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http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=1KwPvPaLRtU&feature=related

Typical /jp/ lurkers

>> No.1647243

Hi, repost, thanks for the totally unrelated picture >_<

>> No.1647248

>au
I always omit this so people won't know I'm Australian.

>> No.1647249
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1647249

Sorry bro, I'm too busy playing that moe Agatha Christie porn game. I can't watch your video.

>> No.1647255

I was expecting a video on that little girl shown in the image. Instead, I get two older, much more annoying girls...

>> No.1647284

This was already posted in the "womaneseanonymous" thread

Also they aren't lurkers they probably post.

Their other videos, lol

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=HY4v31LRhZ4

>> No.1647285

>>1647284
Also actually watch the first like 5 seconds of that video I linked

"hare hare yukai desu" ffuuuuuccccc

>> No.1647292

Is the picture just there to exacerbate the horror by contrasting those harpies with the perfect girl?

>> No.1647303

>>1647300
Is it perhaps because she's holding "Lolita" and "American Psycho"?

>> No.1647300

>>1647240

That picture really freaks me out for some reason.... I'm not sure why.

>> No.1647304

>>1647300
Because she is
1. immensely attractive
and
2. a little girl

your compulsion is to hug her, your sexual desire is to fuck her, but society and common sense tell you that only monsters would look at her twice.

>> No.1647305

>>1647303

HOLY FUCK YOU'RE RIGHT!

>> No.1647308

>>1647284
>>1647285
Atrocious. I'm not suggesting I could dance better, but certainly I could have cut out the first 30 seconds where she stands there and fidgets.

>> No.1647309

>>1647303
my brother was killed by those books

>> No.1647311

>>1647248
You just add jp in the front so people know you are wap

>> No.1647317

>>1647305
Of course I'm right. You don't have to tell me this.

>> No.1647320

I got it
Like that
It's so good
And so fresh
What up bitch
What up bitch
What up bitch
We ganxxxta
We got it like that

>> No.1647330

>>1647304

You know, as much as I am loathe to admit it, she is rather attractive.... She has a lot of potential to turn out well.
I am wondering if she actually plans to read those books...My head aspolde just thinking about it.

>> No.1647337

>>1647330
>as much as I am loathe to admit it
learning not to loathe yourself is the final step
the first step is accepting that you can find little girls attractive without being a rapist or murderer

>> No.1647348

>>1647337

What if the problem is not her age but her dimensions?

>> No.1647362

>>1647348
then you are deeply, deeply in denial.

perhaps that's a good thing, I know more than one person who chooses the "3D pig disgusting" crutch because he physically couldn't help going after real little girls otherwise.

Some of us (most of us) have more self-control than that, but yea, if you need to, definitely stick to 2D. It's safer.

>> No.1647365

>>1647348
Then you're just in denial.

>> No.1647379

There are tons of photos of the girl in the OP pic. Her father takes pictures of her and her two sisters a lot. She's 6, IIRC.

>> No.1647382

>>1647379
he's also a pedophile.

>> No.1647384

Now guys...How would she feel if she knew that people on /jp/ were calling her attractive?

>> No.1647388

>>1647379
I think 7 or 8 in that picture, but yea, pictures since she was born, but really started taking lots of them when she was 5-6

She's a beauty. There are also quite a few of her chest, which is...*cough* nice

>> No.1647389

>>1647384
Delighted? Thrilled? Validated? Attractive?

>> No.1647390

>>1647379
No, she's older. But he no longer has the images of her public because... well, probably because of 4chan. But he just says they're private now.

>> No.1647391

>>1647384
happy i hope...i would not want to make her cry or be sad

>> No.1647392
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1647392

>>1647382

>> No.1647393

>>1647389
Disturbed? Freaked out? Scared? Calling the police?

>> No.1647394

Fuck, I want to hug her.

>> No.1647396

>>1647388
Where can I find those now that her father's made the collection private?

