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ANONYMOUS OF /JP/!

WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?

>> No.1635687

Car mechanic.

>> No.1635689

Miner/Jewelcrafter

>> No.1635691

>>1635686
University student! A LEVEL 1 ONE

>> No.1635692

Cultivator/Apothecary

>> No.1635693

I specialize in automobile maintenance, repair, and modification.

>> No.1635694

I fix automobiles

>> No.1635695

Composer/Writer.

>> No.1635696
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1635696

I'm a NEET.

Not really. Architect.

>> No.1635702

Mechanic, I work in a pit crew.

>> No.1635716

Red Mage/Summoner

>> No.1635724

I sell cars.

>> No.1635727

I do maintenance on personal transportation vehicles.

>> No.1635729

PC-tech, have a lab in an unused room in the house.
I never have to work more than 3-4 hours a day, this is awesome.

>> No.1635735

I'm a student.

>> No.1635742

IT admin. (2800€/month before taxes and insurences and shit)

>> No.1635749

>>1635687
>>1635693
>>1635694
>>1635727

samefag.

>> No.1635753

I'm a NEET. Seriously.

>> No.1635754

I'm retired, but I fix cars for fun

>> No.1635757

I run a manga publisher in Argentina.

>> No.1635763

>>1635761
You mean NEET.

>> No.1635758

>>1635749
I have never seen one of these that was actually correct. I'm only >>1635727 none of the others. I did post twice in this thread though, three times including this post. Guess right and win a gold star!

>> No.1635761

80% of /jp/ works as /g/ or are a student of such.

>> No.1635765

Sperm Donor

>> No.1635776

Maths student. Will start my PhD next year.

>> No.1635780

Research subject of psychiatrists.

>> No.1635778

>>1635763
That's a pretty neat word you've learned there, kid

>> No.1635781

Sepples (sometimes C and perl, but mostly sepples) programmer

>> No.1635782

i dont have a job. you guys ruined my life

>> No.1635785

freelance philanthropist

>> No.1635789

Cars. I work with cars.

>> No.1635795

>>1635778
It's an acronym, not a word.

>> No.1635799

Helpdesk for the largest KFC franchise.

>> No.1635800

>>1635780
how do i apply?

>> No.1635802

1st year university student here.

>> No.1635803

Physics student

>> No.1635805

Programmer, working from home.

>> No.1635806

>>1635800
End up in an institution for a particularly unique reason, there are many ways of accomplishing this. Be creative.

>> No.1635809

>>1635799
KFC helpdesk? What exactly would people need help with?

>> No.1635810

I professionally do nothing.

>> No.1635811

>>1635803
3rd year

>> No.1635815

>>1635809
Don't underestimate black people's desire to eat chickens

>> No.1635816

minimum wage, dead-end office bitch
;_;

>> No.1635817
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1635817

MECH MECANIC.

>> No.1635818

NEET

>> No.1635820

I'm a rich guy's sex "slave". I wish he was a cute girl but beggars can't be choosers.

>> No.1635823

University student / PC tech

>> No.1635831

Photo technician and general retail bitch.

>> No.1635830

car mechanic

>> No.1635842

game tester

>> No.1635849

Software development ;_;

(before my current job, I didn't know people still used Fortran except in places like India. how wrong I was!)

>> No.1635846

Pediatric Gynecologist

>> No.1635852
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>>1635809
Well we have 300+ stores with 6 regional offices across 4 states with that many computers they need a dedicated computer helpdesk. Mostly I deal with store registers ie point of sales devices.

>> No.1635855

Professional sumo wrestler.

>> No.1635857

>>1635849
Fortran is widely used, and Fortran programmers are in high demand at least where I live. No, I don't live in India.

>> No.1635858

>>1635852

I thought you dealt with customers.

>> No.1635866

>>1635858
Naw when customers have issues they call the corporate phone number. Think its just a automated system never called it myself.

>> No.1635869

Undergraduate student, hope to apply to dental school.

>> No.1635892

Civil and Structural Engineer working for OVE Arup at the Sakuragaoka-cho Shibuya-ku offices in tokyo

>> No.1635894

>>1635849
Read SICP, achieve Satori.

Problem solved.

>> No.1635903

Too many normal-bros at this time of day. Come back late night when all of the NEETs are online.

>> No.1635908

College student.

>> No.1635911

Automation Engineer/Mechanic

>> No.1635912

Student pretending to be a NEET.

>> No.1635915

I have my own curio stand by the free-way. I sell googly-eyed nick-nacks.

>> No.1635925

It's fucking depressing me that most of you aren't really NEET.

I actually felt like I was fitting in here. ;_;

>> No.1635926

Photographer and Fashion Designer. I only come to /jp/ for ideas.

