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Good morrow, MONGRELS ^___^ I’m Gilgamesh and I'm the unquestionable king @_____@ of heroes <3 and one adores Gates of Babylon!!! Alright so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my eternal life when I met my hot waifu Saber!! <333333333 OMFGZ SHE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^

When I traversed onto Tokyo street =^____^=I looked up and saw…SABER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!
“ WHAT LUCK, TO MEET SUCH A DELIGHTFUL LADY ON SUCH A DREARY NIGHT !!!!!” I yelled n____n then she turned chibi then un-chibi!!
she looked at me [:3] and then she saw how awesome the king of heroes was *___* she grabbed my gauntlet and winked ~w^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HER TOUNGE TASTED LIKE TEA AND CRUMPETS!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw an atrocious underserving mongrel watching us and I could tell he was undressing her with his eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled “SHIROU YOU MONGREL, THIS IS MY WENCH WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH RIN CAUSE KING ARTURIA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then Saber held me close =^____^= and said she would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to her fortress and engaged in CG dragon dueling all night long and made enough mana to destroy the entire surrounding mongrel populace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^________<)

>> No.1695119

first post XD

>> No.1695129

But... BUT YOU'RE A WOMAN TOO!

>> No.1695139

In before Tsugumi.

>> No.1695138

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK

>> No.1695141

>>1695112
== staring blank while pouring water in a glass that is already full of it*

>> No.1695142

in b4 50 replies to the OP's post

>> No.1695180
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1695180

Kakkoii hanashi mongrel

>> No.1695185
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1695185

this thread

>> No.1695195

dammit, why do they want to pair Saber and Gil?
What kind of homolust is that?

>> No.1695200
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1695200

Troll score: 5/10, entirely for the excess emoticons. And yet, I find myself wanting more Gilko x Saber.

>> No.1695204
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Omg hai ^___^ I'm Archer and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ swords <3 and my favs are bakuya and kansho!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my past self!! >_______________< OMFGZ HE WAS SUCHHHH A FREAKIN BAKA IN PERSON!!! Supa baka desu!!!!!!!! When I walked onto school grounds -____-* I looked up and saw... SHIROU!!!!!!!!! </////////////////////////////////////////////////33333!!!!!!!!!" KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA BAKA SHIROU!!!!!!!!" I yelled n_____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!!he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;] and then he saw how strong I am *___* he looked startled and ran away into the school building o_o and when I found him he was all covered in blood!!!!!! [OMG!!! IT LOOKED LIKE SPAGETTHI DINNER WITHOUT SPAGETTHI !!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then my baka master, rin, came in and told me to follow lancer while she brought him back to life!!!!!!!!!! [ -___________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (O_O);;;;;] so I yelled "UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT'S MY PAST SELF, WHY DON'T YOU FORGET ABOUT HIM BECAUSE IM GOING TO KILL HIM!!! (ｷ ｷ )" then shirou stared at me furiously >______< and said that this was the only path and he had no regrets!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to his Ilya痴 castle and fought all night long!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^__________<) ^______________________^;;;;;;;;

>> No.1695205

I'd fuck girl Gilgamesh no matter how KAWAII DESU she is

>> No.1695219

>>1695204

6/10

>> No.1695222
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>>1695205
Supa supa kawaii desu

>> No.1695225

>>1695204
Fuck. I felt something when reading this.

>> No.1695233

>>1695222
hey baby, I hate mongrels too. Let's go plunder each other like food and women leisurely.

>> No.1695234

>>1695200
>>1695219
Lurk moar. It isn't a troll. It's a variation of a classic copypasta all of you should know.

>> No.1695245

>>1695234
0/10

>> No.1695248

Good morrow you filthy mongrels,
Unquestionable king,
Heroic fame,
hundreds of swords.

Gilgamesh' power is international,
his hatred rational.
Women and children you all.

Traffic light,
gushing wind,
a foe has appeared.

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1695286

>>1695204

>> No.1695314

>>1695248
GensokyoMan, is that you? Or are you the Alice rper?

>> No.1695475
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1695475

Gilko x Saber homolust

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