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Remember to be diligent in your monster girl studies.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.16431764
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Pamper those girls, guys! Pamper them good!

>> No.16431774

I want to be a boy idol who gets harassed by horny monster girl fans!

>> No.16431776
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Been seeing this a lot lately. Wouldn't you rather marry a Monster idol?

>> No.16431785

I'll princess my waifu as much as she wants.

>> No.16431790

Gonna get all the sweets and cuddles she could want

>> No.16431791

I think I finally went too deep today, I had a dream with fucking OC lilims.

I was playing a really hard shoot 'em up game and if I beat it a random lilim would take me under her wings. I was wishing that either Illassa or my OC would get me, but after beating the game all I got was Mari, needless to say I was pretty dissapointed and she was pretty mad when she saw it.
After grumbling a bit, Mari gave me a picture of her masturbating in order to shut me up. I said she was okay and woke up.

Thanks, Mari.

>> No.16431800

I can't find any place it has been posted. Do you have a link?

>> No.16431801

One day I'll make my OC Lilim super important and cool and everyone will love her.
One day.

>> No.16431807
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>> No.16431812

I want a chunky dark elf sorceress to try and capture me while she's wearing too small clothes

>> No.16431818

Would be pretty cool if she appeared in my dreams. Guess I'll be waiting for her while I work under Mari's orders.

>> No.16431821


>> No.16431834

Sometimes, I dress my dragon waifu as a princess and say that she is the only treasure I have and need.

>> No.16431841

>be anon in another universe
>join up a random game
>say "hello" to mic
>receive shittons of gifts
>start streaming due to popularity
>get loads of donations

This sounds awesome.

>> No.16431842

Being a dragon's princess > Most things in life

>> No.16431853

I just had this thought about how differently Pharaoh's might wind up treating men then the other MG might because she's been asleep for the past two to three thousand years.

>> No.16431867

I would rather just be her treasured husband. Don't really see the appeal in being a princess.

>> No.16431877

I think I'd play to be stealthy about finding a monster girl through an mmo.
>start playing game targeted at monster girls
>join a guild full of mgs from my country
>pretend to be a dormouse or something weak and play the game as normal
>eventually become close friends with a monster girl and reveal the truth to her in private messages
I wouldn't even be a slut about it and fish for free items, I'd just want to find a nerdy monster girl who treated me nicely without knowing I'm a guy.

>> No.16431887

>Not just saying "Oh yeah, Sorry about the voice. I'm an alp."

>> No.16431905

>Gamer boy go home!

>> No.16431913

Which MG has the manliest voice?

>> No.16431928

I wouldn't even use voice chat, just type things away in a casual way and if monsters asked I would say the truth. I bet they wouldn't even believe me.

>> No.16431929

You, right before you alp

>> No.16431951

But if I want to use a mic in online games without going all "teehee silly MG stop hitting on me" I can't use myself as a disguise.

Would Hellhounds have a rough voice? I bet they would.

>> No.16431958

For some reason I've always seen Hellhounds as having really "Smokey" sultry voices.

>> No.16431961


>There are no guys on the internet, so stop using voice changer to sound manly, go LARP somewhere else.

Somehow I would find the obnoxious gamer in female monster edition extremely attractive.

>> No.16431963

Yeah but that's rough enough that it might pass for a man with a smooth voice

>> No.16431966

You can get a voice changer to make you sound like a loli, then swear a lot like you're 12 and just picked up gaming

>> No.16431967
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You mean like Dr.girlfriend?

>> No.16431968


>> No.16431971

A Jinko.

>> No.16431972

Nah. Like the vocalist for the music in Silent Hill. "I Want Love" from Silent Hill 3 is a good example of what I mean.

>> No.16431973

I didn't have a dream but i did have the thought of the demon lord and her husband going on a daughter visiting tour.

Going places like Ilassa's city and lescatie.

>> No.16431974


>> No.16431976

That's a 4 pack a day voice, voiced by an actual man.
>every con ever, men tell Doc Hammer, one creator of Venture Bros and voice of Dr. Girlfriend that her voice is strangely arousing to them
>Thanks, I guess

>> No.16431978

why did she have that voice?

>> No.16431979

>This sounds awesome
Except for the part in which they can become obsessive and kidnap you.

>> No.16431980

I'm not seeing the issue here.

>> No.16431982

In universe she smoked like crazy, reality she's voiced by a guy.

>> No.16431984

I can't fap to this.

>> No.16431995

I imagine them sounding loud and a little scary but capable of being kind and being able to force a slightly softer sounding voice if they feel like spoiling their man on a whim.

>> No.16432008

She even had that voice in college though

>> No.16432009

I mean, I started smoking when I was 15

>> No.16432013
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Dear human streamers,

Firstly, It's your body and your life you can do whatever you want. I am NOT talking about every single human guy. But some of you have crotch cam, feet cam, pectoral cam. When you are putting on these pg-13 cam shows you are condeming your own gender.

It's really hard to see the damage you are doing but let me explain. You show your abs, you show your ass, you show whatever it is you have to show, and you get monsters coming in to watch your 'show'

What about the human streamers who DON't like that life? You are creating a standard for the men who want to continue showing good gameplay on Twitch.

Show the level of respect for your viewers that you want for yourself. If you are willing to sell out your entire race for a $20 donation then...


>> No.16432019

>You will never be doxxed by one of your followers
>You will never have to move when you suede my start receiving many letters and lewd phone calls from monster girla

>> No.16432020

>New Donation- Message: is it true breast size is really important to guys or is that just a myth?

Keep in mind you currently have 2000+ MG viewers. How do you react?

>> No.16432021

I like this art.
>writing a Scylla character
>Literally what I had in mind, just replacing hammer with a wrench and blueprints with a diesel engine
Noice. I'll use this as a character model

>> No.16432025

Explain that preferences vary from human to human. Easy.

>> No.16432028

Peter, Peter I can see your house from here.

>> No.16432031

No one cares about a man's "personality". Men suck at games and their humor and personality is contrived. This is why there are no good male comedians. In short, you can hang yourself on your principles but you won't get more views than the boyslut flashing his abs. Unless you actually hang yourself.

>> No.16432037

>that's bullshit, all guys are secretly total size kings Kappa

>> No.16432041

I am a lazy man, sometimes, but I'll be writing like 10 characters, cut me some slack

>> No.16432045

Now I really want to know what the equivalent to gachimuchi is in this universe

>> No.16432047
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Meant what I said.

>> No.16432048
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>Hellhound having a raspy, smokey voice
>Gets pissed if Order knights and peasants ask her if she used to be a guy
>It's really because she tends to exhale plumes of fire when she orgasms, having done it since High School while furiously masturbating to the smell of your clothes

>> No.16432055


On a related note, would /humanboygeneral/ have writefags writing about shotas and regular dudes?

>> No.16432058

I bet there'd be a Human Fatheru Dyke.

>> No.16432061

DFC a Best.

>> No.16432066

They'd have arguments about whether the 'gentle' modifier always just meant shorter, softer eyes, more timid etc or if it differed from type of human.

>> No.16432068
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>The strongest of all monsters

>> No.16432072

Well it sure as hell isn't the Dragon.

>> No.16432085

I would just show my political ideology
I would go full whore with a crotch cam tho.

>"ch3sh1r3: small tits in 2k17 LUL"
>"Double_DDragon: flatties on suicide watch PogChamp"
>"OmniSucc-a-Bus: ayy lmao"
>"xXx_Gazer_xXx: Flat is best, kys"

>> No.16432089

>I want a gentle bara lumberjack
>Pick one retard
Then begins a shitstorm

>> No.16432090

I want to teach monster how to use the internet because jesus christ those user names.

>> No.16432095

Tip top kek

I'm a human boy and I find this funny

>> No.16432096

What do you consider a good username? 420-666?

>> No.16432101


>> No.16432104

>how do you do fellow human males

>> No.16432105

>dick or GTFO
>M O N D O N
>Pls be my ai bf
>Boys get out REEEEEEEEEE

>> No.16432108

Normal names. Maybe a thing here and there but without the spam of underscores, numbers and x's.

>> No.16432109

I had a dream about oc steelim once.

It involved a young Mari, Druella, and a baby Lani excessively bothering their mother to the point of her looking like she hasn't slept in weeks, has messy and unkept hair, and a 20000 league stare with three sets of bags under her eyes.

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Well I thought my idea was clever.

>> No.16432119

God I'm imagining that xbox message image but with a lizard girls instead.

>> No.16432124

If I was a human boy streamer, my gimmick would be pretending to be an "otouto", and constantly asking for help and acting cute on multiplayer games. I'd also make sure the webcam would occasionally "accidentally" dip and capture lewd sights occasionally.

If you'd like to help fund my streams and keep my bills paid please consider donating! Donaters over $100 will get special voice chat sessions! Check out my Patreon while you can!

>> No.16432125
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>HBG's Alp responsible for the Stinky NEET meme, much to the fury of Kikimora everywhere
>HBG's Bob-Cheshire still being a dindu nuffin after making a meme of Ottermode human boys being cuntboys
>HBG's RS-Manticore always writing about big bara men who kabe-don poor meek monstergirls and destroy them like a sexual tyrannosaurus
>HBG's Losenis being a Mothman with a fascination for Latinos
>HBG's Penywise having a thing for stories with goth or counter-culture guys
>HBG's Ovaries virtually unchanged

>> No.16432127

Sorry, it wasn't, the dragon is fine though.

>> No.16432132

Oh, >>16432085
wasn't my post. 420-666 was my idea. I think it's clever.

>> No.16432136

Then it's even worse.

>> No.16432139

>Petra the Jinko writes about healing PTSD vets and "thanking them with her cervix"
>Generally writes about bara veterans

>> No.16432143

What the fuck are oc lilims versions of humans? Heroes or something?

>> No.16432151

>Then it's even worse
How is it bad? It's ingenious.
Wizards. Think Anondalf or Anonminster.

>> No.16432155

None can defeat the kotatsu of peace

>> No.16432159

Summer can.

>> No.16432160


>> No.16432161

Those cheeks are for softly rubbing!

>> No.16432163

This is my OC Hercules he's half god and he is also a general in the human lords army he's really bara but he also can be Gentle and he's also super powerful and has slain a whole bunch of evil humans I'm hoping KC makes him official

>> No.16432165

>>HBG's Losenis being a Mothman with a fascination for Latinos
You funny guy

>> No.16432169

Would you dedicate a day of the month where you pamper your maid? And how would you pamper her?

>> No.16432173

She doesn't get pampering, she gets some days off to do whatever she wants.

>> No.16432175

>a day
No. I'd do it whenever, just to keep her on her toes. Or on her mass of amorphous goo, as it may be.
>how would you pamper her?

>> No.16432183

All of the cunnilingus.
All day.
Even when she's eating.
Gentle, rough, tender, hardcore.

>> No.16432186

>implying maids don't want to spend every waking hour with mastah

Fine choice of maid and pampering!

>> No.16432189
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Hello and welcome to the Succubus Dating Site!

This place was created after the constant complains from succubi about how nobody wants the most basic and numerous species out there.

All of our girls are here voluntarily and looking for a partner to start a lifelong relationship. Being succubi as they are, they thought that the best way to lure males was to use a costume that doesn't cover too much skin. Not like any males will compain though.

You can choose either one or two girls, but if you go for two of them, they have to be from the same row (this is because the girls who get along with each other have been all grouped together)

Yes, the blue haired girl at left can be chosen too, but she has to be picked alone

We hope you find love here!

>> No.16432193

I'd do it for more than a day and she'd get sweets, massages, and intercourse for hours

>> No.16432194

I'll take the 5th from the right in the bottom row and the second from the right on the second row from the top.

>> No.16432195

I don't see any with muscles, sorry, must have gone to the wrong site

>> No.16432197

No wait, same row? Fuck me. Second from the right on the second row and the 5th on the same row.

>> No.16432198

Well she can watch tv and jog with me on her days off then if that's what she really wants.

>> No.16432202

Second row, far right please.

>> No.16432203

4th row, loli and delicious brown girl

>> No.16432206

I'll go with top row far right. Not the one on be far right but the 2 cuties next to her. I'll take those.

>> No.16432209

Second row, third from the left.

>> No.16432213

>Well...XxXDiCk/EaTeR/qUeEnXxX...right, anyway everyone has different preferences. Most guys that are self-proclaimed "boob" guys like big breasts, but DFC enthusiasts aren't exactly hard to come by. Either way, the breasts a man loves most are the ones on the chest of his lover, so don't give up!

>> No.16432215

Second row, third from the left and second from the right.

It would go against my nature to turn down two lovely brown girls.

>> No.16432217

Reminder that Succubi will use and abuse their charm powers and sex appeal to get you to impregnate them
Stay far away from them

>> No.16432218

Too late, third from the left is already taken by >>16432209

>> No.16432222

4th from the right, second row
Sucker for redheads

>> No.16432223

I'm taking the blue haired one!

>> No.16432226

Fuck, I'll switch her with the short one with black hair on the same row then.

>> No.16432228

I'm a sadist who uses condoms

>> No.16432234
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Didn't they teach you anything in school?

>> No.16432249

What's wrong with committing evil against evil
>You'll never stealthily put on a condom before fucking a demon
>Then watch her panic as you toss the filled rubber in the toilet
I'm a bad bad man. Watching her fish it out of the toilet is much more satisfying than cumming in her

>> No.16432250

I don't think the smart cow is a very good teacher

>> No.16432252

Third row, first girl from left and third girl from right

>> No.16432254

Do not bully the demon

>> No.16432257

Well that's kinda part of the point of a relationship isn't it.

>> No.16432258

Calm down there hitler.

>> No.16432259

Delete this now.

>> No.16432261

>don't give up
>putting false hopes into mgs

well they are right, condoms are fucking disgusting

>> No.16432274

SIDF has arrived
I agree, condoms don't feel good physically.

>> No.16432287
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>Anon, you've been unemployed for n days already! You're falling through the cracks into a world of substance abuse and mental instability! For your own sake you have to go work at a Manticore Claw & Spike salon for less than your unemployment benefits!
Really anon, this seems like a good opportunity to bring some routine in your life, what are you complaining about?

>> No.16432294

Couldn't I just be her personal assistant?

>> No.16432299

You don't have the qualifications to be her footstool. But don't worry, in just four short months on the job you'll be have sufficient experience to apply.

>> No.16432306

This job market is terrible. Fuck this, I'm just going to be a professional cam whore. I mean twitch gamer

>> No.16432308

Ah, young entrepreneurs! Their what Tanukis like best, you know.

>> No.16432316

They're, goddammit.

>> No.16432318

>Manticore Claw & Spike salon

I don't like the sound of this. Sounds shady.

>> No.16432321

I need a donation for a new keyboard, maybe this pic of my feet will do

>> No.16432328

Pedicures, manicures and Manticures. Nothing shady at all. Clip and file, clip and file. Shake that ass while you're at it for some tip.

>> No.16432334
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How would you like your Vampire bites?

>> No.16432340

What do these mean?

>> No.16432343

Middle row, extreme right.

>> No.16432346

But what if they get carried away? And expect a "happy ending"?

>> No.16432351

Vampire bites aren't healthy. Don't do it anons.

>> No.16432353

Well then maybe you shouldn't have gotten that job? Plenty of people would be happy to do it, you should be grateful you get to work there.

>> No.16432356

You lie

>> No.16432358

last row, third from the right.
Last row, first from the left.

>> No.16432363

now you can become a house man

>> No.16432368

What's the worst that can happen?
What will I be doing there anyhow?

>> No.16432370

>What will I be doing there anyhow?
What do people do at nail salons?
What's the worst that can happen?

>> No.16432375

I want to be just a regular streamer.
>Hi girls this is my first time streaming lets play some gam-
>Show us your dick already
>ayy bb I have F cups, post kik
>I want to see you playing with that joystick
>Ogre senpaitachi ww@? Someone dox him so we can break into his house

I just wanted to play video games ;_;

>> No.16432384

I wonder if male streamers in MGC gets swatted in a regular basis

>> No.16432385
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>Look at the little buy mashing those buttons
>Mmmhm, you practice flicking my bean boy, I know where yo ass lives

>> No.16432386

It's odd that Synecdoche hasn't done facesitting yet.

>> No.16432394

>hey girls he's just pursuing his passion! I think it's great that guys play games and you seem like a really smart and funny person streamer :) hey can you check your PMs too? :O

Thirsty white knights are universal

>> No.16432395

>Playing rhythm games and that happens
I would get embarrassed instantly, probably have her take resposibility too.

>> No.16432405

>get swatted
>swat members are mgs who rape you
>chat goes batshit when they see the cam due to jealousy

>> No.16432408

He came close with the volleyball player on karate shota one

>> No.16432415

I can't believe I forgot about that tall, thicc brown Goddess.
There are so many girls I'd love to see with her proportions.

>> No.16432417

Live rapes must be quite the show.

>> No.16432420

>Playing shooters
>Actually good
>Inform girls that they just got slayed by a virgin boy to enrage them
>They play even worse now

>> No.16432422

I need more casual Demon gf lounging around and doing light magic to tease anon

>> No.16432424

>Give me your address so I can come and rape the shit out of you!

t. Red Oni who got rekt by anon ingame

>> No.16432427


>> No.16432431
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This was his true magnum opus
Though Coffee and Milk came close

>> No.16432432

All except for bottom right are perfect.

>> No.16432435

>you're just letting your sister play while you chat you fucking shota

>> No.16432440

I'm a boy, don't hit on me silly girls
It would be fun to make an Oni so pissed she throws her keyboard out of the window and pursues all available means to find me
>Pays a smart girl to find me
>Tears my door off the hinges in the middle of a stream
>Crushes my pelvis to dust and craters my floor
>As she leaves, whimper "t-take responsibility"
>Nurses me to health and then takes me again, but a bit gentler

>> No.16432442
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>TFW feel like one of the only guys here who gets off to the idea of a Succubus foregoing her sex magic and woo'ing me with her own charm

>> No.16432452

Proper seduction is the best.

>> No.16432458

You very clearly don't pay attention as that's like 60% of posts here

>> No.16432459

How do you think they'd react if you started fucking your humangirl sister on stream? Or maybe just your monstergirl sister who's pretending to be human.

>> No.16432473

>aggro jock team captain Oni gets teased by all her MG friends and teammates for having a modest somewhat nerdy human bf
>she nearly kills a classmate when they catch her giving him Eskimo kisses and calling each other wuvvy duvvy names

I'd read this doujin

>> No.16432475

Some of them would be spamming wincest is best while self inserting as the sister

>> No.16432478

Second row from the bottom.
Third girl from the right.

That's all I want. That's all I need.

>> No.16432485

Some of them might get tempted to corrupt the human girl too.

>> No.16432495

I would too.
>How did you two meet?
>Well, I was playing Counter Strike...

>> No.16432498

I don't really pay attention much to the thread anymore, no.

