/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Shoggoths are good at protecting and pleasing their young master.

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[Anonymous No.]

Aaand I forgot the subject. God damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16533968
Shamefur dispray!

[Anonymous No.]

Waking up with a Kiki must be way nicer than doing so with a dumb alarm.

[Anonymous No.]

This secret, hidden thread is to be our love nest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16533968
You fucked it up! The only MG you deserve is a mouse!

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>>16533983
No! She goes with the farm boy for superbabies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16533984
I wouldn't mind breeding a mouse. They are really easy to breed after all.

[Anonymous No.]

Maids are olev. Especially Shoggoths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16533978
>ywn wake up to "Masstah" in a soft tone

[Anonymous No.]

>>16533991
You need to live with the mouse for life too you know.

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>>16534004
I wouldn't mind, I'd love to cuddle her while our daughterus running around playing.
I could even dick daughterus once they grow up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534002
It would be haven to wake up with her soft hand poking my face and those feathers tickling me.

Kikis are something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534015
Maids are too pure for this world

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>>16534002
>having a weeb maid
Nothing but MUI VSEM CENKLAT ZA VSGEDA RADU for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534023
But that's not a soft tone to wake up to, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534026
MUSGHIKINI NESTRELAYTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>16533988
Farmboy gets no one because he's a shit character and only good for his stats.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what would be great? Bottled up creativity, freshly obtained form organic Art Fairies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534039
Agreed. Like, every kid he can have winds up a super-kid. This doesn't mean he should get all the waifus.

At any rate, Avatar-bred Noire is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534023
I wouldn't mind that.
Chances are she'd be pudgy and squishy.
Not that I wouldn't mind a surprise muscle maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534040
How might we obtain this bottled creativity? Tiny orgasm machines that they can be strapped into? Shaking devices to harvest the wing scales? Boiling them in a chemical slurry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16533968
>WORRY

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>>16534040
Anon, 90% it's just more skill you need.
I'm sure you have great ideas you're too much of a scrub to properly implement. And if this isn't the case then I have plenty of spare ideas.
Since there isn't such a thing as a Skill Fairy with a magic git gud wand, you'll have to do it with hard work and dedication.

[Anonymous No.]

Doesn't anyone wish They were the monster girl

I mean them being waifus are fine but....

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534068
Anyone who thinks that here has been chased out or lurks in secret.

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>>16534068
All the time, but even if KC wrote in some cool ideas like being able to groom the perfect spouse and then swap bodies with her, this thread only has either autistic rejection of kinks they don't enjoy, or the Alp meme.
So enjoy being an Alp I guess.

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>>16534068
It is not a subject to be discussed here.

You should know this.

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>>16534071
What the fuck is an Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534076
Read the guide.

[Anonymous No.]

Fat bottomed spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534081
Which bottom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534081
On loli spiders, regular spiders, or dire arachnes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534085
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534086
All spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534090
A spider harem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534081
Spiders and not for anal or fucking from behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534071
Don't like it you're free to leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534095
no u

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534094
Spiders are for anal and fucking from behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534068
Doesn't belong here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534081
How fat we talking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534107
You mean like spinneret sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534068
I'd like to body swap with a monster girl just for a day so we could experience what having a different body feels like.

I don't even mean in a sexual way, I've just always been curious what having tentacles, extra limbs or a snake tail would feel like. I'd want to go back to my normal body once my curiosity had been satisfied though.

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>>16534114
Enough to make a wight girl jealous.

[Anonymous No.]

Should castles even exist in an MG setting? I mean, realistically, when you've MGs and human mages with magic as devastating as canons and some monsters with such devastating physical strength "just make thicker walls" would never have been a viable defensive mechanism.

And that's not even beginning to mention airborne threats. MGE may not even be recognizable from an architectural standpoint.

What's the chiefest of defensive structures a human can adopt that isn't easily unraveled by MGs?

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>>16534052
I suppose you'd spank them so the dandruff fell off of them like Peter Pan did with Tinkerbell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534121
It's just for aesthetics. Makes your kingdom look cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534076
You're not from around here, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534120
Is that even possible? Because that's a lot of phat ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534117
I mean like anal, but that's good too.
>>16534132
UHHH, WE NEED TO GO THICCER

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534127
Ehh, I appreciate the (you), but I'd rather some thoughtful discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534068
>>16534071
>waaaaah, why people don't like my tranny fantasies
You can have /lgbt/ for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534136
Wouldn't a spider girl's anus be on her spider abdomen? Else she'd just shit all over her spider part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534144
This one doesn't have that problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534126
How lewd. Would a man really be able to do that all day? What about wrist strain and sudden bursts of inspiration?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534121
Monster Girls are major hedonists and culture snobs. They'd love Castles and shit for the aesthetics. The whole science and how it works is nice to learn about, but they'd never use it. Just look and talk about it.

I imagine most Monster Girl forts and boats are built with aesthetics in mind. I wouldn't be surprised if some are only in the Monster Girl military for the fashion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534148
That's also kind of a lame design that doesn't integrate the human and monster parts well at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534121
A living barrier of heroes.
J/K heroes are actually convertible rape bait.
You don't fight corrupting magic radiation.
Except...maybe with ultra-prudish lead sheets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534153
>What about wrist strain
You don't need THAT much of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534155
She has a full human body and the spider bits don't get in the way of it, that makes her infinitely better than dumb spider taurs.
Monster girls without fully normal humanoid bodies are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534161
>what is sharkpussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534160
Anon, we're starting a business here where we spank fairy butt for magic powder that induces inspiration and other mild side effects. We need to know this for insurance purposes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534165
We could build some kind of spanking machine powered by pedals that the Fairy has to pedal herself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534164
No legs

garbage

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534171
I don't know, what's the cheapest estimate from gremlin inventors for making such a contraption?

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>>16534154
Monstergirls wouldn't built shit desu, with the exception of those with extrorinary work ethic like the undead. I'm more talking from a standpoint of what humans would adopt to avoid monsters.

>>16534157
How about this, considering there are 3 types of monster that are relevant, underground, landborne and airborne. Walls are great against one third of these, but if your parapets include some form of stone roof, any soldiers manning defensive positions on the walls have some form of cover to dive under when a dragon attacks that's protection against 2/3ds of what your average guardsman wold be expected to defend his city from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534176
It can't be too expensive since it's basically medieval technology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534161
It's a shit design and people have called it awful every time you've posted it, would have thought you would realize that people don't like her by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534178
Alright, then how much do we pay the fairies to spank themselves all day, daily? Do they even take money?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534180
I assume they would do it for the art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534179
Yeah well that's a different person so who's laughing now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534157
Heroes in MGE are a pretty funny group.

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>>16534181
We'll need to get some really good art for them then. But that's expensive. Maybe this business venture of mechanically spanking fairy ass for inspiration dust was doomed from the start? Or can we set up some kind of symbiotic relationship with artists somehow? But how would we generate profit from that?

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>>16534144
>implying Mgs poop

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>>16534179
I like her more than the other girls in that manga, but that design is pretty meh.

[Anonymous No.]

Reposting cute recent wife pic!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534188
We play matchmaker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534190
With mamomo mana, nobody poops. Imagine it, a world without shit or piss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534196
Truly the DL is the god we need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534196
You'd have to eat far less because your body would be perfectly efficient as breaking down literally every single bit of what you eat into pure chemical fuel

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534195
This doesn't seem like a business venture that involves the need to spank fairy ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534203
You're just offering problems, think outside the problem box, will you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534206
Maybe I just need to spank a fairy to get some inspiration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534196
We don't even need to take baths anymore!

[Anonymous No.]

Big, busty, blonde vampires

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534209
But wouldn't sweat still exist? And dirt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534214
Sweat would be like a non sticky refreshing water that only came out if ypu wanted it to. Dirt would work the same way.

[Anonymous No.]

I heard you people like oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534229
She looks like she was chained up somewhere. Are you sure she's not a bad girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>With a sigh, Yuki opened her Manly Men's Dicks poser.
>Sure enough her efforts were gathering good numbers of views from desolate monsters, but it just felt so hollow. Devoid of love and spirit.
>No matter how detailed the models or charming the animations they would never be real. Just constructs of pixels and misplaced hope to be shlicked to before crying oneself to sleep.
>It wasn't as if she could help it, of course. The market for marriage was growing desperately thin as the gender imbalance widened. If you weren't Stacy Thundercunt or born some lucky rare breed like Anubis or Hellhound then you were fucked. Or rather, weren't.
>Which didn't help your odds of getting ahead in the future at all, of course. Yuki threw a despondent smirk at her monitor and played with the fraying ends of her poorly kept hair. As the runt in a large family of fifth-generation Youko immigrants she didn't have the strongest bargaining position.
>She got by on energy supplements and the occasional can of farmed jizz, the consolatory succor enjoyed by failures at life. Everything in her manners and physique screamed "unloved loser", but she had given up on playing that game some time ago.
>Now she worked a boring administration job by night and stayed up until the wee hours of the afternoon manipulating spaghetti-haired simulacrums of fantastic human boys for her own gratification and small commissions.
>Today she wasn't just making another bishie dance video or clickbait thrusting porn, though. A friend had sent her some new code libraries and a discount at Amazoness.com, to try the hot new craze.
>Virtual reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534242
>not using .cum addresses
One job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534242
I wish I could escape from this worthless reality too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534233
She's just dressed in the tradition oni fashion, she isn't any better or worse than any other average oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534277
Seems like silly fashion, but at least she doesn't have clothespins in her throat.

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>>16534242
But I'm sure the mayor will do something about all the NEETs without a man so they get out of the house.

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>>16534242
I wonder how many monster girls would seclude themselves and give up on life if they had access to virtual reality husbands

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534285
In all honesty that sounds terrible. I'd rather die than get mothered over by the state/city that way. Poor girls.

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>>16534292
It's to grow the city. They have to turn around the bad repetition of the city so more humans move in and keep the birth rates up.

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>>16534292
Not even the dead can know peace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534306
Sim City with Monster Girls?
>>16534308
There is peace within the Blue Flames.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534292
>>16534306
Would be joining a harem be mandatory for those girls?
Like: Men who are up for getting matched together by the state can sign up for it. And you can also say if you are alright with a harem.
for that man that could be cool but a bit heartbreaking for the girl.

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>>16534342
She'll get used to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534342
I'd probably sign up for a marriage service like that.

Who knows, I may be pleasantly surprised

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534354
I mean yes. Ass with all MGE harems, she'll love him and he'll love her and all the wives get along (at least somewhat). But still, getting a letter from the state that they will put you in a harem must be heartbreaking.

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>>16534342
Depending on her species and status, she could get a homestay with a man outside of the city.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534342
I wish I got an arranged marriage to some introverted beast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534363
Go for it. Sign up and for a harm of a size between 2 and 6. Let's see what you'll get.
http://mgewiki.com/w/Special:Random/Mamono

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534391
Can't spell harem without harm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534396
Posting this late might not be such a good idea after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534391
Bigamy it is.
Weresheep and Large Mouse
While not the most exciting, that seems utterly fitting to the scenario.
Between those two monsters I rolled Demon Lord, Dragonia, Demon Lord, Demon Lord, "Books"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534391
>Werecat
Nice, wonder what breed

>Jorou-Gumo
An odd neet, does she begin rampant shitposting after dark?

>March Hare
Lewd and fluffy, I'd like that

>Kiki
The cleanest NEET, hope she has dork glasses and freckles


All in all, I'm happy with this harem

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>>16534368
Yeah, it would be pretty heart breaking, especially if she was the romantic type who dreamed of her perfect relationship with her loving husband. I doubt five or so of his other lovers ever factored into her fantasies. When she touched herself at night I doubt she was imagining her husband fucking another woman infront of her.

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>>16534411
>When she touched herself at night I doubt she was imagining her husband fucking another woman infront of her.
He would probably give her some alone sex form time to time. But she would end up loving doing it in a group as well.

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>>16534391
>Jabberwock
I like them, lewd and big.

>Honey bee
Fitting, all things considered.

>Ushi-oni
Oh boy, I'm going to spend most of the time having sex aren't I?

>Dark slime
I love slimes and purple is a good slime color.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534431
Outside of altruism, what's the incentive to try and fall in love with his other wives?

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>>16534411
Not to mention that the competition becomes rough when it's comes to being the harem alpha. If there's a dragon or a lilum, she might has well kiss that position goodbye.

>>16534443
I think when men join a MG harem, most of their time becomes occupied with sex, then it's taking care of the children.

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>>16534455
I feel like dragons really die inside if they become part of a harem. Imagine having to share your most precious treasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534463
How desperate has society become when a Dragon has to share?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534443
>I like them, lewd and big.
>big
No girl likes being called big you know, even if it's true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534391
>Kitsune-tsuki
>Jorou-Gumo
>Flow Kelp
>Honey Bee
>Shoggoth
>Nereid

...I got nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534467
>a Dragon has to share?
These words never belong together spoken in a single sentence. delet this

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534411
I'm sure some would enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534391
>Alarune
>Titania
>Honey Bee
>Dorome
>Thunderbird
>Alice

Actually a pretty nice harem. Alarune, Honey Bee and Dorome would all get along nicely and Titania could act as a nice onee-san for Alice and play with her.

Thunderbird is sort of the odd one out, chances are she would chill in her room listening to rock music or something.

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>>16534463
Then again has the harem alpha, she would have the most amount of time with the husbando.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534477
There are cucks everywhere I suppose

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534443
>>16534474
>>16534481
Bees represent.
You can't honestly say any of you would select them without the harem program.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534391
>Khepri and giant ant
Then I just stopped rolling since I now have an empire

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534482
She still has to share. Harem alpha is really fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534469
Big girls are best girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534485
I wouldn't normally pick one no, they fit really well into a lot of harem situations though so I'm glad I rolled her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534391
>Druella first roll
I don't think I get to roll again. But for those curious the next five would be Giant Ant, White Horn, Yuki-Onna, Lava golem, and Mimic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534501
Still, they might be self conscious about it. Imagine all the Dragons, Wocks, Trolls, Ogres, and such who act tough but in reality are slightly self conscious about their big stature.

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>>16534485
>Honey bee hopeful that she will get a loving husband all by herself as she grows up
>As she grows up she soon realizes that almost all honey bees end up with in harem
>She still tries but her hope starts to vain
>You can see her heart shatter as she get's a letter from the state
>She ends up with a nice man. There are 2 other girls.
>One a Gazer NEET and the other a Red slime
>Her husband gives her some time with just the two of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534525
Cute!
Big is best no matter how they are big!

[Anonymous No.]

I need a flayer to remove the last 10 minutes of my life

[Anonymous No.]

Slim succubutts or stacked succubutts?

[Anonymous No.]

>animemoose updates never

[Anonymous No.]

Best monsters to have angry sex with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534569
Let yourself sink in the flayer's lap as her tentacles play with your ear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534579
Hinezumi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534571
Tubby

[Anonymous No.]

This is your manticore for today

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534591
Not thick enough.
Time to get her to put on some muscle, some pudge, or both

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534591
She looks really cute. Would nuzzle her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534579
Hellhound.
>angrily forcing her down and fucking her from behind while saying it suits a bitch like her
>she gets her revenge after by mounting you and calling you a weakling who is all bark and no bite
>when the two of you are finally exhausted you fall asleep in each others arms
>upon waking up you're both disgusted that you could let yourself fall into such an intimate position with each other
Couples who are tsundere for each other are amusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534579
Dormice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534605
>It's not like I wanted to make breakfast in bed for you! You just didn't wake up on time!
>"These pancakes sure taste great, if only someone cute had cooked them!"
Like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534617
Not him, but they sound like an old couple.
I-is this the true face of love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534624
A form of it, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

Can elves be tomboys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534591
.less draws such great paws and mofu. I Want that mofucore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534653

Do Automatons dream of electric sheep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534605
I'd prefer to become a Hellhound bitch boy. Like doming the dom just doesn't appeal to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534653
Yes. In fact they're built for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534653
Elven delinquents who can't help but get lost in nature.
>Come across the local school yankee alone in the park, zoning out as the wind blows her hair, and thumbing some random chords on a lute
>Listen to her for a whole half hour before she even notices your presence
>gets all flustered and threatens to break the lute over your head

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534696
People misunderstand hellhounds, they're turbo switches with a preference for being the dom and have a lot of stamina.

One would probably happily wear a leash and bark like a dog for you during sex, they don't really have any pride as long as they get what they want. She would just go hardcore dom after when she outlasts you due to her monstrous stamina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534696
Made for domming and mounting, the profile claiming they can't be subs only makes my penis harder

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534653
I wanna fuck a gyaru school girl monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Little dark to draw right now, but at least it's warmer now thanks to rain and the paper is dry. You fine with MGK?
You're Jimmy, and you gotta urge to express your love for zebra cakes and moon pies at all opportunities.

Do you burn rubber on Anubis' new tricycle and show her how to ride one?
Do you help Pharaoh with opening up a peace conference with Wurm and Sandworm over the rights to the sand box?
Do you bring Albino Lamia to the Dragon Bakery and try to put a smile on her ghastly face with some cake or brownies with ice cream on top?
Do you go with Ushi Oni to watch Princess Mononoke in the theaters?
Do you ask 6th grade Whitehorn if you can brush her fur?
Do you watch 6th grade Lilim and Wock play a fighting game?
Do you have dinner at the new Mershark's place and say hello to her mother as she'll be the new school nurse after the Weresheep was fired?
Do you laze around under the sun on a inflatable chair in Ryu's pool with said water dragon?
Do you play with your Uncle's gun and sword collection with your Dhampir cousin while you still have breathing room due to your Vampire aunt being tied up at her job?
Do you scratch Kiki's ears and see if they'll stand up straight?
Or do you just watch the news and see a familiar ex nurse get arrested for trying to escape into Canada with 7 kidnapped boys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534681
Augmented sheep.
With augmented wool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534579
Yo mum.
PS. personal experience

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534745
>Do you watch 6th grade Lilim and Wock play a fighting game?
Sounds fun. Can I play too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534655
They're just too small for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534750
Aren't they 1 on 1?
Won't one be left out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534717
It's just being sub is more of my thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534758
Then yeah, a Hellhound would happily go along with that.

They're perfect for both subs and switches.

[Anonymous No.]

Beware the Dark Elves lads, you never know when one might strike.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534745
I hate MGK

Because it's so hard to pick. I just want to do them all!. I guess I'll go with the Anubis. Although I hope she knows what she's doing. That can be very dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to molest a dullahan body while her head watches helplessly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534745
>No lich option

[Anonymous No.]

What mating approach is the most effective and which is your favorite?

Rape (Hellhound, Ushi-Oni, etc...)
Seduction (Succubus, Satyros etc...)
Temptation (Alice, Wendigo, etc...)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534782
A tricycle? Dangerous?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534779
I mean, if she wanted to slip enraging shrooms into my food and let me ride her. I wouldn't be able to fight the shrooms

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534794
Yes. Because she might get burnt realising how much faster I can go than her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534792
Seduction. A few words and touches will turn me into jelly faster than anything else. Rape is a bit meh, and I'm too string willed to be tempted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534789
Lich is busy at a bake sale.
Spell components and bribes for morgue employees to look the other way don't pay for themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534802
Then I sit in the corner and think about how much I'd rather be dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534798
She'll get over it. She's a big girl even if she's still embarrassed by her mother's nicknames for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534792
Rape. You can't beat it and there's no resisting it.

I'm a slut for being overpowered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534804
That'd just make that Wisp gang come after you.
Why not go and support Lich and Elf-Wight instead of siding with Wisps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534807
Would I get away with calling her one of her cute nicknames?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534781
Jokes on her, I'd get her to fall into a life of decadence and debauchery

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534745
I'm going to buy Albino Lamia a Berliner! And then I'll have one myself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534745
Well, albino lamia is meh and and water dragon is okay, but goddamn I can't resist some kiki ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534811
A wisp is fine too. Growing up with a neet wisp nee-chan would have been heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534815
No.
You won't get away with calling her lego princess, sugar plum gumdrop, little pumpkin pie, etc even if you outrun her on her tricycle. She'll still be mad come next school day.

[Anonymous No.]

On the internet, nobody knows you are a manticore

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534071
>autistic
If using buzzwords makes you feel better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534817
Just know she's alergis to most fillings except orange based ones.

>>16534818
Do you think scratching them and making them stand up turns them kuu until they're floppy again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534741
They always win. Made for femdom if anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534821
What she going to do if I call her one of those names?

[Anonymous No.]

>go to the university
>should be a lecture
>half-an-hour later we're starting to get the feeling it might be cancelled
>check the university e-mail
>no notification
>check the course's web platform
>no notification
>someone who came to the course from another town's university says her e-mail got notification it was cancelled because the professor was sick
>but the people from the place the course was being held at didn't get a message
Well that sure was a waste of time! Surely this would not happen with Hakutakus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534834
>allergic to raspberry
It's time to put her down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534834
Even if they do, I can always counter by leaving one of them floopy and focusing on the other one. By the time I switch, the stiff one will go back to normal.

This is what they call advanced master techniques.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534792
I like Seduction and Rape. In a modern society, Seduction would be the most efficient.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534824
>">Tfw no man to forcefully milk until he cries"

It's pretty easy to spot a Manticore on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534792
I am quite fond of the idea of being randomly challenged to a duel as a means of a mating ritual.
The winner gets to be on top.

Seduction is top tier though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534840
Chase after you and hit you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534841
No. Even for sex. She'll lecture while being fucked by her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534855
>ywn be bopped on the head by a flustered Anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534846
It just makes her itchy, unlike peanut butter or cream which suffocates her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534855
>roughing up

Ha! Jokes on her. That's my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534841
It would be kinda funny and arousing to see a Hakutakus giving lectures while having sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534848
But what will you do about the tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534864
>she'll never make it up to you by asking to go with her on prom night

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534865
>makes her itchy
This isn't an excuse to get me to share my aromatic salts with her, is it? It's done wonders for my eczema, I'm sure it will help her scales too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534878
No, but it'd be courteous of you to share with her and eat raspberry and blueberry flavored snacks together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534849
>seduction is the most efficient
>20 minutes of getting hit on
>compared to a minute of being picked up and carried to a dark alley way were you will become some strong MGs husband

>>16534853
>tfw no Salamander to wrestle me to the floor and sit on my face

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534871
You see, then I would stroke her left ear with my left hand, whisper and blow softly her right ear and play with her tail with my right hand. That should be enough to keep her distracted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534883
I'm going to tell our mum to make blueberry pie for my birthday.
None of you are invited by the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534884
Not in a city with rape laws.

[Anonymous No.]

>When your monster girl wife smiles

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534892
A girl worth fighting for~

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534889
>MGC
>rape laws

I'm dying of laughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534888
Your mom's an alcoholic bottle fairy that can't cook to save her life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16533968
>you will never lose your virginity to a thicc Shoggoth

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534885
That tail's still going to go HnK on you with its rapid thumping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534902
What'd you about our mum?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534892
Remember anons. Your waifu's smile is a smile that needs to be protected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534892
She looks familiar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534904
The thing is about Shoggoths. Is that you'll lose your virginity without even knowing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534391
>Shoggoth
>Centaur
>Imp
>Imp
>Imp
>Dark Mage

Shoggoth is the only good one. Is it too late to say I only want the first one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534901
Think of it this way. Would you live in a city where you could get kidnapped and raped at any time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534909
She's a drunk. It's why our Alp sister/former bro is a drunk.
Dad can't cook either and so you live off snacks and free food from Dragons bakery when not eating frozen foods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534918
It's never too late for shoggoth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534921
Unless she's "late".

[Anonymous No.]

Cats have pretty rough sex, anon. Remember to bite down on her neck before initiating penetration, it's for your own safety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534919
Well. I have a waifu, so maybe it's not such a good idea. But I love rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534928
>That Rothchild face

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534917
By way of a horny Shoggoth riding her boy in his sleep? Then again, the kid would have to be a very heavy sleeper in order to not notice the lights that'd be glowing on his Shogs body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534920
Wait a minute, how'd you know who I am? Crazy stalker!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534908
Guess what? I'm going to sync my stroking with her tail thumping and increase my breathing. She can't beat me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534928
>bite her neck
>not letting her bite yours

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534928
>barely any hips or ass
>that manface
Who OK'd this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534939
Don't judge Kiki. Life was hard in the motherland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534941
We don't talk about that cheshire here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534928
Can someone give me the quick rundown on this guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534943
I like that ass.
>>16534945
In old country, dirt walk on two legs. New country better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534937
She'll just connect herself to the bed so it won't look so suspicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534940
No but her neatfreak mother can upon seeing your filthy hands touch her daughter.
Both of you will get such a hosing and alcohol bath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534947
This made me laugh more than it should.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534953
If my hands are filthy than it's her job to clean it with her tongue. I hope she doesn't mind sucking my fingers while I keep staring at her with a smile on my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534391
>Demon Lord
Either I don't need a roll, or I get one automatically.

>>16534792
All three have their perks. Personally, I feel Seduction is the most effective in general, while Temptation is most effective on myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534957
Shit sense of humor is common.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534959
Last thing you want is her father seeing his daughter sucking a boy's fingers.
He might want grandkids, but he wants to meet boy first and know he's good man like men from old country. Not a sick fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534965
Rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534945
But Kikis grow up as maids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534977
There are no masters in Soviet Russia, all are equal. Some more equal than others, and some have to share their equality with others in self-improvement camp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534901
I guess the law saying condoms are absolutely haram counts

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534977
But she's not an improper one.
She's being raised to be elegant and graceful like a crane dancing atop a pool of reflective water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534892
I want to forever protect a Dorome's smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534992
Then be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534968
I'm not sick, just a bit lusty and lewd. But that Kiki would surely be able to clean my head of dirty thoughts.

[Anonymous No.]

Deep and dark and terrible is the belly of the beast that we call the sea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535010
Would wearing a heavy diving suit like that protect you from Mersharks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535010
>She didn't force him to stay
I don't believe it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534983
I hate this meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535019
She can bite through ship hulls just to get you so I doubt it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535010
Terror from the Deep Flashbacks man.

There ain't no such thing as Lobsterwomen...
There ain't no such thing as Lobsterwomen...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535028
>meme
Anon, the gulags were real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535033
Hey anon wanna go explore a trawler?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534947
I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees the resemblance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535007
Behave yourself then.
If you want her dadcs approval you must show your inner character, squat together, and drink 190 proof vodka together to show your stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535031
I'm going to wear it anyway. I'll just sit underwater with a sign saying "Looking for a Mershark wife"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535057
The face is just too close of a resemblance.

[Anonymous No.]

Would great white mersharks be tubby?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535076
I want to help a Hammerhead Shark Girl try on glasses!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535080
Would she have wide set eyes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535076
>>16535080
>tubby great white Mershark
>nerdy thick glasses hammerhead shark

The predators of the sea are actually a bunch of geeks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535059
Easy enough. That kiki will be cleaning my dirty thoughts in no time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535076
Either tubby or buff.

In comparison to bulls and whitetips, which are pretty much dire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535036
Kikis aren't supposed to have hard lives though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535076
Their bellies would have a bit of jiggle to them. O also like to imagine that they have massive breasts with plump inverted nipples.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535093
You think being a maid is easy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535076
>Pigmy mersharks that don't grow beyond 4'7"
>9' tall ancient megalodon mersharks
>ara-ara whale mershark

Sharks are quite diverse

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535098
Of course not. But I thought masters love makes it all better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535094
>plump inverted nipples
>belly jiggle

YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535065
Make sure you're bleeding too. Nothing draws them in like human blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535113
I guess I'll just slice my hands. Then I'll get a soft warm nurse Mershark!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534904
>>16534917
What does dirty talk with a Shoggoth sound like?
>Aw yeah girl, tonight I'm gonna sit down in my lounge chair and bring out the fine tea set
>Gonna use both the salad AND the dinner fork, along with a soup spoon and a stirring spoon
>Then I'm gonna take my socks and shoes off and let em rub all up in the carpet, you like that girl?
>by the time I'm done, every single inch of our living room is gonna have my finger prints on it, you want that baby?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535119
I'd just give her a spanking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534837
Made for fucking the femdom out of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535094
I also*
>>16535105
My man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535119
Anon this is a blue board!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535119
[Throbbing maid pussy intensifies]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535099
>Agressive brit Mako with King's english and a fiery temperament
>Carpet sharks who are shy and you never see their eyes through their hair
>Cookie cutter sharks who love love bites TOO MUCH
>Tiger shark who will eat anything you give her like an underwater Wurm
>petite PortJackson Shark with Aussy accent and hyper poisonous barb in her fin
>Dog sharks

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535123
Made for fucking the maledom out of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535127
>wiggling shoggoth tentacles

I don't know why I find this so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535157
Shogs can be adorable.
Buy 20 mini Shogs today, and we'll give you one Shog Roomba and 2 Shoglings for free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535186
Can't I just buy all the Shoggoths? Including every variant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535155
That's what you think gaylord

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535189
You are going to end up with 600 of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535191
That's the truth. Sorry you had to hear it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535192
Perfect. This is what I need

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535086
Cute geeks!
I'd eat pizza and play vidya

>>16535089
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535152
Do the dog shark girls chase cat fish girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535094
Lewd!
Would fill with pups!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16533968
A shoggoth cares about her master's psychological development and would never risk harming him by doing lewds before he was both mentally and physically mature enough for butt stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

Flesh is frail and easily picked on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535236
I expected the source of that quote to be more eldritchy in appearance. At least we got the number of eyes down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535232
This. Shoggoths are he most conciderate and caring girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535201
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535094
Gonna grope that belly

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535094
>That avoidance to draw hands
Heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535232
Why should she care anyway? The guy is going retarded either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535236
Under her metal exterior is still the heart of a timid fujo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535258
I know how he feels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535250
Do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535010
kek. I relate to this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535299
You relate to people who go seeking after the wonders of the ocean only to get kissed by Mermaids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535280
>implying men who like Shoggoths aren't in fact the smartest

How do you think they got that refined taste?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535304
Well that first part at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535280
That's never the impression I got from them. They're the most mild of chaos girls when it comes to how their husbands are effected, relatively speaking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535232
Truly, they are the best of girls possible. The refined man's taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534745
Brush the White Horn's fur and ride her to the local store

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535310
>>16535304
Although in retrospect, getting attacked by sea life is sort of like getting kissed by mermaids, so I guess I do relate after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535322
No shoes, no shirt no service. Does White Horn have shoes? Didn't think so. Get out you bum!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535331
I'll just tie her to the lamp post outside while I shop, the kids walking by can pet her

[Anonymous No.]

How angry does your waifu get while watching the news? What is her opinion on the current state of the global market?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535337
We live in a desert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535333
Shameful, yet liberating.
>>16535337
My waifu is more concerned with mudslimes killing people than the market. It's not like she needs to buy things when she can just accept them as tribute.

