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Sup, /jp/, I finally done did it. After several exposures to otaku culture, she's now interested in anime like My Neighbor Totoro and One Piece, manga like Yotsuba&! and Case Closed, she constantly watches NHK World, prefers sub to dub, buys instant ramen and freezer wontons, and can barely say Itadakimasu.

Ask me anything except her breast size and panty color, she's not into pervert culture.

>> No.16764196

Let me meet your mom, she'll be on pervy stuff in no time.

>> No.16764207

>>16764169
your mom sounds cute as heck
let me talk with her

>> No.16764213

does she like 2hus?

>> No.16764219

>>16764169
How old is she?
Is she a cute milf?
What's her phone number?

>> No.16764237
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>> No.16764239

are you that guy who kept talking about how his mother said she wanted to cosplay as mamizou

>> No.16764247

Won't be too long until you're banging her now...

>> No.16764251

hello i would like to apply to fuck you're mom

>> No.16764257

I sometimes think about introducing jdramas or something to my mom. (ama-chan or something)
She would probably be interested.
Also this would bring her closer to the country I am going to live in the future.
Then I remember that there aren't really any german or russian subs for them, so she won't understand shit.

>> No.16764266

I don't understand this board

>> No.16764268

>>16764169
Fuck her, mate.

>> No.16764275

>>16764266
good

>> No.16764278

>>16764257
On a second note, I don't know if she would understand the whole idol thing in ama-chan at all.
Although I think the wish of wanting to be something akin to an idol would resonate deeply with her.

>> No.16764373

make her watch aikatsu and puripara

>> No.16764386

Please tell me about your mama-san!

>> No.16764441
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16764441

I guess she won't be your mom for long.

>> No.16764455

>>16764169
congrats man

>> No.16764461

>>16764237
This.

I wish I could fuck my mom.

>> No.16764475

>>16764441
WHAT DID HE MEAN

>> No.16764478

Have you shown her the beautiful world of waifus yet?

>> No.16764482

What happens if you did this to your father and little sister? It start out with some simple YuGiOh! But it went on to stuff like Ika Musume and Nichijou. What do I show them that won't offend the dad while entertaining the imouto?

>> No.16764492

>>16764169
that's nice

in my case it was even more retarded - it was my mom who got me hooked on chinese cartoons, she started with Saint Seya and Gundam back in the day, but really got into da weeb life with Inuyasha and Ranma
she rents a whole bus to take her students to anime conventions even, it's kinda cringy but she's treated like a savior among those 11 year olds
I wish I could make a lame fic with a dumb title like My Mom Can't Be This Weeb or shit but she ain't a MILF

>> No.16764519

>>16764169
This is one of the rarer moment where "I'd fuck your mom" is actually sincere.

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>>16764169
Do you want another little brother or sister?

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>happy birthday anon
>close your eyes anon
>okay now...
>open them
>surprise!
>i had a surgery!
>i now have a futa dick!

Please tell me this is next.
I would do literally anything to have your life.

>> No.16764565

>>16764552
> botched circumcision
the jews did this

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