/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

This question has to be your fault, /jp/.

New thread:

http://en.akinator.com/

He got Lina and Kaguya in less than 16 guesses, also got Touka, surprisingly enough.

[Anonymous No.]

I always get disappointed when the character I want isn't in there, so I probably shouldn't play at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1648323
If that happens, you add them to the database. It only takes about 3 runs for trying to 'create' your character before they reliably come up almost every time.

[Anonymous No.]

50 rounds motherfucker and still, you can't get her right.

[Anonymous No.]

holy shit he got cirno

[Anonymous No.]

24 tries. Not bad.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy crap he got Remilia in less then 15 tries.

[Anonymous No.]

Minato Arisato first try.

Nice job

[Anonymous No.]

>last ten games
>you guessed: tub girl
>i guessed: helen keller

[Anonymous No.]

I know this is your fault /jp/

I love you.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is he not responding to me?
I want to be your friend, Akinator :C

[Anonymous No.]

Tried looking for Sanae, but got Cirno instead.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember guys:
1. Touhou characters ARE from an anime. (Sound Holic's anime)
2. Strike Witches characters ARE from a video game (doujin shmups)

[Anonymous No.]

Wow. You guys taught him so many things while I slept. He can now distinguish Yukari from Marisa, Youmu from Sakuya, Ashley Riot from Cloud, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

Time to teach him Akyu...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1648422
Only Reimu/Marisa/Eirin/Reisen/Tewi/Kaguya/Mokou were in that, weren't they?

[Anonymous No.]

No, seriously.
Why the FUCK isn't he talking to me?
I WILL BURN YOU, AKINATOR

[Anonymous No.]

I kept trying for Suwako, but I never got her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1648422

wtf? No wonder I cant get Touhou character.
I keep selecting video game character

[Anonymous No.]

>>1648402
>>1648436
Did you enable Javascript, if you're running with NoScript or something similar?

[Anonymous No.]

cool, he got her on his second try (pic related)

[Anonymous No.]

When he gets super frustrated, he eats his mustache.

[Anonymous No.]

FUCKING DIE SHINKU

[Anonymous No.]

Second try.

[Anonymous No.]

wow, i let him ask so many questions that he ran out of them. fucker still couldn't guess mai waifu

Matsuri Shihou, btw

[Anonymous No.]

Trying for Suwako I got some unknown cunt, Alice, and then Cirno.

Damn it, /jp/.

[4tran No.]

It doesn't seem to work on FF3, but seems to work on my IE6.

He failed to guess William Morton Kahan,
and Joseph Louis Lagrange, but almost got Ramanujan.

[Anonymous No.]

Fucker can't seem to get mai waifu. Hahaha.

[Anonymous No.]

>Yukari Yakumo
>Has your character ever killed humans?
>Expected: Not sure

lol guys.

[Anonymous No.]

What the hell. I just started getting an insanely bizarre string of questions, really early on:

>Has your character ever been a caliph?
>Is your character a friend of Koyuki?
>HAVE YOU EVER SEEN YOUR CHARACTER NAKED

Is it like, testing time now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1648508
WELL? HAVE YOU?

[Anonymous No.]

ad block does not work with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>1648508
I always stumble on "Do you fantasize about your character" or "Do you wish you were involved with your character?"

He always thinks I'm talking about someone real for a few questions after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1648524
>Have you ever kissed your character?

Why so cruel, Akinator? ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>1648508
YOU'VE SEEN YAMAXANADU NAKED?

GO TO HELL

[Anonymous No.]

He's WRONG, but holy fuck is that CLOSE.

[Anonymous No.]

He gave me three bleach characters before he gave up and wouldn't let me ask for more questions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1648531
lol how did you know I was searching for Sikeieki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1648524
>He always thinks I'm talking about someone real for a few questions after that.

Aren't they real?

[Anonymous No.]

>Is your character a child?
>Yes.
>Have you seen your character naked?

Hmm...

[Anonymous No.]

Damn it. He still keeps asking if the character is a spic or a jew.

[Yamaxanadu No.]

>>1648545
You're going to hell.

[Anonymous No.]

Once you get your character, click on 'Details' to see what he was expecting for each question:

Shikieiki Yamaxanadu:

Have you seen your character naked?

Expected Answer: Yes

Haha, oh wow.

[Anonymous No.]

Shit, it stopped working.

[4tran No.]

>>1648554
haha, nice

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like it's downtime time. Wonder how long maintenance is.

