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Have you hugged your maid today?

>> No.1656890

I don't have a maid, but I have a loli imouto. I didn't hug her either; I tried to but she told me to get out of her room when I walked in ;_;

>> No.1656897

If I fantasized about a 2d maid, does that count?

>> No.1656903

I don't have a maid or a little sister, so a hugged my bedsheet.

>> No.1656914

>>1656897
Cause of that thread I made, right.

>> No.1656923
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1656923

>I don't have a maid, but I have a loli imouto.

Get out,

>> No.1656946

>>1656914
>2d

>> No.1656966
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1656966

I thought about hugging my maid, but it was too bothersome.

>> No.1656973

I--

ye...n...

nnn...I don't have a maid..

>> No.1656977

>>1656973
Confession is good for the soul.

>> No.1656984

I thought about hugging her when she was in my room dusting off my Mac Pro but I was too busy not giving a shit.

>> No.1656991

I don't believe in maids.

>> No.1657012

>>1657004
___________________________________________________

>> No.1657004

>>1656991
So I guess you don't believe in 2D and 3D ether?
Enjoy your 1D.

>> No.1657017

>>1656984
You go hug your maid and tell her she has done a good job!

...for those who don't have a maid.. do it.

>> No.1657019

>>1657004

I believe in 2D and 3D, just not maids. Or Denmark.

>> No.1657021

Must people here are lonley.
Also WE don't have a maid.

>> No.1657025
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1657025

If I hug my maid too hard it would probably kill her.

So I hugged her gently.

>> No.1657031

>>1657021
>Must people here are lonley.
facepalm.jpg

>> No.1657053

>>1657019
>I say I don't believe in things that are real for a fact just >to make people angry.
Fix'ed.

>> No.1657058

Every saturday evening I offered to do the chore of going to the outer door and see our maid out for her free day.
"See you later," I told her every day trying my best to smile. Making the ambiance better than the oppression of having to serve us and our every whim.
"Until tomorrow," she answered waving goodbye.

One day I went to open the door as usual. I waved her goodbye, but she just returned a downward look. She walked away saying nothing.
I tried to not think too much about it.

Sunday night I give up on waiting for her. She didn't return. Her room was emptied and checking, we had just paid her. She was planning it, leaving us when the opportunity struck.
Sighing, I tried to find a clean shirt to wear the next day. "Fucking bitch, 2d is always superior..."

>> No.1657072

>>1657058
Is this an excerpt from the OELVN we'll never see?

>> No.1657079

I don't have a maid, but I did get to see the maid of an old friend of mine at the store yesterday. We did hug, but it was more of a "wow, I haven't seen you in years" thing more than "good job" thing.

>> No.1657093

>>1657058
you just had to end it the way you did...

you should of waited, waited and waited, every day. for your lovely maid to come back.

>> No.1657104

>>1657072
nope, my maid quit a few weeks back and I felt like writing about it.

>> No.1657108

I rented a maid for the sole purpose of hugging her.
AFter which I told her to GTFO before I called the cops.
I never did pay her, its not like she cleaned anything anyway...

>> No.1657114

I killed my maid. No seriously, I just had a dream about killing s person with a knife. Why is it that you always want to kill people on sunday nights? The first warning signs of snapping completely? Must be the moon or something.

>> No.1657116

>>1657108
What a shitty post.

>> No.1657119

>>1657104
Did you really a have a house maid? Talking about elitist rich assholes...

>> No.1657143

>>1657119
It's not unusual to have a maid in the third world if you're around middle class. Pay is dirt cheap when compared to what a maid earns in America for one. Pretty much why so many go north, the risk is well worth the pay, or so I'm told.

>> No.1657147

>>1657116
what a failed sage

>> No.1657154

>>1657143
Wait a second...anonymous of...

....AoC?... that can't be you right?

>> No.1657159

>>1657119
don't fret anon, most maids these days are filthy mexicans. you wouldn't want to hug their wet backs.

>> No.1657164

>>1657154
No.. that can't be him.

the AoC I knew always cheerfully told me to have a nice day and made my day when I was feeling down and saw that.

>> No.1657188
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>>1657164
I miss Nice Day threads too, but I can understand why they ended. Ronery threads have recently suffered a similar fate it seems. ;_;

>> No.1657189

>>1657143
The third world must be completely foreign to the concept of human decency, then. No seriously, there is no excuse.

