Monster Girl Thread

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Happy Boxing Day!

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Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

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Sunset Waifu!

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>>16311179
Yes, you shitty Mimic.

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Merry Christmas: http://pastebin.com/HqSTTZdZ

Warning: contains abysmal dialogue and retcons.

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>Be chef on a quest to cook the perfect omelet
>Very few people aside nobility actually care about the culinary arts
>With this simple dish I hope to awaken everyone to the wonders of cooking
>Nearly 3 years of experimentation and the omelet still feels lacking
>Save up months of salary as a royal kitchen cook to purchase some illegal spices
>Manage to get a deal on an ounce of demonic pepper
>The omelet resulting from it is nearly perfect but it still lacks something
>Someone in the kitchen messes up the queen's desert and my coworkers use me as a scapegoat
>Get fired on the spot and banned from ever exercising in a kitchen again as a result
>Family and friends reject me out of fear from my newfound reputation
>No choice but to leave the country
>Towards the south is a friendly kingdom but knowing how talkative the queen is I'm probably banned there too
>There is nothing but sea towards the east and north
>The west is a demon realm.
>With nothing to lose I head there
>Cross the border after 3 days of walking
>My rations are already running out
>Ahead is a huge wetlands with few to no edible plants in the horizon
>Make my prayers to the Chief God and keep walking
>God knows my attire isn't meant for this kind of terrain
>While everything in this demon realm has an eerie feel to it, it's still not nearly as bad as I imagined
>Hours of walking later and with the dawn about to begin I decide to take a break
>I lay down on a small patch of grass near a large puddle of water
>Falling asleep is much harder than it should be for someone who just spent 4 days in a row walking
>The wet, cold ground and blowing wind are to blame for this
>The night quickly falls upon the land and the shiny blackish-purple sky of the demon realm rocks me to sleep
> Wake up way past sunrise to my surprise
>Another surprising thing is how comfortable the ground got overnight
>My memory might be tricking me but this seems even better than even the royal bed I once sneaked in
>Try to stand up without success
>Finally realize that I am not laying on the ground but in the clutches of some mud abomination
>Emotions get the best of me and I start crying and screaming
>The monster's embrace only gets tighter and without a say in the matter I get submerged up to the neck in mud
>Only monsters could cause such good sensations, this is all my punishment for eating demon spices
>Another mud abomination forms in front on me as I lose any hope to leave alive
>It slowly inches towards me as I see my entire existence flash before me
>Its hungry expression and gaping mouth can only be a sign that I'm about to be consumed
>What an ironic end for someone whose life was dedicated to the culinary arts
>I hope that I taste good
>With this last thought I close my eyes and prepare myself to go to hell
>A soft and warm feeling spreads from my lips causing my eyes to jolt open
>The abomination is kissing me
>Even before death I get toyed with
(1 / 2)

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>>16311336
It's getting colder, I wished I had a Lava Golem with me.

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>>16311342
Somebody save the poor Alp!

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>>16311348
>The mud surrounding me sips into the ground and is swiftly replaced by the abominations' huge arms
>I get pinned to the ground and stripped naked in a strangely gentle fashion
>As a last shameful affront to my pitiful existence I managed to grow fully erect from this
>The monster's hungry expression evolves into one of pure gluttony as the gemstone embedded in her chest starts glowing strongly
>Her wide mouth wraps around my erect member and a vague of sinful sensations hits me
>In my busy chef life I rarely got to experience sex but even I can tell that she is inexperienced
>Her sloppy technique and muddy mouth somehow get me to climax within 30 seconds
>Not even the most exquisite of dishes ever brought me this much bliss
>Loosening her grip on me, she readjusts her position to hover over my still standing boner
>A vagina forms on her previously blank groin
>It's only now that I realize that this monster is a female
>Her large breasts put to shame even the most stacked women of the kingdom
>Her motherly hips and large rear scream perfection
>Her face is flawless and her hair can only be described as regal
>All of this made of mud, one of the most basic and lowest of substances
>Such an inhuman beauty could only emanate from a fever dream yet here she is about to copulate with me
>She slowly descends upon my penis making my whole body shiver in pleasure
>As her muddy hips slam onto my thighs I reach the deepest part of her vagina
>It's as if her genitals were custom made to perfectly fit mine
>Her powerful oversized arms wrap around me and bring me close to her
>I bury my head in her neck and weakly move my pelvis as her soft breasts press against my naked chest
>We both embrace each other and barely move our groins for the longest of time
>She mimics me and buries her face into my neck
>At the same time she begins slamming her hips against mine, making my penis hit her womb with each thrust
>Some minutes of intense pleasure later I climax my biggest load ever inside her
>My sudden ejaculation causes her to lose composure and release her grip on my body
>I've never seen someone as happy in my life, not even my best dish could get such an expression out of people
>I could easily escape now if I wanted to but I can't get enough of her cute face
>Screw the omelet, my new life goal will be to make sure I get to see that expression every single day
(2 / 2)

Didn't expect previous thread to die so soon
Thanks for the steam key whoever posted it

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I hope you anons are enjoying Christmas with you waifu!

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>>16311359
My waifu is cutely melting the snow with her fire.

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>>16311355
Alps deserve what they get.

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>>16311359
It isn't Christmas though.

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Santa Horn has come to town

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>>16311368
You said this last thread too, what's your major malfunction?

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>>16311365
That's a cute!

>>16311367
They don't. They didn't do anything wrong.

>>16311368
It is you silly. Well in the UK it still is.

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Merry Christmas to those it applies too.

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>>16311371
Going to hold her hand through the snow.

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Santa didn't get me a Wurm for christmas, again.

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>>16311376
It is 1:45 AM on Boxing Day.
>living in the past
Ishygddt

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>>16311385
You're not ready for one. Sure they start off cute, but they grow up.
>>16311386
It's 17:15 on Christmas Day you future fiend.

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>Santa Chan ate your cookies
>But now she's just too fat to exist your chimney.
What do?

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>ywn never find a monstergirl under your tree

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>>16311392
>But now she's just too fat to exist your chimney.
Call a Lilim, there's some space time fuckery going on here.

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>>16311392
Engage in cuddling and bring her more cookies.

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>>16311392
>>But now she's just too fat to exist
Typical fucking fatfags amirite?

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Did you celebrate Isaac Newton's birthday by dropping apples on a Cockatrice's head to make her think the sky is falling?

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>>16311344
I wasn't expecting an update to this, merry christmas silent.

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>>16311359
I'm gonna blow my fucking brains out

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Merry Christmas again Anons! Hope you and your family all have a great one, and you got and gave lots of great presents!

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>>16311391
But that's the fun part! Raising the wurm.

>>16311392
Grope her butt

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>>16311393
>no Shoggoth who puts herself in a present under your tree and waits for you to open her up

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>>16311392
Tie her to a chair and inform her that the REAL Santa-chan can turn into mist to escape!

Obviously she's a faker.

Time for more Milk and cookies, along with some groping.

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>>16311430
Merry Christmas He of the Vorpal Dick!
>>16311348
We really need more of these informational diagrams.

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>>16311430
I want to feed a Wock Christmas dinner then squeeze her belly!

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I didn't get anything, but I'm already used to it.
Thinking about cuddling with my waifu is enough to keep me happy.

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>>16311474
>>16311430

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>>16311393
>ywn never find a monstergirl that is your tree.

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>>16311474
Dragon-chan a cute.

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Let's all take a moment to think about the poor MG orphan daughterus.

>those poor Wurms who never get a colourful and chocolate filled Christmas potentional parents think Wurms are dangerous.
>instead she just spends Christmas with the other orphan girls by the cheap radiator and low budget Christmas tree.

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Gazerfag posted this on his twitter. I hope Gazer gave him something wholesome.

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>>16311495
You wanna try unfucking your brain and posting something that makes sense?

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Oi, Alp. In your ancient freaky fingolian myths, a smith dude creates a golen bride. Can't find it online, but being a finn youself, do you know if she has a name?

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>>16311430
The only thing this X-Mas has taught me to not go on a whiskey bender while home alone because I had a weird dream involving a Dark Matter projectile and a Leviathan.

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Merry Christmas everyone.

Quiet Christmas morning with my family, I will go home and spend the night with Miia.

Standout gift was probably a bottle of crystal skull vodka, looking forward to drinking it later.

Did anyone else get anything good?

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>>16311530
I got a box of condoms from my friends, other than that it's been some years since my last present.

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>>16311482
Salesman at the lot said this tree was 90% off, but it keeps making weird noises

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>>16311533
Oh good, Santa Claws is here. Where is my petite werecat potion?

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>>16311533
Christmas belongs to thicc shortstacks.

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>>16311542
Was that gift ironic or something?

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>>16311542
Damn, I hate it when people give you gifts you'll never use.

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>>16311557
I said that they should take me to the brothel as a present. I guess I had it coming. I also got some high quality chocolate too.

>>16311561
Yeah, because monster girls hate condoms, right?

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>>16311569
Well, chocolate is always nice.

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>>16311457
>We really need more of these informational diagrams.
They are pretty easy to make, you can do even do it on paint

>>16311569
>Yeah, because monster girls hate condoms, right?
When 2017 happens all the condom manufacturer will get raided and the factory destroyed

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I was considering re-writing some old shitty stuff for ya'll on Christmas but got sidetracked. So have this Chuugoku instead.

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>>16311601
I don't think I want to know what all of the condoms in the world burning would smell like.

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>>16311622
I gladly accept it.

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>>16311601
>videos on liveleak of monster girls ransacking condom factories and taking workers as husbands.

Are condoms heresy to monster girls?

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>>16311622
I like her as a panda more to be honest,
a big fluffy panda that somehow has kids with sakuya.

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>>16311642
But that's not okay for this thread and I don't want to ruin people's moods.

Panda Meiling is fine, though.

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>>16311643
They're using tranq dart guns loaded with aphrodisiac too

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Is date rape a pandemic in MGC?

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>>16311655
No.

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>>16311655
No.

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>>16311646
who could possibly hate the fluff?

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>>16311659
>>16311663
But why?

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>>16311673
The courts are all biased towards humans. They'ld be locked away for years if they touched a man that didn't want it.

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>>16311673
Because me and the other Anon are the law.

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>>16311495
Wurms don't need no parents, Wurms don't need to school!
>>16311512
Kultaneito, literally "Goldmaiden". Not very creative, I know.

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>>16311686
Of course they do! How will wurm chan ever know Pi?

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Loen deliver christmas Lala yet?

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>>16311665
I said that because of some provocative images they did with Panda Meiling from that author.

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Reminder to not overdo your succubutt pleasure runes and to give her a very white Christmas anons

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>>16311686
>Kultaneito, literally "Goldmaiden". Not very creative, I know.
It sounds nice though. Thanks, just thinking up automaton names.

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>>16311704
But that's a half god, half demon.

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>>16311715
And my dick will bring her down.

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>>16311694
He posted it some time ago. Check his da or twitter

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>>16311706
Well I suppose. Fun fact: The Kalevala also has a couple stories revolving around a wizard's attempts to get laid. What's interesting is that all his powers are based around singing and music, making this a fine example of how bards are sluts.

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How extravagant do you think different types of monster girls would get with their Christmas surprises?

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>>16311474
Is that a Wurm?

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>>16311739
>Dragon waifu is proudly decorating our christmas tree with jewels and gems

I wonder if she'll ever stop hiving me heart attacks.

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>>16311749
Nope, it's a dragon.

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>>16311739
Why does Crits fox gotta conceal her fat butt?

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Christmas?

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>>16311759
Ahh.
She's still a dork.

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>>16311762
>No old hag loli fox to play pachinko with
We need more monster girls who love to gamble

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>>16311765
No calling the waifu a dork!

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>>16311739
Shogs spend days making you the perfect gift and making the house as festive as possible.

It's because Shogs are best.

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>>16311752
Does she put her most valuable treasure on the top of a tree?

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>MFW trying to think of ideas for the Archons in a story
>MFW all I can see is them being a non-Kubo version of the Sternritter
Fucking curse this goddamned boner for women in uniforms.

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>>16311769
Gambling is not the way friend.

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>>16311774
No, I help her decorate it.

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>>16311775
Ve have vays of making you talk!

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>>16311701
w-what?

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>>16311785
>Not wearing an Angel dress and sitting on the top of the tree so your waifu can admire her work
Step up your treasure game

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>>16311779
>Not wanting to gamble
How else are you supposed to have fun with your money?
Did the Tanukis sermon you about safe investments or something?

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>>16311816
She would take the tree down just to hug me and call me adorable. She is a dangerous one.

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>Lying in bed awake hours after I should be asleep.
>Barely tired.
>Need to wake up tomorrow.

This is part of why I'd like a Monstergirl Waifu. She could roughly fuck me and we'd both be exhausted.

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>>16311430
>in 2015 they commissioned pictures of their waifus
>in 2016 they're commissioning themselves with their waifus
>in 2017 the pics will be only of waifufags, they'll compliment and discuss each other, some people will be routinely admitting they fap to them

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>>16311791
You don't fucking understand, man.

>Clad in pure white Hugo Fog style uniforms
>All of them wearing various, ornate masks of silver and bronze to keep their divine luminescence from blinding the non-Archon and angelic beings near them
>Their wings kept immaculately clean and shimmering with a golden light to them, three pairs in all
>All of them having turbo hebrew weeb names that end with -El to denote their devotion to the Chief God
>Having sex with one is like laying a woman clothed in the sun, an experience that transcends time and space, with every minute feeling like a lifetime as you're conjoined as man and woman
>Her manna refreshing your body, rather than corrupting you, all for the sake of raising an army to defeat the Demon Lord

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>>16311791
Why talk? I want her to sit on my face and then to make rough sex to me

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>>16311829
It's at time like these that I understand how great Dormice and Weresheeps are
No matter how bad you insomnia is, there is no way you won't fall asleep during the post-sex cuddles

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>>16311393
>no Gnome and Dorome wrapped in ribbons together

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>>16311775
Why curse it?Haughty girls in tight military uniforms that show off their bodies is a top tier fetish. Especially if they dom you a bit for trying to check them out.

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>>16311845
If a Dorome gifted me a clay doll made out of her I'd be forced to marry her on the spot

Can Gnome craft stuff out of themselves? They sure can using their earth power but I'm not sure if they can take it from their body directly

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>>16311831
I thought it was cute

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>>16311791
Uniforms like that are way too arousing.

Is it wrong I want an Ushi, Manticore, Hellhound and Kakuen dressed like that to dominate me?

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What does Dorome pussy feel like?

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>>16311869
Like warm apple pie.

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>>16311869
Like hopes and dreams

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>>16311869
Like mud but with mamono mana

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>>16311866
>Manticore in that uniform
>TFW she rips open her top just so you can see her milky breasts and all their plump fullness, topped with pink nipples
>TFW straddling you as her tailpussy wraps around you
>YWN get punished for your insubordination by getting tailpussy'd vigorously

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>>16311869
like sweet barbecue sauce.

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>>16311869

Go outside and find some mud. Stick it in.

That's what it feels like.

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>>16311874
Why are you fucking your pies

>>16311901
That's not what Sweet Baby Ray's is for

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>>16311905
That felt kinda nice

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>>16311898
>after milking you enough, she asks if you've learned your lesson
>covers your mouth before you can answer and tells you that you need a more permanent punishment to make sure you never disobey again
>tears off her trousers and mounts you with the real thing
>doesn't stop raping you until sunrise the next day having the women who work for her bring aphrodisiacs and fertility potions for the two of you throughout the night
>after it's all over and you're in the brink of passing out, she puts on a new uniform and goes to leave
>"a good father would never disobey another order" she teases with a cruel grin
I'm glad I have a ton of manticore porn saved, these dumb fantasies are too much.

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>>16311760
I wouldn't mind my Christmas present being that fox taking a dick to be honest. It'd teach her for being such a cock tease.

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>>16311869
Slimy

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How do witches and dark mages celebrate Christmas with their husbandos?

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>>16311975
Same way they celebrate everything. Pagan rituals.

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>>16311975
Shota transformation spells and breasts to face hugs.

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>salaryman gets kidnapped by amazon tribe
>never breaks despite all the bullshit and rape he receives.
>even wears a suit and tie each morning.
>salaryman is proud of his ability to drink entire tribe under table
>extended evening mandatory orgies replace spreadsheets for overtime
>but salaryman will never break

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>>16311975
Black masses for the witches and some sex rituals for the dark mages
They also wear cute and sexy Christmas outfits.

>>16311990
A nice Amazon husband

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>>16311975
My maya-dere waifu would help the local Ice Queen turn human women into White-horns, Glacies, and Yetis for Christmas.

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I woke up to my kikimora in a ribbon while holding my hand this morning.

Should I be worried?

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>>16311997
>>16311984
>>16311980
>Dark Mage brings you out into the woods, saying she has something fun planned for the both of you
>Finds a nice clearing and starts a fire with a simple spell, her familiar bringing along a jug of some kind of poultice
"It's a very special evening, you know~"
>She starts to undress, but pauses when she notices you still have all your clothes on, getting a devilish grin
"What, don't you want to undress? Go ahead, undress. Then you can undress me. I won't bite... hard."
>You're folding up your clothes when she's sliding her robes down to her shoulder, letting you see her ample bosom
>Every time you slide her robe down, or touch her she lets out a pleasurable crooning noise until you're both stark naked, her lavender hair trailing all the way down the small of her back
"See that ointment the cat brought? Rub it in."
>You're getting weirded out by the whole situation, your cock shrinking in the cold air
"Rub it in or I'll just regress you back to that cute little boy I devoured oh so devilishly~"
>As you're caking your hands in the stuff, you can feel her magic overtaking you, your hands becoming smaller and more youthful, your legs shrinking and your voice becoming a higher pitch
>Awawawa as you realize she turned you back into the twelve-year-old that fell in love with her
>She smirks when you accuse her of tricking you
"Widdle ol' me? Trick you? I didn't say I -wouldn't- do it~ Now come here and rub me down, it's a bit cold out~"
>Start heading towards your clothes, knowing they're going to be over-sized anyway until she reverses her age regression spell on you
>That's when you feel the weight of her breasts on the back of your head as she pins you to the ground
"Ara ara~ We can't have you quitting the game so soon~"
>You'd rather an adult do it for her, she lets out a giggle, her hand going between your legs
"Don't you want to help your poor onee-san out? I promise it'll feel good~"
>Some time later, you've finally rubbed her down completely with the strange stuff as she smiles mischievously at you, still very much a shota
"Now it's time for the ritualistic sex to celebrate the Winter Solstice~"
>Wait wha--
>Wake up at the crowing of the morning rooster, the Dark Mage holding your smaller body like a body pillow, her breasts in your face
>In her sleep, she lets out a soft giggle
"Onee-san luuurvs you~"
>Squeezes you tighter, just to drive the point home
>It barely seems worth it to argue with her, since you'd fallen in love with her, those ten summers ago

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http://pastebin.com/4UEMWVYQ
Ghoulmas

Merry Christmas /mgt/,

As I mentioned in the previous thread, I made this way longer than I initially intended. So unfortunately, all I was able to write this festive and jolly day was about half of it. It's late and I'm about to pass out.

But hopefully you guys enjoy this half and the next I'll try to finish tomorrow. As for the actual story, It's just Ghoul, but picked back up some months later around christmas. As always, comments and criticisms are more than appreciated.

Where’s that anon who said he would write an onimusha story if I did another ghoul one?

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>>16312037
Those damn dark mages. Always up to something.

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>>16311975
Tender sweet sex for the day, a change of pace from the domination of most normal days. At least that's how mine does it

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>>16312030
Where's the ribbon?

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>>16312056
>spoiler
You people are making bargains now? Sweet.

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>>16312077
I think it was just a joke, but still. Man can dream.

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>>16312037
That's a good story.

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>>16312037
>shotashit
puking_anime_girl.iso

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>>16312093
I'm going to push her on her back, turtles are weak to that!

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>>16312037
>You will never re-enact the /ss/ chapter of Fella Pure with your monstergirl onee-chan

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>>16312093
>Ignore turtle gets art
Very surprising, well at least she got a Christmas present of her own

>>16312097
Her /fit/ shark mermaid friends will make you regret bullying her

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>>16312093
>you will never invoke the wrath of the sea, for bullying the turtle with your dick.

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>>16312107
I'll punch them on the nose, sharks can't handle that!

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Why do the Dorome's huge hands give me a raging boner
Why do I want her to push her big muddy palms together so I can fuck them

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>>16312107
>shark mermaids
Time for belly rubs

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>>16312109
But anon that's exactly what she wants!

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>>16312113
Because you're a faggot who didn't appreciate Gnome before so she became softgnome.

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>>16312093
Well this is a shock, could say it's a Christmas miracle that she got art.

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I know we have the translation done by the person here, but when are we getting the mgr official profile thing with all the pretty text?

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>>16312093
artist?

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>>16312128
How did you even jump to that conclusion?

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>>16312138
http://luckyxclover.tumblr.com/post/154934834908/monster-girl-based-on-umi-osho

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>>16312141
I'm feeling frisky.

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>>16312056
That was pretty hot and cute, and it was nice to see Lily get more attention.

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>>16312093
She really rocks my guac.

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>>16312113
Because when you see those big protective hands your animal instincts of survival kicks in and you unconsciously tag her a prime mating material

Also Dorome are cute so that helps

>>16312128
You got to make an elementalist contract with Gnome and then people ask you for help, and your Gnome waifu can't refuse because she's too kind and you end up journeying the world to build houses, prevent famines, etc...

I'd rather go for the simple minded mud version who just wants to hug me

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>>16312016
What if they enjoy being cuddly White Horns and Yetis and don't want to go back?

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>>16312056
>dat goth Automaton
I like her description, hot damn.

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>>16311348
>>16311358
>>16311386
>>16311392
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>>16311482
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>>16311643
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>>16312109

Who are you quoting?

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>>16312192
zun pls

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>>16312175
Glad you liked it
>Lily get more attention.
Well she's kind of always around, it's just all throughout ghoul most of it was spent in their little mausoleum/home thing or out in town. The only places where she isn't.

>>16312189
Thanks. I just realized I forgot to describe her hair. It's uh, long and white, lets go with that

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>>16311809
he means this one

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>>16312203
I'd love a long haired Automaton with a different loadout and body-type for Christmas.

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>>16312223
That Izayoi has some nice thighs.

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>>16312223
I'd recommend not trying to make that more innocent than it really is.

[Anonymous No.]

Merry Christmas monster.

Here is an angel for you

Gloria in excelsis Deo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312230
>>16312237
it's fine I personally prefer dragon Mei anyway, that potential "hidden badass" aspect is appealing even if over done

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/v/ here
merry christmas

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>>16311533
>>16311552
Santa Claws is a cute kitty cat.

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>>16312285
Merry Christmas too, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

How upset would you be if a unlikeable Monster Girl, such as say Goblins, raped you on Christmas?

Would it be ruined for you? Would future Christmas's remind you of it?

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>>16312304
All that hopping around gives Jiang-shi meaty thighs.

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>>16312306
There are very few monsters I actually dislike
I spend Christmas with my family. I'd tell any monsters that if they lay a finger on any of them im going to bite my own tongue off and choke to death

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>>16312306
but I like goblins

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>>16312309
You can also just write 'thick thighs' on their seal and get the same

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>>16312306
>goblins
>unlikeable
I hope you get coal next year.

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>>16312241
That's a pure monster

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>>16312306
That would ruin Christmas. Probably not forever, but I'd totally use it as an excuse to score a nice Christmas waifu.

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>>16312306
My list of unlikable monster girl is really short, if fact I can even post it

Centaur
Kobold
Large Mouse
Cait Sith
Cu Sith
Dwarf

Christmas would be utterly ruined unless they really made it up afterwards and every future Christmas would be spent naked in my baththub trying to clean off the memory unless a nice Dorome married me and healed me

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>>16312306
It would be the cherry on top of the shit sundae that's been this Christmas.

That said, goblins are cute, and I've pulled hobgoblins quite frequently in those random monster pulls. I take it as a sign that one may be after me.

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>>16312322
I want my own Hobgoblin

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>>16312382
What's she writing in that book?

[Anonymous No.]

Is it concerning when my top 3 monster girls are all the same monster

[Anonymous No.]

Lactating yandere Liches.

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>>16312382
I think if I had a Hobgoblin wife I'd spend all my money getting her cute outfits.

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>>16312387
You mean they're close species

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>>16312390
Lactating yanderes sound like they'd be wonderful, I want a fox one.

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>>16312399
No, I mean they're the same
Gnome
Dark Gnome
Dorome

[Anonymous No.]

Morning everyone.

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>>16312407
They'd find some way to include their sweet monstergirl milk in your diet, or better yet force a lactating nipple to your mouth and force you to drink.

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>>16312421
I wanna milk that Mad Hatter.

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>>16312410
Mud slut!
MUD SLUT!

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>>16312309
They need to drink some Holst milk before they start their hopping.

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>>16312410
Truly a child of the soil

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>>16312425
There will be nursing handjobs, many nursing handjobs. I also do like the idea of forced nursing, it falls under the god-tier fetish that is gentle+loving femdom.

I also imagine she'll be "supplements" to increase her bust size and milk production.

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>>16312410
I bet you masturbate during earthquakes.

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>>16312421
>A Mad Hatter will never invite you to stay at her place for the night as you travel through Wonderland.
>You unknowingly take a sip from a potent raging mushroom tea and black out.
>Wake up the next morning, exhausted.
>Walk into the kitchen to find Mad Hatter wearing a loose shirt, with messy hair.
>As she passes you a cup, she comments on how much of an animal you were last night.
>You don't remember anything, but at least she's made some food for you to take on your journey.

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>>16312446
>I also do like the idea of forced nursing, it falls under the god-tier fetish that is gentle+loving femdom.
I wish that was more common.

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>>16312410
Patrician taste, too bad you can't have all 3 but I'd love a bigamous relationship with a Dorome and a Dark Gnome

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>>16312452
Not dog food by any chance

[Anonymous No.]

So a Dorome can take in nearby dirt and mud and move it as if it were her own body, and create clones from it, yeah?
What if she instead used the extra mass to grow to a height of around 9 feet or so?

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>>16311336
>no christmas yuletide monstergirls
>no candy cane glacies

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>>16312478
She probably can but then she would be able to hug her husband as efficiently so why do that?

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>>16312478
Probably could, though I imagine the extent of their powers increases logarithmically with mana intake.
So you're gonna need to dick them quite a bit before you can get hüge mud.

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>>16312476
Tea cakes, a few tea bags, and an invitation to a tea party happening in a few days.

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>>16312476
It's Wonderland. Could go any way.

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>>16312483
>no shortstack winter Elves

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>>16312421
Hatters are among my favorite. Classy well behaved ladies that are lewd inside are the best. I want one to give me footjobs all long throughout tea parties

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>>16312506
Most sensible and helpful girl in Wonderland.

At least by Wonderland standards.

[Anonymous No.]

Is this thread about MGQ or just monster girls in general?

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>>16312478
>>16312491
Wouldn't*

I forgot to add that she'd be more than happy to do it if her husband asked her to nicely, just like how a Wurm wouldn't go back to her original form on her own but would if her husband wanted it

Also this >>16312492

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>>16312516
In general.
Heavily MGE focused, but things from other works do show up.

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>>16312513
gokkun is a top tier fetish

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>>16312447
What about that one anon who was aroused by Ohio

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>>16312527
Or the one anon who masturbates to floor tiles?

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>>16312538
Or the anon that likes latex, dogs and fucks his daughter.

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>>16312550
Ain't go shit on all those anons who literally fuck and cum on/in their guns. I am one of those anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>Winter in the Steam City
>It's always a cunt, the way that steam and pipe-work ironically leaves everything feeling colder than it really is
>You're a machinist, of course. But then, it's not like there's much pickings in the region between courier, machinist, engineer, or miner.
>Lord how you'd hate to be one of those poor bastards in this weather
>Most of the people here are human, with a few Gremlins here and there, but you don't have to worry about having company so explosive over
>Rather, you're not even sure you can call her "company", more like a household appliance that can speak and emote, but little else
>Slowly, you open the door, so as to not draw attention to yourself to your apartment
"Welcome home, Sir."
>She's standing there in the doorway, her diadem-like headpiece's gem lighting up as her eyes focus on you
>A relic of the ancient era, she's a fully autonomous organsim, an android of sorts
>You still remember the day you found her, in the ruins, and how she... No, best not think about it
"Sir, I am reading increased levels of pheromones from you. Shall I attend to you?"
>She's walking forward on stiletto like legs, her mouth opening, the lubricant giving the inside the appearance of moistness
>Before you can protest, she's pulling your pants down, her soft hands drawing you quickly to an erection
"Please, allow me to fulfill my primary directive."
>Close the door, bracing your back against it as she takes you inside of her mouth
>Her tongue flicks your urethra as she bobs back and forth slowly at first, languishing in the taste of your member
>«Please feel free to comment on this unit's performance, Sir.», her voice chimes from the diadem
>You sometimes forget she can do that, her pace remaining consistent as she fellates you
>One of her hands reaches down and fondles your testes as she continues to slurp and bob, slurp and bob
>«All studies indicate this is the most effective way to produce male ejaculation, Sir. The materials provided were most helpful.»
>Before you can ask who gave her these 'study materials', you can feel a familiar tingling in your balls
>They draw close as you hold the automaton's head to the hilt, spilling your seed into her as a supplementary energy source
>After you're done, she stands once more, her mouth making a dull 'whrrrr' as interior systems clean it of jism
"Thank you, Sir."
>Struggling to regain your composure, you pop a question you'd know would at least get her off your back for a while
>'The human holiday called Christmas is coming up, and I have some money saved... is there anything you would like?'
"I do not understand, Sir. This unit requires nothing except protein from you. This activity is pointless."
>'That's not a real answer.'
>She pauses
"I wish I could be human, the know what it means to feel. To know what motherhood is like."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312554
Garand dick

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>>16312557
This is pretty hot.

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>>16312557
>"I wish I could be human, the know what it means to feel. To know what motherhood is like."
Awww

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>>16312557
Buy her a roomba.

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>>16312557
Better save up for an artificial womb.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you need a maid?

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>>16312637
Or maybe a recently excavated Lolitautomaton

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>>16312646
A Shog is fine,

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>>16312647
Can I program her to be smug?

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>>16312655
Automatons aren't "programmed", they learn things.

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>>16312557
>Gremlin co-worker of yours' ears perk up when you ask her something rather... intimate
"What? Seriously? Do you realize how silly you sound right now? That's coming from m-- HEY, GET OFF THAT!"
>One of the 'guinea pigs' has straddled what looks like a large box with a dildo on top, the thrumming of it making her face contort with pleasure
>Gremlin shakes her head, turning back to you
"Once they get on, they can't get off. But anyway, to answer your question, I'm sure you can find a way to make it work if the dead girls can do it."
>Quirk your eyebrow, watching the breasts of the young woman jiggle, looking back at the smaller Gremlin
>'Do you ever use it?'
"Honey, if I wanted some action I'd just sit on my honey and have him spin me around like a record."
>She even puts in one of those little booty jiggles, showing off her tramp stamp that her 'hubby' left her
>Start spending the better part of the next month working in your shop, taking to heart what she had said
>You mull over the Gremlins' words through all those sleepless nights, even as the android sucks you off, she's even started expanding her library of 'literature' into the other erotic arts like thigh-jobs and dry humping
>The synthetic material her torso is crafted from is soft and pliant like real flesh, so in the end she still exhausts you
>You manage to procure more of it from models too defunct to ever work again
>Working, working, working.
>It's the day before Christmas, many of the menfolk having taken the day off to be with their families
"Sir, I do not need regular maintenance, your worry is unnecessary."
>Power her off for some peace and quiet, bring ing out the 'supplemental additions' the Gremlin helped you create to pass, looking up and offering a prayer to whatever God was listening to let it work
>...
>Her eyes open in your apartment on your bed, body re-calibrating to having been turned off for an extended period of time, her long wheat blonde artificial hair splayed out all around on the bed
"Sir, you have made unauthorized alterations to this model. Please explain."
>'It's your Christmas present.'
>She looks down, seeing the hidden folds of what appears to be an anatomically correct vulva, glistening with lubricant as you stroke yourself to her side
"Explain."
>'You wanted to know what it feels to be human, now here's your chance.'
"Sir, I do not appreciate the attempt at sarcasm. An exhaust port is hardly the appropriate place to interface. My mouth is much more pleasurable."

Gonna finish this off in the next post

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>>16312655
no that goes against the EULA

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>>16312646
I would prefer an Automaton maid.

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>>16312660
>Gonna finish this off in the next post
Please do.

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>>16312646
You're hired. Your first task is to clean me.

[Anonymous No.]

Has KC done any official foot focused art besides the dark elf bonus art?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312666
It's okay, the EULA isn't actually legally enforceable in many jurisdictions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312646
No, I'm the one who does most of the household chores while my waifu is at work. My daughteru helps with some of the smaller chores, but she's hardly a maid. Even when she wears a maid outfit.

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>>16312668
Why would you want some heartless pile of metal when you can get an organic waifu?

>>16312693
Mandragora root sucking in her bonus art
Ice Queen's profile picture has lewd feet but that's not intentional

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>>16312701
I keep forgetting about mandroga, mostly because thats just weird roots not feet.
Can you see them past her shoes in the ice queen profile?
I wonder if any of the however many short stories strange has done by this point has any of this stuff.

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>>16312701
Because Automatons are cuter.

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>>16312693
Only Mandragora, and I guess a few random girls that incidentally have foot-focused poses.

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>>16312701
>Why would you want some heartless pile of metal when you can get an organic waifu?
I feel more comfortable with mechnical and electical stuff,
I kind of just get it more than I do people,
thats why im working on one irl

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>>16312709
>Can you see them past her shoes in the ice queen profile?
If you look closely yes, her shoes are slightly translucent but not enough to show clear forms

>>16312710
True, but that doesn't change the fact that you could marry a living being instead

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>>16312701
>Automatons
>Pile of metal
They're squishy with attachable metal bits!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312717
But Automatons are natural Kuuderes, I can't stop myself from loving Kuuderes.

