Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Be they feathered, slimy, or otherwise, maids are olev.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>16959346
I doubt it'd be long before my waifu just casts some wards to deafen the sound. If she can't hear the TV over the neighbors there's a problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>You want me to suck on what?

[Anonymous No.]

Pet the pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16959357
Like you'd be befuddled on sucking those things.

[Anonymous No.]

cows are olev

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>>16959359
I don't want to get clawed on for being the creepy guy who keeps trying to pet catgirls minding their own business. I don't want to face the Hellhound Officer again.

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>>16959337
That's completely fine anon. Nothing wrong with that.

>>16959346
It's kinda cute in a way. I love this idea and I can see the wives trying to shove it in each other's faces the next morning.

>"Oh hey Sophie! Yeah sorry about that last night, my husband made me ahego and I was screaming for hours!"

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>>16959362
Judging by the look on her face in that pic, I think she's just trying to tease you.

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>>16959363
Why does she gave scribbles on her eyes?

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>>16959349
Wedding dress Kiki? Maids are the OLEVEST

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>>16959369
But I don't like being teased, I'm very sensitive to that.

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>>16959371
Stunned. Your warm touch against her bosom has left her in a daze.

Very few people realize just how delicate a cow can be.

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>>16959357
Lilims are CUTE

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>>16959349
Even though this thread was first I'm very tempted to post in the other one. Curse you for making it feel like I'm choosing the kiki OP over the shog OP

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>>16959383
Lilims are bait for hacks who want to think their spank is worth wanking to!

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>>16959349
Where can I find a cute maid who loves me and will hold me?

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>>16959389
Wait a few days for this thread to die and you'll get your chance to put your Shoggoth on the front page.

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>>16959368
>That's completely fine anon. Nothing wrong with that.
I just don't like the idea of anyone but her seeing me naked. On another note, why are comfy fantasies so fucking good? Just snuggling with my cute waifu in my lap sounds like absolute heaven.

>>16959374
Then cut out the middle man and jam your dick in her mouth anon.

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>>16959391
Anon I don't mind what Lilim it is. I just think they're cute and I want to marry one.

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>>16959398
>On another note, why are comfy fantasies so fucking good?

They make you feel all warm and fuzzy. Atleast that's what comfy fantasies with my waifu feel like.

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>>16959355
>>16959368
>"For the demon lords sake Emelia. I can't hear the TV, can you keep it down?"
>"Oh sorry. My husband was just fucking me so good and I couldn't help but moan so loud. You know how good my husband fucks me."
>"Well I was busy sucking my husbands cock. It's hard to deepthroat it sometimes because how big it is. The size is just amazing on it, perfect for making me scream with ecstasy."

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>>16959398
>I just don't like the idea of anyone but her seeing me naked.
My nigger. I'm sure she'd also writhe uncomfortably at the thought of other sluts seeing you naked, or worse yet, seeing the cute faces you pull mid-sex, the faces that are for her alone.

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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

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>>16959401
Is it wrong that imagining comfy snug things makes my heart pound harder than imagining the super lewd roleplay sex?

>>16959409
Monstergirls man, they're a trip.

>>16959410
She'd probably brag about how earnest and cute I look when I take the lead and how adorable my blush is when she's in charge.
And then she'd get super evasive if anyone asked for pictures.

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>>16959416
There's nothing wrong with imagining your demonfu the way you want, man.

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>>16959416
Bragging is fine. I don't care for it myself, but I could see my waifu bragging to her friends. Of course, no one ever gets to verify these claims.

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>>16959415
>You'll never bind a Holstaur to a milk machine and vibrators set on high, watching her writhing and moaning through her mouth gag for hours.
>You'll never let her soak in her own pheromones with the only thing she can see is the scarlet red sash you blindfolded her with.
>You'll never release her from her bindings and embrace the incoming shattering of your everything.
At least we got our hentai videos and doujins, at least we have those...

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>>16959357
A popsicle. As erotically as possible.

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>>16959359
What do you do when a pussy acts like she doesn't want nor enjoy pats, rubs and caresses?

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>>16959420
This

I have something for my waifu showing me off and bragging

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>>16959418
But she's so cute though.

>>16959420
I think it makes her just that much cuter. And then she starts getting into the less lewd bragging and she starts getting redder and redder as she goes on until she overheats.

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>>16959357
A Lich's Soul Gem.

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What MG would look the best in assless panties?

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>>16959442
Your favorite one, faggot. Except for all forms of horsepussy

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>>16959442
Any bottom heavy loli

My vote is Atlach-Nacha

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>>16959434
Wait until she asks for it? Trying to pet her anyways might lead to the headpatter becoming the headpattee, and you'll never be the same ever again.

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>>16959440
I want to tell a lich to lewdly suck on her phylactery!

What would your Lich waifu use as a phylactery?

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>>16959447
Spiderbutt best butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16959442
Pharaoh

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>>16959442
Crotchless panties are better.

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>>16959447
>My vote is Atlach-Nacha
And this is how you get called worthless, voyeuristic scum by a nacho.

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I wonder is the vanilla loli nacho is so bitter because all her venom is in the concentrated form of a loli.

I wonder is a big tall and busty nacho has a softer yet more matured venom? I'd definitely consider her top tier if that were the case.

Seems to be a trend that lolis a more bitter. Take Bapho, who has a tit jihad and bullies innocent titty monsters mercilessly.

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Look at that nerd lamia!
She needs some bullying!

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>>16959484
She looks like a cute pocket snake to me.

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>>16959457
My nigga

>>16959472
She can insult and belittle you all she wants, that won't stop you from pounding that plump spider butt
She will shut up once you cum a nice heavy load in her ass anyway

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>>16959484
Looks more like she needs an empty dice bag to make herself at home in.

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>>16959484
>bullying
Maybe with my dick. All mini-monstergirls are stretchable right?
>tfw finally found a decently priced d100

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>>16959487
Yeah, but once she recovers she just calls you and ass obsessed freak and a tactless butt breaker.

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>>16959482
>innocent
>titty monsters
Pick one.

[Anonymous No.]

Lets bake a cake!

http://ponmokyu.com/game/famcake1.01/

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>>16959497
Sounds like she hasn't had her fill of painal.

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>>16959497
This >>16959507
Atlach-Nachas who complain about you breaking their ass need more ass breaking

Be wary of her revenge though, lolidom crushes the soul of men

[Anonymous No.]

Raven Lich when?

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>>16959513
Please don't start spamming this.

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>>16959507
>>16959512
You can't just bully an Atlach-Nacha's butt like some brute until she feels like it'll never properly close again!

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>>16959506
Stephanie familiar when? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYrkQL1bX4A

[Anonymous No.]

>>16959506
Somebody translate this into american for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16959531
讓我們烤蛋糕！

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>>16959513
Hopefully never, keep /co/ shit away from monster girls.

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>>16959538
Why? Don't you want to hear some [unsolicited opinions on Israel]?

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>>16959506
If you make pic related you'll get a special guest too

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>>16959538
I just want a qt cosplaying Lich man, what's the beef?

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>>16959503
Titania, I choose you!

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>>16959538
I was going to argue with you, but I can't think of a single /co/ worthy of being a MG.

Even Thor, I'd rather just a genderbent valkyrie version from the original myth

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>>16959523
Nachas are for ass fucking until they feel uneasy unless their butt is stuffed with your cock

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>>16959506
I want to taste the slime cake so badly
Food that smiles at you has to taste great

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>>16959545
Have her cosplay as something that's not shit then.

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/O7Zz4kBOTtI

Stage 1 playable.

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>>16959577
Neat,been liking the increase in fan games lately.

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>>16959559

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>>16959577
>This is what battles with the Order look like
We should all take a moment to thank the Radical Faction and Lilims

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>>16959577
Game is super tough for me, Not used to having the X button as the focus/slow down button,

Download link's Here if you want to try it out.
https://ioribranford.itch.io/demonizer

[Anonymous No.]

I heard Atlach Nacha butt. I'm interested.

I'm going to sniff her butt while she insults me for being a dirty lolicon!

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>>16959595
I bet a lich would look at your internet history and porn habits and then create a mathematical formula to determine what cosplay you would like the most.

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>>16959651
Praise Druella, praise the demons.

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>>16959667
Watch out
She is going to press it hard against your face so you can't breathe
Meanwhile she will jerk you off, she might even use her feet if you are that much of a disgusting pervert. And you better cum quick unless you feel like suffocating under a soft spider posterior

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>>16959678
This is why I love Atlach Nacha. I want her to bully me for my addiction to her feet.

I know some alternate version of me would waifu one.

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>>16959667
She'd call you a dirty pedophile, because that's what you'd be in this scenario. Unless it's a nip nacho and she uses the word interchangeably as nips do.

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>>16959725
I love that kind of teasing. Best kind.

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>>16959727
What kind?

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>>16959732
The "you dirty pedo" while you're being sexually teased kind of bullying.

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>>16959739
Can you really consider a statement of fact to be teasing though? Unless you feel some sort of shame towards your tastes, which is understandable. If she's playing on the shame aspect I guess it's teasing.

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>Anubis streaming in conservative clothing and plays the game normally
>4 viewers

If a human boy does the same he'd get 10k+

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>>16959746
>implying there aren't a bunch of fanboys who love the sound of her voice, her intelligent and cutting wit as she plays, her genuine skill and insights into the game's mechanics
>Plus the cute look when she concentrates and forgets to chat to her audience
Boy gamers are all sucky attention whores anyway.

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>>16959743
>Unless you feel some sort of shame towards your tastes

It is pretty shameful

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>>16959746
Why do you just repost things from last thread? At least change it up a bit.

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>>16959753
Sex is encouraged at twitch.mon. Cases of human boys get swatted just to see the resulting gang rape is quite common. It also brings in new viewers.

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>>16959746
This >>16959753

I'd watch that cutie anyway, going to donate a lot just to see her reaction!

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>>16959763
That's pretty hot to image. What if th video is uploaded to SWATTED.com?

Poor pure virgin boys trying to play fun video games for their horny MG view base. Oblivious to the fact that he's all the reason they watch. Then having him get swatted by BIG STRONG RAPE MGS like Manticores, Hellhounds, Ushi onis, Onis and Jinkos all in tight swat gear showing off their muscles.

Poor little human boy.

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>>16959758
Well, if there's a silver lining for you, it's that any one who is degenerate enough to want to diddle children, is also degenerate enough to get off on shame, so it's a win win for you.

Of course, you'll never get to fuck a monster child so maybe it's lose-lose, but that's true of everyone

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>>16959765
Imagine her reaction if you decided to host her after ending your 10k+ viewer stream for the night.

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>>16959779
But I'd only ever want to do it to an Atlach Nacha. Anon I'm not a real pedo.

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>>16959780
She'd get flustered by all the viewers! Her reaction would be so cute, her face all red and shocked.

This Anubis is in dire need of ear massaging and I'm going to give it to her.

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>>16959786
>He thinks he isn't a pedo
I'm almost jealous in a way. The more you delude yourself, the stronger the sense of shame, the better the pleasure when a kid teases you about it.

It's like a machine of perpetual motion with the sole purpose to heighten your sense of pleasure.

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>>16959799
Anon please, I'm not a pedophile. Lolis who aren't MGs disgust me. That's why it's only an Atlach Nach's footsies I'd kiss, lick and worship. Aswell as her delicious flat chest, aswell as her tummy. All if she let me and I know she probably wouldn't. But it's just more ways to deny and tease me.

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>>16959806
Thanks for the chuckle anon

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>>16959806
I'm in the same boat as you Anon
Before Atlach-Nacha I was an upstanding citizen with socially acceptable tastes
After her I have become a filthy lolicon who can't help but fantasize about doing unspeakable things to her young, pristine body

The only ounce of selfrespect I have left is that my Atlach-Nacha waifu has an unknown age

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>>16959815
Your welcome anon?

>>16959842
Exactly this. It's not fair how Atlach Nacha turned me into a dirty lolicon thirsting for lolidom. And I like to fantasize the same thing, it only makes sense an Eldritch horror would have an unknown age, and then technically I'm not a full lolicon.

Still, there's so many things I'd do to an Atlach Nacha but it's ok because it would be in her cave and nobody would know.

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>>16959790
She needs a foot paw massaging as she's streaming and playing, she'll start moaning and lose focus on the game

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>>16959868
>but it's ok because it would be in her cave and nobody would know.
So much this
A spider cave is the happiest place in the world
There is only you, her and the web, no one to disturb you and you have an eternity to do plenty of lewd things

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>>16959868
Would you feel the same if nacho didn't have the body of a child?

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>>16959753
I would watch that Anubutt's streams! I would give her lots of encouragement in the chat!

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I want to come across a muscle demon realm with all the girls acting like they normally do, they just happen to be a full foot taller than normal and layered with heavy muscle.

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>>16959935
That would be weird
Demon realm inhabitants tend to be extremely seductive and lewd, I can't imagine a bunch of muscle girls acting that way

>6"5 /fit/ Succubus bends down, presses her huge breasts together and asks you if you would like to spend an enjoyable night with her
>She seductively sucks her finger while you look for an answer

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>>16959957
I don't know about you, but I'd lightly chop her head with my hand and walk away.

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>>16959900
The both of you may be busy, or may have looked away from the thread, but I find it hilarious that this is the question that goes unanswered.

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>>16959900
>>16959964
I fell in love with loli Atlach-Nacha

KC confirmed that mature Atlach-Nachas exist and we even got art of one from Buck, they're great but I'm not a slut for them

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>>16959974
>mature Atlach-Nachas exist

Now that's what I'm talking about.

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>>16959957
Big, muscled weresheep stall owner waves at you as you go buy.

A pair of hulking holsts carrying fresh milk giggle as they walk through town.

A tank-like tanuki selling her wares and offering them to you at 'a bargain' while leaning forward so that you can see down her cleavage in her clothes.

That succubus would, surprisingly, pout and rub her head while you walk away, although she may unsurprisingly grab her friends.

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>>16959986
>Big, muscled weresheep stall owner waves at you as you go buy.
>A pair of hulking holsts carrying fresh milk giggle as they walk through town.
i could go for a farm of big girls

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>>16959974
So no, you wouldn't be attracted if she didn't have the body of a child.

So why claim that you aren't a pedo? The whole canon goes out of its way to enable your fetish for kids without the stigma, I'm not sure why you wouldn't wear it proudly.

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>>16959893
This is why they're my second favourite girls. Fantastic, definitely my plan B girl.

>>16959900
I wouldn't really like it that much

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>>16959986
>A tank-like tanuki selling her wares and offering them to you at 'a bargain' while leaning forward so that you can see down her cleavage in her clothes.
It'd be better if she wears an exotic negligee that emphasize her boobs while showing off her toned stomach

>>16959989
Muscle farm girls would be extra comfy
You could walk in the fields, stumble upon a sleeping Holst and take a sweet nap on top/next to her
By the time you wake up she will be ready for cuddles and a milking

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>>16959989
It would be good.
The big weresheep with sleepy smiles, the huge holsts with large chests that wave at you whenever you pass by, the even bigger minotaur farmhand that stretches out her overalls.

And that doesn't even factor in the huge plant girls that could be watching and living on your farm.

>>16960020
Could be.
Maybe she's from the barbarian North and has a vest on that 'just' covers her chest enough to hide her nipples while showing off the rest of her bust and proudly displaying her iron hard abs.

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>>16960000
Can I start unironically using "adultcon" for anyone that shows a passing interest in non-lolis, even when they normally don't?

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>>16960000
>I'm not sure why you wouldn't wear it proudly.
Sabbath followers would be extremely proud of it
And most people married to a monster girl would slowly get rid of his shame towards sexual acts
But things are different with an Atlach-Nacha, she would constantly remind you how much of a filthy, disgusting, perverted lolicon you are

>>16960009
>definitely my plan B girl.
I'm curious about your plan A

My plan A used to be Mindflayer, but I couldn't resist the eldritch spider and now I'm a bigamous degenerate

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>>16960066
I wouldn't care if you did?

>>16960076
>But things are different with an Atlach-Nacha, she would constantly remind you how much of a filthy, disgusting, perverted lolicon you are
Ah, so it is for the purpose of shame-play.

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>>16960076
It's probably best I don't say my plan A.

But I think your fantasy is really cute anon! I love it! Quite admirable and I envy you.

[Anonymous No.]

Onis should take public health classes. Shaking your husbando like that is gonna give him whiplash injury.

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>>16960105
>It's probably best I don't say my plan A.
There aren't many species more shameful than Atlach-Nacha but I'll respect your privacy

>But I think your fantasy is really cute anon!
I wouldn't describe it as cute, there is too much eldritch stuff going on
Mindflayers are born to corrupt every women they come across, and they mindwash both you and themselves into beings made for sex
Atlach-Nachas care about nothing but spinning their web and becoming one with you

Marrying 2 chaos species is a mess, a good mess but a mess nonetheless

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>>16960135
I'm sure some monsters skip that class and just say mamono mana to injuries.

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>>16959349
Not even a Kikimora can successfully protect my smile. I'm already successful in life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16960135
Not just Onis, all violent species
The ER gets filled up whenever the Jinko mating season start

That Unicorn has nice breasts, prime for breastfeeding a healthy child

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>>16960140
True it may not be the most cutest of things. But I think having two wives like that sounds very nice. You're a lucky man anon.

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>>16960140
>There aren't many species more shameful than Atlach-Nacha
How so?

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>>16960155

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>>16960083
>I wouldn't care if you did?
Anon, what's the difference between a child and a small girl?
What do you think of Humpty Eggs?

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>>16960176
>Anon, what's the difference between a child and a small girl?
This question is too vague. What's a "small girl?"
>What do you think of Humpty Eggs?
I don't like them.

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>>16960156
Thanks man
It took me about 5 month to accept that I was in love with 2 monster girls
Polygamy isn't for everyone but if it happens naturally you should embrace it

>>16960157
Akaname
Beelzebub
Bicorn
Devil Bug
The Siths
Redcap
Roper

And that's including the arguable ones

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>>16960196
Don't feel bad for having polygamy. It's a canon thing in MGE.

You embrace the eldritch sex with your wives. Don't feel ashamed by it.

[Anonymous No.]

There's really not much in the way of conversation in this thread is there?

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>>16960213
Not unless you want to talk about lewd things.

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>>16960213
Monster Girls singing Sound of Silence!

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>>16960218
Like milking unicorns?

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>>16960218
Lewd things like what? Being held down by a pack of ghouls while one sucks you off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16960223
Yes, like milking unicorns. Horse milk is supposed to taste rather sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16960226
Yes.

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>>16960175
Complimenting Unicorns until they blush is what life is all about

>>16960223
Please don't, that milk is reserved for her future children that she will bear after being impregnated by a kind hearted man who waited until marriage to lose his virginity with her

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>>16960229
Then you need to help young, struggling unicorns by giving them lactation boosters and hand milking them every day so they can make ends meet?

Can you fathom the titties on a dairy unicorn?

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>>16960234
Really makes you think.

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>>16960235
But how can she support those kids if she doesn't have a good paying job to get rid of that student debt she has?

She won't even need the lactation boosters and breast enhancers.

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>>16960196
I don't know, they may be weird with their husband spider-throne things, but not particularly shameful. I think their base attitude, the attitude change after they find a husband and how they're very bashful about making out with their hubby in his normal form is quite cute.

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>>16960191
>What's a "small girl?"
It's a small girl, Anon.
A girl that is small.
She could be millions of years old, but she is still small.
It could even be a Fairy, I don't care, as long as she's small.
>I don't like them
Oh, and why is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16960249
Come on, how expensive can 8 years in a top medical school cost?
Not that much, right...?

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>>16960241
It sure does. About black holes and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

You're out in the yard pushing your daughter in the swing when some rough looking gals waltz into your house and tell your wife they need her back for One Last Job.
How do you save her?

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>>16960266
Oh anon....
We offer milking for her in hand and machine varieties.
Larger doses will help her make more to get out of debt quicker.

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>>16960263
So, like a woman who loos fully grown but happens to be no larger than a handspan? The difference between her and a child? Well one looks like a child and the other doesn't.
>Oh, and why is that?
While I think a slime is nice, I can't divorce humpty egg from the texture of raw egg. Plus her body does nothing for me. I'd be neutral if not for the egg thing.

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>>16960274
Eavesdrop. If it looks like the want to take my wife and have her do something dangerous, I take a bat to the back of the leader's head and throw her into the gutter.

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>>16960276
I don't trust milking machines, sensitive Unicorn nipples need tender manual care
I don't care if it takes 5 times longer for her to repay her debt, I won't let brutal machines harm her
Please take good care of her

[Anonymous No.]

Would stealing jelly from a married Slime and eating it right in front of her considered illegal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16959357
For the last time, a lollipop has nothing to do with lolis!

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>>16960298
>Would stealing be considered illegal
Yes.
>>16960303
But how many licks does it take to get to the core of a loli Slime?
One! Ahahaa!
Two! Ahahaa!
Three! Ahahaa!

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>>16960296
Oh, the machine is just how personal she wants it.
The boosters and the amount she lactates is how much she gets paid.
We may even snap a pic of her lewd face to put on the bottles of her milk saying "Know your cow"

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>>16960317
I wonder what kind of punishment slime jelly thieves get. Being forced to eat a toxic part of a bubble slime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16960298
That's rape
She will take it back from you even if she has to go through your esophagus to do so

>>16960318
>Spoiler
This is going too far
She won't be able to marry because of it, and she will end up a bitter old CC with way too many cats

[Anonymous No.]

New profile when

[Anonymous No.]

>>16960332
We have a husband placement program if she wants one.

We also have some 'pleasure assisters' that come in normal, large, and S T R E T C H I N G sizes for her if she needs something to get her through the day.

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>>16960278
I don't get what you're trying to say anon. Loli MGs a bad?

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>What are we gonna call her, dear?
Looks like your clever plan to lay the dragon didn't turn out too well, Beowulf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16960318
>spoiler
Perfect. Entrapping a Unicorn in debt and using it to turn her into a milk slut sounds better and better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16960346
This is not how love works
The man has to truly love her and then they'll go on plenty of dates to nourish that love until it blooms and they marry

>'pleasure assisters'
This is nonsense
Unicorns are the symbol of purity, they won't masturbate or even think about lewd stuff until they are married

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>>16960360
No? You asked me what the difference was between a child and a girl who was just small, and you clarified that by meaning small as in size, as in fairy. So I answered that the difference is one looks like a child whereas the other is merely small.

Then you asked why I didn't like humpty egg and I responded because the texture of raw egg grossed me out.

I never said lolis are bad so why bring it up? Furthermore, how does this relate to your use of the word "adultcon"?

I have a feeling that you were trying to do something here and it didn't work so well.

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>>16960367
That it does.
We even have a few meal plans to boost milk production and ensure optimal tissue growth in her chest too, although it would be a tad high in calories.

Holsts love it though, so she may enjoy it.

>>16960375
And she can do that in her free time, she'll just need to supply her own clothes for such an occasion.

We aim for maximum capacity, not comfort.

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>>16960394
Oh anon I'm not that guy, so whatever you're assuming is probably wrong. I was just trying to understand what your point was.

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>>16960397
I have no point right now, I'm just answering that other dude's questions. Also, remember the "Not him". It's polite.

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>>16960367
>>16960395
This is so wrong

The poor girl fought back against her urges all her life to maintain a healthy lifestyle and body, and you're willing to ruins it all for an increase in milk production?
Don't you care about her pure, unhindered genuine smile? Sure she might smile when you hook her up to one of your evil perverted machines but it won't come from the heart, it will come from a place of mindless carnal pleasure
Ruining her fit body she worked so hard towards will forever ruin her confidence and within a few weeks she will believe that the only partner she deserves is your cursed milking machines

[Anonymous No.]

>>16960423
Thanks for the boner

[Anonymous No.]

>>16960362
But look at that cute daughteru. I think the plan went perfectly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16960423
Well, if she stays for too long, I may start asking why she's still here.

Most girls don't stay that long without getting married to someone and switching from the machines.

But yes, she's here to get money, we're helping her maximize that money, figure and clothes that can hold her chest be damned.

[Anonymous No.]

YAAAMEEEROOOOO
DO NOT CORRUPT THE PURE UNICORN

[Anonymous No.]

>>16960477
She's not being corrupted, she's just working off that college debt.
Sure, there's a few downsides but she'll get out of debt quicker this way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16960477
Unicorns will always remain pure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16960490
Fucking Tanukis!
That's it. Your little operation better have tight security. I'm contacting the Hidden Gag Kunoichi village as we speak. Consequences will never be the same!

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>>16960456
One day she will come across a mirror and see the monstrosity that is her chest, at that exact moment she will break and go from a hardworking woman paying off her debt to a mindless dairy cattle

>>16960477
I'm with you but there is nothing we can do about it
The other anons are too perverted and skillful

[Anonymous No.]

>>16960394
Frankly Anon, I'm trying to discern a lot of different things.
The way you suddenly bring up pedophilia out of the blue is almost as kneejerk as bringing up a certain thread celebrity.
So I was trying to ascertain what your definition of Pedophilia is, or more importantly your definition of what a child is, and why you decided to bring it up.
My mention of Humpty was because you reminded me of someone a year ago that went absolute turbo-autist when someone dared to say a Humpty was their waifu.
If I don't understand a persons viewpoint, I ask questions. I've found that going direct from the get-go usually rapidly devolves into ceaseless ad-hominem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16960516
Not if the hired industrial saboteur has anything to say about it. I'd pay good money to rescue that poor megamilk Unicorn. Even if she just thinks she's mindless dairy now.

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>>16960516
>One day she will come across a mirror and see the monstrosity that is her chest, at that exact moment she will break and go from a hardworking woman paying off her debt to a mindless dairy cattle
Fuck.
More

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>>16960513
She can leave whenever she wants Anon, none of what we've offered her was mandatory.

She could use machines or one of our trained milkers.

She could do little doses to get it going or so much that she has calcium cannons that even holsts would be amazed at.

We don't even force her to take the nutrient meals to boost it, we just offer it.

She's made these choices anon, we're not here to tell her she's wrong or right.

She probably doesn't even know that the 'Know your Cow' program gives extra proceeds to her and her debt payoff everytime its purchased.

It's like they don't read contracts.

>>16960516
Well that's no good.
Can't have my staff mindbreaking on me.

Guess I'll have to force her to take some time off and personally escort her about town on a vacation till she's a hard working girl again.

I may even use some of my own time off to take her to a nice resort she can be on, free from having to worry about her tanks or how the meals effected her waistline.

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>>16960521
I can see you want to accuse me of boogeymanning, but I didn't bring it up for that purpose, I just pointed out that while lolicon is basically nip for pedophile, in the western context it's an attraction to fictional kids. And obviously it's the wrong term to use in a fantasy where you and the kid are both existing on the same plane of reality.
> I've found that going direct from the get-go usually rapidly devolves into ceaseless ad-hominem.
Why not ask direct questions?
>My mention of Humpty was because you reminded me of someone a year ago that went absolute turbo-autist when someone dared to say a Humpty was their waifu.
Say I was? What would your response be? Honestly, all you seem to be doing, is looking for something to latch onto so you could just dismiss me. Which is strange since I'm not really arguing right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16960516
>implying I'm a degenerate

I'm pure! I've never masturbated in my life!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16960569
You are a liar anon. Unicorns don't like liars!

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>>16960608
I don't even know what this "sex" stuff is!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>16960556
Technically you're not forcing her to do anything, but when you present her things in an enticing way she can't help but accept whatever you offer her

>I may even use some of my own time off to take her to a nice resort
You're just healing her so you can break her to the point of no return later on

>>16960532
>I'd pay good money to rescue that poor megamilk Unicorn.
If you have enough money to pay her debt you would make her the happiest woman ever
You'd save her from a shameful life of selling her body fluid to shady men
Her grotesque chest wouldn't allow her to follow her dream of becoming a nurse but she will be fine if you let her become your maid or housewife

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>>16960613
That's a mighty fine busty brown succmaid.
I don't mind the traditional maid races but I'd like a Succ maid who has no shame being lustful and tempting all the time.

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>>16960613
Hands, hands, hands.

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>>16960615
...Fine.
I'd pull my favors and scrounge my savings and pay off as much of the debt as I can and take the rest on myself.
I will heal that poor grotesquely large breasted Uni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16960631
Hands are hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16960613
Those are some huge thighs and large breasts.

>tfw no maid succubus who also doesn't mind being your "milk maid"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16960615
No, I'm healing her so I can tell her not to push herself so hard.

We want happy cows, not shellshocked ones.

She can even leave if she wants.

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>>16960662
Having sex with your maid while you have a wife isn't consodered cheating, right?

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>>16960672
Of course not? How the hell is having sex with your wife who's a maid cheating?

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>>16960633
Good man
But she won't allow herself to be a freeloader, how will you let her make it up to you
Please don't tell her to become your personal milk dispenser

>>16960667
You sound like one of those evil corporate dude who does everything legally yet still ruins lives

I bet you're only healing broken workers so that you can't get sued

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>>16960672
Back in the day, a successful man was expected to have at least one mistress.
The number of women you could tame was tied to how high your standing was.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I get a Vampire to break into my house without permission?

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>>16960696
That is some of it, yes, but I know that my business, while profitable, isn't one where our girls stay for life unless their husband works here as well.

I'll help a girl get out of a bad situation even if she only has her body but she will need to leave when the time is right.

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>>16960702
Lay some blood bags around.

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>>16960696
Oh, I have much sterner payment in mine.
She will have to produce at least one huge genuine smile each day. Forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16959442
Automaton loli in assless Shimapan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16959577
What's with this loose control scheme and shitty background audio distortions? Those were flaws in older shmups. You could have gone the 2hu route. I'm disappointed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16960613
>tfw 4chanx still doesn't have a twitter link

[Anonymous No.]

>>16959746
See, now I wanna write about a mildly popular streamer in MGC getting his location tracked down. Do some story about an obsessive fan breaking into his living space and turning his playthrough into a camshow.

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>>16960698
We work in strange ways
Biologically we are built to be polygamous, yet the proven most effective way to form happy families and a working society is monogamy

As for monster girls I guess it depends on the species and individuals
In MGE love trumps all so as long as you truly loved each of your partners you could marry all of them even if it seems impossible (e.g: a Shirohebi harem)

>>16960702
Bake an undead lamentation mushroom cake, though you might invite all her undead friends too if you do that

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>>16960696
>>16960704
>Anon runs an 'evil' milking corporation where he puts his alchemy to use by creating food 'enhancers', potions, and other such items to boost the lacation production, quality, and breast size of his 'employees'.
>Comes off as this big, evil overlord whose money grubbing and cold.
>Secretly funds support groups for those girls who get mindbroken and he does his best to ensure that every girl who comes to work for him leaves and gets a husband as quickly as they can because he's well aware that his line of business chews through girls.
>Doesn't tell anyone and has resigned himself to a lonely life as a villain.

DEEPEST LORE
Wonder what a Ratotaskyr would do if she managed to find a notebook or get some computer files that shows what he does in secret.

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>>16960249
>>16960266
Would a unicorn even need to go to medical school? They're born with healing magic. If anything, they'd just need to hone their magical abilities and keep their mana pure.

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>>16960704
Fair enough, but why would you need all that money anyway?
Are you trying to court a rare Gold Dragon or something?

>>16960764
>Spoiler
You are a saint. Everyone should treat Unicorns the way you do

[Anonymous No.]

Can barely walk to the bathroom..... ouch.

Why the fuck do Hellhounds get so rapey and in blazing lust after they protect you from a threat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16960766
Where can I get a loli Automaton who will lolidom me?

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>>16960822
Life isn't cheap.
Someone needs to make sure that the orphanages are funded, the homeless shelters are running, the 'mind break recover groups' are running and that the staff get to enjoy pizza Fridays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16960818
MGE medical schools might teach then how to use their magic in more effective ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16960826
>RP shit

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>>16960833
She'd need to be zapped with a Raiju's electricity.
>>16960842
I had the same thought when I saw his post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16960853
Can I get a raiju?

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>>16960858
You can get two raijus.

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>>16960802
>Undead lamentation mushroom sets off every danger instinct in me when I go near it
>Letting the undead community bake one isn't an option since they'll eat it

Should I buy a hazmat suit to handle that thing?

[Anonymous No.]

Could someone post that kiki with the facial scar and (i think) a bunch of knives?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16960858
Look for damaged transformers or substations. Every seasoned electrician in MGC knows a Raiju is behind those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16960806
>>16960834
>Ratatoskr interviews evil corporate Anon about his shady business practices
>30 minutes later she is in tears and hugging him as thanks for all the good he is doing in this world

[Anonymous No.]

>>16960822
It's no big deal, really.
Id hope one day I could be found in favor to ask her hand in marriage.

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>>16960868

[Anonymous No.]

>>16960875
>>16960861
I just want a raiju who looks like this.

>tfw I'll never be an electrician who finds a wife like this

Her uniform is perfect

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>>16960878
>Anon never says this stuff and always has a soul dead expression that's appropriate for his business.
>Always does anonymous donations.
>Ratatoskr does some investigating into his finances to see if she can nail him on some sort of tax loop holes.
>Instead sees that all his money is going to checks to charitys, support groups, and alchemical safety programs.
>She manages to track down his real house and finds that he lives in a small, secretive appartment and that his annual take home is only a little more than his employees.

He'd never admit it though, its far easier for everyone to hate him as he goes to work.

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>>16960882
Gotta protect mastah

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>>16960868
If there are others besides this one and that other Anon's, I'd sure like to know about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16960899
Battle Kiki works pretty well in Snibs style I find.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16960882
That's the one, thanks.

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>>16960891
Her hairstyle is great too. This is a pretty good drawing.

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>>16960906
No problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16960907
Literally my favourite Raiju image. Everything about her is perfect.

>>16960899
That's a scary Kiki

[Anonymous No.]

Would Ochimushabs be attracted to Lamentation Mushrooms too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16960920
They'd use them in a tea ceremony probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16960920
It's the most delicious thing (besides her husband's spirit energy) for undeads.

>You'll never take a photo of an Ochi making a blissful face as she snacks on that mushroom

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>>16960838
Still, that doesn't seem like something that would take eight years let alone four.

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>>16960806
> Anywhere monstergirls live, there will be a need for a supply of men as a matter of dietary necessity
> Modern monstergirls are far more apprehensive of who they feed from when compared to generations before, the ideal of a single husbando being very prevalent in today's romanticized society
> A supply of an appealing, non-human alternative supplement becomes necessary
> Hopeful entrepreneurs start filling the shelves with products made from dairy, coconut, soy, rice, and odder examples to try and fill the void and strike gold
> None of it contains the concentrated levels of spirit energy for a healthy monstergirl to grow
> Experts assume that none of these options contain even a tenth of the energy a man would produce during intercourse
> The first person to discover a satisfying alternative will not only make it rich, but they'll probably prevent plenty of assaults on the boys living in these cities

[Anonymous No.]

Raijus are great, they're top 5 best rapist species

>>16960920
Of course, they regularly ruin delicious Zipangu dishes by using them instead of regular mushrooms

>>16960932
Don't do that
Ochis will commit seppuku whenever they bring shame to their master, and it's a huge mess to clean

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>>16960961
I'm going to do it and tell her that she will never bring shame to me.

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>>16960961
>Lucyyyy, what did I tell you about spilling your intestines on the carpet?
>Waaaah!
>Laughtrack plays

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>>16960961
> Ochi classmate says she made too much food for lunch that morning, asks if you want to share (it's not like I know you'd just eat that unhealthy yakisoba bun form the cafeteria, b-baka)
> Push your desks together after expressing thanks for the food only to find that eating any would literally kill you then turn you into an undead
> Now there's a girl patiently waiting for you to taste the meal she (probably) prepared with you in mind
what do?

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>>16960894
>Anon knows the girls in the dairy factory don't like him, along with the guys too.
>He sees their stares, hears their discussions, and finds the writing on the walls.
>He even heard them talking bad about him over a security camera one day.
>He lets it slide because he knows they're right, because he knows that his business is a horrible one compared to the small farms and dairy companies outside the city.
>Even the CEOs and owners of other companies don't like him, the tanukis and dragons getting a bad taste in their mouth whenever he's mentioned.
>He knows he's going to die alone but he doesn't care, he's the number one funder of all the public help projects in the city, all anonymously.
>He wakes up every day in a small, dark appartement, picks up a suit form a dry cleaner, and heads out to the company for another day of being hated and helping others.

Anons had a hard life.
Probably an orphan too.

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>>16960951
Funny enough, I feel like this could be the making of a war.

>Someone is able to produce synthesized spirit energy at a low cost
>The bottom falls out on the value of husbands/human men

Someone's not gonna be happy with this, but it should be more farcical than serious.

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>>16960975
That's even worse
You will ignite her motherly instincts and cause her to go a corrupting spree because she wants to bear your firstborn son

>>16960982
Eat it and accept death
She will take responsibility

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>>16960989
It'll probably taste horrible to married MGs. Think processed cheese vs AOC cheeses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16960914
Yeah, she looks pretty hot in that picture and not just cute like many others.

>>16960961
Raijus are the best electric monster.

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of grey Lamentation mushrooms. Is it just me who has to keep going back to read about the item in question? Even if I've read all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16960996
>cause her to go a corrupting spree
Then I guess I'd just have to hold her until she calms down.

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>>16960998
Yeah, but to unmarried girls it would be like comparing plain bread to french toast. Having no proper way to compare, it's far more satisfying than anything they've had before. It could lead to a degree of laziness in chasing after men. In the short term that could stabilize the rape problems, but in the long term it could breed a generation of uninspired shut in monstergirls with self esteem issues over not being special monsters like monoeyes wanting to be lilims or something.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go to the Fairy kingdom so I can fuck many fairies and have a loving Titania onee san in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961013
We're gettin too real here

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>>16961018
Lovely.
Would you leave a trail of happy, cum-bloated fairies like overstuffed condoms in your wake as you made your merry way to the Titania's forest tree home palace?
Also, Titanias make the best Onee-sans. Others pretend they don't notice how much shoving your face between their warm silky boobs turns you on, but Shen legitimately doesn't, so she does it even more often and with less restraint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961013
>Monoeye wanting to be a lilim

Wonder if this attitude is before or after she sees the monthly monoeye threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961002
I mean you're not wrong but it's rude to say when there is only a single other electric MG

>>16961012
How is she going to appease her aching womb if not by cutting people down with her blade?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961007
Nah, I have to do the same thing all the time.
I was going to make a jab about how memory is shit, but I legitimately forgot what the fuck I was typing in the middle of typing it.
At any rate, you can't really expect to remember all the setting info on top of the 200+ profiles at all times. Something has to give under all that info.

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>>16961033
That's fucking hot anon. This is why fairies are underrated. And titanias are really lewd cute, especially when she's obvious to how lewd she is. She holds you in her chest and sees how "happy" it makes you so she keeps doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

Being the big, strong, muscular hunk for shortstack size queen Monstergirls!
Works best with JubJubs, Ratatoskyr, Wyverns, and Familiars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961018
What I fucking slut
I like your honesty

>>16961033
>Titanias make the best Onee-sans
Correct
Their innocence and playfulness along with their caring nature is a unbeatable combo
It's like they have the best of both onee-sans and imoutos

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961069
Would be nice.
Especially if those shortstacks were a wee bit chubby so that you get a nice dichonomy going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961069
>JubJubs, Ratatoskyr, Wyverns, and Familiars
Four under-discussed species. I really want that plump Wyvern booty my man.

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>>16961034
Wonder how the evolution of that personality works out. She probably wouldn't even believe what she sees.
> the hell is this...?
> you making fun of me?
> but so many images on this weird site...
> so one eye is some kind of selling point?
> ooh, I get it. Anon's a degenerate.
> disgusting pervert.
I'm really not one for getting insulted, but it sort of works for a girl that can't believe someone actually finds her appealing. Cold gazes all day every day.

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>>16961077
The best is the look of admiration and even a bit of fear/apprehension when they see how much they have to take inside of them while they salivate and shudder. And yes, I agree that makes a good contrast! A soft small wife deserves a big hard husband.

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>>16961069
This

I ain't a hunk by anymeans. But if I could get a shortstack girl like a Jubjub or a Wyvern, or Familiar. Then I'd be bulking up as much as I could when the portals open.

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>>16961069
Being a small, weak, sickly wimp for tall, onee-chan monstergirls
Works beast with Titanias, Pharaohs, Demons and Minotaurs

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>>16961090
Gonna fill her up!
Gonna give her snacks and seed till she's fit to burst!
Gonna plug her up, carry her around in a princess carry, and plant little kisses on her forehead while she sighs in pleasure.

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>>16961064
>'Anon loves it when I tickle his nose with my chest! Teehee! I'm gonna sneak up on him in the bathtub and use them to get foamy bubbles on his face!'
>>16961076
I think that's the key as well.
They actually fill both roles splendidly and on top of that have a fantastic ideal body.
My dream would be to do very, very lewd things with one while she just smiles thinking it's a fun game. Then to have her smother me in genuine sisterly affection afterward with her soft curves.

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>>16961069
That does sound great especially if said monster girls have out-of-this-world hips like >>16961085

But >>16961100 sounds even better
I'd love nothing more than a big Unagi-Joro onee-san who takes care of her weak and dependent otouto

[Anonymous No.]

Spiders in pantyhose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961095
Being huge and fucking a small girl sounds way too much fun. Her stomach bulge would only make me do her even harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>Ywn kabedon a small soft MG
>Ywn make her stutter and blush when you overpower her, act dominant and be assertive
>ywn give one more pleasure than she can even imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961100
Also fantastic! Both ends are awesome, completely agree.
Which would be your favorite anon?
>>16961108
That is how they deserve to be treated. Just in a constant state of blissful pleasure while their man satisfies all their needs and wants, and then some, and then some more when they didn't even know they could take any more. Unf.
>>16961095
Mamono mana would make the gains that much easier. Get big for waifu! Really big!

