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1641550 No.1641550 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

Hello guys.
I'm Japanese man learning English.
I heard this is a Japan-related borad.
Can I stay here for a while?
Thanks.

I came here a few days ago.
So some of you guys might remember me.
Thank you.

>> No.1641553

FUCK YOU

>> No.1641554

Wassup blood?! I think Japanese girls are hot. Instead of posting here you should go out and find some Japanese girls.

>> No.1641556

you were robbed on number 3.

>> No.1641557

Hello again. Ask me any questions about the English language.

>> No.1641560

The song >reminded me of my school days

You're the faggot that believes that all amerikkkans wear dirty shoes inside

>> No.1641562

>Wassup blood?! I think Pikachu is hot. Instead of posting here you should go out and find some pokemon.

>> No.1641563

>>1641556
Also 3.1

>> No.1641566

>>1641556
Yes, your original sentence was also correct.

>> No.1641572

>>1641556
>>1641566
He doesn't have a teacher, he corrects his own shit

>> No.1641574

Yep, your teacher sucks tell them to learn more english.

>> No.1641577
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1641577

This is rice.
You know, every day the Japanese eat rice, not bread.
Only dogs eat bread here.

>> No.1641585

>>1641556
Agreed. "Being leaked" sounds perfectly fine. If anything "fact" should be "truth," but the sentence is fine.

>> No.1641591
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Mobile phone is correct! Only Americans call it a cell.

>> No.1641597

We call it both but for the most part yes...

>> No.1641598

>>1641577
TROLL
I like my hot dogs and sandwiches with bread

>> No.1641602

>>1641577

coreans eat dogs
therefore coreans eat bread

>> No.1641603

>>1641577

You're a funny guy. I swear every time you post I laugh

>> No.1641605

Welcome back, OP.

>> No.1641606

>>1641598
>>1641602
>>1641603
dirty bread-eating gaijin dogs

>> No.1641609

>>1641602
>Koreans

>> No.1641613

whoa whoa whoa back the fuck up...

IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING PICACHU

>> No.1641615

>>1641598

Hot dogs are for fatties. I like PBJ sandwiches though.

>> No.1641616
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This is a typical meal of mine with a pair of chopsticks.
You know, Japanese people are deft enough to use chopscticks, unlike you dull Westerners.
Only infants use spoon and fork here.

>> No.1641627

>>1641591
Uh. It's not a cell or mobile phone. It's a keitai.

>> No.1641631
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>> No.1641632

>>1641616
Do infants really not use chopsticks in Japan?

[spoilers]Do you fuck the infants in Japan?[/spoiler]

>> No.1641633

>>1641616
I am an American, and I can use chopsticks with adequacy.

>> No.1641636

>>1641616

What do Japanese people think of chinese people? I would like to obtain this vital piece of information because I am debating whether or not to date an Japanese girl.

>> No.1641653
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1641653

OP, if you are going to post pogeymanz, at least post pictures of good ones.

>> No.1641660

We require proof that you are actually japanese

>> No.1641664
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>> No.1641666

>>1641632
No, they don't.
They use a spoon and fork.
>>1641633
cool. You are awesome.
>>1641636
China is Japan's big brother.
So we love China.

>> No.1641670

>>1641616
Chopsticks cause arthritis. Western utensils are superior.

>> No.1641671

Is that some red Khezu quest?

>> No.1641675
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>>1641631
Monster Hunter thread go.

>> No.1641676

>>1641671
>>1641631

>> No.1641681

>>1641671
YES IT IS!

Monster hunter is popular in japan but not in America

/jp/ doesn't like to talk about it

>> No.1641682

>>1641627
Only in Japanese. Let's go with "Handy" instead.

>>1641577
最近、パンも人気になったよ。ところが、日本の食パンはうまくない。

>> No.1641683

>>1641616
That is cause we do not have need of these disposable wooden sticks, for it is waste of wood, not that we really care about chopsticks. Knives and forks last longer and can be washed. How your raised is how your raised, a perfect example would be how your media differs from ours in which it effects what we think and see, this also can be said with food.

Plus forks and knives can also be used as deadly weapons.

