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16580338 No.16580338 [Reply] [Original]

If some random all-powerful being came up to you and forced you to choose a touhou to be transformed into, which one would you bundles of wood choose?

Caveat is no Rinnosuke or Unzan

I would choose Reimu.

>> No.16580411
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16580411

>>16580338
Tenshi!

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16580979

Eirin so I can masturbate all day.

>> No.16580980

>>16580338
>Caveat is no Rinnosuke or Unzan
Fine, I choose the Dragon God of Gensokyo.

>> No.16580991
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16580991

Sakuya, 100%

Reisen is a distant second, I guess. Off the top of my head, at least.

>> No.16581018

Jinyou

>> No.16581725
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16581725

>>16580338
Reimu, because she is the cutest.

>> No.16582118
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16582118

>>16580338

Youki

>> No.16582174
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>>16580338
Yuyuko.
>one of the most powerful beings in Gensokyo
>in charge of the entire Netherworld
>get all the food I would want
>get to hang out with Yukari
>get to bully my dork gardener

>> No.16582179

>>16580338
sakuya because meidos are the best and i want to experience the secret relationship between her and mistress!

>> No.16582188
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>> No.16582213

>>16581725
Holy shit, look at those udders.

>> No.16582239

>>16580411
If the Sword of Hisou is a light source, shouldn't it be affecting Tenshi's shadow? How can it have a perfect shadow outline if it's glowing and giving off light itself?

>> No.16582255
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16582255

I would be Yuuka
gets to live alone, screaming "get off my lawn", and strong enough to crush who dares cross her

>> No.16582264
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16582264

>sick gains
>get to drink and have fun all day
>super strong

>> No.16582282
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16582282

I would be Yukari and use my border powers to give myself a musky girl-cock with heaving balls that I discharge into Ran nightly.

>> No.16582307

>>16582282
I'd like to be Ran to satisfy my Futa Fetish

>> No.16582777

>>16580338

I chose to be that random Lunarian Gate Guard and slowly bide my time for when to come down to Earth and give the gift of magic to man. I shall be a modern Promethius, and die for the sins of my Lunarian brothers and sisters shortly afterward.

>> No.16582831
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>>16582282
Not usually into futa, but I do love Yukari and Ran stuff.

>> No.16583150

>>16582239
If memes are magic, why aren't your eyes real?

>> No.16583159

Refuse
Nothing would be the same and I would not like that lifestyle unless I would be able to make my own lifestyle in there, not the life of another person.

>> No.16583283
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16583283

Yukari

Mess with humans

The secret is even after a Hakurei maiden dies she keeps her body in the Netherworld - Hakurei maidens never escape Yukari's teasing, even in death.

>> No.16586944

Cirno. Because being a Carefree blissfully happy and ignorant fairy, who flies and plays all day sounds fun. Not having a single care in the world, being a natural AC for myself, and Just Amusing myself, by being a nuisance to everyone. Also Having daiyousei as a mischief partner. Also yuuka likes cirno, and thats a plus.

>> No.16587916

I would destroy every single toohoo and all of gensokyo.

Fuck yeah.

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16588671

>>16582118

Enjoy spending every day, every hour and every minute of your life dealing with Yuyuko constantly trying to get into your pants and/or crossdress you as a girl. If there's anyone that'll get her attention off of trying to eat Mystia, it's him.

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>>16580338
Heca-san

Per pic related, life wouldn't really change barring my new power, immortality and day-job of managing hell

plus I get to be waited on by cute lampads like Clownpiece and have hot mom friends like Junk

The only downside is the subjectively bad fashion choices I would have to make

>> No.16589014
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16589014

>>16580338
Yukari.
I would kill everyone and left just me and my waifu.

>> No.16589275

>>16580411
Does Tenshi have the same crystals as Flandre? Interesting.

>> No.16589513

>>16589014
*leave just my waifu and I

>> No.16599335
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16599335

Suika so I can be a big, cute, mean bully

>> No.16599350

>>16588671
Yuyuko seems to spend more time bullying Youmu and hanging out with Yukari though.

>> No.16599359

>>16580338
But I'm already a 2hu...

>> No.16599362

>>16589014
>>16589513
*leave just my waifu and myself.
You'd use reflective form since the subject is "I".

>> No.16601208
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16601208

Holing up in Makai as Sariel!
Starting a cult as Sariel!
Being overshadowed by Mima as Sariel!
Getting exterminated by Reimu as Sariel!

>> No.16602801

>>16599335

That's a really cute Suika
know the name of the artist?

>> No.16602807

>>16602801

never fucking mind
>filename

>> No.16603480

>>16599350

You can bet that all that will change if Youki ever comes back.

