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16785524 No.16785524 [Reply] [Original]

I wonder what kind of book it is

>> No.16785529
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>>16785524

>> No.16785544
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>>16785524

>> No.16785591

>>16785544
>Doremy

Off to a great start.

>> No.16785613

>>16785524
Can we just stay away from arguing whether Aya and crow tengu have wings or not?

>> No.16785632

>>16785613
No.

>> No.16785633

>>16785613
they can retract them whenever they want, thought that was pretty obvious.

>> No.16785762

>霧雨魔理沙公認 魔 女 の ほ う き
>好評発売中!
what marisa is officially slut now?

>> No.16785763

One that's not out yet!

I was thinking of getting the ebook version and ripping it but I probably shouldn't be buying things that I don't need right now.

>> No.16785784

ebook is out
It has 150 pages

>> No.16785812

>>16785784
Eh? It's ~16 USD? That's less than I thought.

I'll buy it, then.

>> No.16785816

>>16785544
smuggest 2hu is smug as always

>> No.16785834
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>>16785784
Either something's wonky or you can buy it now but can't actually read it.

At least with ebookjapan, it's giving a "no DRM" error when I try to read it. First I've ever seen that.

>> No.16785844

>>16785762
I'm pretty sure that pun was intended.
ZUN is not one to shy away from innuendos, and he always had a mastery over puns.

>> No.16785879
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>> No.16785914

>>16785879
HATATE'S TATAS

>> No.16785930

>>16785879
Wolf-ear Momiji, winged aya, busty Hatate. Three /jp/ shitstorms in one picture

>> No.16785944

>>16785762
What are you quoting, and mind explaining the pun?

I'm serious. I can read moon but I don't get the pun.

>> No.16785962
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>can read it on ebj's standalone reader
>can't in a browser
Well this is bullshit.

>> No.16785967

>>16785962
oh, how cute, they don't let me screencap with puush

>> No.16785978

>>16785812
Please post here

>> No.16785980 [DELETED] 

>>16785524
>Alternative Facts

MGGA

>> No.16785997

>>16785978
I literally can't.

I would, but I can't. Not sure what the problem is.

>> No.16786014

>>16785930
So, is there a reason for busty Hatate? Or is it just fanservice?

>> No.16786025

>>16786014
Both. There are a few pages of very large images of the tengu posed provocatively, then you get this page >>16785879

>> No.16786067

>>16785944
ほうき can be:
1. 箒 (broom)
2. 芳紀 (age when a girl is at peak of sexual attractiveness)
So basically Marisa is selling:
1. Witch's broom OR
2. "Witch's Bloom" (which frankly sounds like a JAV title.)

>> No.16786072 [DELETED] 

>>16785980
I get it!

>> No.16786076
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>>16785879
>>16785930

What the hell is happening? Who is doing this?

>> No.16786110

>>16786067
Lewd

>> No.16786111

>>16786025
Ok, but is there a reason, bar fanservice?

>> No.16786117

>>16786111
I could try reading the relevant article but it would be a frustrating experience

>> No.16786157

>>16786014
AFiEU is supposed to a gossip rag type book

>> No.16786160

>>16786157
I hope they shittalk the Underground folks.

>> No.16786199

>>16786160
But when it comes to Yuugi's article "Ah, Oni are pretty amazing ha ha ha...!"

>> No.16786204

>>16786157
So basically "what if /jp/ was in Gensokyo" book. Very cheeky ZUN.

>> No.16786214

>>16786204
inb4 Hecatia's article is about her fashion sense.

>> No.16786250

Anyone have a clear image of the back cover? I wanna see CP's and Hecatia's designs by the CoLA artist.

>> No.16786269

>>16786204
So, Aya and Hatate are going to interrupt each other every time with "Who are you quoting?"?

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>>16786250
Best I have for now

>> No.16786288

>>16786276
Cute boots Hecatia

>> No.16786291

>>16786276
Everyone is going to hate me for this, but:
about time Hecatia got some footwear. I don't like bare feet.

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>>16786276
I flipped it in case you wanted to see CP better

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>>16786157
Oh. Great.

>> No.16786325

>>16786291
She didn't really need shoes, flying around in space and all.

>> No.16786459
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Seiga Yoshika + Marisa JAV

>> No.16786464

>>16786459
Kogasa is there too, looking nervous.

It's a good picture.

>> No.16786473

Urgh. I love print works, I love tengu, I LOVE Aya, but tabloid stuff is the woooooooorst. This book is going to test me, I can tell.

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>>16786464
Oh, good catch. Thought it was Aya's Marisa at first glance.

>> No.16786573

>>16786501
rather than catch, I can see it in the book

But I can't share the book. I'm hoping whatever this DRM issue is just fixes itself with a bit of time. Like maybe it's too early or something.

>> No.16786583

>>16786573
In true ghetto fashion you can take pictures with your phone. Assuming you have a smart phone.

>> No.16786591
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なにこれ

>> No.16786627

>>16786591
Sanny back when she hadn't killed anyone yet

>> No.16786631

The latest CoLA still hasn't been translated, to not talk about the rest

>> No.16786650

>>16786627
Sanae was a modern girl in 2007 but lost to Gensokyou's craziness.
Sumireko is a modern girl in 2017 and will eventually lose to Gensokyou's craziness.
Will another modern girl come in and be corrupted by Gensokyou in 10 years?

>> No.16786653

>>16786650
Sumireko was already weird.

>> No.16786666

>>16786291
Nope, I agree, her design felt incomplete without footwear.
Now, just to add some leggings....

>> No.16786686

>>16786459
Best girl Seiga consistently doing well in the print works.

>> No.16786688 [DELETED] 

Apparently one of the articles is Miko talking about "Illegal Youkai Imigrants" and "Building a Barrier", but it turns out the article is a lie and plagiarization by Aya of an Outside World article and Miko was actually talking about health and longevity.

>> No.16786696

>>16786650
Sumireko was always a chuuni dork to be fair. Probably got it from Renko.

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>>16786688
Once again, fake news. President Toyosatomimi would never say such things

>> No.16786698 [DELETED] 

>>16786688
oh jeez

>> No.16786703

>>16786696
How do you get personality traits from your descendant

>> No.16786710

>>16786591
How long until there's fan art of Sanae's friends?

>> No.16786719

>>16786591
Um, this is, "Sanae-chan", right?

High School Student Miko Disappearance Incident
The whereabouts of a girl who disappeared eight years ago
Collecting Information
Kochiya Sanae-san
Sudden Disappearance

>> No.16786742

>>16786591
>>16786719
That's clearly Azuma Aya, but I don't recognize this.

>> No.16786744 [DELETED] 

>>16786688
I predicted this would happen in the announcement thread

>> No.16786816

Is this shit actually official work?

>> No.16786818
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>>16786583
fine some bits

dara dara reimu

>> No.16786821
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Tsukumo sisters Benben and Not!Benben not forgotten

>> No.16786827
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Banki for Bankifags

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Predicted collaboration: Raiko x Prismrivers

>> No.16786832
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tengu lewds

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>>16786816
yes

>> No.16786836
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baku

>> No.16786841
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gu

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probably not an AV

Done. This isn't everything, just stuff I decided to take a picture of

>> No.16786848

>>16786828
I was waiting for this

>> No.16786859

>>16786828
just missing mystia and kyouko on vocals and we have a full Gensokyo band

>> No.16786867

>>16786827
Nope_but_yep.jpeg

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>>16786688
I was inspired

>> No.16786908

>>16786841
Has Sagume's and Eirin's relationship actually been described in detail? We know that Eirin tutored the Watatsukis and they have distant familial relations, but Sagume's just kind of an other Lunarian higher-up.

>> No.16786933 [DELETED] 

>>16786903
Does ZUN like Trump then? That would make me so happy.

>> No.16786945 [DELETED] 

>>16786933
He doesn't, the aforementioned article was made by Aya to make Miko look bad.

>> No.16786961
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>>16786832
>>16786835
Touhou's purity continues to be corrupted.

>> No.16786969
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>>16786961
Scandalous!

