Monster Girl Thread

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Gazer's are meant to get pregnant, just look at those child baring hips.

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Kikis are olev

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Remember to treat your shark nicely.

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More Alpdom, new from line 111.

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>An ancient megaladon mer-shark as old as the 1st DL with plenty of scars and an eye-patch
discuss

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>>16502056
Sounds like a rambler. Old people do that.

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>>16502056
I would cut myself and dive down just to have a chance with her.

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Which of these lovely ladies would you turn into a single mother?

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>>16502061
careful, having been around so long she may be just a wee bit tsun
but still a virgin

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>>16502066
None. I don't like angels that much and Satanya is just for bully.

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>>16502070
What better way could there be to bully her than by seducing her and then abandoning her?

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>>16502068
I would probably over tsun her just to see what happens. Something like "I didn't almost kill myself just to meet you, fishy!"
Though it would probably kill me on the inside.

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>>16502073
I prefer some light teasing. I would probably be bros with Raph, especially since we have the same name.

It's written with A you dumb nips

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>>16502044
Do you know how people who are from Wonderland don't make sense in the Real World because they are crazy? Well that must mean that in Wonderland they do make sense and Real World people don't make sense, because they are in a world that doesn't make sense.

What? That doesn't make sense?

Exactly.

So a while ago I saw a Cheshire who was talking to me, but somehow a Manticore sneak up on us and she stung me with her barbs, so I yelled some mathematical impossibilities at her to demonstrate my anger at her.
The Cheshire saw this and said something about "That Math looks dangerous", but Math is not something you can see, you see? It is an abstract concept, except that everything that doesn't make sense makes sense in Wonderland, or false?
So the impossible math and the manticore venom made me into a giant mass of fury and rape ready to violate that Manticore for it's rude behaviour, but suddenly I realized that I couldn't rape the Manticore because my sister had taken the keys to the car and gone away without me, which woke me up.

True story.

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>>16502076
careful, she may wish to go back a DL or 2 so she could rip you a new one if you piss her off, not a good idea to piss of someone as big as her after all

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>>16502053
Thanks alp. Much appreciated

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>>16502079
This must be the work of an enemy pasta.

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>>16502081
But then I'll bleed and she'll have to help me. I won't take no for an answer.

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>>16502083
It's just more cockteasing though.

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>>16502097
Do all of her eyes have their individual Insight levels?

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>>16502084
No, I woke up half an hour ago and this is mostly what I remember from it.

I'm still trying to find that white rabbit around my room to give it a piece of my mind.

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>>16502102
Don't think so, the mini-eyes just let her see and fire beams

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>>16502104
I'm going to call her Shashaa!

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>>16502104
I wouldn't mind if she jumped out of the water, grabbed me with her teeth and pulled me overboard

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>>16502104
But if she's so fishy, how come she's sweating?

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>>16502066
The semen demon.

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>>16502079
What would happen if you go to wonderland and literally bluff your madness there?

Like you pretend to be crazy like them just to mess with them?

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>>16502116
Sheogorath.png
No seriously, how do you expect to bluff madness?

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>>16502112
You'd wait for her to grab you? I'd jump in as soon as i saw her.

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>>16502104
Man, I want to kiss her gills so kindly and gently.

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>>16502119
Concept: Violent Shark Mermaid, Glistening Skin, Inverted black eyes

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>>16502125
Dang already?

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>>16502120
its no fun that way

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>>16502107
I wonder if this shark would sound perfect if she had a Russian accent.

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Reminder to always stay by your MG waifu side no matter how horny,wild or pregnant they are

all they want is your love and cuddlings

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>>16502150
>always stay by your MG waifu sideno matter how horny,wild
i'd prefer to stay under her

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>>16502150
Lewd your waifu before she lewds you, Anon.

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>>16502165
What if i already lewded her? do it again?

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>>16502165
What if shes already lewded me?

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>>16502173
Lewd her back in revenge with the intensity of a thousand suns.

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This time, it's the shark mermaid with a delinquent reputation but a delicate spirit, "Mershark".
Her name is a combination of "Mermaid" and "Shark".
In old English, the "Mere" in Mermaid means "sea" and "maid" is obviously maiden, so "Sharkmaid" would be more correct in that sense, but thinking about the impression a name would leave more than etymology, plus the fact that I'm going to be introducing a "Merlion" eventually, I wanted the mermaid family to have that unifying "Mer-" prefix, so that's how she got her name.

Their behavior is generally inspired by real life sharks. Like in the Encyclopedia where a monster girl that's overly sensitive to signs of a male will be driven into heat, in reality when sharks are surrounded by large amounts of prey, the amount of information becomes too much for them to process, and they enter a state called a "feeding frenzy", which seems to cause them to try and bite everything around them indiscriminately.

The Mershark has a frightening appearance, and at times really is ferocious and violent, yet it's in their nature to show concern and kindness for humans due to being mermaids, followers of Poseidon, so they do possess the calm temperament of other sea monsters to some extent as well.
They're sensitive to the smell of blood, in fact... that's actually the first thing I came up with for them when I dropped a shark into the Encyclopedia world.

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>>16502181
>Merlion
Wat

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How do you lewd a dragon so hard she ends up heart pupiling and possibly impregnated?

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>>16502170
You better keep going or your waifu will take drastic measures
>>16502173
Then you're doomed to pelvis shatering and cuddles.

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>>16502187
Sea Lions probably

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>>16502205
Isn't that a Selkie?

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>>16502194
of course i will keep lewding her! i will even start whispering lovingly things into her ear and sofly rub her back during the cuddling session

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>>16502209
Seals and Sea Lions are different things.

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>>16502209
No, that's a seal/walrus
It's a litteral sea lion

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>>16502194
>Then you're doomed to pelvis shatering and cuddles.
The best end.
Dragons cuddle with their wings right?
>>16502188
To heart pupil a dragon is easy, all you need to do is say how much you love her.

To lewd a dragon to heart pupils is hard, you'd need to cum inside and ask her to make you a father.

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>>16502209
I mean there's an actual animal called a Sea Lion.

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>>16502181
Just like the radical "Demons" and ferocious "Hellhounds", I gave her inverted eyes to give her an "evil" look.
In the Encyclopedia setting, these eyes are the trademark sign of radical girls!
As she's a mermaid with a high degree of inhumanity, I went with the sort of design that may look like she's wearing some clothes, but that's really just her naked body as-is.
Parts like the blue armor around her chest and lower abdomen are just deformed scales, and the scales covering her genitalia can be removed freely using magic as usual!

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>>16502187
It's a Singaporean thing.

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>>16502216
What other kind of cuddle is there?>>16502212
Careful, you might heart-pupil her.
Unless that's your goal.

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>>16502214
Selkie is specifically mythological creature that takes the form of a seal.

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>>16502216
Dragons cuddle with their whole bodies.

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>>16502216
i dont think a dragon decides when she gets impregnated anon, thats why you gotta fill her to the brim at least once per month!

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pastebin.com/UyA9FCu4

Couldn't sleep last night, so I wrote a short story about a Satyros and a hoplite instead. Hope you guys like it.

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>>16502234
>once per month
fuck off you fillty casual

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>>16502234
>once per month
Have you no love in your body?

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>>16502237
Once per week?...

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>>16502234
You need to make sure she always has cum in her womb, or else getting a draughteru is too hard.

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>>16502181
Just like the radical "Demons" and ferocious "Hellhounds", I gave her inverted eyes to give her an "evil" look.
In the Encyclopedia setting, these eyes are the trademark sign of radical girls!
As she's a mermaid with a high degree of inhumanity, I went with the sort of design without any real clothes, and preserving as much of her naked body as possible.
Parts like the blue armor around her chest and lower abdomen are just deformed scales, and the scales covering her genitalia can be removed freely using magic as usual!

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>>16502246
why do you hate your wife that much

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>>16502237
>>16502245
>>16502247

FINE ONCE EVERY 12 HOURS, IS THAT ENOUGH?

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>>16502250
this is acceptable.
not good but acceptable

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>>16502250
That's the least you can do for her.

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>>16502246
>Once per week
>trying to have a daughteru with dragon

Anon when you marry a dragon you will be a househusbandu, and she probably wont work or she'll own a huge company and be under stress, its better to do it once per day to relive her!

If you dont shes going to rape you and force you to cum inside her.

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>>16502250
Yes, Anon, That's quite adequate.
Welcome to the family son.

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>>16502253
then whats good?

>>16502255
if thats the least, what is the best i can do?

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>>16502266
The best would be every second or so.

I would fill mine up probably once every four hours. I got a nice daughteru too, so you can get them that way.

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>>16502266
depends how long you last
but at least 1/4 of your day should be with your dick in your waifu
the best you can do is probaly move to wonderland

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>>16502266
The best would be having a twelve hour long session with products that heighten sperm production.

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>>16502276
>>16502277
>>16502278

you are all nuts, a dragon womb cant take such amount of seed

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>>16502278
I still think it's better to cum naturally in your waifu. If you have a daughteru she comes 100% pure.

>>16502283
But every four hours isn't that much. I don't even head into the cumflating territory because it's nasty.

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>>16502283
Well, if you want kids with a Dragon, you're gonna have to invest a shitload of time.

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>>16502248
Appearing like shark fangs, she of course has sharp jagged teeth!
Her clothing also includes many fang-shaped decorations to give her a sharper look.
Like with real sharks, her fangs are pretty easy to remove but grow back quickly.
They're often used as materials for accessories, and sometimes they give them as symbolic gifts to men, giving a part of themselves to him.
As they have the same properties as demon silver, they're also useful for forging weapons.
If a woman is attacked by a Mershark or struck by a weapon forged from their fangs, it seems like they'll often be transformed into a sea-dwelling monster such as a Nereid, Mermaid or Mershark.

Initially, I wanted to give her a bit of a rougher image with more messy and wavy hair, the finished version has a straighter hairstyle that converges inward a little to match the sharp, streamlined shape of a shark better, and also to look a bit like wet hair.
Their tips are colored white, resembling the upper teeth in a shark's maw. Combine this with the lower fang decoration around their necks, you get an appearance like the open mouth of a shark, with the inside shining red.

By the way, though their entire body is like a weapon with their fangs and shark skin, all of them are safe (?) like demon realm silver, rather, they've become suitable for intercourse, creating heat and throbbing in a man's body.
Even when hitting the blue part in between their tits during a titfuck, or hitting her fangs during a blowjob, it will not cause pain or bleeding, but instead cause a kind of sharp pleasure urging on a man's ejaculation.


That's all for her making of!

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>>16502104
Now that I can clearly see the shape of her teeth, I'm more sure than ever that the primary shark inspiration is the great white.

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>>16502285
Using your own, without enhancements, would be rewarding.
>cum-flation
I know people were talking about wanting to do that, but that's not my cup of tea as well.

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>>16502295
You can go 100% vanilla route and still get a daughteru. Sure, it will be a little bit harder, but your love will be so much that she'll get a special heart pupil.

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>>16502291
This is pretty interesting. Though one must wonder if evil people beat up human boys to a pulp and use them to lure sharks, which they capture to remove their teeths.
It's probably a valuable black market item.

Oh god poor sharks.

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>>16502248
I do love how the enty infos let us confirm what is and isn't clothes on a given girl.

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>>16502302
It's a good thing I waifu a mid-tier MG in regards to rarity and power, she's still high-tier to me, otherwise, If she ever came to be, it'd be long time before daughterus came along

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Evil monster girls?

This is what they all deserve:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLWo3IFQaik

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>>16502291
>Like with real sharks, her fangs are pretty easy to remove but grow back quickly.
>They're often used as materials for accessories, and sometimes they give them as symbolic gifts to men, giving a part of themselves to him.

Hnggggggggggggggggg!

I love gift-giving lore!

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>>16502315
Like I've said mine is a dragon so getting all the daughterus is insanely hard. I would be completely fine with having just her though.

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>>16502338
That's an admirable sentiment.

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>>16502283
she just says that so you don't feel bad about your incompetence

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KC on Dark Mage:

The monsterization of a Dark Mage stems from a human women embracing monsterlike desires and seeking to fulfill them, the defining point being that the monsterization originates from the person herself.
At the time they may not yet have found out details like the demonic energy's alterations. As they were beings close to monsters even before turning, their bodies don't undergo any major changes (in appearance) like a succubus's would, so that's why they seem to be a race close to humans (at first glance).

Though there isn't quite something like a feud between the two races, Dark Mages cause unfortunate incidents without much concern, so it seems like quite a number of the Sabbath's Witches get rather upset at the damage these Dark Mages deal to their reputation.

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>>16502343
Nah, actually, I'm would be way more than fine just having here. So much that I can't even put into words.
Having a daughteru with her is something from another world.

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>>16502051
Reminder it's a $10k fine for molesting a shark

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>>16502291
>Mershark pup gives a gummy smile as she hands anon a necklace made from her own teeth.

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>>16502380
But what if she asked me to molest her?

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>>16502380
Nah, sexual harassment is 8784.03 US dollars last I checked.

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>>16502373
Ah, that is something of a recurring theme, how the intentions and nature of the human woman can effect how they are as monsters. Nice to have such a detailed explanation.

And now I am imagining Sabbath PR campaigns as they try to get the word out that they are not the same race as those trouble-causing dark mages.

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>>16502385
>>16502386
It's just an outdated law to make sure you take responsibility.

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>>16502376
Yeah, the idea of actually settling down with a monster wife and having kids is quite a bizarre one. Not that I can say much, considering I'd want five.

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>>16502373
>people thought dark mage is anti-sabbath or something
>actually sabbath witches don't like them because dark mages are destructive assholes
Top lel

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>>16502291
>They're often used as materials for accessories, and sometimes they give them as symbolic gifts to men, giving a part of themselves to him.
Cute as fuck.
>If a woman is attacked by a Mershark or struck by a weapon forged from their fangs, it seems like they'll often be transformed into a sea-dwelling monster such as a Nereid, Mermaid or Mershark.
Easy to imagine some poor woman falling in the water and getting savaged by Mershark teeth, she would probably go on to attack a man in the same vicious manner.
>Even when hitting the blue part in between their tits during a titfuck, or hitting her fangs during a blowjob, it will not cause pain or bleeding, but instead cause a kind of sharp pleasure urging on a man's ejaculation.
Shark teeth blowjobs, KC is crazy and I wouldn't have it any other way.

Mershark is perfect.

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>>16502420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9TXsuJdsO4

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>>16502056
Man, water creatures just fit so well for being large types. Like whales, giant sharks, giant squids, etc. It's lovely.

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>>16502423
That egret toward the end!

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>>16502423
Those birds really don't give a fuck.

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So Mershark bite but don't hurt? Do they draw blood? Rip flesh?

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>>16502291
Mershark items must be nice, if a bit dangerous.

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>>16502473
Not for humans. That said, there is nothing stopping you from believing they do in your own world.

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>>16502473
inside of your body there is a clone of you made of spirit energy. That's what they damage.

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>>16502423
Notice how they seem to calm down when getting patted? And that last shark?

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>>16502482
Does this harm your spirit clone? And what would this attack look like?

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>>16502120
Critnuke or Nav?

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>>16502473
>Do they draw blood? Rip flesh?
No, but they can turn that off if need be.

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>>16502181
>I'm going to be introducing a "Merlion" eventually
Probably ages from now, but that's nice nonetheless.

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>>16502492
that last shark was moe as fuck

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Another wife commission was finished!

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>>16502512
Neat!

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>>16502493
That's described in the profile. Mana spills out of the spiritual wound and as it mixes with the mershark's mana it turns red.

Basically a mershark attack looks like a normal shark attack but all the red blood isn't actually blood.

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>>16502512
Those floors are flithy.

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>>16502527
Goo isn't hard to clean

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>>16502512
Really cute and sexual Gazer.

Those connected corners on the tile floor triggered me though.

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>>16502512
Hot damn, that tail fluff.
In any case, it's cute. Looks great!

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>>16502473
If doesn't if she doesn't want to, probably.

If she has to defend herself she can probably tear an arm off with her mouth.

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>>16502079

I desire to go to Wonderland every day.

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>>16502181
Proto Mershark has the cutest genki smile.

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>>16502079
Bandersnatch, Bewilderbeast, and Momerath girls when?

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>>16502079
Man, it sounds like I'd need some help from the Cogs to survive in Wonderland.

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>>16502524
Perfect fearboner.

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>>16502404
First you need to say that you love her.

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Mershark facesitting.

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>>16502104
>Rough skin
No thanks man, abrasions are annoying

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>>16502566
She doesn't look like a very polite girl. She's got that "Hey bitch boy. Get in this bed with me. Now."

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>>16502571
It doesn't matter how impolite she is. She can't move an inch on land with that fat tail of hers dragging behind.

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>>16502571
If she said that to me I would bop her on the nose. No one calls me bitch boy.

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>>16502577
>>16502580
Please don't bully the shark

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>>16502571
Even better

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>>16502585
She's the one who bullies, I would just defend myself.

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>>16502585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGJCnHf7Wj0
Bully the shark, did you know that in mersharks that don't lay eggs, the first pup will immediately start bullying its smaller siblings?

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>>16502590
Teach your shark daughterus well anons. They'll hurt each other.

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>>16502596
>>16502590
>shark
>daughterus
>plural
Please, no more than one mershark ever makes it out of the womb at the same time.

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>>16502604
That's only in some species. They used to always say that in Shark Week before it went to shit.

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>>16502104
Will she be hurt if I playfully bop her nose?

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>>16502608
Instinct kicks in and she gets panicked and scared. That's when you counter-rape her.

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>>16502608
No it would just be annoying really. And that's actually bad advice in a real shark attack, you aim for the eyes or gills.

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>>16502616
I've personally bopped sharks in the water, and it works just fine. Maybe not for YUGE sharks

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>>16502608
No

>>16502613
Bad meme

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>>16502608
no but she'll see it coming and bite your hand

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>>16502623
What happens if you bite her before she bites you?

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>>16502623
Joke's on her, I have two hands.

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>>16502626
The equivalent of a reverse mating press for a legless creature

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>>16502623
The hand is quicker than the shark.

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>>16502512
tilefucker.png

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>>16502655
Don't think tilefucker would appreciate the way the corners connect

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>>16502552
Alices are scary.

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>>16502660
The Alice from Madness Returns makes me pretty hard, not gonna lie.

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>>16502236
>his name is Dionysius
Well OF COURSE he'd end up with a Satyros.

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>>16502661
>absolutely adore her design and think she's hot as fuck
>can't bring myself to sexualize her because I'd feel like shit given the resolution of the game

I wish McGee got more budget for it at the time.

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>>16502291
>you get an appearance like the open mouth of a shark, with the inside shining red.
Huh, didn't notice it until now

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>>16502373
>2DPD human women who are so slutty they turned into monsters on their own
Kek

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>>16502697
I too thought that was clever.

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>>16502608
>>16502629
>>16502632
Sharks are NOT for nose bopping! They are for loving nose rubs and headpats!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NQezVfj0K4

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>>16502706
If not bopping what about booping?

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>>16502706
Nope. She is going to get bopped and then I"ll pinch her cheeks too while praising her teeth in a moking voice.
Thank god sharks are slow on land.

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>>16502706
>Sharks are NOT for nose bopping!
And if you do bop them, they bop back twice as hard.

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>>16502685
Don't you want to heal her mind, Anon? I thought you wanted to protect her smile.

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>>16502719
>Don't you want to heal her mind, Anon?
Give her an enema.

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>>16502713
Booping is acceptable, if followed up with eskimo kissing!

>>16502715
>living with an aquatic waifu on land
>not having a Gremlin-manufactured mobility aid

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>>16502717
Now I think about it. Getting Roughed up by a Mershark would be really nice.

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>>16502724
>Gremlin-manufactured mobility aid
I really should buy that Gyo hardcover.

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>>16502724
I would be sure to check if she has a gremlin friend before bopping.

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>>16502729
Not with boxing gloves on though. Her bare knuckle punches would cause sexual pleasure.

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>>16502719
That game was rough for me man, not just because it was clearly unfinished but I'm a psychologist myself so it was really fucking awkward given the reveal at the end and all that

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>>16502733
Of course anon.

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>>16502717
Cute!
Is this the same guy that drew the Moon Dorome?

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>>16502738
Mersharks and Redcaps would probably make a great team, being the violent sex bombs they are.

Redcap pirates riding Mersharks when?

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>>16502380

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>>16502731
H-how'd you know I was thinking about Gyo?

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>>16502747
MODS

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>>16502733
>Her bare knuckle punches would cause sexual pleasure.
why would they?

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>>16502747
>*sniff sniff*
>Onii-chan, you've been naughty again!
Goddamn sharks and their noses.
>>16502748
Always watching.

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>>16502750
When her scales rub on you, it causes sexual pleasure.

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>>16502760
Yeah, but that won't do anything about the pain of getting punched.

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>>16502762
>he doesn't get turned on when women punch him
pretty gay tee bee haytch

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>>16502736
>>16502685
Sexualize the queen instead.

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>>16502754
>Sharks can smell when you jerk off

This can't be good.

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>>16502739
It's this guy.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=16315265
He seems to have a fascination of sorts with boxing.
>>16502762
That's not true, her entire body has demon silver effects meaning she can't hurt you unless she really wants to.

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>>16502770
Would that exacerbate her anxiety about you not wanting to stay with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502769
Now we're talkin

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502773
Maybe she was away for a while. And you were lonely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502771
I lost my shit
I mean, that's great he's got an interest I guess
top kek what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502771
>Boxing Harpies.
Well that's unusual .

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to always drift off to sleep with thoughts of your waifus because dreams with them are the closest thing you'll ever get!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502563
Goddamit, I'm well aware. Can't believe you still remember that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502771
>That's not true, her entire body has demon silver effects meaning she can't hurt you unless she really wants to.
Only her teeth and scales do, it's not magically going to soften the impact of a fist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502799
I remember all the waifus and husbandos, Anon. I know that you also slap her butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502797
We should all practice lucid dreaming and do our best to meme monsters into existence.
>>16502808
>I remember all the waifus and husbandos, Anon
You're scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502771
>all of those boxing monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502803
Sure it does.

Consider this. Redcap literally beats you with a metal cleaver, and it just passes through you and only hurts your spirit energy. She may cut out your legs to stop you from running, but your legs are neither harmed nor hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502816
Judge not another man's pleasures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502815
No I'm not. I just have a good memory.

[Anonymous No.]

Anon don't kiss this belly it's dangerous. Can't you read the sign?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502830
Hmmm.

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>>16502826
That's because it's a demon silver weapon.
Monster girls can't just punch your spirit energy without hitting your body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502831
Oh shit it looks like a little face.

>>16502832
It's true.

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>>16502831
Nah man, that's just a pair of eyes, a mouth, and some random anime blushing effects on a belly. It's not like the owner would pounce on you and ride you like a bucking bronco if you did kiss it.

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>>16502803
They kind of have to soften/remove the impact though. After all if the only aspect of injury that is removed from the mamono realm silver effect is the actual cutting of the skin then you'd still be left with potentially serious injuries from the actual impact of the weapon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502831
Yes, rub the belly instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuqQklhZ-TA
I think I'm liking the concept of a mershark too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502849
Demon realm silver weapons can pass through a person's body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502856
Be careful, next thing you'll notice is that she is your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502837
They can when their skin is literally covered in material similar to said silver weapons.

One theme of the mershark is that her entire body is a weapon. She can "cut" a man with any part of her skin.

Now I bet you would still be pushed back if she punched you, but it seems likely a lot of the force would be directed to "wounding" your mana.

One can imagine a person's mana as making up a spiritual body that exists in every part of their physical body, and that it is this body that is damaged from such specialized weapons.

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>>16502837
What are spectral and incorporeal girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502856
Shark anon pls. Sharks aren't for belly rubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502837
Mershark can though. That's the whole point of this conversation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502864
>They can when their skin is literally covered in material similar to said silver weapons.
Okay, but what about everything beneath the scales?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502856
>Is a huge slut for belly rubs, headpats and hugs
>Is still a literal sea hellhound
What kind of trap for maledomfags is this? will i get proactively dated just because i wanted to touch the shark?

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>>16502873
Dude. Mamono mana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502873
What about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502878
Are you saying she throws sissy punches?

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>>16502862
Have they ever been described that way? It can be inferred I suppose, but its just as valid to take their description at face value. Namely they cut into you but they don't leave physical wounds.

>Also, it is often used for manufacturing weapons. Weapons made of mamono realm silver do not inflict wounds on the body of a cut opponent, instead inflicting damage on the opponent's magical energy. When an opponent's magical energy is wounded, mana or mamono mana will leak out from there, and they will lose their strength. In this way, it's possible to take away an opponent's strength to fight without harming or killing them.

To an observer it may look like the weapon just passes through, but it doesn't say if the person who is hit feels no impact or that the one using the weapon feels no resistance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502841
Very well, then who am I, mister memory man? Let's see if your abilities have any tangible usefulness to exploit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502882
Oh you're asking about her muscle mass. No she probably throws normal punches. She can't help if they target spirit energy instead of physical body.

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>>16502882
We're saying that the effect of the scales trumps or at least mitigates the effects of the muscles and bones underneath it.

Same for her teeth, I mean she has the strength to bite through chains and ship hulls. If the only protection one got from a bite was from being cut then they'd still end up with crushed bones and mutilated organs when she attacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502125
>>16502181
>>16502248
>>16502291

This >>16502314

>They're often used as materials for accessories, and sometimes they give them as symbolic gifts to men, giving a part of themselves to him.
KC please, that's the kind of stuff you should put in the profile, that small detail makes her that much better

>hitting her fangs during a blowjob
That's my fetish and I am happy he acknowledged it

Thanks for the translation, you're a blessing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502771
Yetis can't box, their punches feel like getting hit with a soft and fluffy pillow

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502896
You the guy with a demon waifu who was spooping the guy with a mayadere dark slime waifu yesterday because she wants to take over? I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502909
Good enough! Though that's hardly indicative of crystallization of mid to long-term memory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502914
So I got it right? Eh.

You are the one that has been doing those recolors right? And you work with the mindflayers too I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502920
Not so sure about the mindflayers part, I think that was a bleedover from the psychology discussion, but yeah, I've been doin them recolors. Though there's another Demon guy working on his own as well, but I don't think he's finished any yet.

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>>16502717
And suddenly I'm thinking of a scene from Hajime no Ippo. The practice session with the reporter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502927
Yep. You work with the flayers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502875
I bet Mersharks really enjoy affectionate things like that though.
I bet she'd ask you for double handed headpats while she's riding you senseless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502927
I know you're the one who got the high def demon picture from the album guy though. How're those HD remakes coming along~?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502931
Ah, I see now.

>>16502941
Eeeeehhhhhh grreat anon, I'm uh, workin hard on em as we speak... I'll probably pick em up on the weekend

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502947
Fight hard, Demon's husbando.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502947
>that spoiler

Haha, sounds good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502909
>spooping
Pssshhha

[Anonymous No.]

Is there some kind of loophole in Demon contracts where I can ask for a specific waifu and thus not have to marry the Demon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502963
Nope

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502963
Talk with the Tanukis and Demons. They'll get stuck on each other and you can get your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502963
That might be one of the very, very few ways you can get a Bad End, if even possible
At the end of your long lifu with your waifu you'd die and instead of happily going to Afterlife or becoming Undead with your waifu your soul would be in the property of the Demon, who might be a little bit more rapey from the pent up waiting for you to die part

But really, no

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502053
Anyone want to see anything specific in this? I'd say they're pretty well equipped as far as love dungeons go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502959
Is she the one that spoops?

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>>16502959
You got a lotta nerve after I let you off the hook, Griswald! Also, hey.
>>16502963
I'm pretty sure the Demon is the one who writes the contract and they probably go over it for years and years to make sure there are no loopholes like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502936
>Double handed headpats
T-that's too lewd, Anon! how can such degeneracy exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502984
Touch the shark. Do it now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8Mt3Dzz0Oo

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502988
You are going too far with those videos man, think about the embarrassed shark ladies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502966
>>16502973
Sad

>>16502970
I don't think Tanukis deal in contracts, they're just good at making money

>>16502980
Now I want a CC Demon who has been writing her contract ever since I was born

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502997
I wonder if little demons with childish hand writting write dumb contracts for their little special friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502975
She's only startled by jump scares really. She dives into her hat.
>>16502980
Yoooooo. Looking forward to more of your edits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502997
Well hey now, you'd be stealing the backstory to my waifu's contract, kek

>>16503006
Ask that one anon with the childhood-friend Demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502988
This is essentially a mershark jav video isnt it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502988
>If you rub your hand from the shark's head to its tail, the skin feels smooth. But if you run your hand in the opposite direction, it is really tough like sandpaper. So next time you pet a shark, pay attention to its skin!
Would you intentionally rub her the wrong way to arouse her with your leaking spirit energy?
I would

>>16503006
Contracts given to childhood friends have to be the strongest kind that are impossible to break no matter what
Anon would be wondering how come all the other boys get raped and seduced while no monster girl ever bother him

>>16503012
>Spoiler
Good taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502236
>Dionysius
Seconding >>16502683

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503021
Nomen est omen, like the Romans said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503011
I'm flattered! I'll work hard on them this weekend.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lV8i-pSVMaQ&t=14s

>Mersharks based on real-life sharks depending on the region of the world they dwell in
>Great White Mersharks, while being some of the largest and most terrifying looking are also some of the, if not the most elusive
>Often dramatized about by fishermen and dwellers of the ocean as goliath Mersharks capable of destroying entire warships with just her body's blunt force
>See a Great White Mershark in the water, the 'White Death' as they call them. Well, her scales are more of a ruddy grey than anything.
>She looks pretty silly, like an overweight waif from the side with a jovial smirk on her face
>Taking your knife, you slash your hand, the iron of the blade stinging as you blood the water
>White Death my rosy red asschee--
>That's when she notices you, turning to face your direction
>The vision of the dopey, chubby waif is gone, her aristocratic and angular features as clear as day like an arrowhead pointing at you
>Start to panic, pulling at the line of rope to have the boys hoist you back up
>Pull a third time only to find the rope slack, a jerk leaving you having to keep from water going into your nostrils upside down
>She's staring at you, grabbing your ankle and up righting your body to look in her eyes, black and cold like doll's eyes
>You're out of breath, bubbles going everywhere when she opens her mouth to show those rows of pointed teeth, but as you're struggling, she bite-kisses the lower half of your face
>Starts feeding air into your lungs, your ankle and face pleasurably throbbing and burning with desire as the whole world turns red around you
>Your lips ache with wanting to be together with hers as she pulls back, licking her lips of your taste, one hand gripping your balls through your pantaloons
"You like that? I'll be biting you a~lot more from now on, Husband."
>TFW her vagina is very much like a Dolphin's, with exquisitely skilled and powerful muscles that milk and edge you relentlessly before she explodes into a shoulder exploding love bite during your mutual climax in those cloudy, red waves

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502236
>New(ish) writefag
Good. We need some content in here outside of the occasional new girls and endless memes.
With Peterdnzl back too I'm hoping 2017 will be like 2013/14 and have lots of writefags making content again.
I also want RS back, he actually knew how to write Manticores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503069
Hot damn

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go cage diving to tease shark girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503086
It would be fun, but it would probably end up really badly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503086
Jokes on you when they get frustrated and just bite right through the cage.

After all, the tanuki who sold you the cage only ever said it was shark proof, not mershark proof.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502808
Jesus, The fact that you even remember the butt slaps surprises me. Please tell that's all you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503092
That's next level teasing, since sharks don't share, so the others just get even more frustrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503069
Mersharks are hot and have a lot of potential.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503092
>You will never enjoy your diving hobby without being husbando'd
Feels like suffering, i just want to swim in peace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503100
They are the perfect aquatic sexual predator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503086
>flopping your erect dick around in the water while taunting the Mersharks outside the cage

Anon that's not a good idea. Pumped up rage + sexual lust is not a good combo. Well not good for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503097
Yep, it's all I know, so you don't need to worry.

I mainly remember all of that becaus eI was the one talking to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503106
>bad idea
You know nothing of what you talk, anon. For good measure i will fap underwater in that cage, that will teach them sharks.

[Anonymous No.]

I accidentally a japanese goburin is this bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503111
They are going to open the cage, anon. They have arms!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503111
ANON NO! Once that mana scent goes up their nostrils, there is no going back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503069
You're gonna need a bigger 'boat'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503117
>No going back
I know! isn't it beautiful? it's the perfect crime!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503127
She might get stuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYpGfqEK1A4

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503107
I remember our conversation about how I would be a pretty lame husbando. Even down to someone implying that I raped my own waifu.
Also, muscles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503132
If that guy escaped unraped, why shouldn't i?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMwmqp3GLMc

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503144
I lost my shit the first time I saw this, what a fucking garbage movie, but very 'so bad its good'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503145
It's a classic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503138
Lame husbandos don't exist. I mean, you would teach your daughterus some very wrong things, but they and your waifu would still love you very much.
I kinda remember how you met your waifu and also that you got caught up on her style and ended up forgetting to confess, but you still managed to make that up by having five little cuties.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never just lay on the couch with your waifu and stare at the ceiling together while talking about life and why you're even there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503144
I love when I know what something is before I even open it. Deep Blue Sea with Mersharks could be amusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502044
Nice eye placement.

Jesus, you guys will impregnate anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503169
Pretty much.

[Anonymous No.]

What would a Monster Girl game show be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503069
I shudder to think of the mershark take on a Bull.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503169
Dragons, Vampires, Demons it doesn't matter to us. if it has a human torso and head and loves us why wouldn't we impregnate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503176
Imagine 'The Dating Game' meets the temple runs from 'Legends of the Hidden Temple'

[Anonymous No.]

Insect paizuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502260
Jack, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503183
Regura insect.

[Anonymous No.]

Insect paizuri

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503189
Clothed paizuri is the ultimate fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmOXA7JaBQs

No one gets past the Silver Monkey.

Contestants need to put clothes on her while she grins.

Her underwear is far too small for her large rear end. It ends with frustration, their faces pressed against her silver ass cheeks, trying to haul the underwear up her thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503086
>Anon buys the most safe and secure cage
>Uses it to dive into monster controlled seas
>Scyllas and Krakens keep squezing inside to molest him
>He has to move 4 times before finding a place without them
>Finally finds a Mershark infested cage
>They go crazy and bite at the cage
>The bars lasts 2 minutes
>Anon was then made into the beloved Mershark gang's husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503174
Nothing is safe anon, not even the children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503198
The best 2 minutes of his life, i'm sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503198
They will not be gentle.

[Anonymous No.]

Despite their short stature, are Devils perfectly viable as housewives?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503216
That Devil is stacked! Even though she's short!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503216
If by housewives you mean cocksleeves then yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503207
More like the scariest
Unless he has a fetish for fear boners

>>16503210
Sex is the most brutal stuff but they'll be very gentle about everything else

>>16503216
Devils are top 3 best wife species
Their whole stick is that they spoil their husband with their wife skills

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503180
Top kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503216
Big girls are better, but if the little ones try hard enough it can work.

[Anonymous No.]

MY CAR IS FANTASY

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503216
>implying short-stackedness is a detriment to housewifeing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503216
They make great coworkers at the very least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503216
Devils and Demons are both top tier housewives
For some reason all of the 'extremist faction' of succubi family monstergirls seem to have housewifin' stuff in their profiles

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503152
Well hey! I just said that I'd show my daughterus how to make smores with their tails. There's nothing wrong with that. Just ignore the "Leave no trace" and "It's not illegal if no one sees it" bits. And yeah I wasn't exactly on top of my "reciprocation of love game" with my waifu. But it's nice knowing that even though I'm a rampant screw-up that my waifu would still care for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503070
>Spoiler
I'll agree with that on the exception that ELH and Seafoam can write Manticores fairly well also. Same thing with that unnamed Anon who wrote Aiden Lannister. Part of the problem is you have, at least in my opinion, people like Bob and Bollocks who did it for attention/shock-and-awe like a submissive Manticore who got electrocuted, 'erotically' cut with blades, and all that. It's all about the way you present her. She can either be a submissive whelp of a monster or an actual lioness in sexual dominance, never letting her man think that he'll call the shots until he's learn her way of love. That being said, Frankie the Manticore is still in my top three for non-smut stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503250
It's demonic propaganda, they want to show they are the "new vanilla", absolutely disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503247
She could even flutter around the house with her Devil wings, provided her fat tits and ass don't weigh her down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503293
Anon, that's crazy talk. Would this face lie? You remembered to take that medicine this morning, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503216
She is godtier wife but I vastly prefer original profile devil desu senpai

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503303
I would wife a chubby shortstack devil quite easily

[Anonymous No.]

>bought doujins
>too scared to read them properly because of bending pages and it's annoying to turn pages

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503341
You're not going to bend them if you just put your thumb in the middle and hold it open that way.
Just don't retard-strength it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502856
The music reminds me of The Precursor Legacy.

I wonder what a Lurker Mershark would be like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503341
Books are made to be opened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503341
Just be delicate with your hands in both senses of what I'm talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502717
>ywn have your Mershark beat you up then hate rape you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502248
>Parts like the blue armor around her chest and lower abdomen are just deformed scales, and the scales covering her genitalia can be removed freely using magic as usual!
I'v come to just headcanoning out all the stupid shit he tacks on. Like the ghoul's bone bits and the blood paint.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the Monster Girl version of a man's blazing heart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503341
I hope your like this with your waifu. Preserve its/her purity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503387
Books actually get off it, so open that slutty doujin to your heart's contents!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503420
A fiery libido?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503420
It would depend on the species
Salamanders definitely have a blazing heart too
A Succubus on the other hand would have a romantic soul or some other cheesy stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>play mmo videogames with mgs
>game only has female character playable, they don't know who you are, they assume you are one a mg too.
>voice chat is pretty much mandatory to progress further
>join room
>all those different mg voices, some of you can recognize, they chat nonstop about the game and how they want a bf
>Fire1-1:"anon you need to join too for this part, its too complicated if you just use chat"
>Tailofspade:"yeah don't be shy girl, there are no guys on the internet anyway. Haha... ha...fuck..."
>:StripeJin:"Hurry up damnit, and lets get over with this, Im at my limit, if you know what I mean"
>Eyesolation: "don't be rude cat, anon just join, we don't bite"
>xXBlood_brideXx:"for now"*laugh*
>finally give in
>"hello, can all of you hear me?"
>that deep male voice echoes, followed by utter silence

uh oh

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503420
A Salamander's tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503489
You're going to get a whole bunch of friend requests and lewd pictures anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503489
>This premise has so much potential for comedy yet no writefag touches it
It's a damn shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503489
Being a guy streamer is suffering in MGC. People will want to swat you just to see the resulting gangbang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503489
>Ah! A cute boy!
>Maybe if I give him some nice items, he'll date me in real life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503489
>Use voice modifier to sound like a girl
>They can still hear your spirit energy

[Anonymous No.]

Figured out how to free my hands up a bit. Time to indulge in some semen demons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503489
>>16503510
>Make the genius decision to share your universe-equivalent snapchat account
>phone almost constantly buzzing with lewd snaps from girls asking you to either get on webcam with you or asking when you're gonna tell them where you live

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503489
And during that raid you suddenly got a lot of gear.
Oh lord, think of the whispers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503520
N-Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503489
>tfw you have a high pitched voice that sometimes people mistake as a girl or a really young boy
>You'll never get to tease Monster Girls in voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503489
>xXBlood_brideXx
I bet she's the type to refrain from whispering you, just to make you interested in her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503521
Damn. It would be so hard trying to pick a girl to love. I'd want to love them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503520
I feel both disgust and jealousy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503520
>that Tengu one
I was unlucky enough to see what that was while searching Tengus on Pixiv.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503520
My dude just buy a hip off nls and you'll have a much better experience
http://en-nls.com/pict1-40530?c2=9999

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503525
>(Whisper) StripeJin: I'm fingering myself right now
>(Whisper) StripeJin: No, don't say anything, just keep talking normally in voice chat
>(Whisper) StripeJin: I just want you to know every time you say something I can feel my @$%* buzz
>(Whisper) StripeJin: When you laugh I swear it feels like my &%$@ is gonna clench my #$*#@ fingers off
>(Whisper) StripeJin: I wanna @%&# your *#@$ until your #$*@ empty all of your man juice into me
>(Whisper) StripeJin: just know that whenever you're talking over VC from now on

fucking chat profanity filter

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503545
I'm scared to ask but what was it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503557
Ignorance is bliss, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503511
Because it's not exactly interesting or original.

[Anonymous No.]

How much muscle is too much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503555
I wouldn't resist being lewd to monster girls online.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503555
Does it get worse if the MGs in chat know I'm getting a boner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503571
Broly proportions, or the degree of buff that's one level below full beast form in Altered Beast.

At that point, it looks like a Terry Gilliam cartoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503580
But you wife wants to be the strongest.
And Broly is strongest there is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503571
/d/ tier is too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503571
When she has broad shoulders and no plump gropeable parts. Also fuckhuge Hulk-hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503489
This is why I'd only play majority-solo MMOs like a classic-Runescape equivalent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503555
I just post that I have a fat fetish and get her to leave me alone.

