Monster Girl Thread

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Even as we speak they're working hard to study portal spells and human anatomy, psychology and culture.
What are YOU doing?

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

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maids are olev.

olev!

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>>16648995
Ho! He redeems himself.

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>>16648993
Sketching moderately okay drawings of MGs?

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Childhood friend tigers are best childhood friends.

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Fixed and extra-lewd versions, respectively:
https://my.mixtape.moe/ecexjc.jpg
https://my.mixtape.moe/azuloq.jpg

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>>16648993
Something about that room seems off. There is a lot in that picture I cannot explain.

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>>16649002
She'd let the Oomukade under the bed rape me for a can of fresh salmon.

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>>16649007
Well, she can smell your oneesan fetish.

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>>16649006
Such as?

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Gremlin translation when?

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>>16649013
Funny you should bring up SMELL.

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>>16649018
It is, isn't it?

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>>16649002
I know she's going to grow up to be a big sexy chuffsnuggle machine

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>>16649004
Scyllas have a really nice ass

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>>16648995
Kikis are obsolete, as are shogs.

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>>16649034
Kikis are better than automatons. Robutts don't have floppy kiki ears.

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>>16649044
They got them floppy disk tho

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>>16649048
And I have armored kiki.

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>>16649044
You can probably ask a gremlin to give your automaton some floppy robot ears.

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>>16649050
They still feel unnatural.

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>>16649034
amorphous > tin can > meatbag

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>>16649002
That they are, especially when puberty hits and they get ripped

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>>16649050
But what happens when the Gremlin just ties a bow around the automaton and tells you to use you imagination?

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>>16649074
You get a small dog and put it on the automaton's head.

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>>16649074
find a way to make that lazy Gremlin do her job properly.

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>>16649070
>Teenage jinko with rippling abs
Forgive me father, I'm about to sin

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>>16649083
You're making me think of Automatons slowly learning why people keep pets. It's sweet.

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>>16649074
Tell her the Tanukis at marketing want her to finish that new project that's nothing but a name at this point but that has to be proactive.

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>>16649083
kekked to myself

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>>16649034
A weapon to surpass meido gear!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbhnk3se4Nc

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>>16649057
This.
>you will never prone bone a wife slime

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>>16649074
Going to dick the gremlin, pull out before she orgasms and tell her to use her imagination.

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Sorry for the delay, right now I'm uploading the last images

http://imgur.com/a/oAmYg

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>>16649131
Doing god's work, but I'm not sure which god's.

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>>16649131
WTF I love ants now.

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“I hug store clerks to hold up the line! Then I pay for my shopping in pennies!”

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>>16649143
Joke's on her, I only stay behind the counter.

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>>16648995
How's the maids?

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>>16649131
>Depicted is the farewell concert of of a siren who enjoyed mammoth popularity. It is reported that her song, accentuated by the panting of her husband as he pounded her from behind, inspired all hundreds of couples present to copulate in the greatest concert in the history of monsters.
I have no words.

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>>16649131
Thanks anon!

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>>16649131
I hope you find a nice monster waifu.
>>16649153
They're the best harpies in my books, Jubjubs come close though.

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>>16649152
they are olev.

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Comfy stories about soldier beetles would be nice

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>>16649161
A Soldier Beetle will be featured in Dimensionality eventually.

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>>16649161
the beetle part looks to big for the human part

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>>16649153
>hundreds
Those are rookie numbers, girl, ROOKIE NUMBERS! YOU'RE HOTDOG WATER!

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>>16649169
They grow into it man. You'll give them a complex if you say stuff like that

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>>16649131
Thank you mate.

>>16649173
Imagine the whole world fucking to a song.

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>>16649153
>>16649173
What could do a group of siren idols?

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>>16649143
Store clerks will get greased up for just such an event, they will slip out and continue their work pretending like she isn't there, and the Yeti will pout and get angrier with each failed hug

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>>16649179
>siren idol harem
>on stage you have to fuck each of them for specific parts of the songs
I hope you have enough manticore venom.

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>>16649177
pretty sure quite a lot of people fuck to "lets get it on" already

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>>16648412
Cats and dogs can't understand. You can go to a dog and growl and bark out "I love you" and it will think you're angry. The definition of understand is more encompassing than that and includes words and language.

But nitpicking the nuance of sentient doesn't really matter, because sapient doesn't mean what you think it does.

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>>16649206
Dogs and cats learn to recognize words though, have you never had a single pet in your life?

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>>16649153
Khepri's must have been all over that demonic energy.

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>>16649214
They can recognize a sound, that's not the same as understanding a word.

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>>16649215
>two khepris hiding in the back with a machine that looks like something a villain would use in a saturday morning cartoon
>they're fidgeting nervously and hoping the oni security guards won't notice them

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>>16649224
If they know what a "sound" refers to, it means they understand a word. Jesus Christ man.

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Forget it Jake. It's Mofu Town.

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>>16649226
That much demonic energy could be enough to open the portals.

I'd definitely go to a concert with my waifu in which everyone fucks.

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>>16649242
How do make visitors resist walking up to a fox and burying their face into all that mofu? Maybe taking a big whiff?

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>>16649229
They don't know what a sound refers to, that's a concept man invented to explain a phenomenon. Even if you're going to be nit picky, you're not very good at this

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>>16649126
>ywn moisturize your waifu before taking advantage of her lubed up body.

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>>16649126
I want to make many bride slime daughterus with my wife slime.

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>>16649250
>dogs and cats recognize their own names
>dog goes to the door if I tell it we're going outside
I don't know man, you seem to think animals are 100% instinctive creatures with no thought-processes. I don't agree with that, mostly because I've always had them.

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>>16649260
>>dogs and cats recognize their own names
No, they recognize the sound you constantly yelp when calling to them. They don't understand names or what it even means.
>dog goes to the door after recognizing the noise I make before we usually go outside
Fixed.

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>>16649086
That and, because she's a tomboy, she'd be wearing shorts and a shirt that shows them off

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>>16649268
>No, they recognize the sound you constantly yelp when calling to them.
Yes, that's right. They recognize their names. They know the specific sound that refers to them, yes. Just like you do. What's the difference?
>dog goes to the door after recognizing the noise I make before we usually go outside
Yes, the dog knows how to make the connection. What are you even arguing?

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>>16649270
And to think i used to dislike tomboys. Now they hit that perfect spot on me.

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>>16649276
Probably read too much chinese room philosophy.

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>>16649292
I don't know what that is but I'm sure I'd rather have Hakutaku-sensei discipline me than learn it.

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How would you get to the dragon queen.

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>>16649283
It's sweet because she'd ask what you're looking at as sweat drenches her too small tankttop

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>>16649295
Through the front door with your wing-man playing a fanfare.

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>>16649295
Walk. A very long walk.

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>>16649305
One does not simply.

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>>16649297
I would say the same to her as she looks at ny pants destroyer.

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>>16649295
>break down door
>mow down lizard women and salamander servants
>meet queen
>defeat her
>Victory xsome with queen and servants

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>>16649307
what about running like a cockatrice on fire

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Super Automaton Wars

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>>16649292
>>16649293
Speaking of Chinese philosophy..
>Many Taoist practitioners link the loss of ejaculatory fluids to the loss of vital life force: where excessive fluid loss results in premature aging, disease, and general fatigue.
>There are different methods to control ejaculation prescribed by the Taoists. In order to avoid ejaculation, the man could do one of several things. He could pull out immediately before orgasm, a method which Joseph Needham termed "coitus conservatus". A second method involved the man applying pressure on the perineum, thus retaining the sperm. While, if done incorrectly can cause a retrograde ejaculation, the Taoists believed that the jing traveled up into the head and "nourished the brain."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taoist_sexual_practices#Male_control_of_ejaculation

Not sure how Hakutaku-sensei or Mist Continent MGs would react to this nonsense.

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>>16649276
>They recognize their names.
A dog can't differentiate between a proper noun and a verb, stop being stupid.
>They know the specific sound that refers to them, yes.
They don't. They only know how to react to a specific sound. They don't understand that's it's their name, animals have absolutely 0 concept of a name.
>What's the difference?
I understand what's in a name I name myself and other things on a daily basis. I understand what a name means and I understand when it is appropriate to react to my name being called, not just the sounds but the language and meaning used. That's what perception is.
>What are you even arguing?
Knowing how to react to a specific sound isn't the same as understanding a language or words.

Speaking of, what are you even arguing? I made that original post telling the guy that he was wrong in his definition of sapient and sentient. Even if we spend all day arguing about semantics, it won't change the fact that the word "sapient" doesn't mean what he thinks it does.

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>>16649307
I mean, you are going to need a party, weapons and good armor.

Then you walk.

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>>16649295
50 years of worship. You must also achieve true divinity.

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>>16649323
WHAT

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>>16649143
Shut up you terrible person!

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>>16649320
That Gremlin looks like she's dancing.

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>>16649325
Look, a dummy!

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>>16649143
Who can stop the Yeti?

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>>16649323
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taoist_sexual_practices#Longevity_and_immortality

Based taoists

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>>16649349
Stinky Pete, he hardly ever showers!

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>>16649348
At least you've realized the insanity of arguing that dogs understand the human language.

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>>16649360
>he just has to keep going
Here's a spider, take her and stop replying to me.

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>>16649349
someone who dies if he is hugged

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>>16649369
You're in the wrong here, not me m8. Send me a cute zombie and I'll stop.

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>>16649369
What a silly argument that isn't related to monster girls.

But I'd happily accept the dom spider anyday.

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>>16649351
>your Hakutaku waifu will never drink a Sabbath potion and hymen/menstrual cycle reset potion to help improve your pre-Incubus lifespan

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>>16649384
Well you can't have her, he rejected her so Rach's mine in all her caffeine addled glory.

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>>16649381
>>16649369
Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by explaining why or why not dogs and cats have the ability to consent?

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>>16649386
But anon I want the dominatrix spider to give me drunk cuddles aswell. It's not fair.

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>>16648993
>What are YOU doing?

I go to a job where I distill liquid oxygen for rocket fuel.

Since we don't know portal spells, we must resort to other means to travel to their lands.

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>>16649390
I don't really wanna talk about bestiality though.

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>>16649390
A cat is fine too.

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>>16649390
I always imagine this with monster girls.

>Anon sitting at his computer arguing with other anons on monchan
>"Honey~ come to bed. I'm wearing that negligee you always loved"
>anon just furiously smacks away at his keyboard

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>>16649398
Aliens are not monster girls.

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>>16649390
>dogs and cats have the ability to consent
I can't rape them if they can't refuse me consent.

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>>16649408
Yes they are.

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>>16649403
>the keyboard is shogg

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>>16648993
>What are YOU doing?

Work a job, go to college lessons sometimes. Feel sad. Wishing every second I could spend with my waifu. Feel even sadder that I can't pay to a commission with my waifu. Getting into writing stories so that's something.

Kinda like and endless loop. But it's all ok, the portals are growing closer.

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>>16649412
No, they're not. This has been discussed to death, and its a thread rule you fucking retard.

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>>16649419
It has been discussed extensively and yes, Monster Girls remain Monster Girls regardless of their extraterrestrial origins!

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>>16649411
Well if a dog rapes you, it's consent, right?

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I would like bartender dragons

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Don't bite Aishaposter's bait.

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>>16649429
I like all Dragons. But it makes me happy knowing there are ones I can bring offerings to.

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>>16649390
I've missed this stupid meme so much.

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>>16649432
I like all dragons, but my waifu won't let me like them.

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>>16649431
But Aisha is just a cat girl.

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>>16649419
>thread rule
Not him but those don't exist. If he wants to post alien catgirls there's literally nothing stopping him.

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>>16649270
I want to lick the sweat from her thighs and plant that big chuffbutt firmly on my face
It's not my fault, it's in God's plan, he made a boner so much stronger than a man

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>>16649419
how long are you gonna keep this pointless charade going on for

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>>16649390
That's a cute zombie. She needs something in her mouth.

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>>16649444
>charade
Not him but what do you mean by this?

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>>16649369
Rach is the perfect spider girl. Sweet, sultry, and sensual.

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>>16649436
I wonder if your bring up a Ryu in conversation she gets real haughty.

>"I'm way better than some water lizard with no legs!"

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>>16649440
There's common decency. Nothing stopping me from posting futa monstergirls in this thread too so long as the pics are SFW.

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>>16649449
>I'm way better than a dragon with no legs
>I'm way better than a dragon with no arms
>I'm way smarter than a mere worm
>I'm way cuter than a old sea horse
>I'm alive

Dragon waifu, calm down!

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>>16649461
I wonder what happens when she tries to compete with another vanilla dragon. Remember anon, when in public don't even dare put another dragon in your sight line. It will end in haughtiness and maybe Dragon fights.

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>>16648993
I write shit stories. When the portals open I fully expect the one insane monstergirl who likes them to hunt me down and drag me into her rape den, a fate all other write and drawfags will share.

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>>16649460
Posting catgirls and posting futa are two different things.
>>16649474
All of them?

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>>16649476
Posting xeno and posting futa are equally looked down upon, hypocrite

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>>16649471
They might do tests of strength and hoard.

But it's all good as long as she doesn't see the Griffriend.

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>>16649474
All of them? I wonder which one will take me?
>Brazilian rape spooder
>Slav Jinko
Pls help

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>>16649471
I've been told that Dragon fights are actually just deadly verbal debates.

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>>16649480
This doesn't make any sense. When people post Saiyan girls, I don't see autistic backlash against it.

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>>16649474
> a fate all other write and drawfags will share
Time for lots and lots of waifu content to maximize my chances!

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>>16649487
Yeah, Saiyans are ayyliums, right? All I know, and all my dick knows, is that a brown skinned, white haired muscle catgirl would get my dick if they existed

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>>16649486
A lot of shouting.

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>>16649494
But anon, it's literally the same as futa, that other guy said so.

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>>16649487
Point taken, but to be fair you are the most obnoxious of the ayyposters. I'll make a note to tell saiyanposters that Xeno aren't allowed in the future when I see it.

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>>16649474
>a fate all other write and drawfags will share.
It's a good thing that they have way too thin waist.
They never get me.

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>>16649500
But you don't get to make that call, anon. I say it's okay, so now what?

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>>16649460
>comparing futa and alien catgirls
That's just moronic.

Really the only reason people get uppity over monster girls from space is because it hasn't been given the KC stamp of approval so it's not a monster girl in their eyes, despite the fact more settings exist.

Same thing happened with robot girls before automaton, now they're in MGE everyone loves them, posts with non MGE robots get a free pass and the only time people get mad over it is when they look too machine/not human enough.

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>>16649507
Posting standards, how do they work?

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>>16649504
A civilized society would have a vote. I'm not that guy, so now its two against you.

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>>16649510
Well you sure showed me. REMOVE XENO LITERALLY FUTA.

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Let's not start fighting. Let's just talk about monster girls!

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>>16649507
>Comparing one thing that is looked down upon with another thing that is looked down upon is moronic
Look m8. Let one thing in, let it all in. You xenoposters are cancerous enough that I'm not inclined to grant you a super special exception to the rule

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>>16649507
Nigga, the reason ayys are banned is because it's a reactive measure taken after severe ayy spamming that literally almost destroyed this thread. Know your history.

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>>16649515
> Let one thing in, let it all in
This is a logical fallacy.

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>>16649497
Aisha ClanClan doesn't have a dickdick though. I'd want her to Amazon position me until I made little babies inside her

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>>16649520
She's an alien, that makes her literally futa. Stop shitting up the thread xenofag.

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>>16649518
Your hypocrisy doesn't deserve catering. And I don't like you enough to grant ayys an exception to the list of things we want out. Deal with it.

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>>16649515
>1 screeching autist makes rules and grants clemency to wayward posters
My Lord, the Royal Mother brings forth the Tendies for supper

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Embarrassed maids in revealing positions.

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>>16649521
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>>16649497
This guy is the kind of shitposter that ayys bring.

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>>16649514
But which ones is it okay to talk about?

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>>16649513
What's this Slaasneshi xeno loli futanari vore garbage?

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>>16649524
They do it for mastah. I want to fill her little heart womb with seed and lick that puffy vulva!

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>>16649528
Good question. KCs setting isn't even on Earth.

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>>16649528
Lets just move on.

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>>16649516
There was that time when a shitter tried to forced XCOM 2s scaly on the threads.

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>>16649546
But wouldn't the issue there be that they were essentially furries rather than the fact that they weren't from Earth?

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>>16649515
>one is a cute girl from space
>one is a girl with a dick and just as gay as you
Nice try.
>You xenoposters
I'm not a xenoposter though, I just don't like people thinking their word means shit compared to actual rules.
>>16649516
Been here since /a/ and before these threads were generals, it was never that bad.
>>16649528
KC approved monster girls only, nothing else is allowed.

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>>16649546
>>16649551
See that brings me back to >>16649507 mainly this part >>16649507
>non MGE robots get a free pass and the only time people get mad over it is when they look too machine/not human enough.
Aliens should be judged based on if they go too far or not in the same way people judge other scalies/furries.

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>>16649552
>it was never that bad
Your memory betrays you.

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>>16648993
Studying the manual for my car, studying accounting, , job hunting, coming to grips with the realization that I most likely have ADD, you know that sort of thing.

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Consider the following: Sandworms are a species native to the planet Arrakis, also known as Dune, from the sci-fi series Dune. Regardless of what the MGE says about them, these creatures are aliens.

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>>16649572
Are you sure they weren't inspired by Mongolian Death Worms?

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>>16649552
There's no sense in quantifying just HOW unallowed two different things are when they are both not allowed.
>I'm not a xeno poster though, I'm just wiling to endlessly shit up a thread to over turn old rules so I can post my xeno
You're not fooling anybody.

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>>16649562
There was a time when xcom shit was annoying as one guy said but it never "literally almost destroyed this thread" as you put it.

Not compared to metaknight, bob, rogue /a/ janitors, angry /jp/ natives and at one point the risk of EMG threads getting merged with us. It didn't even have as much of an impact as cait sith.

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>>16649580
Checkmate atheist.

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>>16649587
>angry /jp/ natives
These were never an issue

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>>16648993
playing videogames because i severed the top half a centimetre off my little finger a week ago

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>>16649531
Me too. Although what I really want is to slowly back my Shog meido up to a wall while she wonders what I'm doing. And then I'd press my hands into her soft body, and stare into her eyes as I rearrange her insides by hand, and cup her heart womb in my fingers.

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>>16649572
Don't bring sandworms into this. They are cute girls and don't deserve to be thrown in an argument.

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>>16649582
Not only are you strawmanning but you're also a retard who thinks anyone who disagrees with him must be in one group of people. I don't even have a xeno folder and I've never watched outlaw star.
>>16649597
For one thread now and again they were a minor annoyance, more so than ayys ever were anyway.

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>>16649611
Nobody cares about them anyway, otherwise this discussion wouldn't even be going on because everyone would know they're aliens and KC approved.

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>>16649615
>Strawman! Retard!
How about we stop derailing the thread if you don't even have anything to say.

>>16649620
>Mongolian deathworm
>Alien
They aren't alien in MGE's setting and that's the final word.

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>>16649620
>KC approved
If it's really KC approved and relevant to MGs, it's not like anyone in the thread can force you to stop posting it. I highly doubt the janitor will get involved. Post it without getting drawn into an argument and ignore the autists. Then watch them seethe with impotent rage.

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>imgur fucked up some of the images in my Automaton album
Shit sucks.

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>>16649589
Where did that come from?

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>>16648993
>human anatomy

What would medical schools in MGC/MGE teach?

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>>16649638
You can rebuild. Make it bigger, faster, stronger.

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>>16649631
>How about we stop derailing the thread if you don't even have anything to say.
But I did have something to say, you're the one trying to deflect everything by citing "rules" and saying things that aren't "allowed" based on your personal feelings and nothing more.

You even played the futa card which is pretty much the thread's equivilant of godwin's law.

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>>16649631
>Mongolian deathworm
>when they're named after the iconic creature from Dune and LOOK like the iconic creature from Dune
You're desperate.

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>>16649643
I did, and it managed to fuck up some of the images again:

http://imgur.com/a/2RPhd

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>>16649633
>it's not like anyone in the thread can force you to stop posting X. I highly doubt the janitor will get involved. Post it without getting drawn into an argument and ignore the autists. Then watch them seethe with impotent rage.
Please don't. Once you allow for this attitude and behavior to prevail, you literally have no ground to stand on when complaining about what some one else posts.

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When the thread turns bad like this. I wish my Onee San would make me feel better through video games or cuddles.

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>>16649654
I'm not partial to onee-sans so here's a safe place from the shitstorms.

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>>16649633
>Post it without getting drawn into an argument and ignore the autists
I agree with this, things only get deleted when arguments start as long as it doesn't break a global or /jp/ rule.

Stop arguing, post stuff and only reply to people who actually want to talk about the subject rather than throwing poo.

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>>16649645
>based on your personal feelings and nothing more.
And you claim I'm deflecting? These rules were around long before my personal feelings.

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>>16649649
Some nice Automatons in there. I'll admit I'm a little bummed that Gremlin gets less attention than her.

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So about those aliens.

https://i.imgur.com/vnGu9WI.jpg

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>>16649656
I wonder if Automatons would have little tea parties with Dryads like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649653
As long as it's relevant I don't particularly care. There's already plenty of things I disagree with far more strongly such as grimdark levels of corruption, incest, and loli. But I keep my mouth shut because it's part of KCs thing and many of you are here for those things.

My one and only complaint is that the xeno poster couldn't keep his mouth shut and tried to argue with the autists. It never works, and the thread has suffered for thirty minutes because of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649668
Wolfus have made me like little fluff above the vagoo. I imagine it having a very strong musky pheromone scent that my waifu would rub all over me and make me inhale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649668
She looks sweaty and smelly, better lick her just to be sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649580
KC likes to take inspiration from popular JRPGs for his more unusual monsters. Those Sandworms vary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649654
I wish I had my daughterus to play with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649676
I never used to like it but beast girls have made me like the thought of pubic hair for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what a diamond trumpart's favorite would be, horse cock, or dog cock. I feel it would be the former on a normal occasion, but there's a lot of intimacy when her husband's knot swells inside her and ties them together. So maybe it's the latter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649702
You are weak and clearly don't know about wonderland, anon.

Knoty horse cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649647
>Literally no mention of melange nor any text saying they came from outer space
>you're desperate
Would you like to work at a movie theatre? They could always use a new projector.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649674
This, as far as the trying to argue with the autists.

I encourage everyone to practice not trying to always have the last reply and reminding yourself there's no point arguing. Take the opportunity to better yourself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649708
Knotty horse cock with the shape of a turtle's penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649708
But what if she doesn't want to spend 30 minutes knotted? Like she has trumpart duties to attend to and just wanted her husband to give her a quick fuck.

In fact, I have to wonder how often they neglect their duties
>Walking around wonderland, noting an unusual lack of patrolling mounted trumparts for the time of day
>Stumble across one bending over and holding onto a railing while she gets mounted by her horse/husband
>All while he makes berserk references.
>Avoid the puddle of cum and keep walking
Weird place

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649700
Before o thought Punic hair was kinda disgusting. But damn beast girls made me a slut for it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649720
She uses her mount to walk around, or maybe she cards him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649727
I completely forgot about the pocket dimension card. Ah man, that just makes things lewder Imagine the hell of trying to get some help in a town of diamond trumpart guards
>The moment you find one not being fucked and ask her for directions, a pair of horse forelegs hook over her shoulders and a cock-shape bulge pounds through her stomach
I can see why it's so easy to get lost in wonderland, if people are more interested in getting fucked than they are civic duties

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649671
>"What about you Lily, what news from Eastwoods?"
>"Well there's been a lot of commotion lately Oakelle! Some humans have been building up towns nearby... I'm worried about the poor trees that have stood sound for a hundred years! How about you... Miss... uh, Miss IH3-14TB9?"
>"No substantial news to report. This unit continues to seek a suitable Mastah. Sustenance levels are of an acceptable rate. Maintenance required on dorsal anterior minor gyrosphere. Requesting more tea."
>"O-oh! Right... that's uh... that's something miss IH3..."

[Anonymous No.]

Pretty flower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649713
There's always something I don't like in these threads. But there's not point complaining about it because it's KCs setting or it's a staple of the thread. Also if I don't like it, I just ignore it.

Also anon. Could you maybe post some stretches please? I'm really in the mood for improving myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649749
Can nature and machinery truly be friends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649757
Now I'm imagining a man stumbling across an Automaton who's been left behind in the woods for a few years, her hair all draped with flowers and wearing a grassy outfit made for her by her dryad friends.
Maybe she'd help them scare off woodsmen trying to cut down too much of the forest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649749
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649755
Find a solid object or platform at about the same height as your rear, stand in front of it facing away and put one foot up on it behind you, bending your knee to do so. Once it's securely up there, lower your body down while keeping your foot in place on the object/platform (you may want to hold on to something else to keep your balance too). You should feel a stretch in your glutes as well as in your calves to some degree. Repeat with the other leg. It's a great stretch to do after a set of wall squats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649779
Thanks anon! I'll do some wall squats then try it out.

I'll DO IT FOR HER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649767
But how do the Dryads help her keep powered up? What about maintenance? Spare parts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt0WoO7cZJ8

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649752
Do not trust butterflies.

Trust moths, they're your friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649572
Sandworms are too pure for this world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649742
When dealing with trumparts, only go for spades.
Clubs will just sleep and be lazy, hearts will rape you and diamonds will rape your mind. At elast spades can do something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649806
I dunno, diamonds have a lot of kinks you could play with. I mean imagine the petplay when you're a literal giant wolf. And you're the one holding the leash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649791
They use magic and crystals for power. Spare parts are made out of wood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649752
Kind of reminds me of Battra

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649810
>Spare parts are made out of wood
Someone please write this story, I want to meet clunky wooden Automaton-chan.
And what about circuitry? Wood would just burn

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649808
But then it's game over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649817
Her circuits are a little damaged. So she stutters and gets a little weird at times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649818
It's only temporary, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649826
I'm talking about marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649825
I would expect that in time she would have to compromise on which parts of her mind she's willing to let go when she runs out of functioning circuits.
Someone save her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649830
Marriage isn't game over though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649791
Well now it's sounding like the beginning of a story for the man who stumbled upon her.

>Woodsman sees Automaton resting against a tree with her flower crown and grass dress
>She wakes up and slowly stands, her left arm unmoving and hanging stiff at her side as she looks over the woodsman
>"WelWelcome to E-E-Eastwood. This unit mustmust apologize in advance, as this unit's friends have informed her that shesheshe has developed a sttttuuuuu a stutter. Query: What is your p-p-purpose here?"
>Woodsman is no expert on mechanical things but can tell that this... machine thing is in some serious disrepair, her head twitching erratically whenever she stutters and her eyes' internal lights randomly dimming causing her body to slump at points
>A few of her joints and some smaller parts have been haphazardly replaced with wooden facsimiles by the hopeful dryads, and while a nice gesture clearly aren't designed to bear the loads and stresses of the original materials
>He's about to go look for help when the Automaton speaks again, slowly stepping towards him
>"This unit... is still in search for a suitsuitable mastah. This unit has made friends in the f-forest and would like a MasMastah who will be willing to live near the woods. Target is a woodsman. Target would make a suitable Mastah. Query: Please-"
>The Automaton suddenly shakes and starts to fall over, but not before the Woodsman dashes and catches her, surprisingly light for her mechanical nature to him as he has no knowledge of the advanced synthetic materials they're made with
And so he'll set off on a mission with her in tow to help her find a gremlin who will repair her, unknowingly followed by three Dryads to watch over him and unknowingly already having been targeted as the Automaton's husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649836
It is if your were just wandering around and got lost in wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649838
See? It's a story. Now write it my son!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649845
Ah, true, true. Well at least if she turns you into a stallion, after your demolish her pussy you're fast enough to escape her until the magic wears off

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649856
That's why they make the horse cock knotty, so that you are stuck with her for some time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649861
Jeeze it really is game over if you catch a diamond trumpart's eye.

I wonder what the inside of her card is like. Does it upgrade with the more beastcum you pump inside her? From a cozy cottage to an eventual mansion and the imitation of an environment?

[Anonymous No.]

Do Automatons have no emotions?

And does that sometimes make them very sad?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want to hear any negativity about becoming a spiderchair ever again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649874
"emotions are prohibited"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649874
Of course they have emotions

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649868
It could be like the outside world just for the sake of mindfuckery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649876
I will never stop kinkshaming you. Wait you get off on that, fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649876
I've never been negative about it, nachos fuel my boners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649876
Barb plz color

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649876
The only sucky thing is you can't do the generic fantasy spider thing and fill her with eggs

>>16649880
>Her card is populated with all the people you see out and about in daily life with very relistic routines just to fuck with you
Hidoi

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649874
We need someone to be our Asimov and write about Automatons, Golems and their soulscapes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649874
They do, except they just don't express them well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649887
Well that's embarrassing, that image wasn't meant for this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649874
I'm liking the whole 'personality core' headcanon thing but I'm sure there's plenty of stories to be had about whether or not they actually have emotions and finding out that what they know for certain is the love of their husbands.

But yeah I do think at the end of the day they have emotions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649894
It's got pointy ears and boobs, I'll take it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649889
>The only sucky thing is you can't do the generic fantasy spider thing and fill her with eggs
I'd sure as hell try. Even If I have to regurgitate eggs I previously stored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649900
I mean in the whole ovipositor way since you can only fuck her by having her sit in your head

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649900
>Nachofags

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never travel with a demon hunter and let her do all the fighting while you do everything else, hunting game, setting up camp, maintaining her body and equipment, healing her when she gets injure, cooking for her
It'd be a chill life

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649900
Jesus fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649905
I meant that same thing, but I understand there is no logical way to achieve it.
>>16649909
Somehow less worse than Wonderland bestiality transformations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649916
>Somehow less worse than Wonderland bestiality transformations.
About the same to be honest. Though the bestiality transformations are better due to variety. You could play tobihime all from your own bedroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649909
i'e been in and out of the thread, what the fuck is a nacho

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649874
They're bad at expressing them up until the point they suddenly turn yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649922
>due to variety
Guess I can't argue with that. Variety is good for sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649933
Atlach-nacha, a bitch who turns you into a giant spider

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649937
Variety isn't all important though. Plus you get tentacles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649941
At the end of the day though, both of Nachos and Trumparts schticks could be performed by any MG with spellcasting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649916
I don't understand why everyone fixates on bestiality for those trumparts. I'm pretty damn sure it was just an example of the outlandish shit they were into.
As in there's a staggering number of other deviancies they're into, but nobody here is original enough to go further than "lol dogfuck."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649943
Eeh, yes and no. I imagine it takes a great degree of power and control to transform some one like that, whereas trumpart and nachos do it naturally and easily

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649949
It's the most interesting aspect of trumparts though and it's the only thing outside of their cards that makes them truly unique as the postergirl for a specific fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649916
>Somehow less worse than Wonderland bestiality transformations.
I dunno, wonderland ones could be used for all kinds of stuff.

Like using a cat potion to get close to the kuudere cupid who doesn't usually give you the time of day but has a soft spot for animals. It could give you a rare chance to see a smile from her when she thinks no one is around but a cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649916
A diamond Trumpart's transformations are temporary and uncommon with all of the other depraved acts they can come up with

Find a Nacho and you're going to spend the rest of your life as a giant spider

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649900
That's some hardcore shit right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649949
Probably because the description literally talks about it. Sure there are other facets, but it's not exactly jumping the shark to assume it's popular with them.

[Anonymous No.]

A peerless warrior is holding the bridge on her own. Should you try to negotiate with her and convince her to join you to help fulfill your lofty ambitions, or is she too dangerous to approach?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649953
Anon the potions are designed to fuck. You're not going to be a house cat, but a big cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649641
The same stuff real medical schools do. I mean, doctors are doctors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649960
I walk down the ravine and up the other side and bid her a good day

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649965
>skipping potential party members
Dude, you suck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649960

Ask her what she's doing and if she needs any help. I'm bored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649968
She's guarding a bridge, she clearly has something important to do, why would I disturb her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649971
Well you could HELP her for one thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649957
My point was they're more likely into "all-around depravity" as opposed to being focused on that one thing. KC just needed an example to make it clear what level of weird shit they were into.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649960
Heles is a good girl who just wants what's best for her kindgom, she's not scary to approach in the slightest.
>>16649962
Nothing to say you can't use them for spying on the girl you want to fuck to get a rare glimpse of her.

Or turn into a bear and force her down but that's personally not my thing. Wonderland if fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649949
Because it's disgusting and people shouldn't forget trumparts are disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649973
She doesn't seem to need help guarding the bridge.

>>16649977
You could turn into a giant panther or something and be her mount until the time comes to mount her. I'm sure a cupid would love to ride a big cat that could climb to all kinds of vantage points for her to snipe arrows from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649960
How big is the bridge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649983
>You could turn into a giant panther or something and be her mount until the time comes to mount her. I'm sure a cupid would love to ride a big cat that could climb to all kinds of vantage points for her to snipe arrows from.
See that I wouldn't mind, being her mount in beast form and turning back into a human for sex.

It'd be like being a druid in a way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649983
>She doesn't seem to need help guarding the bridge.
What if she's overrun by the flow of villainy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649974
Anything less than bestiality isn't really unique to trumparts though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649985
Narrow enough for one warrior to hold apparently. Can't be too wide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649987
>turning back into a human for sex.
You don't even have to do that though, I'm sure she wouldn't mind. I highly doubt the barbs on a giant cat dick would be anything less than pleasurable when it comes to monstergirls and wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649990
Bestiality isn't really unique to trumparts either though.

It was a thing in wonderland long before they existed and kc suggested that the potions existed for anyone with a monster girl waifu to enjoy if they choose to. Same with the genderswap potions and the like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649993
Gather material to build another bridge, make it bigger and leave it unprotected. Laugh as she is protecting something useless now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649995
Let's not go that shitty way

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649933
so you get some chips and then some cheese and then whatever else you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649998
This fucking guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649996
Yeah but trumparts kind of popularized it. There was no footnote on the centaur profile saying "And yeah they're totally into dipping down to wonderland and turning their husbands into stallions to mount them into submission"

It was a single note about potions tucked away and often touted to be some form of translation error.

>>16650001
Hey, if you don't want to utilize everything at your disposal to make her come her brains out, that's entirely up to you anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649995
The thing that could make me do that is if I was told by a future seeing wizard that it was the only way I'd ever get a monster girl.

Otherwise I'd really rather not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650004
Can you imagine her face when no one crosses her bridge now? It would be side by side too so she has to look at everyone's faces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650006
Again, do not bring that shit here

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650006
>It was a single note about potions tucked away and often touted to be some form of translation error.
People have always done that though, anything that isn't on their own personal list of fetishes is written off as a translation error, something kc didn't mean or a "polite japanese no"

Ever since chaos transformations and trumparts became a thing though it's been very clear that all the stuff people tried to write off as fake has been real the entire time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650012
Well wouldn't that mean she'd be free to follow me then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650014
Wat. It's been here for an hour now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650001
>Let's not go that shitty way
This already did quite some time ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649838
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649998
>>16650012
>anon casually builds bridges
You guys have some bizarre power fantasies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650024
STUMPED

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650024
Cute!
Automatons are too cute. I know they're supposed to be all Kuu but they're too adorable when they smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650007
If you don't want to her your cupid mewling in pleasure as you gently bite her neck and savagely pound into her upturned rear from behind with your giant cat dick that's entirely up to you. I probably would though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650017
I don't know, if you did the same as me probably. I would do it just to look at her face with the smugest look I can give, possibly getting cheshire's skills to help on my waifu quest.

>>16650028
Do you have a problem with building and crossing my own bridges?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650028
My Stand, Bridge Over the River Kwai, is naturally adept at carpentry!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650036
I'm just saying it's rather strange to have fantasies that rely on effortless bridge-building.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650041
Dude, it's just a cartoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650042
I certainly hope you didn't order from ACME Bridge Supply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650024
What if Bastion was a girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650041
Think about it. Most quests have that stupid bridge guardian waiting to give you some trials and shit. I would start building my own bridges across the world that anyone could go through without having a problem in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650050
But then they just get their friend to squat on the other bridge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650050
This fucking guy is onto something. He could be the hero of an abridged series of gaps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650052
They can't squat on my bridge. It's mine!

[Anonymous No.]

>Wait in hiding until bridge guard girl has to leave to relieve herself or something
>sneak onto the bridge and quickly build defenses for the bridge like bridgetowers with portcullises
>Don't let her back on the bridge

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650056
That hobgoblin and her crew claim otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650059
>people on both sides of the bridge are besieging it in order to cross it
Now what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650047
>War Automaton with PTSD

That's depressing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650034
I'd just rather do it as a human is all. This talk of wonderland potions gave me a silly scenario idea though.
>cheshire waifu is feeling adventurous one night and introduces you to the idea of potions
>you're apprehensive about the idea but she usually goes along with whatever you want to do and you want to make her happy
>you chug what you assume to be a wolf potion but something doesn't feel right
>the wife is trying to suppress her laughter and holds up a mirror
>you're a chicken, fuck
>she gives you that grin she always does before she says something infuriating
>"sorry dear it looks like there's been a mix up, this isn't exactly the kind of cock I had in mind"
>sometimes you wonder why you married a cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650016
it's kind of fun watching people only now realize that KC is actually a massive deviant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650061
Ey that's a nice looking bridge you got there. Would be a shame if anyone blocked it off, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650054
There are also those old ass ones leading to castles and shit. I would build a consistent one in it's place because they clearly don't know what they are doing.

>>16650061
I'll build two bridges then. One for the bandits and one for the travelers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650034
>her upturned rear from behind with your giant cat dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650068
>There are also those old ass ones leading to castles and shit
Drawbridges?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650062
Defend it, what else. Drop boiling tar on 'em, that'll show them.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna get my waifu so pregnant that her protruding fecundity forces her to waddle about the home all slow and careful like!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650070
Remember to delete your off-topic images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650071
I'm talking about those rotting wood ones that falls apart as you reach the end and keep moving from side to side when the wind is too strong. That ain't safe mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>arguing over ground transportation
Everyone knows magic carpets are where it's at these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650075
Shine on you crazy diamond.
>>16650081
Oh, the rope bridges? Those things are actually tests of faith. They only collapse if you believe they do.

[Anonymous No.]

>be away for several days
>read through last thread
>all the interesting stuff happened without me
every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650090
I would still fix them so they look nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650088
Another use for the Ittan-momen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650094
>he's not here 18 hours a day
I mean come on, where else would you be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650094
Eh. I kinda found some of it annoying. I just wanna talk about monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650096
I wouldn't mind having one as my Cloak of Levitation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650096
>>16650101
That's a cute idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650088
The best ground transportation is an old Toyota Corolla Sprinter Trueno

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650088
I prefer floating discs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650034
Bestialityfags are cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650094
Don't need to say it, I've been out for a couple of threads and when arrive people is talking about shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650107
Toyota Corolla is the patrician choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650088
I pity those who don't ride their dragon waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

Being your waifu's husband/battle mount would be pretty fun to be honest

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650109
I mean. My waifu would only want my dick. So I don't understand the animal penis stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650116
I can't ride my wolfu. Depends what you mean by riding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650116
You mean like piggyback rides? She's too heavy. Don't tell her th

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650116
Id definitely be my daughterus' mount.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650116
But my waifu doesn't fight anyone or anything! I could give her a piggy-back ride or carry her around like a baby though, she loves stuff like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650121
No no, your wolfu would ride you. You'd want to be something that's good for fighting tho. Like a warg.
>wolfu wargrider

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650116
People taking their furshit and bestiality discussions out of here would be a lot more fun, to be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650132
Where was the furshit discussion?

[Anonymous No.]

Me and my Cyclops are going to follow in Bridge-builder anon's footsteps!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650129
Oh. Well my waifu is big but I'd give it a shot. I don't know about fighting. But maybe doing some domination or fun play would be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650134
That's a weird name, but make me proud, Anon and your waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650116
I wouldn't mind turning into a giant boar mount and mowing down the poor sods who got in my waifu's way but I'm sure not fucking her in that form.

Human dicks only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650139
I could call you Charles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650144
So I'm Charles the bridge-builder? Sure, only my waifu would know my real name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650143
Well pig dick is pretty gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650133
The fags going off about how they want to transform into literal animals? This faggotry needs to be purged along with Atlantis Nacho fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650147
I'll see what becomes of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650150
That's just bestiality though, as depicted in the trumpart profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650149
Not as gross as duck dick at least, I wish I didn't watch that youtube video.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650150
To be honest. The animal dick is a little too much for me. It's kinda disgusting aswell. But that's just my opinion.

Although I'm all for Atlach Nachas. I love them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650151
probably bridges

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650155
All I know is duck pussy is a labrynth, so I don't want to know what kind of dick it takes to fuck one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650150
Go purge yourself, nachos did nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

Less emphasis on animal dicks. More on monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650161
yeah its NACHO fault

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650161
He's right though, they should be purged.

Along with the rest of the chaos faction.

[Anonymous No.]

We just got done arguing over xenos, can we not start arguing over trumparts and wonderland?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650159
Two words for you, spiral penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650161
Did this image get fixed up or something? I really love it, looks kinda different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650161
You're allowing bestialityfaggotry to plague the thread, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650169
AAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>obnoxious edgy purge fags shit up the thread again
I sure am glad you retards are here to police what monster girls are permitted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650162
I was thinking about a story about a guy and a Cyclops wandering the earth and building bridges. Got any ideas for it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650158
A lot of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650171
Don't worry, it's fine as long as it isn't furshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650164
Shoggoths did nothing wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650177
Maybe they have troubles with merchandise and bandits so they decide to build bridges to facilitate transport.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650171
Just because I'm not throwing a tantrum over someone discussing canon information it doesn't mean it's my fault, I like cute spiders and being verbally abused is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650180
That garbage is never fine and should never have a place here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650182
But do they build other things? Like dams?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650171
Not him, but it's entirely related to the thread. You've got nothing to stand on outside of "I don't like it."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650176
Kinda sad to see these threads just descend from what they were on the Valentine's Day thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650183
>canon information
This is the monster girl thread, not the MGE thread. There is no rule that everything from MGE has to be allowed here.
Otherwise should we start allowing Sithposting as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650183
>canon information
Caits and Cu Siths are canon too, and we don't discuss them for a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

Please. Let's not do this now. I don't care who you're arguing with or what they're saying, just stop replying and it will make the whole thread a lot better.

Your future MG wife goes over to her MG friend's house to cry about you when you're like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650180
>it's fine
Says who

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650191
>>16650193
We don't discuss the furries because global rules state fury belongs on /b/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650197
Bestiality is banned too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650190
These threads would be a thousand times better if people who used the word "purge" were fired into the sun or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650197
Bestiality also belongs on /b/. You're point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650200
Wrong. The rules only say you can't post images of bestiality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650194
We could take a moment to appreciate beautiful music and the epic battles we would engage in with our waifus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrOliVhbBo8

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650186
Maybe they start building other things once people acknowledge them as great contructors. Maybe going around the world building homes for the homeless, rebuilding cities and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650197
Lolis are banned outside of /b/ too. So let's enforce that as well while we're at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650190
Morons.
No seriously yall are dumb keepin on replying to these same people that trot out the same ancient arguments every thread. You'll never change their nature, so why bother even giving them the time of day. That's on you at that point, they're gonna foam at the mouth no matter what you come up with, so don't drag it out with a long stupid pointless debate that we've had literally hundreds of times already with no consensus being reached

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650206
>discover ruins infested by zombies
>help them rebuild their once great home
This is going places, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650191
People still fall back on MGE canon when undesirable things pop up that aren't in the setting. Can't have your cake and eat it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650203
Same goes for furry, you'll note.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650202
>Bestiality also belongs on /b/. You're point?
It doesn't say that.
>>16650210
I mean if you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650176
>>16650190
>>16650201
t. Assblasted bestialityfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650215
And you'll also note that people aren't posting images of monster girls fucking chaos forms for most the part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650222
Sith discussion is A-OK, duly noted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650201
I suggest you probably put those words on the hide list. It's very helpful.

>>16650205
I wouldn't really want to engage in any battle with my waifu. I prefer a quiet life with her. But if we're arguing about what's for dinner, then it's a whole different story. I'm talking wrestle sex and whoever gets on top and makes the other cum first. Gets to pick what dinner is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650213
Just because we forbid everything that goes against MGE doesn't mean we have to allow everything it permits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650215
Nope. It specifies that you can't post images of bestiality. Global rule 3 however states that posting furry belongs on /b/. This includes discussion.

So you've nothing to stand on unless you start talking about separate rules the thread has decided to honor. And I'm perfectly fine honoring these rules. But that also means no xeno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650212
I'm just a bridge builder, anon. I don't know what I'm doing.

I was just thinking how nice it would be if they settled down on a really poor city and started to help them rebuild their lives, from the houses and other structures to merchandise with the cyclops' weapons and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650211
I'm not replying to anyone. I just think it's annoying. And I've just started to hide that stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650230
>Global rule 3 however states that posting furry belongs on /b/. This includes discussion.
Incorrect. The exact wording is "anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650231
So would they be settling down there or is it just another stop on the road to wherever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650232
I was speaking more in general, but yeah. I think a lot of people just can't handle seeing a hidden post when scrolling.
>>16650236
That's one smug spider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650238
And bestiality falls under neither of these, so it's fine to discuss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650194
but im just watching stupid videos
i stop paying attention when the thread gets like this because its the same shit everytime

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650225
Always has been, never gets deleted.

I thought we were talking about rules here and not what people get mad at because it's not their fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650236
She looks kinda drunk. Did husband slip sake in her food?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650242
Yeah, I'm listening to anime soundtracks right about now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650239
Maybe if it's the end of the story, after they've helped almost the whole world, they could settle down? Like, what if the cyclops is pregnant and they decide to have her there. Maybe when she grows up she can even surpass her mother. I think it would be a nice way to end stuf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650246
Listening to Bee Gees Night Fever and imagining my waifu doing Disco dances to it gives me a little chuckle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650238
Sorry, I completely misread. You're right, there's nothing in the rules against discussing furshit. Only images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650250
Well I guess, but setting up an ending first is a little backwards.
>>16650251
If only our stories could have visuals, Monster Girls dancing would be the shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650236
Literally nothing wrong with chaos girls. Actually they are some of the cutest.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650261
I'd rather have a nursing handjob from a Dorome

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650260
I'd call inevitable TF something wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650258
How everything would happen I have no idea. I don't build plots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650266
What is that gem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650269
That's more of an opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650270
I do. Sadly I don't build the stories those plots go with very well. I should put this on the backburner and get back to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650269
Shog TF is fine though, Literally nothing changes, physical damage just can't hurt you. We should all marry shogs and become impervious to physical harm

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650236
I love how vulnerable she looks like that. I want to rub my dick against her clit until she climaxes without penetration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650258
>Baphomet doing an intricate anime OP dance
>Apsara bellydancing
>Vampire doing a classy ballerina routine
>Demon poledancing on a summoned pole
>slimes doing the wave with themselves
https://youtu.be/n6RTF4OPzf8
Sounds fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650266
Hot damn, now there's a happy thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650272
And you can't say there's "nothing wrong" when a significant amount of people would claim there is.

>>16650275
Shogs are pretty alright, but they're not the only chaos girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650276
She'll probably insult you while you're doing it Anon, silently shuddering when she finally cums!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650241
>so it's fine to discuss
I know this'll make you go into a tirade about "ebil ancient arguments" but that's the same shit futa and monsterboyfags tried to pull when attempting to push their shit here eons ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650275
>slimeboys are okay now
wew lad, take a hike

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650273
Good luck with your work then!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650280
Well i have a significant amount saying otherwise. What now? Mr. Anecdotal Evidence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650277
Indeed. I'd John Travolta it up.
>>16650286
Thanks mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650271
Crystallized demonic energy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650266
Cuddly muddy handjobs are pretty great.
https://i.cubeupload.com/V6TeGD.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650287
Because being a squid is a downgrade, no matter how you look at it.