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me about the fluffbugs anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535340
doromes are good girls, even if made of mud!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535337
Many MGs could counterfeit money if they wanted to, meaning they couldn't care less about the economy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535350
They can make you blind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535350
hang some lanterns on your porch, you'll find a bunch setting up campsites right there

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535351
Dorome and mudslime are not the same thing in this context, my innocent compadre.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535350
Pofu is pure! PURE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535350
I saw one last Saturday. I was in the sauna and she was hanging out in the window, which was warm because of the sauna's heat. Dirty fluffbug was peeping on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535350
Pofu is an objectively enhanced version of mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535368
Do finnish fluffbugs swear as much as regular finns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535350
Pofu is best. Pofu is for headpats. Pofu is for fluffy cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535374
Never heard it. I was quite surprised when I was first exposed to angry moth noises on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>THICK Atlas Mothman never

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to put a flashlight by my window and attract all the poofy moth girls so I can cuddle them! I'll have a pofu harem!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534792
A little late but, All of the above.
I want my Demon Waifu to use Seduction and Temptation to make me unable to resist her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534792
Seduction
I just love that kind of stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535382
So many varied bodytypes and levels of poof.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535392
does direness in mothmen=ncreased poof?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535392
There's the Mothest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534792
I like Monstergirls that think they're being tempting but really its just rape. Like it doesn't actually matter what the guy's response is, but they at least make it seem like he had a choice in the first place and maybe even convince themselves they did.
Then later on when they're happily married and the husband casually says t was rape when someone asks how they first hooked up, she gets all flustered and a bit self-conscious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535402
Hush, friend. We dare not speak that word in these civil parts. Her pofu would block out the sun itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535402

No mere man could stand against the Mothest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535418
I don't see the problem with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534792
A combination of seduction and temptation is the best. That's what something like a loli wight would do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534792
What is the difference between seduction and temptation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535436
Seduction is using her body and words to make you let her do it.
Temptation is using her body and words to make you do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Sempai, should I go sell my games at Gamestop to make dosh or trade them in for something brand spanking new?
The little Tanuki is asking for your advice on financial issues. I would be suspicious of her if I were you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535448
She looks cuter than most tanukis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535392
That MOTHer looks so gentle and pure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535402
>Mothest
>Ten feet tall, gigantic heaving breasts, obscene child-birthing hips and ass, enough puff around her neck and arms to make her look like she's wearing a wearing several sheep
>eyes so closed it looks like they haven't been opened for decades
>the passive fluttering of her wings gives off a faint 'ara ara' noise with every step
>surrounded by no less than thirty children everywhere she goes, they randomly pop out from her pofu areas or under her dress
>if she smiles warmly at any one person for too long they instantly become adopted
>the powder from her wings shotafies people if they inhale it for too long in too high quantities

Are you a bad enough dude to be her husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535458
Mosura, ya, Mosura~

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535458
I'm ready for the Mothest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535458
That sounds like a terrifying villain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535378
[High pitched Perkele in distance]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535465
They say she hugged a man who looked like he was having a bad day once while she was walking around absent-mindedly unaware she was still in her nightgown.
You can still hear the muffled breathing and noises from her cleavage on quiet days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535471
Why would a moth have a really to be angry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535475
Can't get through the window to hug a sweaty Finn

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535458
>Are you a bad enough dude to be her husband?
Only if she was 7ft. tall instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535479
Two sweaty Finns, it was my dad's sauna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535479
>moth sees a bright light in a window
>instantly attracted to it
>see poor cold anon inside who is dire need of a hug
>manage to pry the window open
>gets her phat butt stuck in the window
>angry_moth_noises.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>Be you, drinking at the local bar.
>Hotshot danuki in business suit, clearly shitfaced sits on the stool beside you.
>Keeps buying you drinks and talking about how she's the demon Lord's gift to incubi everywhere.
>It was starting to piss you off.
>Dump the fruity drink she bought for you on her head.
>Entire bar starts staring.
>Danuki looks mad as hell.
>She raises her hand towards you and starts slapping.
>Of course due to her being 4'3", this was more like a child pawing you.
>You ask her to stop hitting you politely.
>She seems too keen on playing Irish pattycake with your face.
>Meanwhile the rest of the bar states on in an awkward silence.
>The monsters are staring on with a lustful gaze.
>The incubi only give you sad eyes.
>OK, that's it.
>This raccoon needed a harsh lesson.
>You pick her up by the collar, all the while she's trying to slap you again.
>While holding on to her, you kick open the bar door and found the nearest trash can.
>At the point you start lowering her down into the can, she's in full waterworks mode.
>Crying, begging for mercy.
>But, the international bank of fucks have ran out of fucks.
>In fact, you be taking fucks.
>Slamming the lid on her can hard before she 'can' resist, you whisper her a dark truth.
"This is the date you've chosen."
>With that said, you kick the can over and send her rolling over.
>With that done, you head back in.
>The incubi cheer you on and the monsters swoon over you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535500
wanna get "assassinated" by kunoichi, cause thats how it happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535500
That's just being and asshole. You're an asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

Girls in pajamas, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535500
I ain't cheering that guy on, my waifu'd have to hold me back from givin him a piece of my mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535520
It's her "night uniform". It seems to really excite mastah. And can lead to "night time cuddles"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534242

>tfw no shut-in fox waifu

She'd be perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535288
Me too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535500
I wonder how he feels knowing Alp's better at "art" than he is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535597
A-anon! Not in front of others, you animal!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535458
Floof

[Anonymous No.]

>W-Why are boys interested in me all of a sudden?

[Anonymous No.]

Moffs, huh. I like 'em, way better than butterflies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535615
Look! A chicken! Let's chase her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535615
YEAR OF THE ROOSTER

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535615
Going to fuck the chicken so hard she'll be on fire!

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535099
>9' tall ancient megalodon mersharks
Sign me up.

[Anonymous No.]

Where my subs at? Why is bottom best place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535099
From head to tail wouldn't most Mersharks be in the 8' to 9' range? Otherwise they'd have a really stunted tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535681
I love how sinisterly happy that mino looks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535682
Not unless they were just smaller over all

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535615
GIMME TENDIES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535681
Because positions like that are amazingly intimate.
I'm a switch, but I'd admit towards swinging more towards the sub side of things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535687
MG bullfights are much more interesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535681
>why is bottom best place?
Feeling all the weight on you is like full body stimulation. You're completely smothered, which makes it feel that much more present and real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534579
Bloodthirsters. Their entire religion is based on being fucking angry all the fucking time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535681
Judging by other images of that Mino the guy she's raping is probably a minotaur shota..

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535681
I think the best reason for being bottom is that it lets the girl show just how much she wants you, that she's taking you for herself because she needs it so badly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535709
i got the uncensored, no tail, so its a human who found the beef, that or she found him...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535615
I wonder how many times she gets kabdonned by boys.

Also shouldn't she be happy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535707
You fucking know it mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535617
You can't spell mother without moth. This is because moths are the best girls to start a family with and spend the rest of your lives together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535681
Being sub is objectively best. And so is being mating pressed. Lord knows how much I want my athletic waifu to mating press me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535708
>fucking angry
eheheheheh

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535749
Learn how to dom a bit too anon, it is useful for giving your waifu a nice surprise for a special night. If then she feels like winning just assume the position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535761
>Learn how to dom a bit too anon

If my waifu wanted me to. Then I'd do it. But being Dom just doesn't appeal to me. I don't know if it's the lack of sexual experience of the femdom brainwashing I've had. I just don't imagine myself domming. But if it pleases her then I have no choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535775
Or* the femdom

[Anonymous No.]

Is it wrong that I want to be a slave to a sadistic Dark Elf Queen who abuses me in front of her soldiers who's secretly likes to gentle femdom and has a pink room full of teddy bears?

[Anonymous No.]

i want to be violently forced to impregnate a vampire!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to ruin a tanuki who's super rich by turning her into a new decadent layabout who lives off the interest of her wealth

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535792
So you want her to pin you down, forcibly steal your first kiss, and mating press you until your balls are dry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535787
That is pretty cute, but as an Elf she has to compete with other monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535787
nope

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535749
Being dom is objectively better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535787
No. That's natural and healthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535787
No wronger than sexual roleplay with a soft switch Demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535800
preferably until she feels shes pregnant,it will take much more than the first time i assume

that or she got her item stash ready for that event

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535810
It's ok to disagree anon. But still.

Being the dom
>boring
>ew
>not loving
>disgusting

Being the sub
>classy
>only for people with high intelligence
>unique
>loving
>forms he strongest relationships

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535805
As long as she spoils me and makes me massage her feet it's okay.
>>16535809
>>16535811
>>16535817
Oh good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535810
>Being dom is objectively better.
>>>/d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535810
Being a switch is arguably better than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535835
wat

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535805
Would impregnate

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535500
>"not this is your home now"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535839
But being the switch is worse because you'll confuse your waifu.

Also how are you ever supposed to be her precious pet if you're a switch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535828
How can be this wrong with just one post?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535846
Hey, sometimes you could want her to put you in the Amazon position and take the lead.
Other times you might want to bend her over a table and hotdog her while hitting the soft base of her tail.
It covers most bases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535840
the joke
your head

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535858
Admittedly it does switch up the bedroom quite abit and makes sex more interesting to some people. But it's just not me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535868
That's a perfectly fine sentiment. Some people may want to just relax and enjoy as the MG in question assumes direct control, while others want to actively do it.
I just happen to be the shitlord who wants either one.

[Anonymous No.]

Are Shoggoths housebound once they move in? Can they disguise themselves and go buy groceries and stuff while mastah is away? I think in KC said that they will give house guests other than mastah regular silverware and stuff, so that makes me think they can still go out and about. But I don't know if that takes away too much from their sort of mysterious chaos nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535899
They can absolutely go on errands and such. They will take care of everything you need to live comfortably, as long as you can keep a roof over your heads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535899
What would a shoggoth disguise herself as in public?

>give guests regular silver ware

This always amused me. Shes protecting herself so she doesn't become used goods before letting mastah take her first time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535899
My ideal Shog waifu would even have her own job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535919
As a Kikimora, Nureonago, or Human/Elf derivative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535854
Sub is the thinking men fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535919
Probably a Nureonago, most certainly
Might get dicey if she's trying to live with you in an Order territory. I bet she'd feel terrible if you had to do the out of house errands and stuff because you didn't want her to get captured.
I haven't read much Lovecraft despite loving Shogs, is there any hint of them having anything that could stand for self-defense capabilities?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535920
That doesn't really sound like a shoggoth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535933
What if it's as a teacher at the local chaos temple?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535854
>not wanting a dire MG to pin your arms to the bed, mount and ravish you
barbarian

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535932
Well. As a slime they can do alot of defensive things. I wonder if they could also make people see the horrors of eldritch through contact with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535936
Maybe if you live in the temple or regularly visit it and use the things she's made in it yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535828
I believe in switch, where the victor in combat has the right to be dom and the loser is the sub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535936
Oh. I thought you meant like a different job. That's ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535932
She can say she's just a black Nureo and be fine with it. The insanity will keep anyone from finding out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535943
>where the victor in combat has the right to be dom and the loser is the sub.
My nigga, you have damn good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535937
He's truly a man without tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535930
>>16535937
These are men of taste.

>>16535943
Sure it works if you can defeat your waifu. But what happens when she keeps overpowering you? Oh well, guess you're a sub now. Welcome brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535937
But anon, what if my waifu wants me to tie her to the bed, grab her horns, and facefuck her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535953
The MOTHEST strikes again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535937
>Dire MGs
Don't exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535937
Speaking of which, I know this has been brought up before, but what *exactly* would a dire Shog be? It never really seemed to get settled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535930
>following orders or doing nothing
>thinking man's fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535937
>Dire ushi-oni drags you into her room

well. . .

shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535954
Nah, I was just joking. I'm a switch that has a slight love for gentle femdom and vanilla, but if the girl is a sub I'll pin her down and pound that ass until she can't move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535938
>come home from a day at work
>usually greeted by a lovely smile and those bright, endless eyes, but this time nothing but a dark house
>walk into the living room and see your Shoggoth standing looking out the window, completely silent, almost catatonic
>Ask her what's wrong
>"...Today... in the marketplace..."
>You can hear her sobbing in your mind, the whole house feels like its rumbling and creaking ominously
>She turns to face you, her mouth that could never not smile is instead absent from her face, but her eyes say everything else
>"...a child... touched the hem of my dress in passing... a-and... his mind..."
>She falls to her 'knees' sobbing as various items she's made around the house start melting

What do?

[Anonymous No.]

Fit and fluffy Yeti leglock sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535960
Fun police detected

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535958
Then you're a weak man. A real man would say no and assume the slut position.

>>16535962
>being a barbaric
>UHG MUST SEX LADY

You're just too weak minded to understand the complexity of being a sub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535961
Slimes dont get Dire, they become Queens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535977
You're too naive to appreciate the facets of being on top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535977
And deny my waifu's kinks? Seems less like I'm weak and more like you're just a shit husbando.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535961
It's cheesy but I think, truly, its best if there is no consensus. It would be the definition of unknowable. But it would most certainly be pigmented as the color out of space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535965
that wouldnt be my response, more like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535970
Shit man. That's just too sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535970
>"Oh, you mean that boy I saw running around with a little Shoggoth on my way home?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535984
Being on top is for weak men. Don't give into primal urges. Ascend to our level.

>>16535988
>you're just a shit husbando.

You take that back. I'm a great husbando! I'm the best house husbando! Better than you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535970
Is that something a flayer can fix?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535970
Literally nothing your Flayer best friend can't fix after work tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535977
>A real man would say no and assume the slut position.
>Not lifting your waifu and putting her into suspended congress as you silence her moans with your kissing
Can submission really bring me this kind of joy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536005
>Being top is for weak men
That sounds pretty stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536003
How does that work now?
>>16536008
>>16536010
The memory remains though. She knows that even if a flayer can completely wipe that memory out, for but a short time, it was her fault the boy had to see things no boy should ever have to see beyond the veil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535979
So like, a self contained Shog harem then? Or just one Shog that's slightly bigger and is "fancier," however you want to define that.
>>16535989
Nah man, there's gotta be SOMEONE who's seen one of the servants who is older than the aeons of time!
>pigmented as the colour out of space
I dig this though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536017
You're talking to someone who is Euphoric about femdom, stupid is what you're going to get from him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536011
Yes, because instead:

>your waifu would pick you up and out you into suspended congress while she silences your moans with kissing

Subtle differences mean a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536022
Then little Jimmy will probably fall for a chaos girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536024
>Dear, just one thing. Why do you never go out near the well?
>"It's had a... bad experience with wells. And farms. It would prefer not to bring these things up."
Yes, it refers to itself as it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536035
Mind as well get his waifu to think for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536035
That's unnecessarily mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535972
No funnoru arrowed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536024
A whole bunch of different Shog personalities assembled from the same mass. Basically a bunch of meidos, though personally i'd desire a Shoggoth Queen pirate crew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536038
No, Timmy would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536038
Well there's a silver lining. Maybe the friend flayer you brought in takes care of him until he's old enough and he falls for her for the mental healing she gives him. Though the Shog would probably never want to see him again to avoid being reminded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536037
While I imagine my waifu being perfectly capable of this, it still wouldn't give me the satisfaction of watching my waifu's face contort through various emotional states as she loses control of her body and becomes temporarily enslaved to her own instincts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536054
Could one man's brain handle such madness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536071
Can't possibly know til you try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536067
Yeah, my waifu would be able to do that too, but I would rather have comfy vanilla with a bit of teasing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536067
It's ok if we're different. You like your kink and I like mine. And I lie when I say I'm full sub. I'm not actually. I'm just a tiny pinch of switch but still mostly sub. I want to please my waifu in any way she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536081
Nothing wrong with that.
>>16536083
And I won't lie either by saying I'm full dom, as I'd wholeheartedly enjoy being unsuspectedly mounted and being dragged into the bedroom for a round of pelvis shattering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535971
>smug yeti knows you can't get away
>the forced hugs are giving her heart pupils and she's already thinking about kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536054
I like it! The more SE she (they?) get, the more mass she gains, allowing for each personality to slowly get more of their own physical form

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536112
That is indeed how it works.

Even just a normal maid Shog could benefit greatly from getting Queenlike powers. She could divide her duties into the personalities her divisions have. For example, there would be a motherly chef Shog who does all the cooking with love, a genki Shog who runs around doing the cleaning, and a strict and haughty Shog who oversees clerical duties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535953
I want to see a fight between a moth and a butterfly mg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536112
>sultry, sensual shog that's outfit looks more like a lounge singer than a maid
>motherly ara ara shog that insists on giving you back rubs and massages which always smother your head in her massive bust
>slightly unhinged happy-yandere shog that constantly stares at you and casually plots various murders for anyone else that might come in the house
>they each share pleasure as one whenever they would receive any so that it sounds like a cacophony of moaning and gasping and panting when you use silverware or get pleased by one of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536131
And on very special nights, they all come together to form *Her*

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536140
Ye gods, what horrifying abomination does such an unholy melding of cell and flesh ensue? What terrifying visage and unspeakable primal instinct can such a crude iteration of the cosmos' indelible echoes from the aeons before creation manifest on our pathetic mortal plane?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536131
>>16536140
This is why shoggoth is bestu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536005
Good thing I'm not a househusband then huh?
And I'd call you more of a dildo than a husbando.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536167
>spoiler

Ok now you're just being mean. Don't you think about how your words might affect some bodies feelings? And I'd be more than just a "dildo" I'd give her the best sex around. I'd give the best foreplay aswell.

>Good thing I'm not a househusband then huh

Maybe you should try it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536178
Nah, I think I'll keep living my cute hedonistic life with my switch Demon Waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536184
Hedonistic how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536184
That's understandable. Especially with a Demon. Demons are quite switch aswell so this makes a lot of sense. I hope you enjoy a love making life with your waifu, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536167
>Spoiler

Not him. But that is uncalled for. I expected more from you demonfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536195
Lewd roleplay and cuddles.

>>16536197
I will

>>16536217
I don't like people implying I'm not a good husband to my waifu anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536167
Damn Anon, that's pretty rough.

[Anonymous No.]

>So it's a game about a Bear Girl with a Red Feathered Tengu in her backpack
>And they go on an adventure to rescue the Bear's younger human brother from an evil super lewd degenerate Witch
>Said Witch wants to make him her husband but also wants to do something diabolical to him to make an ideal hubby
>She wants to make him into a Neko Boy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9e78BYWAERo

It's a real Game Over that MGs could masturbate to.

Just like the original Banjo Game Over for guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536231
>Neko Boy
Take your bait and fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536228
>I don't like people implying I'm not a good husband to my waifu anon.

Yeah I get that man. But you straight up did the same. It's better to be above it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536231
>Neko Boy
Something smells off here

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536235
I get angry man.
I don't think when I get angry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536231
Take a hike faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536233
>>16536240
>>16536245
It's a game for MGs.

You're not their main audience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536246
Blasted NEET MG's and their "games" that totally aren't their erotic fanfiction

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536248
I wonder which NEET MG could be behind this

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536246
You're still a fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Does a MGs strength and courage increase when her husband is threatened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536283
Courage probably has nothing to do with it as if their husband is threatened they instantly go to 110% full blast no-chill mode.
As far as strength, its moreso that most of the time a monstergirl isn't showing her full strength. Even when assaulting and raping a man she's on some level 'holding back' because all of her stuff is switched to 'sexual pleasure for him and me' mode. When their husband is threatened, they probably turn off the pain inhibitors so to speak and go full blast in their true monstrous nature. Some species such as dragons can even revert into their previous/before current demon lord forms. I like to think with a lot of monsters they can revert aspects of themselves to 'combat mode' if their husband is truly in danger, IE a Kej's hair can strangle and become sharp again, a Demon can rend people's souls, a cursed sword can actually cut flesh, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536298
Waifus really love their husbandos. Damn. I imagine Dragons would take it the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536309
Threaten a Dragon's husband and there won't be enough left of you to bury in a thimble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536309
>Doragon's husband gets kidnapped
>Cinders.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536265

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536298
>tfw no strong MG to make you feel protected in her embrace all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536318
>folks from mgqg being total faggots for no reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536309
what about onis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536333
>Oni husband gets kidnapped
>She goes to the house of the kidnappers with her kanabo
>they thought they were prepared for her
>she came sober

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536333
It's going to become a tribal effort to protect you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536331
You think you know someone, huh
Then they just pull a fast one

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536346
I don't think anyone has avatarfagged here with Chrome before, so it's a safe assumption.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536315
>>16536316
Dragons are always cute when they're protective. One of the reasons they're my second favourite. Just all around great girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536316
>Dorome's husband gets beat up to within an inch of his life by Order thugs
>as they're walking back home they step into what looks like some shallow mud
>ten minutes later the last one gives a panicked shriek as his head finally SCHLORP's below the seemingly sentient quicksand
Don't let the smile fool you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536359
>Don't let the smile fool you
>Throughout the entire time she's smiling
>Engulfing people into her
>Hearing their screams turn into muffled cries and eventual silence
>All with a smile on her face

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536366
Imagining that big goofy smile while people suffocate in her mud is just funny.

>>16536359
Now she's dealt with the thugs. Will she have to nurse the hurt anon back to health?

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if you harm a Mindflayer or Wendigo's husband?

[Anonymous No.]

This thread needs something...but what could it be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536377
>Harm a Wendigo's husbando
>UntilDawn.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536377
Bad things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536374
Silly anon, Dorome's can cover a lot of ground. Another instance of herself was with anon the whole time doing just that. While he was finally recovering in her arms and being soothed to rest against her bosom, at that very same time another part of her was mercilessly drowning and suffocating the thugs. That's why both 'sides' were smiling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536377
>harming a Chaos girls husband

This is a very, VERY bad idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536383
The windig wants it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536359
>>16536366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMQaewmKpW4

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536378
Barb needs to draw more Flayers

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536378
Number one. Don't you dare lewd my Onee san Titania. Number 2 why is that Mindflayer showing off her body? she has a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536378
15/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536339
>that spoiler
oh my

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536377
>Mindflayer
I hope they somehow found a way to get psionic resistance
>Wendigo
Pity them if they go into the mountains. Or the woods. Or anywhere for more than a minute that isn't populated.
>Shoggoth
When they least expect it, they'll be confused to find that utensil they used spring to life and jump down their throat. After that is far too guro to relate here.
>Atlach Nacho
...I honestly don't know, since if their husband was harmed or kidnapped they would just be lolis without their big Quellag half. I assume they have some great magical ability.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536394
>ending with him imitating that girl

God damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536353
I'd bet on somewhat subtle bait, old divide and shitpost if you would. Pretty sure dudes from mgqg have been here for sometime already.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons. Sweet dreams. And may you wake up to your waifu's warm, protective and loving embrace.

[Anonymous No.]

Help I can't stop thinking about a Mershark biting me. Stupid developed Oral fetish!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536497

Yeah, biting is a hell of a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536497
Between liking Apophis, constant contact with vampire fags and now this girl, I've fallen too.

If experience tells me something, we can't go back better accept the truth of love bites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536497
Don't worry anon. Developing a biting fetish is healthy and normal. Just let it happen. Just let the Mershark bite you.

And also that's a cute image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536508
Neck biting is just too lewd. Especially the marks they leave behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536497
>a shortstack Mershark will never nib nib me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536506
>tfw no eel waifu to give surprise bloodsucking bites

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536519
It just looks so right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536532
That's because it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536397
Agreed, he has a talent for chaos girls especially for Shoggoth

>>16536497
That's a very unhealthy fetish Anon, you're going to end up unable to cum unless she is biting you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536529
>>16536497
>>16536510

Remember to wear protection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536541
>you're going to end up unable to cum unless she is biting you
You say that like it's a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536497
I wish I had a shark to bite the boredom of my classes right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536543
Blue board!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536541

I mean it's not that different from scratching. Some of us can't do it unless we have claws digging into our backs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536562
This. Nothing gets me more diamonds than a MG marking her territory. Whether it be through claw marks or bite mark. I prefer both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536562
People here are broken beyond repair. Thank god I'm half healthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536573
>implying having a biting and scratching fetish doesn't make you healthy minded

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536572
I imagine that my waifu would be very happy if someone saw the marks she left on me and said something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536497
I kinda want an Oni to bite me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536573
There's nothing wrong with your waifu using your own body like a canvas with her claws and teeth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536583
Would she show off the marks? Boasting about her work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536573

Biting and scratching are honestly kind of tame, in the grand scheme of things. Some girls are even scratchers IRL but it's obviously not in the same ballpark as something like a MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536593
>>16536597
I'd be so proud of the marks my waifu would leave on me. It reassures me who I belong to. That keeps me sound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536593
>my dick (equal to) or (greater than) the hardness of diamond

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536594
I would act normally and so would she, but if someone noticed I can see her getting really excited.
It's not my fetish, but it would make her really happy and I can see her marking me due to some other factors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536594
Not him, but I have a feeling mine wouldn't considering the fact that she'd be intimately acquainted with my body and each individual scar.
>>16536605
>>16536606
You Anons have the right mindset, that's for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536593
Do demons have fangs? I'd like to imagine they do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536605

For me it's less about ownership and more that it's just really intimate. Also correlating pleasure with bites/scratches like in that mantis doujinshi seems like fun.

I think bloodsucking would be really intimate too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536618
I'd say that's a safe assumption.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536618
If they don't you can always mamono things up to do some biting play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536621
I really want my waifu to hover her mouth over parts of me and just breathe.
Is she going to bite my shoulder? My arm? Maybe my hip? The anticipation would be the best.
And since she's shorter than me there's a good chance she'll sit on my lap while choosing where she wants to bite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536620
Oh of course anon. I feel both those things. The intamacy and pleasure of the scratching and biting. And then afterwards having them as ownership marks.

I get the best of both worlds.

[Anonymous No.]

suddenly I want bedroom roleplay were I'm a piece of beef jerky so my oni waifu will nibble on me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536632
>Big buff Oni rubs soy sauce all over you so she can nibble you and lick it all off.
>She lubes up your dick with it for a soy sauce infused blowjob.
Have fun with these mental images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536639
>Oni
>Soy
U wot

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536647
Whoops, meant Teriyaki sauce.
My bad.
Unless your Oni's into pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536497
>Mersharks having three penetrable cervices like a dolphin
>Mersharks having the power to make you ejaculate like a fucking fire hose just by biting and rubbing on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536647
>oni raiders attack your town
>you go up to the chieften (the biggest, muscliest one)
>throw soybeans at her
>they bounce off her abs with no affect
>she looks at you with the biggest shit eating grin
>"you thought that'd work did ya? thats adorable!"
>"ya shouldn't believe everythin ya hear"
>"I think I'll be keeping you"
>she drags you off in chains as her slave

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536665
>Mersharks having three penetrable cervices like a dolphin
How does that even work? Either the space between cervices is tiny or you have a third leg dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536109
>You want to get high on mofu, don't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536655
Still has soy sauce in it, m80

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536670
This would be fun to see. And confident they'd work. That Tanuki told him it would definitely work. She's going to break that anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536674
They function as a vacuum seal, so they're not very far apart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536681
Distilled with water and alcohol.

[Anonymous No.]

So anons. What do you prefer your bite/scratch makes to symbolize?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536665
>Mersharks having the power to make you ejaculate like a fucking fire hose just by biting and rubbing on you
Later, Penis
Later. Patience

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536683
and his spine will likely be compressed, and pelvis shattered, maybe a ruptured organ or two

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536688
A: Kinky sex
B: "This is MINE"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536688
who owns me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536688
Scratch: "We're close"
Bite: "Don't worry; your body is still clean to me."

[Anonymous No.]

https://i.imgur.com/bMufHit.jpg

>implying you wouldn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534391
Use http://mgewiki.com/w/Special:RandomInCategory/Monster_Girls instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536683
>Anon's bent over while the Oni rapes him in the Amazon Position, her massive tits bouncing as her equally huge ass envelops his dick.
>"You like that huh? You like that you little slut? Huuuh~?"
>All anon can do is moan and ahegao as she milks his tenth load out of him and gives him another dose of manticore venom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536747
Go back to the EMG threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536747
Sorry, but I already have a waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536747
Merino a best

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536747
What a waste of a perfectly good anal picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536747

I would, only because it's Polt. idgaf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536747
>Furry
>Anal
Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536758
They can't. They shitposted so much that their threads are deleted on sight now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536783
God fucking dammit, and now they're here posting furfaggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536783
What the fuck, how did they accomplish that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534391
>>16536749
Fuck it, let's go. Double the maximum. Go big or go home.
>Tentacle
>Dark Slime
>Jinko
>Thunderbird
>Werebat
>Cheshire Cat
>Satyros
>Anubis
>Vamp Mosquito
>Ghoul
>Wight
>Demon
Those chubby NEETs are getting their wombs filled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536781
>implying there's something wrong about anal

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536793
One particular anon kept spamming about the manga's growing lack of lewd content. Even went as far as to attempt to organize a raid on the author's twitter. His efforts with his agenda make the usual spam/shitposting here look like nothing in comparison; shit was just that much more intense.

Now thread activity is dead, save for people who bitch about the threads being up in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536751
Fuck, I don't need to be this erect while at work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536793
They have one massive retard (BR monkey, big surprise), and a whole bunch of falseflaggers and backseat "reeee generals" mods.
It actually kind of looks like history repeating itself with mods catering to shitposters or joining them anonymously to falseflag like they did to us

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536747
Would give her puppies, polt's a great girl so I can look past the furry aspect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536809
>The Oni refuses to stop fucking anon no matter what, even having her underlings bring food to her during meals.
>"You don't get to stop anon, not for a long time~ Not until we're pregnant."
>Wait, we?
>And then anon becomes aware of the Oni's blue twin sister, who sits on his face and envelops his whole world in plump blue ass as she grinds her pussy against him.
>In the following six weeks he'd experience every position imaginable as dozens of loads are milked out of him daily.
>By the end of it he's being cuddled from both sides by a pair of pregnant Oni sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536809
>Oni forces anon into a french maid outfit
>She makes him set her dinner table while looking intently at him licking her lips
>anon nervously reaches her seat
>she grabs him, throws him on the table and fucks him so hard the table legs break while calling him a slut
>after finishing she tells him she still expects dinner

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536688
Shows that I have someone already.

[Anonymous No.]

Getting dark and a storrwalk took to long thanks to slushy roads. I blame thome ice girls.

Anyway, any ideas for a doodle to do at an undisclosed time?
I though about the mershark, but it might be too soon to doodle one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536846
Storewalk.
Those.

I ain't no frontier miner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536846
More mershark would be nice, since she's new and all. Or maybe something to do with a Cupid, since Valentines day is coming up soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536747
I would not

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536855
>Cupid strangling a dense anon on V day with her braid
Perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536862
>FALL IN LOVE DAMN IT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536846
It's never too soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536870
Mershark then.

Latenight would paint a better picture with Cupid than I could anyway.
If he's even here. He ansered my Lich prayer last time...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536833
>Oni sisters who want to be mothers
Yes please.

>>16536835
Seriously stop this now, I can't masturbate at work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536890
>Oni strips anon naked and drags him around in a collar around the village
>throws him in the dirt in the village square and mounts him, fucking him in full view of the other oni
>they are all laughing and cheering her on>she displays her dominance by putting anon in a variety of positions

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536901
I, for one, welcome our village's new Oni overlords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536906
I don't.
I'm moving to that Whitehorn village with the petite Elves.

[Anonymous No.]

Would a Mershark pup chew on a Sea Bishop's hat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536822
Fuck. I didn't really visit the threads much, but I feel bad for them.

It really is just history repeating itself, except they're even more screwed over, because they have an actual manga and anime to talk about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536925
It all comes together and falls into place.
It's all very zen.

Truly the natural order of things is as cruel and merciless as a blue ovaried DL on her anniversary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536747
Nope

But if I could that means there are also perfect sneks around and I go get one of those

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536923
I could see little Mershark pups following Sea Bishops around, pestering them about how to best save human men when they're older.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536929
>a blue ovaried DL on her anniversary
Even the chaos gods shudder at the thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536935
She'll learn proper cpr via demonstration by the Bishop and her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

Chessi wants tendies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536942
She's getting a suplex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536911
>with the petite Elves.
Those are Gremlins you racist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536936
>DL screams in sexually frustrated fury
>All of reality can feel her rage
>The CG, still in the hospital recovering from her ass whooping, starts freaking out from within her full body cast
>The laughing god ingores it and goes back to 9528d chess with other dicks

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536949
They're Dwarves you xenophile.
Dwarves build more than sexbots, like toys and RR BB guns for Cyclops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536949
But what he if means petite Elves? Then you're the one waving your privileged, gremlin colonialist cock around.

[Anonymous No.]

>all that Shoggoth talk earlier in the thread
It pushed me over the edge. She's officially top three. Now what's the best way to attract one? How rare are they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536964
If the profile is correct, you just have to want one hard enough and one will find you.

[Anonymous No.]

I could really go for some chocolate milk right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536964
We can arrange something.
What will it take to get you to purchase 900000000000 Shogs today? All for a reduced, nominal fee, of course.
Surely you'll buy, yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536964
It's easy anon. The simplest in the world.
All you have to do is let her in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536972
Dayum.
Now that's a cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536964
>How rare are they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536968
Wait really? I don't have to move to not!New England or anything?
>>16536975
Now I want a fearboner story of a Shog stalking around someone's house before he finally gives in to the 'madness' and welcomes her in
>>16536973
You drive a hard bargain. That's a bit more than my reality can fit at the moment though. I was more thinking like... one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536972
cows are the best aren't they

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never be bought by a Hathorite Hobgoblin to be used as her gang's personal paizuri slave.
Damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536973
>anon gets a bunch of doppelgangers and one legitimate shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536981
Short answer:
>Yes.
Long answer:
>HELL FUCKING YES

[Anonymous No.]

I need a short story premise to distract me from this burgeoning sensation of depression.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536979
We can sell you a reality of your choosing for an aditional fee, of course.
A world of rainbows, leprechauns, Imperial Walkers gunning down Caits endlessly every day forever, Becoming Jenson and decking hobos before looting them; we at Tanuki Inc can help out any need or desire at a proper expense.

[Anonymous No.]

I heart waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536981
>Crabman cow
>good

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536989
I love my waifu too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536986
reversed gender roles world anon and his anubis wife argue about the supper schedule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536986
A depressed peasant boy decides to commit suicide by hurling himself over a seaside cliff.
While drowning and suffering from severe blunt force trauma, he is nursed back to health by [insert sea creature] and finds purpose in life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536989
gotta love waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536986
Anon gets hired by a local Minotaur farmer only to learn that his job is to satisfy her lust and pound her plump brown tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536986
A chemistry teacher comes back from his vacation to find out the scholl took a drastic change in his absense due to the machinations of a new student council president and her very influential mother. He couldn't care less, even if it's negatively affecting the staff, until he discovers that they removed the coffee pot from the teacher's lounge because coffee's bad and tea is good, which starts his crusade against a spoiled Pharaoh brat and her doting mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536986
A young boy is childhood friends with a Hellhound and Cheshire, and they constantly get into trouble with their shenanigans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536986
Sherpa yeti for Everest climbers who has seen her fair share of death

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536988
While many of those are tempting, I was really more looking for a small mansion on a hill just outside MGC that I can get mentally assaulted by my new Shoggoth maidfu and slowly lose my mind in. What's the going rate for cliche Lovecraftian Victorian-era houses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536942

And I want a cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537010
A testicle, a Titan from Forgeworld, or half your soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537015
I could probably do with one less ball. It'll grow back, right? Now just to be clear, its just ONE Shoggoth, right? Not that I'd mind that whole Queen Shoggoth idea either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537017
It won't grow back.
One of your choosing.

