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I have suffered from chronic flatulence for almost 4 years now. In the first 2 years I farted somewhere between 40 and 50 times and hour (I kept a diary for health check purposes).

Now I fart circa 10 times an hour. This is not much and I can hold my farts for between 2 and 3 hours which is just about enough to attend classes, and do exams.

The problem is that in a relationship you can't be with your girlfriend/wife 2-3 hours a day and just disappear for the rest of the night. And even worse, during sleep I fart A LOT MORE than during daytime. Sometimes it's so much that I've practically collapsed in my own room after trying to wake up, because of the heat and stench so much flatulence produces during 8-9 hours of sleep.

Should I just give up on having any sort of decent relationship, and just be content with living a life of a hermit?

>> No.1681547

I chuckled.

>> No.1681552

>>1681543
How about searching for a, uh, cure?

Dude, get your priorities straight.

>> No.1681553

I remember you...

>> No.1681554

Change your diet

>> No.1681562

I lol'd, perhaps a bit more than I should have.

>> No.1681563

Isn't this shit curable, OP?
Or at least the symptoms treatable?

>> No.1681569

obligatory sage for Sax

>> No.1681609

>>1681563
I've went to the doctors and have had health checks of my intestine at a hospital. They found nothing. I probably have to go see a doctor in America, or another country that is leading in the field of gastro-intestinal diseases.

Until then, I have no medicines that can help me out on this. Sometimes I feel like God created med just to make me the laughing stock of the world...

>> No.1681627

I don't fart like crazy, and I am comfortable spending my days alone.

>> No.1681634

do you excersize

>> No.1681636

>>1681609
man, imagine a doctor whose specialty was the ass

I mean at some point in his career he decided "i'll work in the field of assholes and shit. that's what i like"

If I was a doctor, I'd go into pediatric gynecology, no question.

>> No.1681654

>>1681636
I thought about this but then I realized I wouldn't be able to control myself and I'd end up on the news for molestation.

>> No.1681660

Where the hell do you live, OP?

>> No.1681665

>>1681634
Yeah, I have a BMI of 18.5, I'm a skinny guy with the stomach of a pregnant woman.

>> No.1681675

>>1681665
If you live a sedentary lifestyle and have a BMI of 18.5, then you must have a very poor diet indeed.

Protip: it can't come out unless it goes in

>> No.1681690

See a nutritionist

>> No.1681695

Find a woman who's okay with your farting.

I know a couple who enjoyed farting with each other...

>> No.1681699

You have two options:
1. Dedicate yourself completely to finding a cure
2. Never leave your room again

>> No.1681717

>>1681609
My father tells me you should eat pineapples and work out

My mother said farts are caused mainly because of fat being digested by bacteria.

>> No.1681961

Nobody cares about farts. If you land a girlfriend, just open a window for the night.

I'd be willing to bet your diet sucks. Cut back on the carbs.

>> No.1682017

All medical problems aside, you should give up on 3D women anyway. They're aren't worth the trouble at all.

>> No.1682064
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>>1681543
pffft!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!
I'm sorry,I'm sorry, I shouldn't have laughed...
>snort< AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

>> No.1682087

>>1681543
thanks OP you just made my week.

>> No.1682094

Oh God, this isn't even that old and most of you don't know that it's copypasta.

Fuck, go back to whichever shitholes you came from.

>> No.1682127

>Sax
>fart

>> No.1682466

>>1681543
Do you drink milk?
If so, stop it.
Drinking milk makes some people have flatulence.

>> No.1682509

>>1681636

Gastroenterologist. Focuses on the whole digestive track, but of course the specialty also requires knowledge of rectal/anal conditions and treatments.

I assume they have to be weird, but they really can't take shit lightly in that profession.

>> No.1682525

>>1681543
Can't you, you know, see a doctor about it? You can also get carbon inserts

>> No.1682559

>>1681543
this has to be most laughable thing on 4chan right now

>> No.1682571

>>1681543
Yes, you should give up on having any sort of decent relationship, not because of flatulence but because you're on /jp/.

>> No.1682572

>>1681543
>I have suffered from chronic flatulence for almost 4 years now.
Stopped reading here.
Good luck with that.

>> No.1682711

>>1681543
>The problem is that in a relationship you can't be with your girlfriend/wife 2-3 hours a day and just disappear for the rest of the night.

If you have a girlfriend that you are uncomfortable farting around...that relationship is doomed to fail anyway.

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