Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Ye not guilty.

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[Anonymous No.]

Lilims are Great

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>>16439239
My automotou is too small for her fists.

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Kobolds are cute and I love them!

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confused cockatrice are cute! CUTE!!!!

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>>16439242
I'm going to hug a thick-tailed Lilim's tail and tell her it's adorable!

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This is your random monstergirl topic for the still-bumping thread. Say hello to her.

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>>16439247
She can wear modular Dantalion Gundam-esque gloves then.

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>>16439263
I don't like alcohol, even if the Bacchus kind doesn't give you hangovers.

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What sort of thing does your waifu wear when she's feeling fancy?

The next Amaya PI story might be a bit, so have pic-related in the meantime

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>>16439253
Dumb birb.

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>>16439263
even toed ungulates are great, though science has yet to determine how

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>>16439269
Amaya has a very lovely design.

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Are robots monsters now?

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>>16439271
she's trying her best anon.

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>>16439275
>nipples
Hold on brother.

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>>16439269
The generic Demon getup is her "fancy clothes."
She's usually just wearing panties and an oversized T-shirt around the house.
Yoga pants and a T-shirt in public.

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>>16439280
Automatons like the one in OPs pic are.

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>>16439280
I guess if they're magical and you can fuck them.

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>>16439269
She likes to wear this kind of clothing around the house, since she doesn't often get a chance to wear it anymore.

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Does anyone here take writing requests for Monstergirl stories with traps being raped?

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>>16439269
Fancy for her is not her work clothes. So keyhole sweaters, pantyhose and skirts. Occasionally she breaks out a pair of BDU's and ties her hair back and then it becomes one hell of a day.

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>>16439275
Remove whore minotaur.

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>>16439313
>unimpressed.png
Her tailwag says otherwise.

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>>16439321
no

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>>16439269
Flowing, almost priestly sarong-style tassleture that unabashedly lets slip view of everything nonchalantly whenever she moves, with thigh high spiked heels, a choker, lace gloves, and a little inverted crown
Very shiq among aristocratic Demon hierarchy, or so I'm told. I feel out of place and oddly unthemed in a nice sweater and khakis, but what can you do.

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>>16439318
>Does anyone here take writing requests for Monstergirl stories
Ye-!
>with traps being raped
-eeeno.

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>>16439269
Considering she's a Succubus, she dresses pretty much like this whenever we go out.

At home, she wears pretty much whatever feels comfortable at the moment.

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>>16439324
The tail tells all. I like to imagine that even the most stoic wolfus have a difficult time preventing their tails from showing emotion.

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>>16439326
Yes.

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>>16439318
Not into the subject matter.

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>>16439275
>>16439326
Cheating slut

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So this is spiral power, not bad

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>>16439349
Truly wendigos are the most fearsome of foes.

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>>16439349
But can she drill through mountains?

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>>16439318
While I personally like the sound of that, this is not the place for it.

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>>16439318
Wat

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>>16439358
Then where would the place be? /d/ is /d/ead.

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>>16439362
That doesn't mean /d/ can move here

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>>16439362
you might as well go and see if MGU of tft has any takers

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>>16439363
But Monstergirls raping people is the basis of the setting! What's wrong with those people being girly? No one's doing anything gay or deviant.

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>>16439367
>Traps
>Not gay
This isn't the place, but it sure as fuck is. Keep traps and monster girls separate.

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>>16439318
You mean Alps

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>>16439377
I would unironcally an alp.
They're probably into kinky shit.

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>>16439374
>Girly men having straight sex with women.
>Gay.

What.

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>>16439351
you never seen an ushi in heat

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>>16439383
I'm not talking about traps getting raped I'm talking about traps. Girly guys that other men fawn over. Gay.

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>>16439387
I want a mini-ushi in heat to burst down my door only for me to sigh, put down my book, and just lay on my back so she can get it over with.

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>>16439390
But people were specifically talking about traps getting raped by women. Not standing around being fawned over by men.

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>>16439390
>mini-ushi
not dire ushi
pleb

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>>16439398
>"Wohahaha! Its finally time! My lust shall not be sated for a fortnight! Human! You shall be the object of my-"
>Yeah whatever sure, just get it over with, ten fucking years I've been living on this mountainside and not once have one of you busted down my door
>"O-oh. Well! Uh, thanks for being a good sport then."

And then Anon was a crater and a happy husband.

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>>16439409
Good.

Gonna hug her when she's resting on my chest.

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>>16439402
But anon, Dire Ushis are twice as big as normal Ushis with densely packed muscle, Longer claws, venomous fangs, tighter pussies and the ability to actually spin webs!
They're scary!

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>>16439416
Normal Ushis can spin webs. It's just as thick as rope.

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>>16439416
>Dire Ushi busts down door
>I hope you know that you're fixing that...

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>>16439416
>ushi bigger than a van
i need this, a lot

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>>16439424
Dires can spin intricate webs anon.
With silk that's so thin it's practically invisible!

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>>16439416
>Anon next door to >>16439409
>Oh shit, its happening. Well, neighbooranon didn't get it so bad, lets just let it happen and
>BOOM, CRASH
>Vision-filling muscular rage and lust and insanity
>"FUUUUUUCK! NOOOOOW! HUSBAND! YOU!!!"

And then anon was a pulverized dust in a crater, but eventually, a happy husband

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>>16439355
She can spin through the snow faster than a White Horn can run

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Do chuuni Monster Girls have multiple forms?

Like a Hinezumi taking on the aspect of a flaming mouse?

Or a Salamander that uses a 'forbidden' sword stance that causes her fire to turn blue?

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>>16439409
>>16439440
This reminds me of that one Tarrasque story we had way long ago. Anyone have it handy? I forgot who wrote it

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>>16439445
Why do they look so grotesque.

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>>16439440
Still gonna make her fix that door.

>>16439445
I want to make a hinezumi use muscle form When it's time for her to be on the bottom for the evening.

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>>16439446
http://pastebin.com/KMYvY8Ds
dude whose writing Detective Ryu from streets wrote it

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>>16439453
Because that artist doesn't seem to understand how muscle mass or basic anatomy work.

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>>16439456
>"This form is slower! But my strength is ten times as greater!"
>"Take this! Fire Fist!"
>You flick her on the forehead and she falls backwards.

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>>16439460
Thanks anon

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>>16439469
>Fist comes but you side step it, having it narrowly miss you
>Musclezumi's eyes go wide and she swings again only for you to repeat the process.
>Proceed to lead her around the ring until she's panting
>W-Why can't I hit you?
>"You said it yourself, it's slower.... Power doesn't mean anything if you can't touch your opponent."
>She tries a clumsy, surprise swing but falls to the ground after you avoid it.
>"You'll never hit me in this form....but do keep it it looks quite nice and I want to see it below me when we do this.

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>>16439486
>H-He's fast!

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>>16439493
Hello little kitty.

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Watching TV with owls

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>>16439493
How's that, Brown cat?

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>>16439497
Partying until dawn with Owls

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>>16439491
>Musclezumi tries to hit anon with a kick only for him to flash by, a piece of cloth now held in the fingers of one hand.
>It takes the musclezumi a couple seconds to realize he just swiped her panties.
Live during the world cup tournament.

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I need more abs in my life

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>>16439505
Y-YAMERO!!!

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>>16439505
This is the way to fight Monster Girls!

Stealing their underwear!

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>>16439505
I bet her panties have a cute, cartoon cheese pattern or something on them. How embarrassing!

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>>16439511
The best reaction, one that throws her into an enraged flurry that just tires her out sooner.

>>16439513
THat it is.
You must beat them at their own game.

You can even master the technique of clothing damage.

I'm sure that'll win you some fans, and matches.

>>16439518
Yep, cute little panties with cheese slices on them.

And you'd be twirling them on your finger.

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>>16439505
>>16439513
>>16439518
>>16439527
>Corny ecchi world cup tourney against monstergirls

Keep going

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>>16439531
>All the Monster Girls are chuuni, and are virgins who have spent all their time training and have zero sexual experience.

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>>16439497
too uncanny

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>>16439506
>lacy black underwear
>white thigh-highs
>sweater
Literally the perfect outfit.

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>>16439531
>Big breasted muscle holst that specializes in hammers and talks tough but is really a sweetie who wants to be a good wife
>A grey haired, scarred salamander with one eye whose never lost a fight in her life thanks to her skill with the blade.
>A slim kunoichi who has a variety of techniques and lightning quick speeds and is easily embarrassed by looking into her eyes.
>Musclezumi, who is your hotblooded rival/childhood friend who secretly wants to show you she's the strongest before she can propose to you.

Can you come out on top and acquire the belt, the prize money, and a wife or two?

Can you

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>>16439543
>the vast majority of the audience doesn't give a shit about fighting and just enjoys watching the girls inevitably give in to seducing/seduction in either aggressive rapey ways or cute-but-still-rapey ways

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>>16439555
>>A slim kunoichi who has a variety of techniques and lightning quick speeds and is easily embarrassed by looking into her eyes.
Cute!

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>>16439555
>Big breasted muscle holst that specializes in hammers and talks tough but is really a sweetie who wants to be a good wife

Sounds like Macho Cow, Candy Ravage.

Or Ice Cold Milk Austina.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xrSH0G8kBo

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>>16439561
Yep, to beat her you need to match, if not beat, her speed so that you can lock eyes and pull down her mask for a kiss

>>16439562
She's a good girl.

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>>16439555
>Big breasted muscle holst that specializes in hammers and talks tough but is really a sweetie who wants to be a good wife
What about being a mother? Surely that goes with being a wife, because I might just have to make her a mother on the field there.

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>>16439562
Oh god don't start this because I will fucking take it way too far
>Macho Cow, Candy Ravage
>MOO YEEEAH! Maacho Cow, gonna make 'em all feel the wrath of the hammer, nyeeah, ain't nobody-

WEEEEEEELL

ITS THE BIG OOOOOOO
https://youtu.be/ZLazJKggCd0

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>>16439583
Well yeah but she's not expecting to have daughterus, she's not cute after all.
Which is sad because she even learned to knit and made her cousin's daughter a onsie when she was a baby that said "Moommy's little girl"

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Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, master your fists so that none may stand before you and so that you can make cheesy attack names you can use to defeat monster girls in the Demon Realm Tournament.

Like Spirit Gun or Wolf Fang Fist.

No Erupting, Burning Finger though, that one's been taken.

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>>16439605
I call mine the Pork Pillar

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>>16439566
>and pull down her mask for a kiss
That's the same thing as a marriage proposal to Kunoichi, I don't know if she would be able to handle it.

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>>16439589
>A giant Red Oni swaggers in with a massive iron Kanabo resting on her shoulder.
>Stops every now and then as she walks down the ramp to flex, or take a swig of sake.
>Young men holding up misspelled signs that suggest they're offering themselves as sex slaves to her.

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>>16439594
I'm gonna call her cute while groping her tits and cumming inside her.

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>>16439605
I'd just go full Lanfan and strip in front of my enemies and go kyaaa is someone attacked me.

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>>16439614
Of course not.
She'd stammer, blush, have steam pouring from her ears, and then collapse in a heap because she's been thoroughly defeated.

Baby making will be mandatory.

>>16439611
Kinda self explanatory isn't it?

>>16439619
Anon please, a pure girl like this isn't used to those things.
She may start crying tears of joy.

>>16439623
Well, confusion and misdirection are all part of battle...

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>>16439630
Well if it's mandatory then there better be private spaces for such a thing.

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>>16439635
There are.
It's called the showers, her room, and The winners penthouse where you will be able to live for a month, complete with free meals three times a day.

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>no Russian jinko grappler to take me after pinning me when she gets a whiff of my sweaty boner

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>>16439630
Well she had better get used to things like this because I'm gonna make sure to call her cute and tell her I love her everyday, usually during sex. Actually I kind of hope she doesn't get used to it so that I can call her doubly cute from her reaction. There's also going to be plenty of ab licking while telling her I love her muscly self and that I want to lift with her which will inevitably lead to sweaty shower sex.

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>>16439618
>Big O and Candy Ravage going at it
>total slugfest, real brawl with hammer on Kanabo
>Getting down to the wire, both struggling to stand
>The lights suddenly go out
>GONG...

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>>16439643
>three meals a day
Asylum seekers in my country get four meals a day and spending money for spices and ingredients if they don't want to eat what's provided. P'Orcfugees welcome!
>>16439657
Dammit I can hear the gong.

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>>16439643
So I would get all of that along with a cute Kunoichi wife?

Now that's just amazing!

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>It's a musclegirl wrestler episode
what a time to be alive

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>>16439683
More like
>It's a "pro-wrestler Monster Girl tries to become a serious actress but can only get a role as the super villain Black Eve" episode
At least Wurm "The Wurm" Wurmsdottir is happy now.

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>>16439605
I've decided on 'Nail Gun', and nothing will change that.

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>>16439605
Simmering, Fizzling Knuckle

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>>16439665
I want to tell her she's cute

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, flipside from last thread, now an ancient evil/powerful yandere has made an announcement to the world that they're going to kill/destroy your waifu. How do you and your waifu react?

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>>16439771
>Take a number, skank
It's just another day in paradise.

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>You will never get to meet a demon princess

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>>16439773
Who is this skank-slaying woman that fells ancient evils like its Tuesday?! You've intrigued me.

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>>16439780
She's just this girl, you know?

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>>16439783
O-oh. I need to think of higher stakes for future questions it seems.

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>>16439771
Tigers have been known to kill with a sing swipe, even comparably sized predators like lions in some cases. My guess is she wouldn't even finish the sentence before catching a huge jinko paw to the neck. Hell of a mess.

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>>16439786
That would be unfair to other people.

[Anonymous No.]

Quick, I need stories with romance so fucking lovey dovey and sweet it'll give me diabetes and cut my legs off.

It's important.

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>>16439787
single*

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>>16439774
>Meet Mari's daughteru
>Beaten up by a bear plushie
>Meet Lani
>Beaten up by wurms
>Meet Mari
>Beaten up by a tentacle
>Meet Victoria
>Beaten up by dullahans, beaten up by paladins, beaten up by cultists
>Meet Ilassa
>Told to beat her up with a whip
>Meet Selene
>Beaten up with a sword that somehow beats up instead of chopping up
>Meet Druella
>Beaten off

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>>16439269
I like to imagine my hellhound waifu wears a long, silky black dress.

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>>16439771
>Oh honey please, you get these all the time as a ruler. Don't you worry your cute little head.

Noticeably more calm than when they were threatening me, though I'd personally do whatever I could to help out/stay vigilant.

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>>16439792
I don't think anyone is writing that saccharine.

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>>16439792
Gimme a hook, or shall I spitball more stuff about that childhood-friend demon turned girlfriend?

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>>16439795
These lilims all seem violent

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>>16439506
Abs are love. I'm somewhat tempted to commission ittla to do me an abstastic tomboy hellhound.

But I have more important things to spend my money on. Like new guns and ammo for said guns.

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>>16439804
Renault is a good girl who wouldn't hurt a fly!

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>>16439807
Raifu is laifu, anon. But an Ittla commission is interesting, because of the excellent abs that artist draws. How much for a commission

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439809
of course she wouldn't, she's a car

[Anonymous No.]

>Gonna jerk it to a happy sex doujin.
>Lose the will to fap and just burst into tears.

How is your waifu doing, anonymous?
Are you making her happy?

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>>16439821
She's busy not existing but last I wrote about her she was trying to make another baby with my self-insert.

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>>16439813
I just ordered a new AR15 and just sold my old one. Need to pay that credit card bill.

It's $20 for monochrome sketches, $30 for color, and $50 for full color, plus $25 for additional characters.

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I want a kikimora farmhand that talks with a thick drawl, wears straw hats with overalls, and loves to bake pies with berries she hand picks when they are in season.

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>>16439792
http://pastebin.com/DtU8qHDt
http://pastebin.com/4CZzjEms
http://pastebin.com/k9nrkyzz
http://pastebin.com/VkUVdQ4U
http://pastebin.com/L8sQ3bZj
http://pastebin.com/fqcdazZy
http://pastebin.com/hrrVEnaB , http://pastebin.com/ybhWJpGx , http://pastebin.com/xqcmMprF
http://pastebin.com/kNWUtssR
http://pastebin.com/Bba7DWCJ
http://pastebin.com/RSuHJces

Have at it.

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>>16439825
Seems fairly reasonable.
I just got an FAL, gonna go hog hunting (not related to P'Orcs) next month.
Pic related, Elves with FALs

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>>16439828
Thanks, Anon. If I could give you a hug, I would.

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>>16439795
>Beaten up with a sword that somehow beats up instead of chopping up
How does that work

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>>16439831
>tfw FALs are banned in Canada
If you have grandfathered status you can get them, I've seen surplus L1A1s for like $1k. Shit sucks.

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>>16439842
Its wielded by a dull-ahan.
>hits blunt

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>>16439842
Demon realm sliver
Selene's sword is stated to be made of the stuff.
>no friendly fight with the warrior lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439860
>Silver

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439860
>Wanting a fight with lilimpachi

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439873
Lilimpachi Mishima?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to help my Kobold waifu and Kobold daughteru put on their latex hoods! They'll look really cute with only their eyes and mouths showing. We'll also put on their latex stockings and opera gloves and then play-wrestle on the bed just like real wrestlers!

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Liches are for bending over and ravaging their cold plump butts on their work table.

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>>16439826
>"Master, I reckon it'll be dark soon. Why don' I go'an git the Holsts in an you kin relax till supper?"

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>>16439894
>she will never greet you in the morning with a "How're you now?"

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>>16439892
>"Anon, you are disrupting my work"

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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439894
>"Mornin', y'all!"
>Look around, no one else is there
>She was just talking to you And the daughters she was hoping you'd fill her with in your morning quickie.

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>>16439901
>Anon this is highly inconvenient
>You aren't stopping
>I can't keep a steady hand like this
>Are you listening?
>My mind is going, anon
>I can feel it
>Harder!

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>Your husbando a shit.
>A shiiiiiit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439910
>tfw gothloli isn't a thing anymore, and incan gothloli was never a thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439910
>The guy that routinely draw tittymonsters and oppai lolis fucking shotas also got a BUDGET adaption of one of his ecchi works
How does he do it?

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>>16439910
Why are that titty dragon and that loli dragon fighting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439933
kyoani finds a way (and they're desperate for at least half-decent material to adapt since they stopped taking outside work)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439937
They're just playing

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>>16439933
I don't care as long as they keep pouring money on him. I need more brown foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439940
What brown fox?

[Anonymous No.]

On a scale of 1 to 10, how lewd is your waifu on average?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439892
Liches are all ner-

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>>16439949
6 on some days.
12 on others.

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>>16439944

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>>16439951
>MG fitness "nerds"
Bruh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439953
What act of sluttery is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439953
oh golly

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439949
6 most of the time, with a 9 during mating season.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439951
Hold on a minute, how do Liches sweat?
>>16439955
That does sound pretty hot, provided it also extends past the gamer thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439957
Someone should really crop that manga panel since it's becoming a meme

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>>16439902
The holstaurus tirelessly posted, thread after thread. She hoped that her actions would influence the subconscious minds of anons browsing this thread.

If they think about me, she thought, maybe they'll like me more! Her chest throbbed at the idea. Someday, she wouldn't have to milk herself.

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>>16439968
She went through the effort of reactivating her sweat glands just for you.

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>>16439949
My waifu is too complex for such a simple scale anon! If I had to place her though, I'd say she ranges from 2 to 10 because sometimes she's perfectly pure and innocent except she's wearing a latex catsuit, and other times she's full on horny Kobold in heat on a full moon in a latex catsuit.

Averaging that out I guess she's a 6, maybe a little less considering the times that she's not being lewd at all and wearing normal people clothes.

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>>16439986
How goes the commissions KDF?

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>>16439994
Pretty good anon! It's been three days since my last contact with the artist though, but that last communication was me giving the all clear on the final sketch and the go-ahead for coloring.

I'm trying to control my impatience but it's hard. I'll probably get in contact if I don't hear anything by the weekend.

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>>16439983
Cute

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>>16439949
On AVERAGE? Probably a 7. But it obviously differs from place to place and situation to situation.


Also, progress continues on the recolor masking for Demon. So far I've got the skin, horns, hair, eyes, and tattoos masked up. I'll finish the Drow-color scheme once I get everything masked and My own waifu's colorscheme finished.

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>>16439949
Don't know whether it's lewdness or just being cheeky.

Most likely a combination of both.

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>>16439892
Be really careful if you decide to bully a Lich. A lot of what seems like easy banter can backfire on you quickly.

>Sex isn't research!

Sex research has produced some incredibly enlightening and informative results, and there are plenty of famous sex researchers. Masters, Johnson, and Kinsley are three.

>That's all Psychology. It's not real science.

Adolf Butenandt won a Nobel Prize for his work with sex hormones. Margret Mead published one of her most famous Ethnographies on sexual behavior in American Samoa. Lots of disciplines investigate sex in some form, including medicine. You have no idea what research she's doing.

>Your peer reviewed study is unreproducable!

If she's an academic and has published any major studies, she either knows them by heart or has the journal article framed somewhere in her tower. She could show you why that isn't true.

>Why are you so quiet all the time?

Disconnecting her soul from her body lets her be perfectly objective. It's a useful research tool.

>How is that going to actually help?

It could shield her against cognitive biases.

>You didn't use a control group for that last study!

Natural Experiments don't need a control groups to yield useful data.

If you really want to bully her, submit lots of papers to BAH Fest in her name until one of them is accepted. Then she'll have to get on stage and make a speech about her research while everyone is laughing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439976
Here you go, fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440014
So that's your waifu anon? She's a cutie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440014
Will you make an album of Demon color alts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440018
It's as though she wants to be impregnated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440026
Hooo! Recognition! Yes, though there's still much work to be done! I'll have to jerryrig up and fit a contract seal somewhere on the lower abdomen as well and make it look natural, along with some more color changes obviously, but that's a pretty close idea. Thank you very much!

>>16440029
I don't see why not! Once it's all completely masked and I can go over it with a fine toothed comb, I'll open up to suggestions based on each area and fiddle with it. Figure I could do some semi-reference recolors like Morrigan or Asteroth or things like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439506
There is absolutely no better combo than girly girls with girly lingerie with abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440014
>>16440041
This is the tall leggy one that has the small castle and stuff right? Askin all the questions about people's waifu's jobs and stuff?
Youre the one who kinda kicked off all this recent demon discussion

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440041
That pic is making me imagine my waifu using body paint that reacts to blacklight like that.
The semen stains in the room would probably turn her on even more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440033
So you're stepping up to help her with her research on male potency and undead fertility? good for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440099
Yes, that's her. Another constant lurker? And nooo, a bunch of people talked about Demons!

>>16440114
>Taking your waifu to a lewd, raunchy rave with neon bodypaint and blacklights
Heck yes.
>spoiler
She secretly makes it her mission to turn the room white by blacklight by the end of the month

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get strong enough to be able to surprise princess carry my waifu

Do you have any silly goals you're working towards for your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440124
Well if by "lewd rave" you mean "our room" then yes.
And given what she and I did on the ceiling, I'd say we're already on our way there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440127
Getting back in shape.

[Anonymous No.]

I walk into a bar in MGC and offer my virginity to the first girl who shows herself worth marrying. Who do I end up with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439897
reminds me of this
https://webmshare.com/69AVB

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440127
This >>16440132

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440134
Congrats on becoming a werewolf biker gang's shared husband anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Hello, my name is Sister Price
And I would like to share with you
The most amazing book

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440128
Annalise-chan!
She probably prefers just staying with you, no one else involved, huh? Cuute~

>>16440127
Buying my first house so I can actually comfortably splurge on stuff related to her a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440134
Kesaran Pasaran drug dealer. She lives a life of crime, but never gets caught.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440134
Congratulations! You are now being carried away by a strong tall oni who's claimed you as her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440144
I'd fill her with pearls of great price.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440144
Heresy! Your book is not holy!

Be gone demon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440144
>pale skin
>white hair
>plump spadetail

Hidden lilim?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440144
Hello,
My name is Sister Grant,
It's a book about Lescatie a long long time ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440018
>her research papers read less like an organized instruction list and more like self insert erotica

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440155
>People forgot about Dark Priests.
This bodes poorly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439873
I was thinking kenpachi fro bleach

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440144
Sister, I will jump right off the stage and into your arms the second I graduate.
You just gotta wait a few more months.

>>16440160
I sure hope they didn't, especially since the name of her species is in the file name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440158
>>16440144
I was hoping for a full Book of Mormon cover.

[Anonymous No.]

Is 2nd person the preferred point of view or something? It seems like all the stories I see here are meant to be self-insert.

I'm not complaining btw. Just curious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440160
I didn't forget, I'm just wondering why nobody seems to mention she's the spitting image of a Lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440178
Honestly, its tradition more than anything else. 'Anon' has starred in more greentext stories than can be counted across 4chan.
Its also a comfortable way of writing that can kinda mask up some writing deficiencies that a more mundane, unpracticed writefag might not be prepared to handle.
There are some stories written in a different perspective or with actual named main characters, and a few that are even written entirely from the MG's perspective that are great. The succubus x Paladin one in particular is well done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440184
Because she lacks other characteristics of a Lilim.
Pleasure Tattoos for one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440191
Her left leg looks pretty inked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440194
Anon, that's a chain and a sock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440145
>>16440128
>Interview-ruler-demon keeps pestering and popping up to question childhood-friend-turned-girlfriend demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440197
Up further, on her outer thigh and flank

[Anonymous No.]

Why are demons so perfect?
What is it about these lewd, lovey dovey wife-baits that defys all laws of quality and make it impossible to rank them using any kind of actual system?

Its like they've had the game rigged in their favor from the start.

Dayum/10 would summon and make a contract with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440159
>Did you really publish this? It reads like self insert erotica.

>Yes. I wrote it that way for accuracy.

>Oh right. You physically inserted yourself into the study as part of the experiment. Can you reproduce it?

>Of course.

>Prove it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440197
Her thigh

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440203
>its like they've had the game rigged in their favor from the start

>sweatingdemon.jpg
>What a silly thing to say anon! You're so silly sometimes, h-haha!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440204
>She wants the peer-review

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440202
>>16440205
Whoops, I'm stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440207
Find me a Perfect Tier Waifu or I tell the Tanukis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440207
But, Demon-chan. Your race has scored impossibly well on all the routine tests.

>Compatibility
>Appearence
>Perks
>Loyalty
>Loveliness

Perfection is merely an ideal reserved for God. So how is it that you managed to score perfectly in every catagory?

Are you hiding some kind of secret technique?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440211
What are some Lich pickup lines?

"I like my girls like Alfred Nobel. Smart, dead, and so dynamite they're almost annoyed with it."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440215
>Fine, but you're gonna have to sign here first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440224
aye bby you a graveyard girl? because i'd like to bury myself in you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440225
Sure! What could possibly go wrong?

I'm not sure why you want me to sign your thighs and chest, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440184
For starters, Dark Priests aren't as popular (or at least mentioned as often) as the other members of the Succubus family, so their characteristics aren't as likely to be noticed.
Additionally, aside from a few coincidental physical similarities and both being Succubi, they share basically nothing in common. Dark Priests don't nearly have as much power, and would much rather grab a husband and hide away in Pandemonium with him than go out on numerous corruption campaigns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440229
I think you and I have Inorganic Chemistry together.

Are you a coffin? Because eventually I'm going to be inside of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440223
>A~non~kun, you know the only thing we refer to with a capital G around me ends with '-spot', right?
>Coincidentally, that '-spot' also might have something to do with this so called 'secret technique', and for the price of a waterfont pen and some handwriting, I could show you how to get there~

>>16440230
>Think of it as... 'extra notarization'
>But for the last part, I'm gonna need you to switch 'pens'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440232
I understand they are different than Lilims. Thats why I'm asking why they got drawn like them, when lilims are supposed to be the only ones who get the pale skin/white hair combo.

[Anonymous No.]

"Dearly beloved
We are gathered here today
To Waifu this thing called "Lich."

Electric word, Lich.
It means perfection and that's a mighty great thing."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440250
But I'm here to tell you!
There's something else.
Phylactery.
A gem of never ending happiness.
You can always see her cum, day or night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440239
I wouldn't call the example given in the encyclopedia "pure white" hair, especially when side-by-side with the Lilim artwork. It's definitely closer to a shade of green.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440261
Well, its not like the lilims are all the same shade of pale and white anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440237
Alright then, as a judge of the Monster Girl Ranking Association, it is my duty to insure that the ranking process is fair, so I will investigate this "spot" I even have a pen right here, however its a fountain pen.

Oh drat, it seems that the damn thing refuses to scratch even a single letter. Maybe its clogged with gunk, would you mind helping me clean it out?

[Anonymous No.]

Dark Priests are the lewdest species of the Succubus family

>They pray daily to the most perverted god while having sex
>They are into bukkake, facial and other messy fetishes
>They want to go to Pandemonium to have sex 24/7in stopped time
>They dress like rape bait nuns

Lilims WISH they could be this lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439933
what guy? onitengu? arekishi? What adaption?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go to London, find a nice mad hatter to settle down with

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440274
kyoushinsa, anime adapted from Maid Dragon. >>16440268
You know what Lilims don't wish for? Being in the "who remember them" tier.
>>16440285
Mad hatter look so delightful, if only slapstickstrike made a doujin about them. Sure body wise a bit vanilla but their appeal is their sweet talk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440266
>C-clean out all the... gunk... pen is... backed up huh?
>Fuck it. Yes. Yes I will. Please lean back. Close your eyes. This is the most efficient pen cleaning position, trust me... I'll clean every last bit of gunk out...

And that's how the Demons continue to get the highest marks in Monster Girl rankings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440285
>Not going to Japan and finding a nice fox
>Not going to greece and drinking with the wine goats
>Not going to America and finding a shy rattlesnake lamia.
>Not going to spain and snagging a minotaur in the bull run.
>not going to the arctic and finding a polar grizzly

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440294
It'd be pretty funny if there was a Doujin or Greentext about a Succubus who visits a guy in bed without knowing how excited he'd be.

"HOLY SHIT! MY WAIFU IS REAL!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440300
>Fufu, now lets wake him up and get started-
>HOLY SHIT MY WAIFU IS REAL!
>Aaaah FUCK its one of these guys...

[Anonymous No.]

Which Waifu would most enjoy joining me on a huge quest to escape this awful Earth and get somewhere like Gensokyo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440291
Lilims have a hard time finding a husband and carry the burden of being the Overlord's daughters
Dark Priests might be ignored but they can just walk up to any anon, seduce him and live a happy life

You'd be lying if you said you wouldn't fuck a Dark Priest, and once you fuck her you'll fall in love and marry her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440299
>Shy rattlesnake lamia
That sounds kinda fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440299
What kind of Monsters would I find in Germany?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440299
>Not going to America and finding a shy rattlesnake lamia.
This makes me wonder what Native American style MGs would be like
>Only rape you as much as they need to, never more
>Neat tribal tatoos
>Names like Sits on Dick
>Sweat lodges
>Badass hide clothes and stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440347
>Sits on Dick
Having a real laugh thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440340
>Google animals native to Germany
>Fat dormice
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440323
>Monster girls actually know to make a portal
>But it's only one way and they are scared of Earth
>One of them does the unspeakable and jumps in a portal she created
>She finds (you)
>Earth is just as bad as she thought
>She wants to go back to her homeland with you
>You go together on a huge quest all over the world to gather the last little bit of magic left in this world to build a portal back

You better make sure no one takes her away from you and that you protect her smile no matter what

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440203
They're the most naturally described beings able to function as a switch
Most other girls are pretty standard 'starts as a dom but becomes a sub' but since Demons are a bit more cognizant and scheming when it comes to how they choose a husband they're less ruled by instinct and more by their own choices
The contract is an interesting and just-vague-enough mechanic to spark alot of fun headcanon too, and its unique compared to other monstergirls who have varying flavors of 'rapes you then falls in love'
Because of this Demons can always have that little bit of allure, even once they're comfortable with you, to keep you thinking 'okay but wait, there's something else she's plotting here...' and the mystery of that is thrilling and exciting. And lends them more to stuff like the whole playing completely innocent while giving you a tailjob or being 'accidentally' hyper-lewd in public.

tl;dr they're really fucking clever, maybe not as 'intelligent' as liches but when it comes to knowing what to do to get you aroused and keep you aroused they have the most potential

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440352
Fat-bottomed Dormice.

I envy you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440347
Griffon clothing.

[Anonymous No.]

So I was looking up Animals native to different countries and had the thought that there are animals that are native to several continents such as foxes, wolves, deer etc. Would this mean that there are regional variants of monstergirls conventionally thought to be native to certain regions like Kitsune are to not-japan? What kind of regional variant differences would you expect between species?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440375
Kitsune in america would probably be way rougher and more cunning than their more regal japanese counterparts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440380
British fox could either be posh as fuck or bin raiding hobos

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440385
Arctic Kitsune would be graceful and fluffy but real ice-queens

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440353
Major governments aren't going to care about a weird looking but not overtly dangerous girl running around the world with an American who doesn't have a criminal record. My Waifu would be someone relatively human looking, so she wouldn't be a target for experimentation like an Ushi-Oni or someone super inhuman. It's possible other groups will try to capture us though. At least it doesn't take a lot of magic to make science slightly more cooperative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440347
I have something relevant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440380
>more cunning
I'd expect the opposite, actually. Less trickery and more slapping your shit until they liberate your cock from your pants. Figuratively slapping, that is, though I suppose some tanuki tactics wouldn't be beneath them either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440397
Foxes are crafty bastards anon. They don't seem the type to go for full frontal attacks.
If I'm remembering right, the Mexican equivalent of the Trickster Coyote is a Fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440405
>Foxes are crafty bastards anon. They don't seem the type to go for full frontal attacks.
But 'Murrica. It's not like they're lacking firepower, either.