>> No.16432510

>She hits the game winning shot/goal/touchdown etc at the buzzer
>everyone runs out hyped up, anon gets to her first
>picks him up overcome with emotion and kisses him deeply right there amongst the crowd
>the next day after she's come down from all the emotion
>frantically and angrily tearing down school newspapers pinned on the walls/from students hands that have a picture of the kiss on the front page
>saves one of them and puts it in the back of her locker

>> No.16432518

>She later realizes Anon has one in his locker, too.

>> No.16432521

>Counter strike
bullshit she ain't an Oni but a russian folklore mg then.

>> No.16432522

Who would knock back some PBR's with me?

>> No.16432524

>Picks him up and kisses him deeply
Requesting a monstergirl kissing a sailor in role reversal of the famous VJ day pic in Times Square

>> No.16432527


The top two rows are just various emotions shown but the bottom one is:

>Submissive, Dominant, In front of a person they like, dislike (or in this case how the blood tasted.)

>> No.16432528

>Jinko hunting me over a game cause her B got rushed
Boner yes

>> No.16432534

Smiling, sad or shy.

>> No.16432535

>Mischievous Cheshire Cat friend finds out
>brings Oni to Anon's locker in the empty hallway during classes (of course she's skipping, she's got a scholarship so who gives a shit)
>Cheshire picks the lock and shows Oni the photo
>Oni audibly dokidokis and makes a little squealing sound
>Cheshire's smug smile could defy physics
>Oni snaps out of it and proceeds to practically rip the hallway in half chasing down the teasing Cheshire

>> No.16432573

In my mind I've given the Cheshire Haruhara's voice actor from FLCL and can hear her nyahaha

>> No.16432576
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Go to Hell.

>> No.16432577

>[angry tiger howls in russian]

>> No.16432582

It fits.

>> No.16432584

I wouldn't mind a version that lacks the non-screencap images.

>> No.16432586

I've still got plenty more Hellboy to read before I get to that part, anon.

>> No.16432589

Sure, in retrospect I got a bit excited, gimme a sec

>> No.16432591

>Last thing I hear before my door has a hole punched through it is Russian swear words
>Cyka blyat, mudak, chyort!
There's no amount of Mino milk to prepare my pelvis

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100% less autism version

>> No.16432606

Thanks mang.

>> No.16432611
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>Not even recapped, just edited out
>Godawful solid white BG behind Tomorrow style despite being a png

If that pic was any shittier it'd be your waifu. Give me a few minutes and I'll see what I can do.

>> No.16432612
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Nyuof course.

>> No.16432616

Damn son, do not be rude to poor anon.

>> No.16432618

Eh your mother

>> No.16432619

>no wock with these proportions and cute comfy sweater

>> No.16432620

Love hurts, anon.


>> No.16432621

Diablo in D3 had pretty girly hips, it looked fuckable.

>> No.16432622
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>"I am the bristles if my brush."
>"Sponge is my body, and Disinfectant is my blood."
>"Unknown to Dust, nor known to Lime."
>"I have cleared over a thousand stains."
>"But these hands will never have a ring."
>"So as I spray"
>"Unlimited Broom Works."

Would your waifu be a good servant?
What's her class?

>> No.16432627
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Rider. You know exactly what she rides.

>> No.16432630

You got the chant wrong. Do it again.

>> No.16432631

Probably a berserk.

>> No.16432633


I'm lazy sue me, but thanks if you are actually going back and cleaning it up

>> No.16432634

Kiki's aren't supposed to be violent. They're supposed to be gentle and kind. Only in bed are they violent.

And to answer your question. My waifu is a maid. Her class would probably be Mage?

>> No.16432636


Kids these days, I swear.

>> No.16432637
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I want to date a cute kitty cat!

>> No.16432639

No worries m8

>> No.16432641

What if Kiki has to protect her mastah?

>> No.16432642
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Either as an Archer, Lancer, or Saber class Servant depending on her equipment.

>> No.16432643
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Caster without a doubt.
She'd probably have a pretty damn good connection to her Master considering the whole contract thing
Don't know what her NP would be though.

>> No.16432649

Oddly enough, I've had rabbits on the brain myself for some inexplicable reason.

>> No.16432652

Bah zah kah.

>> No.16432656

I thought mastah protects the maid?

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>> No.16432659

Spoken like a true Shirou

>> No.16432660

Since when?

>> No.16432661

Not when it's a Combat Maid.

>> No.16432662

>You give her some sunflower seeds and you become best pals

>> No.16432664

So wait is the Pit Lady its own species or is it just a genetically superior/unique Demon?

>> No.16432666


>> No.16432667

There is that sweater wock image though. Not the sleeveless the other one.

>> No.16432669
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They like it when you tell lots of cat puns, right?

>> No.16432671

No, that makes them think you're an idiot.

>> No.16432674

Nyat true.

>> No.16432676
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These proportions would work for most any MG

>> No.16432679
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I want this Elf to eat my dick, if you know what I mean.

>> No.16432686


Agreed. Those fucking bell collars always get me. Too fucking god damn cute.

I want to fuck a cat. I want to cum from her purrjob. I want her to leave claw marks on my back. I want to fill her shallow, ribbed cunt with my shaft.

>> No.16432687
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>> No.16432689

>A monstergirl with that girls tits, plus Methoniums tall brown girls height and plump butt
I demand it.

>> No.16432692

Stacey's mom's got it going on!

>> No.16432693


Sexy sexy~

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>> No.16432699

I'd irrumate a wockuri, no questions asked.

>> No.16432700

Marseille is pure.

>> No.16432702

>He's her senpai
Fucking Meth is too good for this world

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>> No.16432704
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>> No.16432710

That's why I want to apply my dicku to her and impregnate her and marry her.

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>> No.16432731

after reading this I realized that stories from MG perspective are cute, epsecially when they brag about how good their mate is.

>> No.16432738
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How gladly would you get dragged to hell by a yandere ghost? Consider that you would be tormented forever without respite.

>> No.16432742

No, I'm dragging her back to hell, finding her house, and informing her parents that not only is she trying to kidnap people, but that she's also shit at it.

>> No.16432749
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Reminds me of those stories where a Succubus is trying to get into the pants of a Paladin at her school.

>> No.16432750

I really like that it was kinda the direction she took, yeah. Bragging proud waifus are adorable.

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>> No.16432758

I've been to the place in my country where the gateway to Hell is located. You know where it leads? A lake. She wants to skinny-dipping? Fine by me.

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>> No.16432761

>Strong telepathy to contracted husband
>Mentally send him images of her chained up in hardcore bondage at home with satanic verses of 'breaking the seal' and such
>anon leaves work early

>> No.16432762


If you're slutty enough to go skinny-dipping with a girl you just met, she'll really have to keep you imprisoned. You'll just hand out your dick to any girl who asks! Disgusting!

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Depends on the ghost. I'm picky.

>> No.16432764

What if there's nothing about you for your waifu to brag about?

>> No.16432767
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Nudity is not the taboo here that you prudish puritans think it is.

>> No.16432768

Memes aside I would love to see this happen.

Why do Wocks make such great soft big oneesan types?

>> No.16432771
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What if it's a spooky soft ghost?

>> No.16432775

>he doesn't even understand how slutty he is
You got get hobbled, anon.

>> No.16432779

I'm not a slut, I'm what society has made me!

>> No.16432780
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Thick ghosts

>> No.16432782

I want to stumble across an elf bathing outdoors and ignore her

>> No.16432783

Tomoko-Komodo-ghosts are fine by me.

>> No.16432790

Tall brown dragongirls.

>> No.16432793

Despite my presence here, I'm not a sad sack and actually think there are some pretty cool things about me, so I dunno. I'm sure if she really loved you she'd find something.

>> No.16432795

>The Elf's ears perk up
>"Now there's something you don't see every day!"
>she begins to blush
>you whistle
>she's now ready to be ravaged
>"I've got to take pictures of this..."
>the Elf is now shivering in anticipation
>"Bluejays are so rare in this area!"

>> No.16432813

Such an apex dragon its almost cheating

>> No.16432821

>"Oh shit I'm sorry"

>> No.16432822

>Suddenly an Angry, naked Wood Elf leaps out and attacks Anon for being so dense.

These are some strange woods indeed!

>> No.16432824

Abandonment play is shit. I'd hug the shit out of a bathing Elf and ask her out for a date at the waterpark.

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How the fuck do I even decide when they all look so good?

Goddamn succubi.

>> No.16432836

Seem pretty average. There's not even any singing trees.

>> No.16432837

this was super cute do you have more?

if you are dense, then this sounds shit, but if you clearly notice it and you just being a dick to piss off them you have the approval.

>> No.16432838

>Sorry for what? Our matron taught us not to be ashamed of our hips. Specially since they're such good size and all.

>> No.16432853


>"Yeah I see that. Your matron gave you good advice."

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How does it feel to have won the motherfucking lottery? Face it tiger, you hit the jackpot?

>> No.16432860

>no wings or spade tails

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>They get wetter when I pinch on em!

>> No.16432870

Imagine they're hidden. Some do show a spadetail.

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>Sometimes, I pinch on em so much... I prick the skin!

>> No.16432897

I'm not giving you any.

>> No.16432900

Pretty good.
Guess I can see if work will let me become part time.

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>> No.16432908

I need a fox girl in shades now.

>> No.16432911

Pretty good I guess, I can see a lot more bushy tails over the fence than usual.

>> No.16432924

Always made sure that guy survives the scorpions.

>> No.16432925

Close your eyes and choose one.

>> No.16432931

I hope Oliver gets ambushed by a group of Gecko Girls.

>> No.16432946

Yuuko-san is best ghost that I know.

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Or worse yet, the BATTLE CATTLE!

>> No.16432967

>Battle cattle
Laughed audibly
Minnie was such a poorly written character but I love alliteration so much

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Go brush some tails, you slut.

>> No.16432991

Brushing tails is not a sexual act.

>> No.16433002

>All caravans are guarding by two-headed Minotaurs carrying heavy weapons.

>> No.16433003

I see nothing wrong with Brahmin Girls.

>> No.16433018

I do.
Who gets your first kiss?

>> No.16433020

It's a very intimate and lewd activity. How is it not sexual?

>> No.16433021

Their neck
It falls under the category of hygiene.

>> No.16433023

So does brushing teeth but you don't just brush anyone's teeth.

>> No.16433028

I would now post anime boy brushing anime girl's teeth but alas I don't have it.

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>> No.16433040

How jaded do you think some human boys would get at their stream chats?
I'd probably get a permanent case of resting bitch face or just disable my webcam altogether.
>F4tTailPussy: What happened to this guy? He used to be so enthusiastic.
>(STREAMER): My audience happened.

>> No.16433044
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Does your waifu have any duties outside of being your wife? A job, rulership, pack leader, military obligations etc?

>> No.16433048

If I show some more skins and crotch do I get more donations?

>> No.16433052

> rulership, pack leader, military obligations
Yeah, she has that stuff. That's why I hold the fort and take care of the kid.
And I don't hold the fort there's people who do that.

>> No.16433056

Yes, but you also lose your dignity and respect.

>> No.16433058

My waifu is a priestess. She holds mass every Friday and Saturday, and faithful couples of her faith attend service regularly.

>> No.16433062

big, fit submissive girls are the best.

>> No.16433065

She doesn't really have any obligations now. She used to be a servant but not anymore.

>> No.16433068

My waifu works as security.

>> No.16433070

>role reversal where men, even marginally unattractive or somewhat overweight men can make money by making a video of themselves in the shower or showing bulge in a gamer stream
I can't say I would rule it out, no one's ever treated me like meat before.

>> No.16433075

I wonder if a pack of MGs find my address and force me to strip on camera Ronny while audience. Oh it would be embarrassing... my pride, purity and dignity being destroyed for the enjoyment of monster girls.

>> No.16433076
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What's she do, anon?

>Friday and Saturday
Pretty busy then I take it.

Marriage free her up eh?

For a firm or private? Is it dangerous?

>> No.16433079


As long as it's Yuuko, I'd accept her.

>> No.16433080

My waifu works a full time job as a personal assistant/lab partner to a Lich who studies magical science!

>> No.16433082

>What's she do
She used to raid. Now she collects tribute and acts as a tribunal for her subjects.

>> No.16433084

I want a Lich to make me her apprentice at magic, alchemy, and making biology my bitch.

>> No.16433091

>Marriage free her up eh?

Yup. Every girl needs a hubby.

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>pretty busy then I take it
She's a diligent woman and a total sweetheart. She's always busy, but I help whenever I can.

If Chaos was allowed to worship on Sundays, our Fridays wouldn't be so hectic.

>> No.16433095

It's private and not really dangerous especially considering she is a very strong girl.

>> No.16433096

I want my audience to slowly watch my smile degrade as I deal with their bullshit until I'm a perpetually frowning jaded snarky shit.
>SuccuPanic: Friendly reminder that this is our fault and we could've stopped this.
>SuccuPanic: Way to go girls, we took his smile behind the shed and shot it.


>> No.16433103

They both work toward the awakening of the Old Ones and the end of the world as we know it

>> No.16433108
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I've always thought the idea of monstergirls working for other monstergirls or co-habitating with them was cute. Especially after marrying their husbands.
>Lich's assistant brings a lunch to the lab hand made by her husband
>Slightest, most minute ping of jealousy sparks in the Lich's phylactery

Tribal waifus, especially cheifs of some variety, must really value home time with the husband, that's alot of responsibility to hold onto when she'd probably rather just be home.

She worked for it, dammit! Its well deserved I'm sure!

What a runaround it must be. Do you ever meld in her during sermons or is that pretty non-kosher even by Chaos' standards?

Sounds well suited then. Still, do you ever worry? Dangerous or not I imagine it can be a bit nervewracking on high-profile days...

Well, everyone's gotta have SOME motivation...

>> No.16433114

My what?

>> No.16433117

>that's alot of responsibility to hold onto when she'd probably rather just be home.
She wants her children to live in a world without gross injustice or persecution. She's making a nation where that is possible.

>> No.16433118

ah man.

>> No.16433120

I want to be the bully at a lich school.

>> No.16433121

That's pretty sad.

>> No.16433124

What do they preach?

>> No.16433132

Lofty aspirations, and noble too. A nation though? That's certainly eyebrow raising. Was she doing that before she met you too?

>> No.16433134

You were a whore all along.

>> No.16433135

>I've always thought the idea of monstergirls working for other monstergirls or co-habitating with them was cute. Especially after marrying their husbands.
Yes, I think it would be rather common, at least in my headcanon where monstergirls have jobs and lives outside of sex all the time. The way my waifu is so close with her boss is really adorable!

>> No.16433139

No she was just doing mercenary work for her adoptive mom's group.
I'll never make this story but I thought about it a lot.

>> No.16433142

It's the only way to make them not say you're just talking while your sister plays or some dumb shit like that.
No crotch shots ever.

>> No.16433143

I would really love to work under a lich in a setting like mge. I would sell her potions in the shop while she made them in the basement in sometimes I would go out to get some ingredients.
If she asks why I took so long I would just give an excuse and hide the fact that I was flirting with that one nice monster girl.

>> No.16433157

Truly adorable. But be honest, anon. Is your waifu's boss a christmas cake? Ever try an play a bit of matchmaker for her?

It can only be as good as you're willing to think about it, after all. The plot thickens though. Sounds like she's got a bit of Boss in her. Mostergirls Sans Frontieres?

>> No.16433158

I worry a bit, but she has her fellow friends there and I'm sure they can help each other out.
She does get really clingy when she has to work extra hours though.

>> No.16433160

>It's the only way to make them not say you're just talking while your sister plays
That's what you tell yourself, sure.
But we all know it's because you're a slut for the attention.

>> No.16433169

Post souring it's the only way I can flip them off.

>> No.16433171

>What a runaround it must be. Do you ever meld in her during sermons or is that pretty non-kosher even by Chaos' standards?
She's pretty shy about lewd things. I'll hold her hand during sermons, but by the end she's so horny she drags me away to the confessionals for private time.
First she reads ancient scripture venerating the Old Ones. Then she reads from chaos texts detailing the Old Ones, and tells stories with morals from them that might be relevant in the life of the average person. Above all else she preaches freedom of mind, body, and soul.

Her sermons always end with singing, and she's a great singer with fifty mouths. Afterwards, she holds a two hour class for young children of Chaos families.

>> No.16433174

>Sounds like she's got a bit of Boss in her. Mostergirls Sans Frontieres?
Nah, older times. Never thought of her as some idealist though, just a momma looking out for her kids, born and unborn.

>> No.16433180

>Truly adorable. But be honest, anon. Is your waifu's boss a christmas cake?
Personality-wise yes, but she's short and her other proportions are quite average.
Ever try an play a bit of matchmaker for her?
>My waifu absolutely does, but she doesn't have much of a social life outside of home or work either so she's not great at matchmaking at all. That will never stop her from coming up with ideas though!

>> No.16433183

And the souring wouldn't have happened if you didn't attract all the wrong sorts with your facecam.

>> No.16433184

>She does get really clingy when she has to work extra hours though

You should take her favorite picture of the two of you together and hide it in her work outfit/coat's pocket when she has a busy day~

>> No.16433188

Before we met, she served her Pharaoh with her family, but after we married she fulfilled her dream of opening a coffehouse/lounge. She's still loyal to her Pharaoh, however, and even returns regularly to visit her and her family.

>> No.16433189

Like I said, only way to prove it's me doing it.

>> No.16433193

She would work as a head research for a Lilim or someone like that. All that means really is she does some experiments that they want done every now and again.

>> No.16433197

Sounds dangerous. I'm a chaosfag myself but teaching children that stuff doesn't sound safe. It might scare them.

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Dawww, she sounds like an absolute doll. Well may the unquenchable fires of the unfathomable depths of the cosmos bring enlightenment and chaos to you and yours, fghtsi mneuao dsh'tka, oeray!

Motherhood IS an ideal for some. Sheeeit, I imagine for most monstergirls its THE ideal. If she's doing it not only for her kids but those of others who would be persecuted too, either knowingly or unknowingly, she may soon find herself being labeled an idealist. Not a bad thing.

>anon and his waifu go through shenanigans to help waifu's boss find a man
>end up always just making out themselves along the way, but still try

I'd watch it in a heartbeat!

>> No.16433205

Why do you need to "prove it" in the first place?
Aren't you just playing games?

>> No.16433206

She would keep showing it to her coworkers and saying dumb and mushy stuff about me. Oh god I can't even imagine how mad the single girls would be.

>> No.16433209

>end up always just making out themselves along the way, but still try
Well, that definitely sounds like me and my Kobold waifu.

>> No.16433211
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As the guy who wrote the original response to Anon about the three Dire species... she is what you want her to be.

>> No.16433212

The MGs who need you to prove it are the ones you don't want.

>> No.16433214
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>visiting /d/
>10 threads about monster girls of some kind
It's nice to know we're not alone.

>> No.16433217

Monstergirls would've called me a fake gamer guy who's just chatting while my sister, who doesn't exist, does it for me.
I just wanted to have fun and share old human games.

>> No.16433220
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It seems that Automatons actually look good in color-schemes other than the traditional off-white they usually are.

>> No.16433221

You can take the monstergirl out of the desert, but you can't take the desert out of the monstergirl, huh? Live music lounge? Sounds absolutely comfy. I used to bum around late night coffehouses all the damn time in my undergrad days.

