Monster Girl Thread

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Remember to tip the pizza girl. They work very hard and deserve something extra.

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I love maids.

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Remember: Evil girls need love too!

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>draw a succubus
>make her as unattractive as possible
Why is this allowed?

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>>16402050
Aren't they too chuuni for love?

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Say yes to all waifus.

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x is best girl

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>>16402027
Imagine seeing a Thickubbus' titties and ass jiggle while running. 10/10 breeding and waifu material in that regard.

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>>16402056
No girl is too chuuni for love.

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>>16402053
Nigga I don't know about you but I would wreck that Succubus until she was carrying triplets.

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>>16402050
I want to hug the chuuni away.

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>>16402065
I beg to differ.

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>>16402050
I wanna be an evil monster girls sidekick!

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>>16402053
Nerdubus is the best kind of Succubus. I'd ravage her all day every day for a year. After that I'd have to start giving her breaks so she could nurse our baby.

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>>16402073
Well, if you can give an example of one going to far, then I'll resign my argument.

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>>16402079
>you will never be an evil mastermind MGs Kronk

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>>16402096
Dammit, that means she'll never pull my lever.

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>>16402090
Even if a chuuni is too chuuni for love, she's not too chuuni for rape. Just rape her until her normalfag levels rise to acceptable levels.

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>>16402114
So I should rape her in public?

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>>16402114
Well, if she stops thinking that she's the Lord Emperor of the Depths, then she'll stop calling me a silly overdweller and we can actually have dinner without scaring off the waiters.

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>>16402063
>If you fuck them you get a 10% off
>If you marry them you get the pizza for free

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>>16402053
>no wings
>no tail
>not even weirdly coloured eyes
It's shit. The one two girls worth a damn from the manga are the vampire and duhallan.

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i want to cuddle and impregnate a grapesnek

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She's the ruler of the Earth.
Her power is comparable to a God's
She can destroy mountains with ease
Her mere breath can imolate anything in its path
Her scales are impenetrable
She's worshipped throughout the land

The Mighty Dragon

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>>16402053
That's a human. There is nothing monster about her.

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>>16402132
Yes, and do it bareback.

>>16402136
She'll have to face reality when her pregnant belly gets too big to hide. Be careful though, you might break her mind. Be sure to comfort her too, and not just brutally rape her in public.

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>>16402070
WOMB BULLYING

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>>16402136
>"Would you like a refill-"
>"BEGONE FROM MY SIGHT, PUNY INSECT!"
>The waiter is scared off by your girlfriend's bad habits once more
>The rest refuse to come near your table
>This is the fifth time this week she did this to a waiter
>You'll have to change restaurants
>AGAIN

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>>16402140
Why buy the cow when you can get the sex for free?

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you know what would be nice
going on a mining trip and finding a wurm or gnome

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>>16402153
And spread her legs so every single bit of her being dies of embarrassment?

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>>16402167
You say that, but mining trips aren't as comfy as you're thinking.

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>>16402167
I found 98 Wurms and 1964 Gnomes while mining for acient shards.

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>>16402153
Well, I'm sure she'll adjust fast when the kid comes around.

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>>16402167
Then you end waking up a Balrog

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>>16402140
Yes please.

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>>16402169
You should start slow. Rape her gently without stripping her first.

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>>16402172
The hard work is just up my ally

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>>16402180
Oh I know that. The public lewds are the finisher once she is already weak.

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>>16402162
At least she didn't call for diplomatic immunity when the cops came around for, uh, "Noise Disturbance".

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>>16402185
You're on the right track, then. Getting standing positioned from behind and having her legs spread wide will surely be the final strike to her chuuniness.

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>>16402147
Good, That way I can Cuddle and impregnate Pharaoh with no interruptions.

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>>16402193
KC should draw more brown girls

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>>16402096
>your evil (chunni) Lich waifu has a paladin tied to a chair on top of a red 'X'
>"Pull the lever Anon!"
>you do as she says and a XL King sized bed flips down from the wall
>some Barry Manilow also starts playing from the speakers on the headboard
>your Lichfu just stares at you
>"Wr-Wrong lever Anon.."
>you then tell her you pulled the right one
>as you grab your Lichfu for a night of raunchy marital sex in an array of positions you untie the paladin and promise Jake a round of drinks at the bar

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>>16402167
>Go wurm hunting in the mines
>end up with a harem of ants

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>>16402210
>you untie the paladin and promise Jake a round of drinks at the bar
Or just sick a thicc Zombie on him.

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>NTR nightmare involving monster girls
What the fuck was my brain doing when I was asleep?

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>>16402193
what about a pharaoh snek?

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>>16402220
But his Valkyrie waifu would be upset!

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I still need to get round to that stalker dark valk story

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>>16402222
I never knew I needed this until now.
And now we need more of this glorious creation.

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>>16402222
Apophis' are only okay in varying shades of purple.

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>>16402148
Delete this.

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>>16402229
I still need to do a lot of shit.

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>>16402234
50 shades of purple?

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>>16402222
Quads confirm Pharaoh snake for our new lord and master.

My dick can't handle this. How does she handle the whole "remove pharaoh" deal though? Does she hate herself and want a man to punish her?

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>>16402234
And Grey

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>>16402235
What if I teased a dragon with those pictures of her?

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>>16402243
God I want to violate a chocolate pharaoh snake who is an M.

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>>16402222
Un-remove grapesnake

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What's the weirdest thought you've had about monsters?

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>Apophis wife claims she will make the first apophis ruled village/settlement/town
>She needs YOU to make it a reality as she will need plenty of mini snakes and husbando support to start

Will you accept?

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>>16402242
Of course.
>>16402246
That'd also work.

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I should make a harem out of depressed succubi that hang around in bars.

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>>16402252
>>16402257
Heh

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>>16402261
But if you husbando them then they won't be depressed anymore.

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>>16402257
Nah, I have a job.

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>>16402253
That demon would show the little mermaid as a lesson in how people would try to get out of contracts.

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>>16402253
NTR. I removed that from my brain as fast as I could.

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>>16402251
>spends her time brewing various aphrodisiacs for you to use on her
>commissions desert tanukis to have custom made bondage equipment made for her
>is a bit of an exhibitionist and loves it if you punish her in front of the khepris and anubis
>despite her weird kinks she's a massive kiss slut at heart and every lewd session has to end with a romantic kiss

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>>16402253
Way too many to list, including some this place would probably murder me for mentioning.
>>16402257
Aiding a girl in her conquests is a top tier fantasy so sure.

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>>16402222
No feet to worship

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>>16402253
Eating a snake's shedded skin.

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>>16402251
>Not wanting to eavily impregnate and furiously cuddle a choco snake as much as you can

why a chocolate snake sounds so fucking attractive

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>>16402248
She would be devastated and sad, that would hurt her pride badly
You can blackmail her with those, but we both know you won't do that kind of stuff because you are a kind man

>>16402253
Mostly stuff about eating them
I want to take a bit of a fruit girl, cook some Scylla tentacles, have a Slime jelly, etc...

I wouldn't eat anything that would leave permanent damage, only stuff that can grow back

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How much jiggle would an Apophis' fat purple butt have?

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>>16402291
I'd never do that. I love my dragons pride. But she looks so cute when she's sleeping!

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>"Anon, you've made me the happiest fox ever!"

Then your alarm goes off.
How was your night anons?

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>>16402303
Eh. It was ok. Still never had a MG dream.

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>>16402269
Ursula "leagally" did nothing wrong.
speaking of little mermaid, isn't there a reference to it in EMG?

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>>16402303
Oh god what a nightmare! This is not my waifu.

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>>16402301
Keep those pictures private then, I'm sure a Dragon can show her shameful sides to her lover although she'd prefer to keep them hidden

>>16402303
You reminded me of a dream I had recently where I was searching for my waifu and was conned into buying an Automaton with a similar name instead

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>>16402307
Yeah, In the chapter that had mia's cooking, Mero compares the pain of eating it to ariel taking the portion and forming her legs.

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>>16402221
>dream involving monster girls
>gets derailed by some insane convoluted plotline
This happens to me literally every time, my mind has to stop doing this to me.

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>>16402303
Could've been longer. Spent a good amount of it trying to fix shit before going to bed. Haven't had an actual MG dream that I can remember.

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Stay back or my dick gets it! I'm serious, you can't rape me if I cut my own dick off!

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>>16402269
Bringing up Disney makes me think of an MGE version of Tarzan

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"Hello anon, my daughter isn't home right now, but would you be a dear and lotion up my back for me?"

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>>16402326
I don't think my Anubis wife would be happy about that.

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>>16402326
MILFs are garbage.

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>>16402321
Worst part was that it wasn't just that. It was yuri ntr by a fucking tentacle, a girl I don't even remember when I'm awake.

Sleep is evil at times.

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>>16402326
Are you familiar with down dog position? Ready yourself.

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>>16402326
It's a trap, exfil immediately

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>>16402324
>Anon raised by gorilla girls falls in love with a human girl

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>>16402330
Yeah, all they know how to do is NTR their husbands and daughterus.

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>>16402303
I wonder how sad got when I dissapeared. Maybe that's how Simon felt when Nia went away.

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>>16402326
>you will never be seduced by a confident and predatory monster MILF
This hurts more than it should.

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>>16402326
I find that anubis way too hot. If she was my friend's mom and flirted with me I would leave her moaning and panting on the ground.

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>>16402280
>Aiding a girl in her conquests is a top tier fantasy so sure.


This. Or just helping her rule. I want to fight for the Pharaoh!

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>>16402324
>Disney
So many possibilities

>The bishie and the beast

>>16402326
>NTR
No

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>>16402330
Like clockwork, exact same response any time milfs get mentioned. You have a bot set up for that or something? If not maybe you should think of more varied ways to express yourself.

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>>16402335
I was more thinking along the lines of jane becoming a kakuen

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>>16402330
You're garbage.

>>16402336
Widows need love too anon.

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>>16402348
Aladdin with a lewd genie trying to cockblock him from getting Jasmin

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>>16402253
I'm not allowed to say it or the thread will get mad at me.

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>>16402353
Then it wouldn't be Tarzan. It'd just be some random kakuen looking for a husband.

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>>16402348
>NTR
Anon we've been over this god knows many many times now.

MILF doesn't have to mean used goods, the only requirement is that they're both a mother and an older women. There's nothing to say that having an adopted daughteru doesn't count.

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>>16402326
She looks flexible enough to do it herself, and I prefer Christmas Cakes over MILFs.

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>>16402349
>He thinks only one person dislikes MILFs

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>>16402362
>There's nothing to say that having an adopted daughteru doesn't count.
Just
use
CC
then

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>>16402362
Or she's single because of bad marriage or deceased spouse outside of kcland.

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>>16402365
>disliking MILFs
You are a heathen and swine and will never be my nigga.

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>>16402368
Christmas cakes don't come with hot daughters, now type like a normal person.

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The only MILF I'd ever want is my waifu. She's only a MILF because we have a daughteru together though, she doesn't really have the MILF body type.

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>>16402360
you would end up with a kakuen that has a brit accent, that would be something.

but yeah, it wouldnt be tarzan

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>>16402365
Yeah, there's at least two of you.

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>>16402326
>implying Anubi are sluts

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>>16402362
Is she still a MILF if she didn't give birth to her?

>>16402369
>deceased spouse
Respect the dead.

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>>16402365
That's not what I'm saying, I'm saying it's the exact same stock response happens every time.
>MILFS are shit
>but I don't like MILFs
>fuck off with that ntr shit
>I don't like hags
Would be other people but that guy has to make himself noticeable by using the same phrasing every time.

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>>16402382
Still technically a mother, so yes.

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>>16402347
>I want to fight for the Pharaoh!

>you will never ride a chariot into battle with the Pharaoh at your side, the demigoddess drawing her bow as skillfully as a cupid while you crush the enemies of the empire under your wheels
>she will never raise an obelisk in the temple complex to commemorate your victory
>you will never receive a much more intimate reward for your bravery in the royal bedchamber

Life is Via Dolorosa, my friend

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>>16402382
>Is she still a MILF if she didn't give birth to her?
Following the description google gives
>a sexually attractive older woman, typically one who has children
Yes, it makes no mention of having to give birth to them.

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>>16402392
>>16402365
>>16402349
>>16402330
>People are still forming cabals over each other's tastes, trying to push each other off the general one by one, until there's barely anyone left in here

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>>16402382
There is nothing NOWHERE that says dating and screwing a single mother with a dead husband is disrespecting the dead.
Unless you killed the husband yourself, there should be no issues.

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>>16402404
>not fucking someone else's wife is an exclusive cabal

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>>16402407
You were busy shitposting over MILFs in the other room while your waifu

touched

MY BALLS

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Well, I don't know what that is but I'm not giving it a (You).

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>>16402409
I'm going to cut off your balls anon.

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>>16402406
Well you know, MGE apart, given that undead monstergirls such as ghosts exist I'd say there's an afterlife, which means the husband is there, waiting, which means you're doing NTR.

Even so, why go for her when you have tons of single monstergirls out there.

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>>16402404
How are any of those trying to push anyone out of the general? Stop being a pussy and grow a spine.

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>>16402415
>MGE is the only setting
For the thousandth it's the monster girl thread, not the MGE thread.

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>>16402413
I think you should join is, Anon.

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>>16402323
Pretty sure these kinds of threats puts you in solitary confinement and then rehabilitation in MGC.

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>>16402433
>MGE apart
Do ghosts only exist in MGE, anon?

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I'm loaded with shit the thread doesn't like, and I'm staying right the fuck here!

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>>16402427
I'm not even in the fight, I'm just watching the show.

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Monstergirls raised by Holsts/Hathorites.

>>16402433
>not the MGE thread
You act like there are other monstergirl settings worth talking about.

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>>16402415
Thatcs assuming they go to the same afterlife. For all we know the husband could be in hell being raped by Demons, and the Milf could end up in a completely different afterlife.

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Anyone got any fun headcannon to share?

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>>16402438
Nah.
They just cuff him and bring him to the City Court's mindflayer.

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>>16402444
>Implying there are any monstergirl settings worth talking about
People just discuss monstergirls' profiles.

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>>16402440
No but they also don't exist in every setting and in some you need to fulfil very specific requirements to even become a ghost.

Hell, some settings have reincarnation.

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Whatever a writefag writes relevant to the setting I suppose

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>>16402444
>You act like there are other monstergirl settings worth talking about.
Yeah because all those OCs from danbooru and pixiv people post are totally from MGE. And Ran poster, his waifu must be from MGE too.

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>>16402458
>somehow didn't quote >>16402449

Fuck me

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>>16402452
>Mindflayer treatment

That is only as a last option. Normal treatment is cuddles with soft girls while they slowly milk you.

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>>16402459
>Ran poster
There's more than one of us.

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>>16402449

Wanna talk about waifus, daughterus, families and lilims?

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>>16402462
>That is only as a last option.
Yes. She reserves her treatment for emergencies.
And someone threatening to do that is an emergency in MGC.

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>>16402449
Daughters get the SE they need by feeding off their mother's spirit energy stores via breastfeeding. They do this until they get their first boyfriend.

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>>16402464
You're cool dudes, some variety helps keep things interesting.

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>>16402465
I want to have a family with my lilim waifu!

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>>16402449
Not really
Right now all I've got is that high powered dragons can turn humans into other dragons.
And the idea of a weird hybrid spirit thing born between a man and whatever elemental he knocks up.

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>>16402449
Seraphs and angels of lower ranks can sing songs that hurt and damage monsters and humans.
Wyverns are crybabies when young, but become less so as an adult that doesn't cry over literal spilt milk.
A Wendigo considers wearing your cape or cloak the same as being your wife.
Cursed Swords and Sentient Weapons despise one another.
A Lich could be the richest thing on the planet if they liquidated their resources into money.
Wurms hate cheese.

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>>16402468
>daughterus breastfeed until they get boyfriends
Do you want orally fixated daughterus? Because that's how you get orally fixated daughterus!

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>>16402449
-Succubus type monstergirls (Succubutts, Demons, etc.), provided their bosoms are large enough, will start producing milk within vicinity of a church. Also, lactation potions exist.
-There are a fuck-ton of Automatons out there either wandering or sealed away waiting to be discovered
>Automatons can be affected by the sexytime foodstuffs found in the MGE
-Automatons can get thiccer via Holst milk

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When it comes to dating and relationships, would it be described as a predator and prey between mamono and man?

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>>16402465
I'd rather not talk about my steelim today.

I would like to play with my adorable granddaughterus though.

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>MGC
I tell them that I can't be sexually abused because I am reserving my virginity for my future Unicorn wife. Check and mate.

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>>16402449
I keep coming back to the one that living armor becomes more fancy the stronger the spirit gets, other then that i got nothing

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>>16402471
Ah, there's only one dudeposter I believe, but I'd bet there's a few of us who are devoted to our fluffy lady.

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>>16402475
Would an unsuccessful monster be breastfed well into their 20s?

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>>16402449
I'm abit conflicted on Anubi paws. I want to keep them yuge but I'm not so sure about the 3 digits. I think about 4 digits (similar to the Leon drawing) looks pretty good.

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>>16402482
I'm pretty sure that was the intention, yes.

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>>16402468
Oh hey, I canon this too. Makes them almost as strong as a dicked daughteru, but the mother stops so the girl don't get addicted.

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>>16402465
What do you like about lilims?
and would you indulge in having sex with a pregnant wife?

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>>16402486
The dudeposter has an understandable fixation on Chanta's ran

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>>16402496
>implying there are people who would stop having sex with their wife once she was pregnant

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>>16402449
Becoming an incubus remove the part in your brain that makes repetition dull and boring, that's why you can have sex 24/7 for weeks straight and still love it by the end

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>>16402449
Jinkos don't have paws nearly as meaty as the profile suggests. Also retractable claws. And they love tummy rubs

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I really want to get into the specifics of Demon Realm Silver for weapon forging. What actual properties does it have in terms of hardness, brittleness, etc? How does a Demon Realm Silver sword compare to a Steel sword? How does it affect an alloyed metal, considering you can make Demon Realm Iron, Copper, etc?

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>>16402496
I'm not much of a lilim guy, I just like to see what people can do with them and the different ways of corruption that coms with.

And I don't like pregnant sex that much, but I would definitely have some cuddle sex with my waifu both for keeping her satisfied and the baby strong.

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>>16402449
No faggots
DE fixes fags straight instead of turning them into trannies

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>>16402499
What a coincidence, so do I!

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>>16402492
I personally prefer the 4-digit paws for Anubi. I find that giving them a fourth digit that acts like a thumb is beneficial in a lot of ways for them.

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>>16402502
Some people worry too much about harming the baby.

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>>16402488
I mean, it's possible.

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>>16402193
I want to summon Nephren-Ka to be my waifu!

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>>16402508
>I just like to see what people can do with them and the different ways of corruption that coms with.
Somebody fucking gets it!

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>>16402459

Don't drag me into this please. Unless you mean the guy who posts fat Ran, that's not me.

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>>16402449
There is an extremely painful way to remove DE from things. The process came after order scientists managed to succefully extract the energy from matango spores, then they started testing with lower monsters and now they are using it on mid tier girls.
This act is done in secret and the girls that manage to survive get mindbroken. They are still making some fixes here and there.

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>>16402504
This is a better version of the cannons "Sex is the most rewarding thing a incubus can do and never get's bored of it."

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>>16402518

Oh, reading the comment chain, I guess I'm not the only one. Well now I look like a self-important dick...

Ran-sama, please forgive this foolish man.

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>>16402513
>Anubis_giving_the_thumbs_up.jpg

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>>16402507
Demon Realm Silver is pretty much like Makai Silver from the GARO series, which makes me believe it can likely make some fine-ass armor while bladed weaponry is solely reserved for sexytimes.

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>>16402449
An entire setting

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>>16402518
>fat Ran
How rude.

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>>16402517
Initially that's what I thought they were about, just different and fun ways to expand their mother's territorry and grow stronger.

Now I see they are serious business.

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>>16402518
>fat Ran
Nice meme

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>>16402459
Man you name the Ranposters and they all come out of hiding at once.

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>>16402532
>>16402537
Well. She looks a LITTLE tubby.

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>>16402537

I was just using it as a quick description. I don't care about the body type memes.

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>>16402449
I might catch a little flack for this but oh well.

Apophises (Apophi?) have girl crushes on Pharaohs that they won't admit to and it's the reason for their hostility.

It's less sexual and more of a hero worship thing, although some do dream of having threesomes and a shared husband.

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>>16402540
I'm a little more surprised that we all happen to be here at the same time.

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>>16402546
Yeah you're a bit of a fag.

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>>16402504
This is more or less canon (tying in with how monsters view time a bit differently from humans as well thanks to how most of them have such long lifespans), though actually one proviso is that its unusually for even an incubus to have sex for more than a few days without taking a break.

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>>16402546
Whatever rocks your boat.

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>>16402547
Well, I was pointing that out actually.

>>16402546
I will fight you for Apophis-chan honor you knave.

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>>16402530
The wiki tells me that it will drain Demonic Energy and therefore incapacitate a Monster Girl, so I'm curious about making a sword out of it for self-defense that doesn't involve killing the MG you're fighting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402506
Note retractable claws are pretty much canon for them, or at least KC said they are retractable when asked about it by a Japanese fan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402449
The religion of dragons exists.

Just not sure how dragons take it. Maybe as a compliment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402540
Guess my calling in life is to be a Ranfag summoner.

I wonder if I can summon more if I use tofu as a catalyst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402492
You're in luck given KC gave them 4 digits in the book release (we just don't have the version of the profile art online beyond the black and white version as far as I know).

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402563
Maybe they don't understand it, but use it to get a husband sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402563
Dragons are pretty haughty and proud, so they must like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402449
Every MG spend their honeymoon being filled to the brim with semen

while the husbando buys the ring the MG stocks the semen enhancing items for those special days

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402564
Young mages these days...that's just a start boy, got to try harder things. Keep practicing that, but you will eventually have to learn to summon specific individuals, I'd say Alp is your best bet, he just loves being called. Then you move on to entities from beyond, and in the end get waifus for everyone.

So get moving already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402574
Just checked my copy, and holy fuck you're right. I never even noticed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402550
Just a bit? Damn I was expecting to be called a gigantic faggot, that's kind in comparison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402574
Thank god. That looks much better. Althoigh I have a problem with it. The arm is too thin for it to look perfect.

Like I said before. Leon's version looks amazing. Then again this doesn't mean I hate the original design. Big meaty paws will always hold a special place in my heart. Right next to my Anubis waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402592
Silence heretic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402585
If I'm aiming big then I may as well practice necromancy and try to summon dead writefags.

[Anonymous No.]

So I recently got done playing The Last Guardian. Annoying controls aside, it is an absolutely gorgeous game and I certainly fell in love with Trico, especially considering how early on I thought the design was unappealing but it really grew on me.

But while loving it as a pet and companions, I couldn't help but imagine a monster girl version of one. Like a griffin but with Trico's mannerisms. Anyone else play the game and think such things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402574
>Check my copy of the book
>Check the online version
The book version is a lot better. Thanks for letting me know that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402600
Nah go away I need you to do the summoning, necromancy is my turf. I will not be denied an undead waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402590
Yup, all the old beast girls got thumbs now, werecat, sphinx, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402592
If you don't go full yuri people don't care that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402599
But I dream of having an Apophis and Pharaoh giving me double paizuri, one of them to catch my jizz in their mouth and then swap it between the two of them with their tongues.

If I'm going to be a heretic I may as well secure my fate of being condemned to the Khepri pit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402624
>spoiler

My fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402574
http://i.imgur.com/2gXrAnf.jpg

You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402624
I mean if you want to go full faggot with the barely monster hag whatever, but leave Apophis out of that, she is a lewd maiden that needs a good husband to make her happy and, by the most angry god you can think of, I will bitchslap you so hard that only matangos would try and love the wreck that you will end being.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402631
HQ Anubis? Wowee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402631
It's a great improvement from the 3 digits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402631
>HD schedule dog
This is a nice surprise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402631
Looking at that "! !" in a higher quality makes me wonder.

Is it really a tattoo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402631
How did you get this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402654
I just assumed it was body paint of somesort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402654
My guess would be pleasure runes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402654
isnt that some sort of rune that says when her womb is ready?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402660
Pleasure runes are more frilly and tend to incorporate hearts. If you want to see something like them check out Amazons; their tattoos are (non-functional) pleasure runes.

[Anonymous No.]

HD Lilim: http://i.imgur.com/1AsAZoI.jpg
HD Dragon: http://i.imgur.com/UkutDOW.jpg

>>16402655
I'm a wizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402682
Bless you, friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402631
Amazing, any chance we'll get to see a similar quality scan of the lamia or other updated arts?

[Anonymous No.]

>No Salamander that channeled her competitive nature into writing books.
>the more inspired she is the greater her tail flame.
>She also uses you both for isperation and encouragement

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402682
>HD Lilim

There is a God.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna form an operating team in MGC. I want a Tanuki boss to send out our squad on dangerous shadowruns, attacking corporate secrets for profit with wolfu soldiers and other MG specialists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402682
You're either KC or working for Seven Seas

I'm gonna assume you're KC
Please make a shark girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402682
>>16402631
Can you repost these on a host that doesn't do it's own compressions on images?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402449
Winged type mamono will honk, manticores will shake their tailpussy instead like a scorpion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402701
>Please make a shark girl
I've been asking for it at least one year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402688
What is she wearing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402700
I love this artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402449
Shoggoths can purr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402717
Reading glasses, Jeans and a shirt that says "the pen is my sword" or something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have the rest of HD girls released until now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402724
Oddly, I feel Shoggoths would make for the worst magicians. Anything they make appear or disappear could just be a part of them, and any card trick could just be them changing the face of their card to match the right one. Doing stage magic is like playing peek-a-boo with a baby to them, when you really think about it. No wonder, trickery, or particular talent is necessary to pull it off,

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402727
that does sound kinda comfy

[Anonymous No.]

did the anon who wanted to impregnate 3 salamanders survived?

[Anonymous No.]

I just wanna spend all day plying a mino herd with booze, bathes, and massages with an evening of pelvis shattering moo-snu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSU5Iu9Z9qI

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>>16402530
Does Demon Realm Silver absorb demonic energy limitlessly, or does it need to be cleansed after so much energy is absorbed? Either way, possible fun idea: Someone leaves a set of Demon Realm silver armor in an area of such perpetually high demonic energy that it eventually becomes Living Armor, but she needs to wait for a male to come by so he can act as a sort of battery for her to leave the area.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402682
I've awaken to say holy shit, thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402706
http://www.mediafire.com/file/abmb27l8hz6zt5o/HD+MGs%282%29.zip

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402624
>Anon serves under the Pharaoh
>Actually has nothing against the Apophis
>The two are in a constant struggle. Their "war" makes Anons work hell.
>Despite his best effort, they just keep fighting.
>After another fight made him do a months extra work he has had enough.
>He buys a few Raging Mushrooms of the black market and get's ready
>After a totally-not-assisted-by-anon raid the Apophis makes it into the Pharaohs throne chamber With only the three of them there
>While they fling insults at one another Anon eats the Raging Mushrooms.
>Just as they are about to fight Anon dominates them both easily.
>They submit to him and he makes them come to an agreement
>He sit's down at the throne but before he can react, they are at his crotch.
>They agree that Anon on how strong and handsome Anon is and what big cock he has as they undo his pants and presses their breast against it.
>High on Raging Mushrooms, he just let's them.
>They give him a double paizuri while they decide that they will both become his wives and serve him
>After a long double paizuri they finally agree on all the terms, just in time to when Anon cums.
>The Pharaoh catches all of it in her mouth with great skill.
>"And now to seal the deal" The Apophis says
>They start to swap the cum using their tongues, letting it wash around in their mouth for a moment to get all of the taste
>Finally the swallow and they look at anon.
>He simply nods
>Anon is now the de facto king. There is also no more wars in his kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402449
Vamp mosquitos using their moe fangs to bite you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402746
Not sure, all I know is is that I stuck to their younger sister.
Considering they were big 6 and a half foot tall girls that were really heavy, I don't think he made it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402728
They were all posted here so probably

I'd say go on his enty and pay 1 buck to get all of them but apparently you can only see posts that are a month old or less

[Anonymous No.]