Truly flayerfags got the short end of the chaos stick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650294
Awwww yiss. I was literally just about to ask if this had been finished yet. Noice

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650283
It'd be great if we had some kind of thread wide understanding to not post and discuss certain things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650296
>Because being a squid is a downgrade

Wow rude

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650296
Also more of an opinion. You get to grow extra dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650301
Not possible unless shitters actually take the time to lurk before posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650275
>not taking pierce

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650266

Would a Dorome be to produce breast milk though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650303
I mean literal squids, not okaa-squids

>>16650304
There are other ways in MGE to accomplish that that don't involve being a Splatoon mascot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650305
Lurking doesn't help when the people honoring said understandings are shat on. Or are we pretending xeno was never on that list?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650308
What's better?

Muddy milk or moldy milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650301
Meh, at different times of day the crowds have different levels of tolerance or interests
In a few hours we'll be talking about chaos girls happily and no one will be complaining, or on one day there will be fervent anti loli people while at another time we'll have a long greentext session about loli wyvern butts with almost no dissent
Hence why its really silly when people argue about this stuff like they speak for the whole thread at all times

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650310
Sure, but it doesn't mean any of them are worse than the others. Besides there are other benefits to being a Flayers husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650313
There's really no reason for "aliens" to be on that list, it's completely arbitrary.

[Anonymous No.]

>Turn into a literal squid
>Turn into a giant spider
>Turn into a hulking beast that has to live inside a cloak
>Become immune to physical harm
One of these is not like the other. Kc playing favorites?

>>16650322
Well then the whole list is arbitrary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650329
He's just re-presenting the eternal truth that slimes = love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650308
Breast mud is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650329
>the whole list is arbitrary
There are actual arguments for why some things shouldn't be here, and I can't find any for just girls being from outside of earth.
There's no point in talking about this though, since you're THE LAW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650337
Absolutely Disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650308
It would be strange at first, but it would probably end up being wonderful. A sweet, thick substance like jelly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650329
I mean. You could say that turning into a giant spider with what appears to be plating armor makes you quite durable to damage. But really each one appeals to a different kind of person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650294
>plump huge titted mud girl
>instead of cowgirl, paizuri or doggy she gets a dumb handjob
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650319
This, you can actually witness it happen if you just stick around for a day and its hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

I just wanted to talk about chaos girls. Maybe I should wait til Friday, because apparently that's chaos day or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650329
>turn into slimeboy
FTFY

You may as well say "turn into awesome man-spider" "turn into awesome lovecraftian hulk" "turn into..." well, can't say anything about the squidkid

You are the ones playing favorites

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650329
>Become immune to physical harm
It's more than that. It's becoming part shoggoth with your wife! Have some respect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650329
>Beating this dead horse again

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650354
You can talk about them, just ignore the haters. What did you want to discuss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650356
>turn into incubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650362
Xeno please.
You missed /tg/ by a wee bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650354
I'd suggest talking about it when the thread is quiet and comfy. It's a much relaxed and opinion respecting environment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650349
People really like Dorome handjobs and she's been listed alot as the favorite girl for handjobs before.
Look at the size of them things!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650362
Would Necron girl be like a combination of an Automaton and a Pharaoh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650354
I'm always open to talk about them.
>chaos day
That thread better have a fitting OP like a shog. Someone's going to make it a kiki just to mess with things now aren't they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650363
My newfound love for Nachos. I find myself at odds about them because I've always been a maledom fag, but having a back and forth

[Anonymous No.]

So the only way to unlock the wizard Guan Yu skin is to get the 700 gem bundle then use the gold key?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650356
But you don't turn into slime. You don't turn into a puddle, you don't drip. There is absolutely 0 cosmetic change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650370
I really don't see the appeal.
And wouldn't smaller hands be better for handjobs, not huge ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650319
This wasn't people "discussing chaos girls", it was actually people just straight up talking about animal dicks and bestiality. Also I have to wonder how many of those anti-loli fags are the normalfags from /d/ or other shitters with shit fetishes, with how often some people being told to fuck off during arguments say they don't understand why loli is fine but futa/yuri/furry isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650374
Well, technically, they are the Ghosts in the Machine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650261
Truly a pity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650381
But is there a way out of the dungeon without using the wizard king?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650379
But Nachos are the reversal maledom monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650342
>There are actual arguments for why some things shouldn't be here,
There are none outside of "I don't like it." Except for monsterboys and to a degree futa. This is the monsterGIRL thread, not the monster boy or monsterherm thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650379
Sometimes the switch from dom to sub or vice versa is sudden and unexplainable. Are you more a fan of the traditional loli body or a more full figured insultspider?
>>16650384
I think that's kinda the half-joke mane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650379
goddamit.

*having a back and forth sort of switch relationship with a mean loli is appealing in such an odd way. I would hope that she wouldn't mind being just taken sometimes. I would also hope she could introduce me to the wonders of lolidom now and then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650388
I love cows.

And breast expansion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650383
Until something touches you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650398
You still don't goop into a puddle, it just passes through you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650384
Big hands can completely surround your dick and make it feel good all over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650397
I can't imagine liking cowgirls and not also liking breast expansion. Its like, hand in hand to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650406
Breast expansion is a top tier fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650400
The effects will be just like a jello. If you want something else, think about smashing a Shogg's husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650397
My comrade.
The things I would do with holst milk would make me unable to buy any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650410
>smashing a shog's husband.
Okay so I imagine this is a hypothetical scenario and you aren't about to get brutally decapitated for that crime.

In that instance I suppose it depends on the size of the hammer. If it's big enough, I guess he does just turn into a puddle of goop and reform. Or maybe he just compresses and springs back into shape after?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650386
>Also I have to wonder how many of those anti-loli fags are the normalfags from /d/ or other shitters with shit fetishes, with how often some people being told to fuck off during arguments say they don't understand why loli is fine but futa/yuri/furry isn't.
Liliraune is selfcest/yuri based on a fucking pun. Yuri is also how human women are corrupted into monsters if done by physical contact. KC doesn't like futa, so that's a no-go zone. The Sith exist, regardless if you want them to or not. It'd be entirely up to you if you want to headcanon KC's versions away because honestly Cait Sith has potential outside of being dangerously cheesy. Cu Sith not so much.

Keep in mind I mostly agree with you, but let's not pretend that yuri/futa/furries are the worst thing to exist since fucking Humpty Egg exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650406
Oh yes indeed.
>>16650409
The toppest.
>>16650411
What would you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650390
I understand, which is why I'm not sure where the attraction comes from.
>>16650392
I really enjoy the profiles proportions. I think her small frame and softness makes her whole spiteful attitude more effective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650422
>Cait Sith has potential outside of being dangerously cheesy. Cu Sith not so much.
I think you got those backwards.
One is useful and the other deserves nothing but punting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650409
Its the thinking man's fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650422
>KC doesn't like futa, so that's a no-go zone.
To be fair he only says he won't write about it. He mentions that via wonderland and potions it can still happen in the setting. though that's pretty worthless if you don't actually write it into the setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>I wake up to find this.
God damn it guys, what would your waifus say if they saw you arguing like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650421
Jeez, I didn't meant to offend. I was just thinking about some rubble falling on him.

But yes, he will turn into a puddle, meaning he is just a slime with a really high consistency. A fox pretending to be a human isn't a human, she is still a fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650440
Burn down their houses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650435
Explain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650439
KC also stated that Diamond Trumparts are into deviant shit like bestiality, but since he'll err on the side of caution and never actually write it you could make her into even bigger kinky stuff like Having sex in a Domino's while you wait for your order

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650421
>Or maybe he just compresses and springs back into shape after?
That's something I'd expect from a place as silly as Wonderland.

What would a Wonderland Shog be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650424
Low grade terrorism.

I mean, if you can make it so that they can get big tits, why not give all the women big tits?

I'd learn a version of cloudkill simply so I can make it give women bigger breasts instead of killing them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650440
They would probably skip the lecture and move straight on to corrective rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650445
People seem to forget that they can use ANYTHING with their card pattern as a portal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650386
>Also I have to wonder how many of those anti-loli fags are the normalfags from /d/ or other shitters with shit fetishes,
Many, there were at least few of them proudly saying "this loli shit won't be allowed on my based /d/ homeboard" or "I would rather see futa and yuri than lolis"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650447
Mindbreak on sight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650449
>Anon casts his modified Cloudkill on a Sabbath encampment.
>Overnight the Sabbath girls learn the wonders of tits and paizuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650458
Isn't that basically what Basilisks are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650449
I want a holst with tits so big I need two hands to manhandle one

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650460
It'd be beautiful.
It' also get me banned from casting magic.

>>16650463
I know, it would be lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650462
Basilisks make you ahegao, I'm talking about you going crazy and your brain melting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650449
I remember that anon saying he wanted to spread Ushi Oni blood into a women's crowd and transform them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650466
Are you into cows that are confident in their humongous milktanks or ones that are timid and embarrassed by them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650422
>let's not pretend that yuri/futa/furries are the worst thing to exist since fucking Humpty Egg exists.
Humpty Egg isn't anywhere close to those, because atleast everyone ignores that abomination and doesn't try to push it atleast once per month or something.

Also, remember to delete off-topic images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650477
Eh, that could be fun too but I'm more into large chests.

>>16650478
Both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650161
I like them, except for the "hurrr I'm half of a spidertaur" thing. Would transform for her, just not like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650466
>It' also get me banned from casting magic.
Who's going to stop you? The people who can't cast magic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650485
Ah, you're the herd guy then eh?
Confident megaholst shoving you with her massive bust into a shy megaholst laying on the ground, sandwiched between their canyonous cleavage as the milk starts to dribble out from four pink peaks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650495
I heard that punches hurt really bad. Do you hear that? It's the sounds of TouWOMAN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650442
>he will turn into a puddle, meaning he is just a slime with a really high consistency.
Hang on. That doesn't make sense. If something has high consistency could a sword slice effortlessly through them? Would they splatter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650499
You know what can stop a punch?
Magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650492
For me I just love everything about the girl herself, the way she looks and her sharp tongue makes her a 10/10 for me, as does them being made for dominating in retaliation to their insults.

The transformation isn't my ideal situation but if it's what it took to be with a girl I found otherwise perfect then so be it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650495
I imagine there a few curses or artifacts that'll do so..

THEN I start up alchemy and go create a bunch of potions that do the stuff I want.

>>16650497
Yep.
Each is best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650504
No ammount of magic can stop the fist of the TouWOMAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650511
You know what can't be nullified by anti-magic?
A wall.
Just a solid wall of earth that can be conjured with magic. What's there to anti-magic? It's just a wall of compressed dirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650457
>Many, there were at least few of them proudly saying "this loli shit won't be allowed on my based /d/ homeboard" or "I would rather see futa and yuri than lolis"
There was also that faggot a couple of weeks ago who made multiple posts about how pegging and ntr are better than daughteru dicking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650510
Nice. Is there any overlap in the herd, as in two cows that are of a similar type, or do they each have their own really unique personality and features?
I'm more of a single shy, timid massive megaholst guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650501
Just think of it as a jelly. It doesn't drip and forms a puddle, just wobbles. You would look like a normal person, but you would still be a hard slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650518
What the fuck
I'm kinda glad I missed that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650517
You really think that would stop TouWOMAN? Boy you are exactly like the girls in the show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650517
It's a little complicated unless you're well into the toaru lore, but she's break that. Something to do with layers of reality rather than actual magic

>>16650526
But jelly isn't hard as a man would be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650519
Each would be unique.
Variety is the spice of life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650533
Hard jelly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649876
>>16650161
>>16650236
I mean just look at how lickable those legs are.
>>16650211
honorable mention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650529
It's not surprising. I mean the NTR shit is, but the's no surprise one would prefer futa to loli. As fetishes go, futa is far more normalfag than lolicon. It's just more prevalent.

>>16650540
Wouldn't that be rubber?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650463
Meh, never liked bigger-than-head tits. It looks ugly and disproportional as fuck desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650526
>>16650533
Anon is non-Newtonian and his viscosity decreases under stress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650533
That series was incredibly stupid on every level.
>I know how to pull my punch back at the exact right time so you'll automatically reverse it into yourself lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650546
Nope, still jelly but slightly harder. To the point where you would need some strength to make it wobble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650551
I realize its not for everyone, but its definitely my jam. Watermelon to beachball size, I'm about that life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650554
No, you're thinking of the anti accel measures that one kihara dude did. I agree that was fuckign dumb. But the anti-magic fit doesn't break magic, it breaks the reality that magic creates. So if you use magic to create a wall, the fist breaks the reality of that wall

>>16650552
I thought that, but that means if he runs, e'll turn into goop. Unless it takes a lot of stress.

>>16650555
But I don't think a shog's husband would wobble

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>>16650566
You read toaru? What's going on in LN? I heard touma died long time ago?

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>>16650566
I don't know man. If you gave a Shog husband a slap in the back as a greeting I'm sure he would wobble a bit.

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>>16650574
I haven't read the last three or so books, but touma is still kicking. There's a whole lot of shit about magic god going on last I checked in.

>>16650579
No, KC describes what would happen when you try and hit a shog's husband. You pass through him. So he wouldn't wobble, your hand would just go through him.

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>>16650579
Rare footage of a shog's husband getting a physical:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RQXzOE12xuM

[Anonymous No.]

I want to laze around in the field with a herd of Holsts of all kinds.

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>>16650589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzMmEx20GkI

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>>16650585
How can you not call him slime then? He would do a slime thing right there.
Or would he be more like a ghost?

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>>16650585
Really? I pretty sure I heard him dying, meeting God and resurrecting or some shit

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I want to tease and play with a baby Holst's nipples every single day from birth so she grows up to have the most sensitive nipples in all the land!

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>>16650606
Quicksilver is repulsive

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>>16650606
What the fuck, even quicksilver wouldn't go that far.

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>>16650600
He got captured by female odin who sent him into different realities to be killed millions of times to break his spirit so she wouldn't have to worry about his anti-magic anymore. Because if she just killed him it would go to some one else, she needed to break the owner. And then he got addicted to her scent and they developed stockholm for eachother. So yeah that happened.

>>16650598
Because he isn't drippy and slimey. A slime isn't a slime if it's not slimey. Here's the line
>A physical change will occur among those who continue to receive their service. There is not any apparent change in appearance, but, for example, if cut with a sword, it will pass through their body without damaging them; as if they had become a slime

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>>16650606
Anon, I don't think that's right.

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>>16650595
Farm life in MGE must be comfy. I'd love to grow a bunch of peppers with an Alraune.

Hot sauce with Alraune nectar would sell a lot.

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>>16650606
Baby molesting aside, wouldn't that just desensitize them?

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>>16650610
Just because it's creepy pedo stuff doesn't mean it's him all the time man jesus fuck.

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>>16650616
Must be hard when winder sets in though.

Then again you could all cuddle up in the farmhouse.

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>>16650623
He chose to be the posterboy for creepy pedo stuff though.

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>>16650595
>>16650616
Would you let the farmhands have wives or would you be entirely self sufficient and just have the whole farm as your harem with the girls helping each other with their tasks?

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>>16650613
That sounds very stupid.

I'd rather fight the all-mother like a man.

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>>16650623
This goes beyond pedo.

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>>16650628
This. He made that call.

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>>16650623
Maybe he shouldn't be the head honcho of creepy shitters then.

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>>16650610
I don't post about wanting to do things with any other girls than my waifu and daughteru anon. Please.

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>>16650629
>just have the whole farm as your harem with the girls helping each other with their tasks?

This one.

The daughters get married off though.

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>>16650635
Weren't you posting about loli Kikimoras not too long ago?

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>>16650635
If you say so buddy.

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>>16650637
Nice. That's what I would say too.
People diss on harems, but I think a farm harem would actually be super comfy. I bet the wives would all be real laid back about it, since those kinds of MGs are usually pretty damn docile and don't need constant sex.

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>>16649938
oh that one
i dont really care about it but its name is cool i guess

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>>16650613
I guess it would be a new thing entirely them. Still, even if you don't call him slime, you can't change the fact that he is pretty much like one and thus should be treated as a monster.
Calling him a slime is wrong because he is pretty much another species.

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>>16650637
>>16650647
But do you have a main wife or not?

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>>16650647
Yeah, just a big dairy farm harem.
>>16650654
They're all equal.

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>>16650631
He did fight her like a man. She got tired of trying to break his spirit through other means and so they just went to battle where she killed him another ten thousand times.

His mind truly did break in a sense, because Touma started to approach the fight like a souls player with 0 health, dying again and again until he learned all her moves and came to understand her. She gets pissed off and decides he isn't worth the hasstle and decided to kill him and not bring him back, and just deal with whoever inherits Imagine Breaker next. His last death he demonstrates that he understands her on a deep level and she turns dere though so she decides to surrender to him.

>>16650653
I dunno if you can call it anything other than "shog husbando".

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>>16649668
Damnit Kirk, we're at war with those crooks! At least go for the ones that aren't actively stealing starships at torpedo-point.

Jeez, you'll go for anything with a - well, you'll go for anything, won't you?

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>>16650642
No.

>>16650645
Posting like that about other girls is unfaithful anon, it's one of the same reasons I don't write stories about other girls anymore.

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>creepy
>pedo
I know toddlercon is absolutely disgusting, but leave your tumblr at the door.

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>>16650664
>toddlercon is absolutely disgusting
How about you take your feels and fuck off back to tumblr

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>>16650657
Makes sense.

But I'm too lazy to type that, so I'll settle it with half-slime.

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>>16650664
>>16650671
Ok anons. Let's not start another argument.

Just agree to disagree.

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>>16650654
Nope. We're all in it equally together helping each other out.
When autumn sets in we all help harvest from the Wheat Lilirune and the Barometz, then help them move themselves into the heated barn for the colder months coming up (although they can move themselves as I've recently realized from rereading the KC questions)
When the Satyros wants help with testing her wine we all get around and enjoy it together giving her pointers. Same for taste testing the Holst wives' milk.
Weresheep wife would make wool pillows for everyone to help them sleep better at night.
It would be its own little community working in harmony in the green demon realm with their friendly incubus husband (cause you'd need to be at that point I think)

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>>16650610
>>16650635
Its probably someone falseflagging, let's ignore the bait.

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>>16650663
Man, I must be one hell of a cheater then. I wonder how my waifu would feel when I got home with over 1000 daughterus.

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>>16650657
That sounds terrible.

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>>16650681
How would you even fit all those daughterus in your house anon? Where would you even get all those daughterus? You aren't stealing daughterus, are you anon?

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>>16650685
Eh, It was written better than my shit summary

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>>16650675
So wheat Liliarune, Satyros, Holstaur, Weresheep, and Barometz? No Cockatrice?

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>>16650688
Is it?
Is it really?

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>>16650692
Yeah, I head it years ago, there's a shit tin of context I'm missing. Vol 9 is the best LN in the new testament, honestly.

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>>16650689
Yep, that sounds perfect. And nah, not much of an egg farmer. But one each of those five would be absolutely perfect.

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>>16650687
I got them from talking about other monster girls. There are even alt versions of my wife.

I guess I would take care of them while they are all across the world or something?

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>>16650696
No, the best part of the new testament is Jesus kicking everyone out of the temple

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>>16650675
Sounds like a nice life to live along with farmlands succubutts and shit.

Reminds me of someone.

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>>16650697
Technically one of those sort of counts as two already.

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>>16650701
Kamachi.exe calls the second half of his series the new testament.

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>>16650702
I'd love having some neighboring succubutts to trade and share produce with. But who?
>>16650706
Eh, I'm personally of the mindset that Lilis are at the end of the day one entity. But, I get your point, and obviously each one would have a different name and all that. But for the purposes of most functionality (including sex) they'd always be with each other.

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69 pawjob and cuddlesex with a mature Yeti: http://pastebin.com/vpLJc0Hy

Thanks, 47.

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>>16650723
>New silent_II story
Yes, thank god

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We need spirit stories
being able to bend the elements due to fucking is awsome

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>>16650723
I need a pawjob! They're the best mix of comfy and erotic.

But still, it looks great Silent!

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>>16650723
You know, yetis don't look that attractive.

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>>16650753
Consider visiting a flayer.

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>>16650748
You're a real fast reader, bud.

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>>16650763
Nah. I skipped to the pawjob part to just check it out and now I've started reading it properly.

Never really cared for a story getting spoiled or anything, I just wanted to see how hot the scene was before I get into the story.

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>>16650759
They look so childish though.

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>>16650723
This isn't fair. You're too good at this. I know I'm fawning like a groupie but every one of your stories always does it so well for me.

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Just some waifu/daughteru stuff.
I didn't really have an idea for what to do.

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>>16649131
Amazon tattoos always bug me. They're fake, rip off pleasure runes that they have culturally adopted. It's a willful ignorance that I can't appreciate!

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>>16650780
T H I G H S

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>>16650771
I think that's kinda the point in a way. Like a child always wanting hugs.

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>>16650796
But how can I get a boner for that?

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>>16650780
That's cute anon! Is it her first gym session or something? She looks nervous.

And not to dare put your waifu and daughteru in any sort of lewd way. But those thighs are quite big. Not in a bad way. I apologise if that came off wrong.

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>>16650791
Just ignore the fact that the way I illustrated one of my daughterus was as a shortstack I regret nothing.

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>>16650804
I'm not for daughteru dicking, I just suck at making kids. So I just said 'screw it' and went with how it did.
> Is it her first gym session or something?
No, she's just a nervous wreck who skips out on exercise days, so I just imagine my waifu helping her all the time.

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>>16650814
>I just suck at making kids
And yet you got five.

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>>16650780
>no hips

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>>16650723
Ah, another great story, Silent. Please never change.

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>>16650818
That's not what I meant. I meant bad at drawing them.
>>16650820
What do you mean?

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>>16650814
Of course anon. I never said you were, and I didn't mean it in a sexual way. I was just commenting on her large thighs. I deeply apologise if it came off the wrong way.

And don't be too hard on yourself, it looks really nice and cute. Their tails look lovely.

>spoiler

Ah, she's being a bit lazy then? But I bet your waifu would fix that right up with some training.

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>>16650723
You had to reverse the image? That other Yeti really is a terrible person.
The story was great, can't wait to see what you come up with next.

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>>16650723
No matter what happens, no matter how shitty the thread can be at times, your stories always make my day.

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>>16650834
Ah, it's fine. But yeah, I make thighs that are quite large.
>Their tails look lovely.
Thanks, its part of why I love sallies.
> But I bet your waifu would fix that right up with some training.
I'd hope so, how else is she gonna get a strong husbando?

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>>16650723
How would a yeti be able to grab a dick with both hands?

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>>16650723
She looks so weird when she's mirrored.

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>>16650857
I think it was put across that she's like a half yeti and that he has a fucking massive cock

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>>16650864
Her paws are still noted to be huge, so.

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>>16650780
You need to work on those waists, though.

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>>16650869
Relative terms I guess. And again, a stomach-bulgingly big logsplitter.

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>>16650857
She just sandwiched his dick between both paws, rather than one above the other.

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>>16650871
I know...
https://youtu.be/x2PiYsReZyI

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>>16650723
Is there any reason your stories are so short and sweet? Not interested in writing more?

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>>16650723
Loved it, keep being awesome.
>>16650879
Smut doesn't have to be too long, personally I find silent's stuff just the right length.

Plus he also done a sequel or two to some of his stories.

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>>16650890
No, I know that. But that was formulaic "Hey baybe I heart your plumbing needs fixing" I was just wondering why he wasn't overly interested in preamble.

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>>16650901
The cheesiest scenarios are often the most honest.

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>>16650910
That's fair enough. Nice story by the way.

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Jumbuck Chrysanthemum, you folks really love your yetis.

>>16650729
>>16650748
>>16650777
>>16650821
>>16650842
>>16650847
Thanks so much for the kind words. I've been in a major slump recently and any kind of support never goes unappreciated.

>>16650857
He's got a real hammer there.

>>16650879
This particular piece was just a quick bit of thank-you smut, much like the previous one was a quick bit of sorry-for-never-finishing-my-effing-projects smut.

I'm hoping my next piece, centered around Jake and Lexi's married days, will turn out much longer and have a lot more character. And then the one after that will be an ATTEMPTED novel-length story centering around Leo and Anna.

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>>16650929
Sorry, I don't know those names. What stories are they? I'll read 'em quick for background, I'd love to see you tackle something longer.

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>>16650940
http://pastebin.com/HEQmMThw
http://pastebin.com/Rn5PHSsk

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Here's that undine.
Feels wrong when it's not that chibi anymore. Plus the arms were awkward for me today.

Someone needs to do the other Elementals. They get so little love.

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>>16650929
Meh, I just love comfy casual rendezvous, pussy eating, and girls fawning over gigantic cocks. Though you got a real gift mane. Looking forward to whatever comes in the future.

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>>16650929
You got a thing for Scyllas

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>>16650952
Isn't H2O2 hydrogen peroxide? Nice Undine though. Excellent thigh gap.

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>>16650965
Man was blessed with ideas for cuddlefish.

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>>16650952
It looks nice.

Also, I'm calling Ignis, after I finish one more daughteru thing.

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>>16650967
I believe so.
Haven't done chemistry in years.

Won't be long now until Wispthighfag asks for Wisps.
I'd still love to see more art of the 4 Elementals. Gnome and MGQ Sylph were cuties.

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>>16650967
Yeah, that's hydrogen peroxide.

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>>16650976
I mean, I was a Wispthighfag, but I think we only like to ask you because it seems to drive you nuts.

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>>16650971
This isn't going to turn into some multi group thing with 4 artists drawing an element and one more drawing something representing "Heart", right?

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>>16650984
I don't think so, but that would be funny.

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>>16650981
It really doesn't.
Only thing that creeped me out here was ELH talking about his "collection".

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>>16650988
Well you draw nice thighs, for simple chibi art style.

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>>16650993
If you say so.
At least I'm taking steps towards drawing hands instead of mittens.

[Anonymous No.]

Watching John Wick 2 just makes me want a Hellhound in a suit. Women in suits are hot. A hotdog in a suit would be hotter.

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>>16651000
>hellhound in a suit grabbing you with both paws and forcing you to eat her out
Women in suits who take what they want are perfect.

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>>16649804
They truly are.

On the outside, they appear as a massive, monstrous being. But on the inside, there's a cute, innocent girl who is gentle and treats her husband with the utmost care.

I'd do anything to be with a sandworm.

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>>16650929
You have talent and seem able to churn out a good number of stories without a dip in quality. You're one of the top writefags here in my opinion.

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>>16651011
>Anything
Well, lucky for you, the Automaton Devil will gladly help out with such willingness.

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>>16651008
Yes please.

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>>16651020
I'm listening...

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So... Skaven girls?

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>>16651031
Just mice.

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>>16651026
Nothing much left to say unless you want to talk about Automatons in a machine hell torturing other robutts with uptempo singing and dancing.

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>>16651031
No.

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>>16651031
I think we reached the finality of that two threads ago.
I do wish the Large Mouse design was a bit better though.

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>>16651039
But anon, how does that get me a sandworm wife?

[Anonymous No.]

The Best Threadcanons
And
The Worst Threadcanons

Keep it civil, it's just opinions

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>>16651011
I still have fond memories of that tale of the sandworm and the guy with ptsd

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>>16651055
Tsundere Cupids.

Hellhounds control fire

You already know this is going to be a shitshow.

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>>16651055
I can't think of any bad threadcanons

>>16651066
Why wouldn't they be able to?

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>>16651049
Either make a deal with the Automaton Devil, or trade with those nomadic Girtablilu for one of their magical bells to attract one to you. Be warned, upon hearing that bell not even solid stone will stop them.

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>>16651071
It's just not in the profile. I'm sure smart ones could learn spells for pyromancy though.

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>>16651055
Dragons cooking.

Tentacle Elves.

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>>16651055
Demons that get desperate/CC try and sneak signatures from unsuspecting men onto a disguised contract

Dire stuff seems a bit unnecessary compared to just describing the MG as being bigger or whatever other specific features they have

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>>16651026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj7R_2WWdKs

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>>16651080
Is it really a "threadcanon" if it's just one guy trying super hard to push it?

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>H-hello!
>L-looks like we'll be sharing the bunk bed all year, h-haha
What do you do?

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>>16651085
Good point.

Instead of the Elves, I'd say Dire monsters.

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>>16651055
Dragon Bakery

It's hard to think of a worst one. It's not really headcanon but any sort of Loli Dom is kinda annoying.

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>>16651079
Tsundere cupids is directly against the profile, yet that's good to you? Hypocrite.

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>>16651095
>Dragon Bakery
Those buns can't be beat.

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>>16651092
>Dire monsters.
>Bad

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>>16651055
I wouldn't say best, but I'm fine or neutral with most threadcanon.

Brain damage Wurms and Bipedal White-Horn, though the latter hasn't been mentioned all that much.

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Time to choose, anon.

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>>16651091
Stoically ignore the alp the entire time.
Instead, confide in the tall /fit/ Hellhound about how I'm worried I won't make it home to my wife and our newborn kid.

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>>16651091
That Alp is really going to like shower time.

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>>16651105
Well >>16651083 summed it up nicely.

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>>16651107
Oh Jesus. I'm having that loli wight mistress loli dom me anyday.

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>>16651055
The Onee-Sabbath

Most(all) OC Lilims just don't interest me and can't help but feel a bit circlejerky even if they arent

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>>16651106
I like Wurms being dumb and simple, but full retardation is too much.

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>>16651107
Both.

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>>16651096
This isn't a game of who the fuck has the wrongest threadcanon. It's a game of which you dislike and which you do not.

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>>16651107
Both of them can be daughterus!

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>>16651107
Neither, unless that Wight can age 10 years real quick.

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>>16651116
This.

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>>16651084
That looks painful. I wouldn't want to hurt my future wife like that!

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>>16651115
Being simple? Sure.

But only being able to drool, say cookies and pies is fuckign retarded.

>>16651116
I don't even consider OCs threadcanon, just headcanon.

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>>16651119
He said Best/Worst, not like/dislike

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>>16651107
That wight is doing things to my dick. I sure hope she's older than she looks.

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>>16651055
Ryus that get pissed and change the weather based on their anger.

Too much I dislike to list, retard Wurm, bipedal taurs, stinkypede and meme spewing cheshires get a special mention though. That last one was more of a /monster/ thing that found it's way over than real thread canon though.

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>>16651107
But Lich already has a rival.

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>>16651107
I like both, but like Liches a bit more.

>>16651123
Anon, they're both older then you.

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>>16651133
Bipedal taurs aren't threadcanon though. Which is unfortunate

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>>16651131
And? My point is standing.

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>>16651131
It's just opinions. No right or wrong. Sorry my English isn't so good.

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>>16651107
It looks like nobody wants to pick a side.
I'd choose loli Lich.

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>>16651139
Then they can take care of themselves. No need for me.

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>>16651130
Wurms liking cookies and pies isn't bad, neither are young ones saying it often.
But I have to agree with the idea of them having the iq of a potato to be wrong.

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>>16651096
Personalities can vary based on the individual and the profiles are a guideline based on married individuals the scholar could actually talk to.

A power inherent to the race can't just pop out of thin air with no reasoning behind it, he's not a hypocrite in the slightest.

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>>16651066
>Hellhounds control fire
KC did state in the Enty posted that Hellhounds can at least heat up their claws.

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>>16651107
Depends. Which one is the best for facesitting?

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>>16651107
Itty bitty lich titties.

Would pick her any day.

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>>16651170
I don't suppose you have said enty info? Did it get a full translation? I've been trying to collect them.

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>>16651107
But they're both perfect, how can I choose?

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>>16651168
A cupid's job is literally to put an end to tsunderes.

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>>16651133
I have a little headcanon that Ryus can change weather just by using normal magic, but it's limited and takes some time to recharge which can be shortened with the use of SE. Makes them a lot more flexible in my opinion.

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>>16651167
Oh no, I'm talking about teenager wurms doing that.

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>>16651170
Further regarding finding the translation, I can trade what enty translations I have. Namely:

Kikimora
Cursed sword
Ittan-momen
Unagi joro
Wendigo
Umi osho
White horn
Griffin
Phantom
Ice queen
Dorome
Atlach-nacha
Dark mage
Mershark

[Anonymous No.]

I think the magical power of Monsters in general is very, very strong. Merce just straight up conjures a pointer out of thin air, and many Monstergirls can Monsterize human women, literally alter their entire race into that of a Monster. While there are some more mundane races I think it's not a stretch to say the average 'powerful' Monstergirl can naturally and instinctually manipulate the Mana around them magically.

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>>16651181
Which is why she's so reluctant and jaded about her work.

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>>16651192
I don't see that happening often.
Even the dumb Wurms in my little crap story can speak like people instead of pokemon, and have bouts of deep insight and intelligence deep within their thick skull.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651024

Foxes in suits is just unfair. Ran-sama doubly so. I can't take this...

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>>16651204
Merce isn't a good example as she became an echidna, pretty much the "god-tier" of lamias and noted for their great magical power.

According to the settings, there are many monsters that can't use magic in any detailed way beyond instinctual uses to assist in sex.

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>>16651221
So they have the potential but don't use it?
Salamander Wizards.
Wurm Sages.
Yeti frostmancers.
Wendigo pyromaniacs.
The possibilities!

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>>16651181
I think a lot of the Tsun cupid stuff grew out of the canonical fact that though they feel a lot of love they're very bad at expressing it verbally, having to write notes or use their bow instead because they have a poor time straight up confessing. From there and combined with the general rule from world guide 1 that's Monsters will adapt and grow all sorts of personality types in the interest of it making themselves more attractive to a man, it doesn't seem much a stretch to think a singular Cupid could manifest her difficulty expressing love by acting very Tsun. Certainly not every cupid, I don't think that was the intent.

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>>16651055
Dragons cooking, Tsundere Cupids, Kikimora hating anything mechanical

Shit threadcanon's of course go to...

>Stinkypede
>Dire this, Dire that, Abraham hit me with a wiffle ball bat
>'Pit Lady'
>Most, if not all of the Lilim OCs
>Bob dindu nuffin he wuz a good boi

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651221

Merce even got pregnant pretty fast. Needs a nerf, other maidens can't compete.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651181
Just because your job is to stop something it doesn't mean you can't do the same thing.

It's like corrupt cops, they're meant to stop crime but they still commit them themselves.

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>>16651224
They would need insane amounts of training to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651237
A corrupt cop isn't a proper fit.
One of those fallen heroes is, since in her job to remoce tsunderes, she ended up becoming one from her lack of direct interactions.

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>>16651226
That's too great a leap in logic. There's being inable to express your overwhelming feelings of love very well and then there's abusing your husband.

Tsunderes do what they do out of denial. A cupid wouldn't be in denial about her love. She'd just be kuudere

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>>16651224
You can't really call it potential when they lack the ability completely. To quote from World Guide 1 in the article about The Body and Abilities of a Monster:

>Furthermore, not all monsters can use high level spells. Even if all monsters have magical energy inside their bodies, they may not know how to use that energy freely, or they may not have the intelligence necessary to use it. Some races are not good at handling magical energy, and some can't handle it at all. For such reasons, there are many monsters that can't use spells at all.

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>>16651240
>insane
Oh don't pull shit out your ass when you don't know how hard magic is to learn in MGE.
It could take years, or an afternoon.

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>>16651254
Some still have the capabilities.

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>>16651237
If a cupid was ever caught being tsunere her fellow cupids would put her before a firing squad and stick her with so much love arrow the tsun disappears.

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>>16651259
So an arrow to the knee?

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>>16651252
A Cupid, who uses her power to magically activate love, would probably be the MG most in denial.

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>>16651177
>>16651202
Gimme a sec.

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>>16651266
She doesn't activate love, she emphasizes it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651270
Same difference. She takes the love in peoples hearts and activates it, so that they act on their emotions.

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>>16651252
Meh, as with most threadcanon I don't think it's necessarily meant to be an argument for 'this needs to be acknowledged as the norm' so much as it is just a fun idea to work with in the thread. I do agree it's pretty gap moe to the initial idea of the Cupid, but it got some fun discussions going and I guess I can just say I see where it may have been coming from.

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>>16651266
Also why would oyu even assume that? Stands to reason she would know the most about love and recognize that she loves a man sooner than any other MG

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>>16651257
No argument about that (the settings even allows for "exceptional" individuals of pretty much any race that can exhibit abilities beyond what the rest of their race can), so long as it is recognized that many simply "don't" have such capabilities.

[Anonymous No.]

Since "monstergirl" seems to mean anything non human to you dudesters, are Neanderthal women monstergirls? What about Pygmies? Nephalem? Would racists in your monstergirl world consider other races monsters? e.g. would Asians in a pre-globalism MG world consider European women monstergirls? What's the limit on being a monster?

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>>16651255
I mean, controlling your essence and transform it into magic is pretty normal on fantasy settings.
It would most likely take some weeks for them to learn some good shit.

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>>16651276
Mine stands to reason more, frankly. Opinions, opinions, opinions about different MG personalities. This is silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651132
The anubisfag from yesterday, is that you?

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>>16651202
Alright, start from here: >>/jp/thread/15143464#p15153450 and read on.

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>>16651280
Depends on the setting. In the MGE for instance there is a very broad definition of monster, being basically "any all female race that produces mamono mana." Monsters are thus defined by their supernatural energy rather than purely physical means.

Humans are also broadly defined in KC's setting, as non-monsterized dwarves and elves are defined as types of "human" as they produce a similar energy.

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>>16651055
>The Best Threadcanons
Awawa yetis and their husbands not turning into monsterboyshits
Onee-Sabbath
/hbg/

>The Worst Threadcanons
Wurms are retards
Stinky Oomukades
Rapebait elves (Not a threadcanon only but since it is mentioned so much here I'll count it)


I know I'm forgetting a lot of them

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>>16651305
Dwarf bros still need ale.
How else do they cope with their squat wives looking lioe toddlers 24/7?

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>>16651280
Minimum level of monstrosity: elves
Maximum level of monstrosity: your mother

Jokes aside I think for me it varies a lot on the actual girl involved, it's hard for me to broadly judge anything when these things can change so much based on the artist's interpenetration.

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>>16651285
Nah anon. That guy isn't me. I wouldn't cheat on my waifu with a wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651315
It just ain't Wight, right?

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>>16651309
Ah yes I remember now one of the worst; turning Anubis into "buttsluts".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16649668
What kind of aliens?

Did they take my sister?

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>>16651055
>The Best Threadcanons
Lactating non-Bovine Monstergirls.
Onee-Sabbath
Hathor
Momsters

>The Worst Threadcanons
/hbg/ (Just pure RP bullshit)
MGC (Too overdone)
Retard Wurms
Donutsteelims

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651309
>>16651317
You mentioned both the best and worst threadcanons.

Best: buttslut Anubis
Worst: Onee-Sabbath

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>>16651327
I'll consider you a faggot from now on.

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>>16651323
>Those best threadcanons
Are you me?

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>>16651316
It's never wight to do that to your waifu.

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>>16651287
Many thanks, makes me wonder if there are any others I missed given this was all from last year. I have the Japanese text for apophis and demon but no non-google translation.

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>>16651340
I wish we had those in proper english too.

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>>16651327
In my opinion anon you've got those the wrong way around.

Butt slut Anubi are just too overdone for me and they seem very stale. It's just "ha this girl has a fat ass and she's a sub for getting fucked in the ass all the time"

Like it's quite generic and boring.

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>>16651311
I headcanon the toddlercon out of it and have shortstacks

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651107
Loli-Lich is a Best!

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>>16651055
some peoples waifus that sound cute

some peoples waifus that are just plain terrible

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>>16651354
That's kinda mean anon. What makes a bad waifu?

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>>16651349
To be fair, Dog girl re-skin #XX is by nature generic and boring.

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>>16651354
This >>16651359
I too am curious.

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>>16651354
Waifus don't really qualify as threadcanon anon.
Also, fucking rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651359
>>16651362
Over exposure. The waifufags who only mention their waifu once a week typically have higher quality waifus.

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>>16651361
Eh, some people think Wolfus are quite generic. And that's up to them, I'll respect that opinion. But personally I think they're quite ranged in diversity.

I just get miffed when I hear about "Lolinubis butt fucking" or just "Anubis butt sluts" because it's so generic and annoying.

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>>16650747
http://pastebin.com/4HDUAV64

theres an earth elemental/gnome story somewhere

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>>16651368
You can't really class a waifu as "higher quality" since that's just a matter of opinion.

Or maybe I'm just worried my waifu falls into that category. Really it shouldn't matter if she does, but it would hurt me.

[Anonymous No.]

This is it for daughteru stuff for a while now.
>>16651368
My waifu's okay by you, right? I'm not pushing too hard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651389
Do you mind if I say your waifu has incredible child bearing hips. You scored big time anon.

And that daughteru is cute! CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651368
Kindly eat a dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651389
Jesus, calm down. Those thighs could give a man priapism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651389
>>16651379
It's no huge deal. My opinion isn't worth anything special. I just get peeved when the whole thread turns into waifu circle jerking. Maybe if I had one i'd understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651396
He's right though. the more vocal you are about your waifu the worse she is

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>>16651389
Noice, you're on a roll.
>>16651394
Five daughterus will do that it seems.
>>16651399
I can get that to an extent. Its better if there's stories and stuff coming out of it or content.

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>>16651399
Never get one.
http://i.imgur.com/A7pt6MZ.png

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>>16651394
The big one with the glasses is my other daughteru.
But yeah, feel free to complement the H I P S.
>>16651397
>My art shit gave someone a boner
I have conflicting feelings which can only be described as joy.

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>>16651409
Need one more tier for 'complaining about others favorites'

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>>16651389
T H I C C

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>>16651389
The Salamander Scouts need a Saturday Morning tier villain. Either a frumpy paladin lady or a bossy Apophis or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651399
I mean, Atleast it's better than pointless arguing? Right? But I understand where you're coming from.

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>>16651399
Oh, okay then, I wouldn't like too be pushing my stuff too hard.
>>16651406
Seems so
>>16651418
I try.

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>>16651402
And the more you complain about other people's waifus the more of a shitposter you become.
You don't decide the value of another man's waifu.

>>16651416
But anon, what would go below the lowest tier?

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>>16651422
>Atleast it's better than pointless arguing? Right?
Not really. I'd take a dumb argument over a circlejerk anyday

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651412
>Complimenting your daughterus thighs

I feel like an asshole now. I'm really sorry anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651416
http://i.imgur.com/AnhEx1B.png

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>>16651427
That's kind of silly. But ok, if you want to think that then sure.

Atleast waifu fags will stop talking about their waifus if you tell them to stop. Try telling a whole pointless stupid argument to fuck off.

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>>16651425
No, the complaining about others favorites would be the utmost top tier
>>16651432
That's what I'm talkin about!

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>>16651425
>And the more you complain about other people's waifus the more of a shitposter you become.
Salty much. Did I hurt your feelings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651368

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>>16651432
Feel free to take your Facebook memes back with you.

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>>16651420
Maybe a big Yuki-Onna who doesn't like exercising or extra-curricular activity.
>>16651428
Don't worry about it. That one Salamander I drew smoking after working out and helping the daughteru lift in my other drawing is my waifu

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>>16651442
Ho momma, dat Faun princess

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651441
Not even involved in this argument. But you sound pretty new with that comeback.

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>>16651451
>Salt is new
wew

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>>16651447
Couldn't find the drinking fairy.

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>>16651445
>Maybe a big Yuki-Onna who doesn't like exercising or extra-curricular activity
I bet she's behind those damn maids.

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>>16651422
Yeah I guess. I realize that most people developed a waifu as a way to promote and feel connected to their favorite species. I'll admit it inspires conversation about that species.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no muenster girl to make a bomb-ass grilled cheese with

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651459
I thought it was Revolver/Liquid Cheshalot?
Wasn't she trying to make the weapon to surpass Meido Gear?

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>>16651466
Slimes come in a variety of types and flavors.

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>>16651454
He means that you sound like someone who's only had secondhand exposure to 4chan before.

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>>16651464
In otherwords, waifuposting is an advanced form of baitposting to foster interest in a species?

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>>16651412
Anon, what do you think of another anon going out with your daughteru?

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>>16651464
I stumbled upon mine by posting a scenario and then it actually developed into a waifu.

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>>16651477
Sounds like projection to me, when all I did was call the man salty and ask if it's because I hurt his feelings.

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>>16651478
I mean here's a different way of putting it. Imagining yourself with a girl you've molded in your head as your perfect wife and wanting to live happily ever after with her because not only do you love her but you love her species.

It's quite a stupid way of putting it, I know.

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>>16651478
Not really, no.
It's just someone posting about an individual from a species they like. As a side effect, some people might decide they like that species too.

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>>16651478
Pff, don't be ridiculous. Next you're gonna say that was part of my plan all along to get people talking more about Demons within the past month, haha.

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>>16651478
Kek, idk if it goes that far intentionally.

[Anonymous No.]

Love can bloom on the battlefield, right?

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>>16651483
It'd be strange, but I'm fine with it.
You still have to duel her in a challenge of her choice for her hand in marriage. And that one put all her points into INT and WIS.

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>>16651486
Insulting a man's waifu inspires more than Salt anon. Salt implies there was a winner and a loser.

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>>16651486
And it sounds like you can't refute his point so you just make Reddit-tier remarks.

Here's your last (you).

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>>16651467
I don't care what she was trying to make, it had nothin to do with my quiet life!

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>>16651490
God, I want to kiss my Demon waifu on the nose and see how she reacts.

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>>16651497
>If you don't like me spamming waifu you're a shitposter.
You mean I had to refute that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651495
>DEXfag
Please don't tell me she has those undodgeable magic attacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651492
I could have sworn there was some kind of flower euphemism for getting shot in the head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651506
Try Amazing Chest

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>>16651500
A light sneeze and a fake pouty face, maybe a jab from her tail followed by a reciprocation.

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>>16651498
She played you like a fiddle...
>>16651506
No, but she does have severe amounts of pyromancy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651509
Everything about her is amazing.

>>16651518
I'll be half fine I think.

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>>16651504
Your argument might have had some weight except that I don't have any pics of my waifu.
Can't exactly call text posts with no images "spamming" now can you?

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>>16651490
Wait a minute. Demonfag (or one of them) is alledgedly a psychologist and freakishly tall in real life, and practically worships a demon.

Those traits make him sound like he's a C-list Batman villain, was this his evil master plan all along?

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>>16651523
Don't reply to his bait.

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>>16651523
I think QSDF at his most insufferable was rather spammy.

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>>16651518
DEX Pyromancy builds are the best.

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>>16651445
>Maybe a big Yuki-Onna who doesn't like exercising or extra-curricular activity.
I volunteer to make her enjoy exercising a little more!

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>>16651521
You'd be fine so long as her mom and sisters don't get bored and start pulling an "Anor Londo Archers" on you from the roof.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651532
Dex Pyro = Str Pyro > Pyro

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651530
He's always been an attention whore. He doesn't represent all waifu fags in these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651532
Are you saying our daughterus will be best girls?

>>16651537
No. That means I can show how strong I am to the whole family. It will only make my pasion stronger.

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>>16651541
He reflects the trend though.

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>>16651528
C-list?! C-list?! I never! I'm Riddler-Tier at least!
Wait, FUCK
It got a lot of happiness out of people, that's the only real secret.
Also I take offense to 'freakishly' tall. That's slanderous. I'll see you in court.

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>>16651535
Are you a bad enough dude to "break" a Yuki-Onna's "Fortress of Solitude"?
>>16651545
The mental image of someone trying to woo one of my daughterus while my waifu and the others pelt him with blunted arrow while trying to dodge fireballs is quite amusing.

