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You have 5 seconds to decide your wife, your enemy, your child, and your job in zunland

>> No.165473

>>165471

FINAL DESTINATION

>> No.165472
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165472

alice, kaguya, suika, carpenter

>> No.165471

No wife, no enemy, no child, no job.

>> No.165482

Reimu, Marisa, child what, um um um um um um um I dunno fuck shit

>> No.165480
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165480

Wife: Reisen
Enemy: Yukari
Child: Rumia
Job: Pimp ze~

>> No.165484

Keine, Kaguya, Mokou, Teacher

>> No.165487
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165487

>> No.165485

Mokou Kaguya cirno king

>> No.165496

wife: mokou
enemy: kaguya
child: alice
occupation: Guide through the Bamboo Thicket (assistant to Mokou)

>> No.165495
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165495

Mokou, Kaguya, Flandre, killing Kaguya

>> No.165497
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165497

Marisa, Marisa, Marisa, .....Marisa

>> No.165499

wife: Alice

enemy: Mokou (will never die and has bigger fish to fry, yay)

child: Letty (absent most of the time, yay)

job: TheRapist

>> No.165500

>>165472
>>165484
>>165485
>>165495
>>165496
I think nobody likes Kaguya.PROVE ME WRONG

>> No.165506
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165506

>>165500

gb2/bed/, Mokou.

>> No.165507

>>165500
They like killing her; does that count?

>> No.165508

>>165496

idiot, if kaguya's your enemy and mokou's your wife, then you're just some mortal douche who gets in the way all the time

enjoy your 20 seconds of what could have been the most awesome existence. ever.

>> No.165509
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165509

China, Rinnosuke, Cirno, Cook.

>> No.165513

Marisa Reimu Shanghai Magician

>> No.165515

I like kaguya its just that when put on the spot I thought she would make a good enemy

I hate remilia and sakuya though

>> No.165516

>>165499
I don't know who's a bigger fag: You for making a Squidbillies reference, or me for recognizing it.

>> No.165521

>>165509

But Rinnosuke doesnt consider anyone his enemies...

>> No.165530

1. Rinnosuke
2. Reimu
3. Youmu
4. umm... co-shop owner?

>> No.165533

Reisen,Mokou,Marisa, Serving Kaguya

>> No.165535

None, everyone, none, angry god of ... well, name any natural occurance. Angry god of animals. There we go.

THAT MEANS I'M DESTINED TO BE THE TOUHOU 13 BOSS! WOO!

>> No.165538

Mima Reimu Youmu Manabattery

>> No.165540

>>165530
Youki is that you?

>> No.165551

>>165540
You bet your sweet ass.

>> No.165557
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165557

>>165509
>>165521
And now he has one anon you have unleashed a mind boggling forces of manli power level on yourself.
MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL!!

>> No.165559

Inaba, Inaba, Inaba, intern for the town drunk.

>> No.165566

>>165557

inb4Wongsnipplespark

>> No.165572
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165572

>>165557

>> No.165574

1.Mima
2.Kaguya
3.Marisa
4.I control when the Apocalypse happens

>> No.165580

>>1655744.I control when the Apocalypse happens

HAX
Just like touhou

>> No.165585

>>165574 I control when the Apocalypse happens

HAX
Just like touhou

>> No.165617

a interesting combination would be:

Wife: Kaguya
Enemy: Eirin
Child: Marisa
Job: shady-dealer

>> No.165627

Eirin.
By enemy, you mean in love, right? More than likely Reisen. But seriously bitch? Back off, you got an eternal loli bunny girl.
None.
Attempting to prevent Mokou's and Kaguya's love spats from destroying the household. Hopefully with the help of the Hourai elixir.

>> No.165629

>>165559
Is there some kind of chronology to this, like you have a child Inaba, marry her, and become her enemy?

>> No.165662
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165662

Kaguya would be my wife because we share the same interests.

Patch would be my enemy because she does not come out of her library anyway.

Marisa would be my child because she is cute and adorable.

And my ocupation would be complete control of the female libido...

>> No.165668
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165668

Shinki
Reimu
Alice
Full control over the 12 Dimensions of Creation

>> No.165672

>>165629
Gotta be the town drunk first to do it.

>> No.165778
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165778

YOU FUCKING FAT NECKBEARDED YIFFERS, STOP GIVING YOURSELVES HAX.

ie. Ability To Mak Wimmenz Bekam Mah Slave HaHa

IT'S SERIOUSLY LAME WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN TRY TO HIDE HOW PATHETIC YOU ARE.

YOU KNOW HOW YOU WERE TRAINED LAST SUMMER TO TELL PEOPLE TO "LURK MOAR"? WELL THERE'S A REASON WHY PEOPLE STOP LURKING BEFORE THEIR INITIATION PERIOD IS UP, AND THAT IS BECAUSE IT'S BORING AS HELL TO LURK WHEN YOU PEOPLE CAN'T EVEN COME UP WITH ANYTHING WORTH READING.

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO WITTY COMMENTS AND INTERESTING POSTS.

FUCK.

>>165574
>>165662
MAYBE >>165668

>> No.165779

Marisa Alice Flandre owner of a Blood Bank

>> No.165795

>>165778

CALM DOWN ANONYMOUS CALM DOWN

>> No.165797

>>165778
>WHATEVER HAPPENED TO WITTY COMMENTS AND INTERESTING POSTS.

Oh the irony, it burns.

>> No.165811

>>165778
Last summer? How old is this copypasta?

>> No.165814

>>165778
hey anon if your not HAX in touhou you GET EATEN!!

and man its just a lol thing
0/10

>> No.165822

>>165811
from 4Chan year one

>> No.165863

>>165778
just for you
Reimu
all but Reimu and Suika
Suika
I'm a Lovecraftian Elder God lol.

>> No.165886

>>165863I'm a Lovecraftian Elder God lol.

you bitch

>> No.165918

God is not a job, it's a race. That's like saying you're a professional human.

>> No.165943
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165943

Wife: Yuyuko
Enemy: Yuyuko
Job: Dinner

>> No.165949

>>165918
being god is not easy
You need to bring balance to the universe and supervise it.

>> No.165950
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>>165943

>> No.165954

Wife: Shana
Enemy: Matou Shinji
Child: Ilya
Job: None

>> No.165973

Marisa, Reimu, Shanghai & Hourai, Dollmaker

>> No.165978

>>165950
oh boy

>> No.165981

>>165973
How does it feel to dream?

>> No.165989

Sakuya, Reimu, Youmu, serving Remilia

>> No.165995
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>>165981
What? I'm not dreaming that's, uh... real... ...

>> No.166006

>>165950
Uncensored WHERE?

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>>166006
http://gs-uploader.jpn.org/upld-index.php?uname=Camel
Enjoy ur Touhou vore.
Oh, to be the one sliding down here <3

>> No.166078

>>165521
I know. Maybe it could be a one-sided hatred I harbor due to some imagined slight.

And that way, I don't have anyone specifically out to kill me.

>> No.166093

Waifu: Letty (I can wait a couple of months a year)
Enemy: Lily White/Black
Child: Cirno (Who else?)
Job: Making high quality and obscure wine (since both Yukari and Suika love my stuff I'll have plot armor on par with Reimu)

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166098

>>165559
INABA GOES IN ALL FIELDS

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166103

>wife
Meiling
>enemy
-
>child
Marisa
>job
Bladesmith

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