Probably some real important tasks when they do come her way though. Hopefully relatively human stuff!

That's too adorable, gah. Appreciation is best seasoned by a little bit of jealousy from others~

Predicted!! And cute!

>> No.16433223

There has been increasing demand for little Shogs, Flayers, and Wendys to know their peoples history. I admit, a lot of the material is pretty confusing for them, but it's solid groundwork at least.
Thank you. And the same to you and your waifu.

>> No.16433226

>she may soon find herself being labeled an idealist
She's going to be labeled all kinds of things being a Black Dragon and all.

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>> No.16433228

Too bad anyone can pop into a stream and do damage before getting banned.

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A bit late, but I have the rest here in a bit.

>> No.16433231

I imagine they would look pretty good in the same black colour hellhounds are too.

>> No.16433232

Your complete lack of dignity is sad.

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>> No.16433236

Black dragons a cute.

>> No.16433239

But he history might upset some do the little pure girls.

>telling shogs that their history consists of being feared by mortals and being servants to the chaos gods

This might distress the shog!

>> No.16433240

>Probably some real important tasks when they do come her way though.
Probably. She would probably take on the most important take they had to offer. I wonder what they would be.

>Hopefully relatively human stuff!
I hope that too.

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True. Good night, stranger of good taste.

>> No.16433242

Stealth assassin model?

>> No.16433243

That'd mean that the vertical lines below their eyes would be a brown/light grey color.

>> No.16433245
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Of course!

Yowzer. Well, not to tack yet another one on, but she sounds wonderful. Don't go burning down our place at least

Oh, you never ask her? Hmm, actually, probably for the best considering her benefactors...

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>> No.16433248

Good night to you too, fellow black dragonfag.

>> No.16433250

Welcome to literally any stream of all time for either gender.
Suck it up, buttercup.

>> No.16433252

>Live music lounge?
Pretty much exactly that, yeah. In the morning/early afternoon it's just your basic coffehouse where you get a coffee and hang out, then around 6-7ish they change from caffeine to alcoholic drinks, with then either live music, open mic, or just normal music depending on the day. You're right about not being able to take the desert out of her, the place is actually themed like a desert palace, and is called 'The Pharaoh's Lounge'.

>> No.16433254

>Oh, you never ask her?
I kinda want to know, but I also know that I won't like the answer for the most part.

>> No.16433255

Anon, you don't seem to be able to spot the setup for a healing fantasy.
The only point of wishing to lose your smile is for someone to bring it back.

>> No.16433258

You should at least make an imgur album.

>> No.16433260

Damn those black dragons! I just want to bathe but they keep making me come over and make naked body contact! They're always stealing my heart!

>> No.16433262

Is this a reference to something?

>> No.16433263

It will certainly distress the Shog, but no less than telling all those little Flayers they used to be men-only species.

It's all good though. When teaching the youngsters, waifu makes sure to clearly establish that things are different now, post Demon Lord.

>> No.16433266

Speaking of /d/, for being ayys, SnekGuy's Borealans are pretty cool when they're not fucking polar furries

>> No.16433267

Does your waifu atleast do any maid work? Or has she ditched it to focus on preaching chaos and teaching little Chaos girls?

>> No.16433268

>stealth automatons sent to steal your virginity
How does a man stop such a thing?
Maybe grey but light up either yellow or red when they go full power mode.

>> No.16433273

Gah, an exotic tinge to it then. Honestly sounds really comfortable. What a unique aspiration to have, running such a place!

Your grace in accepting what you don't know is, I'm sure, a major point of why she loves you. But that's a real pandora's box, to be sure.

>> No.16433281

Try as she might, she can't shake her biological love of housework. She performs maid like duties at home, and of course I eat, sleep, and wash with her.

I take care of the yardwork

>> No.16433286

Why contain it?

>> No.16433291

My waifu is a bouncer at the bar we met in. And by 'met' I mean she destroyed my pelvis in the employee bathroom after I got into a fight at a show there.

>> No.16433292

I suppose that it's a unique thing to want to do, but it makes sense considering she was always the one responsible for preparing and serving the Pharaoh her meals. She just got really good at that kind of work, and has always liked the atmosphere of such a place, so it sort of became a aspiration for her. Thanks for the interest, too, being able to talk about her with someone always make me happy.

>> No.16433296
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If your waifu asked you if you would be alright to go to the tentacle forest with her and let a 'Man Marionette' attack you, Would you do it?

>> No.16433301

No waifu, that is not okay. Has she being hanging with that one wock lately? I told her not to eat any weird stuff.

>> No.16433303

I'd prefer it if we just found a pair of tentacle sisters to have a four way with us in our own home.

>> No.16433306


>> No.16433307

Sure, why not. My waifu puts up with a lot of shit for me.

>> No.16433309

No. Never in a giant sequoia's lifetime. Tentacles that aren't attached to women are terrible.

>> No.16433311

But she said that the pineapples she gave her tasted really good!

>> No.16433313

That wouldn't be too hard to convince her and the tentacle sisters to do.

>> No.16433315

I don't get what you're trying to say. Let a tentacle monster fuck my waifu?

>> No.16433318
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Real rough and tumble, eh? Sounds like she sure was 'bouncing' that night, eh? Eh? Was it a good show in either case?

Oh, I didn't even consider that. That's very cool then. She probably is a sublime cook having worked for that royalty before. Ever make anything exotic for you? Of course! I'm a sucker for hearing people talk about what makes them happy. Its hard to do without people calling it cringey or gay, which is why I love these threads so much.

>> No.16433320

We'd only go to a tentacle forest if the tentacles made me fuck my waifu while providing their trademark 'extra stimulation'.

>> No.16433321 [SPOILER] 
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I long for the sun, are there any monster girls that might embody that wondrous body of light best or do they all fail to shine languishing upon the terra firma?


>> No.16433324

Not really, or well... a Man Marionette would make you "one" with the tentacles for a short time (Until you pass out from the sex). So what she's more or less asking is for you two too go to the tentacle forest and letting yourself getting attached to the tentacles and fuck her.

>> No.16433327
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Would be pretty cool actually, the sisters could hold us in mid air so we can have suspended sex, all for the sake of getting a good feel of our bodies of course.

>> No.16433330

Fucking knew it was pineapples. It's my waifu favorite thing after all! How did you know that?

I'm teaching that wock a lesson.

>> No.16433334

Which wock? I like Pineapple. Hard on the outside, but sweet on the inside, like a dragon.

>> No.16433335

Oh she's an absolutely fantastic cook. My favourite dish of hers is her special fatteh, which is sort of like flatbread covered and cooked with an assortment of meats, vegetables, sauces, and cheeses. She also makes some kickass scones, too.

>> No.16433338

Reminder that a Dragon's not a dragon if she doesn't have a D-cup.

>> No.16433341

And they are fit for dragons too, with their rich yellow color, sharp spikes that represents their strong claws and hard scales and of course, they have a crown fit for a king/queen. But you've already read that, right?

>> No.16433343
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>> No.16433345

>How did you know that?
The barriers between our worlds are getting ever weaker.

>> No.16433350
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So, if I'm hearing this right, I get to momentarily gain control of tentacles and go to town on my waifu? I mean, yes. Fuck yes. FUCK yes. Sign us up.
>Waifu loudly salivating in the distance

You spoiled dog! Damn. How the heck do you return the favor for THAT on anniversary nights?

>> No.16433353

>Real rough and tumble, eh? Sounds like she sure was 'bouncing' that night, eh? Eh? Was it a good show in either case?
It was a great show Evergreen Terrace opened for Strung Out; I just wish I could've seen Strung Out. Oh well I met my waifu while they were playing their set so I guess that counts.

>> No.16433354

I better stare at the sunset then, maybe my waifu will show up with the stupid ammout of analogies I make.

>> No.16433357

>So, if I'm hearing this right, I get to momentarily gain control of tentacles and go to town on my waifu?
That's exactly what it is.

>> No.16433364

>How the heck do you return the favor for THAT on anniversary nights?
Wouldn't you like to know. Seriously though, she's the best, I love her so much. She always makes fun of how bad of a cook I am, so I guess I'm lucky to have someone who actually can cook.

>> No.16433372

Who is this cutey?

>> No.16433374

Eh? Why not just go down to the local Sabbath shop and buy a tentacle potion or two? I mean the big draw of the Tentacle Forest is trying to get to the fertility idol in the middle, yeah? Why bother going just to purposefully get stopped in the middle, when we can get roughly the same experience in the comfort of our own home?

>> No.16433376
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My Japanese exchange student's best friend just got cast as the Japanese voice of Moana. Not really related, but hey.

>> No.16433377
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I would like to see more monsters in casual clothes.
Like a Jinko in a vest and jeans, or a succubus in a track suit

>> No.16433378
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Groovy! Listening to Strung Out now. They kinda sound like a bit more mellow early Finch. Take her to another show some time! Preferably with an 'intact pelvis before 12:00AM' clause.

>Waifu's fucking soul when
I completely and utterly agree and forsee no potential wacky shenanigans that will lead to this being a huge downside.

Its all about love, man. If you make mac and cheese, make it the most love filled mac and cheese that's ever been made!

>> No.16433381

>hellhound waifu is being grumpy and won't let you be on top
>after drinking one too many you drop by the local sabbath and buy one of their potions
>her face when

>> No.16433383

For fucks sake.

>> No.16433387

I want to have a salamander cheering me on as I play cricket!
I want my pants to fall off when I hit a home run!
I want her to stop cheering and start laughing at my tiny penis!

>> No.16433389

The whole place would laugh at your tiny penis.

>> No.16433392

I'd like this a lot more without the pixelated nipples and slit.

I mean, the slit, sure, used to that, but pixelated NIPPLES?! The fuck?

>> No.16433399

He drew a nice Satyros too, but he's also a faggot who uses Patreon as a paywall rather than the tip jar its meant to be.

>> No.16433401

Oh I know, trust me, she always eats everything I make. It's just that when you look at the quality between the two of us, she's been trained by professional chefs, and makes dishes passed down through the centuries, whereas I'm making, as you said, something like Mac and cheese.

>> No.16433402
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He uses patreon and if you missed out on a month don't worry, you can always buy his $40 art packs.

>> No.16433404

What do you call a man who's a slut for succusluts? Other than husband, I mean.

>> No.16433406

And I thought Butter T was bad. Guys like this give the entire service a bad name.

>> No.16433411

Succuslut slut.

>> No.16433418

All humans are sluts for succubi

>> No.16433421
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Anon, you know what waifus like? Effort. Even unsuccessful effort. Just putting forth yourself to try and make something for her makes it taste like the best thing in the world for her.

And if you're still worried about it, why not ask her to teach you a thing or two? Could be a fun date idea!

>> No.16433424

That's a lot of slut.

>> No.16433426

Sasuga, succubi.

>> No.16433437
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>Magnus opus
That's where you're wrong kiddo

>> No.16433438

>Succubus in a tracksuit.
>Allways out in the early morning for jogs
>sometimes is pumping a mini dumbell with her tail as she goes
>other times she's flying to up her flight time and stamina
>Also always stops to talk to you while she takes a break to take her sports drink and talk to you
>you will never find out she's doing it all just to see you

>> No.16433448

I agree with you anon.

That one was all kinds of cozy.

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>> No.16433454

I can't believe I've never thought of that for a date! Thanks Anon!

>> No.16433460

I need to buy a supply of tentacles potions. Just incase I need them in the future for any reason.

>> No.16433469
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You're both wrong.

>> No.16433480

You could even hide them under your bed for emergencies.

Kakuens broke down your door? Surprise Kunoichi attack? Whatever the emergency, Sabbath Tentacle Potions™ are the perfect home security.

>> No.16433482

This is the DEFINITION of vanilla

And I mean that in the best possible way. Completely perfect.

>> No.16433487

I'm onto you witch.

>> No.16433494
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Of course! Consider it my good deed for the day!

>> No.16433496


>> No.16433500
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This is your rapist for tonight.

Sleep or no sleep.

>> No.16433501

I still prefer the thicc noodle girl, but all the same, this looks fantastic.

>> No.16433502
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was his other hellhound picture leaked yet

>> No.16433506

hey folks, planning on posting the continuation of the quarter sack chronicles later tonight.
in case you missed the first part: http://pastebin.com/Whzq8uc3

here's a preview of what's to come
- - - - - -
“The fuck is this?”, growled the huge, horned red woman.

I leaned over the counter to look at the object in question- a copy of my CD. The album’s cover was of myself lounging about in vintage 70’s garb while gazing offscreen at something with a look of wonderment. I was wearing a huge pair of tortoiseshell horn-rimmed glasses. I’d thought the cover was a hilarious throwback to that bygone era- coincidentally, it made no one want to purchase the album when I was still busking in Seattle. I couldn't even barter with copies in this bizarre world that I'd come to.

“That’s a CD”, I replied.

“I don’t need a ‘CD’, I need your payment for the food and water you consumed”, she slammed her fist on the counter.

“If you wait an hour or so I can get most of the water back to you; I only have foreign currency, I’m afraid”, I shook my quarter sack for emphasis.

>> No.16433507
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Witches are good girls what're you talking about

>> No.16433511

If it's not, hopefully it will be soon.

>> No.16433519

>Title right in the image

Cmon man.

>> No.16433521

Can't trust a loli!
A petite woman is sexy however.

>> No.16433525

Anon please, I'm not a witch alp. If those are even a thing.
I wish. Butter's a fair bit more popular which is why his stuff gets leaked more often.

>> No.16433527

It's no longer on Sadpanda, but I could make an imgur album for you.

>> No.16433531

How would a monster fare against the mighty AEGIS REFLECTOR?

>> No.16433533

Fucking disgusting

>> No.16433535

Let me guess, fakku jew?

I can't find the Motherhood one there anymore.

>> No.16433539

she hates it!

>> No.16433540

It's probably on nhentai if you've got the artist name.

>> No.16433542

Are people averse to hitomi or somethin?

>> No.16433544

A demon or salamander that has embraced satsui no hado

>> No.16433548

I'm a sucker for blue and purple but damn if red doesn't look good on demons too.

>> No.16433560

I would like to run along side my succubus wife

>> No.16433561

>If those are even a thing
They aren't, but I imagine if you take a shotafication potion while having the potential to alp, you'll become a witch alp.

>> No.16433563
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Red and Gold has been my fucking jam since I was a little kid so its only fitting imo
>was all into being a noble angelic paladin during my chuuni phase
>Now very firmly waifuing a Demon

Something tells me she'd be aroused by my fall from grace.

>> No.16433568

Why worry?

>> No.16433572

I made an imgur album anyways.
By the way, why doesn't imgur allow you to change how the album is presented anymore? Only being able to show it vertically is irritating.

>> No.16433581
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You know what would be nice
being able to rule a green demon realm with a lilim or pharaoh

>> No.16433582
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Who said I was! Its just a soul, right? Can't be that important, r-right? H-haha, honey, you really got the s-short end of this deal, didn't you?

>> No.16433587

There should be laughter after pain.

>> No.16433596

Did you just say lilim and green realm?

>> No.16433603

Speaking of Little Witch Academia.

What do you guys think of it?

>> No.16433604

>after drinking one too many you drop by the local sabbath and buy one of their potions
Before I opened that link I thought this was going to go into the "feed her a lolification potion" direction

>> No.16433609

I'd be totally down for using some temporary lolification potions on my waifu every now and then.
I'd just need to find where I can procure said temporary variety because I sure as shit wouldn't trust the Sabbath with anything.

>> No.16433612

>implying that would stop a hellhound

>> No.16433614

I want to use a lolification potion on an Anubis so I can show her what I think of her schedule.

>> No.16433617
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Have you all witnessed the dawning of the THICC age?

>> No.16433621

No. In fact I'd actually just go out and burn down the forest just to be safe.

>> No.16433623

yes i certainly did!

>> No.16433624

That is a very ripe plump ass.

>> No.16433626

Hey anon, what do you think about Ryus?

>> No.16433632

I love rain

>> No.16433639

Do you know what that means, Anon? Looks like you might be getting the nameless lilim!

>> No.16433641

Of courshe!
Meth is the biggest guy

>> No.16433657

She teaches history in high school and sometimes gives lectures at the nearby college. She used to be part of a mob but wanted out of that life.

>> No.16433659

I love it so far. Something about it just makes my inner child grin like an idiot. I find it a delight to watch.

>> No.16433668

I want a big assed Dark Elf to sit on my face.

>> No.16433677
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That's quite colorful! Does she still have connections that try and swing her back in? I'm a huge fan of history myself too.

>> No.16433683

Also whoops, thought that was sfw...

>> No.16433697

I've been seeing one or two bare nipples per thread without any deletions. I think mods just don't care anymore, or no one reports them anymore.

>> No.16433699

She keeps contact with a few of her old crew. She'd never go back though, she wants to be a mother more than anything and hates what it made her like. Yeah I'm also a history fan too. Waifu likes it probably more than me though.

>> No.16433733
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Have you finished those reports, anon?

>> No.16433743
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I'm not too keen on this Yeti.

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>> No.16433753

That face is terrible

>> No.16433760

I don't know how to feel about this.

>> No.16433765
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Maybe plan a trip some time to some place of historical significance! It'll get her out of town from all the mobsters for a while and you can both see history up close in person!

Have you finished YOURS?

>> No.16433769

Now we are talking.

>> No.16433772

What if...Nightmares who are also Pegasus?

Or Harpies who are also Nightmares?

>> No.16433774

>Screw around on 4chan
>Supposed to be inputting tax documents
>This gets posted
Nag nag nag...

>> No.16433776

Can a Demons wings recede into slits of sorts?

>> No.16433778

>talks with literally everyone about their waifu's jobs
>no one asks about his

>> No.16433779

She needs you in her office for a quick nap, you're needed as her daki

>> No.16433780

I love Yetis but something about this one doesn't sit right with me.

>> No.16433790

I imagine they're pretty retractable. The toss-around at the end of last thread seemed to be that they can do all sorts of outfits and stuff, so I imagine they can fold the wings in or illusion them away.

>> No.16433793

But I'm going to commemorate with that cute dragon girl that invited me for a drink. Maybe she can get steve to be her daki.

>> No.16433799

>so I imagine they can fold the wings in or illusion them away.

>> No.16433804
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Eh, I wrote out a general description last thread. I'm fully aware people are probably more interested in talking about their own MGs than hearing about others, that's why I like discussing theirs with them, much as I like mine.

>Yet another piece of lingerie Demons have to keep on point
Its a very high maintenance life pre-husband, innit?

>> No.16433807
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I never use the same commissioner twice because I like to see how different artists do a Yeti, always gets interesting results

>> No.16433811

She works a forge on top of a volcano and just clinched a contract to make a boatload of swords for an arena from some TanukisTanukies?.

>> No.16433813

Somebody save that child! Call his parents!

>> No.16433815

His parents signed him away to that demon in the first place.

>> No.16433830
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That's pretty friggen metal. Is she pretty skilled with specialty work? Do you help her out or is it a solo job?