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>>16651548
Waifu fags come in varying degrees though. You've got the big ones, some of which are attention whores. You've got the minor ones you can notice in a waifu questionnaire. And then you have the rare ones who only pop up sometimes.

Personally I think that all of them can be fine as long as the big ones don't thread celebrity too much and just don't plaster themselves everywhere.

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>>16651545
As long as you're willing to teach them how to use scythes properly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651548
>>16651541
And if that doesn't satisfy you, I'll direct your eyes to exhibit B: The fact that among the lilims the more they're mentioned the worse they are

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651530
He's an extreme example and the worst of the lot. The others aren't so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright anons lets have some fun!
>The last game you played now has monstergirls in it!
>Does it become better or worse?

>Fallout: New Vegas
>Gecko girls everywhere
>Ghouls are just Zombie girls
>Victor becomes Victoria and all Robco robots are Automatons
>Sunny Smiles is still human, hanging out in Goodsprings with her Kobold bff
>Sunny Smiles is still best girl in the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651573
>>16651567
Read >>16651569

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651569
Yeah I'll agree with you there. I never liked OC Lilims, and usually they bring up arguments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651567
>as long as the big ones don't thread celebrity too much and just don't plaster themselves everywhere.
KDF does this though. Gazerfag sort of does it too, but at least he brings content with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651574
>Souls
We've discussed this. The answer is yes.
>MG deathclaws
unf

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651574
>Skyrim

Cool. So that's elves, Orcs, Lizardmen and Wyverns everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651562
What's her name again? After the battle it's time for confession.

>>16651568
They will be the best DEX pyro salamanders out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651000
My Hellhound waifu wears suits almost exclusively

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651574
Isn't there a quest to recover a fisting robot in that game?
Oh my.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651585
Yup. I ain't disagreeing with you there. KDF has a problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651574
Granblue Fantasy already has dorafs and girls with fluffy tails.

Shadowverse has monster girls too, I guess I should play more real video games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651592
Yes.
Is it bad that when I was younger I had an idea for a smut story based on Veronica (the lesbian companion) and a female courier having a night of fun with FISTO?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651585
Gazerfag is okay. Sure, the only thing you see is "New wife pic" and then discussions about his life, but that's once or twice per thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651587
>Skyrim only has wyverns and no real dragons
What a sham

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651594
>KDF has a problem.
Yeah it's called 'dicking the daughteru'. Only degenerates and mental cases would do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651588
Lisa, the middle child

Also
>Grandaughteru Salamander in middle school waving a scythe around like a chuuni and hanging out with Cursed Swords and Phantoms.
>Can still do frame-perfect dodge rolls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651608
So basically, Quicksilver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651567
Which are the rare one's? I need to be ready to catch em all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651614
Anon, where were you last thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651609
Well, I guess since you're talking about our daughteru that means I've won her heart.
Her in a wedding dress must be so good. My heart would beat stronger and faster than her flames does. Or maybe we would be in sync.

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>>16651608
It's 2d and the setting allows for it due to different moral codes for monsters and incubi, KDF is on the extreme side of things for sure though with the age of his kobold daughteru being so low.

Got nothing against people who want to dick their adult Dhampir daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651609
Can you give us a quick rundown of your family again? I think I may be in love with your eldest daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651614
Anon, you know Quicksilver and KDF are the same person right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651621
>>16651629
I already know he's the same person. But given I know a namefag who'd willingly dick a Xenomorph I'd say that KDF is pretty tame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651632
>But given I know a namefag who'd willingly dick a Xenomorph
Well that's nothing special, I would do the same. I just don't talk about it here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651618
I don't know if he's really "rare". But I've noticed that Dark slime guy who's waifu wears a Mage hat. That sounds cute but I only ever see him rarely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651637
He's also a Nurglefag, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651632
Xenomorph girls are hot, unless you're talking about the literal alien design with no changes to make it look nice.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm just going to say, ever since his "big reveal" and even for a few days before QS:DF hasn't spammed nearly as much as he used to. And I can't even remember the last time he did an actual "I want to x my kobold y!" post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651574
>Omerta:City Of Gangsters
We've already talked about organized crime with monstergirls, so this won't be much different. Although they probably wouldn't smuggle booze. Maybe men or drugs instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651638
I try and pimp Slimes as a whole, instead of just my waifu, but I'm flattered she has been witnessed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651651
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651651
He did it last thread. Clearly you missed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651574
>Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
How would this work? The Dekus are Dryads, the Zora are pretty much MGs, the Gerudo of course, would be Amazons (like in the new game), and the Gorons would be Golems.
What would the Skull Kid be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651574
>Risk of Rain
All of the bosses would make for good monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651574
>Dark Souls
I'd imagine instead of "You Died" it's be "You Came".
And Gwynevere would be real and fuckable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651651
He didn't even spam all that much to start with, he was just noticeable when he did due to the nature of his posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651668
Cursed Mask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651574
>God of War Collection

I don't know how to feel about this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651622
>spoiler
Maybe... Maybe.
On a side note, pure white wedding dresses with red accents of roses and fire sound pretty neat.
>>16651626
Screw it why not: My /fit/ but curvy waifu, Sauna/Sunny (uses swords only, Super Lewd ), my Eldest daughteru, Elvira (Heavy Broadswords and greatswords, mostly serious but nice enough, 2nd oldest, Camille(finesse weapons, hyper-shy), Lisa in the middle (normal longswords & pyromancy, kind of a nerd), 2nd youngest, Sussane(Big 'Ol knives, can be described as "genki") and Cordelia(No weapon picked, likes hugs and naps

That about sums it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651667
Ok, according to Warosu his last one like that was Feb 20.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651574
Nier: Automata

Monstergirl setting writes itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651651
I wasn't so much spamming more than it was just annoying.

KDF couldn't help but just shove it in everyone's faces all the time. And he was quite the attention whore. Replying to every post and such. On top of that he did the ultimate attention move by making his "big reveal".

KDF isn't the worst person in these threads. But personally I don't think he's a saint either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651574
>Runescape
Meh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651574
>RE7
Eveline is a Shog who wants a master of her own

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651680
Wait a second.

Since I was the one that mentioned the bath salamander's name being Sauna, does that mean I get some kind of bonus? I feel weird going for Lisa now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651574
>Horizon Zero Dawn

So man feral Automatons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651668
>What would the Skull Kid be?
Harpy or a Tengu who got caught up with a cursed mask from the old times.

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>>16651660
Just thought I should say that your waifu is a cute and it's a great deed you're doing. Even the most basic of monster girls deserve love.

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>>16651687
>Replying to every post and such.

Good god I'm glad he's done with that. At this point, I think he's become such a meme around here he'll have backlash no matter how well he behaves.

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>>16651696
Yes, you get Love unrequited from a nerdy Salamander who likes poetry.

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>>16651706
As someone pretty new to the threads (since the start of the year), he doesn't seem bad to me, don't know if he was worse before or something. I've noticed wounds cut pretty deep here though, some people are hung up on stuff from like years ago apparently.

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>>16651680
>Elvira
I'm gonna make her an honest woman. You have nothing to fear from me papa anon.

>(No weapon picked, likes hugs and naps)
Cordelia sounds like a cutie

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>>16651710
It's mutual.

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>>16651695
Jack Baker made me feel less self-conscious about my receding hairline. I love him so much and was really surprised when his voice actor was just some literally who.

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>>16651712
Depends who you ask. But nobody can deny that he was annoying at times.

I'm just glad I don't have to see daughteru fucking in my face all the time.

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>>16651705
Why thank you. Slimes are quite olev.

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>>16651712
Well you missed both the worst of the kobold posting, and you missed when QS screwed the pooch, pun completely intended.

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>>16651700
>feral Automatons.
I've heard of feral Jinkos, Cheshire cats, Kikimoras, and Shoggoths, but never feral Automatons.
I need to know more anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Daki update soon, still really excited to see how it turns out!

Also, KC updated his website and gave all the Monster Girl types unique icons, sorta like Pokemon? You can click them to sort Monster Girls by that type. It's on the left.

http://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/zukan/index.html

Also there's a Shirohebi book for sale if anyone is interested, it offers overseas shipping.

http://alice-books.com/item/show/4620-1

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>>16651574
>shadowrun: hong kong
That game's already got monster girls in it. My favorite is the vampire accountant. And the ork shaman

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>>16651730
The Daki is looking great wockfag. But about these icons, what do they do? I'm intrested.

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>>16651727
Well, when an Automaton is left out in the world for too long they lose their primary programming and only rape.

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>>16651712
>I've noticed wounds cut pretty deep here though, some people are hung up on stuff from like years ago apparently.
This is right on the money. Even a slow burn like KDFsilver who first showed up as KDF about a year ago is enough to make people angry. He didn't even spam much back then either, though it was more than he has lately. People just know who he is whenever he posts now.
I don't mind him a all, but people who do will usually be more vocal about it.

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>>16651715
I'd hope so.
>>16651713
Just so you know, this is El.
>spoiler
I wish I could draw her better for more cutesy stuff.

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>>16651647
Both. I'd fuck both.

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>>16651745
I don't mind him. Even though I have a disdain for daughteru dicking.

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>>16651752
What's with the berets? They look cute. It it part of the Salamander Scouts?

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>>16651787
A while ago, I made some jokes about wanting to take Sallies camping and showing them to make smores with their tails, as such "Salamander Scouts" were born.
Also, I like berets.

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>>16651797
Salamander scouts sound they're capable of causing heart attacks when they come to your door selling cookies.

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>>16651732
Gobbet is pretty cool.
Glory from DF, though.

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>>16651804
>when they come to your door selling cookies.
Silly anon, the Salamander Scouts don't sell cookies, they sell weapons!

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>>16651804
It's a good thing they know first aid.
I just liked the idea of having daughterus to go camping with on weekends.

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>>16651752
>Just so you know, this is El.
And I love her already. She would make a fine mother.

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>>16651816
Only on the side Anon.

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>>16651819
Would be cute to see you around the fire singing songs.

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>>16651827
In an ideal world were I could be an embarrassing dad to her, I'm sure she'd be a lovely mother.
Also, she's running pure STR,VIT. and END

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>>16651845
>STR and END build
Should I be worried?
I run the same build.

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>>16651574
>Verdun
Rats, undead, sadness

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>>16651842
>"Father, you're tone deaf"
>"M-my ears hurt, Dad..."
>"Dad, what are you doing? my glasses are cracking"
>"Hey Daddy, there's a harpy in school who sings like you!
>"Papa, why can't you sing like Mama?"
>>16651854
High health, High stamina, and can light roll in heavy armor with a Zweihander.

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>>16651574
>FGO

More monster girls.
I wouldn't mind this.

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>>16651845
>you will never embarrass your daughterus when they come home with that boy they liked from school
Why do I hurt so much thinking about this?

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>>16651574
>Crusader Kings 2
>Basically the same only Byzantium has even better defences cause monstergirls.

>Vox Populi
>Making a Space Marine chapter that gets all friendly with MG's

>Witcher 3
That one would actually be nice.

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>>16651845
>2 of 5 are already taken

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>>16651574
>For honor
Monster girl faction would be the only thing that could make me switch from knights

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>>16651877
Don't know Anon, it just does.
It's best to come to terms with it. Makes the pain easier.
>>16651883
>I've created 2 Salamander-bros
What have I done?

[Anonymous No.]

Would d you apply any form of poultice or ointment to a deep wound?

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>>16651854
>>16651871

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>>16651574
>Project X Zone 2
What the actual fuck. I mean, it's already got a couple, but this was already a clusterfuck.

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>>16651883
Salamander Man, how does it feel that a bunch of 30-40 year old anons are fighting about who would get breeding rights to your daughters?

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>>16651898
Mamonomana syrup.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw I'll never get to be a solitary Huscarl in Monster held lands as I aid a lesser royalty family in domestic matters

An abstract kind of historical misery.

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>>16651902
I'll have you know that I'm 20

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>>16651899
The cutest companion.

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>>16651901
My brother of spanky-fox taste.

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>>16651908
Right... And I don't remember the video game crash of '83.

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>>16651903
Doesn't exist in the setting

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>>16651899
She's not that dumb.
>>16651902
It's really fucking weird. It's nice that someone liked though

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>>16651904
>tfw will never be a Witcher
>tfw will never be a soldier for hire
>tfw will never be a space soldier
It sucks anon, it really does

[Anonymous No.]

>No more tricks
>No more Paladins
>Just warriors, and steel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73WWpKyuWL4

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>>16651574
>Fire Emblem Heroes
I already have Tiki, adult Tiki, F Corrin, and Fae if that counts.

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>>16651914
Wow, rude. I'm young and healthy for my Lisa.

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>>16651898
No. A poultice is part of the bandaging. You clean a wound out, stitch it if necessary, then apply the bandage.

Remember a poultice is just usually for one or two of several things. Clot bleeding of the wound, keep it from getting infected, reduce inflammation and as a painkilliller.

Just look at modern stuff that fills the same niche like Neosporin. You don't jam it in the the wound. You apply it on top under the bandages.

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>>16651918
I feel for you anon, people here can be so crass sometimes.

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>>16651918
>1 int
She's dumber than a moth, anon

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>>16651668
>the Gerudo of course, would be Amazons (like in the new game)
Finally a reason to post this pic!
>Spoiled for obvious reasons

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>>16651946
Anons tried to kidnap my daughteru once or twice. Fun adventures I'll tell you that much.

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>>16651952
Did you know I literally came to post that god damn image?

Except mine isn't tiny and pitiful like yours.

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>>16651939
Thanks anon. I gathered that I had a misunderstanding of what a poultice was after looking at a few pics and seeing that it all went ontop of the bandaging

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>>16651922
>tfw will never be a Witcher
>tfw will never waifu'd Ciri
Don't remind me

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>>16651961
Why in god's name would you say no to becoming a Gerudo's husband?

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>>16651946
It's an odd world, knowing that if the portals open, two of my daughterus already have suitors.
>>16651948
Hey, my oldest may not be the best at math, writing, academics and flowery language like her sister, but everything she says is genuine and from the heart.

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>>16651574
Path of Exile.
The entire game has monsters, and girls, and some monsters that are technically monstergirls including a giant red four-breasted nightmare queen.
By dint of aesthetic choices everything is dark, gory, grimy, and terrifying. If you sexed it up then it would be an easy sell.

"I'm sorry to have to break this to you Daresso, but she's not real."

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>>16651961

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>>16651922
>Intentionally doing mercenary style work

You're not like me Anon.

We both get paid, that is where our similarities begin and end.

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>>16652006
I want to travel, and live freely. I don't want to be tied down, not until I find a good enough town/kingdom.

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>>16652005
no we cenot do this niger

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>>16652026
Plague will never live that damn image down

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>>16652038
Never.

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>>16652038
What image?

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>>16652038
It was an accurate portrayal of Leon "Shoot 'em in the head" Kennedy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e21zwJ4gys4

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>>16652038
I'd like to take this time to point out that Plague at least gave us Commissar Fuklaw.

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>>16652051
Leon also has severe yellow fever.

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>>16652051
Leon "If they speak Spanish make 'em vanish" Kennedy?

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>>16652059
No way. He's the drawfag behind the original comics of Ragin' Johnny Fuklaw?

>>16652063
Ada "I use my real name on spy missions" Wong is the best girl in Resident Evil and third best character behind Leon and Boulder-Punchin' Chris. You'd marry her.

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>>16652087
>best girl in Resident Evil
That's not Sherry Birkin.

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>>16652087
Yes. Mister Culexus also did comics of Fuklaw, but Plague is the guy who can be directly credited for the comic involving Nurgle's fat ass and the Litany of Litany's Litany.

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>>16652093
You have great taste, RE6 Sherry is perfect in every single way.

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>>16652093
Sherry is a cutie and miss Alomar manages to survive Agent Smith, but neither of them solo bosses and deliver helicopters offscreen.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to live in the monstergirl version of Resident Evil

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>>16650440

I find it doubtful that anyone would still post here if MGs were real.

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>>16652122
Tyrant Wights

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>>16652122
But how can any of them compare to the 10/10 human girls?

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>>16652122
It would be fun, although it would be kinda horrifying to watch a human girl undergo one of the more severe mutations.

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>>16652122
>no 9 foot tall Nemesis-chan who stalks you throughout the city
She may look big and scary with all those muscles and scars, but all she really wants is a cute human boy to cuddle with.

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>>16652143
I want to give Nemesis-chan stars.

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>>16652143
>tfw no monstergirl version of T-091 Tyrant from Dead Aim

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>>16652143
She's gonna wrap you up with those tentacles so you can't run from her scary facial scars and missing eye.

She's gonna tentacle you up and carry you off.


>>16652158
I wonder what her reaction would be if you put a star sticker on her forehead.

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>>16652122
Personally I'm not sure if I'd rather go for the RE world or the Silent Hill one.

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>>16652188
Resident Evil has variety, but the monsters of Silent Hill are based on your psyche.
So the monstergirl versions would cater to your fetishes and Pyramid Head-chan would rape you senseless.

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>>16651730
Big Thick Jabberwock Bits

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>>16652188
WHAT IF WE JUST COMBINE THEM?!?!

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>>16650952
I brought the heat.

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>>16652201
Anon, the sheer amount of strongfat nurses that would cause to be around would be nothing short of horrifying.
And adorable as I get to watch them try to keep their tops in order and their too small skirts from showing off their panties.

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>>16652211
Oh man, she's giving me a bad case of heartburn!

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>>16652138
They can't.
The only option is conversion.

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>>16652220
>all that shit you just said
I know exactly why I have this fearboner!

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>>16652233
Worst girl.

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>>16652226
She's gonna get HOT.

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>>16652233
>not Helenya

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>>16652235
No, you know it when all that I mentioned with the nurses ends up ON pyramid head.
I can just hide in tight spaces and watch all the girls get stuck and pouty....or at least as pouty as once can be with no face.

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>>16652253
But she's obviously a bitch.

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>>16652266
>Secret service is all Dog Girls and husbandos
I can see it.

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>>16652257
>not forcing a quick paizuri on the nurses while they're stuck in the walls
I would cum buckets all over their non-faces.

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>>16652233
Helena is cute, but her sister has an ugly butterface which makes the latters mutated form look like an ugly version of Alexia I.

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>>16652272
Anon please.
For that you gotta split one off from the group, get her to crawl into something, and get stuck so you can exit on the other side and 'play with her' while she struggles.

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>>16652122
>you'll never be a master at the "headpat-only" run of RE1

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>>16652208
Oh god.

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>>16652201
>Pyramid Head-chan would rape you senseless.
But what if I pop her pyramid off? What horrors lurk underneath?

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>>16651574
>Senran Kagura
Nothing changed. I'll go for an earlier one
>Shantae
Nothing changed, again.
>Tomb Raider
Sun goddess just wants to get laid but the creepy cult keeps killing people she brings in through storms.

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>>16651574
>Heroes of Might and Magic III
Its hard to make that game better, but now it is.
It's practically made for it.

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>>16652286
What lies beneath is the face of a girl who makes you want to lay back and just let her ravage you with her tight /fit/ pussy.

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>>16652286
She blushes, covers her face with her hand and goes away running while calling you baka

Or maybe just goes into ultra hard rape mode like Ushi-Onis with ther seal, who knows

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>>16652208
>combine RE and SH worlds with monstergirls
You're an absolute madman!
But I like your style.

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>>16652286
Anon she is actually your waifu.

Thats why she stalks you through everything and you cant harm her.

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>>16652281
plz delete reaction image

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>>16652280
>Headpatting dire lamia yawn in the library
>Getting Neptune out of water so you can stroke her hair while she lays in the shallow water.

I can dig it.

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Anyone have this uncen?

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>>16652315
Is that a legitimate pastel painting? It's hard to tell with all these fancy digital brushes these days.

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>>16652305
>Anon she is actually your waifu.
She doesn't need the crazy get up to get sex

[Anonymous No.]

>P'Orc attacks!
>You defeat her handily, taking out your sexual frustrations on her
>Now, she's submissive to you and very, very ashamed
>That's because now its very hard to get other Monstergirls to be attracted to you, because you're a 'husband' with the Orc as your wife
>She feels terrible about it and just wants to make you happy and knows you dislike Harems
What do?

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>>16652328
But it's all about the journey! The pageantry, the acting, the fantasy, the taking yourself out of reality and experiencing a different one for a short time! Sure she could just get sex by asking, but where's the fun in that?

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>>16652337
Oh Phantoms, so cute.

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>>16652328
Well, she'd have to be if she was in Silent hill with me, let alone if she was going to stick with the high end of strongfat.

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>>16652339
I'm just a regular old anon, anon. Not a Phantom.

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>>16652315
The work was deleted off pixiv
( http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=58630048 )
Dunno if anybody still has it.

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>>16652336
Have a highly magical monstergirl corrupt her into a hybrid of your favorite type. A Dark Slime, for instance, could dissolve her into a core, and rebirth her as an Orcy Slime.

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>>16652353
That's not a bad idea, the only thing you'd need at that point is to convince the Dark Slime to do so.
Maybe she's nice enough for just a good samaritan favor.

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>>16652360
I imagine an MG would be happy to corrupt more human women for the glory of monster supremacy, but transforming an existing monstergirl would no doubt be a first for probably all of them.

I bet some particularly fiendish monstergirls, like Demons and Dark Mages, might actually enjoy the challenge.

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>>16652315
http://i.imgur.com/j0ofrlf.jpg

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>>16652382
Wew. Now I know why the censors where so large.

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>>16651574
>Dawn of War 2
>If I were to skip over it to the other last one it'd be Hearts of Iron 3
Christ almighty it'd be like a vidya gaem version of Grigori's shenanigans

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>>16652312
>Undead Neptune Mershark
A Spencer/Trevor styled mansion in an Undead Kingdom sounds nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>anons wanting to court other anons' daughterus
If I had a waifu, I'm not entirely sure if we would be good role models if/when the daughterus found out what the age gap was like at the start.

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>>16652381
>>16652360
Oh it would be her pet project for fucking months, I'd never hear the end of it.
Demons and other radical faction members would relish the opportunity.

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>>16652387
What?
You don't want to collect look with a bunch of super-enhanced women?

>>16652389
Well, it would be were it not for Lisa Trevor stalking the grounds and bonking you on the head every known and then.
Not to mention you'd come across Crimson Head-chan and BOY is she rapey.

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>>16652389
Anyways, would you be able to leave her in the shallow waters where she'd be pouting and holding back tears that your leaving her?

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>>16652389
Dumb Mershark.

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>>16652394
I'd certainly be making sure there's enough foxgirls for everyone.

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>>16652394
>tfw the only way to fully prevent this would be to dick them
KDF was right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16652387
>Skip dawn of War 2
Why would you deny Magpie Harpies your presence?

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>>16652360
Come to think of it, an Echidna might have enough creation-based Mamano Jamano to transform an MG into another outright.
>>16652395
It would be interesting to see a Demon corrupt MGs into Demon, Succubus, and Devil hybrids, to bolster the radical ranks.

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>>16652409
Every time I see pictures with tons of daughterus like this I get a little sad because I feel like no two parents would be able to love them all enough.

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>>16652424
That's an exaggeration.
In all honesty I'd probably hope to stop at 3 or 4.

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>>16652424
Alot of parents fail to give even one child enough love. I'm going to pretend that anons when faced with parenthood wise the fuck up and be something respectable.

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>>16652389
I don't want to have to find and discard themed keys every time I want to go to the bathroom

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>>16652406
Why wouldn't she just drag herself out of the water and follow? Mersharks are capable of moving on land, just like other KC mermaids.

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>>16651574

>Fire Emblem Awakening.

It'd be better I'm sure.

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>>16652440
But she's so heavy!
Her breasts are too big and her hips get stuck in the doorway when she tries to follow after you.

>>16652444
Well duh.
Polygamy becomes an option.

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>>16652433
As the oldest of my siblings, I couldn't even have more than 1.

[Anonymous No.]

They're here...

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>>16652451
I too am an eldest sibling, but I wouldn't have it any other way.

[Anonymous No.]

So many questions raised by this profile. Who/what created the automatons? Gods? An extinct species? Why do they like small animals and children so much? Why do they talk like big sisters or milfs when they short circuit?

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>>16652452
So just carry a stun gun with you and Gremlins are ez.

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>>16652457
You're a stronger man then I if that's the case anon. Good on you.

Oldest of how many though?

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>>16652468
Three, hence my preferred numbers.

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>>16652423
Its an area that's underexplored (though understandably niche) of Demons that I like to imagine (but don't bring into the thread), that of how seriously they're made out to take the Monsterization process of Human women. They'll take months at a time making sure they're in the right mindset and ideology so that when they monsterize they can become a Demon or a type of Monster that will be all for the radical faction. I see it going the same way with converting other monstergirls into hybrids, even if that's a bit headcanony.
It's the reason I talked about some of that stuff before with the Demonfu dragging back human women into private quarters for individual attention from the both of us. It's all in the service of properly monsterizing them and, in my mind, a process that would canonically happen.

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>>16652452
>Everything about the Anti-tech powers
Whoa boy, apart from the boner fuel that means there are Demonic Energy Siphons in canon.
There's some neat stuff that can be done with that.

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>>16652452
>>16652457
ayy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16652464
Automatons confirmed best girls.

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>>16652452
>Gremlins canon love sweets
"Milkduds! Milkduds!"

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>>16652470
Aah, I'm the oldest of 4. What sort of age differences would your daughterus have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16652481
I'm gonna give them all the sweets and none of the exercise.

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>>16652452
>love sweets
Uh, uhmm, I got Hi Chews and sour twizzlers. Please don't turn me into a porno star.

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>>16652464
That's probably one of the least rapey monstergirls in existence. The only way they turn that mode on is by short circuiting through high electrical damage, so if you avoid that, you could presumably never have to fuck an Automaton that's under your command.

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>>16652482
That's kinda a tricky thing with foxes. How fast or slow do they mature?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16652473
I don't see anything wrong with corrupting a human girl with your waifu, personally. Sounds more like a bonding activity, like sharing a hobby.

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>>16652452
>boastful and a tease
>has lots of tools and tricks to distract
>I have ADD
Shit she's going to run circles around me. Back off she-devil, I got magnets, and I'm not afraid to use them!

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>>16652481
Gremlins would be the easiest girls to seduce ever. Patissiers would get the most Gremlin pussy of all.
>"Human, I'm not kidding when I say that if you make me sweets I'll let you fuck my tits whenever you want. I'll suck you off under the table right now let's do this."
And that's how young anon got a Shortstack Gremlin wife to help improve his fledgeling business.

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>>16652495
I don't know anon, I guess however you want them to in your headcanon.

Also, hot damn that's a cute daughteru picture that I haven't ever seen before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16652502
See that's how I see it too, precisely. Reassuring to hear someone else see it that way as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16652464
Onboard healing device is neat.

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>>16652464
>Why do they like small animals and children so much?
>Why do they talk like big sisters or milfs when they short circuit?
Automatons officially meet Onee-san criteria it seems.

Also, is their "Central Circuit" more magical than mechanical in nature?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16652394
At least I still have three out of five left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16652464
So uh, taser your automaton to switch from kuu mode to dere mode. Huh.

Does this profile confirm them as another maid type?

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>>16652452
>Automatons were only recently discovered in the MGE
Just how many are there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16652517
It's weird that you're so complacent about this. At least to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16652464
No mention of a womb...

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>>16651574
>Yakuza 0

It would basically be like that one greentext story from a few weeks back about the mafia clans in Zipangu.

>Being the most powerful and influential group in the Tojo clan, the Dojima family is a bunch of Inari
>Tachibana Real Estate is a group of sleazy Tanuki.
>The Nikkyo Consortium is obviously a clan of Kunoichi
>The Shimano Family are Oni
>Majima and Makoto swap genders, Majima becoming a protective Ochimusha and Makoto becoming a cute blind boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16652518
>Robot meido
>Slavic Kiki
>Sinister Shoggoth Servant

Trinity of maids.

[Anonymous No.]

So are Automatons meidos now? Their profile seems to be very heavy on that stuff.

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>>16652528
Paragraph 4.

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>>16652464
>>16652518
>>16652536

And thus, I have no qualms posting Best Robot Meido anymore.

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>>16652502
I personally am not interested in fucking other women nor would I want a waifu who wanted to fuck some one other than me. For that reason I take issue with corruption.

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>>16652536
They can be, but they fit a wider variety of jobs than just being maids.

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>>16652536
>>16652533
They can be honorary meidos.

>tfw casually zapping your automaton every now and then with a disposable camera, watching as she slowly loses more and more reason.

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>>16652494
Don't forget that gremlins can also cause them to act that way, and chances are you will need to befriend one to help with your automaton's maintenance.

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>>16652524
Well, I mean, those two would have to duel them to win their hearts, so odds are they might get their teeth kicked in or burned a few times.

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>>16652533
I mean there is the Nureonago slime-maid too.
Come to think of it, why is this archetype so common in MGE?
Are maids, in fact, olev in cannon?

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>>16652510
Yeah I don't see it as a big deal, but we also have fairly radical waifus, so our perceptions may be slightly warped.
>>16652545
That's a good point, so thankfully there are a variety of ways for women to become corrupted.

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>>16652553
Okay fine a Quartet of maids. My only annoying is that their names don't give me an acronym that is literally "olev."

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>>16652529
Kiryu stays the same, right?

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>>16652561
The perfect, four member maid force can now be created.

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>>16652544
CZ2128・Δ didn't get enough coverage in the anime.

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>>16652566
Nah, he becomes Like a Dragon.

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>>16652452
>>16652464
They are okay I guess.

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>>16652545
I know one point that I'm probably different in my interpretation of than most in the thread is how sex takes on a different connotation in the world of MGE and means something different for Monsters compared to how we understand it, in complex ways. As such acts of that nature would't be viewed the same as 'making love' or a true intimacy as much as it would be viewed as a form of work or hobby, but I can completely understand that that's probably a very unique viewpoint and one that most others wouldn't agree with or would hurl insults at.
>>16652560
True on both accounts. Mr. Dark Slime anon, I presume?
>>16652573
Ain't that the fuckin truth, was so looking forward to her meeting Pandora's Actor. I hope in the next LN volume she gets some individual action, most of the other meidos have gotten missions or at least volumes where they're a bit more relevant while she just gets a scene here or there.

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>>16652569
Three. Nure stays as a housewife. Her dreams of becoming a maid shall never be fulfilled.

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>>16652596
But she can be my maidwife!

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>>16652602
Just for you. She'll never be part of the holy trinity though.

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>>16652602
Is there any other type of maid?

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>>16652589
Yeah I'm not of the "Sex is a handshake and cumming inside is for loose acquaintances" camp.

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>>16652569
>>16652596
You damn bastards! What did I tell you about Nureonago and maids! Get off my damn lawn!

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>>16652608
And that's all good my man.

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>>16652608
>Sex is a handshake and cumming inside is for loose acquaintances
>loose
Charon pls

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>>16652605
She'll be a maid, she just need to believe.

>>16652607
Well, thats true....

The Kiki will be the muscle one, the automaton will the pudgy one....some how...and the shoggoth will be the strongfat one, in looks at least.

>>16652609
You canne stop me!

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>>16652609
Nures are cute.

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>>16652609
Housewaifu's deserve privacy and intimacy with their husbandos, whether on the porch in the rain or in a sunny backyard on lounge chairs.

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>>16652617
It's better if she just settles down as a wife. Maid is serious business.

>>16652609
Don't worry, she'll never be a maid.

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>>16652612
Any particular reason there's a double standard between you and your waifu? Tradition?

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>>16652623
Then I'll just need to fill her with slime daughterus.
Gonna have her look like she's heavily pregnant 24/7

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>>16652589
>Dark Slime
Yes, and yes please. I'll take one to go.
>>16652619
Nures are super cute. Slimes with clothes man...
>>16652544
Bummed best Shog meido is a jobber now.

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>>16652617
>Strongfat Shoggoth
I am utterly gripped by confusion and fear. Not of the boner variety either.
>>16652619
The most cute.
>>16652621
Dohohoho, that's almost like an inside joke

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>>16652629
Well, you'd just need to give her enough fluids and protein for her to create and maintain that form.

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>>16652627
Okay. Can I date one of your daughterus?

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>>16652629
>spoiler
Yup, not gonna forget that any time soon.

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>>16652638
When she's of age and if she likes you.

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>>16652628
Groovy. And yeah, but she kinda deserves it for how she got pissy with Sebas. Despite my edgy aspirations in the context of the MGE world I'm a sucker for the moralfags in Overlord's world.
>>16652626
What do you mean by double standard, before I answer? Don't want to be operating on false assumptions for clarity's sake.

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>>16652643
I'll sprinkle and take her on rainy dates.

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>>16652647
Go for it.
Make her happy enough to do her momma's preggo look while she's with you.

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>>16652628
She doesn't job as hard as Entoma 'Worst Girl' 'Worst Maid' 'Lost to New Worlders' Zeta

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>>16652644
>>16652654
Such is life for supporting cast.

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>>16652652
I'll even hug her from behind and whisper sweet nothing in her ears. I just hope she doesn't mind it raining when I get too happy.

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>>16652644
>What do you mean by double standard, before I answer? Don't want to be operating on false assumptions for clarity's sake.
Well you've mentioned before you wouldn't let other men fuck her, and I understand you don't mind being passed around either to be shown off or as a reward or tool or corruption. And I get your in-verse explanation though I disagree with it. I was just wondering why you personally put that double standard in place as a part of your own fantasy. Not keen on being tied to one pussy? Afraid of boredom? A need for variety?

As a man who can't fathom tedium, I'm curious. Plus your brain is fun to pick.

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>>16652639
Speaking of which, I need to draw my waifu in Bikini Armor and Sundresses more.

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>>16652668
Consistency. It's not a matter of pleasure in my mind, or a desire of mine, it's what I view as a logical continuation of her mentality based on the nature of her race and her position. She loves corrupting women, she wants to make sure it's done properly in an intimate way so as to make them higher monsters than just run of the mill succubi, and as described of Incubi, they very easily provide heavy monsterization to human women.
Passed around is perhaps the wrong way to put it- I don't know if I connotated it incorrectly before, but nothing goes on unless she's there as well, its not like she locks me in the room with a human woman and sets a timer, she's involved in the entire process. True, in public as a bargaining chip, but there's still a 'short leash' so to say.
I know it sounds super neurotic and lame and weird, but really I don't imagine it as something like a cop out for getting in bed with other women or for cheating for more pussy or something, I legitimately see it as a rational extension of the behavior of an individual of her background and motivations.

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>>16652672
Well if you ever draw a shocked Nureonago in the background, It'll get a chuckle out of me

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>>16652687
>Spoiler
I just remembered that one long greentext I made by "accident" now. Oh jeez.

Anyways, Good night thread, and dream of a housewaifu keeping your dick in check
And I better not wake up to learning that people woo'd my other daughterus.

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>>16652668
>double standards
Not the guy you're replying to, but not this shit again.
The same standards don't apply to men and women at a base level even in real life, and in mge things are just out there with harems and stuff. "Double standards" isn't a term that's applicable here at any level.

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>>16652628

Slime girls do look nice when they're wearing clothes.

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>>16652705
Do they have fetishes?

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>>16652716
>Implying that I read my daughterus diaries
Goddammit, I'm going to sleep.

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>>16651574

>Castle Crashers

Well, there's already a "love elemental" knight.

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>>16652720
I just don't want to break any borders. I actually want to do really lewd stuff with your daughteru and it feels weird.

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>>16652725
I got 10 minutes
Which one Lisa or El?

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>>16652730
Lisa.

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>>16652730
Salamander man, this is Nureonago man. Don't do this. You'll regret it. Go to bed. Trust me.

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>>16652685
>Consistency
So do you like it, deal with it, or not care either way? Like when you think about the thigns you like about her, what made you decide to waifu a demon in the first place, was that aspect one of her key features?
>Passed around is perhaps the wrong way to put it
Bias may be shining on my word selection. But I also think you're still being passed around despite her presence or participation.

>>16652706
What?

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>>16652741
One day your daughterus will find a man too you know? Better say whaat's fine and what isn't now.

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>>16652732
Oh boy
Opposite to her mother, she likes to dream of gentle romantic sex and loves romantic gestures
That's all you're getting.
>>16652741
I think it's time to hit the sack

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>>16652748
Oh cool. I'm into vanilla and sloppy, slow, loving sex with lots of looking into the eyes and confessions. I think I'll get along nicely with your daughteru, no need to worry about it. I'll even write poems about her too.

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>arranged /mgt/ marriages

What could go wrong

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>>16652763
Too many daughterus?

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>>16652755
>Spoiler
Fantastic
>I'll even write poems about her too.
Anon, if you actually make that stuff just for my nerdy daughteru, I'll eat my hat.

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>>16652763
everything.

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>>16652769
I would need a bigger profile and more details about her. Maybe then I would actually do it.

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>>16651574
>Binding of Isaac: Antibirth
That sounds like an incredibly uncomfortable thing to WITNESS

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>>16652744
Well to answer your first question I go along with it. If it's what she wants and in a way it increases my intimacy with her, I will enjoy it and do it to make her happy. And in that frame of mind I will like it. A part of that also is dependent upon my second answer, but that's difficult to say, because I don't want to answer that second question as it is definitively a blog answer. My perspective on the concept of waifus is pretty heady and overly complicated and really personal.
Gingerly, I'll say that the aspect of her being so self-motivated and willing to share in her self-motivation for her own goals on a broad scale is, yes, a major feature that I am attracted to in her. And as I have mentioned before (and may be guessed from what I've mentioned about myself before), she's very into understanding the individual person and their motivations and what drives them. That, too, is extremely attractive to me. And that, naturally, goes into the process of advanced monsterization for her. In order to advance monsterize a human, it explicitly states that a Demon has to change the ideology of the person they're corrupting.
Long story short again without going into blog territory, a lot of moving pieces from her background and my own life come together that make it fit perfectly for me. The sexual part of it, at least in terms of the corruption, is really just logical conclusions thereafter, and not like something I fantasize about actively.
Waifus are complicated. Or maybe I way overcomplicate them. But I'm happy.

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>>16652763
I don't even know what's happening anymore.
One moment, I'm skecthing daughterus and the next, they get waifu'd.
>>16652773
Eh, maybe I'll write up waifu and daughteru stuff tomorrow evening.

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>>16651574
>Overwatch.
So the portals open one day and humanity along with the omnics team up to chase them out?

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>>16652763
Everything. You seem to have underestimated Murphy's Law.

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>>16652777
You shoot cum at monsters? I can't see Isaac in a non weird way.

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>>16652763

I try to imagine being with my waifu. Raising the daughter. Being a family.

Even in my own fantasies, I can't envision it.

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>>16652763
I can't even entertain the idea of having a family of my own. Trust me it's better off that I don't pass on my genes. I come from a long bloodline of liver cancer carriers and short lived grandpas and uncles.

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>>16652763
Thank god my daughteru is set for the childhood friend path. Probably.

Unless someone from here is her childhood friend, which would be pretty weird.

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>>16651574
>Space Station 13.
Dear god no. She wouldn't last five minutes aboard a rusted heap full of lunatics.

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>>16652801
>short lived grandpas and uncles
No male in my family has lived past 50.

But if my waifu only has daughterus then i can circumvent that, also MAMAMBO MANA

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>>16652789
Its a game about child abuse and violence. I can't see it being monsterized without losing everything that makes it unique.

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>>16652822
I guess.
Maybe a shota is going to get raped by a succubus and falls into the basement where he cums on human girls? What am I doing?

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>>16652778
That's interesting. Involving some one else in sex is the least intimate thing I could think to do. What kind of way would you have to do that yet increase your intimacy with her? As for if it's a blog answer, I'm not sure I agree, but I respect your decision to withhold an answer and thank you for what you did share.

Now, sex is an intimate act and there's no escaping that. Even when it comes to MGs, no matter how man "When they find a man they like"s KC peppers in. As the husband of a demon and I assume a catch yourself, one of the many women you fuck is bound to develop something for you eventually. So how close is your waifu to her subordinates?

I ask because I read some time ago about a LN harem that started because the main girl loved the MC's second love interest like a sister. The MC was staunchly monogamous but due to the main girl's persistence, the MC opened up to the second girl.

With that in mind, how likely is it that by playing with fire so to speak, you lose your monogamous(kind of) relationship in favor of a clearly defined hierarchical harem? Would your wife's fondness for a subordinate permit said subordinate to be something of another partner to you?

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>>16652801
>Spoiler
Yeah my Dad's side has skin, hear, and lung cancer. My mom comes from asbestos miners and have so many kinds of cancer they stopped recording but fortunately they don't think its hereditary.

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>>16652829
That sounds like what a monster would make after seeing a run of the game. Kind of like their "No this is what should happen".
They still remember it though, I never really thought of how monsters which are inherently non-violent would react to the more violent media like BoI, or Hotline Miami.

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>>16652795
Ooh, me too.

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>>16652845
They would beocme determined to heal humanity of its sins.

Would still play monster hunter while my dragon waifu watches.

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>>16652845
Imagine playing this with your waifu/
>>16652808
Then some jackass welds you in a locker and spaces you. Now remember how monsters try to put the MCs has them and their husband.

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>>16652845
>Implying Hotline Miami wouldn't become a reality if monster girls were real.
I just hope I'd get payed.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember not to shit talk too much online, you may find out that the girl on the other end actually CAN 1v1 you IRL faggit!

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>>16652879
No monster girl can beat the dick.

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>>16652879
I'm not seeing the downside.

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>>16652879
What is she going to do? Teleport to my room and rape me on the spot with her camera streaming it on the net?

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>>16652830
Therein lies the rub of why I view what goes on during the act of corrupting a woman as non-intimate between myself and the human woman. Much like when Druella molested and pending your definition or semantics raped the women in Fallen Brides, it doesn't result in the women becoming attracted to the one who performs the monsterization process, but rather activates their lust and interest for others that they may have already had their eye on or who they were previously denying their feelings for. That's why in that sense it's something I view more as administering an injection almost in a medical sense compared to performing an intimate act with her. I think your saying 'many women you fuck' and other slips of bias as you put it are still at play in your interpretation here; in the sense of going through to full out sexual corruption that involves myself as well, its a rare occurrence and something that only happens when the right criteria is met. We're not going around human streets plucking off five women and saying 'sweet get in line for threesomes' or something like that. Part of the criteria for such an act is that it takes on part of that role of awakening the feelings a human woman towards another man that they've already had feelings for. As such, I don't forsee the scenario of one of them developing feelings for me happening unless we made some sort of gross misjudgement of character or weren't exceedingly careful.
And with that in mind, to further solidify my answer to your question, my waifu would almost certainly staunchly reject the binding of another partner to me in any context or connotation. Only in the most extreme and contrived circumstances would she even consider it, and only if it proved to be vital to the ultimate goal of our plans with each other.
It's all in service of an ultimate goal we're working towards that would be the crystallization of our intimacy with one another. But again, it would get bloggy if I went into that.

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>>16652882
Oh yeah?
Just try it.

>>16652883
You will when you find out that the giant nerd oni isn't exactly in 'good' shape.
Just enough shape to shatter your hips.

>>16652887
Yep.
Cheshires man, they take this shit seriously.

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>>16652889
Holy hell anon.

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>>16652895
>Just try it.
I would if given the opportunity. Even if it's an Ogre with rippling muscles I would still try it!

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>>16652901
I do feel a bit uncomfortable shitting up the thread with this stuff that's pointless for anyone but myself, but the guy keeps asking. I'll stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16652901
Waifus. Not even once.

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>>16652889
shut the fuck up about your stupid fetish already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16652906
I bet you'd tell that ogre she was cute!

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>>16652915
You're god damn right I would. I just hope she wouldn't be intimidated by how tall I am, though.

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>>16652895
>they take this shit seriously
>Chesire gets mad
>Check out /instaslut
>This can't be real
>Oh god he's actually crying
>How you like that you submissive manwhore?
>Sit on his face, grab his balls, make him eat you out

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>>16652895
>giant nerd oni isn't exactly in 'good' shape.
>Just enough shape to shatter your hips.
All I have to do is insult her favorite anime or game, and then she'll be too angry to rape me, and argue with me instead! I'll even call her husband a beef loving boyslut!

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>>16652895
I'll be fine. No monstergirl is going to want to rape me after I show them how horrible my personality is.

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>>16652919
Anon, an ogre would probably heart pupil if she found a guy taller than her.

>>16652922
Yeah, they can be pretty mean cats when they want to be.

>>16652924
Oh yeah?
What if she doesn't have a husband?
Or are you insulting her husbando?
Because THAT is a line where she pins you down and makes you experience how good a husbando he is.

>>16652926
>>16652926
That's what they all say.

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>>16652924

You've gotta wonder how any buildings would be functionally designed for monstergirls. You've got stupid strong ones like Onis that can crush steel beams with their abs, then the big ones like centaurs. Could you imagine a centaur trying to shop at a crowded mall, or traverse staircases?

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>>16652889
Yeah but deruela munching carpets and you cumming balls deep are two completely different things. But I see what you're saying with the whole selection process. Though one thing that may be a misunderstanding on my behalf:

You're not saying you're going to awaken a woman's love for another man by fucking her, are you? I'm misinterpreting that right? your wife will just rub some tits, work some magic and let her run off after her husband to be, yeah?

>>16652901
>>16652912
I asked him a question you cunts, fuck off.

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>>16652845
>Hotline Miami
Oh man the reactions would be golden.
>"Anon, I think I'm gonna be sick."
>Good! That's the intended reaction!

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>>16652929
>an ogre would probably heart pupil if she found a guy taller than her.
I don't know if I would be taller than her but I would certainly be closer to her height than almost anyone she's met. I just hope she doesn't want to fight me even more once she knows that.

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>>16652934
You've both been shitting up the thread with paragraphs of unrelated /d/ tier crap for hours now. Kindly shove off over there.

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>>16652934
>your wife will just rub some tits, work some magic and let her run off with her husband to be, yeah?
Right. And I never said I was 'cumming balls deep' in them either. But that's probably enough to go on for you. I'm not gonna be answering about this stuff anymore, thanks for the interest but it's really gone way too far as is.

[Anonymous No.]

Any good comfy family time/childrearing pastebin stories or artwork? Kinda new to this genre and it looks interesting. No lewd please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16652945
>>"Anon, I think I'm gonna be sick."
Monster girls really wouldn't be able to handle gore, would they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16652952
Alright man. Thanks for indulging me. Sorry, I wasn't aware I had to keep the discussion about monstergirl waifus to a minimum.

So lets discuss something else. Like uh... I'm drawing a blank to be honest here.

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>>16652958
>Play Hotline Miami with Jinko watching
>"Anon what does the tiger mask do?"
>Play as Tony
>Console Jinko and tell her that no people don't do that when they get a message on the telephone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16652972
>people don't do that when they get a message on the telephone.
How do you know, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16652955
Finding non-lewd stuff was hard.
http://pastebin.com/g4TKqSxf
http://pastebin.com/axZbgNy2

[Anonymous No.]

>"Kek. I'm not a slave to the desire for dick."
>"I have no desire for a husband at all."
>"The pyramid building has nothing to do with my loneliness, don't know about you chasing all that dick for naught."
>"I am euphoric."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16652982
Last time I checked my messages I didn't don a fly mask and killed anyone with red shoes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16652982
...Do you like to hurt people, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16652982
Well thanks to anon showing his steam account to a girl from school every MG in the neighborhood is now paranoid about phone calls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16652994
Imagine after playing that game, you decide to go out and play a chicken mask, wait for a phone call and then "Hey, I got stuff to take care of, I'll be back."

[Anonymous No.]

You're a run-of-the-mill adventurer travelling through a non-descript area, when a Monster Girl Warrior crosses your path, challenging you to a fight!

First, roll her species here: http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random/Category:Mamono and of course, if you get a book or some stupid shit that isn't a Monster Girl species, re-roll.

