Monster Girl Thread

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Remember to be diligent in your monster girl studies.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

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Pamper those girls, guys! Pamper them good!

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I want to be a boy idol who gets harassed by horny monster girl fans!

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>>16431774
Been seeing this a lot lately. Wouldn't you rather marry a Monster idol?

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>>16431764
I'll princess my waifu as much as she wants.

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>>16431764
Gonna get all the sweets and cuddles she could want

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I think I finally went too deep today, I had a dream with fucking OC lilims.

I was playing a really hard shoot 'em up game and if I beat it a random lilim would take me under her wings. I was wishing that either Illassa or my OC would get me, but after beating the game all I got was Mari, needless to say I was pretty dissapointed and she was pretty mad when she saw it.
After grumbling a bit, Mari gave me a picture of her masturbating in order to shut me up. I said she was okay and woke up.

Thanks, Mari.

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>>16431547
I can't find any place it has been posted. Do you have a link?

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>>16431791
One day I'll make my OC Lilim super important and cool and everyone will love her.
One day.

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>>16431800
http://pinga.mu/manga/4780082228694272156

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>>16431807
I want a chunky dark elf sorceress to try and capture me while she's wearing too small clothes

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>>16431801
Would be pretty cool if she appeared in my dreams. Guess I'll be waiting for her while I work under Mari's orders.

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>>16431807
Thanks.

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>>16431764
Sometimes, I dress my dragon waifu as a princess and say that she is the only treasure I have and need.

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>>16431791
>be anon in another universe
>join up a random game
>say "hello" to mic
>"OMG R U A GUY?"
>receive shittons of gifts
>start streaming due to popularity
>get loads of donations

This sounds awesome.

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Being a dragon's princess > Most things in life

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I just had this thought about how differently Pharaoh's might wind up treating men then the other MG might because she's been asleep for the past two to three thousand years.

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>>16431842
I would rather just be her treasured husband. Don't really see the appeal in being a princess.

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>>16431841
I think I'd play to be stealthy about finding a monster girl through an mmo.
>start playing game targeted at monster girls
>join a guild full of mgs from my country
>pretend to be a dormouse or something weak and play the game as normal
>eventually become close friends with a monster girl and reveal the truth to her in private messages
I wouldn't even be a slut about it and fish for free items, I'd just want to find a nerdy monster girl who treated me nicely without knowing I'm a guy.

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>>16431877
>Not just saying "Oh yeah, Sorry about the voice. I'm an alp."

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>>16431841
>Gamer boy go home!

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Which MG has the manliest voice?

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>>16431877
I wouldn't even use voice chat, just type things away in a casual way and if monsters asked I would say the truth. I bet they wouldn't even believe me.

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>>16431913
You, right before you alp

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>>16431929
But if I want to use a mic in online games without going all "teehee silly MG stop hitting on me" I can't use myself as a disguise.

Would Hellhounds have a rough voice? I bet they would.

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>>16431951
For some reason I've always seen Hellhounds as having really "Smokey" sultry voices.

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>>16431928
>>16431905

>There are no guys on the internet, so stop using voice changer to sound manly, go LARP somewhere else.

Somehow I would find the obnoxious gamer in female monster edition extremely attractive.

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>>16431958
Yeah but that's rough enough that it might pass for a man with a smooth voice

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>>16431951
You can get a voice changer to make you sound like a loli, then swear a lot like you're 12 and just picked up gaming

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>>16431958
You mean like Dr.girlfriend?

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>>16431967
Who?

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>>16431913
A Jinko.

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>>16431967
Nah. Like the vocalist for the music in Silent Hill. "I Want Love" from Silent Hill 3 is a good example of what I mean.

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>>16431791
I didn't have a dream but i did have the thought of the demon lord and her husband going on a daughter visiting tour.

Going places like Ilassa's city and lescatie.

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>>16431968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQtlTiYtKa0

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>>16431967
That's a 4 pack a day voice, voiced by an actual man.
>every con ever, men tell Doc Hammer, one creator of Venture Bros and voice of Dr. Girlfriend that her voice is strangely arousing to them
>Thanks, I guess

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>>16431967
why did she have that voice?

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>>16431841
>This sounds awesome
Except for the part in which they can become obsessive and kidnap you.

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>>16431979
I'm not seeing the issue here.

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>>16431978
In universe she smoked like crazy, reality she's voiced by a guy.

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>>16431974
I can't fap to this.

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>>16431951
I imagine them sounding loud and a little scary but capable of being kind and being able to force a slightly softer sounding voice if they feel like spoiling their man on a whim.

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>>16431982
She even had that voice in college though

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>>16432008
I mean, I started smoking when I was 15

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>>16431841
Dear human streamers,

Firstly, It's your body and your life you can do whatever you want. I am NOT talking about every single human guy. But some of you have crotch cam, feet cam, pectoral cam. When you are putting on these pg-13 cam shows you are condeming your own gender.

It's really hard to see the damage you are doing but let me explain. You show your abs, you show your ass, you show whatever it is you have to show, and you get monsters coming in to watch your 'show'

What about the human streamers who DON't like that life? You are creating a standard for the men who want to continue showing good gameplay on Twitch.

Show the level of respect for your viewers that you want for yourself. If you are willing to sell out your entire race for a $20 donation then...


SHOW FEET

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>>16432013
>You will never be doxxed by one of your followers
>You will never have to move when you suede my start receiving many letters and lewd phone calls from monster girla

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>>16432013
>New Donation- Message: is it true breast size is really important to guys or is that just a myth?

Keep in mind you currently have 2000+ MG viewers. How do you react?

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>>16432013
I like this art.
>writing a Scylla character
>Literally what I had in mind, just replacing hammer with a wrench and blueprints with a diesel engine
Noice. I'll use this as a character model

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>>16432020
Explain that preferences vary from human to human. Easy.

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>>16432021
Peter, Peter I can see your house from here.

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>>16432013
No one cares about a man's "personality". Men suck at games and their humor and personality is contrived. This is why there are no good male comedians. In short, you can hang yourself on your principles but you won't get more views than the boyslut flashing his abs. Unless you actually hang yourself.

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>>16432025
>that's bullshit, all guys are secretly total size kings Kappa

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>>16432028
I am a lazy man, sometimes, but I'll be writing like 10 characters, cut me some slack

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>>16432031
>>16432020
>>16432013
Now I really want to know what the equivalent to gachimuchi is in this universe

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>>16432041
Meant what I said.

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>>16431967
>>16431958
>Hellhound having a raspy, smokey voice
>Gets pissed if Order knights and peasants ask her if she used to be a guy
>It's really because she tends to exhale plumes of fire when she orgasms, having done it since High School while furiously masturbating to the smell of your clothes

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>>16432047
nervouslaughter.jpg

On a related note, would /humanboygeneral/ have writefags writing about shotas and regular dudes?

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>>16432055
I bet there'd be a Human Fatheru Dyke.

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>>16432020
DFC a Best.

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>>16432055
They'd have arguments about whether the 'gentle' modifier always just meant shorter, softer eyes, more timid etc or if it differed from type of human.

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>The strongest of all monsters

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>>16432068
Well it sure as hell isn't the Dragon.

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>>16432013
I would just show my political ideology
I would go full whore with a crotch cam tho.

>>16432037
>"ch3sh1r3: small tits in 2k17 LUL"
>"Double_DDragon: flatties on suicide watch PogChamp"
>"OmniSucc-a-Bus: ayy lmao"
>"xXx_Gazer_xXx: Flat is best, kys"

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>>16432066
>I want a gentle bara lumberjack
>Gentle
>Bara
>Pick one retard
Then begins a shitstorm

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>>16432085
I want to teach monster how to use the internet because jesus christ those user names.

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>>16432085
>>16432089
Tip top kek

I'm a human boy and I find this funny

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>>16432090
What do you consider a good username? 420-666?

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>>16432095
M O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

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>>16432095
>how do you do fellow human males

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>>16432095
>dick or GTFO
>M O N D O N
>Pls be my ai bf
>Boys get out REEEEEEEEEE

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>>16432096
Normal names. Maybe a thing here and there but without the spam of underscores, numbers and x's.

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>>16431791
I had a dream about oc steelim once.

Once.
It involved a young Mari, Druella, and a baby Lani excessively bothering their mother to the point of her looking like she hasn't slept in weeks, has messy and unkept hair, and a 20000 league stare with three sets of bags under her eyes.

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>>16432108
Well I thought my idea was clever.

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>>16432105
God I'm imagining that xbox message image but with a lizard girls instead.

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>>16432085
If I was a human boy streamer, my gimmick would be pretending to be an "otouto", and constantly asking for help and acting cute on multiplayer games. I'd also make sure the webcam would occasionally "accidentally" dip and capture lewd sights occasionally.

If you'd like to help fund my streams and keep my bills paid please consider donating! Donaters over $100 will get special voice chat sessions! Check out my Patreon while you can!

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>>16432055
>HBG's Alp responsible for the Stinky NEET meme, much to the fury of Kikimora everywhere
>HBG's Bob-Cheshire still being a dindu nuffin after making a meme of Ottermode human boys being cuntboys
>HBG's RS-Manticore always writing about big bara men who kabe-don poor meek monstergirls and destroy them like a sexual tyrannosaurus
>HBG's Losenis being a Mothman with a fascination for Latinos
>HBG's Penywise having a thing for stories with goth or counter-culture guys
>HBG's Ovaries virtually unchanged
>HBG's ParkedBuggy ACTUALLY FUCKING FINISHING AMAZON STORY with role reversal

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>>16432113
Sorry, it wasn't, the dragon is fine though.

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>>16432127
Oh, >>16432085
wasn't my post. 420-666 was my idea. I think it's clever.

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>>16432132
Then it's even worse.

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>>16432125
>Petra the Jinko writes about healing PTSD vets and "thanking them with her cervix"
>Generally writes about bara veterans
Pls

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>>16432125
What the fuck are oc lilims versions of humans? Heroes or something?

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>>16432136
>Then it's even worse
How is it bad? It's ingenious.
>>16432143
Wizards. Think Anondalf or Anonminster.

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>>16432068
None can defeat the kotatsu of peace

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>>16432155
Summer can.

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>>16432143
Paladins.

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>>16432068
Those cheeks are for softly rubbing!

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>>16432143
This is my OC Hercules he's half god and he is also a general in the human lords army he's really bara but he also can be Gentle and he's also super powerful and has slain a whole bunch of evil humans I'm hoping KC makes him official

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>>16432125
>>HBG's Losenis being a Mothman with a fascination for Latinos
You funny guy

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Would you dedicate a day of the month where you pamper your maid? And how would you pamper her?

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>>16432169
She doesn't get pampering, she gets some days off to do whatever she wants.

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>>16432169
>a day
No. I'd do it whenever, just to keep her on her toes. Or on her mass of amorphous goo, as it may be.
>how would you pamper her?
Mudbaths.

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>>16432169
All of the cunnilingus.
All day.
Even when she's eating.
Gentle, rough, tender, hardcore.

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>>16432173
>implying maids don't want to spend every waking hour with mastah

>>16432175
Fine choice of maid and pampering!

[Anonymous No.]

Hello and welcome to the Succubus Dating Site!

This place was created after the constant complains from succubi about how nobody wants the most basic and numerous species out there.

All of our girls are here voluntarily and looking for a partner to start a lifelong relationship. Being succubi as they are, they thought that the best way to lure males was to use a costume that doesn't cover too much skin. Not like any males will compain though.

You can choose either one or two girls, but if you go for two of them, they have to be from the same row (this is because the girls who get along with each other have been all grouped together)

Yes, the blue haired girl at left can be chosen too, but she has to be picked alone

We hope you find love here!

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>>16432169
I'd do it for more than a day and she'd get sweets, massages, and intercourse for hours

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>>16432189
I'll take the 5th from the right in the bottom row and the second from the right on the second row from the top.

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>>16432189
I don't see any with muscles, sorry, must have gone to the wrong site

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>>16432189
>>16432194
No wait, same row? Fuck me. Second from the right on the second row and the 5th on the same row.

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>>16432186
Well she can watch tv and jog with me on her days off then if that's what she really wants.

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>>16432189
Second row, far right please.

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>>16432189
4th row, loli and delicious brown girl

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>>16432189
I'll go with top row far right. Not the one on be far right but the 2 cuties next to her. I'll take those.

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>>16432189
Second row, third from the left.

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>>16432020
>Well...XxXDiCk/EaTeR/qUeEnXxX...right, anyway everyone has different preferences. Most guys that are self-proclaimed "boob" guys like big breasts, but DFC enthusiasts aren't exactly hard to come by. Either way, the breasts a man loves most are the ones on the chest of his lover, so don't give up!

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>>16432189
Second row, third from the left and second from the right.

It would go against my nature to turn down two lovely brown girls.

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Reminder that Succubi will use and abuse their charm powers and sex appeal to get you to impregnate them
Stay far away from them

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>>16432215
Too late, third from the left is already taken by >>16432209

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>>16432189
4th from the right, second row
Sucker for redheads

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>>16432189
I'm taking the blue haired one!

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>>16432189
>>16432218
Fuck, I'll switch her with the short one with black hair on the same row then.

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>>16432217
I'm a sadist who uses condoms

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>>16432228
Didn't they teach you anything in school?

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>>16432234
What's wrong with committing evil against evil
>You'll never stealthily put on a condom before fucking a demon
>Then watch her panic as you toss the filled rubber in the toilet
I'm a bad bad man. Watching her fish it out of the toilet is much more satisfying than cumming in her

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>>16432234
I don't think the smart cow is a very good teacher

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>>16432189
Third row, first girl from left and third girl from right

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>>16432249
Do not bully the demon

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>>16432217
Well that's kinda part of the point of a relationship isn't it.

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>>16432249
Calm down there hitler.

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>>16432249
Delete this now.

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>>16432213
>don't give up
>putting false hopes into mgs
devilish

>>16432249
well they are right, condoms are fucking disgusting

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>>16432254
>>16432258
>>16432259
SIDF has arrived
>>16432261
I agree, condoms don't feel good physically.

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>Anon, you've been unemployed for n days already! You're falling through the cracks into a world of substance abuse and mental instability! For your own sake you have to go work at a Manticore Claw & Spike salon for less than your unemployment benefits!
Really anon, this seems like a good opportunity to bring some routine in your life, what are you complaining about?

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>>16432287
Couldn't I just be her personal assistant?

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>>16432294
You don't have the qualifications to be her footstool. But don't worry, in just four short months on the job you'll be have sufficient experience to apply.

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>>16432299
This job market is terrible. Fuck this, I'm just going to be a professional cam whore. I mean twitch gamer

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>>16432306
Ah, young entrepreneurs! Their what Tanukis like best, you know.

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>>16432308
>Their
They're, goddammit.

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>>16432287
>Manticore Claw & Spike salon

I don't like the sound of this. Sounds shady.

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>>16432308
I need a donation for a new keyboard, maybe this pic of my feet will do

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>>16432318
Pedicures, manicures and Manticures. Nothing shady at all. Clip and file, clip and file. Shake that ass while you're at it for some tip.

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How would you like your Vampire bites?

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>>16432334
What do these mean?

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>>16432334
Middle row, extreme right.

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>>16432328
But what if they get carried away? And expect a "happy ending"?

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>>16432334
Vampire bites aren't healthy. Don't do it anons.

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>>16432346
Well then maybe you shouldn't have gotten that job? Plenty of people would be happy to do it, you should be grateful you get to work there.

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>>16432351
You lie

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>>16432189
last row, third from the right.
Last row, first from the left.

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>>16432346
now you can become a house man

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>>16432287
What's the worst that can happen?
What will I be doing there anyhow?

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>>16432368
>What will I be doing there anyhow?
What do people do at nail salons?
What's the worst that can happen?
Pincushioning.

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>>16432306
I want to be just a regular streamer.
>Hi girls this is my first time streaming lets play some gam-
>Show us your dick already
>DICK DIIIIICK
>ayy bb I have F cups, post kik
>I want to see you playing with that joystick
>Ogre senpaitachi ww@? Someone dox him so we can break into his house

I just wanted to play video games ;_;

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>>16432375
I wonder if male streamers in MGC gets swatted in a regular basis

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>>16432375
>Look at the little buy mashing those buttons
>Mmmhm, you practice flicking my bean boy, I know where yo ass lives

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>>16431807
It's odd that Synecdoche hasn't done facesitting yet.

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>>16432375
>hey girls he's just pursuing his passion! I think it's great that guys play games and you seem like a really smart and funny person streamer :) hey can you check your PMs too? :O

Thirsty white knights are universal

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>>16432385
>Playing rhythm games and that happens
I would get embarrassed instantly, probably have her take resposibility too.

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>>16432384
>get swatted
>swat members are mgs who rape you
>chat goes batshit when they see the cam due to jealousy

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>>16432386
He came close with the volleyball player on karate shota one

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>>16432408
I can't believe I forgot about that tall, thicc brown Goddess.
There are so many girls I'd love to see with her proportions.

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>>16432405
Live rapes must be quite the show.

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>>16432385
>Playing shooters
>Actually good
>Inform girls that they just got slayed by a virgin boy to enrage them
>They play even worse now

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I need more casual Demon gf lounging around and doing light magic to tease anon

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>>16432420
>Give me your address so I can come and rape the shit out of you!

t. Red Oni who got rekt by anon ingame

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>>16432420
>>16432424
"FKNIN VRIGIN 1V1 ME IN BED IRL!!11!"

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>>16432415
This was his true magnum opus
Though Coffee and Milk came close

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>>16432334
All except for bottom right are perfect.

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>>16432420
>you're just letting your sister play while you chat you fucking shota

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>>16432424
I'm a boy, don't hit on me silly girls
It would be fun to make an Oni so pissed she throws her keyboard out of the window and pursues all available means to find me
>Pays a smart girl to find me
>Tears my door off the hinges in the middle of a stream
>Crushes my pelvis to dust and craters my floor
>As she leaves, whimper "t-take responsibility"
>Nurses me to health and then takes me again, but a bit gentler

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>>16432217
>TFW feel like one of the only guys here who gets off to the idea of a Succubus foregoing her sex magic and woo'ing me with her own charm

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>>16432442
Proper seduction is the best.

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>>16432442
You very clearly don't pay attention as that's like 60% of posts here

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>>16432435
How do you think they'd react if you started fucking your humangirl sister on stream? Or maybe just your monstergirl sister who's pretending to be human.

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>>16432440
>aggro jock team captain Oni gets teased by all her MG friends and teammates for having a modest somewhat nerdy human bf
>she nearly kills a classmate when they catch her giving him Eskimo kisses and calling each other wuvvy duvvy names

I'd read this doujin

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>>16432459
Some of them would be spamming wincest is best while self inserting as the sister

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>>16432189
Second row from the bottom.
Third girl from the right.

That's all I want. That's all I need.

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>>16432475
Some of them might get tempted to corrupt the human girl too.

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>>16432473
I would too.
>How did you two meet?
>Well, I was playing Counter Strike...

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>>16432458
I don't really pay attention much to the thread anymore, no.

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>>16432495
>She hits the game winning shot/goal/touchdown etc at the buzzer
>everyone runs out hyped up, anon gets to her first
>picks him up overcome with emotion and kisses him deeply right there amongst the crowd
>the next day after she's come down from all the emotion
>frantically and angrily tearing down school newspapers pinned on the walls/from students hands that have a picture of the kiss on the front page
>saves one of them and puts it in the back of her locker

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>>16432510
>She later realizes Anon has one in his locker, too.

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>>16432495
>Counter strike
bullshit she ain't an Oni but a russian folklore mg then.

[Anonymous No.]

Who would knock back some PBR's with me?

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>>16432510
>Picks him up and kisses him deeply
Requesting a monstergirl kissing a sailor in role reversal of the famous VJ day pic in Times Square

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>>16432340

The top two rows are just various emotions shown but the bottom one is:

>Submissive, Dominant, In front of a person they like, dislike (or in this case how the blood tasted.)

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>>16432521
>Jinko hunting me over a game cause her B got rushed
Boner yes

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>>16432334
Smiling, sad or shy.

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>>16432518
>Mischievous Cheshire Cat friend finds out
>brings Oni to Anon's locker in the empty hallway during classes (of course she's skipping, she's got a scholarship so who gives a shit)
>Cheshire picks the lock and shows Oni the photo
>Oni audibly dokidokis and makes a little squealing sound
>Cheshire's smug smile could defy physics
>Oni snaps out of it and proceeds to practically rip the hallway in half chasing down the teasing Cheshire

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>>16432535
In my mind I've given the Cheshire Haruhara's voice actor from FLCL and can hear her nyahaha

[Anonymous No.]

Go to Hell.
Please~

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432528
>[angry tiger howls in russian]

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>>16432573
It fits.

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>>16432576
I wouldn't mind a version that lacks the non-screencap images.

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>>16432576
I've still got plenty more Hellboy to read before I get to that part, anon.

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>>16432584
Sure, in retrospect I got a bit excited, gimme a sec

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>>16432577
>Last thing I hear before my door has a hole punched through it is Russian swear words
>Cyka blyat, mudak, chyort!
There's no amount of Mino milk to prepare my pelvis

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432584
100% less autism version

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>>16432602
Thanks mang.

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>>16432602
>Not even recapped, just edited out
>Godawful solid white BG behind Tomorrow style despite being a png

If that pic was any shittier it'd be your waifu. Give me a few minutes and I'll see what I can do.

