Monster Girl Thread

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All succubi are cuddlebugs

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

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Lilims did nothing wrong

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http://m.imgur.com/a/oHoJC

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>>16623558
Succubi are for hand-holding, tender words, and cuddlesex. Gentle femdom is only icing on the cake.

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I want to be Kabedon'd by a big girl.

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Maids yada yada, that guy is never on this time of day.

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Four memes in a row, we're off to a great start.

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>>16623563
No.

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>Eeeeeeh? What am I supposed to do with this?

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Is it time for direwolf cuddling?

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>>16623563
>black box NTR with MGE girls
/d/ must be cleansed in hellfire.

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>>16623563
Stop dumpster diving in /d/.

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>>16623537
It's positively lovely. The incense and the bamboo shoots in the background are a nice touch. I'm so happy with all the love Nure is getting, I hope to see more like this in the future.

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>>16623563
Ok this is honestly pretty hilarious and impressive, that somebody would go through all the effort to make this and with that many pictures.
I wish we could all just laugh at this then it disappear but I know that wont happen. Its still complete trash, but its pretty funny.

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Kobolds are top cute!

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>>16623581
I want to say it actually made me fucking angry to see it. But I guess that's the reaction they want.

But true. It's cancer.

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>>16623537
Somewhere out there, a Nure is really happy for reasons she doesn't know.

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>>16623589
Agreed. I thought it was humorous.

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>>16623590
I want a fluffy Husky Kobold.

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Amazing how fast janny can be to delete something that's not even breaking any rule as long as it's on the right thread.

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>>16623563
>THAT image is there
Top kek

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>>16623566
I hate Dark Priests.

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>>16623590
I want a Kobald who's actually a hellhound.

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>>16623606
I dislike their canon, but I appreciate the image itself.

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>>16623606
That's pretty rude, dark priests are great and teach everyone how important dicks are.

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>>16623604
Actually I deleted it. I posted it momentarily because I thought it was kinda funny and basically what this >>16623589 guy said.

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>>16623607
So a shortstack hellhound?

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>>16623607
Hellkobold?

Like little diminutive Hellhound that act tough, but aren't dangerous.

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>>16623604
Amazing how fast anon can jump to conclusions about situations he has no context from.

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>>16623605
Not gonna lie, I laughed and felt bad at the same time.

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>>16623585
Maybe I'll put up some more, art stuff, I dunno.
I just did it for as thanks to a guy who wrote some greentext about my waifu.
>>16623597
Rain maids need some love.

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>>16623597
That warms my heart.

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>>16623612
Nah. Just a Hellhound. Preferably one who will dominate me, is tall and has a nice athletic build.

A woman I can call superior. Or alpha dog.

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>>16623610
Dark Priests are whores and I don't like them.

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>>16623618
Then we share waifus of the same race it would seem. Great taste.

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>>16623617
Don't worry anon. I felt sad when I first saw it. But then I realised how stupid it is to the point where it's funny. It's like something being so untrue that you have a giggle out of it.

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>>16623624
You should know that my waifu isn't a Nure.
She's a Salamander.

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>>16623618
Just to make sure, you saw my reply to the picture last thread right? Was the second reply and very last post in the thread.

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>>16623618
Every girl needs love. I like to imagine how warm and cuddly a girl must get when she knows that someone waifus her and even does some art.

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Queen Lava Golems.

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>>16623631
I warms my heart when a low tier monster girl gets love because I imagine how happy she must feel.

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>>16623637
You mean a volcano?

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>>16623569
My fault for stepping out at the wrong time.

Maids are olev, be they feathery, scaley, slimy, or otherwise

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>>16623630
I saw it.
>>16623631
That they do. Just a nice feeling actively contributing for once, especially for a criminally underated girl.

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>>16623629
Ooh you dingus. We need to stop running into each other like this, as I'm the fellow you were talking to once again.
Then I should doubly thank you. If we hadn't have had our discussion, I don't think I'd have come to terms with what I was feeling towards Nureonago.

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>>16623637
technically a Magic Material type. I don't think they can Queenify. They can get pregnant normally though.

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>>16623647
Well, I'm glad to know that you liked it.

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>>16623637
Actually, Lava Golems aren't slimes! I like to think they can goop a bunch more magma onto themselves if they want to build up in size 'for some reason'!

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>>16623644
I'm still planning on drawing some more, but first I need to study a lot.

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>>16623637
Are their domains in abandoned Dwarven mines?

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>>16623652
No really, its hitting me now that in a way you drew that just because I wrote some greentext and conversed with you and I'm truly flattered. I sincerely thank you, as awkward as that is to say across an anonymous imageboard in a thread about monstergirls. Thank you, anon.

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Is there anything you headcanon out of a girl's profile?

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>>16623674
Yes.

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>>16623674
If I like a girl I'm going to accept all of her and not ignore parts.

A healthy relationship includes accepting both the good and the bad.

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Y'all got any of them feathered serpents?

quetzalcoatl.sps

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>>16623682
I'd be up for more aztec/mayan girls.

Where's my left-handed hummingbird?

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>>16623674
Hellhounds. Kinda.

Some reasons being I don't really like being the dom or the switch for certain girls. Hellhounds being one of them. But at the same time I like the idea of having a Hlelhound who's switch but never dominating her. Not that she really cares if I domminate her. But to almost bully her in a way because she's waiting for me to eventually do it. I wouldn't do it though.

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>>16623663
Maybe.
I wonder if they'd accept a trade of a husband for access back into them.

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>>16623673
Don't sweat it.
Misery loves company after all.
Anyways, back to the monsters.

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>>16623682
Lucoa doesn't have much going for her beyond her thickness and fixation on a wizard shota.

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What we need is a good old fight.
I want to see the peak of a salamanders fire

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>>16623713
Do Salamanders use their flaming tails in combat or is that dishonorabur?

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>>16623703
I like her agricultural technology.

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>>16623713
I want to kiss her tummy before she can take a swing at me!

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>>16623713
You'd have to run after beating her to see the maximum tail output.
Alternatively, severely lewd her to a logical extreme.

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>>16623718
I would think they would, I mean it is kinda a limb, I think she would use all she can to keep the fight going.

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>>16623617
>Not gonna lie, I laughed and felt bad at the same time.
Not gonna lie I just laughed.

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>>16623729
Part of me wishes I could go back to the /a/ days to funpost with it, the thread would have went nuclear.

But that would mean being responsible for a shit storm and that's never a good thing. I'm glad people can just laugh it off now.

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People should strive to go for nine tailed foxes

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>>16623737
It's something you get used to. Just laughing it off. Although I will admit it rustled me at first because one of those monster girls were my waifu's species. And all I could do in my head was imagine it being her.

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I would like to train a wurm to mine gems

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>>16623746
>those nails
disgusting

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>>16623682

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>>16623746
My plan is to make a one-tailed fox into a nine-tailed one.

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>>16623637
Are for worshiping, so the volcano doesn't erupt and destroy your isolated island village.

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>>16623758
Keeping those Aztec temples nice and clean.

Quetz-chan loves a good sacrifice, but that's no reason to not keep the place tidy.

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>>16623579
Beat Ghosts n Goblins and you can hug me all week.

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>>16623754
Wurms are the most repulsive "dragons".

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>>16623774
That sounds like something a haughty Black Dragon would say, declaring that Wurms are an embarrassment to Dragons everywhere.

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>>16623758
>>16623772
>try to loot an old aztec temple
>get captured by the amazon tribes who tie you up to an obsidian slab and leave you in front of her temple
What do you think she'll do?

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>>16623787
Take your heart, obviously.

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>>16623789
Metaphorically, right?

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>>16623787
They might edge you for weeks so that when you finally cum, it skyrockets into the heavens.

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>>16623787
Yell "AWAKEN MY MASTERS."

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>>16623794
Sure anon. Put it like that if you want.

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>>16623772
I have my doubts on the first point.

If she's anything like the myths, Q-chan would probably rip you a new one for even considering sacrifices.

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>>16623789
What if you call her a savage who'll never sway a civilized man like you?

>>16623796
>edge you for so long that they you lunge onto the quetzcoatl and rut her like a rabid animal when thy cut your bindings

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>>16623802
B-But we need to keep the sun moving!

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>>16623806
rut her like a rabid animal when they cut your bindings
It was her plan all along.

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>>16623814
A french rooster makes the sun move, idiot.

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>>16623819
A busty, French Cockatrice Christmas Cake you mean.

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>>16623762
Starting with a one-tailed loli is objectively the correct way to get a fox with nine tails.

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>>16623827
A cute, spunky Japanese dog girl, you mean

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“I hug random strangers on the subway when they reach their stop so they have to get off at the next one!”

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>>16623843
I want to eat pizza with that sun goddess.

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>>16623843
>tfw whenever it's a full moon, all the Canine-type Monster Girls can't resist howling at the moon, all night.

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>>16623845
Why is this Yeti so evil?

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>>16623845
Serial huggers must be stopped

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>>16623845
Ｄ Ｅ Ｖ Ｉ Ｌ Ｉ Ｓ Ｈ

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>>16623849
At least you could make them howl all night. If you catch my drift

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>>16623845
One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask. What dreams of chronic and sustained, cruelty.

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>>16623848
would you eat pizza while cuddling her as you watch the sunrise?

>>16623849
I bet Ammy howls during the sunrise and bothers all the neighbors! What a dork!

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>>16623850
Don't drink the hot cocoa!

She puts something in it! To make you forget!

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>>16623858
>>16623864
Pure evil. Remember anons, always walk around in public with your waifus. And never talk to a stranger offering you hugs.

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>>16623862
>would you eat pizza while cuddling her as you watch the sunrise?
Of course, what kind of man wouldn't want to watch the sun rise with his wife?

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>>16623845
That behavior is too slutty for Yetis.

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>>16623864
>the yandere tards even managed to ruin yetis

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>>16623874
Anon calm down

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>>16623873
False. Yetis will hug anyone.

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>>16623869
>always walk around in public with your waifus
That's stupid, you're stupid.

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>>16623878
Yetis are kindness and warmth made flesh. Why must they desecrate such goodness and purity?

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>>16623873
Agreed. A Yeti should only me cuddling her man.

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>>16623848
Careful, she can out-eat anyone.

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>>16623874
Yetis have had yandere stuff for ages.

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>>16623887
Whoops. Sorry anon I didn't mean to assume you were some slut. I meant waifu*

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>>16623864
Watch out boy, she'll hug you tight.

She's a Manhugger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRYFKcMa_Ek

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>>16623872
I'd bet you'd even nibble her ears while she wraps her tail around you, you man of wealth and taste

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>>16623892
>yfw no yandere yeti to slash my arm and leg tendons so i can neither escape from nor resist her hugs

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>>16623896
That's still stupid, I don't want to have to live like a woman in the Middle East.

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>>16623902
Tired meme

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>>16623904
Neither do they, heyoooooo

I imagine Kej would have a horrendous time in a place where women are required to have their hair entirely covered. That or her hijab would look like a big poofy afro from having to stuff it all in there.

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>>16623900
While I am not a man of substantial wealth, I would absolutely play with those Wolfu ears.

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>>16623904
>What is Detroit or any other slum with high crime
There's a difference between religious law and doing it for safety reasons.

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>>16623911
>>What is Detroit or any other slum with high crime
I only know the statistics since I live up north, but I have a feeling our new "guests" will show me know exactly what you're talking about.

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>>16623915
I'd be surprised if my Northern neighbors didn't have some povery-stricken slum somewhere.

>ywn walk down the street with hellhound waifu and watch all the gangsters take one look and move on.

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Is a Kej's favorite show Perfect Hair Forever?

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>>16623890
I want to eat out her.

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>>16623926
Oh we have shitholes up here, but they're like a weenie hut jr of what you have.

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>>16623904
So you want to be raped by other monster girls?

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All of a sudden, I want to write about some guy who gets beaten and mugged, and makes a deal with the local tanuki crime boss to have them "taken care of".

Maybe they'll see the error of their ways when they wake up in Siberia with their new wives.

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>>16623910
>>16623930
Ammy's too vanilla
good thing i like vanilla

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>>16623942
Kind of pushing it with the whole mofu yakuzs thing now.

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>>16623942
>be in MGC
>beat up and rob weak little anons
>get caught
>literally given a happy care free life while those anons you beat up are currently in hospital with a fucked up face and may never look good again

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>>16623939
I don't want to be raped at all.

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>>16623955
Well you will if you let yourself look single.

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>>16623942
>get mugged by the smug squad and they don't even have the manners to rape you
>you make a deal with the local tanuki
>she arranges for them to be captured and placed in stockades for your personal use at an old warehouse
Which would you use first in such a situation?

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>>16623952
>mofu yakuzs
Has this been forced a lot recently? I haven't been around much.

>>16623953
I don't see the issue. One gets quality magic-tech care and perhaps attracts one of the cute nurses, the other is quietly removed from society and has his energy diverted to more "pleasurable" uses. I'm also sure the Tanuki will be more than happy to liquidate the muggers assets and distribute a sizable portion to the victim.

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>>16623965
That's mean. And I wouldn't stoop down to their level.

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>>16623960
Shit canon. MGs are for seduction.

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>>16623969
That makes it better I guess. But still sounds kinda sad.

It's like the bully who knocks you out and gets a girl because of it.

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>>16623978
Sure anon. I bet that Ushi Oni and her Oni friends are going to try and seduce you in that dark alleyway.

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>>16623987
They brought pizza and rock'em sock'em robots.
They've moved beyond simple "seduction".

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>>16623978
>MGs are for seduction.
I prefer big aggressive species that take what (or more appropriately who) they want by force
>>16623987
this anon gets it

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>>16623983
>But still sounds kinda sad
I'm sorry you feel that way, but I'd like to believe that MGs would focus on rehabilitation rather than revenge.

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>>16623888
Yuki-onna are the yandere ones, Yetis fight against them

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Ah yes, cute dragon daughterus.

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Reminder it's Friday and the thread will suffer an inevitable drop in quality for several hours starting soon
Have a chubby sleepsheep

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>>16623991
Meh. I prefer charm, seductiveness, and a healthy dose of pheromones/magic. You can never truly submit unless it's willingly.

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>>16623996
>fight
But they're bffs. They even build snowmen together and trap littlebboys in the snow to rape and cuddlefuck with their mature bodies.

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>>16624002
I'd like shota to please go and stay go

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>>16623993
I get that. But don't you think it's kinda insulting to reward the attacker?

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>>16624003
Do you think I can fish with little kids?

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>>16623997
Little Wurm pot pies saying their first words and learning how to geometrically destabilize reality through advanced arithmetics via body gestures before even crawling.

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>>16624002
Yukis and Yetis are natural enemies, like Ice Queens and Yetis, or Selkies and Yetis, or Yetis and other Yetis

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>>16624004
Find your inner zen. Revenge serves no one but itself.
I bet certain MG species would get hella wet at the prospect of a guy being super chill and zen.

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>>16624000
ehh, I really just wanna find the biggest, muscliest, angriest red Oni chieftess and pick a fight with her, then after shes given me a good beating stand triumphantly over me with a smug look mocking me as she slowly undoes her pants/tiger stripe loin cloth. you know what comes next

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>>16624003
Quit being such a nancy and stop acting like you complaining will change things you don't like.

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>>16624006
>anon uses shota as bait on a fishing pole
>catches a huge megalodon mershark

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>>16624014
>tfw no rare red-haired scottish Yeti to give you hugs and tend your grounds

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>>16624014
Naw, man, they're pretty chill with each other. They're always together and never cold with one another.

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>>16624013
Little wyverns spreading their wings

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>>16624017
I bet some would. And you're right. Revenge isn't a good thing. I don't need to worry about being attacked though when I have my waifu!

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>>16624023
Would take a lot of pictures with her.

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>>16624023
>catching an extinct species with a shota
"Kid, I likes ya, and I want ya. Now we can do this the easy way, or the hard way, but make no mistake: come hell or time travel, I will get that booty."

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>>16624004
I think "reward" is a bit of a stretch. Think of it as some tsundere (but not quite) thing where she doesn't immediately treat him like a husband, and he basically only gets a small, bare room in a cabin. He could leave, but he'd freeze to death in the snow (but not because she'd obviously bring him back). If he wants rewards like luxury foods, nice clothes, furniture, etc, he'll have to do things like chop wood or educate himself.

If he wants love and a better life, he'll have to work for it.

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>>16624027
Little Ryu curled up around those orange orbs they have lying around.

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>>16624033
screw that you elve loving hippie im pushing him in the alp pit

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>>16624029
That's good! A luxary I wouldn't share, though at least I'm also fairly certain it would be impossible for anyone to harm mine.

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>>16623991
>>16624000
a mix of seduction and taking things by force sounds pretty nice
i think it'd be like an oni kabedonning you and telling you you're going on a date with her

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>>16624041
make that a tentacle pit and I'll commit any crime I have to

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>>16624033
See that sounds like a good life to me. And to imagine being attacked and then my attacker given that life. It would hurt me.

>he'll have to do things like chop wood or educate himself.

That just sounds great. I love girls who force me to improve myself.

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>>16624046
The ideal is they force you on the date using brute strength, but once on it they prove they're good via seduction.

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>>16624048
You have to make love to a Cait in the mating press position. In public. Holding hands. And be as loud as possible for the tenta-pits.
Or kick down a lego fort made by the judge's daughter.

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>>16624046
>>16624056
I'd still one rather kanabo me upside the head, drag me back to her home and forcibly snu-snu me when i come to

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>>16624024
>she's always angry and wears a red plaid scarf
>avid golfer but she swears up a storm on the golf course

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>>16623999
Chubby sleepsheep are the cutest.

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>>16624041
>elve loving hippie
I just want to watch the world cuddle
>>16624050
It will be a hard life for awhile, but I believe in second chances.

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>>16624062
Berry picking mindset.

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>>16624066
Chubby lambs are cuter.

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>>16624050
Then they could just get sold to the red light district.

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>>16624058
I'll take option 2.

Your Honor, can I request that my tentacle girl be extra lewd?

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>>16624065
>fucks up a drive
>swearing up a storm, gets in the cart and aggressively hugs you while still swearing and cursing all sorts of things as you cart her to where it landed
Angry ornery hugging, who knew?

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>>16624074
And get drugged up for free while getting a job that pays to fuck bitches?

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>>16624070
Well yeah but thats because they've got the loli factor going.

You need chubby sleepysheep to make them anyway.

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>>16624080
Sleepy sheepy and sleepy lamby sleeping on anon when, Latenight?
And how about the "It's Summer" image?

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>>16624078
>fuck bitches
Easy there homeboy. They're just lonely girls looking for comfort in someone's arms.

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>>16624075
>get thrown into the tentacle's lair
>suddenly feel something slimy start crawling up your leg... the back of your leg
>"I'm here to fulfill your fantasies... your ＤＥＥＰ ＤＡＲＫ ＦＡＮＴＡＳＩＥＳ"

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>>16624093
Homeboy you know what I said.

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>>16624075
>Your Honor, can I request that my tentacle girl be extra lewd?
Lewd enough to rape a Jinko? Because art of that exists for some reason.

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>>16623969
i could do with some magic-tech care right now

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>>16624097
Excellent. I don't know about dark, but deep sounds good.

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>>16624097
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door. The tentacle club's two blocks down.

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>>16624097
>Anon effectively Alps after a week
>Is then sent to regular prison for men afterwards and is raped while strangled every day like a ShindoL doujin

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>>16624078
No, drugged up so they become dependent on their aggressive pimp and used only for their body by the sorts of freaks that can't even get a man without shelling out cash. No future, no love. Just a whore.

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>>16624102
Link.

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>>16624102
I need it.

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>>16624102
gross

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>>16624116
But the drugs are still free.

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>>16624097
That pesky Vanessa Darkholme and her performance arts

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>>16624093
And that still sounds nice.

Hell do criminals get punishment at all?

>>16624067
>It will be a hard life for awhile, but I believe in second chances.

Would you tell that to poor anon with a fucked up face because of him? The same anon who has monster girls look away when he walks down the street? The same anon who when he eventually gets raped, has a paper bag put over his face while she does it? Are you going to look him in the eyes and tell him that his attacker is living a comfy life with a nice wife that would be perfect for him? But he doesn't get that, his attacker does.

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>>16624126
Kenkou Cross's third bomb, Mamono Mana!
It has the ability to fix any inconveniences or situations that might end uncomfortably!
Kenkou Cross is already inside your setting!

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>>16624124
Oh sure, it feels good for a while, but when it wears off they have to go crawling to their boss for another dose.

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>>16624117
>>16624120
https://leszczynek.tumblr.com/post/157335965061/a-request-from-a-drawthread-the-characters-are

Not sure if it came from /d/ or /u/, probably /d/ going by his other art.

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>>16624126
>But he doesn't get that, his attacker does
No, instead he gets cutting edge medical care, and a warrior story on how he took on a gang of thugs before having them deported to Siberia. If that's not enough to make even the smug squad take notice, I don't know what is.

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>>16624136
But they'll never fix the sadness anon feels knowing he's not the one living his perfect life.

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If a man turned into an Alp would he be baseline stronger than an Incubus in MGE?

Could a Lilim just straight up turn a man into any Monster Girl if he wanted it bad enough?

Is horrendous raw power a worthy trade to wanting to suck dick? Maybe that question is too loaded for this thread.

Forget I said anything.

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Do you think a wight's claws have enough glow to them to be used as night lights?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624152
In KC's land of wish fulfillment anything goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624157
Anon, take a moment to think.
Mood lighting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624151
Well then frankly he sounds like a loser that needs to stop looking for excuses to bitch while that Kraken nurse has been standing there for literally ten minutes trying to get him to notice her practically leaking all over the floor from her desire for him to just take her already

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624152
You kind of need to meet the requirements to Incubize to go Alp from dick lust. So I'd say they're similar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624037
Otohime boping up and down learning how to dance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624152
>cowprint
>tits aren't massive

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624148
>and a warrior story on how he took on a gang of thugs before having them deported to Siberia.

Him and everyone around him knows it isn't true. He'll never get the life he wanted, poor anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624157
Would be cool if they did.

This also gives me a really nice idea of one turning off the lights in the bedroom and using the light from her claws to allow you to see specific parts of her body when she wants you to.

Could make for a classy striptease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624165
Wock lazing about under the warm sun after crawling out of her egg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624157
Cute cadaver Nav.
>Do you think a wight's claws have enough glow to them to be used as night lights?
Depends of the color of the Wights claws, as I doubt a Wight with red ghost claws would be capable of creating a calm atmosphere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624157
Those hips are evilly seductive.

And I'd hope so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624163
>loser that needs to stop looking for excuses to bitch

Wow. I can't believe you called a victim of a horrendous crime that. That's really inappropriate. But really if I was him I would've talked up that Kraken Nurse. She sounds cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624157
Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624175
Vanilla dragon playing with the first golden coin of her hoard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624157
I bet this Wight is Chuuni.

She's probably seconds away from shouting 'Soul Slash!' then swinging her ethereal claw down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624190
Dragon zombie watching all the little dragons in daycare, wishing she had her own kids, before nabbing a boy with a T on his shirt and running off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624185
I don't suffer no fools. But I ain't a Monstergirl with infinite patience and understanding for the ones they love. He'll notice it eventually regardless of my evaluation of him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624193
How can she be Chuuni while having actual superpowers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624199
Too far, gonna make her feel special.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624201
An Injection... oh yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624211
Give it t her anon. Make her ink squirt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624208
Too late now.
If you try to do that, you'll miss Wyvern flying for her first time, Dragon's first fire belch, Wurm coughing up an engine blick, water horse curling up in her little fish jar, and Wock getting sun burned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624201
Id definitely tell a Kraken nurse she's cute. I'd also ask her if I could feel her tentacles then compliment them.

>>16624220
Krakens squirting ink after they orgasm sounds hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624199
I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624201
That nurse looks like she's planning to do something unethical with her patient!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624220
Oh... I thought she was injecting me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624227
Envying being a mother before abducting a M slut named Timmy to start her own family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624231
She is, that's what makes her ink squirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624236
oh my

[Anonymous No.]

What if you lick a Kraken's tentacles and her head thingy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624250
She changes colors in surprise.
Not as much as a cuttle/cuddlefish though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624255
>cuddlefish

You have my attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624223
No, I'll do everything at once, I have ph.d in dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624226
>>16624229
>Dr. Hakutaku walks in on bedridden Anon
>Nurse Kraken is fawning all over him, twirling his hair in her fingers and blushing while he rubs her tentacles up and down lightly squeezing at the suckers on their underside as she tells him that yes, they are all natural and she does work out
>Dr. Haku coughs and the nurse-patient couple looks over with a gasp
>"Ahem. Nurse Kraken?"
>Nurse Kraken gulps and starts pulling her tentacles off anon
>"...Anon would be much better served if you wrapped those around his legs instead of his arms. And Anon, she's been trying to get you to suck on the tip of one for minutes now, don't leave her hanging. I expect improved progress by the time I come back from finishing my rounds."
>Anon gulps as Nurse Kraken gleefully squeals and dives on top of him, Dr. Haku walking away satisfied and writing notes on her clipboard

Monstergirl hospitals are fuckin rad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624250
Torogao and her whole body going numb while she whispers for you to not stop and give them a nibble

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624255
But will she heartpupil if I nibble on them while whispering lewd things in her ear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624270
>Monstergirl hospitals are fuckin rad.
i bet their shattered pelvis ward is top notch

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624278
>>16624279
Well there ya go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624270
I hope that Kraken takes me home when I'm all healthy. Kraken's teasing sounds so lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624255
>cuddlefish
This needs to be real
>Dazzles humans with light display
>Slowly reaches out tentacles and ensnares human prey
>Wraps them up for cuddlesex while continuing to flash their soothing lights

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624279
She heartpupils, starts drooling out of the side of her mouth and just moans 'its okay... everything's okay... I'm fine... this is fine...' before Kraken.exe breaks down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624281
It's the only ward where anons aren't actually given lewd treatment. I feel sorry for some of the anons there. They're probably terrified and mentally scarred after what happened to them. Some even probably have night terrors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624166
She's part cow anon.

Like in the literal sense.

[Anonymous No.]

Nibbling monster is the best, especially when they bite back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624294
Love nibbles are A tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624281
>Anons in comfy beds being given medications that increase bone regrowth.
>Constantly being visited by the girls who pelviscerated them to see how they're doing.
>Always at least one Ushi-Oni holding her darling's hand and nuzzling his nose.
It sounds like the comfiest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624281
Unless Dr. Oni is on rotation. I don't think anyone has the heart to tell her the ward is there for the exact opposite of what she thinks its there for.
>>16624287
She'd be begging you to let her take you home. She'd barely be be to hide it on her face and her one 'bad' tentacle that 'she can't seem to control' would keep playing at the edge of your lips betraying what she wants you to do to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624294
I want an Oni to sink her fangs into me over and over until I'm as red as her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624303
>would keep playing at the edge of your lips
I want to reach out and pull that tentacle in for a soft kiss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624303
I wouldn't even consider it. I'd let her take me home. Maybe at her house she could do some "post hospital recovery" where I rest on her tentacle bed while she tells em reassuring things!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624304
I would love to chew my waifu as she does it to me. Though she would be a little naughty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624302
>Always at least one Ushi-Oni holding her darling's hand and nuzzling his nose.

>"No, no honey, you did great! Dr. Wight said you only broke three bones this time, you're doing so much better holding back!"
>Ushi-Oni sobs and keeps stroking anon's hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624302
Its a top of the line facility after all, coincidently it is where the affects of heart pupils and ahegaoing on husbandos is studied by Hakutaku experts

[Anonymous No.]

Do Jabberwocks still protect their husbands using their strength?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624316
waifus are for licking, husbandos are for being chew toys

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624323
No, I'll chew her tail even if she keeps scratching my back and using her secret bite technique on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624323
I'd be a chewtoy for my waifu. She can bite me with those k9s anyday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624321
>heart pupils and ahegaoing
Side effects include embarrassment, tenderness, and a need for aftercare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624310
Her composure would momentarily break as she makes a trance face before laughing it off and rushing you through the discharge process so that she can make a flimsy excuse to bring you back to her place to rush you through the 'discharge process'
>>16624311
Now you're talkin. Get some tentacle bed, some candles, maybe her spare tentacle ends forming an Onahole to very softly pump you, and some whispering ASMR from her to reassure you that you're going to make a full recovery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624322
Of course, why wouldn't they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624157
>>16624161
She can provide light when you're both completely under the covers and it's cold outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624336
>that image
Damn, after the last couple of days krakens are going to be in my top five now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624336
Now that sounds like a good time. Krakens are such great girls.

[Anonymous No.]

Also anons remember no red in the pelvis ward, the medical crosses had to be changed to blue because of the high numbers of minotaur visiting their husbandos

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624349
Don't be too nice to Krakens anon, you'll just be asking for her to pamper the shit out of you
>>16624353
Simply the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624349
Krakens have definitely suddenly popped into my top 5 not so long ago and they've been there for a steady month or so. They'll stay there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624354
That makes sense, don't want Minotaurs to cheat on their husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624340
I dunno. It's just every time I hear "female lizard" I imagine a weak submissive "dragon" who completely forgets about her strength and pride. So I just imagine them not being capable of protecting him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624361
wrong, because their hunbands need healing, and them seeing red, would complicate that ,matter

[Anonymous No.]

I want shortstack minotaurs

[Anonymous No.]

This simile's too silly to be in a sex scene but I love it too much to discard it forever, so here you go:

>she increased her pleasuring, gently rubbing her padded palms around his veiny shaft like she was making the world's most delicate clay snake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624363
If they are a female lizard that means the husband is strong enough to protect her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624370
i want the opposite, BIG minos

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624336
>whispering ASMR
It would be nice to be held close while she whispers lovey stuff with nose rubbing and kisses

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624369
Yeah and seeing red would cause them to fuck the nearest man they saw which would complicate a lot of things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624363
Female Lizard is a slur against Dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624379
begone with your memery

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624374
W-What if he isn't?

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me about desert grills
Why they wear neckties?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624383
Then he doesn't deserve her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624376
Look at all that BEEF!

http://imgur.com/a/IntAV

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624385
Cause they have shitty fashion sense, the stuckups!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624383
Then they can protect each other. This is the best relationship

With my wife, I would like her to recognize me as equal.

[Anonymous No.]

I desire the blessing of Mother Kos! Grant me eyes! I desire Mother Kos!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624385
So you can use them to pull desert girls in for a kiss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624391
And her's sense of fashion is so much better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624385
Because it's cute! And they know it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624389
Shit. That's gotta hurt. Would you say that to a Jabberwock husband's face?

>>16624392
I guess that sounds ok. Not really my cup of tea but sure!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624395
Sounds like a good way to fluster a bossy Scheduledog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624370
I want a buff shortstack minotaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624406
I'm sure a Jabberwock would protect her manlet husbando just fine, canon regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624411
That busty muscly shorstack cow has been graped!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624385
>You'll never be the childhood friend of a Pharaoh Ojou-sama and her retainers.
Damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624411
The best.
Especially if she gets a little sulky when you pick her up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624411
What kind of milk do you get from a purple cow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624410
That's the point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624412
Aren't we all manlets to Dragons? And is it actually canon that the "female lizard" state of a dragon makes her weak?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624406
I guess so, people would rather dom dragons or be sub to them. I would rather be equal to mine with a bit of competition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624410
What if you did it in the office, in full view of her colleagues? They'll never let her hear the end of it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624410
Good for if you're arguing with your Anubis wife. You can give her that sudden kiss. Turning that heated discussion into "something else" heated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624424
I'm probably as tall as or a bit taller than a few anon's 'tall' dragons, but yeah.
I think the 'female lizard' meme is just that, a joke that for some reason people after the fact took a bit too seriously. No, a Dragon is not going to suddenly become a weakling that can't defend herself or her man just because she's gotten some lovin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624427
Her female co-workers would tease her for having a crush on Anon.

She'd deny it of course, but whenever Anon walks by her tails wags and she gets lost in thought, fantasizing about Anon massaging her sensitive footpaws with his big strong hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624437
I don't know about you anon. But I love girls who are taller than me. But thanks for clearing that up for me. I was just wondering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624444
You're assuming I don't too. That's why I omit saying what my waifu's height would be as it would probably freak some people out or get them to call me /d/ or somethin. And she's not even of a race that people would assume as being very tall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624437
I bet my dragon would be bullied by her height.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624448
How tall we talking? I mean my waifu is above 6'3" and that's pretty tall for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624395
That's why the collars should be on girls.

>>16624437
It's not a meme. It means she'll turn into a sub, not that she'll become weaker in powerlevel for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624463
Well I'm 6'6". So taller than that. Much taller. And having been this tall for a long time and never known being small yet having wanted to, my perceptions and expectations have become a bit skewed.
Again it probably wouldn't be as weird if it wasn't for the fact that her race isn't associated with the kind of height I have in mind for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624476
Your waifu 8' or something? She sounds a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624468
>That's why the collars should be on girls.

Nah anon. I prefer it when it's on me.

>she'll turn into a sub

I better be careful not to turn her into a female lizard then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624479
Ahem ahem little more ahem

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624483
She's 11'? What species is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624483
Where's that picture of that 9'10" Oni when you need it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624484
9'9"
Demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624488
Holy legs batman
Or unholy I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624488
I was thinking what would happen to you if she had fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624488
Fuck that's tall. And I thought my waifu was towering over me. Kinda makes me a bit jealous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16623685
Aztecs are too hardcore for MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

The Zelda series has yielded a new pointy-eared cutie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624488
Christ Allmighty.
That's fucking tall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624488
That's a huge demon. Did she drink her milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624495
Beats the axe-chopper, at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624490
Something like that.
>>16624491
Thankfully just a big wingspan and an excessively thick tail, though they're plusses to me.
>>16624493
Height is relative, you learn that real quick being tall your whole life. Though if they're being truthful other anons in these threads are even taller than me, which is kinda nice.
>>16624497
You know I'm glad, I'll take 'holy fuck that's tall' compared to what I was expecting.
>>16624502
Something like that. She's been around a while. A really long while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624509
Oh you're the baroness guy that does them recolors
I guess it kinda makes sense since you have a bit of a powertrip fantasy. No offense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624509
>Height is relative, you learn that real quick being tall your whole life. Though if they're being truthful other anons in these threads are even taller than me, which is kinda nice.

Yeah yeah I get that. But I dunno, makes me feel uncomfortable imagining myself and my waifu meeting a man who's taller than me and her. Maybe I'm just being a faggot and imagining stupid things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624509
There seems to be a lot of demon husbandos popping out. Or are you the one that works with flayers?

Also, I can imagine the winghugs.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it wrong that I'm more interested in the emotional aspect of monstergirls than the sexual aspect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624524
No. That just means you're a gentleman. MGs love gentlemen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624517
Yep. Working on that Apsara undead recolor right now actually.
>>16624518
See this is what I'm talking about, I feel like crap making people feel all self-conscious about height and stuff. I'd be super intimidated by your waifu, I swear! She probably lifts a lot more than me!
>>16624519
I don't work with flayers, I do the actual thing! Yeah, that's me. And yes, encompassing enough to make it seem like night suddenly came on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624509
Suddenly, it all comes together now.
I mean, I imagine my waifu to be a foot and a half taller than me just for full body cuddles, but almost 10 feet tall?
It's just excessive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624537
We all got our things I guess. I wouldn't try and convince anyone to accept it themselves or pretend what works for me is what should work for them.

[Anonymous No.]

Found more Anbutt stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624554
Fantastic eyes and ears. Damn, who's the artist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624385

How do the sphinx's stockings even work? I'd like to find out. Maybe I could do some stalking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624554
This isn't anything sinister is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624555
hirame on the exhentai site.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624554

I love it when the bestial eyes actually look natural. You can't attach 'em to just anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624536
>See this is what I'm talking about, I feel like crap making people feel all self-conscious about height and stuff. I'd be super intimidated by your waifu, I swear! She probably lifts a lot more than me!

Damn I feel sorry anon. I didn't mean to make you feel bad. I just got some stupid insecurities or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624554
>Anubis femdom

Jesus my heart is racing and my dick is diamonds. I'd give anything to be that guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624536
Don't worry, I like flayers and you seem like a cool guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624565
Nah no, don't worry about it, that's the point. Height is just a silly number and a measure of how uncomfortable plane rides are. You do you mang.
>>16624578
Well thanks, and I certainly think flayers are cool too.

[Anonymous No.]

whats your opinion of gang bangs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624586
Flayers are so cool I don't see how people wouldn't collect them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624554
She steps on you because you let her step on you.
Yank her tail, spit on your dick and jam it balls deep in her ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624596
They usually invite enough negative discussion and argument to not be worth bringing up

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624601
But what if I like it when she steps on me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624608
>replying to bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624554
O-Oh goodness, what's she doing to that poor laborer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624586
>Height is just a silly number and a measure of how uncomfortable plane rides are

That's actually quite nice and makes me feel better. Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624596
No. Because the idea repulses me.

Mostly because I can't stand seeing one of me, let alone enough to fill every hole

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624596
Hot if it happens unwillingly to a human character I hate from an anime, absolutely detest if if it involves monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624596
i prefer having my clones sit in the corner and watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624596
Multiple monster girls or the other way around? Because either way for me is trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624596
It's garbage

[Anonymous No.]

Which fallen brides story is the most like something a girl would write?

[Anonymous No.]

Go on anon, give her a kiss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624643
Can do!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624643
I can use the "I have a waifu" excuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624554
Made for worshiping
I usually dislike big meaty paws but if they look like that I'm all for them

>You will never get stepped on by a cheeky Anubis

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see a big bad normally fearless dragon get all nervous when asking a human boy on a date

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624649
Was about to say that. Works every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624643
She cute, wont lie

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624554
>tags
>double penetration
What a waste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624651
Reminds me of this kinda.

[Anonymous No.]

Can half dragons compete agaisnt full blooded dragons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624663
Damn. And I thought it was good. Shame it's just trashy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't explore around ancient ruins anon,
or you'll get captured by the guards and
get exclusively fed aphrodisiacs after they seal your ability to cum for one month until the loli priestess is at her most fertile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624596
Probably want to avoid that. There are similar possible workarounds.
Anon getting kidnapped and locked in a basement? Fine, sure.
Anon getting bullied by a group of monstergirls at school? Likely ok.
Anon getting taken advantage of after drinking too much at a bar? Probably happened.

It's just too messy of a subject to be done plain. Anons here tend to shun raw harem stuff in favor of waifu ideals. Even then, group stuff like that is rather nasty and complicated. You can probably still write up whatever you like to fair reception, so long as you narrow it down far enough to be comfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624680
>Anon getting taken advantage of after drinking too much at a bar

Well now I'm imagining getting groped left and right and womanhandled while stumbling through a bar filled with aggressive and sinister monstergirls.
Hot stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624666
Scalebutt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624671
At least z-ton done a good anubis lately with no funny business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624674

Anon i dont think the priest will be able to take such amounts of seed once the that day comes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624693
I mean, look. Alcohol is a draw for certain goatgirls and onis. Sad lonely anons are an applicable desire across the board. Date rape drugs basically grow off of some of these girls.

Don't go drinking alone in MGE, anons. You'll end up in some strange apartment unable to leave.

Writefags, where are you when we need you the most?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624664
>still no milking follow-up
>>16624666
You like your Shyvana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624666
I've already impregnated her two times now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624600
Would you let a Flayer mess with your brain if she promised not to do anything irreversible?

>>16624640
Most of them are too specific

I'll go with Mimiru
The poor girl was getting used by adults, and couldn't even enjoy her childhood up until she monsterized and finally started to love life
My waifu is vaguely similar as in her life ever since she quit the familial nest has been a boring void up until we met

>>16624666
Both have their positives and negatives
I think full blooded dragons are better but not strictly so

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624706
Eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624712
>Don't go drinking alone

But what happens when your Minotaur friend from childhood promises to keep you protected one night when you're heading out to the bar together, but once there can't help but get flustered at all the lewd attention you're getting and in the moment you need her most starts groping you along with the random bar girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624733
https://exhentai.org/s/ab2994e517/1032063-251

[Anonymous No.]

Why Jorougumo is upset?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624707
Don't worry.
She'll have to get used to having a belly that big anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624554
>it's ganbang garbage

Who would thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624739
He also did some thinking with portals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624741
Anon think about how much it will ache her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624728
Oh no, I would let them shove their tentacles inside, but not mess with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624674
As a Silver Snake, the temple guards don't scare me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624750
It's the loud groaning and moaning noises it'll make in her that really should worry you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624680
>Anons here tend to shun raw harem stuff in favor of waifu ideals
Please I love harems.

That said I'm in the minority here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624760
>I love harems.
YOU nice person with pretty good taste. How big is your harem?

[Anonymous No.]

Anubis harem guy I'm looking at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624674
No one gets past the Shrine of the Silver Monkey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16623568
My negro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624764
Still working out the details but as of counting five girls, I don't want to go too far beyond that though, possibly seven or eight at maximum after becoming an incubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624774
P-Please anon. It's not actually me this time. I've moved on and you helped me. I'm a good boy now.

Harems are haram.

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>>16624758
What is "It"?

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>>16624785
It's it

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Maids are olev

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>>16624791
Yooou waaaant it aaaal but you can't haaave it

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>>16624796
Roomba maids are cute. Although I just imagine them being blind and bumping into walls.

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>>16624791
Now i am lost

her womb is secretly an ancient evil that devours semen?

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>>16624782
Just teasing you mang.

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>>16624796
>>16624803
Oh is that what it is? That's really cute actually
>>16624804
Maybe.
It's a song reference, though I'm not who you were replying to. He was probably just talking about cumflation to the point of there being noises.

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>>16624812
Oh

thats my F. but i got a vacation last time i talked about that

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>>16624812
The idea of a loli hugging her own pregnant or cumflated belly is appealing to me.
No noises though.

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>>16624816
Hot though it may be to myself as well, its best left aside from these threads.

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>>16624816
Just to put this out there, I much prefer it when things end with severe overflow, rather than what you describe.

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>>16624810
O-Ok, anon.

You know. Sometime I think that when the portals open, I want my waifu to give me a good punch in the face for all the stupid shit I've done. Really get the nose bleeding.

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>>16624826
as long as the womb ends up painted white and filled to the brim its lewd, doesn't need to have that exaggerated bulge most art have

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>>16620563
>Monstergirl version of The Thing
Absolutely deviant

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>>16624666
I want to do lewd things to Shyvana. I want to turn her in to a mewling, dripping mess after a long day

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>>16624831
I just like the idea of picking an MG up and taking a bath with her in the afterglow to clean up.
And yeah, while I understand the artistic exaggerations that they make to drive a point home, it gets crazy sometimes.