If you want a Queen, it is still allowed in the contract.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536986
A street performer goes about his day in Zipangu, commenting on the sights and experiences of the monster-friendly city he resides in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537023
>contract

...wait a minute.
You're not one of those DEMON folk, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537031
Nonsense.

Now just sign your name on the paper.
Preferably in cursive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537034
Nah nah nah, the deal is off. A Tanuki would never ask for a signature without receiving payment first! I ain't gettin contracted to no Demon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537040
What if it's a Shog who used to be a Demon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536986
A bunch of monstergirls plan a prison break from the outside. Treat it like a heist movie but the treasure is men.

[Anonymous No.]

>All the talk about love bites and rough sex
This is why I love Hellhounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537048
>Ocean's 11
>But with MGs

[Anonymous No.]

I want a dragon to kidnap me, have me sit next to her on her mound of treasure only so I can ask her if this is all she does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537045
Is there any precedence for the whole 'Shoggoths can shog other races into Shoggoths' thing? I know its not in the profile but is it a Lovecraftian reference I'm missing? And in either case, what would the best Shoggified race be then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537060
lich.
Immortal and can make lab equipment on the go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537054
That's a good way to get her to retaliation fuck you unconscious.
Choose how you'd like her to, facesitting and fellatio or reverse mating press.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537054
I don't know why this made me kek so much
>...So this is it huh?
>"This is what?"
>Like, this is all you do.
>"Oh! Well..."
>...
>"...yes."
>Ah.
>...
>"...Sometimes I count the gems and-"
>No no, I'm sure.
>"Right... right."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537062
I can see that being useful if the HUSBAND is a scientist. I would think the Shoggoth's ambitions for their own scientific advancements and achievements would be severely diminished given their new nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537063
>Dragon engages in smug face sitting,
>"Yeah, that'll show hi-"
>Small 'eep' escapes her as anon starts saying "Well, its different but aren't we still just sitting here?"

>>16537064
Pretty much.
That dragon needs a hobby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537068
I'm sure they'd enjoy brewing up a virility potion and having the husband drink from the thing it was brewed in, which is made from her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537064
Could be worse, imagine what would happen with a dragon's natural hoarding behavior combined with being a crazy cat lady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537077
>Throwing gold chests at people while muttering incoherently

[Anonymous No.]

Thicc moose!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537078
I bet she can't throw a chest over the mountain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537078
I was more worried about jewel encrusted cait siths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537081
Ate too much Moose Tracks ice cream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537084
Why would anyone want those?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537075
God that part is for some reason one of the most attractive things about Shogs to me. Just doing mundane things like using a fork or drinking from a cup and she's getting all hot and bothered by it. I fucking loved that story by Silent, I prefer that interpretation of how Shogs react to one using their stuff as opposed to the idea that they just contain their arousal at it.
That story in general is top fucking percentage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537081
Could be thicker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537087
Only a crazy cat lady would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537064
Well she gets to count her husband now too

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537091
Not even they want Caits.
Cat Kingdom is realizing even THEY don't want them around.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you have multiple folders for different kinds of monster girl but you mainly only post wolfus
I feel bad for the other monster girls in my folders. Have a nice dragon with abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537107
Weird, but cool. I like the battle wear and the musculature.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are Canadian monster girls so best?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537131
They are ok, but Florida ones are better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537131
They're doormats and drink on Thanksgiving instead of the awful turkey cooking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537131
isn't she nepalese?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537131
I want to do some wheelin' snipes and real dirty fucking dangles with a yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537131
Since Canada is a frozen wasteland, they're naturally adept at cuddling and hugging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537137
Hacka sherpa sherpa, baklava.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536964
>Now what's the best way to attract one?
Go on an expedition to the south pole and bring a whole library, a console and a tonne of vidya games, a well as a wide variety of canned foods and some foods from different nationalities in a frige, like pizza, suhi, curry, burgers and meat pies.

Shogs are naturally curious creatures, and one will steal in your tent to open your cans, eat your shit and read your books. Only you'll have so much there, she'll have stayed up all nigh reading and playing vidya and eating that you can easily capture her unawares.

Just don't let her give you any succ untill you've set some ground rules and established an understanding. Her last round of succ left her masters literally headless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537081
Learn to spell, leaf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537131
has science determined why yetis with shirts are sexier than those without

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537140
>Canada
>Frozen wasteland

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537146
This sounds vaguely familiar!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537151
It's a radioactive one in MuvLuv.
Good riddance.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Be careful if you're thinking of getting a Monster Girl as a healer for your party. You might think you're getting a heal slut, but you're more likely to get a Rasputin-type healer who'll manipulate and do her best to get sex and power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537184
What about an Anubis cleric instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537184
>unicorn only fully heals anon
>everyone else is too sore to touch him or even think of sex
>makes the berserker look like a monk when mgs get too lewd around hm

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537191
Buttmage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537184
I want a Mindflayer healer, Shoggoth rogue, Wendigo fighter, and Nacho spellcaster

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537184
You know what sucks? When you try to get a male healer but he ends up alping and under your desk after a raid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537184
But anon, I always play healer. Surely it is a respectable and appreciated role, and I shall work with my group to finish quests and slay monsters with no issues concerning the rest of my monstergirl party whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537222
Will you get Bahamut's favoret snack to give them a class upgrade into Knight, White Wizard, Ninja, and Black Wizard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537233
I'll give them the Sterling Rod to upgrade their classes to Pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537244
I'd rather cast Cakes upon them.
The rod can come later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537249
Devious

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537251
It's the perfect spell for raising spirits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537184
I'd just buy lots of potions from the Tanuki

[Anonymous No.]

Just gonna leave this here for any fellow fox lovers:
https://exhentai.org/g/1024855/0020cfa73b/

I actually ordered myself a personal copy of this. It pushes every single one of my buttons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537257
and raising children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537263
That it is.
That it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537222
I would think the Wendigo would be the rogue and the Shoggoth would be the tank, what with how Wendigos are super hard to see and Shoggoths literally aren't effected by swords

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537271
But otherwise, great party 10/10>>16537222

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537271
Plus Wendigos have a cry that makes people lose their sanity. Think autistic screeching when some kid got his house blown up in Minecraft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537279
What are the typical husband pet names for each chaos girl? Shoggoth is obviously Master or Mastah

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537279
Do you think they make that sound if you crush their igloos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537150
Shirts gently hold their snuggle lumps and look cuter than just a fur bikini

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537262
Pregnant sex is not my thing, but she's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537288
Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537262
She has human ears for no reason. Very disgraceful.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Gods damn it you little fucktards, the plates with the ankhs are the safe ones!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537271
>"They allow travelers to just sense their presence, but then, when the person hurriedly turns around to have a look, they will not be able to see them at all. After a while, they will call out to the traveler in a faint voice."

That must suck for the guards on patrol.

I'd imagine it like a large hand reaching out from the darkness, grabbing the poor man like how the wendigo is being held in the profile picture before he is rapidly dragged into the darkness.

[Anonymous No.]

What kinds of horns do you guys like? Big ones, small one, pointy ones? Do you grab them when a girl least expects it? Do you recognize when she's polished them just for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537387
The ones that don't impead kissing.
I would impregnate Sturm so hard that she'd carry multiples.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537387
big is best

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537387
I prefer big, pointy ears, but for horns, long, curled ones are my favourite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537191
>>16537206
>she doesn't refuse to follow orders because you're the party leader and above her in hierarchy
>she submits to your sexual harassment
Heal(butt)slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537387
Almost obnoxiously large and elaborate, with multiple pointed ends and such. Big ol' Yak lookin things that you can drape decorations from. And yes, grab em and adore them as much as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537351
That's some spooky art right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537262
>Pregnant sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537387
I like those curvy ones that goes to the back of the head. I don't have a pic to show it, but damn I would polish them so hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537351
Did you draw that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536990
What's wrong with his cows?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537486
Some people get triggered by anything crab/emg related being posted
To be honest, given how things have ended up with the emg threads on /a/ I can kinda see where they're coming from
But I do like the cows from his new little thing he's pittering around on pixiv

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537393
What do you think they look like under the fur?
Would an Ushi be bothered by wanting to shave her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537496
If her husbands wants her to shave then she'll do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537486
Thanks to the cheating whore now all crab cows are called shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537505
What's the hate against crabman?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a shortstack holst harem with one dire member and one strongfat member.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537512
Monsterboys, furry, NTR, yuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537486
I want to motorboat Cara's abs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537496
dunno but you might not want to try, you (and your pelvis) may regret it

[Anonymous No.]

>How dare this digital imitation best me?! I demand to know which human designed this failure of a game
Don't let dragons near your vidya

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537518
But Ruto is bresto

[Anonymous No.]

So I've always wondered, were Holstaurs a subspecies of Minotaurs before the new Demon Lord came into power, or are they a relatively new offshoot species?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537532
dunno but both arouse me infinitely, bigger the better, dire sized on both accounts

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537294
I'd fuck my pregnant monster girl wife.
I'd suck her leaking nipples whenever I can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537535
Agreed, on all fronts, jesus lord, BUT, it just seems strange that such a decidedly docile race would be a subspecies of monster. Holsts just seem like something that could only have come about in the current DL era. I don't know how they would function in a world where monsters would be required to eat humans instead of fuck them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537532
There supposed to be holsteins, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537541
Well, as an inspiration from a design perspective, but they're a monster race, specifically a subspecies of minotaur. I'm sure actual cows still exist in the setting, and that would be a whole new batch of implications if actual cows got transformed into monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537539
well, you ever been around actual cows, big laid back herbivores or enraged fighting bulls (or angry mommas), two sides of the same beefy coin, also mad that they're always depicted as holstiens and never brown swisses which are fuzzier and would have insanely touchable ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537548
I do wish there would be other cow species interpretations. But as far as them specifically being a subspecies of Minotaur, who existed in an era where monsters were required to eat humans for sustenance, how would a Holstaur function in that era? What did a truly 'monstrous' Holstaur look like?

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any good reversed gender role stories out there? I've seen a lot of talk about it spring up recently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537556
This one is more than two years old.
http://pastebin.com/R1iJsGr7

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537555
maybe instead of running down their prey like minos they appeared docile and when approached BOOM! Shes munching on your (now severed) leg like a cartoon mutton chop

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537555
A similar phenomena exists in weresheep. Could just be their domesticated counterparts are the origin species.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that super science is not for amateurs.

You don't want to do something crazy like cross a holst with a wurm now would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537568
i wanna cross a big cow with a bigger cow and so on, also cross one sub species with another, see what happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537568
What about a Pharaoh/Apophis hybrid instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537564
>That Yak
Every time. And perhaps, yeah.
>>16537567
That's interesting then. I mean, I know the reality is KC probably didn't think about it THAT much, but I wonder what other kind of mundane animals could have had offshoot MG species come from The Big Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537514
Anon, that's how you get your dick stuck between a sea of fat tits after getting swarmed and pinned by short holsts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537573
Domesticated species are particularly vulnerable, given their strong ties with humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537570
Thats how you get a megaholst.
The other one just gets you taller, more muscled hoslts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537584
>The other one just gets you taller, more muscled hoslts.
i was thinking crossing a brown swiss holst with a longhorn type holst

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537571
Slightly crazy, chocolate lamia with broken magic powers.

>>16537575
Worth it.
Totally worth it.
Would gladly impregnate the lot of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537582
Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute
So, the latent spirit energy from men could be reasonably assumed to be something that would cause animals or other species to evolve/transform in some cases to monster species
Does that mean that the weresheep are the results of some tribe of Welshmen in the MGE world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537587
Brown longhorns who still have blonde hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537564
>that shortstack
>that slutty longhorn
They gettin babies

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537564
That shortstack is LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537595
How much money do you need

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537466
Yes.

Also the Imgur gallery has been updated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537584
>Thats how you get a megaholst.
how big? so big I can literally use her as a matress, with breasts as big and soft as a silk bean bag, and stomach so soft I'd sink in to it like butter? cause I need that, a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537591
No.
SE is fuel for MGs. It will not cause monsterization, you need DE for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537610
Ah. I just wanted to make a welsh sheepfucker joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537608
There's a story about megaholst, actually.
http://pastebin.com/7w8A2d7H

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537605
You just need as much as you can to either find a girl with those genes or as much is necessary to perform a magic ritual/super science to artificially implant them in an adolescent holst.

>>16537608
Yes.
Mega holsts are big.
Very big.
Strength allows limited, but awkward, mobility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537606
>You will never befriend a shark pup at the beach
>You will never become good friends with each other
>You will never start to date & move in together
>She will give you these eyes in the pool one night
>You will never dive in and engage in impossible water sex with her
>She will never have your little pups
Welp, time to hang myself. Good-bye anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537621
>>16537626
good, hands big enough to cover me like blankets, and huge hypnotically soft ears, but with a very laid back and caring nature so she doesn't mind the rest of the herd breeding me on top of her stomach

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537612
It could happen, you just need one sneaky MG to go and, say, drop some Prisoner Fruits in the fields.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537606
Marvelous, It's nice seeing you try out different linework styles Latenight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537606
Cute shark!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537606
Gonna headpat, gonna kiss forehead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537634
Good bye Anon, I hope you find your waifu in the next life.

[Anonymous No.]

Thicc Dragonlolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537712
>Bringing yourself that close to her
She's gonna grab you and pull you under the water for a feeding frenzy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537606
My heart can't take this cuteness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537715
Shoo, dragonloli. We Shark Week now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537723
Thicc Mersharklolis then.

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/HB2iwazd

Here's this week's Fallen Brides translation update. It's short because a week of blizzards have severely cut down on the time I can spend translating, but it does finish Merce's first extended sex scene (which clocks in at just under 10,000 words).

We're about 70% done now. Expect more next week. As always, any comments or corrections are appreciated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537754
Arigato gozaimasu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537754
That kitsune one looks really nice.
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537766
If you mean the black haired one on the cover, her chapter is already fully translated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537754
Merse's tits are yuge, which is understandable considering all the daughterus she's going to have to breastfeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>Your MG wife wil never spend countless nights in love making sessions with you
>some of them near pelvis breaking levels,pushing both of you to the limit
>all for the sake of starting a family
>then seeing her smile as you rub her belly filled with daugherus as both of you cuddle sofly under sheets

fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537754

Wonderful work. Merce is definitely my favorite of the maidens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537754
Well this unequivocally blows out the 'womb filling is bullying' crowd, doesn't it, good lord

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537826
God, I just want to have passionate leglocked sex with my Demon Waifu for the sake of having children.
I want her to hold me close and stroke my hair when I start to freak out while telling me she knows I'll be a good father.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537717
Jokes on her I've been secretly training my body for this very day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537900
You grow a pair of fish lungs, anon? You're gonna need them for what she has planned for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537915
That does raise a good point, I can't remember if KC has said anything about this but how do the husbands of fishy girls survive underwater? Do they just gain water breathing, the ability to swim really good, and possibly the ability to survive at crushing depths in the way that people with fire type waifus gain fire resistance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537927
>Breathing underwater
>Swimming well
>Surviving crush depth (super strength?)
>Talking to fish(girls)
So dating a mermaid turns you into Aquaman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537927
>http://mgewiki.com/w/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_I:_Fallen_Maidens#Mental_and_Physical_Changes_Caused_by_Incubization
>To provide a remarkable example, due to a ritual performed by a “sea bishop (encyclopedia I – p. 116)”, there are incubi that became able to live underwater.
>This ritual is performed to quickly change someone into an incubus, so as a result of having been changed into an incubus with the demonic energy of the monsters of the sea, they've adapted to live underwater.

Not very specific but yes, husbands of sea monsters are able to live underwater due to rituals from Sea Bishops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537939
Yep. That way they can swallow your seaman.

[Anonymous No.]

All this talk about Sharks, but I want a big strong Orca Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537952
I don't have to listen to this! Swallow, come!
>>16537972
Orcas and Seals just don't get along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537972
Orcas are just mammal sharks. Bigger, just as dangerous, and scary smart hunters. On the plus side, being a mammal means big, molestable chesticiles for me.
I want an orca and a shark to compete for me. Shark blowjob vs orca paizuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537972
That orca a cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537978
>You will never come across a seal girl pup rolling around in the snow.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lmw4lzjEqD8

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537993
I'mma go clubbing with 'er!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537994
Oh fuck yeah bud

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537989
Such a shame that she was one of Matt's one-off characters. Though it means she was spared from the likely multiboob and /d/-tier breast expansion that would have come with it?
>>16537994
I'm sure she'd love to go out dancing with you, anon! Though she does have no left feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538002
The sin of Matt's /d/ stuff isn't it's existence
its that its not done very well
but, totally off topic to this thread. Yeah, him and Cake have a ton of much more interesting characters or designs that get completely shelved for 'more of the main girl also I swear one day I'm gonna make a story about this guys'. Can't deny alot of it hits my buttons though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537754
Nice, thank you

>>16537972
If sharks are misunderstood delinquents then what are orcas? Actual delinquents?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538024
Killer whales are the Mad Max bandits of the sea.

[Anonymous No.]

Can Liches use items aside from tomes to cast magic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538038
MAGIC RUNES LADDIE

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538038
I believe the next volume will have information on the magic system of the setting, though I don't have my hopes up for more than 'Where once a mage could cast a great and terrible fireball, now the flames they produce instead light the fire in men's loins and drive them to wiggle their hips atop their would be assailants'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538021
>Can't deny a lot of it hits my buttons though
If he would just do one proper hentai story. Doesn't have to be canon, doesn't have to be dvertised. Just a good 15-20 panels of Mattie getting split like lumber on a cock & burying it in her tits until a geyser of cum slathers her face & chest. The boy could draw nothing but Lass sucking of her own oversized futa cock while it's buried in her two sets Volkswagen-sized tits after that, and I'd still be okay as long as I got that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538044
I do feel you. But I think like Cake he has this aversion to drawing his 'main' characters in full-stop sexual situations. I mean, he's literally self-inserting into a romantic relationship with the whole 'matt' thing. I've been following him for fucking ever, even before he got popular doing genderbent tf2 images, he's definitely (funnily enough given the name of his 'setting') grown this huge weird ego over his stuff. Honestly I think we have a better chance at seeing Cake's Cassie naked than we do of seeing a completed hentai story from matt with any of his non-/d/ characters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538044
>That pic
I want that with my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538044
>>16538053
I WILL say though, what he did do for that scene was great up until he obviously said 'alright that's it no more no actual sex'

[Anonymous No.]

She's of two minds on this issue.

[Anonymous No.]

I can understand the mentality. Thought it does seem that those who draw their waifu, or have their waifu drawn, are more cagey about representing them during actual sex than those who write about their waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538087
Can confirm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538089
But then you get people like KDF who write about sex, but also keep private pictures in reserve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538055
Is she from a non-bovine species?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538087
The thing is, and why I specified I'd been following him forever, is that she wasn't always his waifu and he didn't always force a self-insert into a romantic relationship with her. I mean I'm not losing any sleep over it. I just don't like the guy's personality, but I do like his art. Its just late and I'm bored.

>>16538093
She's non-mge related, but she's a cowgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538092
I think he's said multiple times that writing was a bad experience for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538086
This is like those little tricks you do to make it look like you took a finger off your hand. Slimes are cute, but they must terrify human children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538101
He has, but that's unrelated to the kind of mentality I'm talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538107
To me it seems like he regrets doing it and is more guarded now as a result, but that's just an amateur hypothesis based on stuff he's said about it before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538111
>>16538107
If you're that interested you could probably just ask him.

KDF, I summon thee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538058
Talk about cockblocking to the extreme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538115
BY STOCK AND STONE I COMMAND THEE
BY YOUR NAME I BIND THEE
BY YOUR DAUGHTER'S MAIDENHEAD I IMPEL THEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538111
He's treating his fapfic too seriously, trying to make it more than what it is. That's why he felt that writing it down made it feel to claustrophobic and concrete, because he himself hasn't really developed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538115
>>16538120
Can you not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538118
Free shrugs, I guess. We'll see where he goes in the future. Again, nothing worth losing sleep over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538126
You could've ignored it, but you didn't. You made your choice. Now I'm just going to do it to spite you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538131
The build up was so good though, I wound up pretty invested in his Twitter for a while, waiting for the next page. And then just "Yeah nah, stoppin' here". Terribly disappointing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538092
>>16538101
>>16538107
>>16538111
I don't have much to add here, writing turned out to be a bad time for several reasons, but I'm not ashamed of the process and where it got me. True I am more private now about more detailed depictions of nudity and sex with my Kobolds whether written or commissioned, and feel I am better off for it.

>>16538115
Hi anon!

>>16538120
How crass. You stop that.

>>16538121
That's pretty much what happened, I didn't give them time to develop in my head and just rushed right into writing when I should have left that for much, much later if even at all. I take all aspects of my Kobolds seriously though, they're very important to me.

[Anonymous No.]

Handholding and headpatting a Titania

Good idea or not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538093
Yes she is. She's a Demon.
Someone as kinky as her getting all flustered over her lactation fantasies is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538145
No! She's going to take you away to be raised in Fairyland!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538145
It's fine, they're far too innocent to understand the implications of those.

[Anonymous No.]

Ever think about becoming a Necromancer and using your powers in a museum? Imagine all the Dinosaur girls, pharaohs, and mummies you'd bring back to life. Now I want a Night at the Museum but with monster girls instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538141
>True I am more private now about more detailed depictions of nudity and sex with my Kobolds

Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538151
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538149
What if it is at the same time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538150
Magic in MGE just doesn't really interest me a whole lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538150
But once all the ancient artifacts and stuff are turned into monstergirls the museum would be ruined!

[Anonymous No.]

Well, I'm out. Dream of busty possibly shortstack succubutts raping, then falling for you.
>>16538141
Oh, hey KDF. Take it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538150
I dunno. I remember that one Twilight Zone, and there might be some highly questionable people I'd accidentally risk reviving.

[Anonymous No.]

>This is your neighborhood's Cupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538161
You too anon! Goodnight to you as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538150
Calm down Dresden. This is now how you get an undead t-rex waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538164
My daughteru would love her outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538164
Is she going to hook me up with that little cutie Anubis down the street?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538150
>Teddy Roosevelt is a huge role model of mine
>See this post
DO NOT LEWD THE BULL MOOSE

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538024
>what are orcas
Whatever the female version of a jock is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538164
We get it, you rape!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538164
She reminds me of someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538161
Shuffling every one of her H-scenes into the "roleplay with the waifu" segment of my imagination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538178
Did that cupid get struggle snuggled in prison too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538181
Hope your waifu can do the tooth and that voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537606
Goddamn merpups can't stop getting tangled in my lines and freaking out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537606
That's quite a phat shark rear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538186
Demons probably have access to minor shapeshifting, so she could probably do the fang.
Voice? No problem. Roleplay is one of her biggest kinks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16537634
>>16537606
>You will never have a 7 year and ongoing relationship with a mershark that all started because she like to cuddle up with you after you pet her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=176uId77QAQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538210
Mersharks are objectively the best for headpats

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538210
Man, fuck Spielberg. Has any other species ever been so unequivocally ruined by a movie?

[Anonymous No.]

Dumb question, but are there any other boards or sites for MGs and MG related stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538224
That is indeed a dumb question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538224
There is /d/, but I think that usually devolves into futa like the rest of the board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538224
Aside from the usual wiki and wordpress stuff, I mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538232
Are you asking about the existence of said places or are you asking if someone will link you to said sites
Because both questions kind of have obvious answers

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538244
More somewhere in between. I know they exist, and I know I won't be spoonfed. Just like, the name of the site/board or something? I just don't know what I don't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538229
>but I think that usually devolves into futa
I'd say the non-futa threads on /d/ are more ani-futa than this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538295
As someone who goes there regularly for purely scientific reasons I can vouch for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538274
That's what the wondrous world of google is for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538224
Ya but almost all of them are shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538170
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538329
She really IS Radical Revy-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538170
Wouldn't that be nice...

[Anonymous No.]

This Elf is wielding a magical sword of some kind, but has very poor armor. You should attack her weak points for MASSIVE DAMAGE and steal her sword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538390
That sword looks cursed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538390
She looks like the type to become a Cursed Sword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538390
Is her ass her weak point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538390
The jokes on you, she's wearing full plate armor, only it's enchanted to look like slutty, revealing and distracting bikini armor

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538424
Nah she's an elf. They all take it in the babymaker

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538428
That's actually kind of clever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538472
That over confidence as you over extend and lunge for her unprotected belly only to hae your weapon turned away with the screech of steel is all she needs to disarm you and have you at her sexy, sneaky elven mercy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538431
But I want to jam my tongue in her ass.

[Anonymous No.]

If a high level monster girl ever challenge you to a duel just pull out your cock, she'll be so distracted that all her hits will miss

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538548
I know it's the year of them, but you can't expect me just to carry one around all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538548
But how am I going to keep a rooster in my pants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538560
>>16538591
Damnit guys, don't twist my words to get a reason to bully Cockatrices

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538560
Piyo-tan deserved a much better show. Or at least a doujin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538601
>Implying we need a reson to bully Cockatrices

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538560
Just leave her on top of your head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538548

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538607
That's what happens to birds without wings, they don't receive nor deserve any love

>>16538650
That's cheating, you know the meat sword has a 100% critical hit chance on monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538560
That cock looks like it has a cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538700
I see vulva.

[Anonymous No.]

There is no better joy in the world than being a Dragon's Princess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538700
I don't see it. Are you trying to see something you want anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538329
Awww. That sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538703
If my dragon ever calls me a princess I'm triggering her mere lizard side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538702
You're looking too closely, look at the knee from the thumbnail. Rather than saying she looks like she has a cock, it's more accurate to say that her knee looks like a giant cock.

>>16538704
Surely not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538711
I don't see it in the thumbnail either. Looks proper to my eye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538711
I had to struggle a bit, but I can see it now. Not sure how you got it at first glance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538709
No. Better. Joy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538727
His mind knows what it wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538730
I don't know about that.

[Anonymous No.]

There has been an obvious rise in moth-posting on a couple boards lately, what's up with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538727
You didn't immediately see a giant cock? That's pretty gay dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538650
Source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538748
On this thread specifically it's because we had the translation of Mothman's bonus picture caption, that's when we started talking about pofu

No clue about other boards

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538816
Well on /tv/ they started posting cute moths and when I went to /a/ they were talking about that rapist Moth there, and it's all happening at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538748
People finally starting to have good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

Tzich.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never make a burger for your noble elf-wightfu, who could never conceive of such a thing
>You'll never smack the cutlery out of her hands.
Man am I hungry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538928
Do not ever introduce monster girls to human junk food, especially elves
Don't you realize that they can't on a diet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538914
Remember to use glowing paint on your dick so moths bonk their heads on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538928
I ate weenies and rice today. It was delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538929
Maybe the man wants thick, meaty elves?
I know I do

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538914
Cute moth, is she fairy sized? She looks fairy sized

>>16538930
MGE moths already see your spirit energy glowing so they will bonk into you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538929
>Junk food
I'll cut you, fag.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to completely ruin a vegan festival with an amazoness or oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538948
What do they do, hunt and kill wild tofu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538937
That's dumb. Parties with them must be a chaos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538951
>rave intensifies

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538952
I imagine something like a pinball table.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538948
Amazons plant beans and shit. They are eco-friendly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538965
>Amazons plant beans
Oh god I've turned another girl into a meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538965
>They are eco-friendly.
In my headcanon, raw bleeding juicy steaks grow on trees while vegetables sprout legs and run away from you while screaming bloody murder if you come near.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538971
Don't worry anon, I also have meme turning abilities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538982
But do people resent the girl because of what you've done?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538984
I don't think so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538989
Then you don't know the fear I feel now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538974
Ypu probably got attacked by a wonderland girl. Don't worry, anon, it will go away soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538974
this actually sounds fun
but I still hate vegans

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538948
Wouldn't a vegan festival with monster girls just be a day where men get to eat out plant species?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539002
Imagine having to chase down a flock of carrots before cutting off the sprout, peeling them and serving them raw, while plucking bacon strips off your meatvine

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539004
>"Why eat out Holsts when you can eat girls like us?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539011
You don't taste as good not do you satisfy that primal urge

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539022
Do not burn the plant girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539024
I just need flesh. Plant flesh, animal flesh, doesn't really matter. Honestly, if they made a juicy sweet fruit with the size and texture of a steak, I'd be down

[Anonymous No.]

I am the only one that imagines vampires go into mating frenzy during full moons? may god help you during a super moon night, you are not getting up from where she pinned you for hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539080
Why would you want to get up? Gotta rest and eat plenty of red meat to replenish your blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539080
Once upon a time there was a guy called Simon. He went to a party with lots of Vampires, and ended up with two Vampire sisters living inside his soul. In life these two had been total nymphomaniacs, and being undead did nothing to change that.
The end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539080
Isn't that what normally happens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539097
not if you rev up the hammer and chisel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539101
Van Helsing pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539101
It's a stake, and this anon is right. Nothing gets a vamp going like bingign your hands with rope and letting her stake the rope to the bedhead

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539104
well seh migth be scary, so just in the case, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539109
I think you got attacked by a vampire as you were writting that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539088
i was thinking more in the lines of:

Normal nights:mostly consensual cuddling and maybe some foreplay

Full moon nights:she will drain your balls empty and possessively hold and winghug you

Super moon nights:Garlic rape mode mixed with manticore venom,might needed to call your pelvis insurance company next morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539130
>No mention of feeding
We are talking about vampires, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539080
I don't know about vampires to know if the moon affects them that much but what you describe does sound attractive

>Vampire wife is usually distant
>She tries to keep he classy front at all times
>The only moments of intimacy you have with her is feeding time and the occasional sex
>She rarely ever openly admits her feelings
>Tonight is a full moon
>She is nowhere to be seen
>You go to bed hopping she will join you before you fall asleep
>The second you put on your pajamas you are driven into your bed by unnatural strength
>It's your Vampire wife, she is visibly aroused
>Her pupils are bright red and glow in the dark
>She is panting and lewd juices drip onto the sheet
>She violently rides you while nearly screaming her love for you
>At one point you could swear she had heart pupils
>8 hours and a completely destroyed bed later she falls asleep from exhaustion
>You can't feel nor move your legs but it was all worth it
>From then on you always circle the full moon days on the calendar

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539129
I stay at home
and don't invite her in.
I'm safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539144
Remember that christian cross now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539150
The cross is useless, useless, useless!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539144
Looks like she got his phone now. Rest in peace anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Do Monster Girl pussy-juices come in different flavors?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539133
sex first,feeding second

>>16539134
i like the idea that the moon makes certain MG brain switch to rape mode,makes waiting for those nights more exciting

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539175
>sex first,feeding second
Lotus, sex during feeding

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539162
Not as a bludgeoning weapon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539169
Most have the samey taste, but things like bees and flowers offer a really sweet and different one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539169
Of course
I'd say most of them taste sweet though

>>16539175
I like to stay accurate to their original mythology, it makes them feel more legit but the moon thing is great either way

>>16539177
This is the objective best thing to do with a Vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539177
thats even better! and after she looks dazed off and satisfied do i proceed to mate press her? even if she looks tired?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539165
I listen to crusader chants, she can't do shit to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539194
M8, the more sedated and blooddrunk she gets, the more sedated and blood-less you get. You're probably in for a long, sensual session of lovemaking, nothing crass like mating presses

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539197
If you say so, anon. Just make sure to keep a really strong flashlight nearby to stun her for a few seconds if anything happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539203
>Blood makes vampires drunk

another funny thing for my headcannon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539208
now I'm thinking about this >>16539215 I get drunk as shit, if she bites me she gets drunk too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539218
You were talking about keeping them away and now you want to get drunk with one. I know where this is heading.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539218
Would you kiss her with a mouthful of wine, and let her kiss you with a mouthful of your blood? Would yo uget drunk and blood-hazed together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539203
i can already imagines how it goes

>Vampire starts with riding me until i am dry
>devolves into lotus position bloodsucking,bites and wing hugs
>ends with both of us cuddling under sheets and our bodies tangled together completely exhausted

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539225
I'm paranoid now, so I must prepare for every case. thats why I wrote IF she bites me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538914
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2015/08/150811-insects-moths-science-animals-death-noises/

>“Honey is much more viscous than nectar, and this could have led to the evolution of the epipharynx that works as a valve,”

>Likewise, powerful head muscles used for pumping honey into the throat could just as easily pump air in and out.