Just let it happen...

>> No.16433835

She wants to go diving at the wreck of IJN Nagato.

>> No.16433838

>No Loli Demon do make a contract with you when you have to move far away as a child.
>You'll never wake up on your 21st birthday to find her all grown up and cuddling with you in your bed.

>> No.16433841

She lowers me down the volcano to mine up the higher quality metals and alloys from the volcanic activity. And she pretty much does all kinds of metalwork, from armor and swords, to shovels and other tools.
It was a weird day when she got contracted to make a fence though.

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>> No.16433849

Is it weird that I want to see a bunch of seafaring Kikimora that pillage towns so they can find themselves a master.

Can you imagine a big, muscled kiki waking you up each morning after she snatched you from your home so she can serve you breakfast?

>> No.16433855

That sounds dumb

I love it.

>> No.16433860

I'm feeling inspired to write about this, idea is too good to pass up

>> No.16433861

Now the real question is if you get her to be a maid in her raiding leathers or a crudely, yet sturdily, stitched maid uniform she's been keeping.

>> No.16433868

She made her own uniform? Well, damn, I have to let her use.

>> No.16433872

Only if they have constant bouts with that Queen Shog who made herself a pirate ship plus crew.

>> No.16433876

Made it all herself.

Of course.
Although it gets kinda weird because the ship IS the queen.

>> No.16433878

Were you the guy I was discussing late night waifu's with who wished that mine would protect me from the NotSiberia winter? I had a dream about her last night

>> No.16433882

tell us about your dream anon
dream posting time?

>> No.16433884

Man, you have to appreciate her going the extra mile to make it, even if she wasn't garanteed to get a husbando.

>> No.16433885
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Sure am! Howdy BuffAra Hellhound anon. Noice! What about?

>> No.16433887

I already posted my dream in the beginning of the thread!

>> No.16433891

>Kiki-Pirates make land to raid and pillage a seaside village
>Said "Raiding and Pillaging" involves breaking into every home in the hamlet, and cleaning them to a perfectly spick-and-span state
>They then take a small hourly recompense for their work, and head back out to sea

>> No.16433899

What happens if someone from their target goes, "Wait! Take me with you."

>> No.16433902

She wasn't going to just let her dreams be dreams.
She also practiced her axe skills

Truely they are frightening creatures.

>> No.16433907

So would she be a short muscle Kiki, or a big one?

>> No.16433915

>No Loli Demon to make a contract with you to let you have her chastity in exchange for taking responsibility for making her used goods

>> No.16433916

Big and muscled, although there would be shorter ones around.

>> No.16433919

>They break into a mansion and clean it perfectly
>They return to their boat and leave
>The owner and his maid returns
>The maid is a kiki
>Master had to hug her and pet her too keep her from crying that day

>> No.16433920

Would rather not have to wait.
Or at least perma-loli, but that's just me. Also better suited to Devils I suppose.

>> No.16433922

>Looks it up after forever and a half

Revised Version:
>"I am the bristles of my brush."
>"Sponge is my body, and Disinfectant is my blood."
>"I have cleared away over a thousand stains."
>"Unknown to dust, nor known to lime."
>"Have taken great care to ensure that mastah's home is spotless."
>"But these hands will never receive a ring."
>"So as I spray,"
>"Unlimted Broom Closet."

>Gigantic supply closet materlizes filled with spray bottles, mops, brooms, sponges, and various brand name cleaners.

>"Drown in bleach and be cleansed."

>> No.16433926

>Cleaning NTR
I-Is this a thing now...?

>> No.16433938

I think it's NTR only if the master requested or lured the crew in himself.

>> No.16433942

>I clean better than you.
>There is no way you can leave it this shiny!
>You'll never be able to dust like this.

>> No.16433943

Sure I'll post it!
Nice to see you again. Yeah I dreamed about her and I having coffee. We were in a place I used to go to in high school, she came up to my high school town to meet family. I distinctly remember sitting at the table by the window, watching her look out the window at the snow drifting around the gaslight lamps. It was probably the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. Holy shit I know what I want my first commission to be

>> No.16433945

>depressed kikis with no masters write cleaning ntr stories on anonymous imageboards
>even shoggoths think they're sick fucks

>> No.16433951

>I must not maid
>maid is the taste-killer
>maid is the little-slav that brings total obliteration
>I will face my maid
>I will remove it from around me and from my premises
>and when it has been removed I shall turn my inner eye and see its squats
>when the maid is gone there will be nothing to clean. Only I will remain.

>> No.16433955

Wow, that's a beautiful dream! I've had a couple dreams of my waifu, and they were fantastic. Here's to all of us having more in the future!

>> No.16433958
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Damn man, that's fantastic. So calming too. Did she talk at all? Say anything to you?

Here here!

>> No.16433961

Anon, both parties are kids in this scenario.
It's a desperate attempt by the Demon to make sure she can see her friend again.

Demons are for growing up into wide hipped Onee-sama types.

>> No.16433963

Do they spend the entire time laughing maniacally like they actually ARE raping and pillaging?

>> No.16433965

She did yeah, she was looking out the window and started to recite that poem I mentioned last night, Autumn by Pushkin. After finishing the first two verses she looked at me and smiled the sweetest fucking smile. She said I love you in her native language and as she leaned in for a kiss I woke up.

>> No.16433976

Fuck I want to have really comfy dreams with my waifu. I'm greatful for having some, but none where really comfy.

>> No.16433980

Gah, that's absolutely sublime, man. There's no way you can't get a commission of that to remember it by, it sounds absolutely amazing. Glad to hear it!

>> No.16433987

Comfy dreams are the best. I had one where her and I were walking through a snowy forest together hand-in-hand (paw-in-hand?), and it was lovely just having her lean on me like that.

>> No.16433988

Of course!

>> No.16433991

>Demons are for growing up into wide hipped Onee-sama types.
Fine, I'll stick to Devils for my wide-hipped perma-loli preferences.

>> No.16433992

She's a curator at the museum of monster history and sometimes helps with monsterizing girls.

>> No.16433993

If its any consolation, I only have dreams where my waifu and I fight each other.

>> No.16434001

Damn Anon, that sounds lovely.
I've only had one dream about MGs and they just passively raped me.
It wasn't even my own waifu doing the raping...

>> No.16434002

The most comfy one I had was just me and her talking a bit after I found her. It was just casual talk amidst the daily life.

That sucks. I had a dream where I almost killed myself just to be together with my waifu forever, but she got extremlly upset and told me to stop.
May you have a very happy dream with your waifu, Anon.

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>> No.16434006

I'd like that too; particularly with the striking and memorable imagery the above anon describes.

Only dream I've ever had involving my waifu was A) Cosplay, and B) Mostly just odd for all the other things it had in it.

>> No.16434007

Yeah, not my proudest moment.

>> No.16434017

>Undertaken the Great Portage south through the eastern riverlands, fighting off marauders, lending your aid to the Kikimora Queen of Rus.
>Kikimora Queen

I can't help but imagine what a Kikimora Queen would look like, or a Kikimora princess for that matter.
How would that even work, I bet she wouldn't enjoy anyone cleaning around here, but she can't just go clean around herself, thats unbefitting for a queen.

I bet she creates her own littles messes in her private quarters after a long and hard day of being pampered and getting more and more frustrated, just to get rid of the stress in her body before it all starts over again.

>> No.16434020

Demons are good wide hipped lolis too.

>> No.16434025

>Looking up in stunned horror at the voluptuous, red-eyed demon that suddenly materialized straddling you gently in bed
>She's smiling as if she knows something you don't, your mind is blank with fright and confusion
>Places your hands on the sides of her sprawling hips as she bends forward towards you, her firm, full breasts hanging and then pressing against your exposed chest
>her lips graze along your nape, then slowly move up your neck achingly slow, her warm breath causing your skin to squirm and your hairs to stand up
>finally her face comes into full view inches from yours, her lightly glowing red eyes set in their black-abyss dominating your vision as her whole body begins to press deeper against you
>After what feels like an eternity, the Demon finally speaks in a sultry, low, yet oddly friendly tone
>..."Found you, anon. I win~"
>She snuggles against you closer as a faint memory of a game of hide-and-seek and a piece of paper signed in crayon flits across your mind

>> No.16434026

>>HBG's Penywise having a thing for stories with goth or counter-culture guys
pls no

>> No.16434037

Thanks guys, don't worry I know you'll all have comfy dreams soon.

Now I just need to figure out who I want to commission for it.

>> No.16434042

I like to think I was pretty accurate, Anon.

>> No.16434046

>She snuggles against you closer as a faint memory of a game of hide-and-seek and a piece of paper signed in crayon flits across your mind
I'm gonna die, that's so cute.

>> No.16434060

So, would intentionally cleaning incorrectly be the equivalent of cleaning gore?
Stuff like:
>I just washed my dark blues and whites together without any color grabbers!
>I'll just sweep the crumbs under the rug. Who's gonna notice?
>I don't organize my room because I know where everything is!

>> No.16434062

Thanks Anon, you too.

Man, my waifu is gonna put me through the ringer if we meet....

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>> No.16434080

I want shoggy's OCs to go and stay go

>> No.16434087

>"But why do you gotta move anon! Why can't we just stay friends?"
>You don't really know, you just gotta. You wish you didn't have to but that's the rules.
>The blue skinned girl pouts and the both of you sit skulking on the edge of the swing-set
>Suddenly, she beams like she realized something and goes running off to her house, only to return a minute later with a old-fashioned-lookin' piece of paper and a red crayon
>"Anon, my momma always said if you find a guy that you wanna not have leave you ever, you can have 'em sign this paper and then they never have to go!"
>"You sign it, and if I beat you in a game of hide and seek I'll sign it too! That way its fair and your parents can't get mad, anon!"
>You're pretty sure that's not how this stuff works, but she brought that old fancy paper out and everything... and the truth is, you really do wish you could just stay with her...
>You take the crayon from her hand and sign the paper in your best handwriting before she gives a 'yaay!' and hugs you close
>"Okay, now go hide and I'll count to a hunred!"
>Your parents had come by and picked you up in a haste without giving you a chance to even say goodbye
>You look down at the mature, other-worldly yet impossibly femininely beautiful face smiling up at you as she pulls out a crayon and an old, crinkled and faded paper from between her breasts

>> No.16434091

So it is the cleaning version of a gangbang while the Kiki maid is forced to watch?

>> No.16434101
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holy fuck thats adorable and more cohesive than anything i've ever had, lucky you.

i've only had a short dream about my waifu cuddling me and patting me on the head while i was bummed about something.
it felt like she was actually head patting me which is what woke me up
its nice knowing she cares

>> No.16434103

You'll excuse me if this is the part where I hug her close and start crying a bit.

>> No.16434126

No, given she only bears witness to the result, not the actual act itself.

So more like returning to find the bukkake'd body.

>> No.16434162

>seconds turn into minutes as your arms press tightly against her back, hers doing the same to you
>you feel a small wetness both from your own eyes pressed against her shoulder and from her eyes pressed against the side of your head
>after what feels like hours, you both lightly loosen your grips and pull back, looking into each others' eyes
>her face is supernaturally unblemished even by her naturally black tears faintly streaming down her cheeks
>Seeing your face she gently smirks and emits a humming laugh, bringing her manicured finger up to brush the tears from the corners of your eyes
>She speaks, her tone still low and sultry but with the slightest waver in tenor
>"Anon... we are never playing hide-and-seek again."
>You can't help but smile as she pushes you back flat against the bed and places the crumpled paper against your chest, bringing the crayon to a blank space above where you had signed it all those years ago
>As she finishes signing it, it quickly bursts into cold black flame and disappears as a feeling like exhaling an exceptionally long deep breath washes over your every sensation
>Suddenly, you feel the absolute and undeniable compulsion to place your hands lower over her hips again, this time with your fingers spread back over her exquisitely rounded backside
>As your senses become addled and readjust to the odd unshakable feeling like there's someone else lightly impacting and experiencing them, she shifts herself lower on your hips and speaks again
>"...Besides, there are much more fun games we can play now~"

>> No.16434173

There's no way that either of us are walking out of that room virgins.
And then we'll go to the living room and find out if she's still good enough to beat me in smash bros.
Maybe start up a chill Persona 4 playthrough while we're at it.

>> No.16434184

Just three months left till April...

>> No.16434185

Waifu cuddle dreams are the best, I had one a little while ago, and I still feel fuzzy when I think of it. I'm looking forward to more dreams of her. Hopefully she speaks in the next one.

>> No.16434186

Cute. Cute!

I love the idea that this transitions into the 'casual demon gf' stuff from last thread

>> No.16434191
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I wish I could have dreams of hellhound cuddles. I bet they're just the best.

>> No.16434195

Oh wait, is that when Persona 5 is supposed to release?

I kinda want her to be shorter than me so she can sit on my lap and hold the controller without me having to tilt my head.

>> No.16434198

That's sweet.

>> No.16434199

Would their cuddles be forceful yet soft and gentle?

>> No.16434203

>Oh wait, is that when Persona 5 is supposed to release?

And thus the non-Japanese speaking portion of the internet can enter the realm of arguing about the best Thiefu.

>> No.16434204

Treehuggers don't shave or bathe often. He better go in with some sheers.

>> No.16434205

Thanks ya'll. I'm gonna save this idea and pitter around with it in my free time, its super fun and relaxing.

>> No.16434209

Probably. I bet they would forcefully grab you and pull you in like a big teddy bear, squeezing you tight.

>> No.16434212

I want to sneak up on a hellhound from behind and engage in surprise cuddling.

>> No.16434214

Who makes a better teacher?

A Lich? Or a study cow?

>> No.16434218

Hakutaco, obviously. More diverse in her topics.

>> No.16434219

Man, I wish my waifu could just cuddlelock me into submission.

>> No.16434221

Rude! I'll have you know that she doesn't have a bush and she loves taking baths, especially when they are pure water from her ryu friend.

>> No.16434224

They're the thickest Undead.

>> No.16434231

>her horns are perfectly spaced to frame and hold your head in place as you rest your chin on top of her
>her tail is almost always gently yet firmly twirled around your wrist or bicep
>sits indian style in nothing but one of your oversized t-shirts and your favorite style/color panties with her wide hips flush against yours

>> No.16434235

For general subjects? Hakutaku.

For more specialized subjects? A Lich who is dedicated to said subject.

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>> No.16434245

Ghoulmas, update line 976.

Sorry for the wait, it drew out longer than I anticipated. Oh well, nothing wrong with dragging christmas cheer into mid January I hope. Let me know if the ending feels a bit anticlimactic, if you'll excuse the pun. Any way, Hope you guy enjoy it. As always, comments and criticisms are more than welcome.

>> No.16434258

Hellhounds strike me as the type who don't like being sneaked up on. I bet she would grab you and pin you to the ground out of reflex before realising it's you and apologising profusely, and then wrapping you up in a warm cuddle.

>> No.16434259

>freak out the first time this happens because you're absolutely positive you're gonna pop a boner
>she giggles and before you even sit down she uses her contract-mindlink thing to just instantly make you have one
>play her in some versus game and get absolutely trounced because you have a raging hard-on
>Right before giving you a consolation prize blow-job she tells you you're gonna have to learn to git gud while dealing with those kinds of 'distractions'
>On the one hand, nice to know that she will never, ever, ever be weirded out by an awkward boner, on the other you were hoping you could see what the reward would be for actually WINNING a game

>> No.16434260

More gothic Kiki and Doppelganger

>> No.16434264

>implying I'm not going to be hugging her from behind with a grip of iron, nuzzling into her back.

She can try to pin me all she likes.

>> No.16434266

Surpise buttslap a hellhound and run away.

>> No.16434274
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I bet that would only just turn her on

>> No.16434281

Even better. I want to see what she does when I take a plane to fly away.

>> No.16434283

Good god, I want this so much.

>> No.16434289

You know that scene from the Twilight Zone?
That happens.

>> No.16434290
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That's my hope.

Only now do I realize how little art I actually have of Hellhound ass presenting/worship.

>> No.16434295


That can't be g

>> No.16434302
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>OniTengu finally draws Anubis
>She's not a glorious brown tittymonster
I'm not angry, just disappointed.

>> No.16434307

Oh. That's an anon down.

Remember kids, be careful of slapping your waifus ass, because you will pay what you owe.

>> No.16434313

Onis tits have gotten way out of proportion anyway. This is a nice break.

>> No.16434314

I kinda want to slap my Demon childhood friend's ass just to see how she'll pay me back during games and cuddling.

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>Dire Kitsune
>Inhabits on the deepest of forests in Zipangu, spoken about in rumour or myth. Thought to be even older than the current Demon Lord
>Worshipped as the Kami of Foxes, namesake of the Inari
>In her humanoid form, stands roughly 220 - 240 cm in height with a single, golden tail. Legs are digitigrade, similar to the Griffon, with massive paws. Has facial markings like two sets of three whiskers on either cheek
>Often times will be found wearing either an ofuda or shimenawa (binding rope), otherwise completely nude at all times
>Fully capable of transforming into her full fox form, where her size increases to 24 metres tall and long. Can communicate in the tongues of men, but the words will not sync with her muzzle
>Notoriously territorial, can breath great gouts of foxfire that transform human women into Youko, Inari, or Kitsune-Tsuki
>Known as the 'Mofu that Blocks the Sun', a Dire Kitsune will usually never take a husband; In the rare instances this happens, however...
>The soul of their beloved will forever be trapped in her orbit, as a satellite to her Sun
>Through oceans of time they will reincarnate endlessly and make their way to Zipangu, where the DK awaits them, as she always has

>> No.16434316

Hm.. Sudden tailjobs?

>> No.16434318

We really don't have enough art of thiccnubis. I will hopefully be changing that soon.

>> No.16434324
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Other than the jub and that one loli fox, I don't think so. Though it helps that the girls he has drawn are usually predisposed to having huge knockers.

>> No.16434325

>Legs are digitigrade, similar to the Griffon
You ruined it.

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>> No.16434336

Big tits are fine, but not when they're the majority of the girls body mass.

>> No.16434344

Sudden Tailjobs while she pretends she doesn't know what you're talking about with that catlike smug smirk on her face.
Even after she's made you cum for the fourth time.

>> No.16434348

Now that's some next level shit.

>> No.16434356

Not big enough.

