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I found this small, mutt-like creature outside my shrine the other day.
It was making all sorts of incessant, obnoxious noise. But just as I was about to pick it up and toss it back into the forest, it immediately calmed down the second I laid my hand upon the top of its small, fluffy head.

Later I would find out it's name: "Kyouko", and that it was a type of Yokai known as a "yamabiko".
What have been your experiences with these green-haired dogglies?

>> No.16883901

they dont exist

>> No.16889700
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>> No.16889747

What happens if I put on these clothes?

>> No.16889751

where can i get a cute dog like that

>> No.16889778
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Oh no! Kyouko's been evaporated!

>> No.16889793

It would be extremely painful

>> No.16889818

For who'm?

>> No.16889919

For you

>> No.16893447
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Legend says they're drawn by the need to sweep.

>> No.16893459

Something something machine that makes things flat.

>> No.16893503

Having a Yamabiko as a pet is actually not a bad idea, they're one of the few types of Youkai that do not need to eat humans to live (Alongside the Tsukumogami and the Hakutaku), all they need is for humans to talk ot scream at them at a consistent rate and they'll be fine.

>> No.16893532

Err elaborate on this please.

Do they need to yell at humans, or have humans yell at them? I assume the former. In that case wouldn't it be a bit unpleasant?

>> No.16893552

What about amanojakus

Do I have to feed them with evil deeds or they perish or what

>> No.16893607

How can something be perceived as "mutt-like"? A mutt is of mixed breeding, it's not a type of look.

>> No.16893660

They need to echo what humans say to them, wheter that requires screaming or if talking to them does the job is unkown,

There's nothing that imples that the Amanojaku's nature affect them in any way outside of their behavior, so i wouldn't think so.

>> No.16894078
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Sleepy doggly!

>> No.16894238
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No bullyign

>> No.16896473
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Fairly certain, this is the only use for the yamabiko scum I can possibly think of. Other than sweeping the temple's pavement, of course.

>> No.16896647

I hope shes ok...my turns next.

>> No.16896657

Any good Kyouko doujins?

>> No.16896709
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>> No.16896728

Thanks, this is exactly what i was looking for.

>> No.16896732
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Yes bully!

>> No.16896867
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>> No.16898719

I wish I didn't exist

>> No.16899395
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Sleep tight pup.

>> No.16899532

Can I eat it?

>> No.16899660
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Slacking off on duty!

>> No.16899736

Such a worthless, lazy dog!

>> No.16899866
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I also like bullying the doggo!

>> No.16905350
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I'm gonna squish this pupper's cheeks.

>> No.16905448
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>> No.16915785
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Look at all these instruments Kyouko knows how to play!

>> No.16915857
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Cute doggly dogglying cutely.

>> No.16916073

Maybe it speaks a mutt-language and wipes its ass with fingers.

>> No.16916241
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kyouko noodle

>> No.16916418
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And I'm going to pull her ears!

>> No.16916969

please wait warmly for cup noodles

>> No.16917611

Nope shes getting put in the cup and cooked pup and all with the noodles to be eaten.

>> No.16917622
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Do NOT bully this CUTE yamabiko!

>> No.16917634
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You can't stop me!

>> No.16917672
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Kyouko and Kogasa are friends!

>> No.16917767
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Which artist would you say draws the best Kyouko?
My vote goes to this fellow.

>> No.16917769
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And in second place would have to be this guy.

>> No.16917791
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This guy also draws a long-haired pupper that is absolutely to die for, and ant some times surpasses the first guy.

But the first artist's "tradional media" look edges him ahead in most cases, for me. He also draws a chibi doggly (>>16894078, >>16899395) that is absolutely flawless.

It's very tough choosing between the two!

>> No.16917798
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I think that the artist that drew this picture draws the cutest Kyouko! It's the same artist that made the doujin where Kyouko yells about not being cute.

>> No.16917805
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This one.