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>>16432606
Nyuof course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432611
Damn son, do not be rude to poor anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432611
Eh your mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432431
>no wock with these proportions and cute comfy sweater

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432616
Love hurts, anon.

>>16432618
KEEP HER OUT OF THIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432576
Diablo in D3 had pretty girly hips, it looked fuckable.

[Anonymous No.]

>"I am the bristles if my brush."
>"Sponge is my body, and Disinfectant is my blood."
>"Unknown to Dust, nor known to Lime."
>"I have cleared over a thousand stains."
>"But these hands will never have a ring."
>"So as I spray"
>"Unlimited Broom Works."

Would your waifu be a good servant?
What's her class?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432622
Rider. You know exactly what she rides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432622
You got the chant wrong. Do it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432622
Probably a berserk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432620
YOU CALLED OUT MY WAIFU I RUIN YOUR LIFU

I'm lazy sue me, but thanks if you are actually going back and cleaning it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432622
Kiki's aren't supposed to be violent. They're supposed to be gentle and kind. Only in bed are they violent.

And to answer your question. My waifu is a maid. Her class would probably be Mage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432631
Berserker.
>>16432634
Caster.

Kids these days, I swear.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to date a cute kitty cat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432633
No worries m8

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432634
What if Kiki has to protect her mastah?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432622
Either as an Archer, Lancer, or Saber class Servant depending on her equipment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432622
Caster without a doubt.
She'd probably have a pretty damn good connection to her Master considering the whole contract thing
Don't know what her NP would be though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432637
Oddly enough, I've had rabbits on the brain myself for some inexplicable reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432636
Bah zah kah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432641
I thought mastah protects the maid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432622
Assassin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432656
Spoken like a true Shirou

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432656
Since when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432656
Not when it's a Combat Maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432591
>You give her some sunflower seeds and you become best pals

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432602
So wait is the Pit Lady its own species or is it just a genetically superior/unique Demon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432622
Castah!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432619
There is that sweater wock image though. Not the sleeveless the other one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432637
They like it when you tell lots of cat puns, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432669
No, that makes them think you're an idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432669
Kittymuch.
>>16432671
Nyat true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432619
These proportions would work for most any MG

[Anonymous No.]

I want this Elf to eat my dick, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432637

Agreed. Those fucking bell collars always get me. Too fucking god damn cute.

I want to fuck a cat. I want to cum from her purrjob. I want her to leave claw marks on my back. I want to fill her shallow, ribbed cunt with my shaft.

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>>16432619

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432676
>A monstergirl with that girls tits, plus Methoniums tall brown girls height and plump butt
I demand it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432687
Stacey's mom's got it going on!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432687

Sexy sexy~

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432687
Heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432693
I'd irrumate a wockuri, no questions asked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432679
Marseille is pure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432676
>He's her senpai
Fucking Meth is too good for this world

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432687
Perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432611

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432700
That's why I want to apply my dicku to her and impregnate her and marry her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432704
Sweetness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432704
after reading this I realized that stories from MG perspective are cute, epsecially when they brag about how good their mate is.

[Anonymous No.]

How gladly would you get dragged to hell by a yandere ghost? Consider that you would be tormented forever without respite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432738
No, I'm dragging her back to hell, finding her house, and informing her parents that not only is she trying to kidnap people, but that she's also shit at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432731
Reminds me of those stories where a Succubus is trying to get into the pants of a Paladin at her school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432731
I really like that it was kinda the direction she took, yeah. Bragging proud waifus are adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432622
Assassin

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432738
I've been to the place in my country where the gateway to Hell is located. You know where it leads? A lake. She wants to skinny-dipping? Fine by me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432622
Alchemist

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432704
>Strong telepathy to contracted husband
>Mentally send him images of her chained up in hardcore bondage at home with satanic verses of 'breaking the seal' and such
>anon leaves work early

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432758
LEWD

If you're slutty enough to go skinny-dipping with a girl you just met, she'll really have to keep you imprisoned. You'll just hand out your dick to any girl who asks! Disgusting!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432738

Depends on the ghost. I'm picky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432750
What if there's nothing about you for your waifu to brag about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432762
Nudity is not the taboo here that you prudish puritans think it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432431
>>16432619
>>16432667
>>16432676
>>16432687
Memes aside I would love to see this happen.

Why do Wocks make such great soft big oneesan types?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432763
What if it's a spooky soft ghost?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432767
>he doesn't even understand how slutty he is
You got get hobbled, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432775
I'm not a slut, I'm what society has made me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432771
Thick ghosts

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432767
I want to stumble across an elf bathing outdoors and ignore her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432780
Tomoko-Komodo-ghosts are fine by me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432768
Tall brown dragongirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432764
Despite my presence here, I'm not a sad sack and actually think there are some pretty cool things about me, so I dunno. I'm sure if she really loved you she'd find something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432782
>"Whoa!"
>The Elf's ears perk up
>"Now there's something you don't see every day!"
>she begins to blush
>you whistle
>she's now ready to be ravaged
>"I've got to take pictures of this..."
>the Elf is now shivering in anticipation
>"Bluejays are so rare in this area!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432790
Such an apex dragon its almost cheating

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432782
>"Oh shit I'm sorry"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432795
>Suddenly an Angry, naked Wood Elf leaps out and attacks Anon for being so dense.

These are some strange woods indeed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432795
Abandonment play is shit. I'd hug the shit out of a bathing Elf and ask her out for a date at the waterpark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432189
How the fuck do I even decide when they all look so good?

Goddamn succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432822
Seem pretty average. There's not even any singing trees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432749
this was super cute do you have more?

>>16432795
>>16432822
if you are dense, then this sounds shit, but if you clearly notice it and you just being a dick to piss off them you have the approval.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432821
>Sorry for what? Our matron taught us not to be ashamed of our hips. Specially since they're such good size and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432838

>"Yeah I see that. Your matron gave you good advice."

[Anonymous No.]

How does it feel to have won the motherfucking lottery? Face it tiger, you hit the jackpot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432189
>no wings or spade tails
Lame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432853
>They get wetter when I pinch on em!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432860
Imagine they're hidden. Some do show a spadetail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432862
>Hmm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432881
>Sometimes, I pinch on em so much... I prick the skin!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432859
I'm not giving you any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432859
Pretty good.
Guess I can see if work will let me become part time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432859

SMELL THAT AIR!

COULDN'T YOU JUST DRINK IT LIKE BOOZE!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432905
I need a fox girl in shades now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432859
Pretty good I guess, I can see a lot more bushy tails over the fence than usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432905
Always made sure that guy survives the scorpions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432833
Close your eyes and choose one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432905
I hope Oliver gets ambushed by a group of Gecko Girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432763
Yuuko-san is best ghost that I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432931
Or worse yet, the BATTLE CATTLE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432947
>Battle cattle
Laughed audibly
Minnie was such a poorly written character but I love alliteration so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432779
Go brush some tails, you slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432985
Brushing tails is not a sexual act.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432947
>All caravans are guarding by two-headed Minotaurs carrying heavy weapons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433002
I see nothing wrong with Brahmin Girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433003
I do.
Who gets your first kiss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432991
It's a very intimate and lewd activity. How is it not sexual?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433018
Their neck
>>16433020
It falls under the category of hygiene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433021
So does brushing teeth but you don't just brush anyone's teeth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433023
I would now post anime boy brushing anime girl's teeth but alas I don't have it.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>16433034
AGRO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432375
How jaded do you think some human boys would get at their stream chats?
I'd probably get a permanent case of resting bitch face or just disable my webcam altogether.
>F4tTailPussy: What happened to this guy? He used to be so enthusiastic.
>(STREAMER): My audience happened.

[Anonymous No.]

Does your waifu have any duties outside of being your wife? A job, rulership, pack leader, military obligations etc?

[Anonymous No.]

If I show some more skins and crotch do I get more donations?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433044
> rulership, pack leader, military obligations
Yeah, she has that stuff. That's why I hold the fort and take care of the kid.
And I don't hold the fort there's people who do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433048
Yes, but you also lose your dignity and respect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433044
My waifu is a priestess. She holds mass every Friday and Saturday, and faithful couples of her faith attend service regularly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433044
big, fit submissive girls are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433044
She doesn't really have any obligations now. She used to be a servant but not anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433044
My waifu works as security.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433056
>role reversal where men, even marginally unattractive or somewhat overweight men can make money by making a video of themselves in the shower or showing bulge in a gamer stream
I can't say I would rule it out, no one's ever treated me like meat before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433056
I wonder if a pack of MGs find my address and force me to strip on camera Ronny while audience. Oh it would be embarrassing... my pride, purity and dignity being destroyed for the enjoyment of monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433052
What's she do, anon?

>>16433058
>Friday and Saturday
Pretty busy then I take it.

>>16433065
Marriage free her up eh?

>>16433068
For a firm or private? Is it dangerous?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432771

As long as it's Yuuko, I'd accept her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433044
My waifu works a full time job as a personal assistant/lab partner to a Lich who studies magical science!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433076
>What's she do
She used to raid. Now she collects tribute and acts as a tribunal for her subjects.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Lich to make me her apprentice at magic, alchemy, and making biology my bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433076
>Marriage free her up eh?

Yup. Every girl needs a hubby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433076
>pretty busy then I take it
She's a diligent woman and a total sweetheart. She's always busy, but I help whenever I can.

If Chaos was allowed to worship on Sundays, our Fridays wouldn't be so hectic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433076
It's private and not really dangerous especially considering she is a very strong girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433070
I want my audience to slowly watch my smile degrade as I deal with their bullshit until I'm a perpetually frowning jaded snarky shit.
>SuccuPanic: Friendly reminder that this is our fault and we could've stopped this.
>SuccuPanic: Way to go girls, we took his smile behind the shed and shot it.

>>16433075
Slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433044
They both work toward the awakening of the Old Ones and the end of the world as we know it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433080
I've always thought the idea of monstergirls working for other monstergirls or co-habitating with them was cute. Especially after marrying their husbands.
>Lich's assistant brings a lunch to the lab hand made by her husband
>Slightest, most minute ping of jealousy sparks in the Lich's phylactery

>>16433082
Tribal waifus, especially cheifs of some variety, must really value home time with the husband, that's alot of responsibility to hold onto when she'd probably rather just be home.

>>16433091
She worked for it, dammit! Its well deserved I'm sure!

>>16433093
What a runaround it must be. Do you ever meld in her during sermons or is that pretty non-kosher even by Chaos' standards?

>>16433095
Sounds well suited then. Still, do you ever worry? Dangerous or not I imagine it can be a bit nervewracking on high-profile days...

>>16433103
Well, everyone's gotta have SOME motivation...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433056
My what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433108
>that's alot of responsibility to hold onto when she'd probably rather just be home.
She wants her children to live in a world without gross injustice or persecution. She's making a nation where that is possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433114
ah man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433084
I want to be the bully at a lich school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433114
That's pretty sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433093
What do they preach?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433117
Lofty aspirations, and noble too. A nation though? That's certainly eyebrow raising. Was she doing that before she met you too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433096
>facecamming
You were a whore all along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433108
>I've always thought the idea of monstergirls working for other monstergirls or co-habitating with them was cute. Especially after marrying their husbands.
Yes, I think it would be rather common, at least in my headcanon where monstergirls have jobs and lives outside of sex all the time. The way my waifu is so close with her boss is really adorable!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433132
No she was just doing mercenary work for her adoptive mom's group.
I'll never make this story but I thought about it a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433134
It's the only way to make them not say you're just talking while your sister plays or some dumb shit like that.
No crotch shots ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433084
I would really love to work under a lich in a setting like mge. I would sell her potions in the shop while she made them in the basement in sometimes I would go out to get some ingredients.
If she asks why I took so long I would just give an excuse and hide the fact that I was flirting with that one nice monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433135
Truly adorable. But be honest, anon. Is your waifu's boss a christmas cake? Ever try an play a bit of matchmaker for her?

>>16433139
It can only be as good as you're willing to think about it, after all. The plot thickens though. Sounds like she's got a bit of Boss in her. Mostergirls Sans Frontieres?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433108
I worry a bit, but she has her fellow friends there and I'm sure they can help each other out.
She does get really clingy when she has to work extra hours though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433142
>It's the only way to make them not say you're just talking while your sister plays
That's what you tell yourself, sure.
But we all know it's because you're a slut for the attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433160
Post souring it's the only way I can flip them off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433108
>What a runaround it must be. Do you ever meld in her during sermons or is that pretty non-kosher even by Chaos' standards?
She's pretty shy about lewd things. I'll hold her hand during sermons, but by the end she's so horny she drags me away to the confessionals for private time.
>>16433124
First she reads ancient scripture venerating the Old Ones. Then she reads from chaos texts detailing the Old Ones, and tells stories with morals from them that might be relevant in the life of the average person. Above all else she preaches freedom of mind, body, and soul.

Her sermons always end with singing, and she's a great singer with fifty mouths. Afterwards, she holds a two hour class for young children of Chaos families.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433157
>Sounds like she's got a bit of Boss in her. Mostergirls Sans Frontieres?
Nah, older times. Never thought of her as some idealist though, just a momma looking out for her kids, born and unborn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433157
>Truly adorable. But be honest, anon. Is your waifu's boss a christmas cake?
Personality-wise yes, but she's short and her other proportions are quite average.
Ever try an play a bit of matchmaker for her?
>My waifu absolutely does, but she doesn't have much of a social life outside of home or work either so she's not great at matchmaking at all. That will never stop her from coming up with ideas though!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433169
And the souring wouldn't have happened if you didn't attract all the wrong sorts with your facecam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433158
>She does get really clingy when she has to work extra hours though

You should take her favorite picture of the two of you together and hide it in her work outfit/coat's pocket when she has a busy day~

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433044
Before we met, she served her Pharaoh with her family, but after we married she fulfilled her dream of opening a coffehouse/lounge. She's still loyal to her Pharaoh, however, and even returns regularly to visit her and her family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433183
Like I said, only way to prove it's me doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433044
She would work as a head research for a Lilim or someone like that. All that means really is she does some experiments that they want done every now and again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433171
Sounds dangerous. I'm a chaosfag myself but teaching children that stuff doesn't sound safe. It might scare them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433171
Dawww, she sounds like an absolute doll. Well may the unquenchable fires of the unfathomable depths of the cosmos bring enlightenment and chaos to you and yours, fghtsi mneuao dsh'tka, oeray!

>>16433174
Motherhood IS an ideal for some. Sheeeit, I imagine for most monstergirls its THE ideal. If she's doing it not only for her kids but those of others who would be persecuted too, either knowingly or unknowingly, she may soon find herself being labeled an idealist. Not a bad thing.

>>16433180
>anon and his waifu go through shenanigans to help waifu's boss find a man
>end up always just making out themselves along the way, but still try

I'd watch it in a heartbeat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433189
Why do you need to "prove it" in the first place?
Aren't you just playing games?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433184
She would keep showing it to her coworkers and saying dumb and mushy stuff about me. Oh god I can't even imagine how mad the single girls would be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433204
>end up always just making out themselves along the way, but still try
Well, that definitely sounds like me and my Kobold waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432664
As the guy who wrote the original response to Anon about the three Dire species... she is what you want her to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433189
The MGs who need you to prove it are the ones you don't want.

[Anonymous No.]

>visiting /d/
>10 threads about monster girls of some kind
It's nice to know we're not alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433205
Monstergirls would've called me a fake gamer guy who's just chatting while my sister, who doesn't exist, does it for me.
I just wanted to have fun and share old human games.

[Anonymous No.]

It seems that Automatons actually look good in color-schemes other than the traditional off-white they usually are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433188
You can take the monstergirl out of the desert, but you can't take the desert out of the monstergirl, huh? Live music lounge? Sounds absolutely comfy. I used to bum around late night coffehouses all the damn time in my undergrad days.

>>16433193
Probably some real important tasks when they do come her way though. Hopefully relatively human stuff!

>>16433206
That's too adorable, gah. Appreciation is best seasoned by a little bit of jealousy from others~

>>16433209
Predicted!! And cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433197
There has been increasing demand for little Shogs, Flayers, and Wendys to know their peoples history. I admit, a lot of the material is pretty confusing for them, but it's solid groundwork at least.
>>16433204
Thank you. And the same to you and your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433204
>she may soon find herself being labeled an idealist
She's going to be labeled all kinds of things being a Black Dragon and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433118
>>16433121
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433212
Too bad anyone can pop into a stream and do damage before getting banned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432837
A bit late, but I have the rest here in a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433220
I imagine they would look pretty good in the same black colour hellhounds are too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433227
Your complete lack of dignity is sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433230

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433226
Black dragons a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433223
But he history might upset some do the little pure girls.

>telling shogs that their history consists of being feared by mortals and being servants to the chaos gods

This might distress the shog!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433221
>Probably some real important tasks when they do come her way though.
Probably. She would probably take on the most important take they had to offer. I wonder what they would be.

>Hopefully relatively human stuff!
I hope that too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433236
True. Good night, stranger of good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433231
Stealth assassin model?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433231
That'd mean that the vertical lines below their eyes would be a brown/light grey color.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433223
Of course!

>>16433226
Yowzer. Well, not to tack yet another one on, but she sounds wonderful. Don't go burning down our place at least

>>16433240
Oh, you never ask her? Hmm, actually, probably for the best considering her benefactors...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433234

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433241
Good night to you too, fellow black dragonfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433228
Welcome to literally any stream of all time for either gender.
Suck it up, buttercup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433221
>Live music lounge?
Pretty much exactly that, yeah. In the morning/early afternoon it's just your basic coffehouse where you get a coffee and hang out, then around 6-7ish they change from caffeine to alcoholic drinks, with then either live music, open mic, or just normal music depending on the day. You're right about not being able to take the desert out of her, the place is actually themed like a desert palace, and is called 'The Pharaoh's Lounge'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433245
>Oh, you never ask her?
I kinda want to know, but I also know that I won't like the answer for the most part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433250
Anon, you don't seem to be able to spot the setup for a healing fantasy.
The only point of wishing to lose your smile is for someone to bring it back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433247
You should at least make an imgur album.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433241
Damn those black dragons! I just want to bathe but they keep making me come over and make naked body contact! They're always stealing my heart!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432013
Is this a reference to something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433239
It will certainly distress the Shog, but no less than telling all those little Flayers they used to be men-only species.

It's all good though. When teaching the youngsters, waifu makes sure to clearly establish that things are different now, post Demon Lord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433214
Speaking of /d/, for being ayys, SnekGuy's Borealans are pretty cool when they're not fucking polar furries

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433263
Does your waifu atleast do any maid work? Or has she ditched it to focus on preaching chaos and teaching little Chaos girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433242
>stealth automatons sent to steal your virginity
How does a man stop such a thing?
>>16433243
Maybe grey but light up either yellow or red when they go full power mode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433252
Gah, an exotic tinge to it then. Honestly sounds really comfortable. What a unique aspiration to have, running such a place!

>>16433254
Your grace in accepting what you don't know is, I'm sure, a major point of why she loves you. But that's a real pandora's box, to be sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433267
Try as she might, she can't shake her biological love of housework. She performs maid like duties at home, and of course I eat, sleep, and wash with her.

I take care of the yardwork

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433268
Why contain it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433044
My waifu is a bouncer at the bar we met in. And by 'met' I mean she destroyed my pelvis in the employee bathroom after I got into a fight at a show there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433273
I suppose that it's a unique thing to want to do, but it makes sense considering she was always the one responsible for preparing and serving the Pharaoh her meals. She just got really good at that kind of work, and has always liked the atmosphere of such a place, so it sort of became a aspiration for her. Thanks for the interest, too, being able to talk about her with someone always make me happy.

[Anonymous No.]

If your waifu asked you if you would be alright to go to the tentacle forest with her and let a 'Man Marionette' attack you, Would you do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433296
No waifu, that is not okay. Has she being hanging with that one wock lately? I told her not to eat any weird stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433296
I'd prefer it if we just found a pair of tentacle sisters to have a four way with us in our own home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433296
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433296
Sure, why not. My waifu puts up with a lot of shit for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433296
No. Never in a giant sequoia's lifetime. Tentacles that aren't attached to women are terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433301
But she said that the pineapples she gave her tasted really good!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433303
That wouldn't be too hard to convince her and the tentacle sisters to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433296
I don't get what you're trying to say. Let a tentacle monster fuck my waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433291
Real rough and tumble, eh? Sounds like she sure was 'bouncing' that night, eh? Eh? Was it a good show in either case?

>>16433292
Oh, I didn't even consider that. That's very cool then. She probably is a sublime cook having worked for that royalty before. Ever make anything exotic for you? Of course! I'm a sucker for hearing people talk about what makes them happy. Its hard to do without people calling it cringey or gay, which is why I love these threads so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433296
We'd only go to a tentacle forest if the tentacles made me fuck my waifu while providing their trademark 'extra stimulation'.

[Anonymous No.]

I long for the sun, are there any monster girls that might embody that wondrous body of light best or do they all fail to shine languishing upon the terra firma?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvCmg7vSk5Y&t=3m0s

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433315
Not really, or well... a Man Marionette would make you "one" with the tentacles for a short time (Until you pass out from the sex). So what she's more or less asking is for you two too go to the tentacle forest and letting yourself getting attached to the tentacles and fuck her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433313
Would be pretty cool actually, the sisters could hold us in mid air so we can have suspended sex, all for the sake of getting a good feel of our bodies of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433311
Fucking knew it was pineapples. It's my waifu favorite thing after all! How did you know that?

