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1690961 No.1690961 [Reply] [Original]

Who does /jp/ sit beside?

>> No.1690971

I ride alone

>> No.1690977

they're all too old

>> No.1690985

it'satrap.jpg

>> No.1690989

someone translate whats in the last window

>> No.1690992

So I heard y'all are weeaboos?

>> No.1691066

>>1690989
Emergency exit?

>> No.1691112

Not being a masochist, I don't take public transportation.

>> No.1691159

I'd be pictochatting with #3.

>> No.1691168

>>1691159
From outside of the bus, as they make a brief stop.

>> No.1691174

1

>> No.1691175

The version I saw of this had above them, from left to right, /g/ /ck/ /v/ and /d/

No /jp/ ;_;

>> No.1691178

Last one. But I'm afraid she'll fuck me in the ass... maybe I'll like it.

>> No.1691181

#1 is a normalfag
#2 is a fat fujoshi
#3 is awwwright
#4 DO NOT WANT OH GOD

>> No.1691184

>>1690961
You know my answer...

>> No.1691185

I'm going to have to go all out here. I will sit with #4.

>> No.1691200

4

stop lying to yourself /jp/

>> No.1691204

The correct answer is 4.

>> No.1691208

I could maybe start a conversation with 迂 about her pda. I could offer to help her with it if it is the problem, or just listen to her talk about why she's so stressed.

>> No.1691212

>>1691185
I'd suck #4

>> No.1691219

>>1691208
She's just frustrated with her DS. I'd probably sit behind them all and mind my own business ~

>> No.1691222

Depends... is #4 having trouble with mayonise?????
If its that I guess #4

>> No.1691223
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1691223

either /v/ or /d/

>> No.1691224

No matter who they sat by, anon would do the same thing. Which is to say nothing. You'd sit, maybe look at her and smile or say hello, and then nervously stare forwards until you get to your stop, where you get off the bus.

>> No.1691235

>>1691181
>#1 is a normalfag
>#2 is a fat normalfag
>#3 is awwwright
>#4 is DO WANT OH GOD

>> No.1691236

>>1691224
While this is true, I always feel bad when I see random creeps on the bus start talking to cute girls they sit beside, so I'd say nothing to not bug her, not because I didn't have the confidence to (though, I don't)

>> No.1691241

>>1691224
Sounds about right

>> No.1691244

>>1691224
I dont think #4 would refuse a blow job if i gave her one.

>> No.1691246

>>1691223
>lulz epac motivation porster xD

>> No.1691248

I don't get it

#2 is the slimmest one there

yet because she's eating (HOLY SHIT, FOOD IS EATEN BY PEOPLE?) she's "fat"?

You people are worse than normalfags

>> No.1691251
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1691251

Never would I have thought I'd be able to post this on /jp/

>> No.1691250

Above 4 it says "Emergency Exit" by the way.

>> No.1691255

>>1691248
Fat detected

>> No.1691265

#2. She'll probably be the least hassle, unless she eats really loudly.

>> No.1691274

I'd sit with Emergency Exit-tan. I'd fap too and there wouldn't be weirdness between us.

>> No.1691283
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>> No.1691289

>>1691283

I don't get it

>> No.1691320

I think me and four have similar interests.

>> No.1691315
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>>1691289
Then u r not rly alone.....

No I don't really get it either, oh well. Next time any of you gets on a bus/train you'll be hoping to see one of them but in reality...

>> No.1691334

>>1691315

Nah, I got that it's supposed to be sad because she sits alone on a bus and starts crying in the back (at least that's what it looks like), but I don't get why the bus is empty all of a sudden and it's day outside.

>> No.1691339

>>1691320

Yeah, but unless you're a fag that's not gonna do you much good.

>> No.1691343

>>1691250
it's Safety Exit actually. Buildings have emergency exits(非常口), not vehicles.

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>> No.1691391
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1691391

remember this guy again?

>> No.1691399

>>1691345
Play NDS.

>> No.1691420

>>1691399
I'm not going to lie, that's what I do on the bus on the way to Uni.

Or pick up a free newspaper.

>> No.1691412

>>1691339
Futanari girls don't even have balls 99% of the time. There's no risk of them ever touching.

>> No.1691413

>>1691391
Have you got the rest of the ones with Rika in it?

>> No.1691424

>>1691412
>Futanari girls don't even have balls 99% of the time
How I wish this were true...

>> No.1691433

>>1691424
more like 50-70% of the time.

>> No.1691438

>>1691420
>that's what I do on the bus on the way to Uni.
I play it while i have super boring classes in Uni.

