Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

My funny Valentine!

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>not using the zombie dragon as the OP image
Come on now

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MGC surely is rowdy this time of the year...

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>>16555224
>>16555232
Fight.

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>>16555234
Well excuuuuse me, Princess!

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>>16555234
Zombie dragon is pretty shit
>mere female lizard

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>>16555255
Fight about what? This thread is TWO MINUTES OLDER!

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>>16555224
>>16555255
>elf op image
>the other thread is a 2hu
Either would have been a terrible start

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>>16555264
>Elf
>Terrible
What's wrong with elf?

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>>16555260
Well she is an undead, of course she is going to be slightly shit.

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>>16555264
That Elf just so happens to be a Finnish Rape Elf Gun.

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Who's the softest of all undead?

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>>16555312
Dragon.

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>>16555312
Z Dragons

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>>16555312
This ghost specifically.

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>>16555312
Undead are not soft, that's a trait reserved for the living.

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Jabberwock!

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>>16555365
Dead get squishy with time.
>>16555389
Look at that nerd! NEEEERD!

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>>16555312

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>>16555415
>holding her own reins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RlSgnpLbro

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>>16555415
>undead horse pussy
I shouldn't want this but I do.

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>>16555389
That's not a straw is it? I just realized that's her tounge

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>>16555415
>Sylvanas Windrunner as horsepussy

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>>16555391
Hey, don't call that dragon a nerd! There's nothing nerdy about taking your husband out for a milkshake.

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>>16555447
If it is a straw you have to ask, why is there a three-way straw? does that store expect to serve harems or some shit?

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>>16555467
What flavor do you think it is? Boring chocolate or something exotic?

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i hate all elves,i swear to god if i ever saw one i will minbreak her peanut brain and make her my waifu just to spite her pure race

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>>16555389
>Getting cucked by a tentacle monster with a mouth

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>>16555478
Elves are for "assertive loving", not for mindbreak.

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>>16555467
It would be funny if his wife was a nerd too.

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>>16555467
Do they deserve to be bullied?

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Milkmaid automaton: http://pastebin.com/K9ZyZHGw

Sorry for the bleak backdrop, but it's all I could come up with in terms of excuses for a robot to give a grown man a nursing handy.

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>new thread already
God damn, is /jp/ finally out of the tar and in some molasses?

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I want to become a martial arts master, give me five, that's right, FIVE teachers!

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>>16555531
The milk probably tastes metallic.

>>16555535
Wow anon. You'll get pinned down alot.

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>>16555545
Nah, synthetic.

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>>16555545
>You'll get pinned down alot
No pain, no gain.

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Which Girls fit best for certain fetishes? Even if more than one girl fits a fetish. Which fits it best?

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>>16555535
Jinko master of tge demon fist said to need to second strike.

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>>16555259
Zombie Dragons are a shit

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>>16555561
Your waifu fits best.

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>>16555564
You're shit.

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>>16555567
Oh anon. You're too kind.

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>>16555531
>post-apocalyptic setting
Get some Shoggs on that fallout.

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>>16555535
>give me five
Calm down there Big E.

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>>16554909
Her paws are a bit small, I bet the other Yetis make fun of her for having slender, dexterous fingers

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>>16555506
explain this assertive love thing

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>>16555561
Redcaps are the masters of smug lolidom.

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>>16555561
What girl is perfect for that sick, disgusting, /d/-tier handholding?

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>>16555561
i hope i dont get a 3 day vacation for this

dark elves for cumflation

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>>16555596
That would be Nacho spider.

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>>16555599
Cheshire, because MEMES, Jack.
WACHA

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>>16555599
Kraken.

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>>16555599
Kikis, Unicorns and Lillims.

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>>16555592
Not the anon who started this, but I would say it means basically being what a monster girl is in a regular MG relationship, seducing the elf, taking the initiative concerning sex, pushing her to experience new things, etc.

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>>16555611
I bet Chesires are the kind of girl to handhold in public just to get everyone's reaction.

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>>16555625
I don't get it? I would hold hands with my wife all the time, especially when in public.

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>>16555260
>implying that's not the best part
Begone, lord of taste most vile.

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>>16555624
All of this but without the elf's consent.

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>>16555624
yep,i will definetly bully her pointy ears and tell her how beautiful our daugherus will be

and during sex i will hold her tight whispering lovely things into her ears as i kiss and rub every inch of her chocolate skin

and finally of course,i will ask politely if she wants my seed inside her womb after hours of blue ovarie her on the bed

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pastebin.com/LrA484DE

Short story about a Dragon 'befriending' a human. Nothing crazy or lewd, it's just an idea that struck me.

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>>16555668
>Trying to dissuade a Kreiger with the fear of death


Silly dragon

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>>16555668
moar

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>>16555632
Anon that's how you get arrested.

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>>16555664
THAT DRAGON ISNT WEARING PANTIES

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>>16555687
Why would she?

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>>16555664
Friendship? Odd.

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>>16555561
Dragons are best for the 'extreme' body types

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>>16555668
This makes no sense. Kriegers are some of the most racist IG troops around and would never stomach being around a mutant or abhuman.

Unless this isn't one. That lack of trenches and a shovel makes it possible.

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>>16555687
Why would she indeed. Dragons are proud of their bodies and don't need to cover it up.

I would definitely ask a dragon for a bunch of pictures to always remind me of how magnificent and beautiful she is.

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>>16555744
>Kriegers are some of the most racist IG troops around and would never stomach being around a mutant or abhuman.

As rascist as a robot programmed to be rascist.

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>>16555754
Dragons are offended by the idea of covering up their perfect bodies with cloths and woven silk.
Or at least I headcanon it that way

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>>16555765
They're still in a league of their own when it comes to hating nonhumans either way.
They'd probably kill themselves over letting themselves get corrupted to boot. Which is traumatizing for most monsters, but a minor nuisance for a Lich or a Gremlin with a degree in bionics.

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>>16555766
Wild dragons in my setting use their own scales to "cover" their privates for the same reason. The ones in society or royalty use normal or really fancy clothes though.

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>>16555744
>Unless this isn't one.

I would wear a Krieg uniform if I could to be honest.

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>>16555754
>>16555766
I like to imagine Dragon types would hate wearing things like lingerie.

>"I don't need such things! My own body is perfect enough to arouse my husband!"

I hope people who marry such proud dragons will know what they're getting into. I bet they like the lounge around the house naked.

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>>16555787
In mine most Dragon forsake clothing altogether unless nagged at enough. One of the main character Dragons at least meets the MC's request of wearing clothing halfway, even if it's basically a set of rags that reveal as much as a thong and bikini top.

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>>16555778
What about catgirls. They're canon and approved by the Emperor.

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>>16555797
It's pretty sweet. Though it's a bit of an amalgamation of WW2 uniforms from Europe.

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>>16555744
This can vary with interpretation going from what you said to not caring at all if the abhuman in question is approved by the Imperium, like Ogryns, Squats, Ratlings, etc. Their thing isn't about purity but about seeking redemption for the whole shittery in Krieg that turned it into global Super-Chernobyl, so if it's the "emperor's will" that they fight or cooperate with abhumans deemed acceptable, they'll probably not give two shits and get it over with.

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>>16555744
The answer is obvious.
The Kreiger is looking for the enemy high command so that he may destroy them from the top down.

The other guardsmen wouldn't do it because of the attraction to the Felinids.

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>>16555812
>WW2

More WW1.

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>>16555810
Kriegs still hate them violently but will stay in line and keep their mouths shut under orders.
Now, Orks/Orcs, they would be hated by no other I imagine.

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>>16555561
Cheshires are best for weight gain fetishists.

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>>16555813
Thing is, they still hate things that deviate from the pure human form, as mutants are heretical in the eyes of many.

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>>16555821
Like no other.

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>>16555801
If I had a dragon like that I would probabaly be naked around her all the time to. Though it does leave some things to be desired.

>>16555804
In mine royalty uses those really fancy ass clothing with expensive materials and jewels as a way to show how rich they are. Normal ones would rather show their scales, but use clothing for the sake of decency and some even find them comfortable.

I like dragons, especially my wife.

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>>16555833
I find it funny that following the release of dragon zombie we get a bunch of nice talk about how great regular dragons are. Its like dragon zombies help us appreciate the vanilla dragons.

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>>16555814
He'll need to build some trenches to fortify a base of operations. Luckily they received more Kriegers earlier, even if their hands are fairly large and clawed and they have long serpentine tails, but they are even better at digging than the veterans so it slides.

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>>16555833
Casual nude dragon who you have to tell her to get dressed whenever company comes over is surprisingly neat. I like it.

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>>16555843
Of course.
If he fortifies a position in the heart of enemy territory then he will be better equipped to slay them.

These W-Class servitors sure are handy though, even if they have those weird quirks.

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>>16555842
>nice talk

We had a lot of domming dragons last thread. That's not nice.

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>>16555865
The worst kind of dragon.

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>>16555842
I never really liked zombie dragons because the thought of them dying alone makes me sad.

>>16555858
Her body belongs to her husband and her husband only!

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>>16555875
Incorrect, they are a good dragon.

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>>16555833
Interesting.
In my setting especially rich Dragons, ie Gold Dragons, wear fiery red robes that cost more than an Emperor's ransom, but still expose all the lewd bits, as flaunt their wealth 24/7. This greatly annoys Silver Dragons, who prefer magical items and books, and Platinum Dragons, who forsake wealth and such as something below them while still being the most arrogant and prideful asshole around, to no end.

There's also a petite, timid race of Dragons who wear actual clothing but are indivisible 99% of the time due to being shy. If you trip over nothing, it's likely one of them. If a Wendigo is paranoid over nothing, it's one of them. If your muffins disappear and you hear sobbing from nowhere after yelling in frustration, she's still there.

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>>16555894
>indivisible
insert joke about dividing legs here

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>>16555890
Let's agree to disagree.

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>>16555905
Oh, a humorous typo once again.
They are legion too, I guess now.

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>>16555908
That is fine.

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>>16555531
This is a bizarre cow.

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Would you waifu the Jewish Baphomet of Fluff?

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>>16555894
Don't regular dragons claim these tiny dragons are a myth? That if they were real they would shame all dragons even more than slutty ones do?

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>>16555919
And I didn't mean to reply, fuck.

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>>16555921
>falling for Baphomet tricks
I don't think so Tim.

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>only girl in MGE that respects purity is a Unicorn
>horsepussy

It's a shame.

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>>16555921
I think I'd waifu a lot of the girls from that, though the queen and centaur are my favorites.
I'd have a definite answer for you if it was ever going to be translated.

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>>16555921
I'm not into lolis. Sorry.

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>>16555928
You forgot gandharvas. Heck their powers keep other girls pure until they can be with a man they love.

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>>16555415
This is disgusting. Horse pussy truly is the only thing that can't be made better by undeath. They took a perfectly good elf banshee/ elf-wight, and turned her into shit.

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>>16555415
Cute.
Would gladly raid the undercity so I can ride out on her.

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>>16555943
Sad that she's a forgettable girl.

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>>16555936
But she's the older Baphomet type.

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What girls should KC redraw?

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>>16555922
No, they no they exist. They are just ashamed at how they are so shy, easy to frighten, make them cry, etc.
They are a true Dragon, unlike Wyverns, even if they were originally the size of chickens during the eras before the current DL. Their scales can actually make one invisible if they put a constant flow of mana into them, making them highly sought after by those with an interest in stealth.
Despite being timid to all hell, they are very curious and will often sneak into houses and watch the inhabitants.

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>>16555968
Know they.
Fucking fuck, spellcheck.

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>>16555967
Red Oni needs it badly.

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>>16555963
She better be. I don't want to go to Prison.

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What makes your MG wife smile?

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>>16555967
Dragon.

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>>16555967
Holstaur

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>>16555967
Gargoyle

...in all honesty, I'm having trouble recalling which ones have gotten the redraw.

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>>16555981
What for? She's perfect.

Not that I would mind having another version, but still.

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>>16555963
Tge wings, horns, regal look, and all make her look more like a Furfur than a Baphomet.
Does she call storms up on a whim, play match maker, and won't tell a lie if she stands in a triangle/circle of magic?

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>>16555991
Make her surpass perfection like Cell did.

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>>16555975
>>16555990
Both of those were already redrawn.

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>>16555979
Me putting on a condom.

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>>16555894
>>16555968
Those little small dragons sound pretty funny.

My setting while it does have the color and type difference, the rivalry isn't that big and they can live peacefully. What mostly happens is a economy tier battle but once a dragon gets a husband she doesn't care THAT much.

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>>16555990
This. Gargoyle seriously needs it.

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>>16556006
why?

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>>16555967
Mimic and Jinnjar

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>>16555967
He did redraw many of the older ones, but for some reason we don't have the clear pics yet.

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>>16555991
She does look pretty good, but KC has gotten a lot better. There was a comparison between her and Griffon and Griffon looked a lot better Dragon waifu please don't kill me.

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>>16555979
A gaping hole in my chest where my heart used to be.

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>>16555979
>Massages
>me grooming her
>baths
>beautiful and intelligent architecture
>My cooking
>relieving her stress on me

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>>16556031
whats wrong with these anons recently? they all just post sad stuff

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>>16556031
Does your waifu happen to be a giant dragon?

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>>16555981
You literally got a whole book specifically of Dragons.

It's time to let others shine.

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>>16555967
Werewolf and Zombie
Maybe Dryad
>>16555990
>...in all honesty, I'm having trouble recalling which ones have gotten the redraw.
Golem, Harpy, Black Harpy, Lamia, Red Oni, Devil Bug, Gargoyle

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>>16556005
Doesn't count until they are scanned and archived.

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>>16556026
I guess. As long as he doesn't drastically change the design or anything.

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>>16556036
>recently

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What kind of clothing would vampires wear besides dresses and corsets?

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>>16556043
Dragonfags are like their wives. Greedy.

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>>16556055
Schoolgirl outfits.

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>>16556055
Sundresses and Sun hats.

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>>16556055
Straitjackets.

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>>16556007
I had Chameleos in mind when thinking them up, only making them petite and really timid and shy instead of trolling Dragon that makes chicken noises and steals your ancient potion.
In my setting most Dragons, excluding a notable few chromatic Dragon groups, don't really attack each other. They either squabble over who has the better hoard, who has the better set of horns or wings, and why Platinum Dragons are shitheads/better than everyone else. Younger Dragons engage in little battle that mainly consist of violently headbutting one another until one give up, falls, or they both knock each other out. Some Dragons are capable of forming friendships with one another, but mostly keep to themselves.
All metal Dragons agree on one thing though: Platinums are assholes and that Bahamut is the biggest one of the bunch her good intentions.

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>>16556043
No.

Fight us, if you dare.

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>>16556045
Werewolf probably does need a good redraw.

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>>16556064
Despite.
I'm loving words disappearing on their own.

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>>16556075
God yes.
The most senior Wolfu needs a better profile image.

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>"Come play with us, hiker~ We know a fun game~"
I wish Lilirune wasn't so looked down on here, because their whole concept is hot as hell.

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>>16556056
Perfect for one another.

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>>16556094
That one on the right looks awfully pudgy.
I like it.

I don't mind them, I enjoy twins.

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>>16556096
Not so perfect for the rest of us. Like anon said, let some other girl shine.

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>>16556094
I want to violate a Lilirune until the whole mountainside is covered in my little daughterus.

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>>16556040
I can't say that I have a waifu that hasn't spurned me.

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>>16556107
Like Baphomet?
Or Hellhound?
Or Anubis?
Or Cheshire?
Or the many others who get screentime over Vanilla Dragons?

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>>16556094
10/10 would jump in the middle of those incredibly thick plants.

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>>16556094
They aren't, it's what people start to mention when they're posted what is looked down.

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>>16556115
Anon you have your own book of dragons.

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>>16556055
Elbow length gloves and thigh-highs with garters.

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>>16555531
>>16555664
Wish I could tell you something constructive about your stories. I really wish I could.
>>16556125
All my UNF.

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>>16556123
By some guy, not KC.

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>>16556107
Oh no, I agree that some girls deserve to get some screentime. I personally would love to see a farm-focused book with their daily lives and some info about trading routes and the mosnters that live there.

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>>16556094
I love them, I just find it impossible to talk about them here without at least one person finding something to bitch about.

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>>16556127
Going to play with those kitty cats!

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>>16556128
KC drew one or two of them though, and that's already 300% more than he's drawn for some other girls.

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>>16556094
I don't care if I have to live in one place forever I want those thick sisters

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>>16556128
Still, let some other girls take the light for a while.

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>>16556103
>>16556109
>>16556116
>>16556135
>>16556144
Well that's good to see then. I just think they're a really fun concept and as stated honestly think they're hot as all hell. I wonder if they constantly finish each other's sentences.

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>>16556094
>>16556135
Only reason I'd bitch is due to stupid blogshit reasons.

That said, we could use some more plant girls. Even if it turns out to be a Triffid.

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>>16556064
Yeah, I can see the dumb purple dragon in them. Would be funny if they had that little jingle his armor has.
Dragons are more well behaved in my setting, mostly because they live in society and have to deal with a lot of monster and humans. They still are pretty haughty and you sometimes need quite the nerve to deal with them. The ones in the wild and royalty can still be huge dicks though.

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>>16556143
>300%
Big numbers for big boys.

>>16556148
As long as it's not lilims or memehounds.

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>>16556159
300 isn't that big of a number.

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>>16556164
Context is everything.

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>>16556153
I really don't understand why people have a problem with them.

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>"Ufufu, you're pretty good with your hads, Anon. So strong, yet so gentle~"
>"No, don't touch me there. I'm super sensitive."
>"Ngh, I can't believe you went all the way to the base so quickly~ You're really eager, aren't you?"
>"Oh god, you're being so rough. Why does this feel so good?"
>"Yes! Yes! Do it faster! Really get in there! It's so damn good I'm losing my mind!"
>"Aah, I can't take it anymore! I'm cumming! You're turning me into your little bitch-slave! Aaaaaah~"
>this is why you don't like brushing her tails sometimes

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>>16556185
I'm going to bury my face in a thick Kitsune's thighs.

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>>16556183
At the risk of opening a can of worms, it's the potential for /u/.

For some, the whole idea of women preferring each other over a guy is disgusting.

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>>16556103
>One lilirune sister is deliciously pudgy with a big plump ass and huge heaving breasts
>The other is petite and DFC with a firm backside
>They play their roles perfectly, the big one overpowering and smothering the small one and enveloping her with her squishy curves while the small one gasps and squeezes and plays with the big one's ass
>They invite you to be in the middle with pleading eyes and a trail of saliva/nectar dripping between their tongues

There's just so many possibilities, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

What common everyday clothes that a guy would wear would be seen has sexy by MGs?

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>>16556204
Eh. Some could say it makes sex better. Who wouldn't want to venture deep into a forest to jerk off to two beautiful plant girls moaning and sexing each other?

It's hot.

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>>16556215
>Shorts
>Sandals
>T-Shirts
>v-necks
>tight jeans

Dress conservatively you slut!

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>>16556094
>Self-lubricating
>smell and taste sweet and delicious
>total teases, actively give you a show when you're just watching them
>TWINS
>LEWD twins that have absolutely no qualms getting dirty with each other to turn you on
>always a threesome with them, perfectly synched movements and motions so they know just what to do while fucking you
>PLANT PUSSY

They're fantastic, twins making out and even fucking to tempt a man is the dream of all red blooded men.

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>>16556219
Some people here would.

I personally enjoy that Alraunes and Liliraunes get attacked by Grizzlies and Honey Bees.

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>>16556183
Girls making out while getting dicked is pretty damn hot, threesome plants are great.

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>>16556231
This activates the erection.

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>>16556204
I don't see why people can't just view it as a more elaborate form of masturbation in their case. I get that they're separate consciousnesses but it's hot as fuck to imagine walking in on them going to town on each other only to finally turn to you and invite you to be their third.
>>16556239
Right?

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>>16555415
>no frontpussy

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>>16556257
Gonna cum so hard on the front pussy that it will come out from behind.

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>>16556238
>>16556219
And this is why we don't talk about the yurishit plant, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556185
BEGONE SEMEN DEMON

[Anonymous No.]

How about the story of an introverted Mindflayer who wants to improve as a person, integrate into human society and live a normal life without mindfucking boys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556267
Without fail, the fun police arrive to ruin everyone elses good time.

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>>16556238
>be dicking one of them while the other is pressed up to your backside, caressing you and nibbling your ear
>she occasionally whispers tips on what to do to make the one you're dicking go crazy, like telling you she likes it really slow and deep or when you squeeze just at the top of her ass
>When you switch positions the other does the same for her

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>>16556215
My waifu would probably go crazy for when I wear long-sleeved shirts with the sleeves rolled up, even I think my skinny arms look good when I do that.

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>>16556281
Unf.

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>>16556273
She may want to try, but nature is nature. A mindflayer without flaying will not a mindflayer remain.
>>16556278
Shouldn't have replied.

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>>16556278
Like I said.

Can of worms, anon. It's one of the species that's impossible to discuss without drawing out all the idiots with an agenda.

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>>16556094
>Anon being lured into a forest by a strange, soporific scent of honey and nectar
>The sound of giggling and moans growing louder and more pronounced the deeper he goes, until he's lost his own way back out
>Sees a strange plant like an over-sized lily flower, in the middle of the nectarine pool are two emerald skinned beauties
>One is on her back, leaning over one of the voluminous petals, her twin going down on the crevasse between her legs
>She moans sultrily as her 'sister' tweaks her nipples and kneads her breasts, biting her index finger, tossing the poor Anon sultry 'come hither' looks
>To say he's getting a rail spike down below would be an understatement, the shaft of his cock nearly standing fully erect as they switch, the receiver becoming the giver
>Suckling on her sister's plump breasts, drawing sweet nectar from erect nipples, burying her face in her bosom as she fingers her from behind
>The plumper sister gives him a sidelong glance, licking at her lips
"Weary traveler, won't you join us?"
>The heady smell of sex and nectar is overpowering at this point, Anon practically scrambling out of his clothes to move closer to the plant
>The twins separate, grinning to themselves as he clambers into the sticky, warm pool
>He gets laid back against one of the petals, the plumper sister laying next to him, thick thighs and heavy breasts squeezing against him
>One nectar-covered hand is edging him relentlessly as her sister takes turns pressing her vulva to his raging hard-on, never letting him penetrate the irresistibly soft flesh
>Until she just does it, sliding him in to the hilt in one full stroke. Her sister takes the cue and moves to beneath the woodcutter, using her breasts as head-pillows while her sister milks the first orgasm out of him
>The next thing he knows, he's plowing into the plump twin like a madman, her sister keeping his pace by giving his buttocks pelvic bumps, the entire time they keep teasing him, covering him in nectar and their smell
>It isn't until they form a "pussy sandwich" with one sister laying on top of the other that he fully gives into his bestial lust, trying his damnedest to knock them up
>After all of it, Anon's just laying there, the sensitivity of all those consecutive orgasms feeling like nothing to the sensation of the two plant-women laying on either side of him, masturbating him
"My my, you're quite the sturdy one, aren't you?"
"Won't you become our husband? It gets so lone~ly with just the two of us, and we'll love you lo~ts"
>Anon swallows hard, knowing the answer before he even speaks it, both of them letting out an "Ufufufu" and "Ara Ara" as they press their breasts into his face, nectar dribbling down his chin, the petals closing for the night

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556273
Eventually the urge to Flay will be great. Her husband needs to guide her softly, and take her Flaying virginity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556156
If they jingled it'd be too easy for some of the more deplorable anons to sneak up on them and surprise hug.
If you manage to actually marry one, they'll follow you everywhere you go and actively go out of their way to make sure nothing bad happens to you.

My setting has Dragons mostly living outside society. There were kingdoms of Dragons in the past, such as one made by the Silver ones, which is basically an enourmous floating library, that still remains in the present day and is a hotspot for mages and nerdy types.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556267
Because a three way might actually be a three way and not two individual one on one sessions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556303
Probably best just to ignore triggered people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556273
Let see how she does when she comes across a pure simple, minded, innocent boy with nice ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556094
I would be in heaven if one was sitting on my dick and the other one on my face. That or being sandwiched by them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556295
I'm saving this, dear god this is perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556295
Plants are too lewd. No doubt the Honey Bees would be watching wide eyed from the trees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556295
>implying anon has a choice

Hope he enjoys his new wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556295
33/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556326
very clever anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556295
Now THIS is lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556319
>Grizzly was going to sneak up on the lilirune to steal honey
>after seeing the lewd spectacle is too aroused to do anything but go searching for a man to rape
>the whole forest is set off in a lewd chain reaction of species seeing lewdness then going off and finding a man

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556278
>muh fun police
How many times have we already heard the "fun" excuse again? About RP, yuri, futa and so on?

>>16556303
And /u/ content might actually be /u/ and should be kept there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16555224
Smite evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556336
Can she fight on land?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556310
Please don't use the word triggered if it can be helped, only serves to make angry people more angry.

It just pains me that some people around here are so vanilla about a monster girl setting of all things. I'm not saying it needs to go full /d/ or full /u/ but girls having a little grope, finger or breast suck between each other here and there is in a vast amount of otherwise hetro doujins with more than one girl involved. It's hardly yuri if there's a dick in one of them at the time, it's only serves to increase the pleasure of all involved.

Of course it's not to everyone's tastes but still, it limits a fair amount of fantasies if people get mad about it. Like getting holst milk straight from the tap alongside a weresheep, each taking a separate breast, then going on to fuck the sheep senseless as she lays on top of the dazed holst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556013
She's a kinky degenerate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556340
She's on land there so I could assume so, yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556332
>Lilirunes cause Bear to want some fuck
>Which results in a Dryad wanting to nab a man to relive her built up sexual desires
>Which results in an Automaton buried under a pile of rotting wood and mushrooms to reboot and search for a master to please
>Which awakens a lonely CC Harpy and makes her go out to try and seduce someone who'll settle for an old hag
>Which causes a Wyvern flying by to drop her ice cream, making her cry
>Which awakens a Lich in a nearby crypt
>Whose experimentations cause another Lilirune to attract another man
>Repeating forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556332
That's how Demon Realms form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556346
That's nasty calling your waifu that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556334.
KC made the plant with the explicit idea that they kiss and fondle each other both before finding a man in threesomes, it's thread related as it can get nigga.

Go talk about two plants getting fucked by a guy on /u/ and see how that goes, I dare you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556332
Imagine this happening every two days or so when someone manages to get a husband, suddenly every survival school teaching you how to deal with a horny forest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556364
That's one easy, set yourself on fire. They can't rape if you're on fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556343
They can't even come up with a proper arguement on anything and have to use extremes and illogical assumptions to win arguments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556343
That awkward moment when my tastes are vanilla due to being too sheltered and introverted to want anything more than just 'a girl who loves me'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556295
Hello boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556370
Unless it's a hellhound or a fire ent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556370
Gee, I wonder who could've started this fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556319
It's all fun and games until the shortstack honeybees start lactating honey furiously and attack poor unsuspecting men

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556354
>Which causes a Wyvern flying by to drop her ice cream, making her cry, which awakens a Lich

Caught me off guard, kek

[Anonymous No.]

It's falseflagging, fags. I'm the first one who talks shit about yurifags but Liliraunes are clearly allowed in the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556295
We've been getting some quality greentext these past few days

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556383
>OH GOOOOD, BEEEEEEEES, NOOO NOT MY DIIIICCCKKK

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556385
Somebody buy her another ice cream!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556380
Burned forest demon realm where all the plant girls are tanned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556398
No.
Buy some food for the Wurm who had ice cream land in her chili and ruin it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556388
I was gonna say, obviously many, many people are turned on by the idea.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel sorry for Automatons. Sitting in the forest/ruins. All alone. No mastah to serve.

Donate now to receive a saved Automaton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556408
I know. It's like not everyone shares the same opinion on that subject as the obnoxious ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556405
Buy all the dragons all the food!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556411
All I got was a box of Kiki Kriegers instead of an Automaton.
They put a heavy bolter in front of my bathroom and killed my neighbor's dog with a shovel after it pissed on my lawn.
Who the hell got my Automaton?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556135
Lilis would be absolutely perfect if they could step out of their flower for awhile, and try on slutty outfits, and go on dates with their husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556419
Why not just invite them to a pizza party?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556431
Public sex in restrooms.
Fine dining with secret footjobs.
Handjobs during a movie in a theater before the shootout.
Impregnating them inside changing rooms at a mall.
So many possibilities if they weren't rooted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556427
>Kiki Kriegers

That can't be right. If anything you should've gotten pure vanilla Kikimoras. Anyway, contact our support line and you should get your automaton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556432
That's a good idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16554584
Nanu's a nice name for a nubnub, I suppose.
But now you have to tell me her surname.
I'll be judging you based on what it is.

[Anonymous No.]

What are the fattest dragon asses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556436
Plus, it's hard to feel like more of a winner, than walking around with hot twins on your arms.

I admit, I'm shallow but I don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556439
I did and they just sent more of them.
Now my house looks like a bunker and they now learned to mix chlorine and fluoride to make flamer fuel that can burn down concrete and metal.
Is your team full of Wurms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556450
CC Otohime

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556448
Anon I can't do that. But I will tell you that it's Italian. So basically my daughterus will be half Egyptian and half Italian.

If you're asking for her maiden name. I'm not sure, I never really thought about it but you've given me an idea to do it. Thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.imgur.com/Ny9XuR4.png

Something here looks kind of off, looking again. The right Dorome's back either seems a bit too long, or a bit too arched. Or maybe both. I don't know.

Can someone more knowledgeable point out exactly what is wrong here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556431
>>16556436
>>16556451
Believe in the power of Mamono and headcanon I suppose. I agree though and I don't think that's shallow. Embrace that sliver of inner chad

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556456
This is an issue. Please come down to our headquarters to solve this issue. We'll try out best to deliver you the Automaton. We strive for customer satisfaction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16555531
Goddamn that was excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556460
>Nekmet Ravioli
Odd combo

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556450
Proportionally to the rest of the girl?
Wyvern lolis
By actual size, I'm not too sure, possibly an ultra CC Ryu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556464
>a bit too long, or a bit too arched
Well they are made of mud so its not like they have to abide by our body constraints.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556460
Yeah, maiden name. I'm not asking for your surname, obviously.

Italian-Egyptian anubi sound great though. Loud and strict, and VERY anal about cooking maybe, but great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556471
Wyvern lolis do have huge racks. Almost makes me want to horrible things to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556469
I know anon. But it's our lie that counts, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556482
That's why my Anubi loves my cooking! And I'd love her to critique it so I can improve.

I'll take a while to think of a Maiden Name. I'll get back to you on that, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556471
Gonna pump the loli Wyvern bottom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556492
Love*

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556501
>She's too polite to day your cooking sucks and that you use too much oil and salt

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556501
A maiden name for an Anubis? DeNile

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556514
Charon. Crocodiles. Me. Feeding. You. To. Get the picture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556517
I deserve that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556517
Are you having a stroke?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556517
Not him but yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556488
>>16556503
Wyvern lolis are not for sexual, no matter how much they sit in your lap and bounce up and down excitedly while telling you how much she loves flying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556511
I'd be ok with her criticising me. That's what her species are like and it's part of her personality. I love it when she does it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556539
Her bouncing will just make it harder on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556539
Fucking hell anon. I'm normally a good guy, but I would shove my dick inside her ass so hard and deep she would black out for a few seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556471
Wyvern lolis have the finest pear shaped bodies. Think something on the level of Assassin of Black and Kanna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556514
That's a good pun anon.

>>16556534
>those drawings
>maid mummy
>1-800-KhepriPit for a good time

Gave me a cheeky giggle. Although I really like this idea of Mummy Maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556550
Stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556539
I'm sorry there's no way I could contain myself in that situation.

Making her go to cloud nine counts as flying though right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556534
Do more hieroglyphs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556552
perfect to fill with mate presses

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556553
I'm surprised nobody really mentioned them before.
All my ideas are always already done, yet this was untouched. Unless one guy did do it but was lost, buried under the sands of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556560
Oh god I can imagine her struggling a bit to get off my cock, flapping her wings and flying up a bit just so I could shove her back down again. At some point she might give up and accept being used as my onahole.

Why did you do this to me, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556565
What's going on here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556458
>>16556471
Does it really count as fattest ass if her whole lower body is a tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556565
>half meaty paws
>weird heart
>panties

Somebody explain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16555531
You're too good Silent. Too damn good. This and Enders Toi were both fantastic. And it takes a lot for me to be okay with bittersweet settings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556575
She's weighing your heart against her pure white panties.
You have been found wanting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556571
At that point she would probably just go limp and hang her arms down by her side if you forced a kiss on her too.

Why are loli wyverns so tempting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556587
Stop doing this to Wyvern lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556565
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556583
They're so white they're practically radiating purity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556546
Bad anon! She's just happy about life and all you can think of is her disproportionally huge and squishy butt.
>>16556550
And you're even worse, you say you're good but I bet you wouldn't even stop fucking her ass after she passed out just because, as a monster girl, she subconsciously continues milking your dick.
>>16556552
Its because of perverts like you that they have genetically adapted even fatter asses after several generations.
>>16556563
You have to contain yourself anon! No matter how much she bounces on your lap or rubs her but on your crotch excitedly, she doesn't know what she's doing and when she feels that lump in your pants she'll look up at you confused and ask what's wrong while still unintentionally grinding your lap.
>>16556571
We did nothing, you're just a pervert who loves loli ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556595
They're funny and will give you something to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556587
Yep, I would definitely kiss her a lot too. If I wasn't kissing her, I would put my fingers inside her mouth for her to lick on while I nibbled her scaly ears or neck.
Maybe with the other hand I would play with her little clit and use just my hips to do the pounding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556600
...I'm not into loli, I'm not into loli, I'm not into loli, I'm not into big, pear-shaped wide hipped loli ass bouncing on me while she looks up innocently, I'm not into...
fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556600
>she doesn't know what she's doing and when she feels that lump in your pants she'll look up at you confused and ask what's wrong while still unintentionally grinding your lap
She may not know what she's doing but I know what I will be.

Would teach the Wyvern new "games."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556603
I wanted to draw Sandy the Golem and Vista the Automaton violating laws by fishing and whaling in international waters.
Then try and work in a Valentines doodle involving Miracle Tou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556606
>[Maniacal Baphomet Laughter]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556600
I am a good person, but I mean, think of the plump loli wyvern ass!
How can I resist that little onahole? It's literally impossible to not pin her down and blow my load deep down so her belly fills up a bit while a whole lot drips down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556614
Go fish!

[Anonymous No.]

If Wyvern lolis already have fat bottoms, how would Zombie Wyvern lolis fare?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556600
Wyvern lolis need the fattest of asses to attract mates.

That's why they are so disproportionately large.

They grow into them sometimes though.
Sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556432
then theyre gonna get all chubby and have a big BUTT
and i dont need even more of those distracting me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556392
Depends on your definition of "quality"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556620
It's too cold to fish though.

[Anonymous No.]

Getting imprisoned in a seahorse's funhouse isn't so bad! Honest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556628
Then just draw it already.
>>16556629
It's okay if I get locked up as long as they take care of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556624
>all become fat bottomed lolis who want to sit in your lap
Gonna need two Manticore barbs for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556622
God send help. Right now wyverns climbed to number one in my rankings and it's just because of lust. I need to blow a load inside those little things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556634
In a bit. Itcs cold and I want to enjoy some sauce and bread with cheese. Because MSG is fucking delicious.

>>16556629
I'd rather a Centaur vegan bbq than a water horse funhouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556622
Anyone who says loli wyverns aren't lewd is a damn liar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556645
It's cold where you are, but the snows will melt here next week.
Again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556606
Its too late anon, you've been corrupted by phat loli ass.
>>16556613
That's bad anon, because she loves tying new things especially new games, she'll of course ask if they're fun games while bouncing even harder on your lap from excitement.
>>16556619
That's not something a good person would say, that's something a pervert would say.
>>16556623
Well apparently its working since there are so many here who now want one.
>>16556640
If this were a monster girl world god would send help in the form of a phat assed Wyrven to crash through your window and land butt first on your face.
>>16556651
They're not, its perverts like you who see them as lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556640
I know the feeling, if there was an artist who was okay that sort of content I'd be really tempted to commission them right now but I can't think of any drawfags who done dfc lewds in the past.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556629
If i'm going to be a drugged up prisoner it could at least be a manticore or oomukade

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556064
Your tiny chameleon dragons sound like dnd faerie dragons. Just cause tiny dragons that can invisible. Their breath weapon was sparkles that cause daze and confuse. Some powerful spell casters could have them as a familiar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556634
>>16556645
B-but it's fun, she's not even that smug most of the time

[Anonymous No.]

>go through Cowboy Bebop for the first time in forever so I could watch it with my dad
>get inspired to watch Space Dandy and Outlaw Star too
Let me guess: we have NO stories like these, at all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556657
>That's bad anon, because she loves tying new things especially new games, she'll of course ask if they're fun games while bouncing even harder on your lap from excitement.
Would she get even more excited knowing it's an adult game? She would probably flap her wings with excitement while saying "show me! show me!."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556654
Snow melted a while ago thanks to the rain.
Still cold as hell.

I wonder if I can fix the cold problem by subduing an Ice Queen loli with a big bottom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556672
Nah, what you need is one of them Igni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXB26d8qcN4

Well, for one, ayyy lmaos are pretty much no-go territory because it invites the Draenei/Xenomorph posters.

>Space Dandy
>MFW I've been watching scenes from the show out of nostalgia for how fun it could be

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556657
>>16556600
This has to be the work of a Baphomet
I'm on to your tricks, Sabbath
I'll, uh, I'll keep the phat, squishy butt loli Wyvern though. For reasons. Innocent reasons. Very... very innocent reasons...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556657
Of course it's working, who wouldn't want a pair of Wyvern loli twins so he can plow ones fat ass while her sister watches and waits for her turn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556674
I'm not asking for xenomorphs or Draenei, I'm asking for just our girls IN SPACE.
The little Anubis in the cockpit is the only thing I can think of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556657
Yeah, a flat butt loli wyvern would make be go back to being a good person. I would give her pats and some cookies. Maybe I would even cheer her on while she does tricks in the air.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop lewding pure sweet loli Wyverns! Stop talking about their petite little bodies and plump juicy asses! STOP!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556669
Some lazy fuck with questionable writing talent keeps saying he's going to make a multi-chapter story set in space with an anubis, but he hasn't got around to it yet. The most he's done is a smut piece about a busty lactating shortstack anubis in zero gravity.

I am that lazy fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556685
That's how loli Wyverns are supposed o be treated. That's how they should only be treated.

[Anonymous No.]

Question. Would my demon waifu be able to resist me and my daughteru giving her the puppy dog eyes after we bring in another orphaned monstergirl that we couldn't just leave looking sad on the street?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556685
This
See? I'm not into lolis, haha, its just their sweet phat juicy asses! That's all! I swear that's all. I totally wouldn't be interested in this loli Wyvern if she had a flat butt instead of a big, jiggly booty bouncing up and down as she doesn't realize how lewd she's being with an innocent smile!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556661
They don't have a breath attack though. Their spit has a very powerful paralyzing effect though.
They would be popular with mages though, as who wouldn't want a cute, timid helper who can go around undetected?
I'd probably do a short or two involving them at some point in the future. Hopefully soon now that I bought a universal laptop charger to replace the old one and can get to transfering my things from paper to data soon.
I doubt they'd be popular in the end, though, as lewd beats cute. Even then, I fancy the idea more than I should.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556699
She'd pout and ho and hum but as soon as she sees the adopteru she'd crack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556662
I'm in stiches.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of cute gadgets and trinkets would mechanubis build?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556695
You, you lazy fuck! I want you to shape up, mister because I'm terrible at writing and I even I churn out shit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556699
>adopting orphans

Y'know. For a man with such a "evil" waifu. You're a pretty nice guy. You're going gods work anon. Keep it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556695
Ganbatte Trachyon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556673
Why not both to make a temperate middle ground? Gonna need to subdue both fat bottomed loli at once for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556690
Ok, let's instead talk about Wyvern teens who've had their phat loli rears grow with the rest of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556712
AnonBot.

[Anonymous No.]

It's time.
Time for some motherfucking new anubis art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556705
If I had a nickle for ebery "though" I typed here...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556723
Lolis? Nah. Teenage Wyverns? Now that's what I'm talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556696
But if she had a big ass then I would go back my lewd self and her ass would be sore for days.

>>16556700
STOP

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556705
Sparkly daze breath is better than paralyzing spit. And it could still be used to rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556690
What about their deliciously thick thighs? You wouldn't rub your dick between them right?

Especially when she started to squirm and moan as you got higher and rubbed it against her dripping lips, you're not that awful are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556712
New equipment for Automatons forged from Demon Realm Silver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556728
Is it for her nerdy, shut in sister?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556712
A scheduling robot.
Legos that clean themselves up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556734
Yep.
Just remember to ignore them talking about growing into their rears
It'll never happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556729
I love it! I bet she's an over achieving School President! Such a perfect girl.

>tfw no over achieving school president Anubis childhood friend who out of your utter surprise loves being around you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556729
>resize
>still 3.7mb
Jesus christ how big was that image?

Always glad to see new Anubis though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556734
I want to cum on the right's thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556729
My god it's perfect. Green eyed anubi are the best anubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556671
She would in fact, because she wants to be grown up and show everybody how mature she is. You wouldn't take advantage of that to teach her what adult monsters and adult men do together would you?
>>16556676
I'm just a concerned citizen, concerned about how many loli ass loving perverts there are.
>>16556680
Why even have the other twin wait if you're already going so far as to fuck them both? Why not grope her fat ass or have her sit on your face so you can eat her out while fucking her sister?
>>16556685
>>16556700
Good that's a start, now all you have to do is not think about their asses, don't think about how fat they are or how they seem to love to rub their asses on your crotch, or how no matter how much they do it they continue with their innocent smile and cheerful attitude, unaware of the effect their actions are having on you, don't even think about how they'd beg you to treat them like an adult and play those 'adult games' with her.
>>16556690
I'm trying anon, but there are a lot of these perverts.
>>16556723
>>16556734
That's better, they're more mature and more fully understand their actions while still claiming to be innocently playing, they're asses are also proportionally ridiculous.
>>16556736
No, you must resist the ass, resist the fat, plump, squishy, round ass of the lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556738
No because I don't like raping lolis. I'd be gentle and loving. Making sure she was comfortable all the way through.

And after she can transform back since it was just a lolification potion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556754
>You wouldn't take advantage of that to teach her what adult monsters and adult men do together would you?
I'm afraid you have too high an opinion of me if you think otherwise.

I want to commit a crime with a wyvern!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556737
Both can be used to rape, really.
Maybe they could have both? One to daze and confuse those that either startle them or show signs of agression, and the paralysis to stop those who actively attack them or their husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556741
That would be cute. I bet hat NEET would love AnonBot. Every time I look at that image I giggle after reading the screen. It's funny.

>/human/

I wonder what that board is like?

[Anonymous No.]

So has anyone read this story?

http://pastebin.com/P6M2wqFj

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556705
Do they get the long chameleon tongue and chromatically shift skin tone under emotional duress?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556761
And that's just the thing anon, because of the damn perverted monster girls in control of the laws its not a crime, you could do all manner of sexual things with and to her and it'd be perfectly legal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556706
Helps that she's hopelessly affected by cute things.

>>16556715
I've got a soft heart and she might hide it under her hedonism and lewdness but she's got one too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556775
Judging by the viewcount I'd say someone has. I'mma go do it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556767
I just thought sparkly daze breath is cuter and more fitting for a tiny invisible thing. Would make for more playful rape, while paralyzing spit would fit something that is gonna dom you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556787
Would your demon waifu get all jelly at the idea of an adopted monster girl? Would she treat her like her own daughteru? Would you daughteru be ok with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556769
>Check out my awesome OC Blackguard!
>I love petite, shy shotas!
>I want to play with legos with a childhood friend!
>Why can't we ever enjoy things again?
>let me go into detail about my setting.
>It's not a bad doodle, for a walking corpse, but I REALLY like that navel! Draw more navel!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556754
If she rubbed her ass in me her life would be over. I would pin her down and ravage her ass before she could even notice what is happening. Maybe after her body is a puddle of cum and her love juices I could teach her what adult games are and go for another round, this time in her vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556775
Would monster girls be disgusted at the idea of birthing a human?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556728
>>16556739
>>16556744
But what if you molest and nibble her ears when she's in the middle of her tinkering?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556754
>>16556723
>>16556745
Do massive rear'd teenage wyverns wear appropriate clothing, or do they defiantly wear things several sizes too small to cover their burgeoning asses while claiming they'll grow into it every day? Do they pretend to not notice when they're flaunting their colossal cheeks for all to see while they're just trying to ask you on a date?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556715
I have a theory that evil, tough, mean, and self-centered Monster Girls tend to attract the cute pure good hearted boys. I'm not exactly sure why, maybe opposites attracting or something?

It makes for a cute dynamic at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556713
>>16556716
I'll get to it someday, probably. It's one of those things where I keep generating ideas for it, but I've bigged it up a lot in my head. Like I've convinced myself I don't have the talent necessary yet to write it.
Good news is I'm writing MG stuff consistently again. Current work is 12000 words long and is full of delicious degeneracy.

>>16556747
8MB. L4No makes BIG art.
Here's the one which isn't compressed. Probably should have posted the link first thing.
https://my.mixtape.moe/nngsla.png

>>16556749
My brother. Green eyes+brown skin is divine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556805
I don't get it. It's not as if it's a permanent disability, it has several treatments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556775
Yes. It was awful. Don't post it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556806
>molesting Anubi ears
>Wet_Wolfu_Panties.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556783
In a weird sort of way, knowing I would get away with it makes me feel more guilty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556754
I wait because then the second loli works that much harder

round 3 is both of them

As for the teens, it also means that they're more of aware of their fatter rears And more easily embarrassed when you put them in skimpy outfits that highlight their rears

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556811
I like this idea aswell. It's cute imagining a tough raping Hellhound with a innocent boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556806
>that spoiler
eh, I'd rather roleplay as a piece of meat so my Oni waifu would nibble on me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556796
Did you miss the part where my daughteru was giving her the puppy dog eyes too?
She takes after me so she doesn't like seeing people be sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556775
Well I done read it and now I'm just confused. Why would giving birth to a human girl be such a big deal or even a problem at all? That means humans won't go extinct, and that means Monsters won't go extinct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556816
It's the shame anon. The shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556807
They dress a bit skimpy to flaunt them but are still easily embarrassed if you take the initiative and grope, slap, or spank their prodigious posterior

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556812
>Here's the one which isn't compressed. Probably should have posted the link first thing.
Thanks for that.

Have to say I love the exclamation makings just barely being visible under the shirt, it's little details like that which get me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556824
>>16556807
>Former big booty loli turned HUGE booty teen wyvern
>Buys extra large skirts for school
>They're still not enough
>She still comes over every weekend to play those adult games you taught her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556801
>Let me go into detail about my setting
Imagine the crazy shit monsters would think our world was like.

The funny thing would be the fact that none of them would ever be correct, not even monster would have such shit taste to think about this boring reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556779
No on the latter, as they become completely invisible through their scales reflecting light and other science/magic mumbo jumbo if a constant amount of mana is put through them. Kind of like Stealth packs in Metal Gear Solid, only they are capable of perfect invisibility and will stop working if you startle them enough to break their mana flow. Any mage with enough of their scales can replicate the effect, but it's very costly. Being able to seemingly be invisible almost indefinitely shows they either have monstrous amounts of mana, or they recover it faster than they use it up.
I'd say long tongies are a-okay though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556844
You better marry that Wyvern.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556804
Bad anon, at least give her a chance to realize what's happening, like by kissing her to let her mind calm down a bit before plunging into that ass.
>>16556807
Monster girl school uniforms, if you can even call them that, are mandatory several sizes too small, showing off plenty of cleavage, lots of ass, and a sea of thighs.
>>16556823
As you should, too bad you wont have time to be guilty as the girl will now demand you play adult games with her on a regular basis.
>>16556824
Well as long as everybody has fun that's what really matters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556845
This is a pretty grimdark setting, so I doubt they would think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556791
It is cute, I'll admit. I have more to consider now.
Question is, would they get along with Wendigo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556844
Exactly.

Although now she's old enough to wonder if you find her extra big behind 'gross'.

And THEN there's when she hits adulthood

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556849
I've given in, I'm totally on board to the idea now.
Call me a pervert, I don't care. I wanna raise a big bootied loli into a huge bootied teen into a massive bootied wife wyvern.
>>16556859
Oh good lord don't get me started

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556849
Of course I would.
Teen pregnancy would occur

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556859
>Ara Ara Wyvern with an ass big enough to completely obscure anon's dick when she sits on it.
>Sensitive enough that with enough time every thrust gives her an orgasm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556855
>mfw we will never be invaded by monster girls because this reality is so grimdark they don't even believe such a world can exist
This is truly deppressing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556858
Wendigo are too easy to tease and they'll cry when invisible dragons steal their stretchy meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556861
What?
Don't want to think about adult her trying to keep sitting in your lap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556853
Nope, sorry. The kissing will only start after her ass starts squeezing down on my dick.

>>16556844
I want to completely break a wyvern and make her addicted to my dick now. Thanks thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556811
I don't get where the idea that my Waifu is evil is from.
She spent a good three years looking for me to sign the contract we made as kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556864
Yep, you can even hug her tail in doggy style as you pound her into the sheets

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556859
>>16556861
>>16556864
>since they've been fucking essentially her entire life she knows every single little twist and turn she needs to do to get him going
>Though she was innocent as a loli and embarrassed as a teen, she's come to accept and love her colossal ass because its what her husband adores so much
>Flaunts it all the time intentionally in his face, he's practically attached to it
>Wonderful life of sex and teasing and booty

Good end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556853
>As you should, too bad you wont have time to be guilty as the girl will now demand you play adult games with her on a regular basis.
I accept my sexy punishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556867
>>16556874
I wanna see the exact moment she simultaneously comes to accept her huge ass as well as accept her undying love for her husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556873
>>16556878
>Anal slut wyvern that cums on penetration
Yep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556841
More artists need to push for the exclamation marks, they're good for framing the abdomen and navel. Like in that shower anubis picture, you can still kind of see them through the towel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556185
That's how many youkos take to being brushed, inaris tend to make it much more relaxing and intimate experience.

Honestly one of the best things about girls with long, furry tails would be to help groom those silky things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556864
>Sensitive enough that with enough time every thrust gives her an orgasm
Anon worked hard for decades to get her to that point, he's earned it.

He's still a pervert though, as she'll tease him about all the damn time.

[Anonymous No.]

>that new trove of Ren-Xiongmao art on Twitter
Unf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556874
Best end in all senses of the word


>>16556881
It'll involve plenty of heart pupils

>>16556889
Exactly, perfect for bringing to ahego before vaginal

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556866
>Wendigo trips over nothing
>Curious, she looks for what tripped her
>Standing behind her is a small Dragon, about her height, with vivid lavender scales and a large tail that curls at the end
>In her hands is Wendigo's dinner: a mammoth leg, cooked to perfection
>The two eye eachother for a bit, before Wendigo takes a step forward to retrieve her meal
>This startles the little Dragon, causing her to seemingly vanish after a look of utter terror
>There are no signs whatsoever of her around
>No footprints or anything, like she truly did vanish
>Or flew away...
>Wendigo slumps in defeat
>How will she grow big and strong like that one voluptuous Wendigo if her food gets stolen?
>She curls up in the snow and pulls a flask of her favorite drink from her coat to lift her spirits-
>Oh wait, that's gone too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556874
Well now I gotta save this whole discussion, thanks alot

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556925
What a little weak Wendy.

>The two eye eachother for a bit, before Wendigo takes a step forward to retrieve her meal
>This startles the little Dragon, causing her to seemingly vanish after a look of utter terror
>Wendigo uses a sonic awa, which reveals the little dragon
>It's a fight

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if a dragon has tried for months making a daugheru to no avail and shes getting more frustrated or desperate? all her friends got one or even two already

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556838
Monsters have a harder time getting pregnant then humans. It would be disappointing to them to spend years trying to convince only to birth a human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556939
Off to quest for the child tree

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556906
Lots of paizuri with her too, some madman really likes her and I'm glad he does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556695
>Questionable writing talent
That's about a good 65% of the writers here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556482
Took some time and considering. But I think I finally found a maiden name for her.

