Monster Girl Thread

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Monster girl companions for adventuring are the best.

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[Anonymous No.]

Cute waifus looking cute!

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Moths are loev. Maids a shit.

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>>16759849
Performing gatai with your monster girl companions to overcome great foes!

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>>16759859
This guy gets it.

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See that girl in the background? She's a big girl. She's horny and in love. Sharks a best.

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>>16759853
How are wolfus so perfect?

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>>16759874
But that's a jackal.

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Reminder
Monstergirls will ditch you for handsome knights

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>>16759879
How are canidae girls so perfect?

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>>16759882
Good thing I'm a dashing rogue.

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>>16759883
They're a man's best friend. They evolved side-by-side with us.

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>>16759884
>Not a charming bard
Step up your game son.

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>>16759910
Bards are dumb.

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>>16759882
Good thing I am the handsome knight.

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>>16759915
Rogues are assholes.

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>>16759922
>Nyohoho! Your boyfriend's first kiss wasn't with you, it was with I, Mantis!
Indeed.

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>>16759926
>MG rogues stealing the first kiss of men
They need to be stopped or dicked into submission.

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>first reply to the thread is Anubis, god of death
>thread is dead
That's lame.

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>>16759982
Maybe someone should throw some styx for her so she'll cheer up and not be so grim?

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>>16759982
This is why you need to keep anubis happy.
I still want a riddle cat more tho.

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>>16759991
That's it. I'm done with you Charon.

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>>16759998
What's wrong, don't have a funny bone, or are you just rolling in your grave?

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>>16760008
My sides were unable to return to the earth and eventually stopped thinking.

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>>16759882
Doesn't mean you can't get some fucks from them. That's still 1-0 for MGs.

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>>16759874
It's a mystery. They just are.

>>16759879
What?

>>16759853
Very cute waifu with beautiful eyes!

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>>16759882
Not if I love them enough!

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>>16760027
>What?
Well I always assumed it was a jackal.

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>>16760033
I thought she was a dog?

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>>16760042
Someone please help, what is Anubis?

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>>16760045
A miserable little pile of wan wan

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>>16760051
Target acquired.

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>>16760051
Only less miserable if you let her wans be your reason for being.
That and bellyrubs. Shameful, arousing bellyrubs.

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>>16759882
But it's not true, right?

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>>16760051
I'm ganna make her a happy pile of wan wan!

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>>16760055
Don't forget scratches behind the ears, or tail brushing!

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>>16760045
>Anubis (/əˈnuːbᵻs/ or /əˈnjuːbᵻs/;[2] Ancient Greek: Ἄνουβις) or Anpu is the Greek name of a god associated with mummification and the afterlife in ancient Egyptian religion, usually depicted as a canine or a man with a canine head. Archeologists identified the sacred animal of Anubis as an Egyptian canid, that at the time was called the golden jackal, but recent genetic testing has caused the Egyptian animals to be reclassified as the African golden wolf.[3][4][5][6]

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>>16760079
So she is a wolf after all?

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>>16760079
So they are wolfus. Huh.

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>>16760079
Oh so she's a jackal? Going to call my waifu a Chte Schedule Jackal then!

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>>16760081
>>16760082
>>16760083
It seems like it was reclassified as a wolf in 2015, so that's pretty recent. It'll be a long time before the typical person drops the jackal in favor of the wolf, so I can see a monster girl Anubis getting angry and frustrated when everyone keeps referring to her as a jackal.

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>>16760094
Is this how you bully the schedule dog?

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>>16759849
A setting with both friendly monstergirls and hostile normal monsters is the best setting

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>>16760094
Or how about one that is proud of being a Jackal but is all pissy about being reclassified as a wolf? Would be really easy to bully her with that.

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>>16760094
I want to give an Anubis lots of headpats after she vents about bullies calling her a jackal!

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>>16760116
Poor Anubis being taunted by the Fox down the road about her losing her special status!

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>>16760111
My personal setting is like this, there's also a few that fall into grey areas.

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>>16760111
Aye, so you could get 'dat delicious Bad End where you've been gravely wounded while your waifu beat into submission and is getting pounded by monster cock on your watering eyes, amirite? Profound tastes right there.

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>>16760177
And then there is this faggot.

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>>16760181
Hi.

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>>16760177
No one said anything about monster boys you faggot.

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>>16759853
Truly, nothing in this world is finer.

There is, however, the matter of cute daughterus looking cute.

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>>16759882
>>16760062
A monster girl who has taken you as a lover isn't going to abandon you. She becomes physically incapable of doing so because they get hooked on your essence. And when they get addicted to your essence, the essence of other men become disgusting to the point that it makes them ill if they were to attempt to consume it. This is why a monster girl would never cuck you.

However, if a monster girl hasn't taken you as a lover, and say you've only screwed her once or twice, it isn't a guarantee that she's going to stay with you. It's only by prolonged coupling will she be completely unable to leave you. Monster girls have standards and preferences in the men they choose, just like you would have standards and preferences in the women you choose. The more powerful and/or higher ranking monster girls have been stated to go after more powerful men, species like dragons, baphomets, lilims, and whatnot. So if you were to encounter one, yeah there's a good chance she'll ditch you for a better guy, as you were nothing more than a quick meal for her. It's the average and lower ranking species that are far more likely to pick a man who is average or below average, but that doesn't mean it's impossible for a higher ranking monster girl to go after a weaker man; weaker or unappealing men could be her kink.

If anything, it's the less appealing guys who are more likely to get tossed around from girl to girl until they become an incubus (which makes you irresistible to most monster girls), and it's the more appealing and stronger men who will be picked up right away by the first girl they meet.

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>>16760079
>>16760081
>>16760082
>>16760083
>>16760094
I think you could kind of say "Both".

Anubis, both the deity and derivative MG, is traditionally considered to be a "Jackal", even if recent scientific inquiry finds the most likely animal inspiration to have in fact been a wolf. The fact of the matter is less important than the spirit of intent, but can still be considered for certain purposes.

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>>16760201
>rationalizing it this fucking much

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>>16760188
Not him, but do you care to clarify what you meant my MGs and hostile monsters then?

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>>16760218
I'm not really rationalizing it. It's just what the encyclopedia basically states.

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>>16760201
That doesn't really make any sense considering the way a man looks and is built literally doesn't matter.

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What centaur race would be the best at centaur races?

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>>16760249
I don't really know my horses, I would just dick them.

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>>16760241
What you look like does matter though. Monster girls, like anyone else, have preferences: short, tall, weak, strong, young, and old. It's only when you become an incubus that it doesn't matter as much. Because it's at that point that you have so much more essence and its of a much higher quality, that it makes you irresistible for most monster girls. It's the amount and quality of your essence that's one of the more important things to them, but to say that looks or body type don't matter at all is not true for most monster girls.

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>>16760230
I assumed he meant hostile monster girls in addition to friendly ones.

Even if he didn't, that's fine. MGE has demon realm beats for men to hunt with their waifus for example.

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>>16760282
>Confirmed for not knowing the setting
Sorry, your cuck fantasies won't fly in MGE. Mamono mana will literally change every aspect of you to your waifu's preference.

Chubby, slim, ripped, obese. All men are clay before mamono mana, and there is literally no reason to pick any one man over another. you could be the scrawniest of jews, but if your waifu wants a purebred aryan adonis, give it something like, what, a month or two? Do we know how fast mamono mana works?

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>>16760300
I don't like demon realm beasts. Considering the nature of the magic that corrupted them, there's literally no reason for them to not be out there raping MGs and humans.

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>>16760308
But they don't do that and it's for the best.

Something to hunt for sport and food or maybe you can get a cool mount.

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>>16760302
'Very gradually'
Unless they're a very high powered monster
I always thought an average would be more in the span of a year from 'no incubus at all' to 'full waifu's preference two gallon scrotum 16 inch dick'
So in that ballpark

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>>16760302
It's not a cuck fantasy. I said above >>16760201 that they would never cuck you.

Mamano mana can change you from being being fat to a healthy weight and whatnot. But your overall appearance isn't going to change. People will still be able to completely recognize you from before and after your incubus transformation. The only thing I could think of that can completely transform your entire appearance would be some other spells that might have been created, but there's no confirmation of that yet, but it's very likely they exist.

The rate at which mamano mana transforms you into an incubus varies by race. It usually takes a long time, months or years even for lesser races. But for a lilim, it's been stated it takes place as soon as she finishes screwing you for the first time.

I think it's you who doesn't know the setting that well. Go back and read some of the profiles, KC's interviews, or the actual setting info. You'll see that monster girls do indeed have preferences. But again, just because they have preferences doesn't mean they can't be bypassed in one way or another.

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>>16760308
But you see anon, mamono mana makes them nor rape.

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>>16760328
>>16760332
But will they recognize your cock, cumpump?

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>>16760209
Moreover the fact remains that even if the golden wolf is genetically closer to a wolf, it still closely resembles jackals (hence why it was considered one for so long).

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I would marry a spider, would you?

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>>16760308
They are no doubt lusty creatures, but they are also animals, and thus they consider other animals of the same species as the targets for their lust.

Recall that a major aspect of the change from monsters to monster girls is that they instinctually consider human males to be males of their own species. This is specific to monster girls though, it doesn't cause animals to think this way (outside of unusual circumstances).

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>>16760336
Hey, I was just answering the gradual question it's way too early in the morning where I am to argue about something
Lets talk about impaling JubJubs or P'Orcs or shortstack Dark Mages on our meatshafts instead

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>>16760328
There's nothing to support the idea that you need to be an incubus for the changes to take place though.

>>16760332
>But your overall appearance isn't going to change.
You're going to start having to provide sources, I'm remembering entirely conflicting information about mamono mana shaping you to your waifu's preference and vise versa.

The only preference present in MGE is strength for the militaristic girls. There is abolutely nothing about your looks or your body. In fact the setting information explicitly states
>First, it is purported that the looks almost don't change at all compared to when one was human. Monsters don't care very much about the attractiveness of a man's face, so in most cases there are no changes whatsoever. The body changes to become more healthy and durable so that it's convenient for sex, but it's rare for the appearance to change greatly other than that.

A rare exception occurs and the appearance greatly changes in the case of those who are too feeble or fat, and their form will be vastly improved so that it's convenient to have sex with monsters. Also, in the case of those who are so old that it's a hindrance to sex, they will also be rejuvenated.

Though in that same quote, it refutes what I'm taking about in terms of the change, So I have to wonder where the conflict lies. Maybe in a Q&A somewhere, or some old setting info

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>>16760332
Recognizable yes, and in most cases the man's appearance changes very little. However, I do think the confirmed change in apparent age that can happen if a monster has a fetish for shotas and such could be considered a pretty drastic change.

That is, if you look at yourself when you were 14 and compare it to when you were 40 you may be recognizable but you'll still look pretty different.

Course, I would think most monsters with such preferences would usually end up with men who already look the age they want.

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>>16760349
>So I have to wonder where the conflict lies
At this point it doesn't matter. You can go with what you feel like it should be considering that KC constantly contradicts himself.

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>>16760363
Well you're the one making assertions. So if it doesn't matter, why force it down peoples throats.

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Distract the small ones with fruit!

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>>16759578
An easier solution than that though is one that is supported by the setting. That is that monsters (and incubi) have such powerful immune systems and healing abilities that sterilization spells would likely not be needed. Recall they are stated to be higher lifeforms, to an extent that animals will instinctually not attack them (save for self defense).

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>>16760365
I'm not the anon that's been doing the posting earlier. I just decided to throw my hat into the ring.
Forgot to say "Not him, but:".

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>>16760342
Yes, I'm a slut for spiders.

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>>16760363
There isn't really a contradiction here though, it states that usually incubi don't change much, then lists changes that do occur, then lists exceptions where more drastic changes occur. That such changes usually don't occur doesn't mean they shouldn't be addressed.

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>>16760342
Nay.

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>>16760079
>Anubis was supposed to be a wolf and not a jackal
This is almost as bad as Pluto losing it's planet status.

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Just got done with a breakfast of leftover roast salmon and homemade vegetable stew that I threw together after my morning lift.
Remember brothers: healthy body, healthy spirit.
You don't want to be unable to keep up your end of the bargain when that cute Tanuki makes you an offer you can't refuse.

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>>16760373
The easiest solution is to just let the wizards have their mass destruction spells

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Get a random monstergirl here: http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

Reply with results and whether or not you'd waifu.

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>>16760201
Ok I know this has decended into an argument. But I'd just like to say, for some species it's hard to tell if they're rare or not. And I accept that it may be a bit of canon in that MGs go after the best man they can, I guess.

So just for reference, are Anubi rare girls?

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>>16760420
Comiket.

Totally.

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>>16760420
>Kunoichi
Yes, but only if she's one of the good ones.
Hinata or something.

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>>16760420
At least put some effort into a interesting scenario anon, lots of us already have waifus.

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>>16760420
>Dark Valkyrie
Yes, 100% times yes.

More fallen god followers when?

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>>16760430
Nah brah, we gotta have "roll and then post the result and do nothing interesting with it" games every thread. It's tradition.

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>>16760420
>Harpy
Probably not, she can't scratch my need to be put in a collar and treated like a precious pet.

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>>16760420
>Mershark
That's not a spider.

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>>16760420
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
what unholy abomination is this and how did it get into the rolling system?
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/FutaMuffin_/_Pawfection

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>>16760420
>Dhampir
They're pretty hot and neat as well. Would be a sexy vampire hunter with one.

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>>16760371
Distract little Wendigos with cooked meat and dvd copies of Hell's Kitchen

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>>16760420
>Apophis
That's quite a far step away form my Kobold waifu, but if her personality and interests and fetishes and body type were all the same I guess I would if that were my only option.

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>>16760420
>>16760452
This is why you add the "in category: Mamono" addendum.

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>>16760464
I'll take that grape snake off your hands. I really want one in my life. I'm a sucker for being pampered.

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>>16760472
I mean, if you've got some way to give my my perfect Kobold waifu instead, you can absolutely have her.

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>>16760430
Okay.

You move to a new city to attend a prestigious private school. The bus pulled up around seven or eight PM, and you've spent three hours wandering around, trying to find the apartment you'll be staying in. The city is quiet, and the air cools rapidly with the coming night. Finally, your cell phone connects to the data network long enough for Gooble Maps to work, and you find it. It's smaller than you were expecting. You climb the stairs to the second floor, and find the door that reads "203 A", just like the key in your pocket.
The apartment is quiet and painfully empty, with your three boxes sitting unopened in the largest of three small rooms. At least you don't have much to put away. You heft the one helpfully labeled "clothes + misc" to your room, and dig out a pile of shirts and hangers. You open up your closet to put them away, but lurking inside you find...
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

How loudly do you scream? How quickly do you run away? How hard do you throw the armful of button-up white shirts and hangers at it?

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>>16760201
Atleast we can play the waifu card. That's what lets me sleep at night.

Guess this stuff is only really a problem for waifuless anons and anons seeking just a fuck.

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>>16760487
>Bastet hiding in my closet
Oh dear god she knows I like cats!

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>>16760487
>Nightmare

Must be a big closet. I'd probably freak my shit and run just because of how demonic she looks.

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>>16760487
Seriously, use
http://mgewiki.com/w/Special:RandomInCategory/Monster_Girls
instead.

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>>16760349
I personally can't recall or remember reading anything that states that the transformation into an incubus can have great changes, other than what you posted about being too fat or too old for sex. The earliest information about the transformation into an incubus comes from the first encyclopedia, and it says:

Transformation into an incubus mainly occurs when a man continues to have sex with a monster, continuously receiving her mamono mana in his body. After becoming an incubus, their physical appearance hardly changes at all from when they were human; however, they gain vigor and lust like that of a monster, far exceeding that of a human.

It also mentions that your lifespan will match your wife's and that the volume and quality of your mana increase.
http://www.monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=817

The first world guide goes into the incubus transformation even more, but it doesn't contradict what is stated in the first encyclopedia.

Monsterization for women is very rapid however and changes their appearance greatly, so maybe that's where you got that idea? I'm not sure.

In terms preferences, the ones I can think of off the top of my head that explicitly state they like superior men are baphomets. Than like you said, the militaristic girls like lizardmen and salamaders prefer men with a great deal of strength. Unicorns prefer to go after guys who are virgins, and youko like men who are in positions of power or are wealthy. I'm sure if I spent the time going through each profile, I would find even more. But in many of them, they tend to say when they find a guy that they like, they'll.......... This implies that they have preferences.

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>>16760502
>http://mgewiki.com/w/Special:RandomInCategory/Monster_Girls
Thanks, I definitely will from now on.

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>>16760487
Oh hey neat, he actually did it. Good man, anonymous.

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>>16760487
>Nurarihyon
God fucking dammit fucking squatters.

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>>16760487
>dragon
Why the fuck is something so powerful squatting in my closet?

Anyway I don't think I'd scream or run. I'd be a little shocked but I'd let her stay if she wanted to, even if my heart was racing and something in the back of my mind was telling me to jump on her.

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How rought/merciless is your waifu is shes on heat or hasnt had snuggles for a long time?

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>>16760524
Pretty rough, but the more she cums the gentler she becomes.

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>>16760532
what about cumming inside her instead?

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>>16760536
That help out quite a bit too. If I keep up with her until the end she gets mushy and extremelly satisfied.

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>>16760460
>Hell's Kitchen
Wendigos like Daredevil?

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>>16760504
A little off topic, but ti should be noted that regarding youko preferences the youko book profile implies that the old youko profile was mistranslated (it was an old profile translated by an anonymous source, and so many ended up with errors).

That is rather than stating they tend to go for men with status, its rather that having a youko as a wife tends to enable their husband to gain high status thanks to the power she gives him.

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>>16760523
>Why the fuck is something so powerful squatting in my closet?
There's no time to explain, just grab her by the hips and pound away!

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>>16760487
>You move to a new city to attend a prestigious private school.
I'm 30, am I teaching? It'd be weird otherwise.

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>>16760524
She's very pushy about it and won't take no for an answer but she tries not to let on that it's her who needs it.

Lines such as "you haven't came in such a long while, let me help you" are common as she's pulling down my pants and attending to my manhood but by the time we're half way through the sex itself she completely loses herself to the pleasure and goes all out with the rough sex, complaining about how it's been so long since she's had this.

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>>16760487
>Bicorn
That's a big closet. I shout out OHHH MYYY GODD as loudly and Japanesey as I can, slam the doors shut and hide under the bed. Hopefully I won't end up with a harem now.

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>>16760487
>Griffon

I am as good as raped. I would however be surprised to see her personality do a complete 180 mid coitus however.

She must have hidden some mystical trinket inside that closet. I think that would be the start of some magical journey.

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>>16760579
Plot twist: that closet IS the mystical trinket.

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Do all Dragons have a hoard of gold and jewelry or is their "treasure" whatever they want? If so, what be some unusual hoards?

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>>16760561
I wouldn't mind turning her into a female lizard who lives in my apartment and uses sex as a way to pay me for letting her stay.

Plus she might look cute in one of my white shirts if I cut holes in it for the wings.

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>>16760585
smelly boxers

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>>16760585
Rare plants.

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>>16760585
Stubs for the tickets to every movie you ever took her to see.

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>>16760487
>art fairy

But I'm studying medicine!

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>>16760600
Turn deceased flesh into art, you might land a date with one of the Midorikawa sisters.

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>>16760487
>Yeti
That doesn't even make any sense! Im in the middle of the Sonoran Desert. What is she doing?

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>>16760614
Despite what Aladdin would have us believe, desert nights are cold.

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Friendly reminder that spanking is not an effective punishment for monstergirl children. It is too sexual and therefore more reward than punishment.

I repeat, do not spank the lolis.

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>>16760487
>lamia
I'm actually afraid of snakes. I'd probably run out as fast as I can if I don't faint

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>>16760623
But what if the lolis are for sexual?

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>>16760600
She'll design that silly logo that always goes next to the perscription name for the medicine you create

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>>16760623
I agree with you about the punishment bit anon, but my daughteru absolutely loves to be spanked. I'm not going to stop just because some anon tells me to!

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>>16760585
One would assume some have preferences, but the profile outright states that their hoards are not limited to rare metals and jewels but also include rare magical items.

>Dragons hows off her hoard to her new husband, husband tries not to laugh at the various magical items she is so proud of that are rare not because they are valuable but because the things they do are fairly worthless and thus people stopped making them.

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>>16760585
>>16760665
I'm pretty sure there's a Dragon who collects rare video game related things like CSGO skins

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>>16760665
>And this ultra-rare enchanted plunger has the power to clog any toilet it plunges!
>"Doesn't that kinda defeat the p-"
>MAGICALLY!

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>>16760665
>fairly worthless and thus people stopped making them
"This is the Wand of Create Wand! When used, it summons from the aether a Wand of Create Wand! It only has one charge, so I've never used it. It's a collectible, you know!"

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>>16760674
>Dragons going sparkly eyes when showing off her hoard

HNNNG

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>>16760678
Being a great listener would probably kill a dragon's heart. Imagine listening to her speak of every treasure of her hoard and always having a warm smile on your face. I'm sure at the end she would have a weird smile while talking about her latest addition.

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>>16760699
I bet she finally got a Hydro-dynamic Spatula, they're incredibly rare and sold out everywhere.

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>>16760699
I for one would act ignorant in the hopes of getting one of those Breaking Bad moments.
>Are you playing with your rocks again?
>Jesus Christ anon, they're not rocks they're minerals!

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>>16760665
>Her hoard is full of outdated technology and discontinued foods
>CHECK IT OUT ANON! The Godfather on LaserDisc! Let me make some Instant Sanka and We'll watch it
>Do you smoke? I've got Philip Morris!

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>>16760054
Cops don't flip the fun switch

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone got the pastebin like to the extra art translations?

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>>16760707
Dealing with dragons would be so easy and hearing her adventures would be 10/10.

I have to listen to old people go on long monologues about politics and the young people everyday as well as some cucks and a retarded guy, so listening to a dragon would be heaven.

>>16760706
Even this would be great.

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>>16760218
Says the baiter insisting that our fantasy is in fact a nightmare. Wait, shit I didn't even notice the fact I just made a pun.

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>>16760699
>Listen to her warmly the whole time she talks about her hoard
>By the end of it she's fantasized so much about you that she's sweating and her heart is beating audibly loud
>finally can't take it and tackles you while straddling your hips
>eyes steadily going crazier as her smile widens and saliva/oil starts pooling out of her mouth
>"haa... haa... you know how I said that one jewel was my greatest treasure? I lied! It's actually you, you're my greatest treasure now, and now you're mine, and you can't leave because treasure can't leave the horde, oh well! Guess you'll just be here forever with me, h-haha! Hahaha! Forever with my hoard where I can always gaze at you and use you and love you and lick you and feel your skin and smell your groin! Hahaha!"
Beware the yandragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760729
I wish I knew more old people who I could listen to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760420
>Chief God
To be fair I always had fantasies of being mindbroken and be used around like a puppet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760736
>Beware the yandragon.
>inplying this wasnt the plan the entire time
Marry the yandragon.
Breed the yandragon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760736
This >>16760744
If I ever had such a nice chat with a dragon and it ended up with her saying that I'm her greatest treasure I would reply "And you're mine" with a peck on her lips.

>>16760737
It's fun when they start stacking up and discussing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760736
>Yandragon
>Long black hair with bangs dropping across her face
>Sunken eyes
>Pale skin, scales a pale grey
>Her hoard is all things she's collected from stalking you
>Hundreds if not thousands of candid photographs, nail clippings, used tissues, hair follicles, outgrown clothes
>Unknown to you, she scares off every other Monstergirl in a ten mile radius from you
>One day you catch her in a rare moment off guard while she's shlicking to the scent of a shirt you left behind
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760764
Ask her if she loves me or the shadow of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760764
Steal one of her panties and let her catch me masturbating while sniffing them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760487
Ahhh, a Weresheep is in my closet. I got to call the police, but, so soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760201
This is why I like MG onee sans. They could be completely out of your league but since you grew up together you form a loving relationship. Which is good for a lot of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16759849
>Grand Moffu Tarkin

[Anonymous No.]

Liliraunes teaching sex-ed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760487
>mothman
Leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760524
How hard does a ryu go when you firlmy press her reverse scale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760780
>he doesn't want the pofupuss
Give me the mothest, I'm not afraid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760726
http://pastebin.com/8J4DiJWQ
Been burned out on translating, so I never got around to finishing these.
I don't even know if anyone else has tried or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760585
Imagine a dragon with a puzzle hoard. Piles of intricately more complex goldberg machines that range from laughably simple to ones that are tailor made to piss you off.

Well at least her hoard isn't as bad as the figma collecting dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760524
>Heat
Either "I'm going to hold you down and amazon position you into submission" or "lifting her tail and bending over". Depends on if I blue ovary her or not.

>snuggles
Then she forcefully picks me up, carries me to the bed or couch and then snuggles/spoons me

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder to force yourself on your daughteru while she's still young an innocent. If you rape her first, she will never rape anyone herself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760585
>Hoard of husband's cum in jars

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760820
eew, no

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760819
But what if I want my daughteru to rape her childhood friend so he follows the great tradition of the family, that being matriarchs and house husbands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760825
I too want this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760786
>"Their body fur, wings and also their hair are very soft and comfortable to touch. Every time they lower their waist, it seems you will be able to enjoy the feeling of an incredibly pleasant poofiness."

Poofy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760825
Then you're a bad man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760487
>Kunoichi

That explains the heavy breathing that's been following me since I got here. I'd elaborate further, but that would require a greentext.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760786
Thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760828
Then you're a man of fine traditions and great healthy family structure. I raise a glass to you.

>>16760833
Am I? Am I really though? Think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of monster would Zero from Drakengard 3 be?

[Anonymous No.]

Are moff antenna sensitive? How do they work? They look like feather only 200% softer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760831
The best! I wanna see her smiling, eyes-closed face as she laughs each time her big poofy butt bounces off of me! Wanna fill her with babies so she'll grow and grow into the biggest softest mother imaginable!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760847
A Dragon/Alraune hybrid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760847
A human possesed by a spoopy mamono mana flower. She would fuck a whole army like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760848
Do not fondle, blow on, kiss, nibble or touch the moth antenna! That's a warning!

[Anonymous No.]

You know, I don't really feel anything for insect abdomens. They are like worse tails that are always in the way and not fun.

I feel all insect girls aside from Giant ant would benefit from having it removed from their design.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760848
Real moths (usually/always the males) have feathery antennae to increase their surface area and thus their ability to sense sex pheromones. KC's mothmen no doubt do something similar.

>Mothman stroking your penis with her antennae until you cum, a trance-like look of pleasured focus on her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760848
>>16760861
>disregard warning
>Pofuwaifu suddenly starts skittering around with a 'kyaaaa~!', running into walls as she flails her arms
>thankfully she's so plush and soft it doesnt hurt her
>starts talking to a lamp on other side of the room
>"Hmm! Anon, you're a big meanie, didn't you read the warning, silly?"
>awkwardly say you're over here
The cutest!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760864
Nah anon, massaging and grooming insect abdomens are where it's at. Don't tell me you would want to brush a mothmans poofy abdomen? Just remember to wear a face mask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760866
Moth is lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760864
In the way? Not fun? You seriously don't want to feel up a luscious abdomen like this one, soft and squishy like a mix of a bubble butt and breast?

And maybe to a human who gained one it would be in the way, but to a bug girl it would just be normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760884
>tfw you'll never cuddle Kiira's abdomen while you hear her wings softly vibrate

Hurts like hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760864
>not liking fat abdomens

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760884
>In the way? Not fun? You seriously don't want to feel up a luscious abdomen like this one, soft and squishy like a mix of a bubble butt and breast?
I'd rather fuck her in the dark in the missionary position while holding hands without having to figure out what the fuck she's doing with her huge abdomen

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760831
Top Poof

[Anonymous No.]

What is your waifu's personality like, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760904
She hates questionnaires

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760904
Squirrel pls. You already know so much of my waifu. What you even using this info for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760904
Dutiful, but always down for some light teasing or playfulness because of it, a small way to wind down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760249
The lightweight variety, obviously, they're bred for it. How did those titty monsters get cleared to be racers to begin with?
This is what a racing centaur looks like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760883
Moth is best lewd! Cutest lewd!
>>16760901
Enough poof to get lost in! I wanna put it in her poofter!

[Anonymous No.]

everyone loves griffons

[Anonymous No.]

It's kind of sad that these girls get absolutely no love, even though NEETs are fairly popular and it's their main gimmick.

The sad part is that some people probably don't know which monster girl it is without opening the spoiler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760933
Well that's kinda obvious because there is plenty of girls out there that don't get that much love?

But anyway, she's a great girl. It's just, I'm not usually into the whole "centaur body" sort of thing. I know it's not a centaur but their body is similar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760933
They are a hybrid girl that is worse than both her counterparts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760931
They're okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760931
I like Griffons. They make great childhood friends and I can imagine some version of me caring for one who's been up in her old ruins for centuries without seeing anyone, only ever fighting off dragons and getting used to a hostile lifestyle. I can see that version of myself stroking their head while they rest it on my lap.

Even if I ain't the "strongest, most handsome knight"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760614
She's there to work on her tan and find cute boys, and she's all out of tanning oil

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760931
>tfw Barb still hasn't drawn an Automaton

[Anonymous No.]

The strongest monster they said...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760931
I don't. They're actually very low on my list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760420
>Ushi-oni
its not like i have a choice in the matter. besides ushi-oni wifes are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760918
>This is the ideal racehorse body. Cow tits may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760976
More like biggest cuties! Dragon family a cute!

[Anonymous No.]

Look at this pudgy cow and her big puffy nipples, dammit!
http://ragawa.tumblr.com/image/158778589585

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761006
PRIME FOR MILKING

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760976
The strongest, the cutest and the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760502
>Glacies

Excellent

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761006
>fatshit
Please no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761013
If your cowgirl can't make enough milk to stock a supermarket, she ain't ready yet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760976
Any strong girl has the right to get comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760931
I do, but my waifu doesn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760420
>Intoxication_Fruit

Rerolling I guess

>Sahuagin
It's ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761024
Every time I see this image I get an uncontrollable urge to slap those tits
Like the first thought that comes to my mind is 'those tits need a good slapping'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760976
It has been confirmed that kotatsu can defeat numerous dragons at once.

It's also known that some dragons can fluff themselves up and create a love oven in order to recreate a kotatsu on themselves. This kills the husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760342
11/10 would cuddle a Regura Rachnera erry day.
>Best Spider
>Best Girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760931
I think Griffon stole the top spot on my list and is slowly stealing my heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761113
Griffons don't steal, they guard and love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761123
Objectively better than mere female lizards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761098
Got to ask. Where is this from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761132
Literally impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

Sendin a flare up for the following:
Lava-Golem story guy? Still working on it or was the second chapter the end of it?

Penguin-harpy story guy? Workin at all on that or still busy?

Tentacle-date story guy? Anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761132
Obviously yes. because they don't turn into mere female whatever

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761133
It's from a non-h short that Regura did for I Heart Monster Girls 3. I found it in a spider girl thread on /d/. (Nothing /d/ happens in it, just spider cuddles)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761123
Then why does my heart feel the way it does whenever I think about Griffons? This is unfair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761132
Nah, I don't think so. Griffon is the third one in my ranking with dragon being the queen at the top. Griffon has her fluffyness, but I prefer a more forceful girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761159

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761159
>I Heart Monster Girls 3
Thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761161
That's because she is guarding it from the other girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761167
It's 6 pages long, page four was the first one I posted. I'll just dump the rest here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761163
>more forceful
>Strong, assertive Guardian Griffon vs submissive slut in scales

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761178
You're right, Dragon is better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761176

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761157
The majority of dragons don't either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761185
Definitely my favorite character from that manga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761183
>>16761188
Don't worry. I'm just kidding around, I love Dragons aswell.

[Anonymous No.]

Does food cook better on a Salamander?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761176
>>16761185
You jumped from 3 to 5, where's 4?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761159
>>16761167
>>16761176
>>16761185
>>16761189
You could've just used imgur instead of dumping EMG garbage here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761202
He explained it in one of the very messages you just linked to...

[Anonymous No.]

What goes inside the mind of an Anon while he's getting flayed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761217
Stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761217
Tentacles, mostly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761178
Oh anon, but you see- dragons beat dragon slayers and have them fuck off, while griffon rapes any man that tries to steal her treasure.

Gotta ruffle them feathers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761217
Well I know what's going on in a sub slut's mind.

>"Finally! I've wanted this all my life! Make me your little slut please! I'll be your submissive play toy for the rest of my life!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761148
Bumpin' this again, I'm curious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761211
I'm American.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761217
His worries probably just drift away. I wish a Flayer would bless me with that luxury.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761204
Fuck outta here, hipster-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761217
>I wonder if nachos are the ones that make flayer's panties and bras. Is she even using them right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761227
>dragons beat dragon slayers

While they're called dragon slayers for a reason don't you think? They'd slay that dragon and then she'd become a mere female lizard for him. While on the other hand a Griffon rapes the man and shows him who's boss.

I love dragons and griffons though.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm here to catch some monster waifus.
Where do I acquire monster waifus?
Are they on steam?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761236
>hipster-kun
What? Just take your shit to imgur or some other gallery instead of blowing images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761245
Sit down grandpa

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761242
>are they on steam

Yes but I heavily suggest you play a female character and don't use voice chat in any game unless you want to get doxxed and raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761248
Go back to your cesspool you cancerous EMGfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761217
I need a flayer to break me away from internet porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761242
No dummy, they acquire you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761234
I can never take an MG with googly eyes seriously. I doubt even flaying would stop that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761204
Agreed, not that I don't like EMG but image dumps are a bad idea and it's probably a good thing not to make people from the EMG threads feel like they're welcome to jump ship with their threads getting deleted lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761274
These threads have grown too complacent lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761252
>>16761257
I aint afraid of no monster waifus.
I want to catch and train them.
Are any of you monster waifus?
I will conquer your butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761286
Reminder to delete unrelated images

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761240
>Dragon often turn the tables on dragon slayers and go back to their cave with purity intact
>Griffon rapes the guy and takes all of his cum, then go back to their cave
Nope. Dragons are slutty for their husband while griffons are slutty until they get a husband. She is still my 3rd favorite though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761265
>"Look into my eyes, anon."
>Look into the googly ones and think about goofy they are
>"Dammit Anon not again."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761292
Well I can't really refute that.

H-How about this! Dragons are judgmental bitches!

[Anonymous No.]

How do you feel about gyaru monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761313
Not for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761292
You forgot that Griffons are rare too like Dragons and they live in empty and far places so most Griffons won't let the opportunity of getting a husband pass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761309
Griffons obey their "daddy" or god if you prefer that for their entire life. The only reason they don't zombify is because they rape random thieves or so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761306
I want to meet a flayer who is self conscious about her upper googly eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761313
Cute! They're girlfriend material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761313
That's a sword isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761313
Pure gyaru girls are an oxymoron but they are also the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761335
No I think its a bookbag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761325
Dragons wouldn't give any of us a chance.

Checkmate dragonfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761337
>implying Gyaru girls aren't pure

Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761342
I'm referring to the character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761352
I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761352
Swords aren't people, Anonymous. They're just tools.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761148
>>16761230
>Tentacle-date story
I've got nothing for you at the moment, I apologize. I don't mean to blog, but I've had a hard time finding time to write, thanks to juggling school, work, and other obligations. I'll try my best to have it finished by some point next week, I really am sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761286
I wish I was. Does that count?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761362
Swords are people too. So I should be allowed to marry and impregnate that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761377
If my kids can't takes peanuts to school, yours shouldn't be allowed to be a weapon at school.

That spot is reserved for people with raifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761387
I'd say 'hey don't insult my cursed swordfu' but I don't think they'd be the 'school' type anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761399
That's a weird lookin knife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761418
It's freshly dirtied from spreadin strawberry jam.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be the butler of a siren that's past her prime as an idol!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761387
>If my kids can't takes peanuts to school
They could in a monster girl world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761433
Please don't insult the power of the peanut, the peanut is a sacred legume and demands the respect it hold in slaughtering those who are unworthy and have been cursed with this so called 'allergy'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761427
She must REALLY like strawberry jam anon, I can't imagine how big a bread that knife would be for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761427
Shame, blackberry is better.
Grape is overrated

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna kiss my vampfu in front of her servants and fellow undead nobles!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761439
>"Ah've seen bread tha size of a man... Strawberreh Barometz bloated an' gorged on the plains of the highlands... Ye'll never ken tha need fer advanced cutlereh ah've had te deal with in mah trahvels!"
The land of living food is a hard place to grow up in. If you think that's oversized, you should see the Cursed Butcherknife gal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761437
Given how many of my favorite foods have peanuts in them I feel so blessed to not be allergic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761437
Sadistic evil peanut alurane when?
>>16761449
>angry apophis noises

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761437
I want to have an allergic reaction to something in MGE world so that I can watch one or several cute waifus become worried and scared because I'm dying in front of them.
> " Have you tried fucking him"
> " I'm fucking, I'm fucking, but it isn't working! "
> " Call the doctor! "
> " I did! She said to try sex! "

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761313
I wouldn't mind my waifu dressing up as one for a roleplay.
Then again, I'd be okay with a lot of different roleplays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761449
R u d e

The hell happened to Apophis, man? She used to run this damn town. A mere husk of her former self. A mere female slither!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761473
>The hell happened to Apophis, man?
Old washed up snakes are where to belong. Alone and unloved by anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761473
She's drinking beer, eating chocolate, and being a lardass at home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761473
She got what she wanted anon, she couldn't be happier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761473
She's a dumb old snake. People like the Queen of the Desert better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761473
Punished (Venom) Snake: A rapist denied by her homeland


That's... that's actually really fitting without having to change much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761473
Old and outdated like others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761473
Muscled out by Demons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761488
Please, Ryus are cute at any age! Age has nothing to do with her lack of husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761473
Ｂ　Ｌ　Ａ　Ｃ　Ｋ　Ｂ　Ｅ　Ｒ　Ｒ　Ｙ

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761473
>>16761476
>>16761478
>>16761483
>>16761488
Don't bully the purple snake

[Anonymous No.]

Besides the obvious one, how many people here would actually dick their daughteru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761488
IS that KC art or fan art? Nice regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761497
That's not bullying.
Bullying is me breaking into her home, taking the beer from her hand, and shaking her gut while going "Why do you think you have this? Why do you think you don't have a husband?" over and over again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761501
Daughterus are for snug, not fug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761473
She still runs it, people don't want to admit that dumb brown girl they call a Pharaoh is really a masochist who's into slave play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761501
I'd stay a shota forever and dick my Momster, but have never been appealed to daughteru dicking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761501
Depends on the setup but I'd probably do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761508
Gonna fug the smug daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761509
I like this image
That is a nice image

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761497
It's her own fault nobody loves her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761506
You're gonna make her cry anon! Don't make that big snake blubber about!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761497
Maybe if she paid taxes like everyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761367
As long as you like wearing collars, it counts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761501
Absolutely not. To me, romantic love, the love I feel for my waifu, is vastly different from the love I would feel for our daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761527
I'm gonna!

Gonna jiggle that belly, pinch those arms, slap that rear, and shake her chest.

She's gonna learn what the problem is with some assistance!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761495
Ryus are personal favorite but she keep getting outclassed by others imo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761501
>Besides the obvious one
Please no bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761501
Not me. Daughterus are for headpats and are not for dicking.

If you're that desperate just use a lolification potion on your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761537
She just can't wear cute socks. It's suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761532
You're a real asshole, you know that? She'll be crying so much she'll also start breathing heavily and moaning in sadness while swaying her hips in shame! Just imagine how sad you have to make someone to make them start acting like that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761541
I'd only do that if the daughteru showed yandere levels of interest (without the murder)

And once she did It'll be pretty obvious to the teachers that even the daughteru is getting it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761509
I shall save that Pharaoh!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761547
I have no regrets!
I'll even try to wrap my arms around her waist just to give her an idea of how big it is!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761515
Anon I think you misread something in my post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761501
Given the setting and all, I don't think I'd have a problem with it as long as she was the appropriate age.

There's some species the idea really appeals to me with but I probably shouldn't say anything about those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761551
Not even if my daughteru was yan. For me daughterus are strictly off limits for dicking.

No exceptions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761559
Nope, just going off the rhyming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761561
Thats fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761563
No mention of "smug" was made anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761501
Only if she's adoptive and has a fat butt.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think there's a difference in daughterus who've been dicked by their father compared to daughterus who haven't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761501
I cant resist if she has a fat bottom like her mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761556
Can't you see what you'd be doing to her? She'd be so sad her eyes would glaze over from getting all watery! She'd lean back as you wrap your arms around her and try and hide your face in her cleavage just to hide her embarrassment! And those and gasps of sadness would be getting even louder as she starts pathetically pumping her hips against yours, clearly in an attempt to get you off... of her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761568
Smug rhymes with snug. Smug is snug, gonna get the fug. Probably a bug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761580
Well thats good because I'm Going to set her down, tell her to get good, and then leave off into the night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761451
Would your vampfu get jealous when she sees another vampire eyeing your neck?

[Anonymous No.]

That moment when you seriously consider adding "daughter" to the filter because the incest-faggots push it so hard.

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>>16761589
Where can I subscribe?

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>>16761573
>>16761579
You're both weaklings.

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>>16761343
Of course they would, but they aren't slut like griffons so you would have to flirt and praise them for a bit before dating.

Also fuck dentists. And I swear to god if my dragon said that my nerd braces should go on her hoard there wouldn't be sex.

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>>16760931
Griffons were my first fursona crush way before I understood anything about monster girls or waifus. I blame Didney.

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>>16761586
Damn, that's pretty fuckin' cruel, man. She'll legitimately be crying all night long with no idea what to do with her life or where it went all wrong.

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>>16761589
Yeah, they're pushing it hard this thread. I like the whole you do you thing, but they've begun taking it too far.

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>>16761586
Would you at least leave her a note with your number on it?

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>>16761589
I heavily dislike daughteru dicking and maybe I'll consider doing it aswell.

Although, I do enjoy pure discussions of daughterus.

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>>16761597
Well, I guess I'll just have to start sending her random sweets and pizzas so I can show up, berate her for an evening, and either get her to jump me or wait till she's big enough for me to go 'Well, if YOU won't do it" and help her 'work it off'.

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>>16760420
>Roper
There'd be some threadcannon substitution (the lower body melting into goo or whatever is really dumb).

Otherwise that fits right into my crazy degenerate fetishes

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>>16761589
Daughters are for hugging and taking on trips with mom. If they don't get to see the world, how will they ever capture and seduce their own husband when they grow up?

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>>16761608
Nope, but I will be watching.

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>>16761148
Penguin-Harpy is on developmenthell. I try not to be more tanned brother and take responsibility.

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>>16761609
I feel you man, I just want to cuddle all my daughterus and my waifu on a rainy day and play video games.

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>>16761609
>enjoy pure discussions of daughterus
>>16761616
You're both fine gentlemen.

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>>16761501
Not that many actually, or at least I think so. And I bet there are quite a lot of people who don't want the daughterus.

>>16761575
Daughteru that gets the dick is more sexy and maybe stronger than the ones that don't.

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>>16761630
>Daughteru that gets the dick is more sexy and maybe stronger than the ones that don't.
Incorrect. The true path to stronger daughterus is intermingling with other monstergirls. Therefore adopterus are the path to stronger daughterus.
A Wurm with a Demon's cunning is a force that can't be beaten!

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>>16760420
>Dragon
I have been chosen as worthy!

In all seriousness, how rare are 'rare' species and what are the Common species? Would there be one species that's seemingly everywhere?

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>>16761591
Sorry im very weak to wide hips and fat asses.

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>>16761637
>Would there be one species that's seemingly everywhere?

Catgirls, succubi, lower tier undeads comes to mind.

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>>16761637
It depends on region I'd bet.
Dragons would be rare in some regions, but in Dragon Kingdoms you'd be practically tripping over them as they frantically try to get husbands.
Slimes are the omnipresent race I'd assume. They are the most common enemy in games.

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>>16761610
>A month of sending sweets and delivery food to Apophis later you show up and walk right in the front door
>She's in the living room as usual, 4 cans into a six pack and 3/4ths through a large pizza, wearing nothing but an ill-fitting white tank top that could barely contain either her doughy breasts or poochy tummy, let alone both
>she springs up, her wide snakish badonkadonk jiggling from the sudden movement, and turns to face you with a muffled 'mmf?!', a slice of pizza hanging out her mouth
>-The hell is wrong with you? Is your brain as dense as your stomach?-
>Her signature tears start to well up as they always do when you burst in like this, but her eyes turn to confusion as you push her over and rip open her tank top, revealing her wobbling grapesacs
>-Well if YOU won't do it...-
>She doesn't realize the night ahead of her filled with panting, sweating, vigorous 'workous'

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>>16761636
>A Wurm with a Demon's cunning
That's terrifying, but perhaps my yeti will rub off on the manticore. My cuddlecores will be unstoppable.

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>>16761641
This only ass you should be plowing is your waifus. Not your daughteru, adopted or no.
If you want a short girl with a big ass, then go find yourself an Imp or something.
Or whatever the monstergirl equivalent of the Asylum Demon is.

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>>16761624
Sounds comfy as fuck. I'd like to do the same thing but maybe just enjoy the view of the sand dunes and the stars from the balcony in our house.

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>>16761659
Exactly.
And in the morning she will awaken to a big, hearty breakfast and a letter informing her that I had to go to work but I will return to stay with her until she looses all the weight.

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>>16761662
>If you want a short girl with a big ass, then go find yourself an Imp or something.
That's what Devils, Wyverns, Undead lolis, and JubJubs fit the criteria for.

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>>16761649
>tripping over them as they frantically try to get husbands
I know where I'm taking my next vacation

[Anonymous No.]

Do any of you have a Photoshop Brushset that has brushes specifically for linework? Really want to draw some monstergirls, but lost all my shit a few years back in a HDD failure and haven't picked up the wacom pen since.

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>>16761675
Well now you've got a real moral dilemma on your hands, or rather she does.
You're there to help her lose the wait, but you say you'll leave once she does.
What's a snake to do?

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>>16761688
I'm no artist but you're probably better off grabbing one of the programs popular with drawfags these days like clip studio paint or sai.

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>>16761692
I don't know.
This is but another test for her.

Like when I leave a plate of toaster strudels and a plate of eggs out for her.

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>>16761688
I honestly think /i/ or /ic/ can link you to some, otherwise >>16761695

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>>16761637
KC was once asked this and said that devil bugs and large mice are the most numerous monsters. http://pastebin.com/umCrrZqR

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>>16761678
When I use that loli potion on my waifu I really want her to be packing in the rear department, something that's got a nice jiggle when you cup it.

I feel as if I talk about lolification potions way too much

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>>16761661
Just imagine the confusion some poor anon will have to go through when he encounters one in high school.
>It's Anon's first day at MGC High and he's scared out of his mind.
>His father always warned him never to let her guard down around monstergirls since they'd rape him the first chance they got.
>Anon's dearest dream is to have a romantic first time and he didn't want the monstergirls to steal it from him.
>He could see them undressing him with their eyes when he was introducing himself and now he's trying to sneak to the lunch room so he doesn't get raped on his way.
>And then he runs into something tall and soft.
>To his horror, it's a big busty Manticore with a huge fluffy mane.
>Anon always heard that of all the rapists, Manticores were the worst.
>He'd cry about the death of his dream but he's too scared, trembling violently.
>"Oh! You looks so cold!"
>To his surprise, she has a warm and almost sickeningly cute smile and big bright eyes.
>"C'mere! I know what'll fix that!"
>And then anon was pulled into a big, warm, surprisingly innocent bear hug.
And that's how a cuddlecore gets a boyfriend.

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>>16761662
If he wants a short girl with a big butt he just has to find a loli with a big butt. If it's his adopted daughteru, then it can't be helped.

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>>16761696
>Chubby Apophis staring at an agonizing over a plate of tasty food like its the riddle of the fucking sphinx
She'll be so anxious that she'll end up just stress drinking and eating even more

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Little Lich sisters are the best kinds of sisters.

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>>16761636
So I would have a cute dragon kiki with the power of breaking minds with her breath? Has my black dragon evolded to a chaos dragon that's going to cleanse the world?

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>>16761714
What'll you do when she comes to you for advice about how to woo the boy in her class she likes?

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>>16761649
That wouldn't make them truly common though so much as concentrated in that one place. And even then lower tier dragons like wyverns would probably make up much of the population.

Also, isn't Dragonia just one place that a fan of KC's came up with? Assuming KC even makes the idea of a dragon kingdom canon one would assume there would only be that one kingdom or perhaps a few at most.

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>>16761711
Please, she'll learn her lesson.
What could go wrong?

I'm giving her a choice between tasty, sugary sweets and high protein foods.

It should be simple!

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>>16761706
That's cute! I SAY CUTE!

I can just imagine him rubbing his face in her soft mane.

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>>16761706
If that doesn't convince him that she's his waifu, a couple hours balls deep in her tail as she cuddles and nibbles on him from behind will.
they'll never be real

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>>16761722
Don't forget that dragon kingdom is filled with lizards and sallies.

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>>16761678
Not a big fan of any of those.
Rather have a Cupid or a Kunoichi fat bottom.

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>>16761718
I'll tell her to spike his drink with a love potion.

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>>16761659
I wish Gunstar would write more Apothicc.

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>>16761706
>So cute and warm and affectionate he literally doesn't even realize when his dick is getting sucked like a dyson by her engorged tailpussy with her still giving soft eskimo kisses and snuggling him all lovey-dovey like
>After he blows his fourth or fifth load he thinks for a moment if there was something he was worried about happening, but with another snuggle against her fuzz and soft breasts he's pretty sure it was nothing important
Consensual rape is best rape!

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>>16761696
I see where this is going
https://youtube.com/watch?v=llZkDFuf3Z4

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>>16761717
Not physical abilities anon, behavioral traits!
Take a couple of my daughterus for example.
>Yeti with Hellhound aggression
>Wurm with Demon cunning
>Apophis with Yeti Cuddlelust and a Weresheep's sleepiness.
>Cheshire with a Kakuen's lewd laziness
>Cheshire with a Jinko's work ethic

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>>16761728
>balls deep in her tail as she cuddles and nibbles on him from behind will.

Muh fetish. Except my waifu is jerking me off with her paw.

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>>16761742
No, the intention was for her to carry him over to the cafeteria to eat lunch together.
No lewd, no rape, just cuddles.
She'll even ask for his first time, and he'll probably say yes.

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>>16761747
But can I have a tentacle girl with a demon's lewd and gentle femdom?

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>>16761747
Well, my dragon is pretty careful and gentle with her hoard because of her big sister, but she doesn't squiddle around.

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>>16761723
You know, if you push her far enough, one day she'll finally snap and get her groove back, regaining some of her old pride and accepting your gifts of food as proper tribute, ignoring your insults about having to 'lose weight' and instead taking it as you admiring her luscious body.

Good job, anon. In a weird way, you did Healing.

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>>16761755
Yes, this please
>You know exactly where this one is going
ＯＨ ＹＥＳ ＳＩＲ

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>>16761755
If you marry one who was raised by, or grew up with, a Demon.

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>>16761759
Well shit.
Guess I'm stuck with her.

Maybe the workouts'll do something...till she gets pregnant.

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>>16761755
Silent II wrote tentacle smut like that.

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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

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>>16761772
Both stories with it were good, though I was a bit disappointed they were all multi-girl. Hence why I was looking forward to that tentacle girlfriend story.

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>>16761759
>Anon tries to tease the Apophis over her weight again.
>"Oh~? You were staring at my body again hm~?"
>Before he can react, anon's entire body is shoved to the ground be her big thick tail
>And before anon can protest, she starts undulating her tail causing it to grind against his dick.
>"Show me how much you love my big meaty tail anon~ Kiss it. Give in to me and I'll give you pleasure like nothing else~"
Would you? Accepting means paizuri/fellatio followed by a long slow tantric sex session.

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>>16761763
>gently bites down on your shoulder as the action begins
>tells you that you better not hold back your moans
>Gives you the full-body experience while she tells you have hot your sounds and faces are, and how delicious you taste.
>Edges and teases you just long enough for each orgasm to be mind-blowing, but always gives in when you beg or tell her how good she feels
>Coils around you and holds you close when you pass out

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>>16761777
Probably.
Although I'm going to have to hope that I can eventually get her back on the path of losing it.

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>>16761772
I liked them, but they don't go quite far enough if you know what I mean. I'm not saying anyone needs to cater to me or be overt about things other anons don't particularly appreciate here, but I keep my eyes open in other places.

[Anonymous No.]

http://imgur.com/Mw1ZNI6
>tfw no MG big sister to do this to me when I come home from work

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>>16761781
Nope, you've got her confidence going anon.
It's just slow tender sex and an air of loving smugness from this point forward.
With a little bit of nervousness when she does things like kiss you.

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>>16761780
Dear god yes, the only way it could get any better is if I woke up balls deep in one of her tentacle pussies as she nibbles my neck. Hot damn

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>>16761789
Well shit.
Well, at least I can probably try and stop her from putting any more on.

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>>16761763
Oh no. Faggot.

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>>16761797
Since she's so confident I'm sure she'll start sashaying her hips more, which means even if she stops putting on weight, it's going to get redistributed to her hips.
Hope you like fat snake ass in your face anon.

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>>16761806
>Fat purple snake ass facesitting
I'd like to order seconds please

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>>16761790
>she wouldn't start taking care of your morning wood even before you're fully awake
I thought that would be a given.
>your lewd dreams grow even lewder as you sleep
>You climax in your dream only to realize that you're half awake and she's been whispering and milking you in your sleep
>get greeted with a warm smile and afterglow
The dream.

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>>16761806
.....
Now I almost want to spoil her with sweets.
Although that WOULD break her diet that she's already breaking.

Damn this is tough.

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>>16761803
Prostate massages are not gay.

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>>16761816
Shhhh. Don't take the bait and stay somewhat subtle.

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>>16761817
>calling out faggotry is bait now
I guess these threads really have grown too complacent if fellows like you fester in them.

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>>16761806
>>16761815
And what's worse/better, is now she KNOWS what you've got your eye on, so if you try to be discreet about giving her more sweets and food, she'll know exactly what you're trying to do and shove it in your face and crotch that much more.
She might even make you act as her throne one day so she can grind it against you the whole time she finally resumes her plotting against that damn haughty Pharaoh

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>>16761810
Smug fat purple snake ass facesitting anon.
Don't forget the teasing lewdness.
Since she's so flexible she could probably bend over backwards while facesitting you to suck your dick.

>>16761815
Do it anon, give in to the joy that is big jiggly ass and wide childbearing hips.

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>>16761817
He's just helping the other guy become a master.

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>>16761821
Well, maybe the pharoah can throw some sharp barbs that'll get the snake back to into loosing weight.

>>16761823
I can't!
It's going to go elsewhere!

She's probably lazing about all day.

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>>16761827
With his attitude it shouldn't be a surprise to anyone that he's a master baiter. I'm sure even monstergirls would run screaming.

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>>16761813
The dream indeed. Good god, I'm smitten. I hope she'd still be a sultry teaser around the house and pretend to be just an innocent girl in the streets even though she's secretly stroking me off under my trousers with a hidden tentacle
>>16761827
That's power son, THAT'S powa

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>>16761830
A-HUCK

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>>16761829
Yeah she'll be lazing about.
And your face will be her throne.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a Royal Griffon?
She'd probably rape you if you walked into her throne room

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>>16761837
...Well, I guess I can only hope the pharaoh stops her.

Otherwise she's probably gonna feast non-stop.
Do you know how hard it will be to stop that?

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>>16761816
>Prostate massages are not gay.
Get a load of this guy.

>>16761817
Oh look it's the "accept my /d/shit or I'll call you bait" guy again.

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>>16761706
Exceptions to the rule are just great.

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>>16761840
I would constantly walk in and out and her meeting schedules would be swarmed by me.

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>>16761841
The Pharaoh is too busy with her Anon.

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>>16761840
I'd kneel at her feet and let her step on me while I worship her.

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>>16761847
The pharoah is what now?

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>>16761837
>>16761823
>"Hooora, I must say, I sure am glad I tempted you to rejoin me in my escapades, anon. Of course, it was my plan all along, after all- I'd known from the beginning that you couldn't get enough of my-"
>Grinds her huge hips and gigantic ass on top of your face, bouncing it on you with each word as she bites her lip at the feeling of your nose getting mashed by her colossal cheeks
>"-Big- fat- purple- ass- rrergh! Hmhm~"
>Puts more weight down, swinging her hips around in wide circles as you start struggling to breathe from all the pressure
>"You know, if you had just properly worshipped it from the start, I wouldn't have to pretend to...be so..."
>She suddenly goes quiet and stops moving her hips, then after a moment lifts them up and pulls you out slightly so she can look at you
>"...h-hey, anon... thanks."
>She gives a truly genuine smile for a good long while, then without warning turns to a mischievous expression and sticks her tongue out before shoving your face back under her obscene booty and lowering herself back down with full force
>"...thanks for being such a comfortable seat, that is! Ah, fit for a queen, I must say, and so refreshing too! Now, we'll have to start planning how to get back at that skinny bitch across town. I was thinking we could..."etc etc

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>>16761844
Just goes to show that growing up in a different environment can affect behavior.
In this case, a Manticore growing up with a Yeti stepmother.

