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Where is your God now? Anonymous Thu Nov 20 23:03:54 2008 No.1641089 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 23:05:22 2008 No.1641095 File: 400 KB, 1024x687, 1227222322406.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 23:05:23 2008 No.1641091 Looks like a vibrator

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 23:06:07 2008 No.1641098 >>1641091 It isn't?

>>	Chaos of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo Thu Nov 20 23:06:07 2008 No.1641097 There is no god. If there was, man would conspire to destroy it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 23:06:11 2008 No.1641099 Is that a dildo with speakers?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 23:07:55 2008 No.1641112 File: 373 KB, 1024x687, 1227222475779.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1641099 >>1641098 >>1641091 It's a Harman/Kardon-speaker with a condom over it

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 23:09:25 2008 No.1641121 File: 463 KB, 1024x687, 1227222565220.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 23:10:14 2008 No.1641126 >>1641098 I think they're cheap speakers

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 23:11:12 2008 No.1641132 >>1641112 What are you doing with condoms, Anonymous?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 23:11:54 2008 No.1641137 >>1641112 I didn't notice the condom because I've never seen one before. Also it's kinda clear, and hard to see.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 23:12:09 2008 No.1641139 File: 460 KB, 1024x687, 1227222729548.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Raising Heart onegai~

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 23:13:49 2008 No.1641146 File: 449 KB, 1024x687, 1227222829788.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 23:13:55 2008 No.1641145 >>1641139 THERE ARE FIVE TITS IN THIS PICTURE

>>	Chaos of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo Thu Nov 20 23:14:09 2008 No.1641148 File: 117 KB, 448x408, 1227222849126.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1641137 >I didn't notice the condom because I've never seen one before.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 23:15:58 2008 No.1641155 >>1641132 obviously not using them the way they are meant to be (and never will)

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 23:16:04 2008 No.1641156 File: 357 KB, 1024x687, 1227222964368.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 23:18:08 2008 No.1641172 File: 444 KB, 1024x687, 1227223088417.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 23:19:50 2008 No.1641186 File: 456 KB, 1024x687, 1227223190393.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Triple Threat

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 23:22:50 2008 No.1641203 File: 24 KB, 300x400, 1227223370869.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fascinating.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 23:23:12 2008 No.1641206 File: 362 KB, 1024x687, 1227223392150.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And to answer the question where our God is..

Anonymous Thu Nov 20 23:24:37 2008 No.1641219
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..she's occupied with wearing condoms.

Pictures stolen from Meidocafe.jp, if you want to read the blog entry - here: http://www.meidocafe.jp/2008/11/20/kondom-review-ceylor-vanilla-ultra-thin

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 23:36:47 2008 No.1641294 Silly Anonymous We do not understand the concept or use of condoms

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 23:41:11 2008 No.1641321 >>1641294 My father's friend's daughter taught me how to use them like 10 years ago but I just kept blowing them up like balloons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 23:46:02 2008 No.1641346 >>1641321 >My father's friend's daughter taught me how to use them like 10 years ago Details.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 23:49:05 2008 No.1641356 what did you do OP, buy a pack of condoms because a girl led you on and then she totally ripped on you for thinking you two were going to fuck so you had to find a way to use all those condoms up?

Anonymous Thu Nov 20 23:52:07 2008 No.1641363

>>1641346

It's not as interesting as it sounds. I just remember I was in what was presumably her room playing some golf game on her Genesis and she barged in with a condom and handed it to me and started telling me what to do. Apparently I disappointed her because she eventually stormed out to complain to our parents about what an idiot I was and left me sitting on the bed holding a shitty balloon. I just shrugged and went back to playing Genesis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 23:56:00 2008 No.1641386 >>1641363 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 23:56:38 2008 No.1641384 >>1641363 That's awesome.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 23:58:10 2008 No.1641391 German condoms are the best in the world. As technologically advanced as the Japanese ones, only made for normal sized penises.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 21 00:00:47 2008 No.1641399 man, that's kinda cool.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 21 00:35:15 2008 No.1641564 >>1641356 read >>1641219

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 21 01:02:28 2008 No.1641736 Oh god this is almost as terrible as "hot glue"..

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 21 01:04:26 2008 No.1641750 >>1641363 On one hand, your situation seems pathetic. This is the hand you used to masturbate that night. But on the other hand, you probably had more fun playing her Genesis and blowing up the condom rather than using it.

Anonymous Fri Nov 21 01:04:44 2008 No.1641751

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>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 21 01:14:49 2008 No.1641817 >>1641751 What the fuck have I just watched for 4 seconds?!

Anonymous Fri Nov 21 01:19:46 2008 No.1641843

>>1641750

I didn't start masturbating until several years later. And I'm pretty sure she wasn't planning on having sex with me, especially since our fathers were in the next room, but I can't claim to know what she actually was planning. Women are crazy, and she was more batshit than most.

You're right that I had more fun with the Genesis, though. I miss that golf game. Wish I could remember the name of it so I could download the ROM.

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