You can't exploit the financial situation of others by letting them do your chores because you're lazy waste of life. That's humiliating. Or would you rather have good honest slaves around?

The more I found out the more you seem like a huge spoiled brat. Bourgeoisie excessiveness, it's a disgusting human trait.

>> No.1657214

>>1657188
They have ended cause everyone loved AoC.. then he basically told us to fuck off and he went to 7chan or some shit like that..

it pains us.. or, it pains me atleast when I see a nice day image...

>> No.1657215

>>1657189
well see the thing is, it's either maids or mercenaries. And well, It's a bit dangerous to hug a mercenary, that and I prefer to do my own violence.

>> No.1657228

>>1657215
...

hug... a mercenary?

>> No.1657234

>>1657189

You pay them to do things because you spend eight hours a day doing whatever it is that gives you the money to pay them.

>> No.1657242

>>1657164
AoC died when the Volcano erupted.

>> No.1657244

>>1657143
all the maids we've ever had were either extremely ugly, or were old.

they were all live-in maids.

our last one was pretty decent tho. my aunt kicked her and her "boyfriend" (one of my aunt's drivers) out of her house after my aunt found out the driver had sex with the maid and didn't marry her. since they were serving under my aunt for the longest time, my aunt told the poor girl to work at our place while we were visiting the country for a few months and "maybe" she'll reconsider taking her back.

she was like early 20s, wore glasses, long hair, quiet, shy, and semi-decent looking.

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>>1657215
>it's either maids or mercenaries
Why not both?

>> No.1657250

>>1657234
It's sure nice to have poor people around, is it not?

>> No.1657253

>>1657189
>Or would you rather have good honest slaves around?
sure

>> No.1657256

My dad had a live in maid. I asked him what it was like, he said she spoke German and used to hit him.

I don't know that I want a maid.

>> No.1657260

>>1657246
because when I go to rape the maids I may find myself shot

>> No.1657264

>>1657189
LOL communist fucktards

>> No.1657265

>>1657214
>then he basically told us to fuck off and he went to 7chan or some shit like that

That's not what happened at all.

>> No.1657269

Aren't most maids either old or ugly at least?

>> No.1657275

>>1657058
i was thinking of liz while reading that
fuck you ;_;

>> No.1657318
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1657318

I tenderly snuggled with my pillow while pretending it was Hisui, it helps alleviate the pain of loneliness, even if it's just for a little while. Working on a pretty piano piece for her right now, although she'll never be able to hear it. ;_;

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>>1657265
It was well hidden.. but I could tell.

AoC didn't want to come back, ever. just tried giving us hope..that small hope.. that AoC would come back..

>> No.1657331

>>1657318
>it helps alleviate the pain of loneliness, even if it's just for a little while.
wouldn't.....

wouldn't..that make the pain of loneliness even worse after you stopped..?

>> No.1657341

>>1657320
I think all of /jp/ feels the same way about /a/. Is there a similar farewell post about leaving /jp/? Or one mentioning 7chan? If not, stfu.

>> No.1657348

>>1657331

Not really, I'm quite good at self-delusion due to my fundamentalist Christian upbringing.

>> No.1657357

>>1657341
/jp/ is mostly touhou shit, I'm from /a/ but I like /jp/ as long as it isn't full of touhou.

Didn't say anything about 7chan in his post, I said "7chan or some shit like that" as in, we know he went to a different chan and have some guesses, I can't remember what chans they said but one was 7chan for a possibility.

>> No.1657363

>>1657348
This is fantastic quality, this self-delusion. It's like the christian receive genuine happiness from that prayer meditation thing they do. I mean, I can pray but I never feel anything real. I don't even know the right prayer poems.

>> No.1657370

>>1657357
Choose one:
-Lurk moar
-Gb2/a/

>> No.1657377

>>1657370
I reject your reality and substitute my own.

[X]Rule Breaker.

I'm from /a/, /v/, /jp/, and /k/. use to be from /b/ aswell.

>> No.1657389

>>1657363
because God has abandoned you.

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1657397

>>1657377
I don't care where you're from, you obviously don't know much about this board or its resident tripfags.

