/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Can anyone else just not have a waifu? I've lived through more than a third of my expected life and still nobody 2d, male, female, or inhuman has caught my eye and brought me into a happy world of undying love and eternal devotion. A lot of girls are cute, seem nice, and are even sexy, but the feeling just isn't there. 3d doesn't work either. 3d hasn't worked since I was five.

Is waifulessness caused by a mental disorder? Is there a trick to becoming open to having a waifu? Do you have to choose your waifu and try to love her instead of letting it just happen? Help, I'm lonely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405773
Could it be that you are asexual?

[Anonymous No.]

Depends on what your definition of "waifu" is. To me it's just a cute character that I happen to like a bit more than the rest of the Touhous.

It's escapism, I guess. Being devoted to a fictional character isn't very important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405777
when you make an onahole out of a beanie, a mason jar, and a stolen exam glove and tie a volume of bleach to it because orihime has big fat tats "asexual" is not a word that describes you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405786
The other type of asexual, the one that finds no joy in romanticism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405791
that can't be right. why would an aromantic cry when they realize they'll never hold hands with or hug any of the 2hus?

just one time would be enough, one or two minutes
who cares if it's a shit one like rumia, or not even a real 2hu? life is pain.

[Anonymous No.]

holy shit get a load of these faggots

[Anonymous No.]

we're plumbing brave new frontiers of being a complete bitchass queer

how the fuck do you even get up in the morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405773
I don't have a waifu and never been sexually attracted to anyone.
Aside from typical neet problem my life's fine. Perhaps because loneliness is something I've copped out with. Don't think much about it.

[Anonymous No.]

you've got a mental disorder op so it certainly can't be that!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405803
kek

i make a sob story thread once every few years to gauge how tohnochan-ish /jp/ is at the time. the first one ever was in 2011. nobody even bought it after the second post and someone said to go to /b/. how a board responds to sorta on topic whining basically defines the whole community. when the attitude of the community shifts in a certain direction i stop posting frequently. when it nosedives i don't even bother lurking.

my waifu is chen losers

[Anonymous No.]

MY wife can make a pill to fix that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405845
anyways here's the litmus test for when you see another one of these in 2019 or sooner

the last one was in 2013 and was code ge/a/ss.

>/pol/ - personally phone hiro and ask him to nuke the board
/pol/.
>code gayass - leave asap
Sods share their own stories or show genuine concern
>code gets - stay because this is hilarious
Victory is mine
>co/b/e deass :DDD - visit in moderation and hope it was just because the good posters were asleep
/b/ tier posting, attempted advice
>code ge/a/ss
nobody uses sage, thread stays bumped
>code /jp/esies
a few funny shitposts and everyone sages, thread only has a minute or two of activity
>code good board
thread ignored

there has never been a "code gets" level thread but if i get dubs it might be a first

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405845
What da fuk man

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405777
I don't want to sound like a tumblr user, but I feel that way.