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Best way to get blood

>> No.1678718

That doesn't make any sense. You don't get blood from that, you get silicone.

>> No.1678731
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1678731

I am fairly certain that is not where the Carotid artery is.

>> No.1678743

>>1678711
There is always the menstrual blood. Now I'm thirsty.

>> No.1678761

>>1678743
That's so... dirty from a lady such as yourself.

>> No.1678760
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1678760

Yummy nose bleed.

>> No.1678767

>>1678761

Someone has a lot to learn about common vampires, apparently.

Protip: It's you.

>> No.1678769
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1678769

Om nom nom

>> No.1678774
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>>1678743
>>1678760

Vampires do NOT enjoy the taste of an "oozing" blood flow.

Never from a capillary or minimal wound. Only from the arteries and veins. Drink in time with the heartbeat for best flavor.

Drinking blood from drastic wounds is typically considered messy eating habits.

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>> No.1678787

>>1678774
Remilia had Reimu's menstrual blood as a prelude to sex in some h-doujin, and Remi is known as a messy drinker.

>> No.1678793

>>1678774
Tohno Akiha approves.

>> No.1679105

This thread made me hard

>> No.1679124

>>1678774
Sounds stupid.

>> No.1679137
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1679137

Flandere's a messy eater.

>> No.1679141

>>1679137

I'd let her rip off chunks of my limbs while lapping furiously at the blood spray if you know what I mean.

But only after I jack Kaguya's Hourai Elixir if you know what I mean.

>> No.1679145

>>1679137
Yeah, man, that tea and cake gets everywhere.

>> No.1679155

>>1679145

Well Remilia never taught her eating habits so she tends to spill the tea and mash the cake everywhere.

>> No.1679164

>>1678774
yes and no. The best spot is on the shoulder where that indentation is as the neck mussels come out. basically the four holes above the horizontal line in >>1678731 are in the best spot for feeding (well actually, they are a little high as they are in the mussel and not where the blood will pool at).

>> No.1679183
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>>1679164

Carotid artery here
Subclavian artery is a Brachial plexus-covered jerk

>> No.1679200

>>1679183
you don't want those though. blood will pool in the mussel tissue just fine, won't cause a mess, and will leave your victim alive while you still get enough to be able to feed from.

>> No.1679213
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1679213

>>1679200

You can puncture the Carotid without killing a person (as long as it's above the Common Carotid, at least) as long as you're careful and take proper cleanup measures afterwords.

Besides, we all know that it's the tastiest.

>> No.1679250

>>1679213
psst
theres no difference in the flavor of blood depending on where you get it from.
whether it's from there neck or from there arm, it's still the same blood.

just lettin ya know.

>> No.1679253

>>1679250

Depends on oxygenation and the flavor of the surrounding cells, genius.
Veins and arteries would taste different and skin/fat cells would taste different than organ tissue.

>> No.1679256

VAMPIRE EXPERTS ITT

>> No.1679261
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>>1679256

Just usin' logic to decide where one would optimally drink vast quantities of pure oxygenated blood from.
I'm guessing oxygenated would taste better since it's what all our organs want and all.
And impurities are obviously not wanted (drinking from blood soaked tissue etc.) as vampires are typically not cannibals.

>> No.1679268

>>1679250
>whether it's from there neck or from there arm,
Where neck and where arm?

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>>1679261
>as vampires are typically not cannibals.

Modern, The Vampyre/Dracula-based vampires that is.
Medieval vampyres are synonymous with (modern, not voodoo) zombies anyway.

>> No.1679277

>>1679261 not cannibals
Except for the original Romanian folklore vampires, which were really more cannibalistic rapists whose violent sexual urges are too intense to let them die.

>> No.1679282
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1679282

I HATE THESE GODDAMN VAMPIRES

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