Nanu Omari

Omari meaning "High Born" apparently. I like the sound of the name and I think High Born suits her. She is born an Anubi after all, a Guard of the kingdom and preserver of the Mummies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556939
Extreme levels of cumflation sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556939
That's when her husband comforts her and the mushy sex makes a daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556939
What happens is that someone's pelvis gets grinded to dust, i wouldn't want to be in that poor guy's shoes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556939
The answer is for her husband to down an entire pot of sticky mushroom soup and then eat at least three raging mushrooms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556938
One Wendy would lose.
Being based of Cam would give her hyper high Ice resist, lots of status attacks to whittle her away, and would steal until there was nothing left to steal.
Do you want a coatless Wendio who has no stretchy meat to eat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556957
More like 85%.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556965
A true hunter fights against the odds. I believe in the Wendigo.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you think Kikimora barbarians would behave like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556930
Not him, but please do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556975
They'd ride out to raid villages, leaving nothing but spotlessness and organization in their wake!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556975
Curvy, /fit/ aggressive maids who clean your floors and then drag you up to your room to rape you.
Maybe even a gangrape if you somehow attract a whole pack of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556950
what is that?
>>16556959
but anon the dragon womb...
>>16556960
thats why they dont got one yet
>>16556961
pelvis insurance!
>>16556964
see second reply

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556983
>Barbarians Kikis raiding villages
>The places get cleaner and somehow more stocked than before
What would the village leaders do? try to incite more "attacks"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556974
What if she fails, and the Dragon gives her stuff back after apologizing over her kleptomania, and the two share a feast together in their new friendship before terrorizing the local mountain town together?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556975
Muscle maids with scars and eyepatches that raid whomever disrespects master

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556988
>see second reply.
That's no excuse anon. Flood that dragon pussy with spirit energy until she can't take any more and then keep going!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556571
The right position to fuck loli wyvern ass is doggystyle, and stopping thrusting and letting go of her hips when she's close to climax. Even though she didn't exactly know what's going on, she'd start pushing herself back on sensation and instict, and keep her ass bouncing against your hips. The young wyvern would lose a part of her innocence trying to get off by repeatedly impaling herself on your cock, tongue lolling out and eyes glazed over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556988
Yes? Her womb will be filled and soon there will be a daughteru in there. I don't see the problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556988
Dragon wombs are built for this.
She'll take it AND want it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556988
>what is that?
Someone hasn't read world guide 2 I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556983
I always imagine they would always neatly disorganize everything so you can never find what you need, leave the space spotless and then run off with the unmarried men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556975
Civilized savages. They clean up after they're done raiding and treat any man they capture as their master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556991
Nah, cause the barbarian kikis are raiding human barbarian towns and tribes. Though the places are left spotless and organized, now the humans can't find where anything was!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557011
>confusion and panic caused by things being moved around
Genius.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556958
That's a great name, anon, I think it really fits well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556958
Although Sefu was a strong runner up now that I think about it. Sefu meaning sword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557002
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[Anonymous No.]

>>16557009
>Anon doesn't know what's going on.
>One minute his village is being attacked by armored barbarians and now he's in a meticulously built mansion on a soft bed with a pack of scarred toned Kikis calling him master and practically worshipping his dick.
>They've agreed to leave his village be if he just lets them serve him.
>Anon didn't expect to have his dick throat deep in a Kiki barbarian as her sisters complained that she was hogging it but he's not complaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556994
>>16556999
>>16557002

dont bully dragon wombs please or i will call the jinko police

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557017
Thanks anon. Means a lot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556988
>what is that?

Clearly you haven't read up on the settings.

Treasured Child Tree: http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Treasured_Child_Tree#Tentacle_Plant_Varieties

Sticky mushroom: http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Sticky_Mushroom

Raging mushroom: http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Raging_Mushroom

[Anonymous No.]

What's with all the dragon talk all of a sudden? And what's with the Wyvern bullying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556958
Sounds a bit weeb.

Then again, with a Mummy named Anu, an Apophis named Sibyl, and a tanned redhead girl who looks after kids when not bounty hunting in skimpy battle garments, I have no real right to criticize anyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16555531
Ah, you never disappoint. I miss seeing you in the discord but I think I understand why you don't bother with the place anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557037
Topics come up, people talk about them
I never understand these kinds of questions

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557037
>bullying
I don't know, they seem to be enjoying themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557023
And that's why dragons are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557039
You think so? Like I said Sefu is a strong contestor and I'm still not 100% on picking the Maiden Name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557029
It's not womb bullying if they are married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557037
This >>16557045
There was even a happy ending! >>16556874

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556958
It sounds nice. I like it more than "Sefu" just because the beat and rhyme of "Nanu Sefu" doesn't really click with me.
If that's the name you've settled on, you're going to come to love every syllable of it before too long. I'm speaking from experience here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557023
Soon to be a cumbloated one as she goes for all the kids


>>16557029
Why?
Do they want to have their wombs tested too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557041
There's a discord? Oy.
What happened to the IRC? Is that even still alive or did ELH finally take it out back and shoot it?

[Anonymous No.]

With all this talk of barbarian kikis, So anons, what MG would you rather raid your village and enslave you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557044
I never thought that "Loli Wyverns" would get such a long discussion.

>>16557045
There was a lot of talk about squirming and the Wyvern not wanting it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557055
Well it looks like they did? What are you getting at man

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557047
Go with what you want.
Don't let my bitterness sway you too much.

By the way, Sibly is a pun on the noise snakes make. I have become the Charon at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557053
Demon.
I wouldn't mind roleplaying being my waifu's rape slave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557034
after reading all that i am dreading to think what will happen if you use all those together in a fertile MG like elf or vamp mosquito

i guess it wouldnt be pretty

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557053
A massive, Giant Kraken raiding a fishing village.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556971
Well I don't know about you but I kind of like/appreciate the work of the more active people like Silent_II, ELH, Losenis, this new guy Frosticle to name a few. I can't say much in the ways of the names I've seen thrown around as the shit like like AlpAnon, BobAnon, ThatBollocksWriter, and the Lani guy.

That being said; I wish Tarrek was back, ParkedBuggy would write Chapter fucking Two, YBA wasn't a zombie, Seafoam wasn't a zombie, and RSAnon would deliver more properly femdom Manticores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557050
Was thinking the same thing anon. Nanu Sefu just sound off. And I have to agree, I absolutely love the name especially since it's hers. It sticks in my head. And in a rather quite autistic way I like whispering it while I hug my pillow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16555224
She looks like she's about to bust a rhyme that tells me that I'm awful and she's only accepting out of pity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557056
Maybe I'm just being a grumpy asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557065
Hey, if you don't want to have kids with a Vamp Mosquito just yet you could always facefuck her.
An elf on the other hand, you could not escape when it comes to impregnation.
Elves are scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557060
>Sibly is a pun on the noise snakes make

This sounds interesting. Could you explain? Is it the ssssssssss sound of the name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557080
Sibilance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557052
The IRC is probably still up, but its abandoned. Everyone is either in ELH's discord now or TFT's.
ELH's is overrun by a shit headpat meme but is the least shitty and TFT is what you'd expect from TFT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557075
i dont really think she could think clearly after being stuffed like a turkey with semen

just carefully pick her up bridal style and carry her home,lay on the bed with her and comfort all her needs while rubbing her belly

elves arent scary anon,they just want to make a family with you,so welcome any elf with open arms

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557025
There's an idea. They raid villages to collect supplies for their home and practice their cleaning skills. When it's ready, they find a man an make him the Master and communal husband of the pack. They revere him and make sure to take care of all his needs. Once their kids are grown up, they set off to create their own packs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557091
I'm talking more about the fact that an elf will leglock you and starts saying you're raping her while hinting that she wants you to fill her pussy with your human seed.
Elves are scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557068
I may get back into stories in between doodles and working on the steelim now that I have a new laptop and charge cord. Too bad I have to restart my porn from scratch...
I've had an idea for Joe that's been nagging my mind for the past two years, and I'm sure at least 1 guy will find a cheap laugh to be something to look forward to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557086
If it's the discord I'm thinking of I always thought mono was the admin.
If there's one thing that pisses me off it's that guy writing "peaks in" before he says anything, multiple times a day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557092
What happens if someone finds the mansion and tries raiding it for supplies? Does the raider become a beta master?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557102
thats when you hold her hips and start pumping inside her like a firehose!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557080
It was in my copy of Webster's Dictionary, and I don't want to dig it out until it dries up a bit.
Basically it's what >>16557084 said, iirc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557086
So I'd have to get used to a fucking discord with a genuine acount if I want to bullshit around with other writefags?
Grand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557109
He also only does it to post heatpat or /pol/ crap too. Everyone else there is alright.
Its still the best monster girl discord we have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557084
>>16557121
Oh I see. I just thought it had some secret Egyptian meaning or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557112
>beta master
Ha ha fuck no.
No one raids master's mansion.
If it's a human then the answer is "removed with extreme prejudice."
If it's a monster with no husband the answer is "forcibly added to master's harem."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557126
Agreed on all points.

[Anonymous No.]

If I sneak to a mg playing a video game while she's concentrating hard, get really close while she doesn't notice me, then I form a cone with hands and whisper into her ear. CASUAL
Then laugh hard.
Which mg would have the best reaction to this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557125
Not many writefags in the wordpress one, not active ones at least. The TFT one has lots of guys be it's still TFT.

Anyway, more on topic, why is no one talking about the new girl? I know she's old news in a way, but she's now officially released and looks nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557129
It's more Greek than Egyptian.
The Apophis pounts out that her mother had a disturbed sense of humor in making her first and last name puns, and that she's too lazy and busy to come up with replacements.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557112
They have standards for who their masters are. They are below their Master and in return for their hard work and worship, he gives them leadership, love, and sex. Any intruders are chased off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557138
Well if Anunisfucker and ELH are on the other, non TFT ome, I can at least make do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557131
This. They may wear maid outfits that don't quite cover their muscles and act cute around master, but their fierce barbarians that will defend master with all sorts of fury.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557053
I could go for anything, so I'm gonna go ahead and random a Monster Girl.

>Hellhound

A pack of Hounds are attacking, daughters of Cerberus! Run for the hills!

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>>16557139
Damn, that's mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557151
I hear some are masters of Double Swing, to clean more effectively, and Leap, tp bypass more stuborn geometry and geography and reach hard to clean zones.
They also worship three legendary Kiki Barbs of unparalleled cleaning capabilities and maidness.

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>>16557086
Don't forget that ELH's Discord also has Bollocks and PsychoFox/CommercialAnon where the mileage can and WILL vary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557053
I want my village to be attacked by the Desert Kingdom and become an Anubis' house husband!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557163
>Discord

Why is there a Monster Girl Discord? Then again, there's a discord for everything these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557164
>Anon's village gets attack by an army of Mummies and he gets knocked unconscious.
>Wakes up to the sight of the Pharaoh, and her Anubis and Sphinx retainers licking every inch of his dick.
What would you do in this situation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556812
L4No's art is really good, thanks for introducing me to him. I actually just sent him a request for a commission.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557158
Apophi aren't exactly nice.
In fact, they're at each other's throats after a certain age, which causes most to leave home around 9 in my setting. Many try and plot against each other to overthrow one another, excluding Sibyl, who is a lazy blacksheep in a few regards and has her interests in other things besides:
>Take over desert
>Remove Pharaoh
>Remove other Apophi
Despite that, she still enjoys slapping up a sleeping Pharaoh and turning her mountains of gold into sand just because she can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557187
Considering that if I live in a small village and seeing this many MGs at once would probably startle me.

But I'd come to accept it and enjoy it very quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557069
>I like whispering it while I hug my pillow.
Wow. Okay Anon, I gotta say, I was going along just fine until I read this.
Actually whispering her name into your pillow? I know we have some serious waifufags here who actually delude themselves in their everyday lives, but just the image of that is more than autistic. That's genuinely worrying.
I'm going to ask you something about this, and I want you to answer truthfully:
Are you me? Because I do that too. Not into a pillow, but it's close enough.

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>>16557138
She's just a dragon but undead. If people didn't really mind the regular dragon all that much why would people talk about an undead version of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557195
Devilish!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557208
>I, for wan, welcome our new desert overlords and mistresses

[Anonymous No.]

I desire a pudgy anubis that works for a muscled pharoah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557209
Anon you had me worried then. I thought I was going to get branded a faggot. But waifu love is serious. It ain't not game and what we do is a good thing. It causes the portals to open quicker.

I'll shut up about it now because it's very cringy and autistic.

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>>16557230
>Anubis hugs you from the front
>Pharaoh hugs you from the back
>Sphinx hugs you from the side
>Apophis coils around all of you for the big hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557230
The pharoah probably benches the anubis.
In her kingdom, weight is defined by units of anubis.

>Yo bro how many 'nubs you deadlift

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557220
Oh I'd intergrate almost instantly. Accepting our new leaders and overlords.

>>16557230
You going to squeeze the pudge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557171
It's a step up from the IRC? You'd have to ask the people that run it. TFT has one because obviously they need an outlet for all the faggotry there, to include Father Grigori

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557216
The irony is that the one with no interest in taking over the desert is the onr closest in doimg so due to not plotting most her life in a dark cave.
She also makes the Pharaoh's little tomb her personal labratory for alchemy, and the Pharaoh herself is practically right under dangerous chemicals being mixed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557232
I just started reading those replies. It does sound pretty crazy but I've also said my waifu's name outloud. Felt a little bit weird and embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557240
The best.

>>16557242
Probably, although it would just cause the anubis to eat more out of depression, thus decreasing the units of anubis one can lift.

>>16557244
You know it, will even do so in public.

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>>16557251
>spelling errors
Kill me. Please.
Someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557232
Yeah, it is. We shouldn't set this as a precedent.
I can emphathise with the feeling you get from saying it, at least, even if I am a broken husk of a human.

[Anonymous No.]

Khepris and Mummies are the only Desert girls worth caring about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557254
That's why we have derived units.

You figure out how many lolinubi there are in an anubis, and how many mininubi there are in a lolinubis. It's a flawless system of measurement.

[Anonymous No.]

Take your discord and other namefag circlejerks and their drama out of here, that shit destroys every community on 4chan without exceptions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557247
It's probably a good containment for faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557253
It's a sign of strong waifu love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557193
He's nice and friendly too.
Just a heads-up though, he's quite busy with school stuff, so he might not be able to deliver to you right away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557278
But what happens when it gets thrown off by one of the lolinubi getting spoiled with too much cake?

Or one of the Dire anubi puts on a tremendous amount of muscle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556629
An Otohime would never imprison you
You're free to leave whenever you want but why would you want to miss out of on this much fun?

>>16556645
>a Centaur vegan bbq
This sounds good
No rape, no lewdness, good healthy food
I'm sure Centaurs are great to talk with

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556706
>adopteru
Officially adding this word to my mind bank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557274
That's ok if you think that anon.

>>16557280
It is pretty annoying and doesn't really belong here.

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>>16557254
>Chubby awaawa Anubis
>/fit/ boisterous Pharaoh
>Pear shaped mischievous Sphinx
>Big laid back Apophis
>Smug Khepris of various body types
Is there any better desert harem?

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>>16557313
Nope.
Although I'd probably spoil the anubis so much that she wouldn't be chubby for long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557309
It's all fun and games until one dad brings real meat instead of soy.
>One loli Centaur looks at her burger
>"My soyburger is bleeding!"
>The mothers and daughters are panicing
>The dads are enjoying the meat, lost in bliss after going so long without it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557294
Yeah I'm not too worried about a wait. Most artists I contact tend to have pretty long backlogs so I'm used to it, and it's not like it's urgent or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557328
Feeding meat to a Centaur wouldn't be that bad
Maybe it messes with their hormonal balance and/or they have an hard time digesting it, but nothing too extreme

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557344
Maybe.
I just wanted to reference my favorite MitM scene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557313
You forgot silky Ittan-Mommen, and Apsara belly dancers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557348
It's a shame she's not a Desert girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>17 screens worth of Booty loli/teen/wife wyvern discussion
Goodness this will be a sizable screencap

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557361
Godspeed anon.

[Anonymous No.]

It's been 2017 for more than a month.

When are our Space Cat overlords going to conquer us?

[Anonymous No.]

>describing an ejaculation as "thick ropes"
I see this a lot in our writefaggotry, and it sounds so unpleasant. Why do this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557361
Just like her rear.
Loli wyvern's fat fanny is for fondling until she starts moaning and gasping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557313
There is only one thing I can say to all this.
I come from a faraway place~

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557361
Is it really worth the screen cap? Like I get if you like lolis and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557374
It does make semen sound more like silly string.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557370
>no wolfu to berate and belittle me for being such a fragile weak man

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>>16557251
On the subject on Egypt girls and my setting, I do have a few plans in the future involving the Pharaoh waking up and being very unnerved by the MC and the Apophis for slapping her despite not having any recollection of it, a guy who fell into a Khepri pit earlier in the setting coming back out looking like Femto due to using the excess dark energy left over and gathered as clothing since the love bugs tore his previous ones to shreds, a petite Anubis who wants revenge against a certain Apophis for using her as a guinea pig, and a loli Girtablilu who goes from "adorable back hugger" to "Knifes everything with extreme prejudice" as the story goes on and she gets older.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557383
Meh. I screencap and save others' screencaps of a bunch of discussions just for posterity. I find them enjoyable to look back on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557390
Oh. They're cats? Didn't read that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557360
Brown girls are love.
What kind of monster would Assassin be, anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557360
She's pretty close aesthetically. Plus she's brown, so I imagine they do lots of dancing in desert communities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557395
You like small girls quite a bit don't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16555531
I like how you got across how Will is a bit messed up in the head, which is what growing up alone in a bunker with only a titty robot to care for you will do to you.

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>>16557403
Well, that one would be a mantanago of some sort seeing as her entire gimmick is that her body is dangerous.

Could also argue that she would be a bubble slime.

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>>16557400
They might be Space Wolves, Space Monkeys or Space Elves.

The main point is they come from space and tend to be chuuni with talk about power levels and forms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557370
>Wanting ayyys
There's only one I want

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557417
Not enough red hair and viking motifs to be space wolves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557414
I would crumble nations for a chance to date an Assassin Bubble Slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557396
That's understandable. I just thought it's a bit (sorry if this comes off bad) bland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557435
And she would cuddle the everloving shit out of you if you tried to marry her.

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>>16557403
>brown
Hassan's are Hellhound-tier charcoal colored.
>What kind of monster would Assassin be, anyway?
Apophis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557361
Did you guys even consider that the Wyvern is somebodies daughteru?

Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557437
It never hurts to document. You never know who was really interested by something and asks several threads later if someone saved something. Plus I'm actually usually not into loli at all but this particular conversation just got to me for some reason.
You ain't gotta apologize, its all good.

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>>16557441
Bubble Slimes are perfect for marriage. You can literally survive off eating them, they feel like a jacuzzi all the time, and they smell great once you transplant them.

Plus they can cleanse, sanitize, and diffuse toxins, which are just all around useful skills.

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>>16557447
I don't trust that sign. I bet she'll stab whoever gives her a hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557447
Except that specific assassin is ALL poison, not just some poison.

>>16557459
I've neve had issues with them but they never seem to be popular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557426
>Big scary Space Wolf Girls in heavy armor, with power claws that can shred a tank to pieces.
>Big, soft, fluffy tails and cute ears.

I'm so conflicted!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557463
>never seem to be popular
Meh, it's the curse of being a part of the Slime family. Most people prefer flesh, it's true.

I'll champion Slimes til I die though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557466
What happens if you start brushing her tail when she's not looking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557461
Hassan of Serenity's touch poisons anybody except Gudao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557466
Remember that they'd be dire big and would love nothing more than to regale you with tales of their battles and personal victories before bedding you.

Just remember that they WILL have scars.
Lots of them.

Well, that and occasional incursions by that one super dire cyclops and her golem minions.

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>>16557412
I like small and big equally, really.
Small girls are easier to do in a cute way. Overall there will be a few small cute mgs in the party, either being cute, enacting gallows humor,or in the case of an Ushi Oni, being cute but disturbing at the same time due to her predatory glares.

There's also going to be a bookworm doing archaeological things with his Mummy assistant in his search for a very specific artifact of monumental historical significance to man.
But, I'd really like to move the plot out of the desert already, and get the gang eastward for Dragoons ruins with an alcoholic lone survivor, ice kingdom with harsh cold and hardy people, a Lich in need of assistance in getting her lab back from her former assistant after a coup and placing her priceless(and I mean shit like Unicorn blood, scales from a dragon so old its flesh and bones petrified, Lilim ovum, etc) research materials in ways that prevent her from doing anything to take it back without destroying things that are worth enough to buy whole continents in the magic community, and MC goimg from "Shit, Imma wander and whatever." to "Okay, something's fucky here. I better investigate and advance a plot point that's been bothering me a bit."
But I fear that may be years away.

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>>16557447
What happens if I give her a hug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557487
You die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557486
Sounds good anon. I look forward to reading it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557426
I want to console the Dread Bjorn equivalent and how she has to tell endless stories about an egotistical ass every 1-50 years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557478
>battle scars
I don't even know why am I turned on by these.

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>>16557475
She growls and picks you up by the scruff of the neck, their Thralls only do what they are commanded to do, when they are commanded to do it.

There will be time for tail brushing and much, much more in her quarters later.

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>>16557487
It would be incredibly painful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557500
>Basically dating a gigantic automaton with a quad amputee dire werewolf at her center.

It would be nice but you would need to remember that she would rarely be awake enough to build a relationship with you.

Unless you get a job as a tech priest and get to perform ministrations on her every day.

She may remain awake longer than normal for that.

>>16557501
They are symbols of strength and toughness.

>>16557503
I imagine her comrades would make a few jokes about a thrall 'taking a liking' to her, and mentioning that its normally the other way around.

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>>16557299
The pharaoh has the standard upheld by the three anubi in her royal court.
They'll care so much about keeping things orderly, they'll watch their weight so it doesn't change by so much as a gram, in order to uphold the system of measurement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557490
Do I come back as a undead incubus?

>>16557513
She's a big girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557396
Do you have the one with the robot and the bucket of cocks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557524
for you
I need help I physically can't stop myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557523
That seems tough.

Especially the one that gets designated as the 'heaviest' unit of measurement.

>>16557524
In monster girl land she'd just be a bubble slime or kunoichi whose skin a an aphrodisiac so powerful that you basically go on a month long rape spree.

In canon, no you die.

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>>16557520
She won't pretend to be senile with me as her personal tech priest.

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>>16557534
The regular chubby anubis?
Nah, I think it'd be harder on the anubis used to define one lolinubis. After all, she's essentially a permaloli, no matter how old she gets.
The mininubis is a different matter entirely, so I don't really think they count.

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>>16557532
At least this one knows how to talk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557532
There is no stopping, Anon.
No escape.
No survivors.
https://puu sh/tSLLg/bb2c2ac92f.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557546
Stop.

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>>16557539
Nope, she'd probably have actual conversations too.
Probably boring ones like "Hows the weather" and "Are those uppity valkyrie shits in the first still wearing bathrobes like pansies?" and the like.

Once in a while you may even be allow to open up the 'shell' so you can get some personal time with her.

She looks remarkably nice in there, if extremely pale, scar covered, and white in the hair.

>>16557545
Well, you gotta have something new.

You can't go mini, loli, chubby, without an average one inbetween somewhere and a heavier anubi thats larger than chubby for 'extreme' weights

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557558
Do you FEEL in control?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557503
She's probably rough in bed. I like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557568
Murakumo is lame.

Miyabi best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557573
My man.
I would still any Senran though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557498
I hope I can live up to any expectations.
I also have plans for villains, which range from generic mooks, to a guy who makes the MC metaphorically and almost literally shit his pants due to how much he fears fighting him from past skirmishes, to a shortstack steelim with plans on overthrowing her mother and ruling humanity under a cruel iron fist, to the final boss and his black Dragon waifu, who has a bit of a hand in a certain Dragoon's backstory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557565
The chubby one is the standard. The pharaoh just made her like that because she wants the men in her kingdom to lift more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557447
>That particular Hassan
Poison indra pls go and stay go

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557565
>a heavier anubi thats larger than chubby for 'extreme' weights
>>>/d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557576
Same except for Mirai, Yumi and Yagyu. Those go into the trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557579
Is the final boss Alp? He won't be that hard to defeat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557589
There's a solution to this that doesn't involve /d/-tier fat fetishes.

We make the anubis denser, not bigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557584
That seems in efficient.
That's like saying Kilograms are the standard instead of grams.

>>16557589
We're discussing the standards of a measuring system anon.
It's not my fault that the pharoah doesn't know how to properly use such a thing.

>>16557590
>>16557590
They just need the D.
And Yumi is just boring, not necessarily bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557591
I know karate though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557591
Funnily enough, no.
He'll have quite a few surprises in stock for the party and hoprfully the audience. I expect at least 80% of you to know where things are going 1/100 the way in though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557527
I'm afraid I don't, I must have missed that one.
Anyway, here's the screencap, in all its oversized and mildly messy glory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557596
I would like to present Estival Versus for why Yumi is bad. She ruins every game where she has the main spotlight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557596
>That's like saying Kilograms are the standard instead of grams.
Welcome to the wonderful world of engineering.

And we're not talking about a real porker of an anubis. Just an anubis pudgy enough that the muscular pharaoh uses her for bench-press training often.

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>>16557605
That's less an issue with her and more a fact that, in a game with multiple girls with interesting backgrounds and goals, they try and push the one that wants to be a "Pure wife" as a good team lead.

Her teammates are more interesting than her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557604
Oh cool. I'm near to the middle of the image.

I'd enjoy this screencap if I liked lolis.

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>>16557613
Well, that's engineering where you frequently are dealing with huge scales.

And that anubi must be awfully light to regularly be used as a bench-press weight.
That or we're talking about a positively ripped pharoah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557618
While I feel that Miyabi is the absolute best girl, Yozakura would be a top tier wife and a fantastic monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557621
I don't enjoy lolis either, bu I do enjoy Wyvern's ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557628
Can't argue there. I particularly enjoyed Teenage Wyvern part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557635
This.
Her absentmindedly rubbing her huge ill-covered booty against anon while blushing and looking around to make sure no one is looking is a cute mental image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557604
I've been conditioned to automatically dislike (You)s in any screencap.
The organisation gets a 6/10, but honestly, I think it's a pretty bad screencap. There's too many posts for it to be seen as the usual neat, consise screencap, and it just keeps going and going and going.
You don't need every single reply, and I don't know why you've set the width to 1440, rather than 1920. It means you're squeezing in more useless multiple posts and getting it even more messy and hard to follow.

I think you got too invested in this, and lost sight of what was actually worthwhile in the discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557635
Ever since a while back I've started liking them in general. I would say they are my second favorite dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557626
That she would, although one would need to wonder if she would be a golem or an automaton considering those fists of hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557604
I can't believe I just tried to find my posts in an image by looking for (you)s.

Even a Wurm would laugh at me for that.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.strawpoll.me/12326224

So I've lost control of my life and lack discipline and need help. Of sorts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557637
Wyvern teenagers are sluts! Cute loveable sluts!

>>16557642
Same here. Im not going overboard and putting them in my top 10 or anything. But I enjoy talking about them. They're cute girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557640
It was made at 1920, I scaled it down to condense filesize while still being readable. Also wasn't every reply, but I do tend to try and be more comprehensive in collecting as much of the relevant conversation as possible.
Thanks for the review though, kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557645
Golem, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557604
>tfw 7 of those posts are mine
I'm glad I could help I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557655
They were already in my top ten, but they've climbed a few ranks. I would say they are on the fourth spot now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557652
Sorry, but what is this for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557625
Not even huge scales. You use them as a standard when dealing with human-scale systems too, just because it's a pain to measure stuff like that by pure grams.

And yeah, it's a strong pharaoh. All that magical power translates to a pretty hefty increase in strength, too. And as ruler of the kingdom, she has to give off an air of strength.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557642
Wyverns and Otohimes are my favourite dragons, guess that makes me a hipster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557652
Eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557656
Makes sense.
She'd be an excellent mother.

>>16557637
>>16557655
That they are.
Nothing would be better than having anon show up for a surprise visit at lunch And putting that giant rear of hers to good use in a secluded hallway.

Just pressing her chest against the wall while her skirt is hiked up for 'easy' entry.


Maybe he could even put something in to keep her from 'spilling' as she goes about the rest of her day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557503
I wonder what would happen if word got out that a squad leader yelps like a newborn pup when her personal thrall gives her footpaws massages with his dexterous Human fingers?

Mockery at first no doubt, but it would later turn to jealousy and then several others seeking Human captives as thralls, so they can have their own personal paw massages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557673
My ranking goes something like this:
>Vanilla
>Wyvern
>Ryu
>Wurm
>Wocker
>Otohime
>Z Dragon

I doubt anything in the world can take down vanilla from the number one spot though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557680
>last spoiler

That's so slutty and lewd. Anon seriously better waifu this girl. Also is this teenager on teenager or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557692
What about a Cookies and Cream Dragon? Like some Hathorite Wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557680
What about the day she comes over for one of her regular 'playtimes' with anon and nervously lifts her skirt to show him the new super tight panties she bought with his name written across the back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557694
That I don't know.

Maybe.
Probably an anon who is a few years older considering that he was doing this stuff to her when she was a loli.

And Anon will.
Especially should he be extra naughty and decide to 'do it raw' in her other hole and impregnate her.

The whispering that would ensue at the big bottomed wyvern and her swelling egg bump would be legendary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557694
This gets a lot lewder if you see it as anon and the wyvern growing up together and getting lewder and lewder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557698
Eh, she would stay in her place like that and it would be slightly harder for Wock to take her spot. Maybe she would climb a few ranks in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557705
Anon goes at her for long enough to heart-pupil her and maybe give her a bit of a belly from the amount of seed flowing in her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557713
How about a orange sherbert and vanilla dragon?
Or a rootbeer float dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557707
That's when anon gives her the remote controlled vibrator that she keeps lodged in throughout the day as he randomly turns the intensity up while she's in the middle of class

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557707
>swelling egg bump

Cute! But remember to not always treat her like a slut anon. Please give her some respect.

>>16557708
This. It's much better that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557708
>>16557724
Either way, the point is she's downright trained for his D to the point of addiction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557604
Nice to see Wyverns receiving some love
It's hard to believe that it was the same species that was bullied and made fun of not so long ago

>>16557692
For me it's:

Otohime
Zombie Dragon
Jabberwock
Wurm
Vanilla
Wyvern
Ryu

Wocks used to be my N°1 but Dragon Zombie outclass them and something about Otohimes makes me a slut for them

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>>16557728
Not my cup of tea really but anon shouldn't listen to me. It's his fantasy.

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>>16557723
Oh my.
I can only imagine her biting her lip and pressing her thighs together to fight back a moan as anon turns it up to max.

>>16557724
Oh, anon would he'd treat her to nice nights and fancy dinners but everyone else would see her walking with a too small skirt that even now still shows off her panties, maybe the ones with Anons name, and rear.

She'd also have do deal with a bump that grows larger with each month and hormones that cause her to think about anon pusing her down on a desk and using her hole as hard as he could.

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>>16557721
>orange sherbert and vanilla dragon
Sounds like something I would cuddle so hard she would stop breathing. Though I still prefer my sunset one.

>>16557736
Be careful with Otohime sugar mommies.

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>>16557746
Which ice cream dragon is best though?

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>>16557736
>love

It's pretty much bully. Like let's be honest.

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>>16557739
When it gets too much does she sneak away to an empty hallway or bathroom to send him lewd pictures throughout the day?

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>>16557604
I only now realize that Latenight is superb at drawing pear shaped Wyverns.

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>>16557748
Well this is hard.

I really like vanilla, though strawberry and lemon are pretty good too. Chocolate kills me, but it's nice when I can have a little.
I should go around eating more ice cream.

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>>16557768
Chocolate and vanilla at once is unparalleled.

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>>16557759
You know it, she's become a master of sending him lewd picks of her rear and where she is so he can swing by and 'quench her thirst'

Even 'worse' is the egg weight going to her hips, rear, and thighs makes them more pronounced than usual

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>>16557736
Mine is probably.

Wyvern = Otohime > Wock > Vanilla > Zombie > Wurm > Ryu.

It pains me to place Ryu last too because I like them, hell I like all dragons but some have more of a place in my heart than others.

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>>16557790
I like all dragons really. I'm not so fond of Otohimes, but I still respect them.

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>>16557756
It does sound like bullying when you stick it in a young Wyvern's ass and she cums instantly

>>16557790
Same, I love Ryus too but the other dragons are just too much
I'd still visit her shrine over the foxes' any day of the week though

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>>16557790
I used to post about big, old and lonely Ryus, so I ended up licking them a lot. Kinda weird how talking about the monsters in this thread makes me love/hate them more.

[Anonymous No.]

>check thread
>it's all just heresy against our Dragon Overlords

I told you anons to keep these sick and messed up thoughts about the Gods in your heads. You just couldn't follow that could you?

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>>16557784
>Even her special Anon-nameprint panties get way too small
>She's blushing furiously from the whispers around class as she has to ask the teacher if she can have a bigger desk since she doesn't fit in her old one any more
>She's scared to try and see if she can even fly for long distances any more
>and yet still is lusting to see anon's reaction to all of these developments and just wants school to be over so she can show off to him

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>>16557810
Who doesn't appreciate extensive discussions involving loli Wyvern butts?

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>>16557800
>I'd still visit her shrine over the foxes' any day of the week though
I'd still marry one if she was the first dragon I met and she was a nice girl, I'm really just a slut who would easily be swept off my feat by the first dragon to show interest in me.
>>16557807
I'm the same, talking about girls here leads to me fantasizing a lot which usually changes how much I like them

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>>16557819
I wonder if a loli Wyvern can be a bigger buttslut than a loli Anubis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557810
I'm enlightened by God, not some random lizards.
*tips rosario*

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>>16557815
Indeed, the indentation and wide hips would most definately get anon griping her and riding her all night long after he gets her to finish her homework.

>>16557824
My guess?
Yes

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>>16557810
I don't think I would resist being your neighbor. I would fuck my dragon wife extra hard just so you could hear her cries of pleasure.

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>>16557819
There's just too many wrongs there. It's blasphemy and you know it. So from one human to another. Please stop.

>>16557834
You know that would never happen. You'd never do something like that. I know you wouldn't! Please tell me you wouldn't.

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>>16557824
I'm biased towards gentle vaginal sex with lolinubi, but I think objectively, anubutts take it.
To know for sure, one can always stack a lolinubis with a wyvern loli, butt atop butt, and test out both.

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>>16557844
>buttjob sandwich between Lolinubis and Lolivern
Anon you're a genius.

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>>16557840
I said I wouldn't resist.
You would spend the day worshipping dragons with your cult and at night everytime you trying to sleep I would pound her with all my strength. Defiling one of your goddess with lewd things and making her scream my name so the whole street knows.
Think about the good side, at least I'll have a daughteru you can worship.

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>>16557829
>Massive bottomed wyvern comes over to Anon's after school
>tries to jump him as soon as he opens the door, but he holds her off
>forces her to sit on his lap at the table while she finishes her homework
>grinds against and fondles her prodigious backside while also sliding his hands up and down her egg-bump
>she just races through her homework with reckless abandon while grinding against him, salivating with anticipation
>finally throws her pencil down and slams back into him to start a lewd filled night
>the next day teacher randomly asks students to read their responses to the rest of the class
>Wyvern looks with horror as she realizes she was writing variations of 'Just fuck my big ass already' and 'fill me up more anon' and 'I'm anon's little buttslut' the whole time, then the teacher calls on her

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>>16557844
>To know for sure, one can always stack a lolinubis with a wyvern loli, butt atop butt, and test out both.
I want to see this.

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>>16557856
I know you wouldn't do that because the God would never do such a thing.

And if I every came across one of the Children of the Gods I'd drop to my knees! I'd offer my precious things to her.

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>>16557861
>! !
Whats she surprised about?

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>>16557845
I'm an expert when it comes to lolinubi and lolinubi accessories.

There's even multiple configurations you can employ.
Back to back, butt to butt, using the wyvern's wings for stabilisation by wrapping them around the anubis.
Anubis laying prone with the wyvern prone on top of her: the traditional stack
The same as above, but with positions reversed.
Or there's the true sandwich: anubis and wyvern facing each other, hugging tightly so their pussies are rubbing up against each other. Their puffy vulva will surround your dick on all sides, and you get to pleasure them both equally at once.

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>>16557844
>>16557845
>>16557861
This is how you get 2 lolis forcing their fat butts on your face because they want to know which you like best

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>>16557860
A monster girl teacher would give her a passing grade.

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>>16557869
>>16557868
Yes.
This erects the penis.

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>>16557867
She saw Anon's D.

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>>16557860
I want to pull her tail.

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>>16557860
Oh my, one can only imagine what the rest of the class would think of her doing that.
Much-less the wyvern herself.

A+ report from the teacher, mostly because she's already got an Egg Bump so the Bedroom talk homework is a given.

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>>16557870
>Succubutt teacher dismisses class early and runs to the break room to fuck the chemistry teacher she's been eyeing

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>>16557869
Or lining up and wiggling their butts at you asking for a spanking.

The Anubis would probably yelp due to over estimating her own pain tolerance while the wyvern would likely moan.

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>>16557880
>chesistry teacher
The one with lung cancer?

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>>16557863
Okay anon. You've done it.

I would beg for my waifu to let me do this, but boy you are getting it. I would record me fucking her doggystyle with a leash around her neck while I spank her ass and nibble her tail. I would cum over and over inside of her until it starts flowing out everytime I thrust my dick inside of her. I wouldn't be able to resist showing the video to you.
I know exactly how rough she is going to fuck me afterwards as payment, but it would be worth it.

Also, it would be funny to see your reaction when my little girl starts going for her childhood friend.

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>>16557888
Anon please.
Well known referee in the area I live passed away recently from lung cancer, never smoked and he was only 50.

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>>16557899
Who else besides Walter White? Joe? He's ballls deep in a coffeepot Automaton.

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>>16557810
whos god, yours, cause were I'm at Cows are sacred, not your overgrown lizards

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>>16557898
Please stop. I'll ask nicely now because shouting at you doesn't work. Just please stop saying this filth about the dragons. I know that inside you're a nice person and you wouldn't show me a video of that. You're a nice person anon. You just like seeing people's reaction to things, right? Look into your heart anon.

And please understand that a Child of The Gods wouldn't do that just like The Gods wouldn't.

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>>16557912
It's ok if you worship Holsts anon. At the Dragon Cult we are tolerant of different worshippers and we exchange charity and goods with other organisations.

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>>16557921
Same thing those Houri said before bombing places.

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>>16557921
Holsts, Minos, Takus, man is meant to be subservient to Cow

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>>16557887
Please no, this is making me want to go all out in spanking lolinubis ass.
I just want gentle lolinubis lovemaking, but this is tainting that urge.

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>>16557923
That's a lie anon you know it. Nothing like that happens in the land of MGE.

>>16557928
That's ok to think that, anon.

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>>16557914
Well, I guess I'm not that evil, but that doesn't change the fact that I would be having sex with her every night. If she is the one that decides to get rough then it's her fault that you would be hearing some things.
Also, it would be for the best that you stayed away from our little one. She would probabaly attack you and if not, you would be seeing that video and many more things.

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>>16557933
You know you want to go at it with her doggy style and tug that tail while spanking her.

As an added bonus you get to rub some cream on her ass cheeks after to make sure it doesn't leave a mark for too long.

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>>16557933
I bet you want to pump her butt full of sperm as you spank her fat rump, causing trembling orgasms with each slap until she passes out with your dick still inside, her ready for more.

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>>16557933
Why not do both? Open with some light bondage play, spanking, and teasing, then finish with tender, loving cuddlesex and ear rubs. It's the best of both extremes, and you get to satisfy all her cravings!

[Anonymous No.]

I suppose we can point to this thread now when people say /mgt/ isn't able to talk about lewd anymore, kek

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>>16557945
I tried to reason with you, anon. Come on. It's ok to keep fantasies you have about the Gods in your head. Maybe you'd open your eyes if you came to worship the Gods? I know you're a nice guy anon. You just need to break from this evilness you've got yourself trapped in.

And why would a Child Of The Gods attack me? What did I do wrong? I would simply only want to offer her the many family heirlooms and gold. It's an actually Child Of The Gods I'm seeing in person! How can I not worship her? That's not need to attack me. Anon I wouldn't accept any video from you because I know you have those sick fantasies of the Gods, I'm not stupid anon. It's probably just some fake video with a doppelgänger.

>many more things

Please don't. Keep it in your head. Please!

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>>16557969
This has been the lewdest thread in a while. It's actually startling and uncomfortable to see for the first time in a while.

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>>16557983
Doesn't help that it's close to Valentine's Day.

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>>16557983
>uncomfortable
You kidding? It's great

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>>16557969
Lewd talk is best talk, honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna get a gang of anons and go to the old Ryu shrine to bully her!

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>>16557990
The old who shrine now?

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>>16557969
Honestly it's been refreshing.
>>16557983
It's been uncomfortable in my pants at times.

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>>16557990
Just usea doppel potion and save time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557984
Maybe the portals will finally open on Valentine's Day!

>>16557986
Yeah I get that. But I dunno, just sort of weird. And loli isn't my thing so that's probably why.

[Anonymous No.]

How much has been said about how magic works in KC's setting?

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>>16557990
A lot of people are going to stop you. Specifically from the Dragon Cult. Frankly it's disturbing you'd think like that, anon. Maybe you should seek forgiveness from The Water God.

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>>16557990
>Haahn?

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>>16557999
Not a lot.

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>>16557999
If I'm not mistaken the next volume after the dragon one is supposed to talk about magic? I dont remember where I heard that from though.
>>16557987
>>16557994
I enjoy and have been writing greentext for both the lewd and the cute, but it is nice to go full lewd

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>>16557977
It would still be pretty funny. I would try my best to not do anything with my dragon just so you can see the exact moment one of your goddess snaps and rapes me right there. She would pin me down and tear my pants in seconds before stroking my length and putting it inside of her. Due to the amount of time without sex, she would be really rough and wild, moaning in pleasure and asserting dominance over me. Her face when I fill up her womb would be glorious.

Also, if you ever gave my daughteru weird stuff and followed around she would most likely burn your hands and tell me. I would call your phone just so you could hear me having sex live.

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>>16558001
>Water God

More like Water Wurm.

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>>16558001
>Maybe you should seek forgiveness from The Water God.
As if, I'm protected by superior dragons!

>>16558006
You heard me!

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>>16558001
...Alright, you've earned my interest. What's your game, dragon cultist? Explain yourself.

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>>16557990
>>16557993
Please don't gangbang the ryu.

Although if you wanted to go full bully you could slip some doppel potion in her tea.
>"now there's seven ryus and people still won't come to see your stupid shrine"

Disclaimer: May result in getting raped by the ryu and her clones.

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>>16558021
Will the clones stay if you knock them all up?

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>>16558018
I think he wants to make dragons pure again, but they won't stop fucking their husbands.
Just bash him with a Z dragon or a Wock.

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>>16558021
>gangbang
I was planing on playing little pranks on her. Maybe mock her lack of husband

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>>16558013
>Also, if you ever gave my daughteru weird stuff and followed around she would most likely burn your hands and tell me.

But anon you misunderstand. I'm just offering praise to her. I'm not being one of those weirdos. I would just ask you politely if I could see her Holiness so I could offer her my worship. You can supervise if you so please.

Also anon, do you understand how painful a might blast of scorching sun judgment by the Gods is? It's permanent damage and is incredibly painful. Some scriptures say even so painful it lasts for eternity. Even your soul feels the pain. I'm pretty sure The Child Of The Gods would do that. But I'm not questioning her capabilities!

>spoiler

I'd get a restraining order anon. That's too far. I don't want to hear your fake noises in the phone.

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>>16558006
>those hips
It's odd that ELH doesn't write full-on smut often when he commissions thicc art of his OCs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558028
One way to find out.

Would be cute if they all stayed around and finished each other's sentences constantly.

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>>16558029
>making anything pure again
Perish the thought. The Z Dragon is fully out now then too, isn't it? That does sound like a good test run.

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>>16558014
Silly anon. Those are two serpent Gods. Maybe you can become more knowledgeable on it if you came and visited the Cult?

>>16558018
My game is merely to uphold the Gods as the overlords of this world and of my life. To give my eternal worship to them. And make sure they're respected. And like the other anon said, kinda, to make sure their image is not turned to smut like the lies in the "Encyclopaedia". Maybe you can also come be knowledgeable on dragons and the cult of you came and visited!

>>16558021
You can stop now, anon.

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>>16557950
I probably wouldn't tug her tail. That'd result in some fur loss in the future, which is never nice.
If I was pent up though, I guess I'd go doggystyle on her. But it'd be the kind where you maximise body contact. You lean down with your chest against her back so you can kiss her and everything. Might be nice to spank her while kissing her, or biting the nape of her neck, just to hear her moan into your mouth or tense up.

>>16557951
I'd rather put it all in her womb, and keep her conscious to appreciate it all. Getting her to orgasm by spanking alone sounds great, though.
You could condition her for it, then slap her butt even when she's wearing clothes, and watch her sink to her knees, dripping through her panties.

>>16557955
Yeah, this sounds like the best option. Start off heavy to overwhelm her, then ease into something like slow lotus for the lovey stuff. Massage lotion into her butt to ease the redness, massage the stiffness in her body from the bondage, and let her control the pace to make up for the teasing and denial.

[Anonymous No.]

>"You wanted to see me Master?"

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>>16558050
Those are two separate* Gods

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>>16558037
>do you understand how painful a might blast of scorching sun judgment
I definitely would know considering I have a bite fetish and my waifu would heat up her fangs before biting and marking me.
And no. The gods or whatever would forbid you from getting near our child.

>fake noises in the phone
Would you rather have me fuck her in front of you? Some dragons are proud to show their mating ritual.

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>>16558054
Oh yes. Could you pour me another glass of water please?

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>>16558052
>I guess I'd go doggystyle on her. But it'd be the kind where you maximise body contact. You lean down with your chest against her back so you can kiss her and everything
As much as I love rough stuff, that kind of intimacy really, really appeals to me.

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>>16558054
Yep, want to make sure the maids are taking their holst and hathor rations.

Lift that skirt, I need to check your thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558050
Fascinating. I think I'm good though. Unrelated, what is your opinion on flayers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558054
>>16558058
>>16558062
Leave the RP shit for the Wiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557824
The lolinubis is a better buttslut. The anubis' features in comparison, particularly the smaller and probably less rigid tail would make a lot of positions easier and obscure your view of her body less.

>>16557933
>but this is tainting that urge
That's because deep down you know they are perfect for bossing around for lewd things. Whether you're putting a collar on her and telling her to bend over your knee, or teasing the outside of her backdoor with a finger while whispering in her fluffy ears asking her to get on all fours and to stick her butt in the air, she'll know what indecencies she'll be subjected to and get flustered, but obediently do what you say anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558054
>Very long hair + huge tiddy + green eyes + Maid outfit
Call her Exodia cause she's about to drain all my life force

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558078
I bet you could get nerd girls wet using that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558057
>The gods or whatever would forbid you from getting near our child.

Not sure why you're speaking on behalf of the Child Of The Gods. Silly anon. But if you wish for me not to show my worship in person then I'd just leave my worship on the doorstep? A basket of jewels and gold? A note saying how thankful I am?

>spoiler
I don't want to see those kind of lewd and filthy acts infront of my eyes between you an a doppelgänger disguised as a God.

>>16558065
Flayers? You mean the Chaos monsters? I'm tolerant of them. Their worshippers are quite nice people.

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>>16558065
Why would you be asking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558067
Get ready for these faggots to call you "anti-fun" or some other retarded shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558091
No. I agree I got carried away and I shouldn't be doing that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558038
Amaya is not for lewd! She's pure! PURE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558085
>doppelgänger disguised as a God
Boy that would make her fucking mad. Good luck dealing with dragon's fire all over your house and our daughteru calling you trash for disrespecting her mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558088
No reason at all! Flayers are great, very useful too

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>>16558099
There's no way she could be a real God! You lie anon! Stop speaking such mean words. None of that would ever happen.

A God or A Child Of The Gods would never do anything like that. Although I apologise for attempting to speak on behalf of the Gods. That is stupid of me. A Gods judgment is not understandable by a mere mortal.

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>>16558102
Useful? They could have some. Being idols for the Chaos cult to worship is quite useful isn't it? I've heard stories about their powers and such but never really looked it up. It's very strange you'd be talking about MindFlayers all of a sudden anon.

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>>16558106
Yep. I can imagine my dragon waifu saying "Don't ever talk to me or my daughter again." before telling her dragon sisters how disgusting you are.

[Anonymous No.]

Is the general low fertility of monsters biologically based, magically based, or 'physics' based (ie a 'settings' or 'rules of the universe' thing)?

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>>16558116
It's not good to lie anon. Stop, your words have weight and this not only affects the people you talk to but it affects you anon. Don't be such a meanie.

You really do need forgiveness from the Gods. Seriously consider worshipping the Gods with your Dragon Cult Brothers. We can put petty qualms aside over worship?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558120
Probably magic based. Taking in consideration SE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558122
You know what? Fuck you for talking shit about my wife mang. I hope a Jabberwock has public sex inside your temple or whatever while a Zombie Dragon turns everyone into wights so the place becomes a huge orgy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558120
Yes.
It's a moot question, because wherever biological or magical, it's like that because of the "rules of the setting", and it doesn't change the outcome. Also, "magically based" is the vaguest thing in the world, and will have different meanings and consequences to different people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558138
YOUR WIFE IS A BIG FAT FUCKING NEET WHO POST ON TUMBLR BLOG ABOUT MEN. AND SHE HAS A SMALL FUCKING HOARD HAS WELL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558138
>Dragon
>Sweater
What is this feeling inside me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558138
I'm still in serious disbelief that you are, pardon my heresy, married to a God. I apologise if I offended your fantasies. That's not usually me and I wish you can forgive me, like I've forgiven you. Just please don't speak these kinds of words about the Dragon Temple, It's Cult and The Gods. It's quite disrespectful and hurts feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558138
Look at those milktanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558150
Alright its gettin a bit annoying now

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558145
>AND SHE HAS A SMALL FUCKING HOARD HAS WELL.

Too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558145
My wife is a vanilla dragon, not a Ryu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558145
To be fair, I'd fuck a dragon like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558151
Those aren't milktanks. THESE are milktanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558153
Sorry anon, I get carried away. I'll stop now if you really want me to

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558151
Dragons need to eat a lot to get those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558073
I wouldn't feel 100% comfortable treating a lolinubis like that, turning her into a sub of that degree at such an age.
Like >>16558060 gets at, I'd want to use those formative years to show her how intimacy and love is the most important factor of sex, not just turn her into a meek anubis who follows every unreasonable command given to her.
I wouldn't mind doing pet play, that sort of stuff, but I'd want to know that she enjoys it too. It's like the one firm rule in my mind: loli is for consensual.
I'm also a huge hypocrite because most of my fantasies involving my (not loli) waifu put her in varying and sometimes extreme degrees of submissiveness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558151
Those are some pretty small wings.

[Anonymous No.]

Why does my boss keep asking me if I'm free tonight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558198
She wants you to come worship at the shrine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558198
She want's to give you a promotion! As her husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558206
You should tip her hat and say no thank has a proper gentleman should be enlightened at all times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558198
I want to help my ryu boss bulk up with muscle so she can get a husband!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558209
But she's already over 30, how does she not have a husband yet?

>>16558206
I already make donations, though . That should be enough, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558165
There's a reason we tend to chastise RPshit.
Because people rarely think to stop themselves from going too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558223
Maybe you aren't giving enough thanks to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558224
Did it come off as roleplay? Well shit, I tried to avoid that through some past tense shit. I sincerely apologise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558161
cows are perfect aren't they

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558038
Except ELH does write full-on smut. It's just beyond the reach of man, in the clutches of the demon Esteban

[Anonymous No.]

Would a mere female lizard still have it in her to try to destroy an entire city because of the disrespect they showed her husband by giving him a parking ticket?
I say try, because surely, her husband would ask her not to, right?

[Anonymous No.]

