Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Mon Mar 6 22:52:43 2017 No.16676651 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 22:57:14 2017 No.16676672 First for hellhounds

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 22:57:38 2017 No.16676675 Are Evas monstergirls?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 22:58:35 2017 No.16676679 File: 523 KB, 1278x850, 1488859115090.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So lads, touch the cow, or be touched by the cow?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 22:59:30 2017 No.16676684 File: 91 KB, 620x877, 647.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16676672 Somewhere, a hellhound wishes she had a nice human to collar and ravish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 23:04:27 2017 No.16676713 >>16676675 I do not like the scary cow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 23:21:21 2017 No.16676801 File: 1.76 MB, 2548x5577, succubus.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Succubutt

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 23:36:38 2017 No.16676889 Nice waiting for the other thread to die, dingbats.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 23:38:20 2017 No.16676900 >>16676889 To be fair mods have said to just make a new thread at image bump. whether or not I think that's a good idea is besides the point.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 23:45:42 2017 No.16676936 >>16676679 Mutual touching.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 23:51:39 2017 No.16676967 >>16676801 Succubutts are for cuddling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 6 23:53:27 2017 No.16676978 >>16676684 In that order?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 00:06:23 2017 No.16677042 Well the majority of last thread was quite great at least, last few hours of sourness excluded. >>16676679 touch the cow, personally.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 00:07:49 2017 No.16677051 Maids are olev

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 00:07:59 2017 No.16677054 >>16676978 Depends on you and the girl. I can imagine there would be excited by the idea of their human willingly submitting to them. at least I hope so

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 00:09:32 2017 No.16677064 >>16677054 >would be a few that are excited ugh

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 00:11:15 2017 No.16677076 >>16677054 Well, after all, not all monsters' claws/paws/fingermajiggers can fit the standard gold ring, and it's usually a good idea to go for a matching set with regards to wedding bands, so it might be a matter of exchanging collars or something.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 00:18:40 2017 No.16677112

>>16677076
Would you (as a couple, or whoever is the dominant partner) buy a matching set, or each find a tutor to teach you how to craft a collar for the other?

I could go either way. matching collars are great for showing ownership, but there's something about the time and love put into handmade gifts.

I'm also good with only one partner wearing the collar. I think the less canine doms (or some anons) would probably choose to not wear one and only collar their sub.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 00:21:35 2017 No.16677124 >>16677112 I'd say it's a bit of both. Have a tutor teach us both, then together make each other's matrimonial bonds, in whatever pattern best fits our shared life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 00:42:11 2017 No.16677205 >>16677124 I like that. It's a good way of doing it.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 00:56:00 2017 No.16677267

>Household life with a manticore
>She spends half an hour trimming and filing her nails and barbs on her tail
>leaves the clippings on the floor as she goes to get a broom
>husband enters the bathroom and accidentally steps on a barb
>"Honey, what did I tell you about your barb fragments?"
>"I'm sorry Darling, but there's no need to get snip-py!"
>They both laugh as her tail envelopes his length and they clear the next few hours from their schedule

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 00:56:55 2017 No.16677273 File: 55 KB, 204x184, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 01:19:30 2017 No.16677357

A thought occurs, after playing some New Vegas. Would the Stealth Suit Mk.II from Old World Blues count more as a Living Armor, or as an Ittan-Momen?

More importantly, are there any decent stories about either of those two monster types? Something about their being waifus you literally wear, being close enough that your movements and hers are one and the same, just gets to me.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 01:23:28 2017 No.16677376

>>16677357
Ya asked this before, ya damn courier.
Probably a Living Armor, I would think, considering it's combat focused and actively improves your defensive capabilities.
I wish there was more Ittan-Momen stuff, can't think of anything too standout off the top of my head.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 01:24:11 2017 No.16677377 >>16677357 I can't think of any stories.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 01:26:27 2017 No.16677389 >>16677376 >Ya asked this before, ya damn courier. I did? Apologies, these past few days/weeks have been a truly bizarre adventure.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 01:29:13 2017 No.16677408 [DELETED]

>>16676900
Fuck off with this. Mods would also technically be fine with it if I started posted yuri and monsterboy pictures, so long as they were SFW and had monstergirls in them.
It's not a good idea, and that mod doesnt even browse these threads anyway. They shouldn't get to set a precedent for a place they know nothing about.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 01:33:43 2017 No.16677433 File: 106 KB, 600x699, 1436276663886.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16677408 Shh, soft and wet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 01:37:15 2017 No.16677447 Oh its this guy again That explains the end of last thread too

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 01:39:42 2017 No.16677458 >>16677408 >whether or not I think that's a good idea is besides the point. Calm down faggot, I didn't make the thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 01:42:20 2017 No.16677465 >>16677458 Condoning it with that "but mods said its fine" is pretty much just as bad, dude.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 01:43:50 2017 No.16677476 >>16677408 As long as I can do it, I will. I like having the ability to post images. Whine all you want, it won't change anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 01:56:11 2017 No.16677522 >>16677433 Why do you bully the slime?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 01:57:47 2017 No.16677531 >>16677522 Nah nah nah, they like that. It's like a much more intimate poke.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 02:00:11 2017 No.16677536 >>16677522 Just checking the temperature is right.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 02:00:49 2017 No.16677540 >>16677476 That's pretty fucking selfish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 02:11:48 2017 No.16677579 >>16677540 Shh, no more tears.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 02:12:45 2017 No.16677582 >>16676679 BEEFED

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 02:14:25 2017 No.16677586 >>16677579 >resorting to passive-agressive "u mad" posting Well, nice to confirm that the people posting new threads before archival are just outright shitposters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 02:17:32 2017 No.16677602 File: 172 KB, 1200x1500, 1471876969357.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16677586 I didn't open this thread though. Now sit down before you hurt yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 02:20:30 2017 No.16677611 >>16677602 >As long as I can do it, I will. At least try to be believable when you lie. Again, passive aggressive "u mad" and "don't hurt yourself" posting, to try and rile up the other side when you don't have a valid counterpoint.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 02:21:56 2017 No.16677617 My virginity is going to a Kitsune Miko. They're great wives.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 02:22:31 2017 No.16677621 >>16677611 >quoting someone who isn't me as proof of me lying Anon, stop being stupid. All you're doing is shitting things up for everyone. I'm going to ignore you now, there's a Jiang-Shi in my last post, enjoy her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 02:25:27 2017 No.16677628 >>16677621 Why make a post like "no more tears" when you're not even a part of the conversation? You're just trying to shit up the thread by getting people angry with bait responses.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 02:27:30 2017 No.16677637 >>16677611 He's not lying moron, I've been playing League. That being said, I agree with >>16677628. There's a reason I went to do other things rather than pointlessly argue.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 02:28:47 2017 No.16677643 File: 1.72 MB, 2376x2797, 1466083491025.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to be a mighty Vampire Layer and use my special breathing techniques to set a fire in her loins!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 03:08:17 2017 No.16677755 File: 272 KB, 868x1300, Babylon_c003_p002.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you let her ride in your spaceship?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 03:09:40 2017 No.16677759 >>16677755 Sure why not, what's the worst that could happen? She's a fugitive?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 03:13:14 2017 No.16677770 >>16677643 I wonder how many people would train to become a monster layer I know I would become a spider layer

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 03:15:58 2017 No.16677778 >>16677759 She might ask you to impregnate her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 03:16:57 2017 No.16677780 >>16677755 I still don't know where this is from.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 03:20:30 2017 No.16677788 >>16677780 Apparently you still don't know how to read either.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 04:00:04 2017 No.16677861 Would you go to a monster girl owned SPA? The entry for males is free Just be careful in the hot springs, they are mixed gender

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 04:09:55 2017 No.16677883 >>16677861 Heck no, the first one to find my weak point would leave me a panting wreck. And we all know what happens after that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 04:10:33 2017 No.16677886 >>16677861 Sure. Would be nice to relax without having to pay for it. Just go into the pool and relax.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 04:11:06 2017 No.16677887 >>16676675 Potentially, but one of this thread's many self-enforced "Rules" is "No giants taller than 18 feet".

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 04:12:08 2017 No.16677890 >>16676801 >Wings tucked in to act as part of her outfit Lordy I love this shit.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 04:13:57 2017 No.16677892

>>16677861
> Monstergirl OWNED
It's just a Tanuki franchise isn't it?
And I know exactly what THEY do. Tempt boys in with the implied promise of snu-snu, then it's just a shitty low-budget affair where the racoons peep through the spyhole while masturbating and sell the hidden cam videos online for more Snekels

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 04:20:11 2017 No.16677903

>>16677883
Come on it's not so bad
Just hide your boner with a towel, what's the worst that could happen?

>>16677886
The Dorome baths are the most relaxing activity
Do you see Dorome's big goofy smile? You're going to make the same expression after 10 minutes in there

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 04:20:51 2017 No.16677905 >>16677861 I don't know man, I hear the Oni Yakuza likes to hang out at those sorts of places.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 04:21:02 2017 No.16677906 >A MG will never own, possess and love you >Will never split the earth in a fury of fire if she ever found out you were hurt, be it in the past, present or future

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 04:21:56 2017 No.16677908 >>16677903 I suppose as long as I stay away from the massage room, nobody would touch my back. That isn't mandatory, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 04:23:41 2017 No.16677913 >>16677903 Having them do lewd stuff to my body while I'm in their mud feels like it would end with me staying there until i'm drained. What else is on offer?

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 04:27:09 2017 No.16677917

>>16677892
That's the shady small shops who are run by "human" girls so that gullible men enter without any suspicions

Go to the big ones ran by Onis or Kitsunes

>>16677905
The Oni yakuza isn't that much mean
They might get you drunk and have drunken sex with you but that's just a fun night

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 04:31:58 2017 No.16677924

>>16677908
Of course it's not mandatory but the massage parlor has oiled up Anubises and you know you'll go in there regardless

>>16677913
If Dorome baths aren't your thing you have Bubble Slime baths
You could also ask for a deep cleaning by an Akaname or a Cancer, they VERY relaxing

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 04:40:53 2017 No.16677941 >>16677924 Anubises are nice, but I can resist them. Maybe. But if you had oiled up felines, well, forget about it. I'll just prepare my body now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 04:50:19 2017 No.16677956 >>16677941 What about an oiled up /fit/ Jinko with a Russian accent? She'll make sure to retract her claws while massaging you like her grandma taught her to.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 04:50:32 2017 No.16677957 >>16677924 Bubble slime sounds nice. Or just slime baths in general. All goo-y and stuff while they can press against you and give you a massage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 04:54:26 2017 No.16677970 >>16677924 >oiled up Anubises If I go in I'll never come out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 04:56:35 2017 No.16677973 >>16677956 Oh god just take me now russian chuff machine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 05:03:36 2017 No.16677982 >>16677957 Slimes tend to be a bit touchy I hope you are comfortable with that >>16677970 >>16677973 Whatever you do, keep your towel on Who knows what might happen otherwise

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 05:03:55 2017 No.16677983 >>16677906 I think it's good the earth doesn't get split.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 05:05:49 2017 No.16677992 >>16677982 >Whatever you do, keep your towel on I'm not sure I can guarantee that. ESPECIALLY if they keep theirs on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 05:09:24 2017 No.16678001 >>16676396 >make a post describing a hot hakutaku and kind of want art of it some day >go to sleep a few hours later >wake up to see latenight delivered beautifully Couldn't ask for a better start to the day, thanks latenight.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 05:12:08 2017 No.16678010
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>Your next line will be "A-actually I was just waiting for my girlfriend, she's an Oni s-so stay away!"
This Pixie is totally picking on you, you bitch. You just gonna take it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 05:15:14 2017 No.16678016 I just want a nice, demure, shy and kindo monster girl who tries not to be lewd at all. Who also tries to hide her HUGE breasts by wearing sweaters.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 05:17:07 2017 No.16678020

>>16677906
>Yandere high level monster girl marries an Anon who was bullied and abused his whole youth
>Goes on a rampage to take revenge on all the people who dared bring harm to her beloved
This would make a nice TV series

>>16678010
Pixies might act mean and tough but all you need to do is grab one and use her as an onahole
That will teach her some respect

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 05:21:43 2017 No.16678028 >>16678001 Latenight really knows how to add appeal to certain monmusu. Have they ever done something like a Charybdis though? Somewhere out there is a support group for the completely unloved monsters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 05:25:34 2017 No.16678034 >>16678010 I want no trouble...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 05:27:54 2017 No.16678036 >>16678034 One more thing! Jackie is old and it's sad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 05:31:49 2017 No.16678045 >>16678028 I wouldn't be surprised if barb got around to doing Charybdis some day, he seems to have a thing for drawing girls that no one else will give a chance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 05:41:32 2017 No.16678060 File: 1.02 MB, 992x1403, 1450303293372.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16678045 I liked his Barometz. Jellysheep is underrated.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 05:43:25 2017 No.16678061 >>16678060 Barometz is probably a sleeper top 10 for me, honestly. Wanna lick that sheep.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 05:49:31 2017 No.16678071 >>16678010 I'm fairly sure I could eat her myself if I needed to. I don't need to lie.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 05:51:50 2017 No.16678076 File: 476 KB, 600x580, bcffd0c28e8e2739a08d5e46abd93637474a30080bfaa829ffc3957c02b8ac90.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16678060 >>16678061 They should get more love, they're brown, fluffy and sex with them is pretty hilarious.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 05:55:47 2017 No.16678081

>>16677906
>Yandere Pharaoh
>Some guy pranks anon, just a small one but it makes people laugh at anon.
>Pharaoh hears of this
>The guy was never seen again.
>And an unnamed slave was thrown into the Mumie pit for unknown some reson just as he disappeared.
I do like yandere monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 06:03:51 2017 No.16678097 >>16678016 Would she have a rape aura like Alices do? Or would she genuinely not be lewd? >>16678061 Licking the brown sheep and sleeping on her comfy wool is the cure to all depressions

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 06:35:05 2017 No.16678166 >>16677643 But why is her HAND on fire?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 06:35:18 2017 No.16678168 >>16678036 Eh, his movies are really cool but his attitude towards life is a little scary. >"I'm gradually beginning to feel that we Chinese need to be controlled. If we're not being controlled, we'll just do what we want."

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 06:36:41 2017 No.16678173 >>16678168 The Chinese are an evil race of monsters though, I know because I read old comic books about the Yellow Peril. The Mist Continent is going to get us all!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 06:38:47 2017 No.16678177 >>16678168 >decades later people are still taking this quote out of context He's talking about mild censorship in the media, holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 06:43:32 2017 No.16678194 >>16678173 >The Mist Continent is going to get us all! They can get me if they want, I'd love to wake up buried in a Hinezumi, Ren Xiongmao and Hakutaku cuddle pile.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 06:47:23 2017 No.16678202 >>16678010 Would slap and use an one time onahole.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 06:53:40 2017 No.16678219
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>>16678177
I don't want to lead us too far away from monstergirls, but it's not just that.
He's a supporter of Communist nationalism and kind of a corrupt old rich man himself.

He's the aged old fire rat telling your rebel towns that they're stupid for resisting the Youko empire.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 06:53:53 2017 No.16678220 >>16678202 >one time onahole >one time I find it amusing that you think that she won't hunt you down and make you use her again and again.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 06:56:43 2017 No.16678225

>>16678219
I had this idea that a Firerat had caught a chuuni virus that made her act weird and when she's fighting the MC he catches it from her and starts acting all weird and melodramatic too, and then the audience catches it and everybody is sucked into the madness.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 06:57:29 2017 No.16678228
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>>16678219
>tfw Chinese diaspora
Your Hakutaku friend is a master's student from the Mist Continent. After you help her with some of the harder words in Common, she does this to you.

wat do

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 06:58:42 2017 No.16678231 >>16678220 Well good luck for her. I'm behind seven big monsters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 06:59:19 2017 No.16678234 >>16678220 Every monster girl out there is for making into a one time onahole That might not be why they want, but that's what they deserve

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 07:00:03 2017 No.16678235 >>16678228 I wake her sleeping dragon with my fledgling phoenix if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 07:02:10 2017 No.16678237 >>16678234 I wouldn't mind having sex adventures in MGE. I wish there was something that made monsters not get addicted to you. Maybe a condom or something but better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 07:02:36 2017 No.16678239 >>16678225 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ienp4J3pW7U "The chuuniest fight in the world"

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 07:03:14 2017 No.16678242 >>16678231 You've fallen into her trap, for those seven are already working for her!

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 07:04:00 2017 No.16678244
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>>16678235
She responds appreciatively, but before she begins, she asks if you're willing to marry her and give her 20 daughterus to continue the family line.

If you do marry her, you're going to spend two weeks every February visiting her extended family of Confucian Cows in the Motherland.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 07:04:59 2017 No.16678246 >>16678244 20 is too many, I can't remember that many names without eartags.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 07:05:48 2017 No.16678250 >>16678228 >Only one thing left to do

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 07:07:14 2017 No.16678254 >>16678242 But one of those seven fell for my trap and she's now sleeping with me! That fairy already lost.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 07:09:20 2017 No.16678258 >>16678254 Since when were you under the impression it was the real girl and not the Pixie using a Glamour?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 07:10:13 2017 No.16678264 Ren Xiongmao are underrated.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 07:12:57 2017 No.16678272 File: 2.60 MB, 2000x2000, Teach me, Boobie Lady!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16678264 I had them forever "ruined" for me by this image. Stupid sexy doctor pining after Roy...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 07:13:13 2017 No.16678276 >>16678258 Since the pixie were too filled up to even think about doing anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 07:14:00 2017 No.16678278 >>16678272 Hot damn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 07:14:06 2017 No.16678280 >>16678276 'twas merely a clever ruse!

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 07:14:29 2017 No.16678283

>>16678237
If you don't love her and she doesn't either it should be fine
The only worry you'll have is fucking a monster girl who falls in love with your semen and thus with you too

>>16678264
That they are
If a Ren Xiongmao looked at me while doing inappropriate things to her bamboo I would be obliged to have sex with her

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 07:15:08 2017 No.16678287 >>16678272 I'm going to sexually harass that panda.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 07:16:18 2017 No.16678292 File: 473 KB, 1790x2048, 1470227066618.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16678264 Japan seem to like them, they get a bit of art now and again. There's even a paizuri image set.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 07:18:44 2017 No.16678299 >>16678280 I don't think it was a ruse from the way was screaming and trembling. And even then if it was, I could just go for another girl while she wanders around in her quest to find me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 07:19:29 2017 No.16678302 >>16678292 Big panda tiddies!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 07:25:09 2017 No.16678327 >>16678299 Anon, I don't think you understand how fearsome the faerie are.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 07:27:52 2017 No.16678335 >>16678292 Impregnate the panda! There are too few of them, we need to make more of them!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 07:28:33 2017 No.16678342 >>16678335 Mist Continent panda preservation project!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 07:29:26 2017 No.16678347 >>16678327 I don't think you understand how gpod my dick is. Nothing beats the cock, anon.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 07:29:46 2017 No.16678350
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>>16678302
>oni tengu stopped doing mge content
>hasn't drawn any of his own characters since january
We lost him to gacha games, fuck.
>>16678335
Slow cuddle sex with a panda girl is just my kind of thing, someone has to populate the world with cute pandas anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 07:31:05 2017 No.16678356 >>16678347 This is a story men tell each other to make themselves feel better about getting told to do the dishes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 07:32:26 2017 No.16678359 >>16678335 >>16678342 >>16678350 I'm sure the whole endangered species thing has been started by pandas themselves They are just perverted chinese bears who want to get creampied

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 07:33:07 2017 No.16678361 >>16678356 Sure thing Hellhound. Go pretend to be a sub on your husband's bed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 07:38:47 2017 No.16678378 >>16678359 Those clever bastards. I'm going to creampie them until they pass out, that'll show them!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 07:44:29 2017 No.16678399 >>16677755 if that one is even half as gut as voynich hotel i'm in

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 07:49:59 2017 No.16678416 >>16678399 What's Voynich Hotel?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 07:54:53 2017 No.16678431 >>16678416 another manga by the same artist, its really good. has its fair share of monster girls, even thought they are more of the gruesome (still cute) variety

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 07:56:18 2017 No.16678434 >>16678431 It's been talked about here before? I'm pretty sure I've heard it before.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 08:01:52 2017 No.16678450 >>16678347 Except for half of the monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 08:05:21 2017 No.16678452 >>16678416 Just read it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 08:06:16 2017 No.16678454 >>16678450 They don't beat the cock anon. They harness it. They control it! Through it they gain power to challenge even the gods themselves!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 08:19:57 2017 No.16678475 >>16678450 We need to make a compile list of all the monster girls who can beat the cock They are the only ones we need to watch out for

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 08:20:35 2017 No.16678479 >>16678475 I remember someone posting one time ago. Basically a sub/dom list.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 08:21:54 2017 No.16678481 >>16678475 No anon. They are the ones we need to beat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 08:32:03 2017 No.16678499 >>16678479 Aren't there any subs that can beat the dick? What about Dom's who can't beat it? >>16678481 And you're the one who need to be raped

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 08:32:26 2017 No.16678503 How does one get targetted by a chubby CC tanuki?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 08:33:42 2017 No.16678508 >>16677476 Thank you for proving yourself the selfish piece of shit we always thought you were.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 08:34:51 2017 No.16678513 >>16678045 Charybdis is probably the next i'll draw, i had her on my list for a while

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 08:37:05 2017 No.16678515 >>16678503 Act slutty.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 08:43:08 2017 No.16678532
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>>16678503
Negotiate a contract for the sale of freehold property i.e. you, with restrictive covenants against leasing. Bring along a title deed with her name on it and have it registered at the bank's book of Tanuki weddings.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 08:44:40 2017 No.16678535 >>16678499 >Aren't there any subs that can beat the dick? There are no girls like that in MGE I think. >What about Dom's who can't beat it? The ones who go sub like Dragons and Wolfgirls I guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 08:45:14 2017 No.16678537 >>16678499 Dragons are doms that can lose to the dick. And even I'm raped, I'll never lose to pissy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 08:46:57 2017 No.16678539 >>16678537 I prefer dom Dragons who stay pretty dom.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 08:47:25 2017 No.16678540
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>>16678503
>>16678532
Of course, given the high romantic value of the property, she will likely have to take out a hefty loan to purchase it. She'll have to mortgage marry her property herself to the seller-husband to complete the transaction.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 08:50:10 2017 No.16678548

>>16678503
Make very poor financial decisions and try to get a consumer loan from a shady loaner

>>16678513
Make her extra cute
Just because she spikes her husband's food with doppelganger potion so she can get all her holes filled doesn't make her a bad girl

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 08:56:18 2017 No.16678561 >>16678539 I do too, but I would love to gently take care of her a few times.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 09:03:21 2017 No.16678572 >>16678535 I don't think Shoggoths lose to the dick, it's just that they have no reason to oppose it As for doms aside from the species who can switch you have Vampires and to a lesser extent Griffons >>16678537 >He thinks he can beat monster pussy

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 09:04:00 2017 No.16678574 >>16678572 >Griffons

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 09:08:04 2017 No.16678583 >>16678572 Griffons beat the dick and love them tenderly afterwards. Being addicted to the cock is a monster's fate. And yeah, I bet I can beat monster pussy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 09:12:33 2017 No.16678596 >>16678583 > I bet I can beat monster pussy famous last words

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 09:12:39 2017 No.16678597 >>16678572 Neither of those are switchs

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 09:13:44 2017 No.16678600

>>16678574
>>16678583
Griffons get way too easily addicted to the cock
She keeps finding excuses to rape her future husband over and over again until she finally gives in and marries him
She can't beat the cock, one taste and it's over

>I bet I can beat monster pussy
That's what they all say, next thing you know you're promising to marry a monster girl if she lets you have sex with her

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 09:16:50 2017 No.16678606 >>16678600 You're just using meme words without doing it properly. You can say exactly the same about monster pussy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 09:17:07 2017 No.16678608 File: 177 KB, 257x343, 61324fd4a357fb4c10a9f6fb873927f6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I have too much blood in my alcoholstream right now, but atleast its nice to scribble something on paper again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 09:18:54 2017 No.16678614 File: 502 KB, 600x659, 1453940459354.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lilims are nice. I wonder how the deal with managing demon realms

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 09:19:02 2017 No.16678616 >>16678608 This looks like something that should be accompanied by the DOOM sound effect that they use in manga.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 09:20:21 2017 No.16678617 >>16678600 I'm not a slut for many species. They can't break me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 09:21:20 2017 No.16678622 >>16676801 >those wings I'd like to see a flight capable Automaton using folding her wings in as side skirts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 09:22:24 2017 No.16678626 >>16678608 Cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 09:22:59 2017 No.16678627 >>16678614 I like those proportions.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 09:23:09 2017 No.16678628 >>16678614 I should get back to writing about my Steelim, but I fucked up and started a bunch of other stories and now instead of writing them I'm just watching JoJo. I've lost control of my life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 09:23:49 2017 No.16678631 >>16678614 I would guess that most lilims are indeed super hotties. I wouldn't mind one managing my demon realm.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 09:24:17 2017 No.16678633 >>16678583 >I bet I can beat monster pussy. You can't beat the most basic things, or you wouldn't end up here. Not like you would get a chance, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 09:26:13 2017 No.16678640 File: 1.17 MB, 992x1403, 1448489260202.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are Jiang-Shi and Ren-Xiongmao's the softest Mist Continent girls?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 09:27:24 2017 No.16678642 >>16678633 I can beat a good round of drinks and I'm pretty athletic too for your information. Lower tier monster girls are definitely something I can beat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 09:28:42 2017 No.16678645 >>16678640 Ren-X is literally defined as being one of the softest girls in the world.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 09:39:13 2017 No.16678670

>>16678640
I would go to a Jiang-Shi massage parlor where paying customers can massage a Jiang-Shi of their choice.
I wonder what the upper limits of their supernatural flexibility and movement are. I love the idea that they start off as nearly, well, dead but end up moving and sounding like porn stars by the end of lovemaking.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 09:39:19 2017 No.16678671

>>16678608
Cursed Tanukis and their twisted ways of getting you to love them
Can't she just invite the man she likes to a date or something?

>>16678640
Jiangshi are extra soft but not the softest
So far I think Dragon Zombies are the softest

>>16678645
Is this in the profile? I don't recall it

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 09:45:11 2017 No.16678689 >>16678671 I remember it being in the profile,but my memory has never been my sharpest tool. They're also supposed to be excellent negotiators.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 09:55:33 2017 No.16678715 File: 493 KB, 654x1054, 1445553683029.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16678689 Rens are described as diplomats, at least the ones that have a high social standing in the mist continent are.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 09:56:06 2017 No.16678716 >>16678292 I want to milk that panda.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:14:25 2017 No.16678752 Keep your waifu's mofu at top condition.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:16:08 2017 No.16678756 File: 2.78 MB, 2330x1360, 1481546980858.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16678752 Have at it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:17:56 2017 No.16678762 >>16678752 Sure thing. Gotta all the mofu products.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:17:56 2017 No.16678763 >>16678756 Even if it takes a good 6 hours. Grooming your waifu's mofu is the most intimate thing you could do, it takes a lot of trust, understanding and love. Also it's very lewd.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:18:32 2017 No.16678764 >>16678752 I feel for the anons with lots of little fox daughterus, that must be a lot of mofu to brush.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:19:29 2017 No.16678766 >>16678756 Crit needs to draw more fat fox bottoms.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:22:03 2017 No.16678774 What's the most embarrassing song your waifu has ever slurred out during drunk karaoke?

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:22:26 2017 No.16678780

>>16678752
Of course I would anon. Even though my waifu's species isn't particularly known for it's mofu, I'd still thoroughly brush my waifu's and daughteru's tails every day. I'd also comb out their paw fluff so it stays all soft and fluffy, and I'd give them paw massages as an added bonus! This anon >>16678763 knows, grooming is absolutely wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:24:17 2017 No.16678786 >>16678608 Ayo, that's neato.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:24:33 2017 No.16678789 >>16678774 I can't really understand her when she sings, just imagine a 7 foot stack of chuffmuscles singing this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wku16-uDWu8

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:26:16 2017 No.16678796

>>16678780
Your waifu's species is very known for mofu. Just look at all that mofu. And you're definitely right, pad massaging is essential. I'd brush and groom my daughteru's and waifu's mofu, pads, tails and ears everyday! I'd even file their nails so they can get real sharp claws, it's hard for them to do it themselves.

I'd love to be there all the time to help my family with things they can't do with their meaty paws.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:26:21 2017 No.16678798 >>16678628 I should work on mine as well. I kind of wonder if Mari is done with that shark yet though. Did she forget, or was she abducted by seagulls?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:27:41 2017 No.16678802 >>16678774 Just one example. But it's super cute when she does! https://youtu.be/Cv6tuzHUuuk

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:28:32 2017 No.16678808 >>16678798 >seagulls MINE MINE MINE

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:28:44 2017 No.16678809 >>16678774 The NicoNico melody thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:29:12 2017 No.16678812 File: 235 KB, 700x879, i'm neither god nor dragon. I'm just your woman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Say something nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:29:51 2017 No.16678815 >>16678812 beeg teeddies

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:30:13 2017 No.16678817 >>16678808 Only thing you legally call something else if it's landlocked instead of around the sea. Fucking hate those things. Ducks are 156335674% superior.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:30:40 2017 No.16678820 >>16678812 Cute, fashion and popular Ryu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:31:10 2017 No.16678823 >>16678812 She's a lovely lady who gives us many rain. Rain is good. I may not even live in Zipangu with my waifu but if we ever went there. I'd bring offerings to her shrine with my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:31:34 2017 No.16678826 >>16678812 >"At least this is one of butt-ButterT's drawings."

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:32:35 2017 No.16678830 >>16678812 The pond seems very lively with all that algae.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:33:26 2017 No.16678834 >>16678823 >Screwing your wife on the shrine offering table thing >Right in front of the Ryu, who just wants someone to love instead of watching couples screw in front of her >This kills the Ryu

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:33:33 2017 No.16678835 File: 173 KB, 550x544, 1447884813172.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I need more of Yankiki's love.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:33:34 2017 No.16678836 >>16678820 Ryus are very /fa/. Beautiful and cute girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:35:09 2017 No.16678844 >>16678836 >/fa/ Someone post that Latenight mini Ryu and Wurm scarf picture. The one with jumbo mini tits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:35:53 2017 No.16678846 >>16678834 Anon that's disrespectful and I'd never do anything like that. If anything I'd bring her a little basket with things like sweets and candles. And she wouldn't be lonely anon, she's got loads of Dragon Cultists and worshipers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:36:20 2017 No.16678847 >>16678835 That's just strawberry frosting she got all over herself. Kikis love strawberries.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:36:20 2017 No.16678848 >>16678836 I completely agree. I would never bully them, instead I would become a regular to the shrine by going there a lot just so I can praise and talk with her. I wonder if she would let me take some pictures of her trying some /fa/ clothings.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:37:23 2017 No.16678851 >>16678847 I love kikis and strawberries. I think we're onto something here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:37:27 2017 No.16678853 File: 89 KB, 550x461, 1448753719582.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16678847 Why is she using bolt cutters on strawberries then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:39:27 2017 No.16678862 >>16678848 >this makes the Ryu happy You're a good man, anon. I see you having a Ryu wife in the future.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:40:29 2017 No.16678867

>>16678846
All she has for company are:
Frogs. Lots and lots of frogs in the lake.
Shirohebi. A bunch of useless shrinemaidens who are as good for coversation as a Techpriest is good for anything besides slapping his dick against toasters.
Slugs.
Carp. Who go on about how tasty Dwarves are.
Little freshwater lobster.
And the occasional shark who gets itself landlocked via a river and is spazzing out over freshwater.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:41:56 2017 No.16678872 >>16678867 >Carp. Who go on about how tasty Dwarves are. Someone should write a story about a man and his life with the Dwarves.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:42:31 2017 No.16678873 >>16678867 No. Such a cute girls like Ryus always have a cute human boy who love them and visits them. Like >>16678848.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:43:00 2017 No.16678874 >>16678853 Efficient way of cutting demon realm strawberries that are tough as hell but taste leagues better. >>16678851 Will it lead to strawberry milk?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:44:36 2017 No.16678879 >>16678862 I don't know if a Ryu would take me as a husband, but I would definitely do my best to see her smile everyday. Maybe in my visits it would be nice to bring some homemade food and something that we can play together.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:45:02 2017 No.16678881 >>16678872 >The Elephants attacked again >The Dwarves died en masse trying to loot their friend's corpse >The undead sponge is back >Those damned nobles are ruining everything. Again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:45:40 2017 No.16678882 >>16678874 I guess so. Does kiki loves me back?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:46:33 2017 No.16678886 >>16678873 Who visits a shrine in this day and age of "enlightenment"? Nobody, that's who.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:47:17 2017 No.16678887 >>16678881 >Diary of anon, day 12 >Today I discovered The Lever. There is a sign attached that says "Do not pull". I asked my hosts what it does. >Apparently it releases the Lava Golems, who will then flood everything

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:47:20 2017 No.16678889 >>16678882 Does a Kiki squat and smoke cheap cigarettes on your porch?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:48:42 2017 No.16678898 >>16678889 Yes, I'm the one that sells her cigs and lend her my lighter, so she is always squatting near me.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:49:45 2017 No.16678900

>>16678887
>Diary of Anon, day 13
>The same Dwarf who told me not to pull the lever decided that using the floodgate itself as a melee weapon was perfectly viable
>There's lava and Lava Golems everywhere now
>Incidentally, smithing has been at an all time high thanks to my new molten assistant

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:49:54 2017 No.16678901 >>16678886 I'd visit the shrine. Though I guess it would be more to see her than to pray.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:50:07 2017 No.16678902 File: 1.39 MB, 1920x1080, 0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Will you buy big granblue game?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:50:49 2017 No.16678903 >>16678902 What?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:50:51 2017 No.16678904 >>16678900 >Day 22 >Miasma Elementals have entered the vents. They are cumming.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:51:11 2017 No.16678905

>>16678796
You're a good man, anon. My waifu and daughteru like having their claws dull and nubby though, they are afraid of having them sharp because they don't want to hurt me or each other. I'd still help file them though, they may be dull but they can still look pretty!

>I'd love to be there all the time to help my family with things they can't do with their meaty paws.
Same here, though my waifu does exercises and stuff so she can increase her paw dexterity even if just a little. I'd still have to help her with some things of course, but seeing her work so hard is quite adorable!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:52:14 2017 No.16678906 >>16678901 You'd visit a decrepit shrine that is on the verge of collapsing from a flea's fart? Devoid of any higher intelligence besides the Ryu now that the white snakes are gone?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:52:55 2017 No.16678907 >>16678902 Depends on whether or not they get the same guy(s) that modeled Bayonetta's and and 2Bs butts to model the Dorafs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:52:58 2017 No.16678908 >>16678906 If I wasn't bogged down by a bunch of shit I'd write this thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:54:27 2017 No.16678910 >>16678904 >Day 87 >We found adamantium today. Our future looks bright, even if my Lava Golem smithing partner says that we should get out of the fortress ASAP. >I don't know why though. >We'll show those elephants.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:54:54 2017 No.16678913 I want to steal all my Kiki's panties so she has to go around in constant fear of me flipping up her maid dress and flashing her bare little Kiki bits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:55:18 2017 No.16678916 >>16678913 Nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:55:30 2017 No.16678917 >>16678910 >Anon has made an Adamantium Skeleton >it menaces with retractable claws and short stature

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:55:32 2017 No.16678918 >>16678907 Wait, there's gonna be a 3d granblue game?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:56:10 2017 No.16678920 >>16678913 >little Kiki bits >little A Kikimora must have a big bubble butt and thick thighs with a fluffy tail to top it off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:56:26 2017 No.16678921 >>16678920 Not if she's a loli.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:56:40 2017 No.16678923 >>16678918 Yeah, Platinum is working on it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:57:31 2017 No.16678925 File: 175 KB, 1000x1000, 1420343803343.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16678921 Then she can be a fat-bottomed/Nav-tier loli.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 10:59:00 2017 No.16678931

>>16678917
You cheeky monkey you.

>Day 364
>Balrogs have started assaulting our fort along with demons from hell
>Literally from Hell
>My smithing partner forced me to escape with her out an escape tunnel she made for us
>We now search for a new fort with a bundle of ore worth a king's ransom
>She's really clingy, though

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:01:02 2017 No.16678934 >>16678879 That's nice of you anon. But the Ryu is bound to develope feelings for you. You may get his with Cupid's and Ero's attack. >>16678886 I would go. There's a lot of religions and cults in MGE I'd attend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:01:25 2017 No.16678936 >>16678906 Of course. I don't really care about much but her. If I had free time I would definitely cook her some meals and donate to the shrine while also rebuilding it. Would be worth it just to pass some time with her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:01:29 2017 No.16678937 File: 450 KB, 511x422, 1466527522927.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16678923 Seriously? SERIOUSLY?! YOU BEST NOT BE LYING.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:01:34 2017 No.16678940 >>16678931 >Day 400 >we've started work on a new fort >there's only one problem >ELVES >ELVES EVERYWHERE

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:04:58 2017 No.16678942

>>16678940
>Day 401
>Removing the Elves by threatening to burn down their trees worked better than it should have
>Now we own the entire fort
>Just need more people to help run things
>Smithing assistant has an idea, but instead of telling me she just does a hand gesture and hugs me tightly
>Will continue to decipher her hidden message

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:05:21 2017 No.16678943 File: 1.02 MB, 1920x1080, 0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16678903 Granblue Fantasy Project Re for ps4 by platinum

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:05:35 2017 No.16678945 >>16678942 >it took her over a year to move in on him This guy is DENSE.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:05:52 2017 No.16678946 >>16678943 Any other platforms?

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:06:01 2017 No.16678948

>>16678934
If she liked me back then it would be mutual I guess. Even more of a reason make her happy and feel nice.
Eros wouldn't need to do anything because the moment she confessed I would give her a big hug and a deep kiss showing all of my feelings. Not sure if that would be going to fast though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:06:03 2017 No.16678949 File: 151 KB, 500x451, tumblr_inline_okbhj0KKOL1uttqaa_500.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16678942 What ever could she be up to?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:06:57 2017 No.16678951 >>16678945 An Eros Paladin will be sent to correct such vileness.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:07:29 2017 No.16678953 >>16678943 Yes. God yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:09:30 2017 No.16678959 >>16678946 Only ps4 released was announced so far, but maybe it will be ported to PC since nier is on PC as well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:09:57 2017 No.16678961 >>16678949 >Day 509 >After awkward hugging that fealt very good more Lava Golems appeared >They're tiny and want me to hold them often >But I can't be their dad

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:10:48 2017 No.16678963 >>16678959 I hope so. I hear Sony will start doing some gay tax shit at some point, and am jumping ship to Xbawks and PC.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:11:45 2017 No.16678966 File: 328 KB, 623x492, Sahuagin yandere.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16678835 Needs more yandere monstergirls period.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:12:20 2017 No.16678967 >>16678937 Strangling girls is nasty. >>16678948 That's nice anon. I imagine she wouldn't mind you taking it slow. But I'm fully with you, it's nice taking things slow. Not having sex until you're married and such. I'm all for that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:12:42 2017 No.16678968 >>16678966 Yan-dairy girls would be appreciated.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:12:54 2017 No.16678969 >>16678937 Who's that and why is she so mad?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:13:44 2017 No.16678970 >>16678967 It's fine if it doesn't go too far and the chokee is immortal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:14:39 2017 No.16678971 >>16678963 What tax? Xbone is literally ded, all games moved to pc What's the point?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:15:24 2017 No.16678974 >>16678970 Nah, I'd be horrified for doing that to a girl. Although I wouldn't mind it being done to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:15:59 2017 No.16678976 >>16678967 The at first I would be at her side all the times. Would definitely try to hold her hands a lot too and maybe try just a bit of seducing to see what happens. Teasing her might be extra fun.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:16:03 2017 No.16678977 >>16678614 >I wonder how the deal with managing demon realms It can range from "Pretty nice all things considered" to "IN THE GRIM DARK PRESENT, THERE IS ONLY WAR"

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:16:57 2017 No.16678979 >>16678968 oh god yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:16:59 2017 No.16678980 >>16678902 yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:17:06 2017 No.16678982 >>16678977 I keep forgetting that spoiler tags fuck up more often than not, the second set of quotation marks should be in spoilers

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:18:01 2017 No.16678985

>>16678968
>all the dairy aisles in your local grocery store have been mutilated like someone came in at night and stabbed all the milk cartons with a butcher knife
>"Ahh, no milk at the grocery store anon? That's so sad... maybe you want some help getting your daily calcium intake from me?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:21:07 2017 No.16678990 >>16678968 Truer words have never been spoken

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:22:59 2017 No.16678994 >>16678985 >faucets won't run in your house anymore >all your drinks you bring home get mutilated >pretty soon your only option to drink anything is to do it straight from her hefty taps

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:23:31 2017 No.16678998

>>16678969
Poor girl who went through hell after making the world a better place.
After having her eyes gouged out, her tongue removed, her limbed hacked off, and her tits carved up by bandits after they raped her, a fabulous looking motherfucker came along and fixed her up alongside making her the next demon king.
She went from kind to "utterly tyrannical" after everything.

She is know for human farms, ordering demons to not kill humans outside certain cases to keep their numbers at an all time high, and being SINDRIIIIIIIIIIIIII'd by her lover, who hated her guts despite her genuinely roving him.
After being sealed because she's immortal and being SHINDRI'd wouldn't kill her, she spent a thousand years in another realm until a very loyal and dickish servant releases her from her confinement, which results in shit going south until Rance, Kanami the fucking useless bargain bin ninja, Maris, Lia, Rick, Big Boss' 6th clone that got sucked into a spacial rift, and others teamed up to take her down.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:24:17 2017 No.16679000 >>16678925 Fat-bottomed lolis are nice, but a slimmer build fits some monsters better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:24:33 2017 No.16679001 >>16678971 >ded Everyone says every other console is dead, yet they're still around. PCfags are the worst.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:25:04 2017 No.16679005 >>16678974 You messed up, mang.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:26:07 2017 No.16679009 >>16678889 >gopnik Kiki

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:27:27 2017 No.16679014 >>16679005 I know. It's just I wouldn't mind having a monster girl strangle me while hurling insults at me. It's not something I have on priority but it's something I'd Atleast want to try.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:28:42 2017 No.16679019 >>16679014 You could try it the other way around with a Lich. Or is that too ShindoL for you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:29:13 2017 No.16679022 >>16679009 Kiki breeki.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:29:21 2017 No.16679023 >>16679001 >console with no exclusives >not ded k

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:30:17 2017 No.16679025 >>16679023 >exclusives determine a console's alive or dead status Wew

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:32:28 2017 No.16679026 >>16678889 If Kiki wants to act so slovenly she's going in the cage until she decides to be more ladylike and proper.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:33:55 2017 No.16679030 >>16679022 what would knockoff-tracksuit-maid-uniform look like?

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:34:48 2017 No.16679032

>>16678998
Everytime I feel like I should play a Rance game something like this reminds me not to.
Like, why is there so much moe shit and then watching said moe suffer to the fucking eleventh degree? Why is there so much fucking grim dark shit happening to fucking moe characters?
I guess I will never play a Rance game after all...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:35:30 2017 No.16679033 >>16679026 What is it with you wanting Kikis in cages my dude?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:38:22 2017 No.16679041 >>16679019 I couldn't do it to the girl. It's too much for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:41:27 2017 No.16679048 >>16678959 would make sense too, with GBF also being playable on PC

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:41:42 2017 No.16679049 >>16679033 That's where they belong when they're not cleaning. It's the right thing to do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:43:11 2017 No.16679054 >>16679048 With bluestacks or browser?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:43:46 2017 No.16679057 >>16679054 browser

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:43:47 2017 No.16679058 >>16679054 browser

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:46:57 2017 No.16679069 >>16679049 not even KDF puts his girls in cages, you need to rethink your life my dude.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:47:45 2017 No.16679070 >>16679069 No. I'm not "your dude" either. Kikis go in cages.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:53:15 2017 No.16679080 >>16679070 You don't deserve a maid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:57:22 2017 No.16679088 Who else still can't decide on a waifu? There are so many great girls!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:57:36 2017 No.16679089 How fast rigor mortis affects Jiangshi? Will filling her womb on the morning get her through the day, or do I need to help her loosen up again on the lunch?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:57:59 2017 No.16679090 File: 250 KB, 681x1128, 1483654081205.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16679070 You're fucked up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:58:41 2017 No.16679093 >>16679088 >waifu >decide

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:59:51 2017 No.16679096 >>16679088 Waifu decides you mate. If you haven't "found" one that means she doesn't love you yet.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 11:59:51 2017 No.16679097

>>16679088
You don't pick a waifu. A waifu picks you. She'll slowly grow on you and you'll learn to love that specific girl. It just takes time, so be patient and she will come.

>>16679089
Probably takes affect whenever she stays still for a long time. And massaging can help just as well so if she's a NEET youre going to be doing it all the time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:01:01 2017 No.16679102 >>16679090 He's the kind of freak who no maid will love. He needs a good and thorough flayering.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:02:00 2017 No.16679105 >>16679088 You are not alone. Tried to make a list to sort things out. Only thing it tells is that I has Ara, ara~ -addiction.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:02:33 2017 No.16679108 >>16679032 Don't you dare call it edgy though :^)

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:03:06 2017 No.16679113 >>16679105 That just means you have good taste.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:03:20 2017 No.16679115

>>16679069
Sorry anon, but you're wrong about that. We'd have a cage recessed in the wall above our bed. Most of the time it would be for my daughteru when she feels like sleeping there instead of with me and her mother, it'd have nice comfy bedding at the bottom so she wouldn't be uncomfortable or anything either. It'd also open on the opposite side to my daughteru's playroom, just in case she wants to get in from that side. It would have sliding doors and curtains so we could leave it open if she wanted to just use it as a normal bed too!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:04:29 2017 No.16679120 File: 275 KB, 858x800, Terrible person.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] “On cold days I give people free shrugs!”

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:04:47 2017 No.16679122 >>16679115 Oh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:05:05 2017 No.16679123 File: 567 KB, 607x860, 9afd608dc4262e6b3fe7a717e6f038f7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to be reverse mate pressed by a dumbpire who knows nothing about sex!

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:05:36 2017 No.16679125

>>16679115
But what kind of cage are we talking about? A cutesy little doggie cage she can go in and out of whenever she wants or some sick messed up cage for sexual shit.

I swear KDF my respect for you is always on thin ice so it better not be the latter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:06:58 2017 No.16679128 >>16679032 Sengoku Rance was a lot of fun because of the strategy game though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:07:13 2017 No.16679131 >>16679122 >he doubted QDF

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:07:41 2017 No.16679133 >>16679122 Never underestimate degeneracy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:08:40 2017 No.16679138 File: 1.07 MB, 818x1157, Alp's hopes and dreams.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16679115 I always wanted one of those cages.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:09:11 2017 No.16679143 >>16679125 His daughteru wears full-body latex with a ball gag half the time, but it's a cage that's the dividing line? That just seems par for the course to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:10:13 2017 No.16679146 >>16679138 So what if you're the one who goes in the cage?

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:10:58 2017 No.16679149

>>16679125
Definitely more along the lines of the former, it's more like a little alcove that's all her own, one where she can go and feel comfortable and secure especially when she's alone. There'd be easy access to both our master bedroom and her playroom where all her toys are too.

I'd be lying if I said it didn't lock though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:11:19 2017 No.16679151 >>16679125 Knowing KDF, why wouldn't it be both?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:11:26 2017 No.16679154 >>16679143 Yeah you do make a good point. I try my hardest to respect everyone's fantasies but his are just too sickening and disgusting. Makes me fear the safety of my daughterus, makes me want to home school them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:12:00 2017 No.16679156 >>16679146 I meant that in the way that I DO want to be the one on the cage. Sounds comfy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:12:21 2017 No.16679157 >>16679149 >>16679151 I fucking knew it

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:12:33 2017 No.16679158

>>16679032
Blame TADA, as he finds abused girls MOE.
More blood, bandages, bruises, etc = more MOE.

Despite that there is still a lot of light hearted humor and adorableness.
In the end though, Gele was a girl who was broken by the world she tried to help, so of course she'd go 7855/10 batshit insane and MAD. Despite that, she's still a lonely girl who desires comfort if her actions after her sex scenes in 3/03 are anything to go by.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:12:38 2017 No.16679159 >>16679149 >I'd be lying if I said it didn't lock though. Straight through the fucking ice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:13:19 2017 No.16679161 >>16679154 I never saw KDF as forcing his stuff on others. He's pretty understanding and keeping to himself as far as I know.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:13:30 2017 No.16679162 >tfw I keep reading KDF as "Kobold Defense Force"

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:13:40 2017 No.16679164 KDF is a sick degenerate who needs his daughteru taken away from him. What's new?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:14:43 2017 No.16679170 >>16679161 That's pretty recently. Before it was "heheh look I like to fuck my daughteru and do weird BDSM stuff on her heheh everyone look and give me attention!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:15:09 2017 No.16679173 >>16679170 Stop.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:15:25 2017 No.16679174 >>16679162 KDF defends Kobolds from KDF.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:15:35 2017 No.16679176 >>16679170 I know he did that, I meant he was never one of those who says others fetishes are shit and his are the only ones they should have.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:17:29 2017 No.16679184 >>16679170 People ask and he replies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:17:40 2017 No.16679185 >>16679176 No but those people are way more bareable than KDF was. I'll be honest, I'll tolerate the guy, especially since recently he's calmed down. But I ain't ganna like the shit he does.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:17:44 2017 No.16679187

>>16679128
6 is pretty neat too.
You even make a bro who hooks you up with bitches and blinds Kamilla with his rolex to let Rance win against her and fuck her too.
She doesn't even dislike the rape, funnily enough. As expected of a Dragon Queen who was fucked pregnant 24/7.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:19:25 2017 No.16679197 >>16679185 >whiny autists who shit all over peoples fetishes and the thread >better than degenerate fetishist who just wants to talk about his waifu/daughteru I disagree

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:20:21 2017 No.16679199 File: 742 KB, 761x993, 1409404999828.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16679187 Fun fact: my dad told me he once had a dream where I got married to a girl called Kamilla.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:20:29 2017 No.16679200 >>16679197 I agree. The cacophony of screaming autists is much less palatable than one guy who is a freak.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:20:50 2017 No.16679201 >>16679164 I bet flayers won't even touch her brain, scared that the latex might pass over to them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:21:16 2017 No.16679204 >>16679161 Not saying he doesn't. He's not that bad. It's just I don't like his fetishes or his fantasies. And it makes me unreasonably annoyed when I see them, I keep quiet and don't start fights.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:23:13 2017 No.16679206 >>16679197 Yeah you've got a good point. But looking at it from an unbiased point of view, It's a good thing he's actually stopped pushing it a little too far.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:24:46 2017 No.16679213
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>>16679199
Is he the same dad who browses the mg thread with you?

Too bad said bro also causes Kamilla to hate Rance for killing her trap servant, when Rance wasn't the one who gutted him like a fish. Might make it hard to add her to the waifu list in X because of that.
It's also possible Kaykay might sperg out and stomp her to death like he did in 5.5, too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:27:06 2017 No.16679219 >>16679213 That must be really awkward.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:27:18 2017 No.16679220

>>16679213
>Is he the same dad who browses the mg thread with you?
No my dad doesn't come here but he did find it hilarious when I explained the horse pussy vs snake cloaca arguments of old to him. We share surprisingly many interests considering the age-gap and the fact that we were raised in wildly different worlds. Since he's not together with my mom I bet he'll tap some monster booty once the portals open.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:29:10 2017 No.16679223 >>16679220 >he'll tap some monster booty once the portals open. What a great man realising the Monster Girl superiority.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:30:17 2017 No.16679228 >>16679220 I discuss these things with my brother similarly. But as I love scales, he loves fluffy tails. Kitsune loving faggot assed mofu huffing dick. He needs to widen his tastes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:30:24 2017 No.16679229 Reminder to cook amazing human food for MGs. They'll love exotic cooking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:31:10 2017 No.16679231 >>16679229 >Mayonegg >Apophi and other Lamias LOVE it

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:31:25 2017 No.16679233 >>16679229 or you could just feed them your cum

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:31:28 2017 No.16679235 >>16679220 I wonder what species will he go for. >>16679228 I have some loli vs CC arguments wiht my cousin. Fun stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:32:34 2017 No.16679237 >tfw nobody in my family to discuss MGs with This is fine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:32:38 2017 No.16679238 >>16679228 Your brother sounds like the cooler dude.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:32:45 2017 No.16679239 >>16679235 I also have those with him. He loves lolis, I love CCs and milves. We found a middle ground in shortstacks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:33:17 2017 No.16679241 >>16679233 You could. But what about the morning after? After she's taken care of your morning wood, you're going to have to cook her food, right? Hell I imagine even something like toast is amazing to an MG.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:33:47 2017 No.16679244 >>16679238 He's also the nicest jackass you'll ever meet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:34:04 2017 No.16679246 >>16679229 I just dropped open-flame smoked salmon on my keyboard. That is going attract Cheshires, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:34:05 2017 No.16679248 >>16679223 More like a dirty old man. Fit as fuck too, would probably attract dadcons. >>16679235 >I wonder what species will he go for He keeps lots of houseplants and babytalks to vipers, maybe something like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:34:19 2017 No.16679249 >>16679235 >discussing Lolis with people who aren't anonymous Do you want to get arrested or something? >>16679239 Sounds too perfect to be true. Shortstacks are always great.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:35:39 2017 No.16679253 >>16679248 Well I hope you love your new Alurane and Lamia moms, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:37:10 2017 No.16679258 >>16679249 But it is true. He's a 4channer too, and even comes here sometimes. That guy who brings up loli? 20% it's him. Not KDF, though, as even he finds him disturbing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:37:48 2017 No.16679264 >>16679253 He'll love his new half sisters though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:37:57 2017 No.16679265 >>16679237 I wouldn't mind having someone to chat about monster girls over drinks but not family, closest it ever got was knocking back pints while talking about catgirls. That was a fun night.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:38:15 2017 No.16679266

>>16679239
Same for me, he is the lolicon. I don't like shortstacks all that much, but both of us enjoy a good normal girl.