>> No.1647398

>>1647390
http://flickr.com/photos/tingreen/tags/mara/
doesn't seem all that private to me

>> No.1647399

>>1647393

Little girls take compliments well.

>> No.1647401
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1647401

>>1647396
You can't.

>> No.1647403

>>1647398
Well fuck me, they were made private not too long ago, so I stopped checking. Fucking awesome.

>> No.1647404

>>1647399
From a bunch of unwashed strangers?

>> No.1647409
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1647409

I really want one

>> No.1647408

>>1647398
I don't know why, but I bookmarked that page. How peculiar.

>> No.1647412

Poor girl. Put away your dikx /jp/

>> No.1647414

>>1647408
Was it because of the picture of her bare chest?

>> No.1647415

That girl and her whole family look very healthy

Why is this and how do I get that way

>> No.1647418

>>1647404
Excuse me, but I am not unwashed. I've been getting a lot of attention from kids lately because my hand is in bandages, and I've complimented some of them on being cute when I knew their parents wouldn't overhear, and they'd give me these fucking HNNNNNNNNG smiles and say "Thanks" shyly.

>> No.1647426

/jp/ - Just Pedos

>> No.1647427

>>1647418
Truly the greatest gift to man is the smile of a little girl

>>1647415
They're rich and eat good food

>> No.1647428

>>1647408
Was it because of the picture of her bare chest?

>> No.1647438

>>1647418
Why is your hand in bandages?

>> No.1647431

>>1647404

From pretty much anyone that can manage not to be terribly scary. Not niggers, though, so you're out of luck.

>> No.1647432

http://flickr.com/photos/tingreen/2885995900/
Fuck yeah, legally considered cp in most countries. Do not click if you are the subject of government surveillance.

>> No.1647433

>>1647418
Because that's not creepy or anything

>> No.1647440

>>1647418

FUCK YOU BANDAGE MAN.

>> No.1647442

>>1647412
What's a dikx?

>> No.1647443

>>1647432
Britfag here

Goodbye forever, I'll be in prison by Monday

>> No.1647452

>>1647432

>Do not click if you are the subject of government surveillance.

oh god fuck

how do i rig my computer to explode

>> No.1647456

>>1647438
2nd degree burns over my thumb, index finger, and palm. I can't drive, write (right hand), cut food, etc at all, and things like typing, fapping, and other stuff is troublesome, but all the little girls coming over and asking "What's wrong with your hand, mister?" and "Oh wow, are you okay?" or "I'm sorry you're hurt..." etc kinda makes up for it. Kinda.

>> No.1647461

>>1647456
Where the fuck do you go that means little girls are free to roam over to you?

Last time a little girl even spoke to me was...

...well I was a little boy

>> No.1647464

>>1647452
Put the harddrive in the microwave, quick!

>> No.1647468

http://flickr.com/photos/tingreen/2853750623/

That's it

all of my latent attraction to adults is now dead

I am condemned to a life of pedophilia and pining after a fantasy ;_;

>> No.1647471

>>1647456
That sucks. I hope your hand heals quickly, anon.

>> No.1647476

Last time I talked to a little girl was when one of my co-workers brought his daughter into work...She walked up to one of my friends and I because we were talking about games and said that her my little pony game pwned unreal tournament 3. It was fucking hilarious.

>> No.1647486

>>1647452
http://hackaday.com/2008/09/16/how-to-thermite-based-hard-drive-anti-forensic-destruction/
Might be hard to do on short notice though

>> No.1647488

>>1647476
that's pretty fucking awesome

>> No.1647494

>>1647461
I've been going to the acute care clinic daily to have the bandaging replaced and have more cream slathered on the burn. Tons of kids in there for whatever reason. But the doctor specifically told me that while I'm on Vicodin I can't let the drowsiness overwhelm me and I have to keep exercising (she was saying this like I normally do), so I've been walking too (the air feels good on my hand), and I have both an elementary school a block from my house, and a library/park behind that. So there are kids everywhere around here. It was completely coincidence that I timed my walks for 2:30 every day, when the kids are getting out of school. Complete coincidence.

