Which 2hu would you want as your wife and why? I would want Sagugu as my wife because she seems pretty cool and because her "inconvenience" is cute as HECK.

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Anonymous Wed Apr 19 11:42:03 2017 No.16885835 [Reply] [Original]

Which 2hu would you want as your wife and why?

I would want Sagugu as my wife because she seems pretty cool and because her "inconvenience" is cute as HECK.

Anonymous Wed Apr 19 11:55:23 2017 No.16885910
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I would want OP as my wife, so I don't have to post kuso threads by myself anymore.

Can we just make this a 'Gu thread instead? Gu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 12:18:44 2017 No.16886029 File: 690 KB, 1000x1000, Marisaheadpat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16885835 I would love to spend my days in the forest with Marisa, experimenting with magic.

Anonymous Wed Apr 19 12:22:31 2017 No.16886043
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Komachi because she is beautiful, relaxed, hard working, intelligent, knowledgeable, conversational, philosophical, and delightful in many various ways.
She's also incredibly sexy and has a massive chest, but that's just a small part of her myriad positives.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 12:26:15 2017 No.16886071 File: 1023 KB, 1036x1449, yuuka.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16885835 I love restraints during sex.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 12:27:59 2017 No.16886087 >>16886043 >hard working It's no good to lie about your waifu.

Anonymous Wed Apr 19 12:32:52 2017 No.16886126
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>>16886087
She works hard! She just takes breaks to maximize efficiency. When actually on the clock, she is diligent, and consistent.
However, she has a poor work ethic in that she will not correspondingly increase her pace when her workload increases. But that is neither hard-working nor laziness, so much as a rigid inflexibility.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 13:09:46 2017 No.16886372 File: 701 KB, 1080x1080, reimu2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reimu so we can drink tea in the shrine and she would protect me of youkai!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 13:16:23 2017 No.16886409 >>16885835 Sakuya, so I have an in to the SDM and what passes for Gensokyo's high society despite not being high-born enough for Remi. Patchouli or Meiling would do for the same reason, but Sakuya is my favorite of the three.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 13:36:05 2017 No.16886486 File: 104 KB, 574x711, IMG_0011.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] China!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 13:49:38 2017 No.16886574 Why would you marry someone in a land like Gensokyo? Especially when almost all Touhou girls are lazy bums or cheeky bitches.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 13:51:45 2017 No.16886590 >>16886574 Cheeky bitch is a positive. Lazy bum can be too, though it's not for me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 13:56:03 2017 No.16886609 File: 336 KB, 602x850, yuugi haircut.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cutest oni

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 13:56:32 2017 No.16886611 >>16886574 They are lazy bums or cheeky bitches with cute vaginas that I want to penetrate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 13:57:36 2017 No.16886617 >>16886043 I want to leave Komachichi's tits smelling like dick and semen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 14:06:13 2017 No.16886664 >>16886609 Forgot to add because she's really easygoing and liked to party!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 14:08:23 2017 No.16886670 >>16886590 If you're willing to be hardworking husband to take care of someone like Reimu then yeah sure I can see the appeal. But trying to wife someone like Seiga or Eirin sounds like a hazard to me and not a positive thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 14:51:06 2017 No.16886945 File: 72 KB, 945x945, RXT9OQZ.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I would want nothing more than to help her around the shrine and spend our free time relaxing and doing nerdy things. Playing Touhou with her would be badass, as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 17:58:17 2017 No.16887796 File: 392 KB, 700x990, __reiuji_utsuho_touhou_drawn_by_otsu_pixiv15748356__41bf5b6325fb8d29d8c54b38d3701ce4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This cutie because I love the HECK out of her

Anonymous Wed Apr 19 18:29:58 2017 No.16887947
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Because I understand what it is like to be misunderstood, to have people scared of you without even knowing anything about you, to have denigrating lies spread about you without reason, and to not have a single friend left in the world.
For such a beautiful woman to go though all of that and still have the strength to smile, of course I would fall in love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 18:40:20 2017 No.16887982 Alice because she's the only 2hu I have a chance with.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 18:45:05 2017 No.16888013 File: 875 KB, 900x1200, 1486345935167.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16885835 Even if she can't smile for me, I want to spend my time with her. Her silly personality is so cute!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 20:16:06 2017 No.16888504 Eirin because huge ass and tits

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 20:26:30 2017 No.16888549 >>16888504 The only wise man in this chat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 20:30:42 2017 No.16888562 File: 166 KB, 850x876, __hecatia_lapislazuli_touhou_drawn_by_yukina_masyumaro610__sample-cb0585749303e3c20f691e4b45d43202.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hecatia because it's Hecatia.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 20:36:55 2017 No.16888582 Which Touhou would you like to gently clean your body with a cloth and warm water after you fall ill

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 20:39:02 2017 No.16888598 >>16888582 Seiga. She also made me ill, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 20:51:45 2017 No.16888650 File: 93 KB, 800x1045, 46611376_p4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My wife Tenshi is good at cooking!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 20:54:23 2017 No.16888667 >>16888650 It's just too bad she'll never cook for you. Why would a celestial do anything for lowly human scum? Realize you're out of your league, peasant.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 21:01:32 2017 No.16888709 File: 188 KB, 1024x2048, neropaso C9mkGGAVwAAbS-V.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16888650 Tenshi is probably bad at cooking honestly. How could she have learned living in heaven with nothing to eat but peaches?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 19 21:07:34 2017 No.16888743 File: 317 KB, 1000x1000, 1417057099260.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16888667 What the heck is your problem man? Take that back.