>> No.16917809
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Oh! How could I forget about him!?
He also draws an extremely good Kyouko! Definitely one of my favourites.
I wanna squish 'dose cheeks...

>> No.16917820
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A lot of their cute pictures are tucked away on their twitter account, and I don't know if they post them anywhere else.

>> No.16917838
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Twitter is literally the worst thing to happen to japanese artists.
I don't have the patience to trawl through their timeline.
And dear god help you if they tweet pictures of their food or other irrelevant shit.

But you're in luck my fellow Kyouko konnoisseur, I found that artist's pixiv!

>> No.16917851
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Oh, no, I knew about their pixiv already. What I'm saying is they've got a whole bunch of cute pictures that are ONLY on their twitter. Sketches and stuff. Like this one!

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Oh! I getcha.
And now that I getcha, I feel for ya.
Twitter SUCKS!

>> No.16917915
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Bully her with my dick and mating press her into submission

>> No.16920432
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>all they need is for humans to talk ot scream at them at a consistent rate
It'd be like having a pet cockatoo then? Just imagine minding your own business at home when all of a sudden your pet yamabiko starts autistically yelling and ranting in gibberish, mimicking all sorts of noises and sounds she heard you make or heard from the TV/computer/outside.

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>> No.16924469

Small price to pay for the free delivery of my very own yamabiko plus pizza!

>> No.16924685

i'll give her my tip if you know what i mean

>> No.16925043
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I don't get it

>> No.16925950
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Kyouko is a rockstar!

>> No.16926033
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Shes quite the singer!

AND she dances very well too!

Please enjoy her singing and dancing Onegaishimasu.

>> No.16926490
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Wow, this doggly can do math! But can she multiply?

>> No.16928911
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Sleepy yamabiko~

>> No.16932584
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Wakey, wakey, the time for sleeping has ended.
"The time has come," the Yamabiko said,
"To talk of other things
Of shoes and ships and ceiling wax
Of cabagges and kings
And while the see is boiling hot
And wheather pigs have wings
Kaloo Kalay no work today
Were cabbages and kings"

>> No.16932608

I'm still not sure if she is entirely disliking it.

Like if you pet a cat and it turns around and nips you playfully, and still wants to be petted.

>> No.16932754
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Shes drooling and holding onto his arms. I think its safe to say shes enjoying it and wants more.

>> No.16937679
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MG MG MG Kyouko!

>> No.16940050
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Braiding Kyouko's grown out hair!

>> No.16940874

Kyouko with long hair? Don't see that much she looks good.

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>> No.16942291
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this stupid dogo was made for bullying

>> No.16942298
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Do NOT bully that cute yamabiko!

>> No.16945401
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Stupid doge, be quiet.

>> No.16946107
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>Myourenji Enikki Matome scans are missing page 26

>> No.16951203
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Coffee bath!

>> No.16957940

Splish splash, the yamabikos taking a bath!

>> No.16958094
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The doggly is going to make friends at school!

>> No.16959035

I want to pat and take care of the yamabiko

>> No.16963288

there is only one answer for this....we have a cute girl running around in the nude!

>> No.16963451
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What's Kyouko's owner doing to her?

>> No.16963826
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Kasodani weirdo T-shirt.

>> No.16967163

らめっ...? Could it be she's enjoying some ramen, but it's too hot, causing her to burn her tongue and slur her speech, and take off all of her clothes in an attempt to cool down?

>> No.16968813

The yamabiko's bare legs and thighs!

>> No.16970416
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Girls are enjoying a fluffy tail.

>> No.16971252

I want to kiss her forehead

>> No.16971405

i have a fluffy front tail for them to enjoy if you know what i mean

>> No.16973985


>> No.16974016

Cheeky doggle

>> No.16975346
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I've seen that picture a bunch of times, but I'm not sure where it's from. Google and iqdb don't seem to help. Anyone mind saying where it's from if they know?