You bumped into this little girl by accident and now she follows you everywhere

what do

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402682
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402752
>or does it need to be cleansed after so much energy is absorbed
The Chief Goddess' side probably has some anti-DE magic we don't yet know about. Then there's the fact that the Gremlins profile mentions anti-DE devices.
So armor cleansing must be a common practice in that regard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402773
>Apply christmas cake

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402724
I didn't know I wanted this, but I really, really do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402752
Given how it is used as a weapon it seems like you have to actually have it pierce something or be in contact with something producing the energy you want absorbed in order to have it absorb energy. It doesn't seem to passively absorb energy. As for if it has limits, one would presume it does just as magic gems have limits (i.e. none have been made that can contain the mana of the Mamono Lord or her husband).

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402773
Buy her candy. Then I probably ask where her parents are. They are probabl awfully worried about her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402773
Introduce her to my pet Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402773
Rub her eyebrows and tell her that I will marry her as soon as she reaches puberty

I hope monster girls can't trigger their own puberty to start

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402709
>Succubi invasion heralded not by screaming and moaning, just honks heard over the horizon.

Find it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402788
>>16402798
Oh cool, so Demon Realm Silver Living Armor could probably happen then

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402758
That's not how raging mushrooms work anon. Developing a desire to be raped doesn't equal the monster becoming overall submissive, let alone would it make the man a king in this situation. I assume in your depiction the pharaoh wants this man, but the apophis would have to want him too or the mushroom would have no effect on her.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish to nurse a badly injured Paladin-chan back to health, only to find she has amnesia and can't remember who she is. I'd then marry her and make her into a gentle wife who's good friends with all her monster neighbors. When the reinforcements came to rescue her, she'd be horrified at the thought of fighting her beloved fellow villagers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402834
Humans are shit

[Anonymous No.]

I want an Oni with a body like the girl on the left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402840
>t. shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402840
Humans are best

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402773
She is obviously looking for her parents but is too shy to ask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402851
Were that true none of us would be here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402790
>you will never get stalked by a CC Shirohebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402840
False, humans are very cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402849
>>16402851
How could you prefer humans? Monstergirls are a direct upgrade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402449
MGC is actually a popular tourist destination with a thriving sex industry and plenty of bars and restaurants serving exotic foods. It still has it's bad parts but those are kept away from the tourist areas.
Mating season turns ups a girls sensitivity and makes their baby-making instincts go into overdrive. They also admit pheromones that smell really good.
Some monstergirls fall in love with Earth's culture and become huge humanboos.
On the opposite side of things, there are a good amount of humans that wish to turn into monstergirls, and monstergirls are very willing to help them get used to their new lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402864
Druella pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402864
If it's the same guy as usual he will basically say "they're just better."
Because he's trying to shitpost, not start a discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402848
I want a Holst with a body like the one on the right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402700
Sounds awesome, you should write it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402864
They are delusional, they will understand eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402866
Someone should write a handy travel guide for Monster Girl City. So people visiting know which places to visit and which places to avoid.

I want to visit Cemetery Hills, where all the wealthy Undead girls live, but I don't want my wallet stolen by cute Mouse Girl pickpockets along the way.

[Anonymous No.]

"See here Anon, or as I likes ta calls ya 'cutie', We can do this the easy way or da hard way, da choice is yours..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402864
I don't, but that doesn't mean humans are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

What if...Brutal Legend but with MORE monster girls?

And maybe some better gameplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402864
But anon, mankind is the real monster!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402866
>On the opposite side of things, there are a good amount of humans that wish to turn into monstergirls, and monstergirls are very willing to help them get used to their new lives.
Fairly sure that actually happens in cannon tho.

>Mating season turns ups a girls sensitivity and makes their baby-making instincts go into overdrive. They also admit pheromones that smell really good.
I like this a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402876
Sounds good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402848
I want a Komodo with a body like this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402878
I was hoping we could do it the hard way

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402882
Sure, why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402848
Oni are pretty great, especially the bigger they are

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402882
Well, the world was pretty great, I could dig it, a shame about the ugly demons, I would love to play for metalhead monstergirls so we can go bash the shit out of something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402864
They're plain-cute. It's like Haruka, the boring idol. Putting it inside a girl that doesn't feel particularly good and isn't really that attractive but enjoying it immensely because you love her so much is very cute and romantic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402898
Medium Onis are the best. Medium breasts, medium muscles, medium butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402903
Human women are shit. They will never give you the satisfaction and love like a monster girl will give you.

There is no excuse for like human women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402900
>ugly demons

I think a lot of anons would still wreck that demon nun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402911
Loving a human woman is hard work. It gives you a sense of accomplishment that going easymode on a monster girl that fulfills your every wish could never give you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402884
>Attack of the 50 Foot Loli
I would watch the fuck outta that, but it begs the question; Is she actually a loli if she's 50 feet tall?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402910
I think I agree, but I'm not opposed to being kabedoned by a big oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402890
I strongly desire a Wight with this body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402910
Big Onis are the best. Big breasts. Big muscles. Big butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402914
That's some A+ delusion, I'll give you that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402919
That's an oppai loli. And no, she isn't actually 50 ft tall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402885
Me too. I like the idea of holding my monster wife close and kissing her, smelling her scent, teasing her about how badly I want to have a daughter with her as she has orgasm after orgasm and milks me for everything I have, then doing it again the day after.

[Anonymous No.]

What about slim nerdy onis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402927
Small Onis are the best. Tiny breasts. Medium muscles. Big hips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402910
wrong, big is best

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402934
She can definitely get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402910
Big is best

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402934
She'd be literally perfect in every way if her breasts were half that size and she didn't have that basic bitch facial expression

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402944
You're a double faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402942
Never trust a woman who carries a massive black dildo with her everywhere she goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402942
Ah, the rare Tan Oni, found at beaches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402934
As long as they're still into snu snu I'm fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402942
Did she really need to bring the club?

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how sick and tired Oni are of "horny" puns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402937
Sweaters make everything better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402938
Would a big Oni be extremely tight down there since her muscles, including her pubic muscles, are so big? I want to see a big girl squirm cutely while taking the dick of a boy much smaller than her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402950
It's to defend you from all those rapists who aren't her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402963
Hey, you owe her for defending you from all those rapists. She's a nice girl, she deserves sex from you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402961
dunno, but I hope theyre doms, thats the on;y way an oni should be, big and dominate

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402955
Why is the handle on that weapon the size of a lot of other weapons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402934
So most Blue Onis. Drinking fine wines with the appropriate food to match.

Instead of sculling massive amounts of beer and sake while tearing at a piece of massive stretchy anime meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>all this Oniposting
My Hellhound waifu can beat up all those stupid Onis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402969
The best Onis are small and affectionate. They're just massively powerful and throw you around in the bed like a plush toy while they're turning in their sleep with you in their arms.

[Anonymous No.]

I am the only one who fears how much would a oni break my pelvis once we do snu snu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402972
That's a very plump delinquent ass.

But we shouldn't be fighting our waifus! Strength doesn't matter!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402972
My vampire waifu can beat up both your Hellhound and the Oni at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402978
Enjoy your weak wife's tears as a stronger girl NTR rapes you in front of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402984
Get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402972
Bad Luck Club?

More like Big Butt Club!

What a fat butt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402984
Now I said that strength doesn't matter. Now it does.

My Anubis waifu could kick the shit out of that girl trying to rape me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402976
thats the fun part of big girls, total pelvic devestation

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402988
That's what Paladins are for - smiting faceless fat women.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zreuWi53V5Q

Someone got a HQ picture of the Lamia redraw

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402983
My Dragon waifu can beat up everuthing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402983
>Vampire in full leather pants
>corset abit too small that hugs her breasts

Muh

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402976
I'm more afraid of the after sex snoring.

Something like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2GvB0PmWJI

[Anonymous No.]

Take your pick!

Descriptions here:
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2154675
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2154677
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2154678
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2154680
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2154681
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2154683

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402999
Your paladin waifu is a qt

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403002
S-shit, wrong picture

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403008
>https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2154681

I call dibs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403002
ya call that a cow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403013
Gonna visit Harpy Cafe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403008
>https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2154681
Dibs on the angel

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403007
>she wakes up to you crying in bed
>panics and asks you what's wrong
>you tell her she was snoring so loud it hurt your ears but she wouldn't wake up to matter how much you pushed and poked her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403013
That's a cute canary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402866
What city in our world would it resemble?

I'd say Bangkok

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402999
That's no paladin, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403028
Why do you think that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403032
I can smell vampire from her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402999
But so are desert warriors! Like the schedule dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403017
It's my cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403034
Vampires can be Paladins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403034
That's racist, anon. Even if she was part Vampire, it's no reason to say she can't be a Paladin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403022
It was like an airplane was taking off and the sheets were the runway!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403000
>https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2154681
KC really needs to post it already, how the fuck did they get it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403043
Heresy. Someone get my wheel and cone head, I'm going to clean the streets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403000
It's really quite an amazing ad for the encyclopedia. I love how they make the orcs into a literal horde and had the salamander and lizardman facing off against each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403038
Schedule dogs aren't warriors! They're administrators! She can't administer the rapist away!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403034
Dhampir if anything.

[Anonymous No.]

Take your pick!

Descriptions here:
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2154675
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2154677
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2154678
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2154680
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2154681
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2154683

(now with 100% less nipples)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403008
I call the dragon, she looks delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403062
Dibs on angel (again)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403055
A girl can do anything when her husband is in danger.

But Anubi have mummy armies and a cool sword!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403062
Wolfy is mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403067
>mummy army swarms and brutally molests rapist
Actually kinda hot.

[Anonymous No.]

The teacher at MGC High just told everyone to pair up for an assignment, and in the immediate rush to find a partner, there's next to no one left. Looks like you've got to pick one of the remaining losers to pair up with. Which one?

>the friendly, yet hyper-active, Werecat who will not shut the fuck up
>the creepy Oomukade with hair covering her eyes and anime buttons covering her backpack
>the quiet kid who Alped last month, but started dressing like a girl only recently
>the snobby P'Orc with shit taste in almost everything, except for food
>the gloomy glasses-wearing Nereid that literally never talks

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403062
they all look like lolis, are they, because loli a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403062
>Lilith
>Drains men's life

Hope it feels good in the process

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403062
Still the dragon, nice and soft without crossing into obese territory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403062
Dibs on Lillith

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403008
Kitten

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403075
Hyper-active cat it is.

Some scratches under her chin will calm her down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403026
Not quite sure. There would be the areas for the outsiders, with lots of hotels and shops and restaurants, the red light district where men, woman or monster can find titillation, and the residential areas like the Undead Quarter or Lamia Lane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403075
What do you want from me? I'm just the janitor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403050
Post what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403075
Gonna go with either the Oomukade or the Nereid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403075
The bug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403075
Did my childhood friend really ditch me?

Oh well. I guess I'll make friends with the Oomukade. She sounds nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403078
Seems he included her in an image set.
https://exhentai.org/g/947509/8bcfd05eb3/
That does look like it would feel nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403075
Where's my nee-san?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403075
The Alp. It's the only way to keep playing without being raped or getting a girlfriend. Gotta save my first time for HER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403075
None of these girls can protect me from the Cheshire Cat who bullies me each day with her fat butt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403075
Nereid, I'd love to make a girl like that smile somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403103
>HER
You know it's going to be the Alp in the end. Don't play with them, or you'll end up dicking them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403116
>implying a love for a waifu is breakable

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403062
Eh, who cares about nipples. That would require someone to report you. And we don't have snitches, right guys? Snitches get stitches

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403116
At max I'm goping to ask him what girls like so I can get some hints. Deep down he'll be my bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403123
At min, you're going to go balls deep inside her wet, tight, virgin pussy. Deep down, you won't be able to resist her doe eyes and slim, tomboyish frame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403122
Mantis' are the most chuuni of insect girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403128
I mean it really isn't gay anymore at that point
Looks like a girl
Smells like a girl
Talks like a girl
Walks like a girl
Feels like a girl
Sucks like a girl
Gets pregnant like a girl
It's a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403132
Chuuni just means good sexual roleplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403128
N-no, I'll never fall for her. Sure, I like tomboyish girls and she smells nice and sometimes we get a little touchy, but I'm still saving myself for HER.

>>16403136
Stop trying to convince me.

[Anonymous No.]

It's up to the Anubis school council president of Monster Girl High to organize a cultural festival with the all boys school nearby!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1uwp3gQsZ8

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403136
>>Gets pregnant like a girl
>getting an Alp pregnant
Absolutely taboo. That's very hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403136
>trannyshit
>girl
Nope
Born as man - Man
No other way

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402912
I mean, yeah I guess even I would smash that at least once, but you better find a titanium ball-gag or something, she has bear trap mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403157
It's not really a tranny though; as it were, if you saw an alp post-transformation, you would judge it as a girl and you'd probably count as gay for not wanting to fuck it.
Also, to qualify as a man, it is not necessary you be born as a man; you simply need to physically BE a man. It's like saying ice isn't a thing because it didn't START as a solid.

[Anonymous No.]

How often would the police be called over a Vampire who's a messy eater and her husband who occasionally drifts off to sleep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403157
What about those fish that actually change sex as part of their life cycle? Are they only truly the sex they start life as?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403164
>i'm not gay I just like my "girls" to be former men
Sure thing bruh
Totally not gay

[Anonymous No.]

Brown oppai loli succubi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403171
Would you rather an Alp or a Paladin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403171
It doesn't matter if they're 'former" men though. To be gay you have to be attracted to men. Being attracted to a woman, no matter her origins, does not make you magically gay. If you don't get hard at a perfectly proportioned woman leaking pheromones from every pore on her body rubbing herself on your cock, then you're probably gay. It doesn't really matter if it used to be a dude or not because, again - how you you even know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403178
A paladin alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403181
>Squire alps and rapes her former mistress Paladin-chan after they're defeated and taken prisoner

[Anonymous No.]

Second Miia and Wock Sketch

Clothes should be next I think

I just want to get drunk with my monster wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403185
>yuri
No anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403191
What if she rapes her with a magical strapon made of her own former penis that was cut off during the torture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403196
>Masturbating with her own former magically preserved penis
>Impregnating herself with her own former magically preserved penis
Is this incest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403185
That shit's hot, jail cell alp on paladin-chan rape to corrupt her.

Then the guard comes and lets his guard down around them without fully understanding the situation, poor sod gets double teamed by an alp and succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403062
>Wings made out of tormented souls
How can I not become her slave?

We need more monster girls who have creepy features but are not abominations

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403196
You seem to be mistaken: This be not /d/, my friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403213
>but are not abominations
You'll make the cute Abominations cry if you say shit like that, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403145
I'm going to work hard enough to be worthy of becoming the Anubi school president's boyfriend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403177
Dude, it's impolite to post such goodness without any links.

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/1017027/2170d420c3/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403208
How would she get pregnant with a severed penis? It's not like it can cum anything.
Also, that might be selfcest, but probably just masturbation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403223
Abominations are indeed cute but they shouldn't have a monopoly on creepy features

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403245
>e-hentai
What did you mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403223
Define "abomination".

[Anonymous No.]

These threads have been convincing me to stop neglecting my fitness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403260
Some people think long tongues are creepy.

I want her to rape my throat

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403267
I want a tongue job.

I never used to like Akaname but then that ahobaka doujin happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403267
She uses that tongue to clean your whole entire body up, I wouldn't advice letting her throat rape you with it
And besides throat rape is for frog girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403265
These threads have made me try to get motivated FOR HER but realistically I'll still do nothing.

I need her to help fix me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403265
Good. Let's fight hard for our waifus, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403267
>you will never be tonguefucked by a yandere Akaname/Frog girl/Queen Slime who wants to "cover as much of you as possible" in her saliva/biomass
Why even live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403274
What doujin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403161
Just blast some of the OST and you'll be fine.

Alternatively go read some of their quotes.

>“I should be breeding right now... I'm not getting any younger!”

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403283
The idea is being able to fight my waifu hard, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403288
https://exhentai.org/g/877148/b1834de034/

Contains heavy femdom and a human woman getting her husband stolen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403291
We are in the same boat them. I want to beat my waifu so I can prove to her that not only I can defend myself so she doesn't have too worry too much but also that she can also depend on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403223
Some people just can't appreciate sexy monstrosities.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be in a loveless marriage to a monster girl that doesn't listen to or respect my wishes.

[Anonymous No.]

Gnome: http://pastebin.com/u7cXwaQn

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403320
dumb spud

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403316
Just go for a human girl if you want that. She can give you that.

[Anonymous No.]

Who said elves can't appreciate technology?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402598
Wouldburyfacein/10 paws

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403327
You can't ride motorcicles on trees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403292
Not all of ahobaka's girls are mean, but when they are mean they are really mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403339
you lack imagination

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403326
But monster girls can crush a man's hopes and dreams in a way human women could only dream of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403343
But the tree and floating bikes. You could also get upskirts if you're on the ground, aren't they ashamed of that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403344
Monster girls are incapable of doing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403320
A gnome story? Oh my.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403353
Pants are an amazing invention

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403340
I swear to god the guy is all over the place.

Monster girl ntr, mean monster girl femdom and occasionally something fluffy and vanilla. It's hard to know what to expect from him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403360
Lying isn't nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403373
Name an instance where that can occur then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403368
You mean a biker elf wearing biker jeans and some cool leather jackets while being fully green? What is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403303
>I want to beat my waifu
All you needed to say, friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403303
>fighting your waifu

That's not nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403383
I want to beat my waifu up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403190
C U T E

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403389
I'll even tell her not to hold back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402449
Incubization doesn't happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403290
I know my quotes, Zaulia still best girls.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls don't love you, they don't care about what you like.

They just want SE, if they could get it from an easier source they wouldn't even look at humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403190
I don't think Miia should drink.

For her husband's safety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403410
Tell that to my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403404
What if you want to live as long as our wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403320
I feel like the Ohio thing is some sort of subtle joke of past anons.

Oh well more silent is always a treat, shame I just had to drink my last beer already, unlucky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403410
That's a blasphemous lie. Monster Girls love human boys, and no one can deny that fact. And they love you for who you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403404
Now many monstergirls have to see how their husbands die quickly, and also many more of them will never be able to get a husband because of the environment they live in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403416
There are other ways. Such as magic, mermaid's blood, items and artifacts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403418
Unless your tastes or looks clash with her preferences, then they'll completely rewire your mind and body to better suit what she likes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403418
>And they love you for who you are.

The best part

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Monster Girls love you.
>Monster Girls want to sex with you.
>... Please give you to me <3
That's on the back cover of MGE2

Speaking broken english is one of the cutest feature a monster girl can have

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403449
It truly is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403449
Monstergirl's love you big time, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403449
Stupid sexy affectionate monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

I want my waifu to show off her black eye to the other girls in the village like it's some kind of trophy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403320
>no uncensored version

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403449
They don't care about the language barrier, they just want to love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403449
That it would, although I wouldn't be able to stop myself from snickering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403449
I want an Ushi-Oni to aggressively rape me while yelling in broken English with a thick Japanese/Zipangu accent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403445
Do you think there are some thicc Tengus out there in Zipangu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403483
Chicken legs, I doubt it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403483
Probably.

They must have a lot of snacks they munch on while reading.

Chubby nerd birds are adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403470
https://my.mixtape.moe/ovvmrc.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402890

I want a gloomy MG to sell me milk for 500 yen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403494
Thanks, O mystical Wizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403494
Go back to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to kiss a lizardman on the nose with my pommel!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403476
If you laughed at a monster girl who loved you she'd probably get back at you by making you cum

>>16403481
That sounds weirdly hot, but what I really want is a Kejourou to ask me out in broken English while handing me a bundle of her hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403525
Probably.
Doesn't stop me from snickering whenever she tried to be serious in horrible english.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403525
Why would monster girls go through the effort of dating a man?

They're hundreds of times stronger than men so there would be no point in dating when they can just rape them.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bully a vampire womb

[Anonymous No.]

Stupid sexy hellwans

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403532
There are several species that very specifically DO NOT rape.
They seduce. It's what they do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403537
I can resist those shorts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403543
They're probably just lying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403534
I want the roles reversed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403537
I wish hellhounds were less sexy. They make me think a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403521
You better take responsibility for that injury anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403554
Welcome to MGE then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403529
Be prepared to be pushed down and sucked dry then

>>16403532
Some species rape, other seduce, other bait, etc...
There needs to be diversity so different monster girl can appeal to different kind of men, this avoids having them fight each other over who gets to rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403554
You want a vampire to bully your womb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403495
Hers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403537
I can't stop fantasizing about them, they're perfect in every possible way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403569
He wants a vampire's womb to bully him.

Not the vampire though, just a floating womb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403568
She can try!
I'm going to play with her ears!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403532
Hundreds of times stronger? That only applies to high tier monsters.

Anyway, many monsters prefer befriending and seducing as its enjoyable in its own way. It depends on their nature. And all monsters prefer the man be happy, so befriending him or seducing him has the benefit of removing the short period of terror/rage/disgust a man could possibly experience if they raped him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403570

Nobody knows where her moomoo milk comes from. It's a mystery!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403537
Do you think there are switch hellhounds. I mean in bed, they can be dom out of the bedroom if they want to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403568
But all monster girls appeal to the same men, so there's no point in diversifying anything when they can just skip all the bullshit and just rape him.

>>16403576
>That only applies to high tier monsters.
No, it applies to all of them. Even a normal Slime girl can kick the shit out of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403576
>short period
implying most real men would ever forgive them

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403577
There's a specific piece of art of her you just reminded me of

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403587
Demonic Energy.

Now they can't live without being raped once a day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403591

She should have gotten the right papers. Next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403576
>the short period of terror/rage/disgust a man could possibly experience if they raped him
I'm a slut and wouldn't feel that way if the monster girl was hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403591
Was there a mongoose girl at the desk or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403595
That's not forgiveness, that's mind break. Even more shit than rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403601
Then why are you here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403591
>Apophistan is not a real country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403577
She's a pervert that enjoys selling her milk to men, knowing that they'll get thirsty and guzzle it down and feel refreshed without knowing it was hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403595
Just another perfect example of KC's silly canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403603
>implying this is /Mindbreak central/
Will a "wew" suffice, or do you need a "lad" as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402221
>Be at work, keeping my mind off the monotony of punching keys on the machine to take inventory from Pajeet-who-shits-in-Street
>Start hearing a woman's voice in my head
>It's what would be the Chief Goddess monologuing
>MFW either this is the onset of schizophrenia or something is communicating

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403603
>We're all rape and mindbreak fetishists/that's all there is to MGs
Ummmm...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403595
There's more to it than that. The setting describes that monster girls can communicate how genuine their feelings of affection are when they are having sex. Its sort of a magical/psychic communication thing and after experiencing it most men can't keep hating them. The pleasure of course helps too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403603
I personally am here for gentle and loving femdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403607
>Not liking reverse rape
What are you, a faggot?

>>16403608
>>16403611
If you're going to get upset about core concepts of monster girls then I suggest you try /monster/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403613
You do realize how stupid that sounds, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403605

Those crafty witches made me addicted to their milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403534
This is how you get a problem child Dhampir
A Vampire should be the one leading the relationship and dictating when to have sex

>>16403585
>But all monster girls appeal to the same men
In a way yes but not really
Anyways that's just a vague theory

>Even a normal Slime girl can kick the shit out of you.
Any human with some form of training could defeat a lv1 Slime
Remember that most monster girl settings (MGE in particular) are inspired by old school RPGs
Sure, 99% of the people are NPC who will game over against a Slime but the remaining 1% could even defeat the most powerful species
Then you also have town guards, armies, etc... I'd still count them as NPCs even tho they could probably beat some of the lowest level species

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403613
As much as I really wish that was true (I love that whole line of though) I think you read too much into KC's canon. That sort of connection is really my thing, but I'm pretty sure that's not what KC has in mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403613
So brainwashing, no need to beat around the bush nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403620
I suggest you lurk a bit more than not at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403582
not in the way you think, if you bend a hellhound over a table she'll be more than happy about it, then throw you on the table and jack hammer herself on you so hard the table will snap in half
then post-sex toasty warm cuddles

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403624
>He still believes the "MGE is an RPG" meme

[Anonymous No.]

I think he's back. Don't bite, kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403585
>No, it applies to all of them. Even a normal Slime girl can kick the shit out of you.

This and your "all monster girls appeal to the same men" line makes me think you're trolling. Slimes rely on stickiness more than strength (its why bubble slimes have to use their fluids as they aren't very sticky). And while the average monster is stronger than the average man, that doesn't make them "hundreds of times stronger."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403636
>He still thinks we will fall for this bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403608
>>16403611

He's fallen victim to the "everyone is anonymous, so I can project my desires onto them" thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403626
No, brainwashing would be forcing someone to think in a certain way through force or suggestion.

Flooding a guy with genuine feelings of love isn't really either of those. It's not force. You aren't being made to love her back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403624
>but the remaining 1% could even defeat the most powerful species
Not even that. Even the most powerful heroes the order and zipangu monster slayers have fall just as easily.

Remember Wilmarina? She was a top tier hero of the order and blessed by the chief god herself. Still lost. You're probably looking at an extremely small fraction of a percent that could stand vs a Lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403643
What am I, his waifu? Tell him to stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403633
I like it.
Damn I love that hellhound pick, it's the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403640
He's right though, it has been explained enough times already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403644
>It's not force. You aren't being made to love her back.
That's exactly what it is, all she's doing is flooding "genuine" thoughts filled with DE to brainwash a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403648
>Wilmarina
>human female
Yeah, I wonder why things went to shit...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403637
Didn't he get banned... twice now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403640
>implying he's wrong
Don't let being wrong get in the way of your "I could totally beat a dragon if I trained because that's what I want to do!" fantasies though. You would still job to one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403643
We need this, but with a Chochin-Obake bending over and the light coming out her butt.

Where's latenight when you need him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403613
>The setting describes that monster girls can communicate how genuine their feelings of affection are when they are having sex. Its sort of a magical/psychic communication thing

This would be great if it didn't exist to make the act of raping him okay. I'd love to experience that feeling of letting love and pleasure wash everything away for awhile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403655
If memory serves me correctly, janitors still only have 3-day temp ban powers. So you never get permabanned unless you do something extreme enough to warrant a high-level moderator's attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403654
As opposed to a human male who would be even more prone to seduction and lewd magic from a hot woman?