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>>16761845
How many times do you need to be raped before you stop harassing her?

>>16761849
Go do that with a Dragon, Griffons are much more down to earth and kind

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>>16761864
Well, thats a good end.
in both meanings of the word.

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>>16761870
Who knows. I will do it until she can't rape me anymore.

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>>16761864
Feels good to see haughty purple fatbutt snake get love again.

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>>16761886
>I will do it until she can't rape me anymore.
I don't think monster girls can reach a state where they can't rape anymore
The only exception I see is a pregnant monster girl who is overly scared and protective of the child inside her, she'd be too afraid to rape

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>>16761864
To think that there are people in these threads that still can't appreciate the value of plump Lamiass.

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>>16761864
Now comes the big question.
What's she going to do when she notices anon's rampaging boner pressing against her tail?

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>>16761870
>Go do that with a Dragon, Griffons are much more down to earth and kind
I'm sure she would still like to know that she can dominate a guy better than a dragon can, just as a one off so she can throw it in the scaly bitch's face when they next meet.

[Anonymous No.]

>Something like a [monsterisation counsellor for women] that deals with monsterisation of various kinds despite being a former human

WEW LADDIE
Time to throw off the shackles of humanity and embrace the new horizons!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761864
This is a 10/10 post

[Anonymous No.]

>Parents have you when they're young
>They're only 31 when you're 15
>Get married to a Vampire at 17
>Manage to knock her up super quick through some miracle
>She gives birth to a Dhampir since you're still human
>Fast forward another decade and a half
>Parents are 50 now
>Visit them with your wife and daughter for dinner
>Your daughter recently started developing the typical Dhampir Electra complex
>Surprisingly, she asks to spend the night with your parents
>They say it's okay,and you agree
>Their smiles become looks of horror when your daughter says "Yay, thank you daddy!" and kisses you on the lips
>Intimately
>With tongue

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>>16761901
Sounds good to me. Then I would have another reason to visit too.

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>>16761904
I think by this point they've reached a level in their relationship where she'll smugly tease him about it and devilishly tell him if he can last long enough from her tail job she'll let him stick it between her colossal cheeks that she knows he loves so much, so he better hold out for his queen if he wants to land some precious royal booty

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>>16761905
Those are some pretty convincing arguments
I bet you could make any Griffon act dangerously haughty if you inflated their ego

>>16761918
Well... At least you're taking responsibility

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>>16761915
I shudder to think of what a family gathering is like in the KDF household.

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>>16761915
What is it with you folks and wanting to tongue kiss your daughterus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761921
Though I do wonder if the Griffon would feel the same. After she raped me I would try to spend time with daughteru for a bit, but it would be pretty sad to hear her say "Why do you have to go again?"

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>>16761927
I'd prefer to tongue kiss her butthole, but we're not in private.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761919
Great, now I want to hotdog my Demon waifu while she smugly lies down and takes it.
I want to turn the tables by slipping it into her ass right before I cum!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761926
We've been through this before anon, my waifu and daughteru would both know how to act appropriately when in the company of my family and anyone else who doesn't know about our intimate family activities. They're very smart girls, even if I weren't super paranoid about that kind of thing I feel like everything would be okay. If it were my waifu's family though, I'm sure at least her mother would know what we get up to. She'd be smug about it because she'd love to embarrass my waifu almost as much as I do, but she'd respect her enough to keep our secrets.

>>16761927
I don't post about it very often, but it'd be quite a nice time anon.

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>>16761927
I'd kiss my daughterus on the lips but no weird stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761921
>I bet you could make any Griffon act dangerously haughty if you inflated their ego
Yup, you could use her rivalry with the local dragon to make her do things that would normally be outside of her comfort zone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761940
Dastardly!
But then she'd just say that's unfair for you to finish there without properly using it first, and tell you to stick it in and do it right this time

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761948
It'd be worth it to see her go from that smug catlike grin to an ahegao.
And then it's anal sex with her ass up and her face down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761942
But what about having people over to your actual house? Wouldn't you be afraid of them discovering your sex dungeon?

[Anonymous No.]

Woah, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761947
>That Dragon does anal for her husband
>She also is fine with being nude at his request
>And knows how to cook instead of using lightning to power a microwave-
>OKAY! I GET IT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761958
I'd have no such fear anon, having people over would be just fine as our above-ground house is perfectly normal and innocuous. The entrance to the basement is hidden behind a bookcase and securely locked whenever people come over, there'd be no possible way it could be found.

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>>16761959
Ran's hat is so cute I just want to jump in it and never come out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761964
Outside Wurms Bunny tunneling up through the floor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760420
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Demon_Army
>The whole fucking army of the Demon Lord

An excerpt - "The army is predominantly composed of monsters who are only there for the rape and pillage. Mostly the rape."

I should reroll but I refuse to. My body is ready and the spirit is willing. Let the great poets write of my deeds as I ascend to Legend. If I don't make it back, Gazer-fag can have my gaming rig.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761957
>Face down, ass up anal
>Drooling, arms limp, eyes crossed, throaty moans
>weak, wavering screams when the load comes
This is the best position for most Monstergirls, and as a fellow Blueberry lover, I wholeheartedly approve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761966
I don't ever think that would be much of a problem anon, but if it were we would hire someone to magically Wurmproof the whole basement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761932
>but it would be pretty sad to hear her say "Why do you have to go again?"
What do you mean?

>>16761947
>>16761962
Please don't abuse the Griffon's ego
What's next, you are going to make her wear sexy lingerie because the Dragon next door does it too?

[Anonymous No.]

So do you share the same personality as your favourite MG/waifu? Or do you have a personality that's the same as any other MG?

Excluding the "dire need to rape" part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761971
Don't forget to make drama while you're being raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761971
>Anon ends up being the only human a company of Demon Army girls capture.
>Instead of squabbling over him they just decide to all fuck him.
>Anon ends up with a surprisingly loving harem of /fit/ Succubi, Werewolves, Lizardmen and Amazons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761975
Yes.

Anon next door gets his wife to do cutesy things, so why can't I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761972
It trully is the most kinky sex. Esecially when it contains ass slapping and tail teasing.

Would do with waifu.

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>>16761977
Of course we share some similarities, but we're also pretty different. It would take far too long to list all of the ways though, personalities are more complex than just a few categories.

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Imgur's down, but have these semi-lewd shark tits:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7tOz6vXgAEwf0i.jpg:orig

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>>16761977
There's no monster who's quiet, has gallow's humor, and enjoys napping as far as I know.

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>>16760420
>Cancer
Sure, she's a cute.
Now to see if I can get her to be strongfat.

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>>16761994
>what is a cynical Weresheep/Dormouse
Think outside the box anon!

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>>16761994
Flow Kelps are gloomy and passive. I'm sure there's a few who appreciate a good dead baby joke.

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>>16761993
Why is this variation of shark so popular?

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>>16761977
This >>16761992

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>>16761975
>What do you mean?
Well I would visit everyday to get raped for a long time. After that the Griffon would get pregnant and stop raping me, so I would only visit to see how things are going since I'm not her husband and all of that.
After she had our little birdie we would go back to the old schedule, which means she'll rape me and I'll go home later.

Unless she takes responsibility.

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>>16761988
>after you've cum in her and her body tries to go limp, grab her by the base of the tail and just hold her hanging by it
Although that's probably easier with smaller waifus than what I'm dealing with, but would be nice.

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>>16761972
It's especially good if she decides to start up one of our roleplays during the act.
If she started pretending I was a human soldier raping her after a raid on her village I wouldn't be able to control myself.

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>>16762000
You might be right.
Is this a sign?

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>>16761977
Nope. Not at all. I don't have a personality anyway near my waifu's.

Which makes me wish I was with her. I'm a dirty, unhealthy, unorganised slob who basks in his own filth. I need her to fix me. Ain't no pity party stuff intended though.

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>>16762004
The power of waifus

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>>16762014
Ah, so it's likely just a waifufags throwing money around.

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>>16761977
I guess I'm something like a smug Kiki or something and my waifu is more of a salamander or something?

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>>16762014
>of money
FTFY
It's ELH commissioning that shark from his story

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>>16762017
Kaia also has a fairly good couple of stories going for her.

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>>16762012
Only one way to find out anon.
Describe how a perfect gal Flow Kelp would be for you. Would she try and stay in her small form often, or her voluptuous form? Is she sultry or not so confident? How small does she get when dehydrated, and how voluptuous does she get when she's well and wet?

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>>16762010
It could work with smaller girls, but if she's bigger then you could aways grab her by the hair.

Though I'm not sure I would do that. Waifu is quite strong so in the end I would most likely sump on top of her.

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>>16762020
>ELH commissioning art of his characters
Does that mean he payed more than Mari to draw her?

And I'd judge him if not for the fact I'd do the same thing, but with more than one character.

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>>16762004
She's one of ELH's girls.

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>>16761984
>why can't I?
Because Anon next door is a slut married to a perverted lizard

>>16762008
That's the kind of weird relationship that somehow work

>Spoiler
She will never officially do it, though she will find plenty of excuses to do it without admitting it

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>>16762023
Good?

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>>16762011
Oou, just freestyling it right then and there huh? When in Rome, I guess. Or Sparta in this case. Sodomy jokes!
>>16762028
Now that I think of it I COULD still just grab her by her thick tail, its just it would only hold her ass up in the air as the rest of her body was slumped quivering against the bed. Maybe use that leverage to get a few more slaps in so she agonizingly moans for more. Big girl, big 'appetite', you know.

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>>16762039
Yep, me visiting some times might take a toll on me but I would do it to visit them.

However there might be that one chapter where I stop visiting for a week or two. Whether I'm busy with stuff or just tired. Could also be me trying to trigger her protective instincts.

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>>16762014
why is her ponytail so fluffy looking?

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>>16762034
He sure did

>>16762023
Couple? I thought there was only love bites

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>>16762047
One thing that I would probably do if I was still going is grab her by the tail and pull her as I lay on my back, that way she is laying on top of me while I'm on the bed. Then it's a few more rounds of pounding and cumming in her from behind before she plops to the side and we cuddle face to face.

>Big girl, big 'appetite', you know
Dragon, huge greed here.

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>>16762026
Petite in height but curvy and well endowed in her chest size.
No real changes in height in either form.
Really clingy.
Subtly sultry.
Can laugh at tragedies and even come up with a genuinely funny joke moments afterward.

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>>16762062
The things I would do to a dragon...

They'd probably get me kicked out.

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>>16762059
Bloody fuck, all these guys throwing around dosh for art of their characters when I have to make what I have last for now is depressing.

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>>16762062
Ayy there you go. Inverse prone boning? Maybe not the right turn, but I get it. That's good stuff right there.
>Dragon, huge greed here
Niiiiicu. Big lustful Demon, so the sin of the hour (every hour) is lust for me. I'd personally give her rump some massaging and soothing afterward with the occasional lean forward shoulder kiss.

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I want white snake.

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>>16761975
>What's next, you are going to make her wear sexy lingerie because the Dragon next door does it too?
You know it, the lewder the better, maybe even a naked apron.

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>>16762080
Albino or yandere water snake?

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>>16762066
Sounds like a fantastic companion. And subtle sultry is great. I dunno man, sounds damn good to me.

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If you didn't commission at least 3 pics of your waifu you are not worthy of her

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>>16762049
Playing with a strong girl's protective instincts is the most dangerous and most amusing game

>>16762080
This snake looks pissed off, someone should feed her a mouse

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>>16760249
Thoroughbreds.

They are generally taller and are slightly less heavy than the overall "average" of horses.

So tallish and average size leaning a little bit in the lean direction.

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>>16762089
What an insecure thing to say.

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>>16762058
I like to imagine it's because it floats behind her in the water

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>>16762067
I have my own list too, anon. I would do my best to keep things quiet with her though, it would be embarrassing both for me and for her.

>>16762079
>Maybe not the right turn
You underestimate me. If even after a few more rounds I was still going I would then concentrate all the strength I had left in my legs to lift her up, kinda doing like a german suplex and stucking her horns into the bed, her tail would work as an extra support as I fuck her upside down.

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>>16762104
Oh, my mistake, I meant maybe not the right TERM. Am I developing dyslexia or something? A troubling thought. No, that's fantastic though and I've no doubt she'd be well and truly ravaged at such a thing.

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>>16761972
>Face down, ass up anal
>Drooling, arms limp, eyes crossed, throaty moans
>weak, wavering screams when the load comes
That really is the best kind of position.
Especially with pear shaped lolis.

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>>16762104
Maybe.
Mine are more.... physical.

The hard to hide and embarrassing kind for her.

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>>16762114
At this point I'm not even mad anymore.
I'm just disappointed.

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We came, we saw, we conquered.

Underwater girls only.

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>>16762114
BUTT IS HUGE
CHEST IS FLAT
HAS EARS
CUTE

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>>16762115
Dildo use in public?
Tattoos and runes?
Lewd marker messages?
Pet play in public?
Butt plugs?
Public sex?

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>>16762089
I'm sure plenty of anons have other creative ways to show love to their waifus

I wonder what kind of "tribute" would monster girl love
Commissions seem like they'd only please art fairies

>>16762121
Aquatic species are the best

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>>16762126
Skimpy clothes, cumstuffed stomach that's been plugged up with a large vibrator and a heavily strongfat physique.

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>>16762131
>strongfat
Hate this term so much.

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>Yosh! Today's the day I become Chieftain!

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>>16762121
I want to release (inside) the Kraken!

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>>16762137
>magically becomes petite and kuu

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>>16762089
I'm trying to draw her. Granted I suck on shading/linework/gestures/anatomy but I'm getting there, slowly.

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>>16762137
She says that every day, and every day she just gets beat down into the mud for challenging the chief! She'll never get it!

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>>16762113
No, it would be pretty stupid and we would never speak of it again. I would keep things pretty normal when it comes to positions and stuff like that, or at least I think so.
Doggy when I'm dominating her, Lotus when we are daughteru making and cowgirl when she is in control. There would be a lot more of course, but mostly just variations of those three. There would be sex in the air though.

>>16762115
Ah I see. In my case it would be just a few bites on me and maybe some soreness on both of us.

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>>16762142
I would never draw my waifu.
I'd draw my OCs, who are like daughterus to me, but not my waifu.

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>>16762146
Yeah, mine is a tad more extreme.
I'd be sporting lovebites for sure.

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>>16762083
When a monster girl wears a naked apron she is literally asking you to breed her
Make sure you make that clear before making her wear it

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>>16762146
That's a flexible Dragon!

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>>16762154
You should mark her neck in hickies to show that she belongs to you too.

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>>16762164
That I would.
I'd also need to make sure that everyone can see the trail running down her bloated stomach towards her womanhood.

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You wouldn't get romantically involved with a awkward water-dragon office lady, right?

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>>16762157
>Anubis waifu wears naked apron a lot
>Only does so because she has no spare clothes while washing her suit and making me breakfast before work
>Gets angry if I try to feel her up outside scheduled sex hours

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Nav shark

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>>16762059
My mistake, my memory of reading the unfinished and finished "Love Bites" got cataloged as two chapters/stories.

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>>16762174

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>>16762157
What if I prefer wearing the naked apron?

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>>16762178
Simple but cute.

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>>16762154
I would mostly keep the really lewd stuff at home, but if your dragon would be fine showing of the treatment she would recieve then mind as well do it.

>>16762159
Non lazy dragons are a cute.

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would you a carnifex?

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>>16762178
Cutie pie.

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>>16762182
Shut up Cecil.

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>>16762157
>breeding a griffon over the kitchen counter while she wears a naked apron
This expands the dong.

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>>16762175
>scheduled sex hours
>come home late one night
>Anubis storms up to you and grabs your arm, pulling you to the bedroom
>"You're late! We were supposed to be having sex 1 hour ago! I expect you to work twice as hard to make up for lost time!"

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>>16762186
No, but /d/ would.

You should go there.

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>>16762046
Good enough, lot of attention to detail and pretty accurate to what the mershark is described as. Both Kaia and her partner come off as pretty likable and they do more than just fuck.

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>>16762178
>them hips
I'd give her daughterus even though she lacks tits

[Anonymous No.]

I got something.
http://pastebin.com/Y0XHHzSq

Sometimes I wonder who actually reads my stuff outside of the roulettes, but it doesnt matter that much

Enjoy

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>>16762147
Why? I'm not judging, just curious is all.

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>>16762190
Eh?

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>>16762190
Who is hell is Cecil?

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>>16762195
So he doesn't deviate from MGE and did a story where they did more than:
>I FEEL LIKE MAKING FUCK
>ME TOO
>turgid erections and sex scenes described by a virgin

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>>16762178
Moshi moshi, shark desu

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>>16762200
>>16762203
Dragon slut.

Before Dragon cultist, there was Cecil.

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>>16762195
I found it boring personally
I'm more interested to see if Silent tackles the mershark, I can see that ending up cool

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>>16762185
I'd really only do it if she was a big-wig somewhere because I'd love to see her try to do serious or important things while looking ridiculously lewd.

Bonus if its bigamy and the other one is a griffon.

Then one can be muscled and the other can be pudgy.

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Would you rather kiss or irrumate a cute stone-faced Harpy?

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>>16762208
Nah nah. The girl who's grabbing my ass from behind while I'm in a naked apron isn't a dragon.

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>>16762204
They talk about foods she hasn't had before, he cooks for her, she pulls his boat to a sheltered area when a storm approaches, she catches fish for him, etc. They do a fair amount of things.

Plenty of use is made of her biting and the abilities of her scales and teeth too, which I appreciate as a lot of stories don't make enough use of the nonhuman attributes during sex.

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>>16761971
Nice

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>>16762213
Shoebill Harpies are CUTE.

But also scary.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFyIMTZ16Hk

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>>16762207
That shark looks malnourished, somebody get her some food ASAP!

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>>16762213
Kiss. I don't want to risk a chance of her getting bitey.

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>>16762199
Because I don't like advertising my waifu and can't into gradient hair.

It's also that I have a smidge more fun doodling them over others.

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"I roll in garbage then give everyone comforting hugs!"

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>>16762220
She's ordering a seafood pizza.

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>>16762215
So he did a boring but decrnt series of events then.
May have to read up eventually.

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>>16762229
Someone take this yeti to suplex city.

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>>16762229
She just needs a husband.

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>>16762218
They're the CUTEST. Literally made for nuzzles.

>>16762223
>he doesn't like bitejobs
A Shoebill Harpy biting my dick would be a dream come true.

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>>16762229
What a grouch!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXBkJC-Zscg

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>>16762229
Homeless Yeti needs to be hosed down.

[Anonymous No.]

I have been coughing up slime lately. There must be a Shog hiding nearby, sneaking stuff in my food.

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>>16762225
That makes sense. Personally I kind of like drawing backgrounds, it gives me a cozy feeling.

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>>16762243
No no. You have to shave her first. Follow up with a spot waxing, then a hosing.

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>>16762245
She's already inside you and will assume direct control until making you sign the marriage contract.

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>>16762245
>"Oh Mastah, if only you knew~"
>"You'll get used to it soon, mastah..."
Can a guy just order a pizza in peace, damn gurl

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>>16762249
Backgrounds are nice and are critical for atmosphere.

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>>16762253
>shave her
No anon

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>>16762255
>already inside you
Slime ouroboros no

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>>16762273
Anon yes.

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>>16762197
I enjoyed it.

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>>16762273
>not shaving her pubes for her while she's embarrassed and nervous

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>>16762276
That's way too mean.

That's up on the list of things that are just too mean.

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>>16762281
Fine, we can skip straight to the waxing.

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>>16762288
Still no. No hair removal.

Just say that she's meanie and that is far enough.

[Anonymous No.]

Would your job change much if you had a work flirt?

I used to fantasize about working with my waifu when i was a security guard. It would have made it a lot less lonely.

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>>16762288
And then it ends up like the 40 year old virgin.
Only it's now the 40 year old virgin yeti

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>>16762197
Good work Beast.

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>>16762297
Sorry *Monstergirl work flirt

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>>16762295
THESE CANDLES WONT BURN THEMSELVES

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>>16762297
I work at retail. I don't understand how that could be flirty. Only flirty environment I imagine is office but still, doing some work flirt with my waifu sounds hot.

Then again with MGs it's probably more work rape than it is flirt.

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>>16762307
I don't get it.

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>>16762295
You can make warm mittens and scarves from Yeti fur, shave the Yeti and stay cozy when it snows

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>>16762197
If people, like Thunder amazingly, can read my stories and be amused by a single dad and his Ryu daughter, generic fantasy land, etc, then people can definitely read your stories. You're very decent, even if your grammar grates my nerves and any misspelled words almost make me want to bang my head against a tree.

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>>16762186
I... I...

I'm aroused and I don't know WHY...

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>>16762211
Ehh bigamy isn't the thing for me. My dragon gets all the love and all the love alone, it's the least i could do for such a greedy creature.

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>>16762339
Well it's not for everyone.

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>>16762297
Not really, but I've been called "guilty" before by a Lich because of flirting.

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>>16762186
I'm into xenos so I would

Not the place for it though

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>>16762342
For sure. That and harems are big no nos for me especially when they involve fucking your own family. I can see bigamy working for me if my waifu wasn't a dragon though.

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>>16761775
>they were all multi-girl
But the second one wasn't?

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>>16762323
Thanks.
I know there's probably one or two mistakes in their but i like to think I've cleared the more glaring ones up.
I'll check again tomorrow.

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Shiny Shogg recolour when?

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>>16762373
With the tentacles?
There's the one with the guy whose platoon gets Dark Matter'd and the forest they're in turns into a bunch of tentacle girls, and theres the one where the guy gets taken off the streets and its like a lesson where a group of tentacles get taught how to please a guy. Unless I'm mistaken.

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>>16762385
Oh right, I forgot about that one. The third, then.

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>>16762384
You never gave me a color, mane. I'll work on that and the other requests I had this weekend. How would you like it?

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>>16762387
I was unaware there was a third, then. What's it called?

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>>16762197
That was nice.
It does bring up a question. Where do medusa get their gold needles?

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>>16762391
Sit back and relax.

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>>16762391
Sit Back and Relax, I think

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>>16762399
>>16762401
Aah, thanks.

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>>16762388
Oh sorry yeah my bad. If you're feeling artsy I'll say something like the colour out of space and leave it up to your interpretation. If not, a colour-swap with a Lava Golem would be cool too

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>>16762122
They don't even need to be types with animal ears to be cute.

>make increasingly sexual contracts with a lewd young demon
>starts from being her practice partner for kissing for a few hours
>over time escalates to her showing up with a collar, and handing the chain attached to it over to you after you sign the contract that makes her your sex slave for the rest of the night with nothing specified to be given in return, except you pounding her big butt
I bet a pink thong looks good on blue or purple skin.

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>>16762420
>Something like the colour out of space
I don't think Paint.net has 'Indescribable' in their color-wheel, but I'll see what I can do! And worse comes to worse a Lava Shog would be cool too. I'll be on it once I get home from the office

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>>16762432
Based. Thanks man!

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>>16762197
That was pretty good. It's interesting seeing more of the results after they meet than when they meet.
Personally, I prefer the funny and lewd shenanigans right after the dudes press the button, but I like the roulette series all the same.

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>>16762380
Try to be upbeat. Don't be a self deprecating fuck like me.

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>>16762442
there is a saying that a good artist worst critic is themselves.

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>>16762397
Adventurers with fox companions once their moon base is high levelee.

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>>16762444
I've definitely heard that before.

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>>16762399
>>16762401
Simple but really nice, thanks again for pointing it out to me. I think I'm falling for Tentacle.

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>>16762454
good cause sometimes I can't tell whats real and whats just in my head.

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>>16762460
Stop residing in lala land or else you'll become a quantum Lich who escapes reality so hard that you create real people out of your strong imagination.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to climb a mountain so a shortstack griffon can shout at me to 'Stay away from my magic swords!' only for a nearby, equally shortstack dragon to shout that the 'Feathere freak should go back in her ruin because he's OBVIOUSLY coming to plunder her hoard!'

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>>16762455
What do you like about them, anon?

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>>16762469
I'm a real big fan of things that should be horrifying or really lewd or extreme actually being really cute and timid or not-dangerous. Especially for her how it's not just gap moe, its her willingly and effortfully forcing herself to hold back her desires of just going to town on people because she really wants to show that she's a good girl and have a nice mutual relationship. Plus she's just really cute a design. And of course, once you DO get some sex with her, she can please you like no other and I really like that she gets bliss just from seeing you be happy, like she has an instinct to see people be happy.
I guess there's a little bit the inverse of some of the stuff the salamanderfag talks about too. Like how she wants to just be a cute homely girl that does nice things but deep down really wants to sexually please and do 'loving rape' things.
They're just really cute, and they really match what I think of when I think 'monstergirl'. Man. I'm really wanting to think about them more now.

[Anonymous No.]

How dangerous are the mofu mafia? Will they protect you from getting raped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762491
This brings up a good question.

Is a tentacle or a manticore better at milking a man using nonstandard orifices

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>>16762501
Tentacle, no contest.

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>>16762500
They'll protect you from being raped by anyone other than them

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>>16762491
That's really cute, mane. You sound like you want a more budding relationship with one as opposed to just getting raped one day or having it all happen at once, which is a nice sentiment.
Keep thinking about her then! Maybe it will turn into lovey-dovey hot tentacle sex with the equivalent of hand holding in the inverted missionary position.

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>>16762500
The mofu mafia are evil girls who live off the sorrow and misery of mofu addicts.

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>>16762501
The Manticore tailpussy probably has immense power but is pretty straightforward. The Tentacle's namesakes are like a thousand tiny individual things that can alter their shape and move in unique, specialized ways that you didn't even think were possible, but could potentially not have the power of a gorging tailpussy.
Still, overall I'd have to say tentacle.

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>>16762500
They would probably pull some demon-tier bullshit like "we'll protect you in exchange for your virginity".
Can't trust organized crime, unless their front is a Playland and Casino.

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>>16762500
I want to be inducted to the mofu mafia by my mafia waifu, who makes me get a full back tattoo to match hers!

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>>16762468
I want to meet a griffon with no intent to steal her treasure. After that I'll chat with her and be off with my adventure.

I would also throw coins at a dragon. Though this one might get flirty.

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>>16762500
They take care of the towns and areas that are in their territory, so long as they show proper respect.

Just watch out for their Kumiho members, they leave most of the enforcing work to them, they're not gentle foxes.

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>>16762500
I want to fight the mofu mafia.

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>>16762508
>They'll protect you from being raped by anyone other than them
What if I manage to marry their boss?

>>16762511
Then it's not their fault that mofu addicts are the way they are

>>16762519
That doesn't seem like a bad trade off

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>>16762531
>Anon does this
>Griffon and Dragon exchange serious, but silent, gazes
>Anon now has recurring NPCs in his adventure.

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>>16762509
Thanks. I think that is what I would like. It sounds really stupid but I just want to walk down the street with a Tentacle girlfriend in a nice outfit and just have a soothing day with her. All the other monstergirls would think she's gonna start violating me at any moment but we'd just have a relaxing time with only some occasional PDA and over-the-clothes petting and stuff. Maybe some being wrapped up, but just to soothe me and have her be satisfied in knowing its making me happy.
Sex would come that night, but just a day like that would make my life so much better.

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>>16762542
>Then it's not their fault that mofu addicts are the way they are

It is. They no damn well thoes guys can't survive without just a mere sniff so they keep them hooked. Even when they try to get their lives back on track, they'll get a letter in the mail telling him that there is a fox tail waiting for him at [Address]. Then they keep charging him when he keeps coming back.

Mofu mafia needs to be brought to justice and those poor mofu addicts out into rehabilitation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762500
Black-furred Foxes are rare!

RARE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762538
>Just watch out for their Kumiho members, they leave most of the enforcing work to them
I want to work with a Kumiho enforcer! pic related

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762559
And she is cute.
CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>"What am I doing with my life?"
>"I guess I just have to spend the rest of my life like this."
>"Man, I wish my husbando was real."

http://imgur.com/a/IrcxS

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762558
Keep this up and you'll get visited by one of them in the middle of night, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762568
Atleast she understands how I feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762567
Do not fluster the mofu hitwoman. She'll get distracted and might screw up her next job

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762559
They aren't THAT uncommon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762587
But anon, her next job is going to be being my wife!

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Lilim, Baphomet, Pharaoh, and Dragon Oneesan to forcefully violate me with their breasts. Like in that one Castah doujin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762576
>Sorry guys, I was completely mislead. These girls only have your best interests at heart!
>c-come on, just one more fluff

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762576
I'm gonna win big at their pachinko parlor until they have to remove me by force for draining their money!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762603
But anon, Baphomets are flat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762544
Would ask them to help me out along with donations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762588
then what color foxes are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762620
Asking them for donations or asking them to help you get donations?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762618
I want one with an elderly sister personality that can transform between a loli and stacked body type!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762622
Red.
Not orange, actual red.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762626
Onee-Baphos are starting to become the new nerdhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762538
Does this look like an enforcer to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762631
I enjoy them. Their so great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762626
Lame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762634
who knows what she is hiding within that mofy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762609
You can only exchange pachinko balls for prizes across the street, demand their finest Yeti plushie doll

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762640
Not as good as chubby dessert ruler!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762654
*Plump

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762634
What an ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762654
Thats why I include her in my harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762655
Damn, got it wrong.

Well the principle is the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762657
Why are chubby, smug lolis so nice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762666
Because they know why you're here, and you know why they're here, so why bother playing about it, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762631
I'd have to agree, it's basically the same thing behind it. A monster girl designed for one thing that explicitly isn't what someone is into, there's already dozens of girls that suit their tastes but that isn't enough, they want that one to be theirs as well.

There's so many onee-san types that there's absolutely no reason to drag Baphomets into it it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762669
Well, I dunno.
I kinda want her to sit in my lap for a bit while we watch her favorite shows.

I can even bring her favorite snacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762666
>chubby
Stop. That's not chubby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762631
Gap moe is cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762674
>her favorite shows are all hardcore maledom porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762673
Other monstergirls get lolified, so why can't loli monstergirls get older?
Need I remind you of the likes of Loli Wight and Loli Pharaoh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762673
Especially since we have perfectly good Titanias.

Think of the poor neglected Titanias.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762609
They'll take you into the backroom and rape and mofu you senseless before throwing you out into an alleyway without your wallet or dignity

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762681
I'm referencing the post the other guy was refering to.

>>16762684
Well thats terrifying.
Gonna hug her while we watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762673
While I somewhat agree, I don't personally get upset about it. Its not like anyone is keeping score on accuracy or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762687
Some people just want smug goats without it being lolicon.
What's wrong with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762685
Because older monster girls don't just spawn as adults, Baphomets are lolis when they're fully grown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762684
When will this shitty meme die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762698
It's just a change in body type anon, why is this a problem for you?
It's not taking what you like away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762697
Then use Satyros.

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>>16762691
That is the plan, I want their top mofu enforcers sent to get me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761071
I get the urge for her to sit on me while I lay on my back and her heaving chest rests on mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762703
Because you're just making everything a bland palette swap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762623
Ask them for help and give them money, but I would just give them money either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762700
How is that even a meme?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762697
So fuck a Satyros, god knows she could use some love.

[Anonymous No.]

Dark /m/ages

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762704
Some people don't like booze and want a powerhouse girl.

>>16762714
I'm not even doing it anon, I'm just asking why you're getting all flustered over something that doesn't even concern you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762692
She's going to want special hugs anon, normal hugs won't cut it no matter how good they are. In face, normal hugs might even make it worse. Are you willing to give those kind of hugs too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762717
>powerful girl is actually sub

It's a shit meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762716
Well, I guess you are adventuring with a dragon and griffon now.

>>16762725
Is this the kinda hug where I say its special but it mechanically isn't?

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>>16762697
Satyros exists, like that post of mine before said, it's people wanting to bend a monster girl to suit their tastes when the perfect one for what they want already exists.

Want an onee-san goat? Fuck a Satyros, Baphomets are imoutos.
>>16762703
It's not just a body type, it would have to change their entire personality too. Baphomets as a race hate tits, want to have a strong, reliable onii-chan and word of god is that oppai baphomets are both rare and hated by their own race.

Do you want an onee-san who's own kind despises her very existence? That's pretty selfish when you could have just had a Satyros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762724
My answer remains the same. If you make it so that every girl can fill every niche, what the hell is the point?
Profiles are interesting because of the things that set girls apart from all the others. If you take that away all you're left with is a world where everything is the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762730
>Is this the kinda hug where I say its special but it mechanically isn't?
No anon, you need to give her the real special hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762708
I wonder if you could even still feel her frantically racing heart through all that meaty, milk-gorged titflesh if you did that. But looking down and seeing her quivering flustered face as she tries to meekly mewl out a question as to what this has to do with improving milk quality would be all the stimulus I need to know it's working.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762728
Oh fuck off man, it's a Baphomet. Baphomets can definitely be subs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762738
Oh, so the one where I hug her while sticking it in so she can eat her snacks, watch her shows, get hugged, AND get the D

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762753
Yes anon, that's the kind!

[Anonymous No.]

How big do you like your mofu waifus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762761
B I G

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762578
What? Everyday being a boring, empty slog that blends together? Knowing that your perfect partner will never exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762759
Ok.
I'll do that.
After taking manticore venom of course.

>>16762761
Big in all ways.

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>>16762724
>Some people don't like booze
They don't have to drink, if the person hated it that much then a Satyros wouldn't push it on them. KC's girls don't make people do things they absolutely don't want to.
>and want a powerhouse girl.
Plenty of other powerful races exist that already have tits.
>I'm not even doing it anon, I'm just asking why you're getting all flustered over something that doesn't even concern you.
You say that like people don't start talking about older Baphomets or oppai versions half the time someone dares mention a Baphomet, it's hard to have a conversation about them without it coming up.

Quite similar to how nerdhound would instantly be mentioned any time someone mentioned Hellhounds when it was still being pushed, the other guy was right comparing the two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762761
Big in many ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762737
He's asking what that has to do with someone else doing it anyway though
Correct as you may be, what's the harm if someone else still just really likes imagining something that defeats the purpose? It's their fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762769
Good on you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762761
fun sized

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[Anonymous No.]

>>16762761
7 feet as always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762767
You hit it right on the mark

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762786
I should invest in one of these

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762780
Indeed.
She's gonna be full in both ways!
Would happily impregnate the smug, chubby daugtheru of the pharoah while the daughteru is still a loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762761
Small with an industrial hauls worth of mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762786
>tfw I'll never have 2 7ft dakis of my Big Sisters

I can't put this pain into words

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762779
Because when it gets relayed over and over in the thread, it ends up corrupting the thread's vision of it and ruins discussion of them forevermore.
See also: Oomukade, Raiju.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762786
Yeah, but does it glow in the dark

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762730
What. I was just helping them out. I wouldn't want to take their time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762786
>7.5 feet tall
>dat booty
Imagine facesitting from a girl this big and thick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762799
Anon if they're small how do you expect them to get around with all that fluff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762809
Too bad.
You accepted their help but didn't say how long it would be for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762815
fly with their tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762839
They can't even move it at that point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762844
dude, like tails from sonic and tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762818
I didn't accept their help, I just threw money at them so they could have bigger hoards. Do they want even more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762848
Tails has two normal sized tails, not "an industrial hauls worth of mofu."

[Anonymous No.]

Haremfag here. I did not expect my post to cause tension. It usually doesn't get much attention. Oh god what have I done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762870
I haven't been paying attention. What's going on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762885
I don't know either. Must be another order attack against the demonfags!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762890
Prepare the Dark Matter defense network.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762885
He posted about what he wants his Onee-harem to do to him and it just so happens to involve an Onee-Baphomet.
The sabbath supporters in the thread don't like it when people bring up Baphomets with womanly bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762903
It's not even about supporting the Sabbath, I prefer tits and even then I think non-loli Baphomets are special snowflake like when Satyros exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762890
Feck aff I'm drivin
Go invade some other Realm! Go attack Wonderland or sumthin!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762910
Some people want Baphomets specifically but don't like Loli anon.
There's nothing wrong with a change in body type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762918
Do not rext or else the wisps will get you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762919
>Some people want Baphomets specifically but don't like Baphomets

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762919
>some people specifically want a race that is a loli, hates anything that isn't a loli and treats non-loli members of their race like shit but don't like loli
>it can't be a race that shares a lot of the same features but has tits, it HAS to be the loli one
So retards.

[Anonymous No.]

A lot of baphonet arguments recently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762919
Here's a happy compromise: Why not just say a very powerful Goat Monstergirl that isn't a Satyros or a Baphomet? Like, say a Muskox type, or... a Dark Young. Actually, a Dark Young would be perfect for that.
I get it with 99% of other things but its just that the entire crux of Baphomet is that they're lolis
Like Onee-Witches, Devils, sure, even though they already have varieties that are older-body-types than them more or less, that's fine. Someone in here likes an Ara-ara Familiar I think. But Baphomet in particular is just kind of a bit nagging to say it should be an Onee-type.
I dunno I won't get mad about it or anything but I just can really see where the people that get annoyed by it are coming from. Go with a Dark Young instead and it more or less fits the bill.
>>16762921
Eh I'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762919
Normally I'd agree with you, but saying you want a busty, adult Baphomet is like saying you want a flat holstaur
I have to wash my mouth out even suggesting such a thing, dear god

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762919
Haremanon here. See: >>16762626
A loli is great too.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's brighten up the mood a bit.

Wocks! I love 'em!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762939
I want to run a Goat Farm that specializes in Baphomet milk.

Not a very high yield, but it's priceless, goes for a lot of money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762970
How does one milk the udderless?

[Anonymous No.]

>Are there any oppai-loli Baphomet?
>I think there are. But I think they'd be incredibly rare and regarded as heresy by the Sabbath. w
Even in response to loli ones with big tits, he plays it shy, doesn't give a direct answer and plays it off as a joke.

Even if that wasn't a polite Japanese no, that would mean adult looking ones are even more rare to the point that calling them snowflakey is actually pretty accurate. It's like the Baphomet equivalent of heterochromia or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762969
Wocks are too lewd.
Dragons should be more reserved!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762969
I'm going to marry Jabberwock someday!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762995
Thats cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762981
Right, at this point, wouldn't a /fit/ Satyros that swore off alchohol actually be more likely to happen?

Let's not beat around the bush here, these people only care about Baphos powerlevel and literally nothing else. A smug personality is not exclusive to any one MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762995
It's good that we have appropriate slut dragons, that means normal ones don't get as slutted.

Even if they become horny lizards for their husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763000
Ｓｑｕｉｓｈｙ

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762969
Do Wocks compete with each other to see who's the lewdest of all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762995
Maybe dragons should be more reserved. But I love my Wocks lewd.

>>16762999
I bet you are! And that day will be very soon with your spirits high! I'm going to marry a Jabberwock myself aswell.

>>16763000
I love Zombie Dragons. When you pair them with Wocks you get 2 girls who will always try to get in your pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763007
Zombieflayer?

>>16763009
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763009
I can just imagine 2 Wock sisters trying to make the loudest sex with their husbands in opposite rooms to "out fuck" each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763000
>>16763006
Its what I love about Zombie Dragons (among other things), you couldn't even get one to pay attention to you long enough to finish saying 'Mere female lizard' before she'd be distracted by thinking about Master's cock in her squishy ass.
They don't give no fucks about insults, call em a slut all you want, they don't give a shit. And that's why they're the best. Best slutty stupid mindbroken lovely girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762723
Yeah I have one of those.

What's it to ya?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763018
You're right about them being the best. But even if insults don't phase them, it's still kinda mean, ya get me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763030
The way I see it is this: They don't care. They really, truly do not give a shit if you call them all sorts of things. See its different from something like P'Orcs or other big time sub girls, Zombie Dragons don't get off to being called those things (without training), they just simply don't even let it phase them. It hardly even registers. A husband could say 'You sure are a big tittied slutty looking bimbo, honey, but you're my stupid tittymonster bimbo!' and all she'd think is 'Uwaah, hubby said some thing to me! I am so happy!'.
I don't do it as a mean thing, its kinda just a cathartic thing. A bit playful too. I dunno, but I don't think they mind whatsoever, and I love mine as much as the world even when I would call her all sorts of names just for fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763050
The only thing that would make her mad is harming her husband in front of her. She'd corrupt an entire city to smoke you out if she has to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763050
Id call mine cute nicknames while I compliment her instead of insults. I mean, I don't think Zombie Dragons are as braindead as people make them out to be.

Still, going to kiss my big undead sister on the horns and tell her she smells like a beautiful bouquet of flowers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763066
Exactly. Another part I love about them.
I'd love to know that if any of the villagers in the nearby town said anything bad about me, my faithful, loyal, and extremely powerful ZD would make sure they never did anything like that again. Even if she isn't too bright or can't focus on things too well, she's very, very useful like that. Just one more reason to reward her!
>>16763068
I suppose it's up to interpretation, but I like to imagine them as being pretty damn stupid. Sincerely, though, its why I love them so much. I don't know if its a typical thing but its like 'loving mindbreak'. I think I've talked about it before too, I just absolutely adore it with a girl like a Zombie Dragon, it just works too well and fits too perfectly. But do your thing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763018
That's true, having such a simple and slutty girl is pretty fitting for some people's fetishes.

>>16763030
Maybe they can get a bit mad and corrupt the shit out of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763068
The zombification only rots away her resistance to lust, not her intelligence. However she is only able to think about the dick, so anything that doesn't involve it she won't care (such as business and the like that some people headcanon)

If you tried to teach a ZD and promise to dick her as a reward she would fuck you up with her knowledge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763096
Oh of course Dragon Zombies to me are still a little on the lesser side when it comes to their intelligence. But that's ok because I love them no matter what, and I've dreamed of teaching my big sister things like math. It would be a cute experience and would build a lot of trust. That and the promise of sex after would make her work hard.

I'd want to show her how much I love her through gentle and soft missionary while handholding and telling her that she means the world to me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763124
>However she is only able to think about the dick, so anything that doesn't involve it she won't care
Yup, they're a lot like wurms in that respect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763103
Very, very fitting.
>Maybe they can get a bit mad and corrupt the shit out of you

>human women chattering about the Zombie Dragon waiting outside the store next to them for her husband to come out
>She's just staring blankly, a content smile on her face, idly fingering herself, not a care in the world other than wondering where hubby went
>One bold human girl gets uppity and calls over to her
>"Hey! Bimbo! What's an idiot like you doing downtown, do they let you people in here?"
>Her friends laugh and she smirks, but the Zombie Dragon just momentarily glances over with a lazy smile before returning to fingering herself, clearly not caring
>Human girl gets angry that it didn't have as much of an effect and goes in again
>"Dumb bitch- you really are a disgrace, you know? Standing there looking like a dribbling fool... I'm sure you can't even properly satisfy your husba-"
>Husband hears a ear splitting shriek then a sound like a gas explosion, walks outside to see what's going on
>All he sees is his ZD wife smiling and playing with herself right where he left her, a group of regular zombie women laying down in the grass not too far away
>Thinks nothing of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763131
Yeah, except wurms are simple overall, ZD are just simple because the cock game is too good.

>>16763136
I can see it happening, but you would need to be another level of retard to mess with a dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763131
Wurms are more on the ferocious side though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763136
I dunno about you anons, but comfy modern setting with my Dragons is where it's at. I can just imagine living in an apartment with my waifus, would make for some shenanigans.

I'd feel sorry for my neighbours though, the amount of noise from that bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763147
Yeah, maybe they were distracted by her extremely sluggish and passive demeanor of just standing there for a half hour staring into space.
>>16763126
That sounds cute as well, and good for you.

I can totally accept that my interpretation of the profile may not be entirely correct and they may be more intelligent canonically than my fantasy would allow for, but personally its just too enjoyable for me to give up on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763157
Eh, I don't really imagine myself in a modern setting when thinking of Monstergirls. Just doesn't really work for me personally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763160
Yeah man ain't not problem in that. It's love for zombie dragons, how can I hate that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763147
>Yeah, except wurms are simple overall, ZD are just simple because the cock game is too good.
Yeah, Wurms aren't stupid like people claim, low on intelligence outside of the things they care about sure but they only really need to know how to do the basics such as hunt and rape anyway.
>>16763150
They really are terrifying creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763162
That's completely fine, it is difficult to stay as canon as possible while being in a modern setting. So that's where I find it falls off a bit, but still I'd just love to live that life with my special dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763165
Precisely!
I promise everything I do for and to her is in love, even if some people might think its coming from a mean or a cruel place. Its a collar of compassion and a leash of love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763170
You really can't stay canon because the setting wasn't really made for modern stuff especially with mamono mana and the like. Though it is pretty comfy to imagine me and my dragon waifu going through the daily life.

>>16763157
Mamono mana wall are sound proof as well!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763177
I don't wanna take the mood to a bad turn or anything. But I definitely ain't into that kinda stuff and it does seem very mean/cruel to me personally. Actually, it disgusts me.

But it's fine if you have that fetish. It's just me being a grumpy ass.

>>16763181
Yeah, well when I say canon I pretty much mean the girl's canon. As in profile canon because modern setting and MGE just don't mix. I'd love to see my big sister's playing video games together though, that would be cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763181
>Mamono mana wall are sound proof as well!
In a typical Dark demon realm, they actually probably amplify sound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763194
Dark realms are a bit different. Too lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763193
Yeah, it is, but that's your history anyway, so its okay! Totally expected, no worries! Keep enjoying yourself and telling other people that what they're into is disgusting, no problem.

[Anonymous No.]

Big dominant wolfus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763193
You know you disguise it (or try to) but you're still kind of overbearing and annoying, cultistfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763206
This doujin was a huge let down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763206
I can't even begin to express how disappointed I am with how that doujin went.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763211
>>16763213
Christ, me too. I just saved that page and pretend the rest doesn't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763206
>that doujin
Why must you remind me of this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763208
He's got an inherent compulsion to tell others he's upset with them. At least he's passive aggressive about it now instead of shitting up the whole thread like he did before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763204
Shit man I'm sorry. I went way to overboard with that.

>Keep enjoying yourself and telling other people that what they're into is disgusting, no problem.

Is this sarcasm? Like I said I'm sorry.

>>16763208
Really? Please man it was a mistake, I just got angry because I pictured my big sister in such a state which made me overreact in a very autistic way[/spoiled]. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763221
>wet dog smell

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763236
>"wet" dog smell

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763226
Yeah you got angry at people fucking their dragons before too and wouldn't shut up about it, and then went and put yourself in a bigamous relationship with them that you always have to remind people of
If there's anyone who's stupid and doesn't think clearly here because they've got a one track mind, it ain't the Dragon Zombie

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763254
I'm really fucking sorry, please don't hate me. I can not be an asshole like I always was, I won't overreact like an idiot. Can we get back to talking about cute dragon zombies? Please?

>bigamous relationship with them that you always have to remind people of

Please I just love them so much. You can understand, right? I know I'm being stupid and I have no excuse.

[Anonymous No.]

Never should have cum here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763279
Squiiiiiiiiiid

[Anonymous No.]

I want to embarrass some Himedere Elves!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763289
What does the ink taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763211
>>16763213
>>16763222
I haven't read it. Why does it suck? It looks good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763295
Probably like the culinary variety but even better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763295
Apparently its a delicacy in some places. But in that case, just as she annoyedly spurts it in your face? Like ink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763289
That Anon's gonna have a hell of a laundry day

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763297
Looks great by that slide doesn't? Well past that slide it just descends into gangbang shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762740
You'd likely feel the blood rushing and the heat radiating off of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762213
Why the fuck is this /a/'s memeshow of the season?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763300
>just as she annoyedly spurts it in your face?
what about when used for defense?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763303
That doesn't sound THAT bad. Might not be good but still fapebel.
What's it called anyhow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763277
Guy that was talking about my ZD mindbreakfu here. Just chill. My post was saying right there that everything I do for her is out of love and you said 'well its actually seems really cruel and it disgusts me but its just your fetish so whatever'. Just learn how to say 'that's not my thing' without having to say 'that's not my thing and its actually disgusting'. It shouldn't be too difficult. That's all.

[Anonymous No.]

Doodled my Fairy again.
Tried to go for a smuggish look instead of just
>1 Int

Also that one Anon on /vg/ was right about my art being huge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763307
>Big flustered megamilk cow
>Heated up like a warming blanket
Perfect. Warm milk for before bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763319
I want an entire herd of cows to cuddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763318
/vg/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763318
needs improvment

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763313
Im so sorry, I bet your waifu is a beautiful girl and you do it out of love. I have no business in it and you're right, I should've just said it wasn't my thing but my autistic anger took over and I was being the annoying shit everyone in the thread hated again. Like I said I'm really sorry, it's just not my thing.

I want to teach my Zombie Dragon how to play patty cake! I bet she'd love it and given her (relatively) simple mind she'd play it all the time. Begging her sister to play it with her all the time aswell. That warms my heart. What about yours anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763326
Alicesoft thread on /vg/.
I do shit there too. Did a thing for Bloodborn and Dark Souls threads too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16759854


>Got yourself a shy mothgirl.
>To embarrassed to hold hands in public.
>Have to make do with her pinky while her eyes nervously shift around.
>It takes ages before she is brave enough to cuddle.
>One faithful night she slowly stands up, while you watch television.
>Oh boy, her it comes.
>She places herself between your lap, her knuckles white from anxiety, press against her knees.
>As her face becomes beet red, you gently pat her head.
"TSICH"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efyufhtO7VU

>wtf
>Start gently rubbing her.
"TSICH TSICH TSICH"
>Spent rest of the evening touching her head.
>Completely memorized with her cute squeels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763328
In what ways?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763336
>that video

Uh muh heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763336
This, I want this, all of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763289
I want to do this to a dorome

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763324
Once you have one, you want another.
Just build a barn house with a big bedroom, shower, and a nice kitchen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763336
This is an ancient greentext.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763354
only like a year right ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763353
I want the brown cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763359
It goes all the way back to /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763353
I can't build.

Can't I just fall from the sky into their farm when the portals open?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763332
...Actually that does sound really cute and fun. I could see mine wanting to play it in town when she's out running errands and sees a little girl on her own. And it's funny to think if she would suggest it if she ever ran into a living dragon. The living dragon would be horrified at the sight of one of her kind acting like that, but my gal would just keep trying to rope her in to play because it would be how she would connect with them. Sounds fun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763364
was that 2 years ago already ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763353
If you build it, they will cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16759854
moths are for heart break

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763351
Would she just barf mud all over you with a playful 'bleaaaaaah'? Sounds cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763367
That's beyond heart melting cute!

Now I'm just imagining my big sister getting distracted by a play ground full of children and daughterus, she's there giving them piggy back rides, gently pushing them on the swings, playing patty cake, hop scotch. She's going to make such a good mother and a I know yours will aswell. Although it's going to take a lot of work, amiright?

Simple minded girls are too pure for this world. Too innocent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763375
i remember when /a/ was all over moth chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no evil lamia goddess to make children with

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763391
But that would just create more evil lamia goddesses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763363
I want to lick her tsundairy abs while she moans.

I want to lick the bitchy looking ones ears while she begs for more.

I want the short one who is still taller than me to maybe be into role play.

I want middle to be caring but also secretly the horniest.

I want massive to be embarrassed but forceful when asking for milking. Like a horny ninja, just sneaking up and revealing a titty and starting to tear up while a vein is popping up from them being so engorged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763392
demi-godly evil lamias*

that doesnt sound too bad,what is the worst that could happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763379
Too true. They deserve the utmost care and protection, in which ever way most suits them individually. And in turn, they can be quite protective themselves.
What happens when someone threatens you, I wonder? How do your normally lustful dragons react to knowing someone were insulting you or perhaps even putting you in danger?
Mine of course I think I've described before, but I don't think I've heard that part about your sisters before. It's always interesting to hear about Dragons defending their husbands. Or I guess otoutos in your case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763397
Evil snsklets released unto the world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763391
To be fair, her O-face is quite nightmare inducing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763392
That one's an Echidna, so you'd only get one more.
Plus a whole bunch of other species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763386
I haven't forgotten Moth-chan and her love of metal.

[Anonymous No.]

Explain me this dragon cultist thing. I know it's the onee-san guy, but what happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763405
Anon I can just imagine you being denied service at a shop because of your Undead Waifu. Then coming back the next day to find the whole building covered in a cloud of green sparkly gas. The sound of the shop owner and his wife banging inside echoing through the village. Atleast your waifu did good. Speaking of Zombie Dragon breathe, does your special dragon use it mid sex? Like blowing a small cloud into your face?

For me if my waifus found out I wasn't being treated nicely, I imagine they'd take that quite personally. Depending on the severity of the situation. Although, I've got this cute idea in my head of my big sisters combining their breathe into one whole pink/purple/green sparkly cloud of lewd flames. That's enough to get any man instant heart pupiled and the rushing urge to breed that special lady of his. That or he turns into a submissive slut in the slut position, just so vulnerable to an MGs attack.

>It's always interesting to hear about Dragons defending their husbands.

Gotta protect their precious treasure. It's especially interesting when a generally lewd Dragon turns defensive for their hubby. It's cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760308
The worse implication is that, based on the logic by which Cait and Cu Siths operate, there's no reason to assume that the same reasoning couldn't be applied to Demon Realm Beasts, increasing the surplus of furries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763439
>At least your waifu did good
She'd have definitely earned herself a special treat that night of her choice, that's for certain.
>Does your special dragon use it mid sex? Like blowing a small cloud into your face?
Well, for me personally, I usually like to be in control in the bedroom, so it would normally be a rule that she isn't supposed to use it as if she did I'd go completely lust-driven insane for the time being, and I would like at least one person in the room to be able to have enough presence of mind to recognize the passage of time, or we'd be in there for potentially weeks or longer.
That said, if she's earned a very special reward I can see me setting aside my schedule for the next month and telling her she'd be allowed to use it. And I definitely would say there would be some times where normally during sex she'd be so overwhelmed by pleasure that she'd accidentally start spewing it out. She'd be really embarrassed when that happens and once she realized it might ask to be punished, but in truth I couldn't bring myself to be mad at her for it!
It just shows she was in the heights of ecstasy if she got to the point where she could break a rule without knowing it. Its flattering more than anything!
Also, I'm imagining your dragons doing some corny but cute 'special move' dance before letting off a heart shaped blast of lewd flame. Sounds adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761176
>Incidental ASMR in her sleep
Rachnee triple-confirmed best EMG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763458
>Incidental Sexually Explicit ASMR in her sleep
Beyond S Tier
God Tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763456
>we'd be in there for potentially weeks or longer.

How else are you supposed to get a cute daughteru, anon? You need to keep that womb full!

>overwhelmed by pleasure that she'd accidentally start spewing it out.

That sounds lewd now I think about it. Both of my waifus would probably do it. Like it sort of "drooling" from their mouths or coming out when they exhale after every thrust. Then again I wouldn't mind, I'd find it cute and a sign that I'm doing a good job at making them feel the most pleasure they possibly could. Explaining to my boss why my pelvis is sore and why I haven't been in for the past week would be hard.

>I'm imagining your dragons doing some corny but cute 'special move' dance before letting off a heart shaped blast of lewd flame.

That does sound adorable! I just fear walking the corner into the bedroom and seeing them preparing for that attack on me. Those cheeky girls, they know it would make me have A DIRE NEED TO BREED.

>She'd be really embarrassed when that happens and once she realized it might ask to be punished, but in truth I couldn't bring myself to be mad at her for it!
>Your ZD prepares for her punishment but you just open your mouth and ask if she can do it directly into your mouth instead.

That's lewd anon. But it's giving me ideas of lewd breathe transferring into your mouth through deep passionate kissing. Having her intoxicating breathe the only thing you could breathe. Thats too much for a Christian board like this and it just adds to my kissing fetish. What do you think anon?

[Anonymous No.]

What are useful things that Gremlins would probably create for shits and giggles?

[Anonymous No.]

"So you couldn't get a REAL girl, could you?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763503
https://youtu.be/Nqk_nWAjBus

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763505
Nope. But does a human girl have scales?

Exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763505
Fuck you dad, you're a liar and a thief.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763479
I hear ya. That's kind of the funny thing as far as the whole directly receiving the ZD miasma breath: while deeply kissing and slowly letting more and more and more of it ooze into my mouth and down my throat, it would actually make my mind go blanker and blanker until it temporarily was just like hers!
I imagine she'd make some silly simple observation like 'Huh huh, master is just like dolly now!'. Though we'd probably just fuck like animals and she'd keep pumping me full of miasma through sloppy horny kisses to keep me going, Its really cute to imagine us both just sitting there being super simple minded giggling without a care in the world. Maybe she'd even lazily play paddycake with me and in my stupor.I'd just giggle and play along with her. Who knows what else she might do for fun while we're both in such a state?
Very cute, but very strictly a rarity, and very strict rules on not telling anyone that I let it happen on occasion!

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>>16763505
my parents would just be glad I brought a girl home,
it could be a freaking alp that was my childhood friend back when they knew it as that boy across the street. s long as it can give them grandchildren they dont care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763510
Her version would probably just involve some Automaton loli she recently excavated just sitting in a box and flipping switches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763518
She can have though. Open a dirty one's pants and you'll see the magic happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763510
>I mean that's cool Gremmy-chan, but why?
>She just stares at you with a grin, slowly fading into a blank face, then a small frown, then furrowed brows as she seems deep in thought
>"..."