>> No.16978165

Mean mouse! You should share with the little doggie!

>> No.16978179
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She gives in and gives Kyouko some food!

>> No.16978208
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If Kyouko is happy, I'm happy!

>> No.16978229
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One of Fuantei's doujins probably.

>> No.16978271
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Ah, thanks.

>> No.16978286

Specifically, the one where Hijiri has to mind her weight. Kyouko and Nue have some great moments in that and the Seija comic. Both have been translated, should be pretty easy to find.

>> No.16978312
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Yep, found it. Thank you.

>> No.16981338
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Couple of cuties getting tucked in.

>> No.16981771
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Futo is an idiot for eating chopsticks with pizza. She deserves getting humped by stupid, tiny dogs.

>> No.16981796

>eating chopsticks with pizza

How do you normally eat your chopsticks then? For that matter, how do you eat something with pizza anyways? Do you pinch two slices between your fingers kind of like you do with chopsticks (when you're not eating them anyways) or something else?

>> No.16981836

You need a tool to eat your chopsticks? She's stupid for even attempting to eat something with pizza. Chopsticks are finger food, just pick them up and munch on the ends like a breadstick.

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>> No.16982836
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I am literally, unironically,actually petting her right now as I type this.

>> No.16984414
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Whatcdo you think this lil' pup smells like?

>> No.16984507
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I wanna grab her tail and hold on to it to make sure she cant wag it.

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>grab her tail and hold on to it to make sure she cant wag it.
This is how you get dogs to bite you, anon.

>> No.16984534
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No worries. she seems to be all bark and no bite.

>> No.16984565

Echo the quack, you stupid doggly!

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>> No.16985339
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It's a pretty strong bark, though.

>> No.16985506

I want to fondle kyouko's kyoukos

>> No.16985658
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I wish there are a drawfag kind enough to draw Kyouko over the dog on pic related.

>> No.16985715
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Big yamabiko boobs!

>> No.16985763
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Not a drawfag but I know how to use Photoshop.

>> No.16985942
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That's nice, Anon.

>> No.16986325


>> No.16987501

kusodani kyouko w

>> No.16987567


>> No.16987579

Pistachio chocolate chip ice cream

>> No.16989542

gj anon that was adorable

>> No.16989553

A fishy~ smell like sperm from being with those old men under the bridge all the time. That or sweat since shes sweeping so much. Stinky yamabiko!

>> No.16989591

Okay fine, you got me.

>> No.16990131
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That they are weak creatures who enjoy being harassed and have a strange fascination with some US state.

>> No.16991119

No, little cute Kyouko can't smell bad, and you two are bullies. Also she doesn't go anywhere with no old men, that's a filthy lie!


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>> No.17000871
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Look at this happy cutie!

>> No.17000979

Sexy dog.

>> No.17003926
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>> No.17004565
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Has anyone seen my glasses? I wonder where they could have gone... Do you think someone took them by accident?

>> No.17011961
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Kyouko looks cute wearing glasses, too!

>> No.17012122

Kyouko looks cute wearing anything!
Especially nothing!

>> No.17014707
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>> No.17015186

Excuse me, but that seems to be a Canis retardus specimen, they are nearly extinct in the wild, if any harm would come to it you'd have to pay a fine of over円

>> No.17016790

Damnit I want the gif son..THE GIF!! They are supposed to be waving their hands in the air like they just don't care!

>> No.17017540
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So is the pupper a good musician?

>> No.17017668
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People go listen to them, so they have to be doing something right.

>> No.17017698

I don't see anyone though

>> No.17022304

I would go to her concert and ask for an autograph.

>> No.17023279

But then she would ask for yours

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>> No.17028429
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Then look again! That's just the mosh pit anyways. Most of the people are farther back!

>> No.17030714

It's still empty as fuck boi

>> No.17036724

Youmu's in the back corner crying because there's too many ghosts and it's too loud for her autistic sensibilities.