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>>16961100
Being weak and frail might trigger a little spark of protectiveness from her too.

Ice Queens are underrated onee-sans. Maybe they're too cold for the average anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961128
Exactly.
She could be a kobold, familiar, (shorttack)dwarf, small elf, or another tiny monster girl and I'd love every bit of her.

Would be funny of some bigger girls were snickering and pointing at her, commenting on her pudge or over-sized chest/hips/rear only for me to come up, swoop her up, and carry her off while she laughs and I nuzzle into her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961122
Exactly that, I love big girls don't get me wrong. But there's something about small MGs that gets me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961126
>"H-h-hey Anon, what are you doing-"
>'You, hopefully.'
>This knocks out the smol Monstergirl
Even better if you do it to an unpopular nerdy girl who thought she had no chance with a guy like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961128
Pharaoh, queenly and dominat. Would go to war just to see me smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961148
That would be even better.
Watching some of the higher tier monster girls attempting to flirt only to see a buff, anon go over and ask a chubby, shortstack cyclops with freckles out on a date would be perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961148
Yup, Kabedon the small little unpopular MG after getting some mad gains from Mamono mana. I want to do this to a fairy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961122
>that look of disbelief when you pump her on the hilt and see the visible buldge on every upthrust
>It just gets her breathing even more rasping like and screaming in pleasure
>her body is being stretched to its limit but her monster biology transforms any pain into unbelievably pleasure and sexual satisfaction
>she'd be leaking like a waterfall if she weren't utterly vacuum-tight plugged by her big man

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961146
They just seem so perfect to use as loving onaholes. Destroying their little bodies and making them addicted to the cock sounds way too good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16960932
Zipangu Graveyard:
> Wild Legendary Oda Nobunaga Ochimusha appears!
> Anon lvl 1, Ochi lvl 999
> Anon stand still
> Ochimusha use ignore!
> Its slightly effective, anon's heart is hurt
> Anon use Marriage Proposal!
> Its slightly effective, Ochimusha blush
> Ochimusha use rejection! She demands a strong husband or one with good social standing
> Its Super Effective!
> Anon's heart is crushed!
> Anon use begging
> Slightly effective, Ochimusha blush
> Ochimusha use Katana Slash!
> Its Super Effective!
> Anon HP is 1
> Item, Undead Lamentation Mushroom, Eat
> Anon use Undead Lust Aura
> The Aura is amplified by Anon's spirit energy leaking from his wounds
> "Kya! Baka! Cheater! No honor Gajin!"
> Its Super Effective!
> Congratulations, Legendary Ochimusha Nobunaga Oda has been waifued!
> Do you want to use a nickname for Legendary Ochimusha Nobunaga Oda?

Return to Graveyard:
> Arquired Nobunaga Castle at Zipangu
> Arquired Ochimusha harem
> Arquired top tier sword training lessons
> Arquired 1,000,000 gold

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961166
And lets not forget the huge, unholy creampie that will make her black out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961166
>>16961167
This is why lolification and shortstackification potions are so popular. That's a good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Nyaa dead
wont be able to get any lewd monster girl games since im a poor fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961122
If she makes a smug comment you gotta grab and bulge and huge her womb as an onahole while violently pounding her
Don't stop until she has become incoherent drooling shambles

>>16961142
I love Ice Queens, they're by far the best MILF monster girl
I don't know how good of a onee-san they can make, they might be too mature for that

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>>16961160
Aah, that's the perfect match.
That fairy would be in heaven at all times.
People would stare mortified as you walked with her floating by hand in hand, quickly doing the math in their head and wondering what ungodly amount of Stretching must happen, but she wouldn't care.
Do you want to wake up in the morning with her grinding her whole body against your morning wood while licking it up and down and trying to wrap her arms all the way around it? Because that's what's gonna happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961179
>lolification and shortification potions
It's shit. Go natural or go home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961191
Some people have tall waifus but want to try a shortstack once in a while anon. Don't judge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961186
If she gets smug it's going up her ass too with no lube nor gentle thrusting involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961191
This >>16961196

Also if we're talking about MGE. Sex enhancers like that would be encouraged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961167
>Do that with some of the unpopular girls in high school who are shortstacks
>All the popular girls are mystified that you choose them.
>All the unpopular shortstacks are too happy to care, some of them even going so far as to plug themselves up so they can show off seed bumps to show when they've been with you.

Would be nice.
Kinda want to make it to senior year and have a small harem of those girls who look constantly pregnant...with a few actually being pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

Fear the Chorogon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961184
It's a sad day for all of us. But something else will rise from the ashes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961186
>Milf monstergirl
I think they make nice queen bee student types in a school setting as well. An Ice Princess, if you will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961189
>spoiler

That's exactly what I want. And I definitely want have one sit on my shoulder or while I hold her hand. That's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961167
>>16961176
My fucking niggas. This is what they've deserve!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961203
I don't like harems so I would focus everything in my balls on just one girl. Needless to say she won't even be able to move after I'm done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961186
>If she makes a smug comment you gotta grab that bulge and use her womb as an onahole
You can also press against her weak point to make her shut up

>>16961198
If you do that she won't be able to sit for at least 2 weeks straight
You'll have to carry her around while she reminds you about how hard you destroyed her butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>16960932
Zipangu Graveyard:
> Wild Legendary Oda Nobunaga Ochimusha appears!
> Anon lvl 1, Ochi lvl 999
> Anon stand still
> Ochimusha use ignore!
> Its slightly effective, anon's heart is hurt
> Anon use Marriage Proposal!
> Its slightly effective, Ochimusha blush
> Ochimusha use rejection! She demands a strong husband or one with good social standing
> Its Super Effective!
> Anon's heart is crushed!
> Anon use begging
> Slightly effective, Ochimusha blush
> Ochimusha use Katana Slash!
> Its Super Effective!
> Anon HP is 1
> Item, Undead Lamentation Mushroom, Eat
> Anon use Undead Lust Aura
> The Aura is amplified by Anon's spirit energy leaking from his wounds
> "Kya! Baka! Cheater! No honor Gajin!"
> Its Super Effective!
> Congratulations, Legendary Ochimusha Nobunaga Oda has been waifued!
> Do you want to use a nickname for Legendary Ochimusha Nobunaga Oda?

Return to Graveyard:
> Arquired Nobunaga Castle at Zipangu
> Arquired Ochimusha harem
> Arquired top tier sword training lessons
> Arquired 1,000,000 gold

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961191
My waifu is Japanese Tall™, so potions are necessary to try out loli things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961218
That would be good too.
Would you have her walking drunkenly by your side after she's been pounded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16960340
When you finally kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961191
My waifu is way taller than me. And sometimes I'd just like to enjoy her a bit smaller in the bedroom. It allows for way more scenarios and positions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961236
What's with the aggressiveness

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>>16961233
I don't know. I would rape her mout too so I feel like she might get too full and I'll be giving her some bukkakes. People might think she is a white slime until they notice the incredibly strong smell of cum.

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>>16961245
Don't respond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961236
Do Wisps encourage Anons to kill themselves if they post here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961219
>Cum drunk JubJub waifu being carried around by you all day
>On the train ride home
>"H-he... heheh... remember when you stuffed my ass full with your big, fat cock baby?"
>Blush and try and get her to be quiet
>"mmmn... are you gonna bloat my poor abused womb with more cum than last time when we get home? I wanna feel you knock me out with all that cum flooding my insides until they nearly burst again..."
>Other people staring as you cover her mouth with your hand, which she lewdly starts slobbering over and licking in her state of mindless arousal
Take responsibility, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961245
You are in 4chan.

#1 rule: Expect people to reply with shit to any post you make. Never take it personal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961213
Big stacked Anon and little cute fairy. Truly one of my favorite fantasies. If people could see past the initial shock and slight horror of what must go on in the bedroom they'd see the most lovey dovey couple ever going on cute date she and acting all romantic with each other.
Not that they see how absolutely stuffed she gets at home to the point her mind breaks and blanks for hours, but that's between a man and his wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961186
It's their legs dangling and drooling while you ONAHOLE them that gets me the most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961265
I fell like fairies would be too small for it especially when we are talking about bulging a shortstack. Just imagine how weird would a fairy look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961275
large_insertion

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961275
Fairy stretching and buldging is its own thing unique to them. Though the fairy can have a bodytype, it's still uniquely fairy-stretching.
They can be a foot tall, which I think is ideal. Maybe a bit smaller.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961282
I'm talking about giga_insertion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961291
>Hilt all the way up in her
>Tell her to run her hands along herself and feel it through her stretched skin before you start pumping again
This thread is TOO LEWD already!

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to keep Fairies away from tentacles

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961300
Now comes the real question, would you be able to feel her fingers stroking you through her skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961305
How about "keep tentacles out of cake?"

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>>16961255
She is getting pounded extra hard as punishment
And if she continues to act this smug she is getting the perch treatment

>>16961274
Making their legs dangle is the ultimate sign of dominance
It's showing them that you won't even let gravity rule over her body that you claimed as yours

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>>16961175
> using Oda Nobunaga for this bullshit
> not even giving her a blackpowder rifle
> having her insult you using Gaijin* despite historical love of foreigners
0/10, end yourself my man.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be milked by a tentacle!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961300
Like, the bulge would be bigger than her. After hilting myself she would black out for while just to wake up getting her insides stirred up. After cumming over and over again she would just be a little ball of cum ready to birth some fairies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961208
if you're looking for nyaa or sukebei, try adding pantsu as a second word in your search. Totally not a mirror.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961324
Would be fun to do with a haughty shortstack of some sort.

Maybe in front of the mirror after gymclass so she can see your bulge in her, watch each motion, and savor how helpless she is.
She'd even get to see herself bloat out when you dump a load of seed into her, maybe even watching it go further and further with each successive load while feeling gravity and the weight of what's in her pulling her down while you keep her suspended with your strength.

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>>16961317
How else could she give you an over-the-skin hugging wombjob anon?
Of course. And she'd be in bliss while doing it because it makes her man happy.
Just please be polite and tell her when you're about to cum. She needs to be mentally prepared for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961305
So what bapho says in that pic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961338
And now you understand...
...The Joys of Stretching.

Diamonds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961354
I still think it would look weird and would rather just go for a shortstack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961347
So your saying she could jerk you off just by rubbing your bulge?

And what if I don't tell her and she's suddenly surprised by her frame bloating outward with cum?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961343
Anon, you are a savior. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961350
>Why are there tentacles?
>Apologize to the Holst (who supplied the cream in that cake)
>Also, please rescue that Fairy quickly

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961366
That backup is like 2-3 months outdated

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961334
You say that now, but after hours of a curious Tentacle milking you, trying out her various appendages one after the other, you'd reconsider of making wishes like that.

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>>16961361
Imagine the lewdest 'shocked ahegao' face you've ever seen, then multiply it by three. That's what happens. Then she passes out.
You better give that fairy some serious tender aftercare as she's recovering.

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>>16961402
I will.
But I'm going to go at least three or four more times before plugging her up.

THEN i'll gently wash her off and rest her, stomach down, on a little pillow and over her with a blanket.

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>>16961405
Good man. Don't worry, her monsterized pussy will still milk you even when she's unconscious and she'll feel every ounce of pleasure.
Make sure you put an arm or a hand around her too while she's balanced like that in bed. She'll be addicted to your touch, after all, and will need it to feel safe and pleasant since she won't be able to do anything on her own for at least a day or so while she absorbs it all.
Tell her you love her before you sleep, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961175
>Implying Oda Nobunaga isn't the Demon King of Zipangu, too busy fucking the brains out of his peacock and yuki-onna wives to give a shit about anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961418
Will do.
Gonna stroke her head with a finger and maybe rest her in the crook of my arm.
the real question is where all that seed is goin?

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>>16961431
Well, if you went as hard on her as you did, I imagine a fair portion of it will just be energy so that when she recovers she'll be as genki and upbeat as ever, some of it will go to making her skin more beautiful and lustrous and improving her general beauty, a lot of it will go to making her more to your tastes so if you like big breasts she'll be the most oppai-ist fairy ever or if you like em EXTRA THICC she'll fill out in all the best ways, and the last big will go to making a daughteru if you're lucky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961464
Sounds lovely.
Gonna make her the thickest, oppaiest fairy in the land with this rate.

And she's gonna get filled with daughterus.

May even see if I can keep her swollen like that for a week out of curiosity, carrying her everywhere she needs to go.

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>>16961472
Would be cute giving her a little scepter and having her sheepishly direct you around where to carry her.

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>>16961481
Yep.
That it would, although I'd need to find a way to keep her decent in public.

I may simply keep her naked but for a blanket.

That and I need to figure out if she would rather be on her stomach while I carry her or if She'd rather be on her rear and have to try and gaze over the seed bump.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to challenge a demon under the governance of Wrath to a trial by fuck!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961498
RIP, your pelvis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961498
>Epic music kicks
>She takes off her clothes revealing pulsating muscles
>Her eyes shine bright red
>The floor under her starts cracking

You fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

Pictures of Monster Girls doing cute things with their husband is great

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961534
Does a Wendigo having a picnic with her creepy coat husband count?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961556
It'd probably be cute if a Wendigo introduced her husband to her friends for the first time even though they've seen him while he's in her coat and it turns out that even though he's just a normal sized person.
It's just he's incredibly shy.

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>>16961334
Tentacles are high quality waifus. They evolved to be the ultimate pleasure monster, their tentacles must feel really good on the dick and nutsack. Plus since they were formally plants that rape women they fucking know how to pleasure any girl. The bonus art is like probably my second or third favorite in MGE2

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961574
That's pretty cute. I want to see a skittish Nacho clinging to her husband's arm while they take her first trip up to the surface.

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>>16961626
>Shortstack Nacho clinging to her husband while piggybacking him.
>Can't even focus enough to insult him because she's too nervous about the surface world and all it's wonders.
>At the same time she's wowed by the luxuries and practically melts the first time she lays down on an actual bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961637
>spoiler

>"O-oh honey, its..."
>"...It's TEN TIMES BETTER than having to ride your WORTHLESS face all the time! GOD if I only knew how comparatively uncomfortable you were to literally the most basic of amenities of the surface, you idiotic slime! Dirt! Now you're even more worthless in my eye you pathetic piece of trash!"
Ahh, love.

[Anonymous No.]

Semi incestuous threesome with jealous snake gf and single adoptive succubus momster.

Yay or nay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961626
>She thinks being seen with him in human form makes her a sexual deviant
>She hides her face whenever another monster girl looks at them

Nachas are heart attack from cuteness material

>>16961637
>Nacha is used to only eat random bugs who landed on her web
>Hasn't tasted a single other food in her life
>Has her first meal on the surface
>It's a pizza made by a Holst chef
>She is scared of it
>Sees her husband enjoying a slice
>Scarily picks up one and brings it to her mouth
>Takes the smallest little bite
>She almost jumps from her chair
>Rips her husband's slice off his hands
>Picks up the entire pizza with her spider legs
>Goes in a corner of the room and starts devouring it on her own

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961667
Yay, but why did you post a bestgirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961667
Nay unless the succubus is just her mom and not mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961672
>She thinks being seen with him in human form makes her a sexual deviant
This is just too precious. Especially if any insults she makes when he tries to soothe and encourage her only come out as squeaks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961667
This pleases my theeesome boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961689
She is getting hugged in public whether she likes it or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961667
>jealous
If she doesn't want to why would I do it

>adoptive momster
If I already had my momster after me why would I get a gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961718
>loud autistic screeching in public

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961667
Is it just me or have threesomes seen a rise in popularity? It's a little disappointing desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961718
>[barely audible angry nacho noises]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961736
They aren't for me, but whatever.
I just don't reply to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961736
Why is it disappointing if other people are enjoying what they like

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961736
Better than harem at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961656
The fact that she's talking so dirty probably means she's calmed down, which is a good thing.

>>16961672
>Shortstack Nacha gets addicted to human food.
Would you tease her over how she's gotten a bit softer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961752
Its more people posting things I don't like, what's not disappointing about that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961727
>Atlach-Nacha starts screaming at he husband about hugging in public being outrageous deviancy
>all monsters in earshot have themselves a sensible chuckle and start whispering about cute, silly spider

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>>16961727
>>16961743
Angering an eldritch spider will only fuel her lolidom later on in bed

Humiliating her in public is punished by being tied up in web and getting stepped on for 3 hours straight while she reminds you of how pathetic of a living being you are

>>16961782
>Would you tease her over how she's gotten a bit softer?
And that's punished by being sat on for 6 hours

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>>16961803
>6 hours of a cute soft shortstack sitting on an anon's face
I'm gonna level with you anon, there are worse things out there.

[Anonymous No.]

I cant make my mind who to pick to be my smile protector waifu: Hellhound or Demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961832
Then they aren't. Not yet, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961667
>>16961705
>"Oh my oh my~ I'm afraid she's gotten you wrapped quite tight~"
>"Now remember what I taught you, sex is more like a dance than simply stabbing at her. You have to set the pace as the man and have her follow."
>"That's it, make her dance to your gyrations."
>Succu-mom moving around behind the Lamia, teasing her ears with nibbles and whispering things to her while you're doing the sideways tango with the jealous snake-girl
>"Don't let him knock you up, unless you're ready to take responsibility. After all, I had him first, and I play for keeps~"
>Smirks when the Lamia calls her an old hag between moans, gives the Lamia's tail end a stroke, eliciting a squeak from her
>"It must be hard playing second fiddle to a Succubus, but don't worry. I'll make you feel even better~"
>Getting sandwiched between snake and Succumom, drinking her milk for sustenance
>Spending hours rutting like animals
>Both of them demanding to have your child first, trying to compete with each other

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>>16961824
If you want things to get worst you can grab her love handle and endure the barrage of insults she will throw your way
After all, you are the one who introduced her to human foods and now she cooks hearty meals everyday (for herself, even though there always seem to be just enough left for you too)

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>>16961848
Personally, I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961832
Let's weigh the pros and fuck weighing the cons that's not what we're here for.

Hellhound:
>Big, likely muscular. Possibly huge ass.
>Warm charcoal black skin
>Tail thumping is adorable
>Can be fluffy
>Will fuck you senseless and then cuddle you afterwards.
>Will beat down anyone who tries to hurt you, Kazuma Kiryu style.
>Can give you a whole lot of adorable daughterus.


Demon:
>HIPS
>Gentle and Seductive looks
>Thick spadetail
>She's down for just about anything you're comfortable with.
>Contract can manifest as a womb tattoo pleasure rune.
>Horns which can be teased or used as handlebars.
>Anyone who hurts you will find their reputations irreparably destroyed.
>No but seriously THOSE CHILD BEARING HIPS

Both:
>Spectacular dirty talkers.
>Protective as hell.
>Black sclera
>Cute and Sexy
>Great cuddlers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961883
Something tells me a spectacular dirty talker is more the Demon's specialty than the Hellhounds.
But it doesn't matter, because HIPS.
HIPS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961893
𝓗 𝓘 𝓟 𝓢

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961893
It depends on if you want rough delinquent dirty talk or if you want refined seductress dirty talk. Both are good in their own ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961848
>that last line
That's the sort of stuff I love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961883
>Black sclera
I have no idea why I find this so sexy. But god damn I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961903
>>16961848
Same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961848
>Getting sandwiched between snake and Succumom, drinking her milk for sustenance
Succumoms milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961898
Wide hips are great, but you also gotta have the thighs to go with it. And ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961906
Because it's exotic and seductive.
Just imagine a monstergirl with black sclera looking up at you with half lidded eyes while sucking your dick like a champion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961915
Which she does, as you can plainly see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961883
I've always found black sclera to be very expressive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961915
Like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961893
>making decisions based on a feature that changes according to the husband's desires anyway
Aight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961932
It's not a contest. No need to get defensive mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961915
Even a loli demon would have all three. Perfect for adoptive daughteru dicking without making a contract

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961927
I've always just thought of the idea of seeing those black and yellow eyes open up after I cum all over my waifu's face to be hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961932
...What kind of point is this?
>Haha you based things based on preferences that you could just make different what a loser
I'm utterly confused. Okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961953
>Loli
>Daughteru Dicking
>No contract
A triumvirate of absolute shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961848
>It must be hard playing second fiddle
Harsh though, she is the one watching her man fuck another woman, so it's hard to know who is drawing the only straw here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961947
>>16961956
What? Is my point so hard to understand?
I'm just saying it's stupid to make your pick based on an easily replicated feature as opposed to one of their unique qualities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961726
>If I already had my momster after me why would I get a gf
We all have a rebellious teenager phase

You'd get tired of your Succubus momster showing you off her sexy body at every occasion and you'd lash at her
Then you'd get a girlfriend to prove that you're not willing to have an incestuous relationship with your mother
A few months in your relationship with your gf you still wouldn't have done it, nor kissed and even holding hands was hard
One day you'd invite her to meet your mom and that's when you wouldn't be able to lie to yourself anymore. You do love your girlfriend but you have been fantasizing of losing your virginity to your mom for years
What was supposed to be a peaceful meeting would end up in the most obscene of threesomes
Things would get awkward after that but you'll manage
Your gf has you all to herself at school
Your mom has you all to herself at home
And you have both of them at the same time on weekends

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961909
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961985
Now THIS is diamond inducing
Though I may mix up the species a bit

[Anonymous No.]

post fat monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962000
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961953
>not making a contract with a loli demon for delicious snacks

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961985
My own momster doesn't appeal to me at all, however if she was gf's momster then things change. A lot. Don't worry she would be adopted.
bonus points if the aunty comes together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962000

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn spend all day fucking, eating, and sleeping with a minotaur
They're both NEETs and /fit/ at the same time. Not to mention that she can protect you.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think each MG type has their own "god"?

Or at minimum MG families.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962000
More pudge than fat but still good

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962013
Cuddle cat is cutest.

>>16962041
Cuddliest Dark Priest.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw he signs your contract for the first time

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961985
What is this shit. I can't even read it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962054
Cuddle dark priest is best of the best.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you get when a cheshire joins the church of the fallen god?

A dank priest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962031

MGE? Well, we know that the cats have Bastet and the creatures of the sea have Poseidon. There are others too, like Eros. So that seems to be the general idea for a lot of MGs, but probably not all of them. I don't really see the undead worshiping a god for instance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962031
Probably a few "exceptional individuals" here and there like the Harpy you posted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962088
That she is.
Would grope and fondle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962099

Mauve over Sasha, there's a new priest in town.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962031
Kitsune do have a god.
The "Inari" type is named after them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962070
That's pretty creepy. Can I get a standard Faustian bargain instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961991
I dig it. Succubi are good cows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961883
So if I like muscles, should I pick the Hellhound instead of the Demon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962138
Most likely.
Hellhounds are for /fit/, Demons are for soft.
I mean, individuals could swing either way, but that's how they're biased.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962025
Good argument anon, good argument.

Would a Minotaur make me feel as safe and protect me as good as a Hellhound or Demon tough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962070

I'm like the only person I know who doesn't use cursive. I don't think they even teach that shit anymore, do they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962099
Come on Anon... Even a Cheshire would be ashamed of that pun
Undeads might enjoy it though

>>16962133
Succubi are great at milking and even better at being milked
Trading milks with a Succubus is the best way to spend one's afternoon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16959484
Pocket monsters don't get bullied! They get loved! Even stinky snakes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962153
What exactly makes you think Hellhound are more /fit/ than Demons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962070
This is exactly why I don't like Demons. It's bad enough you literally have to sign your life away but if the thread is to be believed they get fucking weird about the actual signing part too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962171
You sure like letting everyone know how much you dislike them whenever they're brought up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962171
I mean, she is getting a husband so of course she'll be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962175
I've noticed that too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962175
I think he originally did it to trigger demonfag but now is trying to meme them into being bad girls or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962175
This is first time I've posted about this. I fucking hate how this thread assumes everyone with an opinion they don't like is a single poster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962196
Pretty predictable desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962168
Their inborn need to wrestle and pin anon to the bed before riding him senseless, along with a general rough and tumble attitude, means they're going to get fit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962201
Fine. Everything post you don't like is one anon out to rile you up. Salt-kun is real and I am he. Woo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962196
And I hate hoe when people get called out they always revert to this defense like they think it actually convinces anyone

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>>16962129
Do Demons do that to corrupt men but not outright marrying?

>"You'll get $1000 soon but you'll also get partially corrupted in return."
>He ahegaos as a result and a passerby Succubus takes him away

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962159
Of course. They have style of fighting that's different from a hellhound or demon. Hellhounds use their claws and demons their magic, but a minotaur's strength and mastery of her war axe is just as effective.

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>>16962214
These threads get over 100 different posters per thread.
Not everyone who doesn't like what you like is the same person.

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>>16962214
So no one is allowed to dislike anything in the thread now or they're "that one guy". For fucks sake...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962218
Hellhound heartpupil when you tell them you feel safe with them, thats a plus over Mino.

But those muscle worship sessions.....

[Anonymous No.]

Just take a moment to think about how great your life would've been if monster girls were real. Then look at yourself now when they aren't real.

Take a long hard think.

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>at the age where christmas cakes could be my imouto
I almost wish this was talked about more, a serious 25 year old monster girl who acts all mature in public but at home is spoiled, can't cook and still calls you "onii-chan".

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>>16962233
If they were real they would be 3DPD and therefore shit

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>>16962237
same here

Also you imouto reminds me of Umaru-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962175
It's on par with "Hurr that girl was better pre-corruption!" bitching whenever those before-after pics come up. Gets kinda fun once you're able to predict it, tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962240
No, they would end the feminazism 3DPD pandering at the expense of anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962240
Dummy.

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>>16962245
Never forget the enjoyment of autists comes much more from telling other people what they don't like more than talking about what they like themselves
Or so it would seem anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962245
What if a girl really was better pre-corruption?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962244
>second spoiler
Not quite that spoiled but the type of girl who is just utterly useless at house work and will give you a big hug for doing it even after you've been working.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962171
Of course. Because the main gimmick of the girl should just be treated as a "meh second objective". Even when that gimmick is there to help her GET A HUSBAND.

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>>16962263
Then that's nice but its the Monstergirl thread
People want to talk about monstergirls and the merits of them, there's plenty of other places to try and bring up discussion about normal boring human anime girls
I remember there was a time period a few months ago where people really went hardcore in the Orderposting and lost themselves legitimately arguing how monstergirls were terrible and how they deserve to lose and whatnot
It just seems like some people occassionally blow through for the wrong reasons. And I've never been a fan of just discussing how much someone dislikes something on topic. If people want to talk about something that they like let em I say.

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>>16962263
To be honest, I find pre corruption girls actually pretty cute the way KC draws them.

I'm never vocal about it but sometimes seeing a cute girl with freckles is better than seeing a succubus plastered with another man's cum. Y'know?

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>>16962263
It can happen but don't let the thread know.

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>>16962232
I like both a lot, and each have their own advantages. What I like about minotaurs are their laid back attitude. Her favorite things, sleeping, eating, and fucking, are my favorite things.

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>>16962171
At least in this contract she cant close the sex valve on a whim, even without sex keep access to your resources, then cuck you and steal your money.

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>>16962245
Then you have shit taste, it's the monster girl thread and ironic human posting gets old.

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>>16962263
MGEgirlbeforeandafter.jpg

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>>16962280
I don't mean any offense by this but do people actually get insecure seeing art of a girl in a porn setting with a cumshot on them? The discussion before about how people have some pretty heavy hangups about their ability to self-insert was enlightening, and I think this would help me understand how weird and messed up the people in the thread are.
So it's not a 'wow, that looks hot' thing, its a 'oh no, that's another man's cum and it upsets me' thing?

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>>16961963
You'd need to have no taste to not want to make love to your adopted Demon.
She would no doubt make sure to "accidentally" show off her assets and let you see her in various states of undress numerous times, before setting off the tension by asking you to make her yours. Imagine her getting down on all fours and pulling the undergarments off her blue bottom with her tail, and you kissing her ears, neck and shoulders while you play with her backdoor.
Imagine holding her hips that are slippery with sweat and watching your raging boner slide in and out of her tight purple ring. She would be so focused on being assfucked with her eyes closed, her tongue lolling out of her mouth, the love juice slowly dripping down her shapely thighs and the spade-tipped tail wrapped around one of your forearms, that she wouldn't even taunt you for lewding your daughteru like this and could only let out obscene moans of pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962278
>>16962293
These
If you don't like a Monstergirl so be it just let people discuss them in the one place on all the internet that's kinda nice to talk about them
It's insecure and whiny, yes, but just let me discuss Demons or Tentacles or Liliraunes in peace

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>>16962299
Honestly, even if it was my own cum it would gross me out. I just have a thing about that.

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>>16962316
Pretty much this.

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>>16961985
Gross. Try be a little less obvious at wanting you cake and wanting to eat it too

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>>16962299
I cant understand the mental processes of people that have problems with a cum shot on a random MG, yet they have no problems with "I will only marry Chosen Hero Luka-like Gary Stu" Valkyrie.

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>>16962337
>wanting you cake and wanting to eat it too
There's nothing wrong with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>No northern amazon to travel the frozen wasteland with, who gets to worked up in a fight she's almost smoldering with steam rising off her bare abs

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>>16962264
25 can be quite young for some MG species. I'd love a Pharaoh with that personality.

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>>16962340
Except "chosen heroes" are essentially dime-a-dozen at the present date in the setting.

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>>16962349
So a Jotunn?

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>>16962341
There's everything wrong with the scenario
>Implying momster isn't already fucking you before your "rebellious teen" phase
>implying any form of rebellious instinct will override teen libido and make you not fuck momster.
>Implying you'd even care to get a GF when you have momster
>Implying momster would even let you cheat on her

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>>16962351
Pharaoh would be great for it, I was thinking Wight but a delicious, adult and brown imouto sounds lovely.

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>>16962368
I didn't say it was foolproof and you raise some good points

My only claim was that being a selfish git inside your own fantasy porn setting is more than okay.

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>>16962299
Yup. I really wish I could help it and stop being like this. But it makes me uncomfortable and I don't really like it that much. I'm sorry man, it just rubs me the wrong way. I want to be able to see it normally, I really do. But I just feel insecure.

>>16962316
And pretty much this. Hell its why the idea of doppel ganger potions on myself makes me uncomfortable.

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>>16962361
KC really needs to hurry up and draw 'em.

[Anonymous No.]

>Portals happen tomorrow
>you end up just living your life as you were today anyway, just because monstergirls are real now doesn't make dealing with people any easier or enjoyable
I can't be the only one who'd most likely do this here. I'd still love to live in a world where they exist because it would make everything interesting, but actually marrying one would be too much.

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>>16962373
>My only claim was that being a selfish git inside your own fantasy porn setting is more than okay.
Sure, but keep it inside your own head then. Expect to be called out on your blatant wankery when you publicly announce it.

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>>16962392
>thread about monster girl wankery
>I'll call you out because I don't like your brand of wankery
Okay.

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>>16962384
He needs to do a lot of things.
>tfw no fafnir which is the hellhound of dragons and doesn't become a female lizard

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962399
There's reasonable wank and then there's blatant power-wank. One's gonna get called out.

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>>16962354
There is a difference between getting the hero blessing, and being chosen to be a LEGENDARY hero at birth.

With the Valkyrie you are fucked if you were not by birth designated to be a Legendary Hero.

Nothing short of being a high level reality warper to change your own birth into one where the gods choose you, can give you a Valkyrie waifu.

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>>16962392
Eat shit, harems and threesomes are a thing in the setting. People shouldn't feel the need to "keep it inside their own head" because you don't like it.

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>>16962414
They're both fantasy wank and don't matter.

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>>16962391
I just love the idea they come up to me and are willing to love me. I'm not sure why I love this so damn much and it's one of the main things I really like about monster girls.

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>>16962416
>If you weren't BORN with alpha genes or born in MGE you're fucked if you want to marry a Valkyrie

Sucks man.

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>>16962391
>>you end up just living your life as you were today anyway
>Get my insomnia, genetic defects, near-blind eyesight, and crippling Xaches happening every now and then mambojambo'd out of existence
>Now can shitpost full-time for the sake of shitposting rather than as distraction from real life

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>>16962422
>I just love the idea they come up to me and are willing to love me.
Actually being approached by women and not the other way around is a big draw to the setting, sure. I don't know whether I'd be flattered by non-sarcastic cat calls or really embarressed, but I'd be something interesting.

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>>16962419
So is bestiality, I'm not sure why you're resorting to "X is a thing in the setting". And the only reason I say to keep it in your head, is because you get so obviously testy when your wankery is called out on.

You don't have to keep it to yourself, but sooner or later some one's going to go "That's a little blatant"

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>>16962416
>LEGENDARY Hero
Except you just pulled that out of your ass. Here, have some actual citations.
>Is there anything special about the heroes a Valkyrie sticks to? Are there any conditions?
>It's not like there's anything special about it, but they usually stick to people with an ability as a hero. In case of a monsterized Valkyrie, then there are cases where she picks a husband fitting her tastes and female instincts.

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>>16962436
>comparing harems to beatiality
>implying it was my fantasy you called out
You're wrong on so many levels it's hilarious.

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>>16962422
>I just love the idea they come up to me and are willing to love me.
I know this is thread taboo but you ever been approached by a women in real life, even with something small like a compliment? It feels fuckin good and is extremely validating.

I'd imagine that feeling would be multiplied 100 fold if the one doing the approaching was a monster girl of goddess level beauty clearly interested in romantic partnership.

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>>16962442
>Comparing one thing in the setting to another thing in the setting
Yes I am?
>implying it was my fantasy you called out
>implying it wasn't
Your salt tells me it's your fantasy even if you're not the original poster.

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>>16962444
And that's exactly why I like it. I've never been approached by a girl so, like you said, the idea of it with a beyond goddess looking MG, hell even a low level one sounds fantastic.

>>16962434
I think I'd probably be pretty damn nervous. But I'd prefer if it was a girl that came on to me physically, I feel I'd be more comfortable with that.

Then I'd know she wouldn't be kidding or joking

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>>16962438
Where did you get that? Because it sure isnt in the Valkyrie profile.

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>>16962461
KC's Q&A on twitter or something.

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>>16962461
It's from a KC Q&A.
Even the Valk profile just says "destined to become heroes," where "hero" is a not-uncommon profession.

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>>16962455
One is in the setting and so vanilla that even the most sensitive of communities allow it, the other may be in the setting but is banned on most boards and websites.

And again, it's not my fantasy, my "salt" is because of faggots like you trying to play thread police and telling people what they can like.

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>>16962480
>One is in the setting and so vanilla that even the most sensitive of communities allow it, the other may be in the setting but is banned on most boards and websites.
So? Literally all you brought to the table in terms of discussion is the fact that it is in the setting. Nothing else. I pointed out that another thing was in the setting. In this respect they are entirely equal and comparable. You just don't like the implications, and so are weaseling for something to have a whine about.
>I don't like thread police
>So I'm going to police you now
Eat a barbed cock, faggot. Besides, I never said he wasn't allowed to like it. I just told the dude to try to be less obvious. He's free to take or leave that advice, I don't care either way.

And then you came along, whiteknighting for some one else. Let's just drop this, it's not going anywhere.

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>>16962478
So Valkyries doesnt shut you put just because you were not born with a particular destiny?

I guess they are not as terrible as I thought.

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>>16962489
No, and that's why you really shouldn't listen to the thread's description of MGs.

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>>16962461
http://mgewiki.com/w/Q%26A_with_Kenkou_Cross#Features_of_Specific_Monster_Girls
#43

[Anonymous No.]

Owls!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhKn46XVdVw

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>>16962495
But I didnt, I read the profile and from it I got "Oh, so either Im destined since birth to have a Valkirie waifu, or there is nothing I can do to waifu one"

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>>16962487
>In this respect they are entirely equal and comparable.
No, you're just being a faggot.
>I never said he wasn't allowed to like it
You told him not to post it which is pretty much the same thing, go get pegged by a stage 1 alp on manticore venom.

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>>16962487
>Let's just drop this, it's not going anywhere.
It's not going anywhere because you're being a useless pillock.
Take a chill pill next time someone posts their garbage wank fantasy, not everything necessitates your attention.

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>>16962511
Or just imagine yourself as a hero or destined to become one because monstergirls aren't real
That's, you know, probably the easiest way

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>>16961985
>A few months in your relationship with your gf you still wouldn't have done it, nor kissed and even holding hands was hard
>A lamia holding that long
Yeah sure, you would be raped by the end of the first week

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962010
>implying forgoing the contract and making her too addicted to your cock to care about it isn't better

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>>16962518
>Name calling in place of an argument
k
>You told him not to post it
Incorrect and a misrepresentation of my words. I didn't tell him not to post it full-stop. I told him not to post it if he didn't want people calling him out on it.
>>16962520
>Take a chill pill
You're significantly more worked up about this than I am.

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>>16962535
>You're significantly more worked up about this than I am.
Yes, you've made that very clear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962521
Harder than it sounds

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>>16962541
Then why act like it's the other way around?

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>>16962504
I love how dumb KC can get. I mean really, a dark elf turning white because her husbands wants it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962546
But you can't have Lilims with anything but white hair :^)

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>>16962535
Now you're just revising what you said.

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>>16962555
KC sounds like a fun guy. I bet lilims can change the perception of colors in their demon realms to make everyone think she has colored hair.

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>>16962571
Sounds like something the Queen of Hearts would do.

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>>16962575
>"Everyone will see my hair as pink!"
>And then everyone saw her hair as pink
Yep.

Also I love when he says "by the miracle of demonic energy" in the Lamia clothing question. Shows that mamono mana really does dumb shit.

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>>16962508
I'd like to think Crow Tengu daughters would act like them. They're cute.

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>>16962560
No?
>Be less obvious
>Keep it inside your head
>Expect to be called out on when you publicly announce it

These are the three things I said, and the third is obviously related to the second. Though I can see where you misunderstood, that period should have been a comma.

The message here is clearly that it's okay to announce blatant power-wank if you accept the consequence of it being called out as such. Funnily, it's another case of wanting your cake and wanting to eat it, only this time it's not the fantasy, but the ability to post the fantasy without consequence.

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>>16962391
I'd have a reason to live.

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>>16962521
Thats too much of a suspension of disbelief mate.

Like, I can imagine proposing to a Salamander and being trained into a great warrior.

But that I just happened to be chosen among the gods, not only a hero, but an exceptional one destined to be a legend.

Thats too much.

The condition is so improbable, so narrow and so independant of your choices (its the gods that take that choice), that I might as well just go headcanon and imagine a Hatukaku helped me build an antena to hack into a Valkyries's "god voice" and waifu one that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962608
It's
fucking
make-believe

[Anonymous No.]

>Valkyrie chooses anon as her husband and tries to groom him into a great hero
>anon is a shut in who just wants to shitpost on 4chan all day

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962609
Not him, but you have no idea what you're talking about do you?

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>>16962590
Cute!

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>>16962608
Well, with that attitude, it's not like you'd ever be hero material anyway.
The problem solves itself.

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>>16962608
You never pretended to be an anime hero or something when you were younger? Or imagined yourself as the protagonist in some book you were reading?
I'm wondering what kind of condition that might be. In all honesty I don't think that would fall within the range of symptoms of autism but it sounds like something similar. How about imagining in general? Do you have difficulty visualizing things as well, either monstergirl related or otherwise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962175
It is pretty easy to spot Demonfag/Bollocks/KDF whenever they post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962638
I intentionally remain predictable when posting 'as myself'. Helps keep me honest. Though not like it matters. I like to think I do a decent job disguising it when I'm not though. Could be wrong.

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>>16962634
If you can feasibly imagine yourself as a shonen protag, you might want to check yourself for narcissism and delusions of grandeur. Do you ever imagine yourself with super powers and using them to look cool and show off before your peer group?

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>>16962608
>an exceptional one destined to be a legend.
We literally just discussed this, but it appears you ignored it in favor of crying.

[Anonymous No.]

bully spider now in colors

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>>16962611
She doesn't give up!

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>>16962531
Don't turn the loli Demons onto wanton cocksluts!

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>>16962645
It wasn't an accusation. I'm genuinely interested. Is that the opinion you take then? I've never heard of that before, as far as believing that those who are able to imagine themselves in fantasy situations are deluded and narcissistic. Does it seem irregular for others to be able to do that to you?

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>>16962654
That's a soft belly.

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>>16962609
It can be made believe, it still strikes too hard against my suspension of disbelief.

Or rather, it stretches my view of what its reasonable, to the point the canon description is irrelevant and its as good as headcanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962654
Fucking beautiful.

>that belly

I can't contain myself any longer. I want her to bully me and push my face into the dirt with her feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962664
>"It's so soft you want it lick it don't you? You perverted onii-chan"

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>>16962663
I'm not that other dude, but I do think that any one who can self-intert into a gary stu is narcissistic. Not so much deluded, but I bet they're the type of person to daydream a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962654
That belly looks so invitingly soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962675
How is being a hero in a fantasy realm anywhere close to gary stu?
It's a goddamn profession.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962682
>Literally chosen by the gods with the potential to rival dragons in power
>just your every day dude
yeah sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962654
Mark my words anons. Screenshot this.

I WILL lick that tummy while she insults me. That is a fucking promise

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>>16962675
Even in private fantasy then, such as said daydreams? That's a fascinating perspective. Do you have any issues with imagination and fantasizing then, at least from your own perspective? What about hope for your own life prospects, are you able to perceive yourself as improving and being in a better place in the future through effort or is that difficult as well? Not sure if that would be a comorbid symptom, but I have a hunch it might be. Correct me if I'm off base.

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>>16962686
All of that is your own words.
Meanwhile, in KC's: >>16962438

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>>16962622
As I said, I have no problem with being trained into a hero like the Salamander for example

But for the Valkyrie (before we knew she had other options) you cant train into one or ask her to train you, either the gods deem you since birth as destined to become a legendary hero, or they dont.