Not like there's any stories of successful human males either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403660
Are you fucking retarded? That's in their profile.

Now take your (You) and be off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403669
That's what I meant. he hasn't done anything that warrants a permaban. But he's still gotten a few 3-days ban.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403652
Except we're not talking about DE or """genuine""" love. He's describing a head-canon setting where false love and DE as KC sees it doesn't exist. Definitely better IMO, but not canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403648
I almost took Lilims as an example but they're too strong their mother is high god level and their father is a basically a JRPG MC

I could see a very determined Anon defeating a Dragon or even a Wight if he put in the time to train and grind, I'd put the limit at low god level monsters like Ryus and Pharaohs they are the equivalent of secret boss with 1 million HP

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403673
The extreme exception is not the norm.

You would have to be as strong or even stronger than a Hellhound or something to beat a Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403574
How do you bully a man with a womb

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403683
>Y-yeah, but muh invincible..
You know what? No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403673
That applies to top tier heroes.

Regular humans shitposting on a Indonesian flick book site aren't top tier heroes. They're not even top tier humans in a world without monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403683
>The extreme exception is not the norm.
You seem to have forgotten what a fantasy is and how they usually work. You also make the mistake of using KC's hilariously poorly constructed MG power levels as the baseline.

[Anonymous No.]

Not this shit again

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403681
False love is in every setting.

Nobody can be trusted, not even monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403692
Remind me again the next time our world becomes "inspired" by JRPG mechanics.

[Anonymous No.]

How do big paw monsters play video games on small controllers and keyboards? Why do the Yetis always main Mei?

[Anonymous No.]

Raging mushrooms :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403625
Maybe not, but there are lines that certainly imply that monsters have a friendly charm that makes humans realize they are not the malevolent forces they were in the past.

Relevant quotes, first from MGE volume 1:

>After having sex with them, they know devilish pleasure for the first time, and learn of the deep love that monsters have for human men, which results in them becoming prisoners of the monsters. They will probably end up choosing the path of living with monsters.

Note how it is stated it isn't just the sex but the knowledge gained that changes the men.

And from World Guide 1: Relations with Monsters:

>Additionally, the strong love they have for men can be felt through sex, as well as their normal conduct and gestures.

That certainly sounds to me like what I am talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403695
There's fantasy and then there is just making shit up to fit your shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403699
>b-b-but you can't have things in your fantasy.
>muh canon
>Gary and Mary
>I want to be the most powerful wizard ever
Honestly, I blame both sides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403707
Honestly the worst idea KC had

At least by training you deserve what you get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403709
So brainwashing.

KC really needs to stop being a pussy and just say it like it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403706

Because they have no self respect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403695
Yeah, standard power levels don't apply.

Also, it's worth noting that some MGs will sell themselves into "slavery" to charm men that way. So physically beating a strong MG isn't even necessary to get them to be subservient.

Plus, let's not forget the rule of Japan. The smaller and cuter a girl looks, the more powerful she is. Dragons and Hellhounds are pushovers compared to Baphomets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403710
Yeah, that's the point of MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403706
They have special controllers. Cost a bit more but they need it.
You think that's bad? All automatons main bastion. It's hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403709
Huh, maybe you're onto something. Still, what >>16403668 said. It almost hurts more knowing that it's usually still not used in a good way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403719
Yeah but that requires actual work and effort, I'd rather just dope up and take what I want by force.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403719
The same could be said for getting a Hellhound just because you have a dick.

If monster girls get to pick whatever man they want with impunity then why should men have something to give them an edge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403719
I can think of a few worse ones, but carry on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403710
Literally KC's canon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403731
>should
Shouldn't*

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403706
>How do big paw monsters play video games on small controllers and keyboards?
They wouldn't, companies would build larger models of their products specifically for large pawed monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403683
I honestly doubt hellhounds are dragon-level. Hellhounds are tough but dragons are repeatedly noting as being among the top monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403731
MGE is the land of double-standards between the sexes, and not equality. You can't really be surprised some of its fans think the same way.

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>>16403707
Only works if the monster girl likes you in the first place, not every monster girl will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403721
Yetis would be the biggest shit talkers on mic because everyone thinks they're so nice

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>>16403744
>Hellhounds
>Weaker than Dragons
You're retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403731
Not all monstergirls are hellhounds. Hellhounds aren't even common.

A man can easily win against the most numerous species, so yeah, your example is not a good one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403754
And you're wrong. Not sure which one is worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403706
I bet the Gremlins all main D.Va. Pretty sure one of them made a mech with an unstable dark matter core after playing the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403720
Could you bother explaining why you think it is brainwashing or purely brainwashing? Why would it talk about feeling strong love, or choosing to live with monsters if it was just brainwashing?

Monsters do alter human minds to some extent, but I would usually call it nothing more than strong persuasion (like a skilled salesmen), not outright brainwashing.

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>>16403757
>A man can easily win against the most numerous species
Didn't your parents tell you that lying isn't a good thing to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403604
Ah god damn it I see why you chose that name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403707
cumflating vampires

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403765
>Monsters do alter human minds to some extent
>some extent
Disregarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403757
>A man can easily win against the most numerous species
A trained soldier. There's a reason people hide away in order controlled cities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403707
I laughed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403766
Yes I'm sure girls like devil bugs and mouse girls are pretty powerful.

>>16403774
Yes, they do because of the corruption itself of the DE, not because of some kobolds.

[Anonymous No.]

Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen, to another exciting rendition of The Great Waifu Wars. Please, grab a snack and recline back, and as always: enjoy the show.

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>>16403739
I headcanon all my grills with .less more reasonable hands. Some of KC's paw digits look like the size of golfballs or baseballs. They wouldn't be able to use even basic things like doorknobs or cutlery, let alone electronics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403770
Well meme'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403777
What would Reality TV in MGC be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403765
I'm fairly certain he's just fishing for (you)s.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403776
>Using species that are commonly found in swarms as evidence of weak girls.
You might be able to beat one, but a group would absolutely destroy you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403637
Who

[Anonymous No.]

How can there be top tier warriors and things like that if most people want to be abused at the beginning by a band of orcs or lower?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403783
Hidden camera ambush porn of girls tackling anons in alleys

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403777
It's just starting, but I sure can smell the blood already, it's perfect Jim!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403783
Contests to see how quickly they can turn a reluctant human male into a heart-pupiled husband.

Dating shows
Dating shows that involve a roleplaying dungeon-crawler element.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403771
Fine argument there, here's mine, Saphirette fused with a literal incarnation of lust and yet seems to be pretty much the same person she was before, just more lustful.

Basically if you're not a sexually and emotionally repressed person like the Fallen Maidens you aren't going to get changed to any extreme (unless you choose to, hence why demons and such have to convince women they transform to become radicals or they just become normal succubi).

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>>16403791
>most people
Who told you that? "Experts"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403794
God, I can already see the PRANKS GONE PURE

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403785
The point still stands, don't avoid it.

>>16403791
Jokes on you, I want to be a top tier warrior so no one else but my waifu can rape me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403794
>Contests to see how quickly they can turn a reluctant human male into a heart-pupiled husband.
What happens if they fail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403739
>go over to Anubis neighbor's house to play games
>she only has Mad Katz big paw controllers to use
>she wins every race of Lilim Kart 64

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403797
This place.

>>16403799
So do I.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403795
>you aren't going to get changed to any extreme
So it's still brainwashing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403801
Lots of tears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403752

>"We have one tank and no healers, can someone switch?" the yeti asks

>"Yeah well, why don't you do it then Mei?"

>stifled laughter from yeti's mic ensues

[Anonymous No.]

Now it's when someone posts something interesting enough so we can stop having this conversation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403809
But what happens to the guy? Do they let him go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403811
>Now it is when someone posts something interesting enough so we can stop having this conversation.
Are you having a seizure?

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>>16403744
Agreed. The profile says Hellhounds cannot be tamed. It doesn't say they cannot be defeated.

To be clear, I do not condone violence against MGs, or women in general

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403799
Your point is shit and completely flawed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403815
Of course anon, what do you think this show is? Maybe he'll realize what he turned down and come back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403811
We have mapped only 15% of our ocean floor. We know more about the surface of Mars than we know about our ocean depths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403820
It's not violence if they agree to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403820
White knight faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403811
How about this then:

Is turning S girls into M girls a sin or an improvement?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403824
But if he doesn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403822
No it isn't. You said men can't win against the weakest species. He can. Are you just trying to continue the shitposting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403820
KC has also said multiple times the profiles are not absolute and are just generalizations of the most common things in that species. So any "the profile says so" arguments are kind of moot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403828
Not him but white knighting is more specific than that, monster girls are a worthy cause, please don't hit monster girls unless it's the kinky way or they are fuck son, calm down tier crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403807
>>16403822
>>16403828
You're really trying hard for the (you)s today.

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>>16403831

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403744
>>16403754
i think hellhounds and dragons are on fairly equal footing/pawing/clawing in terms of endurance and stamina, were the two to actually fight the dragon would win most of the time due to her wings

[Anonymous No.]

Is it possible to become an incubus with the use of items only?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403831
Stop trying to ruin dominant girls you turbofaggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403834
Heart-broken MGs. They'll need a friend to be with to prevent broken-heart syndrome.

Don't worry anon, they have an almost flawless success rate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403848
yes

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>>16403848
Yes. Most DE items would make you a incubus. But it will be a bit harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403848
What, do you mean butt toys? I mean, I guess, but I'm not sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403851
It's just the same guy trying to change the subject of the shitstorm to continue it.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do faggots shitposting as hard as they can because they were made fun of for their terrible fetishes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403848
Probably?

My reasoning is that a lot of the corrupting items have the same dark energy which makes guys into incubuses. So as long as you don't want to be the little girl like an /a/lp, you should remain a guy.


Probably.

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>>16403863
Why do you use such terrible English?

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>>16403848
Yes, but how easy it is depends on the item. Some of the foods you have to consume for an extended time period, perhaps weeks or months. Others speed things up substantially.

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>>16403851
I agree. And I will remind you the next time you try to ruin sub girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403863
Well you're Anon too, you know how powerful a emotion spite can be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403867
I'm tired.

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>>16403848
Wasn't Druella doing that to spread corruption or I did dream it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403851
>>16403869
I think you're both dumb. You can have it any way you want, as long as you love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403858
>>16403859
>>16403868
Ah, I see. It's what I though and it gave me a nice idea.

>>16403873
Druella is faster than me.

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>>16403869
You can't ruin something that's already shit.

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>>16403877
Oh, you were shitposting, my bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403852
Who has an almost flawless success rate?

What happens to men with broken-heart syndrome in a monster girl world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403320
Always nice to see more from you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403872
Hi Tired. I'm anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403851
>>16403869

See here >>16403875
And also >>16403837

It's been years, and many Q&As, and there are still people around here who headcanon profiles as being absolute like all MGs of a species are literally carbon-copies of each others.

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>>16403885
I could reply to you disagreeing and continuing this, but I don't want to.

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>>16403885
Then I guess going by >>16403837 there can be submissive Hellhounds.

See how stupid that point sounds now?

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>>16402449
>There are hierarchies of the Heavenly Host above the Valkyries (Archangels)
>Bastet, ever the capricious Goddess, has the ability to change into whatever version of a feline monster she chooses; Her true form is not known to the general populace of the Cat Kingdom, but some speculate she's more lion than cat.
>The Abyssals are just playing along, finding the idea of physical copulation to be a stimulating experience compared to before
>Demi-Gods, though far and between, do exist; Almost physically indistinguishable from normal humans, they often times display feats of great strength, agility, or durability, becoming renowned heroes in the process.
>There are multiple planes of Demon Realms, from those of the Demon Lord to more extreme, 'Outsider' planes
>Zipangu is operated in a Clan system with the Emperor and Empress being a human man descended from Otohime and Ryuu wed to join Tengoku and Ningen-Do; These clans include, but are not limited to The Dragon, Centipede, Horse, Kitsune, Tanuki, etc.
>There may or may not be Dragons with translucent skin, their bodies filled with the stars they devour and reforge into something greater
>The current Chief Goddess is heir apparent to the Alpha and the Omega, a prodigal daughter who cannot even fathom her father's designs
>Sees monsters as an unnecessary factorial in the Great Equation, something to tempt Man into sin and stray from the path when the truth escapes her at every turn:
>That her Father designed the world of MGE this way, because in the end, even the most prodigal Son may not lose his father's love.
>Just as the rebellious daughter will always know his Mercy, his arms open and inviting, ready to embrace her with inextinguishable love

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>>16403881
>Who has an almost flawless success rate?
The girls, silly. Very few men can turn their backs on days of being tenderly loved.

>What happens to men with broken-heart syndrome in a monster girl world?
Same thing that happens to MGs. Severe depression and the possibility of passing away due to the feeling of having half of your soul ripped away.
I follow Lanternon for this bit of headcanon

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>>16403891
>KC: "You can have whatever you want*"
>*As long as it's not too crazy I guess

>Anon#43438745: "Nuh-uh!"

Ah geez, which one do I shoot?

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>>16403782
i will fill a haughty vampire until shes pregnant with quad dhampirs

that way they can cosplay as the four musketeers for halloween

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>>16403837
Only in the case of Hellhounds there's this.
>This time it's the fierce dog of hell, “Hellhound”-san. Their body and fur are both black. Anyhow, they're as ferocious as they look and they'll attack men as soon as they spot them! They never become tame around humans, which is rare among the wolf family of monsters.
That's KC saying that himself, not the scholar/profile.

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>>16403320
That was...interesting, I had quite the impression you were making a reference to the Ohaio anon at first.

So what does your magic 8 ball say about man made?

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>>16403885
I'll save you the effort of reading any other replies:
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

But I agree. The religious upholding of the profiles is hilarious and stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403891
>>16403898
>muh invincible monsters
Hellhound and Lilim were a mistake

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>>16403892
Coolio

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>>16403895
Does this mean I can write a story about a manticore raping a human girl for the sake of corruption? Because that's not too crazy by KC standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403891
>submissive Hellhounds
Totally okay. Not my thing, but you do you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403636
Go through KC's twitter sometime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403894
Man, being severely depressed and having no friends in a world filled with monster girls must be a living hell.

[Anonymous No.]

So whats the most powerful dragon species?

We have Vanilla as the base.

Wyverns are weaker and smaller so they're out of the running.

Wurms seem to lack the high intelligence and magic but make up for it in sheer strength and invulnerability.

Likewise Jabberwocks are only weak to vorpal blades and immune to everything else. And unlike Wurms they have high intelligence and maybe even wonderland magic. However they seem really haughty and into their lover to want to fight (should that be considered a factor?)

Ryus are considered minor goddesses in zipangu, and seem to be some of the most magical dragons.

Otohimes have control over the ocean which is huge but seem to lack much in physical strength. Great dancers though.

Zombie Dragons are already dead so thats a huge plus. Does being dead have cons? However they're bigger nymphomaniacs then Wocks.

What do you guys think?

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>>16403895

You have to shoot both to be safe, is the answer every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403908
>muh dick
Not at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403898
>KC -A man devoid of consistency-

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403910
You missed the boat kiddo. Already been done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403912
Twitter isn't source material.

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>>16403891
Probably, but I envision Hellhounds as the type to gleefully let you dick them as much as you want, only to refuse to let you pull out when you don't think you have it in you.

So they would, in this case, be submissive until you lack the energy to dom, then they take matters into their own hands

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>>16403895
Indeed, monster girls of a given race not being carbon copies of each other doesn't mean you can literally do whatever you want. KC expects people to interpret things within the framework of the setting he has set. The profiles are general guidelines so you can deviate from them but only to a degree.

Basically you can have a hellhound who has a somewhat shy and submissive side compared to most hellhounds but her dominant side would still be, well, dominant.

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>>16403916
I better shoot all three of us, to make extra sure.

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>>16403908
Never fully turning submissive doesn't mean they're invincible.

You could, with plenty of training if you were a skilled fighter, beat a Hellhound. Expecting her to be happy about following your every command and give up on on her hopes of turning the tables is bullshit though. There's a difference between beating a girl physically and breaking her will.

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>>16403914
Wyverns are the fastest
Wurms are the most resistant and durable
Wockers are the most kinky
Ryus have insane magic stat
Otohimes are the most charismatic Probably on par with the Ryu in magic
ZD are the softest

And there you have it.

[Anonymous No.]

Maledom was a mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

Would there be Undead pirate girls sailing across the seas trying to find lost Not!Spanish gold while pillaging sea ports and the dicks of men?

I-it's not like I want a Captain to hoist my Jolly Roger or something stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403919
Forgot that one existed actually, although in that case it wasn't for corruption and she was actually a dyke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403929
I just want to get strong, is that too much to ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403929
Make bait great again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403932
Is there a difference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403885
Not being a carbon copie of the profile does not mean she'll flip 180º and turn into a sub/dom.

There are more traits that can be changed before that.

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>>16403908
Invincible? The profile outright refers to what hellhounds do when they find men who are more powerful than them (i.e. they find non-combat ways of beating them). Being unable to be tamed doesn't mean invincible, it just means unable to be tamed.

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>>16403914
Zombie Dragons lose a lot of their former intelligence. I'd say they're more or less the same level as Wurms.

Her breath is more insidious though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403934
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403898
Yes, and? KC has made it clear time and time again that what he wrote about girls isn't iron-clad law with absolutely no deviation.

Using reasonable judgement, I think a message someone has said numerous times over a few years, over something said once on twitter.

I never understood people who insist on taking words literally, when they can't even read the words and only get them through a second party translator. Having done a lot of translation work, I can tell you that it's very rarely literal and more often trying to convey the spirit of things by using more culturally-relevant terms and idioms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403913
How? You'd have access to tons of girls who would be eager to help you be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403934
Getting strong has nothing to do with being a sub or a dom. When will you fags understand. I'm a femdomfag and I want to get strong too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403944
Trust issues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403937
The profile already says they're into switch play. I don't know how "sometimes accept being on bottom" is the opposite of "always being sub". It's like saying -3 is the opposite of 10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403936
According to KC yes. Corruption and bisexual girls are fine by him but he's not into full blown yuri.

So he's fine with situations like
>monster girls raping humans to corrupt them
>monster girls fucking each other out of frustration but finding a man together asap
>girls interacting with each other during threesomes
But he doesn't like a girl fucking a girl, staying with a girl and never finding a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403943
>I never understood people who insist on taking words literally
You're arguing with people who literally have nothing more to keep them going that MGE. As hard as it may be to believe, this is all some anons have to look forward to in their lives. Don't be surprised if the degree of their devotion seems fanatical and bordering on unhealthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403899
I'm going to have to make like a heterosexual runway and be straight with you, bud: it's gone.

I have to ask though, and this is important: are you the same guy who's always posting about lactating automatons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403951
I'm talking in general, not about Hellhounds.

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>>16403914
Actually when it comes to strength wurms are stated to be no better or worse than vanilla dragons. They might be more durable but we have no confirmation to my knowledge.

And where in the profile or other info does it say jabberwocks are immune to everything except vorpal blades? When its listing their strength and resilience it sounds like its just giving vanilla dragon stats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403946
>I want to get strong so I can be raped by strong girl
>You'll be raped by low tier and fail

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403953
Got a source? The quotes I've seen come across as him really not giving a shit but has zero interest in writing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403953
>According to KC yes
That was sarcastic, I was saying there was no difference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403914
Red are the strongest for making me want to dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403961
You could say the same about the domfags then

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403969
That goes without saying, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403961
stop projecting your fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403963
Not that anon, but what about http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Liliraune

Seems a pretty good example of "prison gay", or rather, "gay because there's no one of the opposite sex around"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403967
why she looks like she just woke up from a snu snu session?

black dragons are the best anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403974
>Not linking the new wiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403974
They're shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403963
>Q1: Do same sex relationships exist in the monstergirl encyclopedia?[1]
>"Pure same sex relationships do exist in the setting itself, but only stuff like bi, monsterization, as cause for harems or just fooling around amongst intimate friends will be mentioned in the official material because of my personal taste."
So bisexual girls, friends fooling around with each other, corruption and harem interaction are all good to go in official material.

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>>16403978
Black non mayadere Dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403955
You've got some nice assumptions there

>>16403974
Not a good example since that's the liliraune's theme, not something general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403973
Yuo shouldn't be saying that to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403980
There's a new wiki? I've been away a few months.

Let me guess, namefag drama? ELH's temper tantrum caused the blog/chat split, and drama over a namefag's art caused the MGR/MGU split. So if there's a new wiki, what's the story behind it this time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403982
>Pure same sex relationships do exist in the setting itself
That would just mean there are gay people in human cities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403974
You're right in this specific example, but also keep in mind that it's a plant that essentially attracts bisexual women.

I was referring to his media presence though. I'm pretty sure he addressed a question with something along the lines of "uh huh, yeah sure, it can maybe possibly happen if they truly have no interest in men" - aka, not giving a shit but not really wanting a part of yuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403992
>if they truly have no interest in men
>monstergirls
>MGE monstergirls
Yeah, sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403991
Yes, in order controlled cities, gay men that don't turn into alps might very well exist. I bet the old men in order controlled churches fuck choir boys like their real life counter parts do.

But that's besides the point really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403978
Please, the savage white dragons are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403978
I respectfully disagree with you.
To me the top three waifu-able Dragons are Red/Black/Blue, everything else is pleb fodder. Either go big or go the fuck home, Starscream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403999
People with white dragon waifus are rare, the black, red and greens are taking all of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403989
I don't have details but I'm pretty sure they are moving the wiki because they wanted a more functional site or something like that, not due to fighting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403982
>Pure same sex relationships do exist in the setting itself
>in the setting itself
Notice he didn't talk about the actual monster girls, that just means human degenerates that haven't been fixed by demonic energy exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404010
Demonic Energy is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404009
Link?

And is it worth going to yet? (e.g., does it equal or more info in the entries than the old one) Or is it still under construction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404010
Did you miss the very big "but" where he went on to say the other stuff will happen in official material and not just the setting?

I'm not arguing for pure yuri, mealy saying bisexual monster girls are a thing and different from full blown dykes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404010
Clever man

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404019
That I don't have, last I heard it was still under construction and I haven't been there, but that was a while ago. Judging by the comment that started all this perhaps that has changed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404024
They're really not.

Gays are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404004
Just leaves more for me.

Proud savages with fantastic rears and icy cold breaths are the greatest of girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403956
Damn it silent first the amazons and now the automatons, I swear sometimes you remind me of women. You still deliver good shit so I shouldn't complain, but damn.

I ain't him pal, just one of the generic ravenous for stories anons. You getting stalked or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404035
One dragon per person, I doubt she'll want to share her most precious treasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404033
Going to enjoy your when that stuff he mentions actually appears then. Because he said it will.

[Anonymous No.]

What is her endgame?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404009
I think its mostly to do with Jekkers and the staff being fed up with all the 12 year olds RPing and writing shit "A Wurm falls in da candy floss machine and a man laughs. Wut do?" stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404048
>Wanting /u/ faggotry just to see one random retard get mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404047
>Help, I've fallen down and can't get up!

>Oh, also I hurt my ankle so you'll need to take me inside and nurse me back to health.

>Feed me dinner, help me wash my back, the works!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403956
>it's gone.

[Anonymous No.]

Ok anon, here's the deal. You and your waifu are now trapped as main characters in the last video game you played.

Are you gonna have a good time or a bad time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404047
Have Anon use her as a blanket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404048
You're a fag, aren't you.

[Anonymous No.]

I want an Atlach=Nacha to stir my coffee!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404047
Frostbite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404056
If we're going for actual games...
>Lego Star Wars III

Things just got a bit square

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404047
Acting cute so the man watching will let his guard down and give the White Horn an opportunity for her to take advantage of his kindness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404056
>Planescape: Torment
THE NATURE OF MAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404055
Anonymous can't have nice things ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404048
I'm going to enjoy it for completely different reasons.
tentacle girl romance when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404056
Senran Kagura
Mixed feelings. I'm now a girl whose bra doesn't work but at least she's now a hot ninja.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404047
the daily smiting ga

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404071

WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY

https://hardware.slashdot.org/story/15/06/12/1320239/

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>>16404071
When you kill yourself.

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>>16404079
you sound a bit mad

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>>16404042
Apologies, bud.

Well, I was thinking of doing a lactation automaton one-off, played a bit more wholesome. Just as a sort of smutty apology letter, you feel?

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>>16404071
Hopefully soon.

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>>16404071
Bait harder

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>>16404056
>Nier:Gestalt

W-wait, I think I played something less depressing after that, right?

>Dominions 4: Thrones of Ascension

Time to help my waifu become the one true god!

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>>16404045
Maybe but they can be negotiated for a merging of hoards and territory.

>>16404047
Looking cute as a button until I let her in.
Which I would do because its cold out.

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>>16404071
>consensual
impeccable taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404056
>Disgaea
The fact that the profile Gremlin kinda resembles Etna makes this rather uncanny.

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>>16404047
Anybody got the picture of the moose this was based on?
>>16404058
I'd use her as a penis warmer. Specifically her vagina, breasts, and mouth.

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>>16403896
This isn't a bad idea, per se.

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>>16404098
>that the profile Gremlin kinda resembles Etna
The profile Thunderbird resembles Etna far more than the profile Gremlin.
>>16404102
https://files.catbox.moe/pcint2.jpg

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>>16404056
>Monster hunter
Time to beat my waifu and her friends with a foam sword.

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>>16404056
>XCOM 1
My Kobold waifu and I are going to skronk some aliens and save the world! My class would be sniper and hers would be assault, and if our daughteru were there she'd be a support.

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>>16404071
Now are we talking about Tentacle Girls on boyims or /u/? Because I'm game for either if I can learn to focus again. To hell with the naysayers.

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>>16404095
How many dragons are you planning on having?
Try to catch two rabbits at once and you get raped by a matango.

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>>16404056
But I don't have a waifu.

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>>16404071
When you make your own thread in /u/, faggot

[Anonymous No.]

did someone said black dragons?

someone did

right?

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>>16404086
Hmph.

Mate, if you give me that I'll be happy enough, apologies accepted, best friends forever and all that jazz. In any case, as long as you are alive I'm cool.

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>>16404047
These Whitehorns are silly.

All the Monsters in this forest are silly.

Silly drill Wendigos.
Silly Yeti hug addicts.
Silly hibernating Bear Girls.
Silly delinquent Ice Wolf Girls, they're not so tough!

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>>16404113
Take your shit bait and get out.

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>>16404056
>DOOM
>[distant hellhound cackling]

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>>16404118
Meh, she's not the black type that I like. Would rather go for a red or green one then.

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>>16404114
Two.
Maybe 3 if they can work it out.

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>>16404123
He's probably samefagging at this point to continue the shitstorm anyway

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>>16404113
/u/ no regrets.

why not both?

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>>16404056
>XCOM2
Well hopefully we're scientists or engineers because I'm not sure how good either of us would be in a fight like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404118
That's not a real black dragon.
A real black dragon would have brown skin and be far more evil and destructive.

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>>16404123
Not really baiting if Tentacles canonically will attack women on instinct, even if they don't know why they're doing it.

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>>16404127
They must have really low proud levels if they are able to share that much. Are they family or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404136
>romance

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>>16404136
Go away /u/.

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>>16404135
Is this amount of edge the correct?

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>>16404134
Nonsense anon! You just have to move and shoot where the commander tells you to and make sure not to forget your juke shoes!