>> No.1635928

Hikikomori..

>> No.1635929

To be NEET in this world, one needs

- rich parents
- ignorance (only an ignorant person would find wasting time more fulfilling than learning something - seriously, go to a community college or something)
- rich parents

>> No.1635939

>>1635925
I get the feeling most of the people here are what 1635912 said or working. One can't be a NEET forever.

>> No.1635949

Soon to be NEET

>> No.1635952

>>1635929
>rich parents

Haha, no. I live in the UK where the government funds my NEET lifestyle. I live in a shitty working class council estate, but I hardly ever leave the house so it's alright.

>ignorance (only an ignorant person would find wasting time more fulfilling than learning something - seriously, go to a community college or something)

I have dropped out of college twice so far. I really don't see the point in putting myself through that again. I procrastinate a lot and can't really handle interaction with most people.

>> No.1635957

>>1635929
There's no reason a NEET can't be studying, even if he's not enrolled in any formal education, and there's no reason for a NEET to not have random one-time jobs(freelancing?)

>> No.1635958

>>1635929

>To be NEET in this world, one needs

>- rich parents

Nope.

>- ignorance (only an ignorant person would find wasting time more fulfilling than learning something - seriously, go to a community college or something)

Nope.

>- rich parents

Nope.

>> No.1635961

>>1635929
I like learning but I don't like working.

>> No.1635966

Final year as a University student in /g/ field (with 2 years delay due to NEET), soon to serve in military for one year and looking forward to be a computer science teacher.

>> No.1635972

law student.

>> No.1635974

Counter guardian.

>> No.1635976

Nurse in a neurosurgery OR.

>> No.1635980

Layabout and part time pedo

>> No.1635984
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1635984

Network Drive Tester

The company pays for hotels, gas, vehicle, and 35 bucks a day for food and all I do is drive along a GPS-assisted route while my laptops and antennas test cellular signal strength.I then upload that to the "engineers" who relay stats about the networks to the carrier.

14.50 an hour and i get to drive and fly all over the US, Canada, and Puerto Rico FOR FREE fuck year

it gets so lonely though ;_;

>> No.1635983

Not a profession per se.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zivildienst

As some sort of assistance nurse in a general hospital.

>> No.1635990

Jingle composer

>> No.1635996

IT Student, Part-time helpdesk work.

>> No.1635999

Fireman

>> No.1636003

I'm a car mechanic.

>> No.1636005

Astronaut

>> No.1636006

NEET

>> No.1636008

Darcsen hater.

>> No.1636013

NEET, wishing to better myself but it's kind of hard when you're lazy without any motivation, drive or actual goals.

>> No.1636026

I raise lolis and then have sex with them.

>> No.1636030

Systems engineering student, second year.

>> No.1636037

Astronaut

>> No.1636041

I work for the FBI

>> No.1636043

I am NEET. I was supposed to be famous and rich by now.

>> No.1636063

I'm neet, cause of you guys

>> No.1636066

Electrician papers at hand, NEET at the moment though.

>> No.1636071
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1636071

Student!

>> No.1636087

Work in a grocery store, wish I was still a NEET. ;_;

>> No.1636090

Car mechanic.

>> No.1636109

>>1636090
Same! I'm a car mechanic.

>> No.1636127

Former librarian, currently unemployed. Thinking of going back to it though...

>> No.1636138

Student + Sepples coder

>> No.1636166

Student now.

I'm an ex-Hikikomori.

>> No.1636177

Programmers:
How is the pay? I'm considering becoming one.

>> No.1636171

student

>> No.1636193

Student

>> No.1636200

Computer Engineering student. I'd like to work for Google or something, but right now mostly I do foodservice work.
Oh, I admin a Ragnarok server. No you can't hear which one or have free items.

>> No.1636204

NEET. I dread the day when I'm going to have to give it up.

>> No.1636208

NEET/hikikomori gravely afraid to step outside, talk to people and go into the world.

>> No.1636209

>>1636127
What's a librarian like? I always liked the idea of that profession, though I'm assuming it's dying out now with the internet and all...

>> No.1636213

>>1636200
>No you can't hear which one or have free items.
The thought of someone actually caring made me rage a bit.

>> No.1636217

Student

No idea what I want to do with my life, just going through the motions. I'm no Spartan.

>> No.1636222

>>1636217
>No idea what I want to do with my life, just going through the motions.

Get out of my head, black man.

>> No.1636224

Former NEET, now student. I wish my parents were rich and stupid.

>> No.1636225

>>1636217
YOU'RE A SPARTAN IN MY EYES, ANONYMOUS-KUUUUN

>> No.1636229

>>1636222
I can't take it easy like this!
But I'm not surprised, somehow.