>>16503587
And what's your definition for that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503571
If they look like Mr.Universe contestant, then you've gone too far. Also this>>16503590

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503592
Hyper muscle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503591
>buying bf

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503578
Only if you let them know that's happening.
There'd be the really direct types like her, the clueless 'I bet if I show I'm superior at the game it will make him attracted to me' types, the white knight/orbiter types, the stalker types, the 'innocent' types that message you photos of them 'trying on clothes' or 'doing yoga', etc etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503592
Think Mr Universe chocolate golems. Or someone who abuses synthol and have literal popeye arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503617
The innocent ones sound nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503571
When they just become a man with a woman's head and tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503585
And now I feel like an ass.

Bear in mind it's not the muscle I object to; rather the proportions. When she's so ripped that her head becomes the size of her foot, then that's just gonna look bizarre.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember: Abomination girls need love too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502856
So what happens if you boop their nose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503624
Your next line is '>ywn have a teasing onee-san monstergirl who's always 'accidentally' letting you sneak lewd views of her'!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503545
Get out of there Attila you can't drive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503633
Would you let an abomination stick her tentacles in your mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503633
I read that as 'albino' girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503650
What happens in the bedroom stays in the bedroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503633
I agree. I hope some kind or insane anon loves them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503639
She will be very annoyed, or she will like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503648
But driving is good civilization!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503633
They do indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503534
my voice is like a shitty weekly villains.

>>16503617
>'I bet if I show I'm superior at the game it will make him attracted to me'

This is my favorite one, It would actually work on me, but no way I would tell them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503650
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503665
Well I mean aren't you supposed to punch an actual shark in the nose because it disorients them? The lewd equivalent would be like touching their nipples or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503648
Attila the Hun is a big girl, she knows what she's doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503668
>>16503724
Nero is better though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503724
No she's not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503730
Umu is for depraved sex, sick fetishes, and spoiling with headpats in post coital cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503739
Would Umu be a dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503315
I'd prefer a loli demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503750
Yep.
A red one.
She'd demand you serve her, be it as a servant or husband. She'd also probably try and get you to build a harem the pair of you can share considering she's a canon harem-fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503759
>spoiler

Perfect. We will collect so many different types of monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503757
You rang? Do momma a favor and go get me some smokes, CHOP CHOP!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503772
You say that but you do realize you're going to be dealing with a hedonist of the highest order right?

She's going to want MORE of everything so you'll need to try and dissuade her from delving too deeply into decadence.

You'll also have to watch out for her headaches and singing.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it good parenting to let your Mershark daughter nibble on you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503781
I can help her with her headaches and sing along with her singing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503792
But you aren't listening if you're singing with her.
Unless you want a duet.

[Anonymous No.]

How rare are big Wendigos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503797
Of course I want a duel.

Actually thinking about it a Phantom would suit her too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503789
Just a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503806
A certain black dragon would help as well, although it would be difficult to get them to work together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503811
Oh well.

Sorry who's the black dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503818
Her rival in music.
The up and coming pop star.
Liz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503825
Oh yes. Liz Bathtoy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503555
A terrible yet hilarious idea is to respond to that by teasing them.
It would be great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503845
Yep.
The ever beautiful pop queen.

It'll take some work to get the pair singing together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503853
I can try.

If not it'll be fun to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503860
It'll all be good up until they try to sing over each other and you end up with the two fighting each other over who is the lead singer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503864
Just do what someone with two opposing Monster Girls in their harem.

Just sit back and let them tire themselves out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503804
i need a dire wendigo now

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna sleepu with the sheepu

Any other notable entries for making a 'sleepy' harem? I'm messing around with themed groups of MGs for the fun of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503775
Yes mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503880
That may last a while, especially if the pair are full dragons now.
The real question is what you'll do with them once they're tired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503880
>Not forcing them into paired bondage as a team building exercise

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503882
Wendiro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503888
Dark Slimes slime can cause drowsiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503895
Anon, that'll just get Nero wet and Liz angry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503888
I dig 3 of those four, the other one i am indifferent to

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503789
Only so long as she doesn't understand sex. When she gets to that age, It's time to introduce her to some nice shota whose parents you trust to raise him right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503888

No Dormouse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503888
I'd definitely snuggle and sleep with a Dorome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503892
Time for bed I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sleep on kitsune tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503920
So you take them to bed?
Well, that would be appropriate.

The real thing you'll need to watch out for is the morning When Nero starts smugly talking about how you must have enjoyed her bountious chest while Liz counters that it looked more like you were being smothered and that her flat chest was better for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503899
I don't remember it saying that. Also too aggressive. The theme is lazy, slow, sleepy sex, then actual sleep! Then drowzy sex!

>>16503911
Whoops, overlooked. I'll add one.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sleep while coiled a Kejourou's hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503926
Mofu is top tier sleeping material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503927
Well Nero's not wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503933
I want to sleep wrapped around cloth woman's cloth.

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me anon, since fighting back against the Monster Girl menace means you're the villain, what would your theme be?

Go on, don't be shy Marshall Anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5UxPwJe5ug

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503939
That's just going to get Liz pouting.

You're dealing with two attention hog dragons here Anon.

You need to praise both without making one get more than the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503926
Is she from a Mobage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503946
I didn't even mean to get Liz.

God dammit am I accidentally making a harem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503944
Fighting MGs is stupid. You'll live a much happy laifu loving MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503888
Updated. Now with 1/5th more sleepiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503959
>1/5
>Going from 4 to 5
Someone needs to retake 5th grade math

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503958
I don't think it's stupid, it's actually kinda cool.

Also, what if my waifu wanted to fight other MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503919
I'm quickly falling in love with Doromes myself. They're just my style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503955
Yes.
Yes you are.

>>16503948
Looks like Grand Blue Fantasy.

I play it and Fate GO

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503968
Can't, too sleepy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qif0oZTxpA

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503978
Well I hope I get Blue Seiba out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503975
Why would she want to do that? I guess if she's a Salamander that makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503902
With application of plenty of spirit energy, they might grow to enjoy it together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503978
>Fate GO
disgust.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503976
They quickly moved up into my top 10 and now are at number 6. It's a close tie for number 5 between a jabberwock and dorome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfW4pefWaiI

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503990
You do get blue Seibah dragon but run the risk of getting THE OTHER red dragon.

>>16503992
Maybe.
The first time would probably have Liz worried about her "Pride as an Idol"

>>16503998
Have I ever implied I'm not Garbage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503944
Anon, I waifu a Salamander, if MGs were to spontaneosly spring into existence, I'd have an inferno iguana trying to duel me all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503991
She kinda has the personality of one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASj81daun5Q

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503948
Nah, from Aegis by an official artist.

The artbook has different mobages though including Granblue and Fate though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503998
It has nice titty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDT2O08Ltxg

Fitting for a last stand before someone claims me as her husbando

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504012
That's the game with that cute brown girl I made a folder of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503888
Minotaurs too since it says they just mostly sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504019
So does 99% of mobage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504010
But why would she want to harm another MG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504019
Have and maxed her.
Best lancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504028
That was my thinking behind the Holstaur, since they also just mostly sleep
Although Minotaurs then brutally mating press you when they aren't sleeping or will fuck until they pass out, whereas I can see a Holstaur by comparison being fine with slow sleepy sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504007
Its a risk I'm willing to take.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503944
My heart may be black, but it's longing is real, and desire is steady.

I will fight back the Redcap menace.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OPc7MRm4Y8

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503757
There actually is art of that. No clue why the fucker deleted his Pixiv though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504019
How is there no nip visible in that dress?! As a titty man, this kind of blatant ignorance of anatomy is infuriating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504000
Are you me? Almost the same thing, except just a regular dragon instead of a wonderlandragon at 5 on mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504042
You say that now but will you say it when a tomboy clone of Dragon Seibah shows up and demands to see the man that romanced her mother?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504046
She's using mana to conceal her nipples like Passion Lip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504022
>95% chance to avoid rape
>Failed!

That's MGE baby!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504032
She wouldn't show up and just "hurt" her. She would challenge her for a duel to show off her strength.
She would probably put me up for a few fights too.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't fall for the loli's tricks and schemes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504053
"Say hi to your new dad?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504067
>put me up for a few fights

That doesn't sound very caring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4Hnlrrva3Y

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504071
Oh boy.
You just opened an entirely new can of worms.
Enjoy being spied upon by Mordred.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504070
Would you buy her the sweets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503944
this is probaly the theme for most people here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76vSFX9XpGc [Embed]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504070
>>16504083
If she actually tells me the way, sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504083
All the sweets she could eat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504070
Tim is a cool dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504072
Don't worry, she would polish me up nicely and I would like to show her how strong I am too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504070
>loli's
I've always wanted to release a few dire chupacabras near a sabbath temple, can't loli'fy what ya can't catch, and is thirsty

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VU7qTVkjMWU

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504081
Hey I might not be like his old father...mother...whatever but she doesn't have to hide from me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504092
>Hotglue night
Great, now I want to write about a pocket Automaton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504103
But then she wouldn't see how you and Fa-MOTHER act in Private.

The only one fit for her mother must really be something special and she wants to see it for her self.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgl_HrxlUH4

No, I didn't misread you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504115
I think minigirls are cute to look at, but they hold no appeal in the fuckability department unless they're MGE Fairy sized.

[Anonymous No.]

So ancient Megalodon mersharks are as big as her?

[Anonymous No.]

We get it, you like them novels about fucking king Arthur in a skirt

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504134
They're going to be at the 7-8ft range instead of giantess-tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504148
>f
That would be best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504148
>giantess-tier.
at what height are we in giantess territory

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n6WP9qHyRM

You are now imagining Dire Undead Horse Pussy Waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504168
like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfPW88vQMEQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504168
I'm really not, but I swear I've heard this song. Invincible can't be it's name because I've got nothing by that name in my collection of Wow soundtracks, but I've heard this song.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504148
Aren't Mersharks already 6-7ft minimum? Where's that species height chart

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503944
https://youtu.be/e73EDBGrHQg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504148
>7-8ft
If you account the shark half that's pretty small for an average one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504167
I personally view up to 8 feet as still can be excused as just 'really really tall'
8 to 14 feet is mini-gts and best
14 to 30 feet is small giantess
30 to 60 is normal giantess
Anything more than that is 'unworkable' or completely unfeasible in anything outside of a one-shot scenario or unless the world is built around their existence specifically

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504211
i back this chart

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UY81yYFzgiU

>fighting back against the Monster Girl menace means you're the villain

Protecting the human race is not a villainous action, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0zdqeivGaU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loTcZHoIYfQ

Or the single greatest thing from western fantasy cinema: https://youtu.be/uZ_Hjv_mCrc?t=110

SPEARS SHALL BE SHAKEN
SHIELDS SHALL BE SPLINTERED
A SWORD DAY
A RED DAY
ERE THE SUN RISES
RIDE NOW
RIDE
RIDE FOR RUIN, AND THE WORLD'S ENDING!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504126
Look I draw the line here.

She can listen from the door but I don't want to know when she's doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504238
But humanity is not worth protecting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504242
>Ride for ruin
What's the psychology behind this sentiment? The vikings were the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504269
But that's just going to make her MORE curious,
She may even want you to show her what was done without MOTHER

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504280
Men have a primal urge to wreck shit and on some level to be put into dire scenarios so as to be able to prove their worth as men
When you are or want to get really amped up speaking to that in front of a crowd of men will speak to that part of them and help them ignore the thought of dying long enough to fight hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504280
It basically means that even if the odds are grossly stacked against you, even impossible, it's better to ride and meet the world's ending with a sword in hand rather than die like a coward in the dirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504280
Rather burn up than fade away. Go out and earn your death like the warrior you know you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSn23ReXfyQ&

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504295
Oh lorks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503633
That's an old drawing!!! i feel ashamed every time it gets posted, have the updated version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504302
>ignore the thought of dying long enough to fight hard
But the entire message is "Die well, motherfucker." What do you think ride for ruin means?

>>16504304
>>16504310
Yeah, but what's the psychology behind it? Why are men inspired to go out with a bang?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503944
I don't have one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504322
Cute eldritch abomination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504322
Huge fan. Keep up the good work drawing those cute MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504324
Everyone wants to believe that their final moments have impact. Its simply the most hopeful way to approach coming death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504324
If you dwell on the reality of death for too long, it will catch up to you and your natural instinct as a living being will cause you to panic or fear or try and survive as opposed to continue charging in to slay more orcs
In the moment fantasizing or glorifying death in a manner so as to separate the idea of death from the reality of death helps people push aside that natural instinct
So in a way, even saying 'die well motherfucker' is helping the individual ignore the truth of death, which is cessation of thought and empty voids and all of that existential nastiness that doesn't give a care in the world if you spent our last moments with a sword in your hand or shitting on the john

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504324
>Why are men inspired to go out with a bang?
Guys I think there's a monster girl in our midst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504347
L O N D O N

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504321
Do it anon, she'll show you that she can be even better than MOTHER

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504347
No, I have the same instinct, but that doesn't mean I understand it.

>>16504342
>>16504345
I suppose so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504350
Right she's grounded.

[Anonymous No.]

>Youtube vids embeded as advertisements
Neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504363
Meant for
>>16504352

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504373
But Whhhhhhhhhy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504374
No dicking the daughteru, even if adopted.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys I only just discovered monster girls and I think I'm falling in love with one.

Wat do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504390
What species? Directions will follow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504390

Accept it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504390
Welcome to the family son.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW no stories with fairies in them
You guys disappoint me more than I do my own parents

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504331
thanks!
>>16504336
thank you, i will! i apreciate the support.

One of these days when im art blocked i'll come to drawfag your monster waifus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504388
She is a consenting adult that was speed aged and she wants to see whats so great about the thing you do with mother!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504390
>Wat do?
Lurk more, that's wut do

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504390
This >>16504392
You may not be alone, but its best to at least explore around first

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504390
Accept your flaw and find a nice paladin-chan to correct your corruption-stained mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504390
Embrace it fully, and keep the shitposts and unrelated images to a minimum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFfybn_W8Ak

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504390
So you're a newfag?

Lurk and don't start shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504398
As long as you keep drawing cute Shogs, I'll be content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504392
>>16504393
>>16504395
>>16504402
>>16504406
>>16504405
Here she is. Pls no bully

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504417
Queen of ass slaps. Beat her rump like bongos and they will go crazy for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504417
>Monkey pussy
Decent choice.

[Anonymous No.]

Could armor be made from discarded Mershark teeth? Because I'm starting to imagine their potential to be used in the construction of Automaton equipment.

>>16504398
>One of these days when im art blocked i'll come to drawfag your monster waifus!
Bless you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504417
Good taste. I hope you stick your banana in her and don't let go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504400
I'll tell her when she's older.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504400
She can find that out for herself by finding her own husband. And no age advancements for you, missy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504417
>monkey butt
Nice! Enjoy your crazy suspended congress shenanigans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504424
Obviously making teeth into armor would be a strenuous process. Weapons would make more sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504428
She is though!
She's a grown adult, even if she doesn't quite look like one!


>>16504430
Then she'll just make you her husband!
Then you'll have to teach her!

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/q4T391eQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504424
What if you make an armor made of Mershark teeth to protect against weapons made from Mershark teeth, is it a good idea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504417
Fine choice, a bit vanilla for my tastes but as to be expected of a newcomer. Now lurk and read the world guides and we'll see if you stick around once you get a better picture of the setting

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504435
>Then she'll just make you her husband!
Nope, I'm taken. And no matter how much we love her, her mother has a spotless record with eliminating love rivals. That's a pun, she's horrifically messy. I mean jesus, you'll find parts of the body stuck on the ceiling that have no business being outside of the body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504435
Right, Mama-Nero will explain through one of her five hundred act plays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504437
>Praxis

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502181
>delinquent reputation but a delicate spirit, "Mershark".
A best.

>>16502291
>They're often used as materials for accessories, and sometimes they give them as symbolic gifts to men, giving a part of themselves to him.
Cute. Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504417
Why her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504388
>not giving your adopted daughter a promotion

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504437
What the fuck is this garbage
Reads like a fucking 14 year old wrote it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504446
To be fair, this wouldn't be the first time they killed each other.

>>16504450
Anon, her mother is the blue one.
And one she gets her sanity back, you're going to have a daughter that wants the D from you harder than ever, along with a warped sense of 'common' bedtime shenanigans.


Cumflation is normal right?
EXTREME cumflation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504437
>Praxis
>*actions*
>self inserting to the point where you use your name for the MC
>It reads like an RP chatlog
>FUCKING PRAXIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504455
She's cute and has a tom-boyish personality I guess. Don't get me wrong though, all the MG's are damn cute, but she was the one for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504451
>>16504466
What's a praxis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504463
Well crap.

And they're ALL her mothers now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504475
A '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''setting'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' for monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504463
>To be fair, this wouldn't be the first time they killed each other.
Yes it would, don't reach your grubby daughter dicking fingers back into my family history and try to change things. It's not happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504478
Yep.
You've only made her want it more.
This is why you don't do dragon harems, anon.

They tend to grow.

Nero is also a bad teacher about courtly love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504437
Is this a new one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504480
Did i miss something? i feel like i should know about what you guys are shitting on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504488
Read back on the conversation anon.
Your daughteru and her mother have killed each other once upon a time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504437
>Praxis
>Doesn't even appear to be proofread
>Reads like a middle-schooler wrote it
>In the same tier of shit as 2013 - 2014 Alp, Ovaries, and Sukiru Ikeda

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504495
If I remember correctly someone got buttmad over MGE so they went and made their own setting with blackjack and hookers.
It turned out about as well as you might expect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504472
That's good to hear, anon, I'm glad you found her.
>All the MG's are damn cute
And that's a good attitude to have, all the girls have their merits. Who are your other favourites?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504504
Again? what's with all the pseudo-KCs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504491
Oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504496
>Your daughteru and her mother have killed each other once upon a time.
No they haven't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503804
I think they should exist, since KC said that big Atlach-Nachas are a thing so I don't see why a big Wendigo couldn't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504495
Once upon a time, there was a lunatic who couldn't draw or write and thought KC's setting and monsters were shit. So he drew and wrote his own, then kept bugging everyone at his forum to use his setting, including Iron Beast. When Iron Beast said no, the lunatic sent him a badly drawn picture of him crying with some of his own monstergirls.

It's the most autistic thing ever, and would be almost Sonichu levels if Raet was just a tiny bit crazier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504495
You know how we argue/discuss alot about the various more eccentric parts of the MGE setting such as child-blowjob-practice-fruit or the fact that more than half of the MGs would have no problem raping a man on sight if single?
Some snowflakes couldn't hang with the fact that sometimes its okay to just have a general acceptance and loose application of headcanon to either accept or politely ignore that kind of stuff and went and made a name for their own wank setting

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504513
>anon accidentally causes his adopted daughteru to want the D big time.
>Shrugs
>"Oh well!"
>Laugh track plays before he's tackled by daughter, Dragon Nero, and Liz and brought into a forceful love making session as credits roll.
>After credits scene is dragon Arturia joining in after a sigh of disappointment at the sight.

[Anonymous No.]

Didn't know Fate was monstergirls
That grand order shit is more absurd than I thought apparently

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504522
>Me and My Dragonm Wives was filmed in front of a live studio audience

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504531
FGO does have pic-related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503944
Here is how it would go down for me.
>be fighting MGs
>clear out a couple before one catches my gaze
>can't tell what MG she is
>get into brawl with unknown MG, full armor and all
>knock helmet off
>long hair falls and starts forming tendrils
>its a Kejourou my waifu
>both stare at each other for a moment
>fall for each other then and there
>start fighting along with waifu for the glory of MGs

>some time later
>encounter old unit and they recognize me
>"What happened to you, Anon? You were like a brother to us! Why have you betrayed us?"
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR0N2eguwb8 starts playing
>"I had seen the true meaning of my life and I will do anything for her!"
>my old unit will see the true meaning too...

Side question: do you think that Kejourou can make fists with their hair or just do tendrils? I need to know because of reasons.

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>>16504537
That's just the sound of your mind coping with the pelvis shattering and fantastic group cuddling that is about to ensue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504556
Whips and tendrils would be more fitting. the don't have to be a densely packed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504556
They would be mounted cavalry, and use their hair as a lance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504556
Not so sure about the fists. I guess magic can do anything, but there'd be no weight behind a fist just made of hair. They seem more the 'constricting' type. But don't let that stop your dream of having a Kej use her hair as a Stand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503944
I think I would be more of the 'clandestine international organization dedicated to securing and containing the monster girl threat.'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkWtthtbQQ8

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504531
Tamamo must count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504417

That's a good pick. This is your life now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504556
>corruption by monstergirl and subsequent joining of MG army
Delightful! More people should strive for this, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504571
The Tamamos, Atlanta, the Lizs, Shuten, and Ibaraki.

Also best book for living doll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504531
Grand Order did the world a favor and finally gave Medusa a properly sexy Gorgon form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504585
Cutest gorgon.
Eurayle isn't bad either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504585
Oh I haven't played the thing, I was just curious why people were going on about Saber recolors one through nine suddenly being dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504549
The thing about all these Fate people is that they're supposed to be legendary heroes, right? What legend follows a fat-bottomed, slutty Oni?

[Anonymous No.]

Werecats need more love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504597
Agreed, they need more bellyrubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504597
There's a certain irony to the fact that catgirls were often the initial inspiration for most of the big Monstergirl authors and artists, and yet they feature very minimally or aren't really paid attention to much within their works

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504597
They're good, but as far as cats go I prefer Sphinxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504597
Some werecats should adopt traits from IRL cats

>Persian with kej-tier hair
>Maine Coon are taller with long hair
>Turkish Vans that loves swimming

etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504610
>Orange tabby with an unusual love for lasagna

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504563
>>16504566
>>16504564

OK, wasn't sure about what they would go for. I'm trying to write something where a Kej is fighting some thugs and I couldn't decide on fists or tendrils. I figures fists would be too far out there.

>>16504577
I have an idea for story, but I'm slowly working on story mentioned above.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504616
Out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504610
I want a flame-tip Siamese Werecat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504594
Ah, that's probably talking about Lancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504610
Oh, so they should leave dead animals at the foot of your bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504506
In no order:

Jabberwock, Ren, Cursed Sword, Lava Golem, Unagi, Manticore, Satyros, Salamander, Raiju, Jubjub, Apophis, Mindflayer, Dragon and last but not least everyone else

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504604
Makes me glad that I'm so low-tier that nobody would ever ask me what first ignited my love of monster girls all those years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504632
Very cute.

>>16504627
We have several aligned tastes. And another Cursed Sword fan is always welcome to see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504417
Good taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504624
No, they bring live mouse girls they found trying to break into your house.

[Anonymous No.]

God I love Hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504692
Would you let another anon pet your hellhound waifu once in a completely platonic 'just want to see what they feel like' way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504692
me too!
what do you like about hellhounds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504692
>What innocent thoughts are rattling around in that silly hellpup's head?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504692
t. guy being hold hostage by a Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504695
Only if she was comfortable with it!

>>16504696
I like their wild personalities and fluffy bodies!

>>16504697
>Rape

That Hellhound abs picture can't be finished soon enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504437
This is fucking awful.
Even Knuckles on the wiki displays a higher skill level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504695
>"Is there any way to do a DOUBLE mating press? I bet if I just rape him EVEN HARDER it could work..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504705
meant for >>16504697

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504610

This is probably the most interesting thing Nekopara did.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna become the greatest Beastmaster by taming a Hellhound!

I'll start with Mouse Girls and work my way up!

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw your monster waifu doesn't have much art

It hurts tbq. Though the art she does get is good.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have any good wallpapes of monster qt's? I need to change my bg and I can't find any images big enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504719
Can i tame my own Holsts? i want my own dairy farm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504695
No, but it would be a great vetting process for who you associate with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504730
Yes, simply learn the trombone, and you will bone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs_-emj1qR4

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504703
Dude, even some of the worst TFT writers display higher skill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504727

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504610

[Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD No.]

At the time, I honestly did think I'd at least have more time to write. Oh, what a fool I am.

http://pastebin.com/u/Lanternon2

Hopefully things'll be better soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503177
To be honest if I manage to write a Mershark short. she'd have attributes of a Bull or Great White.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504750
>human ears
>no fluffy Werecat paws
Bummer.
>>16504756
Hot diggity damn, welcome back from the dead again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504765
>Bull or gerat white shark
So excessively aggressive or a basic bitch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504736
That's adorable. I wanna see that drawn with Holsts

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503730
Absolutely wrong. At the same time Attila isn't better than her. Attila would make the superior sword waifu, for starters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504768
Yes. But I have other things to pursue. Many guds to be got.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504777
>Many guds to be got
Here's praying that the last DLC rescues DS3's dumpster fire story. Ashes was good for actual gameplay, but didn't do shit for the story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504596
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shuten-d%C5%8Dji

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504765
I once caught a four foot Bullshark in the Gulf off of Florida, fought the thing for a damn half hour
It was a pretty thing, and we let it go on its way afterward

[Anonymous No.]

Why do big Wendigos look so good with SoulsBorne weapons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504765
So, a testosterone-fueled hyper rage machine, or a huge athletic girl who can jump out of the water?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504810
I don't have enough insight to tell you, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504810
Probably because both are heavily inspired by the writings of H.P. Lovecraft?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504810
Do people actually waifu Wendigos? I've seen people willing to meld with Shogs, become squids for flayers, and bite the loli eternally for Nachos, but I haven't seen anyone accepting becoming the coatmonster despite the general appreciation for the non-married Wendigo form.

[Anonymous No.]

What's it called when you're taller than your waifu, but you slouch on the couch so you can nestle your head beneath her chin?
I want to do that with my Demon waifu while she strokes my hair and I play games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504806
>mfw there are perverted men who go fishing for monstergirls so they can have a quick fuck and then relase them without waifuing them
When will the monster authorities crack down on such a degenerate behaviour?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504823
I'd waifu a thicc ara ara Wendigo, but I don't really want to become a coatmonster.
Not unless I can exchange the monster arms for Gundam arms or some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504828
It's just for fun man, no hard feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504756
Hey Lant, didn't you at one time offer commissions for stories? Do you still do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504828
It was a 'manhood' moment! Grandpa and Dad was out there with me! We all drank in a dive bar to celebrate afterward!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504810
Ah the sweet art it sings to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504828
I mean canonically that describes what the large majority of Monstergirls themselves do to men so

Oh wait I mean 'monstergirls are pure', my bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504810
Any girl would look good with the right weapon and a bit of fashion souls
>Oni with the Dragon's Tooth
>Cursed Sword with Artorias Greatsword
>Nightmare with Elfride's Scythe
>Gremlin with a Stake Driver
>Redcap with a Beast Cutter

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504840
...its enough to make a man hard!

>>16504827
Silly Childhood-friend anon, she could just use her magic to make herself temporarily taller or you temporarily shorter

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504842
Are you implying that the monster authorities are biased towards monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504847
>Gremlin with a Stake Driver
Automatons would also look good with one of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504853
Aaaah, I see. Double rape standards! When a monstergirl does it its just 'girls will be girls' eh? But when a man does it suddenly all of the matriarchy gets up in arms! This is sexual harassment! And not the good kind! I'd hire a lawyer if they weren't all horny Tanuki!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504852
But anon, I want to cuddle with my shorter girlfriend.
Do you understand how cute a 5' 4" demon is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504756
Oh fuck yes, you're still with us!

While I think the Paladins can be a force for good, James is a bit of a dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504855
Any robot with a pile bunker-type weapon just immediately makes me think of Big O.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504865
I'm sure she is, but we differ there, friend. Mine is quite tall, taller than me by half a foot. Do you understand how hot a seven 7' Demon is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504862
I shudder at the thought of how a "masculinist" would be in that world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504811
Yes, basically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504879
I'll admit both kinds are amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504880
No chance of that catching on anywhere near where Monstergirls have access to them, considering how Monstergirls have absolutely no qualms or taboos on just raping men and wouldn't give even a second to being shamed for doing so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504872
Good taste. Also, it seems you have the version of that image without the womb markings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504888
I imagine he would still get raped, but it would get him mad as fuck everytime, to the point that he would start rambling incoherently every time he gets raped, it would be quite the thing to hear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504885
Two facets of the same lovely blueberry pie.
It saddens me our Demonfus will never get the chance to meet each other with us. I've enjoyed hearing about your escapades with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504894
There are some less popular MG species that sound perfect for that kind of guy. Or rather, some species that could actually act like their natural profile suggests without necessarily having to become more 'standard'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504756
Wait, you're alive? It just shows that our writefags never truly die. Unless they're Parkedbuggy.
Loved the chapter, looking forward to more on the weird sword of his.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504756
The story keeps getting increasingly mysterious. More updates when

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504556
I was thinking of a yandere Kej who would strangle potential rivals with her hair last night. I should have written that while the thought was fresh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504756
Not a fan of the story but good to see you back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504092
Valona a shit shinki

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504828
>>16504834
>>16504806
Anon, I have some bad news for you about shark casual sex.
http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/record-breaking-female-shark-stores-sperm-almost-4-years/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505010
>Sperm storage
They are literal cumdumps, holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505025
Rude, but it does play into their profile of being clingy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504899
It makes me sad to know that I'll never take advantage of the fact that despite being kinky as hell my waifu is weak to romantic and cute gestures.
An eskimo kiss would make her face flush purple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505041
Adorable. Those are the best kind, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505041
Fantastic.
I'd love to be the husband to a big, brash, and muscled, oni that comes home and demands I 'Get ready for some Breedin'" only for her to start blushing when she sees I made a nice dinner for her.
Sex that night would be loving femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505041
>Making a blueberry blush
This will never not be cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505073
Oh, so that's how purple MGs get their skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505073
Lilims are whiteberries

[Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD No.]

>>16504867
>>16504914
I keep saying that I'm not going away until I'm done with the stories I want to tell. I just don't have the time, and what spare time I get I'm drained to the point that I'm not in the right headspace.

Fun fact, though: the scene with Sylvia was actually the first part of the story I actually wrote.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505071
That's a cute idea. Monstergirl comes home wanting to go full rape on their husband but gets romancestruck when they see how he planned out a cute and lovey-dovey evening.
>This dinner is so thoughtful
>he lit candles and got massage oil
>he ordered that movie we both wanted to see

The conflicting urge to appreciate his efforts and urge to lovingly hardcore fuck his brains out both rising as he shows more affection is fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505041
That's how I imagine my waifu as well. She's into all sorts of weird roleplay and other sorts of things she picked up, but she's weak to mushy romantic sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505088
Semantics

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505116
It's silly but I always like when the traditional 'Anonymous' is depicted in these, bald head, black suit and all. Weird kinda nostalgia to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505099
>Monstergirl going home from work
>She's fuming, she's mad. It was a bad day.
>The one thing on her mind is the human boy she has a date with.
>Cute, 10/10 on the rapebait scale. She's going to shove him to the ground and ride his dick until she feels better, his consent be damned.
>She gets there and what should be waiting for her but a lovingly home cooked meal and lit candles.
>Not just any candles, these ones smell like caramels. The decadent ones from a Desert Kingdom too.
>She's disarmed, doesn't know what to do.
>And that's when he hits her with the second punch and brings out a slice of fresh baked apple pie and the apples are fucking spiced with cinnamon from the mist kingdom.
>And while she's reeling, the third punch hits. He's got a movie for them to watch together, and it's the one she's been meaning to see forever.
>Surely he doesn't have comfy blankets does he? Ha. Foolish. Of course he does.
>At the end of the night she feels like she'd feel awful if she raped him.
>And then he whispers to her that he'd be okay with it.
>The next morning she wakes up still on top of him with him still inside her.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how married is that guy?
Monstergirls gotta watch out for the romantics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505116
I wonder what kind of lewd things my waifu would whisper into my ear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505136
What a polite, refined-looking Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505134
Married/10
What I'd dream of being

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505136
>"Hey. Hey darling."
>"Clear your schedule for the next week, I'm ovulating."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505153
>'I'm ovulating.'
My fearboner is adamantium right now.

[Anonymous No.]

I dare Anon to go into the swamp that's the territory of those Louisiana Gator Girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505162
I can see your tricks, Dark Mage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505148
She's a princess in the streets and a beast in the sheets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505162
Gators love romance and slow gentle love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505180
I remember one with a taste for marshmallows

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505162
I want to be a small town naive southern boy who unwittingly enters the deep south swamps and ask the mighty tall onee-san gator girl directions.

[Anonymous No.]

So with the mention of merlion in the enty notes we have yet another race of monster to add to ones KC has mentioned having plans or at least ideas for in the future. Has anyone compiled a full list? Of them which are you looking most forward to?

Ones I can list at this time:

Merlion
Fenrir
Ratatosk
Nidhogg
Fire drake
Frost dragon
Black dragon
Red Queen (though this and the white queen may be individuals and not races)
White Queen
Quetzalcoatl
Tezcatlipoca
Dinosaur-based girls (albeit he notes there was no dinosaur era in his world).
Garuda (though I wonder if he replaced this with gandharva)
Homunculous
Bunyip
Yowie
Banshee

Of these the quetzalcoatl is the one I am most looking forward to. I've always loved feathered serpents in art and KC has proven to have only gotten better with time at drawing lamias.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504853
>Are you implying that the monster authorities are biased towards monsters?
Not when the serial hugger is at large

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that checking 'open' to moving on the dating sites means that MGs can kidnap you globally.

Sometimes they don't even do it themselves and you end up in a cargo plane full of Russian speaking lizardman mercs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505180
That's because they're lazy delinquents!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505169
>Hellhound is a prim and proper lady in public
>She dresses well & grooms herself
>She's knowledgeable on current events and can carry a dialogue
>She behaves very courteously towards everyone
>Once you're home though, she just as much of a pelvis-shattering monster as any of her species
>No, she is even moreso from having to repress herself
>During the day, she's a perfect wife
>But once the doors close, you exist solely to fulfill her perverted desires
I want this so much

[Anonymous No.]

Does anybody have the screencap of the hellhound tail wagging post?

[Anonymous No.]

i want to be kidnapped by a nerdy dire vampire and be chained up,just for her to find out during the mating that she cant take it out and the nerdpire already used manticore barbs on me thinking she could easily torture and pull out anytime

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505194
this one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505116
>Blackberry fuckmuffin
There's only one guy I know of who'd actually use those two words unironically like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505193
>WHO'S THE TOP DOG?!
>Y-You are, dear!
>THAT'S RIGHT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505193
All I want in life is rough loving from a Hellhound.

>>16505202
That's it, thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505198
I want to be kidnapped by a old CC dragon and be raped and cuddled to only say that im not ever leaving her and its the best thing to happen to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505212
How rough are we talking here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505134
That's at least a Dragon level threat on the romance warning system, maybe even God level
That's that boy your monstermom warns you about, the kind that turns you into a cute, lovey-dovey PURE overnight

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505186
Don't forget the knightly shrimpgirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505210
RIP Loen

>>16505212
Ruined by butter face

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505198
And that's how anon got a dire damphir daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505186
White Cap
Joker
Shrimp Knight

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505237
>White Cap
Those are just satisfied Red Caps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505229
Is it really PURE if you're having rough wild amazon position and reverse mating press sex even if you cuddle afterwards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505232
one thing i dont get, according to the wiki MG demand more semen when they are pregnant right? then it states the more semen they get the more lewd the daugheru will be

husbando can simply not win with a pure daugheru

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505249
Yes, it was with mutual consent

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505231
loens still working on that jabber daki r-right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505186
>Ratatoskr
Gib fluffy tail KC!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505258
Would her mother really complain if the next time she saw her daughter she had five granddaughterus in tow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505269
>Hi mommy here are my five daughers!
>oh and he is husbando, ALL MINE

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505269
The repercussions for being PURE'D in the MG world are much more lenient and acceptable than their inverse parallel in our world
Some of the more old-school traditional monstermoms may lament their daughters becoming such obedient, devoted housewives at an early age as back in their day they raped any man they could find until they were twenty before settling down with a husband, but in the end they'll accept it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505268
I want to fuck that slutty squirrel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505282
>Mom, I'm home.
>"How was your date dear? Did he cry much?"
>...Mom I think he's the one.
>"Wh-so soon? But didn't you rape him?"
>No, he wanted it. He was so sweet and kind and he just made me think my heart was going to burst out of my chest.
>"Dear. Are you going pure on me?"
>So what? He makes me feel wonderful! ...And he's not bad in bed either.
>"...Give me the details~"
No matter how traditional, no momster can resist hearing about their daughter's love life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505294
See? It ain't so bad. Its just the initial shock is all.
That was really cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502104
>>16502112
>>16502120

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505322
Is that a loli Mershark?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505322
>Them THICK rear fins
>dem tiny nibbles
Fish are for FUCK not food

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505322
awwwwwww

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505322
Oh shit, that's lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505322
Absolutely fantastic. This fish has jumped out of the water, straight into my top 10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505324
A cursory glace reveals some big ol' tiddies so I'm gonna hazard a no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505322
I like the weird ferocious/timid thing they got going on. Being held tightly and she's got tears in her eyes, pouting while possessively gnawing at you is a great feeling.

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>>16505186
Bandersnatch, Bewilderbeast, Momerath, Revenant, Draugr, and more Chaos babes.

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>>16505344
Small girls can have big tits too! Not every loli is a member of the Sabbath.

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>>16505347
It's like an actually accurate threadcanon waifu for once that is lore supported to be all lovey dovey even though they ferociously track you down at first
Nice to see that archetype actually appear canonically instead of just headcanon

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>MGE sorter doesn't have Mershark yet
ʳᵉᵉ

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>>16505347
Like that one manga about the vampire imouto with the shark teeth and the ribbon

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>>16505322
Big Mersharkbooty.

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>>16505376
>Your Mershark will never nib nib you

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>>16505322
You think Porbeagle Mersharks get upset being called midget GW mersharks? I like to think they do

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>>16503944
The only MG's I'll be fighting are the ones that threaten Humanity. Those who seek peace with us are no enemies of mine. I will protect the relations between Mankind and Monster!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URdX0vT_eQo

[Anonymous No.]

>No 41ft merwhalesharkfu with tiny useless teeth to chomp on my torso

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>>16505395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0bcRCCg01I

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>>16505322
I really want a drawing from latenight.

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>>16505400
Why stop there?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9OBf8f55tU

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>>16505414
Same here anon, same here.

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>>16505322
please do more sea bishop? I really want to see yandere, too.

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>>16505417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRU1AJsXN1g

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>>16505395
Man is designed to submit to monsters, one way or another. It's just causing more suffering and unnecessary harm to attempt to fight it.

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>>16505396
>Can have up to 300 whale pups
I hope you live near the sea

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>>16505428
No, she and I live on a mountain top, I tow her around in a giant aquarium on wheels

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>>16505425
>>16505417
Also this
https://youtu.be/xyDKezDLGTM?t=1m26s

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>>16505427
But I want humans and monsters to strive for a better future, together!

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>>16505376
>vampire imouto with the shark teeth and the ribbon
Sauce? I think I missed this at some point.

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>>16505432
You must be a big guy

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>>16505449
I forgot, I asked for the sauce ages ago, and got it, but I think the series was finished? So I didn't bookmark it.

>>16505450
UUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>16505441
Oh and they will! Just look at Lescatie, where the Monsters are in charge keeping everything in order while the husbands don't have to worry about a thing. THAT'S a better future, one without the poor, fragile bodied and fragile minded humans stumbling about in the darkness with no sense of direction or fulfillment.
No one has to die- just an orderly and enjoyable transition from woman to monster and more willing incubi to provide spirit energy for their loving, protecting manomo wives. That's much better than fighting, isn't it?

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>>16505427
I'm not sure about others but for my dragonfu i'd gladly become a househusband.

>>16505441
It is a better future, no murder, no worries about climate, money, and you'll be raped otherwise!

Its a society that's better then ours at least.

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>>16505461
>>16505468

What of my self determination? Ambitions? Hopes and dreams? Surely I won't cast those to the side for mere sexual gratification?

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>>16505475
>Ambitions? Hopes and dreams?
You're gonna have to elaborate.

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Thinking back to monster habitats, ie dragons occupying caves, harpies living in trees, mermaids having rape caverns, arachne having dusty old webbed houses, and so on; which monster girl would give the optimum environment for cuddling?

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>>16505488
Shogs are literally your bed, so....

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>>16505484
For instance, in a world as you suppose should be the way it is, I wouldn't even have say in who I get married to! What if I wanted to marry an Inari but through a series of events I become coerced into sex and marriage by a Hellhound? What if on one of my Oceanographic research expeditions I am captured by a Kraken and dragged to the bottom of the ocean where I will live out the rest of my days never seeing my family ever again?

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>>16505468
See? Smart guy here. Lucky guy too, with a big powerful Dragon to keep him safe and happy. Man needs that. They even deserve it.

>>16505475
Of course you can still have those! You'll have plenty of time to pursue those things in between the times lovingly spent giving all of your love to your monster betrothed. After all, you'll be living ages upon ages longer than any human ever dreamed of once you become an Incubus. My ambitions are to be stronger, my dreams to fight and win for a cause, and that all can be provided upon working it out with one's monster bride!