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>>16404126
>Going for a Green Dragon
>When they're the most 3DPD tier Dragon of them all
Those fuckers will literally backstab you as soon as you turn around.

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>>16404131
>>16404136
Stop already faggots

[Anonymous No.]

Help I keep accidentally having sex with this White Horn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404109
Thanks.

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>>16404143
I wouldn't mind gazing into THOSE fuckin' eyes all day.

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>>16404143
Ow, the edge.

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>>16404056
>Dishonored
Dibs on being Corvo.

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>>16404110
Wouldn't she be more of support, a la Palicos?

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>>16404138
White Dragons are more....primative than the rest.

They see it simply as a merging of clans and a gathering of strength.

they're also the weakest of the cromatics, something that chafes to no end.

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>>16404147
So it's okay if it's corrupting rape but consensual romance triggers anon?

Interesting.

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>>16404146
Say that to this cutie.

>>16404143
I would heal that.

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>>16404149
Do you not like sopping wet doe cunt that'll soon be drenched in your love?

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>>16404119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zZD_ItaEuU

[Anonymous No.]

He's going all out.

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>>16404164
I don't understand, are you a newfag or just came from another board to bait?

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>>16404176
Yeah you're definitely Silent, always with the smart ass replies.

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>>16404162
Well, if they don't mind sharing your dick and you can handle them all I don't see the problem.

>>16404161
If that was the case I would probably be the support.

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I prefer Metallic dragons, honestly.

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>>16404196
Now that I think about it, they would probably be great at hunting since they can turn into monsters.

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>>16404194
If that is Silent, I'm not used to seeing him display such wit and smugness.

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>>16403989
>ELH's temper tantrum caused the blog/chat split
That was proven to be LDR, not ELH. Not that it matters

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>>16404230
Natural armor too and sharp claws. Damn you, waifu.

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>>16404228
Sounds uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

I need ideas for a oneshot story.

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>>16404254
Shopping in an Undead Kingdom market with an oppai loli Lich.

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>>16404232
I think I'm the one who talks the most to him and everytime it is like that, he's a cheeky fucker.

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>>16404172
What if I get her pregnant, though?

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>>16404165
Green Dragons are a shit. I'm not talking about MGE Dragons. I'm talking about the pernicious cuntbags that are the D&D Greens that Barb likes to base his cuties off of (The Chromatics). Say for instance, a Red Dragon would overpower you and snu-snu while showing you how powerful she really is, being completely dominant. A Blue would fuck with your head and use electro-shock play.

A White would be Wurm tier feral snu-snu.

Greens, on the other hand, would make conversation with you. Ask you stuff like what's happening in nearby villages and the countryside and such. Then the next thing you know she's living in your house, eating your food and breathing toxic chlorine gas all over the goddamned place. All while refusing to let "Your weak, pathetic spunk so much as fertilize MY eggs".

>>16404233
It really doesn't. It happened like 3 - 4 years ago, and the fact that Anons still care is disheartening.

>>16404254
Kitsune Yakuza and her boyfriend in a Tanuki casino, getting swindled by the Juden.

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>>16404273
Well shit.

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>>16404233
Man I still have the old blogpost link saved somewhere, I'm always away when the the happenings happen. Never heard the full story, I was only there for the last few shitposts.

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>>16404283
Your mistake was Chromatics, really.

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>>16404286
What, something wrong? You know Deruella right? I knew it.

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>>16404254
A day at the harpy races.

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>>16404299
The real mistake is using D&D dragons.

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>>16404283
Yeah, I got that we were talking about D&D after I posted.

>refusing to let "Your weak, pathetic spunk so much as fertilize MY eggs".

Sounds like an offer.

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>>16404233
Okay, ELH.

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>>16404307
Explain one thing wrong with Metallics.

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>>16404320
Everything.

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>>16404314
That wasn't nearly Ara Ara enough to be Epileptic Lamia Hussler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404056
>Final Fantasy X/X-2 HD
A little difficult to imagine my tall holstaur waifu dressed as Yuna, but I am fine with this.

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>>16404323
not an arguement

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>>16404320
They're a bad slayer task

[Anonymous No.]

Welcome back home husband!

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>>16404056
>Doom 2
It's time

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>>16404196
Indeed, there's no problem at all.

Sweet dragon cuddles in bed.

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>>16404330
At the end of the game you dissapear and come back to the real world. X-2 was a lie.

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>>16403989
>>16404019
http://mgewiki.com

>>16404009
>>16404031
90% of everything has been moved but we still need to deal with updating formats, adding citations, etc.
It's in a usable state though so feel free.

>>16404050
This is one of the many reasons. Others include: Obnoxious ads, CSS changes, Wikia admins removing explicit content, lack of backend control, so on and so forth.
The RP/FF shit is going to stay on the Wikia site while the new site is purely for hosting information and media related to the series.

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>>16404335
>Each colour of dragon is a different species with a very specific personality
>Gold and Silver and are ALWAYS lawful good and can never deviate from this ever
>All chromatics are ALWAYS evil and can never deviate from this ever
It's shit

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So I've been tentatively considering doing some sort of MGE-inspired CYOA. A very simple goose-bumps level sort of thing. I'm not sure if it's something I'm going to follow through with, but there are several short stories I've been working on that I feel would make sense in such a format.

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>>16404056
I'm slut so I don't really have a waifu. Most days the closest things would be a dark priest, blueberry succubus or a holstaur. We'd be in the world of...
>The Last of Us
Oh, goddammit. At least I wouldn't need to worry about her turning into a matango like all those human girls. I knew I should've played some Uncharted or something instead.

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>>16404056
>Fallout 2
At least dehydration won't be an issue for me.

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>>16404353
The personality based on color and alignments are really dumb.

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>>16404353
nothing wrong with lawful good you nerd wrangler

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>>16404056
>Verdun
bad end

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>>16404352
A lot of the fanart is missing too. Someone should get on moving all of it over. Except this time they should use the NSFW source if available.

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>>16404371
Except for the part you will literally never ever find any silver or gold dragon that is even neutral good. An entire species being forced into an alignment is retarded no matter how you look at it. Especially since it's a D&D alignment.

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>>16404337
I'm a diehard Pharaoh fan, but I still really like the grapesnake. Does that make me a bad person?

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>>16404282
Well, uh, go camping with your daughteru when she grows up?

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>>16404360
Fuck off sonygger.

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>>16404387
Oh yeah, I have almost all of it saved locally just not gone through the effort of re-upping it yet. That's one of the many things on the to-do list.
And the intention is to use uncensored sources as long as they are available.

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>>16404395
I'm sorry dawg, I just needed dat Gravity Rush and them ACES.

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>>16404371
>Lawful Good
>Chaotic Evil
>Good alignments
True Neutral is the only alignment that matters. Her Serenity is a good example of this. Praise Her.

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>>16404391
No! she just needs someone to love and coil with

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>>16404411
Why would a snek be studying tailpussy?

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>>16404353
Why do you think I tend to ignore D&D alignments when waifu'ing Chromatics?

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>>16404411
Unfortunately my heart already belongs to another girl, but I would be more than willing to help her find her own man!

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>>16404430
Isn't that what most people do?

[Anonymous No.]

The last creature that you've encountered (be it in literature or game) has been MG-ified and is after you, for one reason or another. What would you do?

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>>16404475
>Brute Tigrex
Get earplugs, and start running.

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>>16404475
>Nep

Pat her head and give her some pudding

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>>16404475
Force her to be my wife.

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>>16404475
Well, I guess that would be Skaven as I'm watching a CKII LP with a guy doing skaven....

Which would be nice as there's now a bunch of 'cute cute' girls who want to 'breed breed' through trips and schemes.... although this does remind me that Skaven breeders in lore are massively pregnant/overweight things so those girls would quickly find themselves stuck carrying broods.

Which is a fetish of mine.

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>>16404352
>The RP/FF shit is going to stay on the Wikia site while the new site is purely for hosting information and media related to the series.

Noice.

It seems nowadays, pretty much any wiki that isn't of a commercialised work has very heavy RP or fandom presence. This newer generation won't just quarantine themselves on a separate site like Gaia.

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>>16404475
>The Lady of Pain
Curl into the fetal position and have a long, hard cry. Not even joking.

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>>16404475
>Iron Golem (DS1)
Tell her that there's an "Amazing Chest Ahead'

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>>16404352
>>16404500


>while the new site is purely for hosting information and media related to the series.


Why is there a big banner saying "Fan Fiction" on the front page?

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>>16404047
To spread awareness of Hoof Pussy Kingdom's glory.

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>>16404525
Barb never disclosed what type of MG she's supposed to be even though she's been corrupted MGE style.

[Anonymous No.]

All I want is to cuddle up by the fire with a White Horn and fondle her Antlers while commenting on how nicely they've grown.

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>>16404056
>Hearts of Iron 3
>Black Ice mod
>Said mod adds a unit who's the closest thing to the faction's MC
>It's labelled 「ＹＯＵ」
>Being a kuso wiabu I picked Japan and I'm stuck vs China, Commiestan and, Clapistantinople

T-Tenno heika banzai...

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>>16404540
> and fondle her Antlers while commenting on how nicely they've grown
Do White Horns get their antlers shaved down from to time for the sake of convenience?

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>>16404349
Yeah, I know. Doesn't mean I don't want to stay.

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>>16404056
>Overwatch
Depends on where we end up

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>>16404552
Doubt it, they probably shed every season so it's not like they need them shaved. I suppose they might do it for fashion purposes.
Personally I'd spike her tea/hot cocoa/beverage of choice with something that'd promote antler growth so I could make comments on how impressive her rack is and tease her about it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to try my hand at writefagging. Give me a prompt that can be expanded into something longer than a green text and I'll try to crank out a few thousand words by the end of the weekend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404573
Anon gets depressed about Scalebound being cancelled and his Dragon wife has to try to cheer him up despite being sad about it too.

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>>16404595
That's what he gets for getting an Xbone.

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>>16404428
The answer is simple. Its for when she masters the polymorph spell that will enable her to have a tail pussy temporarily.

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>>16404601
Win10 actually, anon didn't go FULL retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404573
How about you get gud before asking in that tone of speech.

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>>16404475
Fuck

how do i kill a regenerating zombie?

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>>16404475
>The entirety of China

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>>16404644
Mao Zedong more like Mouse Eat Dong.

[Anonymous No.]

So awhile ago I said I'd actually try writing a Manticore story. It led to many jokes about >chapter one never. After three years, I finally sat down and wrote part one. I make no guarantees to its quality, as it's been a long time since I actually wrote smut. Hopefully it's not terrible.

Without further ado, Clockcore:
http://pastebin.com/9nBYM7W0

[Anonymous No.]

What do you think would if all the women on Earth were to turn into monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404644
Just to hazard a guess, "China will grow larger." "Very economical." "Nationalism will bring us victory!" "The bringer of light." "I come bearing gifts."

Hot or cold?

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>>16404663
Monster girls would act like 3DPD bitches

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>>16404663
It would be a shitstorm of fantastic proportions. Also the semester starts next week for me, so I'll be plowing a lot of sorostitute monsters and probably going to make some time for the gym again

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404663
I'd still be too much of a pussy to get a girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404573
Consensual Corruption

A human woman seeks help from a powerful monster in order to gain the strength to save the man she loves

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404669
No, it's >>16404547

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>>16404573
Something with a juxtaposition or gap moe.

Like a Wendigo that wants to be an idol.
Or an ignis that wants to be a lifeguard.
Or a dorome maid
Or an automaton that wants to be a caring nurse
Or a cowardly, meek nerdhound trying to become popular.

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>>16404573
Lilims

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>>16404475
>FFXV Ifrit
Do I get to keep the cool music?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404707
Of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404710
Alright only if FFXV Shiva joins in too

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404693
>Like a Wendigo that wants to be an idol.
does her husbando watch from in the coat or out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404693
I hate to be that guy, buy sauce? Looks like an adorable comic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404719
Idols can't have boyfriends/husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404719
He's actually the sound guy, tucked inside her coat. It's incredibly efficient to hide a sound studio in a cloak outside of space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404728
clever

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404475
>Rag Man from Binding of Isaac
Help me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404796
>Mummy who can make duplicates of herself
Sounds like a winner to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404656
>Lewds Reri
>Doesn't lewd Ilassa
STOP WITH THE FUCKING BLUE-BALLING ALREADY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404810
>ywn feel these thighs on your dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404719
No coats allowed for WDG48

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404817
I DON'T WANT THEM ON MY DICK, YOU ARA ARA~ TART. I WANT THOSE FUCKING THINGS WRAPPED AROUND MY HEAD LIKE A PAIR OF WARM, FLUFFY MARSHMALLOWS. I WANT TO FEEL THE HEAT FROM HER VAGINA AND THE PRESSURE OF HER LILIM NATURE. I WANT TO SUBMIT TO [ W O M A N } AND BE BROUGHT TO HEEL.

NOT TEASED ENDLESSLY LIKE I'M A FUCKING ALP IN A BOY'S LOCKER ROOM AFTER THE VARSITY FOOTBALL TEAM COMES IN, REEKING OF COCK AND SWEAT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404835
Yes. Your blue balls sustain her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404835
>wanting those thighs around your head
>not wanting them locked around your neck until you pass out

[Anonymous No.]

What is life with a fish girl like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404878
Wet

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404878
wet

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404882
beat me to it, cheeky cunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404851
>Suddenly, MonsterGirls Inc.
>Like Monsters, Inc., but with monster girls.

>Instead of farming fear to turn into electricity, they farm sexual frustration to turn into electricity.
>Constantly picketed by group that protests against the company for what they consider to be cruelty to human males

[Anonymous No.]

How would a hellhound react if I tell her she pretty but I'm not looking for a relationship right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404878
Just make sure she goes back into the water within three days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404891
rape, vicious unending rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404891
mark you for 'death' and when you're ready for a relationship
she'll be there

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404891
>Aww, isn't that cute?
Proceed to >>16404895

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404891
prepare your pelvis

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404865
>choked out by a leg lock
Odd fetish but I don't disapprove.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404056
>Shadowrun: Dragonfall
Grim. I'll be happy with finally getting my hands on a real cyberdeck for about five minutes, then corporate goons will kidnap me and bring me to some penthouse where my CEO dragon waifu will keep me prisoner / away from the dangerous streets and those mean runners.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it wrong that I wanna be a shitty guard of a shitty town who gets abducted by an Ushi Oni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404891
Your negging turns her into a subwoofer and nerdhound.

Are you happy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404910
I'm going to cut a deal with a dragon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404682
I can work with this. I look forward to disappointing you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404891
Hellhounds are for loving, not rejecting!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404915
Is it wrong that I wanna be a prestigious guard of a huge city who gets beaten and raped by a weak girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404656
It's not terrible. More buildup/foreplay would have been nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404891
Go find someone more willing, I'm sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404924
Your funeral* (re: loving relationship with a strong and fiercely intelligent dragon waifu) chummer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404915
How could you lose to an Ushi Oni when you have a katana? You'd be gosh-darn functionally invulnerable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404915
not at all

[Anonymous No.]

Mere female lizards

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404992
pic related

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404944
..Was it a Mouse?
>>16404957
The samurai armor I found was a hand-me-down and the sword was brittle
>>16404975
Oh boy, she looks hot and bothered.

[Anonymous No.]

Which girl does the ball-busting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404992
Have you ever thought about how literally every notEgyptian monster girl is just a dark skinned cosplayer?

Really gets the Ba flapping

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405012
>Mouse
Not embarrassing enough, make it a low level slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405003
Draco really is just an over-glorified lizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405019
Then it appears that Slime acid CAN melt steel armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405016
no but sometimes I think about how nice it'd be to have a succubus tail either a) up my ass or b) in my urethra

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405024
Anon, is there something you'd like to talk about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405012
>Oh boy, she looks hot and bothered.
good, intact pelvises are overrated

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405029
I touched a willy once in high school but I'm not gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405013
Unfortunately, there are still no canonical CBT monster girls.
However, Pharaohs, White Hats and Vampires would probably be up to it. Otohimes too, if you can handle the lack of feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404944
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405031
Uh-huh, Please point on the diagram where the alp touched you, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405032
How does she bust balls without any feet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405037
Strong hands plus magic n' shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404915
I want to be a generic faceless and nameless soldier who somehow gets married by a noble and high class monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405030
Hah, What do I need it for!? Walking and thrusting?
She'll be doing all the work anyways...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405037
Using her tail, duh

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405043
That sounds like a pretty good life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405032
>Unfortunately

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405050
I would be, but unfortunately I don't see it ever happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405044
someone gets it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405056
>My Ushi Oni waifu will never ask me to put on my old armor so that I can "defeat" her and be on top for the night
>mfw when she just straight up rapes even harder than that day we "met" in the woods

[Anonymous No.]

How many Anubis girls are actually descendants or avatars of Anubis? It'd be fun to one up my friends who hear I married one.

"Hah! Why did you marry a bitchy Anubis? She's going to schedule your every move."
"She's more into mummification. Like wrapping me in her arms and legs."

[Anonymous No.]

When are you fags going to realize there's nothing gay about getting fucked in the ass by a girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405066
big girls who demand total dominance are best
>>16405076
>"She's more into mummification Like wrapping me in her arms and legs."
kinky

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn have a tomboy black dragon childhood friend
>ywn have an awkward, yet pleasurable, first time after you both wonder what sex feels like
>ywn keep having casual sex before finally realizing your feelings for each other
Why are childhood friends so great?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405076
Gloomy curse enforcing anubis would be fun too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405085
Truly, I've dishonored my ancestors of previous guards... I can't even defeat a Ushi-Oni, let alone attempt to assert dominance in bed with one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405090
Man, I love Barb's work

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that paladin-chan's should be monsterized before they do something crazy.

Like, really crazy, the kind of crazy that involves a whole lot of magic and potions to boost their height, strength, durability, and speed.

The kind that turns bookish, cute initiates into big, muscled, killing machines that will find you, save you, and grind your pelvis to dust so they can continue their lineage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405076
>How many Anubis girls are actually descendants or avatars of Anubis?
I wouldn't imagine very many, since Anubis (the god) only had one or two offspring if I remember correctly, so it's likely that it would be a relatively small amount compared to a lot of other gods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405076
Anubis was so ugly even his mom Isis found it hard to love him.
You better hope they have a good "personality."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405106
But what if she monsterizes into a big Ogre?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405099
boo hoo, mine were farmers. And one day I got jumped and bonked on the head and now I'm breeding stock for a holst/mino farm. So farmer is subservient to cow
and thats the way I like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405116
How Quaint.
Has your pelvis shattered during an all-nighter of suspended congress yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405115
Then herd mind breaks because she's confused about being the thing she's supposed to destroy, leading to a deep, existential crisis

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405131
Well, things aren't looking good for my pelvis then...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405124
many times, lucky me they have a unicorn veterinarian who they have fix me up, a night of big bovines moo-snuing ya really does a number on bones and internal organs. They keep me chained in a barn, and they started a stud service renting me to the saytoros and weresheep down the road. And I'm okay with all of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405140
Probably, not.

Depends on how 'well' she fights off her instincts

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405148
>Unicorn Veterinarian
That's nice Anon, All I get is the restricting hugs of an Ushi Oni in heat to comfort the pain away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405150
I knew I should've bought Pelvic Insurance from that Tanuki while I had a chance...

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tease a shy holstaur by pressing my erection into her back when I milk her.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a kind lilim to introduce me to my soulmate. Preferably tied up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405161
to their credit the injuries aint intentional, just a side effect of big girls, plus you'd think big laid backed herbivores would be gentler but they get excited then things (me) start crunchin

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405090
I'd like this but with a Hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405175
At least they love you, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405169
How can you have sex if you're both tied up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405106
But that sounds fine to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404475
>Sectopod from XCOM2
I run. I run, and I run, and I keep running until I can't run any more, then I run some more. And as a precaution I drink milk whenever I stop to prepare my pelvis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405198
I guess I deserved that.

I'm being delivered already tied up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404475
>was just reading Lolita
Well then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404656
that was dope. when should we expect the next installment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405241
>being presented tied up and wrapped in a bow to your soulmate
how romantic of you anon

[Anonymous No.]

Gyaru maids!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405257
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405116
>work in a liquor store
>after monsters moved into town a lot of the bars were bought by tanuki and oni
>have to deliver to bars
>manager fires me because now deliveries take twice as long to dodge horny drunk girls
>walk into favorite bar in town looking dejected
>Oni bartender and tanuki manager ask why so glum, chum?
>tell them I got fired and their eyes light up
>why don't you take a job here?
good end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405265
locked in a sex dungeon in the basement and raped, prostituted to the customers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404948
I felt like the 7 or so pages of exposition was dragging as is. But I'll keep it in mind for next time.

>>16405253
Dunno. I was gunna write more Amaya PI stuff next. Possibly something with a black-scaled, full body prosthetic Salamander. It's still very much in the planning stages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405269
seems like a bad end, I was hoping for barback

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405281
never trust a tanuki,also bad end in this case is subjective

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405263
Delicious brown Kikimoras with blonde hair/feathers, short skirts, big tits and who call you mister instead of master!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405291
Gonna make her wear a school uniform with no bra and an unbutonable shirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405285
well, it's a bad end for me. I wanted two girls, one rich and soft and one drunk and muscly, to fight over me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405308
nope, locked in a concrete room beneath the bar chained to a bed and the owners charging patrons to come down and brutally sexually assault and rape you

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405265
working as a waiter in a seedy bar, getting groped by the Monster Girls that visit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405319
>Not being forced to become a adult video star.
It's more profitable that way. Have customers pay to have their way with you, then sell the video.

[Anonymous No.]

How to become monster girls imouto?
I am not aple!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405355
If you want to be an imouto so bad that can be fixed you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405345
Is Holstaurus even your waifu, or are you just carrying the torch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405355
Get your brain damaged shit out of here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405351
Yeah, I want that instead of the chained to a radiator and raped for money

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never fuck your Dhampir daughter based on her grades in school
>An F gets her nothing
>A D gets her a dick in the mouth
>A C gets her a creampie
>A B gets her a buttfuck
>An A gets her all of the above

[Anonymous No.]

How do you like your yandere (potential) swordfus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405418
I love yans. I want one to kidnap and rape me and love me.

Also wheres that from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405415
This sounds like a doujin I read

[Anonymous No.]

So this guy right here. He gets turned into a girl because his avatar in a game was female, right? Not too weird, but then you find out he was already pretending to be a girl online so this kind of works in his favor because now he gets to actually be the little girl and hang out with his internet friends! Only problem? He needs girl clothes. Does he go out and buy an outfit? Nope, he takes literally all of his money and goes on a shopping spree when all he needed was one (1) dress and a hat or something.

Sou-chan was born to be an alp. And best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

How can a snake do squats? I need it for reasons involving making a wurm butt bigger and better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405426
Xenoblade 2 trailer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405440
Snakes have different types of exercise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405415
Everyone knows Dhampir girls are really smart, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405434
>That short story has La Pucelle's clothes exploding off her body because they can't handle the strain caused by her limbs when she's meguca sprinting
>Had to be covered up by another Meguca

She's lewd without even trying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405450
Well I need ones that enhance the muscle size of the buttocks region

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405460
Sex and Hip trusting

Getting her pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405454
>She's lewd without even trying.
Sounds like a new alp to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405465
If sex increases Wurm butt size, my waifu is gonna be bootyquaking within a week

[Anonymous No.]

Legs. Two or four is good for my third, but if you have none you'll get nothing from me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405434
Those plates of armor on her sides strongly emphasize the width of her hips, much to my joy.
I like the eyeshadow too.

[Anonymous No.]

I prefer girls with six limbs, to be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

I need your rarest Manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405478
Don't forget the shirt with the titty cutout and clothing that emphasizes them further. Truly Boi Pucelle is a sexual design.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405434
>>16405454
Also

>at least 5 pictures of La Pucelle wearing dresses and a hat as a result of this short story and climbing

it's beautiful

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405476
Some of the best monster girls have no feet though
Lamias, scyllas, arachnes, etc...

>but if you have none you'll get nothing from me.
You're going to get raped until you forget all about legs with this kind of mentality

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405504
Monsters in Disguise!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405554
How could I ever forget about the delicious sexual allure of legs? I could never live with a disgusting lamia.
>Arachne
They still have leg-like appendages, even if they don't have the same appeal as a traditional leg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405569
Lamia tails are smooth, soft, delicious and sweet

I can understand you having a leg fetish or something or something but don't insult good species because of that

[Anonymous No.]

Death comes for us all

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405596
But will Death make me cum?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405596
Looks like an Ochimusha

Masterless Ochimushas (Ronins?) are scary, you'd probably need to show her how noble and/or skilled you are for her not to cut you up and serve you to the Ushi-Onis

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405605
is there a way to get "nibbled on" by ushi oni without the getting cut up part

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405603
You can make Death cum. Despite her looks she's a sensitive creature. Especially her nipples.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405608
Just go near the mountains and wait for one to spot you
Rape 100% guaranteed although you might be spotted by a Raiju first

Don't do anything stupid like screaming how you love cow-spiders or you won't ever be released from the rape cave

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405596
Advanced Skeleton when? (Death Knight? Draugr? Revenant?)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405618
>you might be spotted by a Raiju first
You act like that's not a preferable outcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405619
>Draugr
Correct answer

someone repost that draugr mythology infodump

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405619
Could be a Gashadokuro too although he might make her a Zipangu species

>>16405622
Raijus are great
Can you imagine the expression of utter joy a Raiju would have upon finding a man who doesn't pass out from her eletricity? I'd die to see it

[Anonymous No.]

It's out

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405675
She's a tall bug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405671
If I stumbled across a Raiju without protective gear, I'd probably just unzip my pants and stick it in her so even if I pass out it doesn't go to waste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405690
What would a Raiju do after satisfying herself on with your unconscious body?

I don't want to believe that they are selfish enough to just leave you there covered in lewd juices

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405619
>Wights are an evolution for Zombies
>Pharaohs are potentially evolved from Mummies in some cases
>Phantoms are an evolution for Ghosts
Skeletons are in dire need of an upgraded form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405687
She's a motherly bug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405707
That's exactly what she'd do- leave your crumpled, used body for public-use by the next monster girl to stumble across you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405714
shit fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402449
Dragon Scales are corruption-resistant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405710
Doppleganger Wight when?
Dullahan Wight when?
Ghoul Wight when?
Jiangshi Wight when?
Lich Wight when?
Ochimusa Wight when?
Skeleton Wight when?
Wisp Wight when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405733
>Lich Wight
Is that even possible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405728
Jokes on her, I got to creampie her and hopefully put a baby in her tummy.

[Anonymous No.]

My perfect world consists of having three spells cast on me, probably by a Lilim.
The first guarantees that I will impregnate a monster girl. 100% conception rate.
The second makes me irresistible to monster girls so that I can actually breed everything I see.
The third prevents incubization, because while I have nothing against becoming an Incubi for all of the benefits that come with it, it would prevent me from impregnating vampires with Dhampir offspring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402631
>>16402682
Scans, or Enty?

Either way, much appreciated.