[Anonymous No.]

Just came back up.

[Anonymous No.]

i still can't figure out how to submit a picture for a character that doesn't have one, so many characters need them!

[Anonymous No.]

I got "does your character have a goatee" straight after "is your character a beautiful woman"

???

[Anonymous No.]

>>1648590
There's a picture button near the bottom after getting a character. Or after confirming.

[Tohno Makihisa No.]

He managed to guess mai waifu on his first try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1648596
the picture button leads you to a report an inappropriate picture page...

[Anonymous No.]

>Have you ever fallen in love with your character?
>Answer given: Yes.
>Answer expected: No.

[Anonymous No.]

He seems to be cheating with repeat runs...I'm on my 20th or so run now, and he asks 'Is your character real?' much, much sooner on average than he did before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1648639
You mean Deadpool's waifu, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1648667

Yeah he's started to go straight for the anime question with me now rather quickly.

Also I usually get a question that asks "is your character more then 50 years old" I blame you for that /jp/

[Alice Margatroid !DOlly2JvmY No.]

Repeatedly fails to get Sakuya.

He got Aeris when I was thinking of Sakuya last run, this filled me with anger.

[Anonymous No.]

For some reason Miku has "No" to the ideal answer to "Is your character seen as a sex symbol"

What the fuck guys I rarely look at her as anything else.

[Anonymous No.]

Youmu Konpaku

Has your character killed humans?

Answer Given: Don't know

Answer Expected: Probably

fuck year

[Anonymous No.]

>>1648681

he got Sakuya first for me when I was going for Meirin

[Anonymous No.]

I've gotten stupid shit like, for Index, "Is your character a child? Yes No" or "Does your character fight? Yes No" and "Does your character fight against monsters? No Probably".

What? If she doesn't fight, HOW DOES SHE PROBABLY FIGHT MONSTERS?

[Anonymous No.]

It correctly guessed Takamachi Nanoha in 20 questions.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a feeling that a lot of newfags are playing this because I am getting straight wrong answers as the ideal ones for characters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1648701
"Is your character a child?" Yes / No
FFFFFFFFFF-

[Anonymous No.]

>>1648703
No, it's just the way it works.

[Alice Margatroid !DOlly2JvmY No.]

>>1648696

Finally got it.

I am bettering Akinator for future generations.

[Anonymous No.]

Example: The ideal answer to the question "is your character white-haired" for Ilya is "I don't know"

[Anonymous No.]

Well shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1648714

I am assuming it works by previous answers to that question when the person was thinking of that person, am I not right?

[Anonymous No.]

I was trying to get Ryougi Shiki and he gave me Rukia from motherfucking Bleach

I'm pretty mad right now

[Anonymous No.]

You thought of: Anise Tatlin (Tales of the Abyss)
I guessed: Alessa Gillespie (Silent Hill)

Well that's...close?

[Anonymous No.]

Every time he asks me if my character is French, I think of Ciel

Stop ruining my flash game, Ciel

[Anonymous No.]

Ah, he can get Hanyu now. That's cool. Now if I could only add a picture...

[Anonymous No.]

Took him long enough to answer Reinhard von Lohengramm. Last few times I was asking for Mein Kaiser he kept giving me Vash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1648728
7th try

[Anonymous No.]

>>1648590
>>1648650
It's right there goddamn

[Anonymous No.]

They say Tessa is a flat out "no" for "is your character blond?"

Read the novels faggots, Tessa's hair is literally "ash blond"

[Anonymous No.]

Ryougi Shiki

Does your character have a brother or sister?

Answered given Answer expected
Yes No


Are you trolling me you faggots?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1648768
I told you, FUCKING NEWFAGS!

[Anonymous No.]

I was going for Camille, but Amuro is close enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1648760
I don't see that option; I must have it blocked somehow. Even though the rest of the page works fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1648765
>>1648768
You do realize that it's using the questions to narrow down a giant list right? The answers it expected are not necessarily the "correct choice" for your character. It is assumed that your answers are always correct, but it was just guessing you would answer a certain way before you chose something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1648776
No, it's using the answers to the same questions that people have given it before. That's why it asks you who you were thinking of, so that it can record your answers too. You obviously don't understand how this works, so shut up.

[Anonymous No.]

How the fuck?

He got it right, btw

[Anonymous No.]

Damn, it IS good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1648772
same for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>1648795
Yeah, I did Coco a while back.