>> No.1647498

Can looking at some of the less legal pictures on that guy's Flickr actually cause legal problems? Srsly guys.

>> No.1647502

>>1647494
How did you burn you hand?

>> No.1647505

>>1647502
friction burn fapping to CP

>> No.1647508

>>1647476
She also had a valid argument.

>> No.1647512

>>1647471
There are several things that make it alright. My loli imouto offering to help me with "anything I need" for example.

>> No.1647520

>>1647498
In Police State Britain, probably.

>> No.1647528

>>1647461

Little girls aren't yet so disinclined to the ugly. It's enough to stand out, even if only for how hideous you are. You're either unapproachable or terribly boring.

>> No.1647534

>>1647520
What about in the US?

>> No.1647537

>>1647502
Bacon grease. I got home at like midnight on Monday night and decided I wanted hot food. So I started making bacon and eggs. When I finished making the bacon, and started pouring the grease into a tin, my dog must have though I was putting it in a bowl for her or something, so she came up to beg and bumped me (she's a German Shepherd, so when she "bumps" people it can knock someone over) and I ended up pouring basically all the grease over my hand instead. Fresh off the pan. I wager it had to be at near 300 degrees, since I had the stove on "6" of 8, and water boils at 3-4.

>> No.1647538

>>1647508

Neither of us could believe the nerve she had walking up to a couple of fully grown men to tell them their FPS games suck ass and her games ruled. I'm not sure if she knew what she was doing and understood the concept of being facetious or what, but it was still a riot. We laughed for quite a while after she left.

>> No.1647548

>>1647534
You're safe! Just remember to thank God for sending us His son Barack to guide us when next you say your prayers.

>> No.1647549

>>1647537
Ow.

>> No.1647550

Little girls have a strange power over grown men

I don't think I could ever say no to one

I'm going to make a terrible father

>> No.1647553

>>1647534

Do you suspect the FBI have a warrantless wiretap on your phone? Do they have reason to be watching you? I'd be worried. Get some thermite.

>> No.1647565

Sometimes I wish I was white, so I could have a blonde loli daughter

But then I realise that little brown girls are the best, and I feel better

Too bad I'll never have a girlfriend, never mind a daughter

>> No.1647567

>>1647553
No and no. I'm know that CP is illegal to own and I don't own any, I just didn't know if it was legal or could cause trouble if one happens to run across it on an otherwise legitimate website.

>> No.1647569

>>1647567
>I know*

>> No.1647573

>>1647567
http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/03/20/2323247&from=rss

The FBI are always up to subversive shit

>> No.1647576

Unless you're some registered sex offender that picture is fine.

Flickr has taken down pictures of little girls smoking before because they thought it was breaking some rule, so if that is still up and popular than you'll guaranteed get in no legal trouble.

>> No.1647583

>>1647576
>Flickr has taken down pictures of little girls smoking before
I fucking hate this world

>> No.1647587

>>1647443
>>1647452
What, post gone lol.

>> No.1647591

>>1647583
Little girls shouldn't smoke.

>> No.1647594

>>1647583
>>1647591

http://schani.wordpress.com/2007/09/22/flickr-censorship-is-getting-sillier-every-day/

>> No.1647597

>>1647594
He's right though, little girls shouldn't smoke.
It is against the law.

>> No.1647601

>>1647591
>>1647597
So?

How is viewing a picture of a criminal activity a crime?

How come only when it comes to kids, is it a crime to look at a picture?

>> No.1647602

>>1647576
All right, thanks.

>>1647573
Fucking lame.

>> No.1647613

>>1647337
Cause its not rape if a 10 year old says she wants to play with that thing you have between your legs, right?.

>> No.1647615

>>1647601
Never said anything about the criminal status of the picture. I just said that little girls shouldn't smoke. It's quite unhealthy.