>> No.16786994

So, i guess it's canon now that Tengu journalism is complete bullshit?

>> No.16786998

>>16786843
Is there any Satori in this anon?

>> No.16787002

>>16786994
Welcome to a decade ago

>> No.16787004

>>16786998
No pictures of her, but Koishi is scene in one article along with a few other characters.

>> No.16787007

>>16786994
>now

>>16787004
>scene
seen*, crap

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>>16785879
>>16786835
Why does Momiji have wolf ears and tail?
What's with the inconsistency between offical works?

>> No.16787013

>>16787008
there's another article where she has no ears

whatever, don't try to make this another thread about shit no one sane cares about

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>>16786818
Reimu a snooze snooze~

>> No.16787030

>>16787002
>>16787007
I was mosly saying that because i've seen more than a few people (Mostly Aya fans) who try to create an argument that the only thing that is establised as canon is that Aya exaggerates her articles and that nobody in Gensokyo actually reads her newspaper, but now it's pretty much confirmed that she also lies and apparently plagiarizes content.

>> No.16787038

>>16787030
she talks about she lies in PoFV, the game where she was introduced

She talks about how, when articles aren't interesting enough, she'll make things up.

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Delet this!
Aya is a cute and honest girl!

>> No.16787079

>>16787030
Again, decade ago. Aya's always made stuff up.
It's just not all one way or the other, is the thing. BAiJR and SoPM are legit, AFiEU clearly isn't.

>> No.16787090 [DELETED] 

Fake news

>> No.16787121

>>16786832
>>16786835

Imagine how popular their magazines would be in the village if they regularly had lewds.

>> No.16787131

>>16787121
There's next to no porn in Gensokyo anyway, introduce that to the market and it'll sell like hotcakes.

>> No.16787188

>>16786818
>>16786821
>>16786827
>>16786828
>>16786832
>>16786835
>>16786836
>>16786841
>>16786843
Will you keep posting them?

>> No.16787191

>>16787131
>There's next to no porn in Gensokyo anyway
You don't know that. Kosuzu could be selling fap material under the counter.

>> No.16787213

What is the in-universe context of the contents of this book? Do we know yet?

>> No.16787217

>>16787213
Aya made a book that is basically Gensokyo's equivalent of a celebrity gossip magazine.

>> No.16787218

>>16787188
No, too much of a hassle. If I can rip it that's a different story, but for whatever reason the EBJ browser reader is fucked, and the browser reader's my only means.

>> No.16787237

>>16785879
>>16786832
How come Hatate's hat color is right here, but wrong there?

>> No.16787241

>>16787237
Clearly the artist whose view accords with my personal headcanon drew it right, while all other artists drew it wrong.

>> No.16787254

>>16787241
It's the same picture

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Kill yourself janitor
Go babysit your kuso generals and let the real /jp/sies have some fun!

>> No.16787260

>>16787241
Hatate's hat is purple in official art though

>> No.16787265

>>16787259
fuck off /v/

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>> No.16787277

I want more context of those so called "tengu lewds". I find it hard to believe it's actually in the book. What page is this on? What section?

>> No.16787381
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If this is a gossip magazine, it won't take long now for Aya to write an article about one of the girls getting a boyfriend (Rinnosuke).

>> No.16787394

>>16787381
That's not gonna happen, Rinnosuke.

>> No.16787410

>>16787381
>>16787394
Rinnosuke does have an article, it seems.

>> No.16787412

>>16787410
What's it about?

>> No.16787426

>>16787217
So this isn't Bunbunmaru?

>> No.16787428

>>16787426
It's Aya and Hatate

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>>16787412
/shrug

>>16787277
starts at page 64

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>>16787412

>> No.16787444

>>16787438
Dork

>> No.16787456

>>16787237
She owns more than one hat. One in her personal purple and others the more generic red. I presume she paints the red ones purple or has em custom made.

>>16787444
He's not a Dork. He's a fucking NERD

>> No.16787463

http://www.ebookjapan.jp/ebj/402367/volume1/

Can someone else check this? Click the blue button and continue on until another blue one shows up. Check if it gives you an error about missing DRM.

>> No.16787471

>>16787237
It's purple, the camera on my phone is garbage is all. So >>16785879
it looks like this, when not seen through the lens of a smartphone's camera

>> No.16787473

Did Aya just take lewd shots of herself?

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>>16787438
I want Rinnosuke-san to touch me with his big manly hands.
I love how his ahoge is drooping down too. Why is he so super cute?!

>> No.16787476

>>16787473
Might've been Hatate's bidding.

>> No.16787478

>>16787438
That's actually pretty badass.

>>16787474
Calm down, Sakuya. He's not interested in anything that's not his shop or some weird gadgets.

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>>16787394
Rinnosuke what? I'm pretty sure if stuff like this is getting canonized,
something like fake relationships will come up at some point. That's the nature
of gossip magazine after all. If not, then it won't.

>> No.16787491

>>16787480
Do the Tengu even really know he exists?

And isn't he like Asexual since halfbreeds don't ever have kids.

>> No.16787493

>>16787438
I see something about "VR Goggles"

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>>16787480
Who knows? But I don't think ZUN would do something like that. It'd be interesting to see how ZUN does it though.

>> No.16787502

>>16787491
PRETTY sure he's been interviewed before.

>> No.16787505

Sumireko was in the cover, right? Does she get anything?

>> No.16787507

>>16787505
several things

>> No.16787517

>>16787491
In the sense of this being Japanese mythology, that logic most likely doesn't work. Youkai aren't exactly physical creatures after all, so when one is half youkai, they may not be half-youkai because yo mama got banged by a youkai. It could because of a curse as well. Even then, there's been tales of children whom had a parent that was a fox that could still produce offspring.

>> No.16787520

>>16787517
This's so. Technically Keine's a "half-youkai" because she's a werecow.

>> No.16787522

>>16787502
Rinnosuke has been interviewed by Akyuu. Even then, Tengu are very good at gathering information. It'd be strange if they didn't know he existed. Besides, that article proves it.

>> No.16787552

>>16787520
half-youkai must breed for a perfect gensokyo

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>>16787520
Hakutaku!

>> No.16787605

>>16786832
>>16786835
So the tengu ARE sluts after all.
Even the serious Miji of all people. Wonder if on her own volition or Aya had some way of goading her into it.

>> No.16787615

>>16787605
Extra unrelated material, scrub

>> No.16787626

>>16787615
I don't think so, not that I can read this.

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Slutengu

>> No.16787686

>>16787517
But aren't Kitsune pretty much the sluts of the youkai world?

>> No.16787707

>>16787686
Kind of, sorta, yes. It's what Japanese men always fantasized about.

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>Shinmyoumaru, a rising star of the world of competitive river-rafting, made the switch from Singles to Doubles, where her physique switched from a handicap to an advantage.

>With her partner Wakasagihime, she took home the championship.

>> No.16787770

>>16787742
BIG

SLIMY

FISH

TITTIES

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>Yuyuko's food column: she found out about this popular new dish from the foreigner (Sumireko) and ordered Youmu to make it for her.

>It's a meat bowl of some kind, although Youmu didn't tell her what kind of meat.

>> No.16787801

Is this a one-and-done deal or are we supposed to get more? And if so, how often? Like, FS is monthly, VFiS is once every four months, and so on.

>> No.16787804

>>16787801
I think it would be pretty unlikely to get any more of this for a while. It's been a LOOOONNNG fucking time since the last tengu compilation.

>> No.16787806

>>16787801
It seems more like a sequel to BAiJR, so probably another one after a substantial amount of new characters appear.

>> No.16787819

>>16787730
So that's what they did after LoLK

>> No.16787825

>>16787819
Ringo basically declared she'd stay on Earth and eat food, because she's a lazy fatass.

Seiran, however, is a bit surprising.

>> No.16787833

>>16786696
gave it to, I think you mean.

>> No.16787847

by the way, you guys suck.

>> No.16787854

>>16787191
Her dad could, everytime Kosuzu has a lunchbreak or goes off to visit Akyuu's house.