>One such idea is that the squeak mimics the piping sound of a bee colony’s queen, which she makes during the moths’ raids to signal to worker bees to stop moving or freeze


That squeak just got a lot more interesting to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539234
>Still inside her, snuggling tightly
>goraning whenever a second, third, fourth and fith wind hits her and she starts to roll her hips and use her inner muscles to milk out another orgasm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539243
So Moths make noises so they can rob stupid bees?
Huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538933
t. Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539264
Hello.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539244
which begs the question,why she groans every time you shoot another load yet she is milking you for more? i swear dumbpires these days dont know their limits

[Anonymous No.]

>Monsters give strange gifts towards the ones they're courting. If accepted, it's acknowledged has a legally binding marriage. In some cases, even just picking it up counts has acceptance.

Do you think this could ever get out of control?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539273
Gives a whole new meaning to ladies dropping their handkerchiefs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539273
I'm just going to go with the "if you cum in her three times while her family is cheering you on, you're married" fox tradition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539273
It sounds really stupid, like kind anime harem MC stupid.

>"Hey anon, can you pass me the salt?"
>Anon gives her the salt
>No one has ever been this kind to me. What is this feeling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539273
that depens on the gift.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539267
No no, you groan. She giggles smugly at your cute reactions

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539304
i am gonna cum inside her until that smug is wiped off her face

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539273
You just gotta be careful about accepting personal gifts, like a Holst handing you a glass of milk, or an Arachne not charging you for that nice shirt.
Personally, I would gladly accept a clay figure from a Dorome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539335
Monsters need to be taught some things before trying to interact with the guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539335
>Demon gives you old flag
>Confused you accept
>She then hands you her contract
>"You can't say no now, you already accepted my married proposal"
>Turns out the flag was a heirloom of her family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539321
No, anon, in the wake of smug can only be a blissful, contented lazy smile and you don't want that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539372
And if he refuses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539391
>not taking responsibility after you promise to marry a girl
Hidoi as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539391
Then her husband goes into the rape dungeon until he come to right state of mind.
You need to take responsibility anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539393
She should know how things works with humans, it's her fault for being to fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539404
No! You are not living your life correctly! As a man you should take responsibility!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539273
>Do you think this could ever get out of control?
Well, if MGC is anything to go by you'd have lawsuits left and right about how a man accepted the gift but did not follow on the implied promise of marriage
Tanukis would make a killing from this kind of cases

>>16539287
Isn't that part of what makes monster girls so lovable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539391
Its treason, then

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539402
Even worse. This is why monsters need to take a shitload of hakutaku classes on how to treat boys.

>>16539412
I would take responsibility if I liked her.

>>16539414
Being nice does not mean love.

[Anonymous No.]

Valentine's is coming up anon. You going to go to that Limgerie shop down the high street to get a gift for your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539423
No, I'm going to the leatheworker's district.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539423
I'm thinking about having meme dragon sex with my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539431
>meme dragon sex
Shirou?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539423
>Limgerie
Is this some kinda British English thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539420
>a Demon doing the Sheev spin onto anon's dick
Mental kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539432
Raging mushs and some other cum enhancing things along with some inflation with mating press.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539438
Sup eigaka
nice taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539438
Good job anon. You've turned your waifu into a winged lizard. You've destroyed her haughtiness and her pride.

>>16539426
Oh. Do you need a specific request?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539438
Same but with a vamp, until shes pregnant with twin dhampirs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539446
>Do you need a specific request?
Well it's not like just anything will fit her you know!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539441
I'm mostly doing it for her. It's not my kind of thing.

>>16539446
No worries, she knows that it was just because of the mushroom and the spiked food I gave her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539454
>No worries, she knows that it was just because of the mushroom and the spiked food I gave her.
>dragons
>knowing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539423
No, I'm getting her a custom-made latex lolita-style dress, a very modest one with lots of shiny frills and folds, and a matching bonnet. She'll probably only wear it for me in private though because that's the way she is, but as long as I'd get to see her in it that would be enough! I know she'd absolutely love it though, she loves wearing pretty outfits like that despite her embarrassment about the thought of being seen in them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539457
They are smart creatures and it's not like we won't have comfy vanilla later showing that I belong to her and she belongs to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539449
>twin damphirs

I wonder if they share the same hunting targets. Woe to the Vampire in their crosshairs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539460
That's gonna be expensive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539273
I'd eat food and drink offered by a shirohebi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539462
>dragons
>smart

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539460
>not giving her your tshirt

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539474
This.

Hubby's T-shirt/hoodie > any other form of clothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539454
What happens if i spike my vampire food with garlic AND raging shrooms? during a super moon night

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539472
You better be careful. You have no idea what she might have put in there.
That being said, I probably would as well, as long as she promised not to use her fire on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539460
>latex
I wonder who could be behind this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539482
She'll rape you so much you'll probably black out. The sex will continue until the next afternoon or evening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539464
Only the best for my Kobold waifu!

>>16539474
>>16539480
She gets to wear and sniff those all the time. Besides, once I give it to her it wouldn't be mine anymore, it wouldn't be the same to her.

>>16539485
Hi anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539475
Okay anon. Did the dragon said you were not worth adding to her hoard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539482
She'll have heart pupils for weeks. Just hope you don't end up in an hospital due to hypovolemic shock.

Then again, this is MGE so you would end up becoming an incubus. No more damphir daughterus, only pure vampires from now on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539497
>Did the dragon said you were not worth adding to her hoard?

Damn. Would a dragon actually say that? That's really mean. Like beyond bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539503
She probably wouldn't mean it too much, but I can see it happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539273
Isn't this canon with some species?

[Anonymous No.]

Do chaos girls need SE as much as other monsters? Since they're all by and large coming from a very different place and seem to have ulterior motives what with how they transform their husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539496
Do you get your daughteru a valentines present since you're fucking her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539511
Still. That's really nasty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539515
Don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539514
Chaos girls derive their power from repeating digits, for such is the nature chaos magick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539521
I mean, dragons hoards are filled with gold and artifacts and they are really haughty. If you made her mad or upset then it's what you're gonna get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539503
>>16539511
I'm sure there are instances of dragons turning down a man from being their husband if they aren't compatible. They are one of the most resistant races of the DLs effects since they're so powerful.
Plus for every monster there are plenty of times where they just need to fuck and may not pursue their victim further if he runs off afterwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539514
Chaos girls confirmed independent strong women who don't need no husbando.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539534
>aren't compatible

What does a Dragon count as compatible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539515
Of course I do anon, she's getting a new tennis outfit! Her old one is too small.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539534
Indeed. Dragon zombies do exist and the profile says they don't have the old "sex after battle" thing, so if you want to dick a dragon just because then you are geting turned down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539514
The chaos girls WE see, i.e. the ones that are or will be released most likely have been effected enough by the DL to need SE and have similar motives as normal monstergirls. Bear in mind the Shoggoths are stated to have ran away from where they came from.
That doesn't mean there aren't more sinister and unknown things lurking beneath the veil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539537
Being able to fight her for some time instead of getting BTFO instantly. By some time I mean seconds.

That alone is a really tall order for anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539529
6, 7, 8, and 9 are the sacred chaos numers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539548
Okay, why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539550
>implying dragons don't want to take care of and protect a weak man

Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539550
So fight smart and dodge instead of wearing a tin can that won't protect shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539537
Not being a wet noodle who only wants to cuddle and headpat her and thinks they can just waltz in and expect her to throw herself at him

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539552
40k reference. Each chaos god has a sacred numer.
Like 8 is Khorne's. If you see a Shog with an 8 tattoo, fucking run.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539556
But I thought that's exactly what dragons want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539554
If that man is her treasure than yes, if it's just a random weakling then he'll have to try a little harder than that or something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539558
I see, I see.
I don't see at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539554
You're thinking of Demons.
Demons: humans = weak so I must protect them
Dragons: humans = weak so they have to prove themselves if they want me to even notice them

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539561
They want someone that catches their fancy.
Usually that means strong individuals in both mind and body.

[Anonymous No.]

What monstergirl species would you be an unapologetic boyslut for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539554
>>16539569
You're thinking of Amazon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539574
My waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539563
But to a dragon all things are weak. So that doesn't make sense.

Maybe I was right when I said dragons aren't so smart

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539574
Anyone who could take my cares away and give me a peaceful life with no responsibilities or stress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539568
Avoid monsters who have those numbers around.
Last thing you want is to transform into a chaos spawn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539561
You probably have a share of dragons that want a weak man, but most of the time that isn't the case.

You could go for a undead one if you want headpats and pampering though, they won't care for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539574
All of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539561
They treat their HUSBANDS as part of their hoard
Anon McNonymous waltzing up to a powerful dragon's lair with a bouquet of flowers ain't their husband yet, is he?
You gotta work for a dragon, and pretty darn hard too. They're proud like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539569
>>16539572
So dragonfags stand no chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539574
Anubi.
I'm a sucker for tanned skin and black hair, even if I like Werewolves more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539574
Wights or Vampires

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539578
That's why you need to prove yourself, dummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539580
No Chaos Girl can threaten me if I tell her to check 'em!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539583
>undead dragon

But I want a real Dragon! Who's haughty and has pride!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539572
Nope that's Echidnas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539574
Cows and or big strong girls, especially big strong girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539576
calling an amazon cute will surely get her off guard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539596
You best not underestimate a Wendigo blessed by Tzeetch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539603
She can't see me if I don't move, remember?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539586
Do dragons fall victim to offerings of flowers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539597
Then you would need to prove yourself in some way.

>>16539587
They do if they get strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539595
But how do you prove yourself to a all mighty powerful dragon? What is there to prove that she can't already outmatch you in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539598
Echidnas just want you to cave explore until yoy find them and rescue them in disguise.
There's no real requirement or bar with them otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539587
They could train themselves or try to come up with a crafty plan
Magic exists in the setting
There are ways to do it but it takes dedication and physical and mental fortitude
That's all by the book though, if they wanna headcanon that dragons are totally down with swooning over homebody NEETs that want them to move into their modern apartment with them that's on them

[Anonymous No.]

Cows and or big strong girls, especially big strong cows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539610
But getting strong doesn't mean anything because a dragon can beat you already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539608
Unless you're standing in the middle of a lake, frozen or unfrozen, or coated in white ash from a fire, that won't work too well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539554
Canonically, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539619
>>16539574
Dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>still no new girl

>>16539574
Automatons, or just Golem types in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539618
So realistically dragonfags actually don't stand a chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539614
>>16539620
Think of it like this.

She considers everything trash. Show her that you are less trash than other things and you can work from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539622
Until Dawn wouldn't lie to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539615
I'm pretty sure I did read it somewhere that Echidnas want strong men physically and in spirit because of some reason.

They were pretty much the only one monstergirl that wants an specific type of men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539627
Need more lolis fondeling their butts.
Golem and Lava Golem when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539574
>unapologetic boyslut

What? I don't understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539620
You don't have to beat her outright in combat. Just be able to dodge her attacks or land a hit on her should be good enough.

Beating her in combat would give her heart pupils though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539631
I didn't see that when reading up on them. So let's agree to disagree for now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539609
Maybe one of them fruity wonderland dragons
But a mountain dwelling, hoard guarding, powerful enough to transform into a form from before the current DL dragon?
She won't kill you, at least that much is canon, but she will kick you back to whence you came. May feel a bit insulted too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539629
Going to bring her offerings and show my dedication to the ruler of the land everyday until I get her attention! I'll bring flowers, tasty fruits and special letters only for her eyes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539630
Or would it? Was it backed by Tanuki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539643
Shit. That must really hurt if you're a dragonfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539646
Everything I ever believed was a lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539643
I'm sure she'll start showing some interest if you're persistant enough and don't give up in your quest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539655
That sounds plausible. Resilience is a kind of strength and she would notice that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539654
Better get used to things being a lie.
Like Santa, or the Chief God.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539650
I mean, the profile has been there the whole time, it's not like it's some hidden knowledge.
>>16539655
It's possible, I suppose. I still think you'd at some point have to show some sort of unique resilience.
ANY human could bring flowers every day. And dragons live thousands of years, so it's not like if you do it for a year on end she'll think it's anything special. What's a year to a dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539671
Only a fool and lesser creature would believe strength is in one's sword arm alone. Such imbecilic anons would never be recognized by any true Dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539679
>Chief God

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539679
I want to steal her snowsuit and then make fun of her for being naked in the snow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539682
To stand up and persist despite what you are up against far eclipsing you in power shows a certain kind of strength that is unique to man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539682
>I mean, the profile has been there the whole time, it's not like it's some hidden knowledge.

Yeah yeah I get that. But just imagine.

>be Anon McDragonSlut
>climb the height mountain wearing your smartest suit and a bouquet of flowers
>enter the dragons cave
>see her here. The love of your life
>instantly btfo'd
>beaten to an inch of your life
>told to fuck off and never come back
>thrown from the mountain

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539695
Would she even be embarrassed? She is a monster.
Being naked only really bothers Unicorns or other modest ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539574
Chaos species
I'd become a Mindflayer mindless sex thrall without her even needing to flay me
I'd rape a Wendigo so hard I'd go crazy
I'd let a Shoggoth do whatever she wants to me
And I want a Atlach-Nacha to dom me until I truly believe that I am nothing more than her semen dispenser

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539684
Nor do they/we necessarily want to be
All I'm saying is, bring a fireproof cloak with a very strong enchantment if nothing else and be prepared to dig in for the long haul

[Anonymous No.]

For the most part, I headcanon and have it my setting where Dragons don't need to be beaten in battle for their hearts or attention. In fact, some Dragons, from an abundance of pride for even their own species, would be unable to accept losing to a human, claiming you must have cheated, and run off to plot and prepare to attack you later for revenge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539716
Be smart and bring good gear.
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539493
>>16539499
Sounds like worth it despite the pelvis breaking!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539721
I didn't need to know that

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539721
How do you get a dragon wife then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539697
Well good, then you've proven you are, in fact, a human man.
Then she stands up and asks if you can prove you're any more worthy than any OTHER human man before rushing you down.
>>16539700
I'm sure there are plenty of dragon 'cultists' camping out at the foot of her mountain vying to be the one she'll notice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539730
Challenge her to a wrestling match,and during the battle try to make her sniff your dirty and sweaty boxers after you pinned her body

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539733
Sounds like a good idea. Hell if I was trying to become a Dragon's husband I'd just end up worshipping her until she notices me. Even if it takes a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539721
Realistically I don't see how a human could beat a dragon without magic. I mean they could probably annihilate even the most /fit/ humans pretty easily. Just burn him or tear him with those big claws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539733
>Dragon cults smuggling people into Dragonia
>Anons go there and get arrested for illegal immigration

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539736
>challenge a Dragon to a wrestling match thinking you'll get a chance to pin her
BrockLesnarGuitarRiff.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539730
Some can still be beaten, like Wyverns as they aren't sore losers, but otherwise it depends on the dragon and their sub/species.
Some would issue you a challenge of great merit, others might only bother if they find you amusing and brimming with potential. A small few would only even acknowledge you exist if you're at least a king, while another group would love you platonically from the getgo because earth dragons can't comprehend hating things or the like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539750
>getting arrested for illegal immigration into Dragonia
>not getting claimed as a punishment

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539757
>challenge of great merit
>"You must lick my abs and not get addicted!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539748
But then Hero McJojo McProtagonist comes along and defeats all the cultists and manages through craftiness and heart and strength of spirit to make the Dragon take a step back in a fight

Don't be cultist orbiter #395, be Hero McJojo McProtagonist!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539749
You'd need very high end gear too to not die from getting your toe stepped on as well.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what people need?
Ph.D in dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539766
Why would he defeat the dragon cultists? And he may defeat me but he will never defeat my love for HER!

I think that a dragon is smart enough to realise that a person who's worshipped her for years, who's brung her their precious possessions, who's swarn completely loyalty to her, is definitely more suited to be a husband than some guy who just though he'd clime the mountain and defeat the dragon.

A dragon would appreciate the strength of love more than the strength of muscle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539765
Something more serious, perhaps, but that's the gist of it.
Sometimes you don't even need for the Dragon to issue you a challenge for you to be deemed an interest. Just keep doing impressive feats or acts and you'll get their attention in no time.

Though it's best to avoid Chromatic dragons as they're kind of jerks. Elemental and Metallic are prime choices, although Lead dragons are not fun to be around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539777
I'll have you that I own one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539777
What classes would you take for that?
What would be your dissertation topic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539789
The topic is "Proper positions for maximum pleasure and chance of impregnation".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539789
I got mine from getting a dragon wife. Not sure about the others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539789
Do dragons attend this class?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539782
>why would he defeat the dragon cultists?
Because when he shows up saying he's going to fight or attempt to slay the dragon they rush at him saying 'You may defeat me but you will never defeat my love for HER!'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539800
they are the teachers

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539801
top kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539801
>implying dragon cultists aren't peaceful worshippers

Anon they'd probably show that poor misguided soul the path to enlightenment through worship of her holiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539682
You see, that's where I think most people can come through.

Dragons live for thousands of years in loneliness and while they can transform into true dragons, the current DL still affects them. The only reason they go zombie it's because they don't meet many males, but if you went and talked with her every single day showing her your intentions, I'm sure she would be interested.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that all men should wear chastity cages at all times, except when having sex with their wives.

One can never be too careful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539782
>swarn completely loyalty
>clime the mountain
She may be smart enough but not for the both of you.
Anyway, y'all can think what you want, but the profile for a dragon is readily available. I'm just speaking from a canonical perspective.

[Anonymous No.]

>already have thunderbird doujin scans never ever
>now we will also have dragon doujin scans never ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539820
I thought about this quite a bit and it turned me on. I have a huge possession fetish and the idea of her making sure none of the SE that belongs to her goes to waste over petty masturbation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539825
Are there digital copies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539820
My waifu can beat them so its ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539823
It's just a few mistakes anon. You don't have to be like that.

I'm just bringing different ideas to the table. And a Dragon Cult sounds very interesting to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539825
I wonder what that Dragon will do in her first ever doujin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539849
I don't get what's going on in this image

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539820
I don't know about all the time anon. I'd also only wear a chastity cage if I had one of the keys to it.

Other than that though, I'd absolutely do some chastity play with my waifu when she doms me, or even do some mutual chastity with her. The anticipation and denial of wearing chastity all day just makes the eventual release that much sweeter!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539852
A Dragon is using a gold brick as currency.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539574
Mersharks
Help

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539855
>I don't know about all the time anon. I'd also only wear a chastity cage if I had one of the keys to it.

That takes out all the fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539856
Silly dragons. And some people say these creatures are smart? She has golden coins doesn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539569
Proving yourself isn't as easy as it sounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539849
I was actually thinking about something like that a few days ago.
Like exploring a deep jungle with wife and finding a little village that has no contact with the world and doesn't know about monster girls. They would worship a dragon statue and upon seeing my wife transform they would start worshipping her for being a beatiful goddess.
That is, until they are bowing to her and I give her ass a huge slap and grope, making her moan cutely and getting the natives annoyed for me desecrating their goddess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539820
But what if you are a slut who wants to get raped? Is the chastity cage supposed to attract monster girls?

>>16539825
Now the dragon lovers will feel the pain of harpy lovers

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539870
If it was, it'd beat the point of proving oneself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539860
Says you anon, It's really just an emergency precaution anyway. I'd be fine with her keeping the keys while we're at home and during actual play to make it genuine, but out in public I'd be too nervous about not having a key.

Call me paranoid, but that's just the way it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539874
That sounds mean anon. You're mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539877
No dummy the cage is so you don't get raped. It's to repel monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539881
I think I'd rather prove myself through determination rather than fighting. It may take longer but it's worth it, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539886
They probably view it as a challenge
It's like those men who wear very conservative clothing, they get targeted for rape just as much as those who wear revealing outfits

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539883
>nervous about not having a key

Why nervous in public? I mean atleast you're protected from rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539849
http://files.catbox.moe/39wx0u.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539761
That's one way of saying it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539898
If the cage and conservative clothing fail then I'll just cry! Ha! They can't rape a crying man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539884
I wouldn't resist, she would be so smug and proud with all those people going crazy over her. Just a good slap and everything is gone would be pretty funny.

I would comfort and worship every single part of her later. I'm going to make her feel like she is the most precious and important dragon in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539888
In practice it shouldn't matter, both would have to be equally difficult since otherwise it'd be considered taking the easiest option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539904
Lovely

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539908
>spoiler

Good. And I hope you apologise to those poor worshippers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539888
In the years it could take for her to even recognize you as being the same insignificant individual that shows up every day, Sir Chad of Actually-Trained-Himself-And-Knows-What-Dragons-Wantsville could show up and prove himself as worthy of her attention, as described in her profile
Or, you could actually train yourself and Do It For Her instead of making excuses like the rest of man

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539902
I don't know anon, maybe it's lingering hangups I have from reading 3DPD horror stories. I know it's not the same and that I've got trust issues, but as of now it is what it is.

Maybe that's something that my waifu could train me to be comfortable with the same way I'd help her get more comfortable showing people her lewdest outfits, part of what I absolutely love about my waifu is her ability to help me get over my issues just like I'd help with hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539921
First of all anon. Don't be a jerk. Second of all both dedication and fighting are hard. Thirdly. Doing It For Her also falls under dedication.

Maybe some people don't want to be an ass hole and want to softly gain the affection of the dragon.

>Sir Chad of Actually-Trained-Himself-And-Knows-What-Dragons-Wantsville

See. Stop being a jerk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539920
Eh, I'm not so sure about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539926
>lingering hangups I have from reading 3DPD horror stories
THhat's perfectly understandable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539931
Suit yourself. Maybe your waifu wouldn't appreciate you being a jerk to her worshippers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539907
Monster girls must be very confused when a man they rape starts crying

I wonder how many of them would stop and comfort you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539938
Probably a few. Maybe even some of the rape train ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539935
We would be just passing by, I doubt there would be any attachment and any feeling she had will be "loved" away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539942
Why in the world would they do something completely out of character like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539942
>Maybe even some of the rape train ones?
I think they'd keep going, but instead of being violent and careless they'd switch to a more gentle and slow rape with plenty of kisses and hugs

>>16539951
They aren't that mean, they wouldn't rape a man if it hurt him to the point of him bursting out in tears

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539926
This is the kind of relationship I want with my waifu too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539820
I had one once. It broke off in my sleep.

That sucker better be made of adamantium next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539961
Ushi-Oni raid villages and kidnap men from their homes to drag them up to the mountains to rape end over end
I'm fairly certain plenty of them have experienced men crying as they're ripped from their homes to be whisked away by what to the man's knowledge is a murderous, man devouring beast
And I doubt they calmly slow down and say 'oh I'm so sorry, let me put aside my all encompassing bonerlust since it seems like you aren't sitting too well with this'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539985
Surely an Oni can realize that a unhappy fuck toy means unhappy fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539994
'I know what will make him happier. More and harder fucking!'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539976
Was it a knockoff one anon? Or do you sleep in some weird position or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539976
Yours broke? I've never had mine break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539985
As I said they'd keep going but they'd take the man's feeling into consideration

The other possibility (and probably the canon one as well) is that they'd keep brutally raping him and he'd enjoy it so much that he'd stop being distressed thanks to mamono mana and monster pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539994
Do people here read the profiles and setting info or just look at the images?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540000
What happens when he falls into a depression?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540008
The second point, this. The man would quickly be mind broken into enjoying it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540009
Yes. But also consider that maybe becoming a rape toy isn't "oh shit I've been kidnapped. Welp guess I'll just be really happy and accepting"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534287
Stop I know we often project our own hangups onto mg's but this is taking the projection into reflection territory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540012
More fucking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540002
>>16540004
I've recently become aware that I tend to thrash in my sleep. Heavily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540012
He doesn't, because monster pussy is brain-splittingly pleasurable >>16540008

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540008
>>16540016
I definitely head canon this out. It's just sick in a way. I enjoy mindbreak but mindbreak is a little more complicated than "just fuck"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540025
Some would say shooting heroin is brain splitting pleasurable. But that doesn't mean the user can't be sad or depressed because of their addiction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540019
>Tough. Pussy needs more dick. Feed me more!
Or something like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540026
Those things are designed not to break though anon! At least the metal ones are, and maybe the high-end plastic ones.

All I have right now is an uncomfortable metal one that doesn't fit, but I'm considering getting a better-fitting plastic one. Are they really that fragile?

[Anonymous No.]

>wanting to worship a dragon
>not wanting to siege a dragon's lair with a chapter of knights
>not wanting to capture her and imprison her in the bottom of a furnace
>not wanting to use her own breath to help smelt down her hoard into holy symbols
>not teaching her a lesson on what is truly precious in life

This is why the chief god doesn't talk to use anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540037
If it's a negative, mamono mana removes it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16538210

>account terminated

I wanted to see the cute shark do cute things, damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540031
And I like Monstergirls to be a bit more monstrous than just 'dere-girl type C-1 with fuzzy parts'. But to each their own, it's all good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540050
>not wanting to worship dragons

This is why you're unhappy in life anon. Come accept the dragon into your heart.

>>not wanting to capture her and imprison her in the bottom of a furnace
>>not wanting to use her own breath to help smelt down her hoard into holy symbols

This makes me angrier than it should have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540060
I like dragons, but I think worshipping them is a little too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16534391
>6
Okay this is going to be a problem.
>Giant Ant
A suitable first girl in all her vanilla.
>Medusa
Token Tsundere
>Nekomata
Your genki
>Siren
Pop idol
>sandworm
Yandere type
>Jorou-Gumo
Sadist ojou sama

Wow I got the most standard anime harem possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540051
Damn Mamono mana always being a shitty excuse for plot holes.

>>>16540056
Don't you think "lmao fuck" is just a bit boring for mindbreak? Like consider the Mindflayer. She doesn't create a slut husband through just fuckig him. She mind fucks him. Literally.

Another example being maybe getting a boy addicted to a girls scent AND fucking him. It's just a bit more interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540031
>mindbreak is a little more complicated than "just fuck"
You're right, it usually also involves abuse, drugs, NTR, or other nasty things that MGE thankfully does away with. If anything the mindbreak in MGE is very tame, which I like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540065

The people of Lothric worshiped dragons and look at them now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540065
Maybe you don't like dragons enough? Don't worry. I perfectly understand. It's not for anyone. But you're always free to stop by and worship with your brothers

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be kidnapped and be used as a semen dispenser for a dominatrix vampire empress!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16535044
Get away from me you rape facilitator of watery spawn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540056
I'm the same way, it's why a lot of thread canon annoys me.

It's basically just characters from popular anime but with animal ears at that point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540070
And there are certainly species that do those unique things
But a rapetrain species like an Ushi-Oni is not on each of them and won't stop raping a man so he can find her nonexistent panties lying around
She'll just keep raping him

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540076
Hold on, explain this worshipping to me. Depending on what it is I might already do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540083
Come on anon, it's so big! There's plenty of floors to play hide and seek with the Lobster Girls in!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540091
It involves obviously praying to the dragon overlord. And giving her offering to add to the hoard. This is a very basic run down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540089
While obviously that's because that is the Ushi Oni's kink. She just keep raping.

I'm just trying to make mindbreak a little more spicy anon.

>>16540086
Did you actually read the encyclopaedia? Because if you look at a lot of girls out there, it isn't just fuck. That's what I'm trying to say. Mindbreak in MGE is heavily fucking but it's not just fucking and some people dumb it down to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540099
Oh yeah, I don't like that at all. I would rather just cuddle up with a dragon and shower her with praises before going making sweet love.

[Anonymous No.]

Going of this Dragon worship stuff, what other minor religious sects would there be in a monstergirl society?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540112
The Hathorites?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540107
That's ok anon.

>>16540112
There would probably be small cults for almost every girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540112
The Onee-Sabbath, since it's not canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540112
KDF seems to have a religion about fucking his daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540124
Atleast it's not like the sabbath. But still deserves to be burnt to the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

Need advice from fellow writefag.
How does one build a romantic relationship without stapling the characters together?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540112
I'm sure there are some places that worship Ice queens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540128
What do you mean by "stapling"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540112
The religions we have today might still be around in small communities, at least in a situation where monstergirls come here. If that happened then I feel like there would be mass conversions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540128
Depends on who the two people are and what plot you have in mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540082
That's the spirit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540112
Where can I find the Religion of Anubis to worship them and gain the affection of a cutie Anubis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540124
I'm not religious at all anon, there's a difference between a religion and a lifestyle.

It's not just my daughteru either, my waifu is very important to me too! It's the three of us together, that's the ultimate dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540148
In the desert.

Just make sure you remember your name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540082
The Secret Society of Vampire Sex Mistresses is happy to oblige!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540153
I understood that reference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540153
I wonder if that song is played at Desert Kingdom inns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540106
>Did you actually read the encyclopaedia? Because if you look at a lot of girls out there, it isn't just fuck. That's what I'm trying to say. Mindbreak in MGE is heavily fucking but it's not just fucking and some people dumb it down to be.
Of course I read it and yes, a lot of them do stuff other than fuck but people around here make everything into moeblobs.
>Mindbreak in MGE is heavily fucking but it's not just fucking and some people dumb it down to be.
People dumb down the girls even more than that through thread canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540155
>doing your daily prayers and offerings to your mistress
>next morning a drunk vampire is sleeping on your couch
>find out you accidently used too much blood on your cookie offerings

now you got a vampire,whats next?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540169
Kiss her toes.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never eat pizza with a thicc Werecat

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540179
How would girls with big fluffy paws even eat finger food like pizza without getting their fur all messy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540169
Put my dick in her mouth while she's sleeping.
Even if she bites it it'd feel good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540184
Special pizza proof gloves for pawed monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540184
Fork and knife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540179
I'd prefer to do that with my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540184
You feed her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540184
Personally, my waifu and daughteru would wear one of their pairs of latex paw-gloves to eat finger food with, even when we go out to eat. Either that or I'd feed it to them occasionally, but that would take much longer and it'd be a lot of work.

Having to basically take a shower or bath after every finger-food meal would be an incredible hassle though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540173
ookay

>>16540186
you are playing a dangerous game there anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540216
>ookay
W-what? Is it weird?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540207
See, this is one case where your creepy fetishes have an actual logical application.
Don't let it go to your head though you degenerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540225
He's lost beyond repair. I'd say it's best we just move him away to a remote house outside of town.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540216
Sometimes you must play a dangerous game to win.
If I win, then I could make her addicted to biting my cock. And if I loose... I haven't really planed for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540225
Okay anon, if you say so.

>>16540232
That's where I'd live already anon, as long as it has all of our specific amenities I can't imagine anything comfier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540184
Me and my waifu and our daughterus aren't savages who eat pizza with our hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540241
So you're a bunch of those posh weirdos then? No harm in that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540239
Everyone wins then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540247
I wouldn't be cooking my family an American pizza, I'd cook them an Italian classic. So eating them with a fork and knife is only respecting traditions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540256
If you say so.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you seduce the fallen goddess of suicide? without a resurrection charm,cheater

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540268
Kill yourself, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540268
By proclaiming I have been driven into DESPAIR!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540268
I don't. I'm the one that has to be appeased, not her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540268
Cum in your hand and forcefully rub it around in her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540235
careful anon thats how you get a vampire that loves waking up with you inside her every morning

you dont want that,right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540268
You suicide two times.

[Anonymous No.]

Could a matter-transmitter accident turn a human girl into a Beelzebub?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540268
by having suicidal thought every day.
oh wait

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540292
>you dont want that,right?
Silly, I'd love that. It means I wouldn't have to wait for her to wake up for me to start having sex with her.
I think she'd love getting woken up by getting filled with cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540268
I dunno. Thinking about suicide? Attempting suicide?

She doesn't really sound like the nicest person if she wants potential lovers to kill themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

A Dorome, a Shoggoth and a Lava Golem glorp into a bar

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540338
What if she is a M and gets off by getting told to kill herself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540340
Those 3 slime sluts in the corner are now disappearing into the their embrace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540340
the bar passes harmlessly through them, and they carry on their way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540340
They each order Jell-O shots?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540322
fool,thats how you get a vampire wife that clings on your body and milks you nonstop all night,every night

then anytime you attempt to move oncr you wake up she will cling harder saying how she needs you to keep it inside to not leak anything on the sheets

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540353
Even if that's her fetish. That's just too mean for me to say to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540338
Thats the trick,nobody has ever attempted suicide to gain her attention

she is waiting for the day someone stupid enough does it and husbando him (after resurrecting said person of course)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540388
Talk about devotion. What if she's just super evil and wants him to kill himself and she doesn't revive him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540340
>So I say, "Burn you? I said BATHE you!"
>Goofy slow laughter and incomprehensible telepathic hysterical wailing as the trio order Jell-O shots and sloppily phase through the tables towards a booth in the corner

It's girls night in MGC once again! Gods help the single men!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540364
I probably wouldn't be able to do it either unless she's a loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540409
anon no that's not nice to do to a loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540398
Even ancient evils need husbandos anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540418
It's fine, especially if they like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540431
how would you know if they like it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540440
I would say it. Depending on her reaction I may or may not say it again during our private time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540402
>not locking yourself inside and barricading the doors on ladies night in MGC

You're basically asking for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540398
>Go ahead, you can't kill someone who's already dead inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540483
But it's so alluring seeing all the monsters get all dolled up and dressed to kill!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540507
That's the point. They're trying to lure you in. Dont give into the temptation anon! Stay pure!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540506
>cue expression change from smug to lewd heartpupils

[Anonymous No.]