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>>16624828
Maybe if you ask. I'm sure she'll forgive you for everything you've done. You are her dummy.

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>>16624845
Maybe she will. I'm hoping she will.

>You are her dummy.

That actually makes me feel kinda nice.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's talk about collars. What kind of collars do you like the most? What sort of color and material? Do you want to give or receive, and when would be the best time?

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>>16624666

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>>16624868
But can it melt steel beams?

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>>16624867
Oh yes! I love collars. To honest I'd have a range of collars for different occasions. My favourite though would have kinda big, kinda thick leather one. Similar to the one that cute hellhound is holding. Like I said I really like leather and the brown colour. I like to receive it. Although my waifu wears a collar aswell. I'm not a switch or anything and I mostly like to wear mine as a symbol of ownership but it's kinda like a wedding ring for the both of us. Just mine has that "property" feeling of it. All the time anon. I'd wear it all the time. Only taking it off when it's absolutely necessary, like a wedding ring.

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>>16624868
How hard would she ride you after spending all that time wrapped up and aroused?

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>>16624860
Anon, no one is perfect (other than your waifu). It's okay to make mistakes and I'll sure she'll forgive you.
But be ready for a scolding and punishment scheduling.

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>>16624876
Why would she need to melt steel beams near her vag?.....

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>>16624883
That makes me feel a lot better about the bad things I've thought about. Thanks very much anon. And I'd be very prepared for scoldings and punishments. However she wants to punish me I'd be up for it. I need and deserve it.

I wonder what she'd have in stock for me that I wouldn't like though? Can't be house chores because I'd love doing those. Can't be doing sports and exercise because I'd love to do those with her. Can't be cleaning her body/grooming her because I also love doing that. Maybe it's an exam or some sort of mental test? There's something I don't like doing.

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>>16624899
Maybe your punishment is just being scolded by her. Imagine her saying how upset she was about those things and thoughts.

Though again, you've already set yourself straight so she'll already be okay with it so long as you don't do it again.

Or maybe it'll just be slave work. I don't know your waifu enough to say.

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>>16624867
I'm definitely going to be the one wearing it. A small leather one with a heart-shaped lock. Preferably one that matches my waifu's favorite color, after she claims me.

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>>16624882
Hot Dragon pussy

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>>16624899
Your punishment is Seeing her in tears.

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>>16624554
I wanna be femdommed by that Anubutt!

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>>16624914
Maybe scolding doesn't sound too bad. It would really feel bad if she told me how nasty, disgusting and greedy I was being. That would probably teach me a lesson.

Slave work would be good. I could probably be overseen by my waifu. It would be very exhausting and tiring. That could also teach me a lesson.

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>>16624921
That sounds cute anon! What colour would it be and would there be anything written on the lock?

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>>16624929
Yeah, making you work for all those nights she spent drinking at the bar you you were busy should be nice.

Just teasing you.

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>>16624923
Damn anon. That's going to reduce me to tears, I couldn't cope with knowing I made her cry. Just like any other anon out there.

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>>16624867
Collars are top-tier.

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>>16624924
Are you sure anon? She seems like the type that would stick your dick between her plump thighs and then do nothing while taunting you into thrusting your hips.

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>>16624945
Shame Luth will probably never draw another one. He's too into his 40k thing.

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>>16624947
That's okay. She can give me lots of love bites too, while she pins me down!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624962
>spoiler

My man. To the neck or just anywhere? Either way, God tier fetish.

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>>16624966
The neck preferably, or the shoulders. Maybe some little nibbles on the ears too.

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>>16624973
Very fine taste. Do you like breaking the skin? Leaving marks? Damn I'd feel so happy with some teeth marks in my neck I can show off.

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>>16624975
I don't think I'd want blood to be drawn, I'm not really all too much into pain, but I wouldn't mind some kind of mark either.

This is why I'm a slut for wans.

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>>16624975
Did someone say bite marks?

[Anonymous No.]

Masochist Kikimoras who want their masters to pierce their nipples and brand them!

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>>16624981
Very understandable. Leaving a sloppy saliva mess with some teeth marks would make me happy. Although personally I have no problems with a small amount of blood being drawn. Not too much. Tell me though do you like your neckbites to be ticklish? Or so ticklish you submit after a few minutes of ravaging your neck with her sharp wolf like teeth. I'm not sure about you but you know when you watch animal planet and you see a wolf rip into an animals necks until it slowly stops resisting. I imagine my waifu doing that to me and it just gets me so slutty.

>This is why I'm a slut for wans.

Aren't we all anon. Aren't we all. They can offer us things no other girl can.

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>>16624986
Mershark teeth are sharp. Especially since shark teeth can easily be lost and grow back. So after a long love biting session. Expect atleast a few teeth to be lodged into your neck.

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>>16624995
Desire to know more intensifies

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>>16624995
>Kikimoras who squeal with delight when you pull at their nipple and clit rings
>Kikimoras who present themselves by spreading their pussy and delicately touching their crotch pleasure tattoos

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>>16624995
I thought a masochist kikimora would be into Master cleaning the house for them, then having master seal them in a poorly lit room that is filled with nothing but, doritos, mountain dew and 100+ video games across multiple gaming consoles.

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>>16625037
>>16624995
>Sloot Kinkymoras who get wet from you groping them as they try to clean the living room
>So wet that it starts dripping down their thighs
>But to make sure the room stays clean, they catch it with their fingers before it drops to the floor and lick it up themselves

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>>16624996
throw in some hot breathing down your neck and in your ears along with sensual whispers about how you're her personal chew toy and everything will be perfect

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone knows that all masochistic Kikis are in to latex.

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>>16625048
Id definitely do that for my maid. Dress up as a butler and do everything she does while she just lazes around. I'd even let her molest me like I do to her

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to keep your vampires active and healthy hence they will become lazy bloodsuckers who spend the nights only eating ice cream

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>>16625064
Even when she Orders you to sit down on the beanbag chair with your dick out and rides you while in the middle of the cod match, swearing at the screen while she drains you as if your just an overglorified dickthrone?

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>>16625060
Oh yes. Getting an area of the skin all wet then blowing on it is a great sensation. Hot breath, whispering and blowing air is essential.

Especially that "you're her chewtoy" part. I don't know what it is about that nickname that just gets me so tingly. I'd be shaking if my waifu whispered that into my ear. Telling me how I belong to her.

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>>16625073
Damn right. She can take all that rage and stress out in my crotch.

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>>16625066
Remember to not let your Oni drink too much on F-f-f-friday night.

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>>16624934
Probably purple with something sappy.

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>>16625063
But how would you feel about latex yetis?

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Being in a relationship with a monster girl would almost be as soulless as being in a relationship with a human woman.

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>>16625107
Elaborate.

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>>16625112
Don't give him (you)s anon. He's just fishing for attention.

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>>16625066
Does rigorous fucking count as activity?

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>>16625116
Yes

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>>16625112
Both relationships are not founded on genuine love and only happen because the women want something out of it. The only difference between monster and human women is that monster women are honest about this.

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>>16625116
How rigorous we talking here?

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>>16624882
You know, I was going to elucidate and make a greentext about it but... I'm just not feeling the mojo anymore Anon. This marriage between me and thread is heading to a divorce.

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>>16625106
Not him, but latex gives you a fantastic grip. She'd never let you go of her sweaty embrace! If you're in to slimy and slippery though, you could always lubricate her latex and have slimy slippery hugs.

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>>16625107
That's objectively wrong.

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>>16625125
I want manlets to leave.

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>>16625090
She's just having a small glass tonight, is she?

Admirable.

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>>16625133
He gets smaller and more feminine with each image.

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>>16625140
I'm sure the Sabbath is to blame for this.

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>>16625133
Hey. Having a waifu who's taller than you is cute. My waifu is taller than me and she's cute!

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>>16624867
Collar goes on girl, for the duration of sex to get her in a more submissive state of mind without any specific domming

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>>16625158
But that's wrong!

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>>16625167
Sometimes anon. It's ok to be wrong if it feels right.

[Anonymous No.]

We've sent our best man to infiltrate the MGC Bar.

We call him "The Closer".

He gets the job done under any circumstance.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B7nKYkKeZM

[Anonymous No.]

>>16625063
Save the latex for gazers and shoggoths

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>>16625136
Dohohoho

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>>16625193
Looks like he's been comprised from the image. Guess he's going to have 2 kuudere bugs kissing each cheek by the end of the night.

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>>16625194
Gazers seems more like the type who would enjoy muddy sex.

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>>16625194
Kobolds too, don't forget those.

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>>16625194
Latex is seems like something I'd never do in my opinion. I just don't see the appeal of it, it looks really uncomfortable and there's just no need for it.

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>>16625140
No bullying

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>>16625140
>spoiler

That's a sign of great strength as a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16625224
It's true though. His Wockers might be slipping in some wonderland stuff into his food.

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>>16625230
You mean the wock is his husband? Well I guess it's pretty common for that to happen here.

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>>16625247
>Well I guess it's pretty common for that to happen here.

What like househusbands?

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>>16625209
It's easy to make latex one of her specialties after KC's many Q&As

>So what exactly is that black (liquid? solid?) mass on a Gazer's body?

>It's mysterious Gazer-gel. It's a protective coat turned half-solid from the girl's magic powers. It feels elastic to touch and can change its shape freely by putting it on and removing it (?)

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>>16625254
That and a combination of other things, such as reverse mating presses and frilly, light clothes.

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>>16625090
Are Onis the Irish in MGE?

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>>16625291
Never forget the pintmonsters who drank 30 pints a night

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>>16625208
>Mantids
>Kuudere
If only you knew their true nature, Anon.

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>>16625304
>comparing Regura Mantis' to MGE Mantis'

[Anonymous No.]

How do you think it would be like in a world where there is only human men and monster women?

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>>16625298
alcoholic dark elves?

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>>16625311
Overpopulated.

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>>16625311
I wish there were more stories exploring the 'good end' time period.
Although I guess I don't personally remember any MGC stories where there are human women explicitly mentioned, but also none where sons are born.
Either Monsters would mellow out or, more likely, humens would be born with a heightened libido right off the get go.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, go out and give a 'reject' girl a shot.

Not all minotaurs are buff, not all mantises are svelte, not all vampires are refined.

Give them a shot.

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>>16625311
I want to think it will end like this
>>16625326
Absolutely correct. We need more good ends.

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>>16625331
Too early to go sleep.

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>>16625326
>>16625335
>believing a good end exists

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>>16625311
Stahp, I just opened a beer. I don't need these feels right now.

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>>16625331
Are you saying I should try and date... a SMART Dorome? Oh god, but what if she's smarter than me? What if she has a wide range of esoteric interests and a commanding grasp on several languages?

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>>16625326
I always imagine that the gender ratio for males to females is 1:7. How would a Enchidna work if she was able to give birth to humens? Would she still give birth to females only or would it be more even?

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>>16625351
Where do you get that number from, or are you saying that that would be a reasonable fertility rate that the Demon Lord would accept being able to CHIM the reality settings to?
I had thought she would try and keep going until it reached 1:1, although perhaps its something that gradually happens over time.

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>>16625326
>I wish there were more stories exploring the 'good end' time period.
While I definitely have a preference for hugbox, it would be difficult to write an engaging story around the good end. I can only imagine a few short SoL working, since any real conflict would have to be fabricated. Let's be honest, in a true good end, MGs are so OP that things like famine, war, or disease wouldn't exist. You could force some plot around evil chaos forces or something, but I think it would be hard to take it seriously.

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>>16625356
>something that gradually happens over time
My belief is that the crazy high ratio would only last until humanity and mamono are joined together. The whole thing falls apart elsewise.

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>>16625331
Good night friend.
I would think that the "rejects" of these species are hard to find, though. Is there something like the island of the misfit toys, but for these girls?
Any other examples come to mind? I'd probably end up falling for the poor vampire.

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>>16625304
I want both of them, double paizuriwindow paizuri.

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>>16625369
I wonder if the pride of man is inherent and if a dilemma could exist when the DL temporarily CHIMS out and realizes that she has the option to A. Remove man's pride but it fundamentally is taking away their humanity or B. Leave it intact but it means they will still as they always have eventually make war with one another. Amplified by the fact that now their wives may sympathize with them and join with their great power in large scale wars as well.
But, that's a pretty big stretch and probably wouldn't be as interesting as I'm spitballing it to be.
>>16625375
Wait, but in setting as far as humans to monsters its already heavily in favor numerically to humans, there's tons more of them then there are of monsters. Or did I lose myself somewhere in this conversation? I probably did.

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>>16623673
What to do when your slime gives you this look?

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>>16625390
You rip her clothes off and make sweet hard love.

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>>16625369
It worked okay in demolition man

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>>16625346
Then you smile and humor her whenever she tries to play dumb


>>16625380
Tanukis with poor business skills, salamanders who cna't fight, dark mages who constantly bungle spells and went the muscle wizard route, neat freak Beelzebubs.

Those kinda things

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>>16625390
Stay silent for a bit, smile back, and let her go back to what she's doing. Then, when she's preoccupied, slowly get up and approach behind her. Put your arms through her shoulders and even them up with her arms to have her hands overlap yours. Lightly press your hips into hers and put your head on the side of hers as you bring your arms back to cross wrapped around her waist. gently rock back and forth while whispering loving things in her ear, kissing her neck in between each phrase. Then gently lift her up, turning her to face you, and kiss her deeply and passionately before walking towards the bathroom. By this point she should be right and in the mood, so you pour her into the bath all slow and sensual before stripping down and
Well then this >>16625394

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>>16625406
Well, that's a hell of a lot more elaborate than what I said.
I guess that'll happen when you get used to imagining slamming someone into the couch for rough anal.

[Anonymous No.]

Are aliens monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16625418
Again, no.

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>>16625388
Your first point: I think that the endless love and sex would have some tempering effect on humans. My headcanon also includes the idea that humans born from monsters also aren't as aggressive and more empathetic. A trade-off sort of. Monstergirls lost their destructive tendencies, I don't think it's hard to imaging the DL giving a gentle nudge to humans without sacrificing their what makes them human.

Point 2: Yes, in the setting, monstergirls are currently heavily outnumbered. That's why their birth rates would remain high, so they can join with humans and merge their species. Once the need for this is gone, birthrates would lower to sustainable levels. All headcanon obviously, although I don't think it's too far off.

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>>16625417
I've come to terms that my Nure would still mostly be the housewifely type. Though she'd be down for doing anything sexual in the name of 'service' and would love it, all she needs (and perhaps even likes most) is sensual, slow buildup sex.
That isn't to say there aren't days where all she wants is to get throatfucked so hard little pieces of her face splash off on each thrust, but even that is more in the name of 'service'.

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>>16625433
Ooooooh that makes sense and I'm dumb for not realizing it. But fair enough. In that case to answer your original question I would think Echidna would have the ability to choose a male. For those first few decades or even centuries male births would be celebrated quite a bit in a community. And fair enough about the tempering of their aggressive nature, though if nothing else I do see humans retaining their propensity towards order, so they may implement some laws that Monsters may not have thought were necessary in the first place but accept to go along with.

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>>16625434
>all she needs is sensual, slow buildup sex.
Hm. I'd wonder how my waifu'd react to that kind of build up to sex. I say this mostly because I end up imagining going straight to it.
Maybe she'd hold off from becoming the "s-word" for longer periods after that kind of stuff if I put on the moves

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>>16625369
I can easily see a religious war with the sabbath, since they want to lolify anyone and everyone.

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>>16625418
Depends, "alien" is a pretty broad term.

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>>16625449
I can see her taking that up as part of her Salamander training. Every day when she has some spare time training up her ability to resist getting all hot and bothered. By the end of the day she really thinks she's made some progress and that tonight she'll be a proper sensual classy lady only to immediately bend over and bite the pillow of the couch while begging to get stuffed hard and used when her husband shows the smallest sign of coming on to her
Hard to fight nature I suppose.

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>>16625453
thankfully, the sabbath doesn't exist in my headcanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16625331
>Not all minotaurs are buff,
wouldnt that be a mega holst then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16625453
Other monsters canonically like the sabbath though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16625471
I don't think that's the case. It's more like they don't care about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16625453
some MGs need to create a spell of :biggification" or something that turns lolis into big girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624868
imagine how it must feel like waking up every morning with a strong dragon on top milking you to the last drop to start her day

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>>16625462
Well, she has all day to train her mind and body especially her body, she might not be as strong enough to make Jinkos and Onis blush like I'd imagine her being at the start of our relationship, but she still has a nice soft yet toned body and big hips and breasts. Plus, you know what they say about girls with strong core muscles . Just being classy and sensual for a bit or some pre-sex romance is fine.
>spoiler
Well, that's just par for the course now. The only way it'd be a nice and slow night would be if she initiated sex and dragged us to the bedroom, or in the backyard on a nice Sunday when she puts on a nice sundress

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>>16625499
>Housewife Salamander likes just relaxing in the backyard on a warm sunny day
>Housewife Nureonago likes just relaxing on the back porch on a cool rainy day
It's the quiet moments that make the loud ones all the more worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16625418
I'm gonna say yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16625418
I'm sad the author is dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16625418
Simply put, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16625511
Those sounds extremelly comfy. Especially if you place some daughterus playing around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16625511
Well, Salamanders just like basking in the sun since they're cold-blooded Just ignore the fact that they have produce high body temps. And they have fantastic tan skin. They're the kind of girls who'd have bonsai trees and gardens next to where they exercise and crack a cold one in the setting sun.
Nureonagos though seem like like the kind of girls who like sitting and the porch with some tea when it rains and hearing the raindrops from the roof while thinking about how happy she is to be clean and loved without branches and leaves getting stuck on her all the time from when she lived alone.
The Nureonago yokai they're based off are pretty much low-key hobos

[Anonymous No.]

>>16625531
I already know that I'm okay with five little fire newts running all over my house, so that's nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16625531
I know Nure daughterus are much more relaxed than normal slime daughterus and will not jump their fathers the second their born, instead helping around the house. I wonder though how long it takes until they too go out to wait in the rain.
I imagine there's a long period of time for a Nure daughteru and her father where they don't have contact. Being a devoted housewife means they probably don't leave to visit home often.
>>16625544
I'm aware, actually. In truth minus the making them actual slimes and removing the stench associated with them I think KC stayed really true to the original folklore.
Your Salamander seems like she has broad tastes being into bonsai. Does she work out just at home through training or does she go on small local runs and such to help train up when she has free time?
And you're right on the money about Nureonagos. I'm not sure if slimes need their 'hair' brushed, but I'd be honored to do it for her as we sat on the porch listening to the wind and the distant roll of thunder. Perhaps just as a symbolic gesture that she's safe and clean under our shared roof now.

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>>16625562
You don't need to worry about that. Maid daighterus come to visit with their husbands from time to time. Or at least that's how I imagine my kiki doing.

>>16625553
Three for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16625582
True, and I'm sure she would. But what do I think until then? She could be waiting out there in the rain for a man for years and years. While I get that its just what's in their nature, what father wouldn't worry during that period of uncertainty? Hopefully she'd at least stay in the region so word could travel fast.

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>>16625562
I think slimes can get cleaned through filtering them, so there's that, and you can just pick out anything else that get's stuck by hand.
>Does she work out just at home through training or does she go on small local runs and such to help train up when she has free time?
I'd imagine that she'd set something up for the both of us to exercise with, but mostly she'd be either doing chores, working out, or relaxing at home and watching soaps.
>Your Salamander seems like she has broad tastes being into bonsai
It's mostly just some flower bushes and one little tree with our names lightly carved into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16625589
Pff, c'mon anon. She's your daughteru, have some faith in her. It's okay to worry, but there is no way she would be spending that much time in the rain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16625582
Well, it's better than having to console your kids after they either lose to a guy and can't control her emotions or can't find a man strong enough to beat her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16625606
That is still better than having to apologize when your daughteru starts to pillage people's belongings or themselves for her hoard.

[Anonymous No.]

Would it be wrong, assuming that monster girls are real, to find an "suitable" 3DPD and monsterize her into a good waifu? What if she consented?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16625617
Well, Dragons are like that.
They like taking shiny stuff when they can.
This is why you take 'em to summer camp with some Giant Ants, Wurms and Dwarves

[Anonymous No.]

>>16625596
Of course I'd believe so. But what good parent wouldn't worry a little bit I suppose.
>>16625590
>leaf blows in the wind onto Nureonago wife's face
>gently peel it off and rest the back of the palm against the area it landed on
All sorts of little gestures that would mean so much in private moments.
>One little tree with our names lightly carved into it
That's absolutely adorable. And it is interesting to hear a Salamander be so domesticated by comparison to how I would usually imagine them. Although as we've discussed it does seem she has a 'release' for a lot of the potential pent up energy. A very big release.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16625620
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>16625620
I don't suppose it would be wrong. And if Monstergirls were real then its better she allows it to happen on her own terms then one day having some radical faction Demon abduct her and corrupt her against her will. No offense to the Demon guy whose waifu does that apparently.

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>>16625627
Dragon daughteru steals shiny plants, taking her to a camp might end up with her stealing the forest.

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>>16625638
Meh, none taken. They learn to like it. Eventually.

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>>16625638
>No offense to the Demon guy whose waifu does that apparently
If my waifu pulled that she'd be on the streets in a heartbeat. And I'd be heartbroken.

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>>16625620
Why not get a natural born?

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>>16625657
What, for turning a human girl into a Monster? Oh what does 'consent' mean anyway, such a loose nonspecific term eh?

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>>16625662
Consent seems like a very concise thing to be honest. It's really just a Yes or No, but leave it to real 3DPD to take something as simple as that and make it ambiguous, no?

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>>16625658
Purification fetish. I imagine a childhood friend who was friendly and innocent when we were little but she grew up into 3DPD. I would help her monsterization process to bring out her best. Also, she loved drawing and writing about dragons as a kid. Call me kiln because I'm about to make some POTTERY

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>>16625662
Without consent, yes.

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>>16625631
>All sorts of little gestures that would mean so much in private moments.
Salamanders would probably enjoy their scales being moisturized while being massaged on a lawn chair.
>And it is interesting to hear a Salamander be so domesticated by comparison to how I would usually imagine them
Well, she still has her swords hung up in the living room near her armor stand and she still has some very light scars on her arms and back from her old days. She has real armor and bikini armor though, but that's pretty much lingerie for them
>it does seem she has a 'release' for a lot of the potential pent up energy. A very big release.
Heh, yeah... PersonalFucktoy.exe is weird thing

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>>16625671
Exactly. So its really just helping them along and making a quick decision for them that they'll be happy for later.
>>16625675
Now that is a lovely way to describe it. Its not corrupting them into monsters, its purifying them into monsters! I'm definitely using that. Expect royalty checks.

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>>16625680
>Salamander wife laying face down on a sunny day in the back yard
>Husband using some moisturizing lotion he's deeply rubbing into her scales along her back
>It's fireproof as well, so he can rub it along most of her tail without any major problems and proceeds to do so
>her body is completely limp, so she must be relaxed
>Meanwhile her face hidden by resting on her folded arms is an ahegao mess with drool leaking out, her eyes crossed and her brain turned into an endless loop of 'flip me over and turn me into a fucking onahole like the cumdump I am' repeating infinitely
>that's when husband gives her an affectionate couple of pats on the rump and notices her whole body seize up
Shouldnt have worn the 'tight' bikini armor to sunbathe. Or depending on your point of view, good thing she did.

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>>16625675
But would she be dragon material?

>>16625678
So you would be fine with it in the girl was willing?

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>>16625695
>So you would be fine with it in the girl was willing?
Of course, not my business what she wants to do with her life.

[Anonymous No.]

Could you find roughly the same species throughout the world or would your local environment dictate what species of monster girl lives in your area?
[spoiled]>tfw no aggressive diamondback lamia to love and protect you and your daughterus

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>>16625707
>spoiled
fug

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>>16625707
I'd prefer the former since it would mean big red angry horny Oni, if the latter, cows, lots of them, and I'd be okay with that

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>>16625707
Some species like Holstaur, Centaur, and Kobold would pretty universal I'd think, though yeah if you start getting into specific subspecies/breeds it'd be harder to find one that's all over the place.
>>16625715
>cows, lots of them
I know what that's like, so many cows around me and I watch to touch them all.

[Anonymous No.]

Stupid sexy Barb girls, making me want to go on adventures with them!

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>>16625707
Your area and local environment would dictate the species.

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>>16625707
I'd have to deal with lots of retarded deer girls and goose harpies.

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>>16625695
Between the two of us, we'd be dragon enough. I have a hoard of pocket change I've found on the ground that I've collected since middle school to get us started. Her newfound instincts should take it from there.

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>>16625707
If I go by what's in my surroundings, then there are a lot of sopping wet doe cunts around my neighborhood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16625734
Has /k/ been collecting deer lure again?

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>>16625721
>I watch to touch them all.
close, I'd rather they touch me, and as a plus they come in large herds!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16625734
I might want to be your neighbor.

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>>16625727
The Cotton Candy Magician!

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>>16625739
"Sopping wet doe cunt" is a dota 2 meme.

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>>16625740
I'd be perfectly fine with it either way to be frank, of course there's nothing to stop you from touching a couple of them before they take you down. There's so many ranches around me I wouldn't know what to do other than put on my red clothes and walk into the nearest one.

[Anonymous No.]

So krakens ink can be used to make "dark lamps"
Being able to produce pseudo night at any point could be useful in experiments that deal with light among others

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>>16625758
You know anon, it's not so much the color, but the movement that causes bovines to charge. You could probably just wave your member around and it would be enough

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>>16625691
Oh boy. She's even lubed up.
>Salamander wife buries her head deeper into the chair
>She's clenching her cheeks as her husband grabs both and strongly massages them
>She paces her self and takes deep breaths
>Her mind is filled to the brim with dirty thoughts and just wants a hard dicking
>Husband starts to spread her cheeks a little and works on the inner side, occasionally tracing his finger over her butthole
>Wife lets out a deep sigh and tries to relax her body while trying not to fall apart
>Suddenly her husband starts to lift her tail
>"H-honey, what are you doing?"
>"He just gives her a smile and curls her tail over her back, gently rubbing it
>She hears something unzip and slovenly smiles at her husband while tightly clinging onto the chair
>Husbando places his shaft between her ass cheeks and under the bikini armor's string and starts thrusting on top her
>Starts hitting the base of her tail with the tip, releasing ample moans from his wife
>The massages from her husband already has her near her limit
>Her tail straightens up and back arches from the orgasm.
>She lowers her back down and raises her ass
>"Don't you want your main course honey?"
>She stretches the bikini into her moist vagina and spreads apart her pussy with one hand and her tail while locking eyes with her husband

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>>16625741
Seriously, I live in the suburbs and they come out of the wooded area nearby to walk around and sit on peoples yards. Can you imagine what that'd be like with monster girls?
>sleeping at night when you're awoken by the sound of someone outside
>"Hey!...Hey, Anon!...Wanna fuck?!"
>she sees you peek out the window and bends over, wiggling her little tail at you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16625765
I know, but on the off chance it works and makes the pile that much larger or rougher I'll do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16625766
I haven't been following this conversation but holy shit that's one lusty lizard

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>>16625758
Hmmm I'd like to go to the nearest herd in red and enjoy the moo-snu, hopefully they'd put me in an inverted cello with me facing up while the next in line holds me against her nice soft belly (unless its a combo of holsts and minos, in which case abs). Given the size of the ones by me it'd take a while, but being enveloped in all that soft mooing flesh would be heaven

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>>16625759
I could them being used my hunters to lure nocturnal prey out.
Or if your an actor on a stage, dark lamps can be used to simulate night time for a scene.

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>>16625707
I'd pick the latter, which means:
Angry wind elementals during hurricane season, Aquatic girls all over the damn place dragging men into the sea, Butterflies, Moth girls, Bees and Hornets bothering brightly colored Alraunes, Lazy Boa constrictor Lamias, Lizard girls stealing from farmer MGs, Dog gangs, Songbirds, Vultures and Hawk Harpies, Spider girls and scorpion girls, and Migratory Harpies.
How fucked am I exactly?

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>>16625768
Sadly you can't apply that to the city. All we really have are those asshole birds that like to shit on your car. I'm pretty sure they aim for it by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16625740
Black box NTR with MGE is the best

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>>16625802
>NTR
yeah its not that, its just black boxed so i dont have to remember to hit spoiler box

[Anonymous No.]

>>16625800
What type of monster girl species would the trash doves inspire?

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>>16623563
Fapped.

[Anonymous No.]

This is a giant penguin

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>>16625780
It's just the ballad of MegaTurboSlut Housewaifu Salamander.
She likes long walks on the beach, oranges, and Being her husbando's personal fucktoy while he abuses all her holes.

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>>16625707
>would have mg's that would live in the americas live around me, harpies, wolfus, bugs, and the rare garter lamia, grizzlies, and the odd whitehorn and wendigo during the colder seasons
>also livea stone's throw away from a graveyard
>along with having to dodge advances during the commute to work, windows and doors have to be boarded up at night to prevent un wanted undead cuddle piles
>only to have them broken down by a horny hellhound

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>>16625707
>A graveyard is a stone's throw away from my house.
Oh boy, time to wake up to hellhound poundings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16625816
>6/10 Not sure if it's worth carrying her egg on my feet all winter.

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>>16625766
Jaysus, hot damn.
>Husband sticks his fingers in first, getting them nice and wet as he squelches them around in her folds before slipping them back out
>mounts her and instantly forces his way in, splitting her as he pushes all the way to the hilt in one thrust
>as she lets out a particularly loud moan at the sensation, she suddenly has the side of her mouth pulled back by his fingers entering and tugging at her cheek, still glistening with her own juices
>She turns her head and closes her lips around the intruding digits, lewdly sucking at and running her tongue along them, tasting herself and driving her frenzy further
>her tail is an absolute blaze at this point, a more rational part of her mind would worry the neighbors might notice the bright glow but that rational mind is currently buried under hundreds of instances of FuckToy.exe
>starts thrusting her hips back in tandem with her husband's forward thrusts, the forcefulness causing tears to well up in her eyes as she starts wildly sucking and biting at his still tugging fingers
>finally he pulls them out of her mouth with a loud pop, using his hand instead to force her head against the chair as his thrusts build up in speed and intensity, her girlish parts quaking from the force of it and her unhindered moans turning into screams of pleasure
>shrieks for her husband to fill her up and paint her insides so she can be a good little cumslut just for him, pushing him over the edge as he does just that
>her eyes heartpupil as her senses go hazy, her monster pussy greedily milking every last drop out of her husband, waves of pleasurable sensation hitting her brain akin to a heroin addict getting their fix
>almost whites-out right there when her husband gives her an affectionate slap and grope of her rump, drawing out a mini orgasm from her that builds off of the multiple she just experienced
So just another relaxing sunny day in the backyard.

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>>16625729
>Coyotes
>Horses
>Opossums
>Snakes

And that's just uniques, not the more common ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>16625821
A thought occurs
>live in area with high Chinese, Taiwanese pop
>Jiang Shi hopping around everywhere
I can live with that easily, think I'll order take out

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>>16625827
Just make sure to give them the tip.

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>>16625827
would the population's culture effect the mg population?
if so maybe put houris and lamia's higher up on the list of encountered mg's
still want that hellhound to break down my bedroom door and have her way with me

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>>16625810
I liked the dragon female lizard reference. That guy is defiantly from this thread

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>>16625759
Or for concealment at actual night.
You could hide out in plain sight against a nighttime backdrop when in a bubble of her ink.

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>>16625832
I'd like to think so
also as far as your spoiler goes, just make sure to hang some steaks in your room, you'll get the whole pack in there, IF you think you and your pelvis can handle it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16625768
Would open my door and cuddle her body after dumping so many loads inside of her she overflows.

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>>16625809
I don't know, but the question gave me a worrying thought. What about the monstergirls with shit-tier needs or fetishes? I mean, Vampires and their derivatives aren't so bad, they just want a little blood. Most of the girls have a little human byproduct ingredient in their diet anyway.

Are there clubs that cater to akaname needs? Do they do that body-table Japanese thing there, where some poor bishounen lays naked on a table as they eat off him and sneak licks?

Are there "Daddy" themed clubs for Dhampirs and other girls with issues?

The underbelly of MGC sounds scary.

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>>16625809
I don't know but they'd want to gas all the jew racoons.

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>>16625825
Yep, just another sunny day with an secretly lewd house Salamander.
Best to just rinse each other off with a water hose before going back inside.
Also, I just remembered this Just it was with a different character
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2541113

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>>16625809
Jew gasing harpies

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>>16625827
>tfw no Jiang Shi waifu to wake up next to every morning and give long, intense full body massages to to fight rigor mortis
also even if biting me to get my Qi isn't needed I'd still insist she do it

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>>16625827
>>live in area with high Chinese, Taiwanese pop
For a second I thought you were talking about pop music and I was really confused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16625857
>tfw no jiang shi idol waifu

[Anonymous No.]

Big booty spiders.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>16625847
Tails really do come in handy eh? Yet another lewd use for it while the hands are occupied.
Hopefully she gets some proper aftercare from that while her mind reboots and gains proper motor functioning.
One of the nice benefits of slime family monsters in that case, no brain to have to worry about failing. Though I guess there's still a 'mind', but that psychological stuff is above me.

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>>16625863
doggies are olev

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>>16625859
You'd have to warm her up before every show so she can do all her flexible dance moves on stage

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>>16625837
>you'll get the whole pack in there, IF you think you and your pelvis can handle it
my bitch ass pelvis probably couldn't handle one night of ruff hellhound lovin' but that won't stop me from heart pupilling as a whole pack try to molest me all at the same time

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>>16625863
Bow wow!

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>>16625863
cute, incidentely Yuugi is my favorite 2hu
>>16625868
I'll make sure to attend to every part of her with extreme devotion!

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>>16625873
>that won't stop me from heart pupilling as a whole pack try to molest me all at the same time
you have my respect

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>>16625864
Tails are great, they can give tailjobs, be rubbed and massaged, you can knead the base or even tailjack it.
Yeah, she'd get some much deserved aftercare allright, wiped down and cleaned up so we can watch a bad gladiator movie while she laughs and complains about the historical accuracy of the combat and armor while cuddling on the couch. Her mind reboots are always cute though, since she'd always just quietly lean against my chest until she feels good enough to look up and kiss my cheek.
>Though I guess there's still a 'mind', but that psychological stuff is above me.
Slime, how does it work?

[Anonymous No.]

Any anons know of some commissionable artists who are good at copying poses and open-minded?

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>>16625891
>Slime, how does it work?
A fact I'd love to intimately explore with my Nureonago waifu. I can see her covering her mouth and silently giggling as I try and use that as an excuse for slipping my hand beneath her kimono.
>>16625904
What do you mean by open minded?

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>>16625863
Kagerou is my beloved dog-wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16625904
By open minded you mean not mock you for being into monster girls or open minded as in okay with making art of your sick and twisted kinks?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to adopt a bunch of monster daughters and make a big happy cuddle pile!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16625915
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16625904
>open-minded
How many pics you commissioned so far, KDF?

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>>16625911
That's lewd, and she'd just lean back and breathily moan a lot while you plunge your hands to explore the depths of blue gelatin.
>>16625904
>Open-minded
What are you planning anon?
Your not gonna cause an artist to make "vent art" are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16625923
4, plus one request so that's like 4 and a half.

>>16625925
Hey, I realize my mistakes but that artist was a headcase.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16625925
>Slip hand beneath Nure wife's kimono and lightly cup her breast, running fingers over it and brushing them against her slightly wet nipple
>slip other hand down to gently rub over her lower abdomen
>one of her hands goes atop the one on her abdomen while the other curls up behind
>ever so slightly feel her pushing her rear back and slooowly brushing it from side to side
>all the while with sighs and moans not daring to reach above a whisper so as to not disturb the gentle sound of rain slowly picking up in intensity against the windows
I've pretty much resigned myself to live in an unusually rainy part of Zipangu apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16625940
That was weird day.
Well, I hope your stuff turns out nice anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16625957
Hey thanks anon. I'm currently artist-less now, but I've got an itch that I want to scratch soon.

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>>16625954
>all the while with sighs and moans not daring to reach above a whisper so as to not disturb the gentle sound of rain slowly picking up in intensity against the windows
That's pretty adorable.
Also, Southeast Asia has lots of rainforest, so it'd probably be something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16625981
Not a bad idea at all. Though not in the rainforest proper for me, gotta have those fields and mountains to look out at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16625985
Then probably on a high-elevation land formation that overlooks valleys and fields with some forest at the base. Asian topography is weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16625989
That it is, won't deny that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16625954
I want to live in a rainy part of Zipangu with my Inari wife! I'm going to cuddle with her and brush her tails to the sound of the gentle rain and snack on Aburaage together while cuddling that might evolve into slow and passionate love making while the rain serenades us!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626002
It's strange, now that I think about it, where I live would be perfect for a Salamander to live.
It's hot and humid. Just like her.

[Anonymous No.]

Tail wagging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626022
You are what you... live? I'm sure there's some phrase to apply there.
Does it also get unreasonably wet from time to time, dohoho?
>>16626021
Sounds impeccably comfy. Man, whoever the Ryu is making all this mood-setting rain needs a raise. Happy Nure housewife intimacy, snug Inari cuddling, probably some Kej letting the rain just flow through her hair and dancing with her husband. Pleasant as can be.
>>16626025
Does tail wagging mean the same thing for lizard type monstergirls as it does for more fluff-based ones? I suppose it would seem so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626037
>Does it also get unreasonably wet from time to time, dohoho?
If I didn't know better, an angry Ryu is all we get where I live. It never rains, and when it does it just floods everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626025
Purring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626051
then you know the only way to stop it is to offer yourself up to her as a "sacrifice" to quell her anger

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626069
Fuck that, I have a waifu.
I'll just throw my neighbor's kid at her.
>>16626066
Shit, what sounds would lizards make?

[Anonymous No.]

Why did KC make Zipangu so much better than all the other regions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626091
Jesus that's a real head scratcher isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626091
BIG. FLUFFY. TAILS

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626094
really makes you think.. huh..

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626076
>Shit, what sounds would lizards make?
Chirping sounds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626091
How do you think KC would make the U.S. look like in this setting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626103
Nothing but obese bears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626103
Indians, duh. MGE is set in medieval~y times, before the filthy crackers occupied the land
There are already thunderbird and wendigo

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626103
Warmongers.

A place where the Order's rule is absolute, and is essentially a no-man's land for monster occupation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626091
Even their low popularity forgotten girls have really cool designs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16625418
Call it a Skinwalker and it's a monstergirl now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626091
Desert region is pretty nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>Black Dragon wants to take over a human country to claim all its treasures
>She is too cowardly to do it on her own
>She searches for an ally who would help her without taking any of the goods
>Months later she finds a Wurm gullible enough to become her partner
>And thus an evil Black Dragon and an innocent Wurm went on a crusade to get all the human treasures
Can anyone stop them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626139
>MGE is set in medieval~y times, before the filthy crackers occupied the land

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626169
Why is she holding a collar if she's already wearing one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626169
I'm not sure what are you implying with that pic
Gremlins are fantasy ancient super-advanced civilization, not burgers

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626174
What makes you think it's for her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626198
I mean, who else would it be for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626212
A certain special someone she holds dear to her heart.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone else put out the lantern, I'm passin out

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626139
>Coyote girls
>Raven and eagle harpies
>Possum and raccoon girls (actual raccoons since they're native only to North America. Tanuki are related to foxes.)
>A whole bunch of other things like maize, bugs, and supernatural legends but who cares about anything other than beastgirls really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626174
>>16626212
Densanon is going to be in for a surprise when the aphrodesiac injectors kick in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626245
I don't think there are any beastgirls that I rate particularly high unless they're heavily tied to some sort of interesting myth
I suppose I have nothing against them but there's just so much more variety available then '35% furry' when it comes to monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626245
Oh yeah, and cacti are not only native to, but even in modern times nearly exclusive to the Americas.
So we get the most terrifying plantgirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626253
[Spoiler] Then go over 35% [/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626245
Don't forget the howling mice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626269
It's like a regular mouse but screams non stop to mark its territory. Dating one can be kind of awkward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626265
I don't think we've ever had this many people fuck up spoilers in one thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626273
>Shouts your name in excitement when she sees you
>Screams in fear when she's suddenly scared during a horror movie

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626025
This is like my ideal woman. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626269
>>16626273
>>16626309
Better invest in earplugs then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626279
I don't even understand how people do it. The captcha is harder than using spoiler tags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626279
>>16626329
Mobile-posting maybe?

Most touch-keyboards will auto-shift at the beginning of an entry, and after punctuation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626380
Even on my mobile, it cancels the auto-caps if I type a [ first.

[Anonymous No.]

Since monster girls want the biggest dicks available wouldn't they mostly go after black guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626499
>Thrust balls deep into a centaur
>"D-did you put it in?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626499
Some MGs like small dick since they are cute.
Some MGs like avredge dick since they are perfect.
Some MGs like big dick since they feel so good during sex.
All MGs think that the dick of her husband is the best size dick.

[Anonymous No.]

Prove to your Dhampir daughter that you love her, impregnate her today!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626546
This is how you turn you happy family life into a ruthless competition filled with threesomes, bloodsucking and worst

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626514
MGs don't judge. That's what makes them perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626546
>you will never defeat your dhampir daughteru when she comes to beat your vampire wife
>you will never tie her to the bed posts and both violate her until she drops her plans of rebellion
I love the idea of Dhampir threesomes but always disliked the idea of the Vampire turning sub and losing her pride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626514
This guy gets it.

