Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Thu Apr 27 19:52:49 2017 No.16931867 [Reply] [Original]

Monstergirls are the best for bringing back smiles!

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 19:53:48 2017 No.16931872 I really enjoy BIG FAT CAT TATS.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 19:54:11 2017 No.16931873 To reiterate >Some really high octane Kikimora. Oh fuck yes, battle Kiki.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 19:54:22 2017 No.16931874 File: 587 KB, 2263x1600, doromes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] muddy hugs are best

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 19:54:42 2017 No.16931875 Cute Kobolds are for pets!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 19:55:01 2017 No.16931877 File: 275 KB, 858x800, Terrible person.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] “I pour itching powder down people’s collars and hug them so tight all they can do about it is squirm!”

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 19:55:12 2017 No.16931879 File: 1.18 MB, 1057x1501, 1493337312931.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that when your waifu asks for a meal, you don't actually have any say.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 19:55:58 2017 No.16931884 >>16931873 I bet she'd fight with the Ochi maid daily.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 19:57:21 2017 No.16931888 >>16931884 Oh I bet she's better than the Ochi maid.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 19:59:48 2017 No.16931895 >>16931879 You do if your waifu is a "civilized" MG. Of course, even they can only wait so long.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:00:50 2017 No.16931898 >>16931877 Nice meme dude.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:01:28 2017 No.16931899 >>16931877 Stop ruining yetis with this shitty forced meme you sperg.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:01:57 2017 No.16931901 >>16931879 >Ushi Oni asks for a meal >You assume the position >She just sighs and says she meant steak and A1 sauce

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:02:12 2017 No.16931903 >>16931872 Would you want a busty genki Cheshire to pop out of places to hug you?

Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:02:23 2017 No.16931905

>>16931879
That's pretty true. If she comes home stressed there's. There's nothing I can do if she grabs me by the collar, drags me to the bedroom and takes what she wants. Well when I say there's nothing "I can do" that's a lie. I can fake protest but that usually fades when she starts giving me a nice reach around.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:03:38 2017 No.16931910 >>16931903 You know it. That and maybe a chubby, himedere weresheep with a large bottom.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:06:10 2017 No.16931915 >>16931877 It is getting annoying when I want to talk about Yetis but people just bring this up. Probably time to stop, man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:06:50 2017 No.16931919 >>16931903 But of course. They're on my list of top tier girls, especially when they pop out of nowhere just to kiss you when you least expect it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:07:35 2017 No.16931920 >>16931915 This. It's becoming commercial anon-tier.

Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:08:20 2017 No.16931924

>>16931910
>Chubby Genki Cheshire and Chubby Himedere Weresheep team up to protect anon's smile.
Is there any way you'd ever be sad again if you got surprise hugs all the time from two cute ojous?

>>16931919
I'd bet she's the type that loves kissing your neck during sex.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:09:12 2017 No.16931926 Which lilim has the best ass?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:09:35 2017 No.16931927 File: 881 KB, 1200x1078, monstrous.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16931895 >"civilized" MG Pleb. Get yourself a big scary dragon, now there's a real man's wife.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:09:53 2017 No.16931928 >>16931926 IASSa

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:11:08 2017 No.16931933 >>16931927 Those twintails are unfairly cute

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:11:55 2017 No.16931935 >>16931924 Nope. That right there is heaven.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:12:31 2017 No.16931937 Who is better at cuddlesex, Weresheep or Yeti?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:13:06 2017 No.16931939 File: 581 KB, 2048x1442, fluff.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16931937 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:13:46 2017 No.16931940 >>16931933 Aren't they? Wife is best.

Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:14:27 2017 No.16931942

>>16931915
>>16931920
>being compared to commercial anon
That's not entirely fair because at least I understand anons are getting pissed off with it and I'm not going to invent some boogeyman to justify continuing this shit. I'll stop posting it, at this point I was only doing it out of autism anyway.
I wasn't the only one posting it so hopefully the other anons will stop too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:14:32 2017 No.16931943 >>16931939 Oh no! It's the cuddle bullies!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:15:21 2017 No.16931946 >>16931939 Haaaa Now THAT for me is the real dream. Those exact precise two girls. But they gotta have the booty too. I'd give them all my SE even while sleeping!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:15:26 2017 No.16931947 >>16931926 Ilassa is queen of ZR and ass

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:16:08 2017 No.16931948 >>16931942 Unless he speaks now he'll probably try to keep pushing the autism.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:17:29 2017 No.16931951 >>16931946 It's definitely a combination that's greater than the sum of its parts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:19:09 2017 No.16931959 File: 548 KB, 1000x1250, 795a2135aa9b92f70b70fbe3461c5a72.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > "I want a man that wants to feel protected by my muscles."

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:21:03 2017 No.16931964 >>16931942 Huh, a reasonable anon. Now if only we could get KDF to agree to shut up the thread might improve a little.

Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:21:13 2017 No.16931965

>>16931939
>"Yaaaawn... hey anon... we were just... mmmn... gonna take... a little nap..."
>"Yeah, would you likes to join us Anon? You look really tired..."
>"We've... been looking... for someone... to use as... a sleeping log..."
>"Uwaa?! You don't know what a sleeping log is?! We haves to take him in now..."
>"Yes... time to lay down... anon..."

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:21:19 2017 No.16931967 >>16931959 And I want a wife to fill with kids and to cuddle me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:21:44 2017 No.16931968 >>16931942 Thanks, man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:22:55 2017 No.16931973 >>16931951 Agreed. Honestly that would be my #1 bigamy relationship. I'd happily rate it toppest of tiers if we could just find a suitable environment/living situation where we can afford to just sleep and laze almost all day long.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:28:48 2017 No.16931997 >>16931973 Sounds like a green demon realm would be best. Crops are easy to grow there and don't require constant effort, with the optimal comfy environment. Eternal night in dark demon realms instantly disqualifies them. Poor napping material.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:30:11 2017 No.16932002 I wish I could delete pastebins for shitty thread celebs

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:32:25 2017 No.16932007 x is best girl

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:32:37 2017 No.16932008 File: 3.57 MB, 2755x3250, Tiger_Girl_vs_SJW.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder to your SJW friends: > Dont criminalize anons to fuck with 7ft to 10ft martial artist muscular tiger

Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:32:45 2017 No.16932009

>>16931997
This is very true. Not to insult sleeping, far, far from it, but a proper nap occurs during the daytime. I'm sure my wives would sleepily yet sternly nod in agreement.
I'd probably hire some anon and his waifu who are into doing farm stuffs to help with the harvest. I'm certain there are some here who would love that. We'd make our money with weresheep+Yeti wool blankets. 'A comfy night sleep, guaranteed'

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>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:36:03 2017 No.16932024 >>16932015 Oh dear.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:36:23 2017 No.16932025 >>16931965 The real question here is how does one actually 𝑒𝑠𝑐𝑎𝑝𝑒 the sleep pile? Every time you wake up, one or the other is ready to ride you again, everyone ends up tired, and it's time for another nap. It could go on for days!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:37:32 2017 No.16932030 >>16932025 >It could go on for days! That's not nearly long enough.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:39:08 2017 No.16932034 >>16932030 If you get up and it's a different season than when you started, it's officially been Too Long.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:39:16 2017 No.16932035 >>16932025 At some point you begin to exist outside of your body.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:39:17 2017 No.16932036 >>16932002 My stories aren't that good so I guess you could delete it

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:40:31 2017 No.16932040 >>16932008 This kinda makes me want to see a dire jinko attempt normal dating.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:44:30 2017 No.16932046 >>16932034 >"Uwa! Hubby, Sheepy, wake up wake up!" >"Whoa... Yeti... bad words..." >"I know, I know, but look! Snow! Lets build a snowman!" >You went in the bedroom at about 4:00PM >Three months ago

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:51:09 2017 No.16932069 Always masturbate your kikimora daily to prevent her from having lewd thoughts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:52:28 2017 No.16932072 >>16932046 >Pick up a local newspaper >"Have you seen this man?" >It's you.

Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:52:49 2017 No.16932076 [DELETED]

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Okay folks. I have a deal for you. I don't feel like writing on some of my current projects, but I do feel like writing today, something small, just a few thousand words long.

Here are the rules.

Give me a girl and a general scenario. Any species works; you can even invent a new one. Smut is fine, cute is fine, adventure, mystery, horror, action, whatever. No writefag OC's or settings. No named MGE characters (i.e. Druella/Queen of Hearts/etc.). No fanfiction in general (EMG etc.). You can only be disqualified if you ask for fetishes inappropriate for the thread or something that makes no sense.

First reply that ends in 7 that doesn't break the rules gets their story, to be delivered by tomorrow. This is a good opportunity for a personal fantasy or to give a forgotten girl her day in the sun.

Step up and claim your prize!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:52:53 2017 No.16932077 >>16932069 Sorry to ask this, but how do I masturbate the Kiki?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:55:40 2017 No.16932092 >>16932076 How about this. The anon who goes to visit the soldier beetle in the woods everyday and always brings a basket of apples for her? No lewd smut! Just cute! I really like this kind of contest

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:56:29 2017 No.16932095 >>16932077 Stick your fingers in her pussy and play with her clitoris.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:57:29 2017 No.16932098 >>16932076 How about a story of a Nureonago meeting and falling in love with her husband? Something nice and comfy for a lovely, but forgotten girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:58:49 2017 No.16932101 >>16932077 Before she goes to sleep you go into her room and help her simulate herself. If you don't she might slack off and not do it herself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 20:59:16 2017 No.16932103 >>16932095 Do I just sit her on my lap or go up behind her while she's working? Can I get her to sit on my face and squirt directly into my mouth as I eat her out and she squirms while moaning "m-mastah~..."

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:00:03 2017 No.16932107 >>16932036 Get gud faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:00:36 2017 No.16932110 >>16932076 Adopted Demon daughteru dicking.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:01:12 2017 No.16932113 File: 601 KB, 1337x1920, 6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16932024

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:02:22 2017 No.16932114 >>16932076 The baby-crazy Lamia from the Monstergirl Refugee program being in a face-to-face interview with her prospective husband.

Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:02:38 2017 No.16932115 [DELETED]

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>>16932076
A recently excavated shortstack Automaton engaging in sexytimes with her Mastah and performing the sex acts Automatons are described to perform. Plus things you like seeing shortstacks do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:02:47 2017 No.16932116 >>16932076 MILF mode Dullahan and her husband's daughters are off at a sleepover for the night so they get real fuckin' lewd, sweaty, and kinky trying out headplay stuff with his big incubus cock. What can I say, I'm here for lewd.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:03:44 2017 No.16932121 >>16932103 No, that would give her the wrong idea. Just use your fingers, or a dildo if they prove to be ineffective.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:04:31 2017 No.16932123 >>16932076 Give your balls a tug and write something cute with a Cait Sith in it

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:05:44 2017 No.16932126 >>16932076 Pharoah monster gets knocked up by her adopted son when he's old enough. Passionate daughteru making smut

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:06:31 2017 No.16932129 >>16932076 Giant Lava Golem fertility goddess takes a man as her 'tribute' and permanent husband.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:06:47 2017 No.16932133 >>16932121 The wrong idea? What idea is this giving her? >>16932101 Can I do what I said I would? Sit her pussy on my face and eat her out until she squirts?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:07:08 2017 No.16932134 >>16932076 Medusa healing a blind man

Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:09:10 2017 No.16932142 [DELETED]

>>16932076
Anon traveling to a desert Hathorite Kingdom town and being accosted and roughly gang paizuried by the local temple priestesses for insulting Hathor by pouring Holy Hathor milk in the street in front of them because anon is not a smart man and thought a bunch of cowgirls would be easy to bully.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:09:33 2017 No.16932143 >>16932076 Oppai loli Ratatoskr stalking a man all yandere-like.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:10:42 2017 No.16932148 >>16932143 A ratatoskr story would've been swell.

Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:11:10 2017 No.16932151 [DELETED]

>>16932076
A man is summoned into the mge world by a succubus nerd of some kind. The succubus is awkward and shy, but the anon is totally fucking stoked. The anon actually has to guide this weird succubus into totally vanilla sex at least at first and takes charge in a way that is more like instructing than actual domination. In the end they realize they're both looking for a loving relationship and settle down. Maybe if you want to throw in a twist the succubus is actually a lilim but that isn't important

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:11:21 2017 No.16932152 >>16932143 Gonna cuddle that squirrel. Gonna play with her chest.

Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:11:32 2017 No.16932153 [DELETED]

>>16932076
Bored, retired Pharaoh goes on hilarious misadventures through the modern world dragging her uptight, naggy Anubis advisor along with her. In a vintage muscle-car.

The Anon protagonist is just some random schmuck she ran over at a crosswalk and decided to kidnap so he wouldn't blab about a highly respected former monarch running a red light.

Lots of scenes of Pharaoh trying new, "Peasantly" things and finding she might actually like them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:12:02 2017 No.16932154 >>16932103 >squirt into mouth Ew.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:13:03 2017 No.16932161 >>16932076 Creepy Yandere March Hare

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:13:24 2017 No.16932164 >>16932133 Seeing her master give her oral sex would only give her very lewd thoughts and consider her master to be fine for sexual fantasies. But simulating her with your fingers from behind will let her now this is strictly professional.

Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:13:24 2017 No.16932165 [DELETED]

>>16932076
A encounters a Jinko in a forest, he cant resist the temptation of touching those abs. This makes the Jinko get into mating season. He try to resist the rape, which cause her to get pissed and use her martial arts to beat him up and trash him until he accepts. Then rapes him and makes him her husbando.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:14:20 2017 No.16932168 File: 284 KB, 1012x1096, 1488509967473.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16932076 Shortstack monarch mouse minister.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:15:50 2017 No.16932177 File: 56 KB, 700x700, 1480237182248.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where the fuck are the 7s.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:16:23 2017 No.16932181 >>16932076 Gorgeous yet shy Cupid has a huge crush on suave, debonair Anon but thinks she has no chance with him. In reality, she's the only girl he feels nervous around and they finally end up confessing and fucking SMASHing like animals

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:16:30 2017 No.16932182 >>16932177 YOU FOOL! YOU WASTED IT!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:16:34 2017 No.16932183 >>16932177 You messed it up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:16:35 2017 No.16932184 >>16932177 SmugFaggotCat.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:16:40 2017 No.16932185 >>16932177 What 7s? Your dubs?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:16:46 2017 No.16932186 >>16932151 >>16932076 I'm tempted to try and request something with futa just to make everyone salty, but I'm just rerolling this. It was never said it wasn't allowed, so I'll assume it was

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:16:55 2017 No.16932187 >>16932177 ...I'm glad I didn't quote anything.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:17:07 2017 No.16932188 I want to wrestle a loli hellhound down in bed and fuck her in lewd positions while she can't do anything except be on bottom, run her mouth and climax.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:17:11 2017 No.16932189 >>16932177 How could you

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:17:20 2017 No.16932190 File: 115 KB, 366x295, 1491110133030.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16932177

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:17:37 2017 No.16932191 >>16932187 Welp.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:17:44 2017 No.16932192 >>16932187 Now you're just being an asshole.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:17:48 2017 No.16932195 >>16932187 ugh

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:17:59 2017 No.16932196 >>16932186 Don't be that guy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:18:49 2017 No.16932198 >>16932182 >>16932183 >>16932184 >>16932189 I mean I deliberately didn't quote the guy just in case. No reason mine should count.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:19:27 2017 No.16932199 >>16932076 Anon gets into the jinko jungle, he is forced to become the muscle slut of all the Jinkos.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:19:37 2017 No.16932201 >>16932196 >>16932198 look at this shit. A mod is fucking with us

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:20:03 2017 No.16932205 >>16932198 It doesn't. But it's still crazy nobody has hit it yet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:20:18 2017 No.16932207 >>16932186 Do it. I wanna see fire.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:20:20 2017 No.16932209 >>16932177 Fucker

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:20:39 2017 No.16932210 >>16932207 shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:20:52 2017 No.16932211 >>16932076 Futanari Succubus corrupting a Paladin because fuck the thread, I want to see it burn.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:20:55 2017 No.16932212 >>16932177 The fucking chances

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:21:01 2017 No.16932213 >>16932186 You've already disqualified yourself.

Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:21:33 2017 No.16932216 [DELETED]

>>16932076
A encounters a Jinko in a forest, he cant resist the temptation of touching those abs. This makes the Jinko get into mating season. He try to resist the rape, which cause her to get pissed and use her martial arts to beat him up and trash him until he accepts. Then rapes him and makes him her husbando.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:21:46 2017 No.16932217 >>16932211 What did these threads do to make your bum so sore?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:21:47 2017 No.16932218 >>16932076 Anon goes about his day as the husband of a Queen Slime who has grown to resemble an entire medium to large town.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:21:47 2017 No.16932219 >>16932213 I had already lost

Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:21:48 2017 No.16932220 [DELETED]

>>16932076
Sole survivor of a plane crash gets rescued by a Scylla. However, the PTSD and survivor's guilt cause him to lash out at her attempts of affection. Heartbroken, she swims off, and the guy tries to go after her. The waves are too powerful and hes dashed against the rocks, gravely hurt and nearly drowning in the process. She saves him again, physical and emotional healing ensues, which turns into something more.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:21:50 2017 No.16932222 >>16932076 Werekittens trying to ambush their oniichan.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:22:21 2017 No.16932226 >>16932076 Werecat that lactates like a Holstaur.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:22:50 2017 No.16932228 >>16932217 oh my god.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:23:27 2017 No.16932229 >>16932216 You're just repeating the exact same thing as before. >>16932076 This whole thing was ill advised and retarded, just pick your favorite or the one that sounds the most interesting instead of blowing up the thread with rolling.

Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:24:05 2017 No.16932232 [SPOILER]

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>>16932076
6-7 year old Kejourou gives Anon a lock of her hair for his 8th birthday because her mom said that a Kejourou giving a lock of her hair means they'll be together forever. Unknowing what the gift means Anon accepts. Years later they are reunited and he still has the lock of hair. He explains he didn't know what the gift meant at the time, but thanks to it he was rape free for all his life since he was claimed. They agree to take each-other's virginities after dating for some time.
Then daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:24:12 2017 No.16932233 >>16932222 I don't think your quads qualify...but at least they were checked.

Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:24:18 2017 No.16932234 [DELETED]

>>16932076
The tale of a boy who, in a world where tales often woven of Valkyries with gentle smiles softly guiding and instructing the heroes of tomorrow with kind words and gentle encouragements... managed to get stuck with the one Valkyrie with the personality of Chesty Puller on a metric shit-tonne of cocaine and whiskey who was having none of that nancy-boy shit. Specifically, because all the other Valks wanted cute, innocent shota boyas to lead around, not some punk street-kid who actually kinda LIKED to fight.

His opinion on the matter matters very little, Marine-Valk likes him. And she's gonna make hero outta him whether he likes it or not.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:24:29 2017 No.16932236 >>16932076 Chuuni ushi showing off to an anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:25:20 2017 No.16932240 Fuck you leatherman

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:25:49 2017 No.16932243 >>16932076 Oni wrestling anon that turns into lewds

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:26:32 2017 No.16932245 >>16932076 Lizard girl and her crush duel on the fencing strip.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:26:55 2017 No.16932246 >>16932076 A pair of houris surprising their husband with some dancing!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:26:58 2017 No.16932247 somebody is laughing at us

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:27:44 2017 No.16932255 >>16932076 Write a Lilim you fucking flaming faggot ass Alp motherfucking fuck fuck fuckity fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:27:47 2017 No.16932256 >>16932076 Are we allowed to reroll? If so I'm rerolling for >>16932232

Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:27:50 2017 No.16932257 [DELETED]

>>16932076
> Any species works; you can even invent a new one.

Okay:

Name: War Rabbit

Extremely muscular Rabbit, mutation of the Wererabbit MGE. Chocolate brown skin.

They are huge, minimum 7ft. They are experts at martial arts. Martial skill of a Hinezumi and Jinko, strenght of a Dragon.

They roam the lands looking for weaker men, when they find one they will force him to fight her and beat him up. After this however, they get hot and rape the man they just beat up.

Basically like a Hinezumi, but they get off on the guy losing rather than winning.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:28:03 2017 No.16932258 >>16932247 JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:28:44 2017 No.16932259 >>16932229 It's actually pretty fun. Unlike most rolling games in here, there's an actual prize and all the failures can still be used to start new conversations on stuff. >>16932247 Why you gotta jynx it motherfucker? >>16932257 FINALLY

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:28:45 2017 No.16932260 >>16932257 ugh and domestic abuseshit wins

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:29:07 2017 No.16932262 >>16932076 Give me something about Charybdis and her husband. I'd say make it smut.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:29:21 2017 No.16932265 >>16932257 About fucking time, now I just hope that guy delivers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:29:26 2017 No.16932266 >>16932076 Make it a futa story.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:29:26 2017 No.16932267 Bush pilot encounters a variant species of Sandworm living in the Great Kobuk Sand Dunes of Northwestern Alaska.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:29:30 2017 No.16932268 >>16932257 Sweet now I don't have to worry about reading it Hot garbage

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:30:06 2017 No.16932274 >>16932257 It's terrible.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:30:23 2017 No.16932278 >>16932257 shit taste. consider suicide

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:30:23 2017 No.16932280 File: 1.39 MB, 3174x1896, 1481773280967.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You're really growing up, it's time you learned about the birds and the bees >Birds? Bees? >Ah, well, the stretchy meat and the spice rub

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:30:34 2017 No.16932281 >>16932257 I like the idea as a sub. But fuck does it sound trash.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:30:35 2017 No.16932282 >>16932257 >This guy again He's so transparent its sickening

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:30:55 2017 No.16932284 >>16932076 Write about me and my dragon waifu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:31:18 2017 No.16932288 >>16932257 >7 ft muscular husband-beater Into the fucking landfill.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:31:34 2017 No.16932289 >>16932257 I'd hit you if I wasn't worried you'd jizz on me

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:32:05 2017 No.16932290 >>16932257 So if I put a bullet in my head, will it have the same effect?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:32:13 2017 No.16932291 >>16932257 >>16932282 It's the guy that thinks Hinezumi, Lizardmen and Salamanders are 'ruined' because they would force him to actually make an effort in life, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:32:20 2017 No.16932293 >>16932257 >7ft shit with abs Well, you did get the seven.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:33:01 2017 No.16932296 >>16932291 Yeah, positive. And he blubbered like a fucking whale when people suggested Ochimusha might be interested in their lord having some ambition in life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:33:41 2017 No.16932300 File: 1.20 MB, 1200x1280, Lich58.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw I was late for her labs

Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:34:04 2017 No.16932304 [DELETED]

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>>16932076
Guy wakes up next to his Oni aunt. Naked. Then she wakes up, too.

Comical shenanigans ensue. Because they're actual adults with lives and jobs and shit to do and now apparently they're having a damned kid.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:34:13 2017 No.16932307 >>16932280 Daaaawww. I really liked that little greentext about the Wendigo daughters 'singing' at a Christmas carol event and the crowd going insane, but the momma and papa happily swaying along to it all cute and parenty-like.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:34:18 2017 No.16932309 >>16932280 >>Ah, well, the stretchy meat and the spice rub That's adorable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:34:21 2017 No.16932310 >>16932076 >>16932267 Forgot to hit reply before I posted...not that it matters since someone already got the 7 ahead of me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:34:39 2017 No.16932312 >>16932296 What if my ambition is to build a dynasty with my Ochimusha? >>16932300 Looks like Lich Sensei is mad at you for skipping class.

Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:34:42 2017 No.16932313 [DELETED]

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>>16932267
>>16932257

Writefag here. I'll do both of these since it took so long for people to hit it. Really liked that squirrel idea and some of the kitten stuff too. Oh well, that's the luck of the draw.

Technically, neither of them would win though. One doesn't have a scenario with the girl and one wasn't a linked reply. That gives me some freedom with the rabbit story though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:35:12 2017 No.16932318 Never thought I would actually win. If you like, you can have instead a femdom Jinko story. I can delete the post as proof its me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:35:28 2017 No.16932319 >>16932296 >>16932291 Told you people the patheticfagging was going overboard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:35:31 2017 No.16932320 >>16932300 That's a good way to be made to clean up the classroom.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:36:02 2017 No.16932321 >>16932318 Could you just delete yourself instead?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:37:00 2017 No.16932327 >>16932313 Aha, much appreciated. Yeah, I fucked up my post and forgot to reply to yours. I'll be more alert next time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:37:02 2017 No.16932328 >>16932321 alright listen he apologize there is no reason to keep being hostile

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:37:19 2017 No.16932330 >>16932319 Nigga I was right there pissed about it too, ended up shitting up a whole afternoon when that happened.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:37:27 2017 No.16932331 >>16932300 Lich teachers would be so boring, I'd skip their classes all the time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:37:56 2017 No.16932333 >>16932328 The allies wouldn't have stopped even if Hitler apologized.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:38:05 2017 No.16932334 >>16932331 How so?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:38:40 2017 No.16932336 Interesting start to the thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:38:53 2017 No.16932337 >>16932300 Definitely one of those "I fucked up" moments, as your life flashes before your eyes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:39:30 2017 No.16932340 >>16932330 My bad. Why must we share something as good as monstergirls with that sort of fucking filth

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:41:01 2017 No.16932345 Alright guys my original post was half joke and I dont know why the fuck you are even attributing to me posts I never made. I arrived here 3 weeks ago.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:41:52 2017 No.16932346 File: 698 KB, 857x1100, 1490817102630.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can monstergirls polymorph their monster bits away so long as they can suppress their lust while doing so?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:42:22 2017 No.16932348 >>16932346 Yes but why would you want them to outside of just access?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:42:48 2017 No.16932353 >>16932346 some mgs can morph certain bits, but I haven't heard shit about lust

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:43:04 2017 No.16932356 >>16932345 >Admits to being a newfag who doesn't lurk >I-I-It was a joke guys! If this is an elaborate bait I'd like it to end now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:44:07 2017 No.16932362 >>16932334 Their monotonous voice and the subjects they teach would put me to sleep.

Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:46:04 2017 No.16932369 [DELETED]

>>16932333
Hitler didnt had Atomic Bomb.

> This nigga has the only power delete his request and do something we like.

But yeah, let's give him an incentive to stick to it out of sheer spite.

> He is not Hitler, he is Stalin.

I say we sit down to talk rather than do Operation Unthinkable and get killed by a shit story.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:47:09 2017 No.16932372 >>16932369 >Hitler didnt had Atomic Bomb. He had V2s, which, if given enough time and his scientists weren't stolen, it could've become the strongest bomb in the war.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:48:09 2017 No.16932376 >>16932346 I like to imagine so, but even if it weren't possible, I wouldn't really mind. I would be the happiest man in the world just for having one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:48:13 2017 No.16932377 >>16932362 Necromancy and alchemy are hardly boring.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:50:26 2017 No.16932383 >>16932333 Hitler apologizing would've done nothing, since he did nothing wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:50:37 2017 No.16932384 >>16932372 Fag here is alternate universe Hitler with his Super V2 completed. Either we do a victory parade due a good story coming or we die in a V2 barrage of shit writting due our now impossible insistence on reaching Berlin.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:52:33 2017 No.16932392 >>16932384 Neger we have to push the eastern front back. We'll take Patheticgrad!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:52:34 2017 No.16932391 >>16932336 Wouldn't expect it to get better in this shit thread

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:54:53 2017 No.16932400 >>16932377 Alchemy is absolutely boring and necromancy is far too disrespectful to the dead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 21:57:54 2017 No.16932407 >>16931901 I'm not running a bloody restaurant here! It's fajita night, damnit! She'll have what I put on the table, and she'll like it!

Anonymous Thu Apr 27 22:00:17 2017 No.16932412 [DELETED]

>>16932392
Patheticgrad have nukes, do you want to die. They make maledom fags look tame.

> DESU I think patheticfags have conquered KC himself. Think about how now KC in his tweets keep releasing alternatives so men that have never gone to the gym in his life can waifu a Salamander
> Then KC reiterating in canon over and over that MGs dont give a shit if you are fugly as fuck

Anonymous Thu Apr 27 22:04:37 2017 No.16932422 [DELETED]

>>16932412
>Patheticgrad have nukes
Propaganda. They have absolutely nothing. They shiver at the thought of lifting a finger to do anything, remember? Hell, they might not even know how to load a rifle, let alone tie their shoes!

I hope KC doesn't give in to this shit. It's irritating as fuck. Even jap otakus put effort in something, like making NicoNico videos and making their own cup noodles.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 22:06:48 2017 No.16932428 >>16932346 I think Succubi can disguise themselves as human women easily. Great for finding a husbando in Order territories.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 22:07:05 2017 No.16932430 >>16932422 >Monster girls start choosing patheticfags over normal people because they have a higher chance of suicide Damn you useless guys.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 22:07:39 2017 No.16932433 I wonder if werekittens would rub against their fathers stubble like my parents cats do. I wonder if their mothers would do it too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 22:08:18 2017 No.16932434 >>16932430 >The only thing patheticfags are good at is ruining everyone else's chances Really makes you think

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 22:09:18 2017 No.16932439 >>16932422 >lifting a finger to do anything Automation and Dead Hand launch systems. Standard payload: lots of mini-Weresheep. Last resort payload: Dire Darkmatters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 22:09:44 2017 No.16932441 >>16932331 >Lich-sensei tracks you down for excessive absents >She makes you her lab assistant/experiment sample to make up for those no-shows.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 22:10:53 2017 No.16932446 >>16932439 >Implying Geneva's gonna let it pass It won't happen, Anon.

Anonymous Thu Apr 27 22:12:28 2017 No.16932453 [DELETED]

>>16932422
He ALREADY gave in anon. Why do you think monsters like Salamander got patches to be waifuable?

The truth is, I think the patheticfags here are a drop in the ocean compared to the Japanese MGE fanbase. The original Succubus discriminated the handsome from the ugly and the original Lizardman killed you if you dared to fight her and were a wimp.

If this was removed, so hard to the point "they will never EVER care how fugly you are" was made a fundamental core of the setting, it was at the insistence of the Japan fanbase not the newer western one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 22:12:45 2017 No.16932455 >>16932446 >Geneva This is Patheticgrad we're talking about. They'd do it anyway. They're pathetic like that.

Anonymous Thu Apr 27 22:13:30 2017 No.16932459

>>16932433
My daugheru isn't a werekitten, but she would definitely love it when I pick her up and hold her close to my face so she can rub my stubble with her paws. She might even rub her own face against mine, but either way she would very much enjoy the weird prickly feeling of Papa's stubble.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 22:13:38 2017 No.16932460 >>16932076 what the fuck is this shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 22:13:55 2017 No.16932461 >>16932331 >Lich teachers would be so boring But it'll be interesting if you fuck her

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 22:14:33 2017 No.16932463 >>16932441 God that sounds like a pain in the ass. >>16932461 Fucking the teacher is not allowed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 22:15:09 2017 No.16932464 >>16932453 >He ALREADY gave in Well there goes another thing I like...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 22:15:45 2017 No.16932467 >>16932439 I would a dire dark matter. She'd probably have such lovely abs. >>16932459 Sounds cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 22:17:43 2017 No.16932473 >>16932257 People like you are the reason I carry a jar of angry bees with me everywhere I go.

Anonymous Thu Apr 27 22:20:45 2017 No.16932478 [DELETED]

>>16932422
> Propaganda. They have absolutely nothing. They shiver at the thought of lifting a finger to do anything, remember? Hell, they might not even know how to load a rifle, let alone tie their shoes!

Have you ever visited Patheticgrad or the capital city of Pathetimoscow anon?

> Every 10 meters there is a 7 foot-something
> Probably 99% of the Hellhound population lives there

It is even more guarded than the Mamono Lord's Castle. Few are the brave men who have entered, gave a patheticfag a good punch to the face and made it out. Legend says that if you can do that Dragons will be so impressed that they will become Female Lizards for you without even having to beat them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 22:29:48 2017 No.16932494 Do you prefer hairy waifu pussies or smooth shaven waifu pussies? What would your waifu prefer when it comes to your man hair?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 22:30:48 2017 No.16932497 >>16932257 Unironically best piece of threadcanon so far.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 22:31:56 2017 No.16932500 >>16932494 Soft feathery pubes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 22:32:11 2017 No.16932501 >>16932478 Be careful anon, if you look at a patheticfag the wrong way he might flinch, causing a horde of hellhounds to come running.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 22:34:24 2017 No.16932505 >>16932494 My waifu would be completely smooth and soft, as would our daughteru. I'd be completely shaved from the neck down too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 22:34:41 2017 No.16932508 >>16932494 Smooth. I'd prefer myself to be smooth too, but without DE or something it's not terribly practical.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 22:36:14 2017 No.16932511 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that oppai loli harpy breeds aren't all jub jubs. Even those songbird Ghandarvah ones are.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 22:39:28 2017 No.16932517 >>16932505 whats stopping you from doing this right now?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 22:40:30 2017 No.16932520 >>16932508 You could light yourself on fire. The burns will be smooth if you do it very carefully. You will be hideous though.

Anonymous Thu Apr 27 22:41:19 2017 No.16932523

>>16932517
The effort and work I'd need to put into it, and the prickly painful stuff that comes a few days after. With mamono mana there to keep the hair away for longer or just get rid of it entirely it would be great, but as it is now it just isn't worth all the trouble.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 22:46:49 2017 No.16932537 Daughterus in wedding dresses, [Y/N]?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 22:48:40 2017 No.16932542 >>16932537 That reminds me, daughterufags, what kind of man do you hope your child marries?

Anonymous Thu Apr 27 22:49:29 2017 No.16932546
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They came in a day early.

I'm up to 7 Miia dakis now, two of them being 7 meters long.

The CuddlyOctopus material is really nice, the two new ones are from them, I would highly recommend it for any of you anons wanting to get a custom MG daki.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 22:51:03 2017 No.16932557 >>16932542 One that loves her and won't mistreat her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 22:51:40 2017 No.16932558 File: 1.11 MB, 1167x1605, 43817893.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16932537 They're going to get married some day, anon. >>16932542 "Not an abusive asshole." Just about anyone else would work out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 22:51:55 2017 No.16932561 >>16932546 Jesus dude.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 22:52:11 2017 No.16932563 >>16932501 I once went there and showed a pathetic fag in Patheticgrad > The photo of a Salamander To this day I am still traumatized, I was hospitalized in less than 5 minutes and I have Hellhound nightmares.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 22:53:04 2017 No.16932572 >>16932558 Looks like what they say about fox weddings is true. That's the best weather.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 22:53:39 2017 No.16932577 >>16932546 You are amazing

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 22:54:35 2017 No.16932580 >>16932546 I like how clean your walls are.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 22:54:48 2017 No.16932583 >>16932542 A hero or someone that works for JUSTICE.

Anonymous Thu Apr 27 22:55:58 2017 No.16932587

>>16932537
I mean, probably. Considering all the other various outfits my daughteru would wear, a little wedding dress would be pretty tame. Also pretty cute, especially if it's one that resembles her mother's!

>>16932542
She's basically married to me and her mother in every way save for the actual official ceremony, and I don't think there would be many weddings where parents marry their daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 22:56:56 2017 No.16932592 >>16932580 they aren't particularly dirty but what the hell is wrong with your walls that they seem so clean by comparison

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 22:58:47 2017 No.16932597 >>16932546 I hope they bring you at least a modicum of extra happiness in this shitty life Miiafag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 22:58:48 2017 No.16932598 >>16932592 >>16932580 I don't think my walls were ever too bad, but my floor needed vacuuming in the first daki picture. >tfw that was two years ago

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 22:59:08 2017 No.16932601 >>16932583 Don't you bring that meme back.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 22:59:49 2017 No.16932604 File: 684 KB, 800x829, 1467465292570.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16932546 I'm honestly impressed how you've gone all the way. You're really committed. If only I could be so grossly incandescent. Perhaps one day, Ran. One day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:01:08 2017 No.16932610 >>16932604 Ganbatte, dude.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:02:12 2017 No.16932613 >>16932546 you're gonna have a really comfy snake pit anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:03:11 2017 No.16932616 >>16932601 I don't even know what kind of justice I'm talking about. As long as the guy doesn't put her on a harem and isn't too kinky I would be fine with it.

Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:04:41 2017 No.16932626

>>16932604
Good luck anon.
This has taken me about two and a half years to get to this point, and it all just started with a greenpost on here and the decision to ask Loen if he would do commissions so I could get a daki from him.

After that it was just careful planing and putting money aside for waifu stuff.

You can do it anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:08:09 2017 No.16932638 >>16932546 What's the recommended resolution for an image to be slapped on a daki, anyway?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:09:11 2017 No.16932643 File: 293 KB, 1000x724, 6cddc8ecd73f30725ba3ac313f668e76.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] quick, give me the cons of having an adaptable,indestructible,regenerative waifu

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:10:06 2017 No.16932650 >>16932643 They're also sterile.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:10:21 2017 No.16932651 >>16932546 I doubt someone really cares.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:10:31 2017 No.16932653 >>16932643 >Mary sue that kills other mary sues ech.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:10:33 2017 No.16932654 >>16932643 They'll satiate and fixate on your main fetish to the extreme

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:11:08 2017 No.16932655 When is KC going to do the Phoenix? That's my favorite mythological creature.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:12:26 2017 No.16932659 >>16932655 It really seems like we've been waiting forever, doesn't it? That's one I'm eager to see for myself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:13:33 2017 No.16932663 >>16931874 That guy looks like some kind of Alp cadet, good thing they got to him in time.

Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:15:01 2017 No.16932668

>>16932638
Well, it kind of depends, different printing places sometimes list different recommendations, and sometimes artists just wing it.

For just general examples

My Ossimi one is 2953 x 8858
My first Loen is 2100 x 6000
My second Loen one is 2952 x 41339

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:15:10 2017 No.16932669 >>16932494 a tuft of pubes

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:15:50 2017 No.16932670 >>16932002 I'm sure Alp will delete his if you just ask.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:16:49 2017 No.16932675 File: 55 KB, 204x184, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:16:56 2017 No.16932677 >>16932668 I see. Well, first I'd have to get the nerve up to actually commission a suitable image.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:17:24 2017 No.16932679 >>16932668 That's a big number.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:23:48 2017 No.16932691 >>16932650 explain >>16932654 that is bad because? >>16932653 maybe she can get rid of all the OC lilims

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:24:21 2017 No.16932692 >>16932643 Not really digging the wing-bone things or the skull-face. You cant really kiss her with it in the way. Otherwise interesting design and I approve of MG-style SCPS. A for effort.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:26:30 2017 No.16932697 >>16932692 you could side kiss if you are shorter than her i guess isnt that the croc that can alter its body to survive anything thrown at it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:27:00 2017 No.16932699 File: 335 KB, 452x800, 1493350020992.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what does /mgg/ think about pregnant monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:27:16 2017 No.16932701 File: 278 KB, 568x750, 1442209769889.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh no, it's some kind of demon beatnik!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:28:05 2017 No.16932703 >>16932008 Cripplechanner pls go adn stay go.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:28:05 2017 No.16932704 >>16932699 the bigger of a pregnancy the better

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:28:51 2017 No.16932706 >>16932699 I am okay with it, but I'm not intruding on my daughter's privacy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:29:45 2017 No.16932708 >>16932699 would pump her even with more daugherus

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:30:31 2017 No.16932712 >>16932247 Who isn't laughing at us? We even laugh at each other.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:30:51 2017 No.16932715 >>16932699 You're asking this AGAIN?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:33:02 2017 No.16932718 >>16932511 You can't burn what's already aflame.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:33:14 2017 No.16932720 File: 97 KB, 579x819, 1479835938229.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16932699 I want to fill a cow tummy full of calfs

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:34:13 2017 No.16932723 >>16932076 >missed this FUCK. Well, my idea most definitely wouldn't have been picked.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:36:30 2017 No.16932733 >>16932542 Person who can her as happy as she males him. Or at least shows that he's dedicated to that. I'm not gonna let her be suckered into a relationship where she always gives and never receives much in return other than a literal fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:36:48 2017 No.16932734 >>16932699 I dunno, but /mgt/ seems to be into it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:37:34 2017 No.16932737 >>16932546 Your bed looks really soft and comfy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:38:46 2017 No.16932741 >>16932546 The snakepit is real. All those harlots and strumpets are coming to life as Ittan-Momens in October.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:39:01 2017 No.16932743 File: 1.07 MB, 780x1200, Summer slime.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16932699 My favorite, though hard to do the traditional style with my species of choice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:41:36 2017 No.16932749 >>16932743 You could sorta do it if she's of a slime-core variety.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:41:47 2017 No.16932751 File: 352 KB, 547x700, roomba-chan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Maids are olev.

Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:42:16 2017 No.16932752

>>16932697
That SCP serves a dual role as monster and entry to stop any of those "never ever die" entries, because it'll never die. Yeah basically no matter what it'll just change it's biology to neutralize the threat or simply regenerate from near complete annhilation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:43:54 2017 No.16932761 >>16932749 I suppose in a way you're right, seeing as the daughterus core has to form in the mother before separating. Clearly this requires further study.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:44:13 2017 No.16932763 >>16932752 and cant the waifu version just....make her skull hoodie smaller for funsies?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:44:32 2017 No.16932764 >>16932751 You are 271 posts late.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:45:44 2017 No.16932768 >>16932763 Well yeah, blame the artist for that design choice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:45:46 2017 No.16932769 Brown snake https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=62613016

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:47:43 2017 No.16932776 >>16932769 Kind of looks like the Snake Zodiak girl from Etotama.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:49:18 2017 No.16932781 File: 288 KB, 800x600, 1401995026200.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SCP huh?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:50:43 2017 No.16932785 >>16932781 Spooky.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:51:33 2017 No.16932789 >>16932781 What the fuck is this thiiiiAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:52:04 2017 No.16932793 >>16932781 Please tell me what's on the floor is not human waste mixed with blood and gore and instead just the leftover of that little girl's clay sculpting hobby.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:52:44 2017 No.16932797 File: 407 KB, 685x1150, 61679496_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do not approach the bird.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:53:50 2017 No.16932799 >>16932793 What's on the floor is not human waste mixed with blood and gore and instead it's just the leftover of her clay sculpting hobby. She sculpted her Dorome friend some new curves.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:54:34 2017 No.16932802 >>16932797 I want Shoebill to step on my dick while looking down on me with her derisive glare.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:56:05 2017 No.16932808 >>16932797 I want Shoebill to say mean things to me while stepping on me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:57:28 2017 No.16932813 >>16932802 >>16932808 You two especially are not allowed to approach the bird.

Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:58:49 2017 No.16932815

>>16932799
>Little monstergirl daughterus playing in the park
>Little Dorome chan tugs on her daddy's pant leg as he's reading the paper
>He sets it down and nearly chokes on his coffee
>She's got voluptuous, almost insanely so hourglass curves and is giggling
>"Look daddy! My friends helped me look like mommy!"
Cute. Harrowing for the dad, but cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 27 23:59:01 2017 No.16932817 >>16931959 >Why does she have a rolling pin? >Is she going to make me a pizza?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:00:44 2017 No.16932824 >>16932813 What are you going to do about it? Get buff and be her personal bodyguard?

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:03:05 2017 No.16932829
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>>16932781
SCP-999 is pretty much already MG material.
Considering it's love of humans, dismay for any pain, wanting to spread joy, complete euphoria from simple touch, etc.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:04:26 2017 No.16932834 >>16932829 Top slime.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:05:01 2017 No.16932836 >>16932115 I like how he drew the Ratatoskr like Hata https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIoHDj7fcg8

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:06:01 2017 No.16932840 File: 806 KB, 827x1224, shoebill.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16932824 Shoebill is buff enough to guard herself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:06:34 2017 No.16932843 >>16932752 I never got why they didn't just stick it in the kiddie pool that teleports things to the moon. It's adaptations only helped it survive, it wouldn't adapt a way to escape orbit

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:09:06 2017 No.16932849 >>16932781 >>16932829 SCP-166 IS a monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:09:17 2017 No.16932850 >>16932840 I want to get close to her and brush aside her fringe, to see her cute face.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:10:32 2017 No.16932854 >>16932829 You know you've got a good girl when she could give you paizuri that would make all your bad feelings melt away just through contact. Smelling like peanut butter and being a cheerful cuddlebug doesn't hurt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:12:36 2017 No.16932862 File: 1.02 MB, 1280x720, Shoebill is fucking pissed.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16932850 There is nothing cute about her face.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:13:39 2017 No.16932864 File: 178 KB, 1260x880, mofu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:14:48 2017 No.16932868 >>16932864 >Touch

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:15:30 2017 No.16932871 >>16932864 Ah! A Mofu Yakuza boss!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:16:33 2017 No.16932873 >>16932843 Waterbear hibernation mode + coating that can survive reentry = What is this "life" of which you speak of? It's not Kars, it's stupid enough to get caught in containment but isn't stupid enough to waste an opportunity of a lifetime.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:17:30 2017 No.16932875 >>16932862 Truly a most dignified bird. https://i.imgur.com/T3zsy24.gif

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:17:36 2017 No.16932877 >>16932849 But pure sex succubi is too vanilla.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:17:50 2017 No.16932878 >>16932829 >One of a kind waifu >sterile i-it is worth it guys?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:19:53 2017 No.16932886 >>16932878 Yes? Why would you not? Slimes don't work that way anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:20:38 2017 No.16932888 >>16932875 >When stern Shoebill-chan thinks she's alone, she throws off her clothes and flails around in the water with a happy expression on her face.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:21:03 2017 No.16932890 >>16932878 She's pure happiness and benevolence contained in a vessel of warm bubbly gooeyness. If her not having a baby maker is a turn off for you in spite of all her good traits she ain't for you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:21:08 2017 No.16932892 Serious question anons, would you fuck your daughteru if she was begging you to like her life depended on it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:22:52 2017 No.16932896 >>16932892 Probably not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:22:58 2017 No.16932897 >>16932886 i mean having a SCP waif,they are one of a kind type of things,no?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:23:35 2017 No.16932899 >>16932892 Unless her life literally depended on it, she ain't gettin' the D no matter how hard she begs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:23:43 2017 No.16932901 >>16932892 No, the very thought disgusts me down to my core.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:25:44 2017 No.16932905 >>16932892 Of course I would. I'd fuck her in pretty much any circumstances though, so there's that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:26:26 2017 No.16932907 >>16932897 Ah, true. But it comes down to whether having kids is a deal breaker for you. Honestly, I think anyone would be so happy with her that they wouldn't even care. Adopt if you need to.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:28:12 2017 No.16932912 >>16932497 How the fuck is that a good piece of threadcanon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:29:13 2017 No.16932915 >>16932912 Anon, there's a reason nobody else replied to that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:30:55 2017 No.16932920 These threads have made me hate the number 7.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:31:43 2017 No.16932922 >>16932920 Is it safe to say the thread has gone terminal 7?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:33:05 2017 No.16932925 File: 22 KB, 289x242, 1468899204532.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16932922

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:34:33 2017 No.16932929 >>16932912 'Coz look at the rest of it, duh.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:34:35 2017 No.16932930 >>16932875 I'd like to watch the jubjubs bathe and splash around. For educational purposes, probably.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:37:59 2017 No.16932934 >>16932930 Imagine the boobquakes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:39:46 2017 No.16932939 >>16932930 Definitely not for the big bouncing harpy tits, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:41:36 2017 No.16932944 File: 994 KB, 1318x1072, 1488754804091.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16932930 Jiggly Jub ass, titties, and thighs galore.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:42:02 2017 No.16932945 >>16932929 What rest of it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:43:47 2017 No.16932946 >>16932945 >>16932892

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:46:06 2017 No.16932949 >>16932922 I think I actually speak for a lot of us when I say that personally, I like small girls. Fours and fives.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:50:44 2017 No.16932958 >>16932257 I'll laugh if it ends up actually being quite good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:51:11 2017 No.16932959 >>16932934 >>16932939 >>16932944 Byoung byoung byoung

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:53:17 2017 No.16932964 >>16932959 What sound does thighs slapping against each other make?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:53:58 2017 No.16932966 >>16932958 It might. It is just a description, the writefag has a lot of leeway. I guess the requester got his PC confiscated by his Hellhound wife before he could finish and give a scenario for the description.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:55:09 2017 No.16932968 >>16932964 Fwap fwap fwap?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:56:00 2017 No.16932970 >>16932968 Ah yes... I can hear it now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:56:22 2017 No.16932971 File: 11 KB, 180x180, baphomet.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:56:41 2017 No.16932972

>>16932964
For a JubJub? It specifically says they make a 'shlub shlub' sound.
Let's not dance around the language: Her girlcum and wetness is so excessive it makes her wet lewd sounds audible wherever she walks with her plump juicy thighs sliding against one another.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:57:19 2017 No.16932974 >>16932971 Gonna worship that flying Goat Demon!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:57:47 2017 No.16932975 >>16932971 Someone's watched that Dragnet movie one too many times

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:59:05 2017 No.16932977 File: 322 KB, 622x1755, 1493355545670.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a sandworm to taste me all over!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 00:59:57 2017 No.16932979 File: 214 KB, 438x363, sandworm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16932977 Yes I'll delete it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 01:00:44 2017 No.16932980 File: 252 KB, 791x1045, 1487944015513.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16932959 Boin boin boin.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 01:01:26 2017 No.16932982 >>16932873 how does it escape the orbit of the moon? Even so the kiddie pool also goes to venus. Seriously the means to get rid of it are there

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 01:04:03 2017 No.16932985
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Something I never thought about: Before the age of Monster Girls, what were the chill bitches (Kikimora, kobold, Sea Bishop, Whitehorn, etc.) like? Were Whitehorn just nice white deer? Were Sea-Bishops just nice fish? Were Kikimori just weird bipedal old lady dog-chickens that liked living in houses?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 01:04:10 2017 No.16932986 >>16932977 Cute, lewd, slippery girls The uniqueness of essentially being inside a giant slippery tentacle vagina is Well its unique. I love them!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 01:04:42 2017 No.16932987 Reading this thread, I learned you can manipulate random luck by having a waifu and making her the exact ft number as the number you want to draw. I have lots of waifu creating to do in preparation for my visit to Las Vegas!