>>16679249
Boy you have to see the things he says. I keep telling him the police is coming and sometimes when we go out he spots some little girls and looks at me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:38:50 2017 No.16679268 File: 628 KB, 697x400, 1412601248306.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16679220 >he's not together with my mom >mommy gets corrupted and goes yandere for that slut

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:39:08 2017 No.16679270 >>16679258 Sounds like a chill dude. What if he's reading this right now? >That guy who brings up loli? That's pretty fucking vague. But anyway does he have a waifu? >wishing I had someone who knows about monster girls to talk with

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:39:25 2017 No.16679271 >>16679253 Well he does this one plant that's actually called a monstera and that's older than me. Maybe it's fate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:40:05 2017 No.16679275 >>16679270 Don't worry anon, you have us.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:40:39 2017 No.16679278 >>16679270 No, he's fucking asleep at this time of day unless a nicotine fit wakes him up. >waifu His waifu is Youmu from touhou.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:41:04 2017 No.16679280 >>16679266 Ok maybe that's a little too far. Like way too far. "Hello, can I get the police?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:41:30 2017 No.16679284 >>16679264 Can't my brother take care of them? I'd rather my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:42:07 2017 No.16679287 >>16679284 But you're their big brother! You have to be there for them!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:42:27 2017 No.16679288 >>16679278 >His waifu is Youmu from touhou. Good taste. Mine is a 2hu very close to youmu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:42:32 2017 No.16679289 >>16679275 Y-Yes! Atleast I can be judged anonymously.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:42:38 2017 No.16679290 >>16679287 But he's my big brother! He has to be there for me so I can be there for my waifu!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:43:29 2017 No.16679293 >>16679288 Yuyuko? My 2hu waifu is Byakuren, personally. But the guy REALLY likes Youmu because she's petite and has swords.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:43:35 2017 No.16679294 >>16679280 He's just goofing around. He already turned down a 3D girl because of his waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:44:27 2017 No.16679295 >>16679290 You're closer to them! He's like some distant relative compared to you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:44:42 2017 No.16679298 >>16679294 >He already turned down a 3D girl because of his waifu. I'm so glad I'm not the only person who's done this

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:45:24 2017 No.16679301 >>16679298 I have done it too. Every day I question if it was the right thing to do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:45:51 2017 No.16679303 File: 523 KB, 900x900, b7392c85b93bc9e80f6d296f92077bd9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16679278 >ghost dork I thought you said this guy was into mofu. More for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:46:01 2017 No.16679304 File: 3.82 MB, 2500x3500, Black Beauty.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16679295 What's mine is mine, and mine and mine, and mine and mine, not yours, MINE!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:46:10 2017 No.16679305 >>16679293 >Yuyuko? Bingo. She's sort of a monster girl I guess, she's a ghost although extremely cosplay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:46:42 2017 No.16679307 >>16679303 A preference for monsta goils does not always dictate one's waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:46:46 2017 No.16679308 >>16679304 Spoken like a true dragon fag.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:47:28 2017 No.16679311 >>16679308 Thanks man, that means a lot. Your compliment is now mine too, by the way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:47:48 2017 No.16679312 >>16679301 It was the right decision. Don't doubt it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:48:08 2017 No.16679313 >>16679305 Still a ghost, like that one soft ghost.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:49:14 2017 No.16679314 >>16679311 Does a Dragon claim people's OCs as her own? Going as far as not even "changing" them in mspaint?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:49:31 2017 No.16679315 >>16679311 It's funny when someone says that I'm greddy like my dragon wife. Makes me kinda proud in a weird way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:49:49 2017 No.16679318 >>16679311 Now all I can imagine is a Dragon who prints off posts of anon's complimenting her online and sits in a pile of them. Only to realise that all those posts are from the same anon >DragonFlyingTowardsFutureHusbandAtIncrediblyHighSpeeds.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:50:52 2017 No.16679319 >>16679318 That sounds like the NEETest dragon that ever lived.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:50:58 2017 No.16679320 >>16679318 >Lich is tapping away at a keyboard >Did you find him yet? >Patience >Did you find him yet? >Patience >Did you find him yet? Etc.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:51:18 2017 No.16679321 >>16679319 Sounds more like a bird.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:51:58 2017 No.16679322

>>16679298
I haven't actually done this since I don't do anything social besides work and occasional fantasy stuff, but I recently came to the realization that I love my waifu way too much to do anything with anyone else.

All my life I promised myself that I wouldn't die a virgin, but now if dying a virgin means that I stayed pure for my waifu I am absolutely okay with it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:52:16 2017 No.16679323 >>16679320 I want a Lich roommate to shitpost with.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:52:40 2017 No.16679324 >>16679315 I bet it does feel nice. And it makes dragonfag's arguing that much more cuter and enjoyable, because they're just like their waifus. I'm not nearly as organised to be told I'm like my waifu. But oh well, doesn't matter.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:54:18 2017 No.16679327

>>16679322
It's come to a point where real human girls bore me and make me uninterested. I only like monster girls and I only love my waifu.

And you're right anon, I feel pride dying a virgin because it means I stayed pure for my waifu in the afterlife. She's the one who gets to take my first time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:54:20 2017 No.16679328 >>16679322 Prostitutes are special. You don't pay them to stay, you pay them to leave. They're like any other woman but they're fine with sex from the getgo. Don't have to waste time on dates. Just bust a nut and go on with your days.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:56:10 2017 No.16679332 >>16679327 Yeah, I've fucked myself to the point of no return too. Normal people seem so meh to me. Sure, some girls are really cute and shit but it's not worth the effort to try to dick them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:56:43 2017 No.16679334 >>16679332 Monster pussy is a hell of a drug.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:58:40 2017 No.16679339 >>16679334 This happened before I was into monster girls actually.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 12:59:38 2017 No.16679342 >>16679334 It's good for us if it makes us happy.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:01:10 2017 No.16679344

>>16679327
Yep, I feel you on that anon. Human girls just can't ever live up to my waifu. I know full well that I did this to myself by letting myself go down this path, but at the same time I'm the happiest I've been in years knowing that I have my waifu.

>>16679328
Absolutely not anon, that's the worst thing I could do. Emotional connection and fulfillment is one of the best things about sex for me, anything else would just feel empty and horribly depressing. In all honesty, just by going off of how depressed I sometimes get after fapping I'd probably want t kill myself out of shame if I had sex with a prostitute. Besides, there's my whole fetish of wanting to exchange virginities with my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:03:19 2017 No.16679348 >>16679344 >Emotional connection and fulfillment is one of the best things about sex for me, anything else would just feel empty and horribly depressing. Truth. I personally also have no interest in casual sex.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:03:28 2017 No.16679349 >>16679344 >but at the same time I'm the happiest I've been in years knowing that I have my waifu. See, it's a good thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:03:48 2017 No.16679350 >>16676679 Artist?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:05:24 2017 No.16679354 >>16679349 Yes, I know that now but past me was quite the opposite. Fuck that guy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:05:40 2017 No.16679355 >>16679237 >my family is very religious and see me as being a great example of a well raised catholic boy >I'm Demonfag They must never know

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:05:57 2017 No.16679356 >>16679149 What would the lock even be for? Please say it's for when she's been bad. Please.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:06:08 2017 No.16679357 Is an Apsara/Aspara/Asparagus still a mon if you don't include the ridiculous milk around parts of her? Is she even really different from any other ear finned monster otherwise?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:06:57 2017 No.16679359 >>16679355 Boy your waifu must get crazy levels of horny thinking about that corruption.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:07:28 2017 No.16679363 >>16679355 Oh this is delicious. Such a dirty sinful boy you are. Maybe that guy was right in taking demons to church.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:08:50 2017 No.16679367 >>16679359 She's already bis waifu. Not much left to corrupt unless he has a sister.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:09:03 2017 No.16679369

>>16679355
I kinda feel you there anon. My mom is really weird when it comes to sex, she's smart enough to understand that and have healthy discussions about sex, but if she knew even a quarter of the things I was into it would destroy her. Mostly I attribute it to how porn ruined her and my father's marriage, but she definitely sees me as a good, pure boy when I'm quite the opposite.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:09:58 2017 No.16679373 >>16679369 >discussing sex with your mom Jesus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:10:08 2017 No.16679374 >>16679367 I'm talking about her masturbating to the memories of cute church boy and her work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:11:04 2017 No.16679376 >>16679356 Locking it could be for that, yes. It'd be like sending her to her room when she misbehaves. Sometimes she'd want to be locked in though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:11:51 2017 No.16679380 File: 222 KB, 469x558, 1437580915782.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16679369 >porn ruining a marriage Now I don't mean to be insensitive but if it was working properly in the first place there'd be no real need for porn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:12:03 2017 No.16679381 >>16679374 Probably shlicking to a little choir boy version of her husband being violated and corrupted by a demon(her) disguised as a nun.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:13:05 2017 No.16679382 >>16679369 >Porn destroying marriages I wonder who could be behind this tragic turn of events

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:13:15 2017 No.16679383

>>16679359
Like a broken faucet.
>>16679363
At least I still help people? I dunno. Nothing against anyone that would do that, though I strongly doubt mine would without being convinced it was something really important to me. That and with a promise of crazy sinful sex when we returned home.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:14:54 2017 No.16679390 Love is just the feelings brought about by drugs being released by your brain. t. Not a Lich

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:15:08 2017 No.16679392

>>16679373
My mom and I are pretty close anon, we've been through a lot of rocky stuff together but she's basically the only one I can open up to in real life. We don't really talk about sex ever though, I was referring to the times where she talked to me about how sex and masturbation were natural and stuff.

>>16679380
>>16679382
There were plenty of other factors of course, but finding my dad's massive porn stash on his computer was the first thing that led to her finding out all the rest.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:15:46 2017 No.16679393 >>16679390 Shut up nerd

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:17:07 2017 No.16679396 >>16679390 >RP

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:17:11 2017 No.16679398 >>16679381 Oy, stop readin her mind

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:18:37 2017 No.16679405

>>16679392
Lucky ducky you.
I was close to my mother too after my parents' rocky marriage and spent many years with her after moving half way across the country. After she got cancer I had to take care of her even though it caused severe dementia, resulting in her forgeting she ate and spouting things that never happened.
It is a sickening feeling to both be saddened and glad that she is dead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:19:49 2017 No.16679409 >>16679396 Oh wow, you just totes saved the thread duderino! Radical!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:20:00 2017 No.16679411 >>16679376 She'd want to be locked in there for alone time? Or maybe she feels safe?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:20:21 2017 No.16679413 >>16679405 I'm sorry anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:21:05 2017 No.16679416 >>16679390 And people wonder why the Liches get swirlies at school.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:21:43 2017 No.16679420 >>16679411 Yes to both of those, but also for when we're doing petplay and stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:22:09 2017 No.16679425 >>16679120 Shrugging leaves her open for a hug from me, I thought Yetis were trained in CQC close quarters cuddles

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:22:18 2017 No.16679426 >>16679383 Corruption is delicious. Especially when it's some pure hearted little catholic boy who doesn't even know what sex is vs a big muscle girl. Where's BEEFED.com when you need it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:23:21 2017 No.16679431 >>16679420 Well I don't want to dive into that stuff. But aren't you already doing that? They're kobolds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:23:39 2017 No.16679434 Why do I have a feeling that muscle dragons would be cam whores?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:23:42 2017 No.16679435 File: 463 KB, 900x1200, 1440737887367.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Many adventure tales begin with an encounter with rodents of unusual size.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:24:23 2017 No.16679436 >>16679120 This isn't even bullying. It's just fucking horrible, this Yeti is some serious sadist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:25:26 2017 No.16679441 >>16679434 Probably because just flexing their muscles in a tight shirt, completely covered is enough to get a lot of sluts here wet.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:25:31 2017 No.16679442

>>16679413
Don't be, this shit happens.
And even now my father's leukemia is back up and its pissed enough he has to do experimental chemo pills, which are considered a last resort to doctors. He takes so many pills a day he can't even count them all either, and once thry kick in he's too sick to eat or smoke pot to get an appetite.

So cancer will probably kill my parents, and yet I'll still keep on doodling and writing crappy stories regardless.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:25:36 2017 No.16679443 >>16679435 Yes, but they also usually involve one stabbing them on their way to the sewer exit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:25:41 2017 No.16679444 Enough off-topic blogging, take it to /soc/ faggots.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:26:50 2017 No.16679448

>>16679431
I mean, there's them being Kobolds and then there's petplay anon, those are two very different things. Petplay is heavily focused on accentuating and exaggerating their dog-like traits, whereas usually the dog-like traits are secondary to their human and monstergirl traits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:27:17 2017 No.16679450 >>16679443 If you had two exits from the sewer, one guarded by a ratpack and the other by Slimes, which would you choose?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:28:15 2017 No.16679456 >>16679442 Hang in there anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:28:30 2017 No.16679457 >>16679448 Well I ain't the judge. Because I'd do a lot of pet play with my waifu, but it would be her treating me like her pet. The other half being "instinct play" if you want to call it that, e.g a her going into heat and raping me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:28:50 2017 No.16679458 >>16679416 >bullying a hyper powerful undead that can raise armies and kill with a single touch(in DnD, outside of it Mindflayers get it for whatever reason) A school shooting will be child's play when she snaps.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:29:00 2017 No.16679459 >>16679450 If they're anything but DQ slimes, rats. Slimes ain't nothing to fuck with.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:29:34 2017 No.16679460 File: 2.63 MB, 2790x3828, 1482350495627.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16679315 >>16679324 Greedy dragons being greedy over their husband is objectively the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:29:57 2017 No.16679462 >>16679441 That's true. Would this start camwhore wars we're one tries to steal viewers from another via being buffer than the other? Would this result in them trying to outgain each other by any means necessary?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:30:14 2017 No.16679463 >>16679450 Slimes. They are the boss of the sewers while rats are just normal mobs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:30:57 2017 No.16679467 >>16679456 I've been and will keep doing so. Life has been throwing me constant curveballs. I wouldn't be surprised if my frequent headaches were caused by a cancerous tumor in my brain. If that happens I'll enjoy Charon's company.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:31:06 2017 No.16679469 >>16679458 >t. Liches edgy little fantasies she scribbles in her Necronomicon But in reality if she tried standing up for herself she'd get knocked to the ground and laughed at. Liches were built for bullying and swirlies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:31:56 2017 No.16679472 >>16679457 Petplay goes both ways anon, that sounds like a fun time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:32:09 2017 No.16679473 >>16679460 Can't argue there. It's cute, very cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:33:07 2017 No.16679476 >>16679469 Liches are for having lunch alone in an empty classroom.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:33:23 2017 No.16679477 >>16679467 >Enjoying the company of cancerous puns

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:33:29 2017 No.16679479 >>16679472 Pet play is great, but you know what's just as good? Putting a collar on each other and attaching the leash between you and your waifu so you can go animal on each other while being so intimately close.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:33:57 2017 No.16679481

>>16679469
Just being a Lich means she is already a high level caster who gathered the pricey materials to use in a ritual to achieve Lichdom.
That or a little girl with high magic potental wandered in on the ritual, accidentally the whole thing, and ended up becoming a Lich instead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:34:32 2017 No.16679485 >>16679476 Damn right they are. Ganna sneak into my Lich imouto's little LAN party she has with her friends and call them all nerds while I tease them!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:34:34 2017 No.16679486 >>16679477 I'm sure they're benign.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:34:54 2017 No.16679488 >>16679479 Yes, that does sound good. Once my waifu helps me get over my hangups about having stuff around my neck by lovingly collar training me, I'd absolutely do that with her!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:35:36 2017 No.16679492 >>16679469 I would read her edgy stories out loud for the whole class to hear. If she tries to get it back I'll pass it to one of my friends. Bullying Liches is nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:35:47 2017 No.16679494 What if I'm a bully and rip up a Lich's necronomicon right infront of her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:35:50 2017 No.16679495 >>16679485 >lan party >Lich imouto Elf Wight?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:36:12 2017 No.16679496 >>16679494 You get dead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:36:34 2017 No.16679499 >>16679494 Too far. You'll fill up her Trance guage and have to face her hyper mode.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:36:49 2017 No.16679500 >>16679496 How many dead?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:36:50 2017 No.16679501 >>16679492 That just sounds so perfect. I bet she'd even she'd a small tear from that Kuudere expression while everyone laughed at her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:37:27 2017 No.16679502 >>16679499 Chuuni liches get double bullied.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:37:30 2017 No.16679503 >>16679500 Lots!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:38:25 2017 No.16679505 >>16679501 Didn't know undead could cry, guess you learn something everyday. See? Bullying liches for a good cause.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:38:44 2017 No.16679507 Since it's Lich bullying hours, why not throw in all the undead? Ganna stop by the undead sorority in a truck with the rest of the chads, then spray paint "Disgusting rotting cold corpses" on the side of their sorority.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:38:51 2017 No.16679508 >>16679502 Is it chuuni if she destroyed half the school after becoming glowy and turning her cape into a magically lewder cape?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:39:47 2017 No.16679511 >>16679488 See, maybe some of that stuff you do on her she can learn from. Pushing you beyond your limits by training you with a collar.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:39:48 2017 No.16679510 >>16679507 You make the Mummys sad. You bad man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:40:55 2017 No.16679515 >>16679508 >Destroy the school >No survivors >Everyone's skeletons keep bullying her

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:41:22 2017 No.16679517 File: 121 KB, 826x1169, 61771143_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Elder lolis.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:41:24 2017 No.16679518 >>16679511 Anon, I want my waifu to push my limits just as much as I push hers. I've already said that barring gender-specific differences I'd want my waifu to do to me all of the things I do to her at least once.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:41:36 2017 No.16679520 >>16679515 Even in death they still swirlie.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:41:49 2017 No.16679522 >>16679510 They deserve it for coming to a town they don't belong in. And what are some corpses ganna do about it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:42:26 2017 No.16679524 >>16679517 >>>human Give me a Zora and we'll talk.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:42:42 2017 No.16679525 >>16679508 It's chuuni and bullyable when she wakes up from her edgy dream with a dumb and weird smile on her face. At this rate even the teacher is going to bully her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:44:03 2017 No.16679528 File: 164 KB, 848x1200, C5f4CflU8AIav0j.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16679524 She's a Sheikah. Also, BotW Zoras have weird disproportionate lower legs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:44:07 2017 No.16679529 File: 112 KB, 774x1032, 1488592761923.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] An Oni Bard joins your party!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:44:10 2017 No.16679530 >>16679518 That's nice, always good to see that level of trust in a relationship. Just thought I should ask you, how'd you feel about sensory deprivation, please no examples, I'd respect that very much, I just wanna know your opinion.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:49:28 2017 No.16679540 >>16679530 Love it, both giving and receiving! I get really anxious in prolonged silence, but other than that I'm all for it. I bet my waifu could help me with that too though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:51:29 2017 No.16679546 I want to be snuggled by a chubby yandere CC.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:55:23 2017 No.16679562

>>16679540
I must say though. The prolonged silence version of sensory deprivation is not really what I like the best. But I'd still try it.

Having a few of my senses shut off and having the only thing I can feel being my waifu is what's best. It's almost like getting addicted to her. And I ain't into latex, but I could see it coming in handy for sensory deprivation. Y'know?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:55:49 2017 No.16679564 >>16679546 That sounds soft and cuddly

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:56:41 2017 No.16679567

>>16679562
>Having a few of my senses shut off and having the only thing I can feel being my waifu is what's best. It's almost like getting addicted to her.
I feel you.

>And I ain't into latex, but I could see it coming in handy for sensory deprivation. Y'know?
Oh, absolutely!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:57:02 2017 No.16679569 File: 49 KB, 271x439, 1487334179198.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you think the Goblins have found some lucky Anon to be their next king yet? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViftZTfRSt8

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 13:59:11 2017 No.16679574

>>16679567
Would be pretty hot aswell, covering your waifu in latex, putting ear muffs on her and blindfolding her. Taking the ear muffs off just to give her some "I love you so much" ASMR. And then having it reversed on you if you want.

>now realising why Kobold Kuddler wanted to be shaven for his waifu
>it's because of the latex

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 14:02:13 2017 No.16679577 >>16678774 https://youtu.be/izGwDsrQ1eQ Followed by you know what.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 14:03:14 2017 No.16679580 I wanna draw something simple. Gimme ideas before the alcohol takes me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 14:04:53 2017 No.16679585 >>16679580 JubJub fawning over anon's built body? Is that simple?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 14:05:33 2017 No.16679588 >>16679580 A buff jinko tightly embracing anon from behind.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 14:06:39 2017 No.16679591 >>16679580 Anon impressing a Mouse Girl with his flute playing skills.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 14:07:22 2017 No.16679594 >>16679580 Hatchling Dragons.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 14:10:14 2017 No.16679598 >>16679588 yes please

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 14:10:43 2017 No.16679601 >>16679580 A Red Cap Dragging a Sleeping Anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 14:11:13 2017 No.16679604 >>16679594 This. Dragon eggs and daughterus need more love.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 14:14:48 2017 No.16679611 File: 142 KB, 826x1136, 1466532629271.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16679604 Love.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 14:15:26 2017 No.16679612 >>16679580 >>16679594 Yes. More little dragons.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 14:17:22 2017 No.16679621 >>16679611 That little freshly hatched Ryu daughteru is getting all the headpats.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 14:18:46 2017 No.16679625 >>16679611 She looks just like her mother

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 14:19:41 2017 No.16679629 >>16679621 Latenight should do more of those. He does them so much better than I.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 14:20:14 2017 No.16679631 >>16679625 A dumb psychopath or a cute innocent water dragon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 14:20:53 2017 No.16679635 >>16679631 A water Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 14:21:49 2017 No.16679638 >>16679629 Now now anon. Late night is good but that doesn't mean you have to degrade yourself, your drawing will get better. Trust me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 14:22:50 2017 No.16679642 >>16679580 A little late on this but how about a demon writing a new contract late at night.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 14:23:28 2017 No.16679644 >>16679631 A cute water wurm

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 14:23:49 2017 No.16679646 >>16679638 Until then he should draw more. Wurm. Dragon. Wock. Wyvern. Maybe a Salamander.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 14:24:29 2017 No.16679650 >>16679580 Draw a lamia drinking juice

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 14:24:37 2017 No.16679651 >>16679646 Yes! More Wockies!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 14:24:39 2017 No.16679652 >>16679635 >>16679644 No. Wurms are earth Ryus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 14:27:50 2017 No.16679663 >>16679652 No. Earth ryus are muscled, peaceful gardeners with tan skin that cause earthquakes when angered

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 14:29:15 2017 No.16679665 >>16679663 That's a wurm! Just remove the peaceful gardeners part and you have her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 14:29:38 2017 No.16679667 >>16679663 Wocks? I remember hearing they can cause earthquakes by stomping.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 14:31:39 2017 No.16679670 >>16679665 Wurms don't have a dragon ball though. >>16679667 Yeah. 'Stomping'

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 14:33:41 2017 No.16679678 >>16679670 All dragons have two dragon balls in their chests. It's just that Ryu has another different one to play with.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 14:35:33 2017 No.16679684 >>16679678 Exactly. Wurms don't have that third one

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 14:40:46 2017 No.16679699 >>16679684 But she can get it, it's just that she is too lazy and focused on the dick. Wurms are earth ryus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 14:56:53 2017 No.16679728 >>16679642 Do you think some of the more deranged CC demons get aroused by legal documents covered in signatures? Does a crazy cat lady Demon schlick to John Hancock's signature?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 14:58:26 2017 No.16679733 >>16679699 The difference is earth ryus do it through magic. Wurms use muscle. Muscle wurm when?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:01:11 2017 No.16679743 >>16679733 No, wurms use magic too. They can cast fist and spells like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:08:59 2017 No.16679761 >>16679574 That sounds perfect anon, I love it. >it's because of the latex Yes, pretty much. Hair is a pain too, but it's mostly for the reason you said.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:13:50 2017 No.16679771 >>16679761 Can't say you're wrong. Body hair is annoying and I'd shave it for my waifu. If she wanted me to.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:14:03 2017 No.16679774 I feel like Apophises have lost a lot of their popularity recently Meanwhile the Pharaoh has gained a bit of momentum Surely, you all know that Apophis is the rightful queen of the desert?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:15:14 2017 No.16679777 >>16679774 She's ugly, mean, and fat. She'll never be the rightful ruler.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:15:54 2017 No.16679778 >>16679774 No, anon. The Pharoah (Thoth give her wisdom) is the rightful queen of the Desert. Her kingdom will reign on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:15:56 2017 No.16679779 >>16679774 Turns out, if you want a purple nympho, Demons are better in every conceivable way. Whodathunkit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:17:13 2017 No.16679780 File: 474 KB, 577x724, 1403779966996.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16679774 Apophis is easily my favourite lamia in any monster girl setting and one of my top 10 for MGE. Would help her overthrow that brown slut.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:18:15 2017 No.16679785 >>16679779 >demons >purple They can't give you full body tail hugs either

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:21:03 2017 No.16679789 >>16679780 When will you Apophis fags ever learn? Do you even consider the lives you'd be destroying if the Apophis ever managed (which she wouldn't) to take over the Desert Kingdom? Do you think about those?

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:21:42 2017 No.16679790

>>16679777
Go jump in a Sandworm
Apophis is perfection personified
And you >>16679778 too

>>16679779
Demons are pretty good but they aren't as powerful, they don't have one-hit kill venom and they suffer a serious lack of lamia traits

>>16679780
Amen my brother.
We won't rest until the Pharaoh is but a mere prostitute, and our queen reigns over every grain of sand in the desert

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:22:37 2017 No.16679791 So, if you get adopted by a monster girl and then end up knocking her up, do you stop being her son or does she become a grandma?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:23:57 2017 No.16679793 >>16679790 Don't worry, I'll make sure that the Apophis' head is filled with nothing but thoughts of dick, her dreams of conquest forgotten. Consider it community service.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:24:25 2017 No.16679794 >>16679791 No and yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:24:59 2017 No.16679795 >>16679790 Can't wait to see that dirty serpant either banished or imprisoned. Her holiness the Pharoah will smite down upon her. Long live the Desert Kingdom

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:26:02 2017 No.16679797 >>16679793 >breaking an Apophis into forgetting about conquest I like it.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:26:11 2017 No.16679798

>>16679790
>We won't rest until the Pharaoh is but a mere prostitute
I like the thought of keeping her around as a shared pet, maybe the odd bit of paizuri or a blowjob from her as a warm up before going at it with Apophis but never letting her have real sex.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:27:15 2017 No.16679802 >>16679797 That's literally how it goes when she gets a husband. Her profile says as much. She just wants to take over the desert kingdom because she's bitchy over >tfw no bf

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:27:48 2017 No.16679804 >>16679774 Apophis are in my top5, it's just that I'm more of a lurker than anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:28:16 2017 No.16679807 >>16679802 She needs a good dicking and she'll forget about it all. Who's willing to do that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:28:33 2017 No.16679808 >>16679790 Apophis is the ruler of the stupid kingdom.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:29:38 2017 No.16679810 I sure hope the Apophis never takes over in my setting. I pray to the gods she doesn't. The Pharoah is nice and her kingdom is beautiful along with her amazing leadership. Let's keep it that way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:30:51 2017 No.16679811 >>16679517 Hey I just met her. Why am I having so much more fun with BoTW than with Horizon Zero Dawn?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:31:02 2017 No.16679813 >>16679774 Too corruption heavy for me.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:32:09 2017 No.16679816

>>16679810
There's more than one desert kingdom, and all it takes to stop them is for someone to wife the snake.
And given how many powersluts we have here, I don't think that's really going to be a problem.

>>16679811
I have heard a whopping nothing about H:ZD since release. How is it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:34:33 2017 No.16679823 >>16679816 Yeah I know that, anon. I was just referring to the one I'd be living in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:35:02 2017 No.16679824 >>16679785 I think Demonfags waifu is purpleish, but yeah, Apophis is the true purple nurple

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:35:40 2017 No.16679826

>>16679793
>>16679797
>>16679802
>>16679807
I mean that's all true and she'll be more than happy with a husband to coil around, but what about the rest of the Desert? They will be doomed live under the tyranny of the Pharaoh

>>16679798
>I like the thought of keeping her around as a shared pet
That could work, an Apophis and her husband keeping around a graped Pharaoh sounds like fun

>but never letting her have real sex.
Now this is not ok, everyone deserves sex even the Pharaoh
Denying sex is against every Apophises stand for, you could even make a case that Apophises want Pharaohs to have more sex after they're graped

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:37:00 2017 No.16679829 >>16679813 Ah come on, it's just a little bite.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:37:48 2017 No.16679830 >>16679826 It's not tyranny when the citizens of the Desert Kingdom all love her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:38:54 2017 No.16679832 >>16679826 >Pharaoh >tyranny It's called "having a leader" and "occasionally accomplishing things that aren't sex."

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:41:55 2017 No.16679841 >>16679826 >Now this is not ok, everyone deserves sex even the Pharaoh Okay maybe once in a while, denial play is fun though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:42:41 2017 No.16679843 >>16679832 Don't try to use reason with the grape worshipers. They've got a one way mind and can't understand the beauty of the Pharoah and her leadership.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:48:31 2017 No.16679857 >>16679794 That must be fun trying to explain when you daughter starts growing up. >"Well, see, mommy is also your grandma, and daddy is your brother." Imagine the horror on the faces of the school faculty and human parents.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:49:12 2017 No.16679862

>>16679810
Let me put it bluntly

Would you rather have to work every day or so to "grow the kingdom" and "build wealth" for a pseudo-goddess who doesn't care about her people?

Or would you rather spend everyday cherishing your wife and delighting in her body under the guidance of a ruler who knows what love is all about?

It seems like a no brainer to me

>>16679830
They love her because she uses magic to fool people

>>16679832
>>16679843
You are both very delusional

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:50:11 2017 No.16679864 >>16679816 It's okay. For the developers first non-FPS game it works fine. There's accusations of the SJW agenda from certain people about it but it's not that bad. >>16679862 Which one has Jaffa?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:51:57 2017 No.16679869 I want to be a bandit that steals the Pharaoh's heart because I offer her freedom from the stress of running the kingdom. Every night she sneaks out of the palace looking for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:55:54 2017 No.16679876 >all of these silly accusations that the Pharaoh ignores pleasure and love to rule instead. Apophis shills pls go. This is a propaganda-free zone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:56:22 2017 No.16679878 I will challenge the Pharaoh to a children's card game.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 15:58:25 2017 No.16679884 >>16679878 On bedroom?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 16:00:12 2017 No.16679888 >>16679884 No we gotta do it on these huge as fuck stadiums. With holographic technology!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 16:03:04 2017 No.16679894 >>16679888 In before she uses a certain golden castle and summon Ra on her first turn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 16:05:34 2017 No.16679903 >>16679894 I'll just play wind-up kitten then.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 16:05:44 2017 No.16679905

>>16679862
Well, my waifu actually enjoys doing that. She upholds the kingdom and the Pharoah to a high standard. And so do I. The Pharoah cares about her people, she loves her people. And she knows what love is about!

I'd cherish my waifu's body daily anyway. I spend everyday doing that already. Maybe not to the extent the Apophis wants but still very much.

It's fine if you want to love Apophis, because love is all that matters. But when you threaten the desert kingdom and her ruler, it's just not cool man.

Please, let's be friends and talk friendly towards each other. I can tell you that I'm not delusional, I'm sure.

>>16679876
I mean, the desert kingdom is basically a demon realm. So they're quite incorrect.

>>16679878
Like snap?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 16:08:13 2017 No.16679915 >>16679903 You'd need Giant Trunade too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 16:08:52 2017 No.16679917 >>16679878 UNO?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 16:12:48 2017 No.16679923 >>16679915 I just hope I'm lucky enough to get it. What am I saying I'm the main character of course I'll get it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 16:12:50 2017 No.16679924 File: 206 KB, 251x382, 745cee6eded8172f23da41ce778d833a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16679594 >>16679612 One will have to do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 16:14:25 2017 No.16679929 >>16679924 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 16:16:58 2017 No.16679937 >>16679905 That was actually well thought out and nicely worded We disagree on how the Desert should be ruled, but we're on the same boat when it comes to loving our wives Would it be too much to ask who is your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 16:17:16 2017 No.16679938 >>16679924 A cute!

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 16:21:30 2017 No.16679950

>>16679937
She's an Anubis. Which would probably explain a lot. What about you, anon? Is it an Apophis? Or maybe something else similar in nature to an Apophis?

I'm sorry to the people who are sick of hearing about my waifu, I feel as if I mention her too much and it's annoying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 16:22:12 2017 No.16679955 >>16679924 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk_cVpN_vHs

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 16:28:37 2017 No.16679980 File: 212 KB, 900x1100, FullyInteractive.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What sort of games do NEET mofus play?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 16:31:26 2017 No.16679998 >>16679980 >Mofu Addicted Husband Simulator

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 16:34:22 2017 No.16680011 >>16679980 I want to sneak at her and assault her ear tufts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 16:36:25 2017 No.16680021 >>16679980 I want to make an Inari lose interest in playing lewd games by providing a fulfilling and wholesome marriage!

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 16:40:28 2017 No.16680037

>>16679950
Anubis is probably top 3 of most loved girls in this thread, at times I even think she is N°1 so it's ok if you want to speak about her plenty of anons would enjoy it

>What about you, anon? Is it an Apophis?
Only a high level adventurer could land an Apophis, I'll settle down for any other desert girl except Sphinxes they sound annoying

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 16:42:51 2017 No.16680052
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>you're a kid growing up in a monster girl house
>plump ara ara-nee loves to dote on you and doesn't mind if you feel her up
>muscular tomboy-nee lets you sit in her lap while you both watch kung-fu movies and play video games
>haughty ojou-nee always calls you brat or twerp, but secretly thinks your the cutest thing in the world and has hundreds of candid pictures of you
>airhead gyaru-nee who often offers to teach you lewd stuff
>you usually wake up in the morning with one of them in your bed using you like a living daki
>when you come to breakfast, your momster asks if you've become a man yet
Where's the Onee-Sabbath when you need them?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 16:42:58 2017 No.16680053 What other MGs beside Apsara enjoy music and dancing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 16:43:52 2017 No.16680057 >>16680037 Sphinxes are CUTE.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 16:44:07 2017 No.16680059

>>16680037
>Only a high level adventurer could land an Apophis
That's not really stated in the profile, only that when seeking a man they will act the same way as someone they bitten.

An Apophis could fall for a man for all kinds of reasons, be it that she likes his hair, muscles or even the way he acts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 16:45:19 2017 No.16680066 >>16679980 "Whoa~ It's like I'm really killing people~" I don't think she should be playing games anymore...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 16:45:50 2017 No.16680069 >>16680037 Her species are such lovely girls. It's just sometimes I feel like I need to talk about her in moderation. And good choice on favourite girls. Desert girls have to be my favourite.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 16:48:40 2017 No.16680077 >>16680052 The Onee sabbath is perfection. I just want to move into their house with my Wock Onee San. What fun that would be.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 16:49:21 2017 No.16680083 >>16680052 I want to molest that demon's belly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 16:52:56 2017 No.16680099 >>16680057 While I can see cat MGs annoying some people, I gotta agree with you. I love 'em.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 16:53:05 2017 No.16680100 >>16680052 >Everyone in the house expects your Gyaru-nee to be the one who crosses the line and rapes your virginity away. >It's actually the Ojou-nee.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 16:57:24 2017 No.16680121 >>16680052 I want to grab handfuls of that blueberry pudge.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 16:57:51 2017 No.16680126 >>16680052 The Onee-Sabbath is love. I wanna go to the Sorority that by a clerical error ended up housing entirely Kraken Onee-sans

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 16:58:29 2017 No.16680131

>>16680057
Cute but annoying, just like Cheshire cats

>>16680069
If you want to talk about your waifu make sure to post in an open ended way so that the discussion isn't focused on your waifu but rather on everyone's waifus and/or her species

>>16680059
That's nice of them but I feel that they deserve only the highest quality of husbands
I'd have big self esteem issues if I somehow got married to an Apophis

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 16:58:57 2017 No.16680132 >>16679569 Maybe me, I am named after him after all. Just need em to be a tiny bit taller

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:01:20 2017 No.16680139

>>16680131
>That's nice of them but I feel that they deserve only the highest quality of husbands
They can't help who they fall in love with.
>I'd have big self esteem issues if I somehow got married to an Apophis
I'm sure the first few times she forced herself on you would prove how she felt about you and if she got super clingy like she needed you that would be a nice confidence boost right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:01:46 2017 No.16680143 >>16679569 >Towergirls Goblin Princess Literally the best thing about that series. I can ignore all the bad stuff for a baby crazy Shortstack.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:01:53 2017 No.16680145

>>16680131
Anon, she's a rape snake who loves the idea of corrupting men. You'll be perfect for her, don't doubt yourself, don't fight the venom. Let it though through your veins and to your brain. Let the lewd thoughts envelope you. Marry that Apophis, waifu her.

But yeah, I try my best to leave my waifu discussions open, asking anon's what they think or what their waifu would do and such.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:03:05 2017 No.16680152 >>16680083 >>16680121 Just make sure you kiss and nuzzle it afterward while you move your hands around to grope her plump slappable rear.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:04:07 2017 No.16680156 >>16680132 But do you have 『 The Area 』 to match? If you don't have 『 The Area 』 you can't hope to compete with the one, true Bowie, the once and future goblin king.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:05:01 2017 No.16680160 >>16680143 You gonna give her a goblin babe?

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:06:53 2017 No.16680166

>>16680145
>You'll be perfect for her, don't doubt yourself, don't fight the venom. Let it though through your veins and to your brain. Let the lewd thoughts envelope you. Marry that Apophis, waifu her.
Man, a Yandere Apophis would be terrifying.
>Anon is wrapped up in her coils trying to struggle out as her venom pumps through his veins.
>"Sshhh~ Ssshhh darling~ Only a little more now~ Let it happen, let my venom coursssse through you so you can feel my love in every inch of your body~"
>"Look into my eyessss~ Sssssee how much I love you? Ssssee how much I want you? Jussssst give in~ Be mine, assss I'll be yoursssss~"
Later on anon can even tease her over how she was so excited she let her hissing lisp slip into her speech.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:07:56 2017 No.16680173 >>16680160 Anon, if you shack up with a Goblin, let alone a princess, it's going to be way more than just one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:10:22 2017 No.16680186 >>16680166 That's too hot and too lewd. Yandere Apophis cooling around you and talking about her venom in your body made me diamonds. And the hissing lisp is cute! CUTE! You better marry that Apophis.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:10:39 2017 No.16680187

>>16680131
>I'd have big self esteem issues if I somehow got married to an Apophis

I'd have the same, i love dragons but i can never help but make myself believe that i dont deserve one. But then again thats why
>>16680166 yans exist.

It doesnt matter what you think, they'd force it on you anyway.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:10:42 2017 No.16680188

>>16680166
I love relationships with Monstergirls that start off super dramatic and eccentric and progress into just being comfy and mundane. Like one's succubi wife started off all super seductive and kinky and said really dramatic lewd things but then three kids and 90 years later her husband teases her in the morning by imitating how she used to moan while she smacks him playfully with the spatula out of embarrassment

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:12:03 2017 No.16680195 >>16679350 https://rakkunsfw.tumblr.com/post/156414761738

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:12:24 2017 No.16680196

>>16680166
>Later on anon can even tease her over how she was so excited she let her hissing lisp slip into her speech.
That's cute, plus if she was yan she would probably hate it if anyone else made fun of her hissing but if it's anon she's secretly happy about his teasing because it shows he's finally confident around her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:14:02 2017 No.16680202 >>16680052 >muscular tomboy-nee lets you sit in her lap while you both watch kung-fu movies and play video games I want a busty tomboy onee capable of lactating like a holstaur.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:15:02 2017 No.16680207

>>16680187
A lot of people share this issue. I used to have it a few months back, but then it just passed, quite easily.

I can get for a Dragon it would be hard to let is pass though due to the nature of Dragons. But don't worry anon, just love those scaly fire breathing cuties with all your heart.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:17:14 2017 No.16680218

>>16680188
>daughterus are a bit older, all in their late teens early twenties
>"so what was Mom like when you met her dad?"
>husband smirks and starts mimicking wife's voice while bumping his chair below him
>"Oouh! Yeah baby, keep hitting it from the back, pull my tail, spit on my wings, aah, aah!"
>daughterus laughing as succuwife runs in chasing husband around with a frying pan, his fake moans and over the top impressions still coming out between laughter
>That night they do raw hardcore anal while he calls her a dirty buttslut and she moans and screams through her ballgag and blindfold
What a fun, goofy family

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:18:16 2017 No.16680222 >>16680053 Gandharva, Siren and Otohime are the only ones who come to mind >>16680139 I guess a good rape fixes everything

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:20:17 2017 No.16680234 File: 52 KB, 972x604, 71bc1a5bab15d0363d4f291e1cb34f1f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw like MGs in Leotards >tfw like Centaurs Life is a cruel mistress.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:22:36 2017 No.16680243 >>16680234 Cerea kinda wore one in that one chapter/episode of EMG

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:23:03 2017 No.16680248

>>16680187
I understand you. But how I see it, the current me might not be worthy, but the me I am focusing to become shall challenge her and conquer her heart.

I seek waifu that stands besides me as equal, almost as rival. That we push each other forward, face the world as duo.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:23:53 2017 No.16680253
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https://www.strawpoll.me/12484484

So Anubis is obviously the most popular brown girl but how about the rest of them? Also in addition to the poll, which non-brown girl would you prefer a brown version of?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:24:19 2017 No.16680255 >>16680234 you simply just need a bit more spandex for the booty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:26:04 2017 No.16680265 File: 1.28 MB, 3264x1836, 0307171415b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here's that Apsara.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:27:42 2017 No.16680272 >>16680265 dat ahoge tho

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:28:34 2017 No.16680277 >>16680253 feels like I'm betraying Pharaoh, but brown Cupid is just pure sex appeal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:29:40 2017 No.16680281 >>16680272 All Eros monster ahoges are heart shaped.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:30:31 2017 No.16680286 >>16680277 Brown plus pink is just unfair.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:30:43 2017 No.16680287 >>16680277 Ditto

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:31:01 2017 No.16680289 >>16680253 >no Ghoul >Also in addition to the poll, which non-brown girl would you prefer a brown version of? JubJubs. Familiars, Werebats, Gremlins Hobgoblins, Holstaurs, Werecats, and Cheshires.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:31:45 2017 No.16680296 >>16680207 The bigger problem with Dragons is that they're rare AND in demand, so it's something of a first-come-first-serve deal. If you don't believe in yourself at least enough to get out there and find here, you'll be SOL.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:32:47 2017 No.16680302 >>16680296 find her*

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:33:06 2017 No.16680304 >>16680289 Fuck I knew I was forgetting something, people can just reply with ghoul and it'll count I guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:33:40 2017 No.16680307 >>16680253 >Only 1 vote for Khepri That's weird, I thought we had a strong group of golden bug lovers >>16680265 She's cute but it's kinda sad not seeing her in her usual energetic/happy mood Apsaras are natural genkis

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:34:39 2017 No.16680309 >>16680289 >brown JubJub I saw that request too

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:35:07 2017 No.16680310 >>16680277 Just putting it out there, what about a Pharaoh in a Cupid's clothing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:35:31 2017 No.16680313 >>16680307 >That's weird, I thought we had a strong group of golden bug lovers. I like Khepri, but I can't resist the BEEF.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:35:44 2017 No.16680314 >>16680253 My brown Onee san!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:35:56 2017 No.16680315 >>16680253 >Barometz Barometz aren't even brown in the profile pic, that's purely a barb thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:37:27 2017 No.16680323 >>16680296 I mean, Jabberwocks are ok aren't they? They're in large amounts in wonderland? I ain't gotta fight any anon over her because I don't want to fight. But yeah I completely understand where you're coming from.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:37:45 2017 No.16680325 >>16680307 Well she is still waking up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:38:10 2017 No.16680326 File: 1.11 MB, 1188x1105, Khepri_4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16680307 >That's weird, I thought we had a strong group of golden bug lovers Three votes now, I just cast mine. I'm pretty sure that's all the kheprifags in these threads.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:39:54 2017 No.16680332 File: 1.02 MB, 1280x985, 1488407625175.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16680253 >only 1 vote for Amazon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkNg2RrM_Gg

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:40:12 2017 No.16680333 >>16680323 Wonderland is a bit niche, I don't think you'd have much trouble finding any particular girl there. Unless you were shooting for something like a face card/ace Trumpart. Those are probably very rare.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:42:45 2017 No.16680338 >>16680265 That's one intense ahoge. Glad to see you improving, even if it's slight

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:42:59 2017 No.16680340 >>16680326 Not interested in Khepri. Very interested in becoming a megaincubus. Wonder how difficult it would be to raid one of their tombs for the demonic energy they hoard...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:43:29 2017 No.16680341 >>16680326 Smugbugs are for facefucking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:44:44 2017 No.16680346 >>16680340 Please don't steal from the cute bugs. Looking at the poll again. >khepri 5 votes >Pharaoh 0 Looks like we've got an uprising on our hands.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:45:15 2017 No.16680348 >>16680253 >Pharaoh is on there twice >Bug is in the lead >Anons you're killing me Neither of these have the /fit/ to quench my needs. Amazon get.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:46:41 2017 No.16680353 >>16680346 I'm willing to negotiate. I'd give them a man to call king if they're willing to part with, say, half of what they have stored. Must be lonely down there knowing it could be centuries before a deserted wandering traveller falls in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:47:12 2017 No.16680356 >>16680253 Amazon has hopped from 1 to 4 votes. Gentlemen of taste have clearly joined the thread.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:47:42 2017 No.16680358

>>16680341
I'd prefer gentle licking from them, like being on the throne and reading a report the Anubis just handed to you while three of them are on their knees attending to your manhood from all angles.
>>16680348
I love the silly beetles but either they're more popular than I thought or there's some funny business going on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:48:21 2017 No.16680360 >>16680353 >I'd give them a man to call king If you're referring to yourself, you get ALL of that with the position.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:48:54 2017 No.16680362 >>16680356 I can't help it, I'm a sucker for role-reversal. If only a certain writer would come back and finish his damn story.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:49:48 2017 No.16680367 File: 478 KB, 1816x1684, 1469131607961.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >referring to majestic scarabs as mere bugs

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:49:50 2017 No.16680368 >>16680360 I am not. I'm happily taken. But I could get a guy. Might even be a noble already. Could give them a head start on teaching etiquette to him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:50:17 2017 No.16680370 >>16680358 Really? Are you sure you wouldn't rather have a swarm of smug Khepri teasing you until you snap, grab one of them by the head, and force your dick balls deep into her throat?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:50:22 2017 No.16680371 >>16680338 That DM and Kelp were interesting steps forward.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:51:23 2017 No.16680375 >>16680371 That they were.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:54:02 2017 No.16680386 >>16680375 Now I just neep to draw Illassa or a water horse being bullied over the net.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:57:30 2017 No.16680406
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>>16680370
I'd rather force it into her pussy while her sisters cling onto my shoulders and watch in awe as their sister has orgasm after orgasm, waiting their turn.

Being an incubus king has its perks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 17:58:17 2017 No.16680412 >>16680386 That sounds like a chance for some weird things to happen. What about a Salamander?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 18:00:37 2017 No.16680427 >>16680412 Salamander? Ehhhh, maybe. I can't into flames properly though. There's always vanilla Lizardman too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 18:01:53 2017 No.16680435 >>16680253 Jinko

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 18:01:57 2017 No.16680436 >>16680427 It was a joke, but an iguana is fine too.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 18:08:00 2017 No.16680459

>>16680436
>a joke
We weren't talking about water horse though.
Well, maybe I was.

Maybe Gnome or something as well.
Or maybe just a bunch of little hatchlings of various monsters? Dragons, Harpies, Lizards, little spider(cow) hammocks, tiny Scylla in pots, etc.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 18:09:43 2017 No.16680466 >>16680459 Hatchlings are usually nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 18:11:25 2017 No.16680476 >>16680466 Indeed.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 18:12:10 2017 No.16680479
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I need pics of daughterus being cute after the shit day I had.
To avoid blogshit, my aunt died today to pancreatic cancer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 18:17:28 2017 No.16680505 File: 129 KB, 1592x1181, happywaifu=happylaifu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16680479 No daughterus, but have a very happy waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 18:18:26 2017 No.16680509 File: 758 KB, 1600x2000, Anubis_and_her_Daughter.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16680479 Sorry to hear that, have an Anubis.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 18:18:27 2017 No.16680510 File: 1.36 MB, 3264x1836, 0215171450c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16680479 Oh hey, another person dealing with cancer related shit. I feel ya, dawg.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 18:21:30 2017 No.16680521 >>16680370 What I wouldn't give for five smug little love bugs to tie up and ballgag before bullying their wombs with my dick. They won't be so smug when they find out I'm using a condom. I'll have them begging for my cum in no time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 18:30:04 2017 No.16680563 >>16680521 >using a condom This is a crime against Khepri.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 18:33:49 2017 No.16680575 >>16680563 Well how do you break smug girls?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 18:36:21 2017 No.16680586 >>16680505 Did you draw that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 18:40:16 2017 No.16680601 File: 396 KB, 850x708, 5b91e1381ed57c94f2f03ff96f8e28d6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that communist monster girls must be rescued from the old country and shown the light and hamburgers of America.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 18:40:46 2017 No.16680604 >>16680575 Constant foreplay without putting it in and making them cum multiple times from cunnilingus and fingering alone. Make them beg for you to put it in.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 18:43:31 2017 No.16680618
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>>16680601
Remove communists from premises, and by that I mean remove them from the oppressive conditions they live in, bring them home, marry them and make many children with them

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 18:43:56 2017 No.16680621 File: 143 KB, 700x800, DreamsOfDemocracy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16680601 They come for the food and stay for the military funding. Truly, battlefield waifus know their shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 18:52:22 2017 No.16680667 File: 245 KB, 783x1016, elfu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16680618 Elves get +1 to shooting checks because they're naturally good marksmen! Massage your elf operator regularly to ensure peak performance!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 18:53:34 2017 No.16680672 >>16680667 how would an elf operator respond to headpats

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 18:55:30 2017 No.16680682 >>16680672 How does a Phoenix Lord respond to Abadon's arms falling off? With a smile, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 18:57:28 2017 No.16680689 File: 434 KB, 524x632, parsee aug.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16680672 With a lot of blushing and stuttering. She's one of the guys, not a cute girl!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 18:59:26 2017 No.16680695 >>16680689 What a cutie I love monster operators. Also I'm writing again

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 19:00:16 2017 No.16680698

>>16680672
>>16680689
>"St-Stop patting my head!"
>"Dummy! I'm not cute! I'm a trained cold-blooded killer!"
>"At least I hit all my targets! A drunked up redneck could've shot better than you today."
>"What do you mean, 'you were distracted from my ass!' IT'S NOT THAT BIG!!!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 19:02:55 2017 No.16680708 File: 432 KB, 1233x1243, 61774825_p3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it time to join the hunt?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 19:04:13 2017 No.16680714 >>16680708 Should have done a war scythe. 1/10 on weapon. Rest is good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 19:04:15 2017 No.16680715 File: 797 KB, 844x475, sako prepares to field strip a FNC.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16680695 >>16680698 On the other hand, other elves might be more receptive to headpats

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 19:06:51 2017 No.16680723 >>16680715 Around Finns the Ice is thin

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 19:07:32 2017 No.16680726 >>16680723 What does that even mean?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 19:08:35 2017 No.16680730 >>16680726 The ice isn't the only thing they're breaking

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 19:10:11 2017 No.16680738 >>16680726 Finns are not to be trusted, and neither are elves, so for Finnish elves like Sako, this is doubly true.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 19:11:58 2017 No.16680745 >>16680723 >>16680730 >>16680738 Sako is the only elf who will leave you feeling broken and violated instead of the other way around

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 19:14:22 2017 No.16680756 File: 387 KB, 723x1000, kraken.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I need a name for a dangerous Kraken crime boss, with elements of smug ara ara and the cold fury of Balalalalalalaika from Black Lagoon any suggestions?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 19:16:05 2017 No.16680762 >>16680756 >Camille

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 19:16:49 2017 No.16680765 >>16680756 Lay Z. Fohk.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 19:19:01 2017 No.16680773 >>16680756 Giovanna

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 19:19:25 2017 No.16680775 >>16680756 Madame Gigianna. Gigi to her friends.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 19:20:11 2017 No.16680777 >>16680756 Oneei Saan

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 19:20:53 2017 No.16680781 >>16680775 The Madame thing is interesting, I think I like it >>16680765 >>16680777 >madame Lay Z Oneei Saan lel

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 19:21:45 2017 No.16680787 >>16680756 Kraken.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 19:22:55 2017 No.16680792 >>16680053 Pharaoh, At least it seems KC is implying in her making of.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 19:23:10 2017 No.16680794 >>16680756 R. Elise the Kraken

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 19:24:18 2017 No.16680797 >>16680792 >Pharaoh practicing her bellydancing and singing when she thinks no-one's looking. https://youtu.be/71lLnE8gJnU

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 19:31:43 2017 No.16680815 >>16680794 that physically hurt

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 19:33:04 2017 No.16680817 >>16680797 >you'll never take a video of that and post it on AnubisTube >you'll never be punished for treason by the Pharaoh herself

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 19:35:15 2017 No.16680821 >>16680817 But what if you tell her you think it's cute?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 19:36:33 2017 No.16680823 >>16680821 Then you get punished even harder while she blushes and breathes heavily

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 19:49:50 2017 No.16680866 File: 737 KB, 847x1200, sfw_direLoveDormouse.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 1 down 3 to go o7 nsfw version https://twitter.com/SnibakoDraws/status/839275874532798464

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 19:51:25 2017 No.16680874 >>16680866 Good stuff Snibby!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 19:52:33 2017 No.16680878 >>16680866 Oh lawdy

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 19:53:34 2017 No.16680882 >>16680866 You are a good man. I hope your waifu finds you one day and you are blessed with many daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 19:53:38 2017 No.16680883 >>16680866 Fluffy mouse

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 19:53:48 2017 No.16680884 >>16680866 Oh man, I would let myself get cuddled by the sleepmouse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 19:54:11 2017 No.16680887 >>16680866 I wanna take AGGRESSIVE NAPS with her!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 19:54:38 2017 No.16680889 Where is all the comfy writing about donating Spirit Energy to a Ryu Shrine?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 19:56:38 2017 No.16680898 >>16680889 What, for exposure? Do it yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 20:07:32 2017 No.16680946 >>16680866 snibby dibby doo what made you move from photoshop to CSP?

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 20:24:37 2017 No.16681000

>>16680874
>>16680882
>>16680878
>>16680883
>>16680884
>>16680887
I'm glad you guys like! and y-you too

>>16680946
It was on sale for $25 and it feels easier to sketch and do lines in CSP. Lines are really my biggest gripe with drawing on tablets desu. I'm also saving up for a cintiq or a cintiq knock off so that might not be an issue in the future anyways tho o7
Trusting I don't order a case of pewpew food/a new pewpew first ;-;7

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 20:28:14 2017 No.16681010 File: 254 KB, 512x600, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16680708 Unf. Love your 'Caps Nav. You draw them to my ideal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 20:28:40 2017 No.16681013 >>16681000 >snib's a gun owner noooooiiiiice

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 20:29:35 2017 No.16681016 >>16681010 I should have clarified that I'm not Nav if the Pixiv filename is anything to go by.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 20:30:39 2017 No.16681021 >>16681016 I'm sure he's lurking around these parts somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 20:38:00 2017 No.16681033 >>16681000 hows the coloring? I've heard that photoshop doesn't do coloring properly in some way but i never gave it much thought mostly cause my coloring is mediocre and very inefficient at best

>>	Peterdnzl Tue Mar 7 20:38:07 2017 No.16681034 File: 543 KB, 786x1053, 1484105213991.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] small update to Pirate's Life, just needed to get something down. A bit of action and a new character soon to be introduced http://pastebin.com/8X8kJyz5 Line 385

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 20:49:05 2017 No.16681064 File: 518 KB, 1280x1280, 1460775378967-3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How did you meet your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 20:49:59 2017 No.16681066 >>16681064 She tackled me after escaping from the Exotic animal sanctuary after a good portion of the world's animals became hot women

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 20:50:20 2017 No.16681067 >>16681064 Christian chat room.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 20:50:38 2017 No.16681070 File: 110 KB, 350x400, MersharkBonus.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16681064 She bit my dick

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 20:50:45 2017 No.16681071 >>16681064 Do you think Milf-thicc Dullahans ever use their heads to check out their own ass?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 20:52:30 2017 No.16681076 >>16681034 That's a lovely attention to detail.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 20:54:41 2017 No.16681080 >>16681076 The drawing or the writing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 20:55:09 2017 No.16681081 >>16681064 The usual. Minding my own business walking outside, get jumped and raped.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 20:55:28 2017 No.16681082 >>16681080 Writing of course.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 20:56:17 2017 No.16681083 >>16681071 I hope so >I'll never fuck the lewd thick thighs of a dullahan while she runs her tongue on my dick and herself between thrusts >>16681082 Thanks

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 20:59:25 2017 No.16681092

>>16681070

It was very good fishing bait.
Can some artistic anon get us a "this is bait" meme with a mershark and a penis

On a side note it reminds me of this camp counselor during elementary who had a fish swim up and bite his nipple cuz he had it pierced. Surely mersharks are attracted to similar bait.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 20:59:40 2017 No.16681093 File: 317 KB, 781x1017, 1485009484485.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16681064 I'm a /m/an.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 20:59:42 2017 No.16681094 >>16681064 She stammered out a confession at me and left her number in my pocket before running away.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 21:04:12 2017 No.16681107

>>16681064
As far as fantasy goes, I'd likely meet her when our realities converge and I wake up in her bed with her instead of in my own. As far as now though, I felt the need to post about her enough to where I realized she was my waifu and not just a passing interest.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 21:05:18 2017 No.16681112 >>16681064 She violently and forcefully made 90% of all my thoughts about her over a 3 month period. Dont help i have a huge addiction to my dragonfu now. Even if i feel like i shouldn't have her.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 21:07:31 2017 No.16681118
File: 139 KB, 707x1131, Manticore.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>16681064
She hit puberty early and her tail started budding its barbs. She didn't know and complained about how sore it was. I offered to massage it and next thing I know we're under the bleachers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 21:08:59 2017 No.16681122 >>16681064 I didn't.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 21:21:16 2017 No.16681162 >>16681064 ideally i'd like to wake up on a summoning circle with her looking over me or have her rescue me from a burning building

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 21:22:50 2017 No.16681168 >>16681162 >ideally i'd like to wake up on a summoning circle with her looking over me I feel you anon, sudden removal from this reality to find your waifu waiting there for you is the ultimate dream.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 21:36:13 2017 No.16681199 >>16681034 Very interesting, I'm looking forward to where you go with this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 21:36:40 2017 No.16681200 >>16681064 Accidentally entered her cave.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 21:37:42 2017 No.16681202 >>16679924 This is cute as fuck. I want to squish a little dragon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 21:41:01 2017 No.16681207 File: 398 KB, 1800x2250, FTqutyC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16681064 I walked onto a farm wearing a red shirt

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 21:45:00 2017 No.16681223 >>16681199 I've got ideas, the hard part is finding time and expressing them properly, I want to just tell everyone how the story is planned out so far, but I can't

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 21:47:19 2017 No.16681228 File: 177 KB, 693x674, bad idea.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16679924 >>16681202 Should've thought that one through . . .