Premature ejaculation isn't an issue either since a lot of them have ways keep a man hard and various fruits/venoms exist to boost a man's semen production. They would just see it as the man loving their body so much that they couldn't help them self.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626514
Can't that be fixed though becoming and incubus or Mamono mana? But I guess becoming and incubus is your choice really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626279
Stupid smug liver-eater.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626164
My patrician. Desert Region is best region.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626665
If only liver eating could be converted into something less lethal, and a way for a man to be eternally marked by the fox that stole his liver. Then they could still steal a man's 'soul' without killing him. Could even set up childhood friend scenarios with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626724
wheres this from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626091
>Zipangu is literally the name of Japan before Europeans actually learned it
>KC takes Mononoke and Yokai and makes them sex-crazy women instead of murder crazy women and monsters (i.e. Kejourou, Yuki-Onna, Jurou-Gumo, Ushi-Oni, Mukade, the Oni mostly)
>Makes Zipangu an ultra-tolerant nation as a tongue-in-cheek joke about his own country's history of extreme xenophobia and homogeny
>Still uses a filthy heretical mascot like Baphomet as his personal avatar like a dirty fucking Saracen
Really fractures my Figs, there laddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626729
From canned manga, don't bother

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626729
Cancelled manga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626729
A poorly executed manga with a nice fox in it called Imawabi no Dakini. It got canned, as >>16626743 said. Only really worth it for the fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626736
>Zipangu
>full of Oni
I know were I'd go
>>16626744
>>16626747
Damn

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626235
If I blow out her fire, will she go to sleep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626736
Can't blame the man. He just really likes baphomet. I imagine you'd do the same with your favourite girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626748
>Wanting anything to do with drunkards

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626736
I wonder what it would be like if Zipangu suddenly switched to the tolerance levels of Japan. Would they be like the Order but for monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626764
>not wanting anything to do with beautiful, tall, strong Onis

You may be homosexual but I could be wrong. You have a chance to redeem yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626769
Dirty gaijins stay out, furuffi teiru not for saru!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626764
Hey, so i want to spend my life being violently sexually assaulted and brutally raped by big, strong, muscly, angry, drunk Onis with lots of blood drawing love bites, theres absolutely nothing wrong with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626091
Looking at my top 10
General environments such as grasslands, forests and mountains: 3
Zipangu: 3
Undead Kingdom: 1
Volcanic region: 1
Desert: 1
Mist Continent: 1

I guess Zipangu really is the best specific region.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626773
>tall
Reminder that 6' is giant in nipland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626764
That doujin was kind of shit.
>shota
>girls start off dom and end up being sub to a midget
>ends in gangbang garbage
Shame because the Oni designs were nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626785
That's a giant to me. But they're towering girls. Big stronk girls! Who wouldn't want to waifu that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626787
>start off dom and end up being sub
god I hate it when that happens, the girl needs to stay dom damnit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626787
To be honest. I've started to completely avoid doujins with monster girls in them. They're always trash and most of them have gangbang shit.

Is there anyone out there that can save Monster girl doujins from the state they're in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626789
>Who wouldn't want to waifu that?
wouldn't it be more apt to say she'd husbando you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626792
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626785
5'7" is giant in nipland

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626796
Actually yes it would. I'd love to be plucked from my everyday life and dragged off to some village to be an Oni's house husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626792
Agreed. I like sub girls too but it's too much when something teases having a strong girl then turns into that.
>>16626795
I still check them out because there's a few nice ones, that z-ton one posted earlier in the thread with a drunk anubis was good for example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626795
>gangbang shit.
tash, same as NTR, fat old men, rape (excluding when MGs do it to humans) and that stupid dom to sub crap
Alas its unlikely anyone at this time can save it

[Anonymous No.]

We getting a new girl/MGE2 profile today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626806
someone gets it, Oni don't seduce, they take, by force if necessary

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626812
>I still check them out because there's a few nice ones, that z-ton one posted earlier in the thread with a drunk anubis was good for example.

Could I get a link to this please? Preferable not on exhentai. I'm mobile posting at work.

[Anonymous No.]

Was the HD Dragon Zombie ever posted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626816
>not liking rape
Are you a fag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626833
i demand either vanilla or femdom, anything else i cannot fap too

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626839
This. I'm the exact same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626839
>>16626841
Me three.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626769
>Zipangu goes full Nippon
>Oomukade forced to hide in mountains
>Humans driving off Ushi-Oni on sight
>Kitsune and Danukis forced to use human disguises to avoid detection, or worshipped as Gods in the case of foxes
>Oni being avoided at all costs, with all the men who disappear to their raucous partying being 'eaten' in hearsay
>Jurou-Gumo, Kejourou, and Yuki-Onna all being used as bogeywomen to scare young kids about strange, enticing women
>Otohime being considered the ultimate sugar mommy as the mother of the first Emperor of Zipangu
>Ryuu being treated as even more divine entities
>Kappa being avoided
>Tsukumogami like the Kasa-Obake and the Chochin-Obake being thought of as pure fantasy
>Nekomata and Bakeneko still being the best domestic Mononoke and Yokai
>Crow Tengu being even more nerdy, worshipping MISTER KARATE as a God

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626816
One on one rape is fine for me as long as it's not fatmen, ntr or turns into a gangbang. As much as I love femdom and girls staying in control, I'm perfectly fine with maledom as long as it's clear from the start that it's going to be that way.
>>16626825
https://nhentai.net/g/188534/251/

She gets drunk and fucked when she's out cold, wakes up and the guy panics but she liked it and wants more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626817
Likely not today, KC already started retweeting art for the day and hasn't started to power up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626857
>One on one rape is fine for me
can't stand maledom rape myself but thats just my tastes
>as long as it's clear from the start that it's going to be that way.
this. I fucking HATE bait and switch

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626857
Thanks anon. It's actually pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626852
>>Ryuu being treated as even more divine entities

This makes me happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626864
Okay then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626852
I'd still go out looking for Oni to "eat" me up and Ushis to do the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626880
Secular Nippon will of course neglect Ryus extra hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626865
Seconding all of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626898
Are you me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626865
Different tastes are fine.

Weirdly enough I love the idea of having a power struggle with a Hellhound though, although that's not really bait and switch because they inevitably win after allowing themselves to be sub for a short while.
>>16626869
The guy can do some good doujins when he doesn't mess around with triple ntr with monster boys or horse cocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626905
Could be I'm you, you're him and he's me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626909
Wrestle sex is great. Especially when she'll win everytime. I'm a sub but I'd wrestle abit with my waifu just so it can build up rage inside her then the dom is extra good.

Being the dom for an MG is way better when she has to work for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626924
But what if I'm him and he's you but you're OP?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626929
Man that is DEEP, you should be a teacher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626924
>>16626929
We're gonna need a lot of hakutakus to sort this out

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626938
Smart cow is so smart. Although it's really distracting when she's swinging her hips in class in giving you massages while you work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626925
>having a bit of wrestle sex with a hellhound
>bend her over and start going at it doggy style
>it feels good so she lets you keep at it for a little while
>when she lets her guard down you lean in close and whisper in her ear
>"good dog"
>something inside her snaps and she snu snus you into next week

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626946
Nothing motivates you better than having Hakutaku-sensei rub your shoulders and lean in close so her hair tickles your cheek and you can smell her musk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626949
Although I dislike switch doujins and stuff. Being the switch in the bed doesn't sound too bad. Don't want to go at it too hard but maybe if I'm gently doing her from behind and stroking her tail she'll get a bit too worked up. Then we're going to need a new bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626865
>>16626890
>Anon getting cornered by an Oni who dwarfs him by standing at least double his size
>Teases him, saying she's going to 'eat' him up, while muttering something about the strong male smell he has driving her crazy
>Picks him up like a rag doll and rubs her face in his pelvic region, her breasts so big that her nipples would probably barely fit in his mouth
>Anon freaking out when she pulls out a giant jug of sake, snowballing it into his mouth with a big french kiss
'Got to make sure you're nice and ready'
>Pins him to the ground, his cock and balls roiling, feeling as if they've gotten bigger
>The grin on her face tells him everything, it was blood magic infused sake, giving him a wedding tackle that would make any other man envious
>Even being as massive as she is, his scare-rousal is unmistakable as she squats down on her powerful legs, spreading them to show him her red vulva with a small tuft of white above her vagina
'Now for the main course~'
>It hurts, being humped ragged by the Oni, her massive breasts heaving as she gets even more into the sex, erect nipples squiritng milk a little as she massages herself, trying to shoot it into Anon's face
>The wet sounds get lewder and louder as the fucking continues, expending no less than three rounds of jackseed inside of her
>Next, Anon's forced to take her from behind, backed against the wall by BIG ONI ASS
>Then fucking her in missionary, his head resting right below her breasts as he holds onto her stomach
>His pelvis and hips aching with want as she keeps 'ufufufu'ing and drinking with him, lost in the fog of a drunken stupor
>...
>Wakes up groggily, his head pounding in the middle of the night
>He's quite literally the little spoon to the massive Aka-Oni
>The flesh is spongy and bruised, but the spirit is unwilling to leave her, even after she ate her fill of his seed
>Tries to crawl out of the cave, his legs uneasy and like gelatin
>Only to feel the iron grip of her hand around his right ankle
'Leaving so soon? Don't worry, hubby. We can take it nice and slow this time.'
>Groans as he gets pulled back into the cave
>Never gets found, with his grave marker in his village reading
'Here lies Anon: He had Snu-Snu.'
>...
>Oddly, though, the Oni population continues to grow in the mountains of Zipangu's frozen north
>With the ogresses taking on a more gentle femdom approach than previous generations
>Men who become enthralled by the giant women never return to humanity
>The sounds of their bestial fucking and partying echoing across those verdant mountain ranges

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626964
That's the great thing about Hellhounds, as long as it feels good they're not fussy. You don't even have to try hard to take control from one so gentle sex is possible.

They just remember their rape train side when the guy is spent but they still want more, which is just about every time they have sex due to their ridiculous stamina and stubbornness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626965
Poetry, true poetry

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626965
>>Anon freaking out when she pulls out a giant jug of sake, snowballing it into his mouth with a big french kiss

Now that's fucking lewd. The transferring of alcohol through a kiss.

>Manlet joke edit of that image

Anon please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626974
After sex cuddles is along way away when your exhausted and she's just sitting there "you're tired already and your balls are empty? Weak." That's when she gets the manticore venom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626965
also in regards to your pic
I'm 5'6
But seriously I want to be an Oni's husbando who gets a steady diet of sake and snu snu while she gives smug looks and taunts me about my small stature compared to her with lots of blood drawing love bites that double as property marks

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626992
>lots of blood drawing love bites that double as property marks

Impeccable taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626996
till I'm as red as her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626992
>That size
Finally someone smaller than me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627002
The below 6' masterrace. Everyone knows monster girls love small guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626984
I love it, it would be a lot of work being married to a girl like that but it would sure be worth it.
>>16627012
Probably a lot of variation, even between individuals of a race.

Like an oni a slight bit shorter than a man wanting to prove just because he's taller, it doesn't mean she's not stronger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627002
har har, at least if i where getting snu snu'd by a huge oni it'd look like she was just humping the matress can you say the same tall one? You shall never know the feeling of being totally smothered by a big girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627023
>You shall never know the feeling of being totally smothered by a big girl.
Just need a bigger girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627021
>sure be worth it.

Many, many daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627034
They would be little rascals too.

Think you've disciplined your Hellhound daughterus and they've learned their lesson but the moment you turn your back they're causing trouble again. Just like their mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627042
I don't imagine Hellhound daughterus being tamable. Guess you're going to have to sit through many principle's office meetings because she's done something wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627050
That or they don't listen to you but absorb everything their mother tells them.

The only thing a Hellhound probably listens to is another Hellhound, the wife wouldn't want them getting into trouble at school but they would probably still slip up from time to time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627012
I guess the bigger ones do.

>>16627023
Hey, I'm just 5'7 so it would probably look the same. And I can always get a 9'9" girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626980
Felt kind of contrived and ad nauseum writing that but What do I know, I'd still do shots out of a Satyros' bosom.

[Anonymous No.]

Gyaru elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627089
Would pay to fuck without condoms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627089
I'd prefer a gyaru cheshire, smug gyarus are so good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624265
Like little shortstack Krakens/Scylla with extremely high skill at using their chromatiphores to change colors like a trippy rave.
Little buggers are cute, but venomous as all hell iirc.

[Anonymous No.]

Finally got around to reading that Jabberwock doujin. And nothing had made me want a Wocker Onee san more than now.

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning everyone!
It's time for cheshire molesting!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627165
Shhhh, we are undead levels of dead now.

Also, colorful harpies everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627157
Kraken still has the best doujin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627169
Then instead will go molest the undead!
Zombie dragons!
Skeletons!
Ghosts!

We can do it!

Phantoms too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627175
I don't know Anon, molesting the undead can be kinda fun sometimes, but not feeling it right now.

I'm feeling Lich right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627178
Liches are undead.
ergo, you can molest liches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627175
Don't molest a Lich. They don't like being surprised during their experiments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627180
But Anon I feel dead. I would probably just tell her to molest herself and lay down on the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627178
You're thinking Liches, you say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627183
Do it!
Grope her chest....or rear if she doesn't really have a chest!

>>16627184
But that would be boring.
You wouldn't tell a kiki to molest herself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627173
To be honest. These two doujins are arguably my favourite doujins I've ever read. They're not too dirty and are quite vanilla. Both also have a unique way of using a monster girl's monster parts to a sexual advantage. In the Kraken's case, an onahole.

They're both fantastic doujins that I will be jerking off to on a regular basis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627187
But she'll mess up her potions! Last time that happened I ended up a shota and she became a cow!Lich until the effects wore off.

[Anonymous No.]

But anons! Undead aren't for groping or molesting! They're for offering warm blankets to!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627192
Well, just do better on dodging this time and you may get to enjoy her being a cow lich while you're normal size this time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627193
>Undead under large quilt with you
>Wight snuggling too close to you
>Lich poking her head out to read in the light
>Zombie laying awkwardly between you and Wight
>Ghoul nibbling your ear
>Ghost passing through your pants and staring at your dick
>Vampire and Phantom weren't invited
>Zombie Dragon is in the kitchen eating your left over pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627194
I don't know, doing a girl that's older and taller than me sounds like heaven.
Best done as a shota.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627201
That sounds super comfy. And it's what those undead girls deserve. Poor girl, they just want to stay warm.

Although anon. It's a bit mean to not invite girls like Mummy, Pharoah, Phantom and Vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627187
Alright, after doing some chores I'm back in the game again.
Gonna put astral gloves on the Wight's claws while she sleeps so she can't give me the magical touch that makes me cum in seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

>listen to asmr videos to help me sleep occasionally
>load up youtube today and this pops up in recommended videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blkcHzcvTKA
Dear god why is this a thing, I don't even know where to start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627219
Should I take the plunge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627219
Is it wrong that I actually like this? It sounds nice and makes me warm. The Lamia den one also sounds nice.

Is this bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627225
It has bridges and riddles. I'm thinking about swallow harpies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627226
I can't say if it's wrong or not, I like Cheshires so I couldn't bring myself to listen to it amusing it would be bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627228
Well, maybe for some light bedtime stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627231
I mean it's the closest thing we'll probably get to a monster girl talking to us. And it's real hard to imagine voices for monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626925
Wrestle sex is great if she'll lose every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627207
Mummy and Pharaoh are too busy scraping gum and washing off grapesnake graffiti off the walls of the tomb.
Vamp is locked in a tomb in a museum.
Phantom is too chuuni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627243
Poor girls. I'd assemble the Undead team to help these girls out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627244
To each their own, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627244
That's what Hinezumis are for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627264
No, it's what Hellhounds are for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627190
You have really terrible taste in art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627264
Hinezumis are for sniffing, as are all mice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626925
>>16627244
>Local Oni thinks wrestling is real.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627300
Anon I don't know the difference between good and bad doujin art. Really if I can clearly see what's going on then it's good art for me. There's a few other doujins I like that have "good" art I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627297
That's your opinion and you're free to keep it anon.

>>16627305
But it is real. How is it my real if it's my fetish. Checkmate.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to big spoon a BIG girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627318
That's going to be a bit awkward. But you can do it anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627307
Don't you ever speak to me again, philistine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627329
I'm sorry you feel that way.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate that empty feeling when you finish something you really enjoyed, and the realization dawns that there wont be anymore. The Yeti can't come soon enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627346
I'm dreading when these volumes end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627346
There's a lot more cock where that came from, Anon. Don't fret.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627305
You mean the undead wizard who buries people alive is only pretending? Get out you filthy liar.
>>16627346
That's the worst feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627346
Learn to move on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627367
Cockroach girls are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627201
God damn that's so cute.
Do you think it would turn into a revers-gangbang after a while if you can't stop yourself from getting an erection?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627389
>getting an erection at a pure sleep over
>expecting a gangbang from those lovely girls

You're disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627389
Would you take responsibility after the gang bang?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627398
I can't help myself! Undeads are just too good.

>>16627403
Yes. And I would love them all equally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627409
>I can't help myself! Undeads are just too good

You better not try anything funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627201
10/10 harem would care for all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627379

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627193
Liches and wights are for groping and buttfucking

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627425
Pudgy Cockroach NEETs are even cuter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627425
>that smug face
>dripping with juices
>breasts are a perfect handful
KC needs to hurry up and post this online, devil bugs are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627434
I think you are going too far there, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627430
You couldn't be more objectively wrong. Undead girls aren't for sexual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627436
That's just right anon. Nothing too far about wanting a Pudgy Cockroach NEET who lives on your couch and raids your kitchen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627446
But anon think about the rape and the amounts of daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627434
Sure is Turkish in here

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626101
I guess some lizard girls might hiss and make mating calls during sex.
>inb4 replying to a 8 hour old post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627451
Cockroaches fuck constantly and breed many children. If you're trying to put me off by telling me I'll have many daughterus and a happy sex life it ain't working anon.

I'd make sacrifices for my Cockroach girl. Like leaving all the lights off so she doesn't feel uncomfortable and making sure she has enough food to gorge on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627441
https://i.imgur.com/kUZKsdR.png

If they weren't for sexual then they wouldn't be so lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627454
I'd love a chocolate Cockroach girl. Brown is always best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627463
I know undead girls aren't for lewd and all. But that's hot. Although she doesn't look intrested or encouraged.

[Anonymous No.]

A t*rkroach in a meme sweater.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627473
Very appreciated. My favourite meme sweater.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627461
But don't you know what happens to the daughterus? They fuck you too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627441
>Liches
>Girls who dedicate their studies to eromancy and learning how to pleasure her husband
>Not for sexual
Whatever you say, bud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627479
Nah anon. I'm not into that kinda stuff. I'd let my daughterus mature a bit then release my army on all the lonely anons of the region. Soon there will be a lazy NEET wife epidemic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627472
https://i.imgur.com/iEMcR3K.png
Liches have trouble showing their emotions but they do care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627484
I doubt you'll be able to send all of them out. Some might be a bit too clingy since it's in their nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627441
Undead are extra lewd, they go nopan and want the body heat.

>>16627472
She's a lich, they don't emote much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627498
Then that's more for the cuddle pile at night. It's always nice having daughterus in the house.

[Anonymous No.]

So Demons and Nureonago will go out and buy/form from themselves clothes to suit their husband's tastes.
What would your favorite MG wear around the house or just in general during the day if they did the same?

[Anonymous No.]

I am the only boring anon who likes tall slim MG? everyone here seems fixated on oppai shortstacks or anubutts

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627346
Sometimes I need a Yeti to share her scarf with me, rub my back with her big soft paws, and tell me everything will be ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627540
I'm a fan of just about every body type except pudgy/chubby/fat girls, everything else has the potential to be really lovely depending on the girl's design.

Tall and slim girls have their appeal for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627540
Demon recolor guy says his waifu is freakishly tall
Personally I'm a shortstack guy myself, if the option is there why not take it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627508
I bet they emote too much in texts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627539
Casual clothes or just being naked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627539
Probably different robes and such. Quite baggy clothing.

>>16627540
Ain't nothing wrong with vanilla anon. Vanilla is great and I personally like it aswell. I also like anubutts and oppai short stack. All body types should be loved and respected.

And I'm quite the fan of tall and fairly slim girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627540
Tall and slim is underrated.
Bot my favorite, but it needs the love it's due.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627540
Tallflat is GOAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627435
The sad thing is thanks to Regura and other things like trying to find my own niche, I'm turning into a bug and spooder fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627540
Tall and slim isn't bad. I prefer either loli or a very motherly figure, myself, but I've seen some beautiful slim girls.

>>16627545
We all could, bud. We all could.

[Anonymous No.]

Man that White Knight Anon literally can't catch a break to save his life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627207
Poor Jiangshi and skeleton are just crying being forgotten like this. They are not like Doppelganger who can pretend to be an invited girl. I'll become my own Necromancer to welcome all undead girls a warm hug and blanket.

[Anonymous No.]

dragonbutt

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627587
Very plump and prime for worship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627584
Jiang is frozen to the porch.
Skeleton is running errands for Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627582
Come over to the dark side, spoders are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627587
Some say fertility is correlated with butt size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627576
>tallflat hellhound wanting to teach you with her body that breasts aren't everything
>>16627582
Bugs are one of the best types of monster girls for sure, Oomukade are so good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627587
BREEDING MATERIAL

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627587
Would playfully slap. Little dragons are not for lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627539
Aprons, jeans, sweaters and skirts, really.
Simple is best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627539
My Demonfu would wear something a little more elegant than normal when going about her duties, although still enticing and sexual with lots of tight shiny clothing that accentuates her breasts and legs
Just chilling around with me though she'd mostly dress down a ton, and would have no shame whatsoever wearing any of the meme sweaters around with some fuzzy bootyshorts with 'S I N' printed across the back.
She'd still wear various latex style things around sometimes as well. Whatever fits the mood of what kind of sex we're both looking for that day.
>>16627557
That she is

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627587
Between that chain and her butt I think that girl was made for doggy style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627599
>>16627609
Not for lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627620
I am gonna keep her impregnated every year!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627587
10 outta 10.
Would lewd on her sixteenth birthday.
>>16627609
>chain-pulling and buttfucking
marvelous taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627644
>Would lewd on her sixteenth birthday.

Good man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627644
Why wait? Dragons start early.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627651
Some people just don't like fucking lolis or children, anon. Ain't nothing wrong with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627651
If only she had a longer tail.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that augmented monster girls are always superior to non-augmented ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627667
Does it matter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627649
Odds are that she'll be one of those girls who just stay small forever, and a petite frame with that ass, Oh boy.
>>16627651
Gonna take a rain check on fucking twelve year-olds and below, if you don't mind.
Also, that's a cute tail. I'd tug on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627675
Loli bodies are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627608
What happens if you tease her ears while shes sleeping?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627691
In moderation, yeah, they can be pretty damn good,

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627695
That's why I love temporary lolification potions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627651
God almighty please save me, I want to commit sins of all kinds with that dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627698
It would be funny to see my wife trying some lolification potions to play with me. Little does she know that I dislike lolis and would have her play with the neighbor's kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627717
Would you not play with her yourself? Pushing her on the swings, playing games with her and stuff like that? That sounds cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627698
It's also great to slip one into your 6'7" /fit/ waifu's water bottle before leaving for work so that when you come back, there's an angry 4 maybe even smaller, imagine foot loli just waiting for you to pick her up so you can forcefuly break her her hymen again.
Maybe even make her 'piss' her self when she orgasms, making her feel even more ashamed since MGs don't use bathrooms

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627675
But twelve and below is the best. That dragon with her big rear and wearing a chain is ready to be a buttslut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16626826
Here she is
I just noticed how wet her tail is, what the hell has she been doing with it?


The making-of has some neat details such as:
Dragon Zombies retain their high draconic intelligence but they are only able to use it to improve sex
The gem dragons have on their chest might link them to their husband's soul or they could just be precious stones
If KC was to redraw vanilla Dragon he would give her bigger wings

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627722
She would be pouting all the time no matter what I did. She wanted sex and the most she's getting is tickles on her tummy and piggyback rides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627731
My waifu is already tall and /fit/. So I like the idea of doing tha. She'd come home from work and I'd tend to her while she sits on my lap. That sounds cute. And breaking my waifu's hymen all over again sounds hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627733
>twelve and below is the best
Ew

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627739
>The gem dragons have on their chest might link them to their husband's soul or they could just be precious stones
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627740
That's an honourable man. And quite cute to imagine a little temper tantrum loli wanting you to fuck her but you just wanting to give her piggy back rides. She'd give in soon enough and say "I don't like it or anything! Baka!" while she rides your back

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627754
Everytime she started to get pissy I would threaten to tickle her and send the poor little girl to tickle heaven. I would still assault her after she goes back to normal, though this time I might brush her in certain spots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627733
If I was younger (around 15 or 16) and I took care of the neighbor's dragon daughter and she sniffed my shirt and looked up at me blushing, then maybe, just maybe, I'd gently deflower her.
>>16627741
Just taking a seat on your lap while you hug her and slowly start moving your hips to get into the mood.
>And breaking my waifu's hymen all over again sounds hot.
And this time, it's more complete because it hasn't been worn down through her, well, exploring her body from a young age. And nothing be'd better than breaking your waifu's hymen to complete the marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627759
Would you massage her like this?
http://i.4cdn.org/jp/1487723280096.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627739
>>16627750
Here is the sentence about the gem
また、ドラゴン属共通の胸元の宝玉は、人魂の様にぼんやり光る魔力の球体に変わっています。
I put it in various machine translators and got different results each time

[Anonymous No.]

Will color later when i'll be less lazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627739
So they're dumb outside of bed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627770
Her normal form? Deinitely. I would probably be a gentle dom, punishing her for being such a naughty child while doing that, stroking her tail and nibbling her ear. After that it's time to play like adults.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627779
Magnificent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627779
I was waiting for some dragons sweaters or just more dragons. This is fucking delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627765
>>16627765
You sound like a good man anon. Gently deflowering a girl and being at a similar age to the loli you'd make love to. That's the most respectable thing you can do. It's how lolis are supposed to be treated. And that story of her sniffing your shirt sounds really cute.

I'd make sure to be gentle with breaking my waifu's hymen. I would complete the marriage in a rough manner. Sounds like it would be a lovely time. And I bet my waifu would love it.

>>16627770
Reported for illegal content. You make me sick.

But really this kind of massaging is just way too lewd. Something I'd definitely try on my waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627739
So they have soulstones?
Keep out of the hellforge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627780
Probably like corrupted anubis, where the paradigm and priority change makes things besides sex become irritations and obstacles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627779
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627795
>Okay, time to make Anon waffles
>He loves waffles!
>Or was it pancakes?
>Wait, how do I make either?
>Shit, I knew how to make them before I was meaner and greener!
>Just have to rake my thoughts and memories
>........nothing
>What was I doing in the kitchen again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627780
>>16627795
They are always dumb, but when it comes to having sex they have a lot of knowledge and a very high intelligence that they will use to improve sex

>>16627779
That is one lewd dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627781
Teasing your lolified waifu before she turns back her adult form is top tier.
>>16627788
Well, deflowering a girl in the majority of circumstances should be a special thing. After all, she wants you to hurt her just a little so that she can accept all of your love. Once she eases into it, you can go rough as you'd want.
>And that story of her sniffing your shirt sounds really cute.
It's a variation of something someone wrote of a loli Jinko rolling around on someone's bed and sniffing it heavily and asking that anon why she feels so hot.

Guess what, I'm the guy who put up that massage. And I'd do it to my waifu while she sleeps should I ever be home late from work

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627816
Amazing how they know so much despite dying as a virgin.
I bet they were huge nerds and dorks in life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627820
Oh no, I wouldn't tease her while lolified, I would do all of that while she is normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627821
You know it's the reserved virgins that spend the most time learning about sex
I'm sure she has a stash of perverted books somewhere in her old hoard

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627820
I don't want to hurt my waifu too much. But if she wants it rough I'd try my best to give that to her. I'd try my best to be gentle though. Then getting a little rougher when she wants it.

And I'd massage my waifu's womb both as a loli and as an adult. Would also make for great foreplay and great "after work cooldown exercise".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627788
Lolis should be treated gently but "similar ages" just makes it kind of stale, the age and size gap is where it's at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627587
>>16627651
>>16627712
DO NOT LEWD THE DRAGON LOLIS.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you considered just surrendering anon?

Resistance is futile after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627845
Very true. Some anons don't like lolis at all and that's respectable. But I like the body and I'd only ever treat it gently and with respect. Although I'm sorry anon. But I just wouldn't make love to a loli at all and even if I was near that age. It's ok if you like the age gap but that's just not me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627841
>How to properly suck cock
>Pile driver 101
>'Doggy Style and it's variations' by a single and still virgin Anubis in her late 40s
>Squad Broken
>A Wight's guide to giving handjobs with large claws
>Fifty shades of green

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627869
>by a single and still virgin Anubis in her late 40s
I'd offer to marry that Anubis, living on her own for that long she can probably make some delicious meals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627898
It's not her real age.
She's almost 63. She just lies about her age to still try and attract people to delve into her dusty and untouched crypt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627824
That's fine if you don't want to lewd her.
>>16627842
>Would also make for great foreplay and great "after work cooldown exercise".
Oh boy, massaging my waifu's womb after she did a high-intensity core muscle exercises would be amazing. She's still tense and hard from the exercise and just slowly torogaos as the muscles start relaxing and she gets really into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627919
Screw it, probably still hot seeing as she's a monster girl.

Would gladly explore her ancient tomb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627857
If I do, can I fuck her while hugging her tails?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627869
> A pamphlet written by a Salamander showing the proper way to do a handstand push-up into your husband's penis while using your tail for support
>An old VHS with a Demon showing how to properly use your tail to pleasure your husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627929
>"Ara ara, but I'm just an old crone. My bones creaking would kill the mood for you."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627953
I'm imagining her looking like that old fox from that one Abubu doujin.

Only brown and more anubisy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627857
Nothing good comes from surrendering to a kumiho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627925
Massaging a womb before impregnation has scientifically been proven to ready the female and her womb for daughterus and make sex feel better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627869
>Tailjobs, an art, a way of life
>Anal for dummies by PhD Ms.Wurm
>100 foods and drugs to make him cum more and longer

>>16627929
>>16627919
Monster girls age like fine wine, 500+ years old are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627950
>Lich documentaries on how to use magic to make your husband cum the way you want
>A book written by the DL herself on pregnancy sex
>A Sabbath book in the trash can
>A book on how to do anal by a 10 year old Anubis who is already married and experienced

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627953
What is it about CCs belitting themselves that just screams sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627959
Me too.

>>16627963
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627961
>Nothing good comes from surrendering to a kumiho.
You get a deliciously fluffy wife who loves nibbling on you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627971
The thought of them slowly coming to relish being bred as their doubts melt away from your cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627850
They're already lewd, there's no avoiding it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627963
>Monster girls age like fine wine, 500+ years old are the best

A man of class. Very respectable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627953
>>16627971
Few things in life are better than proving to an unsecure CC that she is still piping hot by creampying her over and over again

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628004
I want to find a flat CC Oomukade and teach her that she's still got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628004
Very true, especially if you can't stop going at it to the point she questions where all your stamina is coming from.

Must be nice for an older monster girl to know her body can inspire a man that much.
>>16628008
>she doubts her venom is still potent at her age
>can't help but ara ara as you slump forward into her breasts with a raging boner after being bitten

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627963
>500+ years old are like wine

patrician tastes anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627968
>A book on how to do anal by a 10 year old Anubis who is already married and experienced
The thought of a virgin christmas cake reading this for advice is funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628021
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628021
>christmas cake anubis reading it and masturbating while wondering where her life went wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627962
Sounds fantastic for long slow nights
>>16627968
>A general book of positions by a well versed Ghandarva
>A recipe book for obscure aphrodisiacs by a lonely Dark Mage
>"How to properly service Mastah" a collection of journals written by Kikis, Shogs and Nures
>"A Lusful Housewife's Guide to Sex" written anonymously by a certain lewd Megaslut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628021
the book ends on this note
>but remeber practice is the best way to learn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628052
It's like the author wants poor old monster girls to cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628047
>Foreplay 101 by an Alp
>How to get an orgy going with just two doppel potions.
>How to use tentacles by a Kraken
>Hot NOT to us tentacles by a Tentacle girl
>Cuddlesex by a Yrti
>Advanced roleplaying: Incest by a Doppelganger

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627693
Sorry was at the gym.
If she's not quite fully asleep, probably would lead into making out and a slow, oozing tailjob.
If she was fast asleep, she may subconsciously start writhing around in bed and spread her legs and it's up to me where it would go from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627779
Barb scales are best scales around
Still waiting with baited breath on dat Demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627919
How would you make an oldnubis feel like a young girl again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628068
>>Foreplay by an Alp
That caught me off guard

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627779
Damn those huge claws, so close to seeing the goods yet so far.

You're a tease but that's a good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628069
>Spreading her legs while sleeping

L-lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628073
Legochest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628080
If her ears just kept getting nibbled on or sucked or all sorts of lewdity, her spadetail might even start drifting over to play with herself while she moans 'dearest' in her sleep.
Demon tails are quick to recognize lewdness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628073
Young passionate kisses would make an anubis feel young again, especially if you started getting frisky and ran a hand down her back to grope her ass like you're a young couple making out.

Also for some reason I'd prefer my older anubis to have long, messy hair that shows she's given up on finding a man.

[Anonymous No.]

The worst year is upon us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628096
I bet a girl like her can handle all those cocks.

[Anonymous No.]

Which angels and celestial beings haven't been MGed yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628100
I bet an Alp like you can handle a bunch of cocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628111
Only an experienced cock wrangler can ascertain that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628115
Don't question the experience of an Alp. How many dicks do you thing they've sucked before becoming an Alp? Exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628111
I bet you can handle more cocks than me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628127
I ain't gay mang. Unlike you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628131
I'm not gay either. I don't even know why you are calling me an Alp in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628115
>His waifu doesn't teach him the best way to wrangle his own cock
Missing out senpai

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628132
Because I like calling other people gay whenever I get the chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628095
>no make up
>bags under eyes from long game nights, little sleep, and etc
>unwashed hair that's matted and tangled to hell
>just sits at her computer in her underwear
>not even a shirt or bra
>still drinks Sunkist like when she was a kid
>doesn't cook, just orders out
>game chair has a perfect impression of her back, butt, and legs on its cushions

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628136
I'll show you who's boss of this gym.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628127
Gay chicken? Who let the us army in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628100
Cockatrice's with Cucco behavior would be dangerous.
Luckily Cockatrice's probably don't have an uber high population.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628147
They are safe for now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628108
Archangels, Thrones, Seraphim, and Cherubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628139
I have a strong desire to look after her.

Maybe cook her some real meals, comb her hair/fur while she plays games and take her on walks under the pretext of a romantic date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628158
Not to mention celestial beings from other mythologies and backgrounds.
I'm surprised we haven't gotten a true Djinn that grants sexual wishes yet.
Or an Einherjar that's the resurrected soul of a human woman who died in battle and is a buff warrior who fights for her man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628158
Out of every pantheon, those are the ones not done?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628167
>asura
>djinn
>maybe some minor hindu gods
>quetzalcoatl
Get on it KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628167
I still would like to see a female Anansi arachne with some delicious brown and african tribal outfits

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628161
Good luch with that.
She's too used to that life and it's too late to change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628169
Garuda.

Where is Garuda? Fucking A.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628169
>No blueberry skinned Kali expy that gives aggressive multiarm handjobs
Though I do wonder sometimes if its awkward putting in stuff from Hinduism since its still a very practiced religion. It was weird playing Smite and knowing I could buy a bikini outfit for a representation of a god that tens of millions of people actively worship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628172
She doesn't have to change, just have some new experiences to mix in with her normal way of life.

Plus it would be cute to see the ultimate christmas cake anubis pouting when surprised with something outside of her comfort zone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628181
Yet you feel nothing for Christianity having angels or god itself lewded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628174
Yes please, more winged girls. Garuda shows up in a number of JRPGs too so it's sort of the thing KC would do.
>>16628181
Well MGE does have lewd versions of the virgins muslims are promised thanks to Houris, lewding Hinduism would be nothing in comparison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628195
Orochi is missing from the jrpg list too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628143
That's pretty gay anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628167
>>16628169
IIRC ELH actually did Quetzacoatl in a profile once and made her a Dragon over a Lamia REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628147
Poor cockatrice. She has no idea why all the boys at the school are asking her to prom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628195
Hindu grills can't poo in loo though
That's nasty
Do you want to see your waifu shitting on designated shitting streets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628181
Feeling weird about lewding Hinduism eh? Well i hope Gandharva and Apsara make you feel weird since they come from Hinduism.

[Anonymous No.]

How would different MGs use their monster parts in everyday life?
How would your waifu use hers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628198
I'd like to see it be the Ushi-Oni of snakes, needing eight times the satisfaction of a normal monster girl.
>>16628218
Don't have the coloured version saved but found the line art version.

Also had tarasque in the same folder which still needs an official version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628236
Is KC allowed to use 'Tarrasque' or will he have to give it the 'Gazer' treatment

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628233
A Scylla would use her tentacles as much if not more than her hands for pretty much everything except cooking on the stove

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628242
He would probably be able to use it, the legends predate dungeons and dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628233
Those are big bug boobies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628236
holy shit, that's top three material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628223
>Relying on a /pol/ meme to cover the fact you know literally nothing about Hindi culture

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628233
Well as my waifu is a Holstaur she use her 'monster parts' all day everyday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628236
I remember one time we discussed Hydras and YnO.
She was basically an insatiable, shota chasing alcoholic with 8 different personalities. 1 was a Wurm in disguise with an oversized helmet and her tail taped onto the main body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628073
That voice is so sultry when you use the young skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628233
Harpies would have it rough. Big meaty paws are one thing, but lacking digits which humans use everyday is another. But the would probably find some way to make products for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628233
I bet a Nureonago wife could roomba herself across the hardwood floors to absorb up all the dust accumulated, then run herself through a strainer when husband is away from home to keep herself clean for when he gets back.
Similar situation with dishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628233
I imagine Jabberwocks can get drunk really fast. That's a bottle of beer in each mouth.

My waifu though? Her monster parts aren't anything like tentacles or extra eyes. But she has beautifully soft fur which I'd love to just brush and feel for hours. She's got lovely pointy ears I can stroke and touch (if she'd let me). Her paw pads are heavenly soft. And her claws are sharp! Really helpful when opening boxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628268
>Shog sees Nure doing that
>"THAT'S MY THING! I'LL KILL YOU!"
>Angry TEKE-LI-LI-LI intensifies

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628281
[Eldritch Screetching]

Poor shoggoth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628281
I can hear a kiki laughing as they fight against themselves and master is all by himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628281
>Angry Japanese housewife nagging vs Angry maid TEKE-LILILI
But how the hell did a Shoggoth get in the house?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628233
My waifu does her absolute hardest to not led her big meaty paws impede her dexterity, even to the point of doing exercises and stretches to increase her paw-fingers' skill and range of movement. Other than that, she and our daughteru need to wear fluffy ear-sock headbands when it's cold to keep their ears warm, and their tails need special care and attention and brushing every day to keep them soft and healthy.

That's about it though, Kobolds are relatively vanilla as far as extra monster bits go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628292
She's the only one who can clean the garage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628291
>>16628292
>Darling-dono, you choose me in the rain that fateful day with a smile! What are these gaijin doing here?
>Foolish lesser being! Mastah's desire for a true maid is what brought me forth from beyond the veil!
>Kiki just drinks a swig of vodka and comments how she's probably just there because of a messup by her russian maid delivery service

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628290
Poor master, who has to listen to angry housewife nagging, eldritch screeming, and a Kiki going blyat every other word when not coughing loudly from chain smoking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628292
Shoggoths have their way. See, she noticed the horrible state the house was in from the window and she assumed some lonely anon who doesn't take care of himself lived inside. So she went to investigate and all she found was an inferior Nure whore who can't even do her job!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628307
That's just maid life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628298
>>16628302
>>16628307
I feel like the protagonist of some half-baked harem anime
'Everyday Monster Maids' or something
>>16628313
Oy! That's my waifu you're talkin about! Though I suppose a Shoggoth would convince herself 'that looks horrible, she isn't even making his silverware out of her own body!' or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628313
What a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628317
>>16628319
>Wurm in maid outfit comes onto the scene
>"Hey, sorry I'm late but the maid service has had tons of mixups lately-"
>Sees Anon, with a chainsmoking Kiki coughing up a lung to his left, and a Nure plus a Shog shouting incoherently as they engage in a slappy fight
>Wurm turns around and leaves through the her shaped hole in the wall without saying another word

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628329
It's a shogg. They come from the abyss where no humans live, what did you expect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628334
Brownies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628332
>Lilim in a mid outfit shows up

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628337
Illassa get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628336
Purple brownies with eyes and goop?

>>16628339
Blame the maid service.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628332
I wanna speak to this maid service! I ordered no maids! I'm flattered they want to stay but there's no need for maids!
>>16628337
>EEEEEEHH? intensifies

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628341
>Cheshire busting her shit laughing in the distance, a phone in one hand with the maid delivery service on the other line

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628337
>>16628339
Stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628341
Anon's childhood friend who made a promise of being his maid also shows up! Along with a tsundere Ushi maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628340
>>16628341
>Illassa walks out dejected
>Druella in just an apron slides through the Wurm hole as her sister leaves
>Anon pulls out a bottle of moonshine and chugs it
>It's going to be a long day

[Anonymous No.]

This is why no one hires maids anymore.

I feel sorry for the guy who just wanted a happy quiet life with his Nure waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628343
>>16628348
>>16628353
ENOUGH! There's gotta be some sort of agency to call for this kind of stuff, some sort of service that can help human men solve these disputes! Is that Druella?! She's not even supposed to be near Zipangu!
>>16628354
This is not comfy quiet rain times! This is the opposite of comfy quiet rain times!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628354
Apparently one of his furniture belongs to the gods, so he also got a Griffon maid and a Dragon one trying to steal it.

>>16628353
Because of the moonshine he now has Oni twins maid and a Satyros maid one, along with a Bapho maid, Saty's cousin.

[Anonymous No.]

I want all the maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628359
>Druella laughs as she adds napalm to the fiery argument and slapfest
>A Ryu maid then comes thrpugh the front door
>"Someone say 'comfy quiet rain times'?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627770
I'm not sure what's more lewd to me - that gif or the fact that uterine massage is apparently a real thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628319
Don't worry anon. I was just kidding. You're waifu is beautiful and a great house wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628359
I think your best bet is to scoop your waifu into a bucket and run away with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628363
>>16628368
Don't I have to sign off on something to agree to a maid? I did no such thing! And I swear to god, if a Demon maid shows up saying 'did someone say signing off on something?' I'm getting the katana out!
>>16628366
Take them, go to this guy, this guy wants all the maids!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628366
That's too much maid for one man. Can you handle that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628363
An Automaton maid with drills for arms comes up from the flower garden outside, followed by an army of Gremlins.

Anon screams in despair, but it's drowned out by the roaring inferno coming from the kitchen as Salamanders and Hellhounds try to one up one another in cooking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628373
>Anon sobbing with his Nure waifu in a bucket as they run down the streets of Zipangu
>A horde of maids chasing behind them yelling various forms of 'mastaaah!'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628366
Do you really want >>16628378 this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628375
>A Demon comes through the door, but is trampled over by a Ochumusha in a japanese maid outfit
>"Did you say 'katana", Mi'lord?"
>In the distance, a Cheshire and a Mad Hatter are forging online signatures to the maid service website while busting a gut

[Anonymous No.]

2 maids is all you need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628375
No.

Now that you've said the word contract a Tanuki maid shows up trying to learn more and along with her comes her Demon maid student. The demon maid had little sister Devil who also became your maid, but she is kinda lazy so she summoned a Familiar maid too.