>> No.1641687

>>1641666
>>1641550
>>1641577
>>1641616

sugoi monogatari, aniki

>> No.1641688

FUCKFUCKFUCK

A few days ago I made a thread about wanting to post in 2chan about Japanese men learning and trying to speak English, and Asked in which board could I create this

CAN I ASK YOU, WHERE?

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>> No.1641696

>>1641688
I remember you. I saged your thread.

>> No.1641700

>>1641683
Obviously has never seen Kiss of the Dragon, or whatever that fucking movie with the chopstick-kill in it was

>> No.1641706

>>1641577
What's that thing on top of the rice?

>> No.1641715

>>1641683
>>How your raised is how your raised
How you're raised is how you're raised

Apostrophes, don't hate them.

>>1641577
I'm eating bread with nattō for breakfast now. What's wrong with that? Rice is only good as part of a bigger meal, it lacks nutrients so it's useless in the morning.

>> No.1641720

Lately, bread has become popular. however, japanese bread is crap

>> No.1641723

>>1641700
Not worth rageing over so I'll believe this...

>> No.1641724

>>1641720
>>1641682

>> No.1641726

>>1641706
Umeboshi. Pickled plum.

>> No.1641727

>Only dogs eat bread here
>Japanese people are deft enough to use chopscticks, unlike you dull Westerners.
>Only infants use spoon and fork here.

I'm sensing some typical Jap superiority complex.

>> No.1641739

>>1641694
What the fuck is that. Shit, I don't have a PSP and I loved Monster Hunter on the ps2. Shame they ended service. Monster Hunter Wii better be good. That is, if it gets ported here.

>> No.1641741

>>1641727

Relax he's practicing english

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>> No.1641744

>>1641727
Shame really. Most Japanese are quite friendly, but this kid is a bit naive. Why can't we have nice Japanese people here?

>> No.1641747

>>1641683
No, my chopsticks are not disposable nor wooden.
They're made of bamboo and quite popular here.
Of course they can be washed.
I have used mine for half a year, I think.

>>1641682
>日本の食パンはうまくない。
yeah. it does not taste good.

>>1641706
Umeboshi

>> No.1641755

>>1641720
Whoops

>>1641715
American bread is awsome especially in NY but the way it tastse differs where it is made as southern bread is not as good. I think it has something to with the minerals and shit in water.

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>> No.1641762

>>1641742
What the fuck is that.

>> No.1641763

>>1641741
By insulting us. How clever. Well, at least this one's not calling all of us "Americans". "Westerners" is suitable in lack of a better word I suppose.

>> No.1641764

>>1641755
Ignore me shitting up the thread with spelling and grammatical mistakes...

>> No.1641767

>>1641763
Man shut up.

>> No.1641771
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>> No.1641778

European bread is the best. American bread contains too much sugar.

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>> No.1641784

Are you all just going along or are some of you actually being trolled this easily? I can't tell anymore.

>> No.1641787

>>1641747
sugoi monogatari, aniki

>> No.1641788

>>1641778
There isn't any sugar in my bread, and I'm American.

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>>1641726
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM


SUPPAIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>> No.1641795

>>1641788
Seconded for not sugar.

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>> No.1641799

>>1641792
What the shit, is that a dodongo.
>>1641797
Is that a starfish.

>> No.1641801

>>1641755
Never eaten American bread, but I'm used to the high fiber Dutch bread, so the Japanese bread is a bit of a disappointment if you're used to having breakfast with bread. At least the coffee here isn't too bad, and the vending machines are a blessing.

>>1641550
関東?

>> I'm Japanese man learning English.
男って、マジですか?何才?台詞の使い方はちょっと高校生っぽいなので…

>> No.1641805

Hey again, how goes?

>> No.1641809

>>1641550
well OP u came to the right board. here u will find all u need to know and every-day-used English
>>1641778
by the Gods! someone what good bread really is! i agree!

>> No.1641815

This may be a bit premature, but I'm going to go ahead and call troll on this one. Something just feels off.

That being said, I give you a 6/10, mostly for effort.
Sure, it's elaborate and a technical masterpiece, but where's the soul? The whole thing feels halfhearted and flat. Call me crazy, but I miss the days when trolls got by on moxie and pep, not fancy personae and gimmicky angles. You need to return to the roots of the art and rediscover what it means to troll. Remember, if you aren't prepared to truly commit yourself to your work, you'll always end up with a mediocre product.

