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I want to punch Yukari!
>>16450856There's no way. Yukari is the strongest Touhou.
>>16450877[X] tell Yukari that she never finished collage[X] tell Yukari that she ran away to this fantasy world to run away from reality[X] punch Yukari as she's off guardIt's not that hard, son.
Is there any other 2hu as perfect as Yukari?I mean, you can claim that your fsvorite 2hu is better but at the end of the day you know that is not true.Yukarin is the definion of perfectness and truly nobody on Gensokyo can top her.
>>16450856I'm going to punch Yukari's womb with my penis.
>>16451013Alice is the only perfect Touhou.
>>16451182How can a stage 3 boss friendless neet be perfect?Answer: she is not
>>16451271she's an EX boss too
>>16451013her design just kind of stands out and blends together so wellshe's also interesting and has a lot going on.
>>16451468and Yukari is a phantasm, the only one
Relying on hierarchy as a reason to like or love is demeaning in a way.
>>16453043but i like her because of the way she is, anon
>>16451271To be fair, even as a Phantasm boss Yukari is a lazy NEET with two friends maximum and a fox-computer as her only companions.
>>16453119So like us, only a smart, sexy and powerful BBA.
I always found something unsettling about Yukari. It makes it impossible to fap to her or even think about her for too long.
>>16453197if you gaze into the gap long enough, the gap will gazes back into you.
>>16453197Probably because she might be watching you fap to pictures of her.
I want to steal Yukari panties!
>>16453255>implying she doesn't like it
>>16453270>tfw will never be fapping to Yukarin when suddenly she pops out of a gap and watches you amusedly
>>16453293>tfw yukarin will never fuck you after that and turn you into a youkai
>>16453270>>16453293>>16453368Cut that shit out.
>>16453270>>16453293>>16453368Who are you all quoting? He sounds like a fag.
>>16453708>>16453768Samefag please get out
When will Yukari reinforce the border?
>>16454043Why Yukari would govern a country full of fat and weak people who believe more in her weapons than themselves?.
Take your pick1. Yukari is Merry2. Yukari is Merry's mother or relative3. They're unrelated aside from borders
>>164542163. I really like red herrings.
>>16454216I don't like the first two choices, so I'll just say 3.Alternatively, Maribel is Yukari's tulpa or avatar made out of boredom or to experience life as a human instead of a gap-lurking Lovecraftian Outer God. Like how DMs create DMPCs to play their own games.
>>16454486Why are Eirinfags so salty about Yukarifags?Is because Yukari is better?
>>16454530Because Eirin is tsundere about Yukari. but sadly Yukari'll never notice her because she has already a better girl to hang out, while Eirin has to keep caring of that kuso princess.
>>16454216I think it's one.>Is Merry related to Yukari somehow?>How should I say this. In the past, there was this Lafcadio Hearn. Don't think too much about this.I don't really see any other way that could be interpreted.
WHY YUKARI IS A WHORE ?
>>16455822she's not, she's not as slutty as sanae
>>16455874<span class="sjis"> A WHORE [/spoiler]
>>16455888i demand you stop insulting lady yukari
>>16455888>>16455897<span class="sjis"> OF BABYLON [/spoiler]
>>16455921Yukari never went to babylonshe's a weeb who moved to japan
>>16455822Don't call her that
there is enough evidence to conclude that she is indeed a whore.
>>16457458Yukari is redpilled
>>16457458I can thoroughly prove through experimentation that your conclusion is, in fact, incorrect.
>>16455822Because dat ass...post more
"I'll always be watching you, Lunarian,ALWAYS."
>>16459411Eirin is old, OLD!
Yukarin's silky gloves!
>>16461270So is Yukari
YUKARI IS A NASTY SLUT.
>>16463387>>16463978This is one of my all time favorites
Ahhh.... the good old days when I called Yukari my "waifu" and worshiped her. Unfortunately, all illusions must eventually come to an end.
>>16465780Clearly your taste is shitunless it's ran because ran is fine
>>16463387stop bullying yukari you monster
>>16465849I no longer have a taste. That which does not exist can't be shit, just how it can't be anything else.
>>16466655Cat literally got your tongue ?
>>16465764Extend Party 3
The strongest character isn't a man? What kind of otherworldly nonsense is this? Must be some butch feminist kinda stuff.
>>16467558When you got a mystical fantasy land that's 90% overpowered girls it's hard to have strong male characters.It's another world based on nonsense.
Chen is the secret puppet master of gensokyo. Has the tightest pussy, and is able impose her conservative political ideology on everyone. She also gets the D frequently.
>>16467617Is Chen sealed like Rumia?
>>16453686What was the game name?
I'll save you, Yukari!
>>16476006You'll need to wake her up first.
>>16476544Do you think Letty wakes Yukarin up before she disappears?
>>16476571Yukari can't wake up.
>>16476576Can't wake up inside?
>>16477490Exactly. When she needs to wake up in order to do something, she gaps herself outside.
Yog-Sothoth pretending to be an anime girl
>>16488429...a smiling cute!
>>16488429interested in locomotives
>>16489270If she can gap trains to the battlefield, why not planes, ships, or missiles?
>>16489318It's more aesthetic to come out of dark tunnels, the gaps don't have to be weird shapes to accomodate wings and mundane explosives are redundant with danmaku
>>16489345>mundane explosives are redundant with danmakuI know for a fact I want Yukari to start lobbing anti-ship missiles at people though.Then again, I don't imagine she'd be very willing to do something with explosives considering the possible damage to Gensokyo.