I totally just imagined one hiring a bunch of delinquent MG to assault you so she could come to your rescue and look cool only for this to blow up some time later when the delinquents decide they want a piece and she has no intention to share.

[Anonymous No.]

How the bear lost her tail: a folklore story from Elfland.

The Bear was making porridge, when the Fox came to visit. The Bear wouldn't give the Fox any, and the Fox was right miffed. She did however have some friendly advice to her neighbor regardless:
>Butter up your tail, climb up on the roof beam and let the butter drip in from above
So said the Fox. The Bear, being a bimbo of exceeding silliness, did as instructed, and as the Bear's tail dripped into the porridge, it caught fire from the cauldron and got burnt.
Hence the stub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440353
I don't think I could fight off and outwit that many people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440410
Foxes would be more Guerilla fighters than anything anon, American or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>So what experience do you have, Mr. Ymous? Why should we hire YOU?
Come on anon, don't screw this one up, you could finally stay indoors all night, to use a fork and knife!

[Anonymous No.]

>Watching random clips of new Justice League cartoon
>Sudden Demon Club
>Complete with qt Oni and Succubus waitresses
Neat. Thanks DC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440454
Care to share?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440388
If she is one of the more tame species you'll definitely be able to go around without much trouble
People might try to hit on her because of her monstrous charm though so be ready to defend her

>>16440417
Don't underestimate the power of love

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440443
Because I need the money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440514
This is how you get hired as an eye candy secretary who's only here to serve coffee and please the real workers
You need the money right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440496
Can see a couple wandering around at about 45 seconds into this clip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAsiYMrO7bg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440533
Yes, and I have nothing of value to bring to the workplace at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440536
Enjoy getting your ass slapped, your crotch molested and your dignity trampled
You'll be doing a lot of overtime with the boss in particular

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439263
Satyros is my spirit animal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440584
At least I'll feel wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439269
The Iconic wight dres with a high-elven twist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440592
They don't care about you, only your body! You're completely replaceable!

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3gmOwR7ToA
Can't watch it due to cringe reflex. Tell me how bad it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439771
I use my network of ghosts and spirits to track down whoever said it and have them possessed in their sleep. From there I take them to a mindflayer and have their identity replaced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440622
Is this the video of cosplayers fighting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440622
It looks really great, anon. You should definitelly watch it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440622
Pretty decent Dark Valkyrie there.

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1484909701318.webm
Imagine finding a (fully grown) scylla that's this adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440621
I'm used to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440621
That's why you get married off as soon as you can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440622
Not as bad as it could be.

Talking of cringe inducing stuff, take a fat kobold. http://bubblesofrinia.tumblr.com/post/155667413317/tfw-you-dont-know-if-theyve-been-gone-for-ten

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440622
>3dpd dressing up and crying "Please don't make me obsolete!"
2017, genetic modification and AI can't come soon enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440651
>>16440653
I don't mean to alarm you anons but you sound like women in our world from fifty years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440621
Wish someone cared about my body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440658
>>3dpd dressing up and crying "Please don't make me obsolete!"
>Genetic modification
Wouldn't they be doing exactly that then? Preventing themselves from becoming obsolete, as you put it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440661
Your waifu does I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440660
Yes, and?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440660

>>16440674
you beat me to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440622
They can't dance.

Nothing too special about that. They're not especially more cringy than any normal bad dancer would be because of the outfits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440668
>the only person who wants me exists nowhere but my head
Ahahaha. Haha. Aaah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440660
At least woman have their bodies if they have nothing else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440658
It's not that anon.

Plenty of girls are genuinely fans of MGE. Some are bi and like that MGs aren't discriminating about which gender they rape and others get off on the corruption aspect and either like the thought of being a dominant woman or taking the submissive route.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440667
I'm talking about cultivated beings, anon. I don't know much about genetic modification, but I assume the technology to change yourself once you're a fully grown adult it far in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440679
She is in your heart too I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440686
Right...

I'm not sure that a "Cultivated Being" would fall under that though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440687
Reminds me of an idea I had. How would you handle it if your canine MG, be they Kobold or Werewolf or more, got Heartwurms?
Heartwurms are not fatal but they do sometimes have technoraves in her heart and bounce around like flubber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440685
Truth. I know a girl who self inserts as the monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440693
Anon, I'm sorry to say this but I'm 99% sure that you have brainwurms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440698
I had an Ex who was into the MGE and MGs in general.

Fox Girls being her absolute favorite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440702
I CAME AS SOON AS I COULD!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440709
Thanks sexy doc

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440692
How wouldn't cultivating a creature in a lab by modifying their genetic structure be consiered genetic modification?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440685
>Some are bi and like that MGs aren't discriminating about which gender they rape
But they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440698
Two girls I used to know were into them, one liked aquatic girls and wanted to fuck a Nereid, the other wanted to be a Nekomata.

Girls are just as lewd as guys, if not more so at times so it's no surprise that there would be some fans out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440716
Very loosely they are. A huge portion of the MGs are pretty psyched on corruption.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440717
>wanted to fuck a Nereid
B-but that's forbidden love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440716
Most will gladly fuck a woman to get rid of their sexual frustration if they don't have a man.
They will throw her out after of course but it helps corrupt them and get rid of that itch while they're at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440721
Well firstly, vampire and a handful of the demon family are all that come to mind. Secondly, that's never going to be a permanent thing. It's akin to pump and dump only now you're better and expected to find a dick of your own. It'll never turn into a relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440728
>>16440725
You really think that's how it would go, either in reality or that girl's headcanon? She wants her waifu just as much as you do anon.

>>16440722
What, not even gonna post the Elf-Gun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440728
"Well firstly", I never mentioned anything about relationships or permanency, so no idea where that's coming from. Secondly, its way more than a handful of Demon Species. Many of the profiles describe what happens when the MG encounters a human woman. In fact almost all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440731
>not even gonna post the Elf-Gun?
Eugh, fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440728
>Well firstly, vampire and a handful of the demon family are all that come to mind.
Like half the profiles comment on what a monster girl will do if they come across a human woman. Others likely don't bother because there's nothing special about how they do their corruption.
>>16440731
>either in reality
Probably.
>or that girl's headcanon?
Head canon is headcanon at the end of the day. People out there have all kinds of wacky ideas and as long as it's not being used to shitpost here it does no harm.

[Anonymous No.]

I need FAT FOX FUNBAGS please

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440748
Fat enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440753
I could go further, although that fox would be getting molested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440734
>"Well firstly"
Getting a bit pissy there anon?
>so no idea where that's coming from.
I probably derived the notion from the fact that literally all of MGE is built around waifus, permanency and relationships. Maybe, just a hunch.
>its way more than a handful of Demon Species
Look I'm not going to go through the entire fucking encyclopedia but I just went through the catalog and of the first ten down not one mentions having sex with women. I think the onus is on you here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440717
>>16440685
Huh. I always thought monstergirls were mostly a guy thing and that women only really liked them in a platonic way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440765
Even MGQ had a dyke who wanted the Granberry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440765
Nope. Despite the prevalence of 3DPD and Tumblrite memes, there are girls who just want a lewd waifu too, or even want to be a lewd waifu.

Or both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440764
out of the ones you claimed to have read alone.

Amazoness
Also, if a human happens to wander into their village, if it's a man, then the fledgling amazoness will mark him as the target of a "man hunt" on the spot. If it's a woman, then she'll be captured, and in the same manner as a succubus, they will infuse her with demonic energy through sex, and she will be changed into an amazoness

Anubis
>Additionally, they also afflict human female intruders with the above written "mummy curse" as well. In the case that a woman is afflicted with the curse, the effects are not temporary as they are with men. Instead, the woman will then be changed into a "mummy", and become a subordinate to the anubis.

Apophis
>self explanatory

I too don't feel like looking any more.

[Anonymous No.]

>Have low self esteem and body image issues
>Get seduced by monster girls anyway
>End up going out with a nice Zombie
>She is extremely proud of having me as her lover
>Keeps talking about how beautiful and kind I am
>Marry her within a year
>She learns housewife skills
>Get in shape thanks to her healthy meals and a lot of sex with her
>Get over my issues thanks to her
>Years of happy marriage later she becomes a Wight
>We move into an undead kingdom which she now owns
>Realize I went from being a depressed loser to a litteral King
>Ask her what I can do to repay for everything she has done for me
>She just wants to see me smile
>Though she wouldn't mind twin daughters

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440808
We even have fanart depicting that second one now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440810
>>Though she wouldn't mind twin daughters
Well, that's really not within your power now, is it?

Helps if you've a family history of twins though, like I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440810
I don't think you're awarded royalties just because your waifu leveled up, but idk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440827
>tfw the fastest way from rags to riches is actually the Khepri pit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440796
I want to be the lewd husbando.
Sign me up for heart motifs and walking around in a fundoshi at gatherings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440808
>Also, if a human happens to wander into their village, if it's a man, then the fledgling amazoness will mark him as the target of a "man hunt" on the spot. If it's a woman, then she'll be captured, and in the same manner as a succubus, they will infuse her with demonic energy through sex, and she will be changed into an amazoness
Fair enough, I must have passed over this
>"mummy curse"
Not sex
>Apophis
A bite isn't sex.

So you've found one.

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>>16440819
It's by saying stuff like this that you end up in a rape cave

>>16440827
A full kingdom might be much but I'm sure freshly unborn Wights receive a lot of support from the other high level undeads she joins
She can build a kingdom herself anyway

>>16440842
The Khepri pit is the best

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>>16440842
>>16440855
I think the Anubi better come up with a new punishment because it seems like the Khepri are more of a reward than anything.

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>>16440764
>Look I'm not going to go through the entire fucking encyclopedia but I just went through the catalog and of the first ten down not one mentions having sex with women. I think the onus is on you here.
Tentacle.
>Since they are monsters, their love is absolutely directed toward men, but when they see a woman, they think something like "she could become more wonderful if she had a look of ecstasy on her face". And then they just crawl their tentacles all over the woman's body igniting the tentacle's instinct. By the time they realize it, they have made a monster go wild with passion, and made a new married couple. It seems going out of control after immersing a human woman in pleasure and changing her into a monster is something that is considered embarrassing according to their personality, and it's something that is presently of concern to them.
Mummy.
>Another thing, they are also known to attack women as well, and in that case, the woman would have all the spirit energy of her body sucked out, and would end up becoming a “mummy” herself. Women transformed into mummies in this way are the same as other mummies.
Mucus Toads but only if provoked.
>In slight doses, their mucus will only incite sexual desire, but if a human woman ingests a large amount of it, it may cause monsterization. They aren't a race that actively assaults women, but should someone insult or inflict harm on them or their husband, they will exhibit their natural sticky disposition and attempt to rub large amounts of mucus into the woman's body and inside their mouth with their slimy tongue.
Satyros.
>Additionally, they sometimes also get involved with human women. As in the case of men, they get women pleasantly drunk with alcohol, the sound of their flute, and their sweet words, and seduce them into having sex. Without exception women who fall into their hands are instilled with a taste for sex and alcohol. No matter how proper the lady, the uninhibited desire for sex and pleasure hidden within will be made to blossom. Women who come to know the numbing pleasure of sex and alcohol will usually then become followers of Bacchus, and some among them will also receive the blessing of Bacchus and transform into “satyros”
Ones that came to mind.

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>>16440864
Sex stockades.

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>>16440849
Thats great, but I was talking about corruption, not just sex.

see >>16440721

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>>16440864
Thrown at the Sandworms?
Don't they have alligator pits over there or is that just a movie thing?

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>A mythical island
>populated by tail-less manticores...
>manxicores
>no tailpussy...
>some myths aren't worth pursuing

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>>16440868
Got any more? Don't forget that your claim was and I quote "Almost all"

4/200~ doesn't come close to almost all.

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>>16440888
Don't pretend that guy is me.

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>>16440888
I think you're the only one pretending MG's wont target human women.

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>>16440876
No, we're talking about rape. The post I responded to said MGs aren't discriminating about which gender they rape. And I said they are. Corruption =/= rape. That you want to go on an easier defended tangent isn't my business. I agree, a handful of profiles have added corruption I don't think it's most, but a larger potion do than the portion of MGs who rape women.

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>>16440883
Why would you make such a thing?

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>>16440883
I want an island full of rapey Mermaids, but as you said some myths are not worth pursuing

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>>16440888
Nigga I'm not the one who said almost all. I was just posting ones that come to mind since "only vampire and the demon family" is ignoring canon.

Not saying you have to like it but it's a thing.

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>>16440896
Not for a proper long term relationship. KC himself said it was rare and basically never happened. The most you'll get is a monstergirl allowing her rug to be munched in the middle of a dick drought.

And I mean, what's the point in headcanoning somethign that flies in the face of the setting? Might as well just make a new yuri-friendly setting at that point.

[Anonymous No.]

Would scaley clawed girls be good at cuddling?

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>>16440947
depends on the manner of scales and claws.

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>>16440917
I'm not denying its existence I'm denying its supposed frequency.

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>>16440928
>Not for a proper long term relationship.
Did anyone say it was? You're arguing with something that no one mentioned in the first place.
>KC himself said it was rare and basically never happened
For relationships, fucking happens all the time.
>The most you'll get is a monstergirl allowing her rug to be munched in the middle of a dick drought.
Doesn't even have to be a drought. More along the lines of "oh I'm feeling horny and there's no man here right this second" or "she looks like she would make a nice monster girl."

Of course if they're married those thoughts would never occur unless her and the husband were into MFF threesomes.
>And I mean, what's the point in headcanoning somethign that flies in the face of the setting?
The thread does it all the time.

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>>16440947
I'd say yes
Sahuagins are pretty good cuddlers for example

>>16440952
Sharks are great cuddlers as well but they have a bad tendency of nibbling on you during cuddles so that might ruin it

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>>16440959
All the points you address only feed back into my last one. Sure, it doesn't have to be a real relationship. Sure, it can be a pump and dump. Sure, it could be about convenience. But far from your claim, literally every single profile details what it's like to have that MG take you for a husband. That is the whole point of MGE.

So I ask again, why headcanon something into a setting that is fundamentally opposed to it? Why not just make your own yuri setting?

>Spoiler
The thread does things against the profile, like sub-hounds, but I've yet to see the thread push anything that flies in the face of the encyclopedia as a whole.

[Anonymous No.]

Kehehehe...

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>>16440979
Whether you like it or not, its already in the setting.

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>>16440989
sex hair

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>>16440997
Full on yuri relationships are not in the setting, fibber.

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>>16440928
>KC himself said it was rare and basically never happened.
He said it was rare, and that was all. "Basically never happens" is pure inference. KC's word on the matter begins and ends with "It's Rare".

>And I mean, what's the point in headcanoning somethign that flies in the face of the setting? Might as well just make a new yuri-friendly setting at that point.
Are you really so against women wanting to have waifus too? Not to mention how utterly pointless such a venture would be. If it were just a repeat of all the things in the MGE, barring the "Girls like-liking girls is rare" bit, then it would just be a rip-off, and not any different conceptually from simple headcanon.

Not to mention if we glimpse it through a remotely realistic lens, bisexuality is pretty well the norm in modern society, with heterosexual monogamous relationships still being the vast majority, and homosexual monogamous relationships being, exactly as KC puts it, a rarity.

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>>16440989
DIDDY WIDGE :DDDD

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>>16440989
Her profile is pretty disappointing. Pretty much just generic onee-san witch, and once they get a man they just stay at home all day and fuck while refining their magic for more pleasure.
They're old horny magic NEETs.

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>>16440989
Here comes MGE's first mayadere

>>16440999
Sex hair is best hair next to hime cut

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>>16440989
THE TIME HAS COME AND SO HAVE I-
Not really, but her design is pretty great. Love that staff, and the odd kind-of garter straps she's got goin' on with her stockings. Like are those held up by magic? It's neat.

>>16441000
KC's word on the matter is "They're rare". They happen, but very rarely. And that is all.

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>>16440979
>The thread does things against the profile, like sub-hounds, but I've yet to see the thread push anything that flies in the face of the encyclopedia as a whole.
I can think of one or two things but don't want to rock the boat by calling some thread traditions out.
>>16441000
Again, no one said that. Jesus christ anon.

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>>16441016
>bisexuality is pretty well the norm in modern society
What? Unless you get your world view from tv anything short of straight hetero orientation is absurdly rare.

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>>16441030
I agree it may not be as prevelant as that guy said but..
>absurdly rare
kek

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>>16441020
Your telling me that I can go out and Find chubby NEET sorceresses?

Count me in!

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>>16441030
I get my world view from my day-to-day interactions with people, and the vast majority of those I'm acquainted with will admit to an attraction to both genders to some degree or another.

My point being that despite this, heterosexuality still forms the vast majority of actual relationships.

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>>16441020
Wait really?
The bit of translation we got from her didn't give this impression

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>>16441016
>KC's word on the matter begins and ends with "It's Rare".

>Q3: What happens if a same sex couple, who are in mutual love, gets monsterized?[3]
>"They'll most likely search for a husband to share. Sorry, but hard yuri is a bit beyond my context."

>Q1: Do same sex relationships exist in the monstergirl encyclopedia?[1]
>"Pure same sex relationships do exist in the setting itself, but only stuff like bi, monsterization, as cause for harems or just fooling around amongst intimate friends will be mentioned in the official material because of my personal taste."

This is all I could find with a quick search and it's already contradicting itself. Do you happen to have the "It's rare" quote?

>Are you really so against women wanting to have waifus too?
About as against it as a pack of fujos in a pure monsterboy setting would be against me coming in and talking about my monstergirl waifu. It just doesn't make sense to me why you'd pick MGE when it's not what you're looking for. And trying to turn it into what you're looking for strikes me as a bit rude.

> bisexuality is pretty well the norm in modern society,
Just because people try to normalize something, doesn't make it the norm. Bisexuality is far rarer that you play it off to be.

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>>16441023
>Again, no one said that. Jesus christ anon.
I'm fucking saying it, and you're responding with "It's in the setting."

That's saying it.

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>>16441021
Mayadere is pushing it a bit.
They do turn you into their familiars though.

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>>16441020
We already got a translation for her, if anything they're mayadere.

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>>16440989
After raining one week straight, finally a ray of light comes through.

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>>16441037
In the US lgbt (all lbgt demographics, not just gays/bi/whatever) only manages to surpass 5% in Hawaii and DC. And even then the most is 7%.

Being lgbt of any nature isn't common in the slightest. Though I don't get why we're discussing lgbt, bisexuality, and "appealing to women" when MGE is a setting clearly geared and intended for straight men. If we wanted to be more specific it's geared for lonely suicidal straight Japanese otaku with no hope, and that probably contributes to a lot of the misunderstandings the west has towards mge. Hopefully kc sticks to appealing to this demographic since I'd prefer it overwhat Okayado wants to do for the western fans.

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>>16441053
Now this is just retarded. You'll claim one thing, get BTFO and say you were arguing for something else when proven wrong or change your argument entirely.

It's sad what lengths people will go to so that they can ignore the facts they're presented with.

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>>16441062
5%-7% is not "absurdly rare"

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>>16441050
>About as against it as a pack of fujos in a pure monsterboy setting would be against me coming in and talking about my monstergirl waifu
In that context you'd have a monsterboy husbando though, and they'd be staunchly against you being gay for them.

>Do you happen to have the "It's rare" quote?
Well, it says right there, "Pure same sex relationships do exist in the setting itself", but if you want the exact corroborating quote... gonna take me a bit. He mentioned his thoughts on the matter again in response to some yuri fanart, back when he did commentaries on fanart alongside new MG posts. Gonna take me a bit to dig through his blog and find it.

>>16441062
>Hopefully KC sticks to appealing to this demographic
Oh he almost 100% certainly will.
Though it does make me question how precisely KC might respond to a female fan of his work coming up to him to gush about her waifu or something.

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Birbs.

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>>16441063
I have only claimed from the start of this whole discussion that monster girls ARE in fact discriminatory on who they rape and that yuri relationships either do not exist in the setting or are absurdly rare and besides the point of the setting in the first place- therefore making it nonsensical to view MGE as the outlet for your fetishes.

If I've forgotten something and you can demonstrate where a claim I've made has been "BTFO" feel free to, though to my knowledge the key points of my argument have remained undisputed.

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>>16441072
Chirp chirp.

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>>16441072
Birds are love but some of them really need to drink an INT elixir

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>>16441067
>In that context you'd have a monsterboy husbando though, and they'd be staunchly against you being gay for them.
Right, my bad. Though, thinking about it, their argument would be more along the lines of "Monterboys are unilaterally straight and expecting one to bend over for you goes against the setting"

[Anonymous No.]

You get your monster wife, but sometimes when sleeping, sick, or overly stressed she loses her human form.
Could you deal with it?

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>>16441096
Jokes on you, my waifu is an elf

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>>16441050
>This is all I could find with a quick search and it's already contradicting itself. Do you happen to have the "It's rare" quote?
Well, that took me a lot less time than I thought it would. Second month I checked, go figure.
http://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/237974/rog/2015_2.html
Last post under the Apsaras is a collection of yuri fanart.
>照れてるカリュブディスが可愛い！　世界観的には発生しづらいですが、女の子二人の絵面っていいですよね。
Throwing it into GT, I get something to the effect of "difficult to occur in the setting". So yeah, admittedly different from the simple "Rare occurrence" comment that I remembered.

>and it's already contradicting itself
So par the course for the MGE.

>>16441088
Or alternatively "expecting one to bend you over goes against the setting".

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>>16441096
so a huge cow?, hows that work since female minos have horns but female cows don't? Still cuddly though

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>>16441096
Sure. Despite the fact that I oft have a... difficult time with canines.

Still, it makes me recall the volume of BadhanD's loli fox series, where that very thing happened to said loli fox as her powers fluctuated with the growth of a new tail.
She then spent her sickly days as a tiny fox pup, beating a shadow cat girl living in some city at Street Fighter matches online.

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>>16441096
I could endure it for her, but dealing with it would be insanely hard considering she is a fucking dragon.

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>>16441096
Thats my fetish. I want to screw my waifu so good she can't maintain a stable form.

[Anonymous No.]

Random pondering: If you take a human girl and continually augment her with cybernetics, is there a point at which she counts as an Automaton of some sort?

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>>16441074
>I have only claimed from the start of this whole discussion that monster girls ARE in fact discriminatory on who they rape
They rape whatever is available and marry the person if it's a man and they like him. Those are the facts and you're welcome to dislike them but you can't change it.
>and that yuri relationships either do not exist in the setting or are absurdly rare
Not once did I claim relationships happen, what I said happened was fuck and release for corruption or getting rid of sexual frustration.
>and besides the point of the setting in the first place- therefore making it nonsensical to view MGE as the outlet for your fetishes.
My fetishes? I'm not even a yuri fan. I just think that if you're a fan of a work then pretending aspects of it don't exist and trying to convince others of it is an unhealthy attitude to have. Disliking it is fine however.
>If I've forgotten something and you can demonstrate where a claim I've made has been "BTFO" feel free to, though to my knowledge the key points of my argument have remained undisputed.
The entire argument has been people arguing for corruption/casual sex and you responding with "nu uh doesn't happen because real relationships aren't a thing" when no one was talking about that. You keep trying to bring those into it as a way to twist the argument into something you can win when no one gives a shit about that part.

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>>16440989
profile

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>>16441121
Most likely she'll be just a plain cyborg/robutt, unless you use demon realm metal or whatever it's called.
My guess in what happens is that the energy countained in those materials will slowly corrupt and become one with the girl, kinda like what happens tp cursed swords and shit.

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>>16441113
You have allergies? Did a German shepherd drag you through thorny bushes as a kid?

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>>16441123
well spoke

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>>16441140
>You have allergies?
No.

>Did a German shepherd drag you through thorny bushes as a kid?
Closer. Evidently got cornered by one when I was really little. Or so I'm told, I honestly don't remember. I just know that I've an irrational fear of canines; more-so the bigger and louder they are, though little yippy ones tend to make me nervous too. I'm fine with the quiet, cuddly types at least.

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>>16436390

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>>16441162
vagina

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>>16441162
It's real and I'm becoming a slut for them!

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>>16441106
This is partly why I dislike arguing specifics when it comes to MGE, since it's all so contradicting. As vague as it is, I find it's best to argue based on the spirit of MGE and yuri doesn't really belong when you take the whole setting into account. There's a bit here supporting it, there's another bit there gong against it. All you can do is take a look at the big picture and go "Yeah. This is clearly for male otaku" as >>16441062 put it.

>>16441123
>They rape whatever is available
Citation needed. As far as I am aware only those who rape for the purpose of corruption, which is by far a minority, rape whatever is available. And even then vampires for instance only ever rape when a woman is suitable enough to become a vampire herself, so basically never. All others actively pursue men.
>Those are the facts and you're welcome to dislike them but you can't change it.
As of yet, these are only baseless assertions until you start to back your words up with something meaningful.

>Not once did I claim relationships happen, what I said happened was fuck and release for corruption or getting rid of sexual frustration.
Don't cut my words up and address them separately, the context is half the point. Relationships don't happen and THEREFORE it's nonsensical to view MGE as the outlet of your fetishes. And yuri aspect is bound to be related to relationships because that's the point of the whole setting. So regardless of if you want yuri, or if you want one night stands, neither is in the spirit of MGE. A relationship will happen, and so if you're fetish is Yuri, that flies in the face of what the setting is.

Hence my confusion. Why be interested in a setting if you're going to reject such an integral part of it in the same breath?

> if you're a fan of a work then pretending aspects of it don't exist and trying to convince others of it is an unhealthy attitude to have
This is getting all kinds of circular but I hope I've made my point above. Yuri relationships are not an aspect of the setting.

>The entire argument has been people arguing for corruption/casual sex and you responding with "nu uh doesn't happen because real relationships aren't a thing" when no one was talking about that. You keep trying to bring those into it as a way to twist the argument into something you can win when no one gives a shit about that part.
I started this argument. I know beyond a shadow of a doubt that it started with me refuting the claim that MGs rape indiscriminately. Rape being the Key word. I accepted that corruption was more common, and I also said that it wasn't the point of my argument.

For some one claiming that I'm twisting the argument into something I can win, you're awfully hypocritical.

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>>16441162
>Dem Shark-Teeth
Oh. My. Yes.

Do tell me this is a WIP

[Anonymous No.]

>This faggot trying to defend yuri at all costs

>>16440989
>>16441134
Finally

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>>16440881
>Alligators
>in not!Egypt
Do you even into geography?

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>>16441158
This is why we need to consider the safety of shotas.
What if that were a Werewolf or Hellhound?
You'd never be able to look your Anubis boss in the eye, and people would think you were weird for getting anxious when some Kobold hugged your leg.

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>>16441179
I don't think there's a most safe place for a shota than under a Hellhound's arms

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>>16440827
She could become Queen in her own right, like some kind of sexy undead female Conan.

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>>16441177
So it is just a movie thing after all

KC will never do all those great aggressive aquatic species

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>>16441177
Fine, autism-kun.
Crocodile pit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440989
Life sucks to the limits of possibility, but damn do I love purple.

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>>16441162
>Shark teeth
My fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441158
Find a nice Yeti to love you and cuddle you, they only growl when they're mad but it takes a lot to make a Yeti mad how do you make a Yeti mad?

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>>16441191
Anon. CROCODILES. EGYPT. THE NILE. CROCODILES.
>>16441193
Am I also autistic because I don't call a zebra a donkey or a gorilla an orang-utan?

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>>16441169
>As vague as it is, I find it's best to argue based on the spirit of MGE and yuri doesn't really belong when you take the whole setting into account.
While the core target audience is obviously a large indicator of intent, personally I take the spirit of the MGE more simply as being about enjoying MGs. And so I don't think it would so out-and-out reject girls who like MGs; thus why KC has made the couple of small concessions regarding yuri. But of course he always co-opts such statements with those of his own preferences, and it's clear that he has no intent to cater any further to this minority.

End of the day, the point is just to love MGs.

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>>16441179
>>16441197
But... Anubis mai waifu.

>>16440881
>>16441177
>>16441191
>>16441193
KC needs to do an Amit at some point.

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>>16441162
Hello there.

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>>16441169
Literally almost everything you just typed is baseless absolutes that has already been refuted in previous posts. There are so many in your post I'm not even sure where to start. Its evident you don't plan on sticking to the setting anymore.

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>>16441206
Ammit looks like shit.

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>>16441209
So do most depictions of a Wendigo, and we still somehow wound up with this.

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>>16441169
All those words just to be wrong.
> All you can do is take a look at the big picture and go "Yeah. This is clearly for male otaku" as >>16441062 put it.
Guess what target audience anime like Valkyrie Drive are aimed at.

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>>16440622
Three hours after I posted that video and KC re-tweets another one of theirs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SYZexFewLA

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>>16441209
So do the originals of a lot of monsters.
Chimera
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Chimera_di_Arezzo.jpg
Hakutaku
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/89/Gusukuma_Portrait_of_the_Sacred_Beast_Baize.jpg

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>>16441214
Fucking wendigos are way too cute. I want to get lost in a snowstorm just to hear her panic when I don't move.

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>>16441214
Tell me of life among the Wendigo. I want to get away from my troubles.

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>>16441216
If you're about to assert that MGE is clearly not targeting male otaku your first sentence only becomes that much more ironic.

>>16441208
>Everything about your post is wrong but I don't know where to start, so I'm not going to but you're wrong, because I say so.
Feel free to point out where I've deviated from the setting.

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>>16441223
It is a life of living in a comfy, fluffy coat, perpetually cuddling a nearly-naked little fearboner inducing abomination.

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>>16441226
No man. This argument ended when you decided to turn your brain off.

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>>16441200
I wonder if crocodile girls get pissed when you compare them to the alligator fatties

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>>16441229
If you aren't willing (or are unable) to demonstrate where you think I've erred then this argument has indeed ended.

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>>16441230
What about caimans?

[Anonymous No.]

How does a monstergirl deal with a yandere husbando?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441238
She gets extremelly wet when he says that she belongs only to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441238
Endless love.
If you can't trust her to leave, then she can just stay fucking you all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441238
Potara earrings?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm just going to pick up where the other guy left off.

In addition, their magic courses through the forests and swamps which they inhabit, and a man traversing them may quickly find himself getting lost and being led to their abodes.
When they get their hands on a man, they will drown him in their desire, and in order to satisfy their lust, they will have sex enhanced by numerous magic spells to maximize the pleasure for both participants.
Their flesh that became obscene as if to embody the desire that drove them to become witches invites a man's passion, and as they have sex, their magic also adapts further to the man's body.
The pleasure felt from the witch's body reduces the man's resistance to her magic, and as the man's thoughts begin to dull and fade, their magic will reach its peak effectiveness, letting the man's vitality and mana never run low, and making his passion for them never dull.

They create a master-and-servant contract with a man they capture in this way, turning him into their familiar for their own use.

Individuals who have obtained their own familiars will confine themselves to their domain more than ever, just together with their familiar, and in accordance with their desire, love the man who became their familiar and husband, intertwine their bodies, and spending each day taking in his spirit energy.

Like this they build up their magical power over their lives, and grow in power as witches.
As their strength as a witch increases, they become even more deeply enchanting, and their desire for the pursuit of pleasure and for their husband's spirit energy will become more deeply decadent.
They will use all of their magical power and demonic energy to fulfill their desires.
That is, to make the time spent with their husbands even more filled with joy and ecstasy.

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>>16441238
>yandere husbando
Their just called psychopaths when they're men.

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>>16441246
Well, that's all that was left on her profile.

Reminder for the first half

>Dark Mage
>A Majin-type that manipulates various types of magic
>Sometimes confused with Sabbath's Witch.
>Instead of becoming witches through Bapho power, they are human women that turn into witches by unconsciously absorbing demonic power for the sake of satisfying some extreme desire.
>In other words, they're women that basically sell their souls to DE.
>Unlike Witches, who usually use magic for the sake of the organization and others, Dark Mages are much more hedonistic and selfish, and use magic mostly for their own pleasure.
First info we got on her

>Usually living in unpopular areas like forests or swamps, they rarely appear in front of people.
>However, if one does appear, it is to satisfy their own desires using their great magical power.
>As they are very honest with their feelings, they are unrestrained in sex, and act with the desires of a demon when seeking men.
>When they find a favorable man, they will employ great magic, and go through great lengths to capture him.
>It is said that they will sometimes even change the man's entire village into a demon realm.
>With the village turned into a demon realm, they will naturally take up residence and start big incidents such as turning every single human into monstrous subordinates.
>These notorious witches are not the Sabbath witches, they are Dark Mages known only as "Wicked Witches".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441246
>magic-user who lives in a swamp
I too am a Pyromancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441252
They are still psycopaths regardless of gender.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441246
I'm going to be the hundred knight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441226
>If you're about to assert that MGE is clearly not targeting male otaku your first sentence only becomes that much more ironic.
I'm saying it is but also that anime like Valkyrie Drive are. Girl on girl is most often aimed at guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441268
I understand that, but what exactly is your point? This argument is about women wanting to fuck monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441246
I was expecting mayadere.
This isn't mayadere at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441282
Everyone wants to fuck monster girls.