There is really nothing you can do about it.

That was my problem with how the Valkyrie was originally portrayed.

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>>16962694
>since birth
I would love to know where you're getting this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962643
I still want either Demonfag or Bollocks to commit suicide and save the time it takes for either of them to shitpost

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962654
Barb..? If so he sure changed
Who is artist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962654
I would endure all the insults she could throw at me for a chance to lay my head on her lap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962704
I'm flattered. I'm not certain what I've done to offend though. Is that still on that corruption business from months and months ago?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962705
That's Barb, as he's been experimenting with a cellshaded style lately.

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>>16962649
I saw the alternatives you posted. I was just explaining why I originally (before knowing about them) considered the Valkyrie unapproachable.

Since it seemed that there was no other way, but being pretty much the shonen main character hero protagonist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962638
>bollocks

Never understood this unless it was really obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962638
>Bollocks
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962690
No? I don't feel a need to imagine myself in any particularly grand role in life. I think to do so is a sign of deep unfulfillment. I've no issue with fantasizing or imagining, from my own perspective. I often lose myself in fantasies, though none of them involve me going toe to toe with gods as some hero who the world depends on. I'm not sure what my life prospects have to do with this, but I'm perfectly capable at picturing myself where I want to be in life. It doesn't require improvement either, I'm entirely satisfied with who I am. The "as well" is unfounded as I've stated earlier that I've no issue fantasizing. I feel your off base in many respects.

Here's a tip for future armchair psychology, if you go into it convinced of a person's mental state, you'll only find things to corroborate your predefined notions. It's the true of anything you seek to do, really. Ironically, your questions reveal much more of yourself than they could possibly reveal of some one else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962690
Not him, but you're coming across as condescending, like you think you're better than him.

[Anonymous No.]

I find this particular wall of text relevant to the hero discussion. Yes, I'll delete it. I generally interpret it less as divine predestination and more a fire in your belly that earns you favor with the gods and marks you as a potential hero.

Not to mention that the valkyrie is already twisted by the demon lord's influence. They already hear their own lusts as the voice of god. It doesn't seem like a far stretch that they might see some kind of burning desire to do good in the world as a sign of divine favor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962654
Barb please I don't want to be an abomination but I'd do plenty of things I'm not proud of to that nacho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962700
Considering they "raise" heroes per the profile, it seemed evident that you are assigned as destined to be a legendary hero, either since birth or at least from a very young age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962729
>if you go into it convinced of a person's mental state, you'll only find things to corroborate your predefined notions
This from the guy convinced that anyone who self-inserts is a narcissist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962654
I'm going to sue artists like Naav and Barb for making me a dirty filthy lolicon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962744
I'm not convinced of anything, I just think that any one who self-inserts into a hero is narcissistic in some respect. Do you have anything to say to convince me otherwise?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962729
Well I'll chalk that up to a gross misjudgement then; its just honest to goodness an entirely different perspective (regarding the fantasizing and ability to do so) than I'm used to and what I'm aware of. I'm glad to hear you're comfortable with yourself, and my sincerest apologies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962710
It doesn't help that right now you're throwing out bullshit psychological "analysis" of the guy you're stuck arguining with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962740
Does that include being her stress relief when she got rekt in vidya?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962762
Rude. Atlach-Nachas don't get rekt in vidya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962759
It's hardly analysis more than it is genuine interest. I'm learning many new things about the genuine spectrum of what people consider normal when it comes to fantasy, things I hadn't myself been able to assume before. And I truly didn't mean for it to be an argument in any sense, just trying to learn more. But I'm sorry if that offends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962754
You are aware or the concept of suspension of disbelief and its purposes/effects, yes?

If I were to steal your armchair from you, I'd say that the length at which a person is willing to stretch their suspension of disbelief is indicative of how happy they are with their life. There's also something to be said for the direction in which you stretch your suspension of disbelief.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962660
But monstergirls thinking they're they're the seducer, getting the tables turned on them and ending up being enthralled is too good.
>young Demon worshipping cock with half-closed admiring eyes and begging you to have your way with her fat loli ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962762
I prefer a fantasy setting but if being in a modern one meant I got to act as stress relief like that then sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962714
Those spotted leggings are driving me crazy

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>>16962773
I wouldn't necessarily agree with that idea, that someone's ability to stretch their suspension of disbelief is indicative of personal fulfillment. At least not as a solid rule or reliable indicator. There's plenty of people with very active and wild imaginations who still feel fulfilled with life and are happy, both commonly and evidenced by many creative works by people of note historically (artists, directors, etc).
I'm unsure what you mean by 'direction' in which suspension of disbelief is stretched.

[Anonymous No.]

You know in the profiles and it says something like "they fug until they pass out"? Considering they're monster girls how long does that usually take? Couple of days?

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>>16962801
They fug until YOU pass out.

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>>16962654
Fucking noice

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>>16962794
I like how plump he drew her ass along with getting rid of those dumb human ears the Kemono Friends have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962805
What happens when this shows up at your door? She better lolidom me because I'm going to assume the slut position FOR A LITTLE GIRL!

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>>16962654
Barb is so fucking based

>>16962714
That new style is great, his recent Ice Queen looked like what something a top Japanese artist would draw

>>16962779
I'm always happy when I see someone else who prefers fantasy settings, especially when he has such great taste in monster girls

Modern settings are much more easy to discuss and seem to be vastly more popular too

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>>16962795
You don't need to self insert to create a work.

I'll clarify by using myself as an example. The length at which I'll stretch my suspension of disbelief in terms of setting is nigh unlimited and that's because I'm deeply unhappy with my life and my "setting". I mean, you don't really even have to try to build a world and I'll eat it up. Anything is better than this one, I'm more than happy to self-insert into a world.

On the other hand, my suspension of disbelief is nowhere near as malleable when it comes to character and ability, because I'm not unhappy with myself. I'd much rather imagine myself in a world I'd be happy in than as a character I'd be happy being, if you get what I mean.

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>>16962836
>I'm always happy when I see someone else who prefers fantasy settings, especially when he has such great taste in monster girls
Oh anon you're making me blush.

But yeah, I used to prefer modern settings too but came to realize that the only thing I'd really miss is the internet and video games but they're only a distraction because I'm not happy with anything else.
If I could live in an idealistic fantasy world and fuck a 10/10 monster girl whenever I wanted then I'd have no need for them.

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>>16962845
No, that absolutely makes sense. It's not necessarily how I myself see things- I believe someone can fantasize on both points of setting as well as self without it having anything to do with their actual life enjoyment- but it's completely valid. It's just partitioning out the parts of suspension of disbelief in a more direct parallel to actual life aspects instead of as an overall blanket self-insertion. I suppose my one remaining hang up is then that you (or perhaps this was the other guy saying or suggesting this) would assume that those who do like to imagine themselves as powerful or better figures would automatically be either narcissistic or self-loathing in reality, or some sort of combination of the two.
But legitimately, non-patronizingly, thank you for offering your perspective. This has been useful for me in more ways than one. I'm again sorry if it came off as condescending, and I indeed perhaps made more assumptions than I should have, for which I won't try an offer an excuse.

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>>16962853
Yeah, I think people forget how much those things are distractions for just not having actual fulfilling shit
I wouldn't spend a minute on a chinese basket-weaving forum if I had a cute Ratatoskyr wife to molest and do stuff with all the time, would probably not even remember it after a few years

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>>16962853
>If I could live in an idealistic fantasy world and fuck a 10/10 monster girl whenever I wanted then I'd have no need for them.
Exactly how I feel
Most monster girl settings also have an RPG/adventure theme as well, so there would be no shortage of things to do and places to go
Even then, a simple comfy life with a monster girl wife is more than enough to fulfill your life

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>>16962693
Nope, its the profile words. Yes, KC expanded it to make it more open, but originally it was just limited to Gary Stus.

From the profile:
> They swear loyalty to the gods who are their masters, and obeying “the voice of the gods” that echoes directly in their mind, they accompany humans destined to become heroes and champions.

Chosen by the gods, ergo its not something you can even train into becoming

> Those who have been encountered by them go on to become great heroes widely known to the world

"Great herores widely known to the world", not even a normal hero is enough.

You have to be the type of shit that defeat Dragons and can fight Lilims evenly, if not beat them.

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>>16962905
I'd never want to live in a world where 90% of the music is about sex. I'd rather stay in the one where that statistic only applies to chart toppers.

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>>16962894
>I suppose my one remaining hang up is then that you (or perhaps this was the other guy saying or suggesting this) would assume that those who do like to imagine themselves as powerful or better figures would automatically be either narcissistic or self-loathing in reality, or some sort of combination of the two.
To some extent, yes. For what other reason could you have to imagine yourself as better, if not for feeling like you currently aren't good enough? Note that I don't think this is a bad thing per se. It may seem so on the surface, but there's really nothing wrong with a little self-loathing. The desire to be better is a good desire I think. As is the desire to have others praise you - to an extent.
>I'm again sorry if it came off as condescending
It did at the start, I'm glad I decided to ignore it and take you seriously.

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>>16962905
Squirrel wife? Nice, a life with one of them would stop you getting bored that's for sure.
>>16962916
Even stuff like visiting new towns you've never heard of before and dropping my taverns frequented by monster girls, that sort of thing would be comfy.

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>>16962721
You can tell from the ad nauseum greentexts.

>>16962728
Mediocre to shit tier writefaggot and attention whore.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Ushis can shoot out thread too. But they're thick as a rope so it's impossible to make a web.

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>>16962964
>But they're thick as a rope so it's impossible to make a web.
What about a really thick web?

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>>16962964
Like those large breed spiders from EMG?

Those were my favourite

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>>16962976
I don't think Ushis are known for making traps. They'd just use the string to bind a man a rape him silly.

[Anonymous No.]

It's getting awfully warm lately, a perfect time to swim with krakens don't you think?

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>>16962985
Webbing serves many different purposes. Some are traps. Some spiders use their webs like nets and drop them down on insects. Some make tunnels and trap doors, some hid theirs in plain sight, some make orbs and swing them in the breeze.

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>>16962988
Every time is the best time to swim with a caring doting Kraken wife!

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>>16962985
Ushis probably use their string as lassos.

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>>16962992
>Trapdoor Ushi
How horrifying.

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>>16962964
I love Ushis, they are so strong and fluffy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962988
Never swim with Krakens unless you want to be fondled in inappropriate places and smothered in tentacles

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962988
God why are they so fucking perfect? Always my number one girl. Really fulfill that monster need too. Just unbeatable.

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>>16962988
One of the toppest tier girls.

>that swim suit

MUH! Now I want to go swimming for a kraken in a swimsuit like that

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>>16963007
>Walking along the woods
>Step on a thin piece of web you never saw
>Ground explodes forth as a HUGE ass spider jumps out of the middle of nowhere and snatches you
>Scream as you're forcefully dragged unto the black earth before you can really propperly lay eyes on anything other than the eight giant hairy legs
>Only begin to piece things together as the spider starts to rape you, rather than eat you.
>Spend hours in the pitch black, weblaced tunnel getting raped

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>>16963013
That's why I swim with jinkos.

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>>16963013
>Tentacles cupping and gently squishing your balls through your suit
>hands a bit too touchy feely on your shoulders, holding you for a bit too long and too close
>always trying to pull you underwater 'as a joke', each time getting more and more forceful
>Big heaving breasts always pushed out on full display, and she's always 'adjusting' them with a quick shake or self-squeeze

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>>16963013
Even sitting on a table across her is still not safe

>One of her tentacles reaches towards your groin
>Unzips your pants effortlessly and goes into your underwear
>It starts stroking you

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>>16963024
This is why krakens are perfection

[Anonymous No.]

How do you tame your Hellhound daughteru pack?

Are you supposed to rely on "I will tell mom" threats?

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>>16963041
Disapproving dad looks and shakes of the head.

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>>16963024
I think I need to go and read that Kraken doujin again now, they really are perfect.

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>>16963013
I'll fight those tentacles if I need to.

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>>16963027
As an added bonus

>She does this unconsciously and doesn't realize why you're making those weird faces until you cum on her tentacle

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>>16963058

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>>16963021
Just imagine how confusing that must have been when monsters became monstergirls.
>Be a poor village boy sent to deliver a message to a local lord.
>The only way to make it in time is to go through the forest, but there are sneaky giant spiders in there that are known to devour anyone who stumbles across them.
>Say a quick prayer before going in and hoping against hope you don't meet your end.
>Ten minutes later you're terrified out of your mind when the massive fuzzy legs erupt from the ground and pull you into the spider's trap.
>Your eyes refuse to close because of the adrenaline and you dread your last sight of the world being a giant spider's horrible maw and cold soulless eyes.
>That fear turns to confusion when instead you see a woman with pale skin, numerous bright red eyes that almost seem to have hearts in their pupils, long hair and a body that would make even the high class wenches you've been too poor to even think of hiring blush.
>Vaguely you register something tearing off your pants as the beauty before you starts drooling and your dick hardens to full mast.
>Hours later you wake up in the gentle embrace of your new trapdoor Arachne waifu sucking your dick in her sleep, wondering just what the fuck happened last night.

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>>16963059
>brings it from under the table and begins licking your seed off while giving you bed room eyes

>>16963064
What happens when I squeeze her tats though?

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>>16961167
Damn I really want to do this with an Alp. I want to bulk up and find the unpopular cute Alp so I can kabedon her against the lockers. Then later that day fuck her in suspended congress until she's addicted to the cock.

She'll make for a fine girlfriend. I'm going to hold hands with her while we walk down the hallway.

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>>16963083
She'd like it and squeezes you harder. At that point just forget about getting away from her grip.

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>>16963073
At least you're snug in a tunnel with an arachne, buried in her tunnel. Imagine if you were caught by a wider that has a habit of cocooning people.
>Wrapped and blindfolded in web before you can even spot the creature whose sure to spell your doom
>Sure enough the fangs sink in, feels like you're on fire
>but soon after something tears at your pants and your dick is encases in something warm and sucking
>Panic as you imagine a giant spider with your dick in its maw

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>>16962233
Honestly, I doubt anything would've changed, 'cept maybe if one decided to catch my old man on the rebound.

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>>16963099
I'd imagine the Arachne would probably cut open the cocoon so you could see her and breathe.
Also so she can give you a kiss before she gets your cum in her mouth.

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>>16962391
Seems like it, aye. I accepted my fate a long time ago.

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>>16963112
But Arachne are smart and conniving. What if they knew their recent change was a chance to really spook some human boys?

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>>16963099
>Imagine if you were caught by a wider
Is that some kind of slang for thicc spiders?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963119
I guessing a black widow MG. Her venom works similarly to Manticore venom I guess.

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>>16963119
Naah, just a typo. I don't condone thicc.

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>>16963119
>Wider
Now I know how to tease tubby arachnes.

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>>16963118
I'm pretty sure a human would be able to tell the difference between a lady's mouth with lips and everything and a spider's horrifying maw.
She'd probably love teasing him over his confusion too.

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>>16963138
>I'm pretty sure a human would be able to tell the difference between a lady's mouth with lips and everything and a spider's horrifying maw.
Not when you're upside down,, blinded by fear and also actually literally blinded

[Anonymous No.]

Got a idea
>marry human woman
>impregate with son
>get her monsterised now that shes done her bit for humanity
>get monster waifu+son

It would not solve the problem at large, but its a thought

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>>16963149
Male children in their mother's wombs turn into Alps if the mom is monsterized while carrying him.

[Anonymous No.]

We need ore stories about the salamander chef.

Or a succubus that acts like gordon ramsey

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>>16963151
Noescape.gif

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>>16963151
I think he's saying that you turn her after she gives birth.

Though a monster with a blood-related son would be an interesting idea.

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>>16963149
Sounds like a good idea. But not sure why you'd go this far to get a son? Also how would a son handle the sight of her mom turning into a monster? Guess he'd be too busy balls deep in his monster girl childhood friend to notice or take shock in it.

>>16963151
Really?

Fucking hell, having a Alp daughteru must make daughteru dicking 2x weirder. You're fucking what was your son

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>>16963159
Depending on what kind of monster his mom becomes, I wouldn't be surprised if he developed an Oedipus Complex.

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>>16963151
Isn't this just speculation on our part?
I don't think KC ever confirmed this.

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>>16963154
How does it feel knowing you will never walk down stairs to see that?

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>>16963149
So following this frame I...
>gain a human wife
>make sure she gives birth to at least one boy
>then she turns monster
>?????
>profit

I can see the flaws in that plan, but it could work depending on the way other headcannon flows

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>>16963154
>a succubus that acts like gordon ramsey
that's a terible idea.
are you lobotomized?

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>>16961392
It's better than not existing.

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>>16963176
No different than usual.

I'm going to die alone, and that's the long and short of it. Why weep? Why not accept it?

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>>16963154
>WE'RE FUCKING RAW.
How horrifying. This is a wholesome christian kitchen.

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>>16963180
I thought it would be funny.
I was having a talk with some dudes bout how monsters could make tv better

Chat ended up with a monster hosted top gear, a hacutaku/lich doing braniac:science abuse and chesires doing jackass.

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>>16963151
reminds me of that one doujin chapter with the cow head

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>>16963200
>Cheshires doing Jackass
>Not Gremlins
At least try, anon.

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>>16963154
I wonder if the salamander has to calm down when she gets too into her chopping?

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>>16963200
>chesires doing jackass.
wouldn't it be called catass then?

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>>16963200
>braniac:science abuse
I have not heard of this show.
Also do you really thing we could have a monster with Jeremy clarkson's personality?

[Anonymous No.]

I have a great need for Demon stories, especially the comfy ones. Got any links to check before sifting the archives?

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>>16963204
This is the smug look of someone who just caused $1 000 000 in damage and got away with it

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>>16963216
Well, watching a Salamander get far too into chopping and swinging a fire 'hazard' around might be preferable in most cases anyways.
If just to grab the tail.

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>>16963203
Fuck off Shoggocks

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>>16963229
>TONIGHT
>Anon tries to out swim a Mershark
>May falls asleep in Wonderland
>Hammond gets bullied by Onis for her height

I miss the old Top Gear

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>>16963234
There was that interesting one Beast did. I think its called "Newspaper".
There's also daki demon, but I don't know who did that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963203
I don't know what that is but it sounds like some /d/ shit.

[Anonymous No.]

How exactly does one get out of Wonderland, anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963262
Step One: Walk into Mordor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963262
When you wake up I assume. Then you think to yourself "what the fuck? Was I seriously just banging a broken egg?"

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>>16963262
The Cheshire cat would lead you to the exit after showing you the entire place. But at the point you're sufficiently mad and don't want to leave anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963256
It's pretty bad. Guy's wife get's fucked by a cow and her and the baby turn into cows because magic.
Then the villagers butcher what was the guy's newborn baby into tender, juicy veal cuts for dinner.

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>>16963277
Could I protect my sanity if I find a Wock to save me from that demented cat?

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>>16963277
What would happen if instead of going mad, a man just got more and more irritated by the Cheshire's tomfoolery?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963280
Considering that you'd just end up obsessed with lizard soles and scales, not really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963059
Ho fuck yes
>>16963083
HO FUCK YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963229
Brainiac was a show about odd sciende and blowing up the occasional caravan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963279
That just sounds fucked up. How are you meant to fap to this?

[Anonymous No.]

How do you tell a dragon she's gaining weight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963303
Be a fucking man and say you love thicc girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963303
You're getting fat. Eat less junk and come run with me in the mornings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963293
>not fapping to delicious suffering
It's the same manga with that huge Hachishaku woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963311
Fuck off Grigori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963306
This sounds like an easy way to get an angry dragon sitting on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963064
That face is worth fighting for. I have a thing for pouting girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963303
Why would I?

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>>16963317
wasn't that the plan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963303
>Your hoard is increasing not in a good way

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963303
Less tungsten more gold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963303
Please suffocate me under your huge ass

[Anonymous No.]

Few thinks look more lovely that the face a Hellhound has when impregnated by the man she protects.

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>>16963277
>the part in KC's wonderland doujin where everyone is fucking
>the main character fugs the faggotcat, one guy has an alice, some other guy is ramming a wock from behind
>then you see that one guy doing it with a humpty egg
>there must be more to life

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry anons, I forgot. What were alps for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963285
She just trolls you harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963303
if your waifu is gettin fat then you should have more intense sex
or she's pregnannt

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963303
Yes, because I value honesty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963342
Having a platonic friendship with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963342
they're justification for re-opening auswitz after all the mayor religions colaps from the portals opening

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963346
>waifu thinks she's getting fat and worries
>turns out it's just a baby bump

Hope your ready for her reaction when she squeals at you to take responsibility

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963303
>>16963332

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963250
The Stig's identity would be hard to hide, the monster parts would make it easy to narrow down who she is

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963285
>>16963343
>IF I SEE THAT DAMN CAT ONE MORE TIME

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963268
It's not that simple, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963359
Probably multiple polymorph spells.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963336
Can monsters feel when they get impregnated? Humans you just kind have to wait and the symptoms start to add up, but monsters are built for sex and impregnation. Would it be like a really intense, shuddering orgasm for them? Just their entire body gets rocked and they have the goofiest ahegao on their face.

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>>16963368
But this is Wonderland we're talking about. The only things that make sense are the ones that don't! As such, to do something simply, you simply have to do something one simply does not do!

Of course, there is the alternative. It's a bit more difficult, though, but makes for a perfect exit to Wonderland. All you have to do, to exit Wonderland, is intentionally enter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963376
I never understood how polymorphing works in MGE

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>>16963200
Wendigos buy dvd copies of Hell's Kitchen and hide it from their parents like it's pornography, they love the verbal abuse and delicious meats being prepared

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have a pair of muscled cheshire twins to play pranks on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963377
It makes sense. I hope they feel when they get impregnated.

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>>16963382
It's magic, anon. What's there to get? They change their appearance to hide the monster bits. Though I'd imagine their bodies would be a dead giveaway; No normal girl can have the kind of curves most monsters have. Also their clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963389
>Thinking Hell's Kitchen is food porn when Ramsey has actual cooking shows
I'm going to sit her down in front of the Food Network, and she's going to watch a proper cooking show, not that senseless tat.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine a Hellhound that is an expert chef.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963404
That Wendigo likes it for the verbal abuse. It's also why she has to hide it from her parents as they would prefer her watching proper cooking shows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963407
anon and his hellhound waifu running a cooking show together

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963407
Does she specialize in a certain type of food, or a certain ethnicity of food?

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW at an extreme impasse

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963444
git gud

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963303
Why do Wocks always get so soft?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963359
Some say she's earned a lifetime ban to Wonderland, and that she once poured military grade itching powder into the cuddle pit while still in it, all we know is SHE'S CALLED THE STIG

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963456
The smell of fish on her head

[Anonymous No.]

I want to wake up after my MG waifus have been on a major business trip for a week, leaving me lonely and crying at night. I want to wake up to them coming back, sneaking into bed at night, and findbthem servicing me in the morning as an apology. Then comes tender loving femdom.

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>>16963289
Do you want a Kraken to make an Onahole with her tentacles under the table when you take her to meet your parents?
Do you want her to be an absolute delightful and lovely Big Sisterly girlfriend above the table while below the table she's absolutely destroying your dick with her sucking ends, sliming your shaft up and down as she also squeezes and tugs your balls HARD to milk out as much cum into her tentacle ends as possible?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963421
That pic almost made me say "screw all my favs" and pick Demon as my waifu.

ALMOST.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963457
Wock genetics.
A Wock needs an otouto to remain slightly fit, those without them have been known to rapidly put on weight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963514
If I get fit will my Wock onee be proud of me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962988
That suit is too cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963523
Yes she will.
She'll also be thick but not fat.

Wocks lose weight once they have an otouto till they're soft but not overly so.

[Anonymous No.]

here, take this tiny demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963530
Don't worry I'm right behind you. I love my Wocks big and soft aswell. Just the right amount of thicc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963496
Holy shit yes, I want all of that. I want her to act like the sweetest angel and the kindest sisterly girl ever but at the exact same time be going to town on my junk and voraciously pumping out spirit energy from me like it's going out of style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963537
NAAAAAV

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963514
#SaveTheWocks

Dating services to hook up these lazy wocks with cute shotas or younger boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963537
Smol demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963537
What mischief and mayhem is this little qt3.14 planning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962988
What would other Krakens look like?
>>16963537
You're able to draw big and short girls no problem. Awesome stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963537
Draw a Kraken

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963537
Shortstack potions are good for two things.
Making your waifu short enough to pick up and ravage is one of them, cuddles is the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963538
Thats good.
If you work hard enough, she may eventually begin to put on muscle, although that's difficult to do.

>>16963546
Yeah, and you gotta do it quick else a wock gets flat out fat.
The ones who are single the longest are truely pathetic sites to see.

Ironically, their increased weight helps them keep potential mates...via pinning them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963537
Hips are even more weaponized in this version
That's good

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963537
Do I have to sign a tiny contract to get her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963557
But I love thicc Wocks!

You know what? If I'm single and I haven't got myself a Wock yet, I'm going to go find a phat Wock to cuddle and love. I'll make sure she loses a little weight and just becomes thick.

No Wock left behind. No Wock left otoutoless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963566
>The paper is so small it's impossible to sign normally
>instead a drop of your blood is used

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963551
Some have their hair tied back in ponytails, some have dark black hair and act all sultry, some have interesting spotted skin. Very Varied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963558
>No demon waifu to chug a shortstack potion and then hip check you to the floor for some fun.
Damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963570
Thats a good dream.

Too many wocks linger about in single relationships till they're so large that they could be mistaken for 3DPD roleplay.

Find a wock today and get her to lose the flab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963585
>Running her hands down her exaggerated curves
>"Babe, I gotta be honest with you. I don't think you can handle these things~"
>Pushes you to the bed with a lusty grin and smile
>"But I know you're sure as hell gonna try~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963593
Imagining that in my waifu's accent is flustering me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963585
Poor waifus who chug shortstack potions for the first times. They never knew it would cause their husbands to go so animalistic and breed her in such a savage way.

Poor girl was held in suspended congress for an hour while her husband pumped her until she was pregnant. Can you blame them though? Seeing their waifu in such a vulnerable and breedable state must do wonders on their animal instincts.

[Anonymous No.]

How does one avoid getting conned by sassy Raccoon Merchants?

[Anonymous No.]

I have to say, asylum/lab where corruption victims are observed/tested on/treated is one of the more interesting ideas for a modern MG thing I've seen in these threads. Though I just might think that because it appeals to my fear boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963555
I don't know how I feel about lolis krakens. They would feel so weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963602
Never ever ignore the fine print

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963602
Get her imagining sex with you by being flirty.
Next thing she knows she'll look down and see she signed a contract that gives you free rent and utilities in addition to blowjobs from the landlady whenever you want with the ability to negotiate for marriage and childbearing.

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>>16963537
>Those hips
Sweat.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963602
That raccoon is too stupid to swindle anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963605
I don't get it. Care to explain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963537
I need more Pocket Monster Girls.

Gotta catch 'em all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962988
I'll stay in the shallow end with the nice Yetis

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963634
That Yeti is lewdcute.
You play in the shallows while I have fun with Kraken-san in the deeps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963634
Hugs are even more intimate at the beach, less clothes to get in the way!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963653
Harder to hide a boner from a Yeti hug in a swimsuit over snowboard pants

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963682
But why would you hide it in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963682
Harder to hide a boner from any Monster Girl at the beach.

Especially that group of Shark Beach Bullies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963585
>no loli demon with wide hips to have fun with

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963634
>>16963652
You two do that, I'll stay on the beech with the Holstaur, massaging lotion into various body parts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963698
No problem at all. Everybody havin a good time in the sun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963697
Loli is shit anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963689
If you get a boner when a lifeguard Yeti saves your life but you already have a wife, did she really save your life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963706
You're gonna get crucified for that.
Not by me, I agree with you, but there are people who will fervently defend their love of lolis here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963706
You're shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963706
Anon don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963698
No thanks, but I will do that with the cow that has superior muscled body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963720
>>16963724
I've been dealing with that for years. I can handle their kind.

>>16963723
Nice rebuttal. Fitting for your taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963706
Dont worry anon, I mean I agree and disagree with you. But I'm perfectly fine with your taste and how you want to view it. It's understandable anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963617
It was some idea posted at the start of the last thread, what if there was some asylum where corruption victims were kept

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963744
So is this an "Unethical Order Experiments" sort of asylum or is it a "Ease formerly human monstergirls into their new bodies" sort of asylum?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963744
Seems like a shit idea. Why the hell would they keep corruption victims in an asylum? Dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

I want officer Cheshire to search my body for contraband!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963732
What's with all the salt, homo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963605
I personally think it would be a nice place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963753
So would you want a German accented Cheshire to grope you and refer to your dick as "contraband" that she'll have to "talk to you at the station" about?
Do you want to be molested by a German Cheshire in a solitary holding cell?
Do you want her to use you for a thick creamy drink?
Do you want her to let you go while she's licking your cum off her lips and toss you a card with her number?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963753
> Sir, please put your hands on my abs, you are under arrest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963759
>I don't want to fuck children
>Lolifag calls me a homosexual
It's like I'm back on /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963763
Yes, yes, and YES.

[Anonymous No.]

It surprises me that Cheshires still have yet to be used in yandere scenarios.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963763
Give me British accent or give me death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963763
What the fuck Baphomet judge?! A life sentence under the custody of the Cheshire officer for having some catnip?! Its not even an illegal substance, fuck you judge!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963781
I dunno.
I'd enjoy a slightly yan, himedere cheshire with muscles

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963781
They're too much of a pure-hearted prankster for me to see them in an intimidating way. At least, no more intimidating than any other girl with the intent to rape you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963766
>>16963763
Now I kinda want to be femdommed by an athletically fit cheshire officer with a sexy accent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963791
What happens when the Cheshire "finds you"? Do you get consumed by the big meaty cat paws?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963779
So you'd give in and call her over for a "checkup"? The second you get off your phone you're going to feel her breath against the back of your neck as her breasts press against you and she pulls your hand back to feel her tight abs.

>>16963781
While I agree that that idea has potential it's just odd you picked a super Deredere girl for your pic. We should brainstorm an idea and try to get art of it.

>>16963783
Then get "arrested" in Britain.

>>16963784
Don't forget the mandatory semen supplying that comes with the sentence.
You gotta let that officer suck you off at least once a day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963772
>I don't want to fuck children
How does it make you feel that the monster children would want to fuck you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963800
Like I'd flick them on the forehead and tell them I'm not interested because there's already a sweet girl I have my eyes on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963303
>"Honey, I'm feeling less sexually attracted to you, because you're getting fat"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963698
You do that, I'll be busy applying oil to the Pharaoh. The mistress' glowing brown skin must never be burned by the sun! Not like it can be, considering she's a minor sun god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963798
Unf. I hope that each 'checkup' involves a thorough pat-down & cavity search (of her).
What happens if I resist arrest?

[Anonymous No.]

>Sabbath expected to see big strong onii-chans who want to love them
>got insecure weakling anons

This makes the sabbath sad. You couldn't even live up to their expectations, could you? Oh well, guess there's plenty more Onii-chans in the sea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963781
Partly because yanderes are somewhat hard to write well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963806
Mamano mana wouldn't allow for it. If she's getting fat, deep down you wanted it.

Probably makes for some awkward conversations when your sabbath wife grows a huge rack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963816
>Oiling up desert girls
Mmmm, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>"That's nice of Anon, but I'm not looking for a man right now."
>"I'm quite busy with the stuff going on in my life, family, projects, research. Those sort of things."
>"I don't want to be rude, but I don't want to be used a stepping stone to a better life. I'll just stick to my research."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963819
If you comply, you get to give her a "cavity search" with your "baton" until the sun rises.
If you resist, then she'll pin you down with her big fat ass and milk load after load out of you while talking dirty to keep you going..

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>>16963830
I don't think I could handle rejection from a Lich.

But you know what? I'll persist. I'll keep visiting her and bringing gifts for her until she loves me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16960702
Vampire mama wearing her old clothing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963827
Well then she wouldn't get fat. Problem solved I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

What artists would draw a brainwashed kikimora-turned-mercenary killer? Like, her master is a famous merc and he makes her kill countless people without batting an eye, as if she was sweeping a house of its dust, but the house is outside and the dust are all people/monsters.
Genki, cheerful, blood-covered kiki asking for praise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963840
We need even more Vampire milking.

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>>16963798
Judge! Look the officer is smoking the catnip! Yet you sentenced me just for having some?

> Baphomet nods

> Cheshire cop puts my hand on her abs and drags me out of the courtroom

Wait! Where are you taking me?! This is a violation of my right! I demand to speak to a lawyer!

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>>16963828
Would you want an Anubis to purchase you from a slaver and put you to work giving her a massage after a long stressful day's work?
Would you want her to shyly ask you to stick your dick in her ass as you knead her shoulders?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963853
I want to suck a vampire's milk-filled breasts while she sucks some of my blood. 100% worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963861
Absolutely. Thats precisely what I'm talking about. Both hazy minded, eyes half lidded, liquid equilibrium happening, it would be lovely. Dreamy, even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963821
I want a Baphomet to be my Nee chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963854
You won't be complaining once you're hilt deep in that Cheshire draining your balls into her hungry pussy. She'll even give you her first kiss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963819
If you resist arrest?
> Police brutality beating with her demon silver baton until you are a drooling horny mess on the ground
> Dragged to prison cell
> Raped all day

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963834
>dirty talk
Can I get that if I comply? Otherwise I'm just going to resist every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963866
So do you want her to be a tall Bapho or a shortstack?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963865
>all is quiet
>except the sound of a naked man and woman sucking each other's bodily fluids from the other's body

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963875
not them but both

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963872
Well the difference between resisting and complying is if it's sub or dom dirty talk.
If you comply then her dirty talk is as if you got loose and started raping her. If you resist it's as if you tried to break loose only for her to overpower you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963870
At least the fuzzy handcuffs are comfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963882
So you want a Shortstack Baphomet and a Tall Baphomet to be your onee-sans and squeeze your dick between their tits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963890
They even vibrate a bit to keep your blood circulating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963877
>Moonlight illuminating her very pale white skin
>little droplets of blood dripping down onto her unused breast
>Mixing with little dribbles of milk leaking down as well
>both silencing their moans and breathing, just gentle sucking sounds and light gulping
>each with a free hand around the other's waist, feeling their lover's side
>both finally pull back after what feels like an eternity, eyes locked half lidded filled with a special brand of bliss
>at the same moment, both lean forward, deeply and passionately kissing one another as they wrap each other up in an embrace
>He can taste his blood on her tongue, she can taste her milk on his
>It would be the most passionate night they'd have for the next century at least
People have said it's weird but I think it's absolute perfection. I'd find it hard to ever break away, and I feel she would too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963883
What do I have to do, to get handcuffed and beaten up with her demon silver baton?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963894
Damn right. I am also a sucker for such stark differences. One likes thigh massages. One likes being milked

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963901
Resist and then tell her that nothing she could ever do could break you and that you'll never submit. Then when you're nice and softened up she'll ask you if you want to change your mind on submitting while sliding your rock hard dick inside her.
She won't let you cum until you submit and every time you say no she'll make the pleasure even greater with another demon silver beating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963747
It could be either. I prefer unethical expiriments followed by a break out because if fulfills my lewd horror story fantasies
>>16963748
Of course its a shit idea, I'm talking umbrella tear stupid here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963902
>Anon and his heretic Baphomet Onee-sans are a constant thorn in the side of the Sabbath just for existing.
>When they know spies are watching they make sure to make it obvious how much they can make you cum with their tits or how good lactation feels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963875
Tall Bapho. Basically Elder Sister type. Shed get along great in the harem. She can even entertain use with magical fireworks! Or just warping the stars themselves with eldritch magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963900
Delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963933
I want that to be my Vamp momster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963926
The shortstack loli with mastery of the hips/thighs and can drain you in record speeds.
The taller busty one with mastery of her bust and is extremely sensitive to a lot of things.
>ywn get a stacked thigh+boob job for the ultimate sandwich of thickness

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963322
So what exactly is the next step to you masterful plan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963912
Stop making me this hard anon, Im about to tear spacetime into MGE world with my boner alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963918
>Anon is a lab assistant in an Order facility designed to research monsterization.
>They basically kidnap or buy peasant girls or disgraced nobles off the slave market to forcibly monsterize them.
>Anon has to watch as a disgraced ojou-sama pounds against the glass of her tank and cries while begging for help as it slowly fills with liquid DE and has trouble sleeping afterwards.
>One day there's an accident and when everyone least expects it there's a containment breach. All the subjects get loose.
>Anon tries to run for the exit as he sees his fellows being dragged off by Imps,
Goblins, Orcs, Slimes and other low level monstergirls. Some are being dragged off by higher level. One unfortunate soul is being pulled kicking and screaming into a private office by five manticores with thick drooling tailpussies.
>Suddenly anon feels something wrap around his leg and he's pulled up and through the ceiling.
>As he reorients himself he suddenly recognizes the girl before him despite her changed shape as the fallen noble he's been having nightmares about.
>She's looking at him with hearts in all of her eyes and she's breathing heavily.
>When anon wakes up he's far,
far away from the facility with all his belongings and the Ojou-arachne in a massive, silky soft web hovel with the monstergirl holding him close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963942
>shortstack loli
Anon, do you even know what a shortstack is?

>>16963949
But anon, I haven't even gotten to the part where after you shoot your last load inside her she'll cuddle you close and call you "Mein Liebling" in her sleep.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>16963933
God fucking bless Kloah and god bless mega milky momsters that make you take responsibility

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963929
She'd probably hide you under her dress while she fucks you if she's feeling really frisky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963968
Yes. I actually meant to delete the later bit but forgot in my own stupidity.
someone kill me

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963986
I've fucked up like that before too anon. No shame there.

>>16963990
>I'll never experience that with my demonfu
Damn.
Uncensored link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963994
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2364629

I really wish I could experience that with a Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963821
It's a shamefur dispray. More able men are needed to gently maledom the lolis and to adopt monster orphans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964000
You're probably the type who wants his waifu to roughly dom him while calling him a slut aren't you? I'm the same. Just with a 5' 1"
Demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964003
I'm the type that likes standing on his own two feet is all.
>ywn be a smug human Onii-chan to a still very powerful but sometimes startled bapho

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964008
Yeah basically, though I prefer chew toy and lots of love bites. And for her to be like 7 feet tall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964030
Good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963981
That sounds lovely. Other waifus would get jealous when they smell sex though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964000
>>16964030
same anon, same
>her big strong and fluffy arms hold you close to her toasty warm body
>her strong fluffy legs preventing you from escaping, not that you planning it anytime soon
>her warm breathe caressing your ear and the nape of your neck as she whispers your name while she sleeps
>ywn try your hardest to turn over and give her a smooch

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963990
>Watch now as the large felinid has captured its prey, and begins to savagely devour it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964073
>savagely devour it
big cats are frightening!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964079
I'm going to find some shortstack jinkos be they russian or indian and just lay down before them and see what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964008
Im even more sub than that.

I want my waifu to slap me around (each smack charged with mamono mana so I get pleasure along with the pain), while she doms me and calls me a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963377
http://imgur.com/a/zG6BV

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964104
Lewd.

>>16964120
LEWD!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964120
Today was a good day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964120
You can see the exact moment when she realized that she's gonna have a daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964120
I love how you draw Anubi, Latenight, thanks for doing so many of them.

[Anonymous No.]

Which Demon Realm would be the best to summon some good bands and hold a metal concert?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964120
Why does Penguin scream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964152
Who can say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964120
I don't get it. Is there a guy masterbating in her womb or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964152
He's preparing for Grape's mourning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964120
Excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964120
Looks like it didn't went into the anubutt's butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964158
Facesitting and lactation are the two most important fetishes I've gained from these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16959357
You have a dick, don't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964064
This is basically my dream. I wonder how she would react if you did turn over and give her a kiss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963007

"and now we wait..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964265
No idea.
And I'm not that anon but I want to call a strongfat hellhound cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964269
She looks like a cute cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964269
That ushi is smug and cute.
I wanna jump in that leaf pile

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964269
I'd jump in there with her.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to not do anything silly around those manticore guards in the manticore caves.

They may take you off to the side and ask if you like scars, if big tail pussies are better than small ones, and if they look cute in their uniforms or if they make them look fat.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that the only way to keep Sabbath Scouts off your lawn is to tie them up so they can't move anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964287
I would tell them that while I personally may not be attracted to manticores I'm sure there are men that would love them no matter what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964287
You are going to sleep pretty early.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964294
You sure?
They have such powerful muscles to show you.
Guys like big muscles right?

Because they have some minomilk they've been using and think that its been working for them so far.

>>16964296
Less that its early and more than I've been staying up till midnight/11pm recently.

Less than six hours of sleep sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964273
I wanna see a hellhound get all flustered at being called cute, as she begins to uncontrollably wag her tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964289
I don't really care to keep the Sabbath Scouts off my lawn though anon, unless they're having sex on it or something in which case the police are getting called immediately.

I would definitely tie my little Sabbath Scout up if she asked me to though, she loves stuff like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962164
They stopped teaching that years ago. No one uses quill pens anymore and having to learn to read another alphabet for something you almost never use in your entire school career was a gigantic waste of time. You can't even make the argument for calligraphy because again no one is going to give you extra credit for writing the same level of content in a different format. No I am not extra salty for the fact that I am left handed which made things even more annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964301
>Tall, strongfat hellhound that is build like a tank.
>Could outwrestle the average oni
>Gets called cute
>Manages to keep her expression cool while drinking something but her tail goes into overdrive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964289
That doesn't sound right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964269
The cutest ambush predator ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962233
I'm not going to because I'm not going to spend my time in misery when I got fun things to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964300
I know what you mean. I used to stay awake until 2 AM and had to wake up at 7.

