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Saw this on 2ch, whats your ideal waifu

>> No.16734164

>>16734152
C

>> No.16734171

They're all too pale, fat, and generally gross.

>> No.16734185

>>16734152
H

>> No.16734190

B

>> No.16734196

>>16734152
H>C>E

>> No.16734202
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16734202

Fucking cow tits, all of em.

>> No.16734203

>>16734164
>>16734185
>>16734190
Glasses fetish?
2ch poster said C is popular with otaku

>> No.16734214

>>16734203
Nah I just love huge tits.

>> No.16734220

>>16734152
I could see my self with most of them except E or F. J would need a bit longer hair and I am not sure about K.

>> No.16734227

>>16734203
I just noticed all of them have glasses.

Glass aren't bad but I just really like H's body type.

>> No.16734238

>>16734214
>>16734220
>>16734227
fair enough

Apparently C B I are the most popular on 2chan
Probably those 3 r the closest to Asian teachers

>> No.16734239
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16734239

B - Biggest, saggiest tits.

>> No.16734242

>>16734203
For me, it's because she was slim. All of these girls are thicker than I prefer, but C looks very balanced overall. Her face was also sexy.

Glasses were not a factor, because they're all wearing glasses.

>> No.16734246

B>I>A>G>H>C>D>L>F>J>E>K

>> No.16734250

The one that doesn't post /e/ images on /jp/

>> No.16734257 [DELETED] 

>>16734152
Don't mind me, just showing up to remind you that "waifu" does not mean "girl".
Thank you.

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>>16734152
>no lolis

I can't fap to this shit.

>> No.16734266 [DELETED] 

>>16734257
did you just assume their genders?

>> No.16734268

>>16734250
I don't think you know what ecchi is, you dumb nigger.

>> No.16734287

>>16734260
The artist is a westerner or westaboo and can't draw lolis.

>> No.16734291 [DELETED] 

>>16734257
Neither does "loli", but that doesn't stop /jp/ or japs.

>> No.16734321

>>16734238
Link to 2ch thread?

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16734328

>>16734239
My man. It's a tie between B and F for me. G, I and L are also acceptable.

>> No.16734337

>>16734287
阿川 椋
Japanese but seems to know English

>>16734321
archive link
http://blog.livedoor.jp/dailykinniku/archives/19036203.html

>> No.16734356

>>16734337
Thanks. They like to bully 童貞 .

>> No.16734357

>>16734337
Having a kanji name doesn't make you Japanese, but besides that, they seem to mostly be into western stuff. http://agawa.info/

>> No.16734416

>>16734357
well his twitter is in Japanese

>>16734356
more like 童貞 bully 童貞

>> No.16734462

>>16734152
No lolis?

>> No.16734468

B or I, christ I love tiddies and glasses

>> No.16734479

>>16734152
None
Probably I'm becoming gay

>> No.16734481

>>16734152
E, if I had to choose. I'm not really into glasses.

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16734485

I can't fap to this. It was drawn by a filthy westerner.

>> No.16734490

Depends how tall E actually is. If shorter than me, I pick E.

>> No.16734496

>>16734490
>being too insecure to fuck someone taller than you
manlet detected

>> No.16734507

>>16734496
Good thing that's a problem I'll never have in real life.

>> No.16734521

>>16734496
Who are you quoting?

>> No.16734533

>>16734152
Is this about body types or glasses?

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>> No.16734540

Please, PLEASE spend time on /jp/ before creating threads or posts here. This is not /a/.

>> No.16734568

>>16734540
Wrong. This is a subdomain of /a/. We kicked all our undesirable general threads here.

>> No.16734595
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B I G

Having trouble deciding between those three, but I'm leaning toward G.

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16734598

There are many opinions, but mine is the correct one.

>> No.16734602

>>16734152
This legitimately looks like some tumblr shit minus the weird ass red noses.

>> No.16734608

>>16734540
Honestly, it's pointless to debate about what belongs on /jp/ other than Touhou and Japanese stuff. This whole board was created just to contain shit. What /jp/ should actually be was an afterthought, if that, to moot, and hiro has yet to address it. You can post until you're blue in the face but the truth is nobody knows what /jp/ is for other than the aforementioned stuff. If you have a problem with that go beg on /qa/.

If anything I welcome these kinds of threads. I love touhou but it's nice to see something else get posted on the jay other than that and generals.

>> No.16734619

>>16734602
I agree with you, but why is that? The line weight?

Somehow western anime is really easy to spot.