So Chaos girls make you go insane? Do they want this to happen? Do they try to help you become stable after going insane?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540528
It's only really "going insane" by human definition. What they want is to free your mind from realities shackles, and share with you the endless possibilities of the void.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540528
They probably find you very cute when insane. After that you just turn into a monster too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540540
This is a good thing I imagine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JrtFazaS7g

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540545
If you don't mind becoming one with her, then I guess so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540545
For you and your chaos wife it is. You'll notice a paradigm shift about whatever you once thought was important or normal. The little things stop mattering as much, and you're left with all this extra energy for loving your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540550
That's a level of commitment and intimacy I'm ready for

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540555
Good luck being a monster then and remember to stay away from most humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540554
>paradigm shift about whatever you once thought was important or normal

Well jeez. I still want to know what's important in life and of course what's normal. For example. I still want to love my loved ones and class them as important. And obviously I want to differentiate in what's good and bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540562
I guess you would still have vague memories of your family and such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540558
I'll move to a Chao girl accepting city then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540522
sounds good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540567
>vague

Well that's not good. I thought Chaos girls love their husband? Don't they want them to be happy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540562
You'd retain all that by the grace of Mamano

[Anonymous No.]

I hope there's a new girl tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540572
Then she will proceed to make use of that milenia pent up lust on you

keep thinking thats good?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to keep my maid pregnant all the time. We'll have a veritable army of fluffy, feathery daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540590
yes, I wouldn't really care anymore what happens next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540591
No anon! Using that army you could solve the problem of dusty shelves and dirty clothes on the floor around the world!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540591
i want to tickle my kiki after filling her up! she will probably cutely beg me to stop and prevent wetting the carpets

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540588
The future will be better tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540588
Chances are we get a MGE II girl this weekend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540611
I hope it's Ochimusha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540592
>several years pass
>A NEW ANCIENT EVIL AWAKENS

that means your daugheru

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540609
We're one day closer to MGs becoming real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540622
Now I'm not even depressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540179

I know KC has an updated werecat design, wonder why he hasn't used it yet. It's in a screenshot of that game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540635
thats good or bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540588
I hope there's a big-breasted Imp in my bed tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540677
good, because I'm happier now

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540621
The order is up on his site. Dragon Zombie is next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540693
glad i could make someone a little happier today

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540588
Who's this semen demon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540577
The degree of 'insanity' (which is purposely left ambiguous and is probably tongue and cheek by KC as a substitute for being crazy in love and lust for the wife) varies from chaos girl to chaos girl
You get a sense it's pretty mild with shogs, mild to moderate with flayers, moderate to strong with wendys and strong with nachos
You have the capacity to transform back and forth too, but without a doubt the understanding is the more time you'll spend with her the less you'll want to.
In short, they require some commitment and are not for the faint of heart, but they aren't malicious and certainly will do whatever they can to make you happy. Don't expect to be invited to a lot of public outings after being married to one for a while though, or make sure your friends are very accepting

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540725
yeah thanks sempoi.

[Anonymous No.]

Cat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540732
A Pixiv artist oppai loli OC.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=50262827
>>16540771
The human ears are a blight on Serval-chan's otherwise nice design.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540775
Pixiv artists*

[Anonymous No.]

>Got a load of artists I want to commission
>Can't pay them because my Paypal account has been fucked since early January, even after 4 phone calls to try and get it fixed
>Phoned a manager who said it'd be fixed within 72 hours
>Over 80 hours later, still can't send money through to an artist waiting for payment

How can the largest internet banking service on the planet be so incompetent?
Please Paypal, I just want to spend money on fucking wolfgirl porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540771
>Four pairs of ears

Shit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540771
Normally I'd shit on 4 ears but she gets a free pass since she's a good girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540784
Bangin wolfu tiddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540740
I mean, in MGE everyone is pretty accepting? Right?

But overall it doesn't sound that bad. I just don't want to forget who there important people in my life are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540784
>fire in her throat

I knew Hellhounds had a deep burning passion. But this takes it up a whole other level. I like it. And I'm to take a wild guess your waifu is a Hellhound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540789
two pairs of ears anon.

[Anonymous No.]

The more I think about the idea of a maid making you go blind and cutting your leg ligaments so you're completely reliant on here. The better it sounds.

Maybe I need to detox for a while. Maybe go to church

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540841
Oh shit. I might actually be retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540843
Might as well feed you to her pet pig while she's at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540606
I want to tickle my kiki as she is cleaning the ground. She will get spooked and dust will fly everywhere.

I'll apologize and help her afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

Well I tried the Mershark.
I expect everyone to get the wrong interpretation of the gesture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540843
Going blind is a bit much for me, but i'll take the tendon cutting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540843
What about a blind, crippled maid instead, anon?
And no, she was blind and crippled when you got her. You sick fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540853
The thumb-under-finger wiggle means different things depending on culture. In mine, it was a silent way to tell someone you needed to use the bathroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540784
>Artist tells me it'll be about a week before he can start on my commission.
>It's been a little under two since I last heard from him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540862
I had the sexual Jap version in mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540853
I'm planning on drawing her too to see what comes out. Yours came out really nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540853
Is that Kraken holding an O2 bottle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540838
Everything about a hellhound should be glowing. If you look down their throat, it should be glowing. Their vagina should be glowing so much it makes their puffy vulva glow pink. Like when you shine a flashlight through your hand.
Same with their skin when they heat up. Like the blood flowing just under the surface is heating up and emitting light like lava's running through their veins.

And no, hellhound isn't my favourite. The design is probably my second favourite though, and if you said it was the best in the MGE, I wouldn't disagree with that.

>>16540867
Try contacting them again? Sometimes artists forget, or get bogged down with their lives.

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>>16540875
Not him, but that sounds lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540784
>A Hellhound will never claw her way out of the Underworld and defy Hades, just to go on a second date with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540877
I agree. Maybe Hellhounds should be drawn a bit more like that. Personally it sounds like a way better design and fits them very well.

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>>16540877
I'll email him tomorrow.

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>>16540827
I'm sure you can talk it out with her. There's plenty of time after all. In fact there's all the time, and even the place outside of time.
As for people being accepting, sure, in monster realms. But even then chaos girls may be looked at a bit curiously. Having your waifu sounding your brain via tentacles while chilling at the beach or having your hand meld gooily into your waifu's as you 'hold hands' walking down the street would be a unique sight even for the eccentric monsters. But as long as you don't run into any of the more intolerant/anti-chaos anons you should be fine.

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>>16540877
this sounds interesting, it would look awesome in dark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540876
Yes.

>>16540875
Really? I hope to see yours soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540888
Sounds good. My relationship is so good people stop and turn to check it. And don't worry, I imagine a lot of those anti Chaos anons would calm down quite a bit when they're with their waifus. They're only angry because they're lonely. It's understandable. They need their waifus.

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>>16540882
I'm not an artist or anything, so it'll take some time and I probably won't post it here. Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540897
Out of curiosity, which chaos girl did you have in mind? No pun intended if it's a flayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540897
I normally joke around chaos girls an their husbands being bad, but I don't really mind it that much especially if she is a flayer an they have a kid.
Nacho would probably be a very angry neighbor though.

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>>16540900
I'm not one either but I post my crap.
Just do it. Worst case: Sharkfags harass you like Wispfags for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540905
I like all of them. They're all great girls and all are in my top list.But I'm going have to say Shoggoth since she's closest to my number 1 spot and I've always loved Shoggoths. They're the girls that got me addicted to Chaos girls

Thought I might just say that I've appreciated and loved Chaos girls for quite a while. But I just didn't understand the insanity part so thanks for clearing it up for me.

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>>16540920
See anon. We can all live together. And excellent choice. Flayers are great girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540922
Draw more sexy Wisp thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540922
Again, I'm not a wispfag, she just had nice thighs.

I'll post it for you I guess since you gave some more wisps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540937
Ask Latenight. He's better.
Or that swell guy who does those ahoge with big bottomed loli Automatons attached to them.

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>>16540949
Double summon artist wisp thighs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540954
One draws hips and thighs from the front, the other does it from behind to show off the butt.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think Cheshires completely drop their tricks and jokes when it comes to mating season?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540945
Those thighs will be the death of me.

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>>16540960
If she's done with tricks and jokes she better pull off those novelty gloves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540960
Chesires drop a lot of things in mating season, including their pantsu

[Anonymous No.]

Condom...abuse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540972
But they don't have any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540975
sauce me gently

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540976
Exactly

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540975
Condoms are not abuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540975
That's fucking lewd. But MGs don't like condoms. More like they'd make you cum in a jar then drink from it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540984
Condems are the devil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540985
Condom.
How condumb of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540985
>>16540986
How are condoms the devil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540975
I bet some Monster Girls have semen-based drinks.

Cum soda, Semen smoothie and such. Freshly squeezed of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540588
Wonderland Centaur soon stalkers.




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CHEEKI BREEKI

[Anonymous No.]

>Astronauts order more Tang because it's better than instant coffe and water
>Finally arrives to the space station after months
>Upon opening the crate, a bunch of Shoggoths screach and scurry off into the bowels of the station before various screaming crewmembers can be heard
>Seems HQ misunderstood the type of Tang they wanted

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541001
How dare you meme at me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540975

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>>16540991
It's wrong for monsters.
Sperm should experience a proper cunt, not a rubber prison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541012
But that might get her pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541007
At least post a duck MG you nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541020
That's a good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters can't make you take responsibility if you're shooting blanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541032
I'm sure they can just know if you're sterile or not.
Some can probably circumvent that issue with magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541024
Only if it's happening to a girl that you like. Condoms are a blessing when you're forced to fuck a monster girl you don't like.

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>>16541038
I'm sure if a monster you don't like is having sex with you, it's rape, and you wouldn't have one anyway as I don't think that stray Ushi Oni and Hellhound hybrid that escaped from that lab will bother putting one on you before getting started.

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>>16541047
That's why you get Order brand condoms, the only way they can come off is when you pray hard enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541050
Those break too often in the presence of mid or high level monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541052
That's why you get the Hero condoms, those never break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541056
>never

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541061
Yes, never.

[Anonymous No.]

>using condoms

You disgust me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541047
I want to mix a P'Orc's genes in with a hellhouns just to see what'll happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541063
Heroes break more than you think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541069
She'll smell like bacon 24/7.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541073
Could be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541068
Condom use is waifu abuse!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541070
But less than you hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541069
That's a Hellhog

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541075
I'd prefer a hashbrown smell.
Trolls could replicate that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541077
If you use a condom in MGE you should be arrested.

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>>16541084
Executed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541093
>MGE
>Execution
I get your point, but say something remotely logical next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541100
I'm pretty sure there are some crimes that can just never be forgiven in mge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541084
Oh I'm sure we can come to an arrangement so the officer let's it slide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541107
At worst you'd get exiled. Even the chief goddess won't get executed. And she has done some terrible shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541077
Did someone have an album of these? Some of them were pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541115
Those Hellhound tits look ripe for milking.

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>>16541115
No. To an MG, condom use it's like murder. They're not going to let you off like it's some speeding ticket. You're going to jail anon. I bet all those Onis and Ushi-Onis in prison would love to hear you're little squeaks about using condoms as they shower rape you. Bareback.

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>>16541131
Oh please. Everyone knows the sentence given 9 times out of 10 is a good helping of "community service."

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>>16541131
Your little*

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>>16541129
The look it but they aren't
That's why you go to the nearest lich or gremlin and have holst DNA put in her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541137
You think this is a joke? You think condom use is a fucking joke? You're going away for a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541139
>what are lactation potions

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541141
And you aren't thinking like an MG judge.

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>>16541149
But thats the boring way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541152
>a non-complex of way of getting a non-bovine monstergirl to lactate like a Holstaur is boring

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541158
Of course it is.
Why not use science?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541165
>Why not use science?
Because it's called Eromancy you nincompoop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541165
Because she's my wife, not an experiment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541167
No, that's magic.
And why not use that?

>>16541173
Life is an experiment!

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>>16541151
Even an MG Judge would lock you up for such a crime.

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>>16541175
Get off the internet Lich. You've got work to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541176
>locking up a perfectly good male
Nah.
Might flay you though.

[Anonymous No.]

Being single during valentine in MGC would be hell.
There would probably be entire charity organisations that would find all the single men and have tons of monster girls to ask them out.
There would be adds that would show how sad they would be because nobody asked them out.

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>>16541181
>slow, still frames of crying monstergirls set to a sad piano track

This is why TV is the devil.

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>>16541188
In the aaaarms ooof the DL...

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>>16541181
The tanukis know their work.
I'd totally hit up some older, overweight tanukis for valentines day.

[Anonymous No.]

Going to bully my imouto Lich and her friends when they start nerding out over research!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541181
>Valentines day in MGC is pretty much The Purge except it only targets the single and you get raped instead of killed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541180
>perfectly good

He uses condoms. He's broken.

>spoiler

Ha! You think you've caught me? I bet you didn't realize I'm a slut for Mindflayers. You only increase my power!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541181
It would be hard for singles aswell. Imagine, all those unique and beautiful girls all asking you out. But you can only pick one.

I'd end up not picking any. I just don't want to hurt their feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541229
>He's broken.
And they're going to fix him, of course.

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>>16541241
Good. All condom users need a good correcting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541234
>I'd end up not picking any. I just don't want to hurt their feelings.

>And after that nobody could find anon during valentine
>He turns up the next day at a hospital with a broken pelvis and covered in lipstick marks, rose petrels and chocolate.

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>>16541203
Mitigated by the fact that they'd probably be using pics that would quickly be regarded as 'emo' or 'angsty' by our standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541259
Lucky bastard

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541259
Well. If they all got their fair share of love. Then that would make me happy.

[Anonymous No.]

What about MGs that approve of condoms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541277
They don't exist.

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>>16541281
What about MGs that fill up condoms for later consumption? Like on their lunch break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540960

I want to tease her for having itty bitty fangs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541285
They should be filling a jar or a cup with it. Not a condom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541304
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541234
No anon, you don't choose the girl.The girl chooses you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541205
>I'd totally hit up some older, overweight tanukis for valentines day.
You don't say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541304
I can't stick a jar on my dick, and then fuck my waifu to fill it for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541310
Dear Diary

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541289
Do it. But they won't be so itty bitty when she bites your neck while fucking you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541310
Yep.
Could have a belly and all that.
No monster girl should be alone on valentines day.
I'd even pay for her meal and everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541306
>>16541313
N-No! Condoms are still bad! Don't use them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541307
But what about the girls who didn't get to claim me? What about those poor girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541322
I think it's super hot when my waifu pops a straw into a freshly filled condom, and sucks on it while we're at the movies though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541325
They claim another anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541307
Nobody every chooses the quiet one.

It's always looks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541328
But condoms are evil. Didn't you listen in school?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541331
But monstergirls judge you off of your personality anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541330
Are there enough anons to go around?

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>>16541340
Pretty convenient then that my waifu might be considered evil herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541328
I see a new purpose for condoms. They no longer help with safe sex, but now they are rubber juice boxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541340
I was told condoms are a good thing that help prevent diseases and unwanted pregnancies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541345
S-sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541307
But how do you get your waifu? Does she pick you before another girl claims you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541346
Nothing is more evil than the condom.

>>16541348
And you were taught heresy. I suggest redoing your education because it was tainted with lies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541360
Of course anon, she's able to sense your desires and "proactively dates" you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541364
>tainted with lies
How?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541374
Because they told you condoms were good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541366
Oh that's good. I've gotta stay pure for her.

[Anonymous No.]

Please remember that condoms are neutral. You can use them for good and you can use them for evil, it all depends on the dicker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541376
But they are, why should any man have to fuck something like a Devil Bug without a layer of protection?

[Anonymous No.]

Important question about vampires

Do they "scrape and lick" or "sink their fangs and extract" to bloodsuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541389
The latter. They get the traditional vampire method, not the bat like one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541342
Sure thing nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541389
>"sink their fangs and extract"
Yes. That's the way it's always been.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541389
Mostly sink, but scraping is good for foreplay and teasing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541389
I don't like Vampires. They're rude and huge snobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541389
They bite, what kind of shitty vampire doesn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541384
>>16541388
No. They're evil and only for evil. It's not a discussion. They're evil and that's a fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541409
Brown vampires.

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>>16541410
Anon, that's the equivalent of calling someone with a political opinion you don't like a Nazi. You can't just call something or someone bad without any actual proof.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541419
Here's my proof. They prevent SE flow and stop daughterus. That's all the proof you need.

Disgusting, I know. But do you understand now anon? Condom use is waifu abuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541407
But anon mine is gentle and we live in a modest cozy wooden house!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541410
You know what? If you want to see true evil then I'll show you.

I'll throw feminine condoms on the sea so they get stuck inside umi oshos and mermaids vaginas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541389
With my luck, I'll wind up with a diminutive Dracky that tries to drink and only leaves behind hickeys.

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>>16541419
>Not evil
>Denying life
>Withholding the essence that a lot of MGs need to live
>Uncomfortable for all parties involved
Anon you are in dire need of rehabilitation. Contact your nearest flayer for your immediate reeducation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541427
I don't believe you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541424
They don't prevent, they keep it. Whether you throw it away afterwards or give them to your waifu is up to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541428
That's beyond evil. You wouldn't do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541389
Don't worry Anon, I got your reference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541424
>>16541439
But they can still get SE from condoms, they just have to drink it out of the thing after sex. Also, what if the man doesn't want to have any kids or does not want the MG he's using the condom on to get pregnant for some reason?

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>>16541443
Tell that to the Umi oshos with condoms stuck inside of them. No matter how much she is raped, she'll never have babies unless someone removes it. And that would be pretty hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541389
Go hard or go home.

Gotta be a good bite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541441
Let's break it down.

Condom use
>unloving sex that isn't intimate or interesting
>instead of releasing SE slowly it's not released at all and is basically shit sex for the MG
>MG gets tossed a fucking plastic bag full of cum at the end like some meaningless sack of shite
>sex becomes terrible and boring
>can't make daughterus

Sex without a condom
>Loving and intimate
>actually shows you love your waifu
>SE is released during sex making it incredibly pleasurable for both of you
>SE has a value to it rather than it just being a byproduct of sex.
>can make daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541448
Pump seed inside her until the condom breaks!

that should work. . . right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541446
>Having your waifu drink your SE
>Not loving your waifu enough to inject it directly into her
You're the real monster anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541460
Go away Succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember
Obey the law, do it raw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541466
I'm not talking about having sex with your wife, I'm talking about random monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

ITT: Succubus try to push their No Condom agenda

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541446
Anon you're being silly now. It takes a lot to get a MG pregnant by default so you don't need to worry that. Also,

>not wanting daughterus

I don't think you're worthy of having a monster girl.

>>16541448
You don't have the fucking balls to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541477
>Having sex with random monster girls
You are a lost cause

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541477
>I'm talking about random monster girls.

You should only be having sex with your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541481
>It takes a lot to get a MG pregnant by default
I still wouldn't want to take that risk and what's wrong with not wanting kids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541466
Yet again, I can't be expected to drive an hour during our lunch break just so we can have a quickie for five minutes before returning to work.

I'll fill up a condom in the morning during our normal sexy times, and she can eat it at lunch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540577
>>16540929
As I interpret it you go crazy in the sense that in order to love your chaos wife you adopt some of her madness and view things that are absolutely weird and everything but normal as mundane and completely ordinary, other than that you won't change that much you'll remember your friends/familiy, your moral compass will be mostly intact, etc... Though some of your values will change to privilege sex like with any monster girls

A few examples:
>Shoggoth wife
>To you it's normal that your house, clothes and more are made out of her
>It's also normal that your body has slime properties

>Wendigo wife
>It's normal to live in a secluded village on top of a snowy mountain
>It's normal to go into her coat and transform to become one with her

>Mindflayer wife
>It's normal to worship the chaos gods and work towards their awakening
>It's normal to get turned into a squid and become one with her

>Atlach-Nacha
>It's normal to endlessly spin a web to bring about the end of the world
>It's normal to turn into a giant spider to become one with her and spin the web too

[Anonymous No.]

What's your gentle femdom monstergirl fantasy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541479
How about you grow some balls and do it bareback.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541486
>>16541489
Well you can't fight monster girls off so in the event of one trying to rape you the only thing men have at their disposal are condoms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541494
All Chaos girls should burn in eternal hellfire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541490
>what's wrong with not wanting kids

You're actually broken beyond repair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541481
I don't care about the sea girls and their babies. If you keep saying that condoms are evil then mind as well do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541494
That sound good. Would make for some funny shenanigans between anti Chaos and a Chaos husband.

>"What? You don't turn into a squid? Aren't you normal?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541501
Anon if you a waifu, you won't get raped.
If you don't have a waifu, then the one raping you becomes your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541508
How am I broken for knowing I would be a terrible father and as such don't want any kids?

>>16541518
That sounds incredibly unfair, I don't want to be stuck in a loveless marriage with a monster girl I might not even like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541501
>implying an MG trying to rape you will let you put on a condom
>Implying she's going to stop extracting SE from you

Anon seriously. Stop being so silly. The only thing that can protect you against other monster girls is your waifu.

>>16541513
Youre going to get arrested for plotting terrorist attacks. And guess what. Those prison MGs haven't seen a little fragile boy like you around in a while.

I hope you're ready.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541528
>>implying an MG trying to rape you will let you put on a condom
That's why you have one on beforehand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541527
>Loveless marriage
But anon she loves you unconditionally
And what sort of evil person doesn't reciprocate unconditional love?

[Anonymous No.]

ENOUGH TALK! LET'S DANCE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541540
A person that is forced into a marriage with a woman he doesn't like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541542
Cats are cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541528
They wil never bebe able to catch me. Either accept that condoms are neutrol or say bye to underwater monster population.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541527
The point of daughterus is that you learn to become a great parent? Everyone is a bad parent at first. But you learn.

>>16541496
>Having my waifu come home from work while I'm cooking dinner
>she's obviously stressed
>I ask her if she can sit down in the sofa while I give her "After Work Cooldown Massages" she loves.
>she ignores me
>she comes up to me and grabs me
>princess carrying me to the bed
>stress relieving stress and her pinning me down while biting my neck softly

The steak that was cooking may have burnt. But atleast my waifu has relieved her stress and I've made her happy. That's all that matters to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541542

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541543
>He thinks he can deny unconditional love
That's how you get yanderes anon. And they want babies.
And they don't take no for an answer

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539608
Don't tease blind wendigos

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541553
Does Shamsiel lactate in the hentai adaption?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541550
There are inexperienced parents and then there are the people who come from shitty households and don't want to be like their parents. I don't want to be a shit parent to my hypothetical kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541533
She's going to take it off.

>>16541549
Like I stated before. You don't have the balls to do it. And you'll just have to accept condoms being evil.

If you really want there's probably a cottage high up in the mountain where you could use condoms without punishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541496
I want a Dorome to slowly submerge me in her mud, slowly enough for me to run away but I'd be too mesmerized by her smile
Then she'd gently rape me and maybe even give me a handjob

>>16541516
>Dark Priest husband and Mindflayer husband share a drink
>They start to speak about religion
>The first talks about he prays daily with his wife to the Fallen God and how he even her the god's voice once
>The other replies that he too does prayers with his wife, they kidnap virgin human women and sacrifice them to the Old Ones and then become one while chanting sacred incantations

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541558
>And they don't take no for an answer
That would just make me hate her more.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to shine a Baphomet's hooves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541564
Don't you want to give your daughterus the happy childhood you didn't have? Don't you think their happiness will make you feel better?

If you really don't want daughterus, that's ok. But just think it over? Alright anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541571
>That would just make me hate her more.
And then she gets more yandere for you.
All you have to do is accept her love anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541581
Good job anon. Now you have an Imouto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541582
>Alright anon?
No thanks, I already made my choice when I was a kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541585
I don't see why I should.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541496
Vampfu being distant or slighly abusive during our anniversary,sleeping time comes and she pins me to the bed,proceeds to smother me in her bosom,grab my hair and leglock me down there

she spends all the night milking nonstop embracing my body while saying how i am the best thing that has ever happened to her boring vampire life

then i will nuzzle her neck and kiss her lips,then when she least expects it,release a huge load inside her already brim filled womb,just to see her reaction

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541611
Because she might take desperate actions
Like hugging you when you don't want her to
Or stealing a kiss
Or cutting your Achilles tendons and forcing you to stay in the house so you can never escape

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>>16539243
My brain somehow just relates this to "Mothgirls be gud at BJs".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541542
Dance!

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>>16541586
I've always wanted an imouto.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541624
I guess the only option left would be suicide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541540
Only and evil man would go into a loveless marriage and leave his waifu like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541630
I dont like KCs Baphomet, but I would that one in a heartbeat.

[Anonymous No.]

Cats with gats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541630
I would love a baphomet imotou.
I'd spoil her with so many sweets and cuddles that her weight would probably start to be an issue were it not for the fact that she's a demon.

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>>16541624
>last spoiler

Only works with maids, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541563
According to some of the things posted in an /a/ thread...yes. Yes she does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541636
Guns are dangerous for MGs anon. Maybe that Cat should get a different hobby. Like knitting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541649
Yeah, everyone knows that men should be the ones using guns.

[Anonymous No.]

I need some hilarious reversed gender role story ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

Be careful of blue valentines.

...No really you need to be careful, they're dangerous mon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541653
Boys are actually the ones getting molested on the train?

[Anonymous No.]

>the yandere ilias imgur link is 404ed
Can anyone give me some screenshots of the yandere ilias greentexts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539574
Dragons.

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>>16541660
I've already done something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541657
Thank you, Jamaican anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541581
Careful Anon, she will get haughty and smug
I don't think you nor anyone else can handle a smug goat

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>>16541666
I mean. There's a lot of possibilities with house husbands?

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>>16541645
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541669
I suppose so, but nothing's coming to mind right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541008
Okay but here's a question.

Would MGs be alright with condom fetish activities if they were already pregnant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541676
Well good luck anon. Hope you think of something soon. I'm a slut for role reversal so I'd love to see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541667
No problem mon.

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>>16541389
The latter.

Unless they overfeed and become extremely worried about giving their husbando a bad case of anemia.

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>>16541695
>Vampires
>Having or even caring about husbands.
They're bloodbags, nothing more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541699
This. Haughty mistress Vanpires who use their butlers as blood bags and nothing else are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541657
Bah, what's the worst that could happen? I would consider getting a valentine at all to be a success.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541389
https://youtu.be/ZgZiBS64sC4

[Anonymous No.]

Are Wolfus just as good at biting as Vampires?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541649
But guns are fun!

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>>16541653
Submissive Dragon or Hellhound becoming a mere female lizard/lap dog for a dominate male.

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>>16541636
Gonna hire them as mercenaries to protect my shady science research!

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>>16541717
To some.

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>>16541716
Nah. Vamps are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541720
Would you experiment on them in exchange for things they want?

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>>16541719
Go away maledomfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541719
YAMERO

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>>16541723
What about crocodile girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541723
But can they give you those K9 fang marks a Wolfu can give you? The kind of marks that tell you who the Alpha female is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541727
>>16541725
I see the old bait still works best.

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>>16541719
Now I actually want to see a dominant kikimora story. She gets sick of mastah's bullshit one day and goes full hellhound on his ass.

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>>16541699
They are caring wives!

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>>16541739
Kikimoras aren't submissive though, they're actually the complete opposite.

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>>16541739
I want to see this aswell. But maybe with some trampling? Can't let those beautiful built in high heels go to waste. Don't you just want to kiss them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541653
A thicc (possibly yandere) milkmaid monstergirl forcing her young master to take care of her swollen breasts.

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>>16541745
Really? I don't remember reading that in the bio.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541716
No, wolfus get muzzled when they bite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541755
>not letting a wolfu bite you

You don't deserve a wolfu.

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>>16541739
Ha what shes gonna do? ruffle her feathers and chirp loudly? she doesnt have the guts to pin and reverse mating press me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541753
It's not explicitly said, but the fact they basically control every aspect of their master's life confirms they're not submissive at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541758
Don't test her.

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>>16541342
That just makes it worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541763
With due respect, you may need to refresh your memory about Kikis. The only controlling ones are the ones who find lazy masters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541764
i will just throw a dirty boxer on her face and see what happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541771
Sure, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541777
Are you implying there is a semi-yandere Kiki conspiracy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541782
>semi

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>>16541758
I'm thinking more like she pops every raging shroom she had in storage for two years now.

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>>16541757
Biting is no.

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>>16541798
You just made many Mersharks and Vampires cry
Wolfus should have the right to nibble on you too

[Anonymous No.]

Guys I just realized incubi are literally just blue mages. Humans get certain powers after fucking their monster waifu(s) that belong to certain monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541819
Go away DE shill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541824
>not class changing from Paladin to Blue Mage

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541789
Futile,nothing beats the power of dick

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>>16541819
Pretty much. You could argue that they also begin to sustain demonic energy as well as spirit energy too, which is something humans don't do. But they don't lose their spirit energy like corrupted women do.

Of course, anyone who really loves their waifu wouldn't mind changing for their sake. Looking at you, >>16541824

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>>16541819
Ok.

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>>16541798
>Not wanting an MG to chomp down on your shoulder as she literally salivates.
Step up your game anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541757
I'd be flattered if a wolf gave me a big ol' bite mark to show everyone who I belonged to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541837
>Of course, anyone who really loves their waifu wouldn't mind changing for their sake.

Anon don't you question my love for my waifu. I just don't want to become an Incubi. That's just a choice I've made and I'm atleast 80% sure my waifu would be ok with it.

[Anonymous No.]

Cold cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541833
>Being either

>>16541837
Then I guess I won't have a waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541846
So what sacrifices have you done for her lately

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>>16541842
That's the spirit anon. We all need a bite mark to show who we belong to. Remember to keep it visible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541847
Cold dogs

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>>16541847
All that mofu they have has made them smug

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541854
None. I'm sorry, I feel ashamed of myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541847
But neither of them are cats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541847
But those aren't cats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541859
You'd be smug too if you had mofu and knew about mofu addicts
>>16536680

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541858
Mai waifu a cute.

A CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541867
Anything is a cat if you put your mind into it.

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>>16541861
>Hey honey, you know how I ran away from home, completely devote myself to you, do literally everything and anything you want with fanatical devotion and even have adjusted my fetishes to match with yours?
>Well, would you mind allowing yourself to go through this natural process that only effects you by making your dick a bit bigger and making you want to have (and able to have) sex more often, at the benefit of bringing us intimately closer together, fulfilling my deeply ingrained purpose as one of my race, and bringing me more joy and energy and nourishment than I could ever imagine prior to it?
>No dear, and never speak of this again. Now keep making all of the sacrifices in the relationship that I've painted up to MY exact specifications

Just Sayan

[Anonymous No.]

Assemble a harem of FIVE monstergirls who could help you conquer the world with their powers combined.

Easy mode, No Lilims
Hard mode, No spellcasting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541888
No, Sayans are the super muscled Kakuren that show up every now and again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541884
Anubi are best waifus. Can't wait until my commissions come in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541891
5 Yetis

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>>16541891
Conquering the world is so boring though.
I choose dormouse and take a nap.

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>>16541891
Gazer, Kesaran Pesaran
>control huge populations emotions and desires

Dragon, Danuki
>finance your conquest from the Dragon hoarde, and Danuki ensures it wont run out.

Apsara
>extend your life til goal is achieved.

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>>16541888
that's a lot of projection.

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>>16541888
Anon please. This really hurts my feelings. I'd do anything for my waifu. I'll even become an Incubi. I'll become whatever she wants. Jesus Christ anon you're really making me feel like shit. I want to stay human but I want to please my waifu in anything she wants. I mean incubization can't really have all those benefits? Right?

Fuck.

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>>16541891
5 Full STR vampires,preferably berserker/monk class

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541891
5 Krakens.

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>>16541891
Shoggoth, Mindflayer, Wendigo, Atlach Nacha, and Elf.

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>>16541938
I would gladly do fatass elves.

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>>16541920
Why would it feel bad making a sacrifice for someone you love? If it did, why would she be willing to do it all the time?
And you are still human as an incubi. I don't know where the 'incubi are these super transformed bastardizations that lose all humanity' meme comes from.

[Anonymous No.]

MONSTER GIRLS AREN'T REAL

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>>16541942
>I don't know where the 'incubi are these super transformed bastardizations that lose all humanity' meme comes from.
KC's intentionally vague and hyperbolic world-building that memesters love to take literally so they have something to express disdain for.

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>>16541725
>>16541727
>not wanting to put a collar on a dragon or a hellhound and turning her into a submissive housewife that loves getting rammed from behind

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541940
Be wary about agreeing to Wood Elf marriage ceremonies.