>>16628378
The fire from the kitchen somehow summoned a Magma Golemaid and an Ignis maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628381

Now he needs to RUN FASTER and make his way to the maid center and sort this mess out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628372
You don't have to tell me, but
>>16628378
>>16628389
Fuck it, what else can we get at this point? Cmon, throw all the maids at me, I'll wait till they're all here to tell em all off at once, then we can be over and done with this! Bring it on!
>>16628387
I knew there was foul play afoot, I'm doing this then >>16628381 >>16628391

>>16628388
I DIDNT NEED ANY

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628389
The Automaton also awoke an ancient tomb belonging to a Pharaoh and her subjects that was right under the house, so now an army of Mummy maids, Khepri maids, and an Anubis claiming to be the head maid now try to "rabble" their way into everything as the Pharaoh sits on your couch and pets a Sphinx like a Bond villain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628395
Get yourself down to the maid centre and they'll fix it up for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628389
The smoke from Anon's fire acts as a signal and a bunch of harpies from all species go there to try to put it out along with their Sylph friend. The number of maids surprise them and they decide to settle in as maids in order to help you.

At the same time, a Undine along with an Otohime from the firefighters squad came to help. They settled in the pool that has been created along with a few mermaids, sea bishop maid medics and mersharks maids that were worried about you.

The amount of water and demon energy fucked up the soil, spawning plant girls of all sort to be your maids, together with gnomes, golems and doromes.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread got real maid, real fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628376
I can certainly try!
>>16628383
Absolutely. It's like the Happening: Maid edition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628395
>The Chief God and Eros in a maid outfit teleport into your living room in a blinding display
>The CG tries to mouth off the other maids but keeps getting told to shut up
>Eros is hyper clingy and rubs her fave against your own
>This angers the maids

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627545
Since the only piece of clothing yetis wear are scarves, I like to imagine they have closets and boxes packed with hundreds of different scarves for every occasion

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628406
>The Gnome maids take an odd interest in your lawn gnomes
>They take them around with them everywhere, like a kid with a stuffed toy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628415
Is this new? This feels new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628426
It's from the failed Persona4 mod.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628406
>>16628413
Alright. Before the fucking Demon Lord herself shows up.
>Calmly take Nureonago wife's hand and walk outside with her
>Ask her to wait outside for me while I take care of this
>Head back inside and get all the maids and uh... gods... attention
>Draw katana on myself and threaten that if they don't all leave within a minute they'll be responsible the death of a human man by his own hand
And if that works, I'm going to go find that Cheshire and Mad Hatter and lock them in a Matango pit, I swear on my waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628398
The Apophis, trying to challenge the pharaoh brought her squad of lamias maids, the basilisks, shirohebis and medusas settles in as your maids. From afar, you can see a Echidna maid that gives birth to maid daughterus of all kinds, she may or may not be a secret boss.

The heat from the desert and fire girls starts to melt the world itself, thus the maid central decided to send an Ice Queen maid and her maid Yuki Onnas, White Horns and Yetis servants to your place in order to balance things out.

The huge amount of monster girls causes CG to send paladins disguised as maids to infiltrate the perimeter, Eros takes notice of this and sends Cupids and Houris to observe them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628250

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628431
The katana is actually a cursed sword maid and that one decoration is a living armor maid. Apparently, the maid outfit is an Ittan momen maid too.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna claim the unclaimed pudgy maids and no one can stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628236
I t think I have one of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628395

It'll be a very long afternoon for the maid center. Shortly after explaining your situation all of the maids who were chasing you will enter the lobby.

Needless to say the Maid center shut down its website. There was one particular Kiki working there who was very angry about the whole thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628433
I want to shrink her down to normal size and make her wear a cute dress.

It's worth getting snu snu'd.

[Anonymous No.]

Saturday is Chaos worship day! But it seems that things are already chaotic enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628439
Lucoa is pure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628448
pure sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628433
She looks nice. I wonder if that one human boy who lives up in the mountains can charm her. Although he may have to shout.

>>16628438
I ain't stopping you anon. That's a good thing. Those girls deserve love and many belly pinches of love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628435
Then I run out with a bucket and proceed to plan B, grab up my Nure wife, run down to the maid service center and do this >>16628440
>>16628443
Did you put them up to this?! I'm angry! I'm furious! I'm gonna strangle whoever did this to upset my waifu! I don't give a shit what they do to bother me but imagine her feelings in all this! No one gets away with making someone's waifu cry!

[Anonymous No.]

Would county Holsts like a soft city boy like me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628443
Ganna go to Chaos church with my waifu and daughterus so they can learn about there culture and can play with the little Chaos daughterus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628449
No. She is not for sexual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628455
Do you want me to end everything?

It was actually just a flayer pulling a prank on you. Nothing that you saw was real, it was just in your head. The flayer will squish herself out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628466
No! I'm pissed! I feel like an Ushi-Oni's lust made into anger! She better scram the hell away before I find out where she lives!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628455
I didn't! But Shogs are known to be prone to loneliness. They probably just got their hopes up, and then got way too excited when the other maids start arriving.
>>16628458
Who are your wife and daughterus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628431
>5 Demonlords, each from differing realities and possibilities, appear in maid outfits and pin you down
>The last thing you hear is the laughter of two individuals before blacking out

>"Yes, everything went according to plan. With Anon on the run, and nobody in the house, we were able to take the objective without any issues. To think he thought that little orb was just a neat trinket instead of the ancient powercore for a slumbering metal god. I'll deliver it as soon as we can."
>Cheshire hangs up, but dials onto her phone
[Spoiler]>"My mission is complete; the "Heart" is in our possession. Those stupid racoons don't know I've been double crossing them this entire time. .....Yes, I'll do my best to make sure you get it. With this power, other excavation grouos will think twice about hindering our operations once more. Until we meet later, Madam Director Lani".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628426
chuwenjie.tumblr.com/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628482
Damn you, auto caps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628471
She was just squidling around anon. Little flayers are extremelly cute.

>>16628482
Phatom maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628489
Crying Flaylings are too cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628482
Just fucking tell me its over and I can go back to my quiet life with my Nureonago wife
I don't care if I apparently somehow stumbled upon the heart of lorkhan, they can have it, just leave us alone!
>>16628489
Go be cute somewhere else! I never wanna see another maid again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628496
Well they are, but you shouldn't make them cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628457
>"So you's a city boy? Your lips look real purty, boy"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628500
They're done.
You still have to do damage control with the results and the remaining maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628455

I can see it now. Anon running toward the reception desk of the maid center, placing the bucket on it and and angrily explaining his situation with this wife expressing his frustrations too. Which might look kind of adorable in its own right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628472
Don't want to give away too much. But my waifu and daughterus are just very happy to learn new things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628510
>Lich Maid Service receptionist watches an Anon and his Nure wife gesture and babble incoherently
>"Ah, I think I understand please fill out form 3753-B and 464-XYZ."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628443
I thought everyday was chaos worship
At least that's what this spider told me

>>16628458
All chaos daughters are extra cute
Shoggoths, Wendigos, Mindflayers and Atlach-Nachas each of them deserves to be spoiled especially Wendigos since they tend to be shy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628500
Fine. No more Flayers and no more maids, just you and your slime wife.

Happy ending for Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628508
Then I go to the maid service and get this misunderstanding cleared up
And we're moving. I liked that house but we'll find some other peaceful rainy valley to live a quiet life in. Someplace where there aren't any maids!
>>16628510
It would only be adorable in hindsight! But yeah, I guess it would.
>>16628516
There are forms for this?! Fine, but my wife fills them out. I'm not risking any last chance Demon contract trickery. Jesus, this whole experience is gonna make me paranoid.
>>16628518
Thank Goodness. We're still moving. But finally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628507
Dammit I wanted a nice southern holst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628517
Poor girls. No other kids play with them or go near them. That's why I'd ger my daughterus to play with them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628521
I hear pocket realms are popular. Try and find one that rains often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628521
>Anon puts a hand on the hilt of his katana whenever a maid type species walks by in town
>Can never do sexy maid roleplay with his Nure wife again
I feel bad now. All he wanted was a quiet life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628530
Cheshalot is to blame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628513
Excellent attitude to have, and the young ones are always happy to have new friends to play with of various species. We try to keep a close eye on them. One or two of the Flayer girls are starting to mature into young women, and they've been a little flay happy lately.
>>16628517
Chaos of course if fine for worship any day, but too much exposure starts to wear on the local citizenry. Jealous though, that you live close to the Old Ones through her web of fate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628526
No, no, I'd still want to be around where there are other people, I just want it to be peaceful and quiet when I come home.
>>16628530
>>16628533
Well, I just hope that she dies barren and alone after a lifetime of failed attempts at romance
Or failing that, at least has moderately bad luck from now on. Surely some form of karma exists in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628525
I'm sure plenty of kids play with Shoggoths
Who would refuse to play with a slime who can make toys out of her body?
She probably keeps giving toys to that one boy she likes

>>16628536
>too much exposure starts to wear on the local citizenry
That is for their own good, a happy citizen is one who has been freed from the burden of sanity

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628537
You could always leave and converse.

Cheshelot goes the way of mgs4 Ocelot. Only it's all one overly elaborate prank instead of a plot to kill AIs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628521
I feel bad for you Anon.
You just wanted a rain housewife to cuddle.
At least my housewaifu can just smack people with her ignited tail away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628541
>Little shoggoth offers to clean the room of the boy he likes and leaves his favourite toys he doesn't have to play with.

That's just heart melting cute.

>That is for their own good, a happy citizen is one who has been freed from the burden of sanity

True.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628550
Mine likes company too much.
She's suppossed to be a scary Wolfu, but instead she greets strangers and lets them in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628453
And that's what they'll get, along with hand baked, Master Brand sweets!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628551
>he

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628233

My waifu uses her hair to assist in just everything from her day to day and things that a human would might find difficult to do on their own. Getting dressed, assisting in cooking, reaching things that are high up...it's very convenient for her.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a cake?

As in a literal Cakegirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628555
Who could be behind this post?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628558
Whoops. That's definitely not right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628563
Fuck no

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628541
>a happy citizen is one who has been freed from the burden of sanity.
Normally I'd agree with you, and I find it great myself, but we're more worried about the drunken mob of pitchforks and torches sort of citizenry.

And yes, Shogs are no doubt the most popular girls at the Chaos school, for that reason exactly. The hard part is teaching them to stay out of trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628563
What about a Christmas cake slime cake girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628546
Well, she can raise outer heaven by microwaving someone else. This old snake's retired for good.
>>16628550
If nothing else, the quiet moments are made all the more special by suffering through the loud ones.
I feel like I need to get stronger or something to prevent such a situation from happening though. A timid Nureonago can't defend herself as well as all those other creatures can. I couldn't stand to see her upset or hear her cry if some monster tried to force its way into or lives.
Plus, your waifu has armor of varying coverage, that's quite a luxary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628565
No idea but I'll reward those maids with hand baked goods and cuddling after a long day

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628573
Outer Haven*.

On the topic of mgs4. Could a Shog, or any slime really, as as a muscle suit of sorts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628546
>Cheshelot goes the way of mgs4 Ocelot
Nure-Anon beats the shit out of her in a drawn out fistfight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628585
Maybe not a muscle suit, but certainly a crafty environmental suit. I often imagine wearing my Shog wife as clothing day to day, or as a wetsuit when I go diving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628593
Deadly virus made by Tannuki meant to kill Cheshires or memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628596
A Shog could augment defense and strength in suit forms, just in different ways that the one old snake used that gave him an overly defined ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628552
Mine likes company too, but she's timid and is quiet whenever I'm not around, so it just gets awkward.
Then there's the fact that she openly carries swords on her back, and well, we might not get any visitors if the portals open.
>>16628573
>I feel like I need to get stronger
Do it for her anon. She'd probably be happy that you'd go through the effort just for her sake.
>Your waifu has armor
She even put a buttload of points into vitality and endurance just to do cartwheels in armor. But that's besides the point, because we look out for each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628604
>Wearing Shog wife as a sneaking/strength suit while you go on secret missions
>Occasionally she can't help but punch your ass and giggle

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628612
Well, that was supposed to be pinch and now takes on a whole new connotation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628604
Augment sure, but realistically you're only as strong as both of you combined, and I'm not sure if Shogs are particularly strong. The real benefit comes from her shifting molecular structure. She could create metal plates and lifting frames instantly to help lighten loads, or maybe leathery bat wings for simple gliding like batman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628615
Don't forget Octo-camo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628611
Then I shall. People will hear legends of the quiet house on the rainy hillside that no maid dares travel near.
>Buttload of points into vit and end just to do cartwheels in armor
Why not just put a Dark Wood Grain Ring to fit around the base of her tail? Or would feeling that constant pressure just make her... 'situation' harder to control?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628615
>Shogman
>Using his Shog wife, he fights crime through her aid as asuit

[Anonymous No.]

You're trapped in the lair of a grumpy old griffon, your only saving grace is that you have four monster girls coming to rescue you.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/Mamono

The party is comprised of a knight, mage, rogue and healer so roll for them in that order.

Are you doomed to be raped by the old griffon when she gets back from hunting or will the party actually be competent and save the day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628626
>Fallen God knight
I'm scared to keep rolling

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628563
Monster girls based on foods are not ok except plant species

>>16628571
>we're more worried about the drunken mob of pitchforks and torches sort of citizenry.
This is why you've got to take over slowly one person at a time

>Chaos school
Wouldn't Shoggoths be rebels?
Atlach-Nachas and Mindflayer are devoted and serious in their chaos studies
Wendigos are too scared to do anything bad
Shoggoths don't want to study or participate in the chaos cult, all they care about is getting a kind master to take care of. They'd get in all sorts of trouble

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628626
I ravage the Griffons plump bottom instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628618
People will fear the house on the hill Alternatively, I can just send my oldest daughterus to work guard shifts to complete her training
>spoiler
Anon, I can't be this horny away from home.
Just imagining her freaking out over the pressure is making me feel things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628626
>Lizardman knight
Okay, we're off to a great start.
>Cheshire mage
I'm a bit worried now. She's just as likely to magic away my pants as she is to try and help me.
>Werecat rogue
Not my first choice, but cats are sneaky so it's not out of place.
>Dark Valkyrie healer
Sexual healing.

I think I'll actually be okay. Not because the party is competent, but because the mage and healer would be so intolerable that the Griffon would just throw us all out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628626

>Blue oni knight
>Golem mage
>Jinko rogue
>Goblin Healer

I think I'll be fine

Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628626
>Mershark Knight
>Mage Minotaur (Muscle wizard?)
>Rogue Dorome
>Dragon Healer

I think I picked the worst monster for each job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628626
>Werebat
>Fire Rat
>Mummy
>Kobold
Anyone want to trade?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628626
>Griffon Knight
>Cheshire Mage
>Shirohebi Rogue
>Dark Mage Healer
>"MOM! STOP TRYING TO RAPE MY BOYFRIEND!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628626
>first roll
>Shoggoth
PRAISE! Praise the Old Ones!
>second roll
>Dark Slime
[sweating intensifies]
>Merrow, Sea Bishop

Strange but satisfying roll.
hopeless romantic Sea Bishop Knight paladin.
masochistic Merrow Healer who can't control her fetish.
kuudere/tsundere Shoggoth rogue who refuses to admit she's cute.
haughty Dark Slime mage who thinks shes DLs gift to mankind.

I'd be rescued in record time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628626
I wouldn't mind being raped by the Griffon. I'll actually try to heal her and bring back her smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628633
Well, I'd trust your daughterus Salamander guy. If they wanna guard the area and don't mind the wife and I being boring quiet lovebirds, they're more than welcome over. Maybe my waifu could teach her some things like the tea ceremony or how to wear a kimono.
>Just imagining her freaking out over the pressure is making me feel things
Well, it certainly may cause her to 'roll around' alot more. Though 'writhe' may be the more appropriate word.
Maybe SHE's the one who could do with some lessons in slow and relaxing (non sexual) activities. In that case she's welcome over too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628626
>Thunderbird Knight
>Mage Dhampir
>Rogue Large mouse
>Healer Kakuen

Yeah that griffon is gonna be my wife

[Anonymous No.]

Waiting for the portal to open so i get kidnapped by a vampire diplomatic party....

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628626
>Kuniochi knight
>Chochin-Obake Mage
>Mershark Rogue
>Kitsune-bi Healer

I guess I might aswell be doomed to a life of rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628659
But where will the portal open?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628628
I think you're fucked either way.
>>16628635
That's not so bad actually, as long as the Cheshire keeps her funny business to a minimum you're safe.
>>16628636
You're good, the Jinko may not be the most stealthy rogue in the world but people can't see her if they're unconscious.
>>16628637
Hey look on the bright side, Doromes are actually good at stealth if there's dirt around.
>>16628638
>>16628653
>>16628660
Hope you like griffon snu snu.
>>16628639
Might have a Vampire and Dhampir situation on your hands there, are you man enough to handle two Griffons?
>>16628642
What a slimy team.
>>16628653
Maybe the thunderbird could use lightning sword techniques and a mouse isn't a bad rogue. The other two are questionable though.
>>16628643
>>16628632
But she's 40 years old, smells like stolen meed and doesn't know how to cook anything but horse meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628626
>Nightmare Knight
>Sahuagin Mage
>Cockatrice Rouge
>Jiangshi Healer
What the hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628626
>Ren Xiongmao Knight
>Ren Xiongmao Mage
Oh my god, twin pandagirls, what are the odds? Do they finish each others' sentences?
>Cupid Rogue
She'd be perfect if it weren't for the flashy colors. Still, a physical ranged option is great.
>Unagi Joro Healer
Nice! Kinda already their role anyway what with the giving energy thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628659
Waiting for the portal to open so I can be collar'd and claimed by a Hellhound who calls me chewtoy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628668
Yeah but a Minotaur can't be good at magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628668
Yup gonna ruffle her feathers and grope that glorious underboob every day

that party looked doomed from the start

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628668
>But she's 40 years old, smells like stolen meed and doesn't know how to cook anything but horse meat.

You know, she doesn't sound that bad. I can teach her how to cook and anyway, I like my wine aged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628668
I'm pretty sure the way the rescue party's set up I don't have to worry about two Griffons.
I just have to worry about the post-rescue "Celebrations"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628668
So what if she's 40 years old? She looks so young and beautiful it's a miracle she's still lonely. Also, giving her a bath and taking care of her feather sounds nice, she doesn't need to worry about cooking since I'll be the one taking care of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628626
>Succubus Knight
>Nightmare Mage
>Chesire Rouge
>Chesire Healer

I don't think I can handle two chesires constantly hounding me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628637
>Mage Minotaur (Muscle wizard?)
I bet her favorite spell to cast is fist

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628650
The oldest one is hyper serious and smiles only when I say "I can see your smile" as she fails to not smile and the other is severely shy and doesn't have much friends. I'm sure they'd like some peace and quiet.
And yeah, my waifu'd be happy to tag along with 'em and learn to be a little more reserved.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, this Miia and Wock is on DA now

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628630
>This is why you've got to take over slowly one person at a time
It's a work in progress. I'm just glad Chaos-friendly neighborhoods are more common now that the single girls are coming out of the caves and ruins.

And well, the girls are all pretty individualistic seeing as they all are second-generation girls with a human parent. They understand the benefits to an ordered society, but they continue to have their eccentricities. We only have worship class for them on saturdays, but they talk about their primary school life all the time. The girls say the Shogs are popular due to their powers. but it's difficult to discern the truth from girls with naturally altered principles like Chaos girls. If the Shogs are being bullied, they probably don't even realize it.

Wendigos tend to behave except when accidentally wrecking the meat locker, or playing hide and go seek.
Atlachs are odd, because I'm never sure if they are actually young girls or grown women. And they are fairly rare around here.
Flayers on the other hand, are far too smart for their own good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628684
Good man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628685
>Cheshire twins constantly sitting their plump jiggly asses in your lap and pretending not to notice your boner.
>Nightmare Mage pulls you over and lets you rest your back against her as her modest chest presses against your back.
>/fit/ Succubus knight cuddles up at your side, her fat breasts and smooth abs pressed against you.
Hope you weren't planning on staying a virgin anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628692
I love that Jabberwock's outfit! Must be nice going clothes shopping with a Jabberwock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628695
I don't think I am, but I'm gonna do my best so that Griffon gets to be happy and smile again. It should be ilegal to leave a cute girl like her alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628626
>Automaton Knight
>Youko Mage
>Ren Xiongmao Rouge
>Lich Healer
I like the odds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628688
Eeep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628701
Absolutely!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628691
Well now I'm imagining everyone sitting outside on the porch under a canopy as it lightly rains. Maybe give them some female bonding time alone to chat and share housewife or self defense tips. I can see my Nure really wanting to learn a martial art or something after this whole ordeal just to better protect herself if she has to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628626
Dark Mage
Dark Priest
Dark Elf
Hellhound

Well, aside from the elf they all got their classes messed up
I guess the Dark Mage learned the joys of lifting and decided to hit people with her oversized staff instead of casting items
The Dark Priest bought the wrong magic book and mastered lightning bolt and other offensive spells when all she wanted to do was improve her eromancy skills
The Hellhound is actually a LV99 fighter and one day on a whim she decided to become a healslut. She struggles to cast the simplest spells and doesn't even know how to brew an antidote but she keeps trying her best

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628669
I think you just hit the jackpot in terms of usefulnessm cockatrice should have high dex and jiangshi are skilled magic users. Not sure about Sahuagin though.
>>16628670
Panda twins? Lovely, maybe the others can convince cupid to dress less flashy.
>>16628676
She can make a dick disappear but that's about her only magic trick.
>>16628679
>>16628680
>>16628684
I just hope she doesn't beat up the other monster girls too much, a grumpy griffon can be a terrifying thing, especially if she's been drinking.
>>16628683
Prepare that pelvis, you're going to need it.
>>16628685
I'm more worried about that timid nightmare having to put up with two Cheshires and an extroverted succubus in her party. She's going to be a wreck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628704
It should be illegal. All cute lonely girls deserve an anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628710
Wockers have such a nice fashion sense! My kind of fashion sense and I love it!

I want to grow up with a Jabberwock Onee san who wears cute clothes and takes me clothes shopping with her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628626
Rolling my own now.
>Karakasa-Obake knight
I hope that's secretly a sword with an umbrella sheath, otherwise I'm worried.
>Orc mage
This isn't helping my worry.
>arch imp rogue
Maybe she can use high level magic to hide herself? A glimmer of hope there.
>Apsara healer
Okay that's fitting.

I'm 50/50 on if I'm fucked or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628713
If you calm her down with head stroking and your soft words. She'll be fine. Must be awkward having a party come save you but to them see a grumpy drunk griffon laying her head on your lap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628713
And do you know what I would like to do with a drunken Griffon like that? Hear all her problems and let her throw everything at me. No matter what it is, I'll help her carry and help fix whatever problems she has.
Gonna hold her in my arms, tell her it's going to be okay and caress her beutiful feathers.

>>16628716
They should never be lonely in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628711
That sounds adorable.
It's also funny to imagine a Salamander with her two oldest kids giving a Nureonago a bunch of different weapons and trying to see which ones she doesn't immediatly suck at.
Although, I wonder what tips a Nure would give a Salamander on housewifely duties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628693
When a Shoggoth gets punched by a bully she thinks it's playing, that's why they are always happy and friends with everyone no matter what

>Wendigos tend to behave except when accidentally wrecking the meat locker
Wendigos must be so sad every fish day at the cafeteria
>or playing hide and go seek.
How many boys have gone missing after playing hide and seek with Wendigos?

You're right, Atlach-Nachas are weird they don't care about anything but spinning their web and they are always pissed off because of their venom
They are still cute though

>Flayers on the other hand, are far too smart for their own good.
That they are. When you look in a Flayer's eyes you can tell that she is brewing up the most evil plans to flay the whole entire school and awaken Cthulhu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628741
Shoggs are pretty easy to bully, just use a lighter near her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628701
Anon.
You know, you might be in mad love, but there are some things what a man shouldn't enjoy. Clothes shopping is one of these things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628732
>Nureonago housewife cutely flailing a sword around with her eyes closed with a 'kyaaaa!' as the Salamanders palm their faces and shake their heads
My heart!
As for tips on housewifely duties, she'd probably try to teach her about things like the importance of working swift when husband's away, but working slow when husband's home. How even the act of being watched while slowly washing a dish or bringing food over to the table with tempered, even steps can help soothe a husband's mind after a long day. How emphasizing the absence of sound while still having the confidence to perform acts of service to Husband even when he doesn't say anything is more important than trying to hear every little request of his. After all, a wife should in some ways be confident that she knows what her husband needs even better then he does sometimes. Still, never to let him know that- letting him believe that he was the one to come up with whatever act of service she spontaneously performs is a balance very worth learning!

So, she's pretty into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628693
Thought I might ask a Chaos Church worshiper this question. Doesn't it mean the end of the world once Atlach Nacha has completed her web?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628746
They would ask if you need something cooked, as they form pans and utensils for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628626
>knight Elf
>mage Amazoness
>rogue Youko
>healer Danuki

All of them pick the wrong class.
But I don't know if they can make it. And if they do it's just barely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628724
>grumpy griffon laying in your lap and mumbling about her woes
Cute stuff, the rest of the girls would feel pretty silly for worrying.
>>16628726
You're a good man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628752
But anon! I'd love going clothes shopping with my Onee San! She looks so cute in all those outfits and I'd tell her she looks beautiful in each one. And anyway, who's going to help her carry around all those bags?

Clothes shopping is in fact the manliest thing you can do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628756
And then you touch her goop with it. Her panicked face when she sees a bit of dead mass falling on the ground that she can't use or recover must be quite the experiece.
I hate shoggs, but I would never do that though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628746
t. Kikimora

Damn now I feel sad imagining a Kikimora bullying a shoggoth with match sticks in school. Poor little Shoggoth, she constantly gets called names like "freak" and "not a real maid". Especially the one that hit closest to her heart, "You could never please a master like I can"

That's basically like saying "you could never please a girl like I could".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628764
That's a surefire way to get put on the DL's shitlist, and you got problems beyond an angry Shogg if that happens.

[Anonymous No.]

If you had a Nure waifu what kind of outfits would you want her to wear?

I wonder if Nureonagos and Arachne would work together to make outfits. Like the Arachne designs the outfit on a paper and the Nureonago mimics it or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628761
It would only be my duty. Anything to make the cute big Griffon smile again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628626
>Mermaid knight
>KitsunenBi mage
>Sea Bishop Rogue
>Dark Priest Cleric

Under the sea, under the sea
Crusades everywhere
the kitsunebi wants out of here
Take it from me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628773
I love maid outfits. Especially long conservative ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628767
No, I'm just saying that it is possible to bully a shogg. Imagine if her mom made her backpack or something someone burned it, fire is the way to go if you want to bully a Shoggy.

>>16628768
And they would have more fire to deal with than just a lighter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628773
All traditional Japanese outfits. Kimonos and the like. Maybe a flowing gown on some days as well.
And on anniversary or full moon nights, one of those swimsuits that are basically just a thin cloth that flosses them from underneath and splits up to barely cover her breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628786
SLING bikini, that's what its called.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628784
What sane minded individual would want to bully a Shoggoth? And especially who would want to burn her bag? That's just disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628741
Wendigos will spirit themselves away for days at a time, hiding behind your very perception of reality. They are notoriously difficult to find for bath time, and even harder to find when they have found a "playmate". We bait them with meat.

As for Flayers, it's best to instill a sense of duty and courtesy from a young age. Even then, they still find ways to stretch the law with their plots.
>>16628755
Well, I mean, details. In the grand Chaos scheme of things, their webs are both already complete and barely started.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628762
its fucking gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628773
I'd want her to wear every cute/sexy outfit I come across even the most convoluted ones from video games and mangas, variety is the key to success

>>16628780
All maids outfits are good but if I had to choose only one type I'd go with one that shows off part of the cleavage and is short enough that you can peek at her butt whenever she bends over

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628798
>Sane
Heh. But hey, they are abominations so I can see it happening here and there if they are a bit awkward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628798
>What sane minded individual would want to bully a Shoggoth
We're all mad here

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628803
It's not gay. It's funny to try on new clothes and see your Onee san in new clothes. How is it gay? Is the straightest thing you could do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628832
Fun*. I meant fun, but I can still be funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628818
I'd laugh, then I realize alot of anons here have admitted to being mad of many flavors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628755
In the original story the completion of the web means that reality and the world of dreams will merge
Since the world of dreams is filled with all kinds of messed up creatures that would more or less result in terrible things but not actually the end of the world

In MGE it would result in one of three things
The awakening of the Demons of Chaos who would corrupt everyone into chaos species and their incubi husbands
The transformation of the whole world into an abyssal demon realm which would corrupt everyone into chaos species and their incubi husbands
The transformation of the land just above their web which would corrupt everyone living there into chaos species and their incubi husbands

There could also be another war between the DL and the Demons of Chaos but I'd bet that they are at peace now that they both have a love for the dick

>>16628802
Wendigos are way too troublesome for what seems to be such an innocent creature
>As for Flayers, it's best to instill a sense of duty and courtesy from a young age.
With the right education you can probably teach a Flayer not to flay recklessly but it's too ingrained in their instincts for them to stop entirely

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628753
>Nure wife swings a longsword with far too much build up
>Audible extinguishing is heard from the Salamander housewife and daughterus
Also, your waifu is really into her duties.
Now I'm just imagining my own waifu working slowly and efficiently when I get home and gently swaying her hips side to side when she brings dinner to me. And the idea that she slowly just tries to learn to know what I want before I even think just to make my afternoons smoother just makes my heartboner tingle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628626
>Arch Imp Knight
>Alraune Mage
>Chimaera Rogue
>Sea Bishop Healer

Oh boy, the reject squad is here to rescue me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628866
Damn doesn't sound too bad. That Atlach Nacha and her husband better hurry up with that web.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628866
All the three of those options would make me slap a Nacho and her husband and destroy their love nest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628877
Fuck off Chaos shill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628832
Well, I personally do like the idea of dropping by an Arachne's store after work and buying my waifu a nice sundress to surprise her with when I get home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628882
Y'all niggas need The Empress

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628895
>"For your wife? Ufufu. Sure thing, dear~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628896
You need to be cleansed with fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628876
Sea Bishop used to be popular and she is the perfect healer, I wouldn't complain if I were you

>>16628877
If it was up to Atlach-Nachas they'd do nothing but spin their web while having sex but I'm sure their husband want to go to the disgusting surface and do pointless stuff like going on vacations, eating, etc...

>>16628878
I don't think slapping a lower chaos god is a good idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628896
What kind of monster girl would The Goddess-Empress of Mankind be? Valkyrie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628902
I-It's for my Vampire wife! She needs a sundress to match her extra-wide brimmed sunhat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628903
>t. Chaos

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628905
>Sea Bishop used to be popular and she is the perfect healer, I wouldn't complain if I were you

She's for bullying! She's a nerd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628906
Whatever monster doesn't like Chaos and is fine to the idea of expanding her territory. Problem is there aren't many out there who fulfill both those criteria.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628905
I'm talking about a god slapping slap.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to give a Dragon her tribute, or she'll get cranky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628911
Rude, sea bishop is for tender loving and romantic dates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628908
Completely wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628907
Oh Anon you don't need to tell anyone that. I'm sure your wife will be happy when she sees the present you've got. Pff, those Alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628895
That sounds nice. I'd definitely buy my Onee San a cute sundress or maybe some scale polish. That stuff runs out real quick and she has so many beautiful scales. Each one requiring a lot of care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628911
Just look at how cute she is >>16628919
Only the most vile of men would bully such a kind creature

>>16628913
You are going to get bundled up in web and thrown into a flayer nest

>>16628917
I'm not giving a tribute to a Dragon with ridiculously small wings

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628919
That may be, but riddle me this.

How is she and her immobile Alraune mage friend going to crawl up a steep mountain to rescue Anon from the old grumpy Griffon?

Maybe the Arch Imp Knight is swole and the Chimaera can chip in, but it seems ridiculous to see a fish so far out of water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628902
Arachne tailors would be great, you can even take your waifu there and she could make them pants and underwear with sleeves for her tail and fire resistant fabrics, for my waifu anyways.
And maybe she'll secretly ask the Arachne for some special lingerie just for you
>>16628923
Making sure to polish a reptiles plates and moisturizing their scales is grand old past time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628929
Alraunes ride around in their flowers like high-powered spider chairs.

[Anonymous No.]

What is better: A Minotaur fed Holstaur milk or a Holstaur fed Minotaur milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628928
I doubt a dumb spider loli and her husband will manage to web me after I've set their whole cave on flames.
Though that won't happen if they don't try to make the world a shitty place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628931
>Making sure to polish a reptiles plates and moisturizing their scales is grand old past time.

Very much worth it to see their happy face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628937
>posting Cathyl when talking about Holsts
Very disgraceful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628946
And Chaosfags love you too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628948
Yeah, just, uh, hold back from taking advantage of her moistened, lubricated body and hotdogging her.
Or don't. That's fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628868
She is. Its kinda her whole purpose as a race, really. She takes great pride in it, and its lovely.
I'm glad your waifu could learn something then!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628952
I like chaos girls, but transforming the world or just a part of it into the abyss is enough to get them the purge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628931
I can see my wife paying a lot to spiders for stuff such as prince clothings or plushies of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628960
You sure do like them if you want to see them purged. Some people like the idea. Hell if I was married to an Atlach Nacha then I'd definitely do my part to make the world a better place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628960
I don't think chaos realms have been described adequately enough to judge them so harshly.
Could just be some comfy suburbs with purple skies and odd fauna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628968
They're probably really nice like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628966
And I'd definitely do my part to stop you. Some people like the tentacle forest, but we all know what happened.

>>16628968
By odd fauna do you mean husbands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628937
Dumb whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628960
Artorias plz continue. We all know how well it works out for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628975
Anon how are you supposed to stop a big ass spider. Also maybe in my setting meanies like you don't exist!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628977
Mate I'm going to beat the shit out of Chaos mommy and the four bitches if it spreads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628959
Now it's just a matter of holding back from violating her when my waifu would walk away and wiggle her butt a little and seductively look back to see if I noticed her wearing booty shorts saying "Daddy's Fucktoy" on the butt Curse you Arachnes and your special orders
>>16628964
>plushies of me
Would she keep 'em in her special shrine to you with your old shirts and shoes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627595
Damn. Is there anything that spiders don't make better?

Except Australia. That makes spiders better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628983
>Erasing me from your setting

There are many ways, such as flooding the cave, exploding it from the inside and making it crumble or just lighting it on fire like the door to hell. You can always get a bit physical too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628995
That's just too mean and frankly I know you'd never do it

Can't you just leave the poor couple alone to build their web?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628991
Most likely, yes. Some dragon waifus have a thing for hoarding their husband's possessions. My plushies would have their own little place along with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628995
Goblin Slayer pls.
>>16628991
Hot damn, that's a tall fuckin order to resist, jeeze. I'm pretty sure my waifu didn't teach her that. Unless... maybe your waifu taught mine that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628866
I want to see chaos variants of popular monsters like dragons and kitsune

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629001
>I know you'd never do it
If he won't then I will. Chaos girls are the only ones I fully support the purging of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629002
How would a dragon feel if you walked in on her sniffing a pair of your underwear that you wore when you had a wet dream?
>>16629009
She knows how to get me to violate her, that's for sure. I bet she even has special panties that barely cover her and are just hanging from a knot above and below the base of her tail. Those arachne tailors man.
>spoiler
Uh, I take no responsibility for that.
I mean what would a lewd Nureonago be wearing for when her husband comes home?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629018
I want to see Chaos corrupted Wonderland girls.

Also a Chaos Mimic or Doppelganger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629040
And some people complain about Chaos girls being pushed on people.

There's nothing wrong with Chaos girls and they're just given a bad image. They're actually very nice girls. Demon lord wants to turn everything sex and she gets a pass but Chaos girls can't even make their space a little like home. Double standards!

Also come on anon. Your waifu wouldn't want to hear you say those mean and horrible things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628937
Both of them fed a mixture of the two milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629001
I mean, killing you and your wife would be pretty bad since I'm just aiming for your love nest. Like I've said, I don't mind your existance but if you try to spread the abyss then your web is going to be destroyed one way or the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629047
Chaos Doppelganger would be some Dr Jekyll/Mr. Hyde shit. She would transform into corrupted, idealized forms of her target. Everyone's evil twin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629053
If chaos wants home then they should go back to the abyss with their husbands instead of trying to make it surface.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629057
How'd you like it if someone can and burnt down you and your waifus house? Wouldn't be nice would it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629067
That's so intolerant of you. Shame on you sir. Shame on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629053
>There's nothing wrong with Chaos girls and they're just given a bad image.
Turning their husbands into literal monsters is pretty bad, anon. Not to mention wanting to turn the entire world into a fucked up nightmare.

>Your waifu wouldn't want to hear you say those mean and horrible things.
Good thing I don't have one then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628966
Me too. Atlach-Nachas might seem evil but they are just acting out of instinct for the greater good
I'd keep her happy and filled up so she can spin the web without any worries

>>16628968
Abyssal realms have to be extremely weird and spooky in a way that you can't stop looking at them
I wouldn't be surprised if mundane animals had added tentacles and eyes, same for the fauna and the sky would be glowing purple yet seem darker than pitch black

>>16629018
It'd be so nice and since there are no rules with chaos species you can do some really strange things

>Chaos Holstaurs are violent rapists who force you to drink their milk until you physically cannot anymore
>Chaos Anubis are OCD freaks who won't stop a sex session unless you and her cum at the same exact split second
>Chaos Hellhounds try to act as if they haven't been corrupted but are subjects to random panic attacks where they become much more rapey than before and speak in some weird chaos language

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629068
Really now? They must have a really good reason because me and my wife would just be doing our daily stuff. No corruption of the whole world and making everyone insane, the girls into abominations and the males into animals involved in our daily lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629073
But their husbands want it. And like I said. The demon lord wants to turn everything into a demon realm but she gets a free pass.

>Good thing I don't have one then.

That may be why you're such a grumpy pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629047
So do chaos mimics hide as anything?
One disguised as a doorway or an elevator would be effective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629072
They can have their own little places like the Sea palace or something, but anythign more than that is over the wall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629074
>Me too. Atlach-Nachas might seem evil but they are just acting out of instinct for the greater good
I'd keep her happy and filled up so she can spin the web without any worries

You're going to make a great husband Atlach Nacha fag. Hope you live a happy life with your wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629045
>'Hair' all loosely hanging down low with a strand here or there across her face
>Body size shifted to give her longer legs, a bigger, wider, rounder rear and firm, melon sized breasts
>All stuffed into a strapless minidress that of course looks like it's soaking wet and nearly see-through to her body underneath, of which she leaves the lewd details present even though she's 'clothed'
>may even form heels for herself as she struts up to a bewildered husband home from work
>"Welcome home darling... Did you know, I think it might rain today. I can tell, because I feel especially..."
>tugs at husband's belt forcefully while leaning up to whisper in his ear
>"...wet"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629077
Then anon. Maybe I'm your setting it never happens? It's ok to say it doesn't. You don't have to go on a rage and say you'd burn down every Atlach Nacha web and kill them and their husbands and such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629079
That would be terrifying. Stepping into a Chaos elevator, and stepping out like "this isn't my floor..."

Then you realize you've been brought to a Chaos Mimics pocket dimension.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629074
>>Chaos Holstaurs are violent rapists who force you to drink their milk until you physically cannot anymore
That's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629045
I don't know, I feel like my dragon might burn the underwear on the spot due to panic, saying that it had a bug in it then feel extreme regret later. This is if we were just starting a relationship.
If she was already my waifu then I can see her smelling them while I sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628917
>young dragon asks what kind of tribute you have for her
>tell her to strip and to bend over

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629078
>But their husbands want it
The same can be said about drug addicts, doesn't mean it's good for them. Also just like drug addicts everyone else would be much better off if they weren't around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629092
Nah, my setting has nachas and they do it. Even if I'm not the one that burns them down, someone else will. But like I've said I don't want to kill you and your wife, just your web.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629101
You are just a treat

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628950
All I want in life is a Holstaur wife to recreate this doujin with and to live happily ever after with our children.
https://e-hentai.org/g/1021265/e2295054d3/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629096
Yeah, thinking about it again they shouldn't be rapists

They should be weirdly obsessed with you ingesting/using their milk though, every single food they'd cook would include some of it
They'd feed you some while you are asleep, sneak some in your bathroom products, etc...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629101
But that's not the same thing. It's not like they're going to get lung cancer from transforming into a form that would make being with their wives more intimate.

>>16629103
So what's the point of having them if you hate them? And imagine if you burn down a cave out of your radical ideas and they both die. That's their blood on your hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629110
But what do you turn into?

[Anonymous No.]

Meanwhile Wonderland literally kidnaps people from out of reality, and nobody bats an eye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629112
That's true but Chaosfags are just as obnoxious as drug addicts. Instead of begging for money they're just desperately trying to shill their garbage women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627739
Where did you get the HD version? Is there an album with all of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629120
I don't think anyone has been shilling Chaos girls. Defending them, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629126
Anon, don't bother responding to him. He's the kind of anon who thinks that anyone liking or talking about anything he doesn't like is "shilling" it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629120
That's a matter of opinion don't you think? And it kinda sounds like you're trying to get (you)s. A lot of the time when Chaos girls get talked about there's a handful of guys who feel the need to say how they all need to be purged.

It's just not nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629130
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629112
Because I like chaos girls. And it wouldn't be blood, it would be ashes. That sounded kinda evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629131
Chaos girls don't deserve nice things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629113
Cowman, the man with all the powers of a common cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629113
I don't think chaos variants should get the husband transformation thing, that should be reserved for original chaos species only

>>16629121
From his Enty (a Japanese website where he posts bonus content for people who donate him a small amount of money each month 100 or 500 yen)
As far I know there are no albums but you could build it yourself if you have time to look at the archives since all of them have been posted in previous threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629133
Yes anon. Yes it does. I hope you settle down with a nice MG who loves you so you can put this silly hatred aside.

Hope you have a wonderful day/night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629134
Come to the chapel, and maybe the soft priestesses can help change your mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629138
Actually, I was talking about using my waifu to burn down their nest. It would be pretty hard to do it alone.