>> No.16787861

>>16787463
It gives an error about missing DRM for me

>> No.16787862

>>16787854
No.

>> No.16787867

>>16787491
>>16787522
Besides that an unseen tengu threw a newspaper through one of his windows before. And the latest CoLA chapter guest stars Aya and establishes they know each other.

>> No.16787872

>>16787867
Oh yeah I remember that moment

>> No.16787875

>>16787861
That's a "relief". Means it's not just my account or something.

>> No.16787893

>>16787804
>>16787806
So a (sort of) one-and-done deal, then. That's cool, I don't think there is any need of yet another regular publication, the translators are way behind on other stuff as it is.

>> No.16787907

I want Ayaya!

>> No.16787928

>>16787893
Strange Creators Volume 3 as well as some sections from Strange Creators Volume 2... FS chapters, WaHH chapters, man.

>> No.16787952

>>16785879

Are they going to do an H-vid?

>> No.16787961

>>16787893
>>16787928
Life is hard man, I wish I could spend more time on long items

>> No.16788029

>>16786843
Seiga is going to introduce Kogasa to her youkai trafficking program!

>> No.16788181

>>16787893
>>16787928
The manga are caught up, it's the last two issues of the magazine that have problems.

>> No.16788274

What's this about Tenshi and a love consultation

>> No.16788301

>>16787907
*Ay-yai-yai

>> No.16788329

>>16786843
GET THAT WICKED HERMIT AWAY FROM KOGASA

>> No.16788345

Translated interview with Sumireko:

https://pastebin.com/4Q54BeA1

Jesus Christ I can't handle Sumireko's fucking hot takes.

Also looks like Mamizou wasn't just satisfied with Kosuzu and expanded her little girl harem to Sumireko too.

>> No.16788354

>>16788345
>the "masterpieces" of games and anime are just the nostalgia of old men
Garbage. Sumireko is pure garbage.

>> No.16788357

>>16788354
No wonder she has no friends in the outside world

>> No.16788359
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>>16788345
>To be honest, I don't really get it either, but you just have to accept the facts as they are. Isn't that the reporters' motto or something?
What a precious, naive girl.

>> No.16788371

>>16788345
Sumireko is a huge fucking nerd.

>> No.16788382

>>16788345
Maybe Mamizou got the memo that Yukari and Aya were also trying to move in on the Kosuzu cunny and decided to expand her range

>> No.16788390

>>16788382
Sumireko isn't that afraid of youkai, though, and has goddamn psychic powers to defend herself.
If Mamizou tries to move in on the nerd cunny with scare tactics like Kosuzu, she'd just get laughed at.

>> No.16788411

>>16788345
Oh man. Sumi is bringing the heat.

>> No.16788414

>>16788345
So Sumireko is actually telling others in the outside world about Gensokyo and no one gives a shit? Why is this allowed?

>> No.16788415

>>16788390
She's still a teenage girl though, if Mamizou starts grabbing her and getting too close she's going to freak out in embarrassment

>> No.16788420

>>16788414
Well, if some Asian nerd started telling you about how she went to some fantasy land filled with monsters, would you believe her?

>> No.16788422

>>16788414
Because nobody in the outside world grounded by logic and scientific realities will take her seriously, except maybe fanatics, like said at the end of the interview, the only responses she gets are people asking her if she's got screws loose.

>> No.16788436
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16788436

>>16788422
It's literally like people on /pol/ and /x/ talking about time travel, alternate universes, and timelines.

>> No.16788437

>>16788414
Sumireko lives in our world. Assume you go to school with her and you have no knowledge of "Touhou Project"

Imagine you're in high school just trying to survive a social shark tank and this girl in a fedora is going around telling people that she visits a fantasy land of monsters and magic and she's powerful too and it's totally real and things like yamabikos exist and they had a war with the moon

You'd think she was nuts and not give a shit

>> No.16788449

>>16788420
>>16788422
She's still leaking out information about Gensokyo into a public forum in a way where such information could not easily be permanently deleted.

>>16788436
That seems like a fair way to compare it. However, even if the people who believe her are crazy, they could still start researching into Gensokyo or even pass their belief in it onto others.

Only fanatics would believe her, but it doesn't take too many fanatics to start a cult.

>> No.16788454

>>16788414
Start believing what every delusional chunni says at a local high school and see how well that turns out.

>> No.16788456

>>16788437
Touhou as a series doesn't exist in Touhou's version of our world. Maybe there's an equivalent, but that's what's more obvious, right?

>> No.16788462

>>16788449
The Japanese government knows about Gensokyo and actively hides any information about it. Yukari works as a double agent for them.

>> No.16788465

>>16788420
Depends on how cute she is. Definitely not if she looks like Sumireko.

>> No.16788570

>>16788390
Her path in ULiL was basically about how youkai scare the shit out of her

>> No.16788580

No more DRM errors

It'll take me a bit but I'll rip it...After I'm done with this session of Nier.

>> No.16788583
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>>16788345
>the "masterpieces" of games and anime are just the nostalgia of old men
Stupid fucking hipster.

That's why I love you so.

>> No.16788641

>>16788345
Can't wait for /pol/ to steal Sumireko, they deserve her

>> No.16788661

>>16788465
So you wouldn't listen to the insane rants of a cute nerd?

>> No.16788676

>>16787730
Glad they realized the Moon is trash

>> No.16788701

>>16788345
Damn, Sumi needs to stop lurking /v/ because their retarded ideals stuck into her.
And I actually have a similar experience with my little brother taking 4chan seriously and becoming an angsty retard.

>> No.16788706

Hrm.

Well regarding EBJ, there's new problems but it's not as bad as it could be. Ah well.

>> No.16788710

>>16788345
That was a nice read. Thanks.

>> No.16788752

>>16787438
PROMOTIONS

>> No.16788782

>>16788701
I don't think that /v/ was the one coming up with the general feel of dissatisfaction at modern society younger people have

>> No.16788798
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16788798

>Prismrivers announce that they're breaking up over creative differences. Lyrica goes solo.

>> No.16788804
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16788804

got it

Probably better ways to do this but, I am not a clever man

>> No.16788817
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16788817

>The Prismrivers will be missed, but the Tsukumo sisters are gaining their own momentum.

>> No.16788818
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16788818

>Surprise comback by the Prismrivers. Phantom Ensemble 2.0!

>They add a fourth member, Raiko Horikawa on percussion.

>> No.16788836

>>16786836
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GIRL? 90% OF PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD CLAIMED TO HAVE SEEN HER IN THEIR DREAMS

>> No.16788840
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16788840

>>16785544
>>16786836

>> No.16788845

>>16787825
I thought Seiran laments that nobody answer to her backup call. I guess thats a motive to stay around, to no longer used as a canon fodder

>> No.16788850

>>16788818
RAIKO TAIKO

>> No.16788859
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16788859

Pretty

>> No.16788953

>>16788859
I thought that dangle from the lantern was Kasen's arm extended upward.

>> No.16788958
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16788958

I'll so this later, I should be sleepin.

Have the clown and the goddess

>> No.16788960

>>16788958
Would you at least post until the taters part for now

>> No.16788980
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16788980

Anything about Junko in particular?

>> No.16788988

>>16788980
Her son is dead lol

>> No.16788995
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16788995

>>16788988

>> No.16789076

>>16787723
Byakuren feels bad for her!

What a DORK!

>> No.16789094

>>16788980
Doesn't seem like it. Same thing for Seija.

>> No.16789095

>>16788804
What the hell is she doing in the human village?

>> No.16789108

>>16787723
going the full Billy Graham now I see?

>> No.16789118

>>16789095
I think that's just the Lunar Capital

>> No.16789131

>>16786843
zombie can bend her fingers?

>> No.16789141

>>16789131
Seiga and Kogasa likely had to pose them individually.

>>16789095
Going to link up with Reisen in order to go to Eientei

>> No.16789146

>>16788345
>Even when we fought youkai together
wait what.

>> No.16789169
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16789169

>>16788345
>Sumireko: "[...] And in the middle of all this, the social media networks used by students are so afraid of being offending anyone that the whole thing is just one big surveillance tour [...]"