It was in the trashcan later that night when you walked by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763536
I want you to know I found this highly amusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763521
>dolly

Oh, so that's her name anon?

>Though we'd probably just fuck like animals and she'd keep pumping me full of miasma through sloppy horny kisses to keep me going,

Sounds hot, wish I could do that with my big sisters. It's a constant flow of fuck and her fuck gas in my lungs.

>spoiler

I can just imagine how cute that is. Would probably end in lazy cuddles together, which is never a bad thing. If I ever did it, I'm not sure what my Wocker would think, maybe we'd just do it in private and on a special occasion. And really when you're both on a similar mindset, it can make you both connect really well. Maybe my Wock would get involved and we'd just be breathing each other's gas into our mouths having a funny giggly time.

It would look like we're cooking meth to our neighbours though.

I know I said those bad things about that made dom stuff. Well, I mean I wouldn't object if my big sisters planned something special and came to me with 2 leashes and 2 collars saying they wanted to be my "breeding bitches" on this special occasion. Would be lewd seeing them both at my dick with their leashes in my hand. But this is a special rare occasion!. I'd repay them for the great time with all the cuddles and all the grooming!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763505
At least it's a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763558
It's an Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763503
>A device that brushes your teeth while you sleep
>A super powerful freeze-ray for when she wants ice-cream
>A cannon that shoots by harnessing the pressure of cooked popcorn
>A device that burrows in the middle of a neighboring village and makes spooky scary noises at night
>Self-Operating Napkin, or at least pants with napkins built in so people won't look at you funny for wiping food on them

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763565
>>16763524
I've always been found of the premise of having a good childhood friend and years later come to find he is a she now.
is that too weird for /mgt/? its a canon mge girl but i wonder if that crosses the line with you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763565
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763575
It's not weird if you don't fuck her.

[Anonymous No.]

Forehead pengin best pengin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763505
Fundamentalist bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763575
Personally I tend to like alps too, because you can have any MG you want if you throw a complete faggot at the monster girl you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763581
I like install the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763579
But what if it's just bro helping out the sexual frustration of another bro? That ain't gay is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763553
Yep! Her name now, anyway. No use remembering her name from before, those days are in the past.
>It's a constant flow of fuck and her fuck gas in my lungs
>Maybe my Wock would get involved and we'd all just be breathing each others' gas into our mouths having a funny giggly time. It would look like we're cooking meth to our neighbors though.
In a pseudo sort of way, that's the delightful fun of it. Just imagine you laying down there with your big dragon sisters, all of you functionally high as a kite off of miasma as it hangs thick in the air, the only thing existing in the world that your mind can focus on being having fun in the moment in that room.
Lazily rolling around and giggling, randomly slipping in and out of smiling tonguey make out sessions or fucking in weird, strange positions, everyone's eyes heart pupiled and half-lidded as you can't even begin to think about anything other than just having a good time and indulging in pleasure. Doesn't that sound great?
>spoiler
Isn't it just enticing to think of, in your case once and a while? I believe its one of the ways you can help your waifu achieve the highest pleasure imaginable. But that's good to hear you'd be willing to experiment.

[Anonymous No.]

How common are MGs that don't know how hot their body is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763599
That's impossible to tell since monster girls aren't real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763599
are MGs self aware?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763587
A fine choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763604
monster girls are not a myth, I've seen them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763575
>>>/lgbt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763599
I'm sure there are plenty of individuals who are like that, as it's a personality type that would make them more attractive to a certain subset of guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763599
More than you think, assuming you're part of the camp that feels that even a single species can vary in personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>be a new teacher at MGC High
>you get put in charge of a small class made up of a pack of delinquent wolf girls
>turns out these girls are rejects that other teachers have given up on, so as a former delinquent yourself, you feel for them
>so, through tough love and a lot of headpats, you help them become star students
>unfortunately, you couldn't fix their wild attitudes, which is especially problematic because they've all fallen in love with you
>now, whenever you walk through the halls, they intimidate people into clearing a path for you and won't stand for anyone badmouthing you, including teachers
>plus, if they see any girls getting friendly with you, they tell those bitches to fuck off because your THEIR Alpha

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763617
That sounds absolutely heavenly, it's a shame it will never happen to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763587
>>16763606
>not emperor
smdh

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763617
Pretty cool. I like the idea of aggressive girls like that that aren't psychotic like yanderes but still dont let any other girls get near you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763622
Nootlets, when will they learn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763593
Dolly is such a cute name, anon! Would you have it printed on her collar?

>Doesn't that sound great?

That sounds like a fantastic Friday night. No worries in the world, in the end we'd wake up all in one cuddle pile. That or a I wake up to a sleepy Dragon Zombie rubbing her pussy into my face in a slow rhythm and a Jabberwock doing the same thing on my dick. Great way to deal with morning wood.


>I believe its one of the ways you can help your waifu achieve the highest pleasure imaginable.

I can see it being a great trust building exercise. They trust me to be gentle and to give them the time of their life. That and not to come off as a bit too selfish but it would be great please for me aswell, I prefer for the girl to be in control but the idea of just tugging on their leash a bit to tell them what to do sounds hot. And I'd love to experiment with my big sisters, maybe I'd have some personal limits but apart from that, anything to please my big sisters. Hell I'd even visit a Sabbath witch to pick up some Loli potions. I'd have a great time with those and my Big Sisters.

You know anon. I'm glad we had this comfy conversation about our ZD. Makes me feel happy inside discussing my Big Sister as I imagine it dose with your waifu aswell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763610
I like to think that each MG species is near monolithic the same personality and those that deviate become outcasts, these outcasts then form a rebel group, notorious for their terrorist acts, though since this is mge and thus no violence most of their terrorist acts are just playing practical jokes on the monster lord, whoopee cushions, hand in warm water while sleeping ect...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763620
Don't doubt it. Because it could. You'd have those wolfus calling you Alpha in no time.

>>16763617
What happens when they go into heat though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763633
I like boobies

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763646
Anon, monster girls will never be real. Something like that will never happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763653
I will make it happen , with the sweat of my own brow

[Anonymous No.]

Which monstergirl would give me the motivation I need to put out stories more than once in a blue moon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763653
couldn't they at least make like a monster girl real doll?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763622
Emperor is the pleb filter.
>>16763633
I should ask you the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763658
You and I both know you'll never do something like that.

>>16763662
But that's sexist, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763653
Are you forgetting that the portals open in October?

>>16763661
Something with a long and big tail to smack you over the head and tell you to get back to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763671
dont you mean sexy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763639
On ALL of her collars! From the simple to the extravagant.
>hat or a I wake up to a sleepy Dragon Zombie rubbing her pussy into my face
Heavenly, and definitely how I prefer mine to wake me up every morning as well. Just be sure to not drown!
It does, it's always nice to get to talk more about my own and I'm glad to hear you branching out with yours as well. I bet my idea of getting high off of miasma with your sisters will stick with you just like your idea of paddycake and sometimes secretly playing it with my waifu will stick with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763674
The portals aren't going to be a thing, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763651
Always giggled at the name of these when I was a kid, my dad was really into birdwatching. She's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763646
>What happens when they go into heat though?
A lot of in-fighting as they try to decide who gets to be the first to fuck you. Also, they'll be trying to tempt you whenever they get the chance.
>"Hey, Teach. This horny bitch could really use a stud like you right now. You like puppies, right?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763674
What this about october?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763687
Damn anon now you're giving me a few ideas for when my big sisters want to put me in a collar and leash, maybe forcing me to eat them out. Collars are beautiful.

>I bet my idea of getting high off of miasma with your sisters will stick with you

It sure will, the amount of orgy fantasies I can think of while high on that stuff is going through the roof.

Well what a lovely conversation this has been. I'm afraid I'll have to drift off to sleep now, so may you have dreams of your waifu, anon. And I hope you wake up to her pussy in your face.

Sweet dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763688
P-Prove it!

>>16763702
Our waifus come of course!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763708
Delightful. You as well, anon. Dream of purple and pale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763710
The burden of proof falls on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763717
OH BOY, IS IT TIME TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT our escapism isn't going anywhere were all depressed and monster-girls will never ever be real and that there is only the false hope we cling to so we don't commit suicide because we wont do anything in our lives?

In the grimdarkness of now, there is only depression, no hope among anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763736
Even if they were real, they wouldn't like us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763710
Man, even if they ever became real, I'd still be alone. I'm scared of interacting with normal human beings, monster girls would put me over the edge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763736
Just get used to the feeling mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763746
I'm more familiar with it than I wish I was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763749
Good. Means you are on the right path.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763736
Not everyone feels like that though. But I don't mind if people like using this as a way to vent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763458
>>16763464
>implying it was ever up for debate
The only bad thing about Rachne is the fact that she's in MGE. She deserves her own darling to dote on, and her own manga of just cute romantic sometimes lewd SoL happenings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763505
I've failed you, father. You must take it upon yourself to protect the future of the human race. Here, I've already taken it upon myself to find a girl for you. What? Humans aren't purple? Mountains of madness? What? Ah, you're just going senile, don't worry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763767
>The only bad thing about Rachne is the fact that she's in MGE
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763688
>>16763702
2018, brothers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763780
EMG*

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763787
EMG has better spiders anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763792
Your waifu is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that it is completely 100% okay to fuck a loli monster in the butt with absolutely no negative repercussions no matter how young they are. As long as it's not in the pussy it's not actually sex, so both you and she are still pure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763795
You don't even know my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763782
That's what you said about this year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763792
>EMG thread remnants

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763797
Sure thing. But even so I wouldn't do it depending on her species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763798
It's that shitty knockoff excuse for a spider you keep spamming pictures of going "Oh no, this retard has got herself stuck in the web, what do????"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763797
Your message is worthless without the free beer and pizza you bribe men with, Sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna find a shortstack ushi and cuddle her before she can rape me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763736
there is always hope

[Anonymous No.]

which monstergirl would be a tsundere that would receive head patts and would try to pretend (unsuccessfully) that she doesn't like them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763860
medusa

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763860
Sharks.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna get hit on by a wolfu with a tenuous grip on English, and maybe more liquid courage and encouragement from friends than sense or embarrassment at the moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763863
>Sharks
>Tsundere
>Not the scary touch archetype that is secretly a huge sluts for hugs and headpats and affection

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763866
>scary touch archetype
i do not know what that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763870
I think he meant tough

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763874
I did

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763874
is that mutually exclusive to tsundere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763866
So a dire tsundere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763882
>Dire mersharks
Gonna cuddle them so hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763882
Except she wouldn't physically and emotionally abuse you because of her own failings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763839
Wrong, autist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763882
so theres like different type of tsuinderes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763797
What about in the mouth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763886
She will when you try to pat her in public and she gets embarrassed. Gotta keep looking tough.

>>16763889
Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763864
I wanna get hit by a wolfu fluent in several languages after calling her a small dog and pass out in a puddle of rum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763892
Of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763909
Does she need a doctor or is she just lactose intolerant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763913
She's fine, just a little broken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763505
And you couldn't get a super model for a wife.

Your move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763889
There's people trying to cram things into tsundere because they struggle to comprehend personalities outside of anime tropes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763503
Nuclear powered vibrator.

It plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA when set to high.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763896
>She will when you try to pat her in public and she gets embarrassed. Gotta keep looking tough.
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763961
Ask for tsunderes, recieve tsunderes. Her bites are just a way to show her love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763953
That's an intense workout.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763736
Oh man, if you want Escapism, why don't you head over to /tg/, and check out Jumpchain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763968
>Ask for tsunderes, recieve tsunderes.
I didn't. Tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763979
>which monstergirl would be a tsundere

There are even tsundere shark gifs out there. It's in their blood.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>16763987
My response was
>sharks
>Tsundere
Implying that I ridiculed the notion
>There are even tsundere shark gifs out there. It's in their blood.
Those gifs were shit. The shark needed to tear the divers apart to be tsundere

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763797
>>16763909
Loli monsters love to play the butt game and have the inside of their throat tingled
It's healthy, educative, fun and safe!

[Anonymous No.]

itty bitty kitty titty

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764018
>The shark needed to tear the divers apart to be tsundere
Nah, that would be yandere or just a random crazy.

Sharks act all though and evil, but deep inside they care for you and are just bad at showing their true feelings. It's why they do it through bites. They are tsundere.

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>>16763951
>personalities outside of anime tropes.
no need for that

[Anonymous No.]

Good night all, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that it's wrong to carry out mer-lolis from the sea, be they mersharks, mermaids, or some other variation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764038
You don't get to call it a tsundere when she's not tsun, nigger. She'd feign indifference at best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764027
gonna put some itty bitty kitties in the itty bitty kitty

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764045
How else am I supposed to take them out on dates?
Last time I checked, there aren't too many restaurants under the sea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764001
big brown and delicious

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764059
They're lolis, they're for giving snacks and making a good impression so they can come for you when they're older

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764050
>Bites the guy to hell and back
>Melts when he headpats her
Alright anon, if you don't want to call the tsundere shark tsundere I'm fine with it. I'm sure there are a lot of different shark species out there in the sea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764075
>hell and back
Lovebites, To lovingly mark him. Lovebites aren't Tsun

[Anonymous No.]

>No Lich with these proportions

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763767
EMG would be infinitely better if it more closely followed Okayado's old lewd comics.
>SoL about a series of near-identical brothers each with their own Monster Girl Wife
>No harem gimmick
But on the other hand, no harem, no Smith using Darling as the dumping ground for shit she doesn't want to deal with, which I do think is an amusing gag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764083
Damn, shes thicc

[Anonymous No.]

>Baphomet wants to tell you a secret
>She motions you closer till her lips are mere millimeters from your ear
>Yells "SECRET!" as loud as she can
Wat do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764103
Fuck a big girl and impregnate her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764074
But I don't live anywhere near the ocean. How will a Mermaid ever find me afterwards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764103
Forcefully cram an obnoxiously long and thick dildo gag down her throat, then put a painfully tight locking muzzle harness over that and not let her out of her predicament until I feel she's sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764103
Later on call her over and tell her I have a secret for her as well, then when she gets close yell IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES GUILLOTIIIIINE YUH https://youtu.be/s4l7bmTJ7j8

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764113
Jesus fuck anon, that's hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764103
Turn around and slap her as hard as I can

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764103
German Suplex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764001
>>16764066
Why are big brown girls so perfect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764103
>>16764137

SUPLEX CITY BITCH

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764144
Science has yet to come to a conclusion

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764103
>>16764147
Who would win, 10 Baphomets or 1 Iron Sheik who just told them he will break their backs and make them humble?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764103
>implying I'd ever let a loli ever get that close to me, loli, gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764159
They gon learn

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764162
Don't you ever want daughterus though anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764159
The obvious answer is Iron Sheik

[Anonymous No.]

So something has been bugging me lately. Were there male monsters in MGE before the current Demon Lord came to power? If so, does that mean that 50% of the oldest MGs are actually Alp variants? If the logic goes that Alping comes from a desire to be with a man as a male with enough DE, and that the DL instilled all monsters with that desire, all previously male monsters defaulted to one gender upon her rewriting of the rules?

[Anonymous No.]

Do you ever get the feeling that Monster Girls are imminent? As you're looking out at your classmates or co-workers, you feel like, in a couple of days/weeks/months there will be all sorts of monster girls working and living alongside you?
How do you accept and convince yourself that this will never happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764258
Read demihuman lore

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764261
Don't have to. In the coming days/weeks/months, never happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764258
>does that mean that 50% of the oldest MGs are actually Alp variants?
Yes. All the pharoahs were men

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764261
But it will happen, Anon.
I hear the noises that go bump in the night. I see the shadows from the corners of my eyes.
Glowing objects float around my home. Things that shouldn't be, are. and things that are, should not.
The waifus will soon be upon us, lads.
The waifus will soon be up on us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764261
Honestly? Yes. I don't know if it's my body finally craping out on me or what, but I feel my foothold in this reality is slipping. I had like a week of migraines and now my vision and thoughts weirdly unfocused. I'll slip into my waifu's reality any day now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764276
There were female pharaohs though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764264
Gotcha, so Elf and Dwarf males just kinda got bred out with the shift. No interest after the corruption. I guess that makes sense enough for most races?

Then again, Skeletons still exist. 'Around undead watch where you tread' and whatnot.

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>>16764277
>I hear the noises that go bump in the night. I see the shadows from the corners of my eyes.
>Glowing objects float around my home. Things that shouldn't be, are. and things that are, should not.
Thats probably paranoia.

I also see them, shadows always in the shape of a person, i sware its my waifu but my brain tells me i just havent had enough sleep yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764290
>12) Are there genderbend Pharaohs?[61]

>There are. Or perhaps I should say that there's many genderbend ones since many kings were originally men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764308
Looks like apophis wins again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764308
KC says undead men can't be gender bent, yet says undead gender bending is a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764316
You can genderbent all monsterboys and the skeletons of men and alps. That's it afaik.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764304
I too am quite paranoid. This week, the same bird flew into my window three different times while I was home.
I swear if they were real I would've been claimed by a duncey harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764304
One time, I walked out of the bathroom and saw lights from the corner of my eye, and when I turned to look at them, they didn't disappear.
Sure, they still did a second or two later. But man I was spooked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762568
Artist? What did she mean by that shirt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764308
This actually forces to mind a rather funny group therapy picture involving alps of various stages and in variant degrees of acceptance of their newfound lust.

> Denial- "Nope, that's my childhood bro. We are just close. Nothing weird about it."
> Anger- "Fuck you, I'm not Alping out, I just lost some weight and got a haircut!"
> Bargaining- "Ahh, I'll totally go out with that creepy centipede I turned down if my junk would just go back to normal..."
> Depression "There's no point to living anymore, I'll never be able to go back."
> Acceptance- "Can't fight the D. Nobody wins against it."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764368
>> Acceptance- "Can't fight the D. Nobody wins against it."
Those who posses and wield the D responsibly can win against it. You only alp if you fail as a man. It's a privilege that gets revoked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764368
>AA: Alps Anonymous Meeting
>"Hi, I'm Tony ... Er ... Toni, and it's been two months since I found out I was alping"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764261
>>16764277
>>16764304
>>16764345
>>16764352
Once the portals open, we're going to be the targets of Cheshires' pranks aren't we?
Unless we already are

[Anonymous No.]

If a monster girl wants to prove she's an adult, she has to beat her mother in combat and then rape her dad so she has shown that her mother's time has waned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764426
Maybe if your wife is a shitty amazon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764426
I didn't know Freud studied monster girls

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>>16764430
If that's Freud, shouldn't it be the other way around? Shouldn't a son beat his father in combat and then rape his mother?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764430
I didn't know Freud was a Dhampir!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16762197
Is there any monster you won't do?

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>>16764445
>implying the son has a chance at raping his mom
He was correct that the sons will want to have sex with their mothers, but the key is that Males are no longer the stronger sexual gender. It used to be that female eggs were more valuable than male semen and so the son would want to establish his dominance and put his sperm to a good cause. Now, because mamano mana is literally unlimited, the male sperm becomes more valuable due to its inherent shortcoming of having a refractory period. The daughter must show that she is dominant by beating her mother and claiming that valuable sperm of her father. This is also why daughteru dicking is a common fetish. He wishes to support the youngest and most capable and allow her to retrieve his sperm.

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>>16764472
And thus, just like in reality, a disproven crackpot's theories are widely accepted as truth among the population.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764472
Well my initial instinct is to be disgusted, but as my waifu is an undying queen of war, our daughters will never reach her in skill or experience, as she has no intention of slacking off and potentially losing her husband. As silly as the whole premise is, since my daughters could never best me.

So it's not really an issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764485
Don't worry anon. Everyone knows Freud's a hack. Besides, I'm just an anonymous poster on a Portuguese shadow puppet website.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764472
>KDF is right again
Why does this keep happening?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764491
You think the day will come KDF's daughter bests her mother in one on one combat, and raped her father atop her mother's battered form?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764485
Anon pls, everyone knows that the real way daughterus show their dominance is by making their mothers ahegao with a strap-on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764460
Pretty much those that fall out of my preferences.
I'll probably never do most of the loli monsters for one, and I'm not too fond of ones like Amazon.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW you will never be a cute merchant getting intimidated by a Tanuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763797
But what if I want to fuck my waifu as a loli. But instead I butt fuck her gently and softly while making sure she's comfortable? It would be so passionate and intimate.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never be a seer taken captive by the Demon Army, spared because your visions help them secure seemingly impossible victories.
>You'll never be approached by an off duty Demon every so often who asks you about her romantic future, only for the visions to tell you she'll die sad and alone.
>You'll never lie to her to protect her happiness, telling her that she'll surely find someone who loves her some day.
>The visions will never change slowly over time to her cuddling with you as you realize that you love her.
Sometimes my waifu's roleplays involve feels instead of lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764472
>daughteru dickers making daughteru dicking out to be some great thing while still pushing it on everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764426
Nope. That's not how my daughterus will prove their maturity. They're smarter than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764556
My daughterus just have to get a husbando to prove their grown.
Perhaps unsurprisingly, it'd probably be the Wurm who gets a husband first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764540
>implying the visions change
>implying she doesn't die sad and alone because after a lifetime of married bliss you die first

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764560
Exactly. That seems like the best way to show maturity to me.

For my waifu it may take a more rigorous trial. But that's just to prove she's now a grown female of her species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764562
Anon, did you read the second spoiler?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761678
>Wyverns
>short

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764567
It's just this meme about loli Wyverns. Don't worry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764540
This gave me a heart boner instead of a real boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764261
No, this is a fictional universe designed to cater to our fantasies and nothing more. Some use the setting and its species as a motivational tool to better themselves, but at the end of the day you'll be happier if you give up on the notion something that fantastical will ever happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764573
No you won't feel better. You'll feel worse.

Monster girls are coming and there's nothing you can do to stop it

[Anonymous No.]

Look at these cute loli Onis. Wouldn't you want to be their childhood friend and have a lot of warm memories of your childhood with them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764592
I don't know, grade school me was a loner that never found playing to be fun. Then again I am very prone to getting caught in someone else paces. It'd be interesting to see what misadventures we'd get ourselves into.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764575
If I'm wrong the first mg who violates me will post selfies of her and my mindbroken ahegao face. But that couldn't possibly ever happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764592
Sure.
I mean, I had a lot of fun female friends when I was in elementary school.
With monsters I'm sure playtime would only be more exciting.
Instead of pretending to play wolfpack and make howling noises in first grade, I could have had actual wolfgirls awoo'ing.

[Anonymous No.]

I it wrong to want to get TRAMPLED by an onee-san?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764600
Personally? Nothing wrong with it. It's my fetish.

>>16764603
Not at all. They have such beautiful feet don't they? You just want to worship them

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764592
I'd rather have a Demon childhood friend primarily, though I wouldn't mind meeting other girls who help me stop being a sad sack in school after I was forced to move away.
I'm not gonna date any of them though, my heart would've already been set.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764607
A gentle, loving onee-san stepping on your dick is so wrong, but yet so right. She'd blush furiously and keep asking you if it's really alright to tread on you. Then, slowly, she'd start getting into it and tell you how cute your anguished and aroused face looks. When you came all over her blood-related toes, she'd haa-haa and whisper how happy she is that you love her so much into your ear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764621
See that just sounds perfect. She understands it's to please her Otouto's fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Yeah, hey. The girls think it's cute to prank me. Mind undoing this?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764635
I'd use the opportunity to hug her and kiss her kuu face all over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764635
I'd untie her then start to worship those feet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764630
It is an Onee-san's duty to indulge, after all. It doesn't matter if it's spoon-feeding her Otouto ice cream or brutally bullying his dick, she'll do it for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764654
It's especially great at the end when she rubs his penis with lotion and tries to make it better after the bullying. All while snuggling with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764635
>"Over here too..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764663
Tickle the mouse feet!

What's with all these tied up girls? Did a Arachne pass by?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764660
You just know he's going to come again when she does that. There's no way he wouldn't, cooped up in his Onee-san's arm with his face in her bust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764671
It's only natural. Who wouldn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764663
I want to tie up a dolly and touch her everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764684
Dolls are for caring for and loving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764684
Life in plastic, it's fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764684
I don't want to handle dolls. Things that delicate and well made make me nervous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764686
Dolls are for making to hug your dick and masturbating furiously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764690
No that is not what dolls are for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764684
Small, cute things really stimulate my protective instincts. I just want to love and cherish them forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764692
How are you supposed to punish your doll when she acts creepy then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764692
Their little dolly breasts are perfect for tickling your frenulum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764697
But anon, that's a reward, not a punishment. If you koonago her when she's acting creepy, she'll just start doing that all the time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764700
What about hot gluing her? I bet none of them like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764703
You might as well suggest eating her out. The only way to punish dollies is to put them away. They will enjoy ANY sexual interaction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764706
Halp my dolls turned life sized and I live in a one room sudio.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764706
I wonder if dolls develop a sensory deprivation fetish if you put them in drawers for too long

>>16764715
Order her to stay under your bed or inside a closet, we all know dolls can't disobey their owner's order

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764721
>sensory deprivation fetish
>blindfolded doll floating in the tub
>suddenly Mastah ejaculates all over her

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you'll never wake up to big meaty paws/claws against your face

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764729
>>blindfolded doll
>no 2B/Shinki crossovers
WHY

[Anonymous No.]

>Find yourself as the master of a Kikimora
>Even by human standards, she's very reserved and conservative
>Sex happens under the covers with the lights out
>As time goes on and you incubize, your dick grows little by little
>This is to be expected and raises no concerns
>Wake up one morning and find your dick to be a large - both in length and girth - as your forearm
>She's blushing, stuttering from embarrassment and won't make eye contact
>Eventually confesses that she always wondered what it'd be like to be a size queen
>Your shy, somewhat prude Kikimora maid is now on all fours in the middle of the room, face buried in the carpet, drooling with her eyes rolled completely back in her skull while your newly embiggened cock sinks balls deep into her ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764752
>body perversion
eww

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764752
>>Your shy, somewhat prude Kikimora maid is now on all fours in the middle of the room, face buried in the carpet, drooling with her eyes rolled completely back in her skull while your newly embiggened cock sinks balls deep into her ass

Sounds hot. I'd do that to my waifu.

Although make sure to comfort the poor Kiki afterwards! The pleasure could be too much for her so she requires many after sex cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764752
Shy monster girls who are secretly absolute perverts are great

Size queens should be small girls though

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764752
>Get incubuzed
>Your dick starts getting smaller
>Turns out your waifu had a micropenis fetish
>She cums buckets when you diddle her with your new shotadick

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764764
>You're so special that all the guys with two foot dongers are envious of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764761
>Size queens should be small girls though
>Atlach-Nacha with an all-the-way-through-anal fetish
I'd love to rub the head of my tentacle on her teeth from behind and cum out of her mouth and all over her face and tiny breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764764
Isn't that what incubization basically does? Fits you to your MG wives preferences? Still that's a good thing.

>>16764771
That's fucking hot. See this is why Atlach Nacha are in my top 5. I'd do that to an Atlach Nacha wife if I had one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764778
>wanting to ATWT bukkake you waifu
What a pleb. Everyone knows it should go into her vagina once it comes out of her mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764743
>you will never wake up to the warm embrace of your Hellhound waifu holding you like a big teddy bear

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764789
Still lewd. Would massage her womb with my free tentacles in the process aswell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764752
How would you anons react if you found out your waifu was a size queen? And that your dick pre-incubization was smaller than what she wanted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764798
>ywn look up to see her cute sleepy face while she breathes hot air while snoring.

I can imagine her ears twitching a bit. I bet she's having dreams of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764800
>massage her womb
From the outside or do you want to multiple penetrate your waifu?

It'd be really cute if you could manually incude ovulation from the inside and she looked you in the eyes while having sex and asked you to make her release an egg. This seems more like a Lich or Gremlin scenario, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764815
I'm getting dangerously close to start liking Nachos

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764815
>From the outside or do you want to multiple penetrate your waifu?

Both.

>incude ovulation from the inside

She'd give you those "Let's make a daughteru eyes" and she asked you to make her ovulate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764810
Well I'd be ready for my dick to increase in size through incubization. Anything for HER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764816
>Please...
>Don't make me say it!
>I want you to...
>I want...
>I want you to r-release my egg!

>There, I said it...
>Jeeze...
>Ah!
>You're doing it already?
>No, stop!
>I have to get myself ready!
>N-no...!
>It hurts!

>Ah!
>Ahn~
>It feels so good!
>I can feel it coming out!
>This feels so good!
>I didn't know anything could feel this good!
>Ahn~!

>It's gone...
>I'm going to be pregnant...
>I love you...
>I can't believe this is happening...
>My head is getting weird...
>Our daugher...
>We'll have a daughter...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764841
See, this is why they've been on my top list since their release. I know many people hate them, but they're really lovely girls.

10/10 would search for an Atlach Nacha wife when the portals open.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764842
I'd love to tease her ovulation but not push it over the edge. I bet it'd be like orgasm denial for them. She's slowly get used to edging with it, and then one time I'd suddenly actually make her ovulate and make her ahegao while she's in panic about being impregnated.

[Anonymous No.]

Man, I thought I was willing to do some freaky shit for my Atlach-Nacha waifu but you guys beat me by a mile I feel like a bad husband now

Even though Atlach-Nachas want to have you constantly transformed and have 24/7 spider sex, I still think the optimal sex life with one is to have a sort of power struggle where you want to stay a human and she wants you transformed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764867
I bet the reason they don't want you to fuck them as a human is that it feels too good and she'll ahegao wildly while begging you to tell her how much you love her over and over again. Once she calms down it gets really embarrassing to remember, so she doesn't want to do it.

That'd make a really good combo with the manual ovulation. You'd first make her release and then turn back into a human to make her ahegao and even faint at the combined torrent of physical pleasure from your human dick and emotional pleasure from the knowledge your love is being fulfilled in the ultimate way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764862
>ywn finally make an Atlach Nacha ovulate and then comfort her as she worries about getting impregnated.

>>16764867
>spoiler

You shut that kind of talk right now, don't doubt yourself because you'll make a great husband for an Atlach Nacha. But hey, atleast you've got new ideas to try on your waifu now. Bet she'd love them. And power struggle with an Atlach Nacha sounds hot, I'd do that aswell.

>>16764876
Atlach Nacha have a secret intimacy and passionate sex that's now only being discovered. I like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764876
Looking at her bonus picture it's hard to say that your theory is wrong http://i.imgur.com/q1fnhwL.png

My theory is that to them spider sex is normal and thus human sex is /d/ tier to them

Her profile doesn't offer an explication but it does say that in spider form you can inject her with enough spirit energy to cancel out her venom, though you should be able to do that in human form even if it takes much longer

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764887
>>16764892
>Human form: Girl ahegaos
>Spider form: Boy ahegaos
Having multiple dicks with multiple pleasures rolling around your brain would make you really easy to bully. Her ahegao'ing is almost like you're bullying her in a lewd, forbidden role reversal.

[Anonymous No.]

>Ywn kiss an Atlach Nacha's tight belly as foreplay to get her in the mood. All while she throws slurred insults at you
>ywn tease her ovulation while fucking her in spider form, massaging her womb with your tentacles and making it prime for a daughteru
>finally giving in and impregnating her fertile eggs
>She's worrying about being impregnated
>you transform back to rub her womb and tell her from behind that everything will be ok, you're there to support her and the daughteru
>ywn have a happy family with an Atlach Nacha

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764811
It wonder if wolfus kick their legs and make yipping sounds when they dream.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you allow yourself to be bullied into making her ovulate?
>You're only good for breeding, you trash!
>Just induce me already, you maggot. It's the only worthwhile thing you can do with your life.
>And make sure to cum inside afterwards, I won't go through this pain for nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764927
I sure would. Because although it sounds insulting, you know she's just begging you to give her a daughteru. And that warms my heart to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764934
>he can speak tsundere
That's amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764896
I would have said the opposite but both make sense so who knows

>>16764900
This is why Atlach-Nachas have to live underground hidden from everyone, they can feel all the perverts who want to impregnate them

>>16764927
No man could resist an Atlach-Nachas insult, he may try his best but eventually he will become the chaos spider's private cumpump

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764921
Even the strongest, most stern of wolfus do it. And it's cute! I would melt me inside see my wolfu doing it, sleeping wolfus a cute.

Now I'm imagining a pile of wolfu daughterus all yipping, yawning, kicking their legs and twitching their ears. Muh heart.

[Anonymous No.]

Now that I think about it, it doesn't really matter if I actually meet my waifu or not. As long as it's the same species, mamono mana will changer her body, fetishes and maybe even personality so in the end it's all going to be her. I could also use a flayer for her memories.

[Anonymous No.]

Which MGs are canon villains?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764981
Any monster girl you meet would be a 10/10 waifu even without mamono mana
Mamono mana only makes it literally impossible for bad things to happen

>>16764988
Depends on the setting, overall any who harms human or other living beings for any reason other than survival

In MGE it'd be the radical faction and the chaos faction (which is just the Demons of Chaos, Mindflayers and Atlach-Nachas for now) and Dark Mages

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765003
She would be a 10/10 but she can go 20/10. Thanks mambo banana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764988
Apophis

Don't trust the grape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764946
I wonder how subversive it'd be for an A-N to get induced to ovulate but then not actually get pregnant. Like having breeding sex with a condom, for example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764988
None or all, from a certain point of view.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764988
Apophis

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764988
Kobolds, if they have shifty eyes. We should check under their blindfolds to be sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765024
Apophis did nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764988
Chaos monsters like shoggoth

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764358
http://53c.deviantart.com/.. The shirt is a double meaning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765030
But she plans to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765018
>Like having breeding sex with a condom, for example.

Absolute heresy.

>>16765032
>having a girlfriend while you've got a Shoggoth right there

Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765032
Cleaning up dirty whores?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765044
As it should be. The true work of a maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764988
Chaos monsters (maybe not wendy), grape snake and I think that's it. Maybe dragons too but I don't know if they pillage in the current DL age

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765046
Protecting mastah from filthy sluts who want to hurt him and steal his purity. Good maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765032
>>16765048
>chaos monsters
>villains
Chaos girls are justice. Cutest and best girls, each and every one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765048
Why pillage when you can do hostile takeovers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765013
>>16765024
Apophis clearly wants to free the desert people and let them lead the hedonistic lifestyle that they deserve

>>16765018
She'd be relieved and disappoint at the same time, but mostly disappoint
Her feelings would be so strong that it would awaken her motherly instincts

>>16765032
Shoggoths and Wendigos parted ways with the chaos gods and are now simply leading peaceful lives on land
They are absolutely not evil, I'd even say they are kind

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764988

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765052
This. Chaos girls are cute and dindu nuffin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765056
>Apophis clearly wants to free the desert people and let them lead the hedonistic lifestyle that they deserve

See this is what I don't get about the Apophis motives. The people of the Green Demon Realm already live a very similar hedonistic life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765057
Hi Eve, what's that you've got there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765034
I'm going to help a Apophis take over a Pharaohs kingdom if I get to marry the Apophis and keep the Pharaoh as a sex slave

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765057
would call cute and give headpats

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765061
Not lewd enough according to her.

[Anonymous No.]

Well from what I could glean from all the conflicting information.

Smite Chaos Chaos MGs, slap Apophis around until they stop trying to usurp kingdoms, and smite most demon family MGs.

That sound aboot right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765056
>Atlach-Nacha ovulates in vain and has periods for the first time in her life
>She goes Lady McBeth, trying to wash the blood out of her crotch
>Slowly she goes yandere and eventually leglocks him inside her
>She stares straight through him with wide, tear-filled eyes and demands him to do it
>She won't let him go until he induces her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765070
>aboot
Are you a pal, buddy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765070
If you smite your enemies they win, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765071
Those first two lines are just Carrie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765052
>>16765058
If chaos girls aren't evil then why did they get banished in the deepest part of the sea?
Wanting to turn the world into an abyss where everyone is crazy and has 24/7 transformed sex is wrong

>>16765061
This >>16765069
She is giving her all to make the desert a better place
Or maybe she's just sexually frustrated, that would explain why she instantly gives up once she gets a husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765070
>tfw there are no evil water MGs

Poseidon is a good papa of the seas.

Good girls only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765061
She wants to eat the sun i.e. turn sunny oasis into eternal night with eternal non-stop fucking

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765077
The abyss is the best place to be, it's like getting hugged all the time with all that pressure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765033
What is the second meaning? What is even the first meaning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765083
>sunny oasis
Sounds like a level from a Spyro game. Gonna let me daughteru steal all the gems from there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765077
>>16765069
Well, I love having a sex filled lifestyle with still some order.

>>16765083
That's a cute grape snake. But still, I love the oasis/desert version of the Desert Kingdom. It's nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764988

>>16764516

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765094
Tanuki are not evil you parasite, they're just business-minded!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765092
The only thing stopping a grapesnake from trying to take over a desert kingdom is herself finding a husband. She'll forget the entire purpose of her existence and will live with her husband forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765104
Someone take one for the team and marry the lonely CC grape snake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765104
>>16765106
I'm a horrible person, if anyone deserves this fate it's me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765095
I want to rape a Tanuki and taunt her about how much I love raping her for free instead of paying a prostitute for my sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765085
I'd love to live in the abyss surrounded by all the creepy monster girls who never saw a ray of sunshine in their life

Why are scary girls sluts for headpats?

>>16765092
>Well, I love having a sex filled lifestyle with still some order.
Then go build a pyramid or grow some crops for the Pharaoh instead of spending time to love your wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765110
It's because they love you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765108
How is that a legit taunt in a world where everything wants to jump your bones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765086
>Eating crow is a colloquial idiom, used in English-speaking countries that means humiliation by admitting having been proven wrong after taking a strong position.
Also for the second meaning, she is a crow. Just think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765117
I'm stealing something she could be selling for a premium

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765120
No, Anon. You're giving her your dick.
That's at least an equal trade.
She's probably crying and protesting to keep you interested while secretly getting off at how well her scheme is working.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765122
"How To Goad Him Into Raping You" must be the most popular newspaper column around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765107
There is no way you deserve it as much as me, I'm far more horrible than you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765104
This is why all assassins are cute boys that the target can fall in love with and rape and get distracted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765110
>Then go build a pyramid or grow some crops for the Pharaoh instead of spending time to love your wife

But that's not what I want. I'd spend all my love and time with my waifu, but any kingdom needs order. So it would would be balance. Don't doubt my wife not coming home and forcefullying doing me in the amazon position though. Because it will happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765107
>>16765132
Guys, it's nice to be humble and all but there is no need to step that low
I'll take care of the grapesnake, you go find an Anubis or some more respectable woman to marry

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765130
>"Ask Alice"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765130
>Go Ask Alice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765139
>A bunch of men fighting over who gets to pacify the next apophis that came of age while the pharoah watches in bemusement

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765139
Maybe I'll just jump in the Khepri pit. I'll teach them the ways of the rave.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no, this retard has got herself stuck in the web, what do????

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765152
Get her down. I hope she thanks me and gives me a reward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765152
Continue stealing her valuables, that's why I'm in this strange house, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765152
attack those soft delicious feet with my tongue

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765152
I already saved one spider today, I guess she's my reward?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765138
Walk me through a day in your life under the Pharaoh's guidance

With an Apophis it's simple, you wake up you spend every single waking hour showing love and affection to your wife and then you go back to sleep

>>16765147
Leave the Khepris alone, they have a whole neat subculture of their own don't corrupt it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765167
>a whole neat subculture
Oh? Do tell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765167
An average day will go something like this

>wake up
>snuggle waifu for a while until she gets up
>groom her
>shower with her
>give her the pre made food for when she goes to work
>waifu leaves for work
>clean the house
>go shopping
>have food for myself possibly with friends while out
>maybe tend to the garden or other chores
>start cooking food for when she comes home from work
>waifu comes home
>wash her paws
>feed us, shower her and groom her
>Sexually please her
>be her personal Daki for the night

That's a very basic rundown and if you see we still showed each other a lot of affection and we made passionate love. But this is just a basic day and not all days will be like this, like we'll have far more lewder and intimate days when she's off work.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Guess what you are a GDILF. That is a grandfather that I would like to..."
t. Skwirrelzgaar Skwigrat

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765202
>Grand daughteru no. I'm only for telling stories.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765229
REMOVE CALORIES

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765229
Cute! I wanna pinch her belly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765229
Ew. I bet she gets bullied by the beautiful, lean elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765184
This sounds comfy but also terrible
Why would you want your waifu to work? Think about how she must be feeling

I get wanting to be your own boss and working on personal projects but having to go to work under someone's else rule for sustenance is sad

>>16765229
She still can't on a diet

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765245
Someone has to work, dummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765245
>Why would you want your waifu to work? Think about how she must be feeling
>but having to go to work under someone's else rule for sustenance is sad

She's an Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16764743
Not as fun when kids bap you in the face with their paws to wake you up on a Saturday

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765255
In real life yes, not in a fantasy tho

>>16765264
Well I guess some species love to work but they're a minority

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765279
>Well I guess some species love to work but they're a minority

Still, the girls of the Desert kingdom love to work. And my waifu has her duties. It's fine if other girls don't like to work, I don't dislike girls who don't work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765229
so like a computer company but the logo is a patatoe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765276
>Have the cat paw curse
>Daughterus make a game of using their paws to prank daddy
>Mother is just snickering her teleporting butt off while watching

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765304
who teleports?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765229
Lately I've begun to like chubby girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765316
Just be careful not to go too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw there's still no Beatrix from Schwarzesmarken as a Werewolf

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765322
>no beatrix as a werewolf
>no meiya as a lizard or salamander
>no mana as a kikimora
>no sumika as a slug

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765317
This is my upper limit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765316
>>16765332
These two girls are my limit of pudge. And personally, my favorite kind of pudge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765311
Cats do. It's common knowledge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765316
seems to be that for every board, is that kind of thing making a comeback?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765332
Yeah, that's a very good type of girl. She is big in the right places.

Anything else above that is too much for me.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you engage with a half dragon for the sole purpose of procreation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765386
Again? Yes I would breed her like a true dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765386
No way fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765386
I'd treat a half dragon like a female lizard, sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765396
>Yes I would breed her like a true dragon.
by building a dragon breeding area?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765418
Not him, but does a dragon breeding area include a very heavy duty set of stocks and an ass hook?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765422
>stocks and hooks

now i am curious and afraid to ask

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765427
It's just a dull anal hook that is designed to keep their rump raised in the air by being attached to the ceiling, and the usual purpose of stocks. Makes breeding very easy, I would assume, as long as you get the tail bound in some way too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765422
No there's a lot of fluffy pillows and gold

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765422
The dragon breeding area sounds mean. But if it's consensual, then I'm all for that.

Asshooks have me interested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765328
I figured interest would be renewed now that she sort of has a route.
I suppose I figured wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765435
The Dragon breeding area should be a large room with many pillows and treasure. That way Dragons and their husbands can breed comfortably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765386
>half dragon
Absolutely disgusting
Only real superior dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765443
Dragons are just going to laze around and get chubby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765418
You mean our bedroom? Yes I would build one fit for a queen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765464
>Implying that's not what everyone wants

Would be cute seeing dragons with a little pudge on. Because then you get to work it off!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765464
not if you fuck the fatness out of her

[Anonymous No.]

>dragons with no wings, tail or scales
no sir, I don't like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765472
I don't. Pudgy dragons are meh and even if they are royalty no dragon would be too pamapered by me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765500
I'd over pamper my dragons. Going to treat them like royalty!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765519
Same.
Nothing but sweets and massages for them!
Gonna pamper them like no other.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765544
Would be cute seeing my dragons indulge in a box of chocolates while I rub lotion into their feet claws. Dragons deserve only the best treatment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765566
Don't forget to massage their backs where their wings join their body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16763419
>her love of metal.
what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765573
Going to do twisting motions with my hands around the base of the wing! Maybe even throw in a few nibbles here and there. If her body tenses up, I know I did good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765583
what if she just falls asleep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765602
then its time to bust out the permanent marker

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765583
Just watch out for the tail.
It may start thrashing.

[Anonymous No.]

What would be some of the best non-sexual results of living in a world with Monster Girls
>Disease is far less of an issue
>Abundance of new culture and an exchange in new goods
>Boon for engineering and design companies as they modify our goods and buildings to be accessible and available for monster girls
>Break-up and cheating pop songs disappear

I really like that last one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765519
Nope. My dragon gets me nagging on her to eat her vegitables and go fly around a bit. She can relax after she done those things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765616
Magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765602
Then I put a blanket over her and kiss her horn.

>>16765612
That could be an issue, massaging dragons is dangerous work. But it has to be done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765622
>her horn.
why her horn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765612
That's why you grab and massage it too, making it relax so much it goes limp. No need to worry about wing flapping either because that would already be massaged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765622
That it is.
Especially if you have a muscle dragon!

Pampering them is a dangerous prospect.

>>16765633
You are a genius.
That's how you get a limp, happily sighing dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765639
Oh hey, thanks. But she would still only recieve such massages after she worked hard.

No pampering for lazy dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765645
Thats fine.

Personally, I'd want a big, muscled, active dragon and a big, pudgy, lazy dragon.

I'd want to pamper both!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765607
Or taking photos of her drooling face

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765664
Or taking photos of her drooling face with doodles on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765632
Dragon horns are cute to kiss. It's like a kiss on the forehead. And who wouldn't want to smooch a dragon's horn?

>>16765645
If my girls treat me to some amazing sex or cook me a nice meal. They're getting all the pampering in the world in return

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765675
it just seems weird to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765696
Kissing horns? Don't worry anon, it's ok to not like it.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you help this bird search for nakama?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765696
You know how people tease their waifu's fluffly ears? It's supposed to be something like that.

>>16765675
If sex and cooking grants one pampering, then my waifu would try to pamper me too much. Though she isn't the type who would do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765709
I would lend her a Siren.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765709
No, she has shit voice
Good thing she went extinct IRL

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765709
Imagine the fucking neck power it would take to support a human body while flying like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765723
I guess you aren't a fan.

[DIC THE THICC No.]

http://www.strawpoll.me/12604058

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765736
Something to do with beetles instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765616
>>Abundance of new culture
You're about to get culturally enriched, boyim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765731
not him but im sort of on the fence of watching that series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765746
It has KobaYuu screeching like a maniac, what more could you need?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765744
The good kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765743
But Anon, bugs are gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765760
DELET THIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765736
>Seven Seas trying to decide what series to pick up next

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765760
You're gross.

[Anonymous No.]

This is a holy angel of the lord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765763
>>16765776

No. Your waifus exist only to feed pure spiderfus.
Kill all bugs.
Fite Me feggits

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry a CC undead arachne!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765782
Can I put my dick in her ass?

[Anonymous No.]

So how many grills from MGE2 left unposted? Trio of weasels and the bum who sneaks into houses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765776
Why are his bugs so sexual?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765229
Looks like her breasts have gotten larger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765790
That would be a sin of the highest calibre.
This is the designated anal angel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765552
Adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765794
Kamaitachi and Ochimusha IIRC.

Not that they matter since the best species has finally been added.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765709
>Agree to help her find 'nakama'
>Spend years, decades in the search
>Never realizing she found her 'nakama' the moment I agreed to help

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765709
No, I would irrumate her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765805
I want to have an anal relationship with a Paladin-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765825
Feet in place of hands????
HERESY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765837
That's grotesque

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765837
WE NEED TO GO DEEPER

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765805
But Anon, my cum will help keep her silver hair shiny and luscious. Designated Analgel does not have silver hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765805
What happens if you cum in an angel's bum?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765837
What is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765875
She becomes a happy angle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765736
>Anubis winning
Why am I not surprised?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765709
I would help that bird acquire nakadashi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765837
What the fuck is this shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765869
Well too bad, she's the bullying angel and not the anal angel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765894
You're not my dad.
You can't tell me what to do!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765900
She can bully you about it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765903
She can bully me about how I'll never get her pregnant if I keep fucking her ass!

[Anonymous No.]

The weak should fear the strong

[Anonymous No.]

What do you do when your daughteru tells you that she wants to be a housewife or a rapist when she grows up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765880
Even loves schedule dog!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765915
"Ehh either way as long as you're happy."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765915
>Rape is much more serious than you think, missie. You have to take responsibility properly, okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765915
As long as she finds a boy/man who can satisfy her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765915
"Good luck."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765908
This anon understands.
Angels are for anal sex and cum-stuffing via anal sex!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765915
Either of those can be arranged, though for the former My waifu and I would have to marry her and for the latter we'd have to teach her how o rape us because as it is now she's only like 8% dom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765911
>Cheshire pissing off a Jinko
That won't end well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765915
I tell her that she's being silly and she's going to find herself a nice house husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765057
>that depraved smile
That apple's drugged isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765968
You know what? No it isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765955
>Facesit
I got a giggle and a wish it were real

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765981
>Apophis from earlier logs in to Facesit
>Haughty Ohoho~ at her 124 new notifications

[Anonymous No.]

What if I'd WANT my Apophis wife to stay haughty and team-rocket-tier in trying to take over the desert even after we're married? Maybe I like being her fat lamia ass throne

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Pharaoh to treat me like her pet.

She'll pet my head and call me a good boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766033
Ain't nothing wrong with that. Just aslong as you're not really trying to take over everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766033
Pump her full of daughterus so she has to take breaks for a bit when she's about to succeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766045
Sounds hot anon. I love pet play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766045
Pharaohs would be one of the biggest onee-san bullies. You'll do whatever she tells you to do and there's nothing you can do about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766045
Have you any shame? The moment you see some goddess, you just fall to your knees and beg to be owned by her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766059
I'll have a collar too. That I wear all the time.
>>16766067
They're not bullies, they just know what is best for me.
>>16766069
I do not beg, I ask very politely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766046
>>16766050
I'll very slyly put minimum effort in towards making sure she never ACTUALLY goes through with a well-thought-out plan.
And I will absolutely pump her to the leaking brim with daughterus. I'm thinking somewhere around ten to fifteen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766074
>That I wear all the time.

My fucking nigga. Same here, I'd wear my collar all the time. What about you anon? What type and colour is your collar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766075
>I'm thinking somewhere around ten to fifteen
SweatingPuprleSnake.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766075
In total?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766087
Just a normal one with her name on it in case she ever loses me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766093
Sure for the first hundred years or so anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>Successful Apophis who slowly becomes more and more like the Pharaoh she tossed out of the country the longer she sits on the throne.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766045
Loving femdom is the best femdom anon, good taste.

>>16766059
This too, sometimes I'd just want to be my waifu's pet. I'd wear a collar for her and curl up completely naked next to her on the bed while she strokes my hair.

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>>16766097
Ok, thats good.
I thought you were shooting for fifteen at once.

That would be crazy.

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>>16766074
You must want more in life then being the pet of a flawless mocha leader.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the most popular magazine in MGC?

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>>16766103
Oh no no, goodness gracious, how would that even work? No, no more than three or four at a time at the most.

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>>16766102
All the monstergirls who would do loving femdom are the best ones.

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>>16766113
Well, it would be one hell of a way to keep her from finishing her plans.

Can't take over the kingdom if she can't move.

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>>16765911
I need a follow up of jinko-chan putting Cheshire in a head lock and giving her noogies

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>>16766109
That would depend on the demographic. Some would prefer 'Modern Bride'; some would rather read 'Boy's Life'

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>>16766095
Vanilla is always nice.

>>16766102
>This too, sometimes I'd just want to be my waifu's pet. I'd wear a collar for her and curl up completely naked next to her on the bed while she strokes my hair.

Exactly. Just great isn't it? I'd wear it all the time and curling up to my waifu like that would be nice.

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>>16766122
Hmm... You make a great point.
Maybe I'll huff some extra moth powder and shoot for, say... five or six? That should be enough for her to remain mobile enough while not being able to do anything too intensive. And besides, she's a lazy bum anyway, its not like even when she's not filled with eggs she's somehow fast moving or super active. Just sits on her 'throne' all day. No complaints here.

[Anonymous No.]

>Atlach-Nacha walks right up to you
>Smiles sadistically and points at you
>She proudly declares you are a big dumb dumb head who smells
>Smiles smugly at her awesome insult

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>>16766144
Teme...

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>>16766144
Guess I should accept my fate as her husband.

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>>16766144
Wars started for less

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>>16766115
Indeed. Even though my waifu is several inches shorter than me, there's nowhere I'd feel safer than in her arms.

>>16766128
You know it anon. Wearing nothing but a collar and maybe a tight pair of latex shorts while I'm my waifu's pet for days on end sounds like it could be a lovely experience. If she could help me get over the hangups I have about things around my neck I'd wear one even when I'm not being the sub.

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>>16766144
Break down. Kill myself

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>>16766144
She gets stripped, tied up and forcefully bathed till she decides to apologize.

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>>16766045
Eh, to each their own.

Personally, I'd like a Pharaoh too ancient and powerful to give a boiling shit about things like rank and hierarchy (having been retired a REALLY long goddamn time) anymore to drag me around on wacky magical misadventures in a badass automobile.

Her bookish Anubis secretary who always nags about how she's supposed to act can come to.

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>>16766144
>360
>walk away

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>>16766162
>Even though my waifu is several inches shorter than me

Does she try and pet your head to praise you but finds she can't reach?
>>16766171
That sounds fun too.

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>>16766138
Well, the biggest issue is going to be the baby weight she puts on.

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>>16766171
I'm imagining a Pharaoh suddenly busting through the door in modern fashionable clothes and in-vogue sunglasses with a handbag slung over her back saying 'Anon, get ready! We're hittin the road!' while her Anubis secretary in traditional garb bumbles around behind her holding a stack of papers.

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>>16766181
You mean her ass is gonna get even bigger and heavier when she uses my face as her throne, or her deliciously plump tits or chubby tummy are gonna have even more to grope?
Darn~

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>>16766162
It's a great sign of trust and personally I find it the greatest symbol of marriage.

That's why me and my waifu both wear a collar with either each other's names on them or having the other partner's name on your collar. I'm not sure which one I prefer. But behind my collar tag says "Property of [my waifu's name]" and I just find that cute.

I'd have different collars for different occasions and I could take the tag off and put it on a different collar for switching between collars. Like a nice, kinda thick leather one for when I'm out in public and at home. A nice thin black one for more special occasions and such.

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>>16766144
Tie her up like a retard spider and post her in a thread.

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>>16766199
Both of them.
And if that's the same aphophis from earlier....

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>>16766217
It all makes sense now

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>>16766219
Not specifically, but certainly one very nearly like that and of a similar disposition. And starting point.
Lets just say there's a reason my face or whole body would be her throne besides other chairs that may or may not be far too easily broken when confronted by greatness, or so she would say.

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>>16766180
>Does she try and pet your head to praise you but finds she can't reach?
Oh all, the time. She can reach, but it's not all that comfortable or intimate or anything, so she'll just stand there in front of me with a pouty, expectant look on her face until I get down on all fours for her. Then she can give me happy praise and headpats while her tail wags!

>>16766206
>"Property of [my waifu's name]"
That is absolutely where it's at anon. My waifu and daughteru and I would all have tags with "Property of [the other two]" on them. There's something so intimate about feeling owned and giving that trust over to the ones you love, we'd want to have a reminder of that at all times.

We'd probably have lots of different collars too, as different collars would go with different costumes or outfits and stuff. The tags would always be the same though, we'd have them on easily detachable yet secure keyrings so we could transfer them between collars whenever we wanted.

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>>16766238
Anon please, with that sort of figure she'd look terribly out of place if she wore a dancer's outfit or something similar if she tried to 'show off' her figure.

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>>16766238
>"Mother, is the reason you sit on Father's face because you can't fit your rear into our other chairs? Or is it because you break them whenever you try from your prodigious weight?"
>"What?! Well, aren't you quite rude today, young lady! Who put you up to this? It was your father, wasn't it! Oh, he'll be getting double duty tonight..."
>Cheshire snickering in the distance

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>>16766263
Well I'd still ask her to do so on my birthday. I don't care how embarrassed she'd be. And I want her to dance in it as well, preferably very close so I can comment and reach out and feel it! I'd make it up to her by making her an extra big cake for her own birthday. And on other random occasions as well.
>>16766265
Damn Cheshires, the hell are they doing in the desert anyway? Stay away from my kids!

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>>16766295
Anon.
She can't rule if she looks like an overstuffed, extra soft, extra long daiki.

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>>16766261
Having different collars for different outfits it's nice. And for when things get lewd in the bedroom, there would be a little leash attachment on both of our collars.

I've got a little headcanon about the tag with our names on it but I won't go into too much detail about it. I just love collars so much and their symbolism. We could both use it as "we belong to each other" or in the bedroom "I belong to her" for pet play.

Sorry if I'm being a bit vague and repeating points. I'm just tired and talking about this stuff in as much detail as possible is hard. Guess really what I need is a collar around my neck and my waifu holding me tight.

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>>16766308
The Desert? No.
But in the quiet moments laying in a sprawling bed with her impeccably soft body curled up around and beside me when she says such a thing, I'd let her know what she could rule.
My heart.

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>>16766327
Yeah.
You're getting more than 15 daughterus at this rate.

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>>16766325
>Sorry if I'm being a bit vague and repeating points. I'm just tired and talking about this stuff in as much detail as possible is hard. Guess really what I need is a collar around my neck and my waifu holding me tight.
No worries anon! I fully get how you feel, sometimes there are things better kept private. Details are sometimes quite difficult for me as well.