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>>16312660
>Not one to listen after all those torturous fellatio sessions, you move between her legs, pressing the flared head of your cock to her synthetic lower lips, pushing forward slooooowly
"Sir I do not thi--iiii!"
>She pauses, an involuntarily internal spasm going off, forcing your cock inside of her in an almost air-tight seal
"This is... what is..."
>'You'll have to explain better'
>Pull out all the way until only the tip of your cock is left inside of her, diving all the way back in to the base of your hilt
>She's processing as you start a steady rhythm of thrusting inside of her, the friction of her vagina keeping you at full arousal
"Ahn."
>Your heart skips a beat mid-stroke
"I'm sorry, Sir. But if you are going to continue this course of action, my literature suggests I make a noise similar to that in accordance with your stroking. Was that not to your liking?"
>It has just the opposite effect, making you thrust with more fervor before, and each time you do, she lets out a small moan
>Another spasm, and a jetting of warm fluids to rush over your cock, keeping you at full mast still yet
>'Did you just orgasm?'
"I... Merely received an over-stimulation of physical sensation and lost control of the contraband parts you installed."
>'So basically, you had an orgasm.'
"Sir, please."
>Putting one of her legs onto your shoulder, you start to thrust deeper and deeper, hitting a cushioned ring at the end of the slick tunnel
>«What is that?»
>Her diadem chimes as she's too busy moaning, matching your cadence with her hips gyrating against yours
>'That's your cervix. You didn't think I'd scrimp out on the true human experience, do you?'
>«Does that mean?»
>Nod to her, focusing all of your thrusts to the base, feeling your balls tingle. It was no small feat, getting ovum production to work.
>«This pleasure... it's not fair...»
>The kiss is perfect as you explode like a supernova into her, the sheen of sweat covering your body, her diadem emitting a shrill, electronic shriek that lasts for minutes
>...
>Months have passed, and you're working in your shop again when the Automaton... No no, her name is 'Lempi'
>That weird northern bastard told you to name her that, but you just call her Lem for short now
>Another Christmas present during the throes of wanton love-making
"Sir... I can feel her kicking."
>Her stomach is distended in a full third trimester of pregnancy, ultra sounds have shown a bio-mechanical fusion of a child within Lem's stomach
>That Christmas, at Lem's request, you install new breasts, heavy and milk-laden to 'feed' your daughter with, her small ruby diadem letting off small beeps and chimes as she suckles her mother's teat
>Something akin to a tear running down her cheek as it happens
"It's just lubricant, Sir. Nothing more."
>Her sapphire diadem gem shining a bright pink

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>>16312723
>That Christmas, at Lem's request, you install new breasts, heavy and milk-laden to 'feed' your daughter with, her small ruby diadem letting off small beeps and chimes as she suckles her mother's teat
Hnnngh

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>>16312693

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>>16312732
those aren't feet they're just roots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312376
>tfw you will never be healed by a cute MG

[Anonymous No.]

I want to steal an Automaton's arms and legs so I can watch her wriggle around on the floor like a worm.

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>>16312733
>those aren't feet they're just paws
Monster girls tend to put their own spins on common fetishes.
Also why would you even want normal foot fetish art from KC, the guy sucks at drawing human feet but he's great at non human ones

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>>16312693
the ancient Chinese considered the feet of a woman to be extremely erotic , so if I think there should be feetsies stuff for jiang shi.

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>>16312745
>the ancient Chinese considered the feet of a woman to be extremely erotic
Then why did they mutilate the shit out of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312745
Jiang-Shi were in the Qing Dynasty though, not ancient China.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312745
The Chinese are also subhuman monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312749
probably the same reason we mutilate breasts with silicon.

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>>16312744
The dark elf extra art was hot

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>>16312740
She's going to deploy her flying engine and begin hostilities to get back her limbs

[Anonymous No.]

Merry Christmas, thread. Been a while since I visited here. To celebrate, I commissioned Snibako to draw my waifu.
She looks like an MGE anubis, but she's not. I guess she's my original character, Blanubis.
Anyway, Snib went above and beyond with this commission, and I want to publicly sing his praises in the thread. In my opinion, he drew her perfectly. Hopefully the thread likes the pictures too. You can see them all here:
http://snibako.tumblr.com/

Also, to the punk-loving Anon with a hellhound waifu named Sarah, got some good news and bad news.
Bad news is your present isn't ready for Christmas yet.
But the good news is that there's something in the works for you which I hope you'll like.

Hope you all had/are having a happy Christmas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312762
>my original character, Blanubis
Nani?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fGFjoeyc6I
Context for the joke.

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>>16312762
I think I remember seeing you talk about your waifu. It's that one anubutt that has a bit more fluff, right?

Nice to see some waifus coming to shape. She's pretty cute, Anon.

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>>16312767
Aw jeez. Alright, carry on.

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>>16312376
Centaur to tsundere for you?

Though she honestly would probably get shitfaced on the eggnog by accident and rape you and "demand you take responsibility".

On the flipside she'd also be the one who brought the main course for Christmas Dinner, like some Elk, Turkey, ect.

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>>16312728
Honestly I gave her that name because it's Christmas and I feel like being nice to Alp.

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>>16312772
Yeah, basically. A little mane of fur, digitigrade legs, different paws, and some more fur among other differences.
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312756
Yeah but tits are sexual headlights.

[Anonymous No.]

Since we're already started on the topic, how does your waifu deviates from the profile picture (if she does at all)?

>Mindflayer
Her skin is slightly paler
Her monstrous parts are slightly darker
Her head tentacles are longer along with her hair
She has blue eyes
She wears dark lipstick most of the time because I ask her to

I don't think talking about clothing would be that interesting but feel free to do so

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCabI3MdV9g

BRING OUT THOSE CHRISTMAS STORIES, FAGGOTS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312829
>Anubis
She's much larger than the profile picture in everyway. She's taller, thicker, has bigger ears, paws, and tail, and she also has darker toned skin. Her biggest difference though is instead of the standard red eyes, she actually has green eyes, close to that of an emerald.

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>>16312837
We had 2 of those if I recall correctly

You reminded me to drop the last few Christmas drawings from Japanese tweeter: http://imgur.com/a/0rC8r

Here is yesterday's album if anyone missed it: http://imgur.com/a/ZmD35

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312866
>Succubus energy drain picture
Goddamnit not now boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312829
>Dragon
Her horns are bent backwards with a cutie tip.
Her scales are black and she doesn't have big meaty claws, they are just a bit bigger than a human's hand.
Her hair is a gradient orange that is almost red near the root.
Average bust, hips and a nice sized ass, pretty athletic overall. However, she is rather short for being a dragon. She is just a bit bigger than your average human female.
She is just a bit tanned. You can't even notice it.

[Anonymous No.]

How does Christmas without your waifu feel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312882
I don't know, but it being our anniversary without her actually being here is an odd one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312882
bad.

Thanks for asking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312882
the same it felt like last year

lonely...

[Anonymous No.]

Is the dark mage profile going to get consolidated into one pastebin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312882
Feels terrible. To top all it off, I'm also incredibly sick, too.
>tfw she will never spend the day taking care of me, making me soup and helping me feel better

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>>16312844
You're the guy who got his waifu drawn, she's a cutie

>>16312880
>Her hair is a gradient orange that is almost red near the root.
I'm a slut for gradient hair, the rest of her sounds great too except her size

>>16312882
I actually took a long walk this morning to get some alone time with her and celebrate morning somewhat properly so it felt like she was there

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>>16312882

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>>16312882
The same like every year. Sad and lonely.
It was cool but it felt a bit short this year. I don't know why though

>>16312306
But Goblins are cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312901
She gets bullied because of her size. Please don't bully her either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312882
The same as failing at suicide last night via alcohol poisoning. Disappointing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312905
Bad Moth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312911
Bad Human

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>>16312910
Well if it didn't work the first time then try again.

No seriously, do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312913
Bed human?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312911
fuck you she's a good girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312901
Indeed I am, and thank you! I've been entertaining the idea of getting a few commissions of her once the new year rolls around. Just need to think of what I want drawn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312920
good at mind raping moms and shotas

[Anonymous No.]

Merry Christmas to all the little Mice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312926
I still remember where in one doujin series Nazrin took a fuck-ton of fertility drugs and fucked a guy. She got pregnant and gave birth like two days later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312920
She's a terrible girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312890
>Dark Mage
>A Majin-type that manipulates various types of magic
>Sometimes confused with Sabbath's Witch.
>Instead of becoming witches through Bapho power, they are human women that turn into witches by unconsciously absorbing demonic power for the sake of satisfying some extreme desire.
>In other words, they're women that basically sell their souls to DE.
>Unlike Witches, who usually use magic for the sake of the organization and others, Dark Mages are much more hedonistic and selfish, and use magic mostly for their own pleasure.
First info we got on her

>Usually living in unpopular areas like forests or swamps, they rarely appear in front of people.
>However, if one does appear, it is to satisfy their own desires using their great magical power.
>As they are very honest with their feelings, they are unrestrained in sex, and act with the desires of a demon when seeking men.
>When they find a favorable man, they will employ great magic, and go through great lengths to capture him.
>It is said that they will sometimes even change the man's entire village into a demon realm.
>With the village turned into a demon realm, they will naturally take up residence and start big incidents such as turning every single human into monstrous subordinates.
>These notorious witches are not the Sabbath witches, they are Dark Mages known only as "Wicked Witches".
Then we got this 2 threads ago

I don't think I missed anything

>>16312905
Come on man...
I was somehow happy, but you had to post sad pofu and ruin my night

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312932

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312932
Fucking thanks to that thread I kind of want to do a short with Yan-Mayadere Dark Mage versus Not!Magina Anti-Mage.

MAGIC SUCKS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312926
For Christmas I'm going to put all the little Mice in fluffy straitjackets and make them be my hug-pillow pile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312935
Usually when I love a hentai's plot, girl, artstyle, fetish, etc... I go back to it dozens of times
This one I just can't, hell I can go back to some messed up stuff but a sad moth is way too much for me to handle
So please, stop posting it

That latest one where she's happily married is a whole different deal though, it's probably in my top 5

[Anonymous No.]

Here's your present, dude! Merry Christmas!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312957
But she's not even holding anything! Where's my present?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312882
I try not to think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312957
Shit, I must have been far better behaved than I figured.
The real question is "how am I gonna get her home?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312957
Big, meaty foxes are my favorite, although I think we can go further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312959
You can't make a fox say it out loud!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312957
Looks a little too fat to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312977
Look at those Fox Cannons!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312952
>That latest one where she's happily married is a whole different deal though
I think the author said, it was just all a dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312977
A grand arsenal.
Although I think I can help that fox get bigger calcium cannons.
Gonna show those holsts whose boss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312829
>Dark Slime
Demon proportions with a hime cut. She wears a giant wizard hat and silky thigh highs because she knows I like it.

She's always transforming though.

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>>16312986
I refuse to go along with whatever that twisted man said, he was the one who made her sad in the first
Now she's happy, I'm happy, everyone is happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugJfjmxOR2I

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312999
>Now she's happy
i think its the kids dream though
though maybey its a premonition to just try to accept her.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a particularly verbose Centaur waifu!
I'll call her Ms. Ed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312876
>tfw no succubus to drain your life and consume your soul

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313002
I don't see after so many cycles he didn't at least try talking to her, asking her name and such. she doesn't seem that unreasonable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313019
Does she have sisters named Edd and Eddy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312882
It keeps me sound at night when I think about her beside me.

But,
>tfw you can never replicate cuddling a Shoggoth

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312905
Please don't make the moth sad pls thank

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313039
Nope, she's just a horse, of course.
She'll give you an answer that you endorse, and she'll do it by talking until her voice is horse, providing that she's got something to say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313044
Climb between two memory foam mattress'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313025
Go back to /d/ bollocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313051
I may be a wage slave. But I can't afford that kind of luxury.

I just want to experience the simply things such as hugs. I can't even do that.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to stick a hose in a flow kelp's mouth and let it run for a while to see what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313093
is that for science?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313093
Can you hear it, Anon? She is ara araing and making her boobs bounce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313095
Yeah sure.
Science.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313099
Ok, then we're going to keep going for a while longer just in case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313102
I don't think this is safe. She'll be sitting on top of a fancy throne with her legs and arms crossed, giving you just a tease of what's down there and pushing her boobs up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313107
Then we'll keep going.
I want to see what'll happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313093
http://i.imgur.com/PgoJE18.jpg

Something like this, I'd imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313019
>>16313039
If the Kanker sisters were or turned into monster girls, what would they be?

I could see Lee being a Basilisk, for Marie a Succubus and May could be a cute Harpy or Kobold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313118
....Maybe I'll turn it off a bit before we got there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313112
She'll be permanently locked in that way and no matter how much water is sucked from her she won't change.

Fuck I'm imagining her demanding me to suck her toes in order to draw all the water she has in her body. Fuck you and your experiments, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312932
Do you think theres a specific ritual one has to go through to turn into a dark mage or can a mage who's surrounded by a bunch of demonic energy just sort of do it on instinct

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313129
But where is it all going?
Her hips?
Her thighs?
Her chest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313129
>>16313123
>>16313107
>>16313093
>Stick hose and turn on the water to Flow Kelp-chan
>All in the sake of science, you tell yourself
>I mean shit, she's practically a loli anyway
>Wake up on the couch, OH MY GOD HOW LONG HAS THE HOSE BEEN GOING
>Run into the room you left her in, sitting on one of your chairs is the Flow Kelp
>She's now a nice 5'8, with wide hips and curvaceous thighs, we're talking brickhouse, baby!
>Her breasts have expanded to at least G Cups in size, bouncing as she "Ara Ara~"s at you
>TFW kissing Kelp-ojousama's feet as she bullies you sexually for your negligence with a sticky footjob, followed by femdom breast smothering sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313135
All of the above

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313138
>>16313135
Stop. My mind is filled with licking all over the Ara welp's body and having her do things to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313138
Nice.

>>16313147
Never!
Science always must progress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313093
I imagine that after a certain point (let's say when she's 7" tall and STACKED) the rest of the water will just come right out perhaps from her nipples?

>>16313134
From what we have there doesn't seem to be any rituals involved
Raw emotions, magic and mamono mana should do the trick this sentence reminded me of shonens

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313163
Could be.
That would be quite nice, especially if the rest of her follows her chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313157
No! Your experiments are killing me. Think about your fellow Anon.
I-I'm not a test subject, right?

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe it's Christmas and we aren't talking about Christmas cake girls. Come on anons. Nobody ever talks about the lonely Christmas cake girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313168
Depends, are you an alp?
Those are the only anons I'd experiment on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313134
I look at them from the perspective of what they would be like in a gritty non lewd setting. Normally you have the weird demonic sorcerers who harness ~dark power~ and gain incredible strength at the cost of going nuts. Given the motifs I'd say there might be some kind of ritual but its a short simple process, like waving your hands in the air in the form of a ruin and reciting some flowery short incantation about surrendering your soul to the dark.
Basically just take evil sorcerers in other media and turn them lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313172
Of course I'm not an Alp. I'm getting hard thinking about a big, busty Kelp dominating me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312829
>Tentacle
About average size
Likes to wear a hairpin that resembles a sunflower, per her namesake
Kind of on the childish side but still lewd
Sees the Dryad that owns the inn where she was born as a mother figure
Kind of a rape machine

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313048
>>16312999
but how does she get there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313176
Oh.
For that you can always bring your own for science.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313182
I don't think I would resist her to be honest. I might like flow kelps now thanks to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313181
Get where

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313192
to that happy ending

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312997
That's one lewd slime
Bonus points for the hime cut

>>16313177
>Tentacle
I'm very surprised and happy to see her receiving some much deserved love, you described her personality more than her looks though

I have something to admit: I masturbated to the Tentacles' profile picture 3 times

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313208
She's really not special in appearance outside of wearing the sunflower thing because her name is Girasol

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313170
You just reminded me that by monstergirl standards, I'm already a christmas cake. Now I feel horrible, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312829
>Vampire
Closer to 7 feet than 6
Body's like the Titania/Demon one
Long blonde hair instead of short hair
Freckles
Paler skin, almost white
Dom, more sadistic but less into the master-servant relationship
More blood crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312762
She's gorgeous senpai!

I thought about asking Mono for such a lovely scene when he was doing Christmas Requests the other day, but figured it would be too similar to the Salamander he'd drawn previously. So asked for this instead!

Merry Christmas to you and your waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313170
can monster girl Christmas cake love male Christmas cake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312829
Anubis.
Sabbath member, with all that implies.
Slightly more conservative regular dress.
Shorter haircut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313220
That's not how that works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313221
No. Older monstergirls are only interested in shotas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313138
kelp feet sound like they would be fantastic

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313237
While it is true many older monstergirls are shotacons, not all of them are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313237
then which mg loves male Christmas cakes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313246
Nobody.

Monster girls only love shotas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313246
None?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313231
Not how what works? Requests?

Or forming snow into a pyramidal prism?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you waifu like George Michael?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313255
She'd probably think he was an alp waiting to happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313210
Does she at least have long hair?
>Spoiler
I had to check that it wasn't a pokemon's name, it's a cute name but I wouldn't associate it to a waifu
My waifu's name doesn't sound that waifu-y either so I'm not one to judge

>>16313219
Man, it looks like you have a lot to deal with
Great waifu but I'd probably break if I was in your situation

>>16313227
Loli Anubises are cute, I wouldn't have guessed someone had waifu'd one that explains the love she receives whenever she's brought up

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312762
>tfw Snib was taking requests and then disappeared a few weeks ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312932
>As they are very honest with their feelings, they are unrestrained in sex, and act with the desires of a demon when seeking men.
So that means they can enter Shirohebi-tier "[X] is mine mine MINE" territory?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312957
>>16312977
This cow of a fox better yield some fine milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313258
Well I mean, she's a plant, and her motif is sunflowers so it kind of fits.

Her hair would be longer the older she gets, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to develop a terminal disease and find that there is a small but significant sect of monster girls who devote their time to comforting and paying attention to the terminally ill and rotate out when they start feeling dulled to the whole ordeal. I want to succumb to the disease in the presence of my new and only friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313170
Only if she's a THICC masochistic CC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312829
>Crow Tengu
Not much. She styles her hair different, sometimes going for a ponytail. She's a bit taller then species norm. Slightly gloomy and into weird roleplaying. Flaps her wings and makes bird noises when upset. Has feathery pubes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313289
Well anon, I don't exactly know what to say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313258
>Man, it looks like you have a lot to deal with
It's never bad to deal with perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313210
>Girasol
That's fucking cute. I hope she spins under the sun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313258
What's your waifu's name, Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313170
Another Christmas alone and she's even made 2 cups of hot cocoa

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313246
Monoeyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313220
Thanks man, means a lot coming from you.
I wasn't here to catch Mono doing requests, but nice one getting that from him. This and .less' pic are both really highlighting how great an anubis can look in winter clothes.
Also, the idea of a perfect snow pyramid is really appealing, for some reason.

Anyway, merry Christmas. May you stumble upon an entire isolated winter village populated by fluffy, winter-tanned anubi.

>>16313274
Well, he's still alive, but I can't exactly speak for him. If you want to talk to him, he's got his contact email address on his Tumblr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313118
I feel like that's more of nitrogen's job than water's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313246
Lolis.
And Alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313258
Loli Anubis a best.

And yet, despite wanting a Loli Waifu, all the art I've gotten of Anubi has been more-or-less normal.

I should correct that one of these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313333
>May you stumble upon an entire isolated winter village populated by fluffy, winter-tanned anubi.
Goodness that sounds like the comfiest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313377
So haughty!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313377
Pudgy, bottom heavy anubis lolis are for impregnating and embarrassing sexual positions!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313405
It's what they call pride before the fall.
When she falls onto your bed, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313419
>pudgy
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313432
Yes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313432
>not wanting, thick, supple anubutt sitting on your face
More for me then!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313432
If you don't want pudgy, then take a slim loli anubis after she's stuffed her face to her heart's content during Christmas dinner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313437
>>16313441
Pudgy is often conflated with legitimate fatfaggotry. So no, I don't want that. I'll just stick regular pear-shaped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313432
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313452
That is acceptable, but pudgy lolis are disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313450
No, one that just has a bit of chub.

if you want to go bigger than that's your choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313452
That flat wight is not pudgy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313459
Her backside is bound to be pudgy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313465
That wouldn't be pudgy.
That's just a fat ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313455
Mate, I just hate how fatfags co-opt terminology for their own purposes. Chubby, pudgy, thicc, curvy, et cetera. They all inevitably get used to exclusively refer to fat/obese instead of what they're supposed to.

At least 'voluptuous' still seems safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313452
>When your momster takes Wonderland cake to prove she was cuter when she was younger

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313471
>Chubby, pudgy
Those are definitely fat, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313471
>At least 'voluptuous' still seems safe.

I won't shatter that illusion.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw cutest bug is over

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313471
Voluptuous hasn't been safe for ages man.
It's worse off than any of those I'd wager.

Anyway, the only thing you can really do about that is to call the actual fatfags for what they are when they show themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313480
Did it really end? I need to catch up on that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313478
They are now. There was a time people used them to refer to "slightly overweight, but not fat." At least in terms of their usage in porn/fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313477
That way she can sit on my face with her fat loli ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313487
Yes, it did.

She basically becomes his waifu at the end of it. Apparently her species can reproduce, having had intercourse with any available male, to include humans. So when she means she wants Kiji's eggs, she literally wants to have his children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313471
Gelbooru seems to have things fairly straight with the division between "Plump" and "Fat". For the most part at least.

>>16313485
The horrific exaggeration of voluptuous is more the fault of furries than fatfags... though there does seem to be a fair deal of crossover between the two.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the Devils place on the MGE Succubus hierarchy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313479
>>16313485
Are you fucking serious? The fucking official dictionary definition literally say "curvaceous and sexually attractive." All other official definitions basically same the same thing. Fucking pic related is voluptuous (apologies for non-MG).

Fatfags, or whoever the fuck is responsible for co-opting this term should be shot in public.

[Anonymous No.]

Since words ton't seem to work anymore, what about a visual depiction of what is ok and what isn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313529
>what about a visual depiction of what is ok and what isn't?
If she's a pear or hourglass she's dandy.

If she's an apple she can fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313534
pears are superior fruit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313539
Pear Barometz when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313526
I don't know, but I do know that that Devil's getting her tits coated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313529
Doubt it. To much personal taste in there, never going to get a consensus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313490
Exactly, "chubby" and "pudgy" have never refered to anything but overweight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313527
Fatfags seem to have an aversion to actually having what they love called "fat," even though it's a correct and succinct summary of it.
Combine this with a desire to have their shit accepted by everyone else hey anon you like curvy girls right? and they start using those words to try and pretend that there's no difference between the two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313480
It's already over? I thought the latest thing was only the 2nd chapter

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313490
>overweight, but not fat.
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313527
>Are you fucking serious? The fucking official dictionary definition literally say "curvaceous and sexually attractive." All other official definitions basically same the same thing. Fucking pic related is voluptuous

This is the nature of language and appropriation of words.
The solution is to understand that people all have their individual interpretations of these words. Unless a character is explicitely described or shown as fat, it's safe to assume that usage of words like "curvy", "voluptuous", "soft" and even "pudgy" in this thread are being used to illustrate a character who, while they might have more fat than average, isn't actually overweight or who looks unhealthy/unappealing.
Remember also that there's a large difference between an actual person who looks fat, and how anime-style character are depicted as fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313564
>slightly

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313567
>overweight

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313565
Alternatively we could just purge fatfags and furry degenerates from society.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313563
It was supposed to only be one volume but the author fucked up and it turned into three.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313572
>I still don't know how to read, the post

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313573
Organising such a scheme would prove troublesome. There would be many logistical hurdles to overcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313578
You can't be overweight yet not fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313526
I believe they are slightly below average tire. If succubus counts as the standard.
And that pic makes me want to get a oppai devil for Christmas. Damn you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312829
Not hugely different.
>Hellhound
Taller than me/dire. Maybe about 7 feet tall, thereabouts.
Muscular, not really bodybuilder muscular, but more athletically muscular, defined abs, strong arms, that kind of thing.
Slightly smaller boobs. Never been big on the giant anime balloon tits.

[Anonymous No.]

Next year I promise to try and get back into writing smutty shit for you lot, but in the mean time TIME HAS BEEN ERASED

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313587
There's a difference between a pleasant amount of chub and HAMPLANET.
Hamplanet is generally what is being talked about when referring to fatfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312829
>Lich
Larger breast.
A few more pleasure runes.
Black lipstick.
A few rune like makings on her face

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313605
At least upload your Automaton short you ninny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312829
Dammit, I love Automatons as a whole.
So thinking of what a specific one would look like while injecting my mecha design and actual fetishes into the mix is hard and very austimal of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312829
Forgive me for being a bit of a slut here.

>Hellhound
Dire, so tall and with abs you could grind meat on.
She also dyes her hair with purple stripes so people can tell she's sisters with the Cheshire.

>Cheshire
Same as the Hellhound, but a bit softer as opposed to muscled. Has black sclera due to the fact that she's the Hellhound's twin sister.

>Kakuen
Has the body of a gymnast, a firm ass, freckles, and orange hair.

>Manticore
Shortstack with a thick tailpussy.

>Gremlin
Not much has changed except huge tits.

>Vampire
Smug as hell Oppai Loli with huge drill hair.

>Anubis
A bellydancer's body and a severe case of Child Birthing Hips with an ass to match.

>Apophis
Dire with seven feet of tail and four feet of body. Huge tits, firm abs and the smuggest of smug grins.

All of them are daughters of the same Echidna.
And I might have lied about being a "bit" of a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313632
>all of them are threadmeme girls except Vampire
:thinking:

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313618
http://pastebin.com/kNWUtssR

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313643
>You're not allowed to like girls if they're popular
Hipsters get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313648
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313632
>>Anubis
>A bellydancer's body and a severe case of Child Birthing Hips with an ass to match.
>>Apophis
>Dire with seven feet of tail and four feet of body. Huge tits, firm abs and the smuggest of smug grins.

You should probably keep these two away from each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313650
There's a bit of difference between that and exclusively liking the pop-girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313632
>Thick tailpussy
How thick, this is important for me to know.

[Anonymous No.]

Hope your Christmas Dinner was great too, Merry Christmas again Anons!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313677
Nice cocoa mug Jabberfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313677
Cute Wockers.

[Anonymous No.]

http://imgur.com/a/34L7d

>After millenia of combat, the final Seal is broken in Lescatie, summoning the Horsemen of the Apocalypse
>And the number of the rider shall always be Four

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313657
Why? They're sisters.
Came from the same womb.

>>16313659
I don't "exclusively" like popular girls, it's just that it happens that my favorites are popular.

>>16313663
Very. Basically a third arm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312829
>Kate the Kiki
-Likes to keep fit
-Prefers touching over being touched
-Faded grey feathers
-Lean, but something of an hourglass figure
-Somewhat petite, around 5'9''
-Green eyes
-Avoids makeup

Still have a problem of her waking me up in the morning by pressing herself ontop of me in my sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313692
>Kate the Kiki
More like Cute the Kiki!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313654
Yep, merry christmas, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313726
Merry Christmas to you too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313689
I guess venom corruption isn't a risk then.
Still, the sibling hostilities will be enough to make gods tremble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313749
There are no sibling hostilities if you give them the dick hard enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312829
I prefer crabman's design for her actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313752
They'll find a way.
>Apophis coiled around your lower half
>Anubis sitting on your face
>You can't see past her ass as you eat her out, but they're both arguing toxically back and forth.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313477
You have it backwards pal. Cake makes you older. Cookies make you younger

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313565
>The solution is to understand that people all have their individual interpretations of these words
That's not a solution you stupid fucking cunt. Just so you know I actually interpret "stupid fucking cunt" as "Decent gentleman."

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do if a lolimilf approached you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312829
>Gremlin
5ft tall
long flowing twintails just under her big adorable ears
Decently palmable tits, not really that much bigger than profile.

Other than that, she's already pretty perfect.
I even have a shitty reason for why our daughteru's hair would be autumn colored.
Because she's green as leafs and I'm dead inside. Together we make dead leafs.
/edge

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313842
Jesus and I though I was bad with my dragon. That autumn daughteru is overkill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313839
Help her become a loli milf

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313839
Get her so pregnant that she turns into an oppailolimilf

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313856
>oppailolimilf

[Anonymous No.]

So are we a few anons lighter after Krampus went around with her sack?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Gruss_vom_Krampus.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312829
I don't realy have a concrete waifu, but here's a non-standard vamp
>Vampire
Died a common footsoldier in a vampiric assault. Brought back among their number.
On the younger side of Middle aged but has been a vampire for a few centuries now.
Hazy memories of her past life.
Tall, as monsterhood perfected her body. Around 7ft.
As busty, lythe and curvy as you would expect a nocturnal seductress to be, but thicker muscled than most vamps except the most militant minded.
Thick and long frosty white hair, strewn with the odd braid or three, the thick bundles of silken hair capped with a band of cold steel.
Icy blue eyes that tinge red when moods take her
No wings out in public unless she feels the need to manifest them, or she's feeling too feral and hungry to bother keeping them in.
Always dresses with some form of armor if she's out of the house, the least amount of protection she's willing to go out with being a gambeson jacket. At home though, she'll either go about naked and covered by her wings or in a big loose shirt, pants optional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313876
Legaloppailolitanmusclemilf with an ahoge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312799
>and some more fur
Where does it end? Or is it just full fur up to the neck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312829
Dark mage. We have no clue how tall they are just from profile but mines around 6'7. Besdes that she's pretty much just a photocopy of kagari from witchcraft works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313942

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313880
There's a lot of Anons to be punished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313770
That's why you keep raging mushroom pills on hand.
Just gotta get the Anubis to think I'm starting to suffocate before popping three and fucking them into calming down.
Plus, they have other sisters to help keep them from arguing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313876
>>16313954
Can you not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313954
>1.43MB
>Quality suggests the GIF footage was recorded pre-1900s

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313946
Check Snibby's Tumblr for the reference sheet.
Her leg fur comes up to almost completely cover her thighs, and the fur from her arms continues up her upper arms to the shoulders, covering them halfway.
She also, like I said, has a big fluffy mane to nuzzle, huff and massage.

I've wondered about some variations to her design too, like a V shape of fur that starts at her crotch, and continues curving around and back down to her tail, among other things, but her current look is just fine by me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314008
Why the shoulders? I mean I'd rather a llitle bit more un-furred thigh, but asides from that petty grievance I like the design over all. I just don't understand the shoulders. Do you not like the smooth and shapely curve from neck to shoulder to upper arm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314008
>>16314041
>I'd rather a llitle bit more un-furred thigh
I take back what I said, looking at the front on ref picture, that's more or less the ideal ammount of fur.

What's up with the tuft above her butt tho?

[Anonymous No.]

>Playing Crusader kings with Warhammer mod as a Khorne berserker.
>Random Dark elf assasinates my daughter (1 or 7 kids)
>Sail across the world to raid their lands and take a princess as a consort

I wonder how a dark elf would react to me busting into her kingdom with a bunch of burly men as payback for some minor slight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314070
> You have slaughtered your way across my kingdom, spent thousands of lives assaulting the world's most defended castles, and have raised your banner on cities extending to my very doorstep. Why?"
" Know this: When writing a letter to me regarding the matters of trade, you will address me as SIR anonymous. 'Mister' is for rabble and common men. "

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313839
Put my dick in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314095
That's a man who has his priorities straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314095
I wonder if Mayadere monstergirls would like humans who are this petty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314095
>Kick down and invade a kingdom because of the incorrect greeting.

You, you understand me.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think that there'd be cafes specifically for hookups in MGC?
Kinda like this only less korean.
https://youtu.be/v3ZnuYPFPQY

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314103
I think that sort of pettiness may actually endear someone to them rather than be something bad.
>"He burnt his neighbor's house down because his neighbor blocked his driveway? Oh dear, I seem to be wet."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314116
If there were, they'd be one of the most funded Government projects out there

[Anonymous No.]

Hurry! This Bat needs more belts!

They can't contain them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314146
I'd give her mine, but I need it to keep my pants on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314041
>>16314044
Personal preference for more fur coupled with the fact that I myself am not an artist, and had no previous visual reference to compare how I wanted her to look.
I know I wanted to do something more interesting than have the fur stop at the elbows, like you see on so many other generic MG designs, but at the same time, still wanted some bare skin on the arm. So I thought that having the fur almost taper to a point as it gets higher on the arm would be a good way to achieve that. Looking at Snib's pictures, I still think that.
I don't think that curve you describe stops existing because of the fur coming up to the shoulder.
As a matter of fact, take a look at the top right image in the reference sheet, where she's looking over her shoulder. The divide between skin and darker fur creates its own extra curve in the middle of the arm, almost like a natural yin and yang on her skin.
And on the sketch where she's facing the viewer, I think the outline of the fur and the tufts help to create a much more distinct profile and silhouette for her, which is an important aspect of character design - having a recognisable silhouette. Not that that was my intention, but I think that's down to Snib's genius. Also in the same image, following the lines of the fur on the insides of her arms help draw the eyes even more to the breasts, which I didn't even notice before I sat down to write this post, but hey, now I love the drawing even more.

As for that tuft of her above her butt, it's just a bit of fur around her tail. In my opinion, too many artists draw tails on animal-girls way too high most of the time. It just makes me angry when I see a piece of art where a character like that has their tail sticking out from somewhere in the region of their lumbar vertebrae.
Like come on. You've spent years mastering your ability to draw cute monstergirls, to spend hours and hours slaving away and putting in effort on a brilliantly drawn piece of art, only to completely fail to do literally two minutes of research and see that you put the tail in completely the wrong place. It's just something I like to gripe about, since I enjoy studying character design and these sorts of things.
It makes much more sense for the tail to exist extending from the sacrum, because without going to much into anatomical details, that's how that shit actually works. Which is why her tail appears to be coming out of her butt, if you were wondering. It's in a resting position, just squeezed between her cheeks. If you want, go back and look at Loen's digitigrade hellhound picture, and you'll see he basically did the same thing putting the tail a little lower, which is part of why I love that picture so much.

I hope you enjoyed this needlessly long rant about my waifu is better than yours or whatever. I know I did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314146
I don't want her to contain them!
In fact, I'll give her dairy and do the opposite!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314122
>"Human. Why have you come to where I have risen my castle, torn a swath through my minions, destroyed countless magical artifacts and singlehandedly ruined my plans of conquest?"
>Your goddamn castle's blocking my view!
>"...Drop your pants and fuck me senseless immediately."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314134
Great, now I'm imagining how cute it would be.
Human boys and Monstergirls who can't get husbandos brought together through a cozy restaurant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314162
>I hope you enjoyed this needlessly long rant about my waifu is better than yours or whatever. I know I did.
I appreciate your insights all the same and I'd like to offer my own.
>I know I wanted to do something more interesting than have the fur stop at the elbows, like you see on so many other generic MG designs
I understand your reasoning but some times things are common and "generic" because they work.
>So I thought that having the fur almost taper to a point as it gets higher on the arm would be a good way to achieve that. Looking at Snib's pictures, I still think that.
I think the tapering works well, but the way her fur stops at the elbow seems jarring. It would perhaps be better for the tapering to begin before the elbow. If I can explain it with shapes, right now it seems like one thinner rectangle atop a wider one, where the two rectangles meet being the elbow. This can be seen by the front on image on the ref sheet and the one of her back, where your idea may be better served if it was a triangle, a straight but gradual tapering from the wrist up the entire length of the arm. And this I think would work better if the fluff reaches the shoulder and flicks up, creating that unique silhouette as you say, while not actually curving over the shoulder. You are right though, that when her arms are open and her palms facing the viewer like that, the curve of the fur brings more attention to her breasts.
>As for that tuft of her above her butt, it's just a bit of fur around her tail.
> It's in a resting position, just squeezed between her cheeks
I see. Why is she doing that?