Did somebody say milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558248
I desire cows.
Thick cows will milky breasts and pudgy bellies I can squeeze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558248
Moo

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558237
The breast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558243
>Esteban
That guy who fucks with people in Second Life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558247
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558252
There isn't a position I want my waifu to do on me more than this. I can't even count how many times I've masturbated to this image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558265
are you me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558247
>Army of Order knights getting revenge on a mere female lizard by torturing her location out of her husband
>Dragon-ears acute enough to hear his pained screams, pupils retracting into black diamonds as the rage overcomes her
>The mountain heaves in her anguish and fury, the once-fearless men becoming more and more afraid, then comes a sound, distant at first
>Building up until it grows and casts off a name that they can hear it in Makai
>Their faces when the last thing they hear before fire and death descend upon them is "ALL WILL BURN BENEATH THE SHADOWS OF MY WINGS. I AM DEATH, I AM COME."

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>>16558248
Help, this image does weird things to me.

I'm not normally into cows as much as some around here are but this one I absolutely love the look of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558265
Great taste.
I lean towards suspended congress while my waifu holds me though.

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>>16558252
Anybody got the uncensored?

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>>16558008
I was gonna headcanon some limitations for magic to keep the setting sane, but if there were already reasonable limits in place, that wouldn't be necessary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558265
the only thing is I'd rather it be more just reversed missionary style, it just looks so comfy under her
>>16558282
of course, I just don't remember the sauce

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>>16558248
>Oi farmboy, these puppies aren't gonna milk themselves.

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>>16558277
>spoiler

I see you have great taste aswell anon.

>>16558269
It's just a fantastic image isn't?

>ywn have your waifu hold you down
>smother you in her breasts
>press her heavy muscular body against your body
>all while she mating presses you until you give her daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone ever feel the pain of thinking up a character/characters that they really like but not being a writer/artist and able to do anything with them?

I'm getting that right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558282
https://rakkunsfw.tumblr.com/image/156414761738

A bit of forewarning, the artist draws furries.

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>>16558284
It's does look comfy. Being smothered by all that muscle. All while she has your arms and legs in a position where you're just going to have to accept a broken pelvis and a few bones.

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>>16558176
It wouldn't be necessary to totally dominate her all the time, only sometimes once she's been eased into into it and is already comfortable with the more standard intimate stuff. And the rougher play could still be somewhat gentle, it would be unreasonable to spank and buttfuck young anubi who are completely submitting to you too hard or fast for it to be enjoyable to her.

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>>16558293
>tfw no huge bovine waifu to hold me down and ravish me until I ahegao

[Anonymous No.]

guys,GUYS

Curved,fertile dark elves

just think about it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558295
Thanks anon!

>>16558294
Yeah I get that feeling to. But I mostly get it more with ideas and headcanon. Less about characters.

Then again I did have a slutty sensory deprivation story I was thinking about earlier that I wish I had the time to write about.

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>>16558304
Eh, mine need a lot of pugde or a lot of muscle to get me going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558293
For as much as I would enjoy being smothered by big muscular monster girls, I'd probably still prefer being on top, so to speak.

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>>16558301
I wish my waifu would mating press me until I'm an ahegoing mess.

Then while being all part of the sexual act she just leaves me a twitchy, horny mess covered in my own seed while she goes off to work.

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>>16558313
I just want her to mount me, pull me in as hard and close as she can and just hump me as hard and fast as she can before letting out a loud, deep, moo-moan, leaving me pressed into the matress with one final, massive thrust

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>>16558304
Being fertile is actually a negative for elves, especially dark ones
What if she gets pregnant? No more lewd time, you'll have to take responsibility and become a respectable family man

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558307
>Yeah I get that feeling to. But I mostly get it more with ideas and headcanon. Less about characters.
I can imagine that's even worse to suffer from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558301
i really like the idea of my waifu deciding how much semen shes gonna take,you are not getting up until shes satisfied or one of you faints

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>>16558294
Why aren't you drawing/writing?

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>>16558321
what if i told you that no matter how much we have tried she never gets impregnated?

i have tried mating presses,yoga position,missionary and even used a rage mushroom once or twice

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>>16555967
>Alraune
>Arachne
>Cockatrice
>Crow Tengu
>Cyclops
>Dryad
>Giant Slug
>Honey Bee
>Hornet
>Imp
>Jinn Of The Jar
>Kappa
>Large Mouse
>Lesser Succubus
>Matango
>Mimic
>Pixie
>Roper
>Sea Slime
>Slime
>Werebat
>Werecat
>Werewolf
>Yuki-Onna
>Zombie

All these girls have really old art, and some of them just look bad when cycle through all the profiles. Personally, I'd like to see KC take a step back from the creation of new MG profiles and take the time to redo some of the older profiles, whether it's just the art or the actual profile content itself. Some world-building would be nice as well.

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>>16558327
I'd like her to finish up, stay on top of me, keeping me in her beefy embrace, while she falls asleep on top of me watching TV, all with the occaisonal light thrust to remind me who I belong to

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>>16558322
I think I might actually start writing small stories about ideas I have. Such a the a Purity Class I'd want to teach or maybe small stories of me and my waifu.

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>>16558328
I've tried writing before and to put it bluntly I make fanfiction.net look like Shakespeare when it comes to description and dialogue. It's not my strong suit and I'd be wasting my time and the reader's.

As for drawing fucked up fingers, holding pens/pencils for an extended amount of time feels extremely uncomfortable.

I could always go the green text route or commission something, I'll probably end up doing one or the other if the idea sticks long enough.
>>16558345
That sounds like a nice idea.

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>>16558328
I don't like either.

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>>16558344
i have a thing for imagining how it would feel to be milked all night by a MG

yes shes on top of you and you are leglocked as she extracts more occasionally,and nothing you do will make her wake up until morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558350
>I've tried writing before and to put it bluntly I make fanfiction.net look like Shakespeare

This. My story writing ability is terrible. Like a 15 yo would laugh at it.

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>>16558350
If you're aware of how bad your writing is, you're immediately better than most writers on fanfiction.net.
The path to writing starts with reading, and all that.

But if it pains you that you don't have a creative outlet to vent the ideas forming, growing and dying inside you, it's up to to forge one. Or not. To be honest, you don't really need to do anything. It's if you want to do it or not.

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>>16558364
I dunno anon. I think for a lot of us it's more about our writing ability and less about our ideas. We've got the creativity since we wish we could write them out. But alot of our writing ability is shite.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/motonamerou/status/830701141553917952
Chocolate covered Lich nipples.

[Anonymous No.]

Actually managed it in time.
Haven't drawn Sandy in a very long while...

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>>16558378
That Lich needs to be milked immediately.

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>>16558364
That first part is a really good way of looking at it.

Guess it's time to work on daily practice in hopes that one day I have enough confidence to post anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558304
How to acquire a dark elf wife?

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>>16558381
What are they hunting for anon?

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>>16558378
What a waste of chocolate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558381
Are they hunting mersharks?

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>>16558393
A man eating shark.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cheer up a shy dragon!

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>>16558403
Share meat with her.

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>>16558400
Probably

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>>16558252
M-moo?

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>>16558385
A milked Lich is able to focus more on her experiments, even if those experiments happen to involve her milk.
>>16558396
Rude.

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>>16558403
I want to invite a shy dragon to watch me play drop-in hockey.

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>>16558403
Worship her and give offerings. That'll work.

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>>16558408
How is she able to do that?!

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>>16558400
>>16558393
They are hunting Moby Cunt.

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>>16558417
Or the stingray that killed Steve.

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>>16558416
By studying Jiang-Shi books on Undead flexibility.

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>>16558407
>Go to pasture
>plenty of holsts, minos, and even a Taku or 2
>Suddenly see spider-cow
>she absolutely insists she is a a cow
>she goes as far as to hold you down and make you drink
it tastes just like a regular cows

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>>16558408
It could been used in a desert but she had to spread it all over her cold body.

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>>16558408
God damn Liches, always getting me hard.

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>>16558420
Too soon.

He died as he lived, with animals in his heart.

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>>16558304
but I don't want to be a race traitor.

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>>16558421
Sounds very healthy and good for the body. Maybe I should suggest me and my waifu take a class.

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>>16558417
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE BEND YOUR OARS AND BREAK YOUR BACKS MEN IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL THIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT PROPELLS ME HARPOONS THRUST IN THE SKY
AIM DIRECTLY FOR HIS CROOKED BROW AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE!
WHITE
WHALE
HOLY
GRAIL

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>>16558423
I would help that Ushi become a mere female cow!

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>>16558423
Good, that means she is a cute farm animal and should be milked daily.

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>>16558436
i count them in the bovine pantheon, look at those ears, i just wanna touch em like a regular cows

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>>16558423
Now, the real question is if he chest is as big as the rest of the cows.

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>>16558304
I used to think that Dark Elves where only good for the sloppiest, hardcore bully sex, but recently there's a certain Dark Elf I wouldn't mind worshiping before and after such things.

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>>16558446
Stay away from Ushi Onis anon. They're dangerous and dont care if you're married

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>>16558452
Indeed, ushi rape is a leading cause of harems.

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>>16558446
You know, I was admiring that moo picture and I noticed the same thing about her ears.
My little heart went mellow for a few seconds and it was enough to Ushi enter it.
I'm half in love.

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>>16558391
i am pretty sure one must be stalking you anon

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>>16558452
nope, gonna find ones lair, the biggest one there is, the legendary titan ushi, and never be seen by human eyes again

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558446
That Ushi looks like she's having a good time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558458
That's actually really disturbing to visualise. A waifu being bullied by a big Ushi Oni into sharing her husband.

Ushi Oni are assholes.

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>>16558427
Even without any obvious monster parts she's a great design.
>Lich that's about a head shorter than you even when she's floating off the ground a bit
>you can easily pull her levitating body against you and into a kiss just by grabbing her ass

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>>16558466
this is an artists rendition of what happened next

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>>16558446
What happens if I remove the seal?

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>>16558446
She's a spider

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>>16558463
oh my

do you imagine how much lust a milenia old titan ushi oni must have? are you willing to lose all your contact with civilization to be the ushi semen dispenser?

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>>16558467
Oh, don't worry, such marriages, when formalized, end up with the ushi being made 'subserviant' to the original wife for five years through magic.

Counterpoint will require that the original wife isn't 'too harsh' on the new spider cow.

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>>16558478
yes, yes i am, AND i'm going to remove her seal

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558476
A bovine-spider-oni hybrid really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558467
Thank god my waifu is big and able to protect me. Don't want no Ushis in our relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558474
How does she dominate? Forcing herself on anon? Mating pressing him? Holding him tight while jerking him off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558484
all of the above

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>>16558479
My waifu definitely won't have a Ushi Oni even flirting with me.

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>>16558472
>you can easily pull her levitating body against you and into a kiss just by grabbing her ass
Lewd.

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>>16558480
anon dont! you will be milked with impunity for days! even weeks! the world isnt ready for a pregnant titan ushi oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558486
Anon please. You're turning me into a slut.

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>>16558450
i like to imagine dark elves are into rape victim roleplay but they love being plowed into and gently ear bullied

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558472
Not only do they have a fantastic design, they also have top tier personalities.

>>16558489
Liches are naturally lewd girls.

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>>16558490
good, I refuse to get out from under her
>>16558493
big dominate girls who are willing to drag you off and chain you to the bed are best, so submit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558502
what if you run out of juice or shes already at her limit? do you really want spider cow octuplets fool?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558502
>big dominate girls who are willing to drag you off and chain you to the bed are best, so submit

I'm practically ahegoing already!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558500
Absolutely. They would no doubt be expected to be haughty dominatrixs, so reversing the tables on them flips a very lewd switch. Dark Elves are quite literally built for toying with.

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>>16558502
>>16558509
From the sounds of it, any dom MGs wouldn't even need the chains.

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>>16558508
decatoples
>>16558509
Oni
Ushi
Minos
Ogres
plenty like that, you cannot hide, they'll find you, drag you kicking and screaming from your town, chain you up and make sure you never see another human ever again, a life of nothing but servitude to your MG owner, who knows what depraved things she plans to do to your soft human flesh. hell rumor has it of a strange Kiki clan that forces their human boy slaves to be THEIR maids! Do you understand the stakes?

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>>16558501
Too bad they're weak at mushy stuff and dirty talk.

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>>16558377
Which is why you try to improve it, if you want to.

It's not like basketball. If you're not tall enough, you're not going to be a pro at it.
But something like writing, fuckin' anyone can do it if they find the right audience. Look at E. L. James. Not a literary bone in that shapeless sack that passes for a body, but she still sells like fucking hotcakes.
I shouldn't use that as a metric for success, because obviously (I hope this is obvious), only you can judge how successful you are.
But anyway, that's a whole other lesson on philosophy and shit. Point is, if ability is the only thing holding you back when it comes to writing, and you're aware of that, and you wish you could write, then you are literally the only person standing in the way of your own improvement.

Actually improving is down to reading, writing, learning, writing, editing, writing, erasing, writing, and more writing. You might be really shit, and it might take a while to not be shit. But it can be done.
I know because I've written some awful, awful fucking stuff I can't bear to even read a sentence of now that I'm older.
I fucking wrote weebtrash, man. Zero structure or pacing, purple prose edgy teen weebtrash, and I thought it was the hottest shit because my main character was a half-Japanese wizard with a magic hellfire gun and I don't even remember what else.
But, I got better. And people here seem to like the stuff I put out now, when I do it.

I'm not telling you to do anything, really. I'm just spilling my thoughts out into text form for you. If you want to take something away from it, good. If I can help you do something you want to do, perfect.
But ultimately, you're free to do whatever you want.

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>>16558526
I meant MGs wouldn't even need chains for you.

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>>16558530
That's fine, it just makes them cuter to me.

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>>16558530
I'm sure we've got a story or two of a lich doing some really fucking great dirty talk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558528
Every word of that post had me trembling in my sluttiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>all these posts about wanting to be dominated and made into a living daki semen dispenser

guys please its sunday,tone it down or i am gonna heartpupil

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558531
Thanks anon. It was really inspirational. I will actually start to write something.

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>>16558294
I have that problem massively as a writer but I figure the more "Fuck off"s I prevent myself from receiving by posting stories to here the better. You wouldn't believe the amount of dreams I have about stories unwritten.

Contrary to popular belief, I understand I dug my own grave.

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>>16558528
>titan cow spider having so many at once

its the end of the world!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558534
But other girls can have you moaning in anticipation with just a few words. She just comes off as creep when she does it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558533
Hell, the sluts here would probably jump on the bed and put themselves in the chains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558549
you'll ahegao is what you'll do, or anything else your owner wants, your Satyros owner will have you stomping grapes all day, then maybe just rape you then and there right in the vat, then leave you there covered in her love juices

[Anonymous No.]

Kiss the bride

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558549
>Male heart pupil
There has to be some creepy monster girls with this exact fetish
Can you imagine how far they'd go to see them? We're entering mad Lich experiment territory there

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be put on a leash and tight collar then be jerked off by my Kikimora until I'm on the edge then for her to just stop and put me back in the chastity cage!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558564
I Do!
I wanna give her a hundred squidlets!
I'll somehow carry her home! I don't care how hard it is!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558564
Aww. This is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558564
Those tentacles are huge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558569
Oh yeah?
Well I want to be put on a leash and treated like a dumb dog by an anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558573
That's a lot of daughterus and a metric shit ton of tentacles. Can you handle that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558577
They're gorgeous! The bigger the more lovely!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558558
It's funny though to imagine an Ushi-oni asking for someone like them to at least act like they're being raped.
Also, I'm, uh, slut for some MG-types too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558580
I sure as shit would try, I'd do absolutely anything to make it work. It would be ME going out and sinking ships if it meant making a happy life for my Kraken waifu and Kraken daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558579
Oh yeah?!

Well I want to be collared and owned by an Anubis who belittles me and publically humiliated me by putting the mummy curse on me and just letting me slut out on the ground while she just laughs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558557
I don't mind, but if she ever shows an interest she could find a Wight to give her some lessons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558564
Do it now.

[Anonymous No.]

Where did all these sluts come from?

[Anonymous No.]

Can ushi onis beat the power of dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558587
Here we go again

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558552
No problem. Important thing is that you enjoy what you do. Even if it take a while. Longer delays lead to better payoffs, usually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558558
I would, /i'd beg her to use her pelvis as a pestel and bed as a mortar and grind my pelvis into a fine white powder

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558591
They were always here. You just need some strong girls that can dominate them and they pop up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558593
Maybe not the raging power of dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558601
Talk about weak fragile men, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558605
different strokes for different folks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558593
The real question is if the dick can beat the power of an Ushi-Oni.

The answer is yes theoretically but the pelvis wouldn't last long enough so it's not realistic in practice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558593
She'll hold out, maybe even for years, but NO ONE can beat the cock.

NO ONE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558591
i was always here,but this recent discussion got me fascinated more than usual

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558599
She'll hold you like a vice and mating press you until you're a slutty mess. You sure you want that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558587
You mean you want them to double team you, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558593
Yes

>>16558609
Hah

[Anonymous No.]

Would you actually do these kind of sub things with your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558586
That's smalltime. I want to be wrapped up in bandages by an anubis who casts the mummy curse on me, then suspends me in chains in the middle of a large city square so that everybody can see me lose my fucking mind from pleasure, all while begging her to be released, the only mercy that her bandages cover most of my face from public view. Only for her to say that if I cum from the stimulation, she'll free my face and let the whole world see me in the moment of my deepest shame and most deviant pleasure.

Then I want to hatch the plan to get revenge on her afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>some people in this thread dont want to be a living daki/cumpump for a monstergirl who loves them

I never realized some people could have such bad taste. Being a daki for your waifu is the best thing in the world, why wouldn't some people do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558612
I want her to use thos pedipalps and arms, and shift her full weight on me to get me to ahegao, then tie me up in her web covered in her love juices

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558604
>Ushi oni sees you upped your game using rage shrooms
>she quietly chuckles and removes her seal

folks said the earth shook constantly near the ushi mountain

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558618
Because my waifu prefers to be the daki, and be my personal semen depository and dick milker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558618
>Says so while posting the mere female lizard
I mean, at least use a Ushi Oni or something

[Anonymous No.]

What would life be like with a spider mom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558617
Anon. That's perfect. That's all I want. I just want my Anubis waifu to dom me in the harshest way possible. I can think of so many slutty idea right now.

>spoiler

Damn. It's a shame you kinda ruined it. But that's just me. It's ok if you're a switch.

>>16558618
>implying I don't want to be my waifus daki and cumpup

It says on the schedule that hubby needs to be her daki for the night, every night!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558627
hold on

dominatrix ones milk your semen as they please

submissive ones you pump inside until either one of you use the safe word,a submissive one doesnt milk you

unless its one of those gentledom monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558635
http://pastebin.com/gJLtE6vu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558618
I would become my monster's daki and she would become mine. We would cuddle forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558594
Shame there was no continuation of this, it was pretty good.

>>16558613
Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558618
>be a living daki/cumpump for a monstergirl
>having taste this shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558594
I loved the subtle irony in that entire thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558618
what? I want to be enslaved by an huge Oni and bent over backwards on the kitchen table while she viciously rapes and rends my virginity from me, there's nothing wrong with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558616
I wouldn't do anything public, but I'd let her do a lot to me. Only fair, because there's a lot I'd do to her as well.
I'd have preferences for edging, gentle pet-play, restraints (not so fond of the gimp suits and stuff, though), all the way to stuff like hypnosis. I'd also be 100% okay with her damaging my body. Blood, claw marks, bite marks, leaving scars, it's all fair game as long as it's clean and doesn't have me fainting from blood loss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558649
I didn't really know where else to take it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558638
A simple "Begin" is sufficient for a sub. She'll milk me when I tell her too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558653
I'm not like lich at all and don't need Lady Wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558618
> Being a daki for your waifu is the best thing in the world, why wouldn't some people do it?
Maybe because unlike your tastes, mine pertain to having sex much like being in the fray of frenzied melee combat. I want to feel the blood and smell the pheromones as we wrestle each other for control, our loins conjoined in THE ULTIMATE MARRIAGE that is coitus. I want to see the hearts in her pupils as I pound into her g-spot from above, I want to feel the shackles of her pent-up lust from all those year pour forth like a great deluge! I want to feel the pained aches of a pelvis being hammered with wild, bestial abandon as my cock's helmet smashes at the gates of her cervix, her Fallopian tubes trying to ovulate as fast as our wild rutting!

I cannot dream of a happy thing than to slam my pelvis into hers in one final world-shattering climax that could rock the very foundations of the Ivory City above, or the dark Abyss below! I want to smell and hear and feel my love being poured into her while our bodies are battered, sweaty, and bruised in our rut, only for her to be filled WITH CHILD.

Bah, to you, I say! Your life of hedonistic pleasantry is none I want! Bah!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558635
Love girls with classic dresses and hairstyles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558662
Oh, no, I meant the whole irony in the fact that that thing was written in response to that picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558618
This >>16558665

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558658
Alright then, that's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558637
I can't help being a switch. I want an anubis to do things to me, but I want to do things to that anubis too. All for the sake of reinforcing our relationship and making each other feel good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558665
there is a small problem with this,most MG easily overpower a human,so if you win is because she let you win

and raging shrooms just make you easily overpower them,its always gonna be one sided

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558668
And attitudes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558657
You know. While we're all being sluts. Might aswell start listing.

>Pet Play
>Collaring
>biting
>scratching/marking territory
>leaving scars
>sensory deprivation
>chastity
>gentle bondage
>sweaty sex
>control
>possession
>pheromone marking
>body worship
>belittlement

I'm pretty sure that's not all I'm a slut for. But hey ho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558671
Oh, never mind me then. I should get some drinks with Wighty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558676
That's perfectly understandable. And hey, I'm a bit of a switch myself. But less of a Sub to Dominant and more of a Sub to equal loving sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558685
>no tiles
Prude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558676
I'm also a switch. It's just so nice being able to love my waifu in all kinds of ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558685
Drop the belittlement from that list, and yeah, I'd be happy with all of those. And every combination of them at once, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558685
Most of them are shit to be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558696
Tiles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558708
Ho boy here we go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558702
When I say bellitlement I don't mean "you're a useless sack of shite" I sorta mean "just look at you. Being such a little slut" kinda belittlement.

>>16558706
That's ok to think that anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558665
It's always fighting with you people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558685
I want her to hold me down, pretend I'm a mutton chop, and nibble on me

[Anonymous No.]

Tomboy Kikimoras!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558716
Headscarf farmhand Ran looks like the most perfect wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558708
http://imgur.com/gallery/DowgNSg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558685
>biting
>scratching/marking territory
>leaving scars
>pheromone marking
>possession

Possession is so fucking good. Imagine her whispering "You belong to me". It would make me feel so safe in her arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558649
It' the only way it could play out. The Wight needs to be there to coach the Lich on how to get a man to do whatever she wants with just words. She'll flub it alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558726
There's a reason why I have that picture in my "absolute favorites" folder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558725
Oh. Yeah that doesn't turn me on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558729
>diamond.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558668
Old fashioned monstergirls are love. Would you wear the goofy Christmas sweaters she knit herself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558729
Are you me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558729
>You belong to me

Holy fucking shit anon calm the fuck down you're making me diamonds. But seriously, I like all those fetishes and stuff. But possesion play is the kinda of fetish I have that if my waifu ever tried on me I'd fall to the floor in a ahegoing mess. It's my favourite fetish and gets me going every time.

All I can imagine now is my waifu pushing my face into the bed sheets while she bites my neck and scratches me. Then just leaning in and saying "You know that collar around your neck? You know what that means? You're property of me". I'd shoot my load for days.

[Anonymous No.]

Sssssssssssluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558685
>chastity
Only bad thing on your list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558685
>biting
>scratching
>possession
>sweaty sex
>belittlement

all of these in a vampire or demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558756
Say that to my mistress' face and not online!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558685
>Collaring
>biting
>scratching/marking territory
>leaving scars
>sweaty sex
>possession
>pheromone marking
>body worship
all of this in an Oni chieftan pls

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>>16558685
>Biting
>Scratching
I'm fine with those as long as it doesn't break the skin/draw blood

>gentle bondage
I'd be willing to try it.

>sweaty sex
>control
>possession
Yes this is me. I want my Hellhound waifu to take control in bed and call me her little chew toy

I'm too vanilla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558741
Of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558762
Wouldn't she agree? You're HER little slut afterall.

[Anonymous No.]

I need to know who the worst writefags are so I can kill my liver enough to call out tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558762
>Having a lizard as a mistress
Why don't you get a real mistress, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558769
thats a big hellhound, and she looks hot and bothered, better lay down and remove your cloths now, it'll be easier for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558768
>>16558702
>>16558757
Maybe I need to adjust my list for more of the priority fetishes.



>Pet Play
>Collaring
>biting
>scratching/marking territory
>leaving scars
>sweaty sex
>control
>possession
>pheromone marking
>body worship

>>16558769
>spoiler

Nothing gets me harder than nicknames like these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558746
Probabaly not. Sometimes I like to go agressive on her and whisper sweet nothings in her ears and kiss every spot on her neck while also saying how much I love her.
Being envoloped by every single part of her while we make sweet love basking in the moonlight sounds perfect.

>>16558749
When thinking about being dominated I always imagine her being extra delicious if a girl became too close to me.
She would be kinda gentle at the beginning, showing how much she loves me but at the same time demanding and later getting a bit rough, showing that I belong to her as she bites my shoulder and scratches my back when she orgasms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558787
>Just laying down for you hot & bothered hunter
Now wherr's the fun in that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558793
I like that idea. Slowly becoming her possesion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558796
right, run as fast as possible, then when she gets you cry and beg her not too do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558793
>Sometimes I like to go agressive on her and whisper sweet nothings in her ears and kiss every spot on her neck while also saying how much I love her.
Anon, that's really close to what I'd do to my waifu, given the chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558762
>dragon mistress
Practition taste anon.
Dragons are for lovingly doming their treasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558774
I'm not a slut though, nope. Not even when getting dominated by a dragon

>>16558786
What's your idea of a good mistress then

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558804
That's right anon. It's better to have her hunt you down then start domming you. Maybe you can do some "acting" like you described by begging her for mercy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558806
I guess we are pretty alike them. Do you slap your waifu's butt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556662
>I'm two of those posters
hehe

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558685
pretty vanilla all things considered
>being hunted
>teasing / smugness
>biting and scratching
>being pinned
>wrestle sex
>sweaty sex
>ears
>grinding

[Anonymous No.]

>"You can raid my tomb anytime!"
>"Ever wanted to join the mile high club?"
>"UGH! Are they taking their clothes off, yet?"
>Jesus fucking Christ doing a wheelie.
>No matter how far you go, where or how you go, this reversed gender role kekery will follow you around like a duck that imprinted on you.
>You decided to go out to the ski lounge instead.
>Maybe hit the slopes, take a dip in the hot springs.
>But nope, it still followed you here.
>You knew fuckery was about.
>You had a sense of being watch.
>Shadows dancing, right at the corner of your eye, just has soon you turned around to see it, it was gone.
>You decided to close your eyes shut for a bit.
>There was something in the way, since the light got a bit darker.
>You peeled your eye open and see a rather large sized woman peeling her jacket off.
>The jacket, being the one's with horns and looked really dark inside.
>Somehow, a unusually curvy and taller wendigo has managed to sneak up on you.
>Not hard for them to be fair.
>She starts twiddling the tips of her index fingers while using her arms to cover the nipple of her ample breasts.
>"Sir, would it be alright if I warmed up in here for a moment? I promise that I'm not e-evil."
>God damn it, this is too late to be dealing with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558820
Yes, and I'd do it repeatedly, with force

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558730
Well here we go again.
>Lady Wight notices Lich talking to Anon in the streets, keeps walking and going about her day
>"WAIT WHAT?!"
>Double takes and scrambles to a position where she can eavesdrop on their conversation as Lich starts talking
>"Human. If I am not mistaken you were present at the ball last Saturday. Your presence was satisfactory in gleaning valuable information on my own social functioning. I would like to perform more tests with your assistance to validate a hypothesis I have developed."
>Anon stands dumbfounded, mouth gaping and completely unsure what to say
>Lady Wight grits her teeth and starts pulling at her own hair, before composing herself and striding with a sultry air of graciousness out to stand next to Lich, bewildering Anon even more
>"Pardon me, dears, but I believe I may be of some assistance here. Madam Lich, please continue, and I shall translate."
>Lich pauses for a brief moment, then continues, with Lady Wight interjecting after each sentence in sultry tones with her 'translations'
>"Human, you have demonstrated optimal capacity as a test subject..."
>"Darling, you've had me aching down below since the moment I set my gaze on you~"
>"I would like to pursue further experimentation in a more controlled environment..."
>"I just want to take you home and have your tempting body a~ll to myself~"
>"Therefore, I am extending a formal invitation to meet me this night so that we may exhaust all necessary trials for my intended study."
>"Come over tonight, dear, take me in your big strong arms and ravage me end over end until you've filled me with your love~!"
>Anon stares, his mouth hanging even lower, completely dumbfounded
>Lady Wight smirks, flips a card with the Lich's address out of her dress to Anon, then turns Lich around and walks away with her, hoping Lich's rags are at least giving SOME sort of view of her backside

[Anonymous No.]

I want a hellhound to pin me down to the bed, give me lots of love bites, and ride me until my pelvis is sore while calling me a "good boy".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556674
Its only a matter of time until he puts out an actual alien girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558793
what about the opposite? she starts rough but as it goes on she gets gentler

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556939
>Only tried for months
Try centuries, niggga.

[Anonymous No.]

How would a Lich react to being bullied over voice chat by one of her gaming buddies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558826
>wrestling sex

I always liked this idea. Although my waifu would overpower me every time, it would just add that extra dash of flavour to the domming. She may even be a bit rougher.

>being hunted
Oh, she might even tell me how I'm her trophy, her catch. She may even tell me how she's the big blood thirsty wolf and I'm the little pigeon she's going to eat up just before biting my neck.

Holy shit this thread is the lewdest thread we've have in ages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558827
thats a big wendigo, dies that mean she has a lot less room in that coat, cause I want her to grab me from the shadows and never let me out

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558827
If i offer to snuggle with her on warm blankets,will she die without the jacket? that wendigo isnt getting out without being impregnated

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558853
>thats a big wendigo
For you.

>cause I want her to grab me from the shadows and never let me out
If I pulled you out, would you die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558861
she wont let you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558865
She might drag you in so she can get two husbands instead of one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558802
Yep. But it's not like I don't know it already, she is just making sure that other people know about it.

>>16558840
That would probably happen if she tried to do what I mentioned, but was slightly upset instead of just lusty or a little angry.
She would go ahead, trying to mark me and all of that, making sure that no other girl gets me. That would be when I completely give myself to her, accepting her bite without resisting even for a second, reminding her that I indeed belong to her and will never leave her side, followed by some more long and mushy stuff.
Somewhere along those lines she would remember that she also belongs to me, that's when both of us become equal and the daughterus happen.

At least that's how I see us getting our first little lizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558848
In almost every other way she reacts to things in her life. With a stone cold voice and a blank face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558685
Not sure if its okay to post this, but this page at least is fun/helpful even if its meant for something else. Obviously the 'inhuman traits' part at the bottom is a bit moot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558850
it gets even better when everything on that list is combined

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558883
Yeah this is ok. I've seen it before quite abit. It's a bit vague for the current situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556669
The world needs more Aisha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558867
listen, all i want it to be so tight in there i am constantly pressed against her while she periodically turns back to smugly remind me im hers and never getting out, then goes to a secluded area to violently violate me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558892
Insomuch as people listing off their fetishes. I suppose it would have made more sense to post earlier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16556729
>>16556812
Gorgeous senpai, what a wonderful contribution!

>>16556749
Still prefer red myself, but to each their own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16555531
Is there any reason your stuff is so short? Do you just prefer it that way? Short and, in this case, bittersweet? Also,
>Not building power armor and adventuring with your robo motheru

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558885
Wow. You sure you can handle that anon?

>Hellhound wife gives anon a 5 minute head start
>anon runs off as fast as he can into the woods
>5 minutes pass
>she's off
>sprinting on all fours at her top speed using the scent of his SE to guide her
>she notices him running through the forest, panting and wheezing
>she goes at him at full force
>she pins him down
>he struggles trying to wrestle her off
>it's not use
>she has the snuggest grin on her face
>she leans in
"You're mine now."
>she begins to bite his neck with her k9s
>ravaging anon as he pleads for mercy
>she scratches him, ripping his clothes and making cuts
>once he's now given in and is just a blubbering mess with marks all over his body, and her sweaty scent deep into his body, she stops
"It's time to enjoy my catch"
>she picks anon up and slings him over her shoulder
"You're going on my trophy wall"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558741
>Arachne thread
>Breaking

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558877
But what if I want to impress her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557824
>>16557844
>>16557861
>>16557869
>>16557887
I feel as though we've had literally this exact discussion before in the past.

It's a good discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558916
probably not but dammit if that wouldn't make me heart pupil

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558923
Pear-shaped Anubi were discussed at one point, while fat-bottomed Wyvern lolis haven't been discussed until today.
Wyverns rarely received any major discussions at all for that matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558920
Well, depending on how good of a job you do she might just show a bit of emotion. But only when she thinks you're not looking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558929
I must say. I'm also a slut for being roughed up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558931
Wyvern fat ass has come up a few times actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558685
Great taste
Belittlement has to be used carefully though

I'd love to be called a worthless pervert whose only use is to pump out semen, but if she insulted me on a deeper level I'd get sad

>>16558729
Being owned by a monster girl is the best fate one man could wish for
I'd even present myself as my waifu's belonging to make it clear that I am 100% hers

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558931
I, for one, am very happy we had such wyvern discussions then.

I wouldn't mind discussing big-booty Wyvern-chan (at whatever age she's at, loli, teen or adult) more in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

Anons who want to be owned are in fact the strongest race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558941
It only ever came up when I brought up pear-shaped Wyvern daughterus. Then there was that chubby Wyvern greentext short Average came up with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558883
Aggressive Girl initiating Public, Sweaty Sex in the middle of a Run while Traveling before returning to your residence to play some Video Games.

Also hey, neat. They used the Birthday Baphomet for their "Hooves" image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558942
>Belittlement has to be used carefully though

Yeah, I just took it out my list all together. I can live without it. Anyway, I'm a slut for being owned so those are the only kind of fetishes I need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558947
yes, I want master to make me wear a french maid outfit for her pleasure, then sexually assualt me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558956
>Master
You mean mistress

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558944
>A safer method than this is to attain a wyvern’s egg and train her from a young age to act as a dragoon’s mount.
>For such reasons, in some countries that produce many dragoons, children who will be dragoons in the future are brought up together with the wyvern children who will become their mounts. As childhood friends, fiances, brother and sister, or master and servant, eventually love will blossom, they will become sweethearts and eventually marry.
I actually just realized there's a lot of precedence in the Wyvern's profile for the whole 'train' her from a very early age thing. Though I doubt the anon in those greentexts from earlier was so interested in becoming a dragoon as he was in... other things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558965
The Wyvern was the one riding him, she was the Dragoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16555561
Gazer because whatever your fetish is doesn't mater, it is now cyclopses pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558964
Maybe it's an Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558969
Would be a cute pet name for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558976
Anything can do that once your dick goes inside them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558979
maybe its a tomboy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558984
With her it's upon eye contact and BAM

[Anonymous No.]

You know I find the sabbath repulsive on an instinctual level, and actually feel sad for the gaggle of lolibabas.

But if I saw a van following me on the street, blasting black sabbath and wafting of freshly cooked nachos with "BEER INSIDE" painted on the doors, I wouldn't start walking the other way, is all I'm saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558990
It's way better to be pinned down and getting your fears fucked away.
Doesn't help that she is a cyclops either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558838
If you want to debate semantics, Shoggoth could be considered aliens. I doubt KC would do aliens, though, because that'd just open the floodgates to the faggotry of people like Shoggy who literally jack off to the idea of bedding a Xenomorph.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558994
I'm generally ok with a lot of the stuff in MGE. But the sabbath is just horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558999
>Shoggoth could be considered aliens
You're wrong. Shoggoths are earthlings. It's their masters that are aliens.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons. Hope you wake up to your waifu telling you that you belong to her now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559006
They exist on other planets as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559001
>>16558994
Preaching to the choir, but yea. I regret buying the English monster-girl encyclopedia since over half of the monsters in it are lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559001
unleash some very thirsty dire chupacabras to prey on them and watch those little monsters cower

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559009
They were created on earth though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559007
I had a dream like that once. Though she didn't bite or scratch me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559013
My point still stands on it opening the floodgates for reprobates and faggots forcing shit, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559016
It's only half the fun. I feel sorry and envy for you at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559017
But they aren't aliens, so if faggots start posting ayys, not only do they not belong here (yet), but it's not even related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558831
>This is my human boy!
>There are many like him but this one is mine!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559019
Well, but I did have another dream where she pinned me down and raped me. No bites and scratches though.

I'm still fine with just rough sex.

[Anonymous No.]

Be wary around mothers or, heaven forbid, mothests. They'll eat you right up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559011
I mean really, the sabbath is exists just to lolify everything and everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

Would Liches be good teachers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558994
I do wonder if the church of the fallen god does any charitable activities for their local communities.
Like a soup kitchen to feed hungry humans, where hungry monsters suck you off under the table after asking consent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559028
I'm immune to Moths and pofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559024
Being claimed can also be cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559030
thats why they must be stopped

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559007
my body belongs to her but her womb belongs to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559035
How does one build such an immunity to all that fluff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559007
She'd be way too bashful and shy, but I know it.

[Anonymous No.]

So is anyone working on any stories or world settings that have MGs in it? Do you feel like sharing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559028
>a big lonely CC mothest Mothman will never adopt and raise you as her husbando
Suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559010
>preaching to the choir
>hating lolis
Where do you think you are?

[Anonymous No.]

Which species would be interested in heraldry? Dragons maybe? I want to start a long, powerful lineage with my waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559052
It was a rough battle involving holding glowsticks in a hot summer night and falling into a Moff pit while half drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559051
No anon. Just no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559057
I think a good chunk of us, do not like lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559061
WHY?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559057
Well I dislike them. If that's anything. Well when I say lolis I basically just mean children. If she's a hag in a loli body. Then I'm down for that. But I won't actually fuck a child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559063
You're either sub or dom. You can't have both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559062
can't stand em, need BIG girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559055
I have a headcanon setting, but it's not very good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559056
It would be so wonderfluff.
>>16559055
There's a couple open stories going right now, the Mofu Yakuza one, the Pirate one, someone's working on a Pit Lady story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559070
Big girls are always better than small girls. There's just no competition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559071
I'm interested in hearing, I've kind of have one I'm thinking about writing, but I want to hear yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559057
Well 'm a one man choir

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559069
It's called being a switch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559006
I think it's a little naive to call the creations of aliens not aliens. That's like saying chest bursters aren't aliens because they burst out of someone on Earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559056
>She switches on a dime from treating you like her child and treating you like her husband
I need this. I need mothest mothman stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559066
>If she's a hag in a loli body. Then I'm down for that.
She'd have to have mad pillowtalk and be full LEWD to surpass the active disagvantage of her unripe body. Your tits have to fill my hands at the least

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559080
It's also called being silly and not being able make up your mind. Can't sit on the fence forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559082
Not at all, because chest bursters come from space. Shogs come from earth, and if their masters later brought them to space that's another issue. They were literally created here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559055
I have a Pathfinder setting with plenty of monstergirls, but there are also all kinds of other monsters of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559066
Even if she's a hag, it's still really hard for me. Actually, I think it's kinda disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559084
To be honest I probably wouldn't even fuck a hag loli. I'm just too much for a slut for big girls. Lolis are ew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559087
Yes the where, but following your logic, the chest bursters in AVP and AVP 2 where concieved, formed, and born on Earth. I'd still call them aliens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559092
It is quite disgusting, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559055
I've always got a few ideas and rough things I'm working on, but unfortunately I won't have the time to work on anything for a little while. I've been mostly sticking to writing short one-offs, but also kinda want to try my hand at writing something longer. Just need to come up with a substantial idea first. What about you, anon? Got anything interesting you'd want to share?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559011
You're really trying to make this a thing.
But I don't think anyone cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559083
Mothest Momsters would get very clingy when its time to make daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559102
I don't know about chest bursters. If they evolved/were created on earth and then later spread to space, yes they are earthlings. Not individuals, but the entire species. If the species never existed before, and the very first chest burster was created/evolved on earth, it's an earthling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559070
thats a BIG spider cow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559055
I was supposed to be working on something but real life and self deprecation/laziness stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559085
My waifu is literally on the fence right next to me. It just works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559113
i just wanna hop on in there

[Anonymous No.]

>>16558304
How fertile are we talking here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559123
accidental triplets fertile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559123
Doesn't matter, she's gonna get babbies either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW you're visiting your Dhampir childhood friend, and the minute you walk through the door, everyone in the house starts freaking the fuck out because they can smell the leukemia you don't even know you have yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559055
I've started and deleted something three times now. I have a plot outline and three pages of notes, but I'm just never happy with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16557807
>so I ended up licking them a lot
>licking

Whoa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559126

What do you mean "accidental"?

[Anonymous No.]

Am I the only one who doesn't want a fertile waifu?

You niggers are shortsighted. With all that sex, you'll end up with 15 kids before the decade is up

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559109
>Wake up
>Completely and utterly surrounded by thick juicy curves, tiddy, pofu, and all kinds of softness
>It all starts wiggling on top of you
>gasp for breath when it finally pulls away a bit, look up at Mothest Momster/Waifu
>"fufu~ Its time, sweetie~"
>Time for what?
>"Time for you to have sisters!"
>Dives back into you, utterly smothering you in fluffiness
>Pulls back after a bit, a pouty look on her face
>"Hmm, hmm, what's wrong? Why does this feel wrong?"
>Uh... because my clothes are still on?
>"Oh yeah! Ara, that's why you're my smart boy~"
>Peels your boxers off and proceeds to ride you in rolling waves of softness as your world fades to squishy black in her cleavage

She's a ditz, but a damn sexy one.

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>>16559132
Fucking hell, stop staring at my typos! I remember fixing that, how did it go back to licking?

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>>16559137
Monster kids practically take care of themselves and are by and large self sufficient by age ten
And also, that's insulting.
I'd want at LEAST 20 in a decade.

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>>16559123
Rabbit tier of fertile

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559132
>>16559143
I also have a boner now. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559137
I'm fine with MG standards, i.e. "possible but uncommon," for more or less that reason.
I've got all the time in the world, no need to get to the destination ASAP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559137
i dont like kids so i wouldn't want a super-fertile wife
of course the other issue is i have an impregnation fetish so i cant really win

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559151
wait,you would knock her up with twins every year?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559136
You where expecting twins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559151
>I want kids but don't actually want them

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559151
Yeah but that's "I live in the heart of africa and my kids are literally disposable" tier of shit parenting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559092
>>16559094
>>16559104
You guys sound like big faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559160
You're also assuming that monsters have a gestation period of nine months
See this is the issue, people see Monstergirls too much as the same as human. Their biology is entirely different than human

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559158
i mean,dont monster girls decide if they can absorb the juice for mana or leave it inside their belly for daugheru making?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559132
Why does latenight always draw manlets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559164
>>16559165
I've learned my lesson to not get into discussions about parenting with /mgt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559167
You sound like a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559137
I feel you anon, I only want one daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559173
It's not manlets, but large girls.

I like small girls personally but Latenight is still God.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559173
He draws big girls.
Actually big ones, not "Japanese big" ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559173
That's the legendary big, old, lonely Ryu. She's pretty huge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559076
Basically
>DL and the monstergirls start to make significant gains, with even the rarer monsters having stable populations and the drip of the human goddess is slipping
>Desperate to stay in power, she resorted to scorched earth tactics and raptured away all the humans she could to heaven.
>With most of the human population gone, the monstergirls panicked and turned on each other
>Societies collapsed, monstergirls fought each over bloody over humans, slavers saw their chance to make it big, that sort of thing.
>The Human Goddess hoped this would go on or a few decades so she could cull the survivors and regain control
>Barely holding onto power, the Demon Lord gathered her best and brightest to find way to break into Heaven
>But during their attempt, they discovered another dimension, one filled with humans
>They ripped open the veil between their world and Earth, and invaded
>When Earth's armies learned of a influx of strange creates raping men and converting women, they rushed in to stop them
>The monstergirls soon surrendered , as the were scattered, weakened from years of infighting and demoralized from fighting

From then it it's standard MGC-lite stuff. Most monstergirls are in the designated cities and can't move out, that sort of thing.

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>>16559186
Grim but interesting.

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>>16559141
>Mothest Momster will never rest on top of you post coitus while her wings are closed

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>>16559132
That's a Big Ryu

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>>16559197
My reasoning as it both gave them a reason to go to Earth without making everything their fault as well as why they're behaving themselves, because if they cause too much trouble, they lose their chance to easily get a man.

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>>16559109
Jesus that moth looks squishy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559107
>>16559055
>>16559186

>People on Earth sent to new planet that’s very compatible and shown no signs of industrialization.
>Takes three hundred years to get there, because of pre-FTL flight.
>Have to use cryopods.
>When they get there, shocked to find that settlements do exist.
>The planet they got to is the MGE world.
>Colonists can’t go back because the ship’s reactor is bound to run out of power and the cryopods are starting to fail.
>The ship’s captain is however assassinated with no evidence on who did it.
>Various factions of colonists vying for power.
>In the end, they all decide to bail the ship and build their own colonies, with their own philosophies.
>At first things seem to be going right for the colonists.
>Then the ‘raids’ by monster-girls and actual raid by Order paladins.
>Not helped by the fact that colonists would turn sacred sites without knowing into gigantic pit mines for that sweet uranium ore.
>Colonists are pissed that civilians are being attacked, go on the offensive against them.
>Huge shitstorm is started has the colonists start terror attacks on MG and Order cities alike.
>Turns into a three way world war.
>Gets bad enough to attract the attention of the gods.
>Lilims start going nuts and demonic realming every piece of colonist land and converting their citizens.
>More scientific colonies seal off demonic realms for experimentation.
>More militaristic colonies outright start bombing the living shit out of demonic realms with chemical warfare.
>War eventually starts dwindling down has all sides have suffered massive losts.
>All three sides eventually go into a cold war state, paranoid that one side might try and pull something.
>The story starts here.

I always like fantasy and sci-fi blends.

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>>16559186
I know he won't but I really want KC to put a distinct powerlevel on his girls, to put the nail in the HFY MFY discussions.

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>>16559203
>actively rubs you around in all of her softness
>wiggles her big rump until you put your hands around her and rub it for her
>frequent butterfly (or moth, I guess) kisses and hair stroking and forehead kissing
>giggles when you gently motorboat her breasts and squeezes them together for you
>All with the warmest, mothest smile imaginable and sweet reassuring words of encouragement and praise

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>>16559216
>Bail the ship
With how huge you think your colonies are, that ship has to be the size of a small country. No one would abandon that.

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>>16559219
How on earth could he do that? The monsters themselves are all over the place, ranging from "lvl 1 slime" power to "on par with gods."
And people would argue over it anyway, because MGs usually aren't relying on brute force.

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>>16559180
Yeah, but they can't be all this comically large.

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>>16559227
It's just a few individuals.

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>>16559227
All dragon girls are comically large!

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>>16559229
Seems as though he draws most girls large though.

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>>16559223
At the same time, the damn thing is falling apart around their ears. The thing was only supposed to survive one trip. And the nearest call for help is three hundreds years away.

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>>16559227
>but they can't be all this comically large

Well, why the fuck not?

[Anonymous No.]

Not sure if Tewi counts as a MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559230
Not true, the Jabber from the wonderland doujin was normal sized. Checkmate, dragonists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559235
perfection

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>>16559227
Says who?

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>>16559237
Nice to see you again, I love your art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559234
>None of the ships personnel can into maintenance

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>>16559242
Me. Hi, nice to meet you btw.

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>>16559230
Some of them are small.

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>>16559219
I imagine the humans can potentially get extremely powerful, because Baphomet's profile says they want strong men and Baphos are one of the most powerful monsters.

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>>16559237
Tewi deserves a spanking.
Lovely work Ougi.

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>>16559240
Fair enough, but I think I'll rewrite has that it got blown up by a order/MG joint raid.

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>>16559235
Getting dangerously /d/ here.

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>>16559141
>mommyfucking
I gonna need 2 puke buckets for this

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>>16559255
It's also implied that there is a possibility for men to defeat dragons in fights
People underestimate the upper levels of magic and heroic feats. Just treat it like D&D and be done with it, that's how I see it.

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>>16559221
Truly underrated creepy crawlies and good potential Momsters.

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>>16559216
Interesting.


>>16559250
Not him, but it's not like they'll have the tool to repair a spaceship just lying around.

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>>16559260
Fag spotted.

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>>16559261
Yeah. Humans can get pretty broken depending on what they do. I guess there aren't many strong humans on MGE because it's you know, focused mostly on sex and people have a thing for failing quests.

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>>16559255
Only heroes, who aren't really human.

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>>16559262
I'm not a fan of insects in reality but mothests are indeed fantastic momsters. Its just all that softness on top of softness

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>>16559261
>Just treat it like D&D and be done with it
I guess that works for most people.

RNG-chan when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559259
You don't know what /d/ means though.

>>16559266
>Not bringing the tools to repair a space ship on your space ship
What?

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>>16559240
>the Jabber from the wonderland doujin was normal sized
What? That doujin also explicitly states Wocks are naturally 50cm taller than you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559283
That is a shota. Also, I meant the other one, with Cheshire as the main.

[Anonymous No.]

I've got this old thing lying around, might as well do something with it.

>'Don't worry, you're IMMUNE to magic!' the brochure said.
>Fucking lies.
>Yeah, you can't be hypnotized or transformed, but that won't stop some dickhead spellcaster from straight-up melting your ass in a big damn fireball.
>It was one of the little details you learned at your new job, as part of a UN Special Task Force sent to explore this new, decidedly crazy world.
>Oh, it gets better.
>'Help the Locals whenever you can! Foster GOOD WILL' A tall fucking order, considering half the planet's made up of rape-happy monsters, the other half, religious zealots and both were quite adamant that you were a sub-human thing without a soul.
>The fact that you were working with gear that'd be obsolete in your grandpappy's day didn't help; bolt-action antiques circa WW1, horses, pen and paper with an absolute prohibition on ANY electronics... the guys upstairs were pretty worried about the locals getting hold of anything too advanced.
>Hell, they won't even give you proper camo uniforms, just old olive drab shit with some plates painted matte-green to wear over top to protect you from swords, arrows and other crap. The whole 'Diesel-punk Knight' motif was apparently supposed to help you blend in better with the locals.
>Personally, you thought too many of the guys in charge were rolling d20s.
>And then there's the people you're working with...
>Two Slavs, a Pole and a Russian, who've been arguing since you've got here.
>A Frenchman, who you know DAMN WELL speaks English, but doesn't just to piss you off.
>A German you've taken to calling 'Brix' for his remarkable ability to shit his pants at least once a patrol.
>A short-ass Canuck you've actually worked with before, back in Afghanistan, who you've only ever seen smile once.
>Everyone else who saw it is fucking dead.
>The 'Green Knights of Terra' the locals call you.
>A fancy title.
>You just call yourself 'Boned'.

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>>16559283
That kid looks like a kid, so he must be pretty small. A normal guy in his 18 should be her size.

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>>16559273
I mean, no one is going into the World Guides or Encyclopedia to see Monstergirls getting defeated in completely non-sexual situations, but that hardly means it doesn't happen. Still, overall it does seem to be implied that the monsters as a whole could pretty easily steamroll humanity if they cared a bit. But in one on one situations I'm sure there are the equivalent of unbeatable Tarrasque-drowning murderhobos out there

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>>16559281
They can only carry so much. Like how ships have to dock for repairs.

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>>16559270
I'm honestly don't know what worse being a fag or literal mommyfucker.
Nah, definitely the latter.

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>>16559300
But the other one is gay!

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>>16559290
>A whole bunch of wank about normal human soldiers
Uh huh.

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>>16559292
Yeah, thanks to the current DL monsters will finally have a win under their name.
Humans are too batshit strong to fight with strength, so using sex as a weapon got us good.

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>>16559297
Nothing saying you have to carry the materials to repair yourself with. The colonists already have mining equipment and presumably the means to process metal. Strip the land of materials and fix your ship. Leaving it is stupid.

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>>16559283
>fan doujin
>stating something

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>>16559311
Are spaceships hulls that easy to make? I don;t know anything about space travel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559309
The ultimate weaponization of the phrase 'make love not war'

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>>16559307
Alps have a use.

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>>16559297
Also a functional ship would have a shit tin of fire power and even if it didn't it holds the advantage of a portable base.