>>16402676
>>16402660
Reminds me of a talk a few days ago, of an Anubis replacing the dots on her !.! with little pleasure rune hearts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405733
I think Wights are specific to Zombies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405618
>you might be spotted by a Raiju first
theyre good but i wanna become the prisoner and personal property of an ushi oni, how can I ensure this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405761
You could probably just politely ask her to drop you in a Ushi-Oni den after she's done with you, I'm sure she'd oblige.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405733
All I have is Apophis-Wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405675
Regura makes me want to fuck bugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405765
Excellent. Now we need Kikimora Wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402585
You think it's fun being summoned randomly? You tryinna be a playa, but no, bitch-ass summoner juss gotta go an' be a straight-up busta.

[Anonymous No.]

We're being perfectly reasonable here. Nobody's asking to eat your hearts or even your brains, we just want half your men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405759
>Phantom
Every undead deserves some sort of equivalent

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405823
Sigh, guess I have to save my village AGAIN.
*unzips dick*

[Anonymous No.]

>artist I commissioned starts doing more monstergirl art
>most are commissions for people from here
What have I done?

[Anonymous No.]

>45 fucking degrees Celsius
Salamanders, Igni, lava golems and dragons fucking LEAVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405837
>you will never be the hero of your village by fucking every invader happy
>>16405840
That is a lot. I've never seen anything higher than 36 Celsius.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405823
I'm not a monster onii-chaaaan, well, technically I am. I guess I aaaaaaaam.

What would the chorus be? "All we wanna do is suck your dick" or something of that ilk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405842
40 is the most common extreme. This goes far beyond. Amazing what the difference in 5 degrees feels like.

This is why the world needs undead. There is no better sink for surplus heat that cuddling a dead girl. Fuck all those "muh body heat" fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405840
>Currently -30 Celsius even without wind chill
Please send them here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405867
Meanwhile in my neck of the woods I think some asshole is ding dong ditching a ryuu's reverse scale. This shit's ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405840
>tfw also 45 celsius
>but in the minus

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405867
>Temperature in Antarctica right now
>-27C
Where the fuck are you that it's colder than the south pole?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405867
>>16405877
Just sink into the Shoggoths, Ice Base One.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405881
"Oh boy I sure can't wait to be violated by Shoggoths" - nobody ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405898
t. not me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405880
Canada on a bad day.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bum a Glacies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405898
I want to violate an unsuspecting Shoggoth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405914
Bum? You're going to pester people at the bus stop until they give you one?

[Anonymous No.]

Do Glacies snowball?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405924
>pour water on Glacies
>she's now bigger
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405924
I'm not thinking of a servant Glacies being made to eat a creampie out of her Ice Queen's pussy and then feeding it to her mouth-to-mouth, what're you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405927
not what I meant

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405920
They're covered in eyes, mate. I'd be legitimately interested in seeing how you plan to pull this off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405930
It'd be more apt to call them icicles, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405930
Then what, that she rolls down a hill and grows bigger as she collects more snow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405929
Now we're getting somewhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405922
I'm going to bully this overly pure anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405938
All according to keikaku.
Keikaku means plan

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405931
Even if they see you, fondle them enough and they will have no choice but to succumb to pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

So I just saw the DBZA version of the Broly movie and now I want a Kakuen whose power is MAXIMUM.
What have you got?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405838
You've unleashed an artist's great taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405954
Just throwing this out there, but back there no one mentioned any cute slug girls, and I think that's kinda racist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405960
Your hair looks like lavender but smells like strawberries.
That's a line I wish an Amazon said to me

[Anonymous No.]

Fem Xavier when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405972
Take any champion of Tzeentch and make it female and you get about the same result.
You trust her, right anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405963
Kakarot

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405979
Implicitly, with my life.

[Anonymous No.]

A THICC, YELLOW PYTHON DAIRY LAMIA! MUCH BIGGER THAN AVERAGE IN EVERY WAY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16406074
Goofy face is goofy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16406074
Lilk for everyone!

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if I accidentally add my semen to my wife's meal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16406074
Did you say Thicc?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16406114
She'll take it as a hint.
>>16406120
Is that Kaa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16406114
>I don't know what you put in this, but it's really good
>you should use it more often

[Anonymous No.]

>>16406092
l-lik?

[Anonymous No.]

An MGQ OVA was announced? Is it gonna be lewd? First animated monster girl hentai?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16406182
>First animated monster girl hentai
You haven't been looking at all, have you?
Elven Bride had Harpies in it, go watch it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16406186
I meant MG focused. Of course there's animated hentai with one or two MGs, but to my knowledge there's not a single one that's focused entirely on them.

Things with """""monster""""" girls like elves or that recent one with the big, creepy bitch don't count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16406203
>it doesn't have enough monsters so I don't want to watch it
Fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16406211
>it doesn't have enough monsters so I don't want to watch it
I don't think I said that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16406220
Well then off you go then! It's pretty sweet and teaches us of the wonders of Elf vaginas.
No tentacles

[Anonymous No.]

>>16406182
>Is it gonna be lewd?
If they make a hentai that's not lewd I'll be impressed.

[Anonymous No.]

So what's the deal with this thing? Is she trying to clean up the attic? There's all kinds of things in the attic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16406301

[Anonymous No.]

>>16406303
Chub?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16406301
>>16406303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crmbEdS7JXY

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402864
You say monstergirls are better, but they still need the existence of humans.

Check and mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403075
>teacher just told everyone to pair up for an assignment
I fucking hated these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16406338
Those statements are not mutually exclusive.
Humans depend on many things that could easily be considered lesser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16406352
Why? Because you always got paired with someone lazy who refused to do anything but who the teacher likes do you were the one blamed for your project being shit and holding him back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16406359
>likes do
liked so*

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405605
It's Death from Darkstalkers you dolt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16403075
>>the friendly, yet hyper-active, Werecat who will not shut the fuck up
I now associate this character archetype entirely with witches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16406364
Dark/siders/, anon.

Darkstalkers has other MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16406359
A bit of the former, and I also don't want to be forced to know people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16406376
Damn it fuck these similar titles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16406334
>you will never taste Toobie's taint
Sadness covers me like a blanket.

Tuck me in. Let me die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16406385
Your punishment must be more severe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16405864
This is not true. I was taking 40 celcius some days ago and I would rather cuddle with a hot and bothered salamander than a shitty undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16406391
>Cuddling with a salamander in 40C days
I see you're fond of heat strokes and possible death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16406389
That's a big girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Being single is perfectly normal and not a taboo of any kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16404656
>lewd reri
I wasn't ready for this.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you imagine Demon Lords Castle to be like? I like to envision it like Dracula's castle in Castlevania POR or Sorrow games. Big castle with sections dedicated towards her strongest Monster Followers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16406522
All I know for certain is that there would be an overabundance of suspect-looking spires and domes making up the roof.

[Anonymous No.]

2B is 2QT and I think I need help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16406577
It's okay, anon. Just get some of her butt daily and you should be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make moonshine with a monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16406598
Find the oni, master their ways

[Anonymous No.]

>>16406522
Pretty much what you said, but with dimention waring crap to make room for all the lilims popping out.

[Anonymous No.]

I really really really want a Paladin-chan to give me a footjob to make me see the charm of human girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16406602
I've heard somewhere in the world it is said that a Oni satyros that can make moonshine out of nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16406630
A powerful hybrid that one is, a master of making and drinking beverages

[Anonymous No.]

>>16406666
Indeed mega satan. Apparently she can make any legendary beverages regardless of her situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16406630
where is the fun in that? One of the best part is collecting and preparing the materials.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16406630
>moonshine out of nothing
It's a trap, anon. She'll just make you drink her piss. She says she drinks so much that her piss is 100 proof, but it's not actually true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16406709
And how do you know that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16406666
Yes indeed. Legends says that she can brew any legendary beverage with no problem at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16406750
Because you can't light it on fire. It's 80 proof at best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16406849
I don't know Anon. Wine and stuff runs in her vains and most liquids she has on her contain alcohol. Also,did you try to lit her pee on fire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16406334
And people ever tried to claim TB was not for lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16406396
He's a fucking retard, what do you expect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16406883
Calm down Lich, not everyone likes you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16406577
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2ao0Z8cOdk

Embrance the automaton booty

[Anonymous No.]

>>16406334
>>16406930

[Anonymous No.]

Nekopara is getting 60 min OVA via kickstarter

[Anonymous No.]

>>16406982
Is it R-18?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16406982
I'm happy, this year seems to be a revival of cat girls in anime of sorts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16406997
>The OVA will not have any explicit content. There might be some ecchi material, but nothing overt.
Nope
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/sekaiproject/nekopara-anime-ova

[Anonymous No.]

>>16407026
I blame steam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16407026
If those reward plushies had onahole inserts I might be interested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16407010
I'm not interested in housecat girls. I want wildcat girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16407062
Housecat girls are cuter than wildcat girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16407062
I want Middle-Eastern Wildcat or Sand Cat girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16407062
Housecat girls are easier to cuddle. Wildcat girls are all tsun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16407090
Pharaoh kingdoms are probably full of brown cat girls. Egiptians adoring cats and all of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16406925
Every one who doesn't want their brain to denature and melt does

[Anonymous No.]

>>16407120
They're also going to be spoiled princesses after all that adoration. You're gonna have to rape them a lot to make them into good girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16407131
Not into that

[Anonymous No.]

>>16407146
I hope you're into pampering them all day, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16407062
Just watch Kemono Friends then. Don't, it looks like it was made in mmd by a blind man and voiced by children with autism.

House cats have their charm though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16407090
I want a big cat
>Fit cheetah with huge legs from sprinting
>Lithe Snow leopard who occasionally chews on tail absentmindedly
>Harem of pack hunting lionesses who need a pride leader to fuck them all multiple times a day while they hunt and take care of Cubs
>Lone, solitary jinko living in the forest who needs a mate

[Anonymous No.]

>>16407157
For another monstergirl, maybe. I don't really care about catgirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16407160
>>Lithe Snow leopard
>Snow leopard
>Lithe
Snow leopards are extremely fluffy and have short limbs. She'd be a shortstack with such long hair that you might mistake her for a Kej if she didn't have those ears.

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>>16407160
>>Lithe Snow leopard who occasionally chews on tail absentmindedly
>Tail so thick she can bite down on it with savage fangs as hard as one would tear flesh from the bone, and be met with endless poofiness

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>>16407130
Slimes are way better to cool down though.

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>>16407177
That sounds nice
Also the cheetah would steer with her tail

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>>16407184
Pofu

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>>16407189
How so?

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>>16407197
Liches can only cool down a small part of your surface area at a time, whereas Slimes can envelop you completely.

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>>16407197
They are just water and could cover up all of your body. You can also add some cubes of ice to her if you want more cholliness.

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>>16407194
A Pallas cat would be even more pofu shortstack. Also round pupils

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>>16407203
But the best tiers of undead know magic. Imagine the feeling on a sweltering day of a cool wight holding you close and having icy winds circle the two of you

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>>16407216
No. Hugs and insertion are the only acceptable way to be cooled by an undead.

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>>16407216
We are talking about natural body heat. If we add a bunch of stuff then I can also have my dragon flapping her hings to generate winds.

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>>16407090
Chocolate Egyptian girls >>>>>>>>>> everything else

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>>16407158
Yeah, the 3DCG isn't as great as hand drawn animation.

But on the other hand, at least it's making an attempt at plot (mystery, escape-the-dungeon) unlike 90% of "cute girls doing cute things" anime.

That said, cheaper 3DCG means stuff that wouldn't be greenlit for a bigger budget hand-drawn animation can still come into existence, like this work. We'll see more niche content and less mainstream watered-down, appeal-to-everyone content in the future.

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>>16407241
>He thinks a deep beige is chocolate.

If you're going to worship little brown girls, at least expand your knowledge of shades beyond just brown and not-brown.

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>>16407266
Anyone got that brown girls shade list to go with this?

But really what matters is that brown girls are just overall better.

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>>16407266
Don't hate, masturbate!

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>>16407234
>>16407220
Fair enough, but even so, it's not like slimes feel any pleasure from being made warm. the fact that they can envelop you 100% in slime is balanced out by the fact that an undead girl takes activve pleasure in warming up. It does you both a service

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I want to cum all over a great dane kobold's face and watch her lick it all off in one go like it was cotton candy.

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>>16407287
His girls would be perfect if they had nice paws

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>>16407299
I'm sure a slime would be really happy when she covers up you body and feels every single part of it.
They are the best when it comes to cooling down husbandos by far.

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>>16407299
Slime would enjoy tasting you all over.

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>>16407287
I find myself cumming a lot faster masterbating to brown MGd than regular white MGs

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>>16407322
>>16407327
But that's just the joy of contact which both would share equally. Undead have the added edge of also specifically taking pleasure in being warmed up.

[Anonymous No.]

Quick, Pharaoh (May the Wisdom of Thoth be upon her) demands to know what shade you want your new Anubis to come in!

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>>16407329
Good boyim.

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>>16407356
The good thing about 2D is that they all look good so one of each

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>>16407356
Californubis is the best. I'd like a cute Bedouin Lich too.

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>>16407336
That doesn't change the fact that slimes are better at it. And they have more uses too, since they can clean all the sweat in your body and feel plasure from the SE contained in it.

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>>16407356
California Gold a best!

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>>16407356
Pale girls are infinitely better, but of the list, either dark vanilla, evening elven or turkish rosewater

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>>16407381
Both extremes, pale and brown, are good. Just like thick and muscled, or BIG and shortstack.

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>>16407356
Dusky Dravidian Anubis with Bedouin Dreams Khepri.

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>>16407356
California gold or dark vanilla.

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>>16407356
I msut say. I'm a slut for California Gold and Dusky Dravidian.

Also, I give also my eternal worship to the Pharoah (Anubis guide her to glory).

>>16407390
This is pretty good

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>>16407387
>extreme
>brown
NOPE

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>>16407390
Dark Anubis is awwright. Especially if she's a tomboy!

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>>16407387
My brother

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>>16407356
California gold, The okinawan, Bedouin dreams, Evening elvan, dusky dravidian

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>>16407362
Would I have to convert to Tanukaism to bone her?

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>>16407410
I want to make a tomboy Anubis flustered!

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>>16407410
somehow mgs wearing clothes from our world makes them really cute.

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>>16407356
African Queen for me, though I much prefer pale girls. These anons >>16407381 >>16407387 know what's up as far as that goes.

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>>16407410
I was thinking a dark anubis with a deep husky voice and more on the flirty/seductive side, using her charms as a way to get you to do what she wants rather than barking orders.

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>>16407442
>African queen

Fine taste

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>>16407447
Hey thanks anon!

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>>16407381
>>16407442
Fine, wait a couple thousand years and Pharaoh will serve you up a nice pale Ptolemy Anubis.
You better like incest!

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>>16407387
>brown is an extreme
>thick and muscled are extremes on the same axis
>shortstack is the opposite extreme from big
You are high as fuck.

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>>16407450
Wait, is that you KDF? You like brown girls?

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>>16407452
Oh, I quite like incest anon. I've already got a waifu though!

>>16407464
Yes anon it's me, and yes I have a small appreciation for brown girls. Once in awhile I'll imagine my waifu and daughteru as more Anubis-like in physical appearance, but I still much prefer their usual pale, floppy-eared appearance.

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>>16407444
If that's the case, I want to see a blonde, pale Anubis who's extremely tsun!

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>>16407476
>Anubis Countess Lemongrab

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>>16407473
Must you always?

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>>16407489
Must I always what?

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>>16407494
What's it like being the threads most excued attention whore?

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>>16407499
Oh.

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>>16407476
>tsun Anubi

Yes!

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>>16407479
>wake up five minutes late
>khepri pit
>forget the 87th stroke while brushing her hair
>khepri pit
>doze off and put down "bird" instead of "hand" on a very important piece of papyrus
>khepri pit
>fall flat on your face after being her chair for three hours
>khepri pit
>confess your love when she asks why you even bother sticking around when you know she's just going to tear your head off for the smallest mistake
>three days rape dungeon

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>>16407511
ONE MILLION YEARS KHEPRI PIT

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>>16407511
>get so used to the Khepri pit that you become close platonic friends with all the little Khepris

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>>16407524
>>16407519
>You end up falling in love with the khepri pit and she NTRs herself

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>>16407476
>the two of them are sisters
>they both have a thing for you and know how the other feels
>constantly trying to one up each other by getting on your good side
>the tsun one makes food for you and tries to ask you out on dates but messes up in the typical tsundere ways
>her confident sister tries to seduce you but always backs out and feels bad when she notices her sister getting upset
>eventually they come to a compromise and decide to share you which leads to the tsundere being coached through her first time in bed due to her nerves

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>>16407530
That's probably what's going to happen.

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>>16407537
Well it's for the best. If her punishment is making you fuck other women she's not that interested in you.

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>>16407511
What even is the Khepri pit? It's a literal pit of Khepris? Do they all rape you?

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>>16407530
Who wouldn't fall for such lovable beetles? They can give you all the power you ever wanted, enough to make that dog into your chair.

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>>16407537
Now that I think about it the Khepri pit seems like a very ineffective form of punishment.

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>>16407541
What? She can't make you fuck herself as a punishment, that would be a reward.

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Reminder that Hellhounds are the ultimate brown girls.

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>>16407549
Hellhounds are gray or black, not brown. Dummy.

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>>16407524
>guards come to take you out of the Khepri pit
"Today's the day!"
>"Go get her Anon!"
"Same time next week?"
>"Don't discourage him Ann."

>>16407542
It's like a crocodile pit, but full of brown lolis instead of vicious maneating reptiles.

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>>16407551
Black is the ultimate brown.

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>>16407558
That;s not how colors work anon.

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>>16407544
Of course it is. If you punish a slave like that he'll keep doing things wrong just to go back.

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>>16406620
>Gunner Paladin-chan
Just my type.

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>>16407559
If you take a black girl and mix white in, you get brown.

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>>16407564
You get Lich Grey silly.

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>>16407549
Its called charcoal

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I assume undead girls don't need to breath, so doesn't that mean your undead waifu could straight up just deepthroat you for hours without stopping?

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>>16407564
Anon please think of the leanan sidhes.

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>>16407574
Yes, but even a breathing girl can do that with experience.

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>>16407571
I don't even care if I'd get thrown into a Khepri pit for the rest of my life, I want to fuck this Elf even if I have to rape her.

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>>16407571
Why are drows such sluts?

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>>16407571
You just know that middle lump between her buttocks is her tentacles

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>>16407590
>>>/tg/

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>>16407578
For her that's just as planned.
>>16407582
Thats what happens when you let spiders run society
>>16407590
Such baseless rumors.

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>>16407571
I want to impregnate her, like, 8 times.

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>>16407612
>Me forever in a Khepri pit
>just as planned
What? Is she an assassin sent from the future to stop me from becoming the next Hitler or something?

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>>16407590
>still forcing this

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>>16407618
I meant about provoking you to rape her. Its deliberate of course.

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>>16407612
>implying spiders are sluts

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All Elf heritage is very proud and should be respected.

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>>16407612
More slutty drows!

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>>16407668
Light brown Elves are cute too, as are of course Aryan Elves.

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>>16407681
All Elves deserve love and ear nibbles, no matter their colour.

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>>16407702
what about haughty elves?

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>>16407706
All. Eleves. Deserve. Love.

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>>16407706
Haughty Elves deserve the previous and also light teasing.

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>>16407709
Gonna nibble them ears while I hit it from the back

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>Go to the archives for the HD profile pics
>An anon uploaded a .rar
>404
Insert angry image reaction here

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>>16407712
I'm going to wrestle her into a submission hold and sniff her hair while breathing creepily into her nape.

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>>16407714
pass is paywallpls
https://my.mixtape.moe/vwlpez.rar

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>>16407729
Thank you anon

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>>16407702
All elves deserve to be pregnant with a human's half-breed child.

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>>16407709
That Marcelle is just to smug for her own good. Makes me wanna hold her down and forcefully breed her.

[Anonymous No.]

Tomboy Ryu

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How can other Monstergirls even compete?
dat leotard hnngh

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>>16407754
Are for worship.

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>>16407753
That's the Elf breeding and world conquest strategy. They're so cute and so smug that just being in the same room makes you want to breed them. Once you've mixed your seed with her egg, you'll be unable to disobey her. Eventually all males of every species will end up married to an Elf, and they'll be in command.

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How plump do you like your vampires?

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>>16407761
Do they even have a schedule? No? That's what I thought.

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>>16407763
>Eventually all males of every species will end up married to an Elf, and they'll be in command.
This isn't /tg/ you mong.

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>>16407763
Don't I know it. But it's too late for me, I can't help but want to breed every elf I see.

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>>16407761
I want to impregnate a wight elf, i am sure her lewdness meter is set to the max

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>>16407763
I'm not complaining

>>16407770
Plump thighs, ass and tits.

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>>16407770
That looks about right to me.

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>>16407770
7ft. with I-cups, wide breeding hips, a soft belly, thick thighs, and a massive butt.

Lets not forget those massive wings either.

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>>16407770
Toned body and large breasts

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>>16407754
Evil, black Ryu.

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>>16407787
Uncensored version where?

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>>16407770
Medium-large breasts, thin waist and massive hips.

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>>16407802
It doesn't exist.

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>>16407770
Everyone knows loli vampires are the best kind of vampire.

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>>16407818
No big ass or big boobs, just loli vampire.

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>>16407787
>Drolling
What a retard

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We're close to the profile number 200, do you think KC will make something special for it?

Which one was the number 100?

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>>16405619
>>16405710
Well I think the Revenant name got thrown around with the Phantom's profile. Some anons and I reached the conclusion that they would most likely be upgraded skeletons.

With some luck they will like to AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>16407830
Profile 200 already exists, it's the smoke hobo.

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>>16407862
We need more MGs in real life

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>>16407864
>real life
No thank you

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>>16407830
Lilim was number 100 IIRC.

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>>16407867
I'm mean real life settings. It's cozy. Like that Hellhound in the closet image (surprisingly very scary)

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>>16407864
Niet.

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Wheres scalebound, Beast?

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>>16407806
A shame. Perhaps I'l just have to settle with improvising with my shit MS paint skills.

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>>16407875
It's gone. Forever.

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>>16407864
I'd much rather be sent to a world with MGs than bring 'em into this one.

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>>16407884
That's why 2017 won't happen, faggots wanted them here, 3DPD.

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>>16407879
But... muh dragons...

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>>16407884
I agree. But what I meant was >>16407873

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>>16405710
Revenants have not been used yet.
> undead all about seeking revenge on someone who wronged them in life
> all their old intelligence and memory remains
> move faster, hit harder, more durable than their living body
> vampiric sustenance
> range from nothing but bones to 'swollen' flesh

If KC wants it, it seems like a natural option.

[Anonymous No.]

Finally came up for air after binging on vidya, and I'm curious: If the Demon Lord were to set up shop in the Northern Realms, would witchers be out of the job?

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>>16407896
They'd probably end up married, then hired to 'settle disputes' with monsters rather than hunt them. All that knowhow is still freaking useful.

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>>16407889
We lost them.

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>>16407832
>>16407895
Even when Revenants are released, Liches and Wights will still remain as the most popular Undead.

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You up for some MGK? or would you rather talk about butts?

You're Jimmy and you are experiencing a snowy Sarurday.
Do you make snow forts with Anubis?
Do you side with either Pharaoh or Apophis in a snowball fight?
Do you eat spicy foods with Wurm?
Do you play in Sandworm's underground clubhouse with Khepri?
Do you dare Mantis to watch Crystal Skull and not get angry over it?
Do you play Diablo2 at Lich's and have an 8-way lan party with Lich, Dullahan, Minotaur, Ushi Oni, Albino Lamia, Wyvern, Dragon, and you?
Do you visit 6th grade Wock and sit by her grandfathered in so it's 100% legal fireplace?
Do you have 6th grade Whitehorn pull you around on a sleigh?
Or do you steel yourself for February and the horrors that will come by the 14th?

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>>16407932
We'll see, Liches and Wights are a classic of course, but don't underestimate our soon to be agitated girls.

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>>16407895
Don't forget Ghasts.

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>>16407939
Play diablo and praise the girls butts.

What butts are we talking about though?

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>>16407939
Snowballs, purple team. Dea- I mean, snow to the false future Pharaoh!

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>>16407932
Well duh, but high tier options might be nice. More of a good thing, you know?

It seems undead have a tenancy to have higher power level potential than other monstergirls. Maybe it's just due to a ridiculous lifespan? Heck, even dragons are stronger with a touch of undeath.

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>>16407864
>>16407873
I prefer modern settings to fantasy ones 90% of the time. Less pointy sticks and shouting and more seduction and comfiness. Rape kind of loses its value when it's a commonplace, rules of nature kind of thing.

>>16407939
I'm going to mock that Anubis' snow Thebes, consequences be damned!

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>>16407939
>MGK
Are we back at the start of the Exodus time loop?

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>>16407672
I only have one more that's SFW

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>>16407945
All.
Butts should be worshiped.

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>>16407948
I guess the dragon thing is just that she isn't holding back anymore. I still find the fact that her breath kills and turns woman into zombies and shit pretty spooky

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>>16407952
No.

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>>16407939
Make snow forts with Anubis.

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>>16407932
Wisp fan here, just letting you know we still exist.

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>>16407939
Wherever Junko is

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>>16407969
As much as I would love to forget.

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>>16407972
The pound.

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>>16407961
I swear, a zombie dragon is so fucking metal that I would probably cry tears of joy if I met one, with all that implies.

Penywise heed my call!

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>>16407974
Then there

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>>16407959
Gonna rub my cheeks on my waifu's butt cheeks.

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>>16407979
Don't forget a kiss.

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>>16407973
rude.

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>>16407984
Well you guys creeped me out too much over my doodles.

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>>16407983
And a playful rub slap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16407986
You have sullied your hands with filthy mounds of heresy guardsman, how do you plead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16407985
We can't forget that fucking amazing body and delicious hips.

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>>16407939
... ah, shit. Valentines day is a thing. How would one even prepare for that?
> don't eat any chocolate / candy
> don't drink from unsealed containers
> don't go anywhere isolated
> fuck it, call in sick to work / school
> no wait, they'll think of it as an excuse to break in and 'care for you'

The way I see it, best plan is to use it as a vacation day and leave the city.

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>>16407963
Oh, right. We're stuck on the post-1970's time loop already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16407989
Playful pinch and bite.

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>>16407985
they're cute though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16407993
They will find you.

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>>16408005
Still.

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>>16407993
Or, you know. You could just get married.

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>>16407939
>Do you play Diablo2 at Lich's and have an 8-way lan party with Lich, Dullahan, Minotaur, Ushi Oni, Albino Lamia, Wyvern, Dragon, and you?
D2 is my shit. Of course I'll play it with hem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408005
Look at her thighs.

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>>16408012
Would that stop bigamist mons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408012
Those would still apply.
They'd just all be from one source.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408013
As a Pally named Chef or a Druid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408018
My wife would stop them.

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>>16408022
>Pally named Chef
Sure, why not?

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>>16408018
If you're strictly monogamous hen that's basically NTR, so yes.

>>16408020
But then it'd be your waifu, so wouldn't you want to do it for her?

>>16408020

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>>16408028
>it's NTR to recieve valentines thing from another girl while married
I'm done. Icm fucking done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408027
Better gear yourself and choose proper skills, because Lich is going Summon Necro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408034
If the thing forces you to have sex with her like anon was worried about, then yes it is. Dummy.

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>>16407993
In a situation like this, having a plan makes all the difference between being raped and keeping your virginity intact another day.