I used to sleep with you almost eveyday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964300
A lot of guys like a strong woman, but I'm sure that I don't find Manticores attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962263
Then you'd open up THE can of worms regarding the ethics of forcibly transforming someone against their will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964289
>[heavy Witch breathing]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964321
That can mean many things.
Yeah, I did see some regular folks a bunch when I was second shift.

>>16964323
You know or you're sure?
Because they have ways of changing your mind.
Go on, give their ears a scratch

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964287
Scars? Yes, they look lovely. Size? Don't really have experience, but theirs look about the right size. Their uniforms make them look like terrifyingly sexy creatures of the night, and show off their muscles.

[Anonymous No.]

> Hellhound gets home from hunting
> Husband is cold
> Doesnt wants to fuck
> During rape, he tries to avoid cuming inside her
> She gets pissed and kabedons him to a wall
> "Da fucks the matter with you?!"
> Tears flowing from his eyes
> The Lizardman neighbour paid a visit
> Told him it would be an insult to any monster to get pregnant with a man as weak as him as the daughteru will be shit
> Now he think he is worthless and doesnt want to impregnate his Hellhound waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964333
>give their ears a scratch
No thanks, I know what they'd try if I did that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964340
Sounds like someone needs a rough fucking with neck kissing and gentle whispers about how much she loves him.
And then it's time to beat up that bonnet tipper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964340
I wonder what happens to a lizardman goes through emotionally after getting beaten down that bad by a raging beast with no weapon skills or grace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964310
>Inside she's totally giddy about a boy calling her cute
>Has trouble maintaining her composure when it's pointed out to her how much her tail is wagging

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964336
OH my.
Keep that up and they may get all flustered and giggly at the comments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962391
Nah, I'm already making my life better than it ever was before, why would I stop now that I'm back in the groove of things? MG's would be the caremal on an icecream sundae.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964265
it would make her hold your tighter and she'd maybe kick her leg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964345
Like what?
Asking if you want to feel their neck mofu?

>>16964348
>Keeps pretending to drink the massive tankard she has
>Would work except its already empty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964289
I want to bake cakes with the Sabbath scouts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964333
I can indeed mean many things, but pay it no mind.

Good night anon and take care not to burn down your dreams. A nightmare might be in them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964361
If only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964358
They would stick me with their barbs and sexually assault me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964340
I think a Hellhound would be a bit more caring if her husband was distraught like that. It would warrant lots of cuddles and kisses to make him feel better.

>>16964357
I wanna scratch her ears while kissing her and make her tail thump against the bed!

>>16964358
>At the end of the night she throws you over her shoulder and carries you home for a long night of rough loving
>Cuddle against her muscles afterward
>Surprise her by calling her cute again

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964378
>Hear the thumping under the covers as her glowing eyes briefly widen in the dark.
>"If I didn't have to work tomorrow you'd have earned yourself a second round.[/spoiler]

She'd probably be blushing in the dark.
Gonna plant a kiss on that strongfat hellhound and repeat that statement about her being cute....although she'd probably be pushing 8ft if she's that much taller than me.

Maybe seven and a half.

[Anonymous No.]

So what would a high-powered Ignis look like anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964396
The sun, if you're standing too close to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964377
Oh?
I bet you just want to lock fingers with their paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964401
Technically I have to accept that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964340
That Lizard is getting thrown off the highest building in MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964404
I would just want to go home.

[Anonymous No.]

What are your waifu's top three fetishes /mgt/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964349
Well, they'd be rather cute giggling like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964442
Femdom, Femdom, and more Femdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964442
Pregnancy, Cuddling, and Cumflation

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you have an infestation of fat-bottomed Sleep Mice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964461
Good, having to wade through a sea of sleepy mice would be annoying after a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964442
Forced breastfeeding.
Facesitting.
Anal/Cunnilingus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964442
Body worship, edging, and oral. It's pretty nice since they all tie-in together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964442
Roleplay
Edging.
Tender loving sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964442
Gentle femdom, worshipping and marking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964442
Roleplay, Lactation and Dirty Talk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964442
cuddling with ear/neck nibbling
size difference
excessive cumflation

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964442
cunnilingus, rape-play, light bondage

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964461
All them fat butts to pick from to fuck while they're asleep
How's a man to choose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964442
Femdom, Footplay, Paizuri
Femdom, Cowgirl, Paizuri
Femdom, Amazon position, Oral and or Paizuri
Femdom, Anal, Oral

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964309

A lot of the shit we learned was a waste of time. Most of it, even. Learn about loans, taxes, mortgages etc? Nah, fuck that gay shit. Here's some historical dates you'll forget after the next test.

I wonder if MG schooling is any better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964486

Small waifu or big waifu? Size difference is cute regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964442
Tantric, Leglocking, Exhibitionism

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964504
Small wide hip thick thighed bapho
Who once was proud of her small chest now is very concious about it after getting much older

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964442
Well, assuming that I and our dauhgteru don't count as one of her fetishes, they are:

Bondage (both giving and receiving; restrictive and comfy)
Latex (all manner of outfits and restraints; tight, shiny and sweaty)
Tender, loving body worship (both giving and receiving; lots of physical contact all over everywhere)

It's way too hard to choose just three though.

[Anonymous No.]

Manticore are best when they use their intellect to make you submit rather than force.
Being cornered mentally as she uses cunning, coercion, and temptation while regarding you with that playful yet sinister feline gaze.
She'd make you stab yourself with a spine of your own free will, to seal your commitment.

They do have a habit of toying with their food, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964442
Body worship, Paizuri, Tantric Sex
Cowgirl, Paizuri, Face sitting
Amazon, Oral, Neck Biting
Anal, Oral, really rough sex
All based on femdom, really. Needed to reexamine for a bit. They all enjoy femdom to the point that it's implied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964494
>Footplay,
>have light foot fetish
>waifu's have hooves
damn

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964518

Small animal girls must be loved on sight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964495
Learning about History is important, schools just tend to focus more on memorization of events and dates, but that's not how History should be taught.
Dates are important, but so is context. Dates change, calendars change, it's an interesting history lesson to learn exactly how we got our current calendar. Of course, that involves a bit of math, so some coordination would be necessary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964442
I'm not sure if pyromania counts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964483
MY BROTHER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964538
I want to see the fear in Rata-chan's eyes when I whip it out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964538
Funny how you should mention that since my dream is being sandwiched by both a bapho and a Ratatoskr
I'd love to see them work together

[Anonymous No.]

Summer is coming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964518

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964551
I hate Summer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964544
>"Wow! What a scoop!"
>She pulls out a camera and takes a picture.
>See it later in the Dicks section of the MGC Times, along with your name and home address.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964551
Yes, and? Not like I've got a Sylph, Undine, or Glacies to cool me off, or an Ignis to make me heat-resistant.

It'll all be the same is normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964544
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas with a Ratatoskr S. Thompson?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964556
>Gonna seduce that Hero!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964563
But... but it was supposed to be HER scoop!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964556
you posted this to be before
and its still glorious

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964442
Femdom, cuddling, followed by more femdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964309
>you almost never use in your entire school career

Cursive lets you write faster. So it's useful in school for taking notes. Really, it's most useful in your school career and much less so after it. The move toward publicly available powerpoint lectures and students using laptops to take notes is what's killing that particular usefulness though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964442
Attention to detail.
Good penmanship.
Loopholes.

Guess what she is.
Yes, I have a thing for Demons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964518
Nothing she should be conscious about, it great for emphasizing the hips and thighs. If the ass is fat she's made to have her lower body worshiped. Still, gentle massaging of her meager chest is also highly encouraged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964540
Learn from history, or you're bound to repeat it. I'm told the fifth year of do-over is the most boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964540
I study history at the university and nobody has ever expected me to memorize dates. Lower levels of education are silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964634
Yep. If her body was stats, she would have 1/10 height 1/10 chest 10/10 hips (with gap) 9/10 thighs 9/10 ass
Gentle massaging is always key

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964442
>femdom
>impregnation
>anal

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964661
What is she anon? Let's turn it into a guessing game and try and guess waifus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964551
I need an adult!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964667
Guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964442
Femdom, Mindbreak and Ahegao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964656
That's a top shelf Bapho right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964671
Anubis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964671
Sand dog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964672
I presume she's not the one breaking and ahegaoing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964674
>>16964675
Just because she likes anal doesn't mean she's an Anubis.
She's a Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964683
Well, same type and family. Close enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964667
This one is probably a Kobold. >>16964519

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964540
This is wrong though. The dates and events are the skeleton to build the context on. But what I think you're getting at is that the most important thing is the sequences of events and how they relate to one another. And I agree with that.

It's also a matter of resolution. Not knowing the Italians didn't get their Renaissance-era city state shit together until the mid-1800's is very bad. But knowing day/month the hostilities concluded is fairly useless in the big scheme of things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964683
Damn. Oh well. Mine's too easy to guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964442

I don't know. I haven't met her yet. What fetishes would a squirrel likely have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964679
Believe even if I tried that maledom revenge porn she'd shut me down before convincing me that such acts are silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964720
Ratatoskr's are smug and timid, so anal and spanking fits them them like a glove.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's put aside jokes about MGs using cum instead of milk and figure out what coffee they would like.

Liches would try every kind, comparing taste with how much energy each cup gives her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964733
holsts/minos/taku would like lots of cream

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964727
Precisely, exactly, completely this. That and dirty talk. That would be my Rata-chan's.
Spanking
Anal
Dirty Talk

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964720
Legs dangling, irrumatio, pregnancy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964722
Now I'm curious which species she belongs to. Hellhound or Amazon would be too obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964746

Fucking perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964727
>>16964743
>>16964746
>>16964768
My fellow brethren
They are prime material for all of that and the stuff discussed earlier in the day
I'm glad to see her fans think alike

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964746
So, shutting up a cheeky squirrel followed by repeated creampies? I can dig it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964785
Just stuffed with baby batter in every single one of her holes, eyes crossed with it coming out her nose.
Of course tender aftercare after she's stewed in it for a while, but yes. They are for aggressively shutting up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964442
Femdom, massages, and cuddling

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964788
>>16964785

I mean, if that's what gets her off, I could do that. I'm more of a soft touch at heart though. I'd really like to hold and carry her, stuff like that. I'm a big sap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964764
Chimaera. If I used "they" it would have been too obvious. Imagine being teased in every possible way by four people who know four routes to lovingly mess with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964808
I figure there would be plenty of opportunities for that once her belly starts bulging with little Ratatoskrs. Got to reaffirm your bond in a tender but passionate way with the gravid squirrel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964825
Please do not tease my cumflation fetish. I'm ashamed of it as is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964829
Don't be ashamed of your fetishes, they are what gets your dick hard, no reason to feel bad about that. Unless you're going straight into /d/ territory in which case still don't feel bad, but keep those to yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964829
Not quite my thing, but I don't see anything shameful about wanting to breed a short squirrel girl until her belly starts to swell visibly. It would probably be a good idea to pug her up afterwards, just to ensure nothing goes to waste and to increase the chance that it takes. Though after that you'd have to settle for filling her butt until it overflows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964846
This. The only people who should truly feel bad about their fetishes are the NTRfags, gurofags and maybe the scatfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964859
>maybe
You mean definitely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964859
What about voyeurs?

[Maritan No.]

It may be late, but Happy birthday to Kenkou~
Have a lilim /jp/
http://i.imgur.com/fxbYtBT.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964864
But I want to go Birdwatching and spy on colorful Harpy species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964864
A-OK as long as the subject of viewing is single.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964862
Yeah, you're probably right.

>>16964864
That depends on the kind of voyeurism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964865
I want to lift her by the legs and eat her birthday cupcake out

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964865

I didn't know he had his birthday. Hope he had a good one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964865
She's getting softer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964812
A rare choice, quite good though. You can get everything from wild ravishing, haughty domineering, clingy fervor to sweet and sublime shepherding. Sounds quite draining when laid out like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964865
What a delectable gift.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964865
What a SHIT gift.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964865
My little wellspring of corruption can't be this alluring.
Great work.

[Anonymous No.]

Sabbathites are for rape!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964892
I've dealt with draining people all my life. At least with them, even though they can coordinate to hit my soft spots to the point where I'd be a mess, they won't, because at the end of the day they care for me and my well being.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965129
tittuus

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965129
Her hips and legs are way too small to properly support such bountiful breasticles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965129
Short stacks are perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964865
A lovely Lilim!

>>16964938
But they're willing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965129
What a strange woman
Is her tail sensitive? It looks so squishy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965155
>But they're willing?
I'm sure you could find some who are less than willing. Or at least willing to pretend they're less then willing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964442
>Body worship
>Neck biting
>Scent & taste play

There's a whole damn list I could put here. Would've said femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965155
>>16965167
You're thinking of an Alice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965173
Alice are cute! I'd buy from one if she came to the door selling sabbath goodies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965179
>Alice in stereotypical blue and white Alice dress comes to your door to sell cookies with the Sabbath scouts
>does a cute little curtsy to you and accidentally reveals she's not wearing any panties
>completely innocent to the fact that her perfect puffy pussy is out on display for you
wat do anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965188
Inform her that her special area is on display, tell her it wasn't a big deal and then buy 2 boxes of cookies.

[Anonymous No.]

good night anons, orr morning considering its 2:30 am

try not to burn the thread down?.
fuck i cant word right

[Anonymous No.]

Hellhound have good fame as excellent kissers.

Is that true?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965188
Pull down the front of her dress for a peek at her chest as seeing just one of her private areas would throw off my OCD. Also if all her friends are wearing their chest and pussy window uniforms then it's only fair anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965200
Sleep tight. Have dreams of your favourite MG/waifu.

All men should be able to sleep as sound as that guy and his harpy family and

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965209
Heat sealed vacuum-lock action. Also applicable to bjs

[Anonymous No.]

Who wins. This hero or this Manticore?

Hero:
>18 years old, virgin.
>Has the perfect lower body. Dick the perfect size, balls that any MG would overthrow the Order to stuck, a great ass, and legs made for being in a reverse mating press.
>Doesn't have a refractory period.
>Looks vaguely feminine.
>Has a great orgasm face.
>Will never be mindbroken.

Manticore:
>Likes loving dominantion instead of the brutal kind.
>Can inject venom painlessly.
>Has a pussy and Tailpussy that would make a Lilim jealous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965229
Manticore.
No human boy can win against a Manticore without outfucking them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965229
I left this out. The Manticore is a virgin too, and they will probably get married after this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965200
Sleep, you got better things to do than post here, like repairing your mitochondria.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965229
>Doesn't have a refractory period
>Likes loving dominantion instead of the brutal kind

I'd say they're both winners here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965229
>legs made for being in a reverse mating press.

Wish I had this

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965249
Start walking and stretching. You can't get mating pressed if you pull a hamstring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961396
I highly doubt that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965188
How should a married man react to this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965260
>tfw too lazy

Although training to be mating pressed by my waifu sounds really nice. That's a goal worth fighting for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16961517
This is why I'd like to date a Phantom.

>Playing vidya.
>My Waifu walks in.
>Ground is now charred rock covered in bits of metal.
>I'm wearing a futuristic suit of Living Armor and holding a Demonic Silver sword once used by the Demon Lord's husband.
>Waifu is glowing red and shirtless.
>Asks if she can play too.

>FUCK THIS WAR! I JUST WANT YOUR DICK!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965284
It would be funny if you played a game and your Phantom waifu walked in and then made a world like the game you were playing but lewd.
That sounds amazing and terrible at the same time. Think if you were playing WoW or something, just doing some quest, and when you realize what happened you are already balls deep in a night elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964865
I'm surprised you're only -a day- late, to be honest. Anyway the lilim is nice.

[Anonymous No.]

What video games would you play with your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

Melon's drawing a yeti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965375
Today is a good day.

[Anonymous No.]

>Tune out from thread to play vidya
>Decide to check in before sleep
>Latenight's drawn a pic of your goofy impregnation idea
>And he used one of your favorite girls
Noooo! Why do you do this to me, man? I don't know whether to be happy that you drew another pic based on something I wrote, or embarrassed that you did it for such a random and silly idea!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965388
>Latenight's drawn a pic of your goofy impregnation idea
Where? Link? Looks like I missed it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965388
That's latenight for you.
We need more monter girl impregnation pics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965403
Here.
>>16964120

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965410
Eh, I saw it and where is impregnation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965412
It's implied impregnation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965375
Does anyone else find the way melon draws paws quite strange? Like it's not bad and I don't dislike it. Just a little different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965416
I don't see it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965418
Look at the post LN is replying to, blind-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965417
what are you talking about anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965420
Just being silly, ignore me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965419
I still don't get the Anubis' reaction

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964442
>Anal
>Being dominated
>Wordplay
I guess I'm the only one who isn't in to femdom too much. Oh well, everyone's different

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965365
Persona 4, Paper Mario TTYD, FF7.
Good RPGs that I can cuddle with her while we play. Though that's not all I'd play with her, those would be her favorites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965365
I'd make her play bad games, and whenever she complains I'd tell her that was my favorite game to play as a child. She'd immediately say she didn't mean it, and I would point out bits of the game that were awful and compliment them. If your waifu isn't willing to indulge you at least this much, she doesn't love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965365
>implying monster girls are NERDS

This is why the portals haven't opened yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965419
That's too much of hentai logic. Even if monsters actually felt impregnation, it takes 1-3 days to get conceive after creampie not immediately during sex
The actual scene would be like
>stern anubis boss telling off her sphnix and mummy employees
>suddenly feels impregnation, gets mad ahegao, squirts and falls to the floor
>get equally happy and mad for getting humiliated in from of her workers
>takes a week off to fug the shit out of anon both to celebrate and take revenge after humiliation

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965446
>it takes 1-3 days to get conceive after creampie
You must be an expert on sex-monster biology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965453
Who wouldn't want to be an expert on sex-monster biology?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965456
Not me. I'm pure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965453
No, it's human's sperm biology
Though incubus would probably have sonic fast ovum-guidance sperm which can impregnate in few second

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965459
A unicorn will be with you shortly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965459
you're ignorant. Know your enemy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965472

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965443
>Implying monstergirls wouldn't enjoy video games.
>Implying video games are even still a "nerd thing" entirely in today's society.

[Anonymous No.]

You get a free subscription to one of these porn sites. Watching them doesn't mean those situations will happen to you. Which do you pick?

>WolfTamer.com
>TAILED.com
>CantBeatThePussy.com
>Anubutt.com
>TenderLovingDomination.com
>MGGFE.com
>ShortStackBigAss.com
>AlpsFuckTheirFriends.com

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965500
>MGGFE.com
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965500
GRAPED.com

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965503
MonsterGirl Girlfriend Experience. Entirely cute POV sex with heart pupils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965500
Gimme the free subscription to the shortstack site and I'll pay for MGGFE.
I want my childhood friend to find out about it when she finds me and start using plots from the videos in our roleplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965500
>>16965510
I'll go with that then. Sounds nice and sexy. There would probably be a ton of cute/sexy ones with succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965472
I ain't a fan of horse pussy. But damn do unicorns look nice. See >>16965485 for evidence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965500
>TenderLovingDomination.com
I'll take this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965500
Nothing even arthropod focused let alone spider focused? I choose none.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965500
Where is my SmugLolied.com? I have a lifetime premium membership there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965500
>TAILED.com
I'll take this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965522
Are you implying that's not in Tender Loving Domination, Can't beat the Pussy or MGGFE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965500
>Watching them doesn't mean those situations will happen to you.

Shit. Well I get a subscription to Anubutt.com and then buy a subscription for all the rest. Is that ok?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965500
>tfw woud just feel sad watching MG porn because it isn't me and I wouldn't be able to get into a situation like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965524
>TAILED.com
>All the videos star Manticores of all shapes and sizes breaking human men with their tight wet tailpussies.
>Sometimes it's just one girl cornering a guy and raping him in a back alley, sometimes it's a gang of them running a tailpussy train on a boy tied to a bed in the studio.
>Some videos are POV from the girl's perspective and some are from the boy's perspective. They even have VR if you're willing to spring for a headset.
>When you sign up for the site your IP is traced and you're put in a hidden roulette to see if you're going to be their next "star".
If they come knocking, just assume the position and think of home anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965527
>Anon signs up for multiple Monstergirl porn sites.
>Winds up in their first ever cross promotional video as all the girls who got sent to his home to record their "proactively marriage" of him just decided to share.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965537
That would be perfect, the best of all the worlds and I'm happy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965525
This person is correct.

>>16965527
Of course it is. Why limit yourself?

>>16965531
>A gang of Manticores running a tailpussy train on a boy tied to a bed in the studio.

Are any writers open for commissions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965525
I'm implying that they aren't the focus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965550
I've always wanted to right something like TAILPUSSIED.com. It may be a meme but it's a fun idea.

Not the best at writing though. I'll give it a try some time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965544
>The Werewolf goes first, riding anon with her tight toned ass until he cums inside.
>She rolls off and the Manticore's tailpussy lunges forward, stimulating anon's dick even harder since he just came.
>Then comes the Amazonian Succubus from Can't beat the pussy who grabs him by the legs and forces him into a reverse mating press and seems sad when her turn's up.
>After her, the Anubis mounts anon and rides him haughtily in reverse cowgirl style so he can't see her blush.
>Then the Arachne from Tender Loving Domination lays his head on her lap as she jerks him off with an intricate webbing onahole.
>The Devil from MGGFE steals his first kiss while riding him, much the the jealousy of the other girls.
>The Tanuki and Gremlin from Shortstack Big Ass press his dick between their massive butts and bounce their cheeks up and down until he paints them white.
>The other girls relentlessly bully the alp's womb with anon's dick as they pick her up and use her like an onahole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965551
Then you get a free subscription to Arachnephobia.com.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965500
Can't I have the SocietyOfSexualScience.com ?
It was ment to be a pron site for liches and gremins doing experiments but it get's peer reviewed and results are documented and published.
It would be fun to watch a lich do some crazy multi-orgasm potion and use it on herself and under the video there's a long list of the results and further studies in the subject.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965500
>Anubutt.com
I'd make that my homepage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965555
>Amazonian Succubus from Can't beat the pussy
And here I thought it would be a punny Cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965555
The perhect harem. I'd have this any day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965567
God imagine that website.
>Open up your browser to Anubutt.com
>Immediately greeted by a picture of a massive oiled up Anubis ass, naughty holes on full display.
>Top New Videos: POV Anubis breaks in new slave (Male/Female POV available), Anubis makes slave pound her ass for 4 hours (1/5), POV reluctant Anubis rewards slave with her mouth
>Toys: Anubis Onaholes, now on sale!
>Take this quick survey to see if you could win the lead male role in an upcoming professional DVD! Dogs Gone Wild CII: Trapped in the tomb of the desert Nymphos!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965555
Alp's wombs were built for bullying until they accept they are not a man anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

What would Sabbath-approved underwear for lolis? Thongs? Crotchless? Cat-holes? No-pan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965578
I'll buy an Anubis onahole. Holy shit I'd be addicted to this site and everything in it before I found a waifu.

Hell im not sure how I'd bring myself to get out of the house because I wouldn't be able to stop jerking it to that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965586
How about just cute pure lacy panties?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965588
You'd probably end up winning that survey raffle and getting gangbanged by a bunch of big booty Anubi in heat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965591
I'm ok with this. Very ok. But can I keep them after?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965586
assless

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965564
Absolutely. That's the kind of website that Monstergirls would subscribe to as well.

>Compact pleasure runes that you can write on your husband's penis.
>Onahole designs.
>Exact sex positions which will make your husband cum, based on his fetishes and demographic data.
>Ways to satisfy a fetish with the highest enjoyment level.
>Giving yourself heart pupils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965605
MGs could learn a lot from those educational videos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965601
Well yeah. Models on sites like this only last one video before they get a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965611
I can imagine how perfect it would be to be addicted to it for so long and then actually have the real thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965500
Whatever the gyaru website is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965610
This is one of the best reasons to marry a Lich or a Gremlin. They've seen all of them.

>Whereas a human first being attacked by a monster is likely to pass out from pleasure before his rapist is close to being finished with him, incubi flip the dynamic on its head and "end up being unable to be satisfied, unless he has sex with all of the monsters in his harem".

Girls like that know how to keep you from passing out without removing any pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965621
It's less a porn site and more a dating site where Gyarus look for cute humans in their area to fuck and maybe* start dating.
*By "Maybe" I mean "Definitely"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965578
I wonder if it would have old style 'meet local Anubi in your area' ads on the pages.
>be on Anubutt.com
>click on new PoV paw-holding video
>pop-up ad on screen over video
>try to click it out and accidentally click on 'accept' button
>close tabs and think nothing of it
>10 minutes later you hear a knock
>you open your font door to find an Anubis blushing and asking if you want to hold hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965656
I have and urge to hold her paw and I will do it immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965622
>Girls like that know how to keep you from passing out without removing any pleasure.
God this sounds great. I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16951647

http://imgur.com/a/eqkHp

Its been more than a week of non-stop MG dreams including me signing a contract so here.
it still going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965685
I don't get the joke

[Anonymous No.]

I would like to be a traveling mercinary.
Go around the land making a name for myself fighting beasts and saving people from bandits
Hopefully I could attract a salamander or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965692
That sounds like an interesting fantasy! And Salamander buddies/guards are top tier!

I'd love to travel across the desert

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965689
there is none, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965692
Had a weird idea
Would salamanders and lizardwomen learn polymorphing to fight people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965685
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965685
Draw the Demon who asked you to sign the contract.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965692
Granted, but It's just a normal non-monstergirl salamander that follows you around for some reason, rides on your shoulder, and once waddled back with a mysterious key it stole from a temporary encampment of bandits.
Good luck anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965715
no, my dreams are mine

[Anonymous No.]

You woudn't tease a mouse, would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965723
I'd sniff a mouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965723
Tease? This mouse is clearly in dire need of help with her crippling cheese addiction.
She'll go cold turkey even if she needs to be chained to a wall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965707
>warrior anon finds swordswoman wanting a fight.
>as far as he could tell, she's fully human.
>the fight is actually a good one, both of you enjoying the duel as you wail on each other.
>its when you lock blades and stare into each others eyes that you find out about the trap too late.
>her i keeps changing from a normal brown to a reptilian yellow.
>when you break away, her breathing has become heavy and the steam seems to roll of her.
>she finally shouts "screw it!" And before you her limbs seem to morph into red lizard appandeges.
>And a red tail alight with a raging inferno emerges from her back.
>anon maneges to snap out of his staring as she gets ready to attack again.
>last thing he head be fore the fight again is a cheerful "i like you"

Yay phoneposing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965716
Need to drop that thing in a dark matter pit and see what happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965740
She's going to need comforting cuddles to make it through the ordeal anon. Just use a pair of handcuffs for her hands and ankles, it'll hold.

[Anonymous No.]

So Anons, You're waifu is sitting beside you one day and she says "show me the internet".
What's the first thing you show her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965791
Google. Then she can look for whatever she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965798
i hope you're not going to exploit the 'search history' feature

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965798
>Husband, why doesn't google have pictures of your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965791

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965803
I have mine cleared!

>>16965807
If she wanted to see my dick, I'm right here! This was just a way for her to ask for sex, wasn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>Demon Waifu finds this thread.
>Flattered at how nice people are about her.
>Everyone either loves them, likes them, or doesn't post about them.
>She feels bad for some of the other girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965791
4chan.
Specifically, /pol/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965791
Danbooru, so she can see all the fan art of herself and know the internet loves her
>Anon, who are these "Toronto Maple Leafs" and what is that giant finger on my paw?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965798
Smart man. Just leave her to find what ever she pleases.
But be aware that she might come back and ask for odd things after she finds them on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965815
/pol/ probably hates Monster Girls. AT least in the universe where they're real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1B488z1MmaA

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965815
>Automaton arms herself with gas canisters after browsing /pol/

[Anonymous No.]

The panties go over the garters, not under. Remember to properly inform your maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965815
Why would you do that? Your waifu is jewnuki and you want to spook her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965859
Tanukis would easily fool /pol/ though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965850
>Monster girls organise a mission to kidnap everyone on /pol/
>>16965863
It'd be the funniest thing she read all week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965229
>>Has the perfect lower body. Dick the perfect size, balls that any MG would overthrow the Order to stuck, a great ass, and legs made for being in a reverse mating press.
>>Doesn't have a refractory period.
>>Looks vaguely feminine.
Just come out of the fucking closet already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965872
Half the MG hentai out there has a guy who looks like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965884
Not him, but why?
I'm not joking, Why is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965872
I was thinking the same thing, when someone spends more time detailing the man's body than the monster girl you know he's an Alp waiting to happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965890
I honestly have no idea. It could be to make the man look weaker, because he's taking the position traditionally reserved for the girl. Or because people who read MG Doujinshis either really like Traps or self-insert as them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965685
Congratulations, promise you'll keep drawing after you become a husband and father?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965500
WolfTamer maybe? What does that entail? If it's an all wolfu open site I'm in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965891
People need to remember the magic mantra that repels alping, 'no homo'.

[Anonymous No.]

Why the fuck are there so much NTR in MG doujins?
It's getting really fucking annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965909
>alp sucks his bros dick
>"Hey, no homo right?"
>"No homo bro"
>Alp will never go beyond stage one alping and there by keep his dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965912
Thinking man's fetish
Link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965922
>Thinking man's fetish
Ah yes. "I'm smarter than you. Thereby I let other men fuck my wife".
>Link?
And you, good sir, are a massive fucking faggot. There are few things I hate more than you.
https://nhentai.net/g/193789/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965586
What this guy said >>16965590

The underwear would be cute and/or elegant, not low-class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965917
*May not be effective on foreign spirit energy being introduced inside the body

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965935
I read raws, she later gets mindbroken and gangbaned even more. It ends with her giving birth to a random kid
The art is kinda meh though, not a fan

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965912
Monster girl doujins seem to have it worse than any other doujin genre.
>NTR
>Fat man rape
>Femdom becoming "HUMAN DICK IS TOO GOOD I CAN'T BEAT IT" half way through
>Traps and futa
Most of them are at least one of the above at the very least which really makes finding nice ones difficult.
Doesn't help that I personally don't like shota content either so that's another chunk of MG doujins I can't get off to.
>>16965935
Oh god damn it, I'd just forgot about this one after seeing it the other day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965963
Not really, NT is quite rare in mgs. As long as you don't count elves as mgs, of course. Elves are ultimate rape and NTR bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965791
I'll show her nyaa and teach her how to make all the spicy downloads of anime and porn games.

[Anonymous No.]

Help me think up bad puns for yoga spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965963
It's hard to find good MG doujins. The hospital one was ruined for me just due to that one page with NTR dears. Why is it that MG doujins have a higher concentration of this shit? Is it due to "Monster girls are a fetish, so we will pare it up with other fetishes even though they have nothing to do with one another."?

>Femdom becoming "HUMAN DICK IS TOO GOOD I CAN'T BEAT IT" half way through
That's just an extension of maledom though. It's the "No woman, not even a female monster, can beat the dick. All women will submit to the dick" thing. And that's just as common in MG doujins as in normal ones.

>Oh god damn it, I'd just forgot about this one after seeing it the other day.
I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965963
>putting "girl losing to cock" side by side with all that shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965983
I guess it's because monster girls are fairly degenerate compared to some more vanilla fetishes out there so the fan base attracts a lot of weird types as well.
>>16965990
It deserves to be there if the cover has a confident looking girl, the tags say femdom but when you start reading it realize that the "femdom" lasts for 3-4 pages before the other 16 or so are her wailing like an elf who just got raped.

Bait and switch is the worst regardless of what the content is, I like maledom content too but god damn it don't get my hopes up by pretending to be something else I like which is harder to find.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965981
Those pants must take up a whole washer load all by themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965981
You could crop 60% of that image out and have a perfectly serviceable normal woman with hair ornaments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965981
Yoga spider spits yoga fire

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965981
Too busy thinking about slapping that yogaspiderbutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965604
You're really forcing that aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964865
YAy its a
lilim
thanks, I guess
sucks knowing I'll never get birthday mg stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966058
You can, you just have to pay for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965500
WolfTamer I guess.
I'd rather have a sub to one of the more mofu-centric ones though.

Man, I'm feeling sad. Like not suicidal, but probably like I need to sleep it off. A heavy weight of sorrow and despair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963342
If you have a shady past and need all evidence of it destroyed, call an Alp. They'll delete that shit for you along with your family photo albums.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965981
Can't, too busy imagining heavily muscled arachnes working out at the gym

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966086
Well, you think that, but they're really making a shrine to you and your dick pics from what you willingly handed over.

[Anonymous No.]

>you're sitting at home browsing 4chan
>its late at night, practically midnight
>just got back from work
>live alone
>remember that your issue of Rape Monthly came in the mail today
>open the front door to go to the mailbox
>"Hello Anon"
Who's at the door?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966106
It's that pesky midnight runner. She's always trying to get me out and about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966106
Dice say Scylla.
Hope she's big and beefy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966106
Just the local minichuff Torga the destroyer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966113
>>16966124
What's this, the fucking loli tracksuit mafia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966106
No one, because Rape Monthly is just a piece of cardboard I scrawled with a marker.
All that lies beyond my door is the brief cold dark before I have to face an endless parade of social conniving and inequality that not only doesn't care about me as an individual, but actively hates me. And now I'm talking to myself.
Then I go back to shitposting and dreaming about fluffy tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966086
I don't get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966137
Pastebin deletin'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966132
Of course not, you're being paranoid anon. Get yourself another drink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966106
The genki Salamander that wants me to exercise!

And you know what? I'm not going to just say I don't want to! I'll have her dress me in appropriate clothing and drag me on a run, and she won't leave me behind while she runs.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.bbc.com/news/av/magazine-39784444/rent-me-stranger-for-hire

Somewhere a lonely Baphomet just fainted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966160
I love genki Salamanders who drag guys out on runs. Smell like victory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966150
I still don't get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966165
Naw, they're only lonely because they have such high standards.
A Bapho wouldn't settle for less than Rent-A-Hero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966172
Then lurk more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966166
I love them aswell! She won't give up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966136
Edgy.

May I suggest a Shoggoth? With her as your maid, you may never need to leave the house ever again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966174
How am I supposed to lurk stuff that happened in the past?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966179
You use that word but I do not think it means what you think it means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966136
No. Rape monthly is a very real magazine. Who knew the guardians of hell would make such good editors?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966210
All the people they're raping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965912
Because it's what you fags deserve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966106
>who's at the door?
A government official with an eviction notice since my slavery of a job can't cover the rent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966255
What MG will take you in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966106
The mailman with my magazine.

He is actually an alp!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966262
Don't know any. A bridge will do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966270
Reminder that dire alps are cutest alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966279
Alps are cute anyway

[Anonymous No.]

Someone should write a Greentexts about a MG opening a portal to reach one of the Anons from this thread, then finding that he killed himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966285
Alps are a bunch of gay fags

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966287
Melon for the love of god seek help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966279
>dire alps
Jesus Christ how horrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966287
Plot twist: she's a Wisp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966289
Well no shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966287
You sound perfect to write this get to work

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966292
I'm not Melon. He's awesome though.

I do wish I had the courage to kill myself rather than continuing to live and thinking about suicide all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966287
>mg opens a portal into an Anon's house just in time to see him pull the trigger
>she just stands there in shock, staring at his body, until the portal runs out of magic and closes forever
>the only thing she brought from his world was the blood that splattered on her face

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966287
Or you could write them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966279
Dire alps must be super ugly. I remember when I saw a huge, bearded negro kissing a dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966310
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966306
Melon is going to kill himself soon enough if monoeyes don't become a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966272
Maybe that grumpy old troll who lives underneath it will take you in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966317
I'll always be here to haunt your sunshine mood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966330
>sunshine mood
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966306
I'm another depression poster who isn't either of you, and honestly that guy dying of cancer at 26 (and people like him) make me want to keep going.
Because even if I'm a virgin who is almost to 30, and I don't make enough money, and the only fluffy tail I might even get is from sex bots if women don't get them banned first...
I need to stay in the game. So many don't get the chance. Until I actually go blind or completely crippled I have no reason to quit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966330
No, my hugbox is invincible. Mamono mana.

[Anonymous No.]

Spider lap pillows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966339
I have incurable brain problems and a mentally unstable family. I'm never getting an Inari girlfriend. Dying right now would save me a lot of suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966330
When it's bright outside you'll be there to remind us that we wouldn't go outside to enjoy it anyways.
When we think that we have any worth at all, you'll explain just how worthless we are.
When we post our waifu, you'll be there to tell us how shit she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966339
>that guy dying of cancer at 26 (and people like him) make me want to keep going.
He gets to leave this living hell and go meet his waifu before 30, forever to live an eterna afterlife with her as a young men.

As for people like you and I, nothing but misery awaits us for the next ~50 years. If we make it that far, that is.

We can only wish for inner peace, but by the time it comes, we'll have given up anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

What Daemonic powers and technological marvels would I require to have fun fights with these battle maidens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966364
I think sometimes I make bad life decisions out of a latent death drive.
Like eating bad foods and staying up for 36 hours at a time and being a lazy fuck.
I always think "Well, none of this matters. Maybe if I'm lucky I'll have a heart attack or a stroke."
I'm just letting RNG commit suicide for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966285
But dire alps are big and embarrassed about their size!
That or just give no shits and hang out with you bro!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966366
Get a Cursed Sword waifu and she'll teach you how to fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966378
life decided by the trow of fate's dice

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966296
They're basically strongfat alps without the aggression boost

[Anonymous No.]

The really awful thing is that we don't have an easy means of painless suicide here. In MGE you can eat an Undead Lamentation Mushroom and get a Waifu. In real life if you don't have a gun or live near someplace high, you're screwed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966385
>>16966406
But I like small twinks I can princess carry!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966420
You'll burn forever for commiting suicide, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966392
Do we have Cursed Sword stories with blazing hearts fighting?
>>16966426
No you won't, you get 72 virgins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966421
Go for the Pygmy alps then.
They're small and don't tend to have a bunch of muscle

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966426
>Only way to keep a man alive is to have him scared to shit of death

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966426
I have a different religion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966366
Just become normal soldier, get blessings and get some basic magic. You can now properly grind monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966428
>being a muslim

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966426
a will-o-wisp waifu?
better then nothing i guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966420
Oh, there are always ways. I remember that nitrogen bag thing making the rounds for a while. The idea that you just fall asleep replacing oxygen with some other gas. It works.
And then you get the nice slow experience of watching yourself die. The hallway of light, the life flashing before your eyes. The full experience of your brain trying frantically to figure out how to escape the situation.
And maybe, just maybe as all your glands release themselves in one final exaltation of existence, you can live in that sliver of relative time. Just you, happy for the first time in your own personal space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966438
>being a christian
Yare yare daze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962546
But that's not what he said, he said they can use magic to turn white temporarily (it ought to be easier than a full polymorph), and that they will want their husband to love their natural dark skin as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966447
>>16966438
not being a follower of eros and/or the fallen god

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965981
I bet a kobold's favorite yoga position is downward dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966447
Well yeah. This is a christian board on a christian website after all.

>>16966452
Both fake gods too, especially eros. If she's "real", where are our waifus? Checkfuckingmate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966210
I'm surprised rape monthly is still going after the whole consentgate scandal where one of the writers was having consensual sex with boys and passing it off as rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966459
becuase the chief god's a cunt who doesn't like the happyness of men like us

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966465
MGE's order religion isnt christianity anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966463
ALLEGEDLY

[Anonymous No.]

We know the Demon Lord is the most powerful MG, but how good is she in bed? More powerful girls are not always better at sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966339
If women (feminists) ban waifubots, that would be like the only thing that could make me take up arms and raise in armed revolution against the government.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962925
Except those lines are speaking of valkyries that are not monsterized. The same rules need not apply to monsterized ones, especially valkyries that are born as monsters from a monsterized mother. Such valkyries never have the voice of the gods demanding they go to destined heroes.

So even the profile is not as restrictive as it may appear at first glance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966469
i know that, i was explaining why our waifu's aren't real

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966479
Chief god gave us angels tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966476
Fighting for a better tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966478
I can imagine a Valkyrie watching over a boy who fought off his bullies in the slums. She'll show herself when he starts to get interested in women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966487
angels are for corrupting

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966499
>He gets shot up in the slums before that time comes
Poor men's lives aren't easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966509
>x is for y blah blah blah
Shut the fuck up anon I don't care

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966518
nobody does

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966509
Corrupting divine things is so shit. They lose all their shinyness and yellow.

[Anonymous No.]

I want an oppai Loli Angel and dark angel to fight over my soul and Dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966534
>They lose all their shinyness and yellow.
they can keep both atributes.
she will lose her purity

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966546
Nah, after a while they turn purple.

[Anonymous No.]

Loli MGs are for teasing and torturing their flat chests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966555
that's up to the individual
>555
nice triplets you got there

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966562
It's the number of daughterus I'll have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966560
>teasing and torturing

I disagree. I think fondling and worshiping

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966478
That pic kind of makes me want a Valkyrie around who literally just takes her work as an assigned 9 to 5 job. The hero she watches over would basically be an intern or something, a person who at best can be largely ignored or at worst causes her regular problems with her superiors. Eventually she could run into somebody who was kind of dropped into the hero position and goes along with it because of how many people expect him to play the part. They can get to know each-other professionally, save a town from some kind of disaster, then 'get to know eachother' after getting drunk at a celebration thrown in their honor. After that she'd get a transfer to Eros division or something and live out a life with her new significant other, free from the perception that her life was decided for her by the constraints of modern society's expectations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963154
Salamander chef hunting down rare ingredients on a globetrotting adventure? Why yes, that'll do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965685
Most impressive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966590
Cooking battle times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966560
As long as it's loving, consentual teasing and torture anon, then it'd be absolutely fine. It'd ve really great if there was fondling and worshipping like >>16966577 said in addition,

I'm sure my daughteru would love it when her mother and I dedicate several hours just to playing with her flat chest and puffy little nipples.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965685
A Finnish Yeti?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966598
I'd feel my it waifu a concoction of holst mills and other things so I can fondle her flat soft chest and cute nipples!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966560
Only as punishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966612
Sweaty, smelly Wock!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966612
Why the tentacle making duck lips?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966612
She looks awfully sweaty.
She have a fever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966366
>Waga na wa Makai Kishi AWOO

[Anonymous No.]