Anonymous Wed Apr 19 21:20:46 2017 No.16888809
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Eiki.

I would actually like to be lectured by her often for my misdeeds if it means making a better person out of myself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 20 00:56:07 2017 No.16889790 File: 3.50 MB, 1748x2480, [0]茨木華扇 (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ibarakasen So I can actually have motivation to become a better being

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 20 01:11:12 2017 No.16889823 File: 466 KB, 1000x1330, A friendly umbrella!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She's very relatable, super cute, and I could use an umbrella.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 20 02:15:22 2017 No.16889985 >>16888582 Alice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 20 03:01:36 2017 No.16890089 File: 113 KB, 324x262, 3262-1068360686.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rika, to share my life with the best Touhou Engineer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 20 03:34:12 2017 No.16890145 File: 1.45 MB, 1695x2158, __sekibanki_touhou_drawn_by_tohochang__a3602a46b16954388d7f41a703ace0b3[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to be Seki-chan's human husband! I will fight any objecting hothead to secure our marriage, too!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 20 03:43:15 2017 No.16890164 >>16890145 What are you gonna do with the extra heads though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 20 03:45:19 2017 No.16890170 >>16890164 Kiss each and every one of them dutifully in the morning!

Anonymous Thu Apr 20 07:59:01 2017 No.16890728
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Hi, everyone. Today I will tell you why I want Alice to be my wife, and everything that makes her so perfect and beautiful.
Alice's skin is soft and smooth, and her boobs are big and squishy. I want to kiss her all over he r body, and maybe even bite her in certain places. Her hair is silky, shiny, and smells like heaven. Alice has a very cute and kissable face. I want to kiss her on her cheek, on her neck, on her forehead, on her nose, on her lips, on her nose, and on her lips.
She is a very nice and warm lady. She can make tasty and healthy food.
She has an amazing body.
Her voice is sweet and gentle. She is kind, and loving and tender.
I want to be spoiled by her, eat good food, and spend the rest of my life with Alice. I love Alice very much.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 20 08:35:49 2017 No.16890838 >>16890728 >Her voice is sweet and gentle. We don't know that!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 20 08:37:30 2017 No.16890846 File: 1.05 MB, 1001x1400, 82ddc206fb452592728d51fdf6a55873.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16886945 Great taste, but I would work full-time to help her spread faith.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 20 08:58:23 2017 No.16890903 File: 364 KB, 506x733, IMG_4208.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The one and only.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 20 09:42:57 2017 No.16891109 File: 2.25 MB, 998x1300, 805739c368543a600cb7ce8b8fbeeed9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hecatia because she's very cool!

>>	Alolan Rumia Thu Apr 20 09:54:36 2017 No.16891179 >>16887947 Smiling is a reflex of the fearful you know ~

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 20 10:40:02 2017 No.16891488 File: 3.59 MB, 2000x2856, Yakumo.Yukari.1939023.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16885835 I have been married to Yukari since before the birth of this universe, and she is everything I could have ever dreamed of and more.

Anonymous Thu Apr 20 11:13:47 2017 No.16891706
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>>16888709
This. If anything, any prospective husband for her would likely have to be the one doing all the cooking. The good news is that she'll love you for it, even if you're only halfway decent at it.

As for me, I want to give Junko the happy marriage she was previously denied. I would never murder our children and would be more than happy to support her weird hobbies of glaring at the moon and shouting at frogs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 20 11:24:12 2017 No.16891771 File: 32 KB, 600x338, CPLrXYVVEAAX-7F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16890164 Imagine being licked in 8 spots at once

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 20 14:24:00 2017 No.16892766 File: 2.50 MB, 4032x3024, 59570547_p10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16885835 But Sumireko is ALREADY my wife!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 20 19:59:17 2017 No.16894593 How about Nitori? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4p1kkuM2Hg

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 20 20:03:30 2017 No.16894626 >>16888650 Corndogs and peaches for days!

Anonymous Thu Apr 20 23:32:52 2017 No.16895398
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>>16891179

Courage is not the absence of fear, anon, it is the realization that something else is more important than that fear, and the strength and resolve to overcome it.