I'm surprised they can pick out VN characters when you say no to animated cartoons.

[博麗 霊夢 !7Pljvd3evs No.]

He got Reimu Hakurei but missed Hong Meiling and Nagi (Kannagi).

[Anonymous No.]

>>1648772
>>1648809
It only appears if
1. Your character has no picture
2. No picture is currently under review for your character

If it shows the option to correct the picture and there isn't one, it means there's one in review.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1648832
oh, okay. thanks anon

[Anonymous No.]

ffffffffffff first try

[pheplattite No.]

air <a href=http://www.oneview.de/url/details.jsf?urlId=54662992>cialis kaufen</a> hospital-up

[Anonymous No.]

>>1648422

doujin works don't count, asshole. God damn, if you said they were from a manga then sure. Otherwise you may as well count any peice of shit fanfic as canon for every character in Harry Potter.

'Has your character ever kissed you' 'SURE HARRY HAS, IN MY FANFIC!'

[Anonymous No.]

He's still getting Reimu every time, but he stumped me with a question or two, specifically:

'Is your character white?'

I went with 'I don't know' simply because every character in Touhou is white, but only because of art style. Reimu shouldn't be white given her origin, and in the games she's more of a sicky colour, but still I think she's meant to be white only in the sense all Japanese people are drawn white because white is awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

Ara ara, that's not president Aria at all.

[Anonymous No.]

Does your character fight with firearms? Probably
Does your character fight against monsters? No

Oh fuck you guys. He still gets her if I give him a second chance most the time, but come on. Reisen thought other youkai in the games she's appeared in which more or less should count as monsters in my book, and she doesn't use guns (only in fanart) it's just her danmaku kind of looks like bullets, or suppositories depending on your state of mind.

Hope they use the picture I submitted the other day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1648962

And neither is this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1648965
Reisen is from the moon, they used guns on the moon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1648962
>>1648968

I'm not stopping until Akinator gets this right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1648962
>>1648968
>>1648976

I've had enough of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1648972

I can see where you are coming from, but that's more 'Has your character ever used guns' rather then 'Does your character use guns'. Currently Reisen doesn't use guns even if she probably did in the past. Right now she fights with danmaku/magic like everyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

I did God, got the question "Is your character bad?"

Answered don't know, expected no.

Dohohohoho.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm teaching it about traps.

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck?

He was right though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1648994

Seems some people have been answering 'no' on Reimu a load since I've been looking for her. I always went with 'I don't know' because shit, it's Reimu.

Reimu thinks stealing is perfectly justified so long as the victim is youkai to the point she mugs them on a whim. I wouldn't say she's a bad person but even the Yama isn't sure she's a good person. Reimu does what Reimu wants and only does her duty because she feels people will think bad of her and donate less if she doesn't.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh fuck, I was thinking about a different trap but it guessed "Watarase Jun (Happiness!)"

[Anonymous No.]

>>1648962
>>1648968
>>1648976

I've had enough of this.

It's also guessed Togepi and Chi

[Anonymous No.]

>>1649024
Have you added the character yet? It can't guess stuff that isn't in the database.

[Anonymous No.]

Picked Yuna instead of Lenne

[Anonymous No.]

>>1649028

I added him in and it guessed it a couple tries later.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh man this line of questioning

>Have you ever fallen in love with your character?
>Does your character talk to you?
>Have you ever said hello to your character?
>Is your character very important to you?

I answered yes to all of these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1649072

>>Does your character talk to you?

You faggot. Everything else is correct.

[Anonymous No.]

Is your character a woman ? Yes Yes
Is your character a singer, or does he work with a singer (as a songwriter, producer, musician...)? No No
Is your character internationally famous? Yes No
Does your character have a son? No No
Is your character real? No No
Is your character from a Walt Disney animated feature? No No
Does your character fight? Yes Yes
Is your character an adult? Don't know No
Is your character from an anime (Japanese animation)? Yes No
Is your character black-haired? Yes Yes
Does your character fight with a sword? No No
Does your character have a brother or sister? No No
Can your character fly? Yes Yes
Is your character in love with someone? Yes No
Is your character a teenager? Yes Yes

[None !nmVOHsTRd. No.]

Hm.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I add characters or pictures to the database?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh come on now.

Or is this correct?

[Anonymous No.]

Has your character ever shaven his head?
Is your character bald?
Does your character have a shaved skull?
Does your character shave his head?