I'm teaching that wock a lesson.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433301
Which wock? I like Pineapple. Hard on the outside, but sweet on the inside, like a dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433318
Oh she's an absolutely fantastic cook. My favourite dish of hers is her special fatteh, which is sort of like flatbread covered and cooked with an assortment of meats, vegetables, sauces, and cheeses. She also makes some kickass scones, too.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that a Dragon's not a dragon if she doesn't have a D-cup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433334
And they are fit for dragons too, with their rich yellow color, sharp spikes that represents their strong claws and hard scales and of course, they have a crown fit for a king/queen. But you've already read that, right?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433330
>How did you know that?
The barriers between our worlds are getting ever weaker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433324
So, if I'm hearing this right, I get to momentarily gain control of tentacles and go to town on my waifu? I mean, yes. Fuck yes. FUCK yes. Sign us up.
>Waifu loudly salivating in the distance

>>16433335
You spoiled dog! Damn. How the heck do you return the favor for THAT on anniversary nights?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433318
>Real rough and tumble, eh? Sounds like she sure was 'bouncing' that night, eh? Eh? Was it a good show in either case?
It was a great show Evergreen Terrace opened for Strung Out; I just wish I could've seen Strung Out. Oh well I met my waifu while they were playing their set so I guess that counts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433345
I better stare at the sunset then, maybe my waifu will show up with the stupid ammout of analogies I make.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433350
>So, if I'm hearing this right, I get to momentarily gain control of tentacles and go to town on my waifu?
That's exactly what it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433350
>How the heck do you return the favor for THAT on anniversary nights?
Wouldn't you like to know. Seriously though, she's the best, I love her so much. She always makes fun of how bad of a cook I am, so I guess I'm lucky to have someone who actually can cook.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433343
Who is this cutey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433296
Eh? Why not just go down to the local Sabbath shop and buy a tentacle potion or two? I mean the big draw of the Tentacle Forest is trying to get to the fertility idol in the middle, yeah? Why bother going just to purposefully get stopped in the middle, when we can get roughly the same experience in the comfort of our own home?

[Anonymous No.]

My Japanese exchange student's best friend just got cast as the Japanese voice of Moana. Not really related, but hey.

[Anonymous No.]

I would like to see more monsters in casual clothes.
Like a Jinko in a vest and jeans, or a succubus in a track suit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433353
Groovy! Listening to Strung Out now. They kinda sound like a bit more mellow early Finch. Take her to another show some time! Preferably with an 'intact pelvis before 12:00AM' clause.

>>16433357
>Waifu's fucking soul when
I completely and utterly agree and forsee no potential wacky shenanigans that will lead to this being a huge downside.

>>16433364
Its all about love, man. If you make mac and cheese, make it the most love filled mac and cheese that's ever been made!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433374
>hellhound waifu is being grumpy and won't let you be on top
>after drinking one too many you drop by the local sabbath and buy one of their potions
>her face when
https://a.pomf.cat/lsfqit.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433381
For fucks sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433377
I want to have a salamander cheering me on as I play cricket!
I want my pants to fall off when I hit a home run!
I want her to stop cheering and start laughing at my tiny penis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433387
The whole place would laugh at your tiny penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433381
I'd like this a lot more without the pixelated nipples and slit.

I mean, the slit, sure, used to that, but pixelated NIPPLES?! The fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433392
He drew a nice Satyros too, but he's also a faggot who uses Patreon as a paywall rather than the tip jar its meant to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433378
Oh I know, trust me, she always eats everything I make. It's just that when you look at the quality between the two of us, she's been trained by professional chefs, and makes dishes passed down through the centuries, whereas I'm making, as you said, something like Mac and cheese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433392
He uses patreon and if you missed out on a month don't worry, you can always buy his $40 art packs.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you call a man who's a slut for succusluts? Other than husband, I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433402
And I thought Butter T was bad. Guys like this give the entire service a bad name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433404
Succuslut slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433404
All humans are sluts for succubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433401
Anon, you know what waifus like? Effort. Even unsuccessful effort. Just putting forth yourself to try and make something for her makes it taste like the best thing in the world for her.

And if you're still worried about it, why not ask her to teach you a thing or two? Could be a fun date idea!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433411
That's a lot of slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433424
Sasuga, succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432431
>Magnus opus
That's where you're wrong kiddo

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433377
>Succubus in a tracksuit.
>Allways out in the early morning for jogs
>sometimes is pumping a mini dumbell with her tail as she goes
>other times she's flying to up her flight time and stamina
>Also always stops to talk to you while she takes a break to take her sports drink and talk to you
>you will never find out she's doing it all just to see you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433437
I agree with you anon.

That one was all kinds of cozy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433437
THICC

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433421
I can't believe I've never thought of that for a date! Thanks Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433381
I need to buy a supply of tentacles potions. Just incase I need them in the future for any reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433437
You're both wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433460
You could even hide them under your bed for emergencies.

Kakuens broke down your door? Surprise Kunoichi attack? Whatever the emergency, Sabbath Tentacle Potions™ are the perfect home security.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433437
This is the DEFINITION of vanilla

And I mean that in the best possible way. Completely perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433480
I'm onto you witch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433454
Of course! Consider it my good deed for the day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433469
This.

[Anonymous No.]

This is your rapist for tonight.

Sleep or no sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433469
>Sweaty
>Tanned
>Tall
>Busty
I still prefer the thicc noodle girl, but all the same, this looks fantastic.
Link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433381
was his other hellhound picture leaked yet

[Anonymous No.]

hey folks, planning on posting the continuation of the quarter sack chronicles later tonight.
in case you missed the first part: http://pastebin.com/Whzq8uc3

here's a preview of what's to come
- - - - - -
“The fuck is this?”, growled the huge, horned red woman.

I leaned over the counter to look at the object in question- a copy of my CD. The album’s cover was of myself lounging about in vintage 70’s garb while gazing offscreen at something with a look of wonderment. I was wearing a huge pair of tortoiseshell horn-rimmed glasses. I’d thought the cover was a hilarious throwback to that bygone era- coincidentally, it made no one want to purchase the album when I was still busking in Seattle. I couldn't even barter with copies in this bizarre world that I'd come to.

“That’s a CD”, I replied.

“I don’t need a ‘CD’, I need your payment for the food and water you consumed”, she slammed her fist on the counter.

“If you wait an hour or so I can get most of the water back to you; I only have foreign currency, I’m afraid”, I shook my quarter sack for emphasis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433487
Witches are good girls what're you talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433502
If it's not, hopefully it will be soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433501
>Title right in the image

Cmon man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433507
Can't trust a loli!
A petite woman is sexy however.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433487
Anon please, I'm not a witch alp. If those are even a thing.
>>16433502
I wish. Butter's a fair bit more popular which is why his stuff gets leaked more often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433501
It's no longer on Sadpanda, but I could make an imgur album for you.

[Anonymous No.]

How would a monster fare against the mighty AEGIS REFLECTOR?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433381
Fucking disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433527
Let me guess, fakku jew?

I can't find the Motherhood one there anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433533
she hates it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433527
It's probably on nhentai if you've got the artist name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433527
>>16433535
Are people averse to hitomi or somethin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433531
A demon or salamander that has embraced satsui no hado

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433494
I'm a sucker for blue and purple but damn if red doesn't look good on demons too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433438
I would like to run along side my succubus wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433525
>If those are even a thing
They aren't, but I imagine if you take a shotafication potion while having the potential to alp, you'll become a witch alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433548
Red and Gold has been my fucking jam since I was a little kid so its only fitting imo
>was all into being a noble angelic paladin during my chuuni phase
>Now very firmly waifuing a Demon

Something tells me she'd be aroused by my fall from grace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433563
Why worry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433535
>>16433540
>>16433542
I made an imgur album anyways.
http://imgur.com/a/CmkiF
By the way, why doesn't imgur allow you to change how the album is presented anymore? Only being able to show it vertically is irritating.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what would be nice
being able to rule a green demon realm with a lilim or pharaoh

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433568
Who said I was! Its just a soul, right? Can't be that important, r-right? H-haha, honey, you really got the s-short end of this deal, didn't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433582
There should be laughter after pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433581
Did you just say lilim and green realm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433507
Speaking of Little Witch Academia.

What do you guys think of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433381
>after drinking one too many you drop by the local sabbath and buy one of their potions
Before I opened that link I thought this was going to go into the "feed her a lolification potion" direction

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433604
I'd be totally down for using some temporary lolification potions on my waifu every now and then.
I'd just need to find where I can procure said temporary variety because I sure as shit wouldn't trust the Sabbath with anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433604
>implying that would stop a hellhound
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3018584

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433609
I want to use a lolification potion on an Anubis so I can show her what I think of her schedule.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you all witnessed the dawning of the THICC age?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433296
No. In fact I'd actually just go out and burn down the forest just to be safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433596
yes i certainly did!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433617
That is a very ripe plump ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433623
Hey anon, what do you think about Ryus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433626
I love rain

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433632
Do you know what that means, Anon? Looks like you might be getting the nameless lilim!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433617
Of courshe!
Meth is the biggest guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433044
She teaches history in high school and sometimes gives lectures at the nearby college. She used to be part of a mob but wanted out of that life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433603
I love it so far. Something about it just makes my inner child grin like an idiot. I find it a delight to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433617
I want a big assed Dark Elf to sit on my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433657
That's quite colorful! Does she still have connections that try and swing her back in? I'm a huge fan of history myself too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433677
Also whoops, thought that was sfw...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433683
I've been seeing one or two bare nipples per thread without any deletions. I think mods just don't care anymore, or no one reports them anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433677
She keeps contact with a few of her old crew. She'd never go back though, she wants to be a mother more than anything and hates what it made her like. Yeah I'm also a history fan too. Waifu likes it probably more than me though.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you finished those reports, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433733
I'm not too keen on this Yeti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433733
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433733
That face is terrible

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433733
I don't know how to feel about this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433699
Maybe plan a trip some time to some place of historical significance! It'll get her out of town from all the mobsters for a while and you can both see history up close in person!

>>16433733
Have you finished YOURS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433765
Now we are talking.

[Anonymous No.]

What if...Nightmares who are also Pegasus?

Or Harpies who are also Nightmares?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433733
>Screw around on 4chan
>Supposed to be inputting tax documents
>This gets posted
Nag nag nag...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433765
Can a Demons wings recede into slits of sorts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433765
>talks with literally everyone about their waifu's jobs
>no one asks about his

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433744
She needs you in her office for a quick nap, you're needed as her daki

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433733
I love Yetis but something about this one doesn't sit right with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433776
I imagine they're pretty retractable. The toss-around at the end of last thread seemed to be that they can do all sorts of outfits and stuff, so I imagine they can fold the wings in or illusion them away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433779
But I'm going to commemorate with that cute dragon girl that invited me for a drink. Maybe she can get steve to be her daki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433790
>so I imagine they can fold the wings in or illusion them away.
Wing-bras.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433778
Eh, I wrote out a general description last thread. I'm fully aware people are probably more interested in talking about their own MGs than hearing about others, that's why I like discussing theirs with them, much as I like mine.

>>16433799
>Yet another piece of lingerie Demons have to keep on point
Its a very high maintenance life pre-husband, innit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433753
>>16433780
I never use the same commissioner twice because I like to see how different artists do a Yeti, always gets interesting results

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433044
She works a forge on top of a volcano and just clinched a contract to make a boatload of swords for an arena from some TanukisTanukies?.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433804
Somebody save that child! Call his parents!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433813
His parents signed him away to that demon in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433811
That's pretty friggen metal. Is she pretty skilled with specialty work? Do you help her out or is it a solo job?

>>16433813
Just let it happen...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433765
She wants to go diving at the wreck of IJN Nagato.

[Anonymous No.]

>No Loli Demon do make a contract with you when you have to move far away as a child.
>You'll never wake up on your 21st birthday to find her all grown up and cuddling with you in your bed.
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433830
She lowers me down the volcano to mine up the higher quality metals and alloys from the volcanic activity. And she pretty much does all kinds of metalwork, from armor and swords, to shovels and other tools.
It was a weird day when she got contracted to make a fence though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432619

[Anonymous No.]

Is it weird that I want to see a bunch of seafaring Kikimora that pillage towns so they can find themselves a master.



Can you imagine a big, muscled kiki waking you up each morning after she snatched you from your home so she can serve you breakfast?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433849
That sounds dumb

I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433838
I'm feeling inspired to write about this, idea is too good to pass up

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433855
Now the real question is if you get her to be a maid in her raiding leathers or a crudely, yet sturdily, stitched maid uniform she's been keeping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433861
She made her own uniform? Well, damn, I have to let her use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433849
Only if they have constant bouts with that Queen Shog who made herself a pirate ship plus crew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433868
Yep.
Made it all herself.

>>16433872
Of course.
Although it gets kinda weird because the ship IS the queen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433804
Were you the guy I was discussing late night waifu's with who wished that mine would protect me from the NotSiberia winter? I had a dream about her last night

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433878
tell us about your dream anon
dream posting time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433876
Man, you have to appreciate her going the extra mile to make it, even if she wasn't garanteed to get a husbando.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433878
Sure am! Howdy BuffAra Hellhound anon. Noice! What about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433882
I already posted my dream in the beginning of the thread!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433849
>Kiki-Pirates make land to raid and pillage a seaside village
>Said "Raiding and Pillaging" involves breaking into every home in the hamlet, and cleaning them to a perfectly spick-and-span state
>They then take a small hourly recompense for their work, and head back out to sea

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433891
What happens if someone from their target goes, "Wait! Take me with you."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433884
Yep.
She wasn't going to just let her dreams be dreams.
She also practiced her axe skills

>>16433891
Truely they are frightening creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433902
So would she be a short muscle Kiki, or a big one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433838
>No Loli Demon to make a contract with you to let you have her chastity in exchange for taking responsibility for making her used goods

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433907
Big.
Big and muscled, although there would be shorter ones around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433891
>They break into a mansion and clean it perfectly
>They return to their boat and leave
>The owner and his maid returns
>The maid is a kiki
>Master had to hug her and pet her too keep her from crying that day

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433838
Would rather not have to wait.
Or at least perma-loli, but that's just me. Also better suited to Devils I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432630
>Looks it up after forever and a half
"Oh...Yeah."

Revised Version:
>"I am the bristles of my brush."
>"Sponge is my body, and Disinfectant is my blood."
>"I have cleared away over a thousand stains."
>"Unknown to dust, nor known to lime."
>"Have taken great care to ensure that mastah's home is spotless."
>"But these hands will never receive a ring."
>"So as I spray,"
>"Unlimted Broom Closet."

>Gigantic supply closet materlizes filled with spray bottles, mops, brooms, sponges, and various brand name cleaners.

>"Drown in bleach and be cleansed."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433919
>Cleaning NTR
I-Is this a thing now...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433926
I think it's NTR only if the master requested or lured the crew in himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433926
>I clean better than you.
>There is no way you can leave it this shiny!
>You'll never be able to dust like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433882
Sure I'll post it!
>>16433885
Nice to see you again. Yeah I dreamed about her and I having coffee. We were in a place I used to go to in high school, she came up to my high school town to meet family. I distinctly remember sitting at the table by the window, watching her look out the window at the snow drifting around the gaslight lamps. It was probably the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. Holy shit I know what I want my first commission to be

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433926
>depressed kikis with no masters write cleaning ntr stories on anonymous imageboards
>even shoggoths think they're sick fucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433922
>I must not maid
>maid is the taste-killer
>maid is the little-slav that brings total obliteration
>I will face my maid
>I will remove it from around me and from my premises
>and when it has been removed I shall turn my inner eye and see its squats
>when the maid is gone there will be nothing to clean. Only I will remain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433943
Wow, that's a beautiful dream! I've had a couple dreams of my waifu, and they were fantastic. Here's to all of us having more in the future!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433943
Damn man, that's fantastic. So calming too. Did she talk at all? Say anything to you?

>>16433955
Here here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433915
Anon, both parties are kids in this scenario.
It's a desperate attempt by the Demon to make sure she can see her friend again.

>>16433920
Demons are for growing up into wide hipped Onee-sama types.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433891
Do they spend the entire time laughing maniacally like they actually ARE raping and pillaging?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433958
She did yeah, she was looking out the window and started to recite that poem I mentioned last night, Autumn by Pushkin. After finishing the first two verses she looked at me and smiled the sweetest fucking smile. She said I love you in her native language and as she leaned in for a kiss I woke up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433943
Fuck I want to have really comfy dreams with my waifu. I'm greatful for having some, but none where really comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433965
Gah, that's absolutely sublime, man. There's no way you can't get a commission of that to remember it by, it sounds absolutely amazing. Glad to hear it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433976
Comfy dreams are the best. I had one where her and I were walking through a snowy forest together hand-in-hand (paw-in-hand?), and it was lovely just having her lean on me like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433963
Of course!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433961
>Demons are for growing up into wide hipped Onee-sama types.
Fine, I'll stick to Devils for my wide-hipped perma-loli preferences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433044
She's a curator at the museum of monster history and sometimes helps with monsterizing girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433976
If its any consolation, I only have dreams where my waifu and I fight each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433965
Damn Anon, that sounds lovely.
I've only had one dream about MGs and they just passively raped me.
It wasn't even my own waifu doing the raping...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433987
The most comfy one I had was just me and her talking a bit after I found her. It was just casual talk amidst the daily life.

>>16433993
That sucks. I had a dream where I almost killed myself just to be together with my waifu forever, but she got extremlly upset and told me to stop.
May you have a very happy dream with your waifu, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434001
Slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433976
I'd like that too; particularly with the striking and memorable imagery the above anon describes.

Only dream I've ever had involving my waifu was A) Cosplay, and B) Mostly just odd for all the other things it had in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434004
Yeah, not my proudest moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16431357
>Undertaken the Great Portage south through the eastern riverlands, fighting off marauders, lending your aid to the Kikimora Queen of Rus.
>Kikimora Queen

I can't help but imagine what a Kikimora Queen would look like, or a Kikimora princess for that matter.
How would that even work, I bet she wouldn't enjoy anyone cleaning around here, but she can't just go clean around herself, thats unbefitting for a queen.

I bet she creates her own littles messes in her private quarters after a long and hard day of being pampered and getting more and more frustrated, just to get rid of the stress in her body before it all starts over again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433961
>>16433991
Demons are good wide hipped lolis too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433961
>Looking up in stunned horror at the voluptuous, red-eyed demon that suddenly materialized straddling you gently in bed
>She's smiling as if she knows something you don't, your mind is blank with fright and confusion
>Places your hands on the sides of her sprawling hips as she bends forward towards you, her firm, full breasts hanging and then pressing against your exposed chest
>her lips graze along your nape, then slowly move up your neck achingly slow, her warm breath causing your skin to squirm and your hairs to stand up
>finally her face comes into full view inches from yours, her lightly glowing red eyes set in their black-abyss dominating your vision as her whole body begins to press deeper against you
>After what feels like an eternity, the Demon finally speaks in a sultry, low, yet oddly friendly tone
>..."Found you, anon. I win~"
>She snuggles against you closer as a faint memory of a game of hide-and-seek and a piece of paper signed in crayon flits across your mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432125
>>HBG's Penywise having a thing for stories with goth or counter-culture guys
pls no

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433976
>>16434001
Thanks guys, don't worry I know you'll all have comfy dreams soon.

>>16433980
Now I just need to figure out who I want to commission for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434026
I like to think I was pretty accurate, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434025
>She snuggles against you closer as a faint memory of a game of hide-and-seek and a piece of paper signed in crayon flits across your mind
I'm gonna die, that's so cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433926
So, would intentionally cleaning incorrectly be the equivalent of cleaning gore?
Stuff like:
>I just washed my dark blues and whites together without any color grabbers!
>I'll just sweep the crumbs under the rug. Who's gonna notice?
>I don't organize my room because I know where everything is!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434037
Thanks Anon, you too.

Man, my waifu is gonna put me through the ringer if we meet....

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434060
>KikisScreamingInAMovieTheater.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432576
I want shoggy's OCs to go and stay go

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434025
>>16434046
>"But why do you gotta move anon! Why can't we just stay friends?"
>You don't really know, you just gotta. You wish you didn't have to but that's the rules.
>The blue skinned girl pouts and the both of you sit skulking on the edge of the swing-set
>Suddenly, she beams like she realized something and goes running off to her house, only to return a minute later with a old-fashioned-lookin' piece of paper and a red crayon
>"Anon, my momma always said if you find a guy that you wanna not have leave you ever, you can have 'em sign this paper and then they never have to go!"
>"You sign it, and if I beat you in a game of hide and seek I'll sign it too! That way its fair and your parents can't get mad, anon!"
>You're pretty sure that's not how this stuff works, but she brought that old fancy paper out and everything... and the truth is, you really do wish you could just stay with her...
>You take the crayon from her hand and sign the paper in your best handwriting before she gives a 'yaay!' and hugs you close
>"Okay, now go hide and I'll count to a hunred!"
...
>Your parents had come by and picked you up in a haste without giving you a chance to even say goodbye
>You look down at the mature, other-worldly yet impossibly femininely beautiful face smiling up at you as she pulls out a crayon and an old, crinkled and faded paper from between her breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433926
>>16433938
So it is the cleaning version of a gangbang while the Kiki maid is forced to watch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433943
>>16433965
holy fuck thats adorable and more cohesive than anything i've ever had, lucky you.

i've only had a short dream about my waifu cuddling me and patting me on the head while i was bummed about something.
it felt like she was actually head patting me which is what woke me up
its nice knowing she cares

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434087
You'll excuse me if this is the part where I hug her close and start crying a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434091
No, given she only bears witness to the result, not the actual act itself.