One who knows no fear could never be brave, and one who could never be brave can never know true strength.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 20 23:36:46 2017 No.16895405 File: 401 KB, 635x903, __reisen_udongein_inaba_touhou_drawn_by_piro_iiiiiiiiii__f120f83d7b2eef1051174995f5c3afd2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] reisen because she's a qt

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 00:53:02 2017 No.16895724 File: 133 KB, 567x800, befb085335abf12a40e81bb1d043ff22.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to marry Yuuka because she's a beautiful, kind lady that makes sure to spend her time enjoying life.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 02:09:55 2017 No.16895975 File: 131 KB, 850x480, __kagiyama_hina_touhou_drawn_by_arano_oki__sample-b122be41f0834fc53b954f09750c5712.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hina because she's Hina?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 02:26:56 2017 No.16896022 File: 208 KB, 900x1200, 1474477266029.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] D.I.N.K with Seiga!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 02:28:27 2017 No.16896026 >>16896022 what does dink stand for?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 02:33:58 2017 No.16896044 File: 652 KB, 4000x2480, Tri heca.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hecatia for obvious reasons, but also so >>16891109 >>16888562 and I, fellow men of taste, can all be brothers in law!

Anonymous Fri Apr 21 02:39:48 2017 No.16896065
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Dual Income, no Kids (Yoshika doesn't count, low maintenance)

-Surprise holidays (When the authorities arrive)
-Gifts to help overlook what she does in the basement
-Big Christmas gifts (May be stolen)

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 02:44:12 2017 No.16896080 >>16896065 I'm too much of a NEET to know about stuff like those. The idea of living with a woman but not having kids sounds very unnatural though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 02:49:22 2017 No.16896093 File: 334 KB, 900x1200, 62489776_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16888582

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 04:47:16 2017 No.16896407 File: 443 KB, 2424x1987, 62497565_p2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How would you propose to your wife? This is me proposing to the Banx!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 04:49:41 2017 No.16896416 File: 110 KB, 500x236, to seija.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16896407

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 04:51:05 2017 No.16896424 >>16896416 Hello, >>16895975

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 04:51:17 2017 No.16896425 there are faggots itt that think any of the sluts outside of the eintei and yakumo clans would be worth marrying

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 04:53:27 2017 No.16896429 >>16896424 But I love Seija.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 04:57:05 2017 No.16896439 File: 522 KB, 900x900, Proposing to Yuuka!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16896407

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 12:36:49 2017 No.16897991 File: 48 KB, 320x320, M E M E A.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love her because she makes me feel it in my bones.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 12:40:54 2017 No.16898015 File: 44 KB, 600x600, Izayoi.Sakuya.full.460488.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] In my heart Sakuya will always be my wife.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 12:41:14 2017 No.16898019 File: 212 KB, 850x1193, __patchouli_knowledge_touhou_drawn_by_nori_tamago__sample-13e3a7670b694e986672b3e804df4019.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to be Patchouli's Pierre Curie.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 15:43:19 2017 No.16898971 File: 229 KB, 1024x768, 15557287bd92240571724726c07bd044.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16898019 Back off, she's my wife

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 21 16:51:00 2017 No.16899285 File: 42 KB, 600x337, 1492095069994.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16886372 I wanna come home everyday to give her healthy doses of donations and spend the night chilling with tea and snuggling together.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 00:40:42 2017 No.16901164 >>16898971 Your wife is a fat piggy! And my paizuri slave!

Anonymous Sat Apr 22 01:09:51 2017 No.16901301
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Cirno is dumb and she's so lovable because of it. She's also like a free air conditioner and she's cute with or without that tan. Perfect wife material as far as I'm concerned.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 01:39:53 2017 No.16901389 Yumemi, because she seems like a fun and reasonable person who would perhaps enjoy discussion.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 01:51:54 2017 No.16901431 >>16901301 I did not read a single official manga the post.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 22 03:10:03 2017 No.16901736 >>16901389 But Yumeme is easily the biggest nerd in 2hu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 23 00:31:35 2017 No.16906941 File: 872 KB, 900x1440, 1492921895851.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ran because she is computer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 23 00:40:37 2017 No.16906974 File: 784 KB, 1268x1442, 1490143646993.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16901389 You have excellent taste.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 23 02:35:41 2017 No.16907321 File: 356 KB, 620x930, __okazaki_yumemi_and_usami_renko_touhou_and_touhou_pc_98_drawn_by_konokiya__f572ee12e6ac63483bbfa05f451bff8d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16901389 >>16906974 It's nice to see so many people like Yumemi!

Anonymous Sun Apr 23 05:07:53 2017 No.16907820
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>>16901389
>would perhaps enjoy discussion
My IRL problem with women is that I've only ever met one who could hold my interest in a conversation. If Yumemi has interesting things to talk about, then I shall marry the Yumemi!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 23 05:16:07 2017 No.16907850 File: 311 KB, 555x777, 62417073_p9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want Yamame to be my casual hugging partner!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 23 05:53:10 2017 No.16907999 >>16898971 Lazy fat neet

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 23 06:19:25 2017 No.16908134 File: 634 KB, 724x1024, tmp_1295-1492432104212-821582647.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sanae would be the ideal wife.

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