>> No.17042190
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You mean like here, where she's freaking out because Kyouko is just doing yamabiko things?

>> No.17048847
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Please do not forget about this cute yamabiko girl!

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>> No.17050607

But if I forget then she will finally hit eternal rest due to lack of faith

>> No.17055121
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>> No.17055237

Youmu's freaking out because the mountain yelled at her.

>> No.17055748

Who is this knock off Kagerou?

>> No.17057721

It's amazing to me that there's hundreds, if not thousands of Kyouko fanartists out there and they're all worthless secondaries who think she's some generic anime dog girl.

>> No.17057731
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Yeah, because Kyouko's MY generic anime dog girl.

>> No.17060103

Yeah she's a generic manga dog

>> No.17060197

Yeah, she's a 2hu dog girl and that changes fucking nothing.

>> No.17060437
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yamabiko are NOT dogs

>> No.17060462

I never realized what the point behind this image was before, thanks for posting the text to clarify.

>> No.17060919

She's more doglike than the other two though

>> No.17061070

She started it.

>> No.17061198
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Go tell that long-tongued liar
Go and tell that midnight rider
Tell the rambler, the gambler, the back biter
Tell 'em that dog's gonna cut 'em down
Tell 'em that dog's gonna cut 'em down

>> No.17061361

Wow her songs got worse since she went solo

>> No.17061429
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Do NOT badmouth Kyouko Cash.

>> No.17061457

More like Kyouko Cashless.

>> No.17061637
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Fact: doggos tilt their head as a body sign to mean they're listening.
Fact: Kyouko is my doggo and I will not have any of you treat my pet badly.

>> No.17062269

Kyouko KUSOdani lmao

>> No.17062278
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*click click* *click click* Kyouko likes this thread!

>> No.17063674

momiji isn't a dog either

>> No.17065216

None of them are dog really, but at least two of them pull the style well

>> No.17069880
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What a happy, good girl Kyouko is!

>> No.17069925

Is Kyouko damaged?

>> No.17070408

She's gonna be when I'm done with her!

>> No.17070506

wolves are related to dogs

ran and mamizou have better claims to being doghus than kyouko or momiji

>> No.17070608

>in Japan

>> No.17074674

That looks like a fun game

>> No.17074981
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Kyouko is based off the dog-like yamabiko. They're dog-like because they look like dogs. If this doesn't look like a shrugging happy dog then I don't know what would.

>> No.17079803
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Kyouko and her cousin echoing!

>> No.17079852

It looks more like a rabbit or some kind of rodent.

>> No.17080511
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You show 'em Kyouko!

>> No.17086443

What a cute yakisoba

>> No.17086661
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Bullying the doggo

>> No.17086777
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these things look like trouble

>> No.17087172
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Pretty sure they look like deformed piggu's dude. If anything I see descriptions of them being compared to birds. Kinda silly since they have no feathers but hang out in trees.

>> No.17094647
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Well, they're fluffy and friendly creatures, and Kyouko is a cutie, so it's ok.

>> No.17095628

Looks more like a pig to me.

>> No.17098065

yama-piggu go homu

>> No.17104114
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Kyouko using Byakuren's lap as a pillow

>> No.17104188

Mommy Byakuren's lap is very comfortable!

>> No.17111450
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Kyouko's not so good at being quiet at night.

>> No.17111525
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Dumb doggly, people are trying to sleep!

>> No.17117046
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Kyouko is cute!

>> No.17122139

Do you have proof of this anon?

>> No.17122203
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Just take a look at this.

>> No.17122761
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Kyouko has become too smug and annoying, if only there were some heroic faceless males out there ready to deal with her.

>> No.17124224
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>> No.17130844
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>> No.17130861

dumb dog isn't even eating a burger.

>> No.17134645
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Don't underestimate this yamabiko..!

>> No.17134702

You will not forget this doggly's power...

>> No.17139536
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>> No.17143305
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I'd play this game. How about you?

