[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/jp/ - Otaku Culture

View post   
  [?]In ghost mode, only threads with non-archived posts will be shown
File: 75 KB, 551x1024, Statue_d'Alfred_le_Grand_à_Winchester.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
1659739 No.1659739 [Reply] [Original]

Hey /jp/, let's say you get yourself involved in a Holy Grail War. Who would you want to be your servant?

I'd probably go with Alfred the Great, as Saber.

>> No.1659751

Yvain, I guess. Maybe Perceval.

>> No.1659754

EX level against Danes

>> No.1659769

Berserker Bruce Lee

>> No.1659771

Mewtwo as lancer

>> No.1659789

Bob The Beast Sapp

>> No.1659793
File: 27 KB, 375x416, 1227549039811.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
1659793

Saber

>> No.1659794

Mewtwo as lancer

>> No.1659808

Jeanne d'Arc.

She's probably a pretty crazy stuckup god bitch though. That makes me want to fuck her all the more.

>> No.1659812

Sisyphus. Fuck your gods.

>> No.1659815

Hercules Archer

>> No.1659827

>thread
xD

>> No.1659834
File: 192 KB, 700x700, 1227549480897.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
1659834

Berserker.

>> No.1659836

Takamachi Nanoha Lancer

>> No.1659844

Jesus, lol.

>> No.1659851

I wonder if Yukari as caster would do the same thing.

>> No.1659869

A lot of of you seem pretty interested in supplying 'Mana' to a bunch of old dead guys

>> No.1659886
File: 226 KB, 960x1280, 1227550025433.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
1659886

Do our servants have to be ostensibly human? Otherwise I'd take Athena.

>> No.1659885

>>1659869
Normally, it's not required at all. Only for losers who can't even summon properly.

>> No.1659892

>>1659844
Avenger class.

>> No.1659899
File: 20 KB, 300x300, 1227550175620.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
1659899

Boadicea as Rider
Manly Queen > Girly King

>> No.1659901

Hitler

>> No.1659906

Have fun with your gay sex with old guys.

I'll take Cleopatra as Archer.

>> No.1659910

Miyamoto Musashi as Assassin. Either that or Goliath as Beserker.

>> No.1659943

>>1659834
Why Kharn when you can get Khorne? There's practically no difference between Khorne and Medusa, one is created from the wishes of men, the other from their emotions.

EX level Mad Enhancement fuck yeah.

>> No.1659971
File: 26 KB, 331x450, 1227550989304.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
1659971

Audrey Hepburn

>> No.1659980

Jack the Ripper as assassin.

>> No.1660004

>>1659869
We just want servants that are actually useful. Though there are a few female figures through history that have showed a little courage, you'll never get one awesome enough to actually be able to compete with the others. That's why they had to genderbend King Arthur.

>> No.1660000

Charon - Rider

>> No.1660008

>>1660000
OMG EPIC GET!!!!!!!!!

STICKY THIS SHIT xD~~~~~~~~~~

>> No.1660013

>figures through history
>King Arthur

>> No.1660021

Genderbended Guan Yu as Lancer.

>> No.1660025
File: 15 KB, 210x372, 1227551644128.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
1660025

Simo Hayha as Archer or Assassin.

>> No.1660026

>>1660013
Arthur existed.

>> No.1660028

>>1660026
That is highly debatable.

>> No.1660035

>>1660013
Well, have me excused, my good man, I forgot to make a clear distinction between history and folklore. Allow me to correct myself:
Though there are a few female figures through history and in folklore that have showed a little courage, you'll never get one awesome enough to actually be able to compete with the others.

>> No.1660043

>>1660028
But not deniable.

>> No.1660049

William Wallace faggots. You don't need to ask as what, do you?

>> No.1660051

>>1660049
No, of course not.

>> No.1660053

Considering that the Type-Moon mythos takes myth as fact, wouldn't a mythical hero be the best choice?

>> No.1660063
File: 40 KB, 300x435, 1227552210110.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
1660063

Berserker Paul Bunyan

>> No.1660076

>>1659886
No pure Gods. Half-gods like Hercules can only be bound by people with extreme magical circuit all over their body like Ilya, and nobody really has full control over 2/3 god like Gilgamesh.

>> No.1660088

Caster Merlinus
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW SABER ?

>> No.1660096

>>1660076
How do I know if I have an extreme magical circuit?

>> No.1660106

>>1660096
If you're a homunculi and have rune carvings all over your body. Which would mean you look like a 12 year old until you die.

In other words...
If you're a fake shota.

>> No.1660107
File: 72 KB, 381x481, 1227553098923.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
1660107

Gustav II Adolf as a Rider. Fuck yeah!

>> No.1660109

>>1660106
>In other words... If you're a legal shota.
If only...

>> No.1660111
File: 15 KB, 220x314, 1227553312798.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
1660111

Prometheus.
He saved the entire human race at the cost of her divinity. I'd just summon him, invite him a few beers and let him go with my thanks. Real men need no sevants.