End of discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441300
Pretty much that.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SYZexFewLA

Russia please no

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441300
MGE is solely about waifus. In MGE, women don't get waifus. Nothing will change that except for KC himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441300
And some get waifus, and others are turned into waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441300
By canon MGE monsters will always prefer cock.

Dykes fuck off, your "waifu" will never love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441310
Stop assuming women's gender you cis scum!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441305
>In MGE, women don't get waifus
I'm sorry anon, but if a girl picks up a copy of the MGE, reads a profile, and declares "Mai waifu", there is nothing you can do to stop it.

>>16441310
Monster Girls Love You.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441313
Except that wouldn't be MGE, but her headcanon

And if she wants to talk about it, she has /u/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441313
>there is nothing you can do to stop it.
I can tell her that she's fighting an uphill battle against a setting which doesn't want her, and she might be happier inserting into a setting that's more yuri friendly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441304
The cosplays are surprisingly good. I like it.
I don't see what you are complaining about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441317
That seems pretty sexist right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441320
They've got cooties. Girls are so gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441316
>>16441317
End of the day, MGE is a mess of contradictions because headcanon is the true canon, because all that matters is that the reader loves MGs.

Thus why yuri gets a "Yeah sure whatever", and the likes of what'shisname, Grigori? Get scorn and take-down notices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441321
Who gives a fuck? The setting doesn't want fags either. You either alp or your lover does. Or you both do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441305
>>16441310
>>16441317
People think your waifu would have to realistically like you back for her to be your waifu? If that was true the majority of people with waifus wouldn't even have them. It's what's in your heart that matters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441321
Who the fuck cares

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441323
>Girls are so gay.
I kek'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441329
>People think your waifu would have to realistically like you back for her to be your waifu? If that was true the majority of people with waifus wouldn't even have them
>He thinks this is the case
She has no option but to like me, if stockholm syndrome has anything to say about it.

[Anonymous No.]

Wait guys, I found the solution! You know how wonderland has genderbender and futa potions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441340
>futa potions
On second thought let's not go to Wonderland it is a rather silly place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441304
>>16441219
At least these ones can kind of dance.

>Will never meet a girl with a tight, toned stomach who can pull off an Anubis cosplay like that.
Shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441340
If I'm not a woman getting pounded by my wife's futa cock while sharing the experiences so we both feel the same things but for some reason I also think I'm a dog, I am not fulfilled.
Wonderland provides for the gap in my soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon! Lets do our best today!
>Oh well thanks hun that's very nice of you very optimi- wait, best at what?
>AT RAPE!

Have a good day /mgt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441342
You sound like an Alp.
This joke is so backwards in its reference I'm sure no one will even get it.

>>16441337
>She has no option but to like me, if stockholm syndrome has anything to say about it.
Y'know another caveat in the MGE is that "Monster Girls Love You", unless you're absolute scum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441246
>>16441255
Pretty good girl
She does anything it takes to get what she want and then enters a life of NEETdom to enjoy it fully

She's not waifu tier but her concept leaves a lot of room for stories
>Human woman wants to become Queen
>She does a whole lot of nasty stuff to seduce the Prince
>Including delving in forbidden monster magic to get rid of her competition
>Her greed for fame and power coupled with mana makes turns her into a Dark Mage
>She takes over the entire country
>She finally becomes queen but is too busy fucking the prince to care about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441353
>Y'know another caveat in the MGE is that "Monster Girls Love You", unless you're absolute scum.
>I'm absolute scum for kidnapping my waifu and making her love me

Seeing as how she's yandere and would do the same I guess that makes us both scum? where are your value judgments now, fog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441351
Ah, blueberry pie.
>>16441353
>You sound like an Alp
I don't want to sound like a queer or nothing, but I would kind of like to make love to you tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441329
>People think your waifu would have to realistically like you back for her to be your waifu?
Atleast for people will mge waifus they would.

As long as they're men. Dyke monsters literally don't exist, that waifu will canon stop being """""gay""""" out of boredom the moment she finds a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441351
Every day I'm reminded of how perfect demons are is a good day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441360
>Seeing as how she's yandere
Oh.

Well in that case I suppose it's more of a reciprocal romantic gesture then.
Carry on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441369
>>16441351
Y'all mothafuckers need Jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440904

I thought of what is possible. I ignored the issue of 'if it should be done.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441365
>Dyke monsters literally don't exist
KC said they exist but he won't personally write them because at most he's only into bi and threesomes.

Sure that means they might as well not exist for most but if it means some people can have a waifu and not bother anyone with it then it does no harm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441370
You're awfully to throw stones anon. What would your waifu think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441329
Yes?
At least in MGE it's hopefully a given.
And for me the idea that a "waifu" would ignore or despise you for who you are is naturally offputting and disqualifies them.

I just want my CC Tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441375
>"They'll most likely search for a husband to share. Sorry, but hard yuri is a bit beyond my context."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441353
WAMMY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441377
Awfully quick**

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441371
But I can't fuck Jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441369
Amen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441382
Tell that to Thomas' sticky fingers or Longinus' thermic lance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441379
>>16441375
And then he said
>"Pure same sex relationships do exist in the setting itself"

Seriously this argument goes the same way every single time. MGE is a self-contradicting mess meant to be wish fulfillment for the reader. Regardless this thread has a staunch position of being against yuri, and as such its validity in the "Canon" of the MGE is ultimately irrelevant.

So can we just put this to bed now? Until the next time the exact same circular argument happens, hopefully not for at least a few more weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441351
>>16440014
I just realized Demon tails are actually pretty fucking thick for their style and compared to others of similar style

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441386
But anon, Jesus is a man-god-thing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441375
Nope, he actually did say they don't exist, see >>16441050

>Q3: What happens if a same sex couple, who are in mutual love, gets monsterized?[3]
>"They'll most likely search for a husband to share. Sorry, but hard yuri is a bit beyond my context."

>Q1: Do same sex relationships exist in the monstergirl encyclopedia?[1]
>"Pure same sex relationships do exist in the setting itself, but only stuff like bi, monsterization, as cause for harems or just fooling around amongst intimate friends will be mentioned in the official material because of my personal taste."
>Pure same sex relationships do exist in the setting itself
>in the setting itself
This isn't contradicting the previous answer, he's saying there are human faggots in the setting.

So unless they want to turn into monsters and lose to cocks, or be NTR'd while masturbating to the humiliation of never being a match for a man, femwhores can fuck off and go to /u/ or /lgbtbbqfbiwtf/ or tumblr to cry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441399
Demigod, anon. The word you're looking for is demigod.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441379
Yet he also said something which contradicted that, in true KC style.
>Do same sex relationships exist in the monstergirl encyclopedia?
>Pure same sex relationships do exist in the setting itself, but only stuff like bi, monsterization, as cause for harems or just fooling around amongst intimate friends will be mentioned in the official material because of my personal taste.
He will only write bi/corruption about those things because it's what he personally likes but if a girl wanted to find a waifu in the setting he's not going to stop them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441400
That second one isn't saying what you think it's saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441403
Well, no. Jesus was god. but he was also the son of god and there by less than god. But he is still the same god that created him...self.

tl;dr the trinity is a bit silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441197
>how do you make a Yeti mad?
Don't walk home from school with her even when you live a couple houses apart

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441197
You shave her fluff while she sleeps. Whe she wakes up everything will end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441414
>Jesus was god
God daddy and human mommy = demigod. Fuck the trinity and all the theological wanking that attempts to turn polytheism into monotheism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441400
>Thinking KC actually gives a shit about what the humans in his setting do
Now THAT is a laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441400
Uninvolved in all this pointless argument but you sure seem upset about the prospect of more people getting with monstergirls
Who cares if it's not entirely Lore friendly, I'd say 80% of people here prefer to envision their MGs in a modern setting which obviously contradicts the official lore

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441396
>>16441407
>>16441410
He clearly wasn't talking about the monsters because he specified it's "in the setting".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441410
His interpretation isn't invalid though, when you think about it. KC didn't specify if it was humans or monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441422
>Arguing religion
>By using other religions as basis

Let's not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441422
The trinity is a big part of Christianity so you can't ignore it. And according to the trinity Jesus is god.

Nothing good can come from this, let's stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>Monstergirls are confirmed super gay
Well, shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441432
Our sexy queen and saviour Jessie Christie was impaled on a giant dildo for three days and three nights. She came to our sins!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441427
>>16441428
Again.

>Thinking KC gives a shit about what the normies do
They're there to be corrupted. Anything he ever elaborates on concerns Monster Girls. That much should be obvious.

But at this point we're just at the critical mass of shitposting. Shall we see just how far down the Rabbit Hole goes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441435
More like the tumblrcunt /u/ defence force is confirmed posting in the thread, butthurt because their waifus are guaranteed to dump them for the real thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441437
Oh god why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441437
I'd still rather a Lucy Fir.
>>16441447
Because this is the Monster Girl thread and you came here willingly.

[Anonymous No.]

Dark Mage was so hyped up and now nobody is talking about her
Did she disappoint you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441427
That wording is used to differentiate material he will personally write from the world it's set in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441452
Literally a human girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441452
No, I like purple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441452
Yes.
In fact, that she's so different than my expectations causes me to dislike her purely because of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441444
>tumblrcunt
I'm reminded of THE NOSES.

[Anonymous No.]

Besides Kraken, what are some MGs that take it easy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441444
That genuinely does not make sense.

>>16441464
I wonder if there is some source origin to the "Tumblr" art meme of drawing characters with "Realistic" bulbous, bloated, oily noses?

>>16441452
Her magical garter straps fascinate me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441441
>Anything he ever elaborates on concerns Monster Girls. That much should be obvious.
And he does say that in the quote too.

>but only stuff like bi, monsterization, as cause for harems or just fooling around amongst intimate friends will be mentioned in the official material because of my personal taste
And the only thing the official material talks about is the monsters. Why would he need to specifically say "in the setting itself" if he was talking about the monsters instead of the world in a larger scale? Especially when it would contradict literally everything else, including his previous answers.

You're twisting one answer out of all the material he has put out to justify your faggotry, all the evidence is against your interpretation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441452
I like her but then again I like (((human))) girls too, provided they are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441452
Nah, she is okay. Though I was expecting more corruption from her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441452
Jokes on you, I love her and the less she's talked in these threads sometimes makes it better

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441472
>Why would he need to specifically say "in the setting itself"
Because he was specifically pointing out that he considers such relations part of the setting, even if he prefers not to write them himself.

The setting that is, in case you forgot, 110% about monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441255
>Hedonism

Oh boy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441246
More and more I'm reminded of the H-Manga with the catboy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441486
>he considers such relations part of the setting
Woah now, that's inferring a lot. It's more a polite "It will never be in the setting and I will never write it, but if you want to pretend it is that's okay.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441472
>And the only thing the official material talks about is the monsters. Why would he need to specifically say "in the setting itself" if he was talking about the monsters instead of the world in a larger scale?
Because >>16441454

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441486
>Because he was specifically pointing out that he considers such relations part of the setting
He doesn't and don't like them either, but is too polite to say just no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441486
>Because he was specifically pointing out that he considers such relations part of the setting
Which do you think is more likely? That he was referring to the human populations existing within the setting, when humans generally have their mentally ill faggots in real life and in pretty much every fictional setting? Or the monsters that had their fundamental programming changed from "kill humans" to "get husbands and fuck" by their god?
>even if he prefers not to write them himself.
He's the creator of the setting he made based on his own fetishes and he doesn't like it. Would you put something you hate into your own fantasy? This is a "japanese No", not a license to be a fruit that needs to get an appointment from Mike.

>The setting that is, in case you forgot, 110% about monster girls.
The setting is 110% about monster girls wanting to fuck human males.

[Anonymous No.]

I have no idea what's going on right now, but I'm expecting a lot of deleted posts within the hour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441516
Wanna run away and talk about the things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441500
>>16441512
Right, and assuming he'd just go off the rails and be referring to non-MG stuff when everything else he talks about is MG-related isn't a stretched inference at all.

>>16441512
Whatever. I'm still gonna like MG Yuri. Still gonna write it. Still gonna commission it. And guess what? Nothin' you can do about it. No amount of whining "It's not cannon!" will matter, because nothing discussed here actually has the slightest bearing on the "Canon". Because the thing we incessantly focus upon doesn't even really have a proper "Canon" to reflect upon in the first place.

So, here's this.
I'mma go to bed.
Enjoy raging at the existence of girls kissing girls.
And remember.
Monster Girls Love You.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441527
ree

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441527
Canon or not, it's not allowed in this thread homie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441452
Shes just another bland hedonist

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441527
See, this is why people hate yuri.
Not because of the yuri itself, but because of the people who like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441524
THE things? What do the things involve?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441532
>Thread rules

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441527
they are waiting for theire husband to come home

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441527
So here it is, a yurifag trying to force his shit again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441527
That image makes me mad. Ryu is the one that's supposed to be embarrassed, not the strong and proud dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441351
I wish more people had listened to you, blueberry-pussy-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441539
You know, husbando stuff.

Waifus, fetishes, daughterus, lilims, the usual stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441527
>Haha I'm going to ignore all the responses because I'm a faggot
>You mad? You mad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441538
Agreed, yurifags are horrible, might even be as bad as futafags. Which is ironic since they apparently hate each other more than anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441527
Based on your post, I'm sure nothing you just kept arguing about is biased at all.
Even though all you have is one misinterpreted sentence in a Q&A compared to all the official material, the other Q&A answers that directly contradict it and what the author wants from the setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441549
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441554
>You just don't /get/ it.
You sound like a hipster y'know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441527
Fight on.
>>16441532
There's no rules especially for this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441562
>Made up quote
>Ad hominem

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441538
Eh, I'd say both sides in this have been just as bad.

[Anonymous No.]

Now post the cucknubis one with the dragon

[Anonymous No.]

I'm just waiting for the mods to go nuclear/wild.
Remember to report all /u/shit and send it where it belongs. The garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441527
You admit to want to start shit. I hope the mods do their job.

>>16441565
>Samefagging

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441565
Huh. Don't think I've got this one. Looks to be the same artist too. Thanks for sharing.

>>16441574
Oh god no, please don't tell me anyone actually held onto those shitty edits.

>>16441578
Actually tried to kill this "Discussion" several times. But people just kept going on and on with "It's not canon it doesn't exist reeeeee!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441559
Alright. How is your waifu doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441584
You wanted to end the discussion by saying you're right. Everyone is telling you you're not.

Go back to /u/ if you want yuri so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441584
>Oh god no, please don't tell me anyone actually held onto those shitty edits.
>Shitty edit
I'm talking about the picture .less did

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes I like to think of slimes

[Anonymous No.]

Beware beetles in the bushes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441565
>There's no rules especially for this thread.
>being this new
OUT

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441565
Let's post futa and NTR then, since there's no rules. Oh and monsterboys too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441591
I wanted it to end at "This shit never goes anywhere".

>>16441592
There's the picture .less did. And then there's the shitty edit someone made with the word "KEK" obnoxiously tacked on.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you think about monstergirls hiding their "features" and pretending they are human?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441585
Feeling cooped up because its been raining all day everyday for about a week now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441600
>Oh and monsterboys too.
Kay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441562
>completely made up quotes that have nothing to do with the post being quoted
Is that what you've been reduced to?

>>16441565
Did you get that shitty drawing from your fellow landwhales on tumblr?

>>16441572
Yeah, the people trying to push their explicitly noncanon shit fetish on the thread are just as bad the rest of us, of course.

>>16441584
>"It's not canon it doesn't exist reeeeee!"
Perhaps people kept saying it's not canon and telling yurishit fetish pushers to fuck off, because it literally isn't canon and retards are trying to push acceptance for their cancerous fetish into the thread.
And that edit was quite accurate for the man who commissioned that picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441538
Don't pretend like anti yuri fags aren't obnoxious as well

>REEE PUREST LOVE REEE

>REEE MONSTER GIRLS CAN ONLY LIKE COCK REEE

I'll never understand how people can get so worked up over a wish fulfillment fantasy porn setting

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441601
>There's the picture .less did. And then there's the shitty edit someone made with the word "KEK" obnoxiously tacked on.
Hah, some one post it, I want to save it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441614
The second one is canon though

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441614
Everyone is saying yuri happens, but not "pure love" involved.

So I don't see your point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441609
Did it start raining on saturday for you too?
Man, I wish I could get some cuddles with mine in this slightly cold and rainy weather.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441612
>Yeah, the people trying to push their explicitly noncanon shit fetish on the thread are just as bad the rest of us, of course.
I can think of a massive amount of non-canon things that are widely accepted.
>>16441614
Exactly this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441629
>Exactly this >>16441624

Stop trying to victimize yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441527
DELET THIS
[spoiler/]too decent

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441612
>Perhaps people kept saying it's not canon and telling yurishit fetish pushers to fuck off, because it literally isn't canon and retards are trying to push acceptance for their cancerous fetish into the thread.
Point being that what is and isn't "Canon" in actuality has absolutely no bearing on what this thread deems "Acceptable" anyway, and desperately trying to justify something's status as unacceptable based on its "Canonicity" is ridiculous. You're not going to get anyone to stop liking the MGE just because of what you deem is acceptable in it.

Though maybe you're not the same guy who earlier was talking about how the MGE is the MGE, and anybody who doesn't like it to the letter should go make a carbon-copy catered to their fetishes. In which case I've been thwarted by the phenomenon of anon and am in effect a raving madman.

[Anonymous No.]

>It's a yurifag throws a tantrum about people not wanting their shit here episode and plays the victim

Welp, I'll be back in a few hours after this blows over.

[Anonymous No.]

are you guys really doing this again

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441624
The former kind of denotes the latter though.

>>16441641
Happens once every so often. Here's hoping the cyclical shitstorm doesn't occur again for a good long while.

[Anonymous No.]

Time to get the drinks out lads

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441647
>The former kind of denotes the latter though
No it doesn't. Are you too dense or just forcing it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441632
I'm not victimizing anyone, I think both sides are dumb as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441648
where is tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441648
That tiny, uncomfortable looking chair makes me think air travel. And now I'm thinking Mile High Club with Monster Girls. And now I'm thinking about Monster Girl Flight Service in general.

[Anonymous No.]

how about a fox?
people like foxes right?
how would you deal with a yandere nine tails?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441653
Neutralfags have to go

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441650
Little bit of both? On the one hand, look up yuri on say, Gelbooru, and you'll just get lesbian porn. Simple, straight-forward eroticism. But when someone is talking about "Yuri" conceptually, they tend to be doing so in the context of the so-called "Pure Love Relationship".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441658
Mostly unrelated, but the other day I was thinkng about how common lingerie stores and sex toy stores and other fetish stores would be in MGC. I feel like it would be a little like fast food, but with sexy clothes and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

Which one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441673
Left looks fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441622
Thank you for proving my point. This thread disregards KC's cannon whenever it becomes inconvenient and this isn't an MGE thread it's a MG thread so don't be a pussy and try to hide behind that like it's a legitimate reason.

>>16441624
My point is that you're both annoying and only here to start shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441675
I'm going with middle, because she looks so embarrassed, and I want to cum on her glasses

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441627
Yeah around then, when that big ass front moved through. And its been raining ever since, had to have the AC on last week and now I need the heater, I just wish the damn weather would pick a side already.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see a wight working out a bit, nothing too heavy but enough to make her sweat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441666
Holy shit you're dumb. Does context mean anything to you?

>>16441681
>My point is that you're both annoying and only here to start shit
Everyone was fine until yurifags tried to force their shit again. Why do you want to blame both sides when it's just one?

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>>16441614
>>16441629
>>16441653
>try to push trash on the thread again
>get utterly destroyed in an argument and show everyone how big of a faggot you are
>time to pretend to be a fence-sitter instead of a yurifag
>"but guys both sides are as bad"

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>>16441670
At least as common as in Athens, Greece. Which is to say, a store every other block.

The blocks between them have strip clubs.
Head further away from downtown, and you'll get bazaars selling all sorts of erotic goods and artworks.

And yes I am still just talking about Athens.

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>>16441683
The nerdiest ones are always the sluttiest, kinkiest motherfuckers know to man. On the flipside, the ones who are so called "delinquents" are usually the ones who ask for you to be gentle with them.

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>>16441694
Then I have chosen wisely

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>>16441691
Huh. The more you know.

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>>16441687
>Does context mean anything to you?
Does it to you? People seem like they've been flip-flopping on whether they're talking about plain and simple porn or relationship shit all night.

>Why do you want to blame both sides when it's just one?
It takes two to bicker anon. They'd post their shit and be swept away in the course of the ever fluctuating conversation of the thread, but instead people try and "Keep them out" by arguing how they're wrong about everything, which of course just spirals into the same shitshow it always does, accomplishing nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

Did that anon ever continue that DnD story with MGS playing with the single human male?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441704
>It takes two to bicker anon. They'd post their shit and be swept away in the course of the ever fluctuating conversation of the thread, but instead people try and "Keep them out" by arguing how they're wrong about everything, which of course just spirals into the same shitshow it always does, accomplishing nothing
It's like you're new and don't know people don't do that because that would mean the thread is accepting whatever shit is being posted.

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>>16441689
What the fuck are you on about, are you in some kind of fantasy land where only one group of people can think someone is dumb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441670
How does one's MG wife react when they're walking around with their dearest while wearing sluttery and other single guys oogle her? Is it flattering or now that she has a husband is it uncomfortable?

[Anonymous No.]

Salamanders requests fights

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>>16441725
[X] Pommel

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441725
Are lizardmen and salamanders pretty much equals in combat potency? Just different colors and shit?

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>>16441710
>people don't do that because that would mean the thread is accepting whatever shit is being posted.
Right. Because the thread's steadfast stance of not "Accepting" these things has done such a great job at stopping the repetitious shitstorms.

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>>16441704
>"just ignore them" meme
You are either completely retarded or one of these >>16441527 subhumans who try to start shit everytime.

Silent acceptance is still acceptance. Even with zero tolerance the cancer outbreaks of tumblrcunts and cucks are this bad, these threads would be destroyed if you gave ever them an inch because the amount of yurifag shitposting would increase exponentially every time they aren't told to fuck off.

Not to mention they're objectively fucking wrong about the thing they're trying to start shit with this time.
>but look at this one line in this on Q&A interpreted in this one specific way that contradicts everything KC has ever said and done, this proves we're right hurrrr

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441684
It's around 20C in here, so I don't need an AC, but I do need my hot wife.
She would get pretty cuddly at times like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441725
I already fought one Anon.
We're happy together.
>>16441731
It's mostly personallity and flavor differences, what with Salamanders being fire newts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441595
Slimes are cute

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Snow Queen to be with a little loli glacies

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441659
prepare myself for a life of ceaseless mofumofu fuwafuwa

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441740
>a bigamous relationship with both a salamander and lizardman where they literally fucking fight brutally over you.

Muh dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441731
salamanders just have a visible hype meter

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441719
Flattered, but if they start getting loud and rude annoyed, and if they even think about touching enraged

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>>16441737
>These threads would be destroyed
Sorry but, seriously, what the hell does that even mean? If not utterly derailed by the shitstorms that result from the attempts to tell them to fuck off, then what is "Destroying the Threads"?

And please don't tell me the answer is something about "Thread Culture"...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441734
If it wasn't for those shitstorms these threads wouldn't exist, or would have been sent to /d/ at best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441739
Man you're making me want my waifu now, doesn't even matter what temperature it is I'd want to cuddle her but especially if its cold, which is rarely even is here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441748
I like to think that Salamanders have more going on with them, what with the fire aesthetic and all.

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>>16441737
>Even with zero tolerance the cancer outbreaks of tumblrcunts and cucks are this bad
What's the obsession with tumblr that the antis seem to have anyway? They're the only ones even mentioning it.
>but look at this one line in this on Q&A interpreted in this one specific way that contradicts everything KC has ever said and done, this proves we're right hurrrr
To be fair, it's a lot more clear in Japanese. The translation is an abomination and KC's writing style is messy even in Japanese.

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>>16441747
I feel like that might be counter productive.

Generally lots of bruising and bloodied wounds do little to help foster intimacy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441752
Fuck off back to tumblr, it's easy to tell from your ignorance and posting style you aren't from here or even from 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441759
I headcannon them having basic mastery over fire

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441752
Yeah, you're new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441747
I'll stick with my little heat gecko. Fighting belongs outside the bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441747
>a bigamous relationship with both a salamander and lizardman where they literally fight brutally fucking you over
Fixed that for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>3d gets posted
>thread goes to shit

[Anonymous No.]

i'm just gonna bury myself in comfy fox chest pillows (or thigh pillows for that matter) until this shitfest blows over

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441766
Yeah, that's what I like to imagine, like firebenders, but with less invasions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441752
If you've never seen a thread/topic corrode to absolute garbage that the jannies and mods nuke on sight you should lurk a bit more.
It ain't perfect but there's a good balance going on in these threads now. There has to be some level of self policing and even if it seems arbitrary the accepted thread standards are important for keeping things stable.
In this specific case, a lot of people just don't like that stuff. It doesn't matter if you'd be cordial about it, it will always still attract controversy so it's better to try and nip it.

[Anonymous No.]

What was your waifu's 'most likely to' title in her yearbook?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441777
Lucky digits! Make a wish to the fox-pillows!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441753
Yup. That right there. That broke my brain.

>>16441764
>>16441770
If you don't have an actual response, maybe try something that doesn't just confirm your own idiocy?

>>16441781
Just that after the fifth time or so I really question if the self-policing is actually helping with the so-called stability, or doesn't just exasperate the problems.

>>16441760
>What's the obsession with tumblr that the antis seem to have anyway?
Tumblr, despite being a blog format with a wide-variety of content hosted on its service, garners a reputation for a number of those blogs being for the most horrendous sort of Feminazi, Misandrist, Hate-Spewing, Gender-Convoluting Degenerates. Thus those who naturally despite such things, and anything they perceive as even tangentially related to the interests there-of, use "Tumblr" as a catch-all for their opposition, despite Tumblr itself being rather more varied.

>To be fair, it's a lot more clear in Japanese. The translation is an abomination and KC's writing style is messy even in Japanese.
I wonder how many issues in this community might be solved if we all learned nip?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441788
Most likely to burn her lover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441796
Have you seen the japanese language?
It's ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441788
Most likely to run a self-help line

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441760
>To be fair, it's a lot more clear in Japanese
>trust me guys he's totally saying a totally different thing in the translated quote

>>16441781
>In this specific case, a lot of people just don't like that stuff.
Way to downplay it. Yurifags are some of the most cancerous faggots you can run into, they're so bad you can't tell the 3dpd dykes and male yurifags apart from eachother. They take over every fandom and thread they latch onto.

>>16441796
>Yup. That right there. That broke my brain.
>Just that after the fifth time or so I really question if the self-policing is actually helping with the so-called stability, or doesn't just exasperate the problems.
How about the fact you couldn't even be posting here and starting shit. The threads would've stopped existing years ago if we didn't keep kicing out all the retarded faggots with their shit fetishes and brain damage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441796
At this point I think you're just trying to continue the shitstorm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441796
I mean, shit, like over half our drawfags have tumblr pages. Guess we better chase them off too for being dirty lolberal feminazi sjws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441788
She didn't win any 'most likely' titles but she did win 'Most Pure.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441803
I've studied it a bit. It's honestly not so bad once you get into it. Though there are more symbols to memorize than the Roman Alphabet used in English (~80 Symbols vs. 54, nevermind Kanji), their use is much more strict, so it's modestly easy to learn. That it's structured very differently from English and other related languages just makes the transition a tad rough.

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>>16441796
>Yup. That right there. That broke my brain.
>If you don't have an actual response, maybe try something that doesn't just confirm your own idiocy?
You've been told several times already, but you only accept as valid answers those you like .

I'm gonna stop now, given that you're just most likely fishing for (You)s since you can't be this retarded.

Also lurk more, newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

Can't wait to see what happens when the janitors of /a/ push the MonMusu thread and this thread together in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441788
Most likely to blow herself up when trying to fuse magic and science.

Just because she's a Kobold doesn't mean she's not good at magical science!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441775
Fucking real women sabotaging the thread in fear of it's potential!

[Anonymous No.]

"Oh no~! What nasty things do you have planned for me now that you defeated me my mighty Paladin?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441825
Same than now, but people like this yurifag will get more support and start to try forcing their shit more here.

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>>16441811
It's funny that you actually think you're kicking them out.

>>16441825
>>16441838
Oh oh, don't forget a likely increase in cuckposting.
More Lala though, that's a plus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441831
Mmmm grape. The unsung color.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441675
Then that leaves me with right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441072
I miss this series...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441840
>Oh oh, don't forget a likely increase in cuckposting
Which we should obviously accept because we "can't stop it"

Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>KC forgets to stick Mage instead of loli spider on his twitter
Either even he agrees she's a get-over-with-and-forget tier, or he's a baka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441831
stretch that purple butthole with my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441831
Give me your horns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440748

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441853
If the janitors force MonMusu thread over here, yeah, you can't really stop it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440748

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441831
We seriously need more monstergirls with lingerie like this one.

>>16441860
You obviously can't with that mindset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441853
>>16441860
I won't give in without a fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441866
I want to know how you plan to stop such a thing happening. I'm not even fucking with you, I'm genuinely curious. Because I think its gonna happen any fucking day now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441869
Are you old enough to remember people pushing futa here? Where are they now?

That's your answer.

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>>16441853
You seem really hung up on "Accepting" things. Just seems like there should be a better way of marginalizing things deemed problematic and controversial than stirring up a massive shitstorm every time they're so much as mentioned.

Also there's already plenty of cuckposting here (referring to people throwing around cuck as an almost undefined insult). It would only get worse if we saw an increase in the posting of worst cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441873
Shitpost constantly, got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441873
Unlike a lot of the other things that get shouted down here, they probably really were able to get their fix on /d/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441875
>Also there's already plenty of cuckposting here (referring to people throwing around cuck as an almost undefined insult)
There's not cuckposting at all.

>>16441877
>Everything I don't support is shitposting.
Same happened with monsterboy lovers pushing it here. Do you support them too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441881
>I'm going to assume he supports something because he said the word shitposting.

Good job on looking like a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441881
>There's not cuckposting at all.
Now that's just untrue. There was some... last thread? No thread before? One before that maybe? God they all blur together...

Well, at the very least, it was successfully shut down pretty quickly and quietly, which is a nice change of pace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441886
Sorry, I'm not the retard who thinks telling people to fuck off to their respective boards is shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440989
>>16441134
I hope Dark Mage also counts as a job class for mature monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

remember when this thread was about monster girls


yeah neither do i

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>>16441891
You might not be a retard, but your autism levels are pretty fucking up there my man. I don't condone yuri or futa or cuck or vore or any other retarded shit out there, but your "If you aren't with me, you're against me" shit is why people don't like you in real life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441899
>Projecting

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441898
Those were the days...

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>>16441898
We should change that. M/mgc/GA

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make a dominatrix demon submissive via the power of my sword of flesh

or she resists it and i become her fucktoy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441898
Might as well be /h with all the shitflinging about fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441905
Nice. You sure showed me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441898
Ah yes...

Way back in the spring of 2012.
Before the days of Waterworld and the Postman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441909
What if both of you break?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441855
>stretch that purple butthole with my dick
I wonder how a defeated demon would react to being told that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441915
How that could possibly happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441909
What about you just go for a sub one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441923
what's the fun in that

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441920
Unblockable spear vs absolute defense shield
its a old story

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441923
I prefer to turn aggressive ones into cum dumpsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441927
>>16441932
I never understood that. I guess I haven't read enough memes and doujins for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441932
>You will never go on a journey to break strong monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>the thread I made ends up getting the most shitposting
My shitty luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441938
You'll most likely end broken yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441941
>Low pitch, monotone reeeee

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441938
Or end up broken by one that you cant finally charm with your vorpal blade

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441918
arousal

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441788
Most likely to fight for fun, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441943
but what a journey it will be
start off with a haughty werewolf and call it quits somewhere around vampire or mid teir foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441943
Only when I reach my goal of seduce-fighting a jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441957
>Pumping and dumping monsters
>Being chad

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441957
You know I actually want you to be successful
I want you to break all those monsters.
Because then, fools will try to copy you and fail, bossing the monster population.

For the greater good, break those girls so other monsters can have their boysluts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441968
who said I'm dumping girls
Having loyal, broken girls will help me collect more girls.
I want to end with a harem of willing girls, when i break a woman, the pieces still belong to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441957
Well if you start from the bottom of course you will be able to get some.

Have fun ending as a boytoy, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

These are your tank, healer and mage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441980
Carry on then. Last thing I want is to discover I'm just fucking damaged goods.

Unless its Nessa. I'd fuck the shit out of Nessa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441980
Come on man play along!
Let the man have his happy ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441987
Nah

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441980
fuck >>16441985
meant for >>16441979

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441984
Guess that makes me front line infantry

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441984
I prefer raw physical damage parties to be honest, KILL EM BEFORE THEY KILL YOU

fuck metal slimes trough

[Anonymous No.]

Would geralt of rivia fuck every monster girl he came across?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442019
Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442003
I like this party. Wouldn't mind being raped by.

>>16441984
Including this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442019
CONTRACT:
The nonnwraith over yonder village is being a nuisance!
She needs to be laid.
A sum of money will go to anyone that calms that bitch down.

[Anonymous No.]