>>16629136
It would be fun to see some changes though due to chaos mana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629121
>>16629136
>As far I know there are no albums
I got you senpai
https://my.mixtape.moe/trsmnz.rar

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629141
The only time I would go near one of those beacons of madness is to firebomb it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629143
You the real fuckin MVP

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629143
You're my fucking hero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629141
I love Chaos girl. All of them are in my top list and if, by random chance, I couldn't find my waifu. I'd settle down with a Chaos girl. Wonderful girls with wonderful history and culture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629143
Do you by chance happen to also have all the making-of pictures? I'd really love to have those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629154
I used to absolutely hate them, but flayer went to my top ten and wendigos were always cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629158
It's the Chaos affect. Can't resist the cuteness of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629157
>That full bodied adult Living Armor
My DICK felt it
my DICK

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629147
I'm afraid that's a crime, sir.
>>16629154
I would hope you found your waifu, but you are a kind soul to give a lonely chaos girl some love.
>>16629163
Some might say they've become even more powerful after the DL's transformation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629164
Imagine having to wear her boob plate though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629167
That is one lewdcute flayer, hot damn

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629167
>I'm afraid that's a crime, sir.
Abominations don't have rights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629170
You'd look like a right fool!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629163
More or less. Shoggies will never be too high on me and Kiki is my 2nd favorite, so yeah. Nacho is the girl I love to hate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629167
It's cute imagining the Chaos church as being a safe sanctuary for Chaos girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629170
Hmm, fair point. Fuck it, I'd do it if I had that lovely living armor stand/wife fawning over me the whole time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629170
It can probably mold to fit you.
Or to a Paladin girl who's had a crush on you ever since she brought you in for graffiti that one time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629164
A lot of the making-of are like that, I wish I had collected them because they're neat from what I remember.

PAGING ALL PACKRATS IN THIS THREAD.

POST AN ARCHIVE OF MAKING-OF PICTURES OR THE KOBOLD'S GONNA BITE THE BULLET!

[Anonymous No.]

Messing around with some quick sketch pencils, have this Houri

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629185
Oh if only she was a cupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629171
Squishy in all the best places.
>>16629176
When the portals open, I'll be finding the wife whatever it takes, for precisely that reason. In a world that rejects anything unusual or strange, there will be a haven for these girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629185
Cute! Bedtime tea must taste nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629185
Unf. Got dam. Love her proportions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629190
What's wrong with shortstack love angels?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629185
What a cutie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629184
Some of the translated making-of texts were lost because the archive was broken and nobody saved them.

Also someone with enty still needs to check if KC has posted Wight's making-of or not without anyone noticing because someone was talking about it last thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629185
Your hips and bellies are phenomenal.
>>16629190
He did draw one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629184
Teme...
All I have saved is this white-haired Dark Mage
>>16629185
Holy shit would blow myself up for/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629193
Do you think I'd have to defend my Demon waifu from people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629087
O-oh, I see. well:
>Flashbacks to when Salamander waifu visited
>Nure shyly ask how she "interacts" with her husband
>Salamanders eyes widen
>Looks at daughterus and tells them to drill 1000 slashes for each arm
>Daughterus disappointed they couldn't hear their Mom's advice
>"Well, I'm quite fond of well..."
>Nure looks on expectantly
>Salamander takes a deep breath
>"Well, I-I like to tease him a little when he gets home, maybe with how I greet him or by putting on one of the clothes he loves"
>"Something that tightly h-hugs my c-curves, you know?"
>Nure nods back
>"T-then, I like to get him in a r-r-relaxed and start touching and k-kissing him deeply..."
>Nure nods
>"Then.... t-then.. I, uh.."
>Salamander housewife starts breathing heavily and sweating profusely
>Her womb starts aching for her husband's love and she wraps her arms around her abdomen
>Beneath her skirt, she's swiftly forming a river
>She breaks down
>"AndthenIliketobendoverlikeaslutandtakehisdickintomyquiveringasswhileImoanlikeabitchaskingforDaddytofillhispersonalfucktoywithallofhissteaminghotthicksemen!!"
>Nure puts her hand over her mouth and looks around the room
>"I have to excuse myself, I be right back!"
>Salamander wife dashes past her daughterus and tells them to get back to drills, not even noticing that they were eavesdropping on her
>She takes out her phone and lifts her skirt to start taking pictures of her wet panties
>Starts masturbating and taking more pictures while moaning her husband's name
>...
>Husband at work, staring at some computers
>Gets some messages on his phone and takes a look
>It's all of his wife in lewd positions masturbating
>Eventually, she sends a video of her masturbating while holding the phone with her tail
>Husband grabs some headphones and puts them in
>He almost got caught jacking off in his office by his boss
>....
>Salamander walks back in to the house
>"...I guess I owe you guys an explanation..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629200
>>16629197
Just the dick speaking. Pay it no mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629185
I love you, would devote myself to Eros for one of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629203
Depends. Is she coming here or are you going there?

Always go there. Never let them come here. This world is done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629203
Hmmm, Thankfully I think Demons are one of those species that people would instantly know better than to screw with. No doubt they would be viewed as political representatives from the Demon Lands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629211
>This world is done.
Says you mr. negative. There are some things here I could never give up.
You can't cuddle up with your waifu on a rainy day and watch movies in a fantasy world.
They probably don't even have heating, electricity or plumbing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629204
Uh, I think I went overboard with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629216
They do have Magic though, which our sphere rejects hardcore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629199
>>16629201
NOT GOOD ENOUGH

THIS KOBOLD IS GOING TO SLEEP OUTSIDE TODAY

WITH THE FUCKING CATS

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629216
I know. And it makes me sad knowing I'd never have that. But it's much safer if we go to her homeland. Where I personally would also love it and she'd stay comfortable.

Not to be that guy or anything. But it's why I like to imagine MGC as being a thing. Somewhere like here, but no actually here.

[Anonymous No.]

Daughterus playing in the snow, yes or yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629217
You did. I haven't read anyt of your conversations, but the only thing I can imagine is a the slime and the lizard being best friends and talking about their husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629227
Well, this is what happens when you think with your dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629204
Holy hell, that is one slick lizard! That's a pretty damn fantastic steamy fantasy anon. Nureonago would be blushing more purple than a mindflayer dipped in grape juice, but still quite interested.
>>16629217
Hey, we all get carried away a bit from time to time, don't worry about it.
>>16629227
It's seeming to turn out that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629226
Aww jeez, what a cute snek! It's a yes from me anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629226
My family lives in not-Egypt though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629226
YES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629218
>>16629222
Not worth giving up comfortable bathrooms, decent medicine, and electronic entertainment.
Besides, I don't need magic to bend my waifu over and pound her fat jiggly demon ass while she moans like a whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629226
Yes. The dragon daughteru would love to melt the snow and throw snowballs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629226
It only snows like once a decade here, but my waifu and I would definitely take a vacation up north so our daughteru could see snow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629233
That Nureonago's gonna get corrupted by my waifu's lewd at this rate
And, yeah, I'll, uh, keep it short next time. Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629218
Are you doubting the power of meme magic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629237
Those things do sound very nice. Which is why living here is tempting.

>spoiler

It's not nice to call your waifu a whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629255
>it's not nice
That's the point!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629249
It never ceases to surprise me how long /jp/'s post limits are, you could fit a novella into a single post.
I can see it leading to the aforementioned minidress scenario and other situations with things like sling bikinis and various teasing tempting instead of going full FuckToy.exe. But I think for her it would always just be something fun to spice up a random day of the week. Though I'm sure she'd love hearing your waifu's stories and escapades.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629263
Wait. I'm confused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629255
I don't know how else to describe those kinds of moans anon.
It's the kind of thing that gives you a boner by hearing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629268
Some waifus enjoy being treated poorly during sex. It's a fetish for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629231
Sometimes the dick can't be contained, and you end up with long greentexts about overly lewd housewives or fucking undead loli ass or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629275
One must always remember that nothing can beat the cock. Nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629273
I kinda have this fetish. But instead my waifu calling me names and being really mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629286
Natural Nacho husband. Or Cupid, depending on your circles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629264
Yeah, the fact that the limit is so high is ridiculous, at best. But yeah, at least your Nure just wants to do some weird acts rather than go full Megaslut like mine.
>>16629275
>and you end up with long greentexts about overly lewd housewives or fucking undead loli ass or something.
Yeah, I got you. Wait. What was that about undead loli ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629283
But I'm a guy. Does this mean that even I can't beat my own goddamn dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629293
Is it time to find fat bottomed undead lolis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629299
No you can't, you big dumb alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629290
Actually neither. Which is weird. But I dunno there's something oddly satisfying about being seriously degraded by my waifu. And not just petty insults. Really going at it, destroying my self esteem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629293
>What was that about undead loli ass?
That one was in the previous thread, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629157
>>16629184
>>16629199
>>16629201
got you again senpai
https://my.mixtape.moe/mktbow.rar

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629305
Oh. Allrighty then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629310
Youda best

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628993
Are there any other Australian spiderfags I should know about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629302
That's one valid reason to go into haunted crypts and mansions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629341
That would be fun, going into a crypt and finding a loli ghoul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628626
>Apophis Knight
>Giant Ant Mage
>Girtablilu Rogue
>Mantis Healer

I most likely will be in good hands

Surprising though that the insect MGs here are mages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629302
Since Undeath guarantees softness, fat bottomed loli cadavers aren't out of the question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629351
Then its time to give the lolis snacks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629351
Flat Wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629302
Pear-shaped Liches a fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629360
I want a big bottomed skeleton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629351
>>16629358
>>16629360
I guess at this point I might as well repost this

>>16613476

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629365
I want a big-bottomed, large breasted Phantom princess, and a short, flat-chested Wisp princess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629381
While we're talking about undead.

I want a flat loli Pharoah Mistress who uses my back as her seat and let's me worship her feet if I've been a good boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629378
Saved.

[Anonymous No.]

Dirndl are a blessing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629293
>But yeah, at least your Nure just wants to do some weird acts rather than go full Megaslut like mine
And ain't nothin wrong with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629410
That's some cute little booties she has. And what a lovely dress. I love the frilly bitsz

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629419
Did you hit your head before you made this post?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629426
No but I am very tired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629410
Funny how the scars are on her hair. She a cute, would slap her ass and flirt when she passed by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629431
Go to bed you utter faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629381
>>16629383
>adventurer finds a loli pharaoh in a sarcophagus while exploring ancient tombs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629439
O-Ok. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629441
I'd be her instant servant. I'd help her regain the kingdom she once had by being her pet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629447
Stop stutterer typing you Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629459
Please don't bully. It's too late for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629410
>no fluffy tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629465
It's 4 in the afternoon you dumb fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629410
Sausages would be nice right about now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629478
But it's 12 at night where I live. Please be nice anon. It's too late for mean words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629441
Gonna cuddle her like there is no tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629498
You probably live in some backwater shithole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629512
Wales is a pretty nice country, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629459
I have Parkinson's you ass.

[Anonymous No.]

How cutesy can a monster girl couple be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629512
You sound rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629517
>Wales
Your country sucks and I bet your waifu is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629523
Anon. No.
Don't talk about that here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629517
Your language is ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629529
He always is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629530
Ok anon. Maybe you're right about the country. But that is way over the line with what you said about my waifu.

You're a very rude meanie.

[Anonymous No.]

foxes in soxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629517
Not a real country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629545
Dicks in condoms.

[Anonymous No.]

Any suggestions for something an Undine would do besides pour someone a drink?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629523
>monster girl couple
You mean like hellhounds loving hellhounds? That's too /u/ for here.

On second thoughts, if two hellhounds try to tame each other, what happens? This doesn't even need to be sexual or yuri, just from the standpoint of trying to make each other obey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629545
Thigh high socks, plus a bra and no other clothing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629545
Sounds cute. I like socks with fun patterns on them and I bet a fox would love them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629550
Water an Alraune?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629551
Whichever has the biggest, meatiest paws. Wins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629534
>>16629551
I worded that wrong, I meant a monster girl and human boy couple

I'm sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629550
Baths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629562
Well if you want visual aid. Just see Jabberwock fag and his waifu. They look super cute together.

[Anonymous No.]

Stay away from them elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629562
Tooth rottingly cutesy.
I want to see the elation on my Demon Waifu's face when she beats Havel the Rock for the first time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629569
Don't tell an Elf her eyebrows are cute! She'll marry you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629561
For some reason that made me think of two large, /fit/ hellhounds with large paws arm wrestling with lots of sweat.

That kind of excites me, I wouldn't mind it if they were arm wrestling over who got to rape me first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629545
Moses supposes his toeses are roses
https://youtu.be/byAfC5yW_hw

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629550
Gondola guide

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629569

I like the big, fuzzy eyebrows. Aisha really imprinted a lot of things onto me when I was going through puberty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629549
Call 800-11-FLAYER as soon as possible, you need help.

>>16629569
Thick eyebrows are the best

[Anonymous No.]

Submissive monster girls should be flayed and made dominant.

Discuss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629415
Well yeah, it's what I love about her.
That and her high-temperature cuddles with her tail wrapped around us.
>>16629562
Disgustingly so.
As in my case, wanting to hug your waifu during your morning shower with her and turning her around and kissing before releasing your mouths and gazing into each others eyes for far too long while we press our bodies together

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629558
Simple.

>>16629563
Simpler.

>>16629580
Aria?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629599
Why resort to a flayer and do anything permanent when you can just make her eat a raging mushroom for the occasional role reversal?

Those things work on monster girls too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629574
>>16629590
>>16629592
Stay away from dem gosh durn Elves anon!

Nothin but trouble! Go be a squire like a good lad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629608
Why shouldn't it be permanent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629599
Nope.
If my little inferno wants to mount me for a change then she has to find it within herself to do it. And even then, it might not feel right to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629599
Personally I'd turn her dominant through me being submissive. For example. If she raised her ass in the air waiting for me to pound her. I'd just assume the slut position and wait for her move. I wouldn't break position until she dominated me.

Couple months of that and she'll be a fully trained dom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629599
'No'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629592
I already have flayers.

>>16629606
Produce hydraulic energy for gremlin machines?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629621
>Go be a squire like a good lad!

But that's hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629599
Counterpoint: Maledom is best

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629552
No, just regular ol' sox on a fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629641
Only niggers like maledom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629649
"Wrong"

[Anonymous No.]

>there is a way to remove 2B's skirt and keep playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iZWFEFwgBw

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629641
To each their own I guess. I'd disagree with you but it's ok to think differently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629649
Before I say anything, just out of genuine curiosity, what is your specific reasoning behind being sub?
Just a simple answer's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629599
>>16629649
Oh boy it's bait hour, my favourite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629663
It makes my dick feel good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629670
Good enough. I was just asking as more dom kind of a person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629569
So cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629674
And let me guess. You like dom because it makes your dick feel good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629599
>>16629641
>>16629649
>>16629667
http://imgur.com/a/eyBrP

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629681
Yes. I also enjoy the idea of giving an MG pleasure while she wholeheartedly accepts me, which gives me pleasure.
So yeah, it rustles my jimmies in a good way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629688
What about equaldom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629688
I normally hate memes with a passion but this one actually got a good laugh out of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629689
I like the idea of being the who's held down and fucked. I want to give an MG that experience of taking what's hers and not taking no for an answer. I like being the sub and I love it when girls assert their dominance over me.

And I dunno what it is about being the dom but it's kinda repulsive to me. It doesn't fit with me at all and is never something I'd do out of my preferences. It's hard to explain why I dislike being the dom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629697
I was bored
>>16629694
If I cared more beyond just copying the template I'd have added it as another level right before last

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629688
>edging to /mgt/
This goes beyond tile fetishism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629688
This is almost as strange as the idea that a Crow Tengu or Hakutaku could potentially be aroused by poor grammar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629688
Femdom is for the strong minded.

[Anonymous No.]

Maledom, Femdom, who cares what I do with my waifu during our private time?
I just want to cuddle her and spend a chill day with her without a care in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629710
Wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629710
Stop baiting already. Take this (You) and leave it at that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629710
Gentle femdom is for the strong minded.
But Momdom is the true Ａ Ｓ Ｃ Ｅ Ｎ Ｄ Ｅ Ｄ preference

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629720
You tell em anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629720
You said it. Realistically I'd do anything to please my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629728
>being double wrong
Stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629721
>>16629727
I-I was just joking.

>>16629728
Can't argue with you there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629701
That sounds pretty legit. I guess we just have different perspectives then, given that I already stated wanting to take a girl and directly give her my love and watch her blush furiously before she starts holding on to me, as opposed to having her directly take the initiative and have her way with me.

> It's hard to explain why I dislike being the dom.
While I can't think of any reason to not like being it, I like it because I could theoretically go wild and release all of my primal instincts on to a monster girl and she wouldn't be scared for how, uh, intense I might potentially get and actually like it.

But hey, we all got our preferences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629720
At the end of the day, you're pretty much right.
So long as both parties get to cuddle eachother in the afterglow before passing out, who cares how they got there.
*Citation needed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629745
Stutter typing is for Alps.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't stop thinking about fluffy rabbit thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629763
Her hair is pretty cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629746
>I could theoretically go wild and release all of my primal instincts on to a monster girl and she wouldn't be scared for how, uh, intense I might potentially get and actually like it.

See, something about that just makes me dislike it. And I don't know why. Although you do make a good point, we all have our preferences.

>>16629763
Somebody ask her what the time is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629763
I just couldn't lewd bunnies. They're just too god damn cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629763
I want to just suddenly sleep on a random rabbit sitting on a park

[Anonymous No.]

Robutts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629720
Exactly anon! No matter what happens in the bedroom nothing beats a comfy, cuddly, chill day with the waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629771
> And I don't know why
Gonna go out on a limb and say that you may just not like the idea of expressing those kinds of urges out onto someone and would much rather have a big girl, maybe an Oni or Jinko or Anubis or something (I dunno), to take out those feelings by forcefully dragging it out of you.

Or I could be completely wrong there is that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629793
Are for offering oil when they come knocking asking for some.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629796
Actually you hit it on the mark. I don't like the idea of holding a girl down and fucking her brains out. And I'd definitely prefer a bigger girl doing that to me though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629798
By "oil" do they mean semen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629807
No anon. I'm a married man. I mean when she comes around, with squeaky joints. I'd be happy to give her some oil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629365
DEM HIP[BONE]S

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629798
>you will never oil 2Butt's butt
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3575653
It isn't fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629569
I am tempted to buy a Switch.

If I have sufficient funds this time next week that I do not believe the $400 purchase would be detrimental to my obscene pre-ordering habits, I probably will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629804
Now that I think about it, this is probably why I'm more of a gentle switch too. I wouldn't like to unleash everything upon her, but would rather be in control and have her feel extremelly safe in my arms, to the point where she just doesn't even care about anything other than feeling pleasure and giving herself to me.
Of course, I like the same but just a little more rough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627595
>>16627598
Well, I mean I've always admired the fluidity of insect designs, for lack of a better word. Outside of the self-loathing, whiny fa/tg/uy bullshit I pull I'd rather write about Regura tier bugs than half-assing greentexts for SnGs about stuff I don't particularly like. It's also some selfish reason about being known for what I write about, rather than the quality of it I guess. But I don't see Peny complaining about being the Undead guy.

Have a good one Anons and always offer your spiders coffee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629804
Oh, then great. I guess that solves that matter.
I just want to make a monster girl blush and intensely penetrate her while she yells my name and I'd assume that you'd want the inverse as a girl rides you silly.
Regardless of the means, you'd end up with a girl kissing you in the afterglow as thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629605
>Romantic Morning Shower Sex
I concur with this notion.

[Anonymous No.]

How cool does your MG waifu look?

Or is he just one of those ordinary strumpets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629821
I want that butt on my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629825
>but would rather be in control

That's probably also another reason. I like being under a girl's control. A lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629831
It is one the simplest yet most powerful of fantasies.

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>>16629849
Yeah, just letting yourself relax and be taken in by the pleasure sounds really nice.

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>>16629835
My waifu is usually pretty ordinary by normal standards anon, but she is absolutely not a strumpet! I think she looks cool all the time though, whether she's in her semi-casual business clothes and lab coat for work, or wearing one of her lovely frilly latex cosplay outfits, or just completely naked for a long cuddling session.

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>>16629822
I kinda did away with consoles after building a new PC, and told myself I wouldn't get the Switch, but the new Zelda looks too good for me to pass up. I normally don't even like Zelda either.

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>>16629835
I ain't ganna brag or anything. Be she's quite the idol for my daughterus to look up to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629835
Cooler than yours, that's for sure.

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>>16629861
That's a pretty valid reason for wanting to be a sub.
The only real way to allow yourself to get taken in by pleasure and just relax if you're going the straight dom route is for the girl in question to suck your dick or paizuri.

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>>16629576
>Two Hellhounds both find themselves eying the same human boy
>They glare at each other, fire (literally) in each of their eyes, as he cowers before the might of their charcoal fluff.
>After a tense moment of staring each other down, they both quickly take a seat at a table
>Each props up an arm, interlinking paws
>Human Boy dares not move, both in spite of the fear he feels for what is to come, and transfixed by the coming contest
>They count down simultaneously, slowly tensing up
>It is no quick battle. Once they've finished counting down, the only sign that they've even begun to wrestle is the faint shaking of their tense bodies as they maintain eye contact
>Seconds turn to minutes, stretching on into the hour
>The room warms, growing hotter by the moment, sweat coating the bodies of the two as they struggle against each other
>Finally, one lets out a small grunt, her arm relaxing for a split second
>Her opponent seizes the opportunity, slamming her hand down to the table
>The loser lets out a whine, slumping down onto the table in defeat, while the victor stands triumphantly
>She turns her gaze to [You], lust in her eyes, her sweat-soaked body practically radiating arousal as she advances on you, slowly, step-by-step
I like it.

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>>16629863
I do, so it's even more enticing for me.

Between that, Fire Emblem Warriors, new SMT, whatever Suda's cooking up, and Xenoblade 2, I'm very tempted.

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>>16629883
Yep, which is why I'm a switch. I want my wife to melt in my arms and fill her mind with so much love that she can't help completely give in tootapping into her female lizard a bit.
I want to give and recieve.

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>>16629835
Well, I imagine her wearing platemail to exercise, so I'd say pretty cool.
A good role model for her daughterus to look up to as well.

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>>16629869
Anon, please, I bet she doesn't even have a bow.

Long hair.

A hat.

Armor.

Or banging magical spoopy hair that wafts in the breeze.

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>>16629885
Does the loser have to wait until the winner's done before they get their turn?

[Anonymous No.]

>"Maledom!"
>"No, Femdom!"
>"Switch is best."
Fools all of you. Fools yet to awaken to the knowledge that Battledom is the true Patrician's way.

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>>16629826
That would be hilarious, having a spider challenge me to a coffee drinking contest when she's unaware that it affects humans differently from spiders.
I'd be a good sport afterwards, though. Take her home and let her sleep it off.

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>>16629893
My main beef with previous zelda's is I just get bored really fast with the dungeons since they're all really formulaic. Almost always puzzles involving the hitting of switches or pushing blocks on to switches. Oh you got a new item? Guess what you're using for the rest of the dungeon! The dungeons are a big part of the games too, so I end up having to push myself to beat them.

>>16629885
>"Ladies please! You can BOTH have sex with me!"

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>>16629913
Yes. Such is the right of the victor.

>>16629920
>>"Ladies please! You can BOTH have sex with me!"
No, they may not. Until after both their individual turns.

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>>16629185
>White thigh-highs on brown skin
Literal perfection.

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>>16629898
That's a respectable attitude to that. Just make sure that you special attention to her tail, Anon
On a side note, context clearly dictates whether or not you are currently a sub or a dom when being ridden by an MG in the cowgirl position right? As in, if I were to slowly lower her on but she kept moving up and down, I'd still be the dom right?

[Anonymous No.]

How big would you be comfortable with a JubJub's jubjubs being? Keep in mind that they're perched on you at almost all times

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>>16629883
>>16629898
Femdom does either does absolutely nothing for me or actively disgusts me depending on the content. I'm 100% dom, and the girl's reactions and pleasure makes my dick hard.
I have no explanations to give for any of that.

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>>16629944
Big as her head. That's what the showman said.

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>>16629944
About as big as her head with a pair of plump thighs and asscheeks to match.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629944
>not wanting big jub jubs so you can get shredded from carrying them around

Dire Jub Jub will make me into a Dire Man.

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>>16629944
About twice as big as the ones shown there.
What can I say, I love huge tiddies on soft girls. Fuck I love JubJubs. Would happily marry and constantly carry a shorter yet super busty one around on my dick.
>>16629955
You motherfucker beat me to the image.

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>>16629948
>I'm 100% dom, and the girl's reactions and pleasure makes my dick hard.
Guess we're in the same boat then.
I just want a girl to Torogao as I slowly do her.

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>>16629939
Of course, but that would be me getting more to the teaseful part, where I fuck her doggystyle while holding the tip of her tail with my mouth and the other hands either groping her ass or pushing her hips into mine.

And yeah, depending on who is moving the dom/sub can switch places.

>>16629948
I too know the appeal of fucking a girl so hard she won't be moving in a while so the only thing left for her to do is rest in a puddle of love juices, licking it all trying not to waste a drop.

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>>16629948
Same for me but reversed.

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>>16629944
>>16629955
JubJubs are so unabashedly fuckin lewd, I love it. It's almost relaxing knowing they're literally functional based on having your dick in them. I bet they get really scared and nervous if they have to hop off for any small period of time. So in a way, you 'protect' them by fucking them.
That's ultimate lewdcute right there.

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>>16629975
>your thicc JubJub will never rub her head on your chest while her plump ass jiggles on your pelvis

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>>16629971
Lizard tails are lewd, I'm glad I waifu a reptile.
>so the only thing left for her to do is rest in a puddle of love juices, licking it all trying not to waste a drop.
Well, I can't say I wouldn't do that to my waifu. I'd still pick her up and take her to a chair and watch her until she gets back on her feet, but still.

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>>16629971
>I too know the appeal of fucking a girl so hard she won't be moving in a while so the only thing left for her to do is rest in a puddle of love juices, licking it all trying not to waste a drop.

Imagining my waifu in the state just makes me horrified and heart broken.

[Anonymous No.]

lolioni crying while holding an open bag of doritos

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>>16629988
Somebody ate them all.

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>>16629990
It was me.

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>>16629984
I probably wouldn't do that to her. It's one of the things I would keep to myself and I'm completely fine with it.

>>16629985
Just imagine the cuddles instead of the horrible images.

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>>16629982
Hnnng
>Every morning when you wake up she's reverse cowgirling you giving you a great view of her plump ass bouncing up and down as she looks over her shoulder with an ecstatic smile that you're awake
>at completely, utterly random points throughout the day changes positions and rides you hard with no warning, telling you not to worry about a thing and that she'll do all the work
>Sometimes likes to just shake back and forth on your dick a little bit just to remind you that she loves you
>loves giving you cock-worship when you provide the slightest hint of asking for it, could go for an hour just praising your dick while slowly riding it
>even fluffy hugging cuddles have her slowly and somehow 'cutely' milking you
Fuck this life man. I need a JubJub who can do this for me. I'd just give her random little spanks on her fat ass or squeeze her bouncy tits whenever I want and she'd love it.

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>>16629998
Like even if my waifu wanted me to dominate her. And she turned out inthat state I'd have to walk her to a shower, wash her off, get her all clean and lay her down in bed for cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster Gal

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>>16629982
>You will never pet her head and pinch her ass at the same time setting off a flurry of jiggling all over her thicc body

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>>16630004
She looks like she's going to tell me to "go away weirdo"

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>>16630012
That would depend on how much money you got.

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>>16630003
Thank god I didn't go further then. You would die.

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>>16629998
Yeah, probably best to hug a waifu from behind while she recovers rather than let her stay in a sorry state. Despite what I want, I just would want to see her smile than have her lose control.
Also this >>16630003
It's been stated a lot recently, but aftercare is the best.

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>>16630017
How bad could it be?

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>>16630016
I'm not into used goods.

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>>16630017
I mean you can if you want to anon. It's just I would never do that. Even if my waifu wanted me to, I couldn't leave her in a state like that. This is why I'm sub. I wouldn't want to see my waifu in that state. It would break me.

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>>16630031
>>16630038
Stepping on her head and dragging it across ther floor while she screapes it with her tongue and I call her dirty bitch and things like that followed by kicking and leaving her in the cold like that.

>>16630024
Yeah, just thinking about cuddling her after a session of sweet love and looking into her eyes and confessing my feeling sounds really nice. I can see her giggling and saying that she already knows that, giving her belly a little massage and wondering if we'll get a little girl. I would give her an eskimo kiss and say that hopefully yes.

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>>16630038
You ever think that some monster girls feel weird at the idea of leaving someone a twitching, pumped mess?
>>16630049
>spoiler
Uh, while I'm the guy with the hyperlewd Salamander housewife, that's actually really intense.
But hey, like I said, aftercare is great.

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>>16629975
They're probably one of the best if not the best girl for people who like clingy. You really don't get more clingy than a tiddyflaminco.

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>>16630056
>You ever think that some monster girls feel weird at the idea of leaving someone a twitching, pumped mess?

I'm not sure anon. But I sure wouldn't want to see that. My waifu is for cuddling and loving. Not leaving in such a degrading state. If anything I'm more comfortable like that. I just wouldn't want to see her like that.

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>>16630056
There is a bit more though since that is just part of the finish. Though there is no fucking way I would do that to my waifu, I would rather have her dominate me cow girl and lean in for some biting and marking.

[Anonymous No.]

pastebin.com/6sfsEgLb

Wrote another small update for my Mail Order Jinko story. New from line 303. I'll hopefully have another part done tomorrow or Monday, just don't feel like writing any more tonight.

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>>16630062
>waifu is for cuddling and loving
Absolutely.
>>16630068
Yeah, that's just way to far for me. I just want both hard and gentle love and cuddles. Not this level of degradation.

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>>16630072
Been looking forward to this

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>>16630081
It's one of the things I wouldn't do even if my waifu said it was okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630072
Yowza. Old Country sounds like it was rough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630072
Oh boy, this got serious quick.
Pretty good though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630095
I'd ram my waifu's ass, put her face down into a couch, press her against the shower door and put her back against a table, but never that. Not at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630034
Who said she's used?

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>>16630072
>It's a PTSD episode
I wanna hug that hueg musclecat

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>>16630125
Being a little rough is fine, I would probably make mine bite the pillow but because I'm going so hard she'll get into it and release a bit of fire instead, which would make me slap her ass and tease her tail as punishment. But that's the farthest I would go, the horrible grounds is something that's used to keep the flayers away.

Squishies wouldn't even dare get close.

[Anonymous No.]

Big fat cat tats.

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>>16630154
>Fire-breath-moans
That's something else that's for sure.

But yeah roughness is fine, ass slapping and restraining and all that. Hell, a significant portion of the things I'd do with my waifu would be rough sex if my stuff was any indication.
But once Flayers look at you like you're a psycho, then you've gone to far.>Fire-breath-moans
That's something else that's for sure.

But yeah roughness is fine, ass slapping and restraining and all that. Hell, a significant portion of the things I'd do with my waifu would be rough sex if my stuff was any indication.
But once Flayers look at you like you're a psycho, then you've gone to far.

>Horrible grounds
I suddenly got lost, what does that refer to?

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>>16630178
Wow, I fucked up, I should get sleep.

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>>16630178
Anon I think something funny happened to your post. And yes, wife does have fire moans especially when she cums, but it's mostly used for fire bite marking.

The "horrible grounds" is the bad and degrading stuff I would do.

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>>16630180
I read that at 'I should get sheep'.

That would also be correct.

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>>16630173
artist?

[Anonymous No.]

You wouldn't insult a Dire Centaur would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629793
Automatons are built for facesitting.

[Anonymous No.]

Who needs love when you can be feared and respected?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630189
venusflowerart on Tumblr

As always they're a mixed bag and some stuff may not suit everyone but when they're on target they're fantastic

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>>16630190
Of course I would
I'd tell her that its pointless to have muscles that big if she isn't my wife.

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>>16630182
Allright, now I got you.
Yeah, roughness should be followed up with gentleness, in my opinon, it's only natural to cuddle an exhausted girl after all of that stuff.
>>16630187
She's cute, but I have a waifu.

Anyways, 'Night thread, dream of cuddling monster girls while looking 'em in the eye.

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>>16630197
If I turn in my waifu, can I get big pauldrons too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630209
Yes.

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>>16630209
>Turning in your waifu for something that actively ruins your dodge rolls.
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630173
Chesires seem like such a great type of monster, but that appeal of constant teasing/torture doesn't exactly resonate with me.

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>>16630212
Sign me up. Where can I can I contact the local inquisitor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630215
>Needing dodge rolls when you have pauldrons

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630215
Only plebs dodge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630222
Just hand over your wife and they will be sent to you in one second. You'll then be fully equiped to look awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630224
>Not knowing that Heavy Armor is shit because Poise is garbage.
Mobility > Armor Thickness

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630197
I want to be a local hero that turns in the monstergirl that tried to seduce me to the inquisitors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630193
My man.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to find an ancient, arrogant dragon just so I can tell her that the world doesn't revolve around her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630236
Anon, that's how you get haughty ojou-sama Dragon Ass on your face.

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>>16629971
>>16630049
I'm all dom but that's a bit too much. And it seems just needlessly cruel to degrade the girl that much when she's already a complete sub, anyway.

I mean I'd do orgasm denial anal sex with a loli hellhound before letting her cum over and over again until she's seeing stars in a good way, but that would still be more in the side of dominating her with pleasure and leave her amazed of the ride she was taken on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630229
Very good. I'm told her end will even be humane. Such considerate inquisitors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630242
I want to free the monstergirls while they're in transit and get them to husbands who will actually love them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630239
Won't stop me from obstinately repeating that sitting on my face won't make it anymore true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630236
>"The world doesn't revolve around you, lady."
>"AND HOW CAN YOU BE SO SURE, PUNY MAN?"
>"Because when I'm done with you, you'll orbit my dick."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630241
>spoiler
Patrician taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630239
Not him, but where do I sign up? Especially if she's plump and self-indulgent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630241
>needlessly cruel to degrade the girl that much
I don't know why I get a boner from it, I just do. She would look so pathetic that it would only make me go further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630255
Easy, because there are people on this planet who don't know or care who she is.

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>>16630251
That's basically how you get a haughty Ojou-sama dragon to fuck you in every position with every hole to show you just how superior she is.
She'll make you a slave to the pleasure she brings. Just ignore her panting and the fact that she's had at least twelve orgasms in the process of giving you five.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630246
But how will you stand against mighty pauldrons? The Order is the one true path, why not just give up monstergirls and find a nice paladin waifu instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630266
I'm still going to lay there when she's spent and inform her that using me as a pleasure toy still doesn't make a majority of the world know or care about her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629918
Well then, have something pretty vanilla and lazy before I hit the sack

>Work as a barista in a café owned by an Arachne aptly called "The Spider's Parlour"
>She makes you wear the full bartender get-up with the button down vest, black pants, and shirt
>Tends to let out a 'pupupu' style laugh when the monster patrons find it fascinating you're working for a species who gets absolutely shitfaced when drinking coffee
"Ah... I can see it now."
>Kitsune with slanted, closed eyes smiles at you one day
"You must be very special to her if she made you that uniform. Though I bet she's too stubborn to admit it."
>Arachne getting absolutely flustered and blushing beet red as the fox lets out an 'ara ara'
"Don't worry, little seamstress. I already have my hubby."
>Work proceeds mostly normal after that until closing hours, when you pass her a latté, the foam styled in the shape of a Heart
>TFW Arachne is flustered until your wedding day, refusing coffee until your honeymoon where it takes her getting drunk to actually be comfortable with a good old tsundere destroying dickings

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630274
Well great, now she's crying.
Way to be a jerk, jerk.

[Anonymous No.]

I demand that anons stop posting Automatons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630295
Welp, time to stroke her hair then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630296
only if we can add loli to the list

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630296
Anything else you want to stop being posted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630309
Liches, Kitsunes and Wights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630259
She's plump and busty with an ass wider than your face.

>>16630297
Now she's crying while hugging you.
Way to go anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630296
>>16630303

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630320
Hrrrrnnnnng
I want her to completely forget I'm down there

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630329
Stop this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630320
Thanks.
I'll keep stroking he hair then and wait for her to calm down.

Now that she's accepted that she isn't the one the world cares about, we can get her to toning down her pride to a more controlled level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630296
Your opinion has been noted and disregarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630296
Nothing wrong with posting the best girl from MGE2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630345
She's too perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630334
Or else?
>>16630345
Automatons are a lovely species and have potential on par with Familiars.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628692
How was working with this artist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630257
I know there are people here who would disagree, but I can't help lusting for the beautiful charcoal wolfu, her gap moe potential and wanting her underneath me.

>>16630261
There's something in that which makes a part of me want it, even though I shouldn't. Somehow this conversation made me remember an another conversation in /mgt/ from years ago about wight ryona that was even more of a mix of taboo appeal and "do not want".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630353
Or else I'll be sad because I know I will never have any of those girls in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630359
spooky

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to swing by the Golem stores, they're running a sale on cuddling models as the final days of winter come to a close

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630390
>Golem stores
anyone have a link to the lava golem/geologist story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630382
Yeah, I would rather not head into the physical abuse part. I wouldn't get flayers to remove those thoughts out of me, but I would leave them only in my head, even with monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630392
Got you fampai!
http://pastebin.com/ABHvnbe5

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630359
where do i even stick it in? does she even understand human love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630398
Thanks! I lost it when the thread ended. I hope it's continued.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630383
Well too bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630410
RockGuy here, yeah I'm working on adding the next entry. Please be patient, I had a bit of work over the past few days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630410
Oh no problem.
>>16630413
Sweet! take your time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630417
Honestly I'm just glad people liked my story. And pleasantly surprised at that. I hope you guys like my next part, I'll post in thread when it's done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630413
>Please be patient
Sorry, I wasn't even sure if that was your plan, or if it was a one-off. Take your time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630419
Its fun! Like people have been saying its nice when people just post fun stories and don't care about whether or not their any of the big name writefags or anything. I'm a bit biased considering I'm head over heels for Lava Golem, but still even so it's cool seeing the blend of actual science and cuteness!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630419
>I'm just glad people liked my story
You captured the lava golem really well. That part about him getting wrapped up and enjoying it fit perfectly, and made me envious. Not everyone tries to stay true to a girls more interesting traits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630419
I definitely did, I'm glad you did it and that it turned out so well. I was only able to catch a few of the geological references based on my rudimentary education on it, but it was definitely a fun read!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630431
>I could feel her melt begin to enclose me and the strangest sensations of comfort and warmth washed over me. I could feel myself desiring more and more to be covered by her.
Fuck, I know right? So hot. That must feel like bliss... And the fun really begins once you've surrendered to it. Lava golems are just amazing. Like the best parts of a slime and yeti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630425
I didn't mean for it to come off like that. I was eager in making a series where I would try to analyze what they would be like from different magmatic origin sites and giving them fitting personalities as well as appropriate physical appearances, so there's a bit of planning to go along with the story planning.

>>16630429
Glad you think so!

>>16630431
I'm always open to suggestions. If I make an inconsistency or other such mistake feel free to give me a suggestion on what I did wrong so I can make sure the story stays true to the source material as much as possible. I want my readers to be able to enjoy it

>>16630433
Well I'm glad you had a fun time, maybe you'll learn some more things in my next entry, stay tuned!

[Anonymous No.]

It's nice to see new writefaggotry get a warm (A-huck) reception.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630361
Different anon here, but I just got through final negotiations and paying for a commission from them. So far it's been good, they've been decently fast in replying and say they should be done with a preliminary sketch in few days.

On a slightly unrelated note, Gazerfag sure does have a nice list of artists' commission info saved on DA. That's a dangerous thing, that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630450
Thanks buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630446
Bet you think that joke was hot, huh!
>>16630440
Its probably more information than you care to receive, but I was fascinated with the part about silica causing lava to slow down. I'll have to reevaluate the notion of bringing Lava Golem waifu onto the beach in the future

[Anonymous No.]

How will a slav kiki react to a siberian jinko maid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630471
>[angry Kiki noises]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630471
They would make funny maid and combat things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630359
A Roper?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630471
>More maids
Please, god, no more, the horror, the horror...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630499
>Nurefag has maid PTSD
Way to go anons. Ya buncha fucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630499
Seems to me that you need some brain massages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630510
I'm not gonna lie, that escalated quickly. I'm pretty sure like, five different demon lords showed up. And like, a hundred paladinmaids. Someone got stabbed with a trident.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630515
It was like 'If you give a mouse a cookie' only with monstergirl maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630510
Post Traumatic Service-industry Disorder, aye, something like that.
>>16630511
I'll skip the tentacles and stick with regular old full body massage baths in my waifu, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630521
If you give a maid a master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630485
>>16630491
The mastah gets his own maid service as well as bodyguards! Did you know that the Kiki is a certified expert marksman with a pistol? She's even got a mosin nagant in the backyard!

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>>16630552
That kiki spunds pretty amazing, though I woulpd not resist playing with her floppy ears even if she has a stern look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630450
>>16630361
It was great, their prices where reasonable and sent me updated sketches pretty regularly.

They where also very open to any ideas I had about things, and where totally cool with adding Miia's ring halfway into the final stages of the picture when I woke up one night realizing I forgot to mention it.

I would definitely recommend

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>>16630552
>Someone tries to rob the house at night
>they got intel on how anon has a maid and a stone cold bodyguard
>enters the house, finds the Jinko sleeping
>tie her arms around her back and to a post, she groggily wakes up and eeps timidly
>Thief laughs and says she was pretty pathetic for a bodyguard
>"But... I is not bodyguard!"
>Thief feels a barrel slowly press against the back of his neck with a low subdued angry chirping

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630562
Thanks you too buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630552
>>16630572
>Jinko is a big, buff musclecat but with the personality of a bubbly, girly and timid maid
>Kiki is a small thin cutie but with the personality of a hardcore assassin bodyguard
I'd read the manga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630562
That is great to hear. They seemed very receptive to my rather uncommon tastes and I can't wait to see how the first sketch turns out.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw crayonfag is fucking dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630596
That's what happens when you eat crayon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630596
literally?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630577
After all, the best hunters work in pairs. And what is a maid but an hunter of uncleanliness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630636
>"Da, keekee! You is so cutes when you says these kind of things! I coulds just eating you up~!"
>"S-shut up Jinko. I am assassin of men. You are assassin of mold and misplaced laundry."
>"Ohh, keekee, so silly!"
>Grumbling mai- assassin noises

[Anonymous No.]

>>16627219
I thought riddles were Anubis's thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630647
That Kiki might be swift and deadly, but can she escape THE TICKLE MONSTER?! FICKI FICKI!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630647
Every good sniper has a spotter, after all.

>>16630649
You're thinking of the Sphinx. Anubises (Anubi?) dealt with the already-dead, didn't they? Weighing of hearts or something?