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 01:05:41 2017 No.16932990

>>16932980
>JubJub notices you watching her, or more likely, wants you to notice and watch her
>Just starts shaking and bouncing and jiggling her lewd stacked body all over
>the movement alone gets her absolutely soaking wet to the point that she falls to her knees, self-ahegaoing
>This all being in a public park
Lewd girls are best girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 01:09:47 2017 No.16932996 >>16932257 abusefags need to throw themselves off a cliff

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 01:10:18 2017 No.16932997 >>16932990 >she goes to confront the peeping tom >it was just a bush >there was never anybody there >they do this every time One day, someone will be there. Right anon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 01:10:30 2017 No.16932998 File: 106 KB, 500x1122, Birb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16932875

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 01:11:25 2017 No.16933001 [DELETED]

>>16932987
>don't have fave/hate number
I might as well blurt a random number, what's the worst that could happen? If my post ends in a "2" my waifu and I will be together irl. If it ends in a "9" my waifu will leave my punk ass for someone better after 9 months.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 01:11:42 2017 No.16933002 >>16932977 Post the one with the daughteru.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 01:12:57 2017 No.16933011

>>16932990
Never found the appeal of jubs myself, though that applies to the vast majority of the 'All they ever think about is sex' girls.
>But all of them only ever think about sex
You know what I mean. The ones that have no real personality given to them outside of endless desire for sex. Usually the same ones with the 'simple' personality.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 01:14:54 2017 No.16933017 >>16933001 If my post ends in 3 I will be happy with my waifu, if it ends in 5 nobody else will ever meet theirs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 01:15:50 2017 No.16933019 >>16933011 She's very pink.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 01:17:14 2017 No.16933021

>>16932997
Ah, we're going there
>Passing married monstergirls see her panting looking in the bushes, her secretions trailing down her legs
>They giggle and continue on
>...like every other time
>JubJub sighs and starts to head home, the light dimming as twilight turns to darkness
>Walking the lone streets her signature 'shlub shlub' of her wet thighs rubbing together sounds more like dejected, murky squelching than enticing
>...It can't be enticing if there's no one there to be enticed by it
>She alights the long stairwell to get to her studio apartment on the fourth floor, her thick body winded after the first few turns and her legs slipping thanks to her uncontrollable wetness
>Couldn't just fly up there- her body is made entirely for attracting a mate instead of flight
>...A mate she doesn't have
>Unlocks her door clumsily with her wings and heads in, plopping down on her futon, the room pragmatic and not well furnished
>She reaches for her prescription dildo, another wonderful necessity being a race that shows signs of serious mental deterioration if they aren't 'perched' on something for so many hours a day
>Unceremoniously sticks it in, staring at the ceiling, wrapping her wings around herself in a reassuring hug
>...a hug by herself, to herself, all by herself
>One day someone will be there
>Right?

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 01:18:16 2017 No.16933024

>>16933002
https://exhentai.org/g/773528/b6c3b379c0/

>>16932986
Indeed, the sex would be very wet and wild, and living inside her would be extremely comfy. You'd never need to worry about rent, a mortgage, utilities, etc. Well, she might ask for daughterus as rent!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 01:19:19 2017 No.16933029 >>16933021 Is it Real Sad Hours already?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 01:20:06 2017 No.16933031 >>16933024 >feeding the daughteru daddy's cum lewd

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 01:21:42 2017 No.16933035

>>16933024
It's the poor man's dream. And I'd pay her rent, and then some, many many months in advance if she asked for it like that! The wetter the better with these gals. Just her clingily wrapping you up in dozens of slimy tentacles and practically flooding her mouth with lovely fluid as she sloppily makes out with you.
Gah, they're fantastic! I still want my super busty bakunyuu one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 01:22:16 2017 No.16933036 >>16933021 I want to be waiting for that Jub in her apartment.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 01:22:35 2017 No.16933039 >>16932998 I want to cuddle that bird.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 01:24:34 2017 No.16933044

>>16933021
I want to be a guy who takes supplements to supply a sperm bank. I'd get paid extra for being a virgin. The supplements would increase volume, to maximize profit. I want to attract a tanuki with my savvy business sense, only to reject her to keep making bank. The next day, I'll find out she bought out my apartment block and the bank where I donate. She'll knock on the door wearing nothing but a revised lease.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 01:25:36 2017 No.16933049 >>16933044 shit didn't mean to quote

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 01:26:47 2017 No.16933052 >>16933017 Just two more and you'd be Mega Satan Hypercubed. Why if you rolled a 7 who'd knows what would happen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 01:28:34 2017 No.16933059 >>16933052 The path of repeating integers is a strange one, not to be used or abused, but merely observed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 01:30:44 2017 No.16933063 File: 748 KB, 1500x1292, 1463460338802.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16933021 The stump shouldn't be resurrected.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 01:35:21 2017 No.16933072 >>16933044 >She'll knock on the door wearing nothing but a revised lease. Probably just wants a really lustrous and and voluminous pearl necklace.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 01:45:43 2017 No.16933098 >>16933035 >and practically flooding her mouth with lovely fluid Do you mean she fills her shell's "mouth" with lovely fluid? Or that you'd be filling her actual mouth with your love juice?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 01:48:10 2017 No.16933103 >>16932985 anyone?

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 01:49:24 2017 No.16933106

>>16933098
Actually, I meant her actual body would be salivating and so wet that when it's making out with you it would be extremely wet to the point of excess, which I like, because I'm weird but fuck it.
Filling her mouth with my love juice sounds just as well.
And pitchforks be damned, I'd fucking love trying the former option as well!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 01:50:15 2017 No.16933108 >>16932985 they were all dead

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 01:54:44 2017 No.16933120 >>16933063 Pally is the hero we need!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 02:00:13 2017 No.16933132 >>16932985 They were as described in wiki articles one would assume

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 02:05:16 2017 No.16933154 >>16933132 so describe to me pre nu-demonlord kikimori.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 02:08:12 2017 No.16933169

I'm being played with aren't I? I was caught stealing from a Pharaoh's Tomb. Anubis and Sphinx said that I must I must construct additional pylons if I want freedom. Thing is it's been 5 years snd the entire kingdom and desert is littered with Pylons, yet they keep telling me I must construct additional pylons. I want to talk to Pharaoh about this mistreatment but Anubis won't let me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 02:09:49 2017 No.16933173 >>16933021 I'm going to marry that Jubjub and nobody can stop me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 02:11:25 2017 No.16933180 >>16932977 >ywn be gently dommed by a sandworm

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 02:11:53 2017 No.16933182 >>16933154 http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Kikimora+mythology

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 02:12:12 2017 No.16933183 >>16933180 Its the dream.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 02:13:42 2017 No.16933191 >>16933169 >pylons It's for the portals

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 02:13:47 2017 No.16933192

>>16933154
>Kikimora (Russian: кики́мора; IPA: [kʲɪˈkʲimərə]) is a legendary creature, a female house spirit in Slavic (especially Eastern) mythology. Her role in the house is usually juxtaposed with that of the domovoy, whereas one of them is considered a "bad" spirit, and the other, a "good" one. When the kikimora inhabits a house, she lives behind the stove or in the cellar, and usually produces noises similar to those made by the mice in order to obtain food. Kikimory (in plural) were the first traditional explanation for sleep paralysis in Russian folklore.
When the house is in order, Kikimora looks after the chickens and housework. If not, she whistles, breaks dishes, and makes noises at night. She also comes out at night to spin.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 02:15:32 2017 No.16933195 >>16933182 >>16933192 So in a world of hellhounds, zombies, and dragons, there were old lady dog-chckens hanging out in peoples houses.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 02:16:31 2017 No.16933198 >>16933154 Fagots

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 02:17:21 2017 No.16933202 >>16933198 kikis are going to come into your house and break your china and aggressively whistle at you

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 02:19:25 2017 No.16933209
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>>16933195
If the profiles are an indication of what existed pre-DL, Just about every major mythology existed simultaneously. Consider that deities like Poseidon, and by extension the entire Pantheon, exist, too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 02:19:53 2017 No.16933212 >>16933202 That would be pretty scary Atleast do they stay after?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 02:22:33 2017 No.16933220 >>16933192 Honestly that sounds like a creature I'd want in my home. She sounds pleasant and friendly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 02:23:32 2017 No.16933222 >>16933209 I know, I know. I just find it hard to think about how some of the monsters would function when not girls. Whitehorns were just albino deer that let people ride on them all the time? Flowkelps just attached to people.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 02:28:55 2017 No.16933236 >>16933212 No, they break the windows on the way in too. they might even send the dreaded shoggoth your way to "clean you up"

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 02:30:32 2017 No.16933241
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>>16933222
To be fair, I honestly don't know what the Whitehorn's equivalent is (quick google search doesn't show anything reasonably connected). Flowkelp could just be based off the old stories of fishermen getting grabbed and dragged down by monsters when in reality they just got tangled in seaweed; Now there actually IS a monster grabbing men.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 02:30:43 2017 No.16933242

>>16933220
She comes with a pretty based husband too
>The domovoi is seen as the home's guardian, and if he is kept happy he maintains peace and order and rewards the household by helping with household chores and field work. To stay in his good graces, his family leaves him gifts such as milk, porridge, tobacco, bread, and salt.
>If angered by the family's slovenliness, disrespect, or abuse, the domovoi acts in a way resembling a poltergeist but is rarely harmful.

I can't wait for KC to do Domovoi. It'd be pretty awesome to see some Kiki waifus come with her own Domovoi partner, some kind of reliable reverse trap who helps around the home with the more laborious tasks

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 02:31:11 2017 No.16933245 >>16933236 That seems a bit mean. Kikis sure are bullies but hey, they're giving me a FREE shoggoth! I love shogs!

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 02:33:20 2017 No.16933253

>>16933245
The shoggoth doesn't stay either. Unless you clean up your act, she'll give you a taste of the eldritch and leave you wanting more. But don't worry, the only way you could fail is if you purposefully resisted. You wouldn't be that stupid, right anon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 02:33:23 2017 No.16933254 >>16933242 >have to get a Kiki and Domovoi to do the work a shoggoth could easily do How can fagots recover? Do they even Maid?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 02:34:38 2017 No.16933258 >>16933254 At least they don't steal your precious furniture. Shogs are kleptos

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 02:34:49 2017 No.16933259 >>16933253 You underestimate me!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 02:35:11 2017 No.16933261 >>16933254 They actually do work instead of tossing perfectly fine silverware and tapestries out the window and replacing them with vag slime.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 02:35:30 2017 No.16933264

>>16933222
But why separate the gentle types like Kikimoras? Do you know what Hellhounds and Dragons did in their days off, pre-nu-DL?
Whitehorns are claimed to be "original", but there are numerous generic white stags in mythology. They are usually regarded as "spiritual guidance" in some form or another.
Having that turn to "physical guidance" after being lewded up isn't that far-fetched.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 02:36:05 2017 No.16933266 >>16933253 What does "clean up my act" mean? I can do anything with a Shoggoth's love and encouragement. And of course I wouldn't resist, I'll let her use my mind however she likes, no resistance. But I want her to hold me while she does it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 02:36:18 2017 No.16933267 >>16933258 It's more upgrading your furniture than stealing it. Never have to worry about your pillow being the perfect temperature ever again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 02:37:23 2017 No.16933271 File: 123 KB, 900x860, P'Orc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd rather just have a cute p'orc maid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 02:37:33 2017 No.16933272 >>16933267 >kikifags have to go to bed on a super cold or really hot bed >his maid doesn't make it the perfect exact temperature They can't even compete

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 02:38:30 2017 No.16933274

>>16933266
Well whatever the hell you did to piss off kiki's is what they'll try to change about you. It's not specified more than, having the house be not in order. I think that refers more to like your business and family, than your actual residence though, otherwise it would mean they only cleaned clean things

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 02:39:33 2017 No.16933276 >>16933272 at least my pajamas won't be wet.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 02:40:10 2017 No.16933279

>>16933242
And that's why I love the two in the original lore, the SMT games where I was introduced to them and the mg profile.

They're good but also have bad points that are YOUR fault for fucking things up. It helps remind their masters that while yes they do serve dutifully and willingly with all their might, they're not going to tolerate bad masters who keep up awful habits and demeanors.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 02:40:22 2017 No.16933280 >>16933272 Why is anyone's bed "super cold or really hot?" Oh wait, I forgot you lived in Antarctica now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 02:40:35 2017 No.16933281 What monster from mythology do you want to see KC tackle? I'd like to see a Typhon, personally.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 02:41:18 2017 No.16933283 >>16933281 El Chupacabra

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 02:41:32 2017 No.16933284 >>16933274 Why would a shoggoth care about a Kikis standards? >Kikis reeee at people they could be helping

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 02:41:59 2017 No.16933286 >>16933281 Captain America.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 02:43:12 2017 No.16933290 >>16933286 Um. Captain America isn't a mythological monster Anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 02:43:31 2017 No.16933292 >>16933281 Orthros or Cerberus would be cool, given what he did with Manticores. >REAL girls have 5 mouths

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 02:45:33 2017 No.16933297 >>16933286 Explain.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 02:52:37 2017 No.16933312

>>16933281
>Cipactli
The Aztec Crocodile that is so hungry it had a mouth on every joint of its body. It took both Quetzalcoatl and Tezcatlipoca teaming up to kill it so they can make the world. Tezcatlipoca had to give up a foot just to distract it long enough.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 02:53:55 2017 No.16933315 >>16933286 EXPLAIN.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 02:56:17 2017 No.16933321 >>16933312 A blowjob at every angle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 02:56:23 2017 No.16933322 >>16933315 I've said enough. Let your fantasy take you further.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 02:57:24 2017 No.16933325 >>16933281 Bandersnatch! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPHvX3ylCcg

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 02:58:45 2017 No.16933330 >>16933312 >the Hungry Hungry waifu >anon had just come into her mouth, but the Cipactli was so hungry, that she moved over and started eating from Anon using her next mouth

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 02:58:57 2017 No.16933331 >>16933182 >http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Kikimora+mythology >Kikimory is plural for Kikimora The more you know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:00:30 2017 No.16933335 >>16933331 I need MOREy Kikimory

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:01:24 2017 No.16933337 >>16933325 >playback on other websites has been disabled by the owner. How frumious

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:01:50 2017 No.16933341 >>16933331 Give me all the Kikimory!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:04:38 2017 No.16933354 I just wanted to remind everyone that the undead suck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:05:15 2017 No.16933356 >>16933354 Ghouls in particular dohohoho

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:05:28 2017 No.16933357 >>16933354 yeah, i heard from a friend that undead suck real good

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:06:15 2017 No.16933360 >>16933331 So... is a MGC maid service called a Kikimoreium?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:07:57 2017 No.16933363 >>16933360 An Abyssal Kikimoreium

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:07:57 2017 No.16933364 >>16933354 Are you telling me other MGs don't suck your dick? That just proves how superior undeads are to all other MGs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:08:34 2017 No.16933365 >>16933354 Sure they do. They suck all night, alright.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:09:33 2017 No.16933369 >>16933363 These sound like different evolutions of the kiki. The Kikimora, the Kikimory, the Kikimoreium

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:09:37 2017 No.16933370 I'm gonna brutally rape a slug

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:10:06 2017 No.16933373 >>16933369 I wonder which is the Kikimost?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:11:49 2017 No.16933377 >It's another moth>mother>mothest meme I wasn't fond of the last one

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:12:17 2017 No.16933378 >>16933370 The slug likes that, she'll moan your name and how much she loves you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:12:43 2017 No.16933379 >>16933377 >ATTENTION EVERYONE, I HATE FUN

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:13:20 2017 No.16933382 >>16933377 Ah don't worry anon. Let's just stick to Kikis. I like kikis.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:13:32 2017 No.16933384 >>16933378 I won't give the sea-slut my name.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:14:22 2017 No.16933388 >>16933377 Then you leave. You are not forced to be here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:15:41 2017 No.16933394 >>16933369 I was just trying to include the Shogs in the title. They are probably at-least 35% of the Maid Center staff, probably.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:15:45 2017 No.16933395 >>16933364 How are they supposed to match up against a girl who doesn't need to pause to breathe?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:16:01 2017 No.16933396 >It's another stop disliking what I like meme

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:17:05 2017 No.16933400 >>16933395 Hmm i don't know... Can they do this? http://imgur.com/a/8GGSy

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:17:07 2017 No.16933401 >>16933354 No gag reflex? They don't breathe? Yup I'd say they suck good. Never had experience with it but they probably give the best blowjobs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:18:02 2017 No.16933406 >>16933354 bullshit, they scrape and lick

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:20:04 2017 No.16933415 >>16933395 Right? They can deepthroat you and never let up. Just staying balls deep and using their throat to milk you dry.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:20:11 2017 No.16933416

>>16933400
What the fuck I love shogs now. Seriously though slimes are lewd!

>>16933384
Well you're going to have to tell her at some point. Maybe when you're cuddling her after.

>>16933394
35% sound like a good number. But I wonder what the maid centre consists of, species wise.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:22:11 2017 No.16933421 >>16933416 MC is probably mostly Kikis and Shogs, with a few Nureonagos and then hobbyists/circumstances from other random species.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:24:27 2017 No.16933433 >>16933421 I wonder if Nures ever feel a little redundant with Shogs around? They have highly different lifestyles I suppose.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:25:13 2017 No.16933435

>Re-reading the Shog and Kiki profiles.
Kikis have fucking Jedi-mind-trick levels of pure human psychological knowledge, with which they use to give absolute peace-of-mind to their mastahs.
Like, imagine being wrapped in the fluffy embrace of a big gentle Kiki as she whispers literally perfect encouraging words into your ear whenever you're having even a slightly bad day.
Why is this never mentioned? I just want to fall asleep in a Kikis lap while she pats my head.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:25:57 2017 No.16933438 >>16933421 How does the maid centre help anons who can't pick between a Kiki and a Shog? Then again it would probably be very easy to pick, just put a random maid in a the room with him.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:27:16 2017 No.16933443

>>16933435
Anon can you stop? You're making me feel sad and jealous that I can't have that. I just want a Kiki who's there to encourage me, let me sleep on her lap and she whispers reassuring things to me while she strokes my head.

Please God just give me this

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:27:28 2017 No.16933444 File: 1016 KB, 1123x1094, 1493364448740.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16933438 I mean, I prefer to have both anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:28:01 2017 No.16933447 >>16933433 One's a housewife and one's a maid. There's some overlap but it's not a complete blur.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:28:20 2017 No.16933448
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If you have a living armor and only you can hear the spirit how would you get her to communicate with others?

I had the thought of having her use a voice think Stephen hawking style.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:29:31 2017 No.16933451 >>16933444 I'd love to have both aswell. But do you think they'd allow that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:30:33 2017 No.16933454 >>16933448 I don't think she talks to other people. That's the point. Maybe you could speak for her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:31:08 2017 No.16933456 >>16933448 Why would she need to communicate with others?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:31:51 2017 No.16933458 >>16933451 It's sort of an eye-wide-shut thing. It depends whether or not there is good chemistry between them, and your job as mastah is to cultivate that bond.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:32:37 2017 No.16933462 >>16933448 Since she literally can't I'd play interpreter. Plus it would be amusing since although I can control her speech she can control my actions, that's prime wacky anime hijinks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:35:13 2017 No.16933467 >>16933322 YOU'VE SAID NOTHING.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:36:47 2017 No.16933471

>>16933448
>Want to introduce your Living Armor wife to your parents
>They can't see or hear her
>They think you went crazy living out in that monster girl territory
>Mom looks at you with eyes full of concern and asks you how you've been feeling lately
>Dad just shakes his head and stares at his plate

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:37:26 2017 No.16933473 >>16933456 >>16933454 Probably to show I'm not going crazy when I talk to a suit of armor? plus what if she had to talk to others? like when i'm unable to talk on her behalf?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:38:27 2017 No.16933478 >>16933370 Why would you do that? Slugs are so low tier that their only way to get a husband is if they land a critical hit on a lv1 Anon who hasn't even learned the controls yet

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:39:07 2017 No.16933481

>>16933448
>When wearing them, one another's bodies will join together, and spirit energy and demonic energy will mix together, resulting in a sensation as if they have become one. They will share each other's senses, and though merely human, the husband will be able to exhibit physical abilities and sharp senses like a monster. On this occasion there is no sensation of pleasure, but they both experience an uplifting feeling of security like that of an embrace.
She's highly underrated.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:40:10 2017 No.16933484 >>16933448 A fun way would be for her to bring up signs like wile e coyote/ Panda genma

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:41:59 2017 No.16933493 [DELETED]

>>16933017
If my post ends in 2 patheticfags will find single MGs can and do reject, if it ends in 5 maledomfags will end up with ultra femdom mamono, if it ends in 9 when portal opens only Dragon waifus will come out and every anon will get a Dragon waifu. If none of these show up, you will get exactly the waifu you want exactly how you want her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:42:52 2017 No.16933496 >>16933481 I fucking hate that I've read every single profile in the MGE multiple times and yet I keep forgetting all these really nice details.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:43:37 2017 No.16933501 >>16933478 Because she jumped me from behind while I was dealing with a Winter Lantern and made me lose my loot and echoes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:44:40 2017 No.16933506 >>16933496 >Forgetting the most important and interesting detail I doubt you've read the profile even once

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:45:16 2017 No.16933509

>>16933451
They're a species that compete in the same biome for the same prey, at first look. At least, at first glance. I'd actually theorize that Shogs are more naturally drawn to those that can handle their overzealous form of love, whereas kikis have a draw toward those that need a more gentle situation. In other words, on the rare occasion where they are both working in the same house, it would have to be for an individual who needs and wants both things in their life. Which is to say, fucking nobody on a North Korean Braille reading slate site like this one. You're not special snowflakes people; there's a reason the portals haven't opened, and it's cause you probably don't deserve even one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:46:46 2017 No.16933513 >>16933471 prove her sentience play a hand game

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:48:03 2017 No.16933515 >>16933481 all the benefits of incubization, none of the mindrape. Who else is too paranoid to not be in a relationship with a living armor?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:48:48 2017 No.16933518 >>16933506 They were never my top girls anyway. I just forget about them like the vast majority of all the others. Memory is shit. Wish mine was photographic like those goddamn autistic super-humans you read about sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:50:18 2017 No.16933524 File: 547 KB, 960x3256, 1493063575983.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw a dark mage will never make you her otouto

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:50:51 2017 No.16933527 >>16933518 Human memory is actually pretty exceptional. If you forget anything that's generally because deep down you actually don't give a shit. So why lament forgetting something you don't care about?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 03:56:39 2017 No.16933539 >>16933501 Oh I see Well, you better pound her so hard that she starts begging for forgiveness >>16933524 >That look Dark Mages are selfish pricks who don't care about consent or their partner's well-being

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 04:03:20 2017 No.16933547 >>16933539 It's the essence of a dark mages charm.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 04:08:42 2017 No.16933556 If you went to the MGE world, what profession would you take up?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 04:11:13 2017 No.16933562 File: 299 KB, 843x1200, ed091230555feb1a496a72163e197a4f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16933556 Farmer

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 04:12:44 2017 No.16933566 >>16933556 Bird-watching

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 04:13:31 2017 No.16933568 >>16933556 Layabout god.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 04:14:07 2017 No.16933569 >>16933556 Banditry, steal fron the rich and help out the poor folks. Maybe even manage to steal a monster girl noble's heart.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 04:15:35 2017 No.16933572

>>16933547
Sure, "charm"
We'll see how charming she is when she spikes your food with a weird potion that makes you physically weak and extremely aroused
And then she'd abuse you by giving you nursing handjobs and making you go through an insane amount of shameful stuff

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 04:15:37 2017 No.16933574 >>16933566 I don't know how well that pays. If you can get a university or something to pay you to document different birds, sure. maybe then. You need to document everything about those harpies anon. Their mating seasons and everything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 04:16:20 2017 No.16933578 >>16933556 Priest of a Chaos chapel.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 04:18:38 2017 No.16933582 >>16933556 Dirty old man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 04:19:03 2017 No.16933583 >>16933556 Interdimensional traveler with a one-way ticket. Back home.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 04:22:32 2017 No.16933594 >>16933582 What MGs would have a dirty old man fetish?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 04:23:03 2017 No.16933595 >>16933556 I'd be the Jack of all Supporters and travel with a strong girl. I'd make it so she could focus on fighting and leave everything else to me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 04:24:28 2017 No.16933598 >>16933556 Mercenary or house painter

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 04:31:30 2017 No.16933616 >>16933509 I can handle both and I want both. That ending was a bit far though, of course I don't deserve them but they can make me a better man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 04:35:32 2017 No.16933626 >>16933556 Servant thrall toy dickthrone

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 04:38:44 2017 No.16933636 >>16933626 To a Sphinx, an Anubis, a Pharaoh or an Apophis? Or is it something else?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 04:39:19 2017 No.16933638 >>16933626 Please remove yourself. And go to the nearest vampire castle or Pharaoh temple.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 04:40:38 2017 No.16933644 >>16933556 I wouldn't have one, maybe a part time teacher for a class. But I'd be a house busband. I know it sounds a bit bad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 04:41:20 2017 No.16933647 >>16933636 >>16933638 Hard to decide between desert kingdom and undead kingdom

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 04:42:27 2017 No.16933654 >>16933556 Tail fluffer

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 04:42:38 2017 No.16933655 >>16933556 Fucking Mage. What else would any sensible person do when being thrown into magic-land where wizards can swat bullets out of the air easier than a damn fly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 04:44:42 2017 No.16933667 >>16933655 I like the way you think.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 04:45:14 2017 No.16933671 >>16933647 How about you dip your foot into both and become a Phaorah's servant?

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 04:45:56 2017 No.16933673

>>16933556
Travelling the world and writing about my encounters, just like the Wandering Scholar, sounds like the most fun.
It really seems like there's a lot of unique things that monster realms have to offer and I'd love to travel the lands, partaking in everything they have to offer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 04:46:37 2017 No.16933675 >>16933671 Phaorah sounds nice yeah.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 04:47:17 2017 No.16933676 File: 56 KB, 500x747, C7u30bvVYAAjd90.jpg orig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16933556 Alp detector

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 04:51:53 2017 No.16933687 >>16933556 support mage/ eromancer

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 04:53:41 2017 No.16933690 >>16933676 Lets see if you work. How many alps are in this thread right now?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 04:56:03 2017 No.16933697 >>16933675 >>16933671 >tfw Phaorah's snake won't stop pulling tricks on you

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 04:57:04 2017 No.16933700 >>16933690 I haven't been paying much attention to the thread so beyond the one I just posted I don't know. I need to go back for more training.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 04:58:31 2017 No.16933707 >>16933700 Clearly you do, you wouldn't be able to recognize an alp even if one walked up to you and asked a question.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 05:01:16 2017 No.16933712 >>16933707 >Alps walks up to anon and starts to hit on him >Anon doesn't get it and just think it's a normal guy that's being a bro.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 05:06:10 2017 No.16933725 >>16933712 >"The heck you wearing man, did you lose a bet?" >Alp pouts as her cute new clothes are laughed at

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 05:12:16 2017 No.16933740
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Now that we have a legitimate cuckquean (as she doesn't do it due to primitivism or pack mentality), how long do you give it until KC introduces a cheating MG for us cuckold fetishists?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 05:12:59 2017 No.16933743 >>16933740 Minotaur already exists

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 05:13:35 2017 No.16933747 >>16933740 Approximately infinite years.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 05:17:42 2017 No.16933757

>>16933740
Probably never. We've already gotten a chance for cucking inside Mindflayer but even then, KC said that she'd change your mind to be the bull doing the cucking instead of the one getting cucked.

Doesn't seem like there's any leeway for people who want to be the party getting cuckold.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 05:19:09 2017 No.16933761 >>16933757 Well, they could date a human woman.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 05:20:37 2017 No.16933765 >>16933740 Okay I'll bite because I'm tired and curious, what kind of monster girl do you want to cuck you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 05:21:04 2017 No.16933767 My Waifu is going to be put through hell. She'll try for decades to reach me, watch me in my saddest moments without being able to reach me, and outlive me by hundreds of years. I can't think of anything worse.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 05:22:09 2017 No.16933768 >>16933767 >outlive me by hundreds of years Gotta get on that good shit, that Mermaid's Blood.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 05:24:49 2017 No.16933774 >>16933768 My favorite girls are Demons, Kitsunes, Phantoms, and Wights. They all live for a really long time. Somewhere there is an Inari crying, because she knows her Husband will die without ever meeting her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 05:25:01 2017 No.16933777 >>16933767 >I can't think of anything worse. Well, she still isn't you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 05:26:33 2017 No.16933781 >>16933777 My life isn't that bad. Not being able to reach the one you love would be worse.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 05:27:36 2017 No.16933782 >>16933774 >They all live for a really long time. So can you with the right combination of chemicals. Even if you do die, a Licj could easily resurrect you for your waifu and you can stay dead with your Phantom or Wight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 05:32:51 2017 No.16933793 >>16933782 >Be human on Earth. >Die. >Stay dead for years. >If God, go to afterlife or hell forever. >If no God, consciousness is gone. >Waifu appears. Either I'm forever in the Afterlife or there's no soul left to resurrect

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 05:34:04 2017 No.16933794 >>16933793 There is reincarnation theory too anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 05:34:34 2017 No.16933799 >>16933793 If MGE girls exist then it means their afterlife does too since the afterlife is proven to exist for them.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 05:35:56 2017 No.16933804

Nurarihyon is a top tier species with strong characteristics and a unique power
She even got the privilege of closing up the encyclopedia, a privilege that was previously reserved to Lilim

Just because her power allows a man to get a harem doesn't make her a bad species
She is still one of the most powerful and interesting profile, it's just that she happens to catter to a controversial fetish

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 05:36:31 2017 No.16933806 How would your kikimora maid react to you walking around the house without shirt in the middle of a hot summer?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 05:36:54 2017 No.16933809 >>16933781 So you don't love her? Or your life by extension would be at least the same degree of "hell".

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 05:38:16 2017 No.16933813 File: 754 KB, 840x1500, 1489689636970.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cuddles with big kitties!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 05:38:49 2017 No.16933816 >>16933813 Cuddles with manticores!

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 05:40:43 2017 No.16933819

>>16933806
>Oh, it must really be a hot day for master
>Yes, I can feel it getting hotter
>I should take off some clothes like master. He's probably okay with it.
>I should cool him down.
>By poring some cold water in my body and then press against him.
>Yes. And it's the heats fault. I'm just doing what a good maid should.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 05:42:54 2017 No.16933823

>>16933804
I like her although it probably helps that I'm a harem slut and have always imagined a powerful girl being the leader of it.

It's also not like bicorn where you're forced to get a harem, it's entirely on you if you want to use that power or not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 05:53:04 2017 No.16933848 >>16933740 I'll bite the bait. The answer is never. It directly goes against everything in the source material.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 05:54:11 2017 No.16933851 >>16933767 >our waifus have to watch us cry and they can't be there for us It just makes me feel happy knowing she actually cares about me after everything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 05:55:38 2017 No.16933854 >>16933804 I actually really like her, she's a good monster and a lovely addition.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 05:57:15 2017 No.16933860 >>16933819 I'm ok with this, but the Kiki better take responsibility for rubbing up against me I'm a wet shirt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 05:58:34 2017 No.16933863 >>16933813 My favourite position.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 05:59:10 2017 No.16933864 >>16933816 Before or after the rape?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 06:04:09 2017 No.16933877 >>16933864 After sounds the most comfy, during would be the most lewd, and before sounds rather nice too. So all of them.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 06:04:24 2017 No.16933879

>>16933823
Right
Instead of using her power to get a ridiculously big harem.you could accomplish other great things such as becoming the military ruler of all Zipangu

>>16933854
Agreed, as far as absolute top tier species we could have gotten go, she is among the best

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 06:05:40 2017 No.16933882 >>16933877 That's the beauty of the reach around. Then again slow jerking off reach around as a calming session after sex

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 06:06:35 2017 No.16933889

Do you guys think that there would be any differences between MGE Lich phylacteries and normal D&D ones?
We don't know a lot about MGE lich phylacteries other than if you break them the lich doesn't die and instead they just get overwhelmed with pleasure and more or less become mindbroken until you fix the phylactery.
Is it still the case if the lich dies they comeback by their phylactery one to ten days later? Do MGE phylacteries have any special things about them like; Due to the soul of the lich being there they can feel if someone touches the phylactery. So you could tease them and make them cum just by rubbing the phylactery or something.
Do you guys have any head cannons about the phylacteries?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 06:10:59 2017 No.16933902 >>16933804 What's stopping someone from effectively harem-ing the entire world? Especially when doing so is extremely advantageous. Getting a Nurarhyon is like becoming a Pokemon Trainer. Gotta catch 'em all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 06:12:28 2017 No.16933905 >>16933889 I want to hide from my wife and use her phylactery as a onahole! I want to use her phylactery while she's at work, at random unpredictable moments!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 06:12:37 2017 No.16933906 >>16933889 Sorry anon. I wouldn't know because I'm not a nerd.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 06:13:25 2017 No.16933909

>group of p'orcs return from a raid with supplies and an anon
>they rape him until they fall assleep
>they wake up to a scream from dinning hall
>they find the youngest p'orc in dinning hall
>pinned to the table with DS Bidenhänder.
>cum flowing out of all her orifices
>next to her an empty box marked "emergency"
>anon is missing

would this make a good MG slasherfilm?

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 06:13:59 2017 No.16933910

>>16933879
>Instead of using her power to get a ridiculously big harem.you could accomplish other great things such as becoming the military ruler of all Zipangu
Or you could use it for other purposes, like charming monster girl politicians or nobles so that things go your way, all without having to use force.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 06:20:04 2017 No.16933922
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Let's talk about monster girl's hobbies. What would be the hobbies for certain monster girls? Or, what are your waifu's hobbies? Try to keep it original; we all know they like lots of sex.

I'll start. I could imagine my holstaur waifu being into gardening and yard-work in general. She insists in letting her take care of the mowing the lawn herself. But sometimes when she does go to mow the lawn, I never hear the lawnmower. Instead, I end up catching her eating the grass. Only when it's sunny however, she dislikes wet grass for some odd reason. She can be shy about it too; she never does it where the neighbors could possibly see her. We've got a large fruit and vegetable garden too. It's always a great bonding experience when we plant and do upkeep on the garden to keep weeds and pests out. She's an expert on all things gardening related, so much so, that we've got the best lawn and garden in the neighborhood, maybe in the entire town!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 06:20:25 2017 No.16933924 >>16933905 Sure, but prepare yourself for the experiments she will do to you ones she finds you. That's going to a long night of testing for you.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 06:26:54 2017 No.16933939

>>16933922
I think my Lich waifu would have a CCG hobby. Like Magic the Gathering or something. She would have a ton of them, buying new cards all the time and the like. I bet she would have a massive collection over the years.

And maybe she would have a "Gardening" hobby. It's actually a tentacle plant that she use to experiment on. She more or less only use it when female adventures come and try to fight her. She just throws them to the plant and let them have their way until the become a succubus

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 06:32:03 2017 No.16933952

>>16933902
Her power affect only yokais so hareming every Zipangu monster girls is about as far as you'll go

>>16933910
Of course, she probably doesn't care what you use her powers for as long as you're having fun but being the leader of the yokai and all she'd be overjoyed I'd you used them for good causes

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 06:43:20 2017 No.16933975

>>16933952
Using the powers for good causes would be nice and she would likely reward you well at night.
Although this talk about Nurarihyon made me realize that people actually haven't gave the harem aspect a fair bit of discussion yet

http://mgewiki.com/w/Category:Zipangu_Region

Lets say you could pick 5-7 Zipangu girls for your harem to go with the Nurarihyon, which ones would you pick? Zipangu is a pretty great region for girls so it's hard to decide.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 06:49:13 2017 No.16933991 >>16933975 Nekomata,Kumiho,even if she is korean, Raiju, Blue Oni, and Tanuki would probably be my picks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 06:51:32 2017 No.16933996 >>16933922 she likes 'aiding' humans

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 06:53:31 2017 No.16934001 >>16933975 Inari, Kunoichi, Kappa, Kitsune-tsuki and Gyoubu Danuki.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 06:54:30 2017 No.16934004 >>16933975 7 Shirohebis. They'd have to fight for me in the arena.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 06:55:28 2017 No.16934007 >>16934001 >Kappa How rare.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 06:58:38 2017 No.16934016

>>16933922
Not all monster girls have the privilege of enjoying hobbies
Some species have thing they were born to do

Honey Bees will work for their Queen same for Giant Ants, Mindlflayers will corrupt women, Kikis will be maids, Jubjubs will jub and Atlach-Nachas will spin their web

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 06:58:42 2017 No.16934017 >>16934007 I just love the whole childhood fried thing. I think it's amazing. That, and they have amazing asses.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 06:59:00 2017 No.16934019 >>16933996 In what way?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 06:59:14 2017 No.16934022 >>16934004 Getting cursed by 7 different Shirohebis would be extremely painful. It'll feel like holding some super hot sauce in your mouth permanently.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:01:04 2017 No.16934027 >>16934019 she will aid lost travelers to nearby amazon villages

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:02:18 2017 No.16934032 >>16933922 Ice Queens would reluctantly rescue people buried in snow by directing Yetis and Whitehorns to him. Sometimes she'd create a new Glacies if she feels like it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:03:04 2017 No.16934035 >>16934022 They must feel bad about themselves when when I start crying due to the pain. What assholes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:06:25 2017 No.16934041 >>16932977 >Ah, husband of mine, have you gotten a little saltier? Something Cheshires would say for 500.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:06:56 2017 No.16934045

>>16933975
Unagi-Joro because she's make a perfect onee-san
Raiju for some electric rape
Ushi-Oni for violent rape (it feels like she lost a lot of popularity recently)
Jurou-Gumo because spiders are great
And finally a Red and a Blue Onis, preferably sisters for optimum snusnu

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:07:36 2017 No.16934046 >>16934027 I see no problem with this, your waifu is doing good work.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:08:04 2017 No.16934048 >>16934045 >Unagi-Joro because she's make a perfect onee-san This

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:09:07 2017 No.16934051 >>16934041 Sandworms are olev and so are Cheshires.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:10:56 2017 No.16934058 >>16934046 i'll tell her

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:12:15 2017 No.16934064 >>16932986 Sandworms can also transform themselves to resemble Lamias. For the times where she has to enter cities without wrecking everything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:14:31 2017 No.16934072 >>16934051 Cheshires are memes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:16:48 2017 No.16934085 >>16934032 >Ice Queen sends Yetis to a man, knowing he'll be cuddled away into a comfy life with cuddlebug wife >Another man that couldn't make it to her frozen palace to make her smile with a warm hug

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:20:58 2017 No.16934106 >>16934032 >Hm... that man is freezing to death >I'll send a woman literally made of ice T-thanks ice queen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:22:08 2017 No.16934111 >>16934085 This is why they're among the most jaded of all MGs. Ice Queens can also see all the other couples cuddling through her blizzards too.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:24:34 2017 No.16934118

>>16933757
I wonder how often flayers get under the table deals to change the contents of a flaying session

>Man wants to be tied up and forced to watch a hung futa fuck and impregnate his waifu
>Waifu won't allow it for obvious reasons
>Manages to convince her to let him live it out once via flaying
>But unbeknownst to him, she contacts the flayer first and explains the situation

>situation starts good, he wakes up tied to a chair in the corner of the room while his wife and another woman flirt, a pronounced bulge in her pants
>It's so vivid he can almost feel his wife's skin as if he himself were touching her
>She pulls down her pants and reveals a huge, turgid bottle of wine
>Frowns, but it makes sense doesn't it? Girls don't have dicks and they clearly want to set the mood while he watches
>Woman throws his wife onto the bed and takes a mouthful of wine.
>It tastes sweet in his mouth, and sweeter yet as he holds his beloved down on the bed an kisses her, sharing his mouthful
>Something seems a little weird to him, but this is normal after all, a man has to be a little forceful and romantic
>The room dims, considerate, and the world seems to shrink until it's just him and his wife.
>There is no chair in the corner, no woman
>Flayer Exits their dream and laughs to herself, brewing a cup of coffee and preparing herself for an hour of shitposting online, only occasionally checking in and making sure the flaying didn't take a strange turn
>The man wakes up in her clinic, more than confused
>he remembers going in for a flaying, but can't for the life of him figure out why
>He doesn't need a flayer to tenderly love his woman between the sheets while holding her hand for the eventual aim of procreation.
>Still, satisfied they leave, his wife shooting the flayer a large grin and a thumbs up behind him
>Another degenerate purified

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:26:36 2017 No.16934130 Crotchless panties or assless panties?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:26:42 2017 No.16934132 >>16934106 It's lewd ice, they'll warm you right up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:27:19 2017 No.16934136 >>16934118 People don't give flayers enough love for the good deeds they do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:27:48 2017 No.16934139 >>16934130 going comando

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:27:57 2017 No.16934140 >>16934130 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:28:26 2017 No.16934142 >>16934130 I actually like vanilla panties the most. Although assless panties are definitely interesting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:28:40 2017 No.16934143 >>16934130 >Crotchless panties My dick is diamonds.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:28:53 2017 No.16934146 >>16934130 Zippers and latex.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:30:03 2017 No.16934155 >>16934136 I have absolutely no qualms with flayers flaying people to be better

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:30:50 2017 No.16934157 >>16934146 >no leather Almost perfect, almost.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:31:11 2017 No.16934159 >>16934136 Do Flayers deleting traumatic memories or phobias count?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:32:50 2017 No.16934165 >>16934157 I just like the tight hugging fit, leather is just as good if that's to your taste. If it's fitted right it's just as lewd.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:33:53 2017 No.16934169 >>16934048 >Teasing you by make you slip face first into her every chance she gets Yep.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:35:50 2017 No.16934179 >>16934169 >>16934048 >you will never have sloppy sex with loud slapping noises with a Unagi-Joro

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:38:26 2017 No.16934192

>>16934130
Crotchless panties for romantic sex
Assless panties for breeding like animals

>>16934111
And after all that you've still got adventurers who only want to meet an Ice Queen to bother her until she gives a reaction
She isn't the Queen's guards, she is the Queen herself. The harassment has to stop

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:40:10 2017 No.16934201 >>16934192 >assless panties >breeding do you know how breeding works?

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:40:46 2017 No.16934203

>>16933991
That's a lot of fluff in that harem, sounds comfy.
>>16934001
>Kitsune-tsuki
Nice to see someone else that remembers them, they're quite interesting since only their man can see their true form. A bit like Living Armor in that respect.
>>16934004
RIP anon, I hope your body can survive the rape that comes after.
>>16934045
Not bad at all, nice to see some variety with everyone's choices actually.

Personally I was thinking
>Nekomata as the token cat girl, need some fluff in the harem
>Kitsune-tsuki for the shrine maiden appeal and having someone to travel into human settlements with if it's required for business reasons
>Ochimusha to serve me and the Nurarihyon as master and mistress, we would tease her a bit and invite her to bed to have threesomes
>Nureonago as a maid and overall great girl
>Red Oni for someone to drink with and have some fun
>Oomukade for something a bit more monstrous and some full body hugs
If I could get a harem like that I'd marry a Nurarihyon in a heartbeat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:41:18 2017 No.16934205 >>16934045 >it feels like she lost a lot of popularity recently Blame Hellhounds.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:42:08 2017 No.16934208 >>16934192 >Assless panties for breeding like animals You have to explain yourself there anon.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:43:12 2017 No.16934216

>>16934165
Granted, if you want to maximize form fitting, latex is the optimal choice, since it doesn't have to be tailor made to fit like a glove and sticks around the joints during movement better than more rigid materials.

So where do you like zippers?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:44:03 2017 No.16934220 >>16934179 Unagi joro a best. Wet slapping sex is the lewdest. I'd record just the noise of me and my waifu's sex because it would make me diamonds.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:44:17 2017 No.16934222 Liches: Please give me your souls. I promise not to pay Manticores to stick them in their Tailpussies, giving you heart pupils while you're looking for a husband.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:44:38 2017 No.16934225 >>16934220 Why do that when you can just pump your waifu full whenever you feel like it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:45:29 2017 No.16934227 >>16934216 >So where do you like zippers? In this case it would be from just above the clit to about an inch past the anus, with a zipper at each end so each hole can be exposed alone if wanted.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:45:32 2017 No.16934228 >>16934205 They ruined a lot of girls. Manticores? Wolves? Ushi Oni? Hell, any dom monstergirl? Why bother right? This one does everything! Fucking trash.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:46:16 2017 No.16934230 >>16934192 You can't breed if it's in the arse though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:48:06 2017 No.16934238 >>16934169 >face planting into a prelubed cleavage No monster should be trusted with the power to make this happen whenever she wants.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:48:49 2017 No.16934241

>>16934169
Unagi-Joros are extremely cunning
Be wary of ever entering the bathroom while she's inside, she will make sure you trip unto her naked body and then make you take responsibility for poking her with your boner

>>16934220
Damn Anon that's lewd
And if you keep it up you won't be able to get hard unless you're hearing these perverted floppy sounds

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:51:23 2017 No.16934250 >>16934201 >>16934208 >>16934230 You haven't tried hard enough.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:52:43 2017 No.16934257 >>16933209 blueberry girls are for ______

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:53:16 2017 No.16934262 >>16934130 Spiders in assless panties.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:53:59 2017 No.16934266 >>16934257 pies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:54:29 2017 No.16934271 >>16934257 fucking until both are satisfied

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:56:13 2017 No.16934279 >>16934257 smiting for the sin of corrupting honest men.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:56:39 2017 No.16934283 >>16933556 Researcher and maybe part time job selling Lich's and Gremlin's stuff.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 07:58:11 2017 No.16934293 >>16934257 Gently princess-carry to bed and consensual slow eyelock sex

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 08:00:06 2017 No.16934302 >>16934262 Assless panties would suit Atlach-Nachas so well You get the innocence of a pair of comfy panties and the lewdness of an exposed spider butt

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 08:01:18 2017 No.16934307 >>16934279 shitposting isn't gonna get you a cute palladin

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 08:01:40 2017 No.16934308

>>16934225
True I could get that at anytime. But maybe say she's not home or she's at work, I'd get myself in the mood for when she comes home with hot audio of slapping, moans and wet noises.