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>>1691413

>> No.1691475
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>> No.1691499

>>1691181
>#4 DO NOT WANT OH GOD
Fail. #4 is the best of all them.

>> No.1691512

>>1691475
Carry on.

>> No.1691539

#4 after shes done id ask her to do the same to me

>> No.1691540

>>1691512
i only saved these 3 ones

>> No.1691549

>>1691475

Goddamn, "some guy I don't know" is such a badass.

>> No.1691557

>>1691540
damn it, i swear, even though so many people posted in and remember that thread, nobody saved anything.

>> No.1691562

>>1691557
Well it was interesting for a day or two...

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1691563

sup gents

>> No.1691565
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1691566

I made this one. Nobody ever reposts it. Because it's shit. This is the last time I'm posting it, I promise.

>> No.1691575

It's not like I can do what I want in the metro ;_;

>> No.1691598

The futa or the girl gamer. Oh wait... no, the futa.
I wish I could fap together with a ball-less futa ;_;

>> No.1691645

>>1691598
keep dreaming /d/

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1691657

I'd get off the bus and get on the train~

>> No.1691702

>>1691657
That's a tram you baka

>> No.1692121

>>1691702
> you baka
I chortled.

>> No.1692138
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1692138

Next to him

>> No.1692161

>>1691657
That looks fucking relaxing.

>> No.1692496
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1692496

#4.

More than meets the eye!

>> No.1692790

I WANT TO HAVE A CONTEST WITH EMERGENCY EXIT-TAN.

I WOULD LET HER WIN EVERY TIME.

THEN WE WOULD GO TO MY PLACE AND BEAT OFF SOME MORE.

>> No.1692805

>>1692161
Yeah Shinkai-esque...but with lolis.

>> No.1692933

44444444444444444

>> No.1693327

>>1690961

#2 or #3

>> No.1693694

>>1692805
But Shinkai's work has lolis.

>> No.1693708

>>1693694
Yeah but not sinister ones like those two.

>> No.1694499

#3 or #4, easy

>> No.1694517

#4

Anyone who says otherwise, or expresses disgust for #4, is a huge faggot.

>> No.1694546

#4
and i'm always there to help

>> No.1694559
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>>1694517
>Anyone who says #4, or expresses interest in #4, is a huge troll.

>> No.1694570

>>1694559
If by troll you mean faggot, then yeah, you're spot on.

Spoilers: Lusting for cocks other than your own is homosexuality, bros.

>> No.1694585

I always get boners whenever I sit next to a girl.

>> No.1694607

>>1694570
But look hot aroused she looks

>> No.1694619

Sitting next to someone who's jerking off obviously and loudly is always weird and scary, no matter the person's gender.

I would sit next to 3 because she seems least likely to mind another person's presence at that time.

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>>1694607
What?

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>>1694621

>> No.1694681

>>1691475
>watashi

I don't know how I should feel about this, but I laughed uncontrollably.

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4

>> No.1694694

>>1694570
jones the faggot has no say in that matter

>> No.1694702

>>1694570
/jp/ was so much better until you showed up, go back to sleep or whatever the fuck it is you do when you're not conscious.

>> No.1694712

None of them, because they all told me the seat next to them was taken.

>> No.1694775

http://www.revengeonlora.com/index.php?c=viral&m=index&id=8513583b1f3870df2c92240310429c39

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>> No.1694827

>>1694712
REAL men don't ask for permission.

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>> No.1694929

>>1694918
It's an epidemic.

>> No.1694932

>>1694918

YES

>> No.1694944

>>1694918
Superb

>> No.1694950

>>1694918
EVERYONE'S A WINNER

>> No.1694955

>>1694918
I wouldn't mind sharing a private train compartment with the four of them.

>> No.1694958

>>1694918
*whoosh*

>> No.1694960

Can I sit on one of their laps instead? If so, you already know, don't play stupid.

>> No.1694970

>>1694918
Now do the opposite and shop out the penis.

>> No.1694978

>>1694918
Amazing! synchronized jizzing!

>> No.1694990
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>>1694970
?

>> No.1694999

#4

I love traps

>> No.1695007

>>1694990
Much better.

>> No.1695016

#3 for the boobs.
#4 for the /d/eviant in me.

>> No.1695023

3 has tits and a DS. I like both.

But really she's the least likely to notice (and thus object to) my presence, which is what I look for when I'm absolutely forced to sit next to SOMEONE.

>> No.1695063

>>1695023
Sure is attention whores tonight around here.

>> No.1695168

>>1694918
And now for some reason, number 4 is the least appealing.

>> No.1695403

>>1694918
>>1694990
I'd still go for 4.

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