We'd definitely have leash attachments too, either for actual leashes or double leashes or even just short little clips that would attach to two collars and basically force their wearers to kiss each other to avoid discomfort.

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>>16766360
Excellent.
As long as she cuts loose and lets herself have some fun with that big body of hers while we're making em. A Queen should enjoy herself!

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>>16766378
Be careful when you say cut loose.
She may cut loose on her apatite.
At this rate your daughterus are going to give her the kingdom for a thirty year anniversary gift.

Granted, I don't think that she's going to have a 'regal' figure at that time but whatever.

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>>16766362
>attach to two collars and basically force their wearers to kiss each other to avoid discomfort.

That's exactly what I was thinking! Having little links that make us very close. I can imagine it being useful for just passionate kissing sessions or hugging sessions. I've always viewed it as being very intimate.

I'm no attention whore or anything, but I'd absolutely admire people staring at my collar in public when I was running errands! They'd all know who I belonged to. Gosh it's hard to explain how much I'd love to have that symbol of marriage with my waifu. I'm getting all gitty about the thought of us putting each other's collars on in our wedding ceremony. These portals need to come quick.

Sorry I've gone on about me too much. But what about you KDF, how do you like your collars? Thickness? Material? What's the tag like? If you don't mind me asking.

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>>16766406
>She may cut loose on her appetite
Well, all I can say to that is- bring us more wine!
Also that would be delightful. All of the daughterus presenting her the staff of the kingdom on our thirtieth anniversary, she'd be crying tears of joy. It would be the most fun, debaucherous, hedonistic and laid back kingdom ever, and couples would come from far and wide to visit. We'd be the Vegas of the Monstergirl world!
Silly you though, that's the thing about what's 'regal' or not. When you're queen, the 'regal' figure is whatever you damn well say it is! And I would of course humbly agree with a smile and a slap on her ass.

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>>16766438
Anon, she probably wouldn't feel that slap due to the padding.

You'd have to REALLY go to town on it for her to feel that.

Then again, she would look like a fitting image of a decadent ruler for what would be a decadent kingdom.

But what happened to the pharoah.

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>>16766109
BBQuarterly

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>>16766464
Oh I'd be keeping myself fit so I could make sure she'd feel whenever I give it a big old slap or a firm grope. She may haughtily joke how I have enough strength for the both of us, but I'd like it that way. And yes, she'd be just what you'd expect from such an indulgent place.
The Pharaoh would be allowed to run a casino in the region and would be venom'd so that she can not be so uptight and be set up with a kind and loving husband. So no hard feelings, just more indulgence and pleasure for everyone.

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>>16766501
Good man.

The husband should be hard, the wife should be soft.
It is the way of the world.

And I'm gonna shoot for that pharoah!
Gonna make her rival the apophis as a picture of hedonistic decadence!

[Anonymous No.]

Centaur Kart 8 is coming out soon.

You are going to get it right anon?

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>>16766430
>I'm getting all gitty about the thought of us putting each other's collars on in our wedding ceremony.
That's the dream right there anon. Wedding rings pale in comparison to wedding collars!

>But what about you KDF, how do you like your collars? Thickness? Material? What's the tag like? If you don't mind me asking.
Well first off, we're all about that the thickness. At about an inch tall would be just right for daily wear I think, that'd give just the right balance between normal ranges of movement and feelings of strict ownership. I'd have to train up to that sort of thickness though, and we'd definitely have collars that are taller than an inch.

The vast majority of our collars would be made of leather, as that seems like the most comfortable for daily wear. We would have some other kinds too though, like tight posture collars made of thick rubber or comfy sleep-time posture collars made of tough fabric and lined with Weresheep wool. My waifu and daughteru would also have very tall and frilly latex collars to go with their frilly latex lolita dresses.

As far as tags go though, I'm not quite sure. They'd definitely be gold and have the "Property of [the other two]" on them, but I don't really know about a shape yet. Hearts or bone-shapes both sound nice, but maybe something simpler like a regular circle would be good. Hearts are my favorite for now, but I really can't decide.

What about you though anon?

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>>16766516
It's Pharaoh. The more you say it wrong the more she hates you.

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>>16766516
Of course! She'd love to show me off to any visitors as her faithful hunky boytoy. She may not see me roll my eyes, but the visitors would get an idea of how the relationship works as I return to massaging and groping her on her new throne.
And ha! Good luck! That would be quite a competition to see for sure.

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>>16766530
All the better to tease her with.

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>>16766536
That it would be.
Who would be the true representation of decadence in the kingdom?

We'll have to see.

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>>16766525
>At about an inch tall would be just right for daily wear I think, that'd give just the right balance between normal ranges of movement and feelings of strict ownership. I'd have to train up to that sort of thickness though, and we'd definitely have collars that are taller than an inch.

Same anon, I'd have really thick and tall collars for special bedroom occasions. But mostly I like to imagine myself wearing a collar similar to the one you described, sounds like it would give that good balance aswell. Not sure about my waifu, I'd leave the choice up to her which kind of collar she'd like to wear

>like a regular circle would be good.

Same anon, for me a circle shape sounds good enough and I'd like it to be a shiny golden colour.

Damn KDF you've really thought this out further than I have, I haven't really thought about what kind of collars I'd like to have but I'd like to leave it up to surprise when I meet my waifu. We could go collar shopping together and see what's available. Maybe I'd even try to make a collar myself.

But really if I had to try and think, I'd say for me, one like in the image. It looks good to me. And would be my go to collar. For when in the company of others and when friends are over, I'd wear a smaller, thinner leather one or fabric one. But yeah, sorry I hadn't really thought about it and decided to leave it to surprise.

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>>16766523
I'm not into horse pussy but...damn.

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>>16766523
https://youtu.be/ejxyt5zYdps

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>>16766558
Watching Anupups and a Kobold playing together in the park must be nice. This conversation gave me a nice idea.

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>>16766572
Awww anon that is so cute! I imagine canine daughterus band together and be friends because of their nature. Chasing each other, play wrestling, chasing poor harpies. It's cute! CUTE!

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>>16766558
>We could go collar shopping together and see what's available.
Shopping for collars with the waifu sounds like a really fun time anon! You could make a lovely date day out of it.

> Maybe I'd even try to make a collar myself.
I'm sure something like that would be so special to your waifu no matter how it compares to any of her other collars. I know if I made something for my waifu, it's be her favorite no matter what, solely because of the fact that I made it for her.

>But yeah, sorry I hadn't really thought about it and decided to leave it to surprise.
There's no shame in that anon, I can definitely understand wanting to leave things to surprise.

>>16766572
It does sound quite wonderful anon, watching my daughteru play with friends and be happy would be the ultimate in fatherly feels.

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>>16766606
It would be like cute clothes shopping but trying on collars together in the mirror. That's nice to imagine.

>It does sound quite wonderful anon, watching my daughteru play with friends and be happy would be the ultimate in fatherly feels.

Would melt my heart seeing my daughterus playing with a group of canine girls. Imagining my daughterus being that energetic and happy is what gets me through the day.

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>>16766571
Comical.

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>>16765110
>grow some crops for the Pharaoh
I want to arrive at Desert Kingdom and educate either the Ebony Queen or her Schedule Jackal about advances of modern agriculture, hoping for standing in the royal court.

[Anonymous No.]

How about this, monster girls who judge you on embarrassing things you've done in the past instead of your looks and personality.

[Anonymous No.]

Has anything been done with a Monstergirl version of Dark Souls yet?
How many of you would lose to the Asylum Demon on purpose to become her slave?

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>>16766747
Nah, I'd rather beat her for the sole purpose of spanking that ass till she's mine.

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>>16766747
Why would anyone want to become the slave of grumpy CC Demon with a huge ass?

Wait, never mind.

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>>16766747
>Has anything been done with a Monstergirl version of Dark Souls yet?

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>>16766755
So you'd want to go and make the bosses your girls?

>>16766757
Because in this setting Gwynevere never left Anor Londo, and she might treat you like the BOTW Great Fairy treats link.

>>16766758
Dark souls 1 anon. I should've specified that.

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>>16766774
Wait, fuck, I misread >>16766757
I though you were saying why wouldn't anyone want that.

[Anonymous No.]

EMG better than MGE.
There I said it.

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>>16766774
You know it.
Would happily go through and make them my brides.

Gonna spank that fat damon ass even it its probably disproportionately large.

Also gonna put her in a naked apron.

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>>16766747
>mge dark souls
>one gargoyle sister sat on your face while the other rides your dick
>getting chained up by a cute demon in the asylum
>ornstein and smough are replaced with two golden living armors
>the taurus demon is now a minotaur who wants to pin you against a wall and rape you
>centipede demon is now an oomukade who bathes in lava and her venom makes your body burn up more than usual
Prepare to cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766781
Explain your reasoning then, EMG thread remnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766781
It's okay, being wrong isn't illegal so you're free to say that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766796
>Capra demon is a Bapho with her loli wolfu squad
We already have an image of Sif, so I guess there's that.

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>>16766781
To each their own.

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>>16766805
>Capra Demon
>A tall muscular demon
>A loli
That's fucking hilarious anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766774
whats wrong with Pickle Pee?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766814
He no pickle pee. He no pump a rum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766811
I think Bapho fits it better than a Satyros considering how "powerful" she is and goat.

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>>16766798
despite just being a small niche 4koma it got its own serialized manga and anime,
and mge still is just doing profiles and novels,
i mean mge seems popular enough on its own, not sure why it didn't.
does kc just want total control over his franchise? or just no publisher interested?

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>>16766825
One of them is actual porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766781
No. Go back.

>>>/a/155021936

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766825
It seems you've selectively forgotten the 3DPD-tier girls that exist in the EMG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766830
the 4komas that monster musume were based on were porn yes.

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>>16766824
Anon, we don't have to make them MGE equivalents. Lordran can have it's own monsters with their own rules. It can be an area in the MGE world with unique creatures.

>>16766814
She's from DS3 isn't she? I'm talking about DS1.
If you want her equivalent you want Snuggly.

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>>16766841
eh? I should have states I'm not >>16766781
was just interjecting wondering why mge had not expanded in mediums when I think it is popular enough to be able to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766837
>beastiality posting
More proof that the /a/ refugees don't belong here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766837
I like Cerea because she has huge lewd breasts but a noble personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766841
And monster boys, and furries.

I only like Kiira from EMG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766847
But EMG is just ecchi, while MGE is actual pornographic material. Don't act dense.

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>>16766805
>baphomet with loli hellhounds
I'd lose to her on purpose.
>>16766811
It fits really, like the other guy said, Satyros isn't strong enough to fill that role and Baphomets are powerful.

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>>16766855
You're entitled to your poor taste.

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>>16766825
Have you seen what's become of EMG lately though? I mean its still enjoyable to an extent but its lost a ton of what was good about those 4komas, mainly the actual sex. Plus it's getting repetitive and you can feel the strain the editor puts on Okayado to keep it in certain constraints. I don't hate EMG and still read when new chapters come out and enjoy them, but I think KC is right to not sell out by making a manga or something that couldn't do full hard on lewd. Despite the thread liking to talk about cute dates with monstergirls and innocent stuff, the world of MGE is pretty fucking hardcore when it comes to sex being a constant thing, and way too much would have to be changed to try and make an excuse to just make it ecchi while also trying to stay truthful to the source material.

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>>16766857
>But EMG is just ecchi,
I dont see why you couldn't make an ecchi mge thing

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>>16766825
MGE stays as profiles because KC isn't a sell out. EMG started as porn but crab sold out and toned it down for the publication.

I'm thankful it's staying true to what it is and not going down that route.

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>>16766852
I guess. But being a demon goat basically makes her a baphomet. Only difference would be that she's big and buff.

Though you encounter it early in the game, so you would go in thinking "Oh, it's a weak boss, she even looks small!" and then you get raped by her and her dogs. I think lolimet fits better.

[Anonymous No.]

SUBMIT.

http://i.imgur.com/589xpfJ.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766873
wouldn't you at least want to see an animated OVA?
even mgq got one

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>>16766865
See >>16766862
MGE is in its SOURCE material very full on sexual. A Succubus isn't going to just putz around with a harem protagonist waiting for him to marry her, she's going to just rape him.
It works for EMG cause the girls are much more human like in personality but in MGE 90% of the girls will just flat out rape you if you're not putting out, lovey-doveyness or their normally docile nature be damned. Even something like a weresheep who's whole gimmick is being sleepy still uses that to rape people.
Trying to distance oneself from that would just be way too far from the source.

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>>16766881
thats the manticore from the detective ryu from streets right?
how close until next chapter

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>>16766859
Now the question is, is that a bad ending, or is it a good thing that it's keeping you from the Gaping Dragon and Blighttown?
The Gaping Dragon in this case being a huge gluttonous Dragon who'll trap you between her tits and suck you dry.

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>>16766862
all that shit is cause of the olympics

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766881
I don't need told to submit to a Manticore, I'd do that without being asked.

That image though, holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766865
I honestly don't know how you can make it ecchi
Would it be average harem with dense anon avoiding all the sex thrown at him? Lonely monsters shenanigans and slice of life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766881
I only submit to my waifu. Especially if she did that on me. Pulling on my leash like that makes me tremble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766899
slice of life, with all the sex implied and not explicitly shown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766891
Reri makes a few cameos in the Ryu stories, yes. She also has her own standalone lewd thing. Next chapter's kinda stuck at the moment. I have the beginning written, but I'm stuck in the middle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766894
What olympics has to do with it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766905
>6/10 of every episode is fading to black scenes and implied sex
Wurmducer would handle this this better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766909
from what I hear the 2020 Olympics that going to be hosted in japan is putting pressure on people to tone down on all the stuff that foreigners might find weird or offensive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766893
I still have nightmares of blighttown so I think I'd stay with the Baphomets and lolihounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766881
>Osiimi
Excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766918
You sure you don't wanna party with the Ghouls, the Ogres, the chaos flame mutated Beelzebubs, whatever the fuck the Leeches would be, those Dark Elves with the blowdarts and the big bad busty Arachne in charge of it all?

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>>16766916
It's not a big a deal as people are making it out to be, they're just hiding some stuff from view a bit but not toning down any existing content.

The whole olympics killing anime and manga thing is a meme. EMG is just shit because it's shit, not because of any evil western influence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766919
Would gladly breed the tamamo nine.

>>16766893
>>16766918
All those girls are meant to be beaten and unified into a single, large harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766916
>3 more years of light ecchi
Kill me. Or stone me with Jun doujins so I can read about healthy girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766905
In a medieval setting?
And sex is the majority of everything in the world of MGE. Whoever the protagnist is isn't going to just run across a Manticore and be like 'oh tell me about your history and your people's culture', he'll get a word in then get pinned to the ground and raped.
That's another thing that I think is good about KC not making a manga or something, I think it would remind alot of people the reality of the canon material and how many of their headcanons and stuff are just that, and that their favorite monstergirl wouldn't be a nice casual dating housewife but a legitimate serial rapist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766881
People STILL like the Kurumi manticore? Christ, between her and Kotobapho, such shit taste. Whoever picked that pairing needs to be shot and killed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766907
first chapter focusing on reri was some good shit
>I have the beginning written, but I'm stuck in the middle.
ganbatte~

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766924
Blighttown doesn't sound that healthy even with monster girls. I would rather go to the past and fuck that delicious calamity Dragon and maybe the Abyss Mommy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766936
I have no idea who any of those are nor do I care
People need to stop thinking everyone in the thread has read their shitty stories

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>>16766916
>2020 Olympics that going to be hosted in japan
Fuck, I feel bad for Japan now. The Olympics is a terrible financial burden to bear, there's infrastructure shit, and all the tourists that swarm there.
It's just a terrible thing to inflict on a nation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766924
That does sound rather tempting but really I'm just a huge slut for lolidom, especially if it involves hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766934
maybey the guy can be stronger than her and thus she has to resort to more "normal" methods to win him over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766928
>Anon and his boss Combat Harem crush Dark Souls and begin the age of waifus in the place of Gwyn's age of fire.
Now the question is, when you get to Anor Londo will Gwynevere's two Demigod guards try to stop you, or will Gwynevere tell them to let you in so she can finally get some hero dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766943
I wonder if the mge world has something similar to the olympics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766916
That's true but EMG shitness has nothing to do with it, it was never lewd to the point of needing to slow down. Though olympics will affect city anime ads, hentai and whatever comickon was supposed to be held at that time will probably be cancelled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766948
But all monsters have one masterball to use on their desired husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766939
But anon, Quelaag needs to gather Spirit Energy for her poor sickly sister!
Wouldn't you like to nurse her back to health with your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766928
A baphomet and two lolihounds is already a good enough harem. Would pin down and mount while making the other two watch waiting their turns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766948
She gets a barb in him in any instance and he's on the ground cumming his brains out, regardless of how strong he is
She's not just going to agree to promise to not do that, the second he turns his back she'd do it
Let the rapist monsters be rapists

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766957
well she lost it in a poker game

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766950
Well, they'd probably still stop me out of fear that That Alp Gwyndolin's illusion is going to fail when I try and stick it in.

THEN the real Dark Souls starts.

>>16766962
Yep, they'd be nice.
A good addition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766967
And now Wurm-chan has two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766948
>Manticore
>resorting to 'normal' methods
Stop applying human logic to monsters
They have completely different value systems and needs and the vast majority of them don't 'date' or have any concept of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766959
Gonna pump them both till their full enough to never worry about it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766959
Spider girls are not for me. I would rather travel back in time to fuck that black dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766976
who was so bad at card games they lost to wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766971
Anon, I mentioned earlier that Gwynevere's not an illusion in this version.
She's not nearly as tall as the in-game version, but she's not an illusion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766959
I'd rather save up all my spirit energy to pump into this alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766980
Hope you're ready to see color return to the fair lady's face as you pump her mouth full.

>>16766983
So you want the old scarred CC dragon?
You sure you don't want someone softer than her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766996
Why is Twinkmoon doing the Killa Quien pose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766991
Then yes.
I'll get her and her guards in on it.
Then I'd need to get her jealous sister.

And eventually her mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766962
Sounds like a good time. I'd buy doppel ganger potions and lolification potions for my waifu for that scenario.

I can imagine filling one to the brim witj her head pushed down into the pillows while the others watch with heavy breathe and a flustered face, waiting for their turn. It's going to take a bit of manticore venom but I'm going to fill each one of their assholes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766985
Manticore.
Ryu.
Every Lilim but QoH, who always draws even when cheating.
That Satori girl outside of MGE.
The Baphomet general.
Even that cute paladin leader she has a crush on has lost to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766996
>posting monsterboys
Fuck off Alpfaggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766941
Kurumi and Kotori from Date a Live.
Someone had them drawn but it seems like someone took the Kurumicore but made it their OC or some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766998
Oh anon.
I'll see color return and then watch her realize that I ain't stopping just yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766998
You're damn right I want her. She's mine. If she tries to breathe those black flames at me I would just kiss her so much it would put out her fire with my saliva.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767013
And I should care why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767005
http://imgur.com/a/1cEIU
>boy
>has boobs
whatever you say, nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767004
Stop shoving your waifu into everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767018
You'd better be ready to give her firm abs some nice massages anon.
That CC Dragon Warrior isn't what she used to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767048
Sorry anon. You're right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767003
>Anon ends up in Anor Londo
>Fights his way through all the dangers of the city and to the throne room.
>And is met with a Strongfat lady-knight in golden armor and her lithe counterpart.
>Before the battle can begin a voice tells them to stop.
>Anon can hardly believe his eyes when a woman who must be at least eight feet tall walks out with a beautiful sun kissed tan and a chest that can only be described as godly.
>She looks at him, licks her lips and says "I've been waiting for someone like you~"
>Anon suddenly feels like a piece of juicy meat. Especially the way the princess seems to be gazing at his crotch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767050
She better be ready cause I would unleash the calamity dragon in my pants for her. That and she would get so much abs touching that I would memorize every single bump of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767034
>gyno

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767064
Time to show her some frame perfect thrusting.
I put a lot of my points in endurance.

She better be ready.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767081
>putting points into endurance
Bloodborne monsters are laughing at your sub optimization.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767081
What's your endurance at anon?
Hers is at 150.
Gods don't play by your rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767052
It's fine to talk about her here and there, but posting everytime you see something you like or saying that you would never do it with her if it's something that you don't can get old pretty fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767086
>Not knowing that Endurance is an S-Tier stat in DS1
It's like you want to be fat rolling everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767034
Fun fact: guys can have tits too. They can even lactate.
Hormones are wonderful and fucked up. Thanks, mother nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767086
need more stamina.

>>16767088
Hasn't stopped me before and it won't stop me now.

Just gotta find her pattern and break it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767100
Hope you stocked up on Estus.
Even if you didn't she's got some healing miracles for you.
By the time she's done with you you'll be cuddling her and her prude of a sister in the royal bed.
Hope you don't mind waking up in bed with cum-splattered royalty, eager to help you make this age yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767092
Guess that's something I keep forgetting, I just get carried away and talk about her too much. Sorry if it's annoying, I'll try to shut my mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767110
That's what I've been working for.
The bigger question is if she minds waking up with her guards in there as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767111
Just try to calm down about the waifus there and have a healthy discussion. After that you can give your family some more love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767115
Nope. Turns out she's a kinky girl who wants a man who can please her and a bed full of girls.
In fact, she'll give you the means to go find her nudist Dragon aunt, her mad scientist Dark Mage aunt, that one gloomy Muscle Lich who broods around the Tomb of Giants, that CC from the Abyss, and her fluffy Dragon childhood friend so you can add them all to your harem.
And while you're at it she'll take all the girls you've already beaten and give them a place to stay until you return.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767125
That'll be good.
They need a place to live other than what I've put together by Firelink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767125
>Get to Priscilla
>She's 100% exactly the same as in game
>"Well, what did you expect?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767122
Yeah, sorry about that and thanks for the heads up.

Back to talking about fucking a baphonet and 2 Helllolis. Would you stare the 2 Helllolis dead in the eyes when you fill the baphonet? Showing them that it's their turns next? You gotta fuck those two helllolis at once, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767133
It was getting kinda crowded after the Gaping Dragon and her Large Mice.
And soon you'll have Priscilla and her big booty Crow Harpies, so it'll probably be a good idea to move to Anor Londo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767138
>" This land is peaceful, its inhabitants kind"
BITCH I just had to fuck the fastest skeleton girls the world has ever seen, ahegao the ENTIRE phlanax, and keep seven bird girls from flying away mid fuck, not to mention the Dragon Ass blocking the bridge.
You don't deserve the Chosen Undong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767150
Maybe her long tongue will change your mind?
And that Dragon Zombie would be lonely without her "Big Sister".

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck you guys, I'm going to Yarnham.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767145
I would dick the bapho while fingering the two loli hounds in that case. Or maybe just have a quickie with the dogs before fucking with the boss on the stairs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767155
Good luck with the baby crazy eldritch CCs anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767147
Yep.
Gonna repopulate the whole city at this rate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767155
You do that and I'll go to the dragon's peak to dick all kinds of dragons. I'm not much of a harem man, but boy I would fuck them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767147
>waifuing Gaping-chan
I don't think anyone has enough semen to satisfy that bottomless pit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767155
I'd love to live in a creepy undread/chaos city filled with all kinds of spooky monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767160
Don't forget those swarms of those blue loli experiments that are running around!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767155
>"Whats that smell... its CUM!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767160
Thank you.
>>16767171
And cute werewolf girls.

Come to think of it Yarnham could be easily turned into a city infested with Manamo manbo.

[Anonymous No.]

Man, Capra must be like a Red Cap turned up to 11.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767189
Just change the beast blood with manana banana.

[Anonymous No.]

Automatons would look awesome using Trick Weapons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767161
By the end of the game anon has
>Three big booty Demons
>One Minotaur
>One haughty Wyvern
>Four Gargoyle Knights
>A strong loligoat and her wolves
>A gluttonous soft Dragon
>A chubby Amazon
>Two chaos Arachne sisters
>Two dark mages
>An amazonian Automaton
>Two Demigoddesses
>A pair of Goddess sisters
>A human wannabe Necromancer
>A big gloomy Muscle Lich
>A nudist Dragon
>Two Hydra girls
>A tall graceful Butterfly girl
>A CC Dire Wolfu who they met in the past
>Four Wights
>A massive Lava Golem
>A Chaos Oomukade
>A chaos mutated Mad Scientist Dark Mage
>A tall Dragon with a fluffy tail
>The ghost of a human Princess
>A bunch of big booty crows, Large Mice, Slimes, demons of various types, Ogres, Dark Elves, Wolfus, ect.
>Two more demigod knights taken from the past
>A giant CC muscle shoggoth
>And a muscular Dragon Warrior
What a harem. Anor Londo must be one of the most feared cities in all of the world for it's mighty army.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767159
That's lewd anon!

Although I'd warn you with hellhound lolis. They're smug, not like baphonet smug, they're smugger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767198
It could work.
>>16767212
They'd be like swiss army knives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765032
Where can I get more comics like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767213
Yep.
Now its time to impregnate the lot of them in a week long orgy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767213
Now thats a harem that's worth fighting for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767213
Jeez that's a lot of wives.

One must wonder what kind of man it takes to have that kind of harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767213
Each one of them would get at least 10 babbies. The whole world would be happy again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767227
It's going to take you a lot longer than a week anon.

>>16767230
Someone like >>16767229 I'd assume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767213
Is Gwen still just Gwen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767237
I know how to do an all bosses speedrun, impregnating them at the speed of light shouldn't be that hard. I would just hope that they don't break with the fast massive "damage".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767239
Gwen is the Demon Lord just chilling when you get to the Kiln of the First Flame who casually describes how she sent off some sort of corrupting agent of Mamono to this reality and then tells you to enjoy yourself before she leaves back off into the omniverse

[Anonymous No.]

Gimme a country western girl that isn't a Holstaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767237
We can do a two week one.
Gonna impregnate them all!
Also gonna spake those three extremely fat bottomed demons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767235
They'll probably draw lots to choose who gets to lock themselves in the bedroom with you first.
Note that Gwynevere will cheat to get a month alone with your hero dick.

>>16767239
You mean Gwyn? The Lord of Cinder?
In this version you just get his blessing to rule the new age after beating him.

>>16767247
If you're speedrunning then prepare for ahegaos like you wouldn't believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767254
Hellhound because listening to country makes me think I'm already in hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767254
Anybody got that "We ain't seen no virgin boys around here" Manticore?

Because I imagine she's the kind of girl to bend you over a tree stump, dry hump you from behind while milking you with her tail, screaming something like "squeal like a piggy!".

That's kinda hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767254
Thunderbirds, Minotaurs, and maybe Wendigos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767258
If I'm speedrunning they are the ones that better prepare.

[Anonymous No.]

The dead rise from their graves!

Death is coming to the land!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767265
Ah said western, not southern!
>>16767268
I suppose so, on the Injun side of things anyway. Was thinkin more like a Rattlesnake Lamia or some sort of gecko-girl. Maybe a Gold Golem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767274
Whats yer offer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767272
>Speedrunning anon gets to the Belfrey Gargoyles
>The second one gets on the roof just in time to see anon cumming inside her sister, reducing her to an ahegaoing mess.
>She's too scared to run as anon approaches her, "spear" at the ready.

[Anonymous No.]

>go far a walk in a nearby forest
>deep in there find some weird twig squares on the floor with symbols drawn in them with chalk
>cool, must be some weird pagan/wiccan ritual thing
>heart symbols crudely drawn on nearby trees
>heh, this is strating to look like some monster girl spell stuff
>realize this was probably done by a group of kids or a girl guides group because they frequent this area
>suspicions confirmed when I find some shitty shelters with "INDECIPHERABLE made this!" scribbled on one with pink chalk further in

A man can dream though. A man can dream.
OCTOBER CAN'T COME SOON ENOUGH

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766881
>There's an interior shot as well
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=62096989

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767277
>Ah said western, not southern!

I don't know the difference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767280
Retuuurn the cooooock

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767294
Alright, who stole the cockatrices again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767298
Badum tissss
Great show tonight, great show ladies and gentlemonsters, I tell ya, I could just clap my hands to it, if you know, I had any, heyoo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767285
>spoiler

True anon, true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767298
Eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767307
bard bird has some really great legs

[Anonymous No.]

Would you join an existing demon realm or make your own?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767257
Which one's going to get the dick first while you spank the other two?
>The Grumpy Teenage one who you met at the beginning?
>The Sulky CC who you ran into when you came back to the asylum
>The Chaos Afflicted CC from the demon ruins

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767315
She's extremely underrated. Very pretty, gorgeous colors too. Lovely plumage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767318
Make my own.
With blackjack. And hookers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767307
You sure ruffled my feathers with that horrible joke!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767322
Order of meeting htem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767318
I should use legs and thighs like this as a reference next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767318
Join an existing Green Demon Realm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767307
>>16767315
>>16767323
>Pure
>Makes sure others stay pure
>Massive tits
>Fun outfit
>great legs
>Ponytail redhead
>Awesome fluffy wings
We need more Gandharva stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767318
I would just sit down anywhere and do things.

>>16767339
>Ponytail redhead
Just the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767339
You forgot
>tanned redhead

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767318
I'm going to need to make a lot of Imp Girls work overtime to make my own realm, but it'll be worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767343
How many daughterus can those hips hold?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767339
>Have a smell fetish for their husbands
>can literally stop shitposting and fighting by playing nice tunes
These too >>16767341
>>16767342

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767352
Imps breed in broods

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767318
We already got one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767360
My waifu and mistress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765050
>mastah
what accent is this based on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767331
Would you make sure to give that grumpy Demon's fat jiggly ass a good fucking every so often? She was your first after all.
Also, would you make sure to have threesomes with Gywnevere and Priscilla?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767360
Must take a lot of fuck to create a demon realm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767370
Wapanese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767339
also forgot sofy wings to wrap you up in as well as being really good with her fingers

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767370
Nip I believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767366
Astaroth and Asmodeus are both pretty great, eh?
>>16767373
Certainly if you wanna spread it further. But you get enough people living in it, its surprisingly sustainable. Or at least that's how I envision ours working.
I like to imagine we had a little help from a Lilim dropping some Dark Matter bombs at the start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767386
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767386
Does your waifu dress like that image of Astaroth, Demonfag? You seem to post that picture of her more often then not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767371
You know it.

It would happen so hard that she'd be face down in the bed to withstand the force and hide her heart pupils.

Foursome.
Gwynevvere, Priscilla, AND that alpy sister Gwyndolin are going to be taking part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767396
It's sexy mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767339
>>16767341
>>16767342
They're a species of tanned redheads and other assorted haircolors. There are probably some blue haired Gandharva in the now that I think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767396
I guess I do, huh? I can't lie, it's a fucking sweet outfit. I usually imagine her more in the traditional Demon outfit but I think she would look badass with that long open coat or something similar, its just too nice.
Maybe that's how I'll think of her from now on when she's dressed down/casual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767318
Why are you posting the WIP version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767406
Tanned pink haired ones = muh dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767411
There's a better version?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767400
>Gwynevere and Priscilla basically force Gwyndolin to give her virginity to you.
>Two big girls making the scylla/elf ride your dick until she loves it, practically using her only like an onahole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767406
Hot colored ponytails are my weakness. They manage to one hit kill my heart and dick for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767406
>There are probably some blue haired Gandharva in the now that I think about it.
Show me one with dark purple hair and I'd waifu her in an instant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767419
Exactly.
Gonna bring about the age of wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767417
Yes. That one's unshaded while the one on GreenMarine's tumblr isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767318
Make my own, a green one.
As much as I like the undead, eternal night would depress the everloving fuck out of me so a world with sunshine and living plants it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767424
Just you watch anon.
She'll protest at first but soon that prudish little sister of Gwynevere's will be sneaking into your room for one on one sessions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766747
Reminder not to harass the witches and dark mages in the swamps

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767220
Would she stay smug when she's on all fours, with an adult human cock prodding the entrance of her pussy or ass, "large_insertion" tag imminent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767427
Link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767445
This makes me want to do lewd things to her.
Like make her go down all night with me so I can plug her up and have her walk around the kingdom so everyone can see.

[Anonymous No.]

Fairies are very dangerous.

Some of them are even more malicious than Imps and the truly evil ones worse than even Arch Imps!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767445
>Gwyndolin is riding you after sneaking into your bed, cursing you and calling you a heretic for taking her virginity
>you both come together and she collapses on top of you, saying she'll forgive you if you become her Blade

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767318
That not up to the man, it's up to the wife
Not that many monster girls want to build their own realm anyway, if we include corrupting an existing realm then we already got a lot more options but those species are still only a small minority

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767471
What about Titanias?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767466
This is when she starts to beg you not to do it. But you know what to do anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767483
Gonna shove it in her ass with one thrust and lift her up just using my cock!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767478
Completely harmless besides Amazonian Titanias.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767469
http://68.media.tumblr.com/de36ebe4abf1be551afcf40e11ed7e5c/tumblr_olhr4bEhAl1s4ge0mo2_1280.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767470
>making an alp walk around in public with her womb packed full of your cum
That's too lewd, Anon. I love it. I'd cumflate her so I can watch her throughout the day as her body absorbs your semen, making her curves gradually fill out. By sundown, she'll have quite the voluptuous body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767499
Exactly.
That's the fun of it.

Gotta make it a very prominent bump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767488
That's an impressive feat, can you really mindbreak that girl like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767504
Depends on how much she'll resist, but regardless of that, I would still grab her slides and use that hot and tight pussy like an onahole and cumming at least 3 times inside of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767499
I was going for more an Elf/Scylla hybrid than an Alp anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767483
>>16767488
No, you have to thrust in slowly until it's all in, and show her she doesn't have a chance anyway when she ahageos from her tight hole being fucked at a glacial pace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767508
Good man, I can't say I wouldn't do a similar thing with a loli body. Maybe a little more gentle and softer? But still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767456
did the artist do more stuff like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767527
Slow sex is top tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767527
No thanks. I'll be raping that cute little butthole until she is gaping and laying down on a puddle of cum without feeling her legs.

>>16767531
The other one would get slightly spooked, but instead of breaking her smug and brave spirit I would surprise her with a hug and a kiss, slowly stroking her tail from behind and rubbing my dick between her thighs as she gets wetter and wetter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767514
>elf hybrid
But they all have pointy ears anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767536
> rubbing my dick between her thighs as she gets wetter and wetter.

I can see myself doing this. Especially stroking the tail, although I'd prefer she sits on my lap and dose it. All while sniffing her tail and stroking it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767498
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767527
A slow thrust is almost torture, she won't be able to resist the unending crescendo of pleasure
Have a camera ready to record her extreme ahegao

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767538
Gotta get that haughty attitude and feelings of superiority towards humans.
That's what makes bringing elves down to earth more satisfying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767532
Think this is most of the quelana stuff.
http://imgur.com/a/NGs9z

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767456
I'm going to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

Did you splat any squids recently anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767557
I haven't bought a Nintendo product since Gamecube.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767555
thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767547
Yep. After that I would slowly tease her warm entrance with my tip before slowly putting it in, letting her get used to the feeling as I kiss her more and more.

Our sex would be extremelly vanilla with both of us completely lost in pleasure, her squishing my cock with her little wolf pussy and me assaulting her mouth, stroking her hair and hugging her. Let's not forget cumming together too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767557
I like spats.

[Anonymous No.]

>no spoopy frilled shark waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767557
Squids are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767562
Sounds very admirable and the kind of sex I'd want. I'd enjoy and savour every little moan and wimper she made as I slowly prod against her entrance and then inserted myself all the way to the base.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767496
Will she help me travel through the jungle, so I'm not assaulted by big, strongfat Anaconda Lamias?
Or confronted by a big strong Jungle Cat?
Or having to deal with gangs of small Kakuens that steal my clothes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767580
It would be fun to see how her buddy would react. One got sloppy and mushy love while the other one got raped until she broke.

No need to worry though, I would just tell the broken one that she looked thougher and I knew she would be able to take more.

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>>16767582
>strongfat anacondas
>those thighs
How am I alive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761313
>gyaru monster girls?
You mean Delicious ChocoElf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767582
Does that Anaconda want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767577

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767624
Eugh

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767599
No i meant gyaru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767629
Gyaru girls are pure cuties!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767630
I would spend a lot of money on them, especially if they looked like the cutie above.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767624
>plankbody with zero curves

[Anonymous No.]

>>16761313
"No." - Me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767624
Looks like a Shoggoth mimicking a Mindflayer

>>16767630
They are cute that's for sure but are they pure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767635
Anon you can flash that wad of cash all you want. But it matters what's inside, all Gyaru girls know that.

>>16767641
Of course they're pure.

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>>16767645
>But it matters what's inside
Yeah, inside of their womb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767629
I want a Gyaru Griffon to drag me off to a love hotel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767645
Oh, alright. Guess I'll be fucking and cumming inside those sluts for free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767648
Your daughteru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767629
I want a gyaru Holstaur, basically Galko with horns, cow ears, a tail, hooves, and fluffy legs.
>>16767663
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767662
Nah anon. That's not what gyaru girls are for.

Gyaru girls are for loving, marrying and living a happy life with. I'm going to have a pure relationship with a school girl Gyaru elf, we'd only hold hands after the 2nd date!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767670
>we'd only hold hands after the 2nd date!
But then you couldn't have hand holding sex on the first date, it'd just have to be regular sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767676
>sex on the first date

What do you take me for? Someone who isn't a gentleman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767670
So you would purify one? I would probably just use them for some lewd slutty sex, maybe even try some really kinky things. Maybe get her number to fuck her a bit more.

Though hopefully she won't get pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767668
>I want a gyaru Holstaur, basically Galko with horns, cow ears, a tail, hooves, and fluffy legs.

Drawfags pls.

[Anonymous No.]

Tiny study cow receiving hadpats while unzipping her coworker's pants as she hums a tune.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767679
Well you're purer than this guy>>16767688 at least.
>>16767688
>>16767690
Well there's two things added to the list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767684
Well I'd have gentle lotus position sex for the purpose of procreation. And only after marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767695
Study cows are acute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766572
Daughterus are an absolute miracle of the universe.

Give me an Anupup who behaves like Kanna from Maid Dragon, and my heart would certainly give out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767708
Yes they are, I personally think all cows are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767701
I'm not much into mating presses, but maybe I would try one while suffocating her. Of course, I would leave some money on top of her knocked out body after I'm finished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767605
>Ara ara Anaconda that likes smacking men's rear ends with her tail.
>Anaconda don't want none, unless you've got buns, hun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767719
Especially ones small enough for standing paizuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>break finger at work
>can't ride motorcycle
>can't go to the range tomorrow
>can't fap
>can't write
>can't type with any kind of speed
>can't update
fuck everything today

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767749
You only broke one finger anon, just switch hands, and you should already be good at typing and using a mouse with one hand while the other is busy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767721
Gyaru girls shouldn't be treated this way.

Going to ask one on a date with a bouquet of flowers while in a suit. That'll surely impress the Gyaru elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767784
Gyarus are just misunderstood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767749
>>can't ride motorcycle
>>can't go to the range tomorrow

Woah anon. That's some pretty cool stuff you do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767801
Hopefully he wears a helmet at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767807
And practices safety at the range!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767811
Well yeah, because not doing so is how you get never allowed back at the range.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767799
That's a delinquent Anon, I know because all anime delinquents like cats.

And cute vulnerable boys if they re monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767801
thanks
part of the reason i have so little time to write is all the other stuff I do. This juat makes everything worse though

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767784
What? She's a slut anon, I'm only doing my job.

If I meet her while on a train or something I'm going to subtly press her agaisn't the wall and force my cock into her ass while slipping her some cash. Every bump would make my cock go deeper and I would keep pinching her nipples from under her shirt.
When her stop came I would hold the little bitch with my dick just so I can fuck that ass until I unloaded deep inside.

The ride back would be glorious with all the cum leaking from her slutty hole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767827
Well personally I think Gyaru girls deserve to be treated to dinner at a fine Italian restaurant where you buy her an expensive wine on the menu. You just talk all dinner and get really interested in each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767784
>Going to ask one on a date with a bouquet of flowers while in a suit.
usually you put flowers in a vase but I guess maybe she'll appreciate you creativity

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767842
so are gyaru like the japanese equvilent to guidos(or whatever the female of that is called)?
i dont really understand the whole gyaru thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767851
They are women of loose morals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767848
Silly anon. I meant I'm in a suit, to impress her of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767842
If you say so. If it was me I would treat her a nice hot pocket, and since monster love cum so much maybe I would put some extra sauce on it. After that she can eat my hotdog.

>>16767851
They are girls who just don't care anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw man will never roam the skies of his own accord
>never to combat the Griffon on her own blustery playing field for treasure
>never to to fend off the Dragon's tyrannical rule of the ground from the billowy clouds
>never to personally take his mail from the Harpy mail girl instead of waiting for her to land
>never to frighten into submission the mighty Water Wurm and the thundering turmoil she brings upon the land

Why must man be cursed to roam terra firma and nothing more? We aren't masters of it, the centaur are faster and stronger upon the earthen land than we.

Neither the sea, for even the lowliest of fish defeat us in every respect.

And we cannot even reach the air on our own.

How do we even compete against these...beasts!

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>>16767882
Well they can't beat the cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767891
You can't use the cock on things out of reach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767882
I want a Griffon in full plate armor, with a hawk-shaped helm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767882
>Korpsman of Krieg winds up in the world of MGE
>Instinctively heads for the highest point he can find in the hopes of extraction.
>His unit is gone, he's the only one left.
>Extraction isn't coming and that emotionless drone isn't going anywhere.
Who drew that picture by the way?

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>>16767896
Well they'll probably come around to challenge the cock, they're haughty like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767900
The answer is that the korpsman begins fortifying the area.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767910
>Local Monstergirls try to seduce the mysterious human who's taken up residence at the nearby village.
>He ignores them and keeps digging his trenches.
>It's all he knows.
>Order soldiers try to burn down the village for consorting with monsters
>He kills them with a crossbow

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767882
>>16767891
>>16767896
>>16767901
>You'll never lance the female lizard Wyvern from the sky with your cock thus subduing them with your manly vigor

Angels were a mistake, mankind should have been born from their image so that we could conquer the skies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767814
This is true.

I want to spend time at the range with a Foxfu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767913
>Crossbow
>Not Using the Emperor's Holy Lasgun that he's been blessed to carry.

Anon, he change charge it's Cells by leaving them in the sun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767916
What if I just want to leave a basket of different cakes and sweets out or the friendly Wyverns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767921
Given he doesn't have it in the picture, I'd assume he lost it in whatever struggle that ended him up stranded on an uncharted planet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767926
...Frost / glaze them appropriately then anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767930
It's obviously sitting next to his imperial primer back at camp.
It would be heretical to lose such a fine work of art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767910
[ENTRENCHMENT INTENSIFIES]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767933
With a wonderful lemon glaze? That sounds tasty I bet the friendly sky Wyverns would love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767935
What camp? He crash landed on a strange planet with no gun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767930
>Given he doesn't have it in the picture, I'd assume he lost it in whatever struggle that ended him up stranded on an uncharted planet.
Kriegers value their equipment above their lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767938
A Korpsman always has a camp.

It involves three trenches, a spool of barbed wire, and an entrenching tool

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>>16766781
>EMG is better than MGE
>Monster boys
>Where literal cucking is involved
>Shit storyline, if you can even call it a storyline
Don't get me wrong, it's got a few good characters, and it started off well, but it went to shit very quickly when Crab decided that Kurusu needed to have fifty girls living with him.

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>>16767935
They say his lasgun was stolen while he was away for but a moment surveying the land.

Perhaps it was merely coincidence that the Goblin tribes rose to power in the nearby lands shortly after it was lost?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767939
Not much you can salvage from an exploded ship anon.
Except maybe enough scrap to piece together a proper sword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767941
What is it with anons and responding to old, irrelevant posts?
Let it be man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767943
>Krieger's immediate thought is that the goblins just shot everything that moved
>They just used it as an unorthodox laser pointer to lure the rival jinko clan so far away they didn't know the way back

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767957
I have to help those jinkos!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767957
I don't think the Krieger would have many thoughts other than
>"Where in the Emperor's name am I?"
>"Why is this abhuman woman so insistent on talking to me?"
>"Why can't I contact command?"
>"I'd sure love to die any time"

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>>16767957
>Lost Jinkos
>Lost likely angry Jinkos
>Possibly settled in a new area unbeknownst to the locals and travelers
>A whole clan's worth of them

Well it couldn't possibly get any worse at that point.

Unless there's Amazons nearby to teach them their ideology.

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>>16767952
I'd hardly call it an old post; it's only four hours old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767988
That's kinda old for this thread. Regardless if it's old or not, it was still irrelevant. So responding to it just feels like you're trying to stir up something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767981
>Not panicking over whatever took his lasgun most likely wasting all those precious charges and then using is as a club

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766572
>This conversation gave me a nice idea.
What idea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768001
>Krieger
>Panicking
Funny joke anon.
Kriegers don't panic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768000
Nah, I just wanted to let that anon know that he has shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768012
Everyone has shit taste.
You have shit taste.
I have shit taste.
Your waifu is alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768002
Just cute daughteru stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16767933
>that gif
dammit anon my balls already hurt enough as it is.

[Anonymous No.]

Cows are love, cows are life.

[Anonymous No.]

How far into your relationship with your waifu would you wait to have daughterus? How long would it take between the decision to have daughterus and the actual conception?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768095
I want to slap the milkbags of a Holst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768098
Even with all the sex me and my waifu would have, it would probably take us a few years together to shoot for a kid.
Given we'd both have doubts that we could be good parents and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768098
Started to think about my daughteru one year and a half after starting our relationship.

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>>16768098
I'd say two years or so before we actually start thinking about it.
Unless she decides to take a fuck ton of experimental fertility potions, it would take years, decades if we're unlucky.
Then again, we got time to spear, what with her being undead and me being turned into an undead incubus at that point.

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>>16768105
>Local Man found dead
>It appears he suffocated and milk was found in his lungs
I'd imagine that's a bad way to die, being held down sucking for air while slowly being crushed by flesh and only able to suck in milk for a few short minutes.

Don't bully the bull anon, they are dangerous.

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>>16768098
I wouldn't
if she insists id stall as long as I can
when that fails I'd initiate plan B.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768131
I'm sure there are people aware of that, but it's too tempting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768136
>I'd initiate plan B.
And that is...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768131
>Implying it wouldn't be "Local man missing, traces of milk found at the scene" instead.
C'mon anon. Let's be real here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768131
Monster girls don't kill men, it'll be fine.

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>>16768098
I feel like my waifu and I would wait at least a year before trying to have our daughteru. I don't think the wait between deciding and conceiving would be that long for a Kobold, maybe a few more months to a year or so. Considering that my and my waifu's aging processes would slow significantly after we got together though, we could feasibly wait anywhere from three to four years before trying to conceive depending on our lives at the time.

We would't ever use condoms though, those are bad. We wouldn't lessen the amount we'd have sex so we could still be surprised if we rolled lucky, but it's part of my headcanon that here has to be a true desire to conceive on both sides for it to actually happen.

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>>16768138
7'+ feet of muscle, milk, and likely easily angered is not something to bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768098
We both would be career focused and decide that time would come 'later', till only time she would accidentally become pregnant. Then it would be time to ease a little and focus on family for a chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768144
in a manila envelope locked inside a safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768150
I don't know anon. It sounds very exciting and rewarding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768131
>an MG ever killing a man
Faggot spotted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768150
This makes me want to make some oni bullies pay back society with their milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768169
But Kunoichis do exactly that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768169
can they kill them with kindness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768169
in monmusu quest they do

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768176
Are you just trying to get (you)'s, or are you legitimately retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768098
Ideally never, I don't want daughterus at all.

The setting doesn't really allow for that though so my only hope is that I snuff it before then since she's a long lived race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768180
That's common knowledge, but the anon here >>16768105 was clearly referring to Holsts of the MGE variety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768181
Show me where it says that they don't kill people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768190
In their profile you mongoloid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768193
Unless it explicitly says that they never kill anyone, under any circumstances at all, then you're wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOyY8Tzya8k

Human Girls with Horse ears are lame!

Lame!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768193
Stop giving the grimfag (you)s and just do what has to be done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768187
I wonder if I could really get holsts with my violin. Would be nice to play it at a quiet farm or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768198
>Cosplay tier
>/u/ shit
>Idol garbage
>Phone game
God damn, what a piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768199
There's been a strong spike in blatant newfaggotry, makes me wish the EMG threads were still around so the people that go to them wouldn't shit up this place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768204
At least they don't have horse pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768210
Grimfaggotry is mostly a product of people who came here from /tg/ though.
Usually the bad stuff coming from the EMG threads is Sickfuckery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768220
What is sickfuckery? Fucking nasty things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768198
I know this gets a lot of hate but I'll probably play this and watch the anime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768224
/d/ tier shit.
Sickfuckery just sounds better and doesn't mention that pit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768224
There was an EMG thread on /a/ linked here that had bestiality within it's first few posts, think stuff like that.

[Anonymous No.]

Having a Kunoichi bodyguard would be pretty nice. What other monster girls would serve as good bodyguards?

[Anonymous No.]

Why it is so hard to write? I have the story figured and fleshed out, yet I get stuck on mundane sentences. Can't find the flow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768247
>What other monster girls would serve as good bodyguards?
Automatons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768247
Griffons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768247
Cupids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768259
Cupids are bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768252
>"Master. I have disguised myself as a maid in order to better surprise potential attackers. In order to properly utilize this disguise, I require you to treat me as such with a substantial amount of headpats and ordering me about. I have also fabricated a fitting outfit."
I think she has ulterior motives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768247
Jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768266
Automaton has no such motives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768266
>"Master, it has been 57 days and 13 hours since I have begun my disguise as a maid in your employ. You have yet to engage in sexual harassment with me during this time. My observations show that most maids would have been at the least groped and fondled by their master by this point. In order to properly protect Master, I must ensure my disguise is as fitting as possible. Therefore, I have replaced my outfit with a much more alluring French-style one and have had hip and rear upgrades installed while you were away. Please do not hesitate to take advantage of my body in the near future."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768098
Two years after having moved into and completely paid off our dream home. Stability first.

Alternative, space-age version: At such a time that they will be the appropriate age for space travel when the time comes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768247
Kunoichi, Golem, Automaton, Ochimusha, Lizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768288
>Ochimusha
Aren't those just a bunch of losers that couldn't even die right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768247
A Kobold would be loyal and attentive, fiercely doing anything in her power to protect her master. She may not be the best at actually physically defending though, she'd be mostly all bark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768098
It's very difficult for monster girls to have kids and with the added fact that they have longer lifespans than humans, my guess is that it'd quite some time before we have any kids even though we'd we screwing multiple times a day. Therefore, there's no decision to be made; it'll happen when it happens, and we won't be using any form of contraceptives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768293
[Muffled YOOOOOOOOO in the distance]
https://youtu.be/E1wcuoxs4mU

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768295
>She may not be the best at actually physically defending though, she'd be mostly all bark.
A piddly KDF Kobold maybe, but what about a German Shepherd Kobold or a Rottweiler Kobold?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768305
>piddly KDF Kobold
Anon that's rude! My waifu would do her very best as my bodyguard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768266
Who are you? How did you get into my house?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768302
What is this supposed to mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768195
Monster girls don't kill people. Their weapons are said to be made of demon realm silver which doesn't inflict flesh wounds. These weapons rip away at your spirit energy which in turn weakens you and makes you super horny. It's only under very rare, outlandish, extreme cases where they might take someone's life. In other words, when they have no choice but to do so. They always take every possible measure to keep their opponent alive, even if it puts their own life at risk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768282
>and have had hip and rear upgrades installed while you were away
>Implying she can't just ingest some Holstaur milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768247
Human Men.

Specifically Incubized Men.

And we'll call them Huscarls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768342
>Specifically Incubized Men.
It's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768342
I LOVE HUGE BREASTS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768330
Mine would need a pudge addon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768344
They'd literally be immune to charm rolls anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768349
That's disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768342
is there a word for that shirt that cerea wears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768252
really? I just been using mine to mow my lawn and make breakfast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768351
But they're incubi, so they're shit. I would rather trust a black man to guard my bike.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768349
Could be cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768363
Best P3 girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768363
It would be.
She'd be the cuddliest of automatons.
Would grope her while she tries to figure out why I'm like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768360
Realistically if they were incubi they would have wives already, I don't think there's anything in particular to worry over. Although the question was specifically monster girls so they still don't really fit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768375
>I don't think there's anything in particular to worry over.
There is if they have a Demon wife, you can't trust those guys.

[Anonymous No.]

Dumb bird brains!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768363
>>16768349
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768363
>>16768393

XL3 TH1CC-Series

In stores now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768385
Yeah, I hear they're only good for pleasing their wives, being very intelligent and handsome and having huge dongs, can't trust em one bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768393
>>16768396
Gonna buy one.
Gonna cuddle one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768358
A frilled / ruffled blouse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768397
Go away, Demonfag. I refuse to trust your snake oil bullshit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768399
i guess but is there a tag for a sleevless version that she wears, i think thats my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768392

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768405
Ah! My windows!

[Anonymous No.]

>no budget
>140k sales and counting
Are you ready for the age of kemonomimi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768413
what is this a refrence to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768413
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768403
Demoanfeg? Who ees Demoanfeg? I am but a humble blueberry salesman
anoon pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768413
>kemonomimi
The age of animal ears?
Why the ears, specifically?
Does a Tsuchinoko even have ears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768418
>>16768419
Sugoi! Some friends who've been living under a rock!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766881
>TFW I could never be a proper sub for my manticore mistress cus I'd be absent mindedly trying to cuddle her.

How do I train myself to become a proper slave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768413
I like the two foxes with the blazers, ties, and hosiery. I need more business foxes in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768430
kind of, now that i have to work im not in the know of a lot of things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768422
Your blueberries are bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768430
Don't play that game with me Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768435
This fox is a stinky NEET though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768413
>>16768430
Are you that monsterboy shitposter from a few threads back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768441
Eh ya mother!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768442
This show is about to outsell Evangelion, how can anybody have not heard of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768305
Why the hell do the Japanese see Kobolds as dogs?
Literally everything from real mythology to D&D only ever depicts them as either gnomish-pixie things, or lizards.
The only notable place that depicts them as dog-like is the Golden Sun series.
Even searching コボルド doesn't give me anything.
So what the actual fuck is the deal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768442
>Filename
Delete this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768470
>Evangelion
>Good

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768475
You have no idea how happy I am to see you're still here Kuuga anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768490
I've always been here, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768472
The original D&D monster manual described them as dog-like creatures (pic), so I guess that just stuck with them along with pig orcs. If I had to say why they're still like that I'd look at video games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768472
Early versions of DnD had more dog-like kobolds, and that's what got localized for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768499
like dragonquest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16766916
> Russia refuses to adequately feed and house athletes
> They wont even shoo away the fucking wolves

Japan is a blessing of politeness. I even like the weird bits. Don't feel ashamed dear Nippon, we love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768499
>>16768500
And suddenly, I'm in the mood for a Coeurl girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768507
what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768504
Never played that but if it has consistently had dog kobolds since its creation then it would be a contributor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768472
>Even searching コボルド doesn't give me anything
but that's completely 100% wrong.
In the jp wikipedia page that is literally the first result, second section on the page, first paragraph.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768472
>KDF gets lizardgirls instead of canines when the portals open

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768521
But anon, I want canines!

[Anonymous No.]

I will claim the shortstack salamanders!

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that molesting Minotaurs is not only more fun and much more satisfying than molesting Holsts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768511
Russia was not a good host for the Olympics.
Granted it was the Winter Olympics, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768525
Too bad qs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768535
And molesting Centaurs is even more fun.

Until they pull out the bow.

Then it becomes a concern.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768535
t. minotaur trying to get people raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768554
Horsepussy a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768467
Loen did a phenomenal job emulating KCs colorwork and shading methods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768530
Nah, you have to beat them first.

>>16768525
Were is your OC lilim when you need her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768564
really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768563
Don't be so foolish anon.

All of them are pretty high level and most of them have the best attitudes or dispositions.

Barring the super corrupt demon one but I like to include her in the Demon Family where everything is terrible. Not her fault, 100% man's fault on that.

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>>16768561
You would be mistaken, anon. I am just a man that is stating a fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768545
I want canines and that's final anon.

>>16768568
>Were is your OC lilim when you need her?
She was barely a concept anon, please.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a mini minotaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768576
So you want a shortstack who can still lift you effortlessly with one arm despite only coming up to your waist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768576
I want a big Minotaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768574
You underestimate me, KDF. Your nameless lilim has already been signed to the oficial book and there is no escape for her. I've heard that she is a mamono vet that transforms homeless dogs and cats into monster girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768499
>>16768500
I know about the 1st edition D&D Kobolds, but even then they are lizard and dog-rat hybrids.
Their entire bodies are that of lizards, with a rats tail, and only the face is that of a dogs.

>>16768504
There are no Kobolds in Dragonquest.