>> No.1657400

>>1657389
Maybe god does not like me :(

>> No.1657403

>>1657397
>tripfags

>> No.1657408

>>1657397
>>1657320
tripfag leaves? good riddance to filthy cancer.
tripfags are what is killing 4chan

>> No.1657418

>>1657397
Well I don't pay attention to tripfags, it was just by coincidence I noticed the AoC..impostor?

I do know more than enough about /jp/, and it's love for touhou, or atleast that is the more idiotic side of /jp/ like /a/ has, or like /v/ always is.

>> No.1657431

>>1657363

I never felt the presence of anything I considered divine whenever I prayed, and the few acquaintances that I have that were raised as Christians did not either. I see it as a way to cultivate inner peace; even as an agnostic atheist, meditation is still an important part of my day. It's quite soothing, really.

>> No.1657445

>>1657418
It's not an imposter. He only left /a/.

>> No.1657442

My maid is mexican

>> No.1657463

>>1657445
Impossible!

AoC would never leave /a/ unless he was leaving..

thats...right..

AoC.. wouldn't do that...

....right? ;_;

>> No.1657466

>>1657418
>I do know more than enough about /jp/
Clearly you don't, otherwise you wouldn't think throwing Touhou out would be enough to clear your credibility. While I sometimes feel that some elements of /jp/ come off as too belligerent, I'm afraid that in this case I must adopt a similar view.

Lurk or get the fuck out.
Oh, and have a nice day.

>> No.1657478

>>1657466
/jp/ is too slow to lurk.

you learn what you can in a day or less and head on out there.

>> No.1657488

>>1657478
And you wonder why everyone is calling you a dirty newfaggot.

>> No.1657496

>>1657488
>everyone
I only see you, and you.

for all I know or care you are the samefag that posted every time, only one tripfag worth listening to is AoC.

>> No.1657499

>>1657478
No one ever said you had to browse /jp/ exclusively. Go and lurk some other board while you wait between refreshes.

Look, I'm not going to insist that you know EVERYTHING about /jp/, but you should at least be able to demonstrate rudimentary knowledge of the community. That much is just common courtesy.

>> No.1657515

>>1657496

No tripfag is worth listening to.

>> No.1657522

Does the ARFigure maid count?

>> No.1657527

>>1657499
I know more than just touhou.

I pretty much got all but one of my VN from /jp/, started as a simple random idea of a /a/non. could say I did lurk for about a month maybe, visiting once in a while due to its slowness.

to be honest it saddens me /jp/ is slow.

I frequent /a/ and /v/ so /jp/ speed is hellish to me. >>1657515
AoC is.. well, was the only tripfag I even cared to notice.

>> No.1657660

It's starting to bother me, that I can't even post with my tripcode anymore lest I unwillingly hijack the thread.

I did leave /a/ for good until the flood subsides. It doesn't look like it will happen soon. Nice threads are gone from /jp/ since janitors/mods insisted in deleting them. I see why. I don't know if someone is still doing them in the other boards, but I sure hope so.

I went to iichan for a few weeks, it was too slow too bear, so I'm still trying to find a place to waste my time in and call my own.

Well then, I guess this is the end of going under a tripcode, except for AND threads maybe. It's for the best, almost every single thread I've posted in, fucking derailed.
I don't like this cult of personality, I'm just a mediocre tripfag.

>> No.1657916

>>1657660 I don't like this cult of personality, I'm just a mediocre tripfag.
I can see how you love your humble self-importance.

>> No.1657927

>>1657660
If you find a place better than /jp/ to hang out at, feel free to tell us about it.

>> No.1657938

>>1657527
I was from /a/ before the split, but since then have stayed in /jp/. I've probably adapted or something, but I think the speed of /jp/ is quite nice. Every now and then, I go back to check on /a/ and I think it's too fast. A thread that might interest me gets kicked off the front page in no time. It doesn't help that there's a lot of garbage to wade through either (I don't know why they still do that KoG and waifu roulette thing).

>> No.1657948

>>1657660
It's for the best. In fact, trips should be removed of 4chan altogether.
For e-penis competitions, there are thousands of forums 'round the interwebs.

>> No.1657951

>>1657660
You could just take on the tripcode when you have a nice copypasta to post. I can understand why you wouldn't want to have the trip on all the time, but it would sadden everyone if you just disappeared entirely.

>> No.1657973

Who is this?

>> No.1657981

>sadden everyone if you just disappeared
Who?

>> No.1657988

>>1657660

No, you're a shitty tripfag.

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