So more like returning to find the bukkake'd body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434103
>seconds turn into minutes as your arms press tightly against her back, hers doing the same to you
>you feel a small wetness both from your own eyes pressed against her shoulder and from her eyes pressed against the side of your head
>after what feels like hours, you both lightly loosen your grips and pull back, looking into each others' eyes
>her face is supernaturally unblemished even by her naturally black tears faintly streaming down her cheeks
>Seeing your face she gently smirks and emits a humming laugh, bringing her manicured finger up to brush the tears from the corners of your eyes
>She speaks, her tone still low and sultry but with the slightest waver in tenor
>"Anon... we are never playing hide-and-seek again."
>You can't help but smile as she pushes you back flat against the bed and places the crumpled paper against your chest, bringing the crayon to a blank space above where you had signed it all those years ago
>As she finishes signing it, it quickly bursts into cold black flame and disappears as a feeling like exhaling an exceptionally long deep breath washes over your every sensation
>Suddenly, you feel the absolute and undeniable compulsion to place your hands lower over her hips again, this time with your fingers spread back over her exquisitely rounded backside
>As your senses become addled and readjust to the odd unshakable feeling like there's someone else lightly impacting and experiencing them, she shifts herself lower on your hips and speaks again
>"...Besides, there are much more fun games we can play now~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434162
There's no way that either of us are walking out of that room virgins.
And then we'll go to the living room and find out if she's still good enough to beat me in smash bros.
Maybe start up a chill Persona 4 playthrough while we're at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434173
Just three months left till April...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434101
Waifu cuddle dreams are the best, I had one a little while ago, and I still feel fuzzy when I think of it. I'm looking forward to more dreams of her. Hopefully she speaks in the next one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434162
>>16434087
>>16434025
Cute. Cute!

>>16434173
I love the idea that this transitions into the 'casual demon gf' stuff from last thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434101
I wish I could have dreams of hellhound cuddles. I bet they're just the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434184
?
Oh wait, is that when Persona 5 is supposed to release?

>>16434186
I kinda want her to be shorter than me so she can sit on my lap and hold the controller without me having to tilt my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434162
That's sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434191
Would their cuddles be forceful yet soft and gentle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434195
>Oh wait, is that when Persona 5 is supposed to release?
Yes.

And thus the non-Japanese speaking portion of the internet can enter the realm of arguing about the best Thiefu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433639
Treehuggers don't shave or bathe often. He better go in with some sheers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434173
>>16434186
>>16434195
>>16434198
Thanks ya'll. I'm gonna save this idea and pitter around with it in my free time, its super fun and relaxing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434199
Probably. I bet they would forcefully grab you and pull you in like a big teddy bear, squeezing you tight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434191
I want to sneak up on a hellhound from behind and engage in surprise cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

Who makes a better teacher?

A Lich? Or a study cow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434214
Hakutaco, obviously. More diverse in her topics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434209
Man, I wish my waifu could just cuddlelock me into submission.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434204
Rude! I'll have you know that she doesn't have a bush and she loves taking baths, especially when they are pure water from her ryu friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434214
Lich.
They're the thickest Undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434195
>her horns are perfectly spaced to frame and hold your head in place as you rest your chin on top of her
>her tail is almost always gently yet firmly twirled around your wrist or bicep
>sits indian style in nothing but one of your oversized t-shirts and your favorite style/color panties with her wide hips flush against yours

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434214
For general subjects? Hakutaku.

For more specialized subjects? A Lich who is dedicated to said subject.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434214
Takus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434214
Cows.

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/4UEMWVYQ
Ghoulmas, update line 976.

Sorry for the wait, it drew out longer than I anticipated. Oh well, nothing wrong with dragging christmas cheer into mid January I hope. Let me know if the ending feels a bit anticlimactic, if you'll excuse the pun. Any way, Hope you guy enjoy it. As always, comments and criticisms are more than welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434212
Hellhounds strike me as the type who don't like being sneaked up on. I bet she would grab you and pin you to the ground out of reflex before realising it's you and apologising profusely, and then wrapping you up in a warm cuddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434231
>freak out the first time this happens because you're absolutely positive you're gonna pop a boner
>she giggles and before you even sit down she uses her contract-mindlink thing to just instantly make you have one
>play her in some versus game and get absolutely trounced because you have a raging hard-on
>Right before giving you a consolation prize blow-job she tells you you're gonna have to learn to git gud while dealing with those kinds of 'distractions'
>On the one hand, nice to know that she will never, ever, ever be weirded out by an awkward boner, on the other you were hoping you could see what the reward would be for actually WINNING a game

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434245
More gothic Kiki and Doppelganger

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434258
>implying I'm not going to be hugging her from behind with a grip of iron, nuzzling into her back.

She can try to pin me all she likes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434258
Surpise buttslap a hellhound and run away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434266
I bet that would only just turn her on

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434274
Even better. I want to see what she does when I take a plane to fly away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434231
>>16434259
Good god, I want this so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434281
You know that scene from the Twilight Zone?
That happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434274
That's my hope.

Only now do I realize how little art I actually have of Hellhound ass presenting/worship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434289
Oh.

That can't be g

[Anonymous No.]

>OniTengu finally draws Anubis
>She's not a glorious brown tittymonster
I'm not angry, just disappointed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434295
Oh. That's an anon down.

Remember kids, be careful of slapping your waifus ass, because you will pay what you owe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434302
Onis tits have gotten way out of proportion anyway. This is a nice break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434307
I kinda want to slap my Demon childhood friend's ass just to see how she'll pay me back during games and cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>Dire Kitsune
>Inhabits on the deepest of forests in Zipangu, spoken about in rumour or myth. Thought to be even older than the current Demon Lord
>Worshipped as the Kami of Foxes, namesake of the Inari
>In her humanoid form, stands roughly 220 - 240 cm in height with a single, golden tail. Legs are digitigrade, similar to the Griffon, with massive paws. Has facial markings like two sets of three whiskers on either cheek
>Often times will be found wearing either an ofuda or shimenawa (binding rope), otherwise completely nude at all times
>Fully capable of transforming into her full fox form, where her size increases to 24 metres tall and long. Can communicate in the tongues of men, but the words will not sync with her muzzle
>Notoriously territorial, can breath great gouts of foxfire that transform human women into Youko, Inari, or Kitsune-Tsuki
>Known as the 'Mofu that Blocks the Sun', a Dire Kitsune will usually never take a husband; In the rare instances this happens, however...
>The soul of their beloved will forever be trapped in her orbit, as a satellite to her Sun
>Through oceans of time they will reincarnate endlessly and make their way to Zipangu, where the DK awaits them, as she always has

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434314
Hm.. Sudden tailjobs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434302
We really don't have enough art of thiccnubis. I will hopefully be changing that soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434313
Other than the jub and that one loli fox, I don't think so. Though it helps that the girls he has drawn are usually predisposed to having huge knockers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434315
>Legs are digitigrade, similar to the Griffon
You ruined it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434324
YOU ARE HUGE, YOU HAVE HUGE TITS. WIGGLE-N'-WIGGLE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434324
Big tits are fine, but not when they're the majority of the girls body mass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434316
Sudden Tailjobs while she pretends she doesn't know what you're talking about with that catlike smug smirk on her face.
Even after she's made you cum for the fourth time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434344
Now that's some next level shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434324
Not big enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434314
>slap her ass as she's walking past you
>legitimately surprised, lewd moan
>just smiles at you but you can tell she's hatching a scheme now
>later on, playing single player game while she sits in her usual spot in your lap
>out of nowhere she slowly slips one hand down the front of her shirt, her fingers gingerly inching past her panties and into unseen territory beyond
>her other hand cups and deeply fondles her own breast
>your eyes are on the screen, bewildered as you may be, but you notice out of your peripheral vision that she's turned her head up to look right at you, her crimson eyes boring into your brain
>you can feel the heat around you rising as she works herself up, her fingers deftly plumbing her depths while she man-handles her own braless breasts over her shirt, tweaking her own nipple
>breathing VERY heavily, eyes looking desperately at you, her tongue lolling out of her succulent lips, sweat beading on her as she starts to moan and whimper
>start to turn to look at her but she takes her hand from her breast to keep you from doing so, locking your head on the screen still as she breathily gasps out 'please don't stop... baby...'
>you're sweating like crazy as you see her return to groping and fingering herself, her tailspade now disappearing down the front of her panties as well as she brings her fingers up to her lips for a moment to taste them before returning them to work, all the while her eyes still fixated on your unwatching form
>Finally she builds to a climax, weakly sighing your name repeatedly as you feel her whole body convulse in your lap
>leans her head up to nibble your neck before standing up to head off to your room, again all out of your peripheral vision
>after what feels like an eternity, you hear a breathy 'your turn baby..." from the bedroom
>scene ends with the TV flashing a big 'GAME OVER' screen, a lamp and a table between the living room and the bedroom knocked over and very loud noises coming from behind the bedroom door

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433943
I wish I could see comfy dreams like that instead of crazy bullshit. I did see a couple of pretty nice dreams a few months ago, but the character wasn't a monstergirl or anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434348
Cute childhood friend or not, Demons are naturally inclined towards lewdness.

>>16434358
There isn't going to be a surface in that bedroom where I don't fuck her after that.
Someone going in there with a blacklight will wonder how we ended up doing it on the ceiling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434307
No I'm still here. I just remembered that I also slapped that hard snake and the one that had a slap here sign and they went berserk.

Good times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434344
>>16434358
>>16434386
A
Fucking
Men

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434245
I wish I had a big bootied Undead of my own. Lovely conclusion Peny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434101
It was the most vivid dream I've had in years. Maybe she's trying to reach out to me? Also headpats a cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434318
>I will hopefully be changing that soon.
Marvelous.

[Anonymous No.]

Trying to find art that:
>has a monster girl
>features pregnancy
>isn't fucking hyper preg bullshit
is like trying to find a needle in a haystack.
Holy fuck why is there so much of the ridiculous fetish shit aaaaaAAAAAAあああああああああああ

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434386
I, uh, I'm just gonna stick to my land based waifu.
>>16434388
If I slapped my waifu's ass my hand would hurt.

[RGR Anon No.]

It's that fucking time again.


>Be you, browsing on the nets.
>Get bored with the usual porn.
>Decide to ask your white knights about posting some tits and vag since they always stood up for you.
>A few moments later, the true horror begins.
>What the fuck, how did genetics screw up this badly?
>There is the A cup Holstaur.
>Then there's the lizardwoman who looks like a cancer patient.
>THEN there's the hellhound, who clit could be mistaken for a dick.
>Thehorror.jpg


>Be Anon again, that is never going to change.
>Wind up in Zipangu.
>Which is monster girl version of Japan.
>Up and including the cultural awkwardness.
>Yes, this includes the game of train grabass.
>But you sir weren't going to put up with that shit.
>Not today.
>So you grabbed the THICCIEST newspapers.
>Today you're prepared.
>You get on the train along with the other fine folk in a meaningful fashion.
>Same has usual, the place is jammed pack.
>Not even three seconds leaving the station, you feel light pinch on your ass.
>NOT TODAY FUCKER.
>You give the offending hand a hard slap with the newspaper.
>You hear an "ouch!" before the hand reels away.
>That'll teach you to mess with the backseat.
>Again, another squeeze.
>Double slap with the newspapers.
>Two red marks seen on the feminine hand.
>This shit is getting old.
>Another grab, this time, you slap it away with machine gun slaps with your newspapers.
>The hand retreats.
>All was quiet for the next two stops.
>Then, one of the earlier hands was back.
>This time with friends.
>Niggayouserious.jpg
>Let's get it on has you ready the newspapers in your hands.
---
>Be kitsune subway cop on an open air platform.
>It was a nice day.
>Nothing major hasn't happened today.
>The usual rabble that needs to be dealt with, but besides that nothing was going to crap on your day.
>You then hear the usual announcement meaning the train has arrived.
>Everyone starts to crowd around the edges.
>What...
>The train is on fire.
>You damn well know trains aren't supposed to be on fire!
>It was also moving faster then normal!
>You could hear audible screaming coming from the train.
"Everyone leave the platform! Now!"
>You shouted out has the other platform officers start shuffling people away from the edge.
>Everyone else starts murmuring about what's going on.
>As the train starts to slow down, you notice that it's rocking side to side violently.
>Some of the windows have been smashed.
>The train despite being on fire, brutally trashed and violently rocking side to side, pulls in neatly.
>"Please have a safe day."
>The loudspeaker announce before the doors slide open.
>As soon the doors peaked open, everyone started to pour out of the doors in a mad hurry.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZuH4_Zn6YM
>The sound was deafening.
>Incubi and sucubi both climbing on top of each other to escape the mayhem that was on the train.
>After a few seconds, the crowds clear.
>Within the train you see only a masculine figure wearing a tattered business suit.
Duel wielding thick pair of newspapers in his hands.
>He turns around.
>He stares at you with blank eyes, before letting out his terrible scream.
>"FUCKING NORMIES WILL. NOT. STOP. TOUCHING. MY. ASS. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>This is going to be a long fucking day.


I would post more, but I've gotta go to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434416
Break it up into multiple posts

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434409
It's always good to find art of a gentle expectant mother after wading through a galactic sea of shit.

[RGR Anon No.]

>>16434420
Sorry, I'm used to having a two thousand word count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434410
If I slapped my waifu ass she would wrap my hand with her tail and look back at me with a really lewd face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434364
It'll happen when you least expect it anon, and when it does I'm sure your waifu will treat you wonderfully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434432
Well, in my case after the smack, I'd get pounced on by a seven and a half-foot muscly fire newt who just went into heat.

Et vos, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

This is a cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434386
>"...Babe, have you wanted to try aerial inverted cowgirl?"
>Slowly raise your head from your breakfast
>She's still just sitting there, casually drinking coffee
>No, you can't say you have, also what manner of sluttery is that supposed to be?
>"...Mmk."
>Silence
>What do you mean 'MMK'?! You can't just lead in with a question like that and...!
>"Hey, unrelated, be home a bit early tonight, ok babe?"
>You're not sure if you're inspired or repulsed by that suggestion given the previous context

>You're home an hour and a half early that night

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434448
My dragon would use the grip she has on my hand with her tail to down me. After that she'd climb on top, looking me straight into the eyes and release one of those heart-shaped full of pheromones smokes at me, making me inhale everything and get a mind filled with her while she licks her lips and slips her meaty claw inside my pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434464
My big newt would just combust at this point and just guide my hands to her waist with a grin. Afterwards, high-tempurature intercourse ensues, which causes steam to rise from the immediate surroundings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434450
She'd look better with the MGE styled paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434443
>It'll happen when you least expect it anon, and when it does I'm sure your waifu will treat you wonderfully.
I guess I'll have to make do with monstergirl dreams being interrupted by presidents from real-world superpowers, alien doomsday weapons, and Mikhail Gorbachev coming back as a terminator cosplaying as Rambo after being thrown on subway tracks and getting electrocuted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434511
Anon, what the fuck?
Does your waifu show up halfway as a love interest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434511
...Sit down anon. Let's talk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434511
Were you the same anon who dreamed about a Wight but was interrupted by Putin?

[Anonymous No.]

I know raijus are not very liked here due to the headpat meme but i would honestly want to marry one and give her plenty of gorgeous daugherus with lots of cuddling and mate pressing involved

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434486
My big wall lizards would give me some soft strokes and a deep kiss with her super hot mouth. She knows that gets me her like nothing else.
After I'm ready to sail she would turn around and ready herself over my meat pole, showing her glorious ass and that little red spot, saying "All you had to do was ask" before lowering herself and riding me reverse cowgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434526
So long as you don't get noogied like that one guy, I'm sure you'll live a happy life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434534
noogied?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434393
Cute Demon waifus are love.

>>16434410
Coward.

>>16434456
That'd better involve her slamming me against the ceiling with her plump ass as I hold on for dear life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434542
You never heard of a noogie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434554
No?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434531
Goddamit man, my creative abilities are too weak to compete
Well, after some time of furious humping, my beloved scorching gecko would raise me off the ground and gently place me on the bed, giving me a kiss on the cheek. She would the use her burning claws to raise my legs up. Concluding by locking me into the Amazon position.

>>16434545
Hey, her chiseled ass is literally iron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16431764
How do you pamper a vampire? they are immortal,rich and haughty

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434563
Its where you ball your first, and grind it into someones head. Used both as bully tactic, and endearment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434578
ball your *fist

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434545
That's exactly what it involves.
And as she flips around to reverse cowgirl with a mischievous grin she says you have to praise/worship her booty or she'll slip out and make you fall

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434578
wouldnt that hurt the raiju? fluffing her head sounds gentler

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434563
There was once an Anon who took a shower.
His water heater had blasted,
Which gave him a look oh so dour.
Then he got electrocuted, the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434571
Why wouldn't my Demon waifu have a soft, plump poundable ass?
Gotta compliment those childbearing hips with an ass to match.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434545
>Cute Demon waifus are love

100% true. Also playing completely oblivious/innocent while doing something extremely obnoxiously lewd is fucking DIAMOND tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434589
As a man with a muscular waifu, I recede my point to you, as soft welcoming glutes are quite nice.
I just like 'em on the strong side, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434585
My dick is rock hard right now.
In return, once she gets off and lets us both down I'm going to pound her ass into next week.
She'll even do the thing where she pretends to escape only to get dragged back into the room for more.
>We're not done yet.
>"Noooooooo~~~!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434589
I think he was referring to how if he slapped HIS waifu's ass, it would be like iron

Of course Demon waifu's ass is a soft, bubbly thing that you swear speaks to you in your head begging you to grope it, though that could just be your waifu fucking with your contract-link

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434523
Yeah that was me.

I think I briefly and not very much in detail posted about the one with the aliens and an insanely convoluted plot before, too.
>dream is something about monstergirls on modern earth
>also at the same time aliens are negotiating with the world goverments about something
>I save a succubus from some kind of bio-monster abominations when she was for some reason at an apartment where I was living with a roommate
>roommate comes back and complains about me borrowing his missile launcher without permission again (???)
>meanwhile there's a "Zodiac killer" murdering people based on their zodiac signs
>but the zodiac motive is just a misdirection that he's using to cover up that he's assassinating politicians and other elite that have been bodysnatched by aliens to drive anti-mg sentiments, to cause chaos and make attacking Earth easier, the "zodiac killer" is actually a good guy
>the biomonsters from the start were engineered by the govenment compromised by the aliens
>Zodiac is chased down by government death robots and cornered, meanwhile the alien mothership makes landfall in Mecca, transforms into a giant beam cannon, and sucks in and absorbs all the pilgrims there into it's reactor for fuel and starts charging up and preparing to fire
>the dream ends on that cliffhanger
>I wake up and I don't even know what the fuck I just saw

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434601
That's exactly what I was referring to.

[Anonymous No.]

It's my head canon that Demons are the most wildly gifted lewd practitioners, but are terrible at everything else. They are clumsy and unskilled when not handling your body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434601
>>16434609
Oh. I was talking about being afraid of the on the ceiling sex when I called him a coward.
I guess we both miscommunicated a little.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434576
By thinking up new, inventive and erotic methods of feeding them your blood. By giving them quality foot and back massages. And most of all, you pamper them by brushing their teeth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434618
That's not a very good headcanon.
If my demon waifu wasn't good at anything but lewd then we couldn't play video games together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434620
Oh wow, then there really was miscomunication here then. That's a little awkward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434618
I'm pretty sure the encyclopedia page makes them out to be pretty damn competent hence the whole 'they think humans are so beneath them that they have to be protective of them', but its still a cute headcanon.

>Honey, you cant just solve everything with a blowjob
>she starts giving you a reality-shattering blowjob
>...Okay outside of THIS SPECIFIC circumstance, you can't solve everything with a blowjob

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434571
While my Hemidactylus frenatus goes up and down on my dick, I would quickly grab and play with her lewd tail, making sure to lick the tip and stroke her sensitive underside, which would make her get even hornier and say even lewder things.
After a good session of teasing and pounding her insides would get hotter and hotter, her body showing signs that she will soon come with her mind lost in pure pleasure. And with one final thrust, her whole body would arch back, her tail would wrap itself around my playful hands and she would release flames in the air along with a loud, lasting moan and a squirt of her feminine dragon juices while I paint her insides white with my semen.

I should go to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434630
My bad man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434629
but she's endearingly bad at them. She always looks at the controller, or lets the game frustrate her, or loses herself to the controller vibrations.
>>16434637
Pretty much what I pictured.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434599
>you ride her much that she walks limp next morning with a VERY pleased face

would demons with big butts love being groped every morning by husbando?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434599
>Drag her back into the room
>"W-what are you gonna do to me, anon?"
>Instinctively feel the mental link open up, she's up to something
>start going to town on her, but can tell she wants you to do something else
>I-I'm gonna f-fuck that ass...
>Wave of mental pleasure coming from the link almost makes you cum on the spot
>"Aaah... what else baby?"
>Essentially eggs you on to say lewder and lewder and more derogatory things through mental orgasm shenanigans until you're both ahegaoing messes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434652
It would very quickly become so expected that if you didn't she would actively worry and be concerned first for your health and then self-conscious that she did something wrong

>Baby I am so sorry, was it the weight I lost? I can absolutely put more on if you want
>Was it the thong? It was the thong wasn't it? I knew I should have worn the black one, white was a terrible choice
>listen, baby, if there's anything I can do to make it up to you please, please, please let me know, I'm sorry and I just want you to tell me what I did wrong... do you wanna feel it now? Please feel it now, here, tell me where you want me to put it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434675
I just want a big rear vampire to have wing hugs and squeeze her plump rear any time she gets haughty

even better if she is wearing underwear or lingerie one size too small for her waist

[Anonymous No.]