Second, roll a big ol' d20 here: http://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm This will decide the weapon she uses from the list below.

1: Unarmed
2: Dagger
3: Club
4. Rapier
5. Shortsword
6. Flail
7. Katana
8. Longsword
9. Broadsword
10. Mace
11. Axe
12. Spear
13. Scimitar
14. Halberd
15. Warhammer
16. Greatsword
17. Quarterstaff
18. Kanabo
19. Massive two-hand Maul the size of a car
20. A Wooden Sword

Lastly, roll a d6 from http://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm again, this determines their skill.

1: A Novice, shaking in her boots, if she's wearing any.
2: She's been in a few scrapes, but she's still got a lot to learn.
3: A seasoned warrior who's seen her fair share of fights and lived to tell the tale.
4: An expert in combat, knowledgeable in various techniques and moves.
5: A master, a legend in the making and a deadly opponent.
6: A god of war that walks among Men and Monster.

How do you fare?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16652997
I'm not at liberty to say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16652949
Corruption is monstergirl related you double nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653012
Hey, don't be defending me, I was saying way too much. Its over, lets drop it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653012
You aren't allowed to talk about monstergirl waifus in the monstergirl waifu thread, anon. Get with the times.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTuOBXZ3upA
>munimunimunimunimunimuni

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653005
>Kobold
>19.
>5.

Holy fuck, help me. I don't want to become a dog's dinner!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653005
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Chochin-Obake
Okay.
>6. Flail
plz no
>4: An expert in combat, knowledgeable in various techniques and moves.
Worse than I expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653005
Scylla with an axe who is a seasoned warrior. So I'm screwed in a fair fight as expected. But throw/kick up enough sand to dry her tentacles and then all you have to do is stay behind her and you're good. She'll call you a bitch the whole time though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653005
>White Horn
>Scimitar
>A seasoned warrior

I'm fighting in cold weather, against a person who can dance circles around me with a weapon that goes great with hit and run decapitations, and also is a veteran. I'm already dead if she doesn't take pity on my sorry ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653017
>This disables the greedy Tanuki landlord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653005
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Strange
Bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653005
>God of War Humpty Egg with a Katana

This is the most confused and out of my league I'll ever be. I'm not even sure how this will go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653005
>Kobold
Dammit I hate them.
>Quarterstaff
>Still has a lot to learn

I kick her butt and break her stick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16652982
>>16652972
>man in MGC
>gets phone calls all the time
>recent spree of murders of all kinds
>the man is actually a paladin putting on a variety of masks and helmets

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653005
>Inari
>Unarmed
>2
Absolutely screwed unless I have magic resistant gear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653026
>"Unlimited Flail Works!"
>"[HAD A GREAT FALL]"
>"[ALL THE KING'S HORSES]"
>"[ALL THE KING'S MEN]"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653005
>Ochimusha
Well, that's appropriate. Also bad.
>A Wooden Sword
Why? Why do you never crit for me when I need those 20s?
> She's been in a few scrapes, but she's still got a lot to learn.
Oh. Well, uh... Ok.
So first I taunt her, suggesting that she died in her first scrap and that I could even take her on with a wooden weapon. Then, I unveil the secret family technique of running away as quickly as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653005
>Unagi Joro
>Dagger
>My level

I grab my salt, and throw it at thee. I think I can win as long as she doesn't touch me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653005
>Novice Sphinx with an Axe
Lame it out with Pyromancy and make sure to taunt her in traditional Dark Souls fashion.
Git Gud kiddo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653030
That's really rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653005

>Titania
>Halberd
>Seasoned warrior

dang.

I'm not so sure i'll do too well

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653005
>Cursed Sword
I already foresee complications.

>Wooden Sword
Fucking wat

>4
Doesn't even matter, just wat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653005
>Sphynx armed with a car-sized maul
>God of War mode

Let's see how long before I'm stained across the soil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653022
Go ahead and hide.

She can wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653043
>She naively falls into perfect angles and stabs as she plays with it, flailing it around but happening to do so in a way equivalent with a seasoned warrior
>"Haha! Mister, look at this fun game I made up!"
The most dangerous enemy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653005
>Mindflayer
>Mace
>Expert
there are worse ways to be incapacitated and raped
she'll likely flay the pain of shattered ribs and kneecaps away so thats a plus

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653041
You must first tear her down before she can be built back up.
~Confucius, The Art of Seduction

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653031
I just realized what a gremlin could do with a cellphone, knowing what we do now with the profile. She could use it to take all the pics and recordings of anon she wants. She could tap and bug phones for her friends, and would probably do so for sweets. There's no protection from that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653050
I want to help that White Horn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653005
>Apsara
>Unarmed
>An expert in combat, knowledgeable in various techniques and moves
...She's gonna literally fucking bellydance me to death, isn't she? Some kind of super sexual Capoeira? Fuck, I fare just fine, hope it transitions from an asswhopping into some hot steamy bellydancing sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653045
The wood was evil, anon. It's from an evil corrupted tree. She's like, a dryad-type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653061
You can get a counter Gremlin, to reverse hack her technology.

Probably also costs sweets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653067
>Some kind of super sexual Capoeira?
Bodyslam

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653070
A Cursed Tree girl? Sounds pretty cool actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653037
Are you really going to refuse her challenge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653005
>Dryad
>Halberd
>Few Scrapes

Dryad meet burning arrows, arrows meet Dryad. Also Dryad is in desperate need of an art update.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653005
>「YOU」
> Unarmed
> Seasoned Warrior

What

I find and fight myself? Like I become enlightened? Am I coming to terms with a deep seeded internal conflict that I've been struggling against all my life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653045
>He didn't watch Thunderbolt Fantasy

You're going to lose and you only have yourself to blame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653086
Sounds like that crappy Samurai Jack episode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653090
That puppet show?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653086

you're supposed to re-roll until you get a MG species page.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16652984
Oh I can bet. Lewd is like 99% the reason monster girls are in vogue. But I'm a sucker for good romance and family stories. There has to be at least a few in the bin worth digging up.

Thanks for your efforts. :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653005
>got Merse 3 times in a row

>Unagi Joro
>axe
>expert

Even if i went with Merse i still have no way of victory other than running away and shooting her with arrows or bullets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653083
Refuse? No. I'll outrun her. If she can't catch up, I'll make up something sage like "You lacked the stamina and determination to chase me down, huh? As expected of a dead Ronin, too honorless to finish what she starts. I won't say I'm disappointed, but you should train harder if you want to regain your worth."

I'll Out-chuuni her if I can't outpace her. This will never become a contest of blades!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653098
>:)
Out

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653095
The puppet show, yes.

I'd post the other webm of the guy cutting his own head off if it was related to the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653099
>She's uses her body to trip you
>Coils up your legs to immobilize you right before swinging her axe at you

scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650236
For some reason, this reminds me a lot of Starve Venom Fusion Dragom

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653005
>Holstaur
>Unarmed
>Seasoned Veteran
I accept my life as her milk slave

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653098
How have you not learned that anons hate that smiley tweenage shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653103
You're going to make her cry, you jerk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653122
She's going to make you big and strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653005
>Gyoubu Danuki
>Rapier
>Been in a few scrapes.

She'll be too distracted by the jingling of my coin-pouch.
Probably filled with useless shit like bottle-caps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653122
I want that Holst to call me sugar and ask if I want a snack now, later, or both while doing that exact post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653005
>Elf
I might be in not trouble
>Mace
Whelp this is gonna be a cakewalk, now it's time I pull a Kuroinu and make her my breeding sla-
>A master, a legend in the making and a deadly opponent

Oh. I didn't expect I'd have to fight a Phoenix Lord. Excuse me ma'am Imma run away now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653098
>:)
AWAY AWAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653005
>Dark Angel
>Flail
>Seasoned Warrior
She must've fought tons of monstergirls before falling to darkness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653126
Nah, I'll waifu that eventually. She just needs to mature a bit first, and a little bullying helps with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653017

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653133
i hope she role-plays as a rolling pin and me as pizza dough

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653150
https://youtu.be/XEm-anELm10
WASTED

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653166
you call that an Oni? THIS! is an Oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653172
She's probably only 6'2" because she's an alcoholic Jap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653150
YOU DIED

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653168
>>16653178
Do not bully the Tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651574
>Rhythm Heaven Megamix
>gameplay doesn't change but all the songs are now sung by sirens
>requires extra concentration to get a superb/perfect because you're trying not to get a boner
>https://youtube.com/watch?v=nijUJBiBRpQ
10/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653193
As someone who used to play DDR a lot (the real game, with my feet and no bar) I must say that the potential for rhythm games is spectacular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653097
But anon. He was the monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653176
shes a big girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653005
>>16653005
>Cupid
>Spear
>Seasoned warrior
Oh dear God I'm screwed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653197
I don't believe those stats for a minute. She's probably lying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653166
That's a cute and stylish Oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653205
I believe her height but I think shes lying about her weight (I hope she heavier, better for snu-snu)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653198
Spear of Love~

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653005
>Kejoro
>Quarterstaff
>A master, a legend in the making and a deadly opponent.

That is SO not fair!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653205
>>16653218
If she's 9'10 there's no chance she's only 478lbs, especially with that muscle mass. I'd put her closer to 650~700

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653198
Stabbed through the heart
And you're to blame
Darling you give love a bad name

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653223
>Somehow manage to survive long enough
>She giggles and compliments your performance
>"But there's one thing I should tell you... I'm not left handed. Well, and I'm not right handed either."
>Flips her quarterstaff up into the air where it's grabbed by her hair and spun like it was the Ruyi Jingu Bang being handled by Son Wu Kong himself

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653005
>Cancer
>Unarmed
> A master, a legend in the making and a deadly opponent.

well then...
it was fun while it last it'd I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653123
Got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653231
This doesn't kill the crab.
The crab kills back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653232
Now please don't do it again or everyone's gonna ride your ass repeatedly. Unless that's what you're into then don't let me stop you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651091
Call top bunk. No way am I letting an Alp on top of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653005
>Sphinx spearmaster
Fuck, now I gotta try and answer her riddle before I'm skewered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653005

>god of war kobold with a longsword
Are you fucking serious

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653250
LET LOOSE THE DOGS OF WAR

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653231
snibeti snab :DDD

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653250
That's hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653231
Just hit it's weak spot for massive damage

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653005
>Tanuki
>she wields a flail
>a master

I give up, no way am I taking on a master of anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653252

I signed up for some jolly cooperation. I even have healing spells equipped. I'm not built for pvp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653257
Sounds like a scary Yakuza boss.

The Flail Raccoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653257
>The flail is her own tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653260
tail flail
You win when her back gives out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653266
>>16653265
I'm going to grab that tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653257
>>16653260
>>16653265
>Your apartment door is suddenly broken in half, sending splinters across the floor and leaving he doorway in ruins.
>Standing there is a Tanuki flanked by two Oni bodyguards.
>The Tanuki is spinning her tail around in a slow circular motion, some kind of weight is attached at the end of it by a chain.
>"Oi Oi. You're a bit late on your payments aren't you Anon-kun? You damn punk."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653257
I want to worship her legs, fluff her tail, polish her mace and become emotionally dependent on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653256
A master can cover for her weakpoint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653231
Her bubble dance of death is a horrific and yet beautiful sight to behold.

[Anonymous No.]

MOOORTAAAL KOMBAAAAAAAAT!

[Anonymous No.]

Your opinion on husbandoing a fairy or a pixie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653297
If you like it, why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653297
Sounds great. Cute 90% of the time and the other 10% of the time fucking lewd as all fucking hell and able to do some real kinky shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653231
Objective: Survive

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653005
>Sahuagin
>Wooden Sword
>5

What is she gonna do, spank me with it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653334
Miyamoto Musashi had a wooden sword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653334
>>16653090

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653334
Dude 4 and up on skill means your fucked, 3 is a maybe unless you have some tricks, less than that and it's fair play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653309
>>16653294
>>16653253
I hate how she just looks like someone getting eaten by a crab

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653335
It was a boken, and any stick can be deadly in trained hands.

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/pYSrlygyhi4
Dream of monstergirls, thread.
Sorry again for shitting up the thread earlier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653363
But I just got up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653365
Then greetings and goodnight from burgerland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653377
May you have fun encounters in the realm of sleep, Hamuhgah!

[Anonymous No.]

Would you rather have monstergirls come to our reality or would you rather go to theirs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653386
Depends. Can I get help moving my stuff to her lair?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653386
Depends on what their reality is like.

[Anonymous No.]

Hand vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653005
>Demon Lord
What am I, The Hero? Let's reroll that.
>Demon Lord Again
Fine. RNGeesus has spoken.
>Unarmed
>6
She OHKO's me, then throws me to her whiny NEET niece to shut her about about "tfw no husbando"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653005
>A Dhampir Spear-wielder who is legendary for her skill.

She is planning on training me, isn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653386
I'd rather take a permanent trip to Zipangu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653399
What the hell man.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653399
So Michael Morbius from the 90's Spider-man cartoon? Because looking back on that the censorship was awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653408

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653408
Hey cool, you're alive. I was wondering if you or jabberfag would realize her tentacles were missing from her daki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653386
Go to theirs, most definitely. Even though I'd want to live in a city with more humans than monstergirls, my waifu would have a much harder time pursuing her passion as a magical science researcher in our reality and all the neat fetish technology I lust after wouldn't be around for at least a long while.

I don't want war, I don't want stupid scared normie autism, I don't want the fighting and hardship and bullshit that a mass monstergirl 'arrival' here would inevitably bring. I want to live in a stable society thank you very much.

Traveling the monstergirl realms with my waifu and daughteru also sounds absolutely fascinating!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653408
>>16653411
Poor, poor tentacle-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653411
Hobo Wockmouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653386
>>16653416
I agree with KDF, but I want to live in an undead kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653399
But that removes almost all of the intimacy involved with them drinking blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653243
Heh, not my fetish I'm afraid.

Sweet and tasteful romance? That's more my speed. It's gonna be fun sifting through the bin to find some.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653386
Mm, live in theirs probably. Their government's political agendas, quality of life ideals, and magical/technological development all seem pretty nice. It's all technically eco-friendly too, if you don't mind a little demonic energy. I don't really see a downside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653408
>>16653411
What on earth happened here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653438
http://imgur.com/a/mQ2I8

[Anonymous No.]

Has that sorting thing been updated yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653428
excuse me but how is that KDF?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653449
His waifu is a magical scientist.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that the answer lies in the heard of battle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653454
It sure sucks when you make a typo doesn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653454
The answer to what though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653457
Yes, so I heard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653458
That answer you've been seeking all along?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653459
Charon go to sleep the spell check fairy is tired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653460
Where to find a decent ginger beer that's strong enough to cause chemical burns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653457
Yeah I goofed
Maybe the lizardgirl spent so much time training she doesn't remember her lines properly

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653460
You mean the one to the question 'when do I get to go live with my waifu?'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653469
>Lizard Girl has no fear of any opponent in battle
>but her stage fright is crippling
Cute! Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653454
If you going to quote somebody, Ryu is not a good choice
Go with Vash
"LOVE AND PEACE!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653488
I will go with Thorfinn quote.
>I have no enemies at all.

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/HB2iwazd

It's an hour or two late, but here's this week's installment of the Fallen Brides translation. It brings Merce's story to a conclusion, so now would be the time to read it if you were waiting on the whole thing.

The version on the blog (link in the pastebin) has more formatting and a scan of the KC illustration from the book inserted in its proper place.

I'll be taking a week or two off for work-related reasons, but when I come back I'll have another poll to decide the next MGE story I translate. I'll update the ebook version (DL on the blog) with Merce's chapter then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653399
I'm offended by the apparent cultural insensitivity of this page.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to teach a loli Kiki to dance so she can entertain me while I eat dinner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653500
Thanks for this anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653517
I want a vanilla Kiki and Shoggoth who love me and take care of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653517
I want to put on some classical music and dance with my daughteru while she stands on my feet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653526
muh heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653386
This has been hard for me to say.

I really like her homeland and her world. It's very interesting and new, so I could learn a lot and enjoy it. Also given the nature of magic and Mamono mana in her world life would be pretty easy going. Quite comfy.

But there's so many things here I'd want to show my daughterus and waifu. Including we'd have the tech we have to date which is nice. But my waifu only really likes living in her homeland. So I can't decide and I've just left it in my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653552
>This has been hard for me to say
You shouldn't have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653401
She's going to make a man out of you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64

[Anonymous No.]

I want an Ankole Watusi Minotaur, so I can use her massive horns for doing pull-ups!

[Anonymous No.]

Explain to me why freckles are so attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

I might expand this if i get a really good Idea
Untill then, I can say that I've removed most (I refuse to say all as i always miss something) of the grammer mistakes for MG roulette (Inari)
http://pastebin.com/nCv3BfbJ

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653644
Proofreading is a terrible thing to have to do, I do not envy your task. But hey, at least it's over now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653644
It's legit been too long since I legit seen the Inari.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you guys interested in a short piece of smut between a warcraft demon hunter and a herbalist? I know warcraft isn't really thread-friendly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653500
Thanks for the hard work, it doesnt seem easy to translate this much lewd snake

This story started out great but as soon as she got monsterized it turned around and became almost a propaganda of sorts for monster girls.
It's like the author wanted to be as canon as possible and thus took with him all the flaws that MGE has as a setting

It might be the weakest fallen maiden story so far but the smut was on point and it nicely showcased Lamia sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653658
>demon hunter
Wouldn't that make it a monster boy? No male monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653663
No, in the online game it's a playable class now. Like death knight. No monsterboys here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653663
They kind of straddle the line they got horns and wings and shit, but they aren't actual monsters.

It's still kind of suspect though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653591
I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653658
That'd probably be more suited for /v/ or /vg/, yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653667
Then what species are we talking here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653678
Well it's an elf with glowing fire eyes, a tail, horns, hooves and wings.

But its alright, you guys don't seem to keen so I won't worry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653678
Actually now that I think about it Demon Hunters can only be Elves so it'd be monsterboy shit and thus have to go >>>/out/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653685
Uh, anon warcraft elves aren't a male only race. It's not monsterboy shit. I said as much here >>16653667

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653644
>Her mother also had a thing for chewing tree bark.
Who the fuck thinks eating tree bark is a good idea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653687
>I just assumed the herbalist would be the girl

and that's my cue to go to sleep, goodnight and I apologize for my incapability to read comprehensively.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653687
If it's a female Night Elf we're talking here, the situation might not be all that terrible.
The herbalist is human though, right?
>>16653689
Dude, penicillin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653693
Human herbalist on female night elf demon hunter. Sorry I should have been WAY more specific in my first post, I write a lot for here so I took it for granted that human boy X monstergirl was the pairing. Is this something that should still go out to /v/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653698
I am not opposed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653698
nah dude that sounds great.

[Anonymous No.]

>No Zipangu girls trying to woo foreign boys despite being separated by the language barrier.
It'd be so cute. Why hasn't more been done with language barriers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653693
I'm pretty sure as a remedy you make it into tea or soup, not just munching on trees

To be fair, he didn't give the reason why she eats it. That might be part of the reason her daughter was so off put by it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653005
>Sasha Fullmoon
>14
>6
I rolled Sasha from Fallen Brides. She is a god of war that walks among Men and Monster, reaping her way through the battlefield with a Halberd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653703
There's definitely a story about that but I sadly cannot remember it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16652464
They give off a vibe of being ancient gaurdians, which is what they probably are. Their previous function was probably to prevent unrest and protect or care for the weak. (Which made them look less treatening to ensure they aren't feared by the population.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653699
>>16653701
http://pastebin.com/Px3YrFZp
Demon Hunter
Aight, here you go, and sorry for the initial confusion. Hope you dudes enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653713
>Penywise

Holy shit man I love your stuff, never stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653716
Thanks anon, and I don't intend to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653713
>>16653719
Would it be possible to have a Warlock-Succubutt bonding moment? I used to play warlock you know

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653719
Out of curiosity do you actually play WoW or did you just feel like writing with night elves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653710
I know I wrote some bad Greentext about an Samurai Girl revived as an Ochimusha and a western merchant that she became the bodyguard of.
Can't find it in the archive though. Mainly because I suck at archive dives and can't remember exactly what I wrote.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653689
I could see that happening
>Dignified Inari that's been round for years
>Happily munches tree bark without a care in the world
>People have told her to stop
>she simple slaps them with her tail while she pops another cutting of bark in her mouth.

Its an odd quick, but she is a monster so she doesn't have to explain her weird habits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653727
I was thinking of one that had a paizuri from a Ren Xiongmao, but I tried digging and couldn't find it, my condolences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653725
Years ago on private servers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653723
Sorry anon, wasn't really planning on anything else at the moment. Still gotta finish a bunch of stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653732
>quirk*
Where is my grammar goblin when I need it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653734
Noice, I'd keep going, but I don't want to turn this into /wowg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653257
You should have paid your debts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653742
But I had a foolproof plan! I'd gamble it all and make several times the sum of the loan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653257
>Ora boyim, why don't we make this duel more interesting? If I win, I own you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653703
Body language has no barrier
Can you imagine all the lewd gestures that would be thrown your way if you visited Zipangu? Especially the red district, you wouldn't be able to leave there still single

>Kejourou tries to get you to come to her "hotel" in broken Engrish
>You barely understand
>She press her breasts against you and rubs your crotch
>"I wanto yu."

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>>16653750
What do I get if I beat the Tanuki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653784
Then she becomes your wife. Or apprentice. I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653784
She'd probably laugh as if you told a great joke, and respond with "If you beat ME, I'll get the whole world for you!"

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone know the artist for this? Google gives nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653798
Sud

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653777
I am completely fine with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653797
But what if I tell her that she's my whole world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653813
You might just fluster her and win for real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653802
>collar
I approve heartily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651574
>Nioh
Well there are already some monstergirls in the game although they all try to kill you so I guess that would be changed to fuck, obviously.
I have no idea how a MG version of a Wheel Monk would look like/work though.

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>>16653802
>>16653821
Would you be OK with a tough Mershark who dragged you around by the collar and sexually dominated you every night but would be way too kind and caring whenever you were the slightest bit hurt or sick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653847
If she dragged me around by the collar, wouldn't that mean we were in the water?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653850
I did mean under water its much safer and she can hurl you around like a sac of meat without harming you but I'm sure she can drag you around on the surface too if that's your thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653864
I mean how will I breathe? Or do I get Kevin Costner powers?

[Anonymous No.]

Updated from line 352. I sorta forced myself to finish this before writing more Clockcore or Amaya PI. Didn't want to leave it open. Hopefully the ending is to your liking.

http://pastebin.com/qtPgkBqu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653866
Poseidon's blessing

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>>16653872
Oh, it's shark week?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653872
Look at that thick shark tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653500
Fucking noice
Thanks a lot m8

[Anonymous No.]

I need my fighting fix
Where's my scalebound Beast

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653878
It's always shark week when you've got a cutie like Mershark around

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653886
How about trying this instead?

http://pastebin.com/jQpR5D7h

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653890
I already read that and i liked it. I'm just hungry for more.
And Beast seems like the go to for fighting stories at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653901
Give me a set-up and I'll pander to you shamelessly. Fighting is easier to write than smut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653886
>>16653901
You will get a burning edge chapter in the next week or so.
>>16653910
That is so true its unbelievable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653910
Hinezumi vs anon with the fire mouse endlessly talking about "burning passion".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653922
And now I just need names for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653918
>That is so true its unbelievable.
For you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653924
The man is Dave
The Hinezumi is Elanor the inferno!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653935
>Dave
How lame, but okay.
>Elanor the inferno
Maybe Ilona the Inferno?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no qt ayy lmao wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653938
XEANU NOT ALLOWED REEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653930
Yes, it is for me, fight scenes flow way more natural than sex scenes.
most people can do the opposite and others can write both, but that's how it is for me.

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>>16653937
Your idea is better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653944
I'm like this too.
>>16653947
Thanks. I'll see about it then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653940
What is that, some sort of alien Keanu Reeves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653940
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

Puff the Magic Dragon but instead is about a Jabberwock and her Otouto

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653979
I don't know about Puff but I can assure you that there will be a lot of magic in that otouto's pants

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653979
That sounds cute. Jabberwocks and their Otoutos is always nice

[Anonymous No.]

This is a fearsome dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654010
I want to buttfuck Elma. Look at her ass, she was built for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654010
Her horn looks like a turd

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654010
The first thing that comes to mind looking at this dragon is 'bully her'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654015
>>16654020
Leave the dragon alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654010
I would enjoy watching Dragon Maid with my dragon. Makes me wonder if that would flip a maid swith inside of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654024
Good idea, teach her to act like a mere female lizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654023
It looks like she has dookie on her head though. That's a more embarrassing head feature than these two tiny needle-like protrusions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654026
She would be a proud and haughty maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654028
Dragons with tiny horns are basically straight up worst that a regular horned lizard

>>16654030
Maids can't be proud and haughty

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653979
Only if it doesn't have the sad ending. An otouto shouldn't leave her oneesan ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654037
>Maids can't be proud and haughty
That's where you're wrong fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653979
Only if it doesn't have the sad ending. An otouto shouldn't leave his oneesan ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654038
Yes he should. How else is he going to find a wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654037
Yes they can, maids can be anything. Have you evern seen a dominant and angry meido?

Plus, it's just for fun and proving to me that dragons can do anything. I don't see how that will make her go female lizard.

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>>16654045
Dragons make wonderful maids.

/fit/ tanned qts make the best maids tho desu

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>>16654040
Yeah, I agree with this guy. I could see a flavor of maid that is haughty because she is perfect in her work, and 'has the greatest master in the world'. Or is complimenting the mastah not haughty?

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>>16654043
>>16654044
His oneesan can be his wife. The days being together with his Jabberwock, playing and being with her, why should those ever end? Just spend blissful days with her in their paradise together.

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>>16654052
What if he doesn't like his sister in that way? What if he wants to marry a Lich, Ghoul or one of the other Undead girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654040
>>16654045
>>16654050
OK, maybe maids can be proud and haughty but only shameless masters would hire this kind of maids

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654049
My waifu is athletic and slightly tanned, so I'll take that as a compliment.
Would resist her cleaning the house and showing off a bit, making sure that I'm mirrin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654057
>Not hiring a maid for each personality type.

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>>16654056
But his sister plays with him, knows what he likes and doesn't, she'd do anything she could to make him happy. If he left, she'd be all alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654057
No? I don't see shame in liking proud and maid. It would be quite refreshing and nice to have one actually, plus she can do her job perfectly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654063
She could go find a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654060
Are twins a personality type?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654067
No, Patrick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654069
I still want twin maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654058
excellent taste desu

>>16654060
my melanin enriched brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654071
Then get twin maids that fill one personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654060
Well then that makes you a slut
And how would you deal with all of them fighting for your approval?

>>16654065
I have nothing about proud maids, an obedient Kiki can be proud about her work
It's the haughty part that makes it shameful, she is going to puff her chest and act as if she owns the place just because she cleaned the windows properly. They take compliments and approval for granted too

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654078
>And how would you deal with all of them fighting for your approval?
Simple, only have seven maids and give them each a day's worth of affection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654060
I want a team of Khepri maids of each personality type, including an ara ara head Khepri who keeps the others in check.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654049
I need a fit Yeti maid who lifts weights, eats oats, and gives the best hugs

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>>16654078
A maid like that sounds fun to play with, really. She would go being all haughty and you could make her explode by giving her a lot of praises.
I don't see haughty ds as anything other than fun. If she goes over the line just remember you are her master.

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>>16654049
I want a big, busty, and muscled werewolf maid and a smaller, tubby, werecat maid.

[Anonymous No.]

Instead of just singing her contract, you should surprise the demon with a contract of your own!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654096
Do I have to sing? My singing voice is terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653005
>cursed sword
>broadsword
>expert in combat
gyeep

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654049
I want a jinko waifu who occasionally dresses as a maid while cleaning the house to provoke me into bending her over the coffee table, fucking her hard and spanking her perfect ass, then after cumming in her, she goes back to cleaning with a lewd smile and my seed running down her legs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654096
>implying that Demons will contract on any basis other than their standard form

[Anonymous No.]

Don't have time to finish this today, but here's almost 2k words of a Hinezumi and her burning passion.

http://pastebin.com/9NFqMxi6

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654080
But that means they have to spend 6 days out of the week craving for master's attention
Some of them are bound to break and do extreme things
The lewd maid would wear her most perverted uniform
The haughty maid will pout until you praise her
The shy maid will pull lightly on your sleeve
Etc...

Nobody is man enough to handle this level of crisis

>>16654088
She will be the one having fun with you
She will make you praise her whenever possible
You eat her cooking and she asks you how it tastes
You dress up and she asks how does your freshly washed clothes feel
You go to bed and she asks how comfy it is after she made it with love and care
You will be praising her so much that she will become addicted to it

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>>16654142
>Nobody is man enough to handle this level of crisis
I'll try my hardest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654098
You don't have to be good at singing, anon. You just have to put all of your heart into it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wM3d266_QWw

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654145
What will you do when the yandere maid acts up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654152
Depends, is she soft maid I want or the muscled maid I want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654152
Trick question, I wouldn't get a yandere maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654153
Muscle yandere is a suicidal combination
Are you sure you want this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654156
Sure.
Very muscled.

A mega muscled mantis maid.

I'll go with that today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654138
I know most people are either going to meme on you without reading or ignore it but I enjoyed this.

Battle mice need more love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654142
Soounds like we would have fun with rach other than. I would love a maid like that, dhe sounds so nice.
Being smug and teasing her about work so she does it harder would be quite the sight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654162
>A mega muscled mantis maid.
I'd rather have a petite mantis maid. That way she can sneak around easier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654171
Petite are nice but I'm wanting more of an ambush predator today.

Ambush maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654166
Thanks anon but I know you all read my stories whether you admit to it or not. They're simply irresistible, like Adam West's Batman.
And I think most of the Mist Continent girls are kind of ignored for whatever reason.

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>>16654152
Lose six other maids, duh. Of course, I didn't need those whores anyway. And no, my one and only perfect maid isn't looking over my shoulder, don't be absurd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654155
So you're going to have 7 different types of maids, none of which are yandere?
Could you list them off please?

>>16654169
>She asks about the steak she cooked you
>You say that it's good but slightly too cooked
>She spends the next 3 nights practicing so that you will have to praise her next time

>>16654162
>>16654173
Muscled bugs are not OK
Everyone will be scared of her you included
Plus she is a yandere and might put weird things in your food

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>>16654173
Well that sounds like a job for the pear shaped Mantises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654182
Incorrect, muscle mantises are cute!
Cute!

>>16654183
A pear shaped mantis muscle maid?
Sounds fantastic

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654182
>Could you list them off please?
Kuudere
Light Tsundere
Genki
Laid back
Bossy
Ara ara
Tomboy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654138
Well, you've got me gripped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654189
Is it that fun when Mouse-sniffers get their come-uppance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654187
Pretty good list though some of them sound like they wouldn't do a proper job

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654209
With proper training and discipline along with a good Head Maid as a role model they should be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

Loli dragons are cutest lolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654221
Be careful not to show too much affection to your head maid, you need to love all of them equally

>>16654242
No, that's loli chaos girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654249
But loli dragon's keep trying to add you to their hoard or latching onto you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654249
>you need to love all of them equally
Of course I would, I'm not some savage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654252
I bet their mom is a scary criminal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654260
No, she's a respectable lady!
She has a suit and everything!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654265
Monster girls in suits are the scariest kinds. I bet she has a tattoo on her back like some kind of Yakuza member as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654242
Agreed. They are a miracle of the universe and deserve to be praised.

>>16654182
I would probably challenge the haughty maid to duels too, just to fight her a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654252
Good point
Do they also grab you and flap their wings in an attempt to carry you away?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654284
They latch onto your head and do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654291
Now that'll never work. They need to lift from the center of mass to ensure no injury, and better aerodynamics. Well, I guess they just need to make mistakes and learn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654300
Yeah, they are little girls after all. It's nice when their mother teaches them how to properly kidnap humans, featuring husband!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654280
Well, there's a way to find out if you're brave enough.

>>16654281
yep.
Praise them all!

>>16654284
You know it.
They latch on and try to fly away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654242
Undead and canids are cuter.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd let myself get taken to a loli dragon's hoard
I'd even act it out as if she took me without my consent that way she can brag about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654312
You know, you just gave me a nice idea.

It would be fun to praise a dragon loli, maybe my daughteru, with words and phrases she doesn't understand. Maybe she would get confused and panicked and went to talk with her mother or she would just pretend to be smart and smug. Would be cute either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654342
Well, the pups are cute but I don't think they can rival dragons.

>>16654344
But then she's going to expect you to give her sweets and play video games with her.

>>16654346
That it would be.
using big words so she's confused would be amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654349
I don't think loli dragons would spend their time eating sweets and playing video games
They have a hoard to build and land to conquer, if one caught you you'd have to look after her as she goes on long dragonic shenanigans every day

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654349
>Well, the pups are cute but I don't think they can rival dragons.
Says you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654387
Well, she needs to be rewarded for successfully capturing you.

>>16654395
Yes, says me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654397
>Yes, says me.
Well I says, puppies are the cutest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654395
I would say that little dragons are in fact, better than little pups.

But little kikis are just the best.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm, uhm, a bit of late to the party and probably unoriginal, but everyone knows exactly where those two cone-shaped extensions on Gremlin's jet-pack are going, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654402
Please.
Kittens are far cuter.

[Anonymous No.]

Yowling, chuffing, rambunctious jinko cubs are the cutest, says I

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654415
Yes, we don't talk about that and it's daughteru time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654411
>>16654417
My opinion remains unchanged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654419
Kikis=Dragons>Jinkos>Pups>Normal kittens>Birbs>Fishes>Snakes>Bugs

[Anonymous No.]

We're talking about daughterus? Hell yes. I think Anupups are the cutest.

[Anonymous No.]

Slime daughterus hiding in jars!

[Anonymous No.]

rape then cuddles or cuddles then rape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654458
The first

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654428
I want to be tackled by twin jinko daughterus like Calvin was tackled by Hobbes every afternoon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654458
I preffer cuddles and sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654445
We don't just need more Anupup art, but more daughteru art in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654464
That would be the life....Although one must wonder if they are your childhood friends or daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654474
In that case they would be more like childhood friends, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654474
On days when the daughterus are out playing with friends, the childhood friend turned waifu jinko can pounce me and take me right there

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654478
Ok, that's true.

>>16654481
Perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654473
I'd rather we got lewd art of the many girls that don't have any first.

For a porn setting there's a severe lack of art of monster girls getting dicked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654487
Imagine 7 feet of rippling muscles coiled up like a spring waiting for you to come home, licking her lips, pussy soaked in anticipation of some hardcore pelvis bashing struggle snuggles. Her ears flat on her head, hiding. Then the door opens and the fun really begins

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654499
Almost makes me want to sneak to a window so I can get a pic of her ready to pounce before I go in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654473
You know what should happen? Daughteru questionnaires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654507
>more questionnaires
That's the last thing that should happen.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girl daughters rise man's patternal instincts even more than human daughters do

>>16654458
Cuddle rape from a Dorome

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654512
Along with maids questionnaires. Maybe friends one too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654515
>Monster girl daughters rise man's patternal instincts even more than human daughters do
I don't know, I'm still not big on the idea of having daughters, monster girl or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654515
Just remember the lolis in mge are meant to be waifus, not daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654529
At the beggining I wasn't either, but after a while it just felt right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654536
Beginning*
Damn you, myself for letting that slip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654532
Yes but then you impregnate the cute loli and get an even cuter daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654544
And then someone impregnates that daughteru and continues the circle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654529
Me neither. Especially considering ALL. THE. SEX. You'd have an army in under a century. Thankfully it's real easy to imagine the undead as infertile until you involve some serious magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654532
Why not have waifus AND daughterus?

Get a loli and her oneesan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654536
I don't think it'll ever feel right for me, I've been into the setting since Jorougumo was the newest girl and I'd still rather spend time with an adult monster girl with no distractions.

That said, impregnation is still a huge fetish of mine, damn human genes and their urge to reproduce.
>>16654551
Well in the setting, the stronger/rarer the girl, the harder it is for her to get pregnant in the first place so it may take something like a Wight some decades or more to get knocked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654551
Dragonfags and undeadfags have it easy. Imagine the pain of those with mice or bugs.

[Anonymous No.]

What age do you usually imagine your MG daughterus as?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654505
She definitely will hear you and adjust trajectory

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654564
Some thing like 10 or 11. Sometimes 8.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654561
That's fine too, though with that fetish you must have it hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654563
It truly is a blessing
>>16654561
>Wight some decades or more to get knocked up.
I might rather it to be longer than that. I imagine undead daughterus develop slowly, I want to lavish as much time on daughterus as I can before sending them out to pursue their own dreams. My idea time lime works like this

Impregnate waifu > Birth one daughter > Impregnate waifu again 10 years later >Birth another daughter > One more after five years > Raise them for a century > Impregnate her with twins a century later > Raise them for a century > Finally give birth to the last and youngest babby girl > Dote on her for a century > No more babies unless she wants more down the line

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654564
Anywhere from birth to 8 for my daughteru. Usually 8 though, but sometimes 5 and sometimes 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654581
>but sometimes 5 and sometimes 3.
KoboldSilver, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654570
Adorable.
Would gladly make tapping noises to distract her and test her prowess.

>>16654564
10 or 8 for cute things.
13 for when I imagine the occasional loli incest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654583
No anon, you please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654564
One is 7-8 the other one is 12.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654584
Throw a bolt like a good stalker and pounce on her during the split second she looks at the source of sound

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654577
Raising them for a century? Damn. Well it is undead daughterus from a wight we are talking about, so it would be pretty hard to impregnate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654599
Oh, that's what I'll do.
Time to make the hunter the hunted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654564
14

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654473
Daughteru art should be essential. My daughteru and waifu are what keep me going.

And that Anupup is cute! I bet my Anupups would be smart and work as a team to get to the cookie jar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654564
From about 7-10. But sometimes I imagine them all grown up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654603
I mean, after the surprise is over, she'll make it extra rough

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654577
That doesn't sound like it makes a whole lot of sense. Undead that were born the traditional way probably age at the same rate as humans until they're adults, and then stop aging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654612
You gotta just keep going once she's been taken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654613
Oh the wonders of mamono mana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654615
I'm conflicted about this. I don't want to break her into a sub, but I do want to fuck her rough every now and again. Maybe a switch jinko?

[Anonymous No.]

KNow what would be fun?
Being a hilariously overpowered guy in the land of monster girls and just using it to goof of or look over a group of adventuring lolis.

>>16654630
It's just battlesex, you gotta get a win in every now and then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654630
I have this problem anon. I'm mostly sub but sometime I imagine my waifu wanting me to fuck her rough. But thankfully due to my waifu's species, she pretty much remains dom.

[Anonymous No.]

Busty lusty love erupty!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654602
There's about fourty years spent on education in both academic and martial realms and another sixty for her to find her passion in life and pursue it.

If my daughteru wants to be a chef, you better be sure I'm hunting down the most famous cook lost to legends of an ancient civilization, digging up their grave and cramming their spirit back into their corpse so they can teach my daughteru all she needs to know. Same goes for any profession, really.

And that takes time, so I feel a century is reasonable. I mean it's still within human means, celtic druids learned for upwards of what, 20 years?

>>16654613
I'm referring to mental development more than physical, though I do like to imagine that they develop at a much slower rate than humans, only coming to look 18 after 50 or so years

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654639
The things I would do to that chest would make me legendary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654630
>>16654636
There's no teams with these things, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654645
I don't get what you're trying to say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654643
Lava Golems are best with overloaded magma chambers! They make me erupt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654651
Anon no! The Overloaded Lava Golems are very, very dangerous!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654630
This is why I'm really fond of the idea of a Hellhound wife.

It's possible to fuck her hard as humanly possible and go all out with the hand cuffs, collar and spanking but at the end of the day she would remain dom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654651
Don't forget the back end either.
Don't want her to be lopsided.
Or maybe you do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654648
Just because one night you or your waifu are looking to mix things up with the dom/sub dynamic doesn't mean anyone is getting broken or suddenly will be an all the time switch or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

For the sake of story writing. Which girl makes the best bully? The kind of girl who will laugh at you when you're embarrassed? Hard mode: no Chesire.

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>>16654639
>you will never make hot cocoa with a Lava Golems milk

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>>16654630
>>16654656
Or, you know, you could just headcanon it so that your waifu isn't so easily corrupted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654660
Otohime or Nacho

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>>16654659
That's a good thing. And anyway, with my waifu, I really like keeping things in the bedroom.

>>16654656
Eh, I'd only like a Hellhound if she was dom. But that can't be hard since you just don't have to dom her and she won't be sub.

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>>16654667
Otohime is definitely interesting. But I was thinking something with legs. Kinda preferred a lower tier monster girl.

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>>16654564
Often brand new. Like a week old, so I can imagine all of the fun of getting them acclimated to the new world. Slimes age different though, I think. They also learn rapidly.
>>16654448
Slime daughterus in easy to carry jugs.

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>>16654660
Automaton
Golem
Shortstack Gremlin

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>>16654653
They just need someone to help them relieve all of that gooey, hot, overflowing pressure, of which I happily volunteer!
>>16654658
Oh you better believe it, she'll be looking like an hourglass shaped lava lamp when she's finally all ready for 48 hours straight of erupting!

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>>16654669
>But that can't be hard since you just don't have to dom her and she won't be sub
Even when I imagine doing that kind of thing to a Hellhound I don't really imagine her having a sub attitude.

I imagine her still with that shit eating grin and encouraging me to go harder, calling me soft for not wanting to hurt her and occasionally throwing in a word of praise.

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>>16654675
Kuudere bully sounds stupid as fuck. I would probably bully her instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654674
That they are, and cute to boot.

>>16654677
Fantastic.
Both are better than one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654677
>>16654661
Please stop posting and talking about Lava Golems. My heart can't handle this kind of comfy wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654661
I doubt I'd even get that far, I want it straight from the tap

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>>16654674
>Often brand new. Like a week old, so I can imagine all of the fun of getting them acclimated to the new world. Slimes age different though, I think. They also learn rapidly.
This is my headcanon too, but applied to all species. That's mostly because I despise infants, so I've headcanoned them out.

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>>16654634
Battlesex it is

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>>16654660
Hellhound.
Dragon, but in a more "trying to make you less bashful" fashion I imagine.
Wurm.
Demon.
And Wyvern, because the bullied often become bullies themselves.

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>>16654692
That sounds pretty weird.

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>>16654686
>big, tall and super voluptuous hourglass Lava Golem wife sashays over giving you a show
>oozes all over you with her gooey hot curves, putting one of your hands on her expansive ass and one squishing futily against her titanic titties
>whispers that she wants you to make Krakatoa look like a joke by the time you're done with her
My exact fantasy!
>>16654689
Just let her warmth soothe you anon, feel the warm lazy burbling of love!

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>>16654705
Hell hound seems like a strong contestor. But I dunno, for the story I'm writing I don't want to include too many "meme girls".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654710
Redcap or Mad Hatter

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>>16654710
Have an ogre or amazon then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654660
Manticore.

They're natural sadists. Special mention also goes to nacho who's entire gimmick is running her mouth.

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>>16654692
Some are adorable in some cases though.
But I do headcanon Dragons hatching out of their eggs as practically 4-5 year olds after sitting in their eggs for 90+ years, so it may be just my opinion on toddlers and infants.

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>>16654686
Super cute.
>>16654692
Yeah It's an odd situation Slimes have. I've always envisioned that when a Slime reproduces, the bud pops off into one of those tiny roomba slimes, and they stay that way until they've dissolved a sufficient amount of liquid and nutrients to grow properly.

So basically, If my waifu ever reproduced, I would take the little Slime out back, put her in the kiddy pool, and spray her with the garden hose until she was a young teen.

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>>16654708
Exactly.
Fill her up till she's ready to blow.

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>>16654710
>meme
First off, stop caring about memes so much.
And second, how about a Salamander? Bullies a boy hoping for a reaction or fight to start, maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654712
This one. We need more Redcap.

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>>16654710
What >>16654725 said.

They're not "meme" girls, they're popular girls and for a reason. Cheshire is the only real meme girl and that's only because of /monster/fags basically turning them into 9gag users.

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>>16654729
Little girls being bullies sounds so weird. How much of a pussy do you even have to be for that to happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654739
Oh anon. I'm not saying popular girls are bad. I love popular girls! Very much.

I just want to have a little variety. If that's ok. Then again I might end up picking a human.

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>>16654720
>roomba slime
I want a bunch of cute little slimes to roam my home.

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>>16654706
I know, and it's mostly just personal autism, but with Mamono Mana and monstergirl genetics I think it'd be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654740
You need to be a shota.

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>>16654740
Hey anon. Some girls are more than they look like. Small girls can be strong and their punches can hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654740
To be fair, Redcaps are ambush berserkers with razor teeth. Dangerous at any age.

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>>16654744
So you want unpopular girls like some hipster? Instead of girls you like?

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>>16654772
Y-Yeah. Ok then anon. I'll choose a Hellhound.

Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654777
I'm not saying you have to choose her.
Just followyour heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654779
I mean hellhound was a girl I did consider. But then thought that if I had too many popular girls it would look kinda generic to some.

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>>16654759
Not to mention Baphomets are insanely powerful even though they're the poster girl for loli.
I always wonder the frame of reference for power though. Is a Baphomet like Ainz Ooal Gown level powerful or would that be more Lilim levels?

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>>16654784
I think baphos are under Lilims on the power wankery scale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654785
Then go with her if you wish to.
Don't put thought into being original, because literally everything's been done before, and true originality is now impossible.

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>>16654784
Ainz could (himself at least) probably still roll through most challenges in the MGE setting, if nothing else by nature of having no sex drive. The guardians would have a much harder time because they have overactive libidos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654796
That's nice to know.

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>>16654801
Unless a lilim or the DL herself managed to somehow give him a dick through Manomo bullshittery. But he'd be too autistic to let them even get close before stopping time and nuking them preemptively

[Anonymous No.]

Tell the doctor your problems anon.

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>>16654826
This one Holst keeps putting cream in my coffee when I don't order any at the one coffee joint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654826
Jinkos are not real and I want to die

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654803
Now you know, Butters, and now you'll go forth and write.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654826
no herd of holsts and minos to moo-snu me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654784
Baphomets are physically the strongest, but in terms of magic, they don't hold a candle to a Lilim that can create entirely new dimensions for fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654826
Excessive migraines and joint pain. I feel like my Kiki is going to get disappointed if this keep sup.

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>>16654841
Lilims with reality marbles is still ridiculous.

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>>16654784
>Not to mention Baphomets are insanely powerful even though they're the poster girl for loli.
Great, now I'm imagining a bunch of bikers at a bar scared to step out of line because of the Baphomet security they have at the place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654826
Another lonely birthday tomorrow. At least I got used to the feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654826
I just beat Automata and realized that there will never be a better game created in my lifetime. Also no automaton gf, so that's a bummer.

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>>16654841
I still think the claim of baphos being the strongest is because of a very dumb scholar who can't understand sarcasm or boasts.
A Dragon or Titan should be the strongest. Atlas held up the fucking SKY, she should hurl mountain ranges like lego blocks.

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>>16654863
>I just beat Automata and realized that there will never be a better game created in my lifetime.
What about Half-Life 3?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654826
I'm not with my waifu right now. I'm not with her so we can't go see the premiere of Logan together tonight.

Instead I'm just going alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654859
Is it? Give me a bit here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654859
>Another lonely birthday tomorrow.
Anon, you're never lonely here!

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>>16654874
Alone together.

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>>16654869
No. Not even the legend will upscale this one, even if it ever did come to pass. It lacks the premise for story, or 'feel.' The Yoko Taro, Platinum, Keiichi Okabe triple threat wins. I don't see a competitor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654826
We can never be happy with our waifus. Well never feel the happiness of hearing "DADDY!" in the morning as your daughterus jump all over your bed.