She may be a shitty 2hu, but at least she's pretty damn woke for being asleep. I like this.

>> No.16789229

>>16788798
What the fuck

>> No.16789248

>>16789229
see >>16788818

just a sneaky ghost ruse

>> No.16789249

>>16789229
The band comes back together later (and with a new member! >>16788818)
Pretty much the sisters having a big fight and them splitting up. After it got too heated.

>>16789169
Nah that's not woke at all.

>> No.16789251

>>16789249
>>16789169
>woke
what's this meme.

>> No.16789260
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16789260

>>16785524
http://www101.zippyshare.com/v/mY15dWov/file.html

Alright, it's all up. I'll start dumping.

This page 0 is technically impossible to view on the reader since the cover "connects" with something inside the book.

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>> No.16789263
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>> No.16789265
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>> No.16789268
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>> No.16789270
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16789270

Something about Sumi. There are a lot of somethings about Sumireko in this book.

Also Kasen next >>16788859

>> No.16789272
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16789272

Prismrivers shocking news

And Next Clownpiece/Hecatia >>16788958

>> No.16789273
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16789273

Sumireko again.

>> No.16789274
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16789274

Adventurous little princess, Shinmyoumaru.

The other page is the ToC. You can interact with it. How neat.

>> No.16789277
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16789277

/shrug, but Yukari and Reimu are here

>> No.16789279

>>16789274
she's still tiny?

>> No.16789280
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16789280

>>16789279
The effects of the mallet are never permanent, right?

>> No.16789281
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16789281

Lazy Reimu

>> No.16789282

>>16789280
I could've sworn she had grown back to normal already hence why she doesn't appear in FS anymore.

>> No.16789284
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16789284

>bottom left
Throughout the magazine there are ads from characters. Most ads are from Marisa.

>> No.16789285
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16789285

Kourin. Whatever he's saying it's probably bullshit.

>> No.16789288
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16789288

Tsukumo sisters, Benben and the other one

>>16789282
"Tiny" is her normal. In ULiL she's trying to find out how to become permanently bigger.

>> No.16789290
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>> No.16789292
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16789292

>> No.16789296
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16789296

>> No.16789297
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16789297

Sekibanki!

>> No.16789298
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16789298

Reisen? Probably some moon stuff. Yeah, I see the moon moonrune here.

>> No.16789302
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16789302

rabbits

Tewi

>> No.16789305
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16789305

>> No.16789307
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16789307

The Crown Prince...is being slandered!

>> No.16789310

>>16789307
that finger pose.

>> No.16789312
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16789312

running damage control

>> No.16789313
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16789313

Undergrounders Koishi, Orin, Yuugi...

Clappy with boobs? A fairy with boobs? Ridiculous!

>> No.16789314
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16789314

The Prismrivers return + Raiko

>> No.16789315
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16789315

Happy to see Doremy making herself known.

>> No.16789317
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16789317

Tengu slut Hatate

>> No.16789318
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16789318

some yonkoma

>> No.16789323
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16789323

Agatha Chris Q!?

Cool. That's Akyuu's pseudonym when she writes mysteries, for those under rocks

>> No.16789326
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>> No.16789330
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16789330

'Nother Marisa ad. The tengu lewds begin.

>> No.16789332
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16789332

panties and shit, madness

>> No.16789333

>>16789318
The artist couldn't come up with a more creative design for the tengu than ''longer haired Aya'' and ''non-wolf Momiji''?

>> No.16789335
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>> No.16789337
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16789337

I, too, wonder what the fuck.

>> No.16789338

>>16789285
Good to see he takes care of his beloved iPod.

>> No.16789339

>>16789284
An article about Reimu being lazy? That's pretty lazy of ZUN. In other news water makes you wet.

>> No.16789341
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16789341

Another little manga.

Hey! It's Seija!

>> No.16789343
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>> No.16789344
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>> No.16789346

>>16789285
he's talking about VR.

>> No.16789347
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>> No.16789350
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16789350

Akyuu and Keine, eh?

Trying to inform them ignant ass human villagers?

>> No.16789353
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16789353

DREAMY SWEET

>> No.16789356

>>16789341
what's this manga supposed to be?

>> No.16789357
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16789357

Sagume, not going to the human village I'm pretty sure

>> No.16789358
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16789358

sittin down with Eientei, Eirin surely feeling like she's drinking tea with a wall

>> No.16789361

>>16789353
Why is there so many 4chan memes in this? What the hell is going on?????

>> No.16789364
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16789364

whatever, more rabbits!

Ringo and Seiran

I'm really happy just seeing more Ringo.

>>16789356
I haven't given it a close look actually, so I'm not sure right now.

>> No.16789367
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16789367

Shinmyoumaru and a pair of tits, also called Wakasagihime

>>16789361
What 4chan meme is there?

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>>16789353
Sweet dreams are made of these.

>> No.16789371
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>>16789361
You mean this guy? He's not a 4chan meme.

>> No.16789372
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16789372

Kagerou!

>> No.16789374
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16789374

Kokoro!

>> No.16789377
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16789377

Momiji WITHOUT wolf ears, in the same book where she DID have them.

Either way, someone is frothing at the mouth on /jp/

Oh yeah, and the ropeway.

>> No.16789379

>>16789372
Who are those two other cups for? Whose house is it? Is Kageroo a hoarder? So many questions!

>> No.16789380
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16789380

Tenko. I didn't expect to see Tenshi here.

Also Komachi.

>> No.16789383

>>16789367
There's Trump memes

>> No.16789385
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16789385

Marisa advertising something else. A crystal ball? Readings, maybe?

>> No.16789386

>>16789323
N or M - I presume?

>> No.16789388

>>16789374
I don't see the most important mask...

>> No.16789389
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16789389

More ads. Kappa seaworld showings and what seems to be a recruitment poster for getting more fairy maids at SDM.

I think I see "charisma" in there. That's a lot of kanji, though. You won't get a huge amount of fairies like this, Sakuya.

>> No.16789391
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16789391

Wonder what Kyouko's looking like this for. Lots of music in this book; maybe it's something about her band.

>> No.16789394
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16789394

Horrible person: Seiga Kaku.
Dead person: Yoshika Miyako
Unfortunate bystander who may be roped into sex in the next few moments: Kogasa Tatara

>> No.16789395

>>16789391
Holy hell she looks old.

>> No.16789397
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16789397

MORE

SUMIREKO

This is this >>16788345
so there's your translation

>> No.16789399

>>16789377
Nah man you just accept that she can shape shift! Solves the problem!

>> No.16789401

>>16789395
>>16789391
That's what rocking too hard does to you. Just look at Jack Black.

>> No.16789402
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>> No.16789405
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16789405

Now here's someone I really care about: Heca

It's another long interview.

>> No.16789407

>>16789251
/pol/ shit. Best to ignore.

>> No.16789408

>>16789401
>Just look at Jack Black.
Is that was the caption means by "ブラックすぎる"?

>> No.16789410
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>> No.16789416

>>16789405
Why would you care about a character that has the worst design to come out of the series in this entire decade?

>> No.16789418
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16789418

Not sure what's on either of these pages, but I'm curious about what the heck Orin is advertising.

>> No.16789419

>>16789399
Well, Tengu are said to be able to shapeshift as completely and as fast as changing into a bird or a rabbit just to dodge an attack, so I don't see why not.

>> No.16789420

>>16789416
You mean Miko?

>> No.16789421

>>16788818
Ah, Benben and Yatsuwhoshi became even more irrelevant

>> No.16789422
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>>16789420

>> No.16789425

>>16789422
I'm serious, ZUN even tried to make her interesting by giving her a cape but she's still as unlikable as ever.

>> No.16789429
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>>16789418
>what the heck Orin is advertising
I wonder.

>> No.16789430
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16789430

Hot springs!

Old hag soaking her feet: Yukari Yakumo
Doused Computer: Ran Yakumo
Chen: Chen

>> No.16789432

>>16789418
Visiting Old Hell?

Taking a VISIT TO ORINLAND!!