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 21:47:54 2017 No.16681229 >>16681223 I know how that feels. I've got so many ideas bouncing around my head, but only having one day a week where I can actually sit down and write undistracted sucks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 21:48:50 2017 No.16681230 >>16681228 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 21:49:12 2017 No.16681231 >>16681229 School, work, social obligations, sick last month, expensive vehicle repairs this month. It really sucks because I want to get stuff right, but I only have so much time and I want to get an update out

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 21:51:40 2017 No.16681235 >>16681223 >Have ideas >Have the time >Have the energy >Porn distracts me I lack discipline

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 21:51:57 2017 No.16681236 >>16681228 Latenight's daughteru art is the best, god damn it's so adorable. Top-tier work!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 21:52:08 2017 No.16681237 >>16681228 I saw the first little dragon as I was heading out and only managed to reply now that I got home. Definitely wasn't expecting a heartburn from a late dragon. Oh god my squishy heart.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 21:54:05 2017 No.16681247 >>16681231 Yup, pretty much the same for me. Guess we just gotta make do with what time we have for now. I'll hopefully be able to start writing consistently everyday once the semester ends, though, so I'm looking forward to that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 21:54:58 2017 No.16681249 >>16681228 He'll be okay because monster mojo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 21:56:02 2017 No.16681252 >>16681235 You're in a porn thread, more than likely writing porn. Is the wrong kind of porn distracting you? >>16681247 same

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 21:57:02 2017 No.16681254 >>16681252 Yes, the wrong kind of porn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 21:57:59 2017 No.16681257 >>16681254 Just make sure you don't alp, my dude

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 21:59:48 2017 No.16681262 File: 65 KB, 400x400, 1484811844118.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16681252 >2017 >Writing porn

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:03:44 2017 No.16681269 >>16681262 Get back, foul demon, otherwise my Jinko waifu will never find me!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:06:21 2017 No.16681271 File: 186 KB, 650x717, baited.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16679246

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:08:07 2017 No.16681276 >>16681271 Sluuut

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:09:54 2017 No.16681279 File: 57 KB, 597x640, so dericious.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16681271

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:11:46 2017 No.16681283 >>16681269 You gon' get CONTRACT'D

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:12:43 2017 No.16681284 >>16681271 Season the thing with cayenne and see how she reacts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:13:06 2017 No.16681285 >>16681283 Please no, I want muscles and chuffs and her to be 10 inches taller than me

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:16:35 2017 No.16681294 File: 91 KB, 658x800, 701b0bcd57eed9009c58df5a99d4e07a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16681285 Urge to... manlet bully... rising... What flavor Jinko is she?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:16:59 2017 No.16681295 File: 443 KB, 1350x968, 1465942148212-0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16681285 >Not wanting her 16+ inches taller

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:17:06 2017 No.16681296 File: 402 KB, 737x1272, 1472208638383.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16681285 >only 10 inches taller you must go bigger

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:18:08 2017 No.16681299 >>16681294 Red hair, freckles, 7 feet tall, pale skin >>16681295 That would make her 7 and a half feet tall! >>16681296 fear rising

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:18:35 2017 No.16681301

>>16681013
p-pls no infringe pls

>>16681033
Hmm, i'm not sure how to answer this question desu. I feel like for coloring it can depend on what you're looking for since each program has its own quirks and it's a matter of getting used to using them. Then again I still have a very long way to go for colors/painting/values so I'm not a good person to ask I think. And iktf, the git gud train has no brakes tho so we must ganbatte ;-;7

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:19:55 2017 No.16681306

>>16681283
>>16681285
>a Demon is in Anon's house chasing him around trying to do everything she can to get him to sign her contract
>Anon, at his wits end (it's been two days since she broke in his house) starts contemplating signing the contract
>all of a sudden his door is broken down by a fuckhuge tiger paw
>a Jinko in a red flannel shirt that's loosely buttoned up is standing in the doorway
>"Husband! I have traveled over 500 miles to have you fertilize my eggs!"
>she then pushes the Demon out of the way and princess carries Anon back to her bedroom
>the Demon just stands there sad and dejected
>until she see's the eleven year old boy next door playing with his G.I. Joes

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:21:44 2017 No.16681308 >>16681306 Just take me now >>16681301 Don't worry, Snib, I would never step on snek

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:21:48 2017 No.16681310 >>16681299 >That would make her 7 and a half feet tall! But that's the point, tall girls best girls. 7 feet is still great though. Jinko's are best cats.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:22:11 2017 No.16681312 >>16681306 Silly demon, G.I. Joes can't sign contracts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:23:17 2017 No.16681317 >>16681306 >"Husband! I have traveled over 500 miles to have you fertilize my eggs!" I understood that reference.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:23:20 2017 No.16681319 File: 1.59 MB, 1013x1430, Corn_Fed_Beef.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16681299 >fear rising why? big is best, and fear boners are top tier. A good MG should be FAR larger than her husbando

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:23:42 2017 No.16681320 I want a big, muscled monster girl to try and seduce me through song!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:24:12 2017 No.16681322 File: 165 KB, 801x957, did someone say corruption.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16681299 Aw, she a cute. Would invite for dinner and no contracts involved. >>16681306 Demons are quick to recognize young boy innocence!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:33:30 2017 No.16681340 >>16681320 Thanks, pls no corrupt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:34:01 2017 No.16681342 >>16681340 meant for >>16681322

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:35:40 2017 No.16681348 So what happens if you put a fake signature on a demonic contract?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:35:59 2017 No.16681350 >>16681340 I was going to say. Hearing the song of a heavily muscled werecat wouldn't be that corrupting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:36:53 2017 No.16681353 >>16681348 The paper gives off a windows error sound

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:37:26 2017 No.16681355 >>16681348 You can't put a fake signature in it. Magic will erase it and tell you to try again.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:38:36 2017 No.16681356

>>16681342
>>16681340
You go another day uncorrupted. For now.
>>16681348
You wake up in a very, very cold place colloquially referred to as 'The 9th'
It's staffed by Demons and the one you tried to cheat gets 9 nights in 'The Mouth', a special VIP room, alone with you.
You're coming out an incubus. Of that there is no doubt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:40:34 2017 No.16681362 >>16681350 What would she sing? Red Army Choir standards? >>16681356 >For now. T-thanks I only hope my jinko will protect me

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:41:11 2017 No.16681365 File: 143 KB, 572x505, 178.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16681021 you called?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:41:42 2017 No.16681366 >>16681362 Maybe. I couldn't say no to a girl who could sing that. God damn the Red Army Choir is awesome.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:43:50 2017 No.16681370 >>16681356 What takes you off the 'need to corrupt' list?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:44:24 2017 No.16681372 File: 865 KB, 1400x979, 15347843345.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does MGC have a good Casino?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:44:48 2017 No.16681374 >>16681365 >Shoggoth Marvelous.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:46:02 2017 No.16681377 >>16681370 Having lots and lots of lewd sex with one's waifu. That's all it takes!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:46:43 2017 No.16681379 >>16681372 One of the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:46:54 2017 No.16681381 >>16681372 If it's run by Scanty and Kneesocks, then no, they made a demon from money they cheated away from the residents of Daten City

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:47:46 2017 No.16681383

>>16681372
Yes. Just don't get in too deep in debt, either you may become the boytoy for a CC Tanuki mob boss, or become the breathing dildo to the Oni security crew. Depends on what part of MGC you go to.
I prefer to go to the casino outside of the city, those Thunderbirds are nice and have owned those lands forever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:49:22 2017 No.16681386 >>16681383 >spoiler Just don't believe their mumbo jumbo about it being built over a 'Thunderbird burial ground'

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:49:53 2017 No.16681387 File: 840 KB, 2554x1600, dat flourish hnnngh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16679728 All about them flourishes

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:50:01 2017 No.16681388 I want to be captured by a tribe of shortstack P'Orcs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:51:02 2017 No.16681392 >>16681387 Such lewd handwriting. I hate to say it but my handwriting is so bad that it would be the equivalent of a fat faceless old man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:52:07 2017 No.16681395 >>16681387 She looks hungry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:52:21 2017 No.16681397 >>16681387 Hnng, dat fountain pen though, how lewd Also hell yeah LN Demon pic after such a long time

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:53:44 2017 No.16681403 File: 2.59 MB, 780x330, Ema swing.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can Dark Mages be acrobatic? >>16681387 Oh baby.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:53:45 2017 No.16681404 >>16681387 It may not get much traffic, but SIGN'D has a very high paying subscriber base.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:54:47 2017 No.16681412 File: 1.89 MB, 1300x1800, 1480108761269.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16681388 I wanna be captured by a tribe of mega sized Anubi

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:55:22 2017 No.16681415 >>16681387 Too bad I have awful handwriting.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:56:11 2017 No.16681417

>>16681392
>Find some of your Demon wife's old porno vids
>"Heh, lets see what she was into"
>What looks like a gangbang vid is just a Demon around a circle of businessmen who are all signing her skin with permanent markers all over
>She looks like she's absolutely orgasmic during it

She was in a weird phase.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:56:35 2017 No.16681419 >>16681388 No worry Anon. I'll defeat them and rescue you so you can meat your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 22:57:34 2017 No.16681423 >>16681388 Little, mottled Island P'Orcs? Sounds cute.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:00:08 2017 No.16681432

>>16681412
But how could you be a slave for all of them?
They're too big for you to clean down in any reasonable sense of time.

>>16681417
We all have those.

>>16681419
But I like them.

>>16681423
Yep.
Little ones like that.
Maybe even with tiny tusks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:00:35 2017 No.16681436 >>16681388 >>16681423 A Human! Time for Yub Nub! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np6vAuS0KNs

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:01:32 2017 No.16681441 >>16681301 >I still have a very long way to go same but you've improved quite a bit snibbo, keep it up also that coloring thing you told me about for photoshop was a life saver, i forgot to thank you for that

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:01:46 2017 No.16681442 >>16681436 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iG9WVDvVd0E

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:03:11 2017 No.16681444 >>16681432 dunno but I'd also accept a herd of mega Mino and mega holsts makng me their milk slave

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:04:26 2017 No.16681448 >>16681432 Don't worry about it, anon. You'll be free from those Orcs in no time flat and will be able to meet your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:05:26 2017 No.16681452 >>16681436 Time for shortstack P'Orc cuddling by the bonfire after a feast! >>16681444 That may be too much beef for one man. >>16681448 But what if they are my waifus? Can you really separate a man from those girls?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:06:29 2017 No.16681455 >>16681388 I want to encounter a group of lonely recently awoken Automatons of assorted shapes and sizes.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:07:13 2017 No.16681458

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that there is a figure out there who watches you when you sleep, pulls up the covers on your body, keeps your pantry well stocked, and chases off the bullies.

Muscle Titania is the ultimate oneesan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:07:30 2017 No.16681459 >>16681442 B-But Yub Nub! >>16681452 >Time for shortstack P'Orc cuddling by the bonfire after a feast! A Night of celebration, for all the Piglets that captured Anon is going to give them in the future.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:07:31 2017 No.16681460
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>>16681452
>That may be too much beef for one man
I can can never have enough beef (or milk and moo-snu). I want to spend all my time beneath a milk laden, horny mega holst or mega mino

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:08:12 2017 No.16681464

>>16681452
>But what if they are my waifus?
They aren't. I'll beat them just a bit so they know to never mess with you again. Just being near them will make them fear for their lives and you'll be able to continue your waifu journey. No need to thank me.

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:10:19 2017 No.16681468

>>16681455
That would be nice too, although they may demand to use the internet to see what has happened while they were gone.

>>16681459
Oh yeah, they're going to have another whole tribe by the time we're done.

>>16681460
>>16681460
Anon please, your pelvis shouldn't be ground into naught but dust 24/7

>>16681464
....I'm calling marriage services on you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:11:58 2017 No.16681474 File: 2.38 MB, 1748x1240, 6520486.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Woah, dude!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:12:05 2017 No.16681475 >>16681458 >Muscle Titania Wh-what is this feeling?! How did I not know I wanted this? >Naive friendly sister-tier Titania >A busty, beefy bodybuilder musclegod who still acts like she's a dainty little cutie M-my dick?!

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:13:29 2017 No.16681478

>>16681468
>Anon please, your pelvis shouldn't be ground into naught but dust 24/7
yes it should, lots of big, soft mooing cows putting all their soft weight right on top of me while as thy engulf me with their bodies, with me able to hear nothing but their heartbeat and soft moos as the gently (or roughly) dom me, forcing a mssive nipple right in my mouth forcing me to drink unending streams of holst and mino milk

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:14:06 2017 No.16681482 >>16681474 God, imagine being a Fishmonger in a world with Monster Girls. You'd need a rolled-up newspaper or something to swat away all the Stray Cat Girls who try to take your fish without paying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:14:33 2017 No.16681484 >>16681474 Flabby foxes are for feeding fried tofu and impregnating. >>16681475 Give in to her. She's gonna hold your head to her chest in worry over you getting all spacey like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:18:27 2017 No.16681497 >>16681474 What does Rans milk taste like?

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:19:39 2017 No.16681505

>>16681484
>She's gonna hold your head to her chest in worry over you getting all spacey like that
My heart? And my dick? I'm so confused but so lewdcuted and aroused
I wanna play ring around the rosie with her and get practically flung for a mile while she just laughs with her eyes closed not knowing her own strength
I wanna feel my bones crush when she gives me a big friendly hug against her titanic chest and massive arms
What have you done?!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:20:08 2017 No.16681506 >>16681482 I would seduce a jinko with a torso sized tuna

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:22:42 2017 No.16681517

>>16681506
>Large chuffing Siberian Jinko browses your catch.
>Stops at a massive Tuna you landed.
>Hefts it over her shoulder and drops the money for it on the counter.
>"Y-You need a bag for that or something?" You ask.
>"Nyet." She replies in a thick accent, hauling the gigantic fish away.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:24:02 2017 No.16681527 >>16681517 How do I get her to come back?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:25:41 2017 No.16681531 >>16681527 the real question is how to get her to throw YOU over her shoulder

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:26:33 2017 No.16681533 >>16681531 Use the Mershark Fishing method of just dangling your dick around

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:27:12 2017 No.16681537 >>16681531 That's my end goal, yes >>16681533 Not very subtle

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:29:26 2017 No.16681546 >>16681505 She'd still call you big brother too

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:30:21 2017 No.16681551

>>16681533
>anon standing on the dock with his dick out waiting for the large siberian jinko to come back
>she looks at him deeply confused
>anon with a huge shit eating grin just standing there
>suddenly a massive magalodon mershark jumps out of the water, grabs anon around the waist with her teeth and pulls him over and under

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:30:27 2017 No.16681552 File: 1.48 MB, 1240x1748, 6511080.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16681497 L-like normal milk, dude!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:31:30 2017 No.16681556 >>16681552 >not posting the image where she's leaking milk through her top

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:31:31 2017 No.16681557 >>16681551 I don't want that, I'll keep my dick in my pants

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:32:00 2017 No.16681559 >>16681557 Maybe YOU don't

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:32:17 2017 No.16681561 File: 80 KB, 1024x768, 1487673951307.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16681552 I wanna taste Yuugi's milk

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:32:56 2017 No.16681564 >>16681546 HNG The physical gap moe, it's too strong!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:33:14 2017 No.16681566 >>16681559 I want a jinko, not a shark, so I'll continue to drop hints to the jinko when she comes to get tuna

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:35:15 2017 No.16681570 >>16681566 >so I'll continue to drop hints to the jinko when she comes to get tuna Just ask her if she needs help pounding that tuna whenever she comes around again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:36:28 2017 No.16681574 >>16681570 >I am not of understandings this, Fishman >making lewd finger in hole hand gestures while waggling eyebrows suggestively How do I reach dense Jinko?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:37:42 2017 No.16681581 >>16681574 Call the Eros Paladin and his Cupid wife! This is their specialty!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:38:08 2017 No.16681582 File: 77 KB, 700x479, just_take_me.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16681574 assume the position AWAY from the edge of the doc after applying ample catnip cologne

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:40:31 2017 No.16681589 >>16681581 >>16681582 I hope the position makes her sit on my face and grind that big tiger ass in my face

Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:41:49 2017 No.16681595

>>16681551

>Megalo-Mershark goes home to sisters
>Tells them the bait worked, and she caught a big one!
>The other mersharks get visibly excited
>Go to the waterproof computer
>Make posts recommending the "mershark fishing method" to anons trying to attract their waifu
>Wait at the docks to steal naive husbands

Mersharks lurk in these waters, be wary.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:43:12 2017 No.16681600 >>16681595 I see nothing wrong with this

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:48:54 2017 No.16681616 File: 274 KB, 1000x1000, 1488948534695.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16681561

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:51:56 2017 No.16681623 >>16681527 Have another large Tuna ready the next day. Chances are she'll have already eaten the one she bought.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:52:41 2017 No.16681625 >>16681616 You're fast.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:52:49 2017 No.16681626 File: 93 KB, 1024x768, 1488100935533.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16681616 just tell me damn it, I wanna dive in a grab a drink from those big oni orbs, consequences when she fully comes to be damned

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 7 23:52:58 2017 No.16681628 >>16681616 10/10, would play a children's card game with.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 00:00:46 2017 No.16681645 File: 301 KB, 1000x1000, 1488949246739.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16681626

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 00:05:30 2017 No.16681651 >>16681616 >>16681645 You are a treasure and if you have paypal I'll gladly send you some dollary-doos.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 00:06:53 2017 No.16681654 >>16681645 well played, I still wanna get dom'd by Yuugi though, or a big oni in general

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 00:45:54 2017 No.16681712 File: 353 KB, 1000x1000, 1488951954144.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16681654 >Boy. You fucked up, get ready.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 00:47:05 2017 No.16681716 >>16681712 w-will I survive?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 00:47:07 2017 No.16681717 >>16680797 This. This I want.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 00:53:53 2017 No.16681728 >>16681712 Good to see you still remember us Loen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 00:55:31 2017 No.16681731 I'm reading a book about the history of superheroes and can't help but wonder what would happen to Monster Girls if they were exposed to Weird Science Goo.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 00:58:37 2017 No.16681736

>>16681717
>Anon stumbles upon the Pharaoh swaying her hips side to side and singing in her angelic voice without a care.
>It's almost hypnotically beautiful, so much so that he doesn't notice she's stopped and noticed him sitting down and watching her.
>When anon comes to, she's bound him up and is blushing heavily while angrily asking how much he saw.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:05:56 2017 No.16681748 >>16681716 You'll survive, but you're going to be very dehydrated since the contents of your balls are going to be splattered all over her tits and womb.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:18:58 2017 No.16681760 Friendly reminder to always keep your monstergirl daughters in cages or glass boxes. Look, but don't dick!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:20:41 2017 No.16681763 >>16681616 >>16681645 >>16681712 Nice to see you back again Loen, how goes it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:23:04 2017 No.16681766 I don't see many redhead succubi around here. Am I not looking hard enough?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:26:09 2017 No.16681775 >>16681760 That can't be right.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:26:12 2017 No.16681776 File: 417 KB, 1000x939, 1396938905957.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16681766 Redheads do occur ever so rarely in nature.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:26:34 2017 No.16681777 >>16681760 >Having such poor self control that you need to imprison your fucking daughteru to stop yourself from dicking her. You disgust me as much as the actual daughteru dickers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:32:16 2017 No.16681788 >>16681775 It is. >>16681777 She'll understand when she's older.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:32:27 2017 No.16681789 How sexually frustrated would a Demon be if she signed a contract with a young boy and couldn't do anything to him until he graduated university?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:32:53 2017 No.16681790 >>16681766 Why are you looking anon? Do you want a redheaded scottish succubus in your life?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:33:54 2017 No.16681794 >>16681789 I think we've had this conversation before anon. The answer is, enough to go from smug and well kept, to basically being a frenzied yandere with constant frizzy hair.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:35:05 2017 No.16681796 >>16681788 You won't get a chance to see, I'm calling MGC Child Protective services on your ass. Daughterus are not for the aquarium box, they're for meeting a neighbor boy and becoming his childhood friend!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:35:37 2017 No.16681797 >>16681794 But that was in just the span of a few years. This is more than ten years worth of pent up aggression.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:36:41 2017 No.16681798 >>16681760 KDF/QS deserves his daughteru more than you.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:40:33 2017 No.16681800

>>16681797
The answer depends on if the contract forbids her from masturbating.
If not then she's good.
If it does, then that boy's getting 15 years of pent up ara snu unleashed on his dick.
Deepthroating, Titfucking, hand jobs, sumata, hotdogging, piledriver, reverse cowgirl, amazon position, reverse mating press, anal, missionary, doggystyle, and every other position she can think of. That boy's going to experience it all.
And if she's feeling particularly frustrated that day she'll give him a shotafication potion so she can take it out on the cute boy she seduced into signing the contract with the dick size she's been carefully cultivating for him over the years through what she fed him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:43:08 2017 No.16681805 >>16681800 I guess "no lewd stuff" would include masturbation. That boy is going to get almost 20 years of lust thrown at him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:47:07 2017 No.16681814 File: 2.88 MB, 5312x2988, cookie wurm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16679213 >>16679220 Speaking of that dad, did writefag anon ever follow up, or was it just a hoax?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:48:13 2017 No.16681816 >>16681814 What?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:50:23 2017 No.16681819 >>16681816 A few months back, some anon suspected his dad of lurking or posting in these threads. He allegedly dropped the depicted note in the cookie jar saying "C is for Cookie Wurm" and found it the next day with "D is for Druella" written on it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:50:49 2017 No.16681821 >>16681819 I see. Sounds fake.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:52:52 2017 No.16681822 >>16681728 >Dont forget. You are here forever. >>16681763 Its okay lately, I really hope to be able to hang in the threads more often. Meanwhile Im inking thick Wock thighs and coloring Automatons tummies.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:55:26 2017 No.16681827
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>>16681822
Nice, good luck with your art. May your fat cat guide you. I know you're emulating the Kenkou Cross style for the Jabberwock, will you ever try to draw your fat cat in that style someday?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 01:57:04 2017 No.16681830 >>16681827 >You'll never fuck a chubby monstergirl until her pussy's overflowing It hurts so bad.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:04:20 2017 No.16681859

>>16681827
Would love to, but in the last months made too many promises which are still on hold due to unexpected events (family, work, studies). While I cant promise anything for now, I can at least say that phat cat is one of my favourite characters together with the Automaton, she really deserves a proper drawing and not just doodles. /blog

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:11:44 2017 No.16681888 >>16681760 It would give me pain to see that. I'd never keep them in a cage or box. There's no reason to. And on top of that I'd never dick my daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:14:38 2017 No.16681891 >>16681859 Damn man. Still, it's nice to see you around and not dead at least.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:14:45 2017 No.16681892 >>16681888 not gonna lie, the way QSDF explained his daughteru's cage earlier sounded oddly appealing. Minus the locking. That was too QSDF for me but the it being a bed and connected to two rooms was interesting to say the least.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:15:51 2017 No.16681896 File: 3.67 MB, 1854x1597, 1456982819511.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Let's all take the Hunter exam together so we can get our licenses to go after these babes!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:17:40 2017 No.16681903 >>16681896 But I'm already married! I would definitely take the Hunter exam with my waifu though, that sounds like it'd be a fun time.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:19:59 2017 No.16681910

>>16681892
Yes it did sound intresting. Minus the other part. It would be nice if my daughterus had a way of getting between our bedroom and theirs. But I dunno, I might consider it.

Afterall if they want to come into our room then all they have to do is knock on the door. But the cage runs the risk of them walking into our room on something they shouldn't be seeing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:20:49 2017 No.16681912 >>16681896 >>16681903 I'm going to get raped by a shotacon Trumpart, aren't I?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:21:34 2017 No.16681914 >>16681910 >But the cage runs the risk of them walking into our room on something they shouldn't be seeing. Yeah i guess QSDF wouldn't have to worry about that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:22:11 2017 No.16681917 >>16681912 Yes. A yandere one at that!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:23:18 2017 No.16681920 >>16681917 Surely my Alp assassin friend will save me!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:23:23 2017 No.16681921 >>16681827 BIG FAT CUDDLE CAT

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:23:24 2017 No.16681922 >>16681914 Yeah, so that's why I wouldn't have the cage. Although they can knock on the door and ask to come in our room. Me and my waifu would cuddle them so much!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:25:02 2017 No.16681927 File: 853 KB, 1800x2250, 1479769828947.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16681921 >Materializes herself on a tree branch to tease someone >The branch breaks Thank goodness Cheshires don't break easy

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:25:26 2017 No.16681929 File: 77 KB, 500x700, C6UDml-VMAA9GaZ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This Ren Xiongmao is really happy that you all talked about her kind yesterday! She hopes that (you) will her help prevent her species from going extinct.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:25:46 2017 No.16681931 >>16681920 The one with a questionable, androgynous gender, but an indisputable fat feminine bottom?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:25:58 2017 No.16681932 >>16681929 Those are some fat tats.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:26:19 2017 No.16681934 >>16681931 And a totally radalicious skateboard!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:31:08 2017 No.16681953 Thick Alps.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:32:24 2017 No.16681961 >>16681953 >fat faggots No thanks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:32:53 2017 No.16681965 >>16681953 Big Gay Alp's Big Gay Boat Ride.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:34:25 2017 No.16681969 >>16681961 It ain't gay nigga >>16681965 That's what I'm talking about

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:36:20 2017 No.16681972

>>16681927
>Chubby Cheshire gets the idea to materialize near anon's window and press her absurd ass against it, then materialize on his bed when he gets a boner.
>Instead she ends up snapping a branch and ending up dangling off of anon's windowsill in the dead of night with the cold unforgiving ground beneath her.
>Anon ends up opening his window and letting her in so she doesn't fall and hurt herself.
>One thing leads to another and next thing she knows, anon's thick cock is lubed up and ramming into her tight asshole as her fat ass jiggles with every thrust and her heaving tits sway.
>Not how she intended to get here but her ahegao means she's not complaining.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:37:56 2017 No.16681976 >>16681972 Well that escalated quickly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:39:55 2017 No.16681979 >>16681976 Such is a life in MGE.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:41:40 2017 No.16681983 >>16681976 If there's a fat cat ass pressed against your window, there's only one way to get it to leave.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:42:24 2017 No.16681986

>>16681976
Well when a girl who fully intends to fuck you sneaks up to your window and almost breaks a leg trying, the adrenaline gets pumping and if that girl's a monstergirl she starts smelling really nice.
That adrenaline combined with that smell and the fact that she wanted to fuck anyway means that there's gonna be some fucking going on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:42:29 2017 No.16681987 >>16681983 Get my waifu and/or daughteru to bark her away?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:44:27 2017 No.16681992 >>16681987 If you have a waifu then fat cat ass isn't going to be a problem for you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:47:33 2017 No.16682001 >>16681992 Maybe she just got the wrong house or something. Either way, she would get the barks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:49:36 2017 No.16682005 Who needs Kunoichis when you have phat cat ass assassins?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:50:53 2017 No.16682007 >>16682005 Because ass assassins aren't real assassins, all they do is get stuck in windows and groped relentlessly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:52:01 2017 No.16682011 Can Demons be Kunoichi?

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:53:15 2017 No.16682014

>>16682005
>Anon ends up crossing someone powerful and has to go into hiding.
>Then one day his power goes out.
>He tries to peek out the window to see what's happening and is greeted by the sight of his entire window covered by massive cheshire asses and dripping cat pussies.
>Before he can react they've materialized in the house and he's being gangbanged by Cheshire assassins with face enveloping asses.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:53:19 2017 No.16682015 >>16682007 >implying that's not their goal Grope them until you get phat cat ass in your face.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 02:57:29 2017 No.16682028 >>16682011 You can always do role play my mang. >>16682014 Damn cats! They always win.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:00:50 2017 No.16682036 >>16682011 >>16682028 Kunoichi rape roleplay huh? Gonna keep that in mind. And are you going to pamper all those assassin cheshires anon? Gonna give them all a litter of cute kittens?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:08:23 2017 No.16682057 >>16682036 Fear Roleplay is always nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:13:30 2017 No.16682064 Dealing with the Cheshire assassin is a large task, some might say as large as her behind Do you have a plan to stop her madness?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:15:54 2017 No.16682068 >>16682057 Now the question is, should it be "A Demon Kunoichi sneaks in to rape a human noble" or "Human noble rapes a Demon Kunoichi who's trying to escape"? Eh, why not both? My waifu's a hedonistic switch anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:16:35 2017 No.16682070 >>16682036 Give the phat cat a cute litter of many kittens! >>16682064 I use my trap card. Waifu

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:16:43 2017 No.16682071

>>16681387
>Can't write neatly unless spend hours for a handful of pages
>Can do calligraphy much faster and still look better than the 'neat' writing

I'll be a stenographer for a Demon, all her contracts would be in Ye Olde text making it seem more mystical and official.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:17:37 2017 No.16682073 >>16682068 Personally? I'd say the first purely because it sounds the most appealing to me. But the switch sounds fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:17:56 2017 No.16682074 >>16681475 >you're already came

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:18:53 2017 No.16682078 >>16682073 Believe me, me and my Demon Waifu lean more towards the "femdom" side of things but she's not one to not let herself experience things.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:20:56 2017 No.16682081

>>16682070
>Cheshire assassin infiltrates Anon's house
>She licks her lips and goes in for the kill
>She is violently thrown out the window before she can even lay a finger on Anon
>His Dragon wife won't let a fat cat touch her precious treasure

Sounds like you have the ultimate protection

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:23:19 2017 No.16682085 >>16682081 Well I mean, depending on what kind of Dragon that is she might either throw the Cheshire out or use her like an Onahole on anon as she struggles to get away.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:29:50 2017 No.16682104 >>16682085 Aren't Dragons very possessive? I don't see one doing that unless she went full female lizard mode

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:33:15 2017 No.16682122 >>16682104 A Mayadere one who's gone full female lizard might. Breaking girls with the might of her husband's cock.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:33:21 2017 No.16682124 >>16682085 >Spoiler >>16682104 Yep, sounds like a female lizard to me. Just throw some black harpies in and neutralize the 'dragon'. Hubbie becomes free meat. It's not NTR when it happens to women.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:38:59 2017 No.16682149 >>16682124 There's just something about a powerful girl using another girl to get her husband off. It's like she doesn't see the other girl as anything other than a sex toy to be used to spice things up in the bedroom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:40:27 2017 No.16682156 >>16682149 Eh, personally I don't find cuckoldry that arousing or interesting. It's pretty weak desu

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:43:46 2017 No.16682173 >>16682156 Who said it was cuckoldry? The only way this works is if the guy has more than one waifu. Harems aren't for me, but it's possible.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:45:57 2017 No.16682182

>>16682149
>>16682122
I kind of understand where you are coming from but this is a really strange fetish
>Monster girl who is so strong and proud that she thinks no one is a threat to her
>She uses any women who approaches her as mere sextoys for her and her husband's entertainment

I guess it could work in a non-MGE setting, especially if she does it to paladin's and other women who try to disturb her, but overall it's kind of messed up

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:46:56 2017 No.16682191

>>16682173
Whatever dude. If you want to imagine your waifu letting other women fuck you while she pretends to be in charge despite the fact that she can no longer get you off, then go for it.

Keep it on the downlow though, cuckqueanery is not the thread's most favored fetish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:48:19 2017 No.16682199 >>16682191 Well if you consider harems with a pecking order to be cuckoldry I'm not exactly sure what to tell you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:50:23 2017 No.16682208 >>16682191 Again, not my fantasy. Just something I find kinda interesting.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:52:58 2017 No.16682213

>>16682199
I personally may have a bit of a black and white view on the issue. If a waifu isn't possessive and murdering every one who touches her husband she's probably a cuckquean.

Though that isn't to mention the ones that ACTUALLY sit by and let their husbands fuck other women. At that point it's pretty pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:55:37 2017 No.16682220 >>16682213 >If a waifu isn't possessive and murdering every one who touches her husband Taking it a little far aren't you? I could understand brutalizing, but murder? They're not my thing, but harems exist anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 03:59:41 2017 No.16682235 >>16682220 >Taking it a little far aren't you? It was a touch of hyperbole but it depends on the touch. A smack on the ass would probably only end with a broken limb or two.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 04:02:01 2017 No.16682246 >>16682235 I'd say tone it down to an intimidating warning first. If the girl persists, then some snapped bones to show that your waifu isn't fucking around.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 04:06:37 2017 No.16682259 >>16682246 >Passively warning a girl while she feels up your beloved Sounds like a cuck to me. The most terrifying dogs never bark, you know. I knew one once, a doberman. Real piece of work. Silent piece of work too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 04:09:42 2017 No.16682268 >>16682124 > Just throw some black harpies in and neutralize the 'dragon'. Ornithological sperm faucet bigamy best end

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 04:12:21 2017 No.16682277 File: 351 KB, 850x997, 1464885393685.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16682268 What if I were into monogamy? Would a Jubjub's husband qualify as a "faucet, sperm, producing, ornithological, for the use of"?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 04:12:22 2017 No.16682278 Stop taking the bait

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 04:14:04 2017 No.16682286 >>16682277 I want to pat the birb.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 04:15:52 2017 No.16682294 How ironic. The bait is telling you not to take itself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 04:18:00 2017 No.16682297 >>16682259 Anon, I doubt cornering a girl and threatening her through clenched teeth is "passive".

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 04:22:47 2017 No.16682305 >>16682297 >i said BACK THE FUCK OFF!? Honestly, I'd leave her at that point

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 04:24:09 2017 No.16682307 >>16682305 >If she doesn't flip out and break some limbs she's a cuck >But if she does threaten the girl giving her a chance before breaking her limbs you ditch her. I'm starting to think you don't deserve that girl anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 04:24:55 2017 No.16682310 >>16682307 >Giving chances Weak

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 04:26:45 2017 No.16682313 >>16682310 Maybe she likes the place you're in and doesn't want to get thrown out for starting a fight. Think about the time and place anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 04:27:14 2017 No.16682314 >>16682277 JubJubs are cute. Perfect for cuddling in your lap. Just don't get a boner.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 04:28:56 2017 No.16682317 >>16682081 My waifu ain't a dragon. But she'd probably not like some cat in her house who wants to suffocate her husband. Maybe she'll throw a few curses her way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 04:29:06 2017 No.16682318 >>16682313 No anon, she's reacting, not starting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 04:29:14 2017 No.16682320 File: 294 KB, 1200x1000, Z6y8uwA.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16682286 >>16682314 >TWO Anons that like Jubjubs A waifu has been dispatched to your residence, please remain calm and activate runway lights to guide her to a safe landing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 04:29:43 2017 No.16682321 I want my Demon waifu to tie me to the bed while in her skimpy lingerie, crawl on top of me and then shower me with kisses and whispers of love while I can't stop her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 04:30:15 2017 No.16682325 Wait what happened?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 04:31:20 2017 No.16682327 >>16682320 Aww that's cute. Little JubJub pilot. I'll make sure to give a clear run way for her straight into my arms.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 04:32:24 2017 No.16682328 >>16682320 I fucking love jubjubs The fact that they're so committed to oppai that they give up FLIGHT in order to get more paizuri-able tits is just arousing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 04:33:02 2017 No.16682331 Oneesan hour Post Oneesan

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 04:37:12 2017 No.16682340 File: 527 KB, 1150x1300, 1421829247701.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16682331 Getting drunk for the first time with cool nee-san!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 04:38:47 2017 No.16682342 >>16682317 >Cheshire gets cursed to have a small ass Your waifu is way too evil >>16682321 You are contractually obligated to kiss her back and tell her how much you love her too Good luck handling your blueberry wife

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 04:38:50 2017 No.16682343 File: 887 KB, 660x861, hey cherry boy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16682340 Getting drunk for the first time with Oni-san!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 04:40:19 2017 No.16682345 >>16682343 Pettan, pettan tsurupettan~

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 04:40:40 2017 No.16682346 >>16682342 I would if I weren't bound and gagged!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 04:50:19 2017 No.16682366 >>16682342 >>Cheshire gets cursed to have a small ass For some reason I can imagine her actually doing that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 04:51:22 2017 No.16682367 >>16682328 Such great girls. Always been on my top list.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 04:54:22 2017 No.16682374 File: 2.20 MB, 2007x2480, IMG_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16682331 I love my Jabberwock Onee san! >>16682340 That would be so much fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 05:01:41 2017 No.16682391 >>16682321 But anon, will she cover you in lipstick marks from the kisses? Because if so then that's the perfect fantasy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 05:03:28 2017 No.16682393 >>16682391 Well yeah. And she changes the colors as she goes down. It starts with white at the face and ends with black at the cock with all seven colors of the rainbow in between. Black lipstick is objectively the best for blowjobs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 05:04:59 2017 No.16682395 >>16682393 Getting tied up and teased by our waifu all over is god tier. Lipstick just makes it that much better. Amazing what demon realm lipstick can do.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 05:06:19 2017 No.16682396

>>16682331
I want a clumsy Unagi-Joro onee-san who is somehow a master cook

>>16682346
SLUT
What next? Is she going to sit on your face after handcuffing you?

>>16682366
No one would ever bother you again if she does it
Ass shrinkage has to be one of the most evil things monster girls can do to one another

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 05:07:30 2017 No.16682402 >>16682396 Well other than >>16682393 ? Snuggling mostly. She's weak to romantic shit but she also knows I'm equally as weak.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 05:07:38 2017 No.16682403 >>16682393 >>16682395 Jesus, that rainbow coloured oral prompt really got you thinking, huh? I'd go to work with multicolored hickies on my face and neck, and wear them with pride!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 05:07:54 2017 No.16682404 >>16682396 It's pretty evil. But then again, trying I sit on a taken man's face is pretty evil. And that Unagi Joro Onee san sounds cute! Such a lucky Otouto you are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 05:09:27 2017 No.16682412 >>16682403 Personally I'd love lipstick marks coupled with neck biting from my waifu. Sounds hot to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 05:19:21 2017 No.16682434 bloodplay

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 05:21:01 2017 No.16682437 >>16682434 Best done with kumihos.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 05:21:59 2017 No.16682440 File: 151 KB, 700x688, 1453675463636.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16682434 Explain.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 05:22:21 2017 No.16682441

>>16682434
Yes. But not as much as a vampfu fag. Just a little when biting the neck, maybe drawing a few drops that trickle down from my neck. Maybe she could lick it up?

Then again I imagine vampfu fags not seeing any blood trickle down from their neck because their waifu drinks it all up. Not leaving a drop.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 05:23:17 2017 No.16682442 >>16682440 Vampires trying to be gentle and kind is the best thing ever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 05:23:56 2017 No.16682444 Fat spider bottom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 05:25:06 2017 No.16682449 >>16682444 Depends what we're talking. Maybe a Atlach Nacha's husband is thicc in spider form?

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 05:25:34 2017 No.16682451

>"Yes, I'm a succubus. You don't like that?
>You expected some fancy eastern girl?
>'Oh delicious brown! Scales! Fur! Oh-la-la how I want to fall asleep in her giant paws!'
>Well, I can't provide that. I'm just one more normal girl who isn't half animal or horror of the night. Whore of the night, yes, but that's hardly a rare commodity these days.
>Luck saw fit to make me in our Lord's image and that's what I can offer. The best vanilla lay this side of Tartarus.
>Deal with that, because I do. And I love you."

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 05:28:26 2017 No.16682460 >>16682451 >>'Oh delicious brown! Scales! Fur! Oh-la-la how I want to fall asleep in her giant paws!' How does she read my mind like that? I guess I'll tell her I'm sorry but I'm taken.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 05:29:12 2017 No.16682461

>>16682403
God, now you've got me thinking about that.
>"Hey anon, why don't you let me mark you before you go to work?"
>Oh-ho no, not again. One of my co-workers almost saw last time.
>"Are you suuuure~? Because if you do it I'll wear my sexiest costumes and let you do whatever you want to me all night long~"
>Dear, you were going to wear the Morrigan costume alrea-
>"No not ~just~ the Morrigan one."
>Y-you mean...
>"Mmm-hmm~"
>That's not fair, that's cheating.
>"All's fair in love and fetishes anon~ So do we have a deal? You go to work with my marks under your clothes and when you get back, I'll be waiting for you and your dick~ All twelve of me~"

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 05:30:07 2017 No.16682466 >>16682451 I actually like succubi tho.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 05:31:10 2017 No.16682471 >>16682449 We're talking butt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 05:32:15 2017 No.16682475 >>16682461 Now that's what I'm fucking talking about. Having your wife bribe you like that. And I love the idea of her marking you and trying to hide it all day. Just don't let anyone find you with lipstick on your shirt collar.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 05:33:37 2017 No.16682479 >>16682471 Yeah. Big thicc eldritch spider butt. Or abdomen or whatever you call it.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 05:34:21 2017 No.16682481

>>16682402
>Spoiler
Just how far will your sluttery take you?
Will you both wear one of those cheesy t-shirts that has a picture of you in a heart?

>>16682403
>>16682412
Other monster girls are going to be so jealous if you walk around with visible kiss and bite marks

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 05:34:54 2017 No.16682483
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>>16682442
That it is. I suspect this might have been the piece that planted the seed for my love of MGs.

>>16682461
>>16682475
It's excellent, isn't it? Just one problem: under your clothes?

Lads, you're going to work with kissmarks all over your face and exposed neck or you're going home.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 05:36:10 2017 No.16682485 File: 2.72 MB, 2480x3508, 1479138531127.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What man can overcome her Dance Macabre Hair?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 05:37:15 2017 No.16682490 >>16682483 I'd walk to work with bite marks and a little blood all over my body, the blood would stain the shirt and people would ask what it is. I love being marked by my waifu

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 05:38:35 2017 No.16682494

>>16682481
No, but we have arm bands with each other's names on them.
And I'm always a slut for my waifu.

>>16682483
>Just one problem: under your clothes?
Well when you work as a teacher in MGC, you've gotta try to keep your hormonal students from tearing off your shirt in class.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 05:38:54 2017 No.16682496 >>16682481 They'd all be 'miring at her ownership of me.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 05:40:18 2017 No.16682501

>>16682444
Spider butt is only second to lamiass

As an aside, I've been seriously considering commissioning a picture of Atlach-Nacha with a big emphasis on her butt

>>16682485
Kejourou is a top tier vanilla species, too bad only a few people love her

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 05:43:14 2017 No.16682504

>>16682494
>you've gotta try to keep your hormonal students from tearing off your shirt in class.
Then my suggestion should pose no problem! It will show that you have been claimed by your waifu, deterring them from jumping you.

I pity poor Jimmy sitting at the protagonist desk though. He'll have to bear the brunt of their arousal.

>>16682490
Be careful to avoid bonnet-tippers though, they'd surely report a case of domestic abuse.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 05:45:48 2017 No.16682506 >>16682501 The problem is she's TOO vanilla for most people. Like not-even-cosplay-tier vanilla.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 05:46:37 2017 No.16682507 >>16682504 Well when you can only find work at an all girls school you run into the problem of having no jimmy to take the blow for you. And I have to be presentable if I want to keep the job so so obvious markings.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 05:46:40 2017 No.16682508 >>16682506 If you have a hair fetish I don't think that matters.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 05:48:21 2017 No.16682512

>>16682504
>I pity poor Jimmy sitting at the protagonist desk though. He'll have to bear the brunt of their arousal.
>all the girls turn to Jimmy with heavy breath and heart pupils

Poor Jimmy.

>Be careful to avoid bonnet-tippers though, they'd surely report a case of domestic abuse.

I sure will.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 05:48:35 2017 No.16682514 >>16682508 Now tell me how common that fetish is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 05:56:33 2017 No.16682526 >>16682501 One of the few reporting. Kejourou ticks so many of my boxes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 06:00:22 2017 No.16682532 >>16682494 >Spoiler But are you slut enough to take her on a romantic date? >>16682526 Do you prefer her lovey dovey or do you prefer the more creepy traditional depiction of Kejourou? And then there is the whole prostitution aspect too

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 06:23:55 2017 No.16682568 >>16682501 >Kejourou Was in my top five before shoggoth bumped her off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 06:27:02 2017 No.16682574 >>16682441 I wonder if the taste of blood quickly matures or something to the delicate tastes of a vampire. Like, what if your vampfu's favorite was "Blood which has dried in room temperature air for 5 mins on husband's skin"?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 06:34:40 2017 No.16682594 http://imgur.com/fmZCUub >2 different hands Sllllluuuuuuttttt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 06:37:42 2017 No.16682602 >>16682594 Traaaaaaaaaaash.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 06:38:24 2017 No.16682606 >>16682594 >tfw you will never receive headpats and prostate stimulation from a Raiju

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 06:38:44 2017 No.16682607 >>16682574 Vampires are connoisseurs of blood.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 06:39:40 2017 No.16682610 >>16682594 Old. Have to say I wouldn't mind spit roasting a raiju and leaving the next morning though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 06:40:44 2017 No.16682614 >>16682610 Sluts are not to be given the pleasure they want. They want that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 06:42:19 2017 No.16682617 >>16682614 >t. sadist

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 06:42:58 2017 No.16682618 >>16682614 That's right. Sluts are to be tied up, and denied orgasms. It's the proper thing to do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 06:43:43 2017 No.16682619 >>16682617 No. I'm just protecting people from dirty used goods sluts who just want cock.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 06:44:12 2017 No.16682622 File: 146 KB, 1133x1000, how to train your wolfgirl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16682618

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 06:44:28 2017 No.16682624 >>16682594 >>16682602 >implying her husband didn't use a doppelganger potion

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 06:46:28 2017 No.16682630 >>16682614 >They want that. So do I, if getting that pleasure means dping a raiju after a few drinks then I won't turn it down. I just wouldn't marry her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 06:46:39 2017 No.16682632 >>16682622 I really dislike male dom. But something makes me want to do this to my waifu, if she was fully ok with it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 06:47:57 2017 No.16682636 >>16682624 >having a waifu that wants to be used by several people, regardless. My point stands. Even if that is an alright explanation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 06:48:15 2017 No.16682637 >>16682622 Dogs are such a pain when they're in heat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 06:48:33 2017 No.16682638 >>16682606 >Electric prostate stim from a raiju Don't even care if it alps me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 06:49:07 2017 No.16682642 >>16682636 That's why I dislike doppel ganger potions. Even if I feel everything and they're all me. It would always look like multiple men in my eyes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 06:49:22 2017 No.16682644 >>16682638 Anon, getting your cumpump boosted isn't gay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 06:50:09 2017 No.16682647 >>16682638 That's actually kinda hot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 06:50:29 2017 No.16682649 >>16682644 With how some people around here react to it, you'd think it was.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 06:51:25 2017 No.16682652

>>16682594
Raijus are great though I feel that people dismiss most if not the entirety of their profile
I guess it's better that they receive some amount of love for their design alone rather than join the forgotten club with her sister in soul Thunderbird

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 06:53:54 2017 No.16682658 >>16682652 Well, to be fair, thunderbirds are cunts, so it's not like they deserve any content. I don't really have much issue with Raiju in general, though. Thunderdogs just aren't very captivating.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 06:54:39 2017 No.16682660 >>16682652 What is there not to consider? She just likes strumming herself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 06:55:49 2017 No.16682661 File: 239 KB, 1050x825, 48e6d973ae8b5eb7a1e034aa3451ca99.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16682658 >Well, to be fair, thunderbirds are cunts You take that back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 07:01:28 2017 No.16682680 >>16682532 I prefer her mature woman, who knows what she wants. I don't mind the occasional fearboner either.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 07:05:29 2017 No.16682690 >>16682652 I like how both Raiju and Thunderbird look like. Would spark plugs with them, but wouldn't take it all the way to marriage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 07:06:17 2017 No.16682693 >>16676651 Lonely Yetis have to hug daki pillows and grind against them to get off, don't leave a Yeti out in the cold if she's looking at you with heart pupils

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 07:06:30 2017 No.16682695

>>16682658
>>16682660
Thunderbirds are cute
Sure they might be a bit rough during sex and rape you too hard, but don't you find it cute that they tend to rape you so hard that they will cause themselves to overcharge?

>Thunderdogs just aren't very captivating.
>She just likes strumming herself.
She is a giga lewd violent rapist that builds up current from sex, what is not to love about that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 07:13:18 2017 No.16682713 Do monsters have an innate knowledge of language or is it learned?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 07:14:54 2017 No.16682716 >>16682713 they know human males every words means yes.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 07:17:12 2017 No.16682722

>>16682713
I hope it's learned because I have two types of situations I really like.

The first is a wild hellhound who doesn't know a single word but knows she wants the man in front of her and the second is a weeb fantasy about an oomukade who can only speak japanese but you both try to overcome the language barrier together.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 07:18:49 2017 No.16682725 >>16682713 Logic would dictate that it is learned If it is innate then you need an explanation, like them knowing language through their link to the DL or the existence of a god of language

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 07:23:52 2017 No.16682728 >>16682722 language barrier fantasies are cute. I want to break the barrier with Blue Oni through power of mathematics. Or use alcohol as universal cheat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 07:24:05 2017 No.16682729 >>16682725 The link to the DL giving them language is what I had assumed. There's a lot of very isolated species living in very remote places that would have had no other way to learn language without it being provided to them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 07:30:38 2017 No.16682745 >>16682728 >Guys are idiots no matter what language they speak, huh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 07:31:13 2017 No.16682749 >>16682728 "One plus one equals?" "Between three and twenty." "How?" "Daughterus."

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 07:33:12 2017 No.16682754 >>16682728 Understanding through alcohol is cute, neither of you know what the other one is saying but know that you're enjoying alcohol in the company of each other and can vaguely judge intentions via tone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 07:35:37 2017 No.16682761 >>16682713 >>16682728 My favorite language barrier fantasy is the poor little white boy and his Ochimusha protector he doesn't understand

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 07:36:32 2017 No.16682764 >>16680797 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x2jipsTqM8

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 07:49:20 2017 No.16682801 >>16682745 The first things I would teach a monster how to say are "I want to fuck", "I'm cumming!" and the name of sex positions.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 07:54:59 2017 No.16682822 What does a monstergirl have to text or send you to get you calling off work early and racing home to get your lewd on with her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 07:56:07 2017 No.16682826 >>16682822 Honey I shrunk the kids!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 07:58:47 2017 No.16682833 >>16682822 Something about being lonely and cooking in nothing but an apron.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 07:59:42 2017 No.16682834 >>16682822 i'm lonely and horny front door is unlocked

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 08:04:14 2017 No.16682844 >>16682822 >I'm in heat

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 08:04:24 2017 No.16682845 File: 613 KB, 1407x1346, cow tipsy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16682822 >"Wanna learn something new?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 08:07:27 2017 No.16682856 >>16682822 >"The shipment from Husbinders.com is here. Shall we open it together?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 08:10:48 2017 No.16682865 >>16682856 Is it a collar?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 08:12:09 2017 No.16682868 >>16682865 That and much much more.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 08:14:43 2017 No.16682871 >>16682868 If it was the whole set the whole company would go home or to a bar to commemorate. Congratulations on becoming a full fledged ultimate slut, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 08:17:27 2017 No.16682879 >>16682845 and with this picture, I felt my life completed.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 08:18:20 2017 No.16682880

>>16682728
Now I have a cute fantasy of a language barrier between me and my waifu. Would be fun learning each other's language and I've always wanted to learn her language/have 2 languages. And I bet she'd like to learn my for the prowess of understanding and knowledge.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 08:24:17 2017 No.16682895 >>16682822 >My fangs are wet, my fur is scruffy and the schedule is clear for 3 hours.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 08:24:57 2017 No.16682896 >>16682879 >Take asses, shake those steaks, get messy! And then Anon woke up as a guest star on The Magic Bangbus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 08:34:52 2017 No.16682918 >>16682856 That sounds hot. I'd definitely order a shipment of bondage gear, sensory deprivation gear and collars from them. I wonder if they also make cute little no sex collars.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 08:35:57 2017 No.16682921

>>16682880
>I've always wanted to learn her language/have 2 languages
Reminds me of an idea I had for a Satyros a while back
>fluent in seven different languages
>a master mixologist
>wears suits made by the kingdom's top tailor
>so seductive she could turn gay men straight or straight women gay
>but instead she wants (you)
I'm not sure if I could prevent myself from submitting to her within 10 seconds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 08:38:13 2017 No.16682927 >>16682921 That satyros sounds classy and fancy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 08:53:13 2017 No.16682959 >>16682918 They would sell anything you could ever want and more anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 08:58:27 2017 No.16682974 >>16682959 That sounds like some superb service. Any specialty items? How's the service? Do they tend to all kinds of husband? How fast is the delivery?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 09:00:18 2017 No.16682980 >>16682974 Yes, costs extra, small company excellent, don't serve minors, and magic delivery speeds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 09:03:31 2017 No.16682993 >>16682980 >don't serve minors Poor shotas.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 09:05:09 2017 No.16682997 >>16682993 They just need to get their oneesans to order it for them. I mean, someone over legal age is ordering it and shotafication cookies exist, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 09:10:03 2017 No.16683006 >>16682997 Everyone wins. So the point of this company is to sell husband related items to husbands everywhere? I wonder if some Tanuki who owns it is swimming in money.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 09:13:32 2017 No.16683019 What MG has the weirdest kink/fetish? >KDFSilver need not apply

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 09:14:54 2017 No.16683024 >>16683019 To be honest, if we're looking at if in a normies eyes. They'd find monster girls weird. But really it would probably be Vampire. Blood play really freaks a lot of people out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 09:16:20 2017 No.16683029 >>16683019 Do you smell that? It's the diamond cards, they are laughing at us.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 09:18:24 2017 No.16683033 >>16682822 All she'd have to do is send me a lewd photo while she holds the phone with her tail somehow. Preferably, the message attached would be, "I've been a bad girl"

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 09:18:39 2017 No.16683034 >>16683006 It started as a bondage only company but expanded when the profits surged beyond the shekel breaking point.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 09:20:49 2017 No.16683040

>>16683019
Diamond trumparts, the bestiality was just one example of how deviant they are.

Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if one used a doppleganger potion on her husband, turned one of his clones into a girl via gender swap potion and had them both fucked side by side with the rest of the clones being dogs.
Wonderland, not even once.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 09:20:51 2017 No.16683041 >>16683033 That's lewd. You better go home and punish her. >>16683034 Can I buy a mug on the website saying "World's Big Cumpup"

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 09:21:59 2017 No.16683046 >>16683041 Best*

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 09:24:58 2017 No.16683061 >>16683041 Of course you can.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 09:26:13 2017 No.16683064 >>16683019 Diamond Trumparts are into everything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 09:27:43 2017 No.16683065 >>16683041 Considering that I just imagined her on her knees only in a short apron that barely covers her lady bits while being covered in chocolate syrup and whip cream, she needs a good spanking

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 09:32:17 2017 No.16683076 >>16683064 Why are they like that? There is no mythological thing attached to it right? Or did KC just say "let's create the most degenerate girl" for the sake of the people who have those fetishes?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 09:33:20 2017 No.16683079 >>16683065 She sounds lewd anon. But how are you going to get the syrup off?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 09:33:31 2017 No.16683082 >>16683019 Akanames and their fetish of licking you clean

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 09:34:34 2017 No.16683088 >>16683076 It's wonderland, it has always been the place for weird stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 09:38:29 2017 No.16683105 >>16683088 Atleast KC hit the mark on wonderland being weird. And I actually like a lot of Wonderland Girls, they're cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 09:39:53 2017 No.16683107 >>16683079 Well, it's still slick on her high-temp body, so there's only one way to get it off. By licking it off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 09:42:13 2017 No.16683111 >>16683105 I actually quite like most the wonderland girls and wonderland itself. I wouldn't mind trying out all the different potions and fruits with a Cheshire or Jubjub, even if only for experimental reasons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 09:46:35 2017 No.16683131 >diamonds are the only trumparts without art what a shame

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 09:47:37 2017 No.16683134

>>16683040
>Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if one used a doppleganger potion on her husband, turned one of his clones into a girl via gender swap potion and had them both fucked side by side with the rest of the clones being dogs.
And it was at this point I realized I should probably just stay in the normal demon realm and have sex with my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 09:48:30 2017 No.16683137 >>16683134 You must be crazy if you ever thought about going to wonderland.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 09:48:41 2017 No.16683138 >>16683111 Same anon. It's a quirky and nice idea.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 09:50:12 2017 No.16683143 who would take doppleganger potion just to shitpost with twice the efficiency?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 09:50:43 2017 No.16683147 >>16682822 >anon I found your conspiracy theories, I read them, but I wanna hear more about them from you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 09:51:36 2017 No.16683150 >>16683143 Cheshires. Then you fuck all of them in the ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 09:53:13 2017 No.16683159 >>16683143 *who of you, if I bothered to spellcheck my shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 10:00:30 2017 No.16683183 >>16682822 She doesn't tell me, she pounces on me when I come home, tearing my clothes off and ravaging me

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 10:00:59 2017 No.16683186 >>16683143 That would just result in me calling myself a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 10:38:09 2017 No.16683333 Ded.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 10:42:01 2017 No.16683347 File: 1.16 MB, 827x1220, __cheety_and_lyna_show_by_rock_drawn_by_omutsu_shina94__196ab5f8176c918b27b3ae08340129eb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16683333 Maybe a muscular cat will wake things up in here

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 10:42:51 2017 No.16683351 >>16683333 Everyone is relaxing with their waifus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 10:44:50 2017 No.16683360 >>16683333 No time to fuck around. Watching the Wire for the first time. I've been thinking about what characters would be what, though, so there's that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 10:46:16 2017 No.16683363 File: 352 KB, 606x777, 1404039003190.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16683347 I wouldn't mind a Jinko waking me up with breakfast in bed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 10:47:05 2017 No.16683367 File: 691 KB, 744x1052, 1445223563358.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16683333 Undead waifus

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 10:47:35 2017 No.16683368 >>16683333 Not much to say now, really apart from getting good and doing it for her at stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 10:48:13 2017 No.16683375 >>16683367 cleavage- or underbood-window on clothing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 10:49:15 2017 No.16683378 >>16683363 Be careful, she is going to sneak protein powder in your pancakes Or maybe she is the kind that wants a weak husband?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 10:53:18 2017 No.16683393 >>16683378 I like the idea of a strong and silent type that likes doing the protecting. She might bring breakfast in bed but she would be a little awkward about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 11:11:08 2017 No.16683447 >>16683333 The thread is absorbing energy to grow the portals. That's why we aren't posting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 11:12:28 2017 No.16683454 >>16683363 The muscles on my waifu make me weak at the knees! >>16683378 I like the idea of my waifu be a lot stronger than me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 11:12:38 2017 No.16683455 >>16683333 clearly horns are missing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 11:13:54 2017 No.16683459 >>16683455 My waifu has horns this big!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 11:14:43 2017 No.16683460 Why are brown girls so great?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 11:14:46 2017 No.16683462 >>16683459 Well my waifu has ears this tall!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 11:15:14 2017 No.16683465 >>16683375 There's only one true answer. both____

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 11:15:48 2017 No.16683469 >>16683460 It's a mystery. Some say their superiority comes from the taste of their skin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 11:20:06 2017 No.16683481 >>16683469 I'm a boyslut who will lick the tummy of any brown girl who asks!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 11:22:25 2017 No.16683486 >>16683465 but that just a belt then, not a shirt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 11:24:19 2017 No.16683493 >>16683486 Maybe she is an JRPG character? Belt can even be shoes.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 11:26:00 2017 No.16683501

>>16683481
Same anon! I love brown tummies and I'm an absolute slut for it. My waifu doesn't even need to ask and I'd be cleaning her tummy. But I'd make sure she's ok with it, she may be a little stressed.

But it's a good thing another anon like you has such patrician taste and the polite attitude to ask before doing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 11:29:20 2017 No.16683512 >>16683019 A Jubjub would let you do anything as long as you never take your dick out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 11:30:38 2017 No.16683516 >>16683460 you meant brown girls with horns.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 11:32:06 2017 No.16683521 >>16683516 I envy dragon fags a little. They get to polish and rub their waifu's horns.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 11:32:43 2017 No.16683522 >>16683460 their skin tastes like belgian choclate

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 11:37:07 2017 No.16683540 >>16683378 I wanna get stronger than my jinko wife!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 11:37:11 2017 No.16683541 >>16683019 >>KDFSilver need not apply Aww.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 11:39:12 2017 No.16683548 An Apophis snake body probably feels nice to massage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 11:39:26 2017 No.16683549 >>16683521 All horns are cute, but I like oni and succ horns the most.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 11:39:36 2017 No.16683551 File: 1.69 MB, 2000x1600, 1486783166098.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16683460 Because Skin Contrast

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 11:39:44 2017 No.16683552
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>>16683333
I'm on vacation at a beach! So no posting or recolors from me the next few days. I swear if Naav opens commissions while I'm gone I'm gonna blow a gasket.
Enjoy the thought of your waifu in a string bikini asking you to lube her up, thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 11:44:39 2017 No.16683567 >>16683549 That's respectable anon. Oni horns and succubus horns are nice. Although I imagine a succubus would call them "handlebars"

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 11:45:08 2017 No.16683571 >>16683019 This question makes me realize how far my definition of "vanilla" has stretched.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 11:46:43 2017 No.16683573

>>16683551
Workers are cute! And Jabberwock fag and his waifu look cute!

>>16683552
See you Demonfag. You'll be missed for a few days and I hope you have a lovely time on the beach.

Hey, maybe you'll turn around to find your waifu asking you to put lotion on her back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 11:49:07 2017 No.16683577 >>16683571 Some would consider monster girls themselves to be a degenerate fetish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 11:49:45 2017 No.16683579 >>16683577 fucking normies

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 11:51:20 2017 No.16683584 >>16683579 I can't blame them really. It's not something that's for everyone. It soon will be, when the portals open. >Human girls on suicide watch

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 11:52:46 2017 No.16683591 >>16683573 He'd need quite a big bottle of lotion to cover all ten feet of her Though the thought of scantily clad demons and succubi teasing at the beach is pretty hard to deny as amazing

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 11:53:30 2017 No.16683595 >>16683577 It's pretty funny, because I remember shemales being one of the most prominent closet fetishes around the time the internet became a thing. So yeah, people are full of shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 11:53:55 2017 No.16683596 >>16683584 >human girls corrupting on mass after they realize they stand no chance against monster girls

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 11:55:42 2017 No.16683601

>>16683591
They'd probably be lying in a seductive position while calling cute boys walking by over. Watch out for beach demons and succubi.

And it's pretty cute to imagine a giant demon sit on a towel that just covers her abdomen while giant demonfag rubs lotion in her back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 11:56:33 2017 No.16683605 >>16683567 they are multipurpose you know. And of course, they are very pleasing aesthetically. >>16683584 As long as human girls don't grew horns they'll be forever inferior.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 11:56:33 2017 No.16683606 >>16683601 I bet it takes a whole day to oil her up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 11:57:42 2017 No.16683611 >>16683596 That would be pretty funny to see.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 11:59:10 2017 No.16683616 >>16683606 But I bet demonfag does it for her. Such a good giant.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 11:59:15 2017 No.16683617
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>>16683596
I would probably capitalize on their inferiority complex a few times, pumping and dumping them until I found a Jinko to hold me tight.
When the human girls ask why I leave, I'll tell them to gain a foot and a half and 150 lbs of muscle

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 11:59:59 2017 No.16683622 >>16683601 What color does a bluish purpleish demon tan?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:01:11 2017 No.16683625 >>16683617 >being a slut >>16683622 Grape. She'll look like an Apophis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:02:02 2017 No.16683628 >>16683616 I bet there is a "do it for her" sign on her back that he looks at before continuing his quest to oil up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:03:15 2017 No.16683633 >>16683552 >Enjoy the thought of your waifu in a string bikini asking you to lube her up, thread. Would be pretty interesting to see an Ushi-Oni in a string bikini.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:03:35 2017 No.16683635 >>16683601 >>16683616 No callin me giant when I'm unable to retort ya bastard >>16683606 >>16683616 >>16683628 Well I know what I'm daydreaming about for the next couple hours.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:03:41 2017 No.16683637 >>16683625 Not so much sluttiness as it is enacting vengeance with my dick. In addition to wanting a big girl for me to hold me and a protect me, I'm a bit of a sadist too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:04:28 2017 No.16683638 >>16683622 Some anon once had the idea that purple is the brown for blue demons. >little purple girls are the best

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:05:54 2017 No.16683646 >>16683552 >Your waifu in a string bikini asking you to lube her up How's a man supposed to not take advantage of his waifu's tan, lubed up body?

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:07:24 2017 No.16683651

>>16683635
>No callin me giant when I'm unable to retort ya bastard

Go on say it. Say that word and bring back your past you so desperately try to run from! Say the word every giant does.

Just kidding demonfag. You're nice and I'm just a bully for calling you that. Sorry. Have a wonderful time and I hope your waifu does come to you when you're relaxing on holiday.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:09:37 2017 No.16683656 >>16683637 That's ok anon. Your Jinko won't judge you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:10:24 2017 No.16683657 >>16683656 T-thanks

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:11:57 2017 No.16683660 >>16683635 don't daydream too close to the tide, waves may wash a mershark or a kraken to the shore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:13:54 2017 No.16683666 File: 532 KB, 1280x6479, sex-ed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is Zelda /ourguy/?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:19:25 2017 No.16683676 >>16683666 >kidnapped by a brown girl with abs and nursed to health Sounds alright to me

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:20:21 2017 No.16683681

>>16683019
>>16683571

Well here's your answer.

>>16683584
>>16683596
>>16683611
>>16683617
>>16683637

The almost sadistic desire to see large amounts of women twist and corrupt their bodies and minds in a desperate attempt to gain happiness and companionship just because a selection of weeaboos wasn't able to find that same happiness and companionship is not only ironic to the point of being painful but also really, REALLY fucked up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:21:15 2017 No.16683683 >>16683666 Is it really kidnapping if you want to go with her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:23:24 2017 No.16683690 >>16683681 I mean, it's not fucked up since they're going to love their husbands and be loved by their husband. Also they're being improved.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:23:30 2017 No.16683691 >>16683681 It would be impossible for me not to laugh, I'm a bad person

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:24:25 2017 No.16683695 >>16683681 Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:24:46 2017 No.16683696 >>16683666 Riju is the only attractive Gerudo since she doesn't have the overbearingly large schnozz like the rest of her race.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:25:24 2017 No.16683699 >>16682632 Why do you dislike male dom anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:27:50 2017 No.16683709 >>16683699 Not him, but its often depicted in such a mean way, and if I self insert I can't image myself treating someone like that.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:29:15 2017 No.16683713

>>16683690
Debatable. An ushi oni/slime parasite is the very opposite of an improvement. And no, the woman would not be happier as a vapid, thoughtless sex machine. Maybe something that still has free will, but not everyone gets to choose.

>>16683691
We know

>>16683695
Fuck you

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:31:32 2017 No.16683717 >>16683695 >>16683713 Damnit the Mars symbol doesn't register on jp Also I should add most people want to find someone who will love them as they are. You know, people like you

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:31:38 2017 No.16683718 >>16683713 Ah fuck you leather man Maybe you and I should settle it right here in the demon realm if you think you're tough

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:32:24 2017 No.16683720 >>16683460 We should test a white chocolate Yeti with brown fur to see if the cuddle levels are similar

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:33:32 2017 No.16683724 >>16683709 pretty sure that the truly mean stuff is just bait.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:34:08 2017 No.16683726 >>16683681 >The almost sadistic desire to see large amounts of women twist and corrupt their bodies and minds in a desperate attempt to gain happiness and companionship I want to see them do that and get rejected anyway, fuck 3dpd women.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:36:06 2017 No.16683732
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>It is not uncommon for slime family monsters to feed their husband a portion of their own body. However, since they fundamentally hate it when anyone other than their husband consumes their body, it’s a bit difficult for humans other than their husbands to obtain “slime jelly”. For that reason, if one wants to get jelly from them, it's best to either sneak close without them noticing and collect a small amount of the excess slime, or negotiate with their husband to get him to convince them.

How would you convince your slime wife to share some jelly? Or if you were the one seeking it how would you steal/negotiate for it? Keep in mind the best methods vary depending on the slime's race and intelligence.

It may pay to research the article in full: http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Slime_Jelly

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:37:24 2017 No.16683739 >>16683726 Anon pls this is a monstergirl thread not r9k >>16683732 Carve it out with a soup ladle or ice cream scoop

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:39:47 2017 No.16683744 >>16683681 There is absolutely nothing wrong with corruption.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:40:01 2017 No.16683745 >I'll never dance with a Devil in the Pale Moonlight >I can't get dancing right Fuck my two right feet.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:40:53 2017 No.16683746

>>16682532
>But are you slut enough to take her on a romantic date?
Only every night of my life. Most of them are still house dates but they're all comfy as fuck.

>>16683696
Anon if you don't want the nose you're attracted to /fit/ brown girls not Gerudo.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:41:17 2017 No.16683749

>>16683699
I don't like the idea of treating my waifu like she's second hand. And I don't want my waifu to only be there for my pleasure. It's hard to put into words but for the more extreme stuff >>16683709 said it just right.

I couldn't bring myself to treat my waifu like that. But then again I feel guilty being the sub because I imagine my waifu wanting me to dominate her but me being relcutant to. So I feel as if I couldn't fulfil her needs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:41:36 2017 No.16683750 >>16683744 In that case I'm going to corrupt you into a monsterboy

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:42:05 2017 No.16683752 >>16683745 anon alcohol thats it, I'm not even joking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:45:15 2017 No.16683762 >>16683750 Not an argument. I she wants to become a monstergirl to be happy, there's nothing wrong with that.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:45:51 2017 No.16683764

>>16683750
That's not how Corruption works anon.
Corruption is whispering words into a girl's ear to get her to take a bite of that sweet fruit to win the heart of her beloved.
Corruption is standing amidst the Demonic Energy of a Dark Matter and assuring those caught in it that this isn't the end but a new beginning.
Corruption is speaking tempting words to convince men to go seek out certain types of monstergirls to try and find a girl who will re-enact those words with him.
Corruption is leading others down the path of sex and the love of monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:46:34 2017 No.16683767 File: 81 KB, 816x1199, C6W0cGlXQAI9swp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Sub is drawing FGO stuff Here's hoping he draws a tittymonster Tamambo and pear-shaped Shuten-douji.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:48:34 2017 No.16683773 >>16683767 Cutest berserker. second costume a best.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:48:43 2017 No.16683774 >>16683767 I hope he does Shuten-douji too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:49:35 2017 No.16683777 File: 482 KB, 808x1000, Pharaoh 1437191915852.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16680792 Pharaoh's "Making of" got translated? I don't suppose someone could post it or hint at where to find it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:50:26 2017 No.16683780 >>16683732 Remember that it is not safe to eat shogg jelly. If you eat too much of it you might transform and go insane too, though it sells for a high price. Monster parts are like drugs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:50:54 2017 No.16683781 File: 199 KB, 354x600, 1457365668169.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16683777 Gimme a sec.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:51:53 2017 No.16683785 >>16683780 Monster girls are our drugs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:53:05 2017 No.16683791 >>16681228 >I have fourth degree burns all over my entire face.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:53:12 2017 No.16683792 >>16683780 So would I get a pleasant buzz eating out my Demon waifu?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:54:04 2017 No.16683794 >>16683785 I guess. >>16683792 You would get pleasant moans ringing in your ears.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:54:35 2017 No.16683796 >>16681235 >Have the ideas >Lack will, energy, and time. I wish I was a neet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:54:44 2017 No.16683797 >>16683777 Here you go: >>/jp/thread/14881548#p14887748

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:56:59 2017 No.16683804 >>16681415 >But anon, You're not signing the contract with your hand....

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:57:48 2017 No.16683807 >>16683726 While that would be pretty funny, overall, depending on the type of corruption, it might not be needed. I certainly wouldn't shed any tears over it happening, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:58:16 2017 No.16683809 >>16683804 >feetwritting Is that what a footfag Demon looks like?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 12:58:30 2017 No.16683812 >>16683804 What?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:00:30 2017 No.16683818 >>16683762 >>16683764 Don't worry anon I'm sure you'll be an adorable catboi. Now bend over.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:01:10 2017 No.16683820 >>16683818 kill yourself my dude

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:01:15 2017 No.16683821 >>16683818 Woah dude that's pretty gay if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:05:44 2017 No.16683827 >>16683820 I always had a tsun fetish ~ >>16683821 It's not gay if the lights are out.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:07:16 2017 No.16683833 [DELETED]

>>16683812
He's talking about your penis anon. You're going to sign your "contract" in semen.
Specifically you're going to sign her womb.

>>16683827
I haven't seen much stuff with violent Demons but I bet her claws could tear you up pretty good.
Goddamn alps.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:07:17 2017 No.16683834 >>16683732 She would probably share her jelly if I asked her too, but I wouldn't trust that she hadn't tampered with it somehow. She would probably enrich it with even more powerful aphrodisiacs and Mamano.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:07:24 2017 No.16683836

>>16683791
I ain't a sadist or anything but whenever I imagine dragon fags getting burnt by their waifu I just imagine

>Waifu burns anon all over
>his body is heavily damaged and is almost always in pain
>his face is disfigured and now disgusting to look at
>even his waifu has a hard time looking at him
>anon spends the rest of his life in pain and ugliness.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:07:54 2017 No.16683837 >>16683780 I would eat Shog jelly with toast every morning.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:08:43 2017 No.16683840 >>16683836 On the other hand, imagine her fire being laced with demonic energy and thus being unable to hurt her husband. Instead any part it touches becomes tingly and super sensitive, like a burning lust was lit inside it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:09:30 2017 No.16683843 >>16683840 So basically Jabberwocks?

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:10:01 2017 No.16683845

>>16683836
This is where we say Banana mana, but yeah it would be pretty sad. I bet dragon wouldn't be able to live with the fact that she almost killed her precious husband.

>>16683840
I like to imagine light burns. The lust effects only come if she's a zombie.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:12:01 2017 No.16683854 >>16683845 Damn mamoo mana, always ruining my sadistic fantasies. But yeah, she couldn't live with herself. She'd try to help him but it would just hurt him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:12:48 2017 No.16683856 >>16683797 >Plump Desert Queen Gets me every time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:13:26 2017 No.16683859 >>16683845 >Dragon teasing her husbando with short bursts of her fire. >It can't hurt him, but it gives him a tingling sensation every time and she thinks his squirming is cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:13:39 2017 No.16683861 >>16683854 Imagine at first where she would try to approach him but he would run away or panic. Oh god her face. I'm a dragonfag hurting my own heart. I need her right here to hug and cuddle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:17:04 2017 No.16683869 >>16683861 Oh I bet he'd be scared shitless of her, constantly breaking into tears everytime she got close. It would destroy her. Even worse if they had a daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:17:33 2017 No.16683870 >>16683861 Why do you want these things Weirdo

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:18:01 2017 No.16683871 File: 826 KB, 980x1223, 1393403406473.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Starting work in a library soon, what do I need to watch out for?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:18:06 2017 No.16683872 >>16683859 Would surprise her with a hot kiss and maybe regret it if she releases it inside my mouth. >>16683869 NO. No daughterus involved.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:19:58 2017 No.16683875 >tfw no shortstack weeaboo wolverine girl

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:20:28 2017 No.16683876

>>16683872
Oh yes.

The daughteru wouldn't even be able to recognise her Daddy anymore, she may even be scared of him. Imagine what that must do to him, his own daughteru, no wanting to go near daddy. No more hugs because it hurts him.

If they're living in the modern world it should even worse. She'd get picked on for having a daddy like that, her daddy would have to cover his whole face and body when going to pick her up from school.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:21:04 2017 No.16683879 >>16683875 Is she the best at what she does, bub?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:21:49 2017 No.16683880 >>16683871 Devil bugs will eat anything, including books so watch out for them trying to chew on books. Lonely Oomukades go there to read their favourite Yaoi novels and cry. Oh and that CC Ryu librarian is going to try and get your number.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:21:57 2017 No.16683881 >>16683876 HA. Get the flayers. Time for forced healing whether the world wants to or not.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:22:17 2017 No.16683883 >>16683879 Yes. And what she does is very pretty.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:22:38 2017 No.16683885 >>16683876 Na I'm sure he'd just kill himself >>16683879 Eat pizza and get fat? No, probably not, I imagine a cow could beat her.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:23:07 2017 No.16683888

>>16683872
>Anon kisses his waifu while she's teasing him with her fire.
>Immediately regrets it when he sees the smug look in her eyes, grabs his head so he can't pull away and intakes some air through her nose.
>Anon regrets it a little more when a hot crackling feeling jets into his mouth and down into his stomach, the warmth and demonic energy spreading through his whole body.
>By the time his Dragon waifu is done kissing him he's cum four times.
>She very thoughtfully pulled down his pants so he didn't ruin them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:23:09 2017 No.16683889 >>16683880 She's my boss, of course she has my number.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:25:20 2017 No.16683894 >>16683881 >>16683885 Don't worry anons. I'm just kidding, none of that would ever happen and fire breath from a dragon doesn't do that to a husband. No worries, only dragonfu cuddles now.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:25:39 2017 No.16683895

>>16683871
>>16683880
>>16683889
If you see a scrawny, nerdy white boy with glasses and an almost bowlcut that's pretty smart and very sarcastic, watch out, he's the most likely school shooter candidate.

If he has a fun on bowlcut don't worry, he's just a nerd

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:26:22 2017 No.16683899 >>16683889 Then expect calls like >"Oh anon! Did you clear those books from aisle 6? And... are you free Saturday for us to go for a meal? A-As friends!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:26:26 2017 No.16683900 >>16683885 Nah, alps have that field covered. makes for easier teasing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:26:45 2017 No.16683902 >>16683876 >we can rebuild him, we have the science

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:28:07 2017 No.16683906 >>16683888 Doesn't help that I have a kissing fetish. I feel like being near my waifu would grant me very "fun" times. >>16683894 Tes. Dragonfu and Dragonteru cuddles with lots of happiness.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:31:33 2017 No.16683915 >>16683899 How do I handle a girl like her? >Haaaahhhn? Speak up! Can't hear you over the sound of souls being crushed by loneliness!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:34:08 2017 No.16683919 >>16683915 Rape her in a back alley. She'd probably ask for more

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:36:52 2017 No.16683921 I want neet MG to mock my after seeing my backlog.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:39:15 2017 No.16683924 File: 1.59 MB, 930x1800, 1404109940554.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16683921 I'm sure they wouldn't all be judgmental.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:40:06 2017 No.16683928 >>16683924 You really don't get masochism do you Anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:42:59 2017 No.16683933 >>16683921 you don't need a mg for that, I'll do it for free

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:43:04 2017 No.16683934 >>16683924 Dragons are CUTE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T4vvQr8B-g

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:45:54 2017 No.16683939 >>16683921 You do know you don't have to finish a piece of media if you don't like it. A Ghoul is not going to appear in a puff a smoke and blow you for completing your backlog.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:46:51 2017 No.16683941 >>16683934 CUTE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUDam0qSbPM

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:50:30 2017 No.16683951 >>16683941 Elma is THICC.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:52:12 2017 No.16683955 >>16683941 There's something about girls from more medieval worlds learning about modern foods and luxuries that's just adorable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:52:14 2017 No.16683956 >>16683951 All that Cream Bread goes straight to her fat butt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:52:16 2017 No.16683958 >>16683921 I wonder what my waifu would think if she found my search history.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:53:26 2017 No.16683963 >>16683955 I wonder what would happen if I introduced chocolate to the MG world?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 13:55:19 2017 No.16683969 >>16683871 I want to read books with her in silence.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:00:52 2017 No.16683986 >>16683963 Chocolate probably already exists in the MG world considering they have candymakers and the like. Now things like Taffy, nougat, and the various types of chocolate bars we make over here on the other hand...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:01:05 2017 No.16683987 >>16683934 >>16683941 Never challenge a group of Dragons to a game of dodgeball. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXdSq6Jupyk

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:03:53 2017 No.16683996 >>16683986 I'd still like to be a baker/candy maker in the MG world. Considering Manmo mamba might make the fat go other places.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:04:56 2017 No.16683998 >>16683996 If you do well enough you might attract the attention of a Dragon, a Wight or even a Lilim.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:05:58 2017 No.16683999 >>16683998 I just want a simple Holst. Then we can put extra thick Holst milk in random products. Or for ones we have for when Paladin girls come to visit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:06:00 2017 No.16684000 >>16683986 Is it bad I headcanon the demonlord herself as a master pastry chef and candy maker?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:06:15 2017 No.16684001 How weird is it that I'm asexual and like mg stuff not for all the lovely porn but because I'm really lonely?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:06:30 2017 No.16684002 >>16683941 >>16683987 I need to watch this. >>16683963 You become an extremely popular man. Just don't give the lolis too much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:07:44 2017 No.16684005 File: 17 KB, 340x480, 1453674737632.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16684001 >asexual Well aren't you a special little snowflake! Oh yes you are!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:08:12 2017 No.16684006 >>16683999 Hey that works too. It's just she might be a drillhaired Ojou-sama is all, given the quality of your work. She's no less cute and slightly ditzy than any other Holst so don't worry about her being haughty unless you're into that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:08:25 2017 No.16684007 >>16684001 Mana can fix that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:09:02 2017 No.16684009 >>16684001 >asexual >laughingelfgirls.mp4 I know the lonely feeling, though. That's why I love the loving ones so much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:09:16 2017 No.16684010 >>16684006 >a drillhaired Ojou-sama That's even better. Does she end up sampling a lot of the products?

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:09:31 2017 No.16684012

>>16683998
>Attract the attention of a lilim
>It's nothing special, just like any other monster really, she visits and leaves, you end up actually surprised at how mundane the visit was
>Day later you get flooded with people to the point some pass out over the lack of oxygen in such a titanic crowd because everyone heard a lilim visited your shop
It must be weird for a lilim to go somewhere and later see it flooded just because she stepped there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:10:15 2017 No.16684014 >>16683996 You'll have a number of Monster Girl rival bakers, who see you as the latest threat in their baking power struggle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:10:39 2017 No.16684015 >>16684001 >I'm asexual It's okay anon, I was in that phase too. You'll snap out of it eventually.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:11:07 2017 No.16684016 >>16684000 Nah, it's actually kinda cute. I'm imagining her sending "care packages" of hand pies, chocolate chip cookies and chocolate coated marshmallow sandwiches to her daughters with little notes talking about how mommy misses them very much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:12:05 2017 No.16684017 Being teased and bellitled by a group monster girls must be fun >Hahah! Is that why you don't have a girlfriend? You're more intrested in girls who aren't even your species. Are human girls too 'plain' for you? How pathetic

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:12:08 2017 No.16684018 Which would be worse? A Lich mother who nags at you? Or being locked in a small room with a Cheshire who always stays out of your line of sight but you know is there by her voice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:13:07 2017 No.16684019 >>16684010 You'd better believe it. If you're into haughty girls she'll even weakly protest while you milk her straight into the chocolate, even though she's getting turned on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:13:26 2017 No.16684020 >>16684018 I really like the sound of both.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:14:14 2017 No.16684021 >>16684018 Lich mother.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:14:17 2017 No.16684022 >>16684017 >You'll never grab one and break her smug by treating her like the subhuman she is to teach the others >By pamering her and protecting her eventual smile, because you wouldn't want her to go through what 21st century humans go through

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:14:21 2017 No.16684023 >>16684019 I do like haughty girls. I assume that from her...sampling she's got quite an impressive bust and ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:14:21 2017 No.16684024 If I leave out sweets in wonderland, will I lure out a cuddlecat tier cheshire?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:15:13 2017 No.16684025 >>16684016 >Lilim gets cookies and cupcakes from her mother >It comes with a note saying >"For Mama's little sugarplum fairy pumpkin pie" >Lilim's companions are snickering and laughing at her

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:15:19 2017 No.16684026 >>16684024 Chances are those sweets will turn into monster girls

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:15:44 2017 No.16684028 >>16684022 That sounds really nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:16:25 2017 No.16684030 >>16684026 Well thats no good. How else am I going to catch one?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:16:33 2017 No.16684031 >>16684023 Oh like you wouldn't believe. >>16684025 >"You wouldn't be laughing if you knew how good my mom's cooking is."

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:16:34 2017 No.16684032 >>16684018 >mg tries to be more like a mother than a gf >a lich this somehow sounds super interesting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:17:37 2017 No.16684033 >>16684030 >How else am I going to catch one? It's the other way around, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:17:50 2017 No.16684034 >>16684031 I just want to catch her in the act of stuffing her face with cake. Let's see how haughty she is then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:18:43 2017 No.16684036 >>16683941 I like the awkward gait she had in her office disguise. Seeing a dragon frustrated and struggling to walk after hiding their tail and losing their center of balance is cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:18:49 2017 No.16684037 >>16684033 ....So you're saying I have to make a cuddlecat?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:19:40 2017 No.16684042 >>16684034 So like that one episode of Foster's where Frankie ends up showing her addiction for her grandma's cookies?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:20:21 2017 No.16684044 >>16684042 I never watched that but I assume yes.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:20:23 2017 No.16684045

>>16684022
>Anon is bullied by a gang of Cheshires.
>One day the gang's leader tries to take him on alone in his room only for him to steal her first kiss, flustering her.
>Unable to fight back she can't do anything as he pulls off her clothes and starts kissing her gently around her neck and gently stroking her tail as her pussy becomes sopping wet.
>By the time he's stuck it in and is slowly and gently pumping his dick into her womb she's already cum four times from how much he's pampering her.
>The next day her gang is shocked to see her blushing gently as she walks to school with his arm wrapped around hers and his hand holding hers.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:20:30 2017 No.16684046

>>16684032
>Drew, you forgot your sword again. You're so forgetful these days, I remember getting you that tome on advanced necromancy for your 5th birthday. Whatever happened to it? You used to love reading and magic so much more than-
>Dammit, Mom! Stop treating me like a kid!
>Watch your tone, young man. I raised you better than that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:22:17 2017 No.16684047 >>16684045 Cheshires are nice cats. I would definitely do fast hand movements at one.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:23:18 2017 No.16684049

>>16684034
Anon no, she'll just turn it into the lewd kind of haughty.
>Haughty holst ojou takes an entire slice of cake and effortlessly slides it into her mouth while you watch.
>With a loud gulp she swallows the whole thing, opening her mouth to show you.
>Then she turns her head slightly and starts making jerk off motions while shoving her tongue into her cheek to simulate a blowjob.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:23:25 2017 No.16684050 >>16684031 If they're soo good it's likely most or every Lilim was tubby at one pount.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:23:50 2017 No.16684051 >>16684045 I've always loved the idea of domming cheshires and this doesn't help at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:24:15 2017 No.16684053 >>16684046 >young man hol up

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:24:35 2017 No.16684054 >>16684050 Most of them were blessed with their mother's metabolism, so they can eat all they want without losing their figures. Some of them are probably a bit chubby though, yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:25:37 2017 No.16684055 >>16684053 Big, thick and long tails.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:25:41 2017 No.16684057 >>16684053 As your mom, and a Lich, calling you "young man" would be plausible even in your 40.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:26:16 2017 No.16684059 >>16684046 >"Shut up mom, you are dead"

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:26:26 2017 No.16684060 >>16684053 Well, I mean, if it's a Lich, every human could be a young man, man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:27:12 2017 No.16684064 >>16684054 I bet QoH never appears because she still has some chub and is embarrassed by it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:27:35 2017 No.16684065 >>16684057 >>16684060 >Even in your late 80s you'll still feel yound I'll be damned.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:30:15 2017 No.16684068

>>16684059
>And what's this I've been hearing about you being oblivious to the advances of women? I remember giving birth to a boy, not a brick.
>Can you please not talk about that?
>Can you please stop postponing making me some grandchildren? Do I have to take matters into my own hands?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:31:30 2017 No.16684070 >>16684049 Oh jeez. That Holst is getting impregnated. Then she'll be haughtier than ever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:32:44 2017 No.16684072 >>16684036 Elma has the best tail. It's so fat, but it's nice and smooth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:32:57 2017 No.16684073 >>16683780 Still worth it if I can learn the secrets of the universe. Even if it makes me REALLY FUCKING PISSED OFF

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:34:01 2017 No.16684076
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>It's more effective if you get a massive erection upon seeing them without waiting for them to attack, showing off your unrestrained desire, and it's even more certain if you expose your penis and shove it in their face, pushing your desire on them.
What if you were do to this to a suborn human lesbian turned wock?
>"how dare this brute shove his disgusting meat rod in my face, this is why I hate men"
Not realizing that she's rubbing against it with her cheek and drooling. I want to bully a wock like that.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:35:37 2017 No.16684080

>>16684064
>My lady? Please come out of your room!
>"Go away!"
>My queen please, you need to make your royal address!
>"It can wait! We're in Wonderland! I can do what I want!"
>My lady is this about your mother's Care Package?
>"I hate it! I hate it because I love it and it's so good but I can't control myself!"
>My lady p-
>"It's bad enough that I'm short and flat! I don't need all that fat going to my ass on top of that! No man's going to want me!"
>...Some men are into that my lady
>"Uhuuuuuu."
Being the leader of the Royal Guard must be tough. I pity that poor Wock.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:37:06 2017 No.16684083 >>16684068 Yep, Lich is always the worst choice and this one really doesn't change. Having Cheshire ASMR on the other hand sounds good as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:37:18 2017 No.16684084 >>16684076 >bullying Wocks >Sexualising Wocks No!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:37:43 2017 No.16684085 >>16684080 Being flat isn't so bad. Being short and flat on the other hand... At least being bottom heavy will salvage her for the more dark and deviant anons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:37:56 2017 No.16684086 >>16684076 >Lesbian as soon as they monster, it's all about the D.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:38:18 2017 No.16684087 >>16684076 I would imagine that as soon as they change, their desires shift. I do find that scenario to be fairly amusing, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:38:44 2017 No.16684090 >>16684084 But they were made to be treated as sluts!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:38:47 2017 No.16684091 >>16684083 >always the worst choice I don't want to hear that from some ASMR band wagon loving fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:39:55 2017 No.16684094 >>16684084 >not bullying with your dick >>16684086 I've always liked the thought of one being suborn until she gets her first taste of dick and starts being amazed by it, slow corruption of the mind has always been my preferred type of corruption.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:40:56 2017 No.16684096 >>16684091 Calm down Lich mom. It's okay if no one likes you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:41:04 2017 No.16684098 File: 491 KB, 710x1000, F47A1A16-2CFF-4931-AF74-7671295648FE-285-000000FF9A0ECDDE_tmp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I dedicate this post towards my waifu Pharaoh. For today is the 4 year anniversary of her profile release.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:42:28 2017 No.16684102 >>16684090 >>16684094 But that's not what I want to do with my Wock.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:42:33 2017 No.16684105 >>16684096 Staggering amount of Lich art says a lot of people do like Liches, gov.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:42:57 2017 No.16684106 >>16684098 Her feet looks nice. Just looking at her makes me want to kneel down and kiss it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:43:15 2017 No.16684108 >>16684098 >waifuing the worst undead Poor sop.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:43:30 2017 No.16684109 >>16684098 Good for you anon. She's such a great and beautiful leader. Long reign her rule.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:44:05 2017 No.16684112 File: 739 KB, 800x1159, 57887666_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16684083 >>16684091 Hey now they're both good, nothing to say you can't have a lich mom and be locked in a room with the cheshire as punishment when you disobey her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:44:31 2017 No.16684114 >>16684098 That damn tie gets me every time

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:45:05 2017 No.16684115 >>16684105 They've been lying to her this entire time. No one wants to deal with a Lich in a bad mood. >>16684112 Didn't know getting a wife was punishment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:45:09 2017 No.16684116 >>16684109 >end of Ptolemaic egypt

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:45:17 2017 No.16684117 >>16684098 Does the snake just act as her chair?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:45:25 2017 No.16684118 >>16683987 Make sure you feed your dragon waifu so she doesn't eat bugs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO4UMrNGKTs

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:45:31 2017 No.16684120 >>16684083 Would the Cheshire blow you if you gave in to her teasing and tried to jerk off? >>16684085 Would you pound her jiggly ass? Keep in mind that she's basically got a Cheshire-tier ass on a 4' 4" frame and little bitty A cups.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:45:42 2017 No.16684122 >>16684114 That's how your know it's business time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:46:09 2017 No.16684125 >>16684102 It depends. Do you think of her as an older sister Wock?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:47:46 2017 No.16684128 >>16684125 Yes, and I'd never be a little weirdo to my big sis. I love her platonically.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:48:31 2017 No.16684130 >>16684120 Sure.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:48:37 2017 No.16684131
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>>16683797
>The golden snake ornaments are all alive, or at least mobile.

Now THAT was a surprise, though I guess it shouldn't be as we can see the ones on her arms are in different positions. We also see the recurring theme of powerful monsters having parts of them that glow with energy (in this case the cracks in her skin).

Does anyone have a list of the translated enty entries? Every time I think I have completed such a list I find out another got translated like a year ago without my knowing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:49:35 2017 No.16684135 Welp, I've come to the conclusion that Dragon maids are top tier.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:49:56 2017 No.16684137 >>16684098 Such a top tier girl. Always been in my favourites.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:50:31 2017 No.16684138 >>16684128 No worry Anon, I'll take good care of her. You'll even become an uncle soon enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:50:58 2017 No.16684140 >>16684135 I've come to a conclusion long ago that I'm a sub. But your conclusion still sounds nice anon, dragon maids are cute!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:52:07 2017 No.16684143 >>16684138 What no! I dont want to see my onee san with another man. That's not going to happen. I won't allow it. That hit me harder than it should've.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:52:25 2017 No.16684144 >>16684140 Dom maids are pretty good too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:53:23 2017 No.16684148 >>16684140 I'm switch. Depends on the setting and my mood.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:53:32 2017 No.16684150
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>>16684131
I bet other bits of jewelry in the MGE are capable of movement.
>We also see the recurring theme of powerful monsters having parts of them that glow with energy (in this case the cracks in her skin).
Are there potentially Wights, Liches, and Dragon Zombies with those features?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:54:55 2017 No.16684152 >>16684143 What do you mean anon? I'm not just another man, I'm your sister's husband! And let me tell you what hits hard on what. Wait I'm not supposed to tell this to her family am I?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:55:07 2017 No.16684153 >>16684073 I just want you to know that I got that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:55:13 2017 No.16684154 Friendly reminder that Loli-Con is a perfect place to take your daughterus. It's fun for the whole family!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:55:14 2017 No.16684155 >>16684098 Happy birthday Pharaoh Love live the plump desert queen

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:56:30 2017 No.16684158 >>16684005 >>16684009 >>16684015 Anti-"Tumblr" force, pls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 14:58:48 2017 No.16684163 >>16684152 You aren't and that would never happen. I'd fight for my big sister's honour and I wouldn't let her see any other man, she's not going to leave me! Cease your lies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:00:07 2017 No.16684166 >>16684154 Is that the same as that 'LoverBoy' thing? Cause last time I tried that, I was surrounded by grunge metal enthusiasts

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:00:14 2017 No.16684167

>>16684150
It seems to usually have to tie in with some physical aspect of them too, rather than just being powerful.

Pharaohs have "dried out" bodies like mummies (though of course mana makes them still feel soft) so their skin is cracked and we can see the power underneath (unlike the cracks in the skin of relatively weaker normal mummies).

Basilisks have their power manifest as a glow from their eyes and vagina and even under their breasts, symbolic of how their body is full of "deadly" mana/venom ready to shoot out.

The red eyes of vampires and wights might be indicative of the mana coursing in them, much as they are in Druella and her followers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:01:03 2017 No.16684169 >>16684001 >>16684158 Tumblr pls

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:01:22 2017 No.16684171

>>16684163
Fighting family members is not allowed. And no worries, I would only do really kinky stuff when she asks for it, even thought that may be everyday. Plus, we could always visit so it's not like she would leave you completely.

Your Nee-san is in good hands!

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:01:28 2017 No.16684172

>>16684135
As are Cheshire maids.
>keeps out of sight at all times
>you know she's somewhere cleaning but can never see her
>if you call out for her she appears before you with a grin, asks what her master needs and carries out any tasks needed
>doesn't wear any underwear because she's going to be invisible anyway

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:01:38 2017 No.16684173 >>16684167 Don't forget the black sclera and glowy eyes of Apophis, Devils and Demons

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:01:38 2017 No.16684174 >>16684154 >Quicksilver; The Event Forgive me if I decline.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:02:15 2017 No.16684176 >>16684173 t. person who didn't finish reading ahoy hoyuehyeh kill me

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:02:28 2017 No.16684177 >>16684169 Pls urself

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:02:48 2017 No.16684180 >>16684116 >Pharaoh incest Would you cum inside your brown onee-san to keep the royal line pure?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:03:03 2017 No.16684181 >>16684172 Sounds fantastic....also worrying, I don't believe that I won't be tricked.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:03:04 2017 No.16684182 >>16684154 The only convention worth going to, honestly. It's truly a sight.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:03:53 2017 No.16684186 >>16684172 Does she just flat out not care if her maid skirt flips up revealing her bare jiggly fat cat ass?

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:04:15 2017 No.16684187
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>>16684117
The snake acts as whatever its mistress needs. A conduit for spells? Its on the job. Need to restrain a husband for sexy games? No problem.

Need its help to relieve her stress if she has no husband? It won't tell anyone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:04:19 2017 No.16684188 >>16684171 Go find yourself a different girl, my onee san loves me, and me only. Would break my heart for her to leave me and she knows that. So go find yourself a devil bug or something. My Onee san is too much of a goddess for someone like you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:04:44 2017 No.16684190 >>16684154 We'd all eat deer meet at the Wendigo stand

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:05:48 2017 No.16684192 >>16684130 See, the problem is your phrasing has made it impossible for me to tell which of my questions you're answering.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:06:05 2017 No.16684194 >>16684180 Probably.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:07:01 2017 No.16684196 >>16684154 All the pedophilia paraphernalia you could ever want in one place!

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:07:03 2017 No.16684197

>>16684154
Yes, Loli-Con would be a great time!

>>16684174
I feel like the parts you're talking about would only be at night anon. Having the pure stuff during the day and the lewd stuff at night would be the best way to appeal to a larger audience, at least in my opinion.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:07:17 2017 No.16684199 >>16684181 She might play a light prank because she likes master's flustered face but she tries to do it in a way that it won't be obvious it's a prank. >>16684186 She could be revealing her ass right in front of you and you wouldn't know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:07:19 2017 No.16684201 >>16684186 I want a casually lewd maid who doesn't mind flaunting her fat booty and putting it in a jiggle cycle on command with some self spanking for a tease That's the maid for me

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:07:25 2017 No.16684202

>>16684188
Of course she loves you. Platonically just like you love her. And like I've said, saying goodbye might be sad but think about how happy she would be now that she has a husband, and I would of course do my best so that she is smilling everyday.

She does like the goddess roleplay indeed though. Anon have you been peeking on me and your sister having sex? You are not allowed to do that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:07:40 2017 No.16684203 >>16684186 Anon, if a Cheshire Maid's skirt flips up it means that her master's about to pound that jiggly fat cat ass. Cheshire Maids understand more than any other maid that one of her roles is as her master's personal cum dump.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:08:43 2017 No.16684204 >>16684187 I want to go to the beach with a Pharaoh!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:08:47 2017 No.16684205 >>16684154 I wonder if there's one about shotas

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:09:30 2017 No.16684206 >>16684199 Dastardly >>16684201 >self-spanking her ass to make it jiggle for you Hnnnnnnnng >>16684203 Good. As it should be. I wanna see her look back and smile while I'm doin it, egging me on to make it jiggle even more!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:09:55 2017 No.16684207 >>16684205 That would be Loli-Con's sister(brother?) event happening next door. That's where all the Onee-sans would go.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:10:31 2017 No.16684212 >>16683871 The internet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:10:57 2017 No.16684213 >>16684199 Well, I hope she's ready for payback. The things I would do to her rear would make her think twice about it.... Or not. Maybe I'll buy her a cake a year down the road just to get hathormilk based icing for a bigger maid posterior.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:11:46 2017 No.16684217 >>16684203 >Cheshire Maids understand more than any other maid that one of her roles is as her master's personal cum dump. Now I want to see a Cheshire with heart pupils and torogao as she gets pounded from behind in her maid uniform.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:12:01 2017 No.16684218 >>16684213 >spoiler My nigga >>16684217 MY NIGGA

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:12:57 2017 No.16684222

>>16684202
Stop it. She'd never get a husband as long as I love her. I bet she would say that I'm all she needs and she'd never leave me so you're very wrong. Stop being so wrong and go find a different girl, your fantasies are stupid!

I'm the one who makes me onee san happy and she would tell me that. And whatever sick fantasies you have are just disgusting, especially what you said in that last part. I'd never do that because my onee san wouldn't have a husband and I'd never spy on her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:13:08 2017 No.16684223 >>16684217 It's the ultimate fulfillment of their role as a maid and their role as a woman. Probably the most satisfying thing in the world for them getting railed by master up against the table in broad daylight.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:13:16 2017 No.16684224 >>16684217 Wouldn't resist watching her work with a bunch of semen dripping from her lewd holes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:14:35 2017 No.16684228 >>16684224 Especially when before she lets it hit the floor she reaches down and runs it along her finger to lick it up with a wink. Lewd fat-assed cheshire maids, damn. What will you guys come up with next?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:15:19 2017 No.16684229 >>16684187 Somehow, the Pharaoh and her snake remind me of Squiggly and Leviathan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:16:28 2017 No.16684230 >>16684218 I play the long game.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:16:39 2017 No.16684231

>>16684224
You're implying a Cheshire Maid's place isn't having master's cock in her at all times
she can use her wonderland bullshit powers to make it so her lower half is always ready to take it wherever master is while her upper half appears in hard to reach places to clean up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:18:43 2017 No.16684234 >>16684230 What happens when her fat cat ass gets too wide to fit in the tight places to clean? What would you do if you found her stuck while trying to do so with her plump ass sticking out in the open?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:20:03 2017 No.16684236 >>16684234 The only correct answer is "ravage it"

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:20:18 2017 No.16684237 >>16684234 Isn't it obvious? You grope, spank, and tease her rear. This is her punishment for tricking master.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:22:04 2017 No.16684242 >>16684237 >You grope, spank, and tease her rear. While her hands are locked in fuzzy purple cuffs and you hold the leash she's wearing with one hand?

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:22:06 2017 No.16684243

>>16684222
>Stop it
Yeah, I have to go now sadly. And I guess you could say that I'm more than just her husband, at least that's what she says. Funny thing is, she also says that to me, but more in a sexual way after she came a few times.

>Stop being so wrong and go find a different girl
Telling me to go find a different gitl is rather rude too to her, don't you think? She loves to bask in my fantasies and I do the same to her.

Your onee-san is a great woman, Anon. I'll be sure to love her properly, like caressing all of her body and hitting all of her G-spots while she hugs and kisses me, making her cum and giving her all the cum she needs.

Bye Anon!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:24:09 2017 No.16684253 >>16684242 No. THAT is for when you get her free. Before then is when you simply play with her without letting her get to the finish line. Remember to invest in magic canceling ropes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:24:24 2017 No.16684257 File: 694 KB, 700x988, 1489004454047.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shortstacks are for ______

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:24:33 2017 No.16684258

>>16684243
Why do you do this? I know you're just some random anon who doesn't actually have any intentions. But why must you make me feel like this?

Why are anons like you such bullies? Don't you ever take into consideration the feelings of who you're bullying? Although it reassures me at night that you'll stay lonely for your bullying and I'll be cuddling my Wockie Onee san.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:24:59 2017 No.16684260 >>16684135 >Gives you 50% element resist for Fire, Earth, Water, and Lightning/wind >Gives you access to multi breath elements >Has a super powerful single target all stat buff Dragon maid is definetely a keeper in DoD.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:26:04 2017 No.16684265 >>16684192 The latter.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:26:25 2017 No.16684268

>>16684253
>>16684237
So you leave her a wet quivering (and jiggling) mess begging you to take her ass right then and there, and only when she says she'll let you do anything you >>16684242 bind her up and absolutely go to town on her booty while she begs you to punish her for being a bad maid?
Sounds like a wonderful afternoon

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:27:00 2017 No.16684269 File: 994 KB, 1318x1072, 1488754804091.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16684257 Spanking, milking, breeding.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:27:23 2017 No.16684272 >>16684265 You'd better be ready for one clingy twindrill Lilim then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:27:53 2017 No.16684275 >>16684257 not important activites Tall, muscluar girls with horns and battlescars, those are my favorite, now those are important.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:27:56 2017 No.16684276 >>16684257 Marrying and only copulating for the sake of procreation. How all monster girls should be treated. With respect.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:28:14 2017 No.16684277 >>16684272 >twindrill Interest lost. I'm going to pump the other Lilims instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:28:25 2017 No.16684278 File: 1.90 MB, 2000x2000, 61597917_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16684257 Teasing and hugging. >>16684243 Is this what NTR looks like?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:28:29 2017 No.16684279 >>16684257 Deep groping and fucking from behind while their legs dangle

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:28:39 2017 No.16684280 >>16684276 >only copulating for the sake of procreation. Do you want the poor girl to think you hate her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:29:26 2017 No.16684283 >>16684257 Impregnating. >>16684260 I figured that the skirts would reduce their saves versus wind. >>16684268 That it does. Although I would need to make sure she's aware of what would happen if she ever does make me actually mad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:29:42 2017 No.16684285 >>16684280 What? But how? I don't hate her that's why I treat her with respect and love.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:29:50 2017 No.16684286

>>16684276
Shortstacks are like Elves only not coy about it, they will actively and bluntly express their disappointment in you not using their sex-primed bodies as much as possible. You might even get a shortstack intervention if you've gone too long without facefucking her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:30:07 2017 No.16684287 >>16684283 Never underestimate a maid's skirt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:30:13 2017 No.16684288 >>16684277 Well what other hairstyle did you expect a Gothic Lolita to have?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:30:45 2017 No.16684289 >>16684278 Sadly enough yes. Sick isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:31:15 2017 No.16684294 >>16684285 If you want to treat a monstergirl with respect and love then have sex for the purpose of feeling good with her on the regular!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:31:20 2017 No.16684295 >>16684288 Simple straight hair with black or red highlights and a frilly lacy black bow?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:33:30 2017 No.16684301 >>16684283 And what would happen if your plump-assed Chesh maid DID make you mad? Say she pulled a prank that made you late for work or got too into pranking so she forgot to clean something you really wanted pristine for when guests came over?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:33:31 2017 No.16684302 >>16684295 She's an immature short Ojou-sama anon. You'd have to style her hair like that, and the only way she'll let you near it is if you're her husbando.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:33:34 2017 No.16684303 >>16684286 But that just sounds disrespectful.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:34:07 2017 No.16684305 >>16684302 There's more to princesses than drills.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:34:34 2017 No.16684307 >>16684301 Rough anal with four condoms on until she begs forgiveness.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:34:40 2017 No.16684308 >>16684303 It has been: 0 Days since having to tell people Monsters view sex differently than humans Previous record: 0.9 Days

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:34:59 2017 No.16684311 >>16684294 >sex for the purpose of feeling good with her on the regular! Again that just sounds disrespectful. Even if it's a MGE girl, I want to show her love and respect, not treat her like some object I can fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:35:42 2017 No.16684315 >>16684305 Immature, remember? Remember, she was pouting in her room because her mother's delicious cooking went straight to her copious ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:35:46 2017 No.16684316 >>16684301 Depends. Minor infractions would involve no sex. Standard infractions would involve lots of teasing without sex. Major I take it out on her figure so that she has to deal with other monsters judging her for letting herself become that way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:36:03 2017 No.16684317 >>16684311 I can never tell if these are bait, RP, or actually legitimately naive people that don't get it

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:36:16 2017 No.16684318 >>16684308 I mean, it doesn't matter if their view ok sex is different, mine still stays the same.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:36:46 2017 No.16684322 >>16684311 You seem to be corrupted and tainted by modern feminist viewpoints.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:36:48 2017 No.16684323 >>16684311 Sex is a sign of romance anon. If you're not cuddling your waifu after the two of you fucked passionately for hours every single day then what the fuck are you doing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:37:38 2017 No.16684328 >>16684317 Or maybe just someone who doesn't want to face fuck a MG? I'm not trying to start an argument or anything, but can you understand that me wanting to use a MG for the purpose of my own pleasure gain is something I'm not really fond of?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:38:01 2017 No.16684329 >>16684315 But maturity does not determine drills or not. Either way hair makes or breaks a girl for me more than all other factors.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:39:20 2017 No.16684334 >>16684323 There's a reason why it'd called "making love". Sex is spiritual and emotional aside from the heavy endorphins going through your system.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:39:30 2017 No.16684336 >>16684329 Well if you fuck her she'll pretty much cling to you and declare you her husband on the spot. Then you can do whatever you want to that long luscious hair. Her drills might even come undone during sex, and wouldn't that be a sight?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:39:40 2017 No.16684337 >>16684328 Your waifu is going to have a lot to teach you about what sex means.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:40:24 2017 No.16684338 >>16684311 no way fag

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:40:29 2017 No.16684339 >>16684307 Jesus, at least let her suck them out afterward! >>16684316 I like your style. But it would hard for me to commit to the first two if I ended up doing the third. Cheshire's attractiveness is a direct correlation to their booty size.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:40:35 2017 No.16684340 >>16684323 Not him but hours is a little too much don't ya think? Like I get the MGE expression "fuck for days" but realistically we both got stuff to do, like cuddle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:40:40 2017 No.16684341 >>16684336 I'd change her hair beforehand and handle it so it's silky, thick, and lustrous.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:42:26 2017 No.16684347 >>16684339 You just gotta be strong then. Can also resort to teasing of her figure should you do the third one enough times. Taking her out in public while wearing too small clothes is a good way to put some shame in her.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:42:38 2017 No.16684348

>>16684339
The condoms are to prevent ejaculation until she apologizes.