>> No.17145088

Sure, only if I get to brutally murder those fairies though.

>> No.17147369
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Kyouko is a gentle, good girl, so the fairies would probably look surprised and fall off the screen.

>> No.17151295
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Just hanging out, relaxing~

>> No.17153690

get back in your cage doggo

>> No.17154009

Now I'm motivated

>> No.17158028
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She doesn't want to.

>> No.17159207
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no one cares about her want's. She just needs to do as told.

>> No.17159403
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You'll do what you're told or I'm taking you to the vet to get spayed.

>> No.17160212

I consider myself strictly anti-bullying, but there's something about that yappy little mutt that gives me an almost primal urge to bully her as hard as I can. I don't know how to feel anymore.
Putting ketchup on a hot dog just makes me want to bully her even harder.

>> No.17163109
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She's willing to fight for her freedom! She doesn't want to get into that cage!

>> No.17167158

Gosh kyouko sure has it rough with all this bullying and abuse. Good thing she has a lightsaber.

>> No.17167164

It's leading her to the dark side, though...

>> No.17171402

Kirby's dreamland, but you have infinite mikes

would get boring after a while

>> No.17177181
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Hanging out with the werewolf!

>> No.17178876

That's a rude thing to say to the hairy girl

>> No.17184829

A-are they awooing?!?!

>> No.17186644
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>> No.17186750
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Kagerou is awooing, but Kyouko is just echoing her. They're both friends!

>> No.17197085
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>> No.17203229
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Kyouko is friends with a newhu, too!

>> No.17203257

My heart is melting!

>> No.17203535


When I can't find a sachiko thread, I come to a kyouko thread.

I really like this copypasta, I was there when you first made it, it makes me feel nostalgic.

>> No.17209954
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Would you adopt?

>> No.17210238

I want to shoot this mutt in the head and torture it.

>> No.17212267

Just pat her on the head I see you're already doing that so keep on doing it!

>> No.17218428
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Frilly yamabiko!

>> No.17221177

Absolutely, I would raise her to be a proper young lady.

And have her dress like this!

>> No.17223447

Bye kyoko thread

>> No.17225583
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Cute girls are calling

>> No.17232188
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What a cute girl!

>> No.17232215

Haha its funny cause they have small dicks

>> No.17232290

I'm also a small mutt like creature IRL

>> No.17232297 [DELETED] 

I would shoot her with my shotgun if she delivered the pizza like this, take the pizzas and leave her dead body out there.

>> No.17241766
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Kyouko with her friend tiny Lily White!

>> No.17245090 [DELETED] 

Anon that's not very nice.

>> No.17245250 [DELETED] 

Not her, but she did break the NAP by eating the pizza. It should be legal to do that in return.

>> No.17245396 [DELETED] 

literally 13 alert

>> No.17245401 [DELETED] 

13 year olds can't buy shotguns

>> No.17245462

Where is Lily black telling her to do evil things?

>> No.17245634 [DELETED] 

You're supposed to use your onahole before destroying it, not after.

>> No.17245770 [DELETED] 

I'm pretty sure toddlers can buy firearms in america.

>> No.17245792
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Kyouko is a good girl, so she doesn't get the devil on her shoulder.

>> No.17245809


I'm going to sell her into prostitution and make her a ring child (kyo ko)

>> No.17250641
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No way! Byakuren will stop you from doing such a cruel thing to innocent Kyouko!

>> No.17250670

I'm bringing the Yakuza with me. Don't mess with us, kozo.

>> No.17250685

So it'll turn into an exciting action sequence where Byakuren uses her magic kung fu to bully a bunch of gangsters? Nice.

>> No.17253254 [DELETED] 
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>shooting a doggo over pizza
Why is this funny?

>> No.17253927

We'll bring katanas and guns.

>> No.17254842

I will be the first to purchase Kyouko's ring child services.

>> No.17254857 [DELETED] 


Do Americans really do this?