I just got that in a row, quite redundant if you ask me.

[Anonymous No.]

He's learning well.

Also, what should the picture be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1649120

This isn't funny, Akinator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1649127

[Anonymous No.]

>>1649120

This isn't funny, Akinator.

[Anonymous No.]

>Is your character German? Yes
>I think of... Saladin

PFFFFFFFFFFT

[Anonymous No.]

>>1649146
Ew, she's older than 10...

[Anonymous No.]

Just got Mystia.

[Anonymous No.]

Had Cuchulainn, got Jacques de Molay
Had Gilles de Rais, got Jacques de Molay

What the fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1649182
He's that awesome.
Hope you like templars.

[Anonymous No.]

Took him a while...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

He finally got Mokou after about five or six tries. Seriously, no love for the pissy phoenix?

>>1649097

What.

[Anonymous No.]

I tried for Nagi Sanzenin and got this. Which is still pretty fucking impressive if you ask me.

[MolesterJim No.]

>>1649246
You were probably NOT asked the 'Is you character blond' question.

Sometimes, it wastes questions in the beginning and misses some that would help narrow it down.

[Anonymous No.]

I tried Koakuma and got Patchy and Sanae. ¯\(º_o)/¯

[Anonymous No.]

Holy fuck he got Fuuko, this shit is scaring me.

[Dust of Osiris !U4ZKgLjqPw No.]

this thing has missed shinra multiple times, couldn't guess tamanee and half got sion

[Anonymous No.]

OWNED.

I was thinking of Yukari.

[Anonymous No.]

I was thinking of Hong Meiling...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1649394
Try asking more questions, sometimes he wastes turns by asking irrelevant ones at the start.
You may also have given a non-expected answer by mistake.

[Mizuhashi Parsee !!aALUgsfvfQD No.]

WHY DOES HE ONLY THINK OF ALICE?

[Anonymous No.]

That's not a blonde haired anime goddess with a dark side of sorts, and I don't remember her ever using a sword.

What's up with this thing? It asks specific questions that are unlikely to go anywhere (such as "is your character Brazilian" or "is your character a singer") before getting the general idea (gender, real or fictional, which medium/career field, etc.), keeps repeating questions, and lists characters that directly contradict your answers in big ways.

You'd think that it would have certain questions that it always asks first and would have certain highly relevant questions that ask about things that aren't subjective and can't be easily overlooked, forgotten, or mistaken (such as hair color, divinity, etc.) marked as questions that won't list any characters that get a "no" answer regarding it more than 50% of the time or something. It seems like the only ones that it never makes a mistake in are ones relating to gender and medium.

[Anonymous of Austria No.]

>>1649405
Alice? When I think of Alice, I always have to get past his inevitable Marisa guess. Must be the "blonde" question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1649410
The part of picking characters that contradicts your answer is slightly understandable, as it's possible for a couple of your answers to be inaccurate. However, your other points are correct. There should be a script included that calculates how many characters he would eliminate by getting yes or no on any question, and then only pick questions that would at least eliminate 20% of the characters. If someone would also control whether the questions can easily be answered incorrectly (simply by logging the questions which most often are answered incorrectly when he gets to compare the answers given to his expected answers), he should have a really fucking high certainty in his answers, assuming he has the character registered in his database.

[Anonymous No.]

....
Quention n : Is your character from an anime (Japanese animation)?
Question n+1: Is your character a ninja?
.....

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

[Anonymous No.]

He actually got it.

[Anonymous No.]

We should add more questions

[Anonymous No.]

Shit sucks, second time I get this.

[Anonymous No.]

what

also look the top ad

[Anonymous No.]

>>1649619
HOLY SHIT!

People loving their children? Worrying about their health and safety?

I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF PEOPLE DOING THAT BEFORE!

[BlickWinkel !arWAHAn1/. No.]

>>1649140

[Anonymous No.]

>>1649621

yeah, weird, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

Guessed Dj Sharpnel, go Sasuke.

WHAT. THE. FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

What the hell, man. Talk to me, Akinator.

[Anonymous No.]

He never seems to get any of the iM@S chars on the first try for me. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

I just realized that it doesn't keep count of the questions it's asked.

Does it automatically give up after 20?

[Anonymous No.]

Is 'Details' broken for anyone else?