Order armies on the horizon? Monster mages preparing a magical bombarment? Fire up the engines and bombard their cities from orbit.

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>>16559290
I wouldn't mind seeing these guys on their downtime just hanging out at a bar while the locals are too scared to talk to them despite there being no actual risk.
Then the protect the town from an Order attack and become it's heroes.

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>>16559314
You're right! Point me to KC made doujin post haste!

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>>16559327
You mean the Cheshire one he did?

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>>16559273
i guess most suckers fail the quest because a MG kidnaps them just to never be seen again?

like,if your quest is to retrieve something from a dragon lair,i am pretty sure you wont ever come back from that cave

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>>16559323
>defending gays
>doesn't love his mommy
What putrid darkness lurks in your heart, I wonder.

[Anonymous No.]

All Dragons are big and I will not be convinced otherwise. Big girls mean they have big hearts and big tits.

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>>16559330
Exactly. And now my plan has come full circle.

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>>16559227
>can't
Says who

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>>16559331
Stop taking high level quests when you are a low level adventurer.
If people just focused on grinding their skills instead of a monsters ass then they would get strong, but nope. Stupid sexy monsters are too seductive.

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>>16559337
>>16559337
I'd let her get drunk and molest me.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, showing kindness to Monstergirls is like going out and wearing a thong in public while begging them to violate you. You're just asking for it.

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>>16559345
But incubi get better exp rates for everything!

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>>16559348
Yes, but being aloof or cold just makes them want to break you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559352
NO

First you grind and then you are free to incubize.

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>>16559348
I feel like being near MGs would be really bad for me. I just really hope they won't fall for me after I got a cute wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559359
Are you telling me to gimp my stat progression by not getting my advanced class as soon as possible for better stat growth and faster leveling?

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>>16559348
>be nice to monstergirls
>rape
>be rude to monstergirls
>corrective rape

It's like you think you can stop it.

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>>16559359
but being a squire for all the early game is boring! cant i just job change in advance? preferably before lv2

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559348
What if you're already married?

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>>16559283
That's literally some japanese guy's headcanon. He was talking about the official doujin drawn by KC himself, the wock was normal-sized in that. You know, in the official doujin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559367
Then you're in the clear.
Unless your wife is a regular human. Then there's no unique-DE-marker on you.

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>>16559362
>>16559365
You know what? You can see the reason why the order is shit right here.

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>>16559348
>He thinks they can make me
Think again.

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>>16559290
Is this from when we came up with the hollow humans idea?

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>>16559348
I do wonder if in any rare outlier situations a monstergirl has questioned her nature to rape men. Like wondered why she felt so compelled to just jump a guy like the one in that image because he was just being nice, philosophized about it a bit.

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>>16559399
If you find any that do, its your duty to report it to the appropriate Demon Army authorities.

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>>16559348
This guy's doujins are pure and wonderful. How can people say MGE is a hellhole when these show the exact opposite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559399
Have you ever questioned your nature to eat food?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559406
Actually all the time. I think I eat because i'm bored.

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>>16559396
Yup.

The whole premise being a misfit group of guys exploring MG-Land as part of a larger UN taskforce getting into terrible misadventures together and possibly acquiring genuine waifus along the way who can see the content of their character when all others fear them as some kind of alien creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559405
They are truly fantastic. Though did the Lilirune one ever get an English translation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559405
Duh, they only show the good parts, genius.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559426
Yeah, all those other parts with the monstergirls adjusting to make their husbands happy and settling down into happy lewd relationships really get to the gritty meat of the setting, right?

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>>16559435
>nothing bad ever happens in MGE, nope
Yeah, not gonna go down that rabbit hole again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559447
>Yeah, not gonna go down that rabbit hole again.

Nah, let's do. Can anybody recommend any good deconstructions of the setting? I'm in the mood for some despair

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559447
Cool hyperbole. No one said that, just that it's not a hellhole like some people attempt to make it out to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559337
>dat dragon
>dat arteest
>bracing for the version with a 2 foot donger

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559451
>>16559447
Agreed, though, we really don't need to have this discussion again, I'm quite fond of how this thread has gone so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559451
Always wondered why the profile Holst even bothers to wear those pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559452
It's also not 100% happiness like some people attempt to make it out to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559462
Well I agree there too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559460
keeps her fur clean

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559462
How many times are you going to repeat yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559472
As many as I have to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559472
Until you idiots stop giving him you's

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559460
Overalls are a status symbol

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559492
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559491
>implying
Well, you certainly deserve this (You).

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559452
>>16559462
>>16559465
>>16559472
>>16559479
Alright, but can you guys recommend me some depressing writefaggotry? Just put the feels in the bag and it stops right here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559364
Clearly the winning move is to make the first move.

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>>16559503
So if I were to walk up to a Demon, take out a piece of paper with my signature and the terms "I will marry you if you agree to have at least five babies with me" on it, how hard would she heartpupil and how wrecked would my pelvis get?

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>>16559321
Not really, you have a shitton to deal with in space, micrometerorites, which a rock the size of a nail can punch through several inches of high grade steel and drain the air fast. Radiation and muscle dystrophy are also major hazards aboard a space ship or space station.

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>>16559532
So they couldn't just patch it up with materials they found on other planets.

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>>16559529
It'd be signed and you'd be in your bedroom before you could blink.
Later on she might haul you to a lawyer to get the contract amended so it isn't so ridiculously one-sided in her favor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559542
How hard would it make a monstergirl cum if her husband kept whispering "I love you" during their first time?

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>>16559529
She might gasp and make the Yandere trance face while blabbering out some things in tongues/demonic, but then pretty much >>16559542

Also that's cute that she'd amend it to make it better for him, and a nice touch.

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>>16559538
They could, but you'd still need facilities and the ship didn't come with asteroid mining equipment. People would also prefer not to be living from a few inches from death. What I'm thinking is that these futuristic fuckers are fighting to stay alive and unraped.

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>>16559451
I know Losenis writing does point out that the DL's plan can backfire horribly and the Order knows it's fucked.

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>>16559529
That's actually a great way to catch a Demon off guard, since they're usually the ones who act all seductive and use temptation to get a man to sign their contract.
If you popped that on her she might legitimately be frozen in shock and happiness and have a reaction similar to fangirling out, even if she's usually the haughtiest, most sensual and sinister/seductive Demon ever.

And now I wanna see that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559495
Gonna start a Holst farm, and breed Holsts specifically for massive breasts and shyness.

[Anonymous No.]

For the Abominationfags out there, would you a monstergirl version of pic?

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>>16559553
Do you think Demons who already have contracts with their husbands can get additional contracts with them? Because I'm kinda fantasizing about having that be how I tell my childhood friend Demon that I want to have kids with her.

>>16559566
Flustered blushing demons are the cutest demons! Even moreso when you mating press them and kiss their lips while your dick kisses their womb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559553
Full version of pic anywhere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559573
I'd breed em for biggness, golden browness, and musclieness

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>>16559573
You're doin god's work anon. Gotta give them a bit of variety though. Like different kinds of shyness.
>>16559582
I'm certain they'd absolutely love to have additional contracts made, and a contract such as that is the best way to get her to literally put herself into said mating press position and beg you to go to town on her!
>>16559585
It's from a short story, there are more complete images of it on the Demon fan art page in the MGE wiki, lemme see if I can find a link

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559587
Musclemilk!

The milk for those looking to get swole!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559587
But anon, that means you're going to have to get a huge harem of busty delicious brown cows.
Actually it sounds more like you just want to breed super busty Minotaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

So, how would your waifu handle you getting little injuries like bruises or sprains?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559597
maybe i just want insane numbers of cows on the farm, you cant have enough of em ya know

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559581
sure do

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>>16559581
Present, and yeah I'd give her the ol' lickeroo.

What kind of chaos husband would I be if a little body horror shocks me? In fact, we can go even further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559599
Probably laugh and tell me to watch where I'm going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559597
oh and when I say big i mean like 10 foot tall, and O cup, with impressive sets of horns, but good cuddlers so i can be littlest of spoons

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559460
To fool people into thinking she's decent.
Admit it, if others hadn't pointed it out you'd think her crotch wasn't bare save for that bit of fur.

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>>16559573
>Five different Mega-Milk cows peeking around the corner at anon as he goes about his day
>they all follow him from a distance trying to hide and too shy to go up and talk to him
>They think he doesn't notice them, but their gigantic busts sticking out, wobbling together and occasionally leaking milk make them udderly obvious
>they all go to bed writing in their journals 'Today I got even closer to anon! One day soon I hope I can work up the courage to say hi to him outside of work!' then cuddling up in the blankets blushing to themselves at how bold they're being

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559617
I'd love to take them all out to a personal dinner, especially when they work so hard for me.

>>16559613
I can see that.
I imagine that mine would probably grumble about me making unnecessary risks and to better watch myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559617
Exactly.

High milk yield, submissive so no random stampedes, well-behaved. Great for a farm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559603
>Gravemind is just a tsundere Sandworm who likes poetry
Damnit, anon, now that image is stuck in my head.
>>16559609
>we can go even further
I'm not here to judge. You do you, boo-boo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559599
You don't get to the be the captain of the Lady's conquering vanguard without a few cuts and scrapes, though in the rare occasion a more serious injury occurs she puts the whole castle on autopilot via subordinates and spends weeks on end clinging and being fussing over my every whim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559615
Anon, that's how you wind up the paizuri slave of a bunch of amazonian mega milk Minotaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559625
she'd probably have quite a bit of shoggoth in there too, maybe some tentacle given how she likes to restrain people and waste their time with talk
and there is much talk

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559620
One at a time or all together? Cause if it's one at a time you're gonna put one of them on the spot so much her milk might taste strawberry flavored from how red she gets.
>>16559623
That's very logical, actually. Though the risk is they may not produce as consistently when they're TOO nervous or feel uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

Naughty magical cadavers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559628
so, and imma have some weresheep, Merino quality ones, white AND black, and grow grapes, so I'll have some winegoats too

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559638
That's quite a big operation. More than any one man can run on his own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559628
>Paizuri slave to a brown cow herd
I can think of far worse things to have happen
What will they do when I tell them I'm looking to breed them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559637
Performing all sorts of experiments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559634
>That's very logical, actually. Though the risk is they may not produce as consistently when they're TOO nervous or feel uncomfortable.

Yeah they might pent-up and too afraid or shy to lactate, especially if I get some farmhands to help.

It's important to gently massage their bodies and their teats, not just yank on them and expect milk to flow. Help them feel relaxed and comfortable enough to produce milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559573
I want to invest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559643
then i'll get a Taku to help me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559627
That sounds nice, although telling her you're better would be tough.

>>16559634
One on one with the occasional group outing for them.

I need to let those girls know I appreciate all their hard work and the time they put in.
I may even do one on one massages with them where I massage one personally once every two days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559634
>having to constantly reassure a herd of neurotic cattle

Sounds bretty tedious, honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559645
moo-snu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559653
Oh, she's the boss. "I" don't get to decide when I'm better, don't make her laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559659
Is she simply looking for an excuse to get extra cuddle time in?

[Anonymous No.]

now i want to make a demon contract stating i will give her all the daugherus

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559645
You don't leave your bed until they're all pregnant.
And you'll always have a big brown tit shoved against your mouth so you don't run out of stamina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559653
>I may even do one on one massages with them where I massage one personally once every two days

Oh goodness, you're gonna overload the poor things!

>Anon brings Mega holst in for a private massage
>She's downright trembling as she lays down
>start massaging her back, its totally tensed up (and noticeably strong, probably from having to lug her milktanks around everywhere)
>she's outright sobbing like a little girl who met her favorite popstar from all the shyness and embarrassment
Look what you've done anon, she's completely beside herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559674
Hey, I don't want it to called a man who mistreats his mega holsts.

Why, I may even give them a questionnaire one day asking, theoretically, how they would feel about having me as a communal husband or if they would prefer to have men brought in from elsewhere as husband material.

A good holst rancher keeps them happy and married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559673
>Cow herd runs a train on you
>One big brown ass is constantly bouncing on your cock
>Once she's had her fill (9-10 loads) she rotates out to nurse you while the next girl rides you
>This continues until they are all pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

Tentacles are adorable and I want to be groped by a tentacle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559669
Any time I've asked she's just twitched an eyebrow and shoved my face into her cleavage, saying I 'must still need psychological healing if I'm going to ask silly questions like that, h-haha!'
She's a proud lady, you see. Has appearances to keep and all that. And is usually oh so busy running the realm and campaign, so yes, she'll take as many extra minutes or hours or days or weeks, who's counting? Counting is outlawed, no counting allowed as she needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559685
cows have a herd mentality, so you will be communal

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559685
You ever seen a cow get tipped over before? You give them a survey like that out of the blue, that's what'll happen to all five of them, all at once. Only with a whole lot of wobbling milktanks.

Unanimously, communal husband. Each circled with tremendously shaky handwriting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559646
>no fox lich with all nine tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559693
Are you sure she's not going to try and ride you?

>>16559695
>>16559704

Well, that would be nice.
I imagine that there would be lots of 'yes'es on the questionnaires then.
I'll have to gather them arround to announce that I'll be their communal husband after the next group dinner.

Group loving will be a must and a cuddling schedule will be arranged so that I'm with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559692
I love her hair. As unusual as her body seems for it, I wanna see her in cute outfits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559706
>Are you sure she's not going to try and ride you
Oh anon you sweet green-demon-realm summer child.
'Healing' is a very, very sexual process for a Demon and her man. Especially once he's become an incubus. And she happens to be very, very good at healing. Sweet, tender, sadistic, switch, latex sexual healing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559687
The process can take days, even weeks but eventually one of those cows will get pregnant and have to move out of the rotation.
One down, at least 19 more to go.

[Anonymous No.]

What would pop music be like in a world with monster girls? Would sirens have a complete hold on the market? Would songs like this come out?

http://pastebin.com/efV7CXgr

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559706
>Group loving will be a must
You legitimately might drown or be utterly smooshed by all that megamilkflesh. It would be great seeing them open up more and more as they settle into it though. One day the bravest of the bunch may even hold your hand while walking you around, drawing gasps of shock and jealousy from the other girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559732
Honestly it wouldn't be that much difference from current pop music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559732
>fu fu fu
Alright, that got me in comparison to the song it came from

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559736
My, those girls need to open up.
Hand holding will occur with all of them.


Anyways, good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to treat all harem members with love, they deserve it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559745
Solid advice.
Those megaholsts are gonna be walking around with permanent heart-pupils in no time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559724
>No demon waifu to pull out a form fitting latex number with a neckline that plunges down to her waist.
>She'll never tie you to the bed and edge you for hours by grinding her copious latex covered ass against your dick and by squeezing it between her tits.
>She'll never make you beg to rape you with her vicelike pussy and force you to knock her up.
>You'll never experience a solid half hour of constant orgasm after she sticks your dick in because of the stimulants she's given you and the sensation of her wild thrusting.
>You'll never cuddle and decide what your next roleplay is going to be and who gets to be the dom tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559724
>Those thighs
>Those boots
>Tht chest
>That bodysuit
>That blue
>Those ears
UNF. I want her to step on me and tell me how pathetic I am. I want her to hold me by my leash as she roughly rides me. I want her to kiss me and whisper what a good boy I am in my ear as she drains my balls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559724

>heil demon titler

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559751
I've lost count of the number of times I've had almost that exact fantasy. Patrician taste as usual.
>>16559757
That too, all of that, every last bit of that. God DAMN there are some people with good taste in these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559746
The best way to keep a harem.
That and pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

I NEED STORIES
STORIES ABOUT KIKIMORAS

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559770
New ones or any ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559772
ALL OF THE ONES
Thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559770
I searched for them in The Witcher 3 for days, because NPCs keep mentioning them, and I still can't find one.

That's my story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559770
Those maids are adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559773
You've almost certainly read this one already but I've always enjoyed rereading it.

http://pastebin.com/fqcdazZy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559751
>>16559757
>>16559764
I do find it funny how similar the demonfags are in their taste in fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559782
almost too similar... hmmmm

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559782
Well when a certain monstergirl appeals to certain fetishes it only makes sense that people with similar fetishes would gravitate towards that monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559782
Well to be fair, the Demon's design does kinda scream 'latex and whips'.
>>16559792
It's a conspiracy. All Demonfags are really just one Demon messing with us through the portal!
>>16559801
Yeah, this. Though I'd argue myself and Childhood-Friend-Demon anon have varied and differing tastes in some things as well.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you guys think of this Alleured girl, pretty cute right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559807
I know I focus on variety of roleplay along with cute shit while one of the others focuses more on fearboner shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559808
Would give plenty of headpats

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559808
No, she's dumb and stupid.

And she smells.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559808
I want to put her in a collar and make her worship my nuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559811
Oh, you do care!
Yeah, pretty much though. Plus you prefer a modern setting while I'm pretty strictly the classic setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559812
>>16559818
>>16559820
Come on guys, don't bully her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559838
Where did the "Druella disguising herself" meme come from anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559838
She is for bully. It's what she deserves for being a conqueror.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559838
No, begone, or we shall taunt you a second time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559838
But heartfelt headpats with a smile and tender loving words is not bullying.
Or is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559764
>It's your turn to dom her the next day
>She's in her latex suit
>You strap her into the hanging rig
>You fit the blinfold over her eyes & give her one last, passionate kiss
>It's a whole day of torturing & teasing her
>Caressing her soft body, fondling her curves
>Just barely touching her dripping pussy
>You put her through all sorts of positions & ties with the ropes
>Vibrator clamps on her nipples and a particularly robust bullet in her snatch
>You crank them on high, driving her wild, then shutting them off just as she's about to reach orgasm
>You edge her endlessly as you work her over with whips, feathers, and all manner of other toys
>Occasionally, you'll finger her pussy or ass as you play, but never enough to get her off
>You dangle your throbbing cock in front of her face, letting the sent drive her crazy
>She strains to reach it, desperate for a smell, a taste, but you pull way from her
>Slowly, you begin to undo the bondage, untying the ropes, releasing the clamps, stopping the vibrator
>you gently ease her out of her latex suit, one piece at a time
>Finally, her naked form is suspended before you, her body trembling, her crotch absolutely soaked
>You tease her soaked pussy with your tongue, and each gentle lick makes her cry out
>It's finally time, and you pull her into position
>You run your head around her drooling entrance, making her entire body shudder
>You remove the blindfold. Her face is flushed, her breathing is ragged, and her eyes are watering
>She's begging for release, and you happily give it to her
>You thrust deep into her, filling her up in one go
>She cries out in ecstacy, a look of pure bliss on her face, tears rolling down her cheeks
>You silence her cries with a deep kiss as you thrust into her
>You can feel her moaning into your mouth as all her tension finally washes away in an endless tide of climax
>Her pussy is in spasms, clenching around your cock as you pump into her, hungry for everything
>Your orgasm finally comes, and you hilt yourself in her
>White-hot seed spills into her womb, slaking its desperate thirst
>Her back arches, her tongue lolls out of her mouth as her eyes roll back
>Eventually her body gives out, going limp in the rigging
>You undo her shackles, holding up her exhausted body as she comes down
>She holds tightly to you as you carry her to the bed
>You pull up the covers over the two of you, gently spooning with her
>As she drifts off to sleep, you lay a soft kiss on her cheek and whisper that she's such a good girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559820
You don't need a collar to make her do that
But I'm sure she'd wear one anyway, the little slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559839

No idea. She seems like she'd be the last person to need to disguise herself everything considering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559857
A good Lilim knows her place on her knees. And that's a great picture, sans censorship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559843
>>16559839
It is something .less started and people found it adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559839
Basically from the idea that because she's so infamous and overbearingly lewd, her only interactions are either lust-crazed suitors, perverted servants, and the occasional Order paladin trying to smite her before being dragged off to the Tentacle pit. She only gets to have 'normal' interactions by disguising herself and sneaking off, but she's really awkward, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559854
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559854
Now THAT IS some GOOD SHIT
Seriously ten out of ten, fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559871
Do you think a Lilim would take her husband into the city while disguised so she could experience the thrill of sucking him off in a back alley?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559874
>ywn get to gently headpat a disguised Druella after she helps you with a request
>and follow up with a "Thanks a lot for helping!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559880
The Lilims husband would take her into the city, to do far more than just sucking, barely out of view from the busy streets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559874

So is her being bad at disguising herself part of it or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559891
I believe shes just bad at it. I like to think that people knows that she's Druella, but they just play along

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559884
You can't see it, but you just made her heart-pupil behind her glasses. Good job, anon.
>>16559891
Yes. She's spent so much time being a lewd overlord that she doesn't really get how to act normal. Everyone can tell it's her, they just play along because she's cute like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559897

it must be depressing to be one of the most powerful lilim yet be unable to hide your own tail, horns or black sclera.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559902
They play along because their terrified of being sent to the Matter hole.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is there so many images of Druella in disguise??

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559913
*They're

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559902
>You can't see it, but you just made her heart-pupil behind her glasses. Good job, anon.
But then what will asking her out to a fancy dinner and a night of cuddling do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559914
.less went on a bit of a tear when the idea first got put to paper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559928
Things can get wierd

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559914
Cause she's cute.

>>16559913
That or they know when she is like that, she just wants a piece of normal life. That and having the help/info from a lilim like her would be nice if you're a typical shop owner.

>>16559928
>pat her head one day after she helps you out
>give her some of the stuff she asked for
>"Hey, tomorrow I might be getting some decent produce in. I would love to have you with for dinner if you do not mind."
>"Even managed to clean up the fireplace you always complained about while visiting for some warmth!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559928
Probably something like this.

[Anonymous No.]

Should girls shave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559854
Quality bondage knowledge.

[Anonymous No.]

Wake up Tsuyu, it's your birthday!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559954
You think so? I don't really read or watch much related to bondage or S&M.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559971
You should, it's great. Go read Nana to Kaoru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559982
Okay, who HASN'T read that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559989
Well it sure isn't popular enough to be localized in English so I could buy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559991
I would say that maybe it's the content that's preventing it from being localized, but if EMG and MGE have taught me anything, content doesn't mean shit to some people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560001
Also I own a western comic about BDSM hi-jinks with bare pussiesthat started off as a webcomic so I see don't see how NtK would be any different in that regard. And isn't Fifty Shades relevant now? They could try cashing in on that. Surely lonely housewives would buy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559989
I haven't read it, so I'm starting now. I don't really like it so far though, it's on the wrong side of things. I'm more a femdom man

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559971
Yeah, it was great! As great as one can be without getting banned and with short form to work with. Very satisfactory. Easy save.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560017
>I'm more a femdom man
There is one scene with that towards the latter parts. Not with Nana though.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread has been way too lewd. Here is a pure, innocent virgin elf. Maybe this will get you all to get some purity of mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560019
>one scene
Not really good enough to hold my interest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560026
Your loss, and I say this as someone who shares your preference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560022
>Skirt so short her panties are visible
>G-string
>Butt fangs
>Dem thighs
>Skindentation
>Elf
If she's pure, then the Order's HQ is in Lescatie.

[Anonymous No.]

http://68.media.tumblr.com/dc99e3620e523d6a02377829bfadc997/tumblr_olaozdHPJm1vdwcbco1_1280.png

New non-loli thick Atlach Nacho from Buck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560038
Lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560032
That's terrible anon, what are you gonna do to her, huh? Rape her? I bet you're gonna rape her, you pervert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560032
>Butt fangs
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560044
When the rump so plump you can see it from the front.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560031
I'm pretty anti bondage desu. I'm not big on leather or being tied up in any form. The only time I'd ever accept being bound is by an arachne, and only if she uses her webs, an even then I'd need coaxing, though I'd eventually cave in.

I might keep reading it though, the girl is hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560046
Best girl is hotter, but that's just me liking fit brown tomboys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560044
Stare through her thigh gap, and you will see them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560043
We all know elf rape doesn't count. They all want it on some level. I mean, look at that butt! With how she's dressed, she's practically begging to be pushed against the wall and have her ass reamed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560038
too thick

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560096
>too thick
>too
>thick

>too

>thick

Beg pardon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559348
Going to be the nicest slut in town!

[Anonymous No.]

Any one have anything similar to nana to kaoru from the femdom side?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560096
>too thick
Plebian

[Anonymous No.]

I want my Kobold waifu to put me in a straitjacket, a sensory deprivation hood, and a chastity cage! She'd lay me down on our bed and cuddle me tightly, caress me all over, and make me feel perfectly safe and comfy and protected in her arms! She'd nuzzle me and grope me all over, slowly edging me until neither of us can hold out any longer. Then she'd unlock my chastity and gently, carefully ride me while we're still laying on our sides facing each other until I completely fill her belly with my warmth!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560096
The Valkyrie of disapproval looks in your direction

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560096
>>16560109
>>16560132
I want the fatties and their enablers to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560139
If this is KDF. Which I'm having some suspicions. I'm proud of you. You finally spiced it up with some femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560139
We have entered THE TWILIGHT ZONE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560139
Even KDF has gotten into the overtly lewd mood

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560143
>he wouldn't want a pudgy were sheep

Anon you may be gay.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560152
What has caused such a lewd thread all of a sudden? Did some MGs get internet access or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560162
This twitches the fearboner

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560162
Not enough hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560162
I was going to bellyflop on her but now that she's awake I better not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560167
It was that lilirune greentext what set it off
Tis a sign from nature herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560162
Kej are evil girls. Stay away from them, they're dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560167
It must be the work of an Enemy Stand!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560175
>someone jokes that the sight of the lilirune going to town on that anon must have set off a chain reaction of lewd in the forest
>it actually set off a chain reaction of lewd in the thread
At last I truly see

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560178
I guess King Crimson makes about as much sense in MGE as it does in it's own setting, so I really can't complain

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560150
I am KDF anon, yes. I've been in that sort of mood a lot lately.

>>16560151
If you say so anon, everything seems normal enough to me.

>>16560152
>>16560167
I've been out of commission with a bad migraine all day so I'm just happy to feel lucid again. I don't know about the rest of the thread. I do like it though!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560178
Is that a Fist of the Northstar reference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560143
That tummy is precision designed for teasing and tickling

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559857
>penguin

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560186
Man, you missed out, we were talking about fucking innocent lolis and bondage and everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560179
You'd best start believing in meme magic, you're in it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560188
You already came.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560178
Neat, a Cupid. Hard to tell if she's tsun though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560186
Maybe KDF is finally turning to the light. I'm so happy for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560201
Moron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560194
Stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560203
She is ridiculously /fa/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560207
It's the hat. Binds the outfit together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560207
>>16560209
She really is. I think she'd even give a Whitehorn a run for her money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560194
Neat!

>>16560202
I've always liked femdom anon, I just haven't mentioned it as much as maledom since my taste is about 70/30 in maledom vs. femdom. It's more of a fluctuation than an even distribution, but that's the average so there's no need for alarm! I'm still the same old me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560209
Hatted MGs are always top tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560203
She got her happy ending last thread though, just in time for Valentine's day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560210
Indeed, although I also quite like Whitehorns hat.

Still, Cupid demonstrates excellent design choices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560215
Doesn't mean she won't still call her husband a moron and be cold to him in public. He likes it anyway. It just at home where she gets all warm with him. Or that's how I read it.
>>16560216
I do like the Monsters that have interesting clothing like them. I'm a sucker for the wrapping compared to just the bare candy.

[Anonymous No.]

If this thread is any evidence. Dragons aren't respected enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560238
You're looking for last thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560238
Dragons are respected as much as they deserve to be.

Otohime however deserves an apology.

[Anonymous No.]

You've been shipwrecked on the fabled Mofu Island. The only people on this island is you and an ancient race of foxgirls. They don't speak English and are in heat since you're the first man they've had on the island in eighty years.
>How do you survive until rescue arrives?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560238
I don't know man, people seem to circlejerk around dragons quite a bit here. I find it quite annoying personally, but that's just me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560267
Enveloped in soft tails and sweaty bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560252
I truly don't understand why they got so much hate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560275
Seahorse meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560267
I shall use my dick and my wits to become their ruler and sleep in a bed/pile of giant fox tiddy every night!

I shall be king of the brown tiddy foxes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560269
I personally find Dragons boring, but that's from oversaturation in media.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560267
I don't, foxgirls are magical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560267
First, Satisfy the foxes. Nobody can think clearly when they're horny. Then, try to establish a means of communication. If they've survived this long, there must be ample food and water. If the island is fabled, there's probably no maps of its location. I can try to make an SOS, but I should settle in for a long stay.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm starting to think I might have an interest in bondage, even though I've been so adamantly against it. The thought of being blindfolded and bound in web, suspended in an arachne's nest with my arms and legs tied to my back and rope after rope of reassuring web across my chest. Hearing her whispers all around me, being turned at a whim and having the webs tighten, bound almost entirely, not knowing which way is up with a collar of web tight around my neck.

The sensation of her straddling you, and the tip of your cock touching her belly, being pulled up by the collar, pulling your face into her soft breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560295
See, now you're getting the appeal of bondage. There's something amazing about entrusting control entirely to someone you love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560295
You love it you slut, stop fighting it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560297
Nah, that's not the case. I've always know the appeal of entrusting control to the waifu. I'm into yanderes after all. I'm talking about bondage specfically.

>>16560298
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560295
I'll let you in on a little secret
Alot of the people start off so adamantly against it are the ones who eventually get most into it

Find a safe word and have some fun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560310
>spoiler
If we were still talking about NtK, I would point out this is exactly what happens in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560310
>Find a safe word and have some fun!
>trusting 3dpd
Ew, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560295
No need to be scared anon, the sort of trust that bondage brings is incredibly intimate and comfy! Whether you're the one doing the tying or you're the one being tied, nothing can compare to that sort of connection that you'd get with your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560315
There's truth to it in all realms, believe me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560323
Again, it's not a matter of trust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560320
Even KDF has a safeword though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560320
I know how you feel, that's why I tie myself up

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560320
Oh god I'd never sub for 3dpd, goodness, not what I meant at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560326
I wasn't saying it was, I was just explaining how it's a wonderful experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560327
That I do!

>>16560329
>spoiler
I feel you on that anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560320
Dude I know fantasy and all but I don't think neglecting a word that means "stop stop I'm not into this shit no more" is a good idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560329
Good on your for going the extra mile. I personally wrap my blanket around me tightly to simulate being cuddled by my waifu. Why don't I feel as lonely as this text would imply?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560380
Because you have a friend in me.

[Anonymous No.]

>Found a good monster girl artist
>Every picture I found of them is NTR
Why do they make me suffer like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560380
Because she's there with you in a sense, even if she's just in your head. Now that I have a waifu that feel is more real than I ever gave it credit for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560391
There's plenty of artists in the digital sea friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560391
What artist?

[Anonymous No.]

>"Hey punk! You came to the neighborhood! Either pay the toll or I'll beat your ass!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560404
>Haaahhhnnnn~?
That's the only way to deal with girls like her. Remember to walk like the guys from Cromartie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560404
Catch me if you can vape skank!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560404
I'll kick you head like a football!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560398
I know, but it still hurts.

>>16560401
Here's the artist, but all the pictures here are just teasing so I made a imgur gallery of the full once I could find. Be happy.

Profile:
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/user/Krabby/profile
Album:
http://imgur.com/a/32iIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560415
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560417
So now you know how I feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560404
>Disappears in ink
>Teleports behing u
nufein persanal....... kid
Kraken waifu would just pay the toll to not cause no trouble

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560408
>ywn be the leader of the fully human male bike gang in MGC and catch the attention of every gang leader in the city
>your first love however, will always be the road

>>16560409
>>16560410
Don't bully the Dullahans! They secretly love it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560415
I thought you said you fund a good artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560404
>Training wheels
I call her mother and let her know she's out past curfew causing ruckus

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560425
>ywn be the leader of the fully human male bike gang in MGC and catch the attention of every gang leader in the city
I can imagine this situation being ripe for comedy. It would eventually turn into a battle shounen with a tournament arc, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560425
What is she going to do? Grow up into a biker chick and hassle me when I'm on the trail? She has training wheels, I bet she can't even handle the thorn laden pathways I commute from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560433
>I call her mother
Good choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560441
HeLLOOOOOOOOO nurse

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560441
Great scott her ass cheeks are bigger than her head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560441
>She's really embarrassed for how her daughter acted
>Wants to "repay" you to apologies.
Mother/daughter threesome is great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560441
>bring mischevious Dullahan daughter back to her mother
>She answers the door like this
Where are all those greentexts from a few threads back about all the lewd shit you can do with Dullahans
I need to breed that Dullamom, I'm takin that ass

[Anonymous No.]

Remember anons, Undead girls don't have tastebuds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560448
The view from the front isn't bad, either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560449
>threesome with two dullahans
Dear fucking god think of the possibilities

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560451
I'd pat that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560349
Anon, if I were ever to get into this, I wouldn't need a safe word. I don't like ropes or leather and I wouldn't allow their use either. I'd only be interested in it if my partner were an arachne or a shoggoth.

And who needs a safe word, when having her delicate and slender finger on the web is tantamount to being hooked up to a whole bunch of monitoring equipment. Through the tiny vibrations she could feel your pulse, your blood pressure, your heart rate, your everything. You wouldn't need a safeword because she'd know your limits better than you.

Now would you trust your waifu enough to not even have a safe word?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560451
They can still taste semen, so I just need to cum on the food as frosting and then it'd tastes great for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560465
>not using safewords
Anon, no. That's terrible. If something goes wrong she'll blame herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560453
I need to find out more about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560470
She'd know it faster that I can think to utter the word. I don't think you understand a spider's nigh omnipotent sense of touch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560465
If/when something goes wrong she'll never forgive herself for what's she's done.

>A safe word a day prevent fatal play

[Anonymous No.]

Superior Dullahan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560465
I get what you're going for, but you don't do bondage without a safe word, even in fantasy. Ain't no power of love mind meld crap gonna change that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560465
I do believe you've missed the point, dear

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a better possible way to wake up than to receive a blowjob from your Dullahan waifu's head while her body finishes cooking breakfast?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560494
Two Dullahans blowing you and preparing breakfast?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560494
No, this is an idea I've had before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560494
It's hard to beat, that's for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560483
>>16560478
Did you know spiders hear, taste and touch through fine, super sensitive hairs on their legs and the nails at the tips of their legs?

Here's a question, what would it take for you to not feel the need for a safe word?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560507
They right. I love me a spider waifu, and I'll play some games with her, but you need a safe word. You don't know when something besides your wife might go tits up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560512
What if you had an automaton waifu who was directly being fed everything, a brainscan, xray, heart monitor.

Would you feel the need for a safe word then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560507
There's more to what a safe word is and the intent and appeal of bondage than just 'it makes them stop'
You are inherently and willingly putting your body more importantly mind into a situation that is painful and degrading and overwhelming on some degree, it's supposed to be an experience of being put past your uncomfortable limits, and if you're doing it right you should be getting autonomic responses of fear, pain, anxiety etc. That's what makes it all the more fantastic when you finally release, you're essentially digging much, much deeper into all of the stuff you've kept pent up so that release feels even better.
Because of this, it is the Dom's entire job and role to test your limits, and to push them a little bit further each time, or to try to. The point is that you should be flirting with what is outside of your comfort zone, even if just a little bit, each time. A safe word is a bail out not for when things go wrong, its for when things go TOO well.
What you are viewing is the mindset of someone roleplaying BDSM. Not the mindset of BDSM. You need a safe word, not just for your safety, but for knowing that you're holding off from saying it. So in those moments when your limits are being pushed, your rational mind can say 'I really want to say my safe word and stop this now but I'm not going to'. That's like, 50% or more of subbing right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560517
Well, there's a better explanation than "It can go wrong." I now see the point of safe words, thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560517
>our smartest talk in the thread is about BDSM
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560494
Waking up to the sweet milk and tender caress of a big holstaur waifu who's also gently stroking off your morning wood. That's gotta be a close race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560441
Call her great great great grandmother!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560525
It's an art that requires alot of trust and technical knowledge between partners, anything less can result in harm and pain that isn't the enjoyable kind. Anyone who tries to talk about it without some form of knowledge of the subject will come off as painfully naive and ignorant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560494
Waking up to a gentle smile of a lovestruck Oomukade squeezing you for warmth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560533
Now explain limits to me. I have many, but over time I can see them all being worn away. Wht is the point when you've no more boundaries? Do you ascend to another dimension of lewd or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560524
>>16560525
Happy to help.
She'd be delighted.
>>16560533
I think the biggest thing is people need to understand it takes a lot to build up to the real thing, EVEN in fantasy, because the point is you're developing not just what the limits are with your partner, but what their ability to move past your/their limits are. And that goes both ways. If the sub is really taking to it and can push pretty far past what they normally can take each time but the Dom balks and gets too afraid of pushing further, that can be just as night-ending as the reverse where the sub has to safe out. It's an art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560549
Anon, please. If your boundaries were completely erased you should just SOLVE THE PUZZLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560554
Nani?

[Anonymous No.]

>its that day of the year again
ah man...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560556
The Lament Configuration, anon. That's where you end up if you seek the furthest limits of your flesh.
What's your pleasure, sir?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560560
What day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560552
Sensei, sensei, respond to this. >>16560549

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560560
I'm not seeing any portals opening anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560560
Are you a Stephen Foster fan? Or are you going to actually go through the necessary pains of cleaning your laptop/computer hardware?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560566
I checked it and the happenings should come in October when a solar eclipse ushers in the end of the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560566
me neither wannabe satan. But tomorrow will be the worst one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560572
Damn I wanted it to happen sooner.
Oh well, I can wait.

>>16560574
>wannabe satan
I'm doing my best, okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560581
One does not simply become the overlord of the underworld.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560549
>What is the point when you've no more boundaries?
Well, you don't reach that point, as strange as that may seem. There's always something new you can do. It's a slow process, and along the way you're bound to find something that you really, really like, and you'll stick to it and stay on it for a long time, and it may be that you eventually just enjoy doing one of these things more than the prospect of pushing further.
It is a deep, deep rabbit hole. And new 'branches' of it take their own time to develop. You may have gotten to Black-tier stuff in the bedroom, but then your Dom who you've built up intimacy with will know you're starting to get complacent, so she'll suggest putting a collar on you in public. Now that's really, really not your thing, but as stated before, you wanna push your limits, so you go with it, and it's exciting in an entirely new way that you weren't able to get in the bedroom, so you go through the whole long process of beginner all the way up to hardcore stuff in a whole new environment.
Incidentally, this is alot of the natural progression that happens when people who are usually strictly doms or subs to develop tendencies for the other side. Not always mind you, but obviously when that happens its basically like getting to start all over.
tl;dr, there will always be something new to try and new limits to push. There will, however, probably eventually be a point where you don't want to go any further, like into some of the really, really, really fucked up fetishes. But completely destroying all your boundaries? No, not happening, not even in fantasy. Especially in fantasy, where so many more options are available.
>>16560554
>>16560561
Oh you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560545
Do not mingle with Oomukades, they will pump you full of venom and rape you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560584
>Oh you
We have such sights to show you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560587
As opposed to any other monster that would rape me and pump me full of whatever energy/fluid they have on tap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560583
But I really want a harem of demons.
How else would I get it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560589
Anon no, that's Slaaneshi tier, that's the land of guro fanatics and dicks on every surface.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560594
Do what John Constantine did and sell your soul to several Demons, then when they come to claim you they'll all be super-embarrassed about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560589
Umf. Well make me weep and call me jesus.
How have I not considered this with my fearboner stuff with my Demonfu? Thanks for the reminder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560584
Thanks for the response anon. Well lets put our hypothetical caps on and throw mamono mana, monstergirls and a potentially infinite life span.

What do you foresee happening? Do you reach the depths of degeneracy? Do you go the way of the 40k eldar and begin committing atrocities for the next new kick?

Or do you forget what it's like to be a sub? Live life in a perpetual circle where you Dom for so long you forget what it's like to sub, and wake up to the pleasures of subbing, subbing for so long you forget what it's like to dom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560590
Other monsters have the courage to proactively do it
Oomukades act all gloomy and shy so that you think they are harmless but as soon as you get close they strike

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560597
No because Mamanobama.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560583
Well, of course you don't.
You need Horror's Hand to do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560603
So if you solve that puzzle box you get an express ticket to a bondage party in Pandemonium?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560608
Heck boy, ain't it grand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560610
It is not hands that summon her, but desire. Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560602
You confuse headcanon with actual text. Oomukade are one of the most aggressive when it comes to proactive dating, on par with Ushi Oni's from Zipangu. Great I now want to see what happens if an Ushi-Oni and an Oomukade get into a fight over a prospective mate. Dragon child killer vs Spider Cow, that's a Kaiju movie I'd go pay and see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560611
>tfw you will never be dark side royalty

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560625
Would be nice to have all these as Monster Girls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rfHoFU_AUs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560601
>What do you forsee happening
Oh death and reanimation, easily. Call up your lich friend, tell her to have the frank-and-frannystein procedure on ready, pay her twenty bucks and a free meal and have her wait outside of whatever dungeon you've got set up, then if you've truly reached that point go in a full switch chain until both you and your partner die out in each others' arms, maybe some dual erotic asphyxiation or something. Lich reanimates you both, and tadaa, you got a whole new square one to start from. Take a century goin through all that, at the end find some other new plane of existence to transfer to, or what-have-you.

Big disclaimer, I would stop long, long long before that point. But as a hypothetical yeah, there's tons of fucked up shit and state changes you can just abuse end over end.
>commit atrocities for the next new kick
I already headcanon my waifu having an army and me being a general in it conquering new land for the Demon Realm and stuff, but its not really so much a sexual act as it is, if nothing else, a form of foreplay. BDSM is really intimate and proximal. Well, most of the time, I guess some people like abandonment stuff like being left locked up in the basement but that's really not my bag. I should clarify that there's not just one unifying philosophy on all this, just general understandings. But you could really go anywhere with hypotheticals. I'm sure the Demon Lord has even crazier depths she goes to, if she's into that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560618
>In Zipangu, they are one of the races regarded as “kaibutsu.” They prefer dark, wet places, and they normally live in shadowy woods, deep in the mountains, caves, etc., but sometimes they reveal themselves before humans when seeking a man as a breeding partner.

You're half right, they aren't Ushi-Oni level of rapey but they still go out to rape

If an Oomukade and an Ushi-Oni both came running at me I'd jump in the Ushi's arms, centipedes are scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560600
That's really evil. I love it.
How would they solve it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560629
>Oh death and reanimation, easily
I actually read a comic with a guy who could only get off by getting killed mid-sex. He had an army of clones he could move his consciousness to afterwards of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560629
>full switch chain until both you and your partner die out in each others' arms, maybe some dual erotic asphyxiation or something. Lich reanimates you both, and tadaa, you got a whole new square one to start from.
So you just wipe all you memories together and start from square one? I don't like that idea. And if you maintain your memory, what do you do once you've both fucked eachother to literal death?

>new plane of existence to transfer to, or what-have-you.
So I was right. You do ascend to a new level of lewdness and start practicing fifth dimensional bondage.

>I already headcanon my waifu having an army and me being a general in it conquering new land for the Demon Realm and stuff, but its not really so much a sexual act as it is, if nothing else, a form of foreplay.
Huh. You don't really get people who are into the whole "slaughter every one and fuck their corpses in a huge blood orgy on the battlefield while letting your dogs fuck the prisoners" mindset. Well, good on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560634
Oh, but who says she's the one solving it?
The box.
I'd open it.
She'd 'came'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560649
Posting one more Pinhead for good measure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560598
This would be really funny to do. Just think having them all shout at one another that I had signed their contract.
The three day starit rape would be worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

So how many here are actually into BDSM? From what I'm hearing, the slippery slope fallacy seems to be the end goal, nay, the whole point of the fetish.

And yet on a whole, this thread isn't one for pushing boundaries at all. So I guess not many?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560656
BDSM is the only type of porn I ever watch (and has been since like middle school) but I've never done it and probably never will because 3DPD and also it's embarrassing to even think about asking someone to do something that weird with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560661
Are you happy with how restricted you are in discussing your fetish in this primarily vanilla thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560663
You're assuming I don't go to /d/ to discuss it. I'm here for cute Monster with natural disposition towards femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560666
Ah, so you have other outlets Satan. Personally this is the only place where I discuss this kind of thing but I'm a pretty vanilla dude. Any no-go fetishes I have don't warrant discussion at all really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560656
You gotta remember there are people who like to play a little and then there are people seriously into the whole BDSM culture. The long winded slippery slope people are the second, but certainly don't represent the whole of people who participate in that kind of thing.

In other words, like all things, you can be a casual, an enthusiast or a fanatic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560656
Not strictly into BDSM, though there are at least some practices that I do find arousing. And I at least understand enough about it to throww out some scenarios. Would I ever do it IRL? Probably not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560648
Nah, you don't wipe memories, or not in my interpretation. As for what you do, I have no idea. You simply asked what the means to reaching that infinite would be, and that seemed logical. Again, I have no personal interest in it outside of hypotheticals.
>Fifth dimensional bondage
You wanna talk to this fella if that's what you're lookin for >>16560650
>Slaughter everyone and fuck their corpses in a huge blood orgy on the battlefield while letting your dogs fuck the prisoners

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, that's quite a huge leap. I keep it canonical, there's not too much actual violence, its mostly just using Demon Silver weapons to incapacitate folks then bring them back to be 'processed' (matched off to single soldiers). Incubus though I may headcanon being, I only tease unless its the Lady. I'm not a fan of breaking canon in that mindset, I keep it as by the book as possible.
I like whips, fearboners and sensory deprivation, not slaughtering people! Big difference!
>>16560656
It's really complicated, but it's not quite the slippery slope fallacy. It gets to that if you're actually legitimately a bit wrong upstairs and have a deathwish, but there's like a drop off point.
>>16560663
I can compartmentalize my fetishes and am just as into cutesy vanilla lovey dovey cuddling as I am into getting terrified and whipped into ejaculation. Call me haughty but I like to think I'm moderately sexually mature.

>>16560669
This

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560673
>Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, that's quite a huge leap. I keep it canonical, there's not too much actual violence, its mostly just using Demon Silver weapons to incapacitate folks then bring them back to be 'processed' (matched off to single soldiers). Incubus though I may headcanon being, I only tease unless its the Lady. I'm not a fan of breaking canon in that mindset, I keep it as by the book as possible.
>I like whips, fearboners and sensory deprivation, not slaughtering people! Big difference!
Uh... what did you think I meant by "atrocity"?

Are you familiar with eldar and 40k lore? That's kind of where I imagine serious practitioners of BDSM to end up after a few then thousand years.

If you know the lore, what are your thoughts on what the eldar did? Do you think it's likely? Exaggerated?

>but there's like a drop off point.
I see. What are your thoughts on mamono mana and its innate ability to make your mind more receptive to having your boundaries pushed? Do you think it's possible for mamono mana to offer more steps down from where you thought your dropoff point was?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560656
My waifus' monstrous bits are all I need to spice up sex
I don't like adding toys or weird outfits to the mix, that's what you do with bland and tasteless human women who actually need external help to keep their husband aroused

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560687
Consent is important, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560698
Which point are you responding to there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560702
Slaughtering people. You can't go around doing that if they don't want it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560706
But you can take their kingdoms by military, if non-lethal force? Have your armies rape and keep their men? Come on, anon, lets not be hypocrites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560697
You saying you'd turn down a monster in a tight corset and thigh-high boots?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560708
There's got to be rules, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560687
I suppose I twisted my own response up there and gave a double meaning to 'atrocities'. My apologies. But, by and large, the point stands insomuch as unless you're like fucking on the battlefield I don't see it as really being something bondage related since its so removed from the contact and intimacy. But perhaps its outside of my frame of reference.
My experience with 40k is just the general memes and a basic understanding of the space marines from buying a guidebook and like seven figures when I was 11, then being confused as to whether the emperor was alive or dead. So I truly can't say about the eldar.
>What are your thoughts on mamono mana and it's innate ability to make your mind more receptive to having your boundaries pushed? Do you think its possible for it to offer more steps down from where you thought your dropoff point was?
MMmm.. do I think its possible? Sure, I've learned doubting the capabilities of literally 'plot-hole gorilla glue' is folly. I also think people kinda overread the whole thing about, in what I think you're referring to, the idea that through the incubization process both the man and the monster start just gaining all the fetishes and utterly changing one another and stuff. I do think, and would personally welcome, it's capacity to allow me to try some things that I would like to try but know my innate reactions would prevent me from being able to go through with, like some fearboner stuff. But do I think it would allow a spiral staircase down into that infinite slippery slope? Probably not. Eventually when you get into those silly hypotheticals the bondage takes up more and more time and effort and energy- time and effort and energy that could be spent putting sperm and SE into your monster wife. Again, I try and stick to the canon, and the point of all this mamono and incubus stuff from the biological/physical perspective of the monster is to maximize the amount of SE they get out of their beloved husbands. As such, mamono isn't going to like, make you want to stay away from her for a hundred years in some super crazy isolation play thing, because that would actively work against what I believe its function to be. But that's up to interpretation, and is simply what I understood it to be from my readings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560710
Of course not
I'm just saying all this stuff is unnecessary when monster pussy is just that good

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560267
What manga is that? Google only says "monochrome photography".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560716
>So I truly can't say about the eldar.
Well they basically became decadent and turned to more and more drastic means until they fucked, murdered and murderfucked slaneesh into existence, a chaos god of lust, greed, excess, pain, pleasure, perfection and hedonism. So you can imagine the lengths.

> bondage takes up more and more time and effort and energy- time and effort and energy that could be spent putting sperm and SE into your monster wife. Again, I try and stick to the canon, and the point of all this mamono and incubus stuff from the biological/physical perspective of the monster is to maximize the amount of SE they get out of their beloved husbands. As such, mamono isn't going to like, make you want to stay away from her for a hundred years in some super crazy isolation play thing, because that would actively work against what I believe its function to be. But that's up to interpretation, and is simply what I understood it to be from my readings.
I see. Well that actually makes a lot of sense and I would agree.

Sure you COULD edge for 500 years, but that means your waifu isn't getting a batch of cum in her womb for 500 years, so that kind of goes against the point of monstergirls. Well I definitely see how some things will just never be, as they detract from the point far too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560716
>>16560731
I forgot to say, thanks for all the enlightening discussion anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560731
>murderfucked a chaos god of lust, greed, excess, pain, pleasure, perfection and hedonism into existence
That's one hell of a hangover the next morning. I see your point.

Yeah, at least in my own personal main headcanon, I like keeping things close to the book and working within its confines. Though I have plenty of side headcanons and respect other people having their own and have fun talking about those too, so long as they're consistent with themselves.
>>16560734
No problem! Anything to distract from doing progress notes.

[Anonymous No.]

All this talk about kinky stuff is golden material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560738
From your mention of fearboners, I'm assuming you were one of the anons excited over the mershark's teeth and skin.

Would you ask your waifu to add anything like that to herself aswell, or do you have a rule about not changing anything about her? Like would you ask her to get her teeth and nails transmuted into demon silver, allowing her to bite and scratch your soul?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560749
Oh absolutely. Oh, you have no idea. As a Demon and a rather old and powerful one at that , I imagine she has quite a bit of power with which to do some light transformation stuff. There aren't set fearboner nights intentionally so they can happen when I'm least expecting it, but when they do happen she'll lurk then jump me with some new horrifying feature like Mileena tier demon silver teeth or whispering horrors right into my brain as she sneaks up on me. The rules are, though, she cannot change her eyes, and she cannot hide my signature mark on her. Many a time I've imagined my soul suddenly being mauled and frenzied on causing me to horrifically pump her full in response.
She was wary of it at first but grew to love doing it. She's a real pent up individual usually and its a fantastic way for her to genuinely feel like she's cutting loose on a primal level. It almost always leads to excessive romantic cuddling and other saccharine things afterward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560742
>Thicc gyaru succubus in bunny outfit and fishnet stockings
Speaking of kinks, that's a good number of mine right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16560773
Then go at it like rabbits!

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>>16560771
>Mileena tier demon silver teeth
But that's not horrifying at all. Especially the latest version with the lips.
> whispering horrors right into my brain
What kind of horrors would she whisper? Like, mean things, or just eldrich things no man should know?
>she cannot hide my signature mark on her.
This is understandable and somewhat obvious
>she cannot change her eyes
How come?
> She's a real pent up individual usually and its a fantastic way for her to genuinely feel like she's cutting loose on a primal level. It almost always leads to excessive romantic cuddling and other saccharine things afterward.
Cute. I wonder how willing monsters are to do new things for their husbandos. If I were to ever sit down and solidify a waifu type character, she'd be a wight, but I also really love vampires. I wonder if she'd be down for bloodplay and fangs.