>>16684340
Cuddlefucking is a thing anon, and sometimes you just want to snuggle up to your waifu, slide your dick inside and slowly grind your hips in pace with hers.

>>16684341
So would you sit her down on your dick and style her hair while she moans?

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:43:46 2017 No.16684351

>>16684337
Well can I atleast not have to face fuck her? I get it's all about love and trust and I would have sex regularly with her, but it would be loving passionate sex. Not just "UGG NEED PLEASURE" kind of caveman sex where I just want to feel good. It's just not for me. I find sex that's more passionate way more pleasurable.

When I say treat her with respect I pretty much mean "not holding her head down and fucking her brains out".

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:44:16 2017 No.16684354 >>16684348 Yes. I'll style and brush her hair every day with her on my lap taking my dick. I'd be a Kej's wet dream.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:44:52 2017 No.16684355
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>>16684337
Let's get down to business
To defeat, the prudes
Did you send me flowers
When I asked for nudes?

You're the tamest bunch I've ever met
but you can bet before we're through
Mister I'll, make a lewd, out of you

Tempting as a Houri, with a fire within
Once you find the g-spot, you are sure to win
You're a ball-less pale pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a lewd out of you!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:45:46 2017 No.16684358 >>16684355 BE A LEWD

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:46:26 2017 No.16684362 >>16684354 But would you comfort her when she tries to get bigger tits with holst milk and it all just goes to her ass?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:47:29 2017 No.16684365 >>16681228 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbnqPMdNx88

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:47:39 2017 No.16684367 >>16684362 Why not? It'd be another Lil who doesn't get tig ol' bitties from Holst milk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:48:39 2017 No.16684372 >>16684355 Being prude isn't a bad thing sometimes. >You're a ball-less pale pathetic lot Ok now that's just rude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:48:52 2017 No.16684374 >>16684355 I'm not sure how Mulan would work in a MG world would it be a monstergirl disguised as a guy? Or a guy disguised as a Monster?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:49:02 2017 No.16684375 >>16681228 How did I miss this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:49:39 2017 No.16684378 >>16684372 It's just lewdified lyrics from this https://youtu.be/ZSS5dEeMX64 Don't tell me you haven't seen Mulan

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:51:17 2017 No.16684382 >>16684378 Oh I have. I got the joke.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:51:20 2017 No.16684383 >>16684367 The the Queen wants big tits! Why do you think Ara Ara cake is a thing? It doesn't work on her, it just gave her a bigger ass and childbearing hips.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:53:21 2017 No.16684389 >>16684383 Poor thing. Mayhaps pregnancy will fix things?

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:54:31 2017 No.16684391
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>>16683666
Link is /ourguy/.

The Zora Inn girl comments on how she "forced" Lonk to choose between her or Mipha.

He was going to 100% canon marry Mipha too.

Literally swimming in Dolphin Pussy because he has good taste.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:54:54 2017 No.16684393 >>16684382 Then pack, go home, you're through.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:55:03 2017 No.16684394 >>16684389 >Implying it won't just exacerbate things.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:55:56 2017 No.16684395 >>16684374 The first one, the second one won't work because his mana will give him away.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:56:01 2017 No.16684396 >>16684391 >Implying that Link couldn't potentially have every girl he attracts during a game

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:56:20 2017 No.16684397 >>16684394 At least she'll have tits. Even if her butt and hips get bigger after the ordeal, she'll have tits.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:57:23 2017 No.16684398 >>16684068 >Do I have to take matters into my own hands? Lich-mom no! Incest is bad! I want to fuck Lich-mom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:57:27 2017 No.16684399 >>16684393 Why would anyone prude attend a camp for becoming lewd, run by a Jinko who really likes breaking into Disney songs? Hell I wouldn't go.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:58:33 2017 No.16684401 >>16684398 Just give in and help make some grandkids for her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 15:59:45 2017 No.16684404 >>16684351 It can be loving passionate facefucking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:00:24 2017 No.16684406 >>16684397 Disproportionate is best. Would gladly embarrass her over those hips.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:00:39 2017 No.16684408 [SPOILER]

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>>16684396
Yeah but be specifically went after Zora ladies.

Also he can't have Zelda. Ever.

Triforce would be fucked up, more importantly since every game has a different timeline you could only do it once because then their kids would be related.

Then it would become some Nier shenanigans where Brother Link is on an adventure to save Sister Zelda every game.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:01:40 2017 No.16684410 >>16684404 Still nah. It's just too degrading. Its on my "off limits in the bedroom" list.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:02:30 2017 No.16684412 >>16684398 Same, Lich moms are the best momsters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:03:34 2017 No.16684416 File: 438 KB, 1200x717, 1488679308304.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16684399 Seems we need the big guns for you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:04:49 2017 No.16684418 What is your waifu's favorite food anon? You do know how to make it for her, don't you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:05:32 2017 No.16684421 How pissed off would a Scylla get if you suggested naming your kid Circe?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:06:51 2017 No.16684425 >>16684418 Rabbit stew or fish.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:07:36 2017 No.16684429

>>16684351
Y'know, it doesn't have to facefucking to the point where she's gagging, barely catching her breath and almost being at the point of blacking out on you, it could just be that she'd just want to make you feel good for once. Something along the lines of doing it for you since it sounds like you'd always do it with her needs in mind.

But hey, I won't say much else about it, considering I, uh, would actually hold down my waifu and fuck her brains out regularly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:07:38 2017 No.16684430 >>16684418 Semen

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:07:51 2017 No.16684431 >>16684418 >deep fried chicago deep dish pizza >turducken >ham wrapped in pizza >hashbrowns with bacon bits and cheese inside them Being husband to a high metabolism Wock who love junk food is siffering.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:08:16 2017 No.16684433 File: 405 KB, 1280x720, 1488934716010.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16684396 Link should tap Paya or Riju's ass since it's very clear they want his dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:10:04 2017 No.16684440 File: 246 KB, 360x240, ABORT ABORT ABORT.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16681896 >that Knifehead Surely Command won't mind if I lose on purpose so she can ravage me, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:10:35 2017 No.16684443 >>16684418 Grilled steak seasoned with peppers and my dick. Separately, of course.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:12:22 2017 No.16684447

>>16684429
I'd let my waifu do anything to me and I'd do whatever she wants me to do to her. So if she wanted to do it on me, I'd be more than happy to. In that case I'd enjoy having my dick in her mouth but I just really hope she enjoys it too. I couldn't help myself but to constantly check if she's ok.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:12:46 2017 No.16684450 >>16681896 That top middle one. Oh man.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:13:33 2017 No.16684455

>>16684418
Well, barring the obvious, sexual answer, my waifu's favorite food that I make is spaghetti with olive oil and garlic and bacon bits. She loves everything I cook and has a terrible time picking favorites, but this would be the one she asks for most.

My daughteru's favorite home cooked meal comes from my mother's baked macaroni and cheese recipe. It takes a couple hours to prepare and requires lots of work and attention, but the end result is absolutely delicious!

As far as their favorite meals going out, they both have trouble choosing between steak and fajitas.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:13:51 2017 No.16684456 >>16684440 >Anon gets torn out of his power armor and snu-snued by a four armed Kaiju Girl. >The look on his commander's face when he came back to the base with her clinging to his side was legendary.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:15:00 2017 No.16684458
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Wife request from a japanese artist ( http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=419777 ), as well as two new wife commissions were finished!
http://twitter.com/apm_ax/status/839534824209727490

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:16:55 2017 No.16684462

>>16684447
Well, that sounds reasonable, but remember that most monstergirls would theoretically be down for just about anything under the sun.

Unless someone waifu's an Ushi-Oni, in which case, they're doomed to being under her forever or until death, whichever comes first, which is probably forever.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:17:50 2017 No.16684467

>>16684323
The issue with that is I have literally no sex drive whatsoever and am just in this for companionship

Whenever I try to imagine myself having sex with someone (as in real me not ultra alpha imaginary sexual tyrannosaurus me) it just turns out awkward. Like dead fish x 100.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:19:05 2017 No.16684469 File: 1.20 MB, 1204x861, gazer propeller.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Also another wife request from a japanese artist! http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=61779310

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:19:23 2017 No.16684470 File: 190 KB, 850x899, in soviet union android girl fists you.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16684456 Even the mighty Slattern can be tamed through dicking. Being a Class 5 probably means she's an old hag and beggars can't be choosers

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:20:32 2017 No.16684474 >>16684458 That looks like a bulge dude Like seriously this is like five minutes in gimp away from being a trap pic

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:20:36 2017 No.16684475 >>16684458 >>16684469 You're a lucky man, Gazerfag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:20:45 2017 No.16684478 >>16684153 I'm glad someone did Just hope I don't start screaming a lot

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:21:06 2017 No.16684479 >>16684458 Looks a little bulgy. More than puffy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:21:20 2017 No.16684481 >>16684458 >>16684469 Lucky motherfucker.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:21:35 2017 No.16684483 >>16684458 I really like the way the linework and shading was done on this one. Good stuff. also: that ass and those thighs. holy fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:22:05 2017 No.16684487 >>16684462 I really like being on the bottom though. But I guess really I'd do anything for her so you're right. It's so hard to explain why I dislike domming my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:22:32 2017 No.16684489 >>16684474 >>16684479 That artist draws very puffy vulvas.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:23:00 2017 No.16684493 >>16684489 It's so puffy it's practically a scrotum though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:23:57 2017 No.16684497 >all you faggots can see are dicks pottery leave poor Gazerfag alone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:25:45 2017 No.16684505 >>16684497 I want a gazer cock in my ass

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:26:02 2017 No.16684506 File: 608 KB, 1376x2016, C2rDy8SVQAA63uW.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16684497 Well he's clearly not poor

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:27:07 2017 No.16684508 >>16684506 Is that cake mix? A big came for mastah?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:27:31 2017 No.16684512 >>16684493 https://twitter.com/toworisugari/status/838815469381398528

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:27:55 2017 No.16684514 >>16684493 That's definitely an opinion you have there. >>16684506 Maybe one day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:28:19 2017 No.16684516 File: 439 KB, 725x3181, IMG_4118.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Harpies are for love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:29:40 2017 No.16684519 >>16684516 I thought crows were supposed to be smart!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:30:40 2017 No.16684523 >>16684519 She's a smart girl. Just look how fast she learned that making noises gets you a loving husband. Smart birb

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:31:00 2017 No.16684524 >>16684519 She's not dumb, just socially awkward.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:31:09 2017 No.16684526 >>16684516 That's adorable. holy shit, I've been out for a while but this Dragon Maid show is fun. Kanna is cutest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:33:12 2017 No.16684532 >>16684418 Salads, Lettuce was a sacred vegetable in Ancient Egypt after all

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:33:15 2017 No.16684533

>>16684487
Well, I wouldn't describe being sat down, having your pants pulled down and your waifu sloppily giving you head because she saw that you were stressed at an earlier time as being the dom in that scenario, since she'd be the one setting the pace. So if your waifu just wants to suck on it and make you feel nice, then from what I gather, you'd be down for that.

>It's so hard to explain why I dislike domming my waifu.
I feel like I've stated this before, but I'm mostly sure that it's just down to a personality thing I'm not qualified to judge where you may just prefer having the lewdness dragged out of you by a monster girl rather than be overt with it. In other words, wanting to be fucked hard than to fuck hard.

I may be wrong though, so really, just stick to your guns.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:33:31 2017 No.16684535 >>16684526 I disagree, I think that show is a pile of shit. The only good thing about it is Kanna.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:33:32 2017 No.16684534 File: 68 KB, 689x1109, 1438881510392.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16684508 >"Ufufufufu..." She just forgot to clean up from making a pie. She is a silly maid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:33:46 2017 No.16684536 >>16684458 >>16684469 gazerfag knows the language?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:34:09 2017 No.16684538 >>16684410 Not even slowly and gently? With a nice undead loli, so she can't even out of air and she's short enough that you can reach around to pleasure her at the same time

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:35:47 2017 No.16684541 File: 214 KB, 900x773, scaredycrow.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16684519 >>16684524 She looks like a hobo, no wonder she doesn't have a boyfriend yet

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:37:13 2017 No.16684550 >>16684516 What a cute crow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:37:34 2017 No.16684552 >>16684538 That sounds perfect to me. Then again, I can't really understand why someone wouldn't want to face fuck their waifu to begin with. Some women genuinely enjoy it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:43:03 2017 No.16684577 >>16684534 A cream pie, from the looks of it

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:43:40 2017 No.16684581 Shoggies are for bullying

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:44:48 2017 No.16684588 File: 326 KB, 705x619, 1489009488548.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G-k4zxou7Y

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:45:29 2017 No.16684593

>>16684538
My waifu isn't a undead anon. She it's just that the position looks very degrading, it would hurt me to do something like that to my waifu.

>>16684533
Yeah that does sound nice, since she's taking the lead and doing what she wants to do. On top of that it would feel like heaven. So yeah I be down for that if she wanted to give it.

And about the dom you are correct, its a good portion of the reason why I dislike it. I'd rather have a girl be in control of me at all times, taking the lewd out of me. That and not wanting to see my waifu in a certain state. But I'd still do it if she wanted me to, I'm a huge control slut and that can not only be limited to being sub. Because she may want me to dom her.

It's just, if she lets me call the shots for a second the one thing I wouldn't be doing is bending her over and fucking her brains out.

If that helps in trying to explain why I don't do dom stuff. Gah it's conflicted views in my head and it's confusing myself. I just need my waifu to hold me

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:45:33 2017 No.16684594 >>16684588 I want to get kidnapped by Bowserina and get rescued by a Paladin-chan!

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:48:57 2017 No.16684606
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Also noteworthy; when I asked the artist about requests he responded via image.
I know you guys like elves, so here you go.
>>16684536
Barely enough to hold a conversation, but I can manage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:49:36 2017 No.16684608 >>16684606 Wew, dat elf's gotta DONK hidin back there

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:50:25 2017 No.16684612 File: 561 KB, 1000x1420, 1486539575198.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16684581 Silly mastah. Silly, naive, 3 Dimensional, unenlightned mastah.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:51:33 2017 No.16684620 >>16684606 So, open? Which guy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:53:39 2017 No.16684627 When's the last time we had a good old tits vs ass argument?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:56:00 2017 No.16684639 >>16684620 http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=16836 With a lot of artists, I've found, they're open to hearing out your ideas, and if it's something they like, they might draw it in their free time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:56:07 2017 No.16684642 >>16684612 Little mastah is about to get SHOGGOTH'D. Lucky him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:56:33 2017 No.16684644 >>16684627 Those are lame. I like both breasts and butts a whole lot. I prefer breasts, but not enough to argue about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:57:12 2017 No.16684645 >>16684627 Both are good.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 16:58:12 2017 No.16684655

>>16684593
Well, it sounds like you'd need a power bottom waifu to get you to do some of that kind of stuff you don't particularly enjoy.

Yeah, it does help with explaining your reasoning behind not wanting to do dom things. Some people, like myself, can easily be what could essentially be considered a, erm, "low-key rapist" because of how rough and hard I'd do things, which, although isn't necessarily the whole range of what male-dom technically is, can be a hard mindset for someone who already isn't a switch or dom to enter. But one thing you should know is that the intentions of what you, as a sub, and I, as a dom, with monster girls are quite similar, if not the same, that being to make them feel good in a way we'd want to.

This aside, it's why monster girls are great, you could treat them how you think would be best and they'd still love you for it, regardless of how the job gets done.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:00:33 2017 No.16684673 File: 376 KB, 1221x1667, 1485545581809.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16684642 How big would you want your Shogg to keep her tiddy while working around the house?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:01:27 2017 No.16684678 File: 106 KB, 447x501, kiki duel.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16684612 I will be protected by my Kiki!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:06:44 2017 No.16684698 >>16684655 What Monstergirsl would be best for power bottoms? Not full blown sub necessarily (unless that's what they want to do tat night) but for helping a guy go further in domming or pounding them?

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:07:08 2017 No.16684701

>>16684655
It would definitely make me feel strange and uncomfortable if my waifu was power bottom. She'd force me to dom her and that would confuse me, wanting to listen to every word of her command but not wanting to dom her. But it would be a good thing since she's pushing me beyond my limit and not letting me stop, hope she lets me use the safe word alot

But it's ok anon if you like you're kind of fetish. Aslong as it pleases you can make your waifu happy, that's all that matters.

>This aside, it's why monster girls are great, you could treat them how you think would be best and they'd still love you for it, regardless of how the job gets done.

It is a really good thing that this is true. But for some reason its really hard to accept as fact. I'd always feel as if there is a need she has that I'm not fulfilling or that really I'm doing a bad job and she doesn't want to tell me. Now I feel bad because I guarantee myself I'd say sorry to her for being a sub.

I dunno, maybe what that demonfag said that one time about sacrifices really took its toll on me. I'm confused and always think about it when confused about being the sub. I can never take a direct route to being the sub and can't even explain it in a solid fit in my head. It's always flexing while still remaining sub.

Sorry to write so much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:09:08 2017 No.16684710 All these years later there's still no lioness mg, how am I supposed to jack off too Nala without being called a furfag?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:10:06 2017 No.16684718 >>16684710 You could fuck half a griffon

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:11:25 2017 No.16684723 >>16684710 brb, jerking off to whoopie goldberg hyena

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:16:57 2017 No.16684748 >>16684718 I don't like the taur types. So very awkward to think about. >>16684723 Wow fag enjoy your pseudopenis, Kiara best girl

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:17:32 2017 No.16684750

>>16684701
Well you should be willing to make sacrifices but it's also not like your waifu won't absolutely love everything you do. Theyre never gonna be disappointed as long as you love them and express it in some way with sex a lot. Doesn't necessarily matter which kind.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:19:57 2017 No.16684759 >>16684673 What was that about a shogg's titties?

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:21:48 2017 No.16684765
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http://pastebin.com/6sfsEgLb

Alright, here's the final update for Mail Order Jinko, new from line 933. I've chosen to end here as I think the story has run its course, so I decided to end with one final piece of Avdotya and her husband enjoying some 'quality' time together to tie things up.

Let me know about what you thought of the story: things you liked, what I could improve on, stuff like that. I hope you all enjoyed reading it as much as I did writing it.

Shout-out to Demon-recolourfag for doing this recolour for me as well, it looks great.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:23:25 2017 No.16684772

>>16684698
Hmm. Probably most of the hard dom girls like Hellhounds and Ushis, or hell, maybe even the Onee san types, considering that they may want to push they're lover further.
>>16684701
>first spoiler
She'd let you keep using it at the beginning until you can easily transition into fucking her that way.
>Aslong as it pleases you can make your waifu happy, that's all that matters.
It's good to know that she'd be fine with all the stuff I'd put her through. I wouldn't leave my little inferno on the floor to lick up my own semen, I'd still pick her up and let her pass out against me and hug her as we pass out together

I wouldn't say that you'd have to exactly beat yourself up about wanting to stay as a sub, a monster girl wouldn't exactly mind whether you want to stay one way or the other because she might just only care about what makes you happy or feel good since you'd be putting time into making her feel good. So if she felt like you may enjoy a brief stint as dom, I'm sure she'd try to slowly egg you into fucking her harder until you can be fine with fucking her brains out on a rare ocassion.

But hey, all she'd really want is your warm dick stirring her up and making you happy, so I guess it'd technically work out one way or the other.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:23:39 2017 No.16684773

>>16684750
Oh I'll be making sacrifices for her alright. And I know she'll love me like I love her.

But sometimes it's not difficult for my mind to wonder about her needs, and if I'm capable of fulfilling those needs. And then my mind wanders into really messed up stuff from that point.. But I know I'm all wrong and she'd love me no matter what.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:24:23 2017 No.16684778 >>16684588 Gross

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:30:02 2017 No.16684806

>>16684772
I sure would do it now I think about it. Maybe not often and quite rarely since I still feel uncomfortable about it. But if it made her happy, she was ok with it and she still loved me, then I'm all down for it. And even though it makes me uncomfortable, I can still see it as being very pleasurable for both parties.

And it's really nice that my waifu would slowly try to help me get over myself and make love to her in that manner with no problems or withdrawals. I makes me feel happy she'd be supporting me. Y'know?

Just as long as I don't leave her in a puddle of juices while ahegoing. I'd help her to the shower, wash her off, groom her, make sure she's back to her normal state and then spoon afterwards while we compliment how good we were.

And I'm sure you'd do the same for your cute Salamander wife.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:35:12 2017 No.16684830 >>16684765 Muscle Jinko is best Jinko.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:39:19 2017 No.16684847 >>16684710 Chimera is lion-y.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:40:00 2017 No.16684850

>>16684765
That was positively lovely. Also one hell of a blowjob.
Nice story! I liked that it was kinda airy with pacing and skipped forward a few years after a while between parts. My only complaint would be there were still some repeated words and grammatical things here and there, but it didn't take away too much from the atmosphere. Solid work and looking forward to seeing more stories in the future

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:40:26 2017 No.16684851 >>16684765 What the shit Why black? >>16684847 Hardly. And only a fourth of her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:41:59 2017 No.16684858 Do water Dragons shoot out water instead of flames? Would squishing a hatchling Water Dragon make her spew out bubbles or water like a squirt gun?

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:42:29 2017 No.16684860

>>16684806
In an ideal world, that's pretty much what your waifu is there for, to help you get over stuff and just be happy with her and support each other through junk. Y'know, how real relationships should be but that's another can 'o worms
>Just as long as I don't leave her in a puddle of juices while ahegoing
While I'm fine with ahegaos during what would be afternoon fuck sessions, I much prefer torogaos after learning about them.
>And I'm sure you'd do the same for your cute Salamander wife.
Of course I'd shower her, hug and praise all the time. I just want to wipe her tears away from her eyes when she's recovering from intense physical and emotional feelings that she would've just gone through while she nuzzles into my chest and kisses me. I've said once and I'll say it again, even if she wants to be thoroughly violated and turned into a literal female lizard who's only desire is to be stained white, she's still my little inferno.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:42:56 2017 No.16684862 >>16684851 A fourth's better than nothing. Still has the cute round ears.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:44:43 2017 No.16684866 File: 571 KB, 755x883, 1489013083327.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cute centaur wife.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:46:14 2017 No.16684872 >>16684866 Looks like the average relationship with a monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:46:45 2017 No.16684875 >>16684765 Avdotya is a top tier wife. Kinda wish she had kept her accent throughout but it was good regardless

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:46:55 2017 No.16684877

>>16684765
That was a really nice read. Such a lovely story and it came to a tear jerking conclusion.

Great work and we all thank you for the time you've taken to complete this. Guess you could do with some relaxing now, maybe even getting your own Mail Order Jinko?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:47:03 2017 No.16684879 >>16684862 Not in this case, where she's canonically bipolar-er, quadpolar. And I also don't have that kinda crazy sex drive >>16684858 Depends on how hard you squeeze >>16684866 Ewww

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:47:17 2017 No.16684880 >>16684858 But what would an earth or gold dragon spit if squished? Rocks? Mud?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:47:57 2017 No.16684884 >>16684866 This is what happens when the Chief God wins. Remember that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:48:07 2017 No.16684886 File: 306 KB, 1318x823, be76cfd4a02b73826063fce473100118.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16684710 What, not a fan of sphinxes?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:50:48 2017 No.16684901 >>16684886 Oh fugg I forgot about her I wasn't huge on her artstyle but oh well What's her personality like? Is she more or less rapey than the other Egyptian girls

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:51:27 2017 No.16684903 >>16683767 >>16683774 possibly soon

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:52:23 2017 No.16684907 File: 220 KB, 1000x893, riddle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16684901 >Is she more or less rapey than the other Egyptian girls? Great question. What's your answer?

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:53:12 2017 No.16684910

>>16684884
MGE is basically a Xenosaga / Xenogears plot waiting to happen. That tool that can tip the scales of the ongoing war that you found? Lock it away and find a nice mindflayer to help you forget. Remember kids, any deity that would happily perpetuate an eternal war is better off being distracted with it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:53:18 2017 No.16684911 >>16681790 Gf is a redhead, kinda fiery too. Trying to find a good drawing as a reference to show her. I think she'd look killer as a Succubus. >inb4 GF GET OUT NORMIE REEEE

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:53:28 2017 No.16684912 >>16684860 That's nice, and I bet your inferno loves it no matter what. And it's nice discussing this stuff with someone who thinks opposite.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:54:09 2017 No.16684914 File: 851 KB, 897x1464, Bowser.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16684588 >Someone trying to take my schtick I'll kick your ass anon!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:55:39 2017 No.16684921 >>16684907 Switch to Geico and save 15% or more on car insurance

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:55:46 2017 No.16684922

>>16684850
Thanks! I'm happy with the way everything turned out in this one. When I go back and reread it, I definitely feel as if the story is more cohesive and better structured than my others ones, so I'm very proud of that. Hopefully I can keep improving.

>>16684875
I did consider that, but I felt that it was more likely that due to living in an English speaking country for so long, she would get a good grasp on the language eventually. I'm glad you liked it.

>>16684877
Thank you! I do have a few things I want to start writing, but I'm afraid I'm not going to have much time to get to them in the near future. Hopefully my schedule clears up soon, since I really like writing for the thread.

>maybe even getting your own Mail Order Jinko?
Ha, I wish. Jinko's have for sure jumped up my power-rankings though thanks to this story!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:55:46 2017 No.16684923 >>16684911 Why are you doing that in the first place?

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:56:00 2017 No.16684925

>>16684901
Generally far more laid back and less duty-bound than the more popular desert denizens.
Probably more rapey as a result though. They enjoy riddling people. You lose, you get "cursed" and they rape you. You win, THEY get "cursed" and then they try to rape you.

They also enjoy the questioning outside of sexy times, though.
>they also use “questioning" for other things in their daily lives. They often make decisions or judgments depending on the outcome. There's no compelling force as with the above-written curse, but when negotiating or having a conversation with them, it would probably be to one’s advantage if he were to answer correctly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:56:07 2017 No.16684926 >>16681776 Aye, they do. I know, damn shame too. Thanks for the pic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:56:29 2017 No.16684929 File: 575 KB, 600x848, 58447778_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16684903 Excellent. Do you play the game, or are you just fond of the designs?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:56:33 2017 No.16684930 File: 233 KB, 850x1202, 1488666630383.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16684911 Take it and depart

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:57:32 2017 No.16684933 >>16684930 Scottiush succubi are sexual bullies with harsh sounding accents

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:58:05 2017 No.16684937 >>16684911 >GET OUT NORMIE REEEE This

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 17:59:13 2017 No.16684938 >>16684912 I assume she would enjoy it, whether if she was riding cowgirl on the bed or being pressed against the shower wall. But yeah, it's nice to hear from the other perspective too sometimes

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 18:00:22 2017 No.16684942 >>16684922 Nearly 5000 views on your stories in a little over a month is a pretty great start

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 18:00:30 2017 No.16684944 >>16684765 It was a cute story, and I'm not all that into Jinkos.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 18:05:00 2017 No.16684959 >>16684929 just the designs really so I'm a dirty poser. I think I'd enjoy the game more if it weren't the standard mobage fare of grinding for gacha. top waifus all across the board tho.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 18:05:28 2017 No.16684960 >>16684938 So is she too tall for suspended congress or are you strong enough to lift her? This kind of talk is really making me want to ask my waifu is she wants/is ok with me bending her over and fucking her until she screams my name

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 18:05:52 2017 No.16684961 >>16684925 Well that's a shame. I have the sex drive of a brick so anything about Kiki level is pretty much out for me. The questioning thing is weird. Philosophy is fun though so maybe it would work.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 18:08:13 2017 No.16684964
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>>16684959
>just the designs really so I'm a dirty poser
I have a 3.77 GB folder with dedicated subfolders just for Nasu sluts, and I still have no desire to play it due to its nature as a gacha game.
>top waifus all across the board tho
True that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 18:11:02 2017 No.16684969 >>16684964 >>16684959 >Going anywhere near Fate for the story outside of Stay/Night Great wiffus and supposedly boys if you're into that, but very little value outside of that

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 18:11:06 2017 No.16684970 >>16684964 >Jack motherfucker that's cheating and you know it

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 18:12:15 2017 No.16684974

>>16684960
She's taller than me, but I'm specifically getting strong for her, as odd as that sounds. Plus, both reverse and normal suspended congress are my favorite positions since you get to whisper into their ears, or frills in my case, all sorts of things and kiss their neck while pressing against each other.

>spoiler
That kind of stuff makes me diamonds, so I can only offer a heavily biased "yes". More points if you kiss her while she's moaning loudly so she moans into your mouth. Dammit, I think I may have gotten a kissing fetish somewhere along the line

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 18:12:35 2017 No.16684975 File: 749 KB, 1280x1824, 1488661261652.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A dragon in heat is very dangerous. Especially when she got her eyes on that cute Anon boy in the village by the foot of her mountain.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 18:13:22 2017 No.16684977 >>16684975 She's got ghost wings!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 18:13:29 2017 No.16684978 >>16684964 I've never wanted to fuck a serial killer so bad, Jack is too good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 18:14:31 2017 No.16684981 >>16684975 Does anyone have that one post of what you do when a Dragon's in heat? 'Cause that would apply right about now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 18:15:58 2017 No.16684983 File: 937 KB, 927x734, shyvana.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16684981 Here's the updated version.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 18:18:16 2017 No.16684988 File: 462 KB, 1152x2698, 1479842683340.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16684970 >>16684978 She has a top-tier bodytype, so it's understandable as to why she's so popular.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 18:19:07 2017 No.16684989 >>16684988 It's going to hurt seeing her die in the upcoming anime.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 18:21:28 2017 No.16685000

>>16684974
Oh yes. I always want to tell my waifu I love her no matter what stuff we're doing. So if I ever was doing her from behind I'd have to lean in and tell her how much I love her and giving her a kiss on her back. That and I could sniff sniff her tail.

This is where a potion to make her smaller would be helpful, I could have her on top of me while I fuck her, kissing and nibbling at her neck while giving her ASMR. She leaves bite marks all over my shoulders and I love them. So I hope she's ok with me giving her a hickie. Although she can tell me at any point if she isn't comfortable, but I do think she'd love it. All I want to give her is pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 18:29:38 2017 No.16685013 It's funny that I was warned for that centaur pic for "guro", when it's been posted unspoilered as a thread OP pic in another blue board. >>>/a/154339872 I sound kind of salty when I say it like that, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 18:30:58 2017 No.16685017 >>16685013 >finally some dangerous monstergirls manga That OP sounds like a loser.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 18:32:26 2017 No.16685020 >>16685017 One of those things where I have to remind myself that it would be wrong of me to wish them being on the receiving end of their fantasies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 18:33:02 2017 No.16685023 >>16684975 God those hands are disgusting Is anyone willing to shop those down to a reasonable size?

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 18:34:17 2017 No.16685025 [DELETED]

>>16685017
Yeah. I mean Killing Bites has been out for a while. Not being currently translated, but I hope the game changes that.
It'd be nice to see some more monstergirl stuff that isn't just done for sex appeal or slice of life series', though. It's starting to get a bit old.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 18:43:17 2017 No.16685055 >>16684880 Earth just burps up poisonous gas, gold may just breath fire like a regular one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 18:48:29 2017 No.16685074 >>16685055 Don't D&D ones breathe hallucinogenic gas or something? I remember something like that from Dragonlance. Which is my closest exposure to D&D whatsoever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 18:53:32 2017 No.16685093 >>16685074 Black Dragons (essentially Earth Dragons) breathe acid. Interestingly, Blue Dragons breathe lightning, if I remember correctly

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 18:55:04 2017 No.16685099 >>16685074 Depends on setting. Could be toxic gas, could be a beam that causes crystals to form on shit like Seath/Seth. Personally, I like to imagine Earth Dragons having poison, acid, or/and petrification breath.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 18:55:05 2017 No.16685100 >>16685013 Wow, that looks fucking awful.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 18:56:18 2017 No.16685103

>>16685000
>Hugging from above while doing it doggystyle
That's quite lewd anon. If I was doing that, I wouldn't resist giving my waifu's frills and tail a lick or two. Maybe even kiss her if she was flexible enough.
>This is where a potion to make her smaller would be helpful
How big is she compared to you, I mean, I can't decide whether or not my waifu is 7 feet tall or just a solid 6"5', since I stand at an imposing 5"7' . But to your other point, yeah, having a shorter girl for a little bit of time might be nice, though, you may have to go to some irreputable types for a potion of shortness/shortstackiness or what have you.
>She leaves bite marks all over my shoulders and I love them.
I see you too are a man of good taste. Personally, I could go one step further with my waifu's heated claws and fangs pressed into my body. Not enough to draw blood exactly, but enough for hickeys, light scratches and even possession scars, despite the way I've described how I'd do things with her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 18:57:17 2017 No.16685107 File: 722 KB, 1000x1304, 1488448345406.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Next up on the Sci-Fi channel, Mersharknado 5: Human Boys Bite Back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 19:00:36 2017 No.16685117 File: 1.39 MB, 2976x3901, kaia WIP.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16685107 Big. FAT. Shark. Tails.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 19:05:56 2017 No.16685129 >>16685107 Considering they're sharks, I bet the have the best aheago/'o'-faces

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 19:08:57 2017 No.16685136 >>16685129 That one huge mouthed shark that eats filtered plankton must be quite a sight as a mon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 19:09:26 2017 No.16685138 File: 166 KB, 600x846, 1450646040032.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16685117 Haahn? You looking to get your ass kicked you damn punk?

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 19:10:28 2017 No.16685140

>>16685117
How do you live with a mermonster inland? I imagine having your house renovated with a bunch of small canals running all over the place so she can be with you in every room. That, or some kind of Lock, Shock, and Barrel-esque walking tub.

>>16685129
Oh, definitely
>you come deep inside her, sending her into a mind-blowing orgasm
>her heart-pupil eyes roll back and her tongue lolls out of her shark teeth lined mouth

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 19:12:25 2017 No.16685145 >>16685136 The whale shark? Yeah she's nice. But the Greenland Shark would still be the best shark girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 19:12:56 2017 No.16685147 >>16685140 >How do you live with a mermonster inland? You get strong and princess carry her everywhere. Alternatively, wheelchairs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 19:14:19 2017 No.16685152 >>16685136 >>16685145 Basking sharks have the largest mouth to weight ratio

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 19:15:24 2017 No.16685154 Would deepsea goblin sharks be light abominations then?

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 19:15:26 2017 No.16685155

>>16685093
Yeah, blue ones breathe lightning. And I'm getting mixed up, it was the green ones that breathed hallucinogenic gas.

>>16685099
I think of the three, my favourite is the petrification breath. Feels to be the most thematically fitting, and it makes me think that a dragon with that power would have turned the entire land around them into stone. Trees, rivers, houses, whatever. All the same earthy colour and rocky material as far as the eye can see. It would look downright eeriee.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 19:17:20 2017 No.16685162 >>16685145 No way, Whale Shark-nee is the best. She maybe a little chubby from overeating, but she's still adorable. I'd spoil her with as much home cooking as she wants.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 19:17:27 2017 No.16685163 >>16685154 They'd be cousins with whatever sleeps below.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 19:18:24 2017 No.16685167 Man, Mr J really didn't like that centaur.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 19:20:31 2017 No.16685175

>>16685145
>>16685152
>>16685162
Now I want a Mershark harem consisting of Whale shark onee-chan, her delinquent cousin Basking shark, and their great aunt Greenland shark who's blind but uses that as a way to always push her large bust into my shoulder when she's walking alongside me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 19:21:14 2017 No.16685177 >>16685175 thresher shark girl would be kinda quite if you're into whipping

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 19:21:27 2017 No.16685178 File: 477 KB, 2182x2800, 1472165279642.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16685167 >We gonna catch the Batwoman, Mr. A?!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 19:22:38 2017 No.16685181 Would a Nurse shark girl always be in uniform?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 19:23:24 2017 No.16685184 >>16685178 Well, now you've got me actually slightly interested in gremlins. Give them that Harley Quinn voice. All of them, and I might dislike them a little less.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 19:24:49 2017 No.16685190 >>16685184 >disliking Gremlins For what reason? Are you stupid? Or retarded?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 19:25:08 2017 No.16685191 >>16685184 Why do you dislike them?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 19:26:57 2017 No.16685196 >>16685190 >>16685191 Bad design and redundant gimmick. I get it if you like them because of the costume, but it's not enough to trick me into thinking they're a good monstergirl design.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 19:27:22 2017 No.16685198 >>16685175 Why would the basking shark be the delinquent They're docile as shit Make the tiger or hammerhead shark the delinquent, those ones are actually pretty violent. Also most basking sharks can't close their mouths

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 19:28:34 2017 No.16685207 File: 21 KB, 325x257, Hey hot stuff, come grab a drink with me after we land, I know a good place..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16685190 >>16685191 He had an uncomfortable experience with one when on a plane.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 19:29:16 2017 No.16685209 >>16685198 >forgetting bull sharks Anon, they even live in freshwater

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 19:29:22 2017 No.16685210 >>16685198 She would be more of the 'reluctant delinquent' type. People would be terrified of her because of how big she is, and her looks, but in all sincerity, she just wants to be a vet when she gets older so she can help all the sick animals.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 19:34:32 2017 No.16685220

>>16685210
But whale sharks are bigger...

And any large shark is way to fucking lazy to be intimidating. They just kinda hang around with their mouths open going mrrrrroooooaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh all day.

It's like they're constantly stoned out of their minds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 19:36:49 2017 No.16685227 >>16685220 Whale shark is the Onee-chan, she would help take care of Greenland while I was out. Just let me have my fantasy dammit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 19:38:11 2017 No.16685232 >>16685207 >That >A bad experience Shatner would have fucked that, and so would I

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 19:44:40 2017 No.16685246 >>16685181 Only if it's your fetish. Otherwise, she's more than willing to take it off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 19:48:57 2017 No.16685264 File: 1.27 MB, 1079x1500, 1488561188466.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mage wocks

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 19:50:23 2017 No.16685268 >>16685264 Do they brew potions to win the hearts of their otoutos? But he really has his sights set on a paladin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 19:56:41 2017 No.16685296 >>16685264 Wock Wizards

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 20:11:49 2017 No.16685360 >>16685264 Frostmancer Ice Queens Barbarian warrior Jinkos Healer grappler Yetis

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 20:21:11 2017 No.16685378 File: 401 KB, 1215x717, 1488918300320.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dryad dragons?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 20:22:30 2017 No.16685382 >>16685378 Reminds me of an evil wock with those two heads

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 20:25:07 2017 No.16685389 I want to abuse a monoeye's peehole.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 20:29:21 2017 No.16685399 >>16685264 Automaton archers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 20:40:38 2017 No.16685433 the thread is so slow, was everyone banned?

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 20:41:39 2017 No.16685436

>>16684673
>>16684612
I personally find shogs disgusting and scary (not even scarousing), but big wobbly shog tiddies would go at least some way to distracting me from that body-horror shit she's got going on down below.
Can I get her to wear a bag over her feet?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 20:41:54 2017 No.16685437 File: 1.95 MB, 499x758, 3efeb13bd3a611fda801947d0311c828cc1d4352b3d253641fb1c8212436213c.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16685433 No. I'm eating noodles right now. Have a succubutt to tie you over.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 20:42:56 2017 No.16685439 >>16685433 Nothing to talk about. Trying to figure out how to go through with my writing. Etc.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 20:44:13 2017 No.16685447 File: 803 KB, 760x1200, 1469179803954.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no strict kiki to make me stop posting about monster girls and fucking get shit done

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 20:44:29 2017 No.16685449 File: 143 KB, 1029x1440, 1488318652175.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would a Gore Magala girl threaten the well-being of all nearby couples with her frenzy virus?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 20:44:56 2017 No.16685452 >>16685433 Too busy playing Bomberman.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 20:45:17 2017 No.16685453 >>16685437 I'd like a succubutt to tie me up! Heyo!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 20:45:43 2017 No.16685454 >>16685449 Sideskirt wings are my new fetish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 20:48:04 2017 No.16685464 >>16685433 On vacation. The actual kind.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 20:51:05 2017 No.16685476 File: 88 KB, 800x533, FIGURE-019528_06.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16685454 I kind of wish the figure could keep the cloth-like effect of the wings, but this is still cool.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 20:52:58 2017 No.16685483 File: 499 KB, 1165x823, 1405883056633.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16685453 Succubi bullying virgin Monks is the hottest thing ever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 20:58:26 2017 No.16685505 >>16685117 One word. Majestic.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 21:00:19 2017 No.16685512

>TFW you and FUCKING TIAMAT, the dreaded MOTHER OF ALL DRAGONS, are fighting to the death in the ruins of some long forgotten Imperial city to settle an ancient grudge... but then that pompous, pompadoured jackass of a God-Chosen Hero and his harem of idiots show up and accuse you both of plotting to take over the world.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 21:01:48 2017 No.16685523
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>>16685140
According to a Q and A, KC's mermaids can move on land in 3 ways.

1. All of them are able to move about a bit by sliding/pushing their tails. Presumably this is rather slow and ungainly.

2. With some work they can learn the polymorph spell to give them humanoid legs temporarily.

3. With some work they can learn to use their mana to levitate a short distance off the ground (it doesn't work necessarily to let them fly freely through the sky).

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 21:05:04 2017 No.16685540 >>16685523 >levitate a short distance off the ground With a natural swimming I take it. Land Sharks are real

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 21:06:48 2017 No.16685546 >>16685433 Lightheaded from exhaustion and a bad migraine. Been lurking while playing some arcade Splatterhouse.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 21:07:00 2017 No.16685547 >>16685523 EMG did a lot of dumb shit but wheelchair mermaids was adorable.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 21:08:15 2017 No.16685552

>>16685512
So do you think a human who grew powerful enough would be able to consider himself a rival to Tiamat? Because that would inevitably end in rough fucking while struggling for dominance.
I'd honestly be content with becoming the ruler of a small nation and having a cute Demon waifu.
Being capable of some Getter Robo shit would be nice too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 21:09:41 2017 No.16685555 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that even loli weresharks can be vicious, watch out for them when you go to the beach.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 21:18:28 2017 No.16685581 >>16685540 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4OizZnBPk8

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 21:18:33 2017 No.16685582

>>16684311
Not if the two of you are so deeply in love its hard to be apart from one another for long. At that point it's not just sex for the sake of sex, it's the ultimate act of love and the powerful bond shared between you two.

Yes, I'm an old-fashioned traditionalist when it comes to romance. Shoot me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 21:19:47 2017 No.16685584 >>16685582 >Shoot me. There is literally nothing wrong with being traditionalist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 21:20:50 2017 No.16685587 >>16685555 >weresharks

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 21:23:39 2017 No.16685595 >>16685555 >quads >watch for loli mersharks when you go to the beach Well shit guess I gotta go looking for merpups now, the quads compel me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 21:24:04 2017 No.16685597 >>16685447 Kiki has some real itty bitty titties in her base art, huh

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 21:24:42 2017 No.16685601 >>16685587 Jawsome

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 21:26:16 2017 No.16685603 File: 788 KB, 1280x1769, tumblr_omipi3axR71rads4do1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Frustrated Full-sized Fairies

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 21:28:41 2017 No.16685608 File: 718 KB, 2915x3163, Luth Mershark.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16685540 >>16685581 The thought of Mersharks doing this terrifies me

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 21:29:33 2017 No.16685613 >>16685608 Sud did that Mershark, not Luth. Luth now only draws 40k things on patreon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 21:29:52 2017 No.16685616 >>16685603 >Full-sized Fairies A Titania?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 21:30:36 2017 No.16685618 >>16685603 Who drew this thicc Fae?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 21:30:51 2017 No.16685620 >>16685597 They do complement her dainty and slim physique. Just palm-able sizes are underrated.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 21:31:23 2017 No.16685621 >>16685613 ah, my bad, I saw the collar and immeditly went to Luth in my head

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 21:33:06 2017 No.16685626 >>16685616 Or a freakishly tall fairy. >>16685618 Theycallhimcake

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 21:33:55 2017 No.16685630 >>16685603 Full sized or not I still expect her to fly around me everywhere I go

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 21:35:37 2017 No.16685636 >>16685603 S-She's not wearing any underwear!

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 21:37:20 2017 No.16685640

>>16685630
>Bumps her head into stuff all the time because of your insistence on her flying
>People try and look up her skirt all the time thinking she's a clueless Titania
>Socks em' for trying everytime tellin them to get lost
>Wings are sore every time she finally comes down
Yer a monster. And not the good girl kind. It's a serious disability, Fae-Gigantism!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 21:38:40 2017 No.16685646 >>16685636 Fairies don't wear underwear! Never mind that she's pushing five to six feet taller than any fairy has any right to be! It's tradition!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 21:38:46 2017 No.16685647 >>16685640 >Fae-Gigantism Please anon, she just pissed off the wrong Lich.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 21:39:28 2017 No.16685650 >>16685647 Sounds more likely. Wonder what she did to a Lich to deserve such a fate.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 21:40:45 2017 No.16685654

>>16684923
She's got more of a lewd mind than I do. She'd get a kick out of it

>>16684930
>>16684937

Thanks for the image.

Yeah, yeah...but I dig the whole world of Monster Girls thing, it's fascinating. Plus, I enjoy a lot of the stories and art, especially those with cute romance and/or family life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 21:42:53 2017 No.16685658 File: 566 KB, 600x814, 1489027373211.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16685646 Now I'll never look at Fairies the same way again. They're just lewd little mischief makers who get off on flashing travelers that pass through their forest!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 21:46:33 2017 No.16685669 >>16685658 That ain't true! Fairies are pure! PURE!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 21:48:23 2017 No.16685675 >>16685669 Not since their Titania told them about the joys of stretching. Now they flirt with just about any man who walks through. Sometimes, if he decides to camp in the woods for the night, they'll quietly slip into his tent...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 21:49:35 2017 No.16685676 >>16685658 Are fairy the most friend-zoned type of monster? They're often companions, and teases, but rarely taken seriously.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 21:49:50 2017 No.16685677 >>16685675 I'd be mostly horrified though eventually very aroused at suddenly waking up to a bunch of little fairies playing around on top of me in my tent, pulling at the hem of my pants and asking me if I can play 'the fun stretch game' with them

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 21:51:13 2017 No.16685682 >>16685677 >"Mister mister, play with me first!" >Good lord, this is all too much... wh-whats your name? >"Ona! My name is Ona mister!" >You gotta be shitting me... And then Ona got STRETCH'D

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 21:51:31 2017 No.16685684 >>16685658 Stop posting living onaholes. You know how weak I am to them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 21:54:08 2017 No.16685690 >>16685682 >>16685684 It's that completely eager, even desire-filled face that is just waiting apprehensively for you to st-r-r-e-t-t-c-h them down over your dick, bringing them to instant ahegao bliss

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 21:56:22 2017 No.16685699 >>16685690 They look more rapeable to me than Elves. It's pretty amazing how much I want to break one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 21:57:20 2017 No.16685703 >>16685654 So she want to be the monstergirl?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 21:57:49 2017 No.16685704 >>16685699 But they don't break anon. Even if you were Jack Massivedongen, they'd just buldge and stretch and squeak and push tighter and tighter... but never break. And they'd love it. And love you for it. And want you to do it again and again.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 22:00:28 2017 No.16685709

>>16685682
>While the rest of the Fairies are waiting their turn, two rest next to your head, snuggling up and talking into your ear.
>"I found the most beautiful flower the other day! It was so pretty, you want to go see it tomorrow mister?"
>"Nuh uh! He doesn't want to see that! I know a nice spring where you can take a bath."
>"Yeah! Dontcha want to get out of these clothes mister? Teehee~"
>"He's got such nice muscles~"

Help.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 22:00:51 2017 No.16685712 >>16685584 I know. It's good to see there's others here with the same mindset.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 22:02:03 2017 No.16685715 >>16685704 I'm talking about breaking her mind. Using that sweet stretchy pussy and filling her with unholy amounts of cum to the point where she can't even fly and there is a waterfall of cum coming out of her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 22:05:39 2017 No.16685721 >>16685703 Maybe. She had a friend draw her as a Lamia after I mentioned it once, so it's not a stretch of the imagination.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 22:06:09 2017 No.16685723

>>16684701
>I dunno, maybe what that demonfag said that one time about sacrifices really took its toll on me

I know its an old post, but what he said was a load of crap. Monstergirls don't sacrifice much at all, yet depending on your own spiritual beliefs becoming an incubus may be a sacrifice too many for some.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 22:07:14 2017 No.16685726 >>16685723 What did that guy say about sacrifices? Just want to make sure it wasn't me saying something that got taken wrong.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 22:10:03 2017 No.16685733

>>16685726
That your waifu makes a ton of sacrifices for you, so you should be willing to go incubus for her or you're being selfish.
I strongly disagree with that bullshit, but I'm also aware that trying to define what constitutes an incubus in the first place is a massive can of worms too here.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 22:12:14 2017 No.16685739

>>16685733
To be fair, its a bit of a moot point considering becoming an incubus isn't really a choice one way or the other, its something that just gradually happens over time regardless of whether you want it to or not just by having sex with monstergirls/ a monstergirl wife

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 22:14:43 2017 No.16685747 >>16685739 >don't want kids >don't want to be an incubus I really do like monstergirls, but a big chunk of the "canon" setting does so very little for me. I guess this is why we have headcanon, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 22:16:18 2017 No.16685751 >>16685603 I demand a roughly 8 foot tall fairie, give or take a foot or 2 either way but preferably up

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 22:17:02 2017 No.16685754 >>16685733 Yeah, no. That's not me. My reasons for wanting to go Incubus are 100% my fear of death and not an obligation.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 22:18:43 2017 No.16685762

>>16684701
>>16685723
>>16685733
I didn't expect it would actually have some sort of lasting impact on people, so my apologies. I frankly don't even remember the conversation, so it was probably just rambling at something I was unjustly annoyed at at the time. If nothing else I suppose the point I may have intended to make but overstepped was that its worth sacrificing things for the one you love, but I'm sure I was probably overbearing and annoying about it as I'm wont to be when grumpy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 22:19:11 2017 No.16685765 >>16685733 Even disregarding the whole incubus thing, depending on your beliefs, you are also sacrificing a whole lot by giving up your chances of having a son. Some might not give a shit, but I see that as a pretty big downside.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 22:20:50 2017 No.16685772
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What happens to those Automatons that are found by P'Orcs or Fairies or even Undead? Do they adapt some of that monstergirl species personality traits on top of receiving some new fancy schmancy armor and weapons?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 22:22:53 2017 No.16685779 >>16685772 They wait for the right time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 22:23:22 2017 No.16685781 >>16685762 It's cool, I just thought it was a really weird viewpoint at the time. Honestly, I know I'm probably in the minority here for wanting to stay as myself/a regular human.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 22:23:34 2017 No.16685782

>>16685772
>Automaton finds kinship with a cabal of Liches.
>Blends in perfectly due to her kuudere nature.
>Goes about 'raising the dead' where she cobbles together discarded electronics, appliances and other scraps into simple robots that behave like Zombies.

Cute, but scary.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 22:23:51 2017 No.16685786

>>16685747
I don't want kids or want to become an incubus either...
... but I DO want to be kidnapped by sexually frustrated monstergirls to be tied up and drugged and raped and molested and used as a stud and be unwilling-body-modified into Lewdman McHuegdong until stockholm syndrome sets in and I become an enthusiastic degenerate slut for daughteru-making sex.

That I start off hating it is part of the fetish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 22:26:35 2017 No.16685798 >>16685781 Nah, no worries, just ignore me if I ever get too 'you should do this' or 'be like this', its the work bleeding through where it shouldn't and where I don't want it to be. Do and be what you want!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 22:31:04 2017 No.16685813 >>16685772 >P'Orc-raised Automaton >Still speaks in Kuudere monotone, but in broken barbarous English >"Ain't no one going to beat the warchief. Waaaaaaaah."

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 22:33:17 2017 No.16685820 >>16685782 >>16685813 That's adorable.

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 22:36:12 2017 No.16685832

>>16685813
>Be a warrior of some renown.
>Get paid a large sum by the local lord to deal with a P'Orc chieftain so the horde disperses.
>Reach their encampment and challenge their leader to one on one combat.
>Prepare yourself for a fight with a very large P'Orc, most likely 7 foot tall, bound to have a lot of muscles.
>Out of a large tent looks a dirty-looking Automaton.
>She's dressed just like a P'Orc, with leather straps, she's also drawn a little pig snout on her face.
>Not quite what you expected.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 22:38:11 2017 No.16685838 >>16685832 >Also she's drawn a little pig snout on her face Daaaaawwwww

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 22:43:09 2017 No.16685850

>>16685832
>Prepare yourself for a fight with a very large P'Orc, most likely 7 foot tall, bound to have a lot of muscles
I wonder if MGE P'Orcs would have any musculature.
>Out of a large tent looks a dirty-looking Automaton.
She would at least take measures to clean up while observing how the P;Orcs do their thing.

Also, would P'Orcs forge Automaton armor with crudely hammered plates of Demon Realm silver?

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 22:43:57 2017 No.16685855

>>16685782
>Automalich takes you to her "laboratory"
>It's the workbench in her garage
>She claims to have discovered ancient knowledge detailing bringing unlife to mechanical abominations
>Has spent weeks a the scrapyard gathering the most suitable components
>"Behold, my legion of unholy minions. kuu~"
>Whips the canvas off of her workbench a la Victor Frankenstien
>Cobbled together there on the table are the appliances featured in "The Brave Little Toaster"
>She glued googly eyes to them
>A pentagram has been drawn onto the bench with crayon
>Animal crackers are on the five points with the box off to the side labeled "sacrifices"
>A pregnant silent passes between you
>She places on hand on the table and shakes it
>She makes a 'scary', yet kuu, oooOooOooOOoo noise as the googly eyes rattle in their caps

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 22:48:43 2017 No.16685880 >>16685855 Cuuuuuute I bet she draws bags under her eyes with marker to make it look like she's been up long nights

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 22:49:51 2017 No.16685888 >>16685880 The concept of a 'scary' cloak is also lost on her. She wears a skull pattern snuggie backwards.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 22:50:32 2017 No.16685892 File: 122 KB, 1245x641, overgrown bastion.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16685772 >fae automaton Would she be a friend to all animals? And covered in moss and flowers? Would she try to act genki only to be defeated by her kuu heart?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 22:54:19 2017 No.16685912 >>16685850 MGE P'orcs would probably be strongfat

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 22:55:55 2017 No.16685920 >Parrots only seem like prodigies to us because they repeat words and phrases. They have a somewhat limited capacity for understanding actual language. Corvids are actually more intelligent birds than parrots. t. nerdbird

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 23:00:51 2017 No.16685937 File: 214 KB, 1000x1000, Automaton4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16685832 Who dares challenge the Great Chief.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 23:02:58 2017 No.16685944 >>16685937 Hoo, the mighty chief! The Pale P'Orc! She-Who-Clanks!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 23:03:22 2017 No.16685946 >>16684765 comfy, I loved it

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 23:03:57 2017 No.16685949 >>16685920 I believe it. The crows in Yellowstone are good pals with the wolves there, for instance.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 23:05:33 2017 No.16685957 File: 166 KB, 850x1200, 1466395683236.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16685937 I bet those thicc piggies look up to that Automaton as a onee-chan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 23:08:07 2017 No.16685967 >>16685937 thats a big waaaaaaaghhammah she's got there

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 23:08:27 2017 No.16685970 >>16685937 >Monotone oinks and squeals intensify

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 23:09:07 2017 No.16685973 >>16685920 Mockingbird girl would be fun. Especially when she does her norio wakamoto impressions.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 23:09:21 2017 No.16685975 >>16685957 Like R. Crumb's Amazon with pig ears, my god

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 23:11:02 2017 No.16685983 >>16685957 >"Chief chief! What is best in life?" >"To crush your enemies. See them driven before you. And hear the lamentations of your future boyfriend. Uwaa."