>> No.1660127

Galahad. He was the only guy who kicked Lancelot's ass, IIRC. Plus he was pretty.

>> No.1660131
File: 24 KB, 200x200, 1227553786423.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
1660131

Zhuge Liang as Caster. He can summon winds...and win fights without fighting.

>> No.1660141
File: 10 KB, 200x265, 1227553916658.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
1660141

He won't die when he is killed.

>> No.1660142

Eric the Red as Rider or maybe Archer

>> No.1660143

I'll take Cupidon as Archer.
Massive betrayal ensues in all the other teams.
HAREM END

>> No.1660144

I choose Sisyphus.

Hell, he could have a reality marble where everyone has to roll boulders up hills.

>> No.1660145
File: 48 KB, 468x591, 1227553996953.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
1660145

This person as... something, I haven't seen this particular animu more than a few eps.

>> No.1660146

>>1660111
>He saved the entire human race at the cost of her divinity.
>at the cost of her divinity.
>her

>> No.1660183

>>1660076
Not true. The only reason Ilya needed the full-body magic circuit was because she was forced to summon Hercules before the Holy Grail War started, so Herc was getting all of his mana from ilya's body, rather than leeching most of it from the Grail and only getting a bit of a resupply from her like all of the other servants.

>> No.1660217
File: 75 KB, 430x604, 1227554996841.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
1660217

I choose Lenin. He will lead an uprising of servants to overthrow their bourgeoisie masters!

>> No.1660218

>>1660025
Maybe if you took Mannerheim as Caster, you could have Häyhä as his servant?

>> No.1660239

>>1660217
>somethingawful.com

>> No.1660243

I'd be my own servant. I don't need anyone else beside me to win a war.

>> No.1660259

>>1660243
You can even transfer mana to yourself without any awkwardness

>> No.1660289

Marcus Junius Brutus, Servant Assassin.

>> No.1660307

>>1660183
But it does say only someone like Ilya can bind a half-god though.

>> No.1660317

>>1660307
For a given value of bind. Rin's dad managed to summon a 2/3 god without too much hassle.

>> No.1660327

>>1660259
He'll probably be buying packs of semen from the association to replenish his mana, pretty much like Akiha drinking blood packs.

>> No.1660335
File: 54 KB, 389x480, 1227556325720.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
1660335

Basilios II the Bulgar-slayer
Lancer (or could be Berserker)

>> No.1660340
File: 564 KB, 1000x663, 1227556430594.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
1660340

Robert E. Lee as Rider.

THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN, BITCHES.

>> No.1660362
File: 100 KB, 499x711, 1227556739828.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
1660362

Manfred von Richthofen, Rider.

As long as I'm not up against Snoopy I'll be fine.

>> No.1660384

>>1660317
Hey, I'm just quoting what Shirou narrated.
Also, Gil pretty much did whatever he wanted and casually went with Kotomine when he felt like it, so he wasn't completely under control.

>> No.1660398
File: 42 KB, 799x602, 1227557631511.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
1660398

Cú Chulainn as Lancer

OH WAIT

>> No.1660399
File: 62 KB, 401x488, 1227557664808.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
1660399

>>1660340
It's on, bitch.

>> No.1660404

>>1660362
Huh? He beat Snoopy every time they met.

>> No.1660429
File: 8 KB, 320x240, 1227558358273.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
1660429

Onsokumaru as Berserker

>> No.1660440
File: 35 KB, 640x480, 1227558635760.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
1660440

Spike as archer.

>> No.1660442

>>1660404
Servant Snoopy's stats are maximum.

>> No.1660486

Lu Bu as Lancer.

Has the benefit of already being gender bended. I'd supply Ryofuku-chan with endless mana.

>> No.1660492

Anonymous as cancer.

>> No.1660497
File: 39 KB, 250x406, 1227559895878.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
1660497

Here's my Lancer.
I wanted to summon Achilles, but I end up with this momma's boy. Fucking affirmative action.

>> No.1660505
File: 13 KB, 500x375, 1227559972399.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
1660505

Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi as Caster.

>> No.1660504

Eirin as Archer.

>> No.1660518

>>1660492
JESUS FUCK, How many are you planning to support with your mana? Even if you have the legion raping everyone on Fuyuki it still wouldn't be enough for a day or to fill everyone. Are you planning to use them as some kind of Zergling expendable rush?

>> No.1660522
File: 196 KB, 700x969, 1227560085774.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
1660522

>>1660486

>> No.1660532

Teddy Roosevelt as Rider or maybe Berserker

>> No.1660878

Odin as Lancer for me... in female form, plskthnx

>> No.1660886

Odin as Rider / Lancer for me.... in female form, of course.

>> No.1661000

>>1660878
>>1660886
But Odin isn't human, I think.

>> No.1661046

>>1660486
Enjoy being betrayed by your servant. Repeatedly.

>>
Reply to thread [?]Don't expect anything heroic. Your post will not be uploaded to the original board.
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action