[Anonymous No.]

Automatons and Golems posing like Obari mechs would be awesome as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

Merry Christmas anons! Of course, ever since that portal's opened that Demon Lord lady's been making it her duty to make sure that Christmas is a time for single monstergirls to get husbands, so since you've been a good single human boy this year she's made sure that you get a monstergirl beneath your christmas tree.
Use this to determine the girl: monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/Mamono
If it's one you personally detest you're allowed to re-roll.
Then use https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm or https://www.random.org/ to roll a d10 to determine her favorite sex act.
1: Paizuri/Assjobs
2: Irrumatio
3: Anal
4: Doggystyle
5: Lotus Position
6: Mating Press
7: Amazon Position
8: Missionary position
9: Cowgirl/Reverse Cowgirl
10: All of the above
Have fun, and merry Christmas!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314278
>a triangle
I'm not sure if I'm being clear here, but if you can imagine a triangle which is the length of your arm from base to tip. The length of the base is up to you, but the the triangle has to be isosceles.

And then you pin the tip of the triangle to your shoulder and wrap the rest of it around your arm. The with of the triangle will exceed that of your arm, and you'll get a hefty amount of overlap up the wrist and towards the elbow and depending on the angle of the triangle' tip, that's where the tapering would begin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314285
Personally, I want to see them try to combine with each other, Getter-style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314303
>Getter-style
They're just gonna sit on eachothers shoulders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314303
>A team of absolutely batshit insane Automatons who combine into different Amazonian automatons.
Sounds like the work of a Gremlin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314293
>Unagi Joro
>Missionary

Wonder how long we can hold that position

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314278
>>16314296
>I think the tapering works well, but the way her fur stops at the elbow seems jarring. It would perhaps be better for the tapering to begin before the elbow. If I can explain it with shapes, right now it seems like one thinner rectangle atop a wider one, where the two rectangles meet being the elbow. This can be seen by the front on image on the ref sheet and the one of her back, where your idea may be better served if it was a triangle, a straight but gradual tapering from the wrist up the entire length of the arm. And this I think would work better if the fluff reaches the shoulder and flicks up, creating that unique silhouette as you say, while not actually curving over the shoulder.
Ah, that's a pretty good idea. With the "common and generic" thing about the fur just stopping at the elbows, I don't like it because it's just that: the fur straight-up stopping.
But what you've pointed out is the same thing, and you've put forward a pretty good solution. Don't worry, I get what you mean. In future drawings of her, you'll see your fix implemented into her design.

>I see. Why is she doing that?
Keeps her butt warm.
Jokes aside though, it's just how she was drawn. I didn't go out of my way to ask for it, but I don't mind it either.
I used the Loen hellhound picture as a reference for that aspect of her design, which would explain why Snib drew the tail that way. She can still rest her tail above her butt just fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314306
Combining Atomotons does make for an interisting concept. would the individuals be considered parts of a singular entity and all work towards the benefit of the whole, or are they all individuals who can combine for a shared experience?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314293
>cu-sith
>4: Doggystyle

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314293
>Dark Elf
>Amazon Position

Monster Girls, The way they were meant to be played.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314306
Problem with Automatons is that while a Gremlin can develop new equipment or manage them, they aren't able to develop new ones since they lack the ancient materials and knowledge of the complex ways they were developed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314305
And you wouldn't want to see that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314310
I think it'd be on transformers rules for combining.
They're all individuals, but when they're combined they form a new individual with it's own personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314322
I'd love to see that desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314293
>Pharaoh
>missionary position

I must say, I'm very happy with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314318
Don't worry about it, Getter Rays.
It's like Spiral Energy or Demonic Energy, but meaner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313497
>She

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314293
>Dragon Zombie
>Lotus Position
W-Wow, I must have been really good this year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314323
I guess at that point you'd have to ask if its considered cheating, or do they all agree to share.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314328
>has

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314330
Just imagine it anon.
She died alone and unloved, and then she was brought back as a lustful undead monstergirl.
Her lust only grew with each passing hour but she retained enough of her pride and dignity to remember that she'd always fantasized about having a gentle and loving first time with her imagined lover embraced in her arms, her tongue entwined with his. Pure, loving and gentle.
And then you gave that to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314293
>cupid
>anal

what a slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314335
Given they were probably activated by the Gremlin scientist hurling you naked in front of them, I don't think that "cheating" is a problem.
Your biggest problem is probably going to be pleasing all that hotblooded automaton pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314293
But I haven't been good at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314349
Maybe if I'm lucky, fucking the combined form will satisfy all of them?

Who am I kidding, they can probably do some Voltron shit where they swap positions so each one gets a turn, each new configuration bringing a new fetish and body type with it.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope you all had a wonderful christmas.
Me and wife definitely did!
Personally though it wasn't a very good Christmas this year. No tree, no holiday cheer, barely any family, too much arguing. Spent most of it distracting myself with video games and waifu pictures, at least that was enjoyable.
Here's to a better 2017 hopefully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314342
I will insist on long hours of wing cuddles, even after she's completely drained my balls. I will make her feel loved until her dead heart goes doki-doki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314363
Who can be so incompetent with wrapping presents?

[Anonymous No.]

Nav's oppai Devil roughs.

>>16314293
Lotus Jinko. I'm happy.

>>16313497
What's the title?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314361
>"And I get the head!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314361
All in all, that means you have to satisfy six automatons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314363
Same. From fighting since I woke up to another 'celeb' death, this Christmas was a bit of a downer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314366
What will you do when your love and affection for her causes her to evolve into a Dragon Wight?
Rest assured, her behavior around you won't change, but she'll become much more graceful and majestic looking. Her wings will patch up, she'll no longer drool involuntarily and her soft plump ass and tits will get bigger.
Also pump her with enough semen in this state and her womb will become usable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314369
I wonder if Nav has drawn anything for the /a/ drawtheads in the past since he was aware of our existence back when we were on /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314309
>In future drawings of her, you'll see your fix implemented into her design.
I don't know why this makes me happy. It shouldn't but it does.
>She can still rest her tail above her butt just fine.
Ah, cool. With the way it was drawn so snugly up to her butt - and who could blame it - I was worried that lifting it up would bend it unnaturally and hurt her.

Also, with her wild tufts of fur flicking up around her thighs and arms and ears I found it jarring that her hairstyle was so straight and neat. My first impression was to dislike it and prefer a more wild hairstyle. But now that I've thought on it more, her meticulously cut, silky straight hair provides a really good contrast to her more wild body. I don't know if the intention was to present a juxtaposition between a wild body and a meticulous, maintained mind with that haircut but it works beautifully.

Also, do you imagine her as clumsy? I'm looking at her claw and while it looks like she has an opposable thumb and her nails seem thick and sturdy enough to be used as perhaps another joint of finger, I have to wonder if that claw offers her the control and dexterity of a human's notably longer and more slender fingers. Though this may just be the angle at which the claw is drawn, she's not shown to be splaying her claw wide open for an accurate representation of the length and range of each digit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314293
>Chimera
>Cowgirl/Reverse
Technically a reverse gangbang, no? Guess it would be nice if one of the Chimera's personalities would be cow/holst like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314376
yeah man rip george michael

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314369
Ogeha

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314369
>You'll never accidentally summon a Devil while cleaning out some old books from your new house.
>You'll never summon the devil in that pic
>She'll never constantly try to tempt you into having sex with her.
>She'll never mime blowjobs while making lewd sucking noises.
>She'll never smugly grin at you while shaking her hips from side to side, letting you watch her plump blueberry ass press against her barely-there thong.
>She'll never make sure that whenever you talk to her you're getting the best view possible of her enormous cleavage.
>She'll never whisper into your ears while you're sleeping about how you should just give in and use her as your personal cumdump and other such dirty things.
>You'll never see her delighted face when you finally break down, shove her on to your bed and fuck her in every position you can think of until she's covered in your semen and your balls are empty.
>You'll never wake up the next morning to find her sitting next to you with a big grin on her face explaining that since you gave in to her temptation, your soul is hers now.
>You'll never learn that's how Devils get married.
>You'll never live an orgasm packed eternity with your Oppai Devil wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314369
Nice shortstack

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314395
http://pastebin.com/6MiCUT2Q

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314374
>Form 1: The 'oldest' of the team, very motherly with a huge ass. Expect buttjobs and anal.
>Form 2: Tsundere with an amazing chest. Determined to make you like her tits more than any of the other girls' parts, but will pretend that you're the pervert. Lots of fondling, paizuri, and cowgirl to watch them bounce.
>Form 3: The lewdest one, she will sexually tease you and dirty talk constantly. Her mouth is the world's lewdest vacuum and she knows how to use it.
>Form 4:The brains of the team, the resident scientist and tinkerer. Always cool and skilled with her hands. Expect her to use them to make you cum in a variety of interesting ways.
>Form 5: A genki stealth form with an experimental mass shifter. She can be whatever size you want, but has a preference for being smaller than you.
>Form 6: Heavily armored, she'd all-around more filled out than her sisters to handle the extra bulk. She's shy and likes to be gentle, but can be secretly kinky if you tell her you don't mind the extra armor.

[Anonymous No.]

Got me System Shock 2 on the Steam sale, where's my rapist computerfu?
And no, Win10-tan doesn't count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314398
Funny that that story predates Demons addition to the MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314395
Now she needs a naked apron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314398
Well that was great. Not the same thing as what I posted, but still great.
2014, good year for writefaggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314420
A naked apron with a cleavage hole for the purpose of Paizuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314428
Hell yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312829
Hellhound.
7'6, and her hair isn't near as poofed out as in the profile picture.
Her eye flames are brighter but shorter.
She's more muscular.
She wears exclusively white clothes, mostly suits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314431
Would buy shipments of cocaine from/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314439
Don't you say that! She's a history teacher! Just because she has a scar on her lower left jaw running to her ear and is native russian means nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312829
>Wyvern
Dark blue scales, almost like a navy blue.
Longer hair, a little past her shoulders, tied back with a few loose bangs. Dirty blonde.
Deep amber eyes.
A larger chest, maybe a respectable DD. She doesn't care for them because they make flying awkward, but doesn't do anything about them because she knows I like them. Also secretly into having them fondled.
Mild tsun. She gets gets easily flustered and will call me an idiot for being too laid back, but it's out of love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16310824
Sorry for the late response and thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314389
who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314381
The juxtaposition wasn't intentional, but when you put it like that I kind of wish it was. It's kind of distilling the very essence of what monstergirls are, in a way, presenting two contrasting things together as a single unit. That contrast between neat hair and fluffy fur is even something I figure I could work into her character and personality.
You're getting me to appreciate my waifu even more, so thanks.

As for imagining her as clumsy, I don't, really. I've got it down that from a young age, her hobbies required dexterity, working with small and fiddly things. Her claws could act as another segment of finger, but in reality, she only has two joints per digit (one at the base, another halfway up) rather than the three a human has. So she doesn't have the natural dexterity a human has, but she has grown up constantly relying on her motor skills and precision, so there is adaption. Her body might not have the potential to be as dextrous as a human can be, but she is above average as far as it goes, and competent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314495
One half of Wham!
Yes the ! is part of the band name.

[Anonymous No.]

What would monster girl superheroes be like?

Would there still be male superheros if monster girls dominated that industry or would they be completely phased out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314506
Even after googling him I don't even know who he is, well I've never a fan of celebs or popular culture

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314510
defenders of true love and even truer justice

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314518
What a retarded costume.

Anyone who knew her would find her out in seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314520
don't make fun of wurm-chan she may be slow but she's a good girl and a defender of justice & love

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314510
I imagine at least a few lilims are interested in coexistence and so make sure monsters don't get in to big trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314529
Wurms are fucking dumb and shouldn't be superheroes. They would destroy an entire god damn city to stop some random schmuck from robbing a convenience store.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314401
>Buttjobs
Yes please

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314514
>he doesn't into Careless Whisper
How are you ever going to woo a woman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314534
So just like Man of Murder. Isn't this what heroes are meant to be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314541
Go away Zack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314293
>Sahuagin
>Buttjobs
YES!
The profile doesn't specify them as an all Loli race so I'm going to assume I have one with a little more going on in the rear

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314543
But, but you see, Super Wurm is actually Jesus, right? Pretty clever, huh? Betcha didn't catch that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314564
Yeah, I also caught how the bad guy is right.

Super Wurm is a time bomb.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the first thing you're going to say to your waifu come 2017? What about your first date?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314578
I'll probably bee too overwhelmed to talk so I'll just touch her scaly tail to make sure she's there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314578
I don't have a waifu and I never will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314578
I love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314578
I'll just hug her if she somehow manages to find me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314578
"So you're my fated one, huh? We've kept each other waiting."
Although what exactly my waifu will be would be something of an adventure since I'm kind of a slut.

As for the first date, we're both going to have to do some research to figure out where good places to go on a date around here are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314581
Scale touching is a good way to get laid at the portal door.

>>16314584
Why?

>>16314588
Simple and effective. Do you think your waifu will know of you? Or just see you as a random human saying I love you with tearful eyes that show nothing but love, lust and adoration.

>>16314595
You won't go looking too?

>>16314601
Chuuni in the best possible way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16311336
>"Well Anon, that seems to be it."
>"With this we cover the entirety of your grandmother's will. It seems the only thing she could leave to you was this old box. Hey, you do know it belonged to your great, great-grandmother, right?"
>"She left it to your grandmother before disappearing, but she never dared open the box in fear of what might be inside. After all, everyone in town accused your great, great-grandmother of being a witch and feared her because of it."
>"You know that horrible rumor that blamed her for the deaths of several young girls hundreds of years ago, but they could never find a trace of evidence to blame her for it. Nonetheless right after the body of the last of the girls murdered was found a mob formed and your great, great-grandmother vanised before the mob could get to our family's home. Your grandpa told me that was the last time she ever saw her."
>"Well, that's just an old story now. Even the distrust that our family had to live with throughout the years has practically banished. At least it brings some curious, if a bit insensitive, tourists to our shop, right?"
>"Well, I'll leave you now, Anon. Gotta close shop and dispatch the staff before the sun sets. Do feel free to figure out what's inside, eh?"

>"Just don't one of your great, great grandmother's curses fall on you if you open it~! HA HA HA HA HA!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314578
No words, just a 10 minute hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314606
>Why?
Because I'm a terrible person and terrible people don't get waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314293
>Lich, Missionary

And all was good in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

Undead/Wight foxes are untapped potential.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314608
I'm too old to play with dolls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314608
Gnarly

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314578
"Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, leather club's a couple of blocks down."
But I'd be down to FUCKYOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314620
You drive me to drink, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314611
Cute, effective. What about your first date?

>>16314612
Everyone gets waifus. Even terrible people like me and you. What would you like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314606
How will I find her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314606
>Simple and effective. Do you think your waifu will know of you? Or just see you as a random human saying I love you with tearful eyes that show nothing but love, lust and adoration.
I'm sure she'd get it. Kobolds are more than empathetic, there's no way she wouldn't know my feelings and realize that I'm the one she's been waiting for too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314614
I prefer my mofu warm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314578
Uhm, just a reminder for you nignogs that 2017 happening isn't going to happen. You'd thought it's unnecessary to state, but I'm legitimately questioning if people are still being ironic anymore, so here's that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314626
>What would you like?
My top five, but that's never going to happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314632
Heartwarming. What about a first date?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314634
Unfortunately autistic waifufags have started to actually believe that joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314634
>>16314651
Oh shit is it no fun hour again already? I forgot anyone who references 2017 must believe it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314578
It would probably actually be a sudden but brief struggle for dominance.

She'll no doubt attempt to cast some sort of binding or polymorph on me, but if I'm quick enough, I can grab her core and restrain her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314634
>>16314651
Let us have fun in our imaginations anon.
Lord knows it's one of the few places I can have a happy life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314634
>>16314651
No we haven't, you twats. It's just a thought exercise along the lines of "what do when zombies?" only we have a doomsday scenario set up by another apocalyptic prediction instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314657
Slime with witch hat right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314653
>>16314658
>>16314660
Fuck off, faggots like you have completely ruined these threads even more then they already were/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314663
>bawwww people are theorizing again
Cry to someone who cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314640
I don't even know. There'd be lots of cuddling and physical contact and kissing for as long as we can handle right after she appears, but I haven't thought much past that. A first 'date' would probably something really simple and mundane like going to the grocery store because now we'd need food for two people or clothes shopping for her if she just manifested herself in my house wearing only one outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314663
t. Anon who will never have a waifu and wants to x with y

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314663
>People discussing monstergirls and interacting with monstergirls have ruined the monstergirl thread
One has to wonder why you're even here. Putting a date on this changes nothing; we've done this sort of thing for ages and it turns out decently until someone spergs out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314665
Mundane life with a waifu is one of my greatest wishes. A+ taste anon. What clothes would your waifu wear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314661
that's the one. she's a bad girl so life would be chaotic for a bit while we acclimated to each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314668
It's like clockwork. He shows up, whines and then either gets banned or fucks off.
It's almost like a trainwreck in slow motion you want to look away but it's just so horrible you can't help but look.
But you shouldn't look because people like him lead to the exodus.

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>>16314675
When you talked about her slipping inside her hat it sounded cute as hell. Hitting it right off though with a core grab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314651
>>16314634
Oh shit, you mean my 7 meter long perfect snek wife isn't going to magically become real in a week?

Fucking shock family

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>>16314675
Mayadere? I have to wonder how that would go down in real life. Would most Anons even be able to handle that kind of shit?

Also, I'm now imagining what would happen if all of the girls came through in their MGE outfit (where applicable) like some kind of uniform. Would it be hard to get them to put some fucking clothes on?

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>>16314496
>You're getting me to appreciate my waifu even more, so thanks.
No probs. I don't even like anubis, but the way you've designed your waifu does way more things for me than what KC has. I wish more girls has that more... 'feral' look about them. It just feels realer.
>Her body might not have the potential to be as dextrous as a human can be, but she is above average as far as it goes, and competent.
Nice. Well good luck in your endeavors anon. Here's to 2017

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>>16314685
Sometimes I like to think about what it would be like if a Mayadere monstergirl got plopped into our world in the home of some anon who has to explain to her that world conquest isn't viable and just how outgunned she is.
Cute domestic life with an Oh-ho-ho'ing Mayadere ensues.

[Anonymous No.]

Dorome looks good in Gnome's colors, maybe her mud's color changes depending on her habitat

3 other colorings there https://twitter.com/lTTl__all/status/813068426482585600?lang=en

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>>16314691
>Mayadere monstergirl got plopped into our world in the home of some anon who has to explain to her that world conquest isn't viable and just how outgunned she is.
Give her the internet, a cockthrone Dick helps her concentrate and a week. She'll have something planned out.

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>>16314691
>some anon who has to explain to her that world conquest isn't viable and just how outgunned she is.
...FOR NOW.

And now we have the setup for a bunch of "delinquent" housewives and their leader, Anon's waifu, out to take over the world, one trip to the cleaner's at a time.

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>>16314691
>just how outgunned she is

Hate to be that guy but weather control alone is enough to completely fuck the world up.

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>>16314682
>>16314685
She is Mayadere, but over time I like to imagine I help her reach a healthy Chaotic/Nuetral, at the very least.

Those first few moments are actually pretty critical for a lot of people now that I think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314617
>>16314615
>>16311336
I with more Anons were into Living Dolls... We barely have content of them, or other minigirls.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to lay my head on Miia's belly

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314700
>>16314701
>>16314703
>>16314704
I just want a cute domestic life with a tall, busty Mayadere Succubus. Is that too much to ask?
I want to let her conquer me in bed to make up for the fact that she can't conquer the world.

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>>16314706
Please do not post bad Christmas shops of Miia when there are nice ones that already exist

[Anonymous No.]

>Waifu discussion purged
Welp. Guess it's time to x my y. How about you anons? You guys headpat Z's don't you.

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>>16314704
>Those first few moments are actually pretty critical for a lot of people now that I think about it.
Especially against the rapier ones. Imagine suddenly having a bunch or p'orcs or werewolves in front of you when the ball drops and you either rise to the top or become the group's bitch forever. Not that first impressions are ever not important, but those times especially.

>>16314708
But Anon, you are her world.

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>>16314711
I would headpat my daughter

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>>16314710
Sometimes I'm in the mood for poorly made santa hat photoshops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314711
It was just everything connected to that one whining guy anon, calm down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314717
But there's already so many nice ones

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>>16314719
How can I be calm anon. Christmas without waifu sucked. Might as well bite the bullet and go the tulpa route.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314713
>that spoiler
Is she trying to get me to pump her womb full?
Because I'd give impregnating her my best effort if she told me that while stroking my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314723
Go the writefag route friendo.
Unlimited power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314705
*wish

Damn my 2AM posting.

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>>16314708
>tall busty mayadere succubus
You're a fan of the classics. Conquer each other for the safety of the townsfolk.
>>16314713
>suddenly a gang of p'orcs
lets hope we can get Mamano exposure limit breaks.

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>>16314725
I already have

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>>16314723
>Might as well bite the bullet and go the tulpa route.
Do it, and keep a diary publically available on Google Docs. No one ever finishes those...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314721
They can't all be home runs. Besides, the one I posted was done by some anon in like 5 minutes.
That Miia you posted took me a couple of days to make the vector for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314729
Is it possible to learn this power?

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>>16314730
Is that an actual request?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314736
Once you hit rock bottom it'll come to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314737
I request that you hold onto what's left of your sanity, but if you're going to make a tulpa ANYWAY then yes, yes it is.

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>>16314724
>Succubus wife riding you
>you're close to the edge
>tell her you're close to exploding
>she slows down
>looks into your eyes
>tells you that it's all ok
>tells you that she wants this
>leans in close and whispers "you're my world"
>fully unload inside her
>womb overflowing
>she just looks at you happy and smug the whole time
>finally start to go limp after full minutes of cumming inside her
>she gives you a big loving kiss
>a few spurts you didn't know you had before she falls over onto you
>you both pass out into eachother's arms

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314723
Christmas always sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bully Zombies and Wendigos by only moving when they're not watching and whispering so they think I'm a spooky ghost!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314723
Don't do it
I've have multiple friends go down that route, it literally never ends well

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314744
But Zombies have working eyes.

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>>16314747
Example?

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>>16314748
But if I just whisper, they won't mind.

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>>16314741
Anon, if I were to fall asleep balls dry in the embrace of a big busty Mayadere succubus then I'd be a happy man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314750
Usually just insanity after awhile and a complete falling off the face of the internet

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314750
The most famous one is the guy who tried to "rush" his tulpa and got a screaming pink horse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314751
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314758
>he doesn't read the Walking Dead
You should.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314757
I mean I've heard the horror stories, and the hilarious ones too like the Jackie Chan beating up rapist ponies. I thought >>16314755 had in depth personal stories from friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314761
Why would I want to read that garbage?

I don't give two flying fucks how cool you think The Whisperers are, The Walking Dead is still generic zombie shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314761
>Reading/Watching "Why the fuck should I even care?" the Graphic Novel/TV series
For shame anon. For shame.

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>>16314763
Nothing too in depth, just usually seeing a normal person that seemed in touch with reality, slowly start only posting insane ramblings about his life and experiences with his tulpa

Quitting their job, dropping out of school, talking about burning all their stuff.

It just never ends good

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>>16314768
>>16314769
Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by showing enough kindness to your fellow man not to get into arguments over taste?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314774
No, fuck you zombie.

You have bad taste in entertainment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314774
No, I'm gonna powerbomb you through seven tables for liking that shit you dead meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314773
Interesting. I'll hold off, but waifu must happen some day

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314775
>>16314776
But it's still okay to bully Wendigos though because Until Dawn is a flawless masterpiece?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314783
Until Dawn is pretty fucking fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314369
How does one perform the Shortstack Devil summoning ritual?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16311457
I made one, it is obviously shit though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314761
>>16314774
Zombie fiction was overdone about five years ago.
For some reason, this keeps getting worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314786
Okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314789
What a nice person.
>>16314790
The comic started 13 years ago though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314786
I get that having shallow characters was the point, but the characters were shallow

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314794
That's wonderful. However, the shambling corpses have long overstayed their welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314801
But that was the point

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314802
Well you can't make me not enjoy anyway.

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>>16314806
I get the point that having shallow characters was the point, but the characters were shallow

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>>16314789
>You will never vist an Ice bar, owned and run by a Ice Queen bartender and her Glacies daughter.
>Frequented by Monster Girls from cold climates, little Wendigos, Yetis with thick Himalayan accents, some dangerous looking Ice Wolf Girls.
>Even a massive Polar Bear Girl who sits in the corner, nursing a Coca-cola.

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>>16314806
In other words: it's supposed to be bad, therefore it isn't.

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>>16314809
I get that the characters were shallow but having shallow characters was the point. Think of it this way anon, if they haven't made their characters shallow, you wouldn't have said they were shallow! Then we wouldn't be having this conversation. Boom. Butterfly effect.

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>>16314810
>Ice Wolf Girls
I really want these.
Yeah I know KC has done a fuckload of canid profiles already, but the world can always use more dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314789
You realize it at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314818
Snow-white fur, bigger in size than the average Wolf Girl.

You gonna join them at their table?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314828
You bet.

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>>16314828
He who hesitates is lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314812
It's not really "bad" Every character is a cliche but atleast they do the cliche right

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314789
I made one too.

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>>16314835
>>16314836
They'd probably act tough and go through the 'Haahn?!' routine.

But the moment you pat one on the head, she'll start panting, and act like a puppy.

Then the others will want to have pats as well.

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>>16314838
I'm not going to argue with you, because I think it's your right to enjoy what you enjoy.

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>>16314810
>>Even a massive Polar Bear Girl who sits in the corner, nursing a Coca-cola.
I want to hand out with the polar bear girl and get drunk like a slut. Fall all over her, climb into her lap, lick her abs and kiss her neck and slowly stripping while complaining about how "hot" she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314846
Oh my.

Anon really likes Polar Bear Girls.

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>>16314848
Gonna pretend to slip down, but then I'm gonna crawl under the table, giggling like a drunk slut while she looks for me before she feels me between her legs grinning up like an idiot before I start to eat her out, and she's forced to endure it silently lest she advertises there's a boy-whore eating girls out and I get taken from her.

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>>16314840
>all the other girls get visibly jealous
>start forcing their heads into the way of your hands
>next thing you know you're stuck in the center of a tipsy snow wolf huddle/cuddle pile
You'd be hard pressed to find any better way to spend an evening.

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>>16314840
Don't forget having to french kiss each one of them as a greeting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314864
>In a twist of fate anon starts awaawaing as he tries to pat all the heads

[Anonymous No.]

Do you like spiders?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314956
I do, I make a yearly trip to the spider shrine and talk with the nice spiders that live there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314956
Yes. They're aesthetically pleasant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314956
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314991
t. Beelzebub

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314996
Wrong, I'm just a man who is incredibly afraid of spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314997
Don't be afraid. Unless you're an Aussie. In that case you should be afraid. Be very afraid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314997
I hear they have therapy for that nowadays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315000
I'm an Aussie and I LOVE spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315000
I'll be afraid all I want.

>>16315003
I don't want it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315003
I want to experience this so much.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna rub cold, perky Whitehorn tiddies that get progressively warmer as the rubbing continues

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314956
Not that one

[Anonymous No.]

So since it's boxing day, which girl would watch Ashita no Joe with me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315046
Why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315083
Spider legs coming out of the back is easily the worst arachne design concieveable

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315088
Shit taste, do you not remember Bourbon's waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=60562530
Lewd demon is a nice thing to wake up to on boxing day.
Mirror for the lazy without accounts: https://a.pomf.cat/wibtgr.png

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, that's enough! Christmas is over and it's time to get FIT again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315125
No, it's time to get lazy and wait for new years. However, be careful to not get fat while relaxing.

Your waifu wouldn't want to have a pudgy You, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315137
No. No she wouldn't. You think it's just a fun joke when she threatens to burn off my calories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315140
Thank god I'm skinny or else my waifu would do that too.
But fuck this week. It's too hot to jog even in the morning.

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>>16315098
>Shit taste
No too convincing coming from you anon, when you like this steaming pile of shit.
>do you not remember Bourbon's waifu?
No. Barely remember bourbon either. didn't he go over to /monster/? Or am I thinking captain?

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>>16315125
You don't need to get fit, little fox, you need to get thick. Start working on those stick-legs and drink a liter of holst milk a day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315152
Joke's on you, I went jogging yesterday!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315154
Bourbon is a faggot, this is his shit waifu.
You are also a faggot with shit taste in spiders.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>16315161
You make your waifu proud. She might even give you a reward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315168
Silly Dragons can't into English.
>>16315171
That'd be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315166
Wait. I thought she was the one how was just a head on spider legs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315166
Eeh, that's shit, but if shit was a scale from -5 to 5, from shit-->okay<---shit that's a -4, and what you're posting is a 4.5

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315179
That's what is pictured, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315168
Everyone will enjoy dragoni. Dragons a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315177
English is hard

Do not bully the foreign monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315192
English is easy though. Really easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315168
>DrgonZombie
>Warm
>Bahamut
Profiles when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315181
You are also a faggot with shit taste in spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315197
Not to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315184
Nah, like the head in The Thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314956
I love them, especially loli ones with hime cuts I'm the biggest of sluts for them

>>16315088
It can work if done properly

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315203
That's a pretty fucking shit arachne design

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315214
You are also a faggot with shit taste in spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315220
Nah my taste is pretty good m8

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315224
You are also a faggot with shit taste in spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315220
>>16315228
What are you even doing right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315242
About to watch anime since I can't be bothered censoring my only other back legs spider.

[Anonymous No.]

Last 5 Christmas 2016 pictures: http://imgur.com/a/Tb7xP

Here are the 30 or so previous >>16312866

In conclusion foxes and succubi get all the love

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315249
>In conclusion foxes and succubi get all the love
Well yeah, why wouldn't the most vanilla girls get the most attention?

[Anonymous No.]

I need to become a dragon's foot slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315088
Screw you guy, Atlach-Nacha's design is primo shit aside from the TF involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315249
>In conclusion foxes and succubi get all the love
That's because for all intents and purposes they're not monster girls in the same way others are.

A lot of artists that aren't even into monster girls will draw them and you'll be hard pressed to find a booru that tags them as monster girls either.
I'm not saying that they're not monster girls but only being a fan of them and no other types would be similar to only playing Mario and calling yourself a gamer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314285
Tfw I'll never make fun of her words and call her "Fat-O"

So what type of gifts would you all be refunding today or MGs kicking out of your house the next morning after you got wasted on eggnog?

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>>16315272
You're entitled to your opinion but I'll have you know that I want an Atlach-Nacha to lolidom me until I lose my mind and become a husk of my previous self whose sole purpose in life is to please my spider mistress

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315272
It's the worst spider type KC has released yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315292
>my spider mistress
No no, you're the spider, she's the mistress

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315292
>TFW even when you're on top of her she's maximum power bottom

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315099
Whoa, Guisado. It's Christmas all right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315278
I know what you mean, when I first got serious about monster girls I excluded most cosplay species for that reason and even to this day I don't particularly like them
I forgive MGE's cosplay girls because of the whole foundation that dictates what a monster girl is

>>16315294
Objectively yes but it's hard to argue that variety is a bad thing, especially when she has a pretty good reason to be so vanilla

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315315
You already know what shitty spider girl designs look like. Do you really need KC to release one for the sake of "variety" alone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314789
You know what...

I'd break into Ice Queen's home to steal that staff.

God I'd be an amazing healer with that baby at my side and everyone would be mad jelly of me having a bitching looking staff.

Also I guess I could use it as a ice pack during Summer to stay cool.

Way better than the cane Phantom staff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315272
What's wrong with it? The only really shitty crab design s crab's rachne spider knees. Fucking spider knees. That's shit looks retarded as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315352
Primo shit means that it's great, the only bad thing (to me) is forcibly becoming the spooder half of MGE's Quelaag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315292
Would you want her to stir your coffee?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315329
Some people have "shit taste"such as myself, I love Atlach-Nacha

>>16315388
Absolutely not, I don't want her anywhere near coffee

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315206
I want to be an english teacher to some dragons and lizards.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315526
Magma and Mud golem sandwich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315388
>Go into Atlantis-Nacho's den, expect a dark, dank Oomukade cave that's just depressing as fuck to be in
>Rather, it's a sort of parlour fashioned from the cave itself, lavish throw pillows and thick blankets and quilts all about
"You seem surprised."
>'Well, I guess Howitt got one part of the poem right.'
"Hmhmhm... Being ironic won't be good for you."
>There's a small table with a pot of tea waiting for you, two cups already poured for you and her
>She smiles when you abstain
"You really think I'd poison you? Poor, poor little fool. My poison is not of the body, but of the mind."
>Try to move, find your arms and legs unresponsive to your mind. There's silk wrapped around your wrists and ankles.
"'How did she do that?', 'That's impossible!', those are the thoughts of a simple man. But then, I suppose now you're just the fly who walked into my parlour."
>Her four spider legs unfurl from her back, their pincer-like ends opening into clusters of tentacles
>They begin to 'kiss' you all over, your nipples, your neck, your inner thighs. It isn't long until you can feel the blood surging into your penis.
"Don't look so distressed. You were never going to escape me. I won't let that happen. After all, what I hath woven, let no man destroy."
>Lifting her hand, you see a sort of bayeux-style tapestry coming into view, shimmering like the stars in the night sky
"Do you like it? It's your entire life. I've watched you for so... so long... But now, it's time to pluck the harvest of my labours."
>Opening her mouth, she plunges her fangs into your clavicle. White-hot fire surges through your body as you twitch against her, pre leaking from your glans.
"Just making sure you're all juiced up~"
>She straddles you, the warm and wet lips of her vulva spreading for your girth as she takes you inside of her.
>One pump and you're ejaculating inside the spider-girl, a look of disgust spreading across her face at you. Your cock hasn't lost its erection, and with her venom surging through you, you can't imagine that it will.
"Disappointing, how disappointing. You may be a youth, but try to hold back. After all, I'm going to fuck these past twenty years of my pent up love into you."
>Time slows to a crawl, you're joined with her for the fifth time, gripping her slender waist from above as you thrust into her slick womanhood
>There's a small distention from your cock knocking into her deepest parts, and she's smiling smugly at you, a sort of 'That's the spirit~' type of smile
>Suddenly, her spider arms clasp onto you from behind as her legs wrap around your midriff, stopping you in mid-stroke
"Plow into me. Give me your children. Make me melt... Fuck me up."
>She releases you, letting you pull back and dive as deep as you could go into her, letting all of it out inside
>...
>You're spinning the web, the bio-mechanical spider surrounding you listening to your mental commands
>She's sitting on your face, your tongue penetrating her small pussy, tentacles pleasuring every facet of your body
>Spin the web, have to spin the web.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315526
That thumbnail made it look like her arm was her ass, I am thoroughly dissapoint

Still a great drawing though, her skin color suits her well

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315546
Chaos girls are fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314810
I'll make bad snow and ice puns at the Ice Queen bartender until her disgusted sighs freeze the whole town over

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315570
>ice to see you
>cool party
>chill!
>what killed the dinosaurs? THE ICE AGE!
Ahnold pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315570
>Ice Queen laughs at you bad puns
>Laughs that she never had
>Gets all warmed up inside and starts wanting more

And that's how Anon got a waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315583
Remember that Ice Queen's dress is a part of her body. You can make her change it to a swimsuit if you want to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315601
Ice Queen at the beach sounds weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315609
More likely if she wants to take an ice dive in some lake up north.