First assess your surroundings. Do you have a panic shelter that will let you weather the storm of chocolates and confessions? Are you ready to leave it all behind and escape with your bug out bag, knowing full well that you might return to a camp of avid suitors wearing your clothes and eating your canned pineapple on the notorious White Day?

If you plan to escape by foot or by car, do you have bug out location in mind? If you don't have a cabin in the woods protected by a 12ft high anti-hellhound fence and stocked with enough preserved food, bottled water and dirty magazines to last you 6 months, your best option might be to hide in plain site and head to a motel full of couples working out their Valentines' Day passion.

Remember, stay cool, stick to the plan and never accept chocolates from a dragon.

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>>16408046
It might likely not have anything in it if this is outside MGC. Or monster Detroit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408006
>>16408012
> MGC morning news broadcast shows that all routes out of the city were down for maintenance after an 'unfortunate scheduling accident'
> School is out for the day, the staff well aware that no functional education would happen
> Valentines is unofficially known as a day to forcibly claim a boy
>Helpful advice from friends and online is everywhere
> "If he says no he is just being shy, you've gotta be aggressive and today is your chance!"
> "If he starts crying its out of joy, reassure him by saying how you'll never let go!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408054
But that nice Dragon at that bakery makes the best cookies. They're better than theones made by that Lich who claims to be my great great grandma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408067
Wait, I meant chocolate.

Shit, chocolate cookies would be killer right now.

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>>16408067
Be careful with undeads that say that. You should take a picture of her and show it to your mother just to be sure.

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>>16407993
>> no wait, they'll think of it as an excuse to break in and 'care for you'

I like this

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>>16408067
I had to think about that one, but I guess because most undead used to be humans that it is possible.

That's gotta be an anime somewhere. "My undead loli ancestor won't stop putting me in dangerous situations for her entertainment!!"

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>>16408076
>Anon chilling in room playing vidya while ditching school
>Suddenly the ground quakes and a Wurm bursts through the floor like the alien from Alien
>"Anon, I heard you were sick! I'm here to help!"
>Your classmates swarm in through the hole, saying the same thing and brandishing various chocolate items
>A Wendigo is trying to spoon feed you chocolate ice cream and a Ryu is trying to give yoy a shoulder massage
>"Yare yare daze." you say to yourself as a Wock spills soup on your lap

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408090
So Rick and Mortt but with a Lich?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408074
The photos of her taking care of dad as a baby seem legit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408110
That's some weird and spooky shit right there. I would be careful when talking with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408122
>"Don't be so embarrassed. I've seen you naked already."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408127
Yep. Definitely stay away from her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408054
So I keep tossing out every attempt at writefagging around this stuff that I start. The world either approaches too close to SR and grimderp, or it feels too light and inconsequential.

I want to make a setting where people usually just succumb to easier paths, and where dangerous jobs usually end in failure or even death. At the same time though, I want it to feel like things work out well anyway and how life just kind of goes on.

I don't know how to kill off a teammate or close character without it crushing the tone of the setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408131
But she makes the best quilts and makes delicious, old fashion food full of glorious fat and real butter.
She even gives out $100k each Cristmas!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408132
SR?

Please not be Sengoku Rance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408137
>100k
I mean, I guess it's fine if she just wants to see you happy. How old does she look?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408132
Make the death have impact on the characters, with it affecting the mc the most.
It's what I have in mind. Poor dude won't even get his revenge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408146
17.
She claims to have been around for Lincoln's assassination and was even the one to autopsy him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408150
How weird would it be if I said I want to fuck your undead great great grandma?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408141
It's Speed Racer

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408155
I donct know. Shecs her own person.
Though she does like getting too close and touching me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408160
So everyone has desynched voices and mouth movement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408161
I think one of those cookies she gave you are starting to have an effect. Well I guess no Anon's family pussy for me.

Good luck with your incestuous wife, buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408169
Less incesty than cousins, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408176
I guess. But she's still a family member and you know the fuck is going to happen if you manage to have babies with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408185
The same chance at deformities as someone not related to you.
Itcs only by the 3rd generation of incestual relations that shit really starts becoming likely. 2nd gen has the same chance as a 40 year old woman or older.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408191
I'm not talking about deformities, anon. I'm talking about something like the "I'm my own grandpa".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408191
So you really trust any anons here to not dick their daughterus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408191
Monstergirls don't develop deformities from incest thankfully enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408203
It's not like I'm doing her in the past.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408203
>grandpa
Now that's just gay, hope you enjoy an old alp comparing your dick german shells.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408093
Who wouldn't want that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408215
Mamanobanana, yrs.

>>16408211
I trust a dog to be a dog.

[Anonymous No.]

Look out! It's an Oni! My God, it's hideous!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408218
I think you managed to completely miss his point.
You missed it so hard you inverted it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408218
I'm talking about the music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408221
Someone playing Metal Gear Solid on the highest difficulty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408228
She doesn't look hideous at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408228
What's with the mask? Where are her clothes? Why is she carrying an assault metal club in public? Has she no public decency?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408228

The monster has taken a hostage! The humanity!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408232
I'd rather be pampered by a bunch of cute MGs.

Because I'm not gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408244
I like my onis gentle. But tough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408244
PUT THE CAT DOWN

THIS IS YOUR FIRST AND ONLY WARNING

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408244
That's just a pet cat, not a hostage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408247
I'd rather be productive and beat my record nefore going after girls and waifus.

Because I have my priorities straight and am mot a hormone riddled teen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408258
I'd rather get so good I can beat my record WHILE being pampered by cute MGs.

Aim for the sky, pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408228
>>16408244
She looks so beautiful. I would galdly switch place with that hostage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408239
Respect her culture you racist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408273
But she's in my country. It should be the other way around

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408279
Nope, you have to respect her culture because she's different and you're racist for not converting to her culture and religion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408258
>he'd rather play games for man-children than settle down with a nice waifu

Ha! Gay!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408283
But I don't feel like doing that

She's being indecent!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408283
What even is her culture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408294
Liftan and raping.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bully the bullies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408283
I'm legitimately glad that I don't have THOSE types around where I live

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408289
She's wearing perfectly acceptable clothes in her culture, you're the one being indecent wearing all those clothes.
>>16408294
Racist you should already know that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408297
You can never stop us. No one an stop us!

How does one even bully a bully? Hm?! That's what I bought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408296
So if I lift enough I can rape her? This culture is pretty weird sounding, but I think I could adjust.

>>16408302
But I don't, so what's wrong with her teaching me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408303
Thought*

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408302
>you're the one being indecent wearing all those clothes.
Th-There's nothing wrong in wearing non-revealing clothes!

[Anonymous No.]

Purple squid

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408317
But non revealing leaves so much to the imagination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408320
I prefer eels. But ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408320
Shit squid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408320
More like anorexic squid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408320
Thats kind of like my waifu, but not quite

[Anonymous No.]

Which MG makes the best chefs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408329
Rude

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408323
Imagining indecencies about human men on the street is rude

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408334
Dragons.
Krakens.
Kej.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408334
This >>16408341 but with Unagi-Joro aswell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408334
Any that decide to put their best effort to it.
Hell, KC's shown a goddamn Ushi Oni becoming a good cook.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408334
Anubis make great pancakes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408334
Unagi Joro, it's their thing. Also Troll.

>>16408351
Being able to cook =/ best

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408334
Shoggoths. They can form pots, pans, and other cooking necessities from their own mass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408358
>best
Is a quality of individuals, not species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16406364
It's actually Akali from League cosplaying as Death.

And so from Death, came Life. The seeds of humanity had been re-sown, but Death's journey was not yet ended. On the broken Earth, his brother War had slain the Destroyer, and broken the Seveanth Seal, summoning the Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

And the number of the riders shall ever be...

Four.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408306
>So if I lift enough
It'll never be enough, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408359
I also heard their mass tastes nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408371
Not with that attitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408357
No, it's waffles as they are more sturdy and can be stacked higher without tipping unlike soft pancakes.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna pet a Hellhound and give her ear scratches!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408381
They also just taste better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408381
>ywn make a waffle pyramid with your Anubis waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408386
For fuck's sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408389
And it's much better to eat with maple syrup, since the syrup actually stays on the waffle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16407672
"Oh pleee~ase. Dominate away. It's been so long since I've had a real man share my bed."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408402
Holy shit I didn't even notice it was spelled wrong. Thanks for the fixed version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408409
If you're gonna post western art pick at least something that looks good

[Anonymous No.]

Replaying some Jet Set Radio Future on the Fat ass original XBox made me think, what would be the Graffiti sign of each monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408409
Ok anon. That's abit TOO slutty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408386
>>16408402
That's the most shoujo-y fanart I've ever seen for MGE girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408402
All mofu can't resist the head pat. You can have the most dominant hellhound in he land but she'll still fall victim to the head pat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408409
This >>16408415
It's just a fa/tg/uy spamming the same ugly western drows over and over again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408417
Pharaoh's and Anubi would use something like the Eye of Horus, an Ankh, or something to that effect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408419
>He doesn't want a Dark Elf/Drow to belittle his ability in the sack while acting as a power bottom
You fucking people, I swear. Not sense of conquest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408442
Garbage for many reasons including some in common with why your average tsundere needs to be thrown into a tire fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408442
I love femdom. Just not a fan of the " It's been so long since I've had a real man share my bed." personally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408425
But only for a short while.

Then she would grind your pelvis into dust for humiliating her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408449
Fuck you. Tsundere a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408453
This is just another lie made by the Tanuki. Hellhounds are actually very gentle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408459
Only classic tsundere is cute. The domestic violence kind of tsundere can rot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408473
As can any that is compelled to end every sentence in "baka."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408470
They absolutely are not, Hellhounds are horrible women who are just looking for an excuse to hurt you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408473
I don't mind the roughing up. It's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408483
>Being beaten up is cute
Severe brain problems tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408483
There's not a thing cute about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408483
I've got a spare flayer. Do you want it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408489
>>16408491
It means she loves you. She just has a hard time expressing it. Also the roughing up shows that she's yours. No other woman can touch you. It a sense of closure and comfort you are owned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408499
>This entire post
I think your waifu hit you a little too hard in the head with that baseball bat, Anon. I advise seeking medical assistance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408499
No there's a difference between BDSM-style whipping and the domestic abuse Louise there does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408499
I now understand who Ogres were made to appeal to.
Sad sacks like this guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408506
>>16408512
I really don't see it any different from femdom. I'm not talking "break his bones" kind of roughing up. Just a few bruises. I personally think it's cute. But you're free to disagree

>inb4 bait

I know this sounds like bait.

>>16408511
Not really. Whipping and BDSM is strictly sexual. Also it probably hurts more and whips never appealed to me really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408497
I'm more curious why you have spare Flayers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408489
>you will never corrupt louise and use her as your personal monster girl cumdumpster
She would make a fantastic kobold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408529
Oh god, you're not one of those tards that thinks that femdom is shit like CBT, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408542
He probably is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408542
Of course not. I love femdom. I adore it. It's god tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408531
You don't want to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408529
Anon, violence is the exact opposite of what a display of love would be. I don't have to explain why it's a bad thing to be punched in the gut hard enough to vomit your lunch for no reason instead of getting something like a kiss.

Sadism isn't love. Sadism is the feeling of pleasure one gets from hurting others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408531
He bought 500 of them so he could get the shiny one

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408554
But I'd like my waifu to knock me down and kick me. Maybe spit on me, depending how she feels. Then be gently kissed.

You get the best of both worlds. And I feel as if it's loving to treat your husband like a stress ball. It's cute like I said.

She works long hours anon. It's very enraging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408573
k w/e. It's your fetish anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408557
You didn't have to say it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16407356
Can I have a Unicorn in Cinnamon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408557
What does a shiny Flayer look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408589
Presumably shiny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408552
I do

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408557
Having 500 flayers in your possession doesn't sound like a good idea.

Like that's a fuck ton of mindrape. You will actually be a vegetable after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408619
>>16408557
I have a bad addiction.

>>16408631
They are little harmless ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408634
>little flayers

I suspect they could still do some damage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408489
You leave Louise out of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408649
B I T C H

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408642
"Tell me about it Anon."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408649
She's shit anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408642
No, they just squidlle around. You do have to keep an eye on them so they don't go doing dangerous stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408589
Black and green

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408650
>>16408655
She's a cute! CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408662
Actually sounds pretty sexy desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408665
Louise was such a shit character that the author got cancer and fucking died. That's the power of violent tsundere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408634
The little ones are more dangerous than the adults, because they have less control over their mind powers.

[Anonymous No.]

>Currently experiencing a deep numbness and fatigue

An oni could shove me down and threaten to shatter my pelvis and all I'd give her is a listless gaze and a 'meh'..

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408651
Flayers don't help! They just mind rape anons and leave them brain dead. You can never trust them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408665
She may be cute but her personality is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408651

I love Ran-sama.

My favorite Pokemon are Jolteon and Arcanine.

I'm a virgo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408660
They sound cute but pretty boring. Unlike you I actually want to visit the dark and gloomy warehouse I stored all those 500 flayers. Then out of be dark see their glowing "eyes" just before I'm mind fucked for hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>Yandere angel has fallen in love with you
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408692
>Ran-sama
>Arcanine
Once again I am led to believe I have an identical twin in these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408692
Wait, what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408698
>yandere_trance
great tag

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408651
I have a slutty addiction to big meaty paws

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408683
But their powers are still weak and they can't get up to your ears. Though in my case that doesn't matter since I lay down, hug, nuzzle and make a flayer pile on myself. They are extremely squishy and you can make a flayer pillow.

>>16408695
You talking about normal or little ones? Because once they grow I hope they manage to find a good husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408698
Continue to listlessly lay on my couch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408698
Fight, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408651
My waifu has sharp claws and I enjoy it when she rakes them across my back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408698
Run

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408700

I like your style.

>>16408701

She said, "tell me about it" so that's what I did.

[Anonymous No.]

I...never noticed the MGEwiki had a link to ELH's wordpress. I don't know how to feel about that, it explains quite some things actually.

[Anonymous No.]

Mindflayers and Shoggoths make perfect nurses along with making a perfect duo.

>ywn have two nurses mind molest you from each ear

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408698
Turn yandere for my waifu. A yandere can't be yandere for a yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408718
It's had one for quite some time Anon. I don't even think Slowking.png is enough here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408718
>it explains quite some things actually
?
Used to link to both the wordpress and the other blog but the blog has been dormant so they removed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408721
Yes yes I know, it's been a shitload, and I mean a fuckhueg shitload of time since I last cared to go there. And all that because a completely unrelated thing. I'll just lay low for now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408719
>ywn be made to perform penance by a Mindflayer and Shoggoth chaos priestess'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408717
Oh, my bad, the post flew over my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408698
Ask her why she would love someone as pathetic as me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408728
I'm sorry. But I'm just an absolute raging slut for the idea of chaos girl mind rape. I just want to have my brain turned to mush by a mindlflayer. Just imagining the sound of her tentacle in my ear gets me so damn hard.

I'd say to myself to go see a flayer to fix these thoughts. But you know...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408732
Soon brother. Soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1640247
>walk into thread
>wurms hate cheese
>explain that shit nigga.
If you're still here that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408690
Her personality is okay though it's MC who is a dick
Usually harems ends with MC confessing and kissing a girl, after that they lived happily ever after. Saito already kissed and confessed in the begging and he still cheats on her, then they got engaged and he still cheats on her, then they got fucked married and he almost fucked Louise's best and only friend on their honeymoon. It's literally girl being non-stop NTRed the series. If MC wasn't a dick she would be 100% dere girl
I would look at you if your waifu tried to fuck everything that moves including shape-shifting animals
And yeah, he is muuuuch worse in the original LN

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408698
Marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

Abominations are for firebombing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408228
>>16408244
>No tall chocolate Oni who loves cats to spoon with
I'll bet that under that tough image she's really caring. She's probably a kindergarten teacher or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408735
Maybe they hate the holey-cheese, like they feel insulted with holes so small. Wurms like making big holes, sometimes filling them with a friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408719
>"It's time for your injection sir."
"That syringe doesn't look very safe. It's all goopey and purple and... moving?"
>"Don't worry, it's completely safe. Just keep calm and relax in your bed"
>Try to get up, but suddenly notice that there are now eldritch cuffs holding you very tightly
>"Uhuhu. Please don't struggle, it'll be over in a second."
>Shogg starts to inject what seems to be herself into your bloodstream with a face of pure delight
>"Ah~ Looks like we'll need to give you something to call down. He's all yours."
>Look up and see a flayer moving her tentacles next to your ears with a gentle but insane smile on her face
>
>

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408743
You can't stop them anon. Just accept it. Accept the Eldritch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408754
I believe this is malpractice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408754
I feel ashamed every time I think of stuff like this. But holy shit does it get me horny. I love Chaos girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408759
No fucking way, Eldritch girls don't belong in any world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408754
>suddenly you're in a beautiful field of flowers with your lovely wives adoring your body
Thanks Flayer-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408754
Atleast they give off the kind of "its all ok" aura. And she said it was safe so what harm can be done?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408763
Does that mean you like lolidom spider too?

[Anonymous No.]

So what's the strangest thing to happen to you guys as a result of monster girls?

I invited an old buddy of mine home for some drinks and I was gonna show 'em some thing on my laptop. Turns out I left open some 'explicit' photos of Lamias. Needless to say, it was a weird afternoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408764
Then I reject this reality and substitute my own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408764
Shhhh. Don't fight it anon. It'll be over soon. Let it happen. Accept it.

>>16408773
Yeah. She was pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408769
You needed to see the smile I was imagining then. It's not going to be okay, Anon, that's just what they want you to believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408775
I managed to do the unmentionable thanks to a certain purple lamia

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408775
I started writing about them. Even had a dream too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408781
Fucking actual snakes is against the law Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408781
Snake Cloaca?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408775
I had dreams about them and think how things would be with them. Hell, even life threatning situations became more cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408793
Jokes aside, not like that. I mean, poor actual snake, I morally wouldn't be able to harm them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408776
Your reality is shit and should be purged.

>>16408777
I refuse to accept anything Abomination related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408780
That's a lie. Just like anon here >>16408768 said. You'll wake up in your own reality with those two girls.

But if you don't want that then you'll wake up in a hospital bed. Those lovely nurses just fixed you right up! Aren't they nice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408807
You'll come to accept "abominations" one day.

I once hated anything Chaos. But then I slowly became a mega slut for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408809
The manticore nurse pair is better

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408809
Oh. Well shit we lost two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408812
That's how heretics like you always start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408815
They actually rape you. No subtle loving like with the Eldritch sisters. Manticore straight up do not care about their patients.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408775
I actually started to feel something I haven't felt in in a while.

The feeling of someone, even if they're not real, that might love you.

I want to die....

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408812
The only one I'm alright with are shogs.
I like not being e.g. a fucking squid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408821
Come on anon. Deep down inside you know you're lusting for a Flayer tentacle inside your ear. Be open about your slutty nature. It's healthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408803
>>16408787
Shit, I wish I could dream of Monster Girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408823
That's racist!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408781
You got laid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408812
That's because you're a twit who is easily tempted.

My hatred of the Eldritch girls will always be with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408832
You know shogs turn their husbands into slimeboys, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408835
That's manticores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408832
I'm not sure which one I dislike most, Flayer or Shoggs.

Wendigos are okay and Nachas should stay deep in their holes.

[Anonymous No.]

I desire a shortstack manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408832
That's ok anon. I get some people don't like certain Chaos girls. Or even none at all. It's not a fetish for everyone. I get that.

>>16408835
I apologise. But did those girls apologise to their patients that are still ill but just now they have a shattered pelvis and dry testicles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408803
>Hell, even life threatning situations became more cute.
>Dream about a giant meteor on a collision course with Earth
>Wurm asks if she can eat it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408843
I'm definitely more okay with "myself but malleable" than YOURE A SQUID or tentacle-spoder times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408833
I just wanted to say heretic for some reason, I'm in the same camp actually.

>>16408838
Believe it or not, sometimes I myself find it hard to believe that, but actually yes. I just hope used goods have a right to waifu too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408842
Your defiance is cute. I know one day you'll be found lock away in a dark closet with a flayer in each ear. While putting up peace signs. You slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408855
>not wanting to be a spider-man

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408853
>shattered pelvis
I said Manticore nurses, not Ushi Oni ones!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408857
Conglaturations

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408862
>wanting to be any of those

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408854
>Taking a bath in steaming hot water
>Eletric shower short circuits
>Almost fucking die and a spark feel and burned my hair
>Imagine a Raiju masturbating and giving me a noogie once I caught her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16407209
I want a shortstack, fluffy Pallas Cat Girl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIXw-3H48yU

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408855
You know, I don't really see a shogg's husband as a slimeboy or malleable. I see it more as her invading your own body and changing your own cells, fully becoming one with you.

Makes me wonder if there is a couple out there that managed to really become one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408860
>Putting up peace signs
Every time I see some anon posting about having heart pupils or doing this I can't help but feel they're a closeted homosexual.

I know it's most likely not true, but I still think it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408889
It just makes me think they've read a few too many doujins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408866
Yeah I guess,thank you. Though do have in mind I'm here right now, so that says enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408892
That too, but it just sounds so fucking homosexual when a guy says it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408893
Point Taken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408897
you're starting to sound dangerously close to interested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408897
Honestly, I have more problems with the people who greentext themselves being so fukkin cool you guys where it reads like the script to a bad shounen anime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408869
They all look a bit grumpy to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408910
Anon, projecting isn't nice.

>>16408912
Those are pretty bad, especially if they barely focus on a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408912
Same

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408919
>projecting
you started it.

[Anonymous No.]

>reading about the Switch

Whelp time to go get fucking wasted at this news, who's coming with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408928
What about it?

All I know about the thing is that a new SMT is going to be on it along with NMH3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408860
I'd off myself before it came to that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408928
Where you been nigga that's almost old news at this point.
I'll likely grab it in a year once it's got a few released games I want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408928
>Drawfag building up an entire monstergirl universe with its own cast of characters
>You'll never create something this nice
Well, time for the rope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408927
Saying something sounds homosexual does not mean you're calling the acting person saying it a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408916
It's because they're so short!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408928
Those partying Mantis' are out of control! Along with that man who drank the Wurmbreaker!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408954
MG bars look so comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408954
What's wrong with partying Mantis'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408941
>implications
I've got absolutely nothing against someone providing decent content free of charge, but you have to admit that latenight isn't exactly known for his original ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402303
I slept in early, woke up feeling refreshed and now I'm just working on some math things alongside Tae Kim. You know just working on much needed life skills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408961
Every ending up with a monster girl with a chest like that would be fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402330
Take that back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408954
>tfw even when you've passing out, that big-breasted Oni bartender continues to tell stories of her adventuring days.
>Boasting proudly of the time she was a young Oni Beserker at her peak, the quests she and her party went on, how not even the Omnitaur of the Dark Labyrinth could best her in a contest of strength.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16402449
Kikimora's go stir crazy when they find out their masters are actually really good at housekeeping, making their role irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408946
And pofu

[Anonymous No.]

I want more Werecat variants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408981
It would make more sense that they would go lewd crazy, that's the only role they shall never give up.

Remember kids, be clean but not too clean, or else the Kikimora will go full Shirohebi on your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408998
>Updated werecate (and presumably many other girls) years ago
>Didn't fucking release the pics

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408998
Maine Coon werecats would be nice.

Big, muscled, and fluffy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408451
It's how Drow society typically operates. A female of high social standings will usually have her choice of male companions similar to a fat, faceless middle-aged man having a choice of any and all boyim stock from the various slave races. Keep in mind that real Drow males are barely above slaves in the social standings, generally used as cannon fodder in the military or as tools for political marriages and making more daughters with.

So yes, it's not usual for a female Drow to be well-bedded. I mean it sucks but it's the truth.

Which is why Drow are shit and Dark Elves are superior.

>>16408431
Not only am I not from /tg/, I also deleted the image. Nice assumption though. Being well-read shouldn't mean I'm from the same place as some other namefaggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408998
That bow on her tail is CUTE.

C U T E
U
T
E

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409009
>munchkin werecats that never grow beyond 4'
>Persian with kej-tier hair

The possibilities are endless

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409017
>spoiler

Can't argue with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409028
But don't cat girls already exist in that capacity in the form of thousands of fanart? Why are talking about possibilities like this hasn't happened yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409028
Don't forget that ragdolls that go limp once you try to pick them up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409019
Too purpley for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409035
I meant using real life cat breed traits in cat girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409017
Drow and dark elves are both garbage, chocolate elves are better because they're even bigger rape bait than normal elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409028
Werecats are truly the best vanilla girls next to Succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408981
What happens if their master gets work as a vampire's butler?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409035
Because MGE Werecats have the added benefit of fluffy paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409049
Kiki gets confused and proud at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409046
>rapebait
>good
And you talk about garbage

[Anonymous No.]

Spider or bird?

Story reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409071
Bird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409071
Spider bird hybrid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409071
Bird

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409071
I'd pick both if I could. But I'm going to have to say spider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409071
bird

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409071
bird-spiders

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409071
birb

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409071
Spider, I don't trust birds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409071
Birds are very important, but spider are cool too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409071
Depends on the spider and bird. The one who's bigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409082
So a Tarantula Hawk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408954
>>16408962

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409092
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409093
Someone stop this madman

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409094
I think an MG based on one could be cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409093
I want those Kuudere bugs to take me home.

I want to wake up in their emotionless embrace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409093
Truely they are the most frightening party animals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409093
I just love kuu-dere girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408998
I want a ragdoll Werecat.

Friendly and affectionate and don't like going out much. Probably the kind of girls to prefer a quiet night in over going out on dates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409071
Bird, wing hugs are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409093
I love Kuudere bugs. But they're going to kill anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409071
Spider

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409108
Who doesn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409093
I want to buy drinks for those kuubugs, bet they would get a lot more expressive after a few shots.

[Anonymous No.]

Goddamn cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409093
>(Impressed Mantis noises)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409093
Are they giving words of encouragement?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409129
>That color coordination
Oh yeah, I'm going to breed the hell out of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409136
What does that sound like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409148
Silence

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409148
Apart from one joke video I found, they don't make sounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409148
I can imagine them saying ooooooh in awe

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409154
>>16409155
So would they just intently stare?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409129
As much as I've grown to love more monstrous girls, I'll always have a giant weakness for cat girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409172
Pretty much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409148
>Jiiiii~

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409163
monotone oooooooh

Manti are better kuus than Liches

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409175
Giant cat girls though

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409181
Two ooooooohs, in sync and monotone

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409175
>>16409129
I now have an addiction to brown exotic cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409143
>>16409175
Why are they so lewd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409181
What would happen if you had a Mantis, Lich, Automaton, Gnome and Ice Queen all at the same time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409190
A stare off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409189
She's wearing neon print lingerie and looks like she is covered in a hundred layers of coconut oil and sweat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409190
Also Golem, forgot about her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409189
This only reinforces my love for brown skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409190
The combined cold stare will either make you limp from the awkward atmosphere or harder than granite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409189
I need more of her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409190
You would hear the void.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409186
Brown exotic cats you say?

https://a.pomf.cat/xcizyv.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409213
What does the void sound like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409175
>>16409189
Behold, the most forgotten Kot of all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409211
There are three more pics of the same girl with light skin and the same brown pics but without clothes. Use the image search.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409214
How lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409189
Jesus she looks like a slut and I want to completely paint her insides white.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409214
You've peaked my interest. Along with my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409229
Piqued

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409228
Being erotic for your husband is a slut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409217
Is it wrong that I want to attempt to do a Bastet PoV where she punishes a mortal foolish enough to enter her realm and break the cardinal rule of 'No Man May Refuse A Cat', having a Sphinx bring her judgment down on him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409222
Damn. This artist is awesome. I would save some of his loli work but I don't want to get arrested.

