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Anonymous Tue Mar 28 13:21:01 2017 No.16781876 [Reply] [Original]

Can we just launch a nuke or a Super Youkai Warhead at the moon to kill all those Lunarians? They act all high and mighty with all of their powers and 'great armies' and advance technology....but as soon as one angry bitch invades they run like sissies and try to invade us to escape from said bitch.

They talk a good game, but push come to shove they're all useless shit that need to be cleansed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 13:32:07 2017 No.16781925 We didn't do anything inherently wrong.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 13:32:52 2017 No.16781927 File: 24 KB, 213x235, kiri_futoshi_ran_angry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16781876 That's enough internet for today, Yukari-sama.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 13:33:25 2017 No.16781929 Like firing Oku on the moon? I'm in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 13:36:08 2017 No.16781948 But I like sagume

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 13:36:40 2017 No.16781951 Won't happen Eirin is a Lunarian and she's a Mary Sue so nothing bad will happen to her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 13:38:10 2017 No.16781959 >>16781927 Ran, where the hell is that sake I told you to bring to me!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 13:43:27 2017 No.16781981 FILTHY DUMB LUNARIAN SCUM

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 18:40:42 2017 No.16783177 File: 895 KB, 1000x550, 1471220527128.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16781929 NUKE THE MOON AND TAKE THEIR PEACHES!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 28 22:46:10 2017 No.16783961 File: 78 KB, 500x376, 1469945635057.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I support this action.

>>	ANON X Tue Mar 28 23:18:04 2017 No.16784055 >>16781876 enjoy your out of control tides here on Earth from now on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 07:03:36 2017 No.16784909 >>16784055 I'm not saying we should physically destroy the moon. Just kill all the fuckers ON the moon.

Anonymous Wed Mar 29 13:19:48 2017 No.16786003
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>>16783177
What's up with this version? Did hatater update it?

It looks a bit cleaner than pic related, but the framerate seems too slow.

What happened? Please respond.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:28:27 2017 No.16788004 >>16786003 I probably accidently threw it into an optimizer when i was downsizing some files. Otherwise i don't know what's up. I probably got it from that original thread on here though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:49:04 2017 No.16788075 >>16786003 The version you posted was interpolated to a higher framerate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 22:56:20 2017 No.16788111 >>16784055 We just want to remove the Lunarians. Then we can have a moonbase and start conquering the stars.

>>	ANON X Wed Mar 29 23:29:31 2017 No.16788237 >>16788111 just had an awful Space 1999 flashback that day that's all. As for tactics, do we try the Yukari approach, direct assault with as many expendable Youkai as possible, or a subtle Trojan Wars option? Is bio warfare an option?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 23:31:21 2017 No.16788244 >>16788237 Just get Junko on your side, I doubt she'll need much convincing to go along with Lunarian Genocide.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 29 23:38:33 2017 No.16788256 File: 13 KB, 350x350, yorihime_service_by_profitshame-d9mhnu1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16781876 Dude chill what the fuck did we ever do to you guys, come on and chill and grab me a beer

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 00:11:46 2017 No.16788322

>>16781876
Lunarians are weak to lifeforce, like fairies. Therefore, we must somehow find a way to attack them with lifeforce. We obviously can't just launch kamehamehas at the Moon, so we have to find a way to somehow harness lifeforce, and manufacture a delivery system that can reach the moon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 00:40:39 2017 No.16788387 Just put Clownpiece back on the moon and find some way to not alert Sagume, Eirin, or the inhabitants of Gensokyo, she was doing a pretty damn good job until Reimu and etc showed up

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 00:52:55 2017 No.16788416 File: 165 KB, 570x400, Snake Eater.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16788387 Tactical Espionage Clownpiece.

>>	ANON X Thu Mar 30 01:47:52 2017 No.16788562 >>16788244 Big drawback using Junko now is this: She is now a known quantity to the Lunarians and that might prove difficult in infiltration.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 02:52:44 2017 No.16788702 >>16781876 Man, what's the deal with you guys who hate lunarians?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 04:27:49 2017 No.16788884 >>16788702 Fuck the moonbitches, man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 04:30:44 2017 No.16788892 >>16788702 Don't worry about it, it's just the exiles and other malcontents. They don't mean much of anything, much less being able to do anything.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 14:41:58 2017 No.16790470 >>16788702 They are a threat to mankind and an obstacle to our conquest of the galaxy. They must be eradicated.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:18:15 2017 No.16790823
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>>16788702
convince pic related that they killed his pet rabbit and are mocking him by looking like rabbits

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:23:26 2017 No.16790835 File: 587 KB, 600x473, HUGE GUTS.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16790823 >Lunarians try to use their purifying weaponry on Doomguy >it fails because he is already made of pure hatred

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:26:09 2017 No.16790845 File: 3.10 MB, 5184x3456, doom_guy_vs_yuuka_by_cosmicangelsephiroth-d4tfpy2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16790835 this gets me thinking, how would doomguy fare against the youkai of gensokyo? would he get his shit kicked in?

