Monster Girl Thread

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Adopt an orphaned monstergirl today!

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Maids are evil.

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>>16691259
Don't adopt Sharks
You won't be able to live a normal life after the inevitable day where she will bite your dick

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>>16691271
Why would you dick your adopteru?

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ayy lmaos are cute

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>>16691276
It's inevitable even if you don't dick her
One day you will be naked in her presence, whether she walks in on you, you drop your towel, some freak accident happens, etc...
That's when her instincts will make her jump at your junk and bite

God forbid you instantly cum from the pleasure

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>>16691280
Draenei are best ayy lamos.

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>>16691259
Ah, I thought I smelt fish.

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>>16691288
>Implying her first bite won't be her childhood friend.

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>>16691149
>>16691153
No bullying fat old hag icicles

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Automatons make my dick hard.

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>>16691300
I didn't think of this possibility

All monster girls daughter deserve a childhood friend
Can you imagine their reaction when they hit puberty and learn what biting actually means for a shark?

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>>16691259

Seaworld MGC must be a truly wonderful place

>Head pat zone for daughteru mersharks
>Literally 3 meters from the "splash" zone for adult mersharks
>It's important for the young ones to learn by example for reintroduction into the wild

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>>16691291
horsecock futa

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>>16691153
Both her and Pharaoh pretend to be regular Mummies and Glacies to appear young. This wants me to see the royal girls dressed like their younger subjects. Pharaoh as Mummy, Wight as Lich, Ice Queen as Glacies, Otohime as Umi Osho, Vampire dressed like Dhampir, and Titania wearing a dress like fairy.

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>>16691291
Alright, rein it back anon.
Draenei aren't /jp/ monstergirls so we can't have them.

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>>16691315
ThisIsNotFuckingCannon.Gif
http://i.imgur.com/tTmwnm1.gifv

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>>16691318
They aren't monstergirls period. Those guys are just Ayy shitposting. No reason to bite the bait.

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>>16691318
I think this is the first actual argument for not having Draenei in the thread.
Should I delete the pic or do you think it's fine?

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>>16691316
>Wight as Lich
This is impossible. Liches have this sort of adorableness to them that nobody can imitate.

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>>16691323
Notto dissu shitto agen

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>>16691304
>Anon is childhood friends with the Mershark the local fisherman adopted.
>When they were small and she hadn't learned how to swim through the air using her Demonic Energy he hauled her around in a deep bucket wagon full of water.
>As a result he got pretty buff over the years.
>At her sweet 16 party her father seems oddly fixated on getting him and her in the pool room alone.
>Anon could've sworn he saw the old man give him a big grin and a thumbs up before shutting the door.
>Anon decides to take off his shirt because it's been a long day and hey, there's a pool here.
>Mershark starts breathing heavy for some reason.
>Anon asks her what's wrong, getting closer every time she shies away with a massive blush on her face.
>Eventually she can't resist it anymore and tears off her top before pouncing anon and biting him all over, getting his spirit energy leaking before pulling him into the pool and locking lips with him to give him oxygen while riding him senseless at the bottom of the pool.
>The next morning anon wakes up in her bed with her clinging to him and smiling cutely in her sleep.
>When he heads down to the kitchen to make himself some breakfast, her dad's there waiting with some link sausages and a stack of pancakes to ask when he should expect grandkids.

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>>16691336
It's a never ending story~

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>>16691324
You should probably delete it.

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>>16691340
10/10 would befriend a shark any day of the week

You forgot about her rubbing her shark scales all over his body though

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Life sucks. Then you die. I couldn't take care of an orphan. I can't even take of myself.

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>>16691336
>Posts same file with same shit for the third time in as many days
>Expects a different response from people

That's a special form of autism you got there.

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>>16691351
Sounds like someone needs a hug!

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>>16691352
ayyyyyyyy
lmao

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>>16691364
Hugs won't get me back the only home I've ever had. Hugs won't make my future anything other than a droll grind at a shitty job to keep living for another day doing the shitty job with no improvement in sight.
Just throw me to the Matango and let it be over.

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>>16691366
Sounds like the big guns are required to cheer you up.

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>>16691383
Champignon!

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>>16691350
I thought that was a given since she's pinning him down with her body.

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>>16691389
Gonna squeeze the squishy matango butt.

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KCross is pooling his force.

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>>16691364
Do you think that Cheshire would do a lot of dark humor jokes, but if they actually were sad the they would be the most caring thing and only tell them lighthearted jokes?

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>>16691412
So soon? How long ago was it since he posted gremlin/atomaton?

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Phoenix time.

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>>16691433
You guys been saying this for the last 2 years. I doubt it's going to be this time either.

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>>16691366
I'm sure plenty of monster girls have a fetish for saving a cute boy from the despair of his human life
Especially from work and other useless labor

>You wake up early to go to your shit job
>Your monster girl wife wakes up in panic as soon as you leave the bed
>She asks where are you going
>You tell her about your job
>She asks why you need to go if you hate it this much
>You explain that you need the money
>She tells you that as long as she has you she doesn't money
>You both go back to bed and cuddle yourselves to sleep

>>16691412
He is really pumping them out
I wonder if he has a reason for it

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>>16691438
Jokes on you I'm a time traveler.

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>>16691442
>You both go back to bed and cuddle yourselves to sleep
That's nice but doesn't change the fact I have to move in with my dad.

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>>16691390
Good.
If you are going to be sexually ravaged by a Mershark you might as well go all the way
That poor childhood friend won't leave the pool until it had become bright red from all of his spirit energy leaking

I wonder if the Mershark would shamefully drink from the pool while he didn't look

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>>16691442
Love doesn't pay for rent, bills or for food.

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>>16691461
Life in a modern setting has a lot of issues
That's why you need to move to your wife's world, no bills to pay there and you can grow your own food or even pick it from the wild

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>>16691476
How do I go to this place? Ritual murder-suicide?

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>>16691476
I would rather not move to a more primitive world.

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>>16691480
I don't think so
Constant daydreaming and escapism help though

>>16691481
Most monster girl settings are medieval fantasy, they not that primitive and you can still enjoy some amounts of technology and luxury by making money in a way that you enjoy

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>>16691491
>Constant daydreaming and escapism help though
Well thank god my job is boring and non-challenging enough to leave all the time in the world to mull over the fact that there's nothing good on this side.

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You know what would be a fun way to spend time in MGE?
Doing stupid dares
>Pull on a Minotaur's tail while wearing red
>Ask a Lamia on a date and keep your virginity intact
>Jump in an Arachne's web with only boxers on

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>>16691494

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Bountiful spider bottom.

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>>16691516
I dare you to go into the locker room and tell the Minotaur she's got the wrong door, leather club's two blocks down.

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>>16691516
>Find any species of mono-eye and say "eye eye love you baby"
>Jump the shark
>Howl around werewolves, Hellhounds for bonus points
>Grab the manticore's tail out of nowhere and shove your fist inside
>Touch Fluffy Tail

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>>16691529
Should spider butt be fat or plump?

>>16691541
This is going to end in wrestle rape
I hope you don't mind getting BEEFED

>>16691554
I'd rather go in a Mindlflayer society than say that dumb sentence to a filthy monoeye
>Spoiler
Only the most brace of men can accomplish this

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>>16691302
That glacies is for daughter dicking!

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xth for regular wolfgirls

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>>16691605
Okay?

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>>16691605
Eeeeh? You're into regular wolfgirls?
How lame!
Regular wolfgirls are totally unacceptable past elementary school.

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I'm going to Dragonia and offering a Golden Apple to "the softest Dragon"!

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>>16691611
You're going to want the baker.
She's quite, well, 'soft'

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>>16691610
If liking regular wolfgirls is lame then I'm the lamest person on the planet!

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>>16691611
Dragon Zombies are the softest by a landslide
I don't know if Dragonia would keep Dragon Zombies around, they might be the rejects of their society

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>>16691627
>Dragon Zombies are the softest by a landslide
[Angry Oneesan noises]

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Does anyone have the gremlin and automaton making of or HD version?

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>>16691667
Not yet released.

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>>16691667
Not out yet.

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>>16691672
I see thanks. What about the demon making of? So far nobody posted it.

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>>16691675
Someone posted all of them in a .RAR file a few threads back
All HDs and all making offs

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>>16691706
The demon making of pictures were not in the rar, that's why I'm asking.

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>>16691708
Demon making of hasn't been translated from moonrunes sadly.

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What would be the best way to relax over the weekend with your waifu after a hard week at work?

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>>16691715
Hot steamy sex
Works best if your waifu is soft

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>>16691715
Take a hiking tour of the nearby mountain hot springs.

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>>16691761

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>>16691761
WE HAVE SQUIRREL!

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>>16691711
I'm talking about the pictures, not the description.

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>>16691761
Oh my god she's so cute and smug I just want to molest that tail, those fluffy puffs, her smug little cheeks, those cute little ears, and her round little rump!

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>>16691767
Makoto is too lewd.

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>>16691761
[insert deez nuts joke]

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>>16691761
Prime hugging material.

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>>16691761
>smug loli squire
Oh, she's getting molested.

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>>16691766
I have never wanted immediate translations more than I want them now.

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>>16691761
What a smug bastard.

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>>16691761
Since no one else has said it yet, holy shit look at those thighs.

Would let her climb on top of my world tree.

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>>16691787
Furry thigh highs! The madman actually did it! I wanna touch them!

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>>16691761
Smug 'n' bulbous

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>>16691761
Yetis officially on suicide watch
Nothing can top hugging that tail, it is the fluff of the gods

And that squirrel is way too smug, I bet she is up to no good

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>>16691761
I hate to be "That Guy" (because squirrel a cute), but... Nidhogg[r] when?

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>>16691761
Yeeeey!
A squirrel! Finally
>n Norse mythology, Ratatoskr (Old Norse, generally considered to mean "drill-tooth"[1] or "bore-tooth"[2]) is a squirrel who runs up and down the world tree Yggdrasil to carry messages between the Veðrfölnir, perched atop Yggdrasil, and the wyrm Níðhöggr, who dwells beneath one of the three roots of the tree. Ratatoskr is attested in the Poetic Edda, compiled in the 13th century from earlier traditional sources, and the Prose Edda, written in the 13th century by Snorri Sturluson.
Interesting
So he is doing norse stuff now?

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>>16691761
That's a very fluffy tail

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>>16691761
Cute lil' squirrel, would molest her tail.

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>>16691761
Thats a fluffy tail there.

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>>16691761
Would let her gnaw on my world tree.

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>>16691810
>>16691813
God I hope so.

Dragon with a nibbling fetish pls KC thx

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>>16691829
What, you want a nibble wurm?

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>>16691761
Would touch her tail.

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Left or right?

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>>16691871
Neither.

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>>16691761
Would seem KC will go with the 'messenger' motif that Ratosk was sometimes associated with, judging by her messenger bag with scrolls.

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>>16691872
Perhaps you'd rather the tea shop owner?

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>>16691871
Both.

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>>16691829
Nibbling is top tier. I want to nibble my dragon's tail.

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friends are not for sexual

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>>16691881
I want to rape Shoebill.

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>>16691881
Friends are for touching their fluff.

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>>16691875
Sorry, I have fluffy rodents on the brain right now.

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>>16691881
Tell the monster girls that. They're the once that always want to "just have some more fun" and tell us that it's better than having to pay for lunch and "It's fine, we're friends, right?"

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>>16691889
What about beaver and prairie dog then?

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>>16691871
Right in five years

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>you're eyeing up a smug ratatoskr when she hands you a letter
>you weren't expecting any mail but open it out of curiosity
>"we can do this the easy way or the hard way, nod if you want to do things the easy way"
I bet they carry letters written in advance just in case they see a man they like.

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>>16691894
They're not cute enough to be my daughteru!

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>>16691884
I want to kiss shoebill and stare right into her eyes.

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>>16691891
Sugoi! You're a Friend who's been living under a rock!

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>>16691761
Ratatoskr
Squirrel Family, Beastman Type
Habitat: Forests, human settlements
Disposition: Mean, timid
Diet: Herbivorous, prefers tree nuts and fruits

A kind of beastman with a diminutive body and a huge, soft tail.
Their kind is skilled at dealing in "information", using their small, agile bodies to sneak around, sharing information gathered through their excellent eyesight with their kind in an enormous information network.
They work as information brokers, or run news organizations in demon realm or monster-friendly states.
Though they do not attack human men themselves, they trade information on men to other monsters, and thus bring men into the arms of monsters.

(cont)

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>>16691928
Oh god she is going to tell all the other monsters about our fetishes
We can't fight back anymore

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>>16691935
There could be rats in this thread RIGHT NOW snooping and no one would ever know.

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>>16691935
Oh no, I'll be surrounded by desperate single spiders! How horrifying!

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>>16691935
My not-yet-waifu will know everything about me now.



Ratatoskr is watching me fap.

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>>16691940
If there was a rat here I'd be able to smell her.

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>>16691946
That's not a rat, that's a rat, rats do rat things while rats do rat things. These kinds of differences are crucial to differentiate.

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>>16691935
nobody say you want a gentle femdom demon

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>>16691928
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/ba/AM_738_4to_Ratatoskr.png

That's some premium vintage waifu right there.
"Bore-tooth the squirrel"

This is almost unfair. Tanuki will never stop being my waifu and foxes my second bet, but damn are those rodents trying. Mice and fire mice were already in my top five and now we have fluffy tailed mice with a potential Tanuki synergy.

Ridiculously fluffy tailed. So fluffy I'm gonna die.

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>>16691871
Stupid extinct bird

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>>16691963
Wouln't resist saving her species.

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>>16691928
>Disposition: Mean, timid
I guess she's perfectly fine spying from a distance and talking behind your back but freezes up if confronted.

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>>16691976
Perfect for hugging like the biggest fluffiest pillow in the world.

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>>16691976
Possibly similar to the canon personalities of Nazrin and Nitori from touhou.
Demure and shy when they don't know where you stand relative to them, subordinate or evasive when they know you can kick their ass.
Domineering bitches when they know they have the advantage.

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>>16691928
Though they aren't very remarkable in either physical or magical strength, the information they hold sways the minds of individuals and groups alike, and can even control them to some extent.
As information brokers they basically deal in accurate info, but due to their mean character, they enjoy dragging men into a world of pleasure, and leading men and women into lewd and indecent relationships, so they may sometimes use exaggeration and dramatization.
Through manipulation of information, they can make even vehement anti-monster adherents embrace a monster's affection, and they can even turn a man and woman with a bad relationship into a couple by relaying each other's messages, so many monsters ask for their services as mediators.
There are many stories of states that were indecisive on their stance regarding monsters going down the path of a monster-friendly state, and even of human towns turning into demon realms just from information about "monsterization" being spread amongst the town's women.

(cont)

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>>16691992
A lot of 2hus have pretty fun personalities, it's sad that people don't use them more.

Barely anyone plays up on Shou being an emotional drunk.

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>>16691992
Nazrin and Nitori are some of my favourite 2hus, oh dear.

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>>16691976
>Kabedon a Ratas
>Heard u talkin shit like I wouldnt find out

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>>16691761
Aww nuts. Gotta protect mine.

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>>16691997
>Emotional drunk
>You'll never have a big, muscled jinko that gets grabby and emotional after a few drinks

I want this

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>>16691996
>We're all pawns, controlled by something greater.
>Memes. The DNA of the soul.

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>>16691996
So they're basically Fake News? This is why I only listen to Paladin Underground Radio.

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>>16691996
>>16692028
So squirrels are the la-li-lu-le-lo?

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>>16691996
>so many monsters ask for their services as mediators.
That's an interesting bit, I'd love for a squirrel to deliver me a love letter from a monster girl who is too shy and insecure to give it to me

Their bit about couples is great as well, you can have her tell your waifu about your most degenerate fetishes

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>>16691761
Cute.....
CUTE!

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>>16692033
Squirrels vs Cupids, the new Shog vs Kiki?

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>>16692032
We're all Sons of the Demon Lord now!

>>16692033
Oh Lordy, there's no hiding it from the wife now.... Although the squirrel would probably wonder if it was worth it

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>>16692035
We don't have access to strong enough fonts for this.

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>>16691996
Even when they set out to get a man of their own, they are skilled at using information to set up situations in which there is absolutely no escape for the man, or in which the man will come to them to ask for them.
However, since their race is inherently weak, when they actually get to the stage of having sex, they may find themselves at a loss, and they might get scared and flee, letting a perfect opportunity to violate the man slip by.
Also, if a man loses himself in the sex and abandons reason, they will be helpless before the man who was dancing in their palm just before, and they become like a female rodent, to be violated as he pleases by the man who became like a beast.
No matter how great their power of manipulation through information is, they will not be able to oppose the pleasure instilled by a man's penis, and in the long run, their body and mind will be dominated, and their smug, cocky attitude will fade as they become like a pet to their husband.


(I hope that part is optional, I like the smugness)

(cont)

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>>16692039
While cupid is sure to work between a guy and a girl, Ratas can spread rumors and affect a large group.

Trully rivals.

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>>16692039
no,
cupid is for dense people
squirel is for shy people

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>>16692045
Just like dragons and female lizards. Female rodents.

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>>16692045
Can't beat the cock: the monster girl.

I bet it's optional, it's only if you sexually ravage her that she becomes your sex pet

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>>16691996
>and even of human towns turning into demon realms just from information about "monsterization" being spread amongst the town's women.

The MGE needs more of this. Much like the snake god cult and the inari mikos it acknowledges how there are a lot of human women who for one reason or another want to become monster girls.

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>>16692045
I like it, though there might be some confusing blue balls moments each time she runs away.

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>>16692045
>female rodent
Fluffy dragons basically.

I wish the smugness could stay to some degree, completely ravaging a squirrel loses its satisfaction if she's not smug in every day life.

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>>16692045
And that's how you acquire a quality tail daki.

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>>16692043
No we don't.
I'd be hugging that smug squirrel out in the open

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>>16692045
Their huge tails are one of their main characteristics, used for balance, as a cushion when resting, and like a bed during intercourse.
Besides those uses, their soft, fluffy tail feels very pleasant and comfortable to hold, and their husbands are just as captivated by their tails as they are by their flesh.
If their husband embraces their tail, she will also feel a different sort of "comfort", so to make the experience of "embracing" her own body even better, many of their husbands will enjoy their tails to their fullest before making love with their wives.

That's all on her.

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>>16692061
>"That's right anon, stroke my tail! Be enslaved by my fluffiness!"

A few minutes later.

>"Nooo! Its too much, I'm not emotionally ready for this! I have to go, sorry!"

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>>16692078
Oh god, I love these squirrels.

>>16692079
That's when you hug the fluffy tail

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>>16692079
Imagine trying to get her and her Cockatrice friend.

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>>16692078
I rate this rodent a 10/10, just too cute.

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Tanukis control the Ratatoskr

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>>16692088
Fuck off.

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>>16692045
Sounds like it could be optional, where they lose their smugness only if the man routinely goes beast-mode with lust. I'm thinking a lot of men wouldn't have that in them without the help of rage mushrooms and such.

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>>16692088
Or is it the other way around?

One has money, the other has info

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>>16692088
Fluffy tail alliance.
Controlling the news and the goods.

...fluffy tail competition?
Miss Fluffy Universe 2018?
I can just see some scrappy wolfgirl trying her hardest against all the naturally endowed competitors.

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>>16692099
>Wolf girl holding back tears while holding a participation prize
>It's a chocolate medal that says 'You tried' on the front
>With a smug tanuki face on the back

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>>16692092
I wonder who could be behind this post.

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>>16692106
She's gonna stress eat if that happens

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>>16692106
>Tanuki recieves one with a smug Ratatoskr face

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>>16692107
I just don't want another girl ruined by your shitty 'da jooos, xD' meme.

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>>16692106
Anon no, that's terrible.

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>>16692114
Perfect!

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>>16692106
>Her boyfriend has to comfort her, brushing her tail all night and telling her how to him it is the best.

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>>16692115
t. Mamizou Futatsuiwa

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>>16692115
This.

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Mofu and bushy tails have a new contender

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>>16692059
I like the variety of methods employed to corrupt humanity
>Temptation through power and pleasure
>Taking over using brute force
>Corrupting the environment

And now we got yet another method

>>16692078
He even focused a bit of her profile on her tail, KC is a legend

>Tail fondling foreplay
10/10 best rodent

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>>16692078
10/10 would hug.

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>>16692131
Can bushy even compete anymore? The only monster they are going to win against is Ryu.

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>>16692059
I agree. Consensual corruption is too rare.

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Why are girls with super fluffy tails such mean tricksters? First the racoon, now the squirrel.

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Ratatoskr cutest rodent! Move aside dormouse, sleepy rape me girls are boring!

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>>16691761
>>16691766
Are we fully transitioning into Norse mythology now?

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>>16692141
Not an outright trickster like tanukis (though tanukis only lie when they are in disguise), more a manipulator. She doesn't lie so much as exaggerate.

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>>16692161
I'd a Jötunn.

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>>16692137
Bushy is fine, scales are just outclassed in the comfort department

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>>16692161
Hard to say, it seems the Norse girls are fully integrated with the main MGE continent's monsters girls rather than having their own native land (which makes sense given they are European mythology), with ratatoskr being adept but normal messengers rather than legendary beings. Time will tell if any of the Norse girls form a special subset of monsters within said main MGE continent (like the Eros girls do).

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>>16692156
It pains me to admit it but you are right
Not even the cute, sleepy Dormice can compete with that fluff from the heavens

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>>16692078
>Their huge tails are one of their main characteristics, used for balance, as a cushion when resting, and like a bed during intercourse.
I want a big bootied one that has extra padding to go with their mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what would be the worst part about being a guy in a reversed gender roles monstergirl world? The girls would actually burp, fart and openly scratch their vag in front of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692183
Oh,
Would you flip her skirt while she's looking smugly at someone else just so that you can see her 'tail' is as big as her tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692161
If I could get a lamia Jörmungandr (Or Midgard Serpent if you want to). She'd probably have the poison bite like Apophis and be huge. That'd be great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16691928
>>16691996
>>16692045
Do these little ladies have a human disguise for their intel brokering?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692187
What

>>16692174
Ratatoskr came to bring the end of rodent girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692183
What would be best is one who is stacked and keeps failing at espionage
Like that one time she broke the branch she was resting on to spy on your bedroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692222
that souds like succes to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692187
That's retarded, one thing does not imply the other

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692230
You mean that shamefully knocking herself out during investigation and getting nursed back to health by the very same man she tried to hide from is a success?
The bastard even brushed her tail while she was passed out and she woke up all wet down there

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692253
How scandelous! says the ratatosk catching the whole thing on tape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692222
>spilling out of her standard issue spying outfit
>tits ballooned up in her chin, ass squished out under her skirt while she constantly tries to tug it down to hide her painfully strained panties
>by the time she gets in position to spy due to all the difficulty her body provides, her target has moved
Good thing she's at least enthusiastic to keep trying. She'll land the big score one day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692299
We need a Neat.jpg with a ratoskr now

[Anonymous No.]

Ok anon, you wake up one morning in a strange bed in a strange room. You're alone, and nobody will be back for at least a few hours. How quickly do you realize that it's your waifu's room that you've woken up in, how do you plan to welcome her home after whatever she is out doing, and what will you do in the meantime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90fejwVz02g&t=0m55s

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692314
>How quickly do you realize that it's your waifu's room that you've woken up in
Never. Since I have no idea or any indications that it is my waifus bedroom.
Now, if I were to somehow figure that out, but I don't know how:
> how do you plan to welcome her home after whatever she is out doing
"Hi, where am I? How did I get here? Why didn't I know any of this?" and so on.

>what will you do in the meantime
Search the house for something to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692323
>Search the house for something to do.
She has a rapestation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692305
lovely

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692325
>rapestation
I'll play on it, but god damn it will be hard no to fap.

[Anonymous No.]

Is the fluff on a Ratatoskr's wrists and ankles genuine or part of her outfit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692333
It looks genuine to me, even the thigh high 'socks' seem like actual fur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692333
The legs look like part of her for sure, not sure about the wrists though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692099
>Miss Mofuverse 20XX
>Ratatoskr with 2m tail fluffs
>Fluffy coat Wendigos in coat fashion competitions
>Yeti fluffballs who are more fluff than woman
>Kitsune tail mofu talent - juggling, painting, making a bed out of tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692314
>How quickly do you realize that it's your waifu's room that you've woken up in
It might take awhile, but the fact that her room would look a lot like mine as I imagine her being my alternate reality counterpart would be a pretty big tip off. I'd definitely have myself a look around though.

>how do you plan to welcome her home after whatever she is out doing
Well, assuming I figure out where I am, I'd wait for her on her bed with a smug smile, her reaction after walking in would be priceless!

>what will you do in the meantime
Look around, of course. See what kind of food she has, find her stash of sex toys, maybe check outside a little. If I could get into her computer I'd do lots of research.

[Anonymous No.]

This angel of the lord demands that you repent for your sins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692314
Rub my scent on all of her furniture and leave a "Anon was here" written in cum then run away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692356
Nah, But I'd use her so I could sin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692356
nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692357
Why would you run away? Do you want her to hunt you down and rape you or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692356
With her anus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692364
Yes, though it would be hard to not just jump at her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692360
>>16692362
This OTHER angel of the lord also demands that you repent for your sins. With two angels demanding it, you'll have to!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692375
They can't make me anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692375
I have almost the same name of that angel and I'm a sinner. No one can stop me now, not even god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692375
Can I repent for committing the sin of flesh by fucking them?
Otherwise no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692333
It's genuine.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you at least confess your sins, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692381
That's good to hear.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be badmouthed by this fatsnake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692382
Probably not. My sins died with the old me, now I'm pure again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692314
>How quickly do you realize that it's your waifu's room that you've woken up in
I dunno, probably the excessive amounts of fire and sword motifs alongside an ashtray that has a bunch of burnt out ciggarettes would tip me off
>how do you plan to welcome her home after whatever she is out doing
With cigars and bourbon, can't think of any better time to break those out
>what will you do in the meantime?
Make a sandwich and watch her T.V.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692382
I don't make sins, I make mistakes which I then learn from. I'm not an evil person, but you aren't getting anything out of me anon!

[Anonymous No.]

Some more info from KC

Mershark skin differs in roughness, white parts are smoother, blue parts rougher
As Cursed Sword's corruption "armor" originates from the sword, while she's not entirely the same as the Mershark in that regard, the sharp parts of her armor should have more or less the same effect.
Harblador was right I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692314
Am I 2D or 3D?
Does she have pics of me, or like a weird shrine to me or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692409
Neat, always love it when he gives more info on previous girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692314
I would only realize that it's my waifu's room after looking at her hoard and plushies of me along with some training equipment.

>how do you plan to welcome her home after whatever she is out doing
Pretend to be a plushie and surprise hug with nuzzles

>what will you do in the meantime
Explain the situation to her family and hopefully not get raped by her aunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692375
if they can reisisty my temptations

[Anonymous No.]

>smug little information manipulators
>excessive blackmail you can't resist or ignore(tm)
>news people
Well, I honestly don't like the new girl.

It gives me an idea at least for something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692477
Yeah, I'm not a big fan myself.
They can't all be winners though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692045
>they are skilled at using information to set up situations in which there is absolutely no escape for the man, or in which the man will come to them to ask for them
Blackmail Blackmail Blackmail Backmail Blackmail

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692491
It could work for yandere scenarios.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692489
Not to mention their blackmail should have no effect on people who just don't care.
>I know your secrets!
>I don't care
>But I'll expose them!
>Still don't care
>But-
>I don't give a flying fuck. GO.
>Squirrel is later at a pub, drinking heavily

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692512
Pretty much.
Playing chicken with me like that wouldn't work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692519
Only really works on politicians either way since they care about their image more than anything.

1/10, KC. Should have done Phoenix or Byako, Genbu, Suzaku, and Seiryu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692512
As much as the idea sickens me, I'm wonder if there's ways to crush the smug like this for other smug monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692538
Counterintelligence is the best thing to deal with smug nutkins besides people with no fucks to give.

[Anonymous No.]

Opinions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692545
I don't like kuu, ergo I don't like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692477
>It gives me an idea at least for something.
Now that you've mentioned it, I'm terribly intrigued (no)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692530
Now the real question is if she uses the stuff she learned to try and seduce me.

God help her if she tries though My fetishes are not for the meek and some contradict

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692538
For a Chesh you have to be total 100% serious, never find their antics funny, or even acknowledge them. You have to be a patient and strong willed person to do so.

Hellhounds need you to show you're the boss, which is a feat in and of itself. However, because of their stubborn and unruly nature, you have to do this NONSTOP to ensure she stays in line.
Monkeys stop being smug as soon as you catch them or hit them in any way. Even a smack. Preferably a hard smack you know where.

Otohime just needs you to call her a hag for her smarmy ojou haughtyness to deflate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692545
The genkiest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692545
I like kuu, ergo I like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692550
You need genki mantises then

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692567
Probablt that or sell it to other monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692568
>never find their antics funny
That would be the hardest part since Cheshires are certainly capable of highly comedic shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692545
A cutie in her own right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692577
Eh, I'd be fine either way

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692579
You basically have to channel Rogal Dorn to counter it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692550
>>16692569
>>16692571
>>16692583
I value all your opinions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692572
I also am not a fan of making MGs into something completely different from what they are.
I leave the stoic bugs for people who like them, I don't want to try to twist them to fit my ideal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16691761
>Ratatoskr acting as an information broker, as well as embellishing about her husbando
>Likes to stir shit with a Dragon friend of hers by saying your cock's the size of the Yggdrasil's trunk, and it's all due to Mofu-Love
>Lets you dote on her because she enjoys being snuggled in your big strong Viking arms
>Is an absolute quick shot and size queen in bed, often times complaining you're going to break her with your 'godly endowments'
>Sex with her always ends in maybe one or two orgasms for you, and like nine for her, until she's unconscious from the pleasure
>That feeling when you still have to awkwardly smooth it over with people when she usually reacts to the question of "If you're a squirrel, where are your nuts?" by grabbing your genitals

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692587
>sells it to the Matango Kingdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692594
Individual black sheep always ecist in every group anon.
There's always a genki mantis or Lich, or a fatalistic dandere fairy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692597
>Matango Kingdom
It's just a glorified shroom grove!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692611
Nope. Has a monarchy and even Matango that evolved enough to walk around and interact with things like people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692620
So it's got a few Mad Hatters. Big deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692589
So one must play Dead in pretend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692611
Just watch out for those corrupted traitors.

Damn goombas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692628
Or be the densest, most blunt and straightforward guy ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692597
Eh, I'm fine with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692635
Cheshires are the kind of girls to laugh at their own jokes, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692635
But humans are already blunt but for their nails and teeth

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirl tittybars
Y/N?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692593
Though they may never compare to Automatons in superiority (What other MG species can?) , Ratatoskrs still have a fine amount of potential.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692648
It's just a glorified dating service

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692627
Only 2 Hatters, who are merchants that have insane bargains. The rest are genuine Matango.
On the plus side, the climate and condensed magic of the region has made their spores behave differently. No longer do the spores infect people and turn men into fun-guys and women into mushrooms, instead they grow more Matango out of damp soil or the occasional wet rag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692651
Chief-san is cute! And fearsome! And definitely not a robot!

[Anonymous No.]

What advantages would installing a fat butt on your combat Automaton give?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692665
Impact Cushioning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692665
Counterbalance!
Better center of gravity!
More weight to throw into attacks!
And much higher sexual stimulation!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692665
Quicker landing and a cushion to absorb damage from impact.
Bigger breasts will give them more carry capacity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692665
Some Automatons naturally come with big rears.

[Anonymous No.]

So, uh, is it too early to make bets for when a shortstack Ratatosk gets drawn up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692688
Word on the treeroot is it's already being worked on

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692688
Too hard to tell since some ideas get drawn up at random.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692651
That Orc is way too adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692659
I wonder what bodytype she has under that cloak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692692
If that's the case then I'll go 'nuts'. I kinda like those squirrels
>>16692695
Well, I mean, at least it's not an impossibility. At least well eventually get some rodent butt, eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692688
Wait for nav to see her, it's a 50/50 chance on if he makes her flat or a shortstack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692699
Are you gonna play with her tummy and nibble her floppy ears while calling her a piggy?
>>16692703
Probably pretty plain, though maybe the Orcs tried to feed her to get her a more Orcish figure to no avail

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692712
I'll take those odds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692715
I'll pinch her little pigtail and spank her booty while telling her I'm her new chief

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692670
>>16692674
>>16692676
What other mods and equipment should combat Automatons have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692657
>or the occasional wet rag
Image related. Are you ready for your matango daughterus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692734
No, because I am not a filthy subhuman who revels in his own filth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692715
>Probably pretty plain, though maybe the Orcs tried to feed her to get her a more Orcish figure to no avail
She should at least have a big butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692767
The biggest butt in the tribe
Dats why she's da boss

[Anonymous No.]

Where does your daughteru go to school anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692712
>Doraf-proportioned Ratatoskr
That's dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692651
>Orcs
Where's that one Anon and his Orc ramblings pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692785
Why do you want to know

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692785
All five?
On the island of Nun-ya. Nun-ya-bussiness

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692337
>>16692340
After looking at the profile image I realize that I failed to notice that she had feet paws, whoops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692728
Probability missiles.
Interdimensional railgun.
Laser eyes.
Milkshake dispenser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692833
>Milkshake dispenser
Desire to know more

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692833
No anon, you're the milkshake dispenser!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692842
Her milkshake brings all the shotas to the yard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692860
That sounds illegal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692860
I'm calling the police

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry a soft Ghost who's bitter about dying a virgin and would be a very dangerous girl for me to abandon or betray.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tie a Kiki to her bed and bounce my erect cock up and down on her forehead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692903
I'd love to bukkake a tied-up Kiki and enjoy her angry faces when I keep getting her and the bed dirty and she can't clean it up.

[Anonymous No.]

Would monstergirls have pets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692867
>>16692870
Not illegal if she's a monster. Says so on the MGC constitution.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692949
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692949
Sounds perverse, especially for the animal types. A human pet would be fine, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692949
Pharaohs tend to have a snek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692963
Can snek talk? Because I need a wacky sidekick with a celebrity voice for my MGE adventures.

[Anonymous No.]

How much bullying is too much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692899
What a scary girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692971
Any. Girls should be teased at most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692976
This.
I can assure you, I know of no stable relationships that involved bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692970
Doppelganger is for you.
Maybe a Shog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692980
Bullying hurts and hurting monster girls is wrong. It's okay to embarrass them or something, like by tickling them until they yelp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692949
In my headcanon, absolutely. There'd be no fear of accidental monsterization except for in extreme cataclysmic circumstances, and even that could be prevented with a shot or a pill or something.

I'm not sure if I'd want a pet or not though, but if I did it would be a cat. Having a dog would be too weird when my waifu is a canine type, at least in my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692996
I think it would be fine, like having a pet lemur or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692996
Just have your waifu be your dog and take her on walks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693006
Okay, Woodhouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16691422
Cheshires are sweet girls deep down. They just want their husbando to smile.

>>16691459
>I wonder if the Mershark would shamefully drink from the pool while he didn't look
Why would she when she's got the real deal snuggled up next to her?
Would Mersharks and the like sleep on gel beds is the question?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692949
Confirmed pets monsters girls have include:

1. Tentacle brain plants.
2. Small breeds of monster realm pigs.
3. Dogs (a particular baphomet is noted to love dogs and model her Sabbath branch's uniform with a dog motif).
4. Intelligent monster realm cobras (though they may be limited to pharaohs, and are as much partners as pets).

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693006
I don't know anon, canine girls make really deep emotional connections almost automatically with those that they love. I feel that would extend to pets at least partially if not all the way. It would be fine if monstergirls weren't so sexual, but as it is I just couldn't do it.

>>16693013
I'd do that anyway anon, both with her and our daughteru. After dinner evening walks would be really comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692970
KC says the snakes are intelligent, but the only talking animals so far mentioned are those found in the fairy kingdom's dimension.

[Anonymous No.]

Help ratatoskr is driving Anubis crazy. Every time ratatoskr show up Anubis stops whatever she's doing to yell and chase out the ratatoskr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693032
The bapho probably has a few wonderland items to use on her husband to go further in her love fore dogs.
Sickening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16691781
http://pastebin.com/KUM4NyEM

Courtesy via Ochiverde

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693037
God damn it Quicksilver the KDFhog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693042
Anubis is too autistic to be bothered by her secrets being known.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693041
I wonder if the snake ever acts as a wingman for her? Seeking out nice husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693057
Autistic girls are the best girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693037
I can understand why that would be weird for you mister doggy degenerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693063
I always liked the idea of the Snake being a polymorphed Desert Lamia.
I also like the idea of her being the Pharaoh's surrogate mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693042
How improper!

[Anonymous No.]