>> No.16434358

>slap her ass as she's walking past you
>legitimately surprised, lewd moan
>just smiles at you but you can tell she's hatching a scheme now
>later on, playing single player game while she sits in her usual spot in your lap
>out of nowhere she slowly slips one hand down the front of her shirt, her fingers gingerly inching past her panties and into unseen territory beyond
>her other hand cups and deeply fondles her own breast
>your eyes are on the screen, bewildered as you may be, but you notice out of your peripheral vision that she's turned her head up to look right at you, her crimson eyes boring into your brain
>you can feel the heat around you rising as she works herself up, her fingers deftly plumbing her depths while she man-handles her own braless breasts over her shirt, tweaking her own nipple
>breathing VERY heavily, eyes looking desperately at you, her tongue lolling out of her succulent lips, sweat beading on her as she starts to moan and whimper
>start to turn to look at her but she takes her hand from her breast to keep you from doing so, locking your head on the screen still as she breathily gasps out 'please don't stop... baby...'
>you're sweating like crazy as you see her return to groping and fingering herself, her tailspade now disappearing down the front of her panties as well as she brings her fingers up to her lips for a moment to taste them before returning them to work, all the while her eyes still fixated on your unwatching form
>Finally she builds to a climax, weakly sighing your name repeatedly as you feel her whole body convulse in your lap
>leans her head up to nibble your neck before standing up to head off to your room, again all out of your peripheral vision
>after what feels like an eternity, you hear a breathy 'your turn baby..." from the bedroom
>scene ends with the TV flashing a big 'GAME OVER' screen, a lamp and a table between the living room and the bedroom knocked over and very loud noises coming from behind the bedroom door

>> No.16434364

I wish I could see comfy dreams like that instead of crazy bullshit. I did see a couple of pretty nice dreams a few months ago, but the character wasn't a monstergirl or anything

>> No.16434386

Cute childhood friend or not, Demons are naturally inclined towards lewdness.

There isn't going to be a surface in that bedroom where I don't fuck her after that.
Someone going in there with a blacklight will wonder how we ended up doing it on the ceiling.

>> No.16434388

No I'm still here. I just remembered that I also slapped that hard snake and the one that had a slap here sign and they went berserk.

Good times.

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>> No.16434402

I wish I had a big bootied Undead of my own. Lovely conclusion Peny.

>> No.16434403

It was the most vivid dream I've had in years. Maybe she's trying to reach out to me? Also headpats a cute

>> No.16434406

>I will hopefully be changing that soon.

>> No.16434409
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Trying to find art that:
>has a monster girl
>features pregnancy
>isn't fucking hyper preg bullshit
is like trying to find a needle in a haystack.
Holy fuck why is there so much of the ridiculous fetish shit aaaaaAAAAAAあああああああああああ

>> No.16434410

I, uh, I'm just gonna stick to my land based waifu.
If I slapped my waifu's ass my hand would hurt.

>> No.16434416
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It's that fucking time again.

>Be you, browsing on the nets.
>Get bored with the usual porn.
>Decide to ask your white knights about posting some tits and vag since they always stood up for you.
>A few moments later, the true horror begins.
>What the fuck, how did genetics screw up this badly?
>There is the A cup Holstaur.
>Then there's the lizardwoman who looks like a cancer patient.
>THEN there's the hellhound, who clit could be mistaken for a dick.

>Be Anon again, that is never going to change.
>Wind up in Zipangu.
>Which is monster girl version of Japan.
>Up and including the cultural awkwardness.
>Yes, this includes the game of train grabass.
>But you sir weren't going to put up with that shit.
>Not today.
>So you grabbed the THICCIEST newspapers.
>Today you're prepared.
>You get on the train along with the other fine folk in a meaningful fashion.
>Same has usual, the place is jammed pack.
>Not even three seconds leaving the station, you feel light pinch on your ass.
>You give the offending hand a hard slap with the newspaper.
>You hear an "ouch!" before the hand reels away.
>That'll teach you to mess with the backseat.
>Again, another squeeze.
>Double slap with the newspapers.
>Two red marks seen on the feminine hand.
>This shit is getting old.
>Another grab, this time, you slap it away with machine gun slaps with your newspapers.
>The hand retreats.
>All was quiet for the next two stops.
>Then, one of the earlier hands was back.
>This time with friends.
>Let's get it on has you ready the newspapers in your hands.
>Be kitsune subway cop on an open air platform.
>It was a nice day.
>Nothing major hasn't happened today.
>The usual rabble that needs to be dealt with, but besides that nothing was going to crap on your day.
>You then hear the usual announcement meaning the train has arrived.
>Everyone starts to crowd around the edges.
>The train is on fire.
>You damn well know trains aren't supposed to be on fire!
>It was also moving faster then normal!
>You could hear audible screaming coming from the train.
"Everyone leave the platform! Now!"
>You shouted out has the other platform officers start shuffling people away from the edge.
>Everyone else starts murmuring about what's going on.
>As the train starts to slow down, you notice that it's rocking side to side violently.
>Some of the windows have been smashed.
>The train despite being on fire, brutally trashed and violently rocking side to side, pulls in neatly.
>"Please have a safe day."
>The loudspeaker announce before the doors slide open.
>As soon the doors peaked open, everyone started to pour out of the doors in a mad hurry.
>The sound was deafening.
>Incubi and sucubi both climbing on top of each other to escape the mayhem that was on the train.
>After a few seconds, the crowds clear.
>Within the train you see only a masculine figure wearing a tattered business suit.
Duel wielding thick pair of newspapers in his hands.
>He turns around.
>He stares at you with blank eyes, before letting out his terrible scream.
>This is going to be a long fucking day.

I would post more, but I've gotta go to sleep.

>> No.16434420

Break it up into multiple posts

>> No.16434423

It's always good to find art of a gentle expectant mother after wading through a galactic sea of shit.

>> No.16434429

Sorry, I'm used to having a two thousand word count.

>> No.16434432

If I slapped my waifu ass she would wrap my hand with her tail and look back at me with a really lewd face.

>> No.16434443

It'll happen when you least expect it anon, and when it does I'm sure your waifu will treat you wonderfully.

>> No.16434448

Well, in my case after the smack, I'd get pounced on by a seven and a half-foot muscly fire newt who just went into heat.

Et vos, Anon?

>> No.16434450
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This is a cat.

>> No.16434456

>"...Babe, have you wanted to try aerial inverted cowgirl?"
>Slowly raise your head from your breakfast
>She's still just sitting there, casually drinking coffee
>No, you can't say you have, also what manner of sluttery is that supposed to be?
>What do you mean 'MMK'?! You can't just lead in with a question like that and...!
>"Hey, unrelated, be home a bit early tonight, ok babe?"
>You're not sure if you're inspired or repulsed by that suggestion given the previous context

>You're home an hour and a half early that night

>> No.16434464

My dragon would use the grip she has on my hand with her tail to down me. After that she'd climb on top, looking me straight into the eyes and release one of those heart-shaped full of pheromones smokes at me, making me inhale everything and get a mind filled with her while she licks her lips and slips her meaty claw inside my pants.

>> No.16434486

My big newt would just combust at this point and just guide my hands to her waist with a grin. Afterwards, high-tempurature intercourse ensues, which causes steam to rise from the immediate surroundings.

>> No.16434501

She'd look better with the MGE styled paws.

>> No.16434511

>It'll happen when you least expect it anon, and when it does I'm sure your waifu will treat you wonderfully.
I guess I'll have to make do with monstergirl dreams being interrupted by presidents from real-world superpowers, alien doomsday weapons, and Mikhail Gorbachev coming back as a terminator cosplaying as Rambo after being thrown on subway tracks and getting electrocuted.

>> No.16434517

Anon, what the fuck?
Does your waifu show up halfway as a love interest?

>> No.16434520
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...Sit down anon. Let's talk.

>> No.16434523

Were you the same anon who dreamed about a Wight but was interrupted by Putin?

>> No.16434526
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I know raijus are not very liked here due to the headpat meme but i would honestly want to marry one and give her plenty of gorgeous daugherus with lots of cuddling and mate pressing involved

>> No.16434531

My big wall lizards would give me some soft strokes and a deep kiss with her super hot mouth. She knows that gets me her like nothing else.
After I'm ready to sail she would turn around and ready herself over my meat pole, showing her glorious ass and that little red spot, saying "All you had to do was ask" before lowering herself and riding me reverse cowgirl.

>> No.16434534

So long as you don't get noogied like that one guy, I'm sure you'll live a happy life.

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>> No.16434545

Cute Demon waifus are love.


That'd better involve her slamming me against the ceiling with her plump ass as I hold on for dear life.

>> No.16434554

You never heard of a noogie?

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>> No.16434571

Goddamit man, my creative abilities are too weak to compete
Well, after some time of furious humping, my beloved scorching gecko would raise me off the ground and gently place me on the bed, giving me a kiss on the cheek. She would the use her burning claws to raise my legs up. Concluding by locking me into the Amazon position.

Hey, her chiseled ass is literally iron.

>> No.16434576
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How do you pamper a vampire? they are immortal,rich and haughty

>> No.16434578

Its where you ball your first, and grind it into someones head. Used both as bully tactic, and endearment.

>> No.16434583

ball your *fist

>> No.16434585

That's exactly what it involves.
And as she flips around to reverse cowgirl with a mischievous grin she says you have to praise/worship her booty or she'll slip out and make you fall

>> No.16434587

wouldnt that hurt the raiju? fluffing her head sounds gentler

>> No.16434588

There was once an Anon who took a shower.
His water heater had blasted,
Which gave him a look oh so dour.
Then he got electrocuted, the end.

>> No.16434589

Why wouldn't my Demon waifu have a soft, plump poundable ass?
Gotta compliment those childbearing hips with an ass to match.

>> No.16434594

>Cute Demon waifus are love

100% true. Also playing completely oblivious/innocent while doing something extremely obnoxiously lewd is fucking DIAMOND tier.

>> No.16434597

As a man with a muscular waifu, I recede my point to you, as soft welcoming glutes are quite nice.
I just like 'em on the strong side, I guess.

>> No.16434599

My dick is rock hard right now.
In return, once she gets off and lets us both down I'm going to pound her ass into next week.
She'll even do the thing where she pretends to escape only to get dragged back into the room for more.
>We're not done yet.

>> No.16434601

I think he was referring to how if he slapped HIS waifu's ass, it would be like iron

Of course Demon waifu's ass is a soft, bubbly thing that you swear speaks to you in your head begging you to grope it, though that could just be your waifu fucking with your contract-link

>> No.16434606

Yeah that was me.

I think I briefly and not very much in detail posted about the one with the aliens and an insanely convoluted plot before, too.
>dream is something about monstergirls on modern earth
>also at the same time aliens are negotiating with the world goverments about something
>I save a succubus from some kind of bio-monster abominations when she was for some reason at an apartment where I was living with a roommate
>roommate comes back and complains about me borrowing his missile launcher without permission again (???)
>meanwhile there's a "Zodiac killer" murdering people based on their zodiac signs
>but the zodiac motive is just a misdirection that he's using to cover up that he's assassinating politicians and other elite that have been bodysnatched by aliens to drive anti-mg sentiments, to cause chaos and make attacking Earth easier, the "zodiac killer" is actually a good guy
>the biomonsters from the start were engineered by the govenment compromised by the aliens
>Zodiac is chased down by government death robots and cornered, meanwhile the alien mothership makes landfall in Mecca, transforms into a giant beam cannon, and sucks in and absorbs all the pilgrims there into it's reactor for fuel and starts charging up and preparing to fire
>the dream ends on that cliffhanger
>I wake up and I don't even know what the fuck I just saw

>> No.16434609

That's exactly what I was referring to.

>> No.16434618

It's my head canon that Demons are the most wildly gifted lewd practitioners, but are terrible at everything else. They are clumsy and unskilled when not handling your body.

>> No.16434620

Oh. I was talking about being afraid of the on the ceiling sex when I called him a coward.
I guess we both miscommunicated a little.

>> No.16434625

By thinking up new, inventive and erotic methods of feeding them your blood. By giving them quality foot and back massages. And most of all, you pamper them by brushing their teeth.

>> No.16434629

That's not a very good headcanon.
If my demon waifu wasn't good at anything but lewd then we couldn't play video games together.

>> No.16434630

Oh wow, then there really was miscomunication here then. That's a little awkward.

>> No.16434637

I'm pretty sure the encyclopedia page makes them out to be pretty damn competent hence the whole 'they think humans are so beneath them that they have to be protective of them', but its still a cute headcanon.

>Honey, you cant just solve everything with a blowjob
>she starts giving you a reality-shattering blowjob
>...Okay outside of THIS SPECIFIC circumstance, you can't solve everything with a blowjob

>> No.16434638

While my Hemidactylus frenatus goes up and down on my dick, I would quickly grab and play with her lewd tail, making sure to lick the tip and stroke her sensitive underside, which would make her get even hornier and say even lewder things.
After a good session of teasing and pounding her insides would get hotter and hotter, her body showing signs that she will soon come with her mind lost in pure pleasure. And with one final thrust, her whole body would arch back, her tail would wrap itself around my playful hands and she would release flames in the air along with a loud, lasting moan and a squirt of her feminine dragon juices while I paint her insides white with my semen.

I should go to sleep.

>> No.16434641

My bad man.

>> No.16434643

but she's endearingly bad at them. She always looks at the controller, or lets the game frustrate her, or loses herself to the controller vibrations.
Pretty much what I pictured.

>> No.16434652

>you ride her much that she walks limp next morning with a VERY pleased face

would demons with big butts love being groped every morning by husbando?

>> No.16434659

>Drag her back into the room
>"W-what are you gonna do to me, anon?"
>Instinctively feel the mental link open up, she's up to something
>start going to town on her, but can tell she wants you to do something else
>I-I'm gonna f-fuck that ass...
>Wave of mental pleasure coming from the link almost makes you cum on the spot
>"Aaah... what else baby?"
>Essentially eggs you on to say lewder and lewder and more derogatory things through mental orgasm shenanigans until you're both ahegaoing messes

>> No.16434675

It would very quickly become so expected that if you didn't she would actively worry and be concerned first for your health and then self-conscious that she did something wrong

>Baby I am so sorry, was it the weight I lost? I can absolutely put more on if you want
>Was it the thong? It was the thong wasn't it? I knew I should have worn the black one, white was a terrible choice
>listen, baby, if there's anything I can do to make it up to you please, please, please let me know, I'm sorry and I just want you to tell me what I did wrong... do you wanna feel it now? Please feel it now, here, tell me where you want me to put it...

>> No.16434684

I just want a big rear vampire to have wing hugs and squeeze her plump rear any time she gets haughty

even better if she is wearing underwear or lingerie one size too small for her waist

>> No.16434688

>all this Demon love
I just want a thick Hathorite Demon onee-san, is that too much to ask for?

>> No.16434690

Given my waifu is capable of whupping my ass I don't think that works.

She's going to need to walk close to the walls to keep herself standing upright the next morning.

How would she react to being told I didn't grope her that morning because I was entranced by how cute her face was?

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>Undersized clothing on a plump bootied girl

>> No.16434697

As my searing reptile indulges herself in our amorous procreation, she leans onto my chest. As her breast press up to me, her rising warmth broils into to an erotic inferno and her hips move to and fro with savage abandon. As her tail swings broadly, I wrap my arms around her and further pull her into me. As our labored breaths exchange unto our bodies, We tighten our grips to our very limits as we both combust together, as our bodies twitch with pure bliss

Fuck man, I just can't compete anymore.
This was an interesting "discussion".
I need to up my writing game.
I need rest man...

Ah, no worries.

>> No.16434701

even alot better if the fabric looks like its struggling to not snap

>> No.16434711

>Her face remains calm but she forgets to close off her mental link
>Simultaneously, you hear in your head the sound of a pounding heartbeat, her voice eep'ing, and smell her lovely scent intensify a bit
>Actually that last one might have been in reality as well
>"Ah, oh, well, that's good to know then, thanks baby"
>She retreats to her room, you assume you'll start sensing her shlicking in a moment but it doesn't come
>decide to peek in on her
>She's hugging the pillow you use and kicking he legs up and down while rolling side to side on the bed, making an adorable sound like the one you heard in your head
>later comes out of the room acting her usual casual and slightly sultry

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>> No.16434717
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My dreams always follow the pattern of "just out of reach" and it's made me hate dreaming.

One time though, when I was about 17, I woke up and felt something I've never felt since. I felt this great warmth, like someone was watching over me, loving me.

What I wouldn't give to feel that again. I'm 28 now.

>> No.16434721
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She turns from the waist to look back at you and grabs a handful of herself asking if it makes her ass look fat

>> No.16434722
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muh heart. Truly this is Demons thread.

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>> No.16434727

Remember to delete off-topic reaction images

>> No.16434729

What are you talking abou, anon? I don't even know proper english.

After my little sunset pineapple finishes This one is for my waifu , she slumps down on top of me, where I reach around and give her a big hug, massaging just bellow her bellybutton where her womb is with the intent of making pregnancy easier. I would then nuzzle and kiss her cheeks, saying how much I love her as she moves her hand back and shuffles my hair, giggling and calling me her dummy.

Good night anons.

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>> No.16434734

what it means if your vampfu got some garlic by her bedside before going to sleep?

>> No.16434737

You're not allowed to make waifus this perfect theres a rule against that

>> No.16434738

It's a cruel world.

>> No.16434742

Ah, it's just that you built up your part, but I got so used to making things brief that I can't reall make short stuff sound good.

Anyways, I hope you have a nice night and dream of your waifu, now if you don't mind, I crave slumber.

>> No.16434743

She gets horny

>> No.16434749
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Fallen Brides translation update. 3,000 words this week. Was going to be more, but I had to format my HDD and I've still got 3 manga to translate scripts for.

Enjoy snake sex, because it's going to continue for something like another 20 pages. (And FB pages are huge.)

>> No.16434751

Fuck you, I'll have my perfect Demon childhood friend waifu if I want.
I'll hold her close every day and tell her how glad I am she managed to find me!
The day she gets pregnant will be one of the best days of our lives!

>> No.16434753

Take care not to burn yourself with your waifu.

>> No.16434758

Ha, Burn ointments son.
And she's a gentle giant anyways, she wouldn't hurt a fly.

>> No.16434759


Oh fuck yes. Best girl coming through.

Thanks dude.

>> No.16434774
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I like big beefy Onis

>> No.16434776

Who wouldn't?

>> No.16434778

Noice! Thanks for your hard work!

>Especially romantic night with Demon waifu
>passionately finish together
>lay down in each others arms
>suddenly both simultaneously sense the faintest, tiniest inkling of a third presence in your mental link

What do?

>> No.16434780

I too would enjoy this.
In all meanings of the word.

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>> No.16434784

>What do?
Probably cry with joy.

>> No.16434786
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that's nice I like cute confused cockatrice.

>> No.16434789

I don't know if I could handle constant yearning like that. I guess I should be happy with viewing entertaning insanity instead.

>> No.16434799

Thats good or bad? i dont really need dhampir brats right now

>> No.16434800


I don't want the dreams to be that way, it's just something to be dealt with. It's frustrating but nothing can be done about it, afaik.

>> No.16434802

>getting a demon pregnant

anon i got some bad news for you

>> No.16434804
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>You will never oil up a big beefy Oni to give you a very lewd flexing show
Kill me now

>> No.16434807

Fuck you anon, my fantasy my rules.

>> No.16434810
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It would be like a dream come true

>> No.16434812

In the MGE that's not an issue.

>> No.16434815

The obvious nature of MGE being that literally everything can get pregnant aside, don't demons in other mythologies also constantly get pregnant all the time?

>> No.16434820
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>Hmph. Like what you see, Anon?
>Why don't you come closer for a better look?

I need more muscular Oni art. Too much of just fit/toned.

>> No.16434821

How does one become childhood friends with a Demon in the first place?