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I want a Pharaoh to let me fuck her armpit as a consolation prize for me not being husband material to her

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>>16560785
Oh, I haven't seen the most recent version. The point is though, when you're laying in bed at night and suddenly a near featureless face starts slowly crawling towards you with odd jerky movements while emanating an aura of terror then suddenly skrees and lunges at you with a face-splitting jaggerjaw of monster teeth, its gonna be alot more frightening then just seeing it statically on a character in a cheesy fighting game.
>what kind of horrors?
deep truths of the foundations what lay below, stories of bygone ages of endless torment, repetitive disturbing phrases ad infinitum in a million tiny voices at once.
>How come?
In my mind, she'd be so convincingly terrifying otherwise that my rational brain would utterly shut off or seize. Having the eyes there would, even if the rest of me were terrified to the point of shutting down, connect to some part of me that reminded me of the her that I love. They are my favorite feature of hers. Saying she has beautiful eyes is an effective way to get her to drop her fearform stuff as it just makes her swoon.

I'm sure monsters would be very, very open to trying new things, again as long as they can be assured it will lead to them getting more SE and their husband getting more satisfaction.
>Wight vampire
That's hella fancy, I'm sure that would be a great combination that one would be down for.

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>>16560798
Armpit fucking is hot until you kinda think of what it would look like, at least to me. Like, where do you put your legs? It would be silly to watch. Though probably great to try. Also, there's always grapesnake if the Pharaoh is being a snob.

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>>16560798
I wouldn't mind get told to cum for the Pharaoh. If anything it would just make me har again.

I wonder if I can surprise her by just shoving my dick in her mouth.

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>>16560807
>odd jerky movements while emanating an aura of terror then suddenly skrees and lunges at you with a face-splitting jaggerjaw of monster teeth
Yeah, jerky movements and perfect stillness always got me. So for you, fear boners are more Fear and then Boner? Not necessarily Fearboner? Unless fear specifically gets you hard.
?deep truths of the foundations what lay below, stories of bygone ages of endless torment, repetitive disturbing phrases ad infinitum in a million tiny voices at once.
Is any of it real or is the just a it chuuni?
> Having the eyes there would, even if the rest of me were terrified to the point of shutting down, connect to some part of me that reminded me of the her that I love.
That's pretty cute anon, not gonna lie.
>That's hella fancy, I'm sure that would be a great combination that one would be down for.
Well technically it's already an elf/wight hybrid. She wouldn't have any actual vampire features, she'd just turn her teeth into fangs, roleplay and be into bloodplay. It helps that if I remember correctly, blood is still a pretty good source of SE. So it would be convincing roleplay to say the least.

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>>16560819
>Fear and then boner? Not necessarily fearboner?
I imagine it gets mixed up. Sometimes its as you say, sometimes its her teasing my dick while in a horrifying form. Fear is one of the most basic if not the most basic responses of the human brain, so it makes releasing come from that much deeper a place. As for the getting hard part, Demons canonically have this neat little trick where they can instantly just make their contracted husband get hard, so that gets employed as well.
>is any of it real or is it just chuuni?
She acts all sultry and mysterious when I ask, saying 'its a mystery, isn't it, fufufu'. On one of my dom nights I got her to admit she makes 95% of it up, we had to stop because I was laughing and she was pouting so we just went more vanilla. She's a real fucking dork behind her well-crafted veneer and I adore her for it.

Hey, there you go. Biological precedence is always helpful. Even without her actually having vampire in her, I totally think that's a very easily doable fetish for Monstergirls. Excellent taste. Would you make her wear the fangs around too, or just during nights when you're gettin into it? My waifu obviously turns off all her transformations outside of the act itself and only does minor things like skin color or hair color otherwise just to mix things up day to day.

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>>16560811
It wouldn't be that awkward, one leg beside her the other between hers

>Also, there's always grapesnake if the Pharaoh is being a snob.
This is why Apophis should reign over the desert, no bullshit only love and lewdness

>>16560817
Oh right, she could just order you to cum with her voice of god, that would be enough of a prize consolation too

>I wonder if I can surprise her by just shoving my dick in her mouth.
This is how you get thrown in the crocodile girl pit

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>>16560836
>first spoiler
Oh, really? I can imagine that ability gets used quite often.
>Second
Do you write anon? Do you put your adventures to paper? I think it'd be fun to read.

>Would you make her wear the fangs around too, or just during nights when you're gettin into it?
It would be better if she could permanently turn her teeth into fangs. Fangs are cute and I'd like to lick 'em when we kiss. And it would be cute to see her try and explain her new fangs to old friends who hadn't seen her in a few millennia

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>>16560839
I feel like just ordering to cum would be kinda boring though. There need to be the whole process of telling you to undress, teasing and then masturbation, where you have to beg for release.
That would be nice.

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>>16560846
>Do you write? Do you put your adventures to paper?
If I had the time I absolutely would, though I'm certain it would be panned for being snowflakey or obviously self-inserty. I have been writing a skeleton of the local setting and things like that and would like to try some one shots but nothing saved yet. Maybe I will. I've been writing a fair amount of greentext story chains in these threads lately that some people have seemed to receive well which has made me want to try actually writing something more singular and permanent, so I think I may try.

>And it would be cute to see her try and explain her new fangs to old friends who hadn't seen her in a few millennia
That's fuckin adorable. They'd probably be weirded out at first but then totally jealous when they realize all the fun she has with them and how much you're attached to them.

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>>16560865
>snowflakey or obviously self-inserty.
I don't think so. I mean, obviously it would be, but I don't think any one would complain about you writing about your waifu. Well if you do try, goodluck.

>That's fuckin adorable. They'd probably be weirded out at first but then totally jealous when they realize all the fun she has with them and how much you're attached to them.
Thanks. Some times I wonder though, how I would connect to her peer group, if it survived into her undeath. You know, being but a mere mortal man. Is that a road bump you'd ever considered?

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Been trying to brew a corruption story involving a griffon or dragon.
Any ideas?

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>>16560883
Where a dragon/griffon is corrupted or a woman is corrupted into one?

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>>16560877
Thanks, man. I'll toss some ideas around and test the waters. It's also fun just writing for my own sake.

>How I would connect to her peer group, is that a road bump you'd ever considered?
Oh absolutely, I think it's hilarious and cute personally. Here's this wight, an ancient undead creature that has authority and power and class and graciousness, and her circle of friends, and they're all high class and all that, and then one day she introduces anon- and he's just a pleasant random shmuck. But he's a loving shmuck, and a really considerate shmuck, and he provides a unique perspective that many of them may not have considered from being used to their undead lifestyle for so long, or if they're still alive, just from living so long in general in one area.
That, or you can totally embrace it and fully allow yourself to adapt and indulge in her circumstance. That's kinda the route I took, only replace undeath with Demon Realm and all that. I utterly embraced it and opted for a quick incubization and indulged in the lifestyle, and even though I retain my humanity and have what I have from my past all of the other girls see me as a full fledged part of the society. I guess it depends on what route you wanna take.

>>16560883
What kind of corruption? How sinister are we talkin?

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>>16560883
Been having my own head canon story/characters revolving around both a Griffon and Dragon lately.

Not corruption though, I'd be pretty interested to see how someone handles that with those girls.

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>>16560904
>It's also fun just writing for my own sake.
True true. Tell me about the setting, what's your home? The geological location? It's political standing in the greater world? Your primary import/exports?

> and then one day she introduces anon- and he's just a pleasant random shmuck. But he's a loving shmuck, and a really considerate shmuck, and he provides a unique perspective that many of them may not have considered from being used to their undead lifestyle for so long, or if they're still alive, just from living so long in general in one area.
>That, or you can totally embrace it and fully allow yourself to adapt and indulge in her circumstance.
I think personally I want to do a bit of both. I'd like to talk to her peers as though they were just friends of my waifu, though I understand how unorthodox that would be of me, just a random dude. I think I'd follow down the same path as you, and better myself as soon as possible, establish myself as soon as possible in those circles of society, so I can just treat her peers like friends of my waifu, while standing on the same social "platform" I suppose you would say. After all it's her who has to deal with the fallout of me addressing what her society would consider my "betters" casually. So I guess, I'd just strive to become better. The good thing is, even if it takes me a century of training and study, I'd still be something of a rising star when you consider their long, long lifespans.

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I want to go to the oppai loli kingdom and find the griffon that's been terrorizing travlers so I can play with her fluffy ears.

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>>16560850
Of course, it wouldn't be just her snapping her fingers and you jizzing your pants
It'd be a whole ceremony with everything you described and more, she might even kiss your tip before ordering you to cum

>>16560883
What about both a Dragon and Griffon being invited to a school for a presentation of their species to the students? They could get in a heated debate because both are trying to present themselves in a better light than the other
From there you can evolve the story to involve the teacher, a student or any man really

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>>16560897
>>16560904
The later kind
I want to do stories of women turning into monsters but i'm not sure how to write it.

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>>16560924
Do they even have fluffy ears? I always thought they just had the standard pointy ears but it's hard to tell since they're covered by her hair.

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>>16560935
Well what would you like the tone of the story to be? I her turning into a monster horrifying or triumphant?

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>>16560942
Even if that oppai loli doesn't have fluffy ears, I'll just tossel her hair and massage her wings.

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>>16560916
I'm truly flattered in your interest, but I don't wanna potentially annoy people by taking up TOO much space of just my own personal headwank stuff, kek. But at least to answer those briefly, the setting is a fief of Demon Realm at the edge of the borders of the main concentration of Demon Realm stemming from the DL's capital, the home itself is a gothic style small castle surrounded by a small to moderate sized town. The land once was just fields and rolling hills long ago before becoming a Demon Realm. It's at the forefront of the DL's lands from at least one direction, and as such acts as the vanguard from alot of Order incursions as well as a staging point for campaigns for the Radical Faction (of which the Lady is of very good standing in) to go corrupt and conquer human cities. The Lady has a fair amount of clout regionally, though in the grand scheme of things probably isn't well known outside of others in the Radical Faction or those in her employ. She regularly reports to Druella though as she's (presumably from what we know) the leader of the Radicals, so she's certainly important in that regard. Primarily, we import single monstergirls with a penchant for conquest and an enjoyment of meritocracy, and we export captured humans to, in the case of women, be corrupted, or in the case of men be 'matchmade' with said single monsters. However, as a Demon Realm there's of course fair amounts of harvest of various fruits and what have you that only grow in such an area. The Lady also has various curiosities when it comes to magic, so she actively seeks to trade for or send out excursions for rare magical artifacts or such things that might reveal greater insights into the nature of magic.

>something of a rising star when you consider their long, long lifespans
I think it would be cool to slowly see an anon rise through the ranks and go from unknown to the talk of the town! Gain a lot of powerful friends that way too.

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>>16560969
I see. So in your fiefdom, your major bank comes in the form of foot traffic? Tourism, slave markets, I imagine there's a good economy for lumber, metal and craftsmen with the constant attacks coming from both the order and the radical faction soldiers stopping by to stuck up before heading out?

You may want to consider separating yourself from the canon, in case KC ever releases something like a real setting book, or a world map, wherein your fiefdom obviously wouldn't exist.

Do you have a paste bin where this stuff is available? I'm interested in this like the geography. As something of a vanguard and a bulwark, your fiefdom must be considerably well protected naturally, high mountains, deep and wide rivers. Hell, with your slave trade you could even pay the local spirits in single human boys, employ them to keep them happy, prosperous, and more importantly, enlist them into your fief's defense, so if a large order army comes, whoops. Looks like there's a new giant 50 ft wall spanning the length of your territory.

This is a fair bit of projection on my behalf, but I'm imagining a valley

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>>16559247
>>16559257
Thanks guys.

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>>16561003
Considering the nature of Monster society, there's not much a need for currency directly, though yes, the realm does trade in goods to stay well stocked both for bolstering defensive actions and arming offensive ones. One moderately sinister yet effective idea that's been utilized is intentionally releasing small bands of humans into deeper Demon Realm territories so that some of the less sociable and less mobile monstergirls can encounter them to make them their husbands. Though by and large yes, its mainly supported by trading men as potential husbands and on some degree by general living expenses and tithing in the form of required services like weapon and armorsmithing from able residents. "Slave" is such a... harsh term.
I'd be honestly shocked if KC released a real setting book or a world map, but if so then that's fine to make that distinction. I'm really just doing this stuff for me so it doesn't bother me too much.
No, no pastebin. I feel that would be a bit too conceited to put up a detailed setting info as if it's something people would care about. Most of it would be gleaned through the stories themselves should they ever be written out, no real need to get TOO specific.
There's quite a fair bit of patrols and a system of watches and scouts to keep the rest of the fief alerted at the first sign of anything substantial coming our way. There is a very large river though running as a general border between where the Demon Realm ends and normal lands begin. Or it WAS used as a border for that, but we've since pushed out quite a long ways so that it's now firmly within our territory.
I'm really taken aback and flattered, but I'm gonna get some rest now. You've definitely inspired me to want to write about this more and see if I can come up with at least some short things just for the fun of it. Maybe other Demon fans will like it, who knows.

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So how do you woo feral Monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

Gyaru Kikimoras whose desire to rebel and be independent conflicts with their desire to please their master.
They compromise by not wearing any underwear and calling you boss.

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>>16561052
That all sounds very interesting, and I'm a sucker for world info like that. I personally would read a paste full of setting info and short stories, but maybe I'm just autistic like that.

Anyway, Night anon. And if you ever do decided to open up a word document and put some of it down, good luck to you.

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>>16561066
Flirt and dick.

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Not much in the way of new art today, there is this lewd Cheshire though.
https://nisokkusuuu.tumblr.com/post/157095765383/a-monster-girl-i-have-been-working-on-cheshire

The nose might be too tumblry for some but that look of happiness on her face while getting pounded is adorable enough for me to overlook it personally.

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>>16561091
That lava golem is pretty cute too.

On another note, I just fapped again to the cupid's profile art and I don't even like her that much. This was the fifth time.

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Get out, nerds. MGE is normie clay now

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>>16561111
Finally.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the proper way to celebrate your dragon daughter's first firebreath?
How do you handle your wife crying tears of joy?

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>>16561111
The dude reminds me of those tohou pics where they turn into fist of the north star characters for dramatic effect

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>>16561111

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>>16561103
I hope cupid gets some art on valentines day.
>>16561111
>now
If you search for art often enough on some sites you come across this kind of stuff quite often, Weresheep is the most popular cosplay choice by far but you occasionally see some Kobold and Minotaur.

A buff black dude doing MGE cosplay is a first though, actually got a laugh out of me.

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>>16561111
Mirin, no homo

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>>16561128
I sure hope she doesn't start bullying Sheep Girls to obtain butterflies for the Dragonfly friend.

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>>16561128
You have her cook some food with it and gobble it down. You can also have her light some candles.

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>>16561140
Found the alp

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>>16561137
That black haired cupid with blue and white clothes though. Way better than the original.
If only I knew how to draw.

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>>16561128
>dragon daughter's first firebreath
That sounds like the cutest thing ever, what kind of dragon is your daughteru?

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>>16561154
Fucking right? See? I told you there was just somethin about her.

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>>16561143
You basically make her your portable lighter and reward her whenever she does well?

>>16561155
I'm a big fan of dragon subspecies, but I gotta admit whenever I think of a cozy family life with one I can only see myself with a vanilla Dragon

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>>16561162
There is indeed something about her. Is it the color ? Her clothes? Her hat? Her body? Everything?
I need to study her body some more.

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>>16561154
I love the normal design too but that one is real nice yeah.

Makes me want to see a blonde one dressed in similar colours.

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>>16561166
Oh anon, once she starts she's only stopping when she runds out of fire. It's a lighter that you can't control.
Make sure to giv her some non-dangerous stuff to burn.

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>>16561154
What cupid? link?

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>>16561173
The dick is excited. I don't like pink that much, but doesn't change the fact that she's beautiful.

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>>16561175
The one posted here >>16560203

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>>16561111
Source? And why? Please refrain

Fuck MGE is literally my last normalfag-free hobby. I can't lose this. Haven't they taken enough? How many more sacrifices do normalfags need before they let my hobbies be?

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>>16561179
Boy just look at her. Dear god my dick

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>>16561181
The last would be your soul.

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>>16560944
Leaning more towards starting on horrifying

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>>16561173
I want a heavily muscled Cupid with a dragon slayer's greatbow style bow she uses for dragons, ushis, and dire types.

I want to show off my dodge skills and tell her she doesn't need to hit me for me to love her

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>>16561181
Eh you're making too big a deal out of things, very few people are 100% normal, especially the kind of people that go do cons and cosplay.

A lot of those types like some really weird porn, MGE has had a small following with a handful of that crowd since it's been translated into english.

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>>16561207
Well I think the next question you need to ask is what kind of woman it happens to?

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>>16561215
>few people are 100% normal, especially the kind of people that go do cons and cosplay
Why on Earth should we want that kind of ilk around? Just look how that turned out for EMG. Now Okayado wants to do a Monster Boy spinoff for the western fans and add a monster boy to darlings harem.

I would gladly commit a blood sacrifice to keep these kind of people out of MGE. We have enough autism as it is, we don't need more, especially that kind.

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>>16561174
I'd carry her like a flamethrower and scare off all her spider friends

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>>16561166
>vanilla Dragon
Gotcha, here's a quick one.

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>>16561137
>If you search for art often enough on some sites you come across this kind of stuff quite often, Weresheep is the most popular cosplay choice by far but you occasionally see some Kobold and Minotaur.
Kek
Links? What sites?

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>>16560656
I like the idea of it, and I wouldn't mind doing it in MGE.
IRL though? Not a chance. I've done some self-bondage and tried to fantasize what an Arachnae would do to me, but having to communicate and get intimate with 3DPD for this fetish is a scary thought for me, even if you just hired them.

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>>16561261
Aww, she's embarrassed about her fire burp.

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>>16561261
Oh fuck surprise heart burn

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>>16561265
>even if you just hired them.
It's the only thing 3dpd willtake seriously, desu

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>>16561260
She would definitely show off to her friends. It's just in the dragon blood know.
Wait until she learns some cool flying tricks. She won't stop even if she gets hurt, though her mother would probably go crazy.

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>>16561210
>cupids, greatbows and dodge skills
This reminds me of a daydream I had when thinking of what games shows would be like in MGC.

Imagine a set up like the two archers in anor londo from dark souls 1, two cupid sisters with great bows at the end of a narrow bridge. The bridge is positioned above various pits, some containing desirable individuals such as sphinx, kikimora and yeti, others where you may or may not like them depending on your tastes like ushi-oni, mucus toad or a group of devil bugs while other pits may contain girls that are outright detestable such as the siths or parasite slime.

If you get to the end of the bridge and disarm the cupid sisters you get to mating press and impregnate them, if you get hit by a single arrow however chances are you will fall into one of the pits and fall in love with the girl contained in it without fail. Would you take that challenge? Keep in mind you wouldn't be able to rig which pit you fall into if there was a girl in it you liked, all of them are covered with trap doors to keep you from knowing the contents.

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>>16561261
Way too cute, she needs a hug ASAP

Thanks man, you've made a lot of Dragon lovers very happy today

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>>16561261
If there is one thing that Ms. Kobayashi's Maid Dragon has taught me, it is that dragon daughterus are a miracle of the universe.

Dear God.

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>>16561276
>such as the siths
Nothing is worth this risk

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>>16561263
http://bubblesofrinia.tumblr.com/post/156510142432/i-forgot-i-didnt-post-my-doggo-photos-my-nurse

http://myungsoo-umma.tumblr.com/post/155769371977/working-on-my-little-monster-girl-weresheep

There's a ton of them on deviantart too if you search "#monster girl encyclopedia" and scroll long enough. I'd advise not to dig through the garbage though.

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>>16561295
Meh. Make her a wyvern with a longer tail and she's good.

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>>16561298
Only 1-2 out of 10+ pits would contain them but I understand the desire not to end up with one.

It's like Russian roulette with monster girls unless you're confident in your dodging ability.

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>>16561275
I'd buy a small plane just to fly with her

Dragon daughters have way too many firsts too celebrate
>First steps
>Words
>Firebreath
>Flight
>Transformation
>Start of their hoard
Any others?

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>>16561295
Perfect grill, I also have some pics of her
Who is she anyway? Some character or OC?

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>>16561276
>Siths
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE
I'd only do that if they'd undergone enough changes via potions to the point that they, and their daughters, were basically shortstack werecats

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>>16561311
m8 that's a 1 in 10 chance of castrating yourself

[Anonymous No.]

so,what happened to the anon that was gonna impregnate a titan ushi oni with decatuplets?

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>>16561338
He probably fought the power.

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>>16561328
This guy's OC.
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=67520

He has other OCs who he's drawn getting raped, gangbanged and fucked by tentacles but as the translation of >>16561295 mentions, she's a virgin and he's never drawn her getting violated.
>>16561334
>>16561335
Have to keep things interesting for the monster girl audience after all, it's prime time entertainment. Although for discussion sake, replace the Siths with Beelzebub and Akaname.

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>>16561225
Hard to say, usually the best thing is to corrupted a bitch human in to a sweet monster. but corrupting paladins is a lttle too cliche

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>>16561342
And lost

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if parasite slime has an evolution where it basically kills and becomes the woman it parasites, like some human/slime hybrid, who is that slime teminator from the second movie I think?

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>>16561349
Maybe he drilled so deep into her that her vagina defended itself with anti-spirals.

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>>16561352
I always imagined Parasite Slimes turning into those Spider-Man symbiotes.

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>>16561261
Cute.

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>>16561345
I wouldn't mind those two that much.

I'd an anakane and even a Beelzebub, although I'll pray that MammyBammy makes her tolerate a clean home.


I'd risk that run

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>>16561357
>We are waifu!

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>>16561357
I mean more along the lines of kills, dissolves and uses that information to become the woman just with slime powers if she so chooses.

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>>16561319
I have fear of highs, but I would ask my waifu to carry me into the skyes so we could fly together. It would be a pretty nice feeling.

Also, depending on the dragon you cpuld have things like battle and servants, but I think it mostly stays at what you've mentioned.

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>>16561346
Maybe someone rich? Their lust for gold slowly turns them into a dragon?

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>>16561376
I know what you mean but I ignore it because killing is bad.

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>>16560883
How about a woman taking a potion that a dark mage was messing with that turns her into a griffon?
Or a woman that becomes a succubus to regain her youth

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>>16561379
So an MGE take on fafnir?

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>>16561379
That sounds good.
I think I've got my story, if i can make it work I'll post it.

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>>16560883
Griffon decided to take and protect the girls crush for some reason. Girl can't stand never being able so stay with him again and decides to fight the griffon.
After many losses she decides to make a deal with a bored dragon. She gets to drink the dragon's blood and turn into one so she can get her boy back while the dragon stays with the rest of the griffon's hoard.

What do you guys think?

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>>16561381
>Once the slime enters the host’s body it causes her to go mad with lust. When it gets into her throat, stomach, womb, etc., it melts into the host’s body from there and fuses with her.
>all of the host’s organs are remade
>With the host’s mind clouded, she will finally end up entrusting her body to the slime in pursuit of more pleasure. And then the slime’s monstrous desire to seek and love men will meld into and mix with the host’s mind, such that they are interchangeable, and a new monster called a “slime carrier” will be born

You know, re-reading the profile, it actually isn't too different from what I'm saying. It's just that at no point does the host biologically die.

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>>16561393
I wonder how much money one could be paid to. Work as a herald that goes to 'evil' monster girls and informs them that they're doing illegal acts

[Anonymous No.]

would your MG wife make up excuses to keep you in bed with her?

>vampfu sleeps on top of you
>you cant move up next morning
>ask her gently if she can release you to go brush your teeth
>she says the sun rays peeking trough the windows makes her severely weak and you both will have to stay like this for some more hours
>innerchuckle.jpg

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>>16561393
Yeah basically. I think it'd be interesting. You can explain it by there being a diamond with Demonic Energy in her "hoard".
>>16561401
That actually sounds good too.
>>16561397
I look forward to it.

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>>16561215
>A lot of those types like some really weird porn
BDSM cultists, /d/fags etc tend to be otherwise massive normalfags.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone here play dragons crown?
I would like a red dragon girl.

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>>16561422
I can see it happening during winter.

>Try to get up
>"Anon, I'll freeze to death. Did you forget that I'm cold blooded?"
>Aren' dragons hot bl-
>"No."
>But you can breathe fire t-
>"Soooo cold~"

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>>16561181
Any hobby is guaranteed to have at least a few normalfags who have taken it up. I'm certain you can find at least a couple of posters in this thread who have a 3DPD SO. No hobby you're in is going to be obscure enough that a normalfag who would like it hasn't found it, MGE is no exception.
The only thing we can do is ensure that they don't bring their normalfag-isms into the threads.

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>>16561439

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>>16561436
>Fight the red tragon in order to get the gold and talisman
>Too strong so you decide to retreat
>stone bridge collapses sending both you and the dragon to the depths of the old ruins
>wake up to kind injured and annoyed red dragon girl

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>>16561447
I bet I could give her with a kotatsu to disable her, but chances are she'll resist at the beginning and pull me under there.
That would be the end of our story.

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>>16561422
She would probably chastise me about 'messing up' our schedule if I were to get up early, since she always allocates a minimum of 15 minutes for morning cuddles each day. To break that would incur some serious guilt tripping and possible punishment later.

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>>16561436
>Wanting red dragon when the blue anceint dragon exists.

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>>16561452
Make sure you take a photo of her drooling face too!

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>>16561458
I don't think I would be able to move, not until summer at least.

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>>16561474
what would a dragon do for 3 months on the bed with husbando?

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>>16561474
I was actually thinking about getting my daughteru to do it, but she would get sucked in too.
It's impossible.

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>>16561481
Crossword puzzles.

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>>16561481
Cuddle and sleep mostly ,he would get really close to nuzzle too.

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>>16561422
Why would she need an excuse? She can just say "stay". Though it's not like I'd have much of a choice, nothing escapes her iron grasp.

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>>16561486
Sudokus with dragon wife

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>>16561496
of course they can just use force,maybe they find using cunning every once in a while fun

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>>16561508
Battle to get out of the bed? Sounds like a nice exercise before starting the day.
Though I swear to god if I managed to get out and she looked back at me saying "Do you really hate sleeping with me that much?" I would nuzzle her smug face and cuddle that sweet dragon all day.

It's impossible to win.

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>>16561524
if she said that i would instantly hop back and become her daki

you cant really win,maybe if i make her submit via tickling,let me get up or i will tickle her until she wets the sheets

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>>16561422

She wouldn't really have one. I wouldn't be able to, nor want to, escape from all that hair anyway and even if I did manage it I likely wouldn't stay free for too long.

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>>16561541
>Wet the sheets
Uuhhhh that's not olay and she would probably die of embarrassment.

One way to win against mine is if I tickle her enough that she burns the whole room down or annoying her and running away. Now that I think about it, I could actually win against my waifu.

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>By sipping the host’s spirit energy during the training, the slimes grow so enormous that they can serve as mounts.
This is kind of cool actually

>Walking along in the meadows, minding your own business when a you hear a galloping of hooves
>Turn around, startled, only to see a knight with a winged helm upon a huge pink horse charging at you, both clad in plate armor, though the armor seems to almost sink into the horse at times
>You get a split second to take in the metal clad warrior before your brain tells you to run, it's upraised sword giving you all the information you need.
>You turn and sprint through the long grass, bolting for the woods where it would be harder for the horse to follow
>But alas, the charging animal is far swifter than you, and as its shadow looms over you, you barely get the time to look back before the blade swings down, biting deep into your flesh, making you stumble in agony as the horse charges past
>You cry out in pain as you stumble and fall to the ground reaching a tentative hand back, to feel your torn shirt, and bafflingly un-marred skin.
>You touch the lack of a wound and shiver.
>It was hard to tell with the knight running you down, but the blazing burst of sensation wasn't pain, but pleasure.
>The pink horse trots up to you and the knight dismounts, breathing heavily behind its helm.
>You see now, the horse was made up entirely of slime and as the knight's boots touch the ground, it leaves a hand on the horse
>Your jaw drops as it sucks the whole horse into its hand, armor and all, it's metal plates turning into the same goo as the rest of it.
>The knight itself then seems to melt, in very selective parts
>The helm melts first, going from a full helm to something more of a winged visor, revealing a very feminine pair of lips, a delicate and pretty jaw line and nothing else asides from a full head of silver hair which flows down her armor, first as goo, then solidifying into proper hair
>Then the breastplate melts, into the plackart, into the fauld, and into the tasset, leaving the woman's - and you can definitely tell it's a woman's - torso and hips completely bare
>Armored from fingertip to shoulder, toe to upper thigh, and utterly bare otherwise, leaves a very distinct impression on you
>And a very distinct bulge in your pants
>Her breasts are large and perky, the cute pink nipples pointing forward and slightly upward
>Below her breasts is a flat belly and slim waist. Flat, if you ignored the abs lining it
>Her pussy is bare, devoid of hair, and her hips are enticingly wide
>All things, on a long checklist that would make you a very happy man, if not for the sword still in her hands
>Wordlessly she swings at your lower body and you cry out again at the blazing sensation coursing through your mind, barely registering your pants basically falling of you in scraps
>You freeze utterly though, as you feel the tip of her sword press against your hardening cock
>Her lips cur into a smile as she maneuvers her blade so that your length rests along the flat of her sword, growing larger and thicker by the moment, just by contact to the weapon, contact that feels like sparks arcing from the metal to your flesh.
>She takes her sword away and it melts back into her, as she steps over you, and turns around, your vision very quickly blocked by her large rear
>You don't even get to voice your short-lived protest as she muffles it before the first word forms, with her big ass.
>With your world quickly limited to only your sense of smell, taste and touch, you note that she smells and tastes vaguely of strawberries, which makes sense as you'd deduced by now that this woman is clearly some form of slime, parasite perhaps, by her looks
>The second thing you note, relates to the latte sense. And that is just how soaking wet she is
>Though, again, slime. Not the most unusual thin.
>These musings vanish as a more pertinent sensation steals your mind away
>Which is an issue since without your sense of sight, your mind is the only tool you can use to piece together the sensations as they course through your body
>The sensation of her soft lips wrapping around the head of your cock in a kiss before descending down to the base, the metal beak of her visor pressing coldly against your testicles
>And then, things that no longer make sense.
>You feel something akin to a tounge wrap around the length of your shaft, but it's nubbed, then ribbed, then, hollow?
>An array of textures bewilder as much as they stimulate your mind, the slime working its lewd repertoire to stroke and milk your cock with utterly alien sensations
>A tight ring presses against the tip of your cock, rolling down the length with a near crushing grip until it settles at the base like a cockring, trapping the blood in your pulsing shaft until you feel yourself growing harder and thicker than ever before, feeling like you're about to burst

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>>16561572
Hey its her fault for not letting me get up!

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>>16561422
She would get pouty and I couldn't get out of bed even if I wanted to.

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>>16561608
>that facesitting
Oooh baby.

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>>16561608
That pout on her face in the back is adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

Also, new wife commission has finished!
help, my ideas keep getting more and more lewd

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>>16561589
C'mon anon you should know when to stop. I seripusly hope you don't have a daughteru or else your waifu might never be the same again.

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>>16561422
Probably by wrapping herself around my arm or my whole torso if she's insistent enough, she'd squeeze me tight with both her arms and legs and even though I'm bigger and stronger than her I'd be powerless to resist. She'd most definitely give me a near-painful dose of puppy-dog eyes and slow, lazy tail wagging too. Heaven help me if she gets our daughteru to mimic her and grab on to my other side, then I'd never be able to be the responsible househusband who gets his wife up for work and his daughteru up for school.

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>>16561627
>help, my ideas keep getting more and more lewd
Help? Why do you need help? Making her more lewd is perfect!
Now you just need full on lewds.

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>>16561627
It's okay. Means at least your dick is healthy.

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>>16561581
Poor forgotten slime carrier indeed has many possibilities. Albeit I tend to think when they serve as "mounts" it is mostly as basically a mass of slime that can carry you around. It'd probably take a lot of time and effort for a parasite slime to figure out how to form itself into a horse shape stable enough to run.

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>>16561627
>spoiler
It's bound to happen sooner or later Gazer-anon. Don't feel obligated to share the lewd ones if it makes you uncomfortable though, there's no shame in that.

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>>16561665
>there's no shame in that.
>there's no shame in denying content to hundreds of thousands of people
>there's no shame in making an artist work on something he can't pad his commission portfolio with
>there's no shame in adding a 50% increase to a commission cost
>there's no shame in doing all of this for the "purity" of a fictional pornographic cartoon character

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>>16561696
>>there's no shame in doing all of this for the "purity" of a fictional pornographic cartoon character

All of those are understandable apart from this one. Purity of waifus must be protected.

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>>16561696
It's his waifu. Most waifufags don't even share commissioned art of their waifu regardless if it's lewd or not.

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>>16561696
I wasn't aware that we were entitled to things someone else had paid for.

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>>16561608
>your waifu will never sit on your face in the morning

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>>16561295
This isn't a real Dragon. Imposter.

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>>16561581
>But her oral assault is relentless, milking and twisting and rolling and squeezing up and down the length of your shaft
>The woman-slime begins to roll her hips on your face in tandem with her oral ministrations, rocking and grinding her wet pussy on your lips and nose
>Tentatively, you open your mouth, and stick your tongue out, catching her clit as it rubs past
>The woman freezes, and her 'throat' tightens around your cock in a way that makes a small shiver of climax run through you, though nothing with enough force to breach the ring about the base of your cock
>You shudder, but press the very clear advantage you have over the slime, reaching up to sink two hands into her large rump and thrusting your tongue into her folds
>At least these hold a familiar and feminine texture, simple soft, wet and warm folds of sensitive womanhood
>You being eating her out, letting your tongue roam about her insides, making a mental map of what areas make her tense and tighten
>She likes it when you press your tongue forward and down, judging by the way she rolls her hips the bring your tongue deeper in that area
>Just as you're about to cum, the slime-woman seems to have reached her threshold of patience, and your cock is overwhelmed with a lonesom feeling of absence, as the ring of pressure vanishes from the base of your shaft, and the lips come free of the head
>Erect and alone, your malehood throbs and twitches in the open and now oh so cold air
>She rises, and re-positions herself, putting her gauntlet-clad hands on your knees and giving you a magnificent view as she lowers her sopping lips to the head of your cock and then thrusts down, enveloping you to the hilt in one single needy motion
>Brought so close to the edge, this final embrace is all it takes to spurt your load, deep inside of her.
>Teased to the brink, and then thrown bodily off it, your orgasm is unnaturally large and long, pumping load after load of hot cum into her womb
>She takes her hands off your knees, and lies back across you, taking your hands in hers and guiding them to her large, knead-able breasts, a descriptor you readily fulfill, groping a handful and squeezing as you thrust deeper into her and shoot your final load.
>You sigh in release, prematurely as the tight ring pressing into the tip of your cock would lead you to believe. You didn't even get the chance to begin to go limp
>You groan as her insides ripple and move, the blasted ring making its way down one more and the rest of her soft walls moving to stroke you, as if to deny any flagging
>Sure enough, you grow harder yet, and she begins to ride you, lifting her hips up and down in small but insistent thrusts
>You lie idle a moment, before figuring out her rhythm and thrusting up towards that spot you identified
>You strike the nail on the head, with your head, as it were, and you're rewarded with the first noise you'd heard out of the stoic warrior.
>A sweet, feminine cry, that falters and melts into a long, horny moan
>Her grip on your hands tightens, and she forces your fingers deep into her pliant breasts, as if reminding your hands of their duty
>You squeeze and roll and knead her sensitive and bountiful orbs as you thrust into the crushingly tight depths of the slime woman, abandoning the question of "should a slime even be this tight?" as soon as it forms.
>Each flesh-smacking thrust down is met with a littany of light moans, jagged breathing and choked cries.
>You don't get overlong to focus solely on molesting her chest and listening to her sweet melody however, as she pushes one of your hands down her body, across the twitching and clenching mass of her abs, and down to her sopping entrance, where your cock pistons in and out the leaking entrance, thrusting in only two thirds the way before her fat ass smacks into your pelvis with bone-shaking force
>She manipulates your fingers almost like they were her own, and she rubs as the cute button-like nub of her clit
>Her vicelike insides rush to a milking crescendo, twisting and turning and striking in so many conflicting ways, that the feeling of your cock being wrung feels so convoluted it melts your mind into a sea of pleasure
>She slaps her hips down hard and cums, crying out once more
>You join her in a painful orgasm,forbidden your most primal duty by the ring around the base of your cock
>Instead, your muscles clench and contract, going through the motions while your balls churn almost painfully
>It isn't until the aftershocks subside that she begins to move again, and it isn't until your own disappointing climax has run its course that the ring vanishes
>She sits up and twists on your cock, even as the same stroking motions begin again, preserving your diamond-like solidness for another round
>And that other round is fast approaching, as she finishes positioning herself astride you, and starts to shake her hips

[Anonymous No.]

Would a Lich like Star Wars ?

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>>16561696
>>there's no shame in denying content to hundreds of thousands of people
They aren't entitled to anything.
>>there's no shame in making an artist work on something he can't pad his commission portfolio with
Most artists I've worked with charge an extra fee for keeping your commission private.
>>there's no shame in adding a 50% increase to a commission cost
I wouldn't mind paying that at all if I had something I wanted to be private, this point and the one above are kind of contradictory.
>>there's no shame in doing all of this for the "purity" of a fictional pornographic cartoon character
That's just silly, waifus aren't just any fictional character.

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>>16561737
Liches are nerds!

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>>16561737
If she has shit taste, maybe.

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>>16561737
>The various ghosts in a liches lab find out about her liking star wars
>the phantom now makes all the ghosts blue and they all repeatedly tease the lich about "using the force" when she's having sex.

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>>16561748
>>16561760
Don't bully the nerds, they're very sensitive!

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>>16561775
That's a very cute nerd! Ganna ask her out on a date!

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>>16559732
there'd be MG-led rap objectifying men, instead
just replace any reference to female genitalia with male, etc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sRQ9q4hzv4&list=PL_rR2s4GqBlZisb9D65sfOsd0ahQhBiWY
that'd be pretty dope actually

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to give the local Dragon your gold and valuables.

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>>16561781
Are you sure about that? She's very unsure of herself and awkward, especially in bed

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>>16561774
>Lich tries to run away from the monsters bullying her
>finds peace with the various monster zombies
>Until the zombie raiju starts telling her to let the hate flow
>and the zombie grizzly makes wookie noises

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>>16561795
My gold is mine! she can piss off.
I've got turtles to flip.

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>>16561805
>zombie raiju starts telling her to let the hate flow
When does she scream UNLIMITED POOOOOOWER?

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>>16561802
That's what makes her cute. Nerds are for soft loving in bed. Lots of neck kissing, eye contact and lewd whispering. But very gently.

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>>16561812
Really? You aren't even going to show appreciation to the Overlords?

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>>16561775
I don't bully her for being a nerd, I just say she has shit taste.

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>>16561825
Till the day I'm born till the day I die, the only side im on is my own
I serve no one! and especially not some lizard who's greed is bigger than her tits

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>>16561735
>Her long silver hair falls about you like a curtain, and you look up into her face, her mouth open and her tongue hanging out in the most pure picture of wanton lust you could conceive
>Yet you can't see anything else above that, hidden under her metal visor.
>It's conflicting to say the least. Part of you wants to know she's looking at you, part of you doesn't care
>You grimace as she starts to milk your by-now oversensitive cock, and as if she wasn't happy with the expression on your face, she lowered herself to dissolve it into a lewd, open kiss.
>You're lifted up as her strong arms wrap around you, cool but comforting in their metal embrace, and you wrap your arms about her in return
>You slip into her rhythm again, making little upwards thrusts into her tightening, twisting twat
>The taste of strawberries only intensifies as she starts to moan into your mouth, her tongue ensnaring yours - in a more understandable form now - and sucking it into her own mouth
>Your press tightly against her soft, almost pillow-like lips and fight to explore her mouth, as if claiming untrod territory, while ramming the tip of your cock up against the entrance to her womb
>Another climax comes, bearing upon its shoulders the weighty vengeance of its denied brother
>You hug her to you tightly, her breasts pressed flat against your chest, and roll the scantily armor-clad slime-woman onto her back, where her legs cross about your hips as if it were the most natural response possible
>You take over thrusting, take over the kiss, take over the embrace even, as the woman melts under you in the wake of another orgasm, utterly inwilling to let her deny you this climax
>Your balls smack wetly against her butt as you piston into her depths a few more times before slamming in to the hilt and cumming, unimpeded this time, smearing her babymaker in the purest shade of white yet, coating then filling her belly with seed until it's fit to burst
>She tightens in response, not enough to deny your backed up loads of cum, but more than tight enough to keep it all inside her
>Your lips part from hers with a wet strand of saliva joining them for a fraction of a moment, and you fall back onto your haunches as her legs spread almost tiredly, allowing you to pull out, and stroke another weak spurt out onto her belly.
>She sits up, and rubs her stomach sightly, smiling, before leaning forward for a quick kiss, and rising.
>Before your eyes, she melts into a blob of pink before reforming in the form of the mounted warrior who ran you down, fully armored and all, though you see a bit of seed leaking between her plates of amour.
>You stand yourself, considering how to stealthily get home now that your pants exist as tatters in the dirt, and waiting for the knight to leave
>But she remains, still, as if thinking. After a long silence, she turns to you, and holds out her hand

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>>16561832
That's disrespectful anon. Sad. Really sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16561635
Oh yeah sure, wetting the bed once is really gonna traumatize her right?

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>>16561795
I accidentally became the local dragon overlord's most precious treasure and now the only thing she accepts from me is love.

Sounds like a light novel title.

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>>16561840
Dont worry, its just me
I have a distaste for monsters that want me to be their plaything
others may like lit (some a bit too much IMO) but I'im more will willing to shout at a dragon then giver her money

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>>16561836
But i trough slimes couldn't be impregnated?

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>>16561846
What are you guys even talking about? Wetting the bed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16561861
I bet in KC land instead of just separating, slimes appear pregnant when dividing and they come out imbetween the legs

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>>16561864
>Waifu wouldnt get off me
>treaten to tickle her if she doesnt
>tickle her nonstop
>that happens

whats so wrong about this? she asked for it

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>>16561861
She's just rubbing her belly anon, because it's warm now.

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>>16561846
It's going to be humiliating for sure. Depending on her species she might be ruined for life.

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>>16561627
>a monster that lives to fuck
Well that isn't a surprise.

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>>16561855
>he's not a slut for being owned by an MG and become her chew toy

Anon are you gay or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never have to convince your pregnant dragon wife that sleeping on gold is not good for the baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16561870
Um. Ok? Sure but you're going to have to clean those sheets.

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>>16561846
Considering that the main thread consensus is that monstergirls rarely need to use the bathroom if at all, then yeah she'd probably be pretty torn up about it.

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>>16561878
No. I like monsters that would see me as an equal, like salamanders or even just a regular succubus. Being a pet, familiar, servant or househusband does nothing for me.

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>>16561884
Ha. I forgot that mamono mana did that.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet Miia would burn the chocolate or something.
I would still eat it. Happy valentine's day everyone, i hope something nice happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>16561261
Hnnng

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>>16561814
When the lich ties her to a generator for her experiments

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>>16561880
>Dragon
>Wife

Anon, do I really deserve that kind of honor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16561305
>A Wyvern loli will never smother your face with her plump bottom

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>>16561892
>Being a pet, familiar, servant or househusband does nothing for me.

Don't worry anon. It's ok to like what you like. It's a bit gay, but that's ok!

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>>16561627
>help, my ideas keep getting more and more lewd
Lactating Gazer when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16561904
That's for the dragons to decide.

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>>16561892
Next you'll be saying you don't like the onee san monsters.

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>Go to bed
>Try to sleep
>Brain decides to 'av a gigol and prevent me from falling asleep until I decide to check the time to find it day already out the window
>tfw no mamono mana to fix this
>tfw no waifu to fix this
>tfw no waifu daki to attempt fix this

[Anonymous No.]

>>16561914
The Gods' Judgement!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16561892
You can be a househusband and still be equals anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16561925
Oh god it's you again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16561923
Just get a daki, they're nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>16561923
Becoming a big girls daki could fix that. But y'know. Monstergirl aren't real.

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>>16561910
I don't see how disliking that is gay but whatever.
>>16561917
I despise the term. I hate it with all kinds of passion alone with some of the the other terms and words in this thread
>>16561928
True, but that way of like is not for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16561933
>Want to imagine my waifu using me as a daki
>Don't want to be the big spoon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16561944
I was understanding at first, anon. But now it's just obvious you're a homosexual. I'm sorry for you.

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>>16561923
>do lots of drugs years ago
>fuck up my ability to sleep properly
>no weresheep waifu to cuddle up to under wool blanket
>no mamono mana to help me get a good night's sleep
>every day is a sleep deprived waifu-less bore
I know I deserve this but it'd still be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16561911
I'm not averse to the idea but I'm not super big into lactation personally.
Maybe under the right circumstances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16561947
Just get some bits to it, Wockfag it's getting wings on his for wing hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16561932
Hi anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16561958
>Wockfag it's getting wings on his for wing hugs

Wockfag can afford that. I just want big meaty paws to hold me while she spoons me. Is this too much to ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16561956
>>do lots of drugs years ago
>can't say "i shouldn't have been such an idiot back then" because this is from birth
Dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

Is pegging an allowable fetish in /mgt/? I don't ever see people mention it here so I just want to make sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16561990
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>16561995
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16561990
It's not acceptable here. But if you want to keep that in your head, it's fine by me.

Then again, it's definitely better than daughteru fucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16561990
I don't see a problem with it/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16561990
No, that's gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16561990
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562000
Not him, but what if you want to get pegged by your daughteru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562006
That's a double no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562003
It's not a real dick, it can't be gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562000
>it's definitely better than daughteru fucking
I'm not into it, but if she's the one who starts first, I don't see the problem. For a couple of species is normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562011
There's no real difference between taking a pretend dick on a girl and a real one on a girl. and if you consider futa to be gay then you're outa luck.

[Anonymous No.]

SmugTewi.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562011
Irrelevant, a plastic cock still goes up your ass, its mega gay and pretending it isn't is even gayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562000
>Then again, it's definitely better than daughteru fucking.
Please don't kink shame dhampirs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16561990
Personally, it's one of my fetishes and I have a couple neat, fetish-y scenarios in my head surrounding it. That being said, it's one of the few fetishes I have that I don't mention here because people are iffy about it at best and I don't want to look like more of a degenerate than I already do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562000
>hating daughteru dicking
>being a literal unironic boipussy faggot
Seems about right

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562013
>I'm not into it, but if she's the one who starts first, I don't see the problem

You obviously are into it. Its annoying seeing daughteru fucking welcomed with open arms while pegging/NTR or any fetish like that is told to fuck off. I'm not saying those fetishes aren't shit.

>inb4 it's natural in MGE

Cu Sith are also a thing in MGE. But do you see those welcomed with open arms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562022
There kind of is though, if it's your waifu then it's not gay. Futa has nothing to do with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562046
Maybe some anons like their waifu who has tentacles to do things. But it shouldn't be talked about here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16561990
>Pegging
Even in the hypothetical scenario that people here liked it, it'd be a godawful gateway for other awful fetishes. See what this discussion is going to or already is developing into. So no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562046
What if your waifu is a futa? Check mate athiest

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562040
>pegging/NTR
Those two aren't even in the same category anon, I'm disappointed in you. NTR is a hard no in MGE canon though, it will never be ok here.

[Anonymous No.]

What if they use their fingers to stimulate your prostate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562059
Guys can't be waifus though, never celebrate victory too soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562060
Still, my point stands. Daughteru fucking is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562040
No, I'm not into it, and the fact that you're comparing pegging and motherfucking NTR with it only makes it worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562064
What if its a waifu(male)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562067
You did say you'd fuck your daughteru? That's being into it. If you weren't you'd say "I wouldn't fuck my daughteru".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562071
That's a biological impossibility anon, either it's a waifu or a husbando. Husbandos have dicks, waifus do not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562064
>guy
I dunno anon, something about blatantly ignoring the presence of pussy and tits seems pretty gey.

[Anonymous No.]

If pegging is no, what about wearing a butt plug while your waifu femdoms you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562079
>You did say you'd fuck your daughteru?
But I didn't? I said I don't see the problem with it if some people like it, as long as is the daughteru the one who wants it first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562087
>>>/lgbt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562087
How is that any different from pegging?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562083
Thinking 'it' would have both kinds just makes you an even bigger faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562087
Like it was said before. Let's just keep this kind of stuff in our heads, alright? I have fetishes I think about that I wouldn't tell the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562087
Sure, I'd be down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562095
>I'm more gay for thinking it has a pussy
Oh okay anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562087
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562088
Oh sorry anon. I misread your post. I though you were talking about you're daughteru coming onto you.

But still, it's wrong either way. Daughteru should be taught what's acceptable and what's not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562000
>being a bitchboy and a literal faggot is better than daughterudicking
What did that guy say previously in the thread again, that we need to stop normalfag from pushing their shit into the thread?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sorry for causing a ruckus, thread. Now that I have my answer I'll go away again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562040
>comparing daughteru dicking to NTR and pegging
Cry some more, literal cuck sissy fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562105
>"OH YOU DISLIKE DAUGHTERU FUCKING? HAHA NORMALFAG"

If you actually read my posts you'd see that I still don't condone it.

Pegging is trashy shit and so is daughteru fucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562105
Nothing wrong with being a bitchboy for old, powerful monstergirls though

>>16562113
Meh, it's okay as long as you (and others) understand after the first time you ask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562119
>Meh
You forgot the "literal faggot" part, probably because you are one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562124
Why are you mixing my two replies? Obviously pegging is not okay, but people wanting to be a boytoy/"bitchboy" for a monstergirls have always been here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562040
>comparing fucking a cute girl to having something being stuck up your ass, furries and being cucked
Please get your head checked.

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone explain the appeal of cunnilingus? I quite like doing lewd things with my mouth but the concept of it baffles me.

[Anonymous No.]

>16562115
>16562105
>16562149
(You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562156
Feels good for her, also face sitting
I think it's fun
>a jinko will never grind her snatch into my face while holding my head down

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562159
Now that's some serious scent marking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562159
Can you be a little more specific? I mean, I get that it feels good for her and all but it just doesn't seem all that satisfying for either party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562149
It's tumblr bdsm blogger normalfag logic, what else do you expect other than retardition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562156
It's about showing your love and affection for another by cleaning their bacteria ridden asshole with your tongue.
>but what if she washed it...
You are never gonna clean that unless you wash it with bleach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562156
It's intimate as hell, it's like kissing her but down there.

Just close your eyes and imagine a huge girl like a Jinko, Wock or Oni squirming from just your mouth, maybe even letting out a cute moan now and again that she didn't mean to let you hear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562161
In the sense of MGs, that would be true too
>all MGs at work giving you a wide berth because you have angry jinko snatch smell all over your face
>>16562165
it can make women orgasm, orgasms feel good
Also some men like giving women orgasms

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562170
>asshole
meant cunt sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562166
I know it's obvious at this point that you are really hungry for (You)s. But I don't care.

My point is that both are shit. One is not better than the other. One isn't higher in the trash can than the other. They're both shit. Cry and whine "m-muh normal fags for not liking what I like" all you want. Really that comment I made about pegging being better than daughterudicking is stupid and I didn't think it through. Both are shit.

This is the last (You) you'll get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562170
>>16562178
Mamono mana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562176
What does angry Jinko pussy smell like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562182
Riight I keep forgetting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562188
Just remember, if it's bad mamono mana fixes it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562186
I don't know. I'll never know. Time to kill myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562180
>One isn't higher in the trash can than the other.
So you're saying daughteru dicking is equal to furries, faggotry, ntr, futa and other shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562170
>>16562178
how about no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562172
What if I like girls smaller than me though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562195
If you keep believing. It'll come true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562180
Nah, you are just a retard
Daughteru dicking is unusual controversial fetish but comparing it to pegging, ntr, furries? Pls go and stay go
Also
>everyone who don't agree with me is samefag111
Cute.
Just keep it in tumbrl m8

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562210
Giving lolis cunnilingus is really underrated, people only seem to talk about doing it to big girls here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562210
Then you'll just have to suffer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562205
Whatever you say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562212
Y-yeah

[Anonymous No.]