There was a little greentext of how an Ice Queen managed to freeze an entire beach as she tries to smile for a photoshoot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315546
You nailed the chaos aspect, good job
Also I'd love is Atlach-Nacha had cute fangs

>Spin the web, have to spin the web.
That reminds me of the first few greentexts we got when we got the MGE2 pictures

>>16315563
That's what make them so great

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315546
Not what I had in mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315583
I'm not trying to skate into marriage or slip a ring on her finger, I don't mind making chatter with her but icy that she loves running her bar with her cute snowflake Glacies

I'll start running, I hope that nice Yeti tugging on my arm to stop my puns picks up the tab

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never worship an ignis possessed human girl like a goddess
>She'll never rush to save you countless times wit her signature FAIYAH PANCHI

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315649
I imagine a woman possessed by Ignis would be like Qaara from NWN2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315657
Or a genderbent Agni, from fire punch

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315649
>worshipping fire
So how's it feel to be Zoroaster? Would you spread the love of Salamanders, Magma Golems and fire girls to not!Persia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315643
That Yeti is going to throw you to the Queen's arms. Not only she will get rid of you but will also get a nice discount.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315667
Angry Manjew told me that I should kill all of my friends!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315633
Thank you, and the whole "spin the web" was kind of an homage to those greentexts.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to always lick your maid's armpits!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315687
Gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315668
Yetis are nice girls, they wouldn't work for the bar knowing it's all the Ice Queen's set up to find dating matches for cold weather girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315698
It's not gross anon. It's normal and it tastes nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315125
>tfw no qt small sporty fit fox gf whose training left her insides tighter than a vise
2017 when

[Anonymous No.]

I want to harvest all the oils Automatons produce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315546
Please Anon, my dick can only handle so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315703
She knows exactly what she's doing

[Anonymous No.]

Anything special plans to do with your dragon wife for new years?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315767
Going to cuddle up in blankets and wait for 12:00. Then drinking. Then we're going to try sex while handholding. It's a special occasion after all.

And it's when we all get out waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314789
Not enough hyperbole and too much focus on her clothes, I still liked it

>>16315640
I got curious about this picture and finally checked her hentai
I am very much ashamed to admit that yes, I'd let her stir my coffee

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315622
Ice Queens are for hugging close

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315767
I want Forte to ride my "dragon"!

But uhh, she'll lit some fireworks with her fire and we'll sit down while watching them. There will be a lot of cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315785
What if she doesn't react to your hug at all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315789
Forte?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315767
Cuddle with her under the kotatsu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315797
Keep hugging until she feels warm or hypothermia kills you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315809
The cold air from a Glacies or an Ice Queen doesn't kill you but it will make you feel incredibly lonely.

So lonely that you will want a hug from the nearest MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315806
Dragons can't handle the kotatsu
Just look at her, the so called "Ruler of the earth" is drooling

>>16315809
>Keep hugging until she feels warm
This is how you become king of the snow lands

>>16315816
Magic cold can't kill you that's for sure, but she lives in naturally cold places so there is still a risk

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315820
The Magic cold ignores any kind of gear you pack as it goes straight to the heart.

Assuming he's properly dressed to go visit her palace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315803
Yes, the girl from that picture. Her name is forte.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315820
Imagine a mofu pofu dragon under the kotatsu. That's the ultimate dragon cuddle right there. She can even slow down time.

And even so, I would still prefer my big scaled lizard.

[Anonymous No.]

Rich sugar momma Elves!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315872
Well, somebody's gotta pay for my fine arts degree!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315880
And then you can paint her like one of your French Wights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315872
The only sugar mama I want is an Otohime. That CHARISMA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315896
Otohime pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315906
Otohime sugar daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315912
Ohohohoho! Otohime pleases old men for money!

[Anonymous No.]

Young boys please Otohime for money!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315914
Old men pleases young Otohime for money and fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315896
If I had an Otohime sugar mommy I'd do my absolute best to keep her entertained and happy at all time
I'd even do things I hate if she wanted me to

>>16315914
You mean old men please Otohimes for money

>>16315925
Absolutely no shame in that

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315931
Man, I wonder how special a monster girl must feel when she only has one person that cares for her.
I bet just getting you on her sights is enough to make her heart-pupil and go rape mode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315912
>Otohime sugar momma takes a Wonderland cookie
>Shrinks herself to a loli form
>All the people in the market, especially the middle-aged ladies are fawning over you two
"Oh me oh my? Is she your younger sister?"
>Otohime 'ohohoho's
"Isn't it obvious? He's my Papa!"
>TFW you get the nickname "Papa-san" from all the merchants as she clings to your arm, back to full size later on

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315896
>>16315925
Posing for your Otohime Sugar Momma on an unsecured webcam!
Being dragged by her to the school prom because she wants to feel young again!
Watching your Otohime make lewd hand gestures at you during graduation!
Having her molest in her sports car on the way home and being told you're going to need to up your game if she's going to keep supporting you through college!
Committing acts of greater and greater depravity for her personal enjoyment!
Marrying her to make your fucktoy status official!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315942
Such a shameful existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315951
>Otohime mommy using her highschool uniform that is a size too small

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315767
>tfw no forte
I hope the gacha gods bless me in the new year. I want my shortstack dragon rider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315951
>>16315960
I bet she still tries twintails to feel young again too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315942
>You spend all day pampering her in innocent ways
>Eating ice cream, going to the playground, etc...
>You finally get home
"Papa, do you want your daily pay?"
>You shamefully nod
"Then you know what to do."
>You undress and lay on the bed
>You spend the rest of the night sexually satisfying her
>She throws a load of cash at your face after she's done
>She grabs her pipe and smokes while you pitifully count your bills

>>16315953
Shamefully exquisite

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315993
Just look at the the in the profile. She already does that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315993
It's worse than you could imagine.
The silly old hag thinks she can still pull off a sporty ponytail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316003
>Sporty ponytail
My waifu would bully an otohime so hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315951
I bet she'd even ask you some unreasonable things before important tests so you have to pass the semester again and be hers longer

>>16315960
Anon no!
She's already oozing out of her kimono on her profile picture, can you imagine how lewd she'd be in her highschool uniform?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316002
True but we're talking about older otohimes here.
>>16316003
Ponytails on christmas cakes are god tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316011
Don't get me started. She'll make you take her with you when you go out with all your hip, nihilistic college buddies! You'll have to hold her hand and fetch her drinks when all you really want to do is talk about how pointless life is and how many thick books with fancy german titles you've read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316003
arn't elves like ageless?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315993
>>16316002
What is it with not-loli dragons and twintails? Wocks have them too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316027
Keep walking bud, this is a proud Otohime neighborhood.

>>16316034
They symbolise youthful abandon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316034
They want to look young and fertile for the boys. Why would they go for an old slut like her when they could be laying a wyvern or wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316017
>Ponytails on christmas cakes are god tier.
True, especially when they try to have some cute flashy hairband with them

>>16316026
Don't let her drink too much lest she starts spewing nonsense and shames you in front of your buddies

Can you imagine how ruined your reputation would be if she drunkenly said that you have sex with her for money?

>>16316034
Twintails are lewd and fun, what's not to love?

[Anonymous No.]

Actually, I don't believe in the afterlife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316044
>>16316049
But they're not fitting for ladies like them! They're so old, far too old for such a silly hairstyle! Mature ladies shouldn't be doing such things! Next you'll tell me they wear sailor uniforms and go to the local high schools pretending to be much younger girls too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316049
Why would anyone want a flat-chested tomboy or a sweaty idiot when they can have the charm and softness of a mature Wock or Hime?

>>16316052
She'd probably enjoy embarrassing you like that. Then she'd take you back to her swanky apartment and make you do things that make the stuff she talked about sound like something you'd do with with a virgin on your wedding night!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316067
They NEED young boys you know? If they they use money or drugs then it's time to look young and flirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315896
>>16315951
>>16315942
>>16315960

[Anonymous No.]

deredere dire jinkos!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316077
Crayon, An Elusive Artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316071
Because tomboys have their own charm and some people dislike being treated like a little kid.
Wock is okay but she has shaddy wonderland stuff and Otohime is a old ass drug dealer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316083
It's the other way around, Otohime is ok, Wock is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316067
This isn't a joke, it's a serious social issue.
Recent studies have shown there are more old hags in our schools than actual children and the consequences are dire.
Test results are plummeting.
Positions for young male teachers are like a revolving door.
The amount of midriff showing is getting ridiculous, if they're going to participate in classes they should be helping the tax payer by buying new uniforms!

We need to the government to subsidise boytoys to keep these depraved freaks off the street!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316096
No, we just need Great Teachers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316061
Go back to your grave your cap tipper

>>16316071
>sound like something you'd do with with a virgin on your wedding night!
If things go like this then by the time you graduate you'll be a empty husk who can only get enjoyment out of having sex with her

>>16316083
Wock is proud of being the lewdest and wears the diamond symbol so I get where you're coming from, but she wouldn't for you to do anything you wouldn't enjoy

And your accusation towards Otohime-sama are baseless but assuming she dealt in drugs it'd be demonic drugs without negative effects and she'd most likely give them out for free because it's fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316061
And I bet your husbando is Hob Gadling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316082
As he should be.

Being banished from his own homeland and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316099
It's far too late for that. It's a conspiracy man. The hags get the teachers fresh out of college and the christmas cakes get to drag the boys off to "private lessons" whenever they please.
Next we'll start seeing Otohimes old enough to be your mother wearing bright yellow hats and carrying clarinets!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316124
Despair! The lechery of old Monster women has driven me to despair!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316096
>"Hi-hiii, I'm Jabby-chan! I'm 16 years old and love pocky, sweets, and cute boys!"
Surely they aren't that bad for our schools right? Just a little... Eccentric.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316096
>"Hi-hiii, I'm Jabby-chan! I'm 16 years old and love pocky, sweets, and cute boys!"
Surely they aren't that bad for our schools right? Just a little... Eccentric.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316136
The ears! Always with the ears!
>>16316145
Young lady, was that wock just licking your special parts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316145
Disgusting. She's probably old enough to give history lessons instead of listening to them.
I know a corset when I see one too.

[Anonymous No.]

>Study for over to decade to become a high-school teacher
>For some reason the mixed species school pay ten times as much
>Go to an interview with the Succubus head of the school
>Get hired before I can even hand her my resume
>I start tomorrow
>Get lost in the corridors and arrive at my first class ever late
>The boys all look intimidated and or scared
>90% of the girls look way too old
>Apologize for my being late
"You're forgiven mister cute!"
>An Otohime who barely fits in her uniform is smiling at me and making weird gestures with her hands and a pen
>This is going to be a long year

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316049
>Otohime wearing a ponytail after childbirth
>She tells you that it's the duty of the sea-dragon father to carry the young, you're getting scared
>'Impregnate the males?'
>Just smiles at you while her mermaid servants hold you down and slip a baby sling onto your front, putting your daughter in it
>She just curls her seahorse tail up against you as she buries her face in your chest with a "Meh!"
>Wife that's fifteen years your senior calling you 'Papa-san~'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316154
Jabber-oneechan is young!
Young!

And she most certainly doesn't have a flabby beer belly from drinking!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316145
There's a new girl in school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316101
>she wouldn't for you to do anything you wouldn't enjoy
Well you would be in wonderland so the madness would already be in effect. I doubt there would be something you disliked, especially when amamono mana is on play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316154
>Monster girls trying to hide that they're out of shape

Huh, why do I want this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316165

[Anonymous No.]

What have I done?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316177
Because it's the allure of plump monster girls with extra embarrassment. Tell me you wouldn't tease old hag monster girls that did that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316163
There's only one way out of this
>go home at the end of the week and begin planning
>pull out the pictures you've taken of your class, a pencil, a pair of scissors and a lot of string
>start creating a giant map of the interactions you've observed in your brief time as a teacher
>all for one purpose
>to find all the nursing home bait in your class a man before your career comes to a quick end
>start writing notes on the back of each and every photo
>Jabby-chan: Obvious enjoys sedentary lifestyle, avoid sporty types
>Anubis: Possibly manages hedgefund during break peroids, responsible type? Improvement projects?
>Otohime: Flexibility is a essential; have to find an opportunity to observe gym classes
>Anon: Possible homosexual, must investigate further
>by the time you've finished your bedroom looks like an arachne's house
>this better work

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316163
>Be Physical Education teacher
>Have to endure all sorts of lewd teasing and stares as you pop a boner to you're students' bodies
>All the DE around probably doesn't help either
>But can't act on desires unless you feel like wanting to be a husband instead of a teacher
>Or worse, be turned into an object of contention as your class thrashes the school, all vying for your affection
Teaching in MGC would be hell. The strongest of will would probably turn out to be leading Order members or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316200

Oh, I would.

I also may or may not sneak them hathor's milk to make it easier to tease her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316181
I want a Xenomorph MG to fellate me with that pharyngael jaw of hers. It'd be like a piston made of muscle jerking back and forth without her having to move a muscle outside of that, perfectly snug and tight like a living onahole.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be a teacher at an MG school

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316198
I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316217
My head canon is that monster girls go to monster girl only schools to protect young boys and male teachers alike.

It only makes sense with the high rape rates, god help the world when they graduate and have all that pent up lust though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316217
>you will never be tenderly molested by a MG teacher
>you will never be inspired in some sick perverted way to get into teaching because of that
>finally graduate you're sent to some random school across from the area you grew up in
>walk in on the first day, full of pep and dreams of cute OLs
>put your stuff down on your table in the staffroom, turn to your neighbor
>it's her
>your smile disappears as a huge grins spreads across her face

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315872
I've seen this pic so many times before and I just now noticed she's wearing a jacket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16313480
Isn't this mango edgy as shit? Kike the MC prematurely hatched an egg and kidnapped a half-developed mantis girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316236
Molesting Hakutakus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316078
Diredere jinko
Deredire jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316201
Go on...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316259
Exactly.
Big, buff, cuddly jinkos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316145
Just take me

[Anonymous No.]

How now brown cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316201
>Anon: Possible homosexual, must investigate further
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316264
Come on, don't just submit to an old hag. Have a little more shame then that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316206
Your first mistake would be becoming a P.E. teacher. Whether you want them to or not, those girls are gonna go wild once they catch glimpses of your sexy, toned body. And after they get a load of your rock hard abs during swim class, it's all over. They'll be wet before they hit the pool

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316263
Big buff chuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316271
Biggest and the buffest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316270
>Sweaty and toned girls
Jesus I definitely would be able to become a teacher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314726
There's gotta be a backpack-kun joke for this

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316265
>>16316271
I don't really like 'em big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316258
Hakutakus don't molest
Sure they might be a bit touchy and get way too close but that's ok unless you're a pervert who gets aroused by the feel of her large breasts pressing against you and her cow pheromones filling your nostrils

If you meant that you are the one molesting Hakutakus then you have great tastes

>>16316265
They have low quality milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316276
But they like you, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316268
>old hag

You take that back right now. There is nothing wrong with Christmas Cake Jabberwocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316277
I'm sure she will once she knows I'm a slut for that type of girl, but I'm also a switch, so if she shows any weak spots I wouldn't hold back when groping her while we take the train to school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316270
Those with fiery personalities would probably take any 1v1 sporting competition with you as a marriage proposal, and you're likely to win due to experience.
>Queue of Salamanders, Lizardmen and Hinezumi waiting to challenge Anon in sports
>Anon has to swallow his pride, and lose to them all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316282
>Christmas Cake
If she's a Christmas Cake, she's the kind of Cake you find behind your frozen peas in the middle of January.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316282
There is if she is dressing and acting like a 16 years old.

But hey, at least she's not in the sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316236
>implying anyone willing to be a teacher for MGs would go there for OLs and not to fuck the students

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316291
>>16316293
How else is she supposed to get a cute young husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316288
you'd better be a good actor or else those girls will get angry that you aren't being serious. they'll just keep challenging you until you give it your all

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316236
>stay late one day after school for sports
>you're exhausted and take longer changing than the rest so before you know it you're alone in the locker room
>that's when it happens
>your hakutaku home room teacher bursts into the room and traps you against the lockers, tearing off your underwear like she's possessed
>you try to plead with her but she only responds with heavy breathing and a look of lust in her eyes
>in one last desperate attempt you try to scream for help but she slips behind you, covering your mouth with one hand while frantically stroking your manhood with her other
>"I love you I love you I love you" she repeats rapidly through her panting
>it's 3 hours later when the school's kikimora finds you in a pool of bodily fluids
Hakutakus may seem friendly but never forget that they're monsters at heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316303
There will be less trouble and less competition to go for the OLs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316310
I'm sure there are a lot of Anons who are into CC Wockers. They just need a bit more confidence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316320
I need CC wocks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316286
Please don't corrupt the teacher into molesting
And don't ever maintain eye contact with her while downing a glass of milk, she won't be able to contain herself if you do

>>16316316
She only did this because you stared at her breasts all classes long since the beginning of the school year, 100% deserved

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316327
Thanks for the hint. I'll definitely say it's really delicious and would love to have some more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316281
Oh dear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316327
Teachers are already corrupt. They can't help themselves. They're surrounded by cute school boy Anons and Shotas everyday.

[Anonymous No.]

See anons. This is why you get yourself a human teacher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316316

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316331
>I'll definitely say it's really delicious and would love to have some more.
What a dirty slut you are.

>>16316344
That's partially true but it's sluts like >>16316344 that push them to cross the line

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316349
I really hope she says things like that to me. Maybe even have me cum using only her fluffy tail.

When did I turn out to be such a slut for the Tacos? Damn you, Anon for tipping me!

[Anonymous No.]

"You sure got a purty mouth there boya~!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316260
>you’re more surprised than anything
>seeing her in the flesh after all these years, it’s a bit too much
>she doesn’t seem to skip a beat
>the Anubis in front of you smiles
“My Anon, you haven’t changed a bit”
>no reaction, just sliding you back into her pack of cards like you’d only fallen under the table for a second
>”It’s been five years you know”
“Really? I hadn’t noticed.
>you’re not sure if the smugness she’s exhaling is a good or a bad sign
>whether those eyes are filled with the same lust that burned in them when she first had her way with you in a sunlight classroom or pushed you down onto the leather of her apartment's couch
>not that you think about her that way
>you're your own man now
>you even have a girlfriend!
>well you had a girlfriend
>who was also an Anubis
>and enrolled in the same course as you
>and had the long black hair and affinity for pantyhose-
>yeah, maybe you were still taken with her, but come on, things like that didn't happen in real life
>there was no way a woman her age and with her beauty didn't already have someone else in their life
>so you just laughed and asked her if she was still teaching art and spent the all too quick break you had before your first class going over what you'd been doing for the last few years
>study mainly
>still, class time rolls around and you have to make yourself busy
>the day passes uneventfully, but it's still late by the time you're able to drag yourself away from the paperwork and nameroll you'd sat in front of and head back to the staff room
>and you weren't hoping that she's still be there

>>16316349
You're calling teachers sluts when those shotas come to school with their knees exposed each and every day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316342
Not as if you can stop a 7 foot tall jinko in love. I think you'll be a fan of big girls when one takes you and makes sweet, handholding, eye contact love to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316271
I want to tease Anya about how Siberian tigers are shit tier compared to Bengal tigers, who can actually be white only to get hunted in the snow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316352
Does that tail hurt when I tug on it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316352
You could at least ask me to use my land to hunt, I'm trying to slay some hogs that have been fucking up the crops

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316352
I need more girls with guns

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316271
No, no anon.

Big Buff Chuff Chuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314697
What would other Doromes look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316366
>a jinko will never sniff and lick my hand, inspecting the way I taste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CZL9PswXL4

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314789
>>16314839
I like them

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316351
What's next? You're to going to be a troublemaker just so she can ask you to stay after class is over and punish you?

>When did I turn out to be such a slut for the Tacos? Damn you, Anon for tipping me!
Don't blame me, you're the one who want to be raped by the teacher

>>16316353
>You're calling teachers sluts when those shotas come to school with their knees exposed each and every day?
The monster girl committee of education is the one who designed the male uniforms, those poor shotas don't know what they are doing and have no say in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315168
The one on the right has Nero's ass-crack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316352
I have a rape alarm so she better get away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16315526
What would other Lava Golem look like I wonder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316379
I would never want to be assaulted and molested by one if Anon didn't start talking about them doing it. Now that I got a taste I can't stop it.

I want a Hakutaku to force her tongue into my mouth and violate me until I can't even stand anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316359
prepare for chuffrape

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316348
God damn it this is unfair. Barb needs to take responsibility for making me like teacher cows so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316348
Cute taco Barb.
Automatons when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316385
Standing? She's going to make you her chair in front of the entire class.
What are they gonna do, say she raped you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316344
this anon's right. especially if you tempt them
>be shota in middle school
>hakutaku-sensei asks the class to write down what they want to be when they grow up
>it's no surprise to you what you end up putting on your paper
>the way sensei's hips sway when she walks through class and how her breasts push against your back when she helps you with work
>you write that you want to be sensei's husband
>as everyone is handing in their answers, hakutaku-sensei is reading over them
>"Ah, that's a wonderful goal, Sally. Oh, and yours too, Timmy."
>hand her yours
>"And Anon wants to be-"
>She stops, reads, and re-reads what you wrote, thinking she was mistaken
>"W-Well, that's an admirable dream. Anyways, you did poorly on a recent test, so be sure to come by after class for tutoring."
>ask her what she wants to go over
>her face flushes as she bends down to your ear and whispers "Let's start with sex ed"

[Anonymous No.]

You know, I'm not a fan of harems in 95% of cases, but if I found myself in the middle of a small pack of affectionate wolfus I don't think I could say 'no'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316396
Eh. I'm not into being used in front of other people. Just getting glares and lewd lip licking from her would get me way harder because I would know what's going to happen after class.

I need to go back before it's too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316348
>Hakutaku-sensei will never flick your fingers for talking in class
Sadness.
>>16316357
I give up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316371
What's this I see?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316412
It's a cute Glacie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316402
Were did you get that silly idea? There's nothing wrong with having your sensei platonically sit on your lap during class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316398
Lucky lad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316386
I wish a white Jinko would chuffrape me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316398
I'm not normally a fan of shota content but this is pleasing.

Hakutakus are so amazing that my usual tastes go out the window when they're involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316371
You have all the regular colors mud/soil can have + all the ones mamono mana creates, so I wouldn't be surprised to see a wide variety of colors most of them in darker tones

Their body shape isn't fixed either so you can have loli, shortstack, tall /fit/, etc...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316420
Oh, I though you were talking about being used as a dick throne. Wait a second why are making me think about doing those kinds of things anon?
And even so, having her plump, hot ass on my lap would give me a boner all of my classmates would notice and I probably wouldn't resist licking her neck and whispering sweet nothings in her ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316417
It's a goofball is what it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316437
It's a cute goofball.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316439
True enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316430
Those look cool as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>Become a magic hating Paladin, well-versed in Silence type disables
>TFW go back to your hometown, converted into a Demon Realm by an oh-so-yandere Dark Mage
>'FUCK SPELLS'
>She just 'Ara Ara's at you, teleporting to your front
"Is that how you really feel?"
>'Magic sucks!'
>She smiles, gripping your pelvis
"No no... I suck. All. Night. Long."

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>>16316448
>teleporting to your front
Nothing personal, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316448
Did the paladin expect her to teleport behind him, which is why he got caught off guard when she ended up in front instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316460
Yes. That's how all Paladins are taught.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316456
No, when you teleport in front of someone, it's very personal.

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>>16316463
I think he was making a refrence to that edglord sonic oc

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316476
>teleport behind, not personal
>teleport in front, very personal
GET IT YET WURMBORN?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316476
>not being on a first name basis with Coldsteel the Hedgeheg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316456
>personal
>not personnel
Somewhere, a memecat is crying

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316446
I just lazily moved the levels and curves around, proper recolors would look much coolers

I love Dorome's profile color but a more earthy color like >>16314697 is great as well too

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316424
Me too

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316476
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4147195M5RA

Couldn't be more wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316482
Good, crying faggotcats a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316479
What if I teleport to the side? Now what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316493
This time it's half-assed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316483
Is it wrong that I want to see a Red Mud Dorome in faux tribal gear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316497
That's the worst kind of ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316482

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316502
Would a memecat get happy again if you told her dead memes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316501
No, the worst kind of ass is the type that won't shut up and let you enjoy your swamp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316500
Absolutely not, she can even have cray markings and do a sloppy version of the rain dance that she calls the mud dance

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316509
Memes never die, but yes, older ones would bring her joy for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316352
My waifu is a better hunter than you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316510
Depends on how thicc it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316512
>Memes never die
IT'S PEANUTBUTTER JELLY TIME!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316511
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316523
>implying faggotcats wouldn't love that
God, I hate them so much!

Yet why do I love them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316523
stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316502
http://files.catbox.moe/in38hk.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316533
Clean-up anon is a real MVP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316531
>Stop
>Implying a memecat wouldn't go straight to somehow leaving a trail of rainbows and going "nya" repeatedly

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316531
Ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring
Banana phone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316547
>Sex is just you two fucking while spouting old memes at each other.
I don't know if I hate or love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316569
The older the meme, the deeper the love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316580
How deep can this love go desu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316580
>tfw her tired memes means she likes me
I don't wanna be in this timeline anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316569
>"If I take off that condom, will you die?"
>"It would be extremely pleasurable"
>"You've got a big dick."
>"For you."
>>Post-sex
>"What's the next step in your master plan"
>"Crashing our house... with octuplets!"
I'm sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316587
This is the primary timeline though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316590
>not knowing your waifu's in charge here

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316593
Does she feel "in charge"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316593
Does she feel in control?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316591
That's what all timelines say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316569
>You're having sex with your Cheshire Cat girlfriend cowgirl style
>You're really into it and about to cum
"Anon, I have something to admit."
>Her tone is unusually serious
"I've been seeing another man."
>You blank out not even registering her words
"AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!"
>You hatefuck her all night long
>She can't walk straight for 2 weeks after that

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316602
Yeah but we have the Cosmic Keystone.

[Anonymous No.]

>Forte
>a shortstack

stop this heresy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316603
DII-DI-DI-DII! DII-DI-DI-DII!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316603
She needs to slap a button that fires confetti and throws up his theme.

That would complete it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316611
>using the cosmic keystone to get dubs
Point taken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314327
I just had a thought. While new Automatons can'r be developed, a Gremlin could easily apply existing knowledge of them with the Living Doll and Golems creation method and develop Pseudo-Automatons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316603
But you don't see Jo..

Oh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316597
The real question is, has victory defeated her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316627
So we're taking the de-extinction route?

[Anonymous No.]

Someone name some artists that do NSFW that could do a good job on a Dorome commission

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316613
>125cm
20 year old midget. Yes I know the demon version from bahamut was taller but dorafs are love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316655
Sub does NSFW and I like their art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316657
So many moonrunes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316629
The meme is running even deeper than I thought

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316665
We are born of the memes. Made men by the memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316652
Eh, sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316655
>>16316662
Nvm. I just looked and sub's commotions are closed right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316663
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2554030
It's translated on danbooru fortunately but most of it's pretty straight forward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316655
Is she gonna have a thiccer bodytype or alt hairstyle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316657
I always find myself getting lost in alicias cleavage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316399
Welp, good thing you never will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316674
>Micolash will never molest you with the Augur of Ebrietas

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316678
Alrighty then. Never watched more than a couple episodes of Bahamut anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316679
Probably not, I like her just fine as she is, why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316655
I love ittas art. They do draw futa now and again but I'll live. And they mostly do NSFW.
http://ittla.tumblr.com/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316689
kind of has a sort of homestuck feel to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316687
Why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316655
From the ones on the wordpress that are open I'd recommend Ittla or Magnifire.

Both draw futa etc for commissions which may put some people off but their styles are nice enough. Magnifire is good at communicating and Ittla is a nice person with reasonable prices.
There's some artists on the list I prefer such as Mono but sadly he's closed right now.

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>>16316655
I can't help but I'm very happy to see someone who loves her enough to commission art

>>16316679
>>16316687
Sticking to profile is always a safe bet especially on new girls, but if you have some other design in mind go ahead and do it MGE encourages fan creations afterall

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316704
Backing up the Magnifire recommendation, I just remembered he's done bubble slime before so Dorome should be right up his alley.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316657
I would gladly take the doraf's and make them into milk maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316692
New girl with basically no art of her base profile.

Save variations for after the profile's had a fair bit of attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316724
Agreed, he'd make a very cute Dorome.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't cheer the memecat up. Let her cry. She doesn't deserve the attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316745
But I want to.
I want to give her sweets until she's happy again!

And then I'll give her more so she stays happy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316748
The give her more. And more. And more. And more. And then you have a smug pudgy meme cat. What now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316745
Do not bully the memecat

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316748
but then you'll go too far and she'll become diabetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316751
Easy, I make her the biggest meme of all.
THICK

>>16316757
The magic of Mammy Bammy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316753
But she bullies herself! She makes fun of the pudgy Christmas cake Wock next door!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316763
>spoiler

Anon. THICC is serious business.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316763
Being such a phat cat is what made her depressed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316767
And I'm serious about making her a living meme!
Cuddle Cat won't have shit on her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316765
DO NOT

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>>16316768
Then I'm just going to have to make her feel good!

She won't be depressed if she has a boyfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316691
Well you're not wrong. But I still like the art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316768
I'm not fat fag. But I would marry the phat fat.

But the bigger issue is. Who is taking those lewd pictures of the phat cat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316786
Phat cat herself!

She got drunk and send lewd pictures to the guy she likes and is now embarrassed about what she did last night!

She won't be able to leave the house unless he comes over to comfort her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316786
Just force her to teleport until she's normal again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316745
Has somebody ever smacked the memecat for being so annoying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316803
You can't smack her; she's not all there, you see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316613
Forte is so fucking great. I would let her battle my waifu and fuck them both ragged.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to become a great knight and defeat a dragon!
I'm going to tie her up in the strongest chains I can find and then start teasing her and I won't fuck her until I break her pride and make her beg for me to fuck her.
Then I'm going to marry her and tenderly love her.

[Anonymous No.]

http://imgur.com/a/9yQ3e

Goddamnit, why do you Wolfufags have to do this to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316791
Gonna bring phat cat some snacks.
Gonna scratch hear ears while we watch animu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316824
That there is a furry. You're in the wrong thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316829
thats the wolf girl from Scooby Doo Ghoul school. She wasn't a furry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316824
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

Awoo milk.
http://i.imgur.com/GuYeedx.png

>>16316824
I don't like the look of that nose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316821
>breaking a dragons superiority and pride complex

Please don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316847
Gross!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316724
What would it take for a NSFW Dorome commission to disappoint?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316886
If it's something other than tender cuddlefucking.
I swear if there's no vaginal I will hunt you down and end you.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to rape my Onee-san while she sleeps!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316897
But that's her plan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316886
Not much that could disappoint really.

Both handjobs and sex would be highly desirable, cowgirl specifically but it's your money so pay for whatever makes you the happiest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316824
TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT THAT SNOUT

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316910
Funny, I was debating between intimate cuddlefuck and breast smothering handjob.
There'd be copies involved.

[Anonymous No.]

Huge, huge tits, grope and squeeze, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

It appears as though low level anon has made a terrible mistake and unknowingly pranced his way into the Enchanted Forest located near the Steppes while trying to get stronger.

Anon is now the property of the Horse Pussy Bandit Leader, his adventuring career tragically cut short by his inability to look at a map.

Virgin anons may roll dice for a chance to handed off to a level 45 Unicorn buyer instead.

https://www.random.org/dice/?num=1

1-3 is a WINNAH, and 4-6 means you stay with the leader.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTVERxEzpvw

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314839
are there actual redcap fans in-thread, or are they too edgy/terrifying to waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316924
Hell isn't what it used to be.
>>16316931
I was wrong. Hell is still Hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316920
Do you think copies of dorome have a gem in their chest as well? Or is that how you find the original in the pile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316940
Do clones have souls?

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>>16316932
She's not my waifu, but she's in my top ten.

I would love to fight a Redcap. I want her to hide in my house waiting to ambush me when I come home from work. As soon as I park the car, I'd get the NERF bat in my trunk and enter the house through some window.

Then the hunt is on.

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>>16316934
I don't know anon, that Horse Pussy looks really nice.

What with the armor, weaponry, and neato leg hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316931
>you will never be forced onto a boat by nordic orc sea raiders

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316924
Milk the Cyberdemon!
>>16316932
I like their aggressive huntress aspect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316897
Please don't. That oneesan fox looks pure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316920
A main of fine taste, whichever one you decide on would be great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316824
Fuck off furfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316897
I want my onee-san to rape me while I sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316983
Would it be okay if for the latter said hands were the exact ones from the profile art though
Muddy handpussy basically

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316931
>Got bought by the Unicorn
Good I'd have a very time loving a vanilla Centaur, a Unicorn has some good traits to her so we'll work things out

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316998
It would be a mistake to not use mudddy handpussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316990
You don't anon. It's not as good as it sounds. You'd probably wake up very sleepy and not in the sex mood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316886
This >>16316910

>>16316920
There is a Gnome nursing handjob picture out there, look at it for inspiration

>>16316998
This >>16317002

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q657rEkgfKs

>Be on The Great Wall when you see the Cyber-Demon, clad in your sexy, clandestine green Praetor suit
>Today -is- a good day to die
>Drop your shotgun to the ground, the hordes of chittering imps and groaning zombies seeming less like an army to you and more like chaff before the wind
>Brace yourself and leap off the great stone monument, various other marines and Paladins wondering if you've gone mad
>'The Unchained Predator!', 'The Coming Storm!', 'The Hell-Walker!'
>You're charging through Imps and Zombies like a quarterback high on PCP, the Cyber-Demon having every football ever made in her hands
>It's time to try the FULL FRONTAL... assault
>«YOU ARE HUGE, YOU HAVE HUGE TITS, WIGGLE N' WIGGLE»
>She's noticed you at this point, firing off rockets and slashes of energy from her claw
>Her massive mammaries start lactating the closer you get to her
>«GONNA GRAB THEM, GONNA GRAB YOUR TITS.»
>...
>The Doom Walker has long since faded into the stuff of myth, a tale to tell all the little Devils and Demons so they stay well-behaved
>But very few know the truth, for behind every myth, there is some truth
>Which is why whenever you see a Cyber-Demon on the fields of Hell, they no longer wear armor guarding their engorged bosoms
>Lactating only when their destined husband finds them

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317013
>There is a Gnome nursing handjob picture out there, look at it for inspiration
Yes, I know, that was a gift commission from last year
This is going to be this year's

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316969
that's just because she's asleep. when she's awake, she's super smug and always teases me. she won't be so smug when she wakes up with a womb full of her little brother's cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317024
What do you mean by gift?
Is this your gift to us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316931
Do you ever get tired of the Steppes meme?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317047
No, a gift from a friend, we exchange monster girl commissions for christmas

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317051
Everything is a mém these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317053
That's cute
I'd like to do it but I have no frieds

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317053
What >>16317057 said.