>>16934241
>And if you keep it up you won't be able to get hard unless you're hearing these perverted floppy sounds

That's my fetish, I'd become addicted to her and it. She can blindfold me and cut off other senses just so I can hear only the noises.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 08:25:39 2017 No.16934399 My waifu is a cutie.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 08:27:55 2017 No.16934407 >>16934399 She'd better be. You don't have terrible taste, do you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 08:28:48 2017 No.16934411 >>16934407 He's probably a pleb whomst'se waifu is a kikimora or another terrible monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 08:29:15 2017 No.16934412 >>16934399 No she isn't.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 08:30:18 2017 No.16934416 >>16934411 That's a given, since all monster girls are terrible.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 08:30:46 2017 No.16934417 >>16934411 All waifus deserve respect and no waifu is "pleb tier"

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 08:31:59 2017 No.16934420 Flustered kikimora maid after accidentally stumbling on her master in the shower!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 08:33:28 2017 No.16934423 >>16934420 I'm going to throw things at her and then give her a good old slap like an anime girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 08:33:44 2017 No.16934425 >>16934420 It's an act, she knew exactly where her maser was and walked in on purpose!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 08:34:11 2017 No.16934426 >>16934420 Is it ok to pull my Kikimora in with me, passionately make out with her then fuck her in suspended congress against the wall while she leglocks me and I kiss her neck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 08:35:18 2017 No.16934430 You know why Salamanders are the best? They're the girl most likely to want to watch spaghetti westerns and samurai flicks with you while subsisting on a diet of buttered noodles and beans drowning in fat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 08:35:23 2017 No.16934432 >>16934420 Don't let her find your stash of fap tissues!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 08:37:26 2017 No.16934442 >>16934426 Sounds like a recipe for a slip and fall.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 08:38:35 2017 No.16934446 >>16934430 Is that a healthy diet? It sure sounds like a fun time with a Salamander. I wouldn't mind watching movies with one while she holds me and tells me how proud She is periodically.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 08:41:16 2017 No.16934453 >>16934446 >Is that a healthy diet? It's the appropriate diet for the mood of the marathon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOZH57odl_k

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 08:41:45 2017 No.16934454 >No Wightu to massage my shoulders with her slender yet powerful elven hands on a shallow level, and her ghost claws on a deeper level

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 08:43:48 2017 No.16934461 >>16934442 Oh don't worry, no maid would want to have water drip onto the floor so we'd do it while standing on a towel.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 08:45:01 2017 No.16934467 >>16934453 I'd enjoy it with her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 08:45:06 2017 No.16934469 File: 1.24 MB, 3000x2686, Ayanobro (1.2) [S].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16934399 Mine is too, make sure when you're with your Monster Wife you remind her she's the cutest everyday!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 08:46:43 2017 No.16934477 >>16934454 Elf hands to massage your shoulders, ghost hands to massage your soul. Perfect relaxation.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 08:48:05 2017 No.16934485 File: 405 KB, 748x1258, wightloli.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16934454 Go steal her panties or read her secret diary out loud or you can "accidentally" eat her pudding that she's really looking forward to. Better yet, do all three.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 08:50:56 2017 No.16934498

>>16934485
That would make her annoyed with me, not want to do me a favor.

Besides, your post is fundamentally incorrect.
>Go steal her panties
She doesn't wear any at home, though she still wears her dress when she's feeling seductive
>read her secret diary out loud
It's only full of love confessions, something she whispers into my ear constantly
>"accidentally" eat her pudding
I don't have a death wish

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 08:51:09 2017 No.16934500 >>16933556 Somebody has to make the first butler cafe, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 08:51:36 2017 No.16934503 Man I wanna die

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 08:52:37 2017 No.16934506 File: 323 KB, 426x657, 1438283806388.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This dumb country bumpkin just came in town, how are you going to exploit her?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 08:53:02 2017 No.16934513 >>16934503 >[erotic Wisp noises]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 08:53:16 2017 No.16934515 File: 284 KB, 850x681, Will-o-the-Wisp20.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16934503

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 08:54:05 2017 No.16934518 >>16934506 Does she have a cute accent?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 08:54:09 2017 No.16934521 >>16934503 At least do it spectacularly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 08:54:29 2017 No.16934523 >>16934411 She's a cutie black dragon. >>16934412 Yes she is. >>16934469 I don't really need to remind her because she is well aware of it but I do it anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 08:54:51 2017 No.16934524 >>16934503 DO IT FAGET DON'T LET YOUR DREAM BE DREAMS

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 08:55:33 2017 No.16934525 >>16934506 Make her do manual labor and underpay her. Also, no lunch breaks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 08:55:54 2017 No.16934526 >>16934503 The wisps are wet

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 08:56:07 2017 No.16934527 >>16934523 >She's a cutie black dragon Oh it's Not!Alp.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 08:56:39 2017 No.16934529 >>16934503 Make sure to stream it and post links.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 08:57:10 2017 No.16934533 >>16934518 I don't know. What kind of accents would people from the country have?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 08:57:27 2017 No.16934536 >>16934469 I sure as hell will! When I see her I'll make sure to remind her! She is a cutie!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 08:58:12 2017 No.16934538 >>16934503 do a flip

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 08:58:29 2017 No.16934540 >>16934523 Your waifu is cute, man.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 08:58:31 2017 No.16934542

>>16934506
>Feed her holst milk after taking a bath in a hot spring with her
>Tell her it's custom for men and women to bathe together
>Tell her it's custom for a man to make the woman's body relaxed by massaging it
>Tell her it's tradition for a man to massage a woman's insides with the hardest, thickest thing on his body
>Tell her it's custom for her to marry the first single man who steals her lips
>Steal her lips

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 08:59:04 2017 No.16934543 >>16934529 >Anon streaming from the top of a high building >You can clearly hear multiple wisps fighting for his soul >Others keep chanting "do it faggot"

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 08:59:58 2017 No.16934546 >>16934533 Southern?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:00:02 2017 No.16934547 >>16934420 >Not bathing with her every day as a matter of course

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:00:55 2017 No.16934549 >>16934526 >>16934515 >>16934513 >>16934543 There won't be a soul though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:01:26 2017 No.16934552 >>16934542 So you're going to shove a leg up her ass?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:02:18 2017 No.16934557 >>16934503 At least go with a bang Take a gun and kill as many people as you can

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:02:19 2017 No.16934558 >>16934506 Give her alcohol with a knock out drug and aphrodisiac. Innocent and naive onis are way too tempting a target.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:02:31 2017 No.16934560 >>16934552 My third one, yeah

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:03:05 2017 No.16934563 >>16934549 Not after they're done with it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:04:10 2017 No.16934570 >>16934560 That's nowhere near the biggest or hardest extremity on your body.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:04:41 2017 No.16934571 >>16934570 Wanna bet?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:04:42 2017 No.16934572 >>16934570 not for you

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:05:40 2017 No.16934578 I'd like to die too. I know I never will, but the thought of escaping abuse and poverty is really appealing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:05:57 2017 No.16934580 >>16934571 >>16934572 You guys must have the tiniest limbs ever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:06:19 2017 No.16934583 >>16934563 Get these fucking wisps off me goddamn

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:06:42 2017 No.16934587 >>16934580 In comparison, yeah.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:07:32 2017 No.16934592

>>16933556
Lawyer, I am pretty much a patheticfag, but unlike most patheticfags, rather than whining and complaining each time a MG with standards show up, I look at the profile and the settings with a glass loop scouring the world for workarounds and loopholes in those MGs.

This has allowed me to have loopholes and workarounds for every MG similar to the Salamander (Im still working on Steelim and Nura)

As such I would pretty much be like those lawyers that help you find loopholes, only that instead of saving you from prison or a bad contract, Im saving you from your waifu rejecting you.

I would establish a lawyer firm in MGE to help men get their waifu and become the richest man in MGE.

I take my own weakness and turn it into strenght.

Anon Jr. Waifu Lawyer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:08:03 2017 No.16934600 >>16934527 I'm so happy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:09:46 2017 No.16934605 >>16933743 Why do you think the Minotaur cucks you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:10:58 2017 No.16934611 >>16934583 You're like catnip to them anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:11:40 2017 No.16934616 >>16934600 Why? Because I recognized you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:12:45 2017 No.16934623 >>16934547 >mingling with the servants

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:13:48 2017 No.16934629 >>16934611 I just wanted eternal rest, man...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:14:26 2017 No.16934635 Everyone sad in this thread needs to be cuddlefucked by a MG. Then given a restful sleep and freed of responsibilities for a few days.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:17:04 2017 No.16934647 >>16934629 A Wisp in MGE is likely a woman who died alone so they'd love a husbando who shares those traits. Or they could just lock you up under their dress before you can off yourself. Either way is fine for her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:18:49 2017 No.16934655 >>16934635 where can i get it

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:18:59 2017 No.16934658 >>16934647 I'm not that Anon, but I'm going to die in a dimension where they can't touch me. My soul will disappear if it ever existed, and they'll have to watch me die.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:21:24 2017 No.16934666 >>16934655 There was a CYOA about that posted here a few days ago. You could also wait 2 years and get a second generation VR headset, which will probably have some MG sex stuff.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:29:53 2017 No.16934692 Mershark is a misnomer. It literally means sea shark. They should be called sharkmaids. Nerr.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:30:09 2017 No.16934694 >>16934498 >She doesn't wear any at home What's with the undead and their disdain for undergarments?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:31:05 2017 No.16934696 >>16934692 >sharkmaids Servile sharks? Bah! >>16934694 You can't take it with you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:31:24 2017 No.16934698 >>16934592 Can you fix the dense monster girls who ignore a man who genuinely loves them?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:32:14 2017 No.16934700 >>16934694 They understand the allure of what is bare, but only just hidden elusively. And she doesn't distain panties, as she also respects to allure of taking the off

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:32:27 2017 No.16934703 >>16934666 Really? It's not going to be that long? I can't wait to see my waifu

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:35:03 2017 No.16934709 >>16934692 see >>16502181

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:35:13 2017 No.16934710 >>16934692 Maids a shit

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:39:10 2017 No.16934723

>>16934698
Yes, thats my job.

In fact I am giving free consulting right now.

So anons, if you happen to have the bad luck of liking a MG with standards but yoi dont meet them, dont hate on her, just ask Anon Jr your lawyer.

If you want to know how you can get your waifu, just quote this post followed by the race of your standards MG you want to waifu.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:40:23 2017 No.16934729

>>16934703
In around 2 years, VR will definitely be way better than it is now. Things will look more real, they'll be less buggy, and it'll take less of an expensive PC to use it (FoVated Rendering). You won't have to buy from Facebook either. It's up to KC to write software for your Waifu though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:40:25 2017 No.16934730 Forgot to add: Anon Jr Waifu Lawyer

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:40:57 2017 No.16934733 >>16934616 I can rest in peace now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:42:27 2017 No.16934738 File: 3.82 MB, 2500x3500, Black Beauty.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16934733 Well gee whiz anon, don't go all morbid on me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:46:36 2017 No.16934752 >>16934738 It was good talking to you anon. Maybe I'll even meet my waifu there. Goodbye.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:46:57 2017 No.16934753 >>16934729 When can I have a Lamia coil me in VR and tell me she loves me?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:47:06 2017 No.16934755 File: 1.30 MB, 1977x2800, cheshire cat-police cat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "You just moved here sir? This mamono realm is very dangerous full of rapist monsters. Do you mind if I escort you?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:47:25 2017 No.16934761 >>16934752 Fucking kill yourself. Anon Jr. Waifu Lawyer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:48:00 2017 No.16934764 >>16934738 That waifu is adorable. Lucky anon for his dragonfu

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:48:09 2017 No.16934766 >>16934761 I already did.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:49:06 2017 No.16934772 >>16934755 I'm not sure that cat is trustworthy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:49:14 2017 No.16934773 >>16934755 Facial tattoos on a cop? Something ain't right yo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:53:54 2017 No.16934784 >>16934723 Dragon

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:58:14 2017 No.16934797 >>16934773 We should respect wonderland culture.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 09:59:38 2017 No.16934802 >>16934797 Is wonderland very xenophobic? Do you think they welcome outsiders?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:01:08 2017 No.16934809 >>16934802 They're crazy about them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:01:42 2017 No.16934812 >>16934809 OFF WITH HIS PANTS!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:01:51 2017 No.16934813 >>16934755 I moved here with my wife though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:01:53 2017 No.16934814 >>16934802 They accept all visitors with open legs.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:02:32 2017 No.16934821

>>16934753
Just to see and hear it happen? Around 2 years, if Monster Girl Island has a Lamia.

To actively feel it? That's anyone's guess. It could be around 15 years if VR porn stuff takes off, because Oculus is projecting a huge leap in quality by then. They're also investing in haptics and brain-machine interfaces, as is Elon Musk. Do you believe either of them?

If Elon succeeds with his new company and Tim Urban has the time right, you'll be able to add a Lamia to your house by 2052 or earlier.

It's worth mentioning that Oculus and Elon Musk specialize in being right EVENTUALLY. After some major delays, Oculus did ship a great 1st gen product. He blew up some rockets on the way, but SpaceX has self-landing, reusable spacecraft now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:02:37 2017 No.16934822 >>16934755 I'm scared. I need an adult.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:04:30 2017 No.16934833 >>16934755 Take me to the Trumparts. I need a wife!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:04:42 2017 No.16934834 >>16934821 Damn anon, you know your shit. You're prepared for VR waifus. Just real and truly all I want is to see any monster girl tell me she loves me. Maybe even buy an onahole for the sex stuff.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:05:18 2017 No.16934837 File: 3.22 MB, 3000x3000, Copnubis.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16934822 I AM AN ADULT

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:05:41 2017 No.16934840 >>16934822 She is an adult. In Wonderland years.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:07:51 2017 No.16934848 >>16934837 I'm fine with going with her. Just aslong as she lets me hold her paw.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:11:21 2017 No.16934859 >>16934848 You're just making it worse for yourself.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:12:31 2017 No.16934865

>>16934834
Thanks! If you're wondering about sources:

The time estimates for improved VR were discussed at last year's Oculus Connect. LG, HTC, and Microsoft are the Non-Facebook major players making PC VR stuff. You can find a source for Oculus/Facebook researching brain-machine interfaces just by Googling "Oculus brain machine interface techcrunch." I wouldn't buy into VR until the second generation at least.

Musk's new company is designing neural laces to treat disabilities. The goal of it is apparently to merge people with AI. Tim Urban is a writer and a friend of Musk who wrote a HUGE explanation of what the company is about. It's an extremely long read.

A high quality onahole is really worth it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:13:12 2017 No.16934867 >>16934821 >2052 Oh. I guess I'll do that if the Alzheimers hasn't claimed me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:14:52 2017 No.16934870 >>16934867 You could have it before then! It's anyone's guess. Waifus will enter our life inch by inch, not all at once.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:15:03 2017 No.16934871 >>16934859 But I'd feel safe holding her paw, surely this only makes it better for me? It's not like MGs take handholding as some sort of gesture for marriage.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:16:12 2017 No.16934876 Wonderland would be a really fun place if you didn't expect it to make sense.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:16:13 2017 No.16934877 >>16934870 Will it be affordable?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:16:42 2017 No.16934879 >>16934871 She already has a boyfriend anon. It ain't you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:17:02 2017 No.16934880 >>16934871 MGs take eye contact as a gesture for marriage.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:17:15 2017 No.16934882 >>16934876 Wonderland is fun anyway. Great place for a vacation with your MG wife.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:17:44 2017 No.16934885 >>16934877 >affordable Hahahaha

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:18:32 2017 No.16934889 >>16934879 I doubt that. Surely she wouldn't accept me asking to hold her hand then. That is if she even accepts it. >>16934880 No man is safe from eternal happiness with a monster girl wife then?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:19:39 2017 No.16934893 >>16934889 >I doubt that Boy you're for a cold truth.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:20:18 2017 No.16934896 >>16934889 They can resist temptation for a bit if you are married, but you can't smile.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:20:46 2017 No.16934899 >>16934885 >wealthy anons getting to enjoy VR with their waifus >anons working minimum to average wage jobs still go to bed crying

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:20:53 2017 No.16934900 >>16933626 Mofu attendant

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:22:07 2017 No.16934906 >>16934893 She's just playing hard to get probably. >>16934896 What happens when you smile?

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:22:32 2017 No.16934908

>Incubus husband of a Vampire
>The two of you fall asleep on the couch with her fangs still in you
>Blood starts running everywhere
>One of the maids ends up needing to be punished because she scooped a couple vials of it up and got caught pouring it all over herself

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:22:40 2017 No.16934910 >>16934899 Gotta be smart now and prepare yourself for the future. Get a job in the corporate tech trade: 1) Guaranteed security in the next 20 years and 2) you're likely to be way overpaid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:23:14 2017 No.16934914 >>16934906 You become a target of attempted husbandoing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:23:24 2017 No.16934915 >>16934899 It's basically what people like gazer/miia/jabberfag are doing to you people in the thread, but with pictures.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:23:42 2017 No.16934920

>>16934877
Not right now. But one of the major barriers to entry for VR is price, and technology is being researched to make it easier to buy. Because then they can sell you games, run ads, or something. FoVated Rendering is one technology like that.

VR and AR be affordable eventually, but expensive at first. Elon Musk's crazy dream of building The Culture is completely theoretical, and it's not clear where price comes into it. That would be like asking how much he'd charge to buy a house on Mars. Although he has thought really hard about the price of a ticket.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:24:32 2017 No.16934924 >>16934906 You think you're the only anubisfag? Someone else already got her before she even became a cop.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:25:24 2017 No.16934930 Gyaru Amazoness.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:25:51 2017 No.16934934 >>16934914 Oh come on, he'd be clearly asking for it. No jury of a monster girl's peers would find her guilty.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:26:12 2017 No.16934936 >>16934920 >Elon Musk's crazy dream of building The Culture Wait, wouldn't that mean we'd all be Alping and reverse-Alping and it'd be considered normal? Gross. The Culture sucks. I just wanted to play Damage.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:26:56 2017 No.16934940 >>16934924 Oh well. Guess they're plenty more Anubi in the sea. I'll find one who loves me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:28:25 2017 No.16934952 >>16934940 Anubi don't live in the sea, Anon. They live in deserts. You're doing everything wrong.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:28:41 2017 No.16934954 >>16934936 Technically he only cares about the sapient ships and the neural laces. So we'd be surrounded by cute Automations.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:29:47 2017 No.16934961 >>16934954 Ah. Well that's more Asimov than Banks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:30:10 2017 No.16934964 >>16934952 Then I'll go swimming in the desert until I find one. I'm doing it right!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:31:13 2017 No.16934969 Think again before you do that panty raid on the Sabbath Sorority. You're going to be in big trouble when they find you in possession of little girl panties.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:31:22 2017 No.16934970 >>16934964 Anon you can't swim in sand.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:31:34 2017 No.16934972 >>16934961 Can a robot compose a beautiful symphony? Yes. Please stop quoting that movie.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:32:14 2017 No.16934977 >>16934964 >I'll go swimming in the desert >I'm doing it right! This is going to be one long ass search for an Anubis.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:32:27 2017 No.16934980 >>16934972 Can I talk about the ethics of fucking robots instead? Asimov's books were ahead of their time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:33:05 2017 No.16934986 >>16934934 It's fine if he is alone, that's legal. The problem comes if he's married.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:35:21 2017 No.16934997 >>16934972 I think we actually have an AI that can do that today, as well as some that can play vidya. Also, Russia has robots that can use guns. Captcha seems vwry meta these days

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:35:37 2017 No.16934999 >>16934970 >>16934977 Ssshhh. I'm trying to make myself appeal to Anubi.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:36:21 2017 No.16935002 >>16934999 You already failed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:36:47 2017 No.16935005 File: 87 KB, 602x483, 1493122828036.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Woke up to see Crab mentioning the updated Miia pit. now if only I knew what he was saying

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:37:06 2017 No.16935008 >>16934969 Just nab a racier piece, no one would believe those belonged to a little girl even if you told them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:38:45 2017 No.16935011 >>16935005 I'm guessing he's impressed by that 7m daki.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:39:08 2017 No.16935014 >>16935005 >"Wow look at this pathetic faggot ('ω';) 7" >"You need to get a grip on reality - she won't ever love you because she's not real and never will be." My Japanese is a bit rusty but something relatively close to that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:40:21 2017 No.16935018 >>16935014 Thanks anon, you're right, I should really step my game up and just make her real.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:40:25 2017 No.16935019 >>16935005 >gaijin are fucking weird, why do they imitate us so much Wow that was fucking cold

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:40:27 2017 No.16935020 >>16935014 Do not hurt the miiafag.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:40:36 2017 No.16935022 File: 34 KB, 362x644, 1493390436142.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My fucking Sphinx Imouto keeps making this face. How can I get her to stop without fucking her? We're not blood related, but I'm already married.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:48:00 2017 No.16935055 >>16935005 >Translate from Japanese link just below the tweet Anon...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:50:10 2017 No.16935066 >>16935055 That translate stuff is always bad with nip, sometimes it's impossible to know what they mean

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:50:13 2017 No.16935067

>>16935055
>What people who had ('ω';) 7 m of the pillow Dan far in selling your Chair sake approach to color and are please-not
Truly insightful. I'm amazed technology has advanced so much that two people can seamlessly communicate across oceans and cultures.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:50:36 2017 No.16935068 File: 144 KB, 1200x1129, C-f6-lnUIAElIXE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nice to see the vanilla Arachne get some art.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:51:24 2017 No.16935072 >>16935068 That's a beautiful bust

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:52:21 2017 No.16935074 >>16935055 >Who is this guy ('ω';) 7 meters It's amazing to know the amount of dandruff in a pillow's dildo in color I too am amazed at the amount of dandruff in a pillow's dildo

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:53:06 2017 No.16935079 >>16935067 >Not being far in selling your Chair sake approach to color and are please-not Come on, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:53:38 2017 No.16935081 >>16935072 Arachne are also good cows I assure you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:54:46 2017 No.16935082 >>16935068 Arachne need two abdomens.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:55:48 2017 No.16935086 >>16935082 >>16935068 Thorax* I meant. Arachne need two thoraxes

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:58:19 2017 No.16935096 >>16935068 That's a nice design for her bra.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 10:58:25 2017 No.16935097 File: 697 KB, 1280x1817, 1442029579850.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16935086 It looks like that artist drew those Arachnes proportions to resemble the early art Arachne.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 11:02:36 2017 No.16935120 >>16935097 Why are the webs so damn lewd?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 11:03:13 2017 No.16935125 Pear shaped Dhampirs

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 11:03:15 2017 No.16935127 >>16935120 It makes you want to jump into them while naked right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 11:03:28 2017 No.16935128 >>16935120 They aren't?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 11:03:38 2017 No.16935129 >>16935097 I dislike the more "biologicaly correct" Design of Head > Thorax > Abdomen > Abdomen It should go >Head Thorax > Abdomen > Thorax > Abdomen. They should have a secondary thorax as well

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 11:04:24 2017 No.16935131 >>16934908 >Vampire just lectures the maid not to waste food.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 11:05:03 2017 No.16935137 >>16935127 Damn right it does. I want her to tie me up there and then. >>16935128 Anon they're practically drilling lewd juices.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 11:07:30 2017 No.16935147
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>>16935120
Imagine the pleasure of receiving a nursing handjob from a super busty Arachne, all while bound to her web.
>>16935125
Give her silver hair and dashing half-cape and I'm all in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 11:10:30 2017 No.16935164 >>16935147 >Imagine the pleasure of receiving a nursing handjob from a super busty Arachne, all while bound to her web. Perfect, especially if she gives you lewd talk. Arachne were built for "you're my little caught fly" kind of talk.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 11:10:41 2017 No.16935165 >>16935125 Normal shaped dhampirs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 11:10:59 2017 No.16935167 >>16935147 And a French accent, a cool and confident demeanor with the most perfect strut you've ever seen

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 11:14:48 2017 No.16935184
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>>16935164
>>16935167
I just want some bakunyuu creepy crawly with the ability to lactate at a hair trigger is all. So much so that teasing her long Elven ears would cause her to leak milk.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 11:15:58 2017 No.16935188 >>16935184 Can I also get an Arachne like this? One who binds me in her threads and forces me to drink her milk straight from the tap.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 11:16:31 2017 No.16935190 >>16935167 >maid outfit >French accent >nursing handjob >lewd whispers >gentle femdom take me now, i cant wait any longer

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 11:16:37 2017 No.16935191 File: 250 KB, 1200x899, 0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Even a penguin found himself a waifu Why you don't have a waifu yet?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 11:18:01 2017 No.16935196 >>16935005 >This fucking guy('ω';) >It sure is something that you can actually tell just how much he uses the 7m dakimakura by merely looking at its color

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 11:19:30 2017 No.16935202 >>16935191 Why does it warm my heart so much seeing this? My man found himself a cute penguin waifu. I pray he gets to see her soon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 11:24:39 2017 No.16935223 >>16935202 They are separated by a wall now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 11:25:34 2017 No.16935227 >>16935223 What?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 11:26:53 2017 No.16935234 >>16935227 He went gazerfag route and stopped eating to be with his waifu. They had to break it up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 11:27:47 2017 No.16935237 >>16935005 Your twitter is literally Miaa faggot? Huh, talk about becoming the mask.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 11:27:58 2017 No.16935240

>>16935202
>I pray he gets to see her soon.
That prayer might just be answered
This penguin is 20 years old, which is quite a lot for them.
He might be the penguin equivalent of an 80 year old wizard in poor health who just discovered anime and found a waifu.
>>16935227
He was with her so much that he refused to eat. The zoo couldn't have that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 11:29:30 2017 No.16935243 >>16935237 I made the twitter in the first place to tweet stuff at crab, and I only really use it for that and shitposting now and then, so no real point in changing it

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 11:31:29 2017 No.16935255 >>16935234 >>16935240 >stopped eating because he loved his waifu so much Stop, you're hurting my heart too much.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 11:33:13 2017 No.16935265

>>16935243
It's obvious, but I'm still surprised you didn't even think of a cheeky name. Well, time to see if translator anon shows up.

That reminds me, whatever happened to Othersideofsky anons? I think I recall him going to do unrelated translations but I'm not sure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 11:33:27 2017 No.16935267 >even animals understand the superiority of 2D monster girl waifus

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 11:34:07 2017 No.16935273 >>16935255 He just wanted to be with her. At least he got soms cute art. I swear to god if he dies because they were separated I will get sad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 11:36:22 2017 No.16935281 File: 97 KB, 727x673, C-euGT9UAAEFcpQ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16935255 >Stop No. This is a love so pure it makes people wonder if they ever loved at all, and it must be spread all over.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 11:38:19 2017 No.16935288 >>16935281 This one is FAKE NEWS

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 11:38:47 2017 No.16935291 >>16935281 I refuse to believe this, save yourself from this existential hell nip penguin. Inb4 already ded

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 11:39:02 2017 No.16935292

>>16935273
Just saw some art, and holy shit that's adorable. I hope he gets through it.

>>16935281
YAMERO

This love is too pure. The guy literally doesn't want to eat because he just wants to sit there with her and look at her. I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 11:39:36 2017 No.16935296 I need something to write to fix this block

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 11:39:40 2017 No.16935297 >>16935281 >forcibly torn from his beloved 2D waifu >wallows in sadness and slowly starves to death nice one zookeepers

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 11:40:40 2017 No.16935303 File: 610 KB, 2048x1536, pepapu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16935281 Not true, lurk moar in the KF threads

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 11:43:26 2017 No.16935314 >>16935281 Have strength little penguin friend. Your waifu loves you and she wants you to eat. >>16935297 This has to be a wake up call for people to start investing into 2D waifus and making them real.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 11:45:49 2017 No.16935320 >>16935303 God damnit Japan, will I be able to look at something and not think about cute girls and get aroused?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 11:46:43 2017 No.16935323 >he's currently not massaging the delicious flat chest of a familiar/witch sitting in his lap Explain yourself

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 11:47:53 2017 No.16935329 >>16935323 Too busy massaging the delicious flat chest of a spider sitting on my lap

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 11:48:00 2017 No.16935331 >>16935323 Why would I do that when I could be massaging muh waffle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 11:50:32 2017 No.16935342 File: 845 KB, 1084x1300, 1493330494492.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16935320 You should see how they genderflip historical figures to become Servants in a mobage.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 11:53:23 2017 No.16935354 >>16935329 Atlach Nacha? Patrician tier taste. But wouldn't she just insult you while you rubbed? You know she'd secretly love it by her little fidgets and squirms.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 11:53:38 2017 No.16935356 >>16935323 I'd rather massage a familiar's pussy with my dick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 11:55:20 2017 No.16935363 >>16935356 Reminder that little girl's are tight. Only use one finger.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 11:55:53 2017 No.16935366 >>16935354 Not a Nacha, a flat spider.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 11:56:22 2017 No.16935369

>>16935288
>>16935303
Alright, I'll hold this L.
I know moon and found a Japanese article
http://news.livedoor.com/article/detail/12998847/
Which has quote from the zookeepers
>「グレープはお爺ちゃんなので、閉園後はプールに落ちないように網の柵の中に入って貰っています。おそらくその写真は、閉園時間が過ぎた後にお客様が撮られたものだと思います」
>Since Grape-kun is elderly, to prevent him from falling into the pool, we have him go behind the fence whenever it's closing time. That photo was probably taken when the zoo began to close.
However, it doesn't change the fact that Grape-kun has been staring at Hululu for hours on end, on every single day since she was placed there.

IF THAT'S NOT LOVE THEN YOU DO NOT KNOW LOVE

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 11:57:44 2017 No.16935375 >>16935369 I bet all the other female penguins get jealous because he's giving all of his attention, worship and love to his superior 2D penguin waifu

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 11:58:02 2017 No.16935376

>>16935342
Yeah I know, I've seen some examples but I don't want to know more, pretty sure I saw girl!Oda Nobunaga for starters, luckily I don't give a shit about him.

I mean I can't even look at the mannequins of a shop close to where I live because they look like sexy robots, and that's the tamer thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 11:58:52 2017 No.16935379 >>16935366 I mean you could have a Nacha. They're cute flat spiders. But I guess flat Arachne are also cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 12:03:45 2017 No.16935414 >>16935296 Write bout a umi osho

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 12:04:07 2017 No.16935416 >>16935379 Nacha is best MGE spider but I've never really seen a spider girl that perfectly matches what I want.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 12:05:09 2017 No.16935425 >>16935356 >not massing both pussy and chest Sad!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 12:07:12 2017 No.16935436 File: 338 KB, 803x786, 1451927173560.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Familiars need more love, be they loli, pear-shaped loli, chubby, oppai loli, or ara ara.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 12:08:35 2017 No.16935447 >>16935436 There are no busty familiars, they are a race created by Baphomets.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 12:08:54 2017 No.16935450 >>16935323 Working. I feel guilty over 'big bro' not being able to spoil her rotten. All the fun stuff costs money, and until we can get mamomana to fix this, this is how it's gonna have to be...

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 12:09:57 2017 No.16935455 >>16935425 >fucking her while she's seated on your chest and you massage her chest Nigga that's lewd. Familiar's are nice though so why not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 12:10:16 2017 No.16935459 >>16935447 Not if an oppai potion or wonderland cake have anything to say about it. But even then I'd just prefer a loli cat Familiar with a fat ass, kinda like the one from Averages story.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 12:11:00 2017 No.16935465 >>16935414 Boring

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 12:14:49 2017 No.16935488 >>16935455 I meant seated on your lap, always embarrassing to notice brain farts too late. Imagining a smug familiar laughing about it makes it slightly better though.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 12:17:21 2017 No.16935500

>>16934784
Dragons unlike popular belief, are not MGs with standards.

The problem with Dragons is to find one, rather than having one to accept you.

I would recommend walking around the general area where they are known to live. The problem with this, is that you are subject to luck and her deciding she wants to hunt for a husband and that out of everyone she sees you are the best.

Now, if you are like me, you will consider that you will never be picked over any other man, so this is not an option for you as you will want to avoid any scenario when you will have to compete with any other male.

Your key to victort lie in getting to a Dragon's lair alone, when she is not loolking at any other male.

I suggest asking a Hakutaku for help in this task, or hone a teleportation spell enough to land at her lair or nearby, as you risk being hunted and raped by other mamono if you walk the entire way.

Once there just propose to her, if possible even offer her jewelry like a wedding ring, they like that.

Dragons have one of the highest reproductive drives of all monsters, having a willing male inches from her proposing her and with no other male around, guarantee she will pick you.

The problem here, will be to convince her that you did not come to slay her or steal her treasure, it is important that you keep your resolve during this time, the Dragon might threaten you, turn into her true form and threaten to incinerate you, perhaps even rough you. Mantain your resolve, tell her dying is preferable for you than living without her and state your intention. If you do that, she will melt. At all times appeal to her pride and compliment her beauty.

Dragons have high pride, so she might ask you to perform a quest like stealing a rare gem from an Order vault or something, to prove your sincerity. You must not need to fear failing the test, as the Dragon will likely keep close watch on you and step in, if it gets too dangerous or cant succeed. She only do this to see how far you are willing to go for her.

I suggest again, asking for the help of a Hakutaku, as she might be able to instruct you in preparing a charm of potion that will make the Dragon want you without having to risk going through the hassle of a possible test.

Do this and you will have a Dragon waifu, anon.

Anon Jr. Waifu Lawyer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 12:25:57 2017 No.16935527 >>16935500 Holy hell anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 12:26:27 2017 No.16935530 I dont like lolis and Nachas. But for some strange reason, I have a desire to get insulted by a Nacha to the point I get so pissed off I shout > "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" And force my dick down her fucking throat piercing her mouth like a fucking toothbrush

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 12:28:05 2017 No.16935537 >>16935500 If I follow all of this I get a Dragon wife? Absolute steal! I'll do it for a dragonfu! It will all be worth it when I get to be in her protective cuddle and she calls me her precious treasure

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 12:29:07 2017 No.16935543 >>16935530 And that's how you get turned into her husband. Like exactly what you described is how they get husbands.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 12:30:37 2017 No.16935552 >>16935530 I'd rather force her to suck it against the side of her mouth so her cheek sticks out and there's a very noticeable bulge. Why must those spiders be so tempting?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 12:30:39 2017 No.16935554 >>16935500 Alright, you're legit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 12:31:41 2017 No.16935558 >>16935530 >piercing her mouth like a fucking toothbrush Araragi pls

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 12:32:43 2017 No.16935567 >>16935530 >Not piercing her mouth like a nautilus' spine One job Nasu

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 12:35:27 2017 No.16935582 >>16935567 This isn't about mollusks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 12:37:36 2017 No.16935594 Friendly reminder that cum is actually excellent toothpaste for monstergirls, especially the small ones.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 12:39:39 2017 No.16935600 >>16935594 >The Sabbath recommends brushing your teeth 2-3 times a day with your husband's/boyfriend's cum

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 12:39:44 2017 No.16935601 >>16934130 No panties. Just stockings and a garter belt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 12:40:21 2017 No.16935605 >>16935594 I want to be tied up and furiously jerked off by an Atlach Nacha while she insults me for being such a sub-human. Then watch her brush her teeth with my cum.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 12:41:07 2017 No.16935609

> Sigh..... okay stupid half assed spider, listen up and listen well. I have been patient with you, but you are about to make my patience run out. I recieve any more shit from you, ANY, and I will give you a fucking bitchslap and then shove my dick inside your mouth you fucking hear me?!

She has never seen anon so pissed. Where is the cute nice guy she met?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 12:41:23 2017 No.16935612 >>16935601 I like this guy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 12:42:16 2017 No.16935617 >>16935296 Same. Been stumped for a week.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 12:42:23 2017 No.16935618 >>16935594 >daughteru dickers give their daughters facials with their seed every morning and night for tooth brushing You put this image in my head. Apologize.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 12:43:06 2017 No.16935620 >>16935609 She's just going to keep insulting him until he slips up and becomes her husband. Her obedient spider husband.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 12:43:34 2017 No.16935623 >>16935530 Brat taming is always a fun endeavour.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 12:43:57 2017 No.16935626

>>16934130
Standard nonlewd panties. Panties with missing parts allows one to view the goods in an instant, which although might seem like a positive thing at first it just ends there. Full panties prevent sight yet are still panties nonetheless, which leaves the beholder to actively imagine himself taking them off, or the waifu in question seductively sliding them off. With crotchless/assless panties, it beats the point, they might as well not be there at all and add nothing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 12:45:50 2017 No.16935629 >>16934930 I'm scared. Yet very aroused.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 12:46:34 2017 No.16935630 >>16934130 Regular, fairly plain and modest panties, except made of latex.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 12:50:02 2017 No.16935648 I think Nacha just appeal to that primary design to tell the nagging women in our lives to SHUT UP, BITCH!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 12:51:21 2017 No.16935652 >>16935612 >another anon loves the flawless combination of stockings and garter belts Did we just become best friends?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 12:53:54 2017 No.16935664 >>16934399 Oh I would know mate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 12:55:16 2017 No.16935669 >>16935648 That's exactly their appeal, MGE is meant to be stress relief for depressed japanese salarymen and many of them wish they could fuck the shit out of a nagging female manager to shut her up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 12:59:15 2017 No.16935693 File: 23 KB, 201x535, 07ED319A-F3DC-4DC7-BB6D-7195F08E4049-3612-000007949DD6F958.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16935594

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 12:59:18 2017 No.16935694 >>16935669 Right after posting this I started having ideas of a christmas cake office nacho who acts like a massive bitch. Why did I not think of this before? Shoving her over her desk and changing her attitude the fun way is too appealing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 13:02:48 2017 No.16935711 >>16934503 >4 hours ago Here's hoping you're in the rope by now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 13:03:40 2017 No.16935714 >>16935694 > "Lowest scum! You lazy bum you are a fucking nee-" > "?!" puts dick in her mouth > "MPPGH! YLL! FCKIMBCL! SCM!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 13:04:10 2017 No.16935718 >>16935711 Wisp get off the internet and stop shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 13:07:38 2017 No.16935732 >>16935718 I actually like wisps, they're great girls. And hey atleast you won't be lonely anymore when you kill yourself

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 13:08:20 2017 No.16935739

>>16935714
>going straight to face fucking
I was thinking more of ripping open her buttoned up shirt and having some fun with her huge spider tits as she yells every insult under the sun.
Then getting her off the desk, throw her to her knees and cockslap her, telling her that she knows what to do.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 13:09:29 2017 No.16935748

>>16935652
>showing off the beautiful legs
>emphasising hips and thighs with garter belt
>easy access for facesitting, eating her out or putting your dick in either hole while still looking like a ara ara goddess in sexy lingerie

They just sound so good

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 13:11:09 2017 No.16935756 Reminder to keep your Altach-Nachas away from online video games unless you offer to become her stress reliever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 13:13:23 2017 No.16935769 >>16935732 If a Wisp gets her husband in spirit form, they'll have a lot of sex to show off their love when normies come nearby.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 13:15:58 2017 No.16935789 >>16935756 >have to fuck you altach-nacha waifu as she lays back in her gaming chair because she got a 24 hour ban from her favourite game

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 13:16:12 2017 No.16935791

>>16935756
>implying that's not what I want
>implying I don't want to be her little stress toy she can hit and kick when she loses a game
>implying I don't want to be her dickthrone or gaming chair
>implying I don't want to be the punching bag she can throw all sorts of insults at

I thought you knew me. And besides, if I get to be her chair then I can sneakily sniff her hair when she's not paying attention. God only knows what happens when she finds out her disgusting dirty servant has gone and sniffed her beautiful hair.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 13:16:51 2017 No.16935795 >>16935756 Oh the number of videos online about Nachos snapping over people trolling them online.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 13:20:22 2017 No.16935818 >>16935795 And just as many videos of unmarried nachos being tracked down and raped on stream by a male fan who becomes her husband.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 13:21:36 2017 No.16935826 >>16935795 >Anon donated $3 >You are flat XDDDDD >[angry nacho noises]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 13:23:15 2017 No.16935836 >>16935818 People won't stop swating nachos and oh boy they get mad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 13:26:42 2017 No.16935853 File: 70 KB, 580x418, Smugelf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16935693 You're my nigger for posting a panel from that doujin

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 13:28:18 2017 No.16935860 >>16935853 sauce?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 13:31:30 2017 No.16935876 >>16935860 You'll be disappointed

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 13:33:38 2017 No.16935885 >>16935748 >ara ara goddess in sexy lingerie That pretty much sums up my perfect woman.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 13:33:59 2017 No.16935888
File: 73 KB, 478x427, Anon meeting Holstaur's father.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>16935860
https://exhentai.org/g/112098/ba84ea327a/

Has one of the most disappointing endings of all time, but still not as degenerate as https://exhentai.org/g/801871/58037bfd64/

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 13:34:07 2017 No.16935889 >>16935876 yuri? I meant >>16935693 that doujin

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 13:38:50 2017 No.16935905 >>16935889 https://exhentai.org/s/afd29c0e0f/476642-7

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 13:40:50 2017 No.16935917 >>16935888 >disappointing Its literally just petplay of sorts. They're both happy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 13:41:08 2017 No.16935920 >>16935748 >your Kikimora will never clean your house in nothing but a choker, and stockings and garter belt when she's in heat

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 13:41:16 2017 No.16935921 >>16935917 Female petplay?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 13:41:21 2017 No.16935922 >>16935791 Do you trick her into playing I wanna be the guy where one death = one slap from her?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 13:41:53 2017 No.16935925 >>16935888 What of the one you posted an image of?

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 13:42:18 2017 No.16935928

>>16935917
She's mindbroken and growing armpit hair. That's maximum degeneracy. Not really, though.
I have a doujin full of fucking furfaggotry and other stuff that only gets a pass because there's a story more vanilla than fucking French Vanilla in it, beneath the mire of shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 13:43:47 2017 No.16935935 >>16935922 That sounds like a good game to play. Although my heart would sink when I'd see that death screen because I knew what would be coming.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 13:45:55 2017 No.16935947 >>16935928 Armpit mofu is nice when it's KC's style. Like a bit of the Hellhound's chest fluff under her armpits. Then again I have a smell fetish so it's probably just me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 13:46:35 2017 No.16935951 File: 130 KB, 524x672, Smugwillothewisp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16935925 https://exhentai.org/g/575681/5694131e81/ I've got you senpai.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 13:46:44 2017 No.16935952 >>16935905 >mommyshit >shotashit Wew, what a fucking trash Sad

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 13:49:36 2017 No.16935965 You know what we need? >gyaru Monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 13:53:24 2017 No.16935977 File: 99 KB, 700x1200, 1485571052039.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16935965

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 13:53:51 2017 No.16935981 >>16935965 https://exhentai.org/g/794109/2d9f723429/ Gyaru Succubus with this body type.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 13:54:57 2017 No.16935982 File: 908 KB, 1895x1895, Cx5jAQtVEAEh2TZ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to get trapped in a foxes illusion.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 13:55:52 2017 No.16935987 >>16935977 This is the perfect female body. I have a need to breed her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 13:57:48 2017 No.16935995 >>16935965 I see gyaru something at least two times every thread. Pure gyarus?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 13:58:07 2017 No.16935996 >>16935952 Gay

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 13:58:40 2017 No.16936000 "Help me wash my abdomen? If you do I'll make it up to youuu~" http://i.imgur.com/oeZ4Vh9.png

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 13:59:25 2017 No.16936003 File: 1.28 MB, 1000x1412, 8528d7281ebfb234ccb2c7f35cb7dbeb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16935965

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 13:59:51 2017 No.16936006 >>16936000 Anons be careful when touching the rape spider cow's abs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 14:00:34 2017 No.16936009 >>16935982 Don't we all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 14:00:49 2017 No.16936011 >>16936003 I want her to try and grab me so that I can go "eewww" and say that I'm not a fan of chitin, then get away from her. I bet she'd cry gyaru tears. and get runs in her spray tan.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 14:02:40 2017 No.16936022 >>16935965 Gyaru Apophis please.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 14:02:56 2017 No.16936024 >>16935818 >Who are you and wtf are you doing in my cave? >Oh, it's that trash who keeps donating to me They proceeded to have sex on stream afterwards

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 14:05:54 2017 No.16936037 >>16936022 Ew.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 14:07:12 2017 No.16936042 >>16936024 More like she tells him to get the fuck out her cave and he proceeds to prone bone her on stream while she cusses at him. Everyone in the chat would be laughing at her being tsundere and getting what she deserves.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 14:08:13 2017 No.16936046 >>16936003 >Failed suicide attempt when she was 15 I don't have a thing for insect girls but I want to protect this one specifically.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 14:08:20 2017 No.16936047 >>16936042 That would be one hellof a show. After it's over they move in to the next target.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 14:11:53 2017 No.16936061 >>16936046 >Taking threadcanon as Regura canon

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 14:13:11 2017 No.16936068 >>16936061 I just liked the pick-a-waifu picture setup.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 14:13:14 2017 No.16936069 >>16936046 Not canon though, that's just a CYOA

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 14:20:52 2017 No.16936084

>>16936047
I'd stay with her, then whenever she starts getting angry on stream I can throw her on the bed and pound the hell out of her.

The channel would double as an amateur porn one as well as a gaming one. Monster girls and humans alike would tune in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 14:22:36 2017 No.16936093 >>16936084 Yeah, but because you stayed with her the Nachos fans would go to another Nacho. It's pretty much a dating service.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 14:25:40 2017 No.16936100 >>16936046 Wait what?

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 14:29:52 2017 No.16936111

>>16936093
True, the only ones left would be the ones who wanted a bit of porn and gaming.

Monster girl streaming services would indeed be like dating sites like you say. Even for the human streamers who have their homes broken into by Manticores and Hellhounds.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 14:34:44 2017 No.16936123 >>16936111 >Streaming for monster and humans alike, just having some fun >Recieve a donation that says "I'm coming for you and you'll be cumming for me." >Sweating intensifies >Chat cheers on and says that I'm done for

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 14:42:40 2017 No.16936150 >>16936123 So what shows up, a manticore built like a jinko or an average height yet toned Hellhound, a cruel teenage Jorougumo or a strongfat ushi? Either way you're probably doomed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 14:43:09 2017 No.16936152 File: 3.51 MB, 1200x6500, 1493228467580.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16936100 Some CYOA using, among others, that image.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 14:44:13 2017 No.16936154
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>>16935965
The ghoul would be a good candidate for a gyaru monster. She's already got the brown skin and light hair. Just picture her in a loose school uniform, lazily sitting in class, making direct eye contact with you while she lewdly sucks on a lolipop.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 14:46:17 2017 No.16936158 >>16936152 There's a nice amount of monster girl CYOA out there thanks to /tg/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 14:49:48 2017 No.16936171 >>16936152 GIVE ME TANITH

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 14:51:49 2017 No.16936179 >>16936150 It was just an oomukade. Her friends forced her to do it and she panicked.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 14:53:43 2017 No.16936186 >>16936152 Why is the MILF moth 19?

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 14:54:42 2017 No.16936189

>>16934118
I get that futa is not good. I don't like futa. But now you have planted the seeds in my head, that my waifu will not share whatever fetishes I have. However, instead of confronting me about this, she will go behind my back to ridicule me, and eventually brainwash me. I am now terrified. You opened pandoras hugbox for me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 14:59:26 2017 No.16936209 >>16936189 Don't like shit things then. Or have some faith in your waifu that she will only do what's best for you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 15:01:22 2017 No.16936217 I recall KC once saying that there is a Cheshire Tiger (Wonderland Jinko) I wonder if she will ever get uploaded and what will she be like?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 15:03:08 2017 No.16936224 >>16936217 Oh god.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 15:05:02 2017 No.16936234 >>16936209 I want my waifu to hold my head into her chest while she tells me how she forgives me for every fetish I've imagined on her that I regret and hate. Also if she tells me how she's always here to make me see straight

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 15:09:15 2017 No.16936249 Looks like all those story ideas and related posts got deleted. Clutter reduction I'm guessing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 15:09:26 2017 No.16936250 >>16936217 >crazy abs I am interested

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 15:10:05 2017 No.16936251 File: 102 KB, 1147x1110, C92sOCZUAAIsvGc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16936217 They sound formidable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 15:11:46 2017 No.16936257 >>16936224 What?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 15:13:33 2017 No.16936264 >>16936249 I can appreciate someone wanting to write a story but roll posts very quickly turn things into a mess.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 15:14:56 2017 No.16936273 >>16936257 I think that would be irresponsible.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 15:17:41 2017 No.16936279 >>16936209 I don't think I like shit things but what if she hates them anyways?