Doctor! Doctor! Give me the news! I've got a bad case of cumming inside of you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442033
piercings are gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442033
>lip ring
no thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442033
Those are some fine snek tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442033
Didn't we just get out of a futa argument?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442025
Shoggoth is the taunt tank that can inflict debuffs

Vampire is the fragile glass cannon with uber speed

Jabberwock is the jack of all stats

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442035
>>16442036
It's okay, this thread accepts alps. I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442019
I'm now imagining him preparing for every hunt by taking some makeshift viagra pills and stashing a dildo or two.

Then there's Yen and Ciri to consider

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442042
Not an alp with a disgusting face piercing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442035
>>16442036
There's a lip ring in the profile art too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442047
To each their own. For every dude who thinks piercings are disgusting, there's three guys whacking it just because she has one.

[Anonymous No.]

So about them lilims

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442033
What are the gloves for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442053
I want to write my oc donut steel lilim. I even have a good idea for a gluttenous one. But I just can't pull the trigger to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

How should the men act like in a reversed gender role, compared to the men we have on earth? How should the monster girls react to a guy who has their sex drive? How does a older monster girl react to the men when the find out they've metrosexualized during the time they were gone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441851
But why? A new translation was released last night

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441984
>Dark Priest healer
Her "healing" techniques must be lewd as hell. I'd be perfectly okay with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442051
It's still disgusting and gets in the way of kissing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441938
>you'll never fuck a demon while she begs you to make atleast some kind of a contract between moans of pleasure

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442052
>to each their own
let's not go down this slippery slope again
>>16442051
Ok, that doesn't mean it isn't disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

What if...a Nightmare who wants to put the world into eternal slumber so she can more easily discover her perfect man?

What if...zany Touhou tier plots that MGs might try?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442059
>How should the men act like in a reversed gender role, compared to the men we have on earth?

Submissive. Very submissive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442053
They're SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442060
...Shit. Really?

Damn, I've been really lapsing on this stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442064
>>16442066
I'm onto you Pharaoh shills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442053
What about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442053
What about them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442078
>if you hate one, you love the other
No I don't like either

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442080
That's not a lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442059
While not one for reversed gender roles, at least not in it's entirety, Men would more often than not be submissive.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you satisfied your Wight desires and needs lately anon? they tend to get really bold if you dont please her daily

[Anonymous No.]

Foxloli stronk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442068
Sounds like we'd need a dream team of dudes hyped up on stimulants to stop the menace before they OD or crash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442078
I just hate shitty facial jewelry, I don't care about Pharaohs at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441984
Is this 4 party or 5 party?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442090
What is this? Monster Hunter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442089
I want a haughty mistress Wight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442089
I want to put her in a full nelson and fuck her up the butt to wipe that smug off her face

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442107
but anon thats EXACTLY what she wants you to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442107
I would eat her ass and ask for seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442126
And I'm going to do it extra hard until she regrets underestimating me
>>16442127
was teetering between asking her to sit on my face and violently sodomizing her. Smug makes me do bad things.

[Anonymous No.]

>Finally make the new top10 with the new girls
>Now I feel bad about the ones who lost their position

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442144
>feel bad for having a top 10 at all because I have a waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442145
I don't see the problem though, it's a top10, not a harem pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442132
Teetering between being a submissive ass licking slave and being a rapist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442148
I know, bit it still feels a little dirty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442153
As long as you have her at the first position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442149
I can't always control what my dick wants

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442155
Oh, absolutely!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442107
Now I feel a sudden desire to begin lifting so that I can pull off that kind of sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442156
I, too, suffer from this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442107
>Pull off the wight in a nelson
>Start impregnating her until you wipe that smirk off
>After things are done some hours later she still got that smug face, but now its mixed with pleasure and abit of drooling

Nice going

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442156
Truly the dick knows not it's own desires.

I also never know if I want my waifu to knock me down and mount me, or if I should bend her over a table or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442107
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2533579

Best sex position, I want to do something like that with a Gremlin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442178
I became on e with my dick, I've come to like being forced and forcing sex with my waifu and she likes it too.

Best of every world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442182
It's arguably the greatest, which is why I'm conflicted about my waifu's height.
>>16442184
>I became one with my dick
It's the only way to truly do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442182
>Best sex position
Not at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442190
>It's arguably the greatest, which is why I'm conflicted about my waifu's height.
There's another position that tall and strong girls are good at.

Basically they use the strength of their arms on a table or surface to keep them selves in the air while you fuck them. Sadly I can't find the tag for it, if there's even one at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Hi, Anon! Long time no see, right?"
>"H-Huh? Y-Yeah! Of course I remember your name! You used to sit in front of me during class, yes?
>"At the back?! Right, right! Of course! How could I forget! Ha ha... ha."
>" Y-Yeah, I've changed, haven't I? You've changed too... quite a bit..."

>"Well, you know how after The Gate opened and Monster started pouring in into the country they started making couples with human men and how there are less and less pure human marriages everyday? It's all over the news.
>"Well, the same it is for job opportunities. With so many Monsters it's been hard finding anything. For every job or work that there was before now there seems to be a monster that does it better that human, but I was still able to find a job offer from a new company, Moo-O-Corp, a while ago!"
>"W-Well, yeah. At first I thought that they were interested in my accounting degree, but apparently they already have a dragon doing that... Turns out they were looking new employees for their 'production line'..."
>"I've had to start taking these hormones and drinking a lot of this weird milk they give us, and... it has changed my body. They say the transformation is not complete yet, but that I'm already good enough to start working by Tuesday."
>"The money is alright, but it's still not good enough to pay for an apartment, and my parents said that they couldn't help me anymore."
>"...S-So... I-I've had to start doing some 'j-jobs' on the side, you know? Ha ha..."
>"..."
>"W-Would you be interested? I-In me?"

>"A GIRLFRIEND?! B-BUT YOU WERE A VIRGIN LOSER AT SCHOOL! HO-"
>"NO! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT AT ALL!"
>"It was a joke! S-See? HA HA HA HA HA!"
>"Please don't leave! I'm sorry! I'll make it up to you however you want! I'll do anything! For free!"

>"Please...! Not you too."
>"I don't... I don't want to die alone out here as well..."

[Anonymous No.]

Who was it that made you start liking monstergirls?
While the first announcer was good, she's the reason I love reptile girls and brown girls (but I also thank Mihoshi from Tenchi Muyo for making me see why brown girls are best).

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442202
Well, she'll just have to wait until she's fully holst until I'll take her up again.

And that's assuming there werewife will even open her mind to a 'pack wife'.

>>16442206
I believe the first announcer is what did it for me, although she certainly solidified it.
Holy shit, I knew who it would be before even looking at the spoiler or picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442206
I found EMG first. Then I found these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442065
>gyaah, haa, haa- please- just- sign- ill- give- aaaaaAAANYthing!!
>ram her against the wall, hastily scratching out a signature and toss the contract aside
>Demon Packmule has joined the party!
>has to carry around all your trash drops and various items on your journeys
>she got so little out of the one-sided contract that she's constantly a submissive, subservient mess
>force her to do humiliating, degrading non-sexual things for the harem/party's entertainment and laughter
>she fucking loves it and M's it up to 11 in bed begging you to insult her in public like the failure she is

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442206
Watching the Orson's farm

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442206
It's debatable. I liked a few of the digimon girls but it wasn't until years later when I realized what anime was that I developed a catgirl fetish and that spiralled out of control into being a full blown monster girl fan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442202
So she implies she isn't a virgin, was a bitch with me and only wants me because she doesn't want to be alone.

She can go fuck herself.

>>16442206
The female Digimons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442206
I never really had a conscious 'awakening', I've just liked girls with animal ears and tails for as long as I can remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442198
That sounds great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442202
>cute milk maid who used to be a bully in highschool is now wanting me to be her husband and milk her

Yes. So much yes. And i'd never refuse and make her feel so sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442206
>Mihoshi
Great taste brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442202
She can stay only if she'll sleep in a cage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442232
Not you again

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442227
I dunno, it doesn't look like she's finished her transformation yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442218
>So she implies she isn't a virgin, was a bitch with me and only wants me because she doesn't want to be alone.
>She can go fuck herself.

That's very mean. She changed and can't you forgive? It makes you the bigger man to forgive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442235
Yes me again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442206
Not sure, All I remember was liking mermaids and girls with animal ears and tails, and here I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442239
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442222
I guess an easier way of explaining it would be that it's like suspended congress where the girl supports herself using something behind her.

Reduces the burden on the guy and makes something that would usually be difficult with a girl that size a whole lot easier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442243
But that makes you a weak man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442202
What if I already have a monstergirl girlfriend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442202
Nah miss me with that shit but I'll throw you a bone and let my wife give you some leftover DE
Then later I'd feel bad and use my Demongirl's connections to at least find a place to stay

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442206
Literally my waifu.
Not only did she really spark my love for MGs, she pulled me out of being a goddamn furry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442247
I don't care, I hope she dies alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442206
i dont know, i always had this fearboner for vampires, those fangs and how they are always so clearly stronger than you yet they look so fragile when you are hugging one

impregnating a MG capable of flooring you with a finger is a big turn on for me, she is basically accepting you as part of her life regardless of how superior she is you in every way

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442202
People are too mean to this cow.

She's changed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442244
Again, that's pretty fantastic.

It's a struggle being 5'7 with a waifu who's about 6'8.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442206
MGQ I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442259
It doesn't sound like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442259
>She's changed
She literally says she wants you because she has no other choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442261
Jinko or wock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442261
>tfw my waifu would be a titan
>except that's in Japanese terms and I'm actually taller than she is
Goddamn womanlets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442269
>>16442266
She's not a slut anon. She's just a little haughty. Everyone loves haughty.

[Anonymous No.]

Excluding anything related to sex debauchery, does you waifu have a moral compass? What's her relative alignment given the setting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442068
But did she stick the landing? Did the Russian Jinko judge give her a 4/10 for her dive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442279
She's a chaos girl. And her moral compass is probably abit weird considering the stuff I'd let her do to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442276
Not me.
Especially unwarranted haughty. Bin it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442273
No, just a really tall Salamander.
>>16442275
Oh those Japs and their heights,

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442275
I still can't get over that buff wolfu being 198cm

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442276
I like haughty. That's not haughty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442284
Bin you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442276
There's nothing wrong with being a slut, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442281
>Stick the landing
Someone put up the end result, I didn't save it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442279
Lawful good or neutral good. Closer to lawful good though!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442286
>tfw tall as characters that have been described as 'giant' before

I just adjust all numbers in my head to relative

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442292
But you're wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442206
I miss breath of fire.
Then there was Mutio from Blue Sub #6 as well.
Then I discovered Lilims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442292
>Slut = Haughty
You wot

Also yes, there is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442302
You wanna talk about lilims or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442279
She's a Lich that sometimes do some evil experiments. I guess it would depend on who you are asking (Mostly monster or human) but I would say that she tends towards the evil side of the spectrum, but lawful evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442298
I mean, the height thing is crazy, imagine an Oni who's jacked to high hell and she barely passes the 6 foot mark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442279
In the setting I would say that she's probably chaotic neutral.

Not above stealing from travellers or misleading people but would never bring random people any harm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442292
t. Mari / Illassa

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442059
I'd imagine that Enchidnas, Pharaohs and wights would be disappointed in the quality of men past the industrial revolution era. Preening cucks they would call men of the modern world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442279
Chaotic neutral I guess would be the most fitting for her. She's haughty, proud and likes to show off by dueling others,but she's a good girl that just wants to make me love her even more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442307
Just like their design.
Just something about Lilims or Hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442279
Neutral good.

Living alone with her and just making swords doesn't really lend itself to moral issues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442309
I'm sure her experiments aren't that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442279
Proudly Lawful Evil. But mostly just in the whole 'spread the Demon Realm' for the purposes of bringing about more monstergirl x human relationships.
She does take joy in it though and actively likes seeing people corrupted, in a 'mother knows best' kind of way.
She knows it can make me slightly uncomfortable though so she reserves and composes herself when I'm around while she's working, even though I say it's okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442327
I like lilims' horns. I want to touch and admire one, but my waifu would kill me again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442279
True Neutral.
She doesn't care about the old world's conflicts, she just wants a peaceful love-filled life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442279
My Kobold waifu is a neutral good. I say neutral only because she does love her science experiments and doesn't care much for extensive rules and stuff, but she's definitely not evil at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442279
Nuetral Evil, a playful Cahotic Nuetral after i've taught her not to misbehave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442279
She has about the same moral values as a normal person, but misses the days when monstergirls had more power.

[Anonymous No.]

How often do you read and does your waifu like to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442360
Anon, you're stroking out!

Doctor! We need a doctor!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442368
I have flayers to flay the disease away!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442364
Me? Scarcely at all these days.
Her? All the damn time.
Opposites attract I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442364
All the time. And since she's in that picture, probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442371
>>16442368
its too early. Send yhe Flayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442364
I don't read as much as I used to, but she probably reads a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442364
A lot actually, she didn't really have television to pass time, so she would just read books to pass time before passing out.
Now she just gets forces me to sit on her lap as she reads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442364
My waifu likes to read a lot more than I do, but I'm the one who reads to our daughteru. Other than reading to my daughteru (and my waifu even though she's embarrassed to admit she likes it) I don't read much at all. I really love reading to them though!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442364
My waifu is classy. So she reads in her spare time with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442371
>>16442377
Prepare the OR! No time for sterilization! Dr. Flayer, paging Dr. Flayer! Quickly, remove the patient's garments!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442342
Horns and their tails.
Good heavens.
Would they blush or be lewd if you kiss them upon their tail or horns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442377
Bash him in the head ith one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442364
are those writers worth reading?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442390
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442376
Fuck off, Junecunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442364
Me and my waifu read a lot. We'll usually throw on an acoustic album and cuddle and read. She's been going through Auguries of Innocence By Patti Smith while I've been reading Please Kill Me: the Uncensored Oral History of Punk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442398
Even though I love yuge meaty paws. I like this hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

It's always the youngest sibling that gets bullied

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442390
I think so, I'm on one of those books so I'm biased

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442363
I feel you on that last point. There's the faintest bit of longing for the good ol' days, or at least having more authority.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442390
I don't know any of those guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442411
I want those onee-sans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442257
>impregnating a MG capable of flooring you with a finger is a big turn on for me, she is basically accepting you as part of her life regardless of how superior she is you in every way
This is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442387
Of course they are going to be lewd, especially if you go for their tail. They'll most likely tease you with it and make you do unspeakable lewd things with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442257
I see that you too understand one of the finer points of monster girls in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442426
I thought that was like 90% of the appeal of Monstergirls though
I'd argue that's a constant across all MG lovers

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442281

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442438
SPIRAL ENERGY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442438
Believe in the Wendy that believes in your dick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442442
>>16442441

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442476
This is the drill that will pierce the heavens!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442418
Get to it then

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442476
Goodbye, Queen Wendan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442438
>>16442476
God Gundam Automaton stopping Wendidrill with the palm of her hand when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442488
Is it wrong that I want an Automaton to look like Anubis from Zone of the Enders?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442488
I don't think any type of gundam can stop the power of a spiral wendigo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442496
There's already a Dolores Automaton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442503
That's pretty cool.
I just want an Automaton that can Zero Shift.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442497
GN Particles working in tandem with Spiral Energy could pull some shit.
In that regard, 00 Automaton with DE nucleus and weaponry when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442279

Chaotic good. She's a good person, but breaking rules and practicing taboo turns her on (like using magic to transform us both into kids so we can take each others' virginity again)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442279
True Neutral
She tries to be a good ruler but her natural, hedonistic tendencies in her personal life run counter to that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442202
>>16442207
>>16442218
>>16442259
I'd do it. I'd take her in.
Though I'd definitely let her cry her heart out in public before telling her that she can stay with me, but only if she contributed to our home's income with her own.

She of course would be extremely grateful (even if her feeling were born out of pure necessity) that I wouldn't let her sleep in the street after what she's been through, thanking me over and over.
My girlfriend might question my decision, so I'd explain to her how she's an old friend from school and how I couldn't leave her in her time of need, so she'd accept, even if she kept leery of her.

The thing is that my monster girl and I just recently bought this apartment and there's basically no furniture save for some chairs, a desk and our bed.
She'd have to sleep on the floor.
We'd give her some blankets to cover herself at night, and she'd be grateful because of it, since it's still better to sleep outside, out in the open... even if she has to hear our love-making every night.

She'd keep working at the milking company, walking towards the factory in nothing but a trench-coat over her indecent work uniform (the only two pieces of clothing that she owned after she had to sell everything else after her parents kicked her out), and taking the necessary milk and hormones to continue her treatment, her body changing into a lewder shape everyday, none the wiser that her mind was slowly changing as well.

Soon, thanks to the money all three of us have contributed, my girlfriend and I would have enough money to buy a double couch and a TV to watch movies together. My girlfriend and I would spend the afternoons watching tv with my childhood bully at my feet mindlessly looking the screen, resting her back against my legs for comfort.
One of those afternoons I'd carefully but firmly place my fingers over her head. She'd slightly flinch and turn back too look at me, but without a word she'd go back to looking at the screen.
She'd start thinking about how long has it been since she's felt this. Being appreciated. Loved, even. Weeks? Months? She'd slowly rest her head in the palm of my hand, and I'd very delicately start petting her, feeling her silky hair she likes to take care of so much and scratching her behind her new bovine ears who have become longer in the time she has been here.

I'd encourage my girlfriend to pet her just as I had, who and would soon get into it. My bully's mind would be filled with nothing but the blissful feeling that now assaulted her and threathened to put her to sleep right there.
After a while, my girlfriend and I would go to our bed to to finish the day. Then I'd tell my bully that she could sleep in the couch. She'd be so exited that she'd almost tackle me in a hug, before she remembered what little dignity she had. She'd thank me, and leave the room. It would be the best night of sleep she has had in a long time.

>>16442249
That's the implication.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442279
Neutral evil, maybe. She's extremely yan and would have no problem doing horrible things to people she thought were trying to hurt me or steal me away from her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442206
Interestingly it started with miss spider from James and the Giant Peach, which explains why if an Arachne must have an accent it must be French. Though what truly kicked it off was seeing artwork of various kaiju gjinkas especially Biollante and Seras Victoria from Hellsing Ultimate, who's still in my opinion the cutest vampire ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442574
>seras Victoria
you're not alone my friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442574
Seras Victoria, you say?
I shall refer to you as "my nigga".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442206
Nerine from Shuffle gave me a fetish for pointy ears. Soon after that I found KC's earliest profiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442560
Welp, I'm completely solid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442565
I would throw a water ballon at you just to see what she does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442560
So when do you lovingly buy a leash and collar for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442560
She would just get in the way.

[Anonymous No.]

Being a Lich's apprentice would be a total doujin scenario.
>anon can't focus on anything because the lich is too sexy and his head is filled with thoughts of breeding sensei
>lich notices that her apprentice is too hard all the time and jerks him off
>it obviously doesn't solve the problem for long
>next time she tries doing it with her breasts
>and the next mouth and thighs
>she keeps escalating her efforts to make her apprentice concentrate on lessons
>until she's staying in his bed overnight with heart pupils and telling her "stupid apprentice" to mating press her as the first thing when he wakes up so he can start the day clear-headed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442603
It works better with a taco.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442586
mate, alot of us her are suicidal but that's just dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442614
I would do it while anon and her where chilling. I would then run away to a dark alleyway just to see what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442603
>the tables slowly turn to the point where the Lich can't properly focus without getting dicked by anon
>can properly focus on her studies and experiments perfectly fine as long as she's getting reamed in one way or another
>now anon can't keep up with her
>her studies rapidly shift towards stamina and longevity potions

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442603
A proper Lich would have him drained of spell ingredients every day.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442624
This seems more like the sort of thing that you pay some idiot 20 bucks to do for you, instead of signing your own death warrant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442624
you just attacked the boyfriend of a yan. a dark alley won't hide you. other universe maybe but not an alley

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442628
Oh fuck. Starbound mod?
I'd recognize that jumping animation anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

Where can I find a Druella?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442629
>>16442636
Little does she know that I also have a cheshire that's going to throw a water ballon at her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442624
>to a dark alleyway
This is where you fucked up. You might get away with it by saying it was a joke, especially if I was there to calm her down, but getting yourself alone wit her in an NTR-ish setting is just suicide.

[Anonymous No.]

And now, your waifu's reaction to:

Anon getting bullied in the park while the bullies don't realize waifu is walking back over to him with some snacks she just bought

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442628
This is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442650
After the cheshire throws a water ballon at her we are just going to say "It's a prank bro!" give her a slap in the back, laugh and run away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442662
>next day you wake up alone
>go look for waifu
>see yan you bullied yesterday
>she is wearing purple cat scarf
this is what your future looks like

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441788
"Most likely to make you a cryophiliac."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441941
>wails of an undead lady of science intensifies

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442673
Silly anon, the purple cat is not my waifu, she's just a prankster friend. Pff, imagine anon's waifu's face when I throw a water ballon at ther brand new scarf!

[Anonymous No.]

Brown snakes.

Brown.

Snakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442638
Cutebound, barb was working on it along with the guy that makes hdoom.

It also changes the default races into something nicer to look at, no more furries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442652
>Waifu bought some chocolate bars
>the big ones
>Walks back to the fountain she asked her husbando to wait at
>husbando is being accosted by some delinquents
>they're human
>a girl walks up to me
>She says something that really grinds my waifu's gears
>"I bet your wife's pussy doesn't even satisfy you
>Waifu gets angry and walks up to us
>She doesn't say much, and lifts the girl
>She throws her across the fountain
>She falls far past the fountain
>Waifu says, "Oops, meant to throw her in the fountain"
>the bullies run off, probably in terror of her
>Waifu smiles, and hugs me
>apoligizes for resorting to violence
>again
>hug waifu harder and say it's fine

At least she wasn't carrying her sword, like she usually does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442652
the buyllies will feel the dreadfull aura of a demon of the previous demon lord and if they don't run they will feel her wrath

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442625
>the tables slowly turn to the point where the Lich can't properly focus without getting dicked by anon
While I like the idea, that's not how liches work. They're entire gimmick is that they can always, even in the middle of sex, keep a cool head thanks to their phylactery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442697
Doing god's work, damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442206
EMG during crab's very first comics, after that it was reading off KC MGE entries on luscio.us. Once I learned of yanderes after years of getting burned by former friends turned into shitheaps, my desire for someone who'd love me and never would betray me kind of spiraled off from there. Fortunately I'm still "sane" enough to not try out tulpas and other forms of self destructive habits to sate my desire for lifelong companionship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442625
don't lie you have been messing with her phylactery

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442697
Now all they have to do is make Starbound fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442652
>Angry Kobold noises

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442692
>getting your friend murdered
>getting yourself murdered
There are very bad ideas, anon. You're very lucky that I told her torturing other guys is basically cheating on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442279
I can't really see an Oomukade having any form of morality outside of True Neutral/Neutral Evil. Their entry makes it so that they're pretty self centered in their pursuit of a target of affection. I really doubt that one would be the ruling type or revolutionary or globe trekking trickster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442695
I bet she tastes tropical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442206
MGQ's kraken

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442299
But no you are the one that is wrong despite your triple pair of dubs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442725
I doubt she'll ever be able to kill us. Everyone knows that the only things that kills pranksters are guns and that only works during the prank.

Can't wait to see her face when the cheshire keeps sending you lewd pictures to your phone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442652
>walks past them, putting her arms around me with her breasts resting on my head
>they get quiet fast but she's just smiling
>"No no, finish up, by all means!"
>Bullies just stand in stunned silence
>"That was all then? Well, alright! We'll be on our way!"
>day goes about as normal
>decide to stay at her place that night for cuddles and comfy brimstone-heated baths
>Get comfy, she seems more contented than usual
>As I start to get drowsy against her chest on the couch, swear the dungeons sound louder than usual

She handled it great I guess! Very mature!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442206
I liked really creepy ghost girl types for a long time. That combination of cuteness and making you gasp when you see them was great. I remember one particular picture that I fapped to that had a cute teen girl from a christmas ad or something but she'd been shopped to have really creepy flesh-like eyes.

I then got into big M and G monster girls with MGQ. Roids a best, Abominations are pure love.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it just me or is Asterio the most perfect Minotaur?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442652
They're about to get Shog'd for bullying mastah. She might show them the horrors of the Chaos dimension.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442741
>Crabman cow
She's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442652
She'll approach us casually and ask what are they doing. Regarless of answer, she is most likely starting with a tail bash followed by punches and fireballs. Of course, I wouldn't just stand there, might as well mock and finish those who are grounded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442747
You are wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442747
Only Cathyl is shit. The other ones from 12Beast look great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442753
>EMG Cows as an example
You're slipping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442760
Nah they're just some cows crab put on Pixiv

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441369
Sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

Does your waifu like the winter season? Is there any winter related activities you both enjoy? Or do you just stay inside with her and try to stay warm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442743
What a waste of flesh

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442765
Jesus christ this is the 100th question about waifus. I know it's fun to know about them, but calm down mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442765
Simmer down with the waifu questions please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442765
Would be cute to play in the snow for abit. But staying in front of the fire in cozy sweaters while drinking hot chocolate is what we'd be doing more often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442766
Who? The bullies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16440753
>>16441857
>>16441864
thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442767
>>16442771
S-sorry. I'm not the same person asking questions though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442652
>Hide behind a tree
>Go "uu~ uu~"
>Cry
>Desperately hope and pray that they don't rape me
>Keep crying

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442652
Close my eyes

Here something like this https://youtu.be/_prZ0JrbQrU?t=26

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>>16442609
But liches are cuter than tacos, kuuderes are cute.

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>>16442652
They're fucking dead.

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>>16442789
I haven't seen a Hakutaco drawn with the thickness Lich has lately either.
>tfw the shitposting from earlier isn't baleeted yet

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>>16442789
Tacos are overall better than liches. They are smart in all departments, fluffy, natural cow tits and they have that delicious older aura while liches would be, at most, cool chemistry partner.

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>>16442783
Wouldn't she find that hot?

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>>16442776
Yeah.

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>>16442802
If she did, then anon would have a really long way to go. Even if she didn't, he would still be getting that delinquent puss puss.

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>>16442807
That waifu needs to learn assertiveness from a Hellhound role-model.

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>>16442802
>implying
She wouldn't enjoy being NTR'd, no. She likes to pretend to be a dominant, sexually predatory cool girl when she has sex with me. She couldn't rape a paper bag, though, and I have to play along completely for her to dominate me.

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>>16442579
>>16442581
Right at you folks.

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>>16441941
Using these threads as anything but a source for new images is an immense mistake.

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>>16442741
She's nice, but I like rapist minotaurs too.

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I want a Wood Elf that can do this!

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>>16442836
gross

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>>16442836
Be slutty? Any single one of them will do.

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>>16442842
Be slutty, flexible and incredibly good with a bow!

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>>16442848
She'll handle your arrow skillfully allright.

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>>16442848
Be careful to not "split her bow".

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>>16442057
Hello me.

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What monstergirls satisfy a Vikingesque/Norse kinda feel? I know the Valkyries exist but I'm looking for something a bit grittier.

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>>16442652
I don't trust your or your constant prying. What's your game?

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M U D
P U S S Y

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>>16442765
She is the winter season

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>>16442859
Jotun. Draugr.

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>>16442866
You ever tired to pull your hand out of a deep pool of thick mud?

It's pretty difficult.

Now imagine trying to pull out in time with that kind of suction.

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>>16442866
>you got nice skin, what's your secret
>i take daily mudbaths
>with your wiafu?
>no, in my waifu

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>>16442870
loud florp noises

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FUCK
U
C
K
HOW LONG AGO WAS DARK MAGE DID I MISS THE TRANSLATION ALREADY?

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>>16442870
SSSSSCCCHLORP

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>>16442865
What indeed...

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>>16442878
Out, Imp.

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>>16442866
>>16442870
Reminder that any mud puddle you step in could be a Dorome lying in wait to ambush a traveler.

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>>16442866
I want to make Golems using a Doromes mud.

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>>16442866
Barb can't keep getting away with this.
>>16442870
She would probably taunt you about it too.
>"Ara? Trying to pull out are you? Try to if you can"
All while slamming her hips back down on you making it even harder. Not to mention she could alter the consistency of the parts of her body you grab so that it's impossible to move her.

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>>16442888
It really is like quicksand. The more you flail about, the deeper you're pulled in.

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>>16442882
Isn't it good hearing people talk about the monstergirls they're passionate about? Doesn't it bring more positive discussion and fun to the thread? Sure, it can get a bit sloppy and mildly autistic at times, but isn't that just a sign of people cutting loose and enjoying themselves?

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>>16442895
This doesn't look like a very nice girl! She looks like she's going to do something terrible, like loitering!

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>>16442903
I'd let her loiter if you know what I mean

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>>16442801
Lich has the "young substitute/trainee highschool teacher that's shorter than you" -look.

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>>16442885
Are you the Golem Builder?

Yes, I'd like 7 foot tall XL model, with extra strength and made using mud from the rainforest of the Purplespear Amazon tribe.

I'm looking for a bodyguard you see, that's also cute.

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>>16442878
I just love that unstable and twisted look of love she has going on.

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>>16442895
You imply I trust your intentions. What nefarious scheme are you planning, cataloging all this information of what anons and their waifus do in certain situations? What simulation are you running? It's you, isn't it. You're the one putting chemicals in the water and making the Mucus Toads yuri.

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>>16442920
>yandere_trance
fun tag

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>For a monster female, the pleasure of cutting people is nothing compared to the feelings she shares with her husband, which are more pleasurable and fulfilling than anything. The husband is their scabbard. With frequent mutual touching and sex, these once empty girls become filled with passion, and their aggressive urges no longer appear. The uncontrollable urge to attack changes into an uncontrollable urge to express their love. They cuddle with their husband and fawn on him, and when they open their mouth it's to profess their love or beg for sex. Also, since their consciousness as a cursed sword recognizes their husband as their “owner”, they are extremely devoted, as though to say not only the sword's sharp aggressive nature, but the entirety of their being exists just for their husband. They're intent on eliminating their husband's enemies with the cursed sword's body, and dedicating the woman's body to pleasing their husband.

Who's your low-key favorite unpopular monster girl? Cursed Sword, whenever I read the profile page, always makes me smile. The combination of the whole servant adores and dotes on master with unrepentant gleeful EDGE is delicious to me.

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>>16442925
>wanting a waifu that's pretty much Ripper mode Raiden

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>>16441162
God bless you.

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>>16442925
Barometz.
Delicious fruit sheep.

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>>16441162
FROSTHOUND

RUN AWAY!

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>>16442947
Cutest bouncy sheep

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>>16442925
Phantom.

Mostly because I like musicals.

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>>16442947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RisWH8iMLdE

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>>16442925
Mimic.

All the fun of having your own transdemensional hideout, plus a girl who's quite literally treasure.

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>>16442921
YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO FIND OUT ON YOUR OWN, WONT YOU?!

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>>16442947
I want a mature fat-bottomed Metz to press her ass against her jellyball like pic-related.

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>>16442947
Weresheep.

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>>16442979
Sounds like what Barb drew.

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>>16442987
Butt could be plumper and the Metz could use some variation from her profile art.

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>>16442925
Arch Imp.
>10/10 colour scheme
>smug as fuck
>thick tail that puts most lilims to shame
>asymmetrical clothing
>one of the most powerful races that people forget about
>despite that they resort to "asking" you do do lewd things and using their charm magic without even realizing it
I'm so happy that lewd bonus art exists.

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>>16442925
Rough paizuri never

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I gotta be honest about little ol' Viccy.
Why hasn't she just built a fucking wall to keep out angry paladins and all that jazz?

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>>16443008
angry palladins make great husbandos

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>>16443012
They also destroy crops and burn places.
Mercs are better and are more open minded.

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>>16442925
March Hare.

I'm sure we'd be able to come up with a whole smorgasbord of double entendres and euphemisms. I just wish she had better artwork; everything I've seen outside of the KC stuff is garbage.

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>>16443025
but they can't get past the wall either now can they

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>>16443030
This.

I'm a man who needs more big fluffy rabbit thighs.

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>>16442925
The best lay of all the girls in my opinion, just not keen on the whole 'stay in one spot and have a sopping wet threesome for eternity' from a long-term perspective. But easily one of the top 5 in terms of overall sexiness.

>As for them, each body has its own separate consciousness and thoughts, but since they're habitually having sex with their other half, they have full knowledge of one another's bodies and hearts, and they can vividly sense how their other half will attack a man next.

>Two bodies pinching a man between them, two pairs of arms coiling around him, four lumps of flesh that can freely change shape, two tongues dribbling sweet nectar, and two vaginas that can take turns swallowing his manhood. They coordinate everything perfectly in their movements and attack the man simultaneously, painting pleasure and nectar into every inch of his body and milking semen.

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>>16443042
Install fortified gates.
Maybe weapons too in case some 'dins think they can do a siege.

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>>16443054
Liliraunes are shit.

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>>16443065
>build wall for angry palladins
>build door in wall for merc's
i see no flaws in this plan

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>>16443054
A favorite of mine, but impossible to bring up without unintentionally starting another yuri debate

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>>16443073
You act as though that door wouldn't have a moat and be fortified enough to laugh at a Dragon's attempts at knocking it down.

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>>16443030
A lewd variation of '10 degrees of separation' where the goal is to always get back to sex would be fun

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>>16443054
I mean, I'd rather have an Alraune in my backyard.

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>>16443076
Same here.