It's a nice day dude... Wouldn't you rather be outside?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693108
No tubby, it's supposed to rain here soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693108
I'm learning how to draw and already jogged today. Nothing will make me unlazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693108
You should be outside exercising FATTY!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693112
>>16693129
You guys are rude. Tubby monster girls shouldn't be bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693112
>>16693129
Very well dude, we'll do some intense indoor training. There's only 2 kungfu sticks, so try not to get hit too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693144
I'd practice kung-fu for the sole purpose of grabbing her massive mammaries

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693141
Shhh, I'm trying to get them to sit on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693141
Chubby Demons are for sitting on your lap and playing video games with!
Preferably at the same time as talking about if you should try for a kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693156
Sometimes dreams don't come true, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693141
Navs art has progressed nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693129
No Anon, -this- is a fatty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693259
>I :heart: sweets

I like a girl who likes sweets too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693258
Experience is the ultimate teacher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693266
My Nigerian

[Anonymous No.]

I missed you losers
Did the second encyclopedia world info ever get translated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693305
I recall seeing a few bits loosely translated

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693259
Fucking lewd shark tooth sister.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone by chance has that one tumblr that tells you your favorite monstergirl by comparing two of them at once and ranking them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693259
Ah, I want to paizuri a Komodo.
Irrumating her would make for a nice scary boner, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693327
Harblador?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693301
Especially if they're trying to hide it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693317
You just reminded me to update it.
http://mgecharactersorter.tumblr.com/
On that note if anyone wants to do it when Ratatoskr is "officially" translated and I haven't updated it yet, call me a faggot in the thread or something. I tend to forget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693345
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693108
I'm sick with hayfever, and I got work to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693339
But anon, that's not Suika!

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

Whoever's posting those temporary translations on places like the wiki and Danbooru, go fuck yourself. I don't wanna take shit when I end up making a slip up and suddenly thousands of people have the wrong idea or get disappointed when the "real" translation is out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693488
Checked the uploader of the image and surprise surprise, it's worldendDominator. If you check the edit history it was him who added the translation too.

If anything gets posted in these threads you can bet it'll end up on danbooru within the hour, including drawfag stuff without using the artist's blog as a source. He even uploads latenight stuff occasionally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16691761
Foxes, hide your men!

There's new mofu on the block!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693508
>is a Cait-Sith-level shithead
My money's on "forgotten in a week."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693507
I'm just saying that as a total amateur I don't want my unreliable "translations" spreading all over the place. I already feel bad enough when I mess up and end up misinforming you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693514
>TFW I unironically don't hate Cait Sith

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693533
I want to get forced to eat out several 35-50-yo 'Nooks on film as repayment of my debts to one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693533
I would give anything for a shortstack tanuki and ratatoskr. Anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693533
A deadly combo
Tanuk takes all your coin
Rat blackmails you into giving Tanuk all your coin

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693533
The Ratatoskr probably charges heavily for touching her tail.

She'll walk through town, swishing it back and forth, knowing that eventually someone can't resist.

From there on they'll be carrying around the Ratatoskr's luggage and keeping her tail well-brushed, becoming something of an indentured servant.

Along with sensual footpaw massages in one of the more expensive inn rooms at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693520
If anyone gets blamed it'll be him for making the edits hopefully.

Besides, you get things right the vast majority of the time, it'd be silly for anyone to get mad at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693533
>You'll never work for a Ratatoskr who runs her own media press.
>She wears a suit, but her large fluffy tail sticks out the back, always pointing up to make her look taller than she is.
>Has you delivering news and messages between all sorts of scary Dragon Girls, but they tip very well.
>Sometimes she delivers messages herself, she has a treadmill in her room and likes to keep in shape, in case she needs to visit Nidhogg and tell her to stop chewing on the world tree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693585
>Having to be at least a metre and a half away from her or she'll knock you over with her tail when she turns around

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693533
What if a Tanuki hired a Ratatoskr to be her sales-pitch girl?
What if Ratatoskr Billy Maes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693590
>Spins around, lightly biffing you in the face with her tail.
>She looks over her shoulder at you, with a smug grin on her face.
>"Can't help yourself huh? I don't blame you, it is pretty impressive."
>Walks back to her office swishing her tail back and forth.
>Now she thinks you've got an office crush on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693606
Keikaku dori

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693533
Ratas is better!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693556
Even be their paizuri slave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693606
>Not "Can't helps yourself huh? I don't blames you, it is pretties impressive."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693617
>Wow. It's just so big!
>"I know!"
>I mean, look at it. I can't even hold it with two hands!
>"B-Be careful!"
>Just touching it is making it twitch.
>"N-Not so rough! I'm gonna-"
>Anon: "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693533
I'm not just some dumb boyim they can jerk around, you know!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693606
>Get called to her office later.
>Aw jeez, hope it's not because of those late deliveries.
>Open the door.
>She's jogging on her treadmill, in tight gym spats and a sports bra, which suspect she's padded it out a bit.
>She stops it and hops off, grabbing a water bottle and a towel.
>"Oh hey Anon, just having a bit of a workout, just a little run, nothing impressive."
>You're not sure where to look, it's kind of weird seeing your boss dressed like this.
>Ask if this is about the deliveries.
>"Huh? Oh no, just wanted to, uh, talk that's all."
>Her tail is starting to go nuts.
>Talking with her is always strange, since her head only goes up to your chest, but her tail reaches your head's height. You always feel like you're talking to her tail for some reason.
>"Do you want to grab a drink or something after work? A-As co-workers of course!"

Do you date your Squirrel boss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16691761
Looks more like a chipmunk than a squirrel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693615
Even though I consider myself a dom, yes, I would gladly let myself be milked dry by those milk tanks. Throw in a kitsune and I can die a happy man wrapped up in a bushy tail heaven

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693639
>Do you date your Squirrel boss?
>in tight gym spats and a sports bra
>Do you
>Date
>Your squirrel boss?
There should be no fraternising in the workplace
But

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693639
>Do you date your Squirrel boss?
Only if she lets me pick her up and carry her on my shoulders

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693644
It's just a drink after work with your boss.

Which may or may not lead to consensual fun at her place that night...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693639
Now I'm not usually into small girls OR mofu, but I fucking love her gusto.
Alright boss, you gots yourself a scoop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693654
I was under the influence!
Were I not drunk such things would've never happened!
I am not highly tolerable of alcohol, no sir! I am the lightest of weights!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693654
>consensual fun at her place that night
Aggressive tail petting and stroking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693639
I like a driven woman. Plus dat tail...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693639
Never really was too much into bushy tails, but she looks nice.

I would give her a try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693663
You want her fluffy squirrel tail, don't you Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693667
>"Aw yeah hon', get both your hands in there... that's it, right there, oooh right there, that's the spot... uunf! I-inside! Finish stroking inside, all the way to the base! Aaahh!"
>"Phew! Thanks hon'. Been a while since I got a deep scrub back there. More wine?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693678
I would be lying if I said I didn't want to just touch it. You know, just to get a feel for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693679
I wonder how drunken hands feels on those bushy fluffy tails. I don't think boss will be able to hold out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693654
>Consensual fun
>When they're predisposed to fuck it up and run away

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693692
>Ratt devises a plan to get Anon drunk and have him touch her fluffy tail and have it slowly lead to sex
>Panics the minute he reaches for her tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693688
Yeah, that's how it starts, lightly brushing a pristine, fluffy tail lightly with your hand.

Then before you know it, you're on the streets, begging girls for your next mofu fix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693703
That won't happen, Anonymous. I have control
The penis may have more control than I, but when it comes to just lightly touching a fluffy tail, I will not be swayed
I have control, Anonymous. I will not become an addict

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693691
>"Mmnf... deeper, hon', go lower and deeper..."
>B-boss, I'm already at the base of your tail...
>she turns her head around and rests her cheek on her hand haughtily before wiggling her SQUIRREL BOOTY right below your hands
>"Well I guess you'll have to figure this story out yourself, hotshot~"
>she spreads her legs lightly and presses her hips up slightly

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693703
>implying I wouldn't kidnap a mofu loli as my plushie slave
Step up sempai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693712
>Implying she wouldn't immediatly panic

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693717
>not pinning her down and intensely molesting her tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693712
I hope she enjoys anal.

>>16693717
Maybe if she's drunk as shit she'll give in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693724
>Weird drunk sex with a drunk Anon and a drunk Ratt
>No one knows what the fuck happened last night

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693717
Alcohol is the bravery of both man and monster. This >>16693733
>>16693724
Oh you know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693733
Oh anon I'm sure she'll know what happened with my dick inside her sore and filled ass.

[Anonymous No.]

How big or small should a girl be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693740
>Rata boss wakes up groggily
>realizes she's got an ass full of anon's dick and a womb full of anon's cum
>panics and stumbles around unsure of what to do
>until anon groggily grab some her ankle and pulls her back into bed, curling her tail around his head as he goes back to sleep

She's messed up now! She better take responsibility as his boss!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693488
Will you translate some of the untranslated making of entries?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693756
Are there any left? There's Dragon Zombie but that had nothing interesting in it so I didn't really bother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693762
Demon's never got translated to my knowledge, not sure if it was just mundane or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693755
That's a nice information.

"Rata boss having forbiden anal sex with her worker!" She better take responsibility indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693782
I bet there's a lot of porn films with a plot like this. Bosses blackmailing their underlings into depraved sex acts in her office and so on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693790
This time the boss is in danger though. If it gets out that dhe is a buttslut what will happen to her popularity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693799
Does it really matter? Husbando get, who cares about popularity or workplace rumors once that matter is settled?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693762
Lich, Hakutaku, Cancer were translated long ago, but the translations were lost and weren't archived. Pharaoh's translation is also just sorta rough and more of an overview than a word-by-word translation. I know Demon, Apophis, Otohime, and Dragon Zombie pls translate were never translated. Not entirely certain about others.

This is a decent pool of some of them, not sure how finish it is though. http://pastebin.com/dRz7nCmt

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693755
Hopefully her breasts are big enough to breastfeed a lot of daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693805
Damn, that's a lot of dedication. Would touch fluffy tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693799
Bosses' authority just increases when they have a hard dick in their rectum during meetings. It's called a dickthrone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693810
Once she starts getting regular SE deposits and pregnancy kicks in, she says gonna get two heaving double scoops that she's always wanted
One of the better parts of Mamono mana

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693833
Just the way I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tutor a jock Mino.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693850
Squirrel
Milktanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693741
I draw the line at 10'5.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693854
I want a jock Mino to sit on my face

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693860
I want to be the entire school team's plaything.

Basketball team to be specific.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693856
Yep

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693865
Wrestling team. Or track team. Archery? Something. Anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693865
I want to the the entire school esports team's plaything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693871
Archery is filled with Classy ladies, ojous.

Wrestling is....well they haven't the heart to tell them that WWE isn't real.

Track team is...the gym bunnies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693876
Anon do you want to be the plaything of chubby, sweaty nerds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693833
>>16693850
>Rata bosswife flaunts and shows off her new massive bust all over work
>Now she wants you to be her personal tit-carrier to hold them up from behind during headline meetings and prevent them from jiggling too much
>plainly obvious it's just an excuse to get you feeling them up all the time at work
>until one day she freezes mid-meeting when a little bit of wetness starts forming around her nipples through her work suit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693885
Yes.

I want to promise the winner of the club championship a night of passion and then, after the rest of the club haa-haa's and masturbates wildly while watching me gently deflower the winner, be begged to promise a gangbang with all of them if they win the nationals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693886
>personal tit-carrier
Ratatoskr's are short ladies so I'd hope one would be okay with getting carried.
Those tails though, how much would those lovely masses of mofu weigh in comparison to the squirrel oppai?
>until one day she freezes mid-meeting when a little bit of wetness starts forming around her nipples through her work suit
That's my jam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693899
Just remember every other team pet promised that to their teams too.

I imagine it's just a team of Hex Maniacs with monster parts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693877
>Track team
>Sweaty girls in spats and gym shirts

>Swimming team
>Wet girls in skin tight swimming suits

Time to train to become the water boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693918
You. I like you. You get me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693850
Dorafs are perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693850
Dorafs are far too lewd.
I want to impregnate them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693876
What kind of dorks even joins an esports team! I'm gonna call their game shit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693900
>Rata wife grinding her huge tail on your face while she forces you to mash your hands over her leaking heaving tits before work one day
>"Fufufu, I dunno babe, what do you think weighs more, the back fluff or the front 'fluff'?"
>sigh as she turns around and jumps up to shove your face into one of her massive tits as her legs lock around your waist, knowing you're gonna be late to work for the fifteenth day in a row
>You swear they're getting even bigger lately
>You KNOW they're getting even tastier and fuller

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693916
Hey now, not all the nerds can have a perfect body like Hex Maniac. There's going to be a lot of super skinny girls, too.

>>16693931
The kind of dorks who'll get their glasses painted white if they win the big game!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693918
>Tennis team
>Filled with haughty ojous

>Basketball team
>Filled with 7 foot tall muscle girls.
>>16693934
Nothing a little junk food won't cure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693922
We operate on the same wavelength, my friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693869
... I recognize that typing style and file name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693944
But anon, I like the twig girls, too. It feels extra lewd to make love to them them when they feel like they could snap in two if I thrust too hard. It's just as good as pounding the chubby girls like a jackhammer.

[Anonymous No.]

Think you're tough? Go to the arena, one on one endurance battles against all kinds of strong and warrior monsters. You battle til one is tired out or gives up. If you win you can keep going on fighting or marry the one you beat and gain her as the prize. But be warned lose anytime and you get the Matango pit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693957
Well I want mg MG esports team to have a nice thickness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693964
Well I want my MG esports team to be muscular and tan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693959
Nah.
The risk/reward ratio is kinda screwed up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693959
Couple arena is the best, especially if you have a dragon waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693957
Pudgy nerds are a must.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693972
Okay we can go back and forth like this all we want but can we answer the important question?

Would you dress as you MG esports team favorite character? You will be subject to lewd panting, pictures and touching you in places.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693978
>People with any sort of doragon waifu's are banned from the arena because they're busted

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693980
Only if they do it too. I'd love to roleplay getting gangbanged by all the female characters in their favorite fighting game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693989
They might get a little too into it.

[Anonymous No.]

A severe (but non-tornado producing) thunderstorm passes suddenly through your town. Torrential rain, medium to large hail, gusting winds, and heavy lightning. How do your wives and families respond and what do you do until the storm passes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693999
Proceed to not give a single fuck. Living on the ocean floor is pretty neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693999
That's a pretty normal storm, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693998
I don't mind. I fully expect them to stand in a ring around me and pass my head around, each ramming my face into her crotch to get a good licking. One of them might even get really into character as the kick lady and trample me a bit. Who knows, I might even cum from it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693999
My waifu and daughteru have phobias of storms, so the poor girls would usually retreat to the furthest place in the house to get away from it.

That would be the comfy room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693999
Cuddle by the fire maybe watching a movie or just enjoying the sounds battering against the windows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693999
I think it'd arouse the raiju wife like nothing else could. Goodbye pelvis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693999
We go fuck on the tallest hill we can find.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693999
Well, it's a good thing I'd just move into my waifu's volcanic cave home and just make it into a house.
Just grab my daughterus and waifu and hole up near a geothermal vent further in and take hot mineral baths with my family 'til the storm blows over

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693999
Cuddle up the whole family in the living room with a movie and a comfy fire.
And just because they'd be scared otherwise, the kids can sleep in Mom and Dad's room for the night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693999
I do this to waifu to cheer her up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694014
>That would be the comfy room.
Isn't that the one with the straitjackets QSDF?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694012
Which ones do you want to dress as what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693984
That's pretty rude. Maybe have like a big evebt dragon battle royale or something.

>>16693999
They don't fly. Other than that everything is normal.

[Anonymous No.]

Shiny/recoloured Shogg when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693869
I want Shoggy to go and stay go with his lactation shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694033
I'd really like for one of the rail-thin girls to dress up as Sadako for some onryo rape roleplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694049
Once someone buys 600 of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693999
My waifu practices over the top sinister laughter and poses to time with the lightening and thunder before we both laugh and sip some wine while slow lap dance/fucking on the couch.
Maybe she tries to work it into some fearboner stuff that night if it keeps up, but it would probably just mellow her out for a nice more vanilla night with some fucking while a movie plays in the background.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694032
Yes anon, that's the one.

My waifu might be able to watch the storm with me if we took the correct precautions and I cuddled her while whispering reassuring things to her, but my daughteru would need some hardcore sensory deprivation to be even semi-comfortable outside the comfy room. My waifu wouldn't want to leave our daughteru alone either, especially at such a scary time so they'd usually both go down there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694052
Sadako is very cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694049
Want me to put it on the list for when I get back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694062
Sadako getting a faceful of semen while crawling out of a TV is the best porn parody visual ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694061
At least you're helping them. Or something. I don't know man, some of the things you do will always be weird to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694012
>The fighting game team you mascot for decides to "thank" you by taking turns ravaging you while cosplaying various fighting game girls.
>One dressed as Cammy sits on your face and grinds while bending backwards to deepthroat you
>One dressed as Chun-Li pumps your dick with her thunder thighs.
>One dressed as Juri pins you down and holds your face close to hers while overstimulating you with her pussy and licking up your ahegao tears.
>The twins dressed as Morrigan and Lilith grind their spandex clad pussies against your dick.
>One dressed as Mai Shiranui wraps her massive mammaries around your dick and pumps while grinning lewdly.
>The catgirl dressed as Taokaka mewls lewdly as you thrust into her from below.
>ect. ect. It all ends with a big gangbang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694070
Sadako getting stuck in the TV is better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694065
If it's not too much trouble, that'd be awesome!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694076
Tiny Sadako coming out of a smartphone is nice, too. I'd love to use one as an onahole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694076
>A chubby Onryo girl starts crawling out of Anon's TV to try and rape him.
>She gets stuck and all her scariness evaporates as she tries to get unstuck.
>Her smugness vanishes when anon whips out his dick and facefucks her into submission.
>Then anon uses some oil to pull her out of the TV and have his way with her.
>They go to school the next day hand in hand with her blushing the whole way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694078
Got ya. I'll ask when I get back Sunday to get colors you wanna see. First someone requested a Lilim or Demon with Cupid's color scheme, so I'll do the Shogg after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694051
There is literally nothing wrong with monstergirl lactation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694081
How cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694086
How's the beach Demonfag? Any mershark attacks or seagull harpies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694081
I want to breed Hex Sadako in the rectum.
Spooky ghosts breed though their ass, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694051
Lactation is fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694093
Great, but if there's a Monstergirl that can be blamed for sunburn, I'm gonna find her and have my waifu kick her ass. Peace!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694102
No, but they have spectacular asses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694102
Hex Maniacs are so cute. Goddamn 20/10 design.

[Anonymous No.]

Did he choose the right option?

[Anonymous No.]

where is Satyros when you need one? I need gentle hangover-nursing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694109
Was that a pun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694110
I want someone to shoop Hex Maniac into a Komodo already. She'd be perfect for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Wake up to this
What do

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693640
Ah, but technically chipmunks are squirrels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694119
>Harpy by JUN
Oh be still my heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694113
No. I'm just saying ghost girls like Onryos would have enormous asses with tight anuses.

>>16694118
>Komodo
You mean the shitty girl who doesn't exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694119
>you will never wake up to find a thicc fluffy CC Harpy in your bed
Also, I demand the origin of that image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694119
this is not my beautiful wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694119
Sleeping rape her in the cloaca, and if she doesn't wake up, in the paizuri hole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694119
If it were my waifu instead of some random bird lady, I'd see how long it takes her to wake up with me groping both of her breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694125
>shitty girl
How rude. She just smells like that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694131
What if she wakes up while you're cumming inside her and then giggles says she knew you wouldn't be able to resist her?
And then before you can get away she lunges forward and squeezes your dick between her tits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694138
Komodo is bad and you should feel bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694131
I don't think she has a cloaca.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694144
I'm okay with that. She'd better be gentle with those tiddies, tho, I'm sensitive after just filling her up.

[Anonymous No.]

>talk about thunderstorms in the thread
>thunderstorm comes in real life
Why can't this work with my waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to do this with this mouth

[Anonymous No.]

I want to do things with this mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694148
There will be no mercy.
Only when she's gotten you off in every way possible to her at the time will she stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694111
I'd definitely say so. She looks cute as a lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694155
Talk with the nearby Ryu in your heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694175
But my waifu is not a Ryu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694138
She will never be real. Not even KC real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694179
It's a ryu friend. She doesn't need to be your waifu at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694159
Is the untranslated version even on Sadpanda? I can'r find it when I search Juns stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694159
Spill the beans faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693999
We fuck outside on the balcony hard as rain lashes us and the wind steals the heat from my body and her already cold one, until our skin horripilates and tightens, with droplets of rain splashing off as our hips collide, her soft regal body shuddering with ecstasy as bursts of warmth shoot out inside her, emphasized by the frigid temperatures.

Then we head inside and towel off, cuddling before the fire and read, watch or listen to something together as thunder arcs high over our keep-styled mansion.

And then I probably cook some food for us both, because wind always makes me restless and energetic.

[Anonymous No.]

“I hug the mannequins in stores to confuse nearby wurms!”

[Anonymous No.]

I love Squirrels!

I'm a slave to their fluffy tails!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694225
>Yeti says, pretending not to be soul crushingly lonely

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694225
That's not evil, it just makes her look dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694228
And that's the scoop!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694228
I love reptiles!

I'm a slut for rough scales.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694088
>>16694103
Correct, but lactation when he does it is heresy that requires Exterminatus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694228
Just get your fishing line and grab some peanuts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8wwceaN4n8

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694245
>rough scales
>not moisturizing them
It's the plates that are rough. I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16691761
Busty sunflower girl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694228
I love Chaos!

Milk for the Khorne Flakes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694283
I see where you're going with this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqYT8dL4ZeQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694228
>>16694235
>Hot news! Anon is a slut for fluffy tails!
>In other news, local reporter quits in order to marry and settle down as a housewife.

>>16694286
Same, chaos girls are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>Martyrs are just the first to die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694297
>Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Anon has a crush on me!~ Kyaa!~

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694297
Chaos girls are far from the best. I wonder when is the next good chaos girl will show up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694300
I knew it. Wurms can't be trusted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694317
Otohimes are the only type of dragon you should avoid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694312
>Chaos girls
>Not good
Hey, at least they bully the fucking furries even in /tg/

[Anonymous No.]

Shortie Dullahan lifting her head up as high as she can so she can steal a kiss from you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16691761
Experiment #2345342. Looks okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694336
Super tall musclehan taking her head off and putting it at boob level so she can kiss you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694348
S M U G
M
U
G

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dUAyIAp0rM

Dullahans are LEWD

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694348
Might just copy his style yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694327
Well, they are okay because Wendies and Flayers and it's nice to have some bad ends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694351
Twin Dullahans swapping heads to confuse you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694348
Holy shit that's lewd as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694348
>Dat Smugness
>Dat bare-minimum nipple-coverage
SUGOI.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694348
I implore you to continue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694303
Daaaw

[Anonymous No.]

>Play BoTW
>Get to Gerudo village
>observe the "special class"

Oh my.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692491
>it's the squirrels I tell ya
>they're behind it all
>changing the context of the infromation landscape
SQUIRRELS

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSUXXzN26zg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694396
>That one Gerudo who clearly advocates kidnapping and aggressive marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694303
Das cute.
>>16694396
It's only many millennia after OoT that they try to make attempts at better getting men.
Shame that genetics and breeding with Hylian men didn't remove their big unsightly schnozzes though.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sexually assault a smug squirrel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694414
Her name is Risa. And I've already had sex dreams about her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692744
This. Like seriously what the fuck is wrong with that anon. Spores aren't a joke, that shit's a bitch to remove and the deadlier ones can straight up kill you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694396
>>16694414
Starting to regret not getting this game.

But now I've got Nier Automata and Horizon Zero Dawn instead, and Mass Effect at the end of the month. Would I even play a fourth open world RPG if I picked it up? Hell haven't played Xenoblade X in ages...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694414
Clearly the best girl.
>>16694417
Adorable.
>>16694421
Tell me more please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694419
I want to start a rumor war against a Squirrel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694336

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694423
I'm planning on playing three of them (though my interest in Horizon is lagging) but there's nothing wrong with buying a Switch later when it has more games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694225
Yetis go to department stores just to try out the beds and hug the pillows

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694428
You can't not reward that determination!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694423
>actually considering ME with its blue genderbent Shrek and generally horrendous bioware QC
>>16694428
If she had pointed ears I'd take the time to tease them before smooching her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694426
>Tell me more please.
Basically I come home from work and the next thing I know is that I'm in a bed tied up at her mercy. You can pretty much guess the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694428
>barb and loen trying out new brushes
looks naisu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694438
I've liked every previous Mass Effect just fine, 3's "Star Child" bullshit aside.

Deep-space exploration is just my thing. I'd post the Anubis in a space suit pic if I weren't on a work computer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694441
Sounds just wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694228
I love Seahorses!

I'm a slave to them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694419
I want to be led around by a short one as she brushes underneath my chin with the tip of her tail.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girls would become biologists?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694473
The nerds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694428
>those lips
unf. 10/10 would kiss.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never be a subordinate to a big ratatoskr who had an athletic physique once due to physically running information but grew softer after taking control of her network
>You'll never help her wage information warfare with rival tauki

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694417
>>16694421
>>16694426
"Leave? Who said anything about you leaving?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694499
An entire race with tumblr noses. How horrific

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694502
Anon, if they had tumblr noses their noses would be obnoxiously round and some bright color.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694506
I'll give you colour, but round isn't the only shape. That trunk is pretty common too

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694499
I'm assuming Plague drew that?
>>16694502
At least Riju is attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694511
>At least Riju is attractive.
I'd need to see her profile to be the judge of that

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694499
>filename

Should I be worried?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694516
>I'd need to see her profile to be the judge of that
All you need to know is that she wants Links dick. She also has plushy sand seals in her bedroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694499
You could dig adamantine with that nose

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694502
Eh, I just have it in my mind that they are Jewish and the horror goes away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694523
Anon, profile means the side of ones face, just in case you're under a misunderstanding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694520
Anon, Gerudos are pretty much Desert Amazons.
If you're in one's tent then you're going to be making babies. Lots of babies.
She won't be gentle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694525
>Jewish and the horror goes away.
That's not how horror works

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694520
I don't know, does the idea of rough sex for the purpose of procreation worry you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694531
Will we at least cuddle after?
>>16694540
I'm scaroused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694544
Depends on the Gerudo but most likely yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694546
I'd endure any pain for big girl cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694548
It won't be painful. It's just going to be rough and last a long time.
You'll probably go beyond even Torogao by the time she's done.
She'll even nestle your head between her big brown bosom and stroke your hair as you fall asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694527
Ahh, okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694431
I want to start a hugging contest with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694556
>Torogao

Explain further.

That sounds just perfect though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694574
It's what's beyond Ahegao.
You know those faces when it looks like they're melting in pleasure? That's a Torogao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694579
Oh my. That googd huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694582
Extremely good. In order to keep their husbands from trying to flee I'd guess that all Gerudo are well trained in the tantric arts and bodily control.
Which basically means, brace yourself boy. She's skilled in slow, ball draining sex and has vaginal muscle control.

[Anonymous No.]

"Anon! What is best in life?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694599
Waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694599
WIFE IS LIFE, BUT ALCOHOL IS A DEAR FRIEND

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694599
Rough roleplay sex with neck kissing.
The blushing face of a demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694599
Mating pressing strong monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694599
Waifu and a retreat in the mountains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694599
Making the wife smile. I mean, cumming in her is still pretty awesome, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694599
Impregnating a cute monster girl and raising our daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

Do all monsters have wombs that completely digest and absorb semen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694599
Adventure!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694599
My wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694625
Yes.
It's why repeated cumflation of monster girls can lead them to put on weight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694595
I'll try my best to make sure she feels good too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694599
My waifu and my daughteru!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694599
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!

[Anonymous No.]

Of all the things to miss, I miss the squirrel girl? What a time to be late to the party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694599
Imagining my waifu's tired, smiling face while she cuddles me into the night after a long evening of intense loving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APnkThjkaDo

[Anonymous No.]

>>16691761
I want one so bad, but I'm afraid I would spend more time cuddling her tail than 'cuddling' her.
Would that make me a bad husbando?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694713
>If their husband embraces their tail, she will also feel a different sort of "comfort", so to make the experience of "embracing" her own body even better, many of their husbands will enjoy their tails to their fullest before making love with their wives.

It would make you the best husbando, as long as you tenderly love her afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694713

>You wanna fondle my tail too?

I never want to stop. It's not even a sexual thing. It just looks so... inviting and warm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694713
It wouldn't make you a bad husbando, in fact maybe you could cuddle sideways and put her tail between your legs and have it rub your back while you be the big spoon to her and move your thighs to massage the base of her tail.

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>>16694694
Spoken to an Amazonian sort, wouldn't that be "Lamentations of their men"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694722
>Posting a dyke.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Ratatoskr CC whose chubby because she doesn't do the message delivery or info gathering at her company anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694747
I imagine that some Ratatoskr carry cameras and tape recorders around for intel purposes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694764
Probably do.
I wanna take one out for a date, get her drunk and replace her tape recorder with me listing off comments about her.

[Anonymous No.]

Ratatoskr revealing kunoichi secrets, when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694779
Hopefully soon, I'd pay quite a bit of coin for tips on how to get a Kunoichi wife.

[Anonymous No.]

This bird is a great singer and I am a Fan of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694792
Stay single, and become a politician! Eventually someone is going to hire a kunoichi to get you out of the picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694816
But I'm not smart enough to become a politician.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694820
You could always joining a criminal organization. Those guys are always in need of nameless thugs, since they keep getting snatched up by vigilante ninjas.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's talk about moths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694838
Would working as a freelance mercenary make me eligible for a lewd ninja coming after me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694844
Might get some oni or lizard bycatch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694844
Probably!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694840
mofu > pofu
It's the truth and you all know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694846
>>16694849
Why do MGE girls make themselves so hard to obtain? Being the proactive one is like trying to hunt a god damn Unicorn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694599
Hot water, good dentishtry, and shoft lavatory paper.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to keep an eye out for those sneaky Ratatoskr trying to take notes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694878
I'm pretty sure I'd be way too deviant and degenerate for any of them to take notes on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694878
Gonna masturbate aggressively to ratatoskr porn while one watches from a vent or window!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694896
>Implying any of us aren't
>Implying one wouldn't use those notes to make herself more attractive for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694899
And she's going to masturbate to your masturbation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694901
Ah, the circle of life.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/pkjd/status/840396316366725121
Mr Bones' Wild Ride™ rides again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694900
But I'm already married!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694905
Oh shit really?
Albedo best girl, can't wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694905
About time.

[Anonymous No.]

I just had this stupid idea for a story.

>Anon gets hit by the Isekai truck.
>Ends up in MG world.
>However, he ends up being bitter from getting forever aloned by one too many girls back home and starts going around breaking the hearts of many MGs.
>He's done it so many times, a few MGs just decide to drop out of dating altogether.
>Now the cupids plot to make anon fall in love before his bitterness winds up killing romance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694910
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694908
>Implying they won't try and get you going with bigamy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694905
SUBARASHI!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694920
Utterly devoted yandere murderschemer > a million bugs huddled together in the shape of a person

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694933
P L E B E I A N

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694917
Sounds like shit. I'd read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694905
...Am I the only one reminded of Daffy Duck when I see that face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694921
I'm already doing that too anon, there isn't room for anyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694899
>>16694901
>Shy ratatoskr accidentally reenacts Alien Isolation by drugging anon with with raging mushrooms and then chickening out into the vents

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694948
>Ratatoskr
>Moving around in vents with her massive fluffy tail
Pick one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694956
>Squirrel not makes racket running through vents
I didn't say she would last long

[Anonymous No.]

Time for spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694993
Bad game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694998
Good spider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694993
>Undertale
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695000
No.
Which is Spanish for 'No'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695032
Wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

I think I would be depressing to spy on. I think a lot of us would be.

Now I feel bad for the squirrels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695047
I wouldn't be depressing, just boring. I hope a Ratatoskr would realize this, and come and save me from my monotonous life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695047
It's worth it for them because of all the anons they get to watch nut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694905
YES
YES
AAAHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695055
>nut
Oh god I can only imagine how insufferable a Cheshire friend would be if she found out you married a Rata
>Hey anon, did you nut in her today? How much nut can she take? Do her cheeks puff out when filled with nut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695095
You would probably get used to it pretty quick.
>"Yep. As much as she can. Do yours?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695112
>Do yours?
And then the slightest of twitches in her lower eyelid because she hasn't found a man yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16691761
>>16692033

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695095
That'd admittedly be a fun lewd sexgame to play with a squirrel wife. See how many loads she can fit in her mouth before some spills out or she has to swallow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695134

I just want to be loved.

[Anonymous No.]

Maids are olev!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695134
God that tail is made for so very many things

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695134
>them thicc thighs
>dat massive mofu
Mmm baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695134
LOOK AT ALL THAT

F L O O F
L
O
O
F

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695134
That's an obscene amount of fluff to have on just one tail.

[Anonymous No.]

Does your waifu have a top-tier hairstyle?

[Anonymous No.]

>Yandere Ratatoskr
>Wears a tight dark hoodie and shades that fails to conceal her mofu and shortstack body
>Nonetheless she can somehow maintain perfect balance while gathering intel on her beloved

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695134
I'd like to say I can't wait to meet my waifu and there's a present that'll hopefully keep her busy until the fated day
is there any additional cost to including a photo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695184
There is only one thing to do in such a situation
https://www.google.com/shopping/product/6267512254527900771?lsf=seller:8740,store:17572272050814431112,lsfqd:0&prds=oid:11294236381932308003&q=pest+control+trap&hl=en&ei=nYHDWMXAF8jbmAGcz5mABA&mid=siyZbNvbV%7Cdc_mtid_8903jx325196_pcrid_107016477808_pkw__pmt__product_100064103_slid_&lsft=gclid:CPGlk4bTzdICFYmffgodEPUHcg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695184
Are you just using Ratatoskr to post Makoto now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695177
Yes, hime cut is the toppest-tier of hairstyles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695177
>posted three images of the thicc fluffy Harpy
>still hasn't thrown a goddamn bone
The audacity of this fucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695198
He's blueballing us on purpose!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695192
Nigga that's the first time I've posted Makoto in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695202
I don't trust you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695177
Not really anon, no. She just usually keeps it flowing and free, grown down an inch or two past her shoulders. She'd wear it in a ponytail sometimes at work, but as soon as she gets home the hair comes down. She may do it up really nice on very rare occasions, but that's about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695191
>5 x 5 inches
What's that going to accomplish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694014
>>16694015
>>16694028

Thunderstorm bonding time is the best. Good cute story material too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695214
I was thinking a bigger version, or she get's her hand stuck in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695219
She can easily pry it off with her monstergirl strength.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695223
But ratatoskrs are weaker than human males, it says that a lot in their profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694228
>>16694235

>>16694297
>>16694303
You made her read it out twice just to be sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16691940
>THE HUMANS KNOW, SHUT IT DOWN

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695233

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695229
Holy shit, that's the cutest goddamn expression I've seen in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695233
Excuse me they use the term boyim. Don't erase their culture you bigot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695198
>>16695200
The name on the first page is "けものっ娘通信 ～鳥娘ルピア～", which basically means "Animal Girl Communication ~Bird Girl Rupia~

A quick search shows that it's probably just a part of some bigger magazine called "コミックアンリアル" or "Comic Unreal" Vol. 66.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695259
My gift to you
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001TDKLT2

[Anonymous No.]

Would the snoop squirrel help you find a waifu if you don't have one or would she just blackmail you into liking her or whoever she sets you up with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695229
I love you Ratatoskr-chan!~

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695236
A tanuuki hungrily rubs her palms as she watches the computer monitor. A faithful Kiki servant refills her cup of expensive green tea.

Soon, she thinks, her eyes glazing over every post, soon they will be in the palm of my hand.


What would you do if you were forced to work at a 'Nuki's brothel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695261
People really need to follow their hentai mag's better. Especially considering comic unreal is probably the most consistent anthology for outputting monster girls (well before the packaged mini-anthologies with 3-4 authors). Even though it's not focused on monster girls there's always one or two, and guaranteed a semen demon somewhere in there. Also lots of kemonomimi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695316
Kill myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695316
What sort of demeaning outfit would I be wearing?

[Anonymous No.]