>> No.16734646

>>16734619
>>16734602
WRONG.

https://twitter.com/ryoagawa

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>>16734152
>Saw this on 2ch
>saw
>2ch

>> No.16734653

>>16734646
Plenty of weebs like Doxy tweet in Japanese.

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16734710

>>16734152
cows aren't allowed on my farm

>> No.16734715

L

>> No.16734726

>>16734710
Yeah, anyone who likes F should kill themselves.

>> No.16734751

>>16734152
H, nothing beats twin braids and glasses.

>> No.16734774

>>16734328
>Yukari with twintails

You ain't getting younger even if you change hairstyles old hag.

>> No.16734777

>>16734152
Maybe L because of the hair, otherwise they're all pig disgusting fatties so none.

>> No.16734814

>>16734608
I'm referring to the reaction images, greentexting... or you can also just look two posts above you for the culmination.

>> No.16734835

>>16734646
http://ragawa.tumblr.com/
He has a tumblr, twitter, deviantart, and he does draw in a westernesque style even if he is a Japanese.

>>16734653
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2157095

He's tainted heavily by the west though, like this other guy. http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=gashi-gashi

>> No.16734839

Noone saying J? o-okay

>> No.16734855

I or L

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>>16734751
Yukari-chan is a cute young girl!

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>>16734774
Yukari-chan is a cute young girl!

>> No.16734884

G

My rl wife is too skinny to make me want to have sex..

>> No.16734898

>>16734884
>My rl wife

Lol, good one anon!

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16735547

>Saw this on 2ch, whats your ideal waifu
>Saw this on 2ch
>ideal waifu

>> No.16735875

H or I

>> No.16735880

>>16734152
E or L -glasses
Glasses are shit. SHIT.

>> No.16735887

>>16734152
They all look like borderline tumblr shit

>> No.16735899

I would fuck a watermelon with a hole in it if it was wearing glasses

>> No.16735910

>>16734152
B C J

>> No.16735971

K, but only if she's actually a cool person on the inside. Otherwise I.

>> No.16735972

f

>> No.16736003

>>16734152

They're all gross and I HATE anime girls with glasses.

>> No.16736033

>>16734152
Mamizou.
But of that chart? C, D, H, and L

>> No.16736099

Obviously C.

>> No.16736129

Everything except E, F and K.

You can erase those 3 out of existence.

>> No.16736147

>>16734152
Gimme the D

>> No.16736171

Without any further information, I'd take L. C and I also look acceptable.

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16736190

The one that is not completely haywire in the brain and has a kind, motherly personality.

>> No.16736275

G seems decent enough. B has the biggest but they'll probably sag like crazy.

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>>16734598
>expectatives

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>>16734152
Extremely outrageously hyper-voluptuous in a way that image doesn't quite capture, but B is the closest.
I'm talking far beyond a reasonable limit and into completely outrageous from a design standpoint. Extremely large breasts and hips, super-curvaceous figure. Consider girls as drawn by Muneneko or Kloah. (Though they don't quite have the hips I'd swoon over.)
Though, I still would prefer them to have somewhat of a reasonable waistline, which many artists don't bother with. To brush against a meme, I don't like them "plump", "healthy", or "thicc". I acknowledge it goes completely out of logic to have such an impossible hourglass figure, but still, that's what I like.

You asked for "my ideal waifu", not which one on that chart I liked the most.

>> No.16736380

D

LOOK AT THAT FOREHEAD

>> No.16736462

>>16734152
J

>> No.16736517

B F and J

>> No.16736643

>>16734152
L

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>> No.16736855

>>16734152
I's tits are a little too big to my taste, but with legs like that I don't think I'd be able to stop myself from fucking her nonstop until she got pregnant.

C is a close runner-up

>> No.16736864

I want to see E in cuter underwear.

But I think A and C are my preference.

>> No.16736930

C>L>K

>> No.16736967

>>16734152
E for sure. Pale awkward girls with black hair are 10/10.

>> No.16737000

My only pick is /jp/.

Would you choose me /jp/?

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>>16737000
Sure

>> No.16737031

>>16734171
This, they look too much like 3DPD garbage to me

>> No.16737056

>>16737031
3DPD would be amazing if they looked like this

>> No.16737068
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>>16737056
This

>> No.16737085

F.

Though I do like L, mostly for her hairstyle, hair color and eye color. So maybe F with those 3 traits.

>> No.16737183

Fatten up E a little and keep her gloomy.