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>>16443012
>angry paladin-chans make great waifus
Fixed.

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>>16443054
Top tier, one of the few mge girls with a doujin too.

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>>16443080
then you scare of the mercs

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>>16443092
When's Demon's doujin though?

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>>16442866
Barb has done it again. I absolutely love it!
Being engulfed by a Dorome would be the best. Would walk into a cave composed of them.

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>>16443090
>tfw no harsh Paladin onee-san who makes sure you don't sleep in and skip out on training.

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What is it about lusty old monster girls in kimonos smoking that screams "sex"?

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>>16441162
Yes
YES

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>>16443108
That hairstyle will never, ever be good.

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>>16443090
They're great for corrupting.

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>>16443096
Closest demon got was that one book released in Japanese.

No doujin sadly.

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>>16443117
That's not nice

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>>16443130
It's not.
But it's true.

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>>16443098
"Anon wake up! It's time to do 15 laps around the town and then after that is sword training! Get your ass in motion now!"

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>>16443108
It's perfection. I would love a old and powerful Oomukade dressed like that with a pipe in one hand and a bottle of expensive sake beside her.

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>>16443125
This shit right here. I want to cuddlerape my former childhood friend Paladin-chan for hours on end while she stares daggers at my coal-black Incubus eyes. I'd hug and kiss her every day and tell her I love her and I always did. I'd masturbate to her while calling her name every evening before taking her to bed with me as my plush toy. I might even kiss her or sniff her hair while jerking it, and maybe even jizz all over her armor. I wonder if I could control myself and not violate her until she accepted me, or if I'd end up raping her.

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>>16443054
Good taste. They are such lewd girls.

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>>16442585
And I'm not even started yet.

>>16442560
Time would pass and her transformation would progress. Where humans ear once where now she sported big, cow ears. Her tail had become longer and livelier. A pair of tiny horns had started sprouting from her forehead. Her old trench-coat could no longer hide the size of her massive tits and now she had to wear an XXL bikini and a stretchy t-shirt that barely managed to go over her new knockers, leaving her with a massive under-boob. Her once shapely legs had become even thicker, as her hips had become wider with them. She was grateful of all of the practice she had in high school and college wearing high heels. High heels that showed off her legs and made all of the lovestruck boys and jealous girls turn their heads around to see them. High heels that she would never be able to wear again as her feet changed into those of an ungulate and forced her to stand and walk on their tips. She had even gained some inches in height with the transformation.

But now she could never imagine herself going to those parties. Not anymore.
Voice would had spread of how low she had fallen, the many friends she had made during the years had ostracized her from their social groups or vanished without a trace. Even her parents only called her every once in a while.

She would be completely alone. Everyone she had once thought had either turned her down, or used her before abandoning her to her fate. Well… not everyone.
Just as she would have noticed her own obvious physical changes, she would have started noticing my own, more subtler ones.
I had become taller and stronger since all of those years at school. More masculine. The exposure to Demonic Energy from my girlfriend would had made me not only more attractive, but also more outgoing and confident. She would had noticed during one of my girlfriend’s an I rough fucking in the middle of the night that my cock had grown larger than any of the boys she had been with before thanks to the love of my girlfriend.

It was then that she noticed a very weird feeling growing inside of her, something she had never felt before. It wasn't the same as the lust she had once felt for the boys she liked to use and dispose of when she became bored of them. It wasn't even like the love like the one she had once felt for the boyfriend she had once had. The one that left her for a Dark Angel the first time he could.

It was something even more primal. A thirst that she had never felt before. A thirst that she had started to notice the moment she started drinking that milk the company gave her. A thirst that she had never realized she had until she started leaving with me and my girlfriend.
Before she had wanted men, she had desired them and left them as she pleased. But now she NEEDED men. She needed the Spirit Energy that only a man could provide to sate this need.

But she wouldn't know any of this yet.
She would start touching herself whenever she could, very quietly murmuring my name, wishing that she could be in my girlfriend's place so that she could feel the things I did to get. She could only long that she might be able to sate her thirst for the seed of the boy- No, the man that had so selflessly taken her in after she had humiliated him and made fun of him for her own amusement years ago.

At least until my girlfriend caught her in one of her private moments, speaking my name with love and lust in her eyes and mouth.

>>16442600
Soon.

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>>16443096
There was some stuff apparently. Seems minimalist though and only samples up.

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>>16443096
>>16443161
It's on DLsite but no one here took one for the team and got it.

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>>16443161
Those were illustrations for a light novel of sorts I believe.

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>>16443138
Gonna train really hard with palanee so I can fight and get a dragon!

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>>16443160
Pastebin this or something.

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>>16443138
Cute!
I'd ruffle her hair and kiss her forehead.

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>>16443160
Don't stop. Never stop.

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>>16443160
Pls pastebin this and keep linking as you develop it jesus lord

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>>16443134
Well you're not true

>>16443143
>Sake
Drunk too? I like your style.

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>>16443160
I can't possibly fit enough distortion into sweatingman.jpg to properly react to this

>soon.

AH

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>>16443160
Boy this is getting more lewd than I though.

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>>16443160
Now I'm diamonds, but thanks also for keeping the race of the MG girlfriend unspecified. A subtle nice touch.

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>>16441162
>Noodle becomes an MG

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>>16443242
Feel good~

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>>16443242
I feel like she'd be a Kakuen or something.

>>16443250
It's Dare

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>>16443242
Don't you fucking do this to me.

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>>16443242
Yes please.

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>>16443205
>Drunk too? I like your style.
Drunk but still in control of her actions, I love the thought of getting a "lap" pillow from her in that kind of situation.

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>>16443161
>>16443096
Isn't it LN story with 1-3 illustrations?

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>>16442925
I think long tongues are borderline /d/ or something which is why people say it's creepy.

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>>16443330
Her official profile pic does nothing for me.

Give me one with some big proportions and I'd be all over it.

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>>16443330
People eschew her because of her base monster. It's hard to love a literal shit eater.

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>>16443330
I'm pretty sure it's more the "adores filth" bit.

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>>16443337
There's that doujin by Ahobaka. Contains heavy femdom and reverse NTR though.

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>>16443344
I bet her and beelze would love to share a hobo's cock.

[Anonymous No.]

I asked the artist to change some colors a bit

Shading should be all that's left

Miia and Wock getting drunk is turning out to be a really nice picture

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>>16443160
That's an exceptionally cute Holst/cowgirl

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You've found Eros' Love Note a notebook that makes anybody whom has their name written on it do any sexual or romantic act if written or else they'll just masterbate and orgasm. You can even use it to brake people up like making the girl brake up from an abusive boyfriend.

What do you use it for?

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>dragon in spats
This expands the dong.

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>>16443362
Spats are great. Now how'd she get 'em on exactly?

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>>16443344
>>16443342
Ah. That explains why Mucus Toad has a better reception here. I'm fine with both anyways.

Lamias have long tongues too don't they

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>>16443362
>my two favorite things together
At this moment, I am truly invincible.

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>>16443362
They really get me going. Tank tops are just delicious too.

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>>16443372
Tank tops you say?
You are now a fellow "nigga".

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>>16443368
I think she retracts her scales when putting them on. Must be uncomfortable for her so she covers her spats and tanktop anyways.

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>>16443375
Yep, dragon wearing tank tops and spats, showing her abs while stretching are the best.

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>>16443375
What about baggy T-shirts and yoga pants?

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>>16443361
Play matchmaker by grouping the couples that should be together, but aren't for some reason or another.

>Have the Lich Bookworm accidentally bump into the Soccer Boy athlete in the library where the boy pins her to the bookcase
>Amazon delinquent trips and has her fall broken by the frail underclass boy who isn't even half her height, and suddenly makes it her mission to protect him
>Ren Xiongmao foreigner learns and is able to say a phrase in english to her senpai - "I LOVE YOU"
>Lusty lonely Hakutaku sensei finally is able to lock the door before her student reaches it

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>>16443377
Dragons in general are the best.

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>>16443379
A long camisole or the babydoll are my next targets. Yoga pants might work too.

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>>16443361
Nothing, I burn the book and forget I ever saw it.

That kind of power should not be in anyone's hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443377
Please, my genital region is sufficiently aroused and I have no waifu to aggressively bend over a table
>>16443379
They are also quite great.

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>>16443352
Fuck I love Jabberwock's outfit in this picture. Miia looks cute as usual. I bet they're discussing cute things about their lives.

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>>16443376
Truly, monster girl physiology is silly.

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>>16441984
>>16442003
That's a fun idea
KC has Flow Kelp, Sea Bishop and an unreleased shrimp girl as an RPG group (shaman, healer and knight)

My team would be Gandharva bard, Unagi-Joro healer and Cursed Sword berserk

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>>16443386
I just want full lewd dragons now after that. Boy I can't wait till I get some cash in my hands to spend it all on her.

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>>16443362
Source?

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>>16443352
Can you post original pic?

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>>16443396
I wanna spend stuff on my waifu too, but I should wait til' my job is sorted out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443386
They're the best for cuddling on the couch and playing video games on a lazy day.
Especially if it's raining.

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>>16443401
Like, colorless? or the one with the old colors?

Because the only real change from the last one is Miia's hair, it was off

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>>16443397
http://ryai.tumblr.com/post/156129172280

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>>16443406
Old colors

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>>16443362

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>>16443413
I want to be submissive for a dominant dragon who claims me as her husband and makes me do house work!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443405
Cuddling any day on a couch with a waifu would be great. Though it'd be odd to see my waifu actually relaxing, for once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443330
Literally perfect girl with the flatness and the messy hair and the freckles and the onahole-legth tongue. Too bad licking isn't my fetish, or I'd write a story about them.

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>>16443425
Licking is one of the top fetishes for me. Having a girl getting off on my scent and taste is just too good.

I want my dragon to lick and kiss my abs!

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>>16443412
Ya here, looks like it was just Miia's hair that got changed

https://my.mixtape.moe/gyhhdw.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443435
That reminds me, I need to get abs my waifu could lick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443352
Did you guys kick Gazerfag out of your club?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443444
Nah, I'm just getting this as a thank you for the picture Wockfag got me for Christmas

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>>16443441
My waifu is dumb. Even if I got abs that she could kiss and I could show off, I bet she would just lift me up with no touble and look at me with a smug face.

Damn you, waifu.

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>>16443362
I enjoy this. But I also question how the devil she got that outfit on in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443361
Make an entire classroom start masturbating.

See what happens.

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>>16443447
Very nice of you.

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>>16443385
Then be prepared for a holy smiting as Eros has spotted you destroying her book rather than returning what is hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443361
I draw dicks in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443448
That's the weird thing about having a strong waifu, she could just use you as bar for weight-lifting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443454
Not even Eros should have that book.

I don't care if she makes it so I will never be able to have a friend or lover for the rest of my current life and any future ones, that power that book has should never fall into someone's hands.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to become a great wizard alongside a lich
>be apprentice mage studying magic
>one day you decide to practice some necromancy and pick up a simple spell from one of your lich teacher's books
>you're not quiet sure what it does (her handwriting is so hard to read sometimes), but you're feeling a little mischievous, so you decide to test it on your master
>peek into her room while she's jotting down notes in a new tome at her desk
>after casting the spell as quietly as possible, she starts convulsing erratically, gripping the arms of her chair tightly, but never losing her emotionless expression as she throws her head back
>after a few seconds she calms down and slumps forward
>without looking back at you, she says "Anon, I will have to punish you later for using your master as a guinea pig."
>run off as quickly as humanly possible while she goes back to writing in her book

>lich squirms uncomfortably in her drenched seat cushion as she records a new entry in her notes
>'Anon shows great potential. His use of the Turn On Undead spell nearly caused my phylactery to break.'

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>>16443460
Indeed, but I don't mind it that much. My waifu treats me more like an equal, only showing how powerful she is when I start getting smug.
I love her a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443471
>Absolutely love Liches.
>Probably too stupid to be an apprentice of one.
Well, hopefully Devil Bugs won't mind putting up with me.

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>>16443486
It's fine anon, you can be her Morty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443489
That's unfair to compare me to Morty. He doesn't deserve to be insulted like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443479
I also have a strong waifu, but she's just has a really nice and calm disposition, so she doesn't often tease me like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443491
Still, you could have a similar arrangement.

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>>16443493
Mine is quite the tease but in a very playful way. She knows I get ticked off and try to surpass her and boy oh boy she just loves competition. I know I'll probably never be good at anything as her, but getting to see that little smug and happy face is just too delicious to be angry or sad about.

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>>16442202
I'd probably take her in regardless if I had a girlfriend or not. Both for the sake of giving her a chance for redemption and because no one deserves to be homeless and abused.

Of course if I already have a girlfriend she probably wouldn't stay too long and she'd find herself at the doors of a local maid center soon enough. Not out of spite or anything, but simply because they take any girl, monstergirl or soon to be monstergirl in, offer them a bed, food and a home. Then the training starts.

She won't be taught to be a tool, but to be a proud woman and a proper maid. In a surrounding with other maids who care for eachother and her. Here she will learn to care for others and learn how valuable it truly is to have others care for you. She will become a better person there.

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>>16443495
True, but I don't know if a Lich would want to put up with me. I guess she could just put a rune or something on me so I wouldn't be able to speak.

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>>16443506
She could also sit on your face all the time to achieve a similar effect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443508
But then I wouldn't be able to fetch her ingredients or make deliveries.

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>>16443436
>>16443352
Good call, it does look better now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441162
>tfw you were the one who made that request
>tfw all you ever wanted was Hellhound abs
>tfw your wish is finally coming true
God bless you, art friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443500
My waifu goes through the day, slowly working, but she also likes having someone she can exercise with. The thing is is that I'm not necessarily strong, so she has to kind of hold up for me to catch my breath. It's always nice to see her smiling though, it just makes the exhaustion fade away.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to journey to the land of shortstacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443418
I want to dominate strong monsters and lolis of those same types if applicable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443541
Make sure to pack extra clothes and socks, it's a long trip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443394
>Cursed Sword berzerk
Patrician taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443550
I will.

Through the Land of lolis, the Muscle Mountains, and Oppai Ocean I shall travel to discover that mysterious place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443531
My waifu wouldn't mind me just being her little treasure, but I don't know. I don't want to be just a burden to her so that's why I try I guess, even if she is the one that needs to rough me up.
Gotta protect the waifu like she protects me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443471
>Turn On Undead

You deserve at least one extra (you), friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443502
>she probably wouldn't stay too long
Too late. She's already in love with you.

This is what always happens when you save a monster girl from a live in the streets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443502
Its super fucking gay, but I actually do like the idea of non-sexual Meido camaraderie. Just something like a Maid's guild or an Order of the Maid where the girls talk about best ways to serve master and after a few drinks blush profusely as they share scandalous stories like 'H-he touched my hand as I was cleaning the guardrail!' 'Oh Linessa, how shameful!'

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>>16443563
>Gotta protect the waifu like she protects me.
That's something I agree with, even if she can literally bench-press a slab of iron, I want to still be good enough where I feel like I could actually protect her, even though she'll still protect me like I'm a candle in the middle of a hurricane. It's not all bad though, it's nice seeing a tall, muscled girl get all protective over me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443563
>I don't want to be just a burden to her

Meanwhile, at the Council of Powerful Waifus

>Gentlewomen, we continue to be plagued by husbands who claim that they are just 'slowing us down' or who 'are a burden' or at worst, 'Aren't worthy of us'
>Rabble around the room
>How do we deal with this plague upon our beloved betrothed? Any ideas to make our lives' loves feel as perfect as they are to us at all times?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443559
>Muscle Mountains
>Oppai Ocean
Where are these places, and where do they meet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443582
That would be a significant danger of taking in a homeless MG, especially if she was one of the snake-types during the cold months.
You sit her in front of a fire with a warm blanket and some hot chocolate, and the next thing you know she's coiling around you when you fall asleep.

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>>16443582
Well i'd have to bring her to a maid central from the start. She doesnt deserve to get abused in any case. It would be nice to see her develop from being her nasty former self to a better woman though.

and perhaps my own Kiki would enjoy training her personally

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>>16442652
>suddenly, an ushi-oni walks by and throws anon over her shoulder
>she gives one look at the bullies who either stand there stupifyed or start stepping away
>"Heh. After what I've done to him, I doubt he could even feel you."
>walks away leaving the bullies oddly disarmed by the knowledge that they haven't actually broken anyone's pelvis during intercourse

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443454
What would be Eros's punishment from burning her book?

Turn you so sensitive you get heart pupils every time a girl pokes you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443590
Yeah protective girls are the best, especially when they get extra cuddly because of how much you care for them.

>>16443594
Powerful waifus have it hard.

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>>16443596
Well, the Land of lolis is next to Normal Human Kingdom and Pettanko Pass, leading into Muscle Mountain which is a tad North of the Dire Dale, leading next to the Oppai ocean which also boarders the THICK Territory before leading into the Shortstack Shores.

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>>16443594
I'm sure those lovely ladies will find a solution. Hopefully.
>>16443626
Extra cuddly warm hugs are the best when you know it comes from a good place. Knowing that there's a big girl wants to just hug me and tell me that she loves me is a nice feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443594
>Meanwhile, at the Council of Powerful Waifus

https://youtu.be/JDUxc6MLXoM
>GENTLEWOMEN... BEHOLD!

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>>16443635
>Muscle Mountain
>Dire Dale
>Oppai Ocean
Well, I'm packing my junk now, and where I end up, I don't know

Also:
>Pettanko Pass
How oddly specific.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443663
Just be careful, one wrong turn and you end up in Fatty Forest....that or the Hip Heavy Highlands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443661
My waifu may not be a Dragon or some other high-power species, but she started associating with some weird people

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443669
Thick Thigh Thicket is nestled right between those two places and is always lovely to visit though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443681
That it is, although theres a bunch of overlap.

Thankfully you can run from everything in the forest....although good luck if they pin you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443669
Fatty Forest sounds like a bad time, but Hip Heavy Highlands sounds fine.
>>16443681
Another who shall be referred to as "my nigga".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443635
>Land of lolis
One express ticket please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443696
Its not so bad, they're really good cooks and are quite nice.... although we are not talking chubby here so you should really be careful.

>>16443697
Its a fine place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443703
>we are not talking chubby here
Time to hoof it quick then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443710
Yeah, the Chubby Caverns are were you want to go for those girls.

Ironically, they're located below the muscle mountains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16442866
BROKEN GLASS AND RAZORBLADES

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>>16443651
It really is. I like to imagine how cuddly my waifu would get everytime we started to get lovey dovey.

At this point I'm starting to think she loves me more than I love her. Looks like I'll have to step up my game and take my own hint, gonna make my waifu fall in love wiht me even more and I'll confess to her again.

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>>16443716
I' stay up in the mountains then, I like big girls.

Also, this geography is getting insane.
Maybe not Insane enough. but It's close to being Dark Souls level of insanity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443726
>>16443726
Oh, so you've heard of the Pygmy Plateau?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443726
Did you know that deep in the mountains there is a place that leads to the abs abyss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443716
>>16443726
Legends speak of the all-powerful human wizard Methonium that will one day unite all of the Thiclands clans and link the bonerfire in Anal-Londo

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443735
Did that kid step into the Strongfat Swamp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443723
My waifu has a high body-heat, cuddling at night with her is a dream. I want to show her how much I appreciate that.

>confess to her again.
Look on the bright side, you actually confessed once, I forgot to confess to my waifu. Now I have to keep her happy and keep on so that I can confess when she least expect it. Yes, I forgot to confess my affections for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443739
Gets quite musky that time of year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443733
>Abs Abyss
>Nothing but firmly toned Lovecraftian Horrors
I can see it with Wendigo or Atlach Nacha, but I have trouble picturing a Mindflayer or Shoggoth with abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443732
Oh boy, now this is getting crazy
>>16443733
Time to do some, uh, "spelunking".
>>16443735
>Anal Londo
Jesus, I don't even know what to say

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443751
yeah...Musky....
Back in my day they called it going into heat.

>>16443756
Oh, you can go a lot of places.

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>>16443747
I know Anon, I was talking to you yesterday and the night before. I somehow can now keep track of two salamander posters, one in the day and one in the night.

But confessing one wasn't enough. I'm going to keep doing it over and over again. I'm gonna look deep into her eyes and onto her sould and confess all of my love countless times. I"ll only stop when I lose my voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443759
>Spoiler
The former's kind of a symptom of the latter really.

>>16443751
>"Boys like the smell of girls, right? I saw it on a porn website."
She is correct.
>You will never have your face sat on by an Anubis-senpai after she finishes her laps on the track team
And there's my little personal slice of depression.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443751
Heavens above that ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443760
> I was talking to you yesterday and the night before
O-oh, so you're already aware of the bizarre scenario I've put myself in. Do I really have that recognizable of a pattern
Regardless, I still need to keep up with the stuff I'm doing with my waifu, butt slaps and all, so I can just tell what I feel. Now I just need to put enough points in strength to lift her long enough to perform suspended congress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443766
The unadulterated smell of a woman is something that I'm sure I'll never understand why I'd be interested in smelling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443789
It's a matter of instinct. Finding such a scent attractive is a sign of good genetic compatibility, ensuring healthy children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443792
>sign of good genetic compatibility
>ensuring healthy children.
I'm sure my waifu would enjoy hearing that a little too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443779
Yep, some people are easy to track depending on how they post and their waifus.

Well, good luck making your waifu crazy for you. Her tail will probably burn with the force of a thousand suns at the end, but that's even better for you I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never help other anons cross realities to meet their monstergirl waifus

I swear to whatever's out there I would if I just knew how

[Anonymous No.]

I'd like to make a monsters clothes progressively smaller over a long period of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443800
Well, I guess it's easy to tell who I am once "body-heat exchange" is mentioned.

Her tail reaching the that level of intensity is literally exactly what I want. Making her that happy is literally all I want.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you like digital monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

If you absolutely positively had to choose a horse because they were the only ones who invaded through the portal, which would you choose?

I'll even provide some thinking music for you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSYpsRJuWdA

[Anonymous No.]

Spiders with thick thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443805
I see what your game is now, Viel-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443815
LadyDevimon was the first female I ever felt attracted to.

Which probably explains a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443818
Nightmare, assuming doe pussy doesn't count. If white horn was an option it'd be a toss up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443819
So, tarantulas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443818
None.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443815
I could never get into this for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443818
Stop pandering to my childhood nostalgia, I don't want equine love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443818
Nightmare.

Still one of my all-time favorite MGs, so not even a difficult choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443818
I'd have to choose all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443818
Dairy Breed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443805
Find a way anon, I just want to see Irina. I need to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443815
Minervamon has some nice spats

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443818
This one

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443818
Help, I can't decide between White Horn and Unicorn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443818
The only good one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16441209
Reminder this is the mascot of /monster/ on that place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443877
THIGHS

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443877
>masculine, skeletal upper body with no breasts
>everything going on with her head
Who OK'd this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443877
monster "girl"

yea, sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443877
One can only hope that KC does a better job.

As discussed last night, he probably will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443891
>>16443892
>Insulting a monstergirl, no matter how abominable

Look upon yourself, you soulless wretches. How dare you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443815
>I'll never have cosplay sex with my demon waifu in almost all of these costumes.
Damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443877
Mm, uh.. er, mm, I can't, uh, comprehend this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443909
Who's her favorite character to cosplay as while indulging and indulging with you, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443907
There's nothing redeemable about that design.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443907
Yeah, I do that to shit ones on a daily basis.
Such as matangos, otohimes, and freaks with manchests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443907
Or how about the people who designed her get a basic idea of fucking anatomy first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443877
What were they thinking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443939
Probably something like
>UHHHHHHH THICKER!
Except the blood flow leaving their brain for their dick resulted in forgetting what an "anatomy" is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443877
>this and their TFT mascot submission
How do you fuck designing a simple cute monstergirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443960
Doesn't excuse the man torso

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443921
Ironically, Venusmon.
You'd've thought Lilithmon or Ladydevimon, but there's something about a Goddess being lewd that gets her going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443877
Well it is a monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443873
You wouldnt bully a White Horn /k/ommando style? Would you anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444030
If I knew she was /k/ I wouldn't resist whispering Dripping wet doe cunt in her fluffy ears as I rub a vibrator on her vulva.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444011
>Demon waifu in a holy-white, blindfolded outfit kneeling and 'praying' out the window in the bedroom
>greets you with a voice like bells and angels as you enter the room
>Acts meek and blessed in speech and demeanor, but performs the most sacrilege and lewd acts imaginable upon her beloved lifelong betrothed at the same time
>Gently and daintily clasps your hands lightly as she rides atop you, her face and upper body seeming pure as a fresh mountain snow while her gyrations and bucking below her waist would make a prostitute blush
>doesn't break character the whole time, even her moans and gasps seem pure while her actions could not be further
>finally after you both are spent raises her blindfold to wink and smirk at you, asking if you enjoyed it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444044
>You will never go innawoods to molest Monster Girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443983
You take the concentrated autism of the MGE Wiki, faggots from TFT, and faggots who jumped ship when gookmoot took over to make a shit flavoured milk shake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444049
I wouldn't be able to stop myself from giving her one more dose orally after watching her normal blueberry skintone creep back in as the illusion drops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443877
For the first time in my life I don't want to lick a flat chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443818
>not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDU7kTdLfF0

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444114
>Slow, passionate blueberry blowjobs while she lazily traces doodles of your signature that she's memorized on your pelvis and abdomen
>You can sense from your contract-link that she wouldn't mind this lasting an eternity or two

Fucking Demons man, unbeatable

[Anonymous No.]

pickaloli

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444162
The spiky red one. She is now my daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444150
I wonder what would happen if I grabbed her head and started massaging the bases of her horns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444164
I fucked your daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444178
I think you are colorblind and got one of the others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444186
I fucked all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444175
>Looks up with pleading eyes
>She's gotten better at masking her emotions through the contract link but nothing will stop you from sensing her heartbeat pick up
>As you start to pinch the base of her horns you feel the sheets shift by your feet as her toes curl behind her now-writhing legs
>she's still trying to go slow but by all that is unholy it feels like even her throat is throbbing
>finally you start to actually tug at her horns from the base, you swear you can almost feel how they're attached to her skull
>though still absolutely divine, her blowjob suffers a loss (or depending on your preference, gain) in quality as her face ahegaos, eyes crossing upward and inward, drool pooling around the base of your manhood, eyebrows and ears twitching in unison
>You're pretty sure just from playing with her horns alone she somehow finished before you did
>Definitely going to remember that for future sessions

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443873
I love how white horns looks like she's going to rape you any moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444201
Oh I know what happened, they used one of their pollen traps to give you hallucinations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443818
This one. I hate how cute centaurs are made to be, because the idea of fucking a horse pussy is repellent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444224
How are Demons so cute and so lewd at the same time? It's not fair!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443939
They're from "That place", I can't imagine there's a whole lot of thinking involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444259
>tfw no Lawful Good Centaur Paladin to join your party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444286
See, she's too fucking adorable with her giant tits, abs and beaming smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444162
Middle one, she looks haughty and smug. I'll help her to be even haughtier and have a bigger smug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444286
EMG a shit, but Shire's body is damn fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444286
>You will never live in a Kingdom protected by an elite fighting force of Centaur Knights, who are famous throughout the area.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444236
She's trying to keep you warm, please don't misconstrue her intentions!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444162
The green one in the upper left

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444266
>Instinctual heritage of sin pushed 7-fold into Lust for giving lewdness
>Immensely powerful, to the point that in normal or more malicious circumstances would view humans as playthings on a boardgame
>Instead literally shares her fucking soul with you and vice versa just to try and elevate you to keep you safe from the horrors that she's aware of lurking beyond the veil
>While at the same time realizing that this small, near-insignificant creature she's devoted her being to watching over is actually immensely potent at pleasuring her, completely unexpected, which just makes her lose that much more composure in her fascination and love for you

If you think about it, Humans are like the ultimate gap moe fetish for demons. Weak, insignificant and easily conquered beings, but for SOME REASON also happen to themselves be sex-gods and crazy good in bed

tl;dr the reason Demons are so cute and lewd at the same time is because they see you as the exact same thing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444284
My post had nothing to do with your website wars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444319
>you will never be saved by a Russian whitehorn during a blizzard on a mountain
>she will never take you into her home to nurse you back to health
>you will never communicate with her in a mix of broken english, russian, and hand gestures
>you will never slowly fall in love with her as she helps you become strong enough to leave
>you will never confess your feelings for her in the only way you can, pulling her close and kissing her
>you will never start your family with her that night in your fur covered bed

please end my suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444336
I never said anything about website wars? I was just insinuating that /monster/ is dumb.

Have a cute dullahan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444049
>>16444224
>>16444332
I dont know who started this recent Demon trend but bless you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444348
That Dullahan's head is becoming increasingly concerned at how lewd her body is behaving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444350
I think that might have been me accidentally kicking off the chain that lead to me discovering my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444355
The body masturbates in another room while sensei holds her head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444347
Reminder that the best way to warm up someone who's critically cold is skin-to-skin contact.
I'm now imagining a White Horn ride but with her jacket covering the both of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444381
I've been thinking about that too. It's nice how the less clothes she wears, the hotter her body temperature gets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444381
I want a Hellhound to be my big spoon so she can keep me warm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444348
I really like this Dullahan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444381
So that's why Yetis wear bikinis in the snow, all the better to warm you up with

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444395
I bet Hellhounds are the best cuddlers in the world. I can just imagine feeling the heat radiating off her as she clings to you and quietly wans in her sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444348
Can I have a cute succubus instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444395
>I'm only doing this because it's cold. A weak Human such as you couldn't survive in this cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444426
another bonus is all that mofu in all the right places for extra the extra comfy sleeps

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444395
>Hellhound milktank breast-pillow
Yes pleae.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444426
I want a dire hellhound to treat me like her teddy bear.

>>16444465
Is that what it actually translates to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444476
What does hellhound milk taste like? What would a hellhound/anubis crossbreed look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444477
>Is that what it actually translates to?

I don't know, I'm just guessing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444477
>>16444486
it translates to something along the lines of "You're putting a lot of trust in me" or "I got into a rough spot, so please stay with me"
i only used google translate so if someone else wants to take a crack at it by all means go ahead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444477
>tfw your Hellhound mother gets too protective and scares away all your girlfriends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444459
They've got a two for one special going on

[Anonymous No.]

I always had this idea for a story that anon from our earth comes over to monstergirl world and then tries explaining what a human girl looks like to monstergirl world anon in where all the women are monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444482
Hellhound milk would taste like cinnamon, with a bite of nutmeg.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to teach an automaton to sing this to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htH2naY3-DM&t=246s

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444482
>What does hellhound milk taste like?
Warm cinnamon enhanced milk.
>What would a hellhound/anubis crossbreed look like?
Hardly distinguishable from a normal Hellhound beyond the vertical pointed ears and demonic egyptian themed attire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444531
instead of wild hellfire lashes she has small,neat, pilot light lashes that hardly flicker and waver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443188
>>16443195
>>16443198
>>16443211
>>16443228
>>16443234
Uh, do you really think it's that good?

I got a bit more written, but it's still missing something. I might just rewrite the whole thing in a Pastebin or at least fix the weird grammar tenses i got going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444541
alternatively heckpups could also be called pilots cause their fire lashes have yet to grow

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444531
I'm gonna write "Come back to my place for paw rubs and a soothing oil massage" on a piece of paper and put it in that box.

How's that for "IDEAS" Anubis-senpai?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444543
Nigga I've literally been lurking waiting for you to continue, its hella good but don't fish for compliments when people are clearly into it
Why not? Go for it! I'm certain half the thread is annoyed by my demon greentext stories but it don't stop me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444543
Keep going I say, even though my last reversed gender roles story didn't get that much attention, I'm still thinking of ideas. Anyways, does anyone have ideas for a reversed gender role story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444543
Why is loli sad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444543
Yes dammit! You promised a loving leash anon, a promise is a promise!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444574
She's not old enough to produce milk yet, just like her older sisters do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444549
>going through idea box later
>sees the note but no address or any identifying information

Day 32, anon missed his chance again.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm just cracking a beer, why are they staring at me like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444574
she's not got anyone in her life to give her some fat dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444581
Damn, some day I'll win Anubis-senpai's heart!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444585
they're waiting for you to get black out drunk

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444568
Anything involving undead girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444591
what happens then, because I'm drinking barleywines, imperial stouts and an interesting brew called Pickle Fucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444585
I thought that was a can of tuna.

Everyone knows Cat Girls love tuna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444597
On second glance, that might be a can of tuna, but I've seen old school cans of beer that look like that too

[Anonymous No.]

You know what I want?
A deredere tanuki.

Maybe with a long himecut and some black/brown hair.

>>16444597
Cat loves food.
Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444514
>"Okay so imagine a human"
>"Uh-huh"
>"But their faces look softer a bit like yours, and they can't grow beards."
>"Okay"
>"They also have breasts, like yours, and vaginas"
>"You lost me. What's the point of a human without a dick?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444442
>A literal Gynosphinx
Why.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444609
It's just a regular sphinx. Not a monstergirl sphinx but the mythological daughter of Typhon and Echidna.

[Anonymous No.]

>too drunk to write effectively
>too drunk for vidya
now comes the part where I wish jinkos were real and the crushing realization that they aren't makes me want to drink more

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444589
I believe in you detail-deficient anon!