Which species of monster girl likes music the best? Sirens? I want us to be one of those couples that has "our song" that always makes us think of each other. Essentially, I want this: https://youtube.com/watch?v=MPQBzcubDdU

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695323
This might sound strange, but I don't really care about the porn side of MGs. I come here for the day-to-day stuff and comfy stories.
Keeping up with a porn mag sounds like a waste of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695323
Can I go to prison for saving your pic related?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695350
Yeah but the people asking for it shouldn't be so out of the loop IMO. There's plenty of comfy stories like this too that I never see people talk about, even though it's on the front page of certain web manga sites. Though there's a lot more places to look so I'll give people a pass on non-H stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695336
Well, the two obvious ones are Sirens and Gandharva, since music is literally built into their profiles, but I imagine music would be as common/popular as it is here, just with more emphasis on sex and love.

Having a "song" with your waifu would be very nice as well. Even though I listen to a lot of things that remind me of her, and even some times write songs about or for her, I have no clue what our song would be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693617
You're a genius.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695384
Ratatoskr are Nordic

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695366
>All she does is give him a handjob

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695372
I'm... a bit perplexed by your pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695372
Is this image dowman? Nobody else would throw in a random Mortal Kombat shirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695590
Not his style, nor cartoonish enough.

[Anonymous No.]

If anybody's looking for the Raws to KC's Making of's I just finished coping all of them right now, trying to find Jobberwock's Japanese raws took a bit of time since it's hidden on his Enty. I might not be able to get the newest Making of's for while since I'm broke right now paying for bills and food.

http://pastebin.com/xTnKm4uD

[Anonymous No.]

Good evening.

Yesterday was my 3rd pastebin anniversary and typically I put out something short and maybe rushed to celebrate. This time I messed up.

Probably still going to come out but later. Like everything else I write.

Instead, have a chunk out of the still unfinished fourth chapter of Short Distance Confusion.

http://pastebin.com/Eix5aF5P

I'd call it a sliver of hope of it getting finished.

Thank you for your time.

Special thanks to YBA for wounding my heart badly enough to make me write.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694599
My waifu and my daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

Are Ryus, Jabberwocks, Otohimes and Zombie Dragons the best dragons since they don't judge you on some petty strength?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695613
Yes, but you also forgot Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695613
They're easy mode Dragons, if that's what you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695134
>>16695229
Someone hug her quick before she runs away!

Bless you latenight

>>16695613
Dragon Zombie is best and Jabberwock is close second
Otohime and Ryus are a bit special so I'm not sure where they rank

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695590
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=50828164

[Anonymous No.]

Have you tried auto-coloring thingie by neural network?
https://paintschainer.preferred.tech/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695620
Oh of course. Wurms are cute and good Dragons.

>>16695623
More like judgmental meanie mode.

>>16695624
Can't argue with you there, personally they're equally as good but they're both my favourite dragon. Otohimes and Ryus are special girls but are also great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695613
Jabberwock is the best Dragon because while she can be proud, serious, greedy and mean, deep down she's kind, sweet, perverted, and older-sister-esque. And very protective!

Daki update from Loen!

http://i.imgur.com/3fcFRnT.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/o8KrA3B.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695634
Soft colors for the soft Squirrel

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695641
Kyute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695641
You're right Jabberwock fag. Jabberwocks are too pure for this world.

But that Daki looks like it's coming along swimmingly! The colour scheme looks like it will be well and the back of it where she's laying belly down is looking good. I feel sorry for her poor horns though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695634
Oh man, that looks great thanks for the hot tip

>>16695641
Jabberwocks are proud of how perverted they are
Every time you go to bed with one you're walking a thin line between her wanting to love and gently cuddle you, and her wanting to sexually ravish your body to please her dragonic instincts

[Anonymous No.]

Just going to say this:
>Dolphin Rape Caves

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695659
That's why they're best!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695626
Don't forget the webcomic link
http://www.comic-valkyrie.com/modules/web_valkyrie/akuyome/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695634

IT WORKS FUCKING GREAT ANON!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695724
Remember anons. Don't punch a dragon daughteru's cheeks. Because that will happen.

Also now I just have the idea of an anon who finds a lonely dragon egg and takes it in and raises it as his own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695724
>Fuuuuuu!~

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695731
>Punching the daughteru

Why would you even suggest this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695734
Pinch! I meant pinch!

Oh that's horrible. I feel so bad now.

[Anonymous No.]

>MGC Office setting
>Ratatoskr likes to go out drinking with the other girls
>She gets them drunk so she can get information on them, and anybody else
>One day, a new employee, an Anubis, sheepishly asks her about the IT guy, Anon
>"He's really cute, but I kinda like to get to know a guy before I ask them out... And I'm always just so busy, I heard you've worked hear for awhile and know everybody really well."
>"Fufufu... Well let me think... He's really into computers, but I think you could figure that one out, he likes to cook, he's interested in becoming an animator, and watches lots of foreign animated shows and movies, but he also enjoys the outdoors, going on scenic nature walks through the woods and the like, and taking photos of the scenery."
>"Ah! That's perfect! Do you have anything else?"
>"This last bit of information regarding Anon is a touch more... sensitive. It'll cost you..."
>"That's fine, I'm willing to pay whatever price you name."
>"Alright then. Anon is a TOTAL sub. He likes strong, confident women who take the lead. You're a touch taller than he is, so you've got that going for you, and when you ask him out, don't just ask him out, TELL him out, be assertive, try to kabedon him maybe."
>"That's great! Thank you so much! So what is it you want in exchange for your information?"
>"Buy me a round at the bar sometime. I wouldn't mind getting to know you better."

>Ratatoskr cries herself to sleep later that night about how she plays matchmaker with everybody but can't find a guy for herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695755
>>"Alright then. Anon is a TOTAL sub. He likes strong, confident women who take the lead. You're a touch taller than he is, so you've got that going for you, and when you ask him out, don't just ask him out, TELL him out, be assertive, try to kabedon him maybe."

He's a man of god tier taste then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695755
OL cake series would be great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695755
Office Anubis a cute.

CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695775
Office girls are cute because they're all desperate! That office snek a cute aswell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695755
The office is the perfect breeding ground for CC Monster Girls. I'll make it my hunting ground!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug and kiss a spider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695775
OL Cakes deserve to be deflowered in their preferred way, be it gently or roughly, sub or dom.
I want an awkward, nerdy OLCC to take me roughly and make cute, increasingly annoyed yelps every time she accidentally lets my dick fall out while riding me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695848
I want to standing intercrural a spider between her pedipalps while hugging and kissing her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695849
OL Cakes are for deflowering then taking responsibility and marrying. Make that girl who's been a lonely workaholic all her life into the happiest wife. Protect that smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695634
>https://paintschainer.preferred.tech/
Why am I even bothering to try and learn to color things?
Truly the computer overlords have learned to out-art us as a species.
Embrace your sweet automaton destiny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695860
It's the OL Cake who should take responsibility for ruining a young man for marriage with a popular girl he deserves!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695899
These actually look pretty decent. I love her eyes and her hair is beautiful!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695904
>Implying the CC isn't 100x better than some popular whore

Would you rather a loving aged wine or some slut who thinks you don't deserve her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695848
>>16695858
Cute spiders

The monstrous bottom half design has a lot of upsides but it doesn't beat the legs in the back in terms of raw loveliness

Atlach-Nacha would look even better if she had more spider features like that EMG one

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>>16695913
If a CC milk and dumped me, I'd cry. That's why she needs to take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16694599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R67KXSxMJq8

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695899
>automaton
If you say so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695775
>>16695841
>>16695849
>You will never be the IT guy at a monster girl office building
>You will never be forced to bend over and crawl under desks while the monster girls comment on your cute butt
>The sexy raiju will never openly flirt with you
>You will never fix all the things the klutz cheshire breaks
>The nerdy anubutt will never stammer when she's around you
>You will never look through that weird salamander's internet search history
>You will never chat by the water cooler with the mershark
Why is such a mundane setting such a fun one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695943
CCs never milk and dump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695952
That actually sounds really nice. Although i fear the Christmas office party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695948
It seems like it picked up a bunch of random junk in the backgrounds sometimes. But technology is amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695961
I like the colour scheme. It's real comfy and calm. I want a manticore maid!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695957
Some of them might. You know, evil CC's. They might do it to a lot of young men just for fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695973
Don't fall for the Evil CCs tricks. She'll act like shes pumped and dumped you. But give it about 2 days and she's calling you back saying "u-uh anon? Do you mind if... maybe you c-came over again?"

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>>16695969
But that's a nurse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695984
Wait, why did I say maid? I swear I said nurse. I guess I'm just tired.

But yeah I want a manticore nurse who acts like she doesn't care!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695977
It's very evil to keep boys hanging and desperate like that. Eventually she'll be milk and dumping the same guy every day.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3048164048

Prodota wins. RIP the dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695995
good

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695993
Exactly. Give it a few weeks of that and she'll soon start asking you to stay for cuddles after, then you're trapped. Enjoy your evil CC wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695999
>she'll soon start asking you to stay for cuddles after
>Don't get me wrong, cuddles are another way of milk and dumping!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696010
>Stop getting the wrong idea! I'm only making you breakfast in the morning with an apron because I'm ganna pump and dump you after!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696017
I wouldn't even be surprised if she moved in to your house and gave some weird excuses for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696022
>I'm getting your hopes up so it hurts more when I dump you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695634
It struggles pretty bad in areas with lots of lines close together, but it's not bad with asses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696024
I wonder what she'll say on their wedding day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696031
>It'll break you when I take our children with me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696031
>>16696037
The ultimate pump and dump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696037
Oh anon now that's a bit too far. This husband has to be some serious masochist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696039
>>16696046
The ultimate pump and dump is when she dies before him
>Ahaha, it hurts, right? It's excruciating? After 65 years together, you'll never see me again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696049
Now thats just sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696049
That would be very sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696049
What if he dies before her?

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl would be the most prone to sadism?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696078
ones with sadism in their profiles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696078
Dark elf.
That's all they do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696078
Manticores. They're just the most evil girls.

But then again Phantoms are a contestant. Could be all for that "dramatic play".

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>>16696066
If it's a slow death, she dies of grief before he manages to kick it. It it's a quick one, she cries herself to death by choking on her snot above his deathbed. There's just no way for him to win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696088
YAMERO

[Anonymous No.]

>Automaton now on Enty
Yay HD.

I'm also quite interested in her making-of...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696118
Today is a good day for robot fuckers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695931
The more monstrous a spider is the better she is.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696082
BDSM is about more than just hurting someone!
Not KDF by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696187
Cute but now in HD!

>>16696198
Eh, depends how you look at it. Both "it's just hurting someone" and "its more than just hurting someone" are correct.

Depends really on how far you take it. Or how much of a degenerate you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696187
Concept: Kinda-retro Automaton (KC uses the term "機械人形" which literally means "mechanical doll" but really doesn't mean what that literal phrase in english would mean), Servant-type, Balance of hardness and softness

Finally, a mecha girl type monster girl, the "Automaton"!
While her machine body may seem out of place in this fantasy world, the MGE is not a realistic medieval fantasy, but more of a "RPG-like" fantasy world, so there's sort of bound to be some kind of advanced ancient civilization.

(cont)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696210
I want to plunder the assets of the ancient civilisation!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696210
They move through mechanisms and magical power, but when they were discovered in the ancient ruins, it seems that the magical power fueling them had run out, so they now operate on demonic energy.
When they were unearthed, the Gremlins analyzed the faint remaining magical energies remaining in the Automatons, and it didn't match the energy of a monster or even a human. There seem to be many secrets about their origins left.
The exterior of their body is made of a special hard, but surprisingly light metal, with the torso being an unknown silicon-like material with a softness similar to biological tissue, creating a combination of metal's toughness, and a woman's softness.

(cont)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696232
Soft but tough, I like it. But will we ever find out the history to these beautiful girls?

[Anonymous No.]

I want an Automaton to sit on my face.

[Anonymous No.]

lolioni crying while holding an open bag of doritos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696237
File corrupted, hard drive full of smut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696246
Ganna get an Automaton to dom me and take mastah's first time by force!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696232
Though it conflicts with the high tech sci-fi image, a color scheme rich in browns conveys that they are in fact a relic of the past, and the scattered gears also add a retro flair.
At the rough sketch stage, I drew her in only sepia tones, and notice the steam she's ejecting from the joint portions.
When settling on final colors I tried some blue tones, but that immediately made her appear more futuristic.

They don't really wear clothing, they're machine parts instead, but the design is based on servant dress styles and maid-type uniforms.

The silhouette created from the curving shoulder parts and "skirt", the collar-like neck parts, the cuff-like golden rings around their arms, etc, all lend her an air of chastity. Despite that, their "secret place" is totally out there!

(cont)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696242
I can see that, but why is she crying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696252
Can Automatons create children? If not, I've got this super cute idea of an anon and his automaton wife adopting many orphan daughterus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696268
>Automaton comes home, holding Junko in an unbreakable bear hug
>Honey, can we keep it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696270
Poor anon. His house is going to be filled with little adopted daughterus soon enough.

Everytime he wakes up he'll be in a cuddle pile with his automaton wife and all his daughterus showing him love.

Truly torture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696283
Junko's not little though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696252
Dat KOS-MOS color scheme! Green for Lamia/Aschen and Chocolate color scheme for T-elos

[Anonymous No.]

Considering how much demonic energy the Legendary Hero must have absorbed. I wonder what he looks like now, with his DemonLord wife perched on his dick as a dickthrone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696298
>I wonder what he looks like now
Faceless fat guy, the ultimate evolutionary form of the dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696301
That's not fat. That's his semen reserves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696252
Ther tough metal armor is lighter than it looks, and while it is of course possible to have intercourse with it attached with them on top, it can also be removed.
The parts on their head have a radar function, and look like demonic horns. The part on the forehead seems to be equipped with camera features, and can let them see things with greater precision and detail than even her regular eyes, but their just seems to stare at their master's thing with it a lot.
The gear placed on their chest (it's basically her symbol) squeezes their boobs and helps emphasize those.
The shoulder parts are also designed to maximize exposure.
The gear-design armored skirt moves in conjunction with the gears in their waist, and they can shift its angle.
Their arms have weapons housed in them. and they seem to be revealed or withdrawn through the gears in their arms.
The thin barrel releases magical energy bullets which can be fired quickly, but as stated in the encyclopedia text, they are non-lethal weapons.
It seems like their legs, which are thinner towards the end, are equipped with powerful spring mechanisms, enabling tall leaps and striking power that can crush stone.
Their soft skin suitable for gentle touch and intercourse is covered in lines that show it is a synthetic material, and divided up with tough armor and black joints, with exposed parts.
The characters drawn on their lower abdomen are in a mysterious, difficult to decipher language and apparently contain information on their owner, that is, information on their master...
However, originally they were not built for sexual purposes, and there was no such thing in that spot. It was moved there by the hands of the Gremlins, and by the influence of Monsterization. It's not just the location that's changed, but it seems that it also gained a few extra functions.
When it recognizes the presence of the Automaton's master, the inscription blinks gently, and as said recognition is stronger closer to the spot the writing is inscribed, it drives the Automaton to "recognize" her master and husband more strongly.
Of course, during intercourse is when this recognition is the strongest. That inscription has become like a monster giving the Automaton female desire, and making her seek her owner like a living thing...
Also, depending on the personal tastes of the Gremlin who remodeled them, it may have even more diverse functions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696318
That's no moon, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

How big do you like your dragons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696329
Black as tar and hot as Hell, just like my coffee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696322
>automatons just use their precise eye to stare at mastah's dick

Priceless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696322
>>16696333
ZOOM

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696322
That's a lot of info, quite a bit of it deserves to be in the profile itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696322
So their inscription is of their master during the ancient civilization or of their mastah (husband) in the current MGE time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696329
Taller than me. Atleast 6'. Then they're perfect for being the big spoon and I'd feel so protected!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696329
I'd say between six and seven feet, not including horns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696329
At least 7 feet.

For all Monster Girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696360
Now you leave Ratatoskr out of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696368
7 FOOT CURVY RATATOSKR!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695641
Amazing. The coloring looks phenomenal

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696377
She won't be efficient at gathering information like that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696252
>scattered gears also add a retro flair.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFCuE5rHbPA

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696322
Gonna need an Automaton double jumping like Samus now.

Latenight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696377
they're better off with the body of a doraf or with elin thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696416
This. I wanna see one's booty jiggle when she wiggles it and bops me with her tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696416
Yes please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696392
>victorian Automaton with nixie tubes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696377
Dear lord, imagine the tail on that thing.

>>16696423
Hugely bottomed squirrels a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696210
>Balance of hardness and softness
This is good
All soft can be overbearing
All hard is an acquired taste

>more of a "RPG-like" fantasy world,
He already said that he takes a lot of inspiration from RPGs but now he has made it pretty clear

>>16696232
Now I want to go on a side-quest to learn about a lonely Automaton's past

>>16696252
I didn't realize how impactful the colors are on Automaton
I'm sure plenty of anons would paint theirs so they look futuristic

>>16696322
>The part on the forehead seems to be equipped with camera features, and can let them see things with greater precision and detail than even her regular eyes, but their just seems to stare at their master's thing with it a lot.
>Jiiiiii~

That whole thing about their womb tattoo is much more interesting than I would have guessed

>Also, depending on the personal tastes of the Gremlin who remodeled them, it may have even more diverse functions.
Perverted Gremlins corrupting our pure robots

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696433
Enough mofu to engulf a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696432
Were you even listening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696439
She needs a lot of muscle to carry that much mofu around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696446
Oh yes, she's very strong.

[Anonymous No.]

That color thing is fun when it doesn't retard out.

But on topic. what would it take to get past the calm demeanor of a old fox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696452
Time for mofu relief

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696470
It would take a god tier joke most likely. Original and perfect for the situation at hand, maybe crafted in the fraction of a second.

[Anonymous No.]

>Rich parents hire a bodyguard to protect you, their shota son
>But who protects you from the bodyguard?
>"Come on, boy. I'll show you how to make any girl your bitch."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696479
Unless you're implying that body guard is a monster girl, GTFO

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696479
I love the idea of having a muscle tall body guard to protect me. I want to be protected by a tall strongfat salamander!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696485
yeah, she is

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696329
6' or less. Any height is goof if it's just for friendship though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696491
I'm sorry I doubted you anon. That chin threw me for a loop.

[Anonymous No.]

What if the case with Onis is that they need to drink to stay sober, if they go off liquor for a period of time, they become drunker and drunker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696479
>>16696491
I'm gonna be the most virile boy in the land thanks to my bodyguard's careful training!
and then one day I'm gonna let her know she's the only one I ever want to be with, with a firm affectionate spank on her fantastic ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696322
Incredible work as usual. I like the confirmation of stuff like gremlins having been involved in discovering the automatons.

In case you missed it, another anon posted a pastebin with the text for a lot of the enty infos, including some untranslated ones.

http://pastebin.com/xTnKm4uD

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696518
Would you try to wrestle fuck her after her training gives you an Adonis body?

[Anonymous No.]

Guess having a flamethrower in an Automaton's arm isn't so far fetched now considering they're well "equipped" in many ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695634
Warm sleep combo

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696548
Thought a lava golem was on the left.

[Anonymous No.]

Elins are for lewd, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696548
Looks like a dream. The best kind of dream you don't want to wake up to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696528
>"Objection, this unit is only compatible with non-lethal weaponry. Please ensure that flamethrower is powered by ignis mana so that lethality can be freely adjusted."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696527
Of course.
The look on her face will be priceless when for the first time I'm able to pin and bend her over without her letting me.
Then I'll let her know it will be a 'live round' excercise as I breed her sopping cunt with the express intent to stuff to overflowing.
She'd deserve it after all. I'd make sure she'd know this would be her permanent payment for the rest of her life whenever she'd like it. Hope she doesn't mind a very tight fit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696553
Not for lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696556
>ignis mana
I didn't use no pussy assed great spirit of fire. I used the sun spirit, whose white flames only harm evil and will not harm innocents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695641
Also, Less drew this really cute Chibi Wock!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696573
Cute! CUTE! Wocks a cutest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696573
Really need to work on my own chibis to surpass this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696573
What a cute lewdy dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696560
Gonna fuck one while standing as watch her feet dangle in the air with each thrust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696588
But thats mean.

[Anonymous No.]

Yo beast, attempts were made

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696590
Is it mean if it's what they beg for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696595
>Sunburned Selene
Oh the irony.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696596
If it hurts then it's mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696602
But is it hurting them? I'm pretty sure they'd be getting off on being fucked like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696602
A little bullying doesn't hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696604
No you're a meanie and you must live with the fate of being a meanie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696553
The mountains of elin porn out there says yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Golem and Automaton forming a human(oid) ladder and proclaiming to be Mecha-Shiva.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696519
>I also added a diamond pattern to the scales of her arms and legs to further her unique appearance, while also giving her vibrant red nails and some slimy aspects.

So the diamond patterns are actually scales, but does that mean that her arm and leg coverings are also made of scales that grow to look and funcion like clothes (like the sahuagin's swimsuit), or are they normal clothes and are just transparent to show the diamond pattern scales underneath?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696588
Truly the best and most fulfilling position for a shortie hottie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696622
Fuck I've finally found the third tentacle. Why is he so different than the others?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696601
Why is that ironic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696622
Probably just scales that look like clothes. Anyway, its really cute that way!

Although kinda ruins my Jabberwock story. Unless she wears the clothes over the clothe scales. I dunno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696637
>Selene
>A name meaning moon
>Sunburned
>being burned by the sun
>SUN AND MOON
Does Charon have to smack a bitch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696622
I think he meant the diamond pattern in the way the claws go up her arm/leg. Not that the gloves were actually scales. Also fuck she has sexy feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696644
I want to kiss and worship those feet. Ganna worship ever inch of my onee san's claws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696651
You better be careful, anon. She might get a bit into it and those feet are going to step on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696644
That could be the case, but one has to consider that KC really likes having his girls grow skin that looks and functions like clothing.

Plus we see more diamond markings on the bare skin of her upper thigh as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696638
Well if it helps then keep in mind if they are scales that look like clothes, then they are still removable like clothes (as explained in the sahuagin profile).

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696643
Not him, but i thought it was something about beast being black.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696634
It really is an inconspicuous tentacle, perhaps it is a shy one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696666
I-It's not like I dream of that or anything!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696644
>>16696651
>>16696666
Is it dragon foot worship hour? That's my favorite hour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696686
The best hour. My favorite hour.

Ganna polish, wash and clean my special Dragon's claws and scales! Going to kiss them all over and compliment them. It's what she deserves!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696686
Worshiping dragon feet is only natural
Remember to all keep it pure unless your goddess wants it lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696678
He's black?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696708
Claw Worship is the purest form of worship. And you're right, it's only natural for the male mind to look at a Dragon's feet and be attracted to it. They're irresistible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696684
Maybe so. It looks like a good guy.

>>16696685
You do know what will happen if she discovers that, right? You both will be relaxing together and suddenly she'll place her feet on your lap and give you that look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696322
Geez, they're pretty powerful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696722
I hope my big sister doesn't find my magazines of Dragon Feet XXX under my bed!

>You both will be relaxing together and suddenly she'll place her feet on your lap and give you that look.

Oh lord, if she gave a smug look because she knows it gets me erect I'd explode!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696738
Their kicks can propably do high damage to a Golem.
Guess they do have a shot against that indomitable fortress.

Automaton Rider Kick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696712
He is, or at least I think he said that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696739
Well, there goes you I guess. She would definitely be smug, moving one of her claws in around your boner while pretending to be innocent, saying this like "What's wrong, anon?" with a really lewd voice whispering in ears and her tentacles wrapping themselves around you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696744
He is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696718
I know I would resist massaging my dragon's feet, though things might get a bit lewder than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696749
Those wockers! How are they so lewd? How does she know how to get me off so well?

>>16696757
Do anything to please your special Dragonfu, Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695634
Gonna cuddle that tail and make her blush...and then some!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696752
Great, now I can't say racial slurs against blacks without hurting his feelings.
Oh wait, he's not American, right? Chances are he wouldn't be a little bitch about a fucking word then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695134

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696764
Well she would be your sister, so without a doubt she would know a few things or more. Be careful though since she might take her foot to your face and tell you to kiss it.

And yes I know. I would massage and kiss her feet as she lays on her belly, possibly playing her teasing and sultry tail too. If she gets a bit wet though I wouldn't resist going down and giving her the lickaroo.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to confuse a Harpy by headpatting her from above, only to use her relaxed state to irrumate her.

[Anonymous No.]

Personally, my Demonfu is more for leg worship than feet stuff, but it's all good. Occasionally armpits too, the damn degenerate hellspawn...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696802
You sure it's a demon and not Reimu with body paint and a costume on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696802
The little weirdo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695605
I like your stuff senpai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696805
Reimu ain't that tall. Or have glowing red eyes. But fair assumption.
>>16696806
*Big

[Anonymous No.]

>>16691761
is the demon lord and chief god going to job to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696805
A demon in a miko outfit would be pretty cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695948
I do like the accuracy to the Grimgerde's colors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696787
Oh yes! I'd kiss and worship her claws! I'd be her own foot stool, I bet she'd love seeing her little Otouto worship her claws.

And I'd definitely go down on my big sister if she wanted me to. Perfect way to finish a claw worship session.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696789
I want to rape Shoebill.

[Anonymous No.]

>in DnD silver dragons are CHIVALROUS KNIGHTS OF DECENCY AND CHIVALRY, while gold dragons are magic item hoarders that also like art
>in my own mishmashed setting silver dragons only like to hoard magic items, can eat said items to recover strength, and have a form of honor but aren't really chivalrous, while gold dragons fucking LOVE gold, have monstrous stats in everything except physical defense, are amongst the most magic resistant things alive alongside Unicorns, and are known to be gluttons above their kin

Anyone else's setting or headcanon diverge oddly from sources?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696816

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696816
Yes.
Shrine maiden Demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696834
>Dat filename

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696210
Those extra armor bits on her legs would look great on a "heavier" Automaton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695634
colored doggo
It works best with yellow/brown supposed colors

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696834
What will I find?

Also it's nice to see demonfag had top tier fashion sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696834
>Those tags
Oh god, that filename is true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696252
>They don't really wear clothing, they're machine parts instead, but the design is based on servant dress styles and maid-type uniforms.
Someone should go the full mile and give one a wire-frame type maid outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696846
Something that will cause an argument.
Quit prying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696241
As do I anon, as do I.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696827
Be careful though, if you go for her honeypot she might leglock your head in place and play with your head while teasing you. I know my dragon would definitely do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696241
I want to install mods on a Automaton

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696830
I want to tie her down and masturbate onto her face. Angry faces are my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696856
I want to hack an Automaton into believing that sex acts are perfectly normal between master and maid and using her onahole or exhaust port in public is just like holding her hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696780
I envy that man.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want a robo-maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696852
I can't even find it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696865
>into believing that sex acts are perfectly normal between master and maid and using her onahole or exhaust port in public is just like holding her hand
You don't need to hack one for them to think that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696871
To enter into the Maid Blood-Bowl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696855
Well you know what they say anon. You've gotta take the risk to get at the Bee's Nest. But it will all pay off, because her honey tastes delicious and her little moans as you lap it up are priceless.

Also leglocking is top tier. You can't beat how lewd leglocking is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696874
Then tough luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696865
>removing the scandalous nature of the act

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696878
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696890
Then what for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696893
clean my gutters and mow my lawn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696881
But my curiosity! It can't be that bad, can it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696846
Oh I didn't post that, just that the Lady is into leg and armpit worship.
It is pretty damn stylish though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696893
Normal maid things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696884
All the passers-by will still be shocked to see her get redder and redder as she fails to vent heat because my dick is blocking her slimy, warm exhaust port. It's like putting it in a lava elemental. And by the time I finish, she's almost overheated and has to emergency vent by falling on her knees and fanning the hot air out of her exhaust port all at once. My cum and her coolant liquid would be sprayed all over the pavement from under her skirt as she slowly cools down.

[Anonymous No.]

Blind roomba Automaton maids! Ganna love her forever!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696880
Though in my case I would know her weak spots, so teasing and table turning might go along the way. She would be teasing at first, but after she notices what I'm doing she wouldn't want to lose and thus my penis would be in for a lewd tail job as she holds my head in place with strong arms and legs. It would be pretty much a race to see who cums first and is in for lewd domination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696900
On it's own? Not really.
Combined with very vocal assholes who lurk the threads just waiting to voice their opinion on why they hate X? It's terminal cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696901
Would your Demonfu wear is for roleplay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696916
It's gangbang stuff isn't it? Or maybe something else? I know it sounds like I'm being a shitter but my curiosity is getting the better of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696910
That's sounds fucking lewd anon! But I approve. Having your dragonfu hold your head down on her crotch while she feels all kinds of pleasure, not wanting it to stop, must feel heavenly. And tail jobs are too lewd for this Christian board!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696920
It begins with F and ends with A.

B is for be happy you know what you know and just drop it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696917
Mm, probably not. I'm sure childhood-Demon anon's gal would though. Mine is more into BDSMish or 'sinful' outfits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696920
Since he's just going to beat around the bush and avoid telling you.
>futanari, male on dickgirl, mind break, nipple fuck ,mtf threesome
Even if it wasn't for the futa and shit, nipple fucking is retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

she so hot she's setting the colorizer on fire!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696936
Have to agree on that.
Nipple fucking is top tier stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696834
You should do a service and delet

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696925
Oh. Ok. But I don't see how it's a bad thing people dislike it, it's shit.

But yeah I'll drop it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696923
I don't think it's lewd at all. It would be nice to get drunk and suffocated in her musky smell and delicious taste to the point where it would just make me kep going harder and harder, making her cum and squirting all over my face, squeezing my cock so much that it would make me cum too.
After that we would both be messed up, so a kiss and an invite to the bed would finish things off.

Be sure to enjoy your sister too, Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696936
That's like a cesspool of all the shit tags. But thanks for telling me so I can avoid it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696941
Hellhounds will do that anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696961
Are you me anon? Because this is what I dream of aswell as claws! Although I'd warn you, you're being very lewd. Lewding dragons like this will get your door kicked in by the FBI.

And I will enjoy my big sis! I hope you enjoy eating out your special dragon aswell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696955
Not so much it's shitty so much as the fact we shouldn't talk about it here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696865
>into believing that sex acts are perfectly normal between master and maid
but isn't that already a common notion in mge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696978
Yeah it's not for here. But if you want to think it's not shit then go ahead, in my book though it's always shit.

I'll actually shut up now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696970
It's not just any dragon, it's my wife so everything is fine. If the FBI showed up they would just see the lewd first hand.

Going down is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

How would Trick or treat be like in MGC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696931
I keep forgetting there's two distinct Demon waifufags

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696986
I always thought a holiday like haloween would be intepreted as a cultural exhange day by monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696987
Both are pretty much bros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696982
Normally she'd understand that being fugged in public is lewd. She'd still let me do it, but she'd blush and plead me to at least do it in an alleyway. I'd make her completely oblivious to the fact that reaming her in the middle of a crowded street is lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696986
Not like that, I seriously hope. Because I'll have to supervise my daughterus, probably carrying a taser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696984
I bet they hope you don't start cuddling and holding hands. That's enough to make them sick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696931
What kind of BDSM? Light or heavy? And what kind of sinful outfits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697001
Too bad. After extremelly lewd time comes lovely vanilla time with lots of mushy confessions, eskimo kisses and hand holding along with tail wrapping and winghugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696997
>Anon's daughterus go out on Halloween
>Lolicons comes to give them some "treats"
>Anon, who was just standing to the side goes and tase them.
>The Sabbath are calling for his arrest for stooping his daughterus from getting onii-sans
>The onee-sabbath prevents them from doing anything.
>Anon doesn't care since his daughterus ate to much candy and are feeling ill.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to offer the squirrel a bunch of nut candy and peanut butter snacks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697009
Tail wrapping and wing hugs are beyond heavenly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696134
Regura bugs are haram.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697012
You can always count on the Onee-sabbath to save the day. But my poor daughterus, they're going to need a lot of exercise with mommy to burn that off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697015
Let's not forget her blowing some hot air too so it makes a warm love oven.

I bet wocks can do that too, but since they breathe lewd things might go too degenerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696776
Beast is maximum limey. It's weird because when he's not upset he sounds pretty Clapistani, but when he gets upset he sounds even more angry British than that faggot InariKitsune ever did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696322
>Their arms have weapons housed in them. and they seem to be revealed or withdrawn through the gears in their arms.
>The thin barrel releases magical energy bullets which can be fired quickly, but as stated in the encyclopedia text, they are non-lethal weapons.
Can they also use impact weaponry?
>It seems like their legs, which are thinner towards the end, are equipped with powerful spring mechanisms, enabling tall leaps and striking power that can crush stone.
They're ultra mobile. That's nice to know.
>Their soft skin suitable for gentle touch and intercourse is covered in lines that show it is a synthetic material, and divided up with tough armor and black joints, with exposed parts.
Perfect for facesitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697004
The full gambit. Anywhere from just some light whips and blindfolds up to harnesses and some DemonSilver 'accessories' for marking and such. Gags and bindings galore.
As for sinful outfits, traditional demonic/succubus fare. Spikes, constriction, incorporated nipple and clit rings, you know. The works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697020
That's gotta be some heated passionate hugging session. You'll probably come out of it with an ahego even if you didn't have sex. Hugs are lewd.

Wock definitely can but it's more of a "Burning desire to hug after having a splash of sparkly purple fire in your face" than it is anything else. Although it may just get lewd, I'll leave that up to big sis to decide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697028
>>16697028
I want a gremlin to modify me an automaton built for maximum softness!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697033
Is it a switch fantasy or are you just the dom? Sorry I'm just curious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697036
Maximum switch. Usually by alternating nights. We both love it both ways!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697034
It's not just hugs, it has lewd penetration too. She may or may not have a bit of sweat fetish.

I guess even if she is a Wock there is still some purity in her for her brother. Make sure to give her some daughterus, thorugh hugs, anon. It's the wonderland after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697022
So he uses excessive amounts of "cunt"? Sounds like a swell dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697052
Sounds hot Demonfag. I'd probably try it with waifu but a more lighter version of BDSM. Like probably paper light compared to yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697058
It ain't a contest! Have fun with it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697055
>spoiler

There is absolutely nothing wrong with that. There's something uniquely lewd about sharing each other's pheromones and imprinting your scent into each other's

And I sure will! Ganna make her the happiest girl in the universe!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to defeat a huge, muscled orc warboss and offer myself to be her husband afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm just a scrawny slut who wants to be taken by an amazon. Why must reality hurt so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697124
It's objectively the best way of living. Being taken by a big strong girl and turned into a house husband.

Only real men want to live this life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696941

To improve your results, outline her silhouette with a solid white line. It prevents colors from bleeding out of her frame and helps coordinate how the colors should be distributed within her frame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696941
LEt me be more specific, a THICK white line. I use the size 7 brush for this. Smaller sizes to designate white spaces such as the space between her thighs, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697077
I'd enjoy writing a story like that, but me managing to write again especially after being exposed to the ugly side of TFT and this place would be harder than Van Gogh cutting off his own ear, and thousands of times more pretentious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697130
Making changes yourself is cheating
It's much more fun seeing what AI can do on it's own

[Anonymous No.]

I want a 6'8" Salamander with large muscles to be my body guard! I may not be or look like a warrior but I can offer her so much!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697160
Not going to lie.

If I fought a seven foot tall slamander built like a tank, I would go full shonen when I fight her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695634
Sorry for being late. I decided to colorize some Anubis art, here you go

http://imgur.com/a/tGe0m

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697176
I've got mixed feelings. I miss the chocolate brown. But the white skin and black fur is doing things to my heart and dick! How is this possible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697176
Good work, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697171
I'd probably drop to my knees and assume the slut position, just waiting for her to take me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697182
Come on, don't you want to fight a long, grueling battle with her even if you can't win?

How wet would she be if I kept getting up after every time she knocked me down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697178
I tried doing darker skin, but it kept mixing with the fur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697176
Ganna get on my knees and worship the School President's paws!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697189
It's fine anon because it actually looks fantastic. Something about it I can't explain that I like, I'll always love dark skin but this is definitely interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697176
Orig of head books anubis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697187
Tell you what, I'd try and fight her, just to get knocked to the ground by her big strong muscles. It will hurt, alot. But it's worth every second.

I just hope she still loves me after!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697195
I'm gonna delete it in a few minutes to save on images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697195
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697206
She probably got really bored in the library and tried to work on her hand eye coordination skills. Silly cute girl.

>How to be a waifu

She doesn't need to learn how to do that, she's already won my heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697207
>What?
harpy butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697206
Don't delet, it's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697206
this is my fetish
http://i.4cdn.org/a/1489254657547.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697250
Cute CC Witch!

[Anonymous No.]

Lizard butts drive me nuts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697305
My face is moving on it's own!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697305
Ganna sniff it and make it sit on my face! Then I'm ganna lick all up and down that tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697305
Puffy vulvas were made for slurping, on all sorts of Monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697321
This.

