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16802900 No.16802900 [Reply] [Original]

>Will you play with me, anon??~~

How do you survive?

>> No.16803080

Being strong doesn't mean you explode things with a touch. You could tear a cat limb from limb but you don't kill it when you play with it.

>> No.16803098

>>16802900
Teleport behind her and unsheathe my katana

>> No.16803184

>>16802900
by playing literally anything else but danmaku

>> No.16803212

>>16803184
he's got a point

>> No.16803850

>>16803098
And then what?

>> No.16803855

>>16803850
Unzip my dick and put it in her

>> No.16803879

>>16803855
Your dick will be destroyed by her

>> No.16803882

Sex games! I'm the best player on it.

>> No.16803884

>>16803879
You underestimate my dick.

>> No.16803908

>>16803884
You can't rape Flandre. Flandre rapes you,anon.
Don't understimate Flandre's power.

>> No.16803946

>>16803908
I will only let Flandre rape me if she puts me in one of her diapers

>> No.16803960
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>>16803946

>> No.16803965

>>16803960
is this real

>> No.16804023

>>16803965
Of course not, anon. That can't really be Aya.

>> No.16804031
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16804031

>>16804023
ZEN has the power to bring 2hus to life

>> No.16806872

What happens if i say no?

>> No.16807188

>>16806872
Game Over

>> No.16807197

>>16806872
It can go two ways. Either Flan gets mad and destroys you, or she starts crying and Remilia destroys you.

>> No.16807246
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16807246

I'm an adult. I don't play.

>> No.16807257

>>16807246
What if Flandre is your daughter? Parents have to play with their children.

>> No.16807522
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>>16806872

>> No.16807527

Isn't she like really mental issues? I mean she hides in her room all the time. She wouldn't be any fun to play with.

>> No.16807561

>>16807197
Remilia doesn't have the ability to destroy, what the hell could that stupid bat do? Use her """"fate"""" ability?

>> No.16807672

>>16807561
Pretty sure a Gungnir to the face will still destroy you in a sufficient manner.

>> No.16807677

>>16803908
>implying she can beat the cock

>> No.16807779
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>>16807672
What if i turn super saiyan?

>> No.16807821

>>16807779
DBZ is an overrated shit so you will become shit too.

>> No.16807928
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>>16807821
Bitch, you just jealous of my super saiyan swagger. My power is fucking maximum.

>> No.16807988
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>>16807928
Congratulations. You killed Cirno. Poor Cirno,she was so cute.

>> No.16807994

>>16803946
w-what diapers?

>> No.16808009
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>>16807988
Cirno did /11

>> No.16808248 [SPOILER] 
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>>16807561
She can do FAR worse than destroy you, anon.
She can do THIS!

>> No.16808344
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>>16808248

>> No.16808428

>>16807928
But Broly is a giant fucking baby.

He's so fucking stupid.

>> No.16808483

>>16808428
> is a giant fucking baby
>fucking stupid
Sounds like every useless boring character from DBZ

>> No.16808543
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16808543

It isn't fair, /jp/. How come Flan gets to monopolize Remi's tummy?

>> No.16808592

>>16808483
This one manages to be even more useless and boring than usual.

The reason why he wants to fight is because Goku was in the crib next to him when both were babies and Goku cried a lot.

>> No.16808645
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>>16808592
WOW! That's worse than the latest 2hu games.

>> No.16811987

>>16802900
Rather easily.
Yamatos interpretation of the Flan is prone to relatively cartoon-tier harmless mischief.

>> No.16813678

>>16808248
She can sit on me?

>> No.16813698

>>16802900
Bring my own coins.

>> No.16816385

>>16813678
She can SMUG at you.
Wouldn't that be awful, being smugged at!?

>> No.16816453

>>16807928
CHIRUNO WAS A MOTHERFUCKER
STRONGER THAN THAT SHRINEGIRL SUCKER
CHIRUNO'S ENEMIES ARE DONE
NINEBALL POWER MAXIMUUUUM

>> No.16816515

>>16802900
I want to play Scrabble with her, maybe she'd actually be a challenge for me given that she's a NEET who has plenty of time to read regularly.

>> No.16816531

>>16807257
She can't be my daughter, she's my wife.

>> No.16816671

>>16808428
>t. Vegeta

Stay salty, prince.

>> No.16824925
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16824925

>>16802900
insist we play the lovemaking game

>> No.16825660
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>>16824925
Sakuya won't allow you to play with her.

>> No.16825866

>>16802900

If Flan is playing with you, she certainly will not try to use her abilities to actually attempt to destroy you. What you should be worried about are your surroundings; more likely Flandre will accidentally crush you under rubble or trap you in a crevice, which you should be prepare for using proper equipment like a hard hard hat.

>>16803184

Danmaku is non-lethal. Declining means she'll be playing dominos with you, using her surroundings as the dominos. If you aren't any good, you'll get KOed a lot, but it probably won't lead to the house going down.

>> No.16826225

>>16808428
AHHHH HE'S SO GOD DAMN COOL

>> No.16826448

I whip out my emergency multiplayer video game console and handheld kit and tell her to get ready but I don’t like competitive games so we’re gonna co-op play Tales of Symphonia or Monster Hunter depending on her choosing.

