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My children will never play new video games. Now and days it seems like if a game is too hard this actually works against it getting good ratings. God dammit. Its kinda like if you can't sit down for 10 hours straight and not beat the game its the games fault. With all the new saving check points here and there its like games are more tedious then challenging. Not only only that but all the new systems have like two joysticks a D- Pad and 12 buttons, what the fuck is that. In most games this buttons tend to do the same thing.

With all that said MY CHILDREN WILL NEVER GET TO PLAY NEW VIDEO GAMES
OH YOU WANNA PLAY FINAL FANTASY 36 WELL TOO BAD YOU GOTTA PLAY EARTHBOUND AND CHRONO TRIGGER FIRST

I DON'T CARE IF YOUR FRIENDS THINK HALO 8 IS AWESOME YOU GOTTA PLAY GOLDENEYE 007 FIRST YOU FAGGOT

AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT TOUCHING A PS2 UNTIL YOU ARE 12

They will get to experience what made games like Ocarina of time so grate instead of reading it from a magazine.

I suggest you all do the same, its your duty.

>> No.1659008

>>1659006

>> No.1659009

/jp/ - Video Games

>> No.1659010

>>1659006

I don't think you'll ever have sex. Enjoy your fantasies of children. ALONE.

>> No.1659013

And how is this related to Touhou?

>> No.1659014
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1659014

>>1659006

"AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT TOUCHING A PS2 UNTIL YOU ARE 12"

i doubt children are going to play a PS2 when i have my 1st child

>> No.1659016

>>1659014
Which will never happen.

>> No.1659019

Great suggestion.

Except for that I won't be in this world in a couple months.

>> No.1659021

>>1659006

>video games got more complex and I hate it
>also since I'm older I can't enjoy nigh-everything because I'm not an uneducated mongrel anymore
>nostalgia goggles fucking ROCK

>> No.1659022

>>1659019

Cancer?

>> No.1659023

Yeah, right, and they will play Zork before Fallout 6.

>> No.1659024

Will you let them play Duke Nukem Forever?

WOULD YOU WITHHOLD EVEN THAT YOU MONSTER

Oh who am I kidding it won't be out by then

>> No.1659025

Eventhough this is not /jp/ related, OP got a point.

I grew up playing SM3 and Bubble bobble. I was damm happy everytime I reach a new stage being seeing game over.

>> No.1659026

Why are all "parents" on /jp/ such retards? Remember the guy who wanted to name his son Emiya. Rules are fine but god damn such rules are egoistic and not for the good for your child

>> No.1659028

>>1659026

Not to mention they're just the ravings of a madman who's got nostalgia contacts.

>> No.1659033

Back in my days, we played Space Invaders.
Today they play Space Invaders Extreme.

>> No.1659035

>>1659026

Nothing wrong with the name Emiya.

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1659037

>>1659026
That reminded me of this little gem.

>> No.1659038

>>1659035
For a while I thought it read "Emiry".

>> No.1659053

>>1659037
FFFFFFFFFFFFF

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1659265

>>1659037

I feel pity for him.. no really

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1659311

I'll just leave this here.

>> No.1659327

>>1659037

Poor kid.

He's gonna be the 'Darth Jacobson' of his generation.

>> No.1659343

>>1659037

Look at his face. You can tell that he's gonna grow up to be 200+ lbs.

>> No.1659371

I have decided that any child I get will be raised on Fist of the North Star. That's the only thought I have about the children I might have.

>> No.1659378

Would you want your kid to be a normalfag, or one of us weeaboos?

I mean, it might work out better for him/her to be normal, but then they'd miss out on all our cool shit...

Pros/Cons of each to be discussed here.

>> No.1659379

>>1659371

They'll already be dead?

>> No.1659390

>>1659378
I'd try to let them make their own decisions, but I would push them towards nerdier things.

>> No.1659427

If I ever have a girl I will call her Alice.
Alice is such a good name.

>> No.1659436

>>1659427
Same here. Only, it'd sound messed up because of my shitty surname.

>> No.1659441

>>1659427

I like the name Remilia...

But since it's a made up name, and there's only one source, it wouldn't be hard to figure out where I got it.

>> No.1659849

>>1659006

I agree.
You have my sword, and my bow, and should I ever get an axe you have that too.

>> No.1659917

Girl -> Name = Alice
Boy -> Name = Allen

Assuming the woman involved agrees.

>> No.1660247

>Now and days
This makes my eyes bleed.

>>1659026
>>1659035
It could work for a girl, but then everybody would think she's called "Emilia", she'd spend her time correcting everyone she meets and end up hating you for being a weaboo and not calling her Emily instead.

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