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>>16505475
You don't need too. You dont need to be a househusband, you can be the breadwinner. Its up too you. Just follow the laws and everything will be fine.

Unless it ends up like Lescatie, then your forced to become one. Shitty i know.

>>16505461
Corruption shouldn't be mandatory, but ill admit its inevitable with a monster waifu.

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>>16504823
Just look at how happy she is to become your Christmas tree.

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>>16505495
Well that's comforting. But honestly I would prefer it if my fellow men had the choice between choosing a monster and a human as wife. That is the only issue I have is the monster-human dynamic.

>>16505496
Also comforting, I'll be sure to stay away from Lescatie.

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>>16505494
>What if I wanted to marry an Inari but through a series of events I become coerced into sex and marriage by a Hellhound?
Hellhounds aren't that common unless you actively hang around their environs, which are not typical human hangouts. i.e. your fault lad. Fortunately for you, Inari are easier to find than most MGs in "safe" territory.

Single example aside, if you want a particular girl it is up to you to have the fortitude and willpower to get to the girls you want. Your say in the matter is the effort you put forth.
You want a Dragon? Guess what, you've got to EARN that. Don't want to get claimed by a vanilla Slime? Put forth the effort.
The onus falls on you, which I suppose is what you wanted, no?

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>>16505494
Someone's been reading Wandering Scholar, I see. Monstergirls aren't always just these thoughtless rape machines with no perception of a man's choice! Plus its not like you HAVE to stay with a monster once you have sex with her. You ultimately get a say in that, and thanks to Manamo Mana, you're mostly guaranteed to be able to keep moving on until you find the right one! Probably!
Did you know some monsters are actually very, very intelligent and even sign official contracts with their loved ones in a very formal arrangement? Those ones are the best. They'll let you do whatever you wantwithin reason and not too far from home!

>>16505496
Lescatie was... overzealous. I've no beef with the lilim but they certainly can go a bit on the overboard side. But everyone IS happy there now at least. They just needed convincing.

>>16505504
>human as wife
Well, you won't have to worry about that once the Demon Lord's plan comes through, so no need to even bring up something so stupid.

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>>16505488
High class undead and lilim would probably have a mansion or such.
Ryus would be nice if you like nip shrines.
Otohime has Ryugujo
I personally like Ice Queens and their palaces since I fucking hate heat.

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>>16505514
Well yes, I'm just saying that the crippling disappointment of striving for marrying my wife only to get claimed by someone else because she wouldn't listen to my insistence that I was seeing another girl

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>>16505522
In that case it sounds like the fault was you not fucking her or the other way around.
In which case all I gotta say is "he who hesitates is lost."

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>>16505516
You blueberry lovers are alright. I haven't read Wandering Scholar, I'm actually fairly new to these threads. But when you present your arguments like so, I can see that my fears were largely baseless. Can Monstergirls bear sons? I'm not so sure of the rules and that's why I asked if humans could take human wives.

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>>16505526
No, that's the Demon Lord's endgame though

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>>16505526
General consensus is that they cannot, but a few anons have tossed ideas around because monstergirls only birthing daughterus gets kinda dystopic kinda quick.

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>>16505526
Oh you're so fresh its precious.
"Wandering Scholar" is the in universe author of the majority of the stuff in Monster Girl Encyclopedia. He's mostly reliable but is kinda operating off of the initial assumption that Monsters are still these fearsome beings that have ill intentions.
I recommend giving a read through of the basics of MGE. To answer your questions though, particularly if Monstergirls can bear sons, that's kinda the big plot hitch at least as far as the Demon Lord and her plans go. They cannot as of this time bear sons, and its a slow burn dilemma for the monsters as eventually it would mean there would be no males left. There are however much, much, much fewer Monsters than their are humans, so its a long way off, but in the meantime the Demon Lord is trying to build power by fucking her incubus husband pretty much endlessly until she can 'rewrite the laws of the world'.

Go have a gander at the background/setting stuff on the MGE wiki, it will help clear stuff up.

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>>16505526
>Can Monstergirls bear sons?
Nope. Not until the MGs win, anyway.

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>>16505526
http://mgewiki.com/w/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_I:_Fallen_Maidens

Give it a read if you're really interested in the setting.

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>>16505534
I mean its a long way off from dystopia given the assumed numbers. Eventually the DL will have 'The Big O(rgasm)' and be able to CHIM monsters into being able to have incubus sons.
The Chief God is already in checkmate, DL is just taking her time to end her turn.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any way to sort MGE fics by monster in the wiki page or something?

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>>16505526
>Can Monstergirls bear sons?
Apparently on super duper ultra rare occasions they could birth human sons even during the era of the previous Demon Lord, and due that rareness it's nothing really notable.

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>>16505548
>fics
>wiki

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>>16505548
I don't think this has been updated for a while but it is a list sorted by MG.
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:SPARTAN-047/Monster_Girl_Fan_Fiction_Archive

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>>16505548
>reading wiki fics
why on gods green earth would you do that
are there well written ones hidden there?

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>>16505556
Its not like they're written ON the wiki, they're linked out to pastebins and stuff. Some of the stuff from writers from here are even linked in this list >>16505555

Its a crap shoot, sure, but the idea of having stories sorted by monster is really nice. Its annoying going through a MG author's pastebin where they just have title names and no tags within to identify which monsters appear.

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>>16505554
>>16505556
I'm looking for well written ones, but haven't started. Sorting helps rather than going through everything from A-Z. Wish I could do that for the pastebin ones too l, but I can't.
Favourite monster is not really popular either, so this would help in looking for any material

>>16505555
Thanks

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Is there a list of waifufags who come here? I feel like we've gotten a lot more lately.

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>>16505569
No problem, and actually that one is being updated regularly it seems.

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>>16505572
What purpose would a list serve?

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>>16505545
World Guide 1 has a lot of the more extreme stuff though, notably because it centers around characters who are extreme even by monster girl standards. For more positive info on monsters you'll want to look at the material in world guide 2:

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_II

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>>16505576
My curiosity.

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>>16505576
anon is probably a spy for the monsters and is making note of anons to kidnap and bring to mge land
im one of the many (5-ish?) hellhound-fags

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>>16505580
That's actually a fair point now that I think of it
KC kinda goes in pretty hard with some of the more taboo stuff in world guide I whereas world guide II does a better job as a big disclaimer saying 'hey monsters do things other than rape and are actually pretty chill once they're married'

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>>16505576
>>16505584
I'm a bit curious too

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>>16505552
Source? Everything I've read says that human sons have never been able to be born to monsters, or at least none that have been confirmed. KC even said in a Q and A that this was true in the former age as well (as even back then all female races like lamias and harpies relied on humans for reproduction, they just usually killed the men once reproduction was successful).

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>>16505572
Saayafag
Two Anubisfags (One's cool and the other's a shitter)
Gazerfag
Wockfag
Miiafag
KDF
There's also a fellow that likes Cerea, though I can't verify his status as a waifufag

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>>16505584
I believe Demon-Childhood-Friend waifu anon and Demon Baroness/military leader waifu anon both are pretty new, or at least didn't start talking about their waifus until recently
There are a few other Demon posters recently but I don't know if any of them are waifufags

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>>16505594
>Gazerfag
>Wockfag
>Miiafag
>KDF
These are the only ones I can always recognize.

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>>16505591
You could contribute that to the writers. World Guide 1 was from the Author, a human. Human perspective on monster behavior, so it seems more extreme. World Guide 2 was written by Saphirette, the Dark Matter elementalist. Monster perspective on monster behavior, so naturally she would see the more extreme aspects with a rosy lens. The info page for World Guide 2 even says she's extremely biased about how great she thinks monster life and the Demon Realm are.

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>>16505608
Aye, very true. I think its a clever (or maybe he didn't even think of it) device by KC and hope he doesn't ever present a more 'objective truth'. That way you've kinda got a range for how you want to believe stuff goes on in the MGE world that's technically not false.
It's a delicate balance in both satisfying such a wide base of fetishes while at the same time keeping everyone happy by not saying that its necessary for those fetishes to happen while still keeping some semblance of balance and consistency in the lore.

Whom I kidding, many of us have probably thought about it more than KC himself has.

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>>16505608
And yet the corrections the Wandering Scholar writes in when he thinks she is being biased tend to be pretty nitpicky as far as I can see, and he seems to have no issue with most of her info.

And word of god (i.e. KC) says that when it comes to describing details of a monster's daily life, Saphirette is actually more knowledgeable and accurate than the Wandering Scholar.

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>>16505608
>guide written by a human portrays monsters as obscene hedonistic serial rapists that will violate men nonstop
>guide written by a monster portrays monsters as kind loving dindu nuffins that only want the best for humanity

With this in mind, who or what would the ideal author for a 3rd World Guide be? Who would have the least bias?

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>>16505630
A NEET dark mage who just wants to tell everyone (except available men) to stay out of her damn swamp?

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>>16505630
The Husband
THAT one
The Big Guy

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>>16505630
We need some sort of third party that has no affiliation with either side for zero bias.
So clearly, we need an ayylien.

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>>16505630
The Dragonia World Guide is written by a Wyvern Spongebob. Not sure how her bias influences it outside of being a dragon talking about the dragon kingdom and beer.

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>>16505630
The Scholar is supposed to be heading to Zippangu, so maybe it'll be one of those girls? They're a lot more balanced than a human or a resident of Lescatie would be in perspective, I think.

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>>16505643
That's a fucking nuclear amount of smug

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>>16505572
From what I recall, there's small contingents of hellhoundfags, demonfags, anubisfags myself included , and other popular girls like dragons and such. Then you have the more prominent ones like Wockfag, Gazerfag, KDF etc. I'm sure there's many I'm missing, though.

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>>16505648
I'd be smug too if I managed to convince a mantis to try on lingerie and lewd cosplay.

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>>16505488
>which monster girl would give the optimum environment for cuddling?
Wight. Find me anything cozier than a library with a fireplace and a large balcony that overlooks a restless ocean and the grey sky, with spectral servants that drop off a pot of coffee and a plate of tasty snacks every two hours or so.

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>>16505630
A studious shoggoth. Chaos could use a mouthpiece

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>>16505630
Third World Guide is focused mainly upon Magic and specifically the Militant R&D Group of the Demon Army... The Sabbath.

So probably the Prime Baphomet.
You remember her notes from the MGE-1, yes?
>"Tits suck. Fucking Holsts."

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>>16505643
Actually I think he already went there, since after MGE 1 came out KC released a bunch of Zipangu monster profiles.

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>>16505663
>Guide 3 written by militant Mary Sue goat with a grudge against tits
fucking dropped...

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>>16505663
I anticipate a lot of profanity whenever she loses her composure in the book.

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>>16505658
Upper class high-ranking monsters other than Wights can have similar setups. Replace restless ocean and with fields of Demon Realm and spectral servants with imp and succubus servants and it would fit with a Demon or lilim

>>16505663
>The Sabbath
I'm interested in learning more specifically about them I suppose for bullying purposes , but I hope there's a section on the Extremist Faction as well

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>>16505671
But what if she has a Lilim hovering over her shoulder to make sure she doesn't let her bias taint the guide?
Even the Sabbath's leader wouldn't Lolify her boss' daughter.

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>>16505676
>Replace the good things with wore things and its basically the same
nah

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>>16505679
>Baphomet forced to be objective or even complement big tits at Lilim-point
That would be hilarious

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>>16505663
>an entire section of "DARK MAGES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEE"

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>>16505663
>the strongest weapon against the Sabbath and their dastardly schemes is the meek, docile and timid Holstaur
We should secretly train a super-Holst to fight back. Just in case.

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>>16505696
>super-Holst
Would she know Spanish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505696
>>16505701
Is that like a Mega-Holst?

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>>16505706
Wait a minute, do we have a MegaMilk MGE Holstaur image?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505594
>Gazerfag
We have two of them now too. One is the Gazerfag we know and love and the other is newer. (He's decent)
He made pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503516
So sad.

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>>16505714
If there is one, I haven't seen it, and my cow folder alone is about 200 images deep.

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>>16505726
NEETsnake will find a husband some day.

Even if it's by force.

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>>16503882
I know it's not a monster girl but is this the appropriate size?

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>>16505737
This is disturbing news.

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>>16505572
Depends on what you consider waifufag. If you mean it in the casual "favorite girl" sense theres probably a ton, too many to count here. They come and go often. If you mean the really serious waifufags that are dedicated to thejr waifu and would turn down 3d to die a virgin for her or some shit, the list really narrows down. I'd say about 4, maybe 5 of those here. At least that are Monster Girl related. The serious autistic breed of waifufag is rare to find.

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>>16505758
>dedicated to thejr waifu and would turn down 3d to die a virgin for her or some shit
What if I would turn down 3d, but not becaue of the waifu I just happen to have?

[Anonymous No.]

Can all monstergirls instinctively deepthroat?
This is an important question

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505773
You're asking if they have a gag reflex? I can say for certain that snakes don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505773
>what are Ghouls

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>>16505773
They can't automatically, but they're all natural learners.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505773
There's literally a fruit for the express purpose of young monstergirls getting practice giving blowjobs
I'm sure if they even have a gag reflex they can get rid of it in like three or four pumps, tops

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505689
I would pay money to see that.
Bullying that goat is too much fun.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a John Carpenter's The Thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>Start watching Voltron Season 2
>Suddenly, Mermaid Aliens
I'm almost entirely certain something sinister is going on, but all the same, they're cute.

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>>16505762
That doesn't make sense. Why would you just happen to have a waifu? And if you did then turning down another person should mostly be because you're already in a relationship with an anime girl.

But again I don't get why you would just happen to have a waifu. Who the fuck would willingly reject real pussy and emotional fulfillment to be with a fictional anime girl that can't reciprocate their feelings or even interact with them ever, and spend thousands of dollars to try and stave off the fact that you will never ever be with that girl that you will never ever get to meet and even talk to the one you love, and none of your family can know of your shameful desires since theyd either send you to an asylum or just stare and judge you, and likely keep any kids away from you, so instead you must put up with them constantly asking why you don't have a girlfriend yet, since they want cute grandkids of their own and to see their bloodline continue.

Seriously tho who the fuck would willingly choose the waifufag life. It's nothing but lonely suicidal isolation that you can never improve, only cope and pray that there is an afterlife that'll see to it a miracle happens.

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>>16505802
How is that new show? I saw pics of Voltron ad the lions and really didn't care for them.
I'm also one of those people who enjoyed Voltron Force.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505815
I don't throw this around very often and in fact loathe when people do, but

You're pretty new to 4chan, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>slllrp
>splots
>slprspr
And so on and so forth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505827
Explain.

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>>16505815
>Who the fuck would willingly reject real pussy and emotional fulfillment
Not worth the effort, honestly.

>All that other shit
Oh, I'm not "I have a secret shrine" tier. I'm not even a waifufag. I just have a waifu in mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505831
Lonely Ryu is so lonely she's pleasing herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505818
Really enjoy it personally. Smartly written, likeable characters, interesting plot, good action, nice animation. I'm absolutely hooked on it.

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>>16505815
>and none of your family can know of your shameful desires since theyd either send you to an asylum or just stare and judge you, and likely keep any kids away from you, so instead you must put up with them constantly asking why you don't have a girlfriend yet, since they want cute grandkids of their own and to see their bloodline continue

Holy shit we're at the drive in tonight folks, bring out the extra large projection screen

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>>16505838
Yeah that does sound oddly specific.

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>>16505801
I'd do far worse

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>>16505837
Why is Allura a dark elf?
For that matter, why is Pidge a girl and Sven/Shiro the black lion pilot? And why the FUCK is the Blazing Sword a dinky little saber now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505837
This chick is voiced by Shinobu's VA

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505834
I see. This is an adequate explanation. Thank you.
Why is she ronery?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505856
Probably because no one can find her shrine

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505861
Then we shall quest for it by mandate of God or boredom

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505856
Because people just tip fedoras and don't believe.
>>16505861
Maybe I'll add her to one of my stories. Like in Dimensionality

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505848
Because Dark Elves in Space. She's also got adaptive shapeshifting powers.

Because she's actually a girl named Katie who used Pidge as an alias to infiltrate a Space Cadet Corps. after her brother and father went missing. Shiro was kidnapped with them, and after victories in an alien gladiator ring was "Rewarded" with an alien cybernetic weapon-hand, the technology being based on that used by the Black Lion's previous pilot. As for the Blazing Sword... I dunno why it's a laser cutlass now. Questionable design choice, I agree.

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>>16505773
I'd assume some need training and some don't, though most would be fast learners.

Personally, gently training my waifu and daughteru to deepthroat for inhumanly long periods of time seems like a wonderful time. Oral Slave Day isn't going to celebrate itself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505883
Evening KDF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505892
Hi anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505883
That doesn't sound like a real holiday. I bet it doesn't even have a date, it's just whenever you feel like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505883
Training your daughteru? At the risk of sounding naive, how would you do this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505883
Must you?

[Anonymous No.]

Dream of Monstergirls tonight, thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505931
I want to dream of bad girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505931
N-No not again!

Keep that Dreamhorse out of my dreams! I need to sleep!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505941
The best kind of girl. Nothing better than a cool mayadere beauty to slowly make at-least passably Chaotic/Nuetral

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505907
It's November 13th for your information anon, not just whenever I want.

>>16505913
Well, we would start by gently brushing the back of her tongue with a soft toothbrush till she can tolerate it, then moving on to more things. After she's comfortable with the toothbrush for a few days we'd move on to me using my fingers to really seek out any vulnerabilities she might have left, and then we'd move on to dildos and even the real thing.

Eventually she'd be up to hard endurance training with a nice long dildo gag strapped down her throat for hours at a time. The dildo would have a convenient breathing hole of course, but after that and training her to hold her breath for longer she'd be ready for anything! I'd do the exact same for my waifu first though, so she can show our daughteru how easy it is.

>>16505914
Absolutely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505951
>the real thing
You don't mean to tell me that you'd train your daughteru with your own, would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505960
I always love observing people's first interactions with KDF

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505962
These threads are truly magical, I have never seen anything like this KDF fellow before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505945
just get a dream catcher and youll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505960
Of course I would anon, what else do you think I mean by 'the real thing'? I mean, it's the logical next step!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505970
He's nice, once you get past all the weird shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505970
He's a consummate gentleman that just happens to have 'acquired tastes'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505970
He's been around for a long time though.
Wanna see something REALLY weird?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505980
HIT EM WITH IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505979
I can respect a man with acquired tastes.

>>16505980
Sure! It can't be that weird, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505986
>Sure!
Well just a little while ago there was this guy who the thread helped discover his true waifu, HIS PURPLE CURTAINS AS AN ITTAN-MOMEN.
Now how is that not weird?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505951
>we'd move on to me using my fingers

I find the thought of a little Kobold with teary eyes and gratuitous amounts of saliva dripping down her chin and running down the hand that's meticulously exploring her mount is uncomfortably arousing. I'll just blame you for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505989
Aww I thought you were gonna hit em with the Doctor Visit KDF pastebin

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505989
>An Anon discovers that his curtains were his waifu the entire time.
How incredible! It must be nice to know that your waifu is hanging around your house all the time; it must be comforting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505995
>spoiler
I am not aware of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504838
Nah he tried that one time but that wasn't well received to put it nicely.

[Anonymous No.]

Damnit KDF now I want to give my Atlach-Nacha waifu a deepthroat training but I'm sure it'd end very wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505995
Could you drop me the link? I wish to see how deep this goes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505998
>>16506005
OH WE IN FOR A TREAT TONIGHT BOYZ
Sorry KDF, if you mind
http://pastebin.com/r71wnyep

Put on some nice music, makes it go down smooth

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506014
>KDF is also a writer
Well well well! Wish I had something to write about with passion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506014
What kind of music? I want the full experience

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506020
oingo boingo - little girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506004
Why would you want to do that? Is that a KDF specific thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506004
Whoa, Nacho got more fanart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505972
>Buy dreamcatcher on a whim at a flea market
>Old lady that sold it to you said it would ward off all kinds of nightmares
>Hang it up near your bed and go to sleep
>Wake up to lots of shouting
>Turn on a light and see a Nightmare with her hair tangled up in the dreamcatcher

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506026
I will one day write a story that involves a Nightmare captured in such a manner and being used to fuel a treadmill of lewd dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506004
>Thinking anything but a child needs training to take a cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506004
I just want a nice Atlach=Nachadashi to stir me some tasty coffee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506020
Something really saccharine and pleasant
Or something smooth and orchestral

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505979
Most of my tastes aren't actually acquired anon, I've had obsessions with bondage and shiny clothing since I was in preschool. I think the only 'acquired' taste I have is incest.

>>16505990
I'm used to getting blamed anon, that's just fine.

It would be quite a messy experience though, I'd be sure to pet the back of her head as I hold it firmly so she doesn't reflexively drift away from me. She'd probably be quite nervous at first because of the new sensations of me gently prodding and stroking at the most sensitive bits of her throat, but I'm sure she'd feel an odd, deep sense of satisfaction from it since she's orally fixated.

My waifu would definitely be part of the process too. She'd sit behind our daughteru, embracing her tightly and whispering into her soft floppy ears about how she's such a good girl and how good it must feel to have papa train her so intimately.

>>16506004
I'm sure it'd be fine anon, I'm sure she'd love it.

>>16506014
It's fine, that's the only one I've written that I'm semi-proud of.

>>16506018
I wish I did too anon, writing about my waifu and daughteru has never really felt right and I don't really like doing it anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506018
Cut your teeth on the occasional green-text or one-shot
Throw away 90% of what you do but do a lot of it until something happens and you like it
Then see where it goes from there. Passion can't be faked, but a flame can be fanned.

>>16506038
Ah, I'm sorry I posted it then if it didn't feel right. I got over excited, my bad man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506044
Anon, don't give me advice. I'm terrible at taking it and then you'll get mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505931
Had my first monster girl dream last nigh. Finally. Pissed it wasn't of my waifu.

But I was back in School. Nobody else was around but me and this Dark Mage. She kept trying to convince me to stay after class, she started getting real close to my ear whispering stuff in my ear and it made me in uncomfortable so I woke up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506044
No no anon, it's quite alright. If i didn't want anyone to see them I'd have deleted them already, I leave them there as a testament to my journey of getting to know my waifu and daughteru. I made them to give other anons insight, I don't mind if they get read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506014
Damn. Was hoping KDF would make more happy family stories. It's a shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506051
Congrats. I never get any monster girl dreams. Got any tips?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505773
Deep throat always looked weird. Sure if my waifu wanted to do it then that's ok. But it just looks so uncomfortable for her.

[Anonymous No.]

I would date a Matango, Slime Carrier, or Roper if they seemed sad that nobody loved them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506014
Truly, I have witnessed something the likes of which I haven't seen before, nor will ever see again. I am at a loss for words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506050
M8 its literally my job to give people advice that 60% of them forget and ignore the second they walk out of my office, don't make no nevermind to me, we're good
>>16506051
Sounds like she just wanted to get more... familiar with you. Eh?
>>16506053
Well, fair enough, but I still should have at least asked. That's a good sentiment to take though.
>>16506061
It ain't everyone's thing, nothing wrong with that. Some girls love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505773
I know my waifu probably can.
Any girl with a facefucking fetish probably can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506059
I would say think about your waifu a lot before going to bed. But that's wrong since I didn't even think of me being back in school or even thinking about Dark Mage.

So I guess really there aren't any tips. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504838
He doesn't. But I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506080
Who are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506082
A writer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506054
If I could find a way to do it without feeling like I'm removing myself or getting too specific with events and stuff like that or forcing development on my waifu and daughteru, I would. I like to keep a large degree of ambiguity with events and personality traits since my waifu and daughteru don't actually exist in this reality so they can 'speak' to me on their own. I'd like them to feel more like natural parts of my consciousness rather than static characters who are set in stone. Unfortunately, I'm not nearly a good enough wrier to translate that into words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506087
I completely agree with this. I try to do the same with my waifu and daughteru. I want them to develop on their own instead of me forcing it on them.

Guess I was just being pissy because I ain't too fond of daughteru fucking. I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506088
Stop being sorry anon! That post I made is the most articulate I've ever been able to be about how I feel about my girls, if you hadn't said what you said I wouldn't be seeing things so clearly right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506094
you really are something special KDF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506094
>tfw KDF is slowly turning you into a daughteru fucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506099
Hey thanks anon!

>>16506103
Only you can go through that door anon, all I'm doing is showing you what goes on behind mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506110
I dunno man. The way you describing "examining" your daughteru in that story really is giving me ideas. Dirty rotten sinful ideas that need to be burned from my memory. But ideas nonetheless. Still probably couldn't bring myself to do it but you just keep teasing it, KDF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506094
It was a pretty poignant articulation of either a subconscious or quantum multiverse phenomenon and the nature of creation vs. creator from the psyche of a hypothetical perspective of omniscience.
Basically, KDF, you've reaffirmed my suspicion that waifuism is actually really fucking deep, and its fascinating.

[Anonymous No.]

This is a nightmare from which the good cannot wake. But this does not matter to the bad, for to them it is a dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506134
Yeah, I know. We're in Hell. Now keep shoveling that coal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506134
Ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506110
Thank you for showing us. Admittedly it is a door I will not go through, but an intriguing insight nonetheless. I hope to one day be able to put my own pen to paper and write up a story that conveys as much forethought to the creation vs creator dynamic as you have pointed out in >>16506094.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506110
I think I'll just stick to using lolification potions on my waifu instead of fucking my daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506115
You do you anon, I'm not the one who can say what's right for you or not.

>>16506120
>waifuism is actually really fucking deep, and its fascinating.
Oh, absolutely it is. I'm just beginning to wrap my head around it, and it's a really weird feeling and I'm not sure how to explain it yet.

Part of me is absolutely convinced that I'll actually see them one day.

>>16506141
You're welcome anon! I hope I'm there to read it when you do.

>>16506152
Good for you anon!

[Anonymous No.]

It it just me who's noticing an increase in the amount of waifufags? I'm not talking favourite girls fags, I'm talking waifu for laifu fags.

What's up with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506192
Well they are coming any time now, it's time to settle down.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW you will never go on adventures with a snek

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506195
We don't want any adventures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506192
I've always been here, I just never really talk about her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506192
People move through, new, old, those on hiatus, those who only lurked before, etc
Its just the nature of the site man, completely natural

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506192
They're preparing for 2017

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506192
Eventually some people just find the one monstergirl that clicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506192
Not really, it seems like the same few we've always had.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you remembered to pay tribute to your region's Dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506220
I've got cats, I'm under the protection of Bastet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506220
Our resident dragon takes friendly visits and invitations to local festivals as acceptable tribute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506220
Is it not just deducted from my taxes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506222
Cats are less greedy than dragons, aren't they? And less haughty. All they ask for are physical attention, meaty treats, and maybe some 'milk'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506239
>less greedy
Maybe.
>less haughty
No, ooh boy, no.

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me my fellow nightfriends, can Kikis and Shogs be anything other than maids? What would you do if you saw a Kiki racing by to catch a criminal on the run? Or a shog teaching a class of martial arts for fitness and *fun*

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505941
Domme bunnies scares me.

[Anonymous No.]

short dreams leave me wanting more

>wake up in a crude bed,possibly inside a dungeon
>this tall dragon (easily one head taller than me) enters the room,she looks clearly horny and ready to pelvis ride me all day
>i start whimpering like a bitch accepting my demise
>the dragon pounces on me and-
>simply wraps her delicate arms and her big strong wings around me
>and rolls around to make sure i end on top of her larger figure
>this is while she says i am now her precious treasure and no harm shall befall me
>wakeupalmostsuffocating.jpg

what...just happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506266
The portal is getting stronger! Soon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506266
I don't believe you had this dream. You're just pretending you did to be less sad.
It's escapism, can't you see it's unhealthy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506260
They will always have a natural inclination for maidenly duties, but they certainly can have other skill sets as well.

For instance, a Shog who performs the housework for her husband as expected, but also keeps the local chaos chapel as a priestess and teacher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506269
Marche plz go

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506260
Shoggoths can be garbage disposal since as slimes you can just throw shit into them and they'll take it
In fact I bet they do that already as maids, why use a broom to clean up when you can just selectively consume whatever is on the floor (aka you)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506220
I set up a trap for her and she's completely at my mercy now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506285
spank the Dragalp

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506284
That's also how my Shog waifu bathes me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506287
Put clamps on her nipples! Put a ring-gag in her mouth so you can play with her tongue!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506269
Fuck off Marche, you re-crippled your little brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506220
Yes. I've bring offerings of gold coins and salt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506302
>and salt
Should've brought sugar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506268
The portal grows larger with everyMG dream.

Keep dreaming anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506303
Good idea! I shall also one baring sugar.

[Anonymous No.]

What would MGC hospitals be like?
Would it just be a ton of skimpily dressed MG nurses that have sex with patients or would there be actual "normal" hospital?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506310
I feel like it'd be a legitimate hospital, but the nurses tend to sneak into patient rooms to suck the dicks of recovering patients.
semi-coincidentally, MGC hospitals tend to have massive employee turnover as nurses tend to go home with patients as their wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506310
Mindflayer central

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506310
Mindflayers make great palliative/end of life care nurses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506310
I wish I had that one doodle saved of the Oomukade nurse with the chart of stick figures, one limp with a frowny face, the other erect with a smiley face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506313
>nurses tend to sneak into patient rooms to suck the dicks of recovering patients
>nurses tend to go home with patients as their wives.

Alping your patients is malpractice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506321
The nurse goes home as the patient's wife anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506322
not enough commas for that scenario

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506323
I know what I meant when I typed it up anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>thirsty you say?
>well I only have one thing on hand...

[Anonymous No.]

>hospital staff is mostly made up of christmas cake and nerdy MG looking for husbands

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506329
Slurm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506332
What happens if you attract more than one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506333
Of the highest quality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506310
Warms healing MGs everywhere. Lots of mindflayers. I'd break my leg just so I could go there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506334
Harem of nurses always taking care of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506341
>All these patients getting tampered with by mindflayers
>One day the mindflayers will go all "active it"
>All of their former patients help them take over the world

I KNOW THEIR SECRET. PLEASE LISTEN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506354
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506354
This isn't a bad thing. He pampering would be worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506376
Tampering*

[Anonymous No.]

>Gonna fill anons with creative juices so they can spill all over today!
Aren't they hard workers, guys? Kinda makes you feel bad about not doing more, doesn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503944
I am the Paladin of the New Age.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy9r2qeouiQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506260
Clean the streets of crooks. Clean the battlefield of heretics. It's all cleaning, nigga. The only things that changes is the tools

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506408
It does. Makes me disappointed in myself. But creativity is hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506376
You don't understand! They are controlling your lives!

They won't find me though!

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no farmgirl childhood friend vampire
>redhead,freckles and sun immunity with cowgirl accent
>she grows up from tomboish to a tall slim well built beauty due to all the farm work
>ywn marry her and live cozily in a farm in the middle of nowhere

there is something about redheads and freckles that i just find adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506435
Might as well not even be a vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506431
>They won't find me

That's what they want you to think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506431
>they are controlling your lives

Again, this ain't a bad thing. Would be nice to be controlled by a flayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506440
This. He should have just said "I want a redheaded Texan cowgirl." Doesn't even need to say it really. He could just go get a real one.

I knew one when I was a kid. Man, she was stacked and like to tease me. Ironically her last name was Bledsoe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506446
The freedom of complete submission is blissful.

[Anonymous No.]

Is this too much fur?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506447
dont all redheads come from irish countries? i have legit never seen a natural redhead

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506450
>>16506446
>Flayers and flayed everywhere

Help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506452
On the legs it's fine, but the arms go too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUXHB5U-Vl4

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506410
>you'll never play the Riot Knight SNES game, where you defend the city against naughty monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506452
You're asking the thread who drools over BIG MEATY PAWS so probably not enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506452
Well, there's no dumb button nose so...

I'll allow it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506452
That's less than Griffons, and I love Griffons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506453
Irish and Russians. Most redheaded Texans are from the Slavs that moved there to escape the repercussions of the revolution in the teens.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, I think it's finally happening. I just had another monster girl drem, and this time it was with my kiki daughteru.
Get ready boys, the waifus are coming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506452
This thread only cares about whether or not the face is covered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506452
There are plenty of girls like that. Hell, look at Kobold's legs. As long as the face is fine, and their body isn't completely covered in fur or animalistic, it's generally fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506477
But I've got nothing to wear!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506492
Even better for her.

I wonder if I should buy a knight outfit for my meeting with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506192
Noticed the increase but I'm not convinced that a fair amount aren't favourite girl fags just lying about having a waifu so they can join in with the waifu questions/discussion.

While I don't want to kick a hornet's nest, the thread also feels like it's taken a dive in quality as of late, possibly due to the increase. When the word "waifu" is used more times in a thread than even the most popular monster girls then it's a sign there's a problem.

I wish people could just talk about the monster girls they want to talk about rather than needing to find ways to bring them up by asking/answering "what would your waifu do in this situation" style questions and bringing to everyone's attention that they're talking about that girl because she's their waifu. If the situation you want to talk about is really that interesting people would answer it without making the post into (you) bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506477
If they just showed up out of nowhere it would be pure global chaos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506503
>pure global chaos
Good, good. Divida et impera!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506502
sure,lets talk about vampires and their favorite kind of wine

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506506
>Kek
so this is who /pol/ says is coming to save the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506518
>save the world
Kek is primordial chaos, not a savior deity. Through Kek the powers of chaos (read: meme) magick are channeled. You should look this stuff up, it seems to be our biggest hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506520
As a chaosfag, that still sounds suspiciously close to saving the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506536
As long as you remember that Kek has no noble ambitions for our sake.
The ancient Egyptians believed the world's creation involved the repeating of digits, check em!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506516
Do you think Vampires who prefer bubbly white wine get teased by other Vampires?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506543
why should they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506502
Eh. It's easy to spot a favourite girl fag from a waifufag. I understand where you're coming from and I kinda agree. But usually questions like those are good for passing the time until there are new things to talk about. And besides, questions like "which MG would do such" are basically the same as waifu questions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506477
Good. I want her to take me to her homeland where we can live in peace away from this world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506550
Vampires traditionally prefer red.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506543
I'd love to see a big, muscled vampire countess drinking some girly wine and doing a little pout whenever someone pokes fun at her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506310
Yeti nurses who cuddle with patients to keep them warm at night and calm them down

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506578
>Full STR vampire
>still looks like a twig
>stomps the floor asking you for cuddling
>whole castle shakes

Full STR vamps was a mistake

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml55_NAkui8

>be a vengeful pally who is on the verge of insanity
>still threats mg's as they were still regular monsters, because you remember the horrors what they caused to your nation
>start being haunted by an equally batshit mg general, who hates humans as much you hate monsters
>after clashing with her a numerous times you realize you hunt her because of something other than just rage, same goes for her.
>since you are equal in strenght it was always a draw, you both are near death after long hours of battle
>due to exhaustion both of you drop
>you both confess
>you both diewhile holding hands

wew

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506586
A yeti would be a good choice for a mental ward. They are gentle and caring enough, but also physically strong to the point where outbursts wouldn't hurt them. I want to go to a Yeti ward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506605
I don't think it's possible for a Mg to hate humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506620
forcefully impregnate a dragon, dont take responsibility and see what happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506594
>Looks like a twig

Nay!
They still have massive thews!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506626
Don't you fall in love with the monster after you dick her a few times? Mamono mana makes it so it's impossible for anything negative happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506634

ENGLISH

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506540
I remember reading a story about a guy who got TRUCKED and fell into coma for XXth amount of years. When he woke up the world was already filled with mgs. Near the end it turns out mgs came to this world because anons from the temple of kek got an epic get with "I want mgs to be real" post

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506636
Oh, in that case. . . just bully a MG, whats the worst that could happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506640
This is pretty much how it would work, yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506645
There is no worst. Send help.

But boring things aside, it would be funny to see a guy bullying a monster and instead of rape she beats his shit instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506637
Big
Buff
Muscles

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506650
>bullying guy gets smacked by a MG
>likes it because she wasnt rapey like the others
>continues to bully her to be bullied back

if this doesnt end in hatesex i dont know what to say

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506661
i can dig this

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506659
Muscles are not for elegant creatures like vampires!

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw filthy westerners are trying to jump on mg hype train
>tfw english voiced h-scenes
GET OUT RRRRRRRREEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506004
Do it anon.

>>16506014
I doubt KDF is a legitimate doctor and I don't trust him at all anywhere near my daughterus.

>grey loli ass

Why is it grey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506661
>The bully is secretly a masoquist

I can dig this too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506668
Wrong!
There is nothing more elegant than an exquisitely muscled wight in a dress!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506663
>>16506673
You'd dig literal shit, so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506661
Ew. Only MGs can be harsh bullies who drive anons to cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506669
Will it sound like Hunie Pop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506669
No one cares, weeb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506680
wow rude

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506683
I would bully some mgs. Things like grabbing their stuff and lifting over their heads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506690
I would totally pull a devil's tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506690
>how to get all the nerdy MGs to pay the muscle jocks to mind break you

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that using a condom is now illegal in MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506690
Some little mgs.
Looks like phoneposting sometimes eats away words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506703
>nerdy MG dont just make a charm potion to make the bully their toy for a day

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506703
You seriously think they would have the money for it after I bullied them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506704
ha, i would never use a condom with my vampfu, she loves the feeling of being warm and filled to the brim inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506704
Condoms are pure evil anons. Don't wear them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506668
Agreed. Loli vampires are god tier. Especially when they have a donut fetish.

>>16506669
Man, I really just don't like that style of art. Why is it so common over here? Don't get me wrong, I've seen some awful shit on places like pixiv, but maybe I'm just more used to it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506718
Well then I hope you're ready for >>16506711 then. They're going to hate fuck you so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506735
What are they going to do with a charm potion? I wouldn't use anything I got from them, I know how MGs work and it's not like she would have enough courage to directly feed me the potion. Also antidotes.

>Stealing the charm potion and using it on her instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506734
>Loli vampires are god tier.
Quite. Blonde not a requirement, but a plus.

>Especially when they have a donut fetish.
Case in point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506704
I love these

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506735
>both end up heartpupiling and really liking each other

better love story than twlight

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506734
>loli
i prefer my vamps abit more mature and stacked
>donut addicted
if the fat goes to the right places then sure!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506704
Recieving headpats with gloves on must leave some monsters in a deep state of depression.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506747
What if they over power you? More of them than you. You're a meanie bully and deserve the harshest rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506765
Like I've said, I would bully just the little ones and I know how to pick targets. At most what they would be able to do is stop fighting or cry a lot. That way it wouldn't be so fun anymore.

I still wouldn't take responsibility though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506765
what is the disciplinary elf squad gonna do? make me eat veggies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506777
You're a big meanie. Nerdy short MGs are strictly off limits for bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506786
Yes and they're going to report you to the Head's office.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506789
Nope, they are perfect for it. They can't use their charm or because they don't have it, so they try magic instead.
Wards and resistances works wonders and they get all confused before being bullied even harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506760
Well, the good news is the one I have in mind wasn't always a loli. She was a decently busted lady who has lived for hundreds of years. She has the best of both worlds!

>>16506789
They aren't for bullying, but they are perfect for light teasing, followed by loving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506815
Of course they are for loving and light teasing. But anon >>16506803 want to straight up bully them. Somebody has to put a stop to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16502974
Seriously? Nobody's got anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506831
I don't understand what you're asking. But that's a very dominant mouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506820
Don't worry, I'll stop once they are mindbroken or I get bored. I would also stop if a monster husbandos me, but if she is a bully then they might be in trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506831
All I read is "Love Dungeon", to which I can only say there should be a St. Andrew's Cross present.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506815
i want to be pinned down by a big vampfu and winghugged all the night with some bites and raking here and there

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506841
I'm asking if anyone wants to see anything specific happen in the story. It's a rich person's love dungeon, they can do pretty much anything.
And Meeces are the least threatening creatures turned dommes I could think of.
>>16506848
I can do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506860
Oh. Well I'm a fan of chastity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506846
are you the same anon who wanted to mindbreak a wyvern?...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506871
But those cages hurt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506873
I might be actually. I think I was talking about bullying her around the same time as today.

Yep, that would be me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506860
>And Meeces are the least threatening creatures turned dommes I could think of.
There is a term for that, isn't there? Like a rough looking girl actually being extremely kind and gentle. At any rate, I prefer my mice tied up and used as a daki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506894
>There is a term for that, isn't there?
The Japanese probably have a word for that, yeah.
>I prefer my mice tied up and used as a daki
Well that's all well and good, I'd have preferred if I had actual art of an Alp being dominant that wasn't my own drawing but alas, I have to make do with Mice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506879
Exactly. And I don't like talking about it here. But ball braces are interesting (braces that pull the balls and make it so you can't stand up from the all fours position)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506894
sheep in bitch clothing?
gentle giant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506905
>(braces that pull the balls and make it so you can't stand up from the all fours position)
Humbler, anon. Humbler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506894
What is 'gap moe'?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see a Mershark's reactions to various foods she wouldn't be able to get in the ocean

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506911
Yeah, that's what I had in mind. I couldn't remember, since it's been years since I really talked about it.