No matter how wide and round their rear ends might be.

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>>16541948
Where's that greentext about KC wanting to just make sexy monstergirls and a cheesecake half-baked base setting to stick them in only to wake up to everyone complaining about the setting's specific detailed rules and physics and no one talking about the monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

What would other monstergirl propaganda look like? Would it be all temptation-themed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541942
It doesn't feel bad. It's just I feel like shit now for denying my waifu something like that. And thinking about it, she'd probably want me to be an Incubi. I know Incubi are still fairly human. But something about it makes me uncomfortable. But I do it at any moment for my waifu. If she wanted it. I want to make all the sacrifices now. She's done so much for me.

I'd do anything for her and I understand the sacrifices she'd be making for me. Making incubization isn't that bad as if painted the image in my head to be.

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>>16541951
My fetish. Especially to super haughty MGs that don't yet know the joy of such things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541952
I would.
Wood elves don't seem like they'd be prone to fatasses.

That's more the chocolate kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541948
Honestly even if most of it is hyperbole MGE's setting is still fucking awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541951
Anon that's not what I want. I prefer the collar on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541961
Well, my work here is done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541952
i want to taint a dark elf womb with my dirty seed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541966
It's serviceable, and that's all I ask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541938
That Elf is going to experience all kinds of crazy shenanigans, hanging out with a full roster of Chaos girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541978
>Elf walks in on AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>EEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>closes door and calmly pours herself another drink

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541891
Five tanukis.

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>>16541974
I feel like everyday my resistance towards things in these threads is being slowly chizzled away. Guess now I'll be making a lot of sacrifices For Her.

Thanks I guess? I feel better now knowing I'm making her happy.

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>>16541897
I can't wait until your commissions come in either.
Give me the lolinubi, I need my fix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541990
That's just the mamono mana doin its thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541891
Two Ushi-Oni, three Mersharks, balloons, and laser beams.

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>>16541984
Destined alcoholic, that Elf.

I like to imagine she would be the level-headed grounding agent, that makes sure the chaos girls don't run wild.

Goes without saying she would be the bullied one when harem sexy times came. Those chaos girls would twist and mess with her mind until she's nothing more than a horny flesh hole, built to service her master.

Then of course she would return to normal and wonder why she lets this happen every time.

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>>16541993
You've got me confused with another anon, there be no lolinubi over here, just tall, curvy ones.

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>>16542001
>Elf getting seven kinds of spitroasted at the same time in some eldritch pocket dimension as black slime pours from her every orifice and her mind spasms with its thirtieth multi-orgasm in a span of -2 seconds
>wakes up once again not knowing if it was a dream or truly a pocket out of time she was whisked away to be bred by her master with the help of the chaos girls
>still has to hunt breakfast for the rest of them because if she didn't Maiden knows what they would try feeding master
>pours herself her usual morning double shot

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>>16541974
It's a shot in the dark but are you that DemonFag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542016
That's how one gets an elf with a beer belly.

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>>16542016
Kek. Poor Elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542018
You'll have to be more specific
Which one

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>>16542020
KC needs to make a monster girl that appeals to bellyfags like myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542025
You and me both.
I want to squish pudgy bellies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542013
Oh, right. Then give me those tall curvy anubi. Give me ones I can just fucking sleep on.

[Anonymous No.]

i want to turn a dark elf into my personal semen dumpster,filling her to the brim every day until shes heartpupiling!

whats the worst that could happen?

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>>16542023
The physiatrist one? I didn't know there were more than one of you guys.

But still, I understand you have a duty to spread sexual desires and temptation. But do you have to be that mean? I got your message to that guy but that was pretty mean.

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>>16541840
Deviljhos are made for sloppy blowjobs, their saliva has to be the best lube ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542035
That's a noble goal anon. I just hope you're nice to that girl. Remembering to give her after cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541891
5 Baphomets.

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>>16542020
>Party has to get information out of a Satyros
>Mindflayer, as always, suggests brainrape, Elf says they'll just try diplomacy
>Satyros challenges her to a drinking contest, if she wins she gets the info
>Elf still reaching for the bottle after the Satyros is passed out in a pool of liquor on the floor

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542023
[4. LookingForGroup] LF1M Demon Lords Castle. PST for invite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542041
It gives a defence down debuff. Apply it as you will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542041
I imagine it is, their saliva even lowers your defense.
Who knows what one of those brute wyverns could do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542032
It may be a little while unfortunately, since both artists have a bit of a backlog to work through. I'll make sure I post the pictures in the thread as soon as they're done. Have this brown jackal to tide you over til then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542048
>Mindflayer teases Elf that she should get professional help for her drinking.
>WHY DO YOU THINK I EVEN DRINK??!!

I'd read all about these girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542045
Of course! i will keep her plugged with the rod as hold her tight asking if shes okay like this

>>16542048
>Elf outdrinking a satyros

why i find this arousing? makes no sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542036
Well there's at least three, but yeah, tis I.If I hadn't had said it would it make it any less true? Personally it irks me that so many people seem to be willing to put a bajillion of their own custom rules and headcanons on their waifus or favorite monstergirl but then as soon as something uncomfortable comes up in the girls' profile or the setting they say 'no no no I'm not doin that'. And again, I'm of a mind that people blow incubization waay out of the water from what it actually is. And some small part of me likes to see people get a little 'corrupted' or 'let loose' a bit. Why else would I love Demons so much?
>>16542053
Smashin that muthafuckin whisper button
I'm geared and reared put me in coach I'm ready

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542054
>>16542056
>defense down debuff
Mere contact with your penis would lower your resistance enough that only a few pumps and tongue twirls would make you cum

>Who knows what one of those brute wyverns could do you?
Be wary of her death breath and tail swipes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542045
Of course! i will keep her plugged with the rod as hold her tight asking if shes okay like this

>>16542048
>Elf outdrinking a satyros

why i find this arousing? makes no sense would bridal carry her home after the drinking contest and tease her about her beer belly

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542073
>>16542084
NANI???

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542075
Don't worry anon. Please understand I'm not the kind of guy who does that to my waifu. I include all of my waifus specifies features and I a few personality features. I'm sorry you found my dislike of Incbus annoying or stupid. Atleast I've changed my view now.

I love my waifu for her species and for being her. And I will admit aswell it's annoying seeing people headcanon out parts of a girl, but I can understand headcanoning out some stuff in the setting.

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>>16542082
Dragonblight gives affinity down, I wonder how'd that'd affect sex.
Also, I, for one, would "totally" not "enjoy" being dragged to her secret nest in the tundra.
What kind of degenerate do you take me for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542075
Completely understandable man and I even agree. It just looked a bit mean when you tore that guys world apart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542090
fixed some dumb spoiler typo, relax

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542093
Hey, ultimately you do you man. Gah, I was overstepping, don't pay it no mind if you don't want to, I didn't mean to come off like an asshole.
>>16542097
I apologize, I suppose it may have been taken a bit overly bitter. I tend to be on edge and looking for release right off of getting home from getting furniture and (insincere) death threats thrown at me, I should just lurk for a few hours before I post on these days.
>>16542070
It is indeed a fun idea.

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>>16542096
>affinity down
You wouldn't be able to land a critical hit on her and thus no stagger so she'd have full control and be able to ride you violently without ever stopping

>being dragged to her secret nest in the tundra.
You don't like it? Fine then, I'd love for a nice Deviljho to triple cart me and force me to become her husband
I'd cook some nice meat for her and take care of her nails along other things
Sex would be way too rough for my liking but I'll get used to it eventually
I hope she wraps her tail around me when we fall asleep together

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542111
No no anon. You've done me a favor. You made me realize that I can't just let my waifu make sacrifices. I need to make them aswell. And besides. It's for the better of both of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542111
Look at the size of those Blueberries!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542121
Ripe for squeezing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542111
>tend to be on edge and looking for release right off of getting home
Your Demon waifu should be taking that edge off for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542053
>LookingForGroup
>nine years later and still no movie

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542121
The perfect size.
I'd want those tits on my monster girls.

Even the alice.
Especially the alice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542075
>spoiler

DEVILISH!

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>>16542113
[spoilerI was being sarcastic about the secret area.[/spoiler]
You know, Deviljhos have incredibly high body tempuratures, so they'd be super warm to cuddle up to. I believe the body thing is actually canon in the very little lore of MH
Just be careful, you never know when she'll start roaring and decide to pin you down while you're busy grilling up some Popo Tongues.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never dress your shortstack Elf and P'Orc milkmaids in Holstaur attire

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542129
An oppai Alice sounds great.

She'd be completely innocent to why boys are staring at her massive chest cannons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542134
Going to take the Elf Barmaid upstairs to my inn room for the night.

Work off some of the stress built up from adventuring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542135
Exactly.
I'd love her to sit in my lap and ask why everyone looks at her weird, wondering if she looks ugly so I can assure her she's cute and then start groping that chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542118
Well, good then. I'm sure it will lead to much more fulfilling times.
>>16542121
Beautiful, big, bountiful, bouncy and bursting with blueberry milk
>>16542125
God what I would give.
>>16542131
GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD! I MAKE PEOPLE FEEL MOMENTARILY UNCOMFORTABLE ON THE INTERNET! MAHAHAHA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542145
>Spoiler

Does it actually taste like blueberries?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542145
Do they grow bigger the longer she spends without someone milking those?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542151
Aye, and with a tinge of a taste like liquor that lets you know the corruption's hittin. She's QUITE proud of it.
>>16542157
You bet your sweet ass they do.

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>>16542132
>Deviljhos have incredibly high body tempuratures
That fact alone makes it worth it to live in the tundra with one

>Just be careful, you never know when she'll start roaring and decide to pin you down while you're busy grilling up some Popo Tongues.
That's what make them so charming, why wait for you to finish grilling popo meat when she can just rip off your clothes and rape you right then and there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542160
oh my i imagine they are hard,sensitive and bursting with milk after several weeks without taking care of,then after the milking they are big and soft pillows to rest your head on

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542162
Just remember that the Volcano has some pretty nice skies and beaches too.
Truly, being a Pickle's grillmaster is not a bad end though.

...If only a Diablos would be satiated so easily, as they only get angry and eat cactus flowers all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541958
>tfw no "IT'S YOUR REALM/EMPIRE TOO" monster girl propaganda poster

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542168
Lawdy, don't even get me started, I don't feel like getting banned. Needless to say they're quite 'versatile'. And she is very- VERY creative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542182
Oh now this topic is bannable? i dont want to get a 3 day vacation again

i guess i will just drop the topic, apologies

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542186
Oh, its not that the topic in general is bannable (to my knowledge).
But the Lady has quite particular tastes. And I know I could spitball and greentext for an hour up to the point that it WOULD be bannable. Or at least annoying to the other folks in the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541317

Good. That's one of my kinks.

Unless she goes for the jugular or something, that'd be kind of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539169
>That Manticore
I'm triggered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542195
In that case i guess i will use my imagination to fill the blanks

gotta put my brain on use

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541951
fuck this is good

[Anonymous No.]

Seems like everyone loves blueberries, what about gRAPE sneks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542227
They are pretty cute. I used to like them more, but now I just find them okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542227
I like ambition and malice, and they have both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542227
I like Blackberry girls, and I'm not talking about that dumb Lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541819
They aren't even blue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542227
I wonder how it feels to get bitten by one. Pleasure so intense you can't help but ahegao on the spot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542234
They can wear blue robes though.
Speaking of which, Blue Mages would probably be the most broken class in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542227
Grape snakes are great but I'd rather chill with the Khepris or even a Sandworm

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me about the Dragons. What are your favorite dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542227
My blueberry would love to trade sinister secrets with a grape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542249
milf/ Christmas Cake dragon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542249
My favorite dragon is my dragon. Wyverns and Ryus are cute too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542249
I only like small Dragons, preferably Black ones, with plenty of delinquent attitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542244
blue mages are the masochist class, you can only get good spells after being hit by once in the face

[Anonymous No.]

What happens when a husband off handedly snaps or yells at his monstergirl wife? How do they handle it? Say he's just had a shit day or some unrelated factor caused him to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542249
If/When KC adds Drakes, will they be the first loli Dragon species?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542265
The ara-ara ones would hug him to calm him down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542249
Gentledom half breed dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542265
Depends on her personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542265
>Guy snaps at his Shoggoth or Kiki maid
>That quiet fear on their face as they clean everything a second or third time and don't know whether they should comfort him or give him space

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542265
Most of 'em might not take it well, and may just be frightened or on the border of crying throughout the day.
Others, well, rape and hatefucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542249
The ones that will pin me down and rape my while whispering sweet nothings into my ear.

>>16542252
>>16542269
Men of practition taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542249
Otohime is my favorite dragon. I can't resist her boobs or dances. Plus if pokemon thought me anything seadragons are very strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542265
She'd cradle him in her arms, stroke his hair and cuddle him until he felt better.
You ever seen a seductive monstergirl use the sad puppy eyes? It'd melt your heart in a second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542265
Oh god I'm imagining someone snapping at their Dorome wife and her looking all shocked and confused and dejected and not-smiling and its killing me inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542277
Being the recipient of physical violence would only make a slime get off

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542249
I like this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>Get home from work
>see I missed all the Tanuki talk today
I want to be the bodyguard/secret husband (even though everyone already knows we're married) to a shortstack Tanuki CEO

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542292
>Dorome
>not-smiling
I think my heart just broke.

[Anonymous No.]

I know you'd all let in the deer.

But would you let in the Unicorn disguised as the deer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542304
>big scared frown
>covers her head with her big hands and crouches down afraid and saddened
>blubbers and sobs that she's sorry for being stupid and whatever she did wrong
Fucking kill me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542227
Would adopt a grapesnake and dick the daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542306
Of course, it's cold outside.

I'll bring her some hot chocolate and some blankets. Poor thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542265
>Anon comes home from work
>His Salamander waifu runs up to him and challenges him to a duel with her tail ablaze and her armor on
>Anon snaps at her
>Her tail audibly sizzles
>she slumps over to another room and the sound of metal clangs against the floor as she lightly cries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542306
Yes. It's not like unicorns can even do anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542328
Don't let her in! She's hiding all the Wendigos beneath her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542329
I'm gonna need two frowney faces for this one

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542332
Too late! They've started spinning and leaping at me when I said I had no stretchy anime meat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542334
It's gonna be one of those nights, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542319
>>16542329
STOP

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542227

They're probably the best lamia, at least for me. I really like them. I like how their profile art makes them look a little crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542341
>Salamander waifu tries jump-starting her tail with a striker
>She's at it for an hour and a half
>Eventually, she sparks up the very tip of her tail
>But it's just dim orange embers
>She grabs a frying pan and tries cooking Anon's favorite food with the fire
>She can barely hold the pan without shaking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542348
they ARE crazy,for husbando thats it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542354
>her falling tears sizzle off the hot pan as she bawls her eyes out, not realizing she's burned the food a long time ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542329
>Anon snaps at his lich wife
>lich doesn't react
>she goes back to her study, but just sits there in front of a closed book blankly staring at the desk

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542354
>>16542361
>>16542363
Give me more, I wanna get sad tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542364
>Mershark jumps out of the water at Anon to welcome him back
>She wraps him in a hug, trying to bite down gleefully on his shoulder
>Anon pushes her off him back into the water, yelling at her to not jump at him like that before storming off
>She just floats there, eyes watering and lip quivering, wondering what she did to make her husband hate her, ragging on herself for being so scary

Fuck, that hurt to write.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542361
Oh God, I didn't even want to cross that boundary, as Salamander are my main jam, but here we are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542356

I'm all for crazy, within reason. They fall into that category.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542364
>Ochimusha pledges her sword to an Anon
>She sees it as her path to regaining the honor she lost on death
>He notices the antiquated quality of the blade, thinking he could get a fine amount of coin for it
>Severs her hands and feet, stealing her daisho, the very soul of her Bushido
>Leaves her crying, wondering why her liege betrayed her again after all those lonely years of wandering the Zipangan countryside
>She'd eventually heal, like she always did, but her honor is forever lost

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542364
>>16542367
>Dragon being overprotective and haughty of Anon as usual
>Something just rubbed him wrong that day, he snaps and tells her he's not just some dumb piece of jewelry to throw on a pile
>as he's slamming the door, he sees her face go from shock to a look of fierce anger
>Panics, thinking she's going to pop off on him
>after a few minutes of nothing happening, goes back in to find her tearfully thrashing at her treasure hoard, berating herself through wailing sobs for all of the 'worthless trash' she's even dared to compare to her most precious anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542227
Oh my, when did .less draw this? It's lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542380
That might be one of those very rare occasions in MGE where a human gets put on the Bad list.
What happens to men that actually achieve that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542385
I was just writting this. Having a Dragon realise that her most precious treasure lost its shine and cracked because of her will probably break her. Imagine the thought of losing her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542364
You asked for this.

>Salamander manages to salvage what she could of the dinner
>She walks to the living room to see if he's there
>He's not
>She hears him taking a shower upstairs
>She walks back dejectedly to the kitchen and puts it in the microwave
>She tries writing on a few post-it notes for him to find it later
>Her shaking hands rip up a few
>When she's done, she walks through the hallway to go outside
>She almost knocks over one of Anons suits of armor
>She grabs a dusty old sword off a shelf and exits the house
>She slumps down in a chair on the porch and cradles the first sword Anon ever bought her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542390
NTR and execution.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542390
They get forcibly married by all the Siths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542249
I've got a preference towards wings, thus I prefer Vanillas and Wyverns to Ryus and Wurms.

I also quite like Undead, so Zombie-Dragons are pretty great too. I'd probably like a DracoLich more than the "Waaaaaarm" sluts though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542390
I'm almost certain a lilim or in very extreme cases the DL herself gets involved to go 'old school' on him in the worst possible way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542390
I don't see what's so wrong about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542367
SHE NEEDS HEADPATS STAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542385
>>16542395
This is not cool anons. Stop. Stop it right now.
pls ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

I need more sadness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542407
Willing maiming/non-sexual sincere violence against your own 'wife' is implied to be one of the things that makes a man irredeemable
The intentional or unintentional dejecting her Bushido, something clearly very important to her which also I'm sure ties into her sexuality, just adds to it.
All monstergirl pussy literally will not even physically allow that anon's penis to enter any more, and he'll probably just be killed on sight with no remorse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542395
Anon is acting like a menopausal cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542395
I did. I have no regrets.

And then it starts to rain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542385
>>16542393
This is too far

Even if I was in a bad mood seeing her so upset would break me, I'd go into the bedroom and berate myself for being such a horrible treasure and husband. Followed by weeping and feeling like she must hate me now, and rightly so.

[Anonymous No.]

>Tfw you had a story idea but can't find it any more even though t was developed to a point that you were sure you wrote it down
The writefairy weeps today

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542424
It would be better instead to apologize. Otherwise both of you are being sad cunts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542418
>wife
It's completely one-sided though. Why should anyone have to be forced to become the husband of an undead basket case?

>>16542421
You would too if your wife tried to get into a fist fight with you every day of your marriage, especially after a shitty day of work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542415
>Yeti decides to cuddle Anon
>Anon is very busy working and the deadline is soon
>Yeti suddenly jumps anon and gives him a big hug
>He pushes her off with quite a bit of strength before telling her to stop already with a cold glare
>So cold that even she started shivering

[Anonymous No.]

>vampirefu pounces on anon after a hard day at work
>throw her off you and hurt her feelings
>she locks herself in her room to give you space
>dont see her until next week due to business trip
>knock her door,but no answer comes
>open it
>she is still there,staring at the floor with her dull eyes
>her eyes red from all the crying,skin lost its gorgeous pale look
>she hasnt showered or ate since that night
>immediatly go by her side and wrap her in a hug saying how much of a idiot you were
>it was never her fault,you would never hate her no matter what she did
>you keep saying sorry until she puts her finger on your lips
>she says "i forgive you" and tells how hurt she felt that night
>hold her waist as you comfort your vampire wife and kiss her all over
>her lovely mischievous smile and eyes return
>despite a week of no feeding she easily pins you
>finally she huskily whispers "now to make up for two weeks of sex husband" as she licks her lips and grabs a fistful of your hair

fin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542414
I'm putting a stop to sad newts for now, it's somehow viscerally tearing me apart
>>16542415
I'm sure other Anons can enable you tonight. I'm gonna need some cigs before I even think about anymore sad inferno iguanas
>>16542421
I'd say he's more like an airport attendant with a broom closet up his ass
>>16542423
I hope you enjoy'd your daily dose of unadulterated misery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542437
Thank you. The sadness is good every once and a while. The rain brings flowers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542435
That's better.

Why is it always a vampire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542415
Just think about the snow girls that find dead guys in the mountain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542445
because apparently i am the only vampireposter here

and sad stuff makes me depressed, i dont like it one bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542451
I was about to say
This is fast becoming the go to cliche 'we need sad MG stories' post

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542442
Sometimes, it's best to get this kind of stuff out of the system, it at least gives a bit of variety, in a heavily morbid sense.
The worst part is though that considering my own attitude towards people, I worry that if by some grace of God MGs come to exist, I might pull some dumb shit on my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542428
But what if she was really angry and wouldn't take an apology? She would probably hate me now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542390
He gets made to solve the LeMarchande Box.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542465
Well my opening move on my waifu is force her to orgasm, so don't feel too much like the odd one here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542464
I still feel really bad for posting it. Everytime I think about the white horns I just want to tell them it's going to be alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542364
>>16542415
>anon comes home to his wight waifu
>she's being ironically haughty at him and expects playful banter
>anon has had a bad day, and this time out of nowhere he snaps and tells her he doesn't want to deal with her shit
>her smile and optimism: gone
>anon storms off
>wight secludes herself while thinking if she's always got on his nerves, if she's not beautiful enough, if she's not proper enough
>if maybe everyone would've been better off if she stayed as a zombie

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542431
Don't make Yetis mad, they'll get hugs one way or another

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542479
I mean, that's one way to have a first meeting.
Personally, I'd try do like in that one V-J Day picture of the sailor kissing his wife. Well, if my waifu doesn't beat me to it any ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542479
My plot is this.

An elaborately and intricately planned out first date, with every step planned out and scheduled well in advance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542427
Bummer, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542485
She's right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542488
That's pretty adorable to picture.
>>16542492
Guessing she's an Anubutt

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, considering hiring a former warrior monster girl as a body guard.

In this day and age, combat skills aren't as highly prized as they once were and a lot of salamanders, jinkos, hinizumi, and more are having a tough time finding 'clients' to keep safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542522
>Having a bodyguard
What are you, some kind of scrub?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542525
See, this is why you have a bunch of drunk jinkos in bars, no one thinks of hiring people because they're seen as 'weak'.
Everyone knows the boss needs a miniboss before him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542525

I bet he thinks we summon phantoms for boss fights too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542517
In hindsight, the picture is kinda accurate considering she's a fire newt. Mind you, it'd be funny to see a guy holding an MG a whole foot higher than him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542528
Dealing with monster girls is a giant pain in the ass, especially washed up ones like those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542517
>Guessing she's an Anubutt
No prizes for the obvious anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542536
Well, I guess I found the order member.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542536
Lighten up Jotaro

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542540
Im sure your waifu will appreciate your rigidness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542525
Anon, think of all the jinko and salamader vets just being lonely and drinking to fill the void. They just want to protect someone for once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542541
Wrong.

>>16542544
But I hate the sea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542486
can't escape from the hug of a dire yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542504
That's terrible anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542405
>Completely irredeemable Anon encounters the Demon Lord. Aside from the fact that her charm magic makes her irresistible, he can also feel the pure, unbridled anger she feels for him.
>Gets lead to one of the deepest, darkest dungeons in the castle, the very air clammy and cold like a sepulcher.
"You've committed quite the heresy, your judgment awaits you in the pool."
>There's a pool of pure black water, still standing and as wide as a vast bed in front of him. Looking into the depths, he sees his own distorted reflection. Gets cocky thinking it's one of those "Know thyself" introspection tests.
>That's when he notices a pair of yellow eyes staring back up at him, his blood running ice cold in his veins.
>Slowly, a female shape rises out of the water, dressed head to toe in chains. Her skin a dark blue color, covered in scars forming patterns.
>She stands at least a foot taller than Anon, her presence making him sweat bullets. He'd only ever heard tell of the Kytons, the Ladies of Pain.
"I have your leave?"
>Anon's panicking, looks back at the Demon Lord for mercy. Her eyes are like a dead fish's. She nods.
>Cupping his chin in one slender hand, the Kyton's tongue snakes into his mouth, threatening to turn his legs into gelatin as her chains begin to wrap around his arms and legs, pulling him closer to the edge of the pool.
"It's been so long since I've had a fresh easel. There is much for you to see, and EXPERIENCE."
>The only sound the Demon Lord can hear after she closes the door behind her is a soft whimpering and the gentle sloshing of the disturbed water.
>Heresy would not be permitted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542555
>Anon snaps on a dire yeti after having a bad day
>She hugs him, stroking his hair until he calms down

[Anonymous No.]

>>16526834
>>16526847
>>16526858
https://files.catbox.moe/esgblk.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542547
what if i declare i will protect that veteran jinko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542568
Das lewd.

Mershark version when

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542569
She'd, for the first time in ages, feel something stir in her heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542568
I love that pic.
Plus the lewd Lich is great too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542568
good shit GOOD shit that is some good shit right there

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542575
then i would gently rub her fluffy ears (with permission of course) and hold her paw

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542568
Damn, hot.

Latenight draw my waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542568
How much does it cost to get you to draw more penguin pictures? Seriously, those are too cute for my heart. Your liches are really good, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542583
Hold it hard anon, and dream of healing a vet MG, as I will when I crahs and burn in few minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542568
God dammit latenight you magnificent bastard. i need your imgur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542568
>filename
>your Penguin Harpy daughteru will never say that to you while snuggling up to you on the couch after a day at the park
I have transcended sadness and gone straight to despair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542522
Bub, if I were to hire one of them, she'd be bored out of her mind. I'm not exactly in the profession where I need protection.
I'd probably do it anyways because I'm a sucker for healing. I wouldn't be able to pick, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16541542
https://youtu.be/N4d7Wp9kKjA
I want a Gandharva dressed as Bowie

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542591
AFTER that i will politely invite her to watch movies

and after the movies i will invite her to spend a night in ny home ending with both of us sleeping tight embracing each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542545
The fact is that I'm not.

Thus the effort to actually put in some rigidity and structure to try and impress her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542568
Those pengs are dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542364
>Hellhound met her now husband, Anon, at the birthplace of modern romance
>The bar
>Explains one night that typically her kind chooses their mate, and hunts them down
>Says she wants to experience the thrill of hunting anon down
>Anon says he's always wanted to try "Roughing it" in the woods
>Decides he'll go out camping, try to hide himself, and let her hunt him down
>She boasts that Hellhound's have impeccable senses of smell
>Says she'll find him in no time at all
>Anon leaves a few hours ahead to give himself time to trek out into the woods and set up camp
>It's just beginning to snow
>After a few hours Hellhound heads out
>She easily finds his scent in bushes he's walked through and trees he's bumped into
>Before long she finds a very basic shelter made from the branches of pine trees next to what looked like a small fire, or an attempt at one
>Anon is curled up underneath
>She pounces
>"Gotcha!"
>He doesn't react
>"Come on, don't tell me you're a heavy sleeper!"
>She gives him a nudge
>His body feels rigid and cold to touch, even with the warm gear on
>"Anon?"
>"Come on this isn't funny, man."
>She rolls him over, his face is blue
>The fire in her eyes dwindle
>She clutches Anon and starts crying uncontrollably at the realization of what has happened
>"It's all my fault..."

[Anonymous No.]

How do you think MGs would react to an anon who couldn't create any spirit energy or absorb any demonic energy because being on earth and Earth having an iron core (thus making the planet one giant anti-magic orb)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542568
That is adorable.

That link is lewd as all hell and I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542613
OVER THE LINE
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[Anonymous No.]

>>16542613
Would you look at the time? It's time to get absolutely shitfaced off moonshine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542564
>There's a pool of pure black water, still standing and as wide as a vast bed in front of him. Looking into the depths, he sees his own distorted reflection. Gets cocky thinking it's one of those "Know thyself" introspection tests.
This is what I thought when I saw the MACUSA Execution Chamber in Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them.

But no, it turned out it just dissolves or disintegrates whatever touches it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542615
>Humans from Earth are anti-magic
I love this idea so much.

>Evil monstergirl tries to flash incubize anon with a concentrated surge of DE.
>Makes the Enel face when he absolutely no-sells it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542613
continue please but with a happy ending

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542622
>Evil monstergirl tries to flash incubize anon with a concentrated surge of DE.
>anon just starts spray painting his body purple

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542613
Then she gets over it and finds a new husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542613
>HELLhound finds anon ded
You know where he is, doggo.
You know where you must go.
You know what you must do.
https://youtu.be/zZMg9ryeWOw

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542633
what happens if anon is one of the rare souls that goes to heaven?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542624
I'd have to rewrite it for it to be a happy end though!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542622
Image if it's a lilim that's trying to do this do. The reaction of her and her subordinates would be hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542641
Miracle Max[ine] disagrees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542628
>"Wh-what are you doing?"
>Can't you see? I'm an incubus now, that means I've gotta be purple.
>"Incubi aren't purple you idiot! Speaking of which, WHY AREN'T YOU SOAKING IN YOUR OWN AROUSAL RIGHT NOW? I JUST HIT YOU WITH ENOUGH CONCENTRATED DEMONIC ENERGY TO INCUBIZE A SMALL CITY!"
>Oh but I am an Incubus, as incubus as it gets.
>"...You're mocking me."
>Took you this long to notice? And what's with that look? What're you gonna do, glare me to death?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542643
Imagine Enel's reaction to Luffy no-selling his powers except it's a Lilim and about 10 well armed and skimpily armored Succubi.
>"I'm sorry, was that supposed to do something?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542645
Sounds like something big mama mg would tell to her children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542568
This makes me want to see underwater sex with a sea bishop
Where whenever you're running low on air, she goes and kisses you deeply to give you some air

[Anonymous No.]

So if you get a blowjob from a Mershark and she bites down, that's a good thing, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542651
The good news is that anon's immunity to her magic and any DE based buffs she has means that her evil plans are halted.
The bad(?) news is that now anon's got a Mayadere Lilim head over heels for him stalking him everywhere he goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542654
A Mershark's gotta mark what's hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542654
As an expert in Mersharks, yes. It's like being dosed with manticore venom in a very concentrated area. Your dick's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542654
That ass and those thighs are a good thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542654
Your dick basically becomes a firehose, so if you like facefucking yes. It's a great thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542657
>spoiler
Some anons have all the luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542670
>Anon has to deal with her and her retinue all hiding outside his window and masturbating while he sleeps.
>They think he doesn't notice.
>He does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542651
Anon becomes their version of a monster, something you tell to children when they start behaving badly. Combine his magic immunity with a tendacity to kick MGs in the crotch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542696
That's when you leave your blinds open one night, stick yourself with a Manticore barb and just go to town on yourself and see how long it takes for one of them to snap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542698
I think it'd be more of a flick on the forehead or in some cases a firm chop.
Kicking in the crotch seems a bit too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542702
I suppose biological stuff like Manticore Venom would still work on humans from earth since it's not magic.
Potions and Alchemy might still work too.
Spells and Incubization though? Worthless.
And it won't be long before Anon wakes up to the sight of the Lilim and her Succubus elite guard crammed under his sheets molesting his morning wood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542568
Unf

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542703
Back hand slap. Although I think that anon the 'cuntpunter' is silly and funny though. He takes on any job just to complete his one goal in life. To cuntpunt all the MGs in the world and gods as well.

[Anonymous No.]

Greenland mersharks are the ultimate CCs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542714
Sounds pretty HFY to me.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it too much to ask for some big matronly Automaton titty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542727
is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542716
Then what wold be whale mersharks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542732
BBW

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542731
Praise science

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542718
It seems more like exaggeration of what he did. It's a "scare the kids into not being little shits" sorta thing after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542732
Feminist tumblrites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542718
I'd just call it "stupid."

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>>16542718
I just imaging that.
>Chief god brings anon to heaven for doing the one thing that countless heroes has failed, to kick the DL and her husband in their respective baby makers.
>The chief god asks about granting a boon.
>Anon stands still for three seconds, then starts approaching.
>Chief god starts panicking has the realization of what anon is about to preform.
>Cries out for her guards.
>Guards have noped out awhile ago.
>To this day, you can hear the chief god cry on a special day called 'that fucker anon kicked goddess in the gential region.' day.

[Anonymous No.]

Quack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542741
The two are synonymous

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>>16542734
>>16542740
Fuck you. Whale sharks are chubby, not fat! And it isn't her fault that all she does is shitpost on /hbg/ and play tabletop RPGs with her sisters.

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>>16542615
I've actually wondered this myself.

So, as far as I can tell the main reason monstergirls are inherently attracted to human men is because men naturally produce spirit energy. Does this mean that monstergirls would be naturally less attracted to men who produce less spirit energy?