>> No.1647617

>>1647597
Not really. It's a crime to buy cigarettes, not smoke them.

>> No.1647621

>>1647613
Who the fuck let a female in here?

>> No.1647631

>>1647613

Actually, if she drugs you, ties you to your bed, beats you bloody, and then plays with your cock and balls it IS rape...For you!

>> No.1647629

>>1647617
Pretty sure the crime is in possession, not purchase or use. Though use necessitates possession, so it's illegal by proxy.

>> No.1647632

>>1647631
Statutory haha

>> No.1647635

>>1647615

Also disgusting. It's fine for the discarded old sluts, but the little ones should stay pure.

>> No.1647637

>>1647629
False. At least in north america, you're just not allowed to sell or purchase them for people under x age but you can't arrest a minor for smoking.

>> No.1647641

>>1647615
That applies to adults, too.

>> No.1647642

>>1647621
I'd say it 's athens, but athens isn't that subtle, he'd just say "This is wrong."

Back on topic, any loli imouto stories?

>> No.1647648

>>1647637
You seem to be well educated on this matter. You're a smoker too, aren't you?

>> No.1647649

>>1647641
Well, you shouldn't have to tell them that. They're old and they should know better.

>> No.1647673

I should note that almost looked at that gallery a few times and then gave up. I'm desperately trying to deny that part of myself... It's sad that I have to go do something else to take my mind off this. I hate you guys.

>> No.1647676

lol, OP's post became totally irrelevant to the conversation.

>> No.1647679

>>1647673
Denial gets you nowhere but further into a knot of frustration and self-hatred.

Acceptance grants you clarity of vision and a self-worth that, while you may not be happy with who you are, you can at least know that you're okay with it. Ever since I accepted who I am I've been a lot happier in life. Sure, I have to be cautious, but I no longer have to try to pretend I'm someone I'll never be.

>> No.1647684

>>1647673
You don't have to deny it, you should learn to embrace it.

Face it, and you'll release yourself from years of mental torment, and possibly even a wasted life.

You could find salvation in it. A fried of mine channels his energy into working for a not-for-profit organisation that helps local schools and community projects. This was after he "came out" to me about being attracted to his stepsister (she was 8 or 9) and losing his job because he was too depressed to go to work. Now he's really happy. Happy enough that he doesn't hang out with my sorry ass on IRC anymore anyway lol.

Point is, denial isn't a good place to be. I've been there.

>> No.1647688

>>1647676
Uhh, OP's picture is central to the conversation

>> No.1647698

>>1647679

I can't do it...

>> No.1647699

>>1647688
I meant his youtube link.

>> No.1647710

>>1647698
It's not an immediate thing. You can't just say "Okay, I am now okay with being a pedophile." Give it a few weeks. Teach yourself not to immediately block things from your mind. Don't try to think of something else when you see a cute little girl, feel free to acknowledge that she's cute and that you'd like the pleasure on her face as she orgasms. Take the time to accept your thoughts, and you will feel a great weight lifted from your chest, and life will become much easier to live.

>> No.1647738

>>1647684

Sorry, still hanging onto the idea that I can succeed in a healthy relationship. I'm already very successful professionally, now I just have to fix my personal life. I'm sick of all my friends being guys.
I also don't want to keep secrets from anyone. I don't want to live with that guilt so I just avoid all of it. I still cave in and hit danbooru and read KnJ now and then, but even that is dwindling. I think I'm winning the battle.

>> No.1647781

>>1647738
Man. If only you understood just how badly you were losing. I almost pity you for trying so hard to deceive yourself, because all it will take is one incident and all of a sudden that perfect image you will have created is gone, and you'll have nothing to do but come to terms with it, and at the expense of so much else.

You may be successful, and if that's the path you choose, I wish you luck. You will need it so that nothing ever happens to ruin what you're making.