I want a huge muscled Russian Jinko to dance me the dance of her people with a great big log on her shoulders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562224
If you keep believing anon. That can be your face under that cat ass and resting on those pads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562224
Gonna yank that cat's tail and spank her butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562224
I want to give her a good back massage. Looks at how smooth she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562226
Snow Jinkos are supposed to be loving mothers though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559564
>DL's plan can backfire horribly
How so? The whole "Order will start killing their own en masse to halt the corruption" thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562234
The dance of her people has nothing to do with her mothering ability, I don't even get how you made that connection anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562210
Then your mouth is causing her small frame to shake from pleasure and she might even close her legs involuntarily which is a nice bonus if she's the kind of small girl to have good thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562247
Because a dancing cat is a genki cat and a genki cat is not a motherly cat.

It's simple math anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562172
I think my waifu would love it as a "after work cool down exercise". I'd want her to hold my head down there with her big meaty paws!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559416
Yes, a lovely one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562260
Actually I was thinking more along the lines of a kuudere/reserved Jinko doing the dance because she is inexperienced and in love.

Genki does not imply bad mothering skills either, that's just stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562226
>>16562234
To this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G136GODWKhc

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562310
I don't get the obsession between MGs and Russia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562320
Tigers live in Russia, also accents are attractive
Tigers also live in China and India, but neither of those languages are pleasing to my ear

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562263
I like your style, I think about that kind of thing a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562325
China also gets off to animal abuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562260
What about genki mothers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562379
Yeah, I don't want to think about what happens to tigers in China so middle aged businessmen can try to get their peckers hard for their melting face wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562389
Hunger Games tier crap I bet.
And live dissection like what happened to that one pup.

[Anonymous No.]

Question for the waifufags here, do you have a ring or some other symbol that shows you're taken by your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster can best express rage in a simple doodle? Another shitty thing happened in a long series of shitty Februarys and I gotstas vent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562402
Not really. We're one flesh Dragonheart-style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562402
My geeky waifu gave me an Angelic ring in D2 instead of a real ring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562371
Oh? A man of class I see.

>>16562380
I hope your daughterus are ready to get up in the morning for a long 7 mile run!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562402
I was thinking about buying a ring, but ehh.

I do have a gemstone colection though, so I like to think that's a little bonding with my waffle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562402
I'm glad you asked this anon.

Not getting into too much detail about it. But I have a collar and an amulet on it that symbolises her ownership of me. She also has a collar with my name on it. Mine has hers on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562428
Reminds me of those two freaks from Clerks 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562402
Once I get my new chastity cage I'll be wearing it mostly full time to prove I belong to her and our daughteru. That sort of thing is easier to hide than a ring, which would immediately draw unnecessary interest from my family and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562433
O-Ok, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

How does one approach an imouto turned monster?

[Anonymous No.]

remember to close all your windows today at bed time anons,else a extra lewd elf might slip inside your bedsheets and force you to impregnate her tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562451
>"Hey want some apple juice and play some video games?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562451
Play catch with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562452
I'll barricade everything. Gotta stay pure for my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562452
I've got three layers of curtains and a dog, I'm golden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562466
No, your dog's golden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562474
No she's a terrier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562481
>not glorious German Shepherd

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562451
With their pants down and an erect penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562497
Terriers are ferocious and headstrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562501
Silly anon. You should only dick the monsterized Onee san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562505
Also loud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562505
And GS are worl renowned for their almost legendary capabilities in police work.
Though if you want the best guard dog, Irish Wolfhound is the way to go. Scares off most threats by size alone and violently mauls those stupid enough to think sneezing in their master's general direction will go unpunished.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Anubi love it when you call them 'Anubutt'. Do it in public for best results!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562519
Dick both, preferably in the same session while the lay next to each other and hold hands to help each other through the nerves that comes with the first time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562531
I tied that.
She put her cigarette out in my eye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562156
It's very, very enjoyable, though it's not for everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562524
Yeah, well my dog drinks whiskey and tears socks apart, so there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562531
That's just mean anon. But has potential if she's bullying you.

>>16562534
That shouldn't have happened. Anubi don't smoke and are lovely girls. You sure it was an Anubi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562534
Try offering her an ear massage

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562544
>Thinking your alcoholic, crusty sock huffing dogfu is on par with a noble dogfu with a distinguished history, a notable trait for being great with children, and being born to kill large grey wolves, or whatever they were
Your dog needs help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562564
What help? Just took her to the dentist last week and she's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562552
She smokes to deal with all the mouth breathers at school.

[Anonymous No.]

Giant fluffy Great Pyrenees girls a best dog girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562554
That always cheers any wolfu up! And that Anubi looks like she needs some happiness. I want to comfort her!

Smoking is dangerous though. Maybe I can help her with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16561836
holy shit. thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562567
I am now picturing you taking an alcoholic Hellhound to the dentist instead of an AA meeting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562571
It's not good for her though, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562552
>That's just mean anon. But has potential if she's bullying you.
Just imagine how embarrassed she'll be when the whole class hears you say that

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562402
I have a band that I wear everywhere.
It also is really great to fiddle with and keep my mind of stressful things.

I also will almost always commission Miia with a wedding band as well.
It always makes me feel nice when I see it on my pictures of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562583
How?
Cancer? They cured that after forcing scientists to get off their asses and start using the cure they've been hoarding for 30 years.
Second hand smoke? Proken to be a load of crap, considering your body absorbs most the toxic crap in the firsthand smoke puffing.
The fact women who smoke age rapidly? Won't affect monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16561836
>>16562578
my slime knight cant be this lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562584
Anon I wouldn't bully her like that. I'd call her it in private. Then I'd give her tail brushes. Because I love her.

>>16562588
Those are some big snake hips.

>>16562593
Anon please. It's not cool or hip. She's hurting her body and you know it. And I'd help her get over her smoking habit through my love and support.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562627
>hurting
Unless she smokes a carton a day, she'll be fine and still have an average lifespan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562639
Anon you can keep using excuses. But I'm still going to help her with her habit. It's hurting the people around her, it makes her look bad and it just makes her life worse.

Please understand anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562646
>hurting those around her
Unless it irritates their skin or they have asthma, it shouldn't be hurting them more than a ride on a public bus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562584
This is one of my favourite anubis images.
I wish I could make one feel like that by rubbing the fuzz in her ears. It'd be like an extreme form of ASMR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562653
Ok anon. Ok. It's fine to think that. But that Anubis needs to stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562656
The ears are one of the best features of any wolfu. The amount of teasing you can do to them is unparalleled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562656
>ywn do ASMR with you Anubis waifu
>rubbing her ears softly
>whispering in her ears
>softly blowing in them
>ywn have her get revenge ASMR on you
>whispering lewd possesion thing in your ear

ASMR is way too lewd with wolfus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562674
The best way to get her into her "confused" state.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562615
Slimes are quick to recognize lewdness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562674
Exactly. And because anubis ears are so big and tall, they're even better targets.

>>16562678
I fucking need it.
And that possession bit is making think of all those other fetishes mentioned with it a little earlier. Now I'm wondering just how great it'd be to squeeze in a sensory deprivation tank with an anubis and do all that whispering, kissing and blowing, where every sound and sensation is magnified by the absence of others.
Every syllable she hummed into your ears would have the impact of a bolt of lightning running down your spine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562744
That's lewd anon! LEWD! But I approve. Very fine taste my patrician.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I convince a paladin-chan to become a vampire?

[Anonymous No.]

Behold, the great Milk Magician!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562776
INCREDIBLY FERTILE

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562776
Who could possibly stop the cult of Hathor now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562775
You don't convince? You get convince the vampire to bite her neck at night.

Such a devilish Squire you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562775
Wait until she dies in combat, and turn her right at the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562786
Cult of Hathor > Onee sabbath >>> Sabbath

They're unstoppable. No man could resist those curves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562786
Being headcanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562786
I believe she is a Hathorite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562786
None, but it's always looking for new members!

Join today!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562776
She is the milkwoman
Her milk is delicious

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562615
Slimes are the most lewd of monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562807
What happens if I join? How do I join?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562788
>Such a devilish Squire you are.
I just want what's best for her

>>16562796
How am I supposed to safely acquire a vampire anyways?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562801
What does the Onee Sabbath do, dress up in volleyball uniforms and tempt little shotas?

[Anonymous No.]

>Setting aside Fridays for an all day exercise with a salamander.
>Mornings are the same a simple run though town in the early hours that turns into a race when she gets bored enough
>the only reason youre not bored is becuase you can watch her in that tracksuit all day and not get tired
>Midday is a big meal, mostly meat
>she still pouts about not beating you at cooking.
>You say its not a contest, she says everything is a battle
>then what you were both waiting for arrives, an all out spar with wooden swords
>You go at each over all afternoon, its part of the reason you ate large at noon, you and her both tend to forget dinner.
>its when the sun has set and you disarm the salamander that the exercise gets more... intimate
>still rough as hell, everything is a battle after all.
>its well into the night that you and your wife trudge back home.
>both of you are are tired, buried and drained from the days activities
>When you get to the door she gives you a kiss and smiles, the same bright toothy grin she gives you everyday.
>and once more you question if you can put aside another day for her in the week

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562819
You'll start as an acolyte, massaging the breasts of the more prominent cult figures, carrying jugs of milk to places that require sustenance, a lot of labor and milking.

Maybe even become apprentice to the Milk Magician, learn the art of making Monster Girls lactate with a wave of your hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562823
Exactly. Want a cuddly Onee san? Just contact the Onee Sabbath. Best part is that the Onee Sabbath is full of actual onee sans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562836
Sounds like boys trained in the Cult Of Hathor are dream husbands for MGs who want many daughterus. Hathor teachings should be mandatory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562836
When do I learn milk meteor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562833
Sounds very similar to the life I want with my waifu. I imagine going on runs with my waifu would be really fun. She'd probably be way ahead of me all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562402
ta know those tags cows have on their ears, i have one of those

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562841
That sounds absolutely heavenly. Do they have a Sorority Sleepover night where you can meet all the members at once? Bring your own pajamas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562847
Patience, young apprentice, you will master milk magic in due time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562857
Of course anon? That sounds like an incredible idea. That sleepover must be a super fun time. Video games, cuddles and pizza! Then when the lights turn down low, it's soft spooning and cuddling. And who knows what happens when the lights go out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562833
Tracksuit salamander sounds fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562868
Gotta stay fit! Burn off those carbs!

Why not get a membership at the local Monster Girl gym? First month is free!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562862
>A bunch of tall busty onee-san type monsters in tank tops and pajama pants/shorts
>Titania, Demon, Dark Mage, Holstaur, Oni, all easy-going yet teasing and tempting
>one big snugglefest the whole time as they listen to all of your problems and 'coincidentally' rub up against you or bend over in such ways as to give you generous views
>If they like you enough, they invite you out back to the hot tub with them and might even let you have a couple beers that their Satyros sorority sister is bringing over any minute now

Sounds fucking incredible. Sign me up. I don't even mind the weird sensation of suddenly feeling shorter and more naive that lingers whenever I'm over there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562436
>going in chastity for one's fictional waifu
Waifufags are fascinating creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562879
>going to a MG gym alone

You're basically asking for pelvic shattering shower rape. Hope you enjoy being left as a sobbing mess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562888
Y-Yeah I know right? What a bunch of weirdos, r-right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562868
I think one of the best sites would be a salamander in a tracksuit exercising

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562894
That's why you find a big, tough Monster Girl and offer to be her towelboy. With her scent marking you, she'll be able to protect you from raunchy, sweaty group sex in the changing room.

[Anonymous No.]

Today's underrated girl is Grizzly: The original cuddlerapist.
Remember to reciprocate when a big thick grizzly holds you like a teddy bear for long periods of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562883
I need it so badly. Must be nice having your Onee san MG cuddle you while listening to your problems. Giving you reassuring head strokes while snuggled comfy in her breasts. Then after going into the steaming hot tub with her.

Where can I sign of up for this?

>I don't even mind the weird sensation of suddenly feeling shorter and more naive that lingers whenever I'm over there.

That's one of the best parts anon. You're her little Otouto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562883
Those portals better be opening very fucking soon because I cannot live another day without this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562888
My relationship with my waifu fascinates me too anon, I never thought I'd become what I am now.

>>16562897
It's fine anon, there's nothing wrong with being a little weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562902
still though, getting fit with a monstergirl would be nice
I consider my self pretty strong, all i need is endurance

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562883
But Titania is a total ditz! An air-headed klutz!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562905
>offer to be her towelboy. With her scent marking

Anon please. You're making my slutty side shine. I'd kill to be a muscle girls towel boy who gets marked with her scent. That is basically a sign of marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562911
>Ah, she's drunk on honey again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562922
>My relationship with my waifu fascinates me too anon, I never thought I'd become what I am now.

So much this. About 5 months ago I'd never thought I'd become a slut for possesion and scent markings. But here I am with my waifu who loves doing those things to me. And many more

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562911
Grizzlies are bad because they get you addicted to the smell of their paw

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>>16562934
>drunk on honey

Mead is delicious, though

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562932
Shhh anon. Just embrace Titania Onee-Sans embrace. Just feel how warm her breasts are against your face.

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>>16562911
Around a Bear, take care.

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>>16562888
I used to mock waifufags many, many years ago. It all seemed so silly to me.
Then I stumbled face first into her and was soon eating my own words.

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>>16562923
Exercise with an MG is best when you're either weak or unhealthy.

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>>16562756
It's lewd and romantic. After all, you're both effectively in your own, isolated little world of silence, darkness, and warm water.
It's private and intimate and close, nothing but your bodies pressed together. And if you're lucky, in the total darkness, you might even catch the colourful glint of those lovely, inhuman eyes. But in the meantime, you can just float and talk, holding her and nestling her close, so her long, arched ears are right by your mouth.
It's a time for bonding.

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>>16562937
I wonder what my child self would think about my waifu.

I used to like wolfus, mofu, kinda fragile and girly too. Now I like my tomboish scaly dragon that marks and fights me.

[Anonymous No.]

Who's your favorite non-MGE monstergirl?

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>>16562937
I feel you anon.

>>16562954
I was the same, though most of the mocking was in my head. I thought I'd never let myself become so 'pathetic'. Young me was a big dummy!

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>>16562941
But then how is she supposed to give me worldly advice, or teach me to find a girlfriend?

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>>16562961
Now all I can imagine is my waifu spooning me in the darkness while whispering into my ears. Maybe she can rest her head against my chest after so I can whisper things into her ears.

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>>16562914
And the more you tell them about what's stressing you out, the more they coo and fuss and draw you even closer in between their breasts, kissing the top of your head and telling you Onee-san is gonna make it all better.
>>16562932
That's the thing, there are many different kinds of Onee-san.
>Titania is an airheaded but sweet onee who doesn't realize when her breast pops out of her tank top while dancing to the music she put on
>Demon is a classic virginkiller, always giving you a view down her shirt and looming over you, saying things like 'We're gonna have so much fun~' and 'Onee-san wants to teach you something later...'
>Dark Mage is a nerdy onee who likes to play videogames with you and shares all of your interests, goes on long rants about your favorite topics with you, hugging you tight between her breasts when she's excited about something nerdy
>Oni onee is a big muscular protective onee, sits you in her lap and smothers you in a beefy armed hug when you say your stressed, telling you she'll 'beat the crap outta anyone that gives you problems, leave it to onee-san!' and shares her beer with you when no one's looking
>Holstaur onee is warm and tender, almost always stroking your hair and squishing you in her massive bust, has a voice like ringing bells and could melt you with a smile

They each got their merits.

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>>16562969
Old you would probably call future you a slut. But I call you a man of fine taste.

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>>16562974
Waifus are a wonderful thing.

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>>16562973
My waifu.

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>>16562973
Kiira the Killer Bee.

>>16562975
She is all the wordly advice you need. And you've already found a girlfriend anon. If you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562973
This bossy cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562973
MGE only? Flayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562973
Doppel-chan, but also Lilith and Rachnee.

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>>16562979
>And the more you tell them about what's stressing you out, the more they coo and fuss and draw you even closer in between their breasts, kissing the top of your head and telling you Onee-san is gonna make it all better.

It physically hurts my heart that I can't have this. This is all I want right now and I can't even have it.

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>>16562973
My waifu.

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>>16562979
I want all the onee sans!

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>>16562973
'nuff said

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>>16563009
Unf, that outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562979
What about Kraken nee-san? Can't have a harem of onee's without a Kraken.

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>>16562969
I've been a fucking wolfaboo since I was a child, so my taste hasn't changed there.
Younger me would probably ask why my favourite looks like a strict dork, instead of being cool and having wild hair and stuff.

>>16562977
Exactly, you take it in turns. You stroke her hair, her tail, rub her back and tell her about all the things which make you fall for her. Then you swap, fall back into her, and let her massage your scalp, kiss and nibble your ears. And talk about everything she loves about you, and wants to keep close to her for the rest of her life.

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>>16562973
Tie between Lala and Machi.

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>>16563020
She's the rare needy onee-san that needs to feel validated by caring for you. She tries to do everything she can to make you comfortable and is super doting even if it comes off as a little clingy, though she would do absolutely anything at all that you ask. When you thank her for helping you feel better she practically heart-pupils and squeezes you in a big squishy hug.

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>>16563034
She's way too lewd for a high schooler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562973
Miia

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>>16562979
But anon! What about Jabberwocks and Krakens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563041
Machi is pure, do not sexualize her.

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>>16562973
Celty

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>>16563032
> And talk about everything she loves about you, and wants to keep close to her for the rest of her life

Shit anon. You really hit me in the heart with that one.

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>>16563039
Big squishy tentacle hugs for Otouto!

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>>16563051
All Dollarhams are for creative and overwhelming lewd.

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>>16563020
Or Wock.
Never forget the Wock.

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>>16563061
She is too young for such things. The only thing you should be doing with a girl like Machi is platonically holding her head in your arms.

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>>16563069
This. Machi is strictly off limits for lewds.

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>>16563069
She's more than old enough for these things, especially for an MG.

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>>16563053
I find I fantasize more about things like that with my waifu than I do anything lewd. Just cuddling together, holding her paws, and staring deep into her eyes as we just talk. Sometimes we talk about each other, and sometimes about random things, but I just love thinking about holding her in my arms.

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>>16563076
She's just a schoolgirl, anon!

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>>16563077
Such a great time isn't it? I'd want her to hold me close to her chest with her big meaty paws rubbing my head and telling me everything is going to be ok.

I want to be my Anubis waifu's daki she can talk to! I'd listen to all her problems and rants!

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>>16563047
>>16563063
>Jabberwock Onee-san is a 'knowledgeable' onee who haughtily teaches you all the best advice you need from someone as experienced and older as her, patting your head and squeezing you with a squeal whenever you tell her she's so smart for knowing so much, even when in reality she's pretty clueless about adult things
>She has a hard time explaining those feelings you get when she rubs against you too much, both from her end and your end

And I did the Kraken here.>>16563039

[Anonymous No.]

>It's been a rough day of work
>Inventing is hard
>Who cares if that Automaton Unicorn escaped and is going to hunt down a virgin and destroy his pelivs
>It's not like you know where she is anyway
>Better to just wait for the news station to report it
>You deserve this break Gremmy, and maybe even a nice sit on assistant Anon's lap
>Ya, definitely deserve a sit in Anon's lap
>But how to trick him into sitting in the Restrainer Beanbag Chair™️️...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562973
Makoto from Blazblue is bro tier otherwise this >>16563009

>>16562987
>>16563006
May I ask who? It's rare to see non-MGE waifus around here

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>>16563085
Oh all right, I guess she can have a year or two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562973
How Now Brown Cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563093
>>16563039
>>16562979
These are some fantastic nee-sans. I want them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563093
I love my big smart Jabberwock Onee-San!

It's it possible to have a harem of Onee Sans?

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>>16563103
Good on you, anon. That Succubus teacher would be proud of you.

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>>16563099
I want a gremlin to sit on my face.

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>>16563102
>Makoto from Blazblue is bro tier
Only if you're a woman or a shota.

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>>16563091
There's nothing better than a usually confident and stoic girl clinging onto you and just pouring her heart out as she squeezes you. Nice taste, by the way, Anubi are best waifus.

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>>16563115
Kind of, but not really. You see, a harem implies all of the onee-sans belong to you.
YOU belong to all of the Onee-san. And they are very, very excited at the idea.

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>>16563131
It is a lot of girls for one Otouto. But I'll take on the challenge. There can't be a life more similar to heaven than having a group of different kinds of onee sans who all love you.

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>>16563099
Little does she know, I've used to knowledge she herself has taught me, to rig the chair to restrain bratty Gremlins! She needs to understand she can't just create mechanical monsters and let them run wild in the city.

I will teach her now, with my dick!

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>>16561892
You and me m8, we're the only ones who agree here. I get looked down on and pushed around too often to find it attractive. It's like how some CEO's enjoy BDSM because they like relinquishing power to someone else for a change, only since I have no power, I fantasize about taking it.

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>>16563123
>spoiler

Of course they are my fellow brother. Do you mind telling me about your Anubis? I'd love to hear.

[Anonymous No.]

All this onee posting is making me want more than greentext. someone link some stories, please

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>>16563136
Swimming through seven pairs of big soft tiddy every morning while you're caressed and softly squeezed by seven sets of hands (and some tentacles and mouth-tentacles) with good-morning kisses from seven mouths is certainly a pretty great way to wake up every morning. Don't worry, they all can barely contain themselves with how much they love their cute little Otouto. You'll have to actively go out to seek problems to have so you can get them to comfort you, because they'll otherwise be taking care of absolutely everything else you could ever need.

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>>16563085
She's a highschool girl, that's already a christmas cake by MG standards.

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>>16563147
I second this, and I'm the guy writin the greentext

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>>16563102
I'm a resident Ranfag.
There's a couple of us around here.

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>>16555531
If I'm honest I was afraid you wouldn't deliver in the end, but you did. I appreciate that.

Seriously though why delete man made? I understand you might look at it like some sort of shameful incomplete thing, but come on it was enjoyable anyway.

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>>16563147
All this talk is really making you want to cuddle your Onee san while she presses your face into her breasts? She whispers reassuring things into your ears. Telling you stuff like "You're safe in your big sisters embrace, anon" and "I love you with all my heart, little brother". I bet you want that don't you?

And sorry anon but I don't have any stories or links. But here, take an Onee san wock.

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>>16563147
>>16563155
Fortunately or unfortunately the MG Onee content out there consists of greentexts.
http://pastebin.com/50puK57M
http://pastebin.com/4CZzjEms
http://pastebin.com/w7NYzz8E

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>>16563150
There's nothing I want more than this.

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>>16563102
I'm a cheating asshole, because mine is basically based on the anubis, but is kind of an original thing. I guess you can call her an OC, I won't fight you over it. There's enough physiological and behavorial differences that distinguish her, and I don't associate her with the MGE setting in any way.
If she's not an anubis, I guess we can call her an anput. That makes sense.

I also noticed this picture is up on the MGE Wiki page for Anubis. I don't care enough to ask that it's taken down, but I think it's funny that whoever added the picture did so without even reading the post where I first showed it, and didn't even get all the pictures I linked. You managed to be lazy and wrong at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to team up with a monstergirl and form a NTR squad.
We'd perform stealth missions on other monstergirl - human couples across the world and use magic and hypnosis to seduce them. Both would be fucked in rooms next to each other, and encouraged via magic to shout how much better the person they're fucking is than their partner. Then the team finish up and you're both left to get on with your day, memories of the event fully intact.

It would be like a flash mob, only instead of spontaneous dance you bothget to feel awkward in the morning.

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>>16563146
No, not at all. Her looks don't differ too much from the profile, apart from her green eyes, and being slightly taller and curvier than the norm. She's from the Desert Kingdom (obviously), and served her Pharaoh in her palace, where she grew up and learned all of her skills, including cooking and gardening, her favourite hobbies. She fairly possessive and territorial, but is still very kind and understanding.

What about yours? What's she like?

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>>16562006
That reminds me of an absolutely terrible 4koma joke comic I came across earlier today...

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>>16563174
At least you tried this time, don't think you won't get much attention though.

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>>16563174
7/10 for the effort

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>>16563174
Look bud you can't just throw in the whole fucking fishing pole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563139
Agreed
I know what I want in monster girls, My person feelings n being a man/being me makes me trash alot of the threads words

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563210
I think you're overreacting a bit

[Anonymous No.]

Today is a good day, another wife commission has finished.
And a semi-surprise valentine's one coming tomorrow.

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>>16563218
Not at all, I simply follow the old saying "don't like, don't read"
Why get angry at stuff that doesn't concern me? its not my thing so I ignore it.

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>>16563226
She is pinkier than I remember.

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>>16563181
Just thought I might ask a fellow Anubis brother. Do you guys still live in the Green Demon Realm. Or the desert? Or did you move out?

It's quite brief. But my Anubis is a big girl! She's about 6'5" tall with a nice athletic body. She has a some nice muscle thighs with a slight curvy shape to her hips. She's quite vanilla with the jet black hair and she still retains the red eyes. Her hobbies include sports, architecture and exercise. We live together in the now converted Green Demon Realm desert kingdom. I'm her house husband and she still works her job as a Guard for the kingdom, a manager of Mummies, writer of scrolls and hyroglifics, leading slaves, watching over slaves works and overseeing large architectural projects.

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>>16563174
But seriously we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes

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>>16563240
Anon that's called lighting.

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>>16563164
http://pastebin.com/kbXYktML You didn't get this from me.

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>>16563245
Not gonna lie.

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>>16563173
My waifu is an individual from an MGE species so I'd say we're in similar situations

It's entirely subjective but the difference between a full blown OC and an MGE individual is whether or not she is based on a profile or an interpretation of the profile and to a lesser extent the overall MGE setting
Based on her design alone she could barely pass as an MGE Anubis, she'd be a mutation of some sort, I don't know about her characteristics so I'll let you be the judge of that

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>>16563241
>ancient Egypt's largest landmarks were usually constructed with volunteer labor during non-harvesting seasons
>workers were paid in alcohol
Does this mean Desert Kingdoms employ Satyros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563241
>RP

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>>16563186
>>16563194
I'm not kidding, it actually turns me on knowing my waifu is riding some guys dick next door as I try and make some bitch I'm hatefucking scream compliments about my cock because we're competing on who can make our extra marital disposible fucktoy squeal the loudest.

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>>16563277
Yup. And there's a lot of partying after a project is complete.

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>>16563267
For fucks sake you guys KC has said multiple times that girls of a species often look different from the profile picture, which is just an average example.
You don't need to mentally berate yourself just because you imagine a girl with some different attributes.

[Anonymous No.]

And I check my email just after posting and notice another wife commission has finished!

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>>16563265
Yey. Pure love.

>>16563248
Isn't gazer like, kind of white? If we take the encyclopedia template that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563281
Sorry anon. I didn't mean for it to come off like that. I guess what I really meant was "would you guys*"

[Anonymous No.]

What is your waifus skin tone?
And why is it delicious blueberry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563284
Anon you really need to up your bait game.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone give that poor bastard a (You) he's clearly starving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563293
She is there. Yellow and red coloring because of the light and shadows, that's what happens at dusk, anon.

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>>16563295
I'm more of a caramel man myself.

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>>16563287
For reference: http://mgewiki.com/w/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_I:_Fallen_Maidens#Original_Race_and_Sub-race

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>>16563241
Ah, I remember you, we've talked a number of times before I believe. Your waifu is very nice, I hope you know that.Her name's Nanu, right? Or have I got you confused with another Anubisfag?

And no, we would move out of the Desert Kingdom a little bit after we met I would think. She would want a change of scenery after spending her whole life in the desert, so we would probably travel for a bit and settle down in a mountainous forest region.

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>>16563306
It might have been quite some time since I last saw the effect of the sun on someone else's skin, but whatever I'll take your word for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563295
Man, Liveforthefunk is too fucking good at hourglass figures.

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>>16563287
>>16563311
That was for things like hair/eye/skin color, height etc... Mostly obvious things

This anubis has different paws, fur covering her entire arms and legs and a way fluffier tail
In my opinion she is too different to be a regular Anubis but she could pass as a mutation

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>>16563295
Every part of them screams WHORES

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>>16563312
>Your waifu is very nice, I hope you know that

Thanks anon. Really means a lot. And you're is nice aswell. I love the green eyes. And if I'm correct you're the anon whos Anubis loves to garden? She has her own garden if I remember? That's very cute.

>spoiler

Yes. That's her.

>mountainous forest region.

Sounds very comfy. And really is a switch up from the Desert. Would your waifu make an easy transition or would she be almost connected to home?

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>>16563327
Arctic desert Anubis.
Easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563330
Well yes they're Monstergirls, of course they're WHORES!
They're YOUR personal whores, to use in any way you see fit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563295
My waifu doesn't even have skin, but she does have bits of blue and blackberry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563295
>Spoiler
Because she's a Demon. It's a common skin color for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563345
SURPRISE MASTAH

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>>16563226
Pear-shaped bodies are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563353
That's creepy. Shoggoths aren't like that. Shoggoths are pure innocent girls.

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>>16563341
Nope, monstergirls can be slutty for one person. These look like they act as 3DPD whores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563295
Lips are too big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562973
Nekomatas from Disgaea.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1639917
The Succubutts from the series are also nice but nekomatas have always had the top spot for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563360
>Shoggoths aren't creepy
Ha
Haha
HA

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563361
A monstergirl can act like a slutty tease for their husband though. Some guys get really turned on by knowing that everyone sees how sexy and hot their wife is yet she's entirely faithful to him. Myself included.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563372
It's true! It even says that they give Of a aura of purity. This means they're basically angels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563353
Nice! She must be a Queen Shog who is also my cabin. Maybe I could use her tongue as my desk chair?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563379
>purity
Yeah, pure madness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563379
But it also says that something lurks behind those pretty amber eyes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563373
Anon I can reassure you that other anons are going to be very happy with their waifus and wouldn't be checking out yours.

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>>16563331
I'm still proud that I kinda helped you find your waifu with that story I wrote, feels good.

Yeah, she's the one who likes to garden. I would think moving would be a little difficult for her, since her home is all she's known, but I would do my best to help her through it. I would imagine she would visit home multiple times a year, however, can't really take the desert out of a desert girl.

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>>16563364
Nothing wrong with DSLs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563392
Meh, still like the style. Plus you never know when some single MG gets jealous or the off chance there's a single anon around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563394
>spoiler

You did help me find her and I'm very grateful for that. Before I solidified my waifu. Anubis was sort of "my favourite girl" and I found it hard to settle down to her. But now, there's not a girl in the world I trade for her.

>can't take the desert out of a desert girl

True to that.

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>>16563373
They look like golddiggers who will take your money and fuck other people behind you.

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>>16563267
Yeah. I mean, I still adore the MGE anubis. But I did want to design her in such a way that people can see her and say "This is different to MGE". You can't see it really in the picture, but her leg structure is full-blown digitigrade, her fur placement is very different, and her hands are very different too.
As for characteristics, there's maybe two sentences in the Anubis profile which apply to her. Throw out everything about the sex, the magic, the references to other monstergirls, the curses, and a fair amount of the behaviour stuff.

>>16563287
I'm not berating myself for anything. I wanted to make something different and (mostly) original to me. I care so little about the setting of MGE that I benefit more by divorcing my OC from it entirely, which is why I'm fine saying she's not an MGE anubis.
I get that there's different individuals in the MGE who look different. But I wanted to go further than that. So I did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563407
>single anon
>off chance

That's less of an "off chance" and more of a "1 in a million" chance. But lucky for you because you get to watch the husband claiming process in public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563419
Delightful!

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>>16563408
>There's not a girl in the world I would trade for her

That's good, I'm glad you've found her. I've become much happier and much more inspired thanks to the 'do it for her attitude' she gives me, and I hope your waifu has done the same for you.

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>>16563410
>Throw out everything about the sex, the magic, the references to other monstergirls, the curses, and a fair amount of the behaviour stuff.

Jeez anon. It's an interesting idea and I respect that you do you. If you love her then that's all that matters. But she's basically no longer an Anubis. She's more of a wolfu who has pointy ears. But don't listen to my sourness.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no monster gf to spend Valentine's Day with

I'm just going to lift some weights at the gym and then sleep in my bed all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563436
It's been a very nice conversation anon and I look forward to talking again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563410
Agreed with >>16563440
At most she's an OC inspired by the MGE Anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563381
Just imagine how it would feel for her to suck you off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563447
Y-Yeah me too. Just ganna y'know. Get the old g-guns pumping. A-Amiright?

Seriously though. Don't worry anon. The portals will open tommorow. Believe me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563453
Probably like sticking your dick in a black hole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563449
Indeed, I hope you dream of her tonight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563295
delicious golden brown

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563447
Gym is free as fuark on Vday, gonna pull a double and chill in the sauna while thinkin of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563440
>>16563451
Well, yeah, that's why I said she's not an anubis. I said I'm fine with her being called an OC in the post with the Christmas picture too.
So you're both right, I agree with you. After all my goal was to make her distinct enough from an MGE anubis, so I'm kind of happy that you're both saying that. It means that despite me being an unoriginal hack, I still kind of succeeded.

[Anonymous No.]

Sooooo what are your plans with your waifu for tomorrow? i am already stocked up on chocolates,blood making pills and sticky mushrooms myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563508
It's ok anon. Aslong as she makes you happy. That's all that matters. I hope you can united with her very soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563295
>spoiler
What color fur would a blueberry Anubis have? Purple?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563501

Same, except I'll be squatting my lousy 250 lbs while staring at myself in the mirror thinking of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563295
Paler than the moon itself.

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>>16563518
I'd plan for a romantic "hunting trip". By that I mean. I'm the prey, she's the predator. She lets me loose in the forest where I can either hide or run. She has to hunt me down with her wolfu instincts. Then she ravages her catch. After that I think I might spice up the bedroom a bit more. Maybe trying to be a little bit of the dom if she's ok with that. I rarely if ever be the dom but I think she might enjoy the change up. Ganna make soft sweet love to her doggy style!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563447
I'll be too busy chasing away the suicidal thoughts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563357
>Pear-shaped bodies are the best
>tfw no wide hipped loli Demon to fuck doggystyle while the tip of her spadetail traces hearts and other patterns on your chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563522
Sounds like the Apophis didn't just want to grape the Pharoah.

>>16563529
I wish I had the energy to go to the gym. I really want to get in shape FOR HER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563551
Great taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563530
That ghost is ripe for molestation

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563559
Molestation is bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563447
Would monster girls offer chocolate to men like in Japan or would it be the other way around?

I freed myself to spend the whole day with my waifus, you guys should do it too

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563518
She always gets psyched around the holidays, and transforms into seasonal Monstergirls. No doubt she will want to try out Cupid and Houri. Other than that, I'm going to mix chocolate into her body and get me some.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563564
That may be, but she can't do anything about it if I bathe in holy water and wear a rosary

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563501
Anon please do no masturbate in the sauna, please do not become Zyzz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563529
How does one come to waifu the Otohime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563573
That's also torture

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563579
Don't judge anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563564
And molestation makes me a sad panda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563582
Not judging, just curious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563587
Anon is probably just a slut for sugar mommies and classy girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563589
Who wouldn't want to be an ojou's arm candy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563596
You make a good point. She's very ara~ ara~

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563551
>>16563556
My brothers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563551
It's going to be hard for her to draw those shapes when her spadetail is being teased by my tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563551
I bet those tail-tips leave magic light trails behind in the air, or on your skin.

[Anonymous No.]

Ok anons. Tommorow is a very special day in MGE. I hope you get yourself down to whichever Religion you would worship in MGE and start doing whatever religious ceremony there is.

Can't let tommorow go to waste anons!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563589
>Anon is probably just a slut for sugar mommies and classy girls.
And what of it anon? Classy girls need love too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563589
Who isn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563614
>>16563621
Ok anons. We can't have this many mistresses at once. You'll bring out the sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563623
>You'll bring out the sluts.
But anon. We've been here all along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563623
>You'll bring out the sluts.
We were always here, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563623
They were already here before

This has been one bizarre thread hasn't it?
Lilirune acceptance, loli dicking, a whole bunch of lewds, in depth BDSM discussion and boysluts engaging in new depths of sluttery

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563633
It's a sign.

>in depth BDSM discussion

When did this happen?

>>16563631
>Alone on a Friday night? I understand

What did she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563633
None of that seems bizarre for this thread at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563613
What's happening?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563658

Valentine's Day

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563647
>When did this happen
Round here >>16560517

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563657
It's just that it had a lot of focus on lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563657
It shouldn't do. But I dunno anon. It's weird not having lewd talk in a while then suddenly having it. Brings out all different kinds of people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563662
Oh. Not my cup of tea but it sounds very lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563660
Oh, right. Gonna do the good old item enhanced cumflation sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563658
Why anon it's the day of love and compassion! I'm all MG religions!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563679
>I'm all MG religions
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563679
In all*

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563623
I've been here for ages anon. I just only poke my head out once in a while when Dragons get discussed.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no ghost girl to tap-dance through your dreams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byAfC5yW_hw

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563613
Your local Chaos chapel is having a bake sale. Come buy the cookies and treats that the little Chaos girls worked so hard at making. The secret ingredient is Love________

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563647
>What did she mean by this?
She was a shy husbandoless shut in before she became an ojou

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563708
You know what anon. Even on a holy day of worship to the Gods. It would be nice to stop by the chapel to see all those cute little Chaos girls with their sweet treats. I feel sorry for the Chaos girls. They probably get way more hate than they deserve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16561137
>Weresheep is the most popular cosplay choice by far but you occasionally see some Kobold and Minotaur.
I expected more people to cosplay yetis, considering how relatively easy it would be

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563701
I've always loved this animation

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563710

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563729
Kej a cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563719
I don't know who is worse, chaos or dragon worshipper.

Dragin waifu and daughteru and my 600 flayers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563731
That's quite the army there anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563731
Who would win in a fight between a dragon and 600 pocket-sized mindflayers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563719
Thankfully they have loving families, but more often than not they are bullied in school. We've made huge leaps and bounds in our small town though when it comes to Chaos acceptance. Starting a Girlscouts troop at the church helped, because people got to see them helping the community with their own eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563710
Too hot
>>16563729
Too cute

Kej is too best

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563731
>I don't know who is worse, chaos or dragon worshipper.

If it helps, the Chaos worshipper is a nice guy with a nice shoggoth waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563739
How much prep time do the Flayers get?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563750
48 hours, but the dragon is aware of them as a threat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563746
FUCKING HERETICS GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

[Anonymous No.]

Happy Valentine's Day from Europe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563741
That sounds genuinely heartwarming. Seeing little Chaos scouts selling cookies. Hell I'd buy some Chaos cookies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563727
Weresheep has the cuter outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563756
Anon I'm not sure if you're doing an impression of me or you hate Chaos worshippers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563604
It would get harder for her the closer she gets to finishing. The louder her moans get, the more erratic the patterns become, until she can't focus anymore and is just weakly slapping her tail against you, before finally reaching a twitching orgasm and falling limp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563758
I never knew you were from Europe, Saayafag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563769
That's why when she starts clenching up you bite the tip

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563773
I am indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

Which MG would make the best cowgirl ?
Hard mode: No holsts or minos

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563761
They come in a variety of flavors. Infinite Understanding, Cerebral Voyage, and Chocolate Chip

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563742
>>16563730

You know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563792
Elves

most are busty,they got funny ears and you can easily impregnate them

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563761
Sounds heretical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563792
Lizardmen.
They would make a good cowgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563792
Succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563792
Do you mean for milking or for actual cowboy things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563795
>No Mindbreak Mint
They cut you girls funding this year?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563792
Wolfgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563792
Lizards or canine girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563795
I think I'll stick with the chocolate chip.

>>16563798
I mean, it's just cookies anon. And it's supporting the Chaos girls. Ain't nothing wrong with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563801
Actual cowboy things

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563795
What about the round coconut ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563808
Salamander or Centaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563765
Fur bikini and big exposed butt are cute too

[Anonymous No.]

>when panicked newsfeeds across the world show demonic women pouring through rifts and jumping on the nearst man
Admit it, you're going to feel more than a little nervous should this happen in real life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563813
Well. I'm preserving my purity anon. So I hope one doesn't open near me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563813
>Implying I want it in real life
>Implying I want 3DPD monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563812
Do yetis enjoy when you give them a reacharound during their big comfy hugs and mash their big asses like you're kneading dough?
I swear to me it's an affection thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563792
Which monster girl would make the best reverse cowgirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563802
Times is hard.
>Mindbreak Mint
Kek. That's pretty clever.
>>16563805
We'll prepare a fresh batch.
>>16563809
Ah yes, those are the Serendipitous Samoas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563829
You blind? >>16563812

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563831
These cookies sound like some Halloween special cookies. I like this Chaos girls scouts idea. It's as cute as the Salamander scouts one anon is in charge of.

Sounds like it would be very productive and academic for the Chaos girls, they can get to know the community and the community can understand them. Hopefully they can live in peace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563792
Wights, Vampires, Ghouls, and Automatons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563839
I would do anything for my chaos wife and her friends. We've been incident free for ten whole days!

Salamander scouts sounds cute as button. One wonders how they don't set the woods on fire while camping though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563842
>Vampires
I don't think they'd do well in the hot desert sun, though

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of Harpies would your country have, assuming they're based off of native species?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw I'll never be a Bounty Hunter / Man Hunter in MGE
>Hunting down specific men MGs want for dosh
>Hunting down criminals for moolah
>Hunting down virgins the desperate Unicorns want for casheesh
>Hunting down criminal MGs for fat stacks
>Hunting down broken men that MG clientele want to "heal" for bling
>Hunting down Sabbath locations and putting buckets of water above their doorways that Anti-Sabbath chachings me for
>Hunting down men for the Centaur Gang to keep as prime stock for booty
>Hunting down female heroes for Lilims to change into Monsters for plunder

It's a bad feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563861
They could fare well in an Undead Kingdom themed after the Wild West.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563865
Go back to /tg/ you turbofaggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563863
>gangs of starling harpies that hang out on your roof
Someone get me the bird spikes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563863
A nice Robin harpy who's comfy in the snow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563866
It's my personal headcanon that Skeletons paint their bodies like Mexican Day of the Dead for celebrations. They also wear ponchos and salsa dresses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563863
Crows, Bald Eagles, Seagulls and the like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563863
I wanna get fucking smothered while eating out them fat freedom thighs while getting facesat on, dear lord

[Anonymous No.]

>>16559235

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563882
Anon pls. I can't help it. And this isn't a bad thing. I love big girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563852
Would they ever be interested in getting visited by a solider in the Demon Army? Or is it not that kind of scouts program

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563871
>/tg/

That's oddly specific and not related at all.

The fuck are you going on about anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563891
Why is the mindflayer husband upside down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563739
My family is kind and peavceful, they don't fight, just squish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563890
Absolutely! It would be poor teaching not to expose the girls to as much of the world as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563863
flightless thicc harpies

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563896
How long can a dragon last against 600 squishy loli mindflayers before being squished to death?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563897
Delightful!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563904
>squished to death

This can't be possible. Can you even overdose on squishy flayer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563909
Even dragons must have a limit for how much psi of squeesh they can take

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563863
Enormous raven harpies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563863
Bearded Vulture

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563863
That harpy is really, really, really cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563866
What would a wild west vamp even look like?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to walk up to a muscled, oni office in MGC and inform her I've got wood.
Just so I can drop my pants and show off that I'm wearing a wood chastity belt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563932
If you throw soy beans at her. She'll run away!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563863
I'm personally very partial to Seagull Harpies, and Albatross Harpies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563905
Indeed. You might even hear something you like if you come during a sermon Ohohohoho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563935
That is unnecessary.
I've made my bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563938
>Seagull Harpies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-3e0EkvIEM

[Anonymous No.]

What's your waifus favorite roleplay scenario?
>Have Danuki waifu
>she loves to act like she's a stripper in a seedy club and be my personal dancer for the night as I proceed to make it rain on her
>there's a reason our daughterus can't see mommas walk in closet
>the pole, runway stage, and DJ Booth would just give them way more questions than answers

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563909
If you let a man get swarmed by two many loliflayers, eventually they'll squish against him so much that when they disperse, you'll find the man has vanished entirely.
It's like mofu. Lovely to touch, but venture too deep, and you'll stumble upon a truth that you'll lose your life to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563929
Combine the aesthetics featured in MGE Undead attire with typical wild west attire and you might be onto something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563950
I know it's abit weird. But I like the idea of my waifu dressing like a traditional wolfu and me dressing like a prey animal.

[Anonymous No.]

How do monsters feel about having their breasts sucked by their husband and daughter at the same time?

[Anonymous No.]

Did someone say they were a "slut for muscles"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563904
I'll tell you later mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563969
They're probably ok with it. It's abit weird though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563969
They probably greatly enjoy it. Even moreso with a Holst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563971
No, I said that I'm going to drop my pants and wear wooden underwear in front of an oni police officer just so I can make a terrible pun.
Besides, we know that the doughnuts would make her strongfat if anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563929
Like a politically incorrect Sioux getting ready to get shot by Jonah Hex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563971
Wanna give that firm butt a pinch'n'slap
I love very muscular/strongfat/beefy musclegirls doing cute and dainty things

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563863
>Storm petrels
Man that sound metal as fu-
>eats plankton
>small
>loving couples

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563895
He want to remember what it feels like to not be a living dildo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563997
Same
Super buff girls doing super cute things is the fucking best

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563964
So she'd be a sheriff and have a posse of ghouls? And a revolver loaded with demon silver rounds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564015
I would love to come home to a super buff minotaur making flapjacks and bacon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563950
She has a lot. They each have their own backstories and characters with motive, and they carter to whatever fetish she's feeling like at the moment .

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564019
>walk in on her cooking in the kitchen
>she doesn't notice you and is dancing around to a really girly pop song as she's fixing breakfast
>poses like an idol as she turns when the song finishes then yelps when she notices you standing there
>literally goes straight through the wall beside the doorframe as she retreats to the bedroom
>both of you laugh as you help pick rubble and drywall out of her hair, her massive arms wrapped around you
Its adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563969
my Kobold waifu really seems to like it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562578
No probs. She's a lewd, underappreciated girl. She doesn't deserve the be lumped in with the worst

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564034

Makes me want to get her an idol uniform she can wear.
Maybe a light blue one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564034
>big buff Jinko with battle scars singing and dancing to 'Dancing Queen'
12/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564016
That's ultra rad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564054
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like I finally understand why wolfus are best. See, I like shogs and dragons and whatnot. They're all pretty cool. But none of them can play dress up as well as a plain 'ol wolf girl. Operator uniforms, casualwear, whatever they put on they will look good in. With other species, it just looks kind of forced. How you gonna wear all this stuff with big old wings, tails, and piles of goo getting in the way? Wolfu is comfortable, easily excited by just a little attention, pure, and loving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564061
Now you're getting it! Vanilla works well with so many other flavors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563153
>>16563076
KC is the only one that fucks 'em young, don't go conflating him and his sabathshit to all monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564061
Anon you've seen the light. You understand now. You are my fellow brother. Wolfus a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564046
She really doesn't. I personally think ParaSlimes make excellent childhood friend types. The Paladin Knight girl you trained with becomes a lewd symbiote who slowly succumbs to the urges her training warned her about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564061
Damn right. Wolfgirls are literal perfection.
And like you say, they're fashionable as fuck too. Just look at Holo and her daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564061
I agree with you, but technically Shogs can turn into a wolfu look-alike and cosplay as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564061
The secret strength of cosplay-tier girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564053
She'd adore it. Maybe she really likes girly cute stuff and she only shyly flexes for her husband in the bedroom because she knows how much he likes it.
>>16564054
The battle scars are an even better touch.
>Former soldier who's been through all kinds of hell and is scarred up
>Big, crazy buff, rock solid abs, bulging biceps, detailed and chiseled back
>now she's settled down and just wants to do cute things and feel like a woman
>is fiercely in love with her husband because he gives her the chance for just that

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564069
Wait, Holo got preggo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564061
Wolfus with big meaty paws are best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564067
Eh, I personally they make horrible childhood friends, but great waifus. Basically you on't want to know who or what the woman was before she got slimed.

Because the slime basically remakes her body from the inside and takes over her mind. Sure, if she liked a man it would be considerate enough to read her memory and go for him, but the woman that once was, is no more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564078
Yeah, have you not heard about the new LN series?
Holo and Lawrence had a child, and she's fucking adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564076
I want to have that muscle minotaur dress up like an idol and give me a personal show.

With even more of a show afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564085
Nice. Just knowing is enough honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564076
>Former soldier who's been through all kinds of hell and is scarred up
but what if something triggers her ptsd, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564086
Even if her singing is pretty terrible or she knocks things over with her big firm ass and wide meaty shoulders while dancing about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564076
Okay, but that picture has tripped and fallen into "freak" territory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564094
You know it.
And afterwards I do her in the only way one should do a cute idol a mating press.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564103
Incorrect, that is cute territory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564108
Not when their anatomy looks like someone took a half-dozen beach balls and stapled them to a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564082
Well, I believe it's a more that the Slime diffuses into the woman and ramps up her sexuality hardcore, versus the Slime taking over.
> And then the slime’s monstrous desire to seek and love men will meld into and mix with the host’s mind, such that they are interchangeable, and a new monster called a “slime carrier” will be born that has a lewd mind fixated on love and pleasure like a slime while still retaining the superior intellect and advanced thinking capabilities of a human.
> If the host happens to fancy a particular man, then it is said that the slime will head towards that man by reading the host’s memories and thoughts

I think the woman you once knew is still there. She just can't control her new and wildly overactive libido.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564075
What ARE those circles on her forehead?
Are they eyebrows? But no, she already has a pair.
Are they horns? Why would this fox have horns?
Explain yourself, circles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564092
Then her husband would be there for her to be reminded that she's out of that former hell. Silently holding her head against his chest, making HER feel small and protected even though she's usually the one who has to do that for others. That'll certainly just reinforce her love for him and help her calm down.

>>16564104
She'd adore it.
I think that's the thing overall, is big girls that are always treated as big girls but with you they're allowed to feel small or in her case like she's the one that can be pinned down and dominated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564114
I think it's that painted-on eyebrows thing.
Where they take their actual eyebrows, shave them off, then paint new ones on.
Don't ask me why, ask Asia.

[Anonymous No.]

Would dom monsters turn sub during saint valentine? they want to feel how much husbando loves her after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564112
The cutest!

>>16564118
I'd make that mino my small spoon.
Gonna take a nap on her chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564125
If anything they would rape harder and act rougher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564113
Well I'm happy to concede that I don't know. The profile is too vague. I would hope that's the case, and in her downtimes she has the same habits and mannerisms that made you fall in love with the human in the first place

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564092
>have battlescarred Jinko waifu
>she refuses to tell you what country she's from originally, you just know that it no longer exists
>one day you buy a cheap laser pointer to play a prank on your waifu
>as you come into your house you see your waifu in the kitchen getting dinner ready
>perfect time to see what havoc you can cause
>you shine the pointer near her head on the cabinet to her right
>her ears perk up and you see her body go rigid
>the next thing you know she's kicked over the table and firing a pistol at your direction

Don't mess with the veterans, they've lived a hard life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564126
>Big, beefy musclemino holding you in her sizable chest with her powerful arms
>before she falls asleep asks you if she's cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564133
Of course she is.
She's the cutest.
Gonna be tied with our daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564131
Yeah, I doubt we'll ever know for sure. Her profile has a criminal amount of "it is said"s

[Anonymous No.]

Quick,what kind of sweets would an aggresive dominatrix vampire like? bloody donuts,bloody filled chocolates or bloody cake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564140
Regardless of my thoughts on the whole identity thing, leaving the woman's past aside, she really is a great girl. Probably one of the stronger slimes too, if the parasite latches on, and fills a female paladin or hero.

I mean I pulled the horse and armor stuff out of my ass, but even if it was all goo, there's clearly enough in her profile picture to make a mass that large, and wield it. Not to mention its full control of her powerful, trained body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564152
Churros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564139
I can imagine her jumping into your arms when she finds out she's pregnant.
Subsequently practically crushing you as she's clearly much taller and probably at least twice your weight, but its the thought that counts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564152
Mister Donut brand doughnuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564152
Bloody 'ell

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564152
Buy a Slurpee machine and just put your blood in the mix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564158
Damn straight it is.
Would cuddle the cute muscle cow.

[Anonymous No.]

Well here she is after all these years. Personally I wouldn't want to see a dragon become like this if their intellect really becomes permanently so limited. Hopefully if KC does an Enty info on her he can clarify if she can regain her intelligence like other undead.