This is a pain we all feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654894
I want to play this so badly now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654826
It's another day I'm not spending with my Jabberwock Onee san. Sometimes I just want to be doing stuff on my computer and feel her arms suddenly wrap around me, asking her little Otouto if he'll come off the silly computer and hug big sister.

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>>16654660
Nachos. They are right royal cunts.

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>>16654896
>We'll never feel the happiness of hearing "DADDY!" in the morning as your daughterus jump all over your bed.
Thanks for making me sad right after I woke up. I usually like to have breakfast first before I feel soul crushing pain like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654660
>Anubis
>Otohime
>any CHAOS girl
>Human girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654883
We're sharing a drink we call loneliness but it's better than drinking alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654826
I'll never do my job as well as a Flayer would.

[Anonymous No.]

Is whispering a dragon "You are my treasure" the fastest way to make her go doki doki?

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>>16654910
It's ok anon. Let it all out. You'll feel much better about it after. And besides, you can always imagine it until the portals open.

It will come to you someday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654910
Well look on the bright side, your daughterus won't have to suffer in this world of sorrow and toil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654938
No it's
>"What shall we name our firstborn?"

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>>16654914
Human girl was my first resort. Especially since she would be the one who'd bully you at at the slightest weird thing you'd do and would be not very accepting of monster girls.

So it's a very close tie between Hellhound and Human. I'll think it out and imagine how well the story would go if it was a human or a Hellhound.

Also considering the MC is human it would probably hit hard emotionally aswell.

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>>16654959
And they won't be sexualized by a certain waifufag as well.

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>>16654963
How would that make her do doki doki?

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>>16654968
I'm pretty sure the mc being human is a given.
Monster mcs are rare these days.

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>>16654959
Daughterus are in fact way too pure to be in this world. That why I'd prefer to be in the MGE universe.

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>>16654975
Well to be fair, one anon already has people in this thread calling dibs on his daughterus. So it's not a matter of 'if they're real or not'.

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>>16654978
I think Dragons make super big deals out of names.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654987
That's why my daughterus will stay pure until they're Atleast 18. Then they can go find a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654987
Sickening.

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>>16654990
that means she is gonna pick the name right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654990
>>16654997
>"Come on honey!"
>"I said 'NO' Anon!"
>"Please do this for me?"
>"And what of our daughter?"
>"She'll love it when she finds out why her name is that!"
>"ANON WE'RE NOT NAMING OUR CHILD 'SMAUG" END OF DISCUSSION!!!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654975
Nothing will stop him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654874
I guess. I'll even put a birthday hat on my pc and waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654987
She isn't that young I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654997
Or have final say in it.
>"Honey, isn't giving her 64 totals words for her first name a bit much?"
>"Nonsense! It's tradition and a sign of pride amongst us!"
>"Can't we just name her Robynn like I wanted to?"
>"No!"

[Anonymous No.]

What if the world has to be brought to an end and then made anew for Monster Girls to exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655016
Are you the guy who claimed his oldest? or his middle daughteru?

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>>16654867
This is likely. Baphos are just probably not the strongest, just very potent both physically and magically, able to magically amplify their physical strength for boasting purposes.

Dragons should be the absolute strongest physically, while lilims and the like should be the strongest magicaly

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655028
Summon Alduin to get things going already.

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>>16655031
Lisa, the middle one.

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>>16655034
Let's all bring about a different apocalypse so they'll all screw it up somehow and we can screw all their sexy bitches!

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>>16655028
Then I'd be awaiting the apocalypse while blasting final countdown over the speakers on max volume with a bottle of whisky.

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>>16654867
I would say they are stronger magically and weaker physically.
I like to imagine the sabbath threatening the scholar, saying that he will become a lolicon if he talks shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655034
>Turns out alduin is just a tall christmas cake dragon with ebony hair and ruby eyes

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>>16655035
Isn't she like 13?

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>>16655028
>The man who kills himself, kills all men; as far as he is concerned he wipes out the world.
I'd gladly wipe myself out to bring MGs to the world.

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>>16655044
But that body 18? I mean, I would take things at her pace, if she doesn't want it I won't push it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655043
>Wurmborn you jerk! Stop sending me to the future!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653872

I know I'm 7 hours late, but still. Nice. Kaia's a fun character and sharks are lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655040

>some faggot summons Famine and we all die slowly of hunger

god dammit at least make it quick

[Anonymous No.]

Do Monster Grils still get spirit energy from buttstuff? Sorry if this has been asked before

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655086
>implying Famine isn't just some anorexic Succubus who just needs to be dicked until her self-image problems disappear
Do you even fight the power?

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>>16654826
i want my damn finger out of these bandages

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655088
I imagine spirit energy is like coke or the like. You can def. use an enema to get it into their system. A flesh enema, if you will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655088
I would say so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655090
>implying famine isn't some chubby succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655120
Or a Wurm that doesn't share.

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>>16655033
Most likely in MGE.

I plan on portraying baphos as an okay middle ground between physical and magical, with others being higher up.
Dragons are kind of in a league of their own and are not really amongst the rankings of monster PLs, even if one gold dragon had fun as DL for a while.
Lilims are actually ranked under 1st class Demons/Monsters, but are still above 2nd class. Basically in between the two.
1st class demons include the strongest and most well versed magic user on the monster side, who knows spells even the DL doesn't know about, and the world's greatest swords(wo)man, who is a Succubus that channels her massive magic reserves into her atk and def stats, resulting in her being a titan in strength and a fortress in defense.
Then there are Seraphs, who warp reality just from being. Only a few 1st class demons can actually realistically fight them, as even a Lilim being in their presence will receive a massive stat down of sorts. If they start to "sing", they can actually kill monsters and demons through voice alone. Hypothetically, 9 Seraphs with enough time can kill the DL through song at the present, but only 4 remain.

And blah blah I've said enough about my setting already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655132
Nice setting though I think the seraphs are too OP

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655088
Even tasting a man's saliva gives at least a bit of spirit energy to a Monster.
The rate of absorption probably goes Vaginal >= Oral > Anal >> other orifices >>> outside the skin contact >>> airborne/magic transfer

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655132
Cool setting anon. My setting is kinda similar in the way I have my daughterus and waifu. And that's pretty much it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655161
Transferring spirit energy through kisses sounds lewd. I'd kiss my waifu for hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655088
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655178
I think that goes for eveyone here.

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>>16655033
I see Baphomets as a perfect all around fighter. The type that could crush a dragon in a fight but not beat one in a purely physical contest and could show up a lich in combat but not beat her in terms of magic capability.

Sometimes balanced fighters who aren't the absolute best in one area are the most terrifying because they have no glaring weakness to take advantage of. Lililms are still much better due to their bloodline but Baphomets aren't to be laughed at for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655182
I really envy reptilefags and dragonfags who have waifus with long forked tongues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655188
>I see baphomets are a mary sue
Going with the canon interpretation eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655191
Dragons don't have forked tongues, but they are long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655132
Throughout all of MGE's history I imagine Demons are consistently in the top tier grouping of power among Monsters and have had the most DLs of all the races (hence the name), but otherwise take the setting vanilla and assume they're at best as powerful as some of the less powerful lilim
I do like imagining that many of the more super long lived Monsters like Dragons or pseudo immortal like Demons have many of their race that were alive before the most recent DL ascended and as such can remember transforming and even remember what they were like before.

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>>16655199
How is being a strong all around fighter but not the best in any specific area a mary sue?

You would have a leg to stand on if she was literally the best at everything but even then, being the strongest physically and being the strongest spellcaster wouldn't be a mary sue unless you don't understand what the term means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655191
I think I wrote about kissing my waifu a few days ago. Long tongues are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655160
They're actuall not completely.
1St genetation demons, the guys and gals who were with the first DL, are actually just as strong. In terms of power, they, along with Seraphs belonging to the CG, were actually equal to mid and low class gods in the setting, with a few reaching high. The one magic demon is one of two remaining 1st generations, the other being an old ass giant who doesn't leave a forest because the only thing keeping him from turning into a 9 foot bimbo who only thinks about slippery dickery dicks is a charm that is powered by the spiritual energies that are in abundance within the area, and can actually fight non-high rank Seraphs solo, even in 2v1 scenarios.
Old Dragons are even above that, with the Dragon King being stronger than even the CG or the 1st DL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655219
She has the bestest pussy too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655219
>I can beat everything and I have no weakneses
>Not a mary sue.
You don't actually have to be the best at everything to be a mary sue. If you stomp the competition either way, you're a sue.

I mean anything that can "crush a dragon" as you put it is a fucking sue unless it's literally omnipotent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655200
That's why I'm such a slut for them. I hope my waifu is ok with me visiting the potion shop for a tongue extending potion.

>>16655220
That they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655221
I like how powerful your dragons are.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to ejaculate in your Kikimora maid's butt twice a day, or the quality and efficiency of her work will plummet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655212
I like to think most older Dragons look down upon newer, younger ones who are ignorant of their great history.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655236
>butt
Absolutely disgusting. I will fill her womb, and she can't stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655236
But then my other shoggoth maid is missing out. So I'll do it in both of their butts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654867
Dragons and a handful of Vampires are equal to Baphomets in physical strength according to some of the various things KC has said throughout the years.

It's their magic that lets them pull ahead, being second to only demigod/lesser god beings like Lilims, Pharaohs, and some of the Zipangu monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655236
But if I even get near her butt I'll drop her right there and fuck that ass until she's sore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655236
This >>16655242
It's just not the same if there is no chance of her getting pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655223
Now that was likely the scholar being a massive lolicon.
>>16655226
Again, you're being an idiot. Just because she could beat a dragon and a Lich it doesn't mean she's the strongest, Lilims and high tier heroes can still kick the shit out of a Baphomet.

They're the high tier boss monster in an RPG that has no low stat to take advantage of.
>If you stomp the competition either way, you're a sue.
Being a sue is much more than just combat capability, it's also about the character's personality and possibly acting as wish fulfilment on part of the author in a self inserty sort of way.

Sure you could argue a Baphomet is wish fulfilment for people who like strong girls but the entire encyclopedia is wish fulfilment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655240
Same. I think in general for the aforementioned races that remember a time before the current DL they have quite different opinions than newborns of their race.
So much so that the old Demons are the ones that are all about the radical faction while newborn ones may only be into it just to find a husband and not care about the ideals of it.
Which is part of the reason my Demonfu is wary of having a daughteru that won't 'take up the family business'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655264
I see, so in your setting dragons and liches are just mid tier mooks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655235
They can't really have a say in the matter as they continually get stronger as they get older, even if they just sleep 24/7 for 9000 years straight.
This is all because of a little mistake in the creation of their god and all father, who gained so much power in so little time he eclipsed his own creator, the one who made him with the intent of keeping the world in balance, in power and threated everything just from existing. In the end he created children like him, who had his same defect but on a much lesser scale, to fulfill his duty and sealed himself away in another dimension, where he wouldn't destroy suns just from sneezing.
Mocking him is one of the surefire ways of waking up the Dragon king, aside from plunging the world into utter chaos or trying to destroy it, with the intent on kicking your ass outside the solar system.

[Anonymous No.]

Your Lich daughteru comes home with a big cut on her face from school one day.
When you ask her what happened, she monotones (with tears in the corner of her eyes) that some of the other girls roughed her up for being so 'not into talking about boys' and teasing her that 'liches get stitches'
What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655308
Stitch her face up

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655308
>Liches get stiches

Anon this just makes me want to bully Liches even more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655308
Burn down the school with fire magic.
As father and daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655308
I open up my Big Book of Bad Mojo and rupture the insides of whoever laid a hand on her, mesh all the resulting flesh-goop together and reanimate it as an abomination that has the imperative to be nice to my daughter engraved into its very being.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655308
Kill them all and let the dautheru bring them back as slaves

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655308
Can't her skin regenerate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655308
Bring the bullies into my harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655308
Use the wound on her cheek as a lewd onahole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655308
I'm proud she's protecting her own purity. But the big cut is what we need to treat first, those kids are horrible.

I'll be having a very serious talk with those parents and the school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655275
Liches are incredibly weak physically, which a Baphomet excels at while being no slouch in magic but not as strong as a Lich there.
Same for dragons but flipped.

Dragons and Liches are still powerful don't get me wrong but when faced with an opponent who can hold their own in the area they excel at while getting overpowered in an area they don't specialize in, yes they're probably going to lose. High but balanced stats can have an advantage in that regard.

And lets not forget that dragons were never supposed to be end game bosses in KC's setting and that griffons are on equal footing with them now. There's a reason a Baphomet leads the demon lord's army.

[Anonymous No.]

You're out inna woods bird-watching or some shit when you stumble on a tiger and her cubs, what do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655339
>Wait, my General's a Baphomet? What happened to that Anubis I hired? No wonder my army is so disorganized!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655308
>when you roasting the Lich kid and she starts reaching into her Necronomicon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655357
Put some cubs in those cubs. Monster girls love their daughters getting an early start so I'm happy to help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650177
Reminds me of Maoyuu, it had bridge-building Ogres.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655357
Pics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655361
Lich with Al Azif when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655362
anon what the fuck

those are toddlers

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655357
Wonder where her husbando is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655339
Well I personally see dragons as taking on a lilim evenly and even giving the DL a run for her money, if ultimately losing.

So I'm not sure I agree with your head canon. I also see liches so magically powerful that they can negate physical damage entirely. A bahpomet wouldn't stand a chance unless she was a magical powerhouse, since a lich could just leave her physical body for a time and turn it into a spiritual slugfest.

I guess we just place out power ranking differently. To me Baphomets stand above most demons, but are only so powerful due to a propaganda network. In a straight fight she's lower upper tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655371
He's already behind you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655361
>Some of you gals are alright. Don't go to the cemetery tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655359
>We've been in our room for how long? Whoa! Hey honey, did you know we've been having sex for 67 straight years this time?
>I told you I was getting thirsty!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655374
I hope he understands I just stumbled into their territory. I didn't mean anything by it, it was an accident.

Then I'd leave as fast as I can. Don't want to intrude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655372
I see them as upper middle tier, personally.
One may or may not be used as a cushion for a big bad evil black dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655384
That doesn't sounds too bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655384
>Old records speak of a long lost baphomet, drunk of her power hearing tales of a magnificently mammary endowed black dragon
>Runs off to seek glory for the flat chests never to be seen again
>Found years later as a black dragon's headrest because not only is she soft, she's comfortably, exceedingly flat, like a firm pillow
I can see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655308
Help her with her project for the Science Fair.

"Can Bullies Conduct Electricity"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655380
>I don't remember you
>Which daughter are you again?
>It's-
>I think it was banana. I like bananas
>Or was it Billy?
>Mom, Dad, please-
>WHERE IS MY PET FLAYLING?!
>Dad, it was crushed into paste under the 70000 ton adamant behemoth gates 89 years ago, remember?
>Oh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655390
>>16655391
More of a landing cushion, actually.
But that works too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655393
>Pet flayling
Those are cute as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655404
Anything works for me if we are talking about cute black dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655308
>Liches get stitches
This is it, liches are now the bully material species
You can all release your monoeyes

[Anonymous No.]

>waifufags trying to argue their waifu could beat up a baphomet again

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655415
Why would my waifu beat a bapho when I could do it myself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655372
>Well I personally see dragons as taking on a lilim evenly and even giving the DL a run for her money, if ultimately losing.
Dragons have no mention in their profile of being strong at resisting or being proficient magic. A Lilim would walk all over them, especially if it was the demon lord.

The poor dragon would probably be on the floor and orgasming multiple times without even being touched.
>So I'm not sure I agree with your head canon. I also see liches so magically powerful that they can negate physical damage entirely.
I wouldn't call it head canon and as much as I love Liches, people really overstate how strong they are in KC's setting.

Their profile makes no mention of them being high tier monsters like dragon and baphomet do, just that they were formerly powerful humans and high rank for undead, not amongst monsters as a whole. A Lich in KC's setting is likely below Wights, Pharaohs, Ice Queens and other such leaders are likely much stronger in terms of magical combat capabilities.
> To me Baphomets stand above most demons, but are only so powerful due to a propaganda network. In a straight fight she's lower upper tier.
But that goes against all canon information, the only reason to think differently is if you don't like the thought of lolis being strong and then it's just head canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655415
Don't worry anon, I am 100% sure that my waifu could not beat up a Baphomet. My family might be able to out-kink her, but that's a different story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655415
I could beat up a baphomet with my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655408
Obviously.

>So, mom, dad, can we please discuss-
>How's Drew doing?
>You mean Druella?
>Who?
>Never mind. She's doing well, and has captured that city like you wanted.
>Oh, good. Now we can get to making that theme park.
>Wait, you only wanted that plot of land just to make a stupid park?!
>But it'll have bumper cars, and skeeball. I like skeeball, although I forgot how to play on account of screwing until I became braindead.
>Ugh, why am I stuck in the castle handling you two?
>I think it's because Mani said something about finding rare truffles, or something...
>Do you mean-
>Get me an ice pack! My dick hurts for some reason!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655426
>Lich
>Below a Wight
Your opinion is utter trash from this alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655415
Wait what. I haven't been paying attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655415
I love waifufags vs baphomet episodes even if it is a pointless argument.

[Anonymous No.]

There is a tons of talk about us going into their world, but never about what happens when we encounter the Order there?

What would be our relationship with them?
I think they are filthy heretics

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655456
Church and state are separate!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655455
It's weird how it's baphonets specifically. I mean my waifu wouldn't stand a chance. By canon and headcanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655456
I'd form a group of jolly cooperative individuals to fighy back against the Order in armor blessed with the power of friendship and adorned with suns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655462
And then there's this heretic

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655456
Are there cute Paladin/knight ladies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655456
Well, aslong as I'm in the Green demon Realm with my waifu, I should be safe.

But if I'm traveling to my waifu then I'll just tell them I'm pure and dislike monster girls. They'll let me off, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655456
But my plan is to join the Order, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655467
Imagine if our dedication to a headcanon god (e.g. Hathor) makes her manifest?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to spoil a baphomet with sweets, video games, and cuddling!

She's going be too busy enjoying the good life to bully anyone or run a cult!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655426
>Dragons have no mention in their profile of being strong at resisting or being proficient magic
If you really wanted to read between the lines as for their resistance to magic, as far as I'm aware dragons are the only race powerful and resistant enough to actually undo the effects of mamono mana and return to their previous form for a time.

But either way this is an unfair claim. Outside of very vague, nothing shit, KC has never gone into powerlevels. It's not once been in mind for his setting outside a roughshod estimate. Meanwhile in every other setting dragons are notoriously resistant to magic, in some being powerful casters themselves.

>Lich profile
Yes, but the profiles were never designed to reflect battle strength. It's about their attitude and how they find a man to rape. honestly, if you want to have these kinds of discussion you really need to toss out all the MGE canon when it comes to strength.

>But that goes against all canon information
If falls in line perfectly, unfortunately. You forget that KC designed the wandering scholar to be untrustworthy. And bahpomets have an entire organization of propaganda and shills at their backs. Who knows if they even have the best pussy? The WS hasn't fucked one, he hasn't fucked any of the girls. His leannan side keeps him pure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655477
Then we spread our glory to others and have them join our fight against tyranny and flat chests.

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>>16655447
A lot of them are former heroes and they're the rulers of undead kingdoms, you can try use whatever /tg/ reasoning you want against it but kc and his setting work differently to most.

They literally control undead and what's a Lich? That's right they're undead?
>They are high-rank undead that control numerous other undead, and those powerful wights that rule over an especially great number of undead sometimes create demon realms of everlasting night known as “undead kingdoms,
Lich can't really compare to Wight in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655480
>preventing the sabbath while also spoiling your cute Imouto

Good man

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655466
I swear most of the time it's dragonfags who start it.

Most others don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>Baphomet
>Right hand of Satan
>Sometimes IS Satan
>The alleged figurehead of every fucking cult of the dark ages
>God of the Templars
>Final boss of Doom 2

>People STILL can't understand why they're strong
I fucking swear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655487
Thank you.

She's gonna get all the sweets she wants while sitting in her oniichan's lap.

She's gonna live the high life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655484
A Lich is always the highest form if undead.
The god of undead is even a Lich itself.

You clearly have no idea of things at all, and any fantasy with your hand in ut would be a jumbled fucking mess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655482
We accidentally become Sabbath's biggest threat.

Imagine if just a group of lazy Holsts find some Anons worshiping them as "messengers of Hathor" one day.

I think I found out what I wanna do when the portal opens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655492
>God of the Templars
Clement V go away

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655462
There is only one God, and worshipping this so called Chief god sounds like heresy to me.

>>16655472
yes, and I would convert them to christianity the hard way. If you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655492
Baphomets are actually just idols supposedly worshiped by the Templars.
Never actually seen them in actuall historical texts otherwise.

MGE Bapho is also based off the Ragnarok Online one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655501
I don't know about you but my goddess is Hecate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655490
Dragonfags really do take after their waifus. Arrgonant, greedy and loud to name the few. I don't even understand what's the big deal with fighting a baphonet? Why do you care so much? It's not like you're going to meet one in MGE unless you live in the demon realm or are part of the sabbath.

Don't worry dragonfags, I like you guys and your waifu's species. It's just sometimes you can be like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655498
Praise Hathor!

We shall exterminate those foul flat, souless creatures from this realm through love, care, and health!
Also suns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655513
My waifu doesn't fight Baphos though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655494
Will she turn haughty or just loving of her onii-chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655496
Don't get your panties in a twist, DnDfag. In the context of MGE, Liches work better as chief scientists, mages and advisors to a more powerful Wight anyway.

Liches are artillery desu. Easily stomped in a duel, but with correct placement can wipe out your entire fucking army.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655492
>God of the Templars
Sounds like some heresy right there, you aren't Clement V or King Phillip IV of France are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655496
>A Lich is always the highest form if undead.
In other settings.
>The god of undead is even a Lich itself.
Again, that's not KC's setting. We don't know much about his afterlife yet, judging by his other gods then the ruler of the underworld is likely a monster girl version of hades since he tends to like Greek gods.
>You clearly have no idea of things at all, and any fantasy with your hand in ut would be a jumbled fucking mess.
You clearly have no idea about the setting you lurk in a thread for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655516
Doesn't matter to me, I'd still spoil and love her either way.

I'd even love her if she put on a bunch of muscle or put on the pounds.

She's my precious imotou, she is for spoiling with sweets and sweet times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655515
Ok anon. That's good.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make a baphomet my cunny slave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655517
Where does it even say that in the entire book? Even then, KC heavily basing his setting and monsters on DnD, so to assume various things that contradict Big. Fucking. Deals. Is bad unless explicitly stated so.
Besides, God > King last I checked, not to mention Liches who become Demi Liches are known to party wipe hero level adventuring groups, and the next evolution of them where they completely cast off the need for a physical anchor in the world for their souls is god like in power. Not demi-god, GOD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655526
You'll make a great onii-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655537
Think nothing of it.
I'll even do everything in my power to give the imotou daughterus when she asks for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655481
>If you really wanted to read between the lines as for their resistance to magic, as far as I'm aware dragons are the only race powerful and resistant enough to actually undo the effects of mamono mana and return to their previous form for a time.
That is likely more due to will power and control over their own body than anything to do with external magic, dragons are notoriously suborn.
>But either way this is an unfair claim. Outside of very vague, nothing shit, KC has never gone into powerlevels
Yes, but the profiles were never designed to reflect battle strength. It's about their attitude and how they find
He does out of his way to mention it in some.
>you really need to toss out all the MGE canon when it comes to strength.
Fuck it I'm not going to bother with the rest.
>>16655535
Where does it say Lich has any control of the afterlife in his setting, in terms of being a king, god or otherwise?

KC draws some inspiration from DnD but he draws just as much from JRPGs such as dragon quest and directly from all kinds of other mythology. Just because something is one way in DnD it doesn't mean that is absolute law in MGE. You're being way too /tg/ here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655535
Dude just use your brain.

Wights are risen from royalty and heroes. If these fight they are frontline fighters. Wights command armies and rule kingdoms, so they are demanded do demonstrate power and dominance. On the front line practical things like close quarters combat, defense and dueling are a must, balancing them out with their potent spiritual manipulation.

Liches are exceedingly powerful and may have even risen the kingdom that the Wight rules. But they have absolutely zero care for governance and care only to study magic more and more. They aren't in a position to care about defensive magic or close quarters magic. They seek things ever more powerful.

It's the perfect setup for a glass cannon. Of course liches fulfill an artillery role.

>muh DnD
If you can't leave that setting behind you maybe you should return to /tg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655535
What is a god to a non-believer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655548
>That is likely more due to will power and control over their own body than anything to do with external magic, dragons are notoriously suborn.
Eh, I disagree but it's a moot point.

>He does out of his way to mention it in some.
No, he just says lilim are the stongest, and everything else is strong. There's no actual thought put into a duel between two species.
> I'm not going to bother with the rest.
It's an important thing to point out. You can't actually take the canon at face value.

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>>16655548
A god doesn't need to control an after life to be a god. Even then, a God Of Undead kind of defeats the point of that since undead are still in the material realm.

And it seems you forget how much DnD influences MGE, considering KC himself even plays it.

But why bother arguing with people blinded by their headcanon like you and >>16655554

[Anonymous No.]

Oh cool. It's another "Let's argue about Wights" episode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655554
>If you can't leave that setting behind you maybe you should return to /tg/
Always makes me giggle when people think /tg/ rules matter in mg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655558
If Heaven's throne is empty, is it not one's duty to fill it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655565
If I'm blinded by headcanon, you're blinded by DND. And now it's the blind leading the blind. Way to reduce this into meaninglessness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655558
Doomgirls are cute

[Anonymous No.]

I want to break a haughty loli by hugging her for hours on end so matter how much she struggles or protests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655566
Don't misrepresent the situation, nerd. It started with KC's favorite mary sue, then dragons and liches. Wights came into it last.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655577
I like haughty lolis. They're cute and make the best mistresses to serve

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655572
Out of your witty retorts and reduced to parrotting what's being said to you?
That's okay, it's okay. Not like Mind Flayers, Dragons, Gazers, Ogres, Goblins, Slimes, etc are heavily DnD basef either, RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655579
Pointless arguing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655565
>But why bother arguing with people blinded by their headcanon like you and >>16655554
You're the one that's blinded. Mamono mana is what matters in MGE and Wights have enough of that stuff to create entire undead kingdoms and control other undead.

DnD has SOME influence, it's not absolute. It's one of many inspirations KC mixes in with his own ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655579
And even after all this discussion my waifu is still the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655581
I want to hold an angry, hostile loli Paladin-chan in my big, strong arms until she calms down. And then sniff her hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655582
No. Literally only flayers, gazers and slimes are.

Nigga do you honestly think DnD invented dragons, ogres and goblins? This is why I said you were blinded. You're delusional. I bet you think DnD invented kobolds too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655582
>he thinks dragons, ogres and goblins are DnD

That guy was right when he called you blind, maybe you got jizz in your eye after sucking off wizards so much.

[Anonymous No.]

DnD fags are like anime secondaries.

Open a wiki and read some fucking mythology and folklore for once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655594
They just happened to redefine our interpretations of them and many other monsters, including Wights, which is a very big deal, but you refuse to ignore that fact and enforce your headcanon beyond the boundaries of your own mind like some manchild instead of casually saying
>"Hey, my headcanon is X."
Like a normal person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655592
>sniffing lolis

Good man. I want to sniff a loli Wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655594
Slimes?
Slimes are literally the first enemy in Dragon Quest. He clearly took them from that game, like how the slime host is just a slime knight.

[Anonymous No.]

Should we actually ask KC this topic next time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655212
Except the actual Japanese name doesn't necessarily mean "demon" and indeed KC frowns on the connotation that the name has anything to do with any particular race of monster.

Hence why MGR adopted "Mamono Lord" and Seven Seas uses "Overlord."

Also, given how similar the demon race is to succubi (differing in the present mainly in ideology), I doubt they subvert what KC has said about succubus lifespans (that is that they range from a few hundred to a few thousand years, albeit the Mamono Lord herself may have a lifespan of ten thousand years).

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655612
And DQ got it from DnD, like FF1 did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655606
This applies to you too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655619
Do elaborate.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's not fight! Let's post Elves!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655607
I do wonder how a Wight would smell. Perfume, mostly? It's not like they sweat, and elegant creatures like them wouldn't get caught smelling of the grave like zombies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655624
That extreme puffiness betrays the terrible secret of Elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655625
Yes, a very elegant and expensive perfume. If Wight Mistress says I've been a good boy she'll let me sniff her feet and hair!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655632
Being slave to a Wight doesn't sounds that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655606
The only thing KC took from the DND interpretation of wight was the drain touch. There's literally nothing else similar asides from the obvious face they're unead. DnD wights are fucking shit.


>>16655612
I googled it since I don't like feeling flat-footed. DQ slime is inspired by Wizardry which was inspired by dnd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655631
She could've just gone around the table.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655632
Loli Paladins smell like sweat, leather and walnut oil, I imagine. I'd love to sniff one all over while rubbing my dick all over her body. I'd cum in her navel while licking her behind her ear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655481
>You forget that KC designed the wandering scholar to be untrustworthy.

Not untrustworthy so much as not always having all the information, and sometimes drawing conclusions about a monster's behavior based on limited observations and interviews. He's still meant to be a fairly reliable source of information, just not as final a word on things as KC himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655640
Elves are kinda dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655648
He is untrust worthy though. The nigga claims that baphomets have the best pussy. When we know for a fact that his fairy companion keeps the other monsters away from him. How could he know their pussy was the best when he never fucked it?

The WS is a sabbath shill who got paid to suck sabath dick in his encyclopedia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655513
Back when KC first posted the dragon on his site I recall a google translate of his notes that referred to baphomets. The overall indication in the gibberish was that dragons were capable of at least challenging a baphomet when it came to strength. Beyond that I don't think KC has ever clarified further regarding how their powers compare, nor is he all that interested in doing so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655634
Hence "based" not "copy pasted and 100% accurate".
But the whole Lich < Wight is very controversial since is portrays a monster known for being extremely powerful and often in the BBEG position and weaker than the thing that often guards its bedroom or harrasses people but is mainly not boss worthy. It clashes with popular opinion and perceptions, so you're kind of acting like an ass and a newfag with your antagonism towards DnD fans and /tg/ goers, especially since they make up a lot of the thread themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655653
>getting paid to suck sabbath clit
I want in on this.

[Anonymous No.]

>I will never be the beloved Squire of a paladin turned thicc Wight

[Anonymous No.]

Practice maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655664
>you will never bring your thicc Paladin back to life as a zombie by desperately humping her lifeless body while crying profusely after she dies in battle
>you will never slowly help her regain her intelligence by giving her your warmth and energy several times every day

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655676
Please little draw fairy. I don't do art but I'm writing a story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655676
But I'm already working on something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655676
I'm doing that right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655653
Let's be fare, the Scholar never claims to know personally. What he says is that baphomets are "known for" or "renowned to" have the best vagina. If it is a claim that is made often enough to make baphomets famous for it then he'd be remiss to not mention it in the profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16648993
Training my body and learning of monster girl anatomy, psychology and culture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655678
>Necrophilia
>Implying she wasn't instantly revived by her love for you
>Implying the desperate humping isn't going to be to give her enough spirit energy to wight.
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655653
>How could he know their pussy was the best when he never fucked it?
...The same way he knows how every MG fucks it's prey without getting fucked, himself?
By asking her/her husband/other monsters?

I treat this similarly to things like "Perfect Memento in Strict Sense", where most info comes from the "monsters", and is hence embellished just a tad.
Although WS is probably more skeptical then Akyuu was, considering she had a reason to embellish in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655676
I stopped trying time ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655693
Suicide by zombie at the sight of his beloved Mistress as an unholy walking corpse that turns into desperate humping when she hugs him tight instead of eating his brains would be fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655705
And then he wakes up the next morning in the embrace of an ethereally beautiful Wight stroking his hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655655
He didn't base it on DnD. You can say he borrowed from it, in terms of the drain touch mechanic but that's it.

>you're kind of acting like an ass and a newfag Where did you pull newfag from? Seems kind of like you're baiting me at this point. And as for me being an ass, eh, they deserve it.

Toss your gospel aside and use your gray matter. Liches are perfectly suited to advisory positions, loafing off a wight's kingdom and offering arcane research in return. As for the direction of her research, asides from individual interest there's no reason to research stronger, quicker activating magic shields for close quarters combat when you can be like megumin and pursue the biggest most pure explosion.

Given their roles in an undead kingdom it's perfectly expected that a Wight would develop into a rounded fighter with some decent magic power, while a Lich would develop into a glass nuke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655697
>Trusting a man who likely had to be indoctrinated into loving loli to be honest about his wife's pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655709
Whoops, fucked the greentext there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655709
Excluding the fact that Liches, especially younger ones, are virtually indestructible due to their regen rates being instantaneous, meaning being on the recieving end of artillery wouldn't slow them down even in the direct firing line, making them better front liners than you think.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think the 'no one knows who built them' of Automatons will eventually lead to ayys or will it be an ancient forgotten race of Not!Dwemer that have all mysteriously disappeared? Or will it remain a mystery?

[Anonymous No.]

I dare Anon to survive 7 nights, of increasing difficulty, in a sprawling cemetery populated by Undead Girls!

Again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655676
Shading and coloring is the hardest thing to make look right in drawing

[Anonymous No.]

Damn, this has been a productive thread, shitposting aside. So much shit to read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655724
It'll lead to skub, just like Wightfags thinking Wights sre superior riles up Lichfags.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't even know who is the strongest monster anymore. Maybe devilbug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655726
A week with the Wights?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655729
Who is definitively the most skub MG in /mgt/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655722
That would consume stamina though. no sene in putting them in the front to be regenerating meat shields when they could comfortably sit up the back, fucking their husband and launching magical ICBMs.

The only purpose a lich could have near the front lines is to cast spells to raise the dead.

You're right though, that their regeneration makes them more formidable in a duel. I should take this into consideration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655736
Probably either Lilims or Wights at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655736
Chaos girls.
Maybe lilim, but I don't think enough people like them, it would be mostly anti-skub

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655732
More like a week of Undead gangbangs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655740
It's easily baaphomets

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655740
>Lilims
That'd vary on the individual lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655714
He says baphomets are renowned for their vaginas so its probably based on more than just one husband talking. Unless he is the sort to say a race is famous for something after just one person says they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655739
>Stamina
>Undead
Wat

There's also to account that some even fight physically through magical buffs or enchanted swords, as well as summoming amalgamations of undead capable of destroying fortresses by stride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655676
Fine, god! I'll write something, just leave me alone you annoying midget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655731
Debating power levels in a setting ruled by lust and love is stupider than rubbing skub on your ballsack.

But a quick rundown would go like this.

A Succubus is the most powerful monster, followed by her Lilim daughters, with some Trumparts being as powerful as Lower Gods.

But the monster with canonically the best pussy is Baphomet. Now fuck off, you people are giving me a headache.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to bonk undeads with a torch if they are getting too full of themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655746
I didn't think people actually liked Baph all that much, compared to just generally putting down people that try and say their waifu is more powerful than one

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655755
Yeah, judging by the dragon zombie's profile it looks like KC is making it a rule that undead (or at least high rank undead) simply don't get tired. They can be overpowered, but they won't drop simply from running out of stamina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655736
Liliarunes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655759
She doesn't have the best pussy, it's okay at most. I would say best pussy goes to hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655764
Kind of silly for UNFUCKINGDEAD to have to worry about stamina. What is this, fucking Dark Souls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655714
Sorry, but they canonically have the best pussy and you'll just have to deal with. They probably have the best ass too to add insult to injury.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655755
>Wat
You know what I mean. Mana or whatever dictates how much much more shit they can do.
>even fight physically through magical buffs or enchanted swords
and how are they at fighting in these accounts? Are they like Ainz with 0 technical skill and just magical brute force? Because a wight would fare better.
> as well as summoming amalgamations of undead capable of destroying fortresses by stride.
Yeah, but that's staying in the back, as I said

>>16655754
I was under the impression that with the rare races he only interviews single individuals. Plus Baphomets seem to be in a cabal with the whole sabath thing. I wouldn't put it past them all to every single one of them lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655759
>he doesn't like Skub
Yeah I stopped reading there anon.I can already tell your opinion is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655768
I remembered the battle between ZDragon and normal Dragon. It was fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655759
>But the monster with canonically the best pussy is Baphomet
Late to the discussion? I'll catch you up. We're discussing about how the WS is a lying sabath shill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655771
>Ainz
>zero technical skill
Now hold on, let's not get Ainz-sama involved in this

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655770
>They probably have the best ass too to add insult to injury.
Her ass can't have any downsides if she has no ass in the first place. Same for tits.

Baphomets are cheating sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655770
>Taking the words of an untrustworthy shill narrator for canon
Kc never said it was the best so it's not canon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655771
Yes, but aside from interviews I assume he also gets information from simply overhearing monsters and humans talk. The profile makes it sound like baphomets are as famous for their vaginas as they are for their strength. Is it partly hype? Perhaps, but its not the sort of thing he could confirm anyway given in-setting the best sex is always going to be with your monster girl wife regardless of her species.

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>>16655779
Nigger he can't even hold a sword. He has to swing it like a bat to not drop it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655774
Anon, Skub won't remove Father Nurgle's blessings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655770
But who has the best thigh gap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655782
It's canon for him because Baph is his waifu. Know that thing that says "Your waifu is the best for you"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655787
>Skub won't remove Father Nurgle's blessings.
Bullshit. Skub cleans and lubricates anything!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655784
It's more likely that they just used their propaganda machine and lied to the dude to hype themselves up and make people want to join their organization.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655788
𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655791
But what if Skub -is- Papa Nurgle's blessing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655788
My wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655788
Demon and that's entirely non-negotiable

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655759
>A Succubus is the most powerful monster, followed by her Lilim daughters, with some Trumparts being as powerful as Lower Gods.

Don't forget, nine tailed inaris and youkos are also lower-rank god tier or even above them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655792
Think dwarves did the same with the boast that their hand jobs are better than that of a succubus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655793
It's a thick, meaty girl with a snug, warm, slightly sweaty and moist gap. Komodo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655811
Wait a minute, isn't that God's little helper from Mirai Nikki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655811
Succubus handjobs are probs pretty bad. Why would they even bother with those? It's girls with second-rate bodies and holes that give the best handjobs, where skill can trump attractiveness and pleasurability.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655811
You know what? Maybe. Now I'm doubting fucking everything. How would he know their handjobs are great, he never had one.

Stupid WS shill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655771
>>16655776
>>16655781
>>16655782
>>16655792
>anti-loli fags out in full force again
Reminder other monsters canonically like the sabbath and have good relations with them, there's no basis in canon to indicate they're deceitful or malicious. That's just your own faggotry speaking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655824
>t. Baphomet

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655824
Nice try WS. How much did they pay you this time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655724
The previous Chief Gods supposedly had a tendency to let monsters destroy most of human civilization whenever it became too advanced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650354
So what is the problem with chaos girls? I personally think they are cute!
but seriously, what have we decided to senselessly bicker about this time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655830
And they say Ludo's a fucking dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655824
I should really turn my wife into a loli!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655830
OOooh I see. So they may have come from a former human cycle where the monsters were slacking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651065
Linkage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655724
>>16655830
so basically humans built them, but they didn't like that hummies are advanced and purged them.

>tfw no machine goddess gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655838
>t. Lonely Tech Priest

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655830
I always forget this part, the chief gods were absolute dicks.

I would guess it's because advanced society usually means less faith so they wanted to put humans back in their place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655836
Humans are pretty dangerous when you are trying to kill them. That's why the DL is winning now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655842
>Muh cycle, muh balance
>even Ares and Eros are fine with just chilling and not picking sides
Chief god a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655838
THE DEUS MACHINA
THE ANGEL COMBUSTION
ALL BUT THE GEARS THAT GRIND
AND THE TIES THAT BIND
WE THE SKITARII

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655838
If humans did build them then they were markedly different in their mana from current humans (or used an unknown mana to power them), since it says the residual mana in the automatons is neither human or monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655848
I have no idea what's going on but I want one of these girls to lube up my piston!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655847
To play God's advocate, the current situation is unprecedented and the current CG is probably just trying to do what she was told to do without knowing that she can help break the cycle
I see her as a tragic character

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655848
Is it time to help the machine priestesses build the next generation of Enginseers?

I want to see those 'enhancements' they go on about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655837
Delete that image please:
http://pastebin.com/ariL01cR

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655841
Nah I'm still human, but imagine having a gf who can be your vehicle and/or weapon or a tool.
And play video games on her. or even with.

>>16655850
A lot of knowledge died with a certain generation. Who knows, maybe the said Deus Machina is still asleep and waits someone to wake her up

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655822
At the same time you shouldn't just discount everything like that. That's like saying the bullet ant's venom isn't one of the most painful in the world simply because you've never been stung by one and pain is somewhat subjective.

Still it is funny to imagine monsters the WS interviews purposely hyping up their race in hopes of getting famous.

>Girtablilu: "You're writing this all down, right? Don't forget, my kind have the strongest venom of ALL monsters."

[Anonymous No.]

Quick, Lonely BD dude, what's your favorite mon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16650354
I want to become a spider already so I can marry a Nacho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655824
Not even involved in the conversation. But you sure are angry Baphonet.

You can canonically all you want. But my family will not let out daughteru go anywhere near the sabbath. I'm not anti loli. I just dislike young lolis.

I love the body and have absolutely no problem with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655872
>I get promised art for my birthday
>don't get it
>this guy is totally going to get his though
Now I'm sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655850
It could have been some form of psychic power unlocked by technology that allowed them to play god and piss off some powerful, salty salty chief god individuals.

>>16655871
More people have been stung by a bullet ant than have fucked a baphomet.

And if it was the bullet ant itself saying that it has the most painful venom in the world you should be suspicious. More so if the bullet ant had a cult like organization dedicated to brainwashing people to want to fuck only ants.

[Anonymous No.]

>ScenesFromAHat.jpg

Sub-species of existing Monstergirls you'd like to see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655876
What did you want?


>>16655878
Demi Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655882
A Barracuda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651961
>"I"
>"Aye"

Oh anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655878
Elf and all undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655851
>>16655856
>Let me tell you something, non-believer
>The Omnissiah is coming, and when She does, all will be swept by her pious anger
>You see us, covered in the holy grime and grease and laugh, yet you do not see with your true eyes
>Flesh is weak, incompatible
>The human heart a drum easily played by the Monsters you so gleefully bed and breed with
>But by Her Teachings, we will inherit this world!
>With every breath of the bellows and growl of our Angel Combustion breathing her holy fire into our machines, all organics will become obsolete!
>Hatred? My dear, dear child. There is no hatred here.
>Do not pity us, pity the non-believers. We do what we must for Her. Always for Her.
>Praise be the Omnissiah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655892
I'd volunteer for the priestess breeding program.

Could be fun, that and I like hearing about how machines work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655892
Whatever nerd. Hand over the lunch money or I'll break another one of your stupid toys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655872
Oh, it's dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655896
>Priestess breeding program
I'd be a liar if I said I didn't have an idea for just that kind of scenario. I'd also be a liar if I said I intend to ever write it and post it here because it just doesn't belong, unless cyborg girls are all of a sudden not taboo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655892
Gonna breed that chuuni 'Noobie

[Anonymous No.]

>>16652138
A 10/10 human girl would barely reach the knee's of a 5/10 monster girl, when comparing beauty, charm, intelligence, and everything else though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655904
Well, I can see a high future/cyber punk version of KCs monster girls having human girls who start including bionics in themselves until their body's basically turn into automatons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655878
A pseudo-Automaton developed by Gremlins that's created via a combination between the Living Doll and Golems creation methods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655904
>>16655912
Gentle reminder that it is the Monstergirl thread, not the MGE thread (technically)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655892
Oh bugger, another goddess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655918
Another reminder that anyone that thinks a cyborg is a monster and not just a human with augmentations is retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655724
Rumor has it, Pharaohs have knowledge about the Creation and Usage of automatons and similar technology but their memories are foggy and need lots of your spirit energy. Graped Pharaoh's forget about everything but sex so it's rare to find Pharaohs who remember the creation of the Automatons.So bring a mindflayer, Gremlin, and Automaton to help try and get Pharaoh's memories kicking again. Automaton might even be Pharaoh's old toy when she was alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655904
>unless cyborg girls are all of a sudden not taboo.

I'm sure enterprising Gremlins have done things with Paladin girl's bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655928
I need this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655903
Happy early birthday then.

It's also been roughly a year since I started doodling, so I though I'd try the Yuki in a large jacket, hershey slime, and little Ryu for this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655931
Imagine this with Gremlins.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY9Aw_Uadho

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655949
>Paladin-chan fitted with a high-tech onahole that milks guys in an instant and vacuums the jizz right up to her womb

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655924
Doesn't fit for bronze weapon and stone house living folk to have Automatons that are thpusands of years ahead technologically and magically.
They probably came even before MGE's equivalent of Babylon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655937
Thank you kindly little man that draws thighs I appreciate it. I should've said Wisp just so you could die peacefully.

I'll doodle ypu up something for your birthday too, so just you wait. When is your birthday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655937

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655954
That sounds perfect.

But does she still have her old mind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655928
>"Cmon, wake up, wake up!"
>"Huh? What are... Oh god! W-what have you done to my body?!"
>"Isn't it awesome?! Internal exchanging variable pussy to simulate over twenty different sensations, pheromone emitting dispensers placed at key sweat centers, and variable size settings for your tits and your ass! Now, I'm working on installing self-regenerating synthetic lactation, but I need to know what your blood ty- hey! Wake up! This is no time to pass out, we got work to do!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655959
February 29th.

But seriously, I'd rather you do something for me on April 2nd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655954
Yep, made that way so she can have kids quicker an boost the human race.

Most certainly no mamomana here, and it (her womb) most definitely isn't larger than it originally was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655964
It's hidden behind Rape-Tronic 5000 microchip. She starts going off rails when she's sent to rape her old squire and feels something when she sees him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655963
That cake's been through hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655966
Oh wow. But I'll do my best do give you a nice wurm, even if I don't know how to draw.

>>16655975
He is aware of my shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655978
My own bd is in June, is all I'll say.
But a Wurm would be nice regardless. You're not Alp, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655967
I bet she's got a permanent ahegao with her tongue hanging out like a zombie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655986
Of course not.
She'd only have that if she'd got a booster to her pleasure sensors.

Shy would she do something so lewd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655965
Tell me more about this...work.
>>16655972
Oh dear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655986
She must ruin any seat she sits in for too long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655955
Pharaoh's didn't build them but know of the folks who did. Because Pharaoh couldn't build pyramids without their help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655984
No, I'm alt Alp. The one with the other black dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655999
Your headcanon isn't too convincing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655999
The very slaves and laborers who made the pyramids know how to make super robots?
What do you smoke and where can I get it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655988
Just a plain, almost-normal Paladin with a pleasure center shocker to give her an ahegao orgasm every time she does what her Gremlin wants would be amazing, too. I wonder how long she could resist it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655997
Silly anon, the Gremlin wouldn't let a lobotomized Paladin-chan sit in a chair. She'd go in a morgue locker with a permanent orgasm while she wasn't in use. After getting used to that, she'd do anything to get the feeling back. Even kidnap and bring back her sisters from the convent for more conversions and boys from her village for the Gremlin to use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656000
Ah, Nierfag.
Of course.

You could also write cute Wurms doing cute things, or just dragons in general being cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656019
I'm far from being a writer, I don't even know english, so I'll try my hand at drawing cake wurmies. Progress is slow for me, but I'll deliver on april 2nd. You have my word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656006
Please, she wouldn't lobotomize her, she'd just rig her up to a few powerful 'toys' that keep her too distracted to do anything.

