>Mystic Square >Trial: November 21, 1998 Happy birthday, Alice!

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Anonymous Thu Nov 20 18:19:36 2008 No.1640146 [Reply] [Original]

>Mystic Square
>Trial: November 21, 1998

Happy birthday, Alice!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 18:21:51 2008 No.1640149 10 years old? Just how I like em.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 18:21:51 2008 No.1640148 Ain't it too fucking soon? Happy Birthday, yandere girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 18:21:51 2008 No.1640150 >nobody comes to her party >alice goes to hakurei shrine >alice sees marisa and reimu sexing >marisa kills alice >nobody shows up to the funeral I think I've seen this thread before

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 18:22:51 2008 No.1640151 >>1640148 Time zones, it's 3AM in Japan.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 18:26:55 2008 No.1640161 File: 167 KB, 1090x1492, alicebirthdayt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 18:27:51 2008 No.1640163 I'd go to her party.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 18:31:51 2008 No.1640171 Happy birthday wife

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 18:32:43 2008 No.1640175 File: 101 KB, 619x831, 9d01ea58.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1640163 Me too. Happy Birthday, my dear Alice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 18:33:46 2008 No.1640178 File: 208 KB, 819x819, 426.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 18:38:51 2008 No.1640193 Even if none of the other youkai will go, Anon would never miss a party.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 18:52:53 2008 No.1640216 File: 140 KB, 500x500, Alicebirthday3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 18:56:26 2008 No.1640219 File: 213 KB, 600x500, 1226494103993.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Woot

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 19:09:52 2008 No.1640229 Guys?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 19:17:39 2008 No.1640252 File: 56 KB, 500x500, 1206148750852.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alice is lonely because she has tits.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 19:19:06 2008 No.1640256 File: 55 KB, 500x500, 1206486297359.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Her tits grow every time she's heartbroken.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 19:26:51 2008 No.1640278 So wait, if we love her, she will become a DFC? Awesome.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 19:34:24 2008 No.1640298 File: 55 KB, 428x600, 7073_m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1640278

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 19:38:51 2008 No.1640318 >>/b/98000000

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 19:39:51 2008 No.1640320 >>>/b/98000000

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 19:40:51 2008 No.1640328 >>1640320 oh lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 19:42:51 2008 No.1640346 >>1640320 FFFFFFF that was me Happy birthday my wife

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 19:45:51 2008 No.1640361 >>1640320 That was beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 19:51:51 2008 No.1640389 >>1640320 OMG MOD GET LOLOLOLOLOLOL XD WEEABOO CANCER OLOLOLOL XXDDDD LULZ!?)=¤(//&"¤ Stupid /b/tards

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 19:55:05 2008 No.1640396 File: 94 KB, 549x806, 1227210017500.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Screen capped. (yes i'm attentionwhoring this everywhere)

Anonymous Thu Nov 20 19:56:51 2008 No.1640406

Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me...
Happy birthday... dear Alice...
Happy birthday to...

Where is everyone? I'm sure they all know today is my special day. I sent everyone in Gensokyo an invitation informing them of my party. I even took the extra step and made personalized invitations for everyone; it took a very long time to do them all, but I was satisfied in letting everyone know I care about them and are special to me.

I also did a lot to prepare for this party. I even made a huge, seven-layered cake for everyone. Just as I was finished icing it, I was moving it to the center of the center, I tripped; the cake fell out of my hands and got completely ruined as it hit the floor. I was about to cry from all the hard work I put into the cake, but then I realize I could tell the story to my friends and we could laugh it off together. I cleaned up the mess, and made the little cake in a hurry.

I waited so very long for everyone to come; it's now 1:30 in the morning and technically my birthday has passed. I spent my entire birthday preparing for the party and waiting for everyone.

Happy birthday to me...

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 20:07:29 2008 No.1640442 File: 20 KB, 400x400, 1224653401056.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All my birthdays are spent alone as well. Hell, I ever got drunk along on my 21st birthday 9 days ago. Isn't it sad, anon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 20:20:57 2008 No.1640495 File: 17 KB, 417x400, 1227137508604.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1640442 I had a really traumatic experience at one of my birthday parties when I was a kid. Kind of stopped inviting anybody over after that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 20:27:51 2008 No.1640509 >>1640495 Explain.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 20:35:51 2008 No.1640528 >>1640396 Is /a/ being spammed for this? Because that'd be hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 20:40:51 2008 No.1640545 >>1640528 Fuck yes! Call me when you're gonna do it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 20:40:51 2008 No.1640548 >>1640528 I don't know I never visit /a/. Also did anybody save the thread?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 21:23:51 2008 No.1640727 >>1640528 >>1640545 >>1640548 It's not /a/