>>16506907
Those would be some tropes related to it, yeah. What I was thinking of was more general, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506914
Like fried chicken? Pork? Pizza? Chili? Curry? Chutney? Beef? Steak? Peking duck?
>salivating mershark.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506920
Most of those are very likely to be toxic to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506920
I imagined a mershark eating a bunch of tasty stuff and started salivating a bit too. Dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506926
Well I'm allergic to fish but that doesn't stop me from eating her pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506929
No anon as in she is likely to die

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506926
Mersharks are part human so I don't think normal toxicity applies. Also mamonobama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506933
What species of shark are you basing this on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506938
I'm basing it on the fact that spices in general are toxic to a lot of animals as are tomatos and potatoes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506929
Too lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506943
Because they are succubutts the most they will get is a tummyache if they eat too much of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506943
Well it's a good thing she's not animal then but rather a magical hybrid of human and animal and probably doesn't need to worry about that type of thing.
Now excuse me while I make a necklace out of her teeth.

[Anonymous No.]

What would the MG version of /k/ would look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506961
A bunch of gremlins showing everything the napalm guns they made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506961
>I love it when my [insert boy's name here] shoots his load into a target!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506967
>Jerry Miculek

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506965
>/k/, I set the forest on fire
>nigger you what

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506961
same as it is now, constant arguing over calibre superiority

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506977
Of course everyone eats their own food after what happened at one meeting.

>>16506990
Although I'd imagine that the weapons are way larger though, like dragons, ogres and minotaurs are outright packing miniguns complaining about Druella's newest restrictions on hand miniguns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506998
>>16506990
Bitches love cannons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506961
>grab human boy, go inna rape dungeon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506977

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506961
dhampir in alucard clothing with dual moonraker lasers

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506998
on /k/ we've discussed this in academic depth, mino heavy weapon troopers with cut down mini bofors, medic centaurs who can carry multiple wounded on stretchers on their flanks and back, ogres in heavy armor and portable tow missles, etc

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to never bully a dragon unless you want to end your day unofficially married and with a broken pelvis or mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507054
She will never destroy my pelvis if i never untie her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507054
It's not unofficial if I give her a ring and propose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507051
I wanted to post my stuff in the writefags thread, but was worried that my stuff would have wrong shit in it and everyone would tell me I'm stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507080
consider some more:Saytros mountain infantry, replete with hungarian peaked field caps, mermaid underwater harbor sabateurs and mine layers, harpy aerial grenadiers, elven and monoeye snipers, ushi oni transport specialists, oni heavy riflemen

[Anonymous No.]

>>16504086
Mother fucker you're making me want to fetch my N64 out of storage.
I still have PTSD from those little cheep birds blocking my ascent as a kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506669
I actually don't mind the art style and voice volume can probably be set to zero.

That dragon visual novel that got kickstarted might be nice too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507095
I did minotaur and Oni heavy weapons, harpy recon, elf and monoeye sniper and a whole gamut of other girls doing stuff like that. I even put an unnamed Mike Vining cameo in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507061
leglocking

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507054
But what if bully her with my dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506685
If they bothered to get some cute stage actresses like Hunie Pop then it could be a genuinely endearing game.
And look, the cover has totally-not-Granberries.

[Anonymous No.]

I liked the succubutt's crush on pally story
Are there more stories from the mg's perspective?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507116
see the post above yours, put it inside her and you are not pulling it out soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507125
ELH has a bunch

[Anonymous No.]

>he actually believes Tanukis won't put Ushi-Onis on the exits if the portals just so she can film it for a sex video

You got a big fluffy and rapey surprise waiting for you anon. Poor you, you thought your purity was reserved for your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507153
>pelvis obliterated by dire ushi
i am okay with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507153
I'm she'll understand that I have a waifu. Maybe she'll even help me find her if I give her a nice human boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507153
Anon, its illegal to rape a claimed man and leave him. after all she wouldnt take a dragons treasure right?

[Anonymous No.]

Quick wife commission in between a few others.

[Anonymous No.]

And the second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507168
What a weird little style. Rip her fluffy tail.

Also, gazerfag do you imagine your gazer being exactly like the one in the profile or do you change some stuff? I've noticed that a lot of people have unoque waifu, but I guess yours is the one on the profiel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507153
But I love Ushis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507168
>>16507176
As much as I like gazers butt, the lack of eye stalks and fluffier tail seems off

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507176
For a moment there looking at the minuature i thought that the Gazer was taking a shit, god it can't be unseen someone kill me right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507153
>portals

[Anonymous No.]

I don't get you gazerfags, I would be paranoid as hell if they were looking at you all the damn time.
Especially during intercourse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507191
Why did you have to say that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507191
Damn it Anon.
Also
>implying

[Anonymous No.]

i want a vampfu with THIS bodytype,however is called

sporty? slim?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507186
Yeah, the artist is relatively averse to fluff.
Though, they're quick cheap commissions and I love my wife's butt.
>>16507178
Wife is as her profile describes her for the most part.
>>16507191
Anon that is not okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507199
It's called best body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507199
It's literally the 90-60-90 idealized body

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507207
big bust,wasp waist and wide hips? isnt that called hourglass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507192
Yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507162
Anon the nicer you come of the more of a target you become.

>>16507167
She would. And she'd even snap a few pictures of your crying ahego.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507213
I guess? Rias is kind of toned there too though. I think it's just firm hourglass or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507224
But I would be so gentle and kind to her, surely she'll understand that my waifu will miss me and just like the other anon there, I'm my waifu's most precious treasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507233
Monster girls don't see that. Monster girls see a possible husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507237
That's why I would tell her. If she wants I can even show her some of my househusband skills so she feels bad that my waifu doesn't have me yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507260
That's just going to make her want you more. Maybe if you start crying and begging her she'll let you go. You're lucky the Tanuki didn't give her any sort of rage mushrooms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507260
MGE isn't a land where you have one ideal waifu in mind and get to be with her no matter what though, the point is that you go adventuring and get raped by god knows what and it's mostly out of your control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507284
That sounds stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

I love my bishop!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507293
HOT GLUE

[Anonymous No.]

>>16506230
>librarian ryu
Please

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507294
anon no

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507277
I would tell her that I know how beautiful she is and that she really wants a husband, but she needs to understand that I already have someone. We can hang out together and be friends if she wants though.

>>16507284
I would go adventuring so I could find my waifu and if things tried to date me I would refuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507299
ANON YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507294
No!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507293
I wonder if fishermen carve Sea Bishop figurines for Poseidon's protection in the event of storms.

In fact, how would aquatic MGs affect maritime activity in general, and the life of sailors, fishermen, traders and coastal villagers in particular?

On the one hand, it would seem that loss of cargo, capsizing and sinkings would be more frequent due to proactive dating, but due to Poseidon's influence, such events are very unlikely to be fatal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507307
DO IT
SHE'S DEHYDRATED
SHE CAN'T LIVE ON LAND ANON

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507288
That's literally what the setting was designed to be.

It's a monster manual, not a russian mail order bride catalogue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507308
>fishermen start a business of making sea bishop figures
>start selling them at premiums
>they become like our PVC anime figures
>limited editions, cast-off versions, recolour variants
How would the bishops feel about merchandise of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507293
Did you make that, or is there a place MG figures are being sold?

[Anonymous No.]

So Anon, where do you and your waifu live?
A cabin in the woods? A mansion? A cave?
In what type of land do the two of you live in?
Demon realm? Green demon realm? Undead kingdom? Royal Makai?

Tell me about your home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507307
Nice bup figure, make sure to take care of it because they're super fragile and all the little bits will fall off super fast if you're not careful.

You might want to use some actual super glue to secure them a bit more before then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507301
Jesus fuck who said anything about dating
You have no say in the matter barring preparation. MAYBE you get away after they rape you a few times to continue your journey but the world ain't some hugbox where you politely ask the 800lb monster designed for rape to 'please let me go and I'll help you find a nice boy to date'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507347
Just a normal house in a normal city.
I have her sit in a wheelchair with a modified water basin to put her tail into.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507347
Castle
Monstergirl version of the German Black Forest
Undead Kingdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507347
It's built into the mountains. Used to be a natural cave left behind by a river of melting snow that ran through it to the valley beyond the range, but years of excavation has resulted in something more impressive., with all the comforts of home. A simple lift can take you from the lair up top down to the valley or to the gate of the mountain pass where the subjects from the outside leave their tribute (or taxes, depending on their attitude) and then there's the tower for Lich work built up in the mountains too.
I've probably got more details worked out in the actual story though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507331
As individuals? I suspect they'd be flattered or even a little embarrassed that some cute boys took the time to do something like this for them. The variety of merchandise may or may not detract from this.

As representatives of Poseidon, they might either be very happy due to increased religious spread or very upset if Poseidon has a thing against graven idols.

Also, as a side note, if an MG-friendly faction rules the waves the Order is pretty much screwed in terms of maritime commerce and naval resupply. Ships aren't built easily but they were and are a major source of revenue and food.

>>16507347
I'd prefer a green Demon Realm with Nureonago-chan (i.e. Zipangu). Agriculture would certainly be much easier under those circumstances, and you'd still have access to civilisation. An underground Undead kingdom is tempting though: the inner Dorf Fort autist just wants to let loose with the insane architecture and OCD city planning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507293
Looks nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507347
Basically the Inferno town from HoMM3 only instead of all hellish and low tier it's sexy Demon Realm and mid-tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507347
We live in one of the Royal Houses secluded from the civilians. We live in the Desert and we're a part of the Desert Kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507362
>not moving to a coastal/river city that accomadates both your waifu and terrestrial MGs like catgirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507347
A house in an integrated city.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507382
Maximum comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507372
>fishermen arguing over mermaid/sea bishop waifus
>"my sea bishop is better than your sea bishop!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507379
Sounds nice. Praise the demons!


>tfw you will never join a secret demon cult in a typical medieval city and conspire to overthrow the local government while evading witch hunters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507395
>buff, swarthy sailor men in a grimy bar by the docks
>they all have cute animu tattoos of Sea Bishops/mermaids etc

[Anonymous No.]

Shortstack Wights in stockings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507413
A whole lot of Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507413
Mating press when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507406
Another man of stellar taste I see.
I would love to sabotage Order cities from the inside along with my Demonfu to turn it into Demon Realm, then have copious amounts of victory sex afterwards to celebrate a job well done

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507388
Well, perhaps that picture is not representative, as that particular forest/river city is a designated UMNESCO heritage site and as such is under strict preservation laws. More modern cities wouldn't be quite as romantic.

>>16507395
>>16507410
>figureheads on sailing ships are no longer carved into the bow
>instead, a figurehead of the captain's wife is rigged to the bow every time command changes

captcha: select images of oceans

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507430
>cats in the water
Hark! What madness lies over yonder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507382
That looks nice, aside from the shark swimming under that building. It's not even a shark girl, just a fucking shark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507379
>HoMM3 but with monstergirls
Would sink another 800 hours into

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507413
Something about Wight shoes just scream trampling and crotch stomping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505594
>Two Anubisfags (One's cool and the other's a shitter)
Hey now. "Lazy writefag" I'll agree with. "Controversial opinions" I'll attest to. I'll even back you up if you call me unoriginal.
But "shitter"? That hurts, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507430
Damn that looks comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507347
Stop asking these questions all the time, just earlier in this thread somebody brought this up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507440
>controversial opinions

???

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507355
>Isn't a hugbox
I laughed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507447
i like matangos

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507452
I never understood how this is controversial. Like I get the design for them is shite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507448
More like a Fugbox amirite

[Anonymous No.]

The more powerful (both physically and ranking wise) a MG is, the more dominant she is.

Would you say this is correct?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507446
Sadly it seems accepted now. I remember before when we had some new guy asking questions too much, people told him to fuck off and rightfully so.

Now it seems you've got a free pass to spam questions if you include waifu in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507426
Hopefully never

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507347
A normal house in the city, close to where my waifu works and to where my daughteru goes to school. The actual house wouldn't be too terribly special though it would absolutely feel like home! Rather small and comfy with a nice backyard for us to run around and play in.

Then there's the whole basement complex. Built like a bunker, completely customized into our perfect sex dungeon. There'd be a room with a nice big bed in the middle with tie-down points all over it and segufix restraints built in, more tie-down points in the walls and ceiling. There'd be a little lounge area with a flatscreen TV and a comfy couch, perfect for getting comfy and watching all sorts of movies and shows. There'd be a mini kitchen too, with food and water and everything we'd ever need for weeks if we decide to take a bit of an 'extended vacation'. The biggest room would be the collection room though, that's where we'd store and display all of our various outfits and toys and tools and things!

If some big apocalyptic event happened, heaven forbid, we could easily and quite comfily live out the rest of our days down in the basement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507467
So no more newspaper?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507355
I thought you could just say raper no raping

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507434
If I'm not mistaken that looks more like some form of prehistoric fish.

>>16507433
>>16507444
The tribe of Neko has always been comfortable with water, despite the spread of defamatory material concerning catgirls and water. Their fanes and shrines have historically been constructed near water bodies, possibly due to Ryu cult influence from neighbouring Zipangu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507483
That must be the single most bored turtle ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507413
>not loli Wights in lingerie

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507460
Yes but you forget they're also more gentle. After all they wouldnt want to hurt their husbands!

gentledom a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507460
Typically, but not always and the lines blur a bit with the more 'seductive' types of intelligent high-ranked Monstergirls
>>16507465
Out of curiosity, what about it bothers you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507355
Back in the day people called MGE a hugbox as an insult, these days the thread is an even bigger hugbox than MGE could ever be. Say what you want about KC but even he doesn't take it as far as some here do.

/mgt/ is the only MGE community on the internet that thinks you can just roam around in the setting and be perfectly okay if you have a race you like in mind. Hell, even if you did get raped and later on find your waifu, she likely wouldn't care. Unicorns are the only race that give a shit if you had a previous partner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507447
I don't like maids. And I'm a big hypocrite because I get bored of waifu discussion in these threads extremely quickly, but I do it myself more often than not.
Also I don't mind Polt.
And yes, I like matangos too. They just look squishy and sweet and innocent. Even if they are biological WMDs. They dindu nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507486
>There are turtles that live for more than a hundred years
>They don't have anything to do at all for the entire day, save for eating and resting
Being a turtle must be hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507460
i hope so

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507491
I love brutal hate ducking and femdom followed by gentle cuddles and making sure she didn't hurt you.

But I still love gentledom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507501
>>They don't have anything to do at all for the entire day, save for eating, resting and shitposting
I'm sorry, you seem to have misspelled comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507500
It's ok to disagree anon. We still love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507501
They've been at it for a very, very long time. I'm sure evolution knows what its doing.
Turtle, turtle. Turtle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507505
She's the kind of girl who calls you over to spot her while she does bench presses. This is followed by her showing of her muscles to you. This is followed by rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507500
>spoiler
I too would like a genki sugar momma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507497
I do wish one could at least suggest the perfectly reasonable and lore-friendly notion that both men and monster probably have sex plenty of times before they find their mate without a handful of folks getting pissy about muh purity
But in the end it's a wish fulfillment setting and if thinking your favorite MG waited for decades to have sex with their husband is what makes people happy that's fine. It just gets a bit TOO saccharine sometimes but I try and ignore it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507460
Yes and no.

It is true for the most part, but a few ones don't act that way. Baphomets are subs for example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507516
i think she more of a "lay down and remove your cloths, now" kinda girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507521
Well I'm still a pure virgin, is it really too much of a stretch that she would be too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507528
Are you a physically perfect sex god who can make a female fall for you with just a glance and a smile?
Because post pics if you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507526
What happens if you don't do it? Does she show off her wrestling skills?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507534
N-no Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507497
It's why everyone goes with their headcanon instead of using parts of KC's setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507483
>If I'm not mistaken that looks more like some form of prehistoric fish.
Possible, actually. Still, I wouldn't want to swim around that fucking thing. A lot of things that old could easily kill someone.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if hate-fucking a tanuki manager (single) would get me fired

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507528
Do you have a nonstop ingrained biological desire to suck a resource out of members of a much weaker race of beings that can only be obtained through sex and has been present in you since you were 8 years old in a setting where as far as your peers and society is concerned rape is not only not taboo at all but is the norm and even a sign of being a successful member of both your gender and species?

The better way to look at it which I think KC does a good job of getting across is that you can't compare the connotation and purpose of sex equally between how we view it and how the Monsters view it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507524
>>16507460
Baphos, Ryus and Wights atleast don't seem like doms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507355
Don't worry though Waifufag anons.
Even if you're dragged away and raped by some other scarier MG before finding the one you thought would be ideal, thanks to Mamono Magic (Read:Stockholm Syndrome), after awhile you'll end up enjoying it and your rapist will just take the place of your waifu instead! After all, rape is just sex you didn't know you wanted~

You may not like the sound of that right now, but I assure you, you will be happy once you actually experience this new and exciting Monster Girl filled world!

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>>16507554
you got promoted to secratary

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>>16507521
You sound quite irritated about people not wanting used goods

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>>16507548
I don't personally but it's fine if people do
Just when you do want to talk about things accurate to the base setting people try and force their headcanon as how things should be
It's not that big a deal but it can get tedious

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>>16507560
>Do you have a nonstop ingrained biological desire to suck a resource out of members of a much weaker race of beings that can only be obtained through sex and has been present in you since you were 8 years old in a setting where as far as your peers and society is concerned rape is not only not taboo at all but is the norm and even a sign of being a successful member of both your gender and species?
N-no.
>KC
Well my waifu is not bound by KC's rules so there!

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>>16507571
If a monster girl fucks me I'll just head out to find my waifu again with her as my companion. She can lick my cum out of my waifu if she wants though.

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>>16507510
It's true you learn more from people disagreeing with you than you do when they agree with you. That's what I've found anyway.
Ever since I've done some more MG-unrelated writing and spent less time here, I've started to see that.

>>16507517
She can provide the sugar and the genki for you, but what can you do for her?

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>>16507554
You'd get fired so she could buy you.

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>>16507579
>but what can you do for her?
I am utterly shameless and willing to be debased and defiles.
I can scratch her behind the ears.
I can go jogging with her. I've run a half-marathon before without dying.

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>>16507566
Yep, as I said there are exceptions. With Baphos the profile itself says they want a strong "brother" who can handle them, with Ryus they're mostly vanilla romantics that will only go rape mode with the reverse scale, and Wights are more into seduction and tempting you into fucking them.

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>>16507584
Damn. I only fill two of those three criteria, and probably not all that well, either.
Guess you deserve her more than I do.

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>>16507560
Well our waifus are different. We love KC and MGE no doubt. But our waifus are mostly driven by headcanon while being built off of MGE.

I'm fairly sure none of us want a waifu who's fucked countless other men. We come here to escape that sort of shit.

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>>16507577
And that's fine then man, do you!
But if people do want to discuss how things might go in the base setting all I'm saying is I wish they could do so without it getting pissy
I'm the one who got pissy this time though so I apologize

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>>16507596
This. Exactly this.

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>>16507572
>>16507581
I'm not talking any old hate-fucking
I'm talking about a "I drove 6-hours so you people could tell me the cabinet is too big and in a bad spot despite me offering a different spot when I was out there" kinda hate fuck

The kind where Ive got her bent over the the front desk while I scream about what the point of an on-site contact is if they can't make any decisions

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>>16507604
That sounds... oddly specific.

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>>16507490
>Out of curiosity, what about it bothers you?
It shows the poster(s) lack creativity and contribute nothing to the thread.
>where would you like to live with your waifu?
>how tall is your waifu?
>what is your waifu's favourite food?
>what are the differences between the profile girl and your waifu's appearance
Those kind of questions have been asked a hundred times a piece and lately they've been increasing in frequency, I don't want to get all posting standards on people but can we at least not sink to katawa shoujo general levels? No one's going to die if they avoid asking a waifu question for 5 minutes.

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>>16507596
I guess it's a suspension of disbelief thing for me and I personally don't mind it as again I think the context and connotation for what sex means to a MG should be viewed differently than how we view it here, which is part of what makes the setting interesting to me. But really to each their own, I've overstepped

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>>16507581
>a tunuki will never buy you as a slave and legally classify you as farm equipment so she can write you off on her taxes

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>>16507611
Just ignore it if you don't like it, whining about it will only lead to shitflinging arguments.

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>>16507604
you alright?

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>>16507604
It's okay anon.

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>>16507619
I understand where you're coming from. MGs see sex way differently from how we see it. But still, nobody likes a used tissue.

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>>16507620
>Tanuki waifu doesn't love you enough to pay money for you
That's disgusting, anon.

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>>16507621
Bad attitude to take. Ignoring it doesn't solve it.
Pointing it out without causing a shitstorm can be done.

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>>16507620
>farm equipment
Guess I'll sow my rice seeds in her womb.

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>>16507630
>Pointing it out without causing a shitstorm can be done.
If you say so. Good luck.

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>>16507521
Remember when Mari asked KC and he confirmed monster girls have sex before finding a husband all the time? It even says as much in the profiles but people got real autistic over it, saying canon doesn't matter, even though they hide behind canon when it comes to things they don't like such as /u/ material.
>>16507548
I prefer to stick to canon as much as possible, if I'm a fan of something I accept both the good and the bad. If you have to pretend huge chunks of the material don't exist in order to enjoy it, you may not have been a fan to start with.

Having a head canon girl that is a pure virgin is fine, as is having a personal fantasy that your first time is with her. Pretending everything and everyone in the setting is like that is going too far.

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>>16507620
>farm equipment
So I take it that'll be One (01) times Tool, Planting, Seed, For The Use Of

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>>16507578
Sorry anon, you don't get to make that decision!
Remember SHE raped YOU, so you're HERS. You can try to escape before Mamono Magic takes over and you fall hoplessly in love, (Pray to the good lord you weren't raped by a Wurm before you try that though) but you don't just get to cuck your own rapist.

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>>16507610
>>16507622
>>16507624
All will be clear.
The tanuki will learn a proper lesson about delegation of duties and not being a drama queen

Rage will be my captain in the stormy sea of life

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>>16507621
Ignoring it leads to the quality of the thread as a whole taking a massive dive, that's the argument people have always had for kicking up a shit about other things.

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>>16507638
as an agriculutural buisiness expense

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>>16507632
Hey, it looks fine so far. No namecalling, or whatever, there's ongoing ontopic discussion, and whatnot.
Sometimes, just sometimes, thread is not a shit.

You can call me names though, if you want. I won't mind.

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>>16507625
Right. And I'm not saying I like it by any means. But I really don't mind or dislike it at all either. I'm not gonna give it a second thought if a 500 year old creature has had sex with others before settling down with me.

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>>16507646
Okay, uhh, let's see here.
Your father was a hamster and your mother reeks of elderberries!

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>>16507640
I'll make sure to get a Bicorn or that hobo cuck before mamono mana gets to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507651
TEME! YAMERO!

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>>16507644
>classifying assets as an expense
>weakening the balance sheet and income statement for a one-off tax return

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>>16507658
>Haaaahhhhnn~?

I seriously need a muscular Mofu in this pose with a dragon tattoo on her back.

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>>16507650
>I'm not gonna give it a second thought if a 500 year old creature has had sex with others before settling down with me.
Hell, if anything, I'd be more concerned and curious as to why and how she avoided any sexual relationships for 500 years.

[Anonymous No.]

You got a purty mouth, city boy.

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>>16507634
>Having a head canon girl that is a pure virgin is fine, as is having a personal fantasy that your first time is with her. Pretending everything and everyone in the setting is like that is going too far.

Yeah that's about what I've been trying to say, good summary

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>>16507659
she's writing off the initial purchase as an expense but said slave still qualifies as a long term asset, with depreciation factored

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>>16507651
Holy shit. Over the line, Anon.

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>>16507665
I'm going to lick every muscle.

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>>16507674
but where will you start

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>>16507665
>that definition
Nigh perfect. This is what I think of when I hear 'musclegirl'

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>>16507676
Start at the bottom and work your way up.

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>>16507634
>Having a head canon girl that is a pure virgin is fine, as is having a personal fantasy that your first time is with her. Pretending everything and everyone in the setting is like that is going too far.

This is understandable. But it's true, waifus exist for purity. Regular girls exist for being sluts.

But really you shouldn't be surprised people don't like the used goods stuff especially when "ALL MGS ARE SLUTS AND SO IS YOUR WAIFU" crap is crammed down their mouths.

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>>16507347
That's a thing I've actually spent a lot of time thinking of

As I see it there are 3 cases you can end up with once you have a monster girl wife
1: You and her agree on the same house/habitat
2: She prefers her natural habitat over a house
3: She needs to stay in her natural habitat

Most species/individuals would fall on the first case and many of those that'd prefer their habitat would gladly give it up for their husband, some of the third case can even be arranged through special installations

I'm guessing nearly everyone wants a monster girl who will move in to their human house, but I personally love the prospect of giving up my comfort for hers

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>>16507665
I can imagine her in a tracksuit

>>16507680
>not going exactly for the battle scars

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>>16507571
How come the guy doesn't fight back if he's getting raped?

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>>16507690
Vat is vronk vith vay I dress?

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>>16507372
>Also, as a side note, if an MG-friendly faction rules the waves the Order is pretty much screwed in terms of maritime commerce and naval resupply. Ships aren't built easily but they were and are a major source of revenue and food.

Poseidon controls a majority of the ocean, but KC has mentioned that there are areas controlled by gods still loyal to the Chief God. These are considered safer from attacks by monsters since they don't have Poseidon backing up their efforts, but at the same time storms and drownings there are as lethal as they are in the real world so its not that even a trade off.

The safest way to travel the sea is to go through Poseidon controlled areas and have some sea monsters aboard. Their presence deters monster attacks (as their scent gives the impression men aboard are claimed), and their superior knowledge of the sea makes for easy navigating.

[Anonymous No.]

How stacked do you like your vamps?

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>>16507668
Who you callin city boy, miss 'capris' or whatever they call them half assed pants you got on there
Best make yerself scarce fore I teach you what happens to trespassers on our property, and that old breaker ain't gon keep up with it
Na scram! Varmint!

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>>16507571
B-But my waifu is waiting for me.

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>>16507702
7ft. with I-Cups.

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>>16507702
Oh, hey. I just brought her up a couple hours ago. I like her as a loli more, but god damn if she isn't great either way. She's the only vampire I really like, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507702
I prefer girls who are taller than me but have tight, toned bodies rather than being overly voluptuous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507702
Very, but also tall and fit

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>>16507710
>Stopping at I

Good taste otherwise

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>>16507687
>I'm guessing nearly everyone wants a monster girl who will move in to their human house

Hell no, why would I turn down moving into a castle or even regular housing in the Demon Realm? It's Monstergirl Encyclopedia not recolored human girl with wings glued on encyclopedia

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>>16507716
You're right they can be fuckhuge without entering hyper territory.

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>>16507497
At the same time KC does give options for people who would like to live out that fantasy in his setting.

i.e. for instance you can go to hakutaku and she can advise you on how to meet/woo a particular kind of monster. Then there are the various foods or items that can attract a particular kind of monster.

You're almost certainly not immune to rape from a monster you don't want to waifu in KC's setting, but there are a lot of ways to increase your odds that you will get your waifu.

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>>16507683
That's the weird thing though, KC intended for MGE to be a sexual liberation fantasy. He's stated as much himself and the profiles often involve stuff like monster girls raping and releasing men before finding the man of their dreams or even raping women to turn them into more of their kind, both going on to find men after.

I don't think he ever intended for the whole pure waifu thing to catch on. MGR, MGU, the wiki and even Japanese fans don't buy into the whole thing as much. When people are more defensive over purity than Japanese fans there's probably an issue as nips are usually the first to blow a gasket over that.
>But really you shouldn't be surprised people don't like the used goods stuff especially when "ALL MGS ARE SLUTS AND SO IS YOUR WAIFU" crap is crammed down their mouths.
I never said such a thing though, just that casual sex before settling down is the norm in the setting.

Having your ideal girl be an exception to it is great but again, saying every monster girl must be like that and that canon information is a lie is going too far.

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>>16507724
Now you're talkin!

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>>16507702
>How stacked do you like your vamps?
Minimally

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507724
>>16507724
Oh anon...
I'm all onboard for the K-cup train

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>>16507625
I wouldn't mind a used tissue if it absorbed everything that had been blown into it in the past and looked and felt and was in all ways good as new.

By which I mean its not like a monster girl is physically "tainted" by cum she's eaten in the past. To them, in addition to being a way to show love, sex is comparable to eating (but better), and thus everything eventually gets converted to energy and such.

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>>16507730
Sure yeah. But like I repeated before. Regular girls being sluts are fine it's just people don't like their waifus after they've been on the cock carousel.

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>>16507738
The shame still stands. I ain't having my waifu fuck other men even if it's for "the energy". Because I'm not some used goods fag. I get it, sex is different for MGs. But that doesn't mean it's the same for humans.

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How do you protect yourself from MGs who aren't your waifu while you're happily married with your waifu?

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>>16507730
Most people have their own setting in their head, and only pick and choose what they want from the main thing. Just assume people are generally talking about their own little world in things like that, and it doesn't matter if you want your wife to have taken a million dicks before you.

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>>16507710
This is too much Vampire for a single man
You're going to get sucked dry everyday to the point of suffering from artificial anemia

>>16507717
Oh right, powerful species live in even more comfort than humans

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>>16507743
In other words its purely a intellectual standard with no real physical or objective basis.

You "think" her having had sex with someone before you makes her "used goods" when objectively it makes little if any difference.

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>>16507747
have a big waifu, preferably dire, and stay underneath her

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>>16507754
It doesn't matter if it doesn't change her. You can have your used goods but my waifu definitely is not used goods.

This post is exactly what I mean when I say the whole "your waifu would be used goods" shit is rammed down your throat.

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>>16507747
That's a much easier debate as the setting says once you do settle down with a monsterwife you pretty much are magically taken off the radar, and most monstergirls will have no desire to rape you anymore
Its still possible to build a harem and all that but the implication seems to be that you kinda have to actively seek and set it up yourself
So unless you're walking naked into a Ushi nest while jerking off you shouldn't have to really worry about being pursued once you're 'married'

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>>16507766
What activates this? Does it just happen after you meet your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507770
If you have her mana on you then it happens.

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>>16507761
I think he's more saying it's fine if your waifu is pure and virginal but if other people say their waifu may have had sex prior to them meeting it doesn't make them cuckqueens or 'used goods' given the setting and biology of it
No ones trying to tell you your own waifu has to have had sex before

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>>16507770
Did someone save the Billy Mays greentext for Manamo Mana?

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>>16507775
Well to humans she is used goods. You can say that to MGs is different but that doesn't matter because we aren't MGs. The shame is still there whether she changes or not.

I and alot of other people in the thread will still refer to MGs who've had sex before used goods or sluts. It's just a common term.

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>>16507770
Killer Cross's third bomb, Manamo Mana!
It resets the setting to whatever you want it to be once you feel threatened by the nature of Monstergirls!
Killer Cross is already inside your setting background!

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>>16507775
It's almost like /jp/ is getting more western by the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507692
Who said they don't?
Men can punch, kick, scream and cry, Monster Girls are for the most part much stronger than humans and there's not much a sole man or woman can do once caught.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507784
He's probably from /a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507787
*unzips pants*

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507787
And that is why you should grind a bit before heading out, then grind a bit more there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507788
God no. I've been on /a/, if someone even suggested that a woman could have two or more romantic partners throughout her entire life, they'd get lynched.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507741
>>16507748
Which is all fine and dandy but
>not everyone cares
>not everyone has a waifu
>it could have been that they corrupted a woman before and never touched a dick
But the pure waifu crowd jump down the throat of anyone attempting to discuss something that isn't their perfect ideal regardless.

It also limits fantasies and stories, any one of the following would cause a shitstorm depending on the time of day.
>An ushi-oni has been capturing men from a near by village and raping them until they're an exhausted husk before throwing them away. One day she captures a man who is a trained guard/soldier and actually has the stamina to not pass out half way through, has the time of her life and decides to keep him
>A man teaches a christmas cake monster girl who way praying on shotas a lesson by giving her a taste of adult cock for the first time
>a man hating lesbian gets corrupted by a succubus, gets introduced to a man and discovers the joy of being cummed inside
Of course not all of them would be to everyone's tastes but being able to discuss them without people saying all monster girls only touch one person in their entire lives would be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507795
They aren't wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507780
>Well to humans she is used goods
Not to all, and especially not those who take into consideration their nature and the nature of their setting

I think the balance is 'people won't call your 200 year old virgin Ushi-Oni or Hellhound waifu an unrealistic borderline Mary Sue cringebait character if you don't call their succubus who has raped men for their spirit energy before settling down with a loving husband a used goods whore'

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>>16507796
I agree anon. Those kinds of stories you described are pretty much canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507796
Hear, hear

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507766
One major exception to this is if a monster happens to fall in love with a claimed man without having sex with him. But that presumably doesn't happen very often.

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>>16507799
Sure anon. I will respect anon for wanting a Succubus aslong as he doesn't call my pure waifu cringebait Mary Sue. But really my waifu makes sense being pure since she claims the man she fucks as her husband.

Maybe you're right. Maybe we should just respect each other's waifus. But please consider what board you're on. Sluts and used goods aren't really accepted here.

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>>16507816
Right. But that's the thing, is since it would have to be based out of something non-sexual, presumably the guy would know he's putting the moves on or at least recognize 'oh shit I think she thinks I'm flirting with her' unless he's full Harem Protagonist tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507770
>>16507774
More specifically your own body/mana has to be "thoroughly stained" by the mana of another monster. Just how much it takes isn't really specified but having repeated sex is certainly enough, and even regular applications from touch without any sex can work to a degree (i.e. how a nekomata courting a man as a cat works).

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507820
Damn. Being nice and friendly in MGE will be a huge risk.

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>>16507817
>Maybe you're right. Maybe we should just respect each other's waifus. But please consider what board you're on. Sluts and used goods aren't really accepted here.
/jp/ has traditionally been a bit more accepting about those things than other boards, especially /a/ and /v/ which is where a lot of our posters come from. Lets not forget that these threads are crossboarder city and not representative of /jp/

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>>16507817
I'll accept a tenuous peace and mutual respect for different tastes over none at all. Don't worry, no one is gonna start trying to push any NTR shit or dumb stuff like that. Just a bit more breathing room to come up with characters and stories that aren't all about high school first time romance type stuff would be nice.

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>>16507796
Honestly, you're free to think about what you want, but if you make a story about an obvious slut, then you're going to get called out. Still, I don't really have any sort of issue with stories like you listed, and I'm fairly sure most people would just gloss over it or not mind either. Especially that last one. Gotta love stories like that.

>>16507799
>cringebait

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>>16507766
Just as a reminder, not all monster girls respect a man being married.

Even a Shirohebi can be forced into accepting a second woman in a relationship if a stronger girl really wants her husband, barges in and rapes him. Competitive threesomes would become a thing in cases like that according to KC.

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>>16507828
Ok sure anon. Whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507837
KC's answer about that was actually more like "If she loves him enough". It has nothing to do with strength or raping. The point still mostly remains, though, yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507833
I think that's the problem. People think that accepting used goods will lead to NTR trash. Whether it will or won't is not up to me to decide. But please understand why people don't like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507837
I might be an asshat, but I would totally watch a catfight over me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507826
Monsters know that if you are married and are being friendly doesn't mean you want her too. Unless they are like those dumb anime girls that fall in love if you pass them something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507820
Yes but another scenario is where a married man simply works with/befriends a unmarried monster girl and she over time comes to realize he's the ideal man for her. When that emotional/intellectual realization happens a monster's body naturally changes to consider him her husband even though they've never had sex.

Basically the deterrent effect of being claimed by a monster girl only works against rapings that occur on a whim or at random, ones not motivated purely by love, etc. If a monster girl feels strongly enough for a man she won't let the deterrent stop her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507842
NTR has like 20 different barriers in the base setting preventing it from even being possible and can very easily be reported on sight. What people are suggesting isn't 'slut glorification', just the ability to write or talk about things within the base rules of the setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507795
They aren't wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507857
I ain't stopping you from writing a story like that anon. Hell I'd read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507851
I still find it very wierd for the original wife to accept a fellow monster's feeling for her husband, even if she is a "yandere".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507842
That probably is the problem, people thinking it's a slippery slope.

Everyone has things they don't like and manage to avoid kicking up a shitstorm over though. Would be nice if people could have a bit of freedom with a character's past without causing a nuclear meltdown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507851
That makes sense to me. Would make for an interesting drama. But by and large that seems to be pretty rare or much more preventable than a single guy avoiding rape is what I'm on about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507784
You're in a thread mainly about a Japanese created universe where the main unique premise are that it's inhabited by various Monster Girls who are lustful who don't hold the same value towards sex as humans.

Sorry that it's not your perfect escapist fantasy on its base level, create your own headcanon for your own waifu, but fuck off if you're going to bitch about what the thread is about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507866
I guess it would be nice if that didn't happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507861
Then cheers mate, I'm glad the thread could civilly discuss this
Have a succustretch

[Anonymous No.]

>thread has a calm and measured discussion about touchy subjects like "used goods" and polygamy
This is nice. Wish this would happen more often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507872
Or you could fuck off yourself? How about considering although MGs don't view it that way, humans still might. This whole setting isn't just about "oh let's ignore everything human and use the MG way of thinking". If you don't like it you're free to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507797
>>16507858
Tell >>16507775, not me, if it really matters to you that much.
He's right when he says
>if other people say their waifu may have had sex prior to them meeting it doesn't make them cuckqueens or 'used goods' given the setting and biology of it
Though I'm more perceiving this in the context of a possible story, than just idle thread rambling about waifus.
I don't want to throw around terms like "purityfag", because that's not really helpful. It's an insult because someone values purity, which just doesn't make any sense. Likewise, the "cuck" phrase is just as meaningless if you use it against someone who says "I don't really mind about past partners if it's within reason". It's an insult just as meaningless in the opposite direction.
I'm going to type a wall of shit out here, so sorry about that. Either read or ignore it. Agree, feel neutral, or disagree at an opinion here which might be different to yours. So long as you're cool about it.

Like people in our society make a whole fuss over virginity, not just for women, but men too. So we can give a bit of context by relating the two situations. And I'm willing to bet that most people here, over about 20 or so who haven't had sex, don't really give a shit. They don't care about if they've "lost their virginity" or not. And ultimately, why really give a shit about it? I don't care if you haven't had sex, or have had sex. You probably don't care all that much wherever or not you've had sex before.
That's really it. Ultimately, virginity is just kind of a label. We big it up in our culture, Japan does too, but it doesn't mean anything more than it is. It doesn't have any impact on me as a person, or you as a person.

In the same way, "used goods" has just fallen into the 4chan/anime "community" vocabulary. It's meant to have negative connotations, when the thing it's referring to isn't negative, or necessarily positive either. It's like your virginity or lack of it, or my virginity or lack of it. It doesn't change us fundamentally.

I'm also seeing a lot of people here use "used goods" and "slut" interchangably, which is muddling the issue. Like I said above, "used goods" is meant to be a negative term, but that's wrong, because it's referring to something which isn't necessarily.
By contrast, I get the "slut" thing. People just aren't eloquent about it. But it implies lots of past partners, or a general lack of care and consideration when it comes to romance. As far as basic human biology and relationships go, that's negative. We're wired to not like that. So lot's of past partners in a short time frame suggests some sort of pattern of incompatability on their side. Which is about as objectively negative as you can get.

You can all go ahead and call me a cuck now, if it makes you feel good inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507875
Is she stretching or is it an act of sluttery?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507875
Hah! She can't even reach her toes!
Wish I had art of that contortionist Ghoul right about now

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507875
>>16507876
We jinxed it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507872
>but fuck off if you're going to bitch about what the thread is about
I don't think folks are into sloppy seconds the way you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507876
lets ruin that
*clears throat*
lesbian monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507875
>>16507876
I have really enjoyed this, most people involved managed to stay civil about it and talk things out. It's almost weird, I'm not used to this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507889
The shitter Anubisfag is into those, and even wants a Dragon to go to town on his Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507889
Rude! They're just masturbating elaborately!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507881
Tl:dr?

And don't worry anon I won't call you a cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507889
How is something that doesn't exist in the MG world supposed to cause a problem for us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507889
>*action*
I hate this more than the body of the spoiler text.
This is some fucking layered shitposting if I ever saw it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507885
Just ignore him. He's trying to stir up shit in a calm conversation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507882
Stretching, clearly. Never mind why she walked all the way across the gym to be in front of you while doing it.

>>16507883
No booly

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507883
I don't have a ghoul, but there's a flexible fox I've got here.

>>16507892
>his
Anon you understand what the concept of a drawing is right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507902
Uuh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507891
Has been a very nice conversation. I'm glad we've shared some views and got to see the real image.