>> No.1647794

>>1647684
>>1647710
Why would you want to accept that part of you, though? Sure, you may be much happier, but risking the world seeing you for who you are, getting put on a sex offender list, why would that be worth that kind of risk?

Honestly, as long as someone like you is able to control yourself to where you'd never try to fuck with somebody's kid IRL then I don't give a shit about it.

>> No.1647796

>>1647794
The pedo fuck got banned.

>> No.1647804

why the fuck are you guys talking about CP and jail time when those pictures have been up on Flickr without incident

>> No.1647806

>>1647796
That was just 1 guy?

>> No.1647808

89 posts and 4 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

A few minutes ago, this was over 100

>> No.1647811

>>1647781

Wow, that may be the most profound thing I have ever read on 4chan. Your words actually hurt. lol

>> No.1647826

For some reason this thread made me want to watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGyKmvQesgs

>> No.1647828
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1647828

Why the fuck didn't he just delete the whole thread?

>> No.1647836

>>1647828

Half-hearted?

>> No.1647837

>>1647828
Well, perhaps he was banned for some unrelated thing and it just happens to remove the posts you were just reading a while ago.

>> No.1647840

>>1647828
Nobody reported the first post.

>> No.1647845

>>1647794

>you'd never try to fuck with somebody's kid IRL

Well duuh...I don't think any of us would ever go that far...Or at least I hope we wouldn't.

>> No.1647849

>>1647840
Ah, I'll get on it then.

>> No.1647851

>>1647840
I reported his (pedo) latest post.

>>1647837
He was probably banned for openly being a pedophile.

>> No.1647853
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1647853

>>1647851
ugh

>> No.1647856

>>1647851
Unless there's evidence, everything is just coincidence.

>> No.1647859

>>1647851

He could have been trolling for lulz too, I suppose.

>> No.1647867

>>1647851

Yes, but what did the scouter say about his power level?

>> No.1647866

>>1647828
>>1647837
>>1647851
Actually, I'm the anon whose posts disappeared. I'm not banned... yet. I figure the mod just hasn't arrived yet to actually ban me. But that does bring up a good question of "why not the whole thread?"

>> No.1647868

wasn't he the 3 am loli imouto guy?

>> No.1647871

>>1647859
>trolling
why does everything these days have to be "trolling"?

on 4chan "trolling" has expanded to cover every conceivable type of joking around

>> No.1647877

>>1647868
Yes, I am. If I do get banned, then well... no story when my hand heals I guess?

>> No.1647881

>>1647866
It was a janitor. He can't ban people, just delete posts.

>> No.1647889

>>1647881
I forgot we even had them. How boring...

>> No.1647890

>>1647881
Oh I figure as much, but something tells me I'm on the list to be banned. This won't be the first time I've been banned for being a pedophile.

>> No.1647896

>>1647890
they can't ban all of us

/jp/ needs some sort of revolution

step up to the plate, we won't be pushed around etc.

or not. maybe I'll just quietly go back to browsing loli.pant.su

>> No.1647901

>>1647896
>they can't ban all of us
Really? Why not?

>> No.1647907

>>1647901
because then /jp/ would be a ghost board, with only kordox and athens and the 3 anons who like discussing japanese grammar and pretending to be "corean".

>> No.1647911

>>1647907
And Remillia pretending to be a lesbian.

>> No.1647914

>>1647907
As opposed to the anons who like pretending they are pedophiles.

>> No.1647919

>>1647914
Oh, I'm doing no pretending here.

>> No.1647918

>>1647901
Proxies and dynamic IPs. They could just pull the plug if they really want to. I don't see how moot benefits with us here.

>> No.1647927
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1647927

>>1647914
>pretending

>> No.1647931

>>1647918
Wait a minute. The ads were removed a while back. How is he keeping this site up?

>> No.1647936

>>1647907
Correction: The three anons who like flaunting their broken Japanese while BAWWWWing at each other with accusations of Korean heritage

>> No.1647938

This thread got hilarious after the janitor-faggotry.