>> No.16789433
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16789433

As >>16787790 said, Yuyuko and food

Mystery meat, and no Mystia. Recalling IN, and how Kyouko's alone, I think I see where you're going with this.

>> No.16789435

>>16789430
Naked 'hus in an official book? Am I still in a dream?

>> No.16789436
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16789436

...Tablet?

>>16789371
Ah, I thought the face was familiar. That's so stupid, I love it

>> No.16789437

>>16789380
Tenshi with a Burger

THEY KNOW

>> No.16789439

>>16789430
is that future 'backup come storage space' atop Chen there?

>> No.16789440

>>16789335
How often do Momiji's boobs fall out of her shirt?

>> No.16789441
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16789441

more stuff

>>16789416
I'll drop you into hell, dude

>> No.16789446

>>16789341
>>16789343
>>16789344
>>16789347
Someone translate it

>> No.16789447
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16789447

Can you decipher all these newspapers? I sure as hell can't.

>>16789429
I also apparently have bad eyesight.

>> No.16789449

>>16789297
So does she have a neck or not since we've seen her floating it in game without connections and I'm now confused!

>> No.16789450

>>16789337
What's the article about?

>> No.16789453
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16789453

Heca and Clappy are fucking cute.

>> No.16789455
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16789455

I wonder about this since it's the same art again.

>> No.16789457

>>16789356
Probably a doujinshi like the ones in the magazines

>> No.16789458
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>> No.16789461
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16789461

again, a bit of Sumireko back here

>> No.16789462
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16789462

finishing up

>> No.16789464

ZUN is trying so hard to make people give a shit about Sumireko.

Too bad it's failing.

>> No.16789466
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>> No.16789468

>>16789455
HUMAN FIRST

>> No.16789470

>>16789372
>She still has her ears when it's not a fullmoon
what

>> No.16789471

>>16789447
>Czechoslovakia
Now that's interesting, timely-wimely-wise.

>> No.16789473

>>16789457
So uh, are people in Gensokyo able to see it?

>> No.16789474
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>> No.16789476
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>> No.16789477

>Not a trace of Junko

Why must zun torment me like this. This would have been a perfect chance for us to see what she's like when she's not going on a murderspree

>> No.16789479
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16789479

And done, with some art from Genji Asai of what I have to imagine is Hecatia and Clownpiece, in alt outfits as is his MO.

That's all. Overall, it seems like a fun book. Get it yourselves if you haven't, it's cheap.

>> No.16789481

>>16789477
Hopefully she'll show up again, she seemed to want to.

>> No.16789487

>>16789453
I guess the villagers are used to weirdos

>> No.16789489

>>16789397
So it wasn't the latest CoLA chapter?

>> No.16789498

>>16789487
Akyuu's anti-youkai propaganda doesn't seem to work on most villagers.

>> No.16789504

>>16789473
No, I mean the magizen books we got in the latest works, published but not writtwm by ZUN

>> No.16789508

Can someone upload it on mega?

>> No.16789509

>>16789498
Well one of them just looks like a weird Outsider with things hanging off her outfit. The other is just a fairy in gaudy clothes.

That and said fairy's a known fairy by now.

>> No.16789511

Are those advertisements with 2hus supposed to be something canon the characters see or just decorations for the book?

>> No.16789522

>>16789508
Got your back, phamtasmagoria.
mega.nz/#!MZgQ2Dra!n86yXmU4M0x3vLgIawbNxyJfdVyUtc6ThYG5XeGL6h8

>> No.16789523

>>16789498
Nobody pays attention to Akyuu or Keine, both are pretty unpopular because they're considered boring. Maybe if Agatha Chris Q. wrote it they'd listen, but Akyuu just let Mamizou write her next story

Hecka probably just looks like a weird Outsider anyway

>> No.16789538

>>16789511
Canon, I am pretty sure

>> No.16789551

>>16789511
Marisa talks about offering various services in one of the manga.

>> No.16789552

>>16789341
Ah salaryman Reimu my favourite alternate universe.

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>>16789552

>> No.16789560

>>16789511
It's like in BAiJR where those were canon adverts being added.

>> No.16789564

>>16789560
Neat

>> No.16789588

>>16789447
I think they're written in Latvian.

>> No.16789598

>>16789522
Cool, thanks.

>> No.16789684

>>16789479
Man, since we know that Clownpiece only wears those star striped stuffs to piss off the Lunarian, I thought her usual get up is some tacky tshirt ust like her boss.

Either way, thanks for dumping!

>> No.16789723

>>16789372

>Kagerou is organizing a game night at Kourindou's, and they play something called "Are You Human?" based on something the Foreigner (Sumireko) talked about.

>It's essentially Werewolf only backwards: one player is secretly chosen to be the one human in a group of youkai, and the rest try to figure out who it is and eat them.

>It's gotten something of a backlash due to its cynical premise, but players say it's pretty fun and makes them hungry.

>> No.16789740

>>16789380

>On the right we have Tenshi's "Heaven is Lacking Cuisine" article.

>It's all peaches. All the time. Nothing but peaches from here until eternity. They're not bad peaches, great even, but she'd like some variety in her life.

>When she visited Gensokyo she got a taste of meat and sushi for the first time (she implies she was born in heaven) and she craves. So much craving.

>Philosophically, she talks about how the nature of Heaven is to be "satisfied". Not to get what you want, but to be satisfied with what you have.

>Heaven doesn't provide any particular luxuries, everyone who lives there is just satisfied with their lives at all times. Tenshi still finds it crazy that the old man next door still loves peaches so much though.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

>On the left, we have Professor Komachi's death forecast.

>Shinigami aren't required to be present for every single death, but they still need to show up now and then in order to have a presence. So they have vague "death sense" that allows them to know where they need to be at particular times when people will die. And she's conveniently marked them on her map so people can avoid them.

>Less death means more living people and less work for her. Win-Win. Too bad you can't change your fate no matter what.

>> No.16789746

>>16789385

>Madame Marisa's Danmaku Horoscope. Depending on your star sign, she'll recommend a different lucky danmaku to get hit by. Madame Marisa is not liable for damage taken while getting hit by danmaku.

>Taurus: Deva Sign "Knockout in Three Steps" (used by Yuugi Hoshiguma)

>She punches you right in the gut. Normally you'd die, but it's danmaku so you don't. Lucky you.

>> No.16789779

>>16789746
marisa's a nutter.

>> No.16789794

>>16789746
>she punches you right in the gut
How did Space Jin get into a official book?

>> No.16789798

>>16789794
Gut =/= balls.

If it was getting punched in the plums, that would be a different story.

>> No.16789811

>>16789798
Oh. I mistook it with nuts. My bad.

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>>16788859
>>16789270
>>16789273
>>16789397
>>16789461
I'm quite happy she's being given all this attention. Thanks for scanning it all, man.

>>16789489
CoLA is in the Strange Creators of Outer World magazine, not this one.

>> No.16789831

that was a lot less sumireko than I expected.

>> No.16789855

>>16788345
>Reimu talking about how it's best to protect Sumireko in case people discover Gensokyo
>Not saying to her 'Don't tell other people about Gensokyo'
Pretty sure that's at least a bit of BSing.

>> No.16789872

>>16789313
'murrica fuck yeah.

>> No.16789896

>>16789855
But Sumi says she tells people about Gensokyo and they don't believe her, thinking she's just a chuuni (she is). Sounds like an irrelevant extra bit of text that ZUN added for flavour but doesn't actually matter or has hidden connotations for the future.

>> No.16789902

>>16789896
So how bad do you think she gets bullied for being a spaz?

>> No.16789916

>>16786591
>>16786719
>You will never came across your friend that dissapears 10 years ago and she barely aged at all, while you toil your bone everyday in the hypercompetitive company that is failing the market and were firing everyone left and right ust to get by
Its not right. If I was Sanae's friend back then, I'd beg her to smuggle me

>> No.16789917

>>16789896
That's the point.