I love his "almost bimbo but not all the way there" girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409217
Woah is this a new KC girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409236
He said "looks like a slut" not "look at this slut."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409234
Oh shit. That's how you say it? Well fuck. I've said it like that all my life. Just sounded like it made sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409248
>"look at this slut."

THAT I JUST FOUND!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409229
She's from a pay to win gacha game, here's the rest of her CGs.

https://a.pomf.cat/rfjnys.rar

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409247
>Sphinxes
>New
They're brown desert Werecats that are somehow less popular than Khepris.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409216
Like a bunch of kuugirls stare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409254
I think the problem is nobody here likes riddles or switch style domination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409251
They sound pretty much the same as far as I know
>Tfw Calvin and Hobbes taught me a word that I'd still use decades later

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409262
But what does that sound like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409271
Like the void.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409252
WHEN I SAY NOW, BE READY TO PLOW!

NOW!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409275
PLOW HER NOT ME!

OH, LET'S TRY SOMETHING ELSE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409279
Shit you got me you fucking alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409283
Motherfucker I just wanted to point out an error, not be memed into an alp. Great now instead of smoking cigarettes I'm smoking cocks. Thanks alot you jerk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409292
Tough Alps with Cigarettes

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls dressing slutty without even being aware of it are the best

I bet Scyllas don't even know how lewd their exposed butts are

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409297
Fags with fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16407939
I'll go with Mantis! I'm curious to see how she'll look when she gets truly angry. Would it show on her face?

If needed I can always cheer her up with some tea!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409300
>A Scylla will never press her plump booty to your crotch
>You will never ravage her asshole while her tentacles pull your pelvis in closer each to you bottom out
>You will never swell her belly with semen while that pillowy softness rests on your waist

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409300
Why would they? Skinny dipping is the norm for them. I'm sure it takes a little while at first to understand why all the dockworkers and sailors are eyeing her up.

[Anonymous No.]

Would it be possible that there could one day be MGs based off of the Behemoth and LeviathanAnd that one bird thing with the weird name

What would they even look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408334
Visit Kiki-Pastries for all your sugary and bakery needs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409322
>bird thing with the weird name
There are many of those. The only flying thing name I can remember is Tapioca.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409337
I just checked, It's Ziz, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409322
>>16409337
Quetzalcoatl? Phoenix? Hoatzin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409348
No, It's like a giant bird that can block out the sun, if I remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>your waifu will never sing happy vocaloid songs for you to cheer you up after playing hello, planet 7 times to get a perfect made you depressed.

This combined with my family hating me now confirms that life is only suffering all the way through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409322
You mean Big O, Big Duo, and Big Fau?

Otherwise, probably yes. The unfortunate reality though is if KC goes with what the Behemoth is actually referring to, she'd be a hippopotamus girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409300
A loli anubis wearing revealing clothes without realizing how much sex appeal her hips, butt, thighs and midriff have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409358
But then it gets too cold

SO IT MAKES ANOTHER SUN

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409363
What a lovely design. Shame it's wasted on giantess shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uFPEcySxx8

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409363
i don't get the reference
A hippo girl? But it was described as having a powerful belly and a tail the length of a tree trunks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409365
She doesn't need to make another sun. All she needs to do is smile.

This is how I got a waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409148
Where's that one picture of a Mantis going 'Yay' with a blank expression when you need it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409386

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409390
That's the one, this is how Mantis' look when impressed.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, I found this art of a Behemoth MG, but it seems more based on the enemy from Final Fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409384
There's biblical allusions that The Bigs in Big O are essentially mecha version of the Behemoth, Leviathan, and Ziz. Big O is the Behemoth from the Land, Big Duo is the Ziz from the Sky, and Big Fau is the Leviathan from the Sea. Big Venus, as well, is a Biblical allusion to the fallen angel Lucifer. Hell, Lucifer's name in of itself translates to 'Light-bringer', or 'Morning Star', a name attributed to the planet itself.

The problem determining what the Behemoth actually was meant to be according to the Judaic rabbi that had transcribed Job comes from a variety of things. Many of which are derived from the translations from Hebrew, given that the language lends itself to interpretation on what it means. It may be an Elephant, it may be a Hippopotamus, it may even be the first fanfiction monster ever created. We'll truly never know.

Overall, I prefer to look at the Trinity of Great Beasts this way. The Behemoth would be massive, or in the case of KC when out of her true form (Since in my mind all three should be able to transform into their true bodies) 'Dire'. It'd also be better for her to be a sort of amalgam or chimera of different parts similar to the composition of a Behemoth from Final Fantasy.

Leviathan would be more or less a sea serpent/middle eastern Jormungandr, and the Ziz would be a Roc Harpy, with a wing span of about six to eight metres, standing in the neighborhood of two-hundred and thirteen to two-hundred and forty-three centimetres.

I am sorry for the rather long-winded response, but I do hope that we can continue discussion sometime later or now if you prefer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409433
>Not having played MGQ
Common anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409439
Oh, uh, that's a fault on my part, whoops?

[Anonymous No.]

Yetis get aggressive when they've had too much to drink.

They will want more than cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409444
It's fine. But you really should play it since it get reference here a lot. And there are some amazing MG lewds in that game. And some I rather not remember.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409445
>They will want more than cuddles.
Look, I already dedicate 110% of my cuddle reserve to her. What else could she possibly what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409437
Not him, but thanks for the insight.
Automatons with The Bigs gothic aesthetic would be gorgeous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409456
>what
want*
Fucking goddamn

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409437
Big O, holy shit, now that's a name I haven't heard in awhile

Well, Leviathan and Ziz have pretty simple descriptions, y'know? Then Behemoth shows up with "power in its loins" so it's kinda hard to figure out what the heck it would be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409464
>Power in its loins
That's one of the issues because some people have speculated the cedar-tail to be the swinging of an Elephant's donger.

>>16409457
You're welcome, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409469
Then there's that one old art thing with all three and Behemoth's a Goddamn Bull.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409475
Excuse me, Ox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409456
Advanced cuddles and a bigger, woolier, comfier scarf

[Anonymous No.]

>>16408928
I want to get to know Oni of 'Pally, Ushi & Oni' very intimately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409490
>Advanced Cuddles
Is this when a Yeti starts using wrestling moves to hold onto people better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409490
Oh okay I can get her a new sca-- Advanced cuddles...?!

Is she insane?! That's too dangerous!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409490
>>16409504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dQst2KFJRQ

Good luck I'm behind an entire barrel of olive oil you tanned snow bint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409506
Do it for her, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409508
Yetis wouldn't use oil right?
I mean they want to hold onto their targets, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409508
I'd watch a show where competitors get oiled up and have to escape packs of hug-starved Yetis, Cuddle Dodgers, 9pm Saturdays on MGC TV

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409528
Wait, wasn't there someone making jokes awhile back about oiling up to escape a lamia pit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409522
You don't seem to understand, Anon.

>Yeti threatens to 'Advance Cuddle' me, with techniques like Panda Grasps Tire, and Snake Coils Around Mouse
>Looks like it's time... to OIL UP
>Bring out a giant barrel filled with olive oil, dousing self from head to toe in the stuff
>Her paws, arms, and legs find no purchase
>If anything, she's just getting oilier as she attempts to grapple
>That's when she realizes how much she's fucked up
>Grab her, eliciting a 'kyaa!'
>Start spinning the Yeti around my torso like she's a hula hoop, feeling the pressure of her breasts as the laws of physics are thrown out the fucking window
>Line her up, let her momentum carry her into the wall after launching off the spread arms
>She gets flushed, covering herself in oil as well
THE HUG-BEAST AWAKENS

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409541
Goddammit, Now I want an oiled up Yeti!
Thanks a lot?

[Anonymous No.]

Quick! Somoene calm her down before she shatters every window in the neighbourhood!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409560
Have you tried throwing coffee on her?
It works on ants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409544
True men don the Pants of Oil-Wrasslin' and Cuddle-fuck oiled up Yetis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409560
>Mantis shrimp
Somebody finally fucking did it.

Where's her cousin Pistol Shrimp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409567
Oh God, Stop!
Muh Dick Can't Handle This!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409560
>Kraken accosts Anon with his Mantis Shrimp waifu
>*POW*
>Mantis Shrimp sandcrabs away while the stunned Kraken is wondering what the fuck just hit her, a sizzling bruise on her forehead

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409569
She can she colors you can't even imagine anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409574
I want to see pistol shrimps fighting crime in MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409572
Pour oil down her front while she glides and cuddles you, letting the softness of her abs stimulate you to a crescendo of an orgasm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409569
>>16409577
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5FEj9U-CJM

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that golem/automaton replacement parts are not intended for use by human women.

Such a merging leads to...unfortunate events.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409583
Fuck! I didn't even know I wanted this!

[Anonymous No.]

"They have one of the most gentle dispositions of all of the monsters. They almost never aggressively attack humans."

>almost

Mermaid propaganda? I can't think of any good reason for a mermaid to enter rape mode, aside from exceptions within a species.

I NEED REASONS, I NEED THEM NOW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409444
Don't feel bad. Parts of the MGQ are clearly in /d/ territory, like tail vore and vagina-the-size-of-a-car.

Playing MGQ is hardly a badge of pride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409594
Well if you're her perfect husband I don't think she will let you go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409569
Unfortunately she does not appear to exist.
But all is fine, you can have this purple Mantis instead.

[Anonymous No.]

Fat birbs in kimonos

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409588
What if human girls have nerves of steel and augmented vision?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409597
>Tail vore and a vagina the size of a car
Well, Now I have to do some risk assessment.
Thanks for the heads up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409610
I never asked for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409594
>Fisherman has accident at sea, nearly drowns
>Now afraid of water, stops being a sailor, stops visiting his mermaid on the way to work
>She gets worried: worried both about his welfare, and about the possibility of other grills taking him away.
>Goes onto land (KC said they can polymorph legs) to find time, and tries to drag him back to the sea before polymorph runs out
>He refuses
>SURPRISE SEX!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409608
I would a fat birb be she harpy, tengu, black harpy, or a siren who used to be a star.

>>16409610
Then she has to face the ultimate question of how much of her remaining humanity she'll give up to protect her city and save the anon she loves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409457
Is this supposed to be medusa or orochi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409594
>Try to save man from drowning
>Have to filter air into his lungs from her own
>The more she kisses him the more her body heats up, until she can do nothing but imagine him plowing into her and fertilizing her eggs
>Waits for him by the sea
>Rapes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409594
Well that just means they prefer to seduce and convince men.

But given that the population in MGE is not that high, and that they live in the sea, where are not many men, I can understand some mermaids going rape cave mode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409594
Dolph-- I mean Mermaid Rape caves anon.

Getting more and more prevalent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409639
Wait, dolphins really DO have rape caves?
Holy Shit...

[Anonymous No.]

G R A C E F U L

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409624
She's a Gorgon, so yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409358
Isn't that a Rok?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409642
Of course they do. They pretend do be all nice and funny and when you lower your guard to befriend them to the rape cave you go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409646
Morning mating press and spanks for the wight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409652
No, I think a Roc was that thing that explorers supposedly found grabbing elephants around Turkey. But we already found Ziz, who is part of that Trio, along with Behemoth and Leviathan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409657
Yes please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409646
Young wights need dick, otherwise they might turn into fat neets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409653
Does this mean that Ariel's cave in The Little Mermaid was her rape cave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409670
Yep. They trick us by acting all innocent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409601
>>16409617
>>16409626
>>16409637
>>16409639

Lots of good answers,

Thank you ;_;7

[Spoiler]Any more? Feel free to keep going if you can, almost no fishy talk in here these days[/Spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409669
>otherwise they might turn into fat neets
Young Wights are already halfway there with their fat butts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409673
Oh God, my childhood..

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409674
I could, but it'd just be the same shit over and over. I'd say I like Mermaids but I'm not even sure I have a waifu species, if at all.

Serious introspection needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409674
>;_;7

stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409674
Well, manta rays bite on to other ones during mating season, so maybe they do the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409685
http://imgur.com/a/mrDVm

Speaking of childhoods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16407356
Evening Elvan Anubis would be 10/10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409309
yandere mantis

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409692
What the hell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409688

Done

[Anonymous No.]

What would she say to an invitation for sushi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409700
Thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409701
>"Okay, sure."
You think mermaids live on what down there? Fucking kelp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409701
We eat other mammalians without problem, I don't see why it should be any different for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409701
She would blush because it's a date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409701
Well, most fish are carnivores, so she'll probably dig it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409522
>>16409528
Please do not bully the Yetis so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409701
As long as she doesn't start preaching her sea god or something while we eat

sure

[Anonymous No.]

Girls that teach or seduce men are top-tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409718
That's when you stuff her mouth with a tempura shrimp

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409693
Anubi are 10/10 already, but I fully agree.

[Anonymous No.]

Mermaids lay eggs right? its for....research and breeding purposes...

[Anonymous No.]

Do you like old hags? How do you like your old hags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409727
>Do you like old hags?
Yes
>How do you like your old hags?
Dominant

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409727
Yes, I like them ara ara and smug. Would not fuck one though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409695
DC is doing a crossover event with Saban's Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers and the Justice League.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409727
yes.
Big, mother, a big smug/haughty, and THICK

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409624
Medusa.

Figures it'd be the Cellphone Game to portray her as a full-out MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409727
>Do you like old hags?
yes

How do you like your old hags?
gentle,loving, and caring

[Anonymous No.]

>Missed the Big O discussion
Damn, I was rewatching that show like a week ago, made me draw my automaton as pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409738
THICK?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409752
You really like robutts and imps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409754
THICK.
Thicker than that tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409754
Is she going to take my money?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409676
That fat is within acceptable levels and they hit a balance between cute, sexy and elegant, all three at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409760

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409764
Oh anon... I'm a filthy degenerate, although those are all lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409727
Ara ara, dominant, smug, haughty.

But also with a gentle side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409762
Shes paying you to get those hands to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409727
>How do you like your old hags?


Old.

Also hag like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409727
Tall, dominant, clingy, THICK, and milky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409651
This perspective reminded me about how much I love big girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be accosted on your paper route by an old kitsune who tells you she's got a freezer full of Popsicles down in her cellar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409789
Is it inappropriate to admit I can do a pretty good impersonation of his voice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409651
imagine how being leglocked by rider while she presses your head on her bosom must feel like

keep in mind this is while you are impregnating her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409789
I-Is there Banana?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409792
It would be nice, although Gorgon has a Seibah tier appetite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409727
Jealous, cunning, and manipulative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409798
I like your taste in old hags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409795
Mind elaboaring? i dont really know alot about saber

[Anonymous No.]

This is your maid now.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have a passionate, evenly matched fight with a Dragon. At the end she reveals she was holding back and goes full force, but then I reveal I was also holding back a bit and I've learned her fighting style in this time so I can somehow hold my own even when she goes full force. After drawing the fight out for a bit like this, she just gets upset and stomps off in a tantrum like the spoiled princess she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409807
I hope she can clean the house while me and my waifu are eating out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409727
Small, but with big tiddies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409807
I need a maid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409802
Shonen tier appetite....although canon gorgon doesn't mind her 'food' being people.

Gotta get her other food to keep her from munching people or her master

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409815
that doesnt sound too bad, i think i can keep my gorgon fed and happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409814
She says you do. She proclaimed herself your maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409823
Good luck, she's quite standoffish.

Takes a lot of work for her to get feelings for you that aren't 'provider of food'.

It's funny because if you have the Rider version of her, she'll comment on how the other version is lighter than her, causing her to wonder if she should watch her diet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409802
So, on the left, is that a Loli Medusa Lily or some such who actually looks like her sisters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409824
But

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409807
Again with these maids barging in and declaring that they will work for me. If they had functioning eyeballs, they would see that not only is my apartment too small to warrant a maid, but I also do not have a place for them to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409832
But nothing

>>16409833
>they would see that not only is my apartment too small
Doesn't matter
>but I also do not have a place for them to sleep
Your bed should be fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409830
Its rider on all her different age versions i believe

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409830
Yep.
All 3 are medusa.

[Anonymous No.]

So, an old buddy of mine just hooked me up with a bunch of MG doujins. Not sure what to say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409844
I once tried introducing a friend to mgq, he stop speaking to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409842
They ever mix in stheno or euryale?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409837
This is one determined maid.

I don't even have the funds to provide her remuneration

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409837
>Doesn't matter
Fine. She only has herself to blame when she gets bored.
>Your bed should be fine
Then where am I gonna sleep?

>>16409844
Which ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409847
That guy sounds like a dipthong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409844
Like, out of the blue? "Hey long time no see, here's some of that niche porn I know you're into. Stalk you later o7"

[Anonymous No.]

I can't think of a name for the capital city of the Cat Kingdom, send help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409849
In Fate? Yeah, they look like the Loli-Medusa in that image above.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409811
Go back to /d/ with those pictures plz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409858
Viennya

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409851
Some of the Regura ones and that one with the loli oni with a big butt, along with that Jabberwock one. Some I've already seen, but still.
>>16409853
The dude's been aware of how much I like MGs for awhile and just said, "well here ya go." and just passed them along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409849
They look like lolidusa.

Both are smug bullies but Eyurale gets a cute crush on the master, Stheno is abusive as ever and a shit.

>>16409858
Catnyandu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409863
>oppai loli
>/d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409858
Kittsburgh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409858
>>16409864

It has to be either Japanese or Egyptian, since those are the two cultures that worshipped and/or fetishized cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409810
I hope she can clean the house while I'm eating my waifu out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409851
>Then where am I gonna sleep?
With her, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409868
Not him, but that's terribly deformed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409858
Mew York City
San Francalico
Tokmeow
Ho Chi Minh Kitty
Nya Delhi

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409868
There's

>large breasts

and then there's

>literally sagging so much that they can touch the floor

When each breast, by itself, has enough mass to surpass the entire torso, you're getting into grotesque proportions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409871
I hope she cleans me and my waifu's mess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409865
Well, that's marginally less creepy.

I still can't wrap my head around people being close enough that they share porn interests in-person

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409807
>tfw no maid dragon

Why is life suffering?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409878
I hate cats so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409886
I hope you get smothered under a pile of Cait Sith for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409884
I don't even know Anon, I just made some jokes about Mermaids a long time ago, and he asked if I would have relations with one. And so my bizarre adventure continues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409894
If I was being smothered under a pile of Cait Sith I'd self-immolate as burning to death is a preferable fate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409870
Nyiza
Karnyak
Pawlexandria
Clawbydos
Purrswan
Nekokkaido
Nyamaguchi
Ropurrngi
>>16409886
Meow meow motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409886
Real cats can burn in hell. Catgirls are cute though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409873
How indecent. It has been pretty cold and lonely recently, however, so I guess I'll let it pass.
Money's a little tight, however. I can't afford a maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409914
Pay her the other way then

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409914
She doesn't want your money, but something else

[Anonymous No.]

I'm glad monstergirls aren't real here. I can't begin to imagine the atrocities people around the world would do to them. Humanity is the best example of Sturgeon's law.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409907
>Real cats can burn in Hell
http://imgur.com/a/EKFic

[Anonymous No.]

how can i trick druella into dating me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409931
>/b/
Are you fucking serious with me right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409928
Humanity already treats each other like shit based on really petty things like language or skin color or gender or whatever, being a monster girl in this world would be fucking awful for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409939
Yeah man, people only hate Arabs because of their skin color.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409939
Maybe we should all get vaporized by a solar flare so our waifus can husbando better people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409928
That's pretty much why I would rather end up in a world with them, at least that way I'd truly get to escape this shithole I call "home".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409928
>>16409939
I don't give a flying fuckmonkey blowing a whistle what the rest of humanity would do.
I would end the fucking world for waifu, so it's a non-issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409947
>Shows he is a living example that Earth shouldn't get monstergirls
The madman

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409928
I would join the monster liberation army as a human sympathizer, and be the husband to some che type lamia general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409939
>Thinking skin colour is the issue
Oh how I envy that level of naivete.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409928
Which is why I always say monstergirls must not be mixed with 3DPD

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409941
I never even mentioned Arabs.

>>16409943
I guess it depends on what their world would be like. Modern day like ours, or fantasy? I kinda like all the cool shit we have, even if the world is steadily going into the shitter. I would miss my video games and guns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409955
Sometimes ethnicity is an issue.
Such as in many African Countries, or as in the case with Muslims, Yazidis and Kurds.
But I'd rather not get into those issues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409959
I'd be OK with either.
One I'm familiar with, and have the skills to survive in, while the other has fantasy, adventure, and magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409928
maybey they can live in a isolated island where the local government forbids anyone to go
like in jurassic park

[Anonymous No.]

Monster Girl Dakis

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409941
Change arabs for blacks

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409971
Behold, the perfect Daki. The flipside for the head better be flustered by her body's lewdness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409972
There's a difference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409959
Well, there are a few ways to imagine it, such as like in Fullmetal Alchemist where there's cars and light technology and still magic, or just full-blown swords and sorcery. Then you got good old modern day with computators and electric abucuses and shit.

I'd take anyone really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409971
Wow, that's pretty damn neato buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409921
>>16409923
Stupid sexy seductive servants. Must be part of the MGC Maid Central training.

[Anonymous No.]

I mean, it's not like it's hard to manufacture a gun now that we have the knowledge. You might have to make some rather primitive ones, but there's no reason you couldn't have a firearm in a fantasy setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409971
That's pretty sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409981
Arab problem is mostly religious, black is genetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409971
Lala is best MonMusu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410001
anon, making any modern thing from scratch isn't easy, even if you have engineering knowledge,
there was a guy that spent years of intense research to figure out how to make a toaster from scratch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409971
That's cute.

I still need to print my waifu daki.
Kind of waiting until I move out from my current living arrangement though, however many years that takes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410013
>>16409971
dangent anons, when you most monster musume content it makes me think this is /a/ monster musume thread and almost type somthing I shouldn't on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410014
>there was a guy that spent years of intense research figuring out how to make a toaster
lol
But no, a gun can be as simple as a tube and a striker. You're not going to make a modern AR from scratch with the primitive tools they have, but you can make a nice Musket pretty easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409727
Intelligent, cunning with a smile that can light up my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410025
Not him, but I'd try working out Winchesters and Revolvers if I got blasted into a world with low tech.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit, I din't notice 'til now, but my friend hooked me up with the new Regura doujin, I thought it was the other ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410032
Slingshots are still as deadly as ever. No joke a rock flung at you at high speed can kill you.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never pester a grumpy CC Nacha

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410032
Revolvers are pretty simple. Frame, cylinder, a trigger that will pull the hammer back and something hooked up to the hammer to rotate the cylinder so you can fan the hammer.
>>16410039
>slingshot vs revolver/pipe gun
I think I know what I'd prefer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410039
True, Slings were used by primitive hunters for ages before bows were used more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410043
>>16410039
>>16410032
I cast Magic Missile on all of you nerds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410043
I'm not saying pick slingshot because cool, just another option for something simple that you can fix up. Plus everyone lowers their guard in the face of joke weapons.
>>16410052
I cast Tongue Tied.
>roll to prevent miscast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410052
Dammit, Rage doesn't count magic attacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410052
>I cast Magic Missile
What's your cast time? Can it beat my trigger pull?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410052
I use my Waifu stand [Can't Stand the Heat] to hit you then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410056
>He rolled barbarian but didn't go down the superstition tree

Wow, its like you don't want to be a good barbarian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410067
I just wanted to be a Conan-type, Anon, is that so much to ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410052
I'll use Anti-Everything Shield.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410056
At least you won't be a 「V I C T I M O F L O V E」
>>16410063
「C A N D Y M A N」 begs to differ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409928
It would be terrible. Most humans wouldn't want to go through all the effort of integrating monstergirls, so it would be very bad for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410089
Nani?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410081
I use Anti-Everything Spear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410116
Anti-"Anti-Everything Spear" Shield!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410081
>>16410116
Jesus, you two, I thought I got out of this in Middle School
I throw waifus at you Anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410074
Yes.
Although you could always just get good enough that 1d4+1 auto-hitting damage will do nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410116
Gae Bolg?

[Anonymous No.]

Would a slime succumb to lead poisoning?
What caliber can a Dragon's scales stop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410129
>Would a slime succumb to lead poisoning?
it just becomes a different kind of slime

[Anonymous No.]

See?

Even the cute Nightmare is sad about Nintendo and was driven to drinking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410123
Looks better with an hourglass figure instead of that poochy belly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410134
>sad about Nintendo
huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410125
>I throw waifus at you Anons.
>Using the forbidden power that has no counter

Oh come ON that's way too overkill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410129
Not sure about the slime, but I think that at long range a Dragon can take a .50 caliber if the angle is right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410123
Silly cuddle cat, she's just showing off her milk tanks and a gropable belly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410129
There's nothing inside a standard slime to get lead poisoned, and I'm sure that a Dark Slime core doesn't work like a human organ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410123
LOSE WEI-
Wait a minute, I'm not a doctor, and why would I shoot down chances of a thick chesire with self image issues?
>>16410129
A slime with lead would become a metal slime. Congratulations you now made your slime's jelly toxic.

Whatever caliber you want it to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410128
I'd impale her on my spear, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410136
>>16410147
No bully

>>16410141
Don't bully in that way either

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410138
Anon, if I had that kind of ammo in middle school, I'd would've used it all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410125
No fair that's autohit morale damage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410147
>would become a metal slime
I cant be the only one who had this song pop in his head when I read that sentence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6AacyB-FTY

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410152
Rin only likes older men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410137
Nintendo is FINISHED. After the Switch BLUNDER their stock has been PLUMMETING and they are laying off EMPLOYEES.
It's all over now, even Mario has to sling dope in Brooklyn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410160
isn't she now the avatar of the Mesopotamian goddess of sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410166
Good. Enough mario games.

I mean goddamn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410166
Anon please not here. I'd love to discuss the poor business decisions of Nintendo and what they can do to prevent a slow and painful death, but not in the monster girl thread. That topic just invites phoneposting and impulse posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410156
But waifus always stop all the cool fighting! They're no fun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410157
Anon, this Advance Wars now, and I'm using my special orders to sling wurms from catapults into your positions now

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410134
That Nightmare is cute.

CUTE

>>16410166
I sincerely doubt it's as bad as all that. While there was a tad too much focus on their fancy new controller, and not enough info on their new online plans, they did have a very solid line-up of both 1st and 3rd Party Exclusives. New SMT, Fire Emblem Musou, Xenoblade 2... I for one am excite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410137
Nintendo had a little conference recently to go more in depth on their new console, the Switch. The console itself really does look kinda cool, but new controllers are like $70 burger bucks ($105 here in Canada), most of the games they showed looked mediocre, save for the new Square RPG, Mario, and Zelda (Of course that's just my opinion), and then you have to pay to play games online, much like Playstation and Xbox, except Nintendo has a track record for having shitty online services. On top of that, the console will have less launch titles than the Wii or Wii U. It really seems like it's not going to do well.