>> No.1647939

>>1647931
Same way youtube funded itself for the first year

corporate sponsorship

4chan is actually owned by Wendy's, the fast food chain

>> No.1647942

>>1647939
USO.

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1647958

>>1647942
Does this look like a lying face to you?

>> No.1647963

>>1647958
>woman
>face of a liar
She's probably a whore too.

>> No.1648009

>>1647576
Of course, you say "little girl smoking" and I think of the Sammi picture posted on /b/ all the time.
>>1647684
Of course he's happy. Charity, little kids... How close to the kids is he again?
>>1647794
Sex offender's list? You are an idiot, or your countries laws are fucked up. In America at least, you can run into the middle of the street and scream "I'm a pedophile!" and you won't be put on the sex offender's list for it. Being a pedo isn't against the law. Being honest about it isn't either.
It is, however, still a societal taboo.
>>1647939
That's somehow believable.

>> No.1648023

>>1648009
Actually, there is a list, but only those who break the law are on it. There's a actually a search engine for it online. However, even if you don't break the law, getting media attention is pretty much the same fate.

>> No.1648028

>>1648009
You can, however, be put on the sex offender list for such minor offenses as public urination.
Get caught pissing behind the dumpster down at the pub? Welcome to having everyone in the neighborhood warned about you as a sexual predator.

>> No.1648039

>>1648028
And statutory rape. My friend from high school is on the registry, because his girlfriend's family didn't like the cut of his jib. they were less than a year apart, age-wise.

>> No.1648079

>>1647828
best thread on /jp/

>> No.1648117

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ｉｓｔ　ｔｈｉｎｇ，　ｓｈｏｕｌｄ　ｉ　ｂｅ　ｗｏｒｒｉｅｄ　ｉｆ
　ｓｅｖｅｒａｌ　（３　ｕｎｃｌｅｓ　ａｎｄ　１　ｃｏｕｓｉｎ）　
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ｆｆｅｎｄｅｒｓ

>> No.1648118

>>1648079
Doesn't usually stop them. Which means Janitor is participating in the conversation.

>> No.1648120

>>1648117

That depends. What kind of sex offender crime?

Remember, something as silly as urinating in public can be considered a sex offender crime in some parts of the world.

>> No.1648123

>>1648117
Probably not, if it includes lolis, you should probably congratulate them. Hell, there's a guy in my neighborhood that got convicted of a felony reserved for those that actually have sex with someone under 11.

>> No.1648132

>>1648123
>guy in my neighborhood that ... actually have sex with someone under 11.

Did you bake him a cake? I would bake him a cake.

>> No.1648135

>>1648132
no but I did go to his house and ask to shake his hand

it felt good

a man's hand

>> No.1648140

>>1647936

Filthy corean.

>> No.1648147

>>1648135
Was there any "well I got counseling for that, and YOU should too, pedophilia is EVIL!"

Did they brain wash him?

>> No.1648150

１　ｕｎｃｌｅ　”ｌｅｗｄ　ａｃｔｓ　ｗｉｔｈ　ａ　ｃｈｉｌｄ　ｆｏ
ｒ　ｓｅｘｕａｌ　ｇｒａｔｉｆａｃａｔｉｏｎ”

>> No.1648158

>>1648150
That means you should bake your Uncle a cake.
Bake him a cake.

>> No.1648322

>>1647896

I assume that's just a loli site right?
Not that I'll go there...just curious.

>> No.1648327

>>1648322
visit the goddamn site, what are you scared of?

>> No.1648329

>>1648327

Uhm....Everything?

>> No.1648341
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>>1648329
>>1648322
yes. it's just a loli site. but it's pretty awesome.

>> No.1648806

>>1648341
Wasn't there a scandal with that sight a while back?

>> No.1648812

>>1648341
Wasn't there a scandal with that site a while back?

>> No.1648828

>>1648812
enlighten me

>> No.1649340

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmFAuAN3GOE&NR=1

My rage is superior.

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