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 23:13:07 2017 No.16685995

>>16685946
Thank-you! Hopefully I can maintain my level of writing, and continue to improve on it in the future. It means a lot to me that people take time out of their day to read my stuff, and the fact I've been generally well-received has been inspiring, so thanks again to everyone who has read my stuff and provided feedback.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 23:13:26 2017 No.16685997 File: 288 KB, 977x1600, 1446582592879.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16685888 >She wears a skull pattern snuggie backwards. >not some bitchin' metal skull armor.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 23:14:02 2017 No.16685999 >>16685983 >And hear the lamentations of your future boyfriend. Uwaa How flattering.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 23:14:04 2017 No.16686000 >>16685949 That honestly sounds like the most metal team-up in the northern hemisphere.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 23:15:07 2017 No.16686008 >>16685997 That Lich is THICC. Artist?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 23:17:17 2017 No.16686021 File: 23 KB, 270x613, 1443585865430.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16686008 >Artist? Believe me, while Space Jins girls are wonderfully thick and busty, you aren't missing out on much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 23:17:57 2017 No.16686026 >>16685995 Keep up the good work. Just be ready for any day now when someone calls you shit and flips out and tells you to gtfo and all that stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 23:19:43 2017 No.16686034 >>16686021 You underestimate how easy I am to please. Thanks though

Anonymous Wed Mar 8 23:20:34 2017 No.16686039

>>16686000
The crows actually rat out where prey animals are located, and so they get pickings from the kills. Teamwork!
I recall that they've also been spotted sorta playing around with the wolf pups. Possibly to get them familiar and used to the crows hanging around.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 23:21:51 2017 No.16686049 >>16686034 Enjoy the copious amounts of testicle annihilation

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 23:22:19 2017 No.16686053 >>16686026 I'm actually looking forward to when that happens, oddly enough. I always find those spats amusing, but that's just me. Thanks though, I'll do my best.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 23:22:26 2017 No.16686054 >>16686026 Honestly, not that hard to stay on the thread's good side. Just don't do /d/shit, and keep your ego in check pls no shitstorm, I'm too tired for a discussion on why x writefag is shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 23:24:08 2017 No.16686063 >>16686039 Odin's children working together. What would a Monstergirlified Odina look like?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 23:26:45 2017 No.16686075 File: 877 KB, 1000x1000, 57647066_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 23:27:00 2017 No.16686077 >>16686063 Eyepatch

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 23:30:26 2017 No.16686090 >>16686075 Yep, that's a healthy pupper. I'll buy her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 23:31:32 2017 No.16686097 >>16686075 be sure to check your daughterus for strep throat and make sure they grow up to be healthy and strong

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 23:33:04 2017 No.16686105 >>16686075 Those eyebrows are cute, I hope they continue to grow nice and bushy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 23:36:27 2017 No.16686118 >>16686063 http://monstersuperleague.wikia.com/wiki/Odin#Dark

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 23:50:35 2017 No.16686162 >>16685937 Pfft

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 23:55:02 2017 No.16686178 File: 662 KB, 1500x1500, Automaton5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16685970

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 8 23:55:59 2017 No.16686182 >>16686075 gotta make sure she's ready for oral slave day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 00:00:33 2017 No.16686198 >>16686182 But anon, Oral Slave Day isn't until November!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 00:01:02 2017 No.16686201 >>16686178 10/10, would be 11 if she made cassette-tape rewind noises first. Please make that a thing.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 00:04:19 2017 No.16686210

I've been having trouble figuring out who my waifu is but I think I just hit upon a lead, but need help figuring it out. I was just starting to fall asleep when I almost "saw" her as I was staring at the other side of the bed. She had golden eyes and was of a somewhat petite body type (think harpie, not berformet) yet was strong but not muscle-y with a moderately sized chest.
Who is she? I've never felt this close to finding my waifu before. I'd hate to keep her waiting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 00:05:00 2017 No.16686216 >>16686210 She'll come to you on her own time anon, you just have to wait and be ready.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 00:05:02 2017 No.16686217 >>16686178 Hnnngh

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 00:05:57 2017 No.16686220 >>16686198 I'm sorry but says who?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 00:07:10 2017 No.16686225 >>16686198 I'm with >>16686220, Oral slave day is every Sunday, except one week she's the slave and next week I'm the slave

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 00:08:30 2017 No.16686230 >>16686178 I want to carry that P'Orc.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 00:08:57 2017 No.16686231 >>16686210 Basically what >>16686216 said. You'll find each other eventually, just give it time and keep an open mind. Don't push it or rush into anything, it'll happen at some point.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 00:11:06 2017 No.16686240

>>16686220
>>16686225
I mean, you can celebrate Oral Slave Day whenever you wand anons, but personally I'd celebrate it in November.

Actually, now that I think about it, once a year is too few times to celebrate it, maybe we'd make it a once a month type thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 00:56:07 2017 No.16686390 Would monstergirls drive cars in a modern monstergirl setting? Do you ever imagine your waifu driving a car?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 00:59:00 2017 No.16686398 >>16686178 That's a cute P'Orc you've drawn. I want to take it home and start my own P'Orc tribe.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 01:03:24 2017 No.16686412

>All this talk about orcs and P'Orcs
>Shadow of War Gameplay trailer came out
>Name is shit, but goddamn I want me my orc army and Orc aussie sniper bro
>Immediately get to thinking of this with MGs because I'm ruined like that

Who would your Orc/P'Orc generals be anon? What role would they fill and how did they join your ranks? Are you a good warlord are an evil warlord? Which one is your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 01:03:26 2017 No.16686413 >>16686390 I don't think mine could drive unless there were custom cars for sneks. She can't drive if she's got no feet.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 01:04:57 2017 No.16686418

>>16686390
>>16686390
I don't really imagine my waifu driving anon, no. I do absolutely imagine going on drives with her though, and with our daughteru. They would both love rolling the windows down so they can stick their heads outside! My waifu would be more embarrassed about it of course, so she'd only do it when traffic is very light. Even just looking out the window would be almost hypnotic to her and our daughteru though, because of that I don't think she'd be able to drive all that safely.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 01:07:49 2017 No.16686433 >>16686390 Unless they start mass producing those cars made for large mass, I'm going to have to get used to taking the subway with the Snake women.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 01:08:12 2017 No.16686434 File: 155 KB, 1000x1000, WTuURSu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 01:08:51 2017 No.16686437 >>16686434 What is that supposed to be?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 01:08:58 2017 No.16686439 >>16686434 tentacle-chen does not deserve such suffering!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 01:09:29 2017 No.16686441 >>16686434 What the...

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 01:09:36 2017 No.16686442

>>16686390
My waifu absolutely detests nearly any sort of vehicle, and would be very uncomfortable around them, much less driving them. She could manage to put up with being in one I suppose, but long trips would tend to take a lot out of her and make her anxious which would then be fixed by long sessions of cuddles and kisses.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 01:09:38 2017 No.16686444 >>16686390 I could see a centaur or ushi pulling a ricksha around town as public transportation. Whether or not they actually take you to your intended destination is another matter I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 01:10:14 2017 No.16686447 >>16686390 Going off of this and the replies, I feel like a modern monstergirl society would have to have great public transport systems.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 01:12:06 2017 No.16686455 >>16686434 This is the first time ever that I've had a hard time differentiating between Loens and Latenights styles.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 01:12:54 2017 No.16686458 >>16686434 can someone explain what this is?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 01:13:14 2017 No.16686461 File: 434 KB, 850x734, sample_87ea191e521d190461a44cee0f076919.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] W-White horn?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 01:13:22 2017 No.16686462 >>16686390 Most would take public transport as it''ll be simpler then making cars for them and learning how to drive with inhuman. Others would just fly.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 01:14:44 2017 No.16686468

>>16686390
I've often imagined a Pharaoh sneaking away from her overbearing Anubis retainer to go rocketing around the country on an impromptu road trip in a vintage 'stang to a triumphant chorus of Queen, yes.

Bonus points, she meets and befriends people on the way who never catch on that she's an ancient, all-powerful God-Queen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 01:15:25 2017 No.16686470 >>16686437 >>16686458 http://imgur.com/a/nmshJ

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 01:16:22 2017 No.16686473

>>16686447
I'd like to see how they'd implement that in the city I live in, especially since my idea setting is an alternate reality version of here with monstergirls. It's big and sprawling and you need a car to do basically everything, and traffic is just awful too so having good public transport would be pretty neat. Even so though, I love driving and would definitely like to share it with my waifu and daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 01:17:32 2017 No.16686477 >>16686470 Ah, it makes sense now. Worth a giggle.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 01:18:21 2017 No.16686481 >>16686468 That sounds like it'd make a neat movie, especially if the Pharaoh is in her teens.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 01:21:40 2017 No.16686487 >>16686434 That poor thing. Would it be possible to get some Demonic Energy worked on her to turn her into a wonderland version of a Tentacle Girl? She could join me and my waifu's growing list of adopterus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 01:23:00 2017 No.16686491 >>16686487 Not everything can be your daughteru anon, I think there's a limit to these things.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 01:23:52 2017 No.16686494 >>16686487 I hope this happens. Good end. >>16686491 Alternatively give it as a pet to a daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 01:29:33 2017 No.16686499 >>16686473 Yeah. If only monstergirls were real, then I could have my futuristic magic infrastructure city.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 01:32:25 2017 No.16686500 >>16686491 You fucking watch me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 01:33:03 2017 No.16686503 >>16686499 If your magitech city has good public transportation and an ability to walk everywhere sign me up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 01:36:00 2017 No.16686509 >>16686503 Walk, or visit a public teleport station. Flying vehicles would be a thing too.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 01:41:19 2017 No.16686523

>>16686487
>spoiler
You're a better man than I anon, I don't think I could ever adopt a daughteru. The dynamic I have with my waifu and my biological daughteru would just be too exclusive, trying to add anyone else would be like when they made Scrappy Doo.

I guess my main fear would be that the adopted daughteru would never truly feel as loved or included as my biological daughteru no matter what I did.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 01:43:30 2017 No.16686526 >>16686523 I guess I'm too soft hearted to leave a monstergirl starving and crying on the streets, and so's my Demon waifu. This would clearly be after our sex life calmed down a little bit. Or we just got a bigger house and soundproofed our room.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 01:48:16 2017 No.16686534 >>16686526 I feel you. I guess the best I could do is open an orphanage or something of the sort, at least that would keep the poor things off the streets! I would definitely keep my sex life separate though, that'd be just for me and my little family.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 01:48:48 2017 No.16686536 Twin Gremlins who are totally not void whales lewdly cleaning and fixing up an Automaton in your living room as a prelude to a 4some.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 01:48:58 2017 No.16686537 >>16686500 Other anons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 01:50:03 2017 No.16686538 >>16686536 not again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 01:53:49 2017 No.16686548 >>16686536 But I've only got one mouth and one dick!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 01:59:10 2017 No.16686564 >>16686548 But you have TWO hands.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 02:02:26 2017 No.16686581 >>16685103 Claw marks and biting are just so great aren't they? And my waifu stands at about 6'5", definitely taller then me but I don't know if I'm able to kiss her neck while doing it from behind, probably not. Sorry for the late ass reply.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 02:06:40 2017 No.16686601

>>16685762
It's ok man. It's just it kinda stuck with me for a while and made me worry a lot about it I'm not sacrificing enough or I'm not pleasing my waifu's needs. But it's all clear now.

And I know now that I'd definitely become and incubus to please my waifu. Anything for her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 02:10:57 2017 No.16686609 I want a little clingy dragon daughter who always sticks to my back and looks over my shoulders.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 02:13:18 2017 No.16686615 >>16686609 I bet if you trip she could flap her wings hard enough to get you back onto your feet. You'd have to give her a sweet to reward her though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 02:13:40 2017 No.16686617 >>16686434 That's why I'd love ALL of my Wock!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 02:14:39 2017 No.16686622 >>16686615 Too young. She'd need to be a bit older to lift me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 02:16:23 2017 No.16686624 >>16686609 That's cute. Giving daughterus piggy back rides is always great.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 02:17:29 2017 No.16686626 >>16686622 You underestimate the lift dragon wings can produce anon. They're powered by magic and love.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 02:18:59 2017 No.16686630 >>16686624 But if I give her a piggyback ride her sisters will want one too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 02:20:38 2017 No.16686636 >>16686630 Give all the daughterus all the piggyback rides.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 02:21:17 2017 No.16686638 >>16686626 But she's always been a bit weaker than average dragons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 02:22:18 2017 No.16686640 File: 169 KB, 640x467, IMG_4141.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Manticore Mom by Buck, also got a few others like a Ushi Oni momster. Maybe some of you mommy fags wanna check it out?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 02:22:52 2017 No.16686643 >>16686636 Where's that Latenight image of a guy with a bunch of little mons acting as armor all over him? It fits very well with the mental image of a guy giving a bunch of various dragon daughters piggy back rides.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 02:23:37 2017 No.16686645 >>16686640 Shark teeth. Yes

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 02:23:41 2017 No.16686646 >>16686609 Don't let her eat random animals like some other dragon daughters do Make sure her diet is balanced and healthy

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 02:23:48 2017 No.16686647 >>16686638 Oh, you better pamper that daughteru. Pamper her so hard that the other dragons don't dare tease her because they're jealous of how much her father loves her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 02:25:20 2017 No.16686651 >>16686640 Oh my. Not into the mom angle, but I can pretend it's a mistress.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 02:25:59 2017 No.16686656 >>16686645 They're so great aren't they? Perfect for biting. Speaking of shark teeth, there's also a shark mom but it has a monster boy, so just a heads up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 02:27:06 2017 No.16686661 >>16686651 It's always so easy to imagine manticore' as Mistresses. They just fit so well for it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 02:28:03 2017 No.16686664 >>16686646 I feed her high quality meats and special ore to keep her metallic scales nice and healthy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 02:28:35 2017 No.16686666 Wurms are the devil

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 02:31:55 2017 No.16686671 >>16686666 Nice try Turbosatan.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 02:33:06 2017 No.16686675 >>16686666 Is this a sign?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 02:33:53 2017 No.16686679 >>16686671 Satan is a Wurm and has been all along. Never a fallen angel, just a Wurm who dug too deep and liked her marshmallows cooking themselves as she chewed them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 02:36:32 2017 No.16686686 Simple minded girls a cute!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 02:38:32 2017 No.16686692 >>16686686 Lewd girls a cutest!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 02:40:18 2017 No.16686697 >>16686686 Wurms hugging in public. Moths cuddling you when you're making breakfast. Dragon Zombies accidentally deleting your hardcore mode Paladin who got to Baal in Hell.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 02:41:32 2017 No.16686700 >>16686692 But simple minded girls are the lewdest. >>16686697 See, CUTE! They are for love.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 02:43:13 2017 No.16686706 File: 279 KB, 1000x826, uihKx2m.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16686686 I want to go to a bar with one!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 02:43:36 2017 No.16686708 >>16686640 I love mistress Manticores. I want one to pull me around on a leash and a tight thick leather collar. Stopping to milk me infront of everyone every so often.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 02:44:10 2017 No.16686710 >>16686700 I disagree. More cerebral girls can be infinitely lewder!

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 02:47:21 2017 No.16686716

>>16686700
>deleting Chef the hammerdin after he triumphed over the legions of the damned and hoards of demons
>erasing from existence a noble soul who used to be a beloved toy maker, but took up the mantle of holy warrior in the wake of his village being burned down by demons, and vowed to avenge those who died with righteous fury
Her being saddened by me making a big deal over it would be undoubtedly adorable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 02:50:11 2017 No.16686721 >>16686710 But that's wrong. Statistically! >>16686716 Make sure to comfort your simple minded girl after.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 02:51:22 2017 No.16686724 >>16686721 Of course. Maybe share a tub of ice cream while I'm at it too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 02:52:19 2017 No.16686727 >>16686721 Where's the statistics to back that up? Because I refuse to believe that my Demon waifu could be intentionally outlewded by a Dorome.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 02:53:53 2017 No.16686733 >>16686706 One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 02:57:33 2017 No.16686741 >>16686733 >Did I leave the stove on? >Did I close my front door properly?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 03:00:49 2017 No.16686746 File: 60 KB, 377x321, Souls_For_The_Pyre.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16686741

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 03:05:02 2017 No.16686758 >>16686746 >WAKE ME UP INSIDE

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 03:12:13 2017 No.16686775 >>16686758 >CAN'T WAKE UP

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 03:19:23 2017 No.16686782 >>16686733 >Where are the cute boys? >>16686727 My simple minded Dragon Zombie lost them. But she's lewd because she doesn't know how lewd she is so she is objectively lewder than some "demon" Nah but it's alright demonfag. Your waifu is plenty lewd.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 03:20:39 2017 No.16686785 File: 395 KB, 377x321, Ahh.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 03:21:58 2017 No.16686787 >>16686785 Nice, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 03:23:44 2017 No.16686789 >>16686785 I've spent the last 10 minutes trying to figure out how to add a transparent red background with gimp. No luck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 03:24:41 2017 No.16686791 >>16686789 additive blending

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 03:24:48 2017 No.16686792 >>16686686 Is there anything more heartwarming than a simple minded monster girl's smile? >>16686697 A Dragon Zombie could burn down my house while cooking and I'd still forgive her

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 03:26:03 2017 No.16686794 >>16686785 Now if only she can look at the "DESTROY" cake's face and have both respond like this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 03:27:20 2017 No.16686795 >>16686792 Even if she breaks your 40k minis that you sold an arm, kidney, and two children for?

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 03:31:00 2017 No.16686800

>>16686792
A simple minded girls smile is worth protecting. Like a Zombie dragon's or a Dorome's. That's a smile I want to protect.

And that's a good man for forgiving a Zombie Dragon for doing that. I'd appreciate her wanting to cook for me and I'd love her, scolding her only makes her upset. She can't help it anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 03:35:39 2017 No.16686808 >>16686795 Well, I'd be saddened but she'd comfort me in a heartbeat In the worst case I'd hatefuck her a few times to get it out

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 03:43:18 2017 No.16686825 >>16686800 Would you still protect a simple girl's smile if the cost was to let her cuddle rape you for hours every single day?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 03:43:32 2017 No.16686826 >>16686791 ah, thanks!

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 03:59:36 2017 No.16686852

>>16686039
I'm reminded of a neat little anecdote from the bush up here.

>Fox and mouse/shrew playing. Fox would probably eat it eventually but for the scope of observation they seem to be dancing around and nearly tussling.
>Raven swoops in to eat the mouse.
>Fox body blocks. Raven keeps trying to trying to get mouse but it's now hiding in the shadow of the fox, who seems to be actively protecting it and threatening the raven.
>This carries on for several attempts with the fox wheeling around to protect its play partner until the bird gives up.
>They go back to screwing around.
>Now TWO ravens show up.
>One keeps harassing the fox while the other one focuses on the mouse behind it.
>Bam, gets the prey. Fox wanders off.

It was to me a great example of both mammalian play behavior (if perhaps only pred/pray) and corvid teamwork.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 04:00:33 2017 No.16686854 >>16682693 you're a good person

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 04:10:07 2017 No.16686872

>>16686852
>Anon plays with an innocent Kitsune
>Rapey crow girl gets jealous
>She tries to grab Anon
>Kitsune protects him
>Rapey crow backs off
>She comes back later with her sister
>Kitsune can't protect Anon from both
>He gets taken away to their nest where he will become a bird breeder

Here is proof yet again that rape is the superior method of courting

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 04:12:07 2017 No.16686875 >>16686852 pred/prey* I know the correct words, I swear.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 04:12:30 2017 No.16686877 >>16686795 Jokes on you, I don't have enough money for anything valuable. My computer is the most expensive thing I own and its $180

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 04:14:20 2017 No.16686881 Man, bats look like winged sky doggos. >Still no fruitbat neesan stories or pictures

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 04:17:37 2017 No.16686890 >>16686881 >doggos. Don't.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 04:18:34 2017 No.16686893 >>16686881 Who needs a shy, socially inept fruit bat when you can have an aggressive vampire bat instead? Though I admit that after seeing videos of fruit bats being fed, I want to spoil a bat girl with sliced fruits

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 04:18:47 2017 No.16686894 >>16686872 Ha, should have brought more foxes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 04:19:48 2017 No.16686899 >>16686893 Fruit Bats are the largest species of Bat there is. They are also the most fluffy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 04:21:20 2017 No.16686901 >>16686899 >Tall fluffy Werebat who loves fruit. >You'll never feed her pieces of regular fruit for the first time and watch her reaction since she's likely only eaten demon realm fruit before.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 04:22:57 2017 No.16686903

Am I the only one who thinks that Vampires are huge JJBA fans, namely Dio fans? Only reason I ask is because I just woke up from a dream where my Vampfu was quoting Dio like she finished drinking from me and said 'You are the greatest high!' and acting like she was absolutely drunk. Who then proceeded to stub her toe and yelled 'WRRRRYYYY!!' at the top of her lungs, waking me up from the dream. It was odd but good.

On an off related question: do Vampires would go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRFDh_H24SE if they chose to?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 04:25:07 2017 No.16686907 >>16686893 I'd go for a vampire bat because I love bloodsucking, but those things are fucking tiiiiny. I like big girls, so Fruit Bat it is.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 04:28:18 2017 No.16686915

>>16686903
>I just woke up from a dream where my Vampfu was quoting Dio like she finished drinking from me and said 'You are the greatest high!' and acting like she was absolutely drunk. Who then proceeded to stub her toe and yelled 'WRRRRYYYY!!' at the top of her lungs
Your waifu sounds like a huge dork.
You're a lucky man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 04:31:21 2017 No.16686924 >>16686899 >>16686907 So basically fruits bats would be big, harmless, fluffy girls who love to munch on sweets and cuddle And vampire bats would be aggressive lolis who love to suck your blood and rape you? Both sound great, I cannot choose

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 04:33:12 2017 No.16686928 >>16686924 Eh, not necessarily lolis. Just short and flat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 04:35:21 2017 No.16686935 >>16686903 I want an Amazon Fitness Goddess, personally. Aiyaiyayaiii~

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 04:36:02 2017 No.16686936 File: 124 KB, 1050x1350, 1487892573177.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16686907 Big Feral looking Thirsty Bat Girls

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 04:37:55 2017 No.16686939 >>16686936 >Likes to pretend to live up to her vampiric image >Constantly gulping down a deep red liquid and hanging out at night, dressing in undead fashion >Find out one day it's just a blend of watermelon and many kinds of berries.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 04:40:43 2017 No.16686942 >>16686939 >bat wing burrito hugs >lots of love bites >fluffy i see advantages

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 04:42:17 2017 No.16686950 File: 332 KB, 500x750, 1442300846940.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you aid a Dullahan on her quest to get ahead in life even if she wasn't a cute biker?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 04:42:39 2017 No.16686951 >>16686942 With a fruit bat like her it'd be more like affectionate nibbles. She'd probably also let you lay on her and use her mofu and her fat tits as pillows.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 04:45:01 2017 No.16686954

>>16686915
Thanks man. I like to think that my Vampfu is haughty as fuck on the outside, but with me she lets her inner nerd just run wildI think it would be adorable desu

>>16686935
Would she have a personality tick? >Uncontrollable crying when stressed
>Doesn't like anyone stepping in her shadow
>Or massive superiority/messiah complex

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 04:45:26 2017 No.16686955 >>16686951 nibbles are good, and that spoiler's got me diamonds

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 04:46:49 2017 No.16686958 >>16686950 Sure? Depends on what I have to do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 04:48:10 2017 No.16686964 >>16686954 Since Wham is not only the best Pillar Man but also the best band in the group, I'd have to go with a proud warrior stereotype.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 04:49:14 2017 No.16686969

>>16686954
>Super haughty Fortune 500 Vampire ojou sama marries an average human boy because she thinks he'd make a cute slave.
>In reality it's because he shares her interests and she fell for him after he listened to her geek out over her favorite anime for five hours solid

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 04:57:11 2017 No.16686990 >>16686958 You'd probably end up embroiled in some kind of gang war, better ignore it and just ear Russian sushi.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 04:57:33 2017 No.16686992

>>16686928
That's what I meant

>>16686951
You should cover yourself in fruit juices so she can lick you all over while nibbling you

As for burying your face in her chest and fluff you have to be careful, if you get too comfortable she will lock you in a wing hug and won't let go

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 05:14:04 2017 No.16687044 File: 123 KB, 511x298, satania guide my cock.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16686666 Fuck off satan

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 05:15:01 2017 No.16687049 >>16686936 > upside-down underboob This is AAA-rank paizuri fodder right here

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 05:16:22 2017 No.16687053
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Gonna start a new job soon and won't have time to write or be here much, what should I finish next week?
1. Fire rat fight
2. Alpdom
3. OC Steelim shit
4. Something else, what?

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 05:16:29 2017 No.16687054

>>16686969
Pretty much. That or I get her hooked and she goes from there

>"Mr. Blood-bag, It's time for my dinner!"
>OK, can I watch my show while you eat?
>"Fine and- who is this Jojo and why is he on a bizzare adventure?
13 hours later....
>After Wamuu fought Caesar and Joseph comes in
>Shes hugging a pillow trying not to cry
>SHIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcLjmxout-A
>TFW you make your waifu cry her eyes out over an anime
>Finally calms down >"Can...we...keep...watching...?"

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 05:18:18 2017 No.16687062

>>16686468
>You will never be a restless youth struggling to find his way in life until some strange brown woman shows up in a badass car and turns your empty, mundane life on it's head by dragging you on an epic coming-of-age adventure with exciting locales, rock and a metric fuckton of horsepower.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 05:18:19 2017 No.16687063 File: 231 KB, 484x536, Lucy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16686679 What's your evidence of this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 05:19:02 2017 No.16687066 >>16687053 Alpdom. See it through to the end.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 05:22:40 2017 No.16687078

>>16687054
Oh that's even better.
Especially if she starts sneaking references in here and there in her rich girl life.
>Glamour model shots for a fashion magazine? You'd better believe she channels Lisa Lisa.
>An important function? She wears her replica of the Red Stone of Aja around her neck.
>Gets an adorable little puppy that the media gushes over.
>Names it Iggy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 05:25:44 2017 No.16687086 >>16687078 As long as she doesn't make me wear a sailor uniform.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 05:26:44 2017 No.16687092 >>16687086 Why would she? She's going to have you dress up like a delinquent and ravage her vampire pussy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 05:28:15 2017 No.16687101 File: 604 KB, 848x1200, 1443717546922.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16687092 Yare yare daze.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 05:30:32 2017 No.16687111 >>16687101 Well great, now she's fucking gushing. You'd better take responsibility and pound her plump ass from behind while she's pretending to be trapped in the frozen time. It's less the Yare Yare Daze and more that it's you that said it though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 05:32:04 2017 No.16687115 >>16687111 This obsession with JoJo, it must be the work of an enemy Stand! Also a weird coincidence since I marathoned parts 1 and 2 this week.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 05:33:08 2017 No.16687119 >>16687078 I want my Vampfu now. Haughtiness brought down by music references and Roundabout. >>16687092 Right when she cums, she screams 'OH MY GOD!' slightly ruining the moment. Then goes 'Oh No...' when you can't continue.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 05:33:11 2017 No.16687120 >>16687066 Since you're the only opinion, I guess it has to be this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 05:33:16 2017 No.16687121 >>16687115 One day you're going to notice her sketching an OC for funsies and see that she's holding hands with a character who looks suspiciously like you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 05:34:22 2017 No.16687126 >>16687053 Alpdom sounds fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 05:35:17 2017 No.16687128 >>16687119 It's more when she cums she lets out a deafening "WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" The she slumps against you and slurs out a "this is the greatest high!" with the most cum drunk expression on her face.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 05:37:24 2017 No.16687136

>>16686581
There's just something about having my waifu lying on a bed facing me and strongly holding me with her claws in my back and nibbling on my shoulder with drool pooling onto my back that gets me going.

And if she's tall, then you could just bury your face into her back and kiss it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 05:37:35 2017 No.16687137 File: 50 KB, 750x547, CzZ0Z4tUQAAmOvw.jpg large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16687120 Boy do I love being completely uncontested.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 05:43:25 2017 No.16687156 >>16687137 Oh it's that mere "female" lizard again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 05:54:45 2017 No.16687194 >>16687078 >>16687086 >>16687092 >>16687111 >>16687115 >>16687119 >>16687128 Can't listen to 'Walk Like an Egyptian' without getting flustered and soaked. Not to mention pissing off the Anubis neighbor who hears it whenever they have sexy time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 05:57:51 2017 No.16687202 >>16687194 Personally I prefer Propaganda. The science of that Fatherland has rebuilt my destroyed pelvis!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 06:09:21 2017 No.16687229 >>16687194 I love that song and so would my waifu. I don't think she'd take offence to it, unless she does and I get scolded. Would be plenty of fun to enjoy it with her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 06:14:50 2017 No.16687244 >>16687229 Yeah, but hearing it anywhere from 3-10 times a day at full volume?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 06:15:18 2017 No.16687246 >>16687063 The abundance of slip n slides, cookie dough ice cream, and power ranger megazords that litter hell in between lego block treadmills.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 06:17:46 2017 No.16687249 >>16687246 I've never been to hell so I wouldn't know. Gentlemen, I propose we journey to the center of the Hollow Earth!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 06:18:29 2017 No.16687252 >>16687249 It's pretty swell(tering).

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 06:20:47 2017 No.16687257 >>16687252 And I hear everyone there tries to convert you harder than scientologists.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 06:21:39 2017 No.16687261 >>16687257 Convert you to what?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 06:23:25 2017 No.16687266 >>16687261 A husband.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 06:25:04 2017 No.16687272 File: 1.68 MB, 1280x1433, 1459254321662.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16687266 Is that so bad?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 06:26:28 2017 No.16687276 >>16687266 Well those Lava Golems at least play fair, unlike those Demons or Balrogs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 06:27:08 2017 No.16687280 >>16687272 Not really, you get a free collar if you sign up now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 06:27:21 2017 No.16687281 >>16687272 Blueboard. There's hentai

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 06:27:42 2017 No.16687284 File: 67 KB, 404x600, 1426617827516.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Orcs are coming back in a back way in the future, I hope.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 06:28:51 2017 No.16687288 File: 51 KB, 250x250, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16677273 >you will never get your colon bottle-brushed by a tanuki tail

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 06:28:58 2017 No.16687290 >>16687281 Up yours Legolas!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 06:29:18 2017 No.16687293 >>16687284 Orcs are too thick They can make a comeback after going on a diet

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 06:32:21 2017 No.16687303 >>16687288 That sounds unpleasant.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 06:32:57 2017 No.16687309 >>16687293 Look at that girl, she's got an itty-bitty waist.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 06:33:18 2017 No.16687312 >>16687284 >brown p'orc That's unfair, now I want to violate one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 06:35:28 2017 No.16687325 >>16687312 Have at it, man-swine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 06:37:06 2017 No.16687330 >>16687309 Just look at hips and breasts, she tried to contain them in belts and rope but they spill out regardless Definitely too thick

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 06:38:06 2017 No.16687331 >>16687288 >Implying a Tanuki would let you use her tail like that >Let alone touch it Piss off bidoof, even MGs don't like you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 06:38:24 2017 No.16687333 Recolor anon, if you're here could you recolor a Lilim or Demon to have dark skin and pink hair like a Cupid's?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 06:39:26 2017 No.16687339 File: 294 KB, 664x2000, Loen91 (6.7) [S].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Daki update!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 06:41:15 2017 No.16687347 >>16687333 I'm actually on vacation right now so I got no computer access but I'll put it on the list for when I get back!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 06:41:29 2017 No.16687348 >>16687339 Lewd mound.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 06:42:50 2017 No.16687354 >>16687347 >vacation How? RP? Lewds? Avafagging? Speaking ill of our moderator overlords?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 06:42:58 2017 No.16687356 >>16687330 Not thick enough I say!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 06:44:35 2017 No.16687361 >>16687356 Any thicker and you will get P'ORCED

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 06:45:01 2017 No.16687362 >>16687354 Sasuga, NEET.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 06:45:13 2017 No.16687365 >>16687361 Anything less will boar me!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 06:45:41 2017 No.16687366 >>16687361 What if I want one? I desire thick P'Orcs, even if I have to make them myself!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 06:45:45 2017 No.16687367 >>16687362 What?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 06:45:54 2017 No.16687368 >>16687354 I think he means a literal vacation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 06:46:03 2017 No.16687369 >>16687354 No, an actual vacation to a beach house! Daydreaming of a certain Demon in a teeny bikini bringing me a martini! Though it's still early in the morning, I'm just catching the sunrise.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 06:47:07 2017 No.16687376 >>16687367 Only a NEET for life would have such associations for the word vacation!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 06:51:05 2017 No.16687390 >>16687369 >fun at the beach I hate beaches. Reminds me of a cute mexican neighbor I had a crush on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 06:51:12 2017 No.16687391 >>16687365 Please... >>16687366 This is how super villains are born

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 06:51:47 2017 No.16687392 >>16687354 You sure are a silly one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 06:53:14 2017 No.16687397 >>16687391 Come on, whats the worst I could do? Kidnap P'Orcs and forcefully give them hathor's milk, sweets, and meats? Am I going to steal 40 cakes?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 06:53:37 2017 No.16687398 >>16687369 Knowing her it's probably spiked with humpty slime and raging mushroom

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 06:55:02 2017 No.16687406 >>16687397 The trick is doing it 35 minutes ago.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 06:55:54 2017 No.16687410 File: 1.63 MB, 1280x1433, 1456289723117 v3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16687281 I did a blank book version ages ago. I guess I can post that one?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 06:56:07 2017 No.16687411 >>16687390 Eh, they ain't for everyone. It's the peace and quiet I like. >>16687398 Well you can't spell cocktail without tail, of which I'd be pulling on if she were here

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 06:57:20 2017 No.16687415 >>16687390 I love beaches, they remind me of praising the Sun and hanging out with fish in the depths of the lake. Get there early and water's really clear, too!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 06:58:36 2017 No.16687422 >>16687406 Well yeah, why would I wait for someone? I'm getting thick P'Orcs, not making a TV show

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 06:59:33 2017 No.16687426 >>16687244 Would be cute!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 07:00:36 2017 No.16687428 >>16687410 That's a lewd demon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 07:01:24 2017 No.16687430 >>16687390 I don't really like the beach either, just can't find fun in splashing up water or playing in sand anymore. Though, it's not all bad since it reminds me of the first time I started noticing sex appeal in girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 07:03:16 2017 No.16687436 >>16687397 Absolute madman We need a super hero P'Orc to stop you

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 07:04:10 2017 No.16687438 I demand all human girls to be corrupted into werewolves.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 07:04:49 2017 No.16687441 >>16687436 P'Orcs can't be heroes. The closest they can come is leaving behind the life of a warchief to become more in touch with their people's cultural background, leading to an inexperienced and temperamental new leader destroying old allegiances.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 07:05:02 2017 No.16687444 >>16687428 All demons in MGVegas are lewd, they are there to make you gamble more. And if you win a lot you win them as well. You can take them back to your hotel and do what ever you'd like to them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 07:05:41 2017 No.16687447 >>16687438 Denied.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 07:05:55 2017 No.16687449 >>16687410 >Condoms What's she trying to pull?

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 07:06:05 2017 No.16687451

>>16687438
I'd like there to be a few felines in there too. They'll all be in my area though, so there won't be any near you.
On that tangent, what if what human girls corrupted into when the portals opened depended on the tastes of the anon in that area? No way it would happen like that, but I'd be interested to see the demographics. Texan holsts maybe?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 07:07:01 2017 No.16687457 >>16687441 Dammit Thralla

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 07:07:28 2017 No.16687461 >>16687444 I'm intrested. What if I lose though?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 07:07:33 2017 No.16687462 File: 235 KB, 316x322, Snacks.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16687449 This.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 07:09:24 2017 No.16687467 >>16687462 Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 07:10:17 2017 No.16687469 >>16687461 If you start going into a debt a Tanuki will sell you to a monster girl that you hate and you'll be her slave. High risk high reward.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 07:11:03 2017 No.16687471 >>16687467 It's what MGs would do though.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 07:11:31 2017 No.16687473

>>16687451
Hell yes! That sounds really good. I could build my own harem and if I'm honest it does sound plausable considering the fantasy setting of MGE.

So would be nice if my area was full of werewolves and a area where somebody like you would live is inhabited by werecats. I love werewolves so much.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 07:12:08 2017 No.16687475 >>16687471 I bet he is one of those crazies that hate condoms no matter how they are used.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 07:12:34 2017 No.16687476 >>16687469 That does sound like quite the risk. Maybe I'll just visits MGLas Vegas for the sight seeing.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 07:13:08 2017 No.16687479

>>16687449
That's just if you have a condom fetish, you don't HAVE to use them, it's just if you feel like it. Besides, they are special monster girl made condoms, so they still get all of the SE no matter what.

>>16687461
You have a few options:
1. Let the owner of the casino do what she wants with you until you have paid your dept. So run some errands, give her some head, Let her fuck you while she is working, etc.
2. Be the slut boy for rich monster girls in the casino. Have them bet more and play more and just do what they tell you.
3. Be the guards boy toy for the day. They need some stress relief since they don't get it on the job.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 07:13:33 2017 No.16687481 >>16687476 MAN SMELL THAT AIR

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 07:13:37 2017 No.16687482 >>16687473 Werewolves are lovely too, if I didn't have a soft spot for cats they'd be everywhere here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 07:14:57 2017 No.16687488 >>16687481 Couldn't you just taste it like BOOZE?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 07:15:54 2017 No.16687490 >>16687476 But think about all the that ass, anon. Just play a bit and don't waste all your money, if you win you keep going.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 07:18:50 2017 No.16687497 File: 139 KB, 676x656, 1465589096463.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16687449 She is making a COCKtail haron.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 07:19:58 2017 No.16687500 >>16687475 Then I am crazy too Condoms are evil and the bane of monster girls You can fuck her raw and cum in a glass if she wants to drink it

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 07:24:04 2017 No.16687510 >>16687500 I would throw a condom at you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 07:25:17 2017 No.16687516 >>16687479 I call dibs on that boy toy for a guard. Oh god I want to be her stress toy. >>16687490 Well being a guard's toy sounds real intresting. Ill get addicted and end up staying with her!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 07:26:20 2017 No.16687521 >>16687500 This >>16687482 Cats are nice anon. Lovely for sitting on your lap.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 07:26:36 2017 No.16687523 >>16687436 So you're actively giving them to me? I'm just gonna tempt her with a bunch of sweets and meats till she's mine

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 07:27:44 2017 No.16687530 >>16687490 Not him but gambling was never a thing for me. I'd prefer to go with my waifu and go sight seeing. And maybe book an expensive hotel room for something that is too lewd for a prude and pure thread like this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 07:29:52 2017 No.16687535 File: 782 KB, 1280x7509, balloons make good masks.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16687500 >When Anon's monster is confused and afraid he's too dense to take hints.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 07:30:54 2017 No.16687537 >>16687535 My sides, nooooo!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 07:31:34 2017 No.16687540 >>16687535 That anon needs Cupid and Eros.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 07:31:46 2017 No.16687543 >>16687535 Poor dragon girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 07:31:54 2017 No.16687544 >>16687535 Poor girl This is why dense anons must be proactively dated

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 07:33:46 2017 No.16687549 >>16687543 >>16687544 What if he just wants to stay pure until marriage? Don't judge!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 07:34:38 2017 No.16687551 >>16687430 I learned about sex appeal at 5 along with my sister from porn videos watched in secret. At the time for us it was one big >what the fuck are we watching

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 07:40:25 2017 No.16687563

>>16687551
For me it was having no qualms playing with a well developed teen girl one trip to the grandparent's rustic lakeside cabin, and being too confused and nervous to go near her the year after that. If MGs were real, I would have been /ss/ed HARD.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 07:43:04 2017 No.16687571 >>16687563 Like an Anata doujin, you would be smothered by a milf or CC goddess of health as a shota.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 07:43:30 2017 No.16687572 >>16687563 I wouldn't have had that fate. Little me is a jackass

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 07:47:14 2017 No.16687583

>>16687572
Little me was forced to play dress up by my sister and her friends, as well as my aunt.
If it weren't for my brothers, and my genes finally kicking in and turning me into a bearded boy instead of a very girly looking kid at 12, I'd be an Alp. Or a serial killer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 07:47:42 2017 No.16687585 >>16687583 Be honest like your body is!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 07:51:10 2017 No.16687597 >>16687585 I am honest. I dodged an RPG there. Big time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 07:52:46 2017 No.16687602 >>16687583 Little me was just an idiot and a jackass. I'd be surprised if I didn't get a Minotaur/oni/salamander to swear to be little me's arch nemesis. High school me just didn't give a shit so I'd probably just ignore them at some point

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 07:56:49 2017 No.16687621 >>16687602 Little Me was super-popular with girls and got kissed and hugged all the time without consent. WHY DOESN'T THAT HAPPEN ANYMORE?

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 08:01:27 2017 No.16687637

>>16687602
Highschool me was populsr with the girls for being "dark" "lofty" and "cool", when I was just shy and didn't have much to add to conversations that weren't about food or vidya. They actively bothered me enough to make me camp out in the library as I was the single student on campus that kept their mouth shut while there and wasn't kicked out after a few minutes.

In hind sight I was a fucking idiot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 08:04:31 2017 No.16687646 >>16687637 >In hind sight I was a fucking idiot. I could just make that the slogan of my life all the way through school.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 08:08:19 2017 No.16687658 >>16687535 It's the nazi bird!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 08:11:04 2017 No.16687663 >>16687523 Super hero P'Orc works hard to maintain a healthy and /fit/ body to give be a role model for her kind Mere sweets and meats won't break her will

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 08:13:09 2017 No.16687670 >>16687535 >naked apron she's too good for this moron

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 08:13:17 2017 No.16687671 >>16687663 What if I told her those sweets and meats were made with love?

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 08:14:35 2017 No.16687673

>>16687646
>Cute girl talking and being friendly
>Just ask her out
>Know each other on a first name basis and are chummy
>Just do it
>Introduces family members
>JUST DO IT
>Goesvon about prom and trying to find a dance partner
>JUST
>Go to the library and nap instead of pursuing that
>Kill youself

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 08:18:31 2017 No.16687686 >>16687671 She won't be able to refuse them Looks like you've won. Enjoy all your thick P'Orcs, make them the happiest swines in the world

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 08:20:12 2017 No.16687690 >>16687673 I feel your pain. This is why we need the portals open.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 08:21:24 2017 No.16687694 >>16687686 The happiest AND the thickest. Gonna make them my lovely breeding sows

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 08:22:23 2017 No.16687697 File: 899 KB, 635x903, 1392840720562.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16687673 I'd beat you up for this if I ever met you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 08:24:58 2017 No.16687707 File: 284 KB, 850x1227, __hoshiguma_yuugi_and_mizuhashi_parsee_touhou_drawn_by_orz_kagewaka__sample-6f519f7513141bce82543408aec8db31.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16687697 Why is Yuugi so cute?

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 08:25:06 2017 No.16687708

>>16687621
I know how you feel. Little me had two girlfriends and me and my friend humped girl as greeting when we were like 6. I still remember when I was hiding in a tight space with one of my gf just because and she complained about my boner as I pulled her ass into it.

High school me had an anime MC dense moment and a NTR one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 08:28:57 2017 No.16687726 >>16687535 That shit's been posted like four times before, and I'm only scrolling through the threads.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 08:29:58 2017 No.16687731 >>16687726 Well I saw it for the first time now, stop being a selfish prick.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 08:31:23 2017 No.16687734

>>16687708
Since we're on this tangent...
Never been popular with anybody, finally ask a shy, nerdy girl w/ megane for her number one day. She seems interested too, but is spilling as much spaghetti as I am. After a few interactions I chicken out entirely. And that was my entire romantic life all the way through school. I think I deserved to be lonely, but I honestly just wanted someone to approach me with genuine interest.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 08:34:42 2017 No.16687742 Even a Cupid would be sickened by us.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 08:37:01 2017 No.16687752 >>16687734 I did help that I used to fight a lot with my friends and we were popular in school. The dry himping thing was nice too. Now the most I do is hug my female friends here and there and get along with strangers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 08:37:31 2017 No.16687754 >>16687734 That sounds similar to how I did it. Except I awkardly called the girl out to the movies only for her to say that she couldn't go. Then she moved away and I never called back.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 08:37:35 2017 No.16687755 >>16687742 She better do her job better the next time around.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 08:44:44 2017 No.16687772 >>16687755 At least I've fallen in love with my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 08:49:30 2017 No.16687786 Do monster girls who don't rape have an hard time confessing to their loved one?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 08:52:39 2017 No.16687804 >>16687786 Nope and it's extra romantic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 09:14:25 2017 No.16687854 >>16687786 I wouldn't say it'd be hard for them unless the monstergirl in question is either really stubborn or trying to plan something nice for the guy she's asking out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 09:18:36 2017 No.16687867 >>16687804 >>16687854 It seems something way too emotional for them to do it easily Most of them would have to do something special for it, and that something special would most of time involve losing her virginity to him

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 09:23:07 2017 No.16687878 >>16687867 I won't lie, it'd be kind of nice for one to timidly ask me to take her virginity while hiding behind her hands and blushing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 09:29:02 2017 No.16687894 Cute mimic furniture.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 09:32:31 2017 No.16687903 >>16687894 My recliner can't possibly be this cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 09:37:51 2017 No.16687916 >>16687903 But she is. There even massages and comfy hugs involved.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 09:38:30 2017 No.16687919 >>16687894 Furniture? Why not have her be your whole house Life in a Mimic sounds comfy

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 09:41:14 2017 No.16687930 >>16687919 Like monster house with a cute mg? Sure. Must be nice getting home and being tackled by a cutie everytime you open the door.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 09:42:57 2017 No.16687934 >>16687916 How does this even work? Is she like a Living Armor and can move around the chair at a certain range? Because if that's the case, then I want Recliner-chan straddle me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 09:59:04 2017 No.16687979 If yeti bodies are warm, are they always in heat? Do they need ice baths if they get too hot?

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 09:59:45 2017 No.16687981

>>16687930
Yes, I'm not sure if the furniture would have to come from outside or be created by her though

One thing is for sure she won't let you out of the house easily
Be prepared for a lot of teary eyes and desperate hugs whenever you need to go outside

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 10:01:55 2017 No.16687986 >>16687934 It's mimic magic. Have you ever seen how big the inside of it is? There is a whole house under there. >>16687981 Maybe the furniture are the contents of her "chest" and so are you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 10:03:46 2017 No.16687989 >>16687979 You're thinking about White Horns. Yetis work in a different manner.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 10:07:45 2017 No.16687995 Friendly reminder that there is nothing more satisfying than taking the virginity of a little loli monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 10:09:31 2017 No.16687998 >>16687995 Sure thing mate. At what age do you lime your little girls?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 10:11:34 2017 No.16688004 >>16687998 Like* Damn you, lime monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 10:11:40 2017 No.16688005 >>16687995 Fact.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 10:12:31 2017 No.16688010 >>16687989 I want to introduce a White Horn to the beach and ocean before she gets flustered by the hot sand and sun

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 10:14:08 2017 No.16688015 >>16687998 It depends on the girl. Anywhere from birth to like 4.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 10:17:45 2017 No.16688035 >>16687995 How about taking the virginity of a tall dragon while she lays back with tears of happiness in her eyes?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 10:17:50 2017 No.16688036 File: 316 KB, 600x886, 1398153454505.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You die and go to Hell, only to be confronted by a Demon who seems upset you forgot about your childhood blood-pact. What DO you do?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 10:18:23 2017 No.16688039 >>16688035 Sure homie, Everyone has their thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 10:19:35 2017 No.16688043 >>16688036 fuck?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 10:20:57 2017 No.16688048 >>16687995 Well I have to disagree. It would be nice to use a lolification potion on my waifu so I can take her first time all over again. If she wanted me to! >>16687998 I like mine full matured mentally. And only if my waifu changes back after.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 10:21:04 2017 No.16688049 >>16688015 As I thought! You are indeed a disgusting person. >>16688035 Medium size is better in my opinion.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 10:21:16 2017 No.16688050 >>16688036 "Double or nothin, toots"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 10:21:19 2017 No.16688051 >>16688043 You're going to fuck the upset out of her? Good plan.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 10:23:34 2017 No.16688059 >>16688036 ignore her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 10:23:41 2017 No.16688061 >>16688036 Make up for lost time and pull her in for a kiss.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 10:24:35 2017 No.16688064 >>16688048 I don't making her smaller makes her a virgin again. You'll need something else for that. Also, would her fur become small along with her or would it stay big?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 10:25:09 2017 No.16688066 >>16688059 Nigga you in Hell the hell you gonna do if you ain't gonna do her?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 10:25:40 2017 No.16688070 >>16688036 Blame my twin bother and call her dumb.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 10:27:28 2017 No.16688074 >>16688036 Call her out on her bullshit. If I had some sort of company other than enough internet to wreck my eyesight during my childhood I'd sure as fuck not forget about it.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 10:27:34 2017 No.16688075

>>16688064
Oh it doesn't? Well, I'll just look for a DarkMage/Lich who makes potions with that feature. Still, I'd probably not use that form for sex only. It would be nice giving her piggy back rides and having her sit on my lap.

And I think her fur would decrease with her body. It would still be a good bit of mofu but not as much as she would have when she was in her natural adult form. Like the younger Anubis image.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 10:28:33 2017 No.16688079 Forming a contract with a loli Demon as a child that unwittingly turns her into a kissu slave when you both are adults!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 10:29:38 2017 No.16688083 >>16688066 Hang out with her sisters or mother.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 10:30:47 2017 No.16688088 >>16688079 You must be trickiest shota.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 10:31:12 2017 No.16688089 >>16688079 Demons are the only ones who can run away from the feared childhood friend space in harems. I wonder if mothers tell their daughterus stories like that to spook them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 10:37:37 2017 No.16688107 >>16688075 Would be fun to see her with a huge mofu tail. Do you think she would slip some shota potions for you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 10:38:03 2017 No.16688109 >>16687995 That sounds like a fun time anon, but you have to make sure you're ready for the responsibility that comes with that!

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 10:39:53 2017 No.16688117

>>16687986
A giant dimensional space where all of my remotes and change falls into with a big, soft, lazy girl with a comfy lap who likes giving massages? Where do I sign up?
Also, I can't help but laugh at the idea of a girl coming out under the lifted footrest of a recliner while laying on the floor and waiting for her husbando to come home.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 10:43:01 2017 No.16688124

>>16688107
That would be pretty funny to see. It's like those overgrown mofu images. I imagine it would be nice to sleep on her little lap while using her mofu as a blanket.

And of course! I know some people don't like shota cookies. But I'm fully ok with my waifu doing that to me. I'd love it and it's only fair if I get to do it to her, that she gets to do it to me. It's probably really nice having a tall wolfu tower over me and dote on me. I could sit in her lap!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 10:45:25 2017 No.16688131 >>16688117 Maybe she would roll under the mat. I heard there are video games there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 10:48:19 2017 No.16688137 >>16688124 Id keep a stack of shota cookies in the side drawer of the bedroom.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 10:49:46 2017 No.16688140 >>16688131 I'm liking the idea of a Recliner-Mimic far too much. Although, she'd pretty much be a NEET with an absurd amount of spare change for ordering pizza so she can cuddle in couch space while playing video games.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 10:49:54 2017 No.16688141 >>16688137 Good man. I'd do the same, keeping all our stuff in the locked side drawer. Pack of shota cookies and lolification potions and some other gear. What else would you keep in your drawer, anon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 10:50:55 2017 No.16688143 >>16688124 I bet she would enjoy wrapping you in her mofu and cuddle you in your mofu blanket. Just be careful to not become a shot with her as a loli, it might be too lewd.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 10:52:42 2017 No.16688145 >>16688124 You know, I really dislike the thought of being a kid again or even being an adult in a kid's body as I imagine shota cookies would make you, but at the same time I would absolutely love to be mommy-dommed by my Kobold waifu.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 10:54:52 2017 No.16688152

>>16688141
Oh a little bit of everything. The usual ties and bindings, some doppelgänger potions, a couple buzzers for the Lady. Maybe a marker or a demon silver knife for some marking play. She'd keep some fear pheromones for enhancing fearboner stuff.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 10:55:47 2017 No.16688155 >>16688140 Nah, she has all day while waiting for you, so she would cook some crazy good gormet dishes in the normal kitchen that's inside the stove for you. Gotta keep the house nice and tiddy.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 10:57:26 2017 No.16688157

>>16688143
That could have lewd results. We could roleplay taking our first time's when we were young.

>>16688145
Gotta make sacrifices for mommy dom, I guess. But you make a good point since mommy dom is nice, I would love to have a nursing handjob from my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 10:59:10 2017 No.16688161 >>16688141 >>16688152 Now I want to know what all you anons would have in your bedside drawers. Except you KDF, you still need not apply.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 10:59:25 2017 No.16688163

>>16688152
>She'd keep some fear pheromones for enhancing fearboner stuff

You've piqued my interest. But now I think about it, I'd probably need more than a drawer for some of the stuff I do. Maybe a trunk in the wardrobe for the other stuff. The drawer is just for common items we'd use.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 10:59:41 2017 No.16688164 >>16688152 Who is your waifu, anon? She sounds interesting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:01:14 2017 No.16688167 >>16688157 >I would love to have a nursing handjob from my waifu. Same here anon, that and having her tie me up and use me as her huggy pillow like I'd do to her so often. >>16688161 Pls no discriminate.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:02:29 2017 No.16688173

>>16688155
>The couch wife is also a house wife
Oh boy, it'd be hard to leave the house that's for sure. Especially if she starts wearing only an apron and starts to press my arm between her breast while asking me not to leave.
>A kitchen inside the regular stove
Oh my god, did she turn into a house now?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:02:31 2017 No.16688174 >>16688161 A flashlight, a magical weapon of some sort, a pipe and a pouch of Old Toby.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:03:51 2017 No.16688181 >>16688164 Oh it's just your friendly neighborhood Demonfag, the real tall Demon that's into corruption and all that. I had a moment. I'm curious what childhood friend Demonfag has in his side drawer.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:04:02 2017 No.16688182

>>16688161
I guess since there's almost anything I'd do with my waifu that I wouldn't have a set list of things since it's always expanding. But here's some stuff that would always be there.

>Shota/loli potions
>Massage Oil
>A brush
>Mofu lotion
>Light bondage gear
>Ear muffs, ball gag and blindfold

That's just some of the stuff that you'd usually find in there.