It warms my heart seeing this. The waifufags getting art for each other too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317015
You should write more lactation smut featuring non-Bovine MGs like Peny does.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317141
Eldritch abominations make the best onee-sans and imoutos

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316502
>>16316533
I want to bring back her smile.

[Anonymous No.]

Beware of Dark Mages, they might cast a shota spell on you and mother you all day long just to satisfy their barbaric urges

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317171
I would demand this from a Dark Mage

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316897
>>16316990
I don't understand how anybody could sleep through somebody roughly moving around in the same bed as them let alone being fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317171
I wouldn't mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317178
>>16317200
What if she makes you eat her home baked cookies and headpats you in the process?

>>16317181
Some people sleep really hard, other than that you have medicines/drugs
Or they're just Dormice

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317181
it just takes some "medicinal help"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317192
Those handlebars will come in good use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317203
I want to carry a sleeping Dormouse in pajamas to her little bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317203
What if I tell her she's the best Onee-san/mother in the world and I love her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317204
Fuck that's hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317208
I want to rape a sleeping Dormouse in the standing full nelson anal position

>>16317213
One of two things
She manages to hold herself back and just showers you in hugs and kisses until the spell's effect runs out and then she rapes you
Or she snaps and rapes you on the spot

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317221
>Pound her fat, round mouse butt after pulling down her pajamas.
>She aheagaos in her sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

getting a ryu drunk on sake

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317246
Just a few drinks with that nice Ryu at your local shrine.

She's always happy to impart her wisdom, talk about current affairs, and make sure the vegetable garden you're growing gets just the right amount of rain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317223
>You fill her ass with half a dozen of loads
>Gently place her in bed and tuck her in afterwards
>You pass out on the coach from the exhaustion of pounding her
>You're waked up by her
"Anon, I had a wonderful dream and you were in it!"
>You propose her to tell you all about it while sitting around the table and eating breakfast
>She tells you that she can't sit because her behind hurts

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317221
>She manages to hold herself back and just showers you in hugs and kisses until the spell's effect runs out and then she rapes you
>Or she snaps and rapes you on the spot
I'll take option 2 if possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317246
drinking vodka with a jinko and convincing her to wear a frilly girly dress that's a size too small for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317246
How would kuudere girls like sahuagin and glacies be drunk?
Glacies would be great at parties because they can keep drinks cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317178
Me too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317171
Fuck, I would actually like her if she wasn't always associated with that shit. Sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317302
A lot of blushing, a few hiccups and maybe a love confession

>>16317329
They aren't, it's human witches that are associated with it
MGE Dark Mage is more of a mayadere from what we have

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317089
Fuck me, fell asleep at the desk. Not going to spoil Peny's schtick though, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/jh7rNYC4

We've had the Gremlin profile translated for a while now and yet there been barely any discussions about it

My favorite part is how they have no confidence in their bodies, I'd kill to tell one that I find her perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317426
>No shortstack Gremlin who's insecure because she doesn't look like an average Gremlin
>She'll never hide her depression by putting up a front of being a super genki inventor and tinkerer.
>I'll never break through her facade and do everything I can to make her genuinely smile.
>I'll never be able to help her love herself as much as I do.
God, is this what it's like to have a healing fetish? It hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317432
>No shortstack Gremlin who's insecure because she doesn't look like an average Gremlin
That doesn't make much sense since average Gremlins are already insecure

She should be even more insecure because not only does she have a lowly Gremlin body but also has an overly large bust and behind which make everything awkward
With her level of insecurity she might even use a mechanical onahole because who in their right mind would find her attractive enough to stick it in her?
You'd have to slowly build her confidence and make her stop relying on her machines until you can finally have a 1 on 1 sessions with her and prove that she's beautiful by creampying her without any outside help

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317426
>Automaton may be confused about the values of service to her master, starting with praise for her wonderful master, she will cling to her master while gently stroking her abdomen, as if wanting a child, unable to bear letting even a drop of semen leak out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317457
It's a catch 22 with a Gremlin's self-confidence honestly.
>Is she an average Gremlin? Then she's insecure in her body image.
>Is she a non-average Gremlin? Then she's insecure because she's not average.
The only cure here is hair ruffling, cuddles and lots of rough sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317426
I want a Gremlin to assault Paladin-Chan with a tentacle machine

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317485
Just imagine a Gremlin cackling like a lunatic while making you watch the machine pump a Paladin full of demonic energy.
>"Hey anon, why don't you go fill her up with something warmer? She's been exposed to so much Demonic Energy that I'll bet she'd start turning into a monster the second you stuck your dick in!"
Would you though. Keep in mind, the Gremlin's going to likely masturbate while watching and then go home and dream of having a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312093
>>16312097
I was curious about this fact

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317498
FROG GET OUT OF THE WAY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317506
He will do it... in the finished version. wink wink

[Anonymous No.]

So Anon, what would your waifu have gotten you for Christmas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317477
Don't forget the sweets too
She seems pretty assertive, do you have a plan to make her stop raping you with her machines? I'd go with a honest, heartfelt talk

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317426
>and an Automaton may be confused about the values of service to her master, starting with praise for her wonderful master, she will cling to her master while gently stroking her abdomen, as if wanting a child, unable to bear letting even a drop of semen leak out.
Aww

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317498
You drew that? Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317498
>that frog censor
Heh. Nice stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317514
Peace of mind and mental clarity.

The kind that can only be attained through a prolonged orgasm that feels like it could last days

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317498
Cute.

>>16317524
I'd be forced to mating press her until pregnancy if she did that

[Anonymous No.]

can somebody post the original Automaton pics? I need it for research porpuses

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317514
Herself, with fertility potions

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317520
She can't weigh much anon. I'll just pick her up and put her in my lap for cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317562
found it, forget it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317569
That's a good plan, the only way it'd fail is if she strapped herself to the machine and that doesn't sound comfy so I doubt she'd do it

>>16317582
>>16317562
https://exhentai.org/s/d4ebbcfa49/1009593-82
Here is a HQ scan, the resolution isn't that good though

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317559
That raises an interesting question- can Automatons even get pregnant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317603
Nope. You can build a little gear though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317603
>>16317607
If magic material species can then Automatons should be able to too
They might need to "unlock" the ability to

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317591
That's a damn good scan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317495
Yeah, just think about it
>Paladin-Chan struggles against her bonds as the Gremlin crackles about her greatest achievement
>As long as a human's arm and made from soft flexible material, multiple moving parts including a spinning head with retractable bristles, movement speeds double of what was considered to be safe, and tanks full of DE infused oils to simulate cum, it was truly a wonderful invention.
>She barely had time to protest before the gremlin smashed the overdrive button and the tentacle slams home
>Paladin-Chan moans as she reaches her first orgasm, and the one after that, and the next one, and so on, a string of orgasms brought on by the rampaging tentacle
>As the main tenable pumps her to the brim with corrupting energy, a pair of tentacle with suckling pads descend and attach to her nipples
>All as the gremlin bounces around, excited about what's going to happen next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317627
You didn't answer my question anon. Would you fuck that Paladin knowing that it would turn her into a monster instantly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317611
We'll if we don't get a definitive answer when the full translated profile comes out, then hopefully somebody on twitter will ask KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317645
After letting her stew for a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317464
W-Wow

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317514
A reason not to die

[Anonymous No.]

Is it possible to rape an Automaton?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317707
>"Understood"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317707
Of course. If she tries to kill you but you fuck up her systems and makes her think you are her mastah then it's rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317714
How are you supposed to even escape a hostile Automaton set to kill?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317721
You use a pool of molten slag from an iron mill, duh. Or a giant press.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317721
You don't escape, dummy. You fight back and win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317725
>tfw no yandere automaton stalker that can't be bought, bargained or reasoned with

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317627
This is the kind of stuff I love the idea of gremlins for, testing out their machinery on human women to see their effectiveness.

I can just imagine one excitedly writing down notes so fast that they're barely legible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317728
>fight back

She's probably really strong and has mounted guns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317738
And? If you are trying to rape a robot without any plans or skills you are either retarded or a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317721
Give her to solve a logical paradox to solve

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317707
Automatons molest you by licking your body all over

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317743
What if you encounter one in the wild and she tries to kill you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317743
I'm definitely the later

>>16317747
Oh right they have their tongue data thing
That's such a neat feature, I love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317721
this
sentence
is
a
lie

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317772
But it's not because it's not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317772
>Walk up to an automaton
>Say This sentence is a lie
>Automaton stares blankly
>"Okay"

[Anonymous No.]

>People still think Automatons are literal robots
Sad. Retards the lot of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317761
I don't think you can find one in the wild considering they are monstly in ruins. But even so, they wouldn't have a reason to kill you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317784
couldn't it be a ruin in the wild?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317784
I mean. What would they do? Also, which Automatonfag would really go into a unsafe ruin to find their waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317783
They are rape robots.

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girls would be good bodyguards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317783
Ok man. Chill out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317796
Dragons and Griffons are top tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317783
robots are my fetish, arn't I allow a little head canon to reach my fetish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317796
>tfw no stronk oni to flex and show off her muscles while guarding her fragile anon
>tfw no stronk Jinko to let her fragile anon touch her abs and feel her fur

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317790
Then you can probably make her destroy the place and get herself burried with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317796
Griffons literally live to protect their treasure and by marrying one you become even more important than her treasure

Otherwise just about any powerful species, did you read how nuts the DL went when the tentacle forest tried to harm her husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317796
Onis conform the vast majority of bodyguards for a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317796
Any of the physically imposing ones would make good bodyguards, monsters like Arachne/Succubi/Demons would more than likely be more subversive and set traps or use magic over getting physical with whoever's assaulting you, unless we're talking about ManyEyedHydra's Nÿte, a Succubus who had no qualms over doing unspeakable things to some faggoty little neckbeard virgin who had the audacity to actually slap her. I mean shit, the only thing we know she did was come back out of the gloom covered in blood and ichor, with an eye hanging out of her hair.

Monsters like Oni, Hellhound, or Jinkos wouldn't even need to be hired hands either, or Wolfus for that matter because once you're their mate/husband, they're going to fuck up whoever they perceive as a threat. But honestly, my favorite bodyguard scenario has to be Baphomet, for hilarious underestimation potential.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317793
>You'll never be pinned down by an Automaton and raped because she's starved for energy.
>She'll never cover your mouth so you can't scream as her internal pistons fire up and her pussy begins to convulse to suck up as much semen as possible.
>She'll never coldly drain your balls dry and then bridal carry you to a surprisingly well maintained luxury suite to rest and recover.
>She'll never pour some sort of potion into your mouth and then spend the rest of the day blowing you as you ineffectually try to push her off.
>You'll never give up and enjoy your new life as a lewd Automaton's master.
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317819
I think it was a random succubus, not the DL

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317796
Ones that are strong by default like Dragons, Ushi-Oni or Onis, or Dire variants.
The best Bodyguards are the ones that want the dick and are willing to share it with the other bodyguards.
Just be careful getting your guards from the Mofu Yakuza. Those girls can be wild.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317839
How wild?

[Anonymous No.]

Little girls with big butts are for anal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317796
>Nobody has said Ochimusha
Shameful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317796
Maids.
>Highly trained but orderly and maid like Karate Kikimora
>regular Shoggoth

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317796
Jinko, definitely. I would hire one and go out to fancy restaurants so she'd have to wear a dress instead of her normal 5.11 tuxedo and polo shirt.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have a completely platonic relationship with a Baphomet.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW becoming one of the deepest characters in the manga in a simple page or two

>>16317853
Ochimusha are shit tier samurai who died from fucking heimen. They didn't even get a proper burial because they lost that right the moment they fled the battlefield.

They'll never regain their honour, never!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317846
Well for one, they're not subservient. You may have hired them but they're not just going to let you boss them around. They protect you they don't serve. Two, they're a bunch of busty /fit/ tattooed Zipangu girls who are delinquents all grown up. They're kinda scary. And three, they demand payment in sex, so you're going to get raped by them a whole lot. Expect to be forced to eat one out while the others molest your body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317870
Don't bully the zombie samurai!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317857
Please don't embarrass the big cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317873
But what if I molested them first? Would that just get me raped sooner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317892
Anon, if you grope a Mofu Yakuza member accidentally or otherwise, you're going to get dragged into an alleyway and gangraped by a group of Zipangu girls.
If they like your performance, they'll agree to bodyguard you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317873
>Be at a trans-Zipangu meeting of the various yakuza groups
>The leader of the Mofu Yakuza is with you, a smaller, tanned fox with black hair and fur
>Her traditional eyepatch on with a small mole near her lower lip's corner
>In the sauna, with maybe one or two other guys surrounded by hard-boiled MGs with tattoos, they're talking and drinking sake while your side feels like the frozen depths of Hell
>They get absolutely shit-faced, carrying on in the heat
"Oi oi, Aneki. What's with the ring on the back of your neck?"
>She smirks
"It's nothing much, that's just something my 'meat' gave me while he was fucking me like an animal. Of course, I wouldn't have a problem having his kids because while he's more dense than a dwarf star he's got a mighty fine cock~"
>She pauses, realizing what she just admitted to, looking at you
>The pillar of MAN is pitching a tent under your towel, a full 12" of it at the idea of knocking her up
>The last thing you remember is getting a sake bottle thrown at your head, waking up alone in the hotel room
"You won't say a word about that to the others."
>'Gotcha.'
"NOT. A WORD."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317900
That sounds like a good deal, but only if I get a Raging Mushroom to help keep up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317879
She's such a fierce warrior, and very protective of her clients, but she's afraid of a nice dress? I like to bully big girls with gentle teasing
>You look stunning
>she blushes, looks down and to the side and mumbles
>thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317904
I'd imagine the Mofu Yakuza having nine leaders to fit the whole "kitsune" thing.
You should be flattered if a Yakuza monstergirl adds something related to you to her tattoos.

>>16317906
They'll give you whatever it takes to keep you pumping them full. Especially if you catch the eye of one of their wing's "princess".
Ever imagined being the shared "boyfriend" of a smug curvy Kitsune Yakuza Princess and her bodyguards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317931
>Ever imagined being the shared "boyfriend" of a smug curvy Kitsune Yakuza Princess and her bodyguards?
I didn't before but I sure as shit am now. Although it might suck that I'll never be able to go back home if that happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317931
>adds something related to you to her tattoos
>it's a tattoo of your dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317805
>arn't I allow a little head canon to reach my fetish?
No one is allowed to have a head canon here. You must follow the KCanon to the letter!
How would you make them more "robot"-ish? If you ask me they're pretty much that already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317946
Your home is with her now, and she'll take good care of you. She's never really had anyone outside of her underlings and bodyguards to talk to, so expect her to be very chatty while having sex with you.

>>16317950
>Implying a Monstergirl Yakuza member wouldn't get something intricate and awesome looking to dedicate to you.
C'mon anon, step it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317870
>Busty recently resurrected Ochimusha takes on a young boy as her apprentice and lover
>Has to deal with the fact she's also a somewhat unskilled, klutzy scaredy-cat in tandem with her fierce protective feelings for the boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317967
Chatty about what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317977
Stop trying to ruin Ochimusha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317796
standard Shoggoth protects you so good, even blades simply pass straight through you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317992
How?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317988
Your day, her day, life, TV. Things.
She hasn't really interacted socially with boys before and she's happy to have you to talk to.
This is in between rough fucking of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318007
You already have tons of moeblobs, stop trying to do the same to Ochimusha/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317967
>MG Yakuza cutie gets an intricate daki of Anon tattooed on her back
Anyone else that sees it will die.

[Maritan No.]

A little late Merry Christmas from me as usual.
Hope you all had a good time this year!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318013
Well that sounds fine, I just hope I won't be locked up in a bedroom and not allowed to walk the streets after getting hitched to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318040
That one on the right with the short hair looks pretty cute, but she's probably a complete whore like the rest of those girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318040
noice

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318045
The only time you'll be locked in the bedroom is during group sex. The rest of the time you're free to walk around as you please. You can even leave the mansion as long as you take a bodyguard or two with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318040
Those are some really cute lilims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318059
Well this just sounds better and better.

Shame it will never happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318054
Maritan is pure. PURE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318040
Merry belated christmas mari.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318092
Maritan is the biggest whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318102
She actually has a husband, she's just a whore recreationally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318127
She's a whore!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16311344
Oi, deleted, what gives? Ah well, I knew I should have read that sooner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318092
>>16318127
Nigga she's a slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318127
>just a whore recreationally
Explain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318127
Even my lilim is more pure than her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318137
The Lilim she's holding in her arm with the teddy bear? That's her canonical daughter, according to the artist herself. Her husband/lover is supposed to be a Barbarian or Viking type character.

Mari only corrupts like a whore because that is how all Lilim do. Even the blackberry fuckmuffin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318131
http://pastebin.com/gfeBFvVB
This post will self-destruct in five minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318150
Appreciate it. Why does everything I like explode?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318145
I see. Still wouldn't waifu that tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318157
Because sometimes their brains and their sexual organs are made out of M-80s.

[Anonymous No.]

I know you guys have an autistic hatred for anything monster boy, what is the general consensus on Succubi (Male)?

Alps don't count they are gender bent not traps.

[Maritan No.]

>>16318145
Actually ever since Kenkou told me lilims can mass summon hordes of monsters to rape men, I just reconnected the sleeps with multiple men to train them.
I mean, why bother when you can summon ads like a raid boss?
The "wants to help her mothers dream become a reality as fast as possible" thing, becomes less of a worry when you can summon hordes of monsters at the snap of your fingers

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318145
So her husband is a cuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318150
Happy Solsdæg to you too.

Emilia is my waifu's name. She's a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318171
Anonymous, you're not even trying what the hell lazy bum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318145
>Mari only corrupts like a whore because that is how all Lilim do
Don't fucking spread lies again

[Maritan No.]

>>16318172
retconned*

[Anonymous No.]

That one doesn't even get a (you).

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318162
That's not reasurring. At all.

[Anonymous No.]

>16318171
Fuck off faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318171
I do wonder about alps,
what lead KC to make that decision, is that really something he's into?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318194
CRACK A WINDOW, WILL YA? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318201
Yeah, he likes gender bender stuff.
KC is a huge pervert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318201
Everybody gets their fetish in MGE, so of course you have genderbender.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318203
And so, today I learned that google is even more useful, dumb sharks. Just lay off the nog or whatever, don't go crazy. Yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318171
>Succubi (Male)
So what's Incubus (female)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316364
>You will never operate with your waifu
>You will never have intense post combat sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318239
A masculine demon girl that resembles someone off Fist of the North Star who pussy rapes human women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16316265
I want to bury my face in her armpits

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318201
>what lead KC to make that decision, is that really something he's into?

Even 4chan has had the meme of "I want to be the little girl and whore myself out".

For whatever reason, genderbending into a cute girl is surprisingly popular in nerdy online communities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16311348
>>16314789
>>16314839
Is there an imgur of these? I remember one for yeti, troll, manticore, and succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318271
Well, anything that has to do with 2D and leaving reality is to be more or less popular here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318201
KC is into most things.

[Anonymous No.]

Abs are for ________

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318292
Kissing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318292
Punching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318292
Nuzzling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318292
cooking on
and all of the above

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318302
I remember an Anon telling me I couldn't make popcorn in a hellhound's abs. To this day I still think he's wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318040
Draw more of that Tomboy Lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318308
I think putting the kernels between her boobs would be much more efficient
more power to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318321
>Wanting more of a whore that probably has sex with hobos for the fun of it.

[Anonymous No.]

Which lilim is the least slutty one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318349
None of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318349
None of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318334
Would you quit it with the memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318360
Mari lilims are whores, this is a fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318349
Ilassa isn't really slutty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318382
Illassa is for spitting and stepping on, demanding that she licks your cum from the dirty floor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318394
So...the least slutty, is what you're saying.

[Maritan No.]

>>16318364
Someone's on a mission.
>>16318321
That lilim and the other one under her aren't mine.
They're from two japanese people in the MGE community.
Very nice and friendly people.
I can see about drawing more of the tomboy one later though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318423
>That lilim and the other one under her aren't mine.
>They're from two japanese people in the MGE community.
Ah, neat.
Got any links to their stuff?

>I can see about drawing more of the tomboy one later though.
Yes. Please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318349
All of them except Illassa

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318349
what do you mean by slutty? I mean I assume that like all other monsters they only really go after one guy once they have their sites really set on them. If its the corruption stuff you mean then most of them don't do that cause they get off they do it to help monsters win the war and because they think its better for the humans. I'm sure there are some lilims that don't really corrupt all that much given that there's apparently hundreds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318447
>because they think its better for the humans.
Dumb monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318447
*around a hunde
Not hundreds

[Maritan No.]

>>16318437
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=55502094
Here's the one for the tomboy lilim.

The other one has the whole bodysuit thing going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318447
>I'm sure there are some lilims that don't really corrupt all that much given that there's apparently hundreds.
>You will never a lazy Lilim who just lounges on the Overlord's couch all day
>Her mom keeps telling her to go out and get a guy, or at least fuck some corruption into some people
>LazyLilim just "Eeeeeeeh"s and rolls over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318452
>http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=55502094
Oh it's that guy.

I totally didn't recognize his Lilim in your art style.

[Anonymous No.]

I require more dragon-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318452
whats the pixiv tag for MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318464
Mamono Musume Zukan, duh.

魔物娘図鑑

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318463
I had too much dragon lately. My waifu needs to give me a break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318449
But corruption can save humans and their lands. Sure, corrupting everything is kinda meh, but just a little bit is fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318470
>too much dragon
I don't understand.

[Maritan No.]

>>16318462
Yeah, they're even doing an MGE detective game right now.
Looking forward to that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318474
No thanks. I would rather be a Christian living in the Middle East than be corrupted and turned into an incubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318485
I wouldn't enjoy being corrupted either, but corrupting things that are about to die is fine, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318488
Only if they're actually going to die and verbally agree to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318492
They are fated to die either to sickness or starvation and the only way to save them is through mamono mana.
Though the verbally agree part might be negotiable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318502
>Though the verbally agree part might be negotiable.
Then they can fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318504
I don't know Anon. I think it would be fine.

If you and your family were dying of hunger wouldn't you wish to be saved?

[Anonymous No.]

FUCKING CORRUPTIONFAGS GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318508
Yeah, but I wouldn't want to turn into something that barely counts as human.

At that point I would rather just die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318504
>>16318509
Don't worry lads, I'll be the first to sell you out to the monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318463
I gotcha, friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318515
That's a cute top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318514
I'll make it my god damn mission to find you and kick you in the dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318513
Oh, of course then. But just you know that people would probably get sad when they are all alive and well and you're the only one that has died. Maybe someone would even beg a lilim to help you while you're being stubborn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318520
Good luck, I'll be in lands that turn you just by you being there :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318509
The only kind of corruption I disagree with is human women into Siths and Incubi into Alps. Otherwise it's pretty sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318533
The latter is self-inflicted though.
It's always caused by their own actions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318516
Everything about her is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318528
I would refuse any and all "help" given by those monsters, I like keeping my humanity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318529
Then sacrifices would be made you turncoat cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318349
Victoria. The last time she tried to not be a kissless virgin she got shivved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318555
It would probably be decided whether or not the place is going to be corrupted by a majority vote. And I'm sure after some convincing the people would be into escaping death and being healthy again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318566
Well, moving deep into the forest would be the next best move then.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to imbue myself with the powers of King Crimson to elude Succubi, and then tell them "IT JUST WORKS"!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318555
Yeah, me too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318584
But anon, I just want to live a quiet life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318575
I doubt you'll be able to live alone like that, but if you want to escape a cutie lilim so much like that then feel free. Just don't blame me if an elf scout or ushi-oni finds you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318587
Well, just don't get hit by an ambulance or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318590
If he's going deep innawoods he's probably going to stumble headfirst into a fresh Tentacle grove.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318591
I hate it when that happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318592
Nothing a little bit of scorched earth can't fix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318584
>Have King Crimson powers
>Impregnate a monster without cumming inside

How?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318602
It just works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318590
Oh please, being alone is no problem.

The only real problem would be Ushi Onis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318602
Shut up, don't think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318592
Well, too bad for him. He missed some cute farmland animals, country succubutts and probably missed the new girl too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318615
>new girl
?

[Anonymous No.]

Headpats are love

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318617
The mud golem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318621
I bet the static electricity generated by the headpats is like candy to Raijus.

The headpats were never pure. They've been lewd all along!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318622
Oh fuck that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318621
Remember to properly fuck your Raiju instead of just headpatting her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318629
Then to the sweet Ushi's embrace you go, my pure boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318621
I want to charge up a Raiju by running my hands all over her body

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318632
>Not giving your Raijuu waifu the patpat while fugging her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318642
>not vigorously fucking her on a shag carpet

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318638
The only type of spider girls that would be in my area would be little ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318642
That sounds stupid as fuck. Like something you would do to a sabbath girl while saying she is a good little sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318621

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318646
>Not doing all three
>At the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318646
Anon no, I just got done fapping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318647
Oh yes. The little ones with big mamas. Good luck with your new wife, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318655
Nah, you need both hands to grab her hips and slam her down on your cock with full force.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318658
No, they're all little and will be hit with sticks if they try anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318655
Not a fan of pats honestly. They just seem childish.
If I'm going to get touchy in a non-sexual manner, it's going to be with a good rub behind the ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318621
I wish Buck would take requests here

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318664
And what are you going to do about the forest elves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318649
>He's mad because he can't fugpat his waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>Raiju headpat spam
Again? Let's hope it's the last one this year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318677
Punch them in their smug fucking faces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318678
I'm more into navelingus on Raiju than fugpatting

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318678
A raiju almost killed me, of course I would mostly fuck them ragged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318685
You would get snipped before even touching one. It's in your best interest to be pacific, Anon. Just giving you a friendly advice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318695
No, fuck you. The minute those shitty elves would start fucking with me is when I return it tenfold.

Never let an elf push you around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318682
I want to ｈｅａｄｐａｔa ｐｅａｒ－ｓｈａｐｅｄ loli.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you tried just accepting some of the love instead of all of it at once?

It would be easier to digest that way, maybe have some freshly hunted and butchered delicious venison burgers to go along with it?

Wash it down with some milk perhaps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318704
I want to grab her by the pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to weird people out by going to a seafood restaurant with a Cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318709
Horses are shite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318701
>The minute those shitty elves would start fucking me is when I return it tenfold.

That's very lewd, Anon. I didn't know you wanted to be the alpha male of the elven tribe, but as long as you are happy then I guess it's a good end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318711
That sounds... odd.
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318709
I want to dress my Centaur up like a Madou Horse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318711
It's not that weird; scavengers and bottom feeders aren't too picky about what they eat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318727
Yeah, the other people will be weirded out, not her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318719
This kind of joke wasn't funny when it was first made and it isn't funny now.

Contact with monster girls results in corruption and I don't want that.

[Anonymous No.]

Has anyone made an automaton parody of that 'this robot is programmed to fuck your mouth's picture yet because if not that's a missed opprotunity

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318730
Fine fine, just live out a lonely and boring life then. No monster or human girl would get near you with that attitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318764
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16314428
>>16314420

>>16314378
I haven't drawn anything for drawthreads ever, I felt my art wasn't good enough back then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318778
I think it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318778
Holy shit that's awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318717
But that's not true anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318778
Marvelous work.
>I haven't drawn anything for drawthreads ever, I felt my art wasn't good enough back then.
I may not have seen how your art looked during your early phases of drawfagging, but you've definitely developed a lot of skill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318786
It absolutely is.

[Anonymous No.]

Does turning a man into an incubus even really count as corruption? If I remember right it's difficult to even tell that it's happening

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317870
>Ochimusha are shit tier samurai who died from fucking heimen. They didn't even get a proper burial because they lost that right the moment they fled the battlefield.
>They'll never regain their honour, never!
>Missing the point this hard
It's okay, Ochimusha don't mind serving stupid masters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318813
It does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318813
Technically no, it just means you're full of DE and probably get a bigger dick because of it.
It's about as corrupting as getting a flu-shot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318795
Think about what you're saying anon!

You could become a tailor and make tons of super cute custom centaur clothing!

Even crazy shit like KLK cosplay clothing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318813
If I remember, the summary is:
>you like MGs more
>you become a sex god
>general stat upgrades
>MAYBE you get special eye colors

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318825
Nah, I hate horses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318826
Don't forget how you become a subhuman abomination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318833
Not an argument.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318837
Stefan Molyneux please leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318840
Feel free to provide a source any time my dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318833
I mean, I like most of those upgrades. But it does seem to erode my free will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318844
Stefan pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318847
Erode? Don't be silly. It completely removes your free will.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh boy, the grimdarkfags are back.
It's like we're really back on that shithole /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318858
You really need to stop just making shit up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318861
Don't get upset at me, it's in the world guides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318860
"grimdarkfags" implies that it isn't just one guy who keeps baiting you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318868
[Citation needed]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318872
Quit biting retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318872
>Spoonfeeding

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318872
He's baiting you as always, drop it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318869
I've learned that if I don't pluralize it, someone will try to make it seem like there's more than one.

[Anonymous No.]

SO HEY how about those monstergirls?
I sure would love to hug one and tell her all my insecurities so she can help me move past them!
And then take her on a date as thanks. Maybe to Arby's or IHOP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318813
I mean normal people count you as a monster but it's mostly just becoming a monster in bed and nothing more.

Honestly I'd gladly trade a lot more humanity away for better stats.

Like wings, small horns, skin color, and a tail for your average semi-bullshit MG powers.

Not by default Incubus form mind you, but having the options to throw away more humanity to gain more power would be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318890
Anon, that's called turning into an Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318890

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318900
Only if you trade in the dong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318900
Only gaylords turn into Alps.

I just want more power and tossing away forms of humanity up to a point would be nice.

The "limit" would stop at cosplay tier though. None of that leg fur, centaur, giant horns, ect shit. I'd retract skin color because that would be too far as well.



I'm way more degenerate and willing for power than other anons though, if I could trade in my age to a Baphomet for eternal shota Warlock power I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318833
anon come on. You gotta work on that bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318930
Get your degeneracy out of here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318944
>not wanting to gain power in return for cool shit like horns and wings
I'm with that guy, that sounds dope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318944
The warlock thing or the other parts?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take my Kobold waifu and my Kobld daughteru out for ice cream because it's 80F out at the end of December!

Seriously though, this is ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318951
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318947
Horns and stuff would be cool. But I agree on the furshit, that has to stay where it belongs: In the trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318956
Oh come on anon, I'd just be an immortal shota magic wielder.

Literally just a human boy with magic. Who also happens to be tied to a cult.

I could totally take a stroll through a human town and nobody would say shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317904

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318969
Nice job Latenight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318969
I'd give her my Mad Dog of Shimano if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318778
I can only hope I get a drawing from you, you're pretty good man so don't beat yourself up over it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318969
how can i bait you latenight? why do you not draw in drawthreads anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>16311336
We need a monster girl booru, for images drawn here

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318987
One day I shall trick him into drawing more dragon pics. He'll never see it coming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318969
cute

[Anonymous No.]

Would you?

[Anonymous No.]

For countless years they ruled the world around us
and when they're back they'll rule the world again
Fall to your knees!
Oh see the heavens crumble!
Oh endless night, oh night the Old Ones rise

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319045
Maybe. Can't really tell what she is, though. Regardless, she is kind of cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319045
Some kind of honey badger/zebra hybrid?
As long as she shows me what those hands are for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312557

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318833
You mean superhuman or extrahuman. To an incubus, you are the sub-human.

Why doesn't the english language have a prefix that functions as the opposite of sub-?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16317857
>>16317915
>Hire Jinko bodyguard to protect you from rape/kidnap attempts
>she wears black suits or khaki pants and polo shirts covering her huge muscles and concealed carry
>One day, during a close call with a gang of Onis you see how much she's getting beaten to protect you
>she tries to play it off like she didn't break a sweat, but you can tell after employing her for a long time that she reached her limit in that fight
>next week you tell her she needs to dress nicely for a business dinner
>"Why?"
>Tell her she needs to blend in
>she begrudgingly agrees and shows up in a beautiful red dress, looking grumpy
>tell her she's beautiful and she blushes and mumbles "thank you"
>when you both get to the restaurant, she tries to separate from you to keep watch, but you take her by the paw and lead her to the table
>she looks confused and asks where your client is
>you tell her it was all a lie to get her into a dress

I want art of her in her tactical gear/bodyguard outfit and then in her dress

[Anonymous No.]

Maritan you still lurking? Anything new about your setting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319087
Incubi aren't human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319076
Her hair is so fluffy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319093
What is a man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319096
Go away Dracula.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319076
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319099
I vant to zuck your cock bleh!

[Anonymous No.]

Can Elves become Liches?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319132
maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318889
I want to hug a Dorome and never let go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319060
>>16319057
Baku

[Anonymous No.]

http://imgur.com/a/a4vaE
My Automaton folder grows evermore.
I fucking love these things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319060
https://exhentai.org/s/054adb2166/686686-286

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319192
Same, they would be the perfect companion for men that don't want to deal with normal monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319132
It would be rare and likely accidental. Elves aren't obsessed with their short lives like humans are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319201
How so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319192
What's the story behind http://i.imgur.com/u0SLM7i.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319213
>>16312557

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319218
Oh wow I feel dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319213
You didn't notice how that image was posted a few posts above ours? Sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319132
Elves can become any monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319224
Please don't bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319132
Anything can become a Lich. I think my waifu might want to be a Lich one day but she likes being alive too much to do more than fantasize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319236
Just tell your waifu it's the most powerful form of life insurance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319239
I like her being alive too, I'd rather her not become a Lich unless she absolutely needs to.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to watch out for oppai Loli wolfus

They Hunt in packs and are more frightening than you can imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319236
What happens when a lich becomes a lich? Does she get TWO phylacterys? Could you break one to send her into ecstacy while pounding her senseless and rubbing the other? Could one woman handle so much pleasure?