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:37:01 2017 No.16790874

>>16790845
If Doomguy has his whole arsenal, including packs like Berserker, and feats from all games, he could stand up to quite a few youkai. He's probably the perfect counter to Hell beings like Clownpiece.
How well would an Unmaker work against youkai anyway?

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:41:48 2017 No.16790886

>>16790845
If we're talking Doom Slayer from the 2016 game, he'd probably find Gensokyo a nice, comfy place. He has the blessing of the Seraphim for enhanced fighting ability, and he even took down The Titan and the Spider Mastermind by himself. He could probably dodge danmaku with no problem.
Although somebody's going to have to stop him from trying to destroy the Scarlet Devil Mansion, and then barging his way into any one of the Hells and fucking shit up there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:42:04 2017 No.16790888 >>16790874 Unmaker would only work on youkai that were related to the occult or hell/demonic shit in general.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:43:29 2017 No.16790890 >>16790888 Reimu's going to have to hide Clownpiece well, or Doomguy might come and destroy the Hakurei Shrine with a BFG just to get to the fairy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:45:24 2017 No.16790897 >>16790890 Not him but is Doomguy even human? He's capable of doing so many inhuman feats that I doubt he is truly mortal anymore.

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:47:02 2017 No.16790903
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>>16781876
I propose we restart Project Pluto, construct a bunch of SLAMs and fly them over the Lunar Capital.
>Nuclear ramjet flying at treetop level
>Sonic booms kill anybody on the ground
>Radiation spewing out from back end
>Also firing a barrage of nuclear missiles

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:47:05 2017 No.16790904 >>16790845 He and Reimu would team up to exterminate youkai and fuck like rabbits

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:49:00 2017 No.16790910

>>16790897
Well, it's not clear if he was born on Argent N'Dur or was an Earthling that went there. But with the blessing of the Seraphim and the ability the use Argent Energy, he's definitely above human. He'd probably become a youkai in Gensokyo once rumors spread about an armored man armed to the teeth screaming about ripping demons apart.
At least, that's only if we go with the latest incarnation of Doomguy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:51:13 2017 No.16790918 >>16790897 Doomslayer seems kind of like a youkai at this point to be honest. He's kind of like Junko probably, pure hate, but for Hell

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:52:11 2017 No.16790922 >>16790823 But since Hecatia is officially an enemy of the Lunarians, and Doomguy is an enemy of Hell, wouldn't that put him on the Moon's side?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:52:38 2017 No.16790925 >>16790918 Doomguy and Junko would get along swimmingly!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:54:18 2017 No.16790929 >>16790925 They both lost their sons and turned to a murderspree to get over their hatred. At least, they'd get along until Doomguy learns that Junko is BFFs with a literal goddess of Hell.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:54:46 2017 No.16790932 File: 1.12 MB, 2507x3541, IMG_4115.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16788702 Yukarin's will be done

Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:58:16 2017 No.16790944

>>16788702
Gensokyo is "home" for pretty much everyone in the series and the moon is "home" the Moon Bitch Sisters and Eirin. Despite lots of people wanting Yukari to get slapped upside the head I think a lot of people would side with her over the sisters

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 30 16:59:19 2017 No.16790946 >>16790944 Also Junko is cool as fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 01:07:16 2017 No.16792592 File: 21 KB, 150x218, 1293459232296.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16790845 They are rage. Brutal, without mercy. But he... He would be worse.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 01:54:54 2017 No.16792676 File: 61 KB, 413x765, 4082264.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16788702 Enforcing their own religious views on other nations is forbidden (Getting salty over Reimu god summoning) Lobotomize moonbitches

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 01:56:12 2017 No.16792680 Remember that doujin where the Watatsukis meet with Obama?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 03:26:29 2017 No.16792868 >>16788702 Just read the summary of Hecatia's interview. The Lunarians are fucking assholes, and they think they're the greatest to boot. I don't agree with any ideology that's like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 04:09:31 2017 No.16792957 >>16792680 Yes We Can!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 04:23:40 2017 No.16793006 File: 87 KB, 721x431, 1485333513944.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16781876 Those cowards couldn't handle two Americans and ran away and hid themselves.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 07:24:45 2017 No.16793363 >>16790922 Oh shit, now we have to deal with both Lunarians and Doomguy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 08:01:41 2017 No.16793454 >>16792868 So they're fucking Zekes? Gas the Colonies, SPACE WAR NOW