Just gimmie a Valk with a noble heart and a lewd body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966622
he wants a kiss anon.

[Anonymous No.]

This is tagged as Mantis so I guess it's an regional variant someone thought up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966437
What if I want to use magitek to go all MGR/Vanquish/Asura's Wrath?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966612
>those tits
>that butt
>ywn wake up to a sleepy Wock wife

Hurts

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966631
WHEEL OF FORTUNE

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966626
THICC

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966366
Pfft. Just get some tactical skill. You don't need fancy toys or bullshit magic to take her down if you can out think her. Remember: monstergirls are too focused on getting their share of D to be worried about scumbag tactics.

Take the girl in your pic for example. Some kind of albino fox in an edgy dragon knight cosplay. She's so far gone on the chuuni scale it's hard to believe. Chances are she's hoping for some kind of epic battle with a getup and expression like that, so here is what you do: Tell her to meet you at a location hours away in a plausible battlefield. Honorabu weebs will eat that sort of "perfect fight setting" junk up. Then when she's going to meet you there, break into her house and see what you can find. Maybe post her journal entries for all to see. Maybe jerk off into some dessert she was saving in the kitchen. She'll come home angry that you didn't show up and tired from waiting all afternoon, and she'll then have to deal with the ramifications of whatever traps you set up.

It'll break her spirit, anon. That's all it takes to win any fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966612
That's bedroom eyes concentrated into one eye right there that is.

And damn that is a impressive rack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966428
>A pair of twin Cursed Swords constantly fighting for Anon to use one of her
>Both are waiting for him to get gud and handle both at once

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966632
That's fine too.

>>16966612
And this is an extremelly nice wock though the tentacle fucks it up a bit. Damn you tentacle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966656
Dual wielding Cursed Sword Twins and taking on the world's toughest Bosses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966560
Agreed
You have to abuse lolis' nipples until they become bright red and swollen
The mere sensation of their shirt's fabric brushing against their nipples must cause them to cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966560
>torturing
Not quite the word I'd use, but there's nothing wrong with training a monster loli's nipples until a gentle flick on them makes them flood their panties. And then you break out the stuff like temporary pleasure runes and such so you can watch them twist like a pretzel while cumming their brains out just from some groping and teasing.

[Anonymous No.]

Regarding Mamono Realm Beasts:

>Since they have been strongly influenced by mamono mana, in contrast with their appearance, they're docile, and don't attack humans or monsters. Even carnivorous mamono realm beasts don't ever target humans or monsters as prey. Their meat is delicious to eat, and many mamono realm beasts are highly valuable, but just as their size and appearance would suggest, their combat abilities are extremely high. Even if they won't initiate an attack against humans or monsters, if attacked, they will counter inflicting very severe wounds on their attackers, so a novice simply shouldn't even attempt to attack them.

>Sometimes monsters of races that excel in battle and incubi who are confident in their abilities will hunt them, but there are also mamono realm warriors who will try to fight them as a test of strength. Also, due to the high demand for the meat of mamono realm beasts, there are hunters who specialize in hunting them.

Sooo, who would have wives who seek to challenge or hunt such creatures? Or would you train yourself to take them on? Imagine the epic battles against elephant-sized pigs, dragon-sized pythons, house-sized scorpions.

TFW when the salamander waifu heads off to yet again challenge the biggest of the armored cave bears that live atop a nearby mountain. Last time she came back with a broken arm and tail but she swears she has figured out the bear's weak spot this time.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you prefer your Oppai-lolis to remain lolis or to grow up into ultra-titcow milkcannon regular sized MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16962925
>>16966478
The only thing those two quotes tell me is that they find people that would have probably ended up heroes or champions without them anyway, and make them into "great heroes".
It's not about being "chosen". It's about wanting to be a hero in the first place. I'm sure good ol' Ares understands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966784
Both.
That and the lolis only 'growing up' in their chest areas.

Nothing better than romancing sisters and having the oneesan be the Loli and have the imotou go talk titcow

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966784
I like my oppai lolis flat

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966779
I would like to fight one of those with muh waifu but I doubt she would just let me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966733
This is what daughterus were built for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966791
Does that world even have a need for heroes anymore? Those peaceful times must be depressing for a valkyrie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966839
You become a hero to strike that high level puss..

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966779
I can see her wanting to test some kind of crazy-ass contraptions on something like that.
But unless I can make something pretty sweet out of the meat, she may just not bother. Or rather, she might try to upgrade the damn thing with cannons and armor and shit just to see how much carnage it could bring.

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>>16966779
So basically, what you're saying is that living in a demon realm probably means you can get a giant boar or a tiger or something as a riding animal, and it won't even try to fight you if you aren't being an ass. Just one more reason the silly human realms should stop resisting already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966784
Actually, I wouldn't mind seeing an oppai-loli reach maturity. See how things develop

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966839
Heroes never die!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966798
>Loli body onee with tall titcow imouto
I'm intrigued. What race(s)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966779
I'd love to see a strong loli hunt of these beasts down
A Redcap would have a blast fighting one

>>16966784
I prefer when they stay relatively small
Something around 5 feet tall at most

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966784
I prefer pear-shaped lolis growing up into hourglasses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966834
Please don't turn your daughteru's nipples into obscenely sensitive pleasure zones. She'd have to cover them with paisties just so she could avoid the stimulation from her clothes rubbing on them, and even then she'd go weak in the knees from just the coverings constantly pressing down on her little buds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966871
They get ennui, though.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you deal with slutty daughterus anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966884
This isn't fair. I'm not a daughteru dicker but you fags are really tempting me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966870
>Lovely, cute romantic childhood friend story
>Only she's got gargantuan, colossal milkbags
Honestly I love it. What races are best for it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966890
Teach them a lesson and add her to the marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966890
Childhood friend

Or suck it up, accept that she is a horny monster girl and let her go about raping boys

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>>16966890
No idea. Dragons are pretty pure but if i had a succubus daughteru I would try to keep her pure until at least 12 years. Would also make sure to tell her that some people may not like used goods so she should rape & marry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966874
I'd have them be the same species just one lucking out on height.

Dice say Unagi Joro

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966924
You're gonna get the softest, slimiest, slipperiest boobhats and boobhugs imaginable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966924
Enjoy bouncing between the two eels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966898
It doesn't have to be your daughteru, the basic premise was training monster lolis' meager chests in general. It's all well and good, as long as you don't go overboard. Wouldn't want rumors to spread and have the next cute Sabbath Scout who knocks on your door to sell you some cookies anxiously clutching her barely existent soft little lumps because she heard about you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966924
The little one would have awful balance. It's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966890
As my daughteru would only be doing slutty things in relation to myself or her mother, I feel like it wouldn't be a problem at all. I'm not gonna lie here anon, my waifu and I would very much enable our daughter's slutty behavior considering the level of intimacy in our relationship. That being said though, our daughteru would never go full slut, she's far too innocent and pure for that. Occasionally satisfying her slutty urges would be part of my and my waifu's jobs as parents though, at least in our situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966928
Would be nice although the oneesan may be jealous that her imotou can cover more of me.

>>16966936
Oh, I would.
I'd just a bit confused at the big one with bigger breasts being genki while the small one is more refined

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966941
That she would.
She may have to wrap around my arms and have me carry her because she's so top heavy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966898
You fags are too weak and easy to corrupt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966779
I'd like to act as bait, getting one mad at me and running past a large rock my Jinko wife is standing on with a huge axe so she can jump down and kill it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966960
Anon is just looking for someone to be his bad guy, he doesn't want to admit that he's been a degenerate daughteru dicker from the start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966791
I like the idea of Valkyries getting assigned to 'unlikely' heroes, who who never really do anything stereo-typically heroic. Think like Sam from LOTR where the most heroic thing he does is give the Ring back to Frodo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966998
True. Deep down they always wanted to smash that tight and young pussy that is almost a copy of the waifu's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967003
I'd always perceived that as a common thing for them. Like a regular guy one day does a good deed that no one else would and goes back to his ramshackle house only to find a tall, muscular, super hot Valkyrie babe kneeling and saying he's her assigned hero.
Then he becomes a better person and learns to be a dependable guy while as a side plot she either goes through monsterization or full on falls into a Dark Valk. Maybe if he remains a lazy putz it's the latter but if he proves himself to be able to improve they confess before she goes crazy/corrupts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967030
>Lazy patheticfags who just use her as a nanny get the Dark Valk while people who try their best to get good get a loving yet able-to-be-lewd monsterized Valk
Perfectly as it should be.

[Anonymous No.]

Any loli MGs who are too lewd should be thoroughly spanked to correct their behavior.

[Anonymous No.]

From the makers of Inari Cooking School, comes the Inari Lordship and Etiquette School:
> Cute students, do you wish to have an Ochimusha wife but are too shy to approach one, too scared to go to a graveyard or you simply lack the confidence to be a lord due lack of strenght or social standing?
> Then enroll at Inari's Lordship and Etiquette School!
> Here you will learn by the hand of 9 tailed high class Okugata all the manners and behaviors you need!
> You will recieve upon graduating a diploma from Okugata herself and your Ochimusha wife!
> We recieve constantly many applications from Ochimushas willing to take our cute students back to their castle as their lord!
> It doesnt matter if you are a beggar or a prince, we will make a great lord out of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967039
What if I'm a confident and improving guy but I want a depraved, delusional cock worshipping Dark Valkyrie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967057
Yeah! What if I'm lazy and pathetic but want the pure Valkyrie instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967053
That's all well and good, but what if I want an Inari waifu instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966023
Yeah but that's no fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967057
Throw her into a dark matter pit by "accident". She'll come back as a Dark Valkyrie with heart pupils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967057
Corrupt her.

>>16967063
Beggars can't be choosers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967075
This makes me want a tubby Arachne

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967057
You steer her down that path through guile and corruption. Enjoy your slovenly yandere sex slave!
>>16967063
You don't get a choice, worm

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967097
>Anon corrupts a valkryie into a decadent hedonist that just wants to dine, to drink, and to get dicked

Could be fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966612
They say when you look up perfect in the dictionary, its a picture of Jabberwock

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967108
>Valkyrie being too dense to notice how how she is as well as Anon's advances

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967125
hot*

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966612
Something about the eyes make her look...heartbroken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967130
>tfw no otouto

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967108
Not bad, though I was thinking more along the lines of taking my word as divine instruction and doing depraved, naughty or humiliating things with an earnest smile and a sense of spiritual fulfillment.
That's certainly something as part of that to try though. Just tell her to keep drinking and eating and getting fucked until I say stop.

[Anonymous No.]

Onee-sans lewdly coaching and masturbating their little imoutos so they can please their onii-chan/otoutou together!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967139
Brother going out with a girl that is not his sisters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967138
It's all part of training.
She needs to better know gluttony, lust, and sloth so she can teach you to resist it.

That's the excuse she's use at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967139
This works better with a mother and her daughter, but that's just me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966150
>Pastebin deletin'
>Unclear habitat livin'
>Androgynous lookin'
>Tie wearin'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967156
Now when you put it that way I love it even more.
Having her do the extremes of the sins while weakly saying it's the proper way to know how to resist it.
Whimpering out if I feel like I'm learning anything as her face is in a puddle of wine and food scraps while I'm pumping into her meaty ass.
She'd be doing her job, after all. She's a loyal worshipper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967075
I'm not much of a maledom guy but this spider brings out an urge to completely ravish her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967017
Blood related daugheru dicking is too degenerate for me. Single man x mg adopteru is top tier though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967138
>Gets a vial of mega holst milk
>"With this I can finally help anon resist p-paizuri!"
>Valk tries to ignore the tingling in her loins as she downs the stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966452
>not being the ultimate contrarian and going around with "praise Odin" on your t-shirt

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly Reminder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967175
Exactly.
She'd probably write off whatever happens to her body as a 'worthy sacrifice to prepare Anon' all while secretly looking forward to her next feast, her next glass of wine, and her next session with Anon in bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966913
Succubi daughterus are lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966960
It's not my fault! It's so damn tempting and having these kind of fantasies while you're wanking it are really hard to stop.

>>16967017
Stop anon, your wording is making me erect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967198
How diseased in the brain do you have to be to type that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967208
FUCKING STOP TEMPTING ME TO MOLEST THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT YOU FAGGOTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967161
>tfw no scottish monstergirl to insult you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967198
Is this why you dick the daughteru? Because this is really understandable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967198
>>16967215
Is this your first day on the internet? Its blatantly fake. Its also blatantly not Monster Girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967198
This man is insane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967186
>all her armor doesn't fit her hefty chest and fat plump ass anymore
>forced to wear/purchase titty armor and lewd bikini style undergarments that makes her look like a slutty bimbo
>"S-surely a small price to pay for the g-greater good! I-I'm sure my hero will understand..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967224
I'm not him, but yeah, pretty much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967224
It's understandable if you've had traumatic brain injury and a lobotomy maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967229
>Gets meaty thighs she can wrap around anons head so that 'No monster may seduce him into partaking in her womanly fruit while trapping his cranium."
>Acquires the fattest ass and sits on his face so that he "May maintain dignity beneath even the most haughty, and heavy, of women."
>Acquires an super sized, overly large and lactating bust so that "Now foul fluids or mammary flesh may tempt him"
>Anon notes she probably can't even fight that well anymore due to her assets

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967206
>Chubby Valk chugging wine while she rides anon, repeating that all of this is for training

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967270
>>16967280
Excellent.
And if at any point I sense she has doubts I'll simply tell her she's doing very well. And doing god's will. That should spur her along splendidly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967270
>Dark Valk transitions into Anon's faithful loyal fucksow
Diamonds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967230
I mean, I get it's a bit broken in logic, subjectivity. But I can understand where you're coming from.

>>16967231
I have insecurities about daughterus, I would never dick one but I can see why daughter dickers do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967185
It's not really daughteru adoption then, just you getting a loli wife.

>>16967213
You always wanted it, anon. To have your cutie daughteru experience her first time in the hands of the man she loves and trusts. To have her moan in pleasure and confess how much she loves you as she goes crazy experiencing her first orgasm.

>>16967208
Dealing with them from a human perspective would be hard, but in that scenario my wife would surely know what's better for a succy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967329
Shit, daughteru dicking really does sound not that bad. Atleast it's a little better than having another guy take her, maybe the possibility that he doesn't treat her right, so it's nice being the husband to a girl who has loved and trusted me all her life.

[Anonymous No.]

Daughterus are for hugs and pats ONLY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964269
But that's a leaf pile Ushi. Very similar, but different. It's not like I'm going to treasure this pic forever or anything...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967333
See? People are into it. You know she would be safe and grow into a perfect woman with a "good" husband because you are it. That and she doesn't have to worry about a thing either.
Because she is a monster recieving such pleasures from the man she loves so much and calls him father would be pure bliss too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967329
I'm more of a "turn my waifu to look daughteru tier" kind of guy. But I can respect and understand daughteru dickers. And sometimes they give me a good fantasy where I can replace "daughteru" with "waifu". That and roleplay scenarios. So thanks for that daughteru dickers

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967334
And anal.
You don't want them to get pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967290
>>16967298
>Pure valkryie becomes a big and meaty dark Valk who is anons personal slut
>She can't even fight due to her oversized assets and exaggerated figure.
>She has heart pupils in her eyes as anon dumps a tenth load into her and she starts up another bottle of wine

[Anonymous No.]

I think a more interesting bit from that KC Q&A thing on Valkyries is the implication that there are monsterized Valkyries without assigned heroes.
I suppose that should have been obvious, though, since what else would you get if they had children?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967371
Right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966601
Ask LWA

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967376
That's the part a lot of people forget, you don't have to be a hero to get a valk since a monsterized one would be easy to get since monsters can't turn down a guy who really wants to be with them, even salamanders can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967371
What happens when you get the daughteru pregnant? Do you dick the daughteru's daughteru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967329
>It's not really daughteru adoption then, just you getting a loli wife.
Well it's still adoption, and it doesn't immediedly start as a romantic relationship. Noticeably different scenarios.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967395
Even monsterized (non-dark) Valkyries still have a virtuous bent.
It's just that they become dedicated to doing good and protecting the weak of monsters as well as humans, instead of "reee evil monsters."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967400
Yes.
https://exhentai.org/g/1048614/489d382bfd/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967400
not him but if I ever end up dicking the daughteru I'd go the KDF route.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967400
You're giving me doujin flashbacks here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967400
you disgust me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967400
Just headbutt a moving car anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967372
Best end for a dark valkryie there.
May want to get her off the wine when she gets pregnant though

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967411
Anon I don't like it myself. I'm just curious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967407
>oh geeze I know what this one is going to be
>I'm wrong

Color me surprised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967418
consider sticking your head in a bucket of sulfiric acid and keeping it there

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967407
>that doujin
Anon, no! I already fapped today, stop tempting me!
Second chapter fucking when

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967409
I don't dick the daughteru. But I can see the best route would probably be to add her to your marriage.

Well that's just me personally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967405
Yeah, their virtuous side can be different though. As in "I can't live this guy alone, he's hopeless" and stay with him to put him on the correct path rather than just going for hero dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967427
What did I do wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967425
What doujin you expected? The one by abgrund ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967431
everything i'm sure, also your waifu is probably shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967372
Total perfection.
I'd tattoo my name on her to seal the deal

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967429
I was talking more about having more daughterus with her. marriage addition would be given.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967430
I mean, sure.
I'm just saying they're probably going to try to wrangle hubby into that line of work or maybe some community service.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965263
Maybe you're right, but I'd still caution you about Tentacles, especially the ones that have little to no prior experience with humans. They might be timid, but they're also curious, if you let a Tentacle explore your body, eventually those appendages will find their way to your nethers. If you show as much as a hint of pleasure, their instincts kick in and you're in for a very long session of the Tentacle trying out the kinds of reactions she can draw from you while clinging to you with innocent glee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967434
Anon I AGREE with you. I DONT want to do it. You don't need to take out your anger on me or my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967440
>You don't need to take out your anger on me
oh yes i do

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967407
>a land of potatoes and shortstack breeding cows

Truly, we live in an inferior reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967435
Where would you put it?
A breast?
Her back?
Over her womb?
She is a big girl so there's plenty of space

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967446
Well it's good to take out your anger in a more controlled way. It will make you feel better after.

So please, go ahead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967437
Well yes, that's what I meant by the correct path since it's what they would see as right.

She can train the guy to protect the weak regardless of who they are. I could see monsterized Valks turning a blind eye to rape though since love is justice or some other kind of warped logic they would have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967400
I would really hope that daughteru dickers stop with just one daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967433
https://exhentai.org/g/878247/15fe7a826c/
Warning: Gets weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967455
>I could see monsterized Valks turning a blind eye to rape though
I'd be surprised if they didn't. It's perfectly normal for monsters, you know? They're just expressing their feelings anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967460
>Expecting any sanity or morals from pedos

[Anonymous No.]

>be a manor servant, your family has the 'illustrious' job of caring for the lord's horses
>you just got finished feeding said horses
>suddenly, you hear a shout from your family's quarters
>"Back! Back!"
>rushing over, you find your brother fending off a Lesser Succubus using one of the pitchforks
>"Brother! Take Little John and one of the horses! Get as far from here as possible! I'll hold her off!"
>your youngest brother hides behind your elder brother's left leg, crying
>"What's the matter~?" the succubus taunts. "Mother and Father are already having fun~!"
>she does look strangely familiar - is that your twin sister?

Do you:
>Do as your brother says and flee?
>Ask your sister for more information?
>Some other third thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967485
I tell you to fuck off to >>>/qst/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967497
I thought people here did scenarioposting? Saw a little upthread.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967485
Tell her to obey human culture, this is a mostly human household.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965912
MGs and NTR kinda go hand in hand if you think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967511
The way you worded it made it seem like a CYOA anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967528
Nice one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967528
Go die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967528
eat a bag of dicks

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967528
Please kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it true that asking a Hellhoumd for protection is the equivalent of a marriage proposal?

I would like to ask one help with some bullies, but I dont want to be forced to take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967485
>replying to a 7 hour old post with shit like that
Anon what are you doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967543
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967541
>but I dont want to be forced to take responsibility.
anon, its a hellhound, you dont get a say in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967543
Fuck >>16967528
How I missed that badly I'll never know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967450
The latter.
And both formers as well.
Like you said she has plenty of room. More to claim and make known as owned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967548
> Keep getting my ass kicked by bullies daily

or

> Have to take responsibility after asking the Hellhound for protection

Damn, cant choose. Both choices have life changing results.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967558
Good, let everyone know she's your personal slutcow.
She'll wear that ill fitting, chain mail bikini so she's somewhat modest while showing how all her expansive body is yours to do with

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967529
oh

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967562
Tell a Hinezumi one of the bullies challenged her.
Watch the fireworks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967541
Well, you don't exactly ask a Hellhound for protection. More like you seek one out, she has her way with you and if she stays to cuddle your insensate form and nuzzles your head into her chest fluff afterwards, then you have an unspoken agreement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967579
>the bully beats her and fucks her in front of the class
>you now have to deal with a bully and the hinezumi who accompanies him

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967579
But what if I fall in love with the Hinezumi? I dont want to risk falling in love with a girl I cant ever have, due the fact they only marry fighters that best them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967589
MGs do fuck the jerk out of you, however.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967589
Anon is going to get double bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967550
What Jesus be saying when he looks down on us here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967594
Sounds like someone needs a montage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967568
The whole town would know just that as I parade her thick pleasure-indulging form about on full display.
It's training her in resisting pride, after all. A good faithful girl like her can swallow her pride and doesn't let people staring at her depraved milky form or the acts she has to do with it effect her... not too much, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967594
That's what fire hoses are for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967615
I don't think that's quite the style of "pinning her to the wall" anon was after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967607
But anon, she is prideful, prideful about using her meaty form to pleasure you.

Why, she may just have to show the rest of the town how great her body is and how skilled she is at pleasing you by sucking you off in town And not stopping till her stomach bloats out from your seed instead of wine and food


Chest swallowing your Dick but for the tip which she'd have planted firmly in her lips

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967602
Or a Super Soaker CPS 2000

Or

> The liquid that contains lots of male spirit energy, that is to say, semen, is even more highly effective. Even if they verbally refuse, their body will accept the spirit energy, and each time spirit energy is poured inside, their flames will weaken for a time, and they will reveal the submissive and adorable side of themselves.

Learn how to use his dick as a cum Heavy Machine Gun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967562
It's not like there aren't alternatives. There's lots of monsters eager to protect an anon. You got onis, minotaurs, and lizardmen just to name a few. Or you could forego the protection altogether and hit the gym. Monsters will think twice about bullying a man who can overhead press them. The gym monsters are also surprisingly chill, even if they spaghetti hard over cute boys in the gym.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967632
I'm pretty sure Principal Cakesworth already passed a rule forbidding liquid-launching devices after other students got similar ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966279
Alps can be any succubus species right? So wouldn't that just an amazonian alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967654
Too bad she cant ban the Semen Heavy Machine Gun, or the direct-into-the-mouth Semen Sniper Rifle

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967626
What a milky, cum-stained drunken mess she is. But so cute when she falls predictably to her base desires. She'd have to make sure she's being nice and loud while she's doing it too then, so there's no escaping letting everyone know how much she's in need of it.
And she has to finish every last drop, even if I happen to casually be consuming manticore venom.
Afterward she better provide her milk so I can recuperate. Then be prepared for even more instruction at home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967676
Nah, dire alps are tall and strongfat

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967642
Lots of Genki girls too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967642
>Anon goes into a monstergirl gym to find someone to protect him from bullies.
>A bunch of busty /fit/ girls fall over themselves trying to impress him.
Cute.

>>16967654
>>16967680
Considering Cakesworth's anti-affection, would she even care about lewd conduct like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967676
So Aniki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967685
>strongfat Alps
I think I threw up a little.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967693
> Sally training fat anon to be a suitable husband that can give her the fight of her life, thats adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967694
She banned them after someone got the idea to bring a few squirt guns full of random temporary TF potions.
Comedic as it was, not a lot got done that day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967694
>A fight almost breaks out over who gets to spot him
>The ones who brag the most about being "sex goddesses" drop the most spaghetti of any of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967694
> A bunch of busty /fit/ girls fall over themselves trying to impress him.

I need this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967699
What's wrong with strongfat anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967716
What is TF?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967716
She just did that because it was Lapcat and her boyfriend having a laugh and you know it.

>>16967717
>>16967720
>All of them start bragging about how tight exercise has made their pussies.
>The bragging slowly degenerates into all the lewd and cute things they'd do to anon.
>He just wants a bodyguard, he didn't ask for this.
/fit/ girls are cute!

>>16967725
Transformation. In the context of monstergirls, it's possible that you could get some monstergirls to have traits of others with potion assistance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967681
Anon, she'd sound like a starving woman who found a feast, guttural groans and hungry moans slipping out as she sucks and slurps half lidded, heart pupiling eyes locked on you all the while.

And don't worry about the amount, whether it could fill a keg or a martini glass, she'd down it all without complaining.
Infact, the tension of her cumbloated stomach may only push her deeper into her hedonistic chugging, trying to see how far her body could go.

And don't worry, she lactates and holds more than most holsts, she's always ready to nourish you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967743
>She just did that because it was Lapcat and her boyfriend having a laugh and you know it.
You're probably right, but now it's a rule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967774
A happy perfect ending for a faithful, loyal cum-addict slutcow. Plethora of loving groping and pinching and spanking in her future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967642
>That one Mouse training and working out so she stops getting molested.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZLKtjATZt0

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967723
Combining it with Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967825
Poor thing doesn't realize it's a futile endeavor.

[Anonymous No.]

VR mgs when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967795
That would be nice.
Let her revel to her heart's content and indulge in food, drink, and your dick.

At least, until you think she's getting too fat or she gets pregnant and the drinking needs to temporarily stop.


How you'll handle whatever daughters you have though....

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of meals would she cook?

Lean chicken breasts for maximum gains?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967874
I want beefcake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967848
When someone programs it anon. You'd need a USB Onahole that moves with the movements of the monstergirl though.
>Anon buys a VR Monstergirl to calm his loneliness.
>Every day before he goes to bed he turns on the game to experience a Succubus cabaret club or maybe an escort delivered to his home.
>Every time he basks in the afterglow a bit before turning off the game and going to bed.
>One night before he can take the USB Onahole off and turn off the game it clamps down and prevents him from pulling out.
>He tries to turn off the game but the option's gone.
>"Hooora~ You're not going so soon are you anon?"
The first monsters into our world will be Succuviruses, just you fucking watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967874
I bet she can't even cook with those weird, big, unsightly paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965894
It seems like a lot of MG artists have an aversion to depicting good-looking guys in their works.

>MC is a legendary hero who can wipe the battlefield clean without breaking a sweat.
>Drawn rail thin with the height and face of an eight-year-old girl, the conversational skills of a preschooler, and an endowment that would make the Pringles guy blush.
>Gets treated by the girl in a way that would give a lot of people PTSD and suicidal thoughts, all out of "love."

Yep, that's totally how I picture myself in my escapist fantasies...
Handsome and shy/quiet guys with a good heart do exist, and I'm sure some of them wouldn't mind the girl taking the initial initiative.
I'm not bashing kinks here, but more variety and balance should be a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967888
You take that back right now. Don't you even DARE insult big meaty paws. You'll have me to deal with!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967874
Dunno.
All I know is I want a big, strongfat jinko power lifter

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967909
>strongfat
I never ot the appeal of this. Yeah, I get wanting a muscle girl, but wouldn't rather have her also be limber & flexible instead of looking like a reject from a Power Thirst commercial?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967848
>Kiss-shot Acerola-orion Heart-under-blade
What the fuck is that name?
>VR + Projection Mapping
Omoshiroi. I'm filled with anticipation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967922
Anon, you ever seen a champion deadlifter? That's what people who like strongfat want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16966474
Ask her husband. He probably knows a thing or two about keeping things interesting for as long as they've been together.
I'm more curious if they have free time outside of the bedroom. Like if the DL goes off to one of the other realms for a PR thing, while her husband mans the fort and mows down some Order dudes trying to crusade the place. Then when she gets back they ask each other about their weekends and share a few stories before going at it in a blaze of passion. I'd read about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967928

>What the fuck is that name?

Japan loves long silly names. There's a DS game called Super Robot Taisen: OG Saga: Endless Frontier. It's pretty fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967922
Nope.
Big, bulky, and maybe a little bit of softness around her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967922
He means something close to pic-related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967562
Why not take the third option and have your new Hellhound friend/girlfriend train you up to defend yourself? The satisfaction and confidence boost you get from beating your tormentors to near death will be amazing. Plus, it'll turn her on something fierce.

[Anonymous No.]

Today in "obvious things I should have noticed."
All big-meaty-paws MGs have 4 fingers. Anubis do too; according to KC, the profile art is mistaken. If you look at the bonus art you'll see 4 not 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967562
I wonder who are bullying the poor Anon. Is it the popular monstergirl clique?

There's only so much you can do when the Pharaoh queen bee orders you to be her footstool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967987
I'm sure you'll be fast and smart one day, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967993
I'm not usually staring at MGs hands, okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967928
Dude what. You never watched fucking monogatari?
Her vampire master gave her that name, she gives everyone retarded names, her own name is suicide-master or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967987
>All big-meaty-paws MGs have 4 fingers
Yeah? He fixed that in the english book. They all have 4 fingers in that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967996
I stare all over them. Gobble them up with my eyes and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

Would this improve the show?
(no, I'm not talking about proper drawing style)
(yes, double ears are shit)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968026
It not existing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968026
Make them actual monster girls instead of just cosplay. I know it's nitpicking, but I want to see serval with paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968026
Ye-
>no, I'm not talking about proper drawing style
No, not really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968026
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967982
What you say:
> Can you train me to be strong and defend myself from the bullies?

What Hellhound hears:
> Im a very stupid male, who doesnt get the fact that males are weak and need a strong wife to protect them. So I want you to get in a fruitless quest of trying to make me stronger and face danger, rather than taking the logical choice and marry you. I think for my own good you should carry me to your room and rape me.

Moral of the story:
> Next time you ask a MG to train you, ask a Salamander, or at least one that doesnt have a set of values entirely contrary to men getting strong and fighting their own battles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968026
That literally makes it worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968039
Kinda makes me want to trick a hellhound into getting super buff

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968026
>makes them tauric
>still keeps the human ears
Why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968026
Zebra Centaurs are cute, not fond of the Serval though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968001
There are too many "Monogatari"s. I don't even know where to start so I just say fuck it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968039
>I think for my own good you should carry me to your room and rape me.
To be fair, that's what almost every MG hears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968001
Deathtopia Virtuoso Suicide-Master.
She also had a servant named Tropicalesque Home-A-Wave Dog-Strings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968039
Beating a hellhound must feel so good. Imagine her face.

[Anonymous No.]

Let me see those Dragon rankings

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968082
Hellhounds are like shounen protagonists, Anon.
The only face she'll be making if you beat her is one that is either unconscious or dead. Any other face will still be fighting.
Remember that before you drop your guard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968089
All dragons are equally great and all deserve love

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968089
Vanilla = zombie > otohime > wock > wurm > wyvern > ryu

All dragons are god tier though, I'd be a slut for any of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968089
Ryu > Wurm > Dragon Zombie > Wyvern > Dragon > Jabberwock >>> Otohime

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968097
But anon, imagine the look on her face when anon tells her that he wants to be strong too so he can watch her back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968102
I probably should have put more >s before Otohime, but whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968089
Wocks = Dragon Zombies > Dragons > Ryus = Wurms > Otohime > Wyverns

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968116
Are you literally me anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968089
(vanilla ? ryu ? wock) > wyvern > otohime > wurm > zombie

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sneak megaholst milk and hathor milk into the Minotaur gym teachers protein drinks!


And put minomilk in the art teacher titania's health drinks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968089
Dragon Zombies > Wyverns = Wocks > Vanilla Dragons > Ryus > Otohime >>>> Shit >>>>> Wurms

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968108
Other Hellhounds laugh at her
> Either she is a terrible wife or he is a shit male, whats next? Wanting to fight side by side in a battle? Nothing beats the joy of raping your male after you finish beating the crap out of a threat to him, while he cutely hides behind you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968136
>Ultra busty but tubby gym teacher
>Muscled art teacher

What is this crazy place?

[Anonymous No.]

Can I have some yandere stories onegaishimasu?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have a soft Ushi Oni gf!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968216
http://pastebin.com/u/Yananon
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[Anonymous No.]

>>16964865
It's ALMOST pov cowgirl style. I'll take it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967980
Fuck, im on board

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968089
Vanilla>Wyvern>Ryu>Wocks>Wurms>Zombies>Otohime

They are all high overall though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968227
How soft and are glasses involved?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967980
Pretty nice Quetz Art

[Anonymous No.]

We need stories about kunoichis and not so dumb wurms

[Anonymous No.]

Samurai salamanders are nice
Don't think the artist knew baiken was one-armed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968278
Salamanders are pretty nice overall. If I didn't got husbandoed by a dragon I would probably waifu a sally.

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes having daughters is hard.

I mean how can you look into your Oni daughters innocent eyes and tell her wrestling isn't real?

It's worse when you have to tell your wife too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968258
The softest!

Glasses may be involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968089
I might be misreading but the Otohime profil makes them out to be mega sluts so she's last forever.

I'll pass on the dragon that's had 37 dicks in a row before she go to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968287
Anon, wrestling became real when monsters became real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968289
Could you pinch and gripe her middle while you ride her back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968293
So it's only real in our minds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968278
Forgot the pic like a fool

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968294
Hmm I don't think she would appreciate that very much but I would definitely give her abdomen a lot of hugs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968292
I feel like Otohimes and Wocks are the only dragons with the chance of being used goods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968305
If she's soft, her tummy is for squeezing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968278
>>16968304
Seeing Baiken with one arm is jarring. Though this could be justified as a Salamander cosplaying as Baiken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968089
Dragon Zombie is the best because of how lewd, innocent and lovely they are. They are the summit of mere female lizards

Jabberwock is a close second mostly thanks to their Wonderland madness and strong onee-san vibe

Otohime is third, what's not to love about a powerful sea goddess who loves fun and who also happens to be best momster?

I don't particularly care about the rest, they are all great in their own way but nothing too outstanding
Wyvern is definitely the worst though

[Anonymous No.]

Would you steal your waifu's pudding in the middle of the night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968345
I'd eat her last cup of pudding then refill the cup with my "pudding" and put it back.

I wonder how she'd react.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968231
Oh man it's gonna be a long night. Thanks bruv.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968345
Only if I was replacing it with prank pudding

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968345
>Stealing a Redcap's pudding
She is going to cut you up like a roasted swine

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968350
How would you react to learning that that's why she buys so many pudding cups?

[Anonymous No.]

You know what would be nice?
a house wife succubus.
A nice and curvy monster that spends the day looking after the house.
wears clothes that are the sexy kind of modest
and spends her time writing dirty books,
the writing helping her imagine with she wants do do with you when yo get home

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968352
No problem.

[Anonymous No.]

I would like to see a mother gnome how to teach her daughter how to grow trees

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968345
Yes and I would throw it in my hoard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968026

It's not the show that bothers me, it's just the four ears fad(?) in general. I've definitely been seeing it more lately, on pixiv, panda, etc.

I'm sure people outside the thread would think it's a very silly thing to get worked up about. I don't blame them. I just see it as half-hearted commitment to kemomimi.

But hey, if the show is bringing enjoyment to lots of people, that's cool I guess. It's just not meant for me.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of monster girl best suits being a slutty, flirty and clingy onee-san who wears cocktail dresses and likes to drink but only has eyes for you?

I was thinking maybe a demon or wight, I guess satyros fits the bill a lot better but I can't picture her wearing the kind of dresses I like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968456
Vanilla Succubutt works too

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968456

If she knew you liked 'em, she'd wear 'em. The point is to tease you until you break and confess you love to nee-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968463
Especially if it's one of LN's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968465

You're love*

Oops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968463
Vanilla succubus is lovely as well, actually fits a bit better than demon because the normal skin tone means she can wear more colours without it clashing.
Long red hair would be a must for one though.
>>16968465
It's less due to their personality but more that I can't imagine it looking good on them. I'd love to be proven wrong but but my imagination isn't doing them any favours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968480
I feel like Demon's can use magic to make themselves any colour they desire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968472
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968491

I'm sorry. I won't do it again. I won't confess my are love to nee-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965685
This summer, hugs have changed, she knows too much, a touching story of summer love, directed by Melon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968490
Oh that's a nice thought, she could match her skin tone to what she was wearing. If she was wearing black she could make herself pale as a Wight or maybe a nice shade of purple to go with a blue one.

I'm just a massive slut for that style of dress combined with clingy girls who like their alcohol, it's a shame there's only 49 results for them on danbooru and only two are thread related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968456
>slutty
>but only has eyes for you?
I understand what you mean but it doesn't translate well with this word for what you're wanting to say.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be the friend of a jinko/cheshire hybrid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968539
Slutty works, like the way she acts around you may give you concerns about how she is when you're not around and you just think she's being loose. Then she confesses and you realize that she was only acting like that because she was around you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968089
Regular Dragon (though the profile art isn't all that great) > Jabberwock > Ryu > the rest

I don't like Wurm and Zombie very much because they're too dumb. I feel kind of bad saying that, but I don't know how else to put it.

[Anonymous No.]

How does dragon loli come to terms with the fact that wyvern loli will always have a larger bottom than her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964442
Hatefucking, blood drinking/biting play, lewd combat

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964442
Hedonism (Her)
Pregnancy
Cuddling

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968617
You have a Vampire waifu? If so, what does she think when she sees another Vampire eyeing your exposed neck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968623
Not that guy but I can imagine that the married vampire would give a glare at the other vampire and pull her husband close and warp a wing around him to ensure that her rival knows he's hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968623
"Get the pikes." or less jokingly, glaring at the other vampire with such intensity that it'd be like a female version of Charles Dance's now infamous Tywin glare.

It doesn't help the only time I think of just making her a Vampire to avoid certain stigmas,
I always go for Symphony of the Night's Dracula incarnation for her sense of dress. Gotta go classy or go home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968608
!Bet all tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968638
See, I'm torn.

On one hand, I want a traditionally classy vampire in a fine gown.

On the other I want a noble, lady knight type blood dragon style vampire that is haughty and ready for a fight, along with sporting large, well defined muscles.

And on yet another hand, I want quiet, bookish vampire that studies magic, wears robes, and has batlike ears that sprout from her hair.


Its a difficult quandary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968651
So she's going to over compensate with her chest?

Because she'll need something down there, even wyvern loli grows up to have a decent chest with her extremely large bottom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968667
You just can't beat the booty Wyvern
Even Lapcat is put to shame by that monstrous backside

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968701
There are many booty monsters out there. Maybe one day someone will dethrone her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968713
I dunno, she seems pretty comfortable on that throne.

It's probably the padding.

>>16968701
That's true, although Lapcat is fine in her own way.

[Anonymous No.]

Your devil imouto catches you fapping and reacts like this, what do you make her do first?

Apparently noise is drawing animal ears next month, hyped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968722
The only thing bootyvern has going for her is her ass. Other girls such as lapcat have nice personalities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968722
>It's probably the padding
Dohohoho
Her mother would be proud

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968726
Not much of a bargain

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968736
500 yen is like 4 dollars to stick it in her, that's pretty damn cheap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968734
I dunno, she's got the cute kohai thing going for her.

That and the personal slut aspect.

Lapcat is still the best himedere though.

>>16968735
Of course her mom is.
Her mom is also proof of what is to come.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968740
Unless the act alone is more than 150 yen, you're better off buying everything else individually.

Though now I'm wondering what the charge is for full access.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968726
I think I'd have to punish her for trying to make me pay her for sex. Bringing money into it ruins the beauty of sibling incest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968751
That's exactly what I'm thinking as well. The point of a bargain is to get bundle of things for less than they would cost individually, which in turn makes the store a profit because you were unlikely to buy that amount of the product individually in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968726
I will buy 10 kisses from her and make them long, drawn out tongue wrestling matches.

Before we're finished she'll succumb to her natural instincts and break down, begging me to fill her up with my baby batter on the spot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968608
That dragon needs a nice anon to tell her the truth, that her butt doesn't need to be huge to invoke huge lust. And then show her the lust.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if Bootyvern got offers from them smut magazine/video companies as she was growing up.
I wonder what her senpai said when he found out she got said offers

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968778
Even once they're grown and officially married I'm sure those greedy Tanuki still send her offers

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964442
Cuddling, leglocking, and sadism

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968766
Well yeah but Big Booty wyvern got impregnated by her senpai before she even finished highschool.

And all the kids have seen her walking around with a vibrator stuffed in after she and anon spent time together.

>>16968778
She's a slut for anon only, she' doesn't want others her and anon do it...although she'll gladly show the proof of their union off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968791
>a vibrator
>'a'
We all know she was double stuffing if not more.
And yet still, nothing compared to senpai's jumbo jackhammer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968815
That it isn't.
although that one that bulges through her kinda comes close.

But yeah, double stuffing is a must for her, most of the time after she's been double stuffed.

[Anonymous No.]

Dont let your Dragons watch anime, anons. They'll start to get ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968858
Too late anon. Mine bashes my plate with her tail and she won't stop until I make her cum by teasing and biting it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968791
>teen pregnancy
The lolidragon with a not so big rear can do better and get breeded responsibly, so she'll be an adult before having children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968881
But anon's already taken responsibility and Wyvern-chan is well on her way to a happy life (although I can't remember the job she got)!