Sounds like a good experiment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319245
Thanks for the heads up Arisen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319244
For as long as she's a mortal, she doesn't get to make that decision. Illness and misfortune will conspire sooner or later

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319232
Anyone that fails to notice such things deserves bullying

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319192
>2B and Automaton butt pressing
It's a christmas miracle

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319256
Best part is the drawfag might refine it tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319254
You stop that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319255
Please no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319256
Toobie's fucking thighs dude. unf

>>16319259
How can you say you love her, if you don't have a phylactery prepared for her soul to flee to if her living body ever gets destroyed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319256
>>16319263
2B is not for sexualization.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319264
You've clearly never seen 2B. I wouldn't be surprised if there was a part in the game where she had to give thigh jobs to defeat the enemy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319254
>>16319244
I don't know about you guys, but I'm not particularly concerned about my waifu dying any time soon. Between the two of us, I'm the one who's far more likely to die. Makes me wonder what sort of measures she'll take to prevent that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319055
But we are the youth of the nation!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319269
Neither am I, because my waifu is already dead. And she has Lich friends so I'm safe. Besides a portion of the taxes you pay to the Undead kingdom goes to paying liches to offer free resurrections

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319267
But I have seen her, she is not for sexualization.

Why would you even want to fuck her? Emotions are prohibited after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319273
>Why would you even want to fuck her?
Because everything about her body screams, begs and moans "Put a baby in me"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16312792
Explain your reasoning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319277
She is a machine designed for combat, not for something as pointless as baby making with a machine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319287
Nonsense, you can always combat depopulation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319272
See, my waifu is still alive. And given she's a Kitsune, she's sort of immortal/ageless or whatever the correct term is. So, for her species a hundred years probably isn't too much time. But, without her intervention I'm not going to be lasting that long. Especially considering my present career.

I'm intentionally disregarding incubization, because I think it's stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319263
>How can you say you love her, if you don't have a phylactery prepared for her soul to flee to if her living body ever gets destroyed?
Of course we're prepared anon, we even have similar preparations for our daughteru. We just aren't rushing in to it just because we can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319288
That is not 2B's purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319005
>>16319005
I just want him to do some cuddly MGs that I like

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319287
How does having a body that demands to be bent over and fucked help in combat? Distract the enemy? Make them too horny to shoot anything but cumshots at you?

>>16319290
Well as long as you're prepared

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319297
These are more informative than KC's own profiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319296
Machines do not get aroused.

[Anonymous No.]

While we're on the topic of thighs, which sex position makes the most use of them? My vote goes to the one where the automaton lays on her side with a leg up and you hug her thigh while fucking her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319297
You convinced me, where can I buy a Jubjub?


>>16319306
They somewhat do >>16317426

>Automaton may be confused about the values of service to her master, starting with praise for her wonderful master, she will cling to her master while gently stroking her abdomen, as if wanting a child, unable to bear letting even a drop of semen leak out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319307
The same that goes for every monster.

Lotus position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319297
I'm just noticing it now, but jubjubs are quite petite besides their tits.

I dig it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319306
machine
məˈʃiːn/Submit
noun
1.
an apparatus using mechanical power and having several parts, each with a definite function and together performing a particular task.
>Power in mechanical systems is the combination of forces and movement. In particular, power is the product of a force on an object and the object's velocity, or the product of a torque on a shaft and the shaft's angular velocity.

By this definition I am a very aroused machine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319312
That position has little to no focus on the thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319320
Then use your mind and make it work.

[Anonymous No.]

I demand that you people never post about 2B again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319328
What do you have against pencils anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319328
I don't know what 2B is, but I'm going to post about it more to spite you for acting like you're king of the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319324
Use your mind and tell me how you thin it works, lazy.

>>16319328
To cum in 2B or not to cum in 2B. That is the question

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319328
Toobie is gonna get lotsa porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319334
Damn you for posting more of a lewd Automaton as spite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319339
I just hope most of it isn't futa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319339
I want to stick my dick in that boobwindow and fuck Toobie's boobies.

>>16319343
I don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319343
It'll be robutts galore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319345
Hopefully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319343

eh, beggars can't be choosers

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319353
Recycling?

[Anonymous No.]

Is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crmbEdS7JXY what you fags are talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

How does one get a monster wife to be a bit more sadistic

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319356
Give her a book on "Dark Elves and the Bedroom: A study on the history of Elven BDSM".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319356
Don't let her cum for a LONG time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319328
This guy is right
2B doesn't even belong on here, she's an assault robot not a lewd one like MGE's Automaton

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319356
That depends anon, where is she on a scale from Dormouse to Manticore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319358
But I'm not into bondage, I just want to be teased/bullied by a hot monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319366
>2B will never slap you for looking up her skirt

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319366
>not a lewd one like MGE's Automaton
All we need is an suspiciously short-haired MGE Automaton blessed with a thicc booty to compensate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319370
So you think that all those thousands of years of Elven ways were nothing but bondage? You should read those books too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319353
I recently went through his collection on sadpanda. The dude seems to be slipping further and further into madness.

I still laughed at the strip of one girl tossing fish at the catgirl who bends over to pick them up and gets her butt cummed on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319366
She assaults my dick. That's pretty lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319376
>"A study on the history of Elven BDSM"
>Not about bondage

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319377
I think the guy may or may not be into guro too

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319385
BDSM =/= Only Bondage anon.
That's only one part of the acronym, there's still Domination Sadism and Masochism in there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319385
>BDSM
>exclusively about bondage specifically
Okay then. I think we're done talking, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319313
Well they ARE still harpies. If they were just a bit more STRONK like gandharva they might still even be able to fly a little.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319391
>>16319392
Next you're going to tell me you can have bondage without the SM

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318239
Do we really have to argue about feminine dicks again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319399
Pfft. That's retarded. Why would they be in the same acronym if they weren't the one and the same?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319399
>SM

French cars are garbage though

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319393
Their size is what makes them perfect for standing sex, they're compact enough to use you as a perch + their fluffiness and softness makes their hugs the best out of any harpies

I love Gandharva but how I am supposed to carry all that brown bird? If anything she'll be the one carrying me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319399
Well if it's bondage for nonsexual purposes, there wouldn't be any SM involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319412
>If anything she'll be the one carrying me
This is a problem? Besides, ganharva's also a harpy, you should be able to carry her a good ways and she's (almost) as fluffy without being retarded too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319413
What are two bondage fetishists going to do without the SM? Just hang out all day? huehue Get it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319422
I'd hang out all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319422
It can be for calming purposes.
My mom put me in a headlock one time when I had a panic attack on a plane so I assume the same principal could apply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319413
What, you mean like making your waifu go about her daily business like normal while wearing a ball gag and a rope harness under her clothes completely nonsexually? I don't think that would be SM. Or maybe it would be extremely SM, I cant tell because that line was crossed and forgotten many years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319427
But your mother was the master in that relationship. She was the one doing the headlock and you were the slave. That's kind of hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319428
Hello KDF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319429
Don't sexualize anon's mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319428
No, I mean like >>16319427 or what >>16319424 said.

>>16319429
Anon I had punched out my little brother and genuinely thought the plane was going to rock apart.
Also can you not? I don't feel that way about my actual mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319424
Rachnera is a lazy NEET!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319420
Jubjub
>Shortstack
>Turbo lewd
>Softest and fluffiest
>Can hardly fly

Gandharva
>Tall and stacked
>Eros follower
>Smells like love
>Is a high level barb

Both are great and both cater to different people, if given the choice I'd go for a Ghandharva

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319435
Hi anon!

>>16319440
I see what you're saying. So that'd be like her wearing a padded straitjacket to sleep in just because it's comfortable? Spooning my waifu from behind while she's wearing a straitjacket sounds like a great way to get to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319446
Well she does get her money by selling her webbing to science.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319438
>>16319440
I don't know what the matter is. Say, anon, how do you like your monstergirl hugs? Do you like it when a bigger girl hugs you from behind, pulls your head into her bosom and hugs it like a headlock without the pressure?

Does it make you feel calm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319448
It's more like an Arachne tying you up and leaving you hanging from the roof in a harness because you just wanted to chill out for a bit.
She'd even sit next to you and chat with you while she reads a book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319454
I don't want headlocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319447
Really, gandharva only wins out for me by any measurable because jubs are deep in the "too horny to have an actual conversation with" classification we see some MG fall into. I couldn't handle it long-term.

Getting serenaded by an epic level bard who worships the goddess of love is only a bonus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319448
If she's the only one that's always in the bondage - especially when there's a leash for her to be lead around in - there is clearly SM elements at play.

I stand vindicated. There is no BD without SM. Though I must admit that SM is such a broad term, there could be SM without BD, so a BDSM book may have other aspects other than BD

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319454
Well yes, but my mother is not for that kind of thing.
Plus I was genuinely fearing for my life so...
I'm never going to Vegas again unless there's some way to smooth that landing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319455
I see! That sounds like it could be a comfy time! I have a bit of a fetish for getting stuff like that done to me too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319456
Not headlocks, just head-hugging. you don't want a mumstergirl's arm across your throat and her breasts on your head? What if it was a big muscly werewolf? You wouldn't snuggle into her armfluff as she pats your head? Soothingly and tells you there's nothing to worry about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319460
She's not, and she doesn't always wear a leash either. Straitjackets are like comfy pajamas to my waifu and daughteru, there's nothing S or M about that, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319468
There is, if she's relying on you to bind and unbind her all the time, you're the master in the relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

Is teasing/bullying considered sm?
Is sexual domination?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319478
Go live with the experts, learn from their lifestyles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319472
We'd rely on each other for different things in different situations anon, that's the whole point of even a vanilla relationship. It's all a part of give and take. Like I said though, the line between 'SM' and 'not SM' is completely scuffed for me anon, I'm just offering my opinion here.

>>16319478
Yes and yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319485
You don't get to broaden this to life and relationships in general. There is absolutely no give and take in bondage. She needs you to tie her up and she needs you to untie her. She can't tie herself up nor can she untie herself. Nor would she want to, she gets off on giving you that power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319459
>"too horny to have an actual conversation with"
I'm sure you can have a half-decent conversation while she's perched on your dick

> I couldn't handle it long-term.
Same, I almost said that I'd choose a Jubjub but I don't want to spend every waking hours doing lewd stuff every single day

>Getting serenaded by an epic level bard who worships the goddess of love is only a bonus.
I'd fall deeply in love with her if this happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319482
The whitest woman in Genti-Argena.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319490
>She can't tie herself up nor can she untie herself. Nor would she want to, she gets off on giving you that power.
Okay, now you're just making assumptions anon, silly assumptions that are plain untrue. My waifu loves self bondage, she loves tying herself up and struggling to free herself too. And when you're me, this sort of thing is life and relationships in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319482
Why post that ugly western shit again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319502
Why are you such a stupid head?

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>>16319482
I really don't like black as a skin tone. I'm gld KC's dark elves are brown.

>>16319496
Now I'm no bondage expert but it seems to me that a major part of the psychology of bondage is trust and dependency coupled with helplessness.

Self-bondage completely defeats the purpose. KDF, I think you may not even understand the fetish you've given your OC.

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>>16319515
>Now I'm no bondage expert but it seems to me that a major part of the psychology of bondage is trust and dependency coupled with helplessness.
Sure it is, but my and my waifu's fetishes extend far beyond just me tying her up. She ties me up, she ties our daughteru up, she gets tied up with our daughteru, she ties herself up, plus all the other things that don't involve any tying up. I'm sure I've posted enough to make that known.
>Self-bondage completely defeats the purpose.
Sure, if that were her one and only fetish, which it's not.
>KDF, I think you may not even understand the fetish you've given your OC.
That's just ridiculous.

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>>16319507
Go to /tg/ if you want to post ugly garbage like >>16319482

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>>16319540
Oh no! The Posting Standard Police has come again!

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>>16319545
Anon, there's a huge difference between "Posting Standards" and Bad Art.

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>>16319537
>Sure, if that were her one and only fetish, which it's not.
If she gets off on tying you up, that plays into the SM. If she gets off on being tied up, that plays into SM. We aren't talking about her other fetishes which are irrelevant to bondage.

But if she ties herself up - something which doesn't play into the SM - it's entirely redundant. Who are you giving your helplessness and trust to? Whose helplessness and trust are you receiving? She can both tie herself up and free herself. There's nothing to get off to unless she offers to you the illusion of helplessness. Which would plays into an aspect of SM.

So I stand by my statement, there's no BD without SM

>That's just ridiculous.
It wouldn't be surprising though.

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Watch out for snakes, they can climb up walls with surprising ease

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>>16319566
It's winter. Snakes slumber.
Well maybe not, there's no snow and it's not all that cold. Maybe still too cold for snakes.

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>>16319566
Gonna hit her with a stick.

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>>16311336
>"A-Anon, I'm ready... for you~"

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>>16319564
>We aren't talking about her other fetishes which are irrelevant to bondage.
Well, when you said I didn't understand my waifu's fetish I felt I should clear that up by bringing up and differentiating between her other ones.
>There's nothing to get off to unless she offers to you the illusion of helplessness.
She gets off on seeing how helpless she can make herself, and then trying to get out of whatever situation she''s put herself in. Self bondage is a one person activity, there doesn't need to be any transfer of trust except to oneself. I guess it may still be SM, but whatever.
>So I stand by my statement, there's no BD without SM
You're probably right anon, I'm just offering my opinion. There may not be, but either way I don't really care.
>It wouldn't be surprising though.
Your lack of faith makes me sad.

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>>16319583
>It's winter. Snakes slumber.
The cold makes some of them only more rabid for a man to cuddle with, there are few things as dangerous as a snake longing for warmth

>>16319586
You're a bully

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>>16319602
>You're a bully
Yes, so?

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>>16319606
One day you're gonna pay for your actions and be thrown into the lamia pit

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>>16319590
AAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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>>16319607
You and I both know that will never happen.

Even if it did I would be walking out of that pit leaving behind a lot of crying lamia.

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>>16319599
>She gets off on seeing how helpless she can make herself, and then trying to get out of whatever situation she''s put herself in. Self bondage is a one person activity, there doesn't need to be any transfer of trust except to oneself. I guess it may still be SM, but whatever.
I suppose self-bondage may not be necessarily redundant if you take suicidal tendencies and flirting with death into mind. It could fall under the same kind of fetish as auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Or it could be completely unrelated to all other sorts of bondage fetishism, and she could simply be using bondage as a tool to sate an addiction to thrill.

Because I mean think about it. Helplessness is subjective. If you are truly un-involved in this solo fetish of hers, the only other thing she can feel helpless before is the prospect of being unable to free herself an thus remaining bound until she dies of whatever kills her first, hunger or thirst.

Is your waifu a thrill seeker who gets off on flirting with death?

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>>16319610
>He thinks he can escape the lamia pit
Funny joke man.

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>>16319618
Lamia pit isn't that hard to get out of.

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>>16319616
>Is your waifu a thrill seeker who gets off on flirting with death?
No, anon. She just likes how it physically feels, it's not always about feeling helpless.

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>>16319623
You're being too shallow. You have to consider why she likes how it physically feels. See this is why I said it wouldn't be particularly surprising.

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Purest

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>>16319629
What's the writing on her hand?

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>>16319631
Anon, I think that's just the shading.

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>>16319633
There's obviously letters on her fingers, anon. Look like E's.

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>>16319626
She likes bondage in general because it's calming and therapeutic to her, but does she really need a reason in the first place? Does anyone NEED a reason to like something no matter what it is? Sometimes there isn't a reason why you like something anon, sometimes you just do.

I think you're reading too much into it.

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>>16319626
>>16319638
gonna have to agree with KDF here. sometimes you just like what you like.

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>>16319638
>She likes bondage in general because it's calming and therapeutic to her
Why? I'd wager because putting all her agency in your hands if only for a moment makes her feel safe. Because she trusts and loves you. Hence self-bondage being redundant unless she also has a fetish about tempting fate.
>but does she really need a reason in the first place? Does anyone NEED a reason to like something no matter what it is?
There is always an explanation - always a reason. Any one who tells you there is no reason either doesn't understand themselves or wants to hide their reason.

>I think you're reading too much into it.
No you're just shallow. Which is fine. People are multilayered and complex. If you want a waifu who is into bondage, it's not really necessary to craft their psychology as an explanation as to why.

But then you don't really get to argue over her nonexistent psychology.

>>16319650
You're free to be wrong.

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>>16319656
>because putting all her agency in your hands if only for a moment makes her feel safe. Because she trusts and loves you.
I thought that was a given, but yes, that's correct.
>There is always an explanation - always a reason.
I guess.
>But then you don't really get to argue over her nonexistent psychology.
Yes, I absolutely do get to, because it's a learning experience I can use to become less shallow and add more depth to her personality. This conversation has been quite useful for that. This has been quite enjoyable actually.

[Anonymous No.]

Fact: if your cheshire wife tells you that she's pregnant and you tell her "Hi pregnant, I'm dad." you get triplets

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>>16319666
Thanks for the info Satan.

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>>16319666
Don't you try to trick me, Satan.

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>>16319666

I need a british cheshire wife in my life. This strife, it cuts me like an emotional knife.

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>>16319666
thanks for the fun fact Satan

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>>16319665
>Yes, I absolutely do get to, because it's a learning experience I can use to become less shallow and add more depth to her personality
Well if you look at it that way then it's entirely valid. What I meant was, you don't get to argue from a position of confidence, or at least to do so is to be foolish.

The wisest man admits he knows nothing and all that jazz

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>>16319674
>What I meant was, you don't get to argue from a position of confidence, or at least to do so is to be foolish.
I see your point there, I guess I was being a little wishy-washy with that. Oh well.

It's past my bedtime now so I need to go do that. Thanks for the intelligent conversation anon, that sort of thin is rare around here. Especially for me.

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>>16319678
No problem. I'm sure I'll be back to telling you to fuck off and put a trip on so I can filter you some other day.

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>>16319686
Oh hey, it's you.

You do you anon!

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>>16319690
>You do you anon!
I will. G'night, faggot.

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>>16319691
Goodnight anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sexually molest an alien!

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>>16319757
Do people really check the panties on statues?

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>>16319757
No xenos allowed

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>>16319761
You don't inspect any purchase you make for defects?

>>16319762
What about fairies?

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>>16319771
Of course fairies are allowed

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>>16319773
Well good, because they're also on my molestation list.

I'm still gonna molest that tiny alien tho.

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>>16319761
I'll stop checking when they stop giving figmas shimapan.

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>>16319783
>I'm still gonna molest that tiny alien tho.
Sure, just not in the thread. No xenos allowed. Ever, until KC draws one. Then it's allowed.

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>>16319771
Poke the fairy butt.

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>>16319789
Nah. This isn't the KC thread. As long as it's not some weird Grey-looking thing, aliens are fine.

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>>16319799
It is fine that xenos are not allowed, Fiyahcatto is a human being after all!

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>>16319794
I wonder how much he bought that fairy for. Must have been expensive, considering how well dressed he seems.

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>>16319799
No xenos allowed!

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>>16319807
This is terrible, those wings are probably full of blood vessels!

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>>16319807
>that toothbrush
Ouch that has to hurt

[Anonymous No.]

Weather Kiki?

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>>16319828
Weather?

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>>16319833
Anons stop, saying weather a third time will cause a ryu to burst into the room to give us the seven day forecast.

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>>16319845
YOU FOOL!!!

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Have you ever looked at a monster and thought about how great it'd be as a monster girl?

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>>16319845
IT'S RAINING USHIS!
HALLELUJAH IT'S RAINING USHIS!

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>>16319848
No Alps allowed.

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>>16319855
You completely failed to comprehend what the post you replied to is asking.

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>>16319849
Fluffy Spider-cows rain from the sky!

The third seal has been broken!

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>>16319866
So they'll break a seal a day until 2017?

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>>16319848
Anon, I already see every monster as if they were monster girls, anyway.

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>>16319848
this >>16319871 though I've gotten bad enough to start personifying inanimate objects as well.

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>>16319849
Ushis? I'd love some!

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>>16319876
Wew. I've never seen a vulnerable Ushi before.

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>>16319876
We've caught one!

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>>16319872
This is how you end up with a pizzagirl and not the delivery kind

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>>16319876
We must interrogate it! Tickle it!

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>>16319802

Even if Aisha is a xeno, she's also a catgirl. Trying to exclude her in the first place was just short-sighted.

"Cosplay tier" girls are posted all the time anyway and there's definitely a following for them in the threads. Koto, Juri, Aisha and most kitsune are examples of this.

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>>16319848
I'm surprised nobody mentioned Monster Hunter, I guess that's because most of them do have art as monster girls

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>>16319929
From the thumbnail I thought this was a Sahu. You have disappointed me.

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>>16319799
>As long as it's not some weird Grey-looking thing
What about the Alien that Shaggy fell in love with in that one Scooby-Doo movie?

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>>16319931
Sahuagins are great
Nargacugas are greater
Plesioths are shit

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>>16319848
I have looked at monsters and thought about how great i'd be to put my dick in them.

Don't know if that counts.

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>>16319807
This is way too lewd for this board. And I'm pretty sure those pins are hurting her!

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>>16319848
I felt this phenomenon strongly watching the MUTOs in Godzilla.

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Monster Girl Dakis

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>>16319962
Don't have room for one. I sleep in a narrow bed.

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>>16319972
But Anon, love means squeezing together into one bed together.

Or just marry a Fairy or Pixie and save space.

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>>16319978
>go to sleep with a little creature sleeping on your belly/chest/crotch
Hmm, yes.

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>>16319962
Pear shaped Wock!

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>>16319984
I want to cuddle a shortstack Gremlin like that.

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What's better, being a monster girl's daki or having a monster girl daki?

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>>16320039
Being a monster girls Daki. Every time.

But will I still be alive? Will I be an actually Daki?

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>>16320048
Alive of course, you're just not allowed to move all that much while she's in bed

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>>16320070
Anon... It isn't even a choice.

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>>16320039
I would rather be her pillow. If my waifu exists i'm she has a daki of me on her bed.

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Concept: Playing card soldiers, cute uniforms, teen rather than loli

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>>16320077
>teen rather than loli
My fetish when they reach puberty but are still innocent is the best

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>>16320039
If she's not literally a daki, than I'd rather be the one wrapping myself completely around her. I'd just smother her like my life depended on it.

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>>16320077
The playmates of the Queen of Hearts, and card soldiers of the Queen's Guard, it's Trumpart-chan!
The origin of their name is "Trump"+"Rampart" (a castle wall in English).
While in Japanese, the word "トランプ" refers to the cards themselves, in English the meaning is more like "切り札" (a trump card).
They're the walls that protect Wonderland, and the military "trump card" of the Queen of Hearts.
(There are large playing cards on the walls everywhere in Wonderland, and Trumparts can appear from them)

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>>16320077
She looks like Lewd Bait™

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>>16320077
>teen rather than loli
KC needs to do more of this type. People always forget the middle ground.

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>>16320095
I want to run into Trumpart-chan and tell her I'll have to go back because I'm underleveled for Wonderland.

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>>16320095
So if you were to try and invade Wonderland you'd have to face these cuties before even entering the gates? Man, The Queen of Heart is befitting of being a post-game secret boss

>>16320106
They have the best of both extremes but no defining traits thus why they are forgettable
We sure as hell need more of them though

>>16320126
A Clubs would nod and let you go
A Diamonds would rape you because she wants to try doming a low level scrub
A Spades would personally train you
No clue how a Hearts would react

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>>16320095
She is based on the card soldiers that serve the Queen of Hearts in "Alice in Wonderland".
They had a playing card for a body, but the encyclopedia world's version has a three dimensional girl's body.
The card element was reflected in the design of their uniform (that varies somewhat based on their suit and rank of course), and the inclusion of a giant floating playing card from which her body is emerging.

I drew the first sketches of all the wonderland girls at roughly the same time around when I made the Cheshire Cat, but I didn't have the idea of that figure emerging from a playing card at the time, so her design hadn't really been fixed at all from that initial sketch, and I hadn't really gotten what to do with her.

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>>16320144
A Hearts would ask if you wanted to fuck before you go.

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>>16320144
>Clubs
I'll promise to return...unless I forget!

>Diamond
Welp, time to grumpily wait for it to end so I can go back to grinding.

>Spades
That's cool and all but I already have some weird salamander wanting to train me already.

In fact, running from her got me in here.

>Hearts
I think the answer is more rape

[Anonymous No.]

The last T-Rex na Kanojo chapter is out for anyone who was reading it:

https://raptorscans.wordpress.com/2016/12/27/t-rex-na-kanojo-chapter-27/

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>>16320167
This is cute, wish people talked about it more.

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>>16320167
Last or latest?

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>>16320149
The Trumparts, guards and playmates of the Queen of Hearts, are former human women who were turned into monsters by the Queen herself.
Her criterion for selection is simply "I want us to be friends", and for soldiers that guard the queen, they can appear a little childish.
Though even if I say that they're young, they're not lolis, closer to middle school or high school students, with a teen-like appearance.
Due to their status as favorites of the Queen of Hearts, and also their age, she's got a pretty cheeky and smug expression.
Though her hair color is close to blond, blond hair is reserved for the "Alice" among Wonderland's monsters, so to not hurt her exclusivity, the Trumpart has a more ashen gold tone. And of course, she has the Wonderland trademark mesh!

This one is pretty fucking long, bear with me

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>>16320175
Both. Sanzo's now doing some sort of fuzzy caterpillar thing: https://comic.pixiv.net/works/2288

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>>16320179
What is it with Wonderland and smug girls?

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>>16320187
Sad.

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>>16320187
That is very cute as far as caterpillars go, but it's not a Monster Girl.
So what>>16320191
said.

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>>16320179
>The Trumparts, guards and playmates of the Queen of Hearts, are former human women who were turned into monsters by the Queen herself.
>Her criterion for selection is simply "I want us to be friends"
Something tells me the queen of hearts is lonely, someone marry that woman already.

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>>16320149
KC's lineart is always so clean

>at roughly the same time around when I made the Cheshire Cat
Now I'm imagining a Cheshire Cat bothering a clubs Trumpart while she reads

>>16320179
>"I want us to be friends"
That's what Druella said too, their sisterhood shows

>Though even if I say that they're young, they're not lolis, closer to middle school or high school students, with a teen-like appearance.
Best age range by far, we need a Trumpart in a Japanese high school uniform now

>she's got a pretty cheeky and smug expression.
That looks more like a honest, happy smile to me but I wouldn't doubt that she's thinking about how cool she is

>blond hair is reserved for the "Alice" among Wonderland's monsters
Did he mean that as in canon or purely as a design choice?

>This one is pretty fucking long, bear with me
It's ok anon you're already very kind to do this, no need to push yourself

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>>16320179
Like the outfits of the other residents of Wonderland, their uniforms were designed by the Queen of Hearts herself, and they reflect her tastes in their emphasis on "cuteness".
Their coloring matches a playing card, white and red (though it changes based on suit of course, and their uniform is emblazoned with their suit and rank.
The sleeveless design and slits running down from the collar to the skirt give the center piece the appearance of a playing card (though it's difficult to see due to the... "three-dimensionality" of her chest).
Though the length of their skirt is very risque, you can't see anything from the front, but for their husband that's inside the card behind them, it seems tailor made to put everything on plain display when viewed from behind...!

Their beret-type hat with a ribbon is also a charm point!
It was colored white in the first rough sketches, but I changed it to red in the middle of painting to get a better color balance.

Still far from done, jesus fuck KC

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>>16320212
>Best age range by far, we need a Trumpart in a Japanese high school uniform now
Agreed. Now I can picture a heart, club, diamond and spade sharing lunch on the school roof while talking about love.
>>16320223
>It was colored white in the first rough sketches, but I changed it to red in the middle of painting to get a better color balance.
I'm glad he did, red suits them really well.

Although I'm guessing a spade or diamond would have black ones.

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>>16320167
>it's fucking nothing
Disappointment forever.

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>>16320223
Their metallic gauntlets and neck guards give her a bit of a dignified and soldierlike appearance, but it's rounded out by the heart marks lending them an appealing cuteness!
Her spear's design also emphasizes cuteness, with heart marks and playing card elements.

As for the part of the giant playing card that their body emerges from, while it's just something like gooey, "muddy" demonic energy, Wonderland is a land full of sweets and tea, and it does kind of have a "thick" look like milk and cream to it, doesn't it?
I guess if you were to lick it, it'd be sweet...!


still not done

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>>16320249
>I guess if you were to lick it, it'd be sweet...!
Please do not lick the Wonderland Wall!

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>>16320249
The card would regenerate after someone takes a bite out of it I guess.

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>>16320249
>I guess if you were to lick it, it'd be sweet...!
>licking a trumpart's card
This is more lewd that it should be.

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>>16320223
>jesus fuck KC
It's like he gave us an infodump that wasn't in the original MGE2 release. That or he really likes them.

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>>16319962
I'm still looking for someone who will do a Yeti daki, I was originally asking butter t but he's a shit and doesn't respond unless I donate to his patreonbux

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>>16320249
Side note, a deck of cards has 52 cards + a Joker, but it's not like there are only 52 Trumparts.
The smaller the rank, the more individuals there appear to be, and as their strength increases with rank, the numbers diminish. With face cards and Aces, there seem to be very few.
A Trumpart's rank is not fixed, and through training and continued sex with their husbands to accumulate spirit energy, they can rank up.
Additionally, the "Joker" Trumpart that wasn't mentioned in the profile text is a very special case, so I'm going to be introducing her at another time.

There, that's all.

>>16320258
She already has one of the longest profiles in the book already

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>>16320267
So face card Trumparts do exist. Also it's pretty interesting that the number denotes the rank and not a unique individual I initially thought.

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>>16320095
>Trump
>They're the walls that protect Wonderland

Donald Trumpart will make MGE great again!

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>>16320280
Great Kek, is there no refuge from these memes?

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>>16320267
So Joker's getting a seperate profile? Nice.

Looks like KC never really will leave Wonderland will he?

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>>16320280
Shouldn't that be Donna Trumpart?

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>>16320289
Donna Trumpart is going to build a great wall, and make the Order pay for it.

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>>16320286
You can't leave Wonderland. Even if you go away, it stays within you.
Urge to say "one doesn't just..." successfully resisted.

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>>16320249
Girls in armor are always cute, KC doesn't need to try so hard with his rounded shapes and hearts

>I guess if you were to lick it, it'd be sweet...!
I'm gonna headcanon that it tastes like the white stuff in kinder bars

>>16320267
Now that's the stuff I wanted to learn about
>The smaller the rank, the more individuals there appear to be
Makes sense, although the way it was worded in the profile made it sound like there weren't that many Trumparts overall so I'd say it would be rare to have more Trumparts of a certain card than its number (e.g: 10 number 10)

>A Trumpart's rank is not fixed, and through training and continued sex with their husbands to accumulate spirit energy, they can rank up.
That's basically a common rule for all MGE monster girls but it's always good to have a strict confirmation

>Additionally, the "Joker" Trumpart that wasn't mentioned in the profile text is a very special case, so I'm going to be introducing her at another time.
I'm very interested to see this

>There, that's all.
Thank you very much Anon, you deserve an ace trumpart of your choice
I'm surprised KC had this much to say about a relatively vanilla species but I guess they're a fundamental aspect of Wonderland and of the Queen of Heart as a character

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>>16320267
No HD?

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>Anon, you slob! That paper is due next week and all you've done is fill two pages with quotes! Do you even remember the context for any of them? You are NOT leaving here until you've written your own thoughts down in at least the same quantity!
Well you got yourself an Anubis, isn't this what you always wanted?

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>>16320345
I haven't taken a class that requires essays in over four years.

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>>16320267
>Side note, a deck of cards has 52 cards + a Joker, but it's not like there are only 52 Trumparts.
This makes writing or imagining them a lot easier. They would be more rare than lilims if this was the case so KC made a smart move here.

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>>16320347
Well how is she supposed to know that? You never talk to her about these things.

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>>16320179
>cheeky and smug

A dicking is needed.

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>>16320345
Yes. And I'll enjoy this

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>>16320267
I'm excited to see how batshit strong and insane the joker is. If an Ace can take on things like angels and shit I bet joker is pretty amazing.

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>>16320345
I'd tather have a pocket dragon. Anubutts are too annoying if you don't love them.

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>Check around online some of the other MGE fansites and threads on the Trumpart to get a general consensus and see some of the opinions
>A few people were really butthurt about the name and had to make constant Trump jokes "T-Trump is a joker so it fits"
>One guy said he was considering dropping MGE because of the name
Damn, can you believe there are people out there who get so butthurt about a Monster Girl? I mean, I know we do, but for different reasons then the name.

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>>16320406
This reminds me of the twisting of the word "Triggered".

Though I suppose that when Trump has managed to live up to his name, it's perhaps inevitable that people would directly correlate the two...

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Do you think Wonderland has a school?
I'd love to be taught about lewd stuff by a Jabberwock CC teacher and have Alices ask stupidly innocent questions while the Cheshire Cat causes trouble at the back of the class
You even have nerds in clubs Trumparts

[Anonymous No.]

The doctor is in.

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>>16320405
>Anubi are annoying

Well good luck with a haughty pocket dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320406
>being surprised that reddit tier websites are faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320500
I love dragons so they are easy to handle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320490
The doctor is cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320507
I love dragons
thery're comfy and easy to fuck!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm reading Ogeha now, and god, that guy is an asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320406
I don't really like them, but it has nothing to do with the name. And it's really only one subtype I dislike. The introvert ones sound great.

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>>16320507
You really think you can handle a haughty pocket dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320529
Not him but you can always just punish her by taping her mouth and dangling her by her tail if she gets out of hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320526
>Not wanting to split your diamond waifu on two feet of horsecock
Come on anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320529
I find their haughtiness cute and I would love to play with her. If she doesn't shut up then I won't either.

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>>16320406
Kek
>Check around online some of the other MGE fansites
What sites? The only MGE fansites I know are MGR and wiki and I haven't seen anyone getting upset over the name there
Reddit MGE or something?

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>>16320536
That's mean anon. You're being a bully. I hope she burns your finger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320536
That sound very cute. I bet she would keep flapping her little wings and trying to scratch you like a little cat.

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>>16320485
It would be more of a daycare than a school. Sure, they do teach kids things there, but it's not mandatory since the queen of hearts is a bit of a brat and hates to go to school.
And what they do teach is all lewd. If you leave a young boy there he'd be the class experiment within seconds.
Which happen quite a lot.
>Some young boy is meant to go to school like normal.
>But the front door is turned into a portal just for him.
>Ends up in a class room full of wonderland monster girls.
>Rape
What happens afterwards chances. Sometimes he stays there with the teacher taking care of him. Other times a monster girl follows him home.

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>>16320550
There's /monster/ too. But they actually like trump over there so I highly doubt it would be a problem there.
I believe there is a monster girl bored on Reddit, but it's really shit from what I have heard.

After that I just stopped caring about other sites.

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>>16320490
I want the doctor to paizuri me!

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>>16320546
No, you go to hell. You go to hell, and you die!