>>16688167
That sounds really nice, being used as a daki.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:05:22 2017 No.16688191 >>16688167 Don't listen to that guy QSDF, you can still tell us.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:05:42 2017 No.16688195 >>16688173 The whole house is her domain. The recliner is just her favorite place though since can can play with you a lot there. Also, her warrobe is infinite.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:06:12 2017 No.16688198 >>16688161 Files, old phones, stuff I've long forgotten about.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:07:23 2017 No.16688202 >>16688161 A pack of cigarretes and a box cigars, assorted alchohols, bandages, short ropes, lotions, lubes, and shortstack potions and burn ointments.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:08:36 2017 No.16688209 >>16688202 I wonder who this could be. But nah I ain't judging, sounds nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:10:02 2017 No.16688213 >>16688191 For his stuff he's probably ganna need a whole other room. Which he has in the basement. What if he just has normal things in his drawer?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:10:24 2017 No.16688214 >>16688181 Go back to the sun demonfag! >>16688161 Lotion, some oils, a very expensive piece of cloth, a fire extinguisher, lipsticks, burn heals, a flayer, and a leash.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:10:57 2017 No.16688216 >>16688209 I don't know what you're talking about...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:12:30 2017 No.16688224 >>16688216 Oh I'm sorry. It's just I know you're Salamander fag. I-I sound stupid now. Sorry

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:12:57 2017 No.16688226 >>16688214 Hmph, fine! I got my drinks so I'm out. Peace!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:14:19 2017 No.16688227 >>16688214 >A leash Damn, the one thing I forget. Oh well, that drawer sounds very intresting anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:15:16 2017 No.16688231 >>16688224 I'm just joking. Also, I shouldn't write about rough sex, scratches, collars and burns in the middle of Math class

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:19:01 2017 No.16688241 >>16688231 Unless you're into humiliation? Nah? Anyway, your sex with your waifu sounds like a blast. Just wonder what people will say when they see burn marks on your body.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:19:43 2017 No.16688244 >>16688161 I don't think chaos monster girls need any item to spice up sex

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:20:54 2017 No.16688247

>>16688191
>>16688213
Yes, we'd have the collection room downstairs.

Lavender-scented perfume to help my waifu calm down when she's stressed
A brush and comb for tails and paws
At least 2 ball gags
Spare keys to various chastity devices
A few sets of wrist and ankle cuffs
A nail clipper
Several lengths of rope
A sleep mask/blindfold
My phone charger
My waifu's and daughteru's sleep muzzles

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:22:59 2017 No.16688249 >>16688247 >My waifu's and daughteru's sleep muzzles I get it's your fantasy and all. But that just sounds mean.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:26:18 2017 No.16688254 >>16688249 I've explained it before anon, it's to prevent them damaging their teeth because they grind them at night sometimes. It wouldn't be every night, just ones where they're stressed or upset.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:27:56 2017 No.16688259 >>16688254 Oh thank god. Sorry for jumping to conclusions like that. It's just y'know, night time is pure hugs time so I thought. But that's actually very nice and considerate of you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:30:08 2017 No.16688268 >>16688259 It's fine anon, no need to worry. Comfy is our main priority, especially at night and other sleep times.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:34:00 2017 No.16688286 >>16688079 >not forming a lewd contract with a loli Demon as an adult

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:36:52 2017 No.16688301 >>16688286 Sure that sounds nice. A little too manipulative if I'd be turning her into a kissu slave, but ok.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:40:48 2017 No.16688314 File: 731 KB, 1072x1241, 1474317090873.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:42:06 2017 No.16688321 >>16688314 Despite their height differences, both girls are thicc in the right places.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:44:40 2017 No.16688327 >>16688241 It's just light burns, bite marks and scratches and bandages, I'm sure they'd be worried, but I'd never explain anyways Growing up with roosters and toasters got me used to that anyways

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:45:36 2017 No.16688329 >Finished having snu snu with your dragon waifu >you attempt to pull out to rest or anything else >She gives you a dangerous growl and you stick it deep back in O-ok then...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:46:48 2017 No.16688333 >>16688329 That's just her stomach growling, time for bacon and eggs!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:48:55 2017 No.16688340 >>16688329 Thats her growling because she isnt pregnant yet. Dragons are very greexy when it comes to sex!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:49:01 2017 No.16688342 >>16688227 Well, it would actually be two leashes. One for me and one for wife.. >>16688329 Weak. If your dragon isn't a panting mess hugging and confessing when you are done you are doing it wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:49:17 2017 No.16688343 >>16688286 >>16688301 >loli demon sitting on your lap and kissing you Hnnnng.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:50:38 2017 No.16688349 On a scale of 1 to 100 with 1 being completely sub and 100 being completely dom, where are you and where is your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:51:36 2017 No.16688354 >>16688349 justtakeme.png

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:52:03 2017 No.16688356 >>16688349 70-30 for her, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:53:02 2017 No.16688361 File: 283 KB, 736x1049, 1488340218732.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16688286 How do loli Demons compare to Devils in the bottom heavy department?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:53:36 2017 No.16688365 >>16688349 Me: 20 Her: 80

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:55:34 2017 No.16688376

>>16688329
I imagine this is a thing with wolfus aswell.

Better keep the dick in to ensure inpregnation.

>>16688342
Two leashes sounds nice. But I have to disagree with the Dragon part. Even if my waifu isn't a dragon, would be pretty lewd to see her wrap her legs around me and stop me from pulling out. This could be done through growling or tugging on my leash aswell.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:56:00 2017 No.16688379 >>16688349 Me: 70 Her: 70 ...It's gonna be rough.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:56:01 2017 No.16688381 File: 185 KB, 700x700, 07a7160eca17a92c9a0c63de4f35bd03.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16688349 Me:50 Her:50

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:58:01 2017 No.16688389 >>16688349 Me: 72 Waifu: 44 Daughteru: 8

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:58:33 2017 No.16688391 >>16688376 If it's just casual sex and she wants more it's fine I guess. But if you are really trying to impregnate her you have to try your hardest. >>16688349 I'm a 50 and she's a 70.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 11:58:49 2017 No.16688394 >>16688389 You know what KDF? You're alright.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 12:00:01 2017 No.16688401

>>16688361
Loli demons play the long game. devils are better stacked in most departments while loli demons are meh, but as time goes on loli demons start developping further and further until they just stomp devils unless you're specifically into lolis.

It's the difference between seeing the same loli and seeing an absolutely stacked demon that leaves you sweating profusely over how meh she was ten years prior, assuming you're in the scenario of making a childhood promise and not seeing either of them till adulthood..

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 12:00:37 2017 No.16688402 >>16688349 I guess I'm 95-5 in my favor.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 12:01:05 2017 No.16688404 >>16688394 Hey thanks anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 12:01:39 2017 No.16688408 >>16688381 This

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 12:02:16 2017 No.16688411 >>16688349 I'm not sure where Atlach-Nachas land They are definite doms but they also allow you to reserve the roles

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 12:03:23 2017 No.16688417 >>16688349 Me: 50 Her when sex first starts: 50 Her when I think I'm done: 100

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 12:03:51 2017 No.16688421 >>16688417 Perfect

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 12:04:43 2017 No.16688426 >>16688391 I'd try my hardest. But you never know, maybe I'm spent and my waifu still enjoys my dick inside her. >>16688411 I'd say about 90 for her. But that's just my interpretation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 12:07:25 2017 No.16688439 >>16688426 I guess in my case I can see her completely locking me in a full hug with my dick still inside no matter what. Not that I would already do that. If I wanted her to get all pissy and dominant I would probably have to pull out on purpose.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 12:08:55 2017 No.16688447 >>16688349 It varies on the situation and who initiates. Being able to switch between dom and sub based on mood helps keep things interesting. Though truth be told I would like to be dommed a little more than domming her.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 12:09:10 2017 No.16688449

>>16688439
The good thing about her being in control is, she calls the shots. Does she like my dick inside her and doesn't want me to pull out? Tough luck for me. But I'd love it.

Do I have things to do around the house after the after sex cuddles? Tough luck because she wants to sleep for an hour with a Daki.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 12:09:14 2017 No.16688450 >>16688439 >Tfw you have spent hours on sex deep with your dragon waifu, her insides already coated with your seed >Just when you think its over she leglocks and winghugs your body, begging for second rounds

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 12:10:29 2017 No.16688456 >>16688389 I don't think I could ever see your daughteru being a dom, why isn't she a 1?

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 12:15:23 2017 No.16688473

>>16688417
>Sex is all fun
>You are both free to take on whatever role you want
>An hour and a half later you feel sexually satisfied
>She drags you back down onto the bed as soon as you try to stand up
>She violently pins you down and tells you the night is far from over

>>16688426
90 sounds about right

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 12:16:05 2017 No.16688480 >>16688449 Yeah, the aftersex would be heavenly with her, especially if she naps and makes a peaceful and/or happy face.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 12:17:04 2017 No.16688486

>>16688456
That's mostly for the times where either I or her mother would have her as our domming partner/student. Teaching my daughteru to dom my waifu or subbing while my waifu teaches our daughteru how to dom me both sound like wonderful ideas, but my daughteru is definitely not the type to dom on her own.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 12:17:10 2017 No.16688487 >>16688421 Wonder if it's obvious what race she is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 12:18:08 2017 No.16688491 File: 131 KB, 1135x1185, C0wbSNZXcAAwyKF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16688401 That's good to hear.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 12:18:17 2017 No.16688493 >>16688349 Me 30 Her 70

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 12:20:45 2017 No.16688506

>>16688473
That's about how I imagine things with her, slow and romantic sex where she goes with the flow but the moment she sees weakness and I start to slow down she goes all out with the face sitting and blowjob to get me back up and goes for some rough cowgirl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 12:21:15 2017 No.16688509 >>16688349 50 50. But we both go wild and don't hold back on our respective nights. It's all good

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 12:23:11 2017 No.16688523 >>16688349 Me: 70 Waifu 1: 50 Waifu 2: 80 Waifu 3: 15 Waifu 4: 40

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 12:24:01 2017 No.16688528 >>16688523 geeze anon that sounds like more than a handful

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 12:25:19 2017 No.16688539 >>16688523 Who are they?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 12:30:11 2017 No.16688562 >>16688523 What's that old saying. More waifus = better laifu?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 12:30:41 2017 No.16688566 >>16688562 The other way around

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 12:31:02 2017 No.16688568 >>16688539 It's joke! >>16688562 Nah, harems are shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 12:32:07 2017 No.16688573 >>16688562 too many waifus will ruin your laifu

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 12:32:27 2017 No.16688574 >>16688568 I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 12:36:29 2017 No.16688593 >>16688566 Better waifu = more laifu? I like the sound of that. >>16688568 >>16688573 I mean I ain't ganna judge. But harems aren't for me either.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 12:38:19 2017 No.16688601 >>16688573 How many waifus is too many?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 12:38:33 2017 No.16688603 >>16688593 That works too. Remember to keep yourself your waifu healthy!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 12:39:36 2017 No.16688610 >>16688601 At five they lose waifu status and are just girls you like.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 12:40:02 2017 No.16688611 >>16688603 That is my purpose in life. To groom her, tend to her, support her (even if she may not need it) when doing things like sports and exercise. Cook her the healthiest and most delicious meals. So to basically worship her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 12:41:25 2017 No.16688618 >>16688611 This anon knows.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 12:42:26 2017 No.16688627 >>16688610 Unless it's one of those harem races like devil bug, goblin or khepri.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 12:42:30 2017 No.16688628 >>16688611 That's the way to go, but don't forget to take care of yourself either. But even if you don't, she is there to support you too. Keep fighting and have a daughteru, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 12:43:47 2017 No.16688634 >>16688627 With those girl you won't even know who is who anymore. Everyone is just family that you fuck.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 12:45:46 2017 No.16688644

>>16688618
It's the perfect way to live isn't it?

>>16688628
I'll make sure to take care of myself, and having my waifu there to support me is always heavenly. But I always like to imagine she's my priority. Unless maybe, once I've groomed her she might want to groom me.

>Keep fighting and have a daughteru, Anon.

I'll make sure to have many daughterus! And to you to!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 12:47:25 2017 No.16688653 >>16688644 My waifu is my toppest priority, and I'm hers. The daughterus are coming!

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 12:51:33 2017 No.16688667

>>16688644
>It's the perfect way to live isn't it?
Oh, absolutely. It's my job to make sure her and our daughteru are both pampered and well cared for at all times! To be there when they need me, to reassure them when they feel down and to share their happiness when things are good, that's the dream right there. What makes it even better is that they'd do the same for me!

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 12:54:08 2017 No.16688674

>>16688401
>implying loli Demons don't already show hips, ass and thighs considering what the profile Demon's body is like
>implying they're for separated after childhood promise nonsense, and not age gap with her excuse of "wanting practice making contracts with you"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 12:57:23 2017 No.16688686 >>16688667 This.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 13:05:54 2017 No.16688715

>>16688667
Y'know, barring the things I'd do to my waifu, I'd probably end up treating her like a princess whenever she would be relaxing and constantly giving her attention and what not. Moisturizing her in the backyard while she relaxes in the sun and always princess carrying her if she let me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 13:08:32 2017 No.16688730 >>16688667 >What makes it even better is that they'd do the same for me! That is nice taking care of each other. But for me pleasing her pleases me. But if she ever wanted to do something in return I'd be more than happy to oblige.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 13:09:00 2017 No.16688732 >>16688715 That's all I want in life. To treat her like the goddess that she is, and make sure she has whatever should could ever need in life. There's nothing I wouldn't do or give for her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 13:10:59 2017 No.16688738 >>16688634 This is the kind of life I need, specifically with Khepris I hope they won't mind me showing clear favoritism to the one that has the largest booty

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 13:11:39 2017 No.16688741 >>16688715 Oh, me too anon. As much as I like maledom, I'd be an absolute sucker for giving my waifu all of the attention and the tender loving care she wants. She's incredibly important to me and I'd want to show her that however I can.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 13:12:29 2017 No.16688749

>>16688715
As much as I love my waifu, treating her like a princess like that is definitely not for me. If I were to do it it would most likely come out in a teasing and playful way with me just mocking her and with the way she is I'll most likely be called a princess too in the same manner.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 13:16:14 2017 No.16688757

>>16688732
Likewise. I'd really want to give her everything that I could and make her the happiest reptile in existence, even if I want to put her in a full-nelson for butt stuff.
>>16688741
This.
>>16688749
That sounds like a strange relationship. Then again, It sounds like she's liable to just straight up carry you instead

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 13:16:44 2017 No.16688761

>>16688730
I feel you anon. My waifu would feel the same way I do though, we'd both feel great happiness when making the other happy. The naturally deep emotional understanding that comes with her species would make things even nicer!

We'd really be all over each other with affection and attention.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 13:20:56 2017 No.16688775 >>16688757 >Even if I want to put her in a full-nelson The funny part about that, knowing your waifu, is that it would make her insanely happy when that happens, her being your little slut and all.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 13:21:22 2017 No.16688780

>>16688757
I don't think it's that strange, think of it the way I treat her like a Cheshire treats her husband.
It's a more teasing relationship than normal, but there would still be lots of full hugs with cuddles and sex along with praising and kisses.

Also fights.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 13:21:29 2017 No.16688781

>>16688738
>all the khepri trying to appeal to you with their most unique asset
>"master pick me tonight, my rear is far nicer than my sisters"
>"ara ara, but my breasts are the largest in all the kingdom, master prefers ones like these right?"
>"you girls don't even lift, how can you compare to my muscles"
>"size size size, that's all I ever hear from you girls, master might prefer a more slender girl like me for a change"
>"slender? that's a nice way of saying washboard. besides I have the most delicious thighs out of all of us"
>eventually a fight between the sisters breaks out and your anubis asks if you would like a drink, you're both used to this by now

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 13:23:33 2017 No.16688786 >>16688780 Subs who are sluts for being subs are the best subs!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 13:24:05 2017 No.16688788 >>16688786 Meant to reply to >>16688775, sorry anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 13:25:41 2017 No.16688791 File: 280 KB, 689x800, 1447180037512.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The Devil is a loser and she's my bitch!

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 13:27:08 2017 No.16688792

>>16688775
Well, it would make her pretty happy to be my personal onahole. I moreso meant in the sense of how I treat her in bed in contrast to outside of bed.
>>16688780
Oh, well in that case, that sounds pretty nice.
>spoiler
Color me intrigued
>>16688786
That they are.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 13:29:13 2017 No.16688797

>>16688761
That does sound very comfy and cute. And I think me and my waifu would be like that quite a bit. But most of the time it's just her as a priority. Not sure why I like it that way, I just love my waifu so much. For example

>Waifu comes home
>Wash her paws
>Eat dinner I made for her and if I'm feeling it I'll also eat
>Have bath after with her, washing her off and grooming her
>Brush her fur and apply lotions after
>some free time
>either have to be her daki for the night or please her sexually
>but most of the time both.

That just sounds perfect for me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 13:30:10 2017 No.16688801 >>16688786 t-thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 13:32:05 2017 No.16688805 >>16688792 Friendly fights and training sessions. Nothing too serious most of the time so no need to worry about it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 13:34:07 2017 No.16688814 >>16688797 That's the dream, isn't it? There's nothing better than pleasing your wife domestically and sexually.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 13:35:42 2017 No.16688817 >>16688814 >There's nothing better than pleasing your wife domestically and sexually. Damn right!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 13:35:44 2017 No.16688818 >>16688805 Allright, then. I was just wondering since I'd probably end up dueling my waifu on a somewhat regular basis alongside working out with her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 13:35:44 2017 No.16688820 Reminder to bully muscle girls for being unfeminine and unable to get any human boys except through force.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 13:37:21 2017 No.16688827 >>16688820 No anon. Have you seen how many sluts there are here for muscles? They love it. And I don't care if it "unfeminine" its how a real woman looks!

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 13:38:05 2017 No.16688829

>>16688797
It does sound pretty wonderful, yes. My evenings would be dedicated to helping my waifu relax and decompress after work too, though my methods might be a little more varied. Regardless of that though, she shouldn't have to worry about a single thing after she gets home.

Even though I imagine monstergirl schools being much shorter and more effective than human ones, I'd do the same for my daughteru when she gets home too!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 13:38:06 2017 No.16688831 >>16688820 >Try to bully strong girl >Look at her abs >Get waifu

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 13:41:34 2017 No.16688842 >>16688818 Doesn't help that she is the sporty type, so the routine would be something like exercise and fight, rest, sex, take a bath together and then cuddles.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 13:42:33 2017 No.16688846 Do waifus like to have their faces sat on as much as you people seem to?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 13:44:09 2017 No.16688850 >>16688846 There must be a girl or two into that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 13:44:54 2017 No.16688852 >>16688829 Truly divine taking care of a waifu. And when my daughterus came home form school I'd tend to them in a similar matter. Poor paws and pads can get dirty really fast and the hot sand doesn't help.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 13:45:37 2017 No.16688853 >>16688846 I've never really thought about it, but considering how much my waifu LOVES my scent, she might want to try it once or twice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 13:45:57 2017 No.16688854 >>16688846 Well, mine doesn't. I hope. I couldn't bring myself to do it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 13:47:38 2017 No.16688856 I need Dragons with Massive Mammaries! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qlChzylIzc

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 13:47:45 2017 No.16688857 >>16688852 >Poor paws and pads can get dirty really fast and the hot sand doesn't help. Indeed. Paws and paw pads require extra special cleaning and care! Thorough cleaning and massaging is mandatory, no matter how ticklish and sensitive they are.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 13:52:12 2017 No.16688865

>>16688842
That sounds like a pretty good routine, though I feel like mine may get aroused by the scent of my sweat and might just drop on the floor and assume the position.

Oh, and don't forget slow shower sex with hot water and good old cuddlefucking on the couch while watching TV.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 13:52:12 2017 No.16688866

>>16688857
I'd always wash them with hot water, soap and a cloth until they're in the utmost condition, and making sure after they have lotion applied to them to protect it and stop it drying out. The fur requires drying, brushing and lotion aswell to make sure that also doesn't dry up.

>spoiler
I'd try my best to avoid tickling them but I know they're sensitive and that's what I love about them. Although I couldn't resist tickling my daughterus' paws just to see the happy giggle on their faces.

I just realized how in depth I'm getting into in my head. Paws and pads are just too pure for this world.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 13:55:36 2017 No.16688872 >>16688846 This is the one thing I wouldn't do to my waifu. I'd much rather lift her onto my shoulders and eat her out or place her ass on my face

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 13:55:57 2017 No.16688875

>>16688866
Now that I think about it, the amount of time I'd spend washing and grooming paws would be quite a bit as there's no real option for paw-shoes as far as I know. I'd probably want to have some kind of special bathing area for paw baths, kind of like what people use to give pedicures.

>I just realized how in depth I'm getting into in my head. Paws and pads are just too pure for this world.
I feel you. I love thinking about this kind of thing though, all the way down to the little details.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 13:57:58 2017 No.16688877

>>16688865
Of course mine would get aroused too since there would be a lot of sweat and physical contact. She would be filled with my SE and me with her DE, so the longer we fight the more lusty we would get.

There would be sex after we fight and of course there would be while we are taking a bath and cuddling. Gotta keep them big lizards filled up.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 13:59:39 2017 No.16688881
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>>16688831
>Ayo, look at that tight ass!
>Damn, I'd love to get a piece of that...
>I bet it'd make a guy cum instantly.
>Did you ever let someone put it in and cut it off with your sphincter?
>Oh course not, I bet you're not even into boys.
>You fucking lezzie.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:03:16 2017 No.16688891 File: 270 KB, 1200x1121, 55279481_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What would you do if your catgirl waifu thought your dick was tiny, even though it's actually just too smooth for her to get off?

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:03:51 2017 No.16688892

>>16688875
A special paw attention area would be nice. But personally I'd just do it in the living room. Paw grooming is very special to me and I don't mean to disrespect it by doing it in the living room.

And you're right about the shoes. Although I really hope my daughteru's and waifu's paws don't hurt that much, they should be adapted to the environment. And besides, I love grooming their paws so shoes are heresy to me. Although I would knit and sew little stir-up socks and regular socks for my family. I think they'd love them. Keeps their legs warm when it's closer to the evening and gets colder, they're comfy so my daughterus can put them on when they get home. And depending on how I design them, they can be more comfortable when walking around due to the barrier between their pads and the floor.

I just imagine the regular custom socks having holes for their claws and "fingers" (not sure what you call that part).

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:04:26 2017 No.16688895 >>16688891 You're a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:04:53 2017 No.16688898 >>16688881 Muscle girl lockeroom talk is the kind of thing I'd film in secret. I'm such a slut for it!

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:05:06 2017 No.16688899

>>16688875
>No real options for paws
Girls with paws or claws can probably wear sandals.
>>16688877
Yeah, physical contact of any kind will probably end up going lewd. Which is fine, since I could likely end up eating her out while she tries to hold a pull up.

And yeah, lizards do need to be kept nice and warm. I think its safe to assume that most reptiles would be cuddlesluts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:05:12 2017 No.16688900 >>16688891 Laugh at her tiny pussy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:09:17 2017 No.16688913 >>16688349 About 45/55 give or take a bit.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:09:32 2017 No.16688914

>>16688899
There would probably be special made gloves and foot stuff for monster girls.

>eating her out while she tries to hold a pull up
If we started the stretching out lewdly I doubt I would be able to resist fucking her midway through the fight and turning it into a battlesex out in the open.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:12:29 2017 No.16688924 >>16688349 95/5 I'm the 5, I wanna belong to a qt domme monstergirl

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:18:00 2017 No.16688943 I want to play horror games with my demon waifu! I want to be shuddering with the controller in my hands while she just laughs at some of what's on screen because she's braver than I am.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:19:05 2017 No.16688949 >>16688899 Sandals do sound like an interesting idea. Maybe I'd see a cobbler about this. How wonderful it would be to surprise my waifu and daughterus with sandals for Christmas. But even then, I'd still wash their paws.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:19:23 2017 No.16688951 File: 1.07 MB, 2800x1980, 1475717479451.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The mighty proud dragon's greatest enemy and weakness: Alcohol. Reducing her from a proud and mighty beast to a goofy lizard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:20:03 2017 No.16688954 >>16688951 Wocks are goofy lizards from the moment they are born.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:20:19 2017 No.16688956 >>16688891 She's about to learn the difference between growers and showers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:20:50 2017 No.16688958 >>16688891 If you're into that stuff I ain't ganna kink shame you. But wait, could a smooth penis really not get a girl off? Even an MG?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:21:52 2017 No.16688962 >>16688951 I wonder what my first time getting drunk would be like with my Jabberwock Onee san.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:24:13 2017 No.16688972 >>16688962 The tentacles would drink all of your beer and you'd have to help her walk back home. That or molestation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:24:21 2017 No.16688973 >>16688951 >One dragon has a brewery spanning her entire cave network >All her funds goes into making new flavors of booze for her to get wasted on

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:25:51 2017 No.16688979 >>16688973 >Dragon with wine hoard I want to drink it! Hopefully from her mouth.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:25:55 2017 No.16688980 >>16688972 I bet my onee-san could take alot of alcohol. She's a big girl! And I'd love to help her walk back home, no matter how hard it would be.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:27:30 2017 No.16688985
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>>16688958

It's horseshit. The barbs are there to scrape out the semen of other males, not to mention cat dicks aren't very big, proportionately to human dicks. If she's having trouble achieving orgasm, just bite her a bit.

They like to scratch though. Not for the faint of heart.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:28:36 2017 No.16688988 >>16688980 You would be such a good brother, but don't worry anon. I'm sure her boyfriend would take care of her afterwards!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:29:23 2017 No.16688993 >>16688914 I know I get my waifu some weird boots. >battlesex It's not my fault she raised her firm butt in the air. It's like she wants to be violated. >>16688949 General care is quite nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:29:47 2017 No.16688995 >>16688988 P-Please stop. You don't know how this is making me feel. Look into the kindness of your heart.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:30:33 2017 No.16688998 >>16688985 >Furry shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:31:16 2017 No.16689002 File: 2.10 MB, 1776x2600, 13478453453.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Evil Girls!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:31:40 2017 No.16689005 >>16688993 This kills me and I know it kills you too, that moment when waifu gets on all fours, shows her wet hole and swings her tail around in a teasing manner. It's at that point waifu gets fucked so hard she gets sore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:33:50 2017 No.16689014 >>16688995 Alright, I'll stop but I doubt your sister will stop tying me with her tentacles and pleasuring herself with my body. Sorry for the things I did, Anon!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:34:16 2017 No.16689017 >>16688998 Tabby's not furry.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:34:35 2017 No.16689019 >>16688980 You would think that. But just a bit of alcohol and she's acting goofy and lovey-dovey. She'll embarass herself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:35:02 2017 No.16689022 >>16688891 >What would you do if your catgirl waifu thought your dick was tiny Then why is she even you're waifu? And in the likes of the MGE you don't have to worry out that sort of thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:35:03 2017 No.16689023 >>16689014 I forgive you. But please don't say these things about my big sister again, like you just did. It hurts my heart.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:35:13 2017 No.16689025 >>16688998 Her skin is human, she's just tan.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:37:09 2017 No.16689033 >>16689019 Aww, that sounds so cute of my Big Sister. She won't embarrass herself because I'm there for her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:37:17 2017 No.16689034 >>16689017 >>16689025 That nose says otherwise on top of the fact that faggot is talking about cat dongs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:38:04 2017 No.16689036 >>16689023 Thanks anon. But it's not my fault my waifu like those kinds of stuff. Also I'm sure she'll always love her little bro, so please, don't feel sad and hurt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:39:29 2017 No.16689040 >>16689005 Yeah, it would. Just the idea of seeing her being so overt makes me want to molest the tip of her tail, finger her tail base and holes and push her against th ground and violate her ass until she's begging for her pussy to be filled.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:40:48 2017 No.16689043 >>16689034 I was talking about why they're shit, yeah. http://dothack.wikia.com/wiki/Tabby Apply yourself and let's move on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:42:12 2017 No.16689045 >>16689036 I'm begging you. Please

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:42:25 2017 No.16689046

>>16689040
Let's not forget about squeezing her tits and giving her a nice, deep kiss from behind while teasing her tail and pounding her holes.
Boy I would cum so much inside of her she would be dripping my cum for hours. She would probably have to plug it up with her tail or something so that it doesn't end up creating a trail wherever she goes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:43:46 2017 No.16689047 >>16689045 Ha. Your sister says that to me in bed when I tease her for too long. Alright that one was really mean. Sorry.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:47:48 2017 No.16689054 >>16689045 >>16689036 Remember kids. If you're not their husband, someone will be.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:49:04 2017 No.16689057 [DELETED]

>>16689047
They're all really mean. I know I should understand it's just a joke and you don't actually mean it. But it really hits harder than you think. It makes me think about sad stuff alot.

What drives you to do this? Is it that you don't have an onee-san? If you don't then that's fine because the onee-sabbath always has girls looking for their very own otouto. And they never judge, very accepting and loving.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:49:59 2017 No.16689058 >>16688892 Socks would be pretty great, yes. I envy you for having the skill to make them. My waifu and daughteru prefer latex toe-socks most of the time they wear socks, but they'd definitely have normal ones too!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:50:07 2017 No.16689059 >>16689054 I won't allow it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:50:48 2017 No.16689063 >>16689057 Sorry, but he bondburgered your sister.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:51:45 2017 No.16689065 >>16689058 > I envy you for having the skill to make them I don't, but I really want to learn how to for them. It's a skill worth learning if I plan to be a house husband.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:52:55 2017 No.16689067

>>16689046
Oh yes, she'd thoroughly be ravished until she learns what happens for being so lewd. She'd even be triple fingered with two in both her holes and a thumb on the base.
>tail-plugs
Considering that I may force her tail's tip into her butt while taking her moist, hot pussy, She might have trouble lifting it to plug it up. Even then, she'd have to pick which hole to plug.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:54:15 2017 No.16689070 >>16689065 That's very admirable of you anon. I'd probably have to learn how to sew considering how clumsy my daughteru is. That's fine though, I'm sure it would make her very happy when I fix her clothes for her!

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:54:17 2017 No.16689071 [DELETED]

>>16689054
I guess it's like saying goodbye to your daughteru. Too bad anon there doesn't trust me to take care of his sister.

>>16689057
>you don't actually mean it
Wow rude. Are you saying that I don't love my waifu? Cause I would do anything to make her happy.

>What drives you to do this?
It's our love.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:57:17 2017 No.16689078 [DELETED]

>>16689071
>Too bad anon there doesn't trust me to take care of his sister.

No I don't. I'm the only one who does that.

>Wow rude. Are you saying that I don't love my waifu? Cause I would do anything to make her happy.
>It's our love.

You know what? What if I just marry my sister and love her forever? You won't be able to do anything and we'll be in each other's arms! Take that you weirdo!

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 14:57:34 2017 No.16689079

>>16689067
Yeah, I don't think resisting her while we are out fighting is a possibility, but I would do my best to only ravish her like that while we are at home. Though her embarrassment would only make me hard again.

Hopefully she won't female lizard at me. I still like to be gently dominated.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:00:06 2017 No.16689088 >>16689078 Wow anon, that would be NTR don't you know? That's kind of disrespectful for both me and her. At this point you are just being rude. Even if you have her back, you can't have her virginity. I already got that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:00:14 2017 No.16689089 >>16689070 Daughterus would make great girls to practice on! And I bet they'd love the clothes and spending time with daddy helping him. Don't ya think?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:00:27 2017 No.16689090 >>16689071 Are you by chance the anon who keeps bullying not-harem-Anubis guy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:02:06 2017 No.16689093 >>16689089 Oh, absolutely! Quality time with my daughteru would be an absolute best.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:02:13 2017 No.16689094 >>16689090 Uhhhh what are you talking about anon I don't know anything about any anons at all

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:02:50 2017 No.16689095 [DELETED]

>>16689088
Ganna marry her before you ever get a chance to lay a finger on my big sister. Go scurry off like some rat to another girl. You will never have my goddess. And I bet if my big sister was with me right now, she'd be laugh at this anon on the screen, saying how sad he is. Then we'd cuddle afterwards while she whispers reassuring things into my ears with plenty of head stroking!

>spoiler

That hit like a sledge hammer to the chest

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:04:43 2017 No.16689097 File: 237 KB, 1134x1432, 1427398161722.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16689095 All aristocrats know it, incest is best.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:05:06 2017 No.16689100 [DELETED]

>>16689094
I can't believe this. You bullied me and now your bullying this other guy? How do you think it makes him feel?

I used to have a small amount of respect for you and I usually respect a lot of people in these threads. But this is disgusting, you're a meanie and a bully and quite frankly I don't think you deserve a MG wife.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:06:51 2017 No.16689104 File: 239 KB, 403x880, fujoclops.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16689100 Ah, I want to get bullied about my pathetic waifu!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:06:58 2017 No.16689105 >>16689097 Whatever it takes for me to be with my big sister forever so nobody else gets her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:07:02 2017 No.16689106 >>16689094 Keep up the good work.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:08:16 2017 No.16689111 [DELETED]

>>16689095
>before you ever get a chance to lay a finger on my big sister
Tell that to my dick and her hymen.

Look Anon. I know you love your sister a lot to the point of calling her goddess, but she wanted something more and I gave it to her. It's not my fault we love each other now, but you are trying to ruin everything.

>>16689100
I can't stop. The bully runs on my veins and lusts for more. The monster is in the inside.

>>16689104
No.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:10:11 2017 No.16689116 >>16689111 Your heart would make an Atlach Nacha disgusted. Your brain would make a mindflayer puke. You truly are a monster. Consider changing your ways before it's too late.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:10:27 2017 No.16689117 >Bully RPing Gay as fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:11:59 2017 No.16689122 >>16689117 It's not even RP. It's just genuinely nasty. Even though his comments here >>16689111 are horrific I'm just going to ignore him now because it's just making me sad. Should've done that in the first place.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:12:12 2017 No.16689125 [DELETED]

>>16689111
Just look at her, anon. She's short and flat with unkempt hair and no makeup. She's so extremely plain that it's shameful how desperate I am for her. She couldn't dom her way out of a paper bag, but I still eat her out as her loyal slave every day while she games. She even humiliates me by staging livestreams for her friends where she jerks me to the edge beforehand and then shows me prematurely ejaculating all over her belly the instant her lips touch my dick!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:14:27 2017 No.16689130 >>16689122 It is RP and deserves to be reported. This is wiki-tier trash.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:14:48 2017 No.16689131 >>16689111 I wonder if you're secretly another anon in these threads.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:15:11 2017 No.16689133 [DELETED]

>>16689116
I managed to stop bullying you and I'm sure Anon there will take responsibilty with his sister now and I'll stop bullying him too. But what if another anon appears?

>>16689122
Hey anon make your sister happy you dense nigger.

>>16689125
No.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:15:57 2017 No.16689136 >>16689122 It is actual RP you dolt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:16:01 2017 No.16689137 >>16689130 You're free to report it if you want. But I'd warn of the vacation you might take. I'll just ignore it from now on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:17:15 2017 No.16689141 >>16689122 Welcome to bully. Not the "so kawaii uwu" stuff from anime. This is why I can't understand people who say they want X MG to bully them. Usually manticorefags. It's not bullying unless it actually fucking hurts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:17:41 2017 No.16689142 >>16689133 >when this anon is actually a good person who just wants anon's to love their special MG. God bless you bullying deviant.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:18:02 2017 No.16689144 >>16687053 more rats please

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:18:32 2017 No.16689146 >>16689142 Happened with that one depressed dragonfag too. He even had a dream about it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:18:59 2017 No.16689148 >>16689141 That is just a kink manticore fags have. Ain't nothing wrong with it. But I have to disagree with the hurts part. Words hurt anon, words hurt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:20:01 2017 No.16689151 >>16689133 I'll make sure to make my big sister the happiest lady in the world.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:20:34 2017 No.16689155 >>16689148 That was my point. Those who dream of the verbal bully would, in all actuality, be miserable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:24:53 2017 No.16689167 >>16689146 >Happened with that one depressed dragonfag too Sorry but could I get some context? Just out of curiosity?

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:29:03 2017 No.16689174

>>16689079
Of course, the low-key rape of your waifu is a special intimacy reserved for the privacy of your home. I, uh, totally wouldn't force myself on my waifu behind a bush in a park and cover her mouth as she slovenly loses control over her moaning and goes into Fucktoy.Exe mode. Really.

>spoiler
I'm mostly sure she'll be fine, though she might dom you harder than normal. Mind you, I can't say much since I female lizarded my literal female lizard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:29:17 2017 No.16689175 >>16688349 75 in that I am the dom but she knows I love her

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:38:44 2017 No.16689194 How fast can dragons and wyverns fly? I'd love to see a dogfight between a lovestruck one and an F-22 pilot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:42:14 2017 No.16689202 >>16689194 Depends. Is hubby in danger?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:44:11 2017 No.16689207 ravioli. ravioli. wanna fuck a dragon loli?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:46:36 2017 No.16689215 >>16689207 No, my ideal minimum height is 4 feet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:47:45 2017 No.16689218 >>16689194 Not sure, but I think in MGE wyverns have higher manueverability when flying.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:48:07 2017 No.16689219 >>16689207 Is she secretly several hundred years old?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:49:22 2017 No.16689224 >>16689218 It kinda helps when you're not the 18-wheeler of the skies. Ryus excepted.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:49:37 2017 No.16689228 >>16689219 i don't know put your dick in her and she might say

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:53:16 2017 No.16689235 File: 400 KB, 1000x563, ythlyfymbikwhrlyfhrlylph.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16689207 beem bom bolli I'd rather have some ravioli

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:54:29 2017 No.16689238 >>16689235 Please don't post unrelated images.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:55:49 2017 No.16689243 >>16689238 Like clockwork.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:56:33 2017 No.16689246 >>16689238 Please don't post on this website until you've lurked for a healthy while.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:56:42 2017 No.16689247 THread Am drunk but love your waifu Eve If my Laddy demon is 10 times best of all Love you're waifu and be happy Tdemonfag

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:57:38 2017 No.16689249 As yesterday was Pharaoh's birthday. Today has three birthdays belonging to Girtablilu (7), Ghoul(6), and Basilisk(1). Congrats for any fans of these lovely ladies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:58:35 2017 No.16689252 >>16689246 Please don't post in these threads until you've lurked for a healthy while. Because you'd learn that unrelated images don't belong here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 15:59:38 2017 No.16689255 >>16689247 Take a nap but remember to drink a glass of water before.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 16:01:18 2017 No.16689257 >>16689249 Happy birthday to those girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 16:03:56 2017 No.16689261 File: 192 KB, 622x542, 1488210479885.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16689207 Depends on their proportions. Pic-related is daughteru-tier while big bottomed ones are for breeding.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 16:04:07 2017 No.16689262 >>16686434 >tfw I thought this was a Gondola

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 16:04:08 2017 No.16689263 >>16689247 Y-yeah, I'll keep loving my waifu hard. And, even though I like smoking and drinking, don't over do it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 16:06:02 2017 No.16689270 >>16686950 >Would you aid a Dullahan Said yes right here senpai I want, nay, I need a cute, toned, pale Dullahan in my life ASAP!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 16:06:06 2017 No.16689271 >>16689261 But every girl is somebodies daughteru. So all girls are daughteru tier.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 16:09:24 2017 No.16689288 >>16689271 Not necessarily. Some girls, especially those that are natural spirits, just kinda appear.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 16:10:51 2017 No.16689292 >>16689288 Yeah you got a point. But give it about 400 years and there will be a lot of daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 16:11:17 2017 No.16689294 >>16689247 Pally and Yeti please take this man to bed and make sure he stays there

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 16:11:39 2017 No.16689295 >>16689263 OK >>16689255 Ok

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 16:12:16 2017 No.16689297 >>16687119 >'OH MY GOD Even better Right when you're about to cum tell her your name is Kira Yoshikage, then if you get hard again "Ya-! Yattazo! Hatsugen shitazo! Fuhahahaha! Modottazo"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 16:14:06 2017 No.16689303 File: 1.09 MB, 1032x1500, 171.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Name my monstergril character please or maybe a story or settings if you want to be creative, I would appreciate reading them

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 16:14:27 2017 No.16689304 >>16689247 Demonfag wa drunk. May he dream of his giant ripe blueberry.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 16:17:39 2017 No.16689313 >>16689303 Pretty sure those are nipples.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 16:17:39 2017 No.16689314 >>16689297 Having a werecat wife must be useful because you can dress up as Kira for Halloween and she can dress up as Killer Queen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 16:18:42 2017 No.16689322 >>16689303 Anon, half the fun is building the character yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 16:22:24 2017 No.16689333 File: 1.09 MB, 1032x1500, 1489094544528.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16689313 Right, I forgot this is NSFW mb >>16689322 but there's more fun building it together with others

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 16:25:28 2017 No.16689343 >>16689303 >Name my monstergril character please Give her a random name, the character gives it meaning.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 16:46:56 2017 No.16689403 >>16689303 Think of a nickname she might get and work from there. It'll feel more genuine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 16:47:58 2017 No.16689406 Remember to always bully your local undead sorority. Just try and stay anonymous.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 16:53:10 2017 No.16689426 >>16689406 Gonna give hathor milk to the skeleton dorm and tell them it'll make them invincible.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 16:53:14 2017 No.16689428 >>16689314 But what would be Sheer Heart Attack? Or Stray Cat?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 16:55:07 2017 No.16689433 >>16689428 You could paint a Uni Osho to look like shear heart attack? And just get a dryad to put on cat ears for Stray cat. Simple

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 16:57:27 2017 No.16689442

>>16689249
Girtablilus are love, too bad all the masochists went to other girls

I'm still certain Ghouls have plenty of lovers, they're just somewhere doing shady things and eating pizza

The saddest one of the bunch is definitely Basilisk
When her profile hit everyone went bonkers, I still recall some anons saying that she dethroned Apophis as the best snake, we even had some nice greentext story about her

Anyways, happy birthday to all 3 and let's pray for more people to fall in love with them this year

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 16:58:51 2017 No.16689447 >>16689426 That's not reallying anon. What are you some undead sympathiser?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:00:42 2017 No.16689455 >>16689406 But that Lich says that she doxxed me! And she'll give them to the oni dorm if I don't go out with her!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:01:21 2017 No.16689459 >>16689447 Think about it. They have no thighs for the milk to go to! Where do you think it'll end up?

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:05:09 2017 No.16689466

>>16689459
Their bones?

>>16689455
You march over to that sorority. And teach that Lich a lesson. Here's a few ways

>Ripping her necronomicon up infront of her face
>just plain old beating her up coupled with the swirly of her life
>Smash up her computer
>all of the above

Choose anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:06:15 2017 No.16689471 >>16689466 But bones can't get soft. And that dairy is all about soft. THINK about it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:08:12 2017 No.16689482 >>16689471 Wait you've lost me. Explain what would happen?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:09:41 2017 No.16689492 >>16689482 What parts of their bodies are still meat? Their chest, their rears, and their middles. The milk normally goes to two of those but without the rest of the meat gone, it'll go to the middle.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:11:31 2017 No.16689495 >>16689492 Oh I see. You want to make them fat? Good man, you can laugh at them after and tell them how no many would want a phatty.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:12:34 2017 No.16689498 >>16689466 >And teach that Lich a lesson. Here's a few ways But I'm not a bully, what's wrong with just going out with her?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:13:33 2017 No.16689502 >>16689495 Pretty much. I can then get them beer or figure out how to get them drunk so I can take their limbs off while they sleep and use them as pillows.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:15:55 2017 No.16689508 >>16689498 What? You'd actually show love to a corpse? What's wrong with you. They're built for bullying and bullying only. What are you gay or something? >>16689502 That's sounded like it's not as much bullying as it should be.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:18:42 2017 No.16689521 >>16689508 Of course it is! By then they'll be at my mercy and I can make them as thick as I want! I'll use them as throw pillows while I watch movies or play vidya.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:20:10 2017 No.16689525 File: 167 KB, 617x831, lich valentine.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16689508 >They're built for bullying and bullying only. Sure. Sexual bullying and teasing

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:21:02 2017 No.16689530 >>16689525 This, nothing is better than sexually teasing a Lich while she tries to work.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:21:51 2017 No.16689532 >>16689521 Now that's what I'm talking about. >>16689525 >>16689530 You're not a necrophiliac are you, anon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:22:30 2017 No.16689535 Djinni and Djinni accessories.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:25:42 2017 No.16689542

>>16689532
Yep.
Also means I can use them as much as I want too.

Right in front of the rest so I can go as long as I want and make them watch without being able to get off!

I may also have to make one of them get huge just so I can make her friends know whats in for 'bad girls'

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:26:35 2017 No.16689544 File: 1.43 MB, 1268x1624, lich potion.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16689532 >You're not a necrophiliac are you I am. I'd use my body heat to attract all the wights and liches of the sorority!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:26:35 2017 No.16689545 >>16689542 Jeez, it's almost like you got a bone to pick with them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:27:16 2017 No.16689547 >>16689532 Only for MGE Undead. They're too cute to pass up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:27:39 2017 No.16689549 >>16689544 Then you can get bullied with them. See this is why real men go for human girls and bully undead corpses.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:27:54 2017 No.16689551 >>16689544 >smiling lich Heresy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:28:37 2017 No.16689553 >>16689545 Nah, I just take bullying seriously. Gonna hand feed them every day to make sure they are getting their 'proper' nutrition. May even give them unique blankets so I can tell them apart when not in use.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:29:36 2017 No.16689556 >>16689551 Smiling Liches are for taking pictures of and blackmailing them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:29:57 2017 No.16689557 >>16689553 Yeah, those Skeletons will never know what hit 'em.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:30:54 2017 No.16689560 >>16689557 Yep. May even let them occasionally pick the meals and movies to keep them from fully breaking.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:31:36 2017 No.16689563 >>16689532 >dissing MGE Undead

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:32:14 2017 No.16689567 File: 121 KB, 550x533, klutz lich.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16689551 >>16689556 She's just happy that anon's finally accepted her feelings for him After spiking his drink with a love potion

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:32:15 2017 No.16689568 >>16689560 Well, you should let one break, just to set the example.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:33:20 2017 No.16689576 >>16689563 And what are the undead girls going to do about it? I could bully them all day if I want to.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:33:23 2017 No.16689577 >>16689567 That Lich is getting raped.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:33:48 2017 No.16689580

>>16689568
May as well make it the huge one seeing as I've already used her as an example once.

May use her till she can't speak and her eyes are glazed over.
May as well use some manticore venom and other stuff to fill her till she looks fit to pop as well.

That'll learn them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:35:04 2017 No.16689585 >>16689580 Yeah, I'm sure putting the fear of being turned into a personal fucktoy will keep them from trying anything.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:36:07 2017 No.16689592 >>16689585 Oh it will if they know whats good for them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:38:03 2017 No.16689596 How big can Kakuens get?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:38:42 2017 No.16689601 >>16689592 Boy, this is some next level bullying, you make them unable to move, take their bones away and turn one into your personal slut, what else can you even do from that point?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:39:05 2017 No.16689603 File: 584 KB, 707x1425, lich dork.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16689577 And she'll leglock you through the whole thing

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:39:35 2017 No.16689604 >>16689596 7 feet

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:39:35 2017 No.16689605 >>16689596 Very.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:41:20 2017 No.16689607 >>16689604 >>16689605 Oh my.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:41:50 2017 No.16689610 >>16689596 Queen Kong

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:41:51 2017 No.16689612 >>16689601 Could forcefully impregnate them and raise their daughterus. I'm sure they'd hate to have daughterus with me that go to school and do normal things while their mothers are out of shape sex pillows.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:42:39 2017 No.16689615

The fat cat ass doesn't sound to be actually. I'd love to be teased and seduced by a Chesire who wakes me up with cat ass on my face then teleports away. Always teleporting away and never giving me the sweet release. That is until I catch her and hold her down.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:42:53 2017 No.16689616 >>16689596 Define big.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:43:11 2017 No.16689618 >>16689603 Damn this Lich, If I could I would smash her phylactery.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:44:25 2017 No.16689622 >>16689603 >that M with a dot tattoo Good Morning Morioh-cho

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:45:24 2017 No.16689626 >>16689610 Eeep. >>16689616 In a nice way.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:46:48 2017 No.16689631

>>16689612
To be forced to carry a man's children while only having the freedom to be what is essentially his personal harem of sex slaves?

What exactly could they have done to warrant being used this way? Not that I can say that I wouldn't do it to a certain monstergirl I waifu. The personal sex slut part, I mean, not the other stuff.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:48:55 2017 No.16689643

I know sandworms specifically keep their man inside them. And I don't intend to ruin the girl's nature, but it would be cute to see a husband walking around being followed by a massive sand worm who comes out to [spoiker]hold his hand while they walk[/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:49:21 2017 No.16689644 >>16689631 One of them stole my lunch. Gonna take them to parent teacher day while they're 'full' and barely clothed so they have to deal with the stares of the other parents and teachers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:50:24 2017 No.16689649 >>16689532 >Necrophiliac But that's wrong. Though you do seem stunted enough to not understand the difference between the dead and the undead

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:51:49 2017 No.16689656 >>16689644 All of them? Wouldn't they be socially ostracized for their entire lives? Just for a loaf of starch with meat and cheese?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:51:58 2017 No.16689657 How cute are Aristocrat Liches?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:52:27 2017 No.16689660 >>16689643 Well I fucked that up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:53:48 2017 No.16689664 >>16689660 In more ways than one. You know they can basically turn into sticky lamias, right?

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:54:25 2017 No.16689668

>>16689656
Yep.
I am a vengeful man.

I may even Put a vote up every other year so they have to pick on girl who gets to be punished like the huge one while the other girls watch.

I would make sure that they know that a girl who gets this treatment doesn't get it undone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:56:25 2017 No.16689677 >>16689649 I'm just kidding you anon. I actually like undead girls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:57:40 2017 No.16689685 >>16689677 Doesn't make you any less wrong about the necrophiliac thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 17:58:19 2017 No.16689688 >>16689668 But that would mean eventually making all of those skeletons into cock hungry slaves who can't even satisfy themselves on their own volition. Unless, this was your plan

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 18:00:09 2017 No.16689697 >>16689664 Sorry but what do you mean?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 18:01:12 2017 No.16689699 >>16689685 Sure whatever. I doesn't matter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 18:02:25 2017 No.16689704 Well the MGE wikia appears to be compromised or someshit. If I allow nocookie.net, shortly after loading the page the whole thing disappears as it tries to load some "analytics" scripts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 18:03:01 2017 No.16689710 >>16689697 Older or just plain powerful sandworms can freely shrink their outer body until their mouth sits at their hips and the rest of their body just looks like a lamia's tail.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 18:04:25 2017 No.16689713 >>16689688 And whose to say it isn't? I may even put pictures of their old days so they get to see what they were before I got my hands on them. May even put it by the couch with a mirror next to it so they can see their present form.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 18:04:52 2017 No.16689714 >>16689710 Oh? Now that sounds nice. It's not "huge sandworm small husband" kind of size difference of cute. But it's still very cute nonetheless!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 18:06:05 2017 No.16689718 >>16689704 Thank god for noscript, been using the new wiki lately anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 18:06:59 2017 No.16689723 >>16689713 But what they enjoy their new life?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 18:07:24 2017 No.16689726 >>16689714 It's for the purpose of integrating well into an actual town. Can't be a huge worm all day blocking the streets, so it's easier to slither around in a more manageable size. Besides, the main body has always been human sized.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 18:08:03 2017 No.16689729 >>16689713 If you're especially daring, you could even stop being an inflation/feederfag from /d/ and clogging the thread up with your shitposts

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 18:08:28 2017 No.16689731 >>16689723 impossible! All the voting and things I'd do to them would make them have far from attractive body types!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 18:11:47 2017 No.16689744 File: 3.37 MB, 1300x2481, 1486269112754.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16689657 Very much. They wear the most regal of undead attire.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 18:13:22 2017 No.16689750 >>16689744 I want to hug that lich.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 18:13:57 2017 No.16689752 >>16689744 Would she replace her kuudere tendencies with himedere ones? Or would she have somehow fused them?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 18:14:56 2017 No.16689758 >>16689744 >>16689750 I want to marry that Lich.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 18:20:07 2017 No.16689773 >>16689744 Make her a Khornate Wight and we have a deal wearing that dress.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 18:22:40 2017 No.16689779 File: 611 KB, 1483x881, 1480652125494.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's that little Wendigo doing to that defenseless White Horn?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 18:23:16 2017 No.16689782 File: 632 KB, 800x1120, 59736687_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] gentleman behold the cat that took to much manmono mana.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 18:24:27 2017 No.16689786 File: 616 KB, 800x1120, 59736687_p1_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16689782 no wait something is wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 18:24:55 2017 No.16689792 >>16689779 I can't tell if that's a really big White Horn or a really small Wendigo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 18:25:34 2017 No.16689796 File: 599 KB, 800x1120, 59736687_p2_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16689786 dammit i don't want a dog

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 18:25:36 2017 No.16689797 >>16689782 >>16689786 >master1200

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 18:28:33 2017 No.16689802 File: 2.30 MB, 4000x5000, 1471637129682.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16689796 I'll take that dog off your hands and i'll even give you this cat in exchange

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 18:31:26 2017 No.16689811 File: 120 KB, 900x683, 1452741993145.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16689792 Tiny Wendigos get stuck in deep snow and need your help

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 18:31:36 2017 No.16689812 >>16689782 That's actually not a bad design.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 18:31:55 2017 No.16689813 >>16689796 That's still a cat though. Look at the tail

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 18:34:37 2017 No.16689830 >>16689811 Don't fall for it! She's not stuck, she's luring in potential husbands!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 18:35:29 2017 No.16689834 >>16689744 Latenight always reminds me that I actually love Liches, a lot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 18:39:22 2017 No.16689849 >>16689830 I'll help her up, carry her on my back, bring her inside my cabin, and let her warm up by the fireplace with a cup of hot chocolate

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 18:39:46 2017 No.16689852 File: 378 KB, 747x836, 1481681874424.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16689834 His Liches are top tier.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 18:41:38 2017 No.16689861 >>16689852 Probably because he gives them actual character and personality instead of just copying the profile art. Same reason his Succubus are top tier.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 18:42:17 2017 No.16689863

>>16689744
I'd love to see an aristocratic monster girl be regal in the least proper settings
>take her to a football game
>"Look, darling. Those fellows have skulls adorning their armor. I was unaware that death knights were so fond of this sport. Oh my, did we just score one of those 'touchdowns?' Simply marvelous! Hurrah, I say! Hurrah!"
>take her to see wrestling
>"How dare Holst Hogan attack Sandy Ravage from behind like that. Has she no honor? As crude as it maybe, if I were her, I'd give that trollop quite the knuckle supper!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 18:42:45 2017 No.16689865 >>16689861 They're also incredibly well dressed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 18:44:49 2017 No.16689872 >>16689865 He should do more Wights in different, but still regal, outfits.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 18:44:59 2017 No.16689874 >>16689852 He should give one the shortstack treatment.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 18:47:30 2017 No.16689889 >>16689863 >Oh my, did we just score one of those 'touchdowns?' Simply marvelous! Hurrah, I say! Hurrah I'd think I'd keel over and die right then and there from the sheer adorableness of this

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 18:52:46 2017 No.16689901

>>16689872
Hell, more artists should do girls in non-profile outfits. I've been trying to do that with my waifu commissions, and it would be great to see, say, a Salamander in a sundress, or a Lich in a pajama-onesie. It would give them more character, you know?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 19:03:05 2017 No.16689921 >>16689901 >more artists should do girls in non-profile outfits I want to see both loli and profile proportions wights in different kinds of lingerie.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 19:04:40 2017 No.16689924 >>16689901 Been meaning to get a monster girl in a non-standard outfit commissioned myself but sadly all the artists I had in mind for it are closed right now so that thrown a spanner in the works.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 19:05:26 2017 No.16689927 File: 274 KB, 533x800, 1456809917455.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16689901 >Hell, more artists should do girls in non-profile outfits. Alternate bodytypes, hairstyles, colorchemes, etc. would be grand as well.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 19:07:42 2017 No.16689936 >>16689927 Sallies are for spreading cheeks

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 19:07:50 2017 No.16689937 >>16689901 That's something I can agree with. Now if only I was actually good at drawing, I could try to tackle that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 19:09:04 2017 No.16689939 >>16689936 Damn right my nigga. Don't forget anal full nelson after ending her rightly in a duel.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 19:09:23 2017 No.16689940 File: 60 KB, 732x1090, 6 pages to go.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it safe to post spooky MGs?