Dragon-chan is going to be a CC while Wyvern-chan has many kids!

[Anonymous No.]

I've always wondered what would happen if the last of humanity that's protected by the order hid inside massive arcologies just waiting for the end while monstergirls are lezzing right outside the structures trying to seduce the human males that are inside to come out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968893
You should keep your ideas to yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968858
>A club made of Dragons who watched a certain anime is formed
>All of them wear maid outfits

Do Kikis and Shogs like more competition?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968893
I don't think mgs would do well against an organization that competent

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968893
It would be remarkably similar to Amish people, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968903
Fuck off, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968893
Kinda sounds more like you just like thinking of humans holding out in such things without it mattering much what's on the outside

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968919
I mean it'd also be interesting to know what the monstergirls think about the fuckhuge pyramid that holds millions of humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968661
Well, I'm torn because I enjoy vampires of almost all flavours outside of Twilight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968927
I think the answer is I go with all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967887
Not the smoothest way of introducing themselves. Might lead to many yanked power cables and damaged USB Onaholes.
>Spoiler
You're probably right. The last thing I need is a Succuvirus monopolizing processing power that could be going towards games and matlab shenanigans, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967887
>Not just pulling out the cord.
Dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968932
Anon, keep in mind she could probably improve your computer's efficiency with demonic energy.

>>16968934
Why would you want to anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968934
Wouldn't that trap her in your computer?

>I'm always here, Anon-kun~

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968938
If you like having false waifus eating up memory space and processing power.

>>16968939
There is always geek squad™ to help with that.

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>>16968938
Good point. Having a girlfriend digital entity would have a ton of perks as well.
She could jump in your phone on the go, or if your car is new enough, then she could probably drive it after those long days.
I'm making the assumption that because of magical shenanigans, it's the same Succuvirus "consciousness" in all those cases.

>>16968939
You wouldn't have that problem if you make image backups.

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>>16968955
Yeah, it's the same entity who can jump from electronic to electronic.
I've sorta headcanoned that she can leave points in your computer and your phone and such to jump to even if wi-fi isn't up because magic.
She might jump into your phone and ASMR you during a blackout because that's the closest thing to cuddling she can do without a sextoy body to possess.

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>>16968858
I want her to get those sorts of ideas though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968885
>Dragon-chan is going to be a CC while Wyvern-chan has many kids!
But she'd just be at CC age when she has kids and still get the dick all the way while getting there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968973
But will she?
Dragon-chan doesn't sound like she had the senai bonus that wyvern had.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968726
>Bj, Naizuri Sumata and Kiss
>total 350 yen
>sex which includes all of the above is 500 yen
>150 yen difference therefore not a bargain price

If she made the Sex Package cost at least 20-50 yen less than the 4 other foreplay acts combined, then she'd make a good bargain.

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>>16968885
Dragons make some of the best lonely christmas cakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968988
It's 500 yen to fuck, and all the previous levels of service for free instead of 850 for the total package. It's roughly 42% off. That's a good deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968997
Why are you assuming that sex by itself is going to cost 500 yen?

[Anonymous No.]

If you were forced to prostitute yourself to make ends meet in monstergirl territory, what would your strategy be? Would you be under the employ of a pimp, would you be a freelancer or would you work in a brothel? What services would you offer and how would you price them? Would you have a favorite customer and would she save you from that horrible life?

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>>16968986
Dragons don't need childhood friends, senpais or brothers to get a husband. Just ask my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969007
In the end I wouldn't resort to prostitution.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969007
Why prostitution? Why wouldn't I go for a mercenary job?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968999
Because the item on the menu says "SEX - 500 yen", then has a message that includes all of the other options as a bargain.

You're acting like sex is worth less than 150 yen. What.

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>>16969007
Depending on the setting, human boys might actually be pretty rare. I'd like to imagine I could save myself from a dreary life of prostitution by contacting the local tanuki family and offering myself as a husband for one of their unmarried daughters.

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>>16969007
I'd probably work at a brothel.

Vanillia, Sub or Dom, I would do a lot. Only thing I wouldn't do are Siths, fatties and muscle girls are welcome

Favorite would be those to talk when we've done the deed and cuddle.

Whichever one bought out my contract would probably be the one, although those that genuinely love me would be welcome as well.

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>>16968969
>Blackout
>Implying I wouldn't save up for a generator/backup battery after meeting her
Also, I'd take up that challenge of building her a body. It wouldn't be a pretty one, but my very expensive piece of paper says I have the credentials to do so.

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>>16969007
Brothel. That's not even a question.
Better working conditions, much safer, and you don't have to worry about cops (assuming the brothel is legal and there are still laws banning prostitution). The house might take a bit bigger cut, but you'll likely be getting higher-class clients that are willing to pay far more. You don't have to be making money $75 at a time and risk some shady girl dragging you off for 'free bonuses'.

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>>16969020
You could probably start getting good parts once the portals opened fully and girls like Gremlins and Tanukis started coming through.

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>>16969022
So you're good with chubby CC Ojou-samas haughtily riding your dick, sucking you off and generally using you as a boytoy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969013
Around 150 yen for sex makes sense given the other prices. In fact it makes about as much sense as a blowjob costing as much as sumata and being only 50 yen greater than a kiss.

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>>16969022
Oh yeah, the other questions...
I'd probably be comfortable with most things, though anything involving restraints or drugs would probably be extra.
I think the only girls I would outright say no to are mushrooms and siths. Alps can get heavy foreplay but I won't put it in them.
>>16969037
You're assuming that isn't the exact kind of thing that I'd want to happen to me. Besides, if she's paying, she can have it.

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>>16962714

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>>16968986
You say that as if there wouldn't be plenty of people who would want an age gap romance with a loli dragon. It doesn't matter if her butt isn't as big as the wyvern's, it still has to be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16967980
Goddammit I just masturbated to a doujin with her in it. I don't need to do it again.

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>>16969062
I dunno, it feels more natural with wyvern.

That being said, I wouldn't mind protecting a loli dragon from some bullies so I can open my door years later and find myself face to face with a hugely muscled dragon that says she's here to repay my rescue of her all those years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969074
Engage in Lucha with her.

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>>16969007
I'd be a freelance striking for first time MGs with weird fetishes hoping to make some big bucks on them with various sessions. I'm not talking about "dick=marry" setting cause if I was then I would just rape a random mg and be done.

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>>16969051
But how would you react if one day a CC shortstack Tanuki ojou-sama gets a smug grin on her face and reveals that she bought your contract and has you shipped to her manor and tied to her bed?
How would you react to her lazily tossing off her clothing, climbing into bed with you and then snuggling you while squealing about how happy she is that she found a cute boy to make her own?
How would you react to seeing the stars in her bespectacled eyes every time she looks at you while she thoroughly cuddlefucks the scent of the brothel off of you?

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>>16969083
So you'd want to cater to monstergirls with deviant fetishes for their species?
Like masochistic Ogres, Hellhounds with bondage fetishes or Manticores who just want to be pinned down and raped?

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW wanting to reboot an old story with a Red Dragon and a thief
>MFW confused Dragon having to learn how the human body works after the wave of FUCK that the current Demon Lord caused
>MFW "What do you mean 'cover up?',
I shouldn't have to wear woven fabrics because you apes can't keep it in your pants."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969087
Yep. I'm a pretty big switch and most things are okay with me so I would entice them to try out some good stuff. Hopefully the session would be great and they would return.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969084
Again, you make this sound like a bad thing. The fact I decided to work at a brothel means I'm already a bit of a slut. I'll be happy with any decently attractive girl taking me home. The fact that it's a rich nook and I get to basically be her househusband now is a bonus.
I don't care how haughty she is, I may rebel some nights and just pin her to the wall while I pound her tiny coon poon. It can't be her domming me all the time.

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>>16969096
So would you switch from your "maledom fantasy" persona to a more pleasant persona after the roleplay is finished? Would you have favorite repeat customers?

>>16969099
You act like she wouldn't love it if you pinned her against the wall and used her big tits or her fat ass as something to grip onto as you fill her full of your semen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969083
Within demonic realms, sometimes small villages full of men will crop up who want to escape the endless pleasure to do something more productive and enjoy an idyllic life. They generally rely on camouflage and scent masking to remain hidden.

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>>16969007
I would be an independent prostitute. And I would sell myself to only to office ladies and CEOs of MGC

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>>16969105
Doesn't even need to be maledom. I would worship and be a complete slut to say, a titania or an alice.
If not in bed I'll just be myself.

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>>16969099
That pic is my basic dream. I want my Tanuki waifu to make it rain on me before I give her a 'private show' in our bedroom.

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>>16969007
Stripper. I'd snort a line of moth dust before I'd go on stage. My main fans would be a bunch of manticore bikers who just love my moves.
They'd then steal me away one night after I get off from work and make me their communal husband.

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>>16969075
>skipping on that many years of being happy together and things like her asking you to grope her budding breasts during sex and asking if you think she's grown since the last time you fucked

[Anonymous No.]

What's that smell? It's BLOOOOD

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>>16969147
I dunno, I'm kinda feeling the surprise marriage proposal from a girl I helped long ago that has long since surpassed me in strength but still idolizes me.

[Anonymous No.]

>Pleasure rune painlessly inscribed on your penis.
>Matching tiny one on your Waifu's clit.
>Whenever you jerk off, she feels your pleasure.
>You get her pleasure when she masturbates.

Good girls to try this with: Gremlin, Hellhound, Demon, and all the girls who you think are top-tier.
Best girl to try this with: Your Waifu, Lich.

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>>16969151
Blood?

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>>16969162
Ohhhh how it sings to me.

Enough to drive a man mad.

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>>16969166
Good Hunter pls

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>>16969162
Adventures of noble Vampire and cheeky backwoods Vamp Mosq
I'd watch it

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>>16969169
Doll is cuter.

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>>16969177
>This character who looks exactly like the other character is cuter
Just ask Maria to put on the dress. I'm sure in between attempts to cut you with exploding blood you could convince her. And then you wouldn't have to worry about putting it in Gehrman's used goods.

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>>16969177
The Doll is Maria

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968089
>Jabberwock
>Zombie
>Vanilla
>Wurm
>Ryu
>Wyvern
>Otohime

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969179
>>16969184
Maria has a worse personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>Your Waifu visited a Lilim and has a new magical ability.
>She wants to use it during sex.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

What is your Waifu going to do to you?

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>>16969188
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Comic_Narration

Basically, she starts writing fanfics that involve her rescuing me from terrible situations while also beating evil villans and teaching them that a large heart, and chest, can bring a happy life.

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>>16969188
>Sin Empowerment
>Basically the cheat code that enabled god mode for the DL
I NEED AN ADULT

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>>16969119
So you'd be the boy beneath the desks of a lot of sexually frustrated CCs?

>>16969121
Sounds fun. Any girl you'd want to settle down with though?

>>16969125
Would she be smirking smugly the entire time as she proposes the scenario and pulls out an ill fitting stripper outfit for you to give her a private dance or ten in?

>>16969136
So you want a life of sex and drugs on the road?

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>>16969188
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Fruit_Empowerment
But Demon Realm fruit already makes you into sex gods. What will happen if she stacks this on top of it?!
>>16969193
>All of your sex is now a doujin dreamt up & narrated by her. Whatever she says goes.
Could be worse.

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>>16969197
Congrats, anon. You're going to help groom the next Demon Lord. Out of curiosity, what is your waifu? I want to try and picture how the world would change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969205
Oh, it could be.

Even better if she knows my fetishes.
Then I do become a doujin protagonist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969188
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gravity_Aura
I feel like me and her are going to get a lot closer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969193
Basically +Phantom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969211
>Out of curiosity, what is your waifu?
Lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969222
Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969222
>Just more of the same
Boooooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969222
Say goodbye to your pelvis anon, you won't be needing it anymore.

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>>16969188
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nightmare_Empowerment
So she can become a Hellhound-esque Kobold in my dreams? That's neat. It's especially neat if our daughteru can get in on the shared dream and become a little Hellwan there too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969222
lame desu senpai

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>>16969193
That sounds incredible! She's almost like a Phantom without the Chunni. Would the stuff she makes up be serious action, silly adventuring, or crazy Spectacle Fighter combat?

>>16969197
Your Waifu is now Lilim Alice, poised to usher in coexistence between Monsters and Humans. How does she do it?

>>16969205
She can grow better versions of the fruit that already exists. Expect her to keep around a lot of Raging Mushrooms.

Intimacy Vegetables: They now taste like the physical manifestation of a couple's love. Ones grown by a man and a Hellhound taste far different than ones in a Tanuki's garden. They could revolutionize cuisine forever, and make Tokiro look bland!
Intoxication Fruit:

Licking Fruit: MGs who practice on it become God-Tier at blowjobs. Ghouls who eat them almost ascend to Blowjob Heaven, where the Chief God watches them enviously.

Would she give these plants away, or keep them for herself?

>>16969218
You're going to be the envy of Anubises everywhere. You can live out their space fantasies without leaving Earth. How would she use it? Forcing you in and out of her pussy without you moving your legs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969188
>Sense of Strength
>she starts cracking DBZ power level jokes the whole night

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>>16969233
Silly adventures that are almost out of the golden age of comics, although probably closer towards the silver age.

Some plot but mostly her fighting a villain and then sex.
Possibly with a threesome.

Oh no! Anon has be kidnapped by the ferocious Strongfaticore! How will the milkmaid save him from her chambers before he's tainted by the tailpussy?

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>>16969188
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dragonman_Physiology
inb4 monsterboy

Though honestly, I'd be interested. Dragon waifu could just chalk it up to a side-effect of incubization, and now that I'm her physical equal, she wouldn't have to hold back in bed. I'm excite.

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>>16969188
>Spring Manipulation
>can manipulate the season of spring and the concepts of rebirth, renewal and regrowth
She can basically make anything grow and create new life.
If this doesn't lead to hot sticky impregnation under the cherry blossoms followed by an army of daughterus than I have no idea what she has planned.

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>>16969239
Anon, it's your waifu who got that power.
That'd just turn her into an apex Dragon.

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>>16969230
You're going to be having hardcore sex with your cute Waifu all night, unless your Daughteru is there. In that case, you'd let her enjoy being a scary Hellhound.

>>16969235
That also means she can train to get better at sex, and know when something is working. Which of your Fetishes does she get better at indulging?

>>16969239
That ability applies to her, not to you. If she isn't a Dragon already, she'd become one. If she is, you're now dating a Dragon God. A second in her pussy is worth more than the wealth of every Tanuki kingdom combined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969233
Would start the world's lewdest farmer's market with her.

Of course, any new breeds would need to be tested first. Purely for safety. And we'd keep the best ones for ourselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969249
She cuddles harder when she sees my power level rise
>>16968787

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>>16969160
>raiju waifu strong arms you into this with a cheeky grin
>one day when out shopping raiju decides to wait outside a store you're about to go in
>nearly done, just gotta pay for your stuff
>raiju waifu is still hanging out by the front, her bored expression turns mischievous when she notices you about to reach the cashier
>you spot her sparking up a jacob's ladder
>the last thing you could cohesively hear before the public saw your impression of vidya and cartoon characters getting electrocuted was "unlimited..."

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>>16969249
>unless your Daughteru is there. In that case, you'd let her enjoy being a scary Hellhound.
We could do both anon, I think it'd be pretty neat to be dream-hunted and raped by my Hellhound-ified Kobold waifu and daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

Worth a shot, but does anyone happen to have the one tanuki greentext where she systematically ruins one guy's life until he's a hobo and pretty much forced to marry her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969261
This one?

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>>16969188
I have a few Best Girls, and I don't know which one I'd end up with. So I'll do it once for each of them.

Gremlin: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stellar_Physiology . The inside of her pussy is hotter than a star, and all of her technology is powered by Plasma.

Lich: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Shard_Manipulation . I'm going to be hit with a LOT of Demonic Silver. She'll probably buy lots of silicone shards and form them into different Onaholes to jerk me off with.

Demon: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Telempathy . I know exactly how turned on she is, and she knows the same about me. It's going to form a feedback loop until both of us are supercharged with Demonic Energy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968909
I doubt they'd see them as competition, more just cosplayers who don't actually do any real maid work and thus can never truly fulfill the maid fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969261
I actually want to see a story in where the guy rejects the tanuki after she destroys his life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969188
>Anubis
>Sand Manipulation
Very fitting, but I don't think it'll effect us in bed. It will certainly help with the pyramid building though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969276
angry_anakin.jpg

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>>16969270
Awesome, I've been trying to salvage it for ages, thanks a million.

>>16969273
I think I saw variations or continuations of that story when it was first posted, mostly just being stubborn and chasing her off to go have hobo adventures.

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>>16969188
>demon
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psycho_Warping
Jesus H. Christ what kind of lilim WAS it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969272
Sure, they may not be much as actual maids. But what about the subjugation fantasy? Plenty of guys get off on having a proud, normally-superior girl be subservient to them, and you don't get much prouder than a dragon. Just imagining them fighting every one of their instincts to be haughty and dominant to fit the roleplay has me diamonds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969188
>Eldritch Magic
This is not good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969284
Where can I find those? I think it'd be funny if Anon retaliates back by flinging garbage at her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969270
Does anyone have the longer version that has him reject her and remain homeless?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969296
Regretfully, I only recall them on the same thread those were in, so maybe with heavy archive digging you can find some.
I don't think they were that fun though, I only recall one anon just taking a swing at her when she tried to drag him off.

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>>16969290
But the titular dragon maid they are trying to emulate isn't so much subservient as she is a single-target sexual who sees being a maid as the only way to stay with the object of her desires.

About the only way she submits is obeying when she is told to not destroy things or people. She doesn't even obey when it comes to giving up trying to get Kobayashi to eat her tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969273
>Guy turns her down.
>Finds a Ratatoskr Waifu.
>They live together happily for years.
>Eventually gets up the courage to let her know what happened.
>Ratatoskr shrugs.
>"Money is the McMansion in Sarasota that starts falling apart after ten years. Power is the old stone building that stands for centuries. I can not respect someone that doesn’t see the difference."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969188
>Portal Redirection
This must have some lovely combat applications.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969188
>Condition Manipulation
>The user can manipulate conditions or requirements on anything there is, from manipulating conditions to make an event happen or conditions to be met before using something.
>They can change conditions as well as induce them or induce or remove them, and by removing them, they can do/make do things without those limits or requirements.

It's a good thing my waifu is a hell of a lot smarter than me, because I wouldn't even know where to begin with this thing. Looks bullshit as all hell though.
>she can make it a law of reality that I can't cum until she says so

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969188
>holst with Alternate Energy Conduction
i'm scareoused

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969233
Funny enough, my waifu isn't an Anubis, but rather a Holst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969188
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Seductive_Magnetism

I can't help but think this would only be of minor use to most monster girls, including potential waifus of mine like griffon, mantis and lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969347
Kinda redundant, really.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, bring a smile to a veteran monster girl knights face, she's had a hard life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969188
>Sin Manipulation
She's going to make em do some bad things.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969359
What a thoughtful cursed abomination. How did she know it was my birthday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969359
Prone bone the Onryo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969375
>"I'm totally gonna scare anon! Gonna scare him so much that I can rape hi-"
>-wump-
>Onryo looks up at anon with slight fear as his eyes flash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969047
Someone photoshop the loli's menu so it has appropriate pricing ratios.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969382
Would you carry her to your bed and snuggle her as she tries to get away because she's shy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969359
How nice of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969384
You know it.
Gonna cuddle her all throughout the night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969375
>>16969382
>>16969384
Cutiepie ghost.
Would stroke her hair while she whimpers out cute 'noooooooo!'s

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969387
>Ghost keeps trying to haunt anon.
>She just keeps messing it up and ends up getting raped by anon every time.

Clutzy ghosts are silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969387
Would you grope her plump ass that she almost got stuck in the TV?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969400
LCDs are problematic

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>>16969398
I'd be gentle at least, but at some point I'd tell her it's pretty funny and ask why she keeps trying and doesn't just stay with me.
While casually pumping her from behind, of course.
>>16969400
I'd tease that plump ghost ectobooty so much she'd turn pink. Squeezing, fondling, bouncing against me, pinching, poking, prodding, licking, nibbling, spanking lightly, forceably hotdogging...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968097
Then it will be her unconscious face. I'll record it and send it to her proving that humans can in fact git gud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969411
Please don't mess with her rear like that, she's embarrassed how undeath has only kept her rear big.
And she can't live with a guy she hasn't raped!
It's the ghost code!
That she made up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969400
>not eating her out while smacking her ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969429
How do ghosts get breasts that big?
Are they ectoplasm tanks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969422
Well in that case I'd just have to tease it twice as much! I'd cup and jiggle a big old handful of it and ask if they even make panties big enough for a butt this big beyond the grave. I'd jiggle each cheek in a hand while bumping my clothed groin against it from the back before patting at it like a drum, telling her I'll have to get a big screen TV soon if she gets any bigger.
Then I'd tell her I'm just messin around and she's free to try and spook me again some time. Maybe offer her a drink, but assume she can't have it being incorporeal and all. I'd still call her cutie though to fluster her and tell her if the code ever changes to make sure she lets me know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969411
She'd probably be blushing pure cherry red after you cum all over her ass for the fourth time.

>>16969412
Would you take an Onryo's virginity while she's stuck like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969436
Good!
Extremely shy lightly teasable in bed girls are my favorite. Gentle maledom? If that's a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969435
She 'may' change the code if she deems you unscareable.
That or she 'gets stuck' running from you with her hips and rear stuck in the TV frame...

And don't joke about it getting bigger.
If she grows in power, she could make it bigger if she wanted...or if she didn't want to.

Ghosts can only do limited changes in where their ectoplasm goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969434
Pretty much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969434
Sometimes girls have regrets about their flat chests in life so they overcompensate as ghosts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969448
>>16969453
So she's overcompensating for a flat ass?
I wonder if you could trick her into making it bigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969446
Well she's just delightful. And I'm learning so much about ghosts! A shame about that damn code. I'd always wanted to have a cute ghost girlfriend I could help grow in power, experiment every night with different Ectoplasm allotments, and go on nice dates with.
O-o-o-h well~

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965500
MUSCLECHUFF.com

[Anonymous No.]

ghosts

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969458
If it has a mind, it can be tricked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969443
Eventually she'll start to like it despite herself.
Then she'll shyly start presenting her ass to you for you to ravage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969460
>Ghost starts whinging as she tries to figure out what to do.
>Decides to break her code and go on a date
>Panics when trying to figure out what she's going to look like.
>Ends up screwing up her proportions so badly that she comes out with a pregnant looking belly and smaller tits and ass because she just didn't know what you wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16969469
>'Oh man.... I can't believe that ass is so flat. I thought ghosts were supposed to be bigger than that!'
>She huffs and shifts more exctoplasm down there.
>Keep repeating this time and time again with her.
>Soon enough she's got a disproportionately large ass that nearly rivals wyvern.
>Only reason its not bigger is because you haven't ordered a bigger TV yet

Ghost bullying is fun.

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>>16969188
>Balanced mode
Well, it doesn't sound too dangeorus, but I'm not sure what she could do with that. I mean, it'd be a different story if it was a chimaera... I'd like to see a chimaera using this somehow though.

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>>16969468
Time for a sexorcism.

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>>16969471
That'll just shift me into maximum overtease! I'd have to keep one hand on it at all times just rubbing and squeezing and keeping it warm, even when just strolling about. Good to know she enjoys it so much though. But I'd have to start teasing her in public about it too.
>>16969472
Good lord, she's just precious.
>Get a good laugh in, then before she runs away crying nab her and ruffle her hair, telling her to just be in whatever form is most comfortable
>proceed with the date as normal, discussing ghosts'n'stuff
>End up on the beach and in a light mood ask her to do some impressions of different stereotypical monstergirl bodytypes
>Probably end up doing buttstuff with her.
>Definitely end up doing buttstuff with her.
I'd like that. A shy cutie booty ghost girlfriend. Hopefully over time with more dates she can let go of some of her regrets and loosen up.
In more ways than one, hue hue

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>>16969499
Excellent.
Make that ghost happy.
Help strengthen her enough and she can get her rear and chest as large as you want, along with other places should you so desire.

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>>16969472
>>16969480
Flustered huffing ghosts sound really adorable.
>"I'm supposed to be scary! N-not cute, not sexy, not funny, s-scary!"

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>>16969504
>She says this with her cheeks puffed up in a pout and her overly swollen breasts filling out the rags she calls a top.

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>>16969502
I swear I have different tastes every night. I actually like if she'd be able to shift it around and mix it up pending the day and night. I'm down for trying anything as long as she's happy.

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>>16969509
She be happier then she's ever been.
Even when she was alive.
She wouldn't mind having breasts the size of her head or a rear that eats up two chairs every now and then if she can see you smile too.

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>Anon and waifu has been married for years.
>Anon finally incubizes.
>Wakes up the next morning to find that sclera is pitch-black and his dick now reaches his knees.
>Flips the fuck out and tries to go to the doctors.
>Waifu panics because she can't find Anon.
>Shenanigans happens.
>They get waffles afterwards.

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>>16969507
Gonna poke that ghosts cheeks and tell her her nips are showing.
>>16969509
>I'm down for trying anything
ANYTHING?

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>>16969514
Expect a flustered 'muuuuuuuuuu' of irritation, also her covering her sizable nipples.

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>>16969511
>spoiler
Ah, now that right there is the perfect monstergirl. And the next night she could make herself look like a lithe sexy supermodel. Then the next night a total breedable shortstack. Then a dfc but with a huge pearshaped booty. Then a bakunyuu, then a muscleghost, then a big plush fatty...
The possibilities are endless as my love. We'd have dates every day showing her the world all over. And of course I'd still tease her now and again.
>>16969514
Anything bodywise, anon. Yes. I'm extremely varied, like I said.

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>>16969513
Honestly a dick that long would just be plain inconvenient. KC himself never draws them as being nearly that big.

Not to rain on your fantasies of course, but even if you're into getting one so big wouldn't you prefer it to be a grower instead of a shower? That way you don't have to worry about it so much when not using it.

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Remember that you shouldn't panic if you discover that your Kikimora is exceedingly hostile to anyone that isn't you, it just means that she considers you to be such a superb and worthwhile existence that everyone else looks like garbage in comparison.
You could try getting her pregnant in order to broaden her worldview and soften a little, but it could result in her getting even worse and believing that her perfect, irreplaceable master chose her to continue his lineage because she's the best. Just the best.

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>>16969574
Kikimora are easily sedated.

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>>16969574
So just date another woman. She'll learn her lesson.

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>>16969525
Would you want her to use her powers to crawl out of the TV every once in a while for a little haunting rape roleplay?

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>>16969609
If by learn her lesson, you mean learn that cleaning up a murder is a lot more difficult then movies make it seem, then I suppose so.
A good maid won't let her master be sullied by some walking bag of trash that's clearly only looking to latch onto him in order to raise itself up.

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6 more days Anon-kun!

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>>16969624
Of course.
She'd turn all the lights out suddenly as I'm watching TV, then make herself look absolutely terrifying while crawling out (this time making sure to not get her ass caught on the way out), paralyzing me with ghostly powers as her horrifying face looms over me and she starts lowly pulling my pants down.
Scariest, and best, blowjob ever.

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>>16969643
>>16969650
Stop making me like ghost girls! I'd never really thought about how they could do body expansion/changing bodytype stuff.

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>>16969641
But if her master wants that woman she can't be bad because maser is good. If she really murders someone,she'll just have to be punished.

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>>16969235
>Go for Ten she yells
>Go for Ten

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>>16969658
But that woman is just taking advantage of her master's immeasurable, inexhaustible kindness.

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>>16969666
But master loves her, so she must be a good woman

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>>16969669
Her master is so far above other people that any love he feels for one of them can only be like that of a person loving their pet fish.

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>>16969235
That's bullying!

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>>16969650
Would you want her to put on her creepy voice and whisper yandere sounding things as she pins you against the wall and "rapes" you?

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>>16969669
No anon. Satan is right. If Master was infallible and omnipotent, then he wouldn't need a maid

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>>16969676
So he can't love his maid then?

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>>16969678
>"Y-ou're never leaving..."
>"I'll drag you to hell..."
>"Your soul is mine forever..."
I'm getting turned on just thinking about it. I wouldn't even interrupt her by flustering her butt, I'd be too scared and aroused to do anything but take it as she had her way with me. And I'm usually not like that.

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Is it possible to train for monster girls? For example, could you masturbate enough to a point where you could cum multiple times and still be hard, or is Mamono Mana required to make it into a reality?

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>>16969692
That's different, she does not seek his attention like those animals. She only wishes to serve him, and if he sees fit to grant her the honor of bearing his child, then it must be because she's almost as splendid of an existence as he is.

She's a little off, but her intentions are ultimately pure and genuine. She can't help that the way she sees things is a little twisted.

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>>16969702
Would you be too scared to stop her from forcing your legs apart as she slams you against the wall with the force of her hips and licks up your tears of fear with her elongated tongue?

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>>16969715
So she'll be hap with master never touching her and jacking off in his room.

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>>16969721
My body's every reaction would be telling me to run or tell her to knock it off but my mind and heart would be saying I want to see just how terrifying and nightmarish she could get while still remaining alluringly wide-rumped and sexy.
Also elongated, saliva dripping demonic tongue and long raking spindly nailfingers/claws, unf. She knows me too well. If I weren't so paralyzed and in a better state of mind I'd give her a love tap on the butt.

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>>16969714
I'm sure non-monster mana sex magic exists, people were no doubt into such things before the age of monster girls. Whether you could physically train yourself to do what you suggest would be another matter. Most men just don't have it in them to orgasm like that, just like how most men can't compete on an Olympic level no matter how hard they train.

Course these are RPG style humans, so they no doubt have fewer limitations.

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>>16969714
You could probably learn a few eromancy tricks by manipulating your SE. I know I would do that.

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>>16969737
So you'd like it if she slammed you into the ground and reverse mating pressed you while making you stare at her twisted fanged maw, blood red eyes and long tongue dripping with drool as she cackles like a maniac?
Would you also like it if after she cums for the last time that night she arches back lets out a piercing shriek that only you can hear since you're the one being haunted as her spectral pussy thirstily drinks your cum?
Would you want to see her shrink down to her normal self as she nuzzles up against your chest and thanks you for letting her do that before cheekily licking the last of your fear tears up with the elongated tongue?

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What is the general opinion on the voice mannerisms of monster girls? Should the animal-like girls have animal-like copulas or accents?
>Lamia types stress their S's
>Harpy types tend to be sing-songy
>Centaur types do that thing where they exhale through their lips when frustrated
What is that called anyway?
>Holstaurus moan with the M sound while milked
>Weresheep bleat softly in their sleep
etc.

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>>16969468

That's a pretty soft ghost.

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>>16969757
Just imagine being the first Eromancer.
>Be a teenage wizard experimenting with magic in an isolated cabin.
>Be tracked down by a cocky /fit/ Lilim around your age who heard that a powerful wizard was living in the woods and she figured out it was you.
>She smirks as she pins you to the bed and tells you she's always fantasized about raping a wizard and making him her own.
>Give her a smirk of her own once she's taken you down to the hilt and reveal that your research was in the manipulation of SE
>All the smug drains out of her face as you cast your first spell and suddenly her tight pussy is being STRETCHED by your engorged dick.
>She tries to pull out but your next spell overwhelms her with your scent and her hips start moving on their own.
>You flip her on her back and cast a third spell to make her breasts swell and start teasing her nipples while thrusting into her until she screams in pleasure and tightens down,
causing you to cum hard enough to flood her womb and start leaking out of her pussy around your dick a bit.
>Almost drunkenly she takes your dick into her mouth to get your cum off of it and afterwards looks up at you with heart pupils.
>The morning after you wake up in your bed to find her sleeping next to you even though you left her in your living room.
>The heart pupils haven't gone away.

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>>16969779
i think its cute and endearing
>ywn bully a lamia by making her say a tongue twister with a copious amount of S's

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>>16969768
Oh dear god yes, I want all of that... My heart and dick would be throbbing so fast I may just die and join her on the other side seeing her put on such a terrifying visage. Her screams may be just for me but I'd be shrieking out loud in fear myself.
It would probably be one of the biggest cumshots I'd ever released too, being made to feel so alive through all that fear and adrenaline and emotion. And then when she went back down like that I'd probably hug her so tight my arms might go right through her. Well, literally, actually, but she'd have so damn much energy and power from how much she'd have made me spend into her that she could easily keep her corporeal body intact. What a fucking perfect girlfriend for me, it's actually hurting how much I'd love this combined with the stuff from earlier.
But she better fucking believe the next night I'm getting revenge on her and returning the favor in my own way.

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>>16969779
total approval, cows should moo and sheep bleat

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>>16969779
I know my headcanons
>Slimes always sound like airheads no matter how smart they are.
>Ghouls have a sort of breathless german accented voice on average.
>Demons have contraltos for the most part while Devils have higher pitched voices.
>Both gain a sort of flanging effect while using their magic.
For that matter, any monstergirl using magic gains a flanging effect to their voice.

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>>16969800
Turnabout is fair play anon, and as she currently is she wouldn't mind roleplaying the spirit of a busty pornstar enslaved by a perverted necromancer to slake his lusts. Or something like that.

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>>16969795
Lilims are lovely things. Breaking one would be almost impossible but it's still a nice fantasy.

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>>16969779
What about other species?
>Do Cat Girls actually finish their sentences with Nya?
>Do kobolds actually go wan wan when excited?
>Do wolfus go Awoo~ when you come inside them, and if they do, do you join in with them?

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>>16969814
Well I mean, how would a cocky fistfighting teenage Lilim be expected to handle a teenage boy with a lot of pent up lust and an entirely new form of magic designed to make girls scream in pleasure?

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>>16969813
So you're saying she wouldn't mind me setting up an ethereal ghost trap that keeps her chained up as I make like a total perverted necromancer and lick every single inch of her body?
She wouldn't mind me cumming all over her face and tits and ass to the point where even if she weren't a ghost she'd still look ghastly white?
Or if blindfold her and start edging her for hours on end without release while savoring her huge wobbling tits and massive bouncy ass by pinching and biting at them? Or that that's just the start...

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>>16969829
Maybe you don't really understand lilims. From birth they're already one of the most powerful beings. We're talking casting meteor as a cantrip level powerful. They probably go through years of formal training and grooming in the royal demon realm before they leave out into the world at large. Teenage, cocky, or not it doesn't matter. You *cannot* defeat a lilim with being as strong as the Fallen Hero, and thus, a Gary stu.

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I just want a buff mg to start wearing low cut shirts to show off her abs around me and smirk when she catches me staring.

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>>16969809
>automatons have a vocoder effect thats similar to VEGA, makes use of a very large vocabulary

>liches have natural reverb and echo to their voice no matter where they are

>dragons have bassy undertones to their voices and like using big words along with an occasional hiss, like their lesser sisters

>ghosts almost sound like their whispering half the time or you're hearing them in your head, probably uses older mannerisms from an older language they spoke ie victorian slang or w/e

>Chimeras have multiple voices. the personality in control is the most prominent

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>>16969832
You do realize that the more you sexually please her, the stronger she becomes right? After you're done with that she'll probably subject you to the full Dark Matter treatment.

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>>16969779
Automatons make the same sound effect Raiden does when running.

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>>16969845
And what, pray tell, is the full Dark Matter treatment?

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>>16969826
>Wolfus normally go awoo~
>But if you get them flustered enough, I mean really embarrassed here
>They wan too
>When you point it out they get more embarrased
>Start talking faster out of nervousness and end up wan~ing more and more quickly
>It's hard to pull off though, you got to tease them to a corner

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>>16969832
She definitely wouldn't mind. She also wouldn't mind you dirty talking at the beginning by telling her that is was such a shame she died of an accidental overdose and that you'd take good care of her from here on before grabbing her by the head and forcing her to blow you while you also violate her tits.

>>16969835
>Taking a fun scenario idea this seriously
>"Can't beat the pussy or you're a gary stu"
Get a life anon. Besides, a guy taking the lead with a Lilim isn't "defeating" them.

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>>16969858
>Ah, such a tragedy. Such a beauty taken at such a young age...
>You used your body to excess and doubled that in your addictions...
>Well, you don't have to worry now that you're here
>I'll keep you using your body and make you a different kind of addict
>And you'll get to experience it... forever.
And that's when I fuck her juicy jiggly ass first, THEN have her clean my dick off with her mouth before shoving her down on it to take another load as I grope and mash her ghastly tits

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>>16965510
That's the one for me!

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>>16969284
>>16969261
Why would you ever want that you fucking weirdo

Literally one of the worst/most befuddling things to come out of these threads.

Started off bad with mgg's bizarre obsession with needing a woman to ruin everything for the mc so he doesn't have to accept any responsibility for anything, got worse with that demon of a "love interest" and her contorted logic, and finally mixed in some bizzare form of economic masochism.

I cannot think of any reason to want it other than as a shock value joke

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>>16965500
>CantBeatThePussy.com
>TenderLovingDomination.com
What exactly is the content of these two sites? Asking for a friend here.

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>>16969863
Unrelated to that roleplay scenario but this is making me wonder. What happens if some anon is dating a human girl, she dies in an accident, but her body revives as a Zombie or Ghoul and her Ghost is there too?
Does that anon now have two girlfriends? Do they argue over which one gets to keep anon? Can the dick make them get along?

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Monster girls can exist without creating demon realms right? I love my waifu, but I don't like the idea of the planet turning into a huge orgy. The way it's described it sounds like "Air makes you fug, the water makes you fug, the dirt makes you fug, the food makes you fug, the girls want fug, it's nothing but fug", I still want an everyday life with my waifu.

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>>16969907
Seems like it would be a rare occurrence due to the nature of Mamono mana, but I suppose she (both of her) would both be in love with the anon. Get some nice self-cest threesomes going on.

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>>16969803
Small cows are cute!

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>>16969896
>CantBeatThePussy.com
Videos of human boys resisting monster pussy only to give in and become pussy addicts in the end. Some are one on one, some are pussy trains, and for human subscribers who want to experience it there's POV-VR videos with USB Onahole synchronization.

>TenderLovingDomination.com
Just what it says on the tin. Some videos are aimed at a monstergirl crowd, others at the human crowd. All of them are POV and involve gentle loving femdom or maledom if so the viewer prefers.

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>>16965500
Wolf tamer comes first, that hellhound's gonna get a taste of her own bitter medicine.

After that anubutt and AFTF are neck and neck. Leaning toward aftf if there are a lot of videos with Alps dressed up as shimakaze.

Don't know what mggfe is.

>>16969461
Good taste

>>16966083
Just jack off

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>>16969918
yes, but big cows are olev

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>>16969926
I call the student council president cow on the far right.

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>>16968549
That is fucking terrifying

>>16969912
Everything is headcanon here. Believe what you will.

>>16965500
>>16969923
Speaking of Alps does anyone have that one story where anon is a delivery guy and his one friend in the stages of alping keeps buying shit so Anon can come over and fuck him?
I remember there being a quote like "dude, you should check my tits now. They're like, pornstar tier"

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>>16969930
She seems like the type of girl who would act distant and uninterested in you until you forcefully kissed and milker her

I'm torn between the genki shortstack and big kuudere

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>>16969914
You think they'd have arguments over which one of them can give better head?
>"Ghost Blowjobs!"
>"Ghoul Blowjobs!"

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>>16969994
KIKI SEASON!

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>>16969188
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Almighty_Ascension
She helps me to see forever. I always have the worst luck with these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970036
NO, SHOG SEASON!

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>>16970064
>>16970036
MAID SEASON!

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>>16969188
>Chastity Empowerment

I don't think this is going to work.

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>>16970101
Sabbathite Season.

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If you had to pick a setting that's not MGE/generic fantasy or morden to live in, (The world still has MGE monster girls) which one would you pick?

Si-fi sounds amazing to me. Finding my waifu while space exploring, living on the ship with her and seeing the wonders of the universe.

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>>16970115
Best season

[Anonymous No.]

Is male mindbreak a shit fetish?
Monster girls are so great at it

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>>16970115
Release the lolis!

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>>16970132
Something calls to me about a post apocalyptic setting that MGE girls stumbled into.
Maybe the idea of being a badass wasteland biker who saves people from raiders is fun in an escapist fantasy way.

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>>16970148
Depends who you ask. I think it's fucking hot.

>>16970115
I wonder how you're supposed to celebrate sabbathite season.

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>>16970148
Every fetish is shit. That said, what kind of mindbreak did you have in mind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970169
The most degenerate kind of mindbreak is mindbreak by a gentle succubus who just wants to love you

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn have a sugar mommy otohime gently femdom you

I like otohimes, very underrated top tier girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970178
>a gentle succubus who just wants to love you
How now? she mindbreaks you to make you love her. Woulds she take care of everything for you to make sure that you are happy?
Perhaps she would do a "half-mindbreak" or something.

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>>16970178
So the loving you silly kind. There better be ahegaos and baby making.

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>>16970189
>Woulds she take care of everything for you to make sure that you are happy?

Yes, disgusting isn't it?

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>>16970168
Same
Mindbreak is a bit too much but the idea gets me diamond
I'd actually let a monster girl condition me

>>16970169
The kind where a monster girl rapes you and uses her venom or magic to turn you into nothing but a semen dispenser

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>>16970168
>I wonder how you're supposed to celebrate sabbathite season.

>hug cute monster loli
>panic when she hugs you back and doesn't let go
>end up being dragged along to a Sabbath festival

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>>16970115
>Anons everywhere trying to keep their composure as lewd loli Monster Girls grind on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970189
It's mindbreak until the next morning, when you wake up like usual, stretch, and go make some breakfast with the wife.
It's an advanced form of pillow-talk.