>> No.17254882 [DELETED] 

Nah, Americans shoot each other over much smaller offenses. Chicken wings in example.

>> No.17255843 [DELETED] 

Youre thinking ng nogs anon.
They nig out at allhours of the night and day, about useless or irrelevant garbage.
For example, it was atleast 5 weeks back i heard one walking down the street yelling about 2 dollars some other nig nog failed to return to him. Either the guy got shot, or resolved the issue. In America, almost everyone has a gun. It's a matter of how driven up the wall they are to shoot you on sight for no reason.
Or, how some civilians pulled a gun on so,e inmates that escaped not too long ago and got stopped in their tracks when they tried to hold up the denizens of the residency, feeling confident enough to do so.

>> No.17255915 [DELETED] 

maybe in south america

>> No.17256125 [DELETED] 
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>> No.17256217
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Don't you see that that'll just create a more exciting and action packed scene where Byakuren does Jackie Chan stuff to protect her cute yamabiko girl?

>> No.17256234

Rocket launcher and bazooka!!

>> No.17256268
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I think you really underestimate the lengths the people at the temple will to in order to protect their cute and fluffy yamabiko girl!

>> No.17256288 [DELETED] 

Yes, they're bunch of fat psychopaths.

>> No.17256385 [DELETED] 
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>fat psychopaths.
Thats too nice a description.
Please, try again!
>Source? Burger.

>> No.17260049
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>> No.17264918
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>> No.17267842
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>> No.17272783
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Gonna pet and hug this cute yamabiko!

>> No.17272984

Gonna shoot it with my AR-15 (deadly assault rifle)

>> No.17273134

Yes! Shoot, shoot, kill!

>> No.17276234

rest in pieces

>> No.17281725
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I'm gonna pet this cute girl and make her wag her fluffy tail!

>> No.17287968
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Hello? Good morning!

>> No.17287973

Its 1am, stupid mutt

>> No.17293459
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Gonna pet her fluffy ears!

>> No.17301023
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Cirno stealing her thunder?!

>> No.17301999

I kill all mutts on sight because they're filthy animals according to my religion.

>> No.17306181
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Kyouko stealing it back!

>> No.17306980
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I want to bully this Yamabiko till she's nothing but tears and ahegao faces and then some!

>> No.17307268


>kicks it in the face

>> No.17311271
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>> No.17312737

*kicks them in the face together*

>> No.17313251
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>> No.17313369

Why are Kyouko's ears shaped like Thor's hammer? Is she a Germanic raider, come to plunder our riches?

>> No.17318493

I can't read this shitpost

>> No.17319143 [DELETED] 


>> No.17319224 [DELETED] 

This. If you preach hate, then you get hate.

>> No.17319834
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>> No.17319864 [DELETED] 

Go suck on a stick of butter and settle down you fat fuck. You're not you when you're hungry.

>> No.17320411

Atomic bomb

>> No.17324461

I would like her if she didn't have green hair

>> No.17329948

I'd fuck this pup!

>> No.17330059

Sick fuck

>> No.17330245

you would turn into her.

>> No.17332003

This is probaably true since you have to basically look like her to put it on in the first place

>> No.17333253

Mutts are shot on sight in my country because they are unholy animals.

>> No.17333917

Germans are not welcome on 4ch

>> No.17341022
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Kyouko found a strange creature while doing her daily sweeping!

>> No.17341113


>> No.17344725
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They're friends now!

>> No.17345426


>> No.17345473

You're gross and nobody loves you unlike Kyouko and Aun-chan!

>> No.17345537


>> No.17346035

I would like to rape Kyouko (sexually) and leave her body in the dumpster.

>> No.17349107
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Happy, cute Kyouko!

>> No.17349193

after >>17346035 happend

>> No.17350395

This looks like its made from the same... Entity who draws the horrible Kagerou
Surprisingly they can do a good job when they are not overly obssesed with muh lesbian feminism

>> No.17351906

This looks really bad.