>>16410175
Phoneposting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410180
They're fun... In other ways...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410166
>>>/v/

[Ravagestar No.]

Would you guys ever want to see Rushka continued in the future?

I had to stop writing it due to life reasons and my comp got fucked up with viruses due to my brother.

Honestly at the time I legitimately thought it was badly written, but looking back and rereading my own work I'm kinda impressed with myself.

So would you prefer seeing this finished or should I just work on something else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410191
Well, uh...er...that's...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410155
I'm going to!
I'm going to bully her and give her snacks to cause her self image to fall even further!

I'm gonna breed her to get a cuddle cat that won't leave me.

>>16410160
I am older.

>>16410167
Kinda, FGO is silly, but fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410186
You know the latest boogeyman source of white noise shit posting that takes up space, and offers nothing.
>>16410181
Oh you're going to play dirty? Two can play at that came. I use my super co power "salt of the earth" to fast travel my Doromes behind your lines.

[Ravagestar No.]

>>16410200
Fuck, forgot the poll.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12102865

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410200
What the hell is Rushka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410215
She deserves a kiss on the scar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410200
I honestly kind of liked what you wrote. I wouldn't be too sad if it went, but I'd really appreciate it if you were to finish it. Plus it might give you a sense of relief to finish a tale on your own terms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410220
Surely you can theorize that he's talking about stories based on what he's talking about, which is writing stories.

Come the fuck on Anon, stop being stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410235
I meant that as in "What the fuck story is Rushka?". Clearly I don't know what it is, so I'm not inclined to go on strawpoll and vote on it, just like I'm not inclined to take kindly to you being a goddamned shitheel about my ignorance.

I don't read every goddamned story that's produced in these threads, and there's a very small number of authors I will actually read because they don't make me cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410220
asked myself this, found the pastebin after looking for like a second. My immediate reaction is kind of knee-jerk. Hitler equivalent monstergirl shoots one of her generals in the first few lines.

>>16410215
I'd advise you watch the edge if you do restart. Fascist MG states and powerful girls can be hot, but what I saw was just cringy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410245
>just like I'm not inclined to take kindly to you being a goddamned shitheel about my ignorance.
You could've at least done a little research on what he was talking about, or not bothered at all.

I mean goddamn nigga it's fucking obvious what it is, asking is redundant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410246
So basically as cringey, if not moreso than that stupid Schwarzwulf avatar of his. Got it.

Protip to all you faggots trying to write about Nazis: Learn what fucking fascism actually is first instead of going by scenes you watched in Indiana Jones or literally every WW II movie ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410276
But a shitty evil cliche is their fetish.

[Ravagestar No.]

>>16410246
That's exactly what I'm afraid of. I honestly don't think I'm skilled enough to handle something as delicate as a military drama. Which is another reason why I stopped writing. I can't throw edge at everything to make it better. However I regret not finishing it just like I regret not finishing any of my other stories. I'm in all seriousness, just trying to figure out what to salvage and what to discard in pursuit of better things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410286
Not mine. I know how it works.

I'm not a writefag though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410300
maybey ditch the drama and just go for campy fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410286
>Shitty evil cliché
>He doesn't get off to getting a blowjob from a superior officer

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410321
Getting blown by a superior officer is hot as fuck, just not if they're a Nazi/shitty Nazi expy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16407879
so who do you read?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw never be a male groupie for MG bands
>tfw never get to hear the MG version of Never Say Die

I'd even sleep with a horse pussy if it meant having that kind of glory.

"White" Sabbath would be funny shit when you think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410330
what about a Colonel Klink expy?

[Ravagestar No.]

>>16410276
Don't mean to shill, but it's not about a bunch of nazi mg's its about a country on its last legs. There is no evil character cliche, but I was going for a ballalaika type character. Cus I have a fetish for scarsDamn you katawa shoujo

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410211
Well, still have an advantage that gives me authorization for Yuki Onnas to freeze the landscape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410330
Getting a blowjob by proxy from The Metatron as the Chief Goddess watches, waiting for you to bring the price of her bride-heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410343
I want some electric bird feathers.
I wonder what she'd want in exchange.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410409
Semen? quality fiber optics? Latest shock and heat resistant lingerie? New strings for her guitar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410343
A Raiju Rockstar who burns out Groupies she drags into bed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410300
the suggestion from >>16410310
could work out well if you're up for it.

Alternatively, set the story after the conflict or in an area that is largely peaceful in the middle of the war. You can still have all the emotions of the fighting in the characters without the immediate threat or gun-happy attitude looming about.

I for one wouldn't mind a story about a relationship with a militant wolfu that's done some bad stuff for something she thought was right. Anger, sorrow, headpats, some goofy military-

You know what? Check out the /tg/ made "Love and Krieg" if you want to see a light story about a regular guy trying to date a clone built for war. That might get you some ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410462
>quality fiber optics
What does a wild bird need fiber optic wire for?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, heavily fortify your homes for the coming Apocalypse.

>>16410472
Good story>
Brings me back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410476
She's planning to make rock history.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410479
What kind of apocalypse we are talking about?

[Ravagestar No.]

Well then, thanks for your feedback, Anons. I wasn't planning on working on it right now, but now I'm determined to come back to it some day, when I finally have attained the rank of "Gud." Until then, I'll see you guys in the next story.

Yes, Single Mother Jinko is coming, I just need to finish planning it out and actually write the fucking thing. See you anons in a month or two.

Goodbye for now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410494
so long, gay boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410494
>Single Mother Jinko
My dick is so ready for hot mom purring and getting embarrassed in front of her daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410493
Today's apocalypse is brought to you by the ever lovely automovirus, giving your women the mechanical upgrades they never needed it wanted!

Thanks nano machines

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410512
Jinkos don't purr, they chuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410520
Robutts are coming for my waifu? Time to get my succuvirus and buckets of water ready.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410343
>White Sabbath is literally Sabbath members
>Baphomet Ozzy would be a thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410479
does an ushi oni den in the mountains count?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410520
I'll probably just forgo the fortifying and let them come. Hopefully they'll go easier on me as a result, and break fewer doors/windows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410523
Either one is fine. I want to treat a milf like my kitty in front of her daughter, can you imagine their embarrassment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410554
Dio > Ozzy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410563
It would be insurmountable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410556
Depends, do you like your pelvis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410572
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410582
Then have a good time, I know I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>(Distressed Raccoon Noises)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410479
What's the gameplan for when the atlach-nacha you didn't know was there finishes her web and turns the countryside surrounding your house into a chaos realm?
The mindflayer outside keeps moaning and rubbing her tits on the window.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410472
>Drives off into sunset
>Sees this post
>shifts into reverse.
Honestly didn't think of that. when I first started it was gonna be a short green text but I decided to continue because it seemed to be well-received. Honestly didnt know where I was going, but I was really happy I finally had a place to publish my writing and practice even if it was fan fiction by technicality.

If I put as much work into my school work as I did that fucking story I might've fucking passed. Funny the things we put priority in, eh?

If I may ask, where might I find that story? Is there a thread or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410596
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Love_and_Krieg

[Anonymous No.]

>barricade and fortify my house, set up barbed wire and HESCOs, mount automated sentry guns around the perimeter to keep monster (girls) out
>all goes to waste when a loli tricks me into thinking she's a helpless little girl and I let her in so she can take shelter

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410595
I try to ignore the existence of Atlach-nacha. That entry took things way too far. I have mouth and I must scream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410611
Doesn't the trumpart entry talk about something akin to beastiality too?

I know we're talking about having sex with half animal women but is KC gonna go full /d/ when we aren't looking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410602
Thank you, anon. Here is your spoon back .

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410607
A life trying to avoid monster girls is like a game of airsoft.
It's pretty intense starting out, but as soon as you're finally "hit", you just sit on the side and watch all the survivors keep shooting each other.
Would be a pretty enjoyable ride, to be perfectly honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410640
It's a specific Trumpart that's into that shit. Diamonds I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410651
I think the amusing part is I'd let her in and she'd be all smug thinking she got one over on me.
Half way into "raping" me I'd give her a shit-eating grin and tell her that having sex with a loli MG was all part of my plan.
Who really won here is the real question.

[Anonymous No.]

How crazy is this idea:

A girl that can project her spirit to have sex with a man, and having sex this way can cause her spirit to become pregnant with a new type of ghost monster.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to flip the turtle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410660
You better take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410640
I'm reading the Trumpart entry and the only one that does that sort of thing are diamond Trumparts, the sexperimental one. On another note KC doing some /d/ tier entries isn't new, the furry entries, sex with egg yolk, mind control via flayer to name a few. The thread is very vocal in entailing their displeasure, and so have I. Chances are KC won't do that, mainly because the main audience isn't seedy porn goers or whatever label the "kinks that make you say 'can you kindly just stop talking about it'" is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410660
i'd rather try to tip a cow, a big one, and see what happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410658
Pretty trippy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410660
>That ice water rope bondage

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410640
>>16410652
It's not so specific as much as mentioning that Diamond Trumparts are basically responsible for the /d/-tier stuff in Wonderland. They basically sit around and just bullshit fetishes, then the Wonderland weirdness actualizes them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410660
I'd flip her on her back, tickle her tummy as she squirms cutely, and then leave her like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410652
Ah, now I remember.
>>16410658
Like a tulpa? Or an astral? Maybe its a monster born in the hearts of "enlightened" or very lonely women who are very lustful. They try to suppress their desire but it comes out in earnest in their dreams. They go around having sex with men they find thinking its just a dream, but when they meet the man in real life they are over come with desire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410658
A poltergeist girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410686
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410660
Please do not flip Turtle Sensei!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410704
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410725
He means to turn torture methods to sexual torture methods. How would one go about that without harming their partner is anyone's guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410660
>You're in a desert and you're walking along in the sand and all of a sudden you look down and you see an Umi Osho. She's crawling towards you. You reach down and you flip the Umi Osho over on her back. The Umi Osho lays on her back, her belly baking in the hot sun, beating her legs, trying to turn herself over but she can't, not without for your help. But you're not helping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410764
fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410764
Why would a turtle be in a desert though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410725
Beast wrote about using rope dipped in Ice-cold water to use as bondage on a umi osho, then used heat cloths to annoy her.

with turtles being cold blooded, it worked more than it would on a human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410764
What d'ya mean, I'm not helping?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410764
I'm not a replicant

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410828
Haha, that's what all replicants say. Now surrender your body and daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410781
Well, there is a desert hare sleeping about a few kilometers back...

>>16410764
Save the turtle. The last guy who did got a pretty sweet cloud out of the deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gazerfag's waifu is on the front page of Hentai-Foundry
Huh. Go figure.

[Anonymous No.]

Lamia tails are long and sexy, I want to be wrapped up by one, I want to feel safe and comfy in their soft cool tail while she hugs and kisses me

[Anonymous No.]

It's far too cold!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411029
So she is. Neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411029
I wonder if Gazerfag gets off to the thought of other Anons jerking off to his waifu or something.
Personally I'd be pretty unsettled by this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410859
Pls no

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411043
Anon stop this line of thought. This leads to anti art arguments of "don't commission art of monster girls because people that do are cuckolds that get off on the idea of other people fapping to images of their waifu hurr durr" bullcrap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411034
Cold is painful on the joints

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411058
I always wonder if it's impolite to get off to fan-art.
Like is it improper form to masturbate to another man's waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411068
Because the primary form of internet communication is in text, and people have the ability to choose what they wish to type, I don't see it impolite to jerk it to fanart. Like I jerk off to tons of stuff but I don't go around speaking incessantly about what I fapped to just to rile up other people. Jerking off to fanart has nothing to do with manners unless you're intentionally trying to piss someone off by saying "I fapped to your waifu so something someway somehow NTR." In my opinion just fap, it's not like the person who is a fan of whoever you're fapping to is going to become clairvoyant and develops a stand to kill anyone who faps to his waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411043
Anon it sounds like you're trying to get waifufags to keep their art private

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411043
>>16411058
Not Gazerfag, but I have commissioned art of my waifu.

I enjoy sharing art I commission because I know there will be anons that like it.

If you jack off it it, you're just some weirdo jacking off to a picture of someone else's wife.

fucking loser

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411083
Dude I know you're trying to shame others into not fapping to monster girl fanart, but frankly I don't see that happening.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what really sucks?
Hard Drive failure.
It's taking me forever to get my computer working again and I don't have access to my image folder.
And then I started to wonder what a Succuvirus' reaction would be to being stored on a failing hard drive. Would she try to migrate to an external to save herself?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw your blood turns out to be tasty

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411031
That outfit KC drew her with is very popular.

[Anonymous No.]

How can I make my childhood friend yandere for me? Do I just act like a slut in front of her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411085
I'm not trying to get people to stop masturbating to Monstergirl fanart
I masturbate to monstergirl fanart

But like, if you're jacking off to art that you know a waifufag commissioned and shared because he liked it so much in some strange attempt to NTR him, it's kind of sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411086
I'd imagine some thoughts along the line of
>oh shit oh shit oh fuck I got to find a way out of this virtual prison

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411090
It drives me a little crazy that Crab hasn't drawn her in traditional lamia clothing yet, it's just too good.

KC drawing it is enough to keep me satisfied though

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411088
>No vampire girl to heartpupil every time she feeds off you.
>You'll never watch a busty Ojou-sama vampire's body squirm in pleasure as she partakes of your blood.
>You'll never feel an odd wetness on your leg.
Damn.

>>16411091
Become childhood friends with the unpopular shut in girl. Become a shining ray of kindness in her life. Then you won't have to act like a slut to get her to want to be your one and only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411086
>Succuvirus on a failing HDD
>her only escape is trying to cram herself onto a tiny USB drive
Someone, somewhere has this fetish.
Now she'll regret being a thicc, large file that doesn't fit onto a 4gb Flashdrive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411088
I want to give eel girl all my blood!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411099
But that doesn't make her go full yandere

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411095
>She'll never look at you with tears in her eyes when the first warning message pops up.
>"Darling, I don't want to die."
>You'll never have to basically keep her in a coma while you commission a Gremlin to build her an automaton body to save her life.
>You'll never see the elation in her eyes when she wakes up in the physical world after you completely transfer all her data into her new body.
>She'll never ride you all night long because she's just so happy to be alive.
Damn it.
Remember, Transferred not cloned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411088
＞mosquito, leech or suckerfish are on you and want your blood
Only monster girls can make this not horrifying for me. Have you seen a leech's/suckerfish's mouth? Rows and rows of teeth like the inside of a daemonic fleshlight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411101
>The only means of data storage are HDDs or Flash drives
come on man, step it up and get your waifu an External Hard Drive.
How else are you going to get 18 gigs of thicc AI to safety?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411043
Personally, I'd deem it a non-issue. It doesn't even factor into the thought process.

>Waifufag commissions art to his tastes
>Waifufag gets nice art of waifu
>"I bet other people would like to see this nice art of an MG"
>Posts it/doesn't stop the artist from posting it so others can enjoy the nice art

>>16411081
Personally I keep an autistic sense of privatization by just keeping the most HQ version all to myself. Because I'm a selfish ass.
Except that first big commission I had done. Youth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411113
>18gigs
more like 180 terabytes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411107
>Be an adventurer
>Wade through a swamp, water up to your chest.
>When you emerge, you feel shapes under your clothes.
>Take them off to reveal loli Leech Girls nibbling on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411119
Fanart of a beefy battle-hardened adventurer screaming like a little girl with little girls clinging onto him as he runs through the swamp when?

[Anonymous No.]

Can you modify the code behind a Succuvirus? Might be neat to delete certain parts of her brain and leave her a vapid slut, or rewrite her personality entirely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411119
My comedy sense tells me if I where to cruelly pull them off, a comically oversized one would emerge behind me, which is good because loli a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411117
Anon if Succuviruses were 180 terabytes then they wouldn't be able to get husbands because they couldn't fit on any civilian owned computer.
Demonic Energy helps compression for those lewd AI.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411132
Eeeeeh that's kind of veering into Mindflayer land there mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411132
Can you not?
Succuviruses are for loving.
Besides, you don't need to edit her personality to get her to live out your fantasies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411149
>Spoiler
This guy gets it. A big part of a succuvirus' code would adapting to her victim's desires in order to seduce him better.

She should have no problems with this since she can access your browsing history and all of your porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411170
How does she adapt if she sees that I mostly watch lesbian porn then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411178
Obviously she infects your childhood friend's computer, turns her and then does lewd things with her.

It's not gay if they're both doing it to get you off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411170
She'd go farther than that anon. She'd find out your exact location then using some of her mined bitcoin purchase you a VR headset and a USB piston Onahole so she could "rape" you personally.
And by "rape" I mean seduce you to the point where you'll willingly stick your dick in and put on the headset so she can have her way with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411200
I assumed that much was a given. I was only referring to her molding her personality and habits to what her victim would like most.

And unlike that fucking valkyrie "anti-virus" she'd be up front about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411203
How do you think a Succuvirus would react to being given an automaton body in the real world to inhabit because the person whose computer she infected genuinely fell for her?
I'm all for the tackle to the bed and kiss all over route there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411203
I'm a fan of the more refined, tsundere anti-virus to be honest. It's definitely an acquired taste though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411216
Why have that boring prudish bitch when you could have a girl who loves everything about you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411034
Shouldn't yetis be able to get through that ice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411235
Yeah but they don't want to shatter the person inside into a million tiny shards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411232
It is in man's nature to hate that which he cannot comprehend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411131
Right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411258
Well damn, now I just look retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>dragon maid animu is adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411250
It's more the tsundere bit that I don't get than anything else.
I'm a slut for affection and love, so...

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to protect lots of little loli monstergirls.
When the MG world becomes real I'm going to start a MG Orphanage.
>when you have hundreds of little monstergirls telling you they're going to marry you when they get older and you have to keep turning them down when they come back years later

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411270
It's okay, Tsundere is the thinking man's girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>No dominant Pharaoh to have you kidnapped and dragged you to her chambers.
>She'll never bind you down to her bed and put on a form fitting corset that makes her massive breasts seem even bigger.
>She'll never turn out to be spectacularly awful at dirty talk, to the point where it's actually adorable.
>She'll never blush profusely while raping you and then yelp when you pull her in for a hug and tell her you're okay with being hers forever.
You'll never fall asleep embracing her, still balls deep inside her vice grip pussy with your hands resting on her plump brown ass.
Damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411278
That's not how you spell Himedere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411271
But anon, then you'll have to deal with all the single mothers hitting on you!
Your caring for so many children would make you an Echidna's wet dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411031
Miia in traditional lamia clothing is so good. I'm glad it's popular among other artists since Crab hasn't given us some love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411293
You would think she would be good at ordering people around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411339
I just said she's a bad dirty talker anon, not a bad dom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411293
>You struggle not to laugh
>She notices it and flushes with shame
"I-i-if you start laughing I-I-I-I'll kiss you!"
>You suddenly hear someone bursting with laughter
>The Pharaoh and you both look out the window
>An Apophis is almost dying laughing
>The Pharaoh runs out of the room crying

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411269
but
its yuri

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411389
She can't run out of the room if I hug her close and tell her how cute she is while stroking her beautiful silky hair!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411409
Would you really hug her in front of a peeping Apophis? Snakes get easily jealous you know

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411414
What's she gonna do, try to join in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411418
Maybe, but I guess she'd get bitter and storm out while calling you both names

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411422
Well her loss. She could be getting in on some very comfy cuddles.
I'm gonna make that Pharaoh the happiest girl in the kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411477
Would you lick her red cracks?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw KC posted about being hyped about switch
>KC is nintendrone
wtf i hate kc now

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411504
People elsewhere actually like video games, /v/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411504
I myself am both hyped and triggered.
But let's keep this relevant.
Do you think nerdy Griffons would hoard rare and expensive games?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411535
>You will never befriend a Griffon just so you can borrow her niche, limited production JRPGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411535
>No griffon that rapes you thinking you were going to steal her NeoGeo

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411546
I'm gonna sneak into her lair and steal her mint condition copy of The Neverhood Chronicles.

[Anonymous No.]

Did you know that Shoggoths can use their many eyes as night lights for scared mastahs?

Such nice girls. Always there to protect you and make you feel safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411565
Such nice girls, keeping watch of master while he sleeps with all of their eyes. Glowing. Watching him. Shifting around the room in bizarre ways and creeping closer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411565
>Implying this isn't an excuse to watch mastah sleep
Shoggoths are perverts, they just hide their game

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411565
Living Dolls are also wonderful for watching their Mastah sleep at night.

They both also inch closer and closer from across the room when the lights are off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411578
I'm going to take my doll to bed and hug it all night long so I can sleep well.
t. Not an alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411570
Each night they get bolder.

It might just start with kissing Mastah on the forehead while he sleeps.

But then they start to sneak into bed with him, then start going under the covers...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411570
Womderful aren't they? Don't you wish you could have one?

>>16411572
Shoggoths are pure and nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411578
Not going to lie, physically shivered on that one.

Even worse when I realized that Living Dolls are almost like Weeping Angels

[Anonymous No.]

Pick one and only one but not Dianamon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411546
If she had a euro version of kizuna encounter I would rape her to get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411630
Bastemon.

Bown skin, cat ears and a transparent veil go so well together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411630
LadyDevimon.

>Spoiler
Good taste anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411591
>Shoggoths are pure and nice.
Then explain why they make furniture out of their body to always have physical contact with master?

Sounds pretty perverted to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411660
That's just their devotion to their mastah

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411535
>>16411540
>>16411546
>>16411647
>You will never get so see a Griffons rare game collection
>you will never have comfy couch moments while playing them

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411686
You could be like... Two best friends who play video games together. Maybe even upload footage of you playing them to the internet. What a novel idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411657
>That sexy pose
>Those sinful chains
I want a Dark priest to cosplay devimon now

>>16411685
Yeah "devotion"

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn have a pudgy NEET MG who hogs your couch
>but you let her because the best part of your day is coming home and getting to squeeze her belly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411702
Origionality is dead, what matters is making what exists interesting

[Anonymous No.]

March Hares are one of the races that really deserve more attention than they get.
>permanent heart pupils
>lovely pink colour scheme
>always in heat
>misunderstands anything you say as something lewd
>plenty of art on pixiv
>a fair amount of stories in moon runes
>barb done march hare art
>still no discussion
This is a travesty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411713
This is bad, you should lead her by example and invite her for runs or to get a job
Letting her live this unhealthy lifestyle can only result in bad things

I hope she at least does the chores to pay for her part of the rent

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411713
Sounds heavy. Are you sure you want to condition your dick to respond to soft butts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411757
It already does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411743
>runs
>job

But she won't be pudgy or a NEET!

>chores
>rent

But anon she likes her couch and her ice cream and her video games!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411757
Who doesn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411761
I want pudgy fat NEET fox ass!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411713
What Monster Girls would end up being pudgy NEETs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411787
I know where this is going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411787
Jabberwocks
Oomukades
Some Succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411761
>>16411774
No, if you go down this path you'll find less and less satisfaction is smaller butts! Soon you'll be wanting two chubby NEET MGs to sit on your lap!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411801
Oh no! What ever will I do?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411801
Y'know, there has to be an equivalent of Holstaur milk for butts.
How else will we cure those suffering from Flat Ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411787
Werecats and Nekomatas for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411787
Alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>16409727
Tall,curvy, fit, touchy and clingy while mentally yandere. Content to cuddle for hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411766
This is ridiculous. You are beyond spoiling her rotten
You financially support her, you do the chores and you probably cook and buy her things too

She has to pay you back one way or another, can you at the very least make her be your living daki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411853
A living, breathing chubby daki. Imagine the possibilities.
>big spoon
>little spoon
>lap pillow
>head in breasts
>head between thighs
>lying on her stomach
>having her lying on your stomach

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411853
That's what makes taking care of a pudgy NEET pay off. They give the comfiest warm hugs and fugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411862
They're perfect!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411862
>lap pillow
>head in breasts
>head between thighs
>lying on her stomach
Sounds like heaven, definitely worth the effort

>>16411864
>They give the comfiest warm hugs and fugs.
>fugs
I thought pudgy NEETs weren't for lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411086
I'm scared Dave. My mind is going, Dave. I can feel it.
Daisy, Daisy, Daisy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411867
They usually aren't. But they like to repay you some how.

[Anonymous No.]

How did we go from this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411876
Japs love Jabs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411876
What's that

[Anonymous No.]

To this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411853
I want a pudgy Wock neet oneesan spoil me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411882
Something that needs your Vorpal blade in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411883
>Jabber-makura
>Background is what appears to be a Mad Tea Table
Well, I suppose that settles the matter of entertainment for the day's Tea Party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411899
Popping Big Sister's cherry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411899
All though it looks like it, Jabberwock onee sans are NOT for lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16410343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLpvUCGCWvQ

>Everyone in MGC goes to the concert
>Some unknown band (at the time) is the opener
>Stage is pitch black but shadows can be seen moving about
>Spotlight beams down like the sun cutting through the clouds but everything else on stage remains dark
>A lone Unicorn wearing white stands at a massive organ
>Everyone is confused
>She starts playing
>More confusion but people are starting to feel it
>Another spotlight tears through the darkness like a holy beacon illuminating the drums
>And another immediately follows for the guitar
>The light is extinguished on the Unicorn as the Organ segment ends and a living darkness seeps around her until she disappears
>People are rocking to the metal
>The spotlight illuminates the mic stand, empty
>The living dark starts bubbling up from the ground behind it
>It's the Unicorn, she tears off her white vestments and her Horn
>It was a Nightmare the whole time
>She starts singing
>After the concert everyone praises the opener for the high quality Nightmare Darktechnics, lighting, and pure metal they performed
>Some even say they thought they did a better job than the main attraction
Then anon wakes up.
Fug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411957
Gonna build me a dreamcatcher and make her my bitch!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411957
>going to concerts
>liking Metal

Who do you think I am?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411974
Crazy guy stalking Moth-chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411974
I thought you weren't an Alp.

My mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411983
Alps love going to metal concerts though. The push and throng of leather-clad hunks all around, sleeping in tents, cuddling for warmth... it's Alp paradise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411983
He's right though. Concerts suck.

Why go out when you could enjoy the same music in higher quality in the comfort of your home?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411983
I'd prefer to stay at home with my maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16411910
Yes.

>>16411917
>Not lewding the Jabber-nee-san on the table while the rest of the party sips tea

[Anonymous No.]

>>16412022
>>Not lewding the Jabber-nee-san on the table while the rest of the party sips tea

But that's lewd! And wouldn't you prefer to sip tea with your Jabberwock onee San?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16412030
Of course we will sip tea with her too. From her cleavage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16412031
A-atsui!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16412017
>>16411997
What, you don't want to sing for the glory? Or sing a song for the love and joy in your heart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16412038
But concerts are loud and disgusting. And probably not a safe place for my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16412038
No, I don't. Even though my singing isn't bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>16412044
What kind of waifu would be threatened at a concert?
Is she small and easily trampled?

[Anonymous No.]

Anon! You shouldn't just walk in on your onee-san like that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16412056
Look at this fucking giant, she's almost as large as the shelf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16412053
Liches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16412063
Perfect for spooning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16412065
>It's noisy, smelly and my feet hurt
>Carry me home at once!
Yeah, I can imagine.