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>>16970203
It would be funny to see a anon go out of the door to get a soda or something and a loli just jumps out at him and starts humping his leg.
"Huh... must be Sabbathite Season again"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965981
>>16967075
>>16967182

more please

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>>16970211
>"You think you got it bad?"
>Another Anon emerges covered head to toe in loli Mouse Girls.
>"Give me babies!" one of them cries.
>"Maybe when you're older kid."

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>>16970203
>"For fuck's sake I'm a married man."
>"These piece of shit kids need to leave me alone"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970218
>"Give me babies!" one of them cries.
You must impregnate ALL the mice.

Poor guy who get's attacked by a Baphomet.

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>>16970226
>getting attacked by a Baphomet

Patting her head, scratching her ears and buying her some cotton candy is enough to distract one of those, right?

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>>16970226
That's a lot of mouse daughterus. Are you sure he can handle it?

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>>16970234
Worst case you can keep her at arms length by placing a hand on her forehead, where she will only be able to uselessly windmill her arms at you. Or pick her up and put her somewhere else.

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>>16970234
It's like that one Twilight Zone episode 'It's a good life', where they need to think happy thoughts and keep the kid happy or they'll disappear.

Except it's a lewd, smug, loli goat demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970237
A single Mouse Girl can pump out hundreds of kids.

Anon doesn't know what he's getting into.

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>>16970234
Fuck, now I'm imagining a Baphomet strongarming me into doing that because she's a lonely girl who doesn't know what it's like to have family.
Fuck, guess I've got another adopteru.
I might hate the Sabbath but I can't just let her live with only a cult for emotional support.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970264
>Adopt a Baphomet
>Don't have sex with her or anything
>Just be her dad and try to make her happy
I have no idea how to feel about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970182
100% agreed
If an Otohime walked in on you masturbating to incest porn she wouldn't be ashamed of having such a perverted son, instead she would punish you for not letting her in on the fun with a paizuri blowjob

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970273
She'd probably become fast friends with her cuddlebug Apophis nee-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970273
>Be the guy that she shows off her new Oniichan to
>You get to be the one to scare the pants off him

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970293
It would be cute to see her half-hugged by the Apophis tail while the two of them play some video games together. That sounds to damn cute.

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>>16970306
Just imagine all the things she'd get to experience.
>The Sabbath lets it's members eat nothing but sweets all the time, so her first family dinner is the first time she tries vegetables. She likes them.
>The Sabbath makes it's members wear revealing clothing, so she starts wearing sweats and t-shirts instead.
>Her admiration of her Apophis Nee-san leads to her wanting to eventually grow up though she has a bit of angst over the fact that she still can't get a big chest as the years go by even though she gets taller and more bottom heavy.
>The look in her eyes when her new mother makes her a costume for Halloween makes it clear that no-one's ever done anything like this for her before.
>The first time she participates in family movie night is the first time she feels like she's truly part of a family.
It tugs at my heartstrings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970290
They're underrated momsters. In my opinion best momster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970226
There is never a good reason not to take a gaggle of creampie hungry mouse mouse girls home and give them what they want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970354
That lower body though. I'd prefer something softer or at least smoother.

[Anonymous No.]

Who here likes hellhound lewds?

http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/R-E-L-O-A-D/391375/Savas-and-Hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970374
It looks like he's shitting into her ass.

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>>16970374
Don't bother anons, it's just bait. And not even art of quality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970377
That'd be a strange spot for an anus for him. Also, he's not screwing her in the ass.

>>16970378
>Anything that isn't vanilla is bait

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>>16970377
Well fuck, I can't unsee that now.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls going swinging is the cutest (And sexiest) thing ever. Does your waifu like to swim? Or does she hate getting wet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970371
It probably is quite "soft". But I mean polymorhping is a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970374
I prefer my Hellhound lewds drawn by more competent artists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970393
>swinging
I apparently had a stroke. Swimming*

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970393
>swinging

NTRfags OUT

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970374
Somebody post it in an imgur?

Im at work and I'm curious

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970393
>swinging
Freud.jpg

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>>16970374
>Those centaur muscles
I'm going to be honest, I like /d/ stuff. But if you're going to post it, at least post something from an artist that can draw properly.

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>>16970399
It's male centaur X hellhound. The pic is low quality and the centaur just looks like shit. Don't bother.

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>>16970398
>>16970402
It was one typo guys. Please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970412
>monster boys

Fucking trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970393
Nah anon. I don't swing that way

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970398
There is literally nothing wrong with NTR. If both parties accept, then it's not a problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970463
THINKING MAN'S FETISH

[Anonymous No.]

Considering that the thread in general didn't really like or allow robots in the thread until automatons. Would you guys be okay okay with MGs like Draenei if ayy lmao's become a cannon part of MGE?

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>>16970467
What does that even mean? Is it a joke that NTRfags have that I just don't get?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970463
Anon please.
>>16970470
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2010/07/29/cuckolding-the-sex-fetish-for-intellectuals.html

NTRfags really try to rationalize it like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970467
>>16970475
Gentle Femdom is the thinking man's fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970475
It's sad seeing them try to justify it. I feel sorry for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970480
I couldn't agree with you any more. Gentle femdom from a tipsy dragon who's had enough of hiding her feelings is god tier.

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>>16970393
Aquatic species swimming has to be a fantastic spectacle of elegance and majesty

>>16970395
No need to polymorph, she is great the way she is
And don't act like you wouldn't have any to tickle the tip of her tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970475
Counter argument: If you have to think that hard about a fetish, it probably has something wrong with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970480
This

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>>16970483
Does she get progressively more drunk and cuddly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970475
the mental gymnastics the NTRfags do to justify themselves are quite the sight to behold.

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>>16970484
True, I wouldn't want to polymorph her, I love her the way she is. And I'd definitely do that to her tail tip.

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>>16970489
Of course. First she starts being clingy and hugging you while gushing about how much you mean to her and the next thing you know she has your face buried between her breasts as she has another drink.

By the time all the bottles are emptied she finds herself gently pinning you down and guiding your hand to her pussy so you can feel how much she wants you.

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>>16970504
How sweet.

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>>16970515
Dragons are very nice girls who just need to lighten up, a bit of alcohol getting rid of their inhibitions they're perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970553
I imagine they have a very high alcohol tolerance.

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>>16970374
Mhm, nice pic.
>>16970475
Mhm, nice article.

I'm glad mgt is getting continuously more accepting over time, even if that takes long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970564
Just need to get some of that alcohol they serve at dragon bars, that probably has a bit more of an effect on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>hellhounds literally live in hell, a place full if sin and suffering
>hellhoundfags think their nig waifus are pure
Laffin

[Anonymous No.]

>16970581
Nah. That guy who posted that image can fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970594
This, Hellhounds are bad girls.

Bad girls who I will reverse-corrupt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970594
They don't actually live in hell you fool.

Not that I'd care either way as long as I got a cute hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970594
I know it's bait but I'll respond.

I don't think they're pure good girls. That's the point. That's why I love them. I accept that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970602
I just checked and:
>Habitat Volcanic regions, graveyards, Demon Realm
Why would hellhounds stick around graveyards? Do they like playing with miss. Lich zombies or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970656
They probably hide in the trees around the edge of the gravyard and wait for defenceless anons to walk through them alone as a shot cut.

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>>16970690
She would probably stalk him, make him more and more paranoid and when he finally think he is safe she strikes.
That would be a neat short story or greentext.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970594
There is no hell in MGE though

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970656
How can you have a spooky kingdom of the night without hellhounds?

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>>16970697
That could be fun as a story.

She would probably struggle trying to contain her laughter at his reactions to her pranks though.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to pay tribute to a hellhound till she's big, soft and squishy.

Then, once I do that.
I'm gonna nuzzle against her without her say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970710
I seem to recall the thread having a discussion about a theoretical Cheshirehound before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970715
A cheshire/jinko would be better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970715
I think I remember that, teleporting rape trains would be terrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970724
But Jinko have absolutely zero sense of humor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970733
That's why the chesire is the primary species.
They're basically big, teleporting, muscle cats that play prank and can chuff.

[Jekkers !!Ix+fqAivrB1 No.]

>>16963151
>Male children in their mother's wombs turn into Alps if the mom is monsterized while carrying him.
Talked to exet and confirmed that this is not the case: "According to KC, the son will get birthed as Incubus."
This does not violate the 'no male births' paradigm as the egg was fertilized before the woman became a monster and thus, is technically an Incubus born from a human.

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>>16970751
I thought this was pretty obvious. Of course an incubus.

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>>16970751
>Jimmy the incubus who fucks all the MGs in his class
>other non-incubus boys can't even compete

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970751
Nice, that leaves a bit more room for story writing and having blood related monster girl sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970758
He mentioned that KC thought he had talked about this before but couldn't find a source so consider it a re-iteration of an often argued point.

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>>16970751
I think everyone already knew that. The "They are born an alp :DDDD" is just a joke. By all logic that exists in MGE the child would be a incubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970762
No, he would be taken super quickly tho so that's not a problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970774
>all the MGs who have a boyfriend turn to look at him and feel jealous compared to the boy they have

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970779
This would never happen in MGE. That's just silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970786
Yeah, it's pretty stupid. Guess I was just shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>mother is pregnant with twins
>gets corrupted
>you're born as an incubus with monster girl twin sister
This is a comfy thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970800
I like the idea of this.
What monster girl would you prefer to have as a twin in this scenario?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970817
A demon twin. From the moment she learns to write she make a contract with the help of your mother and gets you to sign it. The contract isn't the usual kind that demons make but one that says the two of you will always look out for each other.

Over time the meaning of that may change as the two of you become old enough to be attracted to each other but at first it starts out as a cute thing.

[Anonymous No.]

https://oppaimagpie.tumblr.com/post/160319816316/i-got-a-new-monitor-so-im-breaking-it-in-with

Holsts are finding new ways to tempt people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970869
>tumblr
I've seen enough wocks to know not to click that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970877
It's just a tied up holst offering a free sample, no dicks or anything. I'd like to think I'm not enough of a dick to post garbage on purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970869
I expected worse. I'm actually okay with this.

>>16970877
Might get some anons in a fit but I think it's okay. it's safe to click if you like NSFW.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what Super Hero shows would be like in MGC

>Tune in next week true believers for another astounding tale of the Milkmaid!
>With Anon stolen by the Musclecore and locked away in the tailpussy tower, can our hearty holst deliver a daring, dairy based rescue before the full moon?
>Show up next week to find out!

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>>16970869
Hands are hard.

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>>16970935
They really are.

[Anonymous No.]

I was glancing over the second field guide and noticed some things that might interest/confuse people.
>The extremists section
Mentions Demon and Devils as one would expect, but also Lilims. Which I guess some would also suspect so yeah.
>The Land of Fire
Mentions Ignis' and Lava-Golems, but also Dwarves and Cyclops'.
>Land of Ice
Mentions the Land of Fire, probably just as contrast. It also strangely mentions Bacchus and Eros. I have no idea why. Later it lists Wendigo, Ice Queen and Glacies.
>The Undead Kingdom
Starts with Wight, Vampire and Lich. But then it randomly mentions Elves and Dwarves, followed closely by Dragon Zombies.
Afterwords is only Ghost and Will-O-Wisp, however, I did notice 生と死の女神「ヘル」 in one of the headers for this section. It means Goddess of Life and Death「Hel」.

Just something for you peeps to think about.

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>>16970956
>elves in the undead kingdoms
Undead elves are the ultimate cuddlebugs.

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>>16970984
That they are, although I do have one problem.


I like my monsters big and meaty, be it muscle or pudge, and neither of those species are conducive towards that

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>>16970869
Damn those dirty holsts!

Is it just me who finds them so tempting to pin down and rape? Even more than the species built for that. Is this normal? Is this legal? Should I seek help?

[Anonymous No.]

Ebin raiju

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971021
I love raijus! My favourite zap girl, always been in my top list since their release.

It's a real shame that not many people like her profile. I love it!

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>>16969912
You should read the actual settings material more: http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=890

>For humans, the air is like an aphrodisiac, but for monsters, it's something that makes them more sexually aggressive, yet doesn't “drive them mad”. That's not to say that it doesn't have an aphrodisiac effect on monsters. It's just that monsters are always full of sexual desire, and always want their husband. Their ordinary life is full of sex and pleasure, so an aphrodisiac effect to this degree doesn't even register to them, so they don't go crazy and lose the ability to think at all. For this reason, even living in the mamono realm, they are still able to do other life activities besides sex and they can work. It's also possible to endeavor in studies and research, like the author.

Note the above "do other life activities" applies to incubi as well.

But yes its perfectly possible for monsters to live without creating monster realms, provided the monster population doesn't get too high and that the monsters in a given area aren't particularly powerful (i.e. some races have power capable of transforming a realm all on their own).

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>>16971009
They do that to me too.

I just want to find a wild holst, pin her down and take the milk by force at the same time as hammering on her womb. Of course being a monster girl that's probably a way of proposing to her but that's fine too.

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>>16971075
Something about finding a pure innocent farm girl holst and just raping her like that is perfect. Especially if she'd fight and protest, even if she liked it.

But I'd take all the responsibility though, she better be prepared to be my submissive house wife though. I'd love her still.

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>>16971021
That Raiju is gonna fight crime as a superhero!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971103
Holsts are pretty rapable. I'd invade famrs to either "eat" some sheeps or shag a cow.

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>>16971103
Absolutely nothing wrong with that, if she resists a bit at first it make it hot. Something tells me that submissive monster girls know that and "fight back" slightly to fuel the man's desire to fuck them harder.

Holst housewives are lovely though, you could molest her as she's making breakfast and fuck her right there on the breakfast table.

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>>16970762
No escape from Chads even in monmusu waifus' worlds, huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16968304
Oh my!

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>>16970762
>>16971142
Go back to /r9k/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971111
Nah, she looks like the heroine of a space opera. All she's missing are some cute boys in golden speedos clinging to her legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971121
Sounds perfect man. Invade that farm!

>>16971133
The "fighting back" is what makes it better. How nice of sub girl to take that into account to please the man.

Holst house wife a best

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971148
.!.

[Anonymous No.]

>Invading someone else's property
Have fun getting shot

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970956
>Hel
How many gods does that make? It seems like KC is serious about making a world guide dedicated to gods if he keeps introducing new ones each encyclopedia

>>16970984
Elf-Wight is actually a thing, that one guy must be happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971169
Are you some kind of newfag or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971170
>being an American
Have fun getting shot

[Anonymous No.]

Night terrors.

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>>16971161
>Holst house wife a best
They're perfect for that role. I can just imagine one in the housewife style of dress and protesting that she needs to finish what she's doing as you molest her from behind and whisper lewd things in her ear.
Even her conservative style of dress wouldn't hide the milk leaking from her.
>>16971170
Not if the farm owner is a succubus who runs the place as as an undercover match making service.

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>>16970393
Jinkos love to swim

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>>16971174
>Elf-Wight is actually a thing, that one guy must be happy
They always could be a thing. Any race can become undead and any zombie can become a Wight unless they already outrank them like dragons do.

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>>16971021
Reminds me of Taimanin Asagi

>>16971029
Their profile is a bit of an acquired taste
Not everyone can handle a violent rapists who only marries specific men and has exhibitionist tendendcies
Everyone loves her design though

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>>16971192
I aint afraid of no alp!

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>>16971211
>Taimanin Asagi
I need more Kunoichis and Ochimushas in tight space latex.
>>16971212
How'd you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971170
>Not being able to cut bullets or dodge them by jumping like in "funny" scenes
I bet you would get caught by the kobold gaurd.

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>>16971211
>Reminds me of Taimanin Asagi
Part of me really wants a monster girl in Yukikaze's outfit but that would mean associating MGE with such a thing.

It's a shame too because her design itself is 10/10 boner fuel.

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>>16971192
I wouldn't mind an Alp like that swinging by in my dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971224
No, seriously. What about that scrams Alp to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971222
I'd make off with the Kobold guard. Also out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971207
Didn't KC said that only the succubus family could become undead? I remember seeing something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971235
That got debunked and the existence of zombie dragon proves otherwise. It was just thread canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971239
Time for zombie lilims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971192
I already can't fucking sleep.

Are there any girls who give you the energy of sleeping without you actually falling asleep? Besides Liches, I can't think of any who could manage it and would agree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971246
A weresheep would fix your sleep problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971244
But lilims can't die :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971251
Yeah, but that would make him fall asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971251
I don't like sleeping though! Even though it's fun to snuggle, I like staying awake! Your options are much more limited while you're asleep in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971231
Only after the cow has been milked and is resting with my cum in her insides I would make my escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971246
With Barometz, you never need to cool your jets!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971021
An electician's worst nightmare

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971244
Personally I want an undead Anubis in a desert undead kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971269
How does the god of death die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971189
American or not, I don't see how it's okay to invade someone's property and do whatever you want there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971274
Loneliness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971269
A Pharaoh kingdom would count assuming her main inhabitants are Mummies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971269
>Desert Undead Kingdom
Mummies serving a Pharaoh, herself an undead..
Isn't that a regular Desert Kingdom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971279
Ah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971265
That little plant-sheep has too much energy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971276
It's to expand our lebensraum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971279
Poor Anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971269
>Anubis but cold
>But she is in a desert so she's hot and she has her fur
Nothing changes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971287
FINLAND FOR FINNS
GIVE BACK OUR CLAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963359
She's a Doppelganger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971292
Go away Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963830
>I don't want to be rude, but I don't want to be used a stepping stone to a better life.

Fucking Lich. There is no stepping stone.

YOU ARE THE BETTER LIFE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971280
>>16971282
I like to think it's a non-Pharaoh kingdom spawned from a Wight.
>>16971289
Since undead kingdom are pretty much always night, it would probably be very cold there, colder than a normal undead kingdom.
She's going to be desperate for hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963830
Time to rape a lich I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971304
Well you said Anubis so I was thinking about a desert kingdom but if we are just talking about a normal undead one then it's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971321
Undead kingdoms can pop up anywhere, even in the desert. There's no real set location for them.

I just want to cuddle her on cold desert nights and reassure her that she's not alone anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971021
>>16971211
It reminds me of Purple Heart from the Hyperdimension Neptunia series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971341
>neptunia monster girls
I'd love a Lich with the personality of Blanc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963830
>Cute guy asks Lich out.
>She says yes, excited to have met someone.
>He doesn't show up.
>A bunch of Paladins do, though.
>Everyone interested in her after that is just looking to meet a Wight or another Undead.

>>16971348
Give me a Heterodyne Lich or nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971348
>DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME FLAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971362
>Heterodyne
This sounds familiar. Girl Genius?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971310
Do not bully the Lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971333
I guess you could have it a desert undead kingdom as long as it's far from a pharaoh's domain, but then why would the Anubis even be there instead of guarding the pharaoh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971366
No leaning on the shelves!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971366
Why does this guy make his pictures so obnoxiously huge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971366
Bully the Lich! She deserves it, along with all the other uppity corpses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971363
Would she be mad if I appreciated her small breasts or would she be okay with it? Either way this is what made me want Blanc Lich.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlAyBKtKenU
It goes perfectly with this image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971366
Can rape really be called bullying with monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971269
Aren't desert kingdom mostly undead anyway?
The most common inhabitants are Mummies and the ruler is an undead herself

I'd absolutely adore an undead Sandworm and Khepris though

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971365
Exactly! Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology.

>Cute humming while she invents things.
>Fun to talk with.
>Makes THE PERFECT COFFEE! IN THE PERFECT CUP! Etc.
>Does actual research some of the time.
>Also does weird research, which she inflicts on anyone who bothers her.
>Assuming they make it inside.
>Home defense has never been so literal. Those poor Valkyries.
>Hot as hell.
>Also attractive, when she isn't on fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971391
It can, when you're rudely disrupting their experiments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971397
A Gremlin would be a better fit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971385
Just don't point that out when you're close to a Holst who's offering free samples of her milk.

Or she'll smash that tombstone on your head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971211
>specific men

Eh? Besides, it just seems a bit shallow to like an MG on her image alone.

It's not like we'd want MGs to judge us on image alone. Because then we'd all be fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971407
But they're so tiny! She'd be in constant danger.

>Out walking with your Gremlin Waifu.
>Great view from the top of this mech!
>You'll pay for the damages.
>Look away from her for a second to readjust the angle of one of the joysticks.
>When you turn back, she's being molested by Hellhounds.
>Toss your hat off the side of the mech.
>"FETCH."
>They fall 50 feet through the air, seriously injuring the pavement when they land.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971425
Son, are you drunk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971394
>undead sphinx, girtablilu and apophis
Yes please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971397
Meanwhile, I'm reading this and all I can think about is a DAMN good cup of coffee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971436
>Undead Apophis
What would even change?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971425
Dese dam flyin' Fiya Pooches, gettin' up on me mek 'n' molestin' me lil Grembo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971457
A more pale shade of purple and extra cuddle crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16963830
>>16971362
What is all this shit. This isn't even greentext anymore, it's borderline cringe material. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

I always imagine that bird type mamono always wind up trashing birdhouses, bird bath and bird feeders because of some really old instinct that stuck. Around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971461
So pretty much nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that it is very dangerous to bathe with your daughterus. Such an extended exposure to the sight of daddy's fully naked body will no doubt awaken urges in them no matter how young they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971492
Just direct those urges to one of her friends. It's especially useful for those that want daughteru in the childhood friend route.

[Anonymous No.]

Hiya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971525
Those are some cutie booties

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971525
What is that, a slimecubus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971492
Fuck, it's like you can't do anything these days without your little girls wanting your dick. Monstergirls are scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971534
Boots are so good. I'd beg my waifu to use magic just so she can wear sexy boots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971535
No clue, was hoping someone could tell me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971544
I wish mine could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971561
I'm not him, but I feel the same way anon.I really hope monstergirls would be able to figure out how to make cute, sexy boots for big meaty paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971561
Don't get me wrong, I really love normal claws but just think about how /fa/ she could become.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971570
Same man, I'd love to see my waifu in cute fashion. Maybe temporary polymorhing is the answer? I still love her paws though.

>>16971575
Exactly

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971415
I couldn't find the exact sentence I remembered but, perhaps the translation changed since the last time I read her profile

>Since they would presumably be able to increase their pleasure most through sexual intercourse, they want a male who will be best for them
It still implies that want husbands who will be able to have plenty of electrifying sex and withstand it all
Then the profile goes on to say that by having sex you will be able to withstand it anyway

Well, I stand corrected
I'm glad I was wrong, she is even better now

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971588
>Maybe temporary polymorhing is the answer?
I've always thought that polymorphing has always been a big cop-out, but I can't really think of any other ways stuff like that would work. I'd much prefer shoes and boots and other stuff that accentuate her natural comfy state of having paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971600
She would still need to learn polymorphing magic and that might take a while so I think it works nicely. She does it for you.

I think big boots to fit big meaty paws would be pretty stupid looking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971575
I think these will be the only pants they would ever wear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971604
>She would still need to learn polymorphing magic and that might take a while so I think it works nicely. She does it for you.
That does make it sound a little nicer, the thought of my waifu doing stuff for me and me doing stuff for her is the best.

>spoiler
I can't really wrap my head around what they'd look like, so you may be right. I still have hope though.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that you should NEVER drink the tea in Wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a greed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971622
Not even the Dormice molaces one?
I'd love to take a nap after a nice tea party

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971622
How dare you insult my mistress lady Hatter!
Just for that, I'll have her facesit me twice as long!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971627
Reminder that's is canon she has 500k offspring.

I still would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971607
I'd tell my waifu to not remove her pants, just lower them a bit. I have a thing for clothes.

>>16971613
They would definitely look weird, that's why I'd go polymorph route.

[Anonymous No.]

Giant Mouse giant pregnancies
Y/hellY

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971622
>drink a special wonderland brew
>black out
>wake up with a collar around my neck and having blown a jabberwock like a trumpet
>Years into marriage, she still jokes about the time we 'made beautiful music together'

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>>16971613
>>16971639
Looking at the Anubis, I can see a design that covers most of the foot but leaves the claws exposed, or at least covers them in a way that doesn't draw too much attention.
Personally, I don't think their feet are nearly as big as some people make them out to be. just Imagine your own shoes only about 50% larger and with the toe area twice as wide.
I can also see some interesting designs with that triangular shape. Really, anything that isn't a single solid color like freaking Mickey Mouse shoes should look fine.

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>>16971673
Shoes and monster girl boots would exist and maybe they can even look okay but not as good as human boots. Can't beat those.

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>>16971673
Or you could just get a girl that doesn't have disgusting slabs of meat instead of hands.

I just don't understand you paw fetish people. Your hands are an integral part of your humanity, allowing you to heal yourself and others, write, gesture, use tools, emote and so on. Being attracted to someone who's replaced their hands with tumors is like dating someone with elephantitus of the face

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>>16971673
I don't think paws are that big either. The only artistic example I can think of is one of KDF's recent requests with his kobolds together on the bed holding hands. They were smallish but looked fantastic.

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>>16971629
You'll find yourself buried in Dormice and the occasional Club Trumpart.

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>>16971696
Agreed. Humans are the best and most beautiful girls.

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>>16971696
>being this gay

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>>16971712
>You'll find yourself buried in Dormice
That's the dream right there
Big Dormice, small Domice, slim ones, chubby ones, every kind of Dormice all burying you in the cuddly softness

The club Trumparts are welcome too, they could read one of their favorite book to the Dormice

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>>16971696
>disgusting slabs of meat instead of hands.
That's not what paws are at all anon.

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>>16971714
At least they can wave without herniating their entire spine

>>16971732
Yeah they kind of are actually
Look at this shit
Girl has tbone steaks instead of fingers

[Anonymous No.]

So how many dimensions are there in MGE?
Human/demon, heaven, pandemonium, cat kingdom, fairy kingdom, wonderland?
What do you think is the best? Where would you like to live?

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>>16971696
>like dating someone with elephantitus of the face
[*muffled PC sirens in the background*]

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

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>>16971696
Well said.
>liking monster"""girls""" unironically

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>>16971743
There's also a Eurasia and north America "area" but they don't have many girls

And mgc if you count fannon.

I don't really know. I'd really like to explore the universe. Or, alternatively, work with one of the Egyptian girls because being part of creating a structure that has lasted several thousand years, maybe even influential enough that I'd get my likeness inscribed on the walls along with many other important people, would be the coolest shit.

I just don't like the idea of being forgotten.

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>>16971743
There's the normal dimension, and then you have Spirit Realms to break things up.

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>>16971745
What's a PC siren
I can only think of politically correct which doesn't fit super well in the joke

Am I having a stroke I feel like this should be obvious

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>>16971748
Yeah, I mean who wants to date a woman who's half dog? It's practically dating a furry.

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>>16971743
The MGE world seems so vast and interesting that the different dimensions look like side attractions
We will get a few more related to the gods and maybe one from the demons of chaos with an opening in the sea abyss

>What do you think is the best?
Wonderland is by far the most interesting, though Pandemonium and its stopped time is more useful

I'm enrolling in the sea army if that's what all the generals look like

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>>16971748
Well, human girls hate me, so it's as good as I'm going to get.

[Anonymous No.]

>le baiting hours

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>>16971765
Anon pls ease your shitposting

>>16971748
I like mgs, just ones without debilitating birth defects

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>>16971749
>There's also a Eurasia and north America "area" but they don't have many girls
Those are just regions like zipangu, not alt dimensions

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>>16971696
>Your hands are an integral part of your humanity,
You hit the nail on the head, what kind of monster girl fan wants a girl who is still distinctly human?

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>>16971785
I don't remember the demon realm being an alternate dimension, just really different.

>>16971786
So you're saying that your desire to romance something increases in direct proportion to how inhuman something is?
Might as well just shag the dog at that point

[Anonymous No.]

Oh yeah, it's the weekend now.

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>>16971782
With the NTRfag shitposting that's cropped up lately this is a little concerning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971815
It's not like we haven't had bait on weekends before, it's pretty much a thread tradition by now.

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>>16971696
When you look at big paws, you only see bigger not-hands.
When I look at big paws, I see better hugs.
Checkmate atheists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971696
>Your hands are an integral part of your humanity
U w0t
So fags with no arms are not humans or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971696
Do a flip faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971696
Imagine the oral (nasal?) from an Elephant Girl. And if she had multiple arms...

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>>16971714
>>16971748
I hope you're talking about 2D

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>>16971829
Hugs come from mutual affection, not large hands.

>>16971833
If you really don't think your life would be negatively affected by having no hands you're free to remove yours and see how it goes for you. Also it's deeply ironic you post Rin, who has committed a considerable amount of her life trying to replace her missing arms.

>>16971850
No.

>>16971856
Anon that is fucking disgusting please never talk about boogerjobs ever again

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>>16971877
You're in the wrong place to complain about paws and claws man.

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>>16971856
NOSE PUSSY.

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>>16971886
I love this image so much. The Dragon's expression is great.

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>>16971903
She is a good Chorogon cow.

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>>16971872
He's talking about you anon

>>16971886
I'm really not. Monstergirls needn't have gigantic hand tumors, paws maybe, but not tumors. This isn't even counting all the girls who just have human hands

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>>16971877
>he's THIS triggered about paws

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>>16971909
You haven't browsed these threads long have you.

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>>16971916
I am angry anon
Angry about paws.

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>>16971877
So people store their affection in their hands?
If I lost my hands, would I become cruel and ruthless?
More surface area + softer feeling = better hugs. It's simple math.
Double checkmate, atheists.

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>>16971916
Surprised this hasn't triggered paw spam just for shits and giggles.

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>>16971921
I'm addicted anon.
Addicted to paws!

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>>16971909
I agree with you, anon. another thing that's really stupid is wings and tails. How can you even love those things?

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>>16971921
Your senseless anger really makes me paws for concern.

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>>16971920
Actually I've been browsing these threads literally as long as they've been on jp.

>>16971928
You need help anon
Tumor paws is a serious medical concern, if gone untreated your wife will never be able to write again

>>16971924
Anon stop

>>16971930
Because they give you abilities in addition to the ones a normal woman would already have instead of taking abilities away.

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>>16971886
I love the vanilla dragons so much. It's hard to pick between them and undead ones.

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>>16971930
And scales. And fur. And slime.

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>>16971938
>Actually I've been browsing these threads literally as long as they've been on jp.
You're newer than I thought.

[Anonymous No.]

I honestly need a drink

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>>16971941
Dude, fuck monstergirls desu.

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>>16971940
No it's not. Vanilla is vastly superior.

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>>16971938
>as long as they've been on jp
So a newfag, got it.

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>>16971940
Vanilla is better looking but they're just kind of dicks. Undead ones aren't much of an improvement though, with the whole nothing but lust thing.

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>>16971938
I know it's bait. But my waifu can write and she has big huge paws!

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>>16971944
>Take a sneaky photo of your Dragon boss drooling into her coffee
>She finds out the next day
>"ANON GET YOUR ASS INTO MY OFFICE RIGHT NOW!"

what do

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>>16971938
But with wings they can't wear clothes normally and it's like a tumor on their back.

>>16971945
Paladin-chan is the best.

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>>16971942
>>16971948
High quality posts

>>16971951
Don't fool yourself anon she can barely lift up her arms

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>>16971959
Lurk some more, newfag.

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>>16971946
You say that but look how soft and cuddly the undead variant is.
>>16971950
Vanilla ones aren't dicks, they're just a little tsundere and become loving wives after you dick them.

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>>16971959
It's true, when you consider how long these threads have been a thing, that's pretty damn new.

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>>16971958
I don't think a fully grown wing, articulate and strong is anything like a useless clump of flesh. And most monstergirls either don't wear clothing or make their own. And a lot or the ones who do wear clothing seem to be eager to rid themselves of it. Hardly a concern.

>>16971961
KOALATY

>>16971964
They keep you locked up as a "treasure" anon, that's an awfully boring life

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I like the ushi claws. They can pierce the wall behind you and anchor both of you in place.

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>>16971892

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>>16971969
It really isn't tho. Jp monstergirl threads are at least six years old by now. In internet time, that's ancient.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if monsters would let me honorably fight for my freedom if i was captured in battle?

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>>16971964
I don't know anon. Sure, the undead can be extra cuddly but she is still boney and really cold while also only thinking about the D while Vanilla has her smooth scales, body warmth and that general feeling of being alive.

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>>16971981
I'm fairly sure the migration happened in at least 2014.

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>>16971983
I mean no not really

I can't think of one besides the salamander and lizzardmen, and even then they force you to marry them

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>>16971944
Why drool in a cup? Is she sick?

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>>16971981
>>16971986

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>>16971986
I distinctly remember the paladin vs dragon pizza thing started in 2015, and I swear Bob was doing his first cyoa stories before that.

Or maybe I'm having a stroke. It somehow feels resent and ancient. I don't even want to think about what I could have done in all the wasted time I've been here.

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>>16971983
Probably if you one of the left over guys after whatever invading force is out of single monsters.

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>>16971983
They would find you amusing and probably wreck you with little effort. If you lose you get carried home by that MG.

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>>16971990
Any monster would do, they just need to learn honor.

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>>16971983
Just make sure you could win.
and make sure your victory doesn't impress one of the greater threats.

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>>16971971
>They keep you locked up as a "treasure" anon, that's an awfully boring life
You just need to fuck them hard enough that they let you go outside as a reward.
>>16971985
I don't know, the whole only thinking about dick thing is kind of hot. That and I'm a slut for her skin colour.

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>>16972012
But what monsters are candidates for even learning honor, much less exercising it?

People in these threads like the fact that monstergirls are mostly carnal. It's either about fucking or getting fucked. These threads are like solidified lewd.

>>16972029
I'd much rather go out on my own volition, thank you. I'm not about to place myself lower than breathing condom. I might listen to orders from say, an Anubis, because they might actually think about what they're doing and why

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, muscle mummies can be defeated by massages

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972036
>These threads are like solidified lewd.

Does that mean shitposting makes us soft?

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>>16972049
I don't get it

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>>16972020
>Anon is captured my the monster horde.
>Requests to earn his freedom via combat
>Anon is pitted against a succubus
>The fight is a tough one, but anon ends up winning
>A lizardwoman and salamander almost jump in to fight anon next, but the lilim in charge stops them
"He has won his fight, let him go"
>They leave anon alone, but not before taking a long sniff of him, remembering his scent so they can fight him as a free man

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>>16972061
How does marriage through combat for lizzard and salamander girls even work

It doesn't make any sense, obviously defeating a lizard would be difficult for me or you, but what about prize combatants, athletes who's entire lives center around being really, REALLY good at punching people in the face?

If a salamander picked a fight with say, Harry greb, and predictably ended up as a little puddle on the ground, she wouldn't have any more credence to marry him over the other 248+ people he fought during his career

If he decides he has a cat fetish and decides to marry a nekomata, what do all the defeated lizzard girls do then?

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>>16971975
Kek.

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>>16972101
After a while they get sexually frustrated and settle for something less.

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>>16972120
Jesus somehow that is even worse, this is supposed to be our realm of fantasy, and even in that we can't escape the fact that someone has to get their dreams trampled on

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>>16972129
They change to each others preferences, so it's still eventually happily ever after. It's just more of a slow burn.

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>>16972101
They become fangirls.

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>>16972036
>These threads are like solidified retardation
FTFY

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>>16972159
delet

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>>16971613
Plus imagine she's one of the monsters KC mentions that just can't learn to do a perfect polymorph, so even though her feet change size they stay furry or scaly or keep their claws.

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>>16972145
So basically the only way to make the mating through combat thing work is to have lizard girls form harems, mating with whoever they are unable to defeat.

Therefore Harry could have a small collection of extremely skilled lizzard pussy and all the journeymen would end up with larger, less skilled harems

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>>16972145
There is an element of fatalism is MGE. Couples hook up in a way that flies in the face of what-if's. The central rule is that the ending will be happy.

At least that's how I see it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Minotaur to ride me until I beg her to stop, then slap me and ride me harder.

Wake up in her muscular arms as she cuddles me.

Then wake up in the morning, the only reason my lower body isnt sore as fuck and my cheek is not stinging with her handprint on it is because she rode me so hard I became an Incubus in one night, and see hee naked wearing nothing but an apron that shows off her muscular body, preparing breakfast. She then notice I am awake and meekly apologize.

A life awaits of nothing but eating, sleeping and having sex with a muscular super strong warrior.

Life is good.

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>>16972101
They just like good fighters. The credence they have over the other 248+ people, is that they're the first to ask for marriage right after.
How they react to his taste largely depends on the individual. Some may try to convince him with words. Some may try to get better and beat him for it. And some may just try to find someone else, especially if he marries someone else.
It's not like they're brainwashed by rapegenes the moment they lose.

[Anonymous No.]

Oppai Wight.

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>>16971742
>Yeah they kind of are actually
>Look at this shit
>Girl has tbone steaks instead of fingers

Have you ever touched a dogs paws? They are more than slabs of meat, pretty fascinating in structure actually.

Or a cat's for that matter. Observe how they use them, they are surprisingly dexterous (not so much dogs but KC's paws look closer to a cat's anyway).

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>>16972186
That's the life right there. I wonder what a big meaty musclemino would want to change in her incubized husband.

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>>16972159
delet this

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972186
this is a normal desire

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>>16972157
For life? Just never mating and spending their entire lifes fantasizing about something which is largely unobtainable to them?
So like us?

>>16972188
Actually being brainwashed by rapegenes is exactly what it sounds like in their profile

And just saying they're the first doesn't make sense either. I don't think greb is going to find himself motivated to bang one crumpled pile of blood and missing teeth over another just because she lost first

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>>16972101
This is why I think Lizards marrying weak anons is more common than you think.

I mean we KNOW per KC word that they will accept and train a weak guy to become her mate.

Is it really that hard to believe they seduce average joes with Lizard sex and then go "If you want more, you have to agree to let me train you"?

Or simply kidnap one and train him, like it or not.

Maybe Lizards training their husbands is the rule, rather than the exception.

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>>16971799
For clarification "demon/mamono/monster realm is just the name for any given habitat that's been altered to provide an ideal environment for monsters and incubi (what that means varying a bit depending on the nature of the monsters and incubi who live there).

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>>16972201
Dogs paws are very small in comparison to their body

I don't know how you didn't notice this.

Hell, in comparison to their limbs a dog's paw is several times smaller than a human hand is

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>>16972211
No, they mate and get a husband like normally, it's just that they respect the dude a lot. Don't worry, it won't happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972217
>the closest paws to this are kobold's
eeeeeh

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971903
>"Wow, I actually underestimated my chest size. That's not like me."

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>>16972036
>But what monsters are candidates for even learning honor, much less exercising it?

Well it might be "monster honor" but a number practice it. Dullahan, lizardmen, salamanders, ochimusa, soldier beetles, kunoichi, werewolves, etc.

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>>16972205
Make him smaller and thiner to have a greater constrast between his body and her huge minimum 7ft muscular body.

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>>16972101
Why would they need extra credence? They just need to know he is available and do whatever they can to convince him, including outright raping him (its implied their sexual skills can let them overcome even a man who is more powerful than them).

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971696
This is why claws with opposable thumbs are superior

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972029
>That one zombie dragon with hair over one eye
Really boner, this is what you pick up on?

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>>16972180
Or alternatively a man already married to a monster girl wouldn't be challenged by a lizardman or salamander in the first place, or at least not a challenge that would result in them seeing him as a husband.

And if he hadn't yet been claimed then chances are she'd have to fight the lizardman or salamander who is already obsessively following him before she could actually fight him. It just wouldn't be worth it a lot of the time.

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>>16972241
Would his hands get softer to be able to give her chiseled bulging muscles more heavenly massages? She may start getting off to just his caressing and kissing them mindlessly while oiling her up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972268
It's not a bad thing to pick up on, it can add a bit of mystery to a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Its a special day in Zipangu where anons are to give a flower to the MGs they like.

There is a warrior combat Inari that is pissed and sad because anons only go for gentle ultra femenine Inaris.

Will you ask her out?

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>>16972211
>For life? Just never mating and spending their entire lifes fantasizing about something which is largely unobtainable to them?

That's not what the profile says at all. It goes into some detail about what lizardmen do to get the men they target to take them as wives. Indeed it outright says there are "no limits" to the extremes they will go to (beyond the obvious limits that are rules for the setting of course).

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>>16972284
Yes, specially her abs.

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>>16972295
So she would rape the guy until he breaks even if he already has a wife. Good end for her I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

Do it for them, thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Today!
https://muchohentai.com/upcoming-hentai/zton-jingai-animation-beautiful-greed-nulu-nulu-episode-1/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972310
No, she would eventually face off against his arch-rival. The ensuing fight would awaken an even stonger lust in her, and she would completely forget about Chad Whatshisface in favor of Big McLargeHuge.

Outcome: Train go boom

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972321
I don't particularly like paws, but I think some of the girls who have them are great.

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>>16972213
I don't remember anything like that being in KC lore but it's been like a year since I've read her profile

>>16972260
I don't think greb, or any championship fighter, would take well to being raped. Expecially when most professional fighters are notorious womanizers

>>16972275
That doesn't make sense either because anybody could challenge a fighter and loose. It could have easily been a half blind salamander that lost to him

>>16972310
>>16972295
She'd get killed in the process.



I'm going to attempt to establish headcanon here by saying that it makes much more sense for lizzardmen to try to marry the last guy they were able to defeat in combat, not the one they were just unable to defeat, period.
That way you wouldn't have legions of mgs endlessly worshipping whoever is the wbc beltholder. Lizards would mate by their own combat capabilities.
This would also allow them to take the femdom/rape route that they were supposed to, Because they'd be able to assert themselves over someone they objectively defeated instead of just endlessly gunning after the same guy, steadily running out of braincells.

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>>16972321
I'd do it for less's paws. Those are of reasonable size.

>>16972221
From monmusu? Those are tolerable. And squishy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972321
I'm a slut for paws.