Would this mean that in your example monstergirls would barely find themselves attracted in us? Or would they simply not be attracted to us at all? Given that we don't produce spirit energy, would they even consider us human?

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>>16542759
Since spirit energy is just vitality and is concentrated in bodily fluids or something like that I'm pretty sure we'd have it. Hell since we can't access magic at all maybe it'd be even more potent.
But Demonic Energy is right out when it comes to us.

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>>16542752
I imagine they're also a foot or two taller than the average human. I bet she eats large quantities of bite sized food too, inhaling bag after bag of chips in one sitting. Perfect for lazing around with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542791
Even still. There's go to be some people who produce less or lower quality, and this does beg the question if monstergirls are less interested in these people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16536747
I wouldn't. I'm not into furry porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542798
Gotta keep in mind that some monstergirls are in it for the love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542794
You're doin things to me man
I wanna lay on that beeg gorl

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542808
Pfft. As if.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542794
I would totally start a Let's Play channel with her on DanukTube.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542823
I want to cuddle up with a monstergirl and stream us playing human video games on the monstergirl equivalent of Twitch.
I'm gonna spring a spooky game on her in an attempt to get her to cuddle up closer only for me to be the one who gets scared!

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>>16542798
>There's go to be some people who produce less or lower quality
Incubi produce it better than everyone, so that's not really an issue.

[Anonymous No.]

pastebin.com/TH5TPdcV

The sad talk a bit earlier inspired me write something quick, so here it is.

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>>16542654
Anon let me make this clear: there is nothing, NOTHING more dangerous in this world than a shark on a feeding frenzy.
Just because her victim gives her what she wants does not mean she will stop.
Just because her victim is empty does not mean she will stop.
Begging and pleading will not get her to stop.
Hitting her in the nose a few times will not dissuade her mouth from its captive member.

You need to understand that once she gets a taste, her mind and capability of rational thought has completely left. She might feel guilty afterwards, but during an attack she is going to take what she wants and then some.

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>>16542848
Fuck man. That was heavy.

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>>16542823
>>16542839
>do a livestream with a webcam catching you from the waist up
>people in the comments start asking where you got that weird chair with the abnormally large head rest
>"What chair? You mean my girlfriend?"
>the comments start blowing up when her arms come up and wrap around you
I bet it's even better to sit in her lap because of how plush her thighs are

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>>16542856
She'd be in my lap in my case.
Cute short Demon girlfriend.
And the crowd would probably be Monstergirls who have no idea what human games are like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542848
>There is a possibility that your Kitsune wife will outlive you
I do not like this proposition

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>>16542864
And now the true reason why I question people's unwillingness to become an incubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542848
Very good, anon. I often worry about such a scenario with my own kitsune waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542654
I wanna eat that booty like sunday brunch

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>>16542869
I will take as much DE as it takes to live with her for as long as we can
and then some more for good measure

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>>16542869
I would lose my humanity for my wife. So what? I'd rather live a happy life with her then give her hundred more years of loneliness.

And i highly doubt a dragon would let her treasure die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542869
Because I don't want to become one.

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>>16542869
At this point, it's simply out of spite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542869
Too many perceived disadvantages, and of course many people, such as myself, don't like the idea of giving up our humanity so easily.

Also, there are other ways to extend your lifespan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539574
Zombies and Oomukade. The power of codependent cuddles is overwhelming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542877
Or lack of knowledge.
Like how you actually physically don't have a fucking choice in the matter if you have any sort of regular sex with a MG. That little detail often gets overlooked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542881
Abstinence it is then.

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>>16542878
>disadvantages
You're gonna have to name them, because I've never really been given much reason to care.

>>16542881
Well, unless they are a succubus-family MG it's going to be very gradual without magical aid such as potions.

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>>16542849
The piranha loli feeding frenzy would be exquisite. They're like the redcaps of the sea, and rarely travel alone.

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>>16542849
I don't know, man. Rubbing a shark's nose can cause it's brain to overload with sensory information, leaving them temporarily paralyzed. I bet if I engaged in some heavy petting with a Mershark, she would be incapacitated by the waves of pleasure rushing through her head.

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>>16542860
>spoiler
Better not play RE7 then.

>>16542856
Whale Mershark girls best player two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542884
Brainwashing, the loss of free will, and the part where your body starts changing to fit your waifus tastes without your consent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542884
That's another thing. People treat it like one day you're gonna just suddenly nut and you'll hear the Demon Lord cackling in your ear as your soul is sucked out and you lose your sanity and all that.
Was there a different description in the original setting stuff that implied anything more than the tame explanation of what incubi are now? That's all I can think of as where all the misconceptions are coming from.

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>>16542892
>Brainwashing
Citation needed
>The loss of free will
Citation needed
>Body changes to fit your waifu's tastes without your consent
Thank goodness we can resist becoming more attractive or making our significant others feel more satisfied!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16539574
The first one who'd bother to give me the time of day.

Desperation is a dangerous thing...

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>>16542892
And I quote, "After one has changed into an incubus, the mind also changes so that one's values become nearer to those of the monsters, but compared to monsterization, even if only a little bit, human-like values from the period when one was a human will remain." In other words you'll have inclinations to what your waifu likes, but you still retain your senses.

The closest thing that I can find is the next bit "However, the values and thoughts of an incubus, a being that became a monster's prisoner so much so that it altered the nature of his mind and body, will change to become eager to have sex with monsters." Which merely implies that you're going to be hornier.

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>>16542892
>Brainwashing, the loss of free will
Except not, you melodramatic fuck.
The changes are:
>MGs turn you on more
>Sex doesn't get stale

>the part where your body starts changing to fit your waifus tastes without your consent
>looks almost don't change at all compared to when one was human. Monsters don't care very much about the attractiveness of a man's face, so in most cases there are no changes whatsoever.
The only time there is a change is when you are so fat or feeble that it becomes a problem.

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>>16542904
All looked at, in this case, from the lens of the decidedly prudish and over-reacting wandering scholar, so extra grains of salt should be applied

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542568
Can you draw a penguin loli one day?

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>>16542907
Anon is very proud of his fat rolls and inability to perform any mildly strenuous activity for more than five minutes, don't threaten his humanity man!

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>>16542908
Well, he's open minded by the setting's human standards.

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>>16542872
I'm glad you liked it, and I often think about that kind of thing, too. It's not much fun to write something like that, but I felt that a story that was kind of happy and sad at the same time was the best way to go about it.

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>>16542910
I want to politely tell a Jub Jub to leave me be.

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>>16542889
>Better not play RE7 then.
That seems like more of a reason to do it.
Though I'd be the one having big freakouts over some of the crazy shit.
Meanwhile my Demon girlfriend would react in more of a "ha ha fucking brutal" sort of way.

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>>16542914
True. But he still as someone poignantly mentioned earlier is framed as a vaguely hyperbolic narrator when it comes to the objective truth of the nature of monsters.

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>>16542916
That's easy anon, you just have to find a stump first.

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>>16542922
You can't keep getting away with this.

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>>16541310
Curse my Tanuki girl fetish. She's the reason why I'm trying to pursue a career in accounting. No joke
>man I like Tanuki girls
>maybe as a way to get closer to them I should take up accounting as a career
>Wait a minute I actually like accounting

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>>16542922
>that shading around her face and horns
>that wet shirt
>that texture of the bones/scales
Goddamn has your technical skill improved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542922
Holy shit, Barb's faces are getting sexier

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542889
>playing Mortal Kumbat 6 against your Whale Shark gf
>you've almost have her beat for the 10th match in a row when you're suddenly flattened against the floor
>she's trying to smother you with her meaty body while whittles your character's health away
>she doesn't notice her skin is scratching you up until she feels your dick trying to impregnate her navel
>you both spend the rest of the afternoon having sex like animals

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542922
Does she have TWO sets of horns?
That's some hot shit right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542927
So do you want a chubby shortstack Tanuki to make you sit in her chair and let her ride your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542922
Seeing as the scales look kind of like bone, she kind of looks like a hybrid Lich/Zombie Dragon schoolgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542922
>Barb starts playing FFXIV
>Immediately draws his character
I wish I could do this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542944
You can, it just wont look like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542946
Okay let me rephrase.

I wish I could do it WELL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542938
>Extra big whale shark girl
>she's trying to smother you with her meaty body
>feels your dick trying to impregnate her navel

STOP I CAN FEEL IT TAKING OVER ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542922
I wish Barb would draw some Garo armor or Monstergirls in Garo armor for that recent event.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542900
>>16542904
>>16542907
Transformation into an Incubus
>"Their thoughts and values change, all becoming centered around having sex with monsters."
>"... even if only a little bit, human-like values from the period when one was a human will remain."
>"One's lust will swell up like that of the monsters, and disgust towards monsters and sex, etc. will have long since disappeared, and one will change so that he aggressively desires sex with monsters. "
>"... one's sense of time, and values concerning work and recreation will also change so that it becomes more convenient to live with monsters."
These are hardly insignificant mental changes. It straight up says that any negative feelings towards monsters in general will completely disappear. Furthermore, all of your values will change to be convenient to living with a monstergirl, and only a small portion of your human values will remain.

No matter how you look at it this is brainwashing, certainly the loss of much of your free will.

As for body changes, I don't think I need to post any examples. But needless to say, maybe your waifus favourite body type is not your favourite body type. For example if she's into shotas, well I guess you're a shota now and there's nothing you can do about it. Same thing applies if she's into fat old men, because that's now your body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542940
>can't focus on work because she's constantly fidgeting
>can't focus on dick because she's busy reviewing everyone's work to make sure it's correct

This is the best/worst type of edging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542911
Nice projection there bud. But no, your personal attacks fall quite short.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542951
I think he just started/resumed playing, so I doubt he's anywhere close to End Game PvP.

[Anonymous No.]

This is your Elf for today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542962
Where's the one I had yesterday?

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>>16542915
Well, it is something people need to consider given a number of monsters tend to live longer than the average human. Although, in my case I should be more concerned about premature death due to occupational hazards or negative externalities related to my occupation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542965
Well isn't that your responsibility?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542954
Well the brilliant thing about MamaJama is, that it will try and pair couples whose fetishes mesh well.

If you don't like shota stuff, I doubt you would end up with an MG who does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542968
I don't know? Where's my old one? Why was I given a new one?

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>>16542962
Her chains bug me. They don't actually look very restraining, and there aren't an equal amount of links between the arms and on the neck part. Plus, she is wearing them in a nice dress.

Explain your asymmetrical, bondage-but-not-binding fetish elf..

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>>16542975
She's a high class slave Elf. Her chains are symbolic of her caste, but don't restrain her from performing her duties.

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>>16542973
If you have an Elf then you should care for it properly, anon. Ordering a new one a day after you misplaces your old one seems like the actions of a person who cooks a big meal for lunch and throw two thirds of it away, then cooks another big meal for dinner and does the same,

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542983
>Anon's old elf after finding out anon forgot about her
Why would you do this to such a qt, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542962
Why is she dressed like a goddess?

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>>16542969
You say that, but given the implications and assumptions of the setting I highly doubt many monstergirls would turn a man away simply because he isn't their ideal body type. After all, wasn't a major focus of MGE that men are scare compared to monstergirls and they have to take what they can get and not afford to be very picky?

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>>16542954
Looking over the quotes I somehow have the sinking feeling that this whole MG thing is a gross allegory for love and marriage, particularly the ideal marriage. All those changes are analogous to the ones that someone goes through in love life.

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>>16542983
But I didn't order this new one. You gave her to me. I can only assume you took my old one. Was there a recall?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542988
The horrors of bureaucracy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542962
WRONG!
THIS is my Elf. There are many others like her, but this one is mine!

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>>16542954
You become more like them, but you are still you. It's more like a second puberty.
And you still have free will. That, or you don't even have free will right now with all those funny things like hormones.

I also like how you completely ignored the section on body changes.

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>>16542987
By gross do you mean like an unrefined parallel to married life or gross as in disgusting and unappealing?

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>>16542987
That's fine and all if it's the result of internal realizations and growing/changing as a person due to differing and new experiences. But being an explicit external change that's forced on you by magic makes it not okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542994
Like an unrefined parallel

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542986
Not sure where you got that. MGs are a small population compared to humans. There are plenty of humans to go around.

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>>16542954
What you have quoted (and notably cherrypicked to leave out the contextual bits before in some parts or straight up misrepresented) and what you've inferred from that following said quotes are very misaligned and appear to be deliberately seeking for a reason to, no pun intended, demonize the entire process way beyond the overall sensibility and feel of both the setting and the given information in question. I'm done with this argument. The facts are all there for people to see in full on the wiki in their complete (translated) context. Clearly many people see it naturally with no argumentation from outside parties as something that isn't nearly as dire as you and others make it out to be, although of course there are people that naturally see it more in the way you've listed as well. However, I will reiterate that the overall feeling of the setting and the context lens through which one views it has a major impact on how I one should interpret it. In short, if you're looking for something to upset you, you'll probably find it. However, most rational people don't seem to be doing that, and as such have no issues with the given materials.

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>>16542969
>that it will try and pair couples whose fetishes mesh well.

Not him but this isn't true. A monster's standards on average are "guy that doesn't run screaming out of my cave after I rape him" excepting a few with specific requirements. Mamanobama just makes you love every bit of whoever you wind up with.

What's the most interesting thing that doesn't get brought up much is that means your favorite monster just becomes the one that gets you first. Be a mofu slut? If some sneaky lamia gets you first and incubizes you, you'll forget all about those fluffy tails you used to love so much.

So even if you already like monsters, that's pretty insidious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543003
Or your lamia grows some fluff. They change too, after all.

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>>16542996
Yes but the magic is the allegory for the internal realizations, kind of like a mask for it. I mean if you think about it, the overcoming your disgust and inhibitions towards her and growing to desire sex with her is the allegory for falling in love. This in turn can cause someone to change their values, even if only slightly, as sacrifices are made for the sake of the relationship and eventual marriage. The whole changing of work ethic etc etc is allegorical for discussing these kinds of things with your wife all under the guise of magic for the sake of the fantasy setting.
Tl;dr: we're being strung along on a giant ruse cruise

[Anonymous No.]

Which Undead girl has the best ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542959
Bummer

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>>16543000
Actually, it really isn't as cherrypicked as you are insinuating. For example, the very first quote is taken directly from World Book I when it talks about the mental changes of Incubisation, and it that's pretty much ALL it says about the mental changes of Incubisation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542987
>Written by a guy who lives in a society where romance is dead
>The men are all consumed by escapism
>The women are all gold digging whores
>People in general are crushed by a fixation upon the daily grind
You think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543008
Fitness Ghouls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543008
Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16542986
That's completely wrong. Monsters are very, very scarce compared to men.
>>16542996
You are actively trying to make things darker than they are intended to be in the setting. Mamono Mana and the 'process' of relationships with monstergirls have always been a tongue in cheek explanation of the 'power of love' or idealized love in general. It's not a hard-set tabletop setting, it is a fluff cheesecake background on which to prop up the concept of a world of horny monstergirls.

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>>16543003
Im not saying it's that rigid. Mamano works in the background, altering fate and probability based on sexual desires.

That anon wouldn't run into a horny, unmarried snake, before he ran into horny mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543003
Welcome to the Monster part of Monster Girls, my man. They're (sexual) predators.
You don't want to get taken by a girl you don't like? You've got to work for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543008
Either Wights or Liches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543008
Muscle Lich has a nice, toned bottom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543008
Jiangshi

[Anonymous No.]

Ochimusha are for sexual bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543007
>>16543020
I always thought the cute winking point of 'mamono mana' was obvious. I have, once again, underestimated the power of weaponized autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543026
>no muscle girl to do squats ass to grass over my face, holding her sweaty crotch inches from my mouth
why does god not hear my pleas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543022
Doesn't that just indicate that no free will exists in the setting then? I mean, that in itself isn't too horrible since there's nothing that can be done about it, so you may just as well live your life. But, that still isn't a pleasant thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543029
I am not a clever man

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543008
All

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543029
It would make sense, if it weren't for that fact that mamonomana is explicitly stated to be an actual thing that does corrupt people and their values. Just look at what happens when women get corrupted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543027
agreed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543032
It just means that KCs setting, and by extension Mamano, operates on anime rules/rule of cool.

You'll get your happy ending eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543028
>"I-is a maid costume really necessary for protecting you, master? And what about these slits in the cloth?"
>Spend all your public meetings with her in your laps and your hands buried in her hidden slits, molesting her from inside her clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543032
>>16543035
Mamono
Mana
Is
An
Allegory
For
Love
It's a very obvious, or apparently not, tongue in cheek reference to 'power of love' and how in a fantasy setting or a perfect world love would just make things work out for you
It's explicit purpose every time it shows up is to remind the reader 'yeah don't think too hard about this, it turns out however it will make you most happy. Don't sweat the details, love will find a way'.
This, of course, has led to people thinking very long and hard about the details every time it comes up, deducing that clearly free will must not exist in the setting and that love is truly impossible.
I'm about to have a hernia here.

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>>16543022
>Mamano works in the background, altering fate and probability based on sexual desires.

No it doesn't. You're confusing the patented KC reader self-insert happy ending guarantee with mamano mana.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543052
I still don't know what that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543037
The fact is, I am not okay with my body changing, for better or worse, against my will and without my consent. The same goes for my values and beliefs, I am not okay with them being externally altered by magic bullshit in any way. I don't care how many supposed benefits there are to becoming an incubus, and how "totally not a big deal" the physical and mental changes are. I am simply not okay with becoming an incubus.

Remember how that one anon stated how he was against becoming an incubus out of spite? That's how I feel as well. The more people try to convince me incubisaton is so great, the less I'm willing to listen to them and the more stubborn I'm becoming on this topic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543053
She's a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543058
Well, I'm gonna slap your wife's ass at your funeral then

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543060
What species? Some sort of hybrid beast?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543058
Suit yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543045
Sounds more like poor worldbuilding and writing to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543045
Not him but you're being silly. Monsters don't even understand love how we do. To them lust and love is the same thing, which is what causes a lot of their bizarre mindset. KC straight up states it in multiple sources.

I understand you have a pet idea you think is clever but you couldn't be farther from the mark. Mamano mana doesn't have any deeper meaning than a plot device and a vehicle for KC's deepseated corruption fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543068
KC didn't ask for this shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543071
He honestly did the second he started expanding everything with worldguides instead of just profiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543045
>allegory

lets all just pretend that's not just a made up word and concept for high school lit class and realize that you fags are seriously discussing a japanese fetish artist's rudimentary doujin plot.

jesus christ you guys

[Anonymous No.]

Just stop replying to the faggot. He's obviously trying to stir shit up by applying /tg/ logic where it doesn't belong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543078
Which one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543077
Not him but thats a pretty common word, desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543078
I admittedly fall for it too many times

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543078
And then there's this guy. The one who shows up to tell people to stop replying after the discussion is over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543077
>just a made up word
Okay Cletus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543083
There's always one or two people that throw out edgy bait about how becoming an incubus is throwing away your free will, or how the demon lord is dooming the world, or how referencing how they have the TRUE idea of the setting in mind because they see it for the serious gritty thing that it is and people such as themselves won't sacrifice their humanity etc etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543063
Dick move desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16540054
It was basically a slideshow, here's an article with the pictures and the story.
https://www.thedodo.com/port-jackson-shark-cuddle-2188722950.html

[Anonymous No.]

Let's talk about Digital Monster Girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543093

yeah, your wife moves my dick, for sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543093
Well given my choice I'll certainly have plenty of dick to go around

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543096
At least post something different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543098
>>16543099
>Wanting used goods
Fucking shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543027
Ah of course, how could I forget those hips.

I'd happily have a Jiangshi as a homestay if it meant giving their bodies massages each day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543105
She clearly wasn't 'used' much if at all if he resisted incubization
Besides, my 'values will have changed so much' that I won't really give a shit
She'll be in good hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543110
They can't keep getting away with this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543027
>>16543036
>>16543110
Severely underrated

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543119
Jiangshi would be perfect for thicc art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543065
Yes, part dog and part human. Ed...ward...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543130
Good ideas by smart people volume 1 right there

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543131
>That spoiler
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543131
Oh hi Mr. Tucker!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543092
>edgy bait

It's literally the setting. The only difference is perspective. KC's perspective is "If people are happy who cares how you got there and what is human?" Not everyone shares that view so of course there's going to be disagreement when those things come up.

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>>16543131
Meh. She looks more like a cross between a White tiger, a Wolverine, a Platypus, and an Antelope.

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>>16543130
Something lewd involving extensive thigh massages and aftewards a 'test' to make sure everything's flexible.

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>>16543131
I thought she was a tapir or something.

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>>16543130
>>16543152
It's reasonable to assume that after fucking for a while, Jiangshi become expert dickriders right? What with the whole 'they keep loosening up and moving more and more lasciviously'
I bet just seeing them gyrate after they've 'warmed up' is diamond inducing.

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>>16543166
A fully warmed up Jiangshi is full pornstar mode, they also moan and breath loudly and like crazy

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>>16543166
>I bet just seeing them gyrate after they've 'warmed up' is diamond inducing.
Imagine all the soft jiggly bits bouncing.

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>>16543166
>You will never by a masseuse for Undead Girls who need to warm up and stretch to help with their rigor mortis.

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>>16543176
Now this sounds like a cool idea.

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>>16543170
>>16543171
>Starts off monotone grunting as she rigidly bounces on your dick
>by the end of it is feeling up her jiggly tits while perfectly alternating between jackhammering her thick ass and gyrating her hips and abdomen mesmerizingly all over your dick like she was raised by a lamia tribe, all while erotically moaning out that pet name she has for you that could make a succubus blush
>Even after you finish and she collapses on top of you she cuddles like a pro, still breathily whispering sweet nothings in your ear and tantalizing your skin with her nimble fingers and squeezing her silky smooth flesh against you
>wake up in the morning to a deadpan stare and a monotone, yet loving, grunt as you roll her rigid body out of bed
A best

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>>16543188
Gonna help unleash a shy Lich's inner sex goddess!

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I want an Ochimusha bodyguard that was assigned to me before I was even born.

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>Jiiii~

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>>16543213
Why would you need a bodyguard?

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Just spent the day watching all of Overlord with my friend. The fact that Albedo does not exist in this world fills me with an unknowable rage.

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>>16542965
Dead. You forgot to feed her. Semen doesn't count as food.

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>>16543216
>Yes, G comes after F. Now what comes after M?

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>>16543218
A young boy needs to stay safe in a world full of monster girls!

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>>16543219
Entoma is better.

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>>16543219
Hmm, yes.
>>16543222
>NIH!

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>>16543218
Because he's from an influential family or some shit?
I honestly just want to see more cute Ochimusha stuff since a good chunk of them were warriors who were resurrected as monstergirls. I wanna see a samurai girl who suddenly wakes up as an undead monstergirl and meets somebody she never would've been able to meet otherwise.

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>>16543221
But if my elf is now an elf-zombie, semen does count as food!

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>>16543224
Solution is my girl

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>>16543219
I highly recommend the LN.

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>>16543228
Man just imagine walking around and then suddenly being assaulted by an Elf-Zombie.
>Thick thighs
>Wide hips
>Plump ass and tits
>All the dickthirst of an elf and the cuddlelust of a zombie equals a girl who pins you to the floor and cuddlerapes you senseless.
>And eventually she's become a super haughty and super cuddly Elf-Wight.

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>>16543234
Highly tempted to track down some scans. Apparently, Albedo decides to go full yan and murder any of the other players they find behind Ainz' back?

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Gonna skullfuck a zombie until she turns into a wight.

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>>16543235
>Spend a whole year suspicious that there is too much intelligence in your elf-zombie's eyes and actions.
>Turns out she wighted a few years back and didn't want to give up the waaaaaarm

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>>16543245
Please do not skullfuck the zombies.
Throatfuck them instead.

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>>16543252
That's how you get Ghouls though.

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>>16543249
You'd think that the fact that her thighs, tits, hips and ass got bigger would've tipped you off.

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>>16543241
Albedo a good girl she dindu nuffin bout to get her life back on track she jus need mo Ainzdick fo dem programmed feelings
It's not too hard to find translations online, one of the regulars in the OL threads on /a/ is the guy that's the main translator and he keeps up on it
It's a ride though. Get ready for some dark shit at points while Ainz and his Merry band of Yes-men literally accidentally take over the world with an iron fist

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>>16543241
She hates the guild and only loves momonga, She hated it when when he took the name Ainz, despies the guild banners and keeps Momonga's personal banner to schlick to. She has a task force out to assassinate any of the players should they come into the new world.

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>>16543257
Nah, Ghouls are their own thing. You can facefuck a Zombie girl as much as you want and still get a Wight.

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>>16543252
Both of those options seem more appropriate for a dullahan, anon.

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>>16543252
I will do whatever I want with my zombie thank you very much.

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>>16543267
I want more of dat really bulked/beefy/strongfat dullahan from before. That shit was primo memeo

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>>16543266
That's boring.

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>>16543267
Dullahans are more for making her watch as you ram her plump ass from behind as her honest body gets really into it.

>>16543268
Please do not stick your dick in your Zombie's eye socket. She will most likely make you pay for it once she wights and then leave you.

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>>16543262
Damn. Guess being a bitch is written into her code. And I mean more than when her code literally had 'bitch' written in it for her personality.

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>>16543277
>Dullahans are more for making her watch as you ram her plump ass from behind as her honest body gets really into it
That's that good shit right there

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>>16543277
My zombie wouldn't do that.

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>>16543279
She'd be a major antagonist, if not for wanting the protagonists bone so bad

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>>16543293
This is the best type of girl though.

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>>16543277
>She will most likely make you pay for it once she wights and then leave you.
Where did this idea that zombies have no agency come about? If you were abusing her and she didn't like it, she'd leave.

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>>16543293
Don't worry, she and all the other Naz goons will finally finish coming into their own as the antagonists once Enri learns the truth and proceeds to run a train on the rest of the world with her Shrek in the Swamp Goblin Dance Party troop

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>>16543282
A better one.

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>>16542922
Kiss the dragon's belly!

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>>16543282
That's not even getting into making her watch as you pump load after load into her until eventually she becomes out of breath.
Then you stick it in her mouth.

>>16543292
She would if you stuck your dick in her eye socket you freak.

>>16543300
Revenge is a dish best served coldly and brutally.

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>>16543309
That's not how monstergirls work anon.

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>>16542907
>The only time there is a change is when you are so fat or feeble that it becomes a problem.

Maybe bringing an Incubus is a good idea.

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>>16543313
It is when you shove your beef scepter in their eye sockets.

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>>16543305
God yes
>>16543309
>Hold her head up to the side of yours next to your ear
>tell her she has to describe everything she sees as her plump booty reverse cowgirls you
I don't know why but there's just something about a Dullahan being able to do that what makes it so erotic.

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>>16543319
Mamono mana either makes you not want to do something abusive, mkes them love it, or gives them eyepussy.

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>>16543325
So what you're saying is that it'd stop you from skullfucking her.

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>>16543327
Or make her love it, or give her eye-pussy.

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>>16543309
The skullfucking will only serve to strengthen our love.

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>>16543322
Whenever I think of Dullahans, one fantasy comes to mind.

>Come home from work
>Dullahan gf watching tv
>Start fondling her, trying to get her excited for sexy times.
>She pushes you off, and says she's watching her anime
>Her body takes the head off its shoulders, and puts it on the couch
>You take the bodies hand as she follows you towards your bedroom
>Her head starts begging for mercy from the other room

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>>16543099
>becoming and incubus
>becoming a slut

You should only be an Incubus for your waifu.

>>16543063
You aren't man enough bait-kun

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>>16543333
But neither of those things will happen because no one in their right mind would enjoy some sick fuck sticking his pork rod in her eye socket and eye-pussy isn't possible without some serious /d/-tier body horror.

>>16543336
Keep telling yourself that when you have to turn to your hand after she leaves you for someone who won't violate her eye socket with his turkey dog.

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>>16543344
Thats fucking spicy, I love it
I wanna conspire with a Dullahan's body to engage in some dom play with her own head

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>>16543344
>Body is fluent in sign language and 'speaks' lewdly to you as you eat it/her out while the head is in the other room
There's huge potential here
I don't care if the head and body having separate 'minds' is noncanon

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>>16543353
>Dullahan's body conspires with anon to get her head to loosen up.
>When anon gets home they go and fuck for a long long time as hard and in as many positions as they can think of until the head is practically dazed from the orgasms she's remotely experienced.
>Then anon and her body pick her up and her body forces her to deepthroat anon's dick as she regains her bearings and tries to struggle off.
>She's only met with more of anon's cum shooting down her throat and into her body's stomach because magic.

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>>16543351
>no one in their right mind
>Right mind
>When mamono mana is involved

>eye-pussy isn't possible without some serious /d/-tier body horror.
>/d/-tier body horror.
>isn't possible
>When mamono mana is involved

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>>16543357
Remind me of the classic Dullahan reverse cunnilingus cumshot.

The Dullahans head eats out the bodies pussy while you screw the head from her neck hole. When you cum, the head gets to spit it into her own body.

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>>16543360
I'm pretty sure that not even a Matango would be desperate enough to fuck you.

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>>16543368
You know who you can eye-fuck? Slimes.

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>>16543368
>I'm going to resort to childish insults and further demonstrate my lack of understanding.
Do you really think something like a shog gives a fuck?

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>>16543376
>>16543379
You know what isn't a slime that can be penetrated anywhere?
A Zombie.
If you want to skullfuck something, stick to the slimes.

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>>16543363
Can that be called 'The Dullahan' position? Either way fantastic.
>>16543357
Wonderful. Or better yet
>finish hard in Dullahan's mouth
>Immediately turn it to her body's pussy for the direct transfer
Fucking filthy and I love it. I swear I'd fucking lose it with a Dullahan with all of the stuff I'd try. I do hope she enjoys it at the end of the day though.

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>>16543385
This

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>>16543385
If there's an open eyesocket and she's fine with it I see no problem, prude.

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>>16543391
Dullahans are quick to inspire lewdness, so without a doubt she would come to secretly enjoy being treated so roughly.

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>>16543391
I mean part of what I was imagining was her body holding her down to make sure that you're hilted in her throat at all times, but that could work too.

>>16543405
>Eventually the Dullahan's head becomes just as lewd if not lewder than her body.
>"Please anon~ Stick your dick in my mouth and don't pull out until I pass out! C'mon stick it iiiiiiinnnnn! Doitdoitdoitdoit!"

>>16543396
>I'm a prude for not being okay with dicks being stuck where dicks should never go.
Okay freak.

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>>16543415
Hnnnnng turning a Dullahans head into an oral slave just makes too much sense.

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>>16543405
>Reaming body-chan in the bedroom for your afternoon fuck as usual while the head is in the living room
>hearing something, morse code on body-chan's thigh to stop for a second
>she complies and you peel your ears
>after a short while, start hearing whimpered begging from the living room
>Dullahead is ahegaoed and softly begging 'dont stop, get out here and face fuck me, drown me in your cum' etc etc
>both you and body-chan pantomime giggling as you return to fucking and tease Dullahead about it later

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>>16542633
>Hellhound makes Doomguy's job easier to essentially brute force necromancy anon back to the land of the living
>it works
>anon is alive and well
>they start a family together
>She shortens the head start to 30 seconds
>fuck you i want my good end

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>>16543415
>her body holding her down to make sure you're hilted in her throat at all times
Oh fuck that's even better
>Dullahan's head becomes an even lewder oral cockslave
Oh FUCK yeah bud

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>>16543438
This isn't the first time Doomguy has shown up to help reunite anons and their separated monstergirl waifus
He's alright, that Doomguy

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>>16543415
>Okay freak.
Who are you to dictate the sex life of two consenting adults? Kill yourself, faggot

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>>16543438
It looks like the eternal burning white hot fluffy hell spawn wants cuddles to keep her warm.

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New waifu pic came in just in time for Valentine's Day! Wanna and gonna do cutesy romantic things with waifu to celebrate!

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>>16543466
Big wock!

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>>16543466
I like it, I like it a lot. All that drool is a nice touch.

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>>16543466
That shake looks tasty.

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>>16543460
other way around, anon

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>>16543433
MY FUCKING DIIIICCCCKKKKK

That's when it's time to go get the head, but then just sit her on the dresser to watch. Drive her even crazier.

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>>16543492
>Dullahan's head starts shouting across the room for you to fuck her mouth as she starts drooling more and more.
>Just keep pounding her body's tight pussy while groping her bountiful breasts and flicking her nipples.

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>>16543466
>tfw you have barely enough money to food yourself
>tfw you'll never have this

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>>16543547
>Fill every hole in her slutty body to the brim with cum, toys, and plugs
>Completely ignore the heads protests and suggestions as she begs to join her body

Shouldn't be this hot, but it's smoldering.

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>Bleh, this sucks. Get me orange juice!
Freshly turned Vampires might not be able to enjoy blood so please be understanding.