I want to softly lick my waifu's puffy vulva until she starts leaking honey. And then I'll lick that up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696941
Would you kindly provide the original of that Hellhound art?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697331
I already talked about eating out waifu today, but goddamn I would get addicted to her sweet taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697057
Ironically, too, Inari's more of a dindu than he is. Beast actually contributes to society, Inari just sits in the middle of bumblefuck nowhere (Coventry) and lives of welfare so he can shitpost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697337
I wonder what the sweet nectar of a waifu's flower tastes like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697331
Just make sure to do it in a completely silent room so you can hear all her little gasps and moans while doing so. And look up once and a while to see her almost painfully aroused look on her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697346
Make sure you make lots of noise yourself too. It'll drive her crazy to hear you sucking and slurping and moaning and really getting into it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697344
Mamono mana must give it some very special flavor.

It must be just the right amount of sweet, where it's really good and you can lick tons of it without a care in the world. It'll go down really smoothly too, leaving a bit of it's taste all over your body and making it desire more.
Not only that, but you would also have it's smell running through your nose and filling your thoughts with the need for more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697346
>>16697354
>My dick is equal to or greater than Diamonds

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696322
Oh so her arm cannon can retract and deploy? That's cool. I presume then that there's one in her left arm too... Akimbo Automaton!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696322
>The gear placed on their chest (it's basically her symbol) squeezes their boobs and helps emphasize those.
>Adjustable Cleavage
KC with his priorities straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697344
Lemon Meringue. Common misconception that all Demon pussy tastes like blueberry.
Her milk, on the other hand
>>16697357
This. Easy to get addicted to, or so I imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16693544
Sign me up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697357
That just sounds amazing. Makes me want to get addicted to my waifu's nectar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697368
>Imagine, the gear turns left or right to increase or decrease bust size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697344
>>16697357

>have P'Orc waifu
>her love nectar tastes like Sweet Baby Ray's
They'd have to pull me away from her to make me stop licking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697426
Apophis probably has a sandy vagina taste from how much of a bitch she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697419
>Turn Gear Right
>Her bust gets "Tighter", appearing smaller, closer together, and more shapely
>Turn Gear Left
>Her bust gets "Looser", appearing larger, further apart, and more swollen

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697368
Big Automaton tiddies when.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697431
>sand
You've got it all wrong. She tastes like grape Kool-aid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697434
>I have many flavors Master.
>Including mint chocolate

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697444
>mint chocolate

Ew

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697444
Now I want an Automaton to 'upgrade' her bust into a froyo maker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697455
Semi-related, but the mention of her forehead gem being a mecha-style camera made me think of her having a polaroid printer somewhere on her person.

[Anonymous No.]

>Demon Lord's face when artificial reproduction becomes a reality
PRAISE THE ANGEL COMBUSTION
PRAISE ILASSA

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697468
It comes out her mouth. Mbleeeeh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697475
I feel like I've already seen that somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697475
No you just plug her into your computer and you can print the pictures from there.
Just don't open the file that reads "UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DO NOT OPEN"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697482
It's Administratah's dick pics, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697486
Not ALL of them.
A lot of pics are you while you're asleep or at work when you think she's not there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697487
How does my cutie with a booty Automaton react when I find the folder and realize what she's been doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697490
The most stoic kuu blush before she lunges forward and sits on your face to keep you from telling anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697468
>but the mention of her forehead gem being a mecha-style camera made me think of her having a polaroid printer somewhere on her person.
I think it's much more efficient if the camera wirelessly interfaces with a separate printer.
However, I doubt the MGE has that kind of tech yet.

[Anonymous No.]

Stupid sexy dullahans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697507
Do you want to yank a smug Dullahan's head off and facefuck it anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697444
>Including mint chocolate
Give me all of it. Every last bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697507
I know! We need to bully them! By giving them a loving family with a lot of daughterus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697503
Well!
Shes well programmed then.
I'm sure she'll get off in a few hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>All this cunnilingus talk
I'm reporting you all to the Squirrel Intelligence Agency!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697507
This MG species needs more art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697507
Ganna make a Dullahan sniff my dick and become addicted to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697512
Only if you put your tongue to use and lick her synthetic pussy until she's a quivering mess muttering about how "master's a bully".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697508
I want to steal her head and give it lots of kisses!

Lala is the best thing to come out of Monmusu, I fucking swear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697515
They won't stop me from licking my waifu'a warm puffy vulva!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697515
And? At most it's going to make some monsters jealous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697522
Would you prop her head up on a cabinet and make her watch as you pound her body's plump jiggly ass until she was an ahegaoing mess begging you to pick her up and throatfuck her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697522
>not Tio
You disappoint me anon. Not as badly as I disappoint myself for not having a SFW pic of Tio.

[Anonymous No.]

Mice will do ANYTHING for cheese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697531
Question though.
Do you want Tio to get down on all fours and let you have your way with her, or do you want to be snu-snued and have your head sandwiched between those massive brown milk jugs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697538
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697515
If I talk about cunnilingus on Inari enough, will I get a surprise visit because a Squirrel dropped a line somewhere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697534
Is that the infamous casting couch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697534
Lewd mouse, trading her massive tits for the promise of cheese.
I bet she just wanted her tits fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697528
Yes. Yes I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697519
Absofuckingloutely
Gonna get that battery buzzin

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you saved all these pics of Lala and feel bad for not using them since MonMusu threads were bant or whatever

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697534
Milk the Giant Mouse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692409
>As Cursed Sword's corruption "armor" originates from the sword, while she's not entirely the same as the Mershark in that regard, the sharp parts of her armor should have more or less the same effect.
Aren't cursed swords super cuddly and affectionate once they find a husband?
I don't think I like where this is going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697561
Maus Milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697559
I like plenty of the characters in EMG, it's the 4chan fan base that is atrocious. Enough that it's worth just avoiding it, no matter how much I love Cerea

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697567
ROUGH
PAIZ-
CUDDLES

You'll get addicted to the pain eventually, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697559
They were banned because like this thread they turned into a giant shit flinging echo chamber/circlejerk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697582
>Cuddle Paizuri
So cute and innocent and so lewd at the same time!
I wanna try it with my Demon waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697582
>ROUGH
>PAIZ-
god I can't wait

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697582
W-What about cuddle thigh-zuri?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697587
Contractjobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697596
It's the Healthhound of Hathor!

Hide!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697559
> since MonMusu threads were bant or whatever
They were fully absorbed in their own faggotry. Translator-fag and /d/icks helped speed that up a little as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697586
Free to leave at anytime remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697605
Maybe I just didn't pay enough attention? What did the translators do? They usually just gave progress updates on new chapters, last I saw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697596
Thigh jobs are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697586
I wonder who could be behind this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697559
everythings going to be alright when season 2 comes out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697573
Kiira was my favourite! But yeah, the fan base was trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697434

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697613
It's not worth getting into and potentially starting a shitfest. They just went bad, lets leave it at that. A bad day for this thread was like a great day for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697621
>season 2
LaughingCheshires.jpg
>>16697624
Wew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697624
OHOho, BIG

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697624
Ah, the XL-I model.

Very popular with Automaton 'enthusiasts'.

[Anonymous No.]

Less doodled a Miia last night and it's super cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697616
>>16697609
The key difference between this place and /a/ is the fact that a bunch of EMG thread posters unironically used to start shit with /d/orse Centorea, and TF-fag being TF-fag.

But this place is still a circlejerk, just not a completely unsufferable one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697599
My waifu's contract with me is too innocent to lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697559
I don't know why I disliked Lala so much. Guess it's just because I dislike chuuni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697635
>Consider the following: You should be my boyfriend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697624
Which drawfag is this? Not a fan of the super short hairstyle, but damn those tiddies

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697636
Was the image necessary?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697638
Or the fact her neck literally has a cut-out of her esaphogus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697506
Efficient maybe, but not as cute.

>Spoiler
Y'never know what Liches, Sabbath-types, and especially Gremlins might whip up after discovering an automaton's audio/visual capabilities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697559
>since MonMusu threads were bant or whatever
Did I miss something? Havent been there since forever, they were kicked out to some other board or something recently?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697655
Well, yeah I guess. I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697624
>That hair
Never thought i would see something so disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697571
>>16697561
>>16697534
I'm gonna learn magic simply so that I can force monster girl criminals repay their time with their milk!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697669
But anon, its an Automaton, you can customize her, thats one of her many charms! Which hairstyle would you like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697673
You could have a walk-in fridge, where you can sample milk from any Monster Girl you wish.

Refreshing Aspara milk that's similar to Coconut milk.
Minomilk, rich in protein, great for body-building.
If you're feeling like something stronger, Oni milk has a high alcoholic content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697676
The one in the profile fits very well, maybe a bit longer than that.

Remove bald automatons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697669
I agree, it's that typical dyke hairstyle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697663
Basically, it went down like this.

The dreaded Fagomancer TF used a cabal of her most prized gook shotas to summon people on the same scale of insufferable bullshit as Bollocks, Bob, InariKitsune, and MachineAnon to unleash an unspeakable evil. We're talking near non-stop shitstorms, /d/ickgirl posting, the works. But, a based Janitor/Mod stepped forth wielding a mystic [POSTING STANDARDS ]. Before the final shota was ruffled, TF tore open a portal in her own faggotry and flung herself into the great kosm. Now she seeks to return to /a/ and undo the law that is Gook-Moot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697683
Yep.
I could store it in my warden's office and sell the rest off as to help cover the costs of the prison and even offer 'extreme' methods to help cut down on their time in jail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697689
The whole thing is one big "I told you so" for anyone who caught onto "her" ways before the split happened.

Didn't take a genius to figure out it was TFs group behind the posting standards shit but apparently noticing it was part of the problem.

[Anonymous No.]

Final version of that wifeboobs picture from a bit ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697692
There's a market in selling the milk of scary, dangerous Monster Girl convicts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697673
Devilish! But necessary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697624
She could benefit from having more hair, but nice tiddy nonetheless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697631
>LaughingCheshires.jpg
the oad is selling like hotcakes anon so why not

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697689
So, basically, TF finally succumbed to her shit taste and started a shit-posting war.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697689
New episode tonight get hype!
True on most points, though I think it's worth mentioning there's a balance when it comes to [POSTING STANDARDS] and that they can be overdone if left too autistic.
For instance, I don't think there's any issue inherently in posting an image of an EMG character here once and a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697704
Capturing milk fron dangerous people sounds like a nice adventure. I wonder if MG seek semen from dangerous men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697338
I wish I could get paid while sitting on my ass shitposting.
I'd buy beast a beer if I knew him irl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697711
If fucking Overlord can get an S2, Monmusu absolutely will.
And I'll be looking forward to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697704
Yep.
I could even make a side business of it by including their crimes no it too!

>>16697706
That it is.
I'll even let those girls who want to cut down on their sentence by taking mega-holst milk to increase their production and capacity to astonishing amounts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697722
And so, Anon went on his quest, to find the rarest most dangerous Monster girls in the world.

And milk them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697715
Well depends on which EMG girl it is but that's a whole other can of worms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697730
>If fucking Overlord can get an S2
to play the devils advocate the fad right now is isekai so even if it wasnt selling as well i wouldnt be suprises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697702
>Didn't take a genius to figure out it was TFs group behind the posting standards shit but apparently noticing it was part of the problem.
The two metaposters from our last few days on /a/ worshipped TF, especially the ESL one.
>>16697703
Perky

[Anonymous No.]

I figure a Demon King doodle could technically qualify here too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697689
I maybey I was never around at the right times but I dont remember ANY of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697630
>>16697689
What a shame. Oh well. EMG has been kinda wearing thin. Plus it doesn't have nearly enough delicious mofu. I'm a slut for mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697732
And drink too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697760
It's sickos like you who will be on he corner of MGC streets scratching their arm and asking people with a twitchy eye "c-can I get some money? Please man I need it for shots of mofu!"

Slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697732
That would be a fine journey.

Imagine capturing a bunch of P'Orc bandits and making them repay their debt to society by serving as the local milk source.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697760
On the prowl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRYFKcMa_Ek

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697772
>pig milk
No. Just no

Goat sure, cow okay, demon definitely, but pig? Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697764
>needing to pay for your mofu
>not being a tanuki and her squirrel assistant's mofu slave for life

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697760
>Luz STILL has only a tiny fraction of art that the other girls have
I need my mofu fix, and I need it bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697752
noice

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697777
Hey, these are proud warrior P'Orcs with plenty of muscle, not that pudge.

I'm sure that their milk is quite nutritious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697777
Domewhere out there might like them, it's one of those grab and sell milks. Like Alp milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697777
Don't knock it 'til you try it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697781
It certainly isn't bad considering it's my first time drawing her and such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697778
But you want your freedom don't you? I sure as well do, I just need one more shot, just a sniff!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697777
So I'm just gonna go out on a limb here, who made you drink pig milk and what did it taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697685

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697783
Meat and high protein = foul tasting milk.

Sweets and fruits = better tasting milk.

Anything that eats pineapple often will get the best tasting milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697790
Fuck yes mate. Would shove my face on those tits and play with her hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697789
Foul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697793
>Waifu's favorite fruit is pineapple
Yes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697776
Stupid sexy mofucores

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697790
Good.

Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697788
>I sure as well do, I just need one more shot, just a sniff!
You're going to get forcibly husbandoed by a fox if you keep this up

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697790
Wew2.0

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697777
>Lineup of farm-based MGs on a milking stable with bare breasts and containers at the ready
>Holstaur, weresheep, satyros, Demon, Minotaur, hol-
>Wait, Demon?
>"Meh, I like how it feels, and the farmhands here are total hotties- like you, stud. How's about I trade you some blueberry dairy for your signature, big guy?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697793
And whose to say we can't give them sweets and fruits to make it taste better?

Sure, they may loose a bit of definition but they can get that back when they've done their time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697689
>TF tore open a portal in her own faggotry and flung herself into the great kosm.
Or some say kos

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697809
But I'm saving myself! I just got hooked on the mofu, I can't help it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697777
It's monstergirl milk, not literal pig milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697689
>>16697702
>Called her out on being a shitty attention whore years ago
>Half the thread jumped down my throat
Sorry Mr. Trump, I'll never get tired of winning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697811
The continuing adventures of Desperate Demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697624
This >>16697669
and >>16697710

Pulling off this hairstyle properly is really hard, I don't think any monster girl can do it especially since most of them need their hair to put an emphasis on their womanhood and contrast with their monstrous parts

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697838
I knew she was bad news.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697846
Kej everywhere agree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697752
She is CUTE
Monster girls with natural eye shadows are the best

I still feel bad from reading about her story though, the poor thing...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697838
Nasty woman, she's a nasty woman, big league!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697567
As long as you keep using her. She'll get clingy if you ignore her for too long.

Pretty sure there are anons here who would hug her despite her spikey bits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697856
I'm sure something good may come her way in X.
Oh who am I kidding? TADA can't get off unless all girls suffer in some way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697811
>Get Demon on milk delivery duty.
>She's all in uniform, with a truck full of milk, clipboard in hand.
>Just as she's about to leave, stop her.
>Inspect her clipboard and remove the demon contract she's slipped over the top of the normal forms.
>She pouts and drives off.

Nice try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697790
She is perfect now, well done

I wonder if hair growth is a natural feature of Automatons of if you need to go to a Gremlin for a modification

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697870
Thats why you gotta be careful about buying and selling their milk.

That being said, it can fetch a high price.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697870
>all in uniform
Now are we talking 'uniform' or an actual uniform.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697776
>>16697776
I need that one Manticore greentext with the holstaur milk. STAT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697883
>Delivery-woman monster girls have large, lactating titties held in shirts that have fronts that can be opened for 'fresh deliveries'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695350
I'm in the same boat, though I don't mind the lovemaking aspect if it's done tastefully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697846
not even most tomboyish Lizards or Mantis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697899
No, stop. Really short hairs are trash no matter what. The shortest you can go is mantis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697914
Bobcuts are cute and can be feminine.

[Anonymous No.]

What about mostly bald with a topknot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697894
I remember a manga like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697883
picture the ginyu force,
but with monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697931
All the Simple monsters posing like Ginyu when?

[Anonymous No.]

New chapter of Synedoche's elf with weight problems series is up

http://www.comicgum.com/product.php?id=gUnk5hU8b8KWP8ehHA7ygwu2up21HnHufTKjj7SQvq1TgWwZnm0i3uENbFi6g4xq

This time it's a plant girl in a sweater

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697940
That plant girl looks comfy and huggable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697872
I wonder who would have a better pizza oven add-on, Golem or Automaton. You can't beat the taste of a good brick stove, but they are really inconvenient if you just want a quick pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSrv_n4tw7w

Calling it right here and now, the ending will be Jack and Aku dying in each other's arms.

In the forgotten dark.

The Foolish Samurai who fought for the world's freedom, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness.

In the arms of their greatest nemesis. Their... best friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697969
Automaton. You have much more space, so you put in more pizzas.

[Anonymous No.]

>summoning a succubus but just to hug her and cry on her shoulder

Is this ok?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697988
Yes. It will eventually lead to fugg anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697988
It will make her extremelly confused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697991
Shhh. No fuggs for now, just huggs.

>>16697993
But will she like it? Or will she just disappear somewhere else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697984
>>16697969
Why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697988
Knowing humans, succubi would probably stop answering summons after not that long. Humans are dicks by natural, and elaborate practical jokes are what elevates us above the other species. For every time someone actually summons a succubus to have sex, someone would summon one to play chess, eat a bowl of eggs, help move furniture, or just to watch her reaction to contrived situations. Even if nice things did exist, we wouldn't deserve them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697867
Well she did commit unspeakable crimes against humanity so some suffering is due. Rance will need to bully her thoroughly

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698004
She won't really like it, but she might as well comfort you while she's there.

You will still need to make her visit worth while though.

[Anonymous No.]

Short hair is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698011
I mean, is it really being an asshole if you summoned a Succubus because you were sad and wanted a person to talk to?

Then again you could probably go down to the dumpster and find a cockroach girl. She'd love you more than anyone ever would. Especially some succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698011
>Group of succubi sitting around the other end of the summoning ring as it rings like a telephone wondering if they should answer or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698019
Said crimes were a result of her already broken psyche and newfound hatred of man being mixed with Demon King blood, which cranked that hatred up to 9999999999999999.
Blame TADA and Ludo.

I'd serve her though, because she gets more things done in a year than two gods, millions of human beings, 900+ Anubi, and the rest of the monsters hope to accomplish in thousands of years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698024
Cuddling is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698024
Pregnant sex is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697988
>summon a super slutty looking gyaru succubus
>she's all ready to get nasty and have a night of rough fucking
>I'd just want slow cuddle sex with lots of kissing
How disappointed would she be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698048
You just made dozens of Echidnas wet
Please take responsibility

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698024
Ponytails is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698048
Funny. It's mine as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698055
I plan to until there's enough Echidnas for everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698053
I hope she's happy. Because that's what I'd give her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698028
>Depressed super neet virgin
>Stayed inside so long all the monster girls that came to town already got husbands before they even realized you existed
>Now not even succubi want to fuck you or are even willing to answer your summon
>>16698048
>>16698066
My brethren.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698019
Those eyes sing to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698079
Kikis like depressed NEET virgins though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezrbyf6t9mY

Monstergirl with three transformations when

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698011
Answering summons is the blindest of dating. How is a succubus supposed to resist the mystery box appeal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698026
>>16697988
men irl actually do that with prostitutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698085
I thought Kikis liked men with ambition?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698085
No they don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698087
One too many guys wearing horse masks and spraying them with silly string?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698091
Makes you sad to think how low men go for company

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698024
Rape is my fetish.
>>16698094
>>16698098
They like both, they can't leave a hopeless man alone and do their best to turn him around.

[Anonymous No.]

Wouldn't kikis be against demon realms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698107
>They like both
But that's fucking wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698091
I can confirm. Though she was worse than a prostitute, she was from craigslist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698085
Kikis are good girls. I would have cleaning and cooking battles with one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698107
I want a Kiki to turn me around and make me happy.

>>16698112
B-But why? I just want happiness, anon. Can I even have that from a girl like Kikimoras?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698112
Except what I said is in the profile, read rather than using your feelings.
>They especially prefer diligent workers, but perhaps because of their innate officious nature, many of them can’t let the guys who lead a lazy and unhygienic life go.
>Even in that case, their devotion is unwavering. In order to correct a man’s lifestyle, they’ll briskly take care of his every need. However, in what may be a vestige from the age of the former demon lords when they had a habit of viewing the lazy as prey and devouring them alive, they will show the face of their monstrous nature more strongly than usual.
>They’ll take care of a man’s towering erection when waking him up early in the morning. And after delicious, healthy, and nourishing meals. At night in the bedroom when going to bed early together. An orderly life will be frequently interspersed with lewd service and nightly sex. While living in that manner, they’ll raise the man into an imposing incubus worthy of being their master.

So yes, a Kiki would indeed fuck a NEET but she would turn him around and get his life back on track, exactly as I said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698124
>Can I even have that from a girl like Kikimoras?
Nope, not even a bit. You're more likely to receive genuine love and affection from a human girl than a Kikimora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698125
The extreme exception is not the norm, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Ask a mother fucker who hasn't had power, heat, or water for the past 4 days with 20 highs and 12 loww temperatures outside anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697988
>"Hello you've reached the succubus helpline how may I help you?"
>"Um...yes, I've got a man here and...well I thought it was a normal summoning ritual but...but he won't stop crying"
>"Just hug him and pet his head. The say everything will be okay."
>"Oh...should I try to fuck him at least?"
>"Nope, also he may want to talk with you so be sure to listen"
>"Is this...is this normal?"
>"Oh yeah, happens all the time"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698132
But I want a Kikimora who will love me and give me head strokes of reassurance.

[Anonymous No.]

What difficulties does a succubus face if her daughter turns out to be an alice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698135
>many of them
>extreme exception

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698006
Because I am not sure if they are combining compatible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698142
Shit that hit my heart a little too hard. Makes me sad to imagine that.

Where can I summon a succubus willing to give that to me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698135
>extreme
You're having a laugh there.

Rare exceptions are things he mentions in Q&As to please people and leaves out of the profiles, it happens often enough to actually include it in the main text and say that many actually do it in this case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698135
Read what he posted again, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698140
Ask a guy who went through winter in the same temps but in a camper wity no insulation, no sourse of heat at all, and only power from a car adapter and external battery anything.

[Anonymous No.]

So I was working on "coloring" some sphinx art at paintschainer, and eventually it wouldn't let me use colors anymore. Like it was stuck in eraser mode regardless of what I did.

Anyone else have that issue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698156
I wish I knew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698156
Stop bothering them with that mate. Just swallow your sadness away and fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698157
Why don't you want to see a Kikimora and a sad anon who's doing nothing with his life? What's so hard about that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698151
I mean have both automaton and golem at once and choose depending on your mood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698150
>>16698159
The profiles are nothing but lies most of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698175
I wonder if the wandering scholar just put that they'll take any man in there to please the people who read it or to make himself feel better.

What if they're actually really picky?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698171
What? I do want to see that.

I have a healing fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698175
>Show proof
>nothing but lies
I'm going to dom a hellhound and no one will stop me. She'll walk on all fours with a collar written "Anon's Bitch" on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698169
But will it come with after cuddles, reassurance that everything is ok and talking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698175
>nothing but lies
Are you this fucking stupid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698179
It's most likely that they're extremely picky and only go after men with a certain level of income.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698182
So what's so bad about a Kikimora caring for some sad anon and turning his life around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698183
Just because he's going full retard doesn't mean you have to do so in retaliation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698184
>Working overtime
Ehhh, I guess it would if you managed to be good. Depending on what happens she might come to visit once in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698187
Except the glaring tidbit about being unable to leave a poor, slof of a man alone and try to mold him into her perfect master.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it Free (You) Day and nobody told me?
For shame.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't stop fapping after buying the TRAMPLED Paladin-chan special issue. I know it's all cosplay, but those black bars over their eyes really get me going and let me imagine actual Paladin-chans stepping on Incubus dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

@16698198

You're mistaken. It's not free (you) day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698197
The only people that would go after those kind of men are the Order so they can use them as cannon fodder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698198
It's in celebration of Ax's new scent; (You).
Now you can get an aerosol delivery system for your (you)s.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698200
Where can I pick up the copy with paws and pads in them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698198

I want to know more about the squirrels. Like, if they run away and you catch them, can you waifu them without turning them into a pet?

Pets are great but it's totally different from romance. Unless I'm taking it all too literally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698207
That's every issue, anon. Just go to a corner store and pick up one at random, jeeze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698207
That's the content of the standard issues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698175
The same profile you tried to use for proof claiming they don't go for neets? Guess you do prefer feelings over facts like I accused you of.
>>16698193
I was arguing for that, you're replying to the wrong guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698200
This months issue of BEEFED was good.Special Holst issue, full of loving femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

Would a monster change their sex method if they know their daughter is watching? I can't imagine that monsters would put any effort into hiding their sexual activities from their children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698169
>Not wanting a Succubus to lock her legs around you and milk your dick while stroking your hair and telling you everything's going to be okay.
Weak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698212
>>16698213
Oh good. I'd probably have to hide them though, such a magazine is embarrassing to have but it's so addicting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698218
I hear there was a short-lived crossover BEEFED/TRAMPLED mag, but it was too hardcore to really sell to the beeffalos and the paw people didn't want to look at hooves, either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698226
But I wouldn't let my daughterus watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698226
I know my waifu would just soundproof our room and invest in a much stronger door.
Especially considering one of our adopterus is a wurm and she doesn't want her crashing through the door after she has a nightmare only to see dad tied to the bed with mom sitting on his face.

[Anonymous No.]

I find the idea of super shy, self-conscious girls of normally hyper-aggressive species to be absolutely adorable. Kinda have an idea for a cute high school romance but my writing skills aren't the greatest.

>Shy, nerdy Hellhound. Quite short for her species (like 5' 6-5' 9"). Gets picked on a lot because of it.
>One of those girls who's stunningly beautiful but keeps it hidden to avoid attention.
>Has a crush on a guy in one of her classes. Slightly taller than her, good build, a bit aloof but with a small circle of good friends. Shares similar geeky interests. Has a MAJOR crush on her as well, though he doesn't show it often.
>She's getting harassed one day during passing by some of the more popular girls, to the point of tears, and he sticks up for her.
>Friendship and crushing intensifies. He gets her to open up a lot more, they relish the time spent together, and eventually their true feelings are finally confirmed in the best and most passionate way possible.

I'm an absolute sucker for these types of romances. They lead to the best kind of intimate and long-lasting bonds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698229
That's why so many mon mags have interchangeable plastic covers. You can put a fluff mag's cover on your TRAMPLED and nobody will know what you're reading!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698226
got to set a good example I suppose ,
so they'd bring their A game with their daughters watching

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698232
It wasn't a bad issue. But it couldn't live up to the hype of say, the special 50 page lactation issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698229
Just don't let any of the big tall Minos at school find out you read that magazine.
You might end up the rapeball team's beef slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698226
I think that in the case of dragons, instead making it a closed world with wing hugs, she would spread them wide and high, also getting a bit more dominant to show the daughteru how it's done. At least that's how I see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698241
I thought the shota on navels issue was the best. It had a nice variety of cut Mino abs and soft Holst bellies being ravished.

[Anonymous No.]

Girls with honest dispositions being too honest. Like way too honest about you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698248
I still say the Kabedon issue was best. Some of those guys were practically getting smothered.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster Girls are dangerous!

Dangerous!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698226
What if we'd change it because we're including our daughteru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698254
Shortstack Kabedons are the best. Talk about getting smothered where it counts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698256
Is that a Gold Elemental?
Those seem like they'd be prone to getting kidnapped by dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698256
How is a maid a monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698249
>You're shorter than the guy infront
>You don't dress that well
>You smell
>You're kinda bad in bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698269
Castlevania.

Knee to the face

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698256
Dangerously cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698273
What if she said "Your dick is small"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698287
I was thinking about this. And it could be true. But then you can become an incubus.

>Your penis is small
>Let's turn you into an incubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698287
Suicide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698287
Advance Napoleon complex by 2 ranks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698287
I can think of worst things she can say

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698163
I hate the fact it did this one pretty acceptably. Even if it is FUCKING FURRIES REEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698163
did you try turning it off and on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698313
Go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698313
I can think too, but it's best not to say it.

Though I wonder what's the average dick size in this thread. No alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698287
>Your dick is small
>So I've modified my vagina to be smaller
>It's much easier than to make your dick bigger
>You don't need any extra material, for one
>I'm also an Undead so we don't have to wait for it to heal

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698313
Like how she only picked you because she was desperate and you were the closest man around?

[Anonymous No.]

What would the interactions between a monster and her daughter's boyfriend be like?
>Did you like my daughter's panties? I picked them out for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698323
Fuck man. That's too far. Giving me sad thoughts of my favourite girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698269
That's what makes them so exciting

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698249
It's the booze that does it anon, it turns off their non-honesty shenanigans.

Always the booze.

MGC bar is both a wondrous place and a vile hive of scum and villainy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698264
Ratatoskr seem great for that, pressing your upper body against the wall with their tail, while their head rests around your crotch height, heavily breathing, dizzy and salivating in anticipation.

[Anonymous No.]

Chubby, oppai loli arachne!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698318
you're the 30th largest guy I've had today

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698315
I think you replied to the wrong lad.
And you might want to delete that before you take a vacation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698329
Whoops, meant for
>>16698256

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698323
We've seen too much bully from these threads. I don't think it's safe to go any further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698326
Well there are a lot of monster girl's out there that aren't like that and are quite serious and stern.

I'm more intrested in dad and boyfriend talking/fighting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698338
Some anons make themselves easy targets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698328
Don't worry anon, she wouldn't do that to you. I can't say the same for mine though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698338
>implying I don't want to be bullied by Succuvirus playing BotW in 1080p while I play my version on a Switch

It would be great!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698335
That's why you don't summon succubi, anons.

>>16698330
I bet a lot of husbands run out of that bar crying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698342
I'm not talking about cute bullying and teasing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698330
Wanna get smothered by them horsetits

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698330
whos the one on the right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698342
That's teasing.
Bullying would be if she took those embarrassing photos on your hard drive and posted them for all the world to see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698330
Double paizuri from Cerea and Lucoa would probably be amazing wouldn't it?

>>16698344
More like they huddle up in a ball embarrassed because their waifus won't stop arguing over who has the better husbando.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698344
Now that I think about it, if honesty gets out my waifu might she some tears too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698346
>Cute bullying

I'd fight her in real life.

I mean I'd lose then get raped but I'd at least scuff her tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698330
Best girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698352
Lucoa, from that one Dragon Maid anime.
She's contracted to a shota magician who's convinced that she's a Succubus trying to seduce him even though she isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698341
I don't want to start a pity party or anything.

But what that anon said up in the thread was right. The wandering scholar isn't exactly the most reliable source and could be lying about a lot of thing. So "honest" disposition could mean actually very honest. And besides, MGs don't understand what's acceptable to say to humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698354
I doubt your dick would escape it.
Both would need to be impregnated afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698352
That's a dragon.

One of those quezatsatgaclytkkrlylktt things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698354
>Cerea and Lucoa double pai
Crom, I have never prayed to you before, but please, grant my dick victory

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698364
She's a goddess of beauty. She's perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698358
This, my nigga. By landslides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698364
Jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698360
To be fair, he's not that far off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698354
Depends. Is the waifu getting really defensive and possessive, or is she getting really honest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698371
Thats an edit....but not by much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698372
That kid doesn't know how good he's got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698249
>>16698273
>>16698287
"You, together with me?"
"You look like you have more self esteem issues than your average Cyclops. In fact, I'm pretty sure you're even MORE pathetic. As if that's possible."
>Start flushing, she just smugly grins
"I gotta be honest with you, Anon. You probably have the twenty-seventh largest dick I've ever seen, and yes. I can see it, Succu-vision bweooeooep."
"What's that cologne, anyway? Did your friend tell you to pick out the closest approximation to Sex Panther and have at it? It hurts my nose."
>Start tearing up, you knew Succubi could be malicious, but not to this degree, several of the guys behind you and in front of you are smirking and laughing at your 215 lb, 5'3 ass
>Succubus pouts, glaring down at you
"You're trash. Get out of my face."
>The sound of your heart breaking is like a stained glass window being shattered, walking away before you feel her hand on your shoulder
>Or more closely, her shadow, given physical form as she's talking to the guy right in front of you
>It leans in to your ear and whispers in her voice, so that only you could hear what it had to say
"Meet me in Room 201 in five minutes. You're not even nearly perfect but your 'taste' is like... fine chocolate. Be there, and I'll teach you things you didn't even know were possible.

Hell, I may even make a man out of you."

>TFW spend the rest of the afternoon getting fucked absolutely RAGGED by the Succubus who was belittling you, after sending some of the other guys home for smegma, quick shooting, and phimosis, even if they were Adonis tier
>TFW she helps you get /fit/ and your life back on track
>TFW the only reason she bullies you is because she can read your fetishes like an open book
>When she found out you had a thing for pregnant sex, she went so far as to march to your home completely naked, startling your mother and father
>With a big red heart painted onto her navel with an arrow going down that says "BABY GOES HERE"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698372
Its actually a novel way of explaining why that kid doesn't stick it in her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698330
I wanna marry and go on adventures with Cerea

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698363
Lucoa would probably hold you in place so you can't pull out of Cerea.
She's lewd like that.

>>16698365
You'd better be ready to empty your balls completely on those soft calcium cannons.

>>16698372
It's not her fault that he won't accept anything she offers. That's why she has to keep offering her body!

>>16698373
She's getting really honest.
Like really honest about how amazing she thinks sex with you is.
Basically your waifu's bragging about what an amazing lover she thinks you are. Loudly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698362
>MGs don't understand what's acceptable to say to humans.
That sounds like it could severely backfire if a monster girl says the wrong thing to the wrong husband. Hopefully a Lich can resurrect him if it gets too bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698384
Noble girls with lewd bodies are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698388
But anon.
Why would I pull out if she isn't pregnant yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698382
Eh. It's okay I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698395
It's more that Lucoa will hold you there until your hips start thrusting on their own.

[Anonymous No.]

>no sea bishop to take on a date
Fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698382
What is her reasoning behind it? Given it's a succubus she could've had any other man. Hell she could've picked out a 6'4" dude with a 10 incher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698404
His taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698392
>a monster girl says the wrong thing to the wrong husband.

Example?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698404
Did you even read the spoilers?
>She thinks your spirit energy is delectable
>She can read you like an open book and it's fun to her.
>She's an enormous tease and guys who are already confident aren't fun to tease.

[Anonymous No.]

Gazer friend has many Gazer wives.

But this one is mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698269
Like this!

I call dibs on the Tiger with twin axes.

[Anonymous No.]

>Monster Girl gets drunk
>Ask her to calm down and try to take a nap because she's getting angry, honest and violent.
>Lays the bomb on you with "Your daughteru isn't yours"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698416
>That spoiler

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698411
I don't know what that anon meant other than making someone commit suicide.

But if you read it in a literal sense I guess a drunk Dragon calling a Gryphon's husband a small dicked quickshot would probably start some serious shit.

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>>16698394
Exactly. I want her to hug me affectionately and not realize my head is being suffocated and smothered between her gargantuan tits.
I want to tell her she's the most pure and noble looking lady when she dresses up for a gala when in reality her too-small blouse is half-bursted and pushing up her massive milktanks.
I wanna nibble her ears while riding slow on her back and fondly fondling her calcium giga-cannons as she blushes but shyly accepts because she wants it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698416
>Wock and her otouto

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698413
I apologize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698416
Her face is getting smashed into a fine paste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698423
Jeez that's definitely going to cause some serious damage in the 2km radius.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698430
I mean. If I was that guy I think I'd be more sad and shocked than angry.

But the saddest part is I couldn't leave her, because I'd love the daughteru too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698024
I like short hair when it is a bobcut.

Braids are superior to other hairstyles anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698416
And on that day they had to call in the special MGC police task force to settle the disturbance.

Officer Ushi was able to apprehend the suspects successfully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698424
Oh that sounds perfect.

Though I'd like it best when she acts like a noble knight protecting me from harm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698416
File for divorce.
If I care enough about the kid claim custody of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698437
Braids are love.

LOVE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16697790
That's way better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698416
Time for murder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698425
P-Please

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls with freckles

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698436
Then you are a better man than I am, anon. The information that the one thing I thought would never betray my trust did just that would send me into a fit of immeasurable rage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698436
It's okay, anon. I'm sure the kid would love you way to much and your waifu would regret everything she has ever done to hurt you. From there she would give more than her best for you and the daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698400
But how can I tell if it's me or my hips doing the thrusting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698452
Troll.

Troll pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698450
Is she your waifu now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698461
Big Troll butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698450
Please what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698452
Momster dragon a cute.