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 15:18:13 2017 No.16936281

Random chance writefags are a mess. It pretty much reduce to the winner getting berated by salty anons that didn't won and a subsequent shitstorm. Making them into a no-win situation.

Lose - For the writefag who might not even like the story

Lose - For all salty anons

Lose - For even the winner who might have his victory turned into a bittersweet one over the vitriol poured at him

Lose-Lose-Lose.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 15:19:38 2017 No.16936283 >>16936273 What would be irresponsible?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 15:21:30 2017 No.16936286 >>16936283 Having a wonderland jinko. I don't think you understand she would be a cheshire on steroids.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 15:21:42 2017 No.16936287 >>16936123 >Anon is done for, how could he recover? >Is it gonna be an Ushi Oni? RIP Anon's house At least you got tons of new subs and donations

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 15:24:05 2017 No.16936295 >>16936186 MILF according to who

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 15:24:26 2017 No.16936297 >>16936287 Oh those ignorant fools. Monsters are silly beings thinking a mere human like me wouldn't have a certain trick on his sleeves.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 15:24:30 2017 No.16936298 >>16936286 >anon comes home from work >all his locks are broken in such a way that he can't open it >chesire jinko giggles as she watches anon try to break into his own house

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 15:24:32 2017 No.16936299 >>16936281 >Caring what people say about you, an anonymous poster, on a Pan-Asian frogleg cooking forum Grow a backbone

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 15:28:02 2017 No.16936307 >>16936295 According to Regura. She's literally the MC's mother reincarnated as a black moth in the doujin she's in. Still fucks him, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 15:32:46 2017 No.16936322 >>16936297 Does it involve raging mushrooms?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 15:33:48 2017 No.16936327 >>16936322 What do you think? I'm not going to be raped no matter what.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 15:35:03 2017 No.16936330 >>16936307 I'm both disgusted and aroused.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 15:37:16 2017 No.16936339 >>16936327 It's not rape if you are both screaming.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 15:40:02 2017 No.16936344 >>16936264 It did turn into a bit of a cluster. Guess we'll see if the writefag delivers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 15:40:40 2017 No.16936345 >>16936339 Exactly. We are going to be clinging to one another and I'll be pumping her full of babies. No rape there, just me making a viewer happy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 15:41:13 2017 No.16936348 >>16936327 it's not rape if you consent

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 15:41:21 2017 No.16936349 >>16936217 She'd rely more on her strength and speed than trickery. I'm guessing her suit is Spades just like the Cheshire.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 15:42:40 2017 No.16936353 >>16936348 It's not rape if she's in doggystyle getting pounded and begging for more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 15:43:14 2017 No.16936356 >>16936307 She's not a MILF on the image though

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 15:43:40 2017 No.16936359 >>16936353 why are you repeating me

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 15:44:32 2017 No.16936363 >>16936359 Because I am you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 15:45:40 2017 No.16936369 >>16936363 no, you are me

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 15:45:58 2017 No.16936372 File: 58 KB, 450x273, Lich52.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you steal your waifu's pudding that she's really been looking forward to?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 15:46:43 2017 No.16936378 >>16936372 i would mastrubate in it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 15:47:52 2017 No.16936381 >>16936369 I am thou, thou art I. >>16936372 Not really, but if she touches mine I'll eat everything she buys.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 15:48:36 2017 No.16936385 >>16936353 t. anon before ahegaoing in front of all the watchers

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 15:49:02 2017 No.16936388 >>16936381 who's thou

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 15:50:27 2017 No.16936392 >>16936385 I can see them going nuts when they notice that delicious raging mushroom going into my mouth. >>16936388 Your persona.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 15:53:02 2017 No.16936400 >>16936356 >She's not a MILF in the CYOA image that has nothing to do with who she is in the doujin universe Regura has No fucking shit, sherlock.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 15:53:07 2017 No.16936401 File: 333 KB, 750x817, 1474165159942.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Please describe cozy romantic scenes with your waifu They will make you happy inside.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 15:53:45 2017 No.16936406 >>16936401 I do that before I sleep.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 15:54:46 2017 No.16936409 >>16936392 you can't be my persona. you're just a insignificant spec in our universe trying to get some meaning by posting online about your fictional lover

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 15:54:47 2017 No.16936410 >>16936372 Hell no. Taking her sweets is a death sentence. Besides, I don't have as much of a sweet tooth (especially compared to a Gremlin). Which is odd, considering I like making sweets.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 15:56:43 2017 No.16936415 >>16936401 She's too small

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 15:57:35 2017 No.16936416 >>16936372 No. I'd be "afraid" of punishment.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 15:58:50 2017 No.16936419 >>16936401 i wrote a long greentext for this but i deleted it it depressed me that i will never experience it

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 16:00:15 2017 No.16936425

>>16936372
Absolutely.

This results in pouting. Pouting is cute.
The trick is having a SEKRIT™ backup pudding she likes even more.

The initial theft results in both pouting and a greater appreciation for a superior pudding she knew not of. Easy efficiency.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 16:05:40 2017 No.16936440 >>16936372 If she steals my food I'll steal hers. Fair's fair.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 16:12:03 2017 No.16936462 >>16936401 I just want to give a monster girl a nice massage after she's had a hard day's work. I wish that writefag would come back

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 16:16:26 2017 No.16936476 >>16936372 Of course, someone else's pudding is always the tastiest.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 16:17:22 2017 No.16936480 File: 512 KB, 768x1000, 62610578_p6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16936462 That is among the finer things in life.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 16:19:38 2017 No.16936487 >>16936462 If writefags leave they probably have good reason in their views for it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 16:22:16 2017 No.16936498 File: 202 KB, 1048x738, C-g3AAYVwAE_OH3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw shirohebi cover >tfw scans never ever

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 16:23:29 2017 No.16936507 >>16936498 Fuck I'm excited now. I need dem scans. If it's anything like past MGE doujins, it's probably going to be top tier.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 16:24:15 2017 No.16936511 File: 91 KB, 620x877, Happy_Hellhound.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16936401 When I've had a bad day, she pulls me into her embrace, and whispers into my ear with her hot breath about how much she loves me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 16:26:14 2017 No.16936518 >>16936498 I like how she's already got her fire ready.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 16:27:21 2017 No.16936520 File: 778 KB, 1000x724, 1493411241238.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Now is she breedable?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 16:28:11 2017 No.16936529 >>16936520 A grumpy bitch is what she is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 16:28:16 2017 No.16936530 >>16936401 >Listening to some music while cuddling my shortstack tanuki waifu. That's my dream scenario.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 16:28:31 2017 No.16936532

>>16936480
I just want to be able to make a griffon feel good with my hands, working on her back muscles and shoulders after she's been hunting and carried a large animal home.

It's little things like that I could do for her even if she was the one feeding us.
>>16936487
True, I just hope it wasn't life treating him bad. He only posted one story here, had plans to do more and was generally well received.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 16:28:49 2017 No.16936534 >>16936520 She always is, but only if you can free her form her Khorne-tier rage. Good luck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 16:28:51 2017 No.16936535 >>16936520 She's always been breedable. Anon you seriously don't know how many daughterus I'd knock her up with and take responsibility.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 16:29:18 2017 No.16936538 >>16936520 Don't know. I'll take her home to find out if she is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 16:29:21 2017 No.16936540 >>16936529 >Implying you wouldn't like the hate sex that never devolves into cuddling

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 16:30:24 2017 No.16936543
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>>16936401
Both of us are laying in bed cuddling and playing Pokemon Crystal together. Her left hand moving the character and my right hand using the A and B buttons. We try and not talk to make decisions in the game, but rather guess what the other wants to do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 16:30:36 2017 No.16936545 >>16936535 >Breeding a thing that cant be killed at all Wouldn't that cause trouble in the future?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 16:31:09 2017 No.16936546 Oppai loli alices with breasts far too large for their frames!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 16:31:40 2017 No.16936548 >>16936545 You don't want to have indestructible and scary as hell daughterus? It's like any man's dream.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 16:34:23 2017 No.16936561 >>16936520 Who is that?

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 16:34:28 2017 No.16936563

>>16936545
>>16936548
>create an army of indestructible daughterus
>take over the world
>start dumping all your research into rockets and space colonization
>send your army of indestructible daughterus out into space to find husbands and new homes
This is my end goal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 16:34:29 2017 No.16936564 >>16936548 Hell no. Those daughterus would hit puberty eventually.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 16:35:06 2017 No.16936569 >>16936545 Exactly this >>16936548 Sure it may cause some difficulties in the future. But atleast I'll have adorable daughterus to remember my legacy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 16:37:52 2017 No.16936580 >>16936563 i like the way you think anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 16:38:29 2017 No.16936584 >>16936563 Conquest is a great dream and more than enough reason to fuck her. Good man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 16:38:49 2017 No.16936587 >>16936563 >>16936569 Yes, I'm glad you understand. We must search for the strongest waifus and breed them, for glory and love

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 16:40:15 2017 No.16936594 >>16935537 > If I follow all of this I get a Dragon wife? Absolute steal! I'll do it for a dragonfu! Yes, be happy anon. If you want I would greatly appreciate a couple of gold coins from your Dragonfu hoard as support. Anon Jr. Waifu Lawyer

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 16:41:30 2017 No.16936601 >>16936594 Seems like a good enough trade for what I get out of it. I'm sure a dragon could spare a few coins for a loving husband.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 16:42:57 2017 No.16936608 >>16936594 >>16936601 >Trying to get gold from a dragon And here I thought you were smart, for shame anons.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 16:44:52 2017 No.16936618 >>16936608 Sorry anon. I just thought, you know a dragon would understand and especially after she saw that she got a husband out of the service.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 16:47:07 2017 No.16936628 >>16936618 Dragons will always give up gold if their anons ask it with a puppy face.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 16:47:19 2017 No.16936629 >>16936618 I'm not saying it is impossible, just that the dragon will need some time to get used to her new treasure you know? If you want some gold from her you better make a real long payment plan, a few years at least.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 16:47:26 2017 No.16936630 >>16936618 She can go get one herself without the need to spend any gold.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 16:51:28 2017 No.16936648 >>16936608 Consider it a dowry or weregild

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 16:51:33 2017 No.16936649 >>16936628 They probably do. She wouldn't be able to resist precious treasure puppy eyes! >>16936629 I see, maybe I'd be able to pay it back later. >>16936630 Anon that makes me feel sad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 16:53:42 2017 No.16936661 >>16936649 I mean, you would need to work real hard to show that you were worth the money, otherwise she would be losing a lot. Don't be sad anon, be happy that you at least have her in sights and try to make her happy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 16:55:49 2017 No.16936670 File: 206 KB, 1269x1461, C-gFsXXXgAISJEv.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Look at this freak's huge yaoi hands! Let's bully her!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 16:56:12 2017 No.16936671 Where are my daily lewds Melon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 16:58:07 2017 No.16936675 >>16936670 I don't feel like it. Trolls are too lovely.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 16:58:14 2017 No.16936677 >>16936670 Bullying sweet girls gets you a free baseball bat applied to your teeth, you know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 16:59:16 2017 No.16936682 >>16936670 I'm not sure what I want to blow my load on more, her huge breasts or her cute freckles.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 16:59:21 2017 No.16936683 >>16936661 I'm going to show that dragon I'm worth every single gold coin! And I'll bring a smile to her face at all costs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 16:59:23 2017 No.16936684 >>16936670 >Bullying the most innocent and homely girl in MGE I'd drive my Sandworm over from the desert to kick your ass even though I already got a waifu You do not bully the Troll, bub

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:00:16 2017 No.16936688 >>16936630 But she (the particular Dragon anon waifued) got her husband thanks to lawyerfag anon, she surely is grateful even if she doesn't want to admit it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:00:52 2017 No.16936690 >>16936670 Yeah, look at that huge pair

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:03:01 2017 No.16936700 >>16936670 Let's help her prepare a delicious home cooked meal with ingredients fresh from her garden instead! Maybe also massage her shoulders, seems like they must get stiff often.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:03:13 2017 No.16936701 >>16936684 But their asses are massive and their breasts yield a splendid bounty.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:03:38 2017 No.16936705 >>16936670 LOOK AT THOSE TRACTS OF FERTILE GROUND!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:03:42 2017 No.16936706 >>16936683 Funny seeing that come from a person that couldn't even go for a dragon in the first place. Good luck. >>16936688 Sometimes the product isn't all that great and you want a refund.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:05:18 2017 No.16936715

>>16936701
Hey, marry her, love her, treat her right, come up with cute lovey dovey pet names for her and hold her hands while staring in her eyes as they sparkle up at you full of love and romance, THEN you can get to makin her jiggle and bounce all up on you.
But not a DAMN second sooner.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:07:23 2017 No.16936723 >>16936706 >Funny seeing that come from a person that couldn't even go for a dragon in the first place. What do you mean?

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:07:48 2017 No.16936725

>>16936649
> "Waifu! Look a ninja suit that gives you kunoichi skills! Its so cool."
> "You better get a job because Im not paying for that."
> "Please."
> "No."
> "Please!....."
> "I said no!"
> "Uwu.... sigh.... sniff..."
> "Sigh.... okay, buy the damn suit."

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:08:00 2017 No.16936727 >>16936670 I want to make her blush and make adorable high pitched squeaky moans when I have vanilla handholding sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:09:01 2017 No.16936732 >>16936670 Why do you wanna bully a troll? It makes as much sense as bullying a Dorome.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:10:37 2017 No.16936737 >>16936725 I want this but with a shortstack Tanuki instead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:11:02 2017 No.16936739 >>16936725 >cutemailing a dragon to buy you things Absolutely subhuman.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:11:51 2017 No.16936742 >>16936671 He hasn't streamed for 4 days now. He's probably dead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:11:58 2017 No.16936745 >>16936739 This.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:13:04 2017 No.16936749 >>16936670 'Bountiful'

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:15:26 2017 No.16936759 >>16936725 >you will never have a sugga momster that secretly loves to spoil you even though she always complains about your spending habits Well I'm sad now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:15:42 2017 No.16936760 >>16936742 He is just shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:16:17 2017 No.16936763 >>16936760 Death by shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:18:20 2017 No.16936769 >>16936587 do you think she will someday display affection to her husband?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:21:07 2017 No.16936782 >>16936763 Death by coffee.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:22:27 2017 No.16936788 >>16936769 I'm sure she does in her own little ways.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:22:52 2017 No.16936790 >>16936742 wat

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:25:47 2017 No.16936806 >>16936788 >WORTHLESS SCUM MEATBAG ITS NOT LIKE I NEED TO MATE WITH YOU OR ANYTHING!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:27:50 2017 No.16936812 >>16936742 Melon's been trying to figure out why he's dreaming about monster girls non-stop.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:30:54 2017 No.16936820 >>16936670 Would she listen to Finntroll?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:32:45 2017 No.16936822 >>16936820 I want a finnelf, although a finn ice ctroll would be good.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:33:09 2017 No.16936825

>>16936737
"Waifu! Look! A cool ninja suit that gives you Kunoichi speed and even has premade ninpo spells. My dream has always been to be a ninja. I want it!"
> "The hell anon? The hell? I just bought you yesterday a hotspring hotel you know like, all of it. If you want that suit, run the hotel for profit and buy it yourself."
> "But.... the Kunoichis are leaving the village today. I wont earn the money in time!"
> "Tough luck. Besides you dont need that thing, I can commission one at a shinobi village for half the price."
> "No anon, I am not buying it."
> "Please."
> "Nope."
> "There is a cloning spell in the ninpo scroll. Dont you want to get fucked by a ninja warrior." You wink.
> "Ahhh....I-.. no! Nice try but I have potions for these spells, I dont need the suit."
> "Please!....."
> "No! No anon! NO! Stop acting like a goldigging whore!"
> "Sob.... okay... sob... sob... lets go home...."
> "Yeah, lets go home"
> "If you really loved me, you would buy me that suit... sniff... sob..."
> "I love you, I am just not buying you a luxury item after I just spent a minifortune buying you that hotel!" (She tries to look firm, but your last comment did really hurt)
> "Okai waifu, I will work for the suit."
> "Thats the spirit! Wise choice ano- WHAT THE?!"
> "Sure thing hotstuff, you are hired, just get naked and put on that apron. You will bring a lot of cliente to Helly's Spitoon. I just hope you dont mind a little bit of groping." Says a large muscular Hellhound.
> "Anon! The suit! Im buying you the suit, so bring your ass here right now!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:34:56 2017 No.16936835 >>16936806 >tsundere I was thinking more like falling asleep with her head on his shoulders, or getting his favorite food for him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:35:11 2017 No.16936837 >>16936790 Yes

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:37:27 2017 No.16936846
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Here's a bit of a tough question, how many people would be okay with their chosen monster girl doing suggestive modelling for a living if she done it before she met you? Say you became her personal cameraman, would you be cool with her continuing her line of work or would you ask her to find something else?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:37:56 2017 No.16936849 >>16936782 It's a shame that what he love was what killed him. >>16936812 You're saying that like it's a bad thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:39:00 2017 No.16936851 >>16936846 As long as it's not nudes I'm fine with it. And Only I am allowed to be her camera man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:40:28 2017 No.16936857 >>16936849 He keeps saying he's probably going insane because its the same Monoeye that keeps appearing in his dreams.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:42:23 2017 No.16936862 >>16936846 I don't care, her body is unbelievably lewd anyway. Don't have to worry about any cuckish stuff happening cause Mamono mana, so why worry.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:43:11 2017 No.16936865
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>>16936846
MGs unlike 3DPD never ever dump you and never ever cheat on you even for better males. So sure, I would in fact by quite proud of my Jinko waifu abs being renowned worldwide.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:44:17 2017 No.16936866 >>16936670 Lana? Lana?! ....LANAAAAA?!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:44:51 2017 No.16936867 >>16936857 SOON(tm)

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:45:11 2017 No.16936868 >>16936846 I really would want to show off her body because I love it. But it's just stupid insecurities. I apologise to her for that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:46:10 2017 No.16936872 File: 234 KB, 850x850, 1461570376870.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16936846 Why is this beach mofu so perfect?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:46:23 2017 No.16936874 >>16936846 I would. If I were her cameraman things would be really lewd in bed and we would upload our little fun time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:47:17 2017 No.16936877 >>16936217 Bandersnatch confirmed!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:48:25 2017 No.16936883 >>16936872 Almost commented about her freckles, then realized I really need to clean my screen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:48:30 2017 No.16936885 >>16936769 Eventually, even if it's just time, trying to coexist. Sooner or later she'll recognize him as her husband/mate/man-whore.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:48:31 2017 No.16936887 >>16936846 No, my waifu's too shy and I wouldn't feel comfortable with it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:51:08 2017 No.16936895 File: 45 KB, 600x503, 12768543798543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16936872 I want to listen to the words of wisdom from a wise old Fox, who's lived for a long time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:51:53 2017 No.16936898 >>16936846 I wouldn't mind, in fact I would encourage her if it was her passion. Supermodel-Hakutaku would be a sight to behold.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:52:52 2017 No.16936903 How long does a recoloring usually takes to do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:53:31 2017 No.16936906 >>16936867 Don't turn the fruit into a nut.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:54:31 2017 No.16936910 File: 329 KB, 1091x1654, 57887031_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16936865 The artist of that image has since drawn a Jinko that doesn't look like garbage.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:54:32 2017 No.16936912 >>16936895 Jesus christ, Onitengu draws the most perfect chest pillows. I want fall asleep on her.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:54:46 2017 No.16936914
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>>16936851
Yeah I wasn't thinking of full nude stuff, just risky like in that image or obscuring things with her hands at the very most/on rare occasions.
>>16936862
No cuck stuff is a given you're right, it was more about being comfortable with other people looking.
>>16936865
I'd be proud too, the main reason this came up is because I like the idea of a monster girl that really flaunts her stuff but if she stopped it after I fucked her then it would defeat the whole point in me liking a girl like that.
Plus I could be all smug if a magazine/website photographed me in public with her, all those fans knowing that I'm railing her every night when they keep praying for even a glimpse of a nipple in her videos/photo sets.
>>16936868
Nothing wrong with insecurities anon, everyone has them!
>>16936872
I wish there was more of her, Suzuneko does fantastic foxes.
>>16936874
That's super lewd, would you obscure her face in the videos so people are kept guessing if it's really her or would you go all out?
>>16936887
Shy waifus are cute, who's the lucky girl?
>>16936898
Confident and lewd Hakutaku? Nice, she would probably do a lot of sexy teacher and office lady themed work.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:54:46 2017 No.16936915 >>16936895 I would learn magic for the sole purpose of spreading more chests the size of that fox's

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:55:36 2017 No.16936918 >>16936401 Sharing a scarf with a Yeti, sleeping together as she snores and moans softly, bundled up in a warm wooly blanket

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:57:41 2017 No.16936926 >>16936903 1-2 hours, depends how much you obsess over the small details

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 17:57:57 2017 No.16936927 >>16936914 >would you obscure her face in the videos Most of the time our head wouldn't appear or I would just censor it a bit with black bars, but maybe we would do some porn movies too. Sex and money. It's a win win.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 18:00:14 2017 No.16936935

>>16936895
>>16936912
>>16936915
>All the young men in the village visit the shrine just to see the High Priestess's massive bust.
>She's practically worshiped, if she complains it's a bit hot today they all scramble to fetch her a fan, or a cold drink.
>All the younger Priestesses get all pouty, upset that the men don't notice them and that their chests aren't as large.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 18:03:18 2017 No.16936941 >>16936825 I love it. I'll surprise her wearing it that night and throw her into a standing 69 followed by suspended congress against the wall. And then we take a vacation to the hot springs filled with cuddling and daughteru making.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 18:03:39 2017 No.16936943 >>16936935 And that is where I strike! I will offer all those priestesses an upgrade in their chests for a but a small price I will claim later. Surely it would be a trifling thing that would help them get a husband.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 18:04:45 2017 No.16936948 >>16936914 I wouldn't mind her covering herself up with only her hand. It's sexy to do that. But for what magazine would a lich be a model for anyway? Potions Monthly?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 18:05:51 2017 No.16936949 >>16936935 That's fine. I call dibs on the pear shaped high schooler who just started her training.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 18:06:05 2017 No.16936950 File: 308 KB, 1528x2048, CzUcA1IUQAQjLV5.jpg orig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16936935 If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 18:08:32 2017 No.16936957 >>16936532 I'll always be here, but as far as I'm aware my presence is pretty much anathema to any other writer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 18:10:32 2017 No.16936964 >>16936950 >ywn carry one of the Foxes back to the shrine after she's had too much sake and fried tofu. Such is life in Big-Breasted Fox Village.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 18:12:16 2017 No.16936972 >>16936927 Money is good and you would have fun making it. >>16936948 Maybe some softcore magazine that doesn't show any of the naughty bits and specializes in undead. A lich could really bring in the buys with a sexy professor or scientist look.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 18:13:11 2017 No.16936976 >>16936964 >Big-Breasted Fox Village There is such a thing as heaven.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 18:14:19 2017 No.16936981 >>16936949 >She's got the inverse of the other girls. >Her chest is modest but her rear and hips are extremely large. Will you be admiring the wiggle and sway of her hips?

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 18:15:30 2017 No.16936984

>>16936976
So you want to visit there an be wooed by a local girl into staying anon?
Then would you want:
>A lewd gyaru fox with three tails
>A sweet merchant fox with five tails
>A flirty Shrine Maiden fox with seven tails
or
>The shrine mistress with a full Nine tails
Or perhaps something else?

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 18:16:14 2017 No.16936986

>>16936964
How could any mortal man stand it?
You get treated to a front-row view of those glorious breasts jiggling with each and every step you take.

>>16936976
It turns out that some places in Zipangu took to the Hathorite ways with impressive zeal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 18:16:27 2017 No.16936988 >>16936957 Don't be so hard on yourself man, for what it's worth I really loved that greentext and I know I'm not the only one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 18:16:53 2017 No.16936989 >>16936981 The Priestess Robes accentuate how large her hips and thighs are. Before she knows it, she'll have men lining up to her with offerings.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 18:19:12 2017 No.16936994 >>16936984 Can I just have them all?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 18:19:16 2017 No.16936995 >>16936989 She'd probably be embarrassed about it. Worse bit would be if she couldn't wear underwear due to the size. That or it was all unflattering in design.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 18:20:12 2017 No.16936997 >>16936995 Fox-print pantsu?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 18:20:16 2017 No.16936998 File: 1.63 MB, 3264x1836, 0428171514f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Be careful where you dig and who you do it with.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 18:20:19 2017 No.16936999

>>16936986
Even though you'll probably put her down in her bed before you go to sleep, You'll wake up with your dick between those massive mounds and the tip in her mouth.

>>16936989
Would you want her to take you out to a "private communion" room to help her "relieve some stress"?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 18:20:22 2017 No.16937000 >>16936981 Yes. I'd ruin her for marriage and take responsibility in a heartbeat.

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Anonymous Fri Apr 28 18:21:15 2017 No.16937004
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I wonder what would be the best way of helping out a Pharoah deal with a stressful day ordering subordinates and dealing with the ever present threat of Apophis bites? I want to help her relax and relieve her stress. Maybe a series of human tall tales to relax the mind. Something like Pecos Bill or Johnny Appleseed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 18:21:47 2017 No.16937005 >>16936994 I mean, if you think your dick can handle all those bountiful bouncing breasts and thick fluffy tails. >>16936995 What makes you think Fox Priestesses are allowed underwear in the first place?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 18:21:57 2017 No.16937006 >>16936998 I'd go down on with Sandy and that Robutt.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 18:23:51 2017 No.16937010

>>16936997
Maybe.
They'd be custom ordered though.
She doesn't want to tell anyone her sizes though. she's grossly big.

>>16937000
Just don't do anything lewd on the altar.

>>16937005
They do it by choice and so someone can see their nipples.

She doesn't wear it because she can't

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 18:24:10 2017 No.16937011

>>16937004
The best way is to let her use you as her dickthrone anon. Whip out your meat, let her slide it in and let her sit upon your lap like the goddess she is receiving her tithe of sex.
And then just before you cum the first time, lift her off of you, turn her around and make sure you're staring straight into her eyes as you shove your dick deep inside her and cum in her womb.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 18:25:23 2017 No.16937014 >>16937010 >Just don't do anything lewd on the altar. Anon, that altar is made for people having sex on it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 18:26:57 2017 No.16937019 >>16936988 What greentext. I'm not the Anon who left, I'm a different faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 18:27:22 2017 No.16937020 >>16937014 But she'd be biting her lip and fighting back her sounds while you pump that massive rump.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 18:27:47 2017 No.16937022

>>16937004
I'd instantly go for her foot and I'd serve her the best food from the place. She doesn't need to deal with insolent fools because no matter what order she gives I'd do it and with no fail. The last thing that has to cross her mind when with me is an Apophis too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 18:28:07 2017 No.16937023 >>16937005 >I mean, if you think your dick can handle all those bountiful bouncing breasts and thick fluffy tails. I've never been more sure of anything in my entire life.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 18:28:12 2017 No.16937025 >>16936984 I'll take the shy one who's self-conscious about having only one tail.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 18:29:39 2017 No.16937027
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MGs talking about human girls and Angels talking about MGs is top tier banter.

That's why you should accept Ilias as your lord and savior.

Even Loli Ilias would be fine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 18:31:02 2017 No.16937030 >>16937023 Then you'd better be ready because the honeymoon isn't going to be one at a time. >>16937025 So you want to gently guide her through giving her first Paizuri before taking her virginity as she clings to you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 18:32:07 2017 No.16937035 >>16936972 >softcore magazine that doesn't show any of the naughty bits and specializes in undead I love everything about this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 18:32:47 2017 No.16937038 >>16937006 So you'd go to the center of the earth with them and fight off mole people and dinosaurs?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 18:33:35 2017 No.16937040 >>16937019 Oh, my mistake.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 18:38:42 2017 No.16937051 >>16937038 If they are into that movie, then yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 18:39:43 2017 No.16937054 >>16937027 >Second option Okay I'm on board

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 18:40:11 2017 No.16937056

>>16937035
I can imagine they have a smug Wight as a frequent model.

She doesn't need the money, she's stinking rich but gets off on the thought of being lusted after yet and making people beg for more. When she gets married that lust is converted into wanting her husband to beg for more instead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 18:40:59 2017 No.16937060 >>16937027 I'd like to see my Dragon waifu and some anon's dragon waifu talk shit about the inferior species.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 18:41:30 2017 No.16937063 >>16936487 They got tired.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 18:57:41 2017 No.16937098 >>16937063 Well yeah, because for as comfy as this thread is it offers basically nothing when it comes to writefags. More power to the ones that still do it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:01:10 2017 No.16937105 File: 120 KB, 810x1000, sample-3744552a03cf5e9970e1b94a5e3bfee5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16937056 Damn that lewd, smug Wight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:02:49 2017 No.16937107 What would be your waifu's favorite morning ritual, (besides sex)? >Hakutaku does the crossword puzzles >Danuki aces another episode of The Price is Right >Kikimora makes the beds

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:03:14 2017 No.16937108 >>16937051 Then all is well. Now get to digging, and don't ask those Wurms or Dorome for help, you nancy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:04:39 2017 No.16937114 >>16937107 Yawn fire and wing stretching.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:04:59 2017 No.16937115 >>16937107 Echidna knitting a sweater and baby clothes for the pile of clothing for potential children in the future.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:06:37 2017 No.16937117 >>16937105 The best part? If when you met her for the first time she knew that you knew who she was and tried to tease you into saying it, knowing that you don't want to confess to reading such magazines.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:07:06 2017 No.16937120 File: 226 KB, 850x1200, 1464494537586.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16937114 I prefer going out on a morning flight with her, but this is cute, too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:07:55 2017 No.16937124 >>16937108 Mate I dig faster and better than wurms. I hope they would be able to keep up or else Sandy is going to be eating some sand.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:09:01 2017 No.16937128

>>16937107
She gets up, pops an english muffin in the toaster and putting food on her plate.
Once the english muffin's done, she uses it to make a breakfast sandwich, grabs her glass of milk and if any of our daughterus get between her and the table it's a hair ruffling in their future.
She turns on the news, starts eating and just chats with the family.
It's a comfy life.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:11:06 2017 No.16937132 >>16937115 >Look honey! These booties I made can also be mittens, in case the baby doesn't have feet. I wonder what it will be this time? You know, we still don't have one of each yet. Wouldn't you like to "catch 'em all"?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:11:08 2017 No.16937133 >>16937011 >shove it in But I'm her throne. She controls the pave anon. The strong do what they will, and the weak suffer what they must. >>16937022 I want to serve her grapes straight from the vine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:11:19 2017 No.16937134 >>16937124 >digging faster than a Wurm That's a bolder lie that a Succubus over 12 claiming to be a virgin.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:12:17 2017 No.16937137 >>16937128 But anon, where are you? Don't tell me she left you tied to the bed again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:13:42 2017 No.16937141 >>16937132 >Neurotically knitting clothing with a yandere glare until every possible child species has 5 sets of clothing for the ages of 0 to 5

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:13:56 2017 No.16937142

>>16937133
Anon, do you want to see your pharaoh's cute blushing face? Then you turn her around during sex and you paint her womb white with your seed as she blushes furiously.
On a setting note, would you prefer stumbling into a pharaoh's tomb in the modern day only to be forced by her mummy servants to revive her or would you prefer to be a traveler who is enslaved and given to her during her kingdom's heyday?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:14:07 2017 No.16937143 >>16937098 Maybe I should've just kept daydreaming about my waifu instead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:14:25 2017 No.16937145 Sometimes I wonder if it'd just be easier to delete everything and start over

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:14:45 2017 No.16937148 >>16937120 Well if she was a wyvern then maybe I would do that. She just stretches everything at the beginning of the day and then we may go for a flight. >>16937134 Wurms start to dig by just hearing my name.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:15:34 2017 No.16937153 >>16937107 The obvious one would be double and triple-checking the day's schedule, but she would also really enjoy me making sure the runes on her stomach are in good shape, and touching them up in places if need be.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:16:21 2017 No.16937158

>>16937137
Who do you think had to get up and cook breakfast? When you have as many daughterus as me and my waifu have you get used to making a delicious breakfast assembly line.
I feel like I've failed to mention before that even though I have 21 daughterus about 7 of them are old enough to have moved out.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:16:32 2017 No.16937160

>>16937134
>Letting your Succubus daughter become sexually active before high school
What kind of shit parent are you, anon? Yeah, she's gonna find a boy to ride in high school, but if you can't teach her to keep it in her pants until shes at least 15-16, you've failed as a father. Give her the Talk, buy her some toys, introduce her to porn, but at least get her through middle school.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:17:29 2017 No.16937162 File: 241 KB, 750x800, 1493141854088.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16937143 Or maybe turn those daydreams into stories. We'd have much more content then.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:18:38 2017 No.16937167 >>16937148 I'd run away too after hearing your dorky name.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:20:30 2017 No.16937174
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>>16934118
Personally this is kind of why I hate mindflayers, I mean sure some people are going to be into stuff you don't like, but erasing or altering their mind is just too much for me, it feels like an identity death and a cheap way out. Then again, I think it would be hilarious if an anon starts fighting a flayer with her own weapons.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:21:13 2017 No.16937178

>>16937160
Fun fact: once they reach that age, they tend to jump onto the nearest male human around.
It comes with marrying a Succubus. The best you can do is predict it ahead of time and lock her up in a room with a boy you approve of as a potential son in law and hope for the best.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:21:50 2017 No.16937181 >>16937167 >Dorky I'm not Vic, I'm the guy that digs more than wurms.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:23:38 2017 No.16937185 >>16937142 I want her to see my cute blushing face after she breaks me a bit during sex. Andbas fir the ither question, the former. Thats what the backstory for my waifu basically is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:23:47 2017 No.16937187 >>16937158 >21 daughterus Dibs on the kuudere one with twintails.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:23:52 2017 No.16937188 >>16937160 Monstergirls are canonically sexually active or desire sex and are primed for it by age 8 at the absolute latest

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:24:03 2017 No.16937190 >>16937181 So that guy who is literally whipped by his Anubis overlord to dig trenches for her baths?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:25:01 2017 No.16937193 >>16937188 >muh canon

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:25:54 2017 No.16937195 >>16937178 >Fun fact: once they reach that age And an another fun fact is that "that age" is in the single digits for monsters.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:26:02 2017 No.16937196 >>16937190 No, I dig for treasures. Anubi can go dig herself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:26:04 2017 No.16937198 >>16937188 Maybe in KDFsilverthehedgehog world.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:26:53 2017 No.16937200 >>16937174 >Rick and Morty

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:29:47 2017 No.16937207

>>16937188
Humans are biologically ready for sex by the time w're 11-12, doesn't mean you see a bunch of sixth graders hooking up. I'll do my damnedest to get her virginity to high school. Besides, think about that situation. What would her options be as an 11 year-old? She's either going to jump an 11 year-old boy and likely traumatize him, or some sleazy pedo is going to deflower your baby girl. Do either of those sound appealing?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:29:49 2017 No.16937208 >>16937187 One, that's the manticore and she's the youngest. Two, you don't get to call "dibs" on my daughterus.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:29:58 2017 No.16937209

>>16937196
>dig for treasure
Elaborate.

>Anubis staring and posing in a mirror, digging her perfectly bronzed skin, seductive curves, alluring hair, and perky ears
>she doesn't know that her personal slave is in the same room, wishing that she would stop being so weird and that he was assigned to that anti social Anubis instead

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:31:16 2017 No.16937211 >>16937162 Nevermind. I've already wasted too much time in it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:31:19 2017 No.16937212 >>16937185 So you want a bunch of mummies to jerk you off into a basin that awakens their Pharaoh mistress?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:32:30 2017 No.16937216 >>16937212 Why do the mummies have to jerk me off? I'll happily do it without being forced to.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:32:32 2017 No.16937217

>>16937207
Monstergirls are canonically both mentally and physically ready for sex and considered fully mature by age 8 at the latest. They also have different morals and perceptions of sex than humans, considering it's a functional part of almost every aspect of their biology.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:33:34 2017 No.16937222

>>16937211
Just fucking do it you little bitch.
It doesn't matter if you waste time on it, just have fun with it since we may as well enjoy the one life we have as the end result is that we're going to die and eventually all traces of our existence will fade away.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:33:48 2017 No.16937223 >>16937193 >>16937198 >>16937207 You cute/daughteru fags knew what you were getting into.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:34:22 2017 No.16937225 >>16937212 No! That would be cheating on the waifu. I want to wake her up by kissing her on the cheek.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:35:25 2017 No.16937228 >>16937207 >Doesn't mean you see a bunch of sixth graders hooking up Oh you sweet summer child. Or rather, someone who clearly is out of the loop with modern children.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:35:41 2017 No.16937229 >>16937223 I knew I was getting into some loli bunny girls, but I didn't expect to rabbit hole to be this deep.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:36:21 2017 No.16937232 >>16937229 That's the thing about lolis, man. You get older, they stay the same age.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:37:37 2017 No.16937233

>>16937216
Because you stumbled into the Pharaoh's tomb and you have a dick. Those mummies aren't going to listen to what you have to say they just want their mistress back.

>>16937225
Anon, she's not looking too hot at the moment. Just jack off into the basin so your semen can revitalize the Pharaoh.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:38:43 2017 No.16937238

>>16937232
But I want to stay the same age after reveryingyself back to a shota and engaging in shota on loli sex that turns into shota on onee-san sex as the years go by, until I'm screwing my waifu while she's aged but still hot and I still look like I play Power Rangers in the back yard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:39:17 2017 No.16937241 >>16937238 Well then you're just good taste

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:39:59 2017 No.16937243 >>16937233 Those hussies can petition a sperm bank then.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:41:10 2017 No.16937248 >>16937228 That's why you have to take an interest in your child and stay involved with their lives, especially during this period. That kind of stuff only happens with the kids who's parents don't care. Source: I work with middle schoolers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:42:39 2017 No.16937254 >>16937248 IE: don't be a black mother or father.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:43:03 2017 No.16937257 >>16937243 What do you think they're doing, huh sperm bank? Either you jerk off into the basin or they'll do it for you. Besides, none of them have left the tomb for hundreds of years.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:43:53 2017 No.16937260 >>16937243 I misread that as Huskies, and now I want a genki, floofy kobold with heterochromia. Why must you do this to me anon. I blame you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:44:48 2017 No.16937264 >>16937257 >they haven't left in ages I show them Kung Pow on my Iphone and run off with the Anubis while they're distracted by what they're seeing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:45:52 2017 No.16937267 >>16937260 >heterochromia Fucking Kemono Friends

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:46:34 2017 No.16937268 >>16937233 Absolutely not. Thats too lewd dor the first encounter. I guess I'll go for the later and meet her after the portal opens and she s looking for human husbands along with the other three.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:47:05 2017 No.16937269 >>16937209 I dig to get minerals and go for ruins. Gotta shower the waifu in treasures. Also, one day anubi will learn how to talk to people without referring to them as slaves.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:47:14 2017 No.16937270 >>16937267 Do Not Steal eyes have been a plague since long before Kemono Friends.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:47:44 2017 No.16937273

>>16937217
Again, it's not the daughter that I'd be worried about so much (though I am a bit of a purityfag when it comes to daughters). Look at the options that would be available to a pre-teen monster for sex:
>Boy her age who likely hasn't fully developed mentally for regular sex, let alone the kind of stuff a succubus on her maiden voyage would do.
>A guy much older than her, probably some sleaze who gets off on taking advantage of little girls
As a father, which of those would you be okay with?

I'm not saying that I'm gonna lock my daughter up in a convent until she's 18. Obviously you're gonna have to address sex with a monster daughter and be FAR more thorough than you would be with a human child. But I'd like to at least slowly ease her into it as opposed to just saying 'Okay, sweetie. Go find a cock. Just be home by dinner!' It's like opening a floodgate versus letting the dam fail.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:48:03 2017 No.16937275 >>16937267 I knew several huskies when I was growing up, and every one of them had heterochromia.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:48:17 2017 No.16937276 >>16937260 Would you want her to be as shortstack too anon? Do you want her to be strong enough to lift you over her head? >>16937267 To be fair anon, heterochromia is pretty common in Huskies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:49:25 2017 No.16937279 >>16937267 But anon, Huskies as a breed have a genetic tendency to be heterchomic

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:49:50 2017 No.16937281 >>16937269 So a miner? It'd be hard for one not to call you a slave when you're so entranced by her beauty.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:51:09 2017 No.16937284

>>16937222
I already had my fun with it just by thinking about it.
Humans are social beings. People don't "make" things only for fun. The biggest thrill of creating art of any form lies in what you get from others in return, like their opinions. Something as niche as writefagging is done either for money or to present to others in hopes of getting feedback. Sharing fantasies with others through stories is what keeps a writer going. If there's no one else who cares, why write it down? If you're the only one who does, and you already know how the whole thing goes down in your head, just keep it that way. It saves time.
You don't write a book or paint a painting just to hide it away forever (unless you're being paid for it). You want someone else to see it.

With that said I'll go back to lurking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:51:28 2017 No.16937286 >>16937275 >>16937276 >>16937279 That's actually pretty interesting. It's like how bone cancer and heart issues arr genetic for Irish Wolfhounds.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:52:11 2017 No.16937287 >>16937286 >It's like how bone cancer and heart issues arr genetic for Irish Wolfhounds. Oh boy, here come the depressing thoughts.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:52:58 2017 No.16937291

>>16937273
I do not know, because I don't utilize the setting outside of porn or fetishy stuff. Also considering there is an entire organization dedicated to loli that has an office in nearly every major monster area. There are even fruit that give monster children practice on properly performing blowjobs that are explicitly stated to be meant for children. Odds are, there's nothing to worry about considering they're monsters themselves deep down.
I guess if you want to fantasize about it being some modern setting then you're already in headcanon land so whatever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:53:03 2017 No.16937292 >>16937281 It's hard to call me a slave when you see the way she gives me love, not because I give her treasures but because she loves me too much.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:54:19 2017 No.16937296 >>16937287 Bury those thoughts under thoughts of coming home and being tackled to the ground and showered with kisses by a fluffy, busty shortstack Kobold.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:54:21 2017 No.16937297 >>16937287 Nope. Cute and shaggy haired wolfhound lolis playing around and dogpiling Anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:54:52 2017 No.16937298 >>16937273 I can legitimately think of no greater waste of time than imagining parenting a fake monster version of a daughter from a pretty out there porn setting

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:55:10 2017 No.16937300 >>16937223 Canon in KC's setting is like story in a porn movie. You expect it to be there, but it's not that important.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:56:33 2017 No.16937301 >>16937292 I'm pretty sure she's just taking advantage of you, mate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:58:15 2017 No.16937306 >>16937301 >Doubting waifu love I don't know anon, those heart pupils were pretty strong and the daughteru is around.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:58:16 2017 No.16937307 >>16937298 "Hey man I'm gonna fuck your daughteru until she's broken hope you're ok with that." See howbad it sounds?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:59:26 2017 No.16937308 >>16937273 There's no need for an older guy to be a bad guy though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 19:59:56 2017 No.16937310 >>16937307 That's your problem I'd fuck your daughteru and she'd love it, cope with it

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:00:39 2017 No.16937314 File: 64 KB, 291x83, tfe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You mean to tell me that, in a world where it's just peachy both morally and as seen by their society to fuck lolis, that said lolis are sexually active? >FUCKING KC REEEEE

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:02:19 2017 No.16937320 >taking advanage of and fucking my daughteru is the best way to ensure she doesn't get taken advantage of and fucked by someone unknown is actually an attractive option KDF was right.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:02:23 2017 No.16937322 >>16937284 t. spineless shoggocks tier faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:03:03 2017 No.16937326 >>16937314 It's all fun and games until people think about it in terms of their own kids.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:03:19 2017 No.16937327

>>16937314
Why do people even want daughterus anyway
What's the meme, what is it fulfilling just thinking 'I'm going to imagine parenting this kid' and when 95% of the rest of the material is about fucking suddenly thinking 'but I, the misanthrope that will never have a real child of my own for good reason will be the best parent ever'
It's some special kind of narcisissm

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:03:37 2017 No.16937330 >>16937310 Aight I'll fuck yours and call some friends too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:03:50 2017 No.16937331 >>16937327 Because we want to be happy anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:04:39 2017 No.16937333 File: 567 KB, 607x860, 9afd608dc4262e6b3fe7a717e6f038f7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do you make vampires drop their spaghetti?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:04:44 2017 No.16937334 >>16937330 Good for you You can design her yourself if you want, I don't care

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:06:02 2017 No.16937336 >>16937279 I want a big, fluffy Husky Kobold. Preferably the kind with that fur pattern which makes them look like they're angry. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5ljF6XgTww

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:06:33 2017 No.16937339 >>16937327 Legacies, man. To be able to sire a breed of daughterus not for marriage, but to go up to sjws and femnazis alike, spit in their eye, and go "Here's why you're full of shit..."