>>16768518
The jp wikipedia literally says they are lizards with the blood of dragons.
It also mentions some thing I've never heard of called Wizardry, which was apparently really popular in Japan. That may be the source of all this, but the Japanese must be very ignorant not to know what they really are.
Actually, after reading through KCs BBS, most of them seem to think some western MGs were just made-up by KC. Like the Whitehorn, for example. Is it that hard to google shit in Japan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768570
Yeah?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768588
But she never even had a name!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768576
That's a cocky little cow.

She seems pretty sure of herself.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll delete this in about 20 minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768598
cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768595
Under ファンタジーにおけるコボルト
>鱗 を持ち、頭には角が生えており、ドラゴンの血を引く爬虫類とされているが、犬のような頭部という側面が強調された結果、その後に続いた多くの ロールプレイングゲーム で「体毛のある」犬のような人型生物という表現もされるようになった。

To paraphrase part of that,
"As a result of aspects such as having the head of a dog being emphasized in a lot of roleplaying games that followed, they are sometimes described as doglike humanoids"

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>>16768601
She doesn't need one for what she does. All the puppies and kittens just call her mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768618
That's pretty cute anon, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768622
Still what? She goes around corrupting things by showering gloomy and serious places with puppy eyes and clingly kittens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768627
I just don't want to be blamed for more OC Lilim shenanigans anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768631
Too late. Now she just needs a name and someone to say she is shit or whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

Succubi would be awful teachers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768647
Ahem, Sex Ed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768651
Sex Ed is a waste of time and money

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768595
1. Japan is still fairly culturally isolated and people don't really give a shit to look that stuff up much like most in Germany don't care about what brand of soda Floridians enjoy most.
2. Mostly just spreading knowledge but Wizardry was so influential that nips have had dungeon crawler games ever since (Etrian Odyssey as one example).

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768658
The number of people who have no fucking idea how sex works disagrees with you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768658
Agreed. What's the point of Sex Ed if monster girls already know?

And don't even say "Oh, but it's for the boys!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768647

Not if they're painfully diligent. In that case, even a taco couldn't compare when it comes to wisdom and self determination!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768666
Get out of here, Satan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768576
A minitaur, if you will?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768668
Tacos and cumin, succubi and cum in.
Your underestimate the taco, it holds equal footing and demands respect. They even have their own trucks now days. I've yet to see a succubi truck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768576
Would you play with one for days in a maze?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768668
2nd best girl right there.

[Anonymous No.]

Here's a mild pass at that Shiny Shog someone was asking for. Got a bit weird at some points, let me know what you think.

For the person who requested the Cupid Colorscheme Demon, it's givin me hell trying to make anything much brighter. I can give you a deep pink/light purple haired brown-skinned Demon, would that work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768678
Taco meat sounds pretty good about now. Ah, to be a shota in her class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768724
>ywn catch your gorgeous Hakutaku teacher just dreamily staring at you as you read from your textbook
>ywn swear she winked at you
>ywn have her kabedon your middle-school self in the hall and ask if you would like some special tutoring
We need more Hakus wiling to Taku their students

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768731
I want to come into my hakuteacher's 'special tutoring' only to grill her with questions about long division, or trig, or if she's teaching calc the derivatives.
I'm not sure how high up hakus teach though, as if they're at a collegiate level then I'd have another suite of questions for her.
> " don't you want to fuggg? "
"Na, explain this shit that you assigned. there are more important things then sex, like grades"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768731
>"Alright, Anon, let's start our private tutuoring lesson. First up, sexual education."
>she sits on her desk and removes her panties, then makes you name all the parts of her vagina
>"Good job. You're such a smart boy. Now we'll do a demonstration of sexual intercourse. I'll give you extra credit if you can impregnate me~"

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm a shark, lemme suck yo dick~
http://i.imgur.com/HMut7HP.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16765794
Wait, fuck, you actually got that Anubis? You dog, that's like my never-ever grail. We're not even going to get recasts now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768782
haHAA that's so random and unexpected anon good one

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768796
Joke's on the shark, I don't get near water monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768796
I don't want my dick anywhere near a Mershark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768796
That's a big stonkin meatslab
Good thing that mershark has a big mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768782
What if she starts explaining things using sexual examples?
>"Now, if Anon's dick is pointed at a 32 degree angle from the ground and cums with X amount of force, how far away should Haku-sensei lay to get covered in his sperm?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768816
How do dicks behave in frictionless vacuums?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768787
We may need repeat lessons.
I want her to discreetly boobhat me during class after that and go a bit too far in telling me what a smart, handsome, wonderful young man I am, to which the other students awkwardly look around until she cutely snaps out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768731
Kind of would be nice if she ended up as a delinquent bully in private, or maybe as like a model student that's actually really condescending.

> Haa? Studying? Psh, it's not like anyone values a boy like you for their brain anyway. You can give that up and serve my needs for the rest of your life instead. Be grateful I chose to make some use of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768631
7sinslilims.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768834
Doesn't really seem to fit their personality or my personal tastes, but would be funny I guess. Sounds pretty Ojou instead of a sexy hot-for-student teacher type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768835
Oh please no.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, keep an eye out when making your way through the /fit/ part of wonderland.

Never know when you may find a muscled dormouse standing in your way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768858
What is she going to do, sleep hard?

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>>16768827
If she did that every day, I'd fall for her for sure
>she comes up behind you while you're working on an assignment, resting her soft rack on your shoulders as she looks over your work
>"Ara, you're such a quick learner, Anon. A smart and handsome boy like you will be a great husband for some lucky girl."
>you shift in your seat, trying to hide your erection when she moves back to walk away.
>just before she leaves, you swear you could hear her whisper that she was going to be that girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768868
One she's got you in her iron grip, yes.
Muscle mouse is gonna power nap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768858
>>16768868
Somethin like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768451
>(presumably) talking about kemono friends somehow means he's a monsterboy shitposter
Are you fucking insane or just extremely paranoid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768874
How would she even grab me if she's sleeping?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768889
Dormice are masters of sleep wrestling and sleepwalking.

[Anonymous No.]

you sound a bit salty

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768898
meant for
>>16768799

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768890
I sleepwalk too mate. I won't lose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768908
Of course you won't.
The better question is will she win?

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>>16768871
Hnng
>At the school library to check out a book
>Hakutaku sensei is manning the check-out desk that hour
>Gulp as you approach the table, set your books down
>She smiles and leans forward, giving you a look down her blouse at her deep and long cleavage
>"Fufu, these books are at least two grades above your reading level, anon. Are you sure you won't need any help getting through them?"
>She leans over even further and you notice she's discreetly tugging at the side of her blouse, giving you more and more of a view until you see a hint of pink
>"...I'd love to help you read them if you don't mind staying inside for recess with a silly old cow like me~"
>She's entirely bent over the desk now, her jugs tawawaing off the front edge as her face is inches from yours, her breath starting to fog up her glasses
>"Really, anon, you cute little thing... during recess, I want you to... cum inside"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768914
Of course she won't. It's me we are talking about here, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768919
This is autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768702
Not bad, although the color of her eyes and face seem a bit off to me. I would have just stuck with that magenta color for her face and hands. The color transition on her lower body is a very nice touch. I'm not sure if I'd want to cuddle up with her though. She seems like she might be poisonous!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768796
I'd risk it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768702
Guy who requested it here.
She looks awesome! The only thing I'm even a tiny bit iffy on is the Grey. Other than that, 12/10!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768953
>>16768963
http://imgur.com/a/9YKX9
Here ya go, with the original coloring for the face and hands and parts of her frills. Glad you like it though, let me know if there are any other small tweaks you'd like to see!

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>>16768919
>get a small cut on your finger, so you go to the infirmary where Hakutaku sensei is on duty
>you show her your finger and she tells you there's no need for a bandage. Good old fashion saliva while do the trick
>she takes your hand and starts lewdly sucking and licking your finger, never once breaking eye contact
>when she finishes, she tells you that you missed the last school physical and that she needs to measure how much you've grown, glancing at your crotch as she says it
>unfortunately, the bell rings and you run off to your next class

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768974
And once more with pinkish base skin, in the same link.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768991
>>16768974
>And once more with pinkish base skin, in the same link
That looks much better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768990
Maybe penis inspection day won't be so bad this year!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768991
The pink one sort of looks like a Wonderland version of the Shog, it's really nice!

[Anonymous No.]

What embarrasses your waifu /mgt/?

You don't exploit her for it, do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768990
I wouldn't be able to resist trying to sneak and follow Haku-sensei home after that. I gotta know if she's just like that at school or if she's the same all on her lonesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768991
The pink one looks really nice

[Anonymous No.]

Shog "waifuists" don't like shoggoths for their true quanities, they're just sluts for extradimensional contact! They'd fuck any girl who can give them visions of higher planes! They're sluts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769003
Wonder of the girl students try to peek in on health exams.
Wonder if the nurse ever secretly sold info with or without evidence at exorbitant prices.
Remember, in MGC the Hippocratic oath can break the moment it impedes someone from getting laid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769017
>extradimensional contact
Carly Sagan shog when https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiWKq57uAlk

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768996
>>16769005
>>16769015
Glad you liked it manes. I'll probably try that Albino Anubis one someone requested next, though I'm dreading trying to make the hair white. Still haven't found a trick to make that work right on dark haired girls without looking real bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769005
What flavor is a pink and yellow shog? I'd imagine something like a banana split. How would a wonderland shog behave as compared to a regular one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769017
>They'd fuck any girl who can give them visions of higher planes
>They're sluts
Actually, I'm just a slut for all monster girls (minus alps and matangos). I'd fuck them all of I could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769031
Didn't Lovecraft have a series of stories called 'The Dreamlands' or something that was a bit more lighthearted and surreal fantasy like Carrol's stuff? I'm sure there are things to pull from there for it.
Still, I imagine they'd be much more fluid and in motion. Or perhaps they'd instead of taking care of a single house, they'd constantly shift you into little weird pocket dimensions that they control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769017
Eh, I'm kind of in it for the whole 'totally consumed by something that obsessively adores her husbando / mastah' bit. In an unsure world, the idea of an absolute fact of love is weirdly more comforting than it is settling. The abyssal horror bits are just a neat yet unimportant side detail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769025
Speaking of Anubi, does anyone actually know how many Anubisfags are here nowadays?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768576
Obligitory Big is best

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769042
Just by design they are so well set up as being so over-the-top in love with their master. That small simple detail of that awkward wavering smile that looks like it could break into a crazy yandere thing is such a nice touch to tie together the package. I liked that greentext before of a Shog just literally watching her mastah sleep in his recliner for an entire night without moving or breaking her smile or gaze for a moment, just standing in the middle of the room in the dark of night staring at him in weird, otherworldly yet totally devoted love.

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>>16769013
Be careful, Anon. You might see some stuff you weren't ready for
>follow Hakutaku sensei home and spy on her through a window
>for the first hour, things seem normal until you see her bring out what looks like a scrapbook
>it's full of stuff about you, like pictures of you in your gym shorts during sports day and that valentine's card you gave her this year
>"Ah, Anon. How can something as unbelievably cute as you exist? You have no idea how hard it is not to take you somewhere private and make you a man, my man, over and over and over and over."
>she takes one of the pictures from the book and starts vigorously masturbating to it while moaning about all the lewd things she'd do to you
>after she finishes, she gives the picture a tender kiss and puts it back in the book
>she then gets up and walks off to her room, saying she has to put together an outfit for tomorrow that will really drive you crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769050
I don't know, but I can name identifying features of Anubisfags and people can fill in the rest

>The one whose waifu is named Nanu
>the one who thinks lolifying his Anubis doesn't make him a lolicon
>The one who really likes collars
>The one with 3 daughterus
>Anubisfucker
I still feel like I'm missing some.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769066
Big Minotaurs are for fucking in the missionary position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769073
I'm pretty sure those first four points are all the same guy. You also forgot me, but I won't take it personally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769076
Dang. Which one are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769074
i'd rather she fuck me missionary style

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769070
Jesus if that's doing things to me now I can't imagine how I'd handle it then
>Go to school the next day
>Freeze up whenever she calls on you, can't make eye contact
>Asks you to stay after class and squats down to eye level with you, worriedly asking if everything is alright
>as she does so she puts her hands on your shoulders innocently enough, but slowly starts rubbing them up towards your neck, then brushing the side of your face
>As you look at her eyes finally you can tell she's trying really hard not to break and wants to legitimately make sure you're okay while at the same time is clearly fighting back some heavy instinct
>Gulp and decide you'll just go for it
>Haku Sensei... what does it mean when someone says they'll make someone a man?
The silence would be deafening if not for the sound of her rapidly appearing beads of sweat hitting the floor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769081
This is her. I don't post about her all that much, only really when someone directly asks me about her or I get new art of her done, so I understand why you forgot about me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769085
That's not how that works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769090
Why will you never talk about your Anubis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769090
I see. You're the one who actually gets commissions, I'm sorry I confused you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769091
big girls are for being on top, I accept no other alternatives

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769090
B I G

P A W S

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769091
Then you're clearly not very imaginative.
> cue a married Amazon describing how she mounted her husband with him on his back, explaining how to properly do it for younger girls on their future wedding day

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769101
>big girls are for being on top
In your opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769100
No problem, man.

>>16769104
The biggest this side on the Nile!

>>16769099
I dunno, I guess I just prefer to keep to myself. I've talked about her hobbies a few times, and about a few things we like to do in the bedroom, but that's about it. Why? What do you want to know?

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone else here not really have a waifu here but still imagine all the waifufags and their families living together on the same street? I don't have a problem do I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769110
I want to listen to you talk about her, and all the things you love about her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769110
I want to know her name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769111
I always imagine interacting with the other waifufags in MGE world and being friends with everyone in the thread.
I have a waifu though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769111
I still can't settle on just one. Even my dreams are torn between multiple candidates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769111
>Waifufag with a daughteru living in the same street as KDF
I can only imagine that waiting for the inevitable would be like living in Pompeii and knowing the volcano will erupt one day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769136
KDF has made it very clear he has no interest in anyone but his own family members though
Honestly more so than a lot of other waifufags he's pretty damn faithful and set in his ways, I'd have no problem having my daughteru play with his daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769111
I imagine them doing friendly stuff, so sort of.
-Miifag, Gazerfag and Wockfag and their waifus are all friends
-The 2 Demonfags are bros
-Salamaderfag and Nurefag get together to talk about their housewaifus
-All the Anubisfags hang out together
-KDF is friendly and acquainted with everyone but doesn't really fit in
It's a special kind of autism.

[Anonymous No.]

What would your waifu's shirt say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769141
Yeah, for a filthy degenerate he sure seems socially aware and well adjusted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769141
>>16769141
>I'd have no problem having my daughteru play with his daughteru.
Lad I'd hunker down in the basement like a tornado is gonna tear everything apart once the waifufag's daughteru talks to her father about KDF's nutella licking games with innocent interest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769136
These anons get it. >>16769141 >>16769148

>>16769143
>-KDF is friendly and acquainted with everyone but doesn't really fit in
Oh hey, just like in real life. Too real anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769113
>>16769114
I guess I'll throw you guys a bone heh. Her full title is Amenankhnas-Talia Ife, Keeper of Knowledge and Daughter of Ramla, but I just call her Talia for short. She loves to garden, cook, and read (specifically historical texts and cheesy adventure books), and loves to travel as well. Although she's not as domineering as most Anubi, she's incredibly clingy and devoted to myself thanks to her upbringing, as well as to her friends and family, and always does her best to help others out. She's also deathly terrified of vehicles, specifically planes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769151
You're more paranoid than I am anon. I don't like nutella either, and besides it'd make my waifu and daughteru sick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769155
>Amenankhnas-Talia Ife, Keeper of Knowledge and Daughter of Ramla, but I just call her Talia for short
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrF5x1OSJuQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769134
Could always go for a harem if you can't choose

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769143
Cozy as can be, right there.
>>16769146
B L U
E B E
R R Y
>>16769153
I'd hang out with you, KDF, if you'd be wiling to that is. Fark the haters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769155
>Amenankhnas-Talia Ife, Keeper of Knowledge and Daughter of Ramla
The fact that you have her such a long and proper title is very adorable anon.

>>16769163
Hey thanks anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769153
>KDF is friendly and acquainted with everyone but doesn't really fit in
Ain't acquainted with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769153
I'd drink a few cold ones with KDF, he seems like a nice guy, even if he has strange interests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769161
That's about what I expected, but hey, I never claimed to not be autistic. I am a waifufag after all.

>>16769167
Thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769146
>SHANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA
With pants that say
>Delicious

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769146
An Apophis with a throne that has a bumper sticker on the back reading 'My other chair is my husband's face'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769087
You don't know what you've done, Anon
>"E, Eh? Who told you something like, Anon?"
>her grip on your shoulders tighten a little, and you avoid answering her question
>behind her barely composed face, she is freaking out, thinking you're about to be stolen from her by someone else
>"Look, Anon, you're too young to be a man. You'll become one someday, so don't let anyone else force you into it."
>she hugs you close for a few minutes, making sure you get a nice face full of Haku tits before sending you home
>after you leave the room, you wait near the door for a few minutes and peek back inside
>she's climbed atop your desk and is fingering herself hard
>"Sensei won't let anyone take you away, Anon. You're my darling little husband. I'll do whatever it takes to make you mine, even if I have to lock us in the storage room and- and-"
>she lets out a moan so erotic, you almost cum just from hearing it, and even though she just came herself, she continues masturbating, letting her love juices drip onto your desk

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769151
I'd be more careful of his waifu to be honest. the way he talks about her it sounds like she's just as degenerate as he is if not more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769170
Yay!

>>16769179
Nonsense anon! she's on par with me fetish-wise for sure, but she's one of those 'friendly and innocent in everywhere but the bedroom' types. She'd be far too embarrassed to even listen to others talk about our unusual interests while in public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769146
>shortstack tanuki wearing a shirt with '<-My husband's dick is this big->' written across the chest
>her huge tits really stretch it out

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769111
>>16769143
Things like that are always fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769184
Desertnukis have wonderful designs. Bless Latenight and his ability to draw /fa/ clothing and shortstack monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769146
Mega Milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769194
>No giant group picture with all the /mgt/ waifufags and their waifus
Somebody get on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768595
>most of them seem to think some western MGs were just made-up by KC. Like the Whitehorn, for example. Is it that hard to google shit in Japan?

In the case of the whitehorn wouldn't that be because KC outright said in her enty info that he didn't base her on any particular mythological creature? She's mean to just be a reindeer centaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769197
Want me to draw a bunch of stickman and stickmonsters together?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769146
PARTY
WITH
SLUTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769178
Holy shit, that cow needs lovin, god damn
Maybe now she'll start acting a little overprotective around Anon talking to other girls, or even going so far as to spy on him herself/follow him home after school. Either way I would think if she keeps up that behavior its going to get harder and harder for her to hide the physiological effect its having on her when Anon is around.
And that desk is probably entirely, thoroughly marked now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769209
Better than nothing I guess.
Go for it famb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769201
I just got back from work and the first post I see is a response to a post I made before I left for work.
I haven't seen the Enty for Whitehorn, so I wouldn't know. But I vaguely remember hearing that the Whitehorn was some Canadian myth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769146
Royal
Treasure

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769143
>>16769136
>>16769141
Let's be honest, KDF would have to live in the country off the grid. Ain't no way any town would let him in once they heard about some of his activities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16768183
This pretty much. Don't want kids. Would rather have a comfy, stress free life with the waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769221
In MGE world? Someone hasn't read the source material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769221
See anon, that's just not even a thing in my headcanon. There would be plenty of people worse than me who are accepted in monstergirl society too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769224
Yeah, in any monster girl friendly area he'd be considered a bit odd at worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769224
>>16769226
KDF remains the ultimate pleb/newfag filter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769221
When it's already been established that his daughteru would be the coolest kid in school that's a little hard to believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769216
Never heard of the Canadian myth, but here's some relevant lines from the enty stuff:

>This time, it's the reindeer-based Centaur of the snowy lands, "White Horn"-san!
She doesn't have any mythological basis or such, but since, to get a "snowy" image, I made the tips of her horns white as snow, I called her the "White Horn".

>The concept for this race came to me originally around the release of the first MGE book release, but initially she was going to be a genki-type in a Santa Claus-type costume, but that eventually became the Yeti, and I found that the raising of body temperature from estrus made for stronger sex appeal. This kind of design would be a "Nordic Beauty" (北欧系美女). (Unfortunately, the Santa elements from the early sketches didn't make it...)

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>>16769221
>Let's be honest, KDF would have to live in the country off the grid. Ain't no way any town would let him in once they heard about some of his activities.
I'd imagine the immediate reaction to KDF being KDF would be "That's ridiculous, there's no way that's true!" and act like bait into getting people to know him. By the time the person finds out about what's said about him being 100% true and accurate if not actually understatements, the person wouldn't do much about it because at that point he'd need to be knee-deep in details about his life. For better or worse, KDF went from mere acquaintance to friend, even if it's "that one "friend"".

[Anonymous No.]

I want to put a Fairy in a sock and swing her around until she begs to make me stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769236
That's so mean!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769214
>Anon feels like he's being stared at all the time in class now, but whenever he looks at the hakutaku she seems normal. Before long he realizes he is looking at the wrong eyes, or rather, the wrong eye.

>For now that he is paying attention to it, he can see that no matter where her regular eyes look, the large third eye on the teacher's forehead moves independently to keep him within its sight. He could swear it glows now and then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769239
But they deserve it.

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>>16769143
That would be a loud street at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769235
>KDF actually talks very openly about his shenanigans but nobody believes him til it's too late
I could see that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769250
>All the other waifufags and their waifus wailing and moaning like banshees into the night
>Nurefag sitting grumpy on his porch trying to just enjoy some quiet while his waifu giggles

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769245
>Anon decides to test his hypothesis
>Walks over to his guy friends during lunch to chat
>steals a glance at Haku sensei out of the corner of his eye, she seems normal as she's looking down grading papers but her third eye is still patiently looking at him
>he gets up and walks over to a table where some other monstergirls are sitting and chats a bit with a harpy girl, telling a joke and getting her to laugh
>When he steals a glance back up, Haku-sensei's third eye is twitching and glowing, and though she's still just sitting there grading her hands are noticeably trembling and he can swear her heaving chest is heaving faster and more erratically than normal
Funnily enough, if she knew what he was doing she'd probably get even more turned on at him so cleverly using his deduction skills.

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>>16769255
If you could hook up generators to all those houses that ran off of DE and SE emitted. You could probably power the whole continent very easily

[Anonymous No.]

Whatever happened to the /a/ threads?
Never see them anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769291
>mamono mana is even MORE self sustaining
Sasuga KC.

I like it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769293
The monster musume threads? The manga updates pretty slowly, and if I remember correctly the mods took issue with the threads being just waifu circlejerk threads with no to little discussion of the actual manga, because there often wasn't anything to discuss.

Lala is best girl.

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>>16769265
I wish KC said more about just what sorts of things she can do with that third eye. The online profile doesn't mention it at all, and her enty info only seems to (judging from google translate) state that if she gets angry the yellow part of the eye turns red.

One would assume though that with their knowledge a hakutaku could learn to cast all kinds of spells with her third eye, and of course for combat one can imagine a laser beam being fired from it.

Did the hakutaku enty info ever get translated? All I have is the Japanese text.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769291
>Demonfags and the Anubisfags arguing over whether they should turn the block into a Dark or a Green Demon Realm

[Anonymous No.]

Paws or claws anon? Handfags need not apply.

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any blueberry Succubus subspecies that KC hasn't added yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769143
And all the Dragonfags live in the same apartment building with a whole floor to themselves. But they all have an insatiable need to be the one living on top, so they keep adding new floors.
And the nefarious Gremlinfag and his waifu pilots a big mecha to level the building when it gets too tall, which causes everyone to think they're evil but it's actually to stop some Tower of Babel shit from happening.
So every year or so all the Dragonfags get together in a big superhero unit to fight the latest crazy contraption.

I may have put too much thought into that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769322
Both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769323
Lilith?
Empusa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769322
Paws for me anon. Holding paws, massaging paws, washing paws, kissing paw pads, tickling paws, suckling latex gloved/stockinged paw fingers/toes; I love soft fluffy paws!

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>>16769324
Maybe so. Besides, a proper gremlin-chan would think of a building that could remove the bottom floor to add to the top, thereby lowering the building every time a new floor is 'added.' She's got too many experiments to waste time with dumb lizards anyway!

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>>16769336
Counter-argument:
Big robots are 𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐥.

[Anonymous No.]

How cheeky do you like your Mons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769346
I got a sexual attraction to the smugness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769302
>with the threads being just waifu circlejerk threads with no to little discussion of the actual manga
That's like half the threads on /a/ though

[Anonymous No.]

Going to the beach with an Oni. The soft sand will keep my pelvis from breaking, right? Right?

[Anonymous No.]

Big.
Fat.
Spade.
Tails.

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>>16769401

[Anonymous No.]

What would MGs view as some of the most degenerate fetishes? I think anything to do with wasting cum. So pegging would be a big nono. As would wasted orgasms for obvious reasons. Edging and denied orgasms would be fine so long as that cum eventually fertilizes a womb. Homosexuality would be the highest tier of deviancy for obvious reasons. Not only is one man wasting his cum, he's wasting it inside of another man wasting his cum.

I think bukake would be viewed as borderline degenerate, and some of the radical MGs would view anal to be lightly degenerate. I don't think you can digest things through the ass, at least blowjobs allow for digestion, but going for impregnation would always be preferred.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769422
Cumtini.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769427
Actually now that I think of it, if she ends up swallowing the supposedly wasted cum I guess it's fine. Still getting SE, even if you're missing out on that chance of impregnation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769433
Waste of hundreds of trillions of lives just for a simple 50 MP recovery drink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769422
They can absorb SE from anywhere on their bodies, they just do it best from the mouth and vag. Not to mention, many of them want to be impregnated, so they would definitely go for the creampies.

I don't really think they would care for "wasted" cum. If they saw someone blowing their load on a wall somewhere, they'd probably just jump his bone and get another load out of him whether he liked it or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769422
Alps are a thing, anon. I don't think dudes interested in other dudes will stay dudes for long, dude.

Also, they literally have clothing that absorbs spirit energy that retains after being cleaned. Arachne silk I think. It's basically a way of showing off with a "look how much frivolous sex me and my hubby are having!"

Your arguments are kind of uninformed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769401
Post more beach babes!

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>>16769457
Gotta love how indecisive some artists can be. "Do I wanna draw some elves lazing around in bed, or out by the beach? Why not both!" Socks and sand must be a real pain, though...

> I'm telling you sis, combining cute clothes just adds their power together! It's the ultimate fusion technique for catching boys!
> Eeh..?

[Anonymous No.]

Do monster girl species who view humans as inferior try to keep us as pets?
Would you enjoy being a monster girl's pet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769524
>Would you enjoy being a monster girl's pet?
>a lot of us are subs
>headpats
>huge dom slut

I would be if i didnt have the waifu already doing this.

>tfw will never be headpatted by a dragon
>tfw there is only depression

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769524
I'm sure there's some doujins or stories out there that have that, sure
Some people in here have expressed being all for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769524
I wouldn't mind roleplaying that with my Demon waifu.
Especially when she starts breaking character because she's getting flustered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769539
Man that sounds good

>dragon
I'd prefer to be owned by a Vampire even though they are much more haughty
Maybe a Vampire would let her pet human sleep in her bed rather than in his cage if he conducts himself properly

>>16769541
>Some people in here have expressed being all for it
I don't recall anyone wanting to become a pet, that's pretty degrading
Sure it's a comfy life and you get a loving owner but at the end of the day you're still nothing but a pet

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769561
>I don't recall anyone wanting to become a pet
You don't come here often I see

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769561
>that's pretty degrading
Watch this


Hey, who here would like to have a collar with the tag 'Chewtoy' on it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769568
Leggo

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769547
It's not the same if it's roleplaying, and besides we both know Demons would lewd their pet and pets are not for lewding

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769422
>I never read the source - the post
MG absorb cum with literally everything - ass, mouth, skin, even hair. There is special fruit that improves absorption of cum through skin for better bukake experience. Though yeah, I imagine direct creampie would be the most preferable but certainly not necessary
And fags turn into trannies which is pretty shit. I would vastly prefer "DE cures fags" than tranyshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769568
I'd prefer the Mrs. to be the one with the collar on.
With a butt plug tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769561
>I don't recall anyone wanting to become a pet, that's pretty degrading

Oh you sweet summer child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769580
To be fair, it wouldn't last long.
She'd break down and start nuzzling my chest while chanting "I love you" over and over again when she delivers a line about how she can do whatever she wants with me as I stare up at her with innocent eyes.
You know that one pic with the Kitsune doing that? Just imagine a cute Demon with a ponytail doing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769568
>Hey, who here would like to have a collar with the tag 'Chewtoy' on it?

I'm considering having it on one of my collars. And possibly on my tag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769568
Who here would want to be held extremely tight as your called "Treasure/Precious/Love" over and over again?

Damn it i need alcohol for this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769580
>not knowing roleplayDemonfag
But to answer your earlier question and what I think you're implying, if you're actually talking about MGE monsters then they're not going to just have a completely non-sexual human pet, in fact they'd be disgusted by the prospect. Now a SEXUAL one, sure that's all good, but just a pet that they don't have sex with no, they're fundamentally opposed to something like that.
>>16769593
Hot stuff, mane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769568
Gimme it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769600
I'm down for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769235
Still, I'd let my daughterus play with his daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769143
Sounds comfy as fuck

>-All the Anubisfags hang out together

Anon I'm pretty sure there's only two of us who frequent these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769568
>>16769578
>>16769599
>>16769606
>>16769592
I wasn't aware that we had this many shameless sluts in here

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769623
Does that include Anubisfucker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769625
Birds of a feather

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769605
>The whole pet roleplay breaks down into cuddlesex and nuzzling
Sounds like the best possible end to a day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769625
You'd still be very surprised. But really it not exactly my waifu's pet. I'm just sorta owned by her, y'know?

>>16769629
No but I guess if you want you could count him. By frequent in just meant the ones that have posted in the past few months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769636
Does he not count? He's like the queen bee of Anubisfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769625
I am a slut for dragons and proud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769636
>By frequent in just meant the ones that have posted in the past few months.
I'm here all the goddamn time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769641
Sure he can't count if you want.

>>16769649
I hadn't really noticed you. I'm just digging a deep hole here so I'll shut up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769635
I must confess even my Lady and myself would have no better way to end a night then just taking things slow and maximizing warm skin contact. Eskimo kisses while looking into those black and red eyes would be quite a final sight before passing into sleep.
>>16769636
>>16769641
>>16769649
To be completely fair it sometimes seems hard to separate who's who, or at least from my perspective.
What I want to know is where's Miiafag. Probably here I'm assuming but just chilling on commissions or active posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769649
Everyone's here all the time.
Excluding a few Drawfags, who are paying an arm, leg, and firstborn child to pay for artschool, and I, who is enjoying being a jobless cunt in the woods chopping at trees and fishing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769653
Why not add each other on some social network site like Steam or Twitter and keep tabs on each other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769625
It comes with having a Hellhound waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769660
I suppose I'm not necessarily opposed to the idea inherently, and to my knowledge there's a discord as well for the thread in general, but I worry if something like that might lead to too much circlejerking. And completely selfishly speaking from a personal standpoint, I kind of have to try and minimize any sort of traceable connections to some of the things here as possible, so I'd have to be pretty selective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769653
>To be completely fair it sometimes seems hard to separate who's who, or at least from my perspective.
Of course it is, we're all anon except when posting something particular. Commissions, Drawfaggotry, Writefaggotry, whatever.

>>16769656
We're here for life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769673
Only autistic manchildren complain that people interacting with each other with actual identities is circlejerking.

>>16769687
Remember, you're here FOREVER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769644
>>16769661
Who are the most slutty, Dragon husbands or Hellhound husbands?

I'd say Hellhound husbands, you gotta be a real manwhore to let yourself be dominated by a fire dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769688
>Only autistic manchildren complain that people interacting with each other with actual identities is circlejerking.

I mean, I just don't think that stuff is for here. Now about about them monster girls, amiright?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769446
>"look how much frivolous sex me and my hubby are having!"
I don't know if that would be a popular sentiment though. Like there's a lot of single MGs out there and here's this one stupid slut who can't even get her man to cum inside her correctly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769688
In it's own place for sure, I'm speaking more in the case of the thread. I don't want there to have to be something like a 'required knowledge' list of who people are referring to in the thread so that when someone new or who hasn't been around for a while comes in/back they suddenly find the place all talking about people that they don't know about. If it's contained to one place I've no issue with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769700
Yeah it's not for the thread, but the ones complaining about it will do so even if it's done outside the thread as if we're his fucking blog or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769699
>cum inside her correctly.

How do you not cum inside correctly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769688

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769704
I certainly understand how that can be frustrating as well and didn't mean to imply that, no one likes someone bitching about something entirely unrelated or unneeded to be bitched about. Muh bad breh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769708
Mouth, ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769712
"ＷＲＯＮＧ"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769709
Doing it for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769709
Now that's a message I can get behind! I can't wait until I have enough art of my waifu to do one of those with just her, it'll be amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769691
I'm a slut for role reversal and gentle femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769073
>>The one whose waifu is named Nanu
>>the one who thinks lolifying his Anubis doesn't make him a lolicon
>>The one who really likes collars
>>The one with 3 daughterus

Im pretty damn broken compared to the other Anubisfag, now I look at it. Quite the shitstain I've left on my image.

[Anonymous No.]

>picrelated is still not translated
Fug
At least guy is not completely ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769699
>"Just wearing the clothing can envelope them in happiness, as if they're always in their husband's embrace. It makes them really feel like they belong to their husband, and they can assert it to other monsters."

the arachne silk entry says you are objectively wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769728
>Anon has sex with this Hellhound waifu
>She is having a blast brutalizing him
>Anon reverses the roles and pounds her violently from behind
>He can't keep it up long enough
>She goes back to destroying him
>It goes on until is Anon is about to break
>She then switches to a more caring and gentle femdom to let him rest
>They end the night cuddling together

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769752
First we got that one EMG spider and now this vampire with a puffy vulva if getting tied up too
Is a serial roper on the loose or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769752
Twitter is a scourge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769752
They're making a figure of that exact image.

I look forward to purchasing it someday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769708
Cumming ontop of her clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769709
How does one do it for her though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769782
Yeah probably.

At most I see it as a site to upload pictures for KC to notice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769782
I still don't get it after all these years. Its just so ungainly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769755
Okay then, if not even wasting semen is a thing that matters then I suppose there's no fetish MG's would consider degenerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769795
I mostly don't understand why people use it for art when it is the absolute worst site to upload art to. Bar none.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769782
Why?

>>16769795
>ungainly
wat

[Anonymous No.]

I heard Salamanders are afraid to swim!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769806
Has the most obtuse method for downloading at the very least. Not to mention no archival whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769800
Well, clearly not. Most of the heavy /d/ shit is out. MGs are about wish fulfillment and not filth. Keep your hand-holding garbage out of here, fiend. Use your head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769809
That's why you teach them it's ok through swimming classes.

You can do it anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769807
Hard to use, ala >>16769810
Maybe I'm just an old fart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769810
Even the "orig" version is not actually the original. It still compresses the fuck out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769806
Exposure, I'd guess. People have to actively look up a pixiv account for instance, but they can be assumed to instantly be receiving their tweets and whatnot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769800
'It literally says right in the world guide'(a phrase I've used way too many times in the past few months) that they don't find anything related to sex taboo. 'Monsters view sex entirely differently than humans do on every level'(another far too repeated phrase) so they don't even for a second think there's any issue with fucking your own 8 year old daughter in hardcore BDSM sex. As long as a monster and man are indulging in pleasure and a man is not fucking another man's wife, there are no taboos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769833
>not reading the worldwide properly

It literally says in bold ink that acts of handholding is seen as taboo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769812
>>16769833
Yeah, sorry. My brain is pretty fucked today. Things like no NTR are such common sense I completely forgot to factor those in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769849
Don't worry anon. I suggest having a glass of water and then going for a quick nap. You'll be a thinking man in no time!

Got a case of the feels aswell but a glass of water and a nap should fix that in no time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769845
>You will never hold your waifus hand in public

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769845
I'm in stitches here anon where do you come up with these hil arious gags and bloopers

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769845
>says in bold ink that acts of handholding is seen as taboo.
Sauce? I don't remember that

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769807
>Why?
Among other reasons, this:
http://i.imgur.com/RT79cW6.png
On the left is the original image on the artist's pixiv; pixiv does not alter images whatsoever.
On the right is the version posted to the artist's twitter. As you can see, twitter has massively compressed it, resulting in pixel vomit all over the picture. And that's the BEST version of the image twitter has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769869
Corrr, hideous. Fucking twitter, I much prefer wading through tumblr than having to deal with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769868
Its
joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769857
Stop you pervert! Even the DemonLord pukes at that idea.

>>16769859
I try my best anon. But thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769859
Wherever you bought that stick in your ass, I'd imagine. Nice contribution attempt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769876
Tumblr enforces maximum image sizes, but at least it doesn't make the pictures look like something from fucking 90's Geocities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769879
How should I know it was a joke?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769660
If people really want to, but I doubt they would
Really the thread is good enough as is though sometimes I get curious about the /mgt/ discord and want to see what goes on in there

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769908
I went in there a little bit ago.
Dead hours, just like my times in IRC. Things never change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769905
>Showing her her cleavage and freckles
She is basically begging to be made into a housewife

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769916
Eh, it probably isn't worth it in the end, or rather there probably ain't much to be missin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769930
>>16769905
Cleavage freckles are a forbidden upper-tier fetish
Too good for this mortal plane

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769916
What happens when they both turn to mastah and say "Mastah Season~"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769933
Well you can directly interact with the write/drawfags, which is good if you want to befriend them for genuine reasons or for selfish gain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769937
Shog blowjob during Kiki facesitting, followed by Kiki cowgirl during Shog brain/existencejob

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769944
See this is why having two maids is hot.

>existencejob

A what job?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769948
You know, melding into your mind, pulling back the veil of reality, making you temporarily able to hear or smell pleasure as a concept

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769956
Shoggoths are woke

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769942
I guess that's kinda nice, but I wouldn't want to come off as an asskisser which I know I would

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769956
So LSD?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769963
Just be kind but don't be a brown noser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769956
Why is it that whenever I think of Chaos girls, the Chaos realm and the Elder Gods, the song "Court of the Crimson King" comes to my mind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769712
I'll agree with you that ass isn't correct, but cumming in her mouth is correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769971
>ass isn't correct

By does it work? Can I cum in a MG's ass and she likes it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769971
>cumming in her mouth is correct.
But it's not. You can't impregnate mouth

[Anonymous No.]

jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769988
/ F I T /

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn be a Paladin guard of an Order Nunnery/Orphanage

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769988
ジーーーイ

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769988
This bird should get a caretaker, she is always pissed off

>>16769992
It is man's natural instinct to breed a woman if she is sporting abs, there is nothing that screams fertility more than abs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770012
Uh, a bigger butt shows off better fertility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770012
>It is man's natural instinct to breed a woman if she is sporting abs, there is nothing that screams fertility more than abs

Never seen more truth spoken in my life until now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770018
But what about abs, muscular thighs, a big butt and hips for days?

If that ain't fertility, I don't know what is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770026
Big butts and health means more fertile.
Big breasts means they can feed the young.
Fitness means they can protect the kid.

A bit of all is perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770029
But which girl best fits these features of fertility?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770033
A Holst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770018
Big butt only shows off lewdness

>>16770035
You mean a Minotaur? Onis too can sport the perfect mother body

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770038
Minos are too fit.
Holsts are a perfect balance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770035
A mino?

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>>16769964
>lmao drugs dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770042
Holst.
Minos lose healthiness due to extra fitness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770047
That meme response is almost as cancerous as you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770029
But how can that be when loli bodies are the most fertile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770061
Underdeveloped bodies are less fertile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770060
Fight fire with fire I suppose?

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>>16770066
I mean, it looks pretty fertile.

[Anonymous No.]

Silver-haired brown elves.

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>>16770092
But they aren't.
Good for those not ready to be parents though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770096
What about shortstacks? They look fertile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770104
Those aren't lolis.
Perfectly fertile.

[Anonymous No.]

Squirrel just went up on enty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770094
Well, you have my attention.
>>16770110
Someone should get them down from there then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770108
I dunno why I've always seen loli bodies as being fertile. But I guess it just connects to my fantasy of having an animalistic lust to breed a loli MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770104
>>16770108
Reminder that shortstacks are perfect for paizuri.

https://i.imgur.com/VXQ9BwH.png

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>>16770117
So you want to impregnate young girls and breed them like cattle?

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>>16770122
Nothing like that.

More like having a mistress turned loli and having her small body flaunt around, showing off skin and her butt. Then just having the urge to bend over and clinch top of her, pumping my seed into her while inhaling her hair. All while she protests and tries to resist, but my lust ignores it.

Infact it's the fantasy I want to do with my waifu.

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>>16770117
Loli MGs are perfectly fertile and it is 100% healthy to have that kind of fantasy
I'm sure the Sabbath would house you for free if you talked to them

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770129
and climb on top*

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>>16770129
So raping and forceful breeding? With her eventually breaking and giving in to her new role and accepting it with glee?

[Anonymous No.]

You're minding your own business when this bitch's shadow slaps your ass, you turn into a shota and she starts washing your dick.
What do you do?

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>>16770143
Oh I don't want to break her or anything. Actually I want her to tease me about it after, bullying me for giving into my animal instincts and breeding her like that. Saying stuff like "how could her little pet do such a thing?"

I'd get punishment after aswell. Guess I should've just held back when she bent over and exposed her butt.

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>>16770149
Call for my Pharaoh wife.

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>>16768217
>"at least they're human"
>apparently this is a good thing

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>>16770149
Eh?

But I'd probably submit right there and then.

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>>16770152
So mindlessly rutting her like a beast mating with a bitch in heat?
Forcing yourself onto her? Her protesting and trying to assert herself but failing to do so as you pump her with wild abandon until she eventually gives in as well and becomes a mindless beast as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you'll never run a home for wayward maids, reforming them and helping them find masters, only for all of them to refuse to leave you

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>>16770160
>>16770160
So Foster's Home for Imaginary Waifus?

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>>16770149
I ain't gay or anything. But Set's masculine figure and assertive look always made me a submissive slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770169
There's nothing gay about liking handsome men (female)

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>>16770158
Pretty much yeah. That sounds hot to me but the part where she gives in isn't so appealing, I'd like to hear her protests as she tries to give me commands and orders but my natural instincts ignoring them while my body just keeps thrusting deeper and I keep sniffing/inhaling her young vibrant scent in her hair. I'd mate that bitch until my offspring was firmly planted in her womb.

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>>16770156
You tell em, Centaurs are better than that any day.

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>>16770177
So her protesting all the way? even as you breed her until she's pregnant with triplets and looks like she's 6 months pregnant from all your cum inside her?

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>>16770182
The protesting just makes it more enjoyable but if she wanted to break and accept her fate, all while being in heat, then I'm up for that.

Guess this is what being addicted to my waifu's scent gets me. But doing things like this while she's in heat is personally I think a good thing, because although she'll protest she knows she wants it. It's why she's dropping those small hints here and there. But after that I'd get what's coming to me trough my personal weekly punishment until she's in heat again. And the process just keeps repeating.

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>>16770186
And then soon she starts not wearing panties in skirts during her heat period, allowing for easier access.

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>>16770192
It's all about those subtle messages.

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>>16770197
That alluring scent?
Her moving her tail to allow for better access from behind?
The wetspots she leaves behind on chairs caused by juices from the needy hole between her legs?
Her flushed and vivid face?

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never be a young boy growing up on the streets of a vampire town, selling your body and your blood for a dingy loft owned by a lonely CC vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770215
Vampire town? That doesn't sound viable.

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>>16770178
Bicorns are cute and are much more deserving of love than all those nasty human girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770218
It's a Vampire Empire with a grand Spire that couldn't be Higher!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770218
In what way?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to watch a stuffy student council president type turn into a Cheshire.

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>>16770232
Where's the blood come from?

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>>16770238
People? It's like Yharnam.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember anon, don't trust suspicious young girls.

They're likely the Sabbath, here to snatch you away and turn you into a heretical cum pump for their entire cult!

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>>16769709

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>>16770238
Captured Thralls and willing husbandos. Imported in magically cooled and preserved vats. Though the fresh and warm stuff of a virile young boy is prized. Imagine what you could do with a deft hand in cooking and an understanding of the value of your own blood.

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>>16770241
Might be cool.

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>>16770235
So she'll be even better at her job due to teleportation, invisibility, and having an outlet for her stress?

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>>16770257
Yes, but she'd fight it at first of course.

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>>16770221
Bicorn is probably my ideal girl in terms of personality and how she's okay with harems.

Those huge horse tits of hers of hers are just a bonus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770266
Centaur harems.

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>>16770204
>That alluring scent?

As an expert of my waifu's pheromones and scent. I'd be able to smell that "Oh God please just fuck me like a bitch" scent on her clothes. Then I'd act accordingly. It's best when I do it suddenly out of no where, because not only will she be confused but she'd love it. That or if I planned it, she'd be in anticipation all day until that time arrived, I'd savour that excitement.

>Her moving her tail to allow for better access from behind?

Yup, especially when she knows I'm in view of her puffy vulva ready for some breeding.

>The wetspots she leaves behind on chairs caused by juices from the needy hole between her legs?
>Her flushed and vivid face?

I can just imagine her coming home and watching me wash her paws, her face flustered and red just thinking and me forcing myself on her or eating her out from that position. I imagine if I didn't make a move she'd leave a spot in the couch with her sticky warm honey on it.

That or I notice her holding her crotch when I walk up to her and hug her from behind, brushing my crotch against her ass. She's trying to stay formal and rational but inside she's screaming for it, even when I'm hunked over her body and pounding her from behind with her head pressed against the bed. That's one reason Id love her little protest because she knows she damn well wants it. I'd enjoy every moment of teasing her subtly like that. On top of that, it would be easy to tell when she's in heat because her panties would just be soaked in her nectar when I'd go to wash them.

Speaking of her nectar. I'm getting diamonds from the thought of her getting on all fours and lifting her tail to reveal a puffy, warm, in heat, honey dripping pussy that would look so inticing and inviting to me. Ready for me to breed her.

I love her so much

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>>16770235
I'm sure the Queen of Heart loves to corrupt girls into wonderland species

>Anon sends a letter to Wonderland about how his student council president doesn't know how to have fun
>She gets corrupted into a Cheshire less than a week later

>>16770266
I want to be nursed and groomed by a Bicorn until I'm man enough to build a harem that will make both of us proud
She'd always remain my main wife though

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>>16770268
>bicorn
>nightmare
>vanilla centaur
>white horn
I could die a happy man, it's missing a Unicorn but it's impossible to include one without her turning into a second Bicorn.

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>>16770271
Would her warm nectar soak through your pants if your dick grinded up against her lusty muff?

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>>16770284
Riding all those girls daily will tire a man out.
But pimping was never easy. and it will just get harder when they enter heat.

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>>16770278
>She'd always remain my main wife though
>Bicorn sitting patiently beside the bed while she watches a line of other haremettes fuck anon into an ahegaoing mess
>"At least I'm the main wife"
>"At least I'm the main wife"
>"At least I'm the main wife"

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>>16770286
Of fuck yes. It would be even lewder if there were strings of it that snapped as she got up.

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>>16770293
Kek

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>>16770294
Her butt wiggling and swaying as juices trickle down her legs.
Only a fag wouldn't jump her then and there.

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>>16770292
I'm sure the lovely bicorn would train me to be able to take care of them all.

Heat is a different matter entirely though, I fear for my pelvis if I'm forced against a wall by them.

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>>16770302
I wouldn't know if I'd rather just breed her there and then. Or eat her out to clean up that delicious honey and make her moan. All while she holds my head there and looks down at my face in her cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770306
Pelvis, face, hands; nothing will be safe.

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>>16770241
The Sabbath is cool and all but it's better to pick one loli and do your best to make her the happiest loli in the world

>>16770306
She will train you AND she will also train them
Make sure that she goes easy on your White Horn wife, being clumsy in bed isn't all that bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770293
>Bicorns shlick to this kind of story
How pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

Is this the only Selene picture around?

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>>16770293
>Once they're crossed eyed and creampied full of fillies, it's her turn
>They have sex twice as long as the others combined
>She's extra lusty
>After all, being pregnant has made her much more insatiable and lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770293
You say that like it's useless, but the main wife has the privilege of birthing the plurality of your daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770318
Yeah.
Excluding joke doodle, it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770271
Who is your waifu? Anubis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770329
Mhmm. The cutest might I add.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770322
>>16770323
Sorry anons, you can't really salvage reverse gangbang horse.

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>>16770329
That or a Hellhound.
Judging by the subtlety and minor resistance in the face of being fucked by 'a wild beast' of a man, I'd bet on the Anubis.

>>16770334
Or you answer here.

MY daughter is cuter though.

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>>16770335
Salvage implies she's wrecked to everyone or in general when she's decently appealing to haremfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770336
I bet your daughteru is a real cutie. Just remember to pinch those cheeks though!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770324
I was just digging for lilim art, I thought it was bit weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770339
Well unless you're a horsefucker, smokebum fills the niche better

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770278
I almost want to write a story about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770345
Hopefully Mari will do those Lilim art things like she said instead of being glued to Nier 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770356
What lilim art thing?
Also is Neir really a good game or are people just in it for the arse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770355
You won't.

[Anonymous No.]

What if the yeits were the ones doing the freezing all along?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770387
The snows are gone and the sun is shining. Thank you, Super Wurm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16769980
It is, because she can still taste your essence if you cum in her mouth.

>>16769977
Of course you can if she likes it, but monster girls can only taste and absorb you essence efficiently through their mouths and vaginas.

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>>16770379
I might.

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>>16769660
>steam, social networks, discord
I don't understand how anyone who chooses to post on 4chan can believe this is a good idea. That kind of circlejerking leads to pure unadultered cancer 100% of the time.

The waifufag meta-autism is getting out of hand again too, attentionwhoring like this will destroy these threads if left unchecked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770387
Well, there is that one evil Yeti who keeps showing up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770413
Yeah it's best we just keep to these threads. When people say waifu fagging is becoming a problem, I can really see it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770387
>tfw Mei ended up being perfect body type when they released her chinese dress skins
>All the hamplanets were eternally btfo that it really was all just heavy clothing

It was funny as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770413
>The waifufag meta-autism is getting out of hand again
Agreed on this, but the anons helping to enable faggots like KDF by making him and the others thread celebrities are the real issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770413
>>16770417
Guys like gazerfag and miafag are alright because they produce lots of content gazer gets a bit spammy sometimes but the others who do nothing but post about their waifus looking at you KDF should do it less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770421
You're right, KDF shouldn't be allowed. In fact anyone who uses the word "waifu" should be permanently banned from posting, this is a thread for serious discussion of MGE canon.

[Anonymous No.]

mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770425
Gazerfag needs some restraints. Like I respect he's bringing much more art to Gazer than any other girl in MGE. But it's actually affecting his health. I worry for my nigga.

>others who do nothing but post about their waifus

I'll admit that I do this. And it's becoming annoying to a lot of people in these threads so I'll try to shut the fuck up from now on.

Maybe I should be like that Anubis fag who stays quite most of the time and has commissions of his cute waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770436
With a really big tie.

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>>16770436
That smile is a whole other level of smug. I'm not sure what you call it but it's got that dip.

We're reaching levels of smug that aren't even possible. She's smug because she knows what you did with that Holst in the barn last night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770435
I know you're being sarcastic, but he is just attention whoring at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770421
>the anons helping to enable faggots like KDF by making him and the others thread celebrities are the real issue
It was manageable when we had only one village idiot, but people really need to stop doing this.

[Anonymous No.]

Looked less loli in the sketch phase. I think I prefer her this way.

Concept: Smug little rodent, mass communication, fluffy tail

[Anonymous No.]

KC answered a few questions about Automaton on Enty

Sadly he didn't answer directly if they could give birth, but he did say that with Gremlins, humans and other monster engineers advancing their research they will soon be able to build new ones

Automaton's arm and legs are soft

There could be a subspecies of Automaton

Her arm canon is for defensive purposes only and can be replaced or added functionalities to
He also added that the development of guns in MGE is slow because magic is better and that strong monsters can deflect bullets with their sword

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>>16770450
How come sketches usually look better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770436
>Jewnuki part 2, NOW IN HD!
>flat chest
>looks like she's wearing silly slippers
>dumb oversized acorn accessory
She's not exactly top ten tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770450
The sketch is so superior to the final version it isn't funny.

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>>16770451
>There could be a subspecies of Automaton

What kind of subspecies could this be I wonder?

>strong monsters can deflect bullets with their sword
>Automaton shooting her cannon at a Salamander
>Salamander defecting it like a light saber

Jesus, fighting MG really are scary. I wouldn't want to stumble across a Lizardman or Salamander now. I've joked about them kicking my ass before but this is making me fear them.

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>>16770451
>He also added that the development of guns in MGE is slow because magic is better and that strong monsters can deflect bullets with their sword

>Magic superior to technology
>deflecting bullets with swords
I know I'll sound like a HFY for this, but fucking hell this is stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770315
>Make sure that she goes easy on your White Horn wife, being clumsy in bed isn't all that bad
I wouldn't let her go too hard on training the white horn.

The nightmare on the other hand she can go all out with training. It just makes her even more likely to be dominant in the dream world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770468
The MGE is as much JRPG inspired as it is the likes of D&D. You should have expected this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770451
>strong monsters can deflect bullets with their sword
Why are the japanese obsessed with this idea? Are they still butthurt that firearms have long since outdated oversized cutlery?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770468
Nothing wrong with magic being superior to technology, that's the case in a lot of settings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770464
>>16770468
To be fair it's medieval so they probably have shitty matchlock guns

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770436
So cute and fluffy, I still wish her thighs were fuller

>>16770450
>Smug little rodent
>Fluffy tail
KC knows where it's at

>Looked less loli in the sketch phase. I think I prefer her this way.
I disagree, though I'm sure you can find bigger squirrels than the profile one to suit your likings

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770450
The acorn-emblazoned info broker: A squirrel monster girl, the "Ratatoskr"!
She originates from Norse Mythology, as a squirrel living on the world tree of Yggdrasil, relaying messages between Hraesvelgr, the eagle perched at its peak, and Nidhoggr, dwelling beneath its roots. (Side note, the eagle at the top of the world tree that had a hawk sitting between its eyes that Ratatoskr interacted with was not named as being Hraesvelgr in the original mythos, this is an assumption and possibly mistake by KC)
As such, in the world of the MGE they became a race specialized in sharing information!
They're a highly social race, operating news organizations around the world, and they seem to have a headquarters of sorts, where they gather all their information, inside a giant tree almost kind of like the world tree, somewhere in the world.

(cont)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770451
>This makes /k/ cry

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770486
>library inside a tree

Sounds comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770451
It sounds like he's implying that for artificial monsters like automatons, golems, etc. reproduction is limited to building new ones, and assuming the "mother" plays a part that actually lends itself to a lot of funny/cute/interesting scenarios.

Heck, the idea of gremlins, other monsters and human engineers all working together to figure out how to build automatons is interesting in and of itself.

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>>16770486
Though, in the original story, Ratatoskr would often spin its messages in a way to incite quarrels between the two, and since real mass media also has these sorts of characteristics, the Ratatoskr also sometimes uses exaggeration and dramatization in her reports, with an agenda of trying to create new couples and causing a boom in human-monster relationships and human female monsterization.


(boy am I glad /pol/ isn't around, they'd have a field day with this)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770451
KC's setting keeps getting better and better. Imagine the order discovering guns just to find out that monsters can use magic barriers and cut bullets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770486
>Tree of a size that seems almost impossible. Dozens of ratatoskr running about inside it at all times, dropping off data they have gathered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770468
Think about it this way.

There's a huge chance that if you shoot an old style gun it could backfire and blow off your hand. Why bother with that when you can just shoot a fireball?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770510
I wonder if you can rent a room there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770503
>Ratatoskr also sometimes uses exaggeration and dramatization in her reports, with an agenda of trying to create new couples and causing a boom in human-monster relationships and human female monsterization.

Who knew that Ratatoskrs are actually very helpful and good girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770512
The tree is for storing data! You'll have to make yourself useful if you want to stay there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770503
>boy am I glad /pol/ isn't around
What did you mean by that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770503
>and since real mass media also has these sorts of characteristics, the Ratatoskr also sometimes uses exaggeration and dramatization in her reports, with an agenda
Jews fear the samurai

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770503
They're doing good work, I want to reward one by hugging her fluffy tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770486
>they seem to have a headquarters of sorts, where they gather all their information, inside a giant tree almost kind of like the world tree, somewhere in the world.
As much as I like him dropping this kind of info on Enty, this is the kind of stuff that could bolster up the profiles and add depth to them
Complains aside, I imagine that world tree to be like wall street but with squirrels going crazy with news instead of brokers shouting about trades

>>16770503
>Squirrels messing up the mass media to push their agenda
Put this way it's hilarious, though it's worded in a way that makes it seem pretty mild especially since corruption is considered a good thing and so is matchmaking humans/monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770518
Ratatoskr fake news!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770503
>spin its messages in a way to incite quarrels between the two
> real mass media also has these sorts of characteristics
KC confirmed for being redpilled

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770524
Plus it says they only do it "sometimes", which implies normally their reports are fully accurate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770436
>dick around in PS for the first time in months with info squirrel
>Ｂ　Ｉ　Ｇ res hours later
Dumb squirrels and their dumb smug mugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770503
Do you think KC was trying to make a political joke with these girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770518
She looks scary. Wouldn't want to go near her.