Hope you have a lovely day anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507904
Yeah I just realised I posted a nipple there. Oops.
Well, you can go onto the archive if you want to see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507900
Oh, then it's fine. Mind as well stretch really near her and don't mind the damp spot that rubbing down my crotch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507902
>Anon you understand what the concept of a drawing is right?
Then what kind of person would pay money to have art of their waifu fucking someone else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507909
I saved it before I typed that, anon. Love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507897
I went to the wikis RP... thing they have. Dear lord, they make *action* look good. An entire post, meant to describe the characters action and emotions was "...?"
God damn it's so cringey to watch them try to RP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507876
-screams-

THE ACT OF FILLING MG TO THE WOMB LIMIT WITH SEED AND KEEP GOING

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507864
Think of it like this, basically as a monster girl herself the existing wife understands more than anyone how strong a monster's feelings are, that she can't simply "stop" loving someone. That empathy is what motivates even the most jealous races to find a way to incorporate the new wife. Its not easy or without conflict, but monster girls ultimately care about love more than conflict.

[Anonymous No.]

All MGs have fucked men. Apart from the Ryu. Nobody pays attention to the old hag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507907
It would be great if this could happen more often, getting stuff out without calling each other cunts and burning down the thread is refreshing.

Besides it's almost valentines day, it's the time for love after all and every monster girl is wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507911
Yeah, totally innocent. No problem with her asking you to spot her squats and sit-ups. None whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507917
Could be worse, you could have went to the monster girl rp subreddit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507922
>t. Ryu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507922
See>>16505827

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507926
>monster girl rp subreddit
I had no idea that existed.
I'm probably going to go there now too see how bad it really can be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507923
I (still) want a black haired Cupid to coldly reject me with a look of contempt when I try to ask her to be my Valentine!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507923
Why are cupids so hot? I want to sniff those hotpants that she is using.

[Anonymous No.]

>16507880
In any other scenario posters here have no problem disregarding human consent, humans don't exactly have rights when MGs are concerned.
You can pick and choose whatever elements of this setting you want for your own headcanon, I can't stop that. Just understand that your headcanon has nothing to do with what's actually written into MGE.

>>16507885
I'm not so repulsed by my MG having experience like you are, so sure.

[Anonymous No.]

I think the open ended waifu questions increase the quality of the thread. The most common complaint is some form of "its lazy" or "It would be better if people just talked about species they wanted to" but I disagree.

When these questions are asked, they use the term waifu, but we all know that's just an excuse to write about any species of MG anyway. The questions inspire immediate content from a range of MGs all over the encyclopedia. These answers in turn often become huge chains of on-topic discussion about a species. We owe several great Latenight pics, for example, because of these questions.

Alternatively, I could just post something totally random about any of the species. This usually takes the form of "ywn" greentexts or "i want to do x to x", and unless I pick a relatively beloved species, there will be usually zero discussion. Just a post left to hang in the wind, and a MG wondering why nobody loves her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507940
Its that hat man, she rocks it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507914
Well, I can't speak for him. You can email him yourself if you really want to know.
You're assuming a fair bit there, though.
He has an anubis for a waifu, yeah. Who says it's necessarily that one? Who says the one in that picture even has a name or identity? I know I don't give context, names, and character backstories to every subject in every picture I commission.
In that way, you're getting more invested in the picture than even he is. You're reading into it this much, when it might just be the thought process he used when asking for it was "I like this thing, I like these two monstergirl designs, let's put them together because it'll look nice to me."

I'm projecting, because that's probably the mindset I would use if I were in his shoes. Actually, I've done the same thing commissing stuff myself.
I can't comment on the big ol' shitstorm that occured when it was posted, and the comments made by all parties involved, because I don't care enough to remember it. I know it was a big mess, but if you bring it up, I'm afraid I won't be able to discuss it with you all that well.
I don't like yuri all that much either, but I don't get offended when I see it with monstergirls. In the end, those monstergirls being drawn doing things I don't like, they're all just individual instances of fiction, wherever drawn or written. Anyone can do anything they want with them, creating more and more. I can't control that at all, so why get upset over it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507947
>I'm not so repulsed by my MG having experience like you are, so sure.
You're forgetting that MGE girls don't need to have a fuck-a-thon to gain experience when all that sexual knowledge is ingrained into their genes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507950
>Who says it's necessarily that one?
Because previous things he commissioned featured that Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507926
>>16507934
I regret a lot of things right about now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507953
If I recall, it's The generic anubis design. Red eyes, black hair, brown skin. No difference from any other anubis with those same profile-standard traits.
In which case, the ability to distinguish falls solely on him, the commissioner. We can't say either way.
Unless you want to say that every Anubis with red eyes, black hair and brown skin has performed yuri with a dragon before. But we both know that's pretty silly.

Again, you're doing this thing by saying "that Anubis". "That Anubis" isn't necessarily even a character. They're just an image representation of the idea of an Anubis, as far as we know.
But I'm repeating myself, you'll have to ask him. I can't offer you a window into the commissioner's head.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>16507966
You need to say "Ganbatte~!" for maximum effect, dumb fairy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507935
>goes around arrowing people all day as part of her duties on Valentine's Day
>brushes you off without even a word as you annoy her with your professions of love all day
>throws your cards and flowers back in your face when you bring them to her and actively slams doors and windows in your face
>finally at the end of the night while walking home dejectedly you suddenly get dragged behind a tree in the park
>she's full triple heart pupil and visibly soaking wet through her hotpants
>fucks your brains out while moving the both of you back to her place
>rides you like her life depended on it, open hand slapping you with a moan if you try and say anything about loving her
>after she's thoroughly milked you repeatedly she finally collapses aside you in her bed
>practically snarls when you gingerly put your arms around her
>wake up with her turned to face you, a Valentine's card for you in her hand
>"N-Not a word, you"

Girl's got a screw loose or somethin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507966
Not worth the effort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507957
Eh, it's not that bad. At least it's not a bunch of people wanting MGs to cuck them. Or it wasn't, anyway. Maybe the cucks finally moved in. Still, I don't have anything against some RP, provided it's not like what you see on the wiki, and is fairly well structured. Like D&D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507964
It's not "yuri" unless those two are in PUR LUV

It's just a threesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507972
I'm gonna need two tissues for this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507957
I went to check again out of morbid curiosity.
>[F4F] Lamia's Don't Make Good Roommates (Unbirth/Vore, whichever you think it is.)
>[F4A] Desperately seeking intelligent partner for slime possession RP.
>(NSFW) A4A Looking for a sexual Monster Girl or Monster Boy RP
>[F4F] Lich looking for a Cheshire Cat to make famous.
>F/Futa4F/Fatu(A) All Welcome
Just a friendly reminder, no matter how bad things can sometimes be, at least we're not these people. Now I need a drink, I wish there was a nice Satyros owned bar near by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507966
sometimes I wish I could draw

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507981
>A4A

Alp for Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507966
How about that art fairy 'inspires' me another way...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507966
I'm so sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507981
These people make KDF look like a fine upstanding member of society.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507977
Anon I just finished touching myself. Why did you do this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507992
KDF IS a fine upstanding member of society, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507966
Unfortunately your name alludes me, but are you the fellow that drew pic-related?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507981
Ha.

Get me the flayers again. I think they are starting to get used to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507975
Yeah, people like to use that aspect of the MGE setting to "justify" it too.
Personally I don't give a shit. That's a situation where you're giving the picture your own context because you care enough about it existing, and about it including something you don't like, that you feel the need to "fix" it in your own mind.

When I say it like that, it really sounds like I'm accusing you of something, but I'm not, sorry if it comes off that way.
I just don't get my feathers ruffled by pictures at this point, even if they have icky girls kissing each other, and it kind of baffles me that people here can still be affected like that. That might be my shortcoming, who knows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507992
KDF is basically a normie already though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508000
Gotta be honest, as guys I thought we were supposed to think girl on girl was hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507297

[Anonymous No.]

Undead butts drive me nuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508009
>you wish to check something out
I'd motorboat her plump Ryu milktanks more like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508009
This girl looks suspiciously similar to Doktor Vürm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508008
The majority of the time it is, but there is always context to consider for some people.

Some people can't even get off with constructing an elaborate story in their head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507972
Ahh, A girl after my own heart
>make breakfast for her
>she kicks your shins as you bring it over to her and tells you you're acting pathetic
>still patiently waits for you to come over and try to give her a kiss before she leaves for her duties for the day
>punches your sternum right as you do and tells you to stop bothering her like a retarded puppy all day
>visibly looking for you all over between duties to make sure you're still following her, then promptly scoffs at you once she finds you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507996
Yeah. I've been busy so I don't drawfag as much

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508015
Lost cousin. You know, water wurm and earth ryu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508017
We're reaching levels of tsun I never thought possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508023
I see. And they're both academics, good for them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508016
>Some people can't even get off with constructing an elaborate story in their head.
Guilty as charged. There was a day when I realized I had better quality jack-offs with my eyes closed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508008
I can always go for seeing less dicks in my life which aren't mine, it's true.
I've seen people honestly argue and say that if a person likes girl on girl, then they're a cuck. If you can make sense of that argument, then you're smarter than I, because if that argument is true, then a significant fraction of this world's male population is into cuckoldry. And that math don't add up.

I guess it's to do with the whole "self insert" and "context" arguments, which are dumb arguments to have with people anyway. They just boil down to "Why aren't you enjoying your porn the way I'm enjoying my porn? You're inferior to me because of that."

Like I said, who gives a shit? Why get upset about how other people do things with their purely fictional constructs you can't control?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508030
>then a significant fraction of this world's male population is into cuckoldry
IfOnlyYouKnewHadBadThingsReallyAre.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507895
Yeah, sorry, I ramble a lot.

TL;DR purity goes both ways for guys and girls
People might laugh at a 21 year old male virgin, or a 28yo male virgin, because of society and culture, but ultimately, it doesn't matter. It's a label with no real positive or negative influences on how his life actually goes, or how he is as a person. And how her life actually goes, or how she is as a person. It's a single factor in the infinitely huge amalgamate of factors that make a person. He's no worse a person for not having had sex once, she's no worse a person for having had sex once
Calling a girl "Used goods" because she's had a past sexual partner is just as petty and meaningless as calling someone a virgin as in insult.
But the term "slut" can imply many past sexual partners or a lackadaisical attitude to forming an actual relationship, which is something you should actually care about, if you're looking for that relationship.
People use the two phrases interchangably, which I don't think is correct. Becuase they kind of have different definitions, even if they're both used as negative terms

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508025
Probably runs in the family. Maybe their parents are like that too.

Though I do wonder if that one psycopathic Ryu is her sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508028
>There was a day when I realized I had better quality jack-offs with my eyes closed
It kind of feels weird to watch porn just to get new ideas to think about while masturbating rather than jerking off to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508037
>watch porn just to get new ideas to think about
Since I met my waifu this is the only reason I watch/look at porn. I automatically apply the bits I like to ideas for stuff I could do with my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508024
>I'm not tsun you fucking pathetic moron. God you're fucking desperate, you stupid stalking retard. Go die, you waste of breath. Also, your house tonight. God, so worthless. That's not even very good stalking, you're way too obvious, idiot. Moron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508043
We are an odd bunch, aren't we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508045
She's wife material. Marry me right now, Cupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508049
We're reaching levels of masoquism I never thought possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507947
Meant for
>>16507880

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508052
There's nothing more pleasant than breaking through an iron curtain of tsun. It makes the dere that much more ripe when you finally start seeing it.

Ideally she stays pretty tsun though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507916
I think that image alone has gotten me fascinated with the standing splits position. All kitsunes should be able to do it.
I need more pictures of them doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508030
There are two kinds of men who are into lesbian porn: the cucks and the retards.
To the retards, girl on girl is the Halo of porn. It's the Fifa of porn. It's the "just turn your brain off" of porn. They're the beerbonging dudebros of porn consumers.
And normalfags generally are retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508088
What if I'm into the romance aspect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508106
Then you're one of the cucks and you need to commit sudoku.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508106
He used the word cuck, ignore him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508106
Then go to /u/. This isn't the place for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508112
I see, but what if I like hetrosexual romances as well?
>>16508113
Shh, I'm trying to make him say the d word.
>>16508114
Oh I don't come here for it. I come here for the big titted monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508117
This still isn't the place for discussing /u/ related material. Just keep it to yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508113
Did I strike a nerve, yurishitter?

>>16508117
>I see, but what if I like hetrosexual romances as well?
Then why do you spend time on complete trash?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508088
No, I think you're very wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508088
>They're the beerbonging dudebros of porn consumers
I'd argue that's fans of anal porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508121
Okay.
>>16508124
I like trash.

[Anonymous No.]

Well there it went.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Haremfags.

How many girls is ideal?

Is there a theme in your idealized group, or just random?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508035
But it's down to opinion isn't it? A girl with who's had lots of sex before wouldn't be liked by one person but could be liked by another.

Personally my waifu is pure but that's just my personal preference. I don't mind it when others have different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508132
Cute, gonna take pictures!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508132
I don't know how you considered the conversation so far high quality in any way, seeing how we have people getting butthurt about anons not liking used goods like they expected anything else from /a/ or /jp/, and people defending Anubis Burch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508151
There hasn't been one instance where someone advocated NTR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508146
I wouldn't bother with a harem, but in general, I would think 3 or 4 girls is about right. Wouldn't be terribly hard to maintain good relationships with the lot of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508146
4-5 always seems like an appropriate number.

I would indeed have a theme. Probably spooky Halloween girls to match my birthday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508146
Eight, maybe ten at the most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16507947
Yeah. I ain't going to go to bed crying at night just because my headcanon doesn't exactly match MGE canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508151
>Anubis Burch
Reminder that liking porn that doesn't involve you doesn't mean you're a "cuck" as idiots would put it. Otherwise everyone who's ever read a doujin, even a vanilla one is a cuck by default.

The anubis x dragon image was just two bog standard monster girls identical to the profile, not any special individual waifus. I'm not advocating for the yuri aspect of it but really, people overusing cuck like a 12 year old who just discovered the word got old a long time ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508146
That's an odd question. My ideal scenario would be to date a Queen Slime/Shog of some kind, with preferably up to 30+ individual personalities.

I would also drink Doppel potions, not for sex, but just so I could take all of her on different dates all at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508020
Nice to see you around again nonetheless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508194
To be honest. I understand why people dislike the image. I personally didn't mind it and thought it was kinda hot. But that's just me and I can get why people don't like it.bPut and image on my head of my 2 favourite girls making out as a show for me.

But still. Can we stop fighting guys? It's really not nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508177
>no brown skin
You've made a somewhat powerful, yet lazy enemy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508146
It depends on way too many factors, everyone should decide that for themselves

For me it's 2 or 3 at most for all the non-harem species
Up to 12 for harem species (Devil Bugs, Khepris, Large Mouse, etc...)

>>16508177
Khepris are meant to be delicious brown, if I had an albino Khepri in my harem I'd make sure to "forget" her turn so that she knows she is an inferior being

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508194
Cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508210
You're terrible to that poor Khepri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508209
>>16508210
I prefer them brown myself but I couldn't get the site to do that without fucking up somehow.
https://i.imgur.com/74WsmS4.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508200
>Whole town full of Slime, and clones of one guy
"hey Jim!"
"good morning Jim!"
"it is isn't it?... oh hey Jimbo"
"Hey there Jim and Jim. Heading over to Jims place for the game tonight?"
"You know it. Think he'll mind if I bring Jim?"

meanwhile a Slime is slowly losing her sanity.

[Anonymous No.]

Always go with your friends to MGC bars. Always stay as a group and always watch your drink. Don't let yourself get separated. Some girls work on the "attack when alone" technique.

Remember anons. Remind MGs that No means No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508243
Well, I mean, if you aren't with your friends at all times, you're pretty much just asking for it. Why else would you be alone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508243
they just don't want you to feel lonely

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508049
>>16508052
>>16508056
I usually roll my eyes at Tsundere but there's a very specific type of it with a very specific type of scenario like the one I wrote there that randomly just diamonds me. It seriously is so random given my usual taste and ideas that it feels like some sort of weird corrupted data or loose files in my brain. But the thought of a Cupid, who should absolutely adore love proclamations and romance and being wanted but instead being a cold ice queen bitch yet still having some indescribable massive ladyboner for the guy just confuses my brain so much that it comes out as the hottest thing imaginable and makes me want her to give me a degrading, insulting angry footjob while simultaneously making heart symbols with her hands at me
Am I stroking out or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508146
I don't think 2 girls counts as a harem, but they're both Kobolds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508236
I'm glad my name is not Jim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508243
>friends
What friends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508258
And... why would I want them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508243
>friends
oh well

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508252
I know that. We all don't want to be alone. But let me tell you something.

Every 10 minutes 20 poor human males are raped in MGC alone. Imagine how many are raped in a day. These poor men are subjected to having their innocence and purity lost. They're treated like objects and they feel useless afterwards. They feel like used goods. They feel tainted. Some are physiologically scared from the experience. They feel alone and scared.

This is caused by MGs getting "lonely" and feeling like they need to do this. Rape isn't funny anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508267
Drinking alone in a MGC bar would surely attract some monster girl to sit beside you. Especially if it's your first time there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508272
>this message brought to you by the Order for a Brighter Humanity

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508281
Would anons who put up posters like that get the mindflayer treatment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508272
get this order propaganda out of here

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508275
I wish man, I wish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508287
There are other ways to 'reeducate' wayward humans than flayers but yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508287
not necesary
any MGpussy will do

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508253
I feel these same feels. In retrospect, Cupids seem like a likely candidate for being bitchy ice queens. Imagine having to spend your whole life going around making other people fall in love with each other.

I imagine the novelty would wear off after many years, and they would be a jaded grouch with their own love life furthest from their mind.

The can't help but be wildly tsun as a defense mechanism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508146
3-4

[Anonymous No.]

Which MG would work best as a noir-style private eye/detective?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508309
Gazer actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508291
>>16508281
If it makes me part of the order to be against human rape. Then so be it. Human boys are for loving and caring not to be used as tissues you sneeze into them throw away.

>>16508287
>>16508297
This is exactly what I'm talking about. This rape provocative speech is disgusting. A-And it's not like I would want to be turned into a mindflayers little slut she can mind rape or anything! That's just vile!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508287
Oh? I've never seen this squosh. I wonder how many flayers I've missed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508309
Phantom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508272
Human boys are sluts and asking for it

[Anonymous No.]

Comfy friends doing comfy friend things

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508327
Is getting comfy with friends when you have a waifu allowed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508146
>Amazon childhood friend who would be my bottom bitch
>Tanuki high school principal who also my principal years ago
>Kraken CC who's also technically our landlord
>Dragon, who's younger than me by two years, who's also my boss

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508338
>Amazon
>Bottom bitch

[Anonymous No.]

How much evil are you fine with for your MG waifu?

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>>16508342
He also said childhood friend, so you must consider the context.

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>>16508342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6oO9Snoooo

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>>16508346
I don't see the relation.

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>>16508146
Wouldn't really call myself a haremfag, though I don't despise them like some, but 4 is the maximum because you've only got 1 dick, 1 mouth, and 2 hands.

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>>16508353
Typically the childhood friend is already enamored with the MC, and therefor puts up with a lot of crap.

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>>16508356
And? If anything that would make her claim and rape him sooner.

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>>16508305
I'm glad it makes sense to someone else at least then. I think it's the visible internal conflict too that adds to it. Where she's simultaneously fulfilling her natural love for romance while actively degrading and ridiculing it, both openly. Like slapping your hand away every time you reach out to hold it but then still expectantly holding hers out and refusing to move until you manage to get through.
On very, very rare nights she'd lightly sob while holding you close as ever and need you to reassure her that you love her and she doesn't need to apologize for how she is- then she's twice as bitchy and cold the next day

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>>16508345
My waifu starts off pretty evil. She is turning the surrounding countryside slowly into a Demon realm, and enjoys manually corrupting women into more of her species. She also just has a poor sense of humor. She's the type to stroll by a child with a balloon, cut the balloon string, and laugh maniacally as it floats away.

After a year or so, I'd hope to level her out a little.

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>>16508345
Any evil is fine as long as I can ruin her.

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>>16508345
I love evil. But my waifu is pretty much "good" in a sense.

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>>16508151
>seeing how we have people getting butthurt about anons not liking used goods

No ones butthurt about other anons not liking used goods.
People are just pointing out how ridiculous it is to shit on the idea of MGs having had multiple partners, when it's explicitly stated in the setting that it's something that happen often.

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>>16508365
Your waifu sounds like a cunt. What is she?

Does she wear a big hat?

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>>16508374
It does not happen as often as people think. And I guess you say partner in a sexual way, not a sentimental one.

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>>16508345
I love the "only show the good side towards me and evil to everyone other" type.

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>>16508342
It's just a small backstory I thought of on the fly.
She was a bully to me when she first met me, and thanks to me being 9 and a gross mistranslation on my part, I became her husband, because her tribe has a rule in their law that states, "a wife must obey her husband's wishes".
I just wished for her to stop being mean to me. I felt sorry because I made her cry and I took her to get ice cream.

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>>16508345
>>16508365
Very similar but more so just in the reveling of corrupting women into monsters and forcibly expanding the Demon Realm. She's sadistic to humans but once they're monsters or married to monsters she's very fair and looks out for them.
So pretty on-model for an Extremist Faction Demon, only mine actually has some authority and a small armed force under her charge.
Rather than try to mellow her out I'm completely indulgent of it which delights her immensely.

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>>16508384
She does indeed. She's a pretty wicked witch for sure, but its not her fault having been raised in the depths of the Mamano realm.

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>>16508364
This exactly. Watching a haughty and bitchy girl slowly succumb to the power of the heart that's completely out of her power.

Its like a fine wine.

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>>16508396
>Amazons
>a wife must obey her husband's wishes
The fuck is this shit?

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>>16508408
Well good luck trying to tune down your waifu or else the police might be onto her.

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>>16508396
That's a cute little backstory anon. I like it.

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>>16508396
Isn't the husbands duty to apply warpaintings on his amazon wife?

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>>16508396
Don't even call them amazons when you take away from them what characterizes them.

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>>16508213
Maybe /v/ would be more your speed.

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>>16508418
Thankfully, Dark Slimes are the type to enjoy some solitude to play with magic. She lives out in the mountains, in a tall tower.

The local townsfolk only mobilize the torches and pitchforks maybe once yearly.

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>>16508336
Life is lonely without friends, I don't see why it'd be an issue. But your monster waifu will probably want at least 95% of your freetime.

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>>16508439
>95%
She'll have to find someone else to be her spineless boytoy.

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>>16508439
I think she migh want 101% or more, but I also have friends too.

She might want to kill Griffriend though.

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>>16508438
Well I guess that's good. I bet she bullies weaker slimes too huh?

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>>16508450
Why are you even here?

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>>16508460
...because he likes monster girls?

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>>16508451
Well of course she wants 101%, but she's willing to part with 6% to make you happy. Just as long as the friends you hang out with are ones who have completed her background check.

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>>16508460
Because I like monster girl porn.

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>>16508416
>>16508430
Sorry if it was too broad, it was a special thing that only the husband could do to his wife, like if a husband didn't like to fly he could tell his wife that if she plans to go on a plane, she would have to do so alone, and she would have to respect that wish.
Now if the wish was "no more surprise rape." then that would be answered with more rape.
Shut up, I've only spent about six minutes thinking about all of this.

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>>16508474
Well you're going to have to go somewhere else if you're going to whine about boytoys.

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>>16508457
Actually she tries to empower them. She tries to make magical synthetic Slime Cores that boost weaker slimes intelligence and craftiness.

Only goes wrong 60% of the time.

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>>16508439
But my waifu's friends are kinda scary.
And she keeps inviting them over for threesomes whenever she wants to spice things up in the bedroom.

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>>16508472
>Completed her background check
Uhh, considering my friends are monsters that I really like and might've been raped by if it wasn't for her I think it might be bad.
Though I would never look at another girl romantically.

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>>16508483
>t. boss of /mgt/?
Seriously though, since when do we all have to have a fetish synch of 100%?

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>>16508450
Every point at this homosexual and laugh!

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>>16508486
Oh I see. Sounds like she is a nice little villain trying to conquer the world. Not good luck to her I guess, wouldn't want to see how everything would look like.

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>>16508498
Don't indulge him on my behalf, man. Just move on before he tries fanning the flames even harder.

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>>16508336
Of course it is anon. I'd love to meet my waifus friends their husbands. We can all be comfy happy. What a great time that would be. And I'd still be spending a lot of my time with my waifu. It's a win win.

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>>16508510
If I see someone needy, I just can't help but give a (You). You don't think he's gonna use it to buy drugs, do you?

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>>16508498
I'll show you who's boss of this thread

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>>16508505
Human women would be transformed into MGs of all kinds, primarily.

Also everyone gets a free magical familiar to help harness the new "you get mana, and you get mana, everyone gets mana!" paradigm.

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>>16508532
Can I dick the familiar?

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>>16508536
The familiar comes in any form you desire, whether that's simply a little clockwork bird, or a shadowy serpent, or even the profile Familiar.

So yeah, if you want.

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>>16508532
Well, I would rather just live nicely in a normal realm with my waifu, but she seems evil in a nice way. I guess she just wants to rule it all?

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>>16508486
I want to poke her core

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>>16508552
As a Slime, she's naturally a tiny bit of an airhead. She's not even sure what her end game is, as long as she gets to celebrate the glory of magical mamano with the world. Naturally this translates to corruptions and ever increasingly risky use of wide spread eromancy.
>>16508556
Thats basically a marriage proposal for certain slimes.

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>>16508556
isn't messing with the core hurt them? Not removing of course, just fiddling with it.

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>>16508385
>It does not happen as often as people think.

In your headcanon or in MGE?

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>>16508574
Nope, it's just a super sensitive area.
[spoile]ywn poke a slime's core with your dick

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>>16508574
It doesn't hurt them, but it does stun them, and force severe sexual pleasure.

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>>16508571
Oh damn, she just went straight from evil to cute. Your waifu sounds like a fun villain now, Anon, you're a lucky guy to have her.

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Where is the best place to fight the combat monsters?
In a arena? or on the open road?

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>>16508598
In your backyard while neighbors wonder what the hell is going on.

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>>16508593
Thanks dude, but I actually sort of dread the moment she or I appear to each other. No doubt it will be a chaotic few minutes of struggling.

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>>16508598
Arena fighting is certainly safer and regulations keep them from raping you after unless you put your virginity on the line.
But on the road they don't hold back and you can face them at full strength. Not to mention the certain thrill at knowing that failure means they're going to rape you.

It's down to preference I guess.

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>>16508598
In your own home.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA8QrOAghZ0

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>>16508604
I'm sure the first thing she'll conquer is you, so no need to worry I think.

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>>16508578
in MGE

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>>16508627
Based on what?

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>>16508624
I've got a foolproof plan involving a plastic box with a sealing lid, and one of those shark shaped claw toys. I wont make it easy for her.

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>>16508633
On monstergirls living mostly in wild zones, with zero or almost zero human contact, except for the ones who live in Zipangu in cities.

If you were, I don't know, a Lava Golem or a Scylla or a Dryad how many opportunities do you think you're going to have to get a man?

I'm not saying they all end with the first man they meet, but I'm pretty sure many of them try to keep that first man with them.

The exception would be as I said, monstergirls from Zipangu cities and succubus who can morph and hide between humans.

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Everyone talks about yetis when it comes to cuddles but what girls do you think make surprisingly good snugglers?

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>>16508650
I agree with you there, then.
If we're talking about monsters who inhabit areas that humans generally don't visit, i'd imagine they settle down with the first one they find. Most of the time anyways.

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>>16508641
Oh, so you are going to show her who's boss? She is quite powerful, anon, but since you've said it's foolproof then I guess you're really confident.

Would be funny if she had a foolproof plan too.

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>>16508666
Shoggoths can turn into a full King size bed with linen that just wants to wrap you up and never let go.

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>>16508666
cows, an actual cows stomach produces a lot of heat, helps keep em warm in the winter, so holsts, minos, and takus would be warm snugglers

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>>16508666
Hellhounds. They produce a lot of heat right? Perfect for snuggles. And on top of that big meaty paws are always for hugging.

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>>16508666
Well, we all know that it's your own waifu.
But if you ask me, Salamanders, Hellhounds or Lava Golems, if you want warm/hot snuggling.

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>>16508673
That would indeed be funny. She could probably wear a full latex catsuit so I couldn't get to her core to stun her.

I admit, Its far more likely I lose outright and get polymorphed into a toad or something for a week.

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>>16507168
>>16507176
>The one pic I get with Gazer from the back
>hurr there are just eyestalks slapped in the background and they don't connect to her tail.

REEEEEEE I ain't saving this shit.
At least there's an argument to be made that Gazer doesn't even have a tail an a floating mass of demonic energy that spawns the stalks and hair follows he closely everywhere.
Literally none of that in these pics.

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>>16508598
yell "I'm single" and fight back.

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>>16508668
Slimes and Doromes.
Griffons.
Anything with extra appendages, i.e. Kraken, Kitsune.

That's just off the top of my head.

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>>16508666
>>16508703 was meant for that.

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I want to wander up the oppai loli kingom's highest peak so I can find the oppai loli griffin and oppai loli dragon.

Then I shall end their rivalry once and for all.

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>>16508688
Oh god, she might transform you into a frog just to have that sweet cursed prince roleplay.

Now my waifu is getting those ideas too.

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>>16508712
Watch out. They may be small but they're still powerful.

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>>16508666
Oomukade are the most underrated cuddle monsters, they may be gigantic rapists but they're also described as clingy.

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>>16508736
They're also adorable.
Adorable!

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>>16508720
This is why we should hide all of our human fairy tales from the MGs.

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>>16508739
>no clingy nerdy Oomukade girl who loves cuddles, sweaters and the Twilight books

I need it

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>>16508757
Indeed it could be a fearful thing. I can see mine trying a few epic tales with me.

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>>16508695
>At least there's an argument to be made that Gazer doesn't even have a tail

Is there? KC has outright said in a Q and A that she has a bushy tail.

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>>16508779
Some of them would be pretty great. Goes without saying that "slay the dragon/wicked witch/demon king" roleplay would be really popular in the respective circles.

I can imagine a Dark Mage shotafying her husband just to lead him astray through the woods to her candy house.

In retrospect, Phantoms would probably be all about acting out fairy tales.

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>>16508808
Mindflayers are pretty good for that too. I will probably look for some stories to play out with my dragdrag when I get home.

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>>16508808
Do you think that Dragons, or other reptile MGs, would enjoy the going through Richard Wagner's "Der Ring des Nibelungen"?

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Are positions where the man doesn't finish in the mouth or pussy halal in MGE? How much do MGs REEEE about seed landing outside of orafices? Can you still provide some satisfaction to them through cunnilingus or does it not do much unless they get a Spirit Energy deposit?

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>>16508859
I would hope they don't mind as long as they get some internal cumshots every now and then. Otherwise I would have to tie my waifu up before jizzing all over her face and chest.

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>>16508859
Pssssst.
Corruption Fruit

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>>16508859
IIRC, there are some items that let MGs absorb SE through their skin.

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>>16508859
they can absorb spirit energy through the skin. it's not as effective but still

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>>16508842
whats a dragdrag?

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>>16508859
Nah, many profiles say that they try to get "covered by their beloved man's seed". So they're okay with it.
I think solo bukkake would be a popular thing to do.

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>>16508884
It's like a fag drag but with less screaming homos.

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>>16508887
That's a good point, the whole 'until their skin is stained white' line appears a lot

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>>16508887
I think a Kej's hair gets more alluring and beautiful if you cum on it.

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>>16508853
I'm not familiar with that work, but if its about reptiles, then no doubt they would be inherently interested.

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>>16508884
Extremely cute dragon.

>>16508893
Rude.

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>>16507307
>>16507293
Very pretty, take good care of it.
I remember a very sad tale of an anon who had a similar figure that was damaged early.
Beauty is a fragile thing.

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>>16508907
fragile?

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>>16508909
I want to hear the story of a Jinko taking care of a weak and sickly Anon.

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>>16508905
>Extremely cute dragon
I mean, nobody say's that couldn't also be an adorable Dragalp like La Pucelle

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>>16508899
It's essentially a four part opera based on Norse lore, where a hero named Siegfried slays Fafnir, some kind of dragon/serpent, to save a Maiden.
Just make the Fafnir into a maiden and S'lay her.

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>>16506269
Marche you made your brother a cripple and your childhood friend an albino, thus subjecting her to numerous health risks and disorders. You have no right to speak.

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>>16508936
She is a pure Dragon, not an alp like Puce.

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>>16508962
So the dragon template is more palpable than the alp template?

This is good science.

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Where do I sign up to be a test dummy for Mindflayers?

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>>16508972
Indeed, I got a Ph.D in dragons.

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>>16508985
Im not sure such an organization exists, although most Flayers would be more than happy to give you a tune up for fun.

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>>16508995
>tune up

But I want to be a permanent slut for mindflayers.

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>>16509001
The radical Flayers keep to their deep caves. You may need to go spelunking.

[Anonymous No.]

Does your dragon wife accidentally burn her clothes occasionally?

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>>16509007
It's worth it. Those flayers will make me feels things I've never felt before.

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>>16508695
>the one pic

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>>16509019
Of course not!

Everything she wears is fire proof.

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>>16509019
Dragons like to burn off their husbands clothes and aggressively rape them as they 'presented themselves'.

It hurts knowing it wont happen and that happiness doesn't exit!

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That's one threadcanon I don't mind accepting, that flayers and also Wendigos and Shogs don't have to transform their husbands to bond with them (or at least that they can change back and forth)
Kinda hard to accept with the Nacho though

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>>16507823
Or a Kiki sneakily putting her tail in her Masters face at night and rubbing herself against his bedsheets while naked!

Her Master is going to be hers and hers alone.

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>>16509019
She likes to rip mine off for agressive sex. She buys them again afterwards as apologize.

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>>16509047
that's canon
what you tokkin about?

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>>16509047
I thought this was confirmed by KC? Also yeah it's a pretty good thing to have in place. Like I love Chaos girls but it's good there's now an option to change back at will.

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Anon do you have that one girls profile that just made you diamonds while you read it?

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>>16509047
a pine-tree, a squid and a giant spider walk into a bar

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>>16509056
>>16509061
Oh, I thought it was left vague intentionally
If not I have some serious reranking to do

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>>16509063
I wish Ushi-Onis arms and fingers had more movable joints.

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>>16509073
The money they have is shogg.

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>>16509076
he says it every time a chaos-girl releases

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>>16509047
Comfortable hot springs with Wendigos

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>>16509087
To clarify, he says you can change back whenever you want. Whether you can avoid being transformed at all is another matter.

This doesn't get mentioned in the profiles themselves because he wants the chaos girls to be seen by people in-setting as more off putting and mysterious.

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>>16509063
Something tells me I don't really have a choice in this matter.

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>>16509068
My waifu is an Anubis but when I read the Flayers profile I couldn't help but start to jerk off. Just the way KC described the tentacle in the ear.

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>>16509103
Forgot the image

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>>16509106
>avoid being transformed

Jeez I hope not. It's the main kink of the Chaos girls.

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>>16509112
I wish there was an image depicting the Wendigos husband popping out of the coat to study something with a pair of binoculars or whatever

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>>16508909
Yes, fragile. Even the mighty Jinko can easily be hurt, be it not with physical force.

No matter if she smacks the source of simply walks away, deep inside she will be hurt and feel pain. Pain only you can remove by snuggling in her arms without a word.

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>>16509133
That sounds comical.

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>>16509140
Wendigos are comical.

[Anonymous No.]

Shhhhh. Don't wake the sleeping rape train.

[Anonymous No.]

People shit on chaos transformations but being with a Wendigo sure has its benefits, being a coat man would be pretty comfy in the winter.

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>>16509157
>Not wanting to try to snuggle under her to surprise her in the morning.

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>>16509157
She looks soft and comfy. Are you sure I can't just slide up next to her real quiet like?

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>>16509163
but balls retarded hot in the summer.

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>>16502291
>Post coital cuddling with mershark the night before you have to leave for a week long trip inland for supplies. She wanted to come but is worried about scaring people, and she hasn't quite mastered moving on land yet either.

>Tell her you'll miss her but it will be ok.

>She's solemn for a time but then suddenly her eyes widen with an idea. She proceeds to snap off one of her teeth and hands it to you with a smile.

>"See, now part of me can come with you!"

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>>16509163
My beautiful hands are too aesthetically pleasing to be replaced with those gorillas mitts.

>my husband's hands... how do I say this... they give me a wettening...

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>>16509157
I really like this ushi. I wonder if the artist has done any lewd stuff?

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>>16509163
Looks super comfy. And you're always cuddling her.

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>>16509172
That's where being able to turn back would be an advantage.
>human for the summer
>coat man for the winter
And in your coat form all the young monster girls crowd around you like you're some kind of theme park mascot.

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>>16509164
>>16509167
Do you want to be lazy morning cuddle raped by a very sleepy rape spider cow?

[Anonymous No.]

Chaos girls are for lighting on fire.

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>>16509190
Works really well on shoggoths.

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>>16509186
Firstly, I wouldn't mind being violated by MGs in general
Secondly, It's not rape if I like it.

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>>16509190

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>>16509190
That's not nice. I know you wouldn't do that.

>>16509199
I'm going to make that mindflayer happy again!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hold my dragon wife tight all mornings as i listen to her soft heartbeat and snuggle against her warm body

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>>16509212
I would if given the opportunity. Chaos girls deserve The Thing treatment.

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>>16509215
We'd all want to do that anon. But the portal is not open yet.

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>>16509190
Rude, they wouldn't do the same to you.

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>>16509215
I want to bite my dragon wife's horns.

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>>16509222
Why? They didn't do anything wrong. They haven't killed anyone. They just need love.

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>>16509176
What if your hands just get bigger instead of becoming gorilla mitts
>"Hey, is something wrong with your husband?"
>"Absolutely not! Why would you say that?"
>"I dunno, his hands just seem kinda... dainty? They seem weird"
>Husband's thin hands start to meekly recede into the coat

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>>16509224
>>16509229
Chaos girls are abominations that do horrible things to any men that are unfortunate enough to end up in their clutches. They're the only girls that The Order is completely right about.

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>>16509239
Ever think the men that waifu them want it? Hell I'd sure want whatever a chaos girl would do to me.

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>>16509246
>Ever think the men that waifu them want it?
Then they should get the same treatment.

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>>16509215
Draconic types are so great at cuddling because you're their most precious treasure

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>>16509239
Is it really horrible if the man finds it pleasurable? Say what you want about becoming one with a shoggoth, after experiencing that sort of otherworldly pleasure you probably wouldn't think it's evil.

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>>16509255
This is exactly why chaos families are forced to live in old ruins in the wilderness.

It's sad.

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>>16509255
If by some grace of god MGs come into existence, I hope a Flayer drops from a ceiling to show you the wonders of cosmic brain-fucking.

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>>16509255
But have they done anything to you anon? If I was married happily to a Chaos girl and I was your neighbor. I'd greet you like a normal person. Invite you around for dinner like a normal person and give you the package that was for you on my doorstep with nice smile on my face.

We're just like you anon. Can't you see that?

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>>16509260
If I saw a dragon girl I would have a heart attack on sight.

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>>16509260
A bet a dragon's chest is nice and warm.

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>>16509262
I disagree, the further chaos families are from everyone else the better.

>>16509267
You're a subhuman that wants to fuck an abomination. Get better taste in monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509281
Deus vult, good traveler.

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>>16509281
But we could be friends anon. We're both humans on the inside. Can't we put aside differences and enjoy our lives with our wives in peace? I'm not hurting you, you aren't hurting me. Where is this hate for Chaos girls coming from anon? I know they may look a bit strange at first, but it's all about the personality.

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>>16509286
Dumb Shoggoth.

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>>16509083
>The money they have is shogg.

Thats absolutely genius and prone to abuse. Imagine getting paid by somoene for a new TV, only to have the money turn to slime five minutes after.

Imagine getting paid by a Shogg during one of your bar shifts, but only to notice the money she paid you with to slowly start shifting and warping as the Shogg slowly gets more hammered througout the night. What would you even do?

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>>16509047
Shoggoths have the mildest transformation but it's also the most inevitable one as it is permanent and it is basically a side effect of interacting with one

Wendigos make you go insane (with lust) and you willingly transform to rape them
It's speculation but I believe that once you overcome the initial madness the choice of transformation is left entirely up to you though you'd probably gain a big bias towards transforming because of how awesome it felt when you lost your mind

Atlach-Nacha's transformation is the best designed one so far
It has a clear purpose, a clear initial trigger and we even had some explanation to how it works
While not absolutely necessary it is something that defines them and it's the easiest way to negate their poison and make them happy

Mindflayer's on the other hand is the worst one
KC went out of his way to clear things up but in the end we still don't know that much aside that they do it because they shy away from public sex with their human husband but are fine if he is transformed

As an overall to the chaos species, you have to keep in mind they long for becoming one with their husband like their masters do and that means transforming him
Marrying a chaos girl and then refusing to transform at the very least occasionally is a mean thing to do
It's similar to marrying a Yeti and refusing to hug her

Anyways when dealing with MGE and chaos girls in particular you have to make your own judgement call and go with the interpretation that feels the most right to you based on official material

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>>16509293
She may not be book smart, but she has mad street cred.