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:06:44 2017 No.16937341

>>16937326
The obvious solution is to actually be a parent figure and to pair them off with a childhood friend or something.
But seeing as most people's plans for kids here doesn't go much further than "I wanna have 14 babies!!" I kinda doubt their ability to manage children. Just ONE is a huge responsibility.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:06:58 2017 No.16937342 >>16937333 You push her over when she's carrying it to the table.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:07:29 2017 No.16937344 >>16937336 >Husky Kobold with resting bitch face

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:08:04 2017 No.16937347

>>16937333
Breathe heavily in their ear while seductively running your hands along their alluring hips from behind while running your own teeth on her neck and licking the side of her face
She'll be aroused, then when you're walking away, suddenly quite confused thinking "Wait, shouldn't that hve been the other way around...?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:11:01 2017 No.16937356 >>16937333 I need lots of images of sexy, voluptuous vampires. Though they can be acting cute too.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:12:12 2017 No.16937360

>>16937336
>Husky Kobold
>Big and muscular, even by Kobold standards
>Some people mistake her for a werewolf at first glance
>Energy for days, regularly runs a marathon
>Stubborn, but a total sweetheart
>In the winter she becomes extra fluffy
I want this. Badly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:12:27 2017 No.16937361 >>16937341 >arranged marriage guy talking about parenting laughing cheshires.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:13:32 2017 No.16937362 >>16937334 To design her I'll have to take your waifu too Sick fucking bastard

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:13:35 2017 No.16937363 File: 2.95 MB, 1555x2175, 1447709021471.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16937356 Voluptuous, you say?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:13:39 2017 No.16937364 >>16937361 When did I say it was forced? You just give them the best environment possible.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:14:20 2017 No.16937366 >>16937362 Ho ho ho ho gangin up!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:14:48 2017 No.16937368 >>16937322 The guy does speak some truth, I can attest.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:14:56 2017 No.16937369 >>16937363 And we are already QUITE in business, damn. Yes, yes I did.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:16:12 2017 No.16937372 >>16937366 Actually I'll take both your waifu and daughteru and keep them safe from you until you become a respobsible father.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:16:22 2017 No.16937373 >>16937363 Would suck the milk of while she sucks my blood. Please, dear god I want that to happen so bad with a pale skinned bakunyuu Vampire

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:16:55 2017 No.16937376 >>16937372 Let's see how strong you are! Two can play it!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:18:27 2017 No.16937381 File: 213 KB, 650x884, 1454622405977.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16937373 While I admire your enthusiasm, anon, I must question the logistics of how this works.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:18:44 2017 No.16937383 File: 287 KB, 1800x2250, mgevampss.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16937356 Shame that Loen didn't do more with this WIP. I would've loved to see him give her wings too,

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:19:17 2017 No.16937385 >>16937376 It's a fight, then! Have at you, daughterufucker!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:19:45 2017 No.16937388 >>16937381 You underestimate the power of mega-tits, mortal. I am a milksucker, a creature of the night, and other such chuuni things.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:20:40 2017 No.16937391 >>16937385 He's memeing you with gachi quotes, anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:20:58 2017 No.16937394 >>16937388 Too much milk gives yoi diahrrea anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:22:00 2017 No.16937396 >>16937394 And poison in real life kills you, but these are monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:22:07 2017 No.16937397 >>16937391 Oh, fuck you, Anonman. I never watched the whole thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:22:44 2017 No.16937400 >>16937394 Less biology, more milkbags! Plus, I'd absolutely be an incubus, none of these weak shackles of mortality and humanity

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:25:17 2017 No.16937406 See guys, this is why daughterus belong in chastity belts and cages.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:25:32 2017 No.16937407 >>16937383 Missed opportunities, aye. Thats some delicious boob deformation already too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:25:58 2017 No.16937408 >>16937394 Monster mojo, son. It can cure lactose intolerance among other inconveniences.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:27:55 2017 No.16937418 >>16937406 Eh, my daughteru is fine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:28:50 2017 No.16937424 >>16937408 >>16937400 >>16937396 Excess milk also makes you throw up due to excess acidic substances in the stomach

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:29:55 2017 No.16937425 File: 1019 KB, 1685x1750, 4289805aea57e4d0872869ce5b683282.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16937356 How big?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:30:25 2017 No.16937427 >>16937406 Only sometimes anon, and only when she's feeling like it. Otherwise, I'd already be dicking her so I think things would be fine anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:30:41 2017 No.16937428 >>16937424 >>16937396

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:33:57 2017 No.16937429 >>16937425 More. More!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:36:22 2017 No.16937435 File: 341 KB, 952x1453, 1479974473116.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16937424 Don't doubt the milky cadavers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:37:35 2017 No.16937438 >>16937435 Cadavers don't produce milk.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:38:48 2017 No.16937442 >>16937438 With mamono mana anything can, even rocks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:46:08 2017 No.16937455 >>16937442 >Rock milk Now I'm picturing a Nursing Dorome. Thank you sincerely, anon. Turn the milk into ice cream and you can have a literal Concrete Mixer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:52:38 2017 No.16937473 File: 141 KB, 1032x1110, Undead Hathorites.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16937438

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:53:07 2017 No.16937475 File: 754 KB, 807x2000, __vampirella_vampirella_drawn_by_devil_v__2fd033bba178a217651e20bf106f7cfb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16937356 >>16937363 Bloodfrenzy!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:54:00 2017 No.16937478 >>16937473 tl;dr

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:54:35 2017 No.16937479 >>16937368 Well yeah, I have to read that little cunt whinging about the thread on a daily basis in the Discord

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:54:57 2017 No.16937482 >>16937478 It's not even a novels length, you can read it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:55:05 2017 No.16937483 Spreading the word of hathor to the dragon peaks!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:55:14 2017 No.16937484 >>16937478 Something about a brown god of milk giving undeads power to lactate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:56:13 2017 No.16937490 File: 232 KB, 925x748, 1479327727037.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16937483 Already been spread to my dragon's peaks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:57:27 2017 No.16937492 >>16937490 Yes but it needs to be spread more deeply. See that chest? It's the chest of a neophyte!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 20:59:09 2017 No.16937495 >>16937490 That cow needs a bigger chest.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 21:09:22 2017 No.16937510 >>16937475 Now THAT is a proper vampire. Seriously those proportions are damn close to my ideal, and that lewdness and hairstyling and lip color and all of it

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 21:21:53 2017 No.16937531 >>16937492 >>16937495 They need to have tits at least two times bigger than their head, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 21:23:30 2017 No.16937537 File: 61 KB, 500x510, C9vLT3oUIAAxDyc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=62614043 Soon

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 21:24:12 2017 No.16937538 >>16937531 Examine >>16936895 for acceptable sizing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 21:25:25 2017 No.16937542 >>16937538 So it needs to be at least bigger than their head. How about maximum? The size of your whole body?

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 21:27:06 2017 No.16937545

>Near freezing in the Not!Antarctica region of MG land
>Had to get on land from the frisky Orca mermaids and Leopard Seal Selkies
>That's when you hear the pitter-patter
>Distant at first, but growing into something sounding like a train passing by
>An entire colony of Penguin Harpies with their husbands in tow
>Pretty soon the entire area turns into an orgy, you're just laying there, imagining what it must be like if you were MacReady
"Hey! Are you okay?"
>Trio of Extra ＴＨＩＣＣ penguins looking down at you, their feathers forming what look like leotards, in a way
"Poor dear is almost frozen solid. Like a rock."
>They're deliberating between each other, all of their faces flushed
"Well, there's one way to save him, but should we?"
>You're groaning, losing feeling in your hands
"Well, I hope he's okay with being a bride-groom."
"We'll warm you up in a jiffy!"
>Get two of them on either side of you, giggling as they squeeze their bodies onto yours, their heat intense, making you feel like you're in a sauna
>The presumably youngest has done away with your trousers, warming you up with downy mofu-mofu paizuri
>They tell you it's a 'special service' only because you're a bachelor in the breeding frenzy, and that the one who's plump hips are conjoined with yours is your forever-mate
>Losing consciousness underneath the flesh and feather pile while you unload into your new wife
...
>She eventually lays her first egg, with your unborn daughter in it, presenting you with a papoose and strapping the egg to your chest
>The cold doesn't bother you as much anymore, but you're confused why she decided to attach it this way
"Eeee~h? It's so our daughter will always be warm! Do other Harpies not do this?"
>Try to explain to her that other birds are too busy sitting on their egg to incubate it to worry about silly shit like this
"But how will she know Papa and Mama love her if we don't cuddle with her like this? After all, a parent's bond with their child is important!"
>TFW she noot-noots while belly sliding away, giving you a shot of her THICC buttocks beneath her tail plumage
>The other husbands are smirking at their wives as well as they go fishing to feed soon-to-be born daughters
>God how you wanna smash

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 21:27:25 2017 No.16937547 >>16937531 That is good for a regular follower. >>16937537 Cute snek!

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 21:30:30 2017 No.16937554

>>16937542
When they're more boob than person, it's too far. You need to know your limits.
If someone
>can't stand without assistance
>can't fit through doors
>generally can't see anything below eye level
they will need to get it reduced.
Nothing's more embarrassing than having to call in the apothecary to get it toned down.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 21:34:40 2017 No.16937562 File: 230 KB, 1200x1156, 1483486740249.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16937537 >more Kiyohime He should do Serenity and Raikou at some point. Maybe a yandere Mashu too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 21:35:25 2017 No.16937563 >>16937562 That one on the left looks pretty cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 21:35:32 2017 No.16937564 >>16937545 Penguin girls when KC?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 21:35:50 2017 No.16937566 >>16937562 ママ！

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 21:36:19 2017 No.16937568 >>16937554 So I guess them being the size of the arm is fine. Alright, I think I get how Hathorite levels work, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 21:36:37 2017 No.16937569 File: 493 KB, 1024x1500, 58961431_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16937563 She's a Hassan.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 21:38:12 2017 No.16937573 >>16937569 A what?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 21:38:18 2017 No.16937574 >>16937569 Gonna touch her and die!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 21:41:14 2017 No.16937579 >>16937574 Better have a Mashu with you so you have poison resistance.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 21:42:51 2017 No.16937581 >>16937579 Eggplant needs to stop trying to interfere.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 21:49:58 2017 No.16937593 >>16937568 I like to think the bottom curve being even with the hips is the maximum and optimum size for my chounyuu wiffle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 21:51:34 2017 No.16937596 >>16937573 An assassin with poison skin. You can't touch her without insane poison resistance. She'd make a fine werecat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 21:53:12 2017 No.16937599 >>16937593 It wouldn't change much from what I was imagining, but sure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 21:53:27 2017 No.16937601 >>16937596 >An assassin with poison skin. Oh, well that stinks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 21:53:50 2017 No.16937603 >>16937581 Eggplant loves her senpai. God damn CCC even needs to start so I can try and fail to get Passion.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 21:57:37 2017 No.16937613 >>16937174 It begs the question. Should humans be allowed to be evil and or shit?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 21:57:50 2017 No.16937614 >>16937601 MC has cutest kohai that grants poison immunity, meaning that one can cuddle cutessassin as much as they want. Serenity just wants cute and comfy snug times.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 22:02:22 2017 No.16937627 >>16936152 Anybody else put their hands above their head after reading this, just incase?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 22:02:49 2017 No.16937628 I think Game of Thrones mixed with MGE would be nice, although it would be so drastically toned down with the deaths that it wouldn't really be the same thing. Cersei would still be a bitch. you may comment at my shit taste at your leisure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 22:03:45 2017 No.16937631 >>16937603 Nothing juicy single rolls lying in bed won't work its magic on. Except the inevitable 'RATE UP IS A LIE'

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 22:07:06 2017 No.16937641

>>16937631
I can only roll after a shit day.
THEN I can get 5* servants.

Thats how I got Jeanne Alter and Musashi

Then there was the Shinjaku gacha were I wanted the dog or assassin, got spooked by Orion, and just brute forced the Gatcha with the sixty rolls I had saved up to end up with Moriarty.

You don't know how pissed I was with that spooking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 22:11:44 2017 No.16937653 I just wanted to use a spoiler so I fit in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 22:13:29 2017 No.16937658 >watch some old WWF videos tonight >now all I can think about is a monster girl tag team called 'Kat and Nine Tails' which is a Werecat and a Kitsune who beat up the heels and try to find husbandos

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 22:13:44 2017 No.16937661 Are we hiding from the kunoichis gu

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 22:14:53 2017 No.16937667 >>16937661 Oh no! Anons gone! Whatever shall we d

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 22:15:21 2017 No.16937668 >>16937658 I dunno. It would get awfully weird when some of the storylines took on a life of their own and the actual championship match is between two heavily muscled, and very dedicated, girls fighting to win the heart of the same man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 22:17:18 2017 No.16937673 >>16937641 Perhaps. Can relate though. Dumb flat chested gorgons and rad uncles. >>16937653 I like you anon, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 22:17:42 2017 No.16937675 >>16937668 But they're tag team partners and best friends! They just learn how to share.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 22:18:31 2017 No.16937677 >>16937673 I avoided getting Stheno this round. I actually failed getting Gorgon on her initial rateup and randomly got her during the Valentines Gacha.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 22:19:14 2017 No.16937681

>>16937658
>You'll never be a wimpy babyface in a monstergirl wrestling federation who gets saved by the monstergirl faces all the time.
>You'll never shock the world by hitting the top face with a piledriver after your feelings of anger over being babied hit a boiling point.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 22:20:04 2017 No.16937683 >>16937675 Really? Can you imagine them going toe to toe until they're both struggling to get up. Only for anon to stride from back stage, grab the belt, and declare them both his....only for them to 'pin' him and get the belt together?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 22:23:29 2017 No.16937697 File: 1.40 MB, 1500x2000, 62371021_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16937641 Jesus, at least I follow FGO for the lewds and character designs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 22:25:27 2017 No.16937703 >>16937658 I want to see Macho Cow Candy Savage and Joanna Cena take them on at Summerslam!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 22:25:39 2017 No.16937704 >>16937697 Sometimes you gotta tell fate to go fuck itself and just brute force it. Got Quetz outta the Rider gacha for new years.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 22:32:33 2017 No.16937713 >you will never pick up your little daughteru and dance around to silly music with her >you will never hear her gleefully laughing and giggling Feels bad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 22:35:13 2017 No.16937719 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, watch out for fierce salamanders who are weak to romance. Their cheeks will blush and they won't know how to handle their thumping hearts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 22:41:22 2017 No.16937731 >>16937719 Nope. Time to indirect kiss during training and pretend to be innocent when asking why is her flame tail going so crazy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 22:44:01 2017 No.16937734 >>16937731 She probably won't even notice you talking, she'll be too busy panicking over the drink

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 22:44:30 2017 No.16937735 >>16937719 I'd rather play oblivious to a hinezumi, but that's just me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 22:46:22 2017 No.16937742 >>16937719 Salamanders dont give a shit about people that cant fight at their level. So 99.99% of anons dont have to watch out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 22:47:21 2017 No.16937745 Here we go again.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 22:47:35 2017 No.16937747

>>16937731
>be working out with your salamander childhood friend
>you two are taking a break
>you ask her if she wants to split a Gatorade as you open up the bottle and start drinking
>you then hand her the bottle but she never takes it
>she's just staring at you while her tail fire has almost set the wall behind her on fire
>that is until the owner of the gym sprays her down with a fire extinguisher
>"That Minotaur just needs to find a husband." Your friend tells you later as you're leaving

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 22:47:41 2017 No.16937748 >>16937735 Just watching her get progressively more flustered as she has to explain what she thinks you're doing?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 22:49:47 2017 No.16937752 >>16937748 Exactly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 22:50:41 2017 No.16937754 >>16937731 She keeps setting off the sprinklers and getting her shirt wet.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 22:50:48 2017 No.16937755

>>16937713
>You will never pick up your daughteru when she wants up, spin her around, and toss her out the window from the 5th floor.
>You will never explain to the police you have no idea what happened to your neighbors car as your daughteru tugs at you pants begging to be thrown back again

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 22:52:02 2017 No.16937758 >>16937755 What kind of daughteru do you have? A Wurm?

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 22:52:08 2017 No.16937759

>>16937734
Nah she'll notice when I come real close and ask her what's up, mentioning how hot it is and possibly removing my shirt.

>>16937747
She's a childhood friend and a bro. I would get real close to her and wrap my arm around her.

>>16937754
It's time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 22:52:19 2017 No.16937760 >>16937755 That's a little weird anon, you must have quite the strong daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 22:53:32 2017 No.16937764 >>16937760 Or an undead one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 22:54:41 2017 No.16937767 >>16937764 Undead can still break bones though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 22:58:44 2017 No.16937778 File: 357 KB, 498x891, Sippy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16937758 If i was able to choose a dense one. But lets be real, I probably just threw a pet rock out of a window after getting incredibly drunk off rum and ice cream.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 22:59:00 2017 No.16937779 I want to bully a pudgy monoeye by taking her to her favorite restaurant, and then I'd take her to the beach where I'd propose to her, and finally I'd take her home and start making a family with the woman I love.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 23:00:45 2017 No.16937782 >>16937778 Nigga you what?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 23:01:48 2017 No.16937786 >>16937782 He got a golem.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 23:02:23 2017 No.16937788 File: 94 KB, 992x744, countto600fordeletion.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16937782 Ain't it just the cutest little bugger.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 23:02:45 2017 No.16937789 >>16937759 >childhood friend salamander waifu how're the daughterus salamander man?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 23:06:48 2017 No.16937799 File: 999 KB, 800x1166, Spat dragon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16937789 I'm not salamander man, I'm another guy that really enjoys sporty lizards especially the fire breathing ones.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 23:13:34 2017 No.16937822
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>>16937788
>MGE versions of "Pet Rocks" are clay Golem dolls sealed in a box full of compressed Demonic Energy
>The moment the box is opened, the clay doll instantly morphs into a Golem
>body proportions/hairstyle/height immediately alter based on the taste of the man who received her

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 23:14:53 2017 No.16937829 >>16937822 That's a million dollar idea right there. What would your Deliver-a-Golem look like /mgt/?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 23:15:07 2017 No.16937830 >>16937822 I'll take 7

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 23:15:21 2017 No.16937831 File: 678 KB, 2039x2048, C8J2McqUQAgQAHJ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 23:17:06 2017 No.16937836 >>16937822 I fuckin love it. >>16937829 Modest tits, Very long black hime-cut, and ass and thighs that redefine the word 'pear' and 'juicy'. She's completely oblivious to the fact of the fat of her ass

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 23:17:51 2017 No.16937839 File: 505 KB, 1000x1000, 1491009676412.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16937829 Grey golem bits and light grey "skin" with short hair, and tall big-bottomed bakunyuu or short pear-shaped loli for bodytype.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 23:18:16 2017 No.16937840 >>16937822 If you water it too much do you get a weird dorome?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 23:21:53 2017 No.16937850 >>16937840 Only possible if it's a clay doll made from Dorome mud, and even then it'd be more like a pseudo-Golem with Dorome properties.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 23:22:27 2017 No.16937852 >>16937831 She's getting yuge.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 23:23:13 2017 No.16937853 >>16937829 Super muscular and really busty. Casually superhero strength but loves being the little spoon even when she's towering tall and wide.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 23:25:34 2017 No.16937859

>>16937822
Some small part of me kind've wants her to stay small as a rock.
I just find the idea of tiny servants to be adorable. Especially after Busou Shinki.
Little fairy maids are also adorable. I just want to walk into a room full of them all working together.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 23:28:13 2017 No.16937870 >>16937859 >have a harem of fairy maids >with their Titania Onee-San as the head maid I want this so badly now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 23:28:34 2017 No.16937871 File: 1.85 MB, 2000x2000, 33d9fc088014dfcbf4cb200f8c6952e3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16937859 An ensemble of miniature clay maids. Roomba better buckle the fuck up there's competition in town. >Fairy maids >Cute Quite.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 23:33:38 2017 No.16937889 >>16937859 Now I wanna see a fairy maid try and seduce her master by holding a normal sized feather duster in between her huge (by fairy standards) breasts.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 23:35:13 2017 No.16937898

>>16937871
>>16937870
You know, fairy maids are absolutely adorable and can still of course be hot as all maids can.
But the slow, sensual master coming on to the fairy, running his fingers along her shoulders, her saying they shouldn't, him insisting, her slowly disrobing as they passionately crawl into bed with each other kinda changes when instead of falling into slow, passionate sex, it turns into him using her as a living aheagaoing onahole getting stretched and bloated like a fleshy condom.
I mean don't get me wrong just typing that out has me ROCK SOLID but it's quite a different take on how that usually would end.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 23:37:24 2017 No.16937905 >>16937898 >Implying you can't be passionate while ballooning your fairy maidwife on your cock It's just as romantic a sex as any other as long as you treat it with the passion and reverence it deserves

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 23:37:55 2017 No.16937907 >>16937898 Either way it ends in daughterus. Lots and lots of daughterus.

Anonymous Fri Apr 28 23:39:46 2017 No.16937914

>>16937898
Fairys are fucking great for exactly that reason. And like >>16937905 said it can still be 'tender' even when you're literally bulging her on you. Its just their thing. And she will always be at maximum pleasure during sex.
Think of that- it will always be completely utterly fully sexually satisfying with a fairy wife. That's pretty cool.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 23:54:19 2017 No.16937937 >>16937871 >M-master! Th-those aren't clothes scraps, those are my...! >...Shimapan. Nice. >Kyaaaaa! Master you pervert!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 28 23:54:51 2017 No.16937939 >>16937907 I never considered pregnant faeries. The baby would be so small.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 00:04:34 2017 No.16937965 >>16937914 >Not tricking a Titania into dressing up as a maid thinking it is some new game. Seriously, Boobie maids are a miracle of the universe.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 00:09:09 2017 No.16937975

>>16937965
Titanias would be great too. They'd casually have your face shoved against their huge tits most of the day and be none the wiser.
I want to have a Titania maid and a fairy maid, the titania being oblivious while the fairy is very, very sultry and knows what she's doing

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 00:13:35 2017 No.16937989 >>16937939 Holding your wife and child in the palm of one hand would be pretty surreal. I wonder how safe and secure you could make them feel?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 00:19:17 2017 No.16937999 >>16937989 >One finger tenderly rubbing your wife's back as she leans back into it >Another finger very gently touching and just barely rubbing back and forth on your daughteru's head My fucking heart.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 00:31:17 2017 No.16938028 File: 431 KB, 750x1000, 58507206_p9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16937937 Shimapan is probably my preferred type of pantsu. I want to see a fat-bottomed Automaton try some shimapan on after studying her mastahs tastes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 00:36:24 2017 No.16938048 >>16937937 >>16938028 >Shimapan My fuckin' niggas.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 00:38:58 2017 No.16938053

>>16937999
Makes me want to give the fairy wife her favorite massage.
Have her lay prone on a warm, folded hand towel. Gently and firmly pressing down with two index fingers, circling carefully around the musculature near her wings as she moans and melts with pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 00:41:42 2017 No.16938060 >>16938053 >Tuck away the daughteru into her thimble-sized crib once she's sleeping peacefully >Give your wife the best damn massage imaginable, putting just the smallest dab of lotion on your fingers before doing so That sounds fantastic, man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 00:45:33 2017 No.16938070 >>16938053 Fairies are usually the size of an average onahole or larger aren't they? I'm sure someone has that one lewd monochrome KC image for reference.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 00:49:22 2017 No.16938082 File: 115 KB, 1000x1000, Fairy Bride.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16937989 Imagine how the wedding would go.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 00:51:12 2017 No.16938085 >>16938070 The Fairy and Pixie wiki pages have decent comparisons. They look to stand, at most, a foot tall.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 00:51:19 2017 No.16938089 >>16938082 So much cocai- fairy dust. So much fairy dust.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 00:52:30 2017 No.16938092 >>16938085 That sounds perfect, actually. Maybe just a little bit shorter. And secretly a size queen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 00:55:38 2017 No.16938099 File: 569 KB, 1600x900, 1472951783025.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16938048 The horizontal stripes make an already great ass look better when the pantsu clings to it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 00:57:30 2017 No.16938102 >>16938099 She wants the carrot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 00:58:59 2017 No.16938104 >>16938070 The 7" faeries are always lording their status over their 5" and 6" kin.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 01:04:05 2017 No.16938118 >>16938104 >Shortstack fairy, not a centimeter over 4.5 inches tall, smugly sitting on the shoulder of her 6 foot 5 husband >'Footalls' all jealous as can be wondering how a womanlet like her scored a guy like that

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 01:57:15 2017 No.16938193 File: 164 KB, 601x850, C9dyesJUMAApgSP.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pharaohs have the most impressive parties I pity the poor Anubi who have to organize all of them

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 01:59:30 2017 No.16938197 >>16938193 Only thing they're good at are children's card games.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 02:09:00 2017 No.16938225 >>16938197 >Pharaoh orders a gamemaker to create a card game to entertain the children of the desert >She ends up playing the game herself >Forces her subordinates to play against her >Always bends the rules so that she never loses

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 02:11:12 2017 No.16938229 >>16938225 She'd probably lose to her Anubis servant despite using over powered and outright banned cards.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 02:23:37 2017 No.16938257 >>16938197 I want to show my pharaoh my D/D and fondle her D/D/Ds

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 02:25:23 2017 No.16938262 >>16937145 Nah best to salvage what's viable. Resetting tends to discourage problem solving.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 02:27:20 2017 No.16938266 I wanna cuddle my Demonfu when I wake up in the morning before kissing her on the forehead and making breakfast, showering and going to work.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 02:28:44 2017 No.16938272 >>16938193 I bet she's parading her husbando around the place.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 02:29:10 2017 No.16938274

>your wolfu daughteru was going through her rebellious phase
>stuck in an argument over nothing
>out of nowhere, she shouts "BITE ME!"
>having run out of ideas, you actually walk over and nip her shoulder
>she yelps and sits down on the ground
>[Its Super Effective]
>Ends rebellious phase instantly and she goes back to her genki self

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 02:30:04 2017 No.16938276 >>16937267 As opposed to not fucking them? But in all seriousness though Huskies typically have heterochromia.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 02:30:46 2017 No.16938277 >>16938274 Lewd.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 02:31:17 2017 No.16938279 >>16938266 That's pretty cute anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 02:32:33 2017 No.16938283 >>16937394 You can just take some pills for that. Or get the type of milk that has already broken down the sugars that make you ill.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 02:32:39 2017 No.16938284 >>16938274 Make sure to bite the back of her neck while fucking to show her who's on top of the pack.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 02:41:13 2017 No.16938295 File: 190 KB, 670x1000, C9vI7MWU0AAOPeZ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16938274 Should have told her more bedtime stories about fenrir

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 02:46:05 2017 No.16938302 >>16938284 That's reserved for the wife.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 03:07:29 2017 No.16938323 File: 176 KB, 500x706, MofuHa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How can we improve on the Mofu series of Automatons?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 03:21:12 2017 No.16938353 >>16938225 So she'd be that one pharaoh from GX.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 03:22:23 2017 No.16938358 >>16938323 Increase tail-fluffiness by 12% and make a software update to add a maid OS option.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 03:26:55 2017 No.16938369 >>16938358 >Increase tail-fluffiness by 12% Error in this mans judgement. Please increase tail-fluff by 10,000%.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 03:28:51 2017 No.16938372 >>16938353 The edgy one with a black armor? >>16938358 Mofu Automatons shouldn't be maid, they're better suited as romantic partners

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 03:29:51 2017 No.16938377 >>16938369 >10,000% This cannot continue.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 03:38:50 2017 No.16938396 >>16938377 We shall become as mofu!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 03:39:13 2017 No.16938400 >>16938369 >10,000% Error, this exceeds the maximum amount of MOFU permitted. Please input a proper amount.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 03:40:22 2017 No.16938404 >>16938372 >Mofu Automatons shouldn't be maid, they're better suited as romantic partners Why not both?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 03:42:01 2017 No.16938405 >>16938404 You mean a housewife?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 03:42:25 2017 No.16938407 >>16938396 Death to non fluff. Long live the new Mofu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 03:44:20 2017 No.16938415 File: 142 KB, 1100x950, 49424999_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16938400 >maximum amount That's crazy talk.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 03:46:17 2017 No.16938421

> You get love at first sight by seeing a Hinezumi
> You propose to her, get beaten up.
> You try your luck with a Raging Mushroom
> Still get your ass kicked as she is not interested, making the Mushroom's effects null
> You ask a Hakutaku for help
> "I have knowledgement of a special weapon from a world far away"
> You face the Hinezumi again
> "You again? It seems I didnt hit you hard enough last time!"
> You grin and reach into your backpack
> Out of it comes a motherfucking Super Soaker CPS 2000
> Put on sunglases
> "Hasta la vista, baby!"
> On a dojo on top of the mountain a wet Hinezumi rush through the main door
> "He is coming! He is coming!"
> The entire dojo with lifted fists receive you
> You take out a water bazooka
> SPLASH
> All the Hinezumi lay at the floor cowering

> Finally the headmaster comes out
> You shoot, she evades some shoots, finally you manage to soak her, but her flames evaporates the water before it has the chance to subdue her fighting spirit.
> You keep shooting directly at her, but she just keeps walking turning the water beam into hot steam
> You run at out water
> She starts cracking her knuckles and to walk slowly to you
> You reach into your belt and grab one of the many Raging Mushrooms you have equipped, eating it with a sadistic smile
> You take out your manhood and rub if, as if you were an expert marksman preparing a sniper rifle
> "Ha! You think offering sex will save you? I would not eve- GAH!"
> A good shot of semen enters directly into her mouth, causing her to collapse immediatly.
> You cant help but mutter in satisfaction "headshot!"
> A few days latter, your life now consist of a bunch of mice girls following you around with puppy eyes like if you were the most delicious cheese

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 03:46:57 2017 No.16938422 >>16938405 That comes later. First she's a maid, then girlfriend, then housewife. Although I suppose you could skip the girlfriend part, but where's the fun in that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 03:54:58 2017 No.16938443 In all honesty, mofu is not that great.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 03:57:52 2017 No.16938451 File: 293 KB, 690x660, Manga meat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16938443 BLASPHEMY MOFU IS LOVE MOFU IS LIFE

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 03:58:29 2017 No.16938455 >>16938443 t. Ratoskr

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 03:58:33 2017 No.16938456 >>16938443 Mofu is the thing that keeps the universe together

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 04:02:02 2017 No.16938466 >>16938455 What? By volume Ratatoskrs are like 60% mofu, that makes no sense.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 04:03:10 2017 No.16938469 >>16938466 >he doesn't know

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 04:09:27 2017 No.16938489 Bondage on your waifu should be preformed atleast once in the bedroom

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 04:12:18 2017 No.16938500 >>16938421 it was good for like a few sentences here and there, but this went weird places.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 04:15:24 2017 No.16938509 >>16938284 Also a creampie finish for optimal effect.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 04:18:09 2017 No.16938514 >>16938489 Agreed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 04:20:34 2017 No.16938518 >>16938489 As opposed to what, taking it straight to the household rape dungeon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 04:51:11 2017 No.16938583 >>16938514 Like tying her up so she's so vulnerable and all her holes are free to use by you. >>16938518 Opposed to nothing really. Just remember to tie her up

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 05:36:57 2017 No.16938642

Getting your face hugged into a cleavage must be pleasant, but as boring megane-kun I also abhor getting my glasses smothered against anything. Cleaning them is bother, not to mention sudden marshmallowheaven-attack bending the frame. It ruins surprise facesitting too, can't have delicious booty just appear on your face without lenses entering your eye sockets.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 05:39:14 2017 No.16938648 File: 177 KB, 774x1104, AffectionateCow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16938642 >Getting your face hugged into a cleavage must be pleasant, agreed >I also abhor getting my glasses smothered against anything. get contacts then

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 05:41:37 2017 No.16938654 >>16938642 This >>16938648 Or go to a high level healer and ask her to cure your eyes A Sea Bishop would do it for free if you let her talk to you about Poseidon for a bit

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 05:43:09 2017 No.16938656 >>16938642 Do you need your glasses on while a girl sits on your face? Or when a huge Minotaur smothers you in her milk tanks? I mean usually you won't be able to see while a girl is sitting on your face

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 05:43:43 2017 No.16938657

Is it wrong that the guy hating Hinezumis lately has made me like them even more?
Now I want a tall, black haired Hinezumi with the build of a Jinko, a stern face and tattoos along her right leg and back?

A girl like that wouldn't look out of place as a final boss. god the things I'd do to have competitive, fiery sex with her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 05:48:14 2017 No.16938665 >>16938657 Himezumi are just great girls overall. My fetish is being overpowered and beaten up by little girls

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 05:52:04 2017 No.16938669 File: 385 KB, 1107x1600, 1467988777587.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16938656 this guy makes a valid point, a situation like >>16938648 or pic related makes needing to see irrelevant

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 05:57:50 2017 No.16938679 >>16938665 I have to say though, I wouldn't mind beating that huge and scary hinezumi and having her at my mercy. If only to fuel her to rape me twice as hard later.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:02:16 2017 No.16938689 >>16938583 >Just remember to tie her up But I was thinking about using some arm- and legbinders. Maybe a spreader bar.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:06:13 2017 No.16938693 >>16938689 Arm and leg binders and spreader bars are great for exposing holes. You do that anon. Hell I'd use them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:09:17 2017 No.16938695 There's not enough time. This is the main reason why I need an undead waifu. I hate the passing of time

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:14:59 2017 No.16938701 File: 296 KB, 979x568, searching.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16938695 Quit being such a nancy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:15:10 2017 No.16938702 >>16938695 Do you think when you turn undead, time becomes irrelevant and a concept that doesn't phase you? Do you think undead girls think like this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:16:17 2017 No.16938707 >>16938701 Is that a Lich?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:17:30 2017 No.16938708 >>16938702 Time affects all things. Like a fish in a river, being immortal doesn't change that you're still in that river. It just means you won't die.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:18:31 2017 No.16938710 >>16938707 Yes, Wurmanon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:19:06 2017 No.16938711 I wonder if dark mages would see fantasy novels and try magic like in those books?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:19:41 2017 No.16938713 >>16938710 She looks busy in that library. I want to come up behind her and give her a nice relaxing massage.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:22:05 2017 No.16938721 >>16938713 If you interrupt her she'll smack you like Patchouli.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:23:01 2017 No.16938725 >>16938711 They'd probably take one look and laugh. Whether they're laughing because they think the magic in the novels is "amateurish" or because they think the magic is being used for "frivolous purposes" depends on the book.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:23:17 2017 No.16938726 >>16938695 >There's not enough time Clearly, chronomancy is the best solution. Nothing could go wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:24:03 2017 No.16938729 >>16938721 So, half-heartedly and probably not even managing to reach me?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:24:28 2017 No.16938731 >>16938725 >Stupid mages, using magic to move mountains, stop time, and kill gods instead of making their dinner for them, causing mind rending orgasms, and inducing lactation!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:24:32 2017 No.16938732 >>16938721 Then how else am I supposed to get the Lich to like me? >smack you like Patchouli. Huh?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:26:22 2017 No.16938736 >>16938732 >>16938729 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKLJqk-THCQ

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:27:51 2017 No.16938739
File: 1.30 MB, 4000x3880, 1472325208787.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I just beat Outlast 2. Which monster girl would make for the best enemy in a horror survival game where you have to avoid being raped after being separated from your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:28:39 2017 No.16938741 >>16938711 Probably get annoyed with all the elf stuff in lord of the rings Harry potter would be a large case of "your doing it wrong" Thers always that one dungeon and dragons movie with that annoying black guy in it....

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:28:44 2017 No.16938742 >>16938736 Looks devastating. Just wanted to help her relax.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:29:55 2017 No.16938747 >>16938739 I know it sounds unoriginal. But honestly manticore. Who the hell wouldn't be scared of a sex crazed manticore who wants to TAIL PUSSY you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:31:03 2017 No.16938752 >>16938739 redcap, pretty no brainer

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:31:15 2017 No.16938753 File: 94 KB, 500x400, 1486077809446.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16938739 Ushi Oni

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:32:05 2017 No.16938756 >>16938741 A MGE harry potter would make the books better

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:33:00 2017 No.16938757 >>16938702 Time becomes a pointless commodity in undeath. There's always more of it. >>16938726 I'd rather not resort to directly fucking with it though >>16938701 No

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:35:36 2017 No.16938763 >>16938736 I want to cuddle with Patchy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:35:38 2017 No.16938764 >>16938739 akaname

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:36:46 2017 No.16938766 File: 76 KB, 849x1201, Best Succubus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16938695 Marry one of these cuties and you'll gain access to Pandemonium where time is forever stopped

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:37:58 2017 No.16938770 >>16938766 Yeah but I don't get to choose how I spend that time. Gotta spend all of it fucking. It's the same as having no time, if you don't want to fuck 4/7

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:38:09 2017 No.16938771 >>16938766 She is indeed best succubus and I'd marry one. But sadly, I'm not into USED GOODS. Even if she does look very hot and perfect.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:38:12 2017 No.16938772 >>16938766 It's not really stopped, per se. It's more like it keeps happening, forever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:38:54 2017 No.16938773 >>16938763 She's all the best parts of a Lich without being undead. Also she's more easily over powered.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:39:39 2017 No.16938778 >>16938766 I'm gonna knock up a whole convent of them!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:40:02 2017 No.16938779 >>16938773 And, if the millions of fanart I've jacked off to are viable proof (they are) she's as soft as hell.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:40:39 2017 No.16938784 >>16938721 Then I'm gonna do the stuff to her that happens to Patchouli in Ishimura's doujins.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:42:42 2017 No.16938793 >>16938778 Stop right there. Do you have any idea how depraved you were just going right now?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:43:21 2017 No.16938796 >>16938766 >filename I'm torn between them, demons and vampires.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:44:12 2017 No.16938800 >>16938796 Demon's the better option

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:44:33 2017 No.16938802 File: 500 KB, 414x600, IMG_6263.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Come join us anon~... live a life of pure pleasure"

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:44:42 2017 No.16938803 >>16938770 Is there really any better ways to spend your time though? >>16938778 AMEN

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:44:53 2017 No.16938805 File: 60 KB, 427x437, 1489663218834.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16938784 I'll need a link to what you're talking about. >>16938779 She's definitely tender with her lack of movement. Akin to veal, I bet, only in a sexual way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:45:33 2017 No.16938809 >>16938802 >little kids fuck no, I'm not a lolicon. >>16938805 Like a very sexy marshmallow.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:45:38 2017 No.16938810 >>16938803 >Is there really any better ways to spend your time though? I'm very fond of both wasting and killing time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:45:43 2017 No.16938812 >>16938803 See, but how are you ever going to switch girls when you're stuck in a time loop?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:46:14 2017 No.16938815 >>16938802 KDF has gone too far.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:47:37 2017 No.16938819 >>16938815 Okay, now you're namedropping him for absolutely zero reason at all. Stop being a retard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:48:21 2017 No.16938824 >>16938809 That's ok anon. You can just have that big busty lady at the back. >>16938819 This

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:48:43 2017 No.16938825 >>16938810 >wasting and killing time >how to make yourself an enemy of every chronomancer around

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:48:43 2017 No.16938826 >>16938805 https://exhentai.org/g/537375/2d2e03214f/ https://exhentai.org/g/586912/1a8bad05fc/ https://exhentai.org/g/663770/9fc046fb80/ https://exhentai.org/g/670937/fe45abfe19/ https://exhentai.org/g/713777/4ad2da6162/

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:48:46 2017 No.16938827 >>16938793 Yes. Yes I do. And I don't give no fucks. I'm gonna lock myself in their convent and I'm not leaving until every one of those slutty nuns have baby bumps and happy smiles.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:49:25 2017 No.16938830

>>16938796
>>16938800
Demons kind of overshadow all the other succubus to the point where she becomes her own thing so she doesn't really count

Vampires shouldn't be in the succubus family, doesn't make much sense especially when their main food is blood

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:50:16 2017 No.16938833 >>16938802 They come as a set, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:50:24 2017 No.16938836 >>16938826 Oh lord, I remember this guy. Really loves his anal, tentacles, and alien impregnation.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:51:33 2017 No.16938841 >>16938833 Of course. But if you want you can pick and chose. Then again, once you get a taste for all of them you won't be able to say no.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:53:07 2017 No.16938844 >>16938833 >Like you have any choice in the matter. You're getting plump loli butt in your face and you're gonna like it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:54:42 2017 No.16938846 >>16938826 Personally I prefer this https://exhentai.org/g/596863/84c0e20bc4/ The ideal chubby monster body.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:56:44 2017 No.16938850 >>16938800 The succubus family as a whole is weird, even Leanan Sidhe is in there and she's a fairy that eats art.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:58:22 2017 No.16938857 >>16938841 >>16938844 Too perfect, like a smorgasbord of depravity.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:58:37 2017 No.16938858 File: 285 KB, 1458x2048, 1443529250499.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guys? I think this thing used to be a Titania.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:59:21 2017 No.16938859 >>16938858 CORRUPTED

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 06:59:28 2017 No.16938860 >>16938827 >I'm not leaving until every one of those slutty nuns have baby bumps and happy smiles. Probably not even after that, with how monsters' libidos work.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:00:39 2017 No.16938863 >>16938858 Just rub it down with soap water or vinegar, I'm sure that works on Titanias too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:00:59 2017 No.16938865 >>16938846 >chubby I don't mind you fatfags but get a grip and stop trying to lower the bar for what "chubby" is. If that's chubby you must be some massive lardo from Clapland because jesus christ mate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:01:30 2017 No.16938868 >>16938865 Can I use the word "soft" then?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:02:06 2017 No.16938869 >>16938868 Just call it what it is: fat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:02:47 2017 No.16938871 >>16938860 >Anon has to deal with dozens of pregnant, extra-needy Dark Priests It's a good problem to have

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:03:03 2017 No.16938872 >>16938858 I'd love to see "corrupted" versions of more innocent monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:03:48 2017 No.16938875 >>16938868 How about "corpulent?"

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:03:51 2017 No.16938876 So who is the latest MG?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:04:39 2017 No.16938879 >>16938871 It's going to take a lot of sex to please them all. Is he ready for that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:04:54 2017 No.16938880 >>16938868 Call it 'fat rolls'.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:04:56 2017 No.16938881 >>16938858 I'm sure she's still a nice girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:04:57 2017 No.16938882 >>16938869 >>16938875 Maybe not.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:05:17 2017 No.16938885 >>16938872 Dark Wurms in leather corsets!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:06:11 2017 No.16938887 >>16938876 In the MGE? Nurarihyon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:06:38 2017 No.16938888 File: 105 KB, 640x899, IMG_6264.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16938876 Nurarihyon. She's actually really good, ignore the dumb memes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:08:17 2017 No.16938891 >>16938885 >Dark Wurm I can't picture it, Wurms are too innocent. Even when they're innocently forcing themselves on you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:08:29 2017 No.16938892 >>16938888 >She's actually really good *if your only problem with Bicorn was horsepussy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:09:32 2017 No.16938898 >>16938892 That's actually a point for why I like her. Bircorns are nice but I'm not into the front pussy idea or horse pussy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:09:35 2017 No.16938899 >>16938885 >wurm with black scales, dark red hair and a leather corset I'd do whatever she asked.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:09:48 2017 No.16938900 >>16938802 That story was the best by far So fucking lewd. >you will never be raped by a sexy nun and two lolis on a church's altar

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:10:15 2017 No.16938903 >>16938888 >>16938887 My opinions on her willingness to share her most precious person with some other random sluts aside, she's not new. So that means Mershark is the newest girl?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:10:34 2017 No.16938904 >>16938899 Dark Wurms like bad boys though. They're more fun to discipline.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:10:47 2017 No.16938906 File: 301 KB, 2184x1356, fluffy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who /comfy/ here?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:11:40 2017 No.16938909 >>16938903 If you mean "newest reveal" I think that's the squirrel girls whose name I can't spell so I'm not even going to try.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:12:02 2017 No.16938911 >>16938903 ?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:12:59 2017 No.16938915 >>16938888 >powerful >white haired girl that isn't a lilim >actually has an interesting profile >gives you power to charm youkai and lets you do what you decide with it >discussion gets drowned out by cuck memes Fuck it, Nurarihyon is great.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:13:09 2017 No.16938916 >>16938911 We knew about smoke hobo a long, long time ago. It just wasn't "official."

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:13:34 2017 No.16938917 >>16938909 Ah, I completely forgot about Ratatoskr

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:13:56 2017 No.16938918 >>16938903 No, Ochimusha came before Nurarihyon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:14:17 2017 No.16938921 >>16938904 I'd sneak into her home and try to steal from her if that's what she wanted.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:14:52 2017 No.16938922 >>16938918 Ochimush is not new either. We knew about her ages ago. She already has stories.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:15:35 2017 No.16938925 >>16938906 That's a THICC sweater

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:16:32 2017 No.16938930 >>16938925 >sweater Stop wanking, it's making you go blind.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:16:57 2017 No.16938932 >>16938915 >Great profile ruined by something terrible Well yeah, that's how it usually works. They're called "Deal-breakers"

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:17:05 2017 No.16938933 >>16938915 That's the thread for you. She's good though, I like her and I can't wait to see some stuff on her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:17:31 2017 No.16938935 >>16938830 i meant that between dark priests, demons and vampire the demon the better option is. i didn't say they where all sucubi

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:18:14 2017 No.16938938 Can I fug all the succubi?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:18:20 2017 No.16938939 >>16938932 It's not something terrible, it just wasn't made for you. 200+ profiles and not every one is going to be made with you in mind. She was made for people who like harems.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:18:30 2017 No.16938941 >>16938938 No.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:19:00 2017 No.16938942 >>16938938 leave some for the other anons

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:19:54 2017 No.16938946 >>16938938 No, but you could try going for as many as you can anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:20:22 2017 No.16938947 >>16938939 >It's not something terrible, it just wasn't made for you. Yeah but that line ofthought doesn't fly here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:21:00 2017 No.16938948 >>16938938 You can try. I'm sure they will be very happy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:22:10 2017 No.16938952 For anyone who hasn't heard Yeti pillowtalk before: https://soundgasm.net/u/sassmastah77/F4M-Go-To-Bed-Sleepyhead

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:24:07 2017 No.16938954 >>16938858 Did a grapesnake bit her?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:24:49 2017 No.16938956 >>16938952 >not a true virgin princess dropped

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:26:42 2017 No.16938961 I wonder what a graped Anubis's schedule be like

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:27:56 2017 No.16938962 >>16938961 The same as a regular Anubis schedule except stuff like "free time", "hobby time" and "cuddles with hubby" is all replaced with "fug hubby"

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:28:07 2017 No.16938963 >>16938906 >"I'm wearing 21 shirts and I also do anal."

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:28:11 2017 No.16938964 >>16938888 Agreed for all the reasons listed here >>16938915 KC even removed the part about her never ever wanting to fuck in the morning and instead focused on how the night is her time to shine

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:28:50 2017 No.16938967 >>16938961 inb4 lots of anal and then some more anal while doing stuff

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:31:24 2017 No.16938971 >>16938964 >her never ever wanting to fuck in the morning For monster girls in the MGE setting, that is petty dumb. Good thing he removed it. All MGs need a "morning mana boost" to start the day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:34:39 2017 No.16938974 >>16938935 Vampires are from the Succubus family for some odd reason MGE is probably the only setting that associates the two >>16938961 80% have sex 20% bring more men to the Anubis queendom

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:42:40 2017 No.16938990 >>16938974 >Vampires are from the Succubus family for some odd reason They feed on spirit energy like other succubus family MGs. That's the only thing I get from her profile. Elves are also in the Succubi family.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:47:16 2017 No.16938997 >>16938990 HELP! I need a girl to make the awful feelings less bad. Except none of them exist and it's impossible for one to reach me.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:48:07 2017 No.16938998

>>16938990
There's a reason for the Elves, though. Technically, they're just ordinary Succubi, but they don't have the physical features since they're so resistant to the demonic energy. This resistance also leads to the tsundere-ish complex.
As far as vamps are concerned, well, 'tis all bodily fluids in the end.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:50:16 2017 No.16939000 >>16938974 >MGE is probably the only setting that associates the two Many settings blend the roles between succubus and vampire. Especialy female vampires

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:53:39 2017 No.16939006 >>16937831 The gym isn't usually the place to ask people on dates, but she won't mind, right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:54:31 2017 No.16939007 >>16939006 She's mindin' your mirin'

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:56:15 2017 No.16939012 >>16939006 MGC gyms are sketchy. Like that one guy who got an Ittan-momen for his towel. It just wraps itself on his groin.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:56:51 2017 No.16939014 >>16937831 Am I the only one who prefers his kind of body of muscle? Athletic is best in my opinion. Especially if they have lovely athletic thighs with the small layer of fat and the tense muscle under it

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:57:10 2017 No.16939015 >>16939012 >It just wraps itself on his groin Well that's where I was going to wrap it anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:57:21 2017 No.16939017 >>16938952 I know it's not actually meant to be a yeti but imagining that kind of stuff with one is heartwarming.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 07:59:11 2017 No.16939019 >>16939012 It's an unspoken rule that single men who go into the sauna must be raped

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:00:14 2017 No.16939020 >>16939019 I don't consent

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:01:14 2017 No.16939022 >>16939020 it wouldn't be rape if you did

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:01:53 2017 No.16939024 >>16939022 That's scary, monster girls are scary.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:03:09 2017 No.16939027 I'm going to avoid the gym and stay home. The big scary Minotaurs can't get me then. I mean, they can't see all the time I spend of BEEFED right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:03:16 2017 No.16939028 >>16939024 can't have an adventure whitout fear

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:04:08 2017 No.16939029 >>16939027 They can't, but one of them is bound to have a tech-savvy sidekick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:04:47 2017 No.16939030 >>16939027 i've got bad news for you. websites like BEEFED track their users and sell their information to single MGs

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:05:35 2017 No.16939032 >>16939029 >>16939030 Well, I hope I get a nice one at least.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:05:49 2017 No.16939034 >>16939030 The BEEF sluts deserve it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:06:29 2017 No.16939035 >>16939019 >>16939022 If being raped was the law and you consented when someone tried and thus it technically wasn't rape isn't that basically "obstruction of justice"?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:07:24 2017 No.16939037 >>16939035 that's why in legal documents it says sexual interaction

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:07:36 2017 No.16939039 >>16939027 Why do you think they want you to go to the gym with them? That genki, buff Cheshire is the one who told them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:08:28 2017 No.16939040 >>16939035 >>16939037 See this is why men need to band together and March straight up the to DemonLord herself to demand justice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:08:47 2017 No.16939041 >>16939039 Fuck that Cheshire. As soon as my crotch is healed up I'm going to have a nice talk with her.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:10:12 2017 No.16939043

>>16939007
>"Hey babe, I'll spot you some squats."
>"Does that tail go all the way up?"
>"Wanna practice Kegels with me?"
>"Top-down ass-up is perfect form."
>"Those spats look sweaty, I can help you out of them."
>"Is it true what they say about gals with tall ears?"
>"Let's frolick au natural."