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http://pastebin.com/t0JvxLMD
Tsukumogami
Update line: 592, It's been a bit, but we rejoin yansword as she and Gram trek northwards. There's werewolves, a missed opportunity for jolly co-operation and walking. Hope you enjoy and as always, comments and criticism are more than welcome.

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>>16543589
Wait, what's this then? Didn't know you even had a story like this.

[Anonymous No.]

What does your waifu do for you on Valentine's Day?

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>>16543559
Goodness

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>>16543590
I can't blame you, it's seldom updated.

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>>16543600
Well I hope you don't expect anything constructive from me.

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>>16543592
buttplay

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>>16543592
Reverse gangrape roleplay using doppelganger potions followed by cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

What are the rape laws in MGC?
What happens if a monster girl rapes a man?
What happens if a monster girl rapes a man that's married?
What happens if a man rapes a monster girl?
What happens if a man rapes a monster girl that's married?

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>>16543647
1: so regular courtship then?
2: so her husband?
3: not possible in the setting
4: even less possible, read the lore ya cuck.

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>>16543279
Well, the original "Bitch" in her code was in the context of Japanese slang, meaning "Slut". This Squirrel Skeleton edited out.

He did not, however, remove the bits about her being the most evil entity in existence.

[Anonymous No.]

If you could see and talk to Ghosts would you help them pass on into the afterlife (or lack thereof) or help the reintegrate into society?

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>>16543252
>>16543267
>>16543277
>>16543305
>>16543309
Dullahans truly are the lewdest of all MGs. Goddamn. The possibilities.

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>>16543690
Reintegration. Ghosts a cute

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>>16543690
> wisp kidnaps herself a boytoy
> for the first day it seems like he's trapped in a scary haunted house
> by the end of the week, all he really finds himself doing is cleaning up after a NEET and her "wealthy from inventing shit century's ago" room mate

I'd rather retreat from society with them, thanks.

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>>16543710
>Anon gets kidnapped by a Wisp and taken to a spooky haunted mansion.
>He thinks it's a Resident Evil setup four about 30 minutes before he stumbles on the manor's inhabitants and realizes that he's been shanghaied to the residence of a bunch of undead girls who've been slumbering since the 1800s and haven't worked up the nerve to leave and find out what the world's like since they're afraid of "That war going on just outside of the woods."
>He has to explain to them that that war ended and America became it's own nation.
>He'll ends up moving in with them and brings his stuff from his old apartment while also going out and getting groceries and working on refurbishing the manor to include and electric grid, solar panels for self sustaining energy, and heating for the cold winter days.
>Anon ends up living a semi-self sufficient life with a bunch of cute NEET undead girls.
Don't lie, you'd love the hell out of that life.

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>>16543710
>Lich that gathered up a fortune inventing things century's ago
>She decided that she can take a break and just play some games and have fun.
>She's been a NEET for over 200 years now

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>>16543731
I wonder how those zeppelin stocks she bought are doing.

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>>16543710
Barb has singlehandedly made me not hate undead.
Impressive, really.

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>>16543589
Hey Peny you ever considered becoming like, a real novelist?
I think you could.

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>>16543735
>"So how are zeppelins doing these days, I remember puttning a lot of money into them"
How do you break it to her? She have lost a ton of money doing this. Now she might have to go back and invent something to get the money back.

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>>16543753
>...Does the name "Hindenburg" mean anything to you?
>"Yeah, I was one of it's biggest financial backers. Why?"
>ohhhhh boy.

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>>16543753
Well actually zeppelins ARE making a comeback, I've read about it on some science journals. Modern technology has made some wonderful improvements on them.

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>>16543753
>Wonder how that kid Nikkie and his toys ended up.
>You don't mean... Tesla?

Undead have the coolest friends and stories. Too bad they're all probably dead. Long unlives must get depressing.

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>>16543765
At least she has her backup investment in the Titanic, it's an unsinkable ship, that's as safe of an investment you can make. She even just recently put an investment in the construction of two towers in New York, those are certain to stand the test of time.

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>>16543779
... To be fair, she probably has rights to some royalties from that movie deal. Throw in the fact that she can blab on about life back then for about an hour on a documentary, and those losses are mitigated.

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>>16543415
You don't seem to understand just how intimate skullfucking can be.

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>>16543766
>Zeppelins makes a comeback
>Due to the time that has gone by and zeppelins being out of fashion for so long, all backers have pulled out.
>All except her.
>Due to some economical bullshit when they start making a comeback, she own's more or less all of them.
>After a few years she becomes so filthy rich that no Tanuki would wet themselves looking at her funds.
>She just buys the two of you games and snacks so you can play with her.

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>>16543778
Alternatively:
> How the invention of electric utility was really just one man's attempt to find a way for his wife to pleasure herself so he can get back to inventing for five minutes

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>>16543742
That would mean no more posting on pastebin, right?

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>>16543809
I take it back don't do that, that's stupid.

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>>16543797
>You didn't think Liches could be smug until you saw her get off the phone with the man who called her about the investments.
>That grin would make a Gyaru Cheshire go "Whoa there, that's a bit much."
>She spends the next few weeks having a home theater installed in her old mansion with the comfiest bed/couch she could find.
>And just to rub in how much you'll never have to worry about cash again, she added a fridge and pantry to it too.

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>>16543814
Yeah. I mean, hypothetically I would if I was writing at that level. An editor would be nice and stuff. But I doubt there's a business for books when everything is "regularly" updated online for free. Bet they'd make me stop posting to paste bin.

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>>16543815
What would a Lich do when she has that much money?

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>>16543830
Invest a chunk of it and then use the rest of it to live comfortably for the rest of her unlife.

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>>16543823
Who says they'd have to know?

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>>16543823
Do what you feel is right.

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>>16543836
Sneaky. But nah, there are many things I could change, but nothing I would. It does make me wonder what I'll do if 4chan ever goes down.

[Anonymous No.]

Geege, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by discussing why Jiangshi are so underrated?

[Anonymous No.]

Why are Demons so good for prone boning and cuddling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543856
They are underrated because few people imagine them in a modern comfy setting. Slow risers a best. Breakfast and coffee in bed is the best time as it follows after morning sex

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>>16543856
That Jiangshi is way too cute, undeads are supposed to be spooky not heart warming

>>16543872
Weird that you say that, I actually thought that I'm one of the few who views monster girls in a medieval fantastic setting instead of a modern one

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>>16543856
They are slightly different zombos.

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>>16543889
>Weird that you say that, I actually thought that I'm one of the few who views monster girls in a medieval fantastic setting instead of a modern one
I just think Jiangshi really shine when you take them completely out of their element. No oriantal stuff, no paper mask, no china dress.

Just a stiff in an oversized shirt who's horrible in the mornings and needs a nice dicking before she's limbre enough to bring a cup of coffee to her lips

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>>16543856
According to Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines, they don't like being told they're Chinese Vampires. But they are. So what's up with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543889
I'm with you. I imagine a fantasy world instead of modern.

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>>16543897
>no china dress
You lost me.

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>>16543908
right? was just about to say something.

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>>16543895
Zombies are a low level, low intelligence with no specific skills or trait

Jiangshi are much higher level, high intelligence, know magic, have special claws, have a stiffness characteristic, may know martial art and come only from the mist continent

They are both undead but the resemblance ends here

>>16543897
Well, to each his own I guess
What you describe sounds very comfy but I'm sure there is a species better suited for that kind of life

Also this >>16543908

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>>16543912
I guess they are better than zombies, but can they go wight? I'm not that into undead so I wouldn't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543912
I want to turn Jiangshi into a mere female zombie!

[Anonymous No.]

Doppleganger Wight when?
Dullahan Wight when?
Ghoul Wight when?
Jiangshi Wight when?
Lich Wight when?
Ochimusa Wight when?
Skeleton Wight when?
Wisp Wight when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543937
>Lich Wight when?

>He doesn't know.
How silly anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543937
I'm not sure that's how Wights work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543908
>>16543910
>>16543912
In a comfy home setting, I'd take a girl in a huge shirt and panties over literally anything else

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543958
I prefer naked apron and thigh-highs myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543958
>girl in a huge shirt and panties
This is truly the best. Casual lazy sex whenever you feel like it is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543466
Are you 15?

[Anonymous No.]

>the greenland shark reaches sexual maturity at over 100 years old and they can live for over 400 years
>are all completely blind and slow moving
Did someone say bullyable christmas cake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543983
He just wishes he was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543958
Heck yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543984
>bullying slow and cute cake mersharks
Literally imposible. The divine retribution for such an act is so severe it reaches into the past and smites you before you even do it.

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>>16543919
>>16543937
Aside from Skeleton and maybe Ghoul, I don't see any other undead getting a level up species

>>16543958
No panties is objectively better

The question is which is best:
Lazy monster girl who is bigger than you
About the same size as you
Or smaller than you?

I prefer smaller though I'd bet bigger is the most popular

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544029
She's not just a slow moving cake shark, she's a blind slow moving cake shark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544032
smaller is best imo.

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>>16544039
Whoops, not the one I wanted to post.

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>>16544032
Same size or smaller.
Then they can sit in your lap while you are playing games. And then start grinding against your crotch. And that's even better if they don't wear any panties.

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>>16544032
>No panties is objectively better
Wrong. If there are no pantie, you miss out on the pleasure of pulling the panties off, or pushing them aside.

Also bigger is better

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544080
>or pushing them aside
I don't know why, but that turns me on like crazy.
I wonder if my waifu would have several different panties for different days or events.

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>>16543902
Because they literally aren't, the classical version act more like physical ghosts than anything up to draining your energy via contact.
Also because they probably would rather you call vampires european Jiangshi.

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>>16543973
You can't possibly know that.

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>>16544103
But you can't prove me wrong.
What kind of sex is better?

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>>16544080
Pulling down some panties and having that sticky juice clinging to it is a blessing to the boner.

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>>16544080
>>16544164
I love cumming inside of them as well. So much that it starts to drip out and after sex having them put on their panties with cum still dripping out.

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>>16544168
Good taste there, my friend. I would like to see my cum drip, kind of like marking my waifu, but having her put the panties back on and trying to hold it in while we go out would make me fill her up even more afterwards.

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>>16544060
That's one my favorite things as well
The optimum size is when she can sit on your lap but her head doesn't obstruct your view of the screen

>>16544080
>>16544089
>>16544164
>>16544168
>>16544179
You all better be buying your waifus some fancy or cute pairs of panties for Valentine's day

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>>16543933
>mere female zombie
There is nothing mere about female Zombies.

[Anonymous No.]

>all these lewd dullahan greentexts

stop,i can only get so hard this early

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>>16544194
>You all better be buying your waifus some fancy or cute pairs of panties for Valentine's day
Yeah, ya wanker. I'm going to go into a woman's store and buy myself a pair of black lace panties.
>"I-Its f-f-f-or -w-waifu.. y-you too"

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>>16544212
You need some head to deal with your morning wood? Dullahan got you covered.

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>>16544219
>snuggled up to your voluptuous Dullahan waifu's thick body
>she's gently running her fingers through your hair as you slow-motorboat her deliciously large titties
>all the while one handing her head on your dick like an onahole, slowly bobbing it up and down causing lewd sucking and slurping noises to reach your ears when they aren't smothered by her breasts
>Body slowly traces your name on your shoulders as it grips you closer into her cleavage when you finally cum, the wet and deep sounds of her head slowly gulping down your load only making you feel like you could just go for another round

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>>16544216
I bet the monsters ould give you the "one of us" look. And some would say that alps are cute.

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>>16544252
The body should go make me breakfast.

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>>16544219
Yes,i will use her body as my personal daki,filling her to the brim and keeping it plugged being my small spoon

meanwhile on the head i will be kissing her lips and cheeks while caressing her hair

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>>16544212
I want a Dullahan with bushy eyebrows so I can spend all morning hugging her head and rubbing them

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>>16544080
You forgot slipping your hand under them to cop a feel. Also smaller is best.

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>>16544257
Monster girls teasing alps is an unexpected taste for me to have.

[Anonymous No.]

>"I swear by the gods anon, if you start singing 'Arabian nights' one more time. I'm making you public use for the sphinx's."

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>>16544296
H-how about There's a Party Here in Agrabah?

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>>16544296
...All the old paintings on the tombs, they do the sand dance dontcha know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544296
>I want YOU for Pharaoh Army

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>>16544296
I wonder if the sphinxs will know what anon's favorite music is.

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>>16544296
I REMEMBER A TIME WHEN CRIME WAS SUBLIME THERE WAS PLENTY OF LOOT IN THE LAIR

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>>16544296
They told me there's a pharaoh in town! (ooooh oh-oooh)

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>>16544304
We-we-welcome to the Forty Thieves!

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>>16544296
> Clink clink clink.
"So, what are you doing exactly?"
>"I'm clinking my mug against the bars, you got a problem with it?"
>The hellhound said giving a glare at Anon.
" Oh please, you gotta do it loud and proud."
>Getting up from your cot, you swipe the mug and start clinking it harder then she was.
"ARRRRRRRRRBIAAAAAAAAANNNNN NIIIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHHHTSSSS!"
>Her ears flatten against her skull and she holds down her paws on top of them.
"ARRRRRRRRRBIAAAAAAAAANNNNN MOONS!"
>The entire camp erupts in complaining and soon the Sphinx guards kick down your door and drag you off.

>A good chunk of time later, your face to face with the Pharaoh and in chains.
>"Do you know how many sleeps you've just interrupted with your singing?"
"Pfft, I don't know. All of them?"
>"ALL OF THEM!?"
>You grin back at the steaming pharaoh.
>"So what do you have to say before I have you dragged off to the Sphinx's chambers?"
>Your grin becomes even wider.
"AAARRRRRRRRRRRRRBIAAAAAAAAN NIIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHTSSSSSS!"
>"Your staying there for three days!"
"Like ARRRRRRRRRRRBIAAAAAAAAN DAYSSS"
>"Mantango pit for you!"
"MORE OFTEN THEN NOT."
>"Oh, your getting the rack!"
"ARE HOTTER THEN HOT!"
>"By the gods! He's a madman, get him outta here!"
>With that final word, the dual Anubi guards wrap their arms around your pits and drag you off.
>Not before you can finish with
"IN A LOT OF GOOD WAYS!"

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>>16544407
I would clink my dick against the bars in mgc prison. It would be funny to see the other monsters' reactions.

[Anonymous No.]

i want to fuck the smugness out of a wight

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>>16544444
Checked and approved, the Wights are yours to ravage.

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>>16544444
May your wight survive.

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>>16542969
>>16543022
I think this is the most ridiculous extent i've seen the application of mamono magic taken to.
You don't get to just bend the basic premises of the settings and excuse it with "and then magic happened".

The entire premise behind the setting is that men are vulnerable to getting raped, the setting wont just collaborate with fate to make sure you find your waifu, if a man is unlucky enough he WILL get raped by a monster he doesn't desire and he WILL come to enjoy that monster regardless of if he wants to or not. That's where Mamono magic is used, not some reality altering mechanic that will ensure you reach your ideal waifu.

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>>16544468
>not some reality altering mechanic that will ensure you reach your ideal waifu
But mamono mana literally IS a reality altering mechanic.

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>>16544468
Yeah, mamono mana can sense your fetishes and shit, so if you don't want to be raped because you love your waifu too much then it's not going to happen.

If it's a negative, mamono mana either erases or reworks it.

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>>16544452
>>16544455

of course she will be fine! my wight wife got a womb of steel

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>>16544472
It does a lot of unreasonable things like healing or "brainwashing" (For lack of a better term), but I wouldn't describe any of those things as reality altering.

Literally changing fate to make sure every anon meets his waifu however, is definitely in the realm of reality altering.

>>16544480
>mamono mana can sense your fetishes and shit, so if you don't want to be raped because you love your waifu too much then it's not going to happen.

That's not how this fucking work.
Every canon material explicitly states that mamono magic will make you come to love the things you hate. If you love human women exclusively and you are an Order paladin, you don't suddenly become immune to corruption and rape, mamono magic will make you love every monster part, every fetish, and every quirk of your new rapist to ensure that you are happy with your new life.

Stop picking and choosing what words you hear KC speak.
Rape is apart of the underlying premise behind MGE, not everyone gets what the initially want, but eventually everyone will be happy with what they have gotten thanks to mamono magic.

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>>16544496
Anon, mamono mana in enough concentrations can form demon realms, some with their own laws of nature like Wonderland. This is not even going into what's necessary to alter a human's physiology and replace half of it with that of an animal's with zero issues. How is that not reality altering?

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>>16544496
>Every canon material explicitly states that mamono magic will make you come to love the things you hate.
That happens after you get raped and monsters can sense your likes and dislikes before doing so.
If you don't encounter a Hellhound or ushi then you are safe if you have a waifu in mind.
Stop underestimating mamono mana.

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>>16544496
>Stop picking and choosing what words you hear KC speak.
Rich coming from the guy arguing about how asspull magic is supposed to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543468
Tall and mighty!

>>16543553
My recommendation is to save up money and look up artists who offer cheap sketches. Also look into ways you can save money, eat less, pirate video games or go full retro allowing you to just emulate. If you're thrifty and smart you can make $50 go a long way in terms of commission.

>>16543983
I'm not underage, if I was I wouldn't be able to get commissions, and I've been getting commissions for at least 2-3 years. I do unfortunately look and sound like a kid though.

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>>16544503
I forgot about Wonderland so you definitely do have a point there.
But I still stand by the fact that mamono magic has never, ever, been stated to alter reality to make sure that men end up with their ideal wife. It just doesn't make sense in a setting where men are forced to accept Monster girl's views on sex.

>>16544506
>Source:Your Ass
What part of the term "Rape" in MGE did you not understand?
If MGs simply decide not to rape because the man they have their eyes on or doesn't like them then this setting literally ceases to exist and monsters go extinct since most men initially do not like MGs.

If you need a refersher on how this setting works, read the "Monsters from the Human's Perspective" and "Relations with Monsters" section of the first World Guide.

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>>16544444
>implying wights aren't smug because they know desmugging her will make the conquest even sweeter

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>>16544545
What part of the term "mamono mana" in MGE did you not understand?

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>>16544551
Point me in the direction where it says Mamono Magic makes it so that men never fall victim to a MG they don't desire initially.
I've already pointed you in the direction of material that states the opposite.

[Anonymous No.]

I also commissioned some Valentine's pictures!
The me+wife ones were cheaper and were finished early, but there are still commissions coming on the actual day itself.

>>16544524
You don't sound like a kid though.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>16544564
Why do you and wockfag looks so similar? Are you secretly related?

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>>16544545
>It just doesn't make sense in a setting where men are forced to accept Monster girl's views on sex.
>Almost if not all monsters turned from Warhammer Fantasy tier into what they currently are
>Mamono mana can get to such critical concentrations that it becomes sentient
>Demon Lord actively attempting to alter reality to her vision of things, almost done with it too with how monsters giving birth to incubi seems to be one of the last few problems she has
>Entire geographical locations turning into The Zone by pure fucking alone, ranging from just a tiny wee bit different than normal, to Wonderland tier, and God knows what else further beyond if Wonderland was made just by the 3rd Lilim to say nothing of the 2nd, 1st, and the DL's own demon realm
>Human women suddenly getting parts of their bodies replaced if not their entire bodies like in the case of transforming into a slime or whatever else, without problem
>Monsters getting blue-ovaried so hard they end up rising from the dead such as zombie dragons
>Demon Lord beating back the current Chief God and causing an injury
>But people ending up with their partner of choice doesn't make sense
>Not even using the argument "oh but the guy actually wanted it deep down"

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>>16544556
>>16544556
I'm pretty sure it's in the first guide, but since I'm on my phone it sucks to check. But you should believe in the power of mamono mana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544580
I'm not that guy you're arguing with, but it really does seem like you don't actually have any proof the DE works the way you say it does.

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>>16544524
>spoiler
I feel you on that Wockfag, now that I can finally grow acceptable facial hair at 23 it's better but whenever I shave I look like 5 years younger.

I'm sure I'll value it when I'm older but it's pretty frustrating as I am now.

>>16544564
Aww man, now I wish I had gotten a valentines commission too, all the cool anons are doing it.

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>>16544586
Guess we'll have to wait till someone asks him

[Anonymous No.]

Stop over analyzing porn settings.

We need a MG version of Varg.jpg
Will delete

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544524
Wockfag is the best of the trio in my opinion. Him and his tall big waifu look cute together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544599
We need to learn more about mamono mana. Like, how does it even get tickets for me and my waifu to go on a date?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544606
Yes, seeing wockfag and gazerfag commission art of themselves with their waifus is a lot more heartwarming than I expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544613
Gives me hope for the portals.

[Anonymous No.]

And the second image.

>>16544568
We don't look that similar, really.
>>16544588
You always have next year to plan ahead for, anon.

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>>16544613
Kinda makes me wonder If KDF would commission something similar, he's great at the cute ideas when he's not being degenerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544611
>Manomo Mana credit card
>slide it though your wife's cleavage or vulva to make effects of Manomo happen faster

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544628
Mamono mana coins are a blessing. I used mine so I could travel in time with my family.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't masturbate anons. Think about all that SE going to waste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544640
They helped me overcome the heat of the desert and grow my penis a to the perfect size for pleasuring my Waifu!

And it even lifts these wine stains straight out of the fabric!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544644
I always change my penis size depending on how I'm feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

What's your favorite item/fruit/potion in MGE?
I personally love humpty slime jelly. Constant indefinite ejaculation is pretty fantastic for both man and monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544649
So it's bigger when you're happy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544654
They're all shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544654
Manticore venom. I want my waifu to milk me until I'm just a ahegoing mess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544669
Manticore venom and slime jelly are pretty similar huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544580
Yes, all of those are explicit applications of Mamono Mana.
Now tell me, where does it say Mamono Mana alters reality to make it so that you literally cannot be raped (In a setting, where rape takes place all the time).

Both of you idiots keep claiming it, but you shut up the moment I ask you to provide where it says that in the material.
You can't point where it says that happens in the material because that wouldn't make any sense. Men are forced to have sex and marry MG they don't like all the time.

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>>16544641
But masturbating while thinking of her is the best thing you can do to show your love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544654
I love pretty much all of them, doppelganger potions are kind of shit though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544673
The difference being I want my waifu to pin me down like an animal and forcefully inject me with the manticore venom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544684
>where does it say Mamono Mana alters reality to make it so that you literally cannot be raped
Read the last line again.

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>>16544684
>Men are forced to have sex and marry MG they don't like all the time

Weak men*. A real man would go beyond the limits to avoid MGs at all costs so he can get to his waifu. He Does It For Her afterall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544695
Mamono mana makes it so that he is raped no matter what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544695
A real man would smite the monsters and resist all temptations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544723
>Resisting something that can bend the universe

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>>16544691
Your last line doesn't point me to where in the material KC says that DE will make every man end up with their initial idea of the perfect waifu. All the material says is that when they're raped, both of them end up changing for eachothers preferences.

Regardless, i'm finished with this argument. I'm pretty sure I got baited hard by you, and if that's the case and you're not literally stupid, then congratulations, you won.

>>16544695
Yeah, if you have an MG in mind, you would probably work to avoid being claimed by another one.
But what i'm saying is that waifufags cant just stroll around in the setting and assume every Monster is going to look the other way because they happen to have a waifu in mind. They don't call it rape because it's consensual.

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>>16544734
>Your last line doesn't point me to where in the material KC says that DE will make every man end up with their initial idea of the perfect waifu.
Not only do you miss the point, you now want to bail after claiming bait. You're not doing yourself any favors here, son.

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>>16544740
>it really does seem like you don't actually have any proof the DE works the way you say it does.

Bottom line is that you need to show proof.
If you don't wanna show proof then there's no reason for me to stick around and argue this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544654
I love using manticore venom with humpty slime during full moons with my waifu,she spends the whole night milking and continues until next morning despite her womb protests

spicing her food with raging mushrooms may or may not influence her behavior

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>>16544734
>But what i'm saying is that waifufags cant just stroll around in the setting and assume every Monster is going to look the other way because they happen to have a waifu in mind. They don't call it rape because it's consensual

Yes they can. It's their headcanon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544777
>MG womb
>getting tired of cum

Anon...

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>>16544778
I wasn't arguing about their headcanon, I was arguing about the actual KC canon.
Do whatever you want in your headcanon, what happens there doesn't matter to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544733
A man's devotion for his waifu can make him do anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544734
>But what i'm saying is that waifufags cant just stroll around in the setting and assume every Monster is going to look the other way because they happen to have a waifu in mind. They don't call it rape because it's consensual.
Actually Monster Girls are suckers for tales of searching for your love, and searching for the one. If you explained your quest to a Monster Girl, she'd probably even offer you help in uniting you with your love.

Monster Girls are pretty nice and reasonable you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544786
>But what i'm saying is that waifufags cant just stroll around in the setting and assume every Monster is going to look the other way because they happen to have a waifu in mind. They don't call it rape because it's consensual.

Doesn't sound like it here.

[Anonymous No.]

Also another wife commission from this artist has finished!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544784
They might not get tired of it, but their wombs got physical limits you know

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544790
And where in the guides or profiles does it says that?

[Anonymous No.]

Remember not to accept any chocolates from a Lich on Valentines day, they're probably spiked with something.

[Anonymous No.]

Here's an easy way to get around MGs fucking you before you get your waifu.

>obtain the addresses of lonely boys
>jump through the portal
>look for your waifu
>give every MG who tries to rape you an address of a lonely boy who would is in dire need of their company
>MGs can't resist the call of a lonely human male
>MG let's you go and you've just made one poor guy happy
>AND you get to see your waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544620
If you say so anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544801
>MG wombs
>physical limits

Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544796
Goodness gracious those thighs.
>>16544814
>that thiccness
Crit has been stepping up his game lately.
>Hathorite Lich never

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544796

Thick thighs and legs are amazing. That's fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544814
>accepting anything from any MG on Valentine's Day

You're going to get raped if you accept an MG's Valentine's gift. Because it's secretly a symbol of marriage accepting her gift.

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>>16544773
Absence of evidence isn't evidence of absense, and there's more to point to the original point of asspull magic working in pulling the guy into a partnership with his "waifu" than not going by the idea of this being a salaryman's escapist fantasy where the answer to everything more often than not involves mamono mana, to not even touch on how most of KC's answers are vague "whatever you want"s, with even monster boys and futas not getting a brute "no" as answer despite being obviously avoided.

The last thing we can resort to is asking KC himself, assuming you don't suddenly say that said answer can't be taken at face value or some other thing. Hell, if he ended up knowing of gazerfag's bullshittery and we asked him if gazerfag could end up with a gazer, you and I know KC would answer yes in a heartbeat.

And the last line implied that a person could have a certain natural fixation for a monster without knowing, thus being against ending up with said monster yet gets raped into actually liking it instead of repressing himself. It's still rape, but it's no longer "get raped by the first thing that sees you, fuck you if you don't like it you get brainwashed into liking it" that started so many shitstorms here already. This is one of the problems of this, you come into a thread full of waifufags of varying degrees and say that it's nonsensical and you'll get raped into liking whatever sees you first, and god help you if it's a matango or a sith.

TL;DR ask KC and we can end this bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544822
Anything you want to add, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544832
KC really is a nice guy isn't he? Well, nice as in too nice. But still nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544834
>me
>contributing to an actual discussion

Anon, I can't...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16543589
>Generally speaking there’s no real physical difference between a dwarf and a black dwarf except for their namesake, the black sclera around their pupils. Rarely though you’ll get extreme variations in skin tone and even rarer yet, you’ll get their version of a succubus, which is basically the same as any other succubus only shorter, stronger, bustier and without wings.’
>you’ll get their version of a succubus, which is basically the same as any other succubus only shorter, stronger, bustier and without wings.’
Very very nice. Shortstack Succudorf when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544817
What if she'd rather have you over the lonely boy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544851
Then I have the water spray and chastity belt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544832
I haven't posted in this argument at all, but you really confuse KC guaranteeing every fan a happy ending with the girl they want with the regular residents of his world who DON'T have that. That's the difference between KC saying [YOU] the reader shall have your every fantasy fulfilled and Joe Sailor being raped by a scylla when his ship is destroyed.

Your whole argument falls apart in the first place when KC has published guides with whole fucking chapters on mamano mana that don't even hint at what you're saying. When there's three thousand pages plus published for a setting and there's nothing to support what you're saying at all then that is damning.

Just keep your headcanon in your head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544893
Ask

KC

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544865

I too carry water spray. Cats are made to be (gently) teased.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544893
>Joe Sailor being raped by a scylla when his ship is destroyed

This weirded me out since I just got done jerking off to a Kraken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544898
The spray bottle would be so useful in repelling MGs. It works on so many girls.

>short haired maid Chesire

Yes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544898
That's not gentle teasing anon, that's full-on non-sexual punishment tier stuff.

At least that's what I envision using for actual punishments for my Kobold daughteru, it may be different for you though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544849
Soon-ish, but it's just an appearance unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544918
Still nice nonetheless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544832
>And the last line implied that a person could have a certain natural fixation for a monster without knowing, thus being against ending up with said monster yet gets raped into actually liking it instead of repressing himself.
That sounds ridiculously far-fetched and contrived.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544921
>ridiculously far-fetched and contrived
>posted in mgt

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544897
It has been asked before. He sidesteps and just says "Don't worry about them. You yourself would surely get what you want."

That you don't know that shows you aren't even familiar with all the material yet are pushing your headcanon idea like fact when you have nothing but the weakest conjecture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544832
>and there's more to point to the original point of asspull magic working in pulling the guy into a partnership with his "waifu"

Like what?
Everything in MGE seems to imply otherwise -- that men and MGs are molded once they are together long enough the man will love every part of his captor.

>And while having sex with a monster again and again, the man will end up wanting to have sex with her even though it was originally forced, and eventually he will adapt to where having sex with her will be a priority in his life.

>In the case that the partner was a monster that has a grotesque lower body, such as snake, spider, etc. even if the man at first hated and feared that grotesque body, once he has sex with her, even that grotesque body will appear beautifully lewd, and he'll end up feeling that it's unbearably sweet.

>Once a man has had sex with one of them, he becomes unable to resist the pleasure he receives from the monster until the very end. For example, even if he were released after being attacked by a monster, if they've had sex, then he'll be unable to forget that devilish pleasure, and he'll want to be attacked by the monster again, so he'd probably end up going to the monster's dwelling on his own.

None of that says that the men were led to these monsters by destiny or that they always deep down really loved them. Just that by being forced to have sex with them, they fall in love, because having sex with an MG means that regardless of who they are you will fall in love with them.
So unless you're telling me that men who already have an MG in mind but are raped by another one (Who might even be the complete opposite of their tastes at first) that they didn't actually desire the one they went after?
That's a big stretch of the imagination there.

If KC confirmed what you said as true, I would accept it regardless of how nonsensical I think it may be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544916
From the way you talk about your daughteru it sounds like she never does anything actually bad though, what would you even punish her for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544939
Questioning why daddy is so degenerate. That or asking him to stop raping her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544916

It doesn't actually cause her distress. I just do it because it's fun to equate her to a regular cat.

>spray her and say "bad cat!"
>she just looks at you and says, "...really? Fine, I'll show you a cat, faggot."

And then the biting and scratching starts.

[Anonymous No.]

Can you guys stop arguing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544953
Ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544790
>Monster Girls are pretty nice and reasonable you know.
Topkek. Only small amount of noble or "gentle" monsters like dhampir, yeti, most zipangu ones would help you. Others are too stupid (zombie, slimes etc), too violent (hellhound, ogres etc) or too lusty (every succubi or animal-type in heat) and would just rape you.
And I'm pretty sure that "gentle" helping types would join your harem in the end because they were moved by your love, kindness whatever

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>>16544953
It's called a discussion.

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>>16544952
Chesires are bitches aren't they?

>>16544957
It's easy. Just take the Zipangu route to your waifu then

>add to your harem

This isn't a bad thing.

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>>16544958
Sure it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16544966
A heated discussion.

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>>16544961

Nah, I'm essentially asking for it. I have a biting/scratching kink.

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>>16544939
If by bad you mean malicious, then no, that's not like her at all. Usually she'd just need a small reminder that she's being overly careless or reckless like she gets whenever she's really overexcited or something. If she did something bad it would be because she didn't know any better, and I can't fault her too harshly for that at all. Just a little spritz and a bit of a talk would be perfect for her in the vast majority of situations.

>>16544946
She doesn't need to question it anon, she automatically knows already because of our deep emotional bond. She inherited mine and my waifu's 'degeneracy' as you call it anyway, so it's not like she doesn't absolutely love it like we do.

I don't rape her unless she wants me to though.

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>>16544846
Then stop replying just with "Anon, I. . ."

its...annoying

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>>16544978
She doesn't question it because she's afraid. You abuse her with your sick degeneracy.

Let her have a normal childhood.

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>>16544982
A lot of things in these threads are annoying, anon.

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Now that I think about it, does getting raped before you meet your waifu even matter? You could always look for her with the girl that raped you.

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>>16545005
Yes because some of us are saving ourselves for our waifus. We want our first time with her to be special.

It's just something Im personally attached to. It's ok to disagree.