On the other hand, for many fans I think the contrasts between the dragon zombie and the original dragon actually make the dragon sound more appealing. I mean sure the softness is great but firmness can be appealing too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564162
what if she gets addicted to it and gets pudgy? cant ruin her slim figure

[Anonymous No.]

What did you guys do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564182
Wear my postman uniform.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564182
Huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564155
Absolutely. Especially since there profile mentions
>Furthermore, the slime infesting the host can read her mind and automatically move, perform errands, or even eliminate foreign enemies
I've always imagined that a sufficiently powerful warrior could make phenomenal use out the Slime. She could wield her sword at a distance for example. They are essentially a lewd and far more attractive Venom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564152
Can you cook and sweeten blood to the consistency of a thick chocolate? I imagine blood-filled chocolate would be quite nice to a vampire.

Personally I like it when vamps are fans of simpler stuff. A dash of blood in the coffee, a stek marinated in a mix of garlic, spices and your own blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564187
>They are essentially a lewd and far more attractive Venom.
This. They are so versatile and interesting, it's a shame about KC's vagueness about the whole, "is the woman still really alive" thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563821
You tell her to lay off the ice cream so her butt isn't so big

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564177
>They are instinctual, instead of rational
>Their thoughts are simplified
Not good

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564177
Zombie Dragons are so thicc they give Wocks a run for their money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564177
I'll take the alive version, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564182
She found out about KDF

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564177
I'm OK with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564177
I actually really, really like her. Fulfills both my thick fetish and my dumb, simple girl fetish
Her and Dorome would be great beginnings for a 'simple girl' harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564177
I want to see a little Zombie Black Dragon and Will o the Wisp bond over being deceased virgins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564177
Low intellect girls have their own charm though. And I think the contrasts make the Dragon Zombie more appealing, knowing she was once a proud and haughty dragon but now has become a drooling submissive cumdump adds to the allure

[Anonymous No.]

>>16562973
I'm gonna have to say Lala. She's too cute for her own good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564177
Really.

Is there any way to go wrong with a dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

What troubles you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564177
>Permanent mindbreak
She's gotta be top 15 if not top ten for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564219
>that plump butt
Unf. How long ago did Loen draw that anyways?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564209
Anon no, that makes me sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564182
Came down with a migraine on our romantic night together. The kind of migraine that makes you empty your stomach

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564177
Gonna be the pudgiest cuddle dragon in the land if I get her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564205
They're also objectively the softest dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564222
I don't have a Lich in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564232
I'm your huckleberry
Gonna give a zombie dragon nothin but the sweetest of sweets between dickings and sloppy cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564177
I've still got a half finished story about a town healer and his dragon zombie waifu in the works. The idea is that she could "smell him spreading his spirit energy around town" with his medical magic, and in death she immediately went after that prevalent and recognizable scent she knew in life. Not really a story you could do with a plain vanilla dragon, ya know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564218
Girls that start out simple are one thing, that can be endearing. Ones that change from smart to simple and can't go back are another matter, to me that's just depressing, like she had to get brain damage in order to be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564177
They can create hordes of Undead. Fascinating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564237
My brother.

Gonna spoil her like she wasn't in life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564177
>Cool design
>Long hair
>THICC
>Drooling wet cunt
>permanently mindbroken
>Still powerful and devoted to protecting husband
10/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564235
Then go date one, you blockhead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564226
And apparently the mental change is self-inflicted, given its her own regrets that cause this transformation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564222
Haunted by a mistake that left me tainted in the eyes of MGs...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564246
But they aren't real and even if they were I would have no idea how to strike up a conversation with one.

[Anonymous No.]

Anubis in the streets, Hellhound in the sheets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564247
Even better. Its like she's finally reaching the ultimate stage of cutting loose and letting her hair down. Maybe that's why she has long hair.
>>16564244
This guy, this guy gets it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564245
Great armcandy too. I bet they've completely lost all inhibitions and are willing to do all sorts of lewd things in broad public if you're into that.

[Anonymous No.]

>Page 9
>Only a few images left
Oh dear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564189
>garlic

this is gonna end in rape right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564256
Well here's hoping one appears in your life one day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564266
Solid thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564177
I wonder what a Dragon Zombie's Rot-Breath smells like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564242
I wonder if Mayadere Dragon Zombies exist?

>>16564244
>You'll never cuddle a crying Dragon Zombie as she uses every moment to feel every inch of you and remind herself that you're real.
>She'll never nuzzle your chest and swear over and over again that she's never going to let you go.
I wonder if Dragon Wights are a thing though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564247
>Self-inflicted
>A vampire makes some casual, and venomous, comments about the zombie dragon's husband's low birth.
>Leaves to a different room briefly only to find herself alone with the zombie dragon, the latter's carefree expression gone and a stern one in it's place.
>Gets a thorough explanation of what the zombie dragon is going to do to her if she EVER hears a joke like that again.
>Proceeds to go back to the simple smile when she hears her husband call for her.
>Vampire never makes those remarks again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564278
Given how Demonic Energy works, probably something sickeningly sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564272
God I absolutely love Latenight's Liches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564222
Life

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564279
Maybe, although I imagine she's still deredere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564162
>Buying a Slurpee machine
Real talk the Sour Grape mix at 7-11 gives the shits

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564287
He should've drawn that Lich with some regal golden skulls on her already lovely clothing, just so she'd look more like a Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564270
No, of course not. I mean there's no way you'd say no to your horny waifu, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564282
>"Listen to me you bloodsucking whore. I wasted thousands of years searching for a strong man of high birth and died looking. My darling loves me for me and makes me feel like I should've felt all those wasted centuries. If I ever hear you insult him because of his commoner birth again I'll remind you that a Zombie Dragon is still a Dragon when I raze your estate to the ground and rot the earth it rests on so that none will be able to live there for a thousand years. Next time you even think of insulting my husband, go slobber all over your husband's dick instead you parasitic cum-slut."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564282
Holy shit I love it
>Dragon Zombie is a lascivious wreck at the undead ball
>PDAing her husband all over, practically falling over herself to fawn and molest him, a big dumb smile plastered on her face, eyes never leaving him
>Husband has to excuse himself for a moment, leaves to the restroom leaving Dragon Zombie behind
>As soon as he closes the door behind him she straightens up and announces to the room in cold tones that she has picked up on 27 unnecessary comments on her and her husbands behavior, 13 comments specifically on her husband being of low birth, 38 disapproving glances, seven scoffing laughs, and two outright audible insults that her husband would surely have heard
>Calmly tells everyone in the room she's acquired each of their scent and has the means and capacity to obliterate their homes in a single night while her husband is asleep after their usual copulation sessions
>If she senses any further sources of ridicule, she will not hesitate to make that night tonight
>as soon as husband comes back in her slovenly face is on and she practically bowls him over like a drunk bimbo, licking his neck and giggling

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564303
But how is she going to seduce the man she likes with skulls all over her clothing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564282
>>16564311
>>16564312
Well that's an easy first headcanon about Dragon Zombies

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564315
Because they look cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564311
>>16564312
Toppest tier dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>Zombie dragons are only simplistic, dick driven and wurm tier when their husbando is around
>Returns to a proud and arguably the most powerful member of the greatest tyrants to walk the world and rule its skies, heralding supreme doom to any one who insults her beloved
I actually like a lot of threadcanon, and this is one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564330
>Zombie Dragon leads an entire campaign of enthralled undead against a powerful Vampire's estate behind her husband's back simple because she made an offhand comment about how she must have 'settled' for him
>Husband is none the wiser, there's no way his adorable if not simple-minded wife could ever do something like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564325
But she's supposed to look seductive, not cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564307
of course not! the hornier the better!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564312
Suddenly I have the thought of a Zombie Dragon who likes to dress up in pretty gowns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564330
>Listens to husband and is down with everything he suggests due to being stuck in permanent honeymoon mode.
>Will turn into her old, tyranical ways should someone talk shit about her husband.
>god help them if she notices it hurting him.
>She will poison the earth, raise undead legions, and see her enemies torn down before her husband notices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564330
>>16564342
>>16564358
Is this yandere? This feels like a special kind of yandere. Whatever it is, I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564362
No.
Yandere would imply she'd get mad at him speaking with other women or harems, which it doesn't seem like she would considering she's basically in perma-lovestruck mode.

This is call "Wife who will fuck up whomever talks shit about husband"

[Anonymous No.]

>zombie dragon already has stupid threadcanon that goes totally against the profile
Well that didn't take long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563889
Yeah well, I like big girls too but I'd never publish a story with a big girl, given the amount of fuck offs and shitposting I'd get for a Jotunn that's 12' and 1150 lbs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564362
It's Mayadere
A waifu who's a villainous conqueror but who has a soft deredere spot for you and you only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564358
>Zombie Dragon hosts a party in her hubbie's name in their mansion
>Undead hosts and server girls lining the walls along with undead guards and watchmen and security personnel
>She hears a lowborne, uppity vampire make a crass statement about her husband and his standing
>Literally every servant's head in the room turns, staring at the vampire with the zombie dragon's possessed eyes.
>It holds for a few seconds before the possession vanishes and the undead servers and guards go back to their duties like nothing ever happened, perhaps truly unaware of it themselves
>But the now pale vampire knows she's a marked woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564177
She's just like I thought she would be. Still the lowest ranking dragon for me though.

Kinda nice to see the undead horde thing, it can build up to some nice things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564368
>Goes against the profile
It's based on a line in the profile anon.
Nothing in there says she can't go full Mayadere if someone talks shit about her husbando.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564369
That sounds nice, although I don't know how a 12' foot tall woman could weigh that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564330
It's... not even that threadcannony.
Since it's confirmed they WILL go apeshit if they even perceive something as threatening their precious husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564387
She goes apeshit, not back to living.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564382
>12'
>Nice
That's literally /d/egenerate tier faggotry

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564395
Eh, thats mini gts tier.

Call me back when she's breaking twenty.

That's when its degeneracy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564389
You act like "apeshit" can't mean a cold and terrifying fury.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564381
>profile basically says she goes full retard after dying with regrets
>threadcanoned into an eloquent high society memedere

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564395
Are you that fag that cried earlier when >>16559235 was posted?

[Anonymous No.]

We should really stop giving these people (you)s.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564404
Mind as well keep everything from normal dragon and just make her really cold and soft.

There. You have a perfect zombie dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564407
Agreed. We should also stop implying things, while we're at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564387
That and something self-inflicted can probably be undone.....That and the fact that one could probably get them to a wight stage where they still pretend to be simple because they love it more.

[Anonymous No.]

i am already imagining the undead harems

king:you
queen:vampire
bishop:wight
knight:jiangshi
rook:zombie dragon
pawn:dullahan

only downsides would be the ungodly low fertility rate and how most of those are semen hungry

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564429
We already have that threadcanon for Wights anyway.

No reason not to extend it to the new hotness too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564177
> Should it seem that their spouse will be harmed, they'll become half-crazed, fly into a rage, and spew "rotten breath" haphazardly.

People calling the mayadere stuff non-canon can eat shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564429
Eh, I think trying to undo a core tenet of the MG is where I'd say "just get another girl."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564431
>Lich
>Not bishop
>Rook not Dullahan and making knight zombie dragons.
>Pawns, not skeletons or zombies.

Actually, make the queen a wight and the pawns zombies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564431
>Semen hungry
>A problem
If you're a coward maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564436
I mean yeah, as long as you don't expect them to go "cold plotting villain" over "berserk rampage."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564451
It's just a little fun mate, no need to get so upset about people bouncin ideas off each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564436
She's simple and goes into rage when the husband is harmed, however making her super smart and even intelligent enough to realize to get that angry from just trashtalk is stretching it. Also those greentexts were getting a bit too close to "nuttin personell kid" territory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564442
>Vampire first comes to suck your blood and take some semen
>Then dragon zombie comes and dries you out
>Wight appears but you are already dry like a bacon

see the problem here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564476
I'm not the guy getting butthurt, just reminding people before they go completely off the rails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564451
>>16564479

I wouldn't say that making a threat requisites much intelligence in the first place. A "What the fuck did you just fucking say about my husband, you little bitch?" could easily come out of their mouth,

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564479
Well where's your contribution champ

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564485
Manticore Venom exists for a reason and with that many Ojou-samas in your harem you could definitely afford a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564489
Of course, but that's hardly what was greentexted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564497
I AM JUST ONE ANON, THEY ARE 5 SEMEN HUNGRY UNDEADS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564504
Just one incubus anon, that is.
You'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564485
>dry like bacon
Untrue Dark Ring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564503
Well hopefully people will make sure to stick to the rules when making greentext next time

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564511
That's a mere illusion! If anything, it would make them think you're good to go and just leave you in an even worse condition!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564521
Hmm.... Chloranthy Ring?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564504
You'll incubize with that many undead girls fawning over you anon. Then your balls will practically be infinite semen producing machines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564485
> implying a mere mortal can handle the needs of even one of those
Your arrogance will pale in comparison to your suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564527
Will there be any time where i am not pounding a undead womb? or i am delegated to dispenser duty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564536
You would instantly go incubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564537
Well there's the times where you'll be cuddling them or dinner time where you all have pleasant conversation while enjoying a well cooked meal.
But honestly, do you not want to be balls deep in moaning Ojou-samas who beg you for more as much as physically possible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564525
That'd work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564537
That all depends on your performance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564537
Just look at it as your new day job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564549
Okay that sounds like a dam good deal

>>16564556
aye sir

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564405
If the woman is twelve feet tall that shit's degenerate. A human dong couldn't fit in that and stimulate her properly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564577
But a monstergirl pussy would fair just fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564577
Implying that such a girl couldn't have a vagina adapted to shrink down as needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564245
Well now I can't stop thinking about Zombie Dragon begging me to molest her in public, thanks KC and thread
No really thanks mindbreak is my fucking jam

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564177
>>16564595
I think she has the most pussy drool of any girl KC's done so far, at least in recent memory

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564262
I think the real concern is going to be getting them to NOT do lewd things in public.

[Anonymous No.]

How are you celebrating valentines day with your Waifu, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564604
She's basically the undead equivalent to a Jubjub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564604
Imagine how much a undead raiju would drip

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564612
No, stop, my penis can only get so erect
>Zombie Dragon giving you a handjob while fingering herself as you're riding the train home
>Everyone knows they can't do jack shit or she'll just undeath them through miasma or obliterate them
fuuuuck yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564620
I know I'd celebrate with my waifu with some video games, a nice breakfast, a movie or two and then spend the rest of the day fucking like beasts until our dinner reservations.
Then get home and fuck until we pass out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564621
Was one of my thoughts too. Which is very good.
>>16564625
Jesus lord

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564620
Slime hole stuff.
http://imgur.com/a/yaaDg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564272
Dat everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564636
Phew, gat damn

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564636
Too lewd! was not ready

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564636
You're a very lucky man

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564431
>king:you
No thank you. Unless the Queen is the one who actually holds the power, which is very possible due to monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564620
I am getting ready for midnight,Vampire wife told me to wake her up at exactly 12:00 AM of saint valentine day

she will make sure shes gonna end up impregnated this night,she already spent a small fortune on the most concentrated manticore venom and the rarest sticky mushrooms

and finally she specifically told me "Dont stop pouring inside no matter how much i complain or else your punishment shall be ugly"

i am scared on how it will go

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564657
Remember: When in doubt, delegate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564657
You're just her sexy eyecandy. Maybe you can run some humanitarian charities on the side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564657
It compliments chess,the king is the most important piece despite being so fucking weak

meanwhile the queen is the strongest piece

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564669
>>16564671
>>16564682
I just don't like to be the big one, if you know what I mean. I prefer to be in the middle of the chain of command. Or the second, in this case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564584
>>16564592
>Justifying degeneracy with mamano mana
>With literal giants

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564646
>>16564642
Haha gomen gomen
>>16564653
Thanks. We'll probably also have a nice lobster dinner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564177
So what depraved perverse stuff would you make a Dragon Zombie do, since it seems like she'll do absolutely anything for the dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564702
I would make her sit on my lap

oh i am so evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564694
That's what happens when you don't tell /d/ to fuck off immediately. Now we have this shit here all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564702
Tie her whole body up in powerful chains, lay her on her back, and tenderly make love to her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564709
MGs are inherently /d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564709
>Monsterfucking General
>Those /d/egenerates tho!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564620
gonna draw her
and probably cry because i'll probably never celebrate valentines day with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564712
Her wild licking and rough suction will probably make you want to properly facefuck her though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564715
Your mother is inherently /d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564702
Write a 90 page essay in Trebuchet MS

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564708
You absolute monster
>>16564712
This >>16564722
She'll be practically begging you with her slovenly eyes to just jam it as far in her throat as you can
Not like she needs to breathe

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564716
You know what, you're right. Let's just let all the /d/ stuff in here. Futa, vore? Come right in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564709
>>16564577
Go back to /d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564722
Well I can't very well help it if my hips are moving on their own. I just hope she can forgive me for the humpty slime I ate earlier, because her belly is getting filled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564715
>>16564716
Like clockwork. Go back to tumblr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564728
Traps, TF, giantess, inflation, and fart too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564733
Kek. that all you got?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564731
She'll bust her chains and wrap her arms around your waist so you can't pull out of her mouth.
She's going to want every last drop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564727
i am already having degenerate troughs

if a dragon could already hold large amounts of semen on her womb imagine how much you can pump inside a undead dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564702
>So what depraved perverse stuff would you make a Dragon Zombie do
Lots of handholding and missionary position with the sole intent of procreation and then I'd cuddle with her while talking about names for our duaghterus and after that I'd make an ice cream float for us to split and get ready for the next round of lovemaking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564731
>Start cumming down her throat
>Her eyes smile lewdly
>That look as she slowly realizes its not stopping coming out and is only increasing in intensity
>you can practically feel the air getting moist from how wet she's getting

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564742
Not like she needs those organs anymore. Displacement is now a nonissue.
Anon you devil. What's worse is she'd be absolutely begging you to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564620
Drinking till my liver has a seizure and contemplating on using my shotgun on myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564751
I would do it any time she wanted to,she didn't got enough love in her past life, its time to pump her full of it every second!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16563904
Okay so here is how it works:

Everytime a man squishes a small sized flayer, the recoil from que squeeze flows through his body in chaos cells. Normally, those cells go away with the time or die out due to the spirit energy, but a man that has squished 600 of them per second can gather a surprising amount, resulting in very durables chaos cells.

I'm sure veryone is familiar with the ways Shoggoths transforms their husbands into slimes, yes? It's almost the same process, but the results are extremelly different.
When those chaos cells settle in the human body, the mana they have with them make it so that your own organism acepts them, however the monster essence gets overriden by your natural spirit energy, resulting in them settling in your body while no monsterization happens. This makes it so that the male or female gets a rather wobblyness in certain parts of their bodies, such as the cheeks for nimu nimus or the butts for slaps.

Okay, so what about the Dragon wife? You see, chaos cells in excess travels through the body using normal blood cell when the spots mentioned above are already being effected by them. They are easily eliminated by normal excretory means such as pee, poo or sweat, but sometimes, following the flow, they can make your dick rather squishy too.
When having intercourse with a Dragon, the exchange between SE and DE happens, however, due to the chaos cells being in your dick, your spirit energy kinda gets a little added taste, making the reciever's mana accept it just like your did. This happens without her getting actual chaos cells. (This process may take a while to happen.)

So now the dragon's mana is used to chaos cells. Alright let's jump into action.
Say that all the little Flayers attack the waifu. Her body would reject them due to natural laws, however, her mana that's already used to the chaos is going to absorb some residue and take it inside. This will quickly tucker out the little flayers, but considering there would be 600 of them the effects will most likely happen.
The same thing that happened to her mate me will happen to her too, but it will be stronger due to her body already being used to the cells and her being a monster girl.
Funny enough, having a thick layer of cales makes it so that the chaos lodges itself on them, making them kinda soft and wobbly, like a dragon with slimy scales. Some may go to her body too, and no matter how fit she is, her muscles get a bit of softeness to them even though she would still look perfectly fit.

Those effects, again, go away with time. Since it was just exchange through diffusion, the physical part (cells) will be gone though excretory means and the chaos mana quickly eaten away, returning her to her normal state. This may or may not raise her sanity stats

TL;DR Dragons can't die of flayer crash.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is cum inflation not labeled as /d/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564739
You heard me, don't think people haven't noticed how you've been infesting the thread more and more lately. Fuck off with your fat fetishism, inflationshit, autistic walls of text about bdsm """""philosophy""""", your pegging defence force and other garbage. Go back to your blogs to circlejerk about your "mistresses" farts with your gimp masks on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564762
That's probably the most romantic thing you could say to a Dragon Zombie
I'd stock up on humpty slimes though, cause if she holds you to that it could be a very, very long time till you take a break

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564741
>>16564744
Unf. Various levels of unf. I want to get her so drunk on the cum that she can't help but burp when I press her belly.

Undead are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564620
Writing up something I plan on revealing to her in due time.

I'd probably be done sooner, but this migraine is slowing me down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564772
That's some serious consideration.

I'd a chaos Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564775
Sticky mushrooms,humpty slime and maybe corruption fruit!

now,does a zombie dragon still got her hoard from her past life? we could spend it to pleasure her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564773
I am assuming they're talking about giving her a small belly and not dobson inflation shit.
I think it's dumb either way, but there's a difference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564782
Nah, Chaos Dragons take some more time to produce, they need a more delicate method that involves other chaos monsters.

Vanilla is still a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564782
You say that now but then you wake up with one kicking your door down while she screams something about ruinous powers or some shit.

Long story short, everyone gets rapped and demon girls are everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

Mofus are for drowning in semen during SV day

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>>16564772
I guess you could say a little bit of chaos never hurt anyone.

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>>16564785
I imagine, though perhaps some of them in the transformation into a Zombie Dragon would look on them with extreme disdain for having ended up being worthless. Maybe a few even tore it apart or flung it around in a rage. But by and large if they really did live thousands of years just to die unloved they probably amassed a massive hoard. I do think they would want nothing to do with it though, so the sooner you spend it the better.

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>>16564787
Still, I would enjoy seeing that Dragon a little high on flayer juice.
>>16564791
Indeed, a true Chaos Dragon is probably a walking natural disaster. Lets hope they are comatose somewhere.

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I want my Demon waifu to tie me to the bed so she can cuddle me while gently riding me and teasing that I can't wrap my arms around her.

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>>16564805
>"Well this is just more frustrating than lewd!"

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>>16564804
>enjoy seeing that Dragon a little high on flayer juice
Anon no!

>>16564797
I have a Ph.D in Dragons and I'm studying flayers. Trust me.

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>>16564809
It'd be worth it to see her smug catlike smile.
It'll be especially worth it when the bindings "give out" and I can trap her in a bear hug and shift things into a mating press.

[Anonymous No.]

Sundae special! Now at Porker's Bar & Grill!

Two big scoops for the price of one!

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>>16564827
What girl is on the "Take 'em, Impregnate 'em" special

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>>16564823
Talk about escalation!
I bet she planned on those bindings breaking, that mischief maker childhood friend

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Why are Imps so god damn smug?

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>>16564827
I'll take the Surf n Turf special with the Mershark and Minotaur waitresses.
Oh and a Diet Coke please.

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>>16564836
>spoiler
Well duh. When she commits to a scenario she'll do everything in her power to make it doable.
She'll spend entire afternoons studying a character's body language when she wants to to cosplay roleplay.

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>>16564735
>He doesn't want to smell his waifu's fragrant flatulence

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>>16564772
Drop the Mindflayer right now.

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>>16564850
Now that's dedication. I've been meaning to ask, does she ever NOT roleplay and not do more kinky stuff in bed? Ever surprise her when she's expecting something elaborate with just some tender vanilla missionary?

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>>16564813
What's the worst that could happen with a little flayer juice exposure?

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder, it's now hip to fuck bees.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CvqmD0CZao

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>>16564872
Yeah. It can't be roleplay all the time despite how much she loves it.
The anniversary of her finding me is always celebrated with slow, passionate and tender cowgirl cuddlesex accompanied by handholding and kissing.

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>>16564881
Hot wasp aaass.
I always crack up to that song.

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>>16564881
I don't want to fuck that bee.

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>>16564881
But wasps aren't bees.
I'd strongfat bumblebee girls quite easily.

They'd be so cuddly and laid back.

[Anonymous No.]

did she ever found out liches cant impregnate females due to reasons?

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>>16564881
It's always been hip to fuck bees.

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>>16564884
Daawww. That's really cute. Just don't let her know you see her happy tears.

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>>16564884
Do you ever summon Demon wife from afar, with an intentionally broken summoning circle? I know I would.

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>>16564881
I know the thread doesn't talk about EMG very much, but I think it's a nice touch that the new chapter confirmed that the Zombie virus is actually weak as hell and only zombifies people who die immediately afterwards because the human immune system kicks the shit out of it.

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>>16564896
Was nice. Now Zombinafags can live their biting fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no Hornet imoutos who go ballistic any time they feel you've been attacked or disrespected

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>>16564891
>strongfat bumblebee girl
That's alot of soft. And alot of honey.

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>>16564894
I don't think she'd care considering I'd be doing the same.

>>16564895
Why would I even summon her?
We're always together because of her abandonment issues.

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>>16564620
Did you have to use mai waifu to demonstrate this question?

Just makes me depressed...

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>>16564908
One on each side and a shorter one in my lap.
The best in nightime cuddling.
They'd also have permashut eyes and small smiles

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>>16564881
Is it 'angry wasp noises' if a wasp is angry all the time? Shouldn't it just be 'normal wasp noises'?

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>>16564909
I mean, just for fun you could summon her from across the house. Then either your broken circle provokes her to jump you, or a proper circle will make her obey your every command.

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>>16564875
The worst worst?
Choas cells go to the synapse and make her addicted to squishing flayers like me. I could probably write more about that, but gotta keep the dragon waifu pure.

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>>16564919
>spoiler
Fantastic taste. Supreme taste. I know exactly what you're talkin about. >>16559072

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>>16564892
>Liches can't

I'll stop you right there. Enough wonton application of magic can make anything possible, as horrifying as the implications may or may not end up being.

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>>16564899
Shame she still probably smells like a rotting corpse all the time and the Formaldehyde issue.

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>>16564946
Exactly.
That face but on a big, strongfat bee that loves to hug me into her neck fluff While her sisters hug the rest of me.

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>>16564951
>>16564892
The bigger issue is whatever universal law magic calms the Squirrel down whenever he starts thinking lewd.

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>>16564942
Are miniflayers just the head with a bunch of tentacles? Or do they still have little bodies too? For some reason I always saw it as the former.

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>>16564960
Do they have exceptionally large bumblebutts as well? The kinds you just can't resist giving a loving squeeze and grope to which they just scrunch their face up into an even cuter smile?

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>>16564925
That much effort for a little prank? I think I'd rather just leave a whoopee cushion under her favorite couch cushion.

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>>16564963
Thats funny to imagine.
>Little Flayers crawling around with their tentacles, no bigger than a basketball.
>Puberty hits like a truck, and their boobalicious body just pops out from under them, out of nowhere.

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>>16564977
That's how I imagined it! No idea why, just seems a funny and cute idea

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>>16564976
Well, I think the summoning has potential for far more lewd than a whoopie cushion.

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>>16564975
Yep.
Big bumble butts, big bumble breasts, and thick thighs.
Gonna sneak up on the three of them and grope them in rapid succession and then run from the room.

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>>16564963
Squishyflayers do in fact have bodies, but they mostly crawl around so it's hard to notice. When you pick them up they do this funny thing where they curl up and only the head remains. That's when you squosh.

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>>16564996
Damn you, you're making this too damn cute. Do they enjoy the squoueshes at least?

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Last pic is for the cats.

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>>16564991
Fantastic.
Are they the kind to be shocked, be aroused, or just smile and sigh like 'awa, it can't be helped~' when you grope the bumblefluff parts?

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>>16565009
What a whore.

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>>16564986
What could summoning possibly do for us that we don't already do in the bedroom?

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>>16565014
The third.
They don't mind and just see it time together for hive building time.

That or snuggling under the blankets on a cold winter night.

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>>16559290
>Green Knights of Terra
I imagined Doomguy when you mentioned this. I like this setting.

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>>16565004
It really depends on how you do it. For example, you can put one you your lap and play with her, thanks to the flayer skills, she can feel your stress going away and gets pretty happy.
I would let one sqosh my cheeks too. I bet she would have fun.

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>>16565004
They literally live for it. It's only once they're adults do the squishes start to embarrass them.

Which of course makes squishing them even better.

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>>16565009
That's a headband.
Also, she's thick everywhere else but has comparatively thin legs. This picture disgusts me.

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>>16565009
>headband
You disgust me.

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>>16565021
It's just another fun thing to do. Jesus I didn't intend to draw your ire over such a silly thing.

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>>16563353
Is this a Silent Hill 4 reference or are there giant jiggly scary faces that predate the one in that game?

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>>16565023
Perfect. For some reason I love that reaction especially in that kind of general bodytype. To the point where you can really be gettin into it and pushing yourself in and they still just sigh like its just another cute little thing you do
>That or snuggling under the blankets on a cold winter night
I can't even imagine the amount of layers of soft stacked on stacked on top of each other in such a position. You'd need some damn strong lungs.

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>>16565047
One pressing on the right, one pressing on the left, one snuggling atop.
I'm prepared for this, one does not go with strongfat bumblebee girls unless he is prepared to suffer for that softness.

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>>16565027
So they're literally willing stressballs? Sign me up. I'm ordering ten. I'll explain to the waifu later, I'm sure she'll understand.
>>16565028
I see, I see!

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have that manticore hobo smegma story i want to read it again.

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>>16565055
I believe it's safe to say you've officially won. Damn, I'm jelly. Er, honey.
Seriously that sounds fucking heavenly.

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>>16565072
No, I'll win when I have bumble loli daughterus in the mix.

There will be less cuddling for me but more cuddling for the daughterus, a worthy trade-off

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>>16565056
Just be careful to not get 600.

Also, they aren't just stressballs, they are alive and have feelings. If anything, you need to treat them like daughterus.

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>>16565055
>Strongfat Honeybee triplets
Ah a man of impeccable tastes I see. My strongfat Salamander waifus will be y'alls spotting partners anytime you need them.

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>>16565075
>A low running humm in one giant bundle of fluff and softness and strongfat with anon at the center
>wives squish him between their bosoms a bit tighter as they start talking about how they want a few more

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>>16565083
Would be fantastic.
It's the best of both worlds when it comes to body types.

I'd love lifting with them so they can be in spats and sports bras while they lift.

Wouldn't even need to do lewd things, just chat and bond while lifting.

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>>16565037
Relax anon, you don't have my ire.
Though I will admit using summoning in the bedroom would certainly enhance several roleplays. Especially the ones where cosplays and pretends to be Morrigan or Shamsiel.

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>>16565090
Exactly!
That is the comfiest of comy endings to the day.
No more than three daughterus per wife running around the house at a time.

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>>16565082
Well, we have a whole bunch of willing homes for them to go to under our employ. I'd just like to have them around the castle.
>600
Goodness no amount of convincing will ever work for THAT.

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>>16565103
Nice. Perfect number. Well I would love to hear more about them in the future, with >>16565092 these such adventures

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>>16565111
Well, I'm afraid I can't as I must go to bed and I'm both but going to the park and watching the daughter swarm be unleashed upon the jungle gym and monkey bars to fun while their mothers and I watch would be lovely.


Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that zombie dragons are best countered by hugs.

I'm sure that nothing bad will come from it.

Maybe...

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>>16565131
Yes, hugs!
Warm, loving hugs.
Warm, wet, moaning, grinding, mushy hugs.

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>>16565134
Only after the daughterus go to bed.

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>>16565131
I would pay to see that. Very nice.

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>>16565143
They'd travel in swarms based on if they were the first, second, or third batch of daughterus.

It'd be cute seeing them play with other girls or a boy they can become childhood friends with.

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>>16565142
>Dragon Zombie
>Daughterus
It seems odd to me. I get that more undead get birthed when you get undead pregnant, but the unique case of the Dragon Zombie is that they come due to millenia of regret for not fucking a guy and that all gets built up via Mamono to reanimate them.
Would Zombie Dragon Daughterus be just as horny and slovenly as their mothers?

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>>16565158
Sounds like a good question for KC.

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>>16565158
Nah, they'd be cute, huggy, and moan 'paaaapaaa' when asking for upsies.

They also giggle when you poke them in the tummy.

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>>16565163
Well now I'm conflicted. I love the race for the minbreakedness and excessive public lewdity but I also love innocent daughterus
>moan 'paaaapaaaa' when asking for upsies
Fuck. I'm really conflicted. Maybe they're understanding of their momma's weird nature?

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>>16565169
Yep.

They probably still have a higher sex drive and are less arrogant than regular dragons but are more 'put together' than nonborn zombie dragons.

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>>16565161
I'm a bit worried to ask him because I'm fairly certain he'll say 'Oh they're just as lewd as their mothers and attach to their fathers sexually much faster than most monsters' or something.

>>16565174
That seems more acceptable, and yeah I totally would think they would have a higher sex drive than most, though hopefully not mindlessly so. I mean don't get me wrong, I still want the wife zombie dragon to be a mindbroken everlewd mess, but It would be nice if the daughterus could just accept it and be comfortable with it.

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>>16565174
>Head to the daugheru room with a plate of snacks
>All three of the triplets are in there, the "first born" standing before a chalk board with a swagger stick and a diagram drawn in chalk about their local playground and where their targets hang out
>Your other two daughters are sitting on their knees, tails wagging lazily, and wings fluttering each time they nod energetically to whatever new plan they've come up with.
>Put the plate down on a bedside table, and clear your throat before leaving them to their super serious planning.

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>>16565185
>I'm fairly certain he'll say 'Oh they're just as lewd as their mothers and attach to their fathers sexually much faster than most monsters' or something.
Oh you know he'll ruin the fantasy with that.

I wonder if KC even understands the whole concept of a daughteru. I don't think there's an age or a mg he doesn't want to stick his dick in, the whole concept might be completely foreign to him. You'd probably provoke another "Oh those silly gaijin" twitter posts

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>>16565131
>Anon and his strongfat Honeybee waifus arrive at the park
>his waifus already sporting the fourth batch of baby bumps to the ever growing swarm
>meet up with >>16565083 and his strongfat triplet Salamander waifus
>they too have baby bumps of their own
>the Salamander and Honeybee girls decide to play 'King of the Hill' on the play place
>Salamander waifus are basically armchair generals, giving their daughterus commands while talking with the other waifus about how hard it is to workout while pregnant
>Honeybee waifus basically are the medics, anyone with a boo boo or cut sees them immediately
>both anons are just chilling on the side while having a few beers and cracking some jokes about work
>life is good
>until that crazy bastard who married the strongfat Ushi-Oni triplets shows up with his mobile army in tow

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>>16565190
Such cute girls.

Gonna give them fruit slices and cookies so they have enough energy for operation 'Play tag with Billy'

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>>16565190
...Alright, I'll bite. I'd ask them what they're planning.

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>>16565201
Capture the prince, obviously. What else do dragons plot?

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>>16565194
I mean, on the one hand I think its nice he's so inclusive to a wide range of stuff that's usually pretty taboo, but on the other yeah, I think there are some clashes here and there. I don't mind if daughteru fucking is okay in the setting, I mean whatever, it makes sense given the context, but I just would want to avoid it being something that would be expected.
>>16565190
Now, if they're chasing after OTHER boys their age, that's fine by me. God help him. But I'm busy with other things. A Dragon Zombie wife is very needy.
I'd still find time to smooch the daughterus on their heads and tell them to take it somewhat easy on the poor neighborhood boys

[Anonymous No.]

Confused looking Yeti with interrogation mark on her head
http://i.imgur.com/R3cFCxN.png

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>>16565208
>Boys
>plural
It's the worries of a father. Heavens bless the boy who catches the eye of three young zombie dragons

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>>16565207
Oh dear.

...Welp! Hope he's prepared!

[Anonymous No.]

>Be serial rapist in MG world.
>Gone on the prowl for lone monstergirls.
>Most, didn't bother resisting or just only feigned resistance.
>Hell, they liked it!
>You stopped doing it after what happened with the hellhound.
>Today you learned being a serial rapist isn't fun in MG world.

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I want to celebrate Valentine's Day with my Kobold waifu and Kobold daughteru!

First would be the meal. We'd get out the bread maker and cook up a nice big batch of pizza dough, and make homemade pizzas! We'd all be in the kitchen together, wearing pink heart-shaped aprons, rolling out our pizzas and topping them and accidentally-on-purpose getting flour in each others' hair. We'd bake them and eat them and then clean up afterwards because homemade pizzas make quite the mess!

Next would be the presents. For my waifu (from me and our daughteru) is a brand new pink latex bitchsuit with lots of childish, semi-excessive pink and white frills on the arms and legs and neck and butt area, and a big red heart on the front that says 'Puppy' on it in curvy white letters! For our daughteru (from me and my waifu) is a set of special green latex gloves and stockings that have special magically-controlled tickle pads that get squeezed tightly against every single one of her adorable squishy little paw-pads when she puts them on! For me (from my waifu and daughteru of course) would be a brand new chastity cage with their names engraved on either side of it!

Finally would be the sex! Wonderful, slow, loving three-way cuddlesex with lots of groping and nuzzling and kissing, but not much more than that. No added toys or outfits or anything, just the three of us passionately loving each other!


I feel like Valentine's Day would be the biggest holiday of the year at least for married monstergirl families, we would absolutely make a grand production of it.

[Anonymous No.]

Mindflayer story

http://pastebin.com/beBY4iKJ

And now off to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565229
>http://pastebin.com/beBY4iKJ
Neat. I'll give it a read.

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>>16565220
>You, the cutest shota in the land, will never hole yourself up at the top of the slide tower
>Your two best bros will never defend the base from two dragon zombie lolis bent on giving you cooties
>They will never slowly push back your buddies, forcing you to beat a hasty retreat down the slide
>You will never realize just as you reach the point of no return that there were THREE sisters
>You will never bump into the oldest halfway down as she climbs up
>She will never grin at you
So as it turns out, I never had a childhood.

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>>16565210
Nice

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>>16565227
That sounds cute, KDF. How would you react to your daughteru coming home from school with a Valentines card from a secret admirer?

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>>16565222
is it fun in any world?

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>>16565227
>I feel like Valentine's Day would be the biggest holiday of the year at least for married monstergirl families
I fail to see how a day of love is overly exceptional to monstergirls where every day is a day of love. Especially such a cold, commercialized day. In fact, it may not even exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>ZDragon daugheru got the looks of her mother and the booksmarts of father
>cue nerdy dragon zombie daugheru

i iimagine ZDragon daugherus are like undead wurms,simple minded but strong,can learn if taugh

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>>16565249
Serial rapists are in it for the power/domination. Now try and throw that guy in a world where the women can easily bench press a steel beam.

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>>16565218
Oh god, I can imagine it now.
>Hear daughterus scamper in the front entryway, making a bustle, sounding like a fourth set of feet is with them desperately scraping the ground
>pull Zdragon waifu off of whatever lewd position she's in and tell her to take a break for a bit while you go see what the ruckus is about, to which she moans an obedient confirmation
>Throw on a robe and head downstairs to find the daughterus have tied that one neighborhood boy up to a post outside the kitchen
>They're just staring at him with half-lidded eyes, unsure of what to do next but clearly very excited
>Walk in and ask what they're up to
>They gleefuly smile up and say they caught a prince
>Ask what they're gonna do with him
>"...Plaaay hoooouse!"
>Laugh and ruffle their heads, then ask the boy if he doesn't mind playing house for a bit
>He just looks at you with a shocked expression before you shrug and turn to head back upstairs
>Walk back in to Zdragon wife lewdly playing with herself, shutting the door behind you as sounds of sinister giggling intensify down below

He's a nice boy.

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>>16565247
Hey thanks anon!
>spoiler
Her mother and I would have to teach her how to do gentle rejection. It's a hard reality, but it can't be helped.

>>16565250
Could be, but in my mind if monstergirls heard about a worldwide day of love, they'd be all over it regardless of how lovey all the rest of the days are.

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>>16565227
Every KDF post is a magical ride from start to finish.

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>>16565265
That's kidnapping and that's a crime.

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>>16565265
>Go through his stuff, call his parents, tell them he's safe and playing with your daughters, but his chastity probably isn't as safe
>Say you'll drop him off later tonight
>Hang up and go back to lewding the wife

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>>16565272
Oh, its just playing. Girls will be girls.
Of course I'd call the kid's parents

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565257
On the one hand, it's harder now. On the other it's also more rewarding. I imagine he'd quickly either resort to using drugs or raping weaklings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565276
Exactly.>>16565272

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565269
>worldwide day of love,
Valentines isn't a worldwide day of love, it's a western day of shallow consumerism

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>>16565271
I'm glad you think so anon, hopefully they're enjoyable.

>>16565282
Yeah I guess, but it's still well-known enough. If anything, it's at least good for neat ideas and would be a break from normal daily life and stuff.

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>>16565303
Vanilla deredere sex is a break from daily life to you? Jesus dude, put down the gimpsuit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565313
We'd do vanilla sex often enough anon, it's the whole planning and gift-giving and special celebrations that would make it different, the sex is just a single part of that.

[Anonymous No.]

Loving gentle vanilla sex should be the only way you have sex with your wife
Lotus position, or the next best thing depending on species

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565303
Well they're enjoyable in a sense that I learn a little bit more about you every time you post. But do tell me if I may ask, why would you have your daughter, Opal if I recall correctly (or was it Ophelia?, sorry I might have gotten the names switched around.), reject the advances of the secret admirer? Out of curiosity's sake

[Anonymous No.]

Kikimora x Mr. Clean

Yay or Nay

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565331
>Black man
>Being clean

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565327
How incredibly boring

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565327
For certain kinds of MG it's almost a necessity. Such as Inari due to their copious amount of fluffy tail. Not that I mind, I love intimate positions

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565331
What would she have left to clean?

Kikis should be paired with super dirty people who are also kind hearted and absent minded

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565328
I assume his idea is she wouldn't be interested. Heavens help him if she ever takes an interest in boys her own age though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565333
Was talking about the old mascot, not the new one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565334
Intense intimacy is never boring if you're incredibly starved for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565328
Yes, Opal is my daughteru. She'd have to reject him early because it would just bring him pain to want a girl who is already taken. It's not like she'd be interested in him that way either, for obvious reasons. They can absolutely be platonic friends though, but no more than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565343
What old mascot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565343
>>16565359
What new one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565351
What if she wants to stop fucking her dad and be normal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565351
If you don't mind my asking further, what happens to Opal after you and your wife pass on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565360
>He doesn't know

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>>16565351
>They can absolutely be platonic friends though
Don't tell your daughter that, you'll hurt her when he loses interest. Unless the boy is a huge cuck, he won't stay friends with her when she comes to school with a dildo up her twat and daddy's cum leaking down her legs.

Putting that expectation in her head will only do harm

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>>16565364
That would never happen anon, it's just an impossibility.

>>16565369
We'd put measures in place to where any of us could come back if need be, mamono mana and all that.

>>16565377
I'd have to prepare her for that too anon, but she's mature enough to understand that some friendships don't last forever despite her young age. I don't expect her to be friends with anybody though, that would be weird.

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>>16565413
>I'd have to prepare her for that too anon, but she's mature enough to understand that some friendships don't last forever despite her young age. I don't expect her to be friends with anybody though, that would be weird.
Not necessarily talking about lasting forever, I'm saying he wasn't really interested in being her friend. she's what, 8? At that age there's just innocent curiosity, unless your daughter is a balls to the wall tomboy, they won't be friends.

Plus according to KC, girls are already sexually mature by then, so she'll have an adult's perspective. Would you even need to tall her any of this? She'd know that he just wanted to get his dick wet even if he didn't understand the feeling he was going through.

Man, being a boy growing up around MGs would be hell. You'd be growing up fine with cute monster daughters until they hit sexual maturity at 8 or whatever age KC thinks is it, and every girl around you would be weird and confusing, and unapproachable. Like you want to play tag or climb trees and suddenly she wants to play "Stir me up inside, fuck me hard and impregnate me." Suddenly that girl who you could play games with all day, you can't talk to, because she just wants your shota dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565453
That's how it should be anon.

Young loli MGs should choose their mates early

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565453
That's why I generally disregard that bit, it's just way too creepy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565467
Young loli MGs should be more interested in younger boys so they can eaase and prepare them into what's coming from an early age. 10 yr old girls guiding 4 yr old boys, so on and so forth. Nothing sexual until they're both older, but it's important to lay the foundation.

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>>16565453
In the base setting though, by and large there aren't going to be young boys growing up around young monstergirls. Where they are, they're in places like Zipangu, where one would assume the agreement includes some laws around that sort of thing. In that instance, its probably shittier for the girls because they naturally want to sate their sexual desires at that age but legally can't.
Also >>16565481 to some point of this, it is perhaps better overall that way just so that the boys get used to it. I mean, the world is fast becoming much more lewd. By our standards its pretty wild to think of those things happening at that age, but that's very largely just a social construct. Marriages happened as early as 12 and 14 and stuff not 2000 years ago. If the whole world was just used to it we wouldn't bat an eye. So the sooner it becomes the norm the sooner young boys in the setting will just grow up understanding it.

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>>16565486
Marriage at 12 and 14 still happens in parts of the world, and in the US up til about 200 years ago.

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>>16565453
>Not necessarily talking about lasting forever, I'm saying he wasn't really interested in being her friend. she's what, 8? At that age there's just innocent curiosity, unless your daughter is a balls to the wall tomboy, they won't be friends.
That's fine then, it doesn't matter to me either way.
>Plus according to KC, girls are already sexually mature by then, so she'll have an adult's perspective. Would you even need to tall her any of this? She'd know that he just wanted to get his dick wet even if he didn't understand the feeling he was going through.
I guess so, but I'd still want to check to make sure she knows what to say, just in case.

>Man, being a boy growing up around MGs would be hell. You'd be growing up fine with cute monster daughters until they hit sexual maturity at 8 or whatever age KC thinks is it, and every girl around you would be weird and confusing, and unapproachable. Like you want to play tag or climb trees and suddenly she wants to play "Stir me up inside, fuck me hard and impregnate me." Suddenly that girl who you could play games with all day, you can't talk to, because she just wants your shota dick.
I mean, I feel like the excess mana permeating a place populated with monstergirls would at least make it feel natural for young boys. Even the influence of a single monstergirl might be enough, considering they'd already be sexually mature. Hell, society could eve n be at a point where that sort of thing is completely soically acceptable.

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>>16565497
>I mean, I feel like the excess mana permeating a place populated with monstergirls would at least make it feel natural for young boys. Even the influence of a single monstergirl might be enough, considering they'd already be sexually mature. Hell, society could eve n be at a point where that sort of thing is completely soically acceptable.
Sorry, KDF. Pedo apologia doesn't apply to human boys in this setting. It's going to be weird no matter what.

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>>16565495
Right, even more evidence of it largely just being social. That's why I really don't have a problem with MG girls getting lewd around age 10. 8 is a stretch in my mind, but I just assume they mature somewhat faster both physically and mentally.
If my Dragon Zombie daughter seeks out a boy at age 10, so be it. Its in her nature. Her mom would be proud in her more cognizant moments.

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>>16565504
But as >>16565495 said its really not even that big of a stretch in our own world, especially historically looking at the medieval era

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>>16565504
If you say so anon, but I think you're just calling it 'pedo apologia' because it's me.

In all honesty I wouldn't give any hint of a crap about society as long as my waifu and daughteru and I would get to live out our perfect lives together without any unwelcome interference.

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>>16565521
>In all honesty I wouldn't give any hint of a crap about society as long as my waifu and daughteru and I would get to live out our perfect lives together without any unwelcome interference.
Exactly this, minus the weird daughteru bondage fucking stuff. As long as my life is perfect I don't care about anything else.

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>>16565481
>omg lolis fucking adults is creepy
>let's think about lewding 4 yo boys instead
What the freaking fuck is this shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565327
Shut up anon you're not the king of fucks.

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>>16565510
Got any sources? I mean I could just be pitting my misconceptions against yours here in terms of the average age of sexual activity in previous time periods.

I know that now in the present day and arguable a more degenerate time, the numbers of sexually active minors has been dropping. Just a quick google shows one source touting 5.6% of high schoolers in america having had sex before they were 13

>>16565521
>'pedo apologia' because it's me.
No, I'm talking specifically about the whole "Mamono mana makes them sexualy mature way early" thing KC wrote into his setting. It doesn't apply to humans.

>>16565533
Don't lie. Learn to read. Don't speak if you aren't going to be genuine.

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>>16565534
If I was a king, I'd make that my official title.

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>>16565536
It's pretty common knowledge people used to marry off their children young for thousands of years.

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>>16565536
>It doesn't apply to humans.
>Mamono mana only affects older men not younger men!
please

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>>16565537
You'd better be prepared to back that up, Anon. You can't call yourself king of fucks unless you can leave a set of lilim triplets ahegaoing with peace signs in your wake.

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>>16565536
>Got any sources?
That's a two second google search man and is honestly kinda common knowledge
Not to say 'go find it yourself' but its more like take your pick

[Anonymous No.]

So, new Caster doujinshi translation.

https://exhentai.org/g/1029565/6ddda2ed75/

Really loving the art in this one, the fangs especially are cute.

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>>16565546
Can she cast a spell to make Fate not terrible

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>>16565539
Did peasants arrange marriages? I thought arranged marriages only happened for political purpose or between noble families. Which was done early, yes, but nothing really happened until both parties were older.

>>16565540
I suppose you have something to back that up with, right?

>>16565544
An equally quick google search says the average age for women in the medieval ages to have their first child is from 16yo. Marriage =/= sexual activity, mind you.

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>>16565541
Damn, difficult challenge but worthy of a kingly title. The question is what would the DL do once someone started collecting her daughters and calling himself a king?

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>>16565536
For thousands of years girls were getting married off from age 12
While typically the boy was a bit older (or sometimes it was even to like a 30 year old guy, shoutouts to Mary and Joseph), the point stands that its a subjective construct that can vary depending on the sensibilities of the society at the time

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>>16565553
Peasants indeed did arrange marriages, and quite early. The reason was because human greed. Many poor people had lots of kids so they could collect dowrys.

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>>16565553
Regardless, that would be considered pedophilia in our modern society and proves the point that the measure of what one considers an acceptable sexual age is largely societal
Obviously MGs are physically matured and primed from an early age, and human boys are the same at around age 12 themselves, sometimes earlier. From the physical perspective its entirely possible, and everything beyond that is just the social understanding of it.

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>>16565556
>>16565561
Married off =/= fucked tho. A noble woman could have a betrothed when she was 7, but the 20 yr old chap isn't swinging around to tap that until her first bleeding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565568
Right, and Monstergirls are perfectly willing to have sex at age 8-10 and are biologically prepared for it

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>>16565566
Yes, but MGs maturing at 8 and human boys maturing around 4 years later is a large gap when you think of development and maturity.

This is why I was saying older Mgs who are or are close to being sexually aware, not necessarily active, should be paired up with a younger boy, so he would be used to it from an earlier age and it won't come as a huge shock when for 4 years, the female side of his peer group is entirely alien to him. Because his peer group would already be older, and he'd understand it, eventually growing into it himself.

Just my 2 cents anyway

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>>16565571
Lets say 10-12

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>>16565571
And?

>>16565587
No, he's right. iirc the source material put it around 8-10. Take it with a grain of salt though, I'd have to double check.

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>>16565590
I'm completely neutral on this topic, but 8 does seem a little young.

Meh, monstergirls are crazy.

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>>16565587
Not him but Sabbath knocks that down to like first graders. It's one reason that terrible cult is so popular among monstergirls.

Naturally they seem to be about on human level, for the normal breeders anyway. Stuff like slimes just divide and are ready to go.

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>>16565547
She has two. They're called "Saiwai!" and "Mikooo!"

>>16565555
Well, the good news is you're now married to three lilims and insanely powerful. The bad news is that your plans for world domination will be slowed significantly.

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>>16565587
You can say what you want and I'd headcanon agree, but the world guide says 8-10
>>16565585
I see what you're saying, but preparing him for it from an earlier age just in the household is also just as possible. Again, its weird when you view it from the context of our world and standards, but if you view it from the reality of the world they're in it makes sense. A father and his human wife explain to their seven or eight year old boy that around this time his Monstergirl friends are going through some changes and this is what he should expect etc etc. Yeah, if the boy was raised as if he was a boy living on earth in the 21st century he'd be shocked for all of the sudden changes... but a boy born in, say, Zipangu in the world of MGE where there is an understaning of how Monstergirls work would not be rasied like a boy on earth in the 21st century, he'd be rasied like a boy in his own setting.
Kids had to fucking deal with death and plague and working and fighting and shit when they were around age ten in our own world as well, I'm sure given societal norms and shifting they'd be able to accept having a MG modified version of 'The talk' at age 8.