>> No.16603547
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16603547

>>16580338
Alice, and continue whatever I was doing before with few changes.

>> No.16603591

>>16603547
I am Alice.

>> No.16604482

>>16603591
what's up babe *slaps ur ass*

>> No.16606214

>>16603591
I am the real Alice!

No, really, that's my actual name.

>> No.16609734

>>16580338
I'm not into Alice because she's too much like myself, but for that reason I would be most at ease if I were transformed into Alice while acquiring her memories and expertise. She's an immortal magician with her own house in a remote location, so I'd have all the fun in the world with wacky magic, theory and alone time. I don't know if I'd still be into dolls, but I would inherit her entire knowledge on the matter, so I might find them pretty cool.

>> No.16610003

>>16606214
Are you a grill?

>> No.16610089

None. I'm not erasing any Touhous!

>> No.16610158

>>16580338
Y-you too

>> No.16611627

>>16610003
Yes.

Actually, the thing that drew me to Touhou was when I found out that both my first and last names were the names of Touhou characters.

>> No.16611827
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16611827

Yuugi

>> No.16613832

>>16606214
>>16611627
L O N D O N

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16613854

>>16606214
Fuck off. I'm the actual, genuine Alice. This is a picture of me.

>> No.16613971

>>16582264
THIS
or Yukari
Just manipulate your Boundary of Gains and BECOME SWOLER THAN GODS

>> No.16614807
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>>16613854
We can start an Alice club.

>> No.16614816

>>16580411
It's not glowing, conceptual soul weapons are just octarine.

>> No.16614882

>>16614807
I shall sabotage the integrity of the club by instigating a separation into "truAlices" and waifufags. Almost everyone is going to be a waifufag, though...

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>>16614882
>>16614807
But I'm actually, truly, 100% the genuine Alice. IF there's an Alice club, you'll be worshipping me and only ME

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16615426

Mimi-chan

>> No.16618791

>>16615426
I want to be ridden by Marisa all day

KYUUUN KYUUUN

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>>16618791
I want to ride Marisa all day

>> No.16627825

>>16615426
>you will never cause a three-way love triangle between yourself, Marisa, and Utsuho
>you will never explode into Marisa with the force of a nuclear warhead
>you will never express your love to Marisa by a climax so fierce it triggers a nuclear winter

>> No.16627832

>>16627825
Who are you quoting?

>> No.16637872

>>16627832
Who are you quoting?

>> No.16637900

>>16637872
He's quoting post number 16627825.

>> No.16637961

>>16580338
I don't wanna replace most of them.

So, I'd probably pick a random villager and do like Marisa.

>> No.16637969

Maribel.

>> No.16648054

can i be the fat faceless bald men in the doujins?

>> No.16648081

>>16615426
Being an ICBM would suck. You'd have to be stuck in a concrete silo for years, with only a few people around, constant protests demanding you be deactivated, and the nations that built you being too scared by MAD to actually launch you.

>> No.16648686

Cirno. You'd have fun all day every day.

>> No.16648744

>>16648081
but marisa would ride you every night

>> No.16648839

>>16580338
Sanae

>> No.16654929

>>16580338
Nitori

>> No.16655133

>>16588671
That actually sounds awfully nice

>> No.16655146

>>16613971
Become China or Yuuka, go find whoever you didn't pick, become swolebros, oil up and flex until the heat death of the universe.

>> No.16655325
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16655325

You begin each day by waking up in your pajamas, and enjoy the benefits of living in a house with indoor plumbing. Disrobing, you dip into a scented bath, rubbing shampoo in your long silky hair and soap on your soft feminine body. You eat three delicious meals a day made for you by your beautiful imp familiar. The rest of the day you spend reading and organizing your massive library, calling on your familiar for footrubs, shoulderrubs, board games or lesbian sex when you need a break. Maybe about once a year (more often if the gate guard is asleep) somebody comes in asking for a book. Sounds just about perfect to me.

>> No.16655873

>>16580338
if you became reimu i would do the most depraved shit to you. i suggest you pick another 2hu.

>> No.16655943

>>16580338
Utsuho. She's really cool AND cute AND sexy.

>> No.16656043
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16656043

S-E-K-I-B-A-N-K-I

Can enjoy the human village without actually being in danger, and can hang out with youkai.
Laser eyes, AND stretchy neck, AND hovering head, AND illusory heads . No real responsiblities either.

Think just how comfortable it would be to not have that bowling ball on your neck all the time. A million comfy positions have opened themselves up to you.

Technically surprisingly hard to kill , when you think about it

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