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>>16509299
So much this. I mean I'm not so agreed on the mindflayers being the worst one. It's really down to interpretation but yeah I love how you worded this.

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>>16509288
I would never want to be the friend of a subhuman that wants to give eldritch monsters more power.

Eldritch beings are supposed to be fought off so they don't completely fuck up the world, you're not supposed to fuck them.

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>>16509311
They aren't trying to fuck up the world anon. That's silly and is in the past. They just want husbands to settle down with.

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>>16509316
>Believing their lies
Chaos girls are not to be trusted.

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>>16507354
Tell me about it... my Anubis suffered a fair deal of damage in transit. Was able to reattach her sword, and mostly fix the staff, but the scales were a complete write-off.

>>16507430
>>16507382
Love this artwork. I'm a huge fan of water features, so settings which totally integrate water into their design like this are wonderful in my eyes.

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>>16507736
Takatsu is a God.

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>>16509311
That's only true about Mindflayers and Atlach-Nachas who live in the underground away from civilization to begin with

Wendigos did nothing wrong and Shoggoths are pure maids

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>>16509276
It is simultaneously the safest place for her husband to be.

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>>16509316
It's ok if you don't like Chaos girls anon or you don't like me. I still like you.

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>>16509333
Wendigos drive men insane and warp them into coat monsters, Shoggoths fuck with not only your sanity but also everything around you. All of them deserve nothing but fire.

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>>16509346
Wendigos are cute as a button and do no wrong

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>>16509346
What MGs do you approve of?

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>>16509298
She is doing maid job and she knows it. I'll light a torch and bonk her on the head if she doesn't.

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>>16509346
I hope you realise how mean that is. Your waifu wouldn't want you saying that. I bid you farewell anon. Amd even though you don't like me, I still like you.

Have a happy day and I hope your waifu comes to you very soon.

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>>16507950
>>16507964
>Inb4 replying to a 6 hour old post
But anyway, you've about got the right of it. I basically just distinguish between "Waifu" and "Not Waifu" in my head. I've been trying to come up with a more unique "Waifu Design", but really KC's default Anubis design is just so perfect in my eyes, I find it myself struggling to ask for deviations in most cases. Do plan to commission some Lolified stuff at some point in the future at least though.

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>>16509363
What are they even arguing about? Also anon I respect your love of Anubi and your love for the vanilla design.

[Anonymous No.]

We talk a lot about how sweet or sexy dragons are as wives, but what about how just plain awesome they are?

I mean aesthetically I have always loved dragons, and having a wife that can change into a huge, monstrous form like that would just be something I'd want to show off as well as observe myself.

Indeed I would probably annoy her with how often I'd ask to see her transform.

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>>16509369
Personally I find dragons a little boring, because of over saturation in media.

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>>16509369
I'm with you 100% anon. Dragons are AMAZING.

>tfw want to write an anthology focused on Dragons and Dragoons
>Can't manage to focus on writing enough to have written more than a first chapter prologue

Maybe someday.

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>>16509369
School girl Wyvern a cute!

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>>16509369
I would go crazy over her dragon form. I would probably have her fight me just because she is fucking cool.
She would probably get embarrassed because of so much praises and turn back.

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>>16509349
Just about everything else aside from chaos girls and the unanimously disliked ones.

[Anonymous No.]

A friendly reminder not to bully a working Kiki by randomly stroking her fluffy and feathery tail when you pass by with both hands.
The Kiki might be uncomfortable and start breathing heavily and blush. A similar effect can be observed when slowly moving your hand through her hair and stroking her head.

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>>16509349
Another victim of the dreaded snow harpy.

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>>16509369
>>16509385
Sorry not sorry.

ARE YOU READY KIDS?!
AYE AYE OVERLORD
I CAN'T HEAAAAAR YOOOOOU
AYE AYE OVERLORD
OOOOOOOOOOOOH WHO LIVES IN A CAVE HIGH UP ON A MOUNTAIN?!
WYVERN HOTPANTS

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>>16509394
Ok anon. For her comfort I won't. I don't want to make her feel unsafe, nervous or uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509396
Snow harpies saves people that fall of from mountains.

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>>16509388
Meant for >>16509351

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>>16509397
YAMERO

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>>16509397
I'M READY
I'M READY
I'M READY
FOR SOME CUMMIES

[Anonymous No.]

Give me one reason why I should bother searching for a MG when there are other 2D qt's around.

All MG's have going for them is their insane urge to mate. That's literally it. Iwant legit reasons. Not trolling

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509412
Because MGs are 2D qts with a tweest

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>>16509403
Then they rape them, even human girls, and leave them naked on some god forsaken freezing mountain without a care in the world.

Truly the only full on evil MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509412
Because I honestly prefer [girl with monster bits] over a regular human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509412
All the creative life hacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509413
>>16509418
>>16509420
Only reason I truly asked was because I think I'm starting to fall for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509424
EXQUISITE TASTE. Shame art of her is so hard to come by

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509424
Unique and fashy taste, I approve
Once you go Mon you never go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509424
Good taste.

>>16509430
>I approve
Once you go Mon you never go back

Surprisingly this is actually true

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509424
Be careful when you share baths with her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509394
Not even if I want to use my warm hands to keep her from shivering in the cold?

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>>16509405
what a fantastic non-answer

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>>16509427
>>16509430
>>16509434
>>16509437
>tfw I will never get electrocuted by her

Is this the pain you guys have felt all this time?

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>>16509437
If I bathe with a Raichu and she does something like that, would I become like Volgin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509450
Welcome to our world. But don't worry. You entered very close to the portals opening so don't worry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509450
Come, friend. Drink deep from the cup of feels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509451
>Raichu

Que? Isn't it Raiju?

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>>16509450
Yes, the heartache is real. I've heard some rumblings about something happening in 2017, I'm not sure what but it seems something to be hopeful for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509427
Wasn't there something of an explosion of fan art of her thanks to the head pat phenomenon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509450
Yup, it can be really hard at times and it never really goes away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509451
You would end up with an ahegao. Maybe with peace signs.

You'll build resistance and eventually you can't live without it.

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>>16509424
We need more art of Monstergirls just outright fingering themselves in public
I wanna eat out my monsterlady like a fucking buffet

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509473
N-Nice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16505441
>Come together and strive for a better future

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509466
Someone found out there was a furry who spent shitloads of money on commissioning Raiju headpat pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509473
Mindflayer profile is straight up porn.

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>>16509369
>Anon and his Wyvern waifu meet his old friend
>He is accompanied by his wife, a Vampire
>Both men start talking about how awesome their waifus are
>Both girls do the same about how awesome their husband is
>Anon suddenly asks his wife to show off her transformation
>She flushes bright red and refuses to do it at first
>Eventually gives in and transforms with teary eyes
>Anon has to pamper her all night long to make up for it

Asking a dragon to transform is bullying and you know it

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>>16509473
I always fantasized about fucking my waifu in public while she tries to weakly choke me for making her 'act like such a dog'. She holds herself to high standards despite being such a degenerate sex fiend.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if a raiju spends too much time without fingering herself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509506
She will jump onto you and beg for something more than headpats.

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>>16509511
Ear rubs?

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls that don't listen to words deserve to be punished.

[Anonymous No.]

Raiju isn't neko is she? I see a lot of artists referring to her as that.

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>>16509483
Very nice. Very, very nice. Like blueberry syrup.
>>16509491
It fucking is. That lewd tentaclejob goin on right there on the side. Unf.
Also cool, that's my recolor
>>16509494
Top tier taste. That's that good shit right there. The more obvious and forceful the better.

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>>16509515
Tummy rubs Anon. The lewdest of all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509485
>You will never re-enact Castlevania with your Damphir daughteru while her mother takes the role of Dracula

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>>16509517
Maids who can't follow orders deserve spankings?

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>>16509524
even better if she got a tiny raiju inside!

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>>16509531
Not just maids, all monster girls.

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>>16509494
My waifu's typical garb involves a long, somewhat billowing dress.
Something one could potentially be under and unseen.

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>>16509532
Indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509537
That's how you get spanked by a monstergirl

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>>16509522
>Top tier taste
Thank you anon, it's one of my favorite things to think of. That, and normal life with her and stupidly sweet romance.

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>>16509537
Then I can think of several species who would screw up directions on purpose

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>>16509537
But I follow my waifu's orders.

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>>16509545
There was one anon who tried to spank a Shirohebi and is never seen again.

My guess is she spanked him back with her flame covered hand.

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>>16509540
My waifu's is suits, or when she's feeling comfy she likes leggings, sweaters and skirts. Tight comfy clothes. So if I wanted to do things like that there would be lots of ripping and growling. She'd fucking love it

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>>16509542
That's quite a burly guy.

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>>16509349
>>16509396
>Yeti inna woods looking for a human to hug
>Gets that creeping feeling that makes her mofu get matted and puff up defensively
>Caribou peaks its head out from behind a tree, looking at her with those glassy, black doll eyes
>Feels two big, log-like arms wrap around her midriff
"AYYYY THAR, B'AHY!"
>She can't break free with her snuggle-fu, starts kicking the air fruitlessly
>Her captor has ramrod shoulders, a barreled chest, and legs like tree trunks
>His denim jeans barely contain the fact he's sporting a yule log of his own between those armor-like calves of his
>She manages to break free, panting and huffing as more of her sisters appear, sizing up their opponent
>His plaid shirt smells of pine needles and maple syrup
>His beard bristling as he smirks at them, taking a grappler's stance, his arms wide and enticing
>Looking for a hug
"Sure y' wanna do this, thar b'ahy?"
>White Horn comes across the scene later
>Yetis, Yetis everywhere
>Hugged and snuggled into submission
>But, curiously enough... One is missing
>Her face when all she can discern is the distant sound of a buttonbox concertina and a Yeti's laughing along with an "Ayyyy!"

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>>16509548
Hell yeah. My nigga on all fronts.
>>16509540
>Go to town on her under the table at some fancy ball while she publicly greets people
>them sounds when she's struggling to even look straight as she desperately tries to keep composure

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>>16509562
So when Yetis get scared their fur puffs up like a cat's tail, but all over their body? They turn into big mofu balls?

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>>16509565
>Under the table
I think it'd be great to just rail my waifu while she gives a lecture on history. Just bend her over the lectern while she tries to continue explaining the buildup to WW2, before finally saying class is over and tossing the lectern out from under her and taking control.

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>>16509617
Perfect, but you have to make her finish the lecture all the way to the bell. No matter how out of breath or ragged or desperate or ahegao'd she gets.

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>>16509628
That's the plan, though I'm sure she'll need to take a few 'breathers'. Though when we get home she'll probably pay me back ten thousand fold, all while growling about how I made her "scratch her lectern beyond repair"

[Anonymous No.]

What exactly is an awful man to the monster girls in KC's setting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509632
Anons don't you think it would be embarrassing to have sex in public?

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>>16509634
Anon

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>>16509634
A murderer, a horrible irredeemably evil person.

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>>16509636
That's what makes it better. To just focus on only the one you love, the one you're pushing into with such lewd noises and such wild abandon. To tune out the stares and gasps while you pull her hair back and kiss her neck, feeling her breath hitch in her throat. To hear her scream your name as her body clamps down on yours, trying to carry your seed with wild abandon regardless of the setting.

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>>16509634
Those who set MGs on fire because they dont like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509636
...no? Not in MGE world with a Monstergirl that's totally into it. And even if it was a bit that would make it even better.

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>>16509519
Its hard to tell the difference from the way KC draws them, but indeed she is not a neko. Rather she is a weasel.

KC's weasels appear to be distinguished from his cats by the lack of paws, while still having some fur near the hands. Having furry legs and narrow feet may also be distinguishing features.

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>>16509634
Only the absolute worst irredeemable scum, with an accent on the irredeemable part
Even if a person does horrible things because he is misguided or has been lied to but deep down has a good heart he'd still be accepted by MGs

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>>16509641
But what does being a "murderer" mean to them? Would a man who is simply defending himself or his village count?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509636
Flayers are secretly huge sluts for public lewds. They go so far as to have sex with their squid husbands in public to get their kicks, but they become helpless schoolgirls when their husband screws them in human form.

So screw your Flayers up against a window.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, I'm headed to sleep. See ya soon Anons. Make sure you cuddle your Monster waifus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509680
I wish i had a monster waifu to cure my insomnia.

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>>16509634
A complete and utter sociopath. Or a man with no genitalia whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509396
That was a fun game. All the girls were surprisingly bouncy for how cartoony the art is.
>No qt genie girlfriend to go on adventures with
Is this what being Bolo is like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509634
Someone who fully understands the nature of monsters and still wishes to do horrible things to them
Granted, 90% of anything sexual related isn't considered horrible by MG standards, so on that front its pretty much limited to actual guro or legitimate torture.

[Anonymous No.]

"Hello Commander, In light of the recent Mamono incursion. This council of nations have convened to approve the activation of the M-com project. You have been chosen to oversee the first and last line of defense."

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>>16509715
Just as long as there's no Gatecrasher that has to be done full of rookies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509698
>Or a man with no genitalia whatsoever.
There is one solution for those.

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>>16509671
That's actually a part of the setting that invokes high amounts of morbid curiosity in me. I wonder where the line goes with who's considered irredeemable.
If an Order hero or an another powerful murderhobo in general has massacred countless of monsters and incubi "for the greater good" without taking any joy from it but is still 100% conviced that it has to be done, would that count? Even though he might not be irredeemable in an idealistic sense, he's still killed a shitload of their own kind. Do different species of monsters have a higher or lower tolerance for the "irredeemability line"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509715
I want to change sides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509715
>Fighting the monsters
>Not fighting an external threat with the monsters help.
What's the point if I can't field monstergirl agents?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509450
I almost died to masturbating Raiju once.

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>>16509729
I believe intention is the important aspect. To monsters someone who is irredeemable would be someone who enjoys killing, someone who causes real suffering just because they want to, someone who is motivated by irrational hatred, etc.

Basically if the wrongs you commit are due to misinformation leading you to believe you are right, monsters are pretty forgiving.

Not that that would protect such a person from being killed in self defense of course.

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>>16509721
>Come back from a grueling terror mission
>half your squad is injured
>Leeroy in particular is in bad shape from a Chryssalid attack
>Everything is quiet at the base
>Suddenly, alarms sound & the whole base rumbles
>Doors are blown open as emergency lights flare
>Hordes of aliens pour in through every opening
>'All personnel to combat alert! Code Omega!'
>But desk jockeys with emergency weapons are no match for the aliens
>Roving squads of sectoids grab anyone who isn't careful and take turns with him
>A muton grabs a man & pins him to the wall as she defiles him
>Seeker teams take turns grabbing and defiling men in mid-air
>Cyberdiscs blow open doors to the barracks
>The few of your men who can hold a gun are easily subdued, dragged off as trophies by the stronger aliens
Really, fuck that mission with a rusty rake
I fear having to do it again in Long War
>>16509732
I hear there's group looking for new hires

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>>16509754
>Basically if the wrongs you commit are due to misinformation leading you to believe you are right
What if we go darker than that, what if you commit wrongs due to correct information leading you to believe that's the lesser evil. Even if someone knows what's actually happening instead of "monsters eat you" propaganda, it would be entirely possible to come to the conclusion that they might turn the whole world into their own habitat and cause humanity to go extict or become a slave race, even though most of them mean well. And every human that finds happiness with monsters will only accelerate the corruption even more by generating demonic energy for the monsters.
Now that's the true sadistic choice, the only way to win is not to play except there's a high chance you'll still lose if you don't play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509778
But if you do have the correct information then you know the future is one of monsters and humans becoming one race, not extinction.

Similarly you would know the alternative is going back to the cycle where humanity as a whole suffers mass unspeakable genocides any time their numbers increase beyond a certain point and basically are relegated to be low in the totem pole of creation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509794
This
The world of MGE is pretty chill now but honestly it's past is pretty fucking brutal and cruel as far as the way the gods decided to 'balance' it
Current DL may still have a roundabout way of having the monsters 'win', but it's a hell of a lot better than going back to what there was before. Like, a fucking shitload better.

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/HB2iwazd

Fallen Brides translation update. It's a day late because I was travelling, but enjoy another 2,500 words of Merce's chapter.

Next week's update should bring us past this extended sex scene and into the final section of the chapter. It's a long one, though, so that's still another 20 pages.

As always the version on my blog (link in the pastebin) has more formatting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509807
>Merce
Thats snakepussy right?

[Anonymous No.]

>Affectionate
>Easygoing
>Simple

Why aren't you chilling with the best laid-back Monstergirl in the world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509837
I love that drunken look she has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509837
Titania's better

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509842
Same, its so cute!
>>16509849
She's definitely a close second in that regard

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509829
Yep

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509837
I can't stand being dirty.

[Anonymous No.]

"Onii-chan! Buy me some whiskey, and I'll let you brush my tail for an hour."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509862
>Alcohol and Tanukis
I wonder who's behind this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509837
>>16509842
If that smile is not worth protecting then I don't know what is

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509862
I'll buy it if she let's me cut it off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509862
Your too young to be drinking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509872
And you're too drunk to be posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509837
Do Doromes formed from different types of soils also have different bodytypes to reflect that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509794
>>16509800
If we assume full knowledge of celestial master plans and the genocide cycles and shit, then you'd know the Chief God isn't omnipotent and unbeatable, which means the only plan that gives true hope of the future is to find out how to accumulate enough power to crash the gods including the DL with no survivors.

>But if you do have the correct information then you know the future is one of monsters and humans becoming one race
There's no guarantee of this, you'd have to have omniscience to see if the DL can actually make monsters birth sons or not, and even if she does there's a question of whether the monsterized humans have free will or are themselves, since they would still be under the influence of DE and by extension all under the DL's control like the monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509867
I wonder if a Dorome would even understand all of the stuff Anon does to make sure she's accommodated for and happy.

>>16509875
I think they can freely change their bodytypes, considering the more mass they take up the more copies of their bodies they can make. I imagine they're kinda Suu-ish in that way, adjusting their body as fits the situation or knowing MGE's rules, according to what her husband is into at the moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509862
Why is this sassy lost child trying to solicit me? I've gotta get home to my waifu!
It's bondage roleplay night and we still have to decide who's in charge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509872
Anon, her I.D. says she's 32!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509877
Didn't the Original Chief God go poof, replaced by an assortment of other "Chief God"s? For all we know the Original Chief God might as well be the end-all author avatar as guy who designed the setting and purposely set everything up to run as it did

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509877
>since they would still be under the influence of DE and by extension all under the DL's control like the monsters.

On that note it should be said that influence is all it is. If Mamono Lord truly had full control over monsters then the rebellions and assassinations spoken of in the lore would not have been possible. Monsters are as loyal as they are to the current lord because she treats them well and lets them do mostly what they want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509867
>>16509882
>Intentionally let your house stay messy so Dorome doesn't realize her mud dirties things
>wear really cheap throwaway clothing so she doesn't think she's ruining what you wear
>Never let her see you frowning or upset so she can just stay blissfully happy even when you're going through hard times
>All to just protect that big, dumb, goofy smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509898
Given the change in who is in the position is referenced to be similar to Mamono Lords, the assumption is that all the past chief gods have died (i.e. one dies and another god is decided to succeed them). Albeit we don't know for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509877
>crash the gods including the DL with no survivors
But its through the DL's efforts that the possibility of breaking out of the cycle is even on the table. Also her goal is specifically for monsters and humans via incubi born naturally to become one race. She's not going to just half-ass it, she'll keep building power till she can go full godhead and CHIM it into the utopia she's dreamt of.
Of course they'll have free will. Current incubi have free will, there's no reason to believe natural born ones wouldn't. The DL isn't like a hivemind position, just a sort of template that all other monsters (and if she has her way, incuhumans) are roughly based off of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509899
The current DL has way more control over the monsters than the previous ones based on two things:
1. How radically she was able to change all the monsters, remotely on a global scale.
2. She's upkeeping the whole demonic energy thing, confirmed by the fact that if she died and none of her daughters would take the throne all the monsters would revert to killing machines, which means she has to be actively controlling all of them to some extent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509902
100% worth
I'd even sleep in her arms because I know she loves it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509921
The monsters state depends on the DL to the extent that they'd only turn to killing machines if whoever assumed the throne was also a killing machine. As was the case with previous DLs. The only real difference in this case is that the Chief God fucked up.
The DL doesn't have fucking mind control, goddamn people. There are wide swathes of MGs that don't really give a damn about her one way or another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509921
That's a reach to say she's actively controlling them and also we have no idea what the effects the previous DL's had on monsters are large
For all we know at one point there could have been a Giant race DL and so all monsters were scaled up till the world was a cheap Attack on Titan ripoff, or a massive spider could have won the DLbowl and so all monsters would have gained chitinous plating and been weird hybrids with eight legs

She NOW has greater control because the current chief god botched like it was going out of style, and so DL has had the means to infinite power-build by having unhindered sex with her husband, but I don't think that was inherent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509917
>But its through the DL's efforts that the possibility of breaking out of the cycle is even on the table
Again, there's no guarantee if it will work when she can't even permanently change the monsters and their girl forms are still fully dependent on her despite all the exploit powerleveling she's done.

And she's turned the previous cosmic order into a chaos, that might be the only chance to exploit that weakness and kick all the players that don't have humanity's best interests in mind (even unintentionally) off the board if a human could get the power to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509941
Funny that, a human is the absolute last thing in existence I would trust with that sort of power.

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>>16509921
>1. How radically she was able to change all the monsters, remotely on a global scale.

She was able to do so due to various conveniences, and even then only succeeded because a great number of other monsters helped her by giving her more energy of their own free will.

>2. She's upkeeping the whole demonic energy thing, confirmed by the fact that if she died and none of her daughters would take the throne all the monsters would revert to killing machines, which means she has to be actively controlling all of them to some extent.

Its more that she is actively keeping at bay the force of the old settings that commands "monsters kill humans." That is the true mind-controlling power that has held sway over monsters since there creations, only a relative few ever breaking free of it (usually due to love).

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>>16509941
>kick all the players that don't have humanity's best interests in mind
...but what about the monsters? You ain't one a them 'humans are the most important' fellas, is you boy?

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>>16509926
>Dorome is so enamored by you she tries to help out around the house
>has a crude understanding of maids so she kinda just flounders around brushing stuff with a duster made out of mud that just makes things worse frankly
>everything she does is just like a child's imitation of the actions a maid performs
>Still looks at you after every little thing she does with a beaming smile to ask if she did a good job and if you're happy
What do you say, anon? Your house is a mess now.

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>>16509862
>"Fuck that, just give me your copy of 'Ultra Lilim Sisters' and I'll get you your booze!"

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>>16509890
Has your daughteru ever been the top dog in your escapades?

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>>16509954
Cute a scenario as that is, it really shouldn't be that hard to get her to actually clean up the mud at least, since she can literally incorporate it into her body and control it.

So I would ask her if she can pick up all the bits of herself she left around the house. As for any other messes, we'll work on them together later.

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>>16509962
>Top dog
Are you Koboldfag?

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>>16509945
That's might be true as well, which makes the hypothetical scenario of a hero going full jrpg slapping all the gods' shits to become the sultan instead of the sultan even more tragic, because he might go off the rails in the end too. Especially after all the killing of people who aren't even evil or anything he'd have to done up to that point.

The options just don't look very bright
>in the old order everyone was getting almost genocided constantly
>if the DL fucks up her plan in her hubris, she'll do even "better" and just straight up genocide everyone by accident
>a human with godlike power who overthrows all the malevolent gods for good might just end up becoming a malevolent god himself

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>>16509963
That's a fair point. I guess she just doesn't actually know what a maid does so she assumed they just rubbed themselves all over the house and that made it satisfactory to 'master'.
Maybe later you can make pottery with her. Literally, using parts of her body. I wonder if she'd enjoy that?

[Anonymous No.]

>Walk into any sabbath megastore
>Baby products take up over half the space because they come in varieties for all species and all ages

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>>16509962
I don't have a daughteru anon.
Not yet.
I think you're mistaking me for a certain three letter degenerate.

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>>16509967
There's no reason to believe the DL will fuck up her plan though
She already overwrote some settings and though the world is in a very slow burn towards eventual extinction, she has plenty of time to overbuild on power to overwrite the others to something more reasonable.
Keep in mind that another big part that gets overlooked is she's doing this all with her husband, who apparently is (or was) full Shirou tier justicefag. Even though he loves her, he wouldn't let her do anything that would fuck over humanity and knowing the nature of Manamo mana it can be assumed his wishes for a fair utopia for monster and man will be reflected in the rewrite as well.

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>>16509967
The sort of person who would go full jrpg and slap all the gods' shit for the sole purpose of being the only fucker around is almost exactly the worst candidate for world-shaping. In fact, that's the plot behind more than a few villains.

I'll take the DL's plan where people aren't constantly dying and we're not about to run out of humans because there's 10 humans for every monster, and the majority of humans live in human-only lands.

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>>16509967
Which is why its good that we have the ultimate god of the setting, KC, telling us that the Mamono Lord's plan will work and the only reason he writes about the time period where it hasn't yet is to give monsters more reasons to travel out and hunt for men.

That and that mention in the troll profile explaining how some people and monsters are already preparing for the inevitable day humans and monsters are one functioning race.

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>>16509983
Sorry man.
It's just he's really the most vocal about his love of bondage, so I thought you were him.

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>>16509991
Nah, that's Childhood-friend-Demon anon. You can tell because he said bondage ROLEPLAY. KDF is just straight up bondage and is usually more eerily saccharine in his posting style.

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>>16509970
Monsters seem to have a real fetish for giving parts of themselves to their husbands, so provided the pottery is a gift to someone she loves she would love doing it,

Whether the pottery would look all that good is another matter. Doromes aren't exactly skilled at making things like gnomes are.

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>>16509997
>Dorome painstakingly spins a crude vase out of a piece of herself and puts some crummy shrubbery in it
You're telling me you wouldn't treat it like the most priceless artwork in the world? For shame

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>>16509994
>and is usually more eerily saccharine in his posting style.
I feel like he is gonna be the first of us to actually kill himself.

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>>16510004
Hey now, that's over the line man. Nothing good comes out of gossiping about that kinda thing.

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>>16509063
yes

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>>16509984
>She already overwrote some settings
She didn't. She's constantly keeping them changed temporarily for an indefinite time, but if she died they'd flip back over again like she never even was the demon lord.
There's no reason to believe the DL's plan will work, either. Neither there's a reason to believe the DL's husband is of sound mind, smart or not under the DL's influence since he's incubized. There's absolutely no guarantee she can overwrite things even more when even the previous "overwrites" are held together with duct tape, and she did those at the level of power where she was able to beat the CG.

The DL doesn't need to be evil or malicious to fuck everything up, the road to hell is paved with good intentions.

>>16509988
>The sort of person who would go full jrpg and slap all the gods' shit for the sole purpose of being the only fucker around is almost exactly the worst candidate for world-shaping
You might've misunderstood since I was being loose with my language, but the scenario being discussed is still about the hero doing it because he genuinely thinks there's no choice, not just for power or for the lulz.

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>>16509892
And last time it said 40.
I'm onto that adorable little ringtail.

[Anonymous No.]

I just re-watched pacific Rim and now I have an extreme desire to pilot a Jaeger with my Kobold waifu.

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>>16509989
>Which is why its good that we have the ultimate god of the setting, KC, telling us that the Mamono Lord's plan will work and the only reason he writes about the time period where it hasn't yet is to give monsters more reasons to travel out and hunt for men.
Who in the setting would have meta information like that? Literally nobody.

>That and that mention in the troll profile explaining how some people and monsters are already preparing for the inevitable day humans and monsters are one functioning race.
People in real life have been already preparing for countless apocalypses, but that didn't mean they happened.

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>>16509994
Am I really that predictable?

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>>16510020
>tfw never did screencap those old Jaegirl Black Box greentexts
I regret it, truly I do.

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>>16510026
Not predictable, just easy to recognize. Not that it's a bad thing.

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>>16510015
I dunno man, it sounds like you're cherrypicking and stretching interpretation to make the setting more dire than it really is and to insert some kinda cliche shonen plot.
>>16510025
Yeah, you're goin a bit deep there man. I guess its a cool idea? Maybe? I don't think I see the same basis or interpret the stuff we know about the DL and the way the world works as /tg/ level as you do, and even so I'm not seeing it as her barely keeping it together or something like that.

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>>16510001
>be a master potter
>make beautiful pieces of artwork with your clay
>you never keep any of your pieces because your house is covered in her 'artwork'
>it's gotten better but some of the early stuff was very childlike
>but you still have every piece of pottery she has ever made
>she asks you one day "Anon, why do you sell all of your pottery? We can keep some, put them on display in our home, take down some of my terrible pieces..."
>her face is looking towards the ground scared of looking at your reaction
>she got the surprise of a lifetime when you softly grabbed her chin and kissed her
>after you broke away you tell her, "A part of you in is everything you create, and that alone makes it more beautiful than anything in this world."
>the atmosphere went from zero, to 'heart pupiled breeding session' in an instant
>good thing you have the entire weekend to recover

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>>16510015
>if she died they'd flip back over again like she never even was the demon lord
Citation needed.
>There's no reason to believe the DL's plan will work, either.
Oh, so you haven't read a damn thing and are just baiting.
I should have figured this out earlier, honestly.

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>>16510026
You're not predictable, but I did write the greentext that you presumably were inspired to find your waifu by, so I can't deny I'm moderately invested. Sorry if that's creepy!

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>>16509892
>>16510018
It's also made on the back of a Lucky Charms box!

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>>16510038
How incorrigible.
I wanna stroke her hair.

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>>16510033
This is too wonderful you can't do this to me anon
Oh god I can't even imagine her smile fading for a single second, I wanna show off her pieces to the whole town and beat the everloving shit out of anyone who dares suggest it isn't beautiful

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>>16510033
>'heart pupiled breeding session'
>with a Dorome
I never knew I needed something so badly in my entire life until now.

[Anonymous No.]

When will I get my dragon so I can dryhump her tail while going off to sleep?

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>>16510015
>There's no reason to believe the DL's plan will work, either.

Is there reason to think it won't? We are repeatedly told that it should work once she has enough power. Heck the fact that she changed the settings at all meant she already did something that should have been impossible, so why should she not be able to do so again?

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>>16510030
A scenario is hardly a "cliche shonen plot" if it involves people doing terrible things over percieved greater good, and terrible results no matter who wins in the end. We've been completely derailed from the original topic at this point, anyway.

>>16510034
>Citation needed.
It's straight from KC's writings. If the DL died or was dethroned the monsters would revert back to what they were before her, this has even been mentioned countless times in the threads in the past so it's not even something new.
That makes it really fucking silly how you accuse me of not reading anything right after being an idiot yourself.

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>>16510036
It isn't creepy, don't worry.

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>>16510061
>It's straight from KC's writings.
Could you point it out? I can't find a thing.

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>>16509994
We do rolepay anon, I just don't talk about is nearly as much as Childhood-Friend-Demon anon.

>>16510004
Aww jeez anon, that's dark. Unlike the 'conventional' perspective, I do not believe that death is the only way to be united with my waifu. Death is just a hole in the ground as far as I'm concerned, it seems much more likely that I'll meet my waifu in life than in death.

Life could be worse, and until it's worse I'm too much of a coward to do anything like that anyway.

>>16510027
I don't think I remember those, but I do feel like monstergirls and their husbands would be excellent Jaeger pilots because of their automatic, naturally deep emotional connection. Kobolds especially, but that could just be my personal bias.

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>>16510061
>It's straight from KC's writings. If the DL died or was dethroned the monsters would revert back to what they were before her,

Specifically its mentioned toward the end of MGE volume 1. Course that same section states how she should be able to make the changes permanent given enough time and power.

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>>16510074
Here, from "The Utopia the Mamono Lord Dreams of"

>However, the settings that had been determined by the Chief God weren't so weak that she could completely overwrite them with just that. A number of problems remained that the Mamono Lord hadn't foreseen. Although their objective changed from killing and devouring flesh and blood, to mating and milking semen, the setting “monsters assault humans” remained. Additionally, since the setting “monsters are biologically superior beings to humans,” also remained, nothing but the monster girls who are both mothers and superior beings actually ended up resulting from the coupling of humans and monster girls, even though the Mamono Lord had expected that the incubi, who are the males of the unified race, would also have been born.

>Because of this, the racial unification that the Mamono Lord seeks is impossible. Instead, the humans will probably eventually die out gradually just the way the present gods and Chief God insisted it would be. And now more than ever, the Chief God and Mamono Lord's powers are locked in a bitter struggle. It wouldn't be strange if the balance crumbled at any moment. If the Mamono Lord is defeated by the Chief God and she loses her life, the monster girls will revert to being “monsters” whose heads are full of nothing but the desire to kill and eat humans. Should it come to that, the happiness of the monster girls who married and settled with their beloved human men will be shattered, they will end up having to kill and eat their own beloved husbands with their own hands.

>However, as for the Mamono Lord's power, every time she stores power, every time the monsters increase in number, and every time the mamono realm expands, it grows stronger. If the Mamono Lord's power continues to increase at this rate, eventually she'll be able to completely overwrite and establish the monster girls' settings.

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>>16510075
Ah, I didn't doubt it, but there are subtle differences in how you discuss it compared to him.
There's also Baroness-Demon anon, but in regards to roleplay he mostly just talks about fear-boner or horrorcore stuff.

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>>16510058
How much is enough power? She's already stronger than the Chief God and she still can't change the monsters into monstergirls permanently without constantly upkeeping the change by herself, or make them able to have human boys. She still can't change the underlying rules and settings of the universe, the only way WE know it will work in the end because of word of god from KC. There's zero possibility her claim is believable in-universe because the only proof in it's defense is an out-of-universe statement from the author.

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>>16510082
Didn't the DL already slap the CG's shit?
In that the CG attempted to stop her by hand and she failed horribly.

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>>16510075
I am continually surprised by how well adjusted you are KDF, god damn.

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>>16510088
Hence why its necessary to convert even more land into Demon Realm, even more men into incubi, and even more women into monstergirls so that she can increase her power even faster to the point where she does have enough power to change the settings. Glad we came to this conclusion~

>>16510085
I'd argue I rarely talk about that, but I guess its true that that's what I default to when I do talk about roleplaying. I also post alot without alluding to my waifu and all that, to be fair.

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>>16510098
Hey thanks anon!

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>>16510088
She and her husband together were able to beat her in a fight, but combat power is not the same as the power to change the foundations of the "setting," a setting that the current Chief God didn't even make herself and merely enforced.

Hence why people speculate that the original Chief God was more powerful than the current one.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to write a story about a witch helping an abused human loli learn to accept physical contact again.

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>>16510122
By monsterizing her, right? Human lolis are still morally wrong around here.

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>>16510119
According to the setting, the current chief goddess is basically a rookie in charge who assumed power just recently so we can assume a chief goddess in her primer is a force to be wary of, even for a monster lord.

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>>16510122
I like healing stories in any form they take.

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>>16510129
No they aren't?

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>>16510130
Was a rookie, remember its been about a 1000 years since all that happened. But while she is noted to have been inexperienced, she is not stated to have been weak. After all technically the Mamono Lord was also new to her own position, she just had ambition and opportunity to change things.

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>>16508009
>not a sexy araara virgin-killer ryu
>but she hasn't ever killed a virginity, not even her own.

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>>16508146
I just have 4. I mean, its a good number but it might seem a lot, but you'd be surprised.

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>>16510145
>she just had ambition and opportunity to change things

And her hero husband. I feel like he gets short sold too much.

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>>16510122
Any such story is bound to be inherently tactless. She'll just get her onii-chan to rape the human loli into a monstergirl to make her enjoy cock again. Don't trust monsters with healing.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that the MGC Department of Enerdy would appreciate it if one didn't try to romance their elementals while they're working.

The sudden bursts of wind can damage the turbines as send small, airborne monsters off course

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>>16510156
His help kept her from getting killed and made her future dreams possible certainly, but it should be noted that she became Mamono Lord and changed all the monsters to monster girls BEFORE she had even met him (i.e. he was given power as hero specifically to kill her for what she had done, though he may not have known that at the time).

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>>16510145
Well, it's been 1000 years... for us, we can't possibly know how time goes on with them celestial beings.

Also, comparing her to the demon lord is pointless, since being demon lord is literally easy mode, getting power by having sex. Not sure if they ever specify how divine energy works in the encyclopedia but i'm pretty sure it is more complex and probably harder to get than demonic energy.

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>>16510166
Having a job must be depressing for a free spirit like a Sylph.

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>>16510167
I wonder how much demon cock the succubus sucked to get her position of DL so quickly.

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>>16510169
Not to nit pick, but increasing power by having sex is actually a succubus thing, not a demon lord thing. Being demon lord just allowed her to give that ability to monsters in general as the position gives her a connection to all monsters.

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>>16510181
One hell of a fucking casting couch

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>>16510181
As far as we know she fought her way to earn her position, since power is how the position was decided at that time (and the settings refers to her as being the most powerful of all monsters when she and her husband fought the Chief God).

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>>16510186
Its a fair point to recognize that being able to just have sex with the same man over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again is a lot more efficient than having to go out and eat humans.
You can fuck the same guy ad infinitum, but once you eat a person they're gone for good and you need to go catch more. Its exceptionally more efficient as a way to gather power than previous ways.

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>>16510195
No, because if she resorted to violence, the whole monster faction would have cannibalized as per norm. But they all united under her almost immediately. And a baphomet would have trounced some succubus slut back when it was a demon. Very suspect.

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>>16510196
Well it's more or less said that the other MGs were alright with the change since "hey this is a pretty good deal."

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>>16510214
Yeah, she's a lover not a fighter and I guess the monsters took well to that.

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>>16510216
>>16510214
>>16510196
Yeah, no I highly doubt a pack of literal man eating warlike monsters were happy to go "yah I was crushing these things like insects and bating in blood at a whim, but I guess I'll just get on my knees and suck some humie cock"

Nevermind the male monsters who presumably didn't want to alp. Lets not pretend the DL's takeover was anything less than highly suspicious.

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>>16510203
>>16510214
It's curious how this is almost a plothole in the setting. There is literally no reason why ALL monsters decided that the new rule was a good deal, there were monsters literally built as man-killing machines that would be content to just sit at the top of the food chain and watch the world burn, i don't think such bloodthirsty creatures would agree easily to lose all of that.

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>>16510229
>content to just sit at the top
Unless you were the DL, you didn't get that either. The old monsters themselves had a brutal hierarchy enforced by fear.

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>>16507467
Gays not welcome.

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>>16510223
>highly suspicious
Well you can keep being "deeply concerned" for the well-being of bloodthirsty, heartless beasts to your hearts content my dude.

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>>16510223
>>16510229
I think you're misinterpreting or underestimating the degree of reality-altering magic that is implied to happen when a new Demon Lord takes the throne. Their thoughts aren't just bombarded to be changed to 'you want to have sex now instead of kill', their entire perception at a base level of 'I eat humans' has been replace with 'I fuck humans'. It wasn't even a 'mind control' change, it was like a quantum mechanical change, like a massive wish to alter reality.
And presumably, given what we have to go on before, there were monsters that liked the idea of not being at threat of being wiped out or genocided either by humans or their own kind and wanted the cycle to end as well. I'm sure the Demon Lord didn't tempt them with 'Oh hey I'm gonna make it so you can fuck humans!' but sold it as 'Oh hey I'm gonna make it so you aren't going to have to worry about being utterly destroyed and wiped out anymore!'. Once their nature shifted to lovers and not fighters its much easier to keep them in line, but back when they were in their old nature I'm sure she adjusted diplomacy accordingly.

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>>16510223
A few things to consider regarding these issues:

1. A majority of monsters were no sapient, they were basically animals made to kill humans. Thus they would have had no issue with the change to monster girls as they had no sense of self to begin with.

2. The relatively few more intelligent monsters had for ages struggled under the thumbs of the gods. Rarely individuals would break free and fall in love with humans. Such monsters must have despised the way the gods made them.

3. Even such intelligent monsters likely didn't have any particular attachment to their current gender, as they didn't have much of a culture or identity beyond what the gods forced them to have.

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>>16510244
>Oh hey I'm gonna make it so you aren't going to have to worry about being utterly destroyed and wiped out anymore!
Why would they worry about that? aren't they supossed to be the stronger race? i remember KC repeating that a lot.

The stronger one going hippy, is that even a thing?

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>>16510254
They repeatedly got their shit pushed in in the past by humanity, in a cycle of 'monsters genocide humans' then 'humans genocide monsters and kill the Demon Lord' followed by 'Monsters have a huge civil war to see who is the new Demon Lord'. Presumably there were monster races that got wiped out in all of that various genocide and infighting, or at least there were more sentient intelligent monsters that could recognize it to be a pretty retarded system.