>>16489270I still don't understand how running someone over with a train is within the spell card rules.
>>16489667The spell card system just specifies for you to describe what spell you're going to use, and it's the opponent's job to dodge it. So a "fuck you, here's a train" spellcard is technically fair game as well as long as the opponent knows it's coming.Although, it's entirely possible Yukari just does not give a fuck.
>>16488429...a chuu chuu!
Yukari is not even the strongest character. What is her appeal now?
>>16494661She's pure speculation fuel. ZUN will never reveal anything about her so everyone can interpret her how they wish.
>>16494661Who is the strongest character then? The one that can dish out the most damage? The one who can survive the most?
>>16488429in need of a big hug!
>>16494661her power is broken when taken literally and only anti-powers and raw power really outmatch that
>>16496321The one who can take a lot of dicks once.
I want to kick Yukari in the butt, dude.
>>16497959That's playing with matches in a dynamite factory, dood!
>>16454106FOR SCIENCE! And poor Yuuka and Mima, and possibly to allow Sariel to get some GOD DAMNED SLEEP THEY NEVER SHUT UUUUUUUUPPP!!!!!!
I want to take Yukari to the dance floor!
>>16497958I want to post the goober Tommy face, but I also think that's a horrible thing to do to the people of this board.
>>16457458There was that one doujin where she was a delivery girl, but the guy tried to kick her out because he wanted a little girl, and then she convinces him to marry her through sex. I like that doujin.
You're in public when suddenly Yukari opens a gap in your pants and forces your chinpo through so she can satisfy her lust. Now what?
>>16499237Can't she gap her chinpo in my mouth instead?
>>16499246What if she gapped YOUR chinpo into your mouth instead?
>>16499601If is my own chinpo is not gay, right?
*gaps a train behind you*nothing personell kid
No in my watch
>>16512582I need it, I must rest my hand on yukarins cute fat belly and play a lot with it!
Kiss!ing with Yuyuko
>>16512582That actually sold out?
>>16514445i bought all of them
>>16514939Can you send me one?
gappy makes me happy
>>16524865Too bad gappy hates you
>>16524865But he has four balls man. FOUR BALLS. That ain't normal
>>16525348how many dicks tho
>>16524876who is gappy when you take off the hat?
>>16525348That means twice the amount of love juice he can ejaculate into Yasuho.
>>16525348Does he also have four dicks?
>>16526281>>16528628Only one dick thoIt's like that shit ain't right.
>>16467558Unzan would be the strongest if Ichirin wasn't holding him back.
>>16467558Get out of /jp/You must be either crossboarding scum or a lame troll.Get out of /jp/
>>16488794I want to cuddle the lurker at the threshold!
>>16539410Ah the good old days.
pictured: the average Yukarifag
>>16551104Needs more diaper hat
>>16563620I hate when they cry crocodile tears
It's Valentine's Day! I love you, Yukari-sama!
>>16564390Indeed, by me.
>>16564423Can I clean your hairy smelly armpits with my tongue please Reimoo?
>>16564475I'm sorry, but I'm not the miko you're looking for. Try asking there >>16478542
>>16564534Thanks, but if you aren't Reimoo then who are you?Don't tell me Yukari is cheating on Reimu..
I hate yukari because she's inches taller than me
>>16566218How tall is Yukari anyway?
>>16563620Too bad that shit went to NTR/Rape with part 3.
I want to passionately kiss Yukari and have worthless Yukarifag /jp/sies watch.
>>16566287As tall as she wants to be.
>>16566287Shorter than Kasen.
>>16566287What kinds of Yukari do you like?
>>16566287Well, we know how tall Marisa is canonically, so if we find a good comparison with her we should be able to know.Unless there's an official height for Yukari somewhere and I don't know about it or forgot about it.
>>16572348me on the right
>>16494661Someone should taking care of her son?
>>16450845>Yukarinn Daisuki!More like Yukarinrin die, сука.
>>16572364I checked the book that came from. There is NO height listed anywhere in there. The number was pulled out of ass from what I can tell.
>>16572348The one with the big futa dong
>>16574173So all of them?
>>16455822When you live for 1000+ years, and you are demonstrably more powerful than almost everyone in your own plane, then a natural consequence is that you fuck a maximum number of people at once at the same time, because you can.Yukari is a whore because Yukari a shitty 1000+ years grandma Mary Sue.
>>16579701She would have to actually be liked by others to be a Mary Sue. Instead she resorts to feeding dandelions to people at parties because people don't put up with her shit in canon.
>>16579701but she's not
Yukari is an ancien/tg/ranny who plays tabletop roleplaying games!
>>16577585If that's how it is, then yes, all of them.
>>16580076Wow, I want to roleplay with Yukarin!
>>16580076But she's 17
>>16580076I've always wanted to play dnd but I never had friends to do so. The times I tried to with my family, my cousin was the GM. Both campaigns lasted one session and we never continued them.
Yukari is happy!
>>16596526Indeed she is. But poor cirno, she didn't see it coming
She's not my type.
>>16600604I'm the ripped one.
>>16602501I'm the fat one.
>>16602501I'm the one holding this nigga back.
Damn it, Yukarin, where are your gloves?!