All dragons are cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698416
>"Of course it's not mine. I'm a bartender, not your husband."
>Bartender anon has to drag a drunk and loopy monster out his door because she had too much to drink

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698455
It's understandable how that would make you real angry. But the good thing is it would never happen, ever.

>>16698456
That's the point. I hope I could mend the relationship between my MG wife and me. Because I'd still love her, but there's no way I could leave the daughteru.

It would kill me inside no doubt. I'd be broken, but still, I'd get by seeing the happy face of my daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698471
kind of a butterface(is that the correct term?)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698467
Big troll booty in a doujin drawn by JUN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698479
With mom jeans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698456
>Raising another man's child.
Hello, Anthony Burch.

>>16698474
>But the good thing is it would never happen, ever.
My extreme cynicism prevents me from believing you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698459
There's a difference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698467
Fat booty Trolls with massive plump breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698467
>>16698479
>>16698481
I like where this is going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698416
Knock her out. She'll wake up in a few days in our basement tongueless, limbless and with her daughter nowhere to be found.

She'll be my cumdump for the rest of eternity, and the undead live for all of it.

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>>16698474
I'm sure your waifu along with your daughteru would bring back your smile. She would apologize so much to you and feel like shit, but even so, she would do anything to make you smile. Your daughteru wouldn't like to see her papa sad either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698482
Don't worry. I get that, and sometimes it's hard to overcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698440
Absolutely that as well.
Knight and savior on the trail, busty blushing wife in town. That's Cerea!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698483
I dunno, guess we have to find out.
Gonna give them all the daughters

>>16698485
I want the biggest of big bootied trolls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698482
>My extreme cynicism prevents me from believing you.
Monster girls, monster magic, KC bullshit. Pick whatever you need, it would never happen with any of the girls from the encyclopedia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698485
Full of milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698490
That's what would make me happy. Knowing that no matter what, she calls me her papa and daddy.

Although I understand this wouldn't happen. I hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698479
>JUN tier booty on a Troll

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698481
And braids.

And heart pupils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698466
It's hard to put into words.

>>16698468
Pass the salt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698488
>Tongueless
Eh, I'd rather just ruin her figure in addition to the missing limbs and mary the daughters as well as pumping cheating wife to bursting with kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698456
>>16698490
Anon I don't want to believe this but I kind of feel like you're trying to make this situation seem right, like you found the one guy who wouldn't immediately kill/divorce his wife for being a 3DPD and you're trying to make the situation seem not as absolutely shit tier as it is, I really hope you're not trying to push this but I'm a suspicious man and there's been a lot of crap pushed in these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698493
Those are the best girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698501
And long hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKGREf7wDdc

HOBBITS/HALFLING GIRLS WHERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698508
what if its not her daughter causes its a younger her from a different timeline?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698499
She is your waifu, of course it wouldn't happen.

>>16698508
Pushing it was never my intention. Sorry 'bout that.
Sad anons shouldn't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698508
I think he's actually being quite nice. Like he's making light of a bad situation.

>>16698490
Not him and I know that I would never happen in an MGE world. But sometimes I do consider if I'm good enough for my waifu, if maybe being a house husband isn't what she wants, so she looks elsewhere.

I don't want to start any sort of pity stuff but it's the kind of things I think about when I'm sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698496
I don't care what you bring to the table, I just can't get rid of these trust issues I have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698502
I guess your heart has been broken huh? Anon, fight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698507
There's no merit to keeping her tongue. Nor is there merit to keeping the daughter. She disappears, as does the man who sired her.

I dunno about kids though. I'd only fuck the cumdump as I looked for another wife. Once I've found one, and she understands well the price of betrayal, I'll just abandon the cumdump in a forest somewhere. Drop her down a deep hole in a concrete coffin and bury her so she has the dark as her only companion from then till the end of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698514
And tight fitting stockings to help show off her healthy thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698521
>I'm good enough for my waifu
Don't even think about it. Saying things like that would only make your waifu sad. You know that thing that says "Your waifu is the one that chooses you"? She choose you because you were perfect for her.

If you were sad and she was real, she would intantly comfort you without a doubt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698527
It's a overboard. Maybe you're being a bit irrational?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698530
And...fuck I'm running out of things? A shy personality where she thinks she's not pretty?

[Anonymous No.]

how did all this ntr guro and violence get into this thread, cant we talk about nicer things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698511
Amen.
Gonna promise her ill marry her if she gets me through a tough spot.
And she will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698537
Even if he's not involved I'm blaming Shoggocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698537
Let's talk about waifus, daughterus and lilims, shall we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698527
Seems like a waste, think of all the daughterus you could get her to pump out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698538
Good man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698531
Thanks anon, it makes me feel a whole lot better knowing just small things like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698537
Sure.
What would be some god games to intrudes your waifu to games?
What is your waifus favorite genre of games?

[Anonymous No.]

I gotta be honest guys I find it pretty hard to stay focused to write shitty smut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698537
Let's make it happy with happy things!

Like daughterus coming home and giving their papa's big huggies! But the real question is, are you going to give her upsies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698541
>Implying they are not all the same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698534
What would you have me do, disfigure her body and take some kind of sadistic glee in it? honestly, if it ever happened to me, I'd be so broken the strongest emotion I'd be able to feel would be tiredness. Abandonment is the right action in this scenario.

>>16698542
None of them would be worth anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698537
>how did all this ntr guro and violence get into this thread
Anons are psychopaths and would mutilate their wives at any chance they could get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698551
For me it definitely isn't. OC lilim daughteru sounds cute though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698547
table top or video games?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698416
Monstergirls don't do the cheating thing so I have no idea why people are taking this fags shitpost seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698525
>Broken

Merely it has been improved! I feel so much love for my big sister and I want her to stay in my company forever.

Hey maybe she'd let me sneak in and cuddle her in bed whenever I like to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698555
Cuck please go raise somebody else's kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695134
I bet young Ratatoskr could just hide in the safety of their mothers fluffy tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698559
It's Free (You) Day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698559
It's all for fun and jokes. Just read the constant "it would never happen"s. Anyway it's stopped now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698557
Both.
Card games, pen and paper RPG, board games, MMOs, Rouge like, FPS, Puzzle games, you name in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698536
Crotchless thong that allows her to still gyrate her hips with your dick inside her while still having on lewd lingeries and giving you a good look at it happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698561
Oh anon, I'm sure she would love to have you by her side at all times, that includes being together in the bath, bed and of course masturbation time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698570
Good start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698541
>lilims
I'd prefer keeping my mind off my steelim or Mari being in shark week limbo.

How about a petite Automaton and a Golem being friends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698559
Insecurities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698580
This

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698577
Lewd tanlines and pleasure tattoos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698555
Man I got into mge to get away from all the mean awful things in the world...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698578
Do you think they would exchange parts being so friendly and all of that?

Who's that Steelim?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698574
Oh yes! I'd wash my big sister all over, taking extra care to make sure she's all clean. Polishing her scales and applying many oils to her skin and scales.

And when it comes to her wanting me to please her in a more lewd way. All she has to do is breathe some of her dragon breathe in my face and I'm taken. I'd eat her out and her tentacles would jerk me off with their tongues. That's just one example!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698584
She's a pure girl, she wouldn't do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698559
It's called a hypothetical situation, and it's not something to take seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698568
I can imagine Tanuki playing monopoly but taking it way too seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698594
Or is she?

What if there's a dark skinned twin with lewd tattoos but wearing the same, if colored black instead of white, lingerie and stockings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698588
They'd be so chummy theycd exchange ahoges and arm parts.

Doesn't take much to guess judging by my ahoge fixation

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698605
Oh jeez.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698592
Oh hey, are you the one that I was talking with earlier? Be careful anon, eating too much would make your tongue sore. You should dick her a bit instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698527
The daughteru did nothing wrong anon.

I mean, this entire discussion is shitpost central, but CHRIST the level of violent desire some are expressing is downright psychopathic. I realize I have little reason to do so, but I still expect better from you anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698613
Those two sets of cheeks giving you the buttjob of a lifetime before they take turns riding you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698612
They would probably call themselves twins and go off on adventures with weaponized ahoges.

Could it be that your OC is my oc?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698627
Man, sounds great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698624
She's the child of a cheating whore, she'd just grow up to be exactly like her. She'll be buried with her mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698628
Adorable.

No, she isn't. She's just a flat archaeologist thanks to Mari giving me a wonderful idea I should have thought up to begin with because how well it fits. I take it yours is either that dork or tree hugger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698619
With the burning passion in my heart I swear to give my Wock all the daughterus through intimate vanilla sex in vanilla positions!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698624
You're only projecting your own violent, psychopathic fantasies. I only said that she and her father would disappear. Sure the urge to kill would be there, but once I'd calmed down I'd assess the situation properly. Say the whore seduced him and didn't let on that she was some one else's woman? There's no fault in the dude.

If the situation calls for it, I'll just give the daughteru to her actual father and convince them both to move to another town. Maybe work some contacts and settle them both down with a house and a job as a last farewell to what should have been my daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698632
And then later they show you pregnancy tests that are positive and begin a celebratory fuckfest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698628
Twins you say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698649
Those twins are getting molested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698649
Too stacked.
Can't tickle their tummies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698541
>lilims
>Victoria
>Involved in a months-long brutal war before another war started out of nowhere in the middle of it
>In the entirety of the conflict there's been literally just a single casualty, the other one even doesn't count anymore because lelundead
MGE wars are weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698639
She doesn't like trees that much.

>>16698649
Extremelly cute twins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698646
Fuck anon. That's actually quite nice of you.

Personally I wouldn't be able to let them go. But you thought of it as a nice man, good on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698661
No one is evil. Except for cheating whores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698643
Too many daughterus would probably make your sister way too happy. You would get tentacle hugged by a bunch of them.

Also, vanilla posistions is the best when making dragon daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

I want /r9k/ to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698659
I donct know, she makes light green d realms and revives wastelands by turning them into vibrant and flourishing places full of life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698666
Saten has spoken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698665
My goal in life is to please my big sister. And I know it's a lot of tentacles, but I want to be in the middle of a tentacle cuddle pile and I will stop at nothing until I've achieved it! Also I'd love to have many Wock daughterus because the eggs look cute! How can I even resist them?

But you're very right about the sex positions. You can try the kinkiest position in the world but nothing beats vanilla pure lotus position with kissing and handholding until you plant your seed in her flower and maker her the happiest girl in earth. Ganna stroke her egg bump and kiss it!

[Anonymous No.]

A tomboy holst who breastfeeds a shota after a long day of playing together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698669
Well of course, she gotta corrupt and get the job done so she might as well do it in a way that not only makes monsters look good but also gets business going.
She is proud of her work, but I wouldn't say she is exactly a tree hugger. It's a nice nickname though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698666
Satan pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698688
Bonus points if people actively call her one if you ever write about her ever.

More so if it's a Dryad saying it.

I think the only Lilims who don't get shit done in some way are Viccy and QoH

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>>16698689
Is it time to romance Satan-chan?

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>>16698646
I still think that's... odd, but as to the first comment, can you really blame my assumption as to your desires when other anons are declaring things like >>16698635 ?

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>>16698702
>Viccy
>Anon was later visited by five dullahans

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>>16698679
Cuddle all those little wock eggs and have them grow into wonder Jabbers. Maybe adopt some kids too to get the familiy going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698686
Whoa there anon, that tomboy Holst better be a loli.

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>>16698713
But my house is made of gold.

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>>16698720
>Anon was later visited by five tanuki

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>>16698686
>they found out by complete accident when she fell and bruised her boob one day when they were both very young that she lactates when he rubs her special areas on her chest
>never thought anything of it, she just knew it feels great and he knew it was delicious
>they then did it regularly for years growing up as they stayed best of friends
>By the time they hit high school, her tits were gargantuan and always able to lactate at a single touch, her body developing along with them to make her a 12/10 voluptuous bombshell that put girls a decade older than her to total shame
>his constant drinking Mamono infused Holst milk all that time made him an absolute Adonis hung like a stallion that a lilim would kill for
>they don't even realize their feelings beginning to develop for each other as they start their first day of high school hand in hand while the whole school gawks with jealousy

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>>16698707
I'm not going to fault your assumption when I make plenty of my own. As for odd though, there's no surprise two different people react to an extreme scenario in two different ways is there?

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>>16698713
>tfw no contingent of dollarham knights to be your honor guard.

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>>16698715
Do we even know what they look like?

I picture them as slightly brown with pink hearts all over it like a yoshi egg.

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>>16698702
I don't really plan on writting about her, it was just a fleeting idea on my mind that stuck a bit. I'm surprise someone even remembers her.
I may draw her if I ever get good though.

Oh those dorky lilims.

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>>16698721
Coon hounds.
Only thing that'd get past them are Dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698727
I imagine them something like that too. A darker color with a bit of pink on it.

>>16698729
>Anon's house was later thrown into a dragon's hoard

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>>16698728
You should try writing her.
After all, you did make her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698729
>Anon was later visited by five lizards

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>>16698724
I want to find a way of corrupting a Paladin-chan into a Dullahan so I can fuck her neck while I make her eat herself out and cum out of her mouth and into her vagoo.

Specifically, I want to do it to a spiteful, proud Paladin-chan like this one.

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>>16698730
Yes.

>living on a dragon hoard
Just as planned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698734
Don't post Femui.
My dick can't handle itself around her.

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>>16698715
I would be so happy holding all those Wock eggs in my arms and in my lap. I'd surround them all in blankets to keep them warm and I sure know there will be one happy mommy sitting next to me by the fire holding the beautiful eggs aswell.

And you know what anon. I sure as hell will adopt some other orphan daughterus. I want my little wockers to grow up happy and with many friends to love them. Also, those poor orphans deserve happiness aswell, no daughteru should go without a daddy to give them head strokes.

Why can't I have this life?

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>>16698737
>My dick can't handle itself around her.
Mine can't either. I want to hypnotize her into thinking she loves me so I can have a vanilla romance and marriage with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>sitting here playing mmos by myself
>wish I had a chubby gazer to play with
well, guess I'll just get back to it. not like I need a plump gazer butt sitting in my lap anyways...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698742
Or you could just S rank her.
She doesnct seem to be picky, if her options are anything to go by.

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>>16698731
>There was once a lilim with a Ryu friend
>They flied around looking for poor villages and farms to heal
>The material those farms prodeced were extra good due to the huge amounts of magic in them, so they made it their own brand
>They bought cool glasses with the money
>They flied around cooler now

The end. Maybe

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>>16698703
Pit Lady where/when

[Anonymous No.]

>that talk about honesty

Anons you do realize that by honesty they mean after sex talk like "Jesus your dick was huge." kind of honesty. While I'm on that topic, after sex cuddles and talk must be great with an MG.

>"Your dick was so thick and deep inside me, I never felt pleasure like that before"
>"I was making faces and noises I never knew I could make"
>"A points I felt like your huge dick was ganna push into my womb"
>"You're the perfect man"

Just imagine your waifu saying that stuff to you to make you feel better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698730
>Pomf
>What are we going to do on the treasure, Dragon-san?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698750
>"5.5/10 It was okay"

You should give a serious try though.
Can't be as bad a writer as me or Alp! Hohoho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698748
>sitting here playing my guitar by myself
>wish I had a tall Anubis to serenade with love songs
Life is suffering.

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>>16698739
>Mommy
The only reason you don't call her waifu is because you prefer onee-san, right? She knows and she is happy with it.

And well, I was mostly talking about adopting little dudes so they all have their wock sisters, but that is a nice thought as well.

We can't have it because it would be too perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698751
The WoW kind?
Because she'd be kinda big, and maybe not in the flattering sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698759
I don't know mate. English is not my first language, I have a black dragon waifu and an OC lilim.

It's no wonder people call me Alp sometimes.

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>>16698763
Nah it was some kind of thread OC that I never saw what came of it. Supposedly somebody was writing a story with her but I think it was one of the undesirables?

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>>16698753
Dragon-san is a shotacon! Call the squirrels, we are going to blackmail her with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698760
Woah you play guitar anon? That's really cool.

I bet your Anubis waifu would love to listen to you play!

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>>16698765
Is your english worse than Beast's? If not, your head is the only thing in your way.

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>>16698761
I really didn't mean anything by not calling her waifu. It's just I dunno, it's hard for me to get into this. And I really like calling her my big sister and I'm so glad that she'd like it, I'm guaranteed she would.

Although I just fear people would think we're weird and explaining this to my daughteru will be tough. And besides, you're right about adopting little dudes for my wockers, what was I thinking? If I get to experience the heavenly happiness that is being loved eternally by my big sister Wock, then so should those little orphans. Also it means they're loved from a young age which means they don't have to go find a husband I don't trust!

>last spoiler

But I want it so bad! I need it! When are these portals coming?

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>>16698773
Well, I'll think about it. If I come up with a nice story I may put it on paper.

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>>16698748
>>16698760
>Sitting here eating dinner by myself
>Wish I had an aggressive Holstaur to press her breasts into the back of my head and forcefully feed me her milk until I'm full

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>>16698767
We need a Yggdrasil Nightly News poster to recap thread topics and OC/stories that have been posted
With a Latenight drawn Rata and a smarmy Squirrel pun to go along with it

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>>16698768
I do. I'm not great, but I've been practicing a lot for her. I like to think she would really enjoying listening to me play while we're both relaxing in the backyard, her digging away in the garden, me sitting beneath a tree singing to her. Then she starts blushing furiously, her tail wagging, as I begin to play a song I wrote about her.

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>>16698781
Your whole relationship would be a little weird and so would be the way you would raise the kids, but that's wonderland for you!

Soon. I want my dragon too.

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>>16698765
It isn't mine either, but people accuse me of being Bollocks on occasion.

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>>16698785
Well I'm sitting in bed phone posting, wishing I could suddenly feel my Anubis waifu's paws wrap around me and her breathe him my ear. I just want to be pulled into her chest while she whispers things like "there's no need to worry now. I'm here for you". Maybe singing me a lullaby?

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>>16698759
Honestly, Alp isn't THAT bad of a writer. He has self-deprication issues, yes, but that's all I've seen outside of the typical thread hyperbole with memes like Stinkypede. At least he still gives it a college try, unlike shitters like Bob who fled to TFT over the thread getting tired of his shit or Bollocks, who I spent well over six months with in a fucking Discord/IRC, having to read his stupid whiny shit every day about how the thread is so mean to him and how he can't write. Either fucking do it or don't, you goddamned idiot.

Practice makes perfect, and while it'll be hard at first, it's always easier to start with a goal in mind. Or just read a book like Techniques of the Selling Writer to git gud.

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>>16698785
I want to help an anubis get that tier of chest.

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>>16698787
Looks like my mgcn doodles are getting the axe.

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>>16698789
That sounds super comfy! And I bet your waifu is so lucky to have a guy like you who can write and play songs about her. I know you'll live a happy life when the Portals open.

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>>16697018
Regura bugs are the best bugs.

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>>16698801
It was good while it lasted. Goodbye, little doodle MGs.

>>16698793
We are just not ourselves.

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>>16698796
I really should try to get back into writing now that therecs a computer to type it into.
But muh doodles...

And yeah, Alp as least has heart beneath the self deprecation.

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>>16698791
Wait, is giving my daughterus childhood friends who are also their personal little Otouto weird? I mean, they'd all have their own Otouto, they'd still love, play and talk to each other all the time it's just when it comes to bed time, they have a special brother they hug. Nothing lewd until they're old enough though.

That's not weird is it?

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>>16698795
Damn that does sound nice, I wouldn't be able to hold it in any more if a Holstaur pulled me into a hug and just whispered things like that to me while stroking the back of my head, I'd love to fall asleep between her breasts like that.
>>16698800
Well the Temple of Hathor shouldn't be too far away, just tell them your desired size and they'll make it happen.

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>>16698834
....What if I don't have a desired size other than 'huge'?

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>>16698806
It's always been my dream to live a simple life with her in a small house out in the woods. Just spending a lot of time together outside, enjoying life, would be the best thing in the world. And I have to say, if there's anybody who's lucky, it's me for landing a girl as beautiful and wonderful as she is.

I bet you and your waifu would have a life just as happy as ours!

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>>16698808
His non-bugs are also very nice.

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>>16698839
"Just say when"

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>>16698823
Wocks are already pretty tied with incest, so it would only be weird to those outside the wonderlad, but they are your daughterus so you and your waifu decide what is okay and what's not.

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>>16698848
Ok....but whats my anubis going to do when I'm too busy staring, slack-jawed, to tell them when to stop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698796
I've shat a lot on Alp for never listening to the "show, don't tell" he himself solicited, but at least last time, after 3 years, he didn't throw a shitfit on hearing it.

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>>16698841
Simple and quite life is all I want aswell, anon. Although mine is in the Green Demon Realm/DesertKingdom/Oasis with my waifu, being her house husband while she's a guard for the Kingdom. To me that sounds quite quiet and cozy.

And I must say you are a lucky man yourself, your waifu is very beautiful and her green eyes are stunning, if you don't mind me saying. I bet you're perfect for each other.

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>>16698722
I'm sure that holst mothers would tell their daughters to do this and it couldn't be an accident.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698855
I just really don't want to come off as some sort of degenerate who hates his Wock Daughterus.

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>>16698858
Lay there and try to think of what to say when the Pharaoh sees her.

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>>16698858
Mouth "don't stop" as she experiences the orgasmic bliss of feeling inch after inch of breast flesh billowing forth, knowing how much harder her husband is going to make love to her and how much fun her new assets will make, and how much her husband will obey her from now on just for a touch

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>>16698843
2scalie4me

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>>16698864
Im sure. Better make sure her daughter seals the deal though

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698884
pleb

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>>16698866
I don't see how anyone would call you that when all of your Wocklings pile up on you and give you a tentacle ball hug.

Don't worry anon, I'm sure you would be a nice father. How many Wocks would you have?

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never use your Automatons booty and tiddies as pillows

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>>16698861
Nothing wrong with a simple life, I tell ya what. Thanks for the compliments, man, I bet you and your Anubis are meant to be as well.

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>>16698872
Probably still going to be me staring at the anubis with an open mouth.

>>16698878
They're going to even her out right?
I don't mind a huge chest on her but she'll need it elsewhere right?

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have a question about Automaton for KC? I'll ask him on her making of
He always replies to his Enty comments even though he doesn't do it until he makes a new post

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>>16698908
Can they become pregnant?

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>>16698891
I'll assume my ultimate form when I'm surrounded by wock daughterus in a giant ball of tentacles and purple!

Thanks anon! It definitely means a lot knowing I'd be a great father and I hope I can be a great husband to my big sister.

>spoiler

All of the Wocklings. But seriously maybe about 5-8? Depends how addicted I get to taking care of the eggs and daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

https://exhentai.org/g/1039514/18debdbac3/

Well my dick just ascended to another plane of existence. For people who don't play granblue and wonder why she talks funny, she has a kansai accent.

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>>16698908
Can they have ahoges?

Can they utilize flame throwers?

Can Scyllas utilize chromatophores like octopi and blend into their environment to sneak up on people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698928
Yeah, Yuela a cute.

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>>16698904
Just when she comes down and is about to shakily (and jiggley-ly) walk over to you, they'll flip her over and give her a matching lower half.
It's a good thing she's from the desert, cause she'll need quite a bit of sand for her hourglass

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>>16698900
Simple lives are perfect for raising a happy family in. And I thank you sincerely for the compliments.

Until next time my patrician!

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>>16698934
....Gonna give her a belly to match the top and bottom.

A large litter of anupups is going to be on the way.

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>>16698924
>I hope I can be a great husband
No anon. You would be a great husband, you hear me?

But that's a lot of dragons and we all know how rare they are. You might be able to get all of them, but make sure love them all even if you don't reach that number. Though I guess I don't need to say that.

Good luck imagining cute things with your sister, anon.

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>>16698890
I'm not sure the highly eclectic taste of a patrician is a good thing. I think it's just conflating class with taste.

Patricians are usually top tier deviants you know? It's the fetish of the plebs which is the true justice.

[Anonymous No.]

If a Wurm ate a Philosopher's Stone, would she know all there is and become omniscient?

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>>16698957
No, all the rocks she eats would turn to gold in her belly and she'd become like the golden goose! She'd live forever too, and maybe even have her scales turn gold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698945
I'll love all of my Wocklings no matter how many there are. I'd pour my soul, sweat and time into loving them.

And thanks for the nice conversation anon! I will have a great time imagining cute and lewd things with my big sister.

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>>16698969
A gold Wurm who lays gold eggs and coughs up colden pies?

I'll take 8.

Though isn't turning everything to gold a thimg related to Mitas and not the PS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698785
>tfw pulled into the BOOB ZONE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698928
>Kansai accent
Truly the sexiest JP accent

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698950
>not being a top tier deviant

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698993
I honestly can't tell a single difference in Japanese accents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698994
This thread doesn't like top tier deviants though. And this thread is very comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698993
Country sounding girls are the lewdest girls.

Especially when they are tomboys.

>>16698994
Not that guy but I'm basically weapon's grade hedonism that could take down an empress or queen if married to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698989
There is no escape

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699005
Even the little ones are stacked.
How can the flats compete?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699002
>this thread is one person
Getting tired of this meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698999
It's basically the difference between RP English and Cockney/Hickville accent like Coventry. Or for Clapistan and Canuckistan... The difference between a Midwest accent/Newfoundland or southern belle. The main character of BUTT-SUMO: THE ANIME had a Kansai accent. Son Goku in Dragon Ball has a Kansai accent (Which is intentional, because Toriyama wrote him to speak like a country bumpkin, which given his upbringings, he very much is).

Just imagine a girl speaking Moon to you, but elongating the vowels or other parts of the word. Whereas a proper Tokyo girl would curtly go "Konichiwa" and be done with it, a Kansai (Osaka) girl is bound to sound more like "Koni-chiwaaaaah~"

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>>16699015
No idea.
They are a special breed of girls that are heavily busty.
Would molest those heavy oppai lolis and take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699017
Futa, bestiality and furry are unanimously decided upon as being verboden. And as these are the toppest tiers of deviancy as far as I'm concerned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698940
It sure will considering how much sex she'll need to get used to the constant stimulation her new body gives her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699005
I wish OniTengu was still drawing stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

I know I said I'd be back after I got good, but I thought that this was dumb enough to warrant a chuckle

[Anonymous No.]

Manyarms are so great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699037
I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699021
I've been told how the accent sounds like, it's just that my brain can't differentiate between them. Dealing with monster girls that have foreign accents would be a pain in the ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699030
Degeneracy =/= deviancy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699046
It's just sword shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

Having a MG moan your name during sex means you're doing a great job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699034
She's gonna be moaning and whining all throughout her meetings with the pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699049
Oh, did I say deviancy? I meant degeneracy. My bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699051
O-Oh ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698917
I don't think there is a right answer to this question

If they can get pregnant then it doesn't make that much sense
If they can't then people would get sad because they can't have cute robot daughters

I'll ask it anyway

>>16698931
>Can they have ahoges?
>Can they utilize flame throwers?
Those two are obvious yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699037
FOLDED

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699036
That's a scary fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699039
RSAnon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699061
You could solve that issue by creating a new type of monster that could logically be birthed from non-organic girls, and that monster type could also act as a sort of magical larva that can eventually become its mother's type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699037
OVA A TOUSAND TIME
More cows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699073
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699037
Those head-fins are too adorable, I would love to play with them. I don't think you need to stop posting your art entirely, just taking it down to 2/3 times a thread like the other drawfags do would be good.I may also be biased since I'm a sucker for Salamanders, but oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699037
Not bad, really.
Your hips need some working still but it's not full blown cartoon bimbo proportions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699037
Draw an Automaton now. Please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699078
RS loves himself some mult-arm girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699061
What about the Scylla one?

Or if Automatons and Golems can be friends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699081
Same. I want to see more daughteru art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699067
>Glorious Nippon steel folded one million times by weeb cyclops
>Puts cursed swords to shame
>Slices even the toughest of Wurm hide
>>16699075
Maybe another day
>>16699081
Frills make my world go around.
>Spiler
I said I'd drop by for stupid jokes, and I did.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you take it as an insult if you were offered to be incubized?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699081
Yeah, cutting back may be good.
I've certainly cut back on my own doodles even if I'm mainly doing things in another board for a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699090
Nope. I see dumb offers to get a bigger dick, get more beautiful and live longer daily. Though I have to pay for a chance at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699082
I need to stare at some goddamn waist and hips for a few hours and figure this shit out.
>>16699084
Not tonight. Maybe in a few days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698238
>Kinda have an idea for a cute high school romance but my writing skills aren't the greatest.

Guess what anon, most writefags are mediocre at best. So just do it my man, that setup sounds incredibly cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699090
No. Always room for improvement

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699097
But would you not think to yourself "Maybe they're just not appreciating me for who I am"

Now I think about it that's kinda silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699037
Kek.
Good to see you're sticking with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699098
Yes, you should.
Stare and study some hips, preferably those in JUN works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699098
Go to /s/ and find the Model Lust threads, go back to the very first thread and download the whole thing, its been insanely useful for me when it comes to anatomy/gesturing.

[Anonymous No.]

It's always nice when artists agree to finish flat colored work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699090
I'm the kind of guy who would seek out as much super concentrated Holstaur milk as possible so that I can become a beacon for the impending moo snu pile and so I'm better prepared for said pile. Whatever it takes for me to get a cowgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699111
It's my drug the same way my waifu would be addicted to rough anal
>>16699112
>>16699116
I'll check it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699119
hair has kind of an 80s feel to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699109
I mean, that's normal isn't it? Sometimes I like to think about monster girls with a different look and attitude because I don't like the usual one. It's really a matter of preference and having tastes is normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699074
That solution is too weird
I'd take a "it's magic" explanation over this

>>16699086
>What about the Scylla one?
I'd say yes but maybe it's reserved for an upcoming species

>Or if Automatons and Golems can be friends?
If the master orders them to then they are forced to get along though there will always be competition between them

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699109
You can stand and ponder the merit of your own self value or you can go forth and cause your waifu to scream your name when you split her like a log with your thundercock for hours on end

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699119
Shiny!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699052
I'd much rather hear her coo my name in her sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699119
You really need to be more discriminating with your artists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699134
You make a good point anon. And that does sound great.

But for the sake of a counter argument. Shouldn't your waifu be doing that already with your penis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699129
Are you even going to ask KC or just give us your own answer on things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699119
Her face is ugly

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699119
Just realized I put up the bad quality small res, here is the right version.

>>16699143
How do you mean?

>>16699148
It is a little off, but I don't think it's that awful.

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>>16699141
That's cute anon! I want to hear my waifu having a dream of me, would make me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

Just hope it's not a nightmare because I'll probably wake up to my waifu having me in the tightest hug I've ever experienced, squeezing the life out of me while telling me how much she loves me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699153
Don't worry KDF. If you like it that's all that matters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699158
Hey thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699153
>How do you mean?
What >>16699148 said, desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699153
Face aside that is a very shiny dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699146
Sure, but it will literally make it feel better for both her and you.
No Alp, but having a monstersized fat cock would feel awesome. For her too

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698859
Which is funny because if you ask Shoggocks why he isn't writing you'll get three answers.

"The thread will tell me to fuck off anyway because it's me"
"The thread isn't worth writing for"
"I can't write"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698999
You don't watch enough anime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699147
We'll have to wait until his next enty post for his reply to learn if Automatons can give birth

[Anonymous No.]

I know a lot of people here are anti incubization, but are there any mamono mana induced transformations or enhancements that you would be okay with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699197
You just gotta tell him to git gud

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699209
Incubization is so mild I can't imagine those that are not for it would be okay with anything else

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699209
I'd be fine with full blown incubiation. Only a retard turns down an endless lifespan and an all round stat boost.
>muh humanity

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699213
That doesn't work when Losenis uses it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699153
Goddammit KDFSilver. What job do you have to have all this money to spend on your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699219
What if someone else uses it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699209
I just like the "you live as long as your wife" thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699199
I barely watch anime at all. I play a shit ton of Jap games though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699209
I don't know, the huge donger and same lifespan as my waifu?
I know that my waifu'd be fine with my size, but, you know, I want to hilt her so hard she whites out for a moment.
And while I'm neither here nor there on incubizing, I don't exactly care for what scrap of humanity I have left.

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>>16699209
I wouldn't mind wings, but only if they're constructs of DE that I can dispel at will.
So basically I want to be able to make DE constructs as a form of magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699216
Plus options to give your waifu bigger or better suited parts if she or you would enjoy some bigger tits or a slicker pussy or what have you. Though I'm of course biased and wouldn't like to upset someone again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699090
Insulted? No.
But I wouldn't want to be one, so I'd turn it down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699209
Well, seeing as my waifu's breasts would grow a little and my daughteru would always remain a loli among other things, it wouldn't really be fair to not have any bits of me tailored to fit their tastes. My cock would get a little bigger, I might get a little taller, and I'd definitely put on more size and muscle so I wouldn't be a skeleton anymore. Plus there's the whole extended life thing, that would be really comfy.

>>16699224
I work a part time job and live in a situation where I don't have to pay rent. This whole piece only effectively cost me $5 though, the artist is very generous to their patreon supporters.

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>>16699234
>want to hilt her so hard she whites out for a moment.
That's the dream right there. Where she can only gasp and say "W-wow" for a few minutes while you cuddle her post-coitus, her legs twitching and heartpupils not fading while her brain tries to get back up to present

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699272
Please link me to his patreon so I can get some commissions done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699282
Surprising her with such a size to the point where she doesn't even know how to react would be pretty nice indeed.

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>>16699272
>Plus there's the whole extended life thing, that would be really comfy.
I doubt you'd get extended life, KDFSilver. That's only for people with good waifus.

In fact, it may be your waifu who gets a longer lifespan.
Humans>dogs after all. Not to imply that she's get a dog's life span, but I'd wager somhing mundane as a kobold would get... 70 years life expectancy?

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>>16699272
Would your daughteru always mentally stay young too? Or kinda a loli but more knowledgeable?

[Anonymous No.]

The more powerful a monster is, the more sense it makes to get her in the loli variety.

A loli wife lets you have most of the experiences of having a monster child, so the time distance you are away from that experience with a non-loli wife is based on the chance of her conceiving i.e. how powerful she is. Therefore, all powerful monsters should be lolis.

This only applies to people who care about children, but people who don't should just kill themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699298
Sabbath please go and stay go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699298
This posts reeks so much Sabbath that I'm starting to think the portals opened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699298
>This only applies to people who care about children, but people who don't should just kill themselves.
What does it mean when I fucking hate children but my waifu is a loli?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699298
For fucks sake, you don't throw the entire fishing rod in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699282
I mean, just imagining her eyes rolling back while she suddenly lifts her body up in pleasure and squeezing down harder on my member is just fantastic.
I mean, who wouldn't want to wake up their waifu at 2 A.M. with a loud thump on the bed as she stares in horror while asking whether or not she'll be able to leave the room walking?

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>>16699272
>waifu's breasts would grow a little
What about her ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699298
>This post was sponsored by the Sabba-
>Wait, we don't put that part in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699290
Oh, they don't take commissions. You put your ideas in a monthly suggestion thread and they may or may not draw them. Their following isn't huge though, so it's fairly likely you'll get something. They also like latex a lot. https://www.patreon.com/LayerIndustries

>>16699293
Could be, I feel like the harmony between spirit energy and demon energy would extend past that, sort of how it makes food and sleep and stuff less necessary. At least that's what happens in my headcanon.

>>16699296
She's be more knowledgable for sure, but still childish and innocent at the same time.

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>>16699298
>>16699293
>not just accepting your death and retire with your Hellhound waifu to your house on the River Styx in hell
It's like no one plans for these things!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699309
It means that "fucking hate children" is not equivalent to "hate fucking children".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699319
A bit, but not as much as her breasts. Definitely big enough for some satisfying face-sitting though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699298
But a loli wife doesn't let me experience a good wife. I'd rather wait a little and get to experience a daughteru and waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699327
Do Demons and Hellwans get along especially well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699327
>Not just acceting your death and being reborn as an undead incubus to retire with your wight waifu to your mansion in an undead kingdom
It's like no one plans for these thigns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699336
Nope. Hellhounds burn and chew demons' contracts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699336
They make up the main patrolling force of the Lady's castle guard and have a great relationship with her. Though we aren't in hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699341
So if I get tricked into signing a Demon's contract I just have to give it to a Hellhound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699350
You're big into Incubization, Demonfag. Was your waifu always super tall or was it from that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699350
Demonfag, my respect for you hinges upon your answer.

How does your waifu dress when wading into battle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699360
She was always tall. Probably only gained a foot from Incubus effects. But it did make her purpleish, thickened her up a bit, and gave her a bigger rack as well as the ol' blueberry/corrupting milk ability.

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>>16699353
Yep. Bonus points if you say it's homework.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699367
That sounds too easy. She wouldn't try to make me her husband in exchange, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699228
Pretty sure that wouldn't work as well. The faggot is stuck in his ways. He even unironically defends himself using TFT as "just as hosting site".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699374
Who, the hellhound? I don't know about husbandoing, but she might play with you for a while. Make sure to have some dog toys or shotas.