>all this Demon love
I just want a thick Hathorite Demon onee-san, is that too much to ask for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434643
Given my waifu is capable of whupping my ass I don't think that works.

>>16434652
>>16434652
She's going to need to walk close to the walls to keep herself standing upright the next morning.

>>16434675
How would she react to being told I didn't grope her that morning because I was entranced by how cute her face was?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434684
>Undersized clothing on a plump bootied girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434638
As my searing reptile indulges herself in our amorous procreation, she leans onto my chest. As her breast press up to me, her rising warmth broils into to an erotic inferno and her hips move to and fro with savage abandon. As her tail swings broadly, I wrap my arms around her and further pull her into me. As our labored breaths exchange unto our bodies, We tighten our grips to our very limits as we both combust together, as our bodies twitch with pure bliss

Fuck man, I just can't compete anymore.
This was an interesting "discussion".
I need to up my writing game.
I need rest man...

>>16434641
Ah, no worries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434694
even alot better if the fabric looks like its struggling to not snap

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>>16434690
>Her face remains calm but she forgets to close off her mental link
>Simultaneously, you hear in your head the sound of a pounding heartbeat, her voice eep'ing, and smell her lovely scent intensify a bit
>Actually that last one might have been in reality as well
>"Ah, oh, well, that's good to know then, thanks baby"
>She retreats to her room, you assume you'll start sensing her shlicking in a moment but it doesn't come
>decide to peek in on her
>She's hugging the pillow you use and kicking he legs up and down while rolling side to side on the bed, making an adorable sound like the one you heard in your head
>later comes out of the room acting her usual casual and slightly sultry

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434688
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433955

My dreams always follow the pattern of "just out of reach" and it's made me hate dreaming.

One time though, when I was about 17, I woke up and felt something I've never felt since. I felt this great warmth, like someone was watching over me, loving me.

What I wouldn't give to feel that again. I'm 28 now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434701
She turns from the waist to look back at you and grabs a handful of herself asking if it makes her ass look fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434711
muh heart. Truly this is Demons thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434711
My.
Fucking.
WAIFU.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434694
>>16434721
Remember to delete off-topic reaction images

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434697
What are you talking abou, anon? I don't even know proper english.

After my little sunset pineapple finishes This one is for my waifu , she slumps down on top of me, where I reach around and give her a big hug, massaging just bellow her bellybutton where her womb is with the intent of making pregnancy easier. I would then nuzzle and kiss her cheeks, saying how much I love her as she moves her hand back and shuffles my hair, giggling and calling me her dummy.

Good night anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434715
Damn.

[Anonymous No.]

what it means if your vampfu got some garlic by her bedside before going to sleep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434711
You're not allowed to make waifus this perfect theres a rule against that

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434732
It's a cruel world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434729
Ah, it's just that you built up your part, but I got so used to making things brief that I can't reall make short stuff sound good.

Anyways, I hope you have a nice night and dream of your waifu, now if you don't mind, I crave slumber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434734
She gets horny

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/HB2iwazd

Fallen Brides translation update. 3,000 words this week. Was going to be more, but I had to format my HDD and I've still got 3 manga to translate scripts for.

Enjoy snake sex, because it's going to continue for something like another 20 pages. (And FB pages are huge.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434737
Fuck you, I'll have my perfect Demon childhood friend waifu if I want.
I'll hold her close every day and tell her how glad I am she managed to find me!
The day she gets pregnant will be one of the best days of our lives!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434742
Take care not to burn yourself with your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434753
Ha, Burn ointments son.
And she's a gentle giant anyways, she wouldn't hurt a fly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434749

Oh fuck yes. Best girl coming through.

Thanks dude.

[Anonymous No.]

I like big beefy Onis

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434774
Who wouldn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434749
Noice! Thanks for your hard work!

>>16434751
>Especially romantic night with Demon waifu
>passionately finish together
>lay down in each others arms
>suddenly both simultaneously sense the faintest, tiniest inkling of a third presence in your mental link

What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434774
I too would enjoy this.
In all meanings of the word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434774
Beeeg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434778
>What do?
Probably cry with joy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434774
that's nice I like cute confused cockatrice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434717
I don't know if I could handle constant yearning like that. I guess I should be happy with viewing entertaning insanity instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434743
Thats good or bad? i dont really need dhampir brats right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434789

I don't want the dreams to be that way, it's just something to be dealt with. It's frustrating but nothing can be done about it, afaik.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434751
>getting a demon pregnant
>ever

anon i got some bad news for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434774
>You will never oil up a big beefy Oni to give you a very lewd flexing show
Kill me now

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434802
Fuck you anon, my fantasy my rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434804
It would be like a dream come true

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434802
In the MGE that's not an issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434802
The obvious nature of MGE being that literally everything can get pregnant aside, don't demons in other mythologies also constantly get pregnant all the time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434810
>Hmph. Like what you see, Anon?
>Why don't you come closer for a better look?

I need more muscular Oni art. Too much of just fit/toned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434751
How does one become childhood friends with a Demon in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434812
didnt someone stated the more powerful the monster the harder it is to impregnate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434821
Don't make fun of her blue skin or wings, then make an innocuous promise that she turns into a contract so that you'll be bound to her when you both come of breeding age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434821
You just do.
Start from >>16433838

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434823
Yeah, Demons would honestly be one of the harder ones to do so but by no means impossible

Demons also probably are one of the quickest to steer you down incubization.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434774
big smug onis

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434823
I know that monsters in general are perpetually horny because it's harder for them to reproduce, so hornier = harder to impregnate would stand to reason. Would also explain why there's only a small handful of Lilims instead of the world having already been completely terraformed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434835
>9'10"
Too big. Anything over the 8' mark is too much girl to reasonably handle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434774
I want to fight that Oni.

I don't care if I walk away from it with a broken arm, fractured ribs, a dislocated jaw and almost every shred of pride I once had demolished. I still want to fight that Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434774
>that guy at the stand
how do you think the girl in the orange shorts would react if he told her that she looked very pretty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434842
i think shes just about right, maybe a little bigger,

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434854
>bigger
Anon, any taller than that and you'll be able to eat her out standing up. And at that point her fingers are probably gonna be bigger than your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434344
>>16434358
Jesus fucking christ

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434749
Oh baby, delicious snake goodness.
Thanks for the hard work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434859
good, femdom should result in complete smothering, ahouldnt even be able to see me under her, should look like shes just humping the bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434358
I'm confused as to what happened here

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434860
I know right?

>>16434865
Anon slapped his Demon Waifu's ass and she responded by teasing him and masturbating while cuddled up to him to turn him on.
Then she went to the bedroom and snapped the final straw that was keeping anon from fucking her senseless for the rest of the night.

[Anonymous No.]

So, would monster pheremones be a big black market thing?

Men spraying false 'claiming' pheremones on themselves so monsters dont rape/molest/etc em.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434867
Can you imagine the anticipation on her end knowing, and in her case mentally feeling, just how on the edge husbando was to coming in there and ravaging her? Just looking at that closed door and laying down on the bed getting ready for it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434881
probably the same kind of feeling anons would get in the same situation, but reversed.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be kidnapped by a horny vampire and be made her plaything for those days of sexual frustration

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434887
I want to be husbando'd by a horny jinko and used as a daki in between chufffuckings

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434886
How pelvis suicidal would be to blue ovarie an aphopis? >>16434887

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434900
Anon, that's how you end up in traction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434881
>Demon wife wants to have a 'normal' date day
>Wears a nice dress & everything
>Heading out to the car, she pretends to drop something
>Bends over, you see she has no panties on
>All day she hides horriby lewd acts as completely innocent things
>Go out for lunch, sitting in the booth together
>She holds onto your arm while stealthily guiding your hand to her already moist snatch
>Out and about, her tail will flick up and gently caress your crotch
>She takes every opportunity to give you a peek up and down her dress when nobody else can see (she left her bra home, too)
>Afternoon movie, she insists on sitting all the way in the back
>She whispers about all the naughty stuff you love to do with her
>She even plays with you (and herself) a bit, but doesn't get you off
>Get home, she cooks dinner in naked apron while pretending nothing is going on
>Trying to chill on the couch, clear your head
>She comes out in a skimpy, see-through lingerie top and black lace panties
>Sits in your lap, pretending to cuddle with you
>She's grinding her butt into you through the whole show
>Evenually gives a fake yawn and says she's tired
>'What do you say we turn in early, dear?'
>She gives you a dirty wink a she walks to the bedroom, stripping her few bits of clothing as she goes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434916
Ah, just a casual lovey-dovey day with a Demon wife.

MUH DICK JESUS

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434916
This kind of makes me want a semen demon, but I must resist because of musclegirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434749
Fucking noice

What manga are you translating?

[Anonymous No.]

Why are the "Hellish" monster girls so best?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434949
Cause they're so hot.

Now I want casual sinister exhibitionist Demon wife to meet up with Obnoxiously overpoweringly horny/rapey Hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl would be the most likely to hide in your closet or under your bed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434949
Because it turns out that black sclera makes them very expressive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434867
Oh.
Holy shit. Thats lewd as hell.
>>16434916
THATS LEWD AS HELLER

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434949
your plans for the afterlife are basically ready to go whenever you kick the bucket

when i die i want my hellhound wife to greet me and introduce me to her family

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434916
Shes really asking to make daughers right?

[Anonymous No.]

Ahhh!~

After 1000 years I'm finally free!

Time to conquer Earth! Muhahahahaha!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434965
what took you so long...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434949
>Hey Anon, what's cookin'? Wanna do some stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434965
i want to pull of her seal because I hate my pelvis

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434949
Hellhounds are the only ones I really care about. Fuck I love Hellhounds.

>>16434967
What kinda stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434916
>Get in the bedroom practically slavering
>She's pretending to be actually be asleep
>FUCK THAT
>she smiles to herself as you launch yourself at the bed
>'Fuck, I'm good'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434966
>It was a really heavy door, alright?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434965
GO GO PALLY RANGERS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Wt6XlVob_E

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434965

I want to help the cool beauty conquer the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434965
Alfa! Ushi's escaped! Recruit a team of Monstergirls with attitude!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434960
Demons are love anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434973
>lets hide 'n seek
>I'm it!
>I'll give ya a 30 second head start
>when i catch ya thats when the fun begins

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434965
You need a hand with that?
God I love mayadere girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434991
I want this with a Demon girl.
No mindlink though that's cheating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434993
Just wait! In her next form she turns green and is 10 times stronger!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434985
Now I can't stop picturing a cute little Automoton girl running around panicking

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434991
>You will never play more extreme hide and seek with your hellhound waifu
>You will never let her take one long, good whiff of your crotch before you trek out into the woods and set up camp in the middle of nowhere
>You will never patiently await her to find you and then ravage you all night long

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435006
Okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435003
>Aye aye aye! What do we do, DemonLord-on?
>Calm down Alfa!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435003
>"Awawawawawa! I need to alert the Paladin Rangers!"
>The Paladin Ranger's 'Crusader Watches' start to beep, warning them of the danger.
>Looks like they'll have to try and get it sorted before class starts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434978
Fucking jamming out here
I knew that eight year old kid was still in me somewhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435012
I thought it was Alpha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435006
>After several hours you begin to move around, hoping that perhaps you've eluded the Hellhound that chased you into the forest.
>Out of what seems to be luck, you found a cabin secluded in the woods that you can spend the night in to evade the cold and the rain.
>After a few more hours you hear something outside. Something large and fast.
>You duck inside the closet and cover your mouth as something moves into the room, sniffing and looking about.
>You dare not look out for fear that it would see you.
>The noise eventually dies down and seems to leave the room as you let out a huge sigh.
>Suddenly the doors fling open and the massive Hellhound stands in the closet's frame.
>Before you even have a chance to scream she picks you up and hurls you onto the bed, quickly tearing off your pants and shirt and pinning you down, her red hot pussy pressing against your rapidly hardening dick.
>"Cau~ght you~"
>The last thing you remember before your world became a whirlwind of nonstop pleasure was the sight of her steaming pussy devouring your penis and her hips turning into a lewd blur as her lips muffled your own.
>Seven days and seven nights later you stumble out of the cabin followed by a very smug, very satisfied Hellhound.
>"Wasn't that fun anon?"
And that's how you met your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

Do succubi practice the looks they give?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435025
>inb4 anon's waifu grabs the shota potions

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435013
That brings up the question though, would the Zords be Automatons or just regular robots?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434965
Now all we need is recurring the comic relief villains, who come with their own comical theme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwM8BTAQ3dM

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435034
that looks somewhat lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435034
Oh my god! What is she doing to that penguin?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435027

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435034
I want to have a face like that someday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435034
It's pretty instinctive for them.

Did cutie succubus finally get Anon's massive meat?

[Anonymous No.]

I like my devils with slim body,breeding hips and huge rears

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435034
I want to see Succubi making dumb faces while orgasming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435034
Its like a vaginal gag reflex. Completely natural and instinctual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435046
Nothing wrong with that, though I prefer mine a bit bluer and with a chest to balance out the butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435044
>tfw not "SO BIG!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434939
Right now? Mad Bull 34, Sukeban Deka, and one more I can't talk about. Also technically Shut Hell and Shin Mazinger Zero, but translation of the former is caught up to the Japanese release, and the latter is waiting on typesetting because it's a nightmare to work with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435056
You can always impress Mouse Girls or Fairies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435066
But I like big girls

[Anonymous No.]

Does your contract-signed Demon wife allow you to see your soul? Does she keep it on her or keep it locked away in a secure place? Does she shlick with it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435075
My soul's in my body where it belongs.
When the wife's feeling kinky though she'll let her soul mingle with it during sex so we feel each other's pleasure.
Actually causes us to thrust harder, thus amplifying the pleasure even more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435075
It's in both of your best interests that your soul stays firmly lodged in your body. Last I checked you're no lich.
She just gets full command over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435075
I don't think she actually takes your soul, anon. It's more that your soul is just bound to her. Though I'd be curious about what that would do to you if she did that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435075
I'd prefer to keep it inside me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435091
>When the wife's feeling kinky though she'll let her soul mingle with it during sex

Would that cause a recursive loop of pleasure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434965
Power Rangers is dumb and so are Ushi-Onis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435094
>It's more that your soul is just bound to her.
>Turns out her soul and yours are shaped like half-hearts

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435104
HNNNNNGGG

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435102
Keep reading anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Are Shogs Demonic in any manner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435073
Same, I just hope mamonobama makes my dick proportionate to her large body

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435111
Shogs are Chaos, so it's kind of like Demon+.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435111
They're CHAOS demons, so they fall under an entirely different hierarchy.
Something tells me Demons would be wary of Shoggoths because of the whole 'overprotective of their husbands' thing and the inherent kinda unknown nature of Chaos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435116
I love how soft the artist is able to make her tits look in that pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435006
>>16435033
i really want a hellhound to make me heart pupil
thats allowed right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435169
>Spoiler
Yes. Yes it is.
There's absolutely nothing wrong with a big strong monstergirl fucking you cowgirl while your legs wrap around her waist and she grins at you lewdly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435104
>"You promised, babe!"
>Fuck that, you're not doing this
>"Cmon baby, pleeeeease?"
>Nope.
>"...I'll let you ceiling bang me again if you do"
>...
>You both do a choreographed DBZ fusion dance looking thing ending with your hands doing pic related
>Wouldn't be that big of a deal if she didn't make you wear a fucking magical girl outfit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435175
>ceiling bang
My mind and dick are both curious as to what this entails

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435183

>>16434545
>>16434585

Alot of magic and clever wingwork shenanigans

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435183
I'm not up to date about Demon physiology, but I think that means she will hanging onto the ceiling with both her fingernails and toenails deep into it, and you are between her and the ceiling.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435191
Magic is also slightly involved to lower weight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435197
roach chan with a burger

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435197
Demon girl, given the whole thread's been about her.
Somethin cute with her lookin up in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435197
Gundam if Gundam were Automaton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435197
mighty morphing monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435197
Big tittied Sahuagins

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435197
Draw an Apsara teaching A bunch of MG's with big clawed feet how to dance

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435197
Draw an alp with cowtits losing balance and falling down due to the weight of her mammaries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435197
Black dragon waifu, Shoggoth nun, or Demon playing video games lewdly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435197
Big. Fat. Lilim. Spadetails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435203
A Gundamaton?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435197
Something with the cute Demon childhood friend stuff in the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435209
>Demon playing video games lewdly
Yeah, this >>16435197

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435204
No anon, the monster girls would be the bad guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435197
Demon girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435197
Whatever you draw, do it your own style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435197
Something with a Kunoichi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435216
yes and?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435197
Either a succubus in a track suit or a MILF salamander

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435197
>Lilims depressed about /mgt's opinion

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435211
Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435221
So they can't be the rangers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435197
A loli Kobold wearing a ball gag!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435228
Hey, did you know that i've changed my mind and that LILIMS ARE SHIT AGAIN?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435197
A Cockatrice excited that it's the Year of the Rooster!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435197
MILF bodied Ignis

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435201
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>>16435256
>I guess im not sleeping tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435263
use your post number to decide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435261
Sounds hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434402
Glad you enjoyed it, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435272
No problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435197
Hellhound flexing her abs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435263
Draw your Mantis with fuckhuge titties while we're at it. Mantis' have been drawn as flatty flatties for ages now.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are dragon maids so comfy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435197
Renault the OC Steelim!

[Anonymous No.]

Baa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435287
But if a Mantis has large breasts, she won't be able to sneak or hunt properly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435263
That's lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435312
More like Ba'al.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435312
Have you any wool?

[Anonymous No.]

Proust!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435372
Ein Prost! To mofu everywhere!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435372
Sláinte!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435263
Draw all of the above in a single bed with the covers pulled up tight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435210
Why do lilims/demons with THICK FUCKING TAILS sounds so god damn great?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435434
Because deep down you know you want to suck on them.
And I'm writing that! Aha! Aha! Aha!

[Anonymous No.]

>compulsively refreshing email inbox every few minutes for commission updates
Hello darkness my old friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434231

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435443
Curb your enthusiasm, anon. Do some squats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435437
Desire to know intensifies

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435437
Embarrass an abnormally thicc tailed Lilim via teasing her tail to an extreme? I'd do this.
Dig the tongue in the creases of her thick tails spade

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435448
It's too late at night for squats anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435447
I wanna milk that blueberries blueberries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435447
Oh I'm just doing a short little thingie where a guy is blackmailed into becoming an Alp's bitch.
>>16435450
No it isn't, I sometimes exercise as late as ten PM!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435453
>alp
dropped

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435453
>No it isn't, I sometimes exercise as late as ten PM!
Anon it's 1:30 am. Too late for squats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435454
And nothing of value was lost either way.
>>16435455
Past midnight means it's early! And the early bird gets the Wurm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435452
W-what?

>>16435453
>alp
DisappointedMikeStoklasa.jpg
Still sounds fun though

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435456
>Past midnight means it's early! And the early bird gets the Wurm!
I don't care for Wurms, so that's just fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435460
What's there to be disappointed about? It's more humiliating and shameful that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435456
Just would sound better with anything other than an alp. Oh well.

>>16435460
Squeeze, kneed, fondle, massage, caress, smother and gently kiss at the end

[Anonymous No.]

If you ever need a passing grade just ask your monster girl teacher, I'm sure she will be VERY happy to help you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435464
>with anything other than an alp
What do you want? An Amazon? I could do an Amazon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435473
Actually, go with alp. I'm curious now to how you subject anon to this humiliation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435473
No, an alp is fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435464
>dokidoki

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435477
>>16435478
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435488
Do it! I want to laugh and watch weak men get their deserts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435492
>deserts
The idiom is "just desserts", you nincompoop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435446
I want that, but replace the girl with a MGE demon and replace the cushion with my lap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435503
Were I a drawfag or had one tied up in my basement, I would. Though this is closer to how I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>16435517
Noice! I like the hair, and nice smug goin on

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435214

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435527
Oh you scamp

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435527
Cheeky!

[>tfw breastfed by a holstaurus(...) No.]

wip

https://twitter.com/SnibakoDraws/status/821989332617609220

Goodnight y'all o/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435548
You're pretty great, Snib.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435527
Nice.

>>16435498
Fuck. My brain is not working at all right now, my apologies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435548
Night mane. Good shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435548
Ooh. Curse you Starless for making me like this so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435551
N-no u

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435517
>I forgot to draw wings

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435561
>i didnt save the picture as a sai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435561
>>16435563
Given that particular demon was probably chilling on a couch, she probably just retracted them or something.
It's fine man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434749
Bless you for bringing snake sex to all us

>>16434868
Pheromones would arouse you so hard you'd go out of your way to find a monster girl and have sex with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434732
I recall a college roommate selection pic with this art being used. Had a fellow named Rupert as a choice as well. Anyone happen to have it? I have a makeshift harpy chick greentext in return.