I'm glad he gave that trait to the inferior card, anyway. Nobody can really be upset about an already shit diamond getting even worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320576
I wonder if the higher the diamond rank the more degenerate she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320576
I actually like diamond. It's a nice, symmetrical, solid shape. Shame about the girl it's based off wanting to horse around all the time. She should get serious, and tie the knot

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320550
Theres a few other monster girl forums that all look like something from the early two thousands. Also don't forget forum threads dedicated to mge on various sites.

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>>16320591
That's what I figured, actually. You wind up getting turned into a dragon once you hit face card level.

Meanwhile, a face card for the superior club is just living with them in their own card world.

>>16320595
The puns are the best thing she's brought about.

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>>16320600
What would halpen if you mixed a club and a lich? I bet she would become a vegetable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320600
>You wind up getting turned into a dragon once you hit face card level.
No, at top tier degeneracy, she turns into a dragon and fucks you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320606
>I bet she would become a vegetable
No no, you need to add an alurane to the mix for that.

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>>16320606
More like a sloth girl with enough magic energy to warp reality.

>>16320608
Oh gods, that would be awful. At least I would never get out of my starting village in a MG world, so I don't have to worry about becoming a cocksleeve.

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>>16320608
Don't forget the doppel potions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320600
>>16320608
>>16320618
Stop already

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320618
>She turns you into an entire pack of wolves to gangbang her while cosplaying holo
This girl is never getting laid by any one but the most degenerate of incubi. I wonder how they cope with their loneliness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320622
Yeah, yeah. I think it's pretty funny, but it would probably give someone new the wrong idea, huh. At least we have clubs and spades to make up for that faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320622
We are just talking about the cute card.

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>>16320641
Spades a best.

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>>16320622
It's fun to gross people out an laugh at the things you do not like. Like a game where you say the worst thing you can think of and some one ups the ante until it reaches a point where no one wants a mental image of what the next person is going to say and you all quit.

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>>16320371
She's a heart so she would happily oblige.

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>>16320559
>since the queen of hearts is a bit of a brat and hates to go to school.
Oh right, school definitely isn't something she'd consider fun

So it'd basically be a place where young monster girls and boys go to hang out and occasionally try out stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320649
You sound like those 14yo kids who think are funny but they're just annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320649
Then how about we just end it right here: fetishistic botfly removal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320654
>So it'd basically be a place where young monster girls and boys go to hang out and occasionally try out stuff
Exactly. Be it something lewd or just something fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>Theres no snow where i am

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320657
My condolences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320661
We don't talk about that. Remove diamons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320649
>It's fun to gross people out an laugh at the things you do not like
>I'm such a troll!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320665
I'd show all kinds of lewd stuff to young Jubjubs, they'd be my groupies

>>16320666
I wonder if cold girls would be the most popular in hot countries

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320666
Does that yuki onna look nice?
And why do we need his snow boner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320684
It is fun. It's also human nature. Pretty closely related to gallows humor. Do you get offended at off-colour jokes too? You strike me as the type who does.

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>>16320666
>tfw it snowed for 1cm on Christmas eve
>now it's all windy and raining

Ice Queen pls don't fall asleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320666
>104°F

Boy I have a waifu but I wouldn't mind hugging a Yuki onna eight now.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't play monopoly with a Tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320688
she's nice
the have a daughter together

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>>16320707
What's the worst that'll happen?

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>>16320707
Can we play Risk instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320707
Why?
She mad I'll keep buying railroads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320707
>Playing monopoly

[Anonymous No.]

Mudpussy is bestpussy!

[Anonymous No.]

Its fucking cold someone send help

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320666
I remember a hentai with a loli yukionna who met with mountain hikers to have gangbangs.
It was cute. And lewd. Cute lewd lolis are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320745
What the heck is that "Weather Ryu recommends" box?
Also do jumping jacks to warm up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320748

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>>16320753
Anyone know where that greentext is with the drunk succubus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320745
Just get a warm dragon to cuddle

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>>16320763
But dragons are cold-blooded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320771
But the dragon on the cuddle site told me she would warm things up for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320725
What monstergirl is the best to play Risk with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320783
Hakutaku, the one who is always holding a fan and calls herself the Sleeping Bovine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320785
>Sleeping Bovine

So THATS why she's fat!

It makes so much sense now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320779
She deceived you. She wants YOU to warm HER up. Don't believe her lies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320745
Wrap yourself in a Yeti fur scarf until warm, recommend laying in bed since it will put you to comfy sleep fast

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[Anonymous No.]

>>16320868
Face pats!

[Anonymous No.]

I hope you're visiting the local arty shrine and thanking her with gifts and worship for the wonderful season we just had!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320881
Local Ryu* shrine

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make a loli Kikimora wear a ball gag and a nose hook while she cleans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320902
Shut up, quicksilver. We already know.

>>16320861
I want a yeti fur scarf, that my yeti waifu lovingly made for me so I can stay warm when she's out.

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>>16320854
I wouldn't mind that at all. Making a dragon happy and seeing her smile would make me feel all warm inside.

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>>16320902
A regular nose hook or one of those extreme one that plug into the butt?

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>>16320920
I'll profess my love of sexually torturing my loli Kiki slave to the heavens.

>>16320927
I don't know about that. I'd rather make her wear an anal hook that's connected to a rigging system on the ceiling. She'd be able to go anywhere in the house but she'd have to stay on her tiptoes because of her anal hook.

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>>16320927
A nose hook that goes down her back and between her legs to rub her clit and ends in nipple piercings

[Anonymous No.]

So I'm getting a cat tomorrow. I don't know how my waifu would feel about having a cat, but oh well.

Is it okay for monstergirls to keep pets?

[Anonymous No.]

This was translated finally

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320946
I thought you went to bed

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>>16320949
>I'm in charge here
>not Do you feel in charge

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>>16320943
That's just too complicated. The same effect could be achieved with individual toys and bits.

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>>16320952
I'm awake now.

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>>16320946
It should be fine. I'd like to think that if a monstergirl wants a pet it'll just stay a pet.

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>>16320934
That's some dedication to lewd the kiki

>>16320943
Just have her clit and nipples pierced and have a slightly too short string link them together, much simpler and more effective

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>>16320955
She's a Big Elf

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>>16320958
not complicated just long

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>>16320949
What is this?

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>>16320970
For you.

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>>16320946
Cats are wonderful and of course they'd love pets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320973
fat elf it seems

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>>16320970
>>16320970
>>16320970
>>16320970

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>>16320973
What America likes doing to monster girls.

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>>16320949
>Fat slob stuffing her face blames being fat on other people
Wew lad. I don't want to hate elves now, come on.

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>>16320946
I imagine a lich would keep an undead cat around for company while she waits for a husband. So, yeah, it should be fine.

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>>16320949
>that belly squeeze

MUH

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>>16320968
That's not what I'm worried about, that's part of my headcanon too. I just think it'd be weird to have a cat when I'm married to a Kobold.

>>16320976
I've lived with cats for most of my life, cats are pretty neat animals.

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>>16320990
I would work that belly off, but I'd end up impregnating her

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>>16320988
Heh. I'll be keeping my cat around while I wait for my waifu!

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>>16320998
Why a cat, KDF? Why not a dog?

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>>16320998
>pretty neat animals
It's funny because it's true with both meanings on eat! It's like a pun! Get it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320973
That's an Elf of course.

Don't stare, it's rude.

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>>16321008
>on eat
Hey, who stole my letters? of neat*

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>>16320949
What's the source on this

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>>16320959
I was going to say you didn't sleep for long enough, but it's been seven hours. Man, time flies.

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>>16321000
No anon. No. You don't make phat elves healthy. You enjoy the pudge and spoil her.

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>>16321006
Because I'm more of a cat person when it comes to animals, and having a dog would be a little too weird. I'm also too lazy to have a dog.

This arrangement with the cat is sort of a favor to my mom, she's too busy to care for 3 cats and 2 dogs so I'm getting one of the older cats. It'll be nice since I lived with this cat for several years when I was a kid.

>>16321008
Charon-chan go home.

>>16321020
No, I only slept for five hours and I'm really feeling it. This is what I get for staying up too late.

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>>16321011
>elves with weapons
boner YES
>>16321026
That's what you do, not what I do

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321011
I'm asking how's that manga called.

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>>16321026
>phat elves healthy
Fat. She's overweight and her figure is ruined.

>>16321028
>No, I only slept for five hours and I'm really feeling it
Go back to bed, nerd.

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>>16321028
>Charon-chan go home
Her home is her ferry and her ferry has wi-fi.

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>>16321011
That elf is for teasing

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>>16321034
>Go back to bed, nerd.
I can't, I'm at work.

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>>16321028
Not gonna lie I'm getting a weird vibe from your last story about that whole cat thing.

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>>16321038
Must suck not being a neet

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>>16321034
It's not ruined anon. It's improved.

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>>16321053
I see you like your women apple-shaped.

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>>16321046
You stop that, you dirty anon.

>>16321048
It's not terrible, I only work part time. This way I have money for commissions.

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>>16321059
I'm just saying that sounds a lot like your childhood pet plotline. I hope you're ready for 2017.

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>>16321068
Stop this right now, anon. I belong with my Kobold waifu.

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>>16321068
>2017 rolls around and instead of his kobold he gets a werecat
Kek.

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>>16321048
>tfw the government has people who check with you every 3 weeks when you're unemployed to make sure you're being "active" so they can take away your neetbux if they're not satisfied with what you've been doing
Stress is a terrible thing.

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>>16321032
Elf Can't On a Diet

Apparently other fantastical girls will be featured too, this ones was Forest Elf

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>>16320949
>>16321011
>>16321089
>filenames
So...we're not gonna talk about this? Ok I guess.

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>>16321077
If everything but the species magically works out perfectly I'd still be a little disappointed, but I could live with it I guess. I'd still very much prefer a Kobold though.

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>>16321068
>It will be 2018 before you know it, and nothing good will have happened.
Fuck.

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>>16321109
Nah, just don't feed the fatfag. Fitting. Which is ironic, because that elf isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

It's not ok to introduce human foods to monster girls who are used to only eat raw foods

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>>16321131
What's the worst that could happen?

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>>16321138
This >>16320949

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321138
A fat elf might think you like her the way she is, which leads to a smug elf.

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>>16321143
This is fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321143
You need to introduce beautiful and healthy dishes, not junk food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321131
Going to introduce a Jinko to steaks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321131
Going to feed an Anubis chocolate and cake!

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>>16321152
Even then that's too much
Did you see how crazy monster girls go for plain meat? They'd go batshit insane for a properly seasoned steak

>>16321155
Please don't, she'll eat so many of them that she will enter bear mode

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320371
A Trumpart is only going to become more smug when she traps you in her card.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320490
Now you can get shaken baby syndrome as an adult!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321163
Don't to that, chocolate will give her indigestion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321083
Why anon you're just PERFECTLY qualified to be a source of blood and semen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321173
>she'll enter bear mode

Good. Then I can be overpowered and raped by a big stronk cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321188
Anything to make her plump.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey anon, quit being boring and go have some fun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321193
Man, if there was a vamp who would take me in and love me and allow me to just be tank of blood and cum and be a useess neet, there's not a thing she could do to me I wouldn't be happy about

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321221
No.

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>>16321221
I can't, it's dark and slippery outside and I'm soon going to be too busy with school to write anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321173
>Bear mode jinko
That's exactly what I want.

[Anonymous No.]

Plump, squishy bellies are for spanking and bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321225
I know how you feel. Freedom in submission and all that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321245
Plump squishy bellies are for poking and squeezing. They are off limits for bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321251
Maybe if you're a weenie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321228
>>16321230
Guess the fun's coming to you then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321259
No.

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>>16319284
Well, to give you some insight on that OH SO creative process. I'd decided to not use a floral based name (for once) when it came to a girl from a green text.

Spoiler: Her name actually translates to "Love" in Finnish. Chose it because Alp can be a cool guy when he's not a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to watch my Jubjub waifu build a nest in the middle of our bed so she can lay her egg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321245
>>16321251
I thought they were for raspberrying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321266
Only if she's insecure about it and you're doing it to make her squirm and blush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321259
I hope she doesn't slip.
>>16321264
I know what it means, what I'm asking is why'd you think you're being nice to me by giving her such a silly name. Oh, and Lempi isn't a word that people use in common parlance, it's archaic. Still perfectly viable as a name though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321265
That's both cute and disturbing
Egg laying is probably nowhere near as horrific an experience as child birth is though

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321271
Because it's Finnish and a lovely name. Now stop being a ninny about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321284
In my headcanon it basically is. After however many months of pregnancy she lays the egg which then takes however many more weeks to hatch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321225
>>16321248
My brothers

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321284
>>16321290
Monstergirl childbirth is nowhere near as horrific as human childbirth is in my headcanon though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321289
I said it was a perfectly viable name, anon. It just doesn't qualify as much of a present for me, personally.
If you want to really want to be nice to me, tell me what you thought about my latest story, I promise not to argue unless you're objectively wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321293
Girls wearing nothing but jewels are easy on the eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321284
My waifus lay eggs and it's extremely cute. The way she takes care of it is even cuter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321293
>>16321248
>The look of surprise on her face when after years of doing absolutely nothing and being a neet in pergatory, you finally get off your ass start working towards a goal and an aspiration
>The look of love on her face when she finds out she's your inspiration and you're doing it for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321113
If that's the case do you ever imagine your waifu and/or daughteru as different species?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321312
>the look of confusion on her face when you don't want to have sex after another day in the rat race
>the look of worry on her face when you're just angry and miserable all the time
>the look of sadness on her face when you develop a drinking problem

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be dominated into submission by a mistress vampire and then have her violently suck my blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321315
My waifu and daughteru are always the same species, but occasionally I do imagine them as non-Kobold species. It usually feels dirty though. Sometimes I feel like there's this higher existence of my ideal 'waifu' who manifests herself through different characters. It helps me cope with this and having other waifus in the past.

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>>16321322
sounds painful

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321317
I don't know why you'd get off your ass to pursue someting endless and pointless, but if she finds out you're planning on doing something to soul crushing, you're not leaving the house anytime soon. Stress sours the blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321327
That's what makes it enjoyable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321324
That's an odd idea.
I kind of like it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>Want to add some of the new girls to my top10
>I don't want to remove any of the old ones

http://i.imgur.com/6k7DyNu.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321349
You don't get to be a wishy washy faggot forever. There was bound to come a day where you liked more than 10 girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320267
>Side note, a deck of cards has 52 cards + a Joker, but it's not like there are only 52 Trumparts.
>The smaller the rank, the more individuals there appear to be, and as their strength increases with rank, the numbers diminish. With face cards and Aces, there seem to be very few.
>A Trumpart's rank is not fixed, and through training and continued sex with their husbands to accumulate spirit energy, they can rank up.
>Additionally, the "Joker" Trumpart that wasn't mentioned in the profile text is a very special case, so I'm going to be introducing her at another time.
Artists are gonna have a lotta leeway when drawing these lovely ladies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321349
I could love a million girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321349
~Have you ever had to finally decide~

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321349
>tfw just make girls share a place
Fuck da police.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321359
You're still restricted to a total of 10 for a top 10.
Otherwise it's a top 11+.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320267
>>16321354
No doubt the Joker is the most powerful or strangest one. Again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321300
Going to need a re-link first, you Mongolian. I promise I'll read it, though I doubt you'd want my opinion because I'm King Sourpuss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321354
I thought there were two jokers in a deck. Well, regardless, I'm looking forward to seeing a MG joker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321371
Given that it's Wonderland, she'll probably put Diamonds to shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321083
Goddamn monsters, coming over here and taking our jobs and boys and then just lazing around all day not working and getting unemployment benefits!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321371
>Joker is actually the purest, sweetest and most modest one
Joke's on you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321371
This is just screaming for a Batman joke. Alas, I am not a clever man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321372
Well here it is, http://pastebin.com/HAWjcizV I'll try to finish it soon but there's plenty to read as is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321384
She's an upside-down piranha?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321370
Only those with the power to stop me have a right to complain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320736
This. I've seen that damn game tear apart even the most tightly knit of circles.

>>16321384
And suddenly, the crack about Joker having the biggest boner has gone in an all new direction

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321392
I'm just saying you've put your ranking into an entirely different category.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321392
He's right though

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321380
I like this idea. We already have Mad Hatter for the crazy wonderland girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321394
It would help if people read the fucking rules. And stopped house-ruling money on free parking.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to grab a kakuen's tail and stroke it vigorously

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321408
Just be sure you don't pull it all the way off, those things are fragile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321396
But I refuse.

>>16321398
Seeing as I'm still unstopped, I beg to differ.

[Anonymous No.]

Does your waifu play video games anon? What is her favorite?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321418
Spyro 1, 2 and 3. She finds them very relatable, if ultimately racist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321408
That's a Saiya-jin, Anon. A proud, noble race of space Kakuens! Funny story about them too, apparently Son Goku's birth mother, Gine, was too mild-mannered of a Saiya-jin woman to be fit for combat. So instead, she worked as a butcher and married her former team leader, Bardock, after developing feelings for him for saving her all the time. Granted, if you were to fight any other SPACE KAKUEN in single combat and bested her, you'd get a reaction pretty similar to the one in the image. Regardless if you wanted to or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321418
I imagine she would like 4X games. Or she could go in the opposite direction, and just like kids games, to relax a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321418
Management and planning sims would probably be her favorites.
Sim City 4, various Tycoon games, and the like.
And she'd be ruthlessly efficient in Factorio.

Not an Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321349
My top 10 is an absolute mess
N°1 and 2 are fixed and have been for a while, and then I have about 40 girls who keep rotating in and out of my top 10

When 2017 happens we'll be branded as sluts and become public cumpumps

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321418
I never saw my waifu being much in to video games, and my daughteru would probably only play them because I do and she'd want to be like Papa. My daughteru might like Minecraft, but I don't know. I recently got back in to Runescape though and I can't help but imagine going 3-person PKing with my waifu and daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321437
>When 2017 happens we'll be branded as sluts and become public cumpumps
gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321430
>pic
That's my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321418
She likes some slash & dash and games like monster hunter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321349
>Dorome
>Griffon
>Automaton
>Trumpart

Ice Queen is a strong contender, and it looks like I'll have to consider Dragon Zombie and Dark Mage once their profiles are up

[Anonymous No.]

Look out, that dragon is attacking those kids!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm the gal who broke the bank at Monte Carlo~

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>>16321440
https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-2E70MG6hraA/WAjCN_3ibiI/AAAAAAAQzrg/flYDG0z4oJk/s0/kengan-ashua-vol-4-ch-38-pic-6.jpg

She's maximum yandere, too.

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>>16321451
Clearly that boy is attacking her! Remove shotas!

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>>16321430
It's unfortunate that we never see any real female Saiyans in DBZ. My childhood/high-school self would probably have been obsessed.

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>>16321456
Penis STOP.

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>>16321460
There's the one chick from the Bardock special.

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>>16321466
She hardly counts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321430
If monstergirls were to suddenly appear, I'm pretty sure I would immediately go into hardcore workout mode to make a situation like that happen. I'm sure there are some musclegirls who want a muscleman of their own

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>>16321408
Don't mess around or she'll show you her giant monkey! ...form.

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>>16321451
>Trap princess, Dragon princess and knight

What?

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>>16321472
Her face ruins the rest of her.

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>>16321471
why not?

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>>16321482
Anon is a faggot

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>>16321496
That explains everything.

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>>16321447
For me is Ochimusha, Dark Mage, Griffon and Ice Queen

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>>16321490
I meant like as a semi main character at least, not one who dies halfway through the film.

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>>16321460
You do realize if there were any female Saiyans they'd have probably monopolized the male human population? I mean, shit. Earth would go from a planet of flabby, useless shits into a planet of Dirk Hardpec, Bulk Vanderhuge, Slab Bulkhead type guys and it'd be fucking great because the most lewd thing I can see a Kakuen or Saiya-jin doing is forcibly wrapping her prehensile tail around both of your waists mid-coitus, never letting you pull out until her powerful and skilled vaginal muscles milk you into an almost never-ending orgasm. I mean shit, we're talking bestial, child-making sex that's more like a fucking wrestling match for dominance than 'making love'.

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>>16321500
oh , thought we were talking about as in sexually.

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shortstack dragons are for riding and pumping up all day until they turn submissive

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>>16321505
Yes, both sexually and non sexually. She just barely had any impact at all. She was forgettable at best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321506
Go on.

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I wonder, could you make a Saiyan girl go Super Saiyan just from having sex?

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>>16321508
I thought you meant as in just fap materiel.

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>>16321519
More as in waifu material.

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>>16321520
you cant waifu a saiyan

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321525
Why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16320280
Great joge my friend!
fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321525
Says who

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>>16321528
There's no need to be upset.

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>>16321506
Big dragons are for submitting and small dragons are for dominating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321514
I will grab her by the horns and ride her like a dragon knight until that fit belly is filled to the brim with seed and she hisses dangerously any time i attempt to take my sword of flesh out of her wet pedestal

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>>16321527
>>16321529
saiyans prefer fighting over snuggling.

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>>16321528
Shh baby.

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>>16321540
Lame.

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>>16321536
I see you too are a man of great taste.

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>>16321544
>marry warrior race girl
>get warrior race girl
Waow

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>>16321540
Everyone likes to snuggle, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321547

For what reason?

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>>16321131
So long as you introduce them to healthy foods as well as provide education about proper nutrition, you'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321506
mere lizard

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>>16321548
I'd be willing to bet she'd snuggle meat.

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>>16321566
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

What type of Trumpart would wield fuckhuge swords and wear stylish Wonderland leotards?

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>>16321573
Clubs.

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>>16321566
You don't want to pin down a small yet powerful dragon, get her ass up face down and pound her honeypot while whispering sweet nothing in her ears as she wraps her tail around your waist and begs you to do it harder, deeper and faster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321577
No

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>>16321573
>>16321574
Sounds more like Spades.
They're the fit warrior types.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321577
Can i keep going if she says stop?

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>>16321582
No, Spades are the classy magic-wielding ladies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321577
Yes.

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>>16321580
Then, do you want to be forced to lick a big dragons sweaty and defined abs as she licks her lips and sits down on a nearby bench, relaxing as you work your way into her already wet nether regions?

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>>16321587
>Most "spade" soldiers have active personalities and enjoy moving their bodies.
>Most of them simply excel as warriors with high physical abilities, and their strength has been further enhanced by the queen, so their average fighting abilities are the highest.

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>>16321582
a spade is like a shovel
they're ditch diggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321593
No

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>>16321587
>have the highest physical ability and martial prowess

What? Clubs just dies inside her card while spades are the best.

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>>16321577
That's one of the main reasons I love dragons so much.

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>>16321598
Clubs fuck you inside their cards.
They're probably the most modest Wonderland girl, which isn't that hard to do I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321599
>I love dragons for not being dragons
?

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>>16321597
Then do you want to look deep into her eyes as your penis kisses her womb and she keeps saying your name over and over again, embracing you both with her wings and arms, making sure to not let you go as you feel her womb and make sure she knows what the meaning of pure bliss is?

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>>16321609
What are you on about? It's explicitly part of them.

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>>16321609
Literally in the profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321610
No.

Dragons a shit.

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>>16321616
Your face is shit

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw I want headpats and shit
>realize I'd have to Alp into a Weresheep or something to get them

Fucking Aaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321616
>Dragons a shit
Say that to my face, not online and be prepared to roll 2D6 for your save.

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>>16321616
At last, the true villain reveals himself.

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>>16321625
I'd pat your head fluffy anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321625
No anon it's baaaaaa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321625
What on earth leads you to believe there aren't MGs that want to pat a human?

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>>16321599
I like dragons cause I like reptiles, fire and gold.

[Anonymous No.]

why the hell everyone here its so obsessed to fill a dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321637
Because dragons are meme girls.

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>>16321625
You just have to get a dominant or ara ara one for that.

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I've been thinking. Do you think lilims can transform recently turned humans into a new type of monster? Like lets say some warrior lady from the order gets captured by sabbath and turned into a witch but really dislikes being one, could a lilim instead make her a lizard woman or amazoness or something else?

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>>16321637
Dragons are top tier.

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>>16321640
>Eveything I don't like is a meme
Fancy yourself some (You)s, huh?

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>>16321625
I would love to fuck an Alp Anon.

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>>16321637
People who like scales but don't have enough taste to go for sneks.

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>>16321646
I suppose they could. What's the use of being a reality warper if you can't warp reality?
>>16321653
>sweating man.jpg

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>>16321649
I'd like to hang out with a Club trumpart in her card-hamerspace and play video games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321625
>>16321653
Stop.

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>>16321654
>liking legless losers
Alright, I'll bite this one time, mate.

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>>16321646
>>16321655
There's a Wonderland potion for that.™

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck an Ace Trumpart in her hole!

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>>16321654
This man knows.

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>>16321665
Smokin'

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>>16321649
I really love trumparts, the lower numbers being a lot more numerous makes me feel less bad about it too.

Do you think the 2s and 3s get together after work for drinks and complain that the higher cards get all the attention from humans?

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>>16321654
The only snek I would go for is Ryu and Wurm.

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>>16321665
Her Ace hole?

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>>16321674
Ryu really are the best of both worlds.

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>>16321677
Yes, right in the Ace hole.

[Anonymous No.]

The vanilla lamia is already better than all dragons combined.

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>>16321664
There might be but I thought those things werent typically permanent?

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>>16321649
The way Trumparts ride their cards is cool.
Makes me wonder what they're standing on on the other side of the card.

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Just got these from MGR, they decided to do translations for the MGE 2 profiles that were put online as samples back when the book was first being advertised as an exception to their policy. Its not much but its something.

>They are so obedient that if told to wait, they will admirably continue waiting until told “okay” even if it's just before having sex with their beloved master.

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>>16321131
Nah, I'm going to take a Wight or Vampire to a bar so she can fill herself with commoner food like hot wings and beer.

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>>16321682
Moshi moshi ~ Baito desu ~

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Demon is mostly the same, but a bit of extra info in the first paragraph. There were not notable differences in the kobold's book profile, hence just the extra art was posted.

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>>16321689
Kobolds are so great. If Lich and Yeti weren't as good as they are, Kobolds would have an easy time dominating my top ten.

I miss my dog. He was such a good boy.

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>>16321689
>>They are so obedient that if told to wait, they will admirably continue waiting until told “okay” even if it's just before having sex with their beloved master.
Oh baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>The crest of a demon's contract is something that further reinforces the mutual contract. For example, if her partner's penis gets stiff, her womb will throb, and if the demon's womb seeks sperm, his penis will tower.

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>>16321689
Now there's someone who actually earned their headpats.

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>>16321703
Careful there anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Perhaps because it is one of the older profiles to go into MGE 2, the shirohebi's book profile contains more additions than the other two we did. Of particular note is that later in the profile it explains what is meant by the shirohebi having an ephemeral quality (something that some may have been confused by in the original profile). Turns out it is simply another reference to their water-like nature.

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>>16321649
I suddenly have the urge to engage in some kinky roleplay with an 8.

>I swear, I don't know where the bombs are. Only the other 8s know that!
>Maybe THIS will loosen your tongue

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>>16321689
>>16321703
You're gonna get banned

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>>16321689
Do you have the Hellhound and Soldier Beetles?

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>>16321706
If something happens then it happens.

In a bit of a surprise, the extra art may not depict a jealous shirohebi putting her mana flames into a man's body, but rather how she seduces a man by crawling said mana across his skin (perhaps the "showering him with mana" referenced in the profile when they pursue a man they decide will be their husband).

>Once her dark passion is ignited, each time that she alluringly crawls her mana-covered fingertips along her husband's body, his lust for her will flare up.

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>>16321691
>What do you mean I don't need forks and knives for these?

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>>16321708
Forever the best lamia girl.

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>>16321703
>Sudden Boner at work.
At least you know the culprit.

[Anonymous No.]

Hope you guys had a Christmas wellspent.

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>>16321688
The great part about it is that they could be submerged from the waist down too. A Trumpart could have a vibrator in her and people on the outside of the card would be none the wiser.

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>>16321714
Just the three sample profiles/extra arts.

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>>16321723
Wahahaha! Time to sproink!

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>>16321723
Dirty hands! Dirty, dirty hands!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321506
Dork Dragon!

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>>16321456
Is there a link to this thing anywhere? my image searches are turning up jack shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321740
>titel in the filename
Anon...

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>>16321723
It isn't being celebrated here. Respect my cultural uniqueness privileged scum.

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>>16321696
>Their ideology is even far more radical than hers
I'm happy that KC clarified this.

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>>16321715
She will never forcibly rape the man she have her eyes on but will make him fall for her himself. This might be the way she accelerates the process.

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>>16321696
>>16321703
>You will never have a Demon Momster/Onee-san

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>>16321748
Whoops, I'm a shitlord.

[Anonymous No.]

What if a shortstack dragon got another growth spurt and became taller than you?

would she change the love dynamic or would the dragon still be submissive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321827
Once a lizard always a lizard. Even if she tried to dominate you, just tap into that pussy and she'll melt.

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>>16321827
>height changes character
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321827
I kind of hope not. While a part of me would want her to be haughty and use her new height for stuff, a part of me wants her to still act like she's still small.

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>>16321844
It can certainly change their self-image.

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>>16321854
That's the kind of thing that buckles first when chips are down, but sure I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

Big Horse Pussy or Smaller Horse Pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321871
Medium sized horse pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321851
>She becomes taller than you
>Now acts like a playful little sister and sometimes like a onee chan
>You are still her big husbando in her heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321871
As big as possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321871
Loli-pony pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321871
That pic has about the right proportions for my taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321871
Lactating Dairy Horsepussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321871
A BIG Dairy Breed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321885
Shire.

>>16321878
Morgans / Arabian.

>>16321894
Shetland, Exmoor, Miniature.

>>16321898
Welsh.

>>16321900
Budweiser Clydesdale.

>>16321908
Percheron.

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>>16321916
>Sand horse pussy
She would ride me all day long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321871
Both at the same time.
If you marry two Unicorns does that turn them both into Bicorns? Because I want Unicorns not Bicorns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321916
>t. Horsepussy Connoisseur

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321948
You get two Bicorns.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321968
If only you'd gotten a five, this would've lifted the Trumparts to new heights in my heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321964
Damn, oh well, monogamy is just fine too, no double paizuri for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321986
You'll just have to make hers extra-large to compensate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321871
Cold horse

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322024
That's a deer mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321987
That's a good idea, make them so big its like getting double paizuri, so big my dick literally disappears between them.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to learn how to dance. Who's with me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322040
I'm too white to dance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322040
>Crit hasn't drawn a Hathorite Lich yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322040
I'll cheer you on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322024
I want a Whitehorn to offer to escort me through a mountain pass to the town on the other side, I want accept and hop on her back then nuzzle my face into her hair and wrap my arms around her waist and rest my hands on her human crotch part where a human pussy would be then tell her to proceed.

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>>16322046
>>16322049
>>16322050
You people helped her research Flesh Golems and robbed graves while risking getting raped by the undead but you won't waltz with her?

[Anonymous No.]

Don't forget to take your waifu out on walks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322037
Logically, it's a good idea; but the question is could she handle the size?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322040
what? why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322062
Don't. Lewd. Wolfus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322062
are those feet or sledge hammers holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322068
It's a big part of human culture, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322072
but why bring it up here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322062
My waifu takes me on flights some times. She knows I get extra clingly because of fear.
I hatelove you, waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322076
She's a Lich, where else is she going to ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322063
I'd help her carry them of course, but a logical long term solution would be to make her stronger and bigger that way her tits will seem more normal on her and they can stay just a huge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322053
She'll be so hot and steamy the snow will melt around her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322069
What did you say? Lewd the wolfus? OKAY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322095
I want to see how much she can take, I want to not explicitly tell her all she has to do is ask because I want to see if she can maintain her composure while I molest her human crotch, smell her hair, and rub my erection on her back, maybe I'll even nibble or blow in one of her ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322100
That isn't what I said. And I ask you to remove this now. Wolfus are pure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322133
How could they be pure when they're bitches?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322134
>bitches
Pretty rude

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322143
>bitch is a female dog
dumbass

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322155
Not even KDF calls his kobolds that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322155
Still rude

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322040
I'd dance with a lich. What kind of dance would she like to learn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322172
Accuracy is not rude.
>>16322173
As long as they don't reduce her to the level of a twerking slut, most of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322155
They're not female dogs. They're female werewolves.

[Anonymous No.]

Would some monsters change in preparation for winter? A change of fur color, adding on some pounds, getting fluffier, things like that. I'd love to have a fox who turns pure white when the winter months roll around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322134
Because they save themselves for their husbands and only have sex for procreation.

Wolfus are pure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322173
Learn how to dance to the Monster Mash.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOFCQ2bfmHw

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322189
>white winter fur
>there's no snow because of global wanking
No good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322189
Slime waifu supplements a little anti-freeze into her diet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322200
Plenty of snow up here.
t. MT

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322197
The monster mash would be a great tradition in the undead kingdom.

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>>16321385
The only real criticism I have for you at this time, Alp, is you may want to be a bit more specific about who's talking in the dialogue. If it's a third person story, I shouldn't have to try to guess who's talking like I'm reading a damned Japanese Light Novel.

I'd recommend also doing some research on the responsibilities of an NCO, whether in the Finnish Army or the US Army, or any organized material for that matter.

Also,

>The floodgates had opened, and there was no stopping the talking now.
This may just be my considerable OCD/autism speaking, but this whole sentence from a reading standpoint seems kind of silly. If they're arguing, they're moreso bickering than they are having a conversation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322217
>I'd recommend also doing some research on the responsibilities of an NCO, whether in the Finnish Army or the US Army, or any organized material for that matter.
You do know he actually served in the army, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322211
>Licking or dicking a waifu made of anti-freeze
Unless she wants to be celibate all winter, we'll have to find a better solution.

[Anonymous No.]

>For example, if requested by another couple, she can give the husband the memory that “he himself is an orc (from the era of the former demon lords) “ and she can give the monster girl the memory that “she herself is a human knight”. This does aid in having realistic play that isn't acting, and stuff like that...

So mindflayers are good at convincing monster girls that they're being raped right? It gave me an idea for a form of entertainment in MGC.
>masochist monster girls sign a waiver that they don't hold the arena responsible for their actions
>a mindflayer then convinces them that they must protect their purity at all costs and that losing it will cause terrible things to happen
>they are then fitted with shock collars to ensure they won't escape and fight each other in a tournament
>losers of each round are raped by a man randomly selected from the audience
>upon being cream pied a set amount of times agreed on sign up, the mindflayer's trick will wear off and the monster girl will remember exactly why she was there
>in most cases it leads to the two getting married, although men in the rather small audience are unaware of this as the events are held in a small arena and tickets are only given to to an amount equal to the participants

What kind of monster girls would sign up to such a thing? Lizards and Hinezumi are the obvious ones but what kind of girl would you hope to get picked to "rape" if you were given tickets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322189
Anubi in northern regions start shopping for parkas, snow pants, and earmuffs in August so they don't get chills and teeth chatters when it starts to snow

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322250
I don't know what kind of games Mindflayers are playing but I sure as hell don't want to get involved. I imagine my marriage with my Anubis waifu is perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322233
Learn something new every day. It still kind of reads weird for me, though. But that's just opinion.