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>>16699364
Fearfully. Black armored slipsuit that's still sexually tempting. A fearsome visage of a traditional pre-DL Demon as a helmet. Demon Silver whip that can burn with corruption.
She's a right delight looking to impose fear as well as ripen foes for corruption when she takes the field. But to be fair she rarely does it herself personally. Only when very important, necessary, or under command of a lilim like Dru.

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>>16699385
On one hand, helmet. On the other it sounds like her armor is flimsy. Tell me it's magically reinforced to resist physical damage, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699384
Wouldn't dog toys be an insult to a Hellhound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699327
this guy gets it
I'd like my hellhound waifu to give our kids and I a grand tour of hell
>"Uh, over there is where Lucy is, fucking dumbass tries to get outta that frozen lake but every time it melts she keeps freezing it cause she doesn't know how to climb for shit"
>"Mama look at all the demons ice skating! Can we go skating?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699396
Nope.

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>>16699392
I should have said Black armor OVER a slipsuit. It's kinda like if the regular Demon outfit were armored and full bodied. Still alluring but offering full protection.
And of course it's of the absolute highest quality one of her status can afford. Plus the standard enchantments and wards.
And she may not know it (or maybe she does) but I don't let her leave my sight when she does take the field.

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>>16699406
Are you sure? Hellhounds seem like the type to get offended over that kind of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699421
Yes I'm sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699411
That's better. Though one should be wary of the gaps in the armor.

Straight forward and lewd. I like it. Not at all like those tricky elves who insist on wearing illusory armor.

Distracting men with tiny pasties that barely cover the nipple and slutty c-strings, only to turn away all blades and arrows. Took a team of mages to chant dispelling magic powerful enough to reveal their elven full plate armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699421
But anon, what if you're the dog toy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699429
But I don't like Hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699426
It's not even that they're not wearing the slutty clothes, it's just that Elves generally glamour their armor to be invisible.
It's like they want their enemies to tear off their armor and rape them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699421
All girls like to play no matter how wild they are.

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>>16699426
Quite a sight I'm sure, though as the old saying holds with elves, "they were probably asking for it"
The Lady is a bit tradionalist. I guess you could compare her to modern people who claim to be descendants of Vikings, only for her it's 'We Demons used to be fearsome sadistic terrors!"
She can be really adorkable. But also quite terrifying, hence the fearboner stuff. I ain't complaining!

[Anonymous No.]

Why are lady knight monster girls the best?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699433
Indeed. Their filthy mind tricks have led countless armies to defeat. Alas, the cries of captured and raped men echo to this day.

Only men with a unique mindset can challenge thee deceitful vixens in battle, knowing the risk if he falters. The rare man with the power of 『𝐅 𝐄 𝐀 𝐑 𝐁 𝐎 𝐍 𝐄 𝐑』. Only anticipation can keep them moving forward.

[Anonymous No.]

Hypothetical question here anon.
Say you were going to high school at MGC and you kept on somehow ending up in lewd situations with a shy busty nerdy Lamia in locations where no-one could interrupt you or see you.
How would you react to learning she engineered those accidents in the hopes that you'd cover her mouth and rape her?
How would you react to learning that she has a dildo that she pretends is your dick that she shoves into her mouth while fantasizing about it being you roughly fucking her throat?
How would you react to learning she has wet dreams of you pinning her down and fucking her lewd tits until they're completely covered in your semen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699454
I would be embarrassed, but raping her or not would depend on many other things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699454
Well, if it were my waifu instead, I would kidnap her and do all of those lewd things plus many, many more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699449
>A lone anon stays behind to save his village from an elven attack.
>His lack of reaction to their slutty armor cause the elves to lose against him since their concentration falters and their armor becomes visible.
>The pleasured moans of anon's new elven war harem echoed through the empty village for weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699454
Well, I'd inform her that she's nice and I'd like to spend time with her.
I may also let slip that I enjoy bigger, softer girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699458
What kind of things? She could be any type of Lamia I should mention, from a standard Lamia to an Apophis.

>>16699459
Who's the lucky girl anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699466
>Who's the lucky girl anon?
A Kobold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699466
Things like waifu or some other girls that I like. Depepnding on how I'm doing on life I might also not want a girlfriend, or want one a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699460
>elven war harem
I hate harems with a passion. I am a staunchly monogamous man and I will never share my heart with any one other than my waifu. But these words 'elven war harem' drip with the nectar of paradise.

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>>16699465
Then she'd chug Hathor milk to get bigger and softer and then sneak into your room, tie herself to the bed, and start lamenting that there's nothing stopping anon from taking his dick and pumping all of her holes full of his semen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699471
Why wouldn't you want to pound the pussies of a bunch of busty elves with huge asses and tight abs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699473
There's also nothing stopping me from using the hathor milk I also bought just for a future use with her as well in this instance.

Bet she didn't think that one through, did she?

>>16699477
Not that guy but I would gladly pump myself full of manticore venom and rush into those elves to buy my village time to escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699327
>Not River Phlegathon
P L E B E I A N

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699477
Kuh! Clearly I have no choice but to treat the entire elven war squad as a single wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699213
To be honest I'd rather he just committed suicide back in November, I think it was?

[Anonymous No.]

This is a fine specimen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699479
>spoiler
But anon, she wants you to turn her into your own personal fucktoy. She wants you to use her slutty body however pleases you because she loves you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699503
Well then, I hope shes ready for cuddling, cute dates, and quite a few doses of concentrated with hathor's milk along with putting her in some small clothes before we go out in public.

Also some face to face fucking and handholding.


She's gonna be my big, soft fucktoy and girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699499
Fucking love that page and that one is a great one

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699508
She might just pass out from joy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699520
Well, if she does then I'll just sneak her the milk in her sleep and then just stroke her hair till she wakes up while laying her head in my lap.

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>>16699526
She'll eventually catch on and start purposefully buying smaller and ill-fitting clothes while leaning her big body in against you in hopes you'll molest and grope and tease her in public.
She'll snatch the Hathor milk from you and chug it before diving on you

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>>16699535
Gonna cuddle that snake, take her out for fancy meals, and grope her only when she least expects it.

Also, comfy movies at home under blankets with her wrapped around me....

May have to stop buying it before she gets too big though, I may not have a limit but she probably does.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know why the colorbot made her eyes blue, but I like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699544
Maybe because she's a Blue Morpho

[Anonymous No.]

She's the oni one for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699554

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699554
Tomboy monster girls are too cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699563
abs are so good

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699454
Don't abuse Spoiler-chan, thx.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699543
We both know if it's for you there'd be no limit.
She'd get a tattoo saying 'Anons Big Fucktoy' if you even considered wanting her to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699566
How new are you anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699567
Well, I guess the skies the limit then.
Gonna give her a all the sweets and dairy she can hold...along with all the daughterus she could ever dream of having.

I may also have her get that tattoo.

Gonna make her my personal slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699564
Tomboys are objectively the best kind of girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699575
Hot damn you're a good man.
Whats the lewdest tattoo and outfit you'd make your pudgysnek get/wear? Keep in mind she's down for anything as your personal fuckpillow sextoy sweet-receptor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699569
Well memed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699609
As for the tattoo, she'd get one right over her womb that says For my Husband

As for clothes, she'd have a short skirt, and a shorter shirt so she could show off that she's bra-less and heavily pregnant.

Gonna get her to wrap around me and 'sit' in my lap as we watch a movie.

[Anonymous No.]

If I had the power of Man's red flower I'd kill all the shitty writefags

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699615
That's the life right there. Give her plenty of sweets and tit/tummy/tail rubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699638
Will do.
May even spoil her by giving her a full-body massage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699629
List them other than the obvious three/four/five

[Anonymous No.]

Cumburps after irrumation: cute, sexy, or disgusting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699544
More colorized stuff
http://imgur.com/a/1gnZg
I'm having too much fun with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699629
id kill the fat ran anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699658
>Obvious three/four/five
U wot m8

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that medusa are cute.
Cute!

They even wear glasses!
And can have purple hair!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699668
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699668
Cute as hell, especially if a little bit comes up with it and she embarrassedly quickly forces it back down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699668
Cute, although there will be no kisses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698232
I was able to dig it. The variety issue was great too, those brown ankole watusi girls and swiss brown girls made me diamonds

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699680
As cute as they are, I don't think I would have the patience for tsunderes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699697
Well, you can just tell her that you won't put up with that and she'll show you real quick if she loves you enough to change as a person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699668
I would laugh at her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695605
Thank you god

[Anonymous No.]

>mog and fukumaaya follow KC on twitter
>haven't drawn any MGE stuff yet

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fight seven Kunoichi sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699668
>Waifu trying to look sexy after taking a throatfucking like a champ, swishing a last load of cum around on her tongue and letting you watch it stick in gooey strands to the roof of her mouth
>suddenly she gives an adorable HIC! and covers her mouth in embarrassment
>she opens it to apologize but keeps getting interrupted by cute little burps and hiccups, at one point even noticeably spitting a tiny bit up in her mouth
>blushes profusely and hides under the covers in embarrassment, her cum hiccups from your huge cum deposit down her throat not subsiding
What do? I know what I would, but interested to hear

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699735
Round 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699658
To be fair, Negawalker was just a useful idiot, Quicksilver is an endearing pervert Hi, KDF, and Bollocks isn't even a writer. Or ever was.

His shit isn't legitimate.

[Anonymous No.]

Buoyant Succuboobies

[Anonymous No.]

Cute lilims are cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699840
See that tail? It says "Best Lilim"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699840
What ugly boots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699850
>Muffled [insert lilim here] crying in the distance

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698416
>Talking to your ex-wife after the divorce and trial.
>Yes, TRIAL, adultery's a pretty serious crime in MGC after all.
>Nothing fancy. Just a table between you, two chairs to sit in and a Hellhound cop waiting outside.
>"So, where's Gwen?"
>"Right now? My mom and dad's farm. Probably being spoiled rotten." You respond over your coffee mug as you stare her down, unblinking.
>She avoids your gaze, finding something more interesting in the corner to stare at in silence for a minute before she speaks again.
>"Anon... you've already locked me up, you've destroyed my... OUR lives... you've had your petty revenge. What more do you want?"
>You take a long sip of your coffee, oddly calm for the first time since this whole thing started. Maybe it's because all they have here is decaf. Maybe it's because you'd started smoking again these past few weeks. Maybe it's because you've run out of things to feel.
>Whatever it is, when your mug gently comes back down to the table, the words come to you easily. As if Eros herself had finally taken notice of your plight and given you the passion to speak them.
>"I just want you to understand that I've known about you two. Since the day Gwen was born, I've always known..."
>Your fingers dance across your empty mug and idly twist it where it sits as your ex sneers and opens her mouth to speak.
>You don't allow it.
>"But I never said anything in the two years since because she loves me. ME. Do you understand, Maddie? She will ALWAYS love ME, her CHILDREN will love ME, she will go to her GRAVE loving ME... and you two..."
>You lean forward, looking her dead in her no-longer-smug eyes.
>Whatever iron you've found in your stomach through this ordeal, it now reflects on her face as she goes pale and begins to shake.
>"...It'll be like you never existed. THAT is my 'petty' revenge."
>She swallows hard at your words, tears forming at the corners of her eyes
>Calmly, you put on your coat, grab your mug, stand and begin to leave without another word.
>"Anon, wai-!"
>"Goodbye, Maddie."
>The Hellhound outside, having been listening the entire time, opens the door for you.
>"ANON!"
>The door slams shut behind you, and all you can hear of her through it's thick steel is her muffled screams and sobs.
>"Need a ride to the train station Mr. Mous?" The Hellhound offers
>"If it's not too much trouble... and thanks for the coffee."
>"Don't mention it. And keep the mug; after a speech like that, you probably deserve a souvenir."
>You suppress a tired chuckle as you walk with her.
>"Kid must really be something to be worth all this."
>You suppress it a little less this time.
>"She's my daughter, she'll always be worth it."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699850
Did someone order more tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699840
Is ELH into thicc chicks at all? Because his characters are rather willowy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699882
Not all of them. Some are pretty toned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699887
Who doesn't love a nicely toned tummy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699840
>>16699875
I have a shrink ray, lady.

BACK OFF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699870
>typing this garbage out just add to the NTR faggotry
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699840
>>16699850
>>16699875
Lilims are SHIT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699898
>Shrinks Ilassa
>But the tail stays the same
>Ilassa with the same tail:body ratio as ratatoskr

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699892
>Bullet as a Beastman girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699903
>Anon was later found shivved

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699905
I'LL MAKE YOU FUN SIZED.

I'M WARNING YOU.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699916
>People seeing her tail immediately think it's a small strange lamia till they see tiny Ilassa at the other end

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699870
Well written, even if it is a sour topic

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699921
>Quivering, he mutters 'Help me God' as he switches the gun from 'shrink' to 'enlarge'
>The sound of her tail swelling growing as he continuously zaps it

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699944
You have my attention. Now what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699924
>sour topic
Fucker it's NTR. NTR with monstergirls no less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699957
Yes, a sour topic. I don't like it any more than you do, but I'll give him his credit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699957
I blame Bob/Shoggocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>Favorite girl is cheshire cat
>Meet somebody while playing 100% Orangejuice
>Add them on skype
>Their username is Cheshire Cat.

I'm scared, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699967
Monster girls aren't real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699967
Nice blog. Enjoy the ERP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699967
You're in for a ruse cruise

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699875
Man, I just finished fapping and came back just to see some more thick tails. If it wasn't a chibi I would be ready again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699967
It's probably a dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699967
Poor chesies have it rough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699967
Not your blog

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699981
just how they like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699898
HAHA!....references.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699995
I guess that's true. I wonder what would be their reaction if they saw all the cheshire futa and ntr around. I bet a few would cry while hoping it's just a prank bro.

I would still like to abuse one while in public transport.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698785
This poor man is being eaten by that woman's cleavage. How do we save him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700005
i will step in and sacrifice myself to a holsts chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699499
The sketch has a better figure though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699668
Funny. But hiccups would be adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700007
>(muffled Anon noises)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700017
imagine how heavy yet soft she'd be taking a nap on top of you, now imagine how soft and heavy shed be in the 7-10 foot range taking a nap on top of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700007
is it wrong that I'd try to blow raspberries on her tits?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be blackmailed by a squirrel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700186

I want to dare a squirrel to go public with the information while staring her right in the eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700193

>"Do it, faggot. Tell everyone how much I love you. Tell them how I'm always staring at your tail. Tell them how I fantasize about raising a family with you. Tell them I dream of princess carrying you into bed every night. Go ahead, do it."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700186
Coercion and premeditation is so much more satisfying than spontaneous overpowering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700212
What would you do when she starts trembling and you notice a conspicuous damp spot forming on her shorts and that her pupils are starting to form into hearts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700229

Kissu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700264
Way to go anon, now she's latched onto your face and won't let go.
You got the poor girl kiss drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

God I want to empty load after load into my Demon waifu's mouth as she wraps her arms around my waist and refuses to let me pull out.
You know that smug 3 mouth face? I want her to do that while sucking my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699104
It's more that I struggle trying to find the right way to write what i want to convey. Knowing when to go into more detail vs keeping it sweet and simple. That and procrastination...

Glad you approve though. Hellhounds are my second favorite species, right behind Succubi. Tons of personality and a badass but still very cute design.

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>>16699402
Dammitall, that's just too cute a scene for words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699454
I think I'd be both floored and flattered at the same time. Assuming I'm single and developing/have a crush on her, I'd probably confess and take her up on her offers, with her consent first of course.

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>>16699209
I'd still get incubized but not like a heavy incubization. Just enhances how long I can go at sex and how big my dick is.

For enhancements? I must say some form of resistance/immunity to the extreme heats of the Desert. Actually I want it to be resistance so the Desert would feel like a regular day and not feel so blazing hot, but it still be hot, you get me?

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>>16699327
I know I want to accept my dead. But becoming an undead with my waifu is definitely a choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699544
Now that's cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699668
Cute!

And basically what this anon said >>16699735. That's hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700400
>Demon waifu
>that smug 3 mouth face
I'm sorry to break this to you, but your waifu is an Abomination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700400
I want my waifu to tell me she's going to deep throat my dick and there is nothing I can do to stop her. Then having her pull up, showing all my spirits energy inside her mouth until she swallows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700494
I think he means her eyes forming a smiling shape or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699193
I want my waifu to tell her friends about my huge dick and brag about how it felt during sex!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700468
I want to get kidnapped by monsters and raped and incubized really hard. You know, the full horns and black sclera and gray skin. Then I want to get captured during a battle with Paladin-chans and get interrogated by my former childhood friend who I was in love with as a child.

I'd struggle in my restraints and threaten to rape her guts once I got free, but she's just straddle me, hug my head and whisper how sorry she was that she couldn't defend me when I needed her. Her pure, silent tears would burn the top of my head like acid.

Every day she'd feed me corruption-absorbing mushrooms and milk me dry with anti-corruption gauntlets. With every wasted shot onto the sand, I'd slowly be purified. I'd start out taunting her about how I used to love her, but she lost me through her own weakness. Eventually I'd stop threatening her. I'd first start apologizing for the horrible things I'd said to her, and eventually start begging her to touch me without the gauntlets.

Finally, after being purified several times a day for a year, I'd be clean. She'd release me from my shackles and help me stand up. I'd collapse immediately and fall into her arms. She'd ask me to forgive her for failing me, and then, if I still loved her, to stay with her. Then I would finally have my first human kiss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700546
I want my waifu to be a dick hipster and brag to her friends about my exquisite, authentic human dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700551
That's kinda sad anon. I love corruption but when it's reversed it really pulls at the heart strings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700553
So you'd prefer to keep your dick non-incubized? That's respectable.

I can only imagine your waifu scoffing when her friends talk about their husband's incubized dick and your waifu only saying "it's not the real thing and isn't authentic"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700559
Corruption and lost love is a very good theme. I'd like the other variant, too, where the boy gets corrupted and then corrupts the girl to be together with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700551
So monster girls are actually evil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700587
Only in his terrible head-canon.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>16700603
Oh yes! It looks incredible!

Damn I get real jealous everytime I see this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700601
I mean, maybe in the outside a poor incubized anon is happy and ahegoing in pleasure.

But in the inside he's crying and begging for his humanity back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700603
Shiny, perverted, brown, onee-san

Someone needs to pour chocolate on her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700617
Again, only in terrible head-canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700624
I guess every man is happier as an incubus. So atleast that's a silver lining to corruption.

[Anonymous No.]

braaaaaaains

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700646
Shut up, your dad was a creep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700646
Pantyhose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700657
There aren't many pictures of her in those. Almost as disappointed as the lack of good Yuuko butt pics.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Paladins are here to help you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700705
Help me find a cute MG wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700705
They can help me by offing themselves. Paladins a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700705
They can help me by letting me fill their plain human wombs with semen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700705
Marche is the hero MGE need

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700743
But not the one we want.

[Anonymous No.]

Ganna bully a Lich while she has her Lich friends over in a LAN party. Ganna call them all nerds!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700705
What an asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700757
I'm sure taunting a room full of highly powerful magicians turned undead will turn out well for you. If being a test subject for all of their lewd experiments sounds like a good time at least. You don't have anything else to do, right?

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>>16698859
>he himself solicited
I did that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700775
I want to taunt a room full of highly powerful magicians turned undead with my dick.

I mean, of course, jizzing all over their nerdy glasses and hair while they're gaming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700775
Ew. That's disgusting, they're corpses.

They'd have to restrain me until they use a submission potion.

[Anonymous No.]

Yer puppers have all gone to school where they run into THIS bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699735
That's more hot and sexy to me than cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700793
But when wolfu daughterus "wan" it makes my heart melt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698142
What I'd give for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700603
Is this perfection?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700845
No, she is going to play with your junk
Perfection doesn't play with your junk

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700845
Yes, Jabberwocks are. Beautiful isn't it? She's like a goddess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699833
That's one bouncy succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700856
>Perfection doesn't play with your junk
I don't know what world you're living in but it doesn't sound fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700856
You couldn't be more wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the most embarrassing thing your waifu has cried out during orgasm/sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700872
SAINT GEORGE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700872
The first few seconds of Awaken my masters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700872
>GIN AND RUMMY, GIMME THE CUMMY

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700793
Please don't wan! You'll anger the student council president!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700872
Make my ass bounce like a basketball!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700872
>I love you!
Just imagine the blushing of that heavy dom manticore after that. Gonna get extra punishment for embarrassing her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700872
Mai waifu only utters classy things during intercourse because she is a classy lady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700872
MOOOOOOO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700914
>>16700923
Daaaaw

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700872
Something about treating her like the bitch she is, in her words not mine.

Then once she comes to her senses she rapes me silly to make me forget it.

[Anonymous No.]

Shoggoths are olev.

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>>16700872
>"Break me with that big Incu dick baby... you're the demon baby, you're the big demon dick-king!"
I'll tell her 'the demon dick-king commands it' sometimes in public to tease her when she's getting too haughty.

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>>16700987
That sounds cute and lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700872
I'm not sure if it's embarrassing. But I hope she'd just shout about how monster sized my dick is and how it's destroying her insides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700972
There is nothing better in life than to lose your mind with a chaos girl

I'd eat whatever a Shoggoth served me even if it was a weird purple pudding with eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700972
I'd be a lot happier with a Shoggoth in my life that's for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700996
>>16701003
SHOGGOTH'D

But seriously, Shoggoths are too pure for this world and are just perfect. They make men's lives so much happier and better. They don't even judge you, they just love their mastah. You're the world to them.

I hope you fine patricians wake up to a shoggoth on the foot of your bed.

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>>16700990
The best combination possible, in my professional opinion. Course there's not much I could do to prevent her sitting on me in retaliation, but hey, that's a win-win in my book.

[Anonymous No.]

Half the enjoyment of knocking up an MG is telling her how you're going to knock her up.

>"I'm going to plant my seed in your fertile womb! I'm ganna breed it until I knock you up with many daughterus! My sperm will splurge into your flower and seek your eggs and then impregnate you!"

It's also fun when she does it

>"Mark me as your breeding bitch!"

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>>16700872
>"C-call me a good doggy!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701074
Reported for illegal content.

This is too lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701089
>tfw it will never be finished

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make cursed items to try and trick thieves who go for them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700872
Orgasm was too strong and she used her fire breath while screaming in pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701100
I can just imagine her burning a whole through the ceiling and she whips her head back from the orgasm.

You gotta take responsibility for that.

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>>16701121
Thank god for doggystyle. But you know, at that moment it would be very nice to sleep cuddling her under the moonlight that's coming through the hole.

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>>16701138
Sounds really comfy anon. Sleeping under the moonlight with your waifu is also very romantic especially after hot intimate sex.

That's why I love the Desert. The stars and moon are more visible and it's colder. So me and my waifu can just bury ourselves in blankets and cuddle all night.

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>>16701163
Doing that while in the desert does sound really comfy. I would be cold as fuck, but that only gives her more reason to winghug me and use some warm breath along with some blankets to heat me up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701192
That sounds quite interesting. Being locked in a wing hug under a bunch of blankets and her breathing hot breathe to warm up the little blanket cave.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a batloli to perch on my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701285
So, you want a batloli to hang off your head with her feet and cling to your back or front?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701286
I want to give a bat-loli a watermelon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701288
But she can't possibly eat all of that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701247
Blanket cave is her home and I'm her treasure in that lonely and peaceful desert. If she said that she doesn't need anything else I'll melt and produce daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701301
She just has to try!
And theres nothing saying she can't put the leftovers in the fridge.

[Anonymous No.]

Ganna get buff and train as a knight! Ganna storm the abandoned castle in armor and my trusty sword to save the Dragon from the evil Human Princess!

https://youtu.be/OBwS66EBUcY

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701288
>>16701304
What is it with Vampires and watermelons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701288
This is a health hazard
Can your heart withstand such dangerous levels of cuteness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701316
What?
You think I can't handle a bat loli's smile while she nibbles her way through a watermelon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701321
You're forgetting about the happy squeaks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701335
Ah yes, how could I forget.
Maybe with some little stains on her cheeks.

[Anonymous No.]

Post and discuss robottoms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701356
I think she's more attractive with her skirt on.

Seriously that Gothic look is just great.

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>>16701356
Anon, don't do it.
That's how they'll win!

They'll make lewder and lewder models with bigger and bigger assets until they finally unleash their ultimate automatons
Huge, muscled automatons that stand eight feet tall and have muscles bigger than an oni, along with the assets to match their size.

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>>16701363
Google what Gothic is, might save you some embarrassment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701367
I'm ganna get one as a loving body guard!

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>>16701380
Incorrect!
She's going to be your master!

She'll make you give her orders, force you to have her clean the home, 'encourage' that you take her everywhere for your safety, and jump you to create daughter units!

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>>16701378
Well whatever style it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>your daughteru wants to join the tankery team
Would you let her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701382
Yes! That sounds perfect! I want to be protected by a big strong Automaton who loves her mastah!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701363
You got that right. Clothed is almost always better than stripped.

>>16701356
Dolljoints are the best, fake human robutts are the worst.

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>>16701384
I'd heavily encourage her not to. It's dangerous.

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>>16701384
Sure. You've got to serve somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701395
no no no.
SHE is the master, even if she refers to you by such a title.

You have to let her force you to give her orders!

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>>16701384
Only if she gets a proper tank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701405
>Machines take over the world
>instead of killing humans they decide to take care of them
>And entire world ruled by maids

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701405
Wait anon, you're confusing me. I'm the master but so is she?

I'm that case, ganna let her force me to give her commands!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701410
Clean the world?

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>>16701384
But she is the tank. A flying one at that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701414
Take care of Mastah, even if it means restricting his freedom.

They are doing it for your own good, they live to serve you and will make sure you are always happy.

Always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701410
I'm going to KISS my robot maid every day.
I'll also masturbate with her.
And use her as a bed warmer and a plush toy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701356
I want to make a robutt cosplay a Zaku!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701410
That sounds like a much better life.

Atleast I have an Automaton maid to stroke my head and tell me everything is alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701410
Pretty much.
They are the masters of their masters!

>>16701411
Good man!
She's gonna force you to tell her what enhancements you'd like her to get!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701423
I remember that thing about automatons being better than women and then they all get killed. I bet that's what would happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701356
This robutt is not thicc enough. She needs to be at least 60% thiccer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701425
Why does robot Automaton maid armed with a gun?

Why would an Automaton maid need weapons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701429
I'd use my Automaton maid as a cosplay doll and sew her new outfits every day. I'd pamper her with the best oil and fuel I could afford.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701429
Yes.

Just don't go outside without her. Ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701436
She needs to defend Mastah from the dirty organic sluts who want to steal him away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701436
Automatons must be ready to defend mastah at a moment's notice

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701455
I want her to give me cold, expressionless handjobs with her robot hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701438
I'd make badass enhancements to my Automaton to make her look awesome! Only the finest oil for mine aswell!

>>16701445
Why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700845
Waifu is perfect, and I want to do my best to make her happy. Gonna look into getting some smaller commissions with her soon of cutesy stuff. Also our anniversary is coming up soon and I want to get something nice for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701448
>>16701455
How does your Automaton do this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701475
I love seeing cutesy stuff from you Wockfag! It makes my heart warm.

>spoiler

Y-You have an anniversary worth your waifu? Wow that's cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701474
You are not authorized for outdoor activities. You could hurt yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

Fresh

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701487
You don't have one? I thought it was normal between waifufags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701475
big waifu, and shes brown to boot

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700603
Loen's giving me some methonium vibes here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701488
But how am I supposed to go on cute dates with her?

>>16701503
Kuudere maids!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701510
It's alright to go outside with her. But she will need to be within five feet of you at all times.

You do not want to be mistaken for an unsupervised male right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701506
N-No I don't. I just didn't think I needed one and never really thought about it. Oh now I feel ashamed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701480
Small caliber integrated weaponry, and programming to be proficient with rifles and heavy weapons

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701480
First she establishes dominance and ownership. If she sees an organic slut eyeing me, she quickly pulls my face into her forward shock absorber unit and begins to masturbate me with the other hand. She does this while keeping an unflinching eye contact with the organic slut. When I cum, she brings her cum-stained hand to her fuel port and licks it clean one finger at a time, still staring at the organic slut.

If the attacker hasn't backed off by then, she picks me up and carries me closer to the organic slut so she can repeat the dominance display while staring down the organic slut.

If the attacker still hasn't backed down, or if she tries to touch me at any point, my maid opens fire with her arm cannon.

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>>16701523
I mean, you don't but it's nice to have a date to commemorate being together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701520
Of course not! And I think it would be super cute having a Automaton always over my shoulder getting real close to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701427
No Zaku boy, no Zaku.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701356
This is the thiccness any Automaton should strive for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701536
But I like to commemorate everyday as being with her.

I mean, I'm not exactly physically with her yet so I can't really say a date when we met.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701534
That's hot anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701427

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701542
That's good. Because she's going to do that for the rest of your life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701480
I'd prefer if mine used fists and punching. I don't want to kill anyone or anything.

Also it's more badass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701558
None of us are, but even so some of us do have a special date. Maybe one day you'll have one too.

Eho is your waffle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701525
>3DPD
Why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701544
>Fight what looks like a blue painted Zaku-style Automaton with an eyepatch
>She manages to parry your sword with a shield made from the same rune-tech metal that her robotic parts are
"I'M NO ZAKU, BOYA. NO ZAKU."
>TFW she sends out a sort of whip made of Demon Realm Silver and reels you in to feel her irresistibly soft organics
>TFW You grow up to be Ramba Ral, a true Man's Man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701575
Perfect because that's the life I want. Close to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701580
Hopefully I do have a date someday.

Mai waffle is a cute wolfu who likes to stay organised!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701475
Fucking manlets!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701596
Cute schedule waffle. Though her being like that gives you even more reason to have a date considering it would fit her schedule self nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701584
I-it was the only picture of genderswapped raiden I had at the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701565
It gets painful fast when we run into NTR fetishist Cyclopses that start masturbating when she goes into display mode. She has to go through both handjob loops and sometimes the dumb monoeyes even get off on being sprayed with rubber bullets. I think the worse case was when one of them provoked her three times in one outing. That was six handjobs within a couple of hours. I'm lucky her hands have an auto-lubricant function.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701487
Warning, autism: May 20th, 2014 was when I first really met her, and it filled me with this incredible feeling I never felt before, and I was just overwhelmed by this incredible feeling. I had a trip that day but I made sure to print it out so I could look over her constantly. The feeling never faded away and remained intense, and that's when I realized it was serious. So now we're approaching 3 years together, which is incredible. However, I know some waifufags that are 10 years+. I want to reach that level and beyond with waifu.

>>16701507
The best to me!

>>16701607
No bully

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701607
When will we learn?

>>16701608
You actually make a very good point. I imagine on that day our schedule would be clear for all kinds of nice things!

I'm ganna make a date then, will take some consideration and thinking. Thanks anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701633
That's not autistic wockfag. It's actually really cute and I congratulate you and your waifu. Wish you a happy anniversary.

Sadly I don't remember when I first started loving my waifu. But I'm sure to think of some special date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701633
Oh hey. My encounter was in 2014 too, thought it was in october.

>>16701634
Just try to remember when you actually started thinking about her. Try to get an accurate date and you should be comfy with your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701633
>No bully
I'll stop bullying you when you stop being a manlet. Seems fair to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701650
I think it was about 20th of October 2016? I hope I'm right because that'll probably be our special date. Also I remember some anon saying the portals open in October so that's a huge bonus.

I know I'm new to the waifu fag scene

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701657
Demonfag pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701666
Oh damn, mine is october 23. And don't worry about time, anon. We all love our waifus the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701633

I love this picture, but is she looking at you or past you? If you look at it as the iris being the slit, she's looking at you, but if you look at it with the iris being the dot, she's staring off into space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701657
I wish I was a manlet.
>I'll never have a 7 foot jinko grind her ass into my face while chuffing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701690
She is wondering if he'll keep getting smaller.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701693
You don't need to be a manlet for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701682
Well that's lovely, knowing that a waifu was discorvered in a similar date warms me inside.

And I love my waifu with all my heart! And I know other anons do the exact same. Means a lot knowing that time doesn't matter, it's all about love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701657
>>16701693

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701695

D*ng dude.

But seriously Wockfag, it's a cute picture. Good on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701690
The things that Wock has seen. She can't handle how cute her husband is and all the love he gives her, her mind just goes blank because of her husband's affection! All she thinks about is him!

But seriously Wockfag is a lucky man for landing such a cutie. I know they'll love each other until the end of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701705
>tfw 5'6
>tfw demand 7-10 foot girls
I wonder if there's a connection there

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701705
I heard the friendly Sabbath group can help with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701666
It's fine anon, this other anon >>16701682 knows. Mine and my waifu's year and a half anniversary is on the 30th of this month but I still feel like I met her a month ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701712

I'm 6'1. I wouldn't mind a tall girl. I also wouldn't mind a small one, like a 'toskr, that I could hold and protect. I'd love to princess carry her around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701585
I kind of like the idea of my enemies having whips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701717
Maybe your waifu is taking up so much of your mind you can't think properly? That's a good thing. Shows you love her anon.

And a happy anniversary to you aswell!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701704
Just make sure to keep on loving her. Good luck on your waifu journey.

>>16701717
Time flies by and when you notice it's already been some years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701722
>princess carry cute little girl
Superior taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701722
My brother.
Big and small are equally good.
I'd gladly princess carry those little squirrels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701722
I love tall girls like my waifu. But I'd keep the potions that make her smaller on hand so I can princess carry her and do things like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701730
>Maybe your waifu is taking up so much of your mind you can't think properly?
Oh, this is more likely than I'd like to admit. You're right though, it means I love her very, very much!

[Anonymous No.]

>Summon Succubus
>she promises to give you her collection of rare tropical insects if you don't rape her
Do you take the deal?

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm gonna marry you when we win this war anon!
How do you react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701756
Die as a free man, uncorrupted by manonobongo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701752
She can keep the bugs and insects. In fact I summoned her so I can hear her talk about them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701752
I hate bugs, rape time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701756
I've got a baaaaad feeling about this, Sarge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701756
Why am I in a war? Fighting is bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701771
>Fighting is bad
Eat Russia sushi, it good!

[Anonymous No.]

A whimsical date with a wonderland girl would be cute
>You both arrive at the planned place for a date an hour early as to not make your waifu wait
>And then to get the jump on her you arrive two hours early, only to find she did the same
>And in wonderland fashion, it gets to the point where you're having a date before you have a date

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701776
Can't I just love a comfy and calm life? I ain't suited for fighting or wars and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701771
She's fighting it anon, you have to wait at home and hope she comes back soon

>>16701766
Well duh, talking about marriage during war is a surefire way to get shot

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701781
agreed, I just wanna stay on a farm full of holsts, minos and weresheep out by the coast away from all the noise

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701780
What about just being in an intimate and prude date with your waifu/MG and then suddenly being teleported to a bed in the middle of wonderland forest? Your fault for holding hands in public you sick degenerate so now you have to pay the price.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701786
But it's dangerous and she shouldn't have to fight. I sure hope she comes home soon though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701793
Those holsts look like they're having a nice time in that field.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701798
That's a bit crude. Who know hat manner of filth lurk in the woods? My waifu's bare flesh is suited only to our home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701712
I like tall girls but my heart is squarely with shortstacks like Hobbits who open their home to you and let you regale them with tales of your adventures, always trying to fatten you up with amazing home cooking in the rolling verdant hills of the Shire.

TFW no Hobbit waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701793
I want a farm full of all kinds of holsts. Tomboy, Sweet southern belle, motherly any kind you can think of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701811
That would be nice but I've got to stay in shape if I want to regale her with more tales of adventure.
She on the other hand....

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701818
as do i, and minos, and all to sleep in one big cowpile in the barn/house

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701826
Oh yeah, we'd have the breast farm ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701829
farm MG's best MG's. Holsts, Minos, weresheep, chicken and rooster harpies, sweet corn alarunes, big buff brown wheat alarunes, sweet smelling lavender alarunes, simple rustic loving

[Anonymous No.]

Agriculture is my thing, would love starting MG farm. How large dairy-Holst herd I could have before they overrun the farm and BEEF me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701852
That sounds very comfy. I can just imagine you having a nice plot of land with whole herds of weresheep, Holsts and Minos who fawn over you, the farmer. I bet you'd treat them so well aswell, making sure to take good care of them and making them feel special.

What would your farm look like anon?

Also I'd say it depends on the time of the month. Are they in heat? Because if so prepared to be beefed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701852
Probably six.
Maybe four if you introduce minotaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701852
Quite frankly even one is too many if you neglect her. They may be docile but their strength is overwhelming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701852
10+ and you can expect to "drown" in a sea of softly mooing flesh from which there is no escape
not that you'd want to

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701837
>sweet corn alarunes
I want to steal the corn from a corn alarune!