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, figure out how you'd be able to comfortably cuddle a slime in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444621
Hi peter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444621
Let us all remember that while we may have landed in the universe where monstergirls aren't real, at least we landed in one where alcohol is. Sláinte!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444633
Do as the Shogs do and have her as the bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444633
It's a build-your-own waterbed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444634
Hello friend
>>16444638
Prosit
здоровье
Cheers
Here's to you
Salud
etcetera

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444633
Does it count if I want to crash the thread with no survivors?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444642
>Welcome home master! Would you like a bath, to rest in bed, or would- you- like- me~?
>Uh, all three
>Ah! You're so greedy master!
>...I mean they're all the same so

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444657
Bane pls go, we've already had one shitstorm this thread
>get banned for calling Tanukis jews last week
>a yuri shitstorm gets to stay
for what purpose

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444642
She'd need a lot of liquid for that

>>16444649
But then she'd be in a bag

>>16444657
Bane please

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444633
I'd probably feed her something to make her significantly more viscous, or give her a gelling agent.
Either way, if she was up for it, she could always just let me sleep inside her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444638
>Have a story idea of a Bacchus ascetic meeting an Oomukade and brewing a sake that's worthy of the lips of the Ryuu empress of Zipangu
>MFW no idea how to open a story
FUCKING GODDAMNIT STOP REMINDING ME ABOUT ALCOHOL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444638
Stay thirsty, Anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444683
in media res
start it in the middle of the most interesting sequence then flash back and explain how you got there
t. Peter

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444606
Go to that one bar on Tanuki Tuesdays and you might find one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444683
Just fart out some of the details either in greentext or personally and fill in the gaps as it hits you
Much like the painters don't just draw from left to right top to bottom, you can build your story one piece at a time in no particular order

>>16444685
aaaaaalllways

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444685
I like her, but if drinking was easy everyone could do it. It takes dedication to work through hangovers and show up to work shitfaced. Alcohol that has no bad side effects isn't really a vice at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444685
Oh man, I can't resist sexy Party Goats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444700
I want to cuddle that nuki.
I may visit the bar though.

Who knows who I could meet

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444700
A Desertnuki would look great in Twili Midna's outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444742
anything nuki is nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444748
That is a stern-looking Nuki.

Is it because I'm bothering her outside of work hours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444756
She's not used to subordinates seeing her at the beach

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444769
She's cute, but she really needs to trim those weeds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444769
(I guess my boss doesn't shave down there...)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444703
>aaaaaalllways
I WANT TO BE WITH YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444788
>>16444789
>implying this is a problem
bush is not a problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444788
Some of us like a little grass on the field, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444816
Properly maintained bush isn't a problem. It's a problem if it's hanging out of your unifrom, though.

[Anonymous No.]

[Insert witty remark about dat ass here]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444848
THICC TAIL

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444848
Jeezus anon, censor that tail this is a blue board!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444848
Panties under garter like a proper maiden

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444848
>no spillover from her thighs
One job ELH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444848
What would a Demon have to eat to get a thiccer tail? Asking for a friend.

Also Lilim are just too generic for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444848
I like those legs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444873
50 reps of tail curls with weights each day

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444856
What's wrong, anon? If she's got a thick, beautiful tail, why shouldn't she flaunt it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444606
Kinda reminds me of that oppai loli 'nuki from that one doujin with the kitsune

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444873
I feel like the perfect size for a Demon's tail is thick enough to really look thick, but thin enough to nimbly coil around her husband's dick at least three times.

[Anonymous No.]

Just how common is the Nooks eye-paint throughout the monstergirl species?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444896
Is that actually eye paint? I thought it was just the shadow from her hair to make her look sneaky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444893
Actually, looking at it again they're pretty quick to begin with, definitely no slouch. I guess they'd use closer to the end of it to perform such an act and use higher and higher on the tail as the husband gets 'bigger' from incubization

Now I'm wondering if the different monster types often have a preference for things they typically want to change on their husbands when they start becoming incubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444904
>quick

Thicc, dammit alcohol's settin in

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444904
>Spoiler
>"Ara, you're all the way to the base now. It's almost like you're already ins--eep! Using that hole without warning isn't fair!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444920
I will commit any lewd action to unsmug a smug ara ara girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444920
that's that G O O D S H I T

>Instead of her waking up with you staring at her, mornings now find you waking up with her absolutely oogling you, already heartpupiled just from your new lewd body

Though I suppose she would transform a bit too

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444904
I want to tease my Demon Waifu's ears while we cuddle and play games!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444932
>Though I suppose she would transform a bit too
To much the same reaction. Monsters are wildly attractive by nature, but post marriage they do change some to be even more wildly attractive to you in particular. It's great, but I'd kind of hope her ideal husband's appearance isn't too far off from mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444654
Peter you make me want to write about operator MG's but I'd never be able to pull it off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444920
I've always wanted to surprise fuck a blueberries butthole after reading Seafoams Horny Human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444950
Believe in your dreams, anything is possible. Read stuff on operator shit, like books by Eric Haney and watch room clearing vids and shit like that. Or put monstergirls in a less modern setting and apply first hand accounts of wars from that time, like reading books about Rhodesia or the Soviet War in Afghanistan and put MGs in there

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444937
>>16444944
>Demon waifu turns to look at her husbando with a mischievous glint in her eye
>"So, attested, lets play a new game. We each take turns trying to guess the other's favorite part of our bodies. If you guess wrong, you take a piece of clothing off. Whoever guesses right first gets to write in a new clause to our contract~"
>You were wondering why she was wearing more clothing than usual today, but alright sure
>The game begins, both of you going for the lewder parts first, then common cuddle areas, then obscure parts, and before long you're both naked
>Both of you are smiling, but a bit perplexed, thinking you would have guessed it by now
>Your eyes meet each other, and with dawning realization, both of you warmly smile with beaming eyes
>At the same time, you both bring your faces close together, her wings gently wrapping forward to pull your naked form in against hers
>"Everything"

[Anonymous No.]

What would a rat plague be like if the rats were monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443735
>>16443751
Absolute thicc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444975
Did all of that kitsune's fluff go to her ass? That tail is sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444972
Remember that one hentai/manga/thingy where the pollen outbreak was represented by horny girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444978
We need more tail(s) on that kitsune, stat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444963
As cute as that is, me and my waifu will probably ruin it by fucking on every surface in the house.
Ruin, or improve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444979
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444972
Obviously something like a lust disease that makes everyone want to have babies all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444972
http://www.gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1241445

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444979
Pollinic Girls Attack? It was great, but the whole allergy spreading mechanic was weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444975
So where's Meth's cute ogre hentai?

She can't just keep drawing fat elves, can she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444982
And so what would your write in clause be? What would hers? Cmon, cmon, amend it! AMEND IT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444972
Are we talking about a rat plague like Dishonored or do you mean the Black Plague?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444996
But anon, that would mean changing the contract we made as kids.
It's too precious to us to do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444994
>She
I thought Fukumaaya was the thicc doujin artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445010
female thicc doujin artist*

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445000
But anon, that's just the thing! Think of all of those missed years of careful deliberation and organized planning that could have gone in to sneaking in fine print binding clauses and stipulations! Think of the missed opportunities at retrospective audit and notarization! Think of the legal juncture meetings to clarify and rescind errors in laconic vernacular! Gaah, anon, don't you know its every Demon's dream to have their husband take his big, leaking pen and absolutely ravage and stuff her contract to the brim with sweet, sticky legal jargon, aah! DONT RUIN THIS FOR ME! HER! FOR HER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444963
>>You were wondering why she was wearing more clothing than usual today, but alright sure
>Be minding your own business
>"Darling, let's play a strip game!"
>You turn around to find that your demon waifu that just walked into the room is covered in so many clothes it looks like she's getting ready to survive a cataclysmic blizzard on par with an ice queen getting NTRd by a Ryuu
>The absolute madwoman can barely even get through the door, the amount of shirts she put on numbers the triple digits, and that's just shirts

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445016
Please calm down.
Everything's already perfect between me and the waifu, so there's no need to update the contract.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445021
kek

>Easily lose on purpose, stripped to bare and intentionally looking seductive
>Tell her she has three minutes to claim her prize
>Cue Demon waifu frantically struggling to get all of her clothing off

>>16445026
Bah. You're no fun! Or I'm just very plainly obviously jealous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445040
Well it's just her contract only has one clause really.
"The contracted agrees to never leave me and love me forever."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRl1zMUKTxQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445016
>>16445040
>>16445044
>Christmas cake Demon from the past few threads is jealous of childhood-friend demon for having such an early start in love
>wants to live vicariously through her since she never got to experience it

What do I win?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445044
That's far too cute

>>16445046
Exact thing I thought of. She's been watching too much YouTube.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445054
Seems like that's the case.
You win the affections of an awkward stalker Demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445054
I will not have my waifu referred to as a Christmas Cake! Former christmas cake fits better. Also, ya about hit the nail on the head.

>>16445069
Just how many Demons does that make now? Not that I'm complaining.

[Anonymous No.]

All this waifu talk has made this place quite comfy the last few days. Would anyone still post here if you actually had your waifus though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445084
Well yeah, but it'd be more of a "share our days" kinda thread then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445084
It doesn't take much to keep the page up in a tab or on the phone. Plus there's no way I'd be able to sit by knowing anyone from here didn't find their waifu while others did, so I'd wanna make sure everyone was happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445084
Oh, most likely. I think I'd feel weird about not posting about my Kobold waifu and Kobold daughteru here if they were actually fully real.

[Anonymous No.]

Touched on this a couple threads back, but... tell me about your dreams and your wife.

It can just be a general theme. Let me explain: Many of my dreams are essentially, "just out of reach", or, "close but no cigar". She's right there. She sees me. But every step just takes me further away.

Anyway, I'm just curious. I want to see what you guys have. I hope you guys have more positive dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445093
I've never had a dream about my waifu or my daughteru, ever. I don't think I ever sleep well enough to have nice dreams, though I did have a particularly vivid one this afternoon. I was really thirsty, so my dream was about me drinking water. That's about as exciting as my dreams are these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445087
>>16445090
>>16445092
You find camaraderie in the strangest places, but I'm proud to call you anons friends.

[Anonymous No.]

Spiders with big butts.

[Anonymous No.]

Dark Mage profile is now out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445093
I posted about my dream last thread, and it's only the second one I've ever had of my waifu. I really do want more though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445108
I am too anon! It's gotten quite home-y here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445114
Rude.
>>16445118
Slowpoke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445118
Yeah, it's been out for half a day already

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445093
I haven't had a dream in over six years, though it doesn't bother me too much. My mind is active enough when awake.

>>16445108
First round is on me when the quantum singularity happens and we all end up in the same town with our waifus, eh? Its a promise!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445084
I could see a half/half type of thread. Half being what >>16445087 suggests, and the other being a "My watfu can beat up/out lewd/is a better cuddler/etc,etc" type.

Either way, we would be at home, next to our loves telling them how glad we are that they're there with us.


I hurt myself today. I didn't want to. Just happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445093
>dreams
>I'm the guy from time ago who had a night terror unique in how I got it compared to the other times I had them, which involved a demon
>demon isn't even my waifu, although I did write a demon around that time
>Along with the night terror involving other shenanigans

>It's now 2017

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445093
I dream nearly every night, but remember next to none of what I dream, only small snippets of them remain once I wake up. However, luckily for me, some of the snippets I have remembered are about my waifu, so I can only assume I've had many dreams about her. Here's hoping for even more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445093
I've had two MG dreams so far: One where I had gentle sex with an arachne, and one less pleasant one where a weird evil looking black sandworm tried to kill me (she lured me in with a hamburger).

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445138
If the first round is on you the second is on me. That's a promise too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445166
>Evil monstergirls are now employing burg as bait for hungry dreaming anons

This war grows ever grimmer.

>>16445172
Deal! Let's put it in legally binding writing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445128
There is nothing rude about appreciating particularly sizeable arachnid rears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445177
I don't know, I'll have to run that by my waifu first. You can't post an image of a demon and then talk about contracts nonchalantly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445177
>Demon hiding behind a bush holding a rope tied to one of those old fashioned boxes over a stick, with a burger used as bait

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't know he was still drawing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445093
My dreams tend to be quite surreal, but very rarely do they ever involve MGs unless I make it the last thing I think about before bed.

So far I've six MG-related dreams. Four of them were of different MonMusu girls. One involved an Alice trying to wake me up by showering my face with kisses while grinding on my lap, while another dream involved me waking up to a Kiki in flowing maid get-up asleep on my chest (also straddling me, btw).

Lately, my dreams as of late have been blank and straddleless. Almost as if there's nothing there anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445187
Requesting this but with a demon as Spaget

>>16445186
>Hoooo, maybe we should bring in a second notary... we could run it by a few Tanuki to make sure... Mmm, husband, fetch me my best office suit, we're going out tonight!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445205
My waifu is untrusting of the Tanukis. How about we just shake on it, an old fashioned contract.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443160
Top tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445236
>No no, we have to-

Deal, anon. Its late anyway, and I got shit to do tomorrow morning. Pleasant dreams!

[Anonymous No.]

Chaos spiders are love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16443751
sauce pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445257
http://imgur.com/a/CmkiF
Knock yourself out, but you really should know all of Methonium's works by heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445245
And to you too. May your waifu hold you tight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445093
Maybe its because both me and my waifu are Jojo fags, but oh well, I once had a dream where she was behind a brick wall that had "Break through and live with your love." on it. I thought "Challenge accepted" and called out Star Platinum to work his sweet ORA ORA ORA music. He's just wailing on the wall like no other but its not cracking. Then I hear "Keep going! Its starting to break!", S.P. still going, plants a fist about a couple inches through before I hear 'I love you' and wake up.

I couldn't turn off the tears, thank god my roommate was at work. I never want to dream again. Not really, its the only way I see her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445267
When's he gonna do cute monstergirls raping cute guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445282
Forgot to put this in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445248
Majestic.
Who wouldn't want to be her Augur of Ebrietas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445282
Mayhap this is a sign that Atlach Nacha-chan is getting closer to her goal of connecting the worlds through the dreamscape with her mighty web of lewd...

Probably not though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445288
A madman that's who, or would it be someone sane?

I'd prefer a loli because there'd be a sense of childishness in her insults, a tall/stacked Atlach-Nacha's insults would actually hurt

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445299
I'll accept nothing less than a direct peer to peer connection. I don't want some nefarious true eldritch cosmic entity having a chance to drift between the languid tethers anchoring dimensions and muck about our rules of reality in chaotic random ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445299
But my waifu is a Demon...

I really hope that it's her and not a lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445312
That she's not your waifu is irrelevant. Her actions shall lead to all of us encountering our waifus, even if only as a consequence of her seeking out her husbando.

[Anonymous No.]

What's your favorite activity to do together with your waifu. Lewd aside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445312
No, I get that. If Atlach Nacha is trying to connect worlds, let me know and I will help out however I can. I mean that I hope my waifu is helping too and not an illusion, tricking me, to where my waifu never existed and gettingt fucked out of happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445363
Cuddling and Video Games.
For the record, that's at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445369
What kind of games?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445093

I've only had one dream that fits the bill, happened a while before I got into monstergirls and started going to the general on /a/. It was of a woman, maybe in her late 20s to early 30s.. She had blue hair, something odd about her eyes, and faint markings on the legs, barely noticeable. Nothing erotic happened, we just lied naked in bed together and drifted off to sleep. Thinking about it, she was similar to the make of a Demon, but in a human form. It kind of caught me off guard when I saw the encyclopedia entry for the Demon when it first surfaced.

As gay as it sounds, the memory of it usually brings me to the verge of tears. I don't know if it's because I felt really cherished during that dream or because it was the only good dream I've had for a few years, I usually don't dream, and on the off chance I do, it's a "light" nightmare. I think it was the best sleep I'd ever had, I felt really refreshed upon waking up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445367
Ah.

Well, I doubt she's actively helping. Just taking advantage of the Atlach's good work, reaching out to you across the every more bridged dreamscape, eagerly awaiting the day when the connection is fully complete.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445371
All sorts really.
She likes RPGs the best for cuddling because they take less focus than other games.
Her personal favorite is Persona 4 because that's a nice long one.
Her favorite personal game is Kirby Super Star Ultra with all the Shantae games falling in close second. She really likes platformers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445385
I kind of chalk it up to her using our link as a base for the connection. Sounds just like her though...

I wish I had more whiskey...

[Anonymous No.]

>Ara, ara.~ It grows late, Anon.
>Why not come and lie here with me?
>After all, is that not why you summoned me?
>There's so much I want to show you, ufufufufu.~

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445387
Interesting, my waifu is more of a fighter and shooter kind. Her favorite is EDF 4.1, though she's really really excited about For Honor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445422
What I'd give to sleep with my head on those breasts and those legs wrapped around me. With that outfit, it's important!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445387
Your waifu has excellent taste. Would definitely hang out with her for a long night of vidya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445422
I knew joining this shady Demon Cult would pay off!

And not just with the free pizza!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445380

I think I can actually kind of relate. It only happened once, maybe 10 years ago, but I woke up feeling really warm and fuzzy. Like someone was loving me, protecting me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445422
I ordered blueberry though, not cherry :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445532
Do you think something as simple as altering her skin color is above a Demon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445363
Sailing, fishing, surfing, and singing! together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445304
>he doesn't want to be degraded by a qt Atlach-Nacha nee-chan

Monster girls who understand their superiority to you, don't let you forget you're a lesser being and love you despite it are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445531
I've had dreams like that maybe twice.
But usually, when waking up, the feeling is more like "crushing disappointment."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445248
Good lord thats a hot nacho

[Anonymous No.]

Well Anons, was it worth the wait? I hope so.
Also, I know I was talking about a Shog imitating another MG for the next piece, but I read something about a Dire Shoggoth a while back and that kinda piqued my interest.
So I'll leave it to you to decide. Suggestions for what MG to mimic or what a Dire Shog looks like would be appreciated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445664
I think Slime types skip over the "dire" phase and just Queen-ify, but idk. A dire Shog would probably have many more glowing amber orbs.

[m-mooo No.]

ayy dudes

uncensored https://twitter.com/SnibakoDraws/status/822744491740131329

Next poll tomorrow hopefully o7
Goodnight /mgt/ o/

[m-mooo No.]

>>16445664
nice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445475
Demon Cult is the best!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445664
Thanks a lot anon! Looks great!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445664
>that pinch

W-Wow

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445615
>Monster girls who understand their superiority to you, don't let you forget you're a lesser being and love you despite it are the best.
Can't say I disagree with that, but wouldn't you be saddened by her constantly reminding you how much of a useless weakling you are?

It's probably all worth it for that one night in bed where she shamefully admits how much she loves you anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445615
>Monster girls who understand their superiority to you, don't let you forget you're a lesser being and love you despite it are the best.

Literally my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445814
I don't know why, but this made me imagine a monstergirl showing her real emotions when her husband is diagnosed with terminal Cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445824
Cheshires must open up real quick, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445853
I want a haughty Cheshire!

[Anonymous No.]

Have you payed respects to the great Dragon Overlords today, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never meet and befriend the daughter of a local fox goddess by chance as a child
>She'll never come find you years later and sternly command you to follow her, a sharp glare in her eyes
>The people around you will never assume that you've somehow angered the goddess
>You'll never follow her, slowly remembering who she is as you walk
>She'll never lead you to an empty room, only to immediately lock the door, draw the blind and leap into your arms while apologizing for how she spoke to you and explaining that her mother told her that she has to keep up appearances
>She'll never tell you how much she missed you and ask if you and come and live at the shrine
>You'll never have to decline and tell her that you're happy to see her again, but that you can't abandon your life her to move 4 hours away
>She'll never sadly accept and quietly leave, making you feel like a huge sack of shit
>You'll never finish out your work day, feeling guilty the whole time
>You'll never get home to find your apartment complex has been demolished and replaced with a Japanese style castle
>You'll never be brought back to your senses by a pair of arms around your shoulders
>She'll never tell you that you don't have to go anywhere, she'll come to you instead
>As the years go by, your new home will never echo with the pitter patter of little feet as you lay in bed with your wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445885
>Not abandoning your life and living with her the minute she asked

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445093
I never have MG related dreams. 90% of my dreams are surreal versions of the real world or entirely imagined planes and most of them would be very nightmarish to other people.

When I'm semi-awake though I have very strong visualizations and fantasies. A majority are of fox and tanuki furries so they don't fit here, but I've also thought of more traditional MGs.

Every time they're heavy with simple affection. Looking into her eyes, cuddling without a word, breathy murmurs as she rides me while holding hands. I have a very comfy bed with daki-ish body pillow, so when I'm in that reverie I can imagine she is sharing my bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445732
Will his soul be at rest now? Will slowpoke move on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445939
it will take a wile before he realizes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445422
The way she's dressed, I can't argue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445879
This is a free hold, you fiend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445885
What>>16445892
said, what the fuck do I have that's worth turning down a fox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445093
Only ever had the one dream about her. The one I wrote about, the one where I'm making a nest for our egg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445957
But anon! You're life will improve if you just let the dragons into your heart!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445147
She's gonna getcha!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445968
Foxes are whores! Never trust a fox!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445974
Just like the prince from Dragonheart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445978
His life did improve, he was just a massive cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445978
If you want to put it that way anon. You may.

Now to get started. You must swear total loyalty to the Dragon species and the overlord Dragon of your land. Next you will need to worship them at least 24 hours a week. And finally 25% of all your precious and shiny possessions must go to her. Don't forget to attend the dragon temple every sunday!

You'll have a blast in the Dragon Cult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445976
Think of it this way: if they want sex and you give it to them, you both have a good time, but if you don't then they trick it out of you!
>>16445982
I remain skeptical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445387
What are her thoughts on DOOM?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445990
Dragons are the saddest, loneliest creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445998
It's always lonely at the top of the food chain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445998
That's what makes them the best lovers

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446006
Then how come lions live together?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446011
This. Lonely dragons give the best love. And the tightest hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446013
Because that continent is just a deathtrap where nothing good comes out. Sort of like Australia, just with large aggressive animals instead of everything being poisonous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446025
>where nothing good comes out
Hey now Africa gave us the Bonobo Kakuens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446030
Biggest nymphomaniacs in the kakuen world. And that's saying something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445892
>>16445968
Your parents are old, anon. You can' just move 4 hours away, what if something happened to them? Your nephew loves to spend time with you as well, can you really just up and leave him?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be owned by an Anubis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446055
We'll take them with us. We can all live happily at the nice shrine. It's a lovely place with nice gardens and beautiful sights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446055
My nephew is a little shit who plays Pokemon Go and was caught using a pacifier on 1st grade, just fox me up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446062
>and beautiful sights
Like the dilapidated shrine with the lonely Ryu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446069
That's a lie and you know it. Everyone loves the Ryu. She gives us the water of life! She gets so many visitors coming to worship and give offerings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446089
You stealing someones WiFi there, Ronery Ryu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446097
You'd think she'd realize that if she actually wanted help, she should actually ask for it. Or make it drizzle for a year straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446097
>>16446101
Please don't bully the Ryu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445990
That sounds shitty and dumb.

Would rather just have comfy sex with my dragon wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446104
I wouldn't bully her if she gave me a plot of land on her grounds to farm. I'd move in for life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446104
Ryus are fat, old and lonely!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446106
You sound shitty and dumb. I'm not surprised you don't care about dragons to devote your life to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446126
Meh, I can help them find husbands if they want and transform that dragon temple a place where they meet to gossip but most of my time will be devoted to my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446140
Heretic! You speak blasphemy against the overlords!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446143
I can aleady hear some who have been treated like a mere fenale lizard saying that they worship their husband's cock more than fanatics worship dragons. Those creatures are so lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446175
Consider yourself banned from the cult heretic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446179
My wife is a dragon, mate. I know how deep the lewd goes in that place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446193
Does it go S&M deep anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446193
There is no lewd in the temple. Only worship of the dragons. Stop spreading your damned heresy. I'll call the MGC Police.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446200
>worship of the dragons
Is that what they call it these days?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446197
Goes deeper than the fallen hero goes on the DL

>>16446200
You do know that some dragons go to their favorite worshipers to ask for more specific "donations", right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446236
>You do know that some dragons go to their favorite worshipers to ask for more specific "donations", right?

Specific jewelry and worship can be requested yes. Anything for the dragon overlords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446236
>deeper than the fallen hero goes on the DL
My god, you don't mean concrete enemas, do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446245
Oh god no, anon. I mean healthy stuff not chaos monsters fetishes.

>>16446244
Ah, i get it. Dragons aren't interested in you.
Here is how it works. First they start asking for your clothes, then they ask for your used underwear so they can sniff and masturbate. After that comes some photos and nudes and soon she'll be asking for an audience to reward your devotion.
Next thing you know you are basking in the aftersex with her patting your head and saying the load that you just deposited inside her load was the biggest and greatest donation she ever recieved.

But it's good to have people like you donate shinies. Can't go treasure hunting when someone is fucking you on a fluffy bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446267
But dragons aren't for lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446267
That's not nice anon. That's quite mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16444848
Whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446267
Oh, so you mean tile porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446270
They have needs too. That so called dragon cult is just a hidden date service that they use. It's pretty good too since they can pick the really devoted ones that will love them lots.

>>16446276
What's mean?

>>16446294
I mean, some people do donate floor tiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446305
>What's mean?

Telling anon dragon's aren't interested in him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446308
Oh I'm sure it will happen soon enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445248

[Anonymous No.]

Can Slivers be monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445732
Ooh, looks great!
Lovely work, Snib.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446316
IThinkMyDogHasAutism.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446316
Wow, that alp's tail got fucking long as shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>I only realize now how much of a mistake it was to bed the Flayer. Now. It has taken me ten months to think of that word, or perhaps centuries. She has continuously sped up and retarded my sense of time.
>At first I believed I knew the level of lust she had for me. That was nothing, a pale comparison to the obscenities she uses me for. I couldn't even say goodbye to my fellows.
>Oh, she left my mind. Free to wander, free to dream. Free to suffer in eternal torment.
>I will describe myself as I see myself. I am some kind of cephalopodic thing. Sorrowful, green pools in place of eyes. She took my arms and legs, replacing them with tentacles. Splotches of grey coarse across my diseased, violet flesh as if illuminated from within.
>Even as she gently caresses me, my tentacles flourishing inside of her womanly crevasse, I can only realize one thing.
>I have no mouth, and I must fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446343
I love Chaos girls!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to become a test subject for a flayer and a shoggoth to test on for all of eternity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446399
That combo has so many insane things to explore.

I wonder if you could cut off a slimebando's finger and mold it into something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446408
>something else

L-Lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446316
Slivers are the decks of scum, and would make shittier MGs than Ayyyliums.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446412
Well I wasn't talking about that, but you can go with it.

The flayer is nice since she can erase his memory and give him a peace of mind. Though my mind does wonder what would happen to a chaos harem husbando.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446421
To be honest i'd rather be just mind raped by a flayer over and over again until all I can think about is obeying her everyworld and getting a throbbing erection on command. Then maybe the shoggoth doing lewd things to my body.

I want to be their little slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446316
I want to bully that tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446431
Ironically, Flayers and Shoggothes would more than likely be natural enemies, since Flayers are about as close to the Star Spawn of Cthulhu as we'll get, knowing KC.

Shoggothes were created by the Elder Things, who had started a war with Big C.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445093
I've only had two dreams with MGs. One involving me getting passively raped by three Arachnes, and in a more recent one, my waifu was holding me tightly and didn't say anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446431
Oh I know something nice for you. How about the shogg making a swab out of herself and cleaning yout ears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446446
But can't they bond over turning an anon's brain to mush and making his body feel things he never knew existed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446451
Sounds very lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446451
It's available in shub flavor

[Anonymous No.]

Which undead is the softest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446456
Though not lewd enough. Maybe your ears and inside of your head are over sensitive from so much flaying. How about her expanding it indide your ears, rubbing againt your eardrum and whispering lewd things while she cleans the inside of your skull?
I guess the flayer could play with your dick while all of this happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446461
Oh hey. Looks like I wasn't the only one that had that idea, though I guess with the shogg things might go a bit differently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446466
The ones who's putrid flesh is still decaying off their bones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446466
Pharaohs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446466
Dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446473
A deep cleaning, for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>She really likes wine
>The constant she-goat banter towards her
>Even a she-goat's skin can warm a desperate man anights!

She was a Satyros all along!

A Paladin / Knight Satyros!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446494
Well that was exactly what I was talking about. Guess I'll need more experiments with shoggs and flayers then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446518
The sylph is pushing meee

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking hell nav, have mercy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446536
>screwholes
That's a Shink!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446552
Big bots can have big screws in them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446494
Brainjobs are the best. I wish I could get flayed every night and cum buckets just from her tentacles in my brain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446536
I want to bury my face in there. Is this normal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446557
Those screwholes are about to get clogged up with semen, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446469
What is it about intimate body cleaning that is so incredibly lewd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446560
This. They truly are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446563
You're going to test how watertight her chassis is?
>>16446562
Of course it's normal, why would you think it's not normal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446536
Butt Implants!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446568
Well in this case you trully are becoming one with her and she is making sure to take care of you, so there is that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446590
Rude, she was built like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446552
How can such tiny robutts be this lewd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446616
That little robot is too lewd! Little MGs are supposed to provide inspiration! Not vulva grinding against the thumb!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446536
I-I see, so this is the weapon to surpass Metal Gear...
https://youtu.be/gyuqbm4LTcI

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446663
Sometimes, the only thing a MG wants to do is wildly mate with their beloved husband. It's the bad luck of little MGs that they must wait until their master decides to take them that they can relieve themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446708
Particularly lewd MGs have it even worse, like thumb-sized dark elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446714
>>16446708
Just use an increase size potion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446708
I want to put a cute minigirl down my pants for the day! She can koonago me all she likes and sustain herself on the semen that she milks out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446536
Outstanding posterior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446725
It's not like she has a choice.

Potions don't work on robutts, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446804
But you'll destroy the robutt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446804
What a cute girl stuck in a shit show.

[Anonymous No.]

Every non-slime monster can be improved with doll joints.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446819
That's creepy. Don't come near me, my waifu or my daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446819
>Dolljoints lilim

I'm actually wondering if the Queen of Hearts could be that, with the whole wonderland thing. I know she's only said to be an alice lilim, but imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

Will KC start doing weekly releases now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16445664
Flashy!
>>16445732
It's nice to see you doing more lactation stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446804
It feels wrong to like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446536
I remember suggesting that. Holy hell that looks phenomenal!
>>16446552
They're hardpoints for the armor to attach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446818
Second biggest semen demon after Enigma

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446848
What a weird thing to find in a waterslide

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446882
Don't go near the Ghoul! They're evil!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446875
I want her as my mistress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446887
Would you help her, anon?

I know I would

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446890
Of course!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446883
Man, I'm just tryna go down the Big Kahuna, havin a good time, and suddenly round the third bend this little shit is just sittin there lookin like she spilled ten packs of kool-aid all over herself
Not what I wanted in my waterpark experience, soon as I'm out of here I'm speaking to the managGGEEAAAAHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446875
>>16446890
I want to help her find her role in life as my personal semen demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446900
And she wants you to be her personal boytoy. It's a good match.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446895
This is why you don't go to water parks with MGs. There needs to be separate water parks for men only. Because if there isn't.

>men left in a pool of bodyfluids while permanent ahegoing inside of the changing rooms
>Krakens and other water MGs molesting innocent men inside the pools
>MGs waiting inside and at the end of water slides for men to come right to them
>MGs flaunting their bikinis and curvy bodies at men who just want to relax
>MGs sending drugged drinks to unsuspecting boys

[Anonymous No.]

Behold, a Tiddiehebi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446907
Kiss that belly!

[Anonymous No.]

>受精
>insemination
Why did it take so long for me to realize that these tags exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446905
I'd find the nearest Flow Kelp and just relax with her. It probably feels really good lazing about with her kelp wrapped all around you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446905
>At the 'wave' pool
>Its really just the fucking rape pool
>Every day with this bullshit
Suddenly get bowled over by some drunk Oni (No alcohol in the park! How hard of a rule is that to follow?!) and knocked in right as the waves start
>get forced under the throng of people and MGs inside, sink to the problem
>Cool, probably gonna fucking drown now, add that to the list of things that went wrong today
>Suddenly Sea Bishop swims up beside me in a lifeguard uniform
>Thank god... wait, she's casting some magic spell on me
>Holy shit I can breathe underwater, based...
>WHY DO I HAVE FINS NOW WHAT THE FUCK
>Definitely just going minigolfing next time

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446927
Nigga that's not how it works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446903
I don't mind a good wrestling match before bedtime. Makes taking my prize all the more sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446927
>he thinks Minigolf is safe

Hahahahaha

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446944
It's better if you don't resist to your misstress, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Are Valkyries all doomed to become Dark Valkyries? Its already sad enough that deep down they're just delusional in their 'mission', but is there any way a man can keep them at least uncorrupted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446914
>モンスター娘 受精
>only 9 results
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446949
>That Image
Ah, my eyes hurt now.
Now I feel worse for Bolo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446963
I don't know how they'd be able to retain their holy appearance while also wanting to fug their husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446955
AH! It's no use, Anon!
That sharp look. The unamused pout. Her whole femme fatale look and those red evil eyes of hers only makes me want to tease her even more.