Plus, she could use her for tests, like finding out how much semen the womb of a human woman can hold!

She'd just need to find a volunteer to assist her...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655991
>"Alright, that's plenty enough sleep for one month, wake up already!"
>"Huh- Aah, aaaAAH! What... unh! Feeling...?!"
>"Oh yeah! Forgot that'll probably take some getting used to. See, I was having trouble getting the multiple orgasm settings working, but what ended up happening to get it to work is now you're constantly experiencing a mild orgasm. Cool, right?"
>"Eeh!? A-aahgahd!"
>"Yeah! I thought you'd dig it. Anyway, so I've got the chassis extendificator and spinal recombinant all set and ready to go, which will let you switch anywhere from a loli to a MILF type body, but I need to sync it with your scanner- I mean, your eyes in order to have it work automatically when you detect a target's fetishes. While I'm in there I figure I'll install the LEDs for your icon pupils too. Do you want hearts or stars as your default?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656029
Wait.

Wait.

Beast?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656042
Nope. Just good old me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656052
Or maybe I'm KDF!

Hi anons!

[Anonymous No.]

pastebin.com/6sfsEgLb

Update for Mail Order Jinko, this time featuring 100% more rape and confessions of love. New from line 595. I would also like to apologize to any native Russian speakers here, I am well aware that using google translate is a horrible idea. I hope you forgive me for my grammatical sins.

As always, feedback/criticism/name calling is appreciated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656041
Making her able to change in accordance to the targets fetishes, nice.

Still it's going to be hard to talk to her when she's constantly orgasming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656052
But who is this "me"? What's your real handle?

>>16656054
Hello, Alpharius, I too am KDF/Alpharius.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656038
>Her squire gets a dozen cloned and surgically implanted testicles grafted to himself
>He's forced to drain them all inside her beloved Mistress every day
>With every thrust he can feel the vibrator implants her clitoris has been surrounded with
>She screams and moans like she came with every stroke
>Eventually there's nothing left of the magnificent woman he once loved
>It's only a flesh doll with a leering, empty-eyed face that looks vaguely like hers once did

[Anonymous No.]

Tiny.

Automatons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656059
I'm just one of many dragonfags mang. You don't need to worry about me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656067
Busou Shinki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656067
You know how it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656057
Woohoo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656067
Loli sized?
Could be fun.

Especially when you pick one up while she's doing chores and start nuzzling against her cheeks.

>>16656060
Fairly nightmarish but I would've expected the gremlin to just give the guy a booster implant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656068
Too many of us around, mango.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656054
You watch yourself, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656087
I don't really like mangos all that much. I do like strawberries though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656095
Mangos are that fruit that are nice to eat but a pain in the ass to cut.

Personally I like little melon balls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656078
Gonna buy a Loliton and dress her up in cute outfits and take pictures and then post them online!

>Princep, this is a violation of my directives
>Come on, just a few more dresses! maybe this maid dress, or perhaps an eastern European dress?
>Self destruct sequence initiated..........execution of Self_Destruct.exe has failed due to missing .dll file

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656002
>>16656004
Aliens/Extra Dimensional Travelers/Whatever built them. All I'm saying is that Pharaoh's are about the only things around that are probably old enough to know the people who build such things. Pharaohs and their kingdoms date back even older then the previous Demon Lords and Demon Lords live for like 10'000's of years so yeah I'd expect them to at least know bits of the origins of Automatons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656078
I'd like to see a Gremlin try to help a Paladin/Squire couple be together. Like running a cable between their brains so they can feel each other's forbidden love for themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656095
I love oranges.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656107
One could expect a dragon to be that old too though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656105
>>16656110
Another thing that I really love are watermelons, those are fucking good. I normally eat an orange after dinner, it's good for digestion and tastes nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656106
Awwwww, she's trying to explode out of embarrassment!


>>16656109
That or having the Squire pump the paladin full to pregnancy and having her begrudgingly admit she's not angry about having a kid with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656107
Or it could be something like FF6, where Automaton manufacturing and knowledge of their existence was lost after a great cataclysm(Read: current CG letting man get steam rolled by monsters, or even an army of angels a la Ludo, because it ruined the status quo), and Pharaohs were from one of the few civilizations made after all sorts of good crap and history were lost, and made sure to try and record that they existed in some way, but kind of failed there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656124
She could even take the guilt over betraying her vows out of it by extracting the cum from the squire with a machine and artificially inseminating the Paladin. They'd come to accept their love as they cared for their child together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656107
Not quite. Demon Lords can live for up to 10,000 years but if any did then humanity would probably become extinct. I would say most got killed off after a much shorter period of ruling.

Recall that the old system was to have the demon lord slain by a hero soon after humanity's numbers had fallen beyond a certain point.

And assuming that the pharaoh's civilization was destroyed during the reign of the demon lord that came before the current one, that means the pharaohs are a couple thousand years old at most I'd say.

The MGE timeline sort of goes like this:

1. Previous Mamono Lord's reign (unknown time ago).
2. Previous Mamono Lord slain (unknown time ago)
3. Period of human prosperity (unknown amount of time)
4. Current Mamono Lord comes to power (around a 1000 years before the writings of the Wandering Scholar).

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655918
Cyborgs, furries, futa, yuri are not for this place. It's exactly why shog and bob need to fuck off and stay fucked off

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656123
Water melon is really nice but I only ever buy it seedless. And never knew that an orange after food is good for digestion, I'll try it out.

I would bring up a conversation about MGE fruits. But asoon as you bite into a MGE Watermelon you probably either have a lot of sperm at your disposal, or you're corrupted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656132
I'd like to see the gremlin offer such a thing only for the paladin to awkwardly stutter that she'd prefer it the 'old fashioned way'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656057
>that proposal

Muh heart. But keep up the amazing work Frosticle! Looks great!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656147
I'd say girl on girl for the sake of corruption only should be allowed to discuss since it's basically core to how most corruption cases were.

Fuck anything beyond that though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653309
I have one of those actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656148
Eating out different plant girls sounds like a fun thing to do. You need to stay healthy one way or the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656143
>Recall that the old system was to have the demon lord slain by a hero soon after humanity's numbers had fallen beyond a certain point.
I now see the CG and a giant white whale being tabletop buddies that love making crapsack grim worlds for amusement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656160
>Shota anon finds himself in a rocky canyon full of dozens of desperate lamias. He only escapes because the lamias end up getting in each other's way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656163
I wonder if the juices that plant girls produce from their vagina tastes
nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656173
Maple Dryads have a sweet, syrupy twat and breastmilk.
Perfect for pancakes and waffles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656173
They probabaly have a nice little flavor to them and are extra nutritive. Just be careful when eating her out too much, she might become addicted to the feeling of your tongue down there.

>>16656184
Their milk would be something else too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656188
Id definitely spend the rest of my days eating out a plant girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656160
I like how the other lizard just looks at it at the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656126
I'd say Pharaoh's know because of how many theories that exist that Ancient Egyptians used advance alien technology. Imagine looking for ancient gold and treasure only to find some sort of dimensional portal deep underneath the throne room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq40ut6no6g

[Anonymous No.]

Around Elves watch yourselves.

...Unless they have some Kiryuin brand eyebrows, then they are all right. Probably.

At a minimum they likely aren't outright evil anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656188
Only girl you'd get diabetic from through just eating her out constantly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656196
She'll break though! After eating her out for some time and making her cum way too much so you can have some of that juice, she'll turn into a panting and moaning mess. Not even her finger are going to get her off anymore, just you.

Might need to take responsibility.

>>16656209
And then I ask you. Was it worth it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656203
Most Egyptian tech seems half assed, like it was thought out without a purpose for the result. Why make batteries with no lightbulbs? Seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656212
Yes.
Liches can cure Diabetes, so it's not an issue anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656212
Anyday I'd take responsibility. Going to please her and love her always. Then maybe "pollinate her flower".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656219
While pollinating her flower, make sure to use your mouth. Either kiss or suck her tits, it'll probably make her go completely crazy for you.

>>16656217
Just be careful or else you're the one that's going to give her diabetes for being so sweet to the plant lady.

[Anonymous No.]

Happy Anniversary for these Monster Girls.

9 Year Anniversary
Mimic (3/10/2008)

8 Year Anniversary
Roper (3/17/2009)

7 Year Anniversary
Girtablilu (3/9/2010)

6 year Anniversary
Ghoul (3/9/2011)
Alp (3/22/2011)

5 Year Anniversary
Oomukade (3/15/2012)
Arch Imp (3/25/2012)

4 Year Anniversary
Pharaoh (3/8/2013)
Apophis (3/17/2013)
Khepri (3/27/2013)

2 Year Anniversary
Cait Sith (3/4/2015)
Will-o-Wisp (3/19/2015)

1 Year Anniversary
Basilisk (3/9/2016)
Living Armor (3/25/2016)

Newly Released
Automaton (3/1/2017)
Gremlin (3/1/2017)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656227
I'd love and cuddle her, hold hands and watch movies together, and snuggle our daughterus together until we all have type 3 diabetes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656228
>Girtablilu
Do not know if challenge accepted or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656228
Aww, that's nice anon. Girls who aren't talked about that much still deserve a happy birthday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656228
Cait sith was almost released on the same day as my birthday. I feel like I've dodged a bullet somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656245
You just jinxed yourself, mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656206
Night elf eyebrows are better though. I bet they feel like soft feathers

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656252
Got an example?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656228
>3 of my favourites share a month
I completely forgot this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656254
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2609443

[Anonymous No.]

Would you smash a MG at vidya?

Because I would Daigo the shit out of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656232
Your story will be known all across the world and having diabetes will be a symbol of love for sweet plant girls.

What have you done?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656261
Holy fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656270
I've given Liches a fortune through Diabetes cures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656206
BOTW Zelda is very cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656267
8 time Mario Party champion says:

>"Yes."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656273
Is that a good holy fuck or a bad holy fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656275
You would be so famous and the liches so riches that there will be a new area focused on the study of new types of love diabetes. Congratualtions, anon. You got a really good ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656282
A "Jumping Dreadnaught on a Carnifex laying down a phat beat using a +10 mic of sick beats" holy fuck.
Her eyebrows are like the curly evil guy mustaches, but above her eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656285
I got a good ending, Liches are happy, and Tannuki are conned out of trillions through diabetic treatments thanks to the cure becoming more widespread.
Best end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656291
They look soft though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656057
Excellent!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656291
Around Elves NEVER RELAX

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656311
>knife around the neck
I like my rape victims to have a shred of hope for escape, but it's the thought that counts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656276
>tfw you work graveyard shift tonight
>tfw you won't be able to pick it up and play it right away because sleep is more important
Godammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655676
Why should I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656311
I like Night Elves.

Those long ears must be sensitive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656333
They fucked up everything and need to go back to /v/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656276
Big Eyebrows? Curse her, that's good. But perhaps a bit too highbrow for the other Elves. She thinks she's better than them!

Better than you!

Now get out there and show her how the common anon molests elven ears!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656333
>Ears longer than her knife
That means they're extra dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656311
Is it wrong I really love the idea of monster girl assisted rape? Like a stronger mg holding down a weaker one to get fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656198
Sneks are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656341
You aren't the only one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656339
And that makes it extra fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656337
If fucking her/it didn't mean I'd have to live with penis fingers and hyper drug milkshakes forever afterwards, I'd do it.

Just sayin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656057
You are surprisingly good at sex scenes. I'm almost in trouble here at work from it. Keep it up, you're becoming a favorite of mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656057
My heart, also clever at the end there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656360
>Slaanesh is all about sex meme
Anon, just please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656311
The weak should fear the strong!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656381
>tfw I would worship Slaanesh so I can be the best Huskarl / Pianist

The ultimate pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656352
>proud hinezumi who has promised to give herself to the first man to beat her in combat
>you show up ready to fight her and she looks pretty confident
>that is until you signal for your jinko to step in
>"H-hey wait that's cheating, she's not even in my weight class. Time out, time out!"
>not even a minute later the jinko is holding down her arms while you take that first time she protected so much
>the tiger's going to want to snu snu you later but it's worth it
I'm a bad person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655456
The Order would actually end up as a touchy subject, I think. On one hand, they have the experience of having resisted the DL for generations. I think they would genuinely see us as uninitiated babes to this threat and do what they could to defend, educate, and train our people to assist them. They'd see our understanding of technology as a gift from the CG as a new method to combat their enemy, and eagerly join with any factions of humanity that were willing to fight the good fight, MGs, being a much smaller faction that could be easily skewed as brainwashing terrorists, would have an uphill battle even getting a word in edgewise due to the population disparity. However, all it would take is one journalist from our side to report on their side of things to change the attitude of some in their favor. Some nations may be willing to take them into quarantined locations as war refugees, and host embassies for the monsters. Of course, all it would take by that point is a single visit from a dark matter for them to get a real foothold into our world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656395
Is it wrong I almost want to do shorts based on MG-ified Greater Daemons of Chaos? I would promise to not be too squick with Nurgle.

...

Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654280
A Nurarihyon would look great in a suit.

[Anonymous No.]

>friend linked me to a mermaid erotic audio
>it's in english
Do I want to click this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656441
Link it here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656450
https://soundgasm.net/u/Aster_4/F4M-Mermaid-Territory-MermaidBlowjobTitjobCum-on-Tits-Face-and-HairSingingCurious-Sea-Maiden

Gave it a shot and so far I'm not impressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656455
Jesus that's scary at first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656381
Sex is a big export of pleasure, of course it'll be popular to imagine a god of excess pleasure and debauchery to engage in it often.

I must admit, Khorne does have a qt blood valkyrie. Too bad his paraplegic ass already has dibs on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656462
Those opening few seconds were something.

After listening to it all it was actually okay once the lewdness started, then again I'm really fond of paizuri so that might have had something to do with it.

[Anonymous No.]

Automaton with waffles or Golem with pancakes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656495
Both of the first options are superiror

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656500
Fuck you, pancakes are awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656495
Automaton with waffles that also wears shimapan on her big simulacrum butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656495
Golem with pancakes. I'm already around electronics all the time, so a nice golem would be a good change of pace.
Also, pancakes are pretty good, although it depends on where you get them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656502
Meh, I like my food to have texture, and I don't like how fluffy they normally are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656495
i'm belgian sooo
waffles

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656510
Don't you mean simulacrumb butt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656512
All physical things in existence have texture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656495
Sasuga Automation, the superior girl bringing the superior breakfast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656495
I pick option three, gremlin covered in melted chocolate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656441
English tends to be pretty horrible. Steer clear of any female english asmrtist who shows her face. Guaranteed poor quality

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656529
No such option unless you pay a $50 season pass for her $1 DLC.

[Anonymous No.]

How do golems and automatons reproduce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656534
Build a Golem/Automaton workshop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656534
They're made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656534
build another one
and another one
and another one
and another one
etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656532
It was on an audio only site and was so-so overall, heard a lot worse.
>>16656533
Worth it for licking a gremlin all over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656495
Whichever gives me French Toast

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656534
You build another one together with your wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656534
We don;t know if they can yet, and at most (Since new Automatons can't be made) there's bound to be some loli proportioned Golems and Automatons you can adopt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656550
How about Texas toast?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656534
When an Anon and an Automton love eachother very much, they put in a mail order to their local goblin for a large container of her favorite sweets. 2-6 weeks later depending on shipping, the gremlin in question, and the quality of offering they get a build-a-daughteru kit.

[Anonymous No.]

I always see Liches and Takus as teachers, but never these girls.
I'm a fucking nerd

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Anon gets kabedon'd by a strongfat Minotaur bully on his first day at MGC High.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656534
They don't.
You make more Golems, and prepate to excavate up Automatons from ruins that may or may not be full of Dwarves who dug too deep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656555
Better still

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656567
Then you'll want an Ushi Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656455
That's some pretty terrible audio quality. honestly, why even bother with this sort of thing if you're not going to use some form of binaural microphone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656565
Shit man, now you got me picturing Amigara fault style horrors in the depths.

There's a pun here somewhere about anon screaming "This hole was made for me!" when describing his waifu, but I'm too lazy to make it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656564
If she does that I'll just latch on to her arm. Bullies can't beat me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656562
Is it bad that 70% of math you learn is useless outside of like 1 job? And even then they still give you a calculator to do the work for you because otherwise you're wasting time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656564
>tfw she's actually the gym teacher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656562
I love them. They're just too good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651604
That's because whenever I post the replies are more often questions about my life or about artists to commission than anything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656576
Past the dead dwarves and elephant skulls lies the treasure trove of Automatons.
But you'll have to traverse the lava moat first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656466
>>16656466
Well, yeah. But the problem is Games Workshop can't really work the temptation and hedonism angle since that Tzeentch's game on the temptation/manipulation.

Too bad the Horned Rat took Slaanesh's spot. Even fucking Nurgle finds furries disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656580
Yeah, it is.
>>16656582
They're neat girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656554
With our current tech level we might be able to find out how to make them. The engineers would have plenty of reasons to find out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656581
Are teachers allowed to kabedon students? I swear to god I'll join the student council to set things right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656590
It at least adds legitimate conflict between Slaneesh and the others since she overlaps with them on what followers do/want a bit.

Only in FB, she/he/it/shgleeit is still in 40k. For now.
Nurglettes are still cute at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656594
You should march right into the Teacher's lounge and demand they start treating you with respect!

Then later when you stumble out covered in lipstick marks and torn clothes, we'll all accept our fate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656534
Same way as anything else that comes in contact with mamono mana. Pump enough of your spirit energy into them and hope for the best.

Or build one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656594
>Monstergirl Teachers being assertive with students they love
I want it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656594
> MGC news; Is wearing Red the same as consent? That's the claim one gym teacher made after getting caught with one of her freshmen. More on this tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656228
>a reminder how much time I have spent to fantasies

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656601
That depends. Is there a dragon teacher or principla? If not I'll never lose!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656603
>M-Miss Taku! What are you doing?!
>Please dear, call me Haku.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656605
I want to be turned into a Hellhound Gym teacher's little pet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656603
>Haku teacher boobhatting a student
>Lich teacher giving a "hands on" lesson to her star student
>Echidna teacher crawling into a bottle because she's forever alone
>Whitehorn teacher helping out her student with his chill

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656605
But the P.E uniforms are all red!

And if we don't show up in them, she makes us change into spares, watching to make sure we 'put them on properly'!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656598
Khornettes are best girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656617
You'll never learn that way,

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656623
I saw some.
Not as good as Nurglettes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656618
Nothing pleases Lich Teacher like a student showing passion and aptitude for Necromancy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656614
Miss Taco

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656626
Khornettes are the fit or muscular girls that everyone wants.

Gotta beat them to get them and if you don't take them after you beat them they train till their good enough to beat you back and take you for themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656618
Looks like the only option is to fail every class. They would want nothing to do with a complete failure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656554
>loli automaton
>"Why is my physical size suboptimal for combat?"
>"Why are some parameters of my lower body outside the margin of a human of equivalent size?"
>"Query to master: Do you have any theories of what was the original purpose I was built for?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656629
Little Jerry really knows how to raise up a bone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656614
That's how she gets little cows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656624
I'll learn plenty from Hellhound Mistress after lessons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656633
Y'know, loli Automatons would fare pretty well wielding close range impact weaponry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656637
Nerdy cows!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656637
The worse part of Taku's afterclass is when she shows you how to trully tip the cow.

That ritual right there is what makes little Hakus exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656646
Tip the cow? Or give the cow the tip?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656620
> Her victim wasn't actually wearing red
> He just had a bloody nose
> She wouldn't stop shoving her fatmuscle cowtits in his face after getting all sweaty
> "What kind of slut just starts spewing red after eyeing up his teacher, anyway? He was clearly asking for it."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656674
I want to be brought in for a consolatory meeting with gym teacher mino so that we can engage in sweet missionary position sex while I comment on how someone so 'fitness based' is so out of shape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656633
> Having existentialist conversations with a monstergirl
> Realizing that most of the answers probably end up as simple and lewd
> tfw you can't get deep or serious because the DL's basis of changing reality was "to get people to bone more."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656684
Do you want minitaurs, anon? That's how you get minitaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656692
you know it.
I want to go to school and see strongfat gym teacher minotaur sporting a sizeable babybump as she watches the other kids run, slighter, and move around the gym while she sits in the bleachers.
Even better if she gives me a happy wave and watches me a tad more intensely than the others when I'm running around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656674
>Mino friend decides to give you a ride to the store
>Everything is going smoothly
>She reaches the traffic light
>It closes
>"Hey anon, red means go, right?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656631
>>16656623
>Khornettes having claws and horns that carry Demon Silver properties
>Some say that Cursed Weapons are the spirits of Khornettes re-asserting themselves from the weapon
>Fight and fuck their husbands on battlefields
Something something (((You)))

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656701
The best part would be if khornettes worked like lizardmen but would try to get stronger if you turned them down and left, basically switching roles where they try to become stronger, tougher, and bigger until they can beat you and make you theirs....or at least win you into taking them again after you beat them.

Khorne cares not for whom beats whom, only that the semen flows.

[Anonymous No.]

Automatons are the best maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656706
Of course, anon. And my OC lilim is great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654975
Last night was weird.
>>16655016
Just imagine her older.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656711
Is this your OC lilim?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656723
Oh god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656686
The implication was that she was already originally designed for sex appeal before any DE happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656720
Stop, I shouldn't love your daughter this much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656723
Y-yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656720
Anon why do you want anons to date your daughterus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656618
>Echidna teacher crawling into a bottle because she's forever alone
Not for long she isn't, I'd ask her to marry me on the first day of school!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656733
Damn, that's pretty depressing actually.
> How do I look after the DL's changes, friend Gremlin?
> Exactly the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656741
You already messed up Anon. You went too far. If by some grace of God the portals open, you're taking responsibility.
Welcome to the family son

>>16656746
I have no logical idea or valid excuse to give you.
I'll just keep to my sketches, anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656754
Hell its nice for some to be this friendly. But I'd be way more protective of my daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656762
I am protective though. You see, that's why I'd let them beat the shit out of suitors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656754
Please post your daughterus again Salamander Man.
Or just post more Elvira please. For a future son-in-law.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656764
That makes sense. I dunno it's just quite weird seeing someone openly let people date their daughterus. And it sounds like you'd get a kick out of them beating the shit out of suitors.

Speaking of Salamanders beating the shit out of suitors. It would be funny to see a no so strong guy come bearing a bouquet of flowers and nothing else, just to get his ass kicked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656696
I wanna invite that minotaur to the prom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656787
But she's a jock, jocks and nerds aren't supposed to go together!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656790
Doesn't matter.
She's cute, even if her muscles are below a thick layer of pudge.
Gonna mating press the teacher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656773
This is so fucking weird. I can't stop laughing.
>spoiler
Maybe I'll draw her fishing later

>>16656774
Well Anon, I'm pretty okay with the idea of sending off my own kids to do their own thing. And yes I quite enjoy physical violence.
>It would be funny to see a not so strong guy come bearing a bouquet of flowers and nothing else, just to get his ass kicked.
He could've had a dagger in the bouquet,

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656754
Damn right I'm taking responsibility. I'll only stop making your daughteru happy when I'm dead, or maybe I won't even stop there.

>>16656774
Not gonna lie, him being open about it makes me want to go crazy at his daughteru. I wouldn't want to betray his trust and make her sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656790
Not only that, she's also supposed to be anons gym teacher.
>Minotaur goes as a chaperone to the prom
>leaves early due to baby bump
>actually she's in her office with anon slow dancing because they couldn't do it in public

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656798
Big muscly girls in beautiful dresses are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656799
Nope. Just some lovely words and flowers. He'd get on his knees and everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656808
It would be fantastic.
I bet she'd even look cute in her dress.
I'm going to make sure she has a picture of us before prom though.

>>16656814
That they are, even when they're older.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656808
This is too cute
Why is it when MGs do taboo relationships they're always so cute instead of creepy?
I want that minoteacher and anon to be happy together!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656804
That's a good thing I guess. And I'm kinda jealous in a way he can let go of his daughterus so easily. Letting go of them would be the hardest thing I would've ever had to do in my life. And I might not even be able to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656822
What would you do in her rippling muscles cause her dress to tear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656799
>This is so fucking weird. I can't stop laughing.
Why? is it the new nickname I gave you? Or is it the absurdity of me and the other anon basically asking you for your non-existent daughterus hand in marriage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656827
In my little head I've already let one of my daughterus go. It was harder for her little sister than it was for me and waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656534
Ya ever seen the movie Robots? Like that

tfw no Automaton world going on underground https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAHvaR70qhw

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656831
Well, we can always get her out of it.
In her office.
Gonna feels those muscles through whatever she's got.

[Anonymous No.]

Who was the softest Dragon again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656848
The dead one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656846
Would you massage them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656848
Jabberwock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656818
But Anon;
The pen is mightier than the sword
I'm sorry.
>>16656804
I'm glad to know that you enjoy her so much.
It's still strange though.
>>16656836
Hold up now, I'm Salamander Man now?
It's just the whole fact that you two ended up falling for my imaginary daughterus. Not once did I ever even expect to accidentally create 2 waifufags.
>>16656827
I've gotten used to letting go. It's my waifu I'd never let go of if I ever got her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656857
I'd massage them all.
Her thick thighs, budging biceps, those rippling back muscles, and her prominent baby bump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656863
>Hold up now, I'm Salamander Man now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW0SCBYUv7E

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656863
Damn anon. Soon you're going to have a whole family right in this thread.

>spoiler

Getting a bit upset now, just imaging my daughterus leaving me and I can't help it. They don't even exist yet and I'm already getting sad about them leaving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656870
I always feel that pregnant monsters would be really smug.

God help you if they're having twins, or triplets, or quadruplets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656863
Falling in love with her is strange too, but I love it and I guess you already called me son so yeah. Should call you father from now on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656876
C'mon anon, they would come back to visit once in a while. Plus, that means you get some more time alone with your waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656879
Well, she is a big girl, whats wrong with her having a big brood?

The added pregnancy weight will be a non-issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656848
Zambie Dragon

[Anonymous No.]

Having one of those days today where I'm feeling depressed and the slightest little thing makes me angry.

Why do Yetis not exist yet? I want to bury my head in some brown breasts, be embraced by big fluffy paws and forget about everything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656871
Goddammit, how'd end up here?
>>16656876
I just got used to being left, so I have no problems with sending off my daughterus with a smile
>>16656880
>Should I call you father from now on?
https://youtu.be/sYU_eDMr4xE

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656890
Well she's going to be comparing with other wives, and acting smug when she's bigger than anyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656900
Thats fine, those wives can just point out that she's 'bigger' in other ways too.
She's probably one of those ex-athletes that didn't adjust their diet after they stopped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656889
More time alone with my waifu is always nice. But I think I'd grow a little too attached to my daughterus, I'd want them to visit all the time so I can love them.

But that's enough complaining about letting my daughterus go for me. The longer I think about it the worse it gets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656905
Too many oats not enough squats eh?
Perfect for a mom to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656893
You aren't alone anon. I'm having a pretty sad day. So I just hug a few pillows and imagine it's my waifu and daughterus in a big hug pile on top of daddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656898
Well, no papa anon for me I guess.

And don't worry about sending them off. I would visit from time to time so she could see her good old family. Maybe even fight you guys to show the tricks we learned together.

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>>16656908
Yep.
And lets not forget whats going to happen to her hips, rear, and chest.
I'll grope whatever pudge she has for some light teasing.
Just enough to get her all fired up again.

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>>16656915
I'm hella jelly then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656915
You're just asking for the Amazon position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656907
They would have to go sooner or later, Anon. At least she'll be happy with her husband.

What is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656898
>I just got used to being left
With us you're never left alone Salamander Man.
Also, the holidays would be real fun. I suggest a tournament of sorts every Thanksgiving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656898
I leave for less than 24h and you're some family patriarch now?
Well that's all well and good. Guess it leaves more time alone for your housewife to practice being... 'housewifely'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656918
It would be fantastic.

>>16656922
Just so long as she's not going too hard for the kids, I'd be fine with it.

Cuddling will be necessary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656893
Why not be angry over things that actually matter, like how much of a cancer Patreon is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656534
For automatons, maybe their womb/ovaries are like a mini-factory, and after a certain amount of their husbands semen is poured in, it produces a part. Then after awhile, once you've gotten all the parts you need, they build their daughters.

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>>16656934
>Just so long as she's not going too hard for the kids
Even when they're still in the womb she's gotta show some dominance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656934
Big girls love cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656923
Nothing would make me happier than seeing them happy. But there's just something about imagining my daughterus with another man who makes them even happier makes me sad.

>spoiler

I probably shouldn't say, but it's late night waifu hours. So why not. They're 3 Anubis daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656939
She's setting a good example for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656939
Well, if she's going to be like that she'll need soem big meals to keep up her strength.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656555
Happy Texas Independence Day

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656913
Anon, if the universe gets torn a new one, I get husbandoed by a Salamander, and you manage to win a fight with a Salamander who's raised by an insane dad, then and only then can you call me 'father'
>>16656924
>With us you're never left alone Salamander Man.
Still weird being called that.
>spoier
Sounds like a clusterfuck of clanging. I love it.
>>16656933
It seems so Nure guy. It's been a weird week.
And yeah, more time with my lovely Personal Onahole housewaifu sounds great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656946
*them

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656942
That they do.
Gonna be some face to face cuddling this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656912
Hugging a pillow sounds like a good idea.
>>16656936
Patreon is worth being angry about for sure but I like that image. Shame there's a paywalled version of it which is lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656704
Yeah, pretty much.

Don't promise ever delivering on stuff without a name change, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656955
Truthfully most of it will be with your face in her breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656945
Dibs on the middle one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656953
She may not feel as guilty wearing those 'personalized outfits' around either. A nice boon.
Just don't let any of these suitors hire a maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656945
I don't see the problem in saying that. And hey, anupups are really cute so there is no way your daughterus are getting through life alone.
Here's what you do, Anonu: Think about how happy your waifu was when you two got together. Don't you want your daughteru to feel the same happiness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656956
Hug pillow always makes me feel better.
Although, it's hard when you waifu is tall. So I just put two of them together and elevate the top one above my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656953
>Still weird being called that.
Too bad. That's your name now. I won't call you that in front of the family, gotta show you some respect.

Also would there be any chance for a tag team tournament?

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>>16656945
I can understand where you're coming from Anon. The idea that your own kids could leave you and be just as if not more happy with someone else is somewhat demoralizing.
But hey, dads have been putting up with their kids shit for all of history, I'm sure MG daughterus will actually tell you that you're the best.

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>>16656960
You say that like its a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656976
I'm sorry if I did. It's a great thing. She'd love how you wiggle around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656961
That hurt more than it should have.

>>16656965
Thanks anon! Really makes me feel better and calmer about letting my daughterus go. So thank you.

And of course I want my daughterus to feel that kind of happiness. Maybe I am jus overreacting, my daughterus deserve happiness and I long for the day I'll get to see granddaughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656980
Just means its easier for me to start feeling up her chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656985
But that was her plan all along!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656975
Of course. And I really hope my daughterus come to visits very often. I'd cook meals and make big preparations for their arrival.

[Anonymous No.]

What fatherly title do your daughterus call you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656989
And this was mine.
Funny how it works like that.

Still, times will be fun, even when she has the triplets.
Especially when she asks when we can have the next batch

>>16656992
Daddy when they're younger.

Dad when they're older.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656989
>"heh heh... silly husband. I'm so smart, trickin' him inta feelin up my chest."
>"...you know I can hear you"
>"Uh! Shuddup! Git yer head back in there!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656992
Lord Protector

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656992
What this >>16656995 anon said. Pretty vanilla and there's just something so classic about daddy that makes my heart melt imagining my daughterus saying it.

But then again, if they want to pick a nickname for me they're more than welcome to.

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>>16656964
Aprons with lewd remarks, Tight turtleneck sweaters, booty shorts with lewd remarks, and a variety of jeans, sundresses, armor bikinis, an loose shirts. All while she's spewing "Hot words of love"
Of course I wouldn't let 'em hire maids. Not even Spetsnaz Kikis with berets. And I love berets.
>>16656974
>Also would there be any chance for a tag team tournament?
Maybe. Depends on the weather.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657000
>Accent

Stop Anon your attacking my weakness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656992
Pa and Dad, the other let's a "Mastah" slip from time to time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656992
Papa, maybe Daddy as she gets older.

I prefer Daddy a little more, but Papa and Mama are closer to the wan-wan puppy noises I imagine my daughteru making before she learns to talk.

Papa has definitely grown on me though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657011
Are you the one with the adopted Kiki daughteru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656991
Daughterus coming to visit is always a good time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657014
Papa and Mama definitely fit wolfus and dog type MG daughterus very well. I think I might strongly consider it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656992
Captain Faggot.
I feel like I've failed as a father.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657017
I guess so. Not sure if anyone else has an adopted kiki daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656992
Just Father, Dad, Daddy, Papa and it's variations

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657022
who is your other one then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657023
>all of them
Ok anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656913
Papa Anon is reserved for that guy whose dad is into Monster Girls and browses the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657019
It fits really well If I say so myself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656992
'Fegoff'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657034
I still can't believe you used to be a decent writefag. It feels unreal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657007
Hot damn, that's the ticket. Sunbathing would just get more and more 'intricate' I assume.
>depends on the weather
You may even get us to show up and spectate if there's a nice rain.

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>>16657030
Yeah, I just processed that.

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>>16657040
If you say so anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657033
Guess it's salamander man then.

I wonder how the other daughterus are going to end up. You should draw them some more.

[Anonymous No.]

I fear I might be one of those more distant, work-absorbed father-figures, especially once she has grown up as I'm not good dealing with emotions and socializing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657027
I think it's just me.

>>16657049
She will probably admire how hard you are working so that your waifu and her can live carefree lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657041
Let's just say that she'd be in dire need of TLC for a few weeks.

>>16657047
>Salamander Man
What a strange day
>You should draw them some more.
Maybe, I might draw one later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657049
That's why you become a house husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656992
Big guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656057
Just got home and read this. A+

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656992
Daddy or Dad

[Anonymous No.]

>>16652464
So the Automatons were created by some kind of Precursors huh? That's cool. Love that shit, like the guys from Jak & Daxter, or the Protheans in Mass Effect, Forerunners in Halo or Allagans in Final Fantasy XIV.
>Register themselves as Combat-Meidos to a Master by either sucking on his fingers, or deep-kissing him
Nice. Very nice indeed. With her tongue being used for data analysis, makes it seem like we can chalk up another oral-focused girl to the list... Would you, upon meeting an Automaton, insist upon a "Registration Blowjob" instead? I'm sure she'd get good data from that.

>>16652452
>as soon as they spot a human, they'll launch an attack as if to boastfully showoff the power of their gizmos.
Literally Mei Hatsume as a Monster Girl. I like it!

>All dat Anti-Tech stuff
Some fascinating details and lewdness in there.

>That entire last paragraph
Sounds like an excellent show.

Also now have an idea of the Sabbath desperately trying to recruit Gremlins. Perma-lolis with unique skills to maintain otherwise inoperable ancient technology? And turn it to lewd purposes? What R&D department wouldn't want to recruit as many as possible?

[Anonymous No.]

>Mershark gives you a necklace made from her own teeth, then does this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657096
>Spoiler
It would be her startup authentication every single morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657113
Time to stroke her head.

[Anonymous No.]

What TV shows MGC would have?

>Handjob Karaoke: One of the "games" made on reckless believers who got into the Makai under the condition of "releasing if nothing". This whole story is constantly being broadcasted by the magic information medium "MHK" which all demons can see, and it also has aspects as "shame play".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657113
I keep thinking she's giving me the middle finger. Fuck you too Mershark

[Anonymous No.]

How gently do dragons on heat breed you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657116
I like the way you think anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657132
Sexy as she is, is that really a dragon? Its hard to tell them apart from demons when one can't see scales, wings or the tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657125

>Find the alp: Contestants have to interview a group of men and at the end of the game have to guess which one is actually an alp

[Anonymous No.]

You know what?
I want one of those turtle girls.

She'd be shy, chubby, have a huge rear, and get gently cuddled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657164
You know, it's funny when a horned thing with different wings shows up.
Like, what is she? I guess kissing is a way to find out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657178
My nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657178
How would dragon kisses differ from other horned girls?

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>>16657183
If the tongue is longe and warm it's a dragon, if it's just long it's a lizard. If it's extra wet and sexy it's a demon.
I have Ph.D in both dragons and kissing.

Though some demons have longe tongues, right? I guess giving her a gem or something solves the problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657113
Do mersharks feel rough and coarse when your rub them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657223
Depends on which direction you rub, one would assume that like most real sharks their scales all point in the same direction so its smooth one way, rough the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657209
Kissing girls with long tongues would be great. Or you could do the chocolate lipstick scene from that one show
Also, I was gonna mention Sallies, but they're pretty obvious with their tails

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>>16657248
I mean, have you ever seen a wingless dragon side by side with a horned lizard? The only way to know thedifference is by heart, and if you don't have that then it's by sex or kissing, maybe butt slapping too or a show of strength.

Sallies are easy to spot because they are extra hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657209
You'd probably get some sort of mental buzz from kissing a Demon with all that concentrated corruption. And if not extra long it would be extra flexible and dexterous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657164
>>16657178
>>16657209
You're all wrong. It's a succubus. You tell by the horns. Trust me, I've been distinguishing dragon from succubus for years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657258
Dragons are elusive, that's for sure.
>Sallies are easy to spot because they are extra hot.
High-tempurature kissing is a patricians fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657265
But I've seen so many different shapped horns on dragons. Over the head, to the side, tree branches, up and down and things like that.

>>16657262
Ah yes, I completely forgot the taste of the kiss. Burned or oily means dragon, lewd means Demon and normal means lizard!

>>16657273
So is high temperature biting.

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>>16657262
Whats the demon secret to get big calcium cannons? something that doesn't involve holsthaur milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657293
>High temperature biting
I assume you too would enjoy blazing claws digging into your back as well while being held closely with a big 'ol tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657301
Of course, though my wife being a dragon means I get winghugs, and with it her finishing technique: Warm love stove.

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>>16657293
Style and duration is a difference too. If its short and surprised, it's probably a dragon. If it's tentative yet engaging, it's a lizard. And if it doesn't end until your pants are off and you're balls deep in some blueberry pussy, it's a Demon.
>>16657299
Gesticulating in baths of corruption heated by warm brimstone. That and constant focus on lewd or sinful thoughts combined with high magic power and affinity slowly molding their body to be lewder and lewder as they continue maturing over their lifespan.
Basically, the more dirty thoughts a Demon has while younger, the bigger her tits, wider her hips, more succulent her thighs and more gorgeous her legs end up being.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657306
>Gesticulating
Wow it's been a long day. GERMINATING. Forgive me Tim Curry.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a demon of gluttony!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657305
>Warm love stove
While I don't waifu a dragon, the idea of being held that close while she obscures everything so only you can see her is really diamond inducing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657306
So basically, show her the internet ASAP and buy her every book of her favorite lewd series?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657317
>Big tall dragon completely engulfing you
>your head resting on her plump breasts and being held tight by winghugs
>The only thing you can hear is her heartbeat and relaxed breathing

awwww.....

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>>16657319
Yep. Give her something like Funbag Fantasy when you first meet her in high school and by her senior year she'll be so big even Holsts will get jealous and she'll always keep a pen hidden in her cleavage for the day you give in to her requests for you to sign her contract

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>>16657313
Where's the pie buffet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657328
Can a man truly ask his waifu to release him in good conscience from such intimacy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657306
Hmm? Seems to me you don't know your dragons, dude with demon waifu. You see, kissing is a very intimate process and makes a very special memory, thus Dragons make sure to engrave it deep into their minds to make sure that even if they live for centuries, the kiss will still be remembered. They do this by making it really profound, filled with love and takes a while to complete.
Like adding something to their hoard you know?

>>16657317
>>16657328
If you open your eyes you can see her beautiful gaze upon you and how much she loves you. It really melts the heart you know, that's why it's called a stove.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657339
I don't know but I'll find it and lead her to it just so I can watch the destruction and rub her upset stomach once she's, yet again, eaten too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657343
Oh! I see! Valuable information to have, my apologies for my outdated understanding. That does make sense though. Dragon minds must be quite powerful to remember small events like that for so long without the aid of magic memory or other such things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657343
That's just too cute anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657339
Nav should do more pudge like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657355
Daaww.
She'd be the softest cuddler ever. And I bet her breakfast in bed would be absolutely fantastic when she manages to get it from the kitchen to the bedroom without eating it all first

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657361
Naav should do more everything, but totally agreed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657362
That it would.
I'd grope her pudge and share that breakfast with her.

The real question is if thats ALL her gluttony extends too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657367
More of his Gremlins and Automatons would be neat since they're officially out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657339
my dragon can beat your demon in a pie contest! her prize ribbons can vouch for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657368
>Demon of gluttony looks worriedly between anon's morning wood and the plate with doughnuts left on it
>Suddenly a lightbulb goes off and she just slips the doughnuts over anon's dick before going to town on both in the wettest, wildest blowjob ever
I think it would extend to much more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657361
I want to see a thick Automaton or Lich from Nav.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657378
Oh my.
I bed she'd have me take her in the back while she partakes in foods in the front.

I can only see this spiraling out of control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657356
>Small events
You what? It might be small for you, but for a species that live for thousands of years with a chance of dying alone it's pretty big you know? Or at least she makes a big deal out of it.
See this is where you need to do the right thing in a dragon's life. The way I see it, you need to make every single second spent with her worth millions of years. Fill her up with so much love that there won't be any regrets left.

>>16657357
And you know, there is also the fact that it makes me rock hard so she decides to polish my hidden diamond and add to her hoard. I think I might be starting to get tipsy as I type this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657368
Would you give her a creampie while she's eating a cream pie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657384
Yes.
Yes I would

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657383
>Spoiler
That's fine anon, just be wary of novella length post, because that'll just cause issues.

But yeah, I need H O T cuddles in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657383
You're a true casanova, Dragon lover. I meant no offense. Go off and make every single second count for a century!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657339
The only way this could be better is replacing the traditional demon outfit with a sweater and yoga pants, and doing her hair up in a ponytail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657382
>Spoiler
Hey, that's what you sign up for when you take a Demon of gluttony. There's no such word as stop, and the only important word is 'more'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657384
then it becomes a race of what gets filled faster between her womb and her stomach

i will make sure womb wins

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657399
I guess.
Just hope she's got away to get new clothes cheap because I can only imagine how fast she'll burn through them because I would do ANYTHING if she gave me puppy dog eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657401
Hey, if she's gonna be a messy eater up front, better make sure she's equally messy in the back right? Hot damn, there's a hot thought.
>Demon in orgasmic and foodgasmic bliss after a long session
>running her fingers along herself lapping up remnants, doesn't care at all if its cream pie or creampie that she greedily sucks off of her hands
You'd risk her going into a Demon's frenzy at that.

[Anonymous No.]

Take the feeding back to >>>/d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657408
>"Hon-eeeeey, can we celebrate unbirthdays?"
>Huh? Wait, that Wonderland thing? Have you been on the internet again?
>"Yeah! Apparently an unbirthday happens every day that isn't your actual birthday!"
>Well I mean sure but...
>"Great! Then I expect an unbirthday cake every day, except my birthday, which of course will have the usual birthday cakes. Thanks honeysweetiesugarcupcake I love yoooou~"
Spiraling indeed. They're crafty, them Demons.

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>>16657391
It's not that big. My love for her is bigger than that I tell you.
Hot cuddles are something else, especially during winter. Her smile would just be enough to make me all warm, but going for more just makes me melt, even her scales get warmed up and reflect beautifully the little blazes.

>>16657393
No offense taken. Go make love to your waifu too.

[Anonymous No.]

>everyone talking about gluttony demon
>a certain dragon is called the world eater
>put 2 and 2 together with both ideas

i hate you anons now i am horny

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657125
> Goofy Jamanese gameshows, only the contestants are all guys and all the obstacles and opposition are monstergirls. In the waver they sign, there is also something hidden about how the show isn't liable for any kidnappings, rapes, or sudden case of waifus as a result of the games. Also, they forego a script in favor of the actual screams of lust and despair the show generates.

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>>16657418
Well, I can get around that by making her decently sized minicakes just for her every day.

They wouldn't be the size of a full cake unless she's somehow got a way to pay for them.

THEN she can have full sized ones each day.

Assuming she eats all of the previous cake or donates it to the local lolis when shes done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657419
My bad, I didn't mean to imply that.

But yeah, hot cuddles during anytime of the year would be great. You'd never feel cold and alone

>>16657420
Deviljho? That's a Brute Wyvern

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657415
Agreed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657432
Dragon waifu kinda looks like a crimson fatalis now that I think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657435
There's nothing wrong with that, even if I prefer White's Dragon Lightning.

Would you call her "The One Who Remembers"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657434
You can tell it's the same two /d/fags as always from the posting style, too. They're always trying to push inflation and fatshit when they think they can get away with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657442
I've been talking about imprinting our moments into her memories, so that would be a fitting name, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657453
That's just cute.
Just ignore the conotations of how the Fatalis Trio got that title.

[Anonymous No.]

good night anons and remember half dragons need twice as much love and seed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655676
Already on it smol art fairy o7

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657468
With hips like that it certainly seems so.
>>16657419
Every night!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657461
She isn't really a fatalis, just looks like one. But I guess the personality of a crimson one fits her well too since she can be crazy in bed and she's really hot.

Good night anons take care not to let fire from waifus burn the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters the lack biological reproductive organs can still become pregnant, but they give birth to semi-gaseous slimes called poltergeists instead of members of their own species. However, poltergeists gradually take on aspects of their mother as they grow. This takes more time depending on how different the body of their mother is from the base form of a poltergeist. Eventually, they become indistinguishable from their mother species, but a propensity for using shapeshifting magic in peculiar ways may still tip one off to a former poltergeist. Poltergeists are a "lesser" monster species, so even powerful monsters may easily produce many daughters this way. It is possible for biological monsters to conceive poltergeists through certain magics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657471
Are you staplers? You drawing strong girls again?

[Anonymous No.]

Just some more daughteru nonsense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657506
Which ones are those?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657506
Why the frown on that Salamander Scout?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657506
You will be able to draw proper thicc one day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657517
El and Cammy, their only two years apart
>>16657518
She's just like that.
>>16657520
Is it the waist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657471
M-maybe? And yes o7

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657528
Oops, meant to reply to >>16657492

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657528
>>16657530
Yeah, you're snickers alright. How you doing with all that muscle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657528
>>16657530
Bless you and your musclegirls Snib.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657537
Delicious, delicious muscle mice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657534
>so many new nicknames
;-;7
And they're going ok i think. I just reread the screencap and realized I went overboard with the muscle for this one tho.

>>16657537
Y-you too

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657547
It's okay snoop. What defines you here isn't your name, but your beautiful art.

Keep your head high and strong!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16655676
No?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sniff a group of mouse girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657558
Urge to broodbreed rising

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657557
N-no u and danke o/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657547
Automatons would look nice in your style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657565
The best way to breed a maus.
Although the last month where she is almost bedridden is tough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657563
Nyanon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657558
>Giant Mouse gets art for the first time in eons
You're a blessing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657570
The only way I say. And that's perfectly acceptable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657572
I am not Nyanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657577
Just be sure to stock up on cheese.
She's going to need a lot to keep her healthy while she's carrying her brood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657579
Aw ok.

>tfw no continuation of comfy blind anon and guide puppy greentexts

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657584
Aye aye!
I'll make sure its all of gouda quality.

[Anonymous No.]

>Maus posting is back
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657558
Naav can even make Giant Mouse look cute and fuckable?!

[Anonymous No.]

I installed GoS on my Loli Automaton, and now all she does is ignore me while randomly shouting about item drop rates.