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>>16630647
How does a kiki get into assassination work anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630655
Yeah, Anubis would weigh the souls of the dead (which was in the heart) to see if they'd be allowed to pass onto the afterlife. Sphinx's are the riddlers who instead of fucking you, they would eat you if you got it wrong..

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630655
Weigher of maat, keeper of burial secrets and enforcer of curses, generally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630654
>"JINKO OF STOPPINGS THIS NOW I SWEARS"
>"Dohoho! Who has floppy ears, its keekee! Ficki ficki ficki!"
And then the Kiki does some crazy judo flip to put the Jinko into what looks like an extremely painful contorted armbar hold but the Jinko just pouts that she's no fun
>>16630655
Very good point. Though when a seven and change foot Bigcat in a traditional maid outfit excitedly stands up and yells 'THERE I SEES HIM!' it's not exactly discreet.
>>16630664
Number one rule about old country, you don't ask questions about old country

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630664
It's just cleaning work.

[Anonymous No.]

where is my mantis shrimp monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630672
So she's on the run.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629592
>Call 800-11-FLAYER
Now I want to see a Mindflayer version of that '1-800-COME-ON-NOW' reaction pic.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna pat a ryu's head and tell her she's doing good work. And then I want to stroke her cheeks and her horns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630703
I want to rest my face between a Ryu's tits while she rubs the back of my head with one hand and hugs me with the other arm and ara aras.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630695
Under the sea

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>>16630703
Ryus look so... eh.
I would love to lazy around a big lonely one, just bullying her here and there and playing with that orb she carries I'm not talking about her chest and just rolling around her shrine.
Maybe play tictactoe with the Hebis.

[Anonymous No.]

So how do you feel of short stack MGs making sad attempts at proactive dating? It's not a real bunnygirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630729
But anon that orb is one of the dragon balls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630733
You know the drill, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630741
Yes I know, she has two others. But still that wouldn't stop me from rolling around the place and playing with it. Maybe I would draw a face and give him a name.
He'll be my son and the Ryu his mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630672
Those to must be a handful for their mastah. Or maybe he'd tease the kiki as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630733
I meant to post this page as the sad attempt

[Anonymous No.]

IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!!! LET'S PARTY!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630672
>Though when a seven and change foot Bigcat in a traditional maid outfit excitedly stands up and yells 'THERE I SEES HIM!' it's not exactly discreet.
That's when she throws the kiki and, by proxy, her seventeen knives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630798
'no'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630733
>>16630795
I demand to know what this is from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630700
You can think whatever you want to think as long as isn't a question about old country.
>>16630793
They keep the place clean and he feels safe, and despite some sister-like bickering with each other they're great company I'm sure.
>>16630799
See and there's the added bonus, when the Kiki's done using the knives the Jinko happily collects them and cleans them of any gore or viscera so they're spic and span for further use.
Its a symbiotic relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630805
Okay...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630798
Every hour is happy hour!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630493
Anemone

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>>16630848
I don't know anon, you'd have to be pretty lonely to drink all alone out of your tittties like that.

[Anonymous No.]

How do fluffypaw girls wear wedding rings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630880
I'm sure she'd pass you a straw if you asked nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630880
It's a neat bar trick to lure men though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630848
I want to drink out of my waifu's breasts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630888
I don't have tits though anon, I'm not about to spill booze all down my front.

>>16630890
It doesn't seem to be working anon, she looks so lonely.

[Anonymous No.]

Your Dullahan adoptive momster comes out from the laundry room and gives you this look, what do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630898
I-I don't know!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630898
>steal her head
>run into my room and lock the door
>cuddle her head while I just lay in bed and try to forget about my horrible day at work today

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630887
The same way normal girls do anon, they'd just have to get bigger ones.

Lately I've been thinking about this too, with the amount of times my waifu and I change clothing and wear different outfits and costumes, collars would just get annoying to change every time we change clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630903
Aww. I bet her body would silently go out and change into something more modest then come in and hug you tight anon. You could rest in the body's arms while you hug the head in your arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630887
they get big rings or collars
depending on who those fluffy paws are attached to, you might get a collar as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>16624376
Uncensored version where?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630913
https://rakkunsfw.tumblr.com/post/156414761738

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630901
You, on the other hand, are gonna get aggressively kabemomed against the couch while she asks how your day was, not noticing that one of her big tiddies has popped out of her outfit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630898
Go back to fucking my Dullahan step sister because momcest a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630919
Too lewd, too lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630811
I'm investigating, and so far it's something from Comic Anthurium 2016-12.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630917
Hot. What is the name of this position/technique? I need more images of it. For research purposes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630927
You gonna get ara'd. Hard. Be prepared for her to ask if you can 'help her make her bed'
>>16630925
Just make sure you don't get their bodies mixed up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630940
Cowgirl/mating press

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630940
Amazoness

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630925
>because momcest a shit.
There are so many things inherently wrong with this statement, but I can't counter with any arguments because all I see and feel is ANGER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630939
Now we're getting somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630939
>open exhentai
>copy-paste "Comic Anthurium 2016-12"
>first result
https://exhentai.org/g/1034406/31652747f7/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630811
>>16630939
[Neriume] Yumemiru Rabbit
e-hentai.org/g/1034406/31652747f7/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630947
Whatever you say Freud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630925
>pic

Yeah.. No one will notice that the head is missing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630947
Brotherrrr

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630944
I guess I could help make her bed, don't know why she would need help for that kind of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630952
That's the ticket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630947
>>16630961
Patricians.
Which MGs make the best adoptive momsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630972
Troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630718
I want to relax with her during a mild summer day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630972
Weresheep

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630741
>>16630755
If I collect all of them, will I be able to summon the prime god Ryu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630953
You know nothing about me. I love momcest because all the mothers in the scenario are 100000 times better than my mother could ever dream of being.
She's basically a brainwashed Christian Sheila Broflowski from South Park. 300 pounds and all.

>>16630972
Something dangerous so that she gets scared of hurting me when all I want is to be snu-snu'd through the floor.

>>16630961
DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS?!?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630972
Holstaurs, Holstaurs, and more Holstaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

Loving Hellhound mommydom.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Pharoah, Dragon, Lilim, and Baphomet Onee san to dom me together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630972
1. Holstaur
2. Mothman
3. >>16630974
4. Apsara
Something like that. It really is Holstaur at the top though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630983
Whatever you say Freud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630989
Oh hey anon, I was wondering where you went.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630988
I literally felt the jolt of electricity travel from my brain, down my spine, and into my dick when I read this.
Thank you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630972
You can't spell mother without moth.

[Anonymous No.]

WHY is there no art of a Lich cosplaying Raven?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631000

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630983
YEP
>Something dangerous so that she gets scared of hurting me when all I want is to be snu-snu'd through the floor
I like your angle. I'm a fan more of the slow nurturing 'one thing leads to another' type.
God I fucking love momsters. Best breakfast in bed ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630996
No problem anon!

It's a pity that having a waifu means only having one species. I wouldn't trade my waifu for the world, but I'd be lying if I said she could fulfill every single one of my fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631002
Because her basic look and personality is that of Raven but without the leotard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630983
>Spoiler
So totally the same then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631011
>but without the leotard.
That's the best part though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631003
>she's getting a full imageset for winning that poll
My body and dick have never been so ready.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631014
Yeah just replace judaism with southern baptist and you get the idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631017
>she's getting a full imageset for winning that poll
HOLD UP. WHAT YOU SAY NIGGA?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631017
Didn't the lava golem win?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630974
I can totally see it. They just exhume gentle motherliness.
>>16630976
>Big fluffy ara-ara weresheep that sneaks hugs with you while you're asleep and wishes she could do it while you were awake
Nice
>>16630983
So something like an Oni or a Minotaur?
>>16630987
>>16630988
Aww yiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631023
Buck held a poll with all their OCs, winner will get 'a full nsfw image set (you know like the visual novel ones), super quality'
Mothest won pretty handily though Lava Golem was close behind
>>16631027
http://www.strawpoll.me/12347387/r
Mothest won by 10 votes, Lava golem was close though

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631028
>So something like an Oni or a Minotaur?
I was thinking more like a Manticore or a Ushi-Oni oyakodon situation.

>>16631034
This is the greatest thing I've heard all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631039
>Manticore or a Ushi-Oni oyakodon situation
Ho man, I see you live dangerously

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631016
>Lich in a Leotard
You raise a good point.

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me guys who here would totally slut it up if monstergirls became real?
>I have no shame in saying I would whore myself out or join a brothel pretty fucking fast if the portals were to open

[Anonymous No.]

>ANON! What is best in life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630989
> Baphomet Onee san

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631047
I'd only slut it up for and after I met my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631054
Daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631054
Three-way cuddling with my waifu and our daughteru!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631064
That girl could just as easily be that man's waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631080
Maybe he's a daughteru dicker and she sort of is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631080
But anon! Waifus don't get upsies! Only daughterus do! Waifus get "adult upsies" which is just suspended congress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631098
I don't know anon, my waifu goes nuts for when I pick her up and carry her around in my arms like I do with our daughteru. As long as nobody else sees that is, she's so embarrassed at even the thought of anyone else knowing how much she likes it when I treat her like a puppy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631034
>Buck
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631054
Hot water, good dentishtry and shoft lavatory paper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631109
An artist whomst regularly draws monstergirls among other things

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631064
THIS MAN SPEAKETH THE TRUTH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631148
But what about adoptive little sisters to have platonic relations with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631148
Kanna is the best. Hands down.
She'll grow to be a fine mother one day.

[Anonymous No.]

Writefags, drawfags, waifufags, other assorted fags, what are you working on right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631216
Working on that second entry of the Lava Golem study

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630972
Wisps. Bitter, angry at the world, and absolutely determined not to let her pure cinnamon bun child be ruined by an unfair reality. She won't be super soft or cuddly, but a kid who doesn't have their original family already has problems and likely relationship issues. She might be awkward at home, unsure of how to do the 'warm and comforting' thing. Be that as it may, you will NEVER see more of a soccer mom than the crazy ghost lady shouting death threats at the ref. She'll be so supportive of whatever hobby makes you happy, no asshat adult will stand in the way of your hobbies.

She'll go to war for you, and a defensive person like that is what a lonely kid needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628626
>Red Slime
>Large Mouse
>Lich (fucking what)
>Mandragora

It looks like the mouse and the lich decided to switch jobs the time around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631216
Waiting to see the preliminary sketch for commission number 5.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631216
An update on the waifu daki's backside, straight from Loen!

http://i.imgur.com/tXEaQN8.jpg

If the backside of the daki goes the NSFW route, I might stop posting it, or post censored versions. My commissions are dwindling down, I think it's just Loen with the daki, and one other artist doing an extra bonus thingie for me.

One more group picture may be up in the future, but truthfully right now I wanna save some money for both all the MGE books coming out this comiket (Holy shit there's a ton), and the daki (Printing it will be about $150 for it's 7'5'' size? Though I heard there's another daki site that might do it cheaper, so I'll look into them). I would love to get a waifu pic for our Anniversary in May though!

On a less related note I just watched the entire LotR trilogy with Miiafag, Jesus was that long. But it was fun, is there anything you think from that universe KC can put in MGE? Like a Hobbit/Halfling, or Balrog or something? Or maybe a Not!Smaug that's a feline-like dragon, like the animated movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631216
A new chapter of Burning edge, as far as monster girl related stuff goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631246
Are all you waifufags secretly friends or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631216
No one cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628626
> Knight: Dark Priest
So Darkness form KonoSuba?
> Mage: Ushi-Oni
Is this one of those "I cast FIST!" types?
> Rogue: Mershark
This isn't an aquatic campaign, lady. They're fighting a Griffon, good lord.
> Healer: Dark Valkyrie
Where were you when we needed a real knight? What healing skills do you have that don't involve making someone "feel good" anyway?

I get the feeling that the Fallen God wants me with 2/4 of the party being aligned to her. The others seem... lost, failing to understand their role or goals here. The good news, I guess, is that they'll make such a scene that the Griffon would eventually feel bad and tell me to go so she can get some peace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631263
It seems you do not speak for the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631250
Looking forward to it, Beast. I need my fix of bitchy princess turned bitchin' warrior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631253
>Secretly

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631268
No one cares about what I'M doing, smartass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631253
>>16631270
Yeah, they've gotten multiple commissions of their waifus and even their kids together.
KDF doesn't seem to be part of the group though, but that's pretty understandable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631273
Oh shit, I'm sorry. Ignore me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631233
> no need to breathe
> can float silently about
> cold means no thermal detection
> knowledge of old tombs, caves, and ruins from experience, can navigate

Seems to me you underestimate her at your own peril. Undead loli will secret you away from your captor and the rest of the party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631216
Beelzebutt

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631278
Pls no bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631269
I still want to know what she's going to turn into.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628626
>Jabberwock
the onee-san in shining armor!
>Undine
the calm/cool watery healer.
>Mantis
the silence yet overly protective rouge.
>Mindlayer
and the mage I guess?

solid team look forward to seeing who wins

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631307
I say Jinko or salamander, given the claws she used on that guys face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631327
>>Mindlayer
>mage
I want her to lay my mind, if you know what I mean. I hope she's a chuuni.

[Anonymous No.]

If a fellow anon trusted you with looking after his monster girl daughter you wouldn't do anything bad, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631464
I certainly wouldn't cunttease her! That would be extremely mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631467
That's kind of you.
I know a perverted anon who would make her sit on his lap while they play video game so that his boner pokes her, so lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631486
That's horrible. It's almost as bad as hotdogging her with a condom on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628626
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Bicorn
>Bicorn Knight

OK. Very fitting.

>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Mershark
>Mage Mershark

Very well explains how she can be on land

>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Elf
>Dark Elf Rouge

Also very fitting.

>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Griffon
>Griffon Healer

Wait. What?

OK. So the bicorn formed a party to same me and in return the bicorn will form a harem. The griffon who abducted me will become jealous and will also ask to join the harem after being defeated.

In the end I am fucked, literally and in a go way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631464
I won't. She will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631501
>getting molested by your friend's young daughter
Shameful, anon. She's going to tease you forever about it if you let yourself get raped and husbando'd by her now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631501
>>16631514
>Anon enters a deep depression because he is getting blackmailed by his friend's daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631521
>Don't be sad, uncle! I won't tell anyone how you came the moment a little girl touched your dick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631464
>Fellow anon
>someone out here
>fellow
ohyou.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631528
>There there uncle, there's nothing wrong with premature ejaculation!
>There's actually a lot of girls who like that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631528
Poor Anon, he just wanted to help out his friend by watching his daughter and now he has become her personal sex toy

>>16631530
I like to think that once 2017 happen and we all get waifus we'll all settle down in quiet suburbs and enjoy peaceful family lives

[Anonymous No.]

Bugs are for ________.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631538
Is this daughter mean or sweet? I could see both working out, but being enslaved by a sweet, nice, good girl would be more amusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631542
Hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631542
Laying eggs inside Paladin-chans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631542
Hugs not fugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631464
Nope. Never. In fact I'd have my daughterus and, if she's available, waifu on hand to help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631514
>>16631521
I'm more worried about when I tell him.

"Buddy, I need to tell you something. Your daughter is raping me"
>"...You're fucking my daughter!?!"
"Well if you put it that way, it looks like I am at fault"
>"YOU'RE FUCKING MY DAUGHTER!?"
"Hey! I thought Hellhound parents are proud when they find out their daughter is raping a man. And let me tell you again, She's RAPING ME!"
>"HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO HER! SHE'S ONLY 14!!"
"YEAH! SHE'S 14! WHICH IS WHY I AM SO AMAZE WHEN SHE PINNED ME DOWN THOUGHT OUT THE ENTIRE ORDEAL! AND REMEMBER. SHE. RAPED ME!"
>"You know what. I'm over this. You are not allowed to see her or any of my family ever again!"
"Yeah as if that would stop her."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631546
Depends on the species but knowing how many sluts we have on this thread most of them would be mean
Sluts can't properly educate their children

>>16631565
That sounds so cute, Anon, his wife and his daughter looking over another anon's daughter
The daughters would become best friend in a flash

>>16631578
I'd be proud if my daughter started raping young, that shows just how mature she is for her age

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631591
Sluts give their children the idea that men are subservient to women. They grow up watching their father submit to their mother in every way and start thinking that they can do that to the boy they like, too. It's even worse for the daughters of those Anubis bullying footjob maniacs. They're going to think that demeaning and dick stomping are displays of affection!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631599
> that one yeti girl that went home crying when a boy wouldn't hug her and said she had cooties
> the vampire delinquent that got called to the principal's office after biting her crush
> the Oomukade that won't come to school and would rather be a hikki like her mom
> the Dark Matter daughteru that caused a local fuss when paladin families protested her attending the same school as humans

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631591
>The daughters would become best friend in a flash

That's good. I want anon to trust me.

>Sluts can't properly educate their children

I'm offended and that's mean.

>>16631599
But is this a bad thing? Because although my daughterus will see me being a sub to their mother as they're growing up. That can't really affect them badly? Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631614
>loli Anubis tries to ask her crush out
>W-worthless seed like yours will never get inside me!
>the boy looks confused
>Scum like y-you deserve to spill it on the s-sand!
>the boy looks angry and starts walking away
>the Anubis is left confused
>the next day she starts hearing rumors that she's a bully
>no boys will talk to her anymore

[Anonymous No.]

Big spider booty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631627
It's called abdomen, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631630
I'm talking about booty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631613
>The Tanuki that won't stop threatening to sue her teacher over every little thing
> The Succubus in counseling with crippling depression knowing she is too vanilla to be interesting to the boys
> The Centaur who has a 'fatty' complex over not fitting into amusement park rides, airplanes, and movie theater seats
> The best friend trio of Kiki, Shog, and Nure slowly drifting apart after high school and realizing that the right mastah is a lot harder to find than expected
> The Jinko who is actually a girly girl, but feels like nothing frilly and cute would look good on her and thus avoids it
> The Lively, chipper Lich that makes it her goal in life to invent a "Christmas Demon Realm" and generate a land of endless presents and seasonal cheer
> The Cheshire that actually desperately wants attention and affection, and memes in lieu of social skills

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631599
Exactly
Sluts give birth to rapists, and rapists turn innocent men into sluts
It's an endless cycle of lewdness

>>16631614
>I'm offended and that's mean.
Don't take it so badly
Your daughter can lead a happy and fulfilling life even she doesn't receive a proper education

>>16631623
That is when she joins the delinquents and does this to her crush
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5kuM6iUYAAlW9Z.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631542
>fluttering antennae
WE HAVE A MAN DOWN

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631623
Well, we'll find a boy for her.

>>16631644
>proper education

What you trying to say? Huh? That s daughteru raised by a sub man will be stupid? Wrongly educated? Do you even hear how disgusting your words are?

It doesn't matter what the parents get up to in the bedroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631644
>Anubis delinquent forcibly stomps on her crush' dick
>She keeps doing it until he can't cum without feeling her rough paw pads grinding on him
>Her organization skills let the frustrated delinquents team up effectively to get all their crushes
>Even the bitter third-year Cyclops finally gets to vag her childhood friend who hasn't spoken to her since they started middle school and he wanted to leave his nerdy past behind
Hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631667
See, a lot of good can come out of just a little trampling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631664
By education I mean having proper human manners, knowing consent, taking into consideration the boy's feelings, etc...

You can't tell me that a slut's daughter wouldn't replicate what her mother does nor would she have respect for men

>>16631667
>>16631686
Rape is the quickest and most effective way to get to a man's heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631686
>coolguy getting pulled back out of the light by a mojyo Cyclops
>forced to play games in the dark sitting in her lap
>being cuddlefucked against his will every night when she livestreams
>a flurry of donations every time he cums all over her big eye
>they make enough money from livestreaming to never have to go outside
>eventually his coolness fades away and he becomes the NEET he would have been if he'd always stayed with her
>all that work was for nothing
This is not good, anon. It's wrong to do something like this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631701
>By education I mean having proper human manners, knowing consent, taking into consideration the boy's feelings, etc...

Anon. Me and my waifu would teach our daughterus all of that. Especially correct manners. They're very smart girls and should realize that what mommy and daddy do in the bedroom, is not how they act outside of it. We teach our daughterus well and how to get a husband once they've matured enough.

>You can't tell me that a slut's daughter wouldn't replicate what her mother does nor would she have respect for men

My daughterus would have respect for people. Because we'd teach them that. And are you implying my waifu doesn't have respect for me? Don't assume we don't teach our daughterus what's right, anon.

Don't assume we don't teach our daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631706
I hope that the Anubis would be smart enough to ge the Cyclops to start filming a porn series starting from the kidnapping. I bet "Popular Schoolboy's Mindbreak into a NEET Cumpump by his Scorned Childhood Friend" would be a bestseller.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631706
Absolutely terrible, this is like one of those bad end that you get from rejecting the yandere girl

>>16631722
Well, if you are so passionate about it you might be the exception to the rule

I am a slut too and I know for a fact that I'd let my daughters treat men like cattle who need to be milked for their own good

>>16631743
That would start an entire industry and no boy would be safe
We need to put in place laws against this

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631749
>I am a slut too and I know for a fact that I'd let my daughters treat men like cattle who need to be milked for their own good

Atleast you're a man of intelligence and reasoning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631749
>no boy would be safe
They'd just have to make sure to teach all those newfangled social skills to their childhood friend and make her popular too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631749
>We need to put in place laws against this

I'd still sneak behind back alleys to buy "Innocent little dunce gets graped in the bathroom"

[Anonymous No.]

>Not raising your daughters to be unaware that penises even exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631749
>this is like one of those bad end that you get from rejecting the yandere girl
You should treat yandere girls right. You deserve everything you get if you reject them. Having a happy yandere waifu is the ultimate happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631764
Yeah. That's what I'd be doing. I'd raise my daughterus pure and I wouldn't let them go off and find a husband until they're atleast 18.

Now I think about it, the way my waifu acts could have an impact on them. She's very dominant and likes to assert herself as the head of the house so this could be a good skill for some husbands out there. They obviously still treat men with respect like my waifu does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631764
Good look with that, monster girls are born with the sexual knowledge of a veteran pornstar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631754
Thank you, that means a lot

>>16631757
Bad things tend to happen when you try to turn a reserved girl into a popular one

>>16631759
Is it part of the GRAPED series?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631784
>Bad things tend to happen when you try to turn a reserved girl into a popular one
Like what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631706
... I didn't know how much I wanted this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631667
Stomping/trampling just doesn't do it for me. I don't like pain. And all I can think of is the webm where it's some chick crushing a dudes balls, and when he cums it's a mixture of jizz and blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631782
She's going to grow up believing that you only do that sort of stuff with your family, and that anyone who isn't family trying to do those things is trying to take her away from her family.
Ain't nobody sullying that tiny, feathered clone of her mother but me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631784
>Is it part of the GRAPED series?

Yup. GRAPED.com™

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631764
Oh, so that's why you have all those CC monster girls who have never seen a dick in their lives

I don't think that's a good thing to do, the lack of sex would be heavy on her moral even if she doesn't know about it

>>16631782
It's instinctual not actual knowledge and with enough years of purity she'd slowly forget about it too

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631784
>GRAPED series
I prefer the STOMPED series, where they first show the girl doing sprints and jogging and getting her paws pampered and then running down an unsuspecting boy and trampling him dry. The first part really gets me going for the actual porn section.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631795
>Ain't nobody sullying that tiny, feathered clone of her mother but me.
I want to judge you but loli harpies are cute so I can see the appeal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631801
Sounds hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631800
>CC monster girls who have never seen a dick in their lives
Those are my fetish and I'm grateful to all parents who produce them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631805
I also like the sequel bits where they show the couple a couple of years later. My favorite is the one where the Fennec kitsune wins a half marathon and her husband congratulates her immediately by letting her stomp him until the organizers pull her off and carry her to the podium.

[Anonymous No.]

KC tweeting a lot but no powering up, where's automaton?

I want her to be official so that the nips will start drawing her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631790
They try way too hard to be accepted by everyone and it causes them to become much more NEETy when they are at home
Do you really want to care after a girl who mentally exhausts herself every time she goes out because she doesn't want people to think that you are friend with such a loser, and then when she gets home all she does in eat junk food, watch anime, play video games and shitpost on the internet?

>>16631801
>15 minutes of sweaty, glistening Anubis showing off her fit body
>Cheesy transition to her having a reason to step on the boy's dick
>30 minutes of hardcore, uncensored stomping with close ups

It would sell millions of copies

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631825
>>Cheesy transition to her having a reason to step on the boy's dick
>her friends tell her that the boy called her slow and she has to punish him
>the boy comes up to her and confesses to her and she has to find of if he's serious about her
>she catches the boy sneaking out of the girls' locker room with her sweaty thigh-highs
The possibilities are endless!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631825
Not in MGC- the focus would be on the victim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631825
>Do you really want to care after a girl who
Yes! I'd cook for her, bathe her, massage her, do her hair and makeup in the morning... Her happiness is my only concern.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631837
>>she catches the boy sneaking out of the girls' locker room with her sweaty thigh-highs

Who wouldn't? I'd sniff them and become addicted to them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631845
I'd love to have an athletic Anubis wrap her sweaty thigh-highs around my face and force me to sniff them with every breath while she trod on my dick. She might think it's a punishment, but I'd give anything to have her do it to me every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631852
I'd give anything for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631767
100% agreed
Yandere monster girls are a blessing and rejecting one is a crime against humanity

>>16631843
Good man
>do her hair and makeup in the morning
You'd go as far as learning how to do makeup for her? You definitely deserve your own NEET monster girl
Would you buy a male cosplay to indulge in some of her more shameful fantasies?

>>16631845
>>16631852
Anubis pheromones are very arousing and extremely addictive
Sniff them at your own risk

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631797
That site should be shut down for abusing boys in their videos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631855
I want to get addicted to my childhood friend Anubis' pheromones after stealing her panties once and have to beg her for more dirty underwear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631855
>Sniff them at your own risk

Oh I'll become her little scent pup. Making me cum just from her pheromones. I'd be completely at her mercy and she can take me on as her servant!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take a Salamander drive Harleys across the country!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631870
>>16631873
I bet making boys unable to cum without sniffing her would be a top fantasy for monster girls. They'd love to make a boy masturbate furiously for hours before finally mounting his face and having him cum immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631877
Yes! I want her to get me so hooked I can't cum unless I smell/feel her. That sounds fantastic though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631880
It'd be a popular Mindflayer treatment for the girls who don't produce that sort of pheromones, too. You could get your brain fried so you couldn't even get it up unless you looked your Cyclops waifu in the eye and couldn't cum unless you were kissing her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631883
Now I think about it. Mindflayers would be popular girls at school. MGs always coming up to her and asking her to flat the boy she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631877
>>16631880
You guys are the sluttiest sluts on here

>>16631883
Why go directly to a flayer when a few months of conditioning will do the trick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631890
>mean girl gets her former bully victim flayed so he thinks they were childhood friends

[Anonymous No.]

>/mgt/ in charge of parenting
I bet all of those daughterus would rebel and become subs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631892
>You guys are the sluttiest sluts on here

I wear that with pride and I'd love for the Anubis to call me a slut for her scent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631896
My daughter can be whatever she wants, even a landwhale feminist!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631892
It's not slutty to be dedicated to your waifu, anon. That's the opposite of sluttiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631896
Just like her mother!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631896
Nope. Never for my daughterus. I'd train them as good dominant girls who take charge of every situation and get themselves house husbands. I only ever let my daughterus marry subs.

And my daughterus would never rebel because they're tought better than that. They love their parents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629826
Nothing wrong with being known for what you like to write about. Go ahead anon, bring the love of bugs to the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631896
I wouldn't mind my adoptive dragon daughteru becoming a sub for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631923
I'd love for my orphaned niece to dominate me after I adopt her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631923
Me too

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631930
That's perfectly fine too, what matters is that you love her.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it possible to waifu the demon lord?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631943
No, but it's possible to be husbando'd by the demon lord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631941
Wide Zombie Dragon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631943
That would be NTR Anon so no

>>16631946
That would also be NTR

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631951
How?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631923
Adopted monstergirls are for dicking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631955
Because the Demon Lord is canonically married to some legendary hero or whatever, their union is what caused MGE's setting to even exist as it is now and their constant perpetual babymaking is the reason why there are Lilims how do you not know all this already?

[Anonymous No.]

Undead are for facesitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631964
I wish for a Lich Demon Lord. I bet she'd be a better ruler than some fuckgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631964
Dancing Queen
You can dance
You can da-ance
Having the time of your life~

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631960
Oh you mean that. I was referring to becoming a legendary hero

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631960
This isn't a MGE thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631969
Without that fuckgirl, your lich would eventually decay into a skeleton. And not the sexy kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631969
I wish for a Lich Holst demon Wight who's best friends with my OC Lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631950
I want to 16:9 a wide Dragon Zombie

[Anonymous No.]

Ｄｉｄ　ｓｏｍｅｂｏｄｙ　ｓａｙ　ｗｉｄｅ？

[Anonymous No.]

Beware the Legendary Super Wyvern! Her lust is maximum!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632070
Wyverns have nice armpits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632070
I'm still going to bully her, she isn't even a real dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632079
>liking armpits
BROTHER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632085
I bet they taste nice. And they look really /fit/. All that flapping and flying must make them quite nice.

>>16632080
>wyverns
>not real dragons

What

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632085
I want to rape a Cyclops' flabby armpit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632094
I'd rather do it to her gut so I can look at her eyes while she's filled with shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632112
>filled with shame
I think she'd be glad to have someone rape her lewd navel, anon. It's closer to getting it put inside than she ever thought she'd come.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632127
Still won't stop her from being a useless sack of fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632138
I'd have fun with her useless sacks of fat, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16629835
It depends on the location. Is she being comfy at home, elegant at court, or indomitable on the battlefield?

If it's the first, not very. If it's the second, it's less cool and more elegant. If it's the third, think a mix between the Lich King and Sauron

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632143
It'd be the only good thing she has....well, that and her huge rear and lovely personality, although I'll keep that last one secret when I keep prank sending her hathor-cheese pizzas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632155
She's got that big, fat eye to cum in, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632155
>Hathor cheese

Those poor mice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632158
Well yeah, why else would one use her chest?

>>16632161
What?
Does she have mice friends I can bully?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sniff a mouse girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl is most fit to be my Mistress?
I want to be collared and turned into her obedient sex pet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632163
Don't bully cyclops or mice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632170
>I want to be collared and turned into her obedient sex pet.

Good man. I want that aswell. I'd say the following make good mistresses

>Pharoah
>Wight
>Manticore
>Lilims
>Vampire

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a popular, handsome guy and molest my gloomy, plain Cyclops childhood friend after school every day. I'd use her to fulfill all my fetishes that I could never let the popular girls who fawn all over me find out about. I'd fuck her armpits, kneepits, butt and thighs and finish in her eye, her ears, her nostrils and her navel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632171
I'm gonna!
I'm gonna bully the chunky mice and cyclopses by getting them nothing but hathorite foods and making them play video games or watch movies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632170
What >>16632177 said.

Otohime is also a good option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632170
Vamp Mosquito

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632182
Why do you disgusting bullies do this to poor Cyclops?

Are you trying to compensate for something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632184
Otohimes can't be haughty though since nobody likes them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632070
>Her lust is maximum!
It's a bad idea to put all your points into lust. What if someone gets lust resistance and beat her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632171
A Cyclops just want to handle a man's "sword" with her hands.
Not be this degraded. ...right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632189
How is that bullying? She loves every moment of it. She's going to love it even more when the popular girls come up to me in class and tell me I've been hanging out a lot with her and ask me if she's my girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632195
How could you ever have a 100% resistance against a maxed out stat? You'd need to be just as min-maxed.

[Anonymous No.]

Pharyngeal jaw blowjobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632204
Why you gotta keep posting this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632199
You don't need to have 100%. 80% would still be more than enough to beat her. And you don't need to min-max to get that, just a bit of farming and BAM, you're now dominating the Wyvern.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632198
IT sounds likes you're trying to make the fantasy you never had anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632206
She's hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632204
Double bitejobs. The inner mouth can chew your glans while the outer one works over your shaft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632204
10/10 would make many little daughterus with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632190
I love them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632217
Remember when people kept saying Barb was bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632208
I don't do farming or grinding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632217
They're great girls. Sugar mommies of the sea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632217
They're OK.
They aren't dragons though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632209
What does that even mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632224
I hope you like a Wyvern raping the ever living shit out of you then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632220
They were right then and they're just a little less right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632217
I love them too
I hope the Ryugujo material in MGE2 won't disappoint

>>16632225
Living a pampered life in a water palace is the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632228
Nothing anon. Nothing at all.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take part in the MGE version of the fat faceless old man doujins

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632238
>I hope the Ryugujo material in MGE2 won't disappoint
I really hope so too, it sounds like a lovely place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632242
I wonder if the MGE version of those doujins are just a bunch of chubby NEET MGs raping an innocent human boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632247
Could be.
That or an overweight business monstergirl offering to pay for a boys classes in exchange for him being her sex slave

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632242
There's probably two versions.
>the ones where older monster girls rape a defenceless human
>the version where a faceless man rape an innocent alice or dormouse
I wouldn't mind being in either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632249
>overweight Tanuki paying for a boys classes and in return he must be her little butler on the weekends

That's hot.

[Anonymous No.]

https://exhentai.org/g/790144/da67b38ff1/
It's this

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632253
Not gonna lie, I'd do that.
Even if she was really big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632260
I love the idea of becoming a butler for a mistress MG. Like being a sex slave is great. But being her butler and sex slave is god tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632269
Yep.
It'd be great.

You'd come in when she was just waking up for the day with a handmade breakfast that she could partake of in bed while she reads the morning paper with glasses on.

Then she'd send you off for other chores before you leave for the day and the more 'professional help' comes in (IE: A kiki or Shogg in training)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632274
I don't know about you anon. But I likehe idea of being her permanent butler. Doing everything a maid would do for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>Still no dire MG wife to wake up with

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632286
That's what happens after you graduate and she says that you don't know anything else and she's taken your 'purity'.

I'd probably stay and do everything for her so she can start living a life of hedonism.

Cute daughterus we have will remain cute daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632293
I bet she would snore really loudly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632293
The rough and tumble kind of dire or the girly girl who wakes you up with a smile and a naked apron kinda dire girl?
I'd love to wake up to a dire kiki doing the latter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632294
That's when you marry her anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632294
>letting your mistress take the purity of an innocent butler

But that's illegal!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632302
Incorrect, that's when she marries me and realizes that her body wouldn't look good in a tight dress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632293
>still not waking up to daughterus jumping all over my bed

[Anonymous No.]

Lizardmen are for ryona and keeping in dungeons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632313
>masochistic lizard girl getting turned on when you slap her
>gets even more turned on when you undress in front of her and leave the dungeon without fucking her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632313
Incorrect, lizardmen are for keeping in dungeons and turning into pudgy pleasure slaves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632312
Anon, I can't handle 5 daughterus and a waifu trying to cuddle up to me while my waifu is being low-key lewd whispering stuff in my ear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632326
Only after you leave them bruised and battered from fierce combat can you enjoy the spoils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632331
Yes you can because you'll learn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632332
Exactly.
You beat them, take away their fabulous fighting forms and fill them with daughterus while you put them in a pleasure room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632177
Lilims are the absolute best!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632217
I like this kind of Otohime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632344
>megane
>legs
Someone pass the vomit bag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632338
They make great mistresses. Especially in their large mansions with many different sex rooms. Guess you're going to be more than her little butler for that night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632335
Guess daddy's gonna have learn to enjoy the cuddle pile before they all find husbandos.

Also, normally, I imagine my waifu as sub, but just thinking about her whispering, "You wouldn't violate a mother in front of her own kids would you?" in my ear is some next level denial that really gets me going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632332
>>16632337
Am I the only one who wants to be defeated and left half dead by a Lizardman. Then to have her save me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632352
>not loving megane
What the hell is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632361
Maybe.
Right now I'm feeling the good old warlord dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632358
>the cuddle pile before they all find husbandos.

That sounds cute anon. And I'm just imaging them all coming home for Christmas or something and just jumping all over their daddy giving you many hugs.

>whispering, "You wouldn't violate a mother in front of her own kids would you?" in my ear is some next level denial that really gets me going.

Anon that's lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632361
>losing to a mere female lizard
Disgraceful, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632370
Being a warlord is not enough, you must practice diplomacy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632358
>"You wouldn't violate a mother in front of her own kids would you?"
I get violated by my waifu in front of our kids. They think it's embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632361
You mean like getting the shit beaten out of you while your left in the gutter while the lizardman who did it decides to come back and take you home so she can lewd you up and make a man out of you?
Because it crosses my mind sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632376
That's whats nice about it. She feels sorry for me!

>>16632380
That does sound very nice. Her taking her trophy. But I was thinking more along the lines of nursing. But that still sound great.

[Anonymous No.]

its SUNday anons! time to get out and get /fit/ with your waifus!

Really, dont make them drag you out by force, they need to keep their shapes succulent for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632373
Family reunions would always be pretty great.
>Anon that's lewd!
What makes it worse is that she'd be innocently smiling like nothing ever happened and a 4-year old would be passed out nuzzling my chest. It'd be a long night, that's for sure.
>>16632379
>I get violated by my waifu in front of our kids. They think it's embarrassing.
Regardless of whether or not dad's getting mating pressed or mom is held in suspended congress, those kids might get jealous that they don't have a cute guy to rape or a strong guy to lift them up and fuck them silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632399
Went to the gym today, like every Sunday, so there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632379
If my waifu told me that i will have my revenge at night or once the daugherus are away

her womb is gonna regret it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632399
Teen Bat best Bat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632399
I'd love to do exercise with my waifu.
It's part of the schedule and it's healthy. We'd do stretches together, do on runs, do sports and a little weight training. Stuff like that.

Sucks I'm a lazy shit and can't be bothered to get off my ass unless my waifu was telling me to

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632393
We'll she'd take her trophy gently, occasionally asking if the bruises hurt or not. Maybe she'd bring you some breakfast in bed and blindside you with surprise paizuri to make sure you get back on your feet faster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632399
But I want to stay in and figure out a way to get a Switch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632405
That was her plan all along.
She wanted to delay her own sexual gratification just so she could get rammed hard against the bed's backboard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632412
Lizardmen are such nice girls inside.

[Anonymous No.]

How would the MG school curriculum look like? would it be different between species or the same classes?

>Vampire
-Seduction for dummies
-Flying physics
-How to bloodsuck for dummies
-Blood enrichment cuisine
-Castle value guide

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632399
>Private property
Oh boy, if an MG I was in a relationship with wore that...
And some of us are doing it for her anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16628626

>Cheshire Cat Knight
>Arachne Mage
>Yeti Rogue
>Harpy healer

Wew, I love this party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632428
>You imagine the owner of such a beauty vampire is a strong hulk of a men
>turns out its a guy smaller than her that looks like a twig

would be funny to see that happening

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631964
>Hapless Shota adventurer goes into a graveyard tomb to try and exterminate the menace of Zombies
>MG Zombie spots him and screams, affixing him in place while other Zombies gather around.

I am quite surprised none of you made a MG version of the ReDeads, especially if you saw what they do to Link in Ocarina of Time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632425
Everybody has to learn math.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632419
/v/ is gonna come after my head for this, but you probably should have reserved it way earlier like I did, since everyone knows that Nintendo likes artificial scarcity with its products.
At this point, your best bet is buying it on ebay from a scalper.
The game I'm really excited about is ARMS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632423
They really are. They just want their husbands to get strong so they can have eggs with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632425
Anubis
>Curses 101
>Schedule class
>How to tend to Mummies
>Desert Kingdom Culture and History

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632377
I know diplomacy.
It's "Get out of my way or its war time!"

Doesn't she know you can't be a warlord without war?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632434
Anon think of the poor wurms who cant get past math II

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632432
That would be cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632432
RRRGis fucking ripped

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632444
Feed them fish. Fish is brain food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632432
>Doing bench presses while your waifu spots you
>The Fuck-huge 8'5" Minotaur that was lifting 500kg earlier walks out of the showers wearing casual clothes
>Her husband comes to pick her up
>He's exactly 5' feet tall
>Gets smothered by the Minotaur and carried back to their car
>Try not to laugh with waifu
>Fail miserably

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632425
MGC and monsters societies are chaos, I'd imagine all the species would go to the same classes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632455
I feel sorry for that guy. He must have to go to hospital after sex every time. Atleast he has such a big strong girl to protect him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632425
Lizardmen and Salamanders
>Advanced Physical Education
>First Aid Training
>Weapon Specialization
>"Sword" Handling Lessons
>Basic Tactics
>Fire Safety Classes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632455
Kinda makes you wonder why she picked him and how they met.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632399
No. Training is for the normal week days. This week is cum five times everyday week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632472
To quote Who Framed Roger Rabbit, he makes her laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632462
They already have reservations in the hospital.
>>16632472
Probably childhood friends when the Mino was still small.
Then she had a growth spurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632472
She probably has a thing for smaller, weaker guys. Considering gender role reversal is a thing with several species, she probably likes protecting him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632478
>>16632490
>>16632496
They all sound like pretty cute stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632501
Maybe for a manlet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632504
When will they learn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632477
>Just five

Cmon anon dont you love your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632504
But it's cute isn't it? Have a small weak man loving and being loved by a very big Minotaur.

Warms the heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632504
>>16632507
I wonder who could be behind these posts...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632510
Well fine. I can go up to seven this week, but take note that I still have to do other things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632513
Someone who isn't a manlet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632507
When I get a big strong monster girl to princess carry me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632513
Demonfag?

[Anonymous No.]

would a MG really waifu somebody after they failed to beat her? what did she saw on such a weak man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632588
Maybe she wants to protect my smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632588
His determination to fight someone even when he might and did lose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632399
I'd just stay inside with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632588
Mgs husbandoes anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632588
Probably. It's all apart of the pity game. Maybe she feels sorry for him and wants to care for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632586
Who summons me?
Actually I just woke up, so it couldn't have been me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632593
thats how you get lazy MG

you dont want that anon, trust me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632606
WHy, what's the worst that could happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632604
TAKE THE SOULS OF MILLIONS OF VIRG-

Oh good morning demon anon

>>16632609
MG with their bellies filled with baked goods instead of semen

thats a NO NO

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632612
Why is that bad?
It means I can give her cute snacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632588
Depending on the circumstances of a fight, it's safe to assume that some monstergirls might get captivated by the man they are fighting, even if they are significantly weaker than them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632604
Oh. We were just having a Manlet bullying session.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632621
No anon, they are supposed to be filled with love seed not sugary sweets

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632634
Why not fill them with both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632612
Marnin'
>>16632624
I already told ya those misguided days are long, long behind me, probably
Though now I'm wondering if my Demonfu would occasionally joke about me being so short compared to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632641
You mean like lying her down on a table, shoving a candy apple in her mouth and stuffing her like a turkey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631246
>dat sibeboob and booty
Hnngh

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632606
She'll just be skinny like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632649
Sure.
Delicious snacks go in the front, delicoius seed goes in the back.