She's probably crazy aswell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770528
>>16770534
It's seen as a good thing though.

KC has been greenpilled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770534
Its not exactly a political thing to note that mass media often exaggerates things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770518
Is she going to make me talk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770534
Obviously

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770517
My lap is very comfy for squirrels to sit on, and I can brush their tails. And technically I produce small amounts of data too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770503
Her design emphasizes the cuteness of a small animal, and a somewhat smug and cocky look.
And she's got generous amounts of fluffiness, especially her tail, which could be said to be their trademark, is just huge!
It's about the size of her entire body, and larger when stretched out.
Since the pattern on the tail is one of the most recognizable things about a squirrel, I gave her hair a similar kind of coloring with meshes and also made her hair especially voluminous, and putting a white line on the kneesock-like fur on her legs.

Her clothes continue with the brown and white color scheme, with a really cute voluminous vertical ribbed sweater, and a white shirt underneath with a vertical line pattern, for a mass media/sociable ish look.
It's a one piece, so they don't wear anything below, and even though her clothes are pretty short, the fluff helps emphasize her thighs perfectly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770554
>KC pointing out that natural ZR
Good taste. Great to see he gets the appeal of leg fluff.
Telling the furfags and animalfuckers how it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770554
>It's a one piece, so they don't wear anything below
As expected of monsters.
>>16770556
He's not telling them anything considering he's also made and likes both furries and multiple centaurs. KC is a man of varied tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

How do Ratata's cause human women to monsterise with news?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770556
Meh, going by some of his other making-ofs, he designs his girls' monster parts to both look appealing in their own way, and help highlight the human parts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770564
>Great news! Order scientists have found out eating demon fruits is absolutely safe and totally doesn't turn you into monsters, also the fruits are very delicious and good for your health! Start eating today!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770571
Human women dumb enough to fall for that will probably become Wurms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770554
For accessories, next to the obvious squirrel-flavored acorn accessory, I gave her green armbands and a necktie that really stand out against the brown backdrop, and give her a stronger reporter-like look.
Her tie and armbands also have acorn designs, her messenger bag also has an acorn-like color and shape, with acorn-shaped metal fittings, just acorns all over the place with her.

There were some changes from my original design plan.
At one point I had an idea to give her a hat, but dropped that because it made her look more like a librarian or some kind of civil worker, rather than a member of the press.
I also toyed a lot with the length of her clothes. They were shorter first, barely hiding her lower body with her long tie, but I felt like that tipped the balance of cute and lewd too far to the lewd side, so I settled on the current design.
It's still pretty risque even now though!


That's all on the squirrel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770554
>>16770579
KC always puts an ungodly amount of detail in his girl's clothing, it never fails to amaze me

>on the kneesock-like fur on her legs.
Is this the first time that he "admits" making monstrous parts look like clothing?
I'd be surprised if it was but I don't recall any other time he mentioned it

>They were shorter first, barely hiding her lower body with her long tie
Oh boy, we need this drawn now it sounds so fucking hot

>It's still pretty risque even now though!
Doesn't seem that way viewing her from this angle, though I'm sure she flashes her sweet bottom whenever she bends down to pick up a piece of news she dropped

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770596
>Is this the first time that he "admits" making monstrous parts look like clothing?
Vamp Mosquito, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770596
>Is this the first time that he "admits" making monstrous parts look like clothing?
He's admitted it before in other making of write ups but there's others he goes out of the way to make look more part of the girl to help them seem more monstrous

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>>16770550
Why would the smart cow be so smug?

>>16770596
He's quite /fa/. Which is admirable. Wish I was that /fa/.

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>>16770596
>Doesn't seem that way viewing her from this angle, though I'm sure she flashes her sweet bottom whenever she bends down to pick up a piece of news she dropped
I've always wondered how clothes would work for girls with tails, especially fat ones or incredibly fluffy ones. Would they always wear short skirts and dresses? How would tail holes work for pants and stuff? Underwear too, how would those work? I mean shit, where would tails even connect on the body?

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>>16770609

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>>16770564
Simply talking about the health benefits, power gained, beauty gained, etc. by becoming a monster would be enough to entice some.

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>>16770609
I'd be hoping skirts, because I'd love to see up said skirts.

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>>16770615
Literally zero downsides. How is staying human even a choice?

[Anonymous No.]

Like a Bloody Storm~
Atsuku like a Bloody Stone~

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>>16770614
What kind of Monster Girl would Rin be? Dark Mage?

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>>16770625
I like lava golems. They're the kind of girl to always linger on my top list.

Living a life with one would be comfy.

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>>16770625
You triggered the vampire and the pillar ladies.

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>>16770609
Something like this >>16770614 I'd think, but smaller and less revealing for those who prefer that. Also with a fastenable strap or flap on top to keep things from falling down. Some clothes might even have a really small hole for the tail and just have stretching enchantments put on them. That's how I imagine stuff like latex working at least.

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>>16770387
Her recovery skill would be the opposite of the "It's Winter" image, a smiling Yeti in a block of ice with confused Yukionna and Wendigos around her

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>>16770639
>pillar ladies
No such thing!

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>>16770518
>Posting shitty shoggocks OCs
>/pol/
>Knight's Cross with the oak leaves seperate from it
Fuck right off.

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>>16770453
>>16770460
I too have to wonder why the majority of sketches are superior. KC really should just go with his gut. Proto kiki was great.

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>>16770651
If she gets the red stone of something she can become any monster she wants.

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>>16770518
I do love a lady in uniform, especially that uniform.

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>>16770658
And all Ratatoskrs are extensions of her!

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>>16770626
Bottom Heavy dark mage or a witch depending on how much you want to play up the flat chested angle.

Sakura is 100% dark mage though, I know that for sure.

Nero is cute.

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>>16770507
>>16770451
>Most MGs with a lick of magic sense can just shield themselves from gunfire a la mages in Youjo Senki
>Small arms are completely useless.
Kek.

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>>16770651

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>>16770609
Arachnes are asked to make all kinds of fancy clothing that accommodate tails and other monstrous parts
I'd love to see a fox's wardrobe

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>>16770667
Well bottom heavy Dark Mage makes my dick hard so I'll go with that.

I agree.

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Maids are olev.

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>>16770672
Aiyaiyaiyeee~

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>>16770675
>Girl sitting on a squid
Fucking horrible design. Stick with KC's squid

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Boobs or butts anon? Tell us your favorite MG/waifu too for frame of reference.

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>>16770674
Would be perfect, a nice duality between the two.

Nero would be tough to place.
She could be a lion version of a werecat but that doesn't feel regal enough for her.

>>16770682
Both.

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>>16770682
>spider
>butt

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>>16770682
Both, Pharaoh has both, but if down to only one or the other. I prefer Boobs as they feed the kids.

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>>16770682
>boobs
>griffon
I could just motorboat griffon tits all day.

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>>16770685
I want to spank Dark Mage Rin's ass.

I wanna say dragon, or maybe Griffon?

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>>16769146
>>16762568

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>>16770699
Griffon would fit, it has lion parts combined with pride.

Dragon would be more fitting for Arturia who has an actual dragon connection.

Just don't be surprised if she starts out tsuning about it.

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>>16770682
Both.

Cheshire, Holst, Pharaoh, Slime, Ren Xiongmao, Dark Mage and Minotaur.

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>>16770451
What even is there to defend yourself from in a hugbox setting?

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>>16770682
I prefer boobs to butts, but butts are quite nice too. My waifu's butt is rather small but wonderfully round and perky whereas her breasts are fairly large in comparison, especially when considering her short stature. She's not a shortstack though, her breasts are a little too still small for that. They're still soft and squishy and particularly fun to play with though!

Anyway, she's a Kobold.

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>>16770706
I want her to tsun, I want her tsun super hard.

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>>16770682
I like my girl average, but I think her butt is bigger than normal so there is that. I'm not much into paizuri and the likes but I do like myself an assjob.

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>>16770577
Even nowadays many people still believe the media, believing the local newspaper/herald, which is literally the only source of information in medieval setting, is a natural thing

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>>16770724
It would be good.
Now the better question is if you feign being hurt, ignore the tsun outright, or tease her over being tsun.

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>>16770735
I want this wedding dress theme to continue, that water wurm looks so happy.

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>>16770653
This.

That image is trash.

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>>16770740
Hmm, i might feign being hurt.

Oh, or compliment her appearance!

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>>16770682
>butt
>Anubutt

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>>16770735
I love the little bow at the end of her tail. So cute!

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>>16770753
Well, one gets her to slightly sulk while she tells you to keep going while the other has her start blushing and going 'baka!' over and over again.

Please don't break the tsunderes, they're weak when confronted directly.

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>>16770746
I feel you anon. I plan to one day get a wedding dress commission of my waifu, once I get enough money and find the right artist. I also am the least /fa/ so I'd need a stroke of divine inspiration or a very patient artist for the dress.

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>>16770451
>humans and other monster engineers advancing their research they will soon be able to build new ones
That'll be very far out since Automatons were discovered just now in the setting.
>Automaton's arm and legs are soft
Which means handies and intercrural from thicc Automatons is totally possible? Lovely.
>There could be a subspecies of Automaton
I've always had a feeling that research on Automatons would yield the creation of a new subspecies. That, or these variations exist along with the current Automatons.
>Her arm canon is for defensive purposes only and can be replaced or added functionalities to
Did he ever mention if Automatons could wield impact weaponry?

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>>16770762
For both options I hug her and say I'm sorry.

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>>16770765
Do what I did when I commissioned a wedding dress image and pick a dress you like the look of from danbooru.

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>>16770772
Que a tender moment probably followed by the jackhammer.

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>>16770775
How nice. I'll be sure to treat her lovingly.

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>>16770774
So what was the final pic?

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>>16770780
Do it and Have fun in London.

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>>16770774
Thanks for the tip anon, I tried using google awhile ago before I got tied up in waiting for my current commissions, but it didn't yield anything good. Having a reference image or two would probably help a lot though!

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>>16770682
Both is the only true answer

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>>16770746
You can't like it, anon. Wedding pics commissioned by the ace from /monster/, the one who is behind raiju headpatting

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>>16770788
Hopefully I don't get stolen by the strong Ojou.

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>>16770799
That does bring up what she'd be..... a minotaur of some sort?

A holst?

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>>16770803
Muscle elf? Dragon?

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>>16770787
This one, the dress I picked out as a reference for mono was originally from a Kancolle image and he done an awesome job with it.
>>16770790
Danbooru is a life saver for these things since it's easier to imagine a 2d dress on a 2d character in my opinion. It doesn't have to be an exact dress either, you could find two you like and ask the artist to combine elements of them.

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>>16770808
A fairy?

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>>16770808
I'd go muscle elf, that fits better.

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>>16770813
Too small.
>>16770816
Yup, haughty muscle elf.

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>>16770812
>It doesn't have to be an exact dress either, you could find two you like and ask the artist to combine elements of them.
Very true. Thank you kindly anon!

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>>16770451
All that butthurt, mhm.

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>>16770834
Eh?

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>>16770682
Butts, Dark Slime!
http://imgur.com/a/cyORs

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>>16770848
MUH

Going to shove my railroad spike into that.

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>>16770858
Dark Slimes are quick to inspire lewdness.

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>>16770848
That butthole was made to be annihilated

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>>16770848
Oh damn that looks squishy. Would shove my hand in there and grope her core.

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>>16770880
Custom made, by an amorous Slime desperate for spirit energy. She'll make any kind of hole you want as long as you don't make her wait for it.

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>>16770893
Lewd. That's how you turn a powerful Dark Slime sorceress, into a mere female puddle.

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What if we just put a Slime in some tight, sealed clothing? Would she be able to walk around like a normal person or would the lack of bones make her collapse?

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>>16770909
You something I would do too but it's a bit weird? Lick her belly button and then shove my head inside of her, nibbling and biting the core from the inside.

I wonder if it feels weird for the slimes. I would also pich that puddle up and pour ir over my dick, then start masturbating.

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>>16770916
They are probably animated magically anyway, and are therefor governed by rule of cool. But Slimes in tight clothing and lingerie is my weakness.

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>>16770926
Ufufufu~

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>>16770682
Butt
Atlach-Nacha

Boobs are great and can accentuate womanhood on species who have monstrous lower halves but on the more humanoid species butts are much more important

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>>16770953
Great choice on both butt and waifu.

But anon, what about fat lamia ass?

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>>16770953
I want an Atlach-Nacha to sit on my face!

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>>16770924
'A bit weird' comes with the territory of Slimes in general. That sounds excellent though, and it probably feels like literal sex for the Slime any way you look at it. Slimes with cores are great because they have such an obvious weak spot.

>>16770933
Unf, Suu a solid second. She has beautiful _eyes_. But I like Doppel for her personality

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I'm going to acquire a Kikimora (with a nice butt) who strokes my head when I wake up.

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>>16770971
she doesn't stroke both heads?

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>>16770971
I'm going to acquire a Kiki and wake up before her just so I can feed her breakfast with a smug smile.

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>>16770972
That's lewd. But I approve.

Although sometimes having pure headstrokes coupled with her soft voice is nice.

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>>16770958
>Apophis clumsily bursting through the door, pulling her chubby self up, clearing her throat, and ufufu-ing in the distance

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>>16770980
>this confuses the Kiki

She'll ask if she's dreaming

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>>16770958
Lamiass is god tier

>>16770959
Brace yourself for the flurry of insults that will come with the facesitting
Could an Atlach-Nacha rile herself up so much while riding your face that she'd cum from any tonguework?

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>>16770958
If earlier in this thread was any indication there's still a huge market for fat smug lamia ass.

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>>16770451
I mean come on man! Almost every fucking anime has weeaboo magic deflecting bullet magic bullshit going on.

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>>16770984
Poor Apophis. Once she was the centre of attention, now she's a lonely cc with a bit of pudge.

Someone should either dick her or get a group of people to laugh at her and call her a fatty snake. All while telling her this is why she hasn't got a husband and she's so hellbent on destroying the Ara Ara goddess' Kingdom. It's because she's a lonely virgin

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Since you mentioned, whats the tactful order in which to acquire each meido?
Is it dangerous to have a Kiki, and then later acquire a Shog?
Is it okay to have both Nureonagos and Shoggoths occupying the same floor space?

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>>16770493
So she's Twilight Sparkle then?

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>>16770986
And so I will say "Of course not, mistress". That Kiki will break once she notices that I washed her uniform and already cleaned most of the house.

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>>16771004
>Is it okay to have both Nureonagos and Shoggoths occupying the same floor space?
If they get mixed up how will you separate them? It's all the same goop now, but with twice the mass and love.

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>>16770989
Id love to have a Atlach Nacha sit on my face as punishment while she throws insults at me.

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>>16771004
Both at once. They'll learn to work together to please mastah.

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>>16770682
Butt
Wight

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>>16770682
Boobs.
Tengu.

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>>16770998
I've already expressed my intense need to breed and overstuff my grapesnake earlier on. Someone else will need to handle this one.

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Undead Kingdom nuns.

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>>16770682
Automaton
Both

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>>16771030
What would they preach?
>This is my afterlife and I love it!

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>>16771009
>husband, look! I dressed up Shoggoth in our traditional attire.
>you turn to find the Shoggoth standing close to Nure, transformed to resemble the Nures appearance
>You glance at the Nure, who has begun to grow a lewd expression, and her eyes start glowing bright amber.

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>>16771004
It seems impossible
The longer you stay with a Shoggoth, the crazier you become
Kikis tend to easily go yandere
And Nureonagos are too lovely and kind to betray by acquiring another maid

>>16771012
What did you do to piss of the chaos spider, grab her plump butt?

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>>16771030
Why are nun outfits so great?

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>>16771043
Would a Shoggoth not then be the easiest first? And then acquire a Kiki second before she realizes what she's gotten herself into

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>>16771045
They're simply divine.

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>>16771045
It's the slutty righteousness.

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>>16771045
It implies women who like kneeling and discipline.

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>>16771017
I'm glad this concept got good porn.

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>>16771045
Everytime I hear about nun outfits I remember the priestess dress from ragnarok. Goddamn that things wasn't divine.

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>>16771050
>>16771052
>>16771055
I want to unleash manamo mana on an Order Nunnery.

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>>16771045
Thy imply purity and bring about an urge to violate it.
>>16771060
RO has some damn good outfits, surprised there's no art of MGs in some of that stuff.

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>>16771077
>>16771077
>Thy
No auto correct, that is not what I meant.

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>>16771030
I'd attend their service.

No that isn't a lewd joke.

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>>16771069
I'd like to see my Shoggoth priestess wife in the confession stand to go over her sins, and receive her oral penance.

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>>16771069
Anon. You can corrupt Paladins all you want.

But doing that to a nunnery is too far. Those girls didn't do anything wrong and just want to live their lives in peace, helping their community. I'm all for corruption and stuff, but Nunneries are an exception.

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>>16771090
Fine, guess I'll just pump it all into the Paladin Squire training school.

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>>16771069
Put your order nun into a pot filled with mamono mana.
Wait for around three minutes and put her in a bed.
Slap her with your dick a few times and enjoy your meal.

Instant Dark Priest.

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>>16771090
I'm going to hit a bus full of nuns with a roadside Dark Matter bomb!

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>>16771100
My man.

I wonder what the Paladin Squire training school is like. Pre-corruption obviously.

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>>16771110
Just a place where noble older Paladins (all women) teach young aspiring squires.

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>>16771114
What happens to the Squire's who are caught with Paladin chan's panties?

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>>16771128
Public paddling.

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>>16769236
The best way to bully Fairies is to use them as a condom while you fuck another monstergirl.

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>>16771114
>Male paladin training male squire
>Squire alps after first contact with mamono mana

>Male paladin with female squire
>She monterizes and lures him to bed

>Female paladin with male squire
>We all know what happens

>Female paladin with female squire
>They fall to an incubus and go bigamy route

Best choice is to grind solo or maybe with a party here and there. Otherwise it's a bed end.

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>>16771128
They would never even do such a thing.

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>>16771137
You sure anon? When that Paladin got her crotch armor knocked off, exposing her pure panties. Some of the squires just couldn't resist a panty raid that night.

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>>16771136
Could the female + female liliraune as well?

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>>16771137
They are all pure young men who turn their thoughts to their goddess.

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>>16771145
I goddamn hope so. Trained battle flowers sound great.

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>>16771145
I was thinking about that, but it would probably be a special type of monsterization. My guess it that they would just go succubus twins.

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>>16771136
>Squire alps after first contact with mamono mana
That'll only happen if he's gay.
>Female paladin with male squire
>We all know what happens
I wish I was a female Paladins beloved Squire.

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>>16771136
>First one
>My kohai can't possibly be this much of an alp.

How can I teach hi- her the ways of paladinhood now?

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>>16771149
Meant for >>16771142

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>>16771155
>muscle liliraune
What is this strange exotic boner?!

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>>16771161
Oh anon he will be gay. Or he could get a cute monster girl and becoime a traitor, telling a lonely MG Pala's weaknesses.

The Paladin can also fuck off and get another squire.

>>16771162
Something something "holy sword".

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>>16771178
Maybe but now I have to go and get her armor refitted!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771149
Its heresy to think about the Chief Goddess like that.

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>>16770748
it's only slightly above the garbage cat-trap images he and UncleBourbon thought up

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771185
I wonder if you can turn a goddess if enough followers jack off to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771176
The Paladin was big and strong, with defined muscles and broad assets. The squire was athletic and sporty, with a tight body and fit abbs. Together with the power of sex and flowers, they fight.

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>>16771181
It comes with you having to take her measures too. Then having to take again because of some changes, and again and again and again.
Now she is pregnant and can't fight and you failed your duties.

And this friends, is why the order should get good.

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>>16771176
>walk in on a forest clearing
>see a huge flower in the middle
>in the center are two emerald skinned muscle-busty women, ripped as hell while still having alluring feminine curves
>they're piling each other up alluringly, washing shiny nectar over each other's prominent abs, bulging biceps and huge, firm glutes
>all the while teasing one another and sneaking in alluring slaps on the rear or breast gropes or nibbles on the shoulder and neck
>they both turn to you as if they've known you've been their all along, arms wrapping around one another as they grin and flex while beckoning for you to oil them up in private

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771155
>Battle Alraune produces nectar that burns like pepper spray and throws it at her enemies

I'd see her as an alchemist type

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>>16771199
Hey!
My duty is to do good!

I haven't failed at that.

>>16771202
Time to appologize for spying and be on my way.

I can't find those missing paladin girls if I'm standing around after all, they may need me!

[Anonymous No.]

I still want a Gyaru/Stuffy Liliranue

[Anonymous No.]

What happens when a Paladin finds her trusty Squire alone in the woods and he's been incubized?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771237
Probably tortures him to death like everything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771237
Mercy killing

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>>16771227
C'mon anon, we all know that you would have sex with her while taking her measures, and because she sucked some SE up you would have to do it again and again. You'll be hooked to monster pussy in no time and will most likely incubize and retire to settle down as a father.

Hopefully it wouldn't end with you or your wife selling some order info to squirrels.

>>16771237
Stabbing. They really should have classes on how to not fall in love.

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>>16771045
Nurse outfit is better

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771250
But why would I have sex with her?
She is my loyal squire sworn to do good!

Gotta go out on adventures and shit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771242
>>16771244
>>16771250
Wow, guess Paladins really are evil.

Maybe corrupting them all isn't such a bad idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771257
What's in that syringe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771257
This.

Having an MG care for me when I'm sick while wearing a lewd nurse outfit is all I want. And that nurse outfit looks especially good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771257
>become sperm donor
>get locked up and milked
I just wanted to be helpful.

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>>16771272
Can't wait for her event to return.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771272
Fenrir has been through so much, she even became an idol at some point. Would hug her so hard she wouldn't get away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771235
As in one is a total slut in behavior and the other is a total prude?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770356
>Hopefully Mari will do those Lilim art things like she said
>She never said when

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771272
I'd poke a Fenrir monstergirl with the Vidar in my pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771259
Yes, go out on dates and adventures on the bed. As soon as he became a she the order would either kill her or use her for experiments. You playing along with the cutie means that you failed.

>>16771260
They are good people who deserve pats. Corrupting them the wrong way will lead to suicide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771285
Oh yes.

But which is which?

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>>16771296
Well shit.
Guess its time for me to become a paladin errant with my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771296
>They are good people who deserve pats. Corrupting them the wrong way will lead to suicide.

But they're so evil and do terrible things

[Anonymous No.]

Been gone like 2 weeks, what've I missed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771305
Squirrels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771272
Her angry voice just makes me want to hug her even more.
>>16771275
I want the cerb event again, I don't have varuna so fenrirs bows are fairly useless for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771309
Squirrels?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771311
Squirrels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771292
I really like this image, Anon. Mind if I save it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771303
Not really. They are just trying to keep the world 100% human and pure.

>>16771302
Best way to go there is to becoma a mercenary and work for both humans and monsters, can't go wrong with that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771311
Yeah. Nordic mythology squirrels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771320
>Not really. They are just trying to keep the world 100% human and pure.

So the world is evil and miserable? Think of the Monster Girl families that have been slaughtered because of the Order and Paladins.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never go traveling with a dark priest on a covert mission to gather intel on various churches and sow seeds of corruption.
>Her wings would be polymophed as to be hidden like her tail and ears and on the outside she'd be dressed in the full nun's habit, showing no skin but hugging tight enough to her voluptuous curves as to make me jealous
>but underneath is the lewdest, sluttiest black lingerie those deviant arachne minds can dream of
>You'll never wait until a quiet time of the day to bend her over the altar and spank her tight ass as you pound her from behind and her knees go weak as you thrust her through multiple orgasms, the nearby candles burning black for a moment as you cum inside her only to return to normal with a subtle, sinister feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771330
That's evil. Let the Chief God's churches worship in peace, they didn't do anything wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770579
What do other Ratatoskr's dress like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771336
I just want to pretend to rape a nun

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771345
Not him, but there's many things I want to do but can't do them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771324
Sure, 100% human and cute.

The DL sure has quite the goal with her world reset and getting rid of humanity, so sacrifices would be made. Good luck to both parties there, even though the Order will lose anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771352
Could do it with a fallen priest tho. She can even make it theatrical, use magic to reduce her tits, hips and ass. Hide the ears, tail and wings, pretend to be demure and as more cum pumps inside her let go of the magic bit by bit and play up the corruption aspect.

I wonder if there are Fallen paladin-chans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771353
>Sure, 100% human and cute.
>100% human and loneliness
>100% human and starvation
>100% human and war
>100% human and suffering

Jeez that sure sounds great.

>The DL sure has quite the goal with her world reset and getting rid of humanity, so sacrifices would be made.

She doesn't want to get rid of humanity, she wants to make humanity happier and better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771364
>He doesn't want widespread death and suffering
lmao look at this fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771368
He's right you know. Only through death and suffering can you know undeath and healing.

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>>16771364
Right? Sounds pretty pretty human to me.

>She doesn't want to get rid of humanity, she wants to make humanity happier and better.
But she does. She would get rid of all the sins that makes us humans thus making the world a happy and perfect place.

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>>16771364
>These poor savage things will never embrace salvation.
>I will have to rape it into them.
Demon Lord is literally The Thing. All the way down to replacing humans with indistinguishable copies so perfect that even the humans themselves might not figure out they're gone until it's too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>Strange Journey Remake announced
>Which means more demon waifus
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

lets talk vampires.
Would you let a non MGE one drink your blood? even with the possible turning vampire/ghoul/death?

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>>16771363
Dullahans kinda fill the role that a fallen Paladin would play.
Related, I want to eat out an Amazon size and shape Dullahan alongside her head doing the same

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>>16771386
Really dig the roses. Fuck it, my life's worthless anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone got a question about Ratatoskr to ask KC?

I can't think of any that isn't better left to headcanon

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>>16771386
Yes, but I'd do everything I could to stave off turning into an undead until I wanted to. Having boy head it a big bonus for cold girls, after all

>>16771387
Dullahan are too dutiful and composed and noble.

What I want is a Fallen Paladin, a lascivious beauty with the most pointlessly whorish of armours.

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>>16771386
I wouldn't mind becoming a vampire in a non-mge setting, I mean it's kind of grim sure but if it meant I had a chance of having a cute vampire wife then I think I could accept it.

After the transformation we could bond over sharing the blood of virgin girls.

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>>16771391
>Having boy head it
Why don't you try that one more time.

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>>16771390
How about if it's possible for them to remain smug after marriage. I love the thought of a cute squirrel waifu but hate the thought of her becoming a glorified pet.

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>>16771390
It says they have a central headquarters where they converge and broker/manage information; is it located in the Demon Realm Capital? Like the Ratatoskr of mythology, can they access it's 'roots' from anywhere (can they get to it fast through magic from anywhere in the world, or would they have to travel normally a long way to get back to it)?

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>>16771401
Sorry, I'm lying down and if I'm not concentrating, it makes my typing horrendous for whatever reason.

Having body heat is a big bonus**

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Here there be demons
Hungry, lusty demons

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>>16771364
It's still genocide Anon. The order might not be right, but what the DL is doing isn't any better.

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>>16771416
How do I summon this one?

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>>16771416
>freckles

No thank you.

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>>16771422
Lay a bunch of belts and straps down in the shape of a pentagram
Just be careful with the incantation don't wanna accidentally summon a JRPG protagonist

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>>16771416
>freckles
Gross.

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>>16771419
Certainly that's the point of view from a limited Order perspective, but being the omniscient observers we are we know the DL is not committing genocide and that humanity and monsters merging into a compatible relationship is the best thing that can happen for the world given it's history.
Unless you haven't read the source material or willfully choose to headcanon that something else is going on, which is your choice I suppose.

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>>16771429
If I do get one of those, how do I Alp it?

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>>16771416
>freckles
Hell yes.

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>>16771441
Her current plan is to change all human women on the planet to monster girls right?

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>>16771442
It's extremely hard to Alp a bishie since they're in a strange pseudostate of Alpdom already while remaining male and straight

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771442
If its a modern day protagonist it'll alp itself automatically.

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>>16771386
What game is she from?

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>>16771450
Her current plan is to improve all women on the planet to monster girls right and make their lives better, including their husband's/boyfriend's life.

Ftfy

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>>16771452
So I can finally molest Noctis without it being gay? Wonderful.
Kinda still want the Succubus though.
>>16771458
Filename says Tekken 7.

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>>16771429
It's a delicate balance

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>>16771450
Funnily enough, no where does it specifically say that the goal of the DL is to turn all human women into Monsters. Her plan has always been to allow the union of man and monster to produce offspring that can then reproduce and bring forth men. That's certainly a logical step but there are plenty of places where monsters and women coexist and there isn't some ultimatum that all the women must be turned into monsters.

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>>16771462
But that cat girl doesn't have any armor!
How's she supposed to protect herself?

Guess I'm playing Tank again.

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>>16771462
That girl looks so fluffy and white. I'm glad the artist does porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771468
That's a Kitsune.

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>>16771472
Point still stands.

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>>16771466
The DLs motives are hard to believe because they have no evil intentions and actually want to make people's lives better. Which is hard to understand when you look at the DL and how "super villain" like she looks.

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>>16771461
>>16771458
She can bite her opponent in the game too IIRC

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>>16771450
>The Demon Lord's original plan - to cast a grand sorcery that enabled humans and monsters to interbreed - was only partially successful.
She's also stated by KC as being really easygoing and doesn't mind the existence of other factions and things like that.
Druella and the Extremists are the ones who want to turn all women into monstergirls, moreso because they fear humanity is too weak and that they need a Monster's protection.
Even so though, it's a fair bit of nitpicking and hfying to say 'well that's still genocide' when its literally getting rid of wars, getting rid of child abuse, getting rid of cheating, etc etc. Which everyone knows, but people still try and convince themselves of so they can feel edgy or contrarian or whatever.

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>>16771476
There's a reason she was able to ascend in the first place, and it wasn't just by fucking everything that moved. She made alliances, she helped a lot of races out (and this was back when they were aggro brutal monsters too), and got them on her side to help her take the throne in what was a much more peaceful manner than previous DL ascensions.
She's a really good individual. The epitome of 'make love not war'. So that's why so many respect and love her, and there's virtually zero risk of mutiny, because everyone thinks she's trying to do the right thing and make life better for everyone.

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>>16771480
Demonic realms are the result of having too many monsters inside an area for a unspecified amount of time, correct? Now add the fact that a woman who spends too much time inside such an area will monsterize.

>>16771459
Your taking away the basic human right of choosing.

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>>16771480
>getting rid of a few bad things in exchange for free will
>everyone else is the edgy one
Anon, you came here without an argument? Why?

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>>16771484
They'd be right to think so. She's so great.

>>16771491
>Your taking away the basic human right of choosing.

Its a worthy sacrifice.

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>>16771491
>>16771494
Neither incubization nor monsterization removes free will.

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>>16771484
Yeah, I can see both sides being tired of killing themselves and shit and the DL does seem kinda chill just making daughterus and sitting her her castle.

>>16771480
Yeah, everyone knows that the world will be a better place, but many wouldn't want to get rid of their humanity.

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>>16771491
>>16771494
>Taking away free will
How to tell someone hasn't read the source material with one weird trick!

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>>16771491
>Your taking away the basic human right of choosing.
>inb4 this devolves into a philosophical debate of what choice is, whether our brains are granting us choices or are acting on predetermined algorithms based on past experiences and stimuli, the balance between being able to choose vs being forced to do something out of survival like seeking food and shelter and all that derives from basic instincts, the metaphysics of the world regarding free will vs fate, and over 20lbs of headcanon

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never make scrambled eggs with cum instead of milk for your waifu's breakfast

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>>16771513
Don't think, fuck.

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>>16771513
And I forgot the classic
>freedom of choice vs freedom from choice

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>>16771509
>how to tell someone is shitposting
>shitposters hate it
How 'bout you read between the lines, genius.

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>>16771509
I'm saying that they don't get a choice when they have monsterization happen. I'm not saying free will is elimatiated. Let me put it this way, how would you feel if your at your house one day doing whatever then a monster boy kicks down your door, assrapes you and turns you into another monsterboy?

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>>16771513
This
It will always boil down to this where hfyfags will say 'well being horny alot means you don't have free will' and the only defense they have when people call hat out is headcanon or getting into 12th grade philosophy
>>16771518
>>16771520
I typed too slow

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>>16771517
You are correct anon, I would never do that. Cum and food are separate things and should not mix, even with monstergirls.

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>>16771524
>hurr hfyfags
You're right, this IS a waste of time.

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>>16771523
Not as bad as if I was at my house one day and a human came in and drove a very real sword through me and claimed it was because I was some sort of abomination unfit for the earth.
I will admit it ain't perfect but getting turned into a monster against your will is a fuckin hell of a lot better than being turned into an inanimate corpse against your will, and if push absolutely came to shove I would choose to have everyone monsterized instead of having all of the now peaceful monsters genocided, which is the alternative
Tough choice, to be sure, and I don't say that sarcastically, but the right one again given the context of the world they live in

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Oh great. It's another "I never read the source material" episode.

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>Pleb-tier orderfags whining about MGE
>Not formulating an intrincate and complex headcanon to come to terms with MGs in the current MGE geopolitical/religious situation that allows both Order and Monsters to exist as separate entities in a good ending like a Patrician-tier orderfag, eliminating any and all potential animosity vs monsterfags except those who break the NAP

Two threads in a row now.

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>>16771535
>another "I fell for the hugbox meme" episode
FTFY

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>>16771416
>freckles
This is a Nerdubus in disguise, isn't it?!

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>>16771529
Glad you could admit it. Lets try not to do this stupid song and dance once again.

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>>16770450
>>16770486
>r1
>r3
Have you forgot to post r2 WIP or it was like that?

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>>16771542
How about you just get yourself your favourite MG as a wife and settle down, not having to worry about this stuff?

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>HFYfags shitting up the threads again
First there was that cunt that insisted that MGE Kunoichis killed people, there's this shit.

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>>16771544
Does her power apply to MGE succubi? There would be massive casualties if she dresses like a typical succubus.

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>>16771555
They're pissing off sooner and sooner lately though, maybe they're finally starting to thin out. They aren't the half-thread spanning shitfests they used to be.

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>>16771546
Trying to argue with you hugbox faggots is an exercise in futility, that much we can agree on.

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I just want to beat monster girl bandits and force them to work in my dairy farm as repayment.
Unless they have husbands, then they have to work on the dairy farm.

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>>16771554
>How about you just get yourself your favourite MG as a wife and settle down
>Not playing out a fantasy where a monster and a paladin aim to solve the problems with their respective sides from within

[Anonymous No.]

shut up and look at big robit titty

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771565
>Not settling down and minding your own business, wacking both sides if they try anything funny with you and waifu

[Anonymous No.]

His thirst for (you)s knows no bounds.

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>>16771567
Thems some huge batteries
2B is for booty though, not boobie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771569
>Enabling hfy/mfyfaggotry
If you two don't do it, who else will?

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>>16771509
Even humans that are only affected by demonic energy and not completely transformed are radically changed mentally, as evidenced by incubi. Every monster and incubus is controlled by demonic energy which is in turn controlled by the Demon Lord.

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>>16771574
Why not give her both?

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>>16771571
It is an endless, insatiable quest. A primordial evil. He will not stop until every person in the thread calls him a dumbass and the board implodes.

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>>16771555
It's been a while since this shit has happened, I blame the EMG threads getting nuked.

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>>16771571
>Everything I don't like has to be one Xfag shitposter
And here I thought we were finally done this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771583
It'll iron out. They'll either slowly drop it or just buzz off in time, though new ones will come in.

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>>16771556
I wish normal succubi tried to pretend to be nerdubi to score hard-to-get men. It'd be really cute seeing a gyaru slut trying to act cute.

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>>16771583
They were a good containment. So I guess it's safe what happened.

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>>16767034
>Known second son to Gwyn
>Was raised as a female due to the power of the Moon being stronger in him than in his siblings, who like their father, were the Sun
>Moon implying illusions and envy
>Implying Gwyndolin can't make his body appear in whatever form he pleases, or create illusions of anybody he pleases like Ornstein and Smough
>Implying he isn't very much a monsterboy
Fuck off Shoggocks

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>>16771583
At least they're total casuals that only seem to be on the thread for an hour or so at a time

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>>16771480
The difference between the Mamono Lord and the radical faction is a bit more subtle than that. According to what is written at the end of MGE 1 the ultimate goal of the Mamono Lord is for all women to become monster girls and all men to become incubi, thus creating a new unified race fully free of the previous era's "settings" of periodic genocides and war between humans and monsters.

>The Utopia the Mamono Lord Dreams Of

>The Mamono Lord's objective is to change all men into incubi, and change all women into monsters, thus bringing about the “unification of humans and monsters into one race.” In the completely unified race, the males will be humans, and the females will be monsters.

What makes a radical a radical isn't that their end goal is different from the Mamono Lord's, they're just a lot more pro-active at accomplishing it. The Mamono Lord prefers slow, steady, non-confrontational methods, mainly building up her own power, slowly expanding existing realms, creating new realms through alliances, things like that. A Radical on the other hand sees it as their duty to monsterize anyone whenever they can and to aggressively expand monster realms. They are further disitnguished in that their resolve to monsterize human women doesn't necessarily decline after finding a husband.

Just how much they actually do is debatable though. Lescatie's takeover for instance was done by radicals but it was with the Mamono Lord's authorization as she considered it an emergency situation due to how many monsters were being killed by heroes Lescatie produced.

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>>16771583
EMG remnants either need to fuck off or learn their place before dragging their faggotry with them.
It doesn't help that Hound is trying to cling to relevance here either.

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>>16771592
Anon, that was almost a full day ago.
Whoever posted it probably isn't even awake.

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>>16771592
Kinda slow on the draw there boyo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771583
They got nuked again? Why? And that happened for 20th time already, they always just take a 2-3 days pause and make a new thread

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>>16771596
Still, I see no issue in this. It's literally making everything better.

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>>16771596
It's still hardly genocide though and doesn't seem worth getting all up in arms about, at least as someone browsing a thread about monstergirls.

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>>16771605
>They got nuked again?
They've been getting nuked for months anon, I've never actually gone there but I've been hearing about them coming here because they got nuked again for a long damn time.

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>>16771577
Influenced would be the more proper term. If Mamono Lords actually controlled to the degree you suggest then all monsters would be monogamous (as that is what the Mamono Lord considers ideal), and the assassinations of past Mamono Lords by their underlings (referenced in the settings) would not have been possible.

Heck, many monsters (and thus incubi who wed them) have a deeper allegiance to other powerful monsters or gods than they do to the Mamono Lord, but so long as they don't directly oppose her this is no issue.

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>>16771596
>stops humans from killing innocent monsters
>everyone gets a happy ending
>ends potentially hundreds of thousands of yeas of war and pointless cycles of murder and genocide
Its why I prefer the Radicals to be honest. Nothing against the Demon Lord, but even in our own reality in this very thread its obvious many humans will literally kill themselves and the world around them over stubbornness and misplaced pride.

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>>16771610
Oh, not saying it is (indeed I agree it is ultimately the best available option), just clarifying that at present the Mamono Lord does indeed want to transform everyone.

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>>16771596
Would be nice to see them coming to an agreement and letting both humans and monster roam around.

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>>16771615
This, we've discussed before how there perfectly exists the possibility that a revolt goes up against the Demon Lord and she would have no all-encompassing power to stop it, but the reason it doesn't happen is because everyone just genuinely likes her and sees what she's doing is good. The only mental conflagration that occurs is entirely separate from individual to individual and simply makes them hornier and more capable of loving their monster wife, or in the case of female monsterization, more willing to love their husbands. Hardly a huge mental block that restricts all of free will or would be considered dour.

[Anonymous No.]

>Live a life of suffering and misery
>Live a happy and pleasure filled life with the girl of your dreams who loves you to the end of the world

Like how the fuck is this even a choice?

[Anonymous No.]

I would like to talk to the cobra, it must know her secrets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771624
Fair enough, cheers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771629
It knows what she masturbates to.

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>>16771615
DE is mind control, seeing how corrupting venoms like apophis venom or ushi blood or undead dragon breath can immediedly turn an angry human trying to kill the demons to an incubus trying to fuck the demons. Even when the venom wears off they stay as an incubus and don't start smiting again, meaning it's not the venom but the DE and the transformation itself controlling them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771628
In a thread where the norm is talking about wanting to get dragged around in a leash and chain or tips on ways to please your own 8 year old daughter during sex, contrarians need to resort to drastic measures to stand out.

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>>16771629
I bet if you paid the cobra enough he'd get you a pair of her dirty panties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771639
The serpent is the craftiest of all of God's creatures, knowing how to count cash without any limbs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771629
The cobra is trustworthy, it would never reveal her secrets.

Unless you gave it the fattest of rabbits to eat and lots of headpats. Then it might spill everything.

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>>16771638
Very good bait there, mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771638
>dragged around in a leash and chain

Only in the bedroom. I'm not some weirdo who does it outside the bedroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771638
>The norm
Anon do you even pay attention to the thread?

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>>16771627
>the reason it doesn't happen is because everyone just genuinely likes her and sees what she's doing is good
There's no revolt or assassination attempts because the monsters are controlled into not being bloodthirsty. If the DL somehow died, they would revert into murderbeasts again because the control was broken.

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>>16771637
The implications in all instances we've seen of people being monsterized or incubized portray it as them recognizing their true feelings or shaking off some really negative hangups and issues they had about their life to be happier and more willing to indulge in what they truly want.
There's also an issue of uniformality here. Yeah, Undead Dragon breath is much more intense in how it effects people's psyche than regular or more standard corruption, but to be fair this is a medieval world of dire circumstances and that has known widespread war and genocide for millenia. If you're pissing off an undead Dragon and the worst that happens is you walk horny, you're still getting off easy. Literally, heyo.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to go straight to the DL's face and say "You can't save everyone"

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>>16771637
Part of being monsterized/incubized is the realization that monsters are not the evil beings the person thought they were. Monsterization pushes through all the biases and misinformation and gets to the truth about the monster's intentions. That's why they stop "smiting."

If it was taking control of them then they wouldn't care about whether the intentions of monsters were good or not, they would just obey.

Also, the initial lust-crazed nature of some of those examples is more a matter of it taking time for a human's mind to adjust to the pleasures of a monster's body. Once they do they can calm down (and you get things like ushi-oni being able to cook like master chefs).

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>>16771659
And then you'll be reduced to an ahegaoing wreck and given to a monstergirl as a husband because you walked into the area with the densest Demonic Energy in the world to be edgy at the Demon Lord.
Way to go genius, just send her a letter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771661
I'm glad we have someone in the thread this time with a solid knowledge of the source material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771638
You've got a little point there. When the good guys get more extreme challengers will try to be more extreme than that to come out on top, like superheros and the supervillains they unintentionally create.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771662
Joke's on you, I would already have a monster wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771665
She'll have to fuck you for a week solid to get all that DE out of your system.
Was it worth it anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771661
This

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>>16771644
The actual problem is how to make sure she doesn't find out her pet is leaking info.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771669
Of course it was. Imagine her shit face when I burst through the front door saying that. Maybe I would even have waifu take a picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771404
>>16771409
I asked both, we'll have to wait until his next enty post for a reply

>>16771629
I know the cobra has a lot of symbolism and significance but a black jaguar or some other fancy feline would be a much better pet for a Pharaoh

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771677
I'm sure she'll be so distraught, she won't be able to focus on how her husband is pleasing her a thousand times better than you'll ever be able to please your waifu, as she stands there holding a camera wondering what in the world happened to her Mamono if it wasn't able to cure her husband's crippling autism. How will she ever recover from such a devastating blow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771663
If by "solid", you mean "complete headcanon bullshit", you got a point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771677
>Some unidentified special needs child gets to the gate of the DL's palace
>Tells the guards he wants to come in and tell the DL she's on a fools mission
>Wakes up in the tentacle forest an hour later

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>>16771656
The bloodthirstiness was due to the control/settings of the gods. And even back then there were monsters who managed to resist it and love humans. It could easily be said the Mamono Lord freed monsters to do what so many had tried to do for millennia.

And the fact that the monsters offered up their energy to help the new Mamono Lord make the change to monster girls goes to show that the majority of them at the very least were not controlled into the change (indeed the fact they cooperated to this degree is noted by the Scholar as having been unusual, not something normal for a Mamono Lord to accomplish).

The Mamono Lord exerts considerable influence, but I don't see how one can say monsters are anything but much more free than they were in the previous era where a majority were not sapient and of those few were able to go against the gods.

Indeed we are outright told that the fact the Mamono Lord is not a controlling leader is one reason the monsters love her so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771693
So why reply to me instead of refuting his sourced points, shitposter-kun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771682
I prefer the snakes, but I wonder if we could get a artist to draw a Pharaoh with cat imagery and a pet

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771682
Awesomeness! I hope you get a reply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771693
>Gets calmly refuted by someone that actually knows their stuff
>"Headcanon bullshit, fuck this"
Another one bites the dust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771661
>Part of being monsterized/incubized is the realization that monsters are not the evil beings the person thought they were.
But the monsters aren't objectively good. They're still trying to wipe out the humans to replace them with monsters, without even knowing if it's possible and they aren't wiping themselves out along with the humans.
The incubization mentally alters the guy to ignore everything except his dick thinks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771691
Wow I better get her husband to please my wife then.

>>16771697
>Implying I wouldn't beat the guards

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771693
I believe I can quote a source for most everything I said, but before I go to the trouble of looking everything up are there any specific things you'd like me to source?

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>>16771707
>The incubization mentally alters the guy to ignore everything except his dick thinks
Nope. They are stated to still pursue life goals and engage in activities like jobs, hobbies, and other things entirely unrelated to sex.
>wipe out the humans
Unify them into a single compatible race that can bear both human via incubus as well as monster via monstergirl offspring, ending hundreds of thousands of years of war.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771707
>The incubization alters the guy to ignore everything except his dick thinks
But that's wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771717
Just this man. People keep forgetting what incubization actually is like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771656
Nah, KC said even if DL was killed there are enough Lilims to take her place and keep the DE pumping
All Lilims need to be killed for reverse and there is unknown number of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771707
Transform them into monsters anon, not replace them. Its basically evolving humans to be higher beings (they were created to be below monsters). Despite the hyperbolic language the scholar often uses, KC has gone to some lengths to make it clear that ultimately you are still you.

And the monsters have no reason to believe the Mamono Lord's plan will fail. She already did what would have been regarded as impossible before.

[Anonymous No.]

>People who know the source material show up
>Orderfags either shut up or start tossing around blatant inconsistencies with the world guides/KC's statements

[Anonymous No.]

>>16771742
Orderfags are no different than the order, they are destined to lose because of the setting and how good the monster side actually is.

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>>16771732
I think there's a very real fear for some more alarmist people of the phrase 'incubus' and 'incubization' because people associate it so much with a male monster species, so some part of them thinks its a monsterboy type thing.

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>>16771737
>And the monsters have no reason to believe the Mamono Lord's plan will fail. She already did what would have been regarded as impossible before.
She already beat up the strongest god and it's still not enough power to complete a critical part of the plan, and she always tells the monsters to gather her more power because it's still not enough. They have no logical reason to believe the DL either, they just don't care.

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>>16771742
In a way, we're locked in our own cycle.
>>16771748
Art imitates life.

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>>16771742
Before anyone goes too extreme in the other direction let me be clear that I am not saying KC's setting is without its problems, poor writing, inconsistencies or dark connotations. I am saying though that we need to keep KC's intentions, the hyperbolic nature of the writing, and how Japanese fans interpret it, all in mind. If one does then many of the problems in the settings aren't that big a deal.

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>>16771756
To be sure, if it were a complete 'everything is fine' the setting would be taking place post-DL victory.
I also think the old adage of 'remember, this is just a horny japanese guy trying to make cool monstergirl designs to cater to people's fetishes' applies throughout. But that makes it seem all the more pointless and just contrarian for the sake of it when people try and say that monstergirls are evil or that its some horrible fate if you end up with one because it takes away free will or something. There's just no point in doing so.

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>>16771756
He is right though, the Orderfags do seem to get really quiet all of a sudden once someone who knows their stuff shows up.

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>>16771753
The Chief God she defeated was not the one who set up the old settings, and those settings are not so weak as to fall with the defeat of one inexperienced goddess. Further, despite her physical body being beaten the Chief God's power still struggles constantly with the Mamono Lord's (she has sealed herself safely in Heaven where the Mamono Lord can't reach her).

All of these are reasons the changes the Mamono Lord desires have not been completed yet.

And she doesn't tell monsters to give her more power, that simply is something that happens due to her being naturally connected to every monster through her position as Mamono Lord.

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Ok, I think the point has been made. So how about them Lamias, amiright? Don't you just want to massage their tail?

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>>16771682
>I asked both, we'll have to wait until his next enty post for a reply
Thanks anon, nice to have a line of communication with the man himself.

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>>16771787
I want to massage a lilim tail

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>>16771793
How big?

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>>16771787
This thread got me jonesin' on Apophis again. I wonder if they can even sit still long enough to receive a full oiled down tail massage. Hopefully so, hopefully with plenty of lascivious moaning on her end.

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>>16771787
I can't wait for KC to post the lamia remake. I need her in non-scanned form!

And yes I have the physical book but its still not the same!

Ah lamia, she was the original KC snake and with this art and her already great profile she is now one of KC's best girls.

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>>16771802
>>16771803
Do KC lamias have buttholes?

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>>16771787
I want to get thrown into a lamia pit

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>>16771783
And what's stopping her from changing the settings when she's the most powerful entity around assuming doing it is even possible?
>her being naturally connected to every monster through her position as Mamono Lord.
Even you admit all the monsters are connected to her. Connected enough to be changed from killy monsters to sexy monsters which isn't even a permanent change and has to be constantly upkept by her. Connected enough to be controlled and brainwashed, which explains the instant 180s on monsterization or incubizations.

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>>16771803
>Lamia wife goes out hunting, you watch as she submerges herself among the reeds of a pond and waits, almost invisible, for something to come to the water to drink. It's going to take a while so you head off to pick some fruit.

>A few hours later you are home putting away the fruit. Lamia wife arrives, dragging a strangled deer in her coils and looking proud of herself. You never have to worry about a lack of meat with her around.

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>>16771787
Not really, but I would love to brush and groom a fluffy tail!

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>>16771803
They've got the tightest bellies.

>>16771811
Do you want them to?

>>16771819
Can you even handle it?

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>>16771819
Only if they all have abs and thick meaty tails

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>>16771801
Remember when the idea of Ilassa's tail being so big and her actual body so chibi that she looked like a weird lamia with legs popped up? Or Kancercolle's Re-Class for simplicity's sake
That big

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Masked snek

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>>16771838
I actually like that sort of design. But just a literal spadetail for it, not so much

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>>16771842
>you will never get a blindfolded blowjob from a little loli Basilisk
suffering.

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>>16771836
Yes. Yes I do want them to.

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>>16771787
I like the aesthetics of lamias but I wouldn't consider marrying or even dating one
That being said, I don't think there is a single person on earth who wouldn't fall in love with a lamia after she coils around him and gives her the classic possessive snake eyes

>>16771803
Vanilla Lamia used to be one of the ignored species and then that remake made her into the top 5 or even top 3 best snake

>>16771811
I'd say yes, lamiass is best ass after all

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>>16771825
Said connection is a spiritual/energy one anon, not a mental domination one. Its nothing new either, all Mamono Lord's possessed it as a means to organize and influence the monsters.

But if it truly controlled them then no monster would have ever been able to oppose a Mamono Lord's will, and yet plenty did. Further:

>After having sex with them, they know devilish pleasure for the first time, and learn of the deep love that monsters have for human men, which results in them becoming prisoners of the monsters. They will probably end up choosing the path of living with monsters.

Note the word "choosing." The use of "prisoner" is purely hyperbolic as evidenced by the other times it is used. Note also how having sex enables them to learn how much monsters love humans. This is all from MGE volume 1.

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>>16771838
That's what I'm talking about son. If I ever encountered Ilassa I would thank her tail for existing and even give her a trophy.

I wonder if it would be possible to watch her taking care of it. Maybe there would even a Tail fanclub.

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>>16771756
The hyperbole in KC's writing really is something people keep forgetting about or are just too autistic to understand here

for instance, there are a few more examples on his ask.fm Q&A I haven't translated yet
like how if a married & chaste women were to be monsterised while her husband is absent for a long time, she's gonna stay chaste and fateful

Or whatshername from the second worldbook. She continued with her scientific research even after turning herself into a dark matter

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>>16771864
>tail fanclub

There's a lamiass slapping club already so I think it exists somewhere

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>>16771853
>I'd say yes
Then I want to tongue the grapesnake's grapehole

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>>16771787
Lamias are perfect.
I could spend all day just massaging Miia's ridiculously long tail.
Slowly working my way down to the tip.

And sleeping would be a god send. I've always loved having a lot of blankets wrapped around me to feel secure at night, so having a loving lamia wife clinging to me while her tail wraps around both of us would be amazing.

Second 7 meter daki SOON

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>>16771876
Oh yeah, I forgot that I slapped a Wurm's ass and touched a Ryu's reversed scale. Good times.

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>>16771875
>in KC's writing
In the scholar's writing and that of other in universe characters, all are intentionally flawed in their own ways which throws people off who aren't used to that style of story telling.
KC himself feels fairly straight forward from what I can tell though translated tweets and the like.

I would love to see more of KC's Q&A translated though.

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>>16771884
So you are still alive.

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>>16771884
This is what I like about lamias. They're so comfy.

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>>16771892
Always here anon, just playing lots of Nier and working a lot

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>>16771811
My guess is that they have a cloaca at the end of their tail which both forms of waste come from, and their vagina and womb is in the place it would be for a human girl. So if anything, their vagina is much cleaner than a human girl's would ever be.

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How come the lower tier/level/rarity a MG is, the comfier a life with her becomes.

Take slimes for example. You could have a comfy as fuck life living with a slime house wife.

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>>16771891
I still plan on doing another batch or so of those, since there's still a number of lengthy (rather old ones)regarding the demon lord and lilim

gotta catch up with my scanlations first though

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>>16771803
I like how they're aggressive but have a good singing voice. They have a versatile approach to man-hunting.

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>>16771901
That's not necessarily universal.
Devil Bugs wouldn't necessarily be a comfy life, nor would being under a pile of multiplying Giant Mice cumming all over you.
Fun, don't get me wrong, but not necessarily comfy.

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>>16771846
Blindfolded blowjobs are top tier anon, especially when lolis are giving them. The blindfold is there to preserver their innocence and yet it makes everything so much lewder.

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>>16771901
I don't know man. Sandworms don't seem like a lower tier girl to me and are probably quite rare, and my guess is that life with a sandworm girl would be the ultimate comfiness.

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>>16771907
>since there's still a number of lengthy (rather old ones)regarding the demon lord
I hope none are as ridiculous as that birth one.
>gotta catch up with my scanlations first though
Good priorities, translated monster girl info is nice but group work is important too.

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>>16771901
>implying living up on a mountain with your Dragon wife, hunting, going for flights, and spending nearly all your time together isn't as comfy as it gets

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>>16771878
I've seen and read a lot of messed up things throughout my life but this has to be among the most perverted so far

I'd advice you to invest in snake protection for when the portal opens, you probably made an Apophis go yandere for you out there in some other dimension

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>>16771909
Dormouse life sounds comfy though. If we're talking about mice.

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>>16771846
Do loli Basilisks gain their eye powers at puberty?

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>>16771925
Agreed. Living with a dragon wife sounds like heaven.

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>>16771933
No idea, I'd say no but that's biased because of loli blindfolded blowjobs.

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>>16771927
>You probably made an Apophis go yandere for you out there in some other dimension
Fucking good, that's just how I want it. I want her to go absolutely psycho over me and bust in my room with disheveled hair and a creepy uncontrollable giggle in a yan trance before she whisks me away to have all to herself. And there the dark deed shall be done until she's clawing at the floor and walls wailing in pleasure.
You fool, I WANT this. I NEED it.

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>>16771933
If not then I wager there are accidents whenever a young basilisk starts outgrowing her existing mask.

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>>16771925
For me personally I see city life with a species of dragon being the comfiest. But living in seclusion on top of a mountain like that is also comfy.

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>>16771933
Other snakes are more dangerous when they're younger, dumping all their venom at once and lacking the experience to deliver smaller doses or dry bites.

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>>16771973
I'm in the middle ground. Living on the fields near a small village would be perfect.

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>>16771901
That's true for the most part though there are way too many exceptions

I'm personally all about that P'Orc life, just laying around, getting domed and taken care of by lewd swine all day long is the best

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>>16771878
I want to bend the grapesnake adopteru over the edge of the bed and pump her purple butthole.

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>>16771901
I feel you anon. Comfy, quiet life with my Kobolds is the dream.

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>>16771993
She would be your waifu at that point.

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>>16771993
Would you dick all of your adopterus anon?