>> No.16434823

didnt someone stated the more powerful the monster the harder it is to impregnate?

>> No.16434828

Don't make fun of her blue skin or wings, then make an innocuous promise that she turns into a contract so that you'll be bound to her when you both come of breeding age.

>> No.16434830

You just do.
Start from >>16433838

>> No.16434832
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Yeah, Demons would honestly be one of the harder ones to do so but by no means impossible

Demons also probably are one of the quickest to steer you down incubization.

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big smug onis

>> No.16434836

I know that monsters in general are perpetually horny because it's harder for them to reproduce, so hornier = harder to impregnate would stand to reason. Would also explain why there's only a small handful of Lilims instead of the world having already been completely terraformed.

>> No.16434842

Too big. Anything over the 8' mark is too much girl to reasonably handle.

>> No.16434848

I want to fight that Oni.

I don't care if I walk away from it with a broken arm, fractured ribs, a dislocated jaw and almost every shred of pride I once had demolished. I still want to fight that Oni.

>> No.16434850

>that guy at the stand
how do you think the girl in the orange shorts would react if he told her that she looked very pretty?

>> No.16434854

i think shes just about right, maybe a little bigger,

>> No.16434859

Anon, any taller than that and you'll be able to eat her out standing up. And at that point her fingers are probably gonna be bigger than your dick.

>> No.16434860

Jesus fucking christ

>> No.16434862

Oh baby, delicious snake goodness.
Thanks for the hard work.

>> No.16434863

good, femdom should result in complete smothering, ahouldnt even be able to see me under her, should look like shes just humping the bed

>> No.16434865

I'm confused as to what happened here

>> No.16434867

I know right?

Anon slapped his Demon Waifu's ass and she responded by teasing him and masturbating while cuddled up to him to turn him on.
Then she went to the bedroom and snapped the final straw that was keeping anon from fucking her senseless for the rest of the night.

>> No.16434868

So, would monster pheremones be a big black market thing?

Men spraying false 'claiming' pheremones on themselves so monsters dont rape/molest/etc em.

>> No.16434881

Can you imagine the anticipation on her end knowing, and in her case mentally feeling, just how on the edge husbando was to coming in there and ravaging her? Just looking at that closed door and laying down on the bed getting ready for it?

>> No.16434886

probably the same kind of feeling anons would get in the same situation, but reversed.

>> No.16434887

I want to be kidnapped by a horny vampire and be made her plaything for those days of sexual frustration

>> No.16434895

I want to be husbando'd by a horny jinko and used as a daki in between chufffuckings

>> No.16434900

How pelvis suicidal would be to blue ovarie an aphopis? >>16434887

>> No.16434908

Anon, that's how you end up in traction.

>> No.16434916
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>Demon wife wants to have a 'normal' date day
>Wears a nice dress & everything
>Heading out to the car, she pretends to drop something
>Bends over, you see she has no panties on
>All day she hides horriby lewd acts as completely innocent things
>Go out for lunch, sitting in the booth together
>She holds onto your arm while stealthily guiding your hand to her already moist snatch
>Out and about, her tail will flick up and gently caress your crotch
>She takes every opportunity to give you a peek up and down her dress when nobody else can see (she left her bra home, too)
>Afternoon movie, she insists on sitting all the way in the back
>She whispers about all the naughty stuff you love to do with her
>She even plays with you (and herself) a bit, but doesn't get you off
>Get home, she cooks dinner in naked apron while pretending nothing is going on
>Trying to chill on the couch, clear your head
>She comes out in a skimpy, see-through lingerie top and black lace panties
>Sits in your lap, pretending to cuddle with you
>She's grinding her butt into you through the whole show
>Evenually gives a fake yawn and says she's tired
>'What do you say we turn in early, dear?'
>She gives you a dirty wink a she walks to the bedroom, stripping her few bits of clothing as she goes

>> No.16434927

Ah, just a casual lovey-dovey day with a Demon wife.


>> No.16434936

This kind of makes me want a semen demon, but I must resist because of musclegirls

>> No.16434939

Fucking noice

What manga are you translating?

>> No.16434949
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Why are the "Hellish" monster girls so best?

>> No.16434954

Cause they're so hot.

Now I want casual sinister exhibitionist Demon wife to meet up with Obnoxiously overpoweringly horny/rapey Hellhound

>> No.16434957

Which monster girl would be the most likely to hide in your closet or under your bed?

>> No.16434959
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Because it turns out that black sclera makes them very expressive.

>> No.16434960

Holy shit. Thats lewd as hell.

>> No.16434962

your plans for the afterlife are basically ready to go whenever you kick the bucket

when i die i want my hellhound wife to greet me and introduce me to her family

>> No.16434964

Shes really asking to make daughers right?

>> No.16434965
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After 1000 years I'm finally free!

Time to conquer Earth! Muhahahahaha!

>> No.16434966

what took you so long...

>> No.16434967

>Hey Anon, what's cookin'? Wanna do some stuff?

>> No.16434968

i want to pull of her seal because I hate my pelvis

>> No.16434973
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Hellhounds are the only ones I really care about. Fuck I love Hellhounds.

What kinda stuff?

>> No.16434974

>Get in the bedroom practically slavering
>She's pretending to be actually be asleep
>she smiles to herself as you launch yourself at the bed
>'Fuck, I'm good'

>> No.16434975

>It was a really heavy door, alright?!

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>> No.16434984


I want to help the cool beauty conquer the world.

>> No.16434985

Alfa! Ushi's escaped! Recruit a team of Monstergirls with attitude!

>> No.16434986

Demons are love anon.

>> No.16434991
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>lets hide 'n seek
>I'm it!
>I'll give ya a 30 second head start
>when i catch ya thats when the fun begins

>> No.16434993

You need a hand with that?
God I love mayadere girls.

>> No.16434998

I want this with a Demon girl.
No mindlink though that's cheating.

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Just wait! In her next form she turns green and is 10 times stronger!

>> No.16435003

Now I can't stop picturing a cute little Automoton girl running around panicking

>> No.16435006
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>You will never play more extreme hide and seek with your hellhound waifu
>You will never let her take one long, good whiff of your crotch before you trek out into the woods and set up camp in the middle of nowhere
>You will never patiently await her to find you and then ravage you all night long

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>> No.16435012

>Aye aye aye! What do we do, DemonLord-on?
>Calm down Alfa!

>> No.16435013

>"Awawawawawa! I need to alert the Paladin Rangers!"
>The Paladin Ranger's 'Crusader Watches' start to beep, warning them of the danger.
>Looks like they'll have to try and get it sorted before class starts!

>> No.16435025

Fucking jamming out here
I knew that eight year old kid was still in me somewhere

>> No.16435027

I thought it was Alpha.

>> No.16435033

>After several hours you begin to move around, hoping that perhaps you've eluded the Hellhound that chased you into the forest.
>Out of what seems to be luck, you found a cabin secluded in the woods that you can spend the night in to evade the cold and the rain.
>After a few more hours you hear something outside. Something large and fast.
>You duck inside the closet and cover your mouth as something moves into the room, sniffing and looking about.
>You dare not look out for fear that it would see you.
>The noise eventually dies down and seems to leave the room as you let out a huge sigh.
>Suddenly the doors fling open and the massive Hellhound stands in the closet's frame.
>Before you even have a chance to scream she picks you up and hurls you onto the bed, quickly tearing off your pants and shirt and pinning you down, her red hot pussy pressing against your rapidly hardening dick.
>"Cau~ght you~"
>The last thing you remember before your world became a whirlwind of nonstop pleasure was the sight of her steaming pussy devouring your penis and her hips turning into a lewd blur as her lips muffled your own.
>Seven days and seven nights later you stumble out of the cabin followed by a very smug, very satisfied Hellhound.
>"Wasn't that fun anon?"
And that's how you met your waifu.

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Do succubi practice the looks they give?

>> No.16435035

>inb4 anon's waifu grabs the shota potions

>> No.16435036

That brings up the question though, would the Zords be Automatons or just regular robots?

>> No.16435037
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Now all we need is recurring the comic relief villains, who come with their own comical theme.


>> No.16435038

that looks somewhat lewd

>> No.16435040

Oh my god! What is she doing to that penguin?!

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>> No.16435043

I want to have a face like that someday.

>> No.16435044
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It's pretty instinctive for them.

Did cutie succubus finally get Anon's massive meat?

>> No.16435046
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I like my devils with slim body,breeding hips and huge rears

>> No.16435051

I want to see Succubi making dumb faces while orgasming.

>> No.16435052

Its like a vaginal gag reflex. Completely natural and instinctual.

>> No.16435055
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Nothing wrong with that, though I prefer mine a bit bluer and with a chest to balance out the butt.

>> No.16435056

>tfw not "SO BIG!"

>> No.16435062

Right now? Mad Bull 34, Sukeban Deka, and one more I can't talk about. Also technically Shut Hell and Shin Mazinger Zero, but translation of the former is caught up to the Japanese release, and the latter is waiting on typesetting because it's a nightmare to work with.

>> No.16435066

You can always impress Mouse Girls or Fairies.

>> No.16435073
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But I like big girls

>> No.16435075
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Does your contract-signed Demon wife allow you to see your soul? Does she keep it on her or keep it locked away in a secure place? Does she shlick with it?

>> No.16435091

My soul's in my body where it belongs.
When the wife's feeling kinky though she'll let her soul mingle with it during sex so we feel each other's pleasure.
Actually causes us to thrust harder, thus amplifying the pleasure even more.

>> No.16435093

It's in both of your best interests that your soul stays firmly lodged in your body. Last I checked you're no lich.
She just gets full command over it.

>> No.16435094

I don't think she actually takes your soul, anon. It's more that your soul is just bound to her. Though I'd be curious about what that would do to you if she did that.

>> No.16435097

I'd prefer to keep it inside me.

>> No.16435102

>When the wife's feeling kinky though she'll let her soul mingle with it during sex

Would that cause a recursive loop of pleasure?

>> No.16435103

Power Rangers is dumb and so are Ushi-Onis.

>> No.16435104

>It's more that your soul is just bound to her.
>Turns out her soul and yours are shaped like half-hearts

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>> No.16435110

Keep reading anon.

>> No.16435111
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Are Shogs Demonic in any manner?

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Same, I just hope mamonobama makes my dick proportionate to her large body

>> No.16435124

Shogs are Chaos, so it's kind of like Demon+.

>> No.16435125

They're CHAOS demons, so they fall under an entirely different hierarchy.
Something tells me Demons would be wary of Shoggoths because of the whole 'overprotective of their husbands' thing and the inherent kinda unknown nature of Chaos.

>> No.16435131
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I love how soft the artist is able to make her tits look in that pic.

>> No.16435169

i really want a hellhound to make me heart pupil
thats allowed right?

>> No.16435174

Yes. Yes it is.
There's absolutely nothing wrong with a big strong monstergirl fucking you cowgirl while your legs wrap around her waist and she grins at you lewdly.

>> No.16435175
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>"You promised, babe!"
>Fuck that, you're not doing this
>"Cmon baby, pleeeeease?"
>"...I'll let you ceiling bang me again if you do"
>You both do a choreographed DBZ fusion dance looking thing ending with your hands doing pic related
>Wouldn't be that big of a deal if she didn't make you wear a fucking magical girl outfit

>> No.16435183

>ceiling bang
My mind and dick are both curious as to what this entails

>> No.16435191



Alot of magic and clever wingwork shenanigans

>> No.16435193

I'm not up to date about Demon physiology, but I think that means she will hanging onto the ceiling with both her fingernails and toenails deep into it, and you are between her and the ceiling.

>> No.16435197
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>> No.16435200

Magic is also slightly involved to lower weight.

>> No.16435201

roach chan with a burger

>> No.16435202

Demon girl, given the whole thread's been about her.
Somethin cute with her lookin up in bed.

>> No.16435203
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Gundam if Gundam were Automaton.

>> No.16435204

mighty morphing monster girls?

>> No.16435205

Big tittied Sahuagins

>> No.16435206

Draw an Apsara teaching A bunch of MG's with big clawed feet how to dance

>> No.16435207

Draw an alp with cowtits losing balance and falling down due to the weight of her mammaries.

>> No.16435209

Black dragon waifu, Shoggoth nun, or Demon playing video games lewdly.

>> No.16435210

Big. Fat. Lilim. Spadetails.

>> No.16435211

A Gundamaton?

>> No.16435212

Something with the cute Demon childhood friend stuff in the thread.

>> No.16435214

>Demon playing video games lewdly
Yeah, this >>16435197

>> No.16435216

No anon, the monster girls would be the bad guys.

>> No.16435217

Demon girl

>> No.16435219

Whatever you draw, do it your own style.

>> No.16435220

Something with a Kunoichi.

>> No.16435221

yes and?

>> No.16435223

Either a succubus in a track suit or a MILF salamander

>> No.16435228

>Lilims depressed about /mgt's opinion

>> No.16435229


>> No.16435233

So they can't be the rangers.

>> No.16435235

A loli Kobold wearing a ball gag!

>> No.16435245

Hey, did you know that i've changed my mind and that LILIMS ARE SHIT AGAIN?

>> No.16435256

A Cockatrice excited that it's the Year of the Rooster!

>> No.16435261

MILF bodied Ignis

>> No.16435263
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>I guess im not sleeping tonight

>> No.16435266

use your post number to decide.

>> No.16435267

Sounds hot

>> No.16435272

Glad you enjoyed it, anon.

>> No.16435284

No problem.

>> No.16435286

Hellhound flexing her abs!

>> No.16435287

Draw your Mantis with fuckhuge titties while we're at it. Mantis' have been drawn as flatty flatties for ages now.

>> No.16435293

Why are dragon maids so comfy?

>> No.16435294

Renault the OC Steelim!

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>> No.16435315

But if a Mantis has large breasts, she won't be able to sneak or hunt properly!

>> No.16435319

That's lewd

>> No.16435328

More like Ba'al.

>> No.16435348

Have you any wool?

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>> No.16435382

Ein Prost! To mofu everywhere!

>> No.16435403
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>> No.16435419

Draw all of the above in a single bed with the covers pulled up tight.

>> No.16435434

Why do lilims/demons with THICK FUCKING TAILS sounds so god damn great?

>> No.16435437

Because deep down you know you want to suck on them.
And I'm writing that! Aha! Aha! Aha!

>> No.16435443

>compulsively refreshing email inbox every few minutes for commission updates
Hello darkness my old friend.

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>> No.16435448

Curb your enthusiasm, anon. Do some squats.

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Desire to know intensifies

>> No.16435449

Embarrass an abnormally thicc tailed Lilim via teasing her tail to an extreme? I'd do this.
Dig the tongue in the creases of her thick tails spade

>> No.16435450

It's too late at night for squats anon.

>> No.16435452
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I wanna milk that blueberries blueberries.

>> No.16435453

Oh I'm just doing a short little thingie where a guy is blackmailed into becoming an Alp's bitch.
No it isn't, I sometimes exercise as late as ten PM!

>> No.16435454


>> No.16435455

>No it isn't, I sometimes exercise as late as ten PM!
Anon it's 1:30 am. Too late for squats!

>> No.16435456

And nothing of value was lost either way.
Past midnight means it's early! And the early bird gets the Wurm!

>> No.16435460
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Still sounds fun though

>> No.16435462

>Past midnight means it's early! And the early bird gets the Wurm!
I don't care for Wurms, so that's just fine.

>> No.16435463

What's there to be disappointed about? It's more humiliating and shameful that way.

>> No.16435464

Just would sound better with anything other than an alp. Oh well.

Squeeze, kneed, fondle, massage, caress, smother and gently kiss at the end

>> No.16435468

If you ever need a passing grade just ask your monster girl teacher, I'm sure she will be VERY happy to help you

>> No.16435473

>with anything other than an alp
What do you want? An Amazon? I could do an Amazon.

>> No.16435477

Actually, go with alp. I'm curious now to how you subject anon to this humiliation.

>> No.16435478

No, an alp is fine.

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>> No.16435492

Do it! I want to laugh and watch weak men get their deserts.

>> No.16435498

The idiom is "just desserts", you nincompoop.

>> No.16435503

I want that, but replace the girl with a MGE demon and replace the cushion with my lap.

>> No.16435516
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Were I a drawfag or had one tied up in my basement, I would. Though this is closer to how I like it.

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>> No.16435526

Noice! I like the hair, and nice smug goin on

>> No.16435527
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>> No.16435529

Oh you scamp

>> No.16435530


>> No.16435548



Goodnight y'all o/

>> No.16435551

You're pretty great, Snib.

>> No.16435552


Fuck. My brain is not working at all right now, my apologies.

>> No.16435555

Night mane. Good shit.

>> No.16435556

Ooh. Curse you Starless for making me like this so much.

>> No.16435557

N-no u

>> No.16435561
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>I forgot to draw wings

>> No.16435563
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>i didnt save the picture as a sai.

>> No.16435576

Given that particular demon was probably chilling on a couch, she probably just retracted them or something.
It's fine man.

>> No.16435577

Bless you for bringing snake sex to all us

Pheromones would arouse you so hard you'd go out of your way to find a monster girl and have sex with her

>> No.16435583

I recall a college roommate selection pic with this art being used. Had a fellow named Rupert as a choice as well. Anyone happen to have it? I have a makeshift harpy chick greentext in return.

>”Lookie there dumplin’. That there’s a bird.”
>”Yep. Bird. Can ya see wut the bird’s doin’? He’s peckin’ the ground to find food.”
>”Peck peck.”
>”That’s right. And we’re harpies. Kind of like birds ourselves. Can ya tell me how?”
>”Good on ya, dumplin’. Was expectin’ wings but sure, those too. … Hey, whatchu doin’ now?”
>”Peck peck!”
>”Wait just a-!”
>”Awww no, c’mere, c’mere. Ya scratched yer face up but good. Let’s getcha cleaned up quick now.”

Oh good. The kidnapper has more translated.

Thanks for your work. I don't read anything past any implication of the start of corruption but thanks for your work.

>> No.16435593

>anon gets angry that she plays on easy mode
>this gets her more aroused

>> No.16435609

I hope no-one forgets that the Demon from the greentexts was good enough at video games to curbstomp anon in Smash and Street Fighter.

>> No.16435612

Lewd Demons are great but I'd rather have a wifely Devil
Both is the best though, I wonder if they'd get along or fight over you

>> No.16435614
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>All this love for demons

>> No.16435617

she does it on purpose to piss anon off because she thinks thats cute.

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...on Earth as it is in Hell, amen.

>> No.16435627

baa to you too, also selling any blankets?

>> No.16435628

Demon childhood friends who track down their friends who they signed a precocious marriage contract with are the best.

>"Ano~n! Can you help me with this pa~rt?"
>You can beat it yourself and we both know it.
>"...I'll give you a blowjob while you do it."
>... fuck it, give me the controller.

>> No.16435630

I want to kiss her horns

>> No.16435631

>Demon childhood friends who track down their friends who they signed a precocious marriage contract with are the best.
I smell a story!

>> No.16435634

The story's already kinda in the thread anon.

