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So i may have found something interesting about patchouli that may give insight to her anemia. it was never mentioned... that this could be the cause, but flan and remilia, are vampires. obviously we know that, and vampires drink blood. So Patchy could be being fed on by the two vampires! and thats why she is anemic, as anemia is low red blood cell count, usually from blood loss or iron deficiency. Also, general Patchy thread.

>> No.16926101

Rikako is proto-Patche.
discuss

>> No.16926112

>>16926032
>>>/u/

>> No.16926340
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>>16926032
Patchouli lacks in iron because i feed on her fat, ass pussy all day long.

>> No.16926348

>>16926112
Thanks anon, that's actually a good place to go.

>> No.16926486

>>16926032
But Patchouli is a youkai, and Remilia says in her IN route that she can only feed on humans.

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Patchy vs Saitama

Who would win?

>> No.16926543

>>16926032
Mercury poisoning is the canon cause.
Also, Patchy is friends with Remi. And Flan isn't eating anyone by herself because she always blows up her food, which is why Sakuya makes dishes with human blood for her.

>> No.16926550

>>16926032
I like it when artists draw Patchy fat. I like fat Patchy.

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>>16926550
Patchy is one of the few who are believable for a thick kind of girl too, and attractive while being. I tend to like toned bodies myself, but a girl with a bit of meat on her bones is nice sometimes too.

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Remi is a light eater, and even if she drinks Patchy's blood occasionally (like a sort of skinship, I'm sure) that won't be enough for anemia. And Flan just eats humanpan.

Patchouli is the best, just the best.

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>>16927773
Ahh I'm jealous of Patchy

>> No.16927896

>>16927121
Patchy does absolutely nothing but hang around and read all day. Her body must be super malleable and squishy.

>> No.16927983
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Patchy is the sweetest.

>> No.16929077

Sakuya makes special tea for the vampire sisters every Sunday.
Made from Pathouli's, Koakuma's, China's and her own period blood she extracts from the toilet!

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>>16927983

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I want to be Patchouli's cuddle pillow.

>> No.16931186

What would sex with patchouli be like?

>> No.16931221

>>16931186
Boring

>> No.16931222

>>16931186
Con: She just lies there reading a book.
Pro: You can do pretty much anything as long as you don't disturb her too much.
Bonus: If you're good enough, she'll lay her book down for a while.

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Patchouli is cute and very thin because she doesn't needs to eat!

>> No.16938636

>>16931186
https://exhentai.org/g/392699/7c13a537c9/

>>16938612
This. I hate fat Patche.

>> No.16940174

>>16926543
>canon cause
Source?

>> No.16940184

>>16931186
rapey

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Shhhh, the library is sleeping.

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>>16927983

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>>16938612
I must be the only one who likes Patchouli best with neither extreme.

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Patchouli!

>> No.16951169

>>16940281
Its like pottery

>> No.16951172

>>16926032
I wouldn't be suprised if they took blood from all the inhabitants.

>>16931186
Very soft.

>> No.16952538

I wonder how awkward things would be if Patchouli went to the Doc's for some medication for her lack of energy.

"Hey, I know you almost shafted me, but I need your help."

>> No.16964496

>>16926032
Reviving this thread because Patch a cute.

>> No.16964649

>>16964496
Patchy a fat

>> No.16966971

>>16940174
Wild and horned hermit, chapter 3 page 23.

Magicians use many dangerous and outright deadly chemicals in experiments, which leads to deteriorating health in many magicians. Marisa seems to be somewhat safe due to specializing in phantasmal mushrooms, and alice seems to be safe due to being young as a youkai and focusing on dolls rather than broadly experimenting.

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>>16964649
I want every single kilogram of Patchy on my face.

>> No.16968875

>>16926032
Patchouli's a youkai, she would have to be human to be fed on by vampires.

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I am going to come in Patchouli's fat, stinky ass.

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>>16967007
>>16969170
STOP sexualizing the patche and saying she is fat, kudasai'

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>>16969763
I want to hug Patchouli.

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>>16927983
this is more addicting than the pipe strip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnUmEYKpwyA

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>> No.16982901

Patchy is for goblins only, sorry nerds.

https://exhentai.org/g/789850/5f6af0d7d2/

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