I mean, there are definitely enough people with stupid belief in the supernatural to believe Sumireko - I myself have some goddamn stupid beliefs, after all - so really all that would need to happen would Sumi would need to post on chink /x/ or some shit about Gensokyo and about a magic spell she learnt while there or something, and eventually after people tested it, it would be discovered that Magic is real.

>> No.16789920

>>16789746
>>16789740
>>16789723
These are great, I love little world building lore bits

>> No.16789940

>>16789917
See the second sentence I made, it's just ZUN adding a bit of flavour text since nothing comes out of it.

Assumptions based on what would happen in the real world doesn't apply to Touhou, hell if anything that was ZUN discarding the possibility of Sumireko telling anyone about Gensokyo would matter at all. It's a literary device at best.

Nobody complains about Akyuu writing about the occult and youkai transformation, despite becoming a youkai being against the rules, cause nobody pays attention to it.

>> No.16789963

>>16789940
So basically what you're saying is that most people in the Touhou universe are idiots and won't test out magic things, even some of the most open people?

Hell, there are people who exist as witches in the modern day world, and identify as witches/wizards. Honestly I would be surprised if absolutely none of Sumi's comments pan out.

After all, as we can see in the future, in Renko and Maribel's time, the earth definitely has a much more spiritually-based culture, and people have some belief in the supernatural and the fact that dreams can take you somewhere where you have never been before - in fact, just read literally the first of the stories in the touhou CD collection. It includes a fairly robust debate about the philosophy of how the world is.

>> No.16789976

>>16789723
>>16789740
>>16789746
good stuff, good stuff

>> No.16789977

>>16789917
This is entirely conjecture, but I doubt that would work. Magic users in Touhou are either born with the ability (which we could suppose Sumi, Maribel and Renko were, given we know nothing about them "acquiring" their abilities), or acquire it through rituals and/or magical artefacts. However, Akyuu's writing strongly implies the latter requires proper surroundings to work, as she notes it is easy to learn magic within Gensokyo (but, presumably, not outside it). Sumireko herself had to seek out Power Spots in order to accomplish her goals in ULiL.

So no, likelihood is, unless a similar natural-born psyker like Sumi read her ramblings, or happened to unknowingly be nearby a Power Spot of some fashion, random schmucks attempting magic in the Outside World would just fail.

>> No.16789979

>>16789817
>scanning
technically ripping, nothing so complex as scanning

>> No.16789985

>>16789977
Sumi and Renko aren;t magic, it's ESP. The power spots had to do with getting into Gensokyo though, yeah.

Maribel is something else.

>> No.16789994

>>16789985
>it's ESP
Which may just be the Outside World's version of magic, as we're more likely to believe "muh brain has unexplored potential" than that actual physics-breaking forces exist.

A rose by any other name. My point stands.

>> No.16790019

>>16789977
I mean, there are probably ways that magic can actually be used even if one wasn't born into it or isn't near a power spot. Also, you can't really trust Akyuu's writing entirely; pertaining to magic, probably not much either. After all, if for some reason an Outsider took a copy of her books to the outside, they wouldn't try and use magic because of that writing. Also, for all we know power spots only really matter very much to Psykers.

>> No.16790234

So if this whole thing is a tabloid, how much of it is made-up or exaggerated?

>> No.16790245

>>16790234
The part about Miko being Gensokyou's Trump

>> No.16790246

>>16790234
100% honest Shameimaru would NEVER lie, how dare you.

>> No.16790254

>>16790234
At the very least, Miko's first article has Aya being lazy and just copying an article she got from outside world (what turns out to be article about Donald Trump) and substituting stuff as they are needed. The second article is what Miko was actually doing, which is her talking about health and longevity.

>> No.16790447

>>16790234
Half truths as usual but it is more exaggerated than usual, think there was a passing mention in a recent FS alluding to this publication that even Aya was embarrassed by how far down the yellow journalism hole she went.

>>16789418
Oh dear. Orinrinland is finally canon!

>> No.16790453

>>16790234
Fake news%

>> No.16790469

>>16789455
SHE'LL MAKE GENSOKYO GREAT AGAIN!

>> No.16790525

>>16789405
>>16789411
>>16789410
Most interesting takeaway is it elaborates a lot more on Hecatia and who she is and why previous materials call her 'one of many goddess'.

Seems that Hecatia's 'goddess' title is but a formality and she isn't actually a official goddess of hell in the strict sense. In fact she is a outsider in hell a lone wolf type of figure and technically a fugitive by current rules.

She as a entity has existed long before hell even was established the current bureaucratic hell is a society formed by the Oni and Yama and Hecatia predates even all of that. But as it stands in terms of the power scale Hecatia is the absolute top dog of the food chain.

The short gist of is there is absolutely nobody powerful enough to apply the rules to Hecatia putting her above everyone else and she gets to do whatever she damn well wants to do. So as it ends up everyone in hell calls her a 'goddess' half out of fear/respect in the sense you might call someone with more seniority 'sir/madam'.

In simplest terms Hecatia's position in hell is kind of like Suika's and the Tengu based Youkai Mountain.

>> No.16790552

>>16790525
Does that mean mentioning Hecatia shuts down powerlevel talks for now?

>> No.16790553

help I downloaded the mega link and now my pc is full of waggysaggy porn

>> No.16790554

>>16790552
no because she's only top dog at the hell she's in, of which there are many.

>> No.16790563

>>16790554
Top dog of all hells.

>> No.16790571

>>16790563
Says who?

>> No.16790572

Is everything in this book canon?
I'm not talking about true or false, but plain canon.

For example there's this thing: >>16789318
Or the lewds or that doujinshi about corporate lives with 2hus.
They're just extras right? They're not actual content of Aya's book that got published in Gensokyo right?

>> No.16790582

>>16790554
Also judging by her comments in the Extra stage she has no idea about how powerful people in Gensokyo are and is shocked when she's defeated.

>> No.16790589

>>16790572
they are fanmade doujinshi like the ones in SDV that had Alice lusting over Marisa.

you can't even take any artwork as canon cause all the artists draw the characters so differently, most noticeably Clownpiece's breasts and Momiji's animal features.

>> No.16790592

>>16790572
Aya actually cancelled the publication of her journal for some reason.

>> No.16790602

>>16790589
>you can't even take any artwork as canon cause all the artists draw the characters so differently, most noticeably Clownpiece's breasts and Momiji's animal features.

Same, but in this case we have plain fanservice images with the tengu trio and an article about them, so even if the artwork was according to the artist's view, it just looked too much.

>>16790592
It looks pretty trashy even for tengu news standards.

>> No.16790626

>>16790552
No. Even if you get everyone agree on who the most powerful is they'll just start arguing over who the second most powerful is.

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>>16790447
>that even Aya was embarrassed by how far down the yellow journalism hole she went.
Not really.

>> No.16791181

>>16789260
Bless your heart

>>16789251
It's being in the know about social issues.
>get woke sheeple, ect

>> No.16791197

>>16789332
>>16789335
Reclining

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>>16789374

>> No.16791277

All of my favorite characters make an appearance. Therefore, it's a good book. Can't wait to actually read it instead of looking at the pictures.

>> No.16791474

>>16790525
So Eiki can just tell her to fuck off?

>> No.16791488

>>16789831
Far too much Sumireko. Keeps showing up. So many pages devoted to the worst character

>>16790589
>Momiji's animal features.
You had me possibly listening about Clownpiece having pads but then you utterly fucked it up.

The MOMIJI HAS NO EARS/AYA HAS NO WINGS shitters are the worst posters on /jp/

>> No.16791490

>>16790525
So she's an overgrown manchild?

>> No.16791492
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>>16791488
Aya has wings but Momiji has no wolf ears or tail

>> No.16791537

>>16791474
>>16791490
She's someone who's lived in Hell since before Eiki's organization moved in and set up an afterlife in it. They work with her because she's too strong to kick out.

>> No.16791546

>>16791488
what are you on? you had some bad experiences with people that know that so you start grouping up everyone that points that out?

Aya does have (seemingly retractable) wings and Momiji doesn't have animal ears, simple as that.