>> No.16435638

She can't sell a blanket made out of her wool to a stranger
What if you masturbate while covering yourself with it? She won't ever be able to get married after that

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>> No.16435673

To basically sum it up:
>Anon and Demon are childhood friends around 5/6 years old.
>Anon has to move away because reasons.
>Demon tries to make a contract with Anon that if she can beat him in hide and seek he stays.
>His parents find him and move away before he can say goodbye and before she can find him.
>Years pass, anon is now 21.
>She finds him somehow and he suddenly remembers the childhood contract, which she still has.
>She completes it since she finally found him and beat him at hide and seek.
>They cry in eachother's arms for a bit before having a mindblowing first time together.
>Anon ends up with a cute Demon waifu who wants to catch up on all the fun they missed out on while also having a lot of kinky sex.
And that's the story of my waifu.
No joke, no hyperbole, Demons are my #1 girl now.

>> No.16435708

Sounds like a cute waifu
Is she the types that want to become a proud mother and wife or does she just want to spend time with you?

>> No.16435728

She wouldn't mind becoming a mother, but for now she just wants to spend time with the childhood friend who was unfairly taken out of her life.

>> No.16435737

>Missed middle, high school and most of college
You have a lot of catching up to do
I hope you aren't allergic to blueberries because you'll be eating them breakfast, lunch and dinner

>> No.16435741

What act of sluttery is this?

>> No.16435749

You say that as if gamer boys don't lick their controllers for views and likes

>> No.16435760
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So I heard you like the girls of Gehenna.

>> No.16435766

I don't know what's better, demon or a grown up devil.

>> No.16435768

I think I said earlier that there won't be a surface in my room that me and her don't fuck on.

>> No.16435769

>grown up devil
Wonder what that would look like.

>> No.16435780

Can she kill me and make it quick and painless.

>> No.16435782

A skinny christmas cake with pigtails.

>> No.16435785

The South but with Monster Girls

I bet Not!America in MGE is fun. Pirates in the Caribbean, Cowgirls in the West, Haughty Plantation Owner girls in the South, and spooky Lovecraft girls in the New England.

>> No.16435788

I for one see no reason not to enroll at Miskatonic University.

>> No.16435789

doesnt that mean i'd have to marry her?

>> No.16435790

And literally all I can think about is Blue Exorcist.

>> No.16435795

Disgusting. That's not grown up at all.
Very similar to a Demon just with a more down to earth demeanor and slightly more tempting

>> No.16435800

Why is she playing violin? Did a Gandharva tell her that boys are sluts for musicians?
She shouldn't listen to birds

Yes it does
Or just promise you won't do anything lewd with her wool

>> No.16435801

marriage is easier

>> No.16435805

Exactly! Stick to demons, they'll ara ara you right!

>> No.16435809

Or a CC Devil who just doesn't have a bottom of theb barrel shit tier hairstyle.

>> No.16435813

I don't think one of those exists.

>> No.16435816

Yeah, right next door to the 7' Baphomet with tits that would make a Holstaur green with envy.

>> No.16435820

Even in the kitchen?

I can admire your love for sheeps
Thinking about it she'd probably be happy to learn that someone does perverted things with her wool, she might not want to sell any of it to other people though

>> No.16435831
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Wake up, we're here. Why are you shaking? Are you ok? Wake up. Stand up... there you go. You were dreaming. What's your name?

>> No.16435833

Tell me where this neighborhood is and I will live in it.

>> No.16435834

It's not a violin, it's a fiddle.

>> No.16435843

Why don't you have a fucking nose?

>> No.16435844

Hi, I'm Tiffany.

>> No.16435850

I see nostrils.

>> No.16435861

I'm not sure if it was brought up last thread or the one before, but the topic of dire MG's that usually aren't dire seemed really fun. Do any of you Anons have a waifu that aren't usually seen as having a dire form? What do they look like as a dire? Does anything about their personality change?

>> No.16435864

Is there a difference between a Dire P'Orc and a P'Uruk-hai?

>> No.16435865

I bet loli-only species do have some extremely rare CC mutations but it's better to ignore them unless it's your absolute dream to have a 2 meters tall stacked Redcap bury your face in her tits

She still shouldn't listen to birds

>> No.16435873

Tits and whatever works for you as a "prettier face"

>> No.16435883

Dire Mindlflayers do exist in D&D
I dont particularly care for them so I forgot most of their traits

Dire Atlach-Nachas would be a fucking nightmare, I'd rather have the regular cute loli

>> No.16435913

I'd assume they're already covered by Dai-Tengu.

>> No.16435916

I just woke up and now I'm thinking about how much demons would want to break through dimensions and cuddle, kiss, nuzzle and things like that with the whole thread.

>> No.16435921

I can't help but think of Nyotengu when envisioning what a Dai-Tengu looks like
How do you imagine them?

>> No.16435922

We must chant the chants and maintain the warding spells.

>> No.16435934

I don't really want demons I just want a cheshire cat and sleep with her until noon every monday, then eat lasagne with her.

>> No.16435938

Don't break it up into multiple posts, now its all neatly collected.

Or just do whatever you want.

>> No.16435957

Just because one stupid cartoon cat loves lasagna doesn't mean a Cheshire Cat would love it too
Just eat sweets and drink tea just like all the other Wonderland girls

>> No.16435964


Now it can't be colored at a later date either.

>> No.16435971

You are going to get at least a hug and a thank you.

>> No.16435979

I don't know if dire liches exist. If you go with D&D demi-liches would be their dire form and it would be hilarious to have a floating lich head as a waifu.

>> No.16435983
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>slept though most of the demon love

>> No.16435984

Bigger in all areas, with more majestic wings with softer feathers with slight silver undertones. Their talons are sharper and have four toes instead of three. They have a poofy "collar" of feathers around their neck so they can strut around and look stylish to boys and the regular tengu. They love to grandstand about being ALL-POWERFUL AND KNOWING TENGU FROM THE DEPTHS OF THE MOUNTAINS to get what they want.

>> No.16435988

No rest for the wicked.

>> No.16435992

Give her love now. It's never too late to appreciate good girls.

>> No.16436000

Maybe Liches with bombshell hourglass bodies that have overwhelming power?

>> No.16436018

Damn son. Almost gets me into Tengus!

>> No.16436020

Might as well drop something I was daydreaming about the other day then.
>accidentally summon a demon while trying to do an unrelated spell
>she's polite, helpful and will never stop smiling but there's one issue
>she won't stop calling you onii-san and helping you with the most mundane of tasks
>when called out on it she just ruffles your hair, smiles and says that she wouldn't want her beloved onii-san to get hurt
>she's really 2000 years old and incredibly smug on the inside, humouring you like this amuses her
>although she makes up for it in bed and completely spoils you, doing anything you want within reason
I'd sell my soul for a demon like that.

>> No.16436029

I would enjoy a super stacked shortstack tengue with bed head.

>> No.16436040

Do you have any random small facts about your waifu? Just some tiny details.
Like, what's her favorite food?
What's her favorite fruit?
What eye color does she have?
Her favorite color?
Her hair length?
Does she have a hobby?
Does she play some games? If so, what is her favorite genre?
Or maybe she's more into sports?
Something else that you can think of?

>> No.16436046

She drools on her pillow. She doesn't know that, but I do.

>> No.16436073

every time I read these I'm happier then I die a little inside.

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>> No.16436079

She has noticeable scales on her cheeks and she's pretty conscious about it.

>> No.16436085

I've felt that way a lot today as I was contemplating my love of all things kitsune.

>> No.16436089

Demons are evil rapists who make unfair deals! Don't trust them or love them!

>> No.16436094
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>vulva rubbing the back of the head intensifies

>> No.16436096

It's not that unfair once you realize that the one managing the deal is also your wife.

>> No.16436101

Not today, I have a headache.

>> No.16436111

These threads are a double edged sword, bringing happiness and depression at the same time.

The world just isn't fair.

>> No.16436122


When the demon lord sends its people, they're sending their best. They're sending demons that have lots of libido problems, and they're bringing their lust to us. They're bringing charm magic. They're bringing hypnosis. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people,"

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It's not funny when he's got nukes.

>> No.16436128

Tsun wolves are for being overly affectionate to!

>> No.16436131

Tsuns are for leaving unrequited.

>> No.16436142

I can taste the musk of death on my breath, and I just can't seem to bring myself to care.

>> No.16436143

That sounds great
I hope KC does something like this, especially the puffy collar and silver shades

>> No.16436162

Reading these questions made me imagine how it'd be to teach a feral monster girls about a life of comfort

Can you imagine showing your TV to a wolfu and cooking her an hamburger? She'd be so happy that she would forget all the lonely cold nights she spent in the wild starving

Eventually they'll give in and show their love, keep up the good work anon

>> No.16436178

They are for teasing and spoiling until they go on a rant while sporting heart pupils!

Gotta chip away bit by bit

>> No.16436179

you know what would be nice?
A submissive griffon.

>> No.16436182

Want me to answer all of those? Sure.
>Spicy meat cuty
>Long, she uses a ponytail
>Mountain climbing and sky diving
>Yep but she plays casually, she likes adventures, rpgs and action
>Any sports. She is pretty competitive

She also scratches her back and butt with her tail.

>> No.16436201

What do you mean?
How would she protect her treasure then?
The only way I see possible is that when you try to steal it she begs you to not touch it and instead steal her virginity

>> No.16436215

You know what would be nice? Griffon maid.

>> No.16436218

But that's the role of the dumb flying lizards.

>> No.16436230

Could be good

She's sub to her husband and no one else

>> No.16436286

She can spot the smallest stain from 200 meters away

Then how does she meet with her husband if not by raping him?

>> No.16436291
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>Swim-MING! Swim-MING!
Winter is pool season, right?

>> No.16436299
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God I wish I had an Anubis daughteru to hug right about now...

>> No.16436309

The pool is for babies
I'm gonna swim in the abyss and get taken by creepy chaos girls

>> No.16436313

Probably does some test of heart crap that, when she finds someone who passes, she becomes submissive to.

>> No.16436327

So you want her to be a female lizard?

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>> No.16436340

Cockatrice in red spandex racing a Cockatrice in yellow spandex.

>> No.16436342

"You can't hid in there forever Anon. Just accept my love!"

>> No.16436353

Is she delivering mail?

>> No.16436355

More charon when?

>> No.16436364


>> No.16436376

No, a female lion bird, get your families checked!

>> No.16436379

>take your litter of hellpups to the pool
>pool quickly becomes a sauna

>> No.16436382

An Anubis giving anon a hug.

I need comfort.

>> No.16436383

Now you got me thinking about a kiki and a griffon chirping at each other.

>> No.16436390


>> No.16436397

Ah yes, Auran, the secret language of birds.

Such a soothing sound

>> No.16436400

She's a lizard deep down

Be careful when the chirping starts to get too loud it means the Griffon is about to roar and make the Kiki cry again

>> No.16436401

I don't think it will be soothing man, kikis are half big dogs and griffons are part big cat.

It will be angry bird noises.

>> No.16436407

Heck yes!

>> No.16436422

What does that even mean?

Will there be ruffled feathers and thrashing tails?

>> No.16436430

Kikis can bark and howl, it's going to be a tough battle.

Yep, their fathers will stand up and get shaky.

>> No.16436432

From where did you take this clear pic?

>> No.16436433

>demon talk continued after I went to bed
>even got a few images too

I did good last night, waifu.

>> No.16436435

I don't even know anymore
Griffon might be full of pride but it doesn't seem out of their realm to be submissive to their loved one unlike Dragons who are too haughty for that

>> No.16436438

No, you already have Dragon.

>> No.16436445

Yes it does, go with the female lizards.

>> No.16436449

Ah yes, we were expecting you. There are a few ways we can do this and the

>> No.16436463

>Griffon vs Kiki
>Chirping, roars and bark for hours
>Feathers flying everywhere
>They only stop once Anon orders them to
>He asks why were they fighting
>They don't know, it just started all of a sudden

>> No.16436466

Someone should get their shakey fathers back in their chairs before they hurt themselves

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>> No.16436492

I don't know if anyone would get even close to them. They will stuff out heir chest and do that intimidating puffy thing that some birds do.

I guess in the end they are all chikens, falling to the superior power of the cock!

>> No.16436507

>Intimidating puffy thing
I'd be very intimidated, especially if they have large breasts

And please don't ever make such a terrible pun/joke or the Kiki will have to wash your mouth with soap

>> No.16436522

>Vampire wakes up in foul mood during sunny mornings

how can i make her mornings better?

>> No.16436527

Oral sex

>> No.16436531

Of course they have big breasts. They even get some perky nipples to help intimidate one another. There is no knowing which one will win.

They would probably chirp and peck me for that bad pun. Looks like it didn't fly very well.

>> No.16436548

Probably just in a foul mood

>> No.16436553

>Kiki and griffin press their chests against each others' in an attempt to intimitheir rival while growling

This pleases MASTAH

>> No.16436561

A long, intense kiss with a lot of tongue twirling
Or this >>16436527 but be rough with it

>Perky nipples
The ultimate tool of intimidation, I wonder how they'd react if you weren't intimidated and played with their nipples instead

This is the kind of stuff you say when you want your Kiki maid to be ashamed of you

Please don't encourage them

>> No.16436588

Why not?
The girl with the bigger bust wins, after all.

I mean, it's not like I'll start sneaking the loser holst milk so she can get the upper hand.

I promise

>> No.16436597

Wurm will never lose! NEVER!

>> No.16436602

She'll never win either.

>> No.16436613

Birds are elegant and fragile creatures
If you want barbaric breast fighting go watch bull fights

She loses to the dick .Always.

>> No.16436616

They don't fight, they just press them against each, maybe with a little growling, before backing off once one has obviously displayed her superior chest size

>> No.16436628

Nice meme

>> No.16436634
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I wish i could buy this.

>> No.16436642

That can be arranged then, although there needs to be a more thorough testing done by a breast expert on the shape, softness, areolas, etc...
The best breasts should win, not the biggest ones

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Is she?

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>> No.16436672
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With what body type do you like your vampires?

>> No.16436677

Tall, fit, hourglass, large breasts.

>> No.16436685

>it would be hilarious to have a floating lich head as a waifu.
That would get old so quick

>> No.16436695
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>Suddenly remember the time I had a strange as fuck night terror involving a demon
>It's now 2017

>> No.16436717
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This is fine. Everything is fine.

>> No.16436719

She was just messin with ya.

>> No.16436729
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Smug loli types, of course
The only relevant type of vampires

>> No.16436733

Why is naturalton the only artist on the planet that can draw attractive feet?

>> No.16436735

I like all shapes and sizes for vampires.

That image always makes me imagine the two older vampires grabbing the flat one's legs and holding her wide open for a man.

>> No.16436739

>Demon wife being lewd/exhibitionist out in public with anon as usual
>notices someone being rude to him or insulting him for not being very attractive
>Demon silently whispers something in backwardsLedZeppelin towards him
>Portal opens in the guy's room that night and he's raped by a dozen imps
>Just as planned

>> No.16436747

>mother vampire and older sister vampire preparing little sister vampire for her first time with daddy

>> No.16436756

Maybe but size certainly wins points in my book.

There will be plenty of 'hands on' research though

>> No.16436764

>the older sister gives her a quick finger and puts it on your mouth so you can sample the juices

>> No.16436781

The Vampire family sure is strange

>> No.16436800
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Stop questioning vampire traditions.

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Parish the thought
Eh? Eh? Like a Vampire parish?

>> No.16436817
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Let's talk about desperate old hag Monster Girls

>> No.16436818

This >>16436677

>> No.16436819

Ohh mmy!

>> No.16436826

>missed it again
Well fuck

>> No.16436828

Better to have two older sisters prowling the town and taking their younger sister out for her first time.
>You'll never be an unsuspecting anon beset by three vampire bombshells and dragged into a MFFF 4some.

>> No.16436836

>you go through each position three times as the older ones give the younger instructions on how to do it best

>> No.16436837

Don't let yourself get charmed by them! Careful!

>> No.16436843

>Vampire wife is worried about her Dhampir daughter
>She's super obedient, does the housework and comes home at a good time if she goes out
>One day at dinner a knife slams into the chair inches from waifu's face
>Daughteru still eating her dinner, acting like nothing happened
>Vampire waifu wipes a tear from her cheek
>A tear of joy
>Finally, her little girl wants her dead like a normal Dhampir should.

>> No.16436849

Cue DMC3 soundtrack

>> No.16436855

I dont get it, i had to gently "bully" her mom to make her

>> No.16436860

Anon, she doesn't yet know where babies come from.

>> No.16436862

Dhampirs would actually be good if they acted like Vampires and not like they do.

>> No.16436869

Are there any stories on Set?

>> No.16436873

>not wanting a Hellsing/DemonHunter waifu that everyone knows is gonna get corrupted in the end

>> No.16436876

I don't like subs

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As a man, you should consider it a challenge to be overcome.

>> No.16436897

Way too late for that. Christmas Cakes are love.

>> No.16436904

CC waifus>other waifus

Im going to make my 250 year old CC dragon a mother

>> No.16436906

Don't trust old hags. They're evil and only want a taste of dick!

>> No.16436914

And after they get it they are completely hooked.

Then they fall in love with you.

>> No.16436917

>Soul is as drained as your body
>You're basically dead by this point and their techniques on blood-sucking sex didn't help.
>At least the youngest is a neat eater
>If you look pitiful enough they might let you go
>"And now, sis, its time to work on your restorative techniques. With this, you can keep your man going for days!"

>> No.16436920

Ew! They're old. Get yourself a nice young MG.

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>Fat lactating titties
>On a big Holst at that
Excellent stuff Snib.
I wonder how those lovely blueberries vary in appearance.

>> No.16436926

Is it wrong to want to roleplay a prostitute when having sex with my Demon waifu?
I'm kinda into the degradation a bit.

>> No.16436930

You're the only drawfag I didn't miss.

>> No.16436932

She is pretty young man,she's only 1000 years old!

>> No.16436933

No. That's perfectly okay.

>> No.16436935

Korean MGE2 scans that are up on Sadpanda right now.

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>> No.16436940

That Witch has one of the lewdest bodies I've seen all week!

>> No.16436941

Nothing wrong with a bit of innocent roleplay anon!

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>> No.16436947

I know mine's a little shorter than me with wide hips, big tits and a fat ass.
She's also got her hair in a ponytail.

>> No.16436948

She'd be absolutely thrilled at you taking the initiative for something kinky like that!

>> No.16436951

I just want to look up and see her lewd face as she mercilessly thrusts her hips and calls me a slut.


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7 ft. tall with big milky titties and a plump booty. Fuchkhuge wings are also grand.

As always.

>> No.16436956

Nice. They don't seem to have the old updated girls, sadly.

>> No.16436957

Never wanted a dragon daughteru until now. I wonder if I can get my Wight waifu to raise a dead lolidragon to be our adoptive daughteru.

>> No.16436959

Your Devil is a good girl.

>> No.16436961

Is it really the initiative if I'm asking her to degrade me during sex?
I mean, I'm doing it because it's sexy as hell when she does it.