>> No.16737213

>>16737183
>keep her gloomy
are you a sadist?

>> No.16737316

>>16734152
E>H>B>L
K or F would be fun for a one night stand though

>> No.16737524

>>16734152
C, J, K, L are all good
My ideal would be E if she had huge saggy tits though

>> No.16737528

>>16737213
You just don't get the appeal of gloomy

>> No.16737543

>>16734152
You can't decide on "ideal waifu" judging from aesthetics alone though.

>> No.16737556

K all the way

>>16735971
I see you too are a man of refined tastes

>> No.16737566

>>16737543
it's neo /jp//

>> No.16737594

>>16737556
I like K too, but sadly that kind of female is in most cases source of bad experiences or shallow degeneration
I know that with 2d works differently, but I can't ignore my very own ptsd

>> No.16737600

>>16737566
2017 nips do this too. decadence of otaku culture is widespread on all the world

>> No.16737630

>>16734152
C, E, and F

>> No.16737722

K is nice -- love the tattoo

C looks a bit saucy too

but they're all kinda fat. true neets are skinny

>> No.16737750

>>16737543
>>16737566
>>16737600
what's your ideal waifu's body
there not too hard

>> No.16737758

>>16737722
>all kind of fat
>E
>H
>A
>C
>E even has the dead eyes, pale skin, and unkempt hair of a proper NEET
you blind m8?

>> No.16737767

>>16737750
I don't care much about my waifu's body.
What's important is how she is inside

>> No.16737792

>>16734152
A C H

>> No.16737808

>>16737758
Who are you quoting?

>> No.16737825

>the good
I looks like a "good" ending of a high school VN, bland, cute girl for a bland self-insert character
A would be that tomboy best friend (female) of the protag in the same VN who secretly competes with I and ends up preggo in a "bad" ending
L looks like a bratty princess who will turn into a beautiful, loving queen through the magic of a dozen knight dicks and one horsecock in a fantasy kingdom doujin
J is the cool secondary character that sometimes shows up to deliver a line of comedic dialog and has some embarrasing non-romantic moment to show off her butt, either that or an amazon fetish/gym setting doujin

>the bad
C looks like a bitchy christmas cake waiting for her perfect prince while having nothing to offer herself
D is the queen bee school/class prez of the same VN as I and A, serves only as a minor antagonist enforcing disciple and being an obstacle to the protags love adventures
G is the forgettable genki character, often friend of J

>the ugly
Everyone else
gtfo

>> No.16737839

>>16737825
But that's an asset for C. She'll be more loyal, and she's hitherto uncorrupted

>> No.16737963

>>16737808
you, you blind namefagging retard

>> No.16737967

>>16737792
choo!

>> No.16737973

>>16737767
A patrician sentiment, but might as well go for the best body if the hypothetical option is there

>> No.16737977

>>16737594
I'm sorry to hear that but my experience is way different. Where I live there's a 50/50 chance K reads Heidegger or Foucault and knits in her spare time
Of course given that in my heart I am a degenerate Chad she's easier to accept than someone who is full /jp/ recluse

>> No.16737998

They are all fat or have weirdly fat proportions

>> No.16738103

>>16734152
The only one I can see not immediately writing me off on the first look is E.

Having thus established my dating pool here, I'm reluctant to go after this sole option available to me, as the girl likely has mental illness because of body image or other shallow crap girls tend to base their whole lives on. If I start associating with E, my quality of life would basically decrease, perhaps permanently if I develop (even more) mental issues from close contact with her.

So, realistically, none. I'm going back to reading my untranslated Japanese literature.

>> No.16738138

>>16734152
A

>> No.16738196

F, because I'm a chubby chaser

>> No.16738203

>>16737977
I wish I lived in your same place anon.

>> No.16738215

>>16734152
H and I are cute

>> No.16738227

>>16738103
A, C or J are not in any way shape or form fat

>>16738203
No you don't NAFTA turned my region into a bombed-out crater of opioid addicts and shuttered factories. Also the weather is shit 6 months of the year

>> No.16738302

>>16738227
My country is supposedly a beautiful place, but in my region weather is shit nine months a year, on summer peaks at 40 degrees, its filled with immigrants due to welfare and rights for refugees, there is asbestos and its powder every fucking were, and outside towns looks like a postapocalyptic scenario due to companies closing one after another, and above everything, even in the metal and alternative scene everyone is a fucking moral hovemind facebook fag
The group of people I can socialize better with is hobos and junkies, its years that I do volunteering at the local food distribution and my shift is the only one where these guys avoid fighting and throwing chairs
I fucking hate this place goddamn
/blog

>> No.16738373

>>16738227
>A, C or J are not in any way shape or form fat
It wasn't about me mentally writing most of them off (I suppose) but rather it was that they are actually too attractive and/or sound of mind in appearance to stoop so low as to consider me, in my view. I actually get this impression that /jp/ in popular consciousness must be made up from people like me, but as far as I've seen most have perfect self-esteem regarding 2D. Maybe getting rejected by imaginary girls that are by design made never to reject you is my fetish.