>>16972344
You mean you don't like the paws that are larger than the girl's torso? I am in agreement though, his paws are the best.

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>>16972341
>She'd get killed in the process.

And what is your justification for this? This is a world where soldiers routinely are seduced by their supposed enemies (including ones they are able to beat in combat). Never underestimate a monster's seductive abilities.

And if the warrior was someone who would just kill somebody who wasn't trying to kill him then he's probably not somebody a monster would fall in love with to begin with.

I don't see how the lizardman's style of mate finding wouldn't work out just fine 99% of the time in the context of the setting.

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>>16972355
Fuck off trying to push NTR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972321
It would be a joy to help the wife with the small things she struggles with like zippers, buttons, jewelry, bras clasps.
Plus it's cute how they have to hold drinks with both hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972341
I don't know who this Greb guy is, but he sounds like the kind of roid-raging foam-at-the-mouth psychopath that MGs would stay away from anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972365
Huh? What in the world does that have to do with anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972374
Read further up the comment chain anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972377
Again, what does that have to do with anything I said? If anything I gave a bunch of reasons why a man having a bunch of warrior monsters vying for him was unlikely.

And the post that "trying to push NTR" replied to didn't even imply the targeted man was in a relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

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>>16972323
Oh that's today? I hope it's not shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972323
>https://muchohentai.com/upcoming-hentai/zton-jingai-animation-beautiful-greed-nulu-nulu-episode-1/

Are you going to tell me where I can actually get it or are you just going to dangle it in front of me like a carrot you rat bastard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972365
Monsters don't ntr each other, they just make harems.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be an mge alchemist
>you will never have a cute shortstack imp who assists you by grabing ingredients off the shelves
>you will never sell hand crafted aphrodisiacs to newly wed couples
>your imp will never occasionally trick you by spiking your tea with your own creations

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972323
Oh shit that's the super vanilla one where they own a bar and farm together right? If so I had no idea it was getting an animation but holy shit I really hope it doesn't suck.
>>16972394
>dangle it in front of me like a carrot
Charon pls.

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>>16972385
>So she would rape the guy until he breaks even if he already has a wife. Good end for her I guess.
This is what was being referred to by the "She'd get killed in the process" post.
Fuck NTRfags. Don't give them even an inch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972344
From MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972298
>Big, massive musclebound minotaur wife is laying back naked as her incubus husband is dutifully scrubbing her abs
>He's running his soft fingers over them while gently squeezing each one individually
>she's trying to remain haughty but she can't help but be really fucking turned on by the special attention
>he leans forward and runs the back of his fingers down her eight pack and she clenches her mouth shut trying to hold out
>then he lightly, softly, and passionately starts kissing each individual ab while making little moans and grasping her chiseled sides
>She suddenly makes a very girly high pitched sound as she squeezes her legs together and her whole body flexes and tenses up, jerking a bit as she does so
>when he looks up her face is red as a blood cherry, steaming with intense both arousal and embarrassment
>She can't stand to look down and see his super smug smile as he leans down again to resume his ab worship
>She also can't bring herself to stop him
>Resolves she'll rape him 6x harder as punishment
>...after he's done of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972399
>>your imp will never occasionally trick you by spiking your tea with your own creations
Sabotage means a night or two in the cage for Imp-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972403
Ah, I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972409
She just wants her master to relax. Sometimes he works too hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972337
Either they mate in harems or they mate with the guy who they last defeated, there's no other way.

>>16972372
He's a foaming at the mouth roid rager because he doesn't like getting raped.
Oh mgg. Never change.

>>16972355
Some people don't like being raped. Seduction is another thing, but most reasonable people are going to see through that. It's perfectly reasonable to assume sooner or later an mg will charm someone, but charm isn't rape, which seems to be what a salamander/lizard's default is.

And most people would be plenty alright with severely injuring, maybe even killing someone who was attempting to give them the old YMCA deposit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972440
Or maybe it's because he willingly punches people for a living.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972353
I don't like paws that look like clumps of meat. Kc's monsters have paws that are just repulsive- they don't even have knuckles for crying out loud.

>>16972404
There's an mge kobold? I thought kobolds were lizards? Did you mean claws?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972427
She should know that tampering with delicate experiments will only cause more stress and less relaxation time as they will be spoiled and have to be redone. Bad Imp-chan will go in the cage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972405
Havent been this turned by a greentext in a while.

6X rougher? Excellent.

Cant wait to get fucked as she slaps me around with mamono mana charged pleasure inducing bitchslaps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972447
>There's an mge kobold?
Holy fuck dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972386
Ewww, butthole smell

>>16972445
Is sport really that alien of a concept to you? Furthermore we're talking about a species that breeds based on combat.

Are you trying to ret-con this whole conversation because some guy doesn't want to be held down and raped by some crazy flaming lizard chick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972447
>There's an mge kobold? I thought kobolds were lizards? Did you mean claws?
I honestly can't tell if you are actually incredibly new or jut really bad at baiting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972451
So if she helps you and is nice and non-disruptive will you let her relieve your stress with her soft plump tits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972447
>There's an mge kobold?
Wait a second. Hold everything. Do you mean t tell me you don't know what a Kobold is? Did you really just reveal that you're literally just coming here to shitpost?

If this is bait you need some better methods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972460
I'm not that guy you were talking to earlier.
I'm just saying it takes a certain sort of person to enjoy punching people enough to make it your career.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972462
Yes. If she's a good girl she can have some cummies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972447
>only coming to shitpost
Kobolds are a huge meme here dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972469
Never mind you don't get an Imp familiar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972458
>>16972461
>>16972466
>If someone doesn't have every mg memorized he's baiting
I just forgot about her. Didn't catch my attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972475
You had a good run, bud, but you went a bit too far with the last one.
Here's your last reply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972467
That's true, but boxing is more sophisticated than just street fighting.

It has history and heritage and class, even though it's still pretty brutal there's a reason guys like George Foreman are so well known and liked while Mayweather is hated. Because one is perceived as a classy dude and the other isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972475
That's a terrible excuse and you know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972475
>I just forgot about her. Didn't catch my attention.
If you were actually a thread regular like I believe you claimed to be she would absolutely catch your attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972475
Yeah it's not like anyone here constantly talks about them or anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972475
Nobody here just "forgets" kobolds my dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972470
I assure you, kobolds are not a meme, or at least not as much as the Cheshire or manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972473
Rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972475
Random question, what's your opinion on fucking your own daughter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16970215
Try iqdb or saucenao for the artist's page. He's got a couple of gross fetishes you might have to wade through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972470
>Kobolds are a huge meme here
Rude. Also inaccurate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972480
>>16972482
>>16972485
>>16972488
>>16972489
Quality posts. She's so well known she's got a whole four posts on danbooru. Yeah, she's really something alright. Definitely just as notorious as the cait sith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972493
The purest form of love naturally

>>16972502
Quiet he's trying to appear superior through baseless conjecture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972495
At least the spider isn't involved in any of that stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972508
>he doesn't even go to the wiki to check her gallery
Keep digging your pleb hole anon, you'll reach the other side someday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972518
Hmmmmm.... Muscle spider or chub spider?
Why must I choose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972508
Are you for real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972518
That spider is FAT and I LOVE FAT Monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972508
>Using danbooru to gauge the popularity of a girl on a 4chan thread
Nice joke anon, got a chortle out of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972508
>danbooru
Out of all the sites you could use for reference you use the one ran by tanukis and at the mercy of a handful of autists who care enough to upload stuff to a badly run booru.

The new wiki is the place you should really check for monster girl content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972508
get a load of this guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972533
There is absolutely nothing wrong with sites run by tanukis. They know what's good for you, boyim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972522
>>16972533
Wow. About thirty whole pictures. My, yeah, that's definitely up there with the Cheshire, manticore ext.

I mean, manticore only has about six times as much on the wiki alone.

You guys have created a meme based on a non-exist meme.

[Anonymous No.]

We should probably stop giving him (you)s.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop with the kobold spam, nobody would write the bitchboy story with the manticore replaced by a kobold, no one would get upset about less during artwork of a masochistic albino kobold, nobody would write a fifty some chapter story about a weirdo going on adventures with a 120+ year old kobold and another ghost kobold


And if you would you're weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972557
Is this the KDF defense force/bait force's latest technology?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972552
How bout you stop pushing
>Kobold is a thing no rly
Meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972560
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972571
Could be better desu.

[Anonymous No.]

Go hunting with a were wolf pack

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972579
But the werewolf pack is hunting you.

[Anonymous No.]

Can we go back to talking about salamanders or something

How bout we talk about fanon mgs that we think would be neat

What happened to that one native American guy/guy who knew a lot about native Americans and the other writer who were trying to write something about Louisiana alligator shortstacks? That was neat. Is native guy still around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972581
Not gonna lie, if a gang of muscled werewolves threatened to rape me till I couldn't move, I'd just lay down on the ground.

because holy shit I am done with this week, too exhausted to care what happens at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone else occasionally wonder what daughterus of the less-popular MGs would be like? I don't even see much mention of weresheep or cow daughterus.
What about Otohime, Ghandarva or Alraune daughterus? Valkyrie? Lich?
The possibilities are endless, and yet never explored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972588
>gang of muscled werewolves threatened to rape me till I couldn't move, I'd just lay down on the ground
Brilliant thinking, Sherlock. If you couldn't move from the get-go, they can't rape you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972590
i sometimes rather not since the daughteru dickers always pop up

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972599
I'd probably just sigh during the coitus.
I'm beyond caring.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone remember that pastebin story where the guy alps after having sex with his succubus sister? Trying to find it but without success.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972590
Lich daughterus would just be creepy. Reanimating mice, scaring the kids in school with talk about the afterlife, stuff like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972590
>Ghoul daughter who never grows out of sucking her thumb until her late teens

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fight in a swordsman s competition after being trained by my Dragon Onee san. Then, when we both end up in the final bracket, she can finally remove all previous constraints on her power and defeat me after a hard fought battle. Jokes on her. I get more respect from her, and get princess carried off the field. And our next training sessions will be even more fun and full of teasing. That and I get personal cheerleaders on the side. Waifus confused on who to cheer on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972605
>anon gets raped by werewolves
>lays on the ground when they leave him
>Little succubus walks by with her mom.
>"Mommy, why isn't that man moving?"
>"He's beyond caring dear, just let him lay there till he moves or the police come get him."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972579
Wolves chase the thing into the open and you kill it?
that would be decent teamwork

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972618
>Waifus confused on who to cheer on.
>Waifus

[Anonymous No.]

I need voluptuous ghosts, ittan momens, any sort of spectral girl
Give them to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972633
How about a kitsune-bi with an adult body and lovely filled out breasts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972590
Liches aren't that unpopular, atleast in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972590
Undead daughterus are a weird thing. They would probably need some cum pretty quickly in order to maintain their bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972632
Yes, and?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972653
They're not unpopular in any MGE community, Japan like them too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972632
Not everyone limits themselves to one fictional girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972653
When's the last time anyone has talked about Lich daughterus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972679
Not talking about Lich daughters doesn't make them unpopular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972679
I don't see that many daughterus species at all. It's mostly just "don't dick daughterus!" or KDF.

I do remember though that Salamanderfag with five daughterus and that dragonfag who wrote a bit about his.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972679
Not everyone needs to talk about daughterus, personally I love Liches but don't want kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972618
>3 tails
>Your 300+ year old adoptive momwife will never put on a cheerleader's outfit and come cheer for you at a school sporting event

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972344
>>16972353
I don't like .less's paws. Too blocky and square.
Monorus does them better. KC's more recent ones are good too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972399
I want this.

Imp assistants are the best, even if they constantly try to defeat you and take charge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972696
Are you me? I feel exactly the same way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972709
I'd just need to make it so my assistant can't beat me!

Just gotta keep sneaking her concentrated hathor milk potions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972679
Lich Daughterus means a kid died first. It's sad. It's even sadder because they'll forever be trapped in a kid's body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972709
>>16972399
Absolutely. Shortstack little mischief makers who casually suck and paizuri you just cause there's some downtime

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972711
Looks like its working very well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972717
And I'm not stopping there!
Gonna go till she can't defeat me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972713
Not necessarily. Undead MGs can have children in MGE, they just need a lot of SE to get the ol' womb going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972688
Anon, my opening question clearly called out that even popular girls like the cows don't get daughteru discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972709
>Have an army of Imp henchwomen, of all shapes and sizes, but in the same uniform you designed for them.
>They serve you most of the time, but they start plotting and spreading the idea that they could overthrow you. Insubordination begins to start.
>Call a meeting and bring them all to a room with a giant TV.
>Once they're there, turn the TV on and start flicking through channels, explaining the people inside tried to overthrow you at some point, but you trapped their soul within the television.
>Imps are visibly sweating and looking shocked, one Imp faints.
>The next they they're back to work with no complaints, good Imps for months.

[Anonymous No.]

Hathorfags are just as annoying as fatfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972710
It's just that the reason I'm drawn to liches is because I enjoy the thought of being secluded and hidden away in quiet area of an undead kingdom with one.

Just me, her and lewd experiments and she's not the type to talk much unless necessary. Having daughterus would kind of ruin that fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972706
Since when does less have blocky paws?
Can you post what you mean?

Mono is bretty gud. His hands aren't huge but are still pretty big, so whenever I request anything from him I always ask for him to keep em small.

[Anonymous No.]

The monster girl nobody asked for

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972746
Eh, I'd be fine with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972746
Selkie are good hunters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972746
She's just some asshole in a sleeping bag

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972757
She's the Human girl from your village. She heard you like Monster Girls, so she's disguising herself as one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972757
I'd bang her asshole while she sleeps if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972761
That's cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972746
I'm happy, that anime-ish shading you're doing lately does wonders too.
>>16972757
I'd stick it in her asshole in a sleeping bag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972761
That's actually really cute and endearing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972746
Barb is getting gud with cell-shading

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972709
Imps, devils, familiars and pixies are the ideal assistants. I like my help with a side of treachery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972772
I'm calling my Head Imp 'Starscream'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972772
Lewd treachery?
What outfit would you make your impish assistants wear?
>>16972776
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972776
>This coffee is cold! You've failed me for the last time Starscream!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972746
>Can live underwater and on land without needing wheelchairs or magic
>Cold resistance
>Confident and warm
>Hunters
She's basically just a better Mermaid.
Also, something about her just feels really fucking himedere for me. Probably that gorgeous blonde hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972746
Looks really nice, gj barb. Selkies deserve the love, especially for the reasons presented by >>16972783

[Anonymous No.]

The doctor will see you now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972746
Cute, but still a Selkie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972811
Will she stroke my head and tell me everything is ok?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972811
The doctor is cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972811
Instead, I think I'll just go home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972825
Nonsense, let her listen to your heartbeat.

Ba-bump... Ba-bump...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972811
Why is she making that face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972836
She was supposed to stay at home because she's in heat, but she came into work anyway. That's dedication!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972746
Hot fucking damn
Barb was already based but now that he has that cell shaded style going on he elevated his art to a new level

That Selkie looks tasty as fuck, if you don't want to lick the salty sea water off her body there is something very wrong with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972836
She's running a fertility test on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972833
>she detects my arrhythmia

And here's where I'd expect her to crack a joke about my heart skipping a beat because of her presence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972844
Wait. These things go into heat?
That's horrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972851
But it gives them away, if you're in the wilderness and find a cave, but a thick, heavy scent is coming from it, along with love fluids pooling on the ground, the cave is probably not safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972868
>it gives them away
But chances are, if you're close enough to notice, you're too close to escape.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to find the village of the muscle spiders and no one is going to stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972875
That, or you're already standing on the Trapdoor Ushi's trapdoor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972879
No one's going to hear from you ever again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972833
I don't trust her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972879
I'm going to find a nerd Ushi and nothing will stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972887
Then they'll know I've found heaven!
That or gotten kidnapped by oppai loli ushis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972892
That sounds nice.
I be she reads trashy novels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972896
She reads just the worst but instead of bullying her I'll take care of her fluff while she reads cheesy novels out loud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972908
>Combing spider mofu while she reads trashy romance novel.
Sounds romantic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972891
Don't worry, she's a follower of Eros.
She's just has problems with understanding the whole "personal space" thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972811
Hahaha no piss off

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972912
I'll start with the spider legs and slowly go up, at some point reaching her messy bed hair where I can attack her ears from behind and rub her arm fluff before I nibble on her ear and remove the seal with my mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972932
Sounds good.
She may crouch down low to the ground to relax

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972966
If she does that I won't resist massaging and making her kinky fantasies come true.

I was initially not going to lewd her, but ushis are great and I have been loving them a lot lately for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972706
I dunno, look fine to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972991
Honestly the three finger thing annoys me the most

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972984
Maybe this sudden rush of love means I got husbandoed by one. What a great wishful thinking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972811
That is one lovely spidercow and I want to put a ring on her, uhh, claw? Horn? Pedipalp?

Where do you ring spidercows?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972991
I personally find them pretty hideous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973049
you give her a seal of your making with your wedding vows inscribed on it

[Anonymous No.]

Guess who's getting animated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973049
You try to throw and hoop a ring over her horn like a carnival game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973059
I find your opinions pretty hideous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973063
Cool!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973063
Old news, someone said it was supposed to be out today though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973064
Now that is a cute thiccfu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973060
That really sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n-V9QreHEI
It is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973080
*that's

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972833
>tfw doctors have trouble listening to my heartbeat equipment
Am I gonna be ok doc

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973095
Even with equipment*

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973063
It's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973063
>horse pussy
Cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973086
>fingering on youtube
They like living dangerously it seems.

Looks promising and vanilla though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964347
this would be interesting and perhaps a slightly funny and cute story

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973086
>You can now watch centaur fucking on youtube
What a time to be alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973063
But how am I supposed to get it now that Nyaa is down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964340
Well he is worthless

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973115
Tokyotosho exists and many people are using it as a back up option until the people working on a full fledged replacement are finished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973086
Wew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973086

That voice damn near made my ears bleed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16965500
>ShortStackBigAss.com
my new favorite website

[Anonymous No.]

>>16964340
>Hellhound grabs anon's head and holds it close to her chest fluff
>"Don't let anything that scaly bitch say get to you, you are not worthless, you're my everything. I want you to give me all the daughterus"
>Hellhound marches out to the front of that lizardman's yard the next day while princess carrying anon in her hands
>proceeds to fuck him until she impregnates her right on her lawn
>"Oh anon!~ give me your strong daughterus!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973153
Definitely my favorite of that bunch followed close by TenderLovingDomination.com

Though my absolute top is MomsterKnowsBest.com

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973155
Until he* impregnates her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973059
Wut
Y tho

>>16973159
Wolftamer is better

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973155
Bad writing is bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973164
What kind of content would they have on WolfTamer? It makes me think that it's of wolfus being dominated. Sub hellhounds maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973063
>the squid girl is getting animated

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973169
Yup. Why else do you think I suck shit at it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973175
hellhounds along with other demons and fiends can be found in Damnation and Forsaken

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973186
>No monstergirl ASMR site for helping lonely anons get to sleep.
>It's not even lewd ASMR, it's stuff like them whispering loving things while cuddling or talking about their day or shit like that.
>Some of the videos are just monstergirls chewing gum.
>There's an option for subscribers to potentially win dates with the girls that could grow into something more.

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly, even if there was MG porn available after the portal opens, I'd avoid it. Hell, I'd avoid fapping in general. Imagine telling the women or woman you're pursuing (or convincing to pursue you) that you haven't touched yourself for months trying to win their affection. It would probably help matters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972746
How do Selkies capture men anyways?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973196
I need this

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973164
It just looks like the worst of both worlds to me. I think she'd actually look better with normal arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973196
>Hellhound ASMR
Oh lord I need this. I don't even know what they would say, but I don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973198
I see what you mean anon. But probably just confessing your love to an MG is enough. They're different from humans afterall, and there's probably not a lot of competition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973209
>Special Hellhound ASMR kit
>comes with built in heater so it feels like she's breathing down your neck with that burning air

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973198
I doubt they'd mind either way to be honest being sex-driven monstergirls with no sexual taboos

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973211
I dunno. Maybe it's just my personal perspective speaking. I'd need more than a simple confession to win my Waifus hearts. I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973209
Keep in mind it wouldn't be lewd ASMR like that one kitsune one where she unambiguously gives you a handjob with a happy ending. It would be something to gently lull you to sleep.
https://youtu.be/1wUDTkOzLQA
If you're interested in what I was talking about go to 22 min 20 sec.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973209
>hellhound asmr
>natural fire crackling sounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973233
I find all the squishy noises to be more weird than anything else. So why do I have this boner?

I imagine Hellhound ASMR would involve calling you all sorts of pet names, and lots of heavy breathing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972746
Ehhh Selkies are just OK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973253
Because your listening to the sound of a lewd fox giving you a lotioned up handjob while molesting your ears with her mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

Dumb story idea incoming.

>Waifu notices Anon has been out of sorts ever since he arrived.
>Takes him to a Mindflayer hopefully she can cure him of what's ailing him.
>However, it turns out that Anon is suffering from homesickness, specifically vidya.
>Anon mind starts to drift and starts bombarding the mindflayer with Outlast, SOMA, F.E.A.R., S.T.A.L.K.E.R. and Rainbow six siege.
>Anon winds up leaving the session refreshed.
>Mindflayer however is whimpering in the corner having vietnam war flashbacks despite not knowing where is Vietnam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973261
>Those games
Low tier. Mostly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973261
Yeah man
videogames
hope my bombshell gorgeous monstergirl wife enjoys me worrying more about videogames all day than doing stuff with her and my life at large

[Anonymous No.]

you pissed off your redcap nee-san what do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973269
Anon, you'd probably get homesick and miss the simple things in your original life if you were whisked away to the MGE world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973175
Bit of both.
The best shows are on Fridays when they try to get the biggest, most alpha looking hellhound, put a collar and muzzle on her, then find someone who she was putting the moves on, (usually some scrawny, short dweeb with a bowl cut) and let him rail her in whatever way he wants. I self insert, I won't lie.

There are a lot of reruns on old recordings, but that's okay. Gotta be patient. After that one recording of a football Capitan getting "proactively married" by a kid who looked like the lovechild of nelville longbottom and 13 year old Justin beiber got posted, I'm not surprised the big girls are getting cautious. He made her join the chess team and everything.

>>16973208
It's probably just the three finger thing. They do look a bit square with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973274
I strongly doubt I'd have time to worry about trivial time wasting things like that given the circumstances, but I'm also not addicted to the stuff, so

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972366
Her tea always stays hot in her paws

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973272
Try and at least get in a position where I can eat her out as she stabs an brutalizes me
If I'm lucky snag a tiddy too

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973272
I ate her pudding knowing full well what she would do to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973272
Compliment her voluptuous hourglass figure while backing away!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973282
That might be just you, but some of us enjoy vidya, also you'd still miss being on the computer though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973268
Stalker is fucking excellent you capitalist fuck

>>16973272
Pull a gun or call the police I guess
Or call her something like Rudolph.
Hehehe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973272
I grab a demon silver sword and cut the rage out of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973279
Preferably this kind of muzzle

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973272
Is that halberd based off of anything in particular?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973200
Selkies are the Yetis of the sea, they capture men in big hugs with their mittens and warm them up in cold waters

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>>16973296
Stalker is the only good game on that list.

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>>16973272
>Redcap with a different weapon than her rusty cleaver
I don't know why I never thought of it
Halberds are for Ochimucha warlords though

>you pissed off your redcap nee-san what do you do?
I looked at Sabbath porn yet again

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>>16970594
>nighounds
Holy shit kek
On a side note would you still love your waifu if she was black?

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I was at the Onee-Sabbath right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16972475
>(You)

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>>16973433
Although there is some humor to them swinging a large hunk of metal around, it's not very subtle or suitable for sneaking up on prey.
Always figured a knife or dagger would suit them better for ambushes, and once they have someone subdued, they can test out their whole collection of sharp things at their leisure.

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon! Thank you so much for agreeing to help me practice for my Traditional Elvish dance recital!
>You've always been such a great friend to me, I wish there was some way to make it up to you!

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>>16973434
Do I look like I browse pol?

>>16973453
What makes people reply to old posts with shitposts?

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>>16973466
>once they have someone subdued, they can test out their whole collection of sharp things at their leisure.
That's reserved to masochist Kunoichis

Redcaps with smaller weapons are much more scary
I can easily see her stabbing you over and over and over again with her rusty kitchen knife while laughing maniacally and listing all the perverted things she is going to do to you

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>>16973479
>tfw no exotic Elf Dancers in your city.

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>>16973480
>black hellhound
>so black she's purple
Top laff

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973233
God damn... I need more.

That second half hit me like a fucking truck... First time in a while I've wanted this to be real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973479
https://youtu.be/XtGoYxdRoUo

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>>16973441
I agree. They're so tender and gentle. And the Baphomets have both stunning butts and breasts. They can do paizuri unlike those regular sabbath heretics! I want a Nee chan dammit.

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>>16973497
In the morning she gets up and yosh's to herself in the mirror, knowing that she is the thiccest and soon her childhood friend anon will notice her!

[Anonymous No.]

>Haahn? I'll tell you when I've had enough to drink you damn brat.

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>>16973487
It's a travelling troupe, anon. Gotta make sure you watch for when they roll through.

[Anonymous No.]

It always starts with one Elf.

Then there's more, and more.

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>>16973502
I wanna get squished against them all as five different onee types invite me to watch a movie with them on a single bed.

[Anonymous No.]

Just rediscovered the shark girl greentext.
Anyone remember it?

Has its ups and downs I know but it had a sort of dreary melancholy about it that you don't find in mg stories, even if it did break out the trope stuttering at the end.

... Does anyone know who wrote it? Here's a screenshot.

I'm kinda on a nostalgia trip. What stories do you guys remember in particular?

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>>16973519
I want to drop a socially awkward Anon on Elfplanet and see what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973510
Goddamn cakes getting drunk every night and trying to molest me.

I hate this job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973520
What movie? They'll sneak in gropes regardless.

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>>16973519
Good.
I want to be surrounded by elves just like >>16973479 this one.
Can you imagine all of the forced rape they'd induce? You'd be minding your own business and the next thing you know you're raping a thick elf who's begging you to be gentle, and you don't even know how you got there.
I want that. Badly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx-NN-Hae90

This one is even longer and more lewd.
The nips play it fast and loose with youtube.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973519
Well of course there's more, that's how breeding works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973536
Also what are the five types of nee sans? I know there are more than five Onee MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay anon its time to see how much of a bad enough dude you are.
>have socially awkward friend
>he alps
>never had a relationship
>confesses to you with a flower for some reason
>stands outside your house with a boombox playing >https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
>break bro's heart or take it one step at a time.
>inb4 you already have a waifu
>inb4 cyoa
Gotta be ready for when the portals open.

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>>16973613
>Having a friend
You lost me.

[Anonymous No.]

What does the Yeti see? Why is she being pulled away?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973525
Aaaaugh god damnit will one of you please tell me who wrote this it's driving me insane

I just tried to find it on pastebin and I found one of the guys stories but not this one, and I'm not sure if hoarderanon was even the original guy who wrote it.

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>>16973654
A shortstack Wendigo getting fucked in the ass.

Clearly.

[Anonymous No.]

Would your daughterus have stuffed animals anon?

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>>16973535

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>>16973692
Ma'am you've had too much.

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>>16973692
Those damn bigwigs! Gettin sloshed when they should be working!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973692
I just want to pick one up and wrap her into a hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973596
The mysterious 5th variety eludes me, but I suspect her tits are huge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973675
Wendigos don't need to be bullied like that, they're nice abominations

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973706
Is there one that's flat - or at least small breasted - with a big butt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973706
It's the secret 'Imouto Onee-san'. Only obtainable by Titanias or very weirdly overdeveloped other Monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973712
Yes, but things get weird when somebody takes a good look at one in the mountains.

I mean, wouldn't you vigorously fuck one up the butt, or anywhere really, against a pine tree after seeing a cute and warm deer thing following you around?

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>>16973721
It hasn't been documented in the wild.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973706
What is the fifth I wonder? Some sort of paizuri connoisseur?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973732
This is the only cute and warm deer thing for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973744
Well, Whitehorns are just the best in general, though. I just want to rub my face in their fur.
Wait, what the hell is a Wendigo exactly then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973729
I want imouto oneesan Bapho hugs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973734
Neither was the giant squid until somewhat recently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973519
>Elves

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>>16973790
Are for sucking the ears of while fingering?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973721

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>>16973751
A cannibal demon basically, personifies evil and the taboo of human cannibalism among other things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973790
I really need to finish Higurasi. Still on first disk.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you comfort a Tanuki that gambled all her money away?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973863
Native American legends have some crazy stuff.
Good thing MGE Wendigos just cause you violently rape them after seeing their body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973875
A spanking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973882
Skinwalker monster girl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973886
I'm not sure whether to feel terrified or aroused about the idea of a dark skinned monster girl who transforms into other animals chasing me down and trying rape me.

[Anonymous No.]

I just realized a name I used like three years ago got added to ELH's filter list. That didn't feel good.

I also just realized ELH is still doing stuff. I thought he got chased out of the threads?

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>>16973946
How long have you been AWOL? ELH still posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16973946
Why would ELH be chased out when he actually contributes to the thread with stories and commissions as well as the maintenance of the Wordpress?

There's far more worthwhile targets to chase out like Bob, Shoggocks, Alp, KDF because he's a fucking degenerate, and (You)

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>>16973975
The last times I visited multiple threads in a row was Augustish 2016 and January of this year.

I remember specifically people hating him in 2016 for some sort of blog drama

>>16974013
See above. People were really, REALLY mad at him from 2015-16. Don't ask me why I never talked to him. He was just this odd figure that updated the master list and occasionally insulted people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974025
ThisIsBait.jpg

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>>16974032
I'm telling the truth anon.

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>>16974025

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>>16974035
Literally what part of that is bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974013
>he's angry

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>>16974052
Not so much angry as wondering why this is even being discussed in the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974052
Didn't elh stop maintaining the wordpress for at least six months in addition to the masterlist?

If I'm wrong correct me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974061
Years even.

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>>16974060
Because I know for a fact a significant group of people were very angry with him some time ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974060
Not so much about ELH as the other things you mentioned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974060
Because it's some shit-stirrer try to cause drama. Likely from TFT if their admin's rant the other day was any indication.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974076
Anon stop with the Boogeyman complex I was genuinely curious.

Answer or ignore.

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>>16974106
I'd wear a waifu hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974106
Kiyo please.
Ryus are supposed to be gentle.
Holy fuck this event is amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974106
w-what's that on his face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974150
a smug waifu

[Anonymous No.]

It's been raining all week.

Anons, what would you do to pass time with your waifu on a rainy day?

Looking at you, waifufags.

[Anonymous No.]

Will you, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974173
I always liked the rain.

I usually open my door up so I can hear it, and lie facedown on my bed cycling through whatever character I wish existed that day

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>>16974178
Would gladly lick those abs, work my way up to her lips, and give hr a kiss.
Gonna get her on a minomilk diet till she is a tank with wings.

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>>16974180
I remember there was a window on the ceiling of the room I stayed in when I visited my grandparents and I always loved just laying on my bunk and listening to the rain.
It's soothing.
I want to experience that with my waifu.
Just laying on the couch playing games and listening to the rain.

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>>16974173
>tfw craving subway
>got some coupons in the mail for their paninis
>drive into town to get a panini
>town is totally flooded
>subway totally cut off
I normally like rain to, but sometimes, man...

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>>16974188
Some nice, quite time with the woman you love.

Sounds cozy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974188
You gotta go find her then anon because even if genetic engineering progresses enough in our lifetime, it won't be used for mgs. damn scientists will use it to treat cancer and regenerate limbs and other useless shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974173
Maybe I would play something boring like chess or card games. Maybe just lay down to cuddle and roll around all day.

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>>16974173
Apart from the obvious fugging, trying to drag her outside for a walk through the forest would be really nice if the rain was light enough. She would probably resist at first since she wouldn't want to get wet, but I'm sure she'd eventually give in and we would get to spend some nice time together. She would not be happy if her tail got wet, though. She'd be pouting the entire time I dried it for her.

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>>16974188
I want a shortstack tanuki to sneak into my bed in the morning of a rainy day.

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>>16974173
Rain is the comfiest anon, though my daughteru and my waifu to some extent would be afraid of it. We'd all huddle together under the covers of our big family bed and hold each other tight, and I'd be sure to give them lots of pets and other physical affection while we listen to the storm outside.

Another thing we'd like to do when it's raining more lightly is cook hot food and eat it together, maybe even as a picnic on the bedroom or living room floor. Pasta, rice, soup, comfy time foods like that.

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>>16974173
Most of my time would be spent inside studying and cooking anyway. The outdoors are for testing things that will probably explode, the rain wouldn't really stop us from testing such things.
If anything, it would only encourage her.

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>>16974178
She looks ashamed. Perhaps I'll give her a reason not to be...

Starting slow, until she's squealing in agony before I can even reach her bosom.

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>>16974199
Just the two of us slumped over the couch playing video games on a lazy rainy day as the raindrops pound against the roof.
Ironic that she's a Demon because that sounds like Heaven.

>>16974211
Why wouldn't she be in there already?

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>>16974250
Probably because she hasn't made me her boytoy yet.
She paid a kunoichi to pic the lock and just decided to join me when she saw I was still asleep.

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>>16974239
That's the proper way to do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974254
>Pays to sneak into a human boy's house and rape him.
>Snuggles him instead.
Cute!

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>>16974290
Exactly.
She'd snuggle beneath the covers and get her tail on us both.

I probably wouldn't even mind if I woke up first.
The levels of comfy I would be in would be legendary.

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>>16086687

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>>16974290
Kunoichi don't care as long as they get paid.
Consummate professionals.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, remember that muscle oneesans are cute!
CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974303
sweater traps are a devious advancement of monstergirl seduction technology!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974303
Took anon eight months to get inside.

What a nice feeling to know that I was ther one that got that latenight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974303
I want this.

[Anonymous No.]

So its been about two weeks since the last profile release. Any bets on what the next one will be? MGE 1 remake? Sickle weasel? All new girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>Go to Zipangu on vacation. Not a weeb, just into hiking and travel.
>Don't get raped. All the girls are really polite, and you stay away from the aggressive ones.
>Come home after a few weeks, phone full of pictures and legs about to give out.
>Collapse into your bed the second you walk through the door.
>Wake up feeling substantially better. All your aches are gone.
>Your blanket got softer overnight. And someone meticulously perfumed it so you'd like how it smells.
>Realize something is pushing into your back, and whatever it is probably threw your blanket on the floor.
>Yeah. You're cocooned in tails. How many?
>You count seven before the thing behind you shifts in her sleep, causing them to gently pull you tighter against her.
>"Hello?"
>The only response you get is a cute speech about how big your dick probably is. She's still asleep.

Do you wake her up?

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>>16974316
I like when they also cross their arms behind your neck/head so that you can't escape.
Not that you would, but it's the thought that counts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974329
See if I can steal a kiss, and see what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974329
I'll just go back to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974329
Who is she what is she doing in my house

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>>16974334
She's going to return it, and some of her tails will start creeping down your body. If you're not careful, you could get lovingly fucked.

>>16974340
This is one of the best levels of comfort anyone can attain. I don't blame you.

>>16974347
She's a friendly Inari thanking you for donating to her Shrine.

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>>16974323
>MGE 1 remake?
Better be a redrawn lilim. Regardless of all the bullshit that has happened around, the profile's tits are showing their age already when it comes to KC's art improvements. I really want to see what the KC of these days draws the closest thing to the Demon Lord, truth to be told.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974329
[x]Touch fluffy pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974303
She needs even bigger knockers to pull that off.

[Anonymous No.]

The true bedtop threat is the ittan momen. Structurally indistinguishable from your normal sheets, she waits patiently in ambush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974316
I was surprised to discover that this artist is an english speaker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974316
If my Waifu gives me a handjob like that, I'm marrying her again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974379
With a cute little 3 face and her butt unconsciously wiggling behind her.
I'd make her think I didn't notice she was there before suddenly jumping right up and belly flopping on top of her. Because she is the cutest and the best.

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>>16974361
I meant one of the 5 remakes from the English MGE 1 that haven't been posted on KC's site yet. I highly doubt KC will remake any of the older girls until after those remaining 5 are posted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974380
you got a link to where they post their stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to squeeze lemon juice inside a Baphomet's vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974390
Would you 'fold her sheets'?

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>>16974401
I'd do everything imaginable with a Ittan wife. I'd fly her around on my shoulders and give her the happiest life ever. And yes, I'd wrap her up real good during sex. I'd give her all she could take and then some!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974397
Mean.

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>>16974393
Gimme a sec.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974415
It'd be my way of helping her start that lemonade stand she's always dreamed of starting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974393
Alright here.
https://warmsoftfuton.tumblr.com/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974416
Those are some fantastic heavy-style boobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974420
ta anon
have a fox

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that the supreme leader of the Mamono Lord's Army is a baphomet who is over 1000 years old and still has no husband. Who will step up to prove themselves to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974421
They must be swollen with milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974429
Why would I want to?
Maybe there's a reason she's a thousand year old virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974423
That fox is lewd, why is she so lewd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16971021
>that one succubus villain who keeps acting out just so she can get a stun baton shoved up her snatch

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974436
It comes naturally to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974436
That's like asking why this water is wet.
The answer is that it wants your penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974420
There's some top tier chounyuu in there, thanks man

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974441
But she's super lewd, the kind of lewd that only happens when a man blue ovaries a Demon for years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974360
By breaking into my house and sleeping in my bed?

A letter would have sufficed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974448
No problem, bakunyuu is blessed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974472
Ho god desire to hug and watch cheer intensified

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974193
Get that shit outta here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974450
Well that's what you get when nobody's even seen your shrine in a good hundred years, and then some guy gets lost and stumbles right in.

[Anonymous No.]

Would Monster Girls get interested in sports? Those superhuman physiques would make for some amazing feats.

>tfw no genki kobold softball player with her long hair tied back in a ponytail through her ball cap
Something about that hairdo is so appealing to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974323
If it's not the weasels I'm going to be extremely disappointed. They were the last profile I was really interested in, and it was kinda annoying to have them be skipped over twice while KC makes whatever changes to their profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974498
I wonder what you could get her to do (or what she'd try to do of her own volition) to get you to stay with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974429
I would climb mountains.
Stand through the blistering deserts.
Dodging yeti's through snowstorms.
Trek through hell itself.
And once I arrive at this 1000 year old bapho, I will place a good little sister sticker on her forehead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974521
This is how you get handed off to one of her subordinates.
That really obnoxious one who has been pestering her and trying to be her friend outside of work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974533
Her loss if she doesn't an older brother.
Would explain her 1000 year old virgin status

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974303
DELIVERED.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974503
Showing me genuine affection and love would definitely be the best way for her to get me to stick around (or bring her home with me).

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974261
Like this >>16963970

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>>16974503
She'd probably go to every length to make your stay as enjoyable as possible. And once she calms down a bit and is less afraid of causing you to leave, she might make some moves on you.
They may be... a bit awkward, though. It's not like she's had much practice talking to others.
Also, wow, the path leading into the valley has vanished. Weird, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974533
That's a shame. I would've hugged the fuck out of her in front of the army just to make her flustered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974565
It's more fun to do that with the stern, stoic second-in-command anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974561
>"Hahaha! Yeah, there did used to be a path out of the valley before, how'd you know? You must be some kind of historian! I think that's cu- uh, its hot- um, its... its great! No, no, I mean, it IS hot, haha, you're hot, is um, what I meant! Uh, m-more tea?"
>Could you please stop deathgripping my wrist so hard? Its starting to bleed.
>"Hahahah! It is! My bad! Myyyy baaaaaad~!"
I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974570
The better question is:
Who is the 2nd in command?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974575
Probably the first familiar she created. Baphomets are into nepotism, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974588
Fair enough.
Probably won't be one of the races I'd like though

[Anonymous No.]

Can anyone suggest a good piece of writing? My tastes are pretty unusual. I want a description of what it would be like to hold hands with different species and how they react. Bonus if they mention how it feels (e.g. soft, leathery texture of paw pads, plush, downy feeling of harpy wings etc.) Not even for a hand fetish, I just love vanilla that damn much

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974614
>plush, downy feeling of harpy wings

Harpies have basically zero down, as all that is on the main body. Wings are flight feathers, so it's much more like grabbing a broom or a kite.

And now you know why kikis are naturally disposed toward brooms.
Flap flap
Sweep sweep

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974630
Looks like jubjubs have the smartest adaptations after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974630
What about on the leading edge where it's just fuzz and not feathers yet? What would that feel like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974639
It's not fuzz on the leading edge. It's all overfeathers. You know how aerodynamics work right? Keep them freud numbers low.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974648
I did not know that.
>ywn learn how the fuck things fly with your harpie waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974630
I still want to rub them. I bet they would feel nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974655
>your honeybee waifu will never teach you the secret of how her people fly

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974638
jubjubs are softsoft

I bet MGC would have some kind of fabric softener with a cute little jubjub mascot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974664
>fabric softener with a cute little jubjub mascot.
World's Softest

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974570
You couldn't ask for a more dedicated or clingy wife.
She's the type of girl to throw herself sobbing into your arms because you stayed out late and she was beginning to think something happened to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974676
Huggably Rapeably Soft

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974664
But which brand gets the rape stains out of my clothes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974572
You couldn't ask for a more dedicated or clingy wife.
She's the type of girl to throw herself sobbing into your arms because you stayed out late and she was beginning to think something happened to you. Then she spends the remainder of the night riding you senseless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16974664
>The Red Queen's JubSoft Fabric Softener! Now with 90% more fluff inducing fruit extract!
It'd probably actually make the fabric softer too unlike actual fabric softener which is just a thin layer of slime or whatever.