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:11:23 2017 No.16939047 >>16938961 Grapesnake a shit. Pure anubi are best because you get to corrupt her yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:14:10 2017 No.16939051 >>16939040 Good luck making it to her castle without getting husbando'd by one of the many high level monsters living nearby

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:14:27 2017 No.16939052 >>16939030 Gonna visit every video on FLUFFED and STRETCHED.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:15:00 2017 No.16939055 >>16939019 As northern mongol I find that as blasphemy. Sauna is not for lewds.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:15:17 2017 No.16939057 >>16939034 Come on, no one deserves to get buried under 250 lbs of beef.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:15:46 2017 No.16939059 >>16939051 Like demons and arch succubi? That sounds pretty good. But I demand justice!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:16:28 2017 No.16939061 >>16939052 don't. they use the video's you watch to find a girl matching your fetishes

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:18:36 2017 No.16939069 >>16939061 I'm going to watch squirrel womb penetration porn and no damn corporation is getting in my way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:21:06 2017 No.16939073 >>16939069 Oh yeah? Well I'm going to jerk off to TAILPUSSY.com with my small ineffective hands. All those huge pulsing tail pussies

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:22:44 2017 No.16939077 >>16939069 >leaving digital breadcrumbs about your preferences for the one monster species that specializes in information gathering I bet you wouldn't use a VPN either.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:22:53 2017 No.16939078 >>16939059 They demand justice too. They want all your rock hard, raging, throbbing justice. And they've been very bad girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:23:16 2017 No.16939079 >>16939052 >FLUFFED Is there a pofu equivalent? POOFED?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:24:10 2017 No.16939080 >>16939061 What videos do I have t watch to get a Kikimora? Preferably yandere.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:24:26 2017 No.16939081 >>16939055 >Sitting naked is a hot steamy room >Not for lewd Say that to all the /fit/ monster girls

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:24:58 2017 No.16939083 File: 1.01 MB, 1970x1130, 1467232205182.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16938952 I just woke up, it's not time for bed yet, rubbing my back with her soft fluffy paws won't work either

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:25:19 2017 No.16939084 File: 176 KB, 333x286, 1483813139567.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16939078 It's not fair, you just can't win with these damn monsters.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:25:49 2017 No.16939085 >>16939080 Watch anything. She'll find out. And she'll make sure that she's the only woman you'll ever look at forever and ever and ever...

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:26:12 2017 No.16939087 >>16939080 "Maid cuts mastah's tendons XXX"

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:28:47 2017 No.16939094 >>16939077 What's that? One of those hacker things? I'll just stick with my default Monstersoft OS and Firefucks setup TYVM. Next you're going to tell me I shouldn't use my real name and address or something.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:29:23 2017 No.16939095

>>16939078
Damn those monster girls. They're so tempting.

>group of men demanding justice storm up to the gates of the Demon Lord's castle with signs in their hands that read "We demand male justice!"
>All the succubi turn their heads and give the men bed eyes as they pass
>their spade tails swishing around happily
>they whistle and shout "Come over here hot stuff~..."
>group of men visibly uncomfortable trying to move as fast as they can

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:34:23 2017 No.16939107 >>16938888 is this a monstergirl I can get totally baked with?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:34:26 2017 No.16939108 >>16939087 Oh, it's you again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:36:15 2017 No.16939113 >>16939080 servitude.com maids.com

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:37:05 2017 No.16939115 >>16939107 Dude weed ayy lmao Get out of here degenerate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:37:33 2017 No.16939116 >>16939094 Anon. Anon, please. It's not too late to change your ways, but if you continue on like this you'll be getting a call from an unknown number with an offer you can't refuse soon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:44:04 2017 No.16939140 >>16939080 http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493469811926.webm

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:45:57 2017 No.16939149 >>16939140 No no no no no. God damn it why did you make me remember this That fucking ending.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:46:36 2017 No.16939153 >>16939140 hypothetically if one were to make an edit of this like they did with sayuka would you prefer kikimora be put in or shoggoth?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:47:07 2017 No.16939157 >>16939149 yeah its a gainax ending read the manga

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:48:12 2017 No.16939161 >>16939107 I remembered seeing a weedflayer somewhere. She directly injects THC straight to your brain.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:48:38 2017 No.16939162 >>16939140 >Watch this expecting Kikis to be attracted >An Automaton knocks on the door

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:50:09 2017 No.16939166 >>16939162 oh yeah been so long kind of forgot she was a gynoid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:52:52 2017 No.16939173 >>16939149 >That fucking ending. I haven't watched it. Care to give a Tl;dr?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:53:51 2017 No.16939176 >>16939173 gainax diverged for the manga and gave it a sad depressing ending for some reason, just read the manga.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:55:37 2017 No.16939186

>>16939116
>"Listen, you smug little cunt. When I get you on my bed there aren't any more airs or pretensions, no more games.
>My dick becomes your reality. There's only a little pussy who thought she could hide behind a phone and an angry meat rod that's getting jammed all the way in. >You're going to squirm and whimper and I'm not going to care at all. You are my mate. My bitch. My little female animal to serve as cocksleeve and pillow.
>See you soon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:57:21 2017 No.16939192 >>16939186 Fuck anon that's hot. What would the smug squirrel do though? Worry? Be aroused?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:58:05 2017 No.16939194 >>16939192 something involving nuts

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:58:37 2017 No.16939197 when my vampfu says she wants "ALL the daugherus" what does it mean? and how do i accomplish it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 08:59:38 2017 No.16939201 >>16939197 What do you think it means, dense anon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 09:00:37 2017 No.16939202 >>16939201 Obviously he must embark on the most epic gathering quest ever conceived.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 09:01:25 2017 No.16939203 >>16939186 And that's the point where Ratatoskr would slip a hand into her soaked panties and start shlicking in anticipation of the meeting until she goes cross-eyed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 09:02:46 2017 No.16939206 >>16939203 Stop, this is too lewd. It probably gets the squirrel soaking when a man finally stands up against her bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 09:04:20 2017 No.16939210 >>16939194 I want to get a Ratatoskr in bed and tell me THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 09:18:14 2017 No.16939244 >>16938802 Nah I want to play videogames

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 09:19:12 2017 No.16939247 >>16939244 What are you some alp?

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 09:25:11 2017 No.16939268

>>16939206
You couldn't blame her. Imagine how pent up the poor thing would be after months of sifting through data and setting up plans, just for it all to start to unravel when she's already in the final strech. No way she could resist finding the prickling needles of fear and doubt exhilarating as the faithful conclusion draws near and she can't be sure whether it was a desperate bluff or if the man she tried to ensnare would really turn out to be a beast to overwhelm her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 09:27:00 2017 No.16939271 >>16939268 What happens when he turns up at her door?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 09:31:42 2017 No.16939284 File: 118 KB, 850x1062, 1493472702599.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this is your doggo for today

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 09:31:59 2017 No.16939287 >>16939271 she probaly would stand frozen in her doorway until you carry her to her bedroom and fuck her till she forgets all your dirty secrets.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 09:32:40 2017 No.16939288 >>16938802 not without fluff I wont

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 09:33:04 2017 No.16939291 >>16939284 I don't want no low tier doggo.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 09:33:32 2017 No.16939292 >>16939284 Can I wear naked apron for her?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 09:39:31 2017 No.16939309 >>16938802 I'm not going close the that kid. I'm not a fucking toddlercon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 09:40:30 2017 No.16939312 >>16934118 >your waifu will never take you to a Mindflayer to fix your degenerate and /d/ tier fetishes you hate

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 09:40:46 2017 No.16939315 File: 282 KB, 900x1200, C-kpnxTVwAAe4r5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 09:41:52 2017 No.16939319 >>16939315 Lewd

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 09:42:59 2017 No.16939326 >>16939284 I have to admit, as much as I love jet black hellhounds I do like brown ones too. I kind of want to see a blue one that aligned with Druella and the demons.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 09:43:22 2017 No.16939327 >>16939309 That's toddlercon? True I like the bodies a little bigger than that. But I don't I'd class anything that KC has drawn as toddler con. Maybe if I'm really pushing it I'd say the humpty egg's body is a bit questionable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 09:43:33 2017 No.16939329 >>16936498 That anatomy looks all kinds of fucked. If you don't know how to do lamia transitions don't draw lamias.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 09:44:05 2017 No.16939330 >>16939284 Eww, hellhound

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 09:44:45 2017 No.16939332

>>16939315
>Mad Hatter: On the way to the tea ceremony ~ "I am tired of walking, can you become a chair?"
>Husband: "Ah ... yes" By the way Incidentally, after a long absence of confusion

That's what the artist said in the tweet containing the picture

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 09:46:02 2017 No.16939335 >>16939327 The one on the right is, the left is just loli.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 09:47:27 2017 No.16939341 >>16939335 Huh. I thought the one on the left was more like a teenager. Guess I'm wrong then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 09:47:49 2017 No.16939344 File: 60 KB, 575x680, 1493473669802.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16939284 superior breeding material incoming

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 09:49:06 2017 No.16939349

>>16939327
>>16939335
Humpty egg can get away with it due to being a slime. And so can change their body. But they are still a un-born fetus, and that doesn't sit right with me

But you're right. It might not be Toddlercon but it's still to damn young. I'm okay with loli in MGE but the right one is FAR to young for me to be okay with. The left one is acceptable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 09:49:46 2017 No.16939353 >>16939344 Cuddly

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 09:51:07 2017 No.16939359 >>16939349 I mean it doesn't really bother me unless it's visibly beyond the point for me. For me though, the one on the right is a bit far for my tastes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 09:51:44 2017 No.16939360 >>16939329 Nobody cares you autist. Good looking human parts are what matters.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 09:53:47 2017 No.16939366 >>16939329 I'm going to have to agree with this, clumsy human to snake transitions like that are a bit grating.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 09:54:39 2017 No.16939371 >>16939359 The one on the right looks 5-6. That's pretty fucked up in my book too. Also, remember to not have kids on dark demon realms unless you want to say "they grow so fast" really soon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 09:55:29 2017 No.16939374 >>16939344 But she's married!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 09:55:36 2017 No.16939375 >>16939371 I wouldn't be treking into the demon realm if i were the kind of guy that could have kids.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 09:56:37 2017 No.16939381 >>16939360 >Good looking human parts are what matters. If you hate monster parts so much why not fap to non-mg hentai?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 09:57:08 2017 No.16939383 >>16939353 Dizzy was like the thing that made me fall for MG that ribbon on her tail is sexy

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 09:57:16 2017 No.16939385 >>16939329 I actually agree with this, it looks terrible. >>16939360 Yeah who cares if he does the majority of her body wrong, terrible art is fine as long as there's tits right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 09:57:26 2017 No.16939388 >>16939381 I don't hate monster parts, I just said that the way they look isn't that important.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 09:59:10 2017 No.16939394 >>16939374 >implying ky isnt her fucktoy the guy is totally a wimp when it comes to girls and dizzy is too pure,obviously necro had to posses her to get something done

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 10:00:27 2017 No.16939397 >>16939388 you've got your priorities wrong mate

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 10:01:01 2017 No.16939404 >>16939397 If you think animal parts are more important than human ones, why don't you go fuck a snake?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 10:01:28 2017 No.16939406 >>16939404 they are both equally important

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 10:01:39 2017 No.16939407 >>16939371 Hm. I like my lolis a little older than that. But then again I don't prefer genuine lolis.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 10:03:08 2017 No.16939414 >>16939407 >genuine lolis. so lolibaba or just flat petite women that are still clearly looking like women(child bearing hips)

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 10:05:33 2017 No.16939425

>>16939414
I'm fine with lolis who are the age they look. But it's just not my preference. I prefer loli bodies with a mature adult mind. Also child bearing hips on my loli bodies is what I love most.

Basically just adult women in loli bodies. Preferably temporarily.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 10:06:26 2017 No.16939428 File: 526 KB, 990x585, give granny a kiss.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16939425 >I prefer loli bodies with a mature adult mind thats what lolibaba is I think

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 10:09:04 2017 No.16939440 >>16939428 Is it? Well, it's what I like.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 10:10:21 2017 No.16939446

>>16939271
You mean besides suffer the indignity of being found and fight off the anxiety of not being able to go into the confrontation on her own terms?
I guess she'd have to face the reality that despite all the preparations and scheming, when the chips are down she's still a small, quivering beast girl dwarfed by the man who came after her with promises of squeezing every ounce of pleasure from her body that it can offer. Well, if she's lucky she can keep her shaking knees from giving out to at least try to take control of the situation. Not sure if she'd be able able to hear her own words from the furious drumming of her pulse, but hey, it's worth to try while her tongue still isn't completely numb from fear and anticipation.
It doesn't really matter in the end, if the guy really intends to make good on his promises, her stammering will be cut short with the first of many of her hazelnut flavored kisses being taken by force that night and her trembling body's shameless state of arousal exposed by a pair of hands that could almost hold both of hers in a palm.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 10:12:05 2017 No.16939453 >>16938766 I wanna do terribly sacreligious things with a busty Dark Priest in a traditional nun outfit

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 10:14:12 2017 No.16939459 >>16939453 Why stop there? Go the whole mile and do it in a consecrated location.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 10:14:16 2017 No.16939460 >>16939061 >>16939030 https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493475218918.webm

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 10:17:05 2017 No.16939471 >>16939460 do i get a cute squirel girl because of my 'paronoid delusions'

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 10:17:28 2017 No.16939474

>>16939375
True enough. Though the monster you were having sex with would force you to want it.

>>16939407
I think the ealier you could go at a girl is 12 and that's already a stretch. Anything younger than that is a no and a 5 years old is brain problems tier.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 10:19:49 2017 No.16939487 >>16939446 That's actually pretty cute, anon. Atleast she gets a husband who loves her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 10:19:52 2017 No.16939489 >>16939460 >Romance a cute, sweet, pure hearted player in an MMO >She asks you if you could meet in person >Meet her >She's actually a thick, messy NEET Kej with a filthy mind >Jackpot

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 10:21:09 2017 No.16939498 >>16939428 Lolibaba is perfect, all the benefits of the body type with none of the guilt. I want a lolibaba Baphomet to dominate me while mockingly calling me onii-chan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 10:22:03 2017 No.16939501 >>16939498 read nanashi's latest comic?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 10:22:54 2017 No.16939503 >>16939474 True anon. 12 sounds good to me but that's just looks wise not actual age.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 10:23:59 2017 No.16939509 >>16939459 Now you're talkin. Blowjobs in the Basilica! Anal on the alter! I just hope she finds my offerings satisfactory

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 10:25:39 2017 No.16939518 >>16939501 Yes and it's perfect. If I had a Baphomet like that who dropped out of the Sabbath to spend more time with me then I could die a happy man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 10:25:44 2017 No.16939520 >>16939503 Yes, I was talking about the looks. Though when you are just fucking a monster girl her mentality won't matter that much since they all know about sex.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 10:27:54 2017 No.16939531

>>16939520
That's very true and I fully understand that MGs for MGE mature very easily. I can't really explain why, it's just sort of a personal preference really. I don't have a disdain for it, I'm fine with genuine lolis. Probably just because most fantasies I have are with an adult MG transformed into a temporary loli body.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 10:27:55 2017 No.16939532 >>16939453 I wonder if they're good for cock worship stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 10:28:26 2017 No.16939534 >>16939501 how do I give nanashi money? I would pay for more if I knew how

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 10:28:35 2017 No.16939535 >>16939509 choir of woman moaning as their husbandos 'pleasures' them

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 10:28:50 2017 No.16939536 >>16939487 Yepp, love, fluff and wild, 'pressed into the matress and filled to the brim' rutting before cuddling with the utterly drained, petite squirrel girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 10:31:34 2017 No.16939543 >>16939532 I'm a pure little sub and having an MG give me cock worship shouldn't turn me on this much

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 10:32:46 2017 No.16939547 >>16939531 I guess for you it's just a way to make it less weird and less degenerate even though nothing really changes. It's a way to give yourself peace of mind.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 10:34:02 2017 No.16939549 >>16939532 Oh they definitely are. You could cockslap her and she would get so wet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 10:36:04 2017 No.16939558 >>16939498 >Lolibaba is perfect This guy knows what's up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 10:39:06 2017 No.16939575 >>16939547 Sorry anon. I just sort of have limits that I like to oblige by, nothing beyond personal taste and I don't have a hate for it. And it just makes me feel more comfortable in my fantasies, even when nothing actually changes.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 10:41:23 2017 No.16939583

>>16939543
You mean you don't want her to reverently kneel before you and slowly work it up to full mast with her hands as her eyes glaze over? You don't want her to once it's hard run its bulging tip along the side of her cheek, shuddering when she feels your precum smearing the side of her face as her gloved fingers trace along the underside of your length like she's handling a sacred relic? You don't want her to gently kiss around the tip with tears starting to form in her eyes, telling you that your cock is her sole purpose for existing, her fulfillment is being blessed by its thick shaft violating her? Then she folds her hands in prayer, opens her mouth wide, and without breaking eye contact slowly slides her head all the way forward on your shaft, her throat milking your tip as she moans through her wet mouth begging you to give her her first of many sacred loads of the day as her hands start cupping and massaging your balls with expert reverential care

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 10:42:38 2017 No.16939588 >>16939549 Awesome. I'd do it near constantly as a form of erotic flaggelation for her

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 10:43:36 2017 No.16939590 >>16939518 if you go for vampire loli you would't die at all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 10:44:12 2017 No.16939595 >>16939575 Having tastes is fine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 10:49:14 2017 No.16939617 >>16939583 I want that, all of it. But maybe on a rare occasion.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 10:53:40 2017 No.16939630 >>16939617 Once a cock worshipper always a cock worshipper.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 10:54:33 2017 No.16939632 >>16939590 Or I could just marry a lolibaba undead and live close to a Lich. Like a lolibaba zombie dragon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 10:55:38 2017 No.16939639 I'm gonna hug a strongfat manticore and there's nothing she can do to stop me

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 10:58:41 2017 No.16939649 >>16939639 She is strongfat. She can just push you away and go back to lifting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 10:59:54 2017 No.16939653 >>16939649 Not if I hug her from behind!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 11:03:24 2017 No.16939665 >>16939630 Trust me anon. I have a sex schedule.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 11:03:26 2017 No.16939666 >>16939632 >lolibaba zombie dragon The smallest undead terror to ever blacken the skies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 11:03:26 2017 No.16939667 >>16939653 She has a tail.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 11:04:19 2017 No.16939673 >>16939667 And?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 11:05:54 2017 No.16939679 >>16939673 She is going to push you away with it and go back to lifting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 11:07:13 2017 No.16939686 >>16939520 8 year old anubi are for showing what their pear-shaped bodies are used for.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 11:07:43 2017 No.16939689 >>16939665 As long as she doesn't see your dick the urge to worship wouldn't be hard to hold back.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 11:07:57 2017 No.16939691 >>16939679 Not if I hold on tight! She needs to know I'm a huge slut For cute girls

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 11:09:01 2017 No.16939696 >>16937628 Game of Thrones is the first book in A Song of Ice and Fire, you ninny.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 11:10:20 2017 No.16939704 >>16939666 At least she wouldn't be scary as long as she had me to obsess over, unless I got hurt and she turned the nearby town into an undead kingdom as revenge.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 11:10:54 2017 No.16939708

>>16939691
Then she's just going to tailbash something to make you a little limp before throwing you to another cute girl. Maybe you would have better chances approaching her normally.

>>16939686
The first thing that happens when an anubis turns 8 is a cock going up her ass with no lube involved.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 11:12:37 2017 No.16939714 >>16939708 But I am a man of passion! Of romance! What girl am I getting tossed at?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 11:13:31 2017 No.16939722 >>16939714 weresheep cause you need to sloooow down

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 11:15:06 2017 No.16939726 >>16939714 Other anon there knows. You are going straight to that cute weresheep's neck pofu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 11:16:54 2017 No.16939734 speaking of weresheep I had this idea, I know theres a DC hero with ice powers, but the heat she removes has to go somewhere so she also has heat powers, so I was thinking what if weresheeps milk in contrast to her fur was an energy drink?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 11:18:43 2017 No.16939746 >>16939726 >>16939722 Then I guess I'll just have to go lifting with that weresheep and make her some hearty meals!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 11:22:45 2017 No.16939766 >>16939722 >>16939726 proper recovery is as important as exercise so a weresheep isn't a bad choice I think

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 11:24:07 2017 No.16939772 File: 460 KB, 812x1798, 1493223812064.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can maids be slovenly?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 11:26:09 2017 No.16939781 >>16939772 When mastah permits it and there's nothing else to do. Yeah probably.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 11:27:04 2017 No.16939786 >>16939772 I guess at the end of the day when they are burnt out, I pretend not to notice though

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 11:32:03 2017 No.16939808

>>16939704
Indeed, the responsibility would be yours to keep a little menace in check. An unenviable position, considering that a small zombie dragon is still a zombie dragon, with all the fawning, skinship and fervent attempts at baby making it entails, fueled by an undead's limitless stamina.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 11:38:35 2017 No.16939830 humans and kobolds have similar lifespans right?

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 11:40:34 2017 No.16939836

>>16939808
I want to say I could handle it but I probably wouldn't be able to. Losing to her is part of the fun though and after passing out mid sex a couple of times I'm sure I'd get used to it.

Dragons really are wonderful no matter what shape they come in.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 11:42:21 2017 No.16939845 >>16939830 Anything that had a short lifespan now has a hundred years or so.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 11:43:25 2017 No.16939852 >>16939708 Young scheduledogs should get romantic first time sex, with massaging and kissing her all over before doing the stretching and bulging in vanilla positions.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 11:43:26 2017 No.16939851 >>16939830 Of course they do anon. With mamono mana both lifespans would be extended far past our current ones though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 11:44:06 2017 No.16939855 >>16939845 but is it relative?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 11:46:39 2017 No.16939865 >>16939830 It's never stated how long they live (So like most MGs). But since this is MGE, I would say that they would have similar lifespans to that of humans.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 11:47:57 2017 No.16939871 >>16939830 I assume most basic monstergirls live a little longer then humans with no outside factors.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 11:48:23 2017 No.16939873 >>16939852 I want to be the crush of the pharaohs loli daugtheru and her loli schedule dog assistant. That and the apophis loli who sometimes sneaks around the palace.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 11:52:14 2017 No.16939891 >>16939852 They should only have sex when they are about to retire or else they go mere female dogs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 11:54:53 2017 No.16939898 >>16939852 It's important to let them ripen first, so they can be pent up and sexually frustrated.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 11:55:31 2017 No.16939901 >daybreak early one morning >notice your lizard waifu isn't in bed >she's nowhere in the house >find her outside on her favorite tanning rock >she's doing push-ups facing towards the sun

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 11:55:43 2017 No.16939902

>>16939836
>Losing to her is part of the fun though and after passing out mid sex a couple of times I'm sure I'd get used to it.
It also comes with the benefit of seeing her cute worrying face turn into one of relief once you regain consciousness. Not sure if she'd bother to dismount though.

>Dragons really are wonderful no matter what shape they come in.
They really are, though in the case of the undead variant, the magic breath flavored kisses might be troublesome.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 11:57:54 2017 No.16939910 >>16939852 This. Don't bully the loli sand dog's butt, love it tenderly instead.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 11:59:10 2017 No.16939914 >>16938262 What if nothing I've ever written is viable

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 11:59:23 2017 No.16939916 >>16939901 I bet she was just lazing around, basking on the warm rock and started doing pushups only when she heard someone approaching.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 11:59:27 2017 No.16939917 >>16939910 Why not tender bullying?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:00:10 2017 No.16939922 >>16939901 >she's doing push-ups There is no need to lie Anon, we all know lizards are lazy assholes who love to spend all day relaxing on their rock

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:01:07 2017 No.16939926 >>16939917 How do you tenderly bully a butt?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:01:50 2017 No.16939928 >>16939830 >story about an anon and his kobold childhood friend >they grew up together ever since she's been a puppy and he was a baby >kobold childhood friend dies when he's older

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:02:35 2017 No.16939931 >>16939926 Grope it. Squeeze it. Lightly spank it. Get her hot and bothered. Plunder it while she squirms beneath you

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:03:20 2017 No.16939933 >>16939928 dont do this to me anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:03:40 2017 No.16939937 >>16939852 So much this >>16939891 But Anubis don't permanently break. >>16939910 And again, this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:08:27 2017 No.16939949 >>16939931 This is not only acceptable, but highly encouraged of treating a scheduledog's cinnamon buns.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:09:05 2017 No.16939952

>>16939902
>It also comes with the benefit of seeing her cute worrying face turn into one of relief once you regain consciousness. Not sure if she'd bother to dismount though.
Oh she wouldn't, chances are she would still remain mounted while caressing my face and asking if I'm okay. Even the most smug of doms doesn't want to do any harm to her man.

That warm smile when she realizes everything is okay would make me feel like the happiest man in the world.
>They really are, though in the case of the undead variant, the magic breath flavored kisses might be troublesome.
What you call troublesome, I call wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:09:40 2017 No.16939953 >>16939949 *a highly encouraged way of treating

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:12:09 2017 No.16939955 >>16939931 This anon right here knows what the fuck is up. Id do all this to my lolinubis.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:16:23 2017 No.16939964 >>16939873 Can't tell if garden variety pervert or conniving would-be usurper of a desert kingdom. Possibly both.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:16:32 2017 No.16939965 >>16939949 >>16939955 Yep. That's how you spoil a loli anubis. The depraved shit comes later.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:17:40 2017 No.16939968 >>16939964 I just enjoy playing with cute royalty. Them proposing to me when they come of age would also be nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:19:12 2017 No.16939972 >>16939965 >spoiler I don't like to admit it, but there's a lot of depraved stuff I'd do with my lolinubis. All consensual, making sure she's comfortable and respecting her is my priority even while doing that stuff on the very rare occasion.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:21:01 2017 No.16939978 >>16939972 The same. Would fill her to the brim so she looks bloated and then plug her up before she has to go about the day. Cuddling and homemade snacks would be her rewards at the end.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:21:37 2017 No.16939979

>>16939898
But they're at perfect ripeness, and probably clumsily touching themselves with their paws in secret wondering what doing forbidden things is like. Telling her to come over for an unscheduled meeting in your bed and groping her butt and thighs would make her arrive to the "meeting" ready to unconciously go into cock worship mode when you take her off guard one more time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:21:50 2017 No.16939982 >>16939965 >this wasn't even part of the "depraved shit" Poor girl will be regularly wearing assless panties and a buttplug in less than a year out of her own volition, isn't she?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:23:59 2017 No.16939989 >>16939982 Don't forget being pumped full till she's near to bursting every morning! She's going to consider it a normal routine before too long!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:24:03 2017 No.16939990 >>16939978 Exactly man. But I'd make sure I'm there for her when she's in that "state". I like to think she fed me sex enhancements aswell. Like raging shrooms to make it all possible.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:24:19 2017 No.16939991 Anon! What is best in life?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:25:01 2017 No.16939992 >>16939991 To find you waifu! Fill her to the brim! And hear the cries of your daughterus!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:25:19 2017 No.16939994 >>16939991 My waifu and her oven hugs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:25:53 2017 No.16939996 >>16939991 Comfy Days with a demon waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:26:03 2017 No.16939997 >>16939990 Exactly. She's going to start leading herself down that route before too long.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:26:10 2017 No.16939998 >>16939955 http://imgur.com/a/ujRWd >You will never do this to any loli-mon

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:26:49 2017 No.16940002 >>16939968 It's all fun and games until someone has God Voice or Apophis venom used on them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:27:47 2017 No.16940006 >>16940002 Would they dare do such a thing to their beloved oniichan?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:28:49 2017 No.16940011 >>16939991 Undeath

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:29:14 2017 No.16940013

>>16939991
Waking up to a waifu and daughterus jumping on the bed.

>>16939997
I think I'd start leading down it aswell. I'd need to be reminded by her to control myself and not go too far.

>>16939998
Anon I really wish I could open this but I'm in public.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:30:02 2017 No.16940016 >>16939991 To corrupt the female paladins. See them turn into monsters before you. Hear the moans of their squires.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:31:17 2017 No.16940018 >>16940013 >Implying the lolinubis wouldn't let you run wild on her till she's at her very limits, plugging herself up when you're done, giving you a chaste little kiss, and then going to classes with a seed filled stomach.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:32:34 2017 No.16940021 >>16940006 Pinky promise about marriage when they grow up gone wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:33:25 2017 No.16940024 >>16940021 Oh? But why wouldn't I marry them?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:34:33 2017 No.16940028 >>16940018 True anon. But I'm thinking more about just getting carried away and turning like that more often. I understand in MGE it's all about indulging in fantasies, but some fantasies I have I like to heavily limit.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:35:14 2017 No.16940031

>>16939460
>talking with anonymous MG online
>unsure of who she is or what she looks like
>similar scenario to .webm related
>you're entire home is wreck
>you don't know what to do
>you hear the door knob turning
>OH SHIT I left it unlocked!
>you're greeted with a stunned beelzebub
>"this place of yours anon.....it's PERFECT!"
>runs straight into your arms
>you don't know how to react
>something deep down in her told her that you were the perfect anon for her

I imagine a devil bug would have the same reaction as well or maybe akaname.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:35:43 2017 No.16940032 >>16940028 And if Lolinubis likes being like that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:37:59 2017 No.16940037 >>16940018 That switch between wanton buttslut and the prim and proper sand dog is entirely too lewd.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:38:40 2017 No.16940040 >>16940032 Well, my Anubis and her in a state like I'd put her in.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:39:35 2017 No.16940044 >>16940037 Yep. Everyone would have an ample view of what she'd done that morning but she'd be acting like a prim and proper student in class, even if there's a slight sloshing when she moves. >>16940040 What?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:40:11 2017 No.16940051 File: 111 KB, 1214x1588, 1493064973192.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16938766 Ah, finally, some discussion about my waifu

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:40:26 2017 No.16940053 >>16940044 He had a stroke about not domming his anubis.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:40:55 2017 No.16940057 >>16940051 Gonna pray between that thick priests thighs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:41:34 2017 No.16940061 >>16939998 I've always loved that position and want nothing more than to do it to a haughty loli wight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:41:45 2017 No.16940063 >>16940057 Will you be speaking in tongues?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:42:23 2017 No.16940067 >>16940063 You know it. It's always good to see a preacher that enjoys life's bounties.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:43:01 2017 No.16940070 >>16940024 Insecurity? Jealousy? Fear that some other monster will spirit you away between now and then?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:44:09 2017 No.16940075 >>16940070 Don't worry, they're all my precious imotous. They just gotta spend time together.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:45:52 2017 No.16940081 Inflation shit is deviantart-tier autism, fuck off to /d/ with that.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:49:10 2017 No.16940093

>>16940067
She'll bend over the table with a warm smile, spread her legs, lift her dress and tell you to indulge in life's sweetest blessings.
Then as you're pounding that plump ass so much it quakes and jiggles uncontrollably, she'll moan in such beautiful sounds of holy affirmation. She'll somewhat deranged comment on the goodness of life and the unity of flesh being the highest calling one can attain as she starts bouncing her hips and power bottoms with unusually high strength her meaty backside into your hips as you thrust, the sound of clapping flesh loudly echoing about the room.
And lo, in that moment, both she and you shall be truly blessed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:50:01 2017 No.16940097 >>16940061 >haughty loli wight held up and her legs spread wide mid-coitus How shameless, how decadent.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:50:12 2017 No.16940099 >>16940093 Perfect. Gonna savor the softest priestess in the land.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:50:21 2017 No.16940100 >>16940081 Inflation and thick are two very different things.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:54:57 2017 No.16940116 >>16940100 Anon, don't respond. He's done this before.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:55:28 2017 No.16940118 >>16939998 I know I'm late, but yeah, that's definitely what I'd do with my lolinubis. Especially if she protested like that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:57:49 2017 No.16940126 >>16940100 I was talking about these people >>16939989 It's always the same two "inflation/feeding in spoilers" faggots.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:59:05 2017 No.16940136 >>16940126 Nah, I wasn't a part of it this time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 12:59:23 2017 No.16940138 >>16940093 And that's just the sermon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 13:00:07 2017 No.16940145 >>16940097 She would kick and complain that it isn't the proper position for a lady and that just makes it all the more arousing. Before she knows it she's going to be making double V signs with her claws.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 13:02:54 2017 No.16940156

>>16940099
You're doing a righteous thing, anon. Your touch alone lets her hear heaven, your cock makes her feel like she's ascending, your cum alone brings her crying tears of joy as she looks back into your eyes with a wavering 'I love you'.
>>16940138
Dark Priest masses are quite the event. Especially when she magics all the doors and windows shut so the new flock among them can't escape, and then the Dark Angels and Devils come out of the floor and walls as she leans back rubbing her belly nursing the third load in her womb while using her other hand to reach up and scratch the back of her husband's head.
It's really quite romantic, I think. IT's why I love her so much.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 13:03:29 2017 No.16940162 >>16940145 >Before she knows it she's going to be making double V signs with her claws. I need this so badly. Where's Melon so I commission him to do this?

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 13:04:07 2017 No.16940165

>>16940018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0GsMJgRotQ

>Sexing the lolinubis, folded on top of her
>The bedsheets are covered in sweat and her juices
>She's complaining that your coitus has gone on for over thirty minutes past the allotted mid-day fuck
>But all thanks to some suspicious wine a purple lamia gave you, your erection and your libido is at their human limits, jackhammering into the Lolinbus' cinammon buns fiercely
>She starts moaning that her hips are going to break if this keeps going on, and that she has to get to her debriefing for the mummies
>Hatch a most devious plan, leaning back and pulling her with you, spreading her legs with your arms as you stand
>She's still conjoined with you, and freaking out that she's both falling and that they can see where you're essentially plugging her up
"If you drop me, it'll be a hard day's molestation in the Khepri's pit you bastard!"
>'I'll show you dropping you, bitch' as the rhythm of your steps bounces her up and down naturally
>Steal a disgustingly sloppy kiss from her while she orgasms for the fourth time since you started fucking her in earnest
>You pop out wetly when she demands to be facing you while you're fucking her, keeping her in suspended congress
>Her sonic scream echoes all around both of you when you finally orgasm in her, the overflow of semen lewdly squelching out of where your bodies meet
>She's moaning that you've knocked her up with a litter of pups for sure, and doesn't sober up until she hears gasps
>Dozens of worker mummies are in the audience below on the sand floor, looking at the boss in her sorry state of affairs
>The Pharaoh herself just 'Ara Ara'ing at the springtime of youth
>TFW she makes you do it until you knock the Lolinubis up as a royal decree

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 13:04:44 2017 No.16940168 >>16940162 I think he's full, just like that Wight would be full of semen and ahegaoing as she's dropped on the bed after the deed is done.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 13:05:16 2017 No.16940169 >>16940156 Time to fill her with kids! Hopefully she isn't too put off by potential babyweight

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 13:05:40 2017 No.16940171 >>16940145 >haughty wight loli made to do V signs once she's completely out of it Sounds like there would be hell to pay when she regains her composure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 13:06:09 2017 No.16940172 File: 1021 KB, 1390x1965, C-jM05nUIAAvcvf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 13:07:00 2017 No.16940176 >>16940165 >Loli anubis carrying a litter of her own. She's gonna have trouble walking around if she gets that many.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 13:08:20 2017 No.16940183 >>16940156 Dark Masses sound amazing. I would sign up for that religion in a heartbeat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 13:10:41 2017 No.16940190 File: 78 KB, 720x512, 1489241525415.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16939734 Weresheeps transfer their heat to you, so they feel cold to make you warm and cozy

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 13:10:57 2017 No.16940191

>>16940171
That's another part of the fun, imagine her wrapping her hands around your neck and draining you of your spirit energy as she aggressively rides you.

Not strangling mind you, just placing her hands there as a threat while her magic does what it needs to.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 13:12:12 2017 No.16940196 >>16940061 >I've always loved that position and want nothing more than to do it to a haughty loli wight. Would it be anal too?

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 13:12:23 2017 No.16940198

>>16940169
She'll make you fuck her heavily pregnant body on the alter as she prays her children grow up fulfilling in the eyes of the Fallen God to spread 'joy' to the masses.
>>16940183
If you have an open mind and aren't too squeamish, they indeed can be quite the epiphany of an experience. Would you want a Dark Priest yourself or a Dark Angel who as soon as she targets you completely adjusts her body, mind, fetishes, and everything to fulfill your deepest fetishes?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 13:13:46 2017 No.16940200 >>16940198 Yep. Gonna use those widened hips and her milky chest. I wouldn't go into the fallen gods realm. 24/7 sex is far less lewd than doing things like this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 13:14:26 2017 No.16940202 >>16940165 Poor sand doggo, to be corrupted so thoroughly at such a young age. Druella on the other hand would probably give it a slow clap.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 13:14:33 2017 No.16940203 >>16940172 Lewd foxes trying to hide their lewdness

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 13:15:18 2017 No.16940209 >>16940196 Vaginal for that position. Anal with a loli wight is best done when she's in the prone position and her arms are being held down to prevent her getting any funny ideas.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 13:15:41 2017 No.16940211

>>16940200
Of course. But it would be pleasant for a honeymoon. Think of it, you wouldn't even need a babysitter, you could literally put your kids to bed, portal to Pandemonium, fuck for a few decades, then come back and it's the moment you left. Its beautiful, really.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 13:17:18 2017 No.16940216 >>16940191 Now just needs some taunting from her in an attempt to soothe her wounded pride.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 13:17:47 2017 No.16940218 >>16940211 I don't know if I could be away from the daughterus for a decade or two. Besides, there's no beaches in pandemonium. Gotta get the wife in a bikini, even if it was sized for a not pregnant her.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 13:20:47 2017 No.16940226

>>16940218
Would it have a cross cutout on the front for easy access? Would you grope her at the beach as her huge milkbags easily flop out of her undersized top dribbling their bounty everywhere without her noticing? She'd start getting very worried and self-conscious if you didn't do anything depraved to her for an extended period of time and may try to 'sermon' you into doing so.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 13:21:09 2017 No.16940228 File: 1.56 MB, 1308x1138, 1491533129159.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16940165 Most excellent.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 13:23:55 2017 No.16940234

>>16940226
Gonna milk her on the beach!
Gonna oil up her rear so she can bake in the sun.
Gonna get her some holst milk ice cream while we're there to boost lactation and maybe get her an extra cup-size or two 'for the kids'

Also, spade tail stroking.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 13:25:14 2017 No.16940242

>>16940216
>loli wight acting all vengeful her hands wrapped around your neck as she attempts to milk you dry with rough cowgirl
>she's trying to appear smug but she's obviously still shaken and her voice is wavering as she tries to taunt you
>it's not until you're howling for mercy she's back to her usual self and confidently taunting you as you cum for the 5th time in a row
>as you eventually pass out she takes one of the hands which was used to drain your energy and strokes your hair
>"I love you anon, even if you are a fool."

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 13:30:37 2017 No.16940257

>>16940234
Reeeeally oil it up deep anon. She just feels so wonderful when your hands are on her ass. Probably will need a few spanks too. And by a few, I mean at least until it's red and burning from more than just the son. Just suck on the tip of that spadetail, stroke it's length, and grope, squeeze and thumb and spank her fat ass as it's laid spread eagle while she's laying down eating her fourth Holst milk ice cream cone moaning how beautiful the day is and how happy she is that you're so faithful.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 13:30:53 2017 No.16940259 >>16940242 I want a haughty loli wight to try and seduce me after seeing me eyeing up the holst maid by going so far into oppai loli that she has trouble walking without carrying her chest.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 13:32:26 2017 No.16940265 File: 66 KB, 941x889, C84sPVqW0AAZdTi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16940242 Fingering her asshole would be a good follow-up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 13:33:12 2017 No.16940268 >>16940257 Exactly. That would be the life right there, although we may get some stares from the others. By the time we get back she's gonna have her chest threatening to burst free from that cross in her shirts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 13:33:36 2017 No.16940271 >>16940257 Guys I think the monster girl internet crossed over with ours again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 13:34:15 2017 No.16940272 >>16940257 Don't forget to nibble that spade tip.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 13:36:27 2017 No.16940279 >>16940257 Stop trying to make me like Dark Priests You can't force me to

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 13:37:31 2017 No.16940284 >>16940259 /d/ please >>16940265 She would probably question how you still had the energy to keep going.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 13:38:05 2017 No.16940286 >>16940279 But he can entice you to.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 13:40:33 2017 No.16940290 >>16940284 I just want her to go overboard so I can watch her try to be smug with trembling legs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 13:41:44 2017 No.16940292 Post delicious abs

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 13:42:21 2017 No.16940297

>>16940268
Oh Anon, she loves when people stare. That means her proselytizing is working! You're helping her spread the good word, one mouthful of milk at a time!
>>16940271
>>16940279
I've had a lot of time to think about Dark Priests, anons. I know what they want. At least I think. I know what MINE wants in any case.
>>16940272
That's how you get her to get really flustered. Her weakest point that will get the chains on her tail rattling as she tries to resist completely flooding her nether regions from each nibble.
I mean, REALLY sensitive. Like, absurdly so.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 13:44:30 2017 No.16940303 File: 641 KB, 721x1145, tumblr_oodq7gatxc1vldipoo1_r4_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16940292

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 13:44:52 2017 No.16940304 Don't forget that your Kikimora can't work on an empty womb.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 13:49:39 2017 No.16940320

>>16940209
Doggystyle or top-down bottom-up is the best for anal, you can stay upright grasping her hips and lightly spanking her, or lean over her to do various things.
And you wouldn't need to restrain her anyway, because she would melt in your hands and submit regardless of her otherwise haughty and tsun exterior.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 13:50:31 2017 No.16940323 >>16940303 What is that nerd doing with abs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 13:50:38 2017 No.16940324 >>16940303 I wonder how many experiments it took to get that body.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 13:51:49 2017 No.16940329 >>16940324 >>16940323 >Everyone thinks the Lich did some crazy experiments or it some sort of magic related thing or a test or something like that >She just really likes lifting and works hard for her body in the gym every day

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 13:52:55 2017 No.16940337 >>16940329 did she have a training montage?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 13:53:40 2017 No.16940338 >>16940329 >Lich lifting weights with one hand and reading a book with the other. Muscle Lich is the physical incarnation of /fitlit/

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 13:55:02 2017 No.16940341 >>16940329 Not buying it. I bet it was some shady potion.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 13:56:52 2017 No.16940345 >>16940338 >"I need to perfect both body and mind." >"Anon deserves no less."

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 14:01:46 2017 No.16940357 >>16940297 Gonna be the milkiest, softest priestess in the land. Gonna also give her all the daughterus. >>16940303 Muscle lich is getting massages. Gotta reward her for all her hard work.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 14:05:16 2017 No.16940365 >>16940338 >Lich, Hakutaku, Blue Oni opening /fitlit/ Gym&Library.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 14:08:16 2017 No.16940371 >>16940365 I'd join that gym, even if I'd be more on the athletic side rather than the beefy side. It's the cute owners that keep me coming.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 14:09:16 2017 No.16940374

>>16940357
She'll be teary eyed so often from how much love and joy she'd feel from you.
Make her milk more than a Holstaur in heat, and grope her squishy plump sides and rear and humongous tits as much as possible.
They'll be forever leaking thanks to your massive congregation of young priestesses you've sired.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 14:09:59 2017 No.16940379 File: 412 KB, 566x1228, 62310900_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would Dark Mages wear other forms of headwear associated with magic casters beyond witch hats?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 14:10:39 2017 No.16940383 >>16940374 The best. Gonna keep her constantly pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 14:10:55 2017 No.16940384 >>16940379 Certainly. They can mix it up no problem. Also, that's a hottie.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 14:12:55 2017 No.16940391

>>16940383
As her body gets more and more used to it she'll start having more and more and more all at once.
Tenderly pulverize her plump and soaked pussy when she's sermoning with a bulging pregnant tummy full of quadruplets, milk streaming excessively down her front and over the edge of the alter.
Now you've truly indulged in blessed depravity. Rejoice!

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 14:15:59 2017 No.16940401

>>16940391
The greatest.
Gonna help her earn the title of priestess-mother and see if we can't have a few pregnancies that rival large mice.
Gonna cuddle her on the couch after a long day as we watch show shows with the kids and everyone partakes in popcorn.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 14:23:43 2017 No.16940425

>>16940401
>Blessed Mother Priestess and Shepard Father Anon become an institution of their small town
>Them and their multitudes on multitudes of daughters
>The thirty youngest and you two are all snuggled together in a big warm pile, watching a movie as she continues to nibble your ear and kiss the top and side of your head stroking your hand as it lays on her breasts
>Though they may perform absolutely depraved, horrifying acts of lewdness and sexual deviancy and degeneracy in church at the sermons, they're just the comfiest and most homely couple ever when they're both at home with their daughters
I love it Anon. I am proud to have opened your eyes to at least some of the wonder of Dark Priests.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 14:26:28 2017 No.16940439 >>16940425 Yep. Some of those daughterus will go out to protect the church with flail and faith. Some will preach. And the rest will do what they like because all my daughterus can pick their own way in life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 14:28:23 2017 No.16940447 >>16940439 >Dark Priestess battle clerics I like it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 14:29:03 2017 No.16940454 >>16940379 The hat is a classic but they are free to wear any spellcaster attire they want My favorite headwears for Dark Mages are eccentric headresses

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 14:29:35 2017 No.16940456 File: 284 KB, 768x1024, 1463116782540.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16940379 They would.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 14:30:10 2017 No.16940459 >>16940379 Big dark mags booty

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 14:31:18 2017 No.16940469 >>16940447 Yep. Big, muscled, maybe busty and sporting big booties, and ready to teach you their faith.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 14:31:27 2017 No.16940470 >>16940454 I believe some Dark Mages would look great with ornate scholar hats adorned with Demon Realm jewelry.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 14:31:45 2017 No.16940472 >>16940379 Those curves are like DAMN Canon sized for Dark Mages What is it with Dark today? Dark priest, Dark Mage, we need more Darks

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 14:35:44 2017 No.16940487

>>16940469
>Beat heritics into submission with demon silver flails and maces then perform a 'conversion'
>Said conversion is them sitting their massive booties on their foes' faces, then reading through a half hour long passage from the Book of Tongues to force their fallen foes to eat them out as they lightly bounce on them

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 14:40:40 2017 No.16940497 File: 344 KB, 700x700, 53931292_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16940379 Although it's probably a fire hazard, I dig the aesthetic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 14:42:30 2017 No.16940502 >>16940379 Yes, she can go mystical fortuneteller with the whole translucent veil. >Dark Mage goes to a city masquerading as a Fortune Teller >Manages to snag a man who is looking for love or got rejected

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 14:43:37 2017 No.16940505 >>16940502 >Crystal ball cleverly faced to magnify her cleavage when her customer looks through it

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 14:44:17 2017 No.16940508 File: 1.01 MB, 1280x880, even speedrabbit is afraid.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone bought/have scans of dragonia MGE book? What is it about? Just fan stories?

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 14:44:22 2017 No.16940509
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>>16940472
Dark Automatons.

Automatons that have absorbed tons of Demonic Energy after a Dark Matter burst turned their ancient domains into Demon Realms. As a result they're more cold and ruthless when finding a Mastah, yet they still retain the kuudere/poor emotional expression of their normal counterparts. Cosmetically, their clockwork armor is stained an aesthetically pleasing matte black with assorted silvers and golds to break things up. Along with that, jewels like the ones on their headcrests are placed on their knee, chest, and shoulder armor.

Now how's that for autism?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 14:46:59 2017 No.16940516 >>16940509 Do you have all wip automaton pics?

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 14:47:20 2017 No.16940518

Had a very strange dream last night involving monstergirls, a panic room, space marines, said space marines getting demolished by demon silver arrows, and then yelling to the world where the hell my demon waifu was, before being teleported to said waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 14:49:00 2017 No.16940521 >>16940162 >>16940168 You could still ask him

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 14:50:14 2017 No.16940528 >>16940518 Sounds like a lucid dream. I wish I had a dream about my waifu. All I had was an ASMR dream about a dark Mage.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 14:52:32 2017 No.16940535 File: 388 KB, 1024x600, 1489234253379.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16940516 The other images are just linework.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 14:57:04 2017 No.16940550 [DELETED]

>The liquid that contains lots of male spirit energy, that is to say, semen, is even more highly effective. Even if they verbally refuse, their body will accept the spirit energy, and each time spirit energy is poured inside, their flames will weaken for a time, and they will reveal the submissive and adorable side of themselves.