>> No.16738473

All is good except for E and K.

>> No.16738554

>>16734152
Which ones are Zainichi Korean?

>> No.16738555

>>16738473
E is a gloomy qt built for hugs and the only one without cowtits I will fight you

>> No.16738737

>>16738302
>on summer peaks at 40 degrees, its filled with immigrants due to welfare and rights for refugees, there is asbestos and its powder every fucking were
It sounds like you live in Quebec? Where I live at least we try to integrate refugees/immigrants. most are decent people although normie as fuck
also I generally find the semitic features and tanned skin of arabs highly erotic and corrupting one into full-on degeneracy is my fetish

>>16738373
My understanding of /jp/sies is that a lot of us would be full-on chads but are instead NEET failures due to too much self-awareness and lack of self-esteem

>> No.16738803

>>16738737
>we would be chads if we weren't not-chads
I mean yeah that's how it works

>> No.16738819

>>16736003
I feel the same way and I never really understood why. It's so bad that I almost wonder if I had a traumatic experience in childhood with a 2D woman with glasses.

>> No.16738889

>>16738737
>Quebec
No, I'm in Italy, the area in the north between milan and Turin, which is basically a kilometers wide swamp
The immigration problem is really too big to talk about it here. Northafricans are kind of ok, I guess. its the nigga chads that are an issue

>> No.16738958

>>16738803
What I meant is that a lot of us would have probably gone straight into ubernormie interests like crossfit and posing for instagram photos in the club if we weren't damaged individuals
I'm comparing to the /r9k/ types who would be suburban church-goers if they weren't terminally cynical

>> No.16739054

>>16734152
A > D > H > others

They remind me of girls I knew years ago

>> No.16739258

>>16734152
A, C, maybe D,J, K and L

>> No.16739290

I like B F G H I. if I had to choose one only, B

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while you were sucked into the oppai trap, no one even noticed that E has the fattest pussy mound
E is the master race and you know it

i need my mojo to survive

>> No.16739700

>>16738373
>>16738737
What is the demographic on /jp/ anyway? Feels like calling everyone NEETs is such a lazy generalization. This board feels more like male version of EGL/CGL to me. Mostly consist of ppl with similar interest but different backgrounds, and few super picky loud mouth.

>>16738554
I... is that your fetish?

>> No.16739739

>>16737977
>Chad
You are a north African country situated in the semiarid Sahel region?

>> No.16739825

>>16739700
The only thing I know about the demographics of the big jay is that we're on average somewhat older, a tad more educated (either formally or informally through otaku interests) and have higher instances of mood disorders such as depression. We also are obviously rather insular and haven't developed the chauvinist attitude that has defined /v/, /pol/ and to a lesser extent /a/ towards other fandoms since 2011. I also believe that we have a somewhat lower average income than other boards

Otherwise we mostly align with typical online weeb demographics: predominantly first world with smaller latin american and slavic populations, majority male and white

>>16739739
I'm sorry. I recognize that I shouldn't be using /r9k/ memes and I apologize.

>> No.16739833

who the fuck is chad

>> No.16739856

>all wearing glasses

theyre all shit

>> No.16740377

>>16734202
Me on the right.

>> No.16740549

I and L for men of culture like me.

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>want to find people with equally as great taste as my own
>ctrl+f, type E
>immediately realize how badly i fucked up and why
i feel stupid but i still want to maker her smile

>> No.16740646

Was this moved here from /a/?

>> No.16740650

>>16740642
I bet it feels good to have more than a thousand people have the same taste as you

>> No.16740679

L is the best.
I is okay I guess.

>> No.16740751

>>16734598
>hips too wide
excuse me?

>> No.16741145

How is this otaku culture?

>> No.16741211

>>16734152
Allow me to post the objectively correct opinion. I have a 10 year posting history, been on /jp/ intermittently since 2009, so you can trust me on this.