>> No.16791553

>>16791492
There's nothing saying that's Momiji

>> No.16791554

>>16791546
>Momiji doesn't have animal ears
Forgot to mention, because this is 100% a fanmade thing that originated in Pixiv.

>> No.16791563
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16791563

>>16791553

>> No.16791582

>>16791563
Yes, that is Momiji. My point was there was nothing saying the tengu in the other picture was Momiji.

>> No.16791591

>>16790245
Well she is. An idiot who just won't shut up and pushes self destructive beliefs and views.

Unlike idiots of the US, Gensokyo has pretty much told their idiot with awful hair to fuck off.

>> No.16791593

>>16791591
Then why does she have so many followers?

>> No.16791595

>>16791546
Except in the other Touhou manga we keep seeing her WITH ears. Gee it's like the NO EARS shitters are living in their own dreamworld.

>> No.16791597

>>16791582
Nor Momiji or other tengu show wolf ears or tail

>> No.16791606

>>16789395
Look who drew that one. Alison can't draw people for shit. Not sure why they gave the person a page.

>> No.16791608

>>16791595
>Except in the other Touhou manga we keep seeing her WITH ears
You mean an unscripted cameo? And how does that nullify the non-eared examples of better sources like her in-game sprite or the article about her: >>16791563.

Momiji's animal ears are a fanmade meme.

>> No.16791609

>>16791591
>An idiot who just won't shut up and pushes self destructive beliefs and views.
Thought we were talking about Miko, not Byakuren.

>> No.16791612

>>16791591
Miko is a hermit, she doesn't push shit

so, what >>16791609 said

>> No.16791618

>>16791612
Miko evangelizes far harder then Byakuren.

Although Taoist supporters are delusional degenerates.

>> No.16791628

>>16791490
Overpowered + overgrown manchild = living a dream.

>> No.16791629

some of those artists draw porn.

>> No.16791638

>>16791618
not at all, what are you smoking?

>> No.16791652

>>16791618
Weren't you busy ignoring your own subordinates breaking your temple's rules, Byakuren?

>> No.16791655

>>16791488
>MOMIJI HAS NO EARS/AYA HAS NO WINGS
Momiji canonically has no ears.

And if the pictures in AFiEU are any indication, ZUN doesn't want us to believe Aya has wings either.

>> No.16791659

>>16791655
>ZUN doesn't want us to believe Aya has wings either.
Is that why she's been constantly showing them since she first appeared in FS?

>> No.16791673

>>16791655
>>16789332
???

>> No.16791681

>>16791563
Is it just me or is Momiji like 10 times cuter without the ears and tail?

>> No.16791682

>>16791655
literally on the cover

the fact is, he doesn't case; like most people I figure

>> No.16791683

>>16789405
>>16789410
>>16789411

Translation:
http://clarste.tumblr.com/post/158992272051/hecatia-has-a-big-interview
>strangely and specifically political

>> No.16791687

>>16791673
see
>>16790589

that said, Aya does have wings since she had them on her reveal.

>> No.16791689

>>16791683
>Some of the people who still value personal freedom have left to create their own new hells, but they aren’t really relevant.
Sounds like Disgaea,

>> No.16791693

>>16791687
unlike the doujinshi this has an article associated with it

>> No.16791699

>>16791693
so does this one >>16791563, dude, and better yet it's one focused on Momiji.

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>>16791597

>> No.16791703

>>16791699
I don't actually give a shit about the ears/wings thing, I'm just saying this is apparently NOT like those extras in the other books

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>>16791701

>> No.16791710

>>16791703
It's just a fanmade picture added for the sake of illustration, nothing special. Above all else what matters is the fact that Momiji's animal ears were invented by the fanbase, the same one drawing these pictures.

>> No.16791721

>>16791710
I think you're missing how I'm just bringing up that the article and tengu lewds are canon.

Again I don't care about the ears and shit. Anyone who cares about that either was is retarded.

>> No.16791723

I see that Tengu fans are shitting up another thread. I still can't understand how can girl like Aya draw such a people.

>> No.16791726

>>16791683
>using lazy reporters like Aya to spread falsehoods (“hey!” says Aya)
BTFO

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>>16791723

>> No.16791737

>>16791683
>you can’t isolate any society completely, so building a wall or excluding others is pointless.
hoo boy.

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16791738

>>16789307

>> No.16791740

>>16789374
So, what's going on with Kokoro, and why is she trying to make her masks pretty?

>> No.16791745

>>16791683
>Hell is all about freedom so everyone has different ideas. Some want to conquer it, some want to destroy the entire universe, etc etc. It’s Hell.
It really is Disgaea-ish.

>> No.16791747

>>16791723
This has nothing to do with liking the tengu or not though.

>> No.16791770

>>16791683
So Hecatia has staked Gensokyo first and now other baddies can't move in huh.

>> No.16791785

Why is Sumireko so terrible?

We get it, you can go in and out of Gensokyo every time you want, aren't you fucking special?
Now stop forcing yourself down everyone's throat.

>> No.16791787

>>16791726
Reminder that Aya ended up never actually publishing anything in AFiEU, see >>16790656

>> No.16791793

>>16791785
Because she is a fanfiction deviantart tier self-insert.

>> No.16791794

>>16791659
You have to remember that it's not ZUN drawing the manga.

If it was ZUN, she'd have no wings, much like she never has wings when he draws her.

>> No.16791799

>>16791794
The only reason she doesn't have wings in the game portraits is because ZUN can't draw them and/or is too lazy to draw them.

>> No.16791816

>>16791785
we get it, you don't like her

you don't have to keep reposting that

>> No.16791818

>>16791683
Literally Disgaea.

I guess those games are canon to Touhou now.

>> No.16791822
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16791822

>>16791799
t. secondary

Aya doesn't have wings because ZUN doesn't want to give her wings.

>> No.16791829

>>16791822
Case in point /v/, Okuu's wings are hidden behind her cape

>> No.16791839

>>16791818
>>16791689
>>16791745
Haven't played Disgaea. Can you explain similarities?

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16791877

>>16791829
You have a pretty fucked definition of "hidden". Though, what was I expecting from someone who really believes Aya has wings.

Anywho, exhibit B.

>> No.16791885

>>16791877
Not the same type

>> No.16791892
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16791892

>>16791885
>z-zun j-just doesn't know how to d-draw wings
>Uh, yes he does?
>i-it D-DOESN'T C-COUNT
Come on, shotty, you can do better.

>> No.16791902

>>16791892
Who are you quoting?
Also bat wings have nothing to do with crow wings

>> No.16791909

ZUN designs can change, see: Since Double Spoiler Aya's ears now poke out of her hair from how long and pointy they are.

>> No.16791919

>Toyosatamimi no Miko's inauguration speech prompted a whirlpool of debate, dragging everyone in Gensokyo into the roiling waves. Her statements are all extreme, but one cannot deny that some of them hit their mark, which makes them so provocative. Here we present a few of them.

>"Humans have their jobs stolen by illegal youkai immigrants".
"I'm will build a great wall on the border of the Human Village. And I'll make the people with youkai connections pay for it."
"The youkai coming from outside the village, they're no good. They are bringing a mountain of problems with them. Drugs, and diseases, and even XXX. And sometimes there are good ones, I assume, but that's rare."

>Certainly, the Human Village Problem that Gensokyo now faces is serious. If the youkai meddling continues much longer, long-lived humans might disappear altogether from the village. There may be many who feel that this hermit is the one who can fix the situation.

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16791925

>>16791902
Yeah, I think we're done here (for like the eleventh time now).

Really shotty, you can't keep this up forever. You'll have to face the facts eventually. Your waifu doesn't have wings and there's nothing wrong with that, you know?

>>16791909
That's a fair point to make - only problem, you can't prove any change ocurred without a ZUN-drawn picture of Aya that includes wings. Such a thing does not exist. And I just KNOW you have a thousand excuses you will make, but unless you post
>a ZUN-drawn picture of Aya that includes wings
then I'm not going to bother responding any further.

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16791933

>>16791925
>Yeah, I think we're done here
Giving up so soon? How weak

>Your waifu
Excuse me?