How to waifu a Hinezumi:

Human level:
> "I am not a fighter but I lile you. PLEASE, accept me!"

Salamander level:
> Beat her in a fight

Dragon level:
> Water gun + Raging Mushroom

Lilim level:
> Using your dick like a motherfucking Heavy Machine Gun

Mamono Lord Level:
> Snipe a semen shot directly into her mouth

What is your level anon?

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 14:59:42 2017 No.16940556

So i happened to get two magic teachers. A Dark Mage teaching dark arts and a Pharaoh teaching Holy Magic. They're both arguing and fighting each other saying that I should become their fulltime apprentice, after I used a spell that de-aged my body for a while. It's even gotten to the point where even after I reverted the spell, they've gotten more clingy to me and keep trying to bribe me to become their full fledged apprentice. I just want to be a Red Wizard who masters both arts of magic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 15:00:22 2017 No.16940557 >>16940550 I'm a Human level. I couldn't do anything bigger than that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 15:01:32 2017 No.16940560 >>16940556 Kill them both and steal their power

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 15:02:02 2017 No.16940562

>The liquid that contains lots of male spirit energy, that is to say, semen, is even more highly effective. Even if they verbally refuse, their body will accept the spirit energy, and each time spirit energy is poured inside, their flames will weaken for a time, and they will reveal the submissive and adorable side of themselves.

How to waifu a Hinezumi:

Human level:
> "I am not a fighter but I like you. PLEASE, accept me!"

Salamander level:
> Beat her in a fight

Dragon level:
> Water gun + Raging Mushroom

Lilim level:
> Using your dick like a motherfucking Heavy Machine Gun

Mamono Lord Level:
> Snipe a semen shot directly into her mouth

What is your level anon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 15:03:21 2017 No.16940565 >>16940557 Sorry, had to delete and repost due grammar

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 15:03:35 2017 No.16940567 >>16940562 Whatever happened to wine & dine?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 15:05:11 2017 No.16940568 >>16940567 wine and dine in MGE universe don't be silly anon

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 15:06:19 2017 No.16940575
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>>16939425
>>16939498
>>16939558
These people understand.
As a certain artist once said, lolibaba are "the most luxurious contradiction".
If I wasn't busy with work, I'd translate a doujin or two from the Towako sets for you guys.
Hell, most of them are about some sort of monster girl, so it'd be relevant, too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 15:09:29 2017 No.16940581 >>16940560 Why kill them, I'm not an Order Soldier?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 15:10:50 2017 No.16940583 >>16940562 Sub-human level > Challenge her to a fight and get beat up so badly that she takes pity on you I'd probably mess up asking her out so this is my only option

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 15:13:17 2017 No.16940585 >>16940575 Shit man really? That would be fantastic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 15:14:12 2017 No.16940586 >>16940575 Oh yeah, new towako set was released recently

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 15:14:18 2017 No.16940587 >>16940198 I want a Dark Valkyrie who swears I'm the fabled hero of the Fallen God even though I'm up to my eyes in debt and working two jobs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 15:14:29 2017 No.16940588 >>16940583 T-This is my fantasy

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 15:14:56 2017 No.16940590

>>16940562
Dragon level sounds fun, only need to beat her once and fuck her until she passes out until she becomes a loving wife.

From there she can dominate me all she wants or train me to be a competent fighter.
>>16940575
It's the thought that counts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 15:18:14 2017 No.16940597 >>16940587 Valkyries are at their finest in ordinary situations. Non-stop following you around as you get groceries, go to work, or eat at a restaurant.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 15:18:49 2017 No.16940598 File: 1.31 MB, 1785x1407, MindFlayer29.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hello! We'll start with a simple test. What do you see in this picture?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 15:19:57 2017 No.16940602 >>16940598 Endless memeing potential.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 15:21:01 2017 No.16940605 >>16940588 I'd usually reply that there is no shame in that, but this is actually extremely shameful Please go take a shower and think about your life choices

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 15:22:06 2017 No.16940610 >>16940598 naked MGs

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 15:22:28 2017 No.16940612 >>16940605 I don't know why it sounds so appealing to me. It's not my fault!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 15:23:46 2017 No.16940616 >>16940598 This >>16940602 And smug Cheshires

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 15:23:57 2017 No.16940617 >>16940598 A mindflayer in need of a dicking.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 15:27:45 2017 No.16940631 >>16940598 I don't trust Flayers.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 15:28:23 2017 No.16940634

>>16940586
It has one about a guy in the far future fighting evil aliums alongside his trusty AI that was with him since his earliest days, basically nurturing him into the soldier he was now.
Things happen and the AI soon gets transported to a loli body. Being so close, they quickly get down to business(initiated by the AI).
It's not quite the Automaton doujin her fans would want and frankly, it's more /clang/ territory, but fuck mate, the AI's new body is equipped with a working womb.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 15:33:51 2017 No.16940653 >>16940598 Someone in need of tender hugging.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 15:34:11 2017 No.16940654 >>16940598 What happens when I say a cutie flayer in some sexy red glasses.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 15:39:03 2017 No.16940666 File: 387 KB, 1791x1368, Vietnam.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16940598 The moment a somewhat tolerable manga made me want to paint it black

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 15:41:18 2017 No.16940672 >>16940654 You get flayed and husbando'd The flaying is just her slurping up all your sweet thoughts

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 15:43:00 2017 No.16940674 >>16940598 I have seen things, many terrible things. I can't sleep at night because of them. https://my.mixtape.moe/lacgsx.gif

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 15:47:28 2017 No.16940689 >>16940575 Lolis and lolibabas both have their charms. But I prefer the former

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 15:48:26 2017 No.16940693 >>16940265 Lovely skin color

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 15:50:21 2017 No.16940701 >>16940674 Jesus Christ. Did you seriously have to remind me? I was on the verge of forgetting about these things. I'm surprised the questionable Hellhound image .less drew wasn't on there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 15:53:11 2017 No.16940709 >>16940701 I bet that Flayer has a taste for traumatic memories. She's gonna slurp it all up for you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 15:54:13 2017 No.16940711 >>16940689 Why? Really lolibabas are strictly superior >>16940693 >Complimenting an undead on her skin color Considering that it's their biggest sign of undeath, that's most likely the best compliment you could give her

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 15:58:21 2017 No.16940720 >>16940709 Thank god. I'd owe that flayer my life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 15:59:49 2017 No.16940725 >>16940709 I don't want to give her indigestion.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:01:24 2017 No.16940730 File: 968 KB, 1412x1478, 1489172463611.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how long have you've been here don't lie

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:03:02 2017 No.16940734 >>16940730 That demon is for belly groping.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:03:52 2017 No.16940736 >>16940730 In the Monster Girl threads? 2013 I think.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:04:08 2017 No.16940738 >>16940730 About a year and a quarter. I'm quite new so when people talk about past writefags, shit fiascos, cancer writefags and OC Lilims, I have no idea what they're talking about and I keep out of it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:04:42 2017 No.16940741 >>16940674 I still don't have a problem with the Sith so long as the people who do like them don't try to push them on the thread.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:05:03 2017 No.16940743 >>16940730 Years. I'm not good at dates or keeping track of time but about a year before the exodus is when I started browsing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:05:36 2017 No.16940745 >>16940730 Two years and I've been into monster girls for four.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:05:38 2017 No.16940746 >>16940730 What's up with the constant questions about anons lately? I'm not good counting time, but I do know that I started coming when EMG chapter 5 was just out. I miss old /d/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:05:58 2017 No.16940748 >>16940738 Didn't the OC lilim thing blow up less than a year and a quarter ago?

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:06:05 2017 No.16940749

>>16940583
Well, Hinezumi do release their arousal through fighting, so it is possible that if their fight was an utter disappointment, it will fail to release their arousal and rape him.

Do note the profile says they will just leave after beating the guy "mostly", not always.

So sub-human might actually be a canon valid tool to marry one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:06:11 2017 No.16940750 >>16940730 Too long. My story needs editing. I was around before the exodus from /a/ at least. I still have fond memories of the Dredd greentexts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:08:03 2017 No.16940757 >>16940730 Since December 2014.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:08:11 2017 No.16940758 >>16940701 I actually refused to save that one because I like Hellhounds so much. >>16940741 I don't either, and feel the same way about the dragon/anubis image. I'm just a memeing piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:10:11 2017 No.16940760 >>16940730 Mid-late 2012 according to my monster girl folder, that's the earliest image I had in there and I only made it after discovering these threads.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:11:33 2017 No.16940762 Do you think Monsters have their own version of Ask Amy? >Dear Amy; is it gauche to start fucking your husband right after the vows during the ceremony, or no?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:12:17 2017 No.16940765 >>16940730 I honestly don't remember.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:12:53 2017 No.16940767 >>16940730 I was originally on the /a/ ones, missed out on the exodus and was taking a shot in the dark by going to /jp/, and the "newest" MG, if I remember correctly, was Hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:15:43 2017 No.16940771 >>16940730 Since the EMG threads started on /a/. I don't even remember the year.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:15:57 2017 No.16940772 >>16940767 >you will never tenderly forget the /a/ exodus

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:16:11 2017 No.16940773 >>16940730 8 or 9 years. About the time when what we recognize as modern MG started to solidify but was for lack of better term still chaotic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:16:49 2017 No.16940776 >>16940730 2-3 years?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:18:35 2017 No.16940782 >>16940730 >2012 was 15 years ago

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:19:06 2017 No.16940785 >>16940730 Since the daily /a/ threads. In and off then because depression. I have been entirely faithful to the waifus since.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:20:43 2017 No.16940794 >>16940748 Did it? If it did then I must've been away or atleast not paying attention to the thread. I've noticed my addiction to the threads slowly increase over time so instead of checking it like once a day. I check it every hour.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:22:25 2017 No.16940796 >>16940794 Have you been here when the first versions of the 7 sins image popped up? The one before one guy decided to redo it with lilims?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:25:52 2017 No.16940805 >>16940711 >Really lolibabas are strictly superior Why?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:26:50 2017 No.16940809 >>16940796 I remember when it had around 1-2 images in it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:27:25 2017 No.16940810 >>16940730 I drifted into these threads from /jp/, never knew of them before then. No clue when, though.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:30:49 2017 No.16940817

>>16940809
>1-2 images
>>/jp/thread/S16030171#p16034698
This should be the very first version if the filename is anything to go by, since later versions just have ver2/3/4/etc at the end.

To think this entire thing started because of the guy he replied to.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:30:57 2017 No.16940819

>>16940805
Because the few aspects that lolis bring to the table are done better by teenagers
Aspects such as innocence, ignorance, teaching them about sex, etc...
Lolibabas sacrifice those unoptimized aspects for much better ones

I wish we discussed about teenage monster girls more often, it's always either lolis or CCs with no inbetween

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:35:16 2017 No.16940827 >>16940730 if that includes when we were on /a/ 2009 I think

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:36:17 2017 No.16940829

>>16940730
Since the /a/ threads have been a thing. Even grandfathered general threads like learning daily japanese weren't safe. Then again I find satisfaction that they got dragged out of the /a/ board when they constantly told us we weren't /a/ related.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:42:23 2017 No.16940837

>>16940829
Well when your tangentially related and devolve into a general of shiposting and greentext stories you tend to get slapped on the wrist. Doesn't help that a mod was actively stirring up shit those days but it's all in the past.

Shame jaypee has been dead for years though.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:43:55 2017 No.16940841

>>16940819
>I wish we discussed about teenage monster girls more often
So what kind do you like more when it comes to teenage monster girls?
>the serious yet naive anubis class rep
>the confident yet inexperienced gyaru manticore
>the quiet yeti who sits by herself at lunch time reading books

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:44:05 2017 No.16940842 >>16940730 cant remember year, but at least the /a/ days. was around before global shitposter-kun

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:44:13 2017 No.16940843 I am a newfag here so I dont know if it is common, but I have encountered at times that I cant post because Im "banned" and when I do the verification to check my ban it says "you are not banned" and lets me post.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:45:49 2017 No.16940847 >>16940843 It's probably just a temp block

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:46:50 2017 No.16940850 >>16940841 I like the delinquent Hellhound who beats up the bullies and deep down only wants one of the weaker guy she protects to say "thank you" and ask her out on a date.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:47:54 2017 No.16940852 >>16940847 Whats a temp block?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:49:13 2017 No.16940856 >>16940841 I personally love the genki shortstack Holst who hang out with the shy gloomy Anon who's usually always alone

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:49:24 2017 No.16940857 File: 90 KB, 711x986, 1440504763472.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16940730 2012, when Yeti profile was released

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:49:44 2017 No.16940858 >>16940852 That or a warning. Just won't let you post because it wants to show you that they warned you for saying something you shouldn't have. Then they let you post again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:51:38 2017 No.16940862 >>16940772 in a way, i miss kevin

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:51:45 2017 No.16940863 File: 246 KB, 1920x1080, Pharaoh14.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16940841 What about the rich and popular highschool monstergirl clique?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:51:52 2017 No.16940864 >>16940850 I do love delinquent hellhounds and tried to exclude them from the list because they're the obvious winner for me. >>16940856 She probably already has tits that would be large for an adult of other races. Lucky anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:53:50 2017 No.16940873 >>16940730 4 Months and I've done more for these threads in that time than most people have done in their years and years here

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:56:07 2017 No.16940880 >>16940841 The seemingly ultra prudish religious Dark Priest who keeps trying to ask you to come 'make prayer' with her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:56:40 2017 No.16940882 >>16940863 Always a good one, she's probably surrounded by a group of fans girls and can't help but gaze at anon as he walks past.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:57:08 2017 No.16940885 >>16940819 >Because the few aspects that lolis bring to the table are done better by teenagers I disagree with that, though.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:57:09 2017 No.16940886

>>16940863
They're not trustworthy
Dragon-tan is way too haughty
Pharaoh-senpai somehow rules the school
And Wight-chan has been seen draining innocent juniors with her claws

The fact that 2/3 of them are undead doesn't help their case either

>>16940864
>She probably already has tits that would be large for an adult of other races.
That would be true for a lot of species, some of them get hit by puberty like a truc
Just like that one Amazoness who went for 4"8 flat tomboy to 6"5 sex goddess

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:58:10 2017 No.16940890 >>16940863 That Pharaoh is an adult. Her uniform barely fits.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 16:58:48 2017 No.16940892 >>16940772 And as a result, history repeated itself. It's funny seeing it happen to the EGM threads, in light of the whole 'we're better than those /jp/ deviants' attitude.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:01:08 2017 No.16940898 >>16940730 Since 2014.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:04:14 2017 No.16940903

What about the Salamander group of the martial arts club always trying to have the weak bullied guys join their club and become their cute student-husband?

The delinquent Hellhound hates the shit out of them and have a rivalry.

> Fuck off lizard! Stop pestering them!
> They need to learn how to protect themselves
> They dont, this is why Im here!
> You will not always be there for them, what will happen when you get married?
> Then one of my sisters will replace me, now fuck off before I rip your tail and make it soup!
> These guys need discipline! Your kind only encourage their weakness!
> No, they are cute that way! My kind accepts them as they and should be!
> Salamander grabs geek by the arm
> That is enough. Come with me, I will build up your strenght.
> The Hellhound grabs him by the other hand
> He is not going anywhere!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:05:29 2017 No.16940905 I want to fuck my waifu so hard that she is literally drowning in cummies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:06:44 2017 No.16940907 >>16940730 Three years. When do I get my Kikimora?

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:14:22 2017 No.16940921

>>16940890
Don't speak ill of the Pharaoh or you'll get her Anubis bestie barking at you for at least 2 weeks straight

>>16940903
>Be weak boy in MG high-school
>Get bullied by Salamanders who want me as their apprentice
>Get bullied by Hellhounds who want me as their fucktoy
>Get thrown around like property whenever the two meet

Poor guy, I wonder what will happen the day he inevitably snaps
The Salamanders would get aroused by his sudden fighting spirit but what about the Hellhounds?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:15:01 2017 No.16940922 >>16940730 Since before Truckercore and the rise of shit thread celebrities

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:16:04 2017 No.16940925 File: 3.51 MB, 1200x7050, Nightmare Waifu 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How far are you willing to go to get a monster girl waifu? 1/2

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:17:29 2017 No.16940929 File: 3.32 MB, 1200x6300, Nightmare Waifu 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16940925 2/2

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:19:15 2017 No.16940934 >>16940925 >>16940929 >all that shit to get a girl who is not even my waifu Nah. Not even close to interested.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:19:31 2017 No.16940936 >>16940730 I remember Liliraune being released and the yuri shitposting that followed.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:20:30 2017 No.16940938

>>16940921
They dont bully him, they protect him from the bullies, though when the Salamanders do it, it comes with some nagging and at times a forced training session at the martial arts club.

The bullies are the popular girls: Pharaoh, Wurm, Dragon, Youko and Nura.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:21:25 2017 No.16940939 >>16940730 I've been into monster girls, MGE in particular, since 2014. But as for these monster girl threads, I've been here for a year. I didn't know these threads existed since I never visited /jp/ before.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:23:25 2017 No.16940945 File: 436 KB, 640x595, IMG_6286.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Zombie Dragon by Mantiix http://mantiix.tumblr.com/

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:23:44 2017 No.16940947 >>16940938 I cannot fathom a purposefully malicious wurm.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:24:59 2017 No.16940951 >>16940947 Bully wurms does it but without knowing why. If you tell her that it's bad and she is only making it harder to find a husband she'll instantly stop.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:25:05 2017 No.16940953 >>16940947 The Wurm thinks bullying him is a fun game.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:25:44 2017 No.16940954

>>16940938
>Wurm
>Bullying
She might get people she likes into compromising situations but nothing too bad

>Nura
I didn't even think about her
Her mere presence would cause a huge Zipangu/yokai gang to form, they'd take over the tea club for sure and all the Wonderland girls would be left wandering

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:27:53 2017 No.16940957 >>16940945 I feel more converted to zombie dragons by the day.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:28:09 2017 No.16940958 [SPOILER]

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>have a long night of sex with your jabberwock waifu
>go to sleep spooning with her as the big spoon
>wake up in the morning
>see this thing staring at you
>as soon as you begin to open your eyes it begins to kiss you
What do?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:28:25 2017 No.16940959 >>16940862 Oh shit, fucking kevin. I think he remained in /a/ after the EMG threads popped back up. Shit we just have to talk about this precisely when I'm having some sort of age crisis.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:28:49 2017 No.16940961 >>16940957 They're soft and really protective of you. What's not to like?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:28:54 2017 No.16940962 >>16940947 when I think of wurm I think of that crazy stalker lady from jungle wa itsume guu, not by looks just the whole making a b line toward the guy shes after not letting anything get in her way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:29:33 2017 No.16940965 >>16940945 Eyes...wrong.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:30:21 2017 No.16940968

>>16940925
I have my own nightmare to deal with.

>Void of Eyes
>you have been stripped bare and left inside a seemingly endless enclosed path
>eyes everywhere you look, watching your every move
>Can't turn around without seeing or stepping on eyes of various sizes and shapes
>your own eyelids have been forced open or removed; shutting your gaze is impossible
>faint whispers echo in the distance; something is definitely there to scrutinize you and whatever faults you have
>Something always touches you from behind, but disappears by the time you turn and look
>something is clearly in the area with you, but is forever out of your own sight

Sadly, there's no waifu to go with this...either that, or she's still out of reach.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:32:50 2017 No.16940976 >>16940958 Make out with it because she's obviously trying to make out with me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:33:11 2017 No.16940978 >>16940958 Bite it. Assert dominance.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:33:21 2017 No.16940980 >>16940961 That's the thing, everything about them is wonderful and I was a fool for not granting them a place in my favourites sooner.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:33:53 2017 No.16940982 You wake up at a Mamono College, Lilim principal makes you pay for the fee with your cum. She then opens an Encyclopedia > There is a dorm of every race in the campus, choose the one that will be your dorm What do?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:35:58 2017 No.16940986 >>16940982 Send me straight to the shoggoth dorm.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:36:27 2017 No.16940989 >>16940982 Choose lilim with the most shit eating grin I can do. But really, I'd choose Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:37:43 2017 No.16940995 >>16940982 Weresheep. This is gonna be the comfiest semester ever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:41:10 2017 No.16941003 >>16940925 >That second image Goddamn I haven't heard anything about that game in awhile. I hope it's still happening, it looked great.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:41:30 2017 No.16941005 >>16940982 Kobold, please! That way I get one Kobold waifu and a bunch of other great doggy friends.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:42:19 2017 No.16941009 >>16940982 Shirohebi or mindflayer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:43:31 2017 No.16941015 >>16940982 Tanuki dorm please.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:44:03 2017 No.16941018 >>16940982 Going to the Manticore dorm with no regrets.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:44:12 2017 No.16941019 >>16940982 I'd choose either the Anubis or Hakutaku dorms, need to get my GPA up to get that sweet, sweet scholarship money. Of course, the 'rewards' for doing well on my exams would be pretty awesome, too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:44:28 2017 No.16941021 File: 36 KB, 1000x1000, Cricket Salamander.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you take your monster on a tour round the world?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:45:01 2017 No.16941025 >>16940982 Kakuen dorm! Where my fellow apes at?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:45:09 2017 No.16941026 >>16941015 Goldigger.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:46:26 2017 No.16941029 File: 1.30 MB, 700x1000, vaSWtEa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16940982 Hellhound dorm, oh god please Hellhound dorm.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:46:38 2017 No.16941030 >>16941018 At least you will be safe

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:46:51 2017 No.16941032 >>16941026 Hey, not my fault I enjoy bushy tails and the smug ladies that come with them. Tiny, tubby tanukis are life! Probably still going to just hang out in my room if I can't find a RPG group of some sort.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:47:01 2017 No.16941033 >>16940982 Apophis. I need my grapesnake

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:47:28 2017 No.16941034 >>16940982 Atlach-Nacha dorm even if it's simply a huge cavern covered in spider web >>16941009 God tier tastes

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:48:25 2017 No.16941036 If I pick the Salamander or Hinezumi dorm, does that mean I will be free of rape? My fighting ability is on the negative numbers and Im lazy as fuck for physical activity.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:48:39 2017 No.16941038 >>16941030 I'm not sure if safe is the word to describe it but at least none of the other races would try anything.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:49:24 2017 No.16941040 >>16940982 I will make a hunting event, whoever wants and manages to find and catch me will have the honor of my presence. I have a feeling I'm ending at the pot devils place.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:49:27 2017 No.16941041 >>16940982 The Ratatoskr Dorm, aka College News HQ.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:49:56 2017 No.16941042 >>16941038 That's what I meant. Safe from anything else.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:50:28 2017 No.16941045 >>16940982 Just throw me in the fox dorm.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:50:37 2017 No.16941047 >>16941036 You won't be fulfilling your cum quota so you'll be either kicked out or forced to git gud.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:51:14 2017 No.16941051 >>16940982 Cow dorm.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:51:28 2017 No.16941054 >>16940982 >Mamono College Oh I'm sorry I thought this was the way to the Elven reservation.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:52:13 2017 No.16941055 >>16941021 I'd show her my Human world. Monster girls are probably fascinated by human culture. Although maybe a little curious as to why we're so prude compared to them

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:52:49 2017 No.16941056 >>16941036 you will be given a training montage by Vince DiCola

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:52:57 2017 No.16941057 >>16941033 Do they keep graped Pharaohs in there as trophies?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:53:23 2017 No.16941058 >>16940982 Is it ok if I just pick the Lilim instead? She's already taken my first time and I want to love her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:53:55 2017 No.16941061 File: 280 KB, 1033x660, 1492484922334.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16940982 >You must be the new guy! You wanna spar?!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:54:33 2017 No.16941064 >>16941021 I wish there was a way to get Beast to fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:54:53 2017 No.16941066 >>16941029 I bet you will feel very protected.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:55:09 2017 No.16941067 >>16940982 I'll take the Alps. I'll make them all my waifus and take over the college!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:55:40 2017 No.16941068 File: 164 KB, 1200x1100, 1491300778034.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16941041 Think of all the different shapes, sizes and colors of fluffy Squirrel tail available.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:56:28 2017 No.16941070

>>16940982
>There is a dorm of every race in the campus
>some of the races are probably rare enough that there will be only one at the school
>spending large amounts of time alone with some high class ojou like a wight or pharaoh who can't contain her lust forever in private for being pushed down and rammed from behind

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:58:46 2017 No.16941078 >>16941061 Uh....no?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:58:48 2017 No.16941079 >>16940982 Tengu dorm. Give me those birdies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:58:50 2017 No.16941080 > Khepri dorm > Become automatically king of the dorm

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:58:52 2017 No.16941082 >>16940982 Tell her that as that was my first time she needs to take responsibility so I choose her. If she's an actual slut or refuses me then the Hathor club room.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:59:22 2017 No.16941085 >>16940982 Live off-campus.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:59:35 2017 No.16941087 File: 409 KB, 1000x1017, 1446173288902.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16941070 Only one Wendigo strayed far enough from home to go to college, and she's nervous about passing her culinary classes

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 17:59:38 2017 No.16941088 >>16941042 I'd probably have to be carried on one of their backs to make it to classes though. One manticore alone is exhausting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:00:13 2017 No.16941091 >>16941087 She seems like she's an older student too and a total babe.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:00:47 2017 No.16941095 >>16941080 There would most likely be other guys there. It would be a competition to see which king and their wives are the best.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:00:54 2017 No.16941096 What would the Inari dorm be like?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:01:01 2017 No.16941097 >>16941057 Yes, so wild threesomes with me, an Apophis, and a Pharoah are definitely gonna happen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:01:08 2017 No.16941098 Must be a ride getting kidnapped back and forth between the vampire and dhampir dorms whenever they're feeling heroic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:02:57 2017 No.16941105 >>16941095 You are the only male at school.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:03:31 2017 No.16941109 >>16941064 >Wanting to remove one of the few writers still going. Why?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:04:53 2017 No.16941120 >>16941105 That's retarded. I would end up in a harem no matter how much I tired to be loyal.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:04:58 2017 No.16941122 The Ochimusha dorm would be bliss.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:05:13 2017 No.16941123 >>16941091 The head chef swears at her and calls her an idiot sandwich, and she'll make homework dishes for you to try. Every single dish wlll be a variation of cooked meats.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:05:44 2017 No.16941125
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>>16941098
Sporty Dhampir student starts the day by getting up very early in the morning, to rescue her boyfriend from the Vampire dorm. All while listening to Castlevania music on an ipod such as: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9D-YI7B1QU

No better workout that fighting your way through monsters in the massive Vampire Castle-dorm.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:06:23 2017 No.16941131 >>16941125 I want her and her perfect body to have my everything

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:06:25 2017 No.16941132 >>16941122 You'd get sick and tired of them saying de gozaru

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:07:07 2017 No.16941134 >>16941078 >The Minotaur looks sad and lowers her axe. >"Tomorrow then?!" She gets excited once more, her tail perking up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:08:05 2017 No.16941137 >>16941105 Whoever chose the Shirohebi dorm is in for a fun time >Getting cursed by every single Shirohebi >Have to satisfy them or it will burn

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:08:24 2017 No.16941138 >>16941125 Gonna marry that confident lusty bodied Dhampir

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:10:09 2017 No.16941148 >>16941134 Uh, is never okay?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:10:31 2017 No.16941149 >>16940982 Amazon or Dark Mage or Vampire

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:11:41 2017 No.16941151 >>16940982 troll dorm

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:14:19 2017 No.16941162

>>16941151
>For some reason your dorm nickname is 'honey' and they all get into a big fuss of welcoming you and bringing you home cooked snacks as soon as you come back from your day
>Also always have the lounge set for maximum enjoyment for you
>You quickly lose count of how many massages you've amassed
>Nor how many times you've had your face incidentally shoved against two big plump tits during a hug or in other happenstance moments
>Also your bed smells like flowers
>And your clothes
>And your everything else

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:15:48 2017 No.16941165 >>16941068 Big, muscled one that runs sports news and tips for girls who want to get /FIT/ for boys and proactive dating?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:16:42 2017 No.16941170 >>16941165 Sports news! With Rippedtatoskr!

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:16:51 2017 No.16941171

>>16940730
Oldest date I can find in my image vault is early 2013, so I'd say late 2012 to account for early lurking days. Oddly enough, about the time I finally got my own computer and didn't have to be terrified of people confronting me about what I watched online.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:17:39 2017 No.16941174 No one is going to choose the Order human women dorm?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:17:49 2017 No.16941175 >>16941171 >finally getting your own computer There is no greater sense of freedom in this world.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:18:59 2017 No.16941179 >>16941174 Why should they?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:19:57 2017 No.16941182 >>16941174 or like the demons call them practice dummies

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:21:21 2017 No.16941183
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>Lich experiment log entry #4587462
>I have locked two hellhounds in a room with nothing but a leash and collar
>Anon is locked in an adjacent cell and visible to them
>I have told them that the first to make the other submit to them without extreme violence has the right to do what they desire with him
>I look forward to the results
Have liches gone too far?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:22:58 2017 No.16941188 >>16941183 Liches are evil! Neutral Evil! The deadliest kind!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:23:14 2017 No.16941189 File: 1.61 MB, 1785x1407, 1492658324958.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16940598

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:23:30 2017 No.16941190 >>16941183 >the hellhounds managed to break down the wall between them and anon. >the collar looks cute on anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:24:07 2017 No.16941193 >>16941183 Within the hour, they're going to team up to rip their way into anon's cell. I kinda wonder how a bigamous hellhound relationship goes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:24:09 2017 No.16941194 >>16941183 There's a Lich who managed to restrain a Wurm in an experiment titled: Effects of sugar deprivation on Wurms. After a few days the Wurm broke free though.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:25:32 2017 No.16941196

>>16941170
>Genki ratataskyr that happily goes over sports news, fitness tips, and potions/supplements reviews for girls looking to get 'real' muscles, vanity muscles, or a specific muscle type from strongfat to athletic

Would be good, although the number of salty salamanders, lizardmen, and minotaurs would be a sight to behold

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:26:58 2017 No.16941202 >>16941174 If they didn't act like real girls I'd consider it

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:27:01 2017 No.16941203
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>>16940730
Three years, as I started coming here the winter before these threads were kicked off of /a/.
It might also kinda predate that by a year or two a since I have memories of lurking in a thread that TF (back before she was a fujoshi attentionwhoring cunt) was dumping an EMG chapter.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:27:25 2017 No.16941206 >no one chose the Wisp dorm [REEEEE in the distance]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:27:53 2017 No.16941208 >>16941203 >TF >She

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:28:07 2017 No.16941213 >>16938803 Yes, videogames. Sex gets boring after the first five hundred years.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:29:18 2017 No.16941217 >>16941203 God, TF and her crew of scumsucking white knights were 10 times worse than any thread celebrity we've ever had here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:29:58 2017 No.16941219 >>16941213 you lack imagination. it's disgusting that you would post that. do you feel no shame?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:30:30 2017 No.16941221 >>16940982 Human

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:30:31 2017 No.16941222 >>16941190 My dream

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:31:48 2017 No.16941226 >>16940730 Couple months before EMG got serialized, give or take a month. Some time before Bob started the infamous Truckercore

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:31:56 2017 No.16941227 >>16941196 What bodytype does the Sports Ratatoskyr have? She sounds lovely. I want to fluster her even if she's a super muscled powerful squirrel.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:32:20 2017 No.16941231 >>16941203 Why does that rather buxom tiger look so distressed?

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:32:56 2017 No.16941233

>>16941188
They're not evil, just curious.
>>16941190
>>16941193
This is the most likely outcome but what are a few failures to her in the name of research?
>I kinda wonder how a bigamous hellhound relationship goes.
Very pleasurable for anon, if a little sore. The girls would get along well due to pack instincts.
>>16941194
She should have known that wurms can't be contained.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:33:58 2017 No.16941235

>>16941217
While I don't mind the fact that we're not on /a/ anymore, I'm still assblasted over those two TF bootlickers that would shitpost daily before the Exodus.
One of them even tried to make a "Knights of Manga" personal army or something.
>>16941231
Because she isn't used to having her milkjugs groped, or hearing the words "Mastah has to pet the pussy".

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:35:09 2017 No.16941240

>>16940982
I can't choose. I guess I'll go to the dorm for MGs of godlike power so I can try and get my harem. I'd have to avoid the other rape trains though. That would make for an awkward romance attempt, trying to court while not being aggressive, and dealinf with avoiding other powerful MGs trying to waifu you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:35:28 2017 No.16941242 >>16941221 Boring.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:35:45 2017 No.16941245

>>16941206
Why go to that place with a bunch of murderous lamers when there are multiple rare high level undead types you could go with, and share the dorm with a single girl who you'll drive to the edge of insanity with your denseness and inaction in regards to the growing sexual tension.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:36:24 2017 No.16941249 >>16941203 >Ｉｈａｖｅａｃｑｕｉｒｅｄａｎｅｗｐｅｔｆｏｒｙｏｕ，ｍａｓｔｅｒ． >GAAAOOOOO!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:36:51 2017 No.16941250 >>16941227 She'd be short but very heavily muscled and with a natural tan. She's unused to actual romance so she's easy to fluster in that regard

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:37:58 2017 No.16941254 >>16941242 But I'll be so popular with human girls though

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:39:04 2017 No.16941258 File: 373 KB, 1954x2048, Cxi5vFwVIAE0N1t.jpg large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] White Horn pizza, is the pizza, for you and me

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:39:05 2017 No.16941259 File: 394 KB, 1790x2048, lihc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16941233 Can you really call it a failure? Just because the results don't match the hypothesis doesn't mean it's a failure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:40:26 2017 No.16941268 >>16941249 >Musclecat can't escape the bearhug of a dainty Automaton on a mission I be torn between giggling about her situation, groping her now-pronounced chest, and awkwardly apologizing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:40:35 2017 No.16941269 >>16941254 They're just desperate. And not the endearing kind, like with shirohebi and oomukade

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:41:08 2017 No.16941271 >>16941268 If you grope the kitty, she won't leave, you know.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:41:16 2017 No.16941272

>>16941194

>Experiment 327 Journal Entry 12
>I had assumed the experiment was going so well.
>Not only was 327a unable to break her restraints but she had also become complacent to instructions given.
>I answered the doorbell to greet the postman hereafter referred to as 327b. My shipment of crystal vials had finally come in on time at a reasonable hour.
>I decided to reward the 327b for not following the footsteps of experiment 326 and leaving a "we missed you note" without trying the doorbell.
>Leftover candy from the Hallow's eve was dispensed to 327b after signing off on the shipment.
>Unfortunately 327b opted to open the smarties while walking down the driveway.
>The destruction of my garage door made evident the degree to which experiment 327a was not thoroughly restrained.
>Now I've lost a wurm s̶p̶e̶c̶i̶m̶e̶n̶ volunteer and a dependable man.
>I could really use one of those... I really need a suitable assistant.
> Ah, I think I know what experiment I'll do next.
>Concluding experiment 327.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:41:25 2017 No.16941273 >>16941254 It would be nice if they were basically animu waifus, although they'd probably be lacking in the T&A departments compared to their MG rivals. They'd probably be even less open to harems though

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:41:37 2017 No.16941275

>>16941250
So you're saying if one day after her workout she came back to her dorm room to find a case of her favorite protein shake mix, a rose, and a note saying 'from your secret admirer' she'd freeze like a squirrel on a country road?
Because I wanna turn the tables on that gal and do my own bit of finding out info to use 'against' her.
All for the goal of spooning that gal while resting on her glorious huge poofy tail.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:41:52 2017 No.16941276 >>16941259 That Lich has hit my butter zone of thiccness. Gonna mercilessly grope her until the kuu breaks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:42:15 2017 No.16941277 >>16941258 >heart pizza Adorable

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:42:41 2017 No.16941278 >>16941254 >anons dragged into the dorm and isn't seen without at least 3 human girls armed with paladin gear >even the lamnia and apophis dorms think they are a little too overproctective

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:43:04 2017 No.16941279 >>16941273 >It would be nice if they were basically animu waifus Well of course that's what we're talking about, why would we make them 3D when monstergirls themselves are not? >They'd probably be even less open to harems >This is bad

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:44:39 2017 No.16941283 >>16941275 She'd be flustered, look around, and check her sports contacts to see if they saw anyone come in. She'd also pin your letter where she can see it while resting from lifting

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:46:08 2017 No.16941290
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>>16941258
No one else delivers to your cabin up in the middle of nowhere but Sally Whitehorn! You can count on her!
Just please do answer the door when she rings. Yes, we know you're getting frisky with your Yeti wife on the couch as it blizzards outside, but if she's gonna be there in thirty minutes or less, she'd appreciate if you at least be there to answer the door. She's got many deliveries to make!
One day she'll find a single man living alone up here ordering a pizza for himself. One day... Good luck Whitehorn chan!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:46:09 2017 No.16941291 >>16941279 I don't mind monogamy but I'd hate to break a cute girl's heart

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:46:51 2017 No.16941293 Daily reminder the shittier the writefag you kill, the better the oldfag one you bring back is

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:47:46 2017 No.16941297 >>16941291 For me, my wife's heart comes first.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:48:12 2017 No.16941300 >>16941291 Take the middle option and go bigamy

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:48:48 2017 No.16941303 >>16941290 What if I let her in for a few minutes to knock the snow off her hat and coat?

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:52:28 2017 No.16941319

>>16941283
I'd keep leaving little gifts for her around when she wouldn't notice me doing so.
Lavender scented shampoo and Mofuwash, new pairs of spats and sports bras in her favorite colors, even tickets to a big sporting event she'd been wanting to go to with a note that read I'll finally meet her there.
Then its just the matter of sneaking up on her while she's waiting in the parking lot of the event and simply revealing myself and hoping she found my antics cute at least, then having a nice day enjoying the event with her and letting her know about myself.
The jumping her in bed and indulging in being on top of her powerful beefy body while her tail floofs against me part would come later.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:52:52 2017 No.16941321 >>16941293 What makes a shitty writefag?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:54:03 2017 No.16941323 >>16941321 no anal stories

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:54:23 2017 No.16941325 File: 261 KB, 2048x1536, Gas, gas, gas!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16941290 She's not the only girl making those deliveries!

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:54:27 2017 No.16941326

>>16941303
She'd be delighted at your kindness but would politely try and not ruin your carpet or anything with the shook off snow.
If you're single, she'd clutch her breast after she left and gasp with a red hot face, repeating to herself that 'a single guy invited me in his house!' like a schoolgirl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:55:15 2017 No.16941328 >>16941303 With how flushed Whitehorns are and how much they can shiver to heat up, I doubt that they'd even have snow on them ever. It's like one of those heated driveways.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:55:29 2017 No.16941329 >>16941325 An arch rival?!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:56:17 2017 No.16941331 >>16941325 >Gotta get home! Husband's making muffins today!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:57:26 2017 No.16941336 >>16941272 >I remembered one Anon who keeps sleeping at my lectures >Better track him down

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:57:38 2017 No.16941337 File: 344 KB, 658x897, 7dd87a15eb0a139ae243d81ace1dd55a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16941221 This. Monstergirls can't compete.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 18:58:41 2017 No.16941340 >>16941323 I know what to work on then

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:01:31 2017 No.16941349 >>16941293 Let's slay one

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:02:36 2017 No.16941353 File: 823 KB, 1447x1963, __akebono_and_medusa_kantai_collection_and_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_paundo2__198acbdc040cc7409212af96c2daaf94.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tsundere Medusae

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:03:02 2017 No.16941356 File: 126 KB, 724x1023, 1482669994581.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16941328 >A single man gave me a $25 t-tip! >Why does my b-b-body suddenly feel cold? What do I do? Should I ask him for a s-s-s-scarf?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:06:06 2017 No.16941364 >>16941356 I want to ride that deer. Why is White Horn so beautiful?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:06:21 2017 No.16941366 >>16941356 Cute! CUTE! I want to give her the tip!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:06:38 2017 No.16941369 >>16941258 Would her body heat ensure that the food is always warm, no matter the blizzard?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:07:39 2017 No.16941371 >>16941369 Yep! A significant perk of White Horn deliveries.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:07:39 2017 No.16941372
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>>16941353
Gorgons are severely underappreciated around here. Always had a soft spot for them, though. Would gladly date a tsun stone snake and find some way to have long, tender sex with her while staring into her eyes & saying how beautiful they are.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:09:04 2017 No.16941376

>>16941356
Holy hell that's adorable.
Fuck you horsepussy haters, I'd marry a White Horn in a heartbeat, not like I know the damn difference.
>>16941369
Yeah. That's why even when it's armageddon levels of blizzard out she just happily trundles along delivering pizzas like its nothing.
So when that single guy starts freaking out that she's just standing there with a warm smile while its literally frozen hell out, she just gets flushed from him showing such concern for her even when she doens't need it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:09:54 2017 No.16941378 >>16941369 Beats the Yeti Pizza Delivereti shop, they would hug the pizzas to keep them warm and you had to pick white fur off the top

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:10:27 2017 No.16941380 >>16941372 >Cramped against a Gorgon >She tries to look away with a stammer >Her snakes kiss/lick/caress you every second you're together

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:10:41 2017 No.16941381 >>16941319 Expect her to show up in a cute dress that's at odds with her well built frame. She'll hug you for the reveal and will be shouting you name in bed

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:11:10 2017 No.16941382 >>16941378 They carry the pizzas in those big sleeves for a reason.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:11:47 2017 No.16941384
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>>16941364
>Long, flowing white hair
>/fa/ as fuck
>Permanent blush
>Sweet, gentle personality
>Rescue lost travellers
>Standard centaur issue massive mammaries
They are pretty much perfect

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:12:56 2017 No.16941389 >>16941329 like in any industry, there is harsh competition going on in food delivers. White Horn, Moose and Yeti order-services compete from customers while Yuki Onna take-away chains bolster their standings.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:14:39 2017 No.16941396 >>16941384 I just want to find her and smooch until I black out. White Horn is way too attractive.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:15:04 2017 No.16941397 >>16941380 >"It'll be so troublesome if Anon get petrified" >"I wanna look at him but I can't"

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:16:23 2017 No.16941400 >>16941376 White Horn seem to be an exception to more than a few people's reservations against horse pussy. I know they are for me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:17:25 2017 No.16941403 Winter girls are really cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:18:20 2017 No.16941405 File: 195 KB, 960x540, 1459649737795.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16941397 If you love her, you'll find a way to do it. I recommend you shop around your local apothecaries. Maybe they can brew you up a potion to help.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:18:40 2017 No.16941409 >>16941400 It's that fashion sense. She's basically cheating.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:18:47 2017 No.16941410 File: 229 KB, 702x915, 1492005508781.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16941403 Right? Just look at the heart she made out of ice! It'll never melt as long as she's around!

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:18:58 2017 No.16941411

>>16941384
I wonder what they're like once they finally do get a man.
Probably the most fawning wives ever. Pun moderately intended.
>>16941400
Exactly, man. They're just so earnest. I imagine their real does in bed too. Probably soaking wet even before you put it in and super sensitive, begging you to be gentle with them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:19:53 2017 No.16941414 >>16941384 White Horns are one of the few girls that I found genuinely beautiful. KC did good job with her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:20:06 2017 No.16941415 >>16941400 There's always the frontpussy option too, which I don't have any qualms with.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:21:11 2017 No.16941420 File: 2.15 MB, 2085x3600, 0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16941414 >Completely original design >One of the best designs in the whole MGE Really puts my noggin on a toboggan

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:22:10 2017 No.16941423 >>16941414 >>16941420 Her antlers could be just the we bit bigger and tilted a little more anatomically correct/more horizontal, but other than that yeah, fantastic design.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:22:22 2017 No.16941424 >>16941420 It's not even "How I love this girl she is super hot.", she is just fucking beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:22:48 2017 No.16941428 >>16941420 >>Completely original design Debatable. There are numerous stories about white stags, though most of them pertain to hunters and good fortune.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:23:16 2017 No.16941429 Somewhere, a White Horn is blushing so much Oni are getting jealous.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:24:52 2017 No.16941435 >>16941403 It's just winter being comfy. No better time than when it's nighttime with a calm snowfall, with only manmade lights here and there lighting it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:25:09 2017 No.16941439 >>16941428 I'm under the impression that at least at the time of making her KC wasn't aware of myths of the White Stag. Which would be providential considering he arrived at a similar visual representation for a 'deer monster' nonetheless.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:25:16 2017 No.16941440 >>16941415 I'd be fine with rearpussy honestly. Sue me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:25:20 2017 No.16941441 >>16941420 We still don't know what the other members of her species look like.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:26:18 2017 No.16941445 >>16941440 Frontpussy is retarded so there's nothing wrong with you

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:26:41 2017 No.16941446 >>16941441 Do you think they're all coincidentally very /fa/? A whole race of creatures with amazing fashion sense?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:27:09 2017 No.16941448 >>16941441 But we do know that one is one of the most beautiful girls. She doesn't even need to be lewd to attract boys.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:28:22 2017 No.16941451 >>16941440 I dont mind it. I'm fine with it too. Anything to please her. >>16941411 >White Horn housewife Prepare for her to bound and frolic in the snow every morning because she just can't contain her joy in life at finding a loving husband.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:31:30 2017 No.16941464 >>16941440 That should be the only option. Frontpussy sounds retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:32:24 2017 No.16941467 >>16941446 >>16941441 >They chose most /fa/ one to be the poster girl. >Anon rushes to the snowy region to find one. >Tracksuits, bright colored windbreakers, worn down quilted jackets everywhere.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:34:02 2017 No.16941472

>Sex with them begins with an embrace so gentle and warm, that it is as if it alone could restore a man whose body was frozen on a snow-covered road, and a kiss so deep that it seems enough to melt each other's lips. A man will experience the sensation of his body being warmed from the inside as their tongues intertwine and her hot saliva mixes with his. The heat of their vagina blows that of their mouth out of the water, and while penetration will make a man feel like he's going to melt from the pleasure and heat; the feeling of being enveloped and warmed up by a white horn's insides, produces even greater pleasure than the physical stimulation of sex.

That's fucking passionate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:34:29 2017 No.16941473 Who let /k/ in?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:34:45 2017 No.16941474 File: 1.42 MB, 1190x1521, 1481417696109.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16941467 >tittymonster Whitehorn in a tracksuit Yes please.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:35:47 2017 No.16941477 >>16941473 They were always here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:36:13 2017 No.16941479 For all their strenght Wurmz would be horrible smile protectors and bodyguard waifus. Anyone could outsmart them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:36:20 2017 No.16941480 >>16941473 le suppingy wet doue mem ecks dee

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:36:40 2017 No.16941481 File: 238 KB, 1200x1106, 1476408672076.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16941473 I see no /k/omrades here. Nothing but comfy Whitehorn discussion.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:37:03 2017 No.16941482 >>16941474 Now you're talking. >>16941467 But it does say in the profile they wear heavy wooly clothes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:38:17 2017 No.16941487 >tfw KDF still hasn't delivered monstergirl CG like he promised I have not forgotten.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:39:35 2017 No.16941491 >>16941479 Don't need to outsmart them when you're basically One Punch Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:41:09 2017 No.16941495 File: 836 KB, 1350x1500, 61556506_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16941482 She could even unzip part of ir for some hot (literally) and slick, clothed perpendicular paizuri.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:42:31 2017 No.16941499 >>16941321 Attention whoring, lack of writing ability/talent to offensive levels, pushing shitty or polarizing fetishes. Or just read Alp, Bob, Bollocks, Quicksilver to get an idea.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:42:49 2017 No.16941500 >>16941495 Unf. She'd be even more white by the end of it if she were busty like that and wore it like that. I'd smear that deer with a white veneer

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:43:49 2017 No.16941503 >>16941487 Leave KDF alone. Just let him be, man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:47:47 2017 No.16941512 >>16941495 part of it*

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:51:58 2017 No.16941519 >>16941473 Apologies, I was distracted by a nugget.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:53:58 2017 No.16941520 >>16941487 I'm looking forward to it

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:58:19 2017 No.16941524
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>>16941495
>Clothed paizuri in a frozen forest
>She's able to heat up your whole body through your dick
>The jacket keeps her tits held tightly together
>Combined with her incredible heat feels amazing
>She takes your cock in long, deep, gentle strokes
>She holds your gaze the whole, never dropping her warm, loving smile
>Though her face seems even redder than normal
>'Is that warming you up nicely, darling?'
>Grab her chest and start pumping it hard
>You can see your head poking up into the fabric of her coat
>Cum balls deep in her tits
>A dark stain begins to spread over the top of her chest
>A single bead of cum forms amid the stain
>She wipes it off with a finger before daintily licking it up
>In that brief moment, you see her true monstrous lewdness smoldering like coals in her eyes
Gonna give her as many fawns as she wants once we get back to the cottage

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 19:59:20 2017 No.16941528 File: 470 KB, 1700x2048, CujhfBEUkAAxgGX.jpg orig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16941481 Smug White Horns

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:00:05 2017 No.16941531

>>16941487
I'm sorry I haven't been updating you every step of the way anon, but that's not really something to do in the thread, at least for me. I hope you can understand that.