L>B>A>H>I>G>D>J>F>C>E>>>>>>>>>>>>shit>K

>> No.16741289

>>16734152
B, E, F, J, and K

Ideally, I wouldn't mixing/matching aspects of any of them~

>> No.16741340

>>16734152
B>H>F>L
All others are shitty.

>> No.16741396

>>16741211
My posting career on /jp/ is just as long as yours and your opinion on K is worthless and wrong

>> No.16741473

>>16741396
K is complete shit anon.
I'm sorry, I can only speculate at what ruined your tastes to such an extent.
Was it your mother?

>> No.16741492

>>16741211
> I have a 10 year posting history, been on /jp/ intermittently since 2009, so you can trust me on this.
you could be moot himself and that wouldn't make your taste any less shit

>> No.16741540

>>16741473
"I pick plain yogurt at the grocery store and only eat vanilla ice cream when I'm on vacation. I got drunk exactly once in my life and it was horrifying"
- You, 2017

>> No.16741545

>>16741540
hey he's a faggot but don't you shit on vanilla

>> No.16741607

>>16741545
gomen

>> No.16741789
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There is more to a waifu than looks

>> No.16741850

>>16741607
daijoubu-des

>> No.16741939

>>16741789
No there isn't. Everything about a character's personality is in the way they are designed.

>> No.16742012

>>16734152
I'm surprised there's not that many anons who, like me, would choose I without even thinking twice. Thicc body but far from being obese, big breasts and plump thighs I would fuck like there's no tomorrow. And I don't know why but ponytails turn me on.
Also that gentle look, I want her to RP as my ara ara onee-chan and pamper me as she gives me a breast feeding handjob.

A and G, maybe even H, might be good for a second choice, as they look quite easygoing. B screams cute and sexy but is a bit too thicc.

>> No.16742047

this thread is FULL of crossies

>> No.16742132

>>16734152
E looks cute wish there was a more pettanko choice.

>> No.16742196

>>16734152
J or K with more abs.

>> No.16742302

F > L > B

I don't give a shit about the rest

>> No.16742324

How the fuck a thread like this polarized the attention of 103 fucking /jp/ posters?

>> No.16742328

>>16742324
Waifus are serious business.

>> No.16742346

>>16742324
Check the thread, it's just crossies.

>> No.16742355

>>16742328
Where's the waifus?

>> No.16742393

>>16742328
There is not a single waifu in this thread.
just drawings

>> No.16742416

>>16742355
>>16742393

Retards use "waifu" as a synonim for "female character" nowadays.

>> No.16742567

>glasses
yeah no, meganes are fucking SHIT
remove the glasses and i'll take them all

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>all this glasses hate
the fuck has gotten into you people

>> No.16742713

>>16742416
I know. I have no intention to pass on it
"Otaku culture" is not a fad or some funny netspeak you have to adopt to fit somewhere. For me, and others, its something sacred like a precious memory
A permanent memento of your difference from the people you cross on the Street
I'm too old and jaded to have a waifu, or feel any love at all, but I will never yeld, and give up the only thing I ever belonged to, the group of outcasts and that flocked togheter because they were all equally unsuitable for society.
I don't give a fuck about times changing, this is my fucking castle and this is my crown made of pathetic alienation, you can throw all you have on these walls but you'll pass through the hate only when I'll exhale my last fucking breath.

>> No.16742717

>>16734152
B C F G I L

>> No.16742727

H is pretty cute. Small with nice thighs and hips.

>>16734171
A, C, D, and E are all slim. E is especially slim and C/D have nice skin colors. What are you talking about?

>> No.16742733

>>16742655
/jp/ is filled with /v/ and /pol/ retards. You shouldn't expect those kinda people to have even semi-decent taste in anything.

>> No.16742755

>>16742733
unfortunate, hopefully they pick up at least a bit of taste from their cross board tourism

>> No.16742800

>>16740642
who are you quoting?