>there's nothing wrong with that, you know?
She can clearly hide them at will, Tengu are known shapeshifters

>> No.16791934

>>16791839
It's practically 1:1. Disgaea is about various Hells (though really, they call the worlds netherworlds/makai) wherein the strongest rule. You can make your own or live in another. It's also very silly and everyone dresses weird.

>> No.16791940

>>16791919
And it turned out it was... fake news. Aya literally plagiarized a Trump speech for that story, because she thought the stuff Miko was actually talking about was too boring. There's a retraction later in the book.

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16791945

Is no one else going to question why Doremy is selling pillows? What would she even do with the money?

>> No.16791949

>>16791945
make more pillows

>> No.16791950

>>16791945
more pillows

>> No.16791951

>>16791945
Slakemoth feces doesn't buy itself, y'know?

>> No.16791959

>>16791940
I almost got banned for posting fake news here

>> No.16791963

>>16791945
We have Trump, illegals, mass media and a supporter of open borders. There must be a token jew as well.

>> No.16791967

>>16791919
Someone who once ruled over everything under heaven will make speeches on similarly big scale. The Human Village is boiling with excitement for this figure who declares loud and proud what ordinary fairies cannot say---.

This character, who fairies and humans alike have their eyes fixed on, is Toyosatomimi no Miko (currently a hermit). Maybe it is a habit from her time as a politician, but she has started to make aggressive statements about the critical situation that humans in the village are currently facing. "The reason I was not elected as an official in Gensokyo is that the system is corrupt! From now on as President, I will lead the humans to a better future!"

As you know, although the Human Village is self-governing it does not have a government. And that, she says, it the cause of its devastating misfortunes. The relationship between humans and fairies is approaching a new stage unlike anything seen before.

>> No.16791968

>>16791963
We have Nitori for that.

>> No.16791973

>>16791968
Nitori is a google/apple kind of jew. Doremy is a shadow (dream) jew,

>> No.16791974

>>16791963
>There must be a token jew as well.
The Kappa, their contracts always screw the customer out of their money.

>> No.16791978

>>16791973
What the hell does that even mean?

>> No.16791979

>>16791967
The photo in the article about Toyosatomimi no Miko was not manipulated, but compared to the photo the original article text was unexciting, and in order make it a bit more dramatic and "weekly magazine-like", we ripped off a weekly magazine article about the presidential election in the outside world. As a result, the contents became almost completely invented. In our desire to make the article exciting, we gave in to temptation.

The original text was as follows. As part of an awareness campaign directed towards humans, Toyosatomimi no Miko have been giving regular lectures. The topic of this lecture was "Healthy living for humans explained by a hermit".
When the article talks about "President" it really means "Health President", and her quotes about "youkai" really referred to "very sweet candy".

"Illegal youkai immigrants are stealing our jobs in the Human Village" was "candy is taking over our food". All her other quotes were also talking about how eating too much candy is bad for your health. It was something like, you should store candy in a high place where children can't reach it, but really it was just too boring. In editing the text to make it more exciting and dramatic, we regret to say that changes to the meaning were introduced.

>> No.16791982

Too much pol on my 2hu

>> No.16792024

>>16791979
Miko = Richard Simmons

>> No.16792045

>>16791979
See, this is why Byakuren is more popular than Miko. Byakuren lets you eat candy in peace.

>> No.16792047

>>16789388
>>16789312
HOPE

>> No.16792050

>>16791979
Aya is a liar!

>> No.16792054

>>16792050
A cute liar

>> No.16792060
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>>16792050
Just goes to show who is the superior and far more attractive journalist is.

>> No.16792064

>>16792060
Who?

>> No.16792089

>>16788958
Has Gensokyo already been invaded!?
The invaders' secret conversation caught on camera!

This is not our Gensokyo! ---We imagine many of our countrymen will be uttering such complaints. What you are seeing here is not the Usami X who we have previously written about, but "new forces". On the right is the goddess of hell, Ms Hecatia Lapislazuli, and on the left is the hell-fairy Ms Clownpiece, who is apparently being put to use by that goddess. The two of them have entered Gensokyo and is photo captures the moment they engage in suspicious conversation.

What could their objective here be? Given the overbearing arrogance of hell-people, many say that they probably target Gensokyo for invasion. Surely the sight of these two sneaking into Gensokyo and secretly conversing is proof that the invasion has begun. Our Gensokyo, naïve after so many years of peace, is shortly facing its ruin.

>> No.16792101

>>16792089
>>16789453
"More exciting, more alluring" was the motto when this weekly magazine was produced, but looking at it again, some of the articles are so exaggerated that they could be considered forgeries, and call for a correction. For example, in the article "Has Gensokyo already been invaded!?" this was the original photo. A small part of the photo was cropped, magnified, and used in the article.

The reason was that this lighthearted chat in a busy cafe didn't look like a secret conference between invaders. However, while this method avoids telling outright lies, we now acknowledge that it is a method that invites misunderstandings. Many of the other articles handled photos similarly.

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16792469

>>16789333
The designs are almost as old as Aya, and predate Momiji.

>> No.16792473

>>16792469
Why is she holding her breasts like that?

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16792702

>>16785879

>> No.16793050

>>16791683
>Some of the people who still value personal freedom have left to create their own new hells, but they aren’t really relevant.

This is like my /jp/ spinoff boards!

>> No.16793103

Is the Kokoro AKB48 parody canon or yet another twisted news like the Miko Trump one?

>> No.16793112

>>16789430
>Old Hell’s Geyser is the very latest hot spring, having only emerged a few years back. It’s great for relaxing, easing muscle pain, etc, but be warned: its temperature is literally Hellish. Humans should not stay in for long. And no, we don’t always wear our hats to the bath, it’s just because we were having our picture taken.

>> No.16793119

>>16792045
Byakuren doesn't even let you eat meat though.
Nor drink.

>> No.16793203
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16793203

>>16793119
who cares

>> No.16793269

>>16793203
https://youtu.be/kRbX5yxjUFw

Hijirin will end you.

>> No.16793302

>>16793119
Buddhism is not necessarily vegetarianism though: you can't eat meat of animal killed for the specific purpose of being eaten. If a tree falls on a deer and it kills the deer, you're free to eat it.
It's not about meat per se: it's about taking others' life by force to satiate your hunger.

>> No.16793458

>>16792473
She's jealous of the crow tengu in the background having bigger tits then her... even though one of them is a guy.

>> No.16793460

>>16793302
It's been scientifically proven that plants feel pain so unless you're the luckiest person and everything dies in front of you then you can't keep living without taking others' life

>> No.16793463

>>16791945
Gotta make more pillows man.
Dreamstuff doesn't work in the real world! Turns out REAL MATERIALS cost real money.

>> No.16793467

>>16793458
but they're all flat.

>> No.16793468

Anyone got the Doremy article translated?

>> No.16793471

>>16793467
Exactly.

>> No.16793661

>>16793468
check Clarste's tumblr

>> No.16794218

>>16790572
Stuff like this that is published and written by ZUN is canon, yes.

>> No.16794228

>>16794218
He asked because Strange Creators had doujinshi in it

>> No.16794239

>>16794218
But the doujins aren't obviously.

>> No.16794281

>>16793661
The translation there is very incomplete if not just a sorta summary as a buddy of mine looked at it and the word Gensokyo doesn't even appear in the page. So Guess I'm still waiting for it.

>> No.16794319

>>16791979
So are tengu newspapers literally just Aya and Hatate shitposting?

>> No.16794329

>>16794319
there's a bunch of tengu involved on different newspapers.

>> No.16794709

damn, i'm late.

>> No.16795706
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>>16794709
Haha

>> No.16796394

>>16794228
It's not doujinshi if it's in an official magazine.

It can be a fanwork, unofficial, non-canon, but not doujinshi, but definition.

>> No.16796991

>>16794709
same

oh well, I'm glad to see that all of the /pol/ shitposters have largely fucked back off to their own board. If this was released six months ago this whole thread would have been drowned in /pol/posting

>> No.16798440

How many artists were working on this book?

>> No.16800508

>>16798440
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