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>Your Apophis will never develop a lactation potion just so she has an excuse to wear cowprint

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>>16771993
Also a damn fine choice. In either case just having them writhe and wriggle and go cross eyed moaning and unable to reconcile the immense pleasure as they're pleasured from behind is perfect. The more crazy in ecstasy it makes her the better.
I would do so many things to an Apophis's grapehole, its not even funny. I'd make that thing my playground, and she'd be begging for me to play all the time.

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>>16771979
Sounds nice, being a farmer is comfy

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>>16772005
Especially good if it's purple cowprint.

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>>16772003
I would.

>>16772005
The greatest.

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>>16772009
Not really a farmer, more of a guard. The open fields would be more for waifu, me and daughteru to play in and the village nearby give the daughteru a lot of interaction and easy acces to the market.
We would often go out on adventures to get some sweet treasures, so money wouldn't really be a problem.

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>>16771981
>I'm personally all about that p'orc life, just laying around, getting domed and taken care of by lewd swine all day long is the best
I'm all for this but with two exceptions. First, I would want multiple p'orcs to take care of me and the house. And secondly, I'd be the one in the dominate position.

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>>16772005
>"Anon! You may- no, must now refer to me as the chief priestess of Hathor. In fact, I dare say I may be even better than Hathor herself at this point! Wouldn't you agree~?"
>"Of course you do! Now get over here and share in your goddesses bounty. These things are gettin' heavy."
I must oblige, of course.

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I will fight against Apophis for the Pharaoh!

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>>16772027
Be careful not to let her bite you! Her venom is really potent!

Also it stays inside you forever.

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>>16772027
Then my Apophis Queen and I shall fight against you!
...Later, when we're not busy.

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>>16772019
>I would.
Good on you anon!

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>>16772032
I have Hathor's blessing, I will not fail.

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>>16772044
So does the Apophis. What now?

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>>16772044
This raises the question of what Hathor's Blessing does to men.

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>>16771952
I'm sure Pharaohs use men like you as examples to show the evils of Apophises
Only purple snakes can turn a good man into an incarnation of sluttyness

>>16771993
Getting adopted by a perverted single man is the dream of every monster girl orphan even if they don't know about it yet

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>>16772019
How does your waifu feel about you dicking so many little girls?

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>>16772051
Well....fuck.
>>16772052
Extra strong with extra large dicks?

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>>16772020
What kind of play would you do in the field? Tag? And having easy access to the market from your house means you can get the freshest foods when they arrive before anyone else.

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>>16772052
Their cum gets enhanced and everything it touches becomes Hathorite.

Hathorite furniture, food, drinks and the like.

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>>16772052
Huge balls, since its a fertility thing.

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>>16772013
>>16772019
>>16772026
Now she just needs short fanned out hair and faux Holst horns to complete the look.

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>>16772058
Well, she understands how good I am, who is she to deny the adopterus who've seen the light of my greatness?
It's a little creepy. I think they're building a cult.

>>16772060
>>16772063
>>16772066
>Hathorite men have big packages and can bestow the blessing of Hathor with their seed.

Harems are a must I figure.

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>>16772054
Can't hear her, too deep in my Apophis's big fat snake ass to care. Afterward I'd rut her like an animal. I'd paint that purple grapist white as we go through every position imaginable!

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>>16772077
How many girls are on the list of 'anon is dicking' now anon?

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>>16772062
>Tag
Sometimes, maybe with waifu and daughteru flying around. But the usual play would actually be fighting and training with lots of destruction.

And yeah, we would have easy access to alot of things so there wouldn't be any major inconveniences. It would be really peaceful at our own pace.

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>>16771974
I can see homeschooling being the only option for young basilisks. That explains why lots of them are shy.

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>>16772003
Anon, I think you're mistaking him for someone else.

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>>16772077
I wouldn't really have a harem maybe, I would just go around cumming on everything and enhancing them, selling my products to the people so they can recieve their blessings too.

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>>16771901
I'm not sure if Anubi are "common" girls. But comfy desert kingdom life is what I want.

Living in one of the Kingdom's Worker's houses sounds nice. Y'know like a nice house that's just a benefit of having a waifu who's a guard to the city.

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>>16772077
I'm sure Hathor blesses the monster with the ability to take it.

Though harems probably aren't discouraged.

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>>16772090
Who then?

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>>16772077
Your ego is disgusting anon. Adopterus are for pure things.

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>>16772104
I don't know, but if you think he's the guy with twenty adopterus you're wrong.
Because I'm the guy with 20 adopterus.

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>>16772079
>"Look, fair people- feast your eyes upon what the temptations of the vile Apophis will do to decent men!"
>Throws back the veil on the prison cell to reveal you and your Apophis fucking like mad, changing positions every few minutes and covered in both her cum and yours
>"Now see the shame they exhibit as they realize their acts are exposed for all to see!"
>Apophis and you don't notice whatsoever, still rutting like madpeople, her switching to a tail job as you twist and writhe your face into her fat snake ass
>Onlookers get uncomfortable and some even a bit aroused at how much reckless abandon you two have at just fucking like there was no tomorrow
>Even the Pharaoh looks a bit jealous and awkwardly shifts around when it becomes apparent nothing is going to stop you two
>"..Well, t-the point is, this is bad so... just don't let the Apophis get you, okay?"
>The crowd leaves awkwardly as you start switching to upside down coiled anal

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>>16772081
Seven.
One main wife, the rest adopterus.

Real daughterus are on the way or too young.

>>16772092
>Soldier walks into shop
>Sees anon standing in the center of the room, masturbating on a table.
>"I'll be with you in but a moment fine sir!"
>Soldier quietly backs out without saying a thing.

>>16772103
I hope so.
Getting multiple blessings would be rough on a girl.

>>16772109
Hey, I treated them as cute girls but then they started wanting the d.

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>>16772082
>maybe with waifu and daughteru flying around. But the usual play would actually be fighting and training with lots of destruction.

Sounds like an interesting show some of the villagers would come and watch. Maybe they'd even cheer your family on.

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>>16772113
Oh man, I didn't even know someone had that many. Who are they anon?

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>>16772117
Then you set them up with childhood friends you fucking fool.
You're robbing those girls of their chance to go out and find love, and thus breeding a weaker generation of monstergirls.

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>>16772117
>Getting multiple blessings would be rough on a girl.

I wonder if Hathor has paladins? They surely must look...interesting.

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>>16772120
I've made a few posts listing them, but I'll put it her again.
Cheshire Twins, Wurm, Hellhound Triplets, Kakuen, Manticore, Wonderland Tentacle, Jinko, Red and Blue Oni twins, Succubus, Yeti, Harpy, Lamia Triplets, Weresheep, and Apophis.
In addition to my biological Demon daughteru.

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>>16772127
>and thus breeding a weaker generation of monstergirls.

How dose this create a weaker generation of monster girls? Like I agree they should have childhood friends but I don't get this.

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>>16772117
I wouldn't cum in the open like that, especially if we are talking about selling blessed food. They really don't need to know how I do it, just that it grants Hathorite blessings.

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>>16772127
But how can you say no to such cute faces when they've got you tied down and pumped full of manticore venom?

>>16772128
>Men are well build and well hung protectors in plates who have hearty laughs.
>The women are soft, cheerful, and motherly healers due to the simple fact that too many blessings makes them ill-suited for combat.

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>>16772128
I'd imagine it's a female only paladin sect.
And instead of plate armor, they wear rune inscribed robes, which grant them protection even with all their exposed cleavage, and wield hammers as weapons.

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>>16772139
I like this idea.

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>>16772138
>But how can you say no to such cute faces when they've got you tied down and pumped full of manticore venom?
Easily. By establishing that my dick is for my waifu only and that they need to go out into the world and find love instead of lazily going for a taken man.
Your daughterus are weak anon.

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>>16772133
I see. You must have to have a giant house to keep them all comfy. I don't suppose you've given any thought to ages or circumstances in which you met them all, have you?

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>>16772119
That doesn't sound good. Do you know what happens when you look at a dragon training and cheer her on, Anon? She gets extra smug and proud, showing off her moves and how amazing dragons are.
After that both of them would go full lazy mode demanding me to pamper them.

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>>16772138
>"Hmf! This foe is proving most challenging. Dearest, sweet wife, would you cast a spell of protection for our guests and myself?"
>The most gentle, sweet, eyes-always-closed motherly holst with tits that bulge out to her hips starts daintily dancing around in a robe chanting something in egyptian
>It actually has very little magic effect but the enemy is so distracted they can't fight properly

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>>16772135
Childhood-friend-Demonfag is pretty adamantly anti-loli.

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>>16772153
Met them all starving and cold on the street.
My waifu couldn't handle the combined power of me, our daughteru, and the adopterus in question giving her the puppy dog eyes.
She's a big softie like me, so she caves pretty quick.

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>>16772148
I dunno, they all have quite a bit of muscle on them.

Especially the minotaur, although she's probably had a few too many sweets lately.


>>16772159
Sounds heavenly.

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>>16772167
Is he the same one who roleplays and is a giant psychologist?

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>>16772135
Because if they don't have to go out and find their own husbands, then they never seduce a man, and so their daughterus won't be able to learn and eventually it's just going to spawn monstergirls who expect to do nothing and get dick.

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>>16772079
I can't help but imagine you frothing at the mouth, grasping at her waist and plunging your dick in her ass so hard that nothing could ever separate you

>>16772116
Poor Pharaoh, deep down she simply wants a husband to take care of her but she has the duty of taking care of a whole kingdom on top of having to watch out for a perverted snake who wants to GRAPE her

[Anonymous No.]

KDF was right with his exclusivity, dicking adopted daughterus are a mistake.

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>>16772171
That's not the kind of "weak" I was talking about anon.

>>16772180
That's the Baroness Demonfag.
I'm the one that likes talking about comfy scenarios and lewd roleplay sex with my waifu.
And I'm more around average height.

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>>16772009
being a fantasy farmer is comfy.

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>>16771386
Yes.

Yes I would.

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>>16772180
Nah, thats me. Also rude mane.

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>>16772180
That's Baroness Demonfag/Recolorfag.

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>>16772193
Working at a farm does sound pretty nice. You get to befriend all those farm girls and have a nice comfy life.

[Anonymous No.]

Waifufags sure are confusing.

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>>16772086
Travelling homeschooling teacher for young monster girls who can't yet control their powers must be respected profession. Not only you need to have broad knowledge, you also need to sensitively handle the girls in their delicate state so that they don't become scared of their powers or their actions, nor that they hopelessly fall for you.

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>>16772224
It's scary how easily you can become one anon.
I made an offhand greentext about a Demon tracking down her childhood friend who moved away, and that spiraled into my waifu.

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>>16772224
Did you know that every waifufag has a really nasty secret inside?

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>>16772224
>>16772233
>It's scary how easily you can become one anon.
Same here, I basically shitposted my way to my waifu and daughteru.

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>>16772184
We'd gladly assist her if we weren't halfway through a weeklong marathon fucksession.
>I can't help but imagine you frothing at the mouth, grasping at her waist and plunging your dick in her ass so hard that nothing could ever separate you
That's exactly what I'd be doing, end over end over end. She'd be so exhausted she'd barely even be able to bleat out a moan as her body trembled in countless orgasm. I want to go so hard with her to the point where the unthinkable happens: Where even a monstergirl, let alone one as lewd as her, has to ask for a minute to catch her breath. Crazy? You fucking bet. But I'd do it for her. I want us both mindless and writhing by the time we finally pass out in a pool of fluids. Yes fucking please.

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>>16772237
What secret?

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>>16772227
One wrong move and you get blasted by a young Basilisk. This will surely end your career as you are now the husband of that loli.

The pay must be really high.

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>>16772246
That depends on the waifufag.

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>>16772054
>Getting adopted by a perverted single man is the dream of every monster girl orphan even if they don't know about it yet
Monsters probably see adoption as yet an another alternate dating method.

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>>16772237
>>16772249
Even QSDF? I thought he told us his.

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>>16772253
>Baphos and other elder loli Sabbathites infiltrate orphanages or live on the streets in hopes of getting adopted
I could see it.

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>>16772258
Well that was his secret, but who knows if he doesn't have more.

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>>16772258
Oh sweet, innocent anon. I'd never tell you my deepest secrets, those are for me and my puppies exclusively.

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>>16772270
Uh-huh.

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>>16772253
Seems quite possible, we already know some outright let themselves be captured by slavers just so they can get a man wealthy enough to take care of them.

>From World Guide 1: Relations with Monsters

>Also, in certain lands, there are marketplaces and auction houses where monsters that were defeated and captured by humans are sold as slaves, but even so, it's actually the monsters that are pulling the strings behind the scenes. It is said that all of the monsters being sold are only those who deliberately lost to humans and let themselves be captured because they personally desired “to have a man take care of them.” They use charm magic and mamono mana to entice men into “running markets and auctions” “buying them” “training them” and “feeding them.” The slavers themselves aren't even aware of it, but they're being pulled along by strings. Even the winning bidders are being completely manipulated so that the monsters can choose their own “master.”

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>>16772270
What about that one time?

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>>16772292
I'd never lie to you anon, my previous statement still stands.

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>>16772285
That's some dumb shit right there.

>"I was the mastermind all along. I was never your slave, you were mine!"

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>>16772223
Living from the land in midst of breathtakingly beautiful nature in house you build yourself with your loving wife. We may have coffee shops and fastfood chains, but we yearn back to our roots, to simpler, comfier times.

Meanwhile I'm facing inheriting near-bankrupt, non-profitable, beyond-renovation farm.

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>>16772224
What's going on?

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>>16772184
>frothing at the mouth, grasping at her waist and plunging your dick in her ass so hard that nothing could ever separate you
That's pretty hot.

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>>16772270
I thought you basically told us everything?

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>>16772224
Haremfags are confusing too. I should know, I am one. I still don't understand my own tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16772224
I think attentionwhore to goddamn much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16772333
too goddamn*

[Anonymous No.]

>>16772330
More than I should have, but not everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16772331
There aren't that many haremfags here from what I've seen. How is your harem looking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16772333
>>16772335
think they*
I guess they piss me off so much I forget how to grammar.

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>>16772346
I was about to say.

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>>16772339
>More then I should have

You got that right for sure. But the other stuff isn't worse is it? I don't see how it could get worse.

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>>16772305
This could be a plot of a doujin or something.

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>>16772364
Sounds like a cute Elf or Phatom's dream. It could also make sense for a Flayer.

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>>16772345
>How is your harem looking?
All over the place. Anubis, Oomukade, Hellhound, Griffon, Hakutaku, Nekomata.

My tastes are inconsistent.

[Anonymous No.]

Footanon finally got his wish.

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>>16772224
Yes we are. I even confuse myself to the point where it feels like it's another person posting, not me.

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>>16772375
Haohi is a cheating slut.

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>>16772375
Is she disgusted by him or his fetish?

Either way that's hot.

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>>16772351
Worse is subjective anon, but I'm going to stop replying now.

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>>16772386
No come on. Tell us, are they as bad as the others? It's not NTR, Scat, fura or shit like that is it?

You can't just leave us in the edge like this.

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>>16772372
>Anubis
Good times.

But yeah, it is all over the place. Normally you have a theme or something but this one is quite messy. I wonder how would daily life be and their interactions with one another.

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>>16772392
You threw yourself on the edge. It's not KDF's fault.

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>>16772371
Definitely a Flayer thing.

>Flays a man into thinking he's buying her as a pet
>Leaving him thinking he's the one in control

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>>16772392
I can tell you it's not NTR, scat, vomit, guro or transformation. No more.

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>>16772392
What was his original list? I can't find it in the archives.

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>>16772398
Maybe a Flayer would run the place too, making her husband run the place while she gets the monster contacts and puts them to auction.
Maybe something like a reverse auction happens, where the slave chooses a husband and pays the flayer to "urge" him to buy her. She gets money from both customers and everyone is happy.

Sounds way better than just "lol mind control" and a great way to make business too.

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>>16772407
If it ain't any of those then I don't see how it could be worse or why you'd want to keep it a secret.

Oh it may be sounding.

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>>16772417
Wait no this is mind control, but a different kind.

It's not mamono mana mind control.

[Anonymous No.]

Harem fags confuse me.

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>>16772419
Could be pegging, or did he say that already.

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>>16772450
It probably is. I mean I wouldn't be surprised.

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>>16772305
> What is a [insert maid type here]?

Kiki, Neuro, Shog, Auto, whatever. Take your pick. They all eventually end up seducing their mastah and taking control of their lives anyway. It's an insidious sort of loving waifu.

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>>16772394
I tend to think about day to day life with them a lot and how they get along.
>anubis and hakutaku get along nicely and are usually the ones to calm people down when there's a disagreement
>oomukade is an author and stays in her room most of the time but can get extremely moody if people make too much noise
>hellhound and nekomata are usually the ones making that noise, they argue a lot but are good friend when it comes down to it, the arguments are usually when they disagree over something they're both passionate about
>the griffon is the most possessive of the harem and the poor anubis is a little scared of her but she's a good girl and acts as an older sister of sorts for the oomukade, making sure she gets enough to eat

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>>16772456
Sounds like a comfy house.

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>>16772375
Years in the making. I want to molest that angel.

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>>16772462
I want to ruin her figure!

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>>16772453
Maids are a bit different. They just show up and work under you while being enticing and recieve semen as a payment.
Now a slave being in complete control sounds very stupid.

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>>16772392
He's a diaperfag with a defense force that defends said fetish.

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>>16772456
Oh, they work together better than I thought. That actually does sound pretty comfy and calm, but I bet that bed time can get a little bit rought with the Hellhound and Griffon.

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>>16772484
Is he actually? Was that on his list? I can't remember, but again, I wouldn't be surprised.

Absolute degenerate.

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>>16772478
I see it as very possible in the largely uninformed human side of things. Remember, MGE is forbidden literature over there. They don't know anything other than what the order lets them know. I can picture one rich, bitter fool buying a modestly dressed succubus thinking he could use it to do chores and slake his lust in the off time. Damn fool.

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>>16772484
Nice bait, that's old news.

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>>16772484
Not him, but I don't see the problem when MGs don't use the bathroom.

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>>16772478
A kiki that buys her to-be master from a slave auction makes for an interesting power dynamic.

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>>16772504
Woah man. Almost fell for it but nice try.

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>>16772460
It's comfy but a little hectic at times but I wouldn't change that at all.
>>16772492
Those two are the roughest and the Oomukade is kind of a handful till she venoms herself but between gentle femdom from the Hakutaku and the remaining two being subs it kind of balances out.

I guess it's the kind of situation where turning into an incubus asap is probably a good thing.

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>>16772496
Well, I guess it can happen if it's a fake auction indeed and it's a nice way to trick the dudes, but I definitely don't see it happening in a real one.

>>16772506
That would be pretty weird.

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>librarian salamander
>quite shy when compared to the norm
>still has her traits her tail ignite's when she reads a good book.
>or when she gets a little too into her video games.
>her older sister questions how she turned out this way.

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>>16772536
The black sheep of the family. She'll only marry someone that has a better taste than her.

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>>16772536
Going to throw a few compliments her way while getting some books. Like "cutie".

I'd also buy books like "How to properly massage scales" so when she goes to check them out she sees how much husband material I am.

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>>16772536
Damn modern times. Clearly Monsters were not made for eras of luxury and accessibility!

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>>16772543
Reminder that MG runts deserve all the love.

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>>16772545
Just knowing how to massage a girl won't get you in her pants, boy.

Reminds me of Salliefag and his family.

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>>16772562
How about I become a frequent visitor, reading the same books she reads so I can talk to her about them. Then when I'm ready, slip her my phone number. From there I could arrange dates with her.

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>>16772568
Maybe so, maybe so. But you would have to read piles of books to get to her level, so I hope you're ready for weeks of just grinding.

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>>16772536
Option A: She had no combat skill and went through a very emotionally troubled childhood, eventually finding relief when other talents arose.

Option B: She was a prodigy and handily embarrassed her older sister at one point, but gave up on fighting when she saw how badly it hurt her sibling's self esteem.

Both are good girls.

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>>16772569
Going to grind in advance so I can end up grinding against her.

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>>16772554
Yep

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>>16772575
After grinding those books comes the dates. She read a ton of romantic books so you better be ready to show some mushiness before bedding her.

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http://theycallhimcake.tumblr.com/image/158864633838

Dullahans are renowned for their lewdness.

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>>16772581
What if I show abit of chest while giving her thoes seductive eyes. Pouring her a nice glass of wine or something like that.

I don't know how to be romantic.

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>>16772596
If you don't know how to be romantic then it's back to the books with you.

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>>16772590
I'd buy those hams for a dollar!

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>>16772611
It's going to be worth it for such a cute girl like that.

Maybe I'll be the mysterious kind of romantic? I bet she'd love that.

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>>16772259
The lolihags can find their own human boys easily enough, they wouldn't deny those poor orphans chances to get perverted husbandos.

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>>16772590
That's not lewdness! That's a special skill!

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>>16772646
Or corrupting the girls in the orphanage and let them prey on the human boys there

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>>16772646
Orphans aren't for dicking. You sickos, those poor girls probably have been through a lot, they need tender loving care like a daughteru should.

[Anonymous No.]

What would be worse?

A Turtledove Harpy?
A punny Skeleton?

Or a 5some with a Lich, Marlilith, Kraken, and Dragon?

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>>16772748
Hapries are always cute and I can see a turtle dove one as being cute aswell.

So I'd say the 5some doesn't sound too good. Sounds like it would hurt.

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>>16772748
For me it would be the 5some, I would like to have one on one with my wife for maximum tender lovemaking please

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>>16772672
>tender loving care
Exactly. For monsters that's dicking, though.

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>>16772783
Pure loving care. Daughterus are for childhood friends.

[Anonymous No.]

I want my waifu to keep me in chastity as a constant reminder that I belong o her!

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>>16772810
I'd be up for chastity play. Especially if she teased me with the key. I think it would go well with pet play and my punishments.

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>>16772810
She's gotta feed sometime though, she needs that SE

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>>16772822
She can get it through his tears.

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>>16772822
Turn the chastity play on her. Turn the tables!

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>>16772827
That's the thing, chastity play for one usually results in chastity for both. Not gonna knock on it because it's kinda hot but the dynamics are definitely something to think about

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>>16772810
I love it anon. My waifu would probably go in chastity at the same time though because that's just how our dynamic works most of the time. We'd have a competition to see who can hold out the longest!

>>16772819
I agree with the uses in petplay too anon. When I'm her pet she gets to make all the decisions. If she wants me in nothing but a leash and collar, pair of latex booty shorts and a chastity cage then i'd have no choice as her pet!

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>>16772842
>If she wants me in nothing but a leash and collar, pair of latex booty shorts and a chastity cage
That's hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>KC answered my question on Enty
>See it, come back here to share it
>It was already posted
Well OK. One thing I wanna add was that people on KC's imageboard thingy were talking about the possibility of an Automaton Dragon, and mentioned things like Mechagodzilla/Mecha King Ghidorah and probably a few other things I didn't get. While it's obviously just speculation on their end I think it's a possible option (mech dragons are a common staple in a lot of things, especially Japanese things).

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>>16772842
I like the idea of being in chastity all day until my waifu comes home. And if she told me that I have to wear it then, like you, I'd have no choice. I have to obey her.

And in a weird way it's kinda cute. And maybe having the key on her collar would be nice.

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>>16772852
Doesn't help that there is already a combo MG, Zombie Dragon.

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>>16772852
>>16772867
Also another thing I wanna point out, KC confirmed in the Enty comments that Dragon Zombies DO keep their high intelligence.

I need to go back and archive all these comments, there does seem to be some actual lore here and not just "Thanks KC!" like I originally though.

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>>16772856
>And maybe having the key on her collar would be nice.
I love that idea anon, I'm sure my waifu would do that too. It's definitely cute too, it shows how much you trust and care about her and how protective she is of you. I know that my waifu is a very cutesy and loving dom, so being her chastity pet would be especially cute in my case!

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>>16772852
You should ask him if Automatons can modified to produce milk by magical means.

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>>16772871
So the things that eroded are her pride and her attention towards her own hoard. This is interesting.

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>>16772872
Exactly my man. You put it perfectly into words.

Although chastity isn't something I'd do all the time, I'd still do it here and there with her. Like when she's trying to punish me or assert dominance and ownership of me. All I can imagine is her coming home and grabbing my locked genitals over the clothes while leaning in close and saying something like "caged and owned"

Damn my waifu. She knows that would make me tremble.

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>>16772852
>automaton ryu
>literally a machine dragon god
Can I? Can there be more automaton lizards?

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>>16772892
She can use that hoard to fund the construction of an Undead Kingdom for she and her hubby to rule over.

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>>16772901
>Zombie Dragon telling her tales about the time before the current DL to her inhabitants and daughterus

Comfy

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>>16772898
There is a picture of that.

>>16772871
That was already mentioned here. She keeps her int but only cares about the D.

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>>16772786
Adopted ones are for dicking, and there's no guarantee that the blood related ones will prefer boys their own age.

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>>16772906
automaton ryu or lizardgirl automaton? please share

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>>16772908
Adopted ones are for saving. Dicking is optional.

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>>16772871
She can only use it towards sex though, unless even that got backed off on, which would be frustrating. Her whole profile implies 'simple minded'. I can accept her still using her intelligence towards getting a husband and then using it to fuck and keep sexual knowledge but if she's just literally 'horny dragon' without anything else that's quite disappointing.

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>>16772897
I feel it anon. Chastity wouldn't be an all the time thing for us either, but when we did play with it it would make things so much more intense and lovely.

I bet my waifu would make me wear my pet outfit all day though, in addition to the chastity. Since I'd be a househusband who rarely leaves the house, there's be no need for her pet to wear normal clothes! The same would go for our daughteru, if she wasn't at a friends house for a sleepover or something.

I've been on quite the femdom kick lately, It's pretty nice.

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>>16772913
She needs something going for her that makes her unique, otherwise it's better to just go for a normal dragon in mere lizard mode.

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>>16772922
Right, and the simple-mindedness/one-track mind was what she had going for her, alongside the softness and miasma breath.

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>>16772919
I don't think I'd take it that far. And besides, I'd like my apron and comfy house clothes. And the chasititt play wouldn't be so obvious when my daughterus were there, so grabbing my by my crotch is a "when the daughterus aren't home" sort of thing. Unless my waifu was trying to teach them how to handle their future husbands.

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>>16772919
You're not actually a diaper fag are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16772927
Softness not that much, but the miasma breath is pretty cool too. But taking away her simpleness would be pretty shitty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16772943
my dude can you not?

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>>16772960
Come on. I just want more reasons to see him as a lesser human.

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>>16772938
>>16772938
That's understandable anon, subtlety and hiding lewdness under regular clothes can be really great sometimes. There's nothing wrong with a little teaching by example either, especially if it helps your daughterus learn to be better adults in their parents eyes!

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>>16772969
stop baiting, you know he's quicksilver.

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>>16772969
You know for all of the times people complain about KDF they sure fucking like to keep harassing him out of nowhere when he's just being normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>16772980
Ignore him, he's just trying to start shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Where do you want to be dumped when the portals open?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16772984
This desu

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>>16772973
For me, it's lewd when it's hidden. Like bite marks. I sure as hell wouldn't want anyone to see the marks on my neck and shoulder my waifu would've given me the night before. And that's the fun part.

>if it helps your daughterus learn to be better adults in their parents eyes!

I think having my waifu give my daughterus lessons would be a cute thing to see. Like how to order around their husband, how he should dress, how he should be loved and such. Maybe he more lewd things could just be described and not shown though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16772950
I'll just choose to retain what I always thought about her. I doubt it's actually implied to be much different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16772980
>>16772984
>>16772988
>>16772992
And the KDF defence squad appears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773005
I don't like many of his fetishes but I just want a nice chat with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16772852
What particular question was it that got answered?

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>>16772990
In an alternate reality monstergirl version of the city I currently live in. More specifically though, right next to my waifu in her bed, preferably while we're still both asleep so the first thing we'd see when we wake up is each other.

>>16773001
While I'm not much for biting at all, I can definitely see how going about in public like normal with something so lewd and intimate right beneath the surface would be a wonderful feeling.

Also, being the example for when my waifu teaches our daughteru would indeed be wonderful. In our case it would mostly be about my waifu teaching her how to do femdom, but that's just us.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a delicious brown Titania with Monarch Butterfly wings to daki me every night
Well, mutual daki-ing. Maybe lewd cuddling, maybe innocent cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773005
I don't particularly like KDF or his fetishes, but he's not shitting up the thread and you are. Believe me, I'd call him out if he were, but you're the one in the wrong for now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773023
>Maybe lewd cuddling, maybe innocent cuddling.
She wouldn't know the difference anon, you could do whatever you want!

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>>16772990
On the edge of a Desert. Or maybe even far from a Desert where the journey to find my waifu would be that much more interesting. But then that just increases the risk so the edge of the desert sounds fine.

>>16773019
>I can definitely see how going about in public like normal with something so lewd and intimate right beneath the surface would be a wonderful feeling.

I can't just imagine you in some latex gear out in public under normal clothes. That's kinky man.

>In our case it would mostly be about my waifu teaching her how to do femdom

Same here anon. I can see my waifu discussing with my daughteru's how to femdom their husbands. The positions, techniques and tips all included.

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>>16773024
This. I don't like it either but he ain't doing anything wrong at the moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773023
Being your waifu's daki every night is where it's at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773026
I kind of like that. I don't know its weird but I just like the comfort of boobs and butts. Not in a lewd way, but in a comforting way. It's probably some latent mommydom/oneedom fetish thing but I just want to peacefully be able to feel her butt and suck gently on her breasts every night as she snuggles up with me.

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>>16773037
>I can't just imagine you in some latex gear out in public under normal clothes. That's kinky man.
Yeah, that would definitely be us alright. The best times would be when we all wear matching latex outfits under our clothes and then go out and do something completely innocent like dinner and a movie.

Your waifu is an Anubis, right? Either way I'm sure she'd be a wonderful teacher.

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>>16773044
Squishy girly bits are soft and comforting especially when the girl in question is bigger than you. There's nothing strange about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16772990
Just a village is fine as long as there are no higher tier monsters around and corruption is far away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16772990
Somewhere in the mountains so I can get a nice White Horn, Wendigo, or Yeti before they find me like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773044
>Your Titania sister lays down in bed with a happy sigh after a fun day of playing with one another
>"Ahh... today was so fun big brother! We played so many fun games together!"
>Even though she's a good half a foot taller than you she still calls you big brother, a fact you relish as you climb into bed next to her
>she opens her arms wide and beams a big smile at you as the bio-luminescence in your forest home begins to dim down
>you happily oblige the gesture, sidling up to her torso and wrapping her up in a big hug as she rests her cheek on top of your head, swaying once she has you fully in her embrace
>"You're always so much fun big brother... can we play more fun games tomorrow?"
>Nod sleepily as you gently push her back to lay on the bed, to which she giggles and pulls the blanket up around the both of you
>you timidly slide your head down to her sizable breasts as she continues softly rocking you in her arms, eyes closed but her smile never fading
>easy as can be, you slip down her top and are greeted by soft, pliant girl-flesh, nuzzling your lips and nose against the curve of her breast even as your hands drift down to gently play with her bottom under her skirt
>She just sighs and kisses the top of your head, and even pushes you down a little so that your lips brush against her exposed nipple
>"I know this is your favorite game to play when we fall asleep big brother. I think its my favorite game too. Just relax and let yourself fall asleep on me however you like."
>softly begin suckling her as your consciousness slowly fades, the sound of her gently cooing and her steadily beating heart lulling you into total comfort as you're enveloped in her softness
>"Mmm... Goodnight anon..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773119
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773119
Someone get that girl an invitation to the Onee-Sabbath, her pseudo-otouto needs it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773048
Atleast you're doing something as a family and there's that thing that keeps you all the same. And that's what's important.

>Your waifu is an Anubis, right? Either way I'm sure she'd be a wonderful teacher.

Its scary how fast people know, but I can't blame them. Although it makes me worry. And thanks, I'd love to see her teach my daughterus. Would make me damn proud like I imagine seeing your waifu teach your daughteru would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773136
Don't ruin her innocence!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773148
It's easy to recognize some waifus such as your Anubis and the Dragon Onee-sans regardless of the discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773155
How?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773158
Just the way of typing and saying things. Don't worry about it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773148
>Atleast you're doing something as a family and there's that thing that keeps you all the same. And that's what's important.
Exactly!

>spoiler
No need to worry about me anon, I'm just here basically all the time so I pick up on things.

Watching my waifu teach our daughteru would indeed be a wonderful thing too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773151
I will go to her room touch her stuff and mess up her bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773168
I'll try not to. I just hope it's not a bad thing.

>>16773169
I find it strange how many times I've accidental run into conversations with you. But it's fun talking to someone with "similar" interests. Like collars for example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773172
Don't! That's not your stuff and not your bed! What did she do to deserve that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773174
No, it's fine. Like the other guy I've chatted with you a few times so it's easier for me to pick up too.
Gotta love kissing and gently taking care of waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773174
>But it's fun talking to someone with "similar" interests.
Indeed. Discussions like this are always comfy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773181
Didn't the Nee-San dragon guy used to be the Dragon Cultist? I'm pretty sure he wrote a story or something aswell.

>Gotta love kissing and gently taking care of waifus.

Taking care of your waifu is top tier. Like pampering and grooming can be very intimate and passionate experiences. How many waifus do you have in your laifu, anon?

>>16773183
The comfiest of discussions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773197
He already deleted his pastebin actually, but yeah he used to be the cultist guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773197
Yep. Dragon cultist got slightly corrupted and got a Zombie dragon as well as writting a story. After that he also got the Wockers. One would think he would end up with a Ryu instead considering how much he talked about worshipping, but eh.

Oh, I have one waffle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773204
>>16773212
Guess the guy really just wanted an onee san or two. Maybe his delusions were caused by a lack of onee san?

>Oh, I have one waffle.

The thread is calm and slow so why not. Who is she anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773223
Onee-sans are primo for healing.

I wonder if the Onee-sabbath has any races they don't allow in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773223
I have an onee-san and I can see her being monsterized pretty easily.

My wifi is just a good old dragon. Nothing much to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16770451
>strong monsters can deflect bullets with their sword
I can't say that I expect anything less from KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773230
The Onee sabbath is probably all loving. Well I imagine it being.

>>16773232
Wow anon, that's some pretty scaly and powerful wifi. How many mb/s are you getting? Are her horn's good for wireless?

Nah just kidding man. Vanilla is wonderful and you're a lucky man for being with her.

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>>16770451
>can be replaced or added functionalities to
so my breakfast function would be possible.

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>>16773244
Of course it is powerful wifi, she can even fly if the signal gets bad. Better than most automatons I can say for sure.

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>>16773244
Alright then, sell me on an Arch-Imp Onee-san.

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>>16773251
But with wifi that good. It has to come at a cost, right?

>>16773252
It could prove a challenge, but the Onee Sabbath likes a good challenge. It would take some serious ara arafication but it could be done.

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>>16773268
We need to settle who the head honchos of the Onee-Sabbath are. I think it comes down to Jabberwocks or Krakens.

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>>16773273
What about a ditzy Titania?

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>>16773268
No, not really. Wifi can get proud and haughty, but that just makes her better. I guess her not existing is bad enough.

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>>16773290
One who just clumsily happened to fall into creating an organization that rivals the Sabbath and houses thousands of Onee/otouto couples across the world in well kept organized Sororities?
When in reality she just misunderstood some request her own otouto had and one thing lead to another and here they are?
I can see it.

[Anonymous No.]

Shog or Kiki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773302
Kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773302
Kiki!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773294
>spoiler

In time my friend. In time.

>>16773296
>Ditzy Titania in a suit at an office with the brains of the operation, her Otouto, sitting on her lap doing all the work

Cute!

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>>16773302
If I had to pick between those two I would choose a Kiki.

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>>16773302
Kiki season!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773302
No shoggoth love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773302
Automaton

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>>16773315
Tis not yet the hour of awakening

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>>16773302
Automaton, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773302
Fox.

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>>16773307
>playfully kicking her feet and tapping a beat on his chest as he uses her big marshmellowy boobs as a neckrest, takking away on a laptop managing the budget
Very cute.

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>>16773302
Kikis answer questions online while Shogs are busy attending to Mastah's every need like good maids~

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>>16773333
More like shogg has to be a computer and keybord so master can post that kikis are the best.

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>>16773327
Yes.

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>>16773302
I can't decide.

Whichever makes me feel like I'm worth being around.

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>>16773307
>>16773326
>"Wow otouto, you sure are tapping fast on that computer!"
>Otouto sighs and furrows his brow, overworked but resolved that he's doing the right thing
Hopefully she takes him to the hot tub and lets him relax at the end of a long work day with her.

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>>16773302
Shog, automaton, or griffin.

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>>16773343
That would be neither. In fact I don't think there's a single monstergirl that would fit your criteria.

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>>16773343
Kiki will fix you right up and make you the best person around.

[Anonymous No.]

Kikis are for anons who want to be something more, Shogs are for anons who are okay with doing nothing at all for the rest of ever.

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>>16773366
And Autos are for?

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I wish the term "Orderfag" would stop getting thrown around so much. There are three kinds of anons here that get called Orderfags, and only one of them deserves all of the shit they get. I don't want a rehash of the earlier discussion, but I feel like this is relevant.

1. The Paladin Poster- These anons (and I'm probably the one who does it the most often) post something like "Join the Order for giant pauldrons" or something of that sort. Their purpose is generally to steer the conversation away from something and/or looking for replies about being corrupted. Generally, this seems to go over fairly well and I honestly don't mind the few minutes of RP.

2. The shitposter- Easily spotted with bait like "They don't love you" or "Cumpump" or masquerading as the Paladin poster but laughing about murdering MGs.

3. The newfags and/or others- Believe it or not, there are some here that aren't a fan on how dark KC's canon can often be. I'm sure there are a few here who don't care for the universe at all. Some also just haven't bothered to read the source material, and they should lurk more. That said, I think it's overall a net benefit when things are civil.

In the interest of keeping content and life here, I only think we should be shutting down the shitposters, rather than immediately becoming toxic and shitting up the thread for an hour or more. Just try to keep things civil and remind newfags/and regulars here that they should read the source material, and refrain from attacking each other over stupid shit.

We have an incredibly cozy and fun community, and should work on keeping it that way.

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>>16773373
Butthurt Orderfag.

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>>16773373
>We have an incredibly cozy and fun community, and should work on keeping it that way
It can be really nice here when everyone's in a good mood. Do it for the Yetis.

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>>16773372
They are like a toned down Kiki. She'll make you stable and then maintain you at that level.

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>>16773378
What if I don't like Yetis?

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>>16773373
Comfy is nice
I hope all of the orderfags get a nice comfy MG wife to help calm them down.

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>>16773377
Really? He posts about trying to keep things nice here, and you can't help but shitpost?

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>>16773373
That yeti deserves rape

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>>16773379
but what if I want to use them to pierce the heavens?

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>>16773373
I honestly don't know if I could trust monster girls.

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>>16773373
I agree. It's best to stay good. But there's only one problem I see here,

>remind newfags/and regulars here that they should read the source material

We did, but they kept persisting they were right.

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>>16773373
>how dark KC's canon can often be
I think this is a frequent point of contention though. A lot of anons would outright disagree with you that KC's setting is dark and if darkness does exist, it stems (canonically) from the Order, not monsters.

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>>16773391
I was just talking about a normal robot. Insert a drill into her circuits and watch the magic happens.

The good thing about them is that you can reprogram, so she can go kiki or shogg tier. Of course, that comes with downsides.

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>>16773373
Yes, it's nice when it's cozy and I feel most comfortable with this place. It's just that people who say stuff like I'm the 3rd example are very annoying and it's hard not to tell them that.

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>>16773373
And suddenly, I'm reminded of the old days with the paladin who fought for both humans and MGs.

That, and the Dredd days.

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>>16773373
So just ignore the guys who haven't read the source material?

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>>16773386
Me too anon. Except maybe the shitposters. There's nothing funny about murder. But maybe a MG could heal them and they'd come to regret their words.
>>16773397
I know. All-in-all it was pretty civil earlier. It's important to be the better person and know who's shitposting and who's trying to have a discussion.
>>16773398
I think it's important to keep in mind that just about everyone here agrees that his style of writing is full of hyperbole, and written in such a way (from the perspective of a character) that it can be a bit off to some anons. For example in the Demon's profile: "succumb to evil." Some of us also aren't as big on the whole non-consensual corruption thing.

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>>16773373
But as this >>16773397
It's fucking annoying when you say 'no, that's wrong, read the source material' and they keep complaining or try and drag it into some dark shit. Thankfully someone was here who really knew their stuff and was able to calmly explain it so it got them to shut up, but more often then not they'll just shit up the thread for an hour no matter how much you tell them they don't know what they're talking about.
Plus it's really uncivil when they call out specific species and the people who like them, like the chaosfags or demonfags. 'RP' or not it ropes in people who don't get whether it's joking or not and it turns what should be a bit of fun ribbing into a long shitfest.
The onus is on the people who are Orderfags. It never starts from the other direction. If you want it to be civil that's on you to a degree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773426
Thanks yeti man. Really giving happy vibes.

Could use more of those.

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>>16773432
This.

It's very annoying when people want to talk about Chaos girls and all you get it "burn all Chaos girls" and stuff like that. It just creates arguments and a bad mood.

I ignore it but still it's annoying.

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>>16773426
>all-in-all it was pretty civil earlier
No it wasn't, stop being an apologist for when people who refuse to read the source material pretend they can just make stuff up and say you lose all free will or that the world is doomed because of the DL's plans
There's no reason to be 'that orderfag' or an orderfag in general in a thread about monstergirls, both the second and third 'example' are just shitposters

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>>16773432
I agree with some of your points. I am also very grateful to the anon who kept things civil and explained the canon.

That said, there will always be newfags, and some of them inevitably will argue from a position of ignorance. We can follow Anon's example and firmly correct them, or we can have a shit-flinging hour like this >>16773440.

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>>16773426
No, it wasn't, and again, the newfags or people who didn't read the source material wouldn't stop calling other people out on things that are against what the source material is
We shouldn't have to read the fucking book to people just because someone wants to turn this into /tg/ lite

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>>16773426
I agree. I've seen much worse here.

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>>16773398
There were people saying upthread that getting monster morals after incubizing and fucking a monster was a choice that people made themselves and not a full magic overwrite, which WG1 says it is. That's why there's no exception to it. Once you go monstergirl, you never go back, full stop. So they're wrong about that. However, that's no different than what the DL did to her own people when she took the throne. "And now you are all women and shall crave the dick. I don't care how you feel about that." So to her, it's just what's necessary to make peace. Lotta folks don't like anyone messing with their heads though.

Then there's the people that still call incubi human when KC threw that out the window ages ago when he introduced the Chaos girls. No matter what people might think, incubi are monsterized humans. KC just calls them the same like he doesn't differentiate unmonsterized elves or unmonsterized houri from the uncorrupted creature.

KC can be dark if you put any value at all on human society or choice. If you've rather just see the world fuck and have everyone happy no matter the means, then it's painted brighter. It's entirely point of view. Like is a world where wolves become extinct and there's nothing but dogs left a happier place? Is there nothing sad about them being gone even though one developed from the other? That depends on who you ask.

Also kinda irritating to see people act like they read the source material when they haven't and just get stuff secondhand from the thread but then accuse you of not reading it.

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>>16773464
>Once you go monstergirl, you never go back
what if you copied the neural syanpses into a fresh human body, would that be close?

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>>16773464
Go away you turbofag.

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>>16773446
They aren't just newfags though, they're people set in their ways to accept their own headcanon about the setting in the face of evidence to the contrary.
I'm fairly certain half the time people say 'dont trust demons or their husbands' its just a bit of banter, but when it comes about entirely unwarranted and stems into those sorts of dragged on pointless it gets very frustrating. I get that to some extent I invite it but I never thought people would actually be so off-base as to legitimately argue from the 'side' of the Order with any degree of sincerity. If I had I wouldn't have joked around or talked about the corruption things so much.

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>>16773473
I doubt it since it involves magic. It's something that's attached to the soul, not to the body.

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>>16773464
So this would be the second or the third category, mister Yeti poster, correct? Where do you draw the line between willful negligence of the source material and simple lack of comprehension?

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>>16773464
I think the thing about incubi is completely blown out of proportion. You're no less human than you have always been. The only thing that changes is an increased desire to be balls deep in something, and some durability.

You're a human for your capacity to love, hate, feel remorse and compassion, and everything else that separates you from an animal. Nothing of that is taken away. Your looks don't even change. Incubi is just KC's need to make even the mundane term "husband" fit the rest of his vocabulary and tone.

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>>16773464
> Some also just haven't bothered to read the source material, and they should lurk more.
You know you're the guy the yeti poster was talking about right?

[Anonymous No.]

Come on guys. Happy vibes remember? Let's just think about happy things and not argue.

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>>16773479
thats why I said nueal synapses,
it just be a copy of her memories and personality separate from her soule.

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>>16773373
Here's what you wrought when you let the third example go >>16773464
Even when earlier in the thread it was clearly cleared up, now they just come back again and ignore all of the examples that were already given to them that calmly clarified the contrary.
They just don't want to listen and shove their own interpretation on everyone.

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>>16773488
>Your looks don't even change.
Just an itsy bit and a lot if you waifu a chaos girl.

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>>16773490
Hard to be happy when people who've never read the source material or who misinterpret it, intentionally or otherwise, constantly try to stir the pot.

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>>16773489
I've read more of it than you bro. You should read it instead of parroting what you read in the thread.

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>>16773504
Fucking this
Don't be an apologist for anti-monsterfags or Orderfags or whatever you want to call them, there is absolutely no point to discussing it or giving them any room to stand on because they all willfully neglect the material

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>>16773505
>I've read more of it than you bro.
If you say so. Your misinterpretations of the setting make that very clear.

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>>16773483
>>16773489
As the yeti poster, I wrote this. >>16773488
That said, the idea of anything messing with my head makes me uncomfortable too. I KNOW that's not KC's intention within the universe, but I wish he would just some out and say it plain and clear.

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>>16773504
I know anon. But it creates more bad than good, let it slide.

It's always better to be happy than sad.

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>"Orderfags aren't all bad guys, really! You're blowing this out of proportion"
>Like clockwork, Orderfags see an inch and take a mile to shove their headcanon in and try and start shit again
I bet it's that one Yeti who does terrible things intentionally trying to rile people.

[Anonymous No.]

Would Eros fulfill a man's request to use her curse on him if asked?

[Anonymous No.]

Happy vibes and monster girls.

How KC redrawing honey bees and hornets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773497
Ah sorry, I read it wrong. If you separated the soul like that maybe it would work, thought the body and mind might desire something due to some impurities.

You would probably need a full reset if you want to be clean.

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>>16773518
You mean just like this post. Sweet fuck, you just can't help but see something you don't like and stir the pot even more. I bet throwing more shit all over the thread will calm everything down.

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>>16773530
To be fair the Order thing was completely dead for hours and had no need to be brought up again, if the Yeti guy hadn't of tried to defend people who were clearly shitposting or newfagging even as he pointed out it wouldn't have brought it all up again. Which leads one to think that Orderfags can't, in fact, just chill.

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>>16773518
A Yeti's too nice to do that, a Yuki-onna would start an argument in a line to the cake shop so she can clear a path to get her sweets

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>>16773520
Probably not.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you think will happen to the Order in the end? Will their cities be turned into demon realms?

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>>16773373
Didn't reminding people of the source material just make them more angry though like it always does and make things worse?

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>>16773546
Damn.

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>>16773548
I thing the realms will slowly cease to exist as MGs and humans coexist, until the world is one all-encompassing green realm where all can live in peace.

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>>16773561
Sounds comfy as fuck. Imagine such a perfect world.

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>>16773520
If he truly repented? Probably. I can't imagine the goddess of love being without mercy. Sometimes love means accepting that people make mistakes but can change.

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>>16773567
Anon I think you misread that post.

[Anonymous No.]

What about a good old confession time anons?

Confess all that you have done before the Almighty, child.

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>>16773548
Demonic energy spreads without end and can't be purified. And the Order is incapable of winning any fights because they're a bunch of hilariously evil and inept saturday morning cartoon villains. Eventually, they'll all be gone and it will be just demon realms and the new monstergirl/incubi races. Only reason it hasn't happened already is the monstergirls are too lazy to get their shit together. Only the Extremists have any stake in hurrying things along.

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>>16773570
So I did. RIP.

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>>16773561
Well, if at least 50% of the land is a green realm I would be completely fine with it.

[Anonymous No.]

Well that's about as clear an example as anyone needs I think combined with the guy earlier who knew his stuff.

>>16773544
Maybe. And imagine what an Ice Queen would do then.

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>>16773579
Did you miss a reply?

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>>16773571
I like Alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773548
Plate armor will only be worn by fetishists and people with cursed armor waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773582
No, just speaking of the obvious fallout of bringing up the Nature of Monsters or Orderfags again in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773541
I saw what you did there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773571
I have lots of story ideas I want to write, but I can't get myself to write because I think deep down I have a narcissistic need for praise that I won't get here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773573
>they'll all be gone and it will be just demon realms and the new monstergirl/incubi races.
I still don't know why this bothers me so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773571
Not really a confession but I thought I'd like to say that the Anubis fag with the green eyed waifu is a good guy. He's really thought about his waifu, he's got commissions and I think I remember him saying he's got stories of his waifu. His waifu must really love him a lot.

And without sounding too much like an asskissing fag, but he's really admirable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773571
I unironically like the words cunny and cummies but I never use them due to their unfortunate 3DPD and memetic connotations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773573
Winning the war so you don't have to! Just keep making love to your Monstergirl wives and you're already making all the contribution you need!
>>16773593
I thought it was cool, dohohoho

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>>16773579
Ice Queens are lazy, she would get a snow Wurm to plow through the cake shop and pick up whatever she can carry

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773598
Nice try Anubisfag's waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773571
KDF is an ok guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773571
Both of them are the same person.

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>>16773464
>However, that's no different than what the DL did to her own people when she took the throne. "And now you are all women and shall crave the dick. I don't care how you feel about that."

And here is the part right from MGE 1 that contradicts that:

>Originally the Mamono Lord was merely one of the living things created by the Chief God, and had nowhere near enough power for it to be possible for her to overwrite the Chief God's settings. However, fortunately enough, because of several overlapping coincidences, she was able to achieve it. One was that she happened to be a succubus, a being that builds up power by having sex with men; one was that her husband, who was the hero at the time, sympathized with her ambition and cooperated with her; one was that the monsters lent her their strength for some reason even though up to that point they had always fought endlessly amongst themselves, killing even their own kind in the struggle to decide a mamono lord; and one was that just as in the case of the mamono lord, a new chief god took over, but she was a goddess who was still very inexperienced. The state of the present is the product of all these coincidences.

Note the "monsters lent her their strength," line.

While it is not stated why the monsters helped her, it was clearly not forced on them given many other bits of info we get from the settings and KC's tweets (namely how monsters with intelligence had for many ages wanted to be able to love humans).

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773595
Because it's great from the perspective from someone who knows how it plays out, but would terrify the poor souls it was actually happening to within the story.

You're essentially asking the peasantry to somehow just trust that the Mamono Lord is actually trying to make the world a better place for all, when there have been thousands of years of war not only with the monsters, but each other.

I really feel bad for the NPCs.

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>>16773605
You what? This isn't another Quicksilver/KDF double cross is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773601
That's what I love about this setting. The evil high Order commanders can reeeeee all they want, but me making sweet intimate love to my waifu in the lotus position does more work than they'll ever do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773571
I don't really want to fuck all that much and mostly want to cuddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773603
He even plays guitar. That's cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773571
I get passionate about monstergirls and the thread and keeping tabs on the other waifufags because you guys are my main social link and I connect with you more than anyone else outside of my family right now.
I get real neurotic about what I post as the overt person people know me here as because of this which is really stupid and egotistical/narcissistic but its just because I want to be able to be a good contributor in some way to the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773571
I sincerely cannot see of a single reason any monstergirl would find fall in love with me. I just cannot think of a single trait I have that would make me attractive or desirable to any girl, monster or not. It really doesn't help that I don't buy into the whole "monstergirls will love you just because you have a functioning dick" argument.

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>>16773607
I find it pretty sweet that the monsters were tired of fighting. One of the reason I like the DL is because hse sounds like a serious, but cool mom that is working for the best of everyone, though I'm not so sure about that.

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>>16773524
Honey Bee got her art redone a while ago, though I think all we have is a little image KC showed off for that RPG he waneds to someday make.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773616
Something like that, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773628
Aww jeez anon, this really hits home. I'm in the same boat, I feel you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773571
I only like monstergirls as fap material, their obsession with having kids and the incubisation thing has seriously put me off from wanting to waifu one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773640
Out with it faggo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773605
Who are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773629
>a single trait
Are you a decent person? The world is full of ways to better yourself physically or improve your attractiveness. The appeal of MGs is that they love you unconditionally, even if you're "average". I like to think that they can smell a soul full of love to give.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773571
I love my waifu but I think Hellhounds are hotter than her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773652
Hehe, puns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773608
But even as someone who knows how it will play out there's just something about the Demon Lord winning that bothers me. I guess I'm just not cut out for monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773656
This is serious business, Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773629
Given you are here that means you like monster girls, correct? The mere fact you are open to them would be a good trait to many of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773660
Ok then, who is your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773571
I hate the headpat meme/threadcanon. You've got an interesting and fun setting with monsters who fuck instead of kill, but you decide to turn it into a generic harmless moeblob fest. It isn't even a thing actual couples do, you do it to children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773595
It bothers you because they aren't improving humans, they're replacing them with monstergirls and things that are kind of like humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773645
Nay.

>>16773647
Who knows? Maybe a Cheshire does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773658
Maybe. I've grown up around enough Cristians that sometimes KCs setting is a bit much for me. I remind myself that's it's the fantasy of love and peace and my waifu that's so appealing, rather than any specific part of his canon. If I don't like something, I ignore it and consider my personal taste for my own worldbuilding/wriitng.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773571
I changed waifu when a certain newer profile came out. She's more suited for me, but I can't help but feel like a dick for doing it. Neither of them are real, so I feel crazy for this too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773672
Wanna confess a little bit more? Who was your ex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773661
My concern is that most monstergirls can still find someone better even among the relatively small number of people who are into them. But in the end it doesn't really matter, since manamonobama will ultimately change the mind of even the most ardent anti-monster people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773628
I think I know who you are by posting style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773668
>Nay.
Yes, you're a worse baitmaster than QS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773678
It's easy to figure it out, but the guy is broken and deserves a headpat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773661
This. Humans generally hate anything different to themselves, if the portals opened up tomorrow I bet we'd be in the minority for wanting them. For everyone else they'd be a scientific curiosity or a threat to be destroyed. And that's not even accounting for how religions would take literal real demons showing up and offering love instead of torment. Fear, suspicion, and in some nations even war would ensue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773678
Really? Maybe I'm more obvious than I thought.
>>16773686
That though... I don't quite think I'm who you're thinking of chief

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773650
See, actually having the motivation to improve myself would certainly be a redeeming trait. Yet I don't even have that. In the end, I feel like reasons such as "monstergirls will love you because you're not a completely horrible person" set the bar too unrealistically low.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773692
Oh. Guess I missed big time then.

Still, I think it's nice that you consider some of us your friends. I've been visiting this place everyday for 3 years I think and it's weird to see how much shit I've done and how much I've talked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773673
A Werewolf. I liked the idea of having a tough tomboy waifu, but the more I thought about her the more I realised we'd have nothing in common. She'd be outgoing and athletic, and I'm a nerd who likes to stay in and play videogames. What the hell would we even talk about? Then Dark Mage was released and she seemed like a much better match. They're nerdy shutins and they have the added bonus of having powerful magic which is really interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773691
Unfortunately I don't think I would be in this minority you anons would be in.

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>>16773607
That means she had support for the throne. It wasn't unanimous. We know from other MGE material that many monsters who were sleeping or ancient and unaligned didn't get a choice. Most of the overseas ones don't even acknowledge her as their ruler which implies they didn't participate in any of that either.

So she was popular enough to become the DL, but all monsters had to live with the consequences. Kinda like a regular election, amiright?

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>>16773598
Oh wow, thanks man, that means a lot to me. You're a pretty alright guy as well, your dedication to your wife and pups is really adorable, since the way you talk about them is very heart-warming. You're a genuinely nice guy to interact with, I'm glad you think that much of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773705
Huh. My waifu is actually a tough kinda tomboy too and I was kinda of a nerd. In my case the opposites attracted each other. Though I used to think about a wolfu a lot too.

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>>16773702
I do. I know a lot of people here aren't very social in general, so I feel foolish or overbearing for trying to sometimes be over connective with them when they may just want to stay more in the background.
I'm kicking myself that I only started coming here half a year ago and only started getting involved and posting regularly about three months ago. It's truly got some fascinating and good people. Decidedly unique in many aspects from other places on 4chan, no doubt due to the contributions of people such as yourself and others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773724
We have our shitposters, but we also have anons that just want the world to be full of love and happiness. It's the fantasy that keeps this place alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773724
Oh, I know what you mean. I myself stay most in the background while discussing all the things in general, but don't worry too much about it. We all love monster girls so there is definitely something in common between all of us.

