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You get onto a train. The doors shut behind you. These are the passengers. What do you do?

>> No.1680113

Turn to my right and see if there are any empty seats in that direction.

>> No.1680114

Try to derail, become a martyr.

>> No.1680117

start humming day tripper

>> No.1680120

Caution: Those are all men.

>> No.1680121

Break out the magnums and start blasting, because, you know, i just love being that stereotypical loud and rowdy American with guns. BLAM BLAM BITCHES DOHOHOHOHO!

>> No.1680130

i'm one of them

>> No.1680131

would raep the maid

>> No.1680132

I would stay stunned for a second, before turning around and trying to break the window. After realizing the glass is unbreakable, I would run to the end of the cart, trying to get through the door, only to find out the door handle won't move. I turn around to see them walking them all walking slowly towards me, leaving me nowhere left to run. A familiar voice speaks up "welcome, Anonymous, we've been expecting you". I wake up, screaming, covered in sweat and with a pool of semen on my stomach and decide to post about it on 4chan.

>> No.1680133

>>1680130
The Haruhi in the back, right?

>> No.1680135
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>>1680133

>> No.1680152

I cant tell whether they're female or a skinny male.

>> No.1680160

Sit down and look at the floor.

Feel their cold lifeless stares looking at me.

>> No.1680166

>>1680160
Get off at the next station.

Get home and post about it on /jp/.

>> No.1680172

Sit down with my hands on my cheeks and my elbows on my knees.
Not look up until it's all over.

>> No.1680177

Barehandedly beat every single one of them, untill they all die.. Then pile up the bodies and purge them in flames.

While watching the glorious flames, I would rip my shirt open, take a knife and carve kanji meaning "Warrior" on my chest, right on top of my heart.

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