>> No.16743084

Would Marry: A
Would Date then get dumped by: G
Would Date and be emasculated by: J
Would Fuck then skip town because her hired hitmen would kill me: L
Would Fuck then really never talk to again: B, I
Femdom: C
Non-H stuff: H
Would bully into self-harm and eating disorder until eventual suicide: E
Would bully me into self-harm and eating disorder until eventual suicide: D
Would tell myself she's just an STD-ridden slut that I'd never want to fuck anyway but sometimes masturbate to her in a moment of weakness: K
Might fuck once but never tell anyone about it, cutting ties might be necessary because she'd act all lovey-dovey and people would make fun of me for being a whale hunter: F

>> No.16743363

>>16734152
F, B or G

>> No.16743372

A
Genki as fuck. No bra with loose tank is godly. Never seen shimapan on dark skin, but man does it work. Glasses don't work as well with her as other girls, although I'm sure she would be rocking sunglasses more often than not and would look great in them. Hair isn't long enough to be graceful or short enough to be really sexy, but scissors can fix that. My generally preferred skin tone is E's, but you'd be insane to knock a good cinnamon brown. 9/10

L
Blonde hair is great. Drills are amazing. Green eyes are good. Harry Potter glasses are a little questionable, but would look great with a brown dress. Her lingerie is undeniably the best on the page, only thing it's missing is some garters. Skin tone is perfect for her. 9/10

I
Most boring in the image, but in a good way. Glasses are also boring. Pink and white is extremely feminine, and the style shows off her curves well. Probably the best body of all the girls. Skin is maybe a little too yellow, but that's not a dealbreaker. Ponytail over shoulder is a fantastic hairstyle. 7/10

B Just a little too fat. Would be a 9/10 if she was willing to work out.
C Too stern, would be a 7/10 with thigh-length hair or painted nails or something to balance out the sternness.
D Boring and bad. Needs a lot of work.
E Too lanky, too spooky. Would be 9/10 if she was under five feet tall with a cuter face.
F Salad dodgers are disgusting.
G Not bad, but unnerving in a way I can't really place. 6/10
H The combination of muscular abs, wide hips and loli everything else just isn't appealing to me
J Butterface.
K Some tattoos can negoitiable, but all non-ear piercings are trash. 0/10

>> No.16743504

>>16743084
>>16743372
Why is it that the people with the most time to waste on this waifu shit always go for the same archetypes

>> No.16743524

>>16743504
Great minds think alike
A a best

>> No.16743699

>>16743504
Guess what the A means

>> No.16743725

>>16734152
Does anyone have similar pictures to this? its fun.

>> No.16743840
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16743840

>>16743699

>> No.16743850

>>16734152
L

>> No.16743851
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16743851

>>16743725

>> No.16743986

>>16743851
nice

>> No.16744009

>>16743851
Billy

>> No.16744027
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16744027

>>16734152
A, E, or a mix of both.

>> No.16744046

>>16734152
L looks like the kind of Ojou-sama where I'd be happier as her butler than her boyfriend.

I'd still choose her regardless, though.

>> No.16744569

>>16734485
Agawa is far away from that.

>> No.16744679

>>16734152
B is my favorite. I'm not really sure why I prefer D over G and I. I think it's simply a matter of D being more suited for glasses than those 2, though I consider those 2 great as well. A is marriage material too. The main thing wrong with L is the fact that she has glasses; they really don't fit her, but she's good other than that. Drill hair and glasses don't work at all.

Sometimes I just feel like fucking F, though not consistently enough to consider for marriage.

C is meh, a bit too old for me. H similarly is a bit too short, and J is a bit too muscular.

K is off the table entirely because excessive piercings are awful. E seems outright diseased.

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16745148

E and to a lesser extant, H.
My taste is the only one that is objectively correct.
Dark hair, pale skin, thin physique and hair style featuring jet-intakes is master race.

>> No.16745167

H

Petite
Glasses
Shy

>> No.16745181

Someone post actual cute girl choices.

>> No.16745254

>>16734152
H>C>D

Not a fan of megane, though.

>> No.16745592

>>16745181
You first

>> No.16745956
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16745956

rate /v/'s taste

>> No.16745979

>>16745956
Surprisingly good.
But it also depends on if they want to serve L or mindbreak her though.

>> No.16746122

>>16742655
Glasses are a sign of weakness. It means your pussy eyes can't even focus on their own.

>> No.16746128

>>16745979
Which of those do you consider good taste?

>> No.16746157

>>16734152
K, B, C, and A are the best on this chart. E is the worst. J could also be the best, but her tits are too big. If you disagree with these facts, then your taste is shit.

I'm not seeing any difference between L, I, and G.

>> No.16746170

>>16734598
>if i wanted muscles i would fuck a man
>shitskins
you need to go back to /pol/

>> No.16746179

>>16746128
B, E, G, H, I, L

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16746233

>>16746170
>>16746157
How do you do, fellow shitposter. I see you've decided to name yourself Taiga after the legendary tripfag of old. I too am an avid internet anthropologist and can't help but to be fascinated by the disruptive artform of this internet Renaissance man.
I'm thrilled to find another soul who has a real appreciation for 4chan, it's history and the people that shaped the site we currently live in.
If you wouldn't mind, I would love to exchange notes regarding Taiga's work, particularly his post ironic period.
You can contact me at semperfidelcastro@hotmail.com

>> No.16746284

>>16734152
Idk, I think I'll just roll it.