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 09:55:14 2017 No.16793921 >>16793006 Moon Rabbits != "Lunarians" They are, however, total cowards.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 12:03:51 2017 No.16794546 >>16793363 He'd turn against the Lunarians if they tried anything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 13:26:20 2017 No.16794848 File: 189 KB, 500x400, 1478244748033.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16793921

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 14:57:50 2017 No.16795286 >>16781927 Daily reminder than Yukari staged the youkai lunar invasion as a means to make the youkai understand their place in the world and not get overconfident, causing a social upheaval that could only end in disaster anyway.

Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:36:09 2017 No.16796092

>>16781876
Just give every man in Detroit two gats and sum clips and send them there.

See, impurity (death and whatnot) is harmful to deities (and thus lunarians).
What is not killed in the conflict is forced to give succ to death and those who don't die of giving succ die of impurity-derived AIDS

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 31 17:39:47 2017 No.16796106 Moonfaggots need to be strung up and hung.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 1 13:31:31 2017 No.16800309 File: 514 KB, 221x231, 1488517896529.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Those who invade Gensokyo with a military force cannot be forgiven

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 2 04:12:20 2017 No.16803856 File: 64 KB, 900x506, Exterminatus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16781876 Yeah - http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Virus_bomb

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 03:41:12 2017 No.16808846 Since they're weak to life force, can't we just kill them by cumming on their faces?

Anonymous Mon Apr 3 03:46:29 2017 No.16808849

>>16800309
A Lunarian invasion of Gensokyo would be extremely risky for them as well, since if they touch Earth they will immediately get impurified and introduced to life and death. And what does Gensokyo have? A ghost who can instantly kill anyone.
Of course, that's why they have machines and rabbits to wipe out any resistance before they actually step onto the impure ground.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 03:48:22 2017 No.16808855 >>16792868 So they're Americans?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 03:57:03 2017 No.16808873 >>16808855 But they really fucking hate the Americans.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 04:12:55 2017 No.16808884 >>16808873 Two groups of assholes who think they're the greatest are not likely to get along.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 10:05:23 2017 No.16809610 >>16808855 They're sometimes Americans and sometimes Chinese.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 10:23:38 2017 No.16809666 >>16788256 no

Anonymous Tue Apr 4 15:19:56 2017 No.16815417

>>16790845
Anyone with high-concept powers will dick on him, but he'd be pretty great against most of the setting.
That is, of course, assuming they aren't playing by the Spell Card rules. With danmaku and spell cards he wouldn't be that great, his hitbox is larger than a pixel.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 15:20:58 2017 No.16815423 >>16790925 Junko sided with Hell just to fulfill her grudge, Doomguy would rip her apart before tearing Hell to shreds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:42:52 2017 No.16821660 >>16808849 Except the rabbits get wrecked immediately by even a regular human with magic stuff and the machines weren't very good

>>	rotting Thu Apr 6 00:08:22 2017 No.16821717 File: 989 KB, 400x222, image macro.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Let's call Piccolo and get him to blow up the moon.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:23:53 2017 No.16821753

>>16808849
Do the Lunarians even know about Yuyuko? Sure, she met the Eientei gang, but they didn't know WHO she is. Unless Eirin found out some other way, which I doubt since Yuyuko doesn't really talk about or use her power that much, it's impossible that Lunarian intelligence would know about her.
But if they Lunarians start shoving their dick into Gensokyo and Yukari wants them gone, she could just ask her friend for a genocide.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:37:02 2017 No.16822458 >>16815417 >he wouldn't be that great, his hitbox is larger than a pixel. I did just have the silly idea of Bane trying to dominate Gensokyo by force. But he can't, of course, because he's too big.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:03:51 2017 No.16822611 >>16822458 For you

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:51:15 2017 No.16823292 >>16822611 Well congratulations, you ran out of lives. What's the next step of your master plan?

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:31:56 2017 No.16825243
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>>16808855
Look at Japanese art from when Japan got opened up.
The Dutch and Portuguese get drawn like regular people but Americans are drawn as oni and tengu.

If Shou can be born from the stories of tigers I wonder if there is a American youkai wandering around.

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