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Anonymous Thu Nov 27 05:09:59 2008 No.1672997 [Reply] [Original]

HOW DOES ONE GET ASIAN EYES?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 27 05:10:11 2008 No.1673006 Eat an Asian.

>>	ponpo !0rtxwIjHlI Thu Nov 27 05:11:11 2008 No.1673008 Ranka Lee

>>	Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !TapsqdZp4A Thu Nov 27 05:11:13 2008 No.1673009 First, master chopsticks. The rest follows naturally.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 27 05:14:32 2008 No.1673026 surgery?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 27 05:17:22 2008 No.1673036 Glue?

Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !TapsqdZp4A Thu Nov 27 05:18:05 2008 No.1673049

>>1673026
>>1673036
Nothing so mundane. First, you must BECOME JAPANESE! Trivial aspects like your eyelids will follow naturally as you ascend to that higher plane of existence.
Repeat to yourself: "Japanese are skilled with chopsticks. I am Japanese".

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 27 05:19:00 2008 No.1673055 In the left she has no eyebrows or eyelashes and the lighting is horrible..

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 27 05:19:33 2008 No.1673051 Clear tape.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 27 05:21:03 2008 No.1673064 why would you want them?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 27 05:21:32 2008 No.1673071 File: 49 KB, 1042x558, 1227763292405.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 27 05:21:42 2008 No.1673072 This, gentlemen, is why I love modern cosmetics, It makes ugly girls, much less ugly. And good looking girls beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 27 05:22:00 2008 No.1673076 File: 53 KB, 500x224, 1227763320944.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1673049

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 27 05:22:45 2008 No.1673080 >>1673071 dat last panel.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 27 05:24:25 2008 No.1673089 >>1673080 seconded dat

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 27 05:27:13 2008 No.1673102 >>1673076 Don't forget to stand in front of a mirror when you do it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 27 05:49:12 2008 No.1673191 >>1673102 oh

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 27 07:13:06 2008 No.1673680 >>1673071 I wish using chopsticks was as easy as that. My hand starts to ache after a while and I'm fucked if eating something spherical or slippery.

Anonymous Thu Nov 27 07:15:32 2008 No.1673694

>>1673680
Weakling. My father taught me to use chopsticks from a very young age because he'd travel to Japan all the time on business. So, I was picking ice cubes out of glasses of water before I knew how to fap. And not those cheesy ice cubes you get now, the old fashioned actual cubes of ice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 27 07:19:55 2008 No.1673711 >>1673694 holy fuck anon

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