[Anonymous No.]

>still no new girl
KC got the Japanese cold again I bet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632649
Then how you will hear her moans if shes got an apple in her mouth like a piggie?

sounds lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632642
>I already told ya those misguided days are long, long behind me, probably

What did he mean by this

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631216
I might try writing another story or two. I have a couple of ideas.

There are also no commissions underway for now.

>>16631253
It's pretty much just the three (Jabber, Gazer and Miiafag) who are friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632661
Maybe he is being raped by a monster or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632656
How'd you spell delicious right the first time and not the second?
Also, fantastic taste.
>>16632662
I dunno, maybe she'll just fight back the moans, knowing that if she drops the apple, her butt would be slapped raw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632676
There was only ever a very, very short period of time where I made fun of manlets. Most of my friends, incidentally, were manlets afterward. The only people that deserve manlet ridicule are people with Napoleon complexes.
>>16632662
>>16632684
How lewd.

Also did Naav cave yet and start offering commissions? I'm guessing not yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632684
Because multi-tasking.

But yeah, thats the best way to spoil an MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632690
>were manlets afterward
They suddenly lost height?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632690
Not as lewd as eating off your waifu's body for Thanksgiving. God bless this ass.
>>16632693
Just be sure to talk a walk every so often, maybe some squats.
Then again, I like tight butts, so you do you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632690
Not to be an ass. But it's not surprising that you'd make fun of manlets. It happens all too often.

>Napoleon complexes.

I don't know what that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632706
Well, i would.
She can relax on the couch with some vidya games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632712
There's nothing wrong with soft butts.
The jiggle is just more intense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632715
Yep.
Just means I can grope it more.

Gonna give her all the dickings and all the snacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632684
I would stuff my waifu with her favorite treats and seed during thanksgiving then bridal carry her into our bed and gently spend the night cuddling her saying how much i love her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632727
Your waifu's favourite sweet treat is your cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632703
No, sorry, me no word so good when waking up. I just happened to become friends with a lot of people that were short after I got out of my 'I'm going to pretend to be a chad' phase
>>16632706
Tasty stuff!
>>16632708
Eventually though you are kinda above it, pun only marginally intended
Napoleon complex is what people call it when short men act extra aggressive and try to be the boss of everyone around them to compensate for being short.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632720
Hmm. What if she ask to go for one once?
Would you make her go ahead of you to admire, the, uh, sights?
>>16632727
Sounds like a great night.
The afternoon is fuck-a-thon of lewd while the night is just cuddling, maybe a little cool down sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632744
No anon thats her favorite salty treat

>>16632746
Morning for stuffing and plowing,afternoons for cuddlings and nights to fuck all the fat out of her

[Anonymous No.]

Why are nerdy Succubutts so cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632746
Yep.
Got some spats or tight jeans for her to wear while I follow.

Best part is that it'll get her ready for some more meals when we get home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632690
That demon ate way too many blueberries. But that's good, it means more belly pinching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632745
Why is it significantly more lewd if my waifu is laying down on a table using lettuce to cover her lady bits than just her being naked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632755
>Hey husband do these pants make my butt look big?

what do you reply?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to feed my waifu proteins and gains!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632761
It looks fantastic.
Too small if anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632754
Because it's a break away from the regular "let's just fuck". Nerdy succubus are succubus you can marry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632753
That's another way to organize it.
I'd prefer mornings for cuddle-sex though.
>>16632755
>Tight clothes on soft skin
Hnng.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632760
She has to get creative to be semi nude instead of just being nude

I too prefer semi-nude art over completely naked to be honest

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632777
Well, I do like big buts and I cannot lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632754
But they're the worst kind of succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632777
Depends on her mood i guess vampires get moody during mornings that means she pins me down and has her way with hatesex while damming the sun coming trough the window

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632768
What if it's a "let's just fuck" Succubus but she's pretending to be nerdy to predate on men who like good girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632782
>being wrong
Why anon? Why have you betrayed me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632759
Just makes the pie that much sweeter, heyoo
>>16632760
We're creatures of anticipation and expectation
Having the prey laid bare before you doesn't fire the old neurons as much as the moment before the pounce
And other such mildly applicable analogies to say 'shits hot bruh'
>>16632761
Lets dispel with this fiction that big-butt MGs don't know what they're doing, they know exactly what they're doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632781
I used to be solely a breast man. Now I can't resist ass or boobs.
>>16632792
Well, that's vampires for you.
>spoiler
The sun dindu nuthin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632810
I am telling you she can be all cuddly and rainbows when the room is completely dark but the instant a stray sun ray comes trough the window she gets a dreadful hate rape aura around

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632810
Amaterasu is laughing at the vampires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632797
That's just mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632810
Both are best.
Its why you gotta fill the monster girl at both ends.

She needs to get better at both ends!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632779
>>16632806
Well, that sounds reasonable.
I guess it also explains my intense enjoyment of naked apron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632821
Those kind of girls just want your jizz. They'll mislead you in any way they can to get it. She'll research and talk about all sorts of nerdy stuff for weeks until you trust her and the moment you're about to have sex with her for the first time and BAM you're brutally raped until you're almost dehydrated to death.

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking fatfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632833
You could set a clock to this reply I swear

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632818
Hope you invest in curtains. Maybe some deep red ones.
>>16632820
If only she could bring back Clover studios
>>16632822
I prefer /fit/ girls, but, being smothered in warm breast while holding tightly onto ass is a fantastic thing to imagin

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632842
Both sides of the coin are good.
/fit/ is fine and the softer side is nice too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632842
Rest in peace, Ammy.

>>16632844
I prefer the middle grounds. Not fat nor /fit/, just cute or leaing into fit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632842
i believe shes uses the sun excuse to rape me senseless every morning anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632832
That's the sad part. Those poor men just wanted to settle down and have a nice life. But in reality she just wanted his dick then POOF off to the next man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632844
Strongfat is the ultimate body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632852
Thats fine as well.

>>16632861
That it is.
That it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632861
Strong fat Oni's make me tremble in sluttiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632861
This is the kind of body that can destroy me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632844
I personally enjoy a soft kind of fit. light abs and just the contours of muscle, rather than hyper Jinko/Oni muscle blaster instructors from VHS tapes. Maybe like this >>16632861
>>16632852
May she ram into tigers in heaven
>>16632853
It's a possibility

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632872
Strongfat is the best.
Especially when its on jinkos.

[Anonymous No.]

Is athletic ok?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632885
It's pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632885
Yes, a lot of things are fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632841
What else are you supposed to call it when people start talking about feeding girls sweets and fattening them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632869
She's going to hug you tight at night and make you sweat all over the bed with her massive heat-producing muscles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632890
Creating perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632885
It's the best body type so sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632895
I feel for fatfags' waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632885
Yes, mighty fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632902
I'd rather feel up the waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632902
They love it. And anyway, it's not over the top. It's just adding a little to squeeze. Like >>16632690

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632890
Creating a disgusting fat pig?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632899
Cat a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632887
>>16632889
>>16632899
>>16632905
Oh that's good. Because I absolutely love athletic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632908
Well, what else would you do with a P'Orc?

>>16632910
Cow is best for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632910
Pretty much anything below Goat is athletic. Although the thighs could be a bit more muscular. That's how I like my athletic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632907
I'm pretty sure people would go beyond that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632910
Damn, Dog's body type is great.
She looks like she needs a hug too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632894
I'd feel so safe and loved in her protective cuddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632910
I'm taking Goat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632885
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632910
>Cat
>bottom heavy
>hime cut
>smug face
She literally just needs glasses to be perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632914
>what else would you do with a P'Orc?
Get a better waifu, for one thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632918
Probably. I would. My limit would be gay chubby Anubis picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632910
Cow. Look at her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632910
Is the dog muscle or athletic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632930
I don't know how fat you are talking about, but I guess it must be slightly disgusting tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632935
It's a mystery. That's why it's so good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632927
Hey.
Orcs are good girls.

They can be soft and muscular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632940
This is my limit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632910
Consider Athletubutts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632955
She doesn't even need to seduce. She'll take it by force.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632910
I want to breed that goat so badly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632957
She'll seduce you why running you down and wrestling you to the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632950
That's just straight up obese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632950
Yeah, in my eyes that is pretty bad, disgusting even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632961
Is it? I dunno anon. I'd give her all kinds of worship and loving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632950
Way too fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632959
That gives me a huge fear boner and I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632950
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632982
Isn't she just the cutest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632975
All those muscles in her groin make her as tight as a vice, too. You won't be able to cum before she does. You might have to endure two or three orgasms before you finally satisfy her and you can let it out inside her.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to make love to a pudgy monster girl right infront of a /fit/ one. Just so I can show the /fit/ one what a real woman is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632986
Gonna give her snacks and scratch her ears!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632991
You just made me imagine a fit girl pushing a fat one down and laughing as she struggles to get up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632950
This is a reasonable limit. I know others here would gladly go beyond this limit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632999
I want both those girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632994
Good man anon. That's how she deserves to be treated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632991
/fit/ girls just want husbands who love their muscles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632999
That's just mean. I'll just tie that /fit/ girl up so she'll have to watch me make love to that pudgy girl. I'd make her moan my name in all different kinds of tones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16632999
>Monmusu gym has guys tied up hanging from the ceiling at pullup bars
>Girl doing pullup blowjobs and the really strong ones doing andstand pushup vagging
>There's guys with different stamina so you can start with the easy quickshots and work your way up

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633014
>You being able to tie a fit girl
Now I'm laughing with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633000
It's already far beyond reasonable limits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633024
What if I just make love to a pudgy girl? Not funny business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633027
You're ok to think that anon. Some of us like that though.

>>16633007
That they do. And they will get husbands who are into muscles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633029
It's not like the fit girl will care anyway. She'll probably go back to lifting and smilling at guys that are mirrin'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633033
How would a monster girl who got /fit/ after being bullied in school but now has a complex about her muscles being unfeminine feel about a guy falling in love with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633041
I bet she'd be jealous though. Knowing that a pudgy girl got my dick and she didn't. Maybe she'll go pudge and then come back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633056
I'd be funny for her to do that only to come back and see that the pudgy girl is now muscled/strongfat and they've basically switched places.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633056
>Knowing that a pudgy girl got my dick and she didn't
>Implying your dick is worth anything
>Especially since she can get any dick she wants
Just remember Anon, talk shit about her and you'll be tied and your fat girl thrown into the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633064
And then the pudgy girl pins the muscled one with her weight and anon takes them both, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633071
The fit girl lifts double the pudgy's weight and the fatty can't even lift herself up. At most what anon is going to take is his crying girlfriend home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633074
And then they get tender loving sex while the muscled one gets stuck alone?

Eh, that wouldn't be too bad either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633064
That's unnecessary and mean. She'd never do that.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a Muscle Manticore's towel boy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633076
While anon dries his waifu's face of tears, the muscled one is getings her abs licked clean.

>>16633079
Just let her be and you should be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633084
That would be nice.
Would she make you towel down her big, thick, tail?

>>16633089
OH, so she's a whore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633090
Suuure anon. Every muscle girl is a whore!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633090
>Would she make you towel down her big, thick, tail?

Oh yes! She'd also give me mini bear boners through suddenly swinging it towards my crotch but not actually doing anything. She'd love to see the little reactions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633096
She'd probably do little growls when you're rubbing her abs just to keep you on edge.

>>16633094
>Rapes guy
>Goes to another guy
I just call them like I see them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633101
She never raped a guy though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633105
>Ties him up
>Tosses waifu to the ground
Nah, the implications are that she had her way with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633110
Where the fuck is tying up someone rape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633101
>She'd probably do little growls when you're rubbing her abs just to keep you on edge.

Oh yes! I'd love that, always trying to frighten me and be cruel. It would be up so much suspense until she actually strikes. If she ever does.

I'd also become addicted to her sweaty workout scent so there's nothing I can do to help it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633112
Implications

>>16633115
Good man.
Make sure you give her muscles a good rub down so she can get greater gains!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633117
Well turns out I have the perfect image for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633132
>no wings

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633138
Just noticed that. What a shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633138
It's a doppelganger!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16630925
>>16630898
http://imgur.com/a/zmoZI

I'm triggered by the hatred of momsters.

[Anonymous No.]

So are MG gyms full of girls who let you pick which one you want to be a towel boy for? Or are they full of girls who will take you by force?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633168
Great taste in doujins, the fox one was 10/10.

Momsters are too good for some people to appreciate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633174
Gyms are not for sex, they're for lifting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633168
I'd a single momster and her daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633174
They wouldn't force you but they would aggressively hit on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633174
Literally full of normal people, just there for various reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633187
I would mothest, mother and moth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633185
But gym locker rooms. That's a different story.

>>16633189
Oh that sounds nice. I want to have a muscle MG flirt with me by flexing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633189
I'd rather befriend and lightly flirt with the nerdy Onis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633191
>anon walks in and yells
"Is there a muscular Oni who wants me to be her towel boy?"
>just gets awkward stares

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633187
That's what Veronica is for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633168
>using "I'm gonna cuck you with our son" as an example
I agree with you, but come on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633168
That oni doujin was really nice. I would gladly fuck the mom until I got a sister in law.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633213
I have no idea who that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633214
>>16633220
http://imgur.com/a/idRGw

I have a weird addiction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633244
You go around colecting momsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633208
Nobody likes them. Too weird and awkward for the normal onis and too bu and imposing for the other nerds, who assume she's a normalfag pretending to be nerdy to get guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633255
That's why they deserve dicks. I'd love to take one's virginity and not even know after she broke her hymen as a child doing sports. I'd just assume that a beatiful and imposing girl like her must have raped a lot of boys already.

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>>16633244
it's a good thing to be addicted to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633252
I have an addiction for both momsters and impregnation doujins

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633244
You seem to be an expert, do spiders make good momsters?

[Anonymous No.]

Well, all that muscle talk earlier made me want to draw a post workout Salamander.
Wish I could've done the abs and legs better, but next time maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633271
Insemination is the best fetish. I want to marry a nice young monster and make her into a momster over the years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633276
>smoking after a workout
Hidoi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633271
Great taste. Momster really do wonders for me and impregnating them sounds nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633276
Smoking is bad for Salamanders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631216
working on an oni draw
wouldn't mind some pointers

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633273
Like an Ushi-Oni momster who wants nothing more than to rape you silly but holds back her urges because she knows her feelings are wrong?

I want to comfort her and let her know I'm okay with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633264
But she's a loser. While the other onis where out drinking and getting laid, she was inside in front of her computer. She doesn't even know who to treat a boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631216
I'm supposed to be completeing the story I'm writing. But I'm just not feeling it right now. Too sad, don't have my Onee san Jabberwock to cheer me up and encourage me.

[Anonymous No.]

Are there moments when your wife's personality does a complete 180?
>being married to a kitsune is pretty nice
>she's always so calm and collected, never getting mad or being bothered by whatever insults she hears from those asshole paladins. her gentle smile and closed eyes put you at ease
>one day, you're both out shopping for new clothes. you wait outside the changing room as she goes to try some stuff on
>as you stand there, a succubus sees you and walks up with a smug grin
>"Hey there, good-looking. Trying to get a peek at some girls in the changing room? I'm gonna try on some new lingerie. Why don't you come on by?" she punctuates her question by groping your junk
>that's when you notice your wife standing behind her. this is the first time since you've met her that you've ever seen her smile leave her face. her eyes open, showing glowing golden slits as she stares daggers at the succubus who turns to look at her
>her voice is steady, but boiling with rage as she speaks. "Who do you think you are touching my husband, you gutter trash whore? If you don't take your filthy, jizz crusted hand off him, I'll make sure that saggy, rotted hole you call a vagina never pleasures anyone ever again."
>as she threatens the succubus, the hair on your wife's tails bristle and various things in the area burst into blue flame, reduced to ashes in mere seconds
>the succubus runs off terrified, and your wife returns to her normal demeanor, acting as if nothing happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633285
Spread her legs, like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633279
>>16633283
Look, it's not my fault that their bodies are lighters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631216
Nothing, I'm watching videos where people analyze anime and pretending I'm not supposed to be working on anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633285
Nice muscles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633288
Momsters who hold back their sexual urges for years are the absolute best

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633285
Sure- don't take advice from this site. You're doing fine already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633273
If they're big and milky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633293
This is just yandere, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633302
Damn right, strong girls like Ushis and Jinkos are too good for that.

The other type I like are the flirty and seductive types such as Wights and Satyros who act like their behaviour is meant as a joke but deep down really mean it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633309
>nerdy childhood friend Wights and Satyros who act like their behaviour is meant as a joke but deep down really mean it.
Fixed. This would be the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633315
Nah, if they are milfs or just royalty is better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633276
I dedicate this song to her!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkYYYew8CUI

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633315
I really don't like nerdy types personally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633302
If I knew my momster was doing this, I'd do whatever I could to tempt her. I'd jack off and leave my used tissues in the trashcan in her room, and "accidently" leave porn mags out on my bed showing sons fucking their moms into ahegaoing messes. Eventually she'll snap and try to pin me to the ground, saying how I'm such a naughty son for teasing his momster so much while she looks at me with lust filled eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633293
See that sounds pretty universal to all MGs. My waifu has a natural instinct of a 180 degree in personality when she gets confused.

But really she'd change if somebody started disobeying her orders or frustrating her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633244
Can you link the full one? I can't find it for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633323
Well then. That's something else.
Looks like I gotta get good enough to draw a monster girl in the Berserk armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633333
Checked. Also you should draw a Dark Priest setting shit on fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633341
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633341
That's random.
Do you need a rapey centaur too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633327
What are you going to do when you're both laying there in the afterglow and she panics as her sanity returns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633345
Because Farnese.
>>16633349
That's not random at all though!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633352
I guess not.
Well, at least I know what I can do later
No promises though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633304
That sure is a plus
If my momster was a spider she better be stacked and big though I wouldn't mind a shortstack either

>>16633309
>Wight mother comes out the shower with her only tower around her hair
>You can't help it but stare at her naked body
>She spots you and makes a very suggestive pose
>"Silly Anon, if you want a better look all you need to do is ask."
>She laughs and walks away
>One day you will take up one of her offers

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>>16633360
Too teasing. I'm making myself a sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633360
I'm going to peak when she isn't looking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633351
hold her hand and kiss her deeply, telling her that she's not just my momster anymore, but my woman too.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey OG Gazerfag check it out; Minimalist Gazer courtesy of /w/
Other versions too
http://imgur.com/a/F4OnL

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633370
Fabulous

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633332
Never mind, found it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633370
Oh, that's good.
Yeah, that pick is going to get posted a lot here now. I'm not going to complain tho.

[Anonymous No.]

Muscle momsters!

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>>16633367
She will sense you and make sure you can see EVERYTHING
If you start jerking off she will confront you about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633398
>getting caught by a seductive momster with boner in hand
Fuck it at that point I couldn't exactly deny it any longer could I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631246
Didn't KC say in mge2 theres a fire realm with Balrogs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633332
https://exhentai.org/s/4000e0a041/792206-64
Or if you're feeling exceptionally cheesy I do know one that's actually pretty fucking haram for this thread, but I'll only post the link in a spoiler if you -really- wanted it.

>>16633273
Nature of Man tier Momsters - Titania, Echidna, Lilith

Teasing, flirtatious momsters - Arachnes (Except Ushi-Oni), Otohime, The Succubus Family, Dark Mage, Wights DEAR GOD, WIGHTS, Satyros moms.

Straight up Jocasta momsters - Devil Bugfus, Mothmen, Slime family

Brusque but caring momsters - Minotaurs, Ushi-Oni, Oni, Jinkos

Momsters who're brusque but are just trying to raise you normally instead of letting you get weird fetishes - Cyclops, Nightmares, Unicorns

Momsters who'll COMMIT CRIMES AND BLAME IT ON THEIR ESTRUS WHILE THEY MILK YOU FOR DAUGHTERS - Centaurs, Werewolves, The Cat Family, Wererabbits and Large Mice

Momsters where you're just better off joining the Army and dying for The Chief God - Roper, Matango, Nurglette, Slime Carrier

At least in my opinion.

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>>16633409
>I do know one that's actually pretty fucking haram
I'm interested. But what kind of haram are we talking here? If it's NTR it can burn in a hole. If it's a bit of /d/ I'm still interested.

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>>16633409
>I do know one that's actually pretty fucking haram for this thread, but I'll only post the link in a spoiler if you -really- wanted it.
Fuck it, I'm in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633409
Iamgine momster wolfu raping you along with her CC pack.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna tell my momster that I like small chests and modest butts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633413
>>16633414
It's https://exhentai.org/g/744793/4037496f6d/

Human boy x HUGE, CHEESY Dire Wolf momster

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633418
Oh. I've fapped to it before, I can't exactly call you a faggot but that's really not for this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633418
Yeah, that's furry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633422
>>16633418
>Furry

NOPE

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633422
>I can't exactly call you a faggot but that's really not for this thread.
To be fair, we DID ask him to post it, so we can only blame ourselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633418
>CHEESY
I don't even need to click the link to know what this is. Fucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633424
>>16633427
I did say it was haram.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633409
>Tfw no vampire momster

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633418
>furry

Nah. I get better fap material to jerk it to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633418
>furries
You fucking faggots who keep pulling the "teehee I know something that's not allowed here but I'll post it if somebody REALLY wants it wink wink nudge nudge" bullshit can go fuck off and stay fucked off.

It doesn't make it any better if some retard asks you to show them what's in the mystery box you present them, when you fully know what filth is in it and fully know someone will get curious and give you validation you invented to post garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633276
Hot stuff!
She's still got it after five daughterus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633436
The last time a Vampire was a parent a homeless man broke into his house and killed him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633416
There are more respectful ways to come out, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633405
If you are savy enough you might escape with her just helping you finish but yeah at this point you are pretty much done
Expect her to barge in whenever you take a shower/bath, she will also look at your browsing history to learn what fetishes you are into

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>>16633443
https://exhentai.org/g/854489/422b58c3d4/

Fine then, have the greatest monster of them all you cantankerous shitbird. An emotionally damaged, dangerously 3DPD tier personality human mom.

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>>16633447
Then his OWN son broke into his house and killed him again

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>>16633455
Dishonoraburr. You bring shame to momsters.
And here I was excited to get home and talk about Holstaur momsters sneaking their milk into their son's meals and discreetly rubbing themselves while they watch their son obliviously eat/drink it

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>>16633446
I mean, she could not be my waifu, and be another Salamander.
But she is, there's no point in hiding it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633416
I kind of want an old hag loli momster
Everyone would think she is my younger sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633451
>wight momster checks my browsing history
>last porn search was pov blowjobs on danbooru
I'm going to get sucked dry if she finds that.
>>16633455
>mtsp
Please no.

[Anonymous No.]

This is a lot of momster posting. I want a Pharoah momster!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633478
Having a Pharaoh for a mom would be nice, she would probably leave you with your Anubis aunt while she dealt with important matters too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633465
>Wow mom, this is great! I don't know what it is about your milkshakes that always makes them taste so good!
>"H-ha! I'm glad you like it! I'll make it much more then for you... soooo much more... ahn!"
>Uh... Mom? You okay? You're kinda moving funny...
>"O-oh am I? M-maybe I should go lie down... do you want to go lie down with your tired old momster anon?"
>Aww, shucks, sure mom! I'll go change into some pajamas.
She was still too timid to make a move on him that night.

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>>16633455
Feeling a bit salty now that you got called out for your faggotry? You never had even a hint of reluctance to post that shit. You knew from the start that someone will get curious from the bait and give you the excuse to post furshit, otherwise you wouldn't have mentioned the mystery bait at all.

When someone says
>I know of x thing that's not allowed here, but if someone is curious enough to see it I'll post it
In reality they just mean
>I desperately want to post diseased trash that has never been welcome here, but it'll just wait a bit, and try to make it look like someone else asked for it and I'm not a piece of dog shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633478
>>16633485
This sounds like a recipe for incest if you ask me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633451
>bondage
how fucked would you be if she found that out

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633451
Well, unless she wants to ruin her figure, I'm safe if she finds out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633465
>Holst-momster being buff like Hey Now Brown Cow
>Sneaking her milk into your mac-n'-cheese, your cookies, pretty much anything that uses dairy in the household
>Her face when you stop seeing her so much as 'Mom' when you get older as 'A woman'
>TFW she starts getting conflicting feelings when you start getting overly affectionate, reaching an almost-paranoia about if you knew about her milk being used instead of the grocery store variety
>That's when Anon decides to massage her shoulders one night after a rough day on the farm, slipping down and grabbing one of her massive calcium cannons
>Instead of a callused hand slapping his away, there's a spurt of the creamy white nectar, giving him a chance for a taste test
>That's when she gets out of the tub, towering over him, picks him up like a sack of potatoes
>Takes him into the bedroom and shows him just how much her feelings were pent up
>BEEFED

[Anonymous No.]

Don't fuck your momster unless you plan to make her a mom again

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633485
>Anubis aunt while she dealt with important matters too.

Yes! That sounds great! I'd love Anubis Aunty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633492
>Being this upset

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>>16633509
Well yeah, what else would be the point?

Gonna get her so full of kids that she's going to be a broodmomster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633509
I'd only fuck a momster if she is someone's alse mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633496
I see nothing wrong here.

Especially if it ends in Anubis aunt and Pharaoh mom double paizuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633509
That's the plan
>tfw no thicc momster to knock up with daughteru after daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

What is the closest MG equivalent to a gear? (Artificially created bio weapons)

Chimeras?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633528
I mean. I wouldn't willingly want it. But if they're offering. I'd fuck momster Pharoah and aunty Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633506
Nice. I'd rather have a Ruto-shaped/sized Moomomster.
>Over the years just gets bustier and bustier
>her massive milktanks always get in the way of you, super awkward moments where you both get caught in doorways and her tits are outright suffocating you as you try to squeeze past
>She can't help but start lactating when you get older and she starts seeing you as a man
>the next time she gives you a hug you forcefully grab her tits and mash them around your head, turning her beet red
>keep groping and tugging and sucking on her mountains until she finally gives in and begs you with stuttering gasps to give enough daughterus to put her massive milk supply to good use
>>16633509
>>16633525
>>16633530
That's what I'm sayin

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633533
>you will never stick four fingers up dizzy's butthole

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633530
Kloah is just ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633545
Exactly, although I worry about your momster's bras WHEN she gets pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633550
>ywn faust kancho dizzy butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633506
>BEEFED
Would that be the name of a Cowgirl fetish site?
I wonder what kind of videos would be on there.
>Human boy gets addicted to BEEF gangbangs
>His first taste of BEEF
>Virgin Human boy gets BEEFED
>POV Back alley human boy rape! Once he goes BEEF he'll never go back!
How many monstergirls online would get annoyed at BEEFEDposters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633571
I'd buy a subscription.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633556
Why bother trying? She can just relax around the house and let those mammoths breathe. Easier access to grope and taste-test.
>Sitting at the table
>Pregnant mega-milk holstaur momsterwife (what a title) brings over a lovingly made lunch, leaking all the while
>eat it while rubbing her pregnant belly and occasionally hefting one of her milktanks over to get a drink from while she stands beside you and runs her fingers through your hair
Otherwise known as 'perfection'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633527
So you'd commit to Oyakodon then?

>>16633540
>Anon didn't want to do it. He really didn't.
>But his the Pharaoh who'd adopted him and the Anubis who had practically been his aunt.
>Their soft, smooth, delicious brown skin beckoned to him.
>Their plump thighs, their wide asses, their bouncy tits.
>All of it beckoned to him in a way that wouldn't let him escape.
>Every night since then, he's been treated to the sounds of their slutty moans as he pounds them until he passes out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633579
That does sound nice.
Although one must wonder how much muscle that momster has to heft those massive milktanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633590
Yes. Oyakodon with monsters would be perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633509
I want to break my Momsters hymen.

[Anonymous No.]

Ya'll motherfuckers need Ilias

[Anonymous No.]

The idea of a Monster Girl kidnapping me and pretending I'm her son is pretty hot. Like a weird kind of yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633365
>>16633509
Is it really ok to impregnate your momster?
What are you supposed to say to your daughter/sister when she grows up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633615
"your turn"

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that dragon boss is watching you work

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633590
I couldn't help it! They're just too perfect! Although from the sound of it, they really like it. And nothing makes me happy than aunty and momster being happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633615

This >>16633620


>>16633624
And i'm watching her drool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633624
>Dragon boss drools on my coffee
>I cum on hers

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633624
But I'm a trades worker, I don't have a dragon boss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633624
Oh no. She's probably really angry at me for not completeing those papers on time. I try to of my best at work but it's hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633591
Though all of it would be covered by a soft layer of mommy-weight, probably enough to easily lift her grown adoptive son up and bring him sleeping into the bedroom where she nervously flips back and forth in her mind between trying to sneak a quick one in or letting him rest, the lewd thoughts causing her to leak more and more.
I bet if her son caught her nonchalantly flexing one day while lifting up some farm equipment he'd be shocked by how much definition is there when she lets it show and proceed to sneak up from behind her and take her right there as she gasps in surprise and melts under his groping hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633635
It's a fair trade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633638
The best.
Although she's going to get a lot of mommy-weight from her daugtherus

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633644
Indeed. Both of us would get addicted to each other I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633578
Just imagine if the busty Minotaur twins at your school found out and became haughty and smug as hell around you.
>"Oh~? You have a subscription to that site? But it's aimed at monstergirls anon!"
>Maybe he's just that desperate for the Beef sis. Maybe he's just a dirty cowslut!
>"Ooooh~ Then what if I just... popped this out?"
>Sis! Look at that! He's drooling just seeing your tit out!
>"He really is a cowslut~ Hey anon, what are you waiting for? Get sucking."
>Mine too, mine too! C'mon, we'll train you up into a good little cumpump~!
>"If you don't want us to go spreading this around you'll do what we say and let us do what we want with you~"
The fact that the twins have had a crush on you since kindergarten has nothing to do with this.

>>16633626
The Pharaoh might even declare a mandatory week off just so she and your Anubis aunt can have a week long fuckfest with you.
She might even invite your Sphinx aunty and her huge ass to the mix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633579
>Holstaur momster timidly trying to tell her son that his lunch is getting cold as he aggressively mashes and sucks at her gigantic leaking tits
Gat damn

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633653
But what if your boss decides she wants it straight from the tap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633653
Is this gonna be like that one anime/manga where the guy sticks his finger in a girls drool and gets addicted to it?
That's a perfectly fine outcome.
Does the drool of fire breathing MGs taste like olive oil? What if it's "extra-virgin"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633660
Damn that's getting me diamonds. Imagining the 2 beefy cows doing that to me once they find out my subscription and my sluttiness for BEEF.

I can't contain myself!

[Anonymous No.]

>a holstaurus has not yet breastfed you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633682
this is suprisingly relevant for once

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633660
This has the image of two loli minotaurs in those little overall kiddie clothes watching anon play with robot toys from behind a bookshelf.

Bonus points if they're pink colors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633660
Ganna make my aunties and Momster feel amazing! And maybe, give them daughterus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633670
I would demand to get some of her first them. Her soft mouth would be a nice container to drink from.

>>16633675
If it's extra virgin then it might be changing soon enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633650
Of course. And then her plush, wide ass will get even bigger and she'd gain even more weight in her enormous moneymakers.
She'd try so hard to pass it off as just 'boys will be boys' when she wakes up every morning with her son in a different position pounding her hard and groping and mashing her soft, pliable flesh.
She'd secretly be begging him to put even more daughterus in her so she can never stop feeling like the woman he makes her feel like, which would only cause her milk production to ramp up even more

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633696
>it might be changing soon enough.
Oh boy, now that's lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633680
>On the day school ends for the summer, anon gets kabe-don'd by the twins who hint that he should come by their place.
>When he does they're there to greet him wearing nothing above the waist.
>"Ahaha~! He actually showed up~!"
>"Of course he did sis. He's a cowslut who can't resist two tall busty Minotaurs bossing him around~"
>"C'mon anon, our parents are out of the country on business for the rest of the summer~"
>"You're gonna be our fucktoy all~ summer~ long~! Isn't that exciting?~"
And then anon got fucked day in and day out by a pair of busty seven foot tall /fit/ minotaurs and their vice grip pussies in all sorts of kinky positions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633708
You know what would be great? If I could get a taste of other liquids from her. Maybe from her other mouth as she drinks form my tap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633705
Oh, that's what I'd try to do.
I'd keep her constantly carrying kids and maybe a few twins or triplets.

I just hope she's prepared for rivaling a mega-holst at this rate.

[Anonymous No.]

I want the shy sweater wearing Holst to find out my subscription to the BEEFED site.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633715
>And then anon got fucked day in and day out by a pair of busty seven foot tall /fit/ minotaurs and their vice grip pussies in all sorts of kinky positions.

I think I'm a cow slut now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633688
Pretty much that, but since they're Minotaurs they've already started getting breasts.

>>16633693
Monsters like them are pretty infertile anon. You're gonna have to cum inside a lot.

>>16633696
You act like she's not going to pin you against a wall and force you to drink her saliva to daze you before slowly dropping to her knees and taking what's hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633716
You know what, I'm just gonna say and headcannon that MGs with fire based gimmicks taste like different kinds of oil, both mouths even have different taste.
So while one is olive oil, the other is canola oil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633733
I'd be funny if there was a series of imagines showing them like that in kindergarten, elementary school, middle school, and high school, with them getting taller, bustier, and buffer in each pick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633733
>Monsters like them are pretty infertile anon. You're gonna have to cum inside a lot.


That's the plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633721
>constantly carrying kids an maybe a few twins or triplets
Excellent taste. And don't worry, she's pretty much resigned to her fate of being a milkfarm broodcow now. She's addicted to the feeling of getting both filled and drained by her now-husband.
She'd still make him lunch and hug him before bed too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633733
I want to see her face when she notices that I'm hungrily licking her mouth and sucking on her tongue. I would keep eye contact all the time while also moaning a bit to send vibrations through her.

>>16633741
That's a weird little headcannon, but I also imagine that the upper one has a special taste while the lower one is more rich and powerful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633747
The best, although the daughterus would be taking some of that milk before too long.

Then the momster will have to take care of some new, cute daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be pimp slapped with money by a fluffy baphomet thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633751
And oh how she will. Her 'mom' hormones would clearly be through the roof. They'd be the happiest and biggest, in more ways than one family around. She and her husband would love them all immensely. And he'd still enjoy her milk just as much if not more than ever before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633756
Why would I get pimp smacked? For saying that Onee san treats me better? Well I love my Onee San!

[Anonymous No.]

I like to imagine Makoto with buck teeth. It makes me laugh. I also find it incredibly endearing, though not sexual.

I'd still ruin her vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633760
That would be the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633624
jokes on you im not working for a few weeks

[Anonymous No.]

I want to secretly feed a Baphomet an oppai loli potion and turn her into my titty slave. I'd make her wear a cow patterned latex catsuit with holes only for her giant squishy tits. I'd keep her chained on all fours with brutal milkers on her nipples and a ring piercing in her nose. She'd have a ring gag in her mouth and a double fucking machine drilling both her holes at all times. I wouldn't even fuck her, she'd just be a titty milk slave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633750
It's also bizarrely specific, but that's besides the point.
Really, I just want to get addicted to a monstergirls drool and compliment her about the taste

[Anonymous No.]

My god pregnant monstergirls
The patricians fetish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633767
Well I want things aswell. But I can have them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633777
>pregnant fetish

Absolute shit tier. Pregnant MGs are not for sexual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633767
I'd do that but make her my oppai imotou.

With dickings.

Lots of dickings.

>>16633777
It's pretty good holy trips.
I know I'd constantly try to keep my MG pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633782
What about lewdcute stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633763
Because she'd be your pimp anon.

She'd own you, farm you out to those lonely MGs, and keep you protected with the money you "owe" her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633771
I wouldn't mind eating out my waifu and looking at her eyes while saying how good she tastes before diving back in. I bet she would be proud and extremelly horny to the point of holding my hair with her claws and using her tail to pull me in further.

I have a fetish for kissing, so I might be too lewd on her then.

[Anonymous No.]

>when your momster adopted you, she thought that you were so cute, there was no way she would ever ruin your purity by having sex with you
>that was until she decide to wake you up one morning and saw you pitching the biggest tent she's ever seen in your sleep
>she tries to leave your room and forget what she saw, but her body starts moving on its own
>she crawls under your sheets and releases your pulsing member from your underwear
>she's already pumping away at your cock by the time you wake up and realize what's going on
>you try to ask her what she's doing, but her mind is too focused on sucking you off to hear you
>she's having a hard time fitting your dick down her throat, but damn if she isn't trying. when her plush lips finally reach the base of your dick, you feel your balls tighten up and you dump a huge load down her throat
>she waits until she's gotten everything out of you before she lets you pop free from her mouth, then starts lazying licking up and down your shaft while mumbling how that one shot would have knocked her up for sure
>now she wakes you up every morning this way, saying it's her duty as a momster

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633767
Yes anon, that's pretty neat. Personally, I'd opt for a less permanent, isolated scenario, but all that gear (minus the nose piercing) sounds divine! I bet my Kobold waifu would love to try a roleplay session like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633798
Houston, we have noooo problems

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633764
She would only want you if you were a shota.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633798
>while mumbling how that one shot would have knocked her up for sure
Shit like this is my fetish.

Especially if she says it would be dangerous if it happened inside and her resistance to the idea slowly breaks down once sex starts feeling good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633795
The amount of joy my waifu would have when I tell her that she taste great may push her to the edge and that's fine

>I have a fetish for kissing
That's a top tier fetish anon, but define too lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

Good lord this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633813

I know. It's a harsh reality. A harsh reality based on fiction.

Seriously, it feels pretty terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633798
12/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633798
Whoa mama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633820
I'm flattered this was saved
And yes, been some great lewd this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it a crime for a man to want a harem of Momsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633794
Although I like the idea of making lonely MGs happy. I still don't like being treated like that. What's stopping me from running away to Onee San?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633835
Not particularly. It's even expected for some girls in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633835
Nope.
It's perfectly fine, although how you ended up with so many momsters is curious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633818
I mean I would lick her reptilian tongue and every part of her mouth. I would keep pushing her back a bit while giving her the sleepy eyes so she fights back, wrapping her tongue in mine and stroking it until we are out of breath. After that we would stop kissing for a bit, but a saliva trail would link us together along with the fact that we are wrapped in each other's arms, then it would start all over again, but this time we would fall on the bed and there would be a lot of moaning from both side and hands on the cheeks along with "I love you so much" and "You are mine."

[Anonymous No.]

For old time's sake. Here's an old pasta of Momster stuff.

http://pastebin.com/dxct1kt6

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633798
Momsters can't be this lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633835
That's not a crime at all. How many momsters do you want and oh which races?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633835
>harem of Momsters
I just woke up man, I didn't need this soul crushing feeling of wanting something I can't have so early in the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633840
Maybe a group of friends decided to pool their money together for adoption.

Wouldn't it be weird if Monsters could legally adopt someone regardless of age?
>>16633845
The ones with the big tiddy.
>>16633846
Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633842
Well, that's interesting.
I can't write this shit down faster

[Anonymous No.]

So anon. Who's your momster? What's her race?

[Anonymous No.]

>Post momster stories!
http://pastebin.com/sHuKEcwK

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633852
Stop this before it wanders into RP faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633835
Jesus lord can you even imagine
What nature of Momster would they each be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633849
I imagine they could adopt anyone up to a legal adult age, although shota's would be grabbed by those who want kids and the older ones by those who want 'kids' that'll be easy husbands.

>>16633852
Looks like I get a big, thick, oni momster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633851
You on the phone? I know how it is.

But damn, the feeling of her wrapping her tongue around mine is just too nice. I forgot to mention that she can also blow fire beforehand so her mouth would be extremelly hot while she cools it off with her saliva and makes sure the taste stays in my body and infects my mind with her oil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633852
I want a grape snake momster with a ponytail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633843
Niiice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633852
Pharoah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633858
All kinds of dere.

Except Yan I don't want them.
>>16633859
With Shotafication potions its probably easy to get a shota.

Of course any man who is single is probably up for adoption whether he asks for it or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633835
Kamaitachi moms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633843
>>16633854
Stupendous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633861
>Phone posting
Nope, I just need to remember this. For reasons.
>Hot kisses
Oh boy.

Also, reptile girls might have long tongues. Not as long Mucus Toad's tongues, but long enough for light throatstuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633883
Yep, hot kisses and long tongues, even a slight hot peck would be enough to get me going. The eye contact would make me melt too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633854
http://pastebin.com/gJLtE6vu
http://pastebin.com/8hcNqfsa

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no Titania Momster with literally hundreds of Fairies as your sisters, both younger and older than you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633889
Jeez, long tongues are great.
>The eye contact would make me melt too.
Likewise, a girl giving me bedroom eyes while making is too much for me. I'd just want hug her and never let go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633901
I would be the one giving her the bed eyes though, enticing her to throw me onto the bed and get on top of me. I would invite her to completely mark me as her.

Kissing is definitely a way to get me 100% sub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633798
Under the covers PoV is grand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633930
What is best daughteru doing?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have a timewarp threesome with my waifu as a 30-yo and as a loli. Maybe even a foursome with shota me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633918
Kissing is too good, it's lewd without lewd but leads directly to lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

What is your waifu's deepest, darkest secret anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>Be a 25 year old NEET virgin
>Going about my business playing video games one day
>Suddenly this Titania appears out of nowhere
>She says she's my new mom
>What the fuck
>Apparently this is legal
>Treats me like a ten year old kid
>Pampers the hell out of me
>feels kind of nice actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633935
Or you could just use doppel potions and lolification potions? Sorta less hassle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633951
Everything went better than expected

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633952
That's okay too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633944
I love little no lewd kisses to, the ones where you just give them little pecks and eskimo kisses while confessing your love and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633947
She secretly checks out other guys

[Anonymous No.]

>7ft manticore momster
>her two sisters who are twins and 20 years younger than her are the same age as you and almost like sisters of your own
>while manticores would usually be cruel and selfish they think of you as one of their own and take turns to gently milk you each night while cuddling

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633961
What about the ones where both people lean their heads against each other before kissing, preferably in a shower?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633974
>7ft

Guys...DIRE momsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>All this momster love
Good.