>> No.1636230

>>1636177
Seconding.
Also, how are working hours? And is it advisable to try to study IT when you know virtually nothing about it?

>> No.1636226

>>1636213
Yeah, I put it there on the off chance that someone would ask/care.
Nobody does ;_;

>> No.1636237

>>1636177
Thirded since it's probably my future too...

>> No.1636239

>>1636226
you know, you could probably make some more money with your job by selling gold on your server, since I'm assuming you can spawn anything you want

>> No.1636242

genetics student

>> No.1636252

>>1636209
I wouldn't really say it's dying out, back when I worked there we still had plenty of patrons. As for what it's like, I don't really have people skills so all I did was grunt work and routing (deals with sending books between libraries, ect). If you're good with people desk work isn't bad, or if you're more of tech person there's plenty of computer work

>> No.1636258

>>1636252
What type of qualifications do you need?

>> No.1636262

>>1636252
We're actually building a new main library in the capital here (Oslo of Norway).
I live quite far from Oslo, though.

>> No.1636266

Student and part-time Tech Support.

>> No.1636290

>>1636258
Entry level stuff just takes a high school diploma as far as I know. I got promoted to routing after working there for a while. As for customer service I'm not entirely sure but they'll probably take you if you've been working there for a while, or are enrolled in some sort of human relations class at a college. Don't know about the tech qualifications. Also this probably varies a lot based on location, the place where I worked was pretty lenient.

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>>1636252
>I wouldn't really say it's dying out, back when I worked there we still had plenty of patrons.
Really? I was thinking of applying to a college library a while ago, but assumed it was a dead end profession. Glad to see it's still viable.
>As for what it's like, I don't really have people skills so all I did was grunt work and routing ... or if you're more of tech person there's plenty of computer work
Shit sounds like my dream job. Was the pay actually high enough to live off of?

>> No.1636325

>>1636290
All right, thanks.

>> No.1636328

Unemployed.

Fucking no one is hiring anywhere and I have to start paying back loans from university next month.

>> No.1636346

>>1636311
Well, I never really tried to make a living out of it (I still live at home). It was a job I took just to get some extra cash, but as long as the cost of living where you are is pretty modest I'm sure you could. I live in California, so it would probably be pretty difficult for me.

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1636349

Pic related

>> No.1636352

Hearing Aid Acoustician.

>> No.1636357

>>1636349
You're a photo model?

>> No.1636362

>>1636357
>pizza-delivery.jpg

>> No.1636373
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1636373

EE student.

>> No.1636378

>>1636373
EE?

>> No.1636387

>>1636378
he forgot the N and the T

>> No.1636390

>>1636378
Electrical Engineering, probably.

>> No.1636391

>>1636378
Electrical Engineering, at least that's the equivalent here.

>> No.1636401

>>1636346
>I live in California
Fuck California. Cost of living out here is so out of proportion to the quality of life. I CAN SEE HALF A FOOT OF BEACH FROM MY BATHROOM WINDOW ON A CLEAR DAY +1k to the rent each month.
fuck that.

>> No.1636408

Biomedical Engineering student.

>> No.1636411

Art Student!

>> No.1636423

>>1636401
Yeah, it's pretty bad. If/when my parents kick me out, I'm moving back east. I can't afford it here.

>> No.1636445

Currently NEET because I missed sign-ups for fall quarter classes. Planning on becoming a regional airlines pilot!

>> No.1636459

>>1635842
Tighten those graphics.
>>1636217
Pretty much this. Planning to move to San Jose, CA next fall and start at a real university instead of a community college.

On a side note, I do have a computer repair/building business that's extremely slow but I hope to gain more customers around Christmas.

>> No.1636462

Maths student. Will start my PhD next year. If I can get a place that is. Too little funding for combinatorics in this country...

>> No.1636474

financial analyst....

>> No.1636476

Professional House Watcher

>> No.1636481

>>1636445
>>Planning on becoming a regional airlines pilot!

Biggest goal /jp/ has ever known! I wish you luck with your travels. All I want to do in life is marry a 2D character ;____;

>> No.1636485

>>1636481

How is that bigger than my goal of piloting a Gundam? Jerk.

>> No.1636487

Law student.

>> No.1636489

Software Test Engineer

>> No.1636493

>>1636481
Thank you, good sir.

>>1636485
のヮの

>> No.1636494

>>1636485
Not to mention my plans of becoming ambassador.

I dunno how, though. Learn the language, study some economics, ???, profit?

>> No.1636502

Medical student

>> No.1636504

>>1636494
Become rich and influential, cozy up to the President!

>> No.1636509
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1636509

Electrical Engineer

>> No.1636511

Freshman in college majoring in Computer Science.