>> No.16436965

I want to be an ex-worker of a brothel and have my waifu degradate me!

>> No.16436966

Filthy hedonist type

>> No.16436968

Demon, not Devil anon.
There's a difference.
And she was happy to see I was a few inches taller than her since she wanted my lap to be her personal seat.

>> No.16436969

>much darker blue skintone
>very tall and leggy
>lower abdomen tattoo of contract seal
>more nuanced and subtle horns
>well-kept but extra long hair
>proudest feature is her melonous breasts

Is that Childhood-friend-chan?

>> No.16436972

Oh, whoopsie.

>> No.16436973

I didn't want this boner.

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>> No.16436977

That sounds fucking horrible. The idea of zombie dragons disgust me to no end.

>> No.16436985

Well I don't really give a fuck. What are you going to do, stop me?

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>> No.16436991

Your loss.

>> No.16436993

>"You like that? Huh? You like having my pussy be your master? You like being raped like this you slut?"
>Y-yes mistress!
>"Good little slut. I knew it was a good idea to buy you off that Tanuki bitch. That's right! Keep going! More. MORE!"
>"Sorry about that darling, but seeing you in your old work uniform really got me going."

>> No.16436998

I wonder if Demons ever meet up at casual weekly cabals and gossip about their husbands. I know mine would what with her fascination in others' motivations.

>> No.16437000

>Wanting dragons to die just so you can date with her soft and lusty corpse
>Not stopping them before it's too late
I hope you get a sith.

>> No.16437006

>rides your face to climax and throws some change on you before unceremoniously getting off of you and haughtily walking out the bedroom door
>a minute later scurries back in with a towel and wipes you off doting and fussing to make sure you know she didn't mean it and she loves you and it's just pretend and tell her if she was too rough and etc etc

>> No.16437007

Mine would probably ask about where to find some lactation inducing items since she's wanted to try lactation play lately.
Childhood Friend-chan is a kinky girl. Comes with repressing her monster instincts for almost two decades.

>> No.16437008

>Confirmed for not reading
Literally what is wrong with bringing an already dead young dragon back to life to be your daughteru? Nothing. Fag.

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The B.H.B.R.D. (Bureau of Human Boy Research and Defense) needs agents! They want the best of the best!

>> No.16437016

But who the fuck would let a little dragon die? Her parents abandoned her? Was it in an accident? Was she sick?

Not allowed!

>> No.16437019

Accidents and monster slayers happen, bringing her back is just fixing the injustices of the world.

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Ah, I see I see. That would cause a lot of pent up sexual frustration. And she remained faithful to her contract, such as it was, for more than a decade with no link to the contracted? Any interesting travels along the way?

>> No.16437031

>But who the fuck would let a little dragon die? Her parents abandoned her? Was it in an accident? Was she sick?
Who knows. To find the lamenting spirit of the dead dragon requires centuries of research on myth and legend, meeting countless people whose ancient ancestors left trails of the past in spoken word and trdition

>> No.16437035

She was a delinquent during her middle school days because she was angry at the fact that I'd been stolen out of her life.
She mellowed out during high school but then just became depressed and didn't interact with people often.
Once she caught wind of where I might be she started searching. It took her three years to find me.
Worst game of hide-and-seek ever, and now she has slight separation anxiety.

>> No.16437036

Letting dragon girls die is way too rude regardless of their age and attitude.

>> No.16437040

car accident. nobodies fault

>> No.16437044

I doubt they would die of that. Unless we are talking about a japanese truck.

>> No.16437048

I would let a dragon girl die if it meant I could mack on her cold, clammy corpse.

>> No.16437051

Nigger stop throwing agency where it doesn't belong. You don't "Let" an earthquake rek your shit. It just does. Same thing.

>> No.16437054

The poor thing! She's positively blessed to have found you then. I'm sure she cherishes every single moment with you.
You know what I bet she'd love? Surprise her at random intervals by hugging her tightly from behind, turning her around to look at you, and softly whispering "You found me. You won".
That would go a long way soothing her, I'm sure!

>> No.16437055
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Some Dragons die alone and unloved, so becoming a Dragon Zombie is a second chance for them.

>> No.16437059

>something died hundreds of years before you were born
>"you let it happen, this is all your fault!"

>> No.16437060

You can stop someone from dying alone or in an accident.

>> No.16437064

Can Dragons become Dragon Wisps,or just Zombies?

>> No.16437067

Imagine a Dragon Wight or a Dragon vampire. She would be too beautiful and too strong for every dimension.

>> No.16437072

Not if you don't know about it. Not if it happened millennia before your birth.

>> No.16437073

>That spoiler
Anon, that's a good way to get her to hip check me to the ground and ride me senseless.

>> No.16437079

>Not learning time magic so you can save them
I'm going to save each and every single one of them. I'm going to erase zombie dragons from existence.

>> No.16437081

Dragon Wisp would be literal perfection.

>> No.16437085

You're welcome to be a footnote in an ever expanding book of "NIGGER DON'T FUCK WITH TIME" if you like.

>> No.16437088
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Well, for a Demon, tearful sex is best sex! The more fluids the merrier, right?
So, anon... she got a name?

>> No.16437090

Dragon's aren't for loving. They're too dangerous.

>> No.16437091

Anything to save those cuties.

>> No.16437100

You'll fail.

>> No.16437105

Annalise. That was the first name to pop into my head when I thought of her.

>> No.16437106

>Demon asks for a loved one's name
Surely there are no ulterior motives here

>> No.16437113

Oh, that boob-phone meme again. I didn't know it's still alive.

>> No.16437115

You'd timewarp to ruin someone's relationship by erasing their waifu? You're a bad man, anon!

>> No.16437117

>Thumbs twice as thick as the other fingers

>> No.16437119

Lovely. And very pretty. Viel is mine. I hope to hear more about her, the stories in this thread were super fun.

How racist!

>> No.16437122

That's what you think. Just because you aren't able to do it doesn't mean it's going to be the same to me.

Don't worry anon. Being together with a waifu is fated, only this time she'll be alive.

>> No.16437130

>That's what you think. Just because you aren't able to do it doesn't mean it's going to be the same to me.
You'll lose your mind, saving every dragon that ever has or will exist. Sooner or later your perceptions will warp, and you'll be barging into married couples rooms to force the dragon not to swallow that load of cum, but to get cream-pied so her future triplets don't get erased.

>Don't worry anon. Being together with a waifu is fated, only this time she'll be alive.
Undead are better in every single respect and even if you did ruin my waifu my making her alive, She'd gladly kill herself to make things right.

>> No.16437137

>She'd gladly kill herself to make things right

There must be a ton of unexplored options for a fun suicide date

>> No.16437140

>a fun suicide date
Irrumation until she can do it endlessly?

>> No.16437144

Do it yourself and stop guilting others into doing it.

>> No.16437145

>She'd gladly kill herself to make things right.
She won't need to. I will make things right, Anon.

She will be saved

>> No.16437148

You want the transition to be as painless as possible. Cant beat a nice night out followed by some home made undead lamentation soup.

>> No.16437149

Do Yetis, White Horns, Wendigos, Yuki Onnas have modern technology in their snowy mountain regions or are they old fashioned no electricity, no internet, no plumbing?

>> No.16437152

Of course they have modern comforts. They're not savages.

>> No.16437157

She won't need to no, but she'll want to and I'll want her to aswell. You won't take this from me, villain.

>> No.16437160

If you want her dead, then you are part of the problem.

Don't worry, anon. Soon everything will be okay.

>> No.16437161

Most do, there are some that don't.
The internet is slow except for the one that yetis have. Their houses are full of comfort and things to do during a snowstorm.

>> No.16437165

Erotic asphyxiation would be pretty great, too. I'd love to intercrural her as she twitches on the noose.

>> No.16437167

>Walk into cave on mountain for shelter
>Find what looks like a cabin built deep in the cave
>Open door to find a yuki, a yeti, a wendigo, and a whitehorn playing vidya on a comfy couch

>> No.16437170

Welcome to Shangri-La, wipe your feet and close the door behind you.

>> No.16437174

>anon literally kills his waifu with his cock
Now that's a date

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>Don't worry, anon. Soon everything will be okay

>> No.16437181

Drowning her in jizz by cumming in her lungs over and over again over a period of days or weeks would be the best, tho.

>> No.16437186

>killing your waifu

>> No.16437187

I didn't know people here had this kind of fetish.

>> No.16437190
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Please don't bully dead girls or the necrophiles that waifu them!

>> No.16437193

But they are too disgusting!

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>> No.16437197

You're only inviting chaos and destruction. If you yourself don't bring it upon reality, some one else will. Some innocent dreamer will have his dead waifu taken from him, and you'll awaken a rage that should never have stirred.

He'll start small, with his own waifu. He'll correct her immediately, and then he'll use your own methods to reach into the past, undoing your work one by one, until his own efforts twist him, and he starts "Correcting" dragons that were never dead in the first place. You'll have created a monster.

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Dead girls are cute!

>> No.16437200

Sounds comfy.
Hope they have popcorn

>> No.16437204

I'm fine with dead girls, I'm not fine with the actual act of snuffing the life out of your poor waifu even if she does get to come back.

>> No.16437205

Oh no anon, you don't understand. Those "innocent dreamers" won't have dreams at all, the rage will be flayed with them.

>> No.16437208

Just a tiny bit.

>> No.16437211

10/10 Would watch the final showdown from the sidelines with my waifu
>"Whats the motivation behind all this again dear?"
>I dunno, something about zombies and car accidents. Pass the popcorn.

>> No.16437212

If your waifu is a dragon I don't recommend taking her there.

>> No.16437213

They give cold hugs. That's disgusting.

>> No.16437215

Literally every girl is cuter when she's dead. Especially Paladin-chans.

>> No.16437217

If you think that then it clearly means you are brain dead.

>> No.16437218

Nah, the mature Demon from before. Think we're safe.

>> No.16437221

Cold hugs are amazing when you're hot. Warm girls are for cold climates.

>> No.16437226

But what happens when you're cold and you need a warm hug? And a corpse only feels like you're pressing your body on a cold ceramic sink.

>> No.16437229

Ask not what your waifu can do for you, ask what you can do for your waifu

>> No.16437236

>the rage will be flayed with them.
That's what you think. Your hubris will grow, and sooner or later you'll make a mistake. You won't even realize you'd done it until it's far too late.

>> No.16437239

Cut her belly open and fill her abdominal cavity with warm water bottles?

>> No.16437242

He's right though.

Only literal retards get cold. Just wear more clothes. Even in the dead of winter I sweat. I need a cold girl to cling to me and sap my heat away.

>> No.16437243

Dammit Han.

>> No.16437245

Not him, but you could give your undead waifu a sweater or two. That way, when you hug her, she's warm.

>> No.16437247

I like the gumption
The means, not so much, but the pizazz is there

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You need a dead Elf, anon. They're extra cold.

>> No.16437251

What a coincidence. It just so happens that I think Elf-any undead is the best form of undead.

>> No.16437253

>Jeeze honey, and I thought you smelled bad on the outside!
>Sleeping on the couch for the next week

>> No.16437256

You need to but bleach and perfume inside undead so they smell nice.

>> No.16437258

Do Demons still have weddings or is the contract signing the only ceremony they stand on?

>> No.16437259
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Get Gud.

>> No.16437261

>cooling your Moët & Chandon inside your waifu's hollowed-out ribcage
Interior decorator Lich YES

>> No.16437268

A crazy warrior/ancient evil announces to the world that it's on the way to kill/destroy YOU. How does your MG waifu react?

>> No.16437273

>Mario Kart 64
>Wendigo awawas every time she spins out
>White Horn and Yuki are getting into it and shoving each other
>Yeti's winning because she's played it for hundreds of hours with no one to hug in the mountains
>Yuki leaves in a huff after she loses to the White Horn and they're all looking at you to fill her spot

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This is going a bit too far.

>> No.16437278

Come on guy, don't you want to cum all over the outside of your waifu's uterus?

>> No.16437282

Liches always look so stern, like I've forgotten to do my Necromancy homework.

Which I haven't by the way! Really!

>> No.16437284

>Take a number, skank

>> No.16437285

But that's not my name.

>> No.16437286

I've never felt longing like this before.
I might commision some shit once I get a job.

>> No.16437287
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Friendship! Alcohol! Discussing their husbands!

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>Dead elf
>Not chubby elf

>> No.16437291

Oh yeah? Then tell us about the Micmac burial ground, why don't you?
>those dolls
Stay way from voodoo.

>> No.16437293

Wock is a cow!

>> No.16437294

This Elf is going on a diet.

>> No.16437299

>Oh yeah? Then tell us about the Micmac burial ground, why don't you?
>Anon has to stand in front of the class.
>"I... Uh...."
>Lich teacher has her arms folded across her breasts, looking impatient.
>"Micmac, paddywhack, give the dog a bone?.."

>> No.16437300

She has the right idea, French Fries are fucking tasty.

>> No.16437303

Wock is a hot cow!

>> No.16437304

Audibly chuckling

>> No.16437305

I'm not american and if it's not fit, it's shit.

>> No.16437306

>Thousand-yard stare across the mountains
>Is sharpening her old Axe
I think she's taking it well, actually.

>> No.16437312

Not as good as curly fries though.

>> No.16437313

Give in anon, it's a good time.

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Anon will need to see her after class.

And no, not for anything sexual, he will need to copy lines from textbooks. While the Lich teacher stands over him, her heavy breasts casting a shadow over his desk.

>> No.16437316

Mass shivvings.

>> No.16437317

I need expendable money first.
And I won't commision lewd shit that you'll see. Cute domestic shit for me.

>> No.16437323

I want Lich-sensei to spank me!

>> No.16437325

That's fine, any new art for here is good.

>> No.16437327

>that you'll see
You mean you'll keep it secret for yourself?

>> No.16437331

What would a waifu do with a husband voodoo doll?

>> No.16437332

Since someone is inevitably going to ask for sauce:

Elf Can't Diet


Brand new series. Dietitian therapist guy + foodie elf. Second chapter just came out, only first has been translated. It's too early to tell if it's going to be any good or not, so if you're on the fence, probably wait a few more weeks for more chapters.

>> No.16437334

I just need a job first.


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>> No.16437340

Cuddle and dress in cute clothes.

>> No.16437341

>triples the fortress guards
>starts wearing her old scepter on her hip
>could swear we didn't have as many serious-looking Hellhounds patrolling the town last month
>suggests stay-in dates much more often
>feel my soul compelling me to turn back if I get more than 20 feet from her
>always wake up tightly snuggled underneath her, totally engulfed in arm, breast and wing

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>> No.16437344

>I just need a job first

>> No.16437345

There's absolutely no harm in that anon, some things are better kept private! I plan on doing the same with a version of the next commission I'm getting.

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>Not lewd

That's not how monster girls work, anon. This sort of thing is probably what they'd call a "cute" outfit when out shopping at the mall.

>> No.16437355

>Implying my power would be anywhere near 2 or less
Anon pls. She'd have to really gnaw on my dick to get a reaction out of me. The reaction would be cumming all over her cute teeth.

>> No.16437361

Guy who wrote a lot of the greentext about her here. Not looking for commission or anything but if you'll allow it I'd be happy to write more in the future.

>> No.16437362

We should prank Lich-Sensei!

Let's put a whoopee cushion on her chair!

>> No.16437365

Let's masturbate into her coffee!

>> No.16437368

Agreed. If I ever get a lewd drawing done of my waifu, there is no way that I will share it. Call me greedy, but I just find it weird. Especially if I get drawn in it.

>> No.16437372

But what if she's able to sense whose 'spirit energy' it is?

>> No.16437373

That's why we have to do it together so she can't tell them apart!

>> No.16437375

That doesn't sound healthy.

Do it! Ruin her for life.

>> No.16437377

I don't know man, I think we'd both get into trouble.

A-And what if she wants more?!

>> No.16437381

I agree with you anon, I'm fine with maybe sharing some casual nudity like breasts or some semi-lewd bondage outfit or something, but nothing more than that. I don't think I could ever put myself in the picture with them though, that's just a little too self-inserty for my tastes. Also I don't like showing my face to people, especially with what I'd probably be commissioning.

>> No.16437384

Come on, don't be fags. Pants off and let's do it!

>> No.16437386

Alps out.

>> No.16437388

It's not like Lich-Sensei would sexually enslave us to use for chemistry demonstrations or anything!

>> No.16437389

How could an Alp think they'd get away with this?

>> No.16437390

Hold on a second. I smell an Alp hungry for cocks.

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>> No.16437403

Why would an Alp goad boys into masturbating into some else's coffee? If she going to steal it from Lich-Sensei? 'Cause that's a horrible idea.

>> No.16437404

Probably just revive me if they actually manage it.

>> No.16437405

That's literally a death trap Anon. Why would they do that?

>> No.16437410

No I mean she'd use the doll to make me do laundry.

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>> No.16437416

She just wants to see Anon jerk off into a coffee mug.

Lewd Alp.

>> No.16437417


So just having the doll fold napkins and such? That's better, that sounds cute!

>> No.16437419

Give me the uncensored version and you'll find out.

>> No.16437422

I can see where you're coming from, KDF. I've personally got no problem with me being drawn, since I look like your generic 20y/o white dude so it's not super weird, but I guess it makes sense when you put it like that.

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>> No.16437437

>MMF stuff

>> No.16437440

>not posting the full version
There you go.

>> No.16437441

She'll swap them out.

>> No.16437443

>Especially if I get drawn in it.
Pretty cringey to be honest. Like people who photoshop themselves standing next to their waifu. I mean, it's a lesser degree of cringe, but it' still cringe.

>> No.16437479

I'm getting the feeling that one of these guys is an Alp.

>> No.16437480

>mmmmmmmmmmmmmmF stuff

>> No.16437482

Still shit.

>> No.16437483

I it just me or are those abs not feminine enough?

>> No.16437485

I think I'll go with a mask or something to represent me if I get a commission.

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>> No.16437490

Alp detected, you'll not trick me, Steve

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>> No.16437497

God yes

>> No.16437502


Ab licking is one of those fetishes I don't get, it's like those armpit or feet fetishes. I'm not sure whether there's just one or two super-active posters or if ab licking is suddenly a tendy fetish that kicked off in the last few years.

Though I'm not trying to bash anyone for it because I don't want to be one of those "stop liking what I don't like" assholes

>> No.16437519

Poor Alp fell in love with two of her classmates. Thank god she has two holes now.

>> No.16437526

Bellies are cute and fun to kiss, unlike gross armpits and feet

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Pick one
Abs is shit fetish for closet fags

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>> No.16437532

Got any idea for a monster OC?

>> No.16437534

No, I think I'll avoid that one.

>> No.16437535

>Two holes

Anon, I have some bad news... if you think that's what an Alp is... you gay, son

>> No.16437536

Quiet, salty thicc(read:obese)poster

>> No.16437537

>inb4 lilim

>> No.16437540

No. Does she think that I'm a slut that shoves my tongue on any abs?

>> No.16437542 [DELETED] 

Tell me about yourself anon. Why would you wear a mask?

>> No.16437544

Milkmaid Golem.