Whenever I try to see what the expected answers were, it shows me someone's try of some random person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1650274
Same here, I think it shows the details of the last person who played, which is kinda lame.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you add a picture for a character that has none yet? I don't see the option anywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>1650274
>>1650458
Are you waiting for it to let you pick who you were thinking of? It lets you click "details" briefly before it shows that screen, and it breaks if you click that instead of saying who you had in mind.

[Anonymous No.]

Goku = ⑨?

[Anonymous No.]

well damn, he guessed Shiki pretty quickly.

This is fun.

[Anonymous No.]

shit, he is good

[CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM No.]

I've had to add someone every time I've tried this, because he's never gotten any right. ಠ_ಠ

[Haruhi Maniac !OK8FhyWNXk No.]

>Does your character have small breasts?
WELL, HARUHI'S AREN'T EXACTLY BIG, BUT I WOULDN'T SAY THEY ARE SMALL.

[Haruhi Maniac !OK8FhyWNXk No.]

>>1650611
Oh wait, that small breast one was question 20 and right after it he got it right.
Mother fucker.

[Anonymous No.]

Bitch doesn't know 'bout my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

This shit sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>1650678
He knew mine though

[Anonymous No.]

Question 1: Is it a touhou?

[Anonymous No.]

Whoo, Parsee!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1650716

Mine too. Bricks were shat.

[Anonymous No.]

Awesome!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1650733
>>1650735
CIELMIND

[Anonymous No.]

Weeaboos.

[Mizuhashi Parsee !!aALUgsfvfQD No.]

>>1650797
>Weeaboos.
>4chan
>/jp/
lol

[ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ !!y3THaBKuFhW No.]

wat.

[the official /jp/ tripfriend !KVzOEaUpQc No.]

>>1650808
Back to your blackwater trolling, you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1649453
Admins should remove the crap questions people have put in it.

[Anonymous No.]

Can't guess my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK YES!

[Anonymous No.]

Oh wow!
I was going for Aeka, but he guessed...my ideal lover.
I think that would still count though.

[Chardo No.]

for anyone who can upload pictures, can you get Aile from MZX and add this picture? he already guessed it for me but it just wont give me the option to upload pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1651035
;_; You heartless bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1651035
I miss the shitstorm threads we used to have over this picture.

[Anonymous No.]

Got Flandre on third try.

First two tries gave me Yukari and Alice...

[Chardo No.]

I find interesting how I thought about bikko, but he never found her, so I added her to the list, the second time I tried, he asked me completely unrelated questions, BUT got bikko, holy shit.

[Anonymous of the Confederacy !6WLOYpwYgg No.]

"Does your character live in your country" is a stupid question.

[Anonymous No.]

The image for this needs to be changed to something better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1651205
It's a question used just in case you're thinking of "You".

[Anonymous No.]

>>1651270
And other personal relations like your own mother, father, brother, sister, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

He got Remi on first try.

brix

[Anonymous No.]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Anonymous No.]

GG web genius.

You got me...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>1651448
teh

[Anonymous No.]

It would be awesome if I could answer more than three questions before it fucks up.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>1651500
>IE
there's your problem

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY FUCKING COCKMONKEYS

[Anonymous No.]

>>1651517
Works even worse in firefox, so no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1651517
Excuse my faggotry, but it doesn't run in the latest Firefox/Flash/Shockwave Player.

[reiserFS !Hc6EcVkstI No.]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Anonymous No.]

>>1651522
How odd.
He said Kaguya when I was thinking of Patchouli, and then he said Patchouli when I was thinking f Kaguya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1651558

Hmm.

Well, I was thinking of Kaguya, and that basically came as an utter blow to the gut.
The questions were so vague, too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1651533
I have all those and it works mostly (won't let me upload pictures, but everything else seems to work). Of course, you have to allow scripts to run.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1651569
I did that.

[Anonymous No.]

OH SHIT

I GUESSED RAN BUT HE GUESSED YUKARI WHAT A CHUMP BITHCH

[Anonymous No.]

First try he got who I was going for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1651533
>Shockwave
wat? Shit's dead, let it rest in peace.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey /jp/.

When he asks if a character is internationally famous or if a character is famous at all, what do you answer? I always answer NO because anime characters are not well known like movie celebrities like Brad Pitt or whatever. Do you think I should answer YES to him?

For example a touhou character, marisa, can she be considered internationally famous? or famous at all?

[Anonymous No.]

How do I add pictures for the characters that doesn't have one.

[Anonymous No.]

Ok, I know we're all getting bored of this but this was unexpected.