>”Lookie there dumplin’. That there’s a bird.”
>”Birb?”
>”Yep. Bird. Can ya see wut the bird’s doin’? He’s peckin’ the ground to find food.”
>”Peck peck.”
>”That’s right. And we’re harpies. Kind of like birds ourselves. Can ya tell me how?”
>”Feet!”
>”Good on ya, dumplin’. Was expectin’ wings but sure, those too. … Hey, whatchu doin’ now?”
>”Peck peck!”
>”Wait just a-!”
>WHAM!
>”Waaaaahhhhh!”
>”Awww no, c’mere, c’mere. Ya scratched yer face up but good. Let’s getcha cleaned up quick now.”


>>16434749
Oh good. The kidnapper has more translated.

Thanks for your work. I don't read anything past any implication of the start of corruption but thanks for your work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435214
>anon gets angry that she plays on easy mode
>this gets her more aroused

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435593
I hope no-one forgets that the Demon from the greentexts was good enough at video games to curbstomp anon in Smash and Street Fighter.

[Anonymous No.]

Lewd Demons are great but I'd rather have a wifely Devil
Both is the best though, I wonder if they'd get along or fight over you

[Anonymous No.]

>All this love for demons

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435609
she does it on purpose to piss anon off because she thinks thats cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435614
...on Earth as it is in Hell, amen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435312
baa to you too, also selling any blankets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435614
Demon childhood friends who track down their friends who they signed a precocious marriage contract with are the best.

>>16435617
>"Ano~n! Can you help me with this pa~rt?"
>You can beat it yourself and we both know it.
>"...I'll give you a blowjob while you do it."
>... fuck it, give me the controller.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435614
I want to kiss her horns

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435628
>Demon childhood friends who track down their friends who they signed a precocious marriage contract with are the best.
I smell a story!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435631
The story's already kinda in the thread anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435627
She can't sell a blanket made out of her wool to a stranger
What if you masturbate while covering yourself with it? She won't ever be able to get married after that

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435634
Okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435639
To basically sum it up:
>Anon and Demon are childhood friends around 5/6 years old.
>Anon has to move away because reasons.
>Demon tries to make a contract with Anon that if she can beat him in hide and seek he stays.
>His parents find him and move away before he can say goodbye and before she can find him.
>Years pass, anon is now 21.
>She finds him somehow and he suddenly remembers the childhood contract, which she still has.
>She completes it since she finally found him and beat him at hide and seek.
>They cry in eachother's arms for a bit before having a mindblowing first time together.
>Anon ends up with a cute Demon waifu who wants to catch up on all the fun they missed out on while also having a lot of kinky sex.
And that's the story of my waifu.
No joke, no hyperbole, Demons are my #1 girl now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435673
Sounds like a cute waifu
Is she the types that want to become a proud mother and wife or does she just want to spend time with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435708
She wouldn't mind becoming a mother, but for now she just wants to spend time with the childhood friend who was unfairly taken out of her life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435728
>Missed middle, high school and most of college
You have a lot of catching up to do
I hope you aren't allergic to blueberries because you'll be eating them breakfast, lunch and dinner

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435527
What act of sluttery is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435741
You say that as if gamer boys don't lick their controllers for views and likes

[Anonymous No.]

So I heard you like the girls of Gehenna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435760
I don't know what's better, demon or a grown up devil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435737
I think I said earlier that there won't be a surface in my room that me and her don't fuck on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435766
>grown up devil
Wonder what that would look like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435760
Can she kill me and make it quick and painless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435769
A skinny christmas cake with pigtails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435760
The South but with Monster Girls

I bet Not!America in MGE is fun. Pirates in the Caribbean, Cowgirls in the West, Haughty Plantation Owner girls in the South, and spooky Lovecraft girls in the New England.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435785
I for one see no reason not to enroll at Miskatonic University.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435638
doesnt that mean i'd have to marry her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435760
>Gehenna.
And literally all I can think about is Blue Exorcist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435782
>Pigtails
Disgusting. That's not grown up at all.
>>16435769
Very similar to a Demon just with a more down to earth demeanor and slightly more tempting

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435760
Why is she playing violin? Did a Gandharva tell her that boys are sluts for musicians?
She shouldn't listen to birds

>>16435789
Yes it does
Or just promise you won't do anything lewd with her wool

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435800
marriage is easier

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435795
>Disgusting
Exactly! Stick to demons, they'll ara ara you right!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435805
Or a CC Devil who just doesn't have a bottom of theb barrel shit tier hairstyle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435809
I don't think one of those exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435809
Yeah, right next door to the 7' Baphomet with tits that would make a Holstaur green with envy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435768
Even in the kitchen?

>>16435801
I can admire your love for sheeps
Thinking about it she'd probably be happy to learn that someone does perverted things with her wool, she might not want to sell any of it to other people though

[Anonymous No.]

Wake up, we're here. Why are you shaking? Are you ok? Wake up. Stand up... there you go. You were dreaming. What's your name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435816
Tell me where this neighborhood is and I will live in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435800
It's not a violin, it's a fiddle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435831
Why don't you have a fucking nose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435831
Hi, I'm Tiffany.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435843
I see nostrils.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not sure if it was brought up last thread or the one before, but the topic of dire MG's that usually aren't dire seemed really fun. Do any of you Anons have a waifu that aren't usually seen as having a dire form? What do they look like as a dire? Does anything about their personality change?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435861
Is there a difference between a Dire P'Orc and a P'Uruk-hai?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435816
I bet loli-only species do have some extremely rare CC mutations but it's better to ignore them unless it's your absolute dream to have a 2 meters tall stacked Redcap bury your face in her tits

>>16435834
She still shouldn't listen to birds

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435864
Tits and whatever works for you as a "prettier face"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435861
Dire Mindlflayers do exist in D&D
I dont particularly care for them so I forgot most of their traits

Dire Atlach-Nachas would be a fucking nightmare, I'd rather have the regular cute loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435861
I'd assume they're already covered by Dai-Tengu.

[Anonymous No.]

I just woke up and now I'm thinking about how much demons would want to break through dimensions and cuddle, kiss, nuzzle and things like that with the whole thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435913
I can't help but think of Nyotengu when envisioning what a Dai-Tengu looks like
How do you imagine them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435916
We must chant the chants and maintain the warding spells.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435916
I don't really want demons I just want a cheshire cat and sleep with her until noon every monday, then eat lasagne with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16434429
Don't break it up into multiple posts, now its all neatly collected.

Or just do whatever you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435934
Just because one stupid cartoon cat loves lasagna doesn't mean a Cheshire Cat would love it too
Just eat sweets and drink tea just like all the other Wonderland girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435563
>itsgoneforever
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

Now it can't be colored at a later date either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435934
You are going to get at least a hug and a thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435861
I don't know if dire liches exist. If you go with D&D demi-liches would be their dire form and it would be hilarious to have a floating lich head as a waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435614
>slept though most of the demon love
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435921
Bigger in all areas, with more majestic wings with softer feathers with slight silver undertones. Their talons are sharper and have four toes instead of three. They have a poofy "collar" of feathers around their neck so they can strut around and look stylish to boys and the regular tengu. They love to grandstand about being ALL-POWERFUL AND KNOWING TENGU FROM THE DEPTHS OF THE MOUNTAINS to get what they want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435983
No rest for the wicked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435983
Give her love now. It's never too late to appreciate good girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435979
Maybe Liches with bombshell hourglass bodies that have overwhelming power?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435984
Damn son. Almost gets me into Tengus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435992
Might as well drop something I was daydreaming about the other day then.
>accidentally summon a demon while trying to do an unrelated spell
>she's polite, helpful and will never stop smiling but there's one issue
>she won't stop calling you onii-san and helping you with the most mundane of tasks
>when called out on it she just ruffles your hair, smiles and says that she wouldn't want her beloved onii-san to get hurt
>she's really 2000 years old and incredibly smug on the inside, humouring you like this amuses her
>although she makes up for it in bed and completely spoils you, doing anything you want within reason
I'd sell my soul for a demon like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436018
I would enjoy a super stacked shortstack tengue with bed head.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you have any random small facts about your waifu? Just some tiny details.
Like, what's her favorite food?
What's her favorite fruit?
What eye color does she have?
Her favorite color?
Her hair length?
Does she have a hobby?
Does she play some games? If so, what is her favorite genre?
Or maybe she's more into sports?
Something else that you can think of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436040
She drools on her pillow. She doesn't know that, but I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436020
every time I read these I'm happier then I die a little inside.

[Anonymous No.]

Osu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436040
She has noticeable scales on her cheeks and she's pretty conscious about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436073
I've felt that way a lot today as I was contemplating my love of all things kitsune.

[Anonymous No.]

Demons are evil rapists who make unfair deals! Don't trust them or love them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436089
>vulva rubbing the back of the head intensifies

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436089
It's not that unfair once you realize that the one managing the deal is also your wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436078
Not today, I have a headache.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436073
These threads are a double edged sword, bringing happiness and depression at the same time.

The world just isn't fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436089

When the demon lord sends its people, they're sending their best. They're sending demons that have lots of libido problems, and they're bringing their lust to us. They're bringing charm magic. They're bringing hypnosis. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people,"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436122
It's not funny when he's got nukes.

[Anonymous No.]

Tsun wolves are for being overly affectionate to!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436128
Tsuns are for leaving unrequited.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436078
I can taste the musk of death on my breath, and I just can't seem to bring myself to care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435984
That sounds great
I hope KC does something like this, especially the puffy collar and silver shades

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436040
Reading these questions made me imagine how it'd be to teach a feral monster girls about a life of comfort

Can you imagine showing your TV to a wolfu and cooking her an hamburger? She'd be so happy that she would forget all the lonely cold nights she spent in the wild starving

>>16436128
Eventually they'll give in and show their love, keep up the good work anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436131
They are for teasing and spoiling until they go on a rant while sporting heart pupils!

>>16436162
Exactly.
Gotta chip away bit by bit

[Anonymous No.]

you know what would be nice?
A submissive griffon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436040
Want me to answer all of those? Sure.
>Spicy meat cuty
>Pineapple
>Greenish
>Red
>Long, she uses a ponytail
>Mountain climbing and sky diving
>Yep but she plays casually, she likes adventures, rpgs and action
>Any sports. She is pretty competitive

She also scratches her back and butt with her tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436179
What do you mean?
How would she protect her treasure then?
The only way I see possible is that when you try to steal it she begs you to not touch it and instead steal her virginity

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436179
You know what would be nice? Griffon maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436179
But that's the role of the dumb flying lizards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436179
Could be good


>>16436201
She's sub to her husband and no one else

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436215
She can spot the smallest stain from 200 meters away

>>16436230
Then how does she meet with her husband if not by raping him?

[Anonymous No.]

>Swim-MING! Swim-MING!
Winter is pool season, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436291
God I wish I had an Anubis daughteru to hug right about now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436291
The pool is for babies
I'm gonna swim in the abyss and get taken by creepy chaos girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436286
Probably does some test of heart crap that, when she finds someone who passes, she becomes submissive to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436313
So you want her to be a female lizard?

[Anonymous No.]

...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436337
Cockatrice in red spandex racing a Cockatrice in yellow spandex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436337
"You can't hid in there forever Anon. Just accept my love!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436337
Is she delivering mail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436337
More charon when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436337
>Poke

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436327
No, a female lion bird, get your families checked!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436291
>take your litter of hellpups to the pool
>pool quickly becomes a sauna

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436337
An Anubis giving anon a hug.

Please.
I need comfort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436376
Now you got me thinking about a kiki and a griffon chirping at each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436337
HELLHOUND. ABS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436383
Ah yes, Auran, the secret language of birds.

Such a soothing sound

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436376
She's a lizard deep down

>>16436383
Be careful when the chirping starts to get too loud it means the Griffon is about to roar and make the Kiki cry again

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436397
I don't think it will be soothing man, kikis are half big dogs and griffons are part big cat.

It will be angry bird noises.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435614
Heck yes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436400
What does that even mean?

>>16436401
Will there be ruffled feathers and thrashing tails?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436400
Kikis can bark and howl, it's going to be a tough battle.

>>16436422
Yep, their fathers will stand up and get shaky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435203
From where did you take this clear pic?

[Anonymous No.]

>demon talk continued after I went to bed
>even got a few images too

I did good last night, waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436422
I don't even know anymore
Griffon might be full of pride but it doesn't seem out of their realm to be submissive to their loved one unlike Dragons who are too haughty for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436179
No, you already have Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436435
Yes it does, go with the female lizards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435831
Ah yes, we were expecting you. There are a few ways we can do this and the
CHOICE
IS
YOURS

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436430
>Griffon vs Kiki
>Chirping, roars and bark for hours
>Feathers flying everywhere
>They only stop once Anon orders them to
>He asks why were they fighting
>They don't know, it just started all of a sudden

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436430
Someone should get their shakey fathers back in their chairs before they hurt themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435831
LastNightsStorm

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436466
I don't know if anyone would get even close to them. They will stuff out heir chest and do that intimidating puffy thing that some birds do.

>>16436463
I guess in the end they are all chikens, falling to the superior power of the cock!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436492
>Intimidating puffy thing
I'd be very intimidated, especially if they have large breasts

And please don't ever make such a terrible pun/joke or the Kiki will have to wash your mouth with soap

[Anonymous No.]

>Vampire wakes up in foul mood during sunny mornings

how can i make her mornings better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436522
Oral sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436507
Of course they have big breasts. They even get some perky nipples to help intimidate one another. There is no knowing which one will win.

They would probably chirp and peck me for that bad pun. Looks like it didn't fly very well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436531
Probably just in a foul mood

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436492
>Kiki and griffin press their chests against each others' in an attempt to intimitheir rival while growling

This pleases MASTAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436522
A long, intense kiss with a lot of tongue twirling
Or this >>16436527 but be rough with it

>>16436531
>Perky nipples
The ultimate tool of intimidation, I wonder how they'd react if you weren't intimidated and played with their nipples instead

>Spoiler
This is the kind of stuff you say when you want your Kiki maid to be ashamed of you

>>16436553
Please don't encourage them

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436561
Why not?
The girl with the bigger bust wins, after all.

I mean, it's not like I'll start sneaking the loser holst milk so she can get the upper hand.

I promise

[Anonymous No.]

Wurm will never lose! NEVER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436597
She'll never win either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436588
Birds are elegant and fragile creatures
If you want barbaric breast fighting go watch bull fights

>>16436597
She loses to the dick .Always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436613
They don't fight, they just press them against each, maybe with a little growling, before backing off once one has obviously displayed her superior chest size

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436613
Nice meme

[Anonymous No.]

I wish i could buy this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436616
That can be arranged then, although there needs to be a more thorough testing done by a breast expert on the shape, softness, areolas, etc...
The best breasts should win, not the biggest ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436634
Is she?

[Anonymous No.]

Yes

[Anonymous No.]

With what body type do you like your vampires?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436672
Tall, fit, hourglass, large breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435979
>it would be hilarious to have a floating lich head as a waifu.
That would get old so quick

[Anonymous No.]

>Suddenly remember the time I had a strange as fuck night terror involving a demon
>It's now 2017

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436695
This is fine. Everything is fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436695
She was just messin with ya.
Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436672
Smug loli types, of course
The only relevant type of vampires

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436729
Why is naturalton the only artist on the planet that can draw attractive feet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436672
I like all shapes and sizes for vampires.

That image always makes me imagine the two older vampires grabbing the flat one's legs and holding her wide open for a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436717
>>16436719
>Demon wife being lewd/exhibitionist out in public with anon as usual
>notices someone being rude to him or insulting him for not being very attractive
>Demon silently whispers something in backwardsLedZeppelin towards him
>Portal opens in the guy's room that night and he's raped by a dozen imps
>Just as planned

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436735
>mother vampire and older sister vampire preparing little sister vampire for her first time with daddy
Neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436642
Maybe but size certainly wins points in my book.

There will be plenty of 'hands on' research though

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436747
>the older sister gives her a quick finger and puts it on your mouth so you can sample the juices

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436747
>>16436764
The Vampire family sure is strange

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436781
Stop questioning vampire traditions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436800
Parish the thought
Eh? Eh? Like a Vampire parish?

[Anonymous No.]

Let's talk about desperate old hag Monster Girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436672
This >>16436677

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436817
Ohh mmy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435197
>missed it again
Well fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436747
Better to have two older sisters prowling the town and taking their younger sister out for her first time.
>You'll never be an unsuspecting anon beset by three vampire bombshells and dragged into a MFFF 4some.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436828
>you go through each position three times as the older ones give the younger instructions on how to do it best

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436819
Don't let yourself get charmed by them! Careful!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436800
>Vampire wife is worried about her Dhampir daughter
>She's super obedient, does the housework and comes home at a good time if she goes out
>One day at dinner a knife slams into the chair inches from waifu's face
>Daughteru still eating her dinner, acting like nothing happened
>Vampire waifu wipes a tear from her cheek
>A tear of joy
>Finally, her little girl wants her dead like a normal Dhampir should.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436843
Cue DMC3 soundtrack

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436800
I dont get it, i had to gently "bully" her mom to make her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436855
Anon, she doesn't yet know where babies come from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436843
>Implying
Dhampirs would actually be good if they acted like Vampires and not like they do.

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any stories on Set?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436862
>not wanting a Hellsing/DemonHunter waifu that everyone knows is gonna get corrupted in the end

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436873
I don't like subs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436817

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436879
As a man, you should consider it a challenge to be overcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436837
Way too late for that. Christmas Cakes are love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436897
CC waifus>other waifus

Im going to make my 250 year old CC dragon a mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436817
Don't trust old hags. They're evil and only want a taste of dick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436906
And after they get it they are completely hooked.

Then they fall in love with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436836
>Soul is as drained as your body
>You're basically dead by this point and their techniques on blood-sucking sex didn't help.
>At least the youngest is a neat eater
>If you look pitiful enough they might let you go
>"And now, sis, its time to work on your restorative techniques. With this, you can keep your man going for days!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436914
Ew! They're old. Get yourself a nice young MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435548
>Fat lactating titties
>On a big Holst at that
Excellent stuff Snib.
>>16435614
I wonder how those lovely blueberries vary in appearance.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it wrong to want to roleplay a prostitute when having sex with my Demon waifu?
I'm kinda into the degradation a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436337
You're the only drawfag I didn't miss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436920
She is pretty young man,she's only 1000 years old!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436926
No. That's perfectly okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436432
Korean MGE2 scans that are up on Sadpanda right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433296
http://imgur.com/KdGoUj4.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436936
Wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433507
That Witch has one of the lewdest bodies I've seen all week!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436926
Nothing wrong with a bit of innocent roleplay anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436936
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436922
I know mine's a little shorter than me with wide hips, big tits and a fat ass.
She's also got her hair in a ponytail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436926
She'd be absolutely thrilled at you taking the initiative for something kinky like that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436933
I just want to look up and see her lewd face as she mercilessly thrusts her hips and calls me a slut.

>>16436941
>Innocent
heh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436672
7 ft. tall with big milky titties and a plump booty. Fuchkhuge wings are also grand.

As always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436935
Nice. They don't seem to have the old updated girls, sadly.

[Anonymous No.]

Never wanted a dragon daughteru until now. I wonder if I can get my Wight waifu to raise a dead lolidragon to be our adoptive daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436947
Your Devil is a good girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436948
Is it really the initiative if I'm asking her to degrade me during sex?
I mean, I'm doing it because it's sexy as hell when she does it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436926
I want to be an ex-worker of a brothel and have my waifu degradate me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436672
Filthy hedonist type

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436959
Demon, not Devil anon.
There's a difference.
And she was happy to see I was a few inches taller than her since she wanted my lap to be her personal seat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436922
>much darker blue skintone
>very tall and leggy
>lower abdomen tattoo of contract seal
>more nuanced and subtle horns
>well-kept but extra long hair
>proudest feature is her melonous breasts

>>16436947
Is that Childhood-friend-chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436968
Oh, whoopsie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436936
I didn't want this boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436969
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436957
That sounds fucking horrible. The idea of zombie dragons disgust me to no end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436977
Well I don't really give a fuck. What are you going to do, stop me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436977
Loser

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436977
Your loss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436965
>"You like that? Huh? You like having my pussy be your master? You like being raped like this you slut?"
>Y-yes mistress!
>"Good little slut. I knew it was a good idea to buy you off that Tanuki bitch. That's right! Keep going! More. MORE!"
>"Sorry about that darling, but seeing you in your old work uniform really got me going."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436974
Splendid.
I wonder if Demons ever meet up at casual weekly cabals and gossip about their husbands. I know mine would what with her fascination in others' motivations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436985
>>16436989
>>16436991
>Wanting dragons to die just so you can date with her soft and lusty corpse
>Not stopping them before it's too late
I hope you get a sith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436993
>rides your face to climax and throws some change on you before unceremoniously getting off of you and haughtily walking out the bedroom door
>a minute later scurries back in with a towel and wipes you off doting and fussing to make sure you know she didn't mean it and she loves you and it's just pretend and tell her if she was too rough and etc etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436998
Mine would probably ask about where to find some lactation inducing items since she's wanted to try lactation play lately.
Childhood Friend-chan is a kinky girl. Comes with repressing her monster instincts for almost two decades.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437000
>Confirmed for not reading
Literally what is wrong with bringing an already dead young dragon back to life to be your daughteru? Nothing. Fag.

[Anonymous No.]

The B.H.B.R.D. (Bureau of Human Boy Research and Defense) needs agents! They want the best of the best!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437008
But who the fuck would let a little dragon die? Her parents abandoned her? Was it in an accident? Was she sick?