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>>16510254
>Why would they worry about that?
Because that's what happened every time the Chief God sent a hero after "mmm yeah that's enough humans wiped out for now."
Only nowadays the CG has gone all quantity over quality for heroes and most heroes end up not being too fond of being told to kill monsters who it turns out aren't bloodthirsty murderers like they were told.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509807
You are my sunshine, Sky.
Thx muchly

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>>16510241
Who are you quoting? Like who are you actually quoting, I never said I was "deeply concerned", for their wellbeing or anything. I just suspect the means the DL used to rise to power. Seeing as how there's no information, it makes one wonder what tools a succubus has at her disposal to make such a thing happen.

>>16510244
She had overwhelming support before ascending the throne, so you seem to have misunderstood the discussion.
>pull them both down the path of corruption so that he would care only for her and have several centuries to do it in.
There's no mention of humans causing any monster species to go extinct. It seems highly unlikely that was an actual concern to a species that revels in bloodshed. Maybe the weaker species like succubi who rely on sneaking around and stealing a bit of succ in the night would be swayed, but anything remotely monstrous? Nah.

>>16510246
>A majority of monsters were no sapient, they were basically animals made to kill humans. Thus they would have had no issue with the change to monster girls as they had no sense of self to begin with.
What makes you think this? Besides, all the races that matter were sentient at the time.

>Your other points
Wrong. IIRC the gods enforced bloodshed because it kept the humans inline. The monsters weren't under any thumb other than the DL's at the time. It had nothing to do with "breaking free" like they all wanted to ride human cock to begin with.

> Even such intelligent monsters likely didn't have any particular attachment to their current gender,
Why the fuck would you assume male demons didn't relish in raping qt human villager grills? If you're going to just spout stuff that goes against common sense, cite it.

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>>16510254
They're stronger but outnumbered by humans by like 9 to 1
Plus Humanity keeps getting Heroes with the express purpose to wreck the monsters every few centuries or so

That's why the current Demon Lord is such an interesting anomaly, she's done quite a few things differently than in the past beyond even just changing monsters into not-killers. She also has turned a hero to be her closest ally and has turned other heroes by proxy into 'fighting' for her.

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>>16510269
I disagree

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>>16510229
I have some theories. I'm saving them for writing.

Who would be the one entity capable of designating another individual as the DL?

[Anonymous No.]

Alright /tg/ you're getting wound up again. I'm sure the setting is just as grimdark and realistic and whatever else you want it to be.

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>>16510269
Give me some time to find the relevant references.

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>>16510289
I'd like to say I'd be surprised if you actually find anything, but knowing KC, I might be wrong here.

[Anonymous No.]

Who's here for Tanuki Thursday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510287
I'm gonna seduce my sultry, Kejourou landlord so I don't have to pay rent!

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>>16510167
> she became Mamono Lord and changed all the monsters to monster girls BEFORE she had even met him (i.e. he was given power as hero specifically to kill her
The text is kind of confused about this. There are some bits that imply that DL Husbando was out to kill the previous DL, and some bits that imply he was out to kill his future waifu.

>>16510229
> It's curious how this is almost a plothole in the setting
I can't find the exact passage, but iirc the Wandering Scholar basically admits this. He just basically shrugs his shoulders and says "Err, the monsters agreed to elect her rather than kill each other, idk, for some reason".
Personally I like to headcanon the same reason as >>16510181: she sucked a LOT of literal monster cock to get there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510297
What's it cost me?
>>16510298
Scandalous! She's a classy lady!

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>>16510269
>What makes you think this?

Here we are, from World Guide 2 The Mamono Realm's Cooking Situation:

>Long, long ago in the era of the former mamono lords, monsters were grotesque fiends that consumed human flesh. Most monsters barely had any semblance of intelligence. Only the mamono lord and a tiny fraction of other monsters were even able to use language. Of course there was almost no respectable culture, etc. They used to feast on human flesh as is. It is said that there was no practice of cooking it. However, with the dawn of the current era, monsters obtained bodies and high intelligence suitable for living with their husbands.

If the vast majority of monsters had so little intelligence then why would they be attached to abstract concepts like being male or female?

And of some of the more intelligent races, several of them were all female to begin with (lamias, harpies).

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>>16510297
I would go to a bar that had Tanuki thursday. I love to drink

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>>16510304
See, I'm too lazy to go through all the profiles and make a list, but I'm going to have to call shit on Kc himself here. How many of the MGs we currently have, do you really think wouldn't be sentient pre-monsterization?

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>>16510301
>The text is kind of confused about this. There are some bits that imply that DL Husbando was out to kill the previous DL, and some bits that imply he was out to kill his future waifu.

What are the bits for the former? The only thing I'm aware that says this is the OLD old setting info, back when everything was online and KC had barely worked out any details of his world. As such the info in the published MGE volume 1 trumps that.

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>>16510297
Sign me up!

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>>16510310
Does it REALLY matter

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510297
>Tanuki Thursday
Yes.

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>>16510312
> The only thing I'm aware that says this is the OLD old setting info, back when everything was online and KC had barely worked out any details of his world. As such the info in the published MGE volume 1 trumps that.
That old old stuff is indeed what I was referring to.
And if you feel MGE1 totally retrodicts and overwrites that, then fine.

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>>16510317
About as much as discussing anything else here, sure. I'm not especially invested, just skeptical.

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>>16510320
If KC's word on his setting isn't good enough, I'm afraid all I can say is tough titties.

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>>16510325
>If KC's plothole on his setting isn't good enough, I'm afraid all I can say is tough titties.
fixed

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a Bird Piper.

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>>16510310
>How many of the MGs we currently have, do you really think wouldn't be sentient pre-monsterization?
The ones that weren't monsters at all (elves, dwarves)
The higher species of succubus (i.e. not imps).
Kitsunes.
End of list.

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>>16510329
I'm gonna pipe the birds.

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>>16510310
Offhand:

Wurms
Large mice
Most every bug type
Kraken
Slimes
Zombies
Matango
Roper
Chimaera
Manticore
Werebat
Cancer
Mandragora
Basilisk
Cockatrice
Charybdis
Mimic

Basically anything that in myth or JRPG is not sapient.

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>>16510329
Would you play this song?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K6dLC_6A8Y

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>>16510328
>plothole
He straight up said "this is what was."
It's fine if you wish he had given a different answer, but you can't whine that it doesn't count.

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>>16510328
>be a schlub moderately depressed medicore Japanese artist with a fetish for lolis and monstergirls
>wanna make some cool monstergirl designs and put them in a quickie setting that allows people to dick them to their hearts content with no moral qualms
>piece it together as you go and it happens to get really popular
>Angry gajin argue that your setting isn't consistent enough and point out several 'plotholes' and clarifications and what not about the motivations and backgrounds and cultural/political interactions that you kinda just threw in there as a canvas to paint monstergirls on
>This is fine, everything is fine

Being KC is suffering

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>>16510336
Most likely.

Birds like any good tune though.

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>>16510371
>MY SMILE IS STUCK
>I CANNOT GO BACK TO YOUR FROWNLAND

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>>16510269
>Wrong. IIRC the gods enforced bloodshed because it kept the humans inline. The monsters weren't under any thumb other than the DL's at the time. It had nothing to do with "breaking free" like they all wanted to ride human cock to begin with.

This I must freely admit is more inference than fact. But I've inferred it from a number of things.

First, look at what happened when ancient pharaohs were able to gain monsters as allies, i.e. the ancient anubi and sphinx? A certain god created a monster race to destroy their civilization.

Then we have Zipangu, where monsters adapted to be less deadly even before the current Mamono Lord came to power.

Then we have this reference from the Japanese Q and A:

>If it's just for having children, then monsters normally abducted human girls for breeding them, or males in case of Lamia and Harpies... or something like that. Of course, there was no love involved in this and the humans would normally get eaten after the child is born. However, there are lucky cases were the monster would awake to feelings of love and affection and become joined with the human as something like a married couple. It seems this often happened with types close to humans, such as Vampires, Succubi, Beast-types, Lamia and Harpies, or high ranking monsters such as Dragons or Baphomet.

Lastly we have the monsters mysteriously agreeing to give the current Mamono Lord power. No reason is given, the Wandering Scholar notes how unusual the event was, but I think it is notable that she was the first Mamono Lord who wanted to change what monsters were and free them of the god's setting.

That monsters repeatedly took the opportunity to stop killing humans, to ally with them, to even love them, whenever they could overcome the instincts of the god's setting, suggests to me that many of those that were smart enough to did indeed want to be free of the "monsters kill humans" law of the setting.

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>>16510377
My beefheart nigga

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>>16510383
Keep your trout-reekin' mitts off me, hipster.

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The only ones with the real problem about the current DL mass TF are the demi humans. I mean somebody stated already that mamonos of the old are just like their normal fantasy counterparts.

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>>16510297
Oy vey!

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>>16510391
I only learned about him through my Zappa obsession. Clear Spot is objectively best Beefheart album.

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>>16510353
>Angry gajin argue that your setting isn't consistent enough and point out several 'plotholes' and clarifications and what not about the motivations and backgrounds and cultural/political interactions that you kinda just threw in there as a canvas to paint monstergirls on
Nobody should be surprised at this point that internet autists overanalyse shit.
It's the circle of life

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>>16510394
What a Titantic Tanuki Tushie!

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>>16510407
Of everything, I'm most impressed in how much KC has improved as an artist. I actually think its been pretty damn substantial.

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>>16510410
The correct terminology is Titanic Tanuki Tuchus.

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>>16510335
>Chimaera
We don't know that. As artificial creations they have to understand demands at the least.
>Manticore
Cruelty requires sentience
>Basilisk
These are a race of lamia and lamia were sentient pre DL
>chrybdis
Were these even a thing before DL?
>Most every bug type
Unless all arachne were just giant spiders and not in fact spider women I am going to disagree. And the existence of Joro-gumo would suggest that arachnids were always part women, because the profile doesn't state that they were some exception to the arachnid family in their ability to become women pre-dl.

So even of this list, there are some which don't apply.

>>16510332
Higher tiers of undead, like vampires. All Chaos Creatures. All demons, I don't know why you think imps would have no sentience. Oni. All angels and beigns affiliated with gods. Mermaids. Lamia. Arachne. Nekomata. The siths. All centaurs. All chimaera. Automaton. Gremlin. All spirits. Dryads. All dragons with probably exception to zombie and wurm. All fairies including dullahan - both seelie and unseelie. All mono eyes. All ogres and orcs. The minotaur family. Lizardmen. Harpies. Griffons. Satyros. Tanuki. Smokebums, Trolls. Wolfus.

All thee have varying levels of intelligence, but all are, across most forms of fantasy, sentient.

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>>16510407
It can be fun though provided things stay civil. Things have gone pretty well so far.

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>>16510422
Much like the setting in question, it just ends up getting cyclical and going around the same points over and over again at some point though even if it stays 'civil'

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>>16510407
Well, we haven't gotten C&Ds from KC, so we're not full retard.

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>>16510421
Sentient and sapient are very different things. We are talking about sapience here.

For comparison, a flea is sentient, a human is sapient.

Basically a great number of the creatures you mentioned could have been sentient but not sapient. And angels notably shouldn't be in that list as they weren't monsters at the time, and neither were elementals (which had no sex to begin with either).

Oh, fairies were not monsters at the time either, and regardless in KC's setting have always all been female.

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>>16510381
>First, look at what happened when ancient pharaohs were able to gain monsters as allies, i.e. the ancient anubi and sphinx? A certain god created a monster race to destroy their civilization.
I'm willing to bet the chief god could not have given less of a shit, if their aim was to use that civilization to kill humans.

>Then we have Zipangu, where monsters adapted to be less deadly even before the current Mamono Lord came to power.
This has a meta reason, not an in-lore reason. The monsters KC based them off came from japanese culture which has much more human-youkai interaction.

>QA
Granted, but this is because they were fucking them. It's more likely for something to grow if you also fuck the species rather than just slaughter it. You made it seem like it was a goal, any individual who fell in love with her food would likely have been derided by her peers.

>Lastly we have the monsters mysteriously agreeing to give the current Mamono Lord power. No reason is given, the Wandering Scholar notes how unusual the event was
This is the key point of contention, and I'd say its just bad writing. Or a lack of writing fullstop. As another anon pointed out, what we're discussing now was hardly the point of the setting. KC probably just hand-waved it away to get to the monstergirl bits.

>That monsters repeatedly took the opportunity to stop killing humans, to ally with them, to even love them, whenever they could overcome the instincts of the god's setting, suggests to me that many of those that were smart enough to did indeed want to be free of the "monsters kill humans" law of the setting.
Very rarely, when a succubus found a virile male, she would develop feelings for him as he nutted inside her repeatedly. This is not indicative of a wider notion that flesh eating monsters were secret hippies who wanted to give dick a chance.

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>>16508759
>That last bit
I'm going to teach her that unhealthy relationships are awful, by enacting such a relationship in full. She'll see how much it sucks and will prefer a better form of codependency. This plan is perfect nothing could possibly go wrong.

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>>16510437
I don't think you know what sapience is. The only relevant definition you could be using here is "wise, or attempting to appear wise." Sentient is what we go by and I mean that by 'able to perceive or feel things." Perception is the key word here, in case I had to clarify that. KC's claim that most monsters were mindless pre-DL is categorically bullshit.

>Not monsters
Doesn't matter. They aren't human and as such would have vested interest in what way monster power shifts.

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>>16509748
Do tell. I really do wish to know how you nearly fapped to death.

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I am the biggest of my fellow small
The adult-like of my fellow children
I carry heavier things, and heavier 'things' than those around me
And though I am worse, they all know me as better

What am I?

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>>16510471
A Baphomet?

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>>16510471
Big wobbly hobb bobs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510471
A Hobgoblin

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>>16510477
>>16510479
Bah, I let ya off easy! Gimme a minute.

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>>16510471
loli Wurm

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>>16509862
I don't have a tanuki as a sister. Yeah I had a human sister but she got mamano'd a long time ago.

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>>16510484
Tfw you know you get hot ribbed cat cunt if you get it wrong but too autistic to pass up a riddle

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>>16510491
If you get it right, you can get it anyway.
It just makes HER a quivering mess instead of you.

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>>16510484
>>16510471
>And though I am worse
What's the punishment for a fallacious riddle?

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>>16510494
They are objectively less agile and slower in the head.
But they're still the leaders because tits.

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>>16510494
Doesn't the Hobgoblin profile explicitly say they're more clumsy and falling over all the time during raids and stuff but the only reason the other goblins make them leaders is because tiddy?

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>>16510494
>If you win you may spank my butt.
>If I win you MUST spank my butt.
I'd post the comic but I don't want to waste an image on something almost everyone knows.

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>>16510493
And if I had a rape fetish instead of a reverse-rape fetish this would be hunky-dory.
ALAS

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>>16510497
>>16510498
Big dumb cuddly, fluffy girls have their charm, and the presence of tit alone makes them objectively superior.

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>>16510494
From a strictly behavioral standpoint, she's worse. She bosses around the other goblins and bops cute boys on the head with her big bonk-stick. If you want to impregnate a soofy shortstack who's the perfect standing paizuri height, then yes, she is better.

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>>16510460
>I don't think you know what sapience is. The only relevant definition you could be using here is "wise, or attempting to appear wise." Sentient is what we go by and I mean that by 'able to perceive or feel things." Perception is the key word here, in case I had to clarify that. KC's claim that most monsters were mindless pre-DL is categorically bullshit.

I've always been taught and read that sentience is at its core the ability to perceive sensations (i.e. a tapeworm is sentient), though it is often misused in fiction as equaling high intelligence. Sapience is what is regarded as human-like levels of intelligence.

Heck, look up "sentience vs. sapience" and you can see a lot of people arguing this same thing.

>Doesn't matter. They aren't human and as such would have vested interest in what way monster power shifts.

But weren't you asking what monsters were not sapient/sentient?

And actually they wouldn't necessarily care. Fairies for instance don't care about such things so long as everyone is safe and happy.

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>>16510506
Goblin
>Cunning, not cute
>Spineless yes-men
>DEXfags

Hobgoblin
>Air-headed, cute
>Natural, go-with-the-flow charisma and leadership, but not overbearing or bossy.
>STR, master stat.

Also is it just me or is hobgoblin the only profile where we really get a sense that the WS is writing this? There's even a paragraph of reflection which the other profles lack

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>>16510471
Aw jeez, I dunno.

Please don't rape me, miss cat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510499
Reading that guy's comic is like watching a man fall into madness.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never impress the battle Lilim

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>>16510525
I like the goblin merchant gimmick, though.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, round two you jerks! And we're gettin meta this time.

I appear in many universes, but must take different names
As the one that I first came from is strict on copyright claims
Many say I'm arrogant, they call me Wicked, Aye,
But there's at least one anon in this thread that for me he would die!

What am I?

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that there's no better joy then being a dragon's property.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510534
Cheshire Cat

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>>16510534
Gazer/beholder

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>>16510525
>STR master race
>Hyper armor for days
>2-hit everything in the world
>That broken Hornet Ring bullshit
As a DEXfag that doesn't abuse bleed like an actual faggot, fuck STR builds.

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>>16510511
>I've always been taught and read that sentience is at its core the ability to perceive sensations (i.e. a tapeworm is sentient), though it is often misused in fiction as equaling high intelligence. Sapience is what is regarded as human-like levels of intelligence.
>Heck, look up "sentience vs. sapience" and you can see a lot of people arguing this same thing.
Well 5 mins of google is enough for me, and sentience alone has the qualifier of perception, which encompasses the qualities of thought and understanding.

>But weren't you asking what monsters were not sapient/sentient?
Yes and the reason I went down this line was to argue against the notion that most monsters were mindless beasts and couldn't give a shit either way who held the reins. Which I feel is untrue, so I ventures to point out all the different races which not only had the sentience to care, but good reason to do so, hence making the DL's resounding success suspicious.

>And actually they wouldn't necessarily care.
Not true. Humans have always been represented in stories as pretty WH40K esque, where if it isn't strictly human, it's all xeno scum. Or in this case, monster scum. Succubus, fairy, makes no difference. So if the monsters get a DL that is likely to inspire humanity to join hands and go on a good old crusade because Deus Vult, it's their homes and forests which are at risk. So I think it's highly likely fairies are involved in at least some capacity when a new DL is chosen.

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>>16510544
Dammit! Alright no more easy mode here

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>>16510534
>Wicked, Aye,
Soiled it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510551
>no more easy mode here
Do you have any easier mode ones? I am not a clever man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510532
Now there's art of her? Nice.
.less is still a shitter though.

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>>16510525

It's funny, before Dark Souls I always liked smaller, quicker weapons more. But in Dark Souls, holy shit, STR weapons are so much more rewarding and fun. They're about patience and baiting, they require actual prediction instead of just mashing.

Even if From will never give STR weapons the love they deserve, I'll take my Butcher Knife and Great Club any day.

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>>16510532
Glory to the Lilim God of War!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510565
Man, for so long I was an elitist little cuck when it came to ds3's Great Club, like "urrdurr its just a fucking log" But damn, if it isn't fun to swing around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510525
I remember constantly pulling the Hobgoblin back when the threads had the early roulette things. My first MG stalker.

Also one of my favorite profiles for that very reason. There's just something unique about it.

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>>16510550
>it's their homes and forests which are at risk. So I think it's highly likely fairies are involved in at least some capacity when a new DL is chosen.

Keep in mind fairies live in another dimension, and in fact the section on them in MGE 1 states the following:

>Formerly, during the era of the previous mamono lords, fairies lived playfully amongst only their own kind in the fairy kingdoms. They rarely became involved with the other races such as humans.

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>>16510573
>Keep in mind fairies live in another dimension, and in fact the section on them in MGE 1 states the following:
Yeah but those dimensions have tethers to the corporeal world. Burn down their forests, break their circles, and they might be sealed in their fairylands, never to return. While isolationist, I'm sure they want to pop in every now an then to see what the real world is doing. They aren't as bad as the Trump elves.

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>>16510532
>Selene got art.
What treachery is this? You guys said Beast doesn't do commissions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510532
She has the right amout of smug.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, last try here for the night. Hopefully this one actually provides a challenge.

Silence
Sharp pain, then
They feel nothing

Heat
A towering, then
They feel everything

Swell
A release, then
They feel bigger

More
Stab more, then
They feel pleasure

What am I?

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>>16510572
> you will never be stalked by a Hobgoblin
> you will never notice suspicious double circle marks in the condensation outside your bedroom window
> you will never find the bananas and oranges in your fruit bowl arranged in improbably configurations you swear weren't like that yesterday
> you will never find crude crayon doodles of what seems to be some sort of full-contact beachball game slid under your door

Come, sweet death

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510536
Dragons are the best monsters!
They protect and love you and will never hurt you!
>TFW you will never be a dragons treasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510589
>>16510589
Girtablilu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510593
I give up. You're cheating or something!
Thanks for playing. I'll try harder next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510589
Yandere Red Cap with a knife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16503210
Sauce please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510613
Do you even iqdb?

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

What hobbies do you and your waifu share?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510641
>What hobbies do you and your waifu share?
Is paizuri a hobby or is it a raison d'etre?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510641
Video Games, Pen and Paper RPGS and Model Building.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510641
Enjoying life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510641
Playful acts of evil, and polymorph shenanigans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510641
Hikes in the mountains, backpacking, and armored fighting vehicles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510641
Vidya, shitposting on the internet, spying

She can see things through blizzards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510641
sailing, surfing, and fishing.

She always gets giddy as heck when I take her boating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510532
Hot damn. nice to .less continually improving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510641
Movies are the big one, whether it'd be having marathons or going to midnight premieres or watching old human sci-fi or fantasy movies and seeing how well they hold up compared to actual magical science, movies are the hobby we share the most.

She likes watching me play video games and I like hearing about and sometimes watching/helping with her magical science experiments.

We also like listening to music together and collecting fetish gear, and cuddling if that even counts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510532
I can't unsee that sword as a DE lightsaber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510297
>That excellent sensation when you're already looking for any premise to post Mamizou and then you scroll up a dozen pages.

Good to know the Tanukibros are present tonight.
Now when do we get around to writing good 'nooki stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510672
Sounds plausible. Those struck by it gets corrupted in no time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510645
I'd say the latter
>>16510646
What sorts of models?
>>16510651
Best hobby
>>16510654
Do you ever carry out these acts?
>>16510660
What is your waifu's AFV of choice?
>>16510663
A simple yet refined life
>>16510664
Why does she get giddy when boating?
>>16510667
What kind of music anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509112
All that's missing is the little Wendigo touching the Yeti's awa-awa's with envy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510678
>Why does she get giddy when boating?
She grew to love the water because its a big part of my livelihood. I always have a good time on the water, so she picks up on that infectious energy.

Shogs are mysterious creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510678
>Do you ever carry out these acts?
More often than I used to. My favorite is to press all the buttons on a busy elevator, then just get off on the next floor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510672
Given how small it looks, extending into a lazerblade seems right.

>>16510677
>Turning defeated women into monsters
I know we have fallen maidens/brides for this but I want more stories of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510614
Thanks sometimes i forget it exist because that rarely helps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510678
If we're talking world war 2 era, she likes the silhouette of the Panther Tank. Modern Era fighting vehicles has her fawning over the Leopard 2, but she's got a keen eye on those new T-14 Armata tanks that the Russians are putting out. I feel lucky to be able to share my interests with her.

[Anonymous No.]

All things considered, the thread was pretty great today. May you be rewarded with good dreams of pleasant times with Monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510718
>he didn't make a lyrical composition with the theme of an Alp using dream-powers to molest someone
How dare you waste that image in such a manner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510641
I'm actually not sure. I think it's one of those things I'd leave for us to develop together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510718
The Yuri argument was a bit annoying. But yeah thread was ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510678
>What kind of music anon?
Really any kind of music, is doesn't matter what genre it is as long as it's pleasing to our ears. Classical and classic rock are our most common favorites though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510700
Great tastes anon. I love armored vehicles, I plan on buying one soon.
>>16510687
You monster
>>16510682
>Livelihood
What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510740
Underwater welder but mostly I sleep a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510740
You're going to buy a whole armored vehicle? like not a model but an actual one?

[Anonymous No.]

More Mershark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510746
Holy shit man. Is it fun? I was interested in it for awhile. See any spooky things in the deep?
>>16510747
Yeah they're rather cheap and it'd be useful for my business. T-72's are 50,000. A BTR-60 is 17,000. Hell an OT-64 is under 10,000. This is of course without import and license fees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510753
I'm envious. I don't have that kind of funding to throw around. I just take the waifu and head down to the tank museum to oggle at those beautiful steel beasts. What kind of business do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510749
Cute! Genki! Fun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510753
Its pretty fun to dive, but its plain hard work, seven days a week, twelve hours a day. Its an easy way to make a hard living.

I'm constantly thinking about how useful it would be to have an aquatic monster girlfriend. She could get me tools, help me muscle things around, and keep the barracudas at bay.

But my dick chose Shog, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510749
She's pretty cute. Nice to see that get colored.

If I smack her ass, would she frenzy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510758
I run an airsoft field. It'll be opening soon, just finishing setting it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510769
So do you just use it as decoration? Do you charge for rides? Does your waifu help in the business?

[Anonymous No.]

How would you make a whale monster girl?

There are many ways about it but one thing I think we can all agree on is that they'd have a minimum adult size of at least 7" tall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510765
>and keep the barracudas at bay.
...I feel like there's a story there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510772
It'll be used for decoration and eventually the goal is to have enough BTR's to "deploy" players. The waifu teaches actually, but she loves to play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510774
Not as exciting as you might think. In the warm waters of the Gulf of Mexico, Barracudas are like rats, and they hang out on oil platforms in huge swarms.

My dive helmet and assorted dive accessories are shiny stainless, so sometimes the 'Cuddas get a little bitey. I'm pretty quick at smacking away frisky ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510765
Science has shown as that barracudas don't eat people.
>>16510774
>Motherfucker I'm Barracuda, something most people figure out too late

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510532
Where that sins pic? It can finally be updated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510773
>How would you make a whale monster girl?
"Large floatation devices"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510777
So that means you might be looking for people to drive the BTR's to the start points of the matches no? I think it'd be fun to take a small part time job or something doing that, I know the waifu would jump on an opportunity like that real quick

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510778
>tfw you'll never meet a frisky Barracuda

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510774
> your mermaid waifu will never guard you with her trident and glare at the circling loli barracuda monstergirls who want to "play" with her husbando

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510784
Yeah actually, that'd be nice to have dedicated drivers who know what they're doing. Though, the time when I'll need that is down the road.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510786
They're pretty cute if you can ignore the underbite full of razor blades.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510678
>What sorts of models?
Gunpla.
We occasionally argue over which era has the best suits. I prefer Universal Century Zeon suits and she prefers just about anything from the After Colony timeline.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510789
loli barracuda girls sort of sound like the Redcaps of the sea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510568
MGE has Ares right? I wonder if she chills with Selene?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510795
Gunpla are fun.

>After Colony
I've got MGs of Endless Waltz Tallgeese, Altron and Heavyarms just sitting around that I need to build...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510641
Staying at home doing nothing. I think she's into anime but she's too secretive about it so i don't ask or talk about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510811
No MG Ares as far as I know.

But there's Sekhmet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510812
I've got a Gyan waiting to be finished.
I'm repainting it but I'm not very good so it probably won't come out all that great. Still, you've gotta start from somewhere.
God I wish Gunpla Battles were a thing though. Could you imagine how cool we could look in front of our Waifus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510746
>underwater welder
So do you do a lot bonding with your father's ghost?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510850
No, but it goes without saying I understand your reference. Good read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510839
Well I mean, whether you go with the Gunpla Builders version where they co-opt the POD system, or the Build Fighters version with the holographic interfaces, we'd just be sitting/standing there controlling a piece of plastic.

Now watching the PoV on-screen where it's like a real mecha battle, that would be cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510867
I really ought to actually buy it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510868
To be fair, the Build Fighters version puts the player behind the eyes of their Gunpla. We just don't see it all that much.
I'd have to limber up my fingers if I really wanted to turn some heads though. I've got a Qan[T] and a Hi-Nu just begging for some Funnel action.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510876
Talkin' Funnels, I've got an idea for a Custom Zabanya that I plan to build sometime. Now THAT'S beamspam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510872
I mean, its a free read on the kindle store anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Be careful, the next old lady you hold a door open for could be someone very important that ends up changing your life forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510882
Yeah but I like having things on my shelf. It makes me feel like a man of means and culture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510886
fair enough. It would probably make a good coffee table book, or bathroom literature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510883
Anytime a Kitsune walks up with more than four tails, you know she must be some sort of celebrity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510891
It would fit nicely in that empty slot I created yesterday by moving books around. I like to think this is what being a Dragon is like, constantly moving things around to make it more aesthetically pleasing to fit something else there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510641
Pharaoh waifu we enjoy
Video games (She's a master at RTS games and team based games)
Card Games, more of MTG as Yugioh gets more confusing past the GX era, Card games on Motorcycles caused mummy and Sphinx to crash into a pottery shop.

[Anonymous No.]

You will not escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510924
Damn, it's actually pretty old. I thought it's brand new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510929
Well, I hadn't seen it before either. So thanks for posting it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510894
Yep, complete with magazine articles in 'Monster's Day'. Sharing her tips for tail care, favorite food and color.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510894
>>16510966
You're giving horny old sluts way too much credit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510968
>Calling a founding member of the Mofu Yakuza a 'horny old slut'.

You're crazy Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510968
I want to get a wretched old fox pregnant, even at her age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510968
But you need time to get those tails, 100 years a piece.
>>16510986
Yakuza or not, this is my turf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510986
Crazy like a...oh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510924
>>16510940
>>16510929
Shit I've never seen it before either, I'll take it. Can never have enough hellhound abs.

[Anonymous No.]

This is an evolutionary dead-end. Say something nice about her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511047
She's so cute that I'd never expect that she used to be a male monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511047
>This is an evolutionary dead-end
Explain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511067
Nautilus are silly creatures that can't see where they're going and haven't changed for 200 million years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511072
Ah... Well I guess she's cute so that's something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511072
>not changing for 200 million years
>dead end

That's like 90% of marine life minus bony fishes though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511080
Shut up and bully her for bumping into things!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511080
Coelacanth-chan wishes to file a formal complaint against you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511084
>bullying an armored kraken

I can't see this ending well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509439
A Kiki shivering from the cold can't function properly and should be farmed up in one way or another.

Hugging her from behind and nuzzling her should help increase her warmth. Be sure to stroke her head and massage her body to better increase the spread of warmth. Whispering encouraging words into her ears will further increase her body temperature.

All purely for business reasons of course. A maid must remain productive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511088
What the hell is she going to do, back into my dick with her tentacles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511094
All squids move that way. It doesn't affect any of the squid monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511087
Poor dumb old fish doesn't realize she's not an ostracoderm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511099
Unlike other squids she's a bonehead though. Knock, knock! Anybody home?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511102
>Unlike other squids she's a bonehead though

Have you seen a cuttlebone or a pen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511104
Listen here son, bullying girls is an honorable tradition, you quit defending her right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510532
A sword? She's a flying being and uses a sword? Where's her spear for that long reach? Or did someone manage to disarm her spear, leaving her with a sword to fend for herself.

Or does she simply not care as there isn't really anything stronger than her out there?
Lilims are strange beings.

It's a nice piece of art by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511108
I'm doing you a favor, boy. You go up to the meanest squid covered in heavy armor you've ever seen and start picking on her and it's like walking into a dragon's cave without a sword and talking smack about her hoard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510532
My Lilim is friendlier than your Lilim so I don't have to!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511047
Gonna manually advance the evolution of her progeny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510641
Learning Japanese, math and playing videogames. We occasionally try out artistic pursuits, but they are short lived and an embarrassment to the arts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511047
Dead end? If that form enables her species to be perfectly adapted to their environment there is no point to change anything. If it ain't broke don't fix it and all that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511150
>perfectly adapted
>keeps ramming into shit like a Wurm on a sugar high in a rubber room

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511155
Wurms have achieved their goals of indestructability and simple bliss. If you can't see that as perfectly adapted I don't know what to tell you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511187
Behold! The ULTIMATE LIFE-FORM!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511119
Beast has said that Selene has a thing for sword fighting as combat skill is the only thing humans can match her in, and anything beyond that and she would wreck their shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511189
You probably want to delete that before you're given an involuntary vacation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511206
Bullshit.
I'm going to beat her at sex.
Of course she won't just engage an unproven human, so I'll have to outfuck her entire gauntlet of lieutenants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511213
Way ahead of you.
Can't deny the deliciousness of that Slime though

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511123
Given what we know about her I think Selene is friendly if you don't piss her off

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511222
Oh, certainly.
I'm definitely familiar with that artist's slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

So when monstergirls want to say no homo, do they instead say no alpo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511307
No. Why add an o?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511307
"no lesbo", duh

[Anonymous No.]

Chinese dresses, discuss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511221
I don't think a battle-obsessed lilim would like somebody that tries to whore his way to the top.

Also
>Wanting to have sex with a warrior Lilims lieutenants, one of which is a high powered succubus with fire magic and another's a wurm.
Somethings going to break

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511342
Wurms very careful with boys though, like how a momma crocodile will carry her babies in her mouth without eating them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511337
They are nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511337
The optimal way to highlight a lack of panties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511363
>filename
Very cheeky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511337
Cheongsams a great.

Would love a pic of an Anubis dressed in one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511372
Is she an ambassador to the Mist Continent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511337
God tier even on 3DPD
And it's Chinese New Year qipao season right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511378
Oh dear me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510641
Music, reading and vidya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511342
>You will never meet a lilim expecting lewd things.
>She will never hand you a sword and ask you to 1v1 her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511410
> "Miss lilim, I'll gladly 1v1 you, but I already have my sword right here"
> grab crotch, wink extravagantly

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511375
Yeah sure why not.

[Anonymous No.]

I really wish I had inter-dimensional radio.
I'd give up a ring finger right now for MGC podcasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511422
And that's how Anon got wed to a cursed sword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511434
What would those be like then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511422
Selene would probably punch you in the face and leave in a huff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511441
>TED talks with monsters
>genderswapped Howard Stern show
>Mad Money with a Tanuki
>some great multiplier of sex advice shows
>EVE Online discussion with grognard Anubi

Honestly the possibilities are endless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511451
>THIS IS THE DRUNKEN ONIS PODCAST

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511451
You mean a crotch beard?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm starting to like jinkos more and more, but still can't decide between them demon and onis.

I'm attracted to muscles, also it would be nice if I had someone who can open jars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511460
A tiger is not a valid option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511451
>EVE Online discussion with grognard Anubi
I want to do this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511479
One day someone is going to whip up a VN of that just so he can never escape the shame.
It'd be a better format anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511485
What makes you think I can escape the shame now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511460
You are the one that has to open the jars, anon. They are no better than throwing it on the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511337
A whole lot of yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510811
>Be in an Amazon village, they have a statue of a woman chained 'To keep Lady Ares at bay'
>Being the stereotypical skepticfag, you make fun of them for still believing in a long-dead God, since everybody knows that only the Chief God and Demon Lord matters
>The househusbands and their wives are telling you stop blaspheming, especially since Ares has ears everywhere
>Then there comes a sound, distant at first
>An impact like a falling comet destroys the statue and knocks you and the Amazonesses away from a substantial crater created by whatever just fell to the earth
>With the dust stinging your eyes, you see a vaguely human shape ascending from the hole
>It's a woman, standing nearly 8 - 9' in height
>She's wearing an outdated Corinthian helmet that gives shows her mouth and eyes, red irises in a sea of black
>Outside of a pelvic curtain, she's virtually naked
>Her entire bodied is defined with muscles, a true Olympian physique, while maintaining some femininity to her curves
>Her copious breasts jiggle ever so slightly from their firmness as she walks towards you, taking her helmet off, hair glowing with an ethereal red like a sea of blood spilling down to the small of her back
>All the Amazons and their househusbands either plant their faces to the ground or break out into wanton fuck sessions, your own blood surging down to your nethers as your mind tries to tell you to fight or make flight
>Backing you against a boulder, the woman's hand makes an imprint in the solid stone as she looks down at you, breasts inches from your face
"Anything else you want to 'enlighten' me with, whelp? Or should I just take your spear and see how far through the hot gates you'll get?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511725
She should have said earlier she was alive, not my fault she decided to fuck off to space while humans forgot her existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511725
What happens if I say "please get out of my personal space"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511753
She goes back to space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511759
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511725
I want her to forcibly cuddle me. It would be great to have my head on her hard abs after she rapes me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511610
Remember that I only rebuke you out of love, Nyanners.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to touch the maid, but there are no maids to touch, how should i proceed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511831
Become the maid and touch yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511759
>Space

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510532
Is she a slut too like Mari and Illassa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511847
>Ilassa
>A slut
U wot m80

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511847
Beast seems to have her be more about fighting than sex.
So I expect maximum degeneracy in bed when she does find a man that interests her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511869
Kinky battle sex is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511725
>I tell you what. I seem to be the intellect of both of us so I tell you what: let's uh... let's bet your ass. I win: I take your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511869
So you would you get her to notice you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511889
Fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511889
I will gain enough power so that when I fight her, I get to see the lock on her face when she is forced to take a step back due to my strength

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511901
You got a smug smile out of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511901
You're going to need a cheesy 1980's training montage for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511901
What if manage to give her a minor injry and she overreacts and rapes you?

[Anonymous No.]

>Paint the man. Lick the lines. Spill his seed. Let him cum!
I asked before and I'm asking again, do we have any spooky stories about our ladies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511918
>>16511901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zATEOWv7Znk

>1980's training montage
>Not the single greatest montage

[Anonymous No.]

Are vampire bodies cold to touch due to the fact of being undead?

would they snuggle husbando for body heat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511990
>Are vampire bodies cold to touch due to the fact of being undead?
Don't think so.
>would they snuggle husbando for body heat?
That's lamias.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16508146
It all depends on how capable you are to love them to your full extent, and in MGE this capacity grows exponentially; which means:


H = H0 * e ^ r ^ t


In which:

H = Current size of harem
H0 = Original size of harem
d = Druella's number
r = Rate of sex
t = Time passed between Original Size of Harem and Current Size of Harem.

This is part of Family Logistic 101, which you can take with Teacher Sinitha Bicorn at the beginning of your course, here in Lescatie High.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511990
I think Vampires keep warm with the living blood of their "victims". It's the zombies who get cold.
I guess Undead would produce body heat as long as they kept up their metabolism, so remember to feed them well!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512003
Oh my. It seems teacher made a mistake

The correct formula is:

H = H0 * d ^ r ^ t

My apologies for this grave wrong-doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511925
Not that I can think of that are good, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16510532
>>16510781

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511337
They are excellent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511337
I wouldn't mind my waifu dressing up in one. Showing off her curves and getting real seductive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511337
It's one part elegant, and another part seductive.
It's pretty great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511337
I wish I was able to draw to make a pic with my waifu wearing one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512019
Amazing. Does the formula change if you have a Bicorn or a Nurari?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511337
Never got what the hype was about

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512070
I never thought of my monstergirl waifu in a qipao

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512003
>>16512019
Wait... I hope that I'm getting this wrong but that just seams silly.
Let's assume that you had an original harem of 3 and then 2 years have pasted. and you have sex 6 times (or hours) per day.
Then:
H = 3 * 2 ^ 6 ^ 2
Assuming you didn't mean "H = (H0 * d) ^ r ^ t" and god help you if you did. H then becomes 2.06 * 10^11.
Considering that the worlds population is 7 * 10^9... well, I hope that I miss understood you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512140
>2.06 * 10^11
Meant to say 2* 10^11. But my point still stands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512140
What is this? I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512148
Tl;dr Using his formula he has a harem larger than the population of earth.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what's inside the cookie jar

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512140
Oh Jesus Christ, What have you done Anon?
The world can't sustain this many waifus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512161
It's an unknown girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512161
>picks up the pot and throws it against a wall
pic related

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512161
I smash open the pot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512177
>>16512171
Heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512162
EVERYONE GET'S A HAREM OF WAIFUS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512185
AND YOU GET A HAREM
AND YOU GET A HAREM
EVERYBODY GETS A HAREM

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512187
Didn't realize I walked onto Maris' tv set.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512185
>>16512187
Please no, I just wanted the one waifu, I don't want to be in a scenario where I'm getting piled on by 11 muscular MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512161
It's a newly hatched Wurmling isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512199
>I don't want to be in a scenario where I'm getting piled on by 11 muscular MGs.
What are you? An alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512140
I hope it was another typo, and he meant H="H0*d^(r*t)".
For simplicity, we'll stay in the real number system and use "e" as opposed to "d" which is in the lewd numbers.
Even with the proper exponential growth formula, it's still outrageous but more within the realm of possibility. Using your original numbers, H becomes 488,265.
However, you also gotta watch your units. Since you're using "years" for time, we must convert "6 times per day" to "2184 times per year". The formula then breaks down and the resulting number is greater than 9.99x10^(499).
The only thing this proves is that horses shouldn't be teaching math.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512215
Christ no, I was using reverse psychology. I'd love the muscle pile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512161
I don't know if it's just my protective side kicking in but I'm actually starting to like Jinns.
>girl thinks she's being stealthy by hiding in a jar
>toss in a piece of candy
>she tries to contain a happy squeal as she unwraps it and pops it in her mouth
>she's so happy that she doesn't notice you peaking in
>eventually she looks up and has the expression of a deer in the headlights
My heart wouldn't be able to take it.