>> No.17355575

Looks like one of those nightmarish "attempting to do anime in 3D"

>> No.17355601

Ugly mutt

>> No.17355807

Yeah, made by the same person. I follow her on Twatter and she's okay.

Though yeah, her design of Kagerou is a bit too hairy for my taste. But hey, opinions.

>> No.17358314
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>> No.17358484

they become more obedient and docile when you mount them and assert your dominance as pack leader

>> No.17359052

Ugly mutt

>> No.17359071

"When you mount them"

Later today, Kyouko was found dead, flattened to the ground with Anon on top of her.

>> No.17359888

>"Earlier today a morbidly obese man in his 30's crushed a rare species of canine, known as a "Kyouko" to local residents, under his own weight while attempting to train it with instructions he said he acquired online. Our intern was able to track down said site, and I'm told it goes by the name "Fortune" and is frequented by all manner of obese men with obsessions over such creatures. The next day his lawyer told us his actions were inline with his people's religious beliefs and any legal action would violate his rights as a devout "Otaku" and that questioning his religion's validity would result in our network be sued for emotional damages and hate speech, all charges were dropped and he and his people will be able to practice their ancient "Kyouko Taming Ritual" with out fear of legal action from our network, as we have a policy of promoting diversity and tolerance."

>> No.17359926


>> No.17360094
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You can make do without using the quote function, you know? It's even more inexcusable since you actually used the quotation marks.

>> No.17360237

Your mom is a small, mutt-like creature

>> No.17360639 [DELETED] 

It was gonna be either all greentext or reddit spacing
and reddit spacing triggers people
So I chose wall of greentext

>> No.17360682

It's a pretend quote from a fictional news article. That's the joke. That's why he used the quote function.

>> No.17360797
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I'm gonna hug and pet this cute yamabiko girl!

>> No.17360808

>reddit spacing
They're called "paragraphs" and non-retarded people use them to make text more legible by separating types of content clusters.

This has got to be the dumbest shit to complain about since the conception of 4chan, and complaining about it has only started a few months ago anyways. Kill yourself out of /jp/.

>> No.17360916

You won't. I'm going to stop you and hurt you.

>> No.17360945
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It's too late. I'm petting her RIGHT NOW and there's nothing you can do to stop me!

>> No.17360963 [DELETED] 

*shoots her in the head with a shotgun*

I warned you...

>> No.17361007
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>> No.17362284
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She just uses her reflection powers to bounce the bullets harmlessly into the ground. She could have sent them back at you, but she didn't, because she is a good girl!

>> No.17363862

This is the last

>> No.17364749
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>> No.17364793


mmmmonday morning motherfuckers

>> No.17366662

I will hang myself if this thread disappears

>> No.17368007

I will help!

>> No.17368185

OH NO, the Kyouko thread is almost over! OP WTF!

>> No.17369226

Such is life

>> No.17369241
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>> No.17369242
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>> No.17369248
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>> No.17369255
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C U T E ! ! !

>> No.17369297


>> No.17369713

kyouko is secretly in the background too!
which one is the real yamabiko?

>> No.17369724

Pls stop posting pictures of my Imouto.

>> No.17369730
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They're both the real Kyouko, just at different times!

>> No.17369733
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Kyouko is a musically cute yamabiko!

>> No.17370890

Never gonna see you again.

>> No.17372273
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Shou scares poor Kyouko.

>> No.17373350
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Animals (skirt cast-off)

>> No.17373355
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I want to have this cute girl say good morning to me!

>> No.17373569

Post the one with her cheeks being squished!

>> No.17373811
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The only one I have kind of like that has already been posted in the thread. Have this one instead.

>> No.17374007
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>> No.17374162

You are a mutt like creature

>> No.17374343
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Desire to pet intensifies.

>> No.17374788

Pet and you will shinnen (die)

>> No.17374866
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It is done.