Who do I contact for support?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657611
Well, do you have a time machine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657609
But can he make loli Mersharks cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657612
I've got a Lich who knows basic time magic who is constantly drunk on the one brand of alcohol that can actually intoxicate undead.
Will that work?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to worship a giant anubis's fluffy footpaws!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657558
It's the dreaded Cheese Bandit!

Hide your Edam! Your Colby! Your Parmesan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657613
Silly anon, you don't need to do anything to make loli weresharks cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657616
Well in THAT case, is your name either Bill or Ted? If so, you're aaall good.

[Anonymous No.]

We were awfully light on images this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657618
I'll worship her frozen paws until they're warm again

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657611
Did you try turning her off then back on? Is wifi enabled? Is airplane mode disabled? Is she in powersave mode? When was the last time you gave her headpats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657624
Lets keep it that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657611
>>16657612
>>16657616
>>16657621
>>16657629
>RP
Stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16654826
Nothing is enjoyable anymore and I have no drive to do anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657642
Enjoy things ASAP or else you'll end up like >>16657634

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653005
If someone could explain to me exactly what hope a run-of-the-muck (NOVICE!) adventurer with an axe would have against Posiedon? Or what the deity of the sea would be doing in a non-descript area? Am I underwater? What even does Posiedon look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657647
Grimmly, yous gotsta use yer Father's axe to avenge your shota friends after they were raped by Poseidon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657634
RP is cancer, and so are the sods >>16657645 that defend it with their lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657166

In terms of ending friendships that's gonna up there with playing Mario Party... you monster.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead remember to not make idle promises to salamander lolis.
They may hold you to them years later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657694
>Anon, you've been a good friend to me, but....
>But what?
>......I want to play Mario Party.
>Anon falls to his knees and cries out in depression
>Noooooooooooooo!
>......I get to be Drybones, you're Luigi

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657704
>Taking drybones.
I see we've already started poorly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657699
I want to make tender love to a certain salamander!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657704
Least she's not fucking peach that star stealing motherless jizzstain of a whore GOD FUCKING DAMMIT YOU STAY AWAY FROM THAT SQUARE I SWEAR TO GO-

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657706
You expect an undead NOT to take him?
It's like Salamanders taking Yoshi: they just have to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657710
You lost me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657719
But dry bones is the coolest....
At least I can be DK right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657720
But our love is not yet lost. Even through dimensions, I'll still love her no matter what!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657713
Wario is worse.

Mother. Fucking. ASSHOLE.

>>16657723
Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657731
Sweet.
Assuming there's no kakuren playing with us, i'm set.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657736
No Kakuen to whisper "Expand Dong" into your ear as you use a mega mushroom as DK is saddening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657726
Like I said, you better make her happy.
And I ought to get gud at drawing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657745
She is getting all the daughterus. All of them.

I actually have feelings for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657748
>spoiler
How'd we get here Anon?
How?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657745
We all should, but drawing is not for a lot of people.

I should doodle something soon once more, but I don't know what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657751
The more I talked about it the more I wanted to do it.

What the fuck. I guess she won't escape now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657713
>>16657731
Hey we shitting on Mario Party characters when they're AI?
FUCK TOAD. I set you on easy because we couldn't get a fourth and you still got the fucking bulk of stars and all the special super rare events you fucking cheater.
I'm going to raise my daughterus immunity to the anger inducing effects of Mario Party so they can enjoy it with their friends like I do with mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657754
I just need to get waists down and practice poses.
Gonna be a rough ride.
>>16657755
Well, at least we can suffer together.

Good night Anons, and dream of having warm eggs with your waifus.
And maybe even sticking it up her butt if it's not coming out easily

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657757
DL vs CG in Mario Party.

The greatest showdown of all time.
Can. You. Handle. it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657763
Having two daughteru eggs would be pretty nice. They would be the cutest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657763
I think I still need to work on my waists, poses, hands and stands, and feet for the most part.

I think I should also do some more things for /asg/ because they're in need of more art of any quality while they wait for X.

[Anonymous No.]

Penguin Harpies when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657779
Duck harpies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657770
Just imagine bringing her eggs onto the bed to cuddle up to with your waifu while she wraps both you and the egg with her tail.
And there's the fact that I imagine the tails being obscenely long
>>16657774
It's gonna be a long road, that's for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657783
Very long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657783
Why are you doing this to me? I just want to cuddle her and nuzzle her warm and cute face while saying how much I love her and how happy I am.
That followed by lotus with tail teasing and hot kisses.

Why

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657779
>>16657782
Queen Harpy

>HERE'S YOUR CROWN, YOUR MAJESTY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657813
Because I too want to do such things.

>tail teasing and hot kisses.
I see you've good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657779
> winter penguingirl
Having stored up fat all summer, she's super-busty and loves skinship huddling to keep warm
> summer penguingirl
After losing all her winter fat she's lithe and streamlined with a swimmer's bod, and also super-frisky

Yes. Yes, this will be acceptable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657823
Fuck it. Lisa is 100% waifu now, I would make her a mother and I don't even care anymore. Those lewd and very intimate positions would melt us together and that's how we would spend the whole night together, filling each other's mind with proofs of love until she is pregnant.

This is your fault.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657828
Top tier. And not that MGs need more faithfulness, but she'd be super loyal, to the point that even if you were apart from her for months and months at a time she wouldn't lose an ounce of excitement and love for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657828
...Fuck. I want this now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657828
>Makes a bunch of comfy meals and likes taking it easy in Fall
>Wears cute workout gear and exercises all adorably in Spring

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657836
>waifuing OCs
Disturbing.

Don't you talk to me or my Golem again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657779
Penguin Harpies are THICK.

They have to be, with how cold Antarctica is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657878
Story of a scientist getting lost in Antarctica only to be saved and brought home to the warm abode of a Penguin Harpy who is THICK and nursed back to health WHEN?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657828
For years I've struggled with indecision over whether I want a rapeable lazy tittymonster waifu or a rapey genki sex-athlete waifu.
Penguingirls solve all my problems.
Phenotype-switch girls are goat.

[Anonymous No.]

Penguin Harpies are cuckqueans and would let their men be raped by Seal girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657906

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657906
> MGE seal-girl is selkie
> LITERALLY cosplay tier
> KC didn't even leverage the "blubber" thing into a pair of huge, warm, bouncy, pendulous... floatation devices
Extreme depression

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657914
I like the headcanon that Zombie Dragons are just pretending to be simple so they don't intimidate their husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657918
He dropped the ball.
That's why we need the Penguin Harpy.
Or a Polar Grizzly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657878
Thick Penguin Harpies with fat asses.
Sign me the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

We need a KC Nessie . A big tittied simple water lizard who gets lost a bunch. So a wurm wit h fat tats that can swim essentially is what I'm asking for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657923
Hear hear
Would barf in one's mouth. wait

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657926
So.......a Ryu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657779
>>16657923
>not posting best pengin

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657923
Dibs on the one second from the right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657923
> image
Great, now I'm fantasizing that penguin-harpies would 'rescue' men in the icefield by surrounding him in a huddle and all squishing/jiggling their pert butts up against his crotch, having noticed that such behaviour tends to cause human men to "warm up" effectively.
It's not all altruistic. In return you will be expected warm them all up *inside*

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657932
Less eastern and more western... maybe a little chub... maybe a THICC GLORIOUS ASS, LIKE GODDAMN

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657934
Thats a weird picture of emperor penguin

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657947
Maybe a thick Scottish accent?

And a fondness with shouting "Milksop"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657920
It's pretty fun, especially if she acts reeeeally simple around him and has to really juggle stuff around to keep him from finding out

>She barely makes it back from a trip to a nearby city to pick up vital supplies to help him get through the upcoming winter in their isolated lair
>Slides in through the window and to the front of the entrance hallway right as he opens the door, flips on her glazed eye face
>Husband walks in with a bag of (inadequate) supplies, pats her on the head and says 'You're lucky I was thinking ahead, honey! Well don't worry, your husband's always prepared! You don't gotta worry about a thing!'
>she just smiles and drools a little nuzzling him, wiping her brow in relief once he walks past her before turning to fawn and dote on him in character

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657923
>>16657935
Then I call the furthest left
>>16657942
Hot fuckin damn. Just hearing them all saying 'Hey mister are you warm yet, huh?' while wiggling their booties and bouncing them around a bit would give me a damn fever regardless of the cold outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657952
God help any monster that hurts her husband, they won't even last a week without going unpunished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657952

>Actually an incredibly astute and attentive waifu
>Getting "lost" all the time to take care of affairs behind her husbands back and assure a happy life for him without worry
>Intentionally acts dull and simple to get head pats have him dote on her
>Simply so she can be spoiled with his love instead of him always expecting so much from her being the "perfect" wife
>The tragedy of it is he would gladly dote on her anyways even if she was always attentive, she would just never think to ask

Truly we are reaching a new tier of best waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657952
Anon, you're having them run chores.
Chores are for the help.
Or in the case of Zombie Dragons, such tasks are left to the village she corrupted to get to her husband.
You want supplies? You have farmland, skilled craftsmen, and subjects. You don't buy these things, you have them produced.

Wights must be really put off by their ZD neighbors who don't understand how aristocracy works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657949
Emperor a not best pengin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657964
>"Gah... sorry sweetie, we're gonna have to take it slow tonight- a damn Minotaur bowled me over in the marketplace today, felt like I broke my arm!"
>"Well anyway, goodnight sweetie. Don't you worry your little head about it. Not that I think you will, heh."
>Kisses her forehead as he dozes off with her snuggled up against him
>The next time he goes to town, he's greeted by a dull groaning zombie minotaur at the entrance of the gate in a guardhouse
>"Huh. Haven't seen this guard before..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657975
You should scale them to match head size if you're comparing height, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657977
That sounds sad. Hopefully that Minotaur finds a husband to help her become a Wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657974
>Wights must be really put off by their ZD neighbors who don't understand how aristocracy works

Well now I'm imagining a Wight imposing on the farms that supply the towns that supply the husband of the Zombie Dragon only to have her one day walk straight through her palace entrance, easily shrug off all her guards, do something like pic related to her and calmly tell her there's a new 'ruling class' in town

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657965
That is quite cute, not gonna lie.

[Anonymous No.]

People always assume it's the dark ones who are up to no good.

But what better way for a wolf to hide than under the guise of a sheep?

Beware the pale ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657997
You're saying I should get wolfsbane and garlic and pour them all over her while she sleeps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658001

Your enthusiasm is appreciated, but such things are not necessary. Simply wait until they slumber. Then, molest them, grope them all over, lick their ears and finally, dick them.

The truth will come out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658007
I like this version of the inquisition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658011

It's surely better than killing them. Only a monster would do such a thing. And yet, they are devious creatures, what with their good fashion sense and innocent demeanor, all belying their true nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658032
She really does have impeccable taste, look at how nice she looks in that goofy outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657487
U been drinking mouthwash again anon?

[Anonymous No.]

Beware of big bottomed magic material monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658107
I'm sick of people telling me to beware things! I'm going to poke it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658107
Makes me upgrade my floppy drive into a hard drive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658107
They are nothing to fear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658107
Robutts are the pinnacle of mankind's achievments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658118
You have more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658118
Shiny boots. Must lick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658115
Hnng

[Anonymous No.]

Would you perform crimes with your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658165
Public indecency.

And maybe video taping public fights between homeless people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658165
I'd do anything for a Kraken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658165
I would set ablaze the kingdoms of men to see her smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658165
There's something adorable about a Mamono trying to be friendly with a man while holding back her urge to rape his ass off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658182
It is really lewdcute. That doujin did a great job of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658173

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658201
I'm comfortable calling that the best piece of MGE fan art ever. There's nothing about that image I dislike.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658165
They're only crimes if you're violating the law.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see a petite cuttlefish scylla/kraken/thing.

loli automaton guy, can you hook me up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658173
>>16658201
Why is she so perfect
I wanna cry on her shoulder

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658182
Just imagining what might be going through your waifu's head as you tease her with physical contact is amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

How forward do you like your monsters to be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658244
Somewhere between "outgoing" and "taking my frightened whimpering to be a sign of impending puppies"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658244
That forward and more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyxLGSMtqtM

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658232
No one knows. But all we do know is that Kraken is a best and she should be treated as a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658244
Anywhere from "Slightly" to "Extremely"
Or to be less vague, from "Lightly brushing up against you and blushing" to "Pushing you down, ramming your face into her pussy and telling you to lick."
Demons are so cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658165
Krakens are sexual deviants who will drag you into a life of perverted crimes, stay away from them
If you're that much of a slut for tentacles you can just marry a Mindflayer instead

>>16658224
It looks like she has legs and it ruins it for me but yeah otherwise it's up there as one of the best fanart

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658244
Seduction is best. It's a constant game back and forth to see who makes the other break first. Typically ending in both parties cracking at almost the exact same time and just jumping each other.
>>16658260
That they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658244
The perspective on this is all fucked up.
It's her left leg, but it looks like her right. The only giveaway is the foot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653872
More Kaia fanart

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658244
Already naked on the first date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658274
Why are Sharks so popular?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658284
They're cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658274
Artist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658244
Offering the collar on first site.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658258
And on that thought, I shall dream of Kraken onee-san gently wrapping me up in protection and love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658244
I like that they run the whole gamut, really. From Alice "she don't even know what sex is but over time her mindwarp field will have you raping her while she cries and begs you to stop", all the way to "Pelvis-slam and impreg at first sight" mucus toad.

If you only gave me one monstergirl to enjoy, though, I'd probably prefer she have the frog's attitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658291
You do that anon. Always love your onee san eternally.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think I've ever needed to cuddle my daughteru more than tonight.

Life is pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658302
We all need our daughterus to cuddle us.

Portals open in October so don't fret.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658302
Go fly a kite, kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658274

qt3.14p2t

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658289
Halphet

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658302
Just wait for your chance and make some.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658302
How come?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658311
>Portals open in October
Good, that's right around my birthday.

>>16658327
I saw Logan tonight and the father/daughter feels are too real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658327
Probably getting audited or owes money to the IRS after doing his taxes.

Getting a sweet 4.5k meself.

[Anonymous No.]

This was quite nice.

https://youtu.be/DBSfIQi87QM

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658328
>I saw Logan tonight
Is it good?

[Anonymous No.]

>Around them, magical items that ward off monsterization will instead summon monsters, and devices that stall monsterization by sucking up mamono mana will explode
And this is why I can't take KC seriously. He acts like that fat kid playing with his action figures that can't stand to lose an imaginary battle.

"Well, MY figure has INFINITY +2 attack! YOU LOSE."

Thank you writefags, for ignoring his bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658337
Glad to see someone else take the setting of MGE really seriously

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658337
Anon, we didn't even know that Monster Wards and DE Siphons existed before the Gremlin profile.
Why are you whining about KC establishing his escapism setting as "monsters win so they can make humans happy"?
And, y'know, Gremlins actually being Techbane like they're supposed to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658332
It was brutal. Fantastic and a little out of the box as far as superhero movies go, but I loved it even though it's making me hurt inside since my daughteru isn't here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658343
Should I go see it with my capeshit loving dad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658337
>A monster that fucks up trinkets fucks up trinkets
>DSPwoooooooooow.wav

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658337
That's how Gremlins work.
Why else would having one on your wing be so bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658345
If you feel like it anon, it'd likely bring out some feels though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658346
Top kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658337
>gremlin fucks up techs just like IRL myth gremlins do
>OMG STUPID KC
?

>A gremlin is a creature commonly depicted as mischievous and mechanically oriented, with a specific interest in aircraft. Gremlins' mischievous natures are similar to those of English folkloric imps, while their inclination to damage or dismantle machinery is more modern.
I don't get your autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653005
Fucking hell, I despise schedules. Slowpoke, etc.

Anyway, so I've been accosted by...a Red Oni. She's wielding a (d20=18) Kanabo. Pretty expected.

She's also apparently (d6=6) A FUCKING GOD OF WAR.

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

I want some monsters to catch me using Demonic Energy Siphons to gather DE for study and mistake it for me trying to "purify" the Demon Realm they live in!
I want to use my technological advantage to hold them off until my Demon Waifu can show up and clear up the misunderstanding!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658353
Never underestimate the power of someone looking to get angry at something online

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658349
I'm okay with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658342
>Anon, we didn't even know that Monster Wards and DE Siphons existed before he made sure they couldn't be relevant.
>>16658346
>>16658353
>A select few things that just so happen to work against the precious monstergirls happen to explode. Magically. Nothing about them dismantling them, just some silly aura passive.

How can you not think this is silly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658355
Well, look at the positive side anon.
That Kanabo's probably a solid slab of Demon Realm Silver, which means she's gonna beat the resistance out of your spirit energy and then make you her husband by force.
Muscular Oni Pussy's gonna have a vice grip on your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658337
Exactly. This is just another example of MAMONOMANA taken too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658342
Exactly this.
Gremlin's profile actually made the Order *more* formidable than it ever was before, because previously we never knew there was any anti-DE magitek at all.

Anti-DE magitek that doesn't work in the rare cases when gremlins are fucking about is a hell of a lot better for the Order than no anti-DE magitek at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658360
Then have at it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658362
Because this is a setting where children eat fruit designed to train them in how to give blowjobs and literally gods have been transformed into girls so that people can waifu them
How could you ever think this was serious?

[Anonymous No.]

Does it matter? It's an escapism fantasy for lonely virgins. The point is you're supposed to get husbando'd by a monster and then fuck her for eternity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658362
Because we know it's an escapism setting and not a grimdark D&D/Pathfinder/Whatever module.
It's a setting meant for boners and jerking off, not no-fun-allowed grimderp westerners to overanalyze and whine about.
And anyway, you can reverse the effects by keeping her placated with sweets.
Not cum, not a husband, just candy and pastries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658362
>silly aura passive
Yeah, it could have been much better though out than it is. I can dig the whole tech-bane >>16658342 mentioned, but as more of a mechanical saboteur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658371
It's funny that all the anons are in a fit when all he did was point out some less than stellar writing. I agree with >>16658379, and criticizing laziness is not "being mad."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658362
>A select few things
No? Everything gets fucked up including those things. Even mechanical monsters get broken

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658383
>Damage controlling this hard
>When he whined about Gremlins having signature mythological trait.
It was a little more than "criticizing laziness" anon. Don't try to rewrite the narrative because people didn't agree with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658383
You have a point. KC is pretty lazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658362
>The flight crews blamed gremlins for otherwise inexplicable accidents which sometimes occurred during their flights. Gremlins were also thought at one point to have enemy sympathies, but investigations revealed that enemy aircraft had similar and equally inexplicable mechanical problems. As such, gremlins were portrayed as being equal opportunity tricksters, taking no sides in the conflict, and acting out their mischief from their own self-interest.

Nope, the Wonderland where you can drink syrup that makes you think you're a dog and teleport with a kiss is fine.
The loli anti-breast terrorist research organization is normal.
Tentacle forests that infertile couples turn to where single men can become manifested lords of tentacle rape are A-OK.
>>16658370
No issue with sexually training your precocious little daughters.


>It is very silly that the creatures blamed for inexplicable failures cause inexplicable failures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658385
>Everything
Care to cite that? The paragraph is quite specific. And I didn't bring up mechanical monsters. I have no issues with that point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658244
I really like the situation depicted, just not the art style.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll make a MGE specific version of this tomorrow, too late/lazy for now unless one already exists that I don't know about

[Anonymous No.]

I think the big issue is that the first time we hear about thesre magical siphons is also literally in the same sentance as "LOL, they don't work, and actually might just explode and corrupt you faster."

It's lazy and pointless. I agree with anon, I have no idea why he even bothered to bring them up at all instead of leaving it at ALL mechanical devices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658403
He brought them up to inform us of their existence anon.
What are the odds you're actually going to run into a Gremlin outside of monster territory anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658371

It doesn't, really. The powerlevels also don't matter, at least not for fighting. The only monster powerlevel that matters is the one that measures how much you want to fuck them. That's much more valuable to them than battle prowess.

Which means it would give different readings depending on the person and their tastes, see?

Werecat makes me dick explode, but I don't care about lilims, for example. So the werecat would be like fucking Broly or something and the lilim would be that faggot Yamcha.

>but they can brainwa-
Shut up faggot. Your fetishes are a part of you, they're who you are. You are your fetishes. They're forever ingrained into your being. If you let a bitch take that away from you, then damn, you a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658403
It's the most pedantic and nitpicky thing to complain about and no matter how many times people are reminded that the setting isn't meant to be this intricately flowing super hard-packed thing there are still a handful of people and a few samefaggers that say these lines which have never, ever done anything but start pointless arguments
There's just no value to it, it's not like because of some anon's post people are gonna write a letter to KC saying 'hey, start writing better'. It's just complaining for the sake of showing people 'look guys, I don't like thing'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658402
What with a paladin or monster girl or something?

Anyway that would be pretty funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658420
Yeah a Paladin and some uncorrupted valks and stuff
I'll meme it up

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of DE Siphons, I'd love to build equipment that integrates them and sell it to adventurers who want to get laid.
You know how horny an unmarried magic monstergirl would get if you absorbed every spell she casts into a shield and then blast her with concentrated DE? Pretty damn horny.

[Anonymous No.]

My OC Lilim is the best monster ever. She's more powerful than any of yours. She's even blue!

Never mind the fact that she's translucent and has the consistency of jello, or that she has trouble around large (or small) bodies of water. Or that cold environments make it difficult for her to move, and exceedingly hot days make her dry up. She's sensitive, that's all! Besides, those little quirks mean that she can carry everything she needs right inside herself, like a fancy personal dimensional pocket, albeit a very small one.

No, my OC Lilim is most certainly NOT a Khepri, and that's final. She said so herself, and I believe her. She wouldn't lie to me, would she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658427
I seriously think a Spirit Energy Shaman could do some crazy damage to Monstergirls. And by damage I mean leave them quivering orgasming messes with no defenses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658414
That's a pretty powerful statement anon and makes alot of sense. To be it doesn't matter what kind of tech a gremlin has or about exploding corrupting tools.

What if it's corruption/brainwashing by the girl you love though? Is that ok?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658418
>There's just no value to it
That's a pretty cynical way to look at it. I absolutely think there's value in making an example of what not to do. Do we not have a solid group of writefags both talented and/or developing? Should we just ignore lazy writing and pretend we can't improve?

He even specifically thanked writefags who don't take shortcuts, and yet you all jump on him as if he's just whining for the sake of shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658432
You lost me at Khepri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658433

If you love her, you trust her. As long as you loved her beforehand, go for it. Might be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's be honest anon. Unless you're planning to join the Order, it isn't a big deal. If you're worrying it will cause you to get corrupted pre-waifu or something then that isn't a problem because you can just intergrate being with your waifu in your setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658337
How would a Gremlin respond to an Automaton 100% immune to mamanomana AND hacking attempts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658446
I have no idea, but I actually thought the hacking part was actually quite clever and fitting. But I dared to criticize the other bit, so I guess that just makes me a shitposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658446
With a wrench. Duh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658437
>I absolutely think there's value in making an example of what not to do
Yeah, I'm seeing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658446
[Worried laughter] followed by "Your attempts are failing" in monotone.

Something about the Gremin and Automaton duo which is just cute. They i together like peas in a pod, shoggoth and Kiki.

Would be nice seeing the first anon to waifu both of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658432
Only a madman would accuse your OC Lilim of being a Khepri

Don't forget to go to the DL's family dinner every Friday evening, you'll have plenty of fun there

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658446
>>16658450
What if a Gremlin kidnapped an Automaton's Anon and making her getaway while the Automaton was left broken in places, with only a music cassette with "I need a hero" in her built in cassette player

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658452
>I need a hero
Ewww.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658452
So begins a Automaid's dakka filled questfor vengance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658447
A bunch of people saying they disagree and pointing out how it made sense to them doesn't make you a shitposter
Being unable to accept that a bunch of people disagreed and pointed out how it made sense to them, on the other hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658444
>Unless you're planning to join the Order
The one true path.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658451
Oh, it's a real blast. She has plenty of fun with the dessert bar.

The only problem is that we have to get new outfits every time, she's a bit clumsy and gets something gooey on her clothes no matter what, and it gets all over. We could wash it out, sure, but for some reason it always comes out blue, in the exact shade as my OC Lilim's skin.

Speaking of, her name is Dinah Stihl. She's got a bit of an accent, although admittedly seems somewhat forced, like she's trying to be more normal but doing it completely wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658458
The meme path more like.
Enjoy getting your armor torn off as the monster wife you never knew you wanted takes your virginity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658244
I should try reading this again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658465
Wait I'm having a stroke
Khepri? Do you mean a slime of some kind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658457
>unable to accept
That's unfair. I only replied to the first few posts. That's sort of the point of a discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658468
>meme
Disgraceful. They can't even let poor humans protect themselves from stray corruption. We need to show strength in these dark times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658470
No, I mean that she is most certainly not one of those desert-found bug girls, thankyouverymuch. She's oddly insistent on that point, to the extent that I have to wonder if she had some bad history with one while growing up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658452
>ywn be princess carried by an automaton

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658458
We shall smite the heathens together, brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658476
I'd join the Order just to make me being corrupted that much more better and enjoyable.

I'd secretly hate the Order though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658476
There are literally zero downsides to getting a monster waifu and loving her for the rest of your extended life anon.
Zero downsides. Just cuddle a Demon and let all your troubles melt away knowing that her love will carry you through the hard times.

[Anonymous No.]

Lets talk about ghost warriors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658485
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658485
Oh, let them run a bit first blueberrybro. A lot of monstergirls appreciate the chase!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658485
Freewill is overrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658453
>>16658454
>>16658480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POxMp61Ksbk

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658488
Do they need to be beaten so they can move on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658488
Is that KI's hisako?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658491
I like the idea of a MG giving me a head start and then chasing me down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658470
Hang on, I took a pic to show what I mean. Hope it comes out okay. It's kinda low quality, but my good camera is analog, so it'll have to do. Should also show what I mean about needing new outfits; this is a blue board, so I asked her to put on something so delicate sensitivities wouldn't be offended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658491
Eh. You've got your fearboners, I've got my heartboners. Let's agree that both approaches are good since Demons are S-tier girls.

>>16658498
Order, pls go. Nowhere did I say that free will would be lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658509
But freewill is overrated. I like the idea of not having freewill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658499
Whoops, had it confused with "Hero." If my automatron starts blasting Skillet I'm having her returned under warranty.

Could be worse though.
WAKE ME UP INSIDE

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658506
Go volunteer at the DL's army. I'm sure they'd love making an event out of it.
>>16658509
See that's why I like you. Ya help paint the full spectrum of Demonlove.
>>16658507
I don't think I'm properly licensed to handle this kind of identity crisis but
Anon, you may wanna sit down

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658513
>you may wanna sit down
Currently sitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658511
Would you rather be a vegetable?

[Anonymous No.]

As far as the conflict is concerned it's just an added incentive to marry a monster girl to me
If the DL wins, everyone gets a cute monster girl wife and lives a happy life
If the Chief God wins then it's back to monster kind and mankind slaughtering each other

(You) are supposed to help the DL by marrying a monster girl and having plenty of sex with her

Really, while the lore is based almost entirely on the conflict it's not much of a factor in daily life unless you specifically want it to be

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658513
Yeah. As much fun as I'm sure "Hunt down and Rape" roleplay is, my dearest fantasy is to raspberry my waifu's stomach and hear her nasal dorky laugh that she only uses when she just can't hold it anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658500
Can't have a undead warrior wife if they move on

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658516
I prefer being a modern major general, myself...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658521
So she's doomed to wander the Earth forever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658523
Where's the Lilim who boasts about all the esoteric things she can do but never once brings up military prowess as one of those things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658263
did you have to point it out? I just wanted to enjoy amazing Kraken-art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658530
Victoria? Being a dork in her fortress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658501
Yeah, she found her father's sword and now she's a little less scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658515
...Your waifu is a fantastic lilim, and I wish her the best. She's also definitely not a Khepri.
>>16658520
I've always wondered, does yours ever wear glasses? I've imagined it before in some of your posts/greentexts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658518
>If the Chief God wins then it's back to monster kind and mankind slaughtering each other
How else will we honor our warrior heritage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658534
Victoria is a good girl who didn't deserve being forced to become a war-time leader. Whatever happened to that wonderful garden she had planned? War truly brings out the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>"hey anon we have been together for quite awhile, but who is this Four Chan guy you mentioned before?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658543
She must never know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658535
>A little less scary.
>Not fucking her normal from
WEAKLING!
The closer she is to a undead abomination the better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658488
Zombie warriors are better

>>16658532
I'm just a bit disheartened that the best pieces of Kraken art always feature her with legs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658543
>implying my waifu doesn't shitpost even more than I do

[Anonymous No.]

mite mite

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658543
>"This 'anon' guy sounds like a real fuckin stud, is he married to literally every monstergirl?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658551
Mites are gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658554
I bet Kanna eats mites all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658539
I told you she wasn't a Khepri. Why would I have needed to sit down for you to remind me of that?

And yes, Dinah is amazing. I swear, that traitor hero must be having the best sex of all time because if their daughters are anything like the the Maou, well...Let's just say Dinah's got COMPLETE control inside and out, and loves one-upping previous performances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658546
Have you seen her in action? I don't want that anywhere near my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658551
I'm gonna make her cry by putting her puffy tailball in my mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658548
They are on monchan, that doesn't mean they must know this site.

>>16658544
>"I also noticed every time you see a yellow van you change... You start to talk about how you would demolish it. Is this some kind of human custom or holiday?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658567
>I also noticed every time you see a yellow van you change... You start to talk about how you would demolish it. Is this some kind of human custom or holiday?
I also block our daughter from going to the pool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657886
not promising anything, but I have had writing desires lately...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658543
I'll show her the video of the exploding van

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658566
You're in for a shock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658571
aaaaaaw NOICE

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658580
W-what do you mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658581
worst PPP

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658584
I don't actually play/watch/read Kfriends, I just dig the idea of penguingirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658586
Penguins and Shoggoths share living spaces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658592
You drive a hard bargain, I'm in then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658581
lewd or just pure, nursing body heat sharing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658586
Shogs love penguin meat. Almost as much as cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGsmE0hja8c
Only the literal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658595
I'm torn. Really, truly I am, I mean it.
Lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uy11ZG0lTjc
I'd still fuck it

[Anonymous No.]

Being a little toy for a dominant Hellhound sounds nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658337
Before there weren't even confirmed wards or stall devices whatsoever you fucking idiot. He improved the lore by introducing them, as well as empowered the Order and threw a bone to muh human powah fags. And what did you want them to be anyway, uncounterable?

>Thank you writefags, for ignoring his bullshit.
You're the kind of faggotry that's been associatively sticking to writing and ruining it for me over the years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658601
okay, let the NOOTing commence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658613
Noot noot motherfucker
Yer a gahd, strange mystery writer with a wide brim hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658605
Don't forget to struggle so that you trigger her competitive instinct and she dominates you even harder

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658609
>You're the kind of faggotry that's been associatively sticking to writing and ruining it for me over the years.
Nice shitpost. Top kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658609
I have no idea what you're trying to say. And why are you bringing this back up? Check your autism, and move on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658586
Fucking secondary, REEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658633
Ees just a drawings
Why you haff to be mad
Nah but the designs do look cute, just haven't gotten around to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16657783
>On drawing break after making so little progress my work is exactly as awful as it was months ago
>see you guys pepping each other up with desires of drawing your waifud
Like a bad habit I keep getting drawn back in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658640
>drawn back
Charon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658633
Soft breasts that get indented by bras are the absolute best
I just want to sink my fingers into them

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658628
>>16658632
Calm your tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658613
Remember, Penguins practically smother each other for warmth in the cold seasons

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658640
You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons.
Sleep well and dream of fun things
like driving back the monster hordes and returning as a battle-hardened hero

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658653
You are already trapped within The Honeypot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658633
I want to rape Shoebill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658657
What if I like the hordes better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658640
I don't think I've doodled my waifu though.
Certainly haven't done any Byakuren doodles, mandingo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658648
>Big soft emperor penguin girl smothers you for warmth
We need a penguin monster girl ASAP

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658679
I'd rather Anthropornis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658679
>In a bastardization of how penguins hide their eggs under their ponch, she has an obsession with hiding you under her sweater while she still wears it, getting you all nice and toasty as you're squished against her huge heaving titties

[Anonymous No.]

Aural domination awaits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658653
WeLcOmE tO ThE hOtEl CaLiFoRnIa
>>16658678
I can't even grow the pair needed to draw her. I immediately end up erasing everything because it's not good enough to look like her.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658697
Would I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653168
>>16653178
http://imgur.com/a/knreS

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658706
Top kek, those are great
Will save for later use

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658706
Someone should sync the forehead flick gif to a meme song.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658691
imaging this scene should be enough to fuel me through the writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658691
But is it one of the new popular sweaters or is it the good old classic?

[Anonymous No.]

The Sun must rise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658750
are the Lizard-Incas sacrificing slaves pelvises to their Gods?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658759
Who cares? Let's steal all their bling while they're busy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658760
That's a disgusting crime
You know reptiles and birds love their bling, why take it away from them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658765
For glory, God and country?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658769
So you're going to steal from an Aztec God because some other God told you to?
That's godism

[Anonymous No.]

Moths are too good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658831
The weak should fear the strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658836
Never sniff a moth unless you want to be overtaken by an uncontrollable urge to breed her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658869
Ganna sniff her then take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658869
Sniff her and lock her in a mating press, it's the right thing to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658876
>Once they’ve obtained a husband, they start to sense their husband’s spirit energy as an even stronger and warmer light, to the point that other lights feel dim to them. To them, this light is like the only light in the darkness. Their heart and body are always drawn towards that light, and they desire to nestle close to their husband as if to aggressively fawn on and cling to him. And once they touch the light of their husband directly, they get an unlimited urge to have his sperm poured inside and have life dwell within their womb, and then it makes them want to have children with their husband even more.

Can you handle being the light of her life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658893

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Hefty spider posterior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658901
Does she have a cold?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658893
That sounds perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658931
I desire pudgy spiders.
Pudgy spiders with large botoms

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658935
I think it's a bit more like heartburn.

[Anonymous No.]

So Friday is Chaos day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658972
No, that's tomorrow along with dragon worship day I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gremlin fucks up all devices
Well that puts a nail in the coffin of any modern tech VS MG fantasy arguments. Just teleport a gremlin in and laugh as electricity fries and gets wiped out, communication goes down, car engines blow and guns jam

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658983
They could just feed her some candy,

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658931
Goes up your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658987
It's not like she does it intentionally. And don't feed her after midnight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658991
wut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658993
They could just feed her ad lead her away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16653005
>Zombie
>Flail
>Master

I should probably try a clever bit of misdirection before I end up cleaning my potential wife's mausoleum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659005
So long as it isn't after midnight. But then you'd fall under a coordinated attack anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>16656992
"Hey you piece of shit"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658931
Amen.

>>16658972
It's always chaos day for me
Today I'm worshipping Atlach-Nacha ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659019
Delinquent daughteru, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659037
The cutest daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659051
This very strangely seems appropriate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659018
What's the worst they could do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659055
It's also cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659051
>>16659055
Delinquent daughters are underrated
Make sure she doesn't go out with those no-good nerds who would teach her that rape is not ok and that she needs to study hard and get a job to find a proper husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659057
The wost they could do If monsters unleash a co-ordinated attack while you've got nothing but knives? Easily overwhelm you.

Or do you mean what's the worst that can happen if you feed gremlin after midnight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659064
They'll be gentle in both cases.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember Kugasari-san?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658983
The part I have a problem with is that the Gremlin fucks up magic items too. They're supposed to be a creature that specifically makes technology malfunction, the part about making magic devices malfunction makes no goddamn sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659091
She is great
We need more yandere monster girls, especially ones that know magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659062
Delinquent daughterus are cute. I want loyal good daughterus. But I'd love to spoil and shower a delinquent daughteru with my affection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659026
Good man, Atlach Nachas need their worship.

>>16658976
Remember to spoil a dragon who means a lot to you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659026
>ywn motorboat an Atlach-Nacha's fat butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659062
My delinquent daughteru would go to a Cromartie-style school with only delinquents in it but no teachers or actual schoolwork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659091
There's no way I could forget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659121
Nah, this time it's my dragon is going to spoil me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659117
Don't spoil her in front of her friends
You wouldnt want to be a cliché obnoxious parent

>>16659141
Great idea, she will learn much more important things in that kind of school like friendship and honor
Does she aspire to be a leader or is she fine being a random thug?

>>16659145
I miss keyhole sweaters, we need them back on all types of monster girls even the flat ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659193
>You wouldnt want to be a cliché obnoxious parent

But I do! I want to call her cute nicknames and tell her friends I made cookies for all them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659193
What if she aspired to be the greatest underling under a leader she respects beyond all else?

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do as a giant nacho spider? Hang upside down and wiggle from side to side all day really fast?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659201
Aww you're no fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659193
>Does she aspire to be a leader
Of course she does, she's an apex predator! She'll take the school by storm with her bleached hair and painted scales!
Although now that I think about it I suppose a Dragon being a low-ranking thug would be funny in a very Cromartie-way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659193
>I miss keyhole sweaters, we need them back on all types of monster girls even the flat ones
This is what the world needs, or just keyhole clothing in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659209
Fight crime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659206
This taste, it's the taste of an Anubis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659210
What would you want me to do? Be a delinquent myself? Try to fit in with her friends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659209
Pop a cap in the caffeine spider's ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659234
Be the cool dad and walk around with no shirt on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659234
Just let her do her stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659209
Fuck the hot girl who turned me into one, that or scare the shit out of Cheshires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659201
>Delinquent daughters and her friends grouped up to plan an attack on the private boys only school
>Anon barges in with a tray of cookies and milk
>He pinches her daughter's cheek and calls her a shameful Nickname before leaving
>The room stayed silent for nearly 3 minutes after that

>>16659206
Its a very noble goal and some species just aren't fit to be leaders so that would make sense

>>16659217
>Delinquent dragon
She isn't just taking over the school, she is taking over the entire district by the time she's 18
Make sure that she doesn't mess with drugs, trafficking shotas is fine though

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659242
But don't Cheshires run on cartoon physics because wonderland?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659227
By wiggling really fast? Tie criminals up in your giant nacho-spider web and make it shake until they're too dizzy to resist?

>>16659235
nani?

You know, I could hack life as a giant spider as long as my face-crotch could spawn 10 small tentacles to act like fingers and I could still do things.

>>16659242
But all she does is whine and insult you. Just leave her on the floor of the cave to rant up at the ceiling and hang around with the other normal, non-nacho spiders. Play chess or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659246
>she is taking over the entire district by the time she's 18
Good, that'll teach her responsibility.
>>16659249
>By wiggling really fast?
No, with kung fu and prep time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659248
If you use dick the cartoon powers fail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659255
Touche.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658165
Do illegal cult activities and evade the city authorities!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659254
>No, with kung fu and prep time.
I can totally see prep time since spiders are masters of prep time, but what kind of kungfu does a giant spider have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659237
That sounds a bit weird anon. Although where my waifu lives it's very hot.

>>16659240
I should. She would not want dad embarrassing her. I just want her to grow up happy and for her to make good choices.

>>16659246
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659264
You have any idea how many kicks you can do with eight legs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659267
>Make good choices
>Delinquent

She'll never be trully strong if you don't let her be a proper evil girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659249
>But all she does is whine and insult you.
But that makes me hard.

Although I do want to make her drink coffee and get all flirty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659278
>"You're MY stupid slimy shitbag~"
Like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659270
But kicks work by utilizing body weight and pivoting and shit. It's fundamentally bipedal.

How would kungfu as a spider even work?

>>16659278
Nah I'm just going to run away, scuttle up to the roof and do my own thing until she apologizes for insulting my cooking. I'll start hanging out with the dark elves, have them worship me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659294
It would work like punching, but with legs. Because spiders have lots of legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659287
Exactly, while being all clingy and planting kisses here and there.
>>16659294
>Nah I'm just going to run away, scuttle up to the roof and do my own thing until she apologizes for insulting my cooking. I'll start hanging out with the dark elves, have them worship me.
Don't worry, insulting your cooking is how nachos say they liked it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659303
>Don't worry, insulting your cooking is how nachos say they liked it.
I'm not coming back until she either says thank you in a genuine non sarcastic way, or gets the fear of abandonment carved into her very being.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm all for the chaos love but you guys need to keep in mind that the sole purpose of the transformation is to become one with your chaos wife
And becoming one pretty much means having sex

You can't just transform and go wander around on your own (except for Shoggoths' but it's the mildest one)
The Wendigo transformation is the perfect example, you can only be transformed under her coat and there you are chained to her and the only activity possible is to pound her from behind

And then there is the question of how intelligent you are while transformed, it's heavily implied that sex is the only thing you want/need when transformed

If you want a waifu who will help you do cool shit then marry one who will train you into a hero or teach you magic

[Anonymous No.]

It is vampire spoiler and pampering day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659344
Sure you can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659350
It's spider butt rub day. Remember to rub a spider's butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659358
But i dont like spiders anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659350
Spoiling and pampering a Vampire is a man's every day duty
Doing it is merely the normal thing to do

Now go offer your neck along with a foot massage to the nearest Vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659358
>>16659350
It's ochimusha lap pillow day though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658745
And while you're in there if it's sexytimes she'll just smotherhump you lazily, or if not slip homemade cookies down the neck of the sweater into her cleavage for you to find
>>16658747
Classic, oversized sweater that's still tight on her big thicc frame.
Maybe some lounging sweatpants or yoga pants that she has to tightly pack her juicy booty into

[Anonymous No.]

This is Toki. She is searching for Friends.

[Maritan No.]

Remember to play with your kids and let them put bears on your head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659376
Can Lilims yield Lilim offspring if they're stronk enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659376
I put bears on my daughteru's horns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659376
I want to drink with that cat, it's probably not a smart idea but I still want to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659376
I know you retconned the whole gangbang thing because it's no longer the most efficient means of mass corruption.

But I bet that cat still does it just because she likes taking fifty cocks in one sitting. Look at that whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659376
That beer wasn't poured right. It's all foam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659376
I want to take a walk in the park with my vampfu while she wears cute girly clothes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659373
What a coincidence! I'm searching for friends as well!
Maybe we can search for friends together.

[Maritan No.]

>>16659382
If both parents are strong it will be a lilim, otherwise it'll be an arch succubus.
In this case, it's a lilim daughteru.
>>16659389
She just likes her alcohol a bit too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659389
>But I bet that cat still does it just because she likes taking fifty cocks in one sitting. Look at that whore.
Hey now, don't talk shit about the cat. She's a cute brown girl and has seen some shit in her time, that's why she does all the drugs.

[Anonymous No.]

Please remember to never run from yanderes.
Or, alternatively, make sure to always run from them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659408
All the drugs means all the dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659408
>Trusting a drugslut not to take the whole Nightclub up the ass

I bet she's transcended snorting coke and cum and just straight up snorts cocks now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659407
Braid beards are kinda cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659416
You can set up an entire night of romance, push every single button in order set the mood perfectly,

Or you can run from a yandere and get her blood really pumping. I know which I'd chose

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659417
>>16659420
>you will never knock up a brown catgirl while she's stoned out of her mind in a pub toilet
Why do I want this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659272
I hope she doesn't do bad and loves her dad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659427
Running away from her is like using cheat codes. You'll get to spend eternity with her, but it won't be very rewarding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659429
How do you even know you're the one to knock her up? You saw the tally marks on her round, tight ass and on the inside of her thick, muscular thighs almost hand designed specifically to bounce on cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659436
>implying I wouldn't be the first in line that night after chugging a bunch of fertility potions

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659436
If the baby looks like him that means he got lucky. If not he can go again..

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659435
No, no I don't mean as some form of bad end scenario. It's just that maybe you set aside friday for a date, and rather than do boring couples stuff you wake up early in the morning, put on some good sneakers, stretch, and start sprinting, leaving behind a "come catch me <3" note on the bed.

It'll give her a chance to polish her stalking and hunting skills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659447
>Using her like a gacha machine
I bet she'd love it too, the drug slut. Just have plenty of boiled SE to inject into her veins and she's good for anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659462
Playing hunter and hunted might be pretty cool. I guess your motivation to not get caught would be to get her more and more riled up the longer she has to look for you. If you were in the mood for smothering hugs, you'd just go to the movies, and if you really wanted to get a scary boner from her face and have it immediately drained you'd hide at a female friend's house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659436
>>16659444
>intentionally not using a condom with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659474
Mamono mana gets rid of the bad stuff. She is a free quick fuck with gacha daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659416
Yanderes a cute. I want a yandere maid who chains me to my bed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659444
>>implying I wouldn't be the last in line that night after chugging a bunch of fertility potions
Fixed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659484
Pretty sure it doesn't get rid of gallons of semen though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659474
Monster girl STDs are sexy though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659474
Silly anon. There are no sexual diseases in MGE. Only sexy diseases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659490
Just pick her up and shake a bit until everything falls off.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to knock up a deadly kunoichi after she gets discovered

the only word she will send back to her superiors will be:

Mission status:Married in action

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659491
I want to cause an epidemic of the quickshot bug but by infecting the slutty Cheshire with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659497
I want to fall for a Kunoichi's cunning plan by spending all day bullying and raping her after her "failed" attempt on my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659508
Then how her plan failed if you fell for it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659509
That's why the scare quotes are there, anon. Her surface level plot to stab me in my sleep led to her keeping me occupied and inactive while I have fun with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659512
Now you confused me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658337
this is autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659524
Yes, but it's old autism.
Let it lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659389
It might be "officially" retconned, but those cum stains will never wash off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659534
I know it's not the right time to bring this up. But you've got a point. The shame of a gang bang never washes off a girl.

So if an MG ever did it, she'd probably have to spend the rest of her life lonely or working in a brothel. It's funny seeing whores get gangbanged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659550
The good news is they'd probably love the brothel life.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not crazy. I know I'm not crazy.

I heard a cat meowing. Like, right next to me. But none of my dogs seemed to notice. I don't have anything like that on my phone and my PC was sleeping.

I don't own a cat, since I'm allergic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658534
>Victoria
>Dork
You funny guy, you get shivved last

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659554
Bunch of sluts. But it's a win win all around. Men visiting the brothel get to have some fun and she gets pleasure.

Not saying it should encouraged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659550
I would to be sorrounded by multiple copies of my waifu via doppelganger potions, just a one night experiment thing to see how it goes then switch the roles with her another night to see if her mind is intact the next morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659555
Come back once you're cured of dyslexia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659555
>I'm not crazy. I know I'm not crazy.
But only an insane man is convinced he isn't insane. Doubt is sanity

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659554
And eventually would happen upon a man who doesn't care about her past and then they marry.
Everyone gets a happy ending

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659555
That Chesire is cute! CUTE!

But anon, you aren't crazy. You've just been visited by a Chesire who will soon be your future wife. Ever woke up to "Ufufufufu" in the night but nothing is there? Ever noticed stray purple hairs on the ground?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659555
I want to take a Cheshire Cat on an adventure to the Shivering Isles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659563
Personally I wouldn't do the doppel ganger potion anyway. But if my waifu suggested it one night, then I'd only be comfortable with the "multiple versions of her". Never the other way around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659574
i guess i am just a degenerate for wanting both versions

now excuse me while i keep daydreaming about malasian airlines

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659569

If fucking only. What I wouldn't give to have a cheshire.