It's a fact of life that bad girls deserve to be teased and punished!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446973
The best things in life are rare, anon.
Luckily those Snake and Mermaid pictures are hot as hell, even if they seem more like pregnant sex than insemination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446907
What a nice Tiddiehebi, especially with those welcoming arms. I'm sure she needs the warmth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447002
>It's a fact of life that bad girls deserve to be teased and punished
Remember to always tease mayaderes and yanderes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446914
I wish there were "delayed" insemination pictures, where the girl is doing something unrelated the next day when her egg actually gets penetrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446963
Yes.

All Valkyries need to be corrupted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446963
I want to find a Valkyrie and protect her from sinfulness! Look how pure she is! I want to preserve it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447002
>>16447017
They are for being worshipped as godesses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446963
>>16447032
Not to get too 'serious', but an uncorrupted Valk or any sort of monster that showed some sort of propensity to resisting corruption would, if she's smart anyway, become an instant top-5 on the hitlist of the Demon Lord. Remember that the cycle of Demon Lords being usurped by other monsters has been going on for tens of thousands of years or something like that. The current one is apparently the first to try this new method, and its apparently working very well, but if some mutant or outlier came along that didn't stick to formula it could potentially be a huge threat. Especially since alot of the combat capabilities of monsters have been forgone in preference to turning them into sexual abilities.
Its also why I think members of the Demonic family of races probably don't associate or get along with the members of Chaos, and even perhaps the members of Pandemonium.

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW literally stuck between finishing this one Cat Kingdom story or just doing Pit Lady
Fuck me and I thought Street Fighter trials were hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447052
>Pit Lady

I'd stay a while and listen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16446986
Why would they go corrupt if they wanna pleasure their husband? Shouldn't whoever god they pray to look down on their love as beautiful?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447052
Fuck the Cat Kingdom bro, nothing but hair balls and siths there.
GIVE US MORE PIT CHAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447032
I want to find a Valkyrie and artificially inseminate her! That way we can have children without her being lewded and corrupted!
This method also works perfectly with Paladin-chans. Fap into a syringe and squirt it inside her today!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447046
Part of the worship includes temple prostitution!
I want to put an evil girl in the stocks in the town square and let all the townsmen rape her in every hole until she's ready to give birth! She'd only be washed clean once per week of the cum spilled all over her body, and the blood on her lips and chin from when some idiots tried to irrumate her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447052
I expect Diablo and Doom puns out the flaming ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447064
Go away Ishtar and take your shit taste with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447051
I'll protect her purity!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447064
I hope you get Lou Gerhigs Disease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447017
Mayaderes are olev

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447064
I hope you get raped by obese matangos and siths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447075
And draw the ire of most of the MG waifus in here
The Demons would come for you first, though maybe the childhood friend-chan would ignore it
Then the Beastmen, then the undead, then the elementals, then if they can be roused the Dragons. Finally the Lillim, both donutsteels and unmet, and finally the Demon Lord and her Incubus husband themselves.
In short, you're gonna need more than just a single Valkyrie if you truly want to protect her purity. And accepting anything less than the continued crusade against the Demon Lord is being accepting of corruption, which by itself makes you unpure.
Its a hard road to walk, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447087
I will do everything in my power to protect her glorious purity. Just look at her. She practically radiates purity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447085
Mayaderes are made to be chained to a dungeon wall and kissed and hugged until they become good girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447103
Your taste is shit and you should feel bad for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447046
They are for looking in the eyes and saying "you're husbando a shit" before running away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447087
This sounds like a pretty epic story.
>anon and his Valkyrie waifu git gud to protect both of their purities
>DL wants to stop them and sends out all her underlings to try and make them fuck like rabbits on aphrodisiacs
>anon and his waifu are just trying to make it to her home church so they can get married in accordance with their god
>besides her grandmother can't fly anymore so it's really a bother to get her to go anywhere
And there would be a recurring joke villain somewhere like three hellhound sisters who end up looking like a three stooges show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447099
So be it. Thou shalt walk the dim-lit path to ruin in search of a Maiden's purity.
Pick two other MGs that have through extreme genetic mutation or blessings from the stars resisted corruption. That shall be ye party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447069
You know what'd be even worse than Ishtar?

A Kyton from Greyhawk wanting to use your body as a canvas of pleasure and pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447113
Reverse corruption is literally the best. All bad girls should be cuddled until their minds break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447046
Hah! it's as if you didn't know that goddesses were also born to take my dick, too!
The only worshiping I'll do for them is that of their heavenly, oiled bodies rubbing against my own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447103
What's the point in an evil girl if she doesn't stay evil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447133
How can they fuck up eating yogurt like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447136
Enjoying her faces and reactions as she gets good girl'd.

[Anonymous No.]

Elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447136
Healing gives me quite the hard-on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447136
They want everyone to know they're faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447122
>Hellhound sisters, assemble!
>Cer!
>Ber...
>Ous~
>Leave it to us boss, that Valkyrie is as good as gunked!

Shenanigans ensue

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447144

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447144
Anon, that's a holst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447144
>This is official art
Wew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447136
It's like virgins. Taking that special thing away feels incredibly rewarding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447139
Goddesses, as powerful as they are, are not very smart. They need the strong guiding hand of a man to lead them and show them how it's done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447122
>Monster of the week show where each major enemy is a different /mgt/ waifu trying to deflower Paladin Anon and his Valkyrie betrothed

I'd watch it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447150
That's a cute elf!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447150
Elves look too inviting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447136
I wouldn't mind if they stayed evil.

They can just be my cute, evil sextoys when I get bored of the good ones. Plus haughty girls are fun to tease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447150
I desire a chubby elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>be the squire to a high ranking female paladin
>you look up to her like an older sister, hoping to become a warrior of justice she can be proud of
>one day after training, she tells you she has to leave for a few days to handle a minor monster infestation
>after a week goes by, you start to worry if something went wrong
>as you try to force yourself to sleep that night, you hear your door open
>your mentor walks in, her armor gone and her undergarments in tatters
>you ask her what happened as continues over to your be
>"There was a lilim waiting to ambush us. I only barely managed to get away, but I was infected with mamonomana. It took me a few days to purge it from my body. During that time, something amazing happened."
>she throws herself on top of you and straddles your waist. "I heard the voice of our Lord telling me that you were to be the chosen Hero. He wanted me to personally raise you to greatness, so I rushed back as quickly as I could."
>you're too stunned by everything going on to react when she starts pulling your pants down and stroking you to erection
>one she inserts you, she starts gyrating her hips in ways you never thought possible from her. as she rides you cowgirl, she clasps her hand like she's praying
>"Oh Lord. I will do my best to turn Anon into a man among men."
>she continues her prayers as her hips slap against yours, and you thought you were hallucinating when wings emerged from her back

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447002
>>16447133
>>16447158
>>16447171
Someone is asking to be mindbroken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447065
Well, I mean. One of the epithets of the MC in the story I have ideas jotted down for is The Hell-Walker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447161
>Last season is just /mgt/ lilims

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447180
They can try if they want. It will be all the more delicious then they admit defeat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447177
No! Her purity! Stop!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447141
>>16447146
>>16447156
>>16447171
Maganto pits for the lot of you.

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>>16447177
Fuck yes
FUCK yes
Delusional weirdly aligned religious nutcases that crave your dick like communion are top fucking percentage

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to protect my Valkyrie and make sure she gets to church every Sunday with me!

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>>16447189
Whatever, man. The sooner you understand you're like the main girl of a rape hentai the better for your mental health.

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>>16447190
why would you deny her heavenly duty, anon. let her fuck you into the annals of history

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447177
MGEs dark God is a chick though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447185
https://youtu.be/zZMg9ryeWOw
The most metal sex ever conceived

>>16447187
>Semi-final enemy before DL herself is The Wandering Scholar

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>>16447192
I'm going to heal the pit and there is nothing you can do about it. Imagine her face when I get out unraped and unhusbandoed.

[Anonymous No.]

Will I ever be able to talk about mayaderes without healingfags or fucking maledomfags ruining everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447213
That's not her duty! It's the evil demon lords who are putting those words into her head!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447214
mamonobama makes her think it's the Chief God's voice though

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447232
Chief God's a chick too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447232
The Chief God is also a chick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447192
I will hug the Matango until she's vanilla'd into my loving wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447225
>healingfags or fucking maledomfags
Heh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447225
Yes, like, right now.

It's not out fault you get turned off by our fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447237
I want to RAPE Chief Goddess-chan! I'll become a top general in the evil war on her and make her into my divine onahole after we win!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447177
This was good, I want more Valkyrie stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447229
Run for it anon! Use your power of virginity to break the spell! I found a magic sword and armor that will let me fend off the Lillim!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447253
Aren't those just your wives?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447267
Oh shit, you see them too?!

[Anonymous No.]

Does she want to be a Paladin like her papa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447273
I've seen them the whole journey.
It's been really weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447278
...You uh, didn't see what they were doing through the armor, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447250
>Thinking a mortal has any chance of actually physically raping the Chief God without her having planned for it ahead of time

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447285
It's kinda hard not to.
That and the armor girl kept shouting about you 'impregnating her impregnable' defenses.

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>>16447300
She'll make that smug face, sure, and pretend she's won, but at the end of the world it's my profane semen in her divine womb. No matter how smug she acts, I can just shut her up with my lips and pump more into her. .

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>>16447274
Why would a paladin fuck an MG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447326
He's being raped.

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>>16447187
>An entire season of lilims
>Episode 1 is just Druella getting lost on the way to the fridge before wondering how the place would look like as a Demon Realm
>Episode 2 is Ilassa wondering what this new place is and wanting to see every nook and cranny of it along with spreading her culture, with people saying 'No!' only exciting her further
>Episode 3 is pseudo-filler with Mari's daughteru arriving and someone calling her bear shit, runs off crying
>Episode 4 is Mari coming for the explicit purpose of Demon Realming it unlike Ilassa and Druella who decided to do so on the moment, summoning numerous monsters with her
>Episodes 5 to 10 are the various lilims doing their own thing, sometimes teaming up, sometimes arguing among themselves on what to do, some cameos, and so on
>Episode 11 is Selene showing up, first actual fight not involving literal fuckery attempts and instead proper nonlethal stabbings
>Season finale is Victoria invading the country with her dullahan army through proper nonlethal mass stabbings like Selene did in episode 11, ends in cliffhanger

I'd watch it

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>>16447253
How does one fuck a sword?

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>>16447122
>DL hears that anon and his waifu made it to the church
>she finally gets off her ass to go take care of them herself
>catch them at their honeymoon
>she bursts into their room with her lackeys in tow
>only to be greeted with anon and his waifu kissing, holding hands, and in a full mating press with anons cum dribbling out of her
>the DL just sits and stares while the Cerberus sisters shlick furiously at the display
>you will never beat the Demon Lord with your pure love for your waifu

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>>16447326
Could you resist a fox?

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>>16447314
I HAD TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE HAVING THE SENSATION OF FUCKING TWO BEAUTIFUL WOMEN 24/7 AT THE SAME TIME SOMEHOW!
>The Paladin falls.

>>16447338
Tenderly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447352
Right....
What was this quest again and why aren't I just walking out to dick the dullahans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447352
That's a big forehead

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447352
>not rusty all over
>rusty where it counts
Acceptable.
Rough paizuri never ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447326
>>16447334
Great now I have an idea for a story about a Paladin who was raped and his daughter finds him in prison for his failure and as leniency for his crimes she makes the church makes her ex-Paladins squire. And he can't go anywhere without her as to never forget his sins.
I can make it into a pretty good healing story.

[Anonymous No.]

>KC tweeting some russian MGE cosplay
>that's awesome but where did they get unreleased Nurarihyon
Kek
сука блять

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447352
>Tenderly and slowly making love to an evil, DE filled monster girl when she is obviously waiting for you to violently rape her brains out.
You're the worst kind of monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447370
Poor Russkies never catch a break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447370
Poor KC. He needs to release another girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447386
>You're the worst kind of monster.
I really want to put my face into her chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447386
I want to tease a proto-Kiki anally until she snaps and forces me to impregnate her

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>>16447346
>Haha! We finally got em, boss! Now we- O-ooh... oh my... is that...
>Yeah! Lets- w-what? S-so deeply!
>And so much spilling out already... nnyeh...

>Whole series was just raunchy ecchi the whole time, but final episode with the pure, properly married loving sex is full on hentai in all its messy detail

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447399
2lewd4me

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>>16447399
I want to fill both holes to the brim with semen in order to ensure pregnancy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447371
S-she said she just wanted a sheath! You can't rape with a sheath, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447405
I dunno, that seems fun to me, as would being casually lewd until she jumped me.

>>16447410
Now that's a plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447410
Normal kiki is pretty cute, but proto one is for so much sex of every kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447414
What will you do if your daughteru turns out to be a floppy-eared Kiki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447419
Spoil the daughteru when I can and play with her floppy ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447412
You fool! She was obviously testing you!
Seeing if you were man and strong enough to take what you wanted. Now you knows yous you're a nerdy loser who won't use her to take over the world!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447400
I'd like to try out for the part of Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447400
>spoiler
HELL YES

[Anonymous No.]

>Think Dark Mage is one of the hottest things KC's ever drawn
>She's basically just a human

Do I need to kill myself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447274
I want to go adventuring with a group of monster girls, being completely oblivious to the fact that they joined the party because they fell in love with me.
>kitsune paladin joins after you helped protect her fox goddess' shrine from raiders (and because her goddess blessed her with a vision of bearing your child)
>oni barbarian joins because you beat her in a challenge in front of her entire tribe (actually she knocked the club they gave you out of your hand, causing it to fly into the air and come down on her head, knocking her out)
>cursed sword joins when you pull her out of a rock in a dungeon, acknowledging you as her one true master (always wants you to grab her by the hilt, which she calls "handholding")
>lich mage joins after you unwittingly deflect her slave curse back onto her, forcing her to follow your orders (she keeps saying she'll undo the curse any day now, but she's secretly enjoying being subservient)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447468
She's a gateway human girl. If you keep fapping to her, you'll eventually end up stroking it to an actual human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447468
No, you need to go balls deep inside of her.

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>>16447468
There are plenty of monsters that are at least appearance wise more or less just human, the difference is they also have cool abilities or mechanics like literal sex hair and such
Dark Mage is kinda just 'I do magic and pop shrooms' though

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447483
>>'I do magic and pop shrooms'
>not wanting to fugg a girl that's tripping on shrooms while she makes a lightshow above you on the ceiling

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447474
>cursed sword wants you to grab her by the hilt, which she calls "handholding"
>MC uses an 'unconventional' fighting style

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>>16447504
Does he fight lizards like that?

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>>16447504
>In enemy's vision MC is half-swording a badass edgy dark blade, very serious and menacing looking
>In MC and MG vision he's awkwardly grabbing the humanesque form of the Cursed Sword by the ass and titties swinging her around in battle

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>>16445993
Sorry for the late response. We all have to sleep.
As for your answer? Cathartic as all hell.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! RIP AND TEAR!"

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>>16447514
That could actually be pretty cool if when he's holding her regularly by the hilt and swinging her around, in their vision he's grasping her hand and she's nimbly jumping around doing swinging kicks and stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447468
>Hoped Dark Mage would turn out to be a warm but lewd onee-san
>turned out to be just some mayadere

Dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447521
>he's grasping her hand and she's nimbly jumping around doing swinging kicks and stuff
That sounds an awful lot like dancing, anon.

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>>16447504
>cursed sword doesn't understand how the technique works, but thinks it's a good chance for you to cut your hands on the demon silver
>she later realizes how wrong she was
I feel like that's one way to tease a cursed sword. deny them the cut when they are expecting it

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>>16447520
Would she cosplay as Doomguy or the Cyberdemon that night?

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>>16447522
I want to unknowingly undo a Dark Mage's plan so that she starts trying to get back at me in secret only to find me surviving all of her attempts without knowing I'm under attack.

Cue her spying on the women I spend my time with to see what girl I like to try and seduce the man who keeps besting her.

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>>16447531
That's actually one of the few times she doesn't wear a costume.
I do.
Of course, all of it but the helmet comes off as she "begs" the Doomslayer not to kill her only to get "raped".
She has weird fantasies sometimes.

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>>16447543
>Getting into it
>"L-lets improve the atmosphere!!!"
>Teleports your bed to some hellplane (or at least creates an illusion that makes it seem like you are)
>Too far, too far!

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>>16447543
>She wants the BFD

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>>16447522
So she turned out to be perfect?

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>>16447549
She'd probably settle for an illusion. Fantasy or no, she really likes the comfort of our home.

>>16447553
She's getting the "Berserker Pack".
Sticky Mushroom Soup with Raging Mushrooms blended in with Holst Milk as a base.
Guaranteed to make even the toughest monsters drunk on sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447566
Holy shit that cocktail

>Downs it between rounds
>Starts manhandling your manhood
>"AAAH! YOU ARE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE SPUNK!"

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>>16447522
Another onee-san would have been boring as fuck, we've already got a ton of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447573
Wrong way around anon.
I'm the one taking it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447556
I'm not a big fan of mayadere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447582
Sometimes I think I'm the only one here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447582
Mayaderes are good for irrumation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447588
No

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>>16447577
Hope you like serving her breakfast in bed for the next several days, or find her a cosplay that involves a wheelchair

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447592
Why not? I bet she'd bite me deliciously if I forced my dick into her mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447597
Don't you have someone else to fish for (You)s

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>>16447582
Mayaderes are amazing for sinking into the arms of and forgetting, if only for a second that she's one of the most evil women in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

What did the Wendigo do to him? She's hiding in her coat and won't come out

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>>16447593
She'd be able to walk anon, she's tougher than you'd think. It'll be with a limp though, and she's gonna need plenty of ice.
And she'll still shoot me a double thumbs up and a wink every time she wants to tell me "worth it!"

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>>16447609
That wendigo looks married. I guess she found him and decided to call a yeti to help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447609
She introduced him to her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447608
I want a mayadere to sink into my arms and forget everything but the sweet feeling and smell of someone who loves her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447609
To be honest it would be pretty cool to be in her coat all the time. Looks cozy. And it's probably magically bigger on the inside.

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>>16447628
I want to be a paladin and have a mayadere taunt me about begin captured alive and the inevitable corruption that awaits me as she slowly begins to hug me from all sides, pressing her bountiful breasts onto my body and fingering my shameful boner with her long, evil fingers.

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>>16447618
Someone needs to tell the yeti that hugs can't cure everything, he's out cold

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>>16447615
>Demon waifu practically drags herself to the couch in the morning to lay down while anon makes breakfast from the kitchen
>Anon nervously looks over, can only see one of her legs draped over the side
>Uh, you're, gonna be alright, right?
>thumbs up wavers up above the back of the couch before slumping back down
>Definitely a 'take it easy' kinda day

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>>16447640
Lewd.

Would you break? Would she turn you into her plaything or an actual asset to her evil cause?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447637
I bet she has a beach front house by the ocean in her coat since she can't leave the mountain to visit warmer climates

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447647
You made me think about a yeti trying to heat up anon's dead body and crying. It hurt me a bit and now I want my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447658
That would be very nice and comfy. Now I want to marry a Wendigo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447649
She's getting extra sausage links to help speed her recovery.
I'm not sure if getting protein would help, but I'm sure she'll appreciate the gesture.
Maybe if she's feeling better the day after that I can take her to The Original Pancake House that's nearby.

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>>16447664

Something like that is basically a yeti's worst nightmare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447664
This kills the yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE2a8_Y3bkE
>Anon fighting a Salamander and destroying the countryside

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>>16447682
>>16447689
I wonder if White Horns carry dead and cold anons' bodies out of the snowy mountains. Can you imagine the shock of a young one if she found it and asked their parents why she can't heat anon up?

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>>16447653
I wouldn't last even a year. By November I'd start drooling and instinctively try to thrust my dick at her whenever she so much as breathed on me. The moment she unchained me I'd eat her out like an animal while masturbating with her feet onahole. At most she could use me as a propaganda piece to demoralize my former comrades. She'd use her magic to force all the defenders of my former castle to watch their disgraceful former hero beg to finally put it inside her.

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>>16447705
Anon please stop. It's hurting.

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>>16447664
>Another lost traveler! And not a moment too soon!
>This looks like a job for the hug patrol!
>Hmm, hmm, looks like he's taking a nap... what a silly idea in this weather!
>Hup! Up you go, mister traveller, here comes the hugs!
>Mmm, this will make you feel... all... all bette-
>...He's not warming up
>Am, am I... no, lets try this kind of hug instead! Y-you get an extra special hug, mister! H-haha!
>...He's not warming up
>Okay!!!!! Then my patented full body hug!!!! This will work!!! This always works!!! Please work!!!!
>...He's not warming up
>H-HELP! ANYONE PLEASE HELP WHY ISN'T HE WARMING UP I NEED HELP PLEASE HELP PLEASE H-

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447718
>>16447706
STOP

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447705
>Papa, what's death mean?
How do you respond without making her sad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447705

What other things would monsters be the most afraid of?

>A cheshires prank causing someone to be seriously injured/crippled

>A nightmare or any other MG that could enter dreams seeing that the thing someone is most afraid of is themselves.

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>>16447717
Holy fuck I just hitted something really deep and sad inside myself.

Imagine that white horn. Instead of carring a cold anon that's shivering and get extremely comfy when he gets warmed up, thanks and have some fun small chats with her while brushing some sensitive spots, she is now carrying a stiff and cold body, with souless eyes and a horrible suffering look on his face. There won't be any thanks and small chats anymore, just the lonely snow howling around her, as if mocking her failed attempt at saving someone. There won't be innocent and accidental brushing, just that heavy and painful weight on her body, mind and soul.

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>>16447737
Give her a really hard hug and don't answer when she asks why is mommy crying.

>She says that I don't need to hug her, it's anon over there that should be heated up
Delete myself.

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>>16447739
>A Mermaid finding a man lost at sea, who has long since succumbed to the lack of fresh water
>An Anubis' favourite worker becoming maimed due to orders she gave him during a construction project
>A Salamander accidentally blinding her beloved during a spar

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no smug Imp Assistant.

[Anonymous No.]

Have a fairy to cheer you up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447739
>Lamia wrapping herself a little too hard on a guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447737
>>16447755
Do you think Monstergirl wives would respect the traditions of man in burying the dead? Do you think they'd be curious about them? Say you are in >>16447755 >>16447718 situation

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447739
>A dragon's haughty attitude accidentally leading to anon crying

>a mindflayer messing up and turning her husband into a brainless husk who no longer knows her name or who she is

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447737
It's not that sad in a setting with a confirmed afterlife though

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447759
>>16447766

Shit man. You're making me cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>"I heard that my... services were required."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447765
Thanks anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447767
At least let him rest. His soul would be long gone and he died in loneliness, giving the guy peace is the least one could do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447783
Yeah. Upstairs shitter is clogged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447776
Sorry Anon. Here's a cute daughteru to cheer you up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447796
I need small flayers for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447737
"well dear, it used to to be a journey everyone takes at the end of their days, but now its more like an annoying status effect. Thanks Mobama"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447767
Depends. If she knows her husband's family ways and his faith/beliefs. She'll probably respect them. That why I hope there is a MG afterlife, so she can see to joining him.

If he wishes not to be burried then she could take him to a lich.

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>>16447737
I would say that it means that they (as in the dead person in question) are going to the land without taxes and plenty of relaxation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447796
Thanks anon. She's very cute.

Speaking of Anubi. That Anubi one hit me real hard.

>while working on construction the poor slave has rocks fall into his legs
>he never walked again

Who will take care of him? He's just a low slave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447811
On top*

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447811
The Anubi, of course. If people ask about it, she would say that she's accepting the consequences of her actions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447767
I would hope so, given that it's unlikely any of them ate an undead grey lamentation mushroom before their untimely demise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447811
The Anubis will lose her work for losing a precious human boy and will have to take responsibility by taking care of him.

>Anubis is not used to Anon being crippled
>Orders him around accidentally
>''O-oh... I'll try..."
>Anubis almost dies of guilt and apologizes like there is no tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447802

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447827
So squishy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447827
I need more. Even though I already have 600

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447831
Its my poor headcanon that Flayers have cartilage instead of bone, so they are even more extra squishy than expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447825
That is heart melting cute. I wish there was a story on an Anubi taking care of an injured slave.

[Anonymous No.]

kraken kuddles while she reads about kooking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447827
I'm going to softly squeeze her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447834
I too am a chaosfag, but that's probably too many Flayers to have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447839
Yes! So much yes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447844
>implying there is such a thing as too many flayers

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447844
I'm not a chaosfag though, I just really like squishyflayers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447802
>Manticore
It saddens me that people like Ovaries and Bob fucking ruined them in writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447836
>Anubis dotes on the injured slave day in and day out
>Helping him bathe, making him and insisting to feed him his meals
>Teaching him how to read and write
>Trying her best to help him learn how to walk again
>She is constantly encouraging him, trying her best to keep his spirtis high
>She sings him to sleep every night, and he gets to wake up to the brightest smile and a full breakfast every morning

I kinda want to try my hand at writing something like this, even if it's just a shitty greentext

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447861
If you like it, go ahead anon! Sounds like it would make a great and emotional story!

>>She sings him to sleep every night, and he gets to wake up to the brightest smile and a full breakfast every morning

Shit this is actually making me feel a deep sadness knowing I'll never have this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447848
As nice as it would be to be sandwiched between a crowd of squishy Flayers, there's no way all those Flayers in one spot aren't up to something crazy.
>>16447850
You simply have good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447861
Would she insist on taking care of his "needs"?
And how would she react if a traveller came by selling what amounts to a wheelchair? Would she make the injured slave into a foreman or something like that?

[Anonymous No.]

Monster Girls should be the same color as their scales.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447879
>he wouldn't want to be raped by a group of mindflayers until he's got a permanent ahego, his ears are leaking slime, he has a mental addiction to tentacles and his balls are dry as a bone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447886
I disagree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447891
Would flayers hate me if I hoarded them just because they are cute and not because of sex?

I might need to set them free, to see all of my little girls grow up and find a nice husband.

[Anonymous No.]

BATTLE CATTLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447899
Flayers usually don't get much love form humans due to their appearance and Eldritch nature (that is until that specific human has a tentacle raping their brain) so they'd probably love it. Just aslong as you keep it pure, no lewd, and let them go when you're ready. Also remember to give them a lot of room to move around! And make sure to keep the area fairly dark! Flayers aren't used to intense light.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447886
I agree for Lizards at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447908
It's good. They have a lot of place to squiddle around.

I sure hope they find a nice and cute husband out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447901
How much does it cost to hire 'Battle Cattle' to protect your merchant caravan?

[Anonymous No.]

I know it's unoriginal. But top 5 girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447927
Usually about 2 litres of semen per day. You can do that right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447909
Goddamn, that Lizard's cuteness is to die for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447928
Shoggoth = Dark Slime > Bubble Slime > Sea Slime > Mindflayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447931
Oh jeez.

I'll see if I can get some of the other merchants to 'chip in' I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447925
That would be creepy. Flayers on the floor. Flayers on the chairs and tables. Flayers on the walls. Flayers on the bed. Just a bunch of squids all over making glopping sounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447928
>Anubis
>Shoggoth
>Mindflayer
>Dragon
>A tie between Wendigo and Yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447939
Just remember to wear ear muffs while you sleep. Dear god remember to wear some sort of ear protection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447939
Some of them talk a lot too and most of the time they like to pile up in one place and do weird flayer things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447928
Automatons, Familiars, Undead, Shoggoths, Foxes.
In no particular order of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447945
Also a poncho so they don't coat you in slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447939
Sounds cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447928
Kakuen
Anubis
Dragon
Wolf
Mouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447945
Would you let your childhood friend / niece / goddaughter / whatever loli flayer practice on your brain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447928
Is anyone else like me where I can't put my top girls in order? I obviously have my waifu but I can't put the others in an order. I like them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447928
Milk cow
Smart Cow
Fluff Cuddle
North Horse
Sword Maker

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447928
Dragon
Kiki
Ryu
Tako
Griffon

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to stay out of the forests.

There you will find naught but goblins riding arachnes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447928
Gremlin, Kikimora, Devil, Wendigo and Slime Carrier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447974
Although I'm a strong believer that a flayer should have her first brain rape on their husband. It would be healthy for them to practise on their family when they're young.

So yes. I'd let a flayer who is related to me mess with my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447834
Jesus Christ, how?

I have 379 and I can't find anything else

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447974
Nope, I'm out of the flying business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447996
Where does one get do many flayers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447993
>a flayer should have her first brain rape on their husband
Do you mean their future husband or are you advocating having adult flayers flail awkwardly inside their husbands? 'Cause virgin CC flayers would be extra cute, getting all flustered about finally getting to flay a boy at 34.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447928
First row

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447928
Good time for me to update the character sorter I guess, hadn't been touched since Trumpart.

Should be up to date with Atlach-Nacha now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448006
379 of my waifu, I mean, not flayers.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to nurse a hungry vampire back to health

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448010
I think you might like them big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447950
>Undead
bit of a broad 5 you picked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447928
Hellhound
Kraken
Dragon
Kikimora
Amazon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448007
Both. Flayers should have their first time with the man they love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447979
>Fluff Cuddle
Moth girl pofu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447928
Vampire
Jabberwock
Aphophis
Shoggoth
Raiju

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448029
I do, indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447928
1. Kobold waifu + Kobold daughteru
2. Kikimora
3. Hellhound
4. Holstaur
5. Shirohebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448028
That's not a good idea. You'll end up in hospital.

[Anonymous No.]

"Ah, so you're the one who summoned us?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448044
we can start with a big dose the first time, then keep decreasing until she is fully functional

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448048
What the fuck is Barb's problem? Why does he feel the need to give me an urge to masterbate every time he releases new art?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447928
Demon > Cursed Sword = Holstaurus > Weresheep > JubJub

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448051
This one isn't new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448048

Oh, sorry. Wrong number.

*click*

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448057
Is it not? I guess I just haven't seen it before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448048
Wrong floor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448010
Red Oni has new art?

Why hasn't the Wiki updated her picture already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448048
Sure why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448048
Maybe but the ones I ordered are thicker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448019
Got a quick link by any chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448058
"Wrong what now?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447928
I have a lot more than 5 favourites but off the top of my head:
Dragon
Echidna
Hellhound
Jabberwock
Ryu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448027
Not my fault they're so perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447928
Manticore, Hellhound, Cheshire, Anubis, Lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448067
Probably because they want people to buy the English release of the encyclopedia and don't want to post the new art and risk upsetting KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448053
Of all of the 'They latch onto your dick and literally ride you around on it' girls, JubJub is the most alluring I believe

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gone for over a week and the first thing I see when I skim the thread is shitposting over yuri, and anime conventions with girls dressing up in MGE cosplay in front of an audience.
Never change. That girl in the anubis outfit had the right idea with her moves though. Whatever name that exotic dance move has, anubi should do that on a regular basis.

Also, the Big O robutt is pretty neat. Whoever drew it missed out on having "NOT GUILTY" or something like that printed on her crotch, though. Is there a Jehuty robutt yet, or do I still have to wait for that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448071
http://mgecharactersorter.tumblr.com/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448079
Why is Lich-chan making that face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448048
Aww jeez, my daughteru must have gotten in to her mother's more occult research. I'm sure that the Sabbath will have nice lodgings for them, I have good connections there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448089
Thanks champ

[Anonymous No.]

"Master Anonymous please! I plan on going to the store today to pick up your precious 'tendies'. But this incessant screaming and ranting must stop!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448087
I haven't seen a Jehuty one, but I did see a God Gundam one though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447928
Nobody cares what I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448098
I think if I ever met my waifu. I'd probably stop my autism.

Also I'd love to drink tea in fancy cups with a Kikimora!

[Anonymous No.]

Now that I know dragonflies can see 200fps I need a gaming dragonfly mosntergirl who always rants about how everyone else is a dirty casual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448067
KC hasn't released it online yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448098
Whats a tendie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448087
No Jehuty Automaton yet.
Also, I made an album for Automaton art here: http://imgur.com/a/a4vaE

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447928

Hellhound
Anubis
Raiju
Yeti
Blue Oni

I'm a slut for the mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447928
Sorry. I just can't choose.

Can I just pick all of them and keep them to myself forever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448137
You can't post something like that and not expect to get asked for sauce.

Sauce please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448137
>>16448143
nvm found it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448137
I'm going to need a source for that right fucking now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448148
Iqdb gave this artist.

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3230380

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448137
Stacks on stacks

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448151
Holy shit that's lewd. Maybe this >>16448137 anon it's right. Why pick and choose when I can marry and fuck them all?

I could stack 'em like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448115
Chicken fingers. It's better to ask R9k though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448137
Damn it , I still left a nipple out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448137
What a weird position to fuck in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447928
Salamander
Soldier Beetle
Jinko
White Horn
Kikimora

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448156
Oh "tendies" as in chicken tenders.

yeah sounds like some sort of r9k 'tism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448137
>>16448151
Is the man his self insert?

Doing that with not original characters is for faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448128
Neat, some of these are quite good. I guess the automaton design is a pretty popular one. Then again, I don't actually remember if any other MGE profiles have come out after it. I guess by this point, the Dragon's Crown Sorceress reskin has been released?

https://i.imgur.com/y7nkuVS.jpg
This one's pretty exceptional, I gotta say. Is there an artist name I can pin to this? I'm not finding it on Pixiv or dA, or through any RISEs.

[Anonymous No.]

>people don't know about tendies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp_DydcUPNI

[Anonymous No.]

Is having a chaos girl harem a good idea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448179
Not at all, unless you enjoy the mind rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448179
Fuck no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448181
I do. I just don't want them to fight over who gets to physically "bond" with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448179
Its a hot mess, but certainly exciting.