>> No.16826717

>>16826225
BUT HE'S SO STUPID

>> No.16828771
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16828771

I don't. I accept my fate. She can use my body until it breaks, abuse me so much that I will go mad and suck my blood dry until the last drop. And then I will be serve as a vampire food.

>> No.16835149
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>>16826717
HOW MANY PUSHUPS DID HE DO?! HOW MANY SITUPS?! WHAT KIND OF JUICE DID HE DRINK?!

>> No.16842969

What could possibly go wrong?

>> No.16843582

SUPER_BAD.sadpanda

>> No.16849409
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16849409

>>16802900
Yes, but I only play adult games

>> No.16849446

https://exhentai.org/s/1b9c083092/823830-5
you don't

>> No.16849658

>>16849446
I ain't clickin' that shit.

>> No.16849687
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>>16802900
Commence headpatting.

>> No.16849731

>>16802900
declare spell card and start throwing things

>> No.16849733
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>>16849658

>> No.16861655

Say nothing, flip her off and leave the SDM as quickly as possible

>> No.16861773

HUG FLAN~

>> No.16861793
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>>16861655

>> No.16861857

>>16802900
Lateral thinking solution: Spit on her as fast as possible.

If rain stops a vampire, saliva will.

>> No.16862384

>>16802900

Let her drink all my blood so i can become a vampire and be her friend forever.

>> No.16863996

>>16861793
SEX WRESTLING WITH FLAN-CHAN!

>> No.16864035

Flan is an autistic child with retard strength, there are lots of things you could do together without being in any danger. I for one would patch together all her broken dolls so we can have a tea party and make sakuya serve us tea.

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>>16864035

>> No.16865207
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>>16864112
S T O P B U L L Y

>> No.16865329
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>>16862384
YOU WILL NOT LIKE IT!

>> No.16875633

>>16807561
Remilia is super strong tho she'd crush you dude.

>> No.16875658

>>16802900
Holy water.
High pressure holy water.

>> No.16875692
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>>16865329
You've got my attention. What's this from?

>> No.16875873

>>16875692
It's from a Touhou VN called "Eastern Starlight Romance"
The full game isn't finished yet,that's just a demo(a very long demo,btw).It's the only good Touhou VN I found.
This is the official website if you want to try it: http://dsd.faceroll.net/?page_id=231

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>>16875873
Thanks!

>> No.16876004

>>16802900
NO! Flandre is a SLUT!

>> No.16876026
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16876026

>>16875888
Listen to Koishi.

FUCKING NUKE FLAN or you're on the bad end route. She'll be fine and well you're not on BAD END route

>> No.16876163

>>16876026
Don't give him spoilers

>> No.16876224

>>16875873
>Last update september 2016
why do you hurt us with a demo of what may be dead.

>> No.16876511

>>16876224
Developers said they're still working on ESR but the blog doesn't have any update because they don't have anything worth to report.
You can read the original note here:
http://dsd.faceroll.net/p=761&cpage=1#comment-1844

>> No.16876521 [DELETED] 

Awesome
http://www.lolibus.com/forum.php?x=66003

>> No.16876530

>>16876511
That link doesn't work,use this one:
http://dsd.faceroll.net/?p=761&cpage=1#comment-1844

>> No.16876550

>>16876521
Is this legal?

>> No.16876578

>>16876511
Oh good thank you for not giving me the cruellest gift of all which is hope

>> No.16876646

>>16865329
>>16875873
This looks cool. Do you play as Marisa?

>> No.16876738

>>16825660
that was a qt doujin

>> No.16876807
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>>16849733
i don't like the eyes so i changed it myself

>> No.16876830

>>16876807
Now if that isn't GAAAAY I don't know what is

>> No.16877137

>>16876550
What happened?

>> No.16877574

>>16876807
The old one looked like a bee with those eyes,yours is better

>> No.16877598

>>16876646
Yes. She's the protagonist(again...) and the story is pretty good,you should play it.

>> No.16877606
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16877606

>>16877574
>>16876807
i fixed it a lil more, does it look better?

>> No.16877618

>>16877606
Yeah! Flan's eyes look very good!

>> No.16877647

>>16877137
A strange japanese website shared by some bastard...
I can't understand japanese but that website seems to have REAL child porn. I still have saved that website, I don't know why...

>> No.16880356

>>16876026
on the one hand, I have been listening to koishi and I think I'm at the point where I should make the choice. On the other hand, I wonder what happens if I make bad choices.

>> No.16880390

>>16876163
Hey the spoiler is in spoiler text and listening to Koishi is a good idea. She does give you valid hints on what's happening.

Also dat Nitori.

>> No.16880650

>>16880356
Having decided against [x] let go, finished demo, wishing there was more now. Shame it'll probably be ages before it gets properly finished.

>> No.16891909

No pls

>> No.16896557

>>16891909
>mean

>> No.16896602

Live in the city because I know I have to survive.

>> No.16897268

>>16896602
Do you have to keep your dream alive?

>> No.16897353
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16897353

>>16897268
Everything is free

>> No.16902522

>>16802900
Flandre is a slut

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