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>>16565597
You're just inviting edgy remarks

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>>16565597
Depends on species. Wouldn't hold a slime or elemental to the same standard, for instance.

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>>16565606
>A father and his human wife explain to their seven or eight year old boy that around this time his Monstergirl friends are going through some changes and this is what he should expect etc etc.
This is useless, he isn't biologically programmed to understand it. Pair him to an older girl and he'll be inoculated to it to some degree. Hands on experience is the best way for him to grasp it. Explaining the birds and the bees won't actually do much I feel if he doesn't have that frame of reference.

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>>16565606
>Yeah, if the boy was raised as if he was a boy living on earth in the 21st century he'd be shocked for all of the sudden changes... but a boy born in, say, Zipangu in the world of MGE where there is an understanding of how Monstergirls work would not be raised like a boy on earth in the 21st century, he'd be raised like a boy in his own setting

This, the MG savvy parents of a human boy aren't going to just be like 'Lets not tell our kid about these super sexual monster creatures out there that will start wanting to fuck him once he turns eight or nine, lets not prepare him for it at all'.
Now if its an Order kid that gets told Monsters aren't even sexual and all that, he's not going to be living next to Monsters anyway, so no matter what it's gonna be a shock when he's abducted or put into contact with them. At least its better than being abducted and then eaten

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>>16565536
>Don't lie. Learn to read. Don't speak if you aren't going to be genuine.
U w0t. I'm a huge lolifag and even I think "guiding" and "being interested" in 4 yo is fucked up.
8-10+? ok. 4? The fuck is wrong with you. That's not even loli/shota, it's more in toddlercon territory

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>>16565606
I'm not arguing against whats in the WG. I'm just saying that seems young.
>>16565608
Not my intention, and don't really see how.
>>16565610
Ah good point. Slimes are probably even fully grown at age 2.

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>>16565622
I explicitly said nothing sexual. Don't """quote""" my shit to try and twist my words like I meant something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565629
>don't really see how.
What you haven't heard "If she's on the clock she's ready for cock?"

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>>16565617
As someone who works with children and their parents, you'd be very surprised by what they can grasp at that age. Plus he doesn't need to completely understand all of it, just be aware the next time he's at the park and Sally Manticore is acting funny with her tail 'Ah, this must be what pa was telling me about'. First sexual experiences are ALWAYS regardless of age going to be awkward experiences. You can never fully prepare your kid for it but you can at least give him some context and have him be 'prepared for what he's unprepared for'

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>>16565635
>you'd be very surprised by what they can grasp at that age
Maybe I would be. I just feel growing up with an onee-san would utterly remove a lot of any rocky transitions.

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>>16565633
I haven't, but what does it take for an MG to be considered "on the clock"?

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>>16565617
And another point, that goes along with yours to some degree, he'll most likely witness these things happening as he's growing up as well. At an early age he'll see the occassional man and monster or even boy and monster getting lewd in public, so he'll already be somewhat naturally indoctrinated to it.

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>>16565638
Well the clock starts with 0.01 AM, doesn't it? It's bottom barrel edgy shock humor, I'm honestly surprised you haven't come across it.

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>>16565637
Well I wouldn't argue against that, for sure, but I believe the initial argument was how it would otherwise be super awkward and sudden and really difficult for human boys in monster/human friendly societies, which so long as there had been time for social adjustment I really don't think would be the case as society and its norms would adapt to it.

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>>16565641
Oh. Haha very droll.

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>>16565644
>but I believe the initial argument was how it would otherwise be super awkward and sudden and really difficult for human boys in monster/human friendly societies,
I only argued that for one reason, and that would be how if he grew up around children his own age, all his girl friends would be come completely alien creatures to him from the age of 8 until he hit 12 and some things began to click.

I just commented how sucky that time period would be. But if he has always had a bigger sister type character who was four years older than him at the least, you wouldn't have that sudden jerk, because he' be used to the new ways the girls around hiim were behaving.

[Anonymous No.]

I vote Zombie Dragon head of next thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565663
She votes for your head in her mouth. Either mouth.

But yeah I agree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565669
>Either head
FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565680
...wait what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565685
I believe it was a cunnilingus joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565685
You understand 'either mouth' but not 'either head'? Step it up anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565689
It works both ways as head is also euphemistic for the tip of your penis, dense-kun.

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>>16565694
Whoops, meant to quote >>16565685

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565694
Oh wow, no wonder I stroked out. I meant to say she votes for your DICK in her mouth, either mouth.

Holy fuck get me a flayer stat

[Anonymous No.]

The point is, your Dragon Zombie waifu wants you to fill her with dick, and she's drooling from two places. She doesn't care what you call it, you can call it whatever you want whenever you want and she'll go along with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565708
Then im going to stick my electric eel in her dripping ice cooler, and plow the field til the rapture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565716
>Lewd undead draconic moaning greatly intensifies

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565708
Maybe I'll just trepannate her skull to help her see the little Homunculi in all of us!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565740
>Lewd yet mildly confused undead draconic moaning intensifies
Don't use big words too much anon, they are simple girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565630
So what did you mean by "guiding" then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565762
Not him but probably just getting him used to being around the ladies. Things such as courtesy, and chivalry. Maybe proper shoulder rub technique, and such.

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>>16565773
And we bites za dust back to the Onee-san conversation from earlier
We should go full circle to the beginning of the thread before the end

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565759
I'm going to make her smart again.

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>>16565778
I don't understand. What part of my post didn't you like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565781
I'm sure she'd be totally willing to go along with it as long as you're giving her a lot of dickings. She'll do anything to please you to make up for all the time she wasted in life.

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>>16565792
Well then, time to unlock the hidden potential of her great criminal brain!

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>>16565791
I didn't, I was just jojoking
You said stuff like proper shoulder rub techniques from an older onee-san type MG, to which I said we reverted back to the conversation from earlier that we had about Onee-sans
Its joke

[Anonymous No.]

Is it wrong to want a bottom heavy Atlach-Nacha to bind and tease you for as many days as it takes until you're insane enough to willingly become her spider?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565800
Ah im a dummy, fit only for Dragon Zombies and Doromes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565762
I dunno, social cues, generic shit like that. How to behave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565802
>Mudcuddles and bone-boning, and nothin but big goofy smiles in between
At least you have fantastic taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565801
Thats pretty normal for a Nacho, all things considered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565773
> shoulder rub technique
Still sounds fucked up to me. And people say sabbath is bad, onee-fags are way fucking worse, even sabbath won't touch 4 yo

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565799
Great!
But first, fucking. Lots of fucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565792
>convincing a Zombie Dragon to study
>surprisingly, she agrees
>the catch is she needs to be motivated with dickings
>as in you need to be fucking her for the duration of her studies

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565824
>The studying seems to stick, she is learning a lot.
>However she can only remember her studies while being dicked.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anybody know where I might find some mice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565824
That sounds about right. And amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565824
It's not wrong to imagine that an excess of spirit energy might help a Zombie Dragon reclaim the proud spirit she had in life right?
And by an excess, I mean "to the point where she'd be an ahegaoing, cock-thirsty wreck even if she weren't a Zombie."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565824
>and this, is how, you find, the arc length, of, a, circle, gahh

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565829
Inna house, fool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565829
Isn't it past your bedtime Nyanon?

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>>16565831
Her intelligence maybe, but her pride I'm not so sure. She literally was reformed and reanimated from sheer 'Fuck I was retarded for being so proud in my life and not just swallowing my pride and getting with a man'.
She'll probably always be DTF and never gain her haughtiness back, and forget her wanting to do something as useless as collecting a hoard again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565831
If you desire that in your mate, mamano mana finds a way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565829
Pet store sells them as food for reptiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565829
Hope you don't plan on sniffing them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565847
Please no, not this shit again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565842
>>16565844
Great, now I'm imagining something that made me sad.
Imagine an anon whose village is kept under a Dragon's iron grip.
Though she oppresses his people and thinks of him as nothing but a lowly slave he starts to notice how lonely she is and starts falling for her.
Then a hero swoops into town and slays her, and the anon is the only one who's sad.
He goes up to her keep to bury her but she revives as a Dragon Zombie and latches to him, mindlessly fucking him every day as he resolves to keep her trapped in her old lair to prevent her from coming to harm again.
Every time he sees her dopey grin he feels sad that the proud lonely dragon he fell for seems to be gone forever.
Then one day he wakes up after fucking all night long to keep her satisfied to be met with a warm smile and a familiar sharpness in the zombie dragon's eyes.
And anon and the dragon get their happily ever after.

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>>16565827
>Honey, do you remember how far Lescatie is from the Demon Capitol?
>"Ahau hau... heeeeey, I dunno... I remember how good it feels when anon sticks his big, meaty co-UH! Ahem. I believe it's a three day's journey by horseback, though there's underground highways maintained by the subterranean races that can shave a day off of average travel times."
>Thanks.

Silly, but funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565883
Kek. Quite silly.

[Anonymous No.]

It's THAT day and I wasn't snatched away while asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565879
Cute, though I'm personally of the mindset of 'but she's so happy as a simple Zombie now, so many fewer worries and hangups and she can just finally enjoy herself'. Though still a nice sentiment.

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>>16565831
>They've been introduced after their name was touched upon roughly 6 years ago in the added text in the book version of Monster Girl Encyclopedia I! This is the form of dragons who were revived as undead due to regretting having lived their whole life without obtaining a husband, and instead of their body, its the pride they had when they were dragons that rots away. They will seek males according to their female instinct!
KC's notes on Dragon Zombie.

[Anonymous No.]

Any good mg cyoas running? Not here obviously, but any one know of any others? Not interested in that one alp one

[Anonymous No.]

>That thick Necromancer Nav drew
Nice, and I can now tell what he adapts his style from a little bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565928
>Dragon waifu without the haughty
Why even bother, then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565935
/qst/ would probably be the best place to look. Otherwise, I don't think anyone here keeps track due to bad blood towards CYOAs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565945
It's all the affection amplified by becoming a zombie with none of the haughty.
Some people just don't like haughty girls, but do like dragons.

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>>16565945
That's the express purpose of the Dragon Zombie though. If you still want the haughty you go for any of the other Dragons. This is the official 'I want an insanely powerful flying lizard girl to be a slut for my cock'.

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>>16565947
Shame, I'd totally be down for something casul

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565945
>something that should be haughty instead being a mindbroken cumdumpster
Different strokes for different folks, but for some such as myself its a massive appeal.

[Anonymous No.]

What would be the best monster girl for somebody who has completely lost control of their life and what would they do to said hypothetical person?

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>>16565958
I remember that it was one writer, Nyanon I think?, who soiled the earth on CYOAs in the thread. People are still angry about it.
I wasn't there for it but I can imagine that it was bad for people to get that pissed off.

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>>16565962
That depends
'Completely lost control of their life- and wants to improve and get it on track'?
or
'Completely lost control of their life- and wants to just have everything taken care of for them and achieve a comfortable mild catatonia'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565966
A Tiger is not a valid option. Never forget. Never forgive. Bully forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565969
>Bully forever.
I doubt he's still around

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565847
I've been found out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565968
The first, though the second does sound temping but I'd assume it'd be a momdom Holstaur or Demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565972
Sure he is, I've seen him. We're friends, me and him. Go way back. Served in 'nam together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565962
I can offer three possibilities
>Dark Elf
Anon becomes her slave and spends his life fulfilling her sexual desires.
You'll do whatever positions she wants, but she really likes Cunnilingus, Reverse Cowgirl and Amazon Position

>Kikimora
Anon becomes her master and she helps him become a better person and pick up the pieces of his life
Expect tender relief when you need it, even if you didn't ask. Most often in the form of Blowjobs, Hotdogging, and Missionary.

>Anubis
Anon becomes her servant and she forcibly gets his life back on track by basically acting as his secretary.
If you do well, she'll reward you with Paizuri, Rough Doggystyle, and Anal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565976
>I'd assume it'd be a momdom Holstaur or Demon
Oh you're thinking way too shallow.
But for wanting to improve, a Kikimora, a Salamander, or a Cursed Sword. For different reasons each.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565229
Losenis this story was awesome. I have to admit I felt legitimately frightened at least once, but the pay out was just adorable. Didn't realize it was a Valentines story. Your imagery was very well written, and I could see everything happening in my mind as I read. Excellent job, 10/10

Typos in lines 71, 87, 233, and 277

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565935
There are tons of cyoas on /monster/. Though it's kinda slow so I don't know which are running and which are ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565227
>threeway

Spoiled it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565879
That's cute anon. I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565979
>>16565981
Those do sound quite nice, damn good in fact, the Kiki especially.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565953
>This is the official 'I want an insanely powerful flying lizard girl to be a slut for my cock'.
But then what about Jabberwockies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564222
People keep disrespecting the Gods on a regular basis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565981
>momdom cursed sword
>She eschews the typical loli body and is actually quite curvy
>She talks very gently and lovingly with you
>Sex is often done at swordpoint
>You've learned to buy cheap clothes since she'll often just cut you out of them when she's horny
>She'll drag the blade over your skin; never hard enough to cut you, but enough to get you excited

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566017
There are multiple?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566022
He roleplays some weird dragon cult thing
I can only imagine he's reeeing at the Dragon Zombie

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566014
Well, a non-meme dragon I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>16564222
My real waifu isn't a Monster Girl and wouldn't fit here due to certain reasons into which I can't get into, so I just pretend I have a Monster Girl waifu to fit in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566023
To be fair, I'm sure most regular folks consider Undead an affront to nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565979
I like the Kikimora option because it still places the onus in Anon's hands. She's there as a partner helping out while letting Anon get it together. Kikimora are my number 2 pick for MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566032
I don't care what they think she's an affront to, as long as she's on-front of my DICK

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566014
Wocks are haughty, they're just so lewd that it overpowers their ego. They don't care about seeming indecent if it gets husband's cock inside her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566031
It's the Chief God isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566038
No, that's dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566036
Heh, reaching but agreed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566031
Is your actual waifu a human girl? A futa? A lesbian?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566040
I'm not the one pretending things anonymously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566041
I don't she'd mind. Or care. Or even understand. If I told her to laugh she'd laugh though. Just cause she's cool like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566023
>reeeing at the Dragon Zombie

N-No!

>>16566022
Of course there are silly. Their more traditional names Being Dragon, Wyvern, Ryu, Wurm, Otohime, Zombie Dragon and Jabberwock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566042
I don't want to say anymore, you got too close to the mark way too quickly, bye now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566046
But Dragon Zombies have canonically dropped all of their pride and haughtiness, and one has canonically picked up this dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566051
It's ok if you believe that anon. But it's objectively lies perpetrated by big meanies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566032
Undead is clearly an improvement upon nature tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566067
Agreed, but the citizenry might be a little reluctant when they start seeing family members climb out of the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566067
But cold hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566078
Are the best. Who wants warm hugs? I am a furnace unto myself. If I hug a warm girl I'd melt. My brain would fry at the least, and not in the fun way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566092
Id hug a Pharoah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566092
Seconding this. After getting crazy sweaty and hot with a lustful Dragon Zombie it would be very refreshing if her body was still cool and refreshing to hold and chill down from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566103
Precisely. Let the girls without body heat worry about how warm their hugs are. I want mine cool. Like turning a pillow over

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566127
>rest on one big cool undead tiddy
>it eventually warms up, so shift over to the other one
>Undead waifu gives you a curious eyebrow raise then shrugs and goes back to cuddling

My man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566096
Pharaohs are one of the best undead to hug. Her being undead gives off a nice cool feeling in the desert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566132
Unf. That sounds so fucking pleasant

>Spend the evening snoozing together and migrating from one part of her body to another as it heats up
>Making her giggle as you settle on lying face down on her belly
>Feel her cool hands stroke through your hair and along your scalp

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566141
Perfection.

>Have to go out for the afternoon to get human food for you
>Order Dragon Zombie waifu to go wait up in the snow on the mountain top for three hours then return
>She agrees with her usual dopey smile
>When you both arrive home her body is chilled to perfection
Yeah it's more goofy than useful, but on a sweltering summer night it would be hella nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566157
Man, I'd just cling to her endlessly.
>Eat whipped cream off her tits
>turns into icecream

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566139
Shes my favourite undead. Such a great girl for hugs and being mistress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566225
She's mine too, in fact she's my favorite Monster Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

I need a name for a dragon queen

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566329
Elvira.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566330
Good enough for now

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566342
>Good enough
Fine, make it more traditionally dragon-like. Elviriassessnthine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566329
Lydia

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566329
Penelope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566329
Sylvana

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566329
Tiamat

[Anonymous No.]

Ded thred

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566329
Smough

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566408
It's Valentine's Day, most people are being proactively romanced right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566408
That's an odd dragon name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566425
In her language it means Haughty One.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566431
I wonder how she earned that name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566409
She's not obese anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566437
She refused to hatch until she was provided with a red carpet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566443
Born with the instinct to be haughty, how wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566329
Lizzie

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566329
Honey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566442
To be fair, neither is Smough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566512
Those metal manboobs say otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566531
Anon have you seen the artbook?
Smough is fucking built!
Next you're gonna be telling me you actually think the head on his armor is where his actual head is or something crazy like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566533
Could well be the chosen undead. It says "Boasts extremely high defense and can be donned by humans, but not without great difficulty." The implication being it may be suited to his body.

And he was a cannibal, and cannibals in this setting get bloated and turn into dark slimegirls.

[Anonymous No.]

Even if you haven't planned anything special for today, try to free up a moment to think of your waifu/favorite monster girl
I'm sure she will be doing the same for you wherever she is right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566540
What Chosen Undead you know who can be stout and built like that? And why the fuck would his armor be form fitting? That's something you don't want armor to be. It's fucking Smough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566555
I repeat. He's a cannibal and cannibals become bloated monstrosities, not /fit/. Just look at the deacons. Plus the rest of his armor is formfitting. Like instead of normal boots, his foot armor has toes. It bulges around the calf and forearm as if perfectly matched to his musculature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566555
>What Chosen Undead you know who can be stout and built like that
Also with max sliders your character can be quite stout.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566573
He used bones as spices, there's nothing that explicitly states he ate flesh.
It's all a moot point since he's fucking dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566577
That's still cannibalism, and if he glutted himself on his bone meal, it's no stretch to think he'd wind up like all the other cannibals

[Anonymous No.]

I'm surprised the thread is still up.

Time to confess my love for my dragon I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566583
Still wouldn't have made him a fat bastard, just probably caused swelling here and there.
On a dark souls related note, Aldrich would be fucking terrifying in the MGE world. I'd assume that he would be a she instead, and she would be a former order priest who got addicted to glutting herself on Demon Realm foods until she collapsed into a Dark Slime and then she just kept going, eventually infecting a Lilim as her "face".
She'd be some ungodly hybrid between a Dark Slime, a Parasite Slime, and a Queen Slime, constantly craving semen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566613
I dunno anon. With the way the deep has been described, Aldrich might be more shoggoth than slime. It does after all share meanings an connotations with the word eldritch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566632
So a Dark Slime/Parasite Slime/Queen Slime/Shoggoth hybrid?
God save us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566644
Cannibalism is a nono, kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566644
Sounds like waifu material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566595
Yes, go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566672
I love my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

Souls would be great with MGs.

>A giant shortstack frost hoboblin Vordt
>A suuuuper corrupted dryad/treat greatwood girl
>A crystal dark mage in a swamp with a really cool hat
>A gang bang of fallen church priestesses
>A bigamy with chuuni doppelgangers who combine to make a doppelganger but on fire
>giant spooky skeleton girl
>Pontiff... Dark vakyrie?
>Slimeshog abomination aldrich
>Giantess Yhorm
>Dancer. Just dancer.
>Scaleless ocellot dragongirl
>Fallen paladin-chan gundyr
>Dragonslayer Living armor
>Two faggots
>A buff igni

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566678
Wow, you're a real romantic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566691
Right? I spent all night thinking about what I would say, and I finally came up with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566695
One for the books.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566687
What do you think the Demon Lord would think if the first time she broke through a dimensional boundary she found the world of Dark Souls after the ending of 3?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566698
I kinda want to write a short something now but you know, phone posting and work kills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566708
Write it when you have the time then. Mull things over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566704
Depends on the ending, really

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566715
All of them would be pretty bleak for an outsider.
Either she turns up in the Age of Dark and sees a bunch of humans shuffling around with a big darksign in the sky instead of a sun, or she turns up to the ashes of a dead world with a dead unkindled huddled by the remains of the first flame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566687
>>Dancer. Just dancer.
Amen.

>Dragonslayer Living Armor
Don't we have art of that?

Also don't forget about Bloodborne. Cute Fire-Wight/Vampire and a Living Doll made in her image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566725
>Amen.
She needs more. More art. More stories.

>>16566720
Age of Dark is implied to be the age of man though. and that's good for her because she can start corrupting right away and its aready basically one huge dark demon realm

[Anonymous No.]

>start fantasizing and create a head canon character
>give her a backstory and everything
>realize her personality probably doesn't fit her race
>also gave her a physical feature that doesn't belong on her race at all and think of a reason for her to have them
I may have went off the deep end into special snowflake territory but the girl is so appealing that I can't help myself.

[Anonymous No.]

Soulfus are best fus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566730
Consider the humans of the world of Dark Souls though. They've been jerked around by gods, abyssal creatures and other beings of power for so long it's probably impossible to tell. Now it's their age, The Age of Dark and some demonic tart thinks she's gonna move in and do the exact same thing? They're not gonna take that lying down. Especially the Ashen One since in that ending he's basically Gwyn meets Manus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566747
I for one am going to lie down on my back in anticipation of some demonic tart!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566747
Hang on, I'm talking the end where he conspires with his waifu to let the fire die, and give her many babbies after the cut scenes in the mandatory dark in the missionary position for the sole purpose of love

Are you talking the usurpation ending?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566750
Yeah. The best ending, because fuck letting the cycle continue.
Also
>Unkindled
>Having children
Hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566730
A little backwards there, Age of Fire is age of man. That's why at the beginning of each cycle humanity prospers, wages war, and builds castles. The Age of Dark is literally age of nothing. Reality rakes a break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566756
I thought the age of fire was the age of gods. And by sacrificing humanity they kept the flame linked. But in the dark its implies every one carries a fire within them, and the true age of man begins

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566756
The Age of Fire is the age of Gods anon. Not Man, Gods. The age of Dark is Mankind's age, freed from the capricious gods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566766
Time to hit the wiki I guess. I don't want to drift too far off topic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566771
Well not only is the thread dead, but we're talking about merging monstergirls with the souls setting so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566771
>>16566772
You guys keep it up, ain't nothing else happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566772
Well, it is 6:40am, not a lot of folks are up yet.

Priscilla is best girl in 1, Lucatiel in 2, Fire Keeper in 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566784
I never played 1 but I like cairan. I never playes 2 but I agree. You're wrong on 3 though. Best girl is Karla

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566772
I wouldn't mind seeing one of the Lord of Dark's sons having a marriage of convenience with a Lilim to secure an alliance.
Because let's face it, if you went for the Usurpation ending, you know your character celebrated by bonestorming Anri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566784
>>16566789
Pshhhh, Yuria

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566789
Crap, forgot about Karla.
Changing it and agreeing with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566794
>Implying my guy didn't start by boning Karla, Anri, and the Fire Keeper

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566794
>The lords of dark have to content with more god-like beings trying to control shit. Only this time it's through fucking their armies

>>16566797
Yuria a good, but Karla is top tier.
>Got the teacher dynamic
>Incredibly grateful to you
>Teases you
>Is easy to tease
>Fumbles pronunciations cutely when reading prayers.
She's the kind of woman whose lay you could just lay your head in, close your eyes and never move again

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566804
Well that would certainly bear him a lot of sons.
But which one would be married to a Lilim to secure an alliance? I'd assume there'd be at least one for every basic Dark Souls class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566794
>Not a threeway with Yuria and Lilianne

[Anonymous No.]

Sirris a cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566815
To be fair, he's the Lord of Dark. Who's going to tell him that he can't have multiple wives?
I know that if my dick suddenly worked again after god knows how many thousands of years I'd want to use it as much as physically possible.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get hugged by the frosty dryads in ariandel

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566821
Heysel a cute
http://imgur.com/a/DVHkn

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566831
cool!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566813
It'd be the first son.
He'd be like his grandfather, Big Shield McNoMagic, the knight class.

The deprived son would be sent out on his own to find a wife like his father, Greatsword McNoMagic and Grandfather Dual Ceastuses McNomagic, both of whom were deprived.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566843
Hopefully he finds his way to the ringed city and beds a harem of desert sorceresses.

[Anonymous No.]

I put the Merrow in the Humpty Egg... Meroegg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566878
Confusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566878
Her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566878
accelerator go home

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566896
Accelerator vs 100 Wurms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566880
attempting to meme
https://webmshare.com/1worL

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566904
Depends. Does he have brain damage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566909
I got that part, just don't understand why a Merrow.
>>16566912
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566917
Closest name to Mayonnaise

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566917
Wurms. Because accel can deal with all their physical force, but so can a wurm. So it becomes an endurance match where accel only has 30 mins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566909
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566904
I was about to ask how determined are they, but considering accel is male ? then the wurms are probably going crazy for that dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566999
Accelerator is the only anime character I've ever seen walk into girls taking a shower without the scene ending in either sex or KYAA BAKA ECCHI HENTAI screeching. How would they deal with his obvious asexuality?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567011
Uhh rape I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567026
How do they rape him when he reverses the vectors of their vajayjays?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566848
He'll be fine.
Just gotta keep trying and look fabulous while doing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567034
After trying for 30 mins, he'll become a drooling retard. Rape him then

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567047
But will the Wurms keep it up until then or lose interest when TouMAN slaps their asses and cancels out their mamanobama?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567054
....So they both die because canceling out mamobama turns the wurm into a wurm of old.

IE: The Killy kind

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567064
But it only works for as long as he's touching her, which would confuse the simple creature quite a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567064
I don't think anything can fuck with the harem of dragons the TouMAN keeps in his right arm

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567077
Mabey not but fist to neck can fix a lot of things

>>16567068
But would it confuse it long enough for him to realize he done goofed?

[Anonymous No.]

>talk about human boys and MGs maturing at a different timing
Sabbath was right, young monsters should pair up with older boys who know how to be lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567064
Wouldn't Touma one hit kill them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567083
>Mabey not but fist to neck can fix a lot of things
It can't fix his plot armor

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567084
Young monsters who know how to be lewd should pair up with younger boys so they can teach them

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567084
>>16567093
Young boys should pair up with older Monsters because they know how to treat them.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to carry a Baphomet by the horns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567107
This is also fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567085
No, they aren't made of mamobama, it just keeps them in a non-Killy form.

That or you run into an issue where it's the equivalent of a soul and you have to ask if his fist can make a persons soul go away which would, at 'worst' just leave a confused wurm look at a guy whose probably broken his wrist

>>16567089
Well, if we're talking plot armor then we have to bring up the KC plot armor for monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567093
But anon, not everyone has access to an Echidna school nurse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567123
>Well, if we're talking plot armor then we have to bring up the KC plot armor for monsters
KC doesn't have plot armor, KC has plot holes.

>>16567134
What? You don't need access. Just adopt the local werecat loli an give her a home on the one condition that she swears to protect your newborn boy for the rest of her life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567123
Well, normal monsters still have mambo jambo, right? It's just that this time the succ DL made it a succ mambo jambo, so hitting their essence would probably make them soulless husks or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567134
meant for >>16567107

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567134
>>16567151
It's OK, that old Apophis down the street is looking for a boy to own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567143
And is that not a form of plot armor in and of itself?

>>16567144
Well, ultimately we have to know what mamobama does and how it interacts with 'dispelling'

The other answer is Find a good protagonist

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567155
>that old Apophis down the street is looking for a boy to own.
Anon, I'm in love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567155
But Anon, she's all wrinkly and has silver hair, and her boobs are sagging!
She's also far too old for childbirth, she can never be a good mom!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567192
Well someone has to marry her! She can't be single forever, She'll never stop whining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16561277
Glad to hear that, the first firebreath from dragon daughteru idea was too cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567205
>She can't be single forever
Yes she can, there's a good reason she isn't allowed by the elementary school anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

It turned out that Zombie Dragons are as shit as the rest of dragons. What a surprise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567361
She is an undead, what did you expect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567386
Undeads are good. Dragons are not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567361
>>16567386
You sirs are swine and Philistines and will never know the joy of being 'my niggas'.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0ZrnMV_Fr4

Congratulations Anon, you just recently received your own MG PET (PErsonal Terminal; think like a Smartphone but with an AI built into it to help with daily tasks), however your Mamono Navi is randomly decided

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567395
What the hell is a Navi and why is mine
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Demonic_Energy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567395
>Lamia
Oh, nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567404
Navi is short for Net Navigator, in other words, you can send them online to clean your computer of viruses or fight other people who have Navis

Non MG entries can be re-rolled. I forgot to mention.

[Anonymous No.]

Linking to since Image Limit reached

https://twitter.com/Jabberfag/status/831488354596302848

Merry Valentine's Day anons! I hope you have a great one and spend it with the ones you love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567395
>Demon realm herbs
Well that just doesn't work.

>Kobold
Hah! What ere the odds? That definitely works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567415
That's a HUGE Wock!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567395
>Dark Valk

Nice, gonna have fun times with her Till that virus busting doppelgänger shows up...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567415
When will they learn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567413
Well now I got me a Slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567415
OH BOY, IT'S JABBERWOCK GUY AGAIN. Nah, it looks great and I like the chicks big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567395
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Hero
Damn Order spyware.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567429
You think that's bad? I got the chief god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567387
I laughed at that. Good joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567415
thats a big wock!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567395
>>16567416
I got a kobold too. I guess they are really fit for the job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16565987
Cheers. Thanks for the heads-up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567395
>Elf
So, Elf phone what do?
I can't make a phone my slave damn it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567490

Just run Cyberdong.exe

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567415
What a tiny manlet! Everybody point at him and laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sit on an Alice's face!

[Anonymous No.]

Freakin dark elf broke my window and now shes on top of me with heart pupils

how to get rid of her? spray with water?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567609
Use your safeword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567609
Step 1: Stop RPing
Step 2: Go to the Wiki
Step 3: Don't RP here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567611
How will she know what the safeword means if i never met her?

>>16567614
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567415
Am I just imagining things, or is the wock getting bigger 4U in every picture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567629
Don't act dense. If you want to RP, do it on some other site, not here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567629
>How will she know
She'll know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567635
Wonderland is trippy man

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566329
Queen Of Gods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567643
One pill makes you big, one pill makes you small~

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567649
isnt it cake and drinks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567651
I didn't write the song.

[Anonymous No.]

What a nice thread this was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567675
was it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567675
wish it would give up and die already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567678
I mean. Some parts I didn't enjoy. But some parts were nice. Atleast it's lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567675
I guess. The people who disagreed with me, as well as the people with fetishes I don't like need to rethink their life choices though.

[Anonymous No.]

Super kunoichi when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16566725
>Don't we have art of that?
Yep.
http://vidyart.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=living_armor

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567692
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567694
I want to be the sparring-partner of a Kunoichi who was born without any supernatural abilities and has dedicated herself to mastering taijutsu, only to learn that my dickings can give her all the powers she needs, making all that hard work and sacrifice moot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567707
Would she have a bowl cut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567710
BELIEVE IT!

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone knows that some monstergirls are sexually mature from birth and are ready for dickings right away, but the question is, how young would be the youngest you'd go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567735
17.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567735
14

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567735
30, i go Christmas Cake or none at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567735
18.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567735
Depends on the species.

Some age completely different than others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567415
>average waifufag but every time there is a new commission he gets smaller

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567735
7

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567743
My man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567749
He gets smaller and the Wock gets bigger. When they reach min/max size they'll switch and keep going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567415
This it's just too cute. I want my waifu to princess carry me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567735
You mean actual penetration and cumming inside? 3.

As for general lewd behavior though, that's good for any time, considering that monstergirls skip the screaming-potato-infant stage in my headcanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567762
This is some Dorian Gray shit right here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567735
This >>16567751
Thought I'd be much more comfortable with 10

I wish MGE also had the other extreme of sexual maturity, girls who stay pure for hundreds of years are hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567735
12 but considering my favorite girls any of them at that age can already defeat and rape an adult man so it's okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567788
Like dragons?

I'm really glad that my daughteru would be a dragon so I don't need to worry with her being a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567809
I'm proud of you anon. Preserving the purity of your daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567788
well, just because they're ready doesn't mean they go out and find a guy right away, they would need to go to a human area to find someone not already taken, and that's dangerous for such a little girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567809
>Like dragons?
Yes, though they reach sexual maturity early it's just that they restrain themselves for the right person

>I'm really glad that my daughteru would be a dragon so I don't need to worry with her being a slut.
Don't be too strict on her or she will end up a Dragon Zombie

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567735
8

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567777
How would you even know if she was sexually mature at that age? You filthy degenerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567816
Well, even if she wasn't I would still try to hold her back for a while until she's at least 14 to start dating.

Gotta raise those daughterus nicely.

>>16567829
That's why I'd throw a bit of that childhood friendship at her.

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>>16567829
>not being strict on your daughteru

Anon it's healthy to be strict on your daughteru until she's old enough for an arranged marriage.

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>>16567837
>14

You're not going to go let her be a slut are you anon? Is she going to date her childhood friend?

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>>16567777
>considering that monstergirls skip the screaming-potato-infant stage in my headcanon
Wait, what? So they just fuckin' pop out of the womb as the equivalent of a pre-teen in your mind?

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>>16567851
Lots of animals do that.

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>>16567834
There would be ways of telling anon, either she'd ask you to make her hot tummyache go away with your front tail or you'd just wake up one day with her suckling greedily at your morning wood or something like that, it's not like kids don't know how to communicate.

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>>16567855
I guess >>16567777 must be into that horse pussy then.

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>>16567857
Anon, teach your daughteru what is acceptable. That isn't acceptable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567847
If she is my little dragon then I trust she'll only start going after her friend at 16.
I know that other species are crazy lusty, so I would lower that to 14, but I would still like to know the boy.

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>>16567851
No, nothing nearly that extreme anon. It'd be like it is for animals, like how horses start to walk immediately after being born or how kittens or puppies mature really fast.

An ideal scenario would be that the infant stage goes by in like a week or two and once the young toddler stage is reached then physical growth progresses like it does for normal humans.

>>16567858
I'm not.

>>16567867
Says you!

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>>16567872
That's your daughteru anon. You should be teaching her that your dick belongs to your waifu.

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>>16567873
>Dick belonging to just one person
>In a monstergirl world

[Anonymous No.]

The good thing about having a daughteru from a dom, strong species is that you can let her do what she wants with no worries, she's most likely to pick when she wants to have her first time.

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>>16567879
Anon you know thats just wrong. Your dick belongs to your waifu. You shouldn't dick you daughteru.

>>16567880
Just make sure she does it with the guy she'll love forever!

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>>16567873
My dick belongs to both of them!

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>>16567879
I smell a slut.

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>>16567837
>>16567869
You'd make a good father
Don't forget to let her mother do some of the education too

>>16567840
Arranged marriages work for a lot if not most species, but some of them NEED the romance of finding a random man and slowly getting to know him

[Anonymous No.]

Do Dragons teach their daughterus not to be too prideful and dying alone as a result?

Using that one relative who is now a Dragon Zombie as a example of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567888
I get pretty fucking tired of people assuming that everyone follows the same waifu shit they do.
This is the monstergirl thread, not the monster waifu thread. Some people don't give a shit about that stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567893
That's agreeable anon. Some species do need that. And atleast that anon isn't fucking his daughteru. I agree, he is going to make a great father.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567898
Can't tell what you're whining about.

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>>16567893
Thanks Anon.
And of course, I'm not a dragon girl, so of course my wife would teach her a lot of stuff, from things like breathing fire and some resposibilities to love and pride and stuff like that.
I would give her some more human advice and things that boys like.

>>16567897
Well, when thinking about draogn mama and daughter, I always think of her mother using herself as an example. She was always alone sitting on top of a cold pile of gold, now she's happily playing with her daughter and enjoying life with a husband.

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>>16567913
Then you didn't read the post. I'm talking about how people just assume everyone here goes for the waifu shit, when that isn't the case. It's pretty grating when people say "Oh but that's bad you should only fuck your waifu" over and over, like that's the only way they know how to think.

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>>16567897
>Do Dragons teach their daughterus not to be too prideful and dying alone as a result?
I don't think so
Pride has to be one of their most valued virtues
They'd put an emphasis on love and how weak humans are just as capable of it as glorious Dragons are

It really depends on whether or not the abstract concept of love clicks with a Dragon while she is still young, if by 200 she isn't at the very least curious about it she'd definitely going the Dragon Zombie route

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>>16567925
I mean, the only other alternative is basically NTR for monstergirls, and that's a hard no-go around here.

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>>16567897
Hey, Aunt Dolly is happy now with Mr. Anon, even if he does make her do lewd things in public and wear a leash around whenever they visit! She's happier than she's been in 5000 years!

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>>16567777
>>16567872
Must you always be the biggest degenerate in the room KDF?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567938
>NTR
You do know that you and other monster girls can fuck and just walk away afterwards, right?

Oh wait, mamono mana something something.

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>>16567938
What? No it fucking isn't.
What imaginary world do you live in where if you don't go for the waifu stuff, you automatically like NTR?
It just sounds like you've deluded yourself so much with the waifu shit you've forgotten that alternatives actually exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>arranged marriage
>arranged childhood friends
Deep in your heart, you guys know that wouldn't work out so great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567925
I get what you're saying, though sometimes people use the term 'waifu' to just refer to the monstergirl that one is currently with
There is a crowd that gets triggered by the idea of fucking multiple monstergirls though, not untrue
>>16567938
No, its not, canonically one can expect many, many monstergirls to have fucked many, many men before they finally get to a husband. That's not NTR, that's biology in the setting.

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>>16567945
It's not like I make a conscious effort to to that anon, it just sort of happens. It's pure coincidence!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567925
Well ever thought that it doesn't apply to you if you don't have a waifu? How about you just calm down and think before having an autistic fit?

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>>16567953
Arranged stuff does sounds pretty stupid. I'de rather have it work naturally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567953
Of course it would!

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>>16567953
I've learned to completely avoid discussions of anything regarding how to parent in /mgt/, it never ends well

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567965
The reverse is true. Maybe not everyone goes for the same waifu thing you do.
>>16567888 could learn that instead of just assuming.

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>>16567946
Just to note that that does happen in KC's setting, how often it does is what gets debated.

We know having sex with a monster even once will tend to get a man addicted in the sense that he won't be able to forget it and is likely to eventually seek out a monster, but how long that takes and how many monsters he might have sex with before he gets kept by one is another matter.

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>>16567925
There are a few people that do get pretty fucking annoying with some of the 'if you aren't treating your monstergirl like a vanilla human girl you're a bad person' shit
That guy with the dragon cult roleplaying is fucking cancer too

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>>16567972
It's almost as if we're a huge bunch of autists who know nothing of parenting and should never have kids and only get by talking about daughterus here because monstergirls have an innate maturity and emotional knowledge that lets us barely get by.

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>>16567995
Where is papa Anon when we need him?

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>>16567992
>That guy with the dragon cult roleplaying is fucking cancer too
Jesus christ, fucking this. I absolutely despise that faggot but I don't want to complain about Dragons too much.

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>>16567953
>>16567966
Arranged Marriages actually have pretty good turnout in real life.

But this is an anime fantasy so it's perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567998
Who is papa Anon?

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>>16567953
It's ok if you want your daughteru to not have an arranged marriage. It's just me and probably my waifu would want our daughteru to marry someone that isn't going to fuck and dump her. We want to protect her and make sure she's happy.

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>>16568005
Anon's father. He likes spider girls I think.

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>>16567992
>>16567999
Sorry anons.

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>>16568015
It's one thing to occasionally make a cheeky post or joke from that perspective but if everytime someone talks about fucking a dragon you're gonna say 'no don't do that they're pure we should all let them cuck us while we throw gold at them' it gets really old really fast

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>>16567972
Some people tend to forget the setting was made for sex and not exactly for fantasizing about family life, and having a monstergirl family and being an incubus would be some wack ass shit by human standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568020
>cuck
Please leave and never come back.

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>>16568022
I don't mind people fantasizing about family life personally, its the culture of the thread to an extent, but its just not worth trying to sort out the myriad of where lines are drawn between what would happen according to the laws of the setting and what would happen in real life because people are expying Monsters into a human mentality and setting
People need that though and if they discuss it here its fine, just the whole telling other people off if they have different tastes or prefer the setting just to get laid by a bunch of different monster girls is what we could do without. 'I like this', not 'You shouldn't like this', you know

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>>16568020
I'm sorry anon. I'll try to shut up and only post once in a while if it's really that annoying. I just like the idea of the dragon cult. You can understand that, right anon?

And not to be an ass, but you did kind of over exaggerate a little bit. It's definitely not "cucking".

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>>16568045
You can like the idea of a dragon cult, that's cool, its just constantly telling other people that they're wrong for wanting to fuck and dom or what have you dragons that just throws things off

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568022
More specifically the setting was made to create a world where you could have sex with monster girls and not worry much about many of the concerns/pressures of real life.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that the only way to truly ensure that your daughter marries an acceptable man is to marry her yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567963
>many, many men
Not that many, I explained this threads ago and I don't feel like doing it again.

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>>16568067
>acceptable man
>marry her yourself
I'm confused.

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>>16568054
That's understandable. Im sorry to the anons I've called mean names like that. Especially that anon who's wife I called a doppelgänger. That's really been lingering over me.

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>>16568072
I guess she'll just die a virgin then, don't be so hard on yourself buddy.

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>>16568077
I think you're very confused too, anon.

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>>16568077
I ain't your buddy, pal.

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>>16568022
Fantasizing about family life is fine
Treating it as a normal human family that just happens to have Monsters but ignores their nature is annoying when done ad nauseam, but fine
Telling others that they aren't allowed to have fantasies unless it's a pure monogamous marriage for the purpose of a family is not fine

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>>16568075
>who's wife I called a doppelgänger
Don't worry about it, I was just playing around. Though she would probably be really mad about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568077
You ok anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16567925
>>16567963
So you want monstergirls to act like real women

[Anonymous No.]

What is the best way to celebrate valentines day and why is it having your waifu lick chocolate sauce off your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Kikimora who wears nothing but a black and white maid patterned bra.
No panties, no other clothes, just the bra.
Of course, she'll wear clothes in public and when company is over, but otherwise it's just pure eye candy.

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>>16568094
Im glad you're ok with it anon. I was just playing around aswell. I accept that some of the Gods__ have husbands. And aslong as he makes her happy, that's all that matters to me.

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>>16568096
There's nothing wrong with monsters having a sexual history

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>>16568075
As a big fan of Doppelgangers, I'm bothered she is used as an insult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568096
He's projecting his slut fetish onto them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568109
Heh, the past is the past, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568110
Looks that Dragon worshipper has to apologize some more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568109
Monsters don't need to have experience to pleasure a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568113
That's right, and it's silly to worry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568101
That sounds hot anon. But to me, being bitten and ravaged into submission then rough fucking is all I want. Maybe I could lick chocolate sauce off her chocolate body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568110
I apologise anon. It was very silly of me to say that. Please understand anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568116
My sides. Where did you come from?

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>>16568101
But anon, my Kobold waifu can't eat chocolate without getting sick! Chocolate is also our safeword, so it might be weird even if she could.

She can lick honey off of me though, that might be nice!

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>>16568101
Licking chocolate off each other, and also whipped cream and cherries.

Id personally just pour chocolate into my girlfriend until she is stained brown and tastes delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568120
Its all good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568123
the future you chose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568116
>I don't care that she has been choking on cocks and gangbanged for years, because it's the past!
Just leave this place and go for a real woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568129
It's nice to know I'm making friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568101
Puring chocolate all over her tail and booty and licking it all off starting from the tip of her tail!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568115
Agreed. I'm not saying they do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568133
I personally don't like it. But if other anons want it then sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568141
>But if other anons want it then sure.
I can't tell if you're baiting or you're serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568133
It's evident you don't want to have a discussion about it. I'm sorry its a topic that makes you uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568149
What about you lurk some more and learn how they work instead of projecting your shitty fetishes here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568154
How about you read the fucking source material for KCs setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568146
Does it sound like bait? I mean, what doesn't affect me I don't really mind. That doesn't mean I like it or agree with it.

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>>16568118
Reversed roles are acceptable, that's fine.

>>16568122
I guess you get a pass KDF, you're alright.

>>16568125
What is she, a slime? Making her taste like chocolate sounds rather interesting.

>>16568135
If you start at her tail she's going to get really aroused right from the start, are you sure that's what you want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568158
I did, and maybe you did as well, but didn't understand it. You're wrong since the moment you said they fuck "many, many men"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568164
>I guess you get a pass KDF, you're alright.
Hey thanks anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568166
Nig nog what? I'm not that guy you ignoramus. I'm the guy who only says I don't care if someone has sexual history. Not once did I mention MGs having guaranteed sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568164
>Reversed roles are acceptable, that's fine.

I'm accepted!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568122
>Chocolate is also our safeword
D'aww.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568164
>aroused right from the start
Even better. The chocolate will only be dipped on top of her ass so when I finish licking it I can move on to an even better treat: her wet pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

How about a potion shop ran by a dank mage

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568186
>dank mage
>All her potions are filled with dank memes and vapourwave is constantly played in her shop

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568164
Dark Slime, and yeah they are already pretty tasty so adding things is just the cherry on top.

I'd probably pour in chocolate for romance, soda for fun outdoor activities, and booze for the weekends.

I'd probably pour booze in a Slime just for fun when she's just going about her business, and watch as she can't help but get wildly drunk.

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>>16568186
Dank Mages and Weedflayers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568186
Well the Lich running a potion shop down the road might now be to happy.
Do you know how much pouting her husband has to deal with now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568177
Doesn't matter. You're another faggot who thinks it's okay for them to act like 3DPD when they don't. And I'm not talking about the sexual history itself, but how that sexual history was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568186
>LaughingChesire.jpg

But really anon. My waifu probably wouldn't let me shop there. She'd be really skeptical. What kind of potions does she sell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568186
How about sex with a 7ft. tall Dark Mage?\
http://i.imgur.com/S13Q08k.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568197
>when they don't
Well you're already wrong.
>how the sexual history was
So you're only triggered by specific sexual histories? Make up your damn mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568169
Do you even like chocolate yourself KDF? Would your waifu/daughteru be okay with you eating it in front of them?

>>16568180
I'm in no place to tel you you're wrong for it, I enjoy role reversal sometimes too.

>>16568183
Well that seems innocently logical.

>>16568193
How long does it take her to return to her normal taste? Some of those flavors don't sound like they'd mix well. That last part sounds mean though, don't do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568200
That's a lot of NEET Onee san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568203
>Well you're already wrong
I am not. Go read the source material as you said. I'll give you a hint, what's in the mind of each the real one and the monstergirl when they're single?


>So you're only triggered by specific sexual histories?
Wait, are you telling me it's for you the same a woman who fucked a guy and a woman who was gangbanged by 15? Talk about cucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568205
>I enjoy role reversal sometimes too.

Do you mind if I ask what kind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568181
It's pretty fitting, isn't it?

>>16568205
>Do you even like chocolate yourself KDF? Would your waifu/daughteru be okay with you eating it in front of them?
I do quite like chocolate myself anon, but I don't think I could eat it in front of them most of the time. I'd feel too weird about it, especially since it's our safeword. They'd absolutely understand if I went out on my own for my fix though!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568205
>Well that seems innocently logical
Well you gotta make some plans for valentines.
After I finished eating up my treat, I would give her a nice cream filling as finish. Then we could have some more rough sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568222
Gentle yet forceful motherly dom stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568198
All kinds of potions
from sensitivity increases to hyper viagra

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568240
so,concentrated raging mushrooms that would make a ushi oni weep in fear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568205
I think Slimes have metabolisms far faster than meatbags, so I headcanon about an hour per litre of liquid dissolved in them.

And about the booze thing, sometimes a Dark Slime does some fairly twisted things, and I can't spank her without adding two pounds of cornstarch, so the booze is a neat little punishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>now we're the last thread in the catalogue
But godammit, the last time I attempted to snipe the thread off was a disaster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568238
Patrician tier taste anon! Personally, I enjoy that kind of domming with lots of lewd praise and cooing and and petting and stuff, the kind of domming where my Kobold waifu is absolutely the one in charge but she maintains her sweet, (mostly) innocent demeanor the whole time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568240
needs more interesing monsters
like a potion that makes your penis glow in the dark, or one that extends your tounge

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568263
I guess technically we could all sage bomb it tomdeath

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568280
*to death

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568277
I meant more interesing potions

[Anonymous No.]

First thread to breach 3000 in a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568237
Sounds like a fun time.

>>16568247
As long as you aren't boozing up random Slimes for the hell of it.

>>16568266
Yeah KDF, you're alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568304
Valentines day is a big deal, apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568189
>vapourwave is constantly played in her shop
Fuck yes
>tfw unironically like vaporwave cuz it's comfy as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

One of my lifegoals is to creampie an Atlach-Nacha enough to negate her venom without having to turn into a spider

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568306
I'm no serial Slime intoxicator. Just a guy who enjoys chemistry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568304
It makes me want to pick up the nearest Mouse Girl and hug her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568122
>my Kobold waifu can't eat chocolate without getting sick
Monsters can eat whatever humans can eat since their biology is much closer to human than animal

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568317
You'll have to fill all three of her holes to the brim for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568336
It's gap moe if they can't though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568336
His is special. Mamono mana makes everything so boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568336
That's boring anon. Sure it wouldn't kill her or anything, but still. Plus, if she could, then our safeword wouldn't be nearly as fitting!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568343
>Mamono mana makes everything so boring.
Wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568338
Having anal sex with a spider is the most immoral thing you can do

>>16568343
>Spoiler
It really depends on your setting
Mamono mana is a godsend in MGE which is basically a medieval fantasy setting

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568238
Fine, classy taste my brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568343
If it wasn't for it, you wouldn't last shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568372
Anal sex /= spinnerette though. Plus Nachos have a normal butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568240
Would they have anything exotic instock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568362
>>16568372
Well maybe not everything, but it does ruin some things.
Like, how is your wife supposed to take care of you when sick if mamono mana is involved?

>>16568379
If it wasn't for it, monster girls wouldn't exist!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568317
Or you could just headcanon it out if you don't like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568395
>Like, how is your wife supposed to take care of you when sick if mamono mana is involved?
Why would I want to be sick in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568404
Circular thinking applied, so your wife can take care of you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568385
>Anal sex /= spinnerette though
I'm surprised that you made the connection

>Plus Nachos have a normal butt.
Loli spider butt is even better than loli Wyvern butt

>>16568402
Sure, but it doesn't feel as legit/real then

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568317
It's going to happen eventually. Just save the spider form for special occasions

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568404
So you could die of japanese cold and get a nice Wisp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568395
Although I disagree with KDF on almost all occasions. The man does have it right. Mamono mana can be good, but can ruin it sometimes.

I want my waifu to nurture me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568422
I actually only made the connection because i'm a degenerate who's thought about spinnerette sex before. But agreed on Nacho loli butt. They look nice and soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568429
I'm not KDF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568447
Shit you're right. I have no idea why I thought you were him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568422
None can beat loli Wyvern booty
They're welcome to compare though

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568451
It's been some time since people last called me KDF or Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568459
How could someone be confused for BOTH?

[Anonymous No.]

Could a dragon zombie become a dragon wight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568459
Maybe you're just one of those people who is easily mistaken for someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568459
>KDF or Alp
You must have some odd posting habits anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568467
In other words, a man without qualities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568462
Some kind of mamono mana or something.

I remember being called KDF but I don't remember the reason. Alp is because of the black dragon wife.

>>16568473
Rood.

[Anonymous No.]

Help, I started really liking Houris for no reason I can think of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568473
I didn't mean it like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568471
>>16568462
Well as one of them I have been mistaken for the other, so it's not that weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568478
Cupids arrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>16568478
JALALALALALALALALALA~