>> No.1636514

lulz im only 15 why do i need a job?

>> No.1636517
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1636517

Youkai exterminator.

>> No.1636516

Student...training to be history teacher or public administrator.

>> No.1636524

>>1636504
what president?

they change him all the goddamn time

>> No.1636520

>>1636514
you need to get the fuck out, underage b&

>> No.1636521

>>1636481
Being a pilot is a less illustrious career than you'd think. I was reading a case study for my class recently and it talked about ValuJet pilots getting only 47,000-ish a year. Of course, that's almost half that of a normal pilot, but budget air lines are multiplying fast and they'll probably multiply faster in the current economic climate.

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1636534

>>1636514

>> No.1636540

I am a NEET, well not really I do take college classes but only around 4-8 credits a semester. I have a PHD in mechanical engineering and a PHD in psychology working on my 3rd one, my fathers a senator so he pays for everything.

>> No.1636544

>>1636514
You're being too obvious, Anon.

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1636548

Getting a job would leave me with far less time to fap to you, Oki.

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>>1636540

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>>1636540
lol useless degrees

>> No.1636553

Professional underwear model

>> No.1636582

Biomedical science student. Probably going to go into Neurobiology in my third year.

>> No.1636583

EE/CompE student.

>> No.1636595

>>1636553
IS DAT DA UNCO CHIN?

>> No.1636596

Hand model

>> No.1636597

Just about done University and I work at an art supply / book store / gallery right now.

>> No.1636604

>>1636596
what do you do?

wear rings?

>> No.1636605

walmart/student

>> No.1636629

Astrophysicist/Aeronautical Engineer

>> No.1636640

Imperial Guardsman

>> No.1636650

I work at a grocery full time, cause I took a year off university.

Considering dropping out of university and just enlisting in the army at the moment.

>> No.1636658

Am an actor, I mostly do plays but I have been in several commercials.

>> No.1636678

Cyber Terrorist/ Hacker for hire/ Hacker on Steriods

>> No.1636683
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1636683

Empress of Brittania.

>> No.1636686

best poster in the internet

>> No.1636697

>>1636686
vGL-Cow?

>> No.1636766

>>1636678
sup SkriptKitty

>> No.1636786

Me...

I kidnap little girls, range between 8-14 either sell them for profit or force them to make porno film, either way, PROFIT!

>> No.1636793

>>1636629

You are awesome

I want to be awesome as you

Is your job really as awesome as I think it is

>> No.1636790

>>1636766
>>1636678
Why don't you update your site anymore?

http://scriptkitty.com/

>> No.1636799

>>1636793
Pretty boring just crunching numbers in MatLAB, taking measurements and crunching more numbers. I do get to sit in the viewing room for shuttle launches.

>> No.1636808
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1636808

Former Apple Grower.

>> No.1636813

I just own several porn sites with links to other porn sites and I just make money from the ads.

>> No.1638032

>>1636786
Enjoy your van.

>> No.1638055

Programming Instructor.

>> No.1638061

biochem dropout. now studying to become a pharm tech

>> No.1638062

Auditor in a public accounting firm. I make 56k right out of graduation and all I do is travel around to different companies that need auditing and get hated on by everyone for demanding they show accurate financial reports. I don't mind being hated...after all I post on /jp/ but it's pretty ronery job.

>> No.1638066

>>1638062

Are you a CPA (if you're an Amerikkkan)?

I'm an accounting major.

>> No.1638067

>>1635984

Holy fuck! Cant believe someone is in the same field as me.

But I am not a Drive Tester anymore. Doing Network Optimization now.

>> No.1638072

>>1638066

I only took the financial and the ethics part so far for the test. Still need about 1 and a half years more of experience to get my license. Once I actually become a CPA, I'll get a $4k bonus plus a 5k raise on yearly salary. But still long hours and roneriness kinda wears you down.

>> No.1638074

>>1636551
>Mechanical Engineering
>useless degree
...you lost me.

>> No.1638077

>>1638072

I figure once I have some disposable income, I'll at least take a stab at the CPAs. I'm just praying that doing some volunteer work filing taxes for low-income people this spring and maybe a shitty part-time job in the summer will help me to get my foot in the door with a decent company, private or public.

>> No.1638087

>>1635912
Same as this guy... Except I used to work as a writer-photographer for a magazine before I went back to college.

>> No.1638122

dentist

>> No.1638152

student/starbucks barista

dont go there.

I have no Idea of what I want to do in life but Ive always wanted to something in the field of computers, but I suck at Math...BAD. ;_;

>> No.1638175

Electrical, Computer, and Systems Engineering Student.

Robots are awesome.

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