Who even knows what would happen to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448179
Fuck no anon, you are going to become something horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448189

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448179
What would you become though, a cloaked spider with squid tentacles? or could you freely switch between each individual one and your human form?

Would be nice to be able to go to town on a Atlach-Nacha as a cloak man though, it's the most "human" of the lot in regards to body shape and those huge hands would be good for showing her who's boss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448186
Bond with all of them then. At the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448192
What would happen if a group of Chaos Girls found Lovecraft?

Is he their ideal man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448192
Why is Lovecraft so smug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448194
Nani? You dont change from human form at all for Shoggoth slime body. Its all internal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448201
>It's all internal
Until someone touches you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447886
PRAISE SOTEK

>>16447928
Here's my top five, probably shit tier like my stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448199
Anon that's like asking if Macready is the ideal man for an Abomination girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448200
Maybe he met one IRL, thats where all his ideas coming from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448201
Shoggoth are the most tame of the chaos girls
Mind Flayers starts getting into pretty fucked territory, but presumably you can change form back from their codpiece so there's that at least
The Atlach is beyond fucked though

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448194
A spider with a snug cape and squid tentacles for legs, who's constantly damp all the time.
It's my new self insert original character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448205
He also resembles Hilter before the toothbrush moustache

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448190
Oh but I am anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448203
Your A and R key must be in turmoil with all that Ara~

That's a great group

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447928
>Demon
>Vampire
>Succubus
>Holstaur
>Jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448189
>Who even knows what would happen to you.

I love the fearboner

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448192
>>16448210
Don't waste images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448204
I don't get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448216
too late now. We've reached critical mass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448199
There's that one very long screencap of Nyaruko-chan's entire plot written in Lovecraft's style
I imagine it would be very similar to that

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448226
Have you not seen The Thing?

[Anonymous No.]

I think nerdy Succubuses are the best Succubuses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448232
Ah yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>go out for a walk in the local woods today
>take the quieter paths because less dogwalkers and its more relaxing
>stumble on a makeshift altar thing
>with a damp book with stuff about demon/dragon summoning on it
>get weirded out

Ok, which one of you faggots was this? 2017 has only just begun, have some fucking patience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448236
Nerdy succubus a shit, in fact nerdy is shit for most types of monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448246
I can't wait any longer though!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448247
Succubuses have to have a variety of charm points, anon. How would they tempt anons or paladins if they're all turbosluts? You need nerdy and pure succubuses to cover all the bases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448246
That was me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448246
Post photos of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448247
No.

Obviously you haven't seen the light of nerdy pudgy fujo MGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448246
I'll take "Shit that didn't happen" for 500, Alex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448246
Pics or didn't happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448257
I didn't have my phone on me. But its not the first stupid/weird thing I've found out there. Once I found a small doll hanging by its neck from a tree. As in with a noose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448262
>nerdy pudgy fujo
That's the unholy trinity of garbage right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448262
If you want to go with nerdy monstergirls that's dandy, but stop injecting fujo bullshit into them you faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16447928
Wight
Lich
Anubis
Kitsune
Demon

Somehow I have almost fully slid into a fan of cosplay-tier by now, but you can only blame KC for making the best girls best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448262
Anon, you keep using the term "fujo" even though I'm 100% sure you don't know what it fucking means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448281
Nothing wrong with calling mojos fujos, anon. You have to get used to the hip new lingo out on the streets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448246
A friend of mone found something similar in our woods a few years back. Apparently some local goths were trying to make demonic pacts of cast black magic or something and kept making shitty fires for their "rituals".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448281
What does that even mean? Fujoshi is quite three common term for a female yaoi lover.

>>16448272
>>16448277
That's mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448285
I think the worst thing about monstergirls being real wouldn't be the Sabbath, the Matango infestations or even the goddamn furry duo.
It'd be talking to Alps.
The 90s were nearly 20 years ago, let it die!

[Anonymous No.]

>All this thread activity
>Not even one anon can be bothered to start the new thread

Though I'm one to talk.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a mindflayer to be unsurprised at my average sized penis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448292
Okay, you just dropped even harder down my shit list.
You went from "Annyoing Idiot" to "Blight on the Thread".
Haul your ass to /y/ if you want fujos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448306
Fujo on a nerdy girl is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448292
>actually wanting a girl who likes men fucking each other
>having to live with wondering at the back of your mind if she imagines you with other men
And on top of that you want a fat one too, most sane men would vomit at the thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448300
Are you baiting, or new, or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448312
>fat

That was uncalled for. They aren't fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448300
Because the thread is still active and isn't archived yet. Why make a new thread only for the sake of being able to spam images?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448310
No.
It really isn't.
She can take her homosexual fetish somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448300
Eat shit faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Was the anon working on that 'Bully turned into Holstaur' going to finish it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448300
this>>16448322

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448300
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448300
Are we still trying to do this the moment we run out of images? Do that many anons really phonepost these days?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448300
why

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448332
How would phoneposting affect things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448341
People's shitty phones can't load the thread after a certain number of posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448297
>Radical!
>Far out, dude!
>Righteous!
I bet they'd think skateboards and surfing were still cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448350
Those must be some pretty shitty phones then, because my piece of junk from 2014 can load a 2000 post thread no problem.

It's probably just shitposters trying to falsify an excuse.

[Anonymous No.]

What's your general opinion on Chaos girls? Should KC work on them abit more? Should he add more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448366
My general opinion is that I love them, and my waifu is one.

KC needs to add more Chaos girls to match the number of Wonderland girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448369
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448366
Indifferent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448315
>>16448317

Oh.

I used to visit the thread regularly until a few months ago. Then one day a mod popped in, told us "hey, you don't have to wait for a thread to fall off the board, you can start a new one at image cap" and people began doing that on a regular basis.

Now I come back several months later and I guess it's taboo again. Did people forget about that post (anyone got a screenshot?) or did something happen like the mod reversed his decision?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448366
Of course
We still need Cthulhu, Nyarlathotep etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448366
Despite the fact that I would never go near at least the spider and have some qualms about the mindflayer (I have no major issues with Shoggs) I think they're great and very well designed both visually and written. Its good to have some really out there stuff, one because people might be into it and two just to add more variety to the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448366
I'm pretty much in agreement with >>16448369

I'm a huge fan of them, monster girls with some risk involved are nice to have. I know some people hate the transformation aspect but to me the danger gives them a strange kind of allure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448369
C'mon Ojou Elder Things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448366
He should do ones that don't involve the transformation shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448408
That's the whole gimic of the Chaos girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448375
Maybe you should go back to not vising the threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448315
>>16448317
>>16448322
>>16448326
>>16448327
>>16448332
>>16448336

>>/jp/thread/S15525580#p15537291

>There are a couple of things I want to address in this general.

>1. If the thread has hit the image limit, it's OK to start a new thread. You don't have to wait until the thread has fallen off the last page before starting a new thread.
>2. Only report posts that obviously break the rules. Repeatedly spamming the report system with false reports will result in a ban.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448375
That's a very one-sided way of looking at things. It's always been, at best, extremely inconsiderate to the thread. And very often worse.
The mod doesn't know jack anyway. They don't frequent these threads, and their "do whatever" post was, and still is, completely uninformed. There's a long of reasons why people wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448375
Seconding >>16448416

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448423
It's not against the rules, so start a new thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448403
>Ojou Elder Things
YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448432
Neither is posting yuri. Look where things go from there.
It's not that black and white.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448432
How about you patiently wait for the thread to archive like the rest of us are perfectly willing to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448427
Yeah, I'm not trying to justify it or anything. It's just a bit surreal that it used to be done every thread, for weeks on end, like clockwork.

Then a few months later suggesting the same thing results in, "GTFO faggot" "Newfag detected" etc.

Did really nothing happen to result in a full 180 in attitude?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448443
Too bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448423
All that did was give people more incentive to spam images for the sake of making a new thread.

Additionally, anyone that complained was blocked or received a three day vacation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448446
>Then a few months later suggesting the same thing results in, "GTFO faggot" "Newfag detected" etc.
That's always happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448446
The attitude never changed, it's just spammers started making the threads and the old threads got deleted.
Now there are less spammers so we can go back to our ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448423
>better take a guy's word at face value when he's damage controlling for an another mod that covers up for a janitor that would be instantly fired from any other board for going wildly over the line by shitposting as anonymous and deleting and banrequesting anyone who doesn't agree with him

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448446
The 180 in attitude was posting new threads in the first place and was only enforced by a rogue janitor that would ban anybody who said anything.

Well guess what, rogue janny is gone and the thread has returned to its natural state.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448459
>rogue janny is gone
Wait, what? I've been in these threads pretty infrequently as of late last year, but is he actually gone? Like, proper gone? Don't play with my emotions like that, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448446
You really are a newfag. That was relatively recent, and it LOOKED like nobody was complaining about threadspammers without look at the threads in an external archive site, because the janitor was deleting and banning literally every post who told the phoneposting newfags to fuck off.

Before that it was obvious for a long time that new threads are made only when the previous one archives, until the previous /jp/ janitor left and a complete fucking lunatic took his place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448366
Bad because of the monsterboyshit.

Could be okay without it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448467
Yes. Now we got a new one who is much more reasonable and pretty hands off. Their only quirk is they'll delete and ban people who make any kind of /pol/ jokes, some guy got banned for making a jewnuki crack the other day. Still a pretty good tradeoff in the big scheme of things if you ask me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448491
I've been banned for other things too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448366
Visually and thematically, I find them interesting, but there are aspects of them that just make unable to really say "Yeah, I'd waifu that". Except Wendigoes, they are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448491
Eh, /pol/ jokes tended to lead to shitstorms and REMOVEposting anyway. Probably for the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448501
Like what, NSFW? Being a faggot? False reports? Some times it seems like a stranger drops in and hands out bans for strange stuff but it's very infrequent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448481
I'm not trying to start shit. But I don't get this point. Isn't the transformation stuff supposed to be the unique thing to chaos girls? Is what makes them special. Removing that makes them basically similar to any other MG and it means the character is lacking a lot in development side. Its defiantly a switch up to the "MG finds a man she fancies then rapes and marries him."

And personally I think the "transformation" makes a relationship with a Chaos girl more intimate, loving and special.

But I guess that level of intimacy isn't everyone's cup of tea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448503
>mods autistically delete every post with spoilers for a few hours
>Let a pig disgusting yuri fetishist exist in the thread
Nah man

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3164598

Look at this cocky asshole.

He know he has made it it life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448502
>aspects

Like the looks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448491
Well, monster girls and politics don't exactly mesh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448513
Calling someone (who totally wasn't the janny) a fag for opening a new thread with the older one still alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448491
Holy shit. I thought I'd never see the day.
I probably shouldn't be as happy as I am right now. But that last janitor really was awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448522
That shota has that "heh. Look where I am! Don't you wish you were me?" look. And he's dead right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448517
You can reach that level of intimacy without being added to the list of Things to Purge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448522
>>16448534
>Sigh... I am contractually obligated to inform you, and I quote, 'nana nana, boo boo'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448519
The yurifag shitposting and even a monsterboy image from earlier in the thread still hasn't been deleted yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448543
Yes, it's really inconsistent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448517
I agree with this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448543
Of course not. The janny is a yurifag. Or was that the last one? I don't remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448539
Do you think she wished she was somewhere else?

Probably in a bar, getting drunk and taking some man to her home to fuck her brains out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448517
I'm in agreement with this, it's kind of their selling point.

[Anonymous No.]

Now I'm even more confused.

>>16448453 Says the entire thing didn't happen (newfag possibly?)

>>16448458 Says it was a massive conspiracy involving multiple mods and a janitor... who apparently all cared enough about some random thread on /jp/ to plot against it

>>16448459
Says it was a lone-wolf janitor (maybe he means mod?) that was eventually removed and replaced by a normal janitor. Also implied by >>16448491

>>16448476
Says the lone wold janitor was replaced by another crazy janitor.

So you can understand my confusion about the whole matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448517
>makes a relationship with a Chaos girl more intimate, loving and special
You can achieve that with other girls without needing to engage in transformation shit. so this is an invalid point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448523
Well, I wouldn't mind being a Wendigo's coat
Shoggoths are fine actually
Mindflayers give me an existential crisis, regarding being a squid and mind rape
And I don't exactly like being repeatedly insulted by a loli who wants me to morph into a spider and spin the web.

I actually like their designs though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448535
Sure you can hug for eternity with a yeti intimacy. But will you ever get "literally a fucking squid attached to her vagina" intimacy?

But seriously, like I said. It's the way some people like their relationships. Ain't nothing wrong with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448517
All what I read from this is that you think being a monsterboy is superior to the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448572
Just don't post

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448519
I honestly just hate "Monsters are Evil" or "Remove Monsters" posting.
I came here to talk about my cute waifu, not the sociopolitical ramifications of incubization and the Demon Lord's plans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448594
Nice try, former conspiracy censorship janitor

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448591
Anon that's not what I'm saying. What I'm saying is that a chaos girl relationship offers alot of intimacy and a special kind of love you don't see regularly. This isn't superiority, it's just a quirk.

And maybe you can be that intimate with any other MG like anon here >>16448576 said. But like I previously stated. It's a kink some people love and some people don't.

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>>16448597
I also agree with this sentiment.

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>>16448597
I honestly enjoy that stuff because

A. Evil waifus, (not ineffectual cutsey non-evil but real honest Evil Overlord evil) are sorely underrepresented. True bad girls need more love.

B. Discussing how a setting works is half the fun of it. I'm not just here for, "Anon goes on a date with his dragon in the park and buys some icecream." Sure. That's not a bad thing to talk about, but it sucks when it's the only thing. Some proper high adventure needs real stakes.

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>>16448597
It can be fun to spitball stuff about possible stories that actually advance the plot or things like that, it's when people get all /tg/ about it and try and form consensus to bolt things down into a box that it becomes annoying
The setting is definitively modular and airy in how it can be interpreted, its what makes it so you can take alot of the mechanics and characters and so on and so forth and plop them into a non-medieval modern setting and it still works perfectly fine

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>>16448563
She may just be Tsun towards the young master. But either way I'm sure she wouldn't mind that scenario happening.

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>>16448597
There's a reason /monster/ word filtered paladin, the place is questionable but they done something right.

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>>16448625
I don't want high adventure though. I want cute domestic shit with my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448648
>removing paladin-chans
Fuck that. I can deal with the occasional fa/tg/uy.

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>>16448572
>Says the lone wold janitor was replaced by another crazy janitor.
No, I said the previous /jp/ janitor from the time before threadspam janitor left and was replaced by him. Before the reign of King Tardpocket and his personally posted new threads, it wasn't even a question that we should wait instead of encouraging general-like behavior like
>LE NEW THREAD!!11

If you had been here before the worst era since the exodus, you'd understand things better.

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>>16448037
Snow Fluff.

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>>16448655
>I want cute domestic shit with my waifu.
And you'll get it. But it's certainly not the only thing the thread is for.

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>>16448655
Different strokes for different folks man, there's plenty of room across 2000~2500 posts a thread for both

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>>16448656
You can just use the in-universe term which is hero. Full plate paladins are thread canon anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448572
What? I'm >>16448453 and I never said the entire thing didn't happen. Is your reading comprehension screwed? I said people have always fucking hated when guys post new OPs too early.

Basically, you can look at it like this.
We've had a total of three janitors.
Janitor 1 was when we first moved here to /jp/. The "Janny". Cool guy. Literally no faults, he was a great help to these threads when they were new in /jp/, and he'll be missed.

Janitor 2 was when things went south. He came about roughly June-ish of 2016, maybe a little earlier or later. This is the crazy guy who deleted entire post chains, including on-topic posts, with an extreme bias and no concern for actually moderating. Newfags post OPs too early (there was a huge wave of newfags around the same time this guy was in a janitor position), people call them out on it, but the janitor bans them, and it's very possible that a couple of times, the janitor posted as an Anon to post new OPs too, despite knowing fuckall about these threads. He would very frequently request some mod to ban literally everyone who disagreed with him or called him out on his exceptionally shit ability to "moderate" this place.
It wasn't so much a conspiracy as one janitor doing his best to force the thread to suit his own desires, and using a mod who most likely doesn't give a shit to get his way. So because of him and his shit, people mistakenly think it's okay to post new OPs too early.

Now we're on janitor 3. This new one who by most accounts, seems pretty fine. His greatest feature is that he isn't janitor 2.

So Janitor 1 was Golden Age, and Janitor 2 was Eclipse and Conviction Arc. I guess right now we're on the boat, waiting to see what big thing happens next.

[Anonymous No.]

http://gelbooru.com//images/09/4a/094a7b88d2f6d68ae1fedfe669799d5f.png?3368363

What are the differences wild fairies and those bred in captivity? Is it easy to capture and raise wild fairies? What can give her or do to keep fairies happy when I can't pay attention to them?

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>>16448699
What if I told you you're completely full of shit? There has been no change in staff. The so called "banning everyone for disagreeing" crap was enforcement of Global Rules.

Don't believe me? Ask the mod who hangs out in the discords. He'll tell you the same thing.

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>>16448679
>>16448688
Fair enough, but yeah /tg/posters taking it too far isn't fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448699
Since we're on the boat, does that mean we'll be safe for about 8 years?

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>>16448726
Not him but no it wasn't. People were getting banned for just staying in the old thread. And the only flimsy justification of "Global Rules" was banning people for talking about meta stuff and moderation outside of Q&A which is a rule you're breaking right now. Do you deserve to be banned for your post? You know what else is against Global Rules? Reaction Images. You'd have to ban have the website for that. The nonsense selective hardline enforcement of bullshit rules was what everyone hated.

Hell, the original moderator response in the thread to the whole situation showed they totally missed the point anyway, which was the janitor forcing people into the new thread and banning massive numbers of people wholesale for no good reason.

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>>16448768
>Do you deserve to be banned for your post?
This entire chain of whining deserves to be deleted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448782
Just like the yuri shitstorm, and you see what happened.

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>>16448726
"enforcement of global rules" my ass. Janitor 2 threw out "blocked for off-topic" messages like an old lady throwing crumbs at a duck pond. And when he was called out for it (after deleting all the posts calling him out on it), he'd suddenly switch to using another reason/rule to block users. He was off the rails doing his own thing, and didn't deserve his position.
Though now I'm hearing two conflicting statements. The mod's not going to straight up tell the truth because they're not going to disclose anything about janitor positions, including if there's a new guy or not. But you're saying there's no new guy, others are saying there is.

Given that this whole discussion hasn't been deleted, and during prime posting hours to boot, I'm going to take that as evidence that I'm right. Janitor 2 would never let this conversation go on for as long as it has. And he'd immediately delete the posts telling >>16448300 to fuck off. That hasn't happened, so hey.

>>16448763
It depends how you feel about an undead kraken and her crew being used for comic relief conflict.

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>>16448726
Sure, the same janitor just happened to go crazy one day, started shitposting anonymously so he can get people banned when they tell him to stop shitposting, started spamming his own OPs and angrily demanding everyone to """""""migrate""""""" to them and getting everyone opposed to his insanity banned.

And then the same janitor decided to go less insane at some point and stopped being one of the worst shitposters on the board, and took on a different pattern and logic of deletions and bannings.

It's just the same guy with a split personality disorder and three different personalities, good plausible explanation, totally makes perfect sense.

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>>16448519
>>mods autistically delete every post with spoilers for a few hours
Wow, damn, you're not even joking. Looking at that thread now.

What happened there?

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>>16448845
>What happened there?
Autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448519
Neither is against any board or global rules, why would they get deleted?

There's a difference between things the thread doesn't like and things that literally aren't allowed. Not condoning any of it but people seem confused.

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>>16448851
What an oddly specific brand of it.
I really want to know the perceived logic process that executed in the mind of the person who actually went and did it all.

I noticed they missed one picture with the big office anubis in it though, among other things.
Oh, this inconsistency. Maybe they were too smitten by the anubis to delete the post. I know I would be.

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>>16448845
>>16448851
I think I might have some idea about what happened in that thread. There were some /jp/ autism "who are you quoting"/"what are you spoiling" style posts there, and whoever deleted everything must have thought the wall of quotes was the same type of shitposting and just lost his shit or something.

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>>16448895
Hopefully it's just a roadbump as the new guy adjusts.
One thing I've noticed is that they really don't like any sort of "dubs" stuff. Like, even referring to a post ending 666 by calling them "satan" in an on-topic reply will get you deleted.

It's funny how you can pick up on the habits and quirks of the moderation people by watching what they delete.

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>>16448895
>and whoever deleted everything must have thought the wall of quotes was the same type of shitposting and just lost his shit or something
Even if we assume that to be true, it shows the guy was incredibly fucking incompetent to the point any sane person would immediately boot him.

Unfortunately this is trying to excuse around 300 deleted posts, some of which didn't have spoilers, weren't quoted by anyone, or both. You just can't fuck up that badly, it's a physical impossibility.

[Anonymous No.]

Arguing isn't healthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448968
Couples that argue have stronger marriages and are less likely to divorce than couples that never do, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448625
>Discussing how a setting works is half the fun of it.
Agreed, some of the more interesting writefag stories like lantern's stuff have had some pretty dark stuff.

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>>16448977
>couples
>never arguing

That's a pretty big deathflag

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>>16448977
That somehow makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448977
So do couples that had less partners before the one they married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5IXj8LFKA0
"My parents haven't spoken to each other in over 10 YEARS"

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>>16448938
You remember what Einstein said about infinity?
Humans are great at it fucking up. It's why we need monstergirls to steer us when we falter. Wherever it's a jinko sensei who acts like a second mother to you, or an incredibly lewd anubis senpai who goes round your house to wake you up every morning by nibbling your ears or nuzzling your throat, and rubbing your morning wood without letting you cum.

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>>16448984
They get their feelings out in the open and resolve issue rather than bottling it up till it reaches the point of no return.

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>>16448977
What would I even argue with my waifu about? Most of the time I'd just say "Sorry" and get depressed if I made her sad or disappointed in me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16448977
>>16448984
Maybe for shitty human relationships.

>>16448992
I feel like monstergirls would be experts at this by default.

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>>16448992
I'm not sure how I feel about arguing with my waifu. Especially if we have a daughteru.
>>16449005
Well, human relationships are a few steps away from murder nowadays.

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>>16448977
But I wouldn't argue with my Anubis waifu. I'd just do her every command and listen to her every instruction.

That's how I avoid arguing. That's how I like it. That's how I stay happy with my waifu.

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>>16449016
Then only argue about small stuff, like what color the daughter's room should be and such.

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>>16449016
>I'm not sure how I feel about arguing with my waifu. Especially if we have a daughteru.
It can lead to cute things though.

That image of an Ushi-Oni taking cooking classes happened as a result over an argument when the Ushi kept giving her husband raw animal corpses to eat.

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>>16449030
What colour should it be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449038
...Purple, honey. We discussed this for an hour.

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>>16449030
That sounds a lot better than just arguing over other stuff. I don't exactly want my kid(s) to have the same upbringing I had with arguments all over the place.
>>16449037
Ok, that does sound cute.
>>16449038
Red.

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>>16449004
>What would I even argue with my waifu about?
This, I don't see how my waifu and I could actually argue non-playfully.

>I feel like monstergirls would be experts at this by default.
This too, my Kobold waifu and Kobold daughteru and I always have an innate sense of how everyone is feeling so it's much easier to talk about stuff and empathize. The deep emotional understanding of each other is one of the things I love about Kobolds, it's just so intimate and perfect. Even if there were anything to argue about I see it getting resolved very quickly.

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>>16449038
I say sandy with some egyptian hieroglyphics on the walls! I hope my waifu will like what I've done with it.

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>>16449018
It's okay if it's just small arguments, and if they end well. The important thing is to never go to bed with ill emotions between you two.
Which isn't hard if your waifu is an anubis. All you need to do at the end of the day is pick her up, drop her onto the bed, nuzzle her !.! until it turns pink, and tell her that she's the method to your madness, or something cheesy like that.

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>>16449030
Or sex stuff.
>"why the fuck did you blow your load in my face again, I told you to cum inside me!"

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>>16449067
I'd have a hard time saying no or speaking my mind to her. I'd probably fear what kind of view she'd have of me then.

>pick her up

She's a big girl anon. Maybe I can just nuzzle her ! ! belly while she's sitting down?

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>>16449067
>Pick her up
I don't have enough points in Strength for that.

Not yet anyways.

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>>16449074
So what happens if you told her that you just couldn't help yourself because she looks really sexy like that while looking away and blushing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449098
I'd have to get ready for Round 2.

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>>16449098
Then she starts blushing even harder and kisses you, forgetting she's got your mess all over her face.

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>>16449109
eew

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>>16449111
Love's a dirty thing Anon.

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>>16449111
>he doesn't want to feel his own Mamono Man-juice stick against his waifu's face

gay

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>>16449105
I don't think I'd even want to deny that.
Or round 3.
Or round 4.
Or r- you know what? I think you get the idea.

>>16449109
Good thing I can hold her back with one hand and rub the base of one of her horns with the other so I can convince her to clean off her face first.

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>>16449118
I'd much rather watch her lick it off with her long demon tongue.

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>>16449118
This is just disgusting. All I can think about is my waifu licking what she accidentally got on my face off.

I'll stop posting now.

[Anonymous No.]

There's some new manga about a mermaid being posted on /a/ if someone's interested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449121
>rub the base of one of her horns
Are you childhood-friend-chan-Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449125
>>16449126
See, now you're gettin it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449121
>>16449125
>>16449126
H...How long IS a demon's tongue anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449111
It's still yours at the end of the day, do you get disgusted when it touches your hand after fapping?

Getting it over your face isn't ideal but it's not the end of the world.

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>>16449134
Long enough to make a giraffe blush, that's for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449135
>do you get disgusted when it touches your hand after fapping?
Yes.

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>>16449079
>>16449094
It's important to know how to say "no", especially to a loved one. If you fear what she might think of you, you need to know the right way to say "no", and get her to understand why you feel that way.
Plus, think of it this way: the more confidence and character an anubis' slave has, the better it reflects on an anubis. Like if you see a person with a dog for a pet, you don't think much special of them, but if you see a person with a wolf for a pet, you know they're going to be pretty spectacular and confident as a person.
Be a husband your anubis can be proud of having.

And if you're not strong enough to pick her up, get strong. Even if she's a big girl. Especially if she's a big girl. There's nothing better than making your big, perfect anubis feel like she's the most precious thing in your arms by princess carrying her, or lifting her under the thighs with your arms, pinning her against a wall, and screwing her silly with your face pressed against her delicious caramel tummy.

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>>16449127
Looks a cute! I like the scales.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449135
>do you get disgusted when it touches your hand after fapping?

Yes, I feel ashamed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449055
The empathic senses of a dog-girl/kobold really are the best.
Goddamn, canine monstergirls are just the best in general.

>>16449126
>Wife can't control herself and goes to kiss you
>Instantly realises she's got a bit of cum on your face from hers
>Apologises profusely while licking your face clean

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449153
> Even if she's a big girl. Especially if she's a big girl.
I like your train of thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449135
>do you get disgusted when it touches your hand after fapping?
Not disgusted, but I feel that I need to wash my hands pretty sharpish before touching literally anything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449153
I'll be the best house husband I can be! If it makes my waifu look great!

>get strong

But I won't have time if I'm tending the house and cooking food. And pinning my waifu against the wall and fucking her just doesn't work for me. I don't like being stronger than my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449140
I didn't know we were talking about Resident Evil 6

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449179
Although now I think about it. I wish I could hold my waifu in my arms. Even if she's a very big girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449182
Wait what?

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>>16449179
>Won't have time to get strong because I'll be tending the house

Unless you're living in some really intricate mansion or intend to have things cleaned to the level of an autistic Kiki at all times, you'll have time to put a half hour aside a day to get at least some basic routine in, just like you do now

...you... ARE doing that now, right?

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>>16449153
>anon follows advice
>amazon in a waifu beater telling him to cover up his bruised pelvis and tell everyone he fell down some stairs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449194
N-No. I'd do it for her, but I'm just too lazy. I feel ashamed of myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449153
>He also likes big Anubi
They really are the best, aren't they? I just want to give my Anubis an oil massage to show her how much I love her and her body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449194
Not him, but I'm getting back into the swing of things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449130
Yes.

>>16449134
As long as she wants it to be.

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>>16449207
Don't feel ashamed! Use that emotion and turn it into energy to improve yourself! I've lost thirty pounds over the past two months, and I shit you not every single time on my last rep or the last five minutes of cardio I'm thinkin of her! You can do it anon! Make the body as wonderful as the mind your waifu loves you for! I believe in you, there are plenty of resources to help you get started right at your fingertips! Go Go Go and do it for her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449216
>As long as she wants it to be

SweatingDemonHusbando.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449217
I'll try! I'll try my best! For her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449224
Really do! It's awkward at first, but the tangible feeling of actually forcing your body to push and strain to reach the goal within your heart and mind only brings the fabrics of our realities closer! She's counting on you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449165
>The empathic senses of a dog-girl/kobold really are the best.
>Goddamn, canine monstergirls are just the best in general.
This anon gets it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449179
>>16449184
>I don't like being stronger than my waifu.
That's okay, I can understand that. But it's a good idea to get strong even if you like the dynamic of her being stronger. After all, that dynamic doesn't have to change no matter how strong you are, but you should get stronk for her just in case.
Like if you want to try one night where you switch things up. Or there's a full moon and you really want to get some good wrestlesex in. (Full moon wrestlesex with an anubis a relatively unknown and underappreciated subject of research.) Or if she needs protecting. Even if it's not quite a case of protecting her, but fighting alongside her, defeating your enemies together, and riding the leftover adrenaline rush as you ravish each other.

Also, no matter their size, it's a fundamental law of the universe that anubi should be pampered. And that includes occasional princess carrying. From the minute she walks through your front door after a long day at work, princess carry her up the stairs, across the hallway, and pomf her right onto the bed so you can make her feel that every hour she spent toiling was more than worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449223
The best kind of tongues for blowjobs when you think about it.
Pumping in the opposite direction of her mouth's suction.
Demons are made for lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

which monster has the best abs and why is it jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449240
>Pumping in the opposite direction of her mouth's suction.
Well hello there boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449240
>Demons are made for lewd

You don't gotta tell me, fellow blueberry enthusiast

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449245
You'd better be thinking of your demon waifu and not mine anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449249
Who else would I be thinking about?
Unless you are me and we have the same waifu...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449253
That's 100% impossible, So we're good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449210
Dude, they're so good. And I think it's been actual months since I last sperged out and started gushing about anubi like this. It's all coming back to me.

Don't forget it has to be an oil massage under candlelight. That's how to get her skin glistening just right so she looks like a goddess.
And while you're exploring with your hands between her thighs, or pressing deep into her back muscles, flowing over the contours of her shoulder blades, taking some time to occasionally and suddenly blow warm breath into her tall, fluffy ears will have her practically melting from bliss like a contented slimegirl.

Shit, now I feel like writing some kind of guide on anubis massage techniques.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449253
>>16449255
>>16449246
And then there were three...
Childhood friend-chan, Christmas-Cake-chan, and who else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449244
http://imgur.com/a/2kS9S
>Not an Aztec Goddess of Fitness

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449192
You've never heard of the RE6 and the giraffe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449261
How do we apply the pillar women's ability to phase through and meld with/absorb humans to a sexual context?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449259
Anon... I'm just a slut for blueberry butts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449274
Hey
I respect that.

[Anonymous No.]

Quetzalcoatl girl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449264
Apparently not. My bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449229
>>16449234
>tfw posts like these just get me excitied to DO IT FOR HER but usually end up me being lazy and disgusting again

I need her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449271
Absortion Vore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449258
Anubi deserve to be 100% pampered like this. From oil massages, to tail brushes, to paw rubs, to gentle mating press while you hold hands and whisper how much you love her into her ear. You've gotta make her feel like a goddess, and make sure she knows you think she's one as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449278
Bug ELH, he's the guy who owns the copyright on Quetzacoatl-chan. But he still owes me FUCKING ILASSA SMUT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449281
I like it, but I was thinking something which would be a little tamer for the vanillas in this thread. Just a little.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449287
Non-Lethal Absortion Vore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449271
>Absorb humans
They only did that to vampires because they were essentially their food source.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449293
Oh you.

>>16449296
They potentially could do it to humans. I forget what the explanation was, but their cells are essentially corrosive to organic beings like humans and vampires. Joseph said so when he fought Santana, remember?
I guess they only actively did it to vampires because they actually provided them with sustenance. Comparatively, humans wouldn't provide any, so there was no point going for them as a food source (without using the mas first, at least.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449280
I still can't believe I actually went for ir and got good at life because of my waifu. Gotta make her rpoud and all of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449280
I don't blame you, it's hard to get motivated when your waifu can't pep you up to work out and stuff. But you just have to go the extra mile and at least try to pull it off. My waifu is already the kind of girl that'll wake me up in the morning for a jog if we have to, but I'm sure you'll make her proud by just doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449280
Discipline is more important than motivation. Make it a habit to do it for her. A daily ritual, just a little at a time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449310
Today I went to jog while was raining, it makes my body really stiff afterwards.

A-are you proud, waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16449326
Ha, I'm not your waifu. I'm sure she's proud.

But seriously, just jogging for a while is good before going into the intense shit.
Wonder how my fire newt would feel about me attempting to motivate someone...