>> No.16746722

>>16734152
nigga none of these are loli

>> No.16747118

>>16745956

I was expecting so much worse. I'm honestly kind of shocked.

>> No.16747272

>>16745956
>all those E
not bad guys, can't say L is half bad either

>> No.16751751

>>16734152
E

>> No.16751786

>>16751751
I'll explain why I picked E. She has the most slender figure of them all, and also has the longest, fullest hair. In a way, she's kind of elegant. The awkward nerdiness isn't usually my type, but her other traits make her the best girl.

A is not my type, a bit too tomboyish.
B Is alright. If I were to do thicker it'd be her, not F.
D looks too American.
F is too big, like I mentioned before.
G is fine, but generic
H is too small
I is good, she's pretty
J, not my type either
K, too rockish.
As for L, the princess look is cheesy.

>> No.16751915

C

The rest are too fat and E is ugly as shit.

D is alright I guess.

>> No.16752006

>>16734152

I is pretty close to ideal

>> No.16752073

>>16734152
A - Good friend, will casually fuck you if she gets drunk
B - Will tease and make hints, but you know she's fucked all your other friends already and it never ends well
C - Will force herself you and you'll never tell anyone and spend months trying to convince yourself you weren't raped
D - Friend of a friend who you don't know very well but spreads her legs in a heartbeat
E - Incredibly nervous but makes it fun to bully her, will indulge your fetishes
F - Tons of fun and a genuine friend but your standards are too high (still think about it though)
G - Cheery and an amazing fuck but is batshit insane and is convinced you're going to spend your lives together
H - 10/10 waifu but is dating your best friend (still a virgin)
I - Has a complex about her huge breasts so she's not as experienced, gives awful head
J - Lesbian (fun)
K - Lesbian (obnoxious)
L - Just an escort since you're desperate to lose your virginity

>> No.16752368

>>16752073
G it is

>> No.16752427

>>16752073
>Cheery and an amazing fuck but is batshit insane and is convinced you're going to spend your lives together
where is the downside?

>> No.16752633

>>16752368
>>16752427
don't stick your dick in crazy

>> No.16752711

>>16752633
Why not?

>> No.16752734

>>16752633
Let crazy stick its dick in you (as long as it's a cute girl)?

>> No.16753473

>>16752073
>B
Yeah I knew that girl once.

>> No.16753504

>>16734152
E, F, and H are the best.

>> No.16753579

>>16734328
>>16735972
>>16736517
>>16737085
>>16737183
>>16737316
>>16737630
>>16738196
>>16739290
>>16741289
>>16741340
>>16742302
>>16742717
>>16743363
>>16753504
Please kill yourselves quickly

>> No.16753586

>>16753579
I want F to sit on your face till you die of suffocation

>> No.16753842

>>16753586
>You will never lick F's hairy, sweaty asshole as she sits on your face and stuffs her mouth with food

>> No.16753857

>>16753579
I want to feed F until she's so stuffed that she can't move

>> No.16753880

>>16753579
>Being pissed only about F
>Not about K
I also want what >>16753586 said

>> No.16754342

>>16734152
A is a dork. I love dorks.

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16757167

>>16745956
Might as well post /a/'s.

>> No.16757175

>>16745956
>>16757167
>>16757167
This thread can't get any worse.

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16757567

>>16757167
Fucking disgusting

>> No.16758264

>>16734152
K
Because in the end, its what I really want

>> No.16758352

>>16734152
Body-type, C.

Overall appeal to me, I would say B or H, which ever is the sweetest/shyest.

>> No.16758365 [DELETED] 

http://www.strawpoll.me/12594677

>> No.16758760

>>16734152
Wanna legit put a baby inside E

>> No.16759701

>>16758365
You already have /v/ and /a/'s opinion. Why are you asking them again?

>> No.16760279

>>16758760
How would you get the baby inside her? Do you want her to eat it?

>> No.16771966

>>16734152
H

>> No.16771985

C, B, E, L

>> No.16772096

F because I am also hungry

>> No.16772211

probably j with a different haircut

>> No.16772694
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16772694

I saw >>16734598's image and thought I would make a similar one! I think mine is better of course, but I'm biased because it's mine!