>>	Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !TapsqdZp4A Thu Nov 20 21:25:51 2008 No.1640733 >>1640727 bakayaro

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 21:27:51 2008 No.1640738 >>1640733

>>	Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !TapsqdZp4A Thu Nov 20 21:28:51 2008 No.1640740 >>1640738 hurf durf

>>	To the rescue! Captain Obvious Thu Nov 20 21:33:51 2008 No.1640752 >>1640727 >>1640545 refers to /a/ as a potential target of /b/ rage

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 21:36:51 2008 No.1640756 >>1640752 No, I meant, UR A FAGET UR A FAGET UR A FAGETUR A FAGETUR A FAGETUR A FAGETUR A FAGET.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 21:37:51 2008 No.1640762 Stop spamming my waifu's bday thread

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 21:48:51 2008 No.1640784 oh hey

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 21:55:52 2008 No.1640812 File: 317 KB, 819x819, lonelytime.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't worry, you won't be alone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 22:27:51 2008 No.1640924 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrJ-tRuiHVI This fits her well. Alice is more ronery than us, apparently :(

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 22:30:51 2008 No.1640944 >>1640924 Yeah what's more canon than a Iosys song

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 20 23:10:21 2008 No.1641129 File: 363 KB, 800x1288, witches_tea_party_10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 21 00:59:51 2008 No.1641717 Sure has gotten lonely in here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 21 09:14:07 2008 No.1643892 File: 75 KB, 300x297, alicebirthday3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 21 09:19:35 2008 No.1643901 File: 63 KB, 493x399, ALICExmas.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ronery Holidays

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 21 09:26:36 2008 No.1643917 File: 75 KB, 500x539, 1176006768273.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alice should be happy for her birthday.. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 21 09:30:50 2008 No.1643927 File: 510 KB, 598x680, ALICEpunch.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1643917 No. Alice leaks poop and will die lonely.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 21 09:34:23 2008 No.1643937 File: 267 KB, 961x744, alice1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] anyone have the rest of this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 21 09:35:50 2008 No.1643941 File: 154 KB, 708x1000, 1223556948.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Happy birthday Yowane Haku.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 21 15:54:51 2008 No.1644746 >>1643927 You 2 have a lot in common! Your posts are shit and you will die lonely! The only difference is nobody loves you but a lot of people love Alice.

>>	Anon of Neo-Russia Fri Nov 21 16:06:51 2008 No.1644773 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We8BKL2aqrc&feature=related

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 21 16:06:51 2008 No.1644776 Needs Alice sex copypasta badly.

Anonymous Fri Nov 21 16:10:10 2008 No.1644783
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"A-Anonymous!"

Alice, flushed and grasping for air from our 2-minute kiss, whimpers in embarrassment as I pushed her to bed and gently parted open her robe. Her plump breasts, topped with small pink-cherry nipples, cleverly concealed beneath her dress for all those times were finally exposed to my watering eyes. I simply could not resist squeezing those wonderful breasts. I lowered my head and suckled those wonderful breasts, until she shuddered from having a mini-climax.

I kissed my way down her abdomen while removing the rest of her flimsy nightgown. I was delighted to that she had took the time to shave her pubes. I licked her now wet lips, and slowly make my way to her clit. She was now moaning and gasping wildly, holding my head in place as I continued to pleasure her in the most sensuous ways that I know. "P-please!Put it in me now!" she finally said.

I happily obliged, stood up, unbuckled my jeans and pulled out my painfully erect 12-inch cock. She gasped and covered her face at the sight of my monstrous green penis. "A-Anonymous! Th-thats too big! I can't possibly fit into that thing!".

Too late. I could not hold myself any longer. I grapsed her shoulders and held her in place as I gradually plunged myself into her core. I proceeded to make love to her in the missionary position.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 21 16:10:51 2008 No.1644788 Happy birthday Alice!

>>	sage sage Fri Nov 21 16:12:51 2008 No.1644793 >>1644783

>>	Anonymous Of Finlandia Fri Nov 21 16:25:51 2008 No.1644821 Happy Birthday~

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 21 18:30:51 2008 No.1645136 Everyone loves Alice!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 21 19:57:51 2008 No.1645351 Alice is now making more dolls to give herself as birthday presents, because nobody else gave her anything yet. =(

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 21 20:03:51 2008 No.1645375 >>1645351 I gave her a cake. It was a private moment, so no pictures.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 21 20:05:35 2008 No.1645381 File: 184 KB, 600x600, FuckOffAlice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 21 20:08:51 2008 No.1645394 >>1645351 I gave her a hug, that's better than any present.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 21 20:09:06 2008 No.1645398 File: 63 KB, 951x748, 1227210305108.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1645351 I gave her a GET

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 21 22:07:41 2008 No.1645931 File: 108 KB, 690x500, 1179840196927.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=covOToYRbls

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 22 04:51:22 2008 No.1647623 File: 178 KB, 420x390, ef3259a1e910b61a5ce6ce7289da76645a92107f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A-Anonymous... Thank you!