Anyway, so far all that is done is the first of the 5 images, which I guess I can post now.

http://i.imgur.com/WgZdse4.png

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:01:08 2017 No.16941532 >>16941524 >'She holds your gaze the whole time, never dropping her warm, loving smile >'Is that warming you up nicely, darling?' Welp, I'm diamonds. My desire to impregnate the warm wifely deer is through the roof.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:02:04 2017 No.16941533 >>16941531 Jesus doesn't want to come back

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:02:39 2017 No.16941538 >>16941531 Okay.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:02:41 2017 No.16941539 >>16941531 I don't approve of daughteru dicking but the wife is cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:03:51 2017 No.16941541 >>16941531 I'll be honest with you, man. It's great you're doing something like this and dipping your feet into strange waters. But it does looks very uncanny.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:04:01 2017 No.16941543 >>16941531 Do you think monster girls are scared of us?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:04:35 2017 No.16941545 File: 139 KB, 285x305, 1493005422692.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16940730 Since MGQ initially released. Which would be before the famous "Kitsune Family" post.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:04:48 2017 No.16941546 File: 272 KB, 330x330, 1485782319182.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16941531 >http://i.imgur.com/WgZdse4.png Hahaha this is some uncanny shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:05:06 2017 No.16941548 >>16941219 Yes and add to this, I would call her religion a shame, wear a fedora and mention big black dicks and how I want to see her get fucked by a million of them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:05:08 2017 No.16941549 >>16941531 Welp.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:05:12 2017 No.16941551 >>16941545 Do I want to know?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:05:19 2017 No.16941552 >>16941543 >Everyone thinks monster girls will think we're cute in these threads >In reality they'd pass a law that requires all anons to go through mandatory brainwashing to fix us

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:05:25 2017 No.16941555 >>16941531 I.. don't know how too feel about this picture.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:05:54 2017 No.16941557 >>16941531 That's... nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:06:38 2017 No.16941559 >>16941531 At this point I'm practically praying on my knees that this man doesn't break himself too far.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:07:06 2017 No.16941560 >>16941546 Tamamo is the second best Extra girl. Well, third best Fourth best. Sixth best minimum.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:08:48 2017 No.16941565 >>16941531 I love the fact that I can watch your decent into madness as an uninvolved third party. This is great.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:09:45 2017 No.16941569

>>16941541
>>16941546
I realize that, and at least for me it's not hard to look past it at all. From an objective point of view though, yeah it will probably look weird to most.

In all honesty the creation process went on for too long that I felt way too bad just pulling out or drawing it on any longer, I mean, the artist didn't even ask for payment till today when we started this back almost 3 weeks ago. They have the patience of a saint.

It has been a good experiment especially for the price, but I don't think I'd do something like this again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:10:26 2017 No.16941570 >>16941487 >>16941531 pfffhahahahaha Ask and ye shall receive

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:11:04 2017 No.16941575 >>16941531 As good a sign as any that it's that time of night to break out a drop of the pure.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:11:19 2017 No.16941577 >>16941569 Hey don't worry, it's just that kind of thing that's really hard to pull off correctly. And atleast you learnt something from it. Please don't go too far man

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:12:13 2017 No.16941579 >>16941531 This is why god doesn't talk to us any more

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:13:13 2017 No.16941582 >>16941569 You're truly a marvel for all to behold. I hope you continue on your psychedelic journey into deep waifuism and I look forward to the spectacles yet to come.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:14:55 2017 No.16941586 >>16940730 It's been a while. I wanna say since just about a year and a half before the exodus from /a/.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:15:58 2017 No.16941587

>>16941577
I don't know what you mean by too far anon, but some would say I'm gone already. I don't really see this as too different from regular art commissions, just a bit of a different medium. For the price it was too easy to give in to morbid curiosity.

Everyone saying I've gone crazy is just being silly though.

>>16941582
Hey thanks anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:17:05 2017 No.16941591 >>16941551 You had to be there for it anon. This was in the before times when MG liking people weren't turbo degenerates like now so it meant a lot more back then.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:17:42 2017 No.16941595

I had generally thought of whitehorns escorting people at gentle trots and easy-going rides.
But a young whitehorn with a lot of energy could take off at breakneck paces, drifting across patches of ice and leave you hugging her tight for dear life. By the time you get to your destination, she's all heated up and ready for more.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:19:43 2017 No.16941599 >>16941595 >"Hold on mister Anon! I'm the fastest sherpa this side'a the Icelands!" >She doesn't yet understand like her mother and aunties how going slow and tender will net her a man faster

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:20:22 2017 No.16941603 >>16941531 At this point I'm completely done with the notion that you'll ever stop surprising us KDF.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:22:11 2017 No.16941608 >>16941531 Unimpressive, but still bad. You paid real money for this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:23:25 2017 No.16941611 >>16941599 >Going slow and tender will net her a man faster While I wouldn't say she'd 'net' me for certain, the idea of a genki White Horn getting all fired up, both figuratively and literally, as she takes people through the snow is rather humorous.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:25:09 2017 No.16941617

>>16941611
>"Haa... Haa... halfway there! All the other slowpokes all stop at these little midway cabins along the way to spend the night, but I'm so fast I can get you to the other side of the valley without even needin' a break! Phew! Half a day more to go!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:25:38 2017 No.16941618 Do you think flayers fidget when they read the thread because they want to fix us so bad?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:27:52 2017 No.16941629 >>16941618 Even a flayer would be mesmerized by the wonder that is KDF.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:29:51 2017 No.16941635 >>16941608 It was $50 for 5 images anon, it was too good to pass up at least in my opinion, especially considering that the artist and I have a few similar out-there fetishes. The artist is the most patient person I've ever met too.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:31:32 2017 No.16941636
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>>16941618
What's there to fix? Yeah, we may collectively be social degenerates, but just about everyone herehas probably admitted to being willing to bend over backwards and to unspeakably lewd things with a girl. We're practically pre-flayed for them. All they'd have to do is give us the push do act on those desires.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:31:56 2017 No.16941639 >>16941618 Do you think monstergirls actually care about the people in this thread?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:33:00 2017 No.16941642 >>16941617 She'd be quite a sight, hot breaths steaming the air, snow glistening off her skin as it melts on contact, and evaporating the patches of ice and snow under her feet as she passes.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:34:21 2017 No.16941647

>>16940730
I've only been here since last August, when the big 14 were leaked. It was actually my waifu that brought me here; as I was looking for as much info as possible, I came here hoping some translators were around to give early info, only to become a translator myself when there were none.
I haven't even touched any other thread in 4chan but this one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:34:27 2017 No.16941648 File: 192 KB, 825x1500, methoni.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Onis mellow out in their senior year of college.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:37:57 2017 No.16941661 >>16941618 >Implying monstergirls care about us

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:40:29 2017 No.16941675 >>16941531 I thought you had hope you know, but this is...Too tired to deal with this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:41:26 2017 No.16941677 >>16941675 I have plenty of hope anon, that's why I'm still around.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:41:41 2017 No.16941678 >>16941499 That I never show up in these lists makes me happy. Or maybe I'm just that forgettable. Probably that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:42:05 2017 No.16941680 File: 314 KB, 1443x1084, 1492560003978.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16941648 Only if they manage to become sober.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:42:07 2017 No.16941682 >>16941618 I bet they would find the love of our waifus to be so sweet and delicious. Just the thought of if would make them gain heart pupils.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:42:20 2017 No.16941683 >>16941677 Please reconsider.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:43:04 2017 No.16941687 >>16941683 Not until the hope is all gone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:43:30 2017 No.16941692 Had a dream about angels on a space colony last night. That was fun. Anybody else had any MG related dreams recently?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:43:54 2017 No.16941695 Where's that official titania art You know, that one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:46:06 2017 No.16941703 File: 615 KB, 1306x1849, 1475299055593.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Let her in oh tender anon, let her in for heaven's sake.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:46:17 2017 No.16941704 >>16941595 White Horn rides except her jacket is over the both of you. Pressed up against her flushed self from behind, your bare skin on hers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:46:28 2017 No.16941706 >>16941692 Last one I had that was focused on them was about some flayes. I miss my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:47:25 2017 No.16941711 >>16941703 Only if she lets me tie her up and put my thingy in her butt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:48:24 2017 No.16941716 >>16941703 Does she want to be my daughteru?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:48:49 2017 No.16941721 >>16941703 She has to pay.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:48:49 2017 No.16941722 >>16941711 I told you to reconsider you fucking heretic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:48:49 2017 No.16941723 >>16941703 Open the door for the cute white snake. Rest assured, you'll be making no mistake.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:49:42 2017 No.16941727 >>16941722 That's not me anon. That's just another anon with fine taste.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:50:29 2017 No.16941733 >>16941722 I am not QSDF.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:51:30 2017 No.16941739 >>16941703 There's a special place in hell for Anons that dared to break a promise with her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:51:38 2017 No.16941740 >>16941531 Never stop doing you dude.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:52:24 2017 No.16941743 File: 735 KB, 1800x2250, 1455347143635.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16941722 >Not wanting to engage in loving bondage with your snek wife The heretic is you, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:52:59 2017 No.16941746 >>16941740 I don't plan to anon!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:53:01 2017 No.16941748 >>16941703 I'd play with the little snake. Feel bad for her, must not have many friends her age what with monster reproductive rates and all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:54:30 2017 No.16941752 >>16941743 That ancient evil is breaking her seal! Panic!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:55:33 2017 No.16941755 >>16941743 I'm all for bondage even if it is a bit redundant having a snek waifu. I'm against buttfucking the poor white snek loli.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:56:36 2017 No.16941759 >>16941711 >>16941743 bondage is shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:56:56 2017 No.16941760 >>16941748 I'd imagine the low birth rates are offset by the fact that monsters fuck like rabbits. 1/1000 birthrates doesn't mean much if a monster is fucking 3-5 times a day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:57:21 2017 No.16941762 >>16941755 >he doesn't want to butt fuck the butt snek pleb.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:58:59 2017 No.16941767 >>16941755 But what if she's not a Shirohebi but instead a Shirihebi. I probably miss spelled that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 20:59:13 2017 No.16941768 >>16941762 Accept the love of grape snakes today anon, it's not too late.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 21:17:17 2017 No.16941821 >>16941755 I want to buttfuck a loli apophis.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 21:17:21 2017 No.16941822 >>16941768 I wonder if shirohebi fire purges apophis and manticore venom from your system. Even her curse would be jealous and monopolizing, after all.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 21:20:42 2017 No.16941828

>>16941703
Of course I'm letting her in, she's my daughteru's BFF coming over for her first sleepover! I've already set up the Super Nintendo in her room, soundproofed my bedroom so the missus and I can have a 'private chat about taxes' and I may of let her stash away a six pack of her favorite soda in her closet for tonight. I've got her parents on speed dial in case something happens and I have her medicine she's needs to take in the morning with breakfast.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 21:21:40 2017 No.16941831 >>16941768 Would you want an Apophis to coil your up in her long thick tail, bite you to administer her venom and then assault you with kisses?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 21:23:10 2017 No.16941835 >>16941831 No. I want her to kiss me first then bite me and act like it wasn't on purpose.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 21:23:40 2017 No.16941838 >>16941531 I'm just going to pretend I never saw this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 21:24:22 2017 No.16941840 >>16941831 Maybe

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 21:25:21 2017 No.16941845 >>16941838 You can never un see

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 21:25:25 2017 No.16941847 >>16941838 It'll never go away. It will haunt you in your sleep and on your deathbed it'll be the last image you ever see.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 21:26:49 2017 No.16941854 >>16941838 I don't understand how people like that shit, unless they're pretending of course.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 21:28:54 2017 No.16941863 File: 298 KB, 1000x1000, 1446230626029.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16941531 But why?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 21:29:11 2017 No.16941864 >>16941835 So you don't want her to make you cum multiple times with a deep sloppy kiss? >>16941840 Be honest with yourself anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 21:29:38 2017 No.16941865 >>16941680 marry this cutie

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 21:30:55 2017 No.16941874 >>16941864 I honestly believe in the one true purple goddess of love.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 21:31:24 2017 No.16941875 >>16941863 The correct question is 'why not?'

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 21:32:35 2017 No.16941877 >>16941875 That is not the correct question at all

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 21:39:52 2017 No.16941898 How do you think a monstergirl would react if they catch a guy singing this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho1LgF8ys-c

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 21:44:42 2017 No.16941913 How would a Hellhound react to an anon giving her a bouquet of flowers?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 21:46:45 2017 No.16941921 >>16941913 attempt to eat them then complain that they are not edible.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 21:48:16 2017 No.16941924 >>16941874 I believe in the one true purple goddess of love too. A young grapesnake who will weakly caress your leg with her tail, while her small body is bent over the side of the bed and your penis is caressing the depths of her lamiass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 21:50:02 2017 No.16941934 >Melon drawing Ushi-Oni

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 21:50:51 2017 No.16941935
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>>16941913
the flowers would probably burst into flames and she'd be bummed about it cause she thought they were pretty
she'd ask you to go get some more and maybe wrap them in tin foil
>hfw she cant water them properly cause the stems of them are all toasted and the water in her watering can keeps turning to steam
>hfw you get her more flowers and visit her everyday to help take care of them

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 21:51:18 2017 No.16941940 >>16941924 >purple lamiass No greater treat on this green earth.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 21:51:42 2017 No.16941944 >>16941940 whats the appeal?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 21:51:51 2017 No.16941945 >>16941934 While I welcome new art... Who?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 21:52:02 2017 No.16941946 >>16941934 >Brown cow Nice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 21:52:18 2017 No.16941948 >>16941945 >anon has been living under a rock

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 21:53:02 2017 No.16941950 >>16941944 Ass Purple Snek Thick And her being a degenerate hedonist who likes it when you paint her insides white Its a sum of its parts kinda deal

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 21:54:33 2017 No.16941957 >>16941950 i mean the color purple though

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 21:54:44 2017 No.16941960

>>16941948
I admittedly went off the grid for the past few months (a combination of complete shift in work schedule and having too many video games to catch up on). This is maybe my third consecutive day being back here since January, and even before that I didn't pay attention to most of the artists' names or streams. So again, who?

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 22:01:31 2017 No.16941974

Why the fuck is the Hellhound so popular? And it seems to be a generalized trend:
> Lots of Hellhound husbandos here
> By far and away most wiki comments
> Numerous fics
> Extremely well recieved in KC's site with a huge chunk of fics over there in a very long time
> Huge spanish fanbase as well

In short it doesnt seem to be localized to a site or audience. And I have to ask, why? Why is she so appealing to so many people?

The logical thing would be that the fav is a nice devoted one like the Inari.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 22:02:18 2017 No.16941976 >>16941828 >you'll never be considered the "cool dad" by all of your daughterus friends This isn't a feel I asked for today.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 22:02:47 2017 No.16941977 >>16940730 2013ish, I think

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 22:03:37 2017 No.16941978 You seem to have misspelled "threat" there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 22:07:36 2017 No.16941985 >>16941974 Because hellhounds are beautiful creatures.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 22:08:32 2017 No.16941986 >>16941974 They're pretty meh to me but tastes are tastes and I guess she just hits a lot of them for a lot of the common denominator

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 22:10:52 2017 No.16941991
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>>16941974
>Unique design
>Somewhat obscure monster
>Abrasive personality with a soft side
>Doge
>Equal opportunity rapist and rapee
>Rough sex galore
>Fire pussy gimmick like dragons and salamander
Don't know about you, but I'm sold.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 22:11:19 2017 No.16941995 >>16941974 I don't see the appeal to Hellhounds myself. I'd really rather take just a generic wolfu over a Hellhound any day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 22:12:02 2017 No.16941999 File: 1.88 MB, 1269x1783, 56621295_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16941974 Inari have a sizable following too, you know.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 22:13:01 2017 No.16942003 >>16941950 Don't forget tight loli ass >>16941957 It's a sexy color.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 22:14:34 2017 No.16942010 >>16941995 Same personally, but to each their own

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 22:15:39 2017 No.16942013 File: 404 KB, 941x712, Paahtoleipa (1.0) [F].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hope you guys are having a great night. Make sure to cuddle your Monster Girl tightly.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 22:20:24 2017 No.16942022 [DELETED]

>>16941999
The Inari has a whole fanbase spread through a lot of media plus a HUGE boost in the fanbase thanks to MGQ Tamamo and she still cang match the Hellhound.

The MGE is completely alone, with no supplementary media or pre-existing fanbase and she still dominates a huge portion of the fanbase, possibly the MGE MG with the largest fanbase.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 22:20:39 2017 No.16942023 >>16941974 All MGs are devoted. Not sure why you think only Inari are. The only (good) things I think of when I think of a relationship with a Hellhound are security and tenacity. As far as I'm concerned she's just a fluffy shounen hermit Amazoness.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 22:21:54 2017 No.16942028 >>16942022 >and she still can't match the Hellhound ...in these threads, which are heavily MGE-focused.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 22:23:55 2017 No.16942032

>>16941999
The Inari has a whole fanbase spread through a lot of media plus a HUGE boost in the fanbase thanks to MGQ Tamamo and she still cang match the Hellhound.

The MGE Hellhound is completely alone, with no supplementary media or pre-existing fanbase and she still dominates a huge portion of the fanbase, possibly the MGE MG with the largest fanbase.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 22:24:55 2017 No.16942035 >>16942013 My monster waifu wouldn't stop cuddling no matter what so yeah.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 22:25:50 2017 No.16942040 >>16942028 I am talking about the MGE fandom specifically and its not only here, Hellhound has a good fanbase among different MGE communities, even accross languages.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 22:27:40 2017 No.16942045 >>16942023 I say devoted as gentle and/or submissive. Inaris are specifically listed as devoted in the Encyclopedia.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 22:28:16 2017 No.16942049 >>16941974 I'm more of a manticore guy, but I can see the appeal. These things tend to come and go in waves anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 22:31:04 2017 No.16942063 I want an oppai loli smug quad to snuggle.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 22:33:35 2017 No.16942074

>>16942040
If someone is of the disposition that lends themselves to liking fox girls, they can get that fulfilled from a wide variety of media.
If someone is predisposed towards hellhounds, they can only really get that from MGE.
Thus, fox fans are more likely to be spread out.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 22:34:49 2017 No.16942082

>>16941678
Well you probably haven't done anything either of those four have done?

If Bob hadn't spend his days here acting like a stereotyped /pol/ tier nigger and going 'I DINDU NUFFIN' constantly pushing futanari as if it's a popular fetish even amongst an extremely niche community. Same thing with that fuck waffle Bollocks writing for the sake of garnering attention and not being able to write himself out of a wet, cum-filled military hat without falling into ad nauseum and shitty greentexts.

Alp gets a pass because he's gotten better but Quicksilver is the Eternal Degenerate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 22:39:36 2017 No.16942103 >>16942082 >Quicksilver is the Eternal Degenerate. this is unfortunate as he seems like actually an acceptable person outside the degeneracy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 22:41:53 2017 No.16942109 File: 360 KB, 1284x2048, C9DEhlBUMAEJq9_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 22:42:31 2017 No.16942111 >>16942109 Cute Cow.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 22:52:37 2017 No.16942131 File: 93 KB, 850x800, dingn dong.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you take on a clumsy, bumbling, simple minded Holstaur as your assistant?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 22:53:57 2017 No.16942132 >>16942131 No. Give me someone competent.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 22:56:56 2017 No.16942137 >>16942082 >Well you probably haven't done anything either of those four have done? I suppose that my sins were negligence, and getting an inflated ego.. Not really comparable to those four.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 23:00:01 2017 No.16942140 Good night anons,take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that a werekittens day can be occupied by a cardboard box of sufficient size and number.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 23:01:21 2017 No.16942144 >>16942131 Assistant in what?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 23:01:32 2017 No.16942145 >>16942140 Gonna make a wooden box fort for my werekitten to play with her childhood friend in!

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 23:06:07 2017 No.16942155
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>>16942144
Your very official, high-level business/law firm, of course. Or your wizardry. You pick.
>>16942132
Right. This one is a competent Sphinx with a lot of experience as well as capability for performing any tasks you set out for her to the best of her ability. The thing is, she only speaks in riddles. To everything. Literally, actually everything. Like, you have to remember to tell her 'get me that coffee' instead of 'could you get me that coffee?' because she'll take the question as the start of a riddle game and won't get your coffee until you beat her at it.
Good now?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 23:13:04 2017 No.16942164 >>16941531 Some days, I don't even think I should have woken up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 23:13:55 2017 No.16942165 >>16942164 rude

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 23:15:14 2017 No.16942168 >>16942137 Depends on who you are.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 23:15:41 2017 No.16942169
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Another dumb story idea.

>Anon arrives to MGC from Earth.
>Has little job experience and most of the jobs will take monstergirls over men.
>Eventually has to resort to crime for any source of income.
>Actually becomes startledly competent at it.
>Avoids all the major mistakes supervillians tend to make.
>Superwurm and friends now have to track down the mysterious 'A' who's been building a larger and larger criminal empire.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 23:20:31 2017 No.16942174 >>16942169 >Using knowledge of crime, economics and politics you've learned on Earth to put the Tanukis under your thumb Could be fun.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 23:27:23 2017 No.16942183 >>16942169 Flawed. MGC is on Earth, ya dummy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 23:28:29 2017 No.16942187 >>16942169 >>Avoids all the major mistakes supervillians tend to make. If you take all the fun and style out of it, what's the point?

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 23:29:17 2017 No.16942189

>>16941974

I love foxgirls in general, not just the Inari in particular. KC's Inari is very by-the-book, which isn't a bad thing. However, it also does not stand out, especially among fox girls. She's essentially a template.

If you already love foxgirls, Inari is obviously going to score big points with you. It's just that, like the Werecat, she has so much competition from established characters from other works of fiction.

Ran is my ideal.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 23:29:22 2017 No.16942190 >>16942187 So you can be insufferably smug when you point out that your actions are TECHNICALLY legal.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 23:31:59 2017 No.16942193 >>16942190 I don't want to be a lawyer. I want to build a death ray!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 23:33:06 2017 No.16942196 >>16942131 Yes. But she had to have the right attitude. She has to give it her all everyday. And she has to laugh at my stupid jokes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 23:33:43 2017 No.16942199 >>16942193 Ease up there Sauron.

Anonymous Sat Apr 29 23:36:05 2017 No.16942209

>>16942196
Anon, for everything she may lack in knowledge of your topic of choice, she makes up for being the most earnest and hardworking girl ever. She'll do her best like no one has done their best before. And of course she'll laugh at your stupid jokes! Even the ones she doesn't get!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 23:36:52 2017 No.16942213 >>16942199 I would shoot Liches and Wights with it, then cackle when they look confused.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 23:41:49 2017 No.16942231 >>16942213 What if they die on the inside? They lose all their will to live and just become lazy and extremelly depressed neets.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 23:43:00 2017 No.16942235 >>16942155 I'll just make my own coffee.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 23:46:22 2017 No.16942243 >>16942231 The heroes usually take care of that part. Some way or another to restore the status quo until next episode.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 29 23:47:12 2017 No.16942247 >>16942231 Sounds like like the perfect candidates for the rewarding life of a minion of evil. That's the difference between a villain and an evil overlord. You have to think two steps ahead.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 00:17:41 2017 No.16942336 >>16942213 Apparently you missed and hit the thread instead.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 00:23:11 2017 No.16942347 Slow, White Horn cuddle hours

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 00:25:23 2017 No.16942351 >>16942347 Gonna cuddle my wife instead. Goodnight and may we all dream of cute monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 00:25:51 2017 No.16942352 >>16942347 The comfiness and that warm clothed paizuri really got to me earlier. You know what, I'm gonna make some hot coco right now, its an unusually cold night anyway. Time to waking dream of cuddly white horn wife.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 00:29:37 2017 No.16942362 >>16942347 They'd be top tier cuddlers if there wasn't a horse in the way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 00:32:41 2017 No.16942369 >All the women in your family are very short >Marry a 7.5" tall Dragon >Have a daughter with her >Your genetics win out >25 years later, your daughter has topped out at a whopping 4'10"

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 00:34:42 2017 No.16942371 >>16942369 >25 years later, your daughter has topped out at a whopping 4'10" Cute!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 00:36:03 2017 No.16942375 >>16942369 I think I'm more comfortable with that than a 4 year old jabberwock being 6 foot+. They grow up so fast.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 00:41:58 2017 No.16942387 >>16942369 It's hard to take a short Dragon seriously, when she lands in the middle of your village and demands tribute. Everyone would think she's too cute.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 00:42:18 2017 No.16942388 >>16942369 Poor girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 00:42:32 2017 No.16942389 >>16942369 I think your daughterus would grow to average Dragon height since genetics and monstergirls are a bit of a mindfuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 00:45:37 2017 No.16942399 >>16942389 With monstergirls, the cutest genes win out rather than the strongest.

Anonymous Sun Apr 30 00:48:20 2017 No.16942408

>>16942169
>wanna write a story about a crime lord anon who gives up his life of crime to be with SuperWurm after he stalks her for a period of time to find her weaknesses and instead falls in love with her
>but because of a sudden change in lifestyle I can only phonepost for a bit and can't do pastebin for some reason
Don't worry guys I'm handwriting it out now and I think I'm onto something here, I've already written out about half of the main story and I've written down plans for an alternate route. Just hang on until I can get my laptop fixed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 00:50:57 2017 No.16942411 >>16940730 Long it enough to see the "and then it got even shittier" all over again like, 3-4 times.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 01:01:00 2017 No.16942431 >>16942411 Oh so you've only been here for a couple of weeks then.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 01:24:44 2017 No.16942472 > ywn clean up MG city, one perp at a time, until you eventually find the one that will turn into your waifu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3BeFVBs9SM

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 01:25:30 2017 No.16942475 >>16942399 But tall girls are cuter than short girls.

Anonymous Sun Apr 30 01:35:40 2017 No.16942498

>>16942169 How did anon's rise from prostitute, to drug dealer, then finally kingpin of a drug ring that controls all domestic production of non-aphrodisiac drug in MGC? How will Superwurm deal with this upstart supervillian that dresses like the CEO of a midsize wholesale company and runs his drug empire the part?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 01:44:48 2017 No.16942516 >>16942169 What would Superwurm's day job be?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 01:54:20 2017 No.16942533 >>16942169 >Crime lord Anon tries to be all smart and find loopholes in the law to let him get away with criminal acts >SuperWurm just punches him anyway >"Justice!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 01:57:12 2017 No.16942543 >Ywn make a ghoul awkward when you ask her if it's really okay to eat a person so long as you don't eat their brain, or any other fucked up organs like livers

Anonymous Sun Apr 30 02:01:44 2017 No.16942557

Is there any art out there of what a typical Demon Realm or Lescatie looks like? It'd be neat to see a cityscape or town square showcasing the hustle and bustle of monster girl life. Surprised that KC hasn't done that yet, unless he has and I don't know about it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 02:03:32 2017 No.16942561 >>16942533 >Anon just placed a cardboard cutout with common phrases uttered on a five hour loop just to because he knows superwurm isn't likely to follow the law anyways.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 02:06:29 2017 No.16942568 >>16942543 >"...anon you know we don't eat people right?"

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 02:10:15 2017 No.16942579 >>16942568 >"But you did, yeah? You're still old enough to remember the taste of flesh before the current DL rolled around, or you probably heard stories from those who are old enough."

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 02:13:50 2017 No.16942590 >>16942579 >Look anon ive been licking popsicles and deepthroating jumbo corndogs for the past god damn hour are you gonna ask me to suck your dick or are we gonna turn this date into a rape

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 02:14:41 2017 No.16942591 >>16942590 Only if she promises to bite me during sex

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 02:19:22 2017 No.16942600 >your daughteru comes home from school one day >"Daddy, what's cummies?" wat do?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 02:20:11 2017 No.16942602 >>16942600 Show her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 02:20:40 2017 No.16942604 >>16942591 Anon, she'd be a poor excuse for a ghoul if she didn't use her mouth to the absolute fullest extent. You're getting all the bite marks as you shoot down her hungry gullet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 02:22:18 2017 No.16942606 >>16942602 >daughteru becomes depressed and jaded after you show her pages of shitty internet memes and not-memes

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 02:22:58 2017 No.16942609 >>16942600 >your daughteru comes home from school one day >implying they wont be home schooled

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 02:23:11 2017 No.16942610 https://exhentai.org/g/1035831/625f3de257/ This is proof that daughteru dicking is WRONG

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 02:23:18 2017 No.16942611 >>16942600 A word used by the kind of scum who can't be aptly described. Otherwise known as cum, semen, jizz, seed or babybatter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 02:23:34 2017 No.16942612 >>16942600 Ask her if she's having a giggle as she always calls me Papa and she already knows exactly what cummies are.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 02:24:00 2017 No.16942615 >>16942557 No. The second world guide does a decent job of explaining what they look like, but there isn't any official art of any places.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 02:24:17 2017 No.16942616 >>16942609 As one who was homeschooled from preschool to high school this is a mistake.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 02:25:35 2017 No.16942617 >>16942616 This. Homeschooling only leads to misery and awkwardness.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 02:26:27 2017 No.16942621 >>16942610 You act like it wasn't common knowledge. No, my daughteru is only going to a younger childhod friend, or her younger brother, if she's born in the era where male incubi are also born.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 02:27:38 2017 No.16942625 >>16942621 >Raising an Onee-san with her otouto Now there's a new perspective. How do you handle walking in when she's around 18 and he's a shota sitting in her lap as her breasts rest heavily on top of his head?

Anonymous Sun Apr 30 02:30:49 2017 No.16942629

>>16942625
I'm very conflicted about this. On one hand I want to tel my wife to give our daughter some tips, because sensitive spots are probably inherited. And on the other I want to give my daughter the joy of discovering them for herself.

Decisions decisions.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 02:35:20 2017 No.16942639 >>16942629 What do you do for the poor lad though? He's practically engulfed by the things and probably is confused as hell why he gets so short of breath when his sister sits with him like that and why her chest feels so soft and warm against him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 02:36:50 2017 No.16942642 >>16942639 Eh, he'll figure it out. Asides from making up bullshit reasons to give them the same room and only one bed, it's not my place to meddle.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 02:37:53 2017 No.16942646 >>16942642 Oh you devil. Nice though. You swear you ordered that separate bunkbed months ago, so he'll just have to get used to sleeping in the for some reason small bed with her for the forseeable future. He doesn't stand a chance, does he?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 02:38:58 2017 No.16942647 I want to be the shota otouto incubus to a Kraken Onee-san who's got all the cards in her favor

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 02:39:40 2017 No.16942648 >>16942646 >He doesn't stand a chance, does he? Not on my watch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 02:40:56 2017 No.16942652 Otoutos have rights too! Onee-sans need to be held accountable!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 02:41:49 2017 No.16942655 File: 596 KB, 1200x1724, ENG004.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16942647 You can't let your guard down around a Kraken for even a second.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 02:43:19 2017 No.16942657 >>16942652 Accountable for his sexual release every night.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 02:43:38 2017 No.16942659 >>16942655 My favorite doujin. And I'd be crafty! I'd hold out as long as I could as she sets her little schemes in motion. It'll be worth it in the end!

Anonymous Sun Apr 30 02:59:18 2017 No.16942697

>>16942659
>And I'd be crafty! I'd hold out as long as I could as she sets her little schemes in motion. It'll be worth it in the end!
This. There would be nothing better than playing willfully ignorant to an onee-san's advances, enjoying all her schemes and watching them crumble until she loses patience and turns to rape

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 03:11:39 2017 No.16942720 >>16942615 We saw a bit of Wonderland in the Cheshire doujin. Perhaps in future ones he'll showcase different areas.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 03:12:04 2017 No.16942722 File: 489 KB, 850x1200, 06_19.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Poking a gyaru MG's belly!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 03:12:53 2017 No.16942724 >>16942722 Whoa, is this what I think it is and if it is why is her hair so grown out?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 03:14:00 2017 No.16942726 >>16942722 Don't poke it too hard, it'll squirt out all the cum form her male teachers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 03:15:34 2017 No.16942735 >>16942724 ??

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 03:35:58 2017 No.16942783 >>16942722 Source?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 03:38:06 2017 No.16942793 >>16942783 Image search.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 03:42:53 2017 No.16942798 >>16942793 my bad, didn't scroll down far enough

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 03:51:41 2017 No.16942811 >>16941944 sneks are naturally attracted to libertarianism

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 04:02:02 2017 No.16942829 >>16942726 >implying gyarus are sluts

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 04:03:42 2017 No.16942834 >>16942722 >image deleted Somebody sauce pls

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 04:07:12 2017 No.16942843 File: 686 KB, 960x1361, img000010.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Muscle-himes are incredibly lewd. Muscle-Anubis when?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 04:08:12 2017 No.16942846 >>16942834 >>16942783 Gal Gohan. Doesn't look like it's porn, though. Dayum shame.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 04:08:25 2017 No.16942847 >>16942843 I have no idea what she's talking about. But I want a muscle hime Anubis.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 04:12:03 2017 No.16942853 File: 228 KB, 450x673, 4757f8d6d5d72cbc1037832393eb7ec1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is a greed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 04:13:12 2017 No.16942855 >>16942853 A greed? Nice butt though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 04:15:13 2017 No.16942862 File: 431 KB, 1611x1500, 48222715_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16942855 She is a greed, what is there to not understand?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 04:15:49 2017 No.16942863 >>16942862 I wonder if she's greedy for dick

Anonymous Sun Apr 30 04:17:03 2017 No.16942868

>>16942847
>Spotting your fluffy princess benching
>You have to be at attention at all times, because the bar can easily slip off her paws
>But she keeps lowering the bar just underneath her breasts
>Her workout outfit is such thin silk that you can see her breasts ripple as her pecs fire
>If you look away she might hurt herself
>But you're standing at her head so if you get a boner she'll see it immediately
There's no way for you to win this one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 04:20:24 2017 No.16942874 >>16942853 That's a dangerous mushroom she's carrying.

Anonymous Sun Apr 30 04:21:31 2017 No.16942877

>>16942868
>pop a rager while she's mid lift
>she clearly sees it and snakes her tail up to pull down your trousers
>push you forward a few steps with her tails at your back so your "head" is within range of her mouth
>benignly suckles your cock while bench pressing
nice

Anonymous Sun Apr 30 04:25:43 2017 No.16942883

>>16942877
Anon please, a lowly slave lusting for her princess wouldn't end that nicely. It's more likely she'd force you to lift yourself while she trampled your dick. You know what those Noobs are like. The best case scenario would be her using you as a workout motivator, like sitting you on the pullup rack so she could tease you by giving your dick a little lick every rep. You'd better not prematurely ejaculate on her, though, or you'll get the stomps again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 04:27:17 2017 No.16942886 >>16942868 What happens if I pop a boner and she sees? I mean it's bound to happen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 04:27:32 2017 No.16942887 >>16942883 A princess doesn't have to berate and belittle her slave lover. Why can't we have nice princess's every now and again; ones that love their slaves boys and nurture them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 04:28:22 2017 No.16942893 >>16942853 >>16942862 Why the fuck are these posts being removed?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 04:30:35 2017 No.16942901 >>16942887 Sure you can have them. But I want a mistress who gives me the stomps and spits in my mouth

Anonymous Sun Apr 30 04:30:36 2017 No.16942900

>>16942886
You'll get the stomps. And when you cum buckets from her soft paw pads trampling your dick, she'll bully your dick in increasingly depraved ways until you're so addicted to her that you start leaking precum the moment she calls for you. Once you've become a pathetic creature that lives only for her, she'll use you to breed her. She can't relinquish even a bit of control for such an important task, after all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 04:32:39 2017 No.16942907 >>16942900 I'm going to pop a boner if that's the outcome then. Gentle breeding and the stomps? Perfect.

Anonymous Sun Apr 30 04:38:12 2017 No.16942919

>>16942887
Are you one of those people who want to become a fluffy princess' plushie slave? How depraved. You'd spend all day cuddling and grooming her. She'd come to get headpats and her tail brushed after every stressful morning court. You'd be personally responsible for her comfort at all times. Every time she felt sad you'd have to be there to comfort her. You'd have to make sure her bath and her bed are the perfect temperature. With your body.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 04:42:31 2017 No.16942929 >>16942843 There are probably species better suited to be muscle-himes than Anubis Most undeads would do the trick, but I feel like lamias would pull it off even better

Anonymous Sun Apr 30 04:44:01 2017 No.16942933

>>16942907
You'll be too mindbroken to enjoy the breeding, anon. You'll cum from breaking her hymen, and then from getting all the way inside her, and then from her leaning down to kiss you. It's a terrible fate to be that addicted to a mofu. You can't exist without her anymore. If she died, you'd just sit there, staring at her sarcophagus, until you too died.

Anonymous Sun Apr 30 04:51:14 2017 No.16942945

>>16942933
That all sounds great, being addicted to a girl is my fetish. And that breeding is just too great to pass down. I WANT to be mindbroken that far to the point where I'd cum from just the smallest things she'd do. I want her to bully me for it aswell, calling me a quick shot when I'd lean in for a kiss or collapse on to her body after I cum.

>If she died, you'd just sit there, staring at her sarcophagus, until you too died.

That one reall hit a little harder than it should have. But you know what? I'd go to the Pharoah or hell even a Lich to get her back so I can be with her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 04:54:06 2017 No.16942955 If you date a Gremlin you get three or four Automations for free.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 04:58:43 2017 No.16942970 >>16942955 Do I need to have a reverse-gangbang every night with them?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 04:58:54 2017 No.16942971 >>16942955 Not every Gremlin has unearthed an Automaton. In fact I'd say most of them haven't.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 05:01:04 2017 No.16942982 >>16942970 No, but the Automatons will blankly stare at you all night if you don't.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 05:04:54 2017 No.16942994 What monsters would use "ye olde timey" speak? I find it hot for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 05:05:39 2017 No.16942998 >>16942982 Okay! Reverse-gangbang it is! With automatons that sounds quite nice actually.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 05:07:05 2017 No.16943002 >>16942994 I can see undead girls using it

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 05:07:58 2017 No.16943004 >>16941692 Just woke up. Dream was all over the place once again, so chances are good that I was in contact with monster girl at some point.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 05:08:25 2017 No.16943005 >ywn be terrified of a shoggoth at first >she will never heal you and ease your fear by laying your head in her lap while she tellls you reassuring things

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 05:11:29 2017 No.16943011 >>16943005 >>ywn be terrified of a shoggoth at first Damn straight I won't

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 05:12:30 2017 No.16943012 >>16943002 It'd suit and Ochi.

Anonymous Sun Apr 30 05:20:57 2017 No.16943031

>>16942955
Many Gremlins are yandere, anon.

You'll end up with a chip in your dick that doesn't let it get hard for anyone but her. Then she'll use the automatons to record all your sexual activities with her. You'll have to deal with 2B creepily staring at your dick with a blank face as it disappears inside her mistress' mouth again and again.And when you cum, she'll look the robutt in the eye and roll your cum around in her open mouth until she finally swallows it while staring her in the eye.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 05:35:43 2017 No.16943060 >>16943031 Everything about this post is shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 05:36:30 2017 No.16943061 Reminder that daughteru hymens belong to their daddy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 05:36:58 2017 No.16943063 情報を使って人々の心を操るラタトスク達が作る新聞には、魔物にとって敵対しているはずの教団のポジティブな内容や教団兵の善行の記事が一面を飾ったりもするらしいです。ただし、隣に教団兵のお兄さんをゲットするためには！的な記事が載ったりしています。 Anybody know what KC is saying?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 05:37:16 2017 No.16943065 >>16943031 >she could resolve the energy-crisis or produce clean water >instead she just creates inventions that help her obsess on you harder

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 05:39:55 2017 No.16943067 >>16943061 Fuck off KDF >>16942610

Anonymous Sun Apr 30 05:42:40 2017 No.16943072

>>16943063
In the newspaper made by Ratatosk who uses information to manipulate the people's mind, it seems that the positive content of the cult that is supposed to be hostile to the demon and the article of good deeds of the group soldiers adorn the whole face. However, in order to get a brother of a group soldier next to you!

That's what google translate says. Very damn interesting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 05:44:08 2017 No.16943078 >>16943067 Anybody got a ehentai link to that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 05:47:29 2017 No.16943083 >>16943078 >not being able to get past the panda What year am I in? Where am I?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 05:48:17 2017 No.16943084 >>16943078 It's NTR shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 05:48:29 2017 No.16943085 File: 129 KB, 520x467, NEVER SAY NO.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16943078 >he can't get past https://e-hentai.org/g/1039118/5bab5fcc0c/

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 05:49:20 2017 No.16943088 >>16943085 Thanks anon. Pls I'm at college.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 05:54:54 2017 No.16943101 >>16943085 I'm going to help that panda repopulate.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 05:54:59 2017 No.16943102 >>16943088 >Thanks >>>/out/

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 05:56:40 2017 No.16943105 >>16943102 I obviously said thanks before actually viewing it. Didn't know he was going to pull a fast one on me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 06:04:37 2017 No.16943121 Would you let a mint alraune give you a cool and refreshing kiss?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 06:11:20 2017 No.16943137 >>16943101 It would be a one sided effort. The most you could expect out of her is to roll onto her belly, bare her butt and pull aside her panties, assuming she cares to wear any.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 06:14:34 2017 No.16943148 I think it'd be really cute if monstergirls adored power-ballads and songs like Kiss's made for loving you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 06:17:28 2017 No.16943153 >>16943148 >his waifu is not listening to eurobeat only hah

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 06:20:25 2017 No.16943158 >>16943153 >His waifu listening to anything only kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 06:27:10 2017 No.16943175 >>16943121 Cool, refreshing and makes your body want more. You'll get stuck with her before you know it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 06:39:38 2017 No.16943204 >>16943085 That's furshit anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 06:42:07 2017 No.16943216 >>16943175 Well, it's better to be stuck a ice mint alraune than to get sucked in an abusive relationship with a chili pepper alraune

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 06:44:15 2017 No.16943222 >>16943085 Not that I wouldn't fuck that but this really isn't the place for it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 06:54:08 2017 No.16943240 >>16943222 Furfags get out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 06:59:14 2017 No.16943248 Reminder that today is Walpurgisnacht, Night of the Witches. Watch out for Witches and Dark Mages.

Anonymous Sun Apr 30 06:59:55 2017 No.16943250

>>16943063
He seems to be talking about the contents of Ratatoskr's newspapers.
>In the newspaper made by Ratatoskrs, who use information to manipulate people's hearts,
>It would seem positive articles on the Order that's supposed to be hostile to monsters, and the good deeds of it's soldiers can also adorn the front page.
>However, it's typically loaded with articles like "in order to bag the soldier's brother next door!"
...Or something like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 07:04:14 2017 No.16943258 >>16943240 Not even a furry, I just make exceptions for a rare bit of Japanese art. "If it's cute, fuck it" comes to mind, 99.99% of the time furry shit isn't cute though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 07:05:20 2017 No.16943260 >>16943240 Cu Sith > you're waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 07:06:21 2017 No.16943262 File: 99 KB, 709x814, 592ba6d638918c017857e45a3fe4b975.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16943248 I'm going to inadventently bully my childhood friend Witch by drinking several of her love potions during the evening to no effect.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 07:08:16 2017 No.16943266 >>16943216 >chili pepper alraune I bet she's a gyaru with a spicy personality too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 07:14:49 2017 No.16943277 >>16943248 Be careful if you notice a group of witches in the woods. They may be trying to summon a Baphomet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 07:16:06 2017 No.16943283 >>16943266 I wonder if there are southern belle pepper alruane.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 07:16:30 2017 No.16943286 >>16943277 Where do the Dark Mages hang out?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 07:17:55 2017 No.16943290 >>16943283 >implying that's not mint Alraune Points for the bell/belle joke tho. Bell pepper Alraunes would obviously be Hungarian.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 07:22:25 2017 No.16943298 >>16943286 They tend to work alone, so you won't find them in groups. They're most often found in swamp huts and abandoned towers, far from centers of civilization, where they can conduct their magical research without interruption.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 07:23:25 2017 No.16943300 >>16943298 Time to find a tower then.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 07:24:07 2017 No.16943301 >>16943137 Pronebone is great. I want to pronebone a Lich while she is reading her books!

Anonymous Sun Apr 30 07:26:47 2017 No.16943309

>>16943300
Luckily for you, if there's one in an area they won't be too hard to find.
You'd best be prepared to dodge other monsters though.
>Additionally, the forests and swamps in which they live are enchanted, causing men who enter to lose their way and be led to monsters or their own dwelling

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 07:28:09 2017 No.16943313 >>16943298 Expect on Walpurgis Night when they gather to mountain peak for meet up to exchange new spells and complain together still being single.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 07:30:34 2017 No.16943318 >>16943309 I'm sure I will be fine. Unless I hear this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj57zA7fKEQ

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 07:31:44 2017 No.16943322 File: 98 KB, 600x574, 1493551904624.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good morning MGG. I drwamed a nice dream about a Baphomet older sister. She was kind and had an amazing ass.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 07:33:58 2017 No.16943326 >>16943266 Gyaru would definitely work, especially if she has red stripes in her hair >>16943322 >Spoiler We all need goats with tasty asses in our lives

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 07:34:41 2017 No.16943327 >>16943322 >MGG Don't.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 07:37:19 2017 No.16943333 >>16943318 >get pricked by demon realm swamp plant >get completely disoriented >that song starts playing in your head.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 07:40:43 2017 No.16943343 >>16943333 >"Ara, you're not looking so good. I can make some medicine for you~" >Anon never came back from the swamps

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 07:43:04 2017 No.16943350 >>16943322 Sounds like a nice dream.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 07:43:34 2017 No.16943352 >>16943309 I bet a married Dark mage would enjoy seeing what MG a lost anon would end up in the swamps. I could be a Mucus Toad or a Vamp Mosquito.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 07:44:22 2017 No.16943353 >>16943318 I-I kind of want a Dark Mage to start aggressively singing Smash Mouth at me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 07:45:24 2017 No.16943355 >>16943322 I dreamed last night too, I saw elins at some point.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 07:45:28 2017 No.16943356 >>16943343 Best end

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 07:45:49 2017 No.16943358 File: 1.13 MB, 1000x1412, 1493552749102.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16942829 >implying they aren't Does this look like the face of a pure maiden to you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 07:49:48 2017 No.16943365 >>16943301 I don't even know if emotionless pronebone or missionary is better. They're both so great. I guess emotionless lotus would be the ultimate taboo.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 07:58:04 2017 No.16943385 >>16943358 yes

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 07:59:59 2017 No.16943389 >>16943358 I want to get a gyaru Oni so addicted to me that she can't relax her vagina if she isn't in contact with me, so she can't even masturbate without at least my shirt to sniff.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 08:15:02 2017 No.16943418 Gyarus are the purest of the pure They dress fashionably and make themselves look attractive so they can score nice husbands to make them into housewives

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 08:22:37 2017 No.16943439 File: 140 KB, 404x600, orc00.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Buii! Uuiiiiiiiii!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 08:24:12 2017 No.16943445 >>16943439 Give me a gyaru P'Orc or give me death.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 30 08:28:03 2017 No.16943455 >>16943418 They are slut! But only for you.

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