[Anonymous No.]

If my lich waifu and I raise a baby from the dead, would she then become our daughter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512059
All of these women are sluts

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512236
I'd still fuck Mari into a hot mess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512199
Well that's too bad son. They'll all take turns and won't stop until you satisfied them all. They have a good supply of manticore venom and other aphrodisiac. Sleeping is not an option.

>>16512216
>we must convert "6 times per day" to "2184 times per year"
Oh, right. I always forget about that part.
>The only thing this proves is that horses shouldn't be teaching math.
Don't trust them when they tell you you "just need one more meber"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512232
That's pretty cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512236
>Victoria the kissless virgin
>Slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512231
>I'd love the muscle pile.
Hell yeah, I'd love to "practice" with the MGC professional rugby team.
I'd also be their assistant coach/cheerleader/team husband.
And I'd love every minute of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512140
>>16512162
>>16512244
Oh my, oh my. This really isn't my day. It seems I have made another mistake which resulted in a confusion.

The correct formula is the one >>16512216 suggests, although the growth rate is a bit overblown, and each new member has a different DE growth rate than the others, which means that 'r' must be recalculated every time a new member is added.

Maybe mister Anonymous could like to help me do the appropriate calculations next class?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512244
>Sleeping is not an option
Not even sleepy muscle rape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512244
Also, after plugging in the huge number into wolfram alpha, it's approximately 2.988x10^(1897). There's really no comparison for that order of magnitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512257
Oh jeez, the locker rooms would be terrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512152
W-Wow. That's a lot of girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512161
I'd try putting my hand in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512231
>>16512257
You're going to break a lot of bones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512288
You say that like it's a bad thing.
And even then, if I'd ever need to do something post pelvis-shattering, one of the MGs could just carry me there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512236
Only Mari and Illassa

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512298
Muscle girls are dangerous anon. Stay away from them. They know how strong they are and they know that some men are sluts for their muscles, like you. They use this to rape men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512272
The locker rooms aren't that bad, it's all the fighting that occurs to be the first one on my massage table that's bad.

>>16512288
They're actually pretty tame in the bedroom, until the full moon that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512308
Anon, it's not like I'm gonna get put into the amazon-position 11 times in a row, I'm sure some of them would be gentle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512308
>Muscle girls are dangerous anon.
I'll gladly take my chances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512311
I'd pay to watch those fights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512320
>Those puffy paws against that soft fat rear

This kind of position needed way more art.

>>16512319
Amazon position is best position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512300
So the others are pure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512331
>Amazon position is best position.
It's pretty damn good. I'd imagine it'd be terrifying to be forcibly put into it, but once it continues it gets quite exhilarating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511337
I want a jinko in a qi pao

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512320
OH my yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512346
It's close enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512350
We can go sexier. We can also make her more embarrassed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512358
>We can also make her more embarrassed.
Just wear a sweater that says, "I love my big buff chuff" on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512360
with chibi tigers stitched into it going gao

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512260
>Maybe mister Anonymous could like to help me do the appropriate calculations next class?
Doing things with a Bicorn teacher after class would be great. Would she use me to punish misbehaving succubi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512261
That happens every now and again. But then they fall asleep with you in their arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512366
That sounds like a good end to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512343
Forced impregnation is top tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512363
Helping each other improve their academic grades is the right and obligation of every student.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512375
Being forced into the whims of a much larger and stronger MG is fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512363
Of course. She's the kind of teacher to give you a warm-up blow job before you move to the tied up succubus bent over the desk.

Then she'll stand behind you teasing your body as you destroy that bratty succ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512334
Not necessarily, but there's a difference between fucking one man and fucking many

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512407
>Not necessarily, but there's a difference between fucking one man and fucking many

True. But theres shame either way. No escaping that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512409
>There's shame in having a husband
What

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512409
>monstergirls
>shame from sex

I keep seeing that word in this thread, and laughing at it every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512409
I don't think there's any shame after consensual sex anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512414
The shame is only visible for humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512343
>>16512366
>>16512375
>>16512389

whats the appeal of being forcefully mated by a stronger MG? besides the possibly broken pelvis

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512420
Well. Being overpowered and actually being raped not like this sloppy poor excuse for rape other MGs do. It really makes you feel like she's forcibly taking your virginity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512420
In my opinion, I am very fond of the idea that a large and powerful MG would be actually able to exert said strength and unironically have her way with me and just being content with having me around as a large stuffed animal that she can care for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512392
>Bicorn teacher has a problem with a delinquent succubus.
>She hatches up a plan
>Everytime she does something bad she has to stay after class.
>But now the Bicorn teacher's favorite student, Anon, has to stay too.
>Bicorn teacher binds the succubus to her desk and starts to warm up Anon.
>Let's Anon go to town on the delinquent succubus. All the while she's kissing and teasing Anon.
>This happens every time the succubus does something bad. Even minor offences like being a minute late.
>Before long, as soon as the delinquent succubus is about to do something Bicorn teacher just sends Anon over to her.
>And when ever anon is near, it's almost like she get's in heat.
>She still tries to act tough around her friends.
>The other teachers congratulate the Bicorn teacher on solving the delinquent problem.
>No one questions why the three of them always stays an extra hour after school.

[Anonymous No.]

Rate my group
Mantis, glacies, ryu, and salamander.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512456
By their powers combined you are captain planet/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512455
But delinquents are nice as they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512456
The first two can get shut down by a fire type, and your Ryu is the only real counter to that. Plus you've got no offensive options for if you fight against a dragon type with high magic defence like a zombie dragon, due to the Lich's low attack.
6/10 team, I don't see it winning the Monstergirl League anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512455
hot stuff. Having a teacher/student threeway is pretty scandalous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512480
>due to the Lich's low attack
The Ryu's low attack, rather.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512320
P A W
A
D
S

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512420
A mate who can bear strong children, have an increased chance of healthy childbirth and high fertility stir something deep within me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512456
Vampire, Dark Mage, Amazon, Griffon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512456
Lich, Demon, Salamander, Inari

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509363
I know that feeling. There's the urge to make a design more unique and original to yourself, but it clashes against the fact that you've already fallen in love with the KC design. What I personally did was take a look at other wolf-like monstergirl images I really liked, asked what I liked about them visually, and adapted some ideas from them.
But hey, you do you. It also helps when, if you're not able to draw her yourself, you choose an artist who can knock it out of the park.

>Do plan to commission some Lolified stuff at some point in the future at least though.
Fucking yes. You legend.
Also check your Pastebin messages dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512492
>Strong MG
>Fertile

pick one

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512523
>Not wanting to "plow" the rough "earth"
Where is your sense of duty Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512492
This.

I life the idea that she'd chose me to mix her strong healthy genes with. It being by force makes it better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512524
Fucking her once or fucking a MG 100 times wont change how fertile she is

[Anonymous No.]

Seeing as Vampire Mosquito is known for being highly fertile compared to other MGs, is it reasonable to assume the same for Mantis, Arachne, Ants, and other bug types?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512532
My bad, forgot about that detail.
But I only thought that that varied from species to species, like the difference between impregnating a body-building holstaur and trying to have a kid with a dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512537
Giant Ants normally are incapable of reproducing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512523
She doesn't actually have to be extra fertile. Being a somewhat intangible quality in the short term, it's good pillow talk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512550
I see, though I get the feeling the colonial ants may be a special case.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512601
Yes.
Now where is her cockpit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512606
Oh anon, you know exactly where it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512619
Well, I'd totally Zero Shift into that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512601
>Reverse image search thinks she's a Leopardo

Points for trying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512601
Also, of all the Orbital Frames I thought I'd see being turned into robutts, I never thought it'd be Dolores.
I'm amazed people actually remember the anime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509728
I've never really thought much about this, but what exactly does happen to men with no genitalia?

If I were a male paladin I would probably castrate myself to ensure that i'm not captured by MGs. After all, if I believed in Order rhetoric, I would rather die than be captured by monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512659
They are forcibly cured by magic to be raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512659
Remember the adage, Anon.
Fear the Old Mamono Mana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512659
Mamono mana can regrow limbs, so yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh wow, it's already moo o'clock?

[Anonymous No.]

How do you respond?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512705
Welp, time to grope the cows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512706
with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512711
>filename
Clever girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512706
>>16512711
What are these, images for fairies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512706
By getting real scared. There's a manticore out there who is interested in me. And she showed me her tail vagina I didn't want to see! My waifu isn't going to be happy when she hears about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512734
Anon, this is why you delete most of your messaging accounts when you get a waifu.
Only she should send lewds of her tail to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512757
>tail
my waifu doesn't even have skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512706
Good, its not too late.

Deep within the madness of my dreams, I've seen a burning, black sun and heard the screaming of the stars.

Time is short and, without aid, the end of the world may be upon us.

In the far north you will find a witch of winter, she holds the first key in the puzzle.

I shall venture south into the burning deserts for the second, the ferocious Scorpion Queen holding the second.

With speed and luck, we may be able to just save the world.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember anons, condoms are seen as a torture device in MGC. If you get caught with one it's off to the "Rehab Clinic" for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512757
How can they even find my number again after I got a waifu? It's those damn gremlins again, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512770
Lewd pics of slime then?
>>16512777
Persistence and determination. A phonebook helps too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512774
I'm gonna prank my waifu with a condom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512782
Lewd pics of ghost fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512706
Call the police. This is turning into stalking by this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512795
Well, so long as ectoplasm doesn't everywhere, I'm sure that's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512706
>>16512711

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512706
Do you not have an ant sized version of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512667
>>16512674
>>16512670
So if you cut off your own dick, they just regrow it and then rape you?

Christ... Now I know why the Order is so terrified of Monster Girls...
Might as well just off yourself if you really don't want to end up a Monster husbando.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512807
Yeah, you hit the nail right on the head.
You may want to brush up on your MGE lore from the world guides, as there is a bunch of strange stuff in the setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512706
Makes me think of a manticore on the other side of some glass, pressing her tail up against window, wriggling cilia on display.

Or a manticore handyman that carries panes of glass with her tail suction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512807
If you're a hero, that's a bad idea because then a lich will steal your body and turn it into a revenant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512807
Technically, not even your death would stop a horny spirit type girl. Or resurrections.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512774
That Demon kid is actually kinda what I imagine my waifu looked like when we were kids.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how MGs react after they find out you're a virgin. Do they go hard and rough or soft and gentle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512844
hard
very hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512844
While I'd like an MG to be gentle about it, odds are she'll probably try fixing the matter herself. Rather aggressively, I might add.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512844
Rough and soft, or hard and gentle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512847
But that can cause poor men to be afraid of their first time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16509303
>she may not be book smart
Pretty sure shoggoths actually have retarded high int

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512844
Depends on the race.
>Demons would ufufu and tease you while giving gentle handjobs and guiding you slowly through your first time taking her
>Ushis and hellhounds would relish the thought of taking a man's virginity and go all out
>Dragons would act all haughty and make a show of it with lines such as "you should be honoured that your first time is with a noble creature like me." Expect slow but powerful cowgirl.
>Manticores would insult and belittle you for still being a virgin but be dying from happiness on the inside and trying not to show it while milking you with their tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512844
I want my first time to be gentle and soft with plenty of cuddling and reassuring. Lots of after cuddles aswell. Then my second time to be rough and hard with amazon position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512844
TENDER
LOVING
FEMDOM
Even better if its a big, muscled girl and she stops every so often to make sure you aren't in pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512867
Those all sound great. I just wonder what an Anubis would be like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512865
Not Wizards or Lovecraft, but according to Paizo...
>Shoggoth
>Str 40, Dex 24, Con 31, Int 5, Wis 22, Cha 13

Poor girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512877
If I was still a virgin I would want exactly this. I bet having your first time with a big dire hellwan would be amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512877
What exactly counts as a muscle girl? Does athletic count? Does she need buldging muscles to exert this kind of desirable behaviour?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511072
>haven't changed for 200 million years
Anon that implies they are evolutionarily successful, not the other way around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512893
>if I was still a virgin

Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512894
Bulging muscles, athletic doesn't exactly have the same oomf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512880
Although a little comical, I see Anubis being the type to have a little handbook full of everything she wanted to do on the first time and she would start going through it.

All of it going out the window when caught off guard with a kiss and she just demands to be taken there and then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512880
You should expect a lot of guidance and instructions from her, so be ready to follow her every word and command. Demon Lord help you if you don't, I'm sure she would want nothing less than to be in absolute control of your first time together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512894
I'm pretty content with just abs. They're the best muscles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512889
Huh. Figured they'd have high Int but very low Wis, because madness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512889
Wizards gives them
>Str 32, Dex 10, Con 16, Int 16, Wis 15, Cha 8
Which is genius tier intellect so hey who knows

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512902
That sounds super cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512807
>kill self
>bones become filled with demonic energy
>revived as Skeleton
>rape your best friend
Nice plan there buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512889
>literally animal tier intellect

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512906
While this image is her. Which is better.

>Thicc thighs
Or
>/fit/ thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512910
If anything else, it seems Shogs are swole as fuark

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512916
The answer is both.
I would happily impregnate either girl in that pick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512916
I want to be leglocked by a pair of big strong legs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512918
Slimes are generally STR and CON as hell for their level
I mean considering shoggoths weigh somewhere in the range of seven tons iirc and jelly cubes something absurd like 25 tons
Jelly cube girl motherfucking when I can't believe KC hasn't made one yet this is inexcuseable

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512916
fit thighs for me. Also the stronger a womans core and kegels are, the more powerful orgasms she experiences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512926
>scars on muscluar body
please no my heart is weak to those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512916
/fit/ thighs for this Anon, they are quite nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512928
I want a gelatinous cube girl with a genki skeleton trapped inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512930
Battle hardened girls are great

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512929
I imagine if she's got you in a leglock position and she orgasm, those thighs are going to tense up rapidly. You might even break a bone.

But I can't disagree. Fit thighs are best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512939
That's why it's important to get /fit/ with your waifu. You need to be able to do as much damage as she does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511451
>EVE
It's like you want Mamano to hate humanity. Abandon all hope ye who enter here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512936
Especially in cute outfits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512942
I'd do some workouts with my waifu to keep a slim figure. But I don't want to be stronger than her or even have a whole lot of muscle. I don't see the point.

[Anonymous No.]

Cats
in
Spats

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512951
Bury your face in that fat cat ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512949
If she ever sprains her ankle, you might need to carry her somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512956
Well if you say so, Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512951
I need a fat cat in spats

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512957
She isn't stupid anon. She wouldn't sprain her ankle if there was a way to prevent it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512965
I've been trying to prevent sprained ankles for my entire life, just like everyone.

Lo and behold, it happens accidentally.

[Anonymous No.]

So why raijus are so unpopular again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512947
I like your way of thinking.
I would love see them in dress too.
and try to not to laugh when it suddenly rips

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512947
Like wedding dresses!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512961
We should put that fat Cheshire Cat in spats and force her to work out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512916
Thicc, though both are fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512973
Nah, I just want her in spats.
Muscle wolfu is for when I want something fit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512971
>>16512972
How about maid outfits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512969
Well if she sprained her ankle then I'm sure I could help her walk. If she wanted me to get muscular then I'd do it for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512970
Too hard to draw maybe? I don't know I like them for their open sexuality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512981
I don't know why, but muscle cats don't work for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512982
I don't have any fit wolfus in maid outfits. But yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512986
Exactly.
Thats why muscle wolfu is for fit time fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512987
I think I'd get instant diamonds if I saw my waifu's athletic fit abs under her negligee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512990
Yeah, muscle wolfus works way better. It's like, natural.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512951
Hey wait a minute Ranulf is a guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512995
Yep.
Thats why you get both a muscle wolf and fat cat.
Get the best of both worlds.

[Anonymous No.]

Back muscles!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513002
Not too much fat though, just a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513002
This guy gets it
Meat on one side fluff on the other

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513003
Make me a slut! Also that looks like a nice soft ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512880
>I just wonder what an Anubis would be like.
Sultry, confident and boastful during the foreplay. Lots of bedroom eyes and knowing smiles as she leads you to the bed, straddles you, and shows you exactly where your hands should be going.
She'll be very composed as your teacher until you start to take the initiative with the methods she's taught you. As you start seeking out different erogenous zones and being just a little bit more firm with her, she'll get all flushed, just a little bit more breathless, and will go from straddling to pressing down against you. Chest to chest, hips to hips, stroking all over your head with her paws and tracing her claws lightly across your scalp.
When you actually penetrate, prepare for a night of nuzzling, covering each other in kisses from head to chest, and roaming hands/paws.

Maybe twenty minutes after the act, when the afterglow fog's all gone, maybe she'll try to roll back on top of you and act like she was composed the entire time. But you already saw her o-face, so you know she's just trying to act like she was always in control.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513002
Muscle wolfus are where it's at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513006
I will allow you to make the determine for how much muscle/fat you apply.

I'd go heavy on both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513003
I could grind on that until I pass out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513012
My nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513009
Sounds very lewd and intimate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513011
>tfw no big, hulking Wolf bodyguard to protect your merchant caravan as it travels across the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513011
Huh. I'm equally as tall as her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513012
I'd go big on muscles and medium on fat. I think it's pretty nice.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a question about MGE material.
Outside of the first encyclopedia volume, is there any way to read the full releases of other books that have been released in english? I know there are the snippets of them on the wiki and wikia, but is there no way to actually read the full version of the world guides for example?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513028
There may be torrents, but Idk

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513017
Yep.
The big, muscled one is for doing activities with and the big, soft one is for snuggling.

>>16513027
Could be good.
Its your choice.

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.4cdn.org/v/1486154181487.png
That lipstick/manicure combo is really throwing me off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513038
I don't know how to feel about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513021
>When someone she doesn't trust approaches the caravan to buy something, she lets out a low growl.
>Try to tell her she can't keep scaring off customers like that.
>Turns out later he was a highwayman who was scouting you out.
>Your Wolf bodyguard now has his scent, so any ambush up ahead will fail miserably.

Good Wolf

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513021
>Merchant trader in the MGE silk road equivilent
>Assistant (or are you hers?) playful but stingy Tanuki trader looking to make riches
>Big hulking muscular Werewolf/Hellhound bodyguard with personal goals she's hesitant to relay to the crew
>Exotic Apsara and Demon dancer duet looking to make it big and become famous
>Spunky Gremlin and her Automaton that she's trying to reactivate with something found along the journey since it's Diadem was injured
>Stoic but easily flusterable Anubis acting as the party's guide across the silk road
>Go on all sorts of adventures and perhaps pick up more along the way
I love exotic travelling adventures, that could be really fun and cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513038
What are proportions?
Apparently the artist doesn't know either. And that hat is so fucking out of place too, it's hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513038
That Moose is stacked!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513038
Oh shit new stuff from Jacques? Been hard to find his stuff lately since that site he posted most of it on went down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513038
A
FUCKING
LEAF

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513044
That hat is traditional Canadian religious wear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513042
>>16513043
>Orient/middle east adventures with monstergirls
Fuck I want it
https://youtu.be/gzeOWnnSNjg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513043
honestly I would want to be a something like a peddler/smuggler combination there with a partner-in-crime mg in that setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513009
That sounds positively divine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513044
Honestly, bad/exaggerated sexual anatomy in art can be a huge turn-on for me. It's why I wasn't bothered at all when Loen came out with that FAT scylla butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513056
Then who is your crafty roguish companion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513018
Anubi and intimacy go together like fried eggs on pizza. It's a holy duty to practice long foreplay sessions, tantric sex, and full eye contact while being lewd together with an anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513046
Is there an alternate place to find his stuff? If you have any of it on your hard drive, could you make an imgur gallery?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513053
>Enter the great city of Memphis.
>Nile Crocodile Girls sunbathing near a river.
>All the temples to the various Goddesses line the temple district, from Bast and her Cats, to Hathor and her Holsts.
>Anubis City Guards keeping a close eye on you. Wearing resplendent golden armor, with their trademark Jackal helms.
>Desert Tanukis selling their wares from stalls in the marketplace, along with an Apophis Apothecary selling potions, who looks like she's gone to great lengths to disguise herself.
>A Sphinx has a confused, foreign man up against a wall as she gives her riddle.
>The Pharaoh's palace overlooks the city, a magnificent work of architecture to behold.

Behold! The Kingdom of Egypt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513065
>long foreplay sessions, tantric sex, and full eye contact
>With an Anubis
Yes yes, that's all flawless and wonderful and so forth, but...

>Fried Eggs on Pizza
What.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513066
Sadly a lot of the older stuff is lost to the ages and I don't have it on my current hard drive. But you can piece most of it together between the various big cancer artsites and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513069
You don't eat pizzas with everything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513025
I'm the same height as well. I guess she's massive to the tiny Japanese artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513069
Well, more like fried egg (singular) on a pizza. About a year ago I was pretty skeptical too, but it's a pretty great topping.
If you ever go to a good pizza place, give it a try. Obviously it can be a bit messy depending on how you cut it, so a thicker base is probably a good idea. But as far as taste blending goes, it'll surprise you.

>/mgt/ - Philosophy and Pizza Suggestions

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513065
Don't worry anon. I'll make sure there is a lot of body worship and massages before I make love to my Anubis waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513068
Too fuckin cool. But is this the start of the journey or the end? Fuck, I wanna write about this now, there's too much fun to be had in this kind of a story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513071
Thanks for forgetting the two zeros at the end of his handle, Einstein. Wouldn't have even needed to respond to you if you had done your one job correctly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16511740
>I drop by every weekend for the Kobe special
What now, Mr.Atheist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512235
Sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513068
Seems lame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513068
I'm gonna hit on the Anubis Guards.

Must be hard standing around all day in the hot sun, I bet a paw rub would feel nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513062
A muscluar mg, with horns (because I like horns). Either an oni or a muscluar demon/succubutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513078
>Fried egg
>Not boiling a few and chopping them up

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512865
Naw shogs have always been bakas. But cute bakas who try an imitate their long lost master's art and language

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513101
That's actually a good point. Standing in one spot all day, under the hot desert sun, wearing metal armour would be fucking torturous.
Their discipline, mental fortitude and heat resistance must be through the roof.

>>16513107
I've always been more a fan of softboiled than hardboiled, but this sounds pretty good on pizza. I'm going to give this a try. Thanks Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513109
Shogs are not cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513110
Anon, at this rate, you might as well throw in a few strips of bacon to go on the pizza too,

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513110
The rest of the time is chasing thieves and criminals through the streets.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rHplEFYKsk

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513114
Shogs are quite the cutest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513100
Ah, so they'd be the enforcer to your craftiness. Nice!
>>16513101
They're probably very dutiful anon. You'd have to at least marginally put the moves on slick to get them to take longer on their break for a rendezvous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513038
I wonder when she's getting put in the game, and what kinda fetish she's linked to. The joke around her character was that she's a mount-me, so she'd probably written to be railed by centaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513110
>but this sounds pretty good on pizza
It's better when combined with chopped up ham or similar. Mind you, the ham has to be chopped, because slices just invite taking a bite and then taking everything with you because your teeth didn't cut it properly. Not to mention, it mixes with the cheese/mozza for that added flavor and you don't have to worry about biting it all off because of the aforementioned chopping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513122
But they're abominations. Abominations are not cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513114
Yes they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513125
To be fair, I'd do quite a few things to her.
Starting with tender, loving cumflation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513101
That's very nice of you anon. You'll end up with an Anubis wife you keep up like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513068
I want to take a trip there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513068
The desert kingdom is such a nice place to live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513137
Eh, personally I'm not into horsepussy. Though I'll probably still read about her taking two ft of horsecock and fap

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513124
Of course, I need her. In case someone finds out we water down the the potions and even the beer we sell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513129
Look at this nice girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513177
Chaos girls are cute! Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513038
MOOSE PUSSY.

She's a cute one though, those breasts are the perfect size for paizuri too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513169
Scoundrels! Best not attract too much attention. Justice is swift and merciless on the silk road.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513177
Why is she holding a dildo wrapped in tentacles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513177
I don't see any such girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513194
It's mastah's penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513194
It's you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513198
>>16513199
Where's the rest of him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513198
>>16513199
Why am I a dildo wrapped in tentacles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513200
>>16513202
See bloodborne ending

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513161
Eh, just use mammy bammy or hope she's a size queen

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513194
Its her pet Qxertluud

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513209
Uh, those things don't exist in the setting she's from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513215
Sh.
She's coming here we aren't going there

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513038
Superior Canadian pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513220
Yeah but unless you go to wonderland and take some kind of stallion potion, you aren't really fulfilling the purpose of her character, as I understand it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513225
Well thats because beastiality a shit.

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>>16513038
It looks like a really fatassed creature got its tiny upper body stuck in the fat ass of a bipedal girl and subsequently broke her legs.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder anons. If you're living in the desert kingdom, make sure you're nice and warm at night. It can get very cold. So cuddle your waifu under a mountain of blankets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513245
Bundle up with your Anubis waifu and make snow pyramids

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513237
Her whole point is to be mounted tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513250
Although I do agree that Anubi building snow pyramids are heart attack endusingly cute. You're a very silly anon to think it snows in the desert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513256
Yep, and thats fine.
The 'necessity' of something else is gross though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513250
I hope that Anubis has a hat, otherwise her ears are going to get cold!

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>>16513245
It's a natural instinct for desert monstergirls to huddle together with others for warmth at night.
Sphinx and anubis siblings will, from infancy, naturally seek their brothers and sisters out for warmth, to such an extent that it's a natural part of desert kingdom culture for siblings to share a single large bed until they reach a certain age.

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>>16513250
pic related but with desert girls

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>>16513271
>otherwise her ears are going to get cold!

That's what your warm breath is for, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513221
I hate White Horns.

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>>16513274
I wonder if desert girls are super cuddly at night with their husbands then.

>>16513280
L-Lewd!

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>>16513263
It's obviously her fetish though. to go onto semantics though, don't you kind of have to be bigger or the same size as something to really "mount" it? Or maybe I'm just imagining her bigger than she is, I have this thing where to me all centaurs are basically the size of a draught horse.

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>>16513297
You just gotta know how to use it or use some 'temporary' potions....although mamobama could take care of it for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16512774
My waifu has a condom fetish, it's pretty hardcore as far as Monstergirls are concerned.

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>>16513304
>You just gotta know how to use it
It sounds good in your head, but it's basically bullshit. Like, you can't mount a mini-giantess no matter what you do, unless you consume something to get on her level

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>>16513297
I swear to god, this has to just be bait for the old horse info thing from the /a/ days.

Here's the summary. Stallions are two pump chumps and mares have all their nerve clusters for pleasure in the first two inches of their vagina. Do the rest of the math on your own.

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>>16513313
>condom fetish

Why? That just sounds stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513313
>condom fetish
eww

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513318
Completely Irrelevant information, especially since it's not the size of the cock that's in question here. If you don't understand the conversation, don't butt in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513313
The only good condom is broken condom

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>>16513313
Damn son. My waifu wouldn't mess with your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513261
In the middle east, it snows sometimes.

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>>16513327
Oh, I'm sorry. You seem to be under the impression a centaur must be standing, which is equally retarded as the size queening bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513313
i bet your waifu gets bullied for her fetish
also take it to >>>/d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513313
You wouldn't put rubber on a headpat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513321
Not really, she gets off to having the spirit energy withheld from her no matter how hard she tries to draw it out. We go bareback after she starts crying in frustration and the pent up need for spirit energy makes her ravenous

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>>16513337
Not at all, you should really save some face now. I already considered a "kneeling" position with the hind legs straight. But if she's as big as she is in my mind's eye, that still doesn't work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513329
But that's wrong. Condoms are good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513313
What kind of degenerate sluttery is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513350
You should look in the mirror. Even a 17 hand horse won't go above your waist when laying down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513349
Your waifu must hate you.

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>>16513359
Anon, not that I'm supporting his sexual habits but did you read his post at all?

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>>16513359
She probably loves him way too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513359
Her fetish, not mine. Part of a healthy relationship is having open dialogue with your waifu about her and your sexual inclinations, and supporting or reaching a compromise on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513361
I meant it in a "this fucking guy keeps denying me my spirits energy and I fucking hate him" kind of way.

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>>16513356
Still can't be seen as mounting to my mind. When I hear "Mounted" I think face down, ass up, completely dominated by a larger figure.

Just hanging onto her giant rear and humping away doesn't count. She'd be so big you can't even reach her tits.

You know, this may be part of why I find horsepussy so unappealing.

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>>16513379
Unhealthy sexual inclinations shouldn't be supported though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513383
So its definitions then.

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>>16513383
>When I hear "Mounted" I think face down, ass up, completely dominated by a larger figure.
Then you should familiarize yourself with what it actually means. You could have avoided the whole conversation.

>She'd be so big you can't even reach her tits.
That is a consequence of a girl having a horse lower body, yes. You'd have the same problem if you fucked an Arachne in the ass.

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>>16513380
That proves you didn't read it.
Her fetish mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513379
Your waifu's got some weird fetishes Anon. I hope she's getting her daily dose of SE anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the diff between MGE and the MonMon anime? Was it based on MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513408
30 seconds of googling will answer your question, newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513408
Oh dear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513402
Anon the post was tiny and I read it. No need to be like that.

A girl can have an NTR fetish. That doesn't make it right. Just saying.

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>>16513398
>You'd have the same problem if you fucked an Arachne in the ass.
Depends where the ass is. I was never into spinneret sex, I find the whole idea stupid, and a sign you don't understand spider anatomy.

>Then you should familiarize yourself with what it actually means. You could have avoided the whole conversation.
If you're still the guy who came in last way, this conversation is on you. Besides I feel the connotations evoked by the word are more important than the literal definition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513417
>in last way
Half way**

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>>16513404
It's not like you have to throw away the condoms when you're done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513408
Lurk more newfag

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>>16513417
>Besides I feel the connotations evoked by the word are more important than the literal definition.

Doesn't apply in a scientific or breeding context. Words mean specific things there. It's not open to interpretation. Your connotations are totally in your head and nowhere else. You're not even arguing from a popular perception perspective either, like nobody would say face down and ass up is mounting but regular doggy style isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513437
Complete 100% shot in the dark, are you the same guy that was saying how the Demon Lord's plans are suspicious and how they wouldn't work or that there's no reason to believe they would?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513398
That's not how Arachne butts work anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513416
C'mon anon, that's just a little masoquism and denial. There is nothing wrong with it.

[Anonymous No.]

I love my harpy waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513416
I never said I supported what they do in the bedroom, I'm just disputing your claim that she'd hate him for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513429
At least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513447
It's 'masochism'

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>>16513442
No, and you're retarded for boogiemanning. Besides we know the Demon Lord's plans work and how they work from literally all the KC setting material. Mamanobama is so broken it was never even a contest. The Order never stood a chance.

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>>16513447
No there isn't. You're right. Guess all that anti condom propaganda is getting to my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513445
Anus is at the back of the abdomen, so waaaaaaaay in the back is right.

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>>16513442
No, that's me.

>>16513437
Okay but we aren't in a scientific or breeding context. We're talking about sex.
> face down and ass up is mounting but regular doggy style isn't.
Use your brain and actually picture it. With two humans, sure. doggy-style would constitute mounting. Especially if you're bent over her, doubly so. But regular doggy style when it's the ass end of a hugeass horse? You're just hanging on at that point.

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>>16513447
Well, so long as your waifu's fine with it, I guess there's no harm done

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>>16513289
>I wonder if desert girls are super cuddly at night with their husbands then.
Always, even if you move to somewhere with hotter nights. If you both live somewhere tropical, she might fall asleep with a few inches between you, but her natural instinct will cause her to press as much of her body against yours as possible. You'll probably both wake up really sweaty and sticky because of it.

>L-Lewd!
It's not lewd, it's romantic.
Just imagine going out for a walk with your anubis girlfriend/wife in the middle of winter, when the air's particularly freezing. You're both wrapped up for it, except she doesn't have a hat that can fit her ears yet, so they're totally exposed.
It just means that every few minutes, you'll have to both step aside somewhere relatively private. Then you open up your coat and wrap her up in it, keeping her close to your chest, head resting just under your chin. Then you can take your time gently puffing warm breath all the way from the base of her ears to the tips, one at a time, feeling her melt and tense against you repeatedly as she tries to process the correct reaction to the aural stimulation.
All the while you'd be able to hear her sigh into your chest, or giggle and laugh, or a little sound of appreciation, not quite a moan, or a mumble, but somewhere inbetween.
When you're done, she'll step away, face practically glowing with warmth, smile up at you, and wrap her arms around yours as you continue with your walk.

See? Romantic.

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>>16513448
That's nice anon.

She's way to small for me though.

I need the biggest and the baddest Harpy if I'm to go anywhere.

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>>16513461
>>16513442
Also, I never said her plans are suspicious, I said her rise to power was. Jeeze.

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>>16513448
JubJubs are simultaneously adorable and hot as fuck, you're a lucky guy
Does she ride you around everywhere and have cute pet names for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513467
Goddammit Australia, It gets all the crazy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513467
>that birdlet
>When australia has bigger badder birds
>When the Roc exists

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513448
I love your harpy waifu too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513470
>>16513453
Eh, just a shot in the dark, I guess there's a few more people that get standoffish over pointless stuff than I guessed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513465
Anon at whole post isn't fit for a blue board. But I still approve. Sounds very cute and I'd love winter with my Anubis waifu. It's very romantic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513472
Well, she does use my penis as her perch. It's nice to cum randomly because she moves around.

I wish she did have names for me tho

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>>16513473
Australia would basically be the dire monster girl capital of the world.

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>>16513461
A. You are talking breeding and sex
B. It's still mounting in regular sex terms with humans even when the girl is laying flat like the plain, boat or lazy dog positions. Hell, the last one is named after animal mounting.

Just admit to yourself that you never knew what mounting meant and just guessed it from vague context. You'll learn something that way.

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>>16513481
See some people think that's weird but that aspect of JubJubs is hot as fuck to me. Just walking around with a literal cumdump wriggled up against you. Easy release whenever you want right into your waifu. Top tier.
Give her a pet name, maybe she'll catch on during a rare moment she can think straight.

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>>16513482
That sounds like a crazy time. Just imagine tiny Girtablilus with super-potent poison, Lamias all over the place, and best of all Platapussy

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>>16513498
Yeah, it'd be crazy.

The lolis are super strong and everything else are dire monster girls.

Would you risk the outback to get a dire lamia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513495
I guess it's good for people who feel horny all the time.

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>>16513485
A. Not in such a scientific, clinical way as you clearly are, this is an area where interpretation an evocation is perfectly valid
B. The average human male is larger than the average human female. So even if it is proneboning, the dude still mounts her because he is larger, and has the more dominating frame.

When it comes to centaurs that goes out the window, now how about you accept you blundered into a conversation you didn't quite grasp. I mean you started with some pointless information because you thought this was about dick size. You might yet save some face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513495
This. I love feeling her snuggling inside me all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513274
That sounds absolutely divine. It also sounds like a trick for desert girls to grab visitors staying overnight, by claiming that it's too cold to sleep by yourself.
It's also a trick I would readily fall for.

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>>16513482
>Anon gets off his flight
>Dire MGC doesn't have a super fancy airport so it's a ladder down to the ground
>Stretches his arms and legs real quick a few steps from the ladder
>Dire Black Harpy swoops in and grabs anon before taking him back to the nest for marriage / egg making

Such is life in Dire MGC.

At least he got further than that other anon, a Dire Gryphon destroyed the plane's engines and carried the whole thing back to her mountain ruins while the flying MG pilots abandoned ship without him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513501
>spoiler
If it's a Death Adder or a red belly variant, then yes.

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>>16513516
The funniest thing of this all being that real Australia is still slightly more dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513516
>Dire MGC
They'd probably just have a Diretown district.

[Anonymous No.]

I guess seeing people fucking in public in MGE isn't a rare sight. Would make me pretty uncomfortable though.

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>>16513508
Mounting has nothing to do with size and everything to do with position.

>this is an area where interpretation an evocation is perfectly valid
Not at all. You're not talking feelings. You're talking a type of sex. There's no several ways to dictate what lotus position or missionary is just because of how you feel. It is what it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513516
Such is life.

>>16513517
>Has the normal dire size and muscle increase
>In addition, has longer canines that are almost vampiric in appearance.

Could be good.

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>>16513509
Do you think if a guy and his JubJub wife stayed together long enough they'd be able to tell how the other was feeling just by the twitching of the guy's rod/way the JubJub's hips wriggle? Almost develop like a second language just by feeling out how their subtle pumps and gyrations are at the moment?

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>>16513524
Too dangerous to do that anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513528
>Would make me pretty uncomfortable though.

That stuff only happens in demon realms, as in you'll be corrupted into not caring soon enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513528
I truly believe one would get used to it pretty quickly. It may even be pleasant to see how well people are getting along in particularly stable and married areas. I think I'd enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513542
But I don't want to be corrupted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513545
Then go to a memegreen demon realm, aka the weenie hut junior of MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513535
A big-ass Lamia with jet-black scales would be pretty rad. I'd share my warmth with her during the long cold nights of the outback.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513547
Don't forget the accent.

Now, the other question one has is would she move in with you or would you move in with her And find that there's basically another city out in the outback?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no masochist Kikimora

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513546
I don't even want to go to a demon realm. Demon realms just don't interest me that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513551
Only if its a Mad Max style cobbled up shantycity type thing.

>don't forget the accent
She'd be a riot to hang out with I bet. Probably be making you laugh all the time to calm you down, even in the early stages of sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513560
Well, pending your chosen MG wife it's not that big a deal. Though several species of them will probably try at least once to convince you to move to one, but not all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513558
Imagine how nice it is to call her a dirty and nasty slut.

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>>16513551
Accents are very necessary for life in the outback.

I'd move in with her. Where she lives is already made for her size and I can just get some satelites for TV and internet and a couch. It'd be great

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513459
Thats how spider butts work anon, not Arachne

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513567
>Lazing around in the outback curled up atop your massive blackadder lamia waifu, occasionally patting her rump and leaning over to give her a smooch
Livin the dream

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>>16513562
I imagine it would
Dire monster girls probably don't often take up engineering stuff.

And yeah, she'd probably try to make you laugh so you don't realize she's dragged you into the middle of an inhospitable desert and that she's the only one who can lead you to anything resembling civilization.

That and you just got kidnapped by a girl that has more muscles than most men.

>>16513567
She'd probably have some beaten up old furniture already, although her tail does hang off it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513563
I think my waifu would have too much self control to give into her desires and move to a demon realm. So I guess I'm ok. Wouldn't mind going to a demon realm on vacation though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513531
>Mounting has nothing to do with size and everything to do with position.
I disagree.

>Not at all. You're not talking feelings. You're talking a type of sex. There's no several ways to dictate what lotus position or missionary is just because of how you feel. It is what it is.
Not at all, there is no one way to mount someone. Prone, generic doggy, face down, ass up, ass sticking out, pressed up against a wall. The only commonality between them is the fact that the larger frame has dominated and mounted the smaller frame. "Mounting" isn't a position, the fuck are you smoking? Generally speaking, doggy is the position, mounting is what's done. You can fuck some one doggy and not mount them. I.e. shota on Dark Witch. That's undeniably doggy, but I wouldn't say the shota is mounting her. He's just not big enough. for the word to really fit.

I'm usually as artistically literal as you too, but some times words just don't fit, purely because of the connotative element of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513467
>tfw no big strong Haast's Eagle Harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513580
>artistically literal
autistically, I meant autistically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513560
Too bad all of MGE will be a Demon Realm of one kind or another once all's said and done.
You'll learn to like it soon enough. You won't have a choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513579
>Monstergirl
>self control against giving in to her desires
She defective? Nah but that's cool, nothin wrong with the low-key life.
>>16513576
>that and you just got kidnapped by a girl that has more muscles than most men
She reminds me of that, I wouldn't be able to hide what's going on down under for me. Hope she likes spongebaths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513528
It would be odd to see those married Flayers walking around with their husbands.

Like, I know you're trying to take my order, but I can't ignore you just having candid sex in the restaurant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513591
>not having happy casual sex while out to eat with your waifu like its just another date night
Why not? No one else cares, everyone's doin it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513575
The simple life truly is the best one.
>>16513575
>She'd probably have some beaten up old furniture already
That's fine, it just gives the den more personality, just patch it up and relax with a big neurotoxic Lamia and watch game shows all day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513590
Probably.
Although she's most likely never had one before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513528
Public restrooms were bad enough already.
I hope all those janitors get significant raises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513589
So does this mean that The Order is right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16513589
Jeez I hope not. I don't want to fuck 24/7.

>>16513590
Thanks anon. But when I say self control I mean it in the most relative MG way. As in, if I take my cock out. There's atleast a 50% she'll get aroused.