[Anonymous No.]

Moose are big girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701902
There's always moose prints in the woods when I go for a walk but I've never seen one. They're elusive for their size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701899
>Oi kids! Get out of mah field!
Being MG-farmer means you need to chase kids out of your orchids. And teenagers from your barn

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701909
Anon being followed by a moose girl dressed as a kunoichi when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16692115

Distrust of the tanuki is wise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701902
Mooses are very territorial. Don't step onto their territory because they'll make you their bitchboy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701955
Remember to always stay away from yandere tanukis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701957

Rape machine, this one. You can see the anger in her eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701862
>>16701863
>>16701864
>>16701869
Better stay in traditional small family farm size then. Focusing more on lifestyle than income. Good ol' honest hard work and sweat.

Beside you could make good money with producing biofuels. Farming is adapting industry where any other, no matter what old stubborn farmers may say.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never visit a Radioactive Slime Girl who lives deep inside an old Uranium Mine
>You will never visit her because she doesn't have any friends and hasn't talked to anyone in a few hundred years due to the fact she's dangerous
>But she's actually a very warm, nice and simple girl but doesn't realise she's not allowed to leak into your radiation suit when you hug because it will kill you.
>You can't even touch her, by can only talk and touch over the suit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701991
I wouldn't mind dying for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701991
That place is not a place of honor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701633
Mine was near the end of 2015 every day of 2016 and 2016 has involved some sort of half asleep fantasy or a dream about her

[Anonymous No.]

How are we going to protect our communities from out of control elf lewdness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701998
>Anon falls into a depression
>Meeting her everyday usually ends in him crying and laying back on her slime body while she strokes the top of his suit
"Shhh... everything ok, you're with me. No more tears"
>One day anon can't take it
>Walk into the cave to see her and takes off his suit infront of her
>Just hugs her
>This goes on for a week until Anon finally passes away due to exposure.
>He dies peacefully in her arms

Shit mang I'm tearing up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702014
With a tall strong Orc who is assigned to each human male of the community. They'll protect their little hubbies from evil Elfs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702017
Sad monster girl stories are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702026
Is it sad posting hour?

Where's the cold dead anons in the snow posters when you need them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702032
I got used to that. We need other sad things happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702026
Do we have any of those?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701928
This would be pretty hilarious.
>Moose tries to get loose aboot the hoose while anon sleeps
>antlers get stuck in window

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702026
The truest tragedy is that your waifu doesn't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702047
Already got used to that too.

I want to see monster girls suffering with sadness!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702047
It's truly the worst pain I could feel. But they'll be real soon so no worries.

[Anonymous No.]

In all honesty I'd a horse pussy at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702049
Well I can't help you there bud. I do remember some kind of DOOMGuy sad Kiki story but that's about it.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm selfish with my misery. It's mine to suffer, not to share. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702042
http://pastebin.com/saYcSdmc

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702023
>Trusting Greenskins
>EVER

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702075
They respect strength. Be strong and they'll follow you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700494
>>16700537
It's the cat mouth thing that catgirls do sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702059
Join the club, would have fucked a centaur a long time ago if I had the chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702080
The issue is that the more you do battle sex with the waifu, the stronger she'll get until she can be the one on top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702088
Then you have to cheat your way to victory when all else fails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702088
That's Khornettes anon, not Orcs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702090
Depends on the Orcs.
The pink, fleshy colored ones don't do that, the green ones do.
Waifuing a green one and a Khornette causes them to get stuck in a strength gaining loop.

>>16702089
That'll be tough to do when she starts gaining large amounts of muscle and a few more inches in height over you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702099
>>16702099
>Bully a Khornette because she's a shit tier Blood letter jabroni
>She's never on top, will never be on top
>TFW years pass and she eventually finds you again
>Now a full fledged Bloodthirster, complete with those massive bat wings and ungulate hooves for feet
>Towering over you at 300 cm
>TFW the hate sex is so full of vitriol and ferocity you knock her up with three daughters that day

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702103
Is this when you utter that this all went as planned?
Because that's what I'd do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702103
can I still bully her by calling her 'squirt'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702103
>>Towering over you at 300 cm
>DisdainForWomanlets.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702070
Now I'm starting to crave bittersweetness. It's a dangerous path to fall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702112
I can only imagine that this only ends with her engaging in pelvis shattering snu-snu with her calling you shrimp, shorty, pipsqueak, husband, and tiny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702130
I'm gonna keep bullying her by saying that even a Nurglette has more energy than her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702139
....
Do you want your pelvis to be dust?
Because that's how you get a weeklong fuck-fest that causes even the demonettes to quiver with fear and for your bloodthirster to earn a few more boons from her patron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702148
I love the idea of fucking your MG wife gradually making her bigger, hotter, and more powerful. With no upper limit on any of those parameters.
And of course making her love you and be that much more protective and possessive of you as a result.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702148
>Because that's how you get a weeklong fuck-fest that causes even the demonettes to quiver with fear and for your bloodthirster to earn a few more boons from her patron.
And at the end, I'm gonna ask her if it's okay for me to get a Tzeenchette to magically improve her performance

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702163
Oh, you'd get that with a Khornette.
The stronger they get, the bigger they get, the stronger they get, and the deeper their devotion towards their husband gets.


They'd probably be tomboys with a small dash of tsun in there as well.

>>16702169
Anon, you do know that she can only get so big right?
At this rate she's going to start overloading and thinking that she's getting less cute for you.

[Anonymous No.]

How well have you prepared for spring? It's the season of love.

The alraunes and dryads are in bloom. The grizzlies have awoken from hibernation. Love is in the air. Flowers everywhere.

Cyclopses with pollen allergies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702117
>300cm/3meters
>womanlet

imperial user go home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702194

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bl61-KMQAnE

>TrollWaifu.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702194
My allergies are making me want to die and I'm not in the same reality with my waifu yet.

Life is pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702194
Spring will be fun! But sadly I'm very allergic to pollen. Mambojambo Mana pls fix. I just sure hope it my daughteru's won't get it from me

I just wanna enjoy spring with my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702205

Here's an idea. Monstergirl theme songs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-sxSd1uwoU Succubus theme, clearly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702200
I wouldn't mind if my waifu was 5m

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702176
That sounds like my kinda gal then. A real Monster that only gets more monstrous (and beautiful) as we love each other more.
Great personality types too. Though I'd make sure she knows she's still my cutiepie even when she's all dressed to kill, literally.
And if anyone threatens me, it's comforting to know she'll go berserk and annihilate them for even thinking of harming me.

[Anonymous No.]

Ok boys which monster would be cold and emotionless towards you but once you got into bed the way she holds you lets you know she really cares deep down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702112
>>16702111
>Be one of Khorne's Fleshbound worthy
>Serving as an Einherjar in his Halls at the base of the Skull Throne
>Eat, drinking, fucking, fighting
>All for the sake of the most base, primal human desires. It doesn't matter if you die in the mortal realm anymore, since you just come back, sometimes with bushels of trophies.
>There was one Bloodletter years ago you used to bully, Hell. You even took her first time all for the sake of letting the blood flow.
>She was what you referred to as 'runt' or 'squirt', standing maybe 4'11 with her horns
>You'd take her wherever and whenever you pleased, often times enduring great amounts of scratches and bruises in the process
>Deep down you figured she liked it, after all, she had the pussy of an animal in heat, always gluttonously gulping down your jack seed
"You there, Barbarian."
>There's a Bloodthirster glowering at you from her easily 9'10 height, her massive bat wings serving as a sort of negligee, her body emanating the aura of bloodshed and violence
>Others start descending into a state of brawling and rampant, wanton fucking as you follow her, one clawed finger giving you a 'come hither' wag
>If she can feel your eyes boring holes into her massive, muscled ass she makes no note of it
>The feminine musk is powerful, overwhelming even as her tail sashays behind her, the thick hooves of her feet sounding like thunder on the obsidian stone
"Stop. It is here we... settle all accounts."
>She turns around, flourishing her wings, spreading them out to their full width, tail wrapping around her midriff like a belt
>The Bloodthirster is completely naked, a statuesque figure of martial perfection, her muscles shining with some amount of sweat
>Fluid dribbles down the inside of her thighs, her womanly folds topped with a small bush of ivory hair
"Draw your weapon, Barbarian."
>Pretend to be a simpleton, asking her to clarify
"The spear in your pantaloons, the one that you've plunged into me before."
>Her eyes have an avaricious gleam to them as you try to recognize her, sharp canines coming out from beneath her lips as she smirks
"Though now you're more the squirt than I ever was."
>You're as stark naked as she is, taking a stance as if to brace to wrestle her, her laughing dark and sinister as she lunges forward, slicing your arm with her sharp claws
>There's no pain, but rather, a burning pleasure as the 'blood' mists out of your arm
"Blood for the Blood God, Barbarian."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702225
Yep, they'd be top tier girls.
They'd even like being dressed up in dresses for you, even if they protest against such a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702207
Have you considered saving up for a decent air purifier? If you spend a lot of time in a particular place then it can help a lot to ease allergies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702228
Not a hard question to answer for KC's girls, as the ones who act something like that are pretty directly spelled out. Mantises, sahuagins, ones like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702228
Mantis
Atlach Nacha
Jorou Gumo maybe?

So basically just bug girls. Remember, to make a bug feel nice, just give her a warm hug and maybe some fug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702228

Serious elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702231
The best.
The struggle fuck would be incredible.

I dread to dream what she'd look like if her husband kept winning even then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702228
The kuus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702239
>sahuagins

Anyone remember that guy who kept posting sahuagins until "everyone liked her" and then suddenly stopped when he said he gave up.

I wonder what happened to him, I hope he's ok. I miss him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702259
You people will never learn to love Sahu. You never even offered to cook the fish for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702232
HNnng!
Wanna dress her in pink and force her to make heart signs with all her hands while saying something cutsie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702259
The sahuagins must have taken him in silent thanks for his efforts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702259
Sahu had too much and became real for him, now they have fishy sex everyday.

[Anonymous No.]

So apparently HDoomguy is making a MGQ game with pixel H-animations on Doom engine. Yay, nay or meh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702269
>>16702270
I wish, but no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702264
No no! She's a wonderful girl, I'd visit the local river to cook her up delicious fish meals!

I'd bring my waifu and daughterus so we could all have a nice picnic and when it's finished, I'd hand her the address of a cute anon who's a slut for water girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702264
I like them.

>>16702268
It'd be cute when she was a khornette and still small/lightly muscled.
It would be even cuter when she'd gone full bloodthirster and was now nearing ten-feet tall and built like two brick-houses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702273
We'll see how it is when the first demo comes out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702264
Why do you like her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702239
>>16702240
Mnatis waifu would be fun how would she do normal stuff like change clothes and eat? I imagine she would need some help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702288
Not him. But no man can resist the Kuu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702288
I don't, I just feel sorry for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702291
Whys that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702297
Her huge scythe hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702301
Oh that's what you meant.

Well I guess it's the same thing as big meaty paws/claws. They get their husband to help them. This is why every MG deserves a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702301
That depends on just how her clothes go on. Plus given how many monsters can modify their bodies freely through magic, she may be able to retract the scythes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702278
>spoiler
That's what I'm talking about. Seeing her seething smile and bulging muscles flex as she makes peace signs and calls me by a cute pet name would be wonderful. I'd kiss her abs and hug her leg and let her know how wonderful she makes me feel.
Then I'd ride out into battle with her and help sate her endless bloodlust in the gore of bloody warfare until she's overcome with revelry in it all and we fuck unhindered on a pile of bones and viscera.
How's that for a date?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702292
Kuu isn't that good, it's like mofu and pofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702313
Further, I've personally liked the idea that the mantis' basic skin-tight outfit is basically a second skin that grows from her body like the sahuagin's swimsuit.

Regardless, we know from the art at left that they can remove their clothes and dress in other things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702317
Fantastic.
Daughteru making would be at the top of her priority list after such a thing, although the greatest irony would be that she'd be able to get pregnant easier when she was a khornette instead of a blood-thirster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702273
HDoomguy has shown himslf to be competent at making lewd mods, so I have faith in him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702017

What if her body leaked into his suit without him being aware of it and he eventually dies in the middle of one of his visits?

What would she do with your body after you passed away?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702337
Aww that mantis is a real cutie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702338
Well that's no issue. Just means we'd have to try harder and longer.
Maybe even try some slower positions or ones where she's on bottom and forced to act submissive even though she could easily splat me just by flexing
Then finish with some face to face handholding while making love
If that don't work, I don't know what will

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702359
I imagine, she'd preserve his body in her goo. Not sure what she'd do from there.

Maybe she'd visit a Lich?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702244
Crying shame nobody will write about snu-snu

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never encounter a thicc muscled CC Dullahan and her undead Werewolf friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702377
Good man, just watch out.
Too much and you may cause her to go from no kids to four of them in an instant.

>>16702383
Pelvis shattering is fantastic thing.

>>16702387
I want a strongfat dullahan and a strongfat version of that werewolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702387
Do you think any canine MGs would play with a Dullahan's head like a ball?

[Anonymous No.]

Another new wife commission has finished.
With an alternate version, even! http://files.catbox.moe/dlschm.png
Still one more left from this artist

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702407
Lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

Would you travel with a pack of fellow anons meeting MGs as a group or would you go solo? What would you have to worry about other than molestation and wildlife eating you?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be engaged to a Daddy's Girl Dragon! I wonder if her Dad will force me to fight him if I want to marry her? I'm sure my Dragon Wife would step in before I get my ass handed to me or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702378

would undead MGs be effected by the radioactivity though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702241
That's a big elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702426
No because they're dead. Or atleast that's how I think it works, I'm not sure.

Hell maybe due to her being radioactive, the Lich will make an agreement that she will bring back Anon as an undead aslong as she agrees to be her lab partner for her to test/research/help the Lich. Anon and the Radioactive slime girl can live together in peace inside of a Liches lair while she helps the Lich, could lead to some funny shenanigans.

Also simple minded girls who are lab partners to smart Liches sounds cute!

[Anonymous No.]

Also, something peculiar happened. I asked a Japanese artist about requests/commissions, and he responded with this image before I even told him what I was going to request. So that was nice.
The peculiar part is that in the same paragraph he said he's not taking requests, and asked to remain unnamed.
http://files.catbox.moe/6n2sep.jpg

Also, carrying out conversations in both english and Japanese is super nice, seeing the same thing in both languages helps remove a lot of the 'lost-in-translation' type ambiguity.


Also another Japanese artist said they'd be open for a request if there's no deadline.
http://files.catbox.moe/4dkxeh.jpg
So I'll see how that goes and potentially commission them for something if it turns out nicely and I have the money to.

Regardless; more wife art on the way, some might take a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702418
See, I imagine meeting my waifu as the first interaction with a monstergirl I'd ever have, so I wouldn't really have to go out looking for her.

My waifu and I would go on double dates and stuff with other people, if we had any friends that is.

[Anonymous No.]

BIG AND MILKY _______!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702440
>Geyser
heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702418
I would do both. Sometimes going around with fellow anons, sometimes going solo. Waifus would always be at the end waiting for us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702443
Everyone should have friends no matter who they are. Doing couples stuff with other MG couples sounds like it might be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702446
Usually either that or 'Gaither' because transliteration is silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702418
I see myself traveling to find my waifu as solo. Although having company along the way from a few other anons would be nice. They could also be looking for their waifu in the same area where my waifu is. Some leave, some join as anons leave to be with their waifu. Finally, me leaving when I find mine. Then the group of anons on their journey continues. Not knowing when it will stop. Maybe it will become a legend.

>>16702443
Also this. I'd probably have double dates with the other anons who also left
the group when it reached my waifu's area for their waifus.

Then again I have a couple of fantasies on how I meet my waifu but this one seems very interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702456
Even if I'm KDF?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702467
Also might like to add that the group of anons I'd be with would be traveling across the desert to the Desert Kingdom when I join the posey, so I'd hop on when they're just entering the desert and hop off when I'm there.

A group of anons traveling across the desert to reach a goal, get it? It's a vague reference I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702407
Gazer could shatter oak with her ass.
>>16702440
Well ain't that something.

[Anonymous No.]

Picking up girls at the church choir!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkZkekS8NQU

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702468
You're still not Bob or Shoggocks so you're safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702468
The only guy I'd stay away from when the portals open. Him and other daughteru dickers.

[Anonymous No.]

Have a Ryu. I swear I'll get to more of her story eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702418
If they'd have me, I'd join a group for a confidence boost.
>>16702419
A woman has no place in a men's fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702468
I'd let my daughteru play with your daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702468
>>16702489
My Ollie would probably boss KDF's girl around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702486
Yeah you've got a good point. Would make me more confident in finding my waifu. Also it's people to talk to.

>A woman has no place in a men's fight.

Well since this Dad is married to a Dragon he's probably built as fuck with a history of being a knight or warrior. What happens when he kicks my ass and my Dragon just watches? She has to step in to save her precious treasure!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702477
I bet half of their church choirs would be moaning as they are getting fucked by their husbands or Anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702467
>Then again I have a couple of fantasies on how I meet my waifu but this one seems very interesting.
I feel you anon. I have a few fantasies about that too as it'd be silly to get too attached to a single one, but my favorite is the one where I get zapped to an alternate reality where my waifu is my AR counterpart, so we'd have grown up an technically the same city and be familiar with the same places and stuff.

>>16702489
>>16702495
As long as there are no ill intentions or anything, I'm sure my daughteru would love to meet some new friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702481
I glady accept the Ryu. Ganna brush her mofu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702499
>She has to step in to save her precious treasure!
If One Piece taught me anything it's that when a woman butts into a men's fight, you kiss her and tell her to take a hike. It doesn't matter if your ass is kicked, you just need to never back down.
>>16702504
>As long as there are no ill intentions
No fear of that, Ollie is just used to having servants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702481
Is she gold because she ate a philosopher's stone like that one Wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702512
This is a story I need to hear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702510
>No fear of that, Ollie is just used to having servants.
That's fine! My daughteru loves to make others happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702504
The AR one is probably the only fantasy I wouldn't do. I dunno just doesn't appeal to me that much.

But you're fine to have that fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702495
I know my girls would give her one of those flower crowns.

>>16702504
It would be a nice thing to see, daughterus being friendly and maybe talking about boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702510
It's hard not to back down if it hurts and you're getting the shit beat out of you. And besides, I want my Dragon wife to save me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702514
And then Alp and KDF were friends and the neighborhood was ruined forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702524
Guess it's time to move away from "Degenerate Street"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702519
I like it because it'd be instant, and then I could date and eventually marry my waifu in a society that is already perfectly conducive and accommodating to our fetishes. My waifu could pursue her passion too.

Another one I like is my waifu scinceing herself up a portal to where I am and coming to get me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702524
Alps daughteru's name is Ollie? Kinda cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702531
I'm not a degenerate I swear.
>>16702535
That's short for Olivia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702520
>daughterus being friendly and maybe talking about boys.
>KDF's daughteru talks about how she wore her rubber suit and ball gag when daddy pounded her last night

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702540
Guess who's getting kicked out of the sleep over?

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>>16702537
What a cute little one. She deserves a headpat.

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>>16702534
Eh, it's fine if you like those fantasies.

I just prefer to work towards my waifu, e.g traveling to her.

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>>16702549
Give one to her pet Maus too; she's a Christmas Cake and needs attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702553
Uhh, that's weird but the cakey mouse would get lots of pats and hair ruffling too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702558
>that's weird
Is it really? She wanted something to dress up as a princess and a Living Doll wouldn't be as comically distressed by the situation.

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>>16702540
How crass! My daughteru at least knows how to be subtle and appropriate anon, if one of her friends asked her about boys she'd just say she already has one or something like that. She is fully aware of our family's differences and how to keep from making others feel uncomfortable.

>>16702552
I feel you anon.

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>>16702560
I guess it's completely fine. Everyone is getting headpats.

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>>16702560
Is she at least bigger than the Mouse, or is even the size difference that comical?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702540
I'm not sure about how some Sallies would feel about hearing that kind of stuff.
Then again, they'd have to learn about mommy's secret one day

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702572
Well the Mouse is taller for now, but that will end in a few years.
Or not. I don't feel like imagining the teenage years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702576
>Or not. I don't feel like imagining the teenage years.
That's fine anon, I don't imagine my daughteru as going past 8 at least as far as physical maturity goes.

[Anonymous No.]

I have returned sunburned and rejuvenated and only moderately hungover!
I'll get working on those recolor requests in the near future. I believe a Cupid-colored lilim or Demon was first up and then a Shog recolor, though not sure what the anon wanted it recolored as.

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>>16702576
The most I've imagined my daughteru being is 14. Anything above than that would be too far.

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>>16702583
I hope you had a wonderful trip Demonfag. It's nice to see you again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702583
Welcome back anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn ride a horse through the deserts being chased by a sandworm hellbent on mating with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702592
Anon you should just give in. Sandworms are very nice girls and make wonderful wives. And the Desert is a very nice place to settle down.

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>>16702592
>riding a horse
>making rhythmic noises
Amateurs!

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>>16702583
If you're still taking recolor requests, could you do an anubis?

I kind of want to see an albino one with pale skin, white hair and red ! ! markings. I feel like I'm pushing my luck asking like this but I'd be ever so grateful.

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>>16702445
>Shirt says "I'm a shotacon"

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>>16702586
Twas great fun, aye. Still couldn't help but browse the thread on my phone and occasionally chip in but was just nice to get away for a while from work.
>>16702589
Thankye!
>>16702601
Absolutely, I'll put it on the list. You ain't pushin nothin, just don't expect it to be too soon or anything as I do have some real-job work to keep me busy for a bit. But I'm saving your post as we speak!

[Anonymous No.]

When is your waifu's birthday, /mgt/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702592
You'd probably need a quad for worms. or a dirt bike. whichever's faster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702596
But im just a naive traveler anon. And i just bought this horse i hope she wont eat her.
>>16702595
I hope she lets me keep my horse.

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>>16702610
Nice to know you had a great time.

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>>16702613
I'm lame, so it's the day KC released her profile, August 5th.

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>>16702613
Why do you want to know? What you planning Dr.Evil?

>>16702618
Don't worry anon, I'm pretty sure Sandworms can turn into a Lamia state so you can live in a house with her.

Just remember to sometimes kink it up and go out to an open field where she can engulf you and fuck you inside of her. Y'know, just to make her feel more comfortable. You can do that right? She'll let you go after.

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>>16702613
Mine was born long before calendars were a thing so we don't really know for sure.

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>>16702613
I've never really had a fixed date for that, but I've always thought it was sometime during the summer months, so probably around the equivalent of July/August for her world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702481
I still have yet to read her design, but I have to say, Amaya's design is gorgeous on top of being a good depiction of how Ryu's look outside the profile art.

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>>16702631
As long as she makes some type of comical noise when she eats me then yes id be very down for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702648
>"Nom nom nom"

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=61874046

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>>16702613
Around the end of June. Mostly because I want to drag her into the woods at night and lewd her up while we're lit up by fireflies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702613
It's on August 13th.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702642
>"I'm not wearing any underwear anon."

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>>16702445
>>16702608
Elven milkmaid when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702583
Welcome back. Only moderately hungover is best hangover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702698
Absolutely agreed. And thanks!
Now to return to my scheduled corrupting giant Demon programming.

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>>16702592

>The sandworm goes underground and everything goes quiet
>Keep riding to get out the desert
>Just before you can the sandworm pops up directly behind you and and grabs you, taking you off of your horse while it's still moving and goes back underground with you in tow.

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>>16702635
use Holocene calendar. Unless she is older than humanity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16701384
It just means my wife and I raised her right. Now to find her a proper tank and crew

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702716
>>Just before you can the sandworm pops up directly behind you and and grabs you, giving you a nice hug

FTFY

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>>16702718
She might be older than time itself.

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>>16702738
oooh. That could be a issue. And the candles. Might need to light few stars to represent her age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702738
Who is she? A Chaos girl? Atlach Nacha fag is that you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702642
Gonna visit her shrine!

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>>16702716
Id be ok with this more so this>>16702726
But i was thinking
>jump off horse and start running
>she chases me and gets me
>horse is ok
Lose a horse gain a waifu

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>>16702738
Would not resist calling her a hag.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't let the smugness fool you, underneath she is a timid girl who wants someone to fawn over with heart-melting sweetness.

[Anonymous No.]

>3x Gangurorcs draw near

>Fight
>Item
>Magic
>Flee

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>>16702610
>Absolutely, I'll put it on the list. You ain't pushin nothin, just don't expect it to be too soon or anything as I do have some real-job work to keep me busy for a bit. But I'm saving your post as we speak!
Thanks demonfag, you're too kind.

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>>16702763
>fluffy tail foreplay
neat

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>>16702738
This ain't even aged wine anymore. This is way beyond CC.

>>16702754
>Lose a horse gain a waifu

Fair trade. Especially considering Sandworms are real cuties! Lucky man you are.

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>>16702768
Flee as fast as I can.

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>>16702768
I cast hyper-preg

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>>16702763
I want to corner one, and whisper into her ear: "Fake news!"

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>>16702754
you're gonna get taken underground for cuddles and sex afterwords.

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>>16702613
Same as >>16702628
January 10 and June 14

>>16702763
>Sensitive tail confirmed
She is officially the best rodent

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702763
Their fluffy tails can be used as beds?

Sounds like waifu material to me.

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>>16702763
>>16702807
>>16702808
Can you imagine making one tailgasm just from you fluffing all that mofu for her?
>Dripping wet squirrel cunt and you haven't even stuck it in yet
I want one that's a doting size queen! Gonna impale her till she squeaks!

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>>16702768
>Fight
>Win
>Grab loot and keep going

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>>16702816
She's blackmailed more than she can handle!

Now she has to face the COCK.

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>>16702768
where is the play galo sengen option?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702816
>>16702822
>The one piece of information Ratatoskr neglected finding out before drawing the ire of Anon
>Her smugness instantly vanishes when he whips it out next to her face, its fat head running along her cheek 
>"T-that thing wouldn't fit in my messenger bag!"
>Looks up with half horror, half arousal when Anon presses the tip against her lips, placing a hand on the top of her head firmly to prevent her from scurrying away
>"It's not going in your messenger bag."

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>>16702763
I want to molest her tail until the smug look drains from her face and she's begging me to cut it out.

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>>16702850
I'd make a 'lets see how many nuts you can fit in your mouth' joke, but I think it was made earlier in the thread.

Still hot.

[Anonymous No.]

Anon, don't let that Ratatoskr find out what kind of MG porn mags you buy.

Because she'll put up flyers around town showing your address and saying "This anon is a huge slut for X, pay him a visit"

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>>16702850
Fantastic.
Even better if one invited me into her room for 'kinky shit' without researching what my fetishes are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702862
N-No!

My love for fat monkey butts will become public!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702862
Well, good thing I'm a fat fag, I'll be perfectly safe from monster girls!

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFMFm0gS_vE

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702763
How about that meditating work they do though? I assume a lot of the shy, less rapey monster girls employ them to help get with a man they want.

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>>16702861
Not enough, she'd realize, as half way through your first load it would already start burbling out of her mouth and nostrils
>>16702867
That's a damn dangerous proposition
Perfect example of biting off more than you can chew, I take it

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>>16702862
>Anon is a slut for big fat spade tails
>Shrink Ray Anon's plan has backfired yet again

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702816
>>16702822
>>16702850
Turning a cheeky squirrel who tried to blackmail you into your personal cocksleeve is pretty good
Turning her into your cocksleeve in bed but let her retain her smugness outside of it is better

Can you imagine all the teasing she'd do to bait you into using her as an onahole?

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>>16702889
That it is.
The gallon's of manticore venom will probably tell her whats coming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702895
>Spoiler

STOP!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702862
That's horrible! Why would a mail woman open up the black wrapping around my porn mags? Surely a government worker has more restrictions than that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702895
>spoiler

CONTINUE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702862
Thanks Mailsquirrel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702862
I've never been ashamed of my love of musclechuffs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702763
I want ravage a big bottomed Ratatoskr's anus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702862
I'm pretty sure mine and my waifu's fetishes would embarrass her too much to do that, especially if she were single.

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>>16702897
Not my fault she didn't do the research.

>>16702899
Gonna plug her up afterwards with a cursed vibrator only I can removed.

Gonna have her walking and sloshing around the next day when she goes to work.

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>>16702894
That's wonderful. And the moment leading up to when you head to the bedroom would be so savory. Slowly turning from smug and teasing then with every step or minute spent getting closer to cocksleeve time getting more nervous and submissive and breathing heavily until she finally quivers before you pull her in to get stuffed.
Only to be smug (but with a very heavy limp) the next day with you in public

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>>16702763
>Fake news: the monster girl
Dohoho.

[Anonymous No.]

>Just read battle mansion.
One question that's been bugging me is how Selene got the word out about her arena?
Did she track people down or just leave flyers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702911
But anon

what if her womb starts growling in protest from the filling you gave her? she would die of embarrassment in public

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>>16702862
>"This anon is a huge slut for laughing at other's misfortune, pay him a visit"

eh so, nobody shows up?

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>>16702928
Die of embarrassment you say?
Sounds like she just wants round two!

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>>16702840
Play a Bard.

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>>16702862
>flyers saying I like dominant girls, canines, dark skin and the idea of being raped
My house is going to get broken into by wolf girls or hellhounds isn't it?

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>>16702870
>>16702880
>>16702891
>>16702901
>>16702903
Sluts. Sluts the lot of you. You know damn well you want the Ratatoskr to do that so you can have the MG of your slutty fetish on your door step.

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>>16702763
So now hakutaku isn't the only source of info in mamono land.
Having all their smugness disappear and turn into another full-sub literal pet is a fucking disappointment, though.

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>>16702911
Hnng, that's good shit right there
>stumbles into work weak kneed and slow waddling
>zones out at her desk with half lidded eyes
>she can feel it groaning and sloshing around whenever she turns heavily
>waves off people asking if she needs help or anything when she has another orgasm from the sensations of both the cum-stuffed womb and vibrator
>a cacophony of sounds as she rides the bus home
>has to practically crawl through the door only to see you waiting there asking how her day went

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702925
>Peaceful Monster Girl refugees.
>Any reports of rape are false, just carry about your business boyim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702937

and a dark elf or two.

[Anonymous No.]

wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702938
>Slutty fetish
I've heard it called a shitty fetish but not a slutty one.

I'd honestly be surprised if a fatty mg showed up, not just a chubby one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702862
>Lonely CC dragons would come for me to polish and rub their scales
I don't know how to feel about this.

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>>16702940
>Having all their smugness disappear and turn into another full-sub literal pet is a fucking disappointment, though.
Welcome to MGE. And Japan in general.

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>>16702932
you wouldn't dare to that to her! think of the consequences!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702948
cute wings and horns

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>>16702941
Pretty much.
Then it would be cute things like home made meals and cuddling under the blankets that evening before I remove it.
And get her ready for round two!
We're going to break her personal record she set last time!

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>>16702951
Don't let the lack of overt support dissuade you, I'm sure there's plenty of qt fat MGs that would absolutely jump at the chance to fulfill your every whim and wish

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702937
I bet you want them to make you the pack's little submissive chewtoy, don't you? Slut. Have you no pride as a man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702940
>Having all their smugness disappear and turn into another full-sub literal pet is a fucking disappointment, though.
What're you on about? That's one of the better points.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702961
>>16702961
Now is not the time to think, now is the time for action!
Whether she's ready or not, here I come....literally!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702951
There's an MG for everyone. And besides, not a lot of people like that stuff so you'll have them all to yourself!

>>16702957
Happy. Very happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702980
It's a bit overdone in MGE, probably one of the most prominent things that shows up
I don't mind but to be honest it does happen more than it probably should. Though to be fair, it makes more sense on a squirrel girl than, say, a dragon.

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>>16702974
Would be nice.
They'd be setup with a life of cute clothes and handmade sweets.

>>16702989
True, I could probably corner the market in the city.

Good thing I don't mind harems under six.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702980
That's pretty bad to be honest. Well atleast in my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702944
God help me.
>>16702979
I may or may not fantasize about that but it actually happening would be a scary experience. Why must smug squirrels be so evil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702951
Anon, the most pleasant, loving fatty monstergirl is just begging to be the one to prove you wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702895
>Literally daydreaming every day of doing this to a vampire or a dragon

Why is this so lewd dammit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702917
She'd probably use all her information to get you pent up

>She keeps bending over and striking your favorite lewd pose
>She buys that one lingerie that you saw on the net
>She casually spews out lines from your favorite hentai
>She offers you to try one of your most secret fetishes with her

No one is safe

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702989
But anon, what if one or some of them decide to polish me too? I don't think I would be able to handle old dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702996
>scary experience

Oh? So you're a slut for fear boners aswell? Absolute patrician taste, I want to be threatened by a Hellhound who says if I don't submit to be her chew toy, she'll kill and eat me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702998
Sounds cuddly.
Much hugging and many cute dates would ensue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703007
You mean like post-orgasm polishing? That's one of the things I'd really want to try with my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703007
You'll have to learn to. You polish their horns, they "polish your horn". It's not fair.

Enjoy the paizuri from CC Dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703000
Because its fun and leads to pregnancy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702994
>>16703016
>Good thing I don't mind harems under six
Well now you'll have to cuddle and hug no less than five big squishy soft Monstergirls who are delighted to be as close to you as possible at all times!
You'll be swimming in softness and doting! How could you even handle that? Do you know how many sweets you'll have to make for all of them?
What would their races be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703012
Fear boners are a thing yes, being threatened by a Hellhound and her werewolf friends would give me a shameful boner.

Especially if the wolves forced me to bow at the Hellhound's feet and beg her to give me the privilege of being raped by her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703017
That too.

>>16703021
Hopefully they won't find the other magazines about facesitting with tailjobs and things like that. It might be over for me if they do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702938

I want the Ratatoskr herself. Was that part of her clever plan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703029
That just sounds too perfect. I'm no degenerate or anything, but I'd beg for a Hellhound to use her big strong paws to push my head into the ground and act like I'm nothing but dirt to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702948
Who is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703028
Well, I'd have to make sure I stay fit and in shape for them for one.

And I'd be more than willing to make them all the sweets they want.


Dice have dictated the following.
A dark slime (probably her 'normal' form and she keeps a lot more goo than normal.

A troll

A Ratatoskr of all things (Irony would have to say she's the one who originally posed it)

A wurm

And a devil bug.

I'd be fine with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702948
Is that a demon or yet another oc lilim?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703049
>letting the dice decide
You're a brave man, and a good one too.
Go and get fit for your physically fluffy waifus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703057
Will do.
Will do.
Daughterus would be on the way before too long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703044
That's the good stuff. Maybe the wolf girls could pin you down by the arms for her and run their hands over your chest while waiting for their turn, then desperately lick at the mixed juices of you and the hellhound covering your shaft when she gets off you.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703082
That Louca is far too lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703090
>lewding the goddess

She is not for sexual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703093
No.
She's for teasing THEN lewding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703093
Yes she is. Nothing will stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703081
That's fucking lewd anon. Now I want to be married to a pack of Werewolves with a Hellhound leader.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703090
Isn't that just her default state?

[Anonymous No.]

It's full moon where I am. I just wish a pack of Werewolves would come and take me away to go live in the comfy forest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703110
This is lewder than normal.
Look at that belly.

LOOK AT IT!

That's a milf body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703082
>you will never dick tooru straight
https://i.4cdn.org/h/1489159359477.jpg
>>16703102
It's a great fantasy. It'd be tiring but worth it when you're covered in a werewolf cuddle pile first thing in the morning with the Hellhound giving your morning wood a wake up call with her mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702393
It's a shame the only writer who ever expresses desires for snu-snu is a passive-aggressive faggot who complains about 4chan and drinking shitty micro-brews

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703122
It sounds too pure for his world, I just wanna be in a warm cuddle pile of wolfus. And that hellhound treating my morning wood is perfect!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702763
wonder if nidhogg will be next
will she be angry as fuck because the elves stole her eyes 800 years ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703022
How is it "fun" for the MG? you are basically forcing them to take any amount of seed you pour inside, not counting any semen enhancing items

poor girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703147
This is exactly what I fear about my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703147
It's fun because you get to tease them while they're bloated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703141
>Make a Cursed Sword look like a Buddhist monk
>Only calms down after sex with her husband
I can dig it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703147
They like it.

[Anonymous No.]

Shhhh. The thread is fast asleep. They're dreaming of monster girls.

