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16391629 No.16391629 [Reply] [Original]

Which touhou would you marry and trust to responsibly raise a family with you?

>> No.16391638
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16391638

Resien looks like a really responsible waifu

>> No.16391652

Realistically, if you wife isn't a human or a god, your half youkai freak offspring will be chased outta of the village.

>> No.16391678

>>16376132

>> No.16391825

>>16391678
You need to play PoFV

>> No.16392011

>>16391652
Realistically, suck my cock, dude.

>> No.16392982

>>16391652

And what makes you think I'll be living in the village, my dude.

>> No.16392996

>>16391652
>half youkai freak
>chased outta of the village
Keine is a teacher you know?

>> No.16393101

>>16391652
Half-youkai Rinnousuke doesn't seem to have any issues, nor does part-time youkai Keine. Secondaries need to be chased out of /jp/.

>> No.16396092

>>16391652
Awwww, why did your bait get so many undeserved (You)s?

>> No.16396114

>>16393101
Didn't Rinnousuke said he left the village due to him not again the same way as a human? And people in the village were getting disturb about it?

>> No.16396258
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16396258

Extending the proud divine lineage.

>> No.16396294

If I ever wanted kids, I would adopt. Too many unloved kids in the world without bringing more in, seems like having your own is evil in that context.

>> No.16396321
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16396321

Mystia would make a great wife and mother. The hard working bird is a good role model for everyone!

>> No.16396347

>>16396321
She hates humans, though. Just read her BAiJR interview.

>> No.16396413

>>16396347
Well shit, there goes my hopes and dreams.
Maybe I should just try to marry Alice.

>> No.16396482
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16396482

Eirin is my wife no one else can have her fuck off shes mine

>> No.16396492
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16396492

The cutest spider.

>> No.16396525

>>16396347
I just read it, and didn't get the impression that she hates humans, but more that she just happily swindles them.

>> No.16396547

>>16396525
She wants humens to ded.

>> No.16396668
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16396668

At least ONE of her could be around to be a housewife fulltime

Also Greek goddesses have all kinds of funky offspring so I'm sure one of our children won't be a disappointment

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>>16396413
But anon, she's already married with me.

>> No.16400415

>>16397016
are you a shovel?

>> No.16400559

Ran-sama, dude.

>> No.16400612
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16400612

Nazrin. As long as she doesn't have an average 6-8 offspring per birth like a real mouse. I'd work hard to be a good househusband!

>> No.16400627

>>16400612

Don't you want half a billion kids, dude?

>> No.16400628

>>16400612
You'd have to provide for her.
She's a literal gold digger.

>> No.16400658
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>>16400627
I wouldn't remember any of their names. Also, the more kids you have the less time you have with your wife!

>>16400628
Why would I have to provide for a literal gold digger?

>> No.16403115
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16403115

>>16391629
Junko!

>> No.16403207

>>16403115
Posting thumbnails should be a banable offense

>> No.16404941

ZUN

>> No.16405080

>>16404941
Anon, ZUN is already taken.

>> No.16405086

>>16391652
I wonder why this post got so much replies

>> No.16412104

>>16392996
>>16393101
To be fair, Keine was cursed, so she wasn't exactly born that way.

>> No.16412191

ctrl+f remi
>0

>> No.16412195

>>16412191
good

>> No.16412205

Marisa! Because I love her and I would love to spend the rest of my life with her!

>> No.16412237

>>16391629
sexybanki

7 heads, think about it...

>> No.16412670
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>>16412191
Why go for her? Flandre seems more fun to be with.

>> No.16412770

>>16412191
But she looks like a 10yo girl, you pedo.

>> No.16412785
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16412785

Everyone knows there is only one true women in Gensokyo That would make a good wife

>> No.16413264 [SPOILER] 
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>>16412670
Why not both.

>> No.16414688
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16414688

Raising a family with mai waifu!

>> No.16415799

>>16391629
Marisa easily.

>> No.16415846

>>16415799
Marisa is gay

>> No.16415855

>>16415846
Your post is gay

>> No.16416365

>>16396668
this

>> No.16416542

Yuuka

>> No.16420559
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16420559

>>16400559
>>16414688
Nice taste, my dudes

>> No.16424930

>>16412785
She's the type of woman who would miss her wedding because she took a nap. Have fun being stood up!

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