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>>16773727
Fight on, then, fair anons. I'll do my best to try and foster that fantasy.
>>16773738
Who could ever guess this of all common denominators would be so unifying? Another day reminded that the mind is a strange, beautiful thing.
You're all welcome at my table, I can say that with certainty. No Corrupting required, too. Promise!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773571
Most of my fantasies at this point are simply about being considered desirable by a monstergirl and having someone who truly loves me. I'm barely even interested in the sexual aspect of monstergirls anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773707
Most monsters weren't even sapient so they couldn't really give an opinion on the change one way or another. And among the overseas monsters, Zipangu monsters in particular were pleased that the Mamono Lord's changes allowed them to live more easily and more closely with humans (a goal they already had).

And also, given the Mamono Lord's energy is linked to all monsters, its possible the line about monsters giving her their energy could apply to monsters all over the world. They needn't have been present with her to participate in the power sharing.

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>>16773724
>I feel foolish or overbearing for trying to sometimes be over connective with them when they may just want to stay more in the background.
I feel you on that anon, very much so. I also get guilty after a nice conversation because I've got commitment issues and I feel like I'm obligated to have them all the time. I know it's an autism I need to relax about, but it's still there.

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>>16773727
I agree although I like the action/adventure swords and sorcery aspects as well, secondary though they may be to the sexy.

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>>16773706
I'm very conflicted about some things. Even the nicest, most civilized monsters would passively irradiate me with demonic energy, and they don't want to stay on their side of the fence and want to expand.
I'd rather put on a beret and a harmonica than be incubized or gib clay. Sadly on the MGE world I'd be more likely to end up being one of those people even monsters will fight to the death than being one of those people with a waifu.

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>>16773747
So I did get it right when I said "big" time

Just gotta keep the lewd down at the table and everyone should be fine. Sometimes I imagine waifus discussing their husbandos like we discuss them here, so imagining everyone together sounds like comfy time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773724
Is it weird being friendly with a lot of people with stuff you treat at work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773748
Having desert monsters fetishize my white skin is my guilty pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773628
>>16773747
Its sad to say that i do this too. I can identify 10-12 people based on their post.

I think this place might be the only thing actually keeping me from dying of depression.

>>16773629
Funny, even with a waifu i still feel the same.

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>>16773773
>I think this place might be the only thing actually keeping me from dying of depression.
It certainly saved me more than once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773763
Anon, are you claiming to be some kind of psychopathic murderer? Cause if not then you this "monsters would fight me to the death" thing is rather ridiculous and just sounds like a pity party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773691
>>16773706
>>16773763
This is why we need to go there instead of having them come here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773571
I'm defective in the head. I don't see any relationship, let alone a pity fuck, working out because even the most desperate of partners will get tired of me soon enough.

Bad enough I'm used goods, but I'm damaged goods with attachment and trust issues.

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>>16773759
It's nothing to be ashamed of. I"m sure whoever you were discussing with is simply think how nice it was to talk with you about it.
>>16773766
Cheeky feck
I'm certain that's how it would go as well. Would probably be delightful.
>>16773769
I don't think about that at all when I'm here and I would never want people to think I do.
>>16773773
Its a strange family, but a family nonetheless.

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>>16773782
At least you got laid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773780
I don't want either to happen because I don't know if I could trust monster girls no matter how nice they act. I'd probably just end up as a meatshield for the Order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773766
That sounds comfy and reassuring in a way, knowing that somewhere out there my waifu is shitposting with the other waifus while she waits for me to show up beside her.

>>16773785
>I"m sure whoever you were discussing with is simply think how nice it was to talk with you about it.
That's what I keep telling myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773785
>Its a strange family, but a family nonetheless.
Its better than the one im supposed to love.

Also is that you childhood-demon fag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773700
The way I see it; if a single monstergirl happens to run into some deadbeat like yourself while out looking for food, I don't really think she'll give a shit how much bread you can make her.
As far as Mamono are concerned, any man can give just as much love as any Chad. Monsters are more than capable so they don't give a shit about whether or not you can provide. Even though your dick is literally their best sustenance.

And let's not forget what happened to the wandering scholar on his trip to Lescatie.
He needed an art fairy just to keep all the monster pussy away. Take a trip there and you're bound to trip all over that shit.

And there's always the Sabbath. When you think about it, if their ideal is strong dependable men that they can rely on, they probably have a training service to help men become more dependable. Otherwise they'd just be full of rejects that can't properly care for their precious imoutos.

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>>16773727
Well if it's any consolation a shitposter like Shoggocks ended up getting arrested in D.C.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773773
>Funny, even with a waifu i still feel the same.
One of the worst parts about it is that I can't even imagine living with a monsterwaifu because I can't come up with a convincing enough reason for why she's even with me in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773804
Wrong demonfag, I'm the other one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773790
Oh man, that's another huge fear I have, not being able to trust my waifu or the situation when we do actually meet. I'm incredibly paranoid about trusting people and too cynical and jaded deep inside and I feel like it'd stop me from truly believing that she'd actually be real and right there in front of me. I guess part of me feels I don't deserve her and having something with odds so astronomically low actually happen would be difficult to wrap my head around too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773808
wait, what

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773808
Tell us more.

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>>16773809
Sounds to me that you need some wacks from your waifu. If she saw this she would probably be bonking her own head on the screen trying to just lunge at you.

Also, I can without a doubt call you stupip for thinking your waifu would only be with you for the things that you can or cannot do.

>I can't come up with a convincing enough reason for why she's even with me in the first place
She is her own thing anon. Let it flow You don't control what your waifu feels. If she fell in love for you then it's just on her and her alone. Now imagine the cuddles.

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>>16773808
Woah.

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>>16773805
Well, I guess it certainly isn't helping that my preferred setting is a modern one. After all I can't deny how amazing indoor plumbing, central heating, and other modern conveniences are. Also, it's easier to self-insert. I should also add that, as far as I'm concerned, Chad is still a better option than me. After all, at least Chad is probably attractive and not socially retarded. Sure he's still a Chad, but he still rates higher when it comes to the things that make up conventional attractiveness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773816
You both post similar things, actually you post 90% of the same things. Except you dont post as specific.

>>16773700
>>16773805
Self-Esteem is something you just cant change, use facts all you want you're still going to look in a mirror and think yourself as trash.

>>16773816
I know the feeling, even after being "harmed" to stop it the ideas and thoughts still creep into my head.

Depressions a bitch.

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>>16773776
>psychopathic murderer
Maybe from the monster's point of view, I'd do anything to hold the corruption at bay if I ended up being someone with the power to do so.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, overthinking anon here, and I have a question...

Are the anons that joke about "portals" making a reference to some biblical scholars pointing to signs of an imminent rapture-like event? I noticed that the signs they point to coincide with the months some anons post about some "portals".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773841
>I know the feeling, even after being "harmed" to stop it the ideas and thoughts still creep into my head.
meant for
>>16773809

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773844
Yep. We used to say a lot of 2017 and now it's here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773844
2017 has been the meme year for the portals since a couple years back at least. I don't know much past that though, but I have nigh unhealthy amounts of hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773844
>spoiler

I dunno anon. All I know is that is going to happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773841
Is that so? I don't necessarily feel that we do. He's modern, I'm classic, he usually talks about comfy videogame stuff or his new adopterus or roleplay sex, I- actually I haven't really talked about my gal much recently, at least I don't think so.

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>>16773830
That's a real nice thought, anon.

But, part of the issue is that I lack the creativity to actually formulate my waifu beyond her species. Thus, it is for this reason that I don't even consider myself as having a waifu in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773571
I'm so lonely I am literally crying right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773808
You are now obligated to explain further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773853
Anon no, please no be cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773857
>>16773829
>>16773828
He apparently had some kind of mental breakdown at work and got arrested downtown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773852
Oh, just keep imagining some stuff with monster girls here and there. At some point one girls is just going to stuck to your mind and then it's possibly over for you.
I don't think I"ve "created" my waifu. She was just a wandering thought that got stuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773862
That's really not something that needs to be brought in here, that's a man's personal privacy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773594
This, but slightly shallower. I just want to be met with a 'that's pretty ok,' instead of criticism. I don't even really make particularly interesting stories, I just want comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773864
>She was just a wandering thought that got stuck.
This.

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>>16773862
I doubt that actually happened.

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>>16773841
>Self-esteem
It's interesting, but you're pretty much right. Self-esteem is actually self-reinforcing, because people in general hate to have their preconceived notions about themselves changed. So, for this reason people are generally quite likely to come up with any number of self-justifications to 'maintain' their preconceived image of themselves. As a result, people with low self-esteem are more likely blame themselves for their own failures and more likely to blame others for their their successes.

>Depression
I wish I had that as an excuse.

Also, you're that anon who got punished/chastised by your waifu in your dreams, right? I don't even know why I remember this. What species is she again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773862
How would we even know that was him?

[Anonymous No.]

Wait what's going on? Who's this poor soul?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773571
I can't seem to ever have a dream about my waifu but last night I did manage to have a wet dream about getting pegged in the ass and facefucked by a pair of futa black girls with obnoxiously long and skinny horse dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773864
There's simply too many body and personality archetypes that I like for any one of them to 'stick.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773887
Next time just keep that to yourself. You fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773887
Well, futa ain't my thing but I'd love to meet a hellhound with a strapon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1677389
Sorry.

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>>16773851
Thats what i mean, he usually always post about demons or his waifu. You just kinda post whatevs.

>>16773878
When people hate something it is nigh impossible to change their opinion. Thats why when you find out about something that can/does love you, you have to wonder why, you refuse to see what is good about yourself, all you can see is the negetives, you refuse to see anylight and forcefully focus on the negetives.
>spoiler
Yes i am "Depressed Anon," she is a dragon,and as much as i think about her, as much as i love her, i wonder "why me? why not the other billions of better people?" And too that there is no answer.

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>>16773571
I lurk here all the time, but very rarely post at all, even about my waifu. I really enjoying being here, and seeing all you interact with one another, but creating a post or talking about myself and topics I like makes my nerves skyrocket and anxiety creep into my head.

Sharing stuff with you all takes a lot out of me, and I always worry about getting called out or shit on when I do. like earlier in the thread when I shared my waifu's name, and some anon linked a video to laugh at me. I know it was probably in jest, but it made me feel like shit. Sorry for the blog.

[Anonymous No.]

194 posters, woah.

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>>16773902
Well, at least you know* you have a waifu who loves you. That's more than I can say.

*Believe

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>>16773890
Strange things can happen, anon. Here is a funny little thing about me: I actually didin't like my waifu at all.

Why would I have a strong girl when I could protect and take care of a gentle one instead? I loved medium and pink/white hair and hated tanned girls even if it was just a bit. A quiet tone and a calm personality when a long way with those things too and I just loved it.
Then my waifu came and all of those thigns switched around and I find it so stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773909
What's so woah?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773902
I post a ton without stuff to associate back to me and actively disguise my posting style while doing it. I also for some reason think a good amount of people don't particularly like my Lady, probably because of all the corruption stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773902
Because you know when Dragons are only interested in guys who "pique their interest"?

Well guess what, you pique your waifu's interest. You are perfect for her and she won't stop holding you in a bear hug until you accept that.

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>>16773887
He asked for confessions, but your post was full of pure faggotry of the level that shouldn't even be confessed.

>>16773898
As if I needed more reasons to dislike hellhoundfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773927
Oh man, I do that to.

If people kew the kind of posting I was up to it would be cataclysmic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773934
It's not as scandalous when you realize its probably a common practice in here. Best left as an unspoken understanding, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773924
Now I'm not him, but I did just realize that almost 200 people are reading about how I'm a miserable depressing faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773902
Oh hey. I remember talking to you the night before she punched your guts.
I see you're back to being sad huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773927
I dont mind it, also if i remember correctly we had a conversation about lillims, lascaite and why strong waifus a best.

>>16773930
Anon the only reason she picked be is probably because of a healing fetish.
Hell im sure 90% of our waifus did that, we are a broken people here, most of us are in suffering and anguish using escapism to run from the suffering that is our lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773941
Plus all the lurkers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773939
Yeah, you're right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773941
Don't worry. Most of 'em don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773943
That's not the only reason our waifus picked us. But you are definitely right, a lot of us are in need of healing, and our waifus are waiting in the other side of the portal with open arms. Waiting for us.

But don't worry, October draws near.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773943
Ah, so we did. Cheers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773571
I've had a story on the back burner for half a year now, but am afraid to post it because:

1. OC Lilim
2. Outside the hugbox
3. I can't write for length
4. I can't write dialogue
5. I suck at names

[Anonymous No.]

Anons, I love you all and wish I had the power to deliver you wrapped up to your waifus, but the sadness is beginning to depress me. Let's revel in our fantasies and forget the real world, rather than wallow in our misery. The waifus would want that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773953
Joke's on the waifus. I'm the one that has a healing fetish!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773955
Oh hi Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773961
Guess again

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773957
That's what we try to do everyday, man. And it working. Let's escape to our fantasy.

I love the desert kingdom, it's probably got such beautiful views.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773953
Nothing is going to happen in October. I, like most anons here, will simply remain alone. The same shall be true for the next year, the next after that, and so on until we inevitably die alone and unloved at an early age due to alcoholism and depression.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773965
Your lack of hope is saddening. But don't fret because you can still believe.

Believe it will happen and it will.

[Anonymous No.]

So anons, how would your waifu deal with drunk you?

Mine would be putting on a tsun front while I forcibly cuddled her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773957
That's the whole MO right now anon, just hold out till we go to the waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773954
I feel bad now, why the hell do i remember 90% of all these threads since i've been here from 2015?
>>16773953
>implying it'll ever happen.
They said 2017, they said many things, all of which were wrong.

>>16773571
My confession is I was the "lilims are SHIT!" poster this entire time, i dont even mean it they're actually pretty top tier but its a habit now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773967
It will never happen, we will never be happy, and our waifus aren't real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773967
It makes me sadder to think that there are people that actually believe.

>>16773970
I don't really drink all that much.

[Anonymous No.]

Staph.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773957
But being sad lets me know I'm still alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773975
So she wouldn't have to deal with you released from your inhibitions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773970
I don't really drink anon.
Now my waifu on the other hand gets really loud, loses what inhibitions she had and starts saying really embarrassing things about what we do in the bedroom.
On top of that, her accent becomes nigh incomprehensible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773975
At least the people who believe don't caterwaul every night about how much their life sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773970
I get hugs of reassurance and comfort on the sofa. I'm not sure if I want my daughteru to see me in that state.

But being hurried in a pile of kicking legs, yimpering and ear twitching would be heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773970
Lucky for her I don't drink!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773970
Laughing her ass off and parading me around the court like its the funniest thing ever. And probably trying to convince me to do humiliating things to entertain the residents/guards.
Of which I'd do. I'd get her back for it though, count on it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773964
I think I'd like the scenic city surrounded by lakes and forests, where we could find a balance ourselves and nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773973
>>16773974
Show me proof that says it won't happen.

Because it will. It has to happen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773955
The first step is to stop caring and just do it you fucking faggot. You shouldn't write to get a reaction out of the thread so much as you should write because you enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773979
Nope. Unless she is the one giving me drink, and I only down a lot of them with good meat.

>>16773981
Not true. I know it's not going to happen and I'm fine with life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773985
What race are your guards most made up of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773989
This. And i happen to like well written lilim OCs.

[Anonymous No.]

Would Liches be good therapists?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773981
As someone who is emotionally stable and quite happy with his life and just comes here because I like monster girls I have to say the depressed pity parties that sometimes occur in this thread never cease to confuse me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773987
As i have said many times anon, There is no happiness here, there is only depression. Don't worry, you get used to the pain and tiredness eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773970
She'd talk me into public sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773995
"Jiiiiiii...."

>>16774000
Please just let me think it's real. I've got myself in the delusion that it will happen and it's the only think that's keeping me going so please don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773997
I'm in the same boat, but I can understand where they're coming from to a degree. As long as it isn't always happening it's not too bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773980
What accent?


>>16773982
Oh KDF

>>16774001
Could be embarrassing.
What species?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773997
Misery loves company.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774006
>Oh KDF
But anon, I'm over here! >>16773983

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774005
Liches aren't Mantis'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773993
Imps, Arch-Imps, Hellhounds and Succubi, with the occasional Oni or Amazon. Mainly Hellhounds though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774006
RP English. She may have been born in America but her mother grew up in Britain after the portals opened.
It's usually understated and cute, but when she's drunk it gets absurdly thick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773970
Never been drunk

But me after a drink is considerably more sociable than me normally

I would make a Satyros pretty happy
I want to make a Satyros pretty happy

Oh God I'm crying again

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774006
>Oh KDF

Sorry, I forgot Daughterus*

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXAZ7LZsUy8

Would Ratatoskrs love twisting your words and publishing them? What do you think a Ratatoskr would publish about you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774011
Not even once in awhile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773994
Same here, but I said that because honestly after reading fucking idiots like Shoggocks, Bob, and even some other writers either whine about writing for the thread or feigning apathy to their own hubris has left me a bit callused to people coming up with flimsy excuses to write.

So either do it, or don't. Nobody will remember you if you let yourself lose to your own crippling self-doubt/ego.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774026
Okay, like once every two years and only if it's a whole family thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774023
Nah, I'd think they'd take the truth and publish it as is.
Mainly because lies won't help you get laid when it comes with unwilling contact with monstergirls. They won't be happy if she lies about your fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774029
Well said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774011
Then I've mistaken another daughteru fag for you.

>>16774016
>Cute British accent devolves into thick Cockney

Fantastic.

>>16774017
We all are.

>>16774019
Never forget the daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774038
I mean we're not though
Not everyone here is sad and crying and super depressed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774038
Funnily enough, her mega-bitch of a big sister is the same way. And instead of getting frisky like her little sister, she starts getting mopey and crying about how she keeps verbally abusing her secretary at the law firm because she can't just suck it up and tell him she likes him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773970
She'd attempt to shut me up from complaining and being depressed, or get embarrassed from all the complements i would give her before i passout.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774039
Now that you've talked about crying, it has been nearly 10 years since I last did it. I wonder if my tears are still there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774039
I'm not depressed. But sometimes I get sad and cry when I think about my waifu. But I make myself feel better by hugging a bunch of pillows and pretending it's her. Maybe softly whispering her name but that's enough of my autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774051
Oh?
And how's she going to do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774035
I mean I shouldn't care as much as I do but fuck me, if I have to read one more "I can't do X because of [ THE THREAD ]" I'm going to drop a fucking bullock

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774039
Trying to claim I'm depressed would be doing a disservice to people with actual depression, I'm just a miserable fuck with low self-esteem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774056
Cuddling, love, rape.

>>16774053
I cannot sleep unless i am hugging a pillow as big as my waifu. Its just something that is for some of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774067
It's just a tall waifu "problem". I have to stack them until they tower over me and then I can hug it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773970
iunno what im like when im drunk
my waifu would probably have to keep an eye on me in case im the depressive kind of drunk and try to kill myself
but considering in this situation my waifu is real she wouldn't have to worry

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>>16773995
She'd just tell you to kill yourself so she can have a body to experiment on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773571
I still sleep with stuffed animals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774081
Oh.

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>>16774023
Ratatoskrs make me want to bend them over a table and mount them from behind, their dangling legs unable to reach the ground.

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>>16774098
There needs to be a designated shortstack Monstergirl. Well, I guess Dorafs count. But a shortstack Ratatoskr would be heavenly.
Actually, I guess JubJubs are kinda shortstacks. Damn. those are godlike as well.

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>>16760559

Three days late but, fuck it. That actually makes them a lot better. I mean becoming an aristocrat is kind of lame, but if you could gain the abilities to become a hero or smith or something, that'd be cool.

I'll still stick with Inari though.

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>>16774106
Doraf's are shorstack incarnate.
I would love to take one to bed and cuddle her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774123
I want to come home to one and just casually walk up with my dick out for a perfect height paizuri

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774139
Well that certainly gives a more immediate answer to 'Would you like dinner, a bath, or me'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774148
>"Ah! Hello darling! Would you like dinner, a ba-oOOh! Me it is then~!"
Fuck man, why are shortstack lewdcutes the best?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16772852
>>KC answered my question on Enty
>>See it, come back here to share it
>>It was already posted
What question?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773970
She'd probably be drunker than me, the difference is her Russian vodka to my Kentucky Bourbon. She's a big girl, so nothing she can't handle. My pelvis on the other hand...

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>>16774152
Because they're short, loving wives that are quite literally built for sex.

Regardless, good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that the wife will always be waiting for you, more ready soemtimes than others.

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>>16774170
Nothing more unstoppable than a drunk waifu Jinko? who's craving the dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774192
>spoiler
yes, god yes.

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>>16774106

I would love a Ratatoskr in my life. We even have plenty of squirrels here, though there's one in particular that visits every day. It just sits in the tree branches and mocks my dogs. It finally woke up from its hibernation about a month ago, I missed the little faggot.

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>>16774200
Why do I want a big, buff, drunk jinko to fall asleep, curled on/around me while chuffing?

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>>16774207
>"Marnin' anon"
>Mornin, Ratatoskr.
>"Yer dogs are still faggots"
>You're still annoying
>"Fufu~"
Then you chat about how hibernation went for her and she chats about things she's been spying on. Sounds comfy.

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>>16774208
Because you, like me, want to be protected, and want things you can never have.

[Anonymous No.]

Humanboys deserve equal rights too! Muh sandy knees!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773302
Shog!

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>>16774229
I want to have a shog who plays cute little pranks on me that are actually extremely mundane and obvious but she laughs and says 'Got you, mastah!' after I "fall for them".

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>>16774216

Honestly, it's silly but that squirrel gives me a sense of peace. It's a new day, the world is still turning and the squirrel is still squeaking up a storm from its perch. It's comforting familiarity for someone with anxiety issues.

One day though, it'll stop coming. And on that day, I will mourn.

[Anonymous No.]

What's my penalty for wanting to be a Dark Mage's shotafied assistant boy-toy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16760420
I got a harem of large nice. Neet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774271
You get loved tenderly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774283
Well that doesn't sound so bad

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>>16774240
Ah the classic "squirrel scolding" sounds. Its believed one purpose is to alert a potential predator that its been spotted and thus an attack is unlikely to succeed, another purpose being to alert other squirrels to the potential predator. Regardless, it often sounds simply like the squirrel is up there cursing the target out.

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>>16774290
You say that, but when it's been five minutes drinking straight from one of her manatanks and you realize the flow isn't slowing down at all you may start fearing for your safety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774297
That's a lot of milk/mana
I'd do my best!

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone else here feel an undying urge to fuck their waifu's ass so hard her tits need to be held to keep them from being a hazard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774313
I don't know about fucking her that hard anon, but fucking her while she gropes her breasts does sound lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774315
I just want to see my Demon waifu's face as I cum inside her ass with the force of a fire hose.
Not the quantity though, that'd be insane.

[Anonymous No.]

Spiders in pantyhose.

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>>16774319
>Not the quantity though, that'd be insane.
Truly it would anon. Is your waifu that much of a buttslut though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774313
Well, her tits aren't big enough to be that much of a hazard, and anal is for faggots.
So no, can't say I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774313
No, she's too perfectly flat.

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>>16774320
How?

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>>16774321
She's a massive hedonist, so if she can get off on it she likes it.
Generally anything involving my dick and any of her holes within reason is something she can get off on.

>>16774324
Then why did you bother responding to my post?

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>>16774313
Strangely enough, I've been thinking about pressing her against a glass window while I penetrate her from behind.

I'm not really much of an ass person, but holding/being held from behind is a bit of a turn on. Not as big as leglocking, but it's pretty high up there.

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>>16774331
>spoiler
I feel you on that anon, my waifu would never admit it but she's like that too. She'd be more subtle in her reactions, but her eyes and tail would completely betray her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774330
Stunningly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774331
'Cause you asked?
Don't ask questions if ya don't want answers, muchacho.

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>>16774334
I don't know about pressing her up against a window while we fuck.
Call me jealous but I don't like the idea of anyone but me seeing her ahegao.

>>16774337
It's cute when monstergirls are coy anon. Seeing my waifu flick her spade tail around and bend it into a heart shape might just give me a heart attack.

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>>16774351
I said "anyone else".
That implies I'm asking for people who feel the same to speak up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774353
>It's cute when monstergirls are coy anon.
Most definitely! My waifu's tail isn't nearly as dexterous as that though, but at least her wagging makes up for it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774358
Why are girls with tails so cute? It's not fair.
She shouldn't be allowed to seduce me into going one more round by using her tail to form a heart around her ass with her spade pointing towards her pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774367
Oh man anon, that sounds heavenly. The look she must give you along with that even more so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774237
>Nooo Shog the old spicy keychain? How could you do this to your own master?!
[shoggoth smug grin multiplies]

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>>16774356
Oh, y'see, when I see "anyone else",
I just assume it means "anyone else".
As in "anyone else".
There's really not a lot of room for misinterpretation, here.

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>>16774376
>Those half lidded eyes with their faint green glow
>That smug catlike 3 smile.
>The lower lip bite causing her canines to show a bit.
>The way she sways her ass back and forth
It's not fair. That's practically cheating at seduction!

[Anonymous No.]

I love my sea paladin

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774367
>Your wolfu waifu will never wag her tail and use it to slap your butt

[Anonymous No.]

Minigirls are monstergirls, right?

https://exhentai.org/g/1044404/1305e24220/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774498
Only if they are fairies or dolls. She is neither.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774498
I don't know, but god damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774506
But she's got bunny ears and evertyhing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774498
Aww jeez, this is giving me ideas. Usually transformation is a big no for me but the thought of mini-fying my my waifu and/or daughteru and doing things like this to them sounds a little too nice to pass up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774543
I don't see much harm in something simple like this as long as it's temporary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774561
>as long as it's temporary.
Oh, absolutely anon. Their normal size is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw the only way I can get to sleep at night is by hoping that the next morning will be the one where I wake up next to my waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774608
Don't worry. If you keep believing, you'll wake up next to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773970
I can't say I've ever gotten drunk, because after a few drinks I get extremely tired and end up going to bed. I know. I'm weak

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Yuki-Onna to laugh at my bad jokes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774636
I want want a Lich to do a slight smile when I make bad puns.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what would be nice?
CC hinezumi

[Anonymous No.]

ded

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>>16770451
/k/ btfo

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>>16770486
>(Side note, the eagle at the top of the world tree that had a hawk sitting between its eyes that Ratatoskr interacted with was not named as being Hraesvelgr in the original mythos, this is an assumption and possibly mistake by KC)
Blame Final Fantasy for creating a distinct association between Hraesvelgr, Nidhoggr and Ratatoskr.

That said hope he does MG takes on Hraesvelgr and Nidhoggr soon.

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>>16774815
>>16774820
Going through yesterdays post now anon? You know you don't have to respond to them.

I'm still slightly mad that he made it so that strong moster girls can deflect bullets but I don't know what I expected from KC.

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>>16774846
MGE is a fantasy world. Guns in fantasy worlds tend to just be "alternate ranged combat style."
Thems the breaks.

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>>16772871
>KC confirmed in the Enty comments that Dragon Zombies DO keep their high intelligence.
I knew it was the enty where he confirmed this. Suck it fucks, the bubbly goofy husband obsessed personality in the presence of her hubby and the intelligent ferocity when he is absent is canon.

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>>16774876
>KC confirmed in the Enty comments that Dragon Zombies DO keep their high intelligence.

This gives me an idea.

>Anon has crush on bitchy dragon classmate
>Ask bitch dragon out and gets rejected to the other side of the galaxy
>Sadly bitch dragon dies due to an accident
>Few days later you hear a knocking on your door
>Its bitch dragon
>She got turned to a zombie dragon for some shit reason
>And now she needs your dick
>cue shenanigans

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>>16774902
Not sure why that gave you an idea considering she doesn't need intelligence to act like that. Or do you mean there's that spark of bitchiness still remaining only when it comes to you all the edge is taken out.

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>>16774907

Well the green text is incomplete and is rush. Basically you are shocked that she is still alive and in good condition since hers skin color is the only thing that has changed. She acts all tsun tsun on you and saying thing like after got brought back to life she decided to give you a second chance. Turns out you are the only one to ask her out and stuff. She starts to rush your date and you soon find out that need your "spirit energy". Then the fucking happens.

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>>16774935
>She acts all tsun tsun on you and saying thing like after got brought back to life she decided to give you a second chance
I don't feel like that's how it would work though. In keeping with what we know from the profile and KC's comments, it really seems like the epiphany would happen as she dies. At returning, there would be no tsun, because she'd have resolved herself to devote herself entirely to her heart, love and lust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774846
I was distracted the last couple days helping setup a birthday. Skimmd through the thread for HD Ratatoskr, couldn't help throwing out a couple posts in the process.

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>>16774876
>That one greentext that came out the day after Dragon-Zombie was translated
>DZ and Hubby get invited to a high-undead-society party
>Husband excuses himself for a moment
>Bubbly-Hubby-Obsessed DZ goes stonefaced and threatens every snide cunt in the room who'd been snarking about them under their breath
>Goes right back to clinging happily to her husband the second he comes back into the room
Was a fun read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774952
That headcanon is absolutely adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774952
Sounds nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774965
It's easily one of the better threadcanons. Like Awawawendigos

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774969
That's very true.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like Kc could have done a lewder job with the Wendigo profile. With the sheer size of her husband he should be shoving a cock the size of her torso into her. The large stream of cum is nice, but a distended stomach would have been top tier.

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>>16774976
Go away, Sparrow.

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>>16774976
I mean, you're not wrong per-se, but we're here for Monster Girls.

Most people are already distracted enough by the mere implication of monster boys, nevermind the outright depiction in the Chaos Girl profiles. No need to go any more over than that.

The lack of any fanart depicting what you describe though, is a tad disappointing.
But we here like our Awawawendigos.

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>>16774984
Uh, who?

>>16774987
Yeah but he obviously tried so hard to focus on the monsterboy aspect.

It's the only profile where we see a girl actually getting fucked. Flayer was like a weak prelude, but that's obviously what he was going for. The whole "Oooh, what's inside the cloak, spooky". But he only put in 95%. Coulda gone 100% if he was already going the distance.

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>>16774984
Has sparrow ever done MGE art?
I feel like it wouldn't be to much of a stretch.

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>>16775030
>Stretch
Please go Charon, its too early for this kinda thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774976
>Kc could have done a lewder job with the Wendigo profile
All profile pictures are supposed to be SFW and can't be too lewd. They don't even show nipples

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775053
A bulge on the stomach isn't NSFW

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>>16775065
Bulge on the stomach means there is dick in her, which is sex

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>>16775072
It's already obvious there's a dick in her by the cum. Thing is if there's no dick shown but only signs of one, it's not NSFW

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775086
Dunno it may as well be aftersex, there is no dick in her so all cum is leaking out

[Anonymous No.]

>always thought Beelzebubs sounded good
>just killed more than 20 flies and that's just the ones that were in my room
Beelzebubs are now officially my least favourite monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775108
>Imypling he didn't just cum so much it's being pushed back out

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>>16773970
She would probably be disappointed it takes so little to get me drunk, she's a big girl and can handle her drink well.

Chances are she would wrap me in her wings with the excuse that it's to stop me from doing anything stupid but smile a bit when I'm not looking.

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>>16775133
That's also possible but my point is that w/o bulge it left vague whether or not they are having sex so it's sfw. Bulge will make it obvious sex and be nfsw

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773970
I wouldn't be hard to deal with. I just get tired and really happy when I'm drunk.
She would just put my head in her lap and stroke it for a while and I would fall asleep shortly after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775172
I always thought it didn't matter what was actually happening as long as you didn't see and dicks, nips or twats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16774876
Oh that's good. I did like to imagine a Dragon Zombie's simplicity that made her cute but atleast I have to smart girls to look up to now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775119
I started to use bait for those damn flies. Got five with one strike the other day.

Beelzes would definitely have something against me.

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>>16773970
I get more talkative/explanatory and touchy-feely. More I drink, more I loose the reservedness. She might take advance of it and enjoy me expressing my feeling towards her more openly. Or annoyed how I keep leaning into her and never shutting up. Hopefully she nurses me the morning after. Unless is she even more shitfaced.

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>>16775119
Well I mean, Hellhounds don't sound like the nicest animals to be around.

But I'd still invite one around for a cup of tea with my family. You can't let real life soil your image of pure monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775247
More likely they'd be happy you got rid of some competition. Fly monsters aren't animal flies after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775305
>Thanks anon, those flies were eating up my delicious food piles
>Here, let me give you a blowjob to thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775305
>>16775316
No! I'd slap them with my slippers if they tried anything funny after I killed so many flies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775319
Beezlebubs are for cuddles. Not smacks.

[Anonymous No.]

You know those rolling thins at the gym you grab by the handles and then roll down until you're flat and then back until you're on your knees? Those are the ultimate stomach-back training devices. Which girls would look the best using them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775346
Beezlebubs are for light slipper slaps during blowjobs.

[Anonymous No.]

I still want Baphomet, Dragon, Lilim, and Pharaoh Onee sans to wake me up with an hour of morning 69 paizuri and sex in the lotus position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775360
I-I've never been to a gym.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773571
I can no longer feel the magic in these threads

I can no longer enjoy all the roleplaying and storytelling that people do here

I can't picture myself being with my waifu anymore, imagination has lost its place inside of me

Everything just feels so distant

I have lost the motivation to practice drawing, as well as the creativity and whatever skill that I had developed with it

Everytime I go to these threads, I just browse through and save any images that aren't yet in my folder

I've forgotten the joy of daydreaming, of feeling that warmth when you see the smile of your waifu

The love I feel for my waifu withers, and with it interest I have with monster girls

I've lost the fun of participating in these threads

What used to be the one place I could find happiness is now but a stranger to me

Like that emptiness you feel when you wake up from a dream

Like looking at world, void of all color

I want to feel alive again

I want my waifu back

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775360
A brown girl, probably an Anubis with lightly toned abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775365
Seems a bit mean but if she's into it then go right ahead.

>>16775366
Quite the harem anon. Especially with how powerful and cock hungry your onee sans are. How are you even supposed to go through the day?

But still, those onee sans love their Otouto!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775377
>I want my waifu back
Would you sell your soul for her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775360
A wolf girl with good abs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775372
You should, it's pretty sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775377
Is this Salamander fag?

Just don't give up man. Seriously, you will bounce back and I know you will. Because I've felt the same as you do, but by giving up you're not helping yourself. You need to do it, do it for your waifu.

I'd suggest writing a story or drawing some art of her. Because although you may be loosing interest in the threads, you should never give up on your waifu. I think maybe your loosing interest in the thread is the reason you're loosing interest in your waifu. Please man, just don't give up.

You know what makes me feel better? Talking about my waifu. So I'll ask you anon, who's your waifu and what is she like?

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>>16775398
I should. But I'm lazy and don't have the ambition to.

I want to DO IT FOR HER. I really need my waifu to help me, I want her to drag me from bed to so exercises and such. I want her help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775411
Exercise feels so good you won't need help once you get started.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775414
I should. I really should.

It's just the stupid "being scared of judgement" shit aswell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775425
All those fat fucks in there won't judge you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775429
Maybe I will start going to the gym, I just need to get off my ass. And besides, October is close and I'm going to need to look good for my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775445
DO IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775453
FOR HER

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775391
My soul, the world, anything to bring back the warmth I once felt

>>16775402
A cheshire, I haven't put much thought to what her personality is because she was the easiest to draw and where I saw any form of improvement, and that all I've thought about was to feel her warm, fluffy paws and cuddle together all day

There might have been something more in the past, but most of it I've probably forgotten now, it amazes me how waifufags can still feel warmth from their waifus to this day

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775425
Ask any gym goer and you'll hear the same thing: They're genuinely happy to see overweight and out-of-shape people there because that person is working hard to better themselves. You're all there for the same reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775475
I think I've seen your brief paste bin on her before man.

>all I've thought about was to feel her warm, fluffy paws and cuddle together all day

That's understandable, wanting to feel the safe embrace of your waifu while imagining her paws wrapped around you is a good thing. It shows you love her, and if you love her, she loves you. When you start to loose interest, that original warmth begins to fade. And why have freezing cold loneliness when you can have a warm feeling inside of hugging your waifu? Just imagine, the morning sun though the windows as you cuddle your waifu with a warm blanket over you. I bet her sleeping face is cute isn't it? Her arms are wrapped around you and she's just a inches from your face.

Imagine that warm feeling you'd get inside. That feeling where you'd just want to bury your face under hers and accept that embrace. Because the more you think about moments like that, the better it will be when you finally get to see her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775476
>Ask any gym goer and you'll hear the same thing: They're genuinely happy to see overweight and out-of-shape people there
Lel

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775509
I mean normal people who go to gyms, not /fit/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775383
I would do my best every day as a powerslut to satisfy my Oneesans! Even if I only had a few hours a day to relax as a result. With great power comes the burden of leadership, and I would help ease it. With my heart, soul, and body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775476
Not really into getting myself to look like a Pillarman. But loosing some chub would be fucking great and generally improving my figure.

When in get some money together I'll buy a membership.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775425
obviously don't answer that you lift for your waifu when they ask you why you want to exercise, and you won't be judged

kidding aside, no one judges you in the gym because everyone's busy doing their own thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775346
No. They are extremelly annoying and I would slap them with a kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775525
>Not really into getting myself to look like a Pillarman
One does not simply awaken one's masters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775524
As the ultimate Otouto you'd have a lot of responsibility anon. Tell me, who else is going to have to sit on all their laps?

I know you can handle it, with dedication like that it's possible. Just remember to all of them with all your heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775366
>baphomet onee-san
Not again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775533
How do you slap a Beezlebub with a Kiki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775542
Do not bully the rare bapho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775532
Thanks for clearing it up man. Had quite a few misconceptions about the gym.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775546
The baphomet doesn't deserve to be bullied, the one who wants a tall one with tits rather than going for a Satyros does though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775545
You pick your Kiki up and and then wave her arm around like a wet noodle, hitting the beelzebub and making her shoo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775566
Dose this confuse the Kiki or cause her "Must protect mastah from sluts" instinct to kick in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775563
He only cares about power and drunk goat isn't strong.

>>16775569
Confuse, but her cleaning instincts come in and she knows what must be done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775569
It depends, if she's a little Kiki she might think it's a fung game but if you're picking up a mature MILFy Kiki and flopping her arms about like a loony you're gonna have a different reaction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775578
Yep, I was talking more about a teen kiki, but a big one would hit my face with her titis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775397
Wolf girl and are the best kind of abs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775577
>He only cares about power and drunk goat isn't strong.
A Satyros who got strong through training is much more likely than an adult Baphomet though.

Remember that even a short baphomet with tits is rare and that would be one rare mutation, it would take two very rare mutations to get a tall one with big tits. It would also have to completely overturn their very gimmick of wanting onii-chans, there's deviating from the profile and there's shitting on the profile, putting it in a blender and distorting it till there's nothing left of the original.
At that point it's a completely different goat monster with the name Baphomet slapped on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775583
I wonder if tit-based kung-fu is a legitimate martial art among busty MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775601
Fertile abs.

Wolfus a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775612
Teat-kune do?

[Anonymous No.]

Dragon maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775608
Well it's weird power fantasy with a bunch of rare monsters. Even in MGE he wouldn't be able to get it.

Let the man dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16773373
>We have an incredibly cozy and fun community, and should work on keeping it that way.
Holy fucking PFFHAHAHA
Shit nigga, that was a good one. Suddenly dropping this gem in the end of that wall fucking did it to me. 10/10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775612
There is probably something like keijo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775641
He can dream but he doesn't need to post it every thread in recent days without being asked.

[Anonymous No.]

I should go jogging. Tell me about running girls to motivate me.
Especially stories where a guy is sharing a water-bottle with a Salamander are welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775659
How about genki wolfus?

>"Come on anon! Round of the block one more time!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775366
Shouldn't you be dead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16775659
Sallies are very nasty jogging creatures. The more you jog with her the hotter her flames get, thus making you have to cool down. That's where she goes ahead and takes a drink, offering you some.
Sweat and saliva, the exchange of DE and SE makes training even better and more lusty.

And funny thing, I just finished my session.

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Would you find it lewd or weird if a Kikimora was sniffing your clothes?

For a shoggoth you just wouldn't notice.

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>>16775680
>I just finished my session
Boy I sure do love that feeling of having finished with it.

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>>16775684
I'd love to walk in on a Shog doing weird yandere like stuff to my possessions, like putting them inside herself and just vibrating/trembling with joy at mastah's sock becoming one with her.

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>>16775686
Yeah, it feels pretty nice having that good hurting. Even better that coldish weather is here now.

>>16775684
>Sniffing herself
Weird shogg.

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>>16775684
I'd let her sniff my underwear while I'm still wearing them. Sniffing is hot.

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>>16775696
Who knew something so strange would be so cute?

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>>16775684
Can a shoggoth even smell or taste?

>>16775696
This turns me on for some reason, and I don't know why

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>>16775686
>>16775698

Workout tired is the best tired. Even if it's just from walking.

The worst is the kind of tired you get because you slept too much, which just made you more tired for some reason. Feels fucking terrible.

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>>16775711

Even if it's just from walking, instead of jogging.*

I didn't mean to imply walking = jogging.

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>>16775706
>>16775709
You may not know exactly what's going on, but you know it has to do with her loving you, and it looks like whatever it is she's absolutely ecstatic by it. I'd say that's plenty of reason to like it.
I'd leave out extra little things for her to do it with if I found out she was. Would be cute/strange to come home one day and see all of the furniture and silverware and such vibrating because she's off in some room absorbing my boxers and can't contain her collective self from trembling.

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>>16775711
Agreed. Tired from working is only good when you plop down on the bed and tired from exercising feels satisfying.

Like I've said before, doing it with a monster would be even better because there would be essence exchange.

>A winged monster like a dragon will never flap her wings to cool me down with wind
I want her.

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>>16775717
I would love to turn the tables on a normally in-control Shoggoth maid by sneaking up behind her while she's masturbating and reaching around to molest her. I wonder how she would react.

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>>16775659
>Especially stories where a guy is sharing a water-bottle with a Salamander are welcome.
Mind if I use this idea for a story?

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>>16775733
I just asked you to.

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>>16775733
Would be quite nice to see. That idea even got a doodle from latenight.

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>>16775736
I know, I just wasn't sure if you wanted a quick greentext, or would be alright with a longer story. I'll try and pound one out later today.

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>>16775542
Why do you hate my waifu so?

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>>16775749
Make me proud.

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>>16775753
Because she's not a Baphomet >>16775608

Also not a waifu if you have a harem.

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>>16775670
Why?

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How do you teach your daughter to rape her childhood friend without her raping you instead?

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>>16775791
I would't need to do that. Her mother would have monster talk with her.

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>>16775791
But my fantasy is an adoptive daughteru raping me and becoming a waifu over time.

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>>16775791
This >>16775804

Id let my waifu have that talk with her. Besides, my waifu can give her tips and advice on domming her childhood friend. Hell she even might offer my daughteru a training gag to put on him.

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>>16775791
Lock them both in one room, her instincts will do the rest.

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>>16775791
But anon, my daughteru already belongs to me!

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>>16775759
But I want a Bapho Onee san that can switch between a DFC mode and a sultry busty mode. Magic can surely do these things. And a harem is a collection of waifus anon.

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>>16775791
Zombie Dragon daughterus probably don't need much of a push. Just hope the poor boys parents understand

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>>16775849
With that kind of stamina and breathe. They're going to need to buy him a new bed and install filters in his room.

[Anonymous No.]

Assuming that monstergirls absorb spirit energy at the exact same rate no matter where it goes on their body, where would your waifu most like you to put it?

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>>16775865
I'd say obligatory vagina. But waking up to a blowjob every morning would be the life.

That's vagina in the afternoon and blowjob in the morning

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>>16775865
Her pussy.

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>>16775865
Every hole preferably all at once

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>>16775768
Think I heard your life being pretty miserable or smth.

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>>16775865
I don't know anon, we'd probably keep using whichever hole sounds nice at the time. Each one gives a different sensation for both parties involved and even if the spirit energy absorption was the same everywhere we'd still keep the variety.

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>>16775844
But Baphomets despise tits so much that they would even hate their own kind for having one, a Baphomet would probably think you were the lowest piece of shit imaginable for wanting her to use her magic for such a thing.

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>>16775928
Maybe she's just got a really hardcore degradation fetish.

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>>16775924
This.

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>>16775936
>Baphomet who gets off on the idea that her husband would still love her even if she grew disgusting breasts

I can see it being a thing

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>>16775856
>"What in the world is all that noise upstairs?"
>"Oh that's just Billy and his new little girlfriend. They get so rowdy playing with each other!"
>Meanwhile Billy is already halfway to Incubization by age 10

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>>16775955
I wonder if Zombie Dragons look like they have special needs because they're drooling all the time.

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>>16775965
This, same with Jubjubs. They'd make a mess wherever they go.

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>>16775936
The amount of excuses you're making just to try and make the impossible seem possible is reaching ridiculous levels.

Just pick a monster girl who suits it rather than trying to twist a girl into something she's not to satisfy your power craving, there's dozens of strong girls with tits who fit it better and you obviously don't deserve a baphomet to start with.

Really, what's wrong with a strong satyros?

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>>16775659
>>16775749
Well I'm back from my jog, where's my story?

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>>16775965
My Dolly would probably look like that, but I think it makes her just the cutest thing in the world. I'd love to just stare into her blank, slack mouth face for hours at a time knowing she's just content and happy!

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>>16775974
Calm down you angry little wanker, I'm not even that guy. It was just a shitpost.

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>>16775990
Behind that big goofy smile lays the happiest mind in pure bliss.

That's why I love Zombie Dragons!

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>>16775965
They look worse than wurms. It would be quite the shock if you start asking her questions and she revealed her intelligence.

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>>16776002
I want to go a to a strip-club with a Wurm pole-dancing in nothing but a propeller-hat!

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>>16775995
You sound rather angry for someone telling people to talk down, wanker.

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>>16776013
Not angry, no. Just a little incredulous.

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>>16776000
Agreed! There's nothing quite like knowing how much a wonderful girl like that depends on you.
I know KC flubbed around saying they were somehow still intelligent, but I choose to believe my waifu is still blissfully simple minded and free from that kind of unnecessary burden. No one gets to say how smart my Dolly is but me!

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>>16776031
For me I like to imagine my Dragon Zombie is simple yet intelligent. Like always being in bliss and having a simple mind set but still being intelligent.

I've got someone who will give me big goofy cuddles and be there to teach me things.

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>>16776031
>I know KC flubbed around saying they were somehow still intelligent

Don't worry, they are unable to use their intelligence for anything other than sex
It was just KC's convoluted way of saying that they might be happy, goofy idiots but they are goddesses at sex regardless

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>>16776031
Dolly is a cute and simple name. I think it fits her well.

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>>16776048
That sounds just swell too. Comfy!
>>16776049
Good, that's how I always thought it was too. She's the happiest goofiest and most lovingly idiotic sex goddess of them all!
>>16776052
Thanks! I think it suits her perfectly too.

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>>16776024
He needs his harem one way or the other. Even if that means flaying a bapho and pumping her with body enhancing drugs.

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>>16776068
>She's the happiest goofiest and most lovingly idiotic sex goddess of them all!

It's what makes em the best! Your Dolly sounds lovely, anon.

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>>16776024
Tell the power slut to stop posting his "I want to x with my harem!" shit without being asked then, he got called out by a few people last time and didn't learn his lesson. Or did, he posted it in spoilers because he knew he'd get called a faggot again.

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>>16776088
I'm ecstatic other people think so! I'll have her on my mind my whole day now!

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Just remember anons: come October the girls may be too shy to openly show themselves, so you should prepare for that eventuality by learning to attract 2-D creatures.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDsgkRW2hDA

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>>16776095
He used to post before and I've never seen people shit on him. His posts always are spoilered too.

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>>16776103
That's a big responsibility
How will you handle the remnant of her previous life such as her old hoard and her dusty lonely lair?

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>>16776105
>by learning to attract 2-D creatures.

How do I do that?

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>>16776111
He never got called it for it before because it was still new, the frequency of it has got higher though and he's reaching KDF levels of attention whoring, the onee-bapho bullshit doesn't help matters either but he needs to dial it down.

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>>16776115
Not him. But I'd suggest keeping it around, its what'd I'd do.

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>>16776117
I just gave you a link, dammit.

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>>16776049
>>16776031
It's kinda funny too, even if they are like special-level unintelligent they're probably one of the most impervious races in the book
I can see your Dolly getting pelted by arrows and magic from afar and not even registering them just bouncing off her as she frolics about picking dandelions to give her hubby

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>>16776127
Yeah. Dragons are really resistant already and even if going soft weakens her defense a bit I doubt she would even feel it too much, plus she probably has that regen going.

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>>16776115
Well we'd stay on the mountain where her lair was but make a new fresh lair so she can be distant from it. Being reminded of the bad times and her old life, especially her hoard and how much sorrow it brought her in her final days, is really traumatic for her. I'd make sure she doesn't have to be reminded of something like that. I'd spend most of it to let us live a life in comfort for a good long while, or to bribe nearby townsfolk to allow us to remain unperturbed.
I wouldn't let anyone remind her of those bad times again. Not even as punishment, Ive come to realize. And if anyone tries, they have to answer to both of us. And Dolly really doesn't like when someone makes me angry, so usually the problem would go away really fast.
>>16776127
That's adorable!

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>>16776149
You really think it would remind a Zombie Dragon of traumatic times? That's sad to think about.

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>>16776127
Man, it must be really hard to anger a Dragon Zombie but if you manage to then you will witness a holocaust of (un)death and fury

>>16776149
Good to see you have a solid grasp on the situation, try to avoid contact with living Dragons too, some of them can be true bitches

>>16776153
I'd bet most Dragon Zombies would have their mind way too rotten to remember about their past lives
Maybe if you tried really hard they could have a small feeling of deja vu around their hoard but that's about it

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>>16776153
The Old dragon that Dolly came from had a traumatic last few weeks of life. Surrounded by an impressive hoard that she'd gathered over thousands of years and coming to the ultimate conclusion that it was all worthless and that she'd wasted her life. It was only through her sheer will for a second chance and to do things right that Dolly was reborn from her upon death, but when she awoke she was still surrounded by 'the bad things' that she didn't understand but made her feel intensely frightened and hysterically sad. Then I found her and helped bring her away from all that and she became my Dolly!
That's why we keep nothing golden or too shiny.

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>>16776175
I wouldn't want her to forget about the important things. That hoard would've brung her great happiness and I wouldn't want her to forget that.

I'd try my absolute hardest to get her to remember it, to have some interest in it.

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>>16776149
How was Dolly before she died?

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>>16776181
That's sad anon and it's good that you wouldn't keep any of her hoard around for those reasons.

No Dragon Zombie deserves to feel sad.

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>>16776119
>Reaching KDF levels
Me making a single post every other day in a thread with thousands of posts is that upsetting to you? Jesus Christ anon. Let a man dream.

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>>16776181
>Someone tries to pay you in gold
>Dolly: "No, no, Bad Thing! Bad Thing!"
Jesus Christ my fucking heart. You take care of that girl, alright?

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>>16773571
I get sad when I see other people's waifus and commissions of them. Makes me jealous and I worry if I'm not doing enough for mine. And I feel the same when I see how much creativity and development people put into their waifus.

I know it's stupid.

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>>16776194
She wasn't Dolly, for one. There was an old, neurotic miser of a red dragon who had an almost OCD like personality. Over planning, devoted to the smallest details, every effort expended for a percentage increase of income.
>>16776195
Not on my watch!
>>16776201
Oh the townspeople know not to do that even in private. I will!

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>>16776215
Do it for her. But really, commissioning stuff isn't needed to show that you love her.

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>>16776185
It must be fun to study your Dragon Zombie wife's previous life in order to make her remember it and make sure she cherishes those memory

>>16776181
>>16776201
So cute, simple minded girls all deserve a kind husband for when they get scared

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>>16776197
Have less shit dreams, post them in less obnoxious ways and stop abusing the spoiler function then. I say it's reaching KDF levels but I honestly think he's less of a faggot right now.

There was also a post in this very thread about the same thing that caused a minor shitstorm, learn when to let it rest.

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>>16776239
Bummer, man.

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>>16776233
Thanks anon, I know it's not the only way to show love to her. But I feel like I've underdeveloped her, especially when I see how developed everyone else's is and how happy they are with them. I just can't see myself with my waifu and it hurts because I love her.

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>>16776228
She sounded like a cute, too bad she died. At least she's happy now cuddling the only thin that matters.

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>>16776234
>It must be fun to study your Dragon Zombie wife's previous life in order to make her remember it and make sure she cherishes those memory

It sure will be! Although I'm getting a case of the feels just thinking about it, I wouldn't want her to let go. It would hurt me too much to see that. It would just make me melt into a pool of warmth to see her playing around in her hoard and showing some interest in it. Maybe trying on all the jewellery and such.

Although considering I'd live in he city with her, I'm not sure where we'd put the hoard.

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>>16776259
You know what you need? Waifu talk with your waifu. Just imagine yourself asking some question to her or think about the moment you met her until now and maybe the future..

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>>16776264
I think she's much cuter now and much, much happier. Though I know a lot of people here like the more traditional greedy dragons, so that's fine for them too.
But she's happy as could ever be now, and that's what's important.

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>>16776287
I probably should do that, it's just so hard to imagine when she's not here with me.

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>>16776274
Can you imagine how happy she'd be if you complimented her on how great she looks with some jewelry on?
She'd get a Dorome-level goofy smile

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>>16776274
Even though mine obviously wouldn't, the image of yours doing that does sound adorable. She'd be having quite a time!

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>>16776319
It would be just so perfect. She'd probably pounce on me and shower me with hugs and cuddle sex. Hopefully it would encourage her to be more interested. I know I could make it work with dedication and the help of my Wock.

I know it sounds stupid wanting a Dragon Zombie to be interested in her hoard but the first time I read about her ditching the hoard once she dies I felt really emotionally sad to imagine that.

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>>16776337
Seeing happy playful Zombie Dragons is what life is all about.

It's why the image of Zombie Dragons playing in parks and at school with kids sounds so cute to me.

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>>16776342
I don't think wocks care that much about hoards either.

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>>16776363
Kinda funny how of all the dragons to land on he got the two least interested in hordes.

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>>16776342
With enough time and dedication she might even pick up the habit of building her hoard again she might fill it with your used clothing, drawings of you and other items that reminds her of you

>>16776360
I'd love to see a Dragon Zombie and a young Lizardman play fighting together

Be careful not to let her hang out with the kids too much though or it will trigger her motherly instincts be confused about why her womb is aching so much

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>>16776363
Yeah that's not a problem. But I think I'd just like my Wocker to help me with my Zombie Dragon's hoard. And who knows? Maybe my Wock will like some of the beautiful things in the hoard, just because they make her look so appealing to her Otouto. Especially if she knew she'd get gentle loving lotus if she helped.

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>>16776376
>spoiler

Muh heart. That's what I'd dream of seeing.

>I'd love to see a Dragon Zombie and a young Lizardman play fighting together

I can just imagine my Dragon Zombie indirectly helping her train is so cute.

>Be careful not to let her hang out with the kids too much though or it will trigger her motherly instincts be confused about why her womb is aching so much

But that's exactly what I want!

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>>16776376
>ZD doesn't know how to put into words that her womb aches for children
>keeps patting her tummy and pointing to it with confused whimpering
>catches on that the aching goes away for a while when her husband cums deep inside her
>gets even more rapey as a result and keeps forcing herself on her husband for quickies throughout the day

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>>16776420
My goal is to make my Zombie Dragon a Mommy!

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>>16774859
There are ways of balancing guns in a fantasy setting without going full retard.

[Anonymous No.]

So seeing as we are at image limit and mods have, numerous times, said we can make new threads at the limit, why has one not been made yet?

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>>16776441
We're just chilling I guess?

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>>16776449
So you're just being lazyband waiting for the Kikis to do everything?

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>>16776441
I dunno, it's annoyingly how slow /jp/ is being.

But I like comfy talk. I get to talk about my onee sans and that's always nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16776453
Fine, I'll make one.

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>>16776465
Why not sooner though?

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>>16776453
>>16776465
I have to ask;
Why the hell do we need images to hold a discussion, exactly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16776457
I wanna see your Dragon Zombie and the other guy's meeting each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>16776472
Images spark discussions and don't make the thread feel stagnant when it's just one block of text after a while.

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>>16776476
>other guy
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16776476
I sense some intense games of paddy cake incoming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16776470
Why didn't you?

[Anonymous No.]

Are Dragon Zombies tall girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16776476
It'd be cute to see Dragon Zombies interact with each other, they'd probably get the husbands involved within minutes but those first few moment would be heartmeltingly cute

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>>16776489
The one who's waifu doesn't like her horde and is especially simple minded

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>>16776494
I was gonna say the exact same thing! Dolly would be so shocked in a good way to find someone else so good at it like your Onee-san.

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>>16776497
I'm sure it varies, but that's how I imagine mine being.

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>>16776497
Dragons are big girls so it would only make sense for Dragon Zombies to be big too

The thought of ashortstack Dragon living a sad, lonely life until she dies all alone is just too much
If someone ever meets a shortstack Dragon Zombie he better make up for her whole entire previous life and then some