Not allowed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437016
Accidents and monster slayers happen, bringing her back is just fixing the injustices of the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437007
Ah, I see I see. That would cause a lot of pent up sexual frustration. And she remained faithful to her contract, such as it was, for more than a decade with no link to the contracted? Any interesting travels along the way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437016
>But who the fuck would let a little dragon die? Her parents abandoned her? Was it in an accident? Was she sick?
Who knows. To find the lamenting spirit of the dead dragon requires centuries of research on myth and legend, meeting countless people whose ancient ancestors left trails of the past in spoken word and trdition

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437020
She was a delinquent during her middle school days because she was angry at the fact that I'd been stolen out of her life.
She mellowed out during high school but then just became depressed and didn't interact with people often.
Once she caught wind of where I might be she started searching. It took her three years to find me.
Worst game of hide-and-seek ever, and now she has slight separation anxiety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437019
>>16437031
Letting dragon girls die is way too rude regardless of their age and attitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437036
car accident. nobodies fault

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437040
I doubt they would die of that. Unless we are talking about a japanese truck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437036
I would let a dragon girl die if it meant I could mack on her cold, clammy corpse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437036
>Letting
Nigger stop throwing agency where it doesn't belong. You don't "Let" an earthquake rek your shit. It just does. Same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437035
The poor thing! She's positively blessed to have found you then. I'm sure she cherishes every single moment with you.
You know what I bet she'd love? Surprise her at random intervals by hugging her tightly from behind, turning her around to look at you, and softly whispering "You found me. You won".
That would go a long way soothing her, I'm sure!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437036
Some Dragons die alone and unloved, so becoming a Dragon Zombie is a second chance for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437036
>something died hundreds of years before you were born
>"you let it happen, this is all your fault!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437051
You can stop someone from dying alone or in an accident.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437055
Can Dragons become Dragon Wisps,or just Zombies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437064
Imagine a Dragon Wight or a Dragon vampire. She would be too beautiful and too strong for every dimension.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437060
Not if you don't know about it. Not if it happened millennia before your birth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437054
>That spoiler
Anon, that's a good way to get her to hip check me to the ground and ride me senseless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437072
>Not learning time magic so you can save them
I'm going to save each and every single one of them. I'm going to erase zombie dragons from existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437064
Dragon Wisp would be literal perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437079
You're welcome to be a footnote in an ever expanding book of "NIGGER DON'T FUCK WITH TIME" if you like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437073
Well, for a Demon, tearful sex is best sex! The more fluids the merrier, right?
So, anon... she got a name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437055
Dragon's aren't for loving. They're too dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437085
Anything to save those cuties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437091
You'll fail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437088
Annalise. That was the first name to pop into my head when I thought of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437088
>Demon asks for a loved one's name
Surely there are no ulterior motives here

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437088
Oh, that boob-phone meme again. I didn't know it's still alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437091
You'd timewarp to ruin someone's relationship by erasing their waifu? You're a bad man, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437088
>Thumbs twice as thick as the other fingers

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437105
Lovely. And very pretty. Viel is mine. I hope to hear more about her, the stories in this thread were super fun.

>>16437106
How racist!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437100
That's what you think. Just because you aren't able to do it doesn't mean it's going to be the same to me.

>>16437115
Don't worry anon. Being together with a waifu is fated, only this time she'll be alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437122
>That's what you think. Just because you aren't able to do it doesn't mean it's going to be the same to me.
You'll lose your mind, saving every dragon that ever has or will exist. Sooner or later your perceptions will warp, and you'll be barging into married couples rooms to force the dragon not to swallow that load of cum, but to get cream-pied so her future triplets don't get erased.

>Don't worry anon. Being together with a waifu is fated, only this time she'll be alive.
Undead are better in every single respect and even if you did ruin my waifu my making her alive, She'd gladly kill herself to make things right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437130
>She'd gladly kill herself to make things right

There must be a ton of unexplored options for a fun suicide date

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437137
>a fun suicide date
Irrumation until she can do it endlessly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436078
Do it yourself and stop guilting others into doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437130
>She'd gladly kill herself to make things right.
She won't need to. I will make things right, Anon.

She will be saved

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437140
You want the transition to be as painless as possible. Cant beat a nice night out followed by some home made undead lamentation soup.

[Anonymous No.]

Do Yetis, White Horns, Wendigos, Yuki Onnas have modern technology in their snowy mountain regions or are they old fashioned no electricity, no internet, no plumbing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437149
Of course they have modern comforts. They're not savages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437145
She won't need to no, but she'll want to and I'll want her to aswell. You won't take this from me, villain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437157
If you want her dead, then you are part of the problem.

Don't worry, anon. Soon everything will be okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437149
Most do, there are some that don't.
The internet is slow except for the one that yetis have. Their houses are full of comfort and things to do during a snowstorm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437148
Erotic asphyxiation would be pretty great, too. I'd love to intercrural her as she twitches on the noose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437152
>Walk into cave on mountain for shelter
>Find what looks like a cabin built deep in the cave
>Open door to find a yuki, a yeti, a wendigo, and a whitehorn playing vidya on a comfy couch

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437167
Welcome to Shangri-La, wipe your feet and close the door behind you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437140
>anon literally kills his waifu with his cock
Now that's a date

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437160
>Don't worry, anon. Soon everything will be okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437174
Drowning her in jizz by cumming in her lungs over and over again over a period of days or weeks would be the best, tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>killing your waifu
STOP

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437181
I didn't know people here had this kind of fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437186
Please don't bully dead girls or the necrophiles that waifu them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437190
But they are too disgusting!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437181
CEASE AND DESIST.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437160
You're only inviting chaos and destruction. If you yourself don't bring it upon reality, some one else will. Some innocent dreamer will have his dead waifu taken from him, and you'll awaken a rage that should never have stirred.

He'll start small, with his own waifu. He'll correct her immediately, and then he'll use your own methods to reach into the past, undoing your work one by one, until his own efforts twist him, and he starts "Correcting" dragons that were never dead in the first place. You'll have created a monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437193
Dead girls are cute!
CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437170
Sounds comfy.
Hope they have popcorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437190
I'm fine with dead girls, I'm not fine with the actual act of snuffing the life out of your poor waifu even if she does get to come back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437197
Oh no anon, you don't understand. Those "innocent dreamers" won't have dreams at all, the rage will be flayed with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437199
Just a tiny bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437197
10/10 Would watch the final showdown from the sidelines with my waifu
>"Whats the motivation behind all this again dear?"
>I dunno, something about zombies and car accidents. Pass the popcorn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437211
If your waifu is a dragon I don't recommend taking her there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437190
They give cold hugs. That's disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437208
Literally every girl is cuter when she's dead. Especially Paladin-chans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437215
If you think that then it clearly means you are brain dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437212
Nah, the mature Demon from before. Think we're safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437213
Cold hugs are amazing when you're hot. Warm girls are for cold climates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437221
But what happens when you're cold and you need a warm hug? And a corpse only feels like you're pressing your body on a cold ceramic sink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437226
Ask not what your waifu can do for you, ask what you can do for your waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437205
>the rage will be flayed with them.
That's what you think. Your hubris will grow, and sooner or later you'll make a mistake. You won't even realize you'd done it until it's far too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437229
Cut her belly open and fill her abdominal cavity with warm water bottles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437217
He's right though.

>>16437226
Only literal retards get cold. Just wear more clothes. Even in the dead of winter I sweat. I need a cold girl to cling to me and sap my heat away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437239
Dammit Han.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437226
Not him, but you could give your undead waifu a sweater or two. That way, when you hug her, she's warm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437239
I like the gumption
The means, not so much, but the pizazz is there

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437242
You need a dead Elf, anon. They're extra cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437248
What a coincidence. It just so happens that I think Elf-any undead is the best form of undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437243
>Jeeze honey, and I thought you smelled bad on the outside!
>Sleeping on the couch for the next week

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437253
You need to but bleach and perfume inside undead so they smell nice.

[Anonymous No.]

Do Demons still have weddings or is the contract signing the only ceremony they stand on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437088
Get Gud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437256
>cooling your Moët & Chandon inside your waifu's hollowed-out ribcage
Interior decorator Lich YES

[Anonymous No.]

A crazy warrior/ancient evil announces to the world that it's on the way to kill/destroy YOU. How does your MG waifu react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437167
>Mario Kart 64
>Wendigo awawas every time she spins out
>White Horn and Yuki are getting into it and shoving each other
>Yeti's winning because she's played it for hundreds of hours with no one to hug in the mountains
>Yuki leaves in a huff after she loses to the White Horn and they're all looking at you to fill her spot

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437256
>>16437261
This is going a bit too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437274
Come on guy, don't you want to cum all over the outside of your waifu's uterus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437274
Liches always look so stern, like I've forgotten to do my Necromancy homework.

Which I haven't by the way! Really!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437268
>Take a number, skank

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437268
But that's not my name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437119
I've never felt longing like this before.
I might commision some shit once I get a job.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendship! Alcohol! Discussing their husbands!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437251
>Dead elf
>Not chubby elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437282
Oh yeah? Then tell us about the Micmac burial ground, why don't you?
>>16437287
>those dolls
Stay way from voodoo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437287
Wock is a cow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437290
This Elf is going on a diet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437291
>Oh yeah? Then tell us about the Micmac burial ground, why don't you?
>Anon has to stand in front of the class.
>"I... Uh...."
>Lich teacher has her arms folded across her breasts, looking impatient.
>"Micmac, paddywhack, give the dog a bone?.."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437290
She has the right idea, French Fries are fucking tasty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437293
Wock is a hot cow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437299
Audibly chuckling

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437290
I'm not american and if it's not fit, it's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437268
>Thousand-yard stare across the mountains
>Is sharpening her old Axe
I think she's taking it well, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437300
Not as good as curly fries though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437286
Give in anon, it's a good time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437299
Anon will need to see her after class.

And no, not for anything sexual, he will need to copy lines from textbooks. While the Lich teacher stands over him, her heavy breasts casting a shadow over his desk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437268
>lilim
Mass shivvings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437313
I need expendable money first.
And I won't commision lewd shit that you'll see. Cute domestic shit for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437314
I want Lich-sensei to spank me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437317
That's fine, any new art for here is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437317
>that you'll see
You mean you'll keep it secret for yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437291
What would a waifu do with a husband voodoo doll?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437290
Since someone is inevitably going to ask for sauce:

Elf Can't Diet

http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/elf-san-wa-yaserarenai-r20380/

Brand new series. Dietitian therapist guy + foodie elf. Second chapter just came out, only first has been translated. It's too early to tell if it's going to be any good or not, so if you're on the fence, probably wait a few more weeks for more chapters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437325
I just need a job first.

>>16437327
Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437331
Laundry

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437331
Cuddle and dress in cute clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437268
>triples the fortress guards
>starts wearing her old scepter on her hip
>could swear we didn't have as many serious-looking Hellhounds patrolling the town last month
>suggests stay-in dates much more often
>feel my soul compelling me to turn back if I get more than 20 feet from her
>always wake up tightly snuggled underneath her, totally engulfed in arm, breast and wing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437323
>"Swat"
>http://imgur.com/a/0MhdE

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437334
>I just need a job first
Congratulations!>>16432287

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437334
>Maybe.
There's absolutely no harm in that anon, some things are better kept private! I plan on doing the same with a version of the next commission I'm getting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437340
>Cute
>Not lewd

That's not how monster girls work, anon. This sort of thing is probably what they'd call a "cute" outfit when out shopping at the mall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437343
>Implying my power would be anywhere near 2 or less
Anon pls. She'd have to really gnaw on my dick to get a reaction out of me. The reaction would be cumming all over her cute teeth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437334
Guy who wrote a lot of the greentext about her here. Not looking for commission or anything but if you'll allow it I'd be happy to write more in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437355
We should prank Lich-Sensei!

Let's put a whoopee cushion on her chair!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437362
Let's masturbate into her coffee!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437345
Agreed. If I ever get a lewd drawing done of my waifu, there is no way that I will share it. Call me greedy, but I just find it weird. Especially if I get drawn in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437365
But what if she's able to sense whose 'spirit energy' it is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437372
That's why we have to do it together so she can't tell them apart!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437373
That doesn't sound healthy.

Do it! Ruin her for life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437373
I don't know man, I think we'd both get into trouble.

A-And what if she wants more?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437368
I agree with you anon, I'm fine with maybe sharing some casual nudity like breasts or some semi-lewd bondage outfit or something, but nothing more than that. I don't think I could ever put myself in the picture with them though, that's just a little too self-inserty for my tastes. Also I don't like showing my face to people, especially with what I'd probably be commissioning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437377
>>16437375
Come on, don't be fags. Pants off and let's do it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437384
Alps out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437375
>>16437377
It's not like Lich-Sensei would sexually enslave us to use for chemistry demonstrations or anything!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437386
How could an Alp think they'd get away with this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437384
Hold on a second. I smell an Alp hungry for cocks.

[Anonymous No.]

Y/N?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437386
>>16437390
Why would an Alp goad boys into masturbating into some else's coffee? If she going to steal it from Lich-Sensei? 'Cause that's a horrible idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437268
Probably just revive me if they actually manage it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437338
That's literally a death trap Anon. Why would they do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437405
No I mean she'd use the doll to make me do laundry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437402
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437402
Y

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437403
She just wants to see Anon jerk off into a coffee mug.

Lewd Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437410
Oh

So just having the doll fold napkins and such? That's better, that sounds cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437402
Give me the uncensored version and you'll find out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437381
>spoiler
I can see where you're coming from, KDF. I've personally got no problem with me being drawn, since I look like your generic 20y/o white dude so it's not super weird, but I guess it makes sense when you put it like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437388
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437388
>>16437426
>MMF stuff
Niet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437402
>not posting the full version
>>16437419
https://a.pomf.cat/oxgurw.jpg
There you go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437437
She'll swap them out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437368
>Especially if I get drawn in it.
Pretty cringey to be honest. Like people who photoshop themselves standing next to their waifu. I mean, it's a lesser degree of cringe, but it' still cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437441
I'm getting the feeling that one of these guys is an Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437437
>mmmmmmmmmmmmmmF stuff
¡Sí!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437441
Still shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437402
I it just me or are those abs not feminine enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437443
I think I'll go with a mask or something to represent me if I get a commission.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437440
Thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437384
Alp detected, you'll not trick me, Steve

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437402
YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437485
Bane?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437402
God yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437402
N

Ab licking is one of those fetishes I don't get, it's like those armpit or feet fetishes. I'm not sure whether there's just one or two super-active posters or if ab licking is suddenly a tendy fetish that kicked off in the last few years.

Though I'm not trying to bash anyone for it because I don't want to be one of those "stop liking what I don't like" assholes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437479
Poor Alp fell in love with two of her classmates. Thank god she has two holes now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437502
Bellies are cute and fun to kiss, unlike gross armpits and feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437483
>abs
>feminine
Pick one
Abs is shit fetish for closet fags

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437402
Y

[Anonymous No.]

Got any idea for a monster OC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437495
No, I think I'll avoid that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437519
>Two holes

Anon, I have some bad news... if you think that's what an Alp is... you gay, son

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437527
Quiet, salty thicc(read:obese)poster

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437532
>inb4 lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437402
No. Does she think that I'm a slut that shoves my tongue on any abs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437534
Tell me about yourself anon. Why would you wear a mask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437532
Milkmaid Golem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437502
Body licking isn't meant for everyone I guess. And i'm pretty sure it's quite a common fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437527
that's a nice eel

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437537
OC lilim that has abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437440
>This file is malicious, and Chrome has blocked it
Why does my computer hate Pomf suddenly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437527
>posting eel whore
>being in a position to say anything
Enjoy your poor man's lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437527
Whatever you say Unagi-san.

You'll find your true love soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437532
Draugr. Banshee. Or did you mean pure OC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437527
Such a top tier girl shouldn't come with such a shit post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437542
Because it's easier than sending someone a picture of my actual face for a commission.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437559
Pomf was having issues with people uploading malware files like .exes so it might have been flagged by some antiviruses or browsers.

Can't get a virus from a jpg though, chrome's tripping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437571
If you send them a picture of your face, wouldyou die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437577
Fug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437527
All belly types are to be loved and respected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437578
No.
take your dead meme back to /tv/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437595
Your over-reacting, anon. You make it sound like my "dead meme" is incredibly painful or something.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it high temperature monster girl time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437588
I want to molest an average belly! Not flabby, not muscular, just normal. Normal-cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437605
Don't see much of her nowadays. A shame too; she's pretty hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437605
Get her out of here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437605
>When it's 36ºc outside
>Asphalt heating up along with house turning into an oven worsening the problem
>Along with humidity bullshit


No fuck you I didn't sign up for this fucking bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437527
Go be gay somewhere else

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437605
Superior Hot-fu oozing through

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437013
what do they do exactly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437013
Sounds shady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437013
Can't wait to see the Big Baby

[Anonymous No.]

What hobbies does your waifu have anons? What type of music does she like? How does she dress?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437696
I like to think my waifu's hobby is something elegant, like fine art. Her music? Not sure. I don't think she would've every heard music before. Well not "never heard" but atleast be unfamiliar with it. Her dress? It varies but most of the time she would be wearing her maid uniform.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437682
Research and protect human boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437712
Protect from what, Oni slavers, Minotaur raiders, lich kidnappers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437719
That and more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437696
Her two main hobbies are cooking and gardening. She learned how to cook from the chefs in the palace she lived in, and growing up she would help her mother tend to the gardens, so that's where her interest came from. She also enjoys things like reading, writing, and music, but to a lesser degree. As for music, she has a preference for the traditional music she grew up around, but she also enjoys softer music like classical and folk. Dressing is a bit more difficult to pin down, as one day she would wear jeans and a t-shirt, the next day a basic linen dress, then after that her more elaborate traditional clothes.

What about your waifu, Anon? What's she like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437724
and what if i want to be dragged off by a mino raider or oni slaver?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437696
>hobbies
Pushing the boundaries of what's considered stable magic. Also drinking and gambling. She's a little airheaded.
>music
She's pretty eclectic, enjoying anything with a good rhythm worth dancing too.
>dress
Thigh high stockings, high heels, and a giant wizard hat. That's it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437729
Why would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437733
>Thigh high stockings, high heels, and a giant wizard hat. That's it.

Nice. It's a lich right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437741
Dark Slime, but she knows a polymorph if she wants to play undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437737
why wouldn't i, i like cows and onis

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437696
Her hobbies are baking, writing, singing, and sailing/fishing. She loves when I take her out on my little boat.

She loves music with lots of technical singing. She performs accapella music all on her own with her fifty mouths.

She may be Shog, but she dresses more like a Dark Priestess. Her nun uniform is a form fitting habit, with a high cut for her delicious legs to free themselves while she walks.

[Anonymous No.]

What is you and your MG waifu's "song"?

Post it and other anons can guess which MG.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnXZNHVzojc

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437772
Why would you choose a sad song?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437696
I'd think stuff like kitting, cooking, reading, being an over protective mother.
Probably stuff like classical and classic rock.
Sweater dresses and other comfy things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437696
>Hobbies
She presides over a mild fief of Demon Realm land, so mostly the day-to-day of that, though it's pretty non-intensive to manage. Otherwise talking to random people to pick their brain and see what makes them tick. If she didn't have other obligations she'd probably get into psychology or something. She also lightly dabbles in magic for fun.
>Music
Ominous light orchestral music, lotta stringed instruments. Secretly big into metal, thinks it would be stereotypical to reveal to folks.
>Dress
While doing her Lordly duties, traditional slutty Demoness dress, as is custom among upper-class Demons. But dresses down to shorts and cute sweaters and tank tops when it's us hanging out and no duties. Cleavage is always visible though. Always. Like, it's a 'thing' for her, don't ask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437696
She likes sports and some stuff that gives her adrenaline, such and diving from high places and things like paintball.

For music she goes with some rock and the like to keep her pumped up during training and jogs. She listens to some more tame stuff, but those are her favorites.

Being a bit of a tomboy she mostly wears light stuff like tank tops, some Ts and spats. On sunny days or when she's taking a rest she uses sundresses to let the wind flow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437746
>i like cows and onis
Lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437772
I find myself reminded of her every time I listen to this song, so it's this one I guess. I have no idea how people will guess who she is from it though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YhHM1ybfPI

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437798
big is best and both of those get big, seriously if some one walked in on us i shouldnt be visable, should look like shes humping the matress

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437527
tfw no slimy eel gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437772
https://youtu.be/dr8QQdnf_tY

Me and my waifu like the beat. You'll never guess my waifu. Her and the song aren't related in any way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437746
Why do so many people like his stronk oni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437806
Those are some big milk tanks. What flavour is the milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437819
Ghost?

Skeleton?

Someone who ain't got no body?

[Anonymous No.]

>Suddenly, intricately detailed posts describing anon's individual waifu
Dudes, stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437831

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437844
She sort of has no body. She's a slime, does that count?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437848
WhereDoYouThinkWeAre.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437848
You don't have a waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437848
What's wrong with that? It's good!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437855
took the meme right out of my fingers

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437853
What causes a Minotaur to have a specific milk taste? Is it her diet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437864
that and stress levels

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437848
Hopefully we can start a big argument over the world of MGE soon instead, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437772
I'm...actually trying to find one. Something calm, but with a twinge of the unsettling (with or without lyrics).