>> No.16772707

>>16772694
That's...actually really nice

>> No.16772725

>>16772707

Thank you! I really liked the artstyle a lot so there was something nice to say about each of them.

>> No.16772731

>>16772694
E is really underrated imo, i like hex looking girls a bunch

>> No.16772741

E and L for sure, maybe C as well.

>>16757167
>>16745956
Why does /a/'s say "from /fit/ to thicc" but /v/'s just says "which"?

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16780084

F, easy

>> No.16784550

>>16734152
H or A, I'd be happy with either.

>> No.16784554

>>16734152
They're all pretty crappy

>> No.16784866

>>16734152
e is the best.
autistic anime girls are objectively superior

>> No.16792635

>>16784866
I'd agree but it has to be autistic in a cute way and she doesn't look very cute

>> No.16792683

>>16734152
D of Dragon

>> No.16793148

It's funny, this same thread was on /a/ a day or two ago and not a single person said H, or even listed her as a runner up.

She's my pick as well and I'm glad to see a lot of /jp/ agreeing. I love short girls with nice thighs.

>>16739825
It's obviously not true for everybody, but my impression is that /jp/ is largely composed of old /a/nons. It's the last place that still feels to me like the 4chan I remember from the early days.

I wish more of the stuff I was into was on /jp/ and not /a/, because I like the tone here a lot more, but I don't read VNs and I'm not into Touhou so I only really get to participate in the general Japan stuff.

>> No.16793179

>>16757167
I expected better of /a/ and I'm not sure why.

>> No.16793495

>>16734152
Wow one of the few Agawa Ryo pictures that doesn't look gross. B is perfection.

>> No.16793548

>>16734152
A is healthy, probably closest to ideal
C and I are fine too

>> No.16794272

>>16793179

Probably because /v/ had surprisingly good taste.

>> No.16794383

They're all repulsive and look like a sack of potatoes, maybe except for E or K, but they're still disgusting looking from a different aspect.

>> No.16794462

>>16734152
E is perfect.
L is alright.

>> No.16795248

>>16734152
Why are so many of them fat?
C because I guess I'm a normalfag.

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>>16734152
B, I should think. I and A are also acceptable, as is F.

I wouldn't touch C, D, or K with a forty-foot pole.

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>>16734152
D > I > H > garbage > rest of them > C

>> No.16802338

>>16734152
G and I get me going on

>> No.16803217

>>16734152
H

>> No.16804713

>>16803217
K because metal

>> No.16808104

>>16734152
F all day cibai

>> No.16809057

put me in the screencap

>> No.16809097

E then C

>> No.16809126

I don't know why C is so popular, she's so fugly.

>> No.16809134

>>16734152
C but I suspect it has more to do with her face than the fact that she's relatively thin

the only bodies I can't deal with are B E F and J

>> No.16809172

>>16809126
she doesn't exactly appeal to me but i'm curious, what's fugly about her?

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16811136

Why no love for A?

>> No.16811372

>>16734152
J by a wide margin

>> No.16811413

>>16809172
She's wearing glasses.

>> No.16811772

>>16811136
I guess genki vibes aren't much liked on /jp/

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>>16811413
you're kidding right anon

>> No.16812665

what's it with newfags complaining about "/e/" on here?

>> No.16812965

>>16734152
F

>> No.16816507

>>16734152
It's a difficult choice and I can't decide. A or K are equal to me.

>> No.16819622

>>16734152
D>all

>> No.16820819

>>16734164
Yes please
C I L A

Also very good
G B K J D

Okay but weird
H E

No fat chicks
F

>> No.16823298

>>16734152

All of the above except E.
B and J are my favorites.

>> No.16823308

>>16734152
E, I love my women flat.

>> No.16823310

>>16734152
H a cute! A CUTE!

>> No.16823312 [DELETED] 

>>16819622
>22
Twice the digits for twice the forehead!

>> No.16823330

B because I was raised by weirdly attractive fat chicks and am fucked up sexually by it. H because most girls I talked to/liked in HS were tiny.

>> No.16829818

>>16734152
B. Second place goes to G or H, hard to decide.

>> No.16833118

>>16772694
You seem like a good person.

>> No.16833816

B if she lets me call her mommy

>> No.16834419

who the HELL keeps necrobumping this thread

>> No.16834578

>>16834419
OP

>> No.16835366

>>16734152
I is the superior one

>> No.16842251 [DELETED] 

I wonder why there is no nigger among those megane girls.

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