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 19:12:02 2017 No.16689945
File: 47 KB, 821x1021, qt with a booty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>16689901
I'd like to see a hellhound in a firefighter uniform
maybe a variation with a sweaty tanktop that shows off her abs a-and another where she's only wearing suspenders for a top

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 19:17:37 2017 No.16689957 >>16689940 Of coursh

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 19:17:51 2017 No.16689958

>>16689921
I just want to see French Wights, in many different flavours.

An uptight, arrogant Parisian.
A more laid-back and affectionate one from the provinces.
Maybe a stubborn Quebecois.
A pair of cousins, one Cajun and the other Acadian, and their wild misadventures.
A fiery Gaul who's still trying to catch up on all the history she missed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 19:19:53 2017 No.16689966 Eating MG booty: a kinky intimacy or absolutely haram?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 19:21:17 2017 No.16689970 >>16689966 I'm pretty sure it's the former, why wouldn't it be?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 19:23:28 2017 No.16689976 >>16689966 It's an intimacy anon, who wouldn't want to spread a monster girls cheeks and harass her butthole?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 19:23:50 2017 No.16689977 File: 1.10 MB, 1061x1500, 1426768176612.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16689966 The former.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 19:25:17 2017 No.16689980 >>16689966 Not for me, but not Haram either.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 19:25:32 2017 No.16689981 >>16689863 This is just cringe.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 19:26:08 2017 No.16689983

>>16689945
>you will never be carried out of your house by a Hellhound firefighter, saving your life after it caught on fire thanks to the experiments of your Lich neighbor
>she will never come visit you in the hospital on her days off, "Just to see if you're healing okay. Not for any other reason, not at all."
>she will never bring you her home-baked and slightly burnt cookies to cheer you up
>She will never break in at night and ravish you in the hospital bed, claiming that it will help you heal faster

Hellhound firefighters sound wonderful to me!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 19:28:59 2017 No.16689986 >>16689966 The absolute surefire weakness of my waifu, no matter her mood or current disposition. From zero to quivering, breathy screaming mess in less than a minute.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 19:33:33 2017 No.16689994

>>16689983
I kinda just imagine her hauling you out of the fire wit you slung over her shoulder, plopping you down on the ground several yards from your burning house, and just raping you right there. She'd probably be saying something about how you owe her for saving you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 19:34:21 2017 No.16689998 >>16689966 That's something kind of disgusting and crude, and is in my mental images a thing more in the taste of gentlemen of usually intense skin pigmentation, above average aggression and alledged royal bloodlines.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 19:43:18 2017 No.16690013

>>16689983
>She'll never give you a provocative polaroid photo of herself while you're still stuck in the hospital
>"Y'know, for when I'm not here making sure you're healing up all nice 'n good" she winks
>on the back of the photo she wrote down "Call me if ya need a place to stay!! <3" along with her phone number

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 19:45:47 2017 No.16690018 >>16689966 Kinky intimacy, most definitely. My waifu is very embarrassed about how good it feels when I tease her most private hole. It's fine, especially considering monstergirls don't poop!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 19:47:05 2017 No.16690020 >>16690018 They don't? Golly, you learn something new every day!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 19:48:02 2017 No.16690023 File: 826 KB, 1985x2806, 1458158424083.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16690013 >>16689983 I want to be cuddledommed by a hellhound firefighter!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 19:53:07 2017 No.16690033 >>16690018 Not in my headcanon at least! They don't pee very often at all either. They still have the holes though, because those are fun to tease.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 19:53:54 2017 No.16690035 >>16690033 Meant for >>16690020

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:06:01 2017 No.16690051 >>16689983 Wonder if she can do a decent performance on the firehose pole.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:12:42 2017 No.16690058 >>16690033 Couldn't you theoretically pleasure a monster girl hard enough to where she just pisses herself in pleasure?Would she be ashamed of having such thing occur?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:14:42 2017 No.16690061 >>16690058 Only if it's her husband's kink.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:17:57 2017 No.16690063 File: 416 KB, 702x702, 1439762400000.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16689966 >Eating booty https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:18:36 2017 No.16690066

>>16690061
Oh. Well, if those portals ever open, it seems that me and my waifu are gonna have to be cleaning frequently if I want to do hard stuff to her until she loses utter control of her body on a table.
Although, that could technically give me an excuse to start spanking her...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:22:36 2017 No.16690075 >>16689966 The booty is for beating not for eating

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:23:01 2017 No.16690077

>>16690058
Yes, I feel like that would be one of the rare cases. All I can say that if I did that to my waifu she would probably be more embarrassed than pretty much anything else could make her. I think it'd even embarrass my daughteru who I don't see as being embarrassed by much of anything.

It could definitely be nice once in a blue moon, but it wouldn't really be one of our main fetishes at all. It'd be great for those really extreme nights or roleplay scenarios though, if we wanted to really turn those up to 11.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:23:27 2017 No.16690079 >>16690066 Now you're thinking!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:24:28 2017 No.16690085 >>16689966 I personally am not overly interested in eating ass but it wouldn't be haram either. I'd only do it as a prelude to anal, but then I'm not really into anal either.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:24:34 2017 No.16690086 >>16690077 Hi QSDF.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:25:03 2017 No.16690088 >>16690086 Hi anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:25:31 2017 No.16690090 >>16689966 I would eat booty past the expiry date.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:26:08 2017 No.16690093 >>16689986 So what does touching her pussy, the more sensitive orifice do? Make her explode?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:27:22 2017 No.16690095 File: 415 KB, 826x1062, 1487575835052.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16690063 >>16690075 Oh yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:29:10 2017 No.16690101 >>16690063 >This trite piece >not this superior one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSDX4Ltt2zY This is too jammin, it's a crime

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:29:14 2017 No.16690102

>>16690079
I'm always thinking of how to severely lewd my timid housewaifu.
I want to switch that warm smile into a lewd torogao.
>>16690077
I imagine that having that occur suddenly would just make her freak out for a while as she processes how it felt.
>extreme nights
Suddenly, I have just realized how often I would end up having those kinds of nights with my waifu.

I need to think about gentle, drowsy late night cuddle sex while kissing and handholding for a bit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:30:41 2017 No.16690107 >>16690101 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ln6cZ21heo >not the true patrician taste piece

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:31:00 2017 No.16690108 >>16690102 >gentle, drowsy late night cuddle sex while kissing and handholding Sweating nervous yeti

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:33:56 2017 No.16690122 >>16690108 I already have a nice waifu to cuddle and she has fire. Yeti can go find someone else's house to sneak up on while the neighborhood kids take blurry, vertical pictures of her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:34:16 2017 No.16690123 File: 862 KB, 1181x1748, 1485360202481.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your waifu finds your porn. How happy/confused is she?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:37:30 2017 No.16690135 File: 121 KB, 800x1131, 1466761805807-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16690123 Husband, why do you need this junk when you have me?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:39:41 2017 No.16690143 >>16690123 She should be worried if I find out, because she's gonna get punished.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:40:59 2017 No.16690145 >>16690123 Depends entirely on the scenario. Have we just met? If so, I have some explaining to do. Have we been together for a while? Then I wouldn't even have porn.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:41:59 2017 No.16690150

>>16690102
>I need to think about gentle, drowsy late night cuddle sex
That's just as nice anon, I'd definitely try to find a balance between that and the hyper kinky times.

>>16690123
Well I'm sure she knows that whenever I look at porn I'm thinking of ways to integrate the themes or little details I liked into our sex lives, so she'd be absolutely ecstatic to hear about all the things I'd want to do or try or have done to me.

What would definitely surprise her though is how much of it I have.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:43:24 2017 No.16690158 >>16690123 If shes found it before were together while stalking me then she'd come to one of two realizations. A.) I know she is and am trying to get her to rape me. B.) She just assumes i want to be forcefully cuddled and hubandued..

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:43:58 2017 No.16690161

>>16690123
I have no physical porn so I should be good.
Now her on the other hand. She's got a massive stash of porn.
Poor little human boy vol. 1-48, POV alleyway rape: The VR experience, Naughty Demon Nurses: POV Sluts, Titfuck Mindbreakers vol. 1-78, Sluts for Demon Pussy vol 1-114, and POV gangbangers vol 1-14.
And in a smaller locked box inside that porn stash box is a collection of some of her most vile and twisted fetish porn videos.
POV Gentle Firsts: VR tenderness, POV Beneath the Covers: Turbo Vanilla editions, Kissed all Over: The VR Experience, Childhood Friends Reunited: POV VR, Banned in 25 Cities: Ultra Vanilla First Time! (Lights Off, Hands Held, Missionary, POV VR)
She's going to be so embarrassed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:46:34 2017 No.16690166 >>16690161 Jesus Christ Childhood-Demon anon. The only thing my dragonfu would even have is thousands of pictures of me. Then again it yours is a DEMON.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:47:47 2017 No.16690169 >>16690161 Scandalous, childhood friend demon! For shame! That beneath the covers one sounds adorable

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:48:05 2017 No.16690170

>>16690150
Yeah, I kinda need some of nice vanilla stuff for a while after some of the stuff I've thought of doing to her lately. Such as spanking her and pulling her panties into her lady bits, double penetrating her with her own tail, that whole ravishing her 'til she pisses herself thing, among others
I need warm cuddles to stave off the hyper lewd thoughts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:49:54 2017 No.16690174 >Watching porn All your waifus have shit taste. Mine only schlicks to doujins

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:50:55 2017 No.16690179 >>16690161 Childhood-Demon is secretly a cute vanillerate!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:51:48 2017 No.16690184 >>16690174 >Implying she isn't watching herself get fucked old recordings her husbando set up

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:52:06 2017 No.16690187 >>16690122 >Yeti says she doesn't photograph well >Take photo hugging her >You're in perfect focus and she's extremely blurry Damn cuddle monsters

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:52:35 2017 No.16690189 >>16690161 I'd watch the hell out of the other sides of those.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:52:51 2017 No.16690190 >>16690161 Jesus, all those vanilla stuff. I-I kinda need it...

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:53:09 2017 No.16690192

>>16690166
>>16690169
>...Wow
>"uuuuuu."
>I mean I know you were lonely for over a decade but... Wow.
>"UUUuuuu"
>...There's a hundred fourteen volumes of this series? And you have all of them?
>"I wanna diiiiie"
>There's a lot of VR in here You had to have gotten that recently.
>"Aaaaaaaaa"
>This reunited one is custom order only. Is that my face on there? How did you even get that.
>"....."
>...Wanna reenact some of these?
>"...I'm so fucking lucky."

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:53:40 2017 No.16690195 >>16690184 But I don't record us fucking.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:54:33 2017 No.16690202 >>16690195 Duly noted.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:54:50 2017 No.16690203 >>16690192 Cute! A Cute!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:54:50 2017 No.16690204 >>16690123 Considering all the women have more or less her body type I think she can get an idea of what's going on.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:57:02 2017 No.16690208

>>16690192
>Reenacting porn
I really don't understand this. I have fapped at a minimum of 3 times a day for years now so needless to say, I have consumed a LOT. Yet not once have I ever looked at any of the things I've fapped to and thought "Man I really want to reenact this."

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:58:48 2017 No.16690217 File: 626 KB, 830x1200, 1472018340428.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tell your Onee-chan that you learned how to write your name today >"Really? How wonderful. Show Onee-chan." >she hands you a contract and look at you with a lusty grin

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 20:59:03 2017 No.16690219 >>16690123 I have some real degenerate fetishes, so I think she'd be pretty concerned about me. Luckily, I don't actually want to try most of them.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:01:17 2017 No.16690228

>>16690203
One of the best things about my waifu is how cute she is. If I whisper my name in her ear it sends shivers down her spine.

>>16690208
My waifu's a huge degenerate anon. She already loves all sorts of roleplays, so porn is basically a premade roleplay. And I mean, how difficult can something like "Mindbreaking a human boy with Paizuri" as a roleplay be?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:02:25 2017 No.16690235 File: 806 KB, 827x1224, shoebill.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] birb

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:03:44 2017 No.16690240 I want to uncover a bunch of little automaton's who've been lost to time that'll do chores for me with little 'Roger Roger's. Even better if I find their big, blue and buff oneesan who says it in a more mature voice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:04:22 2017 No.16690244 >>16690228 >huge degenerate I know you're going for the whole "Vanilla sex is actually MAX degenerate" meme, but you really can't say that in a setting with Diamond trumpart.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:04:37 2017 No.16690245 Monster girl version of Station when?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:06:05 2017 No.16690252 >>16690235 Elona has given me an unnatural hatred of shoebills. Goddamn teleporting, dimming assholes.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:06:54 2017 No.16690257

>>16690244
>He thinks I'm talking about her vanilla fetishes.
Anon, I'm talking about the fact that one of her favorite roleplays involves her tying me to the bed and riding my face like a mechanical bull while overstimulating my dick.
Her second favorite involves me shoving my dick down her throat and keeping it there until she starts to choke.
It takes a long time for her to start to choke.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:07:15 2017 No.16690260

>>16690217
I dunno anon. As lusty as a demon onee-san may be, I think doing something like that is like playing chicken.
>Otouto comes up to her beaming and 110% innocent, goes to write his name for her
>She blanches at the last second as his pen touches the page, and erases the contract, leaving it as a blank piece of paper, telling herself "When he's older"
>Spend the afternoon writing and drawing pictures together.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:08:53 2017 No.16690267 >>16690257 >cunnilingus and blowjobs V A N I L L A A N I L L A

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:09:48 2017 No.16690272 File: 1.11 MB, 998x1216, 61639416_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16690235 >doesn't even have Harpy wings At least she's drawn thicc.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:09:51 2017 No.16690273 What is the monstergirl's view on transhumanism

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:10:05 2017 No.16690274 >>16690267 I think you missed the overstim and suffocation fetishes anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:12:18 2017 No.16690284 >>16690273 Incubization is less of a pipe dream.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:12:33 2017 No.16690285 File: 75 KB, 554x886, 1489111953600.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16690272 She also has the best everything

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:12:50 2017 No.16690287 >>16690260 No, she'll get you when you're young because she doesn't want to risk you getting a girlfriend as you grow up. You're her cute little brother and you belong to no one but her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:13:15 2017 No.16690289 >>16690272 At least there's tailfeathers, sorely missing from many designs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:14:42 2017 No.16690293 File: 48 KB, 500x500, 1487400099514.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16690272 Her wings are on her head like all the other Friends.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:14:52 2017 No.16690295 >>16690272 I would definitely date a shoebill. >>16690252 Just seeing their sprite annoys me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:16:22 2017 No.16690301 >>16690293 I really want to watch this, but I have a distaste for 3D animated animes. Was there a manga version?

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:16:43 2017 No.16690303

>>16690274
>Overstim
Vanilla. It's the babbiest of tiers when it comes to paying with your husbando. Even the purest most prudish vanilla of MGs like angels and valkyries would overstimulate your dick when they get in the mood just by virtue of not wanting to stop.
>Suffocation
Fine. On a scale of 0-10 from vanilla to degenerate you get a 0.5.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:16:51 2017 No.16690304 >>16690095 Why's she got anal beads instead of a tail Also just so you know you can get banned for "avoiding" spam filters. You might already know that but apparently they decided to start banning people for shit they've been doing for like a decade

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:17:45 2017 No.16690309 >>16690287 It would be an engagement contract then, but not straight up marriage.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:18:01 2017 No.16690312 >>16690235 >Can't even wear clothes properly How are birbs so fucking dumb?

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:18:34 2017 No.16690315

>>16690304
>Also just so you know you can get banned for "avoiding" spam filters. You might already know that but apparently they decided to start banning people for shit they've been doing for like a decade
I haven't done any spamming whatsoever though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:18:58 2017 No.16690317 File: 120 KB, 1403x1235, tsuchinoko.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16690301 The 3D adds to the charm you plebeian.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:19:40 2017 No.16690321 Shortstack manticores are best manticores.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:20:13 2017 No.16690325

>>16690303
Also Rape, Non-Con, Mindbreak, Anal, begging, tantric sex, Amazon position, Reverse Piledriver, deepthroat, Bondage, and pain.
And I did say she was just a huge degenerate. I never said how far her degeneracy ran.
Though her prude of an Onee-san would consider her a massive degenerate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:20:19 2017 No.16690326 >>16690317 Is this one of those 'it's so bad it's good' things I don't get?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:20:38 2017 No.16690328 >>16690315 Me neither. Apparently they didn't understand it should be reasonable to discuss a certain website that's enormously popular and starts with the letter r redtube!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:21:18 2017 No.16690331 >>16690301 there is a manga, but it has nothing to do with the anime and i believe its a 4-koma.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:21:29 2017 No.16690332 File: 169 KB, 870x1344, giant penguin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16690326 Just fucking watch it scrub.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:23:20 2017 No.16690338 >>16690317 That's a monsterboy you faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:24:14 2017 No.16690341 >>16690321 How big is the tail?

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:25:04 2017 No.16690346

>>16690325
>Mindbreak, Anal, begging, Bondage, and pain
Inching your way up the degeneracy scale. I'd put you at a solid 3.5. Long way to go, but if you keep piling on the fetishes you might get there.

There are bonus extra degenerate fetishes though, that are worth a lot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:25:14 2017 No.16690347 >>16690331 Ah, I see. Thanks. >>16690332 You can't make me! Besides, they're just cosplay-tier!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:25:55 2017 No.16690350 File: 764 KB, 933x1000, 24725021d35e6756dd116b98e4efb936.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16690338 KSHAA

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:26:15 2017 No.16690352 >>16690321 Shortstack anything is nasty as shit. >>16690347 You're cosplay tier you little shit no cute boy would love you

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:27:02 2017 No.16690354 >>16690350 Kemono friends is cancer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:27:37 2017 No.16690356 File: 1.23 MB, 1071x1516, nazi zombie-chan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16690346 How degenerate would you consider skullfucking?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:28:02 2017 No.16690358 >>16690346 Quick question, where does biting fall under the scale? Is it just folded under Pain? She loves leaving hickies all over my upper body and she really loves it when I bite her around the part where the shoulders and the neck meet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:28:22 2017 No.16690359 >>16690341 Thick but small like them. >>16690352 You're nasty.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:28:52 2017 No.16690360 File: 368 KB, 1235x1275, Chubsicle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] alright, got some time to finish this, have a chubsicle

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:29:56 2017 No.16690363 >>16690359 Sounds cute enough. Would put my finger inside. >>16690360 She should melt a bit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:30:11 2017 No.16690365 >>16690352 But I don't want cute boys to love me. That would be weird. Are you drunk anon? I mean more than usual.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:30:21 2017 No.16690366 >>16690360 The fabled GlaCCies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:30:52 2017 No.16690367 >>16690365 He's probably the one posting monsterboys.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:30:58 2017 No.16690368

>>16690356
In its literal form? I'd say on a scale of 0-10 it would be worth 1.5 points of its own.
>>16690358
I can't answer this, I'm too biased. Biting is a natural and pure thing and is in no way degenerate so it isn't really even worth points on the scale. And it doesn't fall under pain, because pain isn't the point of biting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:31:38 2017 No.16690369 >>16690360 Gonna lick her all over and nuzzle her middle. That girls getting cuddled and impregnated. >>16690363 They're not cute, they're fearsome!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:33:23 2017 No.16690374 >>16690360 Ice elemental, more like icecream elemental. Boom roasted

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:33:52 2017 No.16690376 >>16690368 For reference where does someone like KDFsilver rate on your scale?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:34:17 2017 No.16690378 >>16689202 She wants the pilot as her hubby.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:35:16 2017 No.16690381 >>16690360 Would do at least a quadruple take if walking past in snow biome.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:35:28 2017 No.16690382 >>16690367 Yeah, probably.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:35:36 2017 No.16690383 >>16690368 But anon, she wants the bites to leave marks!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:35:45 2017 No.16690385 >>16690369 Oh of course they are fearsome. After thye Gao at me I would scratch their chins

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:36:20 2017 No.16690387 >>16690376 6.5/7. 'Bout there. >>16690383 That's just cute though. Marking is pure, especially via lovebites.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:37:10 2017 No.16690390 >>16690385 Good. It's only fair that you show them the proper respect. Just ignore that rumbling sound.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:38:12 2017 No.16690394 >>16690383 Marking is one of the cutest ways to say "He is mine". There is nothing wrong with that especially if she is a vampire.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:39:45 2017 No.16690396 >>16690376 I want to know what a 10 is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:40:37 2017 No.16690402 >>16690321 >Manticores Into the trash it goes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:40:57 2017 No.16690404 File: 489 KB, 958x673, Gabu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is a Twintail Angel

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:40:59 2017 No.16690405 >>16690390 I'd just pretend that rumbling sound is actually their hungry stomachs after a good roar. Giving them some nice, cooked fish and maybe milk would be a great idea.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:42:01 2017 No.16690410 >>16690396 Me ;)

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:42:07 2017 No.16690411

>>16689218
Yeah, they do. Against a fighter jet like the Raptor though, that's tough to say. She may be able to turn on a dime in the air but hitting mach+ speeds I'm not so sure. Not to mention the engine noise, especially full afterburner.

Now a squadron of dragon girls vs an F-22? THAT would be fun to watch.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:42:58 2017 No.16690415 >>16690405 A wise decision. You are a good man to know such actions.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:43:38 2017 No.16690420 >>16690123 She mentions how much I like ponytails and hits me in the face with hers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:43:40 2017 No.16690421 File: 384 KB, 1235x1275, Chubsicle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16690360 had a layer turned off, sorry.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:43:50 2017 No.16690422 >>16690317 And... REPORTED

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:44:52 2017 No.16690424 >>16690421 Does she taste like a bomb pop or a shark pop?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:45:04 2017 No.16690426 >>16690359 I won't deny it. >>16690367 You're a monsterboy!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:45:52 2017 No.16690429 >>16689194 >>16690411 >Fight between bunch of dragons/wyverns and a bunch of biplane aficionados >Turns into the equivalent of the pacific with hellcats vs zeros >1k+ hours of shitty ww2 flight sim autism kicking in

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:46:07 2017 No.16690430 >>16690421 I want to eat her out like an ice cream sandwich. Those thighs are divine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:46:16 2017 No.16690431 >>16690396 I can't think of anything that's an instant 10, it's an accumulation thing. You can go way beyond ten but after 10 you've gone full degenerate and there's no point in measuring. Diamond trumpart for instance is a 10, as is Nacho.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:46:20 2017 No.16690432 >>16690415 And I wouldn't even be done. After that I would give them some lasers and small objects moving really fast. Gonna tire them out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:46:31 2017 No.16690433 >>16690422 Filing false reports and posting about reporting are both against the rules, reported.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:46:49 2017 No.16690434 [DELETED]

>>16690387
But I have to go in and teach at MGC High the next morning! I can't risk someone noticing my hickies! And I can't resist her puppydog eyes when she wants to give them to me.

>>16690394
My waifu's a demon though.

>>16690422
>Announcing your reports
Goddamn it anon. You're doing the right thing but goddamn you're dumb.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:47:13 2017 No.16690436 >>16690432 Please! These are noble creatures! They're only chasing it because its good exercise.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:47:33 2017 No.16690437 >>16690431 Are Nachofags automatic 10s then?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:47:49 2017 No.16690438 File: 542 KB, 764x1200, 1422764446916.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16690421 She needs to style her hair, as that plump mature frame doesn't work well with the twintails. >>16690426 Fuck off cunt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:48:08 2017 No.16690439 >>16690352 >Shortstack anything is nasty as shit. You're the absolute scum of the earth. Worse than Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, and the Clintons COMBINED. Shortstacks are the only thing that has shown me that the Chief God still loves us.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:49:28 2017 No.16690446 [DELETED]

>>16690434
>I can't risk someone noticing my hickies!
All male teachers should have hickies and bites in visible places. It calms down the students and they get noticeably less rowdy when there's a visual reminder that the man before them is taken.

>>16690437
No, there are necho fags who don't like the whole TF side of things.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:49:50 2017 No.16690447 [DELETED]

>>16690434
Yes, and that's fine. Though if she were a vampire it would be extra fine and vanilla.

It does make me wonder though. Do you think there would me things that made your blood tasty for any monster girl? I know that it contains SE, but I still think it would tasta kinda weird.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:50:59 2017 No.16690451 >>16690446 >It calms down the students and they get noticeably less rowdy when there's a visual reminder that the man before them is taken. Quick how does one make fake hickies? I need to know so that my class will calm down.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:51:10 2017 No.16690452 >>16690436 Oh yes, I forgot about that. And after they are tired out I would lay down with some comfy blankets and invite them to my lap. They deserve a rest and I should work as a bed.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:51:17 2017 No.16690453 [DELETED]

>>16690438
Monsterboy!

>>16689194
Yeah sorry m8 a fucking tiny ass dragon with wings barely suited for gliding is not outpacing an F-4, I don't care what KC and mammono banana say. Especially when we've gotten to the point that you can be killed if a plane passes close enough to you at high enough speed.

Hell, she'd be lucky to outstrip a Piper Cub.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:51:19 2017 No.16690454 >>16690439 >shitposts with monsterboys and hates shortstacks He is a garbage human being.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:53:22 2017 No.16690458 >>16690454 >He is a human being. > shigdig

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:53:27 2017 No.16690459 [DELETED]

>>16690446
It's a professionalism thing anon. I have to make a good example. How would I explain that I got a wife during the summer break anyway?

>>16690447
Just make sure your blood's healthy and it'll taste much better to your waifu. Make sure your diet's rich in protein and iron!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:53:37 2017 No.16690460 Where is this supposed posting of monsterboys supposed to be?

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:53:52 2017 No.16690461 [DELETED]

>>16690439
The chief God doesn't exist and shortstacks and disgusting little oompa loompas.

I can't be the only one who thinks shortstack art has the same proportions as sonic art and is quite distressed by it.

>>16690454
Oh yeah? Well you're a shortstack monsterboy!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:54:14 2017 No.16690462 >>16690452 Yes you should. Be sure to scratch behind the ears while they nap. It'll only be fitting a reward for their hard work..

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:55:50 2017 No.16690469 >>16690460 There isn't any. It was just brought up and somebody got very mad about it for some reason. Ignore it and continue discussing the usual topics.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:56:08 2017 No.16690471 >>16690438 Yeah, I kinda agree, maybe short twintails like super pochaco or maybe a ponytail or just short hair like in your picture.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:56:56 2017 No.16690475 >>16690460 >>16690317

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:58:00 2017 No.16690478 [DELETED]

>>16690459
A professional teacher is the example and model of an ideal member of MG society. And that is a married male. you're actually being unprofessional if you're single, and setting a bad example.
That's not even mentioning the detriment to your class' behavior if they think they have a shot with sensei.

This is teaching 101, were you sleeping through all those lectures?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 21:59:02 2017 No.16690484 File: 8 KB, 200x200, facepalm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16690475 You fucking idiot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:00:00 2017 No.16690487 >>16690478 >This is teaching 101, were you sleeping through all those lectures? N-No. Not at all. That's silly, you're silly Anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:01:19 2017 No.16690493 >>16690484 >Wasting the image limit on reaction images You are cancer, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:01:32 2017 No.16690495 >>16690462 Of course. Even I would fall asleep after dealing with such terrifying creatures though, I hope they don't make me their slave.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:02:10 2017 No.16690498 >>16690453 Kill yourself shitposting faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:02:35 2017 No.16690500 >>16690478 My class, my rules, my standard of professionalism. Why would I conform to Monstergirl standards in a Human Studies class?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:03:34 2017 No.16690505 >>16690493 >what is deleting Fucking idiot confirmed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:04:09 2017 No.16690507 >>16690495 They will only enslave you if you prove that indentured servitude is too hard a task for you. And don't worry, they will overlook your sleeping as it seems that you were just overwhelmed by fright.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:06:47 2017 No.16690511 [DELETED]

>>16690498
SHORTY! FUN SIZE! TIC TAC! MUNCHKIN!

>>16690505
I understand he's being a doofus but at least call him a doofus within an otherwise on topic post

>>16690500
Because they're trying to set up a scenario where you get gang raped by every motherfucker in that classroom and turned into a dickthrone by the second bell.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:06:48 2017 No.16690512 >>16690507 I guess at that point I would just have to cook some fancy fish dishes and milk related desserts to make my mistresses happy. Definitely a bad end.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:07:55 2017 No.16690517 >>16690511 There's no way any of them would be turned on in the slightest after one of my lectures on human wars.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:08:03 2017 No.16690518 >>16690512 That it is. They may even force you to impregnate them one day. What horror to have cute daughterus with them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:08:52 2017 No.16690521 >>16690500 >My class, my rules, my standard of professionalism. And then anon was offered an ultimatum by the single head matron. See her in her office for some private "education" or get out of her school.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:09:11 2017 No.16690524 >>16690505 Why even post it in the first place you fucking retard?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:10:17 2017 No.16690528 >>16690518 That's why I would paint my dick green. They would think it's a pickle and the only choice there is a strategical retreat. Sorry shortstacks, I only like normal and up girls.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:11:00 2017 No.16690530 [DELETED]

>>16690521
None of them even know I'm married anyway.
And if they wanted a chill laid back teacher who makes it clear he's married then they wouldn't have hired me to lecture the kids on war history.
Also fantasy wise this means I wouldn't be able to have my "Get through a day covered in kiss marks under my clothes without anyone noticing" fantasy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:12:37 2017 No.16690533 >>16690528 No. THEN they take you to the shortstack lich because they're confused as to why you have a pickle for a dick. The conclusion reached will be that you are an alp playing pretend and, as such, should be tossed in the alp pit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:13:29 2017 No.16690538 >>16690517 The salamanders would. >>16690521 But it's not her school. Teachers are unionised and firings fall more under the discretion of the superintendent Also holy shit posts like this remind me of just how awful living in MGC would be

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:13:57 2017 No.16690539 >>16690533 Are they shortstacks alps?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:15:14 2017 No.16690540 >>16690538 >Salamanders being turned on by tales of despair, senseless death and humanity at it's worst. >Not being hit the hardest and reduced to sobbing. You clearly don't understand salamanders.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:15:25 2017 No.16690541 >>16690539 Mutliple kinds. Muscle alp, fat alps, shortstack alps, and tall alps.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:15:52 2017 No.16690542 [DELETED]

>>16690530
Well enjoy a class of insubordinate shits who constantly try to charm you, either physically, with their racial traits or via magic because to all appearances you're free game.

And then you have to explain why your classes results have been dropping.

>>16690538
>But it's not her school.
What makes you think it isn't?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:18:32 2017 No.16690551 >>16690541 I'll promisse to cum on their face if they get me out of the pit. Then I'll find and fuck a normal manticore in the pussy and we'll have kids. Now this is a good end.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:20:44 2017 No.16690556 [DELETED]

>>16690542
That's what null magic items and just plain not caring's for.
Honestly I think it'd be funny if during a class reunion they'd be asking where their hardass human history teacher is and then see me with my Demon Waifu considerably happier looking surrounded by my many adopted daughterus with my demon daughteru on my shoulders.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:23:21 2017 No.16690569 >>16690551 But why would they do that when they can have you all to themselves?

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:24:23 2017 No.16690573 [DELETED]

>>16690540
They like good fighters and violence. Jinkos do to, in a slightly different way. I'm sure more than one salamander could be caught sneaking into a bathroom to jack off too a picture of rommel, forest or Patton or whatever

>>16690542
>What makes you think it isn't?
Literally the very concept of a public institution? Hell, even a private one.

Pls try harder for your rape excuses.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:24:54 2017 No.16690574 >>16690569 Because out somewhere out there, there are some lonely people that really love Alps of all kinds and they desire to give and recieve love from them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:25:59 2017 No.16690576 >>16690573 Anyone who does that in my class is going to get a permanent -10% to their grades for missing the point that hard. Wars are tragedies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:29:47 2017 No.16690588 >>16690576 Good, Rommel is a pure husbando and shouldn't be treated like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:31:57 2017 No.16690595 >>16690576 >Wars are tragedies. Pffft

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:32:36 2017 No.16690597 [DELETED]

>>16690556
>That's what null magic items and just plain not caring's for.
It's not about you, it's about your students. Instead of listening and learning, they're wasting time trying to seduce you.

Well not like it would be a problem, no one would hire you in the first place if this is how little you care about your students.

>>16690573
>Literally the very concept of a public institution? Hell, even a private one.
It's hers in that she can decide if you remain employed there though. If you demonstrate the kind of negligence we're talking about, you're out.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:33:22 2017 No.16690598 [DELETED]

>>16690576
Ignoring philosophy, your hamfisted approach to beating out contrasting thoughts in your students makes you a shit teacher.

And this is MGC. Rape is a sport, an occupation, a way of life, a pastime. To humans war is very sad of course but to certain monstergirls war gaurentees chances to rape people, and would therefore be something that would be celebrated by the hellhounds, Amazon, manticore ext.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:34:28 2017 No.16690600 >>16690595 -15% >>16690597 Anon, let me have my fantasies and stop being a no fun allowed shitbag. I want to keep my waifu a secret because I got hired while I was still a sad sack because I was a sad sack.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:36:09 2017 No.16690604 >>16690598 -30% My Grandfather didn't help develop anti-tank weaponry in secret during the Cold War to have a bunch of hormonal monstergirl teens fetishize human wars.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:37:10 2017 No.16690607

>>16690598
>To humans war is very sad of course

War is only sad if you don't get a clean victory or any good booty out of it. Nobody talks shit about the Indian Wars or the Mexican War for example.

People cry about WWII because of the massive loss of life and infrastructure for relatively little gain for most parties involved.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:38:32 2017 No.16690609 [DELETED]

>>16690600
>Anon, let me have my fantasies and stop being a no fun allowed shitbag.
>My personal fantasies are more important than my duty to my students
Nothing wrong with being a shit teacher if that's what you want to do. Schools are already full of them. Just don't pretend to have any integrity as an educator and don't pretend to be professional when you're not.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:39:49 2017 No.16690612 >>16690609 >Taking my actual in my mind fantasies this seriously Anon, seek help.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:40:40 2017 No.16690614 [DELETED]

>>16690604
No one cares about what your grandfather did. To the militant minded MGs, war means husbands and to mark them down for that makes you a bottom of the barrel shit tier teacher.

Though you've already demonstrated yourself to be that. I sincerely hope we're just shooting the shit about fantasies and you aren't actually employed to teach.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:42:11 2017 No.16690619 >>16690614 Anon, I'd hold myself to higher standards if I was actually a teacher. Calm your ass down and stop taking things so seriously.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:43:34 2017 No.16690624 [DELETED]

>>16690604
Nobody gives a fuck about your grandfather. Also you're fired. Only the shittiest of the shitty teachers would attempt to change a student's thinking not by intellectual discourse and persuasion but by stomping all over them. Cicero would be deeply embarrassed over your apparent lack of a tongue.

>>16690607
I was going to say that too but found it unnecessary. People celebrate ww2 though, because America got so much out of it and England and Europe got to beat up Hitler and his loose assortment of nutters, dunno what you're going on about.

I mean, I agree with this """teacher""" that war is pointless and unmoral and only breeds more war but holy shit he is the least intigratively complex thinker I've ever met.

>>16690612
YOU ARE A THICKY THICKY PANTS

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:43:59 2017 No.16690626 >>16690619 Anon is worried about the future of cute mgs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:44:56 2017 No.16690629 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, turn of the computer, turn of the lights, and listen to the lonely songs of wendigos in the pale moonlight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:45:35 2017 No.16690632 >>16690625 Europe. Not even once.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:47:19 2017 No.16690640 [DELETED]

>>16690626
He doesn't need to worry because after that quarter I'd quit in spectacular fashion.
I'd flip off all the teachers and faculty that sexually harassed me for years, reveal that I got married during the summer and then go teach P.E at a non girls-only high school that's closer to where I live and generally be much happier.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:47:46 2017 No.16690641 >>16690619 >Calm your ass down and stop taking things so seriously. No. Don't propose a scenario full of holes if you don't want it picked apart.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:48:26 2017 No.16690648 >>16690624 >England and Europe got to beat up Hitler and his loose assortment of nutters That's why it's sad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:49:15 2017 No.16690654 File: 409 KB, 1000x1017, big_wendi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16690629 I want to go camping with a BIG wendigo

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:49:56 2017 No.16690655 >>16690641 Calm your tits anon. It's a silly fantasy not a fucking novel.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:49:57 2017 No.16690657 Stop deleting this on topic conversation

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:49:57 2017 No.16690658 I wonder if a fat flayer can't flay because her tentacles are too big.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:50:43 2017 No.16690662 >>16690654 So you can hear her sing her big wendigo song? It's not as cute as the smaller ones. >>16690658 Of course not, they feed on thoughts. How do you think they got so big in the first place?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:51:52 2017 No.16690663 >>16690662 >So you can hear her sing her big wendigo song? >It's not as cute as the smaller ones. maybe, but i like big girls

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:52:20 2017 No.16690664 >>16690658 Just takes a bit more squeezing in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:54:15 2017 No.16690673 >>16690663 Well thats good. Just be sure it doesn't attract a curious, and even bigger musclewise wendigo. They may have a disagreement over territory unless something is done.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:54:42 2017 No.16690674
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>>16690662
>>16690663
Big wendigo songs may not be as cute, but they are certainly less violent.

The singing from a duet of small Wendigos often intensifies into a raging torrent of furious awawawawas, as the lewd beasts fight for dominance over potential husbands.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:55:36 2017 No.16690678 >>16690674 My. Wendigo mating rituals sure are complex.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:55:46 2017 No.16690679 >>16690664 I don't think something so big, meaty and juicy would fit. It would break me! >>16690662 I know how some monsters really like junk food.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:56:25 2017 No.16690683 >>16690673 hmm, just how big can a wendigo get, cause I like em big

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:58:29 2017 No.16690692 >>16690683 If I remember correctly, as long as they have meat accessible , they'll keep growing.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:58:37 2017 No.16690694

>>16690679
And for mindflayers, those are junk thoughts, the pointless, idle musings and daydreams that occupy time but don't do much to aid us during the day.

>>16690683
Well, assuming you don't mean the pudge kind of big, which can be acquired by the rare abundance of stretchy meat, Wendigos can get as big as onis and with just as much muscle when properly fed and upon reaching their full adulthood.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 22:59:30 2017 No.16690697 >>16685138 Source? google and iqdb are coming up blank.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 23:00:27 2017 No.16690699

>>16690679
>"Umm... oof... s-sorry anon, just gotta force... these... UNF! There! Phew... had to really squeeze them in tight. How's your brain feel?"
>anon is already cumming and twitching from his brain being practically gorged by fat flayer tentacles

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 23:00:53 2017 No.16690702 >>16690692 >>16690694 Yes, all the yes, I won't stop until i have at least 10 footer

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 23:01:32 2017 No.16690708
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>>16690674
>>16690678
>>16690683
The typical Wendigo is a bashful scavenger, capturing the hearts of men saved from snowstorms by their kindness and cuteness rather than brutal seduction.

In contrast, the big Wendigos rely on soothing serenades to seduce a sex-toy. Their voluptuousness is developed over years of mild winters with nary a lost man to capture. This lewdness gives them the ability to seduce men that their younger cousins lack. Furthermore, the years of solitude in the cold, barren mountains result in their curiously gentle, yet aggressive approach to seduction.

Men travelling in relatively calm mountain ranges must therefore beware this great threat to their virginities.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 23:03:40 2017 No.16690715 >>16690702 Just make sure that its good things. Don't want her big and 'big' >>16690708 Such majestic creatures.

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 23:05:04 2017 No.16690719 [DELETED]

>>16690648
How's that sad? I don't find it all that those freaks got what they had coming. I have sympathy for all the 18 year olds that died between the cop and the criminal though.

>>16690657
Anon, please, the same stale rp we've done ten billion times is much more preferable to any real stimulating conversation. Now stop complaining or we'll ban you.

>>16690708
So its basically a Yuki with less stockholm syndrome rape and more to the point rape?

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 23:05:14 2017 No.16690720

>>16690123
>Suika and Mamizou ecchi
>anything with foxgirls or slim dancer physiques
>lots of much harder stuff including sex machines, hard bondage/slavery, guro, vore, mindbreak, etc.

The last thing wouldn't be that accessible, but the first parts are something that she could transform into. (and would be starting at to begin with, since Mamizou is my waifu)

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 23:08:07 2017 No.16690728 >>16690720 Furry, too. I think I've read every human-on-furry doujin on sadpanda, and Mamizou is in a few of them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 23:12:00 2017 No.16690739 >>16690708 What's a close similar sound one could hear to get the gist of a big Wendigo song?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 23:14:08 2017 No.16690744 >>16690739 If loli wendigos have cheerful, poppy love songs then big wendigos have slow, soulful love songs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 23:14:24 2017 No.16690745 >>16690421 Look at those massive ice cream scoops!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 23:16:18 2017 No.16690749 >>16690739 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O00RkJIpsE

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 23:19:15 2017 No.16690753 >>16690739 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rmo3fKeveo

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 23:22:21 2017 No.16690761 File: 209 KB, 724x1024, 1349843598465.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16690708 This is the kind of advice and tips we need more of. There's a lot of dangerous Monster Girls out there, knowing how to handle them is invaluable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 23:24:29 2017 No.16690768 File: 102 KB, 781x750, horsefuckery intensifies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16690753 He asked for Wendigos, not for centaur Huns. That said: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh9HI4eudR8

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 23:24:31 2017 No.16690769 >>16690761 knowing how top embiggen them for better snu snu is the REAL important info

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 23:24:43 2017 No.16690771 >>16690739 Just imagine hearing something like this on the wind in the snowy mountains. https://youtu.be/7AensT8ntoY

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 23:29:22 2017 No.16690781 >>16690768 Throatsinging Mongol Centaur horse archer when? Tengri demands it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi0FcXlJ6FU

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 23:29:37 2017 No.16690782 >you will never bring home your MG waifu home to your parents >thank god What would be stereotypical "parent approved" monster girl species?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 23:29:47 2017 No.16690783 >>16690761 Chestnut mouths will never not look weird.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 23:31:23 2017 No.16690787 >>16690782 I think I could get away with my kitsune wife pretty easily. Low monstrosity and very civilized in public.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 23:33:29 2017 No.16690794 >all this talk about monstergirls singing now I want surly Finnish Elves to sing Ievan Polkka

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 23:33:50 2017 No.16690797 >>16690782 The vanila and docile ones. Kitsune, Holstaurs, Yetis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 23:38:11 2017 No.16690809 >>16690782 elves, kikis maybe succubi, yetis, holsts, foxes, cats, kobolds

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 23:38:55 2017 No.16690810 >>16690782 Werecats or non KDF Kobolds.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 23:40:48 2017 No.16690813 >>16690797 Yetis would need to wear a shirt and pants to blend in and look more normal, good luck trying to squeeze a Yeti into jeans past her fluffy legs and big thighs

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 23:43:26 2017 No.16690818

>>16690782
>You know anon, you should really settle down and find yourself a nice anubis!
>Mother please!
>Your cousin met one at work and told her all about you. She's dying to meet you, you know.
>Mom...
>She's in business. And I know how much you love those fluffy tails
>Mom!

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 23:44:10 2017 No.16690819

>>16690739
A moose being strangled to death in a tin bath.

Realistically it should be somewhere between a wolf howl and a fox yip I imagine.

>>16690761
Well that's a silly idea, the most you'd ever need would be some bear spray and if that doesn't work any Magnum cartridge in 357 or up

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 23:45:42 2017 No.16690827 File: 472 KB, 1200x758, jinko in heat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16690782 >remember how I've been going to the gym? >yes, son >found a girlfriend. She's helping me lift

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 23:46:18 2017 No.16690829 >>16690782 I want to introduce my parents to my Inari girlfriend! I think they'd approve. Besides they wanted more grandkids real soon anyways

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 23:48:21 2017 No.16690835 File: 95 KB, 344x520, 14578435445.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to learn how to scuba dive, so I can go underwater and kabedon a shy Charybdis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 23:48:46 2017 No.16690837 >>16690794 >Ievan Polkka >not Sakkijarven Polkka https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NorgJ0zivAA

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 23:49:05 2017 No.16690838 >>16690837 they can do that one too

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 23:49:37 2017 No.16690840 >>16690782 >Automaton Because lets be honest, my parents know a realdoll is the only way I'll ever get a hookup.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 23:49:48 2017 No.16690842 >>16690810 >non KDF Kobolds Nonsense anon, my waifu knows how to conduct herself perfectly well in a normal human setting, my daughteru too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 23:51:52 2017 No.16690847 >>16690837 Why don't you both just relax and put some Sibelius on while you get comfortable? Will you be able to satisfy her and make it to the finale? Or will you Finnish early?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 23:54:17 2017 No.16690853 >>16690847 There's norway I will be able to hold it in when I behold my waifu's swede smile. Still, I'll keep going until I satisfy her no matter how much spain I'll be in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 23:55:17 2017 No.16690855 >>16690837 Hard to hear this without thinking of tank shenanigans

Anonymous Thu Mar 9 23:56:52 2017 No.16690859 [DELETED]

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[ERROR]

Do you guys have any more cute/happy pictures? I need some right now.

Sorry for this bloging but i was almost stabbed by a close family member less than 3 minutes ago. I hope she dies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 23:57:56 2017 No.16690861 >>16690837 Only if they dance a lively jig too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 9 23:59:08 2017 No.16690863 >>16690840 It would be hard to explain to your family.

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 00:01:23 2017 No.16690869

>>16690840
Ah, don't sell yourself short anon.
>Introducing your Automaton waifu to your parents.
>They ask her what she sees in you.
>She just blushes and looks off to the side.
>"...Data not found."
>She starts blushing harder while twiddling her fingers.

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 00:03:01 2017 No.16690873

After having that stupid conversation deleted I've thought about it an want to change my mind.
I don't want to be a sad sack teacher, I want to quit a dead end job and go become a teacher at a high school and be the cool teacher who helps his students hook up and gives life advice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 00:03:14 2017 No.16690874 >>16690837 I want to hear them sing this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnraQ-9rhMM

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 00:04:42 2017 No.16690876 File: 310 KB, 1000x1000, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anubusted! For the stabby anon

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 00:05:13 2017 No.16690879

>>16690782
>Come from a long line of fishermen
>Bring home your Mershark GF
>First words out of your Dad's mouth is "So how did you land this catch?"
>GF beats you to the punch
>"Well he dropped his line in the water and wriggled it around."
>Try not to die from embarrassment
>Die anyways

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 00:06:13 2017 No.16690884 >>16690879 >Anon's dad and his girlfriend are both laughing up a storm and swapping fishing jokes >Anon just wants to die. Well look on the bright side. She gets along with your parents.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 00:07:26 2017 No.16690888 >>16690884 >"So then I said, 'That's no worm, that's my boyfriend!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 00:08:17 2017 No.16690889 >>16690884 >Mother walks in >"So what's the catch of the day?" >"Me!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 00:09:30 2017 No.16690892 >>16690873 Go away.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 00:10:32 2017 No.16690895 File: 2.18 MB, 1080x720, 1487497196039.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16690859 That's fucked up, anon. hope you're safe now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 00:10:47 2017 No.16690896 >>16690892 I'm not leaving the thread because you flipped out over my fantasy being "unrealistic". My fantasy involves me being in a relationship, it's unrealistic by default.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 00:12:28 2017 No.16690901 >>16690895 Do Zap weasels purr? Chuff? Wan? What noise do they make when they're happy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 00:12:56 2017 No.16690903 >>16690876 For >>16690859 May your waifu have mercy on her soul when she finds out someone tried to hurt you

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 00:14:50 2017 No.16690906 >>16690901 Crackling.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 00:14:53 2017 No.16690907 Janny is ruthless today.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 00:16:27 2017 No.16690911 >>16690859 Sorry =(

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 00:17:51 2017 No.16690913 >>16690859 >not liking irl yandere fag!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 00:17:54 2017 No.16690914 File: 500 KB, 710x960, 1449730638637.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Got no clue what's been happening in this thread but cheer up ya punks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 00:22:26 2017 No.16690918 File: 337 KB, 902x1300, hime pantsu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This spider is defenseless.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 00:28:55 2017 No.16690928 >>16690918 Looks like a human to me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 00:29:34 2017 No.16690930 >>16690918 She's missing a few legs, don't you think?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 00:32:40 2017 No.16690934 File: 1.01 MB, 877x1250, hime angry.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16690928 >>16690930

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 00:34:30 2017 No.16690939 >>16690934 I take it back, that's a healthy amount of legs!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 00:34:43 2017 No.16690940 >>16690934 Her design leaves something to be desired.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 00:42:42 2017 No.16690957 >>16690940 What might that be? Certainly not hip size.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 00:45:00 2017 No.16690962 >>16690957 It just looks off. Her butt is all elongated and her legs seem to be growing out her back.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 00:46:29 2017 No.16690966 >>16690962 >he doesn't like big abdomens Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 00:47:21 2017 No.16690968 >>16690966 I like them big and round, you know?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 00:48:33 2017 No.16690971 I want to feed rocks to loli Wurm-chan!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 00:49:29 2017 No.16690974 >>16690971 They're not rocks they're minerals, Jesus Christ anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 00:52:37 2017 No.16690977 >>16690974 No, she gets rocks because rocks will make her grow big and strong!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 00:56:52 2017 No.16690984 Is it wrong to kiss monstergirl daughterus on the mouth and still have it be a completely platonic display of parental love?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 00:58:20 2017 No.16690987 >>16690971 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aj-OpTHixpU That's no Wurm, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 01:02:23 2017 No.16690993 Redhead trolls with fat butts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 01:02:51 2017 No.16690994 >>16690987 Look again... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz3nWY_fegw

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 01:04:27 2017 No.16690995 >>16690984 Are you asking if it's okay to kiss them and have it be platonic and not wrong? Either way I can't really answer that for you as I'd be kissing my daughteru all sorts of ways, so my perspective will always be skewed. I'm sorry anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 01:05:09 2017 No.16690996 >>16690993 There is an image of this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 01:05:13 2017 No.16690997 >>16690993 you know what they say about girls with big butts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 01:05:20 2017 No.16690998 >>16690984 Why would it be?

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 01:09:03 2017 No.16691001

>>16690984
It would have to come down to your headcanon and how close it is to MGE I think. In MGE it would likely almost always turn sexual. If your headcanon is different, then you get to choose whether it's wrong or not.
The fact that you're asking this kinda makes me think that you want it to turn sexual though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 01:13:14 2017 No.16691005 File: 206 KB, 1000x707, 79e7a8945987e59cefb69734e032ee3b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lewd dollarham childhood friends.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 01:13:58 2017 No.16691007 >>16690995 >Are you asking if it's okay to kiss them and have it be platonic and not wrong? Yes KDF now shoo. >>16690998 Because of what >>16691001 says. I don't want to be seen as a daughteru dicker. I don't want things to be sexual.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 01:14:41 2017 No.16691010 >>16691005 >sucking dick in class How disruptive!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 01:20:55 2017 No.16691016 Would you want to visit space with your monstergirl waifu?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 01:21:22 2017 No.16691017 >>16691005 I think this is going beyond both childhood and friendship. >>16691016 No, it's cold and dark and there's nothing there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 01:21:39 2017 No.16691018 >>16691016 >0 gravity sex HOW IS THIS EVEN A QUESTION

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 01:24:37 2017 No.16691026 >>16691016 I know there's a joke about attempting re-entry here

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 01:26:58 2017 No.16691031 >>16691016 What if she's already from space?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 01:27:51 2017 No.16691033 >>16691031 Then she's not a monster girl and not allowed in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 01:29:07 2017 No.16691034 >>16691033 >Ignoring the possibility of spacenoid monstergirls Typical feddie.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 01:29:26 2017 No.16691035 File: 272 KB, 868x1300, Babylon_c003_p006.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16691033 Literally completely 6,000,000% wrong. Aliens are monster girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 01:30:12 2017 No.16691038 >>16691034 >>16691035 But we agreed they're not allowed because then futa.

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 01:30:34 2017 No.16691039

>>16691016
I mean, we'd be taking trips with our daughteru to even the most volatile demonic realms, space would be really tame compared to some. So absolutely we'd go to space! Hopefully we could get a nice family pod where it's just us, and go orbiting around all of the planets and moons in the solar system. Not much further than that though, unless more discoveries are made with monstergirl technology which I sort of expect. Plus, even though we'd like to take our time and have a decently long trip, we wouldn't want t o be gone more than a month or so.

We could also use a trip to space as an excuse to wear latex space catsuits all the time, that alone would make the trip really nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 01:30:42 2017 No.16691040 >>16691038 Anon, do you even know what a Spacenoid is?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 01:31:41 2017 No.16691042 >>16691016 To the Kakuen Planet for our wedding!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 01:31:44 2017 No.16691043 >>16691038 I didn't agree with you on anything, inbred.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 01:32:39 2017 No.16691048 >>16691040 >>16691043 But muh slippery slope though?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 01:34:48 2017 No.16691049 >>16691048 Oh, we're strawmanning now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 01:34:54 2017 No.16691050 >>16691048 Anon, Spacenoids are people who live in space colonies or other planets. I'm talking about a monstergirl who was born on a space colony or something. Not an Alien, but born in space.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 01:35:34 2017 No.16691051 File: 310 KB, 1000x1000, Wurmdam.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16691050

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 01:38:56 2017 No.16691054 >>16691051 I'd make my Wurm Adopteru a sickass Cobra Gundam costume with my waifu's help.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 01:42:33 2017 No.16691060 >>16691054 How many adopted daughterus do you have anon? What species are they?

Anonymous Fri Mar 10 01:52:16 2017 No.16691076

>>16691060
20, and that's not counting my biological daughteru.
Cheshire Twins, Wurm, Hellhound Triplets, Kakuen, Manticore, Wonderland Tentacle, Jinko, Red and Blue Oni twins, Succubus, Yeti, Harpy, Lamia Triplets, Weresheep, and Apophis.
Saved all those poor orphans from the streets and gave them a warm loving home with my Demon waifu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 02:26:10 2017 No.16691134 >>16690421 >Chubsicle >Not popthickle

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 02:30:45 2017 No.16691137 >>16690421 Gonna ask the Ice Queen for permission to date her thick Glacies daughter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 02:33:21 2017 No.16691143 >>16691137 I'd ask the Ice Queen if she has a sister.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 02:35:59 2017 No.16691147 >>16691137 Plot Twist: That is the Ice Queen, but she's so embarrassed by her figure she masquerades as a Glacie in public.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 02:36:45 2017 No.16691149 >>16691147 Oh my. Guess she likes wearing twin tails and acting younger than she is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 02:37:47 2017 No.16691153 >>16691149 She most likely does it due to feeling insecure about how old she is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 10 02:45:30 2017 No.16691162 File: 42 KB, 590x386, 1432453432454.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16691153 That's cute. Maybe I'll take her to one of those Ice Bars. Give her a good night out. Help her feel young again.

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