>> No.1641816

Is that some Monster Hunter imagedump I'm seeing here?

>> No.1641819

>>1641809
Your English sounds pretty broken as well, more so than the OP.

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>> No.1641824

>>1641819
I'm pretty sure that's the joke.

>> No.1641830

Requesting more pics of the strange and foreign room.

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>>1641666
>China is Japan's big brother.
So we love China.
Just like back in WWII right?

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>> No.1641837

>>1641815
>>This may be a bit premature, but I'm going to go ahead and call troll on this one. Something just feels off.

Of course it's a troll

>>Only dogs eat bread here
>>Japanese people are deft enough to use chopscticks, unlike you dull Westerners.
>>Only infants use spoon and fork here.

Obvious trolling

>> No.1641840

>>1641832
Motherfucker, that's some Ratholos armor right there.

>> No.1641842

Hey take pictures of your 部屋 please.

>> No.1641844

>>1641815
It's not premature. Actually, you are really slow. You should have realized he was a troll from the last time he posted here.

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>> No.1641856
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>> No.1641858

>>1641837
I meant the entire personality is fabricated, not just the opinion.
>>1641844
Excuse me if I exercise more caution than you'd prefer.

>> No.1641859

>>1641840
Yeah, I love the female version.

>> No.1641862

>>1641858
Well fucking DUH, slowpoke.

>> No.1641868

>>1641789
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE THAT SHOW

>> No.1641870
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>> No.1641878

>>1641847
Is that Lao Shan Lung v2?

>> No.1641880

>>1641862
Eh, you can't be too careful in these things. Admittedly the discrepancy between the effort and the yield clouded things quite a bit for me. Why go through so much trouble for such a simple troll? You have to take these things into consideration before you reach a verdict.

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What the hell is this doing in my mh folder?

>> No.1641886

>>1641878
yup

>> No.1641887

Busy killing White Fatalis HR 6

>> No.1641888

>>1641882
Taiko Drum Master is always related.

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>> No.1641893

>>1641882
Fuck yeah Taiko no tatsujin

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1641897

Oh dear

>> No.1641900

>>1641815
I was just about to refute this, but then I looked at the OP pic again; the handwriting in the corrections actually looks identical to the handwriting in the answers. I think you may be right. But wow what a lot of effort to go to..

>> No.1641906

>>1641887
>>1641782
Ohoho

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God I love this game

>> No.1641930

>>1641900

You are a humongous moron. If you read the last thread, he specifically said that he was correcting his own answers. DERP DERP

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Don't know why I took this screenshot, do you know why?

>> No.1641935

>>1641550

トロールです!

>> No.1641951
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>> No.1641955

>>1641900
The red and black writings are both his. This was established in a previous thread.

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Fuck yeah

>> No.1641980
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Awesome

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>>1641980

>> No.1642002

Fucker

GET BACK DOWN HERE SO I CAN HIT YOU

>> No.1642018

Wut game is this? One of the PSP Monster Hunters I assume?

>> No.1642033

>>1641778
>American Bread
>Sugar

There's no sugar in my bread, my good sir!

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>>1641995

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>> No.1642049

>>1641951
>>1641959
>>1642018
Indeed

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>>1642044
Teostra, eh?

>> No.1642104

Fuck yeah Monster Hunter

>> No.1642315

Hey whoa, what happened to this thread?

>> No.1642341

But are you man enough to eat curry rice with chopsticks?

>> No.1642360

>>1641550
Hey, OP. Whoever is correcting your work is an idiot. All of your sentences are correct as they are. The corrections are asinine and personal preference at best.

>> No.1642374

>>1642360
Holy fuck I was literally about to post the same thing but then decided "no someone else already would have said it." You must have been typing that out as I was thinking it.

But yes, OP, it's true. All the answers you have are just as correct as the corrections, the only one that you could argue should be changed is the "old lady" if it's specifically specified in the original text.

>> No.1642401

>>1642360
>>1642374
He's correcting his own work.

>> No.1642430

>>1642401
And doing a pointless job of it. In order to be a correction, the original should be wrong first.

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Can I stay at your house for awhile?

>> No.1642488

TU☆RA☆RE☆RU☆ZO

>> No.1642500

#3333 goes in every other field

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