Don't you've been visited by the shoggoth of "Headstroking mastah while he sleeps"

Whisper "Stroke on meido" in this thread and you'll have many monster girl dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703243
Fight with burning passion Kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703158
Me too
>>16703161
NO!
>>16703234
Where it states that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703273
Yes!
Even better when you do it to small girls that then have difficulty moving!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703273
You do know that they enjoy sex, right? So they should really enjoy super sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703282
Anon. Do you feel no shame or discomfort in imagining a monster girl you care about so deeply having her mouth stuffed with cum and her face being fucked by you?

Because it definitely makes me uncomfortable and uneased.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703286
Nope.
if anything it just makes me want to do it more!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703286
I wouldn't mind seeing her trying to escape, only for me to hold her by the leg and start pulling her semen dripping body closer and closer to my dick that's already hard.
At some point she might even start crying cum!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703082
>dat Kanna lolibutt
For sexual. Intercrural, hotdogging, vaginal, anal, kneepits, footjobs, naveljobs, spinesjobs, naizuri, armpitjobs, scapulajobs, irrumation, dick biting, hairjobs, handjobs, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703297
Kanna is for impregnating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702990
And at least with dragons it is a rare and avoidable thing (you have to actually be more powerful than her for her to get submissive).

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703291
>>16703295
Well then we're very different people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703297
>kneepits , naveljobs, spinesjobs , armpitjobs, scapulajobs, dick biting
Gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702763
What is that "unique network"? Do they have some kind of mental hivemind?
How do they trick humans, especially order humans, while having those huge tails? It would be obvious they are lying monsters. Can they use disguise? In tanuki profile having disguise sounded like some unique one-of-a-kind tanuki ability. Though I guess they could be just consulting and sending other human looking mamonos to spread disinfo in order cities

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703297
Why her tail is so ugly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703357
No tails are ugly. All tails are cute and need to be respected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703304
>>16703325
Kanna is for irrumating while using the horns as handlebars and at the end pulling out to cum inside her nostril.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703349
>What is that "unique network"? Do they have some kind of mental hivemind?
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703364
Not her tail, it looks like a hairy ball sack

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703297
>lewding kanna
>at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703369
Incorrect, she's for impregnating and creating a new generation of dragons.

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>>16703147
You do realize that semen tastes incredibly good to monsters, regardless of whether they use their upper or lower mouth? And for KC's at least there is no such thing as too much, especially since they can convert it to energy and digest it before long. In one of the world guides it even outright notes that if they get to the point where their bellies bulge from semen they will still be up for more.

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>>16703378
All. Tails. Deserve. Love.

[Anonymous No.]

Loli dragons are for pampering first and foremost
You are allowed to lewd one only after you've spoiled her with sweets, toys and most importantly praises

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703385
You're right. But really I think it's down to the husband's preference, for example does he want to do that to his wife?

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>>16703349
Many monsters can learn to disguise themselves as humans, the tanukis are exceptional in that they can even disguise to some extent the magic they are using for the disguise (i.e. you'd have to be pretty good at magic to recognize they are in disguise).

And regardless, who says the ratatoskr has to be present to provide her information to anti-monster forces? She could leave it at their doorstep, put it in books they read, any number of things.

Many in the Order are basically good people and just misinformed about monsters, so its not surprising that making positive information on monsters available would sway many.

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>>16703286
I rather keep pouring more inside her womb t b h

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703357
it looks like touch fuzzy get dizzy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703412
Atta boy
>>16703385
This. There's specific precedence saying if you're down to stuff more in, she's down to make room for it however possible.
>>16703403
That's fine, but the point here was whether it was uncomfortable to her or not.
I feel like a lot of people are worried or get concerned that 'If I'm not down to bulge my waifu with excessive cum, that means I'm not doing enough for her' when that isn't true. Its just that if you DO want to do that, she'd be totally down for it, but that doesn't mean that she'll be let down if you don't necessarily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703443
I guess really, monster girls do what you want to do. And they're happy no matter if you want to fill them with cum or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702481
>sookmo amaya
What a pretty Ryu! I bet she isn't lonely like some certain Ryu is and has lots of friends!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703452
Yep, by and large. It may be a different story for some of them like a Giratbilu, Manticore, JubJub etc, but there are plenty that are okay with only getting cummed in once or twice a night for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703349
>In tanuki profile having disguise sounded like some unique one-of-a-kind tanuki ability.
It's more that tanuki and presumably kitsune have a natural talent for it that pushes them beyond most that practice similar magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703485
>but there are plenty that are okay with only getting cummed in once or twice a night for a while.

That's still a lot, I don't think I have that much cum. But what can you do? It's MGE girls.

[Anonymous No.]

If her skin is white then it's alright
If it's brown, you're going to Pound Town

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703524
This is the kind of Fox that licks your body on the spot where your liver is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703524
I love brown girls and I'm not afraid to admit it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703524
delicious golden brown a best

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703524
Pound town it is then, brown girls are too hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703548
That there's a sun-kissed Hathor Hottie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703524
Man, foxes or wolfus with spread legs just brings my inner mofu slut to the surface. I hate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703558
>>16703548
I bet she's the girl they use as advertisement for the Hathor temple. Walkin around the market streets flauting her stuff, talkin about how there's plenty more to learn and be 'enlightened by' at the temple just a few blocks away. She alone would be responsible for thousands of conversions just by being a walking billboard for Hathor's bounties.

Who would be the representatives for the Onee-Sabbath and Sabbath and Fallen God and Chaos Gods?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703585
Praise Hathor

[Anonymous No.]

how do you make a faggot writefag stop being a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703542
>>16703548
>>16703551
I don't think you guys realize how lewd brown monster girls are
Take any species, give her brown skin and her lewdness factor gets multiplied by at least 5

>>16703578
Deep down everyone is a slut for mofu, stop fighting it and embrace it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703592
Hathor is for worship! She blesses us with milk that allows us to make out waifus "UGGGHHH THICCER"

>>16703596
Turn him off and on again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703599
No anon. I will fight it and I'll win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703599
Plausible, but more research is required.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703592
Praise!
>>16703612
She is a just and merciful deity. May she bless all her faithful with all the thicc milkshake waifus that they desire

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703624
Agreed, I'm going to have to be a judge to the Desert Girl Bikini contest to fully understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703599
>Take any species, give her brown skin and her lewdness factor gets multiplied by at least 5
I think a brown baphomet with blonde hair would make my dick explode from the sheer lewdness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703638
Hopefully it's not sorted by height!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703646
Nope. Because all brown desert girls deserve all the love in the world no matter their height.

Although shortstacks hold a special place in my heart. Ganna perch that fox on my dick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703585
>Who would be the representatives for the Onee-Sabbath and Sabbath and Fallen God and Chaos Gods?
Jabberwock for Onee-Sabbath
Witches and Familars for regular Sabbath
Mindflayer for Chaos Gods

>>16703615
That's what all the mofu addicts say at first

>>16703624
>Brown
>Big horns
>Body markings
I have no choice but to breed her.

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>>16703624
Chief God forgive me for I will sin a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703646
>Tits that massive on that small frame
Good mercy can you imagine them wobbling around when you lift her up from behind

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703646
Gonna give that Fox shoulder rides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703655
I'm not addicted, I was and now I just like them more than I should.

But even so I'll never give in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703654
>>16703660
Shortstack desert foxes are for milking and 'carrying'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703662
That's how shortstacks deserve to be treated. With care and love.

[Anonymous No.]

Brown girl time? When will people submit to the amazons and be good husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703677
I'll be a good little submissive husband for a tall strong fat Amazon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703677
No thanks, I'm not into that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703690
What are you some alp or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703672
>>16703646
Hot damn, diamonds

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703646
>>16703672
Art of lactating Kitsune is so rare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703662
>>16703676
You fools!
Her breasts would rest on your head, giving that for a shoulder ride is the worst thing you could possibly do

>>16703677
Amazon won the best brown girl poll we had last thread
Men are meant to be househusbands to strong and tall women, and subconsciously we all know it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703695
Don't be rude, I'm just not really into female domination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703703
>Men are meant to be househusbands to strong and tall women, and subconsciously we all know it

It's why I want to be a house husband with a collar to my Anubis waifu.

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>>16703703
>give a shortstack Hathorfox a shoulder ride
>her waist-hanging tits are constantly bouncing and wobbling atop your head
>you can hear her start to stifle gasps and moans as you climb a set of stairs, sending her into a high-speed jigglefest atop you
>sudden gasp of embarrassment as you start to feel two trickles of wetness drip down into your hair and over your face
>as well as on the back of your neck
Hathor shortstacks are for near-constant milking

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703677
Hell yeah motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702926
Hires her sisters to have their servants and workers spread the word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698416
if your waifu is cheating on you then she isn't truly our waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703729
Ganna drink all of it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703729
The smell would be intoxicating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703758
You cannot drink all of that which has no end!
It would be like trying to drink all the Nile!
You'd only anger Hathor for trying! The poor fox would be punished with an even greater weight on her chest!

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>>16703729
Poor thing
You should be as devoted to her as she is devoted to Hathor

>>16703758
I don't think this is a good idea, you might start a vicious cycle of mutual dependency where she need you to milk her and you need to drink her milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703769
Well then I'll just buy a bunch of milk tanks and fill them up for later consumption.

Anyway, milking is a very intimate and lewd activity so it's fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703729
>Slide her down a bit
>take a deep drink straight from the tap
>slide her back up and continue climbing the many steps

Useful, really. And hot as all hell. That faithful Hathor adherent needs a husband, and that husband should be the man carrying her

[Anonymous No.]

Quick.

Think up something cute for a Golem or Fairy to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703773
Don't you think that's my plan?

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>>16703773
Oh I would be, she'd be like a deity herself in my eyes. We'd show off her bounty at the temple every week!
>>16703774
>Come home one day to your abode
>Can't find Hathorite shortstack waifu
>Finally search the cooled milking room
>She's completely naked lounging in a tub filled with her own sweet milk
>breasts gently floating and swishing back and forth in the liquid as she lightly bathes herself in it
>She notices you coming in and sinks back sultry against the side of the tub
>Beckons you to join her in love and devotion to one another through the blessings of Hathor
What do?

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>>16703781
A fairy doing circles around a guy's head in an attempt to get him to notice her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703781
Eating things bigger than them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703783
Do you really want to wake up every single day with a thirst for sweet fox milk?
Can you withstand her shyly looking at you while shuffling her breasts together in anticipation?
Won't you miss all the other liquids that the world has to offer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703781
A Golem crushing rocks with one hand while giving a thumbs up to her fairy forewoman

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703795
Hell yeah I'd join her.

>Now realising where the Pharoah gets all the milk for her milk baths

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703799
Fuck no, I'd be completely dependant on my little shortstack fox nursing me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703807
Just so long as its not the ones you and she has already used, sure, makes sense.
Would probably make that Hathor anubis a very wealthy and high status individual in the kingdom. You'd be living in luxury to indulge in your wife's bounty every day.
Hopefully you're okay with her making regular offerings to Hathor though. I imagine she'd be extremely devoted thanks to the wonderful husband and life it's brought her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703738
Nav should do a Jinko, those abs are superb

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703799
>Can you withstand her shyly looking at you while shuffling her breasts together in anticipation?
Hot damn. I'm imagining her always waking up a little bit before you and biting her lip trying to hold back the flow from her excitement over providing your morning nourishment.
>>16703819
Fuck man, Hathor is amazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703821
Naav is great at tummies ranging from fit all the way up to pudge. Quite a talent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703798
Go on.

>>16703804
Will the fairy have a tiny construction hat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703781
A fairy wearing an oversized apron trying to cook food

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703819
Not the guy you're talking to, but I'd use a shortstack and hathorite potion on my Anubis. That would be really intimate. I'd show her so much love and respect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703781
A Fairy is too weak and small to accomplish a particular goal, so she tries to get a Golem to do it for her.
But the Golem is too simple to understand her childish requests, so she keeps doing everything wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703829
what if stronkfat Jinko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703831
Of course. And a set of blueprints behind her for something cute like a merry-go-round or something play-related

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703831
They look cute while eating things and then they sleep near a tree with filled bellies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16698416
>cuckshit

[Anonymous No.]

Best girl, if not you can meet me outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703829
why are bellies so lewd? Also belly time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703837
Twoud be quite intimate. She'd be so overcome with sensations from a very large percentage of her body mass being shifted to her breasts. They'd need gentle caressing and soft, slow rubbing. Maybe a gentle washing with a warm rag while she sits in your lap in a luxurious bath, softly cooing into your arms as you let the water and your fingers lap over them in soothing waves.
You'd get some serious husbando points for doing that, especially if you can restrain yourself for a bit and just give them proper slow and deep worship, only squeezing in very slow, methodical patterns to help her cleanse her sensations that have built up down below before returning to gentle caressing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703854
>unrelated images
>taking that post seriously

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703863
>enabling faggotry
Anon pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703856
I'll meet you outside so we can discuss how Kikis are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703859
Because they house the lewdist organ of all: The wo-emb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703866
How am I enabling anything? I'm just saying that getting like this about some stupid post from ages ago is retarded. Take this (You) and go back to bed.

Grow thicker skin and don't take those kind of stupid posts seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703878
I was born with thick skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703612
I'm not sure turning one of the Big Bad Three off and on again will work, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703856
You'd beat another anon up for saying that he personally find another girl best?

That's pretty low.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703878
If you ignore them or egg them on with shit-tier greentexts, you're enabling them. Tell them to fuck off with their faggotry

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703884
Didn't one of them say they're going to just come back as a new name so nobody would know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703846
>Fairy eating a pie
>Golem eating a jumbo wedding cake she stole from a wedding as the Jinko and her groom didn't want any trouble
>on a picnic

I can get behind that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703892
Some other anon up in the thread kindly told that Green text to fuck off for me.

Yeah I'll agree that's bad and enabling it through that means is annoying. But let's drop this subject now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703898
Was the greentexter that bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703905
It wasn't the quality, it was the content and the fact that he was enabling cuckfaggotry which is already enough to cull as is.
Now let's get back to monster tiddies

[Anonymous No.]

i really want to tackled by a dragon who ate a raging mushroom and keep me on manticore venom all the day as she satisfies her insatiable pent lust!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703905
He was only adding to the faggotry like a tumorous mass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703862
Jesus anon how do oh manage to put my thoughts into words so well? I literally want to do everything you said.

[Anonymous No.]

Could Automatons ingest Hathor potions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703923
No stomach.
No ingestion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703923
Probably not, but there is perhaps Hathor-based lubricant they can use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703923
That Automaton definitely needs some. Just look at that barron wasteland of a chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703913
I want to feed raging mushrooms to a Dormouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703912
I like to think of this picture as being with a cheshire.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=9058663

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703931
If they can take in spirit energy they can take in potions/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703885
I'll beat another anon up for less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703923
>Gimme two hours and a wrench.
>Oh, and one-a dem' 'Doughnuts' yall keep goin on about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703949
That's just mean. Why are you so violent, anon?

You're sad because you aren't with your favourite MG? Isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703923
>Bring your faithful Automaton wifemaid to the temple of Hathor
>Ask if they can help her receive Hathor's blessing
>A pair of priestesses look her over, probing their hands about before talking in hushed tones to one another
>"There is a way, but it will require a special procedure involving you, her husband."
>"In the baths of Hathor, under the high sun's bountiful rays, YOU must ingest the milk of Hathor"
>"Upon doing so, you must make love to your wife and fill her to the brim with your offering, which Hathor will bless"
>"Only in this way can she which is neither alive or inanimate receive Hathor's lifegiving blessings"

Something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703918
I happen to be quite the aficionado for gentle, almost-spiritual level body worship, especially for tiddy. You may not guess it given my usual fare though!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703963
I wonder if I could hathorite things by cumming on them. Like Hathotire furniture and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703975
I must say I'm the same. I love body worship especially when it's intimate and soft. It being spiritual just enhances the worship, for example like you stated with the shortstack hathorite. That's very religious to desert girls and it would be nice for them. I'd make sure to do circular motions with my hands when massaging her milk full breasts while she's in my hand, holding them with a warm wet cloth and washing them clean, maybe whispering in her ear and biting her neck. Until finally I'm ready for the next stage of worship, emptying the beautiful, pure and preserved milk of a Hathorite Lady, taking the utmost care when slowly draining her breasts into a bowl making sure that her comfort is my priority.

I'd like to try it on all different bodies of my waifu, her regular amazing vanilla body, a loli version of her, a shortstack version. You name it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703996
Kek.
>"Damn, why are you selling this lamp anon? It's so... I don't know... sexy!"
>"Don't fuckin ask man."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703243
Stroke on meido.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16695775
office lady?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703996
>Get blessed by Hathor
>Donate sperm because need money and MGC pays handsomely thanks to lonely women
>Years later notice surge of healthy monster children with dark skin around town

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704014
Hathorite bottles. They refill themselves with milk everytime you blink.
Hothorite chairs that are extra bouncy.

No, I must go even further. Hathorite Ryu that makes milky storms. Nothing can stop me now, I'll become a god.

>>16704031
That doesn't seem right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704038
I'd buy special Hathorite products for me and my waifu when we have special Hathorite worship time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704031
>Years later still one starts hitting on you
>She's got your eyes
>She's also got fucking great stonking tits
>"Uh, w-whats your name?"
>"Oedipa"
>SHIT
Only Greek kids will get this.
Actually, Sphinx girls will too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704038
Knowing you probably fathered over half a generation of little lolis with tanned skin? Just by jerking off into a cup while watching hardcorse Anubis porn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704038
Now ye are become Milk, destroyer of brittle bones.
>>16704003
>>16704047
Just make sure you get the genuine Hathor products. Don't buy any of that second hand Tanuki gipped crap. You'll know it's Hathor approved if it's white, light material, and stays cool even in desert heat.

...Fuck man, now I'm wanting to get my waifu into Hathorite stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704047
Do it. They would work wonders for your family and you would have tons of kids with huge tits. Even time itself would have tits.

>>16704061
No anon. I fapped thinking about the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704050
>Can't date any girl as it's likely that she's your daughter

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder:Those that incur Hathors anger will be struck down with early-onset osteoporosis, so be sure to ply any holsts, minos, and takus you come across with massages and sake and to keep your grass green, juicy and tender

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704003
What do you do when she has multiple orgasms just from the slow methodical draining of her laden breasts? Could you make it all the way through the task while her body pushed with as much force as she could muster into your groin and her face contorted in orgasm between deep moans of your name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704065
Skeletons would be the most powerful girls arounds after the world is Hathored with products.

I actually think Hathor is a really stupid thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703738

"Huh, from first glance that image looks like an amazon version of a manticore."
>Now imagining manticore amazoness

The life of a muscle slut is a difficult one. Few know my pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704087
No mortal man could withstand that. I'd be pitching a huge tent right between her thighs, but I'd deal with that later, she's my priority.

I hope she's ok with my worshiping her in a different manner after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704149
Of course, but you know she'd absolutely insist on using her breasts to do so. Milk for milk, as the story goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703677
>You will never have your legs held above your head by an amazon in the amazon position as she ruts you dry

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704156
With those Hathorite tits it must feel amazing.

There's just no downsides to Hathorite your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704164
There are no downsides to lolifying her either.

[Anonymous No.]

Poor Hathor, all these skeevy anons after her milk she'll have no time for other things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704177
Very true, that's why I'd also use lolification potions to do very similar worship through massaging, grooming and cleaning.

I realize when talking about lolification potions. "Grooming" probably isn't the best word to use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703893
The only one I'm aware of is Shoggocks but with a faggotry level that high on the scouter he'd out himself soon enough.

KDF already succeeded in fooling us all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704192
A Ratatoskr has put you on a list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704193
Don't they just all recide in that little stupid discord channel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704181
Well you can get Hathor milk from her priestesses too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704193
Like a guy who got caught in a warehouse after seeing a sign mentioning free tacos, we've been had.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704198
I wonder if she has a "Sick Lolicon List". But still, nothing will stop me from massaging my waifu's flat chest when she's in that form! Nothing will stop me from washing her paws and licking her belly!

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/mo_error_mo/status/840937848727527424
How utterly deviant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704193
Looking back it was so obvious, but nobody had any idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704240
How about no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16696333
ENHANCE

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704240
Reminder that a lot of undead fags would do this. Not sure how it would feel but it ain't me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704242
How about yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704193
>KDF already succeeded in fooling us all.
Literally what? Is there something I've missed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704240
I'm not going to make a fucking twitter account just to see a picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704254
You sweet summer child.

Yeah the dude is Quicksilver. But really it was obvious for a long time, nobody just couldn't put their finger on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704254
The biggest midseason twist in MGT history

[Anonymous No.]

>>16702763
And here I was, re-reading PRW's shit, there were squirrel girls mentioned, and I thought wouldn't that be something?

I still wasn't expecting this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704264
He was sent to hell, but it seems like we're going deeper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704257
It's just a dude fucking a Zombie in the eye socket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704257
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6ucgyxVwAIK-TM.jpg:orig
>>16704274
No it isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704279
Meh, she's clearly into it, what's the beef?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704274
Thanks for saving my the trouble, god Twitter is fucking trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704283
>my
me*

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704281
She looks like she's having a great time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704281
Why would there be beef?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704274
yea nah, besides when it come to undead I prefer Jiang Shi

[Anonymous No.]

Hot off the press

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704324
Pig tails are cute! CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704328
Damn right they are. I wouldn't mind my waifu wearing that hairstyle when the two of us are kids.
My daughteru's going to be wearing it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704324
What a cutie pie. I'd like to paint those tiddies white

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704334
I remember a lot of images with a Shoggoths wearing them. I'm not sure what they'd look like on my waifu, but still, I'd love to put her hair like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704337
Well you'd better be ready to follow through anon. A lewd miko like her will make you actually coat her tits in your semen.
White doesn't show up very well on red skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704356
I'd do it. Too bad we don't live in the same dimension.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704328
Ponytails are even cuter!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704375
They sure are. Although I prefer loose buns myself, I can just imagine my waifu coming home with a loose bun after work.

But the best hair style is post sex hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704383
Oh man, that loose and messy hair is indeed the best.

Imagining my waifu removing her little scrunchie and swinging her long hair around after workout is enough to give me a boner and make me want her even more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704215
Yeah they, we, whatever do my guy. For all intents and purposes he's a rather benign tumor you know. Just gotta put that Cleansing Touch on him once in a while like some bengay on a cock and watch that bacon sizzle.

[Anonymous No.]

It's a full moon tonight anons! Make sure to take the proper precautions to keep yourself safe from your waifu and your waifu safe from herself!

>your sitting by yourself in your room, on 4chan like usual
>all of a sudden there's the sound of tapping on your window
>you open the curtains and look outside
>there's a hungry looking monster girl out their crying out your name and begging you to be her husband

What species is she and do you go outside?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704445
>Demon with puppy dog eyes, a quivering lip, and a contract that just says "MARRY ME PLEASE"
Hell yeah I would. We'd consummate the marriage all night long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704445
>See Mershark floating there
>Wonder how she found me in the middle of a fucking desert

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704445
>Automaton
I warned her not to play with the wall socket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704445
>I see you're a little cold in there bud, let me in and we can snuggle up and watch Hockey Night in Canada

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704445
>shitposting on 4chan
>window is broken
>dragon with at least 30 engagement rings in her hand while she yells "CHOOSE ONE PLEASE HUSBAND."

So this is what love is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16699454

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704445
Her species wouldn't matter, I'd ignore her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704445
Inari are renowned for their grace and composure. I would imagine they'd be comparatively more in control than other monster girls. I don't know how she'd act, but I think it'd be very nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704468
Tubby

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704445
>a BIG soft holst climbs in from the snow, shuts the window and plops down right on top of me refusing to move

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704468
Adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704445
>Moonlight reflecting on dragon's black scales and making her shine while a few puffs of bright orange fire come out of her mouth in exciment

Huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704445
>Anubis

I'd let her in but my window doesn't open all the way so she'd really have to be squeezing. But it's ok because then we can cuddle all night! And besides, we have to be married before we have sex!

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>>16704445
>Dorome oozes in the window
>plops down over the bed
>just smiles right in my face
>starts wiggling her hips
I'd be too cute-stricken to stop her. There are worse ways to be claimed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704445
>Lich
I don't want my home to be swarmed with Undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704445
>Shitposting on 4chan about writefaggotry as per normal
>Hear cracking of glass
>Gates of Hell literally opening outside the window
>Khornette pressing her ample bosom into the window pane and cracking it with her nipples
I'm not sure about this one my guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704468
We gotta stop running into each other like this Lamia-chan, people are gonna talk, haha!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704491
Hurry up and make her profile, Bollocks. You know you want to

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704487
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704445
>Salamander

I'll bring her in for fiery cuddles and stare into her eyes for longer than comfortable 'til she's a blushing wreck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704489
Just imagine if the portals opened and even though a monstergirl didn't show up for you, no monstergirl will give you the time of day because of your "smell".
Then one day you wake up in the middle of the night and find a big booty lich bouncing on your dick reverse cowgirl and you learn that she's been stalking you and raping you in your sleep.

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>>16704445
>calling richfags on /k/ retards
>suddenly knock on door
>Chinese takeout!
>Open door
>cold jiang shi arms outstreatched
>hops right in and lands right on top of me to warm up
>once she' limber enough drags me over next to the heat vent to keep warm while cuddling
>tfw she never did have any takeout

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>>16704474
>instead of tapping on your window she knocks on your door
>"Pardon me Anon for disturbing you at such a late hour of the day, but Inhave business I'd like to discuss with you!"
>"It's about our marriage arrangements. As I'm sure you're aware, it's a full moon tonight and I desperately need you"
>"I... I mean an answer from you!"
>"Will you please marry me? I understand the circumstances... Can you at least let me in? We can discuss it after we're done."
>"I mean, like, done with coffee or something if you like that kind of thing. I don't mean it like THAT, unless you want it to mean that"

The one night of the year Inari are master pasta chefs and spill their spaghetti.

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>>16704497
>"Uwaaaa! He said I'm cute!"
>"Cute! Cute! Dorome-chan is cute! Yay!"
>Snuggles up against anon tighter
>"...Hey anon, what's cute? :D"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704503
I'd grab that Lich and make her regret doing that to me for so long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16700193
>>16700212
>>16700264
>>16700275

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704511
I'm going to let her in and make her some tea so she has more time to spill her spaghetti and become a blushing mess! We'll be married soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704512
>:D
Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704521
Are they fucking or kissing? Still, good work late night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704521
This is really cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704521
When are you going to draw more super lewds? That one is great, but I want to see more tongue.

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>>16704445
>Laying in bed, sleeping
>Wake up to a large crashing sound
>Turn on the light to see an Anubis lying on the floor beneath the window
>She gets up, and immediately starts chastising me about how my room 'is not up to standards', and needs to be cleaned
>Silence her with a deep kiss, tell her she's beautiful, and drag her into bed for a long night of handholding and staring into each other's eyes

Full moons are pretty alright.

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>>16704524
Aren't Dorome known for the their goofy smile that they always wear, especially around their husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704538
That's really cute anon. I can imagine Anubi doing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704532
Forget the lewds. I want to see more cute piko~

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704521

Thank you very much. I never expected anyone to actually draw that. It's fucking adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704504
But imagine if she did and it's all food she made herself that boosts sexual stamina.
>Anon's door rings and he assumes it's the takeout he ordered
>The girl who opens the door is wearing full body clothes that completely cover her, which makes sense since it's so fucking cold.
>"Hello mister! Your food is ready!"
>Anon goes to pay her but she holds up a hand and asks if she can come inside for a bit since it's so cold.
>Anon doesn't interact with girls very often, so why not?
>Starts digging into his food while she watches him for whatever reason.
>And then he notices that some of the food isn't what he ordered.
>"On the house sir, don't worry about it."
>She starts describing the various foods to anon, but only after he's eaten one.
>"Oh, that dumpling's made with pork belly and some special herbs. Very potent stamina replenisher. That egg roll's got ground up chicken and cabbage, very good for the heart."
>She insists on a rather sweet smelling dumpling for last, which he obliges her on after finishing everything else."
>Suddenly anon's body starts feeling hot and sweaty and his dick starts throbbing.
>He asks the delivery girl what was in that dumpling.
>"Oh, sugar, cinnamon and Demon Realm Chocolate. Very potent aphrodisiac, but weakens those not used to it~"
>Anon can only watch as she discards her clothes revealing her perky tits, her sharklike grin and her sapphire blue skin.
>"Aiya~ Husband's dick is so big~ Oh right, you're not my husband. Not~ Yet~"
>Anon woke up the next morning in his bed with a sore pelvis, a full stomach, and a cute Jiang-shi snoring on top of him under the blankets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704468
Even though that's a busty dork, I could do for a big milky momster snek about now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704495
I don't know why you think that's who I am my guy but he's not the only connoisseur of demons

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704547
It ain't safe.

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>>16704445
>look outside
>there's fucking nothing
>hear front door open 'n close downstairs
>7ft hellhound locks the door and licks her chops while cackling
>"Don'tchu worry, I'll keep ya nice 'n toasty"

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>>16704519
Anon, if you're doing what I think you're doing then the only thing that Lich is going to regret is not getting caught sooner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704540
That doesn't mean you get to use emoticons when talking about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704521
I want to rest my back on a Ratatoskr's tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704564
That's a bit neurotic man, it was just some little off hand thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704562
Just imagine hearing a noise and going to investigate it only for it to be nothing.
Then when you get back to your room, that Hellhound shuts the door and locks it while pushing you onto the bed for hours of rough, hyperstimulating snu-snu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704553
Jiang Shi are criminally underated

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704562
Talk about a fear boner, amiright?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704545
I really hope my waifu would happy with how I take care of my place, since I've been doing my best for her. I hope she wouldn't get too mad if it was a mess though, the last thing I want is for her to get stressed out because of something I did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704553
God I love these chinese zombie girls
>>16704572
This

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>>16704563
I'm going to be doing exactly what you're thinking. I just hope she doesn't make fun of me when I start cuddling her after the deed is done and cry tears of joy because I've finally found a woman that loves me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704584
She'll call you a dummy for getting so emotional over something as simple as that while holding back her own tears because she took off her Phylactery every time she raped you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704575
I bet she really would!

Shame I don't take care of myself or my bedroom. It's all a mess. She's probably disappointed and unhappy, maybe stressed out. But I'm just too lazy. Although I really like the idea of my waifu bossy me around until I clean everything up and then I get cuddles as a reward. She'd probably complain a lot about me though.

I need her help, I need to her whip me into shape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704521
Kiss the Mailsquirrel.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that all dragons, no matter how prideful they are all MERE FEMALE LIZARDS

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that teasing monster girls by pretending they're extravagant cosplayers is a criminal offense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704588
Do it for her, man, that's how I get the motivation to do a lot of things. If I end up facing something I'm apprehensive about or don't want to do, I always think 'What would she want me to do?', and then I do it since that's what she would want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704598
Remove this now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704553
Is she related to the chubby Kum-Pow Jiang-Shi that was discussed along with the Pizzabus some time ago?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704598
I heard Stacy's mom is a complete buttslut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704598
Good, wouldn't have it any other way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704598
>tfw no mere female lizard who can instantly switch to brutal draconic tyrant whenever she feels someone's been rude to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704598
But can she beat my MERE HUMAN MALE?

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>>16704604
See I wish I had that kind of devotion, I try my best to do it for her but it ends up with me being lazy. And to be honest anon, it sounds like you've done a lot for HER. Which is lovely to hear! And I bet she loves you so much for it. Your ambition is very admirable and I envy you for it.

I know it's shameful to say, but I just can't Do It For Her. I hope she can forgive me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704619
You're gonna get the 'FOOLISH MORTAL' speech.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704629
Did she watch too much Samurai Jack?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704629
I'll praise her with my 'MAJESTIC BEING' attack then. She won't be able to do a comeback and I'll be dominated with a smug face.

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>>16704620
I suppose that's fine, just be prepared for when the portals open, since she's going to boss you around hard when she finds you.

I bet she'd even punish you by not giving you cuddles until you've met her expectations.

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>>16704641
She spends hours practicing in front of a mirror.

She likes playing the role of the big scary Dragon for visitors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16703642
So what you're saying is this.

http://i.imgur.com/r88FArJ.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704445
>Kunoichi
>loud noise at door
>goes to go check it out
>kunai in door

what the fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704653
What happens when one of her visitors doesn't want to deal with her bullshit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704445
A Ratatoskr delivering me a steamy love letter.

The love letter is from her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704652
>I suppose that's fine

It's really isn't. But I sure will be prepared, I'll work my hardest when she bosses me around and critiques me. I want to be the perfect man for her and I won't stop until I meet her expectations. And I'd accept any punishment until I've done good for her and she's happy, I'd change all my habits and become a better husband, even learning new skills for the role I face in the family.

Even if the punishment is having to sleep on the cold couch I'll accept it until she thinks I'm allowed to cuddle her. I don't care what the punishment is, I just want to make her happy.

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>>16704608
Given I had the idea of that greentext being at the point when monstergirls were just coming out of the portal, she might be her mother or even grandmother.

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>>16704670
>The letter in question goes on for ten pages and describes in vivid detail how much she wants to feel your hot steaming load seep down her throat, and how she wants to feel you gush inside her pussy.
>By the time you finish reading it you notice that she's locked her lips around your dick and is sucking furiously.
>Seems like she had a little liquid courage before she came to your place.

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>>16704629
>>16704661
>single dragon monologuing to a adventurer.
>adventurer decided "Fuck her."
>literally
>Dragons to prideful and confused to do anything

And thats how many-a dragons get husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704495
Not going to happen. Not going to post something to thread and receive a deserved 'fuck off' for some of the stuff I've done in the past.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704691
>She doesn't know how to improv, so she keeps trying to continue her speech while she's getting pounded.

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>>16704691
Well they are supposed to be super important and things like that. Cutting them off whether they are good or bad triggers the fear of the unknown on them.

[Anonymous No.]

A unfortuitous series of events has occurred! You have been wrongfully incarcerated kidnapped for exaggerated crimes. Fortunately the kind, merciful, beautiful, all forgiving dark priest judge has given you a chance to redeem yourself for a reduced sentence in the form of community service. The monster girl community is in the dire circumstance of having too many single single monstergirls unable to attract or keep a man on their own. You are to be placed under house arrest as a live in man servant for one such MG and ordered to attend all their needs. On the surface, this seems like the usual elaborate mamono proactive dating scheme, and so you accept without feeling any real reason to worry. You were thinking of finally settling down so having the state pay for all your living expenses while you get to know your new mandatory waifu seems like a good deal. Unfortunately while waiting to find out who your court assigned bride is, you find out from someone also in the program that this is a legit community service for MGC and that there's a damn good reason none of these ladies are able to find a husband. Specifically they each have a certain thing they like to do and they take this thing really really far. As in, obsessing over to unreasonable and perhaps unhealthy extremes. You strongly consider backing out of your court mandated agreement via a flying jump out the window, but the fact that the room you're in has no windows and the sight of the judge approaching accompanied by who you assume to be your new bride make it very clear you are past the point of no return.

Who is she anon and what is her obsession?

http://mgewiki.com/w/Special:Random/category:monster_girls
Reroll for misc objects, locations, and male characters obviously

http://shiny.kirax2.org/kinks.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704709
These are gettin way too long

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704709
tl;dr

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704709
Gotta use proper url formatting to stay inside of a category:
http://mgewiki.com/w/Special:RandomInCategory/Monster_Girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704709
>Who is she anon and what is her obsession?
>Vampire
>Pain
Oh my...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704709
>Dark Priest
>Masochism
So I've basically been paired with the monster girl version of Darkness? I can live with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704709
>Gods is the only one i got that isn't objects
>urgency for sex

I do not understand what to do anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704709
>Lich
>Geek/Jock pairings
I'm shoving her into a locker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704709
>Yeti
>Animalistic behavior

Wonder if their hus are used to mark their scent.

Regardless, take care and don't burn down the thread Anons.

Instead, make sure that you aren't the cuddly drunk when you go to a tough girl bar.

That's how you get husbandoed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704709
>Kobold
>Triangulation of desire
I make the window.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704709
>Yeti
>Gentleness

So she's going to cuddle me to death? Couldn't ask for anything better. Now that I think about it, she might purposely make me sick, just so she could take care of me and nurse me back to health. Uh oh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704709
>Cheshire Cat
>Ass-play and/or fetishization (ass lifted in the air for penetration; emphasized by harness or blue jeans; ass slapping; spreading cheeks; rimming)
Dong status: expanding

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704728
Would you slap her books out of her hands so you can kiss her ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704744
I would slap her books out of her hand so I can give her a swirlie

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704709
A wind elemental who likes the most horrid and debased thing of all, condoms

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704709
>Dwarf
>Imprisonment, erotic (cages, cells, closets, coffins, etc)

Wasn't I in this damn community service so I WOULDN'T be imprisoned?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704741
You lucky son of a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704709
>Girtablilu
>Wish fulfillment

So...help her with her mary sue fanfiction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16704709
>Apop with touching kink, like hand holding
holy shit, I'll never survive!