Do we all agree that rapey momsters > seductive ones > pure ones ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633997
I like seductive ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633984
Extremlly sweet. The steam would be filling the place and we getting lost in our eyes would just make everything so hazy and easy for instincts to take over. I would without a doubt start touching all over her body as we decide to get dirty a little bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633947
Sometimes she makes her experiments go "Horribly" wrong. Most of them leaving me in a torment of pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633997
rapey momsters = seductive momsters

I love both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633947
As in from the general public, or just from the thread?

For the former, she loves little girl things like frilly pink dresses and piggy-back rides and toys and getting cradled in my arms like a baby, she's a total puppy at heart but she'd be so humiliated if the people around her (besides me) knew.

As for the latter, those are secret for a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633987
>Dire mothest
>leave your room completely trashed and an absolute mess just to spite her
>close your eyes for literally two seconds
>open them to find your room completely clean and spotless, all of your laundry done, that new system and games you wanted plugged in and set up for you, a plate with snacks and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with the crusts off and cut in the shape of a heart along with apple slices on the table next to the bed with a heartfelt handwritten note saying 'I'm proud of you!" next to the plate
>gulp as you feel a presence hovering over you and two huge squishy start to engulf your head from above, the last thing you hear a soul-crushing 'ara ara'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633987
>dire hellhound momster
Time to panic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633947
She wishes monstergirls had more power, like they did in her home country, and sees nothing wrong with them running things on a wider scale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633997
I'm a fan of the more trying to be pure but can't help but be seductive ones, and if it goes on long enough turns into poorly justified rapey.
So basically they're all good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634012
She'll be gentle....maybe.

>>16634011
The biggest moth

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634011
You gon get MOTHER'D

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634003
Yeah, that kind of romantic stuff is just fantastic.
I could easily lose myself in the heat and steam and just sit down with my waifu on lap and have at each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634022
I too love the idea of a momster who swears to never soil her son's purity but as he grows up her will becomes weaker and weaker until she starts unconsciously teasing him up until the day where she can't hold it anymore and rape him

What I love even more is a momster who views her dear baby boy, licks her lips and knows that as soon as he is of age he will impregnate her whether he likes it or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633947
It's a secret, dummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16631216
Working on a thank you kej sketch.

This will be my 4th try ;-;7

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634045
Yeah, though after the bath and onto the bed to sleep I might not be able to hold it back and we would be going at it again. I would be forever lost in my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634011
>>on the table next to the bed with a heartfelt handwritten note saying 'I'm proud of you!" next to the plate

Damn that part really pulled on the heart strings a little too hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634048
>Son who's not quite yet of age teases his momster about her breasts
>Later that night she's jamming a dildo down her front while mashing her tits in the other hand imagining dirty talking him about them
It's just unbeatable for me, but yes, the latter is great too

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633947
Do I have to bring it up again?
She's a turboslut

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634065
Momsters would just be CCs if there weren't that protective, encouraging and, well, motherly aspect to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634071
You got my attention. I want to know more about your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633947
She's jealous of her friend's breasts and sometimes thinks of groping them to check if they're real.

Breast envy is a dangerous thing. I want to tell her not to worry and that her smaller ones are fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633997
Seductive > Pure > Rapey

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634074
>protective, encouraging and, well, motherly aspect to them.

Makes me sad knowing I don't have a momster like that right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633947
She absolutely hates hellhounds and wouldn't hold back a bit if one tries something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633947
She actually fucking hates Druella and most lilim for flouncing around instead of defeating the Order faster to help speed up the DL's plans
But she's all smiles and admiration in public to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633947
She shares my fetishes but doesn't engage in them because she'd look 'unbecoming of a girl of her stature'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634011
>apple slices

God damn, this is some S-tier Mothering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634064
Yeah, it might end when the time is 3 in the morning and I have work in the morning.
>>16634076
Well, shit. Firstly, she's from this >>16629204
I think that's all you really need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633947
She wishes I'd try better in bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633947
She's dangerously yandere and has disappeared people she thought were hurting me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634101
Oh, you the buttslapper dude. Hi again.

But I thought you meant something else, she just looks a bit lewd to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634069
>Saint Valentines comes around
>She expects him to break her heart by gifting chocolates to some young girl from his class
>He surprises her by giving them to her
>It took 2 hours for her to stop crying tears of joys

>>16634083
I'd usually start an argument but they are so close to each other that pretty much every order is right in its own way
Though the lack of talk about pure momsters is making me think that they might be objectively the worst

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634097
She's really just a regular big curvy Mothman mother, but her direness manifests in her motherly skills.
She could tuck you in so well you'd sleep for weeks. Just as you're about to get up to make some snacks while watching movies or playing games you notice she's right there, a plat of fresh made cookies and a glass of milk in hand.
Don't mess with that momster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634108
Question: Is she a shogg?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634110
Yeah, just heavily lewd really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633947
I'm not sure. But given my attitude to some things. She probably would wish I wasn't so needy for her attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634121
No, she's an Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634112
Pure momsters are good but they need to keep their desires in check until their anon is of age.

THEN they start having to come to terms with wanting the D from their son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634112
There's nothing wrong with pure momsters. Or at least momsters who are happily married to their husbands already and provide tips and encouragement and assistance to their sons to help him land a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633947
she loves me
and it's a badly kept secret

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634128
>anon moves to the dorms
>she's not her mother anymore
>now she can brutally rape him like she's wanted to for years

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634112
Daaaawww.
He'd wake up the next morning with a huge bouquet of flowers and stacks of heart-shaped boxes of chocolates along with no less than ten cards addressed to him saying how much someone loves him and wants him badly.
When he asks his momster where they came from at breakfast she'll just smile and say 'oh, from a secret admirer!' before putting the heart shaped pancakes on his plate and kissing the top of his head.
Gah I'm giving myself a heart condition here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634128
A pure momster would never make the first move
Maybe she'd subconsciously let her door open while masturbating using her son's underwear in the hopes that he barges in while she is in the act, but she wouldn't go any further

>>16634130
When talking about lewding momsters I only think of adoptive and single ones
Married ones are great for a happy family life but you can't fuck them

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633951
"MOMMY, GIMMIE TENDIES NOW!!!! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634156
Dumb frog poster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634156
Low intelligence mucas toad statement-maker

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634152
Momsters just make me way too sad. Like just look at how perfect that sounds. Don't you just want to give anything to have that life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634146
Well, hes going to wake up to a familiar face and an unfamiliar sensation on his dick.

>>16634155
Maybe.
Then its the sonnus time to take a shot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634156
Back to /r9k/ with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634173
I always knew /mgt/ was basically 90% robots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633947
She 's no hero, never was, never will be. Just an old maid hired to do some cleaning

[Anonymous No.]

I want to mucus a toad, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634171
>Sonnus
Now I'm imagining an ongoing thread on /human/ for lonely momsters who dream of having sonnus

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634171
>waking up to momster deepthroat
>in your dorm room where she doesn't live
>when you're a virgin
Extremely lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634128
what if they deny their desires so much that they start manifesting subconsciously
>walks around the house in the morning forgetting that she's wearing sexy nightwear
>uses sexual double entendres with you without realizing it
>you sometimes catch her staring at your crotch during conversation

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634184
No, I don't understand. What do you mean anon? Explain to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634198
I'd ejaculate into a frog girl's nostril.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634198
Smoking is bad for cute Anubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634187
They'd probably have it.

>>16634192
THat it is.

>>16634197
What about her walking in an extra large shirt that hugs her tight chest and covers half her panty-less ass.

[Anonymous No.]

Would monster girls be able to improve heart surgeries?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634213
Immensely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634208
Mamano Mambo Juju, It's Fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634213
Why do you keep saying stuff like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634213
That's an awfully specific question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634167
Believe me, I feel you. It sounds more perfect than anything else.
>>16634197
>Doesn't realize she's kabedon'd you while wishing for you to have a good last week of school, her big breasts hanging inches away from your face and breathing ragged
>walk in on her cleaning the floors once, down on her hands and knees, and while you head over to the refrigerator to grab something to eat she just stares eye level with your groin, mouth flooding with salivate
>always spends extra long vacuuming in front of the TV, bent over in full view of you as you're trying to watch TV from the couch
Poor momster can't even admit how much she wants it any more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634216
But still. It's not very nice and it gives me headaches. She doesn't need to smoke, she has no need to and it's just a waste of money.

I'm going to open up a charity for Anubi like her suffering from that addiction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634226
>Anubi like her suffering from that addiction.
They're going to need something else to suck on, anon. How are you going to find something like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634208
She has had a tough day anon, She thinks she deserves a smoke for getting through the day without yelling at anyone. She deserves it when it's not like anyone is waiting for her back home or anything. No, because SOMEONE, who shall not be named, can't take a bloody hint when you're trying to hit on him. Isn't that right ANON? HMM?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634234
She is a dog right? maybe a stick or plastic ball would work.

[Anonymous No.]

From Buck's tumblr:

>Mothest has been decided to be the bestest girl of them all, probably her big assets, extra soft nature and calm disposition have made her fit to be the one to meet everyone’s heart!! She will be getting a nsfw image set, which will be full colored and in the quality of a visual novel is (u know, small transitions) this will be a full sex course.

>Etna (lava golem) is the 2nd best chosen by everyone, she has gotten into everyone’s heart and melted it. So she will be getting a detailed and color nsfw drawing.

Supposedly coming around early to mid March.

[Anonymous No.]

What do momsters do to kids who are being extremely dense on purpose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634241
No, anon. It has to be something that she can suck to completion and doing it has to make her feel good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634187
>All those sad lonely CC living in escapism because of the serious lack of sonnus in their lives
We should give them a minute of silence

>>16634197
>>16634224
This, this so badly

>She accidentally shuffles the clean clothes and dirty ones so she has to sniff them all to separate them
>She keeps spilling liquids on herself whenever she wears a see-through shirt
>She cooks meals filled with aphrodisiac foods and makes her son finish them all
>She keeps leaving her used panties in the bathroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634226
She just needs a moment to relax with a smoke

Speaking of smoking, when's KC gonna add wonderland caterpillar(maybe even butterfly) girls who smoke a lot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634248
A bone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634254
Getting warm there

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634245
Oh this should be good.

Sad the adult nacho doesn't get more love but she's still new and it's a niche fetish so that was to be expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634258
Mind giving me a hint?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634234
Icelollies can be very nice treats to have on a hot day. They cool you down. So I'd offer those.

>>16634240
Anon. I'd marry that girl on the spot and pamper her with everything after she comes home. She deserves it and I'd always be there for her.

>>16634241
Please don't. That's quite degrading. She only likes chewing on the rope in private because it tastes nice! Baka!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634264
>Icelollies
Glacies lolis are not for licking!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634263
The marrow needs to come out so she knows she's done. Otherwise smoke breaks would just go on forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634245
Yeah I don't give a shit. Because chances are when she releases the image sets they're going to be gangbang trash or some shitty fetish she has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634268
Incorrect, they are for licking.
Licking at a secret place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634270
So a platict bone made just for her? I think it wouldn't be hard getting one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634268
I was trying to avoid saying that because I nee somebody would point this out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634273
Damn didn't know we were in the presence of such a badass

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634274
L-like in the broomcloset or...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634253
She could relax while I pamper her. She doesn't need no dangerous, unhealthy, silly cigarette when she has me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634276
I'm obviously talking about bones with a broad groove ground around them to they can chew through them in a few minutes and suck the marrow out at the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634287
Maybe, but there's another thing about her is going to be licked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634281
Just pointing it out before it happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634294
But what if your tongue gets stuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634294
I'm going to lick her clavicles!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634290
Maybe smoking is better for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634246
>Slann
>As a Momster
HA HA HA YES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634289
You better take responsibility for making her go cold turkey and I don't know if MGs go through withdrawal, but you're gonna have to cuddle her through the headaches

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634316
But marrow is good for you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634273
Shame that the mothest is a used goods slut along with that Manticore of hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634325
It's a real shame. That's why Buck is shit and should be treated like shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16625283
>It's mysterious Gazer-gel. It's a protective coat turned half-solid from the girl's magic powers.
This is why headcannon is best with KC; I always liked to think it is the same stuff that composses Dark Matter

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634314
Don't worry, do it right and she'll be 'melting' long before you have the chance of that happening.

>>16634315
Well, you aren't wrong.

>>16634317
For a second I thought you were talking aobut the other Slann.

Would be difficult for an obese frog-girl to find love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634273
We've known for months now that the moth is a turbo slu, I'll probably still fap to her getting gangbanged or whatever since she was never waifu material to start with.

It's not my fetish but sometimes seeing a slut get pounded till she can no longer move is hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634318
I definitely will. I'd be there for her all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634323
She can get marrow cigs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634339
You can fap to whatever you want. Nobody is stopping you from doing that.

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>>16634339
There is nothing wrong with sluts being sluts. Not sure why people get pissy about it.

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>>16634334
>I can't separate the image of fictional illustrated characters from their backstories
Autism in the highest regard

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>>16634317
If Slann was a momster, I doubt she'd hide anything from you. Enjoy getting violated by her every day

[Anonymous No.]

As much as I'd like a pure momster, I think a lewd momster would be just as great
>your momster loves you like you're her real child, but likes to tease you sexually
>flashing her huge tits when you least expect it, telling you how naughty it is to masturbate when your room is right next to her's, fellating food right in front of you, and texting you lewd pictures when you're at school
>one day you've had enough. you kabedon your momster, causing her smug facade to crumble. she tries to apologize for teasing you all the time and tells you not to do this as you're mother and child
>you ignore her, pulling down her panties and taking out your dick. she gives one last plea of protest before you shove it in
>as you fuck your momster up against the wall, she starts moaning about how your dick feels too good and her pussy is molding to its shape
>you finish inside her and let her go, causing her to slump to the floor with a look of absolute bliss on her face
>after that, she starts teasing you even more, in the hopes that you'll rape her again

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634338
I want to tell this Yuki-Onna dirty jokes while enjoying a refresingly cool double footjob from her.

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>>16634343
>Anubis tries to quit smoking
>Cuddles up to her husbando whenever she gets a really bad headache
>Groans throughout the whole ordeal while saying how thankful she is
>...
>Schedules significantly better the next day

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>>16634338
Anon if I could lewd a fucking Kroxigor years ago there's a pretty good chance there isn't a Warhammer girl I couldn't lewd. Except Felinids, Ogryn, Slaaneshi daemons, Skaven (without them being furries because fuck you they're radioactive shitbirds anyway), and (YOU), because fuck you and this place when people start shitstorms because they're fags.

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>>16634325
>>16634334
It still amazes me how uptight people get about this stuff
I'll be enjoying the monstergirls and happily waiting for more
>>16634352
Fucking this

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>>16634355
What? What's autism at it's highest regard is getting assmad when someone insult their favourite futa monster boy gangbang artist.

If you're talking about her characters back stories I don't give a flying shit what they are. Her shit isn't welcomed her.

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>>16634363
>Warhammer but it's all just monster girls
>And Dwarfs are shortstacks like Dorafs because fuck you KC

[Anonymous No.]

momster fuckers are just as bad as daughteru fuckers.

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>>16634334
Fuck off, Buck's great. Just because you can't handle people having varied interests and fetishes doesn't mean they're not producing quality content.

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>>16634362
See. It always turns out better.

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>>16634343
You should just let her sugg your dicc whenever she gets the cravings.

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>>16634208
>>16634216
>>16634226
Smoking is hot and with Mamono Mana there's no downsides to it though

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>>16634379
I'm a bit more accepting of momsters, probably becaus eI like oyakodon.

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>>16634372
>Her shit isn't welcomed here
I'm pretty sure plenty of people here have enjoyed her art and posted it here plenty of times for quite a while
Have fun thinking you speak for the thread though

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>>16634381
I'm not saying her art isn't quality. Because it's pretty good. I'm saying her "interests" are garbage and if you weren't so new you'd realize that.

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>>16634390
KDF likes oyakodon too.

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>>16634359
Why would you post such awful feet.

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>>16634391
Feel free to post her monster boy and futa shit that take up about 80% of her art. See the kinds of reaction you get.

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>>16634352
Exactly, it's not like she even has to be a good person or be someone you want a romantic relationship with.

Sometimes a man's dick wants to see a girl get completely ravaged.
>>16634367
>>16634381
Really as long as buck keeps the monster boy stuff out of it I'm fine with whatever she makes.

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>>16634363
Warhammer with monster girls would be fantastic.
Especially considering all the fighting would basically be over who gets the husbands.

>>16634377
Shortstack dwarves are the best kind of dwarves.

It would be difficult for me to decide between them, a vampire countess, or some nice chaos girl from the north that isn't a nurglite....unless nurgelite girls don't look like roasted ass and carry fifty diseases each and are more of a soft, motherly looking kind of girls instead.

Imagine, they hope for the plagues of nurgle not so they are 'blessed' but so that you catch a cold and they get to care for you instead....although I imagine the 'diseases' would be more sexually interesting that serious.

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>>16634397
But that's with his own family, I'm talking about fucking a girl and her mother.

Fucking my own mother or daughteru would be incredibly weird even if they're were monsters or adopted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634386
I know that anon. But it just looks bad. I'd never want to see my waifu smoking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634383
In this scenario, I'll cave because imagining an Anubutt using her husbando to help her quit is endearing to me.

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>>16634402
Most of that is completely separate from her MGE stuff though.

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>>16634406
I can't disagree with you there anon. It me momster fucking is a little lighter than daughteru fucking. But still kinda wrong. If either made an advance on me I'd shut them down real quick.

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>>16634402
But no one does that, just like no one posts the various futa and monsterboy and other unaccepted stuff from plenty of other artists that still make quality monstergirl art
Spoiler alert, plenty of artists, especially those who do monstergirl art, are into plenty of /d/ tier stuff or things of that nature, but people can be mature enough to just post the relevant things in the appropriate places

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>>16634403
Yeah, my waifu was a virgin when I met her and I'm sure most people's waifus were the same, but that doesn't mean all girls have to be like that. So what if a girl sucked 50 cocks? Leave her be.

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>>16634405
>nurgelite girls
You know how it is, anon.
Slimy STD pustule pussy.

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>>16634395
I'm sure 90% of people here have interests that are 'garbage' but that doesn't stop them from posting here
This argument is retarded

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>>16634405
Quite possibly. Though Lizardwomen sound tempting, and the Pharaohs or the Ork girls.

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>>16634412
It is. But a still hefty portion of it is MGE. To be honest I'm just miffed to see gangbang shit and I know for a fact the same characters we post and call cute, will someday get "Buckified".

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>>16634402
But no one posts that stuff here or tries to force that stuff on anyone
I bet you KC has drawn things in his past that you'd think are shit or terrible, should we not post KC art because of that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634423
>the same characters we post and call cute, will someday get "Buckified".
Komodo getting gangbanged in the classroom when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634417
Same, my ideal monster girl is a virgin but every girl being like that would make the world a boring place.
>>16634423
>But a still hefty portion of it is MGE
Prove it then, right now you're having a tantrum over nothing.

FYI KC has tweeted stories with gangbangs in before so you're having a meltdown over nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634405
>Dwarves
>Lewd Fortress
>insane lava-lowered dungeon filled with traps to capture adventurers to become cumpumps for the braid-loving stortstacks

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>>16634417
>So what if a girl sucked 50 cocks? Leave her be.

You know anon. If it ain't my waifu, I don't care. But that still kinda bugs me. Which is why I'm the MGE universe I voluntarily teach a Purity Class in my spare time.

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>>16634441
Oh god, imagine boatmurdered.

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>>16634423
So you're getting upset about the fictional backstory of illustrated characters that you've grown attached to
They're just drawings man, they're not cheating on you or on anyone and just cause someone out there has drawn hyperdick shitting dick nipples art of a character you think is cute doesn't change the cute image of her you like to have
Yeah if the imageset comes out and its something you don't like that sucks but if some images in it are great there's no need to get all pissy when they get posted because 'actually guys she's a total slut you shouldn't like this'

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>>16634352
>>16634355
>>16634367
>>16634381
You know I've noticed that these days the people who whine and get upset about how the thread doesn't like their fetishes are more obnoxious than the people they claim to fight (The thread). This whole argument started because two people dont like Buck's taste. Just ignore it.

I mean shit, if you don't like how this place can be ultra vanilla at times, go to /d/, go to the wiki, go to redux, go to tff, go to mgu, you've got countless alternatives that'll be fine with futa, monster boys, gangbangs, or whatever it is you want. Why get angry at the one place that's vanilla when all the rest of the places can satisfy whatever else it is you want?

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>>16634444
I mean, that's completely fine. Trying to prevent it from happening is normal and good, but doesn't change that some people like it and it'll happen here and there.

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>>16634462
No one is saying they like or want to see those things in the thread, they're saying if someone posts relevant Monstergirl art it shouldn't be discarded or 'shit on' just because the artist also does things that aren't accepted in other works
No one is telling you you have to like their fetishes, take the tinfoil off

[Anonymous No.]

>nagash is a mayadere wight
Would you love her?

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>>16634462
That's pretty much what I, rather autistically, fear. These threads turning to shit.

Then again I've calmed down now and realized I was being really fucking stupid. And this guy >>16634457 helped me realize that. I apologise, please forgive me.

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>>16634451
It's just rape, rape and more rape.

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>>16634462
I'ma neutral party here, but I just wanted to point out the fact that monstergirls are /d/ in the first place.

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>>16634418
That's why an MGE-ified version would be the goddess of colds that knock husbands out of comission for a while and 'STDs' that are more along the line of 'in heat', 'bigger orgasms', and 'super sensitive'.

>>16634420
Yeah,they're would be quite the pick.

>>16634441
Anon, that'd be a nightmare realm that chaos would run from.

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>>16634462
It's push back against rampant autism, sure those two people may have not tried to cause a shit storm but the same arguments have been used to in the past.

People can only put up with it so long before getting fed up.
>you've got countless alternatives that'll be fine with futa, monster boy
No one wants those, stop strawmanning.
>Why get angry at the one place that's vanilla when all the rest of the places can satisfy whatever else it is you want?
On the other hand, why get angry when it's not vanilla?

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>>16634473
Oh of course anon. I agree with you. It's just I'd like to educate MGs on why waiting until they're married to a man. Makes sex 1000x better.

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>>16634485
Cheers.

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>>16634494
Oh shit it's the demonfag. I knew I could count on him to make me feel better. You're a real MVP.

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>>16634492
That and being a slut will possibly ruin her for life. She'll have a bunch of daughterus and finding a man will be really hard.

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>>16634490
>I'm sorry, but my husband can't come to work this week.
>Yes, he has Permaboner, Endlesscum AND Quickshot Fever.
>Yes, all at the same time.
>I'll have to nurse him very intensely.
>Yes.
>Thank you for understanding.

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>>16634506
Pretty much.

They'd be motherly, doting girls who are mean in a fight.

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>>16634498
Please do not Alp on us.

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>>16634504
Exactly, anon. You hit it on the mark.

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>>16634498
If I get one thing through to anyone its this:
People should be thinking about how they wanna fuck monstergirls, not thinking about how other people wanna fuck monstergirls.
There's complications and complexities and caveats and all sorts of stuff apart from that but that's like the golden rule of monstergirls I think.

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>>16634492
Doesn't have any impact on the quality of the sex, it's more just for personal preferences on the part of the man since most monster girls don't care either way.

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>>16634523
Oh but it will anon. Just think about it, it's denial play if MGs want to put it like that. It's building up all that sexual frustration. Similar to how Zombie dragon's are.

Monster girls don't care. But maybe I can teach them to care!

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>>16634509
I'd like a cute Birdman abomination. Change you can cum from and so on.

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>>16634523
I wouldn't like to marry a girl with five daughterus straight from nowhere. It would be really hard unless your love is strong.

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>>16634536
And she'd use that magic to be a smaller, bookish girl that would enjoy 'studying' with you and you.
When pissed, she can go big and unleash chaos blasts that can corrupt a human woman in an instant.

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>>16634538
Going get a bit masochist here. But for me I'd have to look at those daughterus everyday and know that I can't leave them because they'd be broken. But they aren't mine. Do they really love me? I'm not their real daddy. So their calls for daddy would seem pretty empty to me.

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>>16634538
There are people who have had successful relationships with single mothers before though. And as is the case with all things MGE I'm sure it would just enhance the experience and end up making things better. I personally wouldn't mind it, given the nature of the setting, but to each their own.

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>>16634545
>a smaller, bookish girl
I'd ravage her savagely.

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>>16634547
>>16634549
Hold up, I just went dumb. It really is the men's preference.

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>>16634538
I don't want a girl with five daughterus, I'm just saying I wouldn't care if a monster had captured and released before and hopefully they wouldn't mind if I visited a kej brothel or something before I met them.

I want to travel the world and have all kinds of experiences before I meet the right monster girl, it would be selfish of me to have sex with all kinds of girls before settling down but expect her to be pure as a unicorn. I'd prefer it if she was but I'm not going to turn her down if she's the right girl.

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>>16634551
And despite her immense power and haughty calls for you to stop her hips are moving more than yours and she's the one who seems to be enjoying it.

Just watch out for all the elaborate plans she has for you to to spend quality time together or go out on dates.

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>>16634553
Yes. Yes it is.

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>>16634491
>Push back against rampant autism
So in other words autism to shit up the thread?

>No one wants those, stop strawmanning.
I fucking wish that was the case. Unfortunately I know a good chunk of people who are legitimately angry at the thread and bitch about the fact it doesn't like those fetishes.

>On the other hand, why get angry when it's not vanilla?
Because you've got multiple alternatives you can go to that aren't vanilla? That I just listed? And by "not vanilla" I mean gangbangs and futa, since honestly despite how people act this thread is still accepting of most fetishes. You can get away with a lot. Like loli. Can't do that one on /d/.

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>>16634556
That's a great mindset.

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>>16634491
>No one wants those
>futa
You'd be surprised that there are a few anons who want that. They just get shouted down by everyone else every time they bring it up tho.

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>>16634556
I was just exagerating a bit. Having sex here and there is comepletely fine, both for monsters and humans.

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>>16634558
I bet she could make her abominable holes undulate just right to keep me on the edge of orgasm for hours no matter how soft or hard I fucked her. Maybe even migrate me from one side to the other by joining her vag and rectum and then splitting them again with me now on the opposite side.

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>>16634568
Not within the past month and a half at least.
I know, I've kept the thread open at all times for that long and read after sleeping.

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>>16634556
Although I don't agree with you. I can clearly see your point and understand where you're coming from. Makes a lot of sense when you consider MGE setting aswell.

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>>16634568
For good reason.

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>>16634563
Just gonna say here that loli is a major part of KC's canon. Not a required one, but heavily accepting of it on a fundamental level because KC is a lolicon himself.

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>>16634573
Anon, she could change it so that all her holes feel like you're violating them.

That and she'd know some magic to up the sensitivity of both parties.

They'd demand to be spoiled though, which makes them dislike the nurglite girls who love to spoil.

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>>16634562
Seriously with a world as fantastic and varied as KCs I'd really want to experience a lot of what it had to offer before settling down.

How can I travel to zipangu, the mist continent and the undead kingdoms to have fun if I'm married and trying to raise a daughteru? That's a lot to be missing out on for someone with world travelling ambitions.

I'd feel guilty as hell if I slutted it up with all different races but turned down a lovely girl because she's caught one or two guys for stress relief when she was desperate in the past.

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>>16634591
Especially considering the nature of monsters and how they're literally built for sex. Don't worry about it, there's nothing wrong with that.

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>>16634591
>How can I travel to zipangu, the mist continent and the undead kingdoms to have fun if I'm married and trying to raise a daughteru? That's a lot to be missing out on for someone with world travelling ambitions.

Hell I'd still travel with my waifu and daughterus. When they've matured a little though.

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>>16634584
I'd spoil her with my dick. And also my tongue. And my hugs.
What would she want, anyway? Massages? Being cooked for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634601
Massages, warm meals made by you, you being the big spoon for her while she studies.

They'd be the himederes to the nurglites derederes.

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>>16634595
Yeah I'd feel like I was shaming her for how she was born, that's depressing.
>>16634597
I'd probably travel too once the daughteru was old enough to appreciate it. Maybe I could show her and the wife all the cool places I've visited over the years and be their tour guide.

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>>16634597
I would probably travel the world before having my daughter. After we have her then we settle down and chill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634611
>Yeah I'd feel like I was shaming her for how she was born, that's depressing

Glad my waifu is pure and I don't have to find a girl I love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634608
Sounds perfect. I'd molest her while she studied, though. Both with my mouth and with my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634591
Romance and love is it's own adventure one

Besides why are you skipping straight to daughteru and not traveling or going on a long honeymoon with your wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634617
Just be careful with the wings, they're extra sensitive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634626
I'm going to nuzzle them together with her nape and hair. I'd run my nose along the bases of her wings and her neck, sniffing and blowing warm air all over all three.

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>>16634591
I definitely get the logic here, especially going off of KC's canon. Personally though, I have a major fetish for exchanging virginities with my waifu, so while I envy you a little I'm still glad to save myself. Giving up all those experiences is definitely a sacrifice I'd make for her, plus we could do what this anon >>16634597 says and travel the realms once we have our daughteru and she is old enough.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have a Wuxia story with monster girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634636
But if you do that She'll start panting about how impudent you are and she'll demand you stop...although she'd be quite disappointed if you did.

Chaos girls are crafty creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634616
That's the good thing for waifufags, don't have to worry about any of this because you've already found the one.
>>16634623
Depends on the race I'd end up finding, if I ended up falling for something that gets pregnant really easily like a devil bug I might not have a choice in the matter.

With a dragon or some other powerful girl though, yeah a long honeymoon would be possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634641
This. Virginity exchanging is just the best and like you said, it's given up a lot for her. But it's worth every second of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634650
She's going to get her feathers AND her hime cut ruffled. Serves her right for being such a good girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634659
I hope you expect blushing, a small huff, and her telling you to be prepared to take care of the egg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634656
Yeah, knowing which monster you want would be nice, but that won't stop you for being raped though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634668
No, I expect her to get inseminated. I'm sure she can show me some sort of vision of it happening while I cuddle her in bliss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634674
Expect a 'how l-lewd!' to come out while she does such a thing.

honestly, she's a creature of magic, can you expert her to not know something so simple?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634641
Personal preference has a big part in this for sure.

Not that my preference is a used monster girl, just that I'm not going to reject one over it. Exchanging virginities is a really cute idea.
>>16634669
Accidentally taking the wrong mountain path in Zipangu and running into an Ushi-Oni would be a nightmare.

On second thoughts I'd stay clear of mountain paths as long as I wanted to remain travelling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634668
What is it about egg laying and eggs that are so cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634689
We need anons married to MGs to take one for the team and help provide safe passage through the Zipangu mountainsides.
Maybe that one Nureonaga guy with a katana can help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634690
Because the eggs will be wrapped up in blankets while the wife fauns over them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634689
>Not that my preference is a used monster girl, just that I'm not going to reject one over it.
I feel you anon, no worries!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634689
Yeah, if I was travelling I would stay clear of the monsters I dislike or have a higher chance of raping me on sight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634695
He just wanted a quiet life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634695
Give the ushi a maid vest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634695
Well, I suppose I wouldn't mind if it was a sort of dayjob, though it may take some convincing. But yeah, I'd much rather live a quiet life with friendly townsfolk and a loving waifu to come home to and watch the rain with.
>>16634699
Right, this. But if its a job that I'd be ab-
>>16634700
HONEY GET THE ODACHI

[Anonymous No.]

>>16633341
Yo, I did it.
She ended up being more yan than I expected though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634713
That's a nice cleavage. But why is she setting shit on fire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634695
Hiring bodyguards would help.

Maybe hiring the less rapey kinds of monster girl and offering them spirit energy as payment might help.
>>16634698
Volcanic regions would be a nightmare to travel, Hellhounds probably move fast and would be hard to notice with their dark skin blending with the rocks in the area.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634719
Do you know who Farnese is by any chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634722
Honestly it sounds right up the alley of the undead samurai girls whose name escape me at the moment but will probably be released soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634725
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634738
Allright then. She sets shit on fire. That's about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634405
Alot of the times it's headcanonned that Nurglettes takes after Isha more than Dad.

>>16634377
>>16634405
Anons stop, I don't want to out myself was a degenerate fa/tg/uy again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634741
That sounds nice. Maybe she can set my heart on fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634743
Oh anon.
There's quite a few of us here.
I'd hate to be the bastard that ended up getting taken by an MG Goldtooth.


And yeah, I know about the nurglette thing but I have to go indepth to get it setup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634730
Sounds about right, a Hinezumi or Lizard would probably see it as a chance to practice their skills too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634746
>Maybe she can set my heart on fire
If you're refering to the dark priest then yeah, that'll work out and she'll call the fire brigade

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634754
Eh, in that universe she's probably just a little chubby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634763
She'd probably be on the heavier side of chubby, if not outright fat, but I'd hate to be that anon.

his pelvis better be made from dwarven steel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634771
At least she'd let you live in luxury.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634773
Yeah, you'd have it all.
Although it would probably be quite awkward for him if she dressed up in revealing clothes and had to 'get it up' for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634776
Hey, some people are into it. Provided MGE-ification still kept her 2D cute even with her size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634754
Anon, you don't get it.

I'd do warpstone powder off of a Skaven's stomach. Furry or not. I want to do massive amounts of radioactive cocaine so I wouldn't care what I stick my dick in anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634780
True, 2D would keep her looking cute.
She'd probably go drink if he 'didn't perform' though, with a bit of a pout.

>>16634782
Anon, please don't cause the skaven population to boom.

Once those girl go breeder they don't go back.
They'd be MGE large mice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634794
Large Mice with insane tech.

Hmm, maybe I should go to Ulthuan and get a nice Elf girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634780
>>16634794
I volunteer.
But, threads about ending, so that's about the end of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634805
But I want this to keep going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634810
Oh, I meant for me. Yall continue enjoying yer tabletop monster waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634802
Yep, and the mice themselves would be a bit crazy.

As for Ulthuan, they're all himederes and/or tsunderes there.

not worth it.

>>16634805
But are you ready for them all to start fighting and planning for who gets to be your wife or next breeder.

They would probably have massive pregnancies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634816
>himederes and/or tsunderes

But that's perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634816
>spoiler
Stop, stop, I can only get so erect!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16634794
Anon you don't fucking understand. I'm going to find the closest equivalent to Thanquol and steal all of her warpstone rock candy, mash it into a fine powder using mortar and pestle, sprinkle it on her tum-tum and fluff tunnel and snort that shit like I'm fucking Snowflame or Doom Rider.

I WANT TO FEEL THE EUPHORIC BURNING OF THE MAMANO MANA AND WARPSTONE ENERGIES AS I PIN THAT LITTLE HORNED BINT TO THE GROUND, MAKING HER SECRETE MUSK IN AROUSAL AND FEAR BEFORE RIDING HER LIKE A FUCKING BEAST IN A RUT. HER HORNS WILL BE HANDLE BARS. HER FAT RAT ASS WILL BE MINE. THERE IS NO LOVE LIKE THE LOVE OF A SKAVEN-FUCKER, ANON. MY DAUGHTERS WILL OVERRUN THE OVERWORLD, FOR EVEN THE MIGHTIEST DAM WILL BREAK UNDER ENOUGH WATER PRESSURE.

BRING ME THE RAT OGRES, BRING ME THE WARPLOCK ENGINEERS, BRING ME THE ESHIN COURTIERS, BRING ME THE GREY SEERS. WE'RE GOING TO GET THIS APOCALYPSE STARTED RIGHT.

>MGE Large Mice
>Not ratkin with the same body to fur ratio as Kobold and insane tech/backstabby tendencies

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>>16634821
You say that but can you imagine how much you would have to care for one, let alone two or more?

They'd need you rubbing bellies, bringing snacks, and pampering them while they wait-wait for daughter-daughters to be born.

>>16634822
It is until you realize that the tsun elf whose been putting on airs is actually a baker.

>>16634826
That would be a bit more appropriate for them appearance wise.
And the rat ogres are good girls who are only so vicious as they are because they think they aren't cute and getting husband-husbands.

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>>16634841
>They'd need you rubbing bellies, bringing snacks, and pampering them while they wait-wait for daughter-daughters to be born
Oh no, you're not getting me vacationed again for talkin about this. Begone with your immensely tempting fantasies of excessively spoiling fertile and greedy monstergirls into oblivion!

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>>16634841
>It is until you realize that the tsun elf whose been putting on airs is actually a baker.

I will tell her her bread is delicious.

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>>16634841
>They'd need you rubbing bellies, bringing snacks, and pampering them while they wait-wait for daughter-daughters to be born.

Not even involved in this conversation but this made me happy when I read it.

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>>16634851
Hey, its not my fault you went for the girls who take broodmother literally.

Just imagine all the daughteru-daughterus you are going to have running around, trying to show you pictures they drew and getting headpats from you.

>>16634854
>Blushingelf_Baka.png

>>16634857
They're good girls...if sneaky and crafty.

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>>16634863
Enough! Tempt me with burgeoning ever-pregnant broodmothers and hordes upon hordes of cute affection-seeking daugtherus no longer! Stop hitting all of my weak points!

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>>16634880
Eleves are lewd.

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>>16634877
never.
I'm going to make you imagine the big ol' bed you'd probably have where wives could cuddly you at night and daughterus can, when breeding isn't going on, sneak in for hugs and quality time.

Eventually though your daughteru-dagutherus would be old enough to go out and claim their own communal husband.

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>>16634713
I will say you do tits and cleavage nicely, would love to see you draw a Holstaur doing... cow things, I don't know.

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>>16634882
Well then we'd just have to make more and more and more of them.
Wait, no, I mean stop talking about this! You can't make me imagine them loving me so much because I remember all the daughteru names by heart! You can't force me to imagine feeling the weight of the wives' laden bodies pressing up against me during soft intimate post-coitus cuddling/makeout sessions! You have no right to get me to think about the wives sighing and fawning over me playing with the daughterus and making sure each and every last one of them feels special, causing them to want to ramp up brood production even more when night hits!

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>No oneesan Jabberwock to cuddle me at night when I go into her room
>No oneesan Jabberwock to tell me she's proud of her little brother and he should keep up the good work
>No oneesan Jabberwock who tells me she's here to protect me
>No oneesan Jabberwock who I can go clothes shopping with and do all the things she wants to do
>No oneesan Jabberwock to look up to

It's late and I'm sad.

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>>16634896
I'm sorry but I can't hear you over the sound of The skaven daughterus having to start going out into new places in the skavenblight just to house the burgoning clan your making.

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Reminder that none of us actually deserve a monstergirl waifu.

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>>16634915
Especially not the feeders.

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>>16634915
Did you ever think that maybe it's the other way around?
Did you ever think that maybe monster girls don't deserve us?
Did you ever think that maybe monster girls don't deserve human husbandos?

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>>16634892
Why thank you. I also pride myself on hips, but forgot to put them in it. Oh well.
>would love to see you draw a Holstaur doing... cow things
I'll see what I can do after I do a thing with daughterus

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>>16634915
but why?

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>>16634915
Even if it is bait. I know anon. And I'd appreciate it if you didn't remind me.

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>>16634928
Because you use up our image limit on reaction gifs.

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>>16634903
>not suckling/molesting some Wock tiddy while she sleeps

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>>16634906
...welp.
Looks like I accidentally a Great Ascendency through sheer numbers.
If nothing else I hope the wives are comfortable and pampered and happy with their lives as matriarchs to such a massive clan.

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>>16634936
Anon I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't treat my oneesan like that especially touching her like that. It's just rude and inappropriate.

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>>16634922
But my waifu wants me so bad.

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>>16634943
Yep.
Hope you're ready to negotiate some land with the other folks on the surface and promise that you're going to not invade them. yet.

plus side, you're wive-wives get to see something new beside the bedroom now, although their figures have undoutably...'ripened' thanks to all the kids they've had.

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>>16634841
Well I mean I'd need to name change to post Skaven stuff so meh

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>>16634975
Meh, you'll be fine.

I haven't name-fagged....probably since the first two weeks I contributed crap.

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>>16634924
I didn't think that would actually work, thank you.

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>>16634958
Hot unholy momma(s), that really is quite enough. I'm just gonna call that a best end right there and keep the rest to myself. Hot damn, good gracious

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>>16634903
Jabberwock Oneesan is always with you. In your heart.

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>>16635001
Yep.
Although you may want to stop, or at least slow, the rate at which you have daughterus unless you want to get every other species in the old world breathing down your neck due to all the husbands your kids will need.

That and you'll probably have the other skaven clans on your ass for A: starting the great Ascendancy without them and B: Commanding more power than the rest of them combined.

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>>16634880
I want a complete image of this

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>>16635012
Thanks anon. Actually means a lot to me.

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>>16635000
Eh, I try to have fun with it.
It's nice to know that someone actually likes my shit.
No, uh, promises though.

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>>16635017
Eh, fuck em. My daughterus deserve everything, my wives the stars themselves. If others don't like it they can come confront me about it.
But good luck, I'm behind exponential amounts of daughterus!

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>>16635066
You're a good broodfather. Insane, but your hearts in the right place.

Remember, daughterus are for giving the world to, /mgt/

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>>16635078
Id do anything for my daughterus!

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>>16635066
And that's how Anon became known as the Skavenfather and took over the world.

Allowing the skaven, and an underclass of other race slaves, to have centuries of, relative, peace.

Then came the akward moment where his daughterus began to leave the planet and we have to decide if we go by 'new' cannon where the WFB universe is its own or the one where its actually a planet in the 40k universe.

Are your daughterus bad enough girls to romance the imperial guard?

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>>16635078
If my daughteru wants the world she'll have to pillage it herself!

Fly on, dragon daughteru.

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>>16635078
Well now I want a mug that says 'World's best brooddad' on it.

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>>16635092
>>16635083
>>16635066
Father's day would be a weeklong celebration.

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Yeti kids are a handful

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>>16635087
I have fucking loved this and best ending imaginable. Time to take the wives on a very well deserved vacation around their domain.
As for what may or may happen 40k years into the maybe not-so-grim far future, that's a story for another time.

But of course they are.

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>>16635099
Sounds wonderful!

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>>16635111
Yep.
They'd probably build statues of you in their cities, and you'd probably have a couple white haired daughters that would raise you up as some sort of mythological super man.

>>16635113
It would be.
Each daughteru would expect a hug and kiss on the cheek in return for the gift, be it home-made or bought.

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>>16635099
Only if Matriarch Day lasts a month!

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>>16635119
Oh you know it would.
Many hugs would be given.

The only question is what anon does with his wives once they reach 'that' age.

Having so many kids over a life time probably hasn't done their figures any favors, although they probably rival holsts in chest size at that point.

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>>16634981
You don't seem to understand undesirables.

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Stupid sexy dullahans

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>>16635102
Too bad they grow up to be terrible people.

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>>16635141
That terrible yeti is just one girl. I'm sure they grow up just fine.

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teeny tiny daughteru toes!