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437869
That's alot of milk for one cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16436739

Was there a little tool shed where they made him suffer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437422
I mean, I'm 23 and white and pretty generic too anon, but you get my point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437885
Depends if he's Swedish or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437831

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcsfftwLUf0

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437605
Is it too late to mention Salamanders? or do they not count anyways?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437872
>start a big argument over the world of MGE
If you want to...
The population ratio of Human/monster girls is 2:1

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437910
I wish it was 1:1

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437911
>Wanting a /mgqg/ population shitstorm

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437696
She likes reading old books and poetry, oddly enough. Music wise, she'll put on just about anything. Dress-wise, she just wears a black, collared shirt and some work pants, with a dusty, old apron over her clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437910
No

[Anonymous No.]

Which races of MG seem like they'd be territorial or even naturally hostile against each other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437911
Why not 1:2? Everyone get's a harem!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437268
>Cutesy, Dragon wife goes back to her massive, muscled form after a ton of power lifting
>Begins calling in every favor of hers
>Daughterus keep asking why I never told them mom was so cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437921
Prideful ones like Dragons, Griffons or Vampires.

>My hoard is bigger than yours!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437921
All feral once. All the really pride full once like dragon or vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437910
The Male to Female ratio is 3:1. 3 Female human and/or MGs for every male

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437921
I like to imagine there is tension around Chaos girls that is so subtle, its hard for anyone to put into words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437921
Aside from Hornets and Honey Bees?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437931
>griffon and dragon lolis bragging about thier families' hoard

[Anonymous No.]

How stronk are Automatons compared to Golems?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437910
It's 10:1

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437949
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437939
Power levels in MGE is extremely out of wack. So: they are as powerful as you choose to say that they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437952
1000:1?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437938
>anon and anon both show up at the park to pick up daughterus at the same time
>"Yeah? Well my dad could beat up your dad!"
>"Nuh uh! Show em, dad"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437959
How do you respond to this situation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437910
I'd prefer a world where there's more/just as many of them.
A world where men are rare like in YBA's setting would be horrible to live in, desperation does awful things to people, and when those people have super strength and magic things get out of control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437959
>both anons fight
>their waifus feel their husband in danger and rushes to the scene
>everything escalates

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437963
Cordial up front, once we're out of earshot use it as a lesson for daughteru in restraint against weaker people

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437939

I want to run a novelty component shop in MGC with anime theme parts for automatons

>Big-O arms: check
>Various Gundam bits: Double check
>Mazinkaizer themed crown: Triple Check
>Plugsuit skins for the Evangelion kinks: Baby you know it
>Basic hand for holding: you sick fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437979
I know it's cancer but I can't help but picture two average anons squaring off while their MGs appear behind them like Stands
>Bring out your Killer Queen Slime!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437921
Arachnes
They probably have strict territories defined by their webs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437778
I guess his waifu is the sappy type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437998
DOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437998
You've drawn my ire for the last time, Carlos

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437314
Focusing on lessons would be impossible with a lich teacher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hxibHJOE5E

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438017
Dark Mage

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9Np-racM7c

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438035

Good guess but no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438036
Kesaran pasaran?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X39HV_s0RdI

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438036
Vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438035
That's a cute vision. A dark Mage flying across the night sky on her broom hunting for shotas

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437991
>>Various Gundam bits: Double check
The Gadelaza's GN Fangs would be most ideal in this scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438036
Dhampir

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438061
...Lich?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438065
The source material is a giveaway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438083
Yes.

>>16438084
Kinda the problem, but it just fits so well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438088
Got it right. That's real Nito.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438081
This works too. Can't wait for Halloween to re-enact my first meeting with Draculina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgIqecROs5M

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437772
https://youtu.be/LspXlcajHOY

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of music, I wonder what MGs would enjoy Eurobeat

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438106
Hakutakus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438110
I'd love an educow

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438093
I'm not sure... Devil?

>>16438094
Kunoichi

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck a March-Hare so hard that her regular heart pupils turn into ultra rare double heart pupils

I'm sure all the crazy "hit the womb" sex from hentai should do the trick

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438119
Does double heart pupils mean hearts inside hearts or just two hearts next to each other?
This is important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438117
>Kunoichi
Nope, I'd would've picked the supply base theme if she was my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438113
You think she is such an angel from the way she teaches, but after you start dating and she takes you on a ride you see her true self.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438124
I think it's the former

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437727
Mine? She enjoys gaming and shooting. She's really big into writing as well and dabbles in cooking but only hot things. She's been trying to start a garden for peppers as well. Recently she attempted to pick up playing the saxophone, but has been getting frustrated.
>Music
Music wise she is really into metal, bands like Tool, The Ocean, and others in that vein. She adores dancing though and really likes swing and jazz to dance along to, though after a long day she enjoys Ryo Fukui and a smooth whiskey.
>Clothing
She dresses in white suits more often than not since she gives lectures and teaches, but at home she likes keyhole sweaters and tight jeans. She happens to have fantastic hips. When we're out and about she dresses similar to at home, just more conservative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438124
Hearts inside hearts

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438137
We need to go further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438128
>Polite teacher during the day
>Foul mouthed roadster at night


I can dig it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438141
>>16438128
DO YOU LIKE
MY COW

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438146
Get out.
Do it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438140
I heard that if you cum directly in her womb while confessing your love you can get a once in a lifetime triple heart pupils

There is also a legend about quadruple heart pupils but no one knows how to get them

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438141
Go ahead, but don't you dare hum eurobeat while in class. She will fuck your grade up faster than she drives at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438150
>cum directly in her womb while confessing your love
How do I do this if she's my waifu? She already knows I love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438146
I can't think of a clever way to follow this up with a variation of Gas Gas Gas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438159
Heavy drinking/drugs/head trauma

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438106
I want to date a surgeon Yeti who spends her salary on her black Porsche 911 and races the highways at night

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438166
Heavy drinking it is. The other two alternatives may not be for my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438165
CLASS, CLASS, CLASS!
She's gonna teach in my class
TONIGHT ILL DRIVE
and be your monster!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438159
Maybe you married her without ever confessing, things just lead stuff and before you knew it you were married

Otherwise you could ask a flayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438178
>we married
>I didn't even confess
What kind of monster am I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438186
Wow anon. Imagine how happy your waifu will be when you do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438176
Excellent

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438150
You have to make her orgasm from full on twenty-finger simultaneous hand-holding while politely asking if she will walk home from school with you that day

That's the only way outside of alternate dimension quantum shenanigans

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438186
Marrying without confessing is common with a lot of species especially the rapey ones

>Ushi-Oni rapes you
>She absolutely falls in love you with
>Basically claims you as her husband
>Starts acting as your wife to make you the happiest man
>Months go by
>You tell her about how you feel for the first time
>She cries of joy for over 2 hours
>The sheer emotions cause her to ovulate
>You impregnate her the same day

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435844
Is mega-big honor to meet you Nomad Soul

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438189
I don't know how she puts up with my nonsense.
>Imagine how happy your waifu will be when you do it.
That's a smile worth protecting.
>>16438198
>especially the rapey ones
Anon, my waifu was never particularly agressive, it just happened.

[Anonymous No.]

How would a vampire react to her husband having a nosebleed? Would she lick it up or would she be to prideful to do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438210
Hold on a second, you married a passive species without confessing?
Did you rape her? That's messed up

>>16438237
A lot of panicking and then she'd either shamefully lick it or painfully wipe it with a tower or something
Either way it's a terrible thing for her, please make sure you don't get a nosebleed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438237
Since she already claimed him to be her husband, the former.

Nothing is more delicious to her as her husband's spirit energy and blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438249
>please make sure you don't get a nosebleed

>Have really veins in my nose
>I get nosebleeds every now and again.
>HEAVY nosebleeds
>Vampire waifu start to panic when I have one
This won't end well.

[Anonymous No.]

How can I get myself claimed as a husband by a very stronk Minotaur?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438237
Boy she would get bullied to hell and back if she did that. I would call her bloodbooger eater everytime I see her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438266
Getting claimed is easy, the difficult part is finding one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438274
Where do I look?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438265
You'll have to make up for all the panic attack you give her
Put the cold season to good use and spend an entire day under the blanket with her, that should make up for at least 10 nosebleeds

>>16438266
Just find one, show her how much of a slut you are and you're done

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438266
Wear red

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438278
You dont look, your waifu finds you.

And then she will eventually come to dominate your thoughts, the #1 thing you will think about is her and you together.

Its an addiction, an addiction to your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438278
Farms or labyrinths

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438249
No, I didn't rape her! She's was Salamander, I met her one day, then after sometime together she politely asked for a duel so that we could truly be together. Somehow I fluked, and she confessed to me and wanted to have a life together. Now here I am, kicking myself over being a dipshit and never confessing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438278
>Habitat
>Plains, caves, and dungeons like labyrinths

[Anonymous No.]

>>16435861
Dire MGs are shit. Especially that memetastic thing earlier with the Demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438291
I can see people fucking up and forgetting to confess when she is the one that does it. You just get dragged along and things move pretty fast, next thing you know you're already on bed with her.

I was the one that confessed, so no forgetting to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438315
You say that, but I should at least have reciprocated her feelings, after humiliating her like an asshole, and after she poured her heart out onto me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438339
She loves you too much, even not confessing is fine to her. Anything is fine actually, as long as you are by her side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438288
I'm happy our waifus don't have to endure this, or do they?

>>16438291
>Losing to a lizard
That's where you fucked up
Well, Salamanders are alright so enjoy your life with her
I hope you're not one of those weird guys who get aroused by reptile feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438377
She does... I just wish that i could just tell her how I feel and pour my heart out like she did, but, y'know, I guess I'll just have to make do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438394
>>Losing to a lizard
Should've pommeled her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438394
Wait, I was the one who won by pure luck.
I think I worded that poorly.
>>16438406
>Should've pommeled her
Waifu's are not for murder strokes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438403
You know what to do, Anon.

Imagine Take her on tons of dates and different places, learn new fighting styles and duel her with it, surprise your fiery gecko with a new flame burning stonger than ever, giver her some playful slaps and fuck her like no tomorrow. Her love will be going through the roof with those new feelings she didn't even know she had.

That's when you go ahead and confess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438426
That's pretty good... I'll do it. For her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438403
>>16438426

Just confess to her MGE-style

[Anonymous No.]

Erunes may not have fluffy tails in most cases but they sure are beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438454
No anon, you see, just saying "I love you" is going to be enough to make her really fucking happy, but he can go further than that. And he might as well do it since she is his waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438454
Yeah, I'll confess to her,,, but I want to go the extra mile and show her that I wasn't just a fluke with decent luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438472
You need to awaken the flame in her heart. Make it burn with a passion that she didn't even know it existed, make it so she falls in love with you again, even harder than before. Than you confess and start things over again.

Sounds good, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438480
It really does, Anon. and I have all the burn ointment I'll need for when that happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438489
Be sure to give her butt some slaps and call her cute names, it makes her fire burn even hotter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438497
>Cute names
Anon, there's only so many synonyms for 'heat' and 'fire'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438465
Foxes without mofu are abominations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438507
>not "Hot Stuff"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438507
You can use combinations with lizard, gecko, reptile and things like that, if you want you can even go even further by using battle names. I've seen your potential, anon. Go for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438519
That fox's chest is way too big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438519
Can you really look at a face like this and say she's an abomination?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438541
Never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438519
>>16438545
It's true.
People can drool all over houtengeki's girls all they want, but they just look woefully incomplete to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438519

I think >>16438541 is right, her proportions are /d/-tier all out of whack. Miniature head (even taking into account normally overly huge anime heads), breasts each with the mass of her torso alone, and the weird hip-to-shoulder scale. Definitely /d/-tier. Or just bad art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438553
They are really nice but they need at least tails. Paws would be perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438553
Some Anubis loving autist needs to commission an Anubis with Houtengeki-tier proportions, maybe even thicker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss0kFNUP4P4

She loves this song to death. But when I sing it to her. she can't turn off the tears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438520
It's an option
>>16438528
Well, I've got nothing to lose and everything to gain, I'll put in all my effort and love, like a discount shounen protagonist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16437772
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FE8MxxSyy9Q

I don't think no one will get this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438553
Even if they had tails and paws, his bastet and anubis girls would still fuck a monster boy. Shame really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438497
>Be sure to give her butt some slaps and call her cute names, it makes her fire burn even hotter.

Do you reckon you could use her to make toast by bullying and/or humiliating her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438593
probably not, if anything it'd get her even more aroused
>ywn toast marshmallows and make s'mores with your waifu's fire

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438593
As a man with the Salamander waifu, why not crack some eggs on her and see if it actually cooks.

And if it does, well, there's only one thing that'll happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438562
Cute tomboy mechanic anubis is the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438593
>that image
Please don't bully her, she's pure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438621
>Mechanic Anubis Onee-chan will never wag her tail while hugging you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438632
>She will never get little grease stains all over you
>She will never sing lovely songs for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438593
Gabbu is based

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438562
>Some Anubis loving autist needs to commission an Anubis with Houtengeki-tier proportions, maybe even thicker
I will be pretty soon, just need to figure out exactly what I wan, then contact the artists I have lined up. I was thinking of something basic like this imgur.com/nBArZdn.jpg but without the nudity

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438642
Bless you for your dedication to those Desert Buttmutts.

[Anonymous No.]

What hobby would you introduce your daughteru to when she grows up? Would you let her explore a variety of hobbies or would you introduce her to the thing you enjoy doing yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438671
I just noticed, is mama Kiki polishing a dildo? That really looks like a dildo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438671
The only hobby I'd really try to push on my daughteru is softball. I'd let her do some little league, and if she didn't like it then she can do something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438671
Video games and Soccer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438593
Yep. You can use hellhounds firelashes too, but she may get a bit annoyed. Though that makes the fire burn ever hotter, so it might be a plus.
Or you could tell your dragon to look at the raw meat, go behind her and pull her tail. The amount that you pull is how the steak gets done.

>>16438671
Cooking, but I would let her explore by herself and with her friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438671
I'll give you 500 for the little one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16432105
>>16432101
MONDON? what was the orig?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438721
It's a package deal, they're not sold separately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438721
They aren't like flayers, anon. You can't buy little kikis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438671
I would introduce her to Magic the Gathering. If she likes it, then we could do 2 headed giant competitions together. No daughteru of mine is going to main Mono Blue, only splash it with other colors And if she doesn't like it then we will find something that both of us can learn and play together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438671
My daughteru's two main hobbies are watching movies and listening to classical music. Movies are a hobby that me and her and her mother are all really passionate about so it's more of a family hobby, but my daughteru really loves movies regardless. Her interest in classical music is mostly her own though, my waifu and I are really just causals compared to her!

I might try to introduce her to video games again when she grows up because she's a little too clumsy and easily distracted for them now at her current age. She quite likes to sit in my lap and watch me whenever I play something though.

I don't think there's anything I'd actively try to get her involved in, she seems perfectly happy and content with what she does now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438678
Oh fuck you buddy now I can't unsee it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438629
>she's pure.
Yeah, purely stupid.
I mean who thinks putting plastic bottles in the trash can is evil? You gotta do something bigger than that; like taking a girl to a nice seafood dinner and never calling her back!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438671
I would love to teach my daughteru how to skate, but I would probably have to get her custom made skates to fit over her paws.

[Anonymous No.]

So sex with a Jinko is often fierce enough to turn a man into an incubus in one go right? How many goes would it take with a teen Jinko that's still growing and would it hurt her pride if it took a few attempts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438728
>You can't buy little kikis.
Bitch this is America I can buy anything.

>>16438725
>package deal
So like $1000?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438749
>right?
Wrong.
The quick ways are:
>shack up with a succubus
>get a huge load of DE dumped into you all at once (see: Dark Matter, Khepri)
>invest in special potions
For the vast majority of species it's going to be a rather gradual process, unless you get some magical intervention to accelerate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438671
My daughteru's favorite hobby is gardening. She loves taking care of all kinds of plants and her hoard is composed of rare ones. I would also teach her some cooking and how to meddle with some machines, but I'm sure she would stay with her trees.

Now that I think about it, she is the one that's more of a treehuger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438773
Are Demons related to Succubi? Or are they entirely different beings? Its weird because the Demon Lord is a Succubus, but Demons are their own entry, so... I'm confused.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, doesn't sister Mary look different? Her new haircut looks nice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438794
They're more like a sub-species at this rate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438794
Demon Lord is just a title for the leader of the monsters. No relation to Demons-the-species, although the "type" of both Succubi and Demons is "demon."
Isn't translation from Japanese fun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438803
She, uh... she start seeing a new tailor on that outfit, or...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438803
Anon, the joke wasn't funny the first time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438722
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
/fit/ meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438743
Dorothy Mantooth is a saint

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438773
>>16438794
>>16438816
Also the accelerated incubization is tied to the succubus FAMILY, not just Succubi, which includes (among other things) Demons, Vampires, Elves what, Kejourou, and Alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438844
>Elves
>Succubi family
It all makes sense now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438844
>>16438850
>ywn have a thicc bottom and thicc tailed lilim or demon to tease

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438850
>Pantyhose
A bodystocking would be better.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you think a kikimora would behave in a gender reversal scenario anyways?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438898
Like a domovoi

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438850
I Elf Momster ready to make daughterus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438912
Is*

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438932
She is always ready for you, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to dick the oneesan of a monster girl who acts like her mom due to being orphans only to have her little sister walk in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438912
Given that the entire reason elves exist is to give birth to a human's half-breed child, the answer is yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438953
Friendly reminder not to dick the faux-daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>¿Qué quieres decir con "no debería existir"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438961
Speak fucking American.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438958
But what if she's had a crush on anon ever since he started babysitting her?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you will never be a greek shota who gets /ss/'d by an ara ara Medusa
Aphrodite, why have you forsaken me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438964
Anon, that's mean. You're telling me you wouldn't a strange cryptid girl with an anchor baby fetish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438969
>Greek
I hope you like buttstuff.
And not that kind, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438983
God no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438983
Please, I'm only into 100% american monster girls!
Pabuela can legalize her self just like everyone else!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438961
Oh hey I can actually understand.

It was just a joke little girl. You exist in our hearts

[Anonymous No.]

>that thing you do that always drives your waifu absolutely wild

What's it's name, /mgt/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439010
Belly rubs.
Ear nibbling

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439010
Marking sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439010
Blindfolded cunnilingus
Eskimo kisses

[Anonymous No.]

How would you guys react if beastmen type monstergirls frequently marked you with scent by rubbing you all over their bodies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439010
Bondage, Roleplay sex, and neck kisses.
In order from least to most exciting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438998
>>16439003
Way to make Gazer Trump proud guys!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438961
You can get in, but you gotta do it legally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439026
Flattered but uninterested
Sounds 11/10 if I had a beastman waifu
Might have to get mine really drunk to try

[Anonymous No.]

Well, what will you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439010
doing our taxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439026
Arousal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439032
I'm not American, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439028
What kinda roleplay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439010
Blowing air in her ears. If I do it in public, she pretends to hate it, but when we're alone, she just melts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439010
Cooking. Especially when I make my Surf n' Turf special with oysters, crab, shrimp, and an 18 oz porterhouse steak.
She's more excited about what comes after however.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439056
Roleplay where she dresses up as her favorite video game heroines and rapes me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439026
She can't be bargained with, she can't be reasoned with, she's marked you for more hugs, and she absolutely will not stop ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439041
Put my face between her thick Thighdipalps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439066
Ah, Annalise-chan again I see

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439078
Yep. Got it in one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439041
Touch

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439010
When I put on music and dance with her. No matter the mood she's in she can't resist some big band swing and a good drink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439088
Fufu~

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439010
My scent
Our daughteru's scent
Latex
Getting tied up
Tying me or our daughteru up
Getting kissed on the nose

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439041
pet the spider-cow
do it now

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439010
lick a yogurt lid clean while staring her right in the eyes, presenting myself, spontaneous game of tag where she's it, and being 'cute'

>>16439026
i'd feel loved and safe

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439026
very very well

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439010
Go up behind her and squeeze her real tight, then plunge my hands into her body and attempt to wear her like a suit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439010
Neck kisses and a very slow tail massage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16438773
>It seems they sometimes mate more than 100 times during mating season, but it’s not because of the setting of the encyclopedia world... it may be true of real tigers. The scary thing is they can almost turn a man into an incubus on the first night even though they're not part of the succubus family.

He's not too far off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439026
>A Kitsune rubbing tail or tails all around your body
Unf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439041
Pet her belly and fluffy bits of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439106
>Tying me or our daughteru up

...wait what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439166
>he doesn't know about KDF

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439154
I like to imagine that kitsune get the same impulses that their less "dignified" beastman brethren get, but they feel compelled to keep up appearances.
As a result, they end up disguising those actions as other things and making up excuses for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16433084
You'll know when the test starts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439171
Oh.
How in the world did I forget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439188
Tim to show her the power of a muscle mage!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439188
If you can dodge dark matter, you can dodge a ball!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439026
I'd be extremely flattered and aroused, especially if it was one like >>16439154

>>16439041
I'd probably just lie down on her and let her hold me close with her legs and pedipalps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439188
I cast counterspell! Ha!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439178
What about Anubis (Anubi?) They seem refined has hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439188
I bet she can fly around and cast stuff like Golbez.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think we have lost anyone since the threads started

He/They may be with their waifus now

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439198
Anubiseseseseses

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439198
Anubi are more down-to-earth, really. But they still might feel it would besmirch their authority if they just let loose.
You may find some 𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑣𝑒 items in their schedule at times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439188
That Lich looks really damn good.
10/10, would let her sit on my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16439204
There was once an anon that went derelict for a year after we were sent to /jp/, but he came back. Though, I don't know if he's here at the moment.