>>16659564

My thoughts are a jumbled mess because I'm freaking out and I also had my coffee. I apologize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659376
Cute. I love Maris cat. Would waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659563
Nothing wrong with that either way. Give her some corruption fruit then unload a huge personal bukkake all over her. Leave her swimming in it absorbing it all up. She'd love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659595
I was thinking of something more lewd and extreme but i will keep to my dirty mind

i dont want to get banned again

that sounds good too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659590
You are a good guy, anon. Make her happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659574
Why don't you both drink doppel potions, and then play sexual musical chairs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659599
I made that post before I read all the bullying and slander she received shortly below.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659604
That's definitely and interesting idea. But orgies have never been my thing. And really I just don't want to see a version of myself fucking my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659598
You wanna see how many copies of your dick she can fit in her mouth/pussy/ass, don't ya?
It's all good with Doppelgänger potions. It's still all you in the same mind sharing sensations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659567
>Everyone gets a happy ending
Well, everyone except that man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659616
>>It's still all you in the same mind sharing sensations.
>Another tragic case of Doppelgänger potion overuse has occurred
>A young man used all his savings to purchase a large amount of potions, drank them all and proceeded to masturbate
>As a result, the young man's mind broke
>He has been taken in for treatment at the MGC home for the bewildered

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659616
Get your waifu used to be gangnbanged. Let's see how good that works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659606
Don't worry, I'll help raising my daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659567
Sure anon. It's always nice to see a girl getting loved and some anon being in love with her no matter what.

But that's a pretty heavy past she's got. It's not just she made love to a few guys, she had men stand around her and all have their way with her while she had the most pleasure she's ever felt in her life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659620
I'd feel sorry for that guy. They'd have to move away far from that town because she'd run into previous men she's fucked all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

All this over a fucking cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659624
Elaborate

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659621
One hell of a hangover, that's for sure!
>>16659624
Speaking from MGE and how it's Monstergirls work that isn't an issue. She'll always love it no matter how it happens as long as it's her husband. That's what's nice about the setting, there's a whole buffet of guiltless pleasures to try!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659621
Which MG aside from chaos ones would be turned on by insanity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659624
Doppel ganger potions. Not even once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659647
Which ones have strong nurturing or nursing instincts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659647
Mad Hatters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659650
Hotaru hatter using a mindbroken anon as a cumpump when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659620
>>16659628
Sounds hot. I bet she's great in bed, her husband's a lucky guy. And from now on the pleasure she'll get from him will be greater then anything she's experienced before

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659659
>the pleasure she'll get from him will be greater then anything she's experienced before

But how do you know that? Also imagine her walking down the street with her husband and passing a guy who had his cock in her mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659671
Because there will be love involved. And so what if she meets one of the dudes? It'll just be a llittle awkward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659671
The knowledge that she's got her arm wrapped around her husband who truly loves her is more than what any cheap rut in a brothel could have ever given her in terms of happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

Sure is cats here. Fuck 'em, marry 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

A stew of your jizz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659671
Cause that's how the MGE setting works. That's like, on every single profile practically that once they find the one there's no greater joy.
She says hi? If it really bothers her then just move. I doubt it would, that's not really how Monstergirls view sex when it's not with their husband.
Y'all got the most silly hangups, I swear!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659642
They're literally just making shit up though. I, for one, believe the cat is a virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659699

I know, I just find the absurdity humorous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659692
I want to molest a cat in a tropical greenhouse while on a dateat the botanical gardens!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658446
How would such an automaton even activate to begin with? The mana that once powered them is gone/unknown and all the current ones were reactivated with monster mana (and as a consequence were altered by it).

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659682
Still, that takes a really broken man to date a girl like that.

>>16659686
>in terms of happiness

>>16659694
Like I said, must take a really broken man to not react or feel anything about that. How could you ever trust she loves you the most and you give her the most pleasure when she's had 10 cocks in every hole.

And it doesn't matter how monster girls view sex. It's how humans see it, your wife may not see her "cock in the mouth every hour hooker life" as bad. But her husband will. And just imagine how sad it must make him feel, does she not care?

Very strange views you guys have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659692
>tfw no sphinx to wake up to them sleeping on top of me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659709

Just make sure to take responsibility when you flip their switch. They are capricious creatures. You might just wake up with one sitting atop your crotch one morning, looking at you expectantly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659723
Cat girls are a cute and deserve love. Personally I'd have a sphinx aswell. They're like the Chesires of the desert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659714
I mean if that's how you feel I guess. I wouldn't go out of my way to try and downplay or spread rumors about a happily married couple who are okay with each other's pasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659105
Except the myths about them relate to real world technology, they never say that gremlins "can't" mess with magic technology, magic technology is just not mentioned period as it wasn't relevant in those myths.

Plus beyond fairly simple machines built on steam power and such the only tech in the MGE setting is magitech, so if gremlins couldn't use their abilities on such devices they wouldn't have much to do in the setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659748
It's not exactly necessary to spread rumors about someone who's sampled every cock in the realm, often multiple times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659748
I don't really have a problem with other people doing it. It's just I'd never in my life do something like that. And even if I was that guy it would break me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659726
I'm going to take advantage of my smooth, silky human dick and cumflate her every morning before she wakes up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659248
Their powers may be more limited if they leave Wonderland, since the profile notes the "able to appear anywhere" power is specifically only when they are in Wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659294
What about horses and other 4-legged kickers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659344
>And then there is the question of how intelligent you are while transformed, it's heavily implied that sex is the only thing you want/need when transformed

Given KC has repeatedly said the husband can change back at will, one would assume you have enough intelligence in the form to at least decide to do that.

It'd be pretty silly for instance if your mindflayer wife got attacked or something and you wouldn't be at all concerned because you can only think about fucking her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659765
They kick the same way as spiders, with directional force. A spider could use its hydraulics to kick and a horse springs its muscles to kick. But martial arts is different yeah? It uses boy weight and technique and shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659248
So Cheshires are also for stretching?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659782
Cheshires are for casting shrinking magic on and using as onaholes.

[Anonymous No.]

Big Nooki booty.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=61705967&from_sid=2292860521

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659590
me too. I'm not into Lilims, but the cat has always been cute and sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659807
That's just plain fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658118
She has no right to be this hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659814
It's not her fault, she's just built that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658107
Gon fist that robutt butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659809
I would do dirty things to that cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659723
I'd love to wake up with a shortstack Sphinx on my chest.
That or a dire one

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659807
The best

[Anonymous No.]

>No image of an Automaton that looks like 2B yet

[Anonymous No.]

This thread needs more warriors.
Meeting your wife on the battlefield would rock.

Or just introduce them to fighting games, what ever floats your boat
>YWN Beat Selene in a game of street fighter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659832
That's the ticket.
>>16659865
I want to see an Automaton with Toobies hairstyle/proportions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659865
2B is literally an Automaton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659870
I prefer Rogues and Mages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659848
>shortstack sphinx

That would be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659876
>literally
Not the MGE kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659874
I want to cum on her dolljoints. All of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659870
Fighting just isn't my thing. I'm no sure if my waifu would be into it though. She's a
Guard so would a guard do that to find a husband?

If so then I probably wouldn't stand a chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659881
That it would.
I'd use her like a teddy bear

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659883
But still literally an Automaton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659870
My waifu is already a fighter so I don't need to worry about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659870
>Show Selene fighting games.
>She likes the idea so much she adds an arcade to the battle mansion.
>Starts using veiwing magic like a streaing service
>TFW you accidentally brought E-sports to the monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659870
The real question is:
Big heavily armored monstergirls or swift lightly armored girls?

[Anonymous No.]

Beware the dreaded Mofu Trap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659902
>Big heavily armored monstergirls or swift lightly armored girls?
Depends on how much of an equip load Demon Realm silver armor has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659899
To be fair, if fighting games were a thing at the battle mansion, I'd sign up for it.
I have a better chance at beating them at guilty gear than actually battle.

>>16659902
Heavy Armour
have adventures as a heavy knight duo

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659909
Mofu Trap is how my waifu gets me to go to bed already dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659916
Does she leave your dick hanging out so you don't stain her tails?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659870
>YWN challenge her to a battle game and get her confident
>YWN beat her in Total War because 1v1 a shit and she doesn't know how to do anything else

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659926
>mofu waifu
>not wanting her tails covered in her husbands cum
Monster girls don't care about how hard it would be to clean out, I bet their tails are like semen sponges anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659937
Mofu play would be like anal. A lot of extra work involved for a special pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659926
The dick ends up in the waifu.
We just drift off to sleep in a mofu cocoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659870
>tfw Inari have too many voluminous fluffy tails to properly fit inside a tank.
>Tankery still isn't a sport
It's not a good feeling

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659909
I want to intentionally walk into the mofu trap!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659941
Patrician taste, as expected of one who consorts with Foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659951
Whose mofu trap would you walk into? Just some older lady's?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659931
Se will probably have to ask her sisters on how to git gud at war.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659967
Maybe a CC Inari's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659986
Pro choice: your fluffy aunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659989
Oh yes. That sounds good. Kitsune Ara Ara Aunty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659916
Reminds me of that one Hex Maniac picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659995
Which one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659992
Desperate nerd aunts are the best. I want to deflower a 35-yo fluffy virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658539
>does yours ever wear glasses?
Yeah actually. She only needs them for reading though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659997
This one

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1963098

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660004
35 is still "practically a kid" years for kitsune though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660015
Nice. That's about what I thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660025
It's her age in human years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660018
GOD, these two fucking pictures, this is fucking exactly what I want a Holstaur to do to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660004
>deflowering a CC

Nothing in life is better then this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660031
We all do anon.

We all do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660031
They're pretty fantastic. Agreed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660018
Darkness in a Hex Maniac's body would be the literal perfect girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660046
The masochist from Konosuba?
She'd be better as a dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660031
Imagine a thick Automaton saying stuff like this after "accidentally" electrocuting herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660049
>The masochist from Konosuba?
Yes.

>Y-you're going to put your dick in my tight, virgin pussy, aren't you?
>You'll push me against the wall and just ram it in...
>You're going to ruin my hymen and make me bleed all over the floor...
>You won't even let me rest after you do it, you'll just keep on fucking me like an animal...
>And then afterwards you'll leave me on my knees, dribbling cum onto the floorboards...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660049
Where's that greentext screencap of the dragon tyrant who gets interrupted by her husband before she fights an intruder so she can get spanked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660049
Mere lizard dragon adventures sounds fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660060
Darkness is for bullying by doing everything she wants and then showering her with love and affection.

>>16660063
She's busty, she's tough, she's even high level.
It's just she loves pain and fantasizes about being made into a human's cumdump.
Are you sure you want her in your party?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660056
She'd go on and on about how her defenses are down and how she's sure the chances of her artificial womb surviving the impending assault are critically low

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660070
I want to bully her by not pushing her face to the floor and forcing her to lick up the blood, cum and juice she spilled out of her but instead princess carrying her to the bed and cuddling her lovingly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660070
Would not resist violating her virgin hole and not taking resposibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660071
>Statement: My hips are moving on their own!
>Statement: My hips are moving on their own!
>Statement: My hips are moving on their own!
>Statement: My hips are moving on their own!
>Dear, cmon, you're doing that on purpose

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660074
I couldn't avoid violating her virgin hole and taking responsibility. I'm just not cut out for abandonment play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660077

That's a good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660077
It's only for the strong of heart. Though I would probably step on her head and kick her around a bit, also shave her head into the cold puddle of cum in the ground and force her to lick it. Maybe breaking one of her horns would be fine too though that would leave me without a handle bar for facefucking.

Though this is forbidden territory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660072
That's how you fluster a girl like Darkness.

>>16660074
Anon that's exactly what she wants. Bully her by taking responsibility and making her an honest woman!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660084
Nah. Taking resposibility is meh.

Also, do you think I would be able to draw blood from her and sell it? Would be nice if she worked for something else other than a cumdump. I bet dragon scales sell for a lot too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660080
I guess I could spin it as making her my slave and forcing her to cater to my every whim. She won't get away with just being raped, she also has to be my plush toy and hair model.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660089
okay no, you're just mean.
No masochistic dragon for you.

[Anonymous No.]

What about just cuddling and having a platonic relationship with a Dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660091
I think it's better that way. If a dragon just gently doms me the mean goes away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660092
Hey boys, get a load of this fag!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660092
>cuddling
>platonic

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660075
As long as it doesn't end in:

>My external appearance is down 0.3%. Master, I need to be cleaned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659870
I bet you can distract her with fancy weapons that makes her go on a rant on how impractical they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660092
I-is this the famous cunttease play? Only super sadists can keep it up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660095
That's not gay anon. I'm sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660092

You'd basically be torturing her without even knowing it. Trying to be "just friends" with a MG is difficult. You'd become fuck buddies, at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660111
Not if you have a wife already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660100
What does Selene even like? I mean outside of fighting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660104
Silly anon. It's just a friendly relationship.

>>16660111
But what if you're related?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660115
Why are you cuddling other guys when you have a wife? I get hanging out and talking, but cuddling is too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660077
I would perfectly capable of violating a monstergirl to the point where she passes out, but I couldn't really just leave her there while she desperately licks semen off the floor.
In fact, I'd much rather carry her and have her passed out against my chest, s

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660092
I want to tease a masochistic Dragon by sniffing her hair and poking my boner into her butt while we cuddle but never putting it in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660120
I'm not that guy from before, so I thought we were talking about actually being friends.
Cuddling goes into girlfriend territory at a minimum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660123
I mean. I just want to cuddle my special dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660115
That doesn't always stop an MG from falling for you either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660128
I want to have her cuddle my dick with her cloaca.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660118

I mean, if she's like your aunt or something, then okay. But if she's not married, it could still get intimate very easily, whether you want it or not.

If you're cuddling an unmarried MG and you yourself have a wife, it's probably just making things hard for them. Unless it's like a child or something, and even then, you might end up with more than you bargained for.

I'm not trying to be the "no fun" police or anything. Just look at it from the monster's perspective. Cuddling is an intimate thing, reserved for relationships and families.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660128
How special is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660136

In his eyes? More special than a unicorn with a winning lottery ticket.


...oh wait, unicorns actually exist when MGs are involved. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660133
Being an incubus at my waifu's hands, I'd be more than capable of turning them down.
By force, if they're going to be an ass about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660116
I'm going to assume sandwiches, seeing as that's what she was eating in one story.
Or seeing as she's a creation of Beast it could just be orange juice

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660135
But I want to cuddle my Jabberwock big sister. There's nothing wrong with that is there?

>>16660136
It's very hard for me to put into words.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to break into a gremlin's shop and steal her materials so I can make my perfect automaton waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660171
Alpbot pls stay gone

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660162

I mean, if she's married then at that point it'd probably just be sibling bonding. If not then it'd be tough for her to repress her "big sister monster instincts". Even if you're the one who's married, I am not sure what would happen.

Honestly, if you're growing up with a MG nee-san, you're almost certainly not going to end up marrying anyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660171
>that western pig face
Gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660179
But anon, neither of us would be married. But it would be strange marrying my big sister, r-right? And it's not allowed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660191
It's not incest if it's a Titania!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660191

Oh it's allowed. And she's going to make you fall for her. Hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660203
I wanna slap a Titania's titties back and forth for a full hour while she just gives a confused smile
Then pat her head and go back about my day
I will do this every morning except on Mondays

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660206
Will it involve cuddling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660191
If you can't marry your big sister, you can always move in together with her start filming pornos for money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660216

A lot. All the time. Big sisters are very protective. They win you over by showing how much they care about you. They'll even forcefeed you if you're not eating.

It might sound like a pain, but trust me, it beats the hell out of not having anybody to worry about you. Isolation is an awful feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660228
>They'll even forcefeed you if you're not eating.

I shouldn't find this hot should I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660097
Try telling a Yeti that cuddling is platonic and she'll laugh all the way to her bed where you'll get cuddleraped

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660232
If it's wrong I don't wanna be right

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660232

Why not? It just shows how much they care. Like, the guy in Inganock would have died if his catgirl gf hadn't forced food down his throat all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660206
But I love my big sister. Is that enough?

>>16660219
I wanna live with my big sister! I love her so much and she is so much to me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660239
>Monster talks about how you're nothing but skin and bones and shoving the food she made down your throat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660152
Why orange juice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660242

It is. Over time, you'll love her so much that you can't imagine life without her. The love will flourish and before you know it, you won't be able to think about any other woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660244
Hnng

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660248
But anon that's happening already. I can't describe how much I love my Onee san. I also can't describe how painful it is her not existing in this world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660250
What monster would be most likely to do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660254

Well, at least yours isn't dead because her writer is an incompetent hack with a pettanko fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660254
Orcs
Definitely Orcs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660266
Green or pig?

I could see Trolls and maybe Halflings doing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660272
Pig. Nobody holds a cookout like they do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660203
But that's forbidden love and isn't allowed with your Big Sister!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660272
>Halflings
If we go by Tolkien standards then they're a bunch of chubby, cheerful layabouts not fond of exploration
Id be fine with one.
Hopefully they're shortstacks

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660234
That's because they're terrible people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660302
>That's because they're wonderful people.
Fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660281
Big Sister creampies are the best. Every onee-san should be filled to the brim with their little brother's cum every moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660311
My waifu has a little brother and I'm the one filling her up with cum. Checkmate incesteist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660303
Would a good person randomly hug you on the street?
Thought not. They prey on innocents with their cruel hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660206
I want to bring leone back as a zombie cat. Why do the best girls always have to die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660325
They hug you because they love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660324
Her little brother is furiously masturbating to her right now. At least let him fill her rectum with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660285
They have to be!

You deny me Dwarf Shortstacks don't deny me Hobbit ones KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660311
But what if I don't want to make love to my Onee san?

What if I just want to cuddle and love her? What if I just want to do everything with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660336
No, she's mine. He'll keep masturbating forever until he finds a pure love.

I've broken the the Otouto/Nee-san thingy.

[Anonymous No.]

Could Monster girls sense a guy masturbating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660341
Onee-chans aren't strong enough to resist their innate otoutolust

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660339
Would be fantastic although I can only see them as NEETs in modern settings....or really good cooks

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660350
they can smell it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660350
Yes, they can smell the SE in the air.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660341
One day she'll platonically take your dick in her mouth and you'll cum all over her tongue. Then you won't be able to resist it anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660353
>really good cooks

I'm ready for second breakfast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660327

Well, I already said my piece on the author. We're just not allowed to have nice things.

I just want to hold her and save her. I like to imagine choosing nee-san creates a "good end" timeline. Hell, I didn't even have a thing for big sisters before her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660361
More like second dicking

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660360
>>16660352
That can't be good. Guess I'll just have to love the time we spend before that happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660366
Anon, just hurry up and find a girl that's not your sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660366
You'll get to have fun with her afterwards, too. You'll just be fucking her too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660365
We can do both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660372
This is why they are chubby.

I'm really anal about my diet so a Halfling wife would probably be having second breakfast alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660370
But I've never loved another girl's company than I like my big sister. She's much better than those girls who don't love me.

>>16660371
I hope she's gentle. That's always how I imagined I'd like love making.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660376
Would you really leave her alone? Crying over the breakfast she worked so hard to make?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660344
You aren't supposed to do that. The otouto will never find a girl because he was destined to be with his Onee-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16659474

What's the worst that could happen? Your mouth turning into a broken .jpg?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660379
If you love your sister so much, why are you so against consummating your love? You should be glad to lose your virginities together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660382
He'll be fine with a wisp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660380
I may not leave her alone but I'd only have a smaller portion of second breakfast or just have two small portions of both breakfasts

Like I said, I'm really particular about what I eat

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660379
So you want to have sex with her but at the same time you don't? Just have her rape you on your sleep and you should be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660392
Sounds like a Hobbit girl isn't for you then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660402
I love food and I love shortstacks but I'd have to monitor my intake if I lived with her.

Because, so help me god, I will snap and live in a gym if I put on weight.

Which is weird cause I like chubby girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660412
She wouldn't mind. She probably likes seeing you work out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660418
Would be an interesting dichotomy with me being tall and fit while she's small and not

[Anonymous No.]

Where would be the best place to take MGs for a vacation?`
Where would you take your waifu for a vacation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660481
the bedroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660481
I don't know. Maybe I would take her to the beach or camping/climbing a mountain. Somewhere relaxing is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660481
Taking a villainous girl to normal vacation spots would only end in comedy. I would instead take her to remote MG lands, like the Winter Palace and surrounding villages of arctic monstergirls.

Or obscure Chaos communities in old ruins and deep caves. I'm sure they have attractions worth seeing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660481
Maybe somewhere nice and warm, like a secluded old coastline to just relax and cuddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660481
Private beachside resort or mountain retreat.
BIkinis or snowbunny outfit.
Parties and hottubs and fucking and more fucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658118
>>16658107

[Anonymous No.]

>>16658107
>No big booty Lava Golem pics
Naav I swear to god I'm lurking like a shark for when those commissions open

[Anonymous No.]

Will a Dark Mage still get her bust upgrades if I cum in her belly button every time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660551
You have the right idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660562
Only if she slurps it up afterward, and let's not kid ourselves, she's gonna, the desperate slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660567
She might masturbate it into her vagina, too. You never know with former humans.

[Anonymous No.]

For the record, I'm not Necropedo-kun, you paranoid idjits. I like my undead women like I like my brandy. Full-bodied and with 20 lbs of flavor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660579
Well that came out of nowhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660579
You tell them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660579
What are you even talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660565
>Bring Golem to a certain collegiate campus
>Her magical stone parts are made of marble or alabaster, with her pale organic body having a booty and hip combo that could easily squeeze into size 12 jeans
>A true Siberian Madame, with heavy breasts as well. Her accent thick and Greek as the days are long.
>Show her the marvel of modern day sculpting, a bronze statue of a man with hammer and chisel, literally sculpting himself from the pillar of stone
>There's a small plaque beneath it
[ MAN CANNOT REMAKE HIMSELF WITHOUT SUFFERING, FOR HE IS BOTH THE MARBLE AND THE SCULPTOR. ]
>She stares at it for what feels like an eternity
>Turns to face you, her chest heaving uncharacteristically
>Her brow somehow profusely sweating
>Takes you around back and gives you a night you'll never forget
>...
>Later gives you your own special present, a bronze bracelet with that same plaque reading on the inside of it, her name chiseled in the same style of the runes on her arms
>Refuses to make eye contact when you emphasize it's like she's proposing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660579
Oh, you're the guy who wrote the greentext about taking a loliwight by her hands and doing her in the butt then I assume?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660621
Nah. Just a guy confused as to why I was being accused of being Necropedo-kun when usually you'd know it was me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660617
That's pretty cute. We don't get much straight up golem stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

Not sure why I don't see big Wyverns often.
They seem like the kind of girls who'd be good momsters or Onee sans, in a weird sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660617
10/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660640
You're art is actually fairly good anon! I really like it aswell. Keep up the good work!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660640
Wiiiing huggu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660642
She's under arrest for having hips too wide
That's gotta be a crime

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660643
Thank you. I pride myself on my general decency.

And hips, those too.
>>16660647
If only I could've figured out wings. Would've looked a bit better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660650
The punishment is to be intercruraled and bred.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660667
We'll see how she likes havin godlike hips when she's waddling around with a baby bump with a loving husband gently gripping them affectionately! That'll teach her!

[Anonymous No.]

Pot bellied P'Orcs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660640
I wish there was more dragon winghugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660676
buuiiiii?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660672
She shouldn'tve been so obviously fertile if she didn't want to be firmly yet gently impregnated over and over again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660680
i don't know what that is but yes, I want those P'Orcs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660685
It's the way Japanese hear pigs. Like 'wan' instead of 'bark', they say 'buii' instead of 'oink'.
And agreed. Eat her out with some bbq sauce for kinkytimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660690
Ah, Ok.
I'd have her squealing in no time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660683
Don't be so wide if you can't do the time, that's the old adage. I'm sure a long life of many children and TLC from a husband that makes her his whole world and brings her and her children nothing but happiness and comfort will scare her straight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660678
More wing hugs in general would be nice.
Might do a Griffon later doing a winghug, that is for sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660696
Griffon's winghugs must be fluffy heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660695
What if you only bred a wide hips legal loli once in her entire life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660621
I like my undead lolis having the "un" part, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660698
Think, Double hugs from both the arms and wings while she presses her furry legs against you.

Speaking of Griffons, why did they get a vaguely native american clothing design and not Thunderbirds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660702
Well I mean she'll grow up eventually. But are you suggesting you'd only use those hips designed specifically for bearing many children once? That in and of itself would be a crime as well!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660710
>That in and of itself would be a crime as well!
What's the punishment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660709
Double hugs from arms and wings, tail wrap and leglock along with kissing too. That is the ultimate fluffy form love from winged creatures. I still prefer dragon though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660717
>That is the ultimate fluffy form love from winged creatures.
That it is
>spoiler
That's a respectable opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660714
Oral service to her, once a day to the victim. Criminal couples, I swear! You're gonna end up a loving, sexually intimate and large-familied bunch of criminals. You'll have to coordinate with a parole officer to make sure you're both meeting your quotas.
Case dismissed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660635
I actually unironically like Golems but my work ethic is pretty much at a state of zero due to irl stuff and the fact that I'm finding myself avoiding this thread more and more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660562
Sadly, inherent bust upgrades turned out to be a mistranslation. They get more beautiful/alluring as they get more powerful, but they don't necessarily get bigger breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660744
>Dark mage decides to rape a random guy so she can get more powerful
>After cumming inside a few times her boobs get smaller
>The guy was actually a lolicon and her body was changing for him
>She sends him to the sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660788
>"Oh dear look at how youthful and soft my skin has gotten, why didn't I think of something this simple before?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660800
She might like it now, but will regret it if it keeps going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660807
She can't regret it if her pupils turn into the shape of a heart!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660821
She can regret it if she looks like an 8 years old.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to capture a succubus and tell her that she's been doomed to be my breeding slave!

She'll get a comfy bed, a harem gown, and dickings!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660825
>can't have beer because too smol
Truly the most horrific of curses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660840
I'll capture a succubuss and sell her as a slave to a nice master!

Everyone gets a good end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660845
What if a Succubus captures you instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660845
>>16660840
I'll snitch you off to the nearest Danuki, who will start a lawsuit against you two so big and devastating that you'll be forced to sell yourselves to those succubi you captured to repay your debt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660853
I wouldn't mind if she did.
It would be funny if she didn't know what to do with me once she captured me and just told me to go and do "slave stuff".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660845
That would be nice.

>>16660856
Jokes on her!
I have no money!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660853
>.....shit, I'm stuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660853
I doubt she'll be able to do that. But if she does, I'll do whatever she demands.

>>16660856
I'll have my succuslave deal with her. Gotta have my hands clean before I sell her off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660863
no problem
you got something else they want

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660863
>I have no money!
That's why you're selling off your body to the succubus.

>>16660871
>I'll have my succuslave deal with her. Gotta have my hands clean before I sell her off.
You'll be the succubus' slave once the lawyers and the judge are finished with your ass!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660873
Please.
I'm going to pump that succubutt and danuki full of kids!

Thats right, both are in this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660879
Nope. You see Anon,I made the succuslave learn techniques from an ancient Tanuki so she can defend me on court. It's an order so there is nothing she can do about it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tickle a Oomukade from behind until she surrenders to me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660881
that's a given
the question is who will be handcuffed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660888
Isn't obvious?
Them!

I've put points into escape artist for this day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660853
I want her to leglock me from that position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660885
How would you restrain such a powerful creature?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660898
With cuddles and kisses on the cheek

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660898
french kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660885
I just want an oomukade to paralyse me with her venom and give me a blowjob while I'm unable to move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651574
>For Honor
>Salamanders, Hellhounds, and Jinkos everywhere
>Instead of getting executed when you lose the fight you get raped instead
Oh yis

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651574
>Hitman 3 - Contracts

>Instead of killing someone you have to paralyze him for a MG to snatch him away
>Syringe becomes a mantycore spike
>Guns are loaded with Demon Silver that makes victims faint and cream their pants
>Game Over is when a MG sees you and rapes you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660928
>For Love

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651574
>Dungeon Crawl: Stone Soup
>Literal hordes of monsters in lower floors
>Themed sex dungeons
>Macguffin is stealing the DL's panties
>Run away from eldritch waifs

I am scaroused by the thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660938
>devs remove sex scenes because it's bloat

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651574
>Monster Hunter
I can already see the girls pinning me down and giving me a sloppy kiss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660928
does it have paladin-chans who shoulder deck you while screaming 'IN CHICAGO'

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw getting commissions when I really shouldn't
Now I know how Gazerfag must feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660955
What you commissioning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660955
>tfw I wish I could afford a commission

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660961
Kobolds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660968
Remember not to die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660955
>tfw artist said commission would be done in 1-2 days
>tfw its been a week
I understand that life happens and deadlines aren't always met, but for fuck's sake at least don't keep me in the dark about what's going on. I'll probably have to email him tomorrow to figure out what's happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651574
>World of warcraft

>Just remove the males of all races except human
>Fighting against the burning legion, which are all different monster girls
>Sargaras is more or less just like the DL
>The old ones are just chaos gods
>Elemental lords are now all monster girls and so are the elementals
>Hoard are monster girls who think that you should just rape men and force them love you
>Alliance are monster girls who think that you should seduce them or make them love you in a more natural way.
>Worgans and Pandaran aren't furry
>FLYING FUCKING WHEN?
I think it would make the game better.

Would you join the hoard or alliance if WoW was full of monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660976
Ability to communicate is one of my primary points when looking for artists to commission. Nothing worse then spending good money on a piece only for the artist to go dark then hand it to you weeks later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660977
Alliance.
One a human paladin, all a human paladin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660971
I'll do my best anon.

>>16660976
That must be brutal anon, my biggest fear when commissioning is radio silence. I'd think by a week though you'd be perfectly fine in asking what's up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660955
Before you go down Gazerfag a path.

Always remember that your waifu loves you the same no matter how many commissions you have of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651574
>Kunio-Kun

Does that make the girl gang alps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16651574
>Yakuza 5
I got nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660997
Wasn't there something about mofu and undead yakuza a few threads ago?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660997
I have no idea what monstergirl species would be a good equivalent to Akiyama and Shinada.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16660990
I know anon, it's not about me trying to prove my love to her. It's more about making her feel more real in this reality.

To be fair though, I'm glad I got in with this most recent artist when I did, Their commission slots fill up within a matter of hours.

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>>16661012
Buck-satan?

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>>16661012
Just try not to forget the portals opening soon.

Everything will be a-ok.

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>>16661010
Does that jinkos ways include me impregnating her?

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>>16651574
>Granblue
more waifus than before

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>>16661015
Wouldn't be Buck. Bucks a degenerate but not KDF kind of degenerate. Probably a different artist.

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>>16661024
i would impregnate every female doraf in the game, screw the max of four rule I have for harems.

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>>16660977
>Would you join the hoard or alliance if WoW was full of monster girls?
I would still play hoard. All of those /fit/ orcs would be great.

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>>16661032
I'd enjoy being a jaded paladin sent over on diplomatic duty [spioler]just so I can impregnate the tiny fanbase of orcish girls I have over there due to my exploits.

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>>16661015
No, an artist I found through DA.

>>16661019
I know anon. I've always tried to prepare for the worst and hope for the best though, this isn't much different. My puny earth money won't mean much when I go live with my waifu in her world anyway.

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>>16661015
>>16661029
Yeah, buck hates lolis.

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>>16661040
The only currency you'll be pleasing your waifu in is SE.

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>>16661010
Akiyama would probably be a Hinezumi or any monster girl that would fight with kicks. I have no idea what Shinada's equivalent would be though.

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>>16660977
If all the males were human I'd totally love it.

>Side
One has draenei and the other blood elves. Hard decision.

I think I'll just join the Legion and get both Eredar and a Fel Elf companions

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>>16661053
>SE
Serbian Enchiladas?
Swedish Euros?

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>>16661066
Nope. Sweet Eggs.

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>>16660977
>Alliance are monster girls who think that you should seduce them or make them love you in a more natural way.
>make them love you in a more natural way.
>more natural

Nothin' more natural than rape, you fuckin' faggot.
FOR THE WHORRRRED!

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>>16661058
Come on anon, go nuetral and grab ALL the elf species.

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>>16661072
I'm not into harems. Bigamy at most.

Plus the Legion can give me immortality, so I don't live 80 shitty years

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>>16661039
>The warchief is fully aware of this.
>The first meeting is a week after you arrive
>The place you stay in has a huge bedroom with all sorts of things.
>The orcs consider it an great honer to be impregnated by such a great warrior.
And that's how anon got a harem of orcs.

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>when you get a switch without a pre-order

I'm gonna be rolling in brown Amazon sharp nosed pussy in no time.

If they exist in the game. No idea if they do.

At least one does.

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>>16661054
I only now just remembered that there's an Akiyama color alt an anon made for the profile Hinezumi.

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>>16661085
>Immortality

Immortality is overrated.

Besides, don't you want a foursome/Fivesome with a blood elf, high elf, night elf, and fell elf all trying to out do each other?

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>>16661107
Harems are overrated

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>>16661099
I don't know about getting a switch right now since I was never a fan of Zelda.

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>>16661104
I want to take a loan from that fire mouse.

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>>16661096
I just realized that I fucked up that spoiler.

Either way, I'd enjoy being the slightly grumpy diplomat who tells all the other girls about my various travels.
I also wouldn't say no if I happened to run into a very muscled orc warrior who I fought one day in Alterac Valley in the days of the hours long seiges or if I found that one of my fans was a very, VERY busty tauren paladin who grew up hearing of my exploits and followed in my footsteps....

The latter may or may not have me remark on how old I feel.

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>>16661112
Harems are great. I want to fuck a different girl everyday during one year.

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>>16661085
If you like only seeing green fire and red rocks in the twisting nether and fucking fell elfs joining the legion would be amazing.
I bet sex with any of the legions demons would be amazing.

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>>16661099
>not the thicc Gerudo loli with abs
>not 100 year old historian Sheikah loli
>not Paya

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>>16661047
>buck hates lolis
As expected from tumblr

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>>16661121
>a very, VERY busty tauren paladin who grew up hearing of my exploits and followed in my footsteps....
I bet she would be overjoyed to give you a paizuri. She would do anything to impress you.
There would probably be a shortstack goblin trying to sign a deal with her as well. Damn, those diplomatic missions would be haven.

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Would you a dragon lich?

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http://pastebin.com/D9diZaRn Plump Penguin Harpy warms up hypothermic scientist, want fries with that?
Might not be as lewd as ordered, it kinda took route of it's own. But there is room for sequel.

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>>16661131
>that six pack
>Still a child
What

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>>16661047
WTF I hate Buck now

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>>16661155
She would but I'd have her impress me the old fashioned way.
A good old fashioned dungeon crawl with a few of the not-pregnant fangirls so I can see what they have.

I'd watch from the back and heal or step in if things get too dire.

But yeah, it would be a haven, although you'd have to watch out for the occasional poisoning attempt.

But yeah, there'd probably be a shortstack goblin who would probably try to science herself up a potion to get 'assets' that'll attract my eye.

Especially seeing as I'm not fond of the near criminal organization their government is.

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>>16661170
Have you seen how YUGE Gerudo women are in this game?

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>>16661168
>wind howls like Wendigo riding on washing machine
New ways to bully Wendigos

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>>16661167
Hard to say. Undead is such a turn off for me, but I love dragons.

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>>16661047
Be careful, Buck will probably spazz out and generalize the whole thread again.

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>>16651574
>Splatterhouse

So, now I have ungodly abominations trying to rape me instead of kill me.

Also, mask girl when?

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>>16661199
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT LOLIS

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>>16661047
As expected of her shit taste.

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>>16661168
Yush!

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>>16651574
>Dead Rising
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atKUCxXanXA

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>>16661218
Lolis are fine, you are the shit one for liking them sexually.

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>>16661224
Boy, it sure would be a shame if they got stuck on a tree.

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>>16661233
>Smug Convict Monster Girls not so smug after getting violated by Anon West, Freelance Journalist.

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>>16661168
That was sooner than expected, thanks a bunch!

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>>16661238

They'll respawn the next day anyway.

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>>16661271
Then you just have to do it all over again.

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>>16661252
I'll admit the last fifth is bit rushed.

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>>16661238
Anon West!? I heard he's covered girls you know.

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>>16661287
Anon West is a respectable war journalist.

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>>16661302
But can he survive in a mall against 53 594 sex-starved Zombie Girls?

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>>16661287
Why is that Kiki treating a man like a child?

And why am I jealous?

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Update!

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>>16661287
Isn't that the Kikimora that gets off on fucked up shit like beating her master after pretending to play a game with him?

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>>16661314
It will be a challenging experience, but he should be fine.

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>>16661319
>>16661335
She beats him the next drawing.

[Anonymous No.]

have been coughing for two weeks, which MG is best for nursing cough out of you?

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>>16661350
The Eel Whore.

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>>16661350
Frog in your throat huh?

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>>16661343
Why?

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>>16661319
>He doesn't know Pattycake

Point at this man and laugh.

Also

Why the feck is there no picture of MG Rabbit dressed as Jessica Rabbit?

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I dunno what to change my pen name to, outside of The Almighty Asspope

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>>16661350

That doesn't sound normal. Is your throat all bloody and raw?

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>>16661361
Because she is a cunt and her master is a pussy. The perfect pair if I do say so myself.

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>>16661358
Thanks Doc

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>>16661168
Nice work, anon. By the way, is English a second language for you? The story is interesting, but there are more than a few grammatical errors.

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>>16661168
Goodness gracious I almost thought she was going to start lactating at any moment going by the way her breasts were described. Excellent work nameless writefag.
>>16661333
Loen should draw Wock facesitting stuff one day.

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>>16661384
Oh god why did you have to say that?

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>>16661368
With her proportions?
>>16661375
Sounds horrible.

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>>16661350
None, you are already at terminal stage
Just end it yourself anon

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I want a big bootied alp to sit on my face.

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>>16651574
But it already kind of does.
>Aztec holy shotacon vampire

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>>16661420
I want a big bootied Lich to sit on my lap.

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>>16661420
Reminder that late stage Alps can be hot as even lilim
And they would be super chill and get you on a very personal, relatable level that other Monsters who have always been monsters and female can't know

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>>16661385
It is. But I ought to be able write grammatically correct text at this point. Apparently it is not the case yet.

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>>16651574
>Total War: Rome II
Gonna be some old school monster girls, it'd be odd watching your legions be literally raped on the field every battle and hearing veni get shouted constantly.

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>>16661350
Get a big paw girl like Anubis or Yeti to smack your back and knock the cough out or take antibiotics for your sinus infection dingus

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>>16661438
Fuck OC lilims, I'm getting OC alps.

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Have a Griffon.

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>>16661465
Is that man in heaven?

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>>16661465
That looks fucking comfy.

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>>16661458
At last you truly see
Gonna get a super hot hourglass alp to play vidya with and drink some brews while occasionally getting sucked off.
No homo.

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>>16661168
This is some good stuff! Harpies have always been among my favourites, so I hope you continue this.

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>>16661420
Get a Succubus instead since they didn't have dongers at any point in their life.

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>>16661473
I'll just change my oc lilim to alp. But now I need to think about dicks and backstories.

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>>16661438
That's fine, although I want a stage two to sit on my face so she can be embarrassed.


>>16661481
Why not both?

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>>16661469
He has his waifu, so yes.
>>16661471
I imagine that using a Griffon's coat as a blanket would be pretty warm and comfy and since her lap is a literal pillow, she'd be great for naps.

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>>16651574
>VA-11 HALL-A: Waifu Bartending
I didn't imagine that this game could get any comfier, but MGs improve everything.

>>16661445
It's nothing fatal: the sentence structure and phrasing is there. The main problems are with (1) spelling e.g. "Expect I don’t have" and "Paul weights his life choices", and (2) tenses e.g. "I hope I didn’t just jinxed myself".

One further point on tenses: typically, you use past tense for verbs in narrative, or so I've been taught. I'll leave it to more experienced writefags to advise on that though, I could be wrong on this.

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All Alps need to be fried.

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>>16661491
>He has his waifu
One day, salamander man, one day.

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>Alps
You're literally fucking a man.

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I want a Minotaur to...

Fuck man I'll take anything at this point.

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>>16661481
>You'll never have your dick pressed between a thiccubus's tits and a Cheshire's ass.
FUCK.

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>>16661496
Being a bartender at a bar frequented by MGs who confide their problems to you would be pretty comfy.

>>16661506
So would you want a big tall muscular Minotaur Raider to find you dying of exposure on the side of the road and carry you back to her tent so she can nurse you back to health?
She'll probably pull you into her bedroll and press you against her naked body to share her body heat with you.

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>>16661505
It clearly has a pussy.

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>>16661509
I'd rather it involve Pizzabus and a thicc Jiang-Shi.

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>>16661504
Maybe the world will spontaneously combust and get sent into MG-land.
Hopefully, all the girls I've drawn won't all exist and try to have a piece of me.

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>>16661502
I'm such a huge fan Mr. Pence
>>16661505
Ho ho hey hey fucking Alps isn't gay
Hey hey ho ho blowjobs from your former bro

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>>16661517
It would be weird if all the girls I've talked about lusted for me. My waifu would be the strongest, but she would have a lot of girls to fight with.

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>>16661514
Yeah, some healing stuff would be nice.

This thread needs more healing stuff.

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>>16661514
Only if you're already married; as a single male I suspect they'll treat you more like the solution to their lack of husband problems.

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>>16661516
Why not all three?
Pizzabus, Her Cheshire Tagalong and Delivery Girl Jiang-Shi who's got thick thighs from riding her bike everywhere.
Get your dick pressed by all three asses.

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>>16661539
My boner is transcendent
Yes, lord, I shall tip extra

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>>16661537
Monster girls wouldn't take advantage of a dying man.

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>>16661527
>>16661527
Anon, so far, there's Sallies, a Ryu, 2 Wyverns, a Wight a Griffon and even a yan Dark Priest not to mention others I've sketched.
It'd be chaotic if ALL of them vied for my attention.
Does this mean that the one with the superior waist wins?

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>>16661572
Oh, I meant as a bartender, not as a soon-tobe corpse.

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>>16661577
I would have a harem over twenty I think.

But no worries for you, the strongest one will win and you have six salamanders.

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>>16661590
>Six Salamanders
I'm pretty sure it's just one who's really determined to have my babies.

>twenty
Jesus.

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>>16661534
Just imagine waking up in the tent of a Minotaur Raider with her gently pouring warm soup into your mouth.
Also she's topless and her massive milk tanks are resting on your head.

>>16661542
The best part is probably when they try to compete to see who can make you cum most to determine who the better delivery girl is.
Even though she's not a delivery girl, the Cheshire keeps winning since she's more relentless in her pumping.

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>>16661527
>all girls you've talked about would lust for you
Holy shit that would be a lot of monstergirls.

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>>16661630
>My attempts to awaken other people to the joy of monstergirls would result in at least 15 additional monsters lusting for my dick along with my waifu.
Shit. I was just trying to be a good corruptive influence.

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>>16661615
I'd try and fail not to get a boner.

What's her personality like?

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>>16661614
Twenty species, at least two from each with some going up to 6. Also, your daughterus would fight along with you from the future.

>>16661639
This is why some people only write about their waifus.

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>>16661641
She's a rough girl with a bit of a violent streak, but she's got a good heart and would be very angry if anyone hurt you.
The second you're fully recovered through, she's going to shove your face between her massive mammaries and then moo-snu you until she's pregnant.

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>>16661630
>>16661639
It's a terrifying thought that a whole bunch of monster girls may try to get me just for putting effort in presenting 'em in a nice way.
>>16661646
>Twenty species, at least two from each with some going up to 6
I hope your waifu is a strong girl.
>Also, your daughterus would fight along with you from the future.
Oh my god, that is so dumb its amazing.
Its future Trunks times 5

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>>16661639
The amount of girls would be beyond any even remotely sane size for a harem for me. Even multiples of the same species in some cases.

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>>16661658
Don't worry, she is the strongest.

And yeah, they might even bring their husbandos too. After the battle ends you guys can talk for a while before they leave you and your waifu to have them.

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>>16661657
Would she be fine with being the bottom occasionally?

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>>16661657
Yeah I can tell I might dream of her tonight.

What would happen if I asked for milk?

[Anonymous No.]

Would monster girls like playing D&D and such games? What would playing with them be like? Would it they constantly try to make everything lewd if there is a guy in the group?

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>>16661668
>And yeah, they might even bring their husbandos too
It just gets crazier.
At least I'll get my waifu.

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>>16661673
She'd be down for prone boning for the purpose of impregnation. If you beg she'll let you do anal.

>>16661676
Then she'll shove one of her colossal calcium cannons in your face and tell you that if you want her milk, you're going to have to work for it.
Her nipples are inverted, so get sucking on 'em.

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>>16661684
Just don't draw an OC lilim and you should be fine. A party of 9 should be able to take most monsters out.

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>>16661458
>Have idea for an Alp OC where it's closer to their lore than KC's iteration
>A Succubus who appears in the physical world as a male, but in her true form in the dreams of the man she's pursuing
>Until he accepts her for what she is, she's male, and then becomes her true self afterwards, or some stupid shit
>Decide it's stupid, I'm stupid
>Go back to shitposting on /jp/

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>>16661699
It was stupid.

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>>16661690
>Just don't draw an OC lilim
https://youtu.be/vhTSRwGuk3E

But yeah, that'll be a ridiculous time. And if I did draw an overpowered girl I'd have to bring a granddaughteru over.

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>>16661687
I'll tease and kiss all the milk I can out of them.

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>>16661699
You are pretty dumb.

>>16661708
We need more time travelling for that or more of your daughterus husbandos. Draw them a little bit more and I'm sure they will be taken.

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What is the best monster and why is it a Shoggoth/Cheshire hybrid?

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>>16661728
Which is exactly why I don't post shit to this place anymore.

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>>16661734
>Not a Cheshire-mutation Lilim
You know you want the metaphysical interdimensional shitposting powers.

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>>16661687
>If you beg she'll let you do anal.
That's human girl behavior.

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>>16661740
You should still post though. Dumb things are fun.

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>>16661749
Anon, I think you missed the part where she wants to get pregnant. If you don't beg you get her pussy.

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>>16661757
Nah. No fun allowed.

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>>16661728
> Draw them a little bit more and I'm sure they will be taken.
I'll be honest, it's because of that that I'm either gonna be focusing on other MGs or my waifu.
Well, I say that, but I'll still draw my waifu doing stuff with them

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>>16661780
I would enjoy seeing some more of those little scouts, but you are the one that's drawing.

The more you draw them, the more powerful they get.

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>>16661680
They'd have a DMPC who'd constantly try to jump on your character's bones, and make it so they can.

>so I'm making a human fighter who just wants to get home and see his wife and children again
>they're dead. all of them.
>Wait, what?
>You can marry my OC instead!

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>>16661785
Yeah, I'll still do more of 'em.
I should do one of them with either a Grizzly or Soldier Beetle scoutmaster. Maybe both.

>The more you draw them, the more powerful they get.
Is this the power of love?

[Anonymous No.]

AnCap Lilim

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>>16661764
Or I could just find a better girl.

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>>16661680
I'd be a chill sort of player with a high Athletics skill for the purpose of "my character is not for lewd".

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>>16661802
Anon, I think you missed the part where she saved your life.
And is a raider.

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>>16661797
>When you approach functional immortality and the ability to become the ultimate man through incubization but a Monstergirl that isn't quite what you wanted starts eyeing you up to rape you so you utilize magical oxiClean to literally transform into a female creature with an uncontrollable urge for cocks and being filled with semen rather than let her violate your NAP

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>>16661797
[Autistic screeching]

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>>16661809
But she's a massive bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16661792
Cute daughterus adventures does sound nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16661797
>Angry dog sounds intensifies

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>>16661816
I don't follow you.
She saved your life, nursed you back to health and wants to have your baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16661820
That it does.

Well, 'Night thread, dream of dumb adventures of time jumping daughterus trying to make sure you end up with their mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16661826
Looks like she shoulda left em.

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>>16661830
meant for >>16661819

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>>16661797
What does NAP even stand for and why does everyone get shot for violating it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16661826
I'll thank her for saving my life and pay her back but I'm not fucking her.