>>	Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !TapsqdZp4A Sat Nov 22 04:52:51 2008 No.1647628 I vote this thread a 0/10

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 22 14:34:51 2008 No.1649588 >>1647628 That would mean all your threads are rated with negative numbers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 22 16:54:41 2008 No.1650062 File: 119 KB, 600x662, 549fcd166f12035e789118a84928e7ea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A-au... thank you Anonymous...

>>	Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !TapsqdZp4A Sat Nov 22 16:55:51 2008 No.1650065 >>1649588 Ooh, burn! Let's keep this thread voting system going, people.

Anonymous Sat Nov 22 16:59:51 2008 No.1650079

>>1643941

HOLY FUCK! DECENT PROPORTIONS FUCKING WHERE?! HAS THIS GUY EVER SEEN A WOMEN IN HIS ENTIRE LIFE?! THE HUMAN BODY DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

HOLY SHIT THIS IS FOUL! TAKE THIS SHIT OFF THE INTERNET! WHOEVER DREW THIS NEEDS TO HAVE HIS TABLET BROKEN AND FORCED TO DRAW FAT NAKED WOMEN WHILE READING "Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain"!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 22 17:09:07 2008 No.1650106 File: 69 KB, 400x386, ranka grin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1650079 >complaining about anatomy >anime

>>	Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !TapsqdZp4A Sat Nov 22 17:09:51 2008 No.1650105 >>1650079 Drown in your ageru and die.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 22 17:10:51 2008 No.1650110 >>1650079 I think that's why I enjoy hentai

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 22 17:14:51 2008 No.1650122 >>1650105 I'm going to bump this thread until you like it.

>>	Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !TapsqdZp4A Sat Nov 22 17:16:51 2008 No.1650124 >>1650122 You think you can make me like this thread in only 132 posts? Good luck bro.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 22 17:18:57 2008 No.1650129 File: 764 KB, 800x600, 1227374337949.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1650106 >It's not like anime require any amount of anatomical to be believable. lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 22 17:20:48 2008 No.1650132 File: 98 KB, 256x256, awes4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1650106 Because anime doesn't require any amount of anatomical structure to be believable, right? lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 22 17:32:51 2008 No.1650143 Happy Birthday, Alice!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 22 17:38:51 2008 No.1650146 You people need to stop shitting on Alice's birthday thread. She needs to see your love, Anon's, your love.

>>	Chaos of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo Sat Nov 22 17:47:51 2008 No.1650166 >>1650146 LET YOUR HATRED FLOW OUT.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 22 17:50:05 2008 No.1650172 File: 63 KB, 400x500, 1209111139682.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is this thread still here?

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 22 17:57:16 2008 No.1650183 File: 92 KB, 500x659, 1214934217692.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1650172 because you touch yourself at night

>>	Mizuhashi Parsee !!aALUgsfvfQD Sat Nov 22 18:03:44 2008 No.1650203 File: 93 KB, 522x663, abb2e579069ae38faae286316686948c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 22 18:07:04 2008 No.1650213 File: 26 KB, 370x658, 1225596019880.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Look Alice my dear, I have a present for you. So don't cry.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 22 18:08:41 2008 No.1650217 File: 62 KB, 400x500, 1214249847053.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1650183 as opposed to touching yourself at daytime?

>>	Mizuhashi Parsee !!aALUgsfvfQD Sat Nov 22 18:28:22 2008 No.1650277 File: 68 KB, 400x529, 59aaf920cd1490115eb5281382120e97.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Mizuhashi Parsee !!aALUgsfvfQD Sat Nov 22 18:57:24 2008 No.1650355 File: 234 KB, 600x600, 1227380244278.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Mizuhashi Parsee !!aALUgsfvfQD Sat Nov 22 18:58:02 2008 No.1650357 File: 159 KB, 512x640, 1227380282566.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 22 19:23:28 2008 No.1650401 File: 39 KB, 715x519, 1227381808378.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wow, so that mean's the 98M G-Get the other day was a bonus for Alice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 22 19:25:27 2008 No.1650403 >>1650401 Stop bringing up that /b/ get.

>>	Geo Stelar Sat Nov 22 19:27:29 2008 No.1650409 File: 20 KB, 100x100, 1227382049890.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Happy birthday Alice...I suppose.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 22 19:30:18 2008 No.1650414 File: 81 KB, 714x342, 1227382218734.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1650355

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