Alp, MORE ELVES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322272
What's your problem with his depiction of the corporal anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322250
Probably some of the lesser chosen ones. There are also probably a few who want to see how far they can go, leading to the stronger types joining up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322276
It's hard for me to articulate it efficiently but at times he comes off like he's acting he's too big for his britches, especially given that a Corporal is pretty fucking low on the chain of command. The problem with the dialogue that I mentioned doesn't help, either. But I do look forward to more of the story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322285
>he's acting he's too big for his britches
You'd be pissed off too if you'd gone through the training to lead people and then got laughed at by the people you're supposed to be bossing around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322250
Salamander, succubus, possibly dark Valkyrie
Doing that to a dark Valkyrie would be great.

mindflayers let's couples do some interesting things. Like "Alice play" were the MG thinks that they are a virgin and all that but is still great at sex. Or just some normal hypnosis play.

[Anonymous No.]

What monstergirl would comfort me over the death of Carrie Fisher?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322313
Mindflayers
Carrie who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322313
Kesaran Pasaran

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322318
Princess Leia's actress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322320
ayy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322325
You missed the point son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322308
>Doing that to a dark Valkyrie would be great.
Oh that would be fun, or Kunoichi. I've been fapping to ninjas a lot lately and Kunoichis seem really appealing at the moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322308
Dark Valkyries are supposed to have a husband already, they're Valkyries corrupted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322393
I can't speak to the husband thing, since it's been years, but there is more than enough corruption in the MG world already. I wouldn't be surprised if they changed just being on the planet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322400
If I remember correctly, all Dark Valkyries are "created" when a Valkyrie can't hold the lust for the man they love and then convert into Dark ones.

What I don't know is if a Dark Valkyrie gives birth to a Valkyrie or a Dark Valkyrie. Probably the former.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322410
do they still retain all the memories, how much of their personality makes the transition?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322460
Up to your headcanon I think. But the part where they stopped caring about the voice of god and goes for you instead is constant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322503
>Up to your headcanon I think
but whats your headcanon

[Anonymous No.]

So anons. How would you say your waifu describes you? Based on her species, personality, headcanon etc.

>e.g "A real man, romantic, strong, a beast in bed"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322559
A satisfactory peasant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322559
"Salty as Caribbean brine."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322559
An excellent test subject and semen dispenser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322559
A "cute talkative nerd".
I feel like Hellhounds would appreciate someone who talks to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322559
Creepy, gloomy, and paranoid and pessimistic, but wants to be a cute husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322559
"A gem pretending to be just a rock."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322559
Lazy when I'm not around. But up and about listening to my orders when I'm there. Needs a lot of improvement

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322559
A cuddlebug who cums a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322559
A pleasant man that talks a lot and helps me with my experiments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322559
"Hard working, selfless, and dutiful, but is prone to taking shortcuts. Can also be too relaxed about important things."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322559
"Cumpump"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322559
"A good obedient husband who seems to have a cute obsession with me"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322559
A kind, hard-working, and creative master.

I just wish he could accept just how much I'm in love with him...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322568
No idea.

>>16322573
Again no idea.

>>16322577
Lich.

>>16322579
Well we already know this one.

>>16322585
Not sure.

>>16322589
Dragon?

>>16322599
Anubis?

>>16322603
Yeti.

>>16322617
Lich.

>>16322666
Not sure.

>>16322684
Hellhound?

>>16322693
Anubis.

>>16322704
Going to say Kikimora?

[Anonymous No.]

A miku song made me depressed, again.
And there is no chubby MG to comfort me.
Why must life be this horrible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322749
Buy a very squidgy fluffy pillow. It's what I did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322739
>Yeti
No, just an affectionate Jinko who loves being the big spoon. I can see how you'd think Yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322769
>Jinko

That's some fine taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322739
>Not sure
Crow Tengu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322559
"A wonderful, loving husband and father. I feel perfectly safe in his arms."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322751
I need a Yeti plush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322785
>Loving husband and father

KDF pls. Just kidding. I know what you mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322804
It was sort of supposed to have both meanings anon. Good job!

[Anonymous No.]

Some stuff from pixiv, first is this yeti, second is an Automaton that had a bit of trouble eating some yoghurt.

https://a.pomf.cat/qexcwi.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322559
>"His mind is the tastiest."
I don't think I need to say more

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322739
Yep, it's a flying lizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322815
A Crow Tengu with a love for deep discussions!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322559
One hell of a booze hound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322814
L-Lewd!

You anons really need to clean your Automatons after she has a yogurt accident. A clean automaton is a happy automaton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322814
Who is the artist of the yogurt Automaton?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322849
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=60597146
https://twitter.com/kosmos12627

Judging by the WiP that shows more of her body, there might be more to come.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322739
>Lich.
Correct. The "experiment" part gave it away didn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322856
Thanks man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322739
>KIki

Guess i should've been more subtle about it

[Anonymous No.]

Yo what the fuck, Nav filled a Hobgoblin request on tumblr.

I didn't think anyone but me cared enough about them to request that shit till now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322930
Nav is a cool dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322930
Those little things are so easy to forget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322930
Super shortstack hobgoblins are for cuddling once they are in your lap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322930
Hobgoblins are for titty-fuck and impregnating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322559
"Really, really likes tits, milk, and cuddlefucking."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321649
I want to fuck a lower rank Trumpart so much that she becomes an Ace!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322946
That he is, makes you wonder what attracted him to this place.
>>16322958
Rude.
>>16322963
>>16322971
That and much, much more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323006
...Kinda want to put her on a holst milk diet and see what happens...

For science.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323013
Stop with the science.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323013
You won't be able to see her heat for her tits if you do that, you monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323019
Never!
Science must continue to answer all questions!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323006
>makes you wonder what attracted him to this place

We're super cool bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323023
We already know what happened with that one flow kelp. Do we need to keep doing it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323021
Hear heat?
How does that happen?

If you're talking about her head then, yes, I'll be able to see her, I am taller after all.

>>16323030
That was water, this is dairy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323006
>You will never be a man captured by a horde of Goblins for the sake of being a sort of communal husband
>You will never be pinned down as their boss shows up, a Hobgoblin with breasts that would make a human girl blush with envy
>They will never convince her that your 'mushroom' will give her lots of unpasteurized milk for her tea, telling her the easiest way to get it out is by squeezing it with her breasts
>TFW when you tell her you're cumming, she responds with a childish "I'm not emotionally ready!"
>Letting out a small "kyaa!" when you shoot all your jism into her face
>With her subordinates getting angry at you for startling her, she lewdly laps it up, pulling her top off and her bottom
>Pops one of her nipples into your mouth, prompting you to softly bite it, causing spurts of her sweetly tasting milk to dribble down your chin and into your mouth
>You don't even notice she's fucking you as she goads you into sucking more of her breast milk out, telling you to pour all your unpasteurized cream into her
>TFW after your resounding 'Defeat' from the boss the other Goblins actually leave you alone to suckle on her breasts
"Boss is scary..."
"Yeah... Breasts are scary."

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no cute combat Automaton who wears gothic clothing

Guess what demo I just played.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323034
But my dick, Anon. It can't take it anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323036
>Pops one of her nipples into your mouth, prompting you to softly bite it, causing spurts of her sweetly tasting milk to dribble down your chin and into your mouth
My fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322814
Her ahoge is a heart, she's needs a hug right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323047
Guess what video I just finished beating off to with the sound muted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322559
>>oh that pathetic thing? I just keep it around for the spirit energy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323056
Are we talking about different things here Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323050
This doesn't even factor in that her superior strength would allow her to carry larger tits than normal without back issues, not to mention she'd be a bit clumsier with them.

Like tripping into your lap or accidentally bursting her clothe's

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323059
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323065
We're both talking about Nier right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323066
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323030
When testing, it is necessary to test it multiple times, to prove it isn't a fluke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323068
Oh.

Well I want to hug 2B.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322559
I'd probably be like the glasses girl in a generic romance VN. On the smaller side, like to spend alot of time at home, shy around new people. So however you describe one of those characters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323074
I want to tongue her starfish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323083
Would she be...fully equipped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323093
Oh yes. Most certainly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323100
Well then, I want to give her a baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16319258
>>16319339
Improved. Now the Automaton just needs vertical lines below her eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of flavor do you guys like your dom?

For those not into femdom what are the different flavors of submissive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323143
My waifu is the ara-ara type when she's the dom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323143
>dom
I'm not into that dom sub stuff,
I like something like unko and tomohisa from madoka have, wife the breadwinner but otherwise a normal relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323143
Yandere ara ara bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323036
>You'll never be a Hobgoblin's paizuri slave.
>She'll never cheerfully drain you dry with a big smile on her face as her goblin followers watch in awe.
>She'll never get them to start drinking holst milk so they can experience Paizuri too.
>The Hobgoblin will never end up mutating into a Dire Hobgoblin while her followers become Hobgoblins.
Shit.
damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323143
>not posting the expanded one
Pretty much all of them but smug is a personal favorite.
Also I like to imagine basically all monsters fit one type or another. I recognize that thats an extreme stretch but I'm really into femdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323143
Cool, Ara Ara, and Tomboy.

I also hate feet stuff so any dom asking me to kiss/lick her feet is going to watch me from 100 to 0 in less than a second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323143
>slave
No thanks lad

[Anonymous No.]

>Koreans have already translated MGE2, Fallen Brides, and MGE Story Book vol1

Goddamn do these guys work fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323143
>>16323180
a mix between cool, tomboy and smug dom sounds really nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323191
Could be someone official doing translations instead of just fans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323180
What's with the feet focus?
Foot fetishists have no idea how to be subtle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323180
Bottom 3, although slave is a boner killer like >>16323184 said.

I like dom, I don't like that kinda stuff.

Its why I like dark elves but wouldn't like being with one if they using slave....unless they just use it as a replacement term for husband and don't act shittily to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323180
Oh thanks very much.

MGE is a fantasy land Anon anything you wish for will happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323143
I like mine a very rich blend of Cold, Disdain and bully. That's how I like my waifu.

Some of that real femdom. Not this new soft stuff. Some of that "I want to break you, I want to lower your self esteem so low you cry yourself to sleep knowing how much of a pathetic excuse for a man you are." femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323180
A majority of these aren't particularly appealing, but I would love a big tomboy Hellhound to fuck me senseless after forcing me to lick her abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322559
A useless fool who can't do even the slightest thing properly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16322559
Enjoys cooking and cuddling, quiet, but strangely obsessed with dairy and potions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323180
My waifu is pretty much tomboy, so yeah.

But I wouldn't mind if a cold/bully got me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323199
Their profile calls out that slave is really just a stand in word for husband, as does some part of one of the world guides. Also it kinda depends on what you mean by act shittily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323143
>>16323180
Cool, ara ara and smug are my favorites from there, but honestly I like them all.

>>16323199
In MGE monstergirls who call you slave are just using that word as a replacement for husband/bf, and it looks pretty clear in that chart that they're doing the same, and the other way around, for the submissive girls.

[Anonymous No.]

Well 2017 is almost upon us.

Are you prepared for potential destruction, sex slavery, or happy times with friendly MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323239
I'd be happy with either coexistance or being captured

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323227
As long as they don't get outright abusive with name calling then I don't care if its there version of a pet name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323239
They'd be killed.

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/s9HL4JVJ

Don't drink and fap to HR Giger, kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323180
I'm the guy who posted >>16313632 so I'll just go over which one's which.

>Hellhound
Tomboy without a doubt.

>Cheshire
Sleepy mixed with Smug.

>Kakuen
Bully, if only as an act during sex.

>Manticore
Cool despite being shorter than me.

>Gremlin
Cold.

>Vampire
A mix between Smug and Bratty.

>Anubis
Disdain Type during, Ara Ara type after.

>Apophis
Smug Ara Ara bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323180
Tomboy type a lesbian

Also best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323239
I'm ready for my Anubis waifu!

And oh no! What happened to that poor Jinko!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323255
The Waifu Wars happened anon.
She did some things she's not proud of to survive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323180
>being a sub means you have to be a slave
I really fucking hate this meme, why is it always all or nothing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323255
You're in for a sad ride.

That Jinko just wanted to be friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323263
Very few people understand S&M.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323263
It isnt. This pic just decided to go with slave. Probably made by people who are into that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323263
Change slave for any possessive name you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323263
Because not everyone is you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323266
>sad ride

Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323180
Categorical yes to everything but disdain, and even that if im in the mood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323288
It all started with a Hunger Games simulation, and it went all downhill for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323260
>>16323314
There is no need for violence when waifus come. There are enough Virgin boys to go around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323322
You don't understand anon, it was to find out who was the best.
Jinko won that one, but at the cost of her smile.
There was another one where a Dragon sacrificed herself to save an Alp.
I'm kinda thinking of doing another one now that we've got a bunch of new girls.

[Anonymous No.]

How would your waifu react if you told her you are have sex with her using a condom

hard mode: shes blue ovaried

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323339
"No"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323339
She would ask why. If I have a reason such as punishing her then sex would be crazy afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323333
No girl is better than the other. They don't need to prove that to each other. All they need is the love of their husbando. Then this silly fighting will stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323339
Made me wonder. MGE setting is supposed to be vaguely medieval in time right? Does birth control exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323339
Have you ever wanted to push a yeti to rape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323339
"If you insist."
The condom is now an illusion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323339
"No"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16321456
Hey anon thanks for the manga. I just read it, shame the MG in disguise comes in so late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323339
>condom
Um, that would not be happening.
>blue ovaries
She would probably drug my dinner, chain me to the bed, then have her way with me. She doesn't put up with shit like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323339
Could be neat for some hardcore tease and denial play, but I think that'd be too mean even for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323339
It's not as if they can't drink it later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323339
She'd just take the condom off and fuck me like normal. I don't see why she'd react in any sort of way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323339
does she find out about the condom in the middle of sex
if she does how do you remove melted latex off of skin

>hard mode
rape, at least 3 tonnes of concentrated rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323180
I'd like a girl who is sleepy from late night to early morning, tomboy during the day and ara ara from evening to late night.

This is a life I would kill for

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323339
Coils around me and shove a lot of her burning demonic energy inside me.

>Anon has been missing for a week

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323339
I don't know if condoms existed back then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323405
They were made from intestines and cloth

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323406
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

How wasted you all getting for New Years?

Wasted enough to bang a horse pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323339
Pulls the condom off and continues to fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323429
I'm pretty sure I got wasted enough on Christmas to shove my entire forearm into a horse pussy and make her mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323429
I don't drink and I'd fuck horse pussy all day everyday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323429
I don't drink that much, but if a horse pussy pressed me against the wall and looked back at me with a naughty face I might make her ahegao just because it's new years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323339
"If you wish. But you'll have to make up for it."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323429
I drink till i pass out every weekend because i enjoy drunk sleeping, new years will be no diffrent. Would never fuck HORSE PUSSY though

[Anonymous No.]

I had a dream where I was in a whorehouse full of animal-girls. Like your cats, foxes, nothing "monstergirl" like dragons and maticores.

Any way, in the dream I was talking to the matron before spotting a cat girl, and I got up and went to her. I can't remember my intentions in the dream but I feel like it was sexual. Anyway, the girl got scared and the matron barked at me, not literally, but she said something along the lines of "Stop [beast/animal/dog something along those lines]" And my body moved to obey her before my mind could even process it. She started to talk about how I need to be more delicate of women and I can't treat them like animals, basically "no raping" or something along those likes, I don't remember something woke me up around here.

The back story is irrelevant, what I remember was how good it felt being brought to heel like that. Like I could trust this woman to know me on a primal level.


Which mg would be matronly enough to fit that kind of image? I'm thinking some kind of vampire noble, but in the same merit, that oni in the high class japanese dress with the long smoking pipe fitss the bill

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323468
It was a Pharaoh. Stop messing with the sphinxes and anubi while they work, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323468
Slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323479
>It was a Pharaoh.
I said matronly, not god-queenly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323483
The third born Pharaoh daughter who has no chance of inheriting anything but is still a noble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323483
But it really sounds like a pharaoh too me with those commands being so powerful and not allowing you to touch the wolfs and cats while they work. I was there too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323483
>tfw I'll never follow the God Queen to universal conquest

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323468
>TFW being brought to heel in Wonderland is literally turning you into a beast with a potion
>TFW nobody will take the D, nobody!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323497
>Fucking your wierd card while she calls you Scooby D

Wonderland is killing me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323429
I will be getting very wasted with my wyvern waifu because New Year's is also my birthday

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323507
The Cult of the Donger

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323480
Being a slut is like being a samurai. It's fine and noble so long as you have a master you serve loyally.

>>16323490
Could work, though the image I have in my mind is more like a diamond in the rough kind of girl. Like maybe a kejorou looking after her girls.

I dunno, it might be best to not apply this to MGE because prostitution isn't a thing there. And if it does exist, the girl turnover rate would be too high for any proprietor to consider her employees "her girls" Because they'd be working there for all of a day before running off to marry the man who paid for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323497
>>16323507
Man I'm so glad KC made trumpart. She's a real diamond in the ruff

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323511
Happy early birthday, Anon. Your Wyvern is a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323522
>the image I have in my mind is more like a diamond in the rough kind of girl
>>16323526
>She's a real diamond in the ruff
Well there you go, 10 seconds apart can't be wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323532
One minute, ten seconds anon. It's also samefaging, I said the phrase, read the posts about trumpart and made the pun without realizing I literally just said it one minute ago.

[Anonymous No.]

merry late chirstmas /mgt/
hope it was cozy
what was the coolest present you got?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323577
I want to ruffle that white horn's neck fur

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323577
I got a nice commando sweater, a Cubs ballcap and a blu ray copy of Delicatessen

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323587
>white horn
Don't think so, she doesn't even have horns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323577
An M1 Garand, 25 clips, and 100 rounds of ammo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323594
jelly

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323594
Why would you need more than one bullet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323577
Tickets to Smackdown. Though it was kinda cool that my Uncle and Cousin got me a box of Gunpla kits.
They know nothing of the series so they chose the ones on my list they thought were the coolest. Given that they chose the Qan[T], A Gelgoog Marine and a Kampfer I'd say they have A+ taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323577
Nice art, but she's missing her antlers.
Also, I got a neat vegetable chopper and a flour/dough sifter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323599
So is almost everybody I tell.
>>16323600
Because krauts come in waves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323577
A week long trip to Colorado to get high and drunk with my cool uncles everyday of the week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323604
So do nips and gooks, from what I hear

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323526
>Spade Trumpart jokes about getting you neutered or spade while continuously drugging you with the potion
>Her face when you get pissed off enough at her joking around that you Show her why the red suit is better than the black.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323615
Stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323615
Her smile and optimism gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323577
A Lego kit for Yellow Submarine.

Considering the other choices were either a Deadpool coffee mug or a few Star Wars shirts, it wasn't much of a choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323615
I don't get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323624
Man, legos are cool as shit. I still have my police station, viking boat and a castle.
I also made a super cool looking snake monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323609
Exactly, you never know how much ammo you'll need so bring enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323625
The less you get the better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323625
Spades are a Black Suite of cards.
"Showing her why Red is better" implies cheating on the Spade you were with, with a Heart or Diamond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323640
It it because red suits let you play faster?

>>16323645
Oooooh. Gotcha

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323645
So
Spade = strong
Club = smart
Heart = lewd
Diamond = animalfucking.

Are the black cards more dutifu and reliable whereas the red card are more hedonistic and unreliable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323601
To be fair, the Quanta is a pretty sexy Mobile Suit.
That, and I have a mecha design fetish for shoulder mounted shields and weaponry equipped via moving racks.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you feel about being manhandled?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323659
Well, not animal-fucking per-se, so much as just general lewd craziness.

But either way, the Red = Hedonistic vs Black = Dutiful does seem to be a fair correlation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323659
I think diamond is just deviant stuff in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323601
High Grades?

>>16323618
Speaking of, I still need to build my HG Ein. And pose it getting stabbed in the chest by shirtless samurai Barbatos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323662
As long as it makes sense I'm cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323662
I want it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323645
>>16323649
Actually, I was referring to something else red if she's using beast potions on you. But you don't want to know. I shouldn't have said anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323683
But you said suit. If you were referring to dog cock you'd have just said "red is better than black" right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323683
Oh. Well, that's one way to show the Diamond Spirit, I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323672
Yeah, HG kits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323662
The more rapey the better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323589
hope the sweater fits nicely and googling delicatessen brings up a bakery
>>16323594
holy fuck someone loves you a lot anon
>>16323601
hope you have fun with the gunpla kits
and wrestling is fun to watch i hope you have a fun time
>>16323603
god dammit i knew i forgot something, will hopefully have it fixed sometime next thread
>>16323607
gl;hf anon, stay safe
>>16323624
nice anon, lego is always good
i wish lego would bring back bionicle and keep it around this time

food for thought:
automaton bionicles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323577
Well, there was a New 3DS, but that was technically my birthday.

Going purely by Christmas, there was a LEGO Quinjet, or a 3rd Party Arcee Transformer as the coolest. Also this neat Pizza Pan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323577
A trip to Florida with the family

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323696
>automaton bionicles?
As in Bionicles as Automatons, or Automatons you build like Bionicles?

Either or would be fine. The water girls were generally pretty cute in the animated movies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323577
A Lego TIE Striker

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323577
Got a sweet pair of headphones and some nice electronic test equipment.

>>16323696
That sounds like a combination of a Skeleton and an Automaton, going off of the Bionicles that I played with at least. Would be pretty cool either way.
Also, I hope that slime doesn't freeze. It'd be uncomfortable for everyone involved.
>>16323708
Agreed. It's been a while since I saw Mask of Light, however.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323696
So that's your art? Nice stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you rather big spoon a big girl or have a little girl big spoon you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323820
The latter

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>>16323696
Delicatessen is a French black comedy from the mid 90s, it's about post apocalyptic France with cannibalism, underground vegetarians and a clown. Directed by the guy who made Amelie and Aliens: Resurrection
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL_VaqFly10

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323820
I'd have a little girl big spoon me. It'd be really cute for my waifu to do it like I do with her so often. She always puts forth her best effort!

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>>16323820
Both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323820
It switches. Usually based on who needs the most love.

Right now, I feel like being the little spoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>Debating whether to be big spoon or little spoon
>Not being both

[Anonymous No.]

All I wanted for my birthday today was for a cute Wyvern to give me presents and cuddle with me. Why does the world hurt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323702
didja get a cool game to go with it?
>>16323707
you gonna go to didney worl?
>>16323708
a bit of both,
a gali automaton would be very cute
>>16323715
nice, is that a model from rogue one?
>>16323716
headphones are always nice and what kinda equipment, does it go with your headphones?
>>16323719
thanks!
have you been following me
>>16323834
>Aliens: Resurrection
hope its a lot better than that

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>>16323891
>thanks!
>have you been following me
If I knew what your gallery was I would.

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>>16323891
Yeah, his Alien movie wasn't great, it's probably just his most known in the US along with Amelie. Look for MicMacs, A Very Long Engagement (WWI movie with Jody Foster in a small role, speaking French) or City of Lost Children (with Ron Perlman speaking French)

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>>16323891
The equipment is separate from my headphones, but goes with my major. Got me a milliOhm meter and a semiconductor analyzer.
Also, I love your art!

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>>16323879
Because you let it hurt. But that is better than to not feel at all.

[Anonymous No.]

The new best tribe in ARR are a bunch of lamiae worshiping Lakshmi.

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>>16323963

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>>16323429
Not really waste myself because I'm spending it with my family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323662
It is not for me. I am the womanhandler.

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>>16323963
>>16323967
Look at that wimpy little tail. though, how can she even hold herself up?

[Anonymous No.]

Good evening and Happy Holidays to all of you.

Who's ready for more letter writing that I hope didn't come out confusing to look at?

http://pastebin.com/gq9rJyAc

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>>16324025
Letter writing?

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>>16324042
Two characters are writing back and forth but I've never put down a legend as to what all the -, ~, & ellipses mean.

No one's pointed that out anyway.

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>>16323995
She's floating.

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>>16324050
You're suggesting I should read someone else's correspondence?

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>>16324025
That was shorter than your previous works. I liked it.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you have any monstergirl or waifu related new years resolutions anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324054
DO IT. Get matchmaking! Help someone get lucky on New Year's!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324056
Thank you, I wanted to take an opportunity to world build a bit. Kind of minimal, but it's there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324062
You're not up for another two months. Go away, Cupid

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>>16322217
>you may want to be a bit more specific about who's talking in the dialogue
But someone else already told me not to do that so much. I'll try too find a middle ground.
>I'd recommend also doing some research on the responsibilities of an NCO, whether in the Finnish Army or the US Army, or any organized material for that matter.
I'm familiar enough already, trust me.
>>16322285
I think I see what the problem is. You don't realize that a conscript who has very recently finished his NCO training has been instilled by his instructors with plenty of self-importance to help boost confidence when assuming a position of leadership. It passes over time when they realize they're not hot shit and everyone except the newest recruits just laugh at them.

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>>16324062
Well alright then. Guess I should start at the beginning.

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>>16324066
I want to cupid to teach me how to be a match maker

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>>16324066
>>16324078
I bet Cupids watch stupid romcomcs like Amelie, or good ones like Notting Hill.

[Anonymous No.]

How well would firearms fair against the mamono?

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>>16324110
Doesn't work that well. It either doesn't affect them (Slimes) or just pisses them off (Dormice)

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>>16324110
>shoot Wurm between the eyes
>DID YOU HEAR THAT?
>IT'S LIKE THUNDER, BUT THERE'S LIGHTNING!

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>>16324110
I imagine it'd work fairly well against the lower-tier ones (with a few odd exceptions like slimes) but become less and less effective until they're less than useless. Shoot a harpy? Yeah, she's not getting up. Drunk oni? I hope you're using big boolits. Dragon? Shit nigger, what are you doing?

Then you've got mage bullshit too.

[Anonymous No.]

If monster girls were real they would just ignore me too.

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>>16324138
Your personality maybe. They'd take your cock and shape your mind into something worthwhile.

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>>16324138
If monstergirls were real I'd probably never meet my perfect waifu. It kinda makes having a 'relationship' with her now feel wrong and like I'm setting myself up for disappointment.

I still want to believe though.

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>>16324153
my dick is smaller than average

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>>16324177
You have a dick and that's all that matters Just like they'll fix your brain, they'll fix your dick. You just need to raw material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324177
boom mamono magic, enjoy your 12 inch steam piston

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324177
If you lived in Nepal, it might be bigger than average! They have the smallest dicks in the world, I think. Move there. Find a Yeti.

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never come home from work on your birthday to find your delicious brown Anubis waifu waiting for you wearing all white lingerie

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324189
I didn't get one today, either. Maybe next year, anon...

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>>16324189
>You'll never come home to find your waifu sitting on the couch drinking hot chocolate and reading a book while wearing a sweater and pajama pants.
>She'll never notice you and give you a smile and a "welcome home".
>She'll never patiently wait for you to finish showering and switching into your pajamas before moving over to make space for you on the couch.
>You'll never cuddle up next to her and spend the next few hours just watching TV shows and movies.
>She'll never convince you to princess carry her up to bed when the two of you start feeling sleepy.
>You'll never turn off the lights and hear her patting the mattress.
>You'll never lay down beside her as she pulls the covers over the both of you and snuggles up to you.
>You'll never fall asleep with her arms wrapped around you and your arms wrapped around her.
>You'll never fall asleep feeling like everything's right with the world.
It hurts so much.

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>>16324110
About as well as anything else. Which is to say anywhere from almost assured victory to utterly useless depending on the species.

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>>16324138
>Implying you can avoid the rape train that easy.

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>>16324197
>>16324189
Anubis is goddess of death. You must butcher countless worlds and write her name in the night sky with dead stars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323659
I think it's more hearts are romance and diamonds are lewd

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, do dog ears stick up when excited or fall flat? And I don't mean happy, comfortable and safe I mean excited and happy

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>>16324243
Dog ears stick up by default, unless they've been bred to be floppy. Regular dogs flatten their ears in dangerous and threatening situations.

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>>16324247
But most dog ears are at least a little floppy and will sag forward when they are comfy, no?

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>>16324262
I've had a dog for a long time and the word "sag" isn't how I'd refer to it. It's their tail that perks up all rigid when they're happy.

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>>16324247
Mine's will drop back when he's REALLY fucking excited. It's normal to see them plop back when I first get home or the like.

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>>16324267
>>16324264
I just wanna know the boy language of a really really happy kiki

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>>16324269
Kikis have floppy ears.

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>>16324269
>body*
>>16324271
But even floppy ears can flatten and perk up, can't they?

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>>16324271
proto kiki had pointed ears.

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>>16324276
>But even floppy ears can flatten and perk up, can't they?
At the base. It's kind of like trying to straighten out a wet piece of paper in that regard. It'd be a lot more subtle.

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>>16324276
I don't know, I've never seen it.

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>>16324269
Watch the tail feathers

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>>16324283
FULL. BODY. WAGS.

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>>16324264
>get home, dog is laying down
>he pretends he hasn't heard me come in
>but his tail starts wagging as I approach
Dogs are terrible liars.

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>>16324280
Proto-Kiki looks like an angry bat.

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>>16323891
>didja get a cool game to go with it?
The first and second Etrian Odyssey remakes.

>A Gali Automaton would be very cute
Quite. Also Hali.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324285
Every time I come home, mine runs up to me with something in her mouth as tribute to the alpha male.

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>>16323963
>ARR
No.

New Beast Tribe in Stormblood.
Also swimming.

>You will never go swimming with a lamia, etc. etc.

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>>16324285
>Get home
>Waifu is lying down pretending she hasn't heard me come in
>But her ears turn red and start flicking, her butt starts wagging enticingly as I approach
Elves are terrible liars.

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>>16324280
Proto-kiki is way better than current kiki, and I say that as the number 1 kikimori fan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324189
That is truly saddening.

>>16324199
That is utterly devastating.

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>>16324298
I just want to be in love so fucking bad.

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>>16324297
Looks too much like an Anubis in a maid getup.
You know, there's nothing really stopping you from getting a maid-Anubis.

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>>16324304
Nigga are you implying anubi have a monopoly on pointy ears?

[Anonymous No.]

Ah, we meet again Mister Ymous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324304
No, those are like bat ears, and she has cool, creepy eyes with big eyelashes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324304
No reason to think such a kiki would not exist, given how it's just the one profile picture vs the entire species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324308
Mister Why Mouse?

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>>16324314
Why mouse? Because a tiger is not a valid option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324304
Maid Anubis a bestest.

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>>16324316
My what a fine vintage this meme is.

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>>16324309
I bet they are a sterner, more kuudere subspecies of Kikimora which is older and tougher to crack but softer inside. Who won't just immediately bow down before your cock but will get progressively more dere the better a member of society you become.
>It's natural for a hard working master to come home to a bath and a meal, he's workign so hard after all
>It's natural for a successful man to take a little time off to be doted on by his wife, it's the privilege of his success.

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>>16324324
Is not meme Ivan, is truth.

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>>16324322
>sphinx maid
Hmm. I hadn't considered this wonderful possibility.
She'd be a huge tease and I would fall for it every time.

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>>16324322
I want to make a Sphinx and an Anubis my maids, then the Pharaoh, her Khepri handmaids and her Apophis rival!
Then I want to cuddle them every night but never do anything sexual with them until they all band together to rape me!

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>>16324336
>Always bending over showing off her delicious brown fat cat ass.
>Refuses to wear regulation length skirts, instead opting for miniskirts that would make hookers blush.
>Constantly hits you with her lewd curse on "accident" to ensure that she gets that sweet master dick.
I'm not sure if I'd be happy or annoyed.

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>>16324344
I'd have a hard time staying mad at anything that ends with us both sated and her a purring mess cuddled up to me.

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>>16324336
>>16324344
The image does appear to be portraying exactly that, what with her teasingly lifting her skirt whilst the more prim-and-proper Anubis just blusters.

>>16324338
>Pharaoh, her Khepri handmaids and her Apophis rival!
He's a madman. A madman!

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>>16324348
But anon, she'd insist on cuddling you all night and well into the day! That's not proper behavior for a maid.

>>16324351
>He's a madman. A madman!
No, I'm a Genius!

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>>16324356
>No, I'm a Genius!
Is that what Igorina tells you?

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>(You)s just got removed
Well then.

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>>16324364
No, it's what I tell myself when I wake up every morning in a pile of naked desert beauties.

>>16324366
???

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>>16324322
Desert girls in maid outfits are extremely sexy, Why does Pharaoh make a good cosplayer? First Barb with the maid outfit then KC with the Pharaoh in Apophis outfit in MGE2.

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>>16324366
Ah, who needs them when we have dotted lines?

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>>16324369
Reload the page and witness.

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>>16324372
Even for an Apophis, she looks exceptionally smug. And those are some serious egg-laying(?) hips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324372
>Desert girls ... are extremely sexy
That's why.

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>>16324376
Oh what the fuck.

>>16324372
>>16324381
I want to help that Pharaoh get revenge by mating pressing the Apophis into submission while the Pharaoh holds her down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324372
Graped Pharaoh is for dressing up in shameful outfits and pulling on her hair while fucking her doggystyle

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>>16324376
That's... really fucking stupid. I get that there's trolls who fish for (You)s, but it was a good way to identify at a glance if you had a response or to jump to them. At least the tab alert still works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324387
It's new and innovative, anon! We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm of pro-activity!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324393
Innovation at the cost of functionality may as well have never happened. Any nook worth her shekels would know changing something just to change it is bad business sense, especially if the new product is inferior.

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>>16324387
>Mating press the Apophis
>Mating Press
>Apophis
How would that work? Cause like, to me, one of the key components of that position is the woman's slightly raised hips, and her legs lifted up to either side of the guy plowing into her.

This... would not work with a lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324400
>...I just thought it'd save us money if we used less pixels...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324391
Graped Pharaoh is for slowly corrupting into lewdness.
It starts with the Apophis forcing her to give her husband blowjobs and it ends with desert girl reverse gangbangs.
Also cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324391
>>16324407
Graped Pharaoh: A Monarch Denied Her Dignity?

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>>16324403
For me it's just pounding the girl from above.

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>>16324403
You use her coils as a bed and fuck on top of her. Besides, I'm sure she could use them to simulate thighs and legs.

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>>16324418
Devil's in the details I suppose.

Whatever man, you enjoy yourself.

>>16324407
>>16324391
Graped Pharaoh has a decent amount of content, both fan and official.

There needs to be more Graped Anubis stuff.
I don't know what that might pertain to, I just know there is a need.

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>>16324424
>Graped Anubis
You can't grape her, somebody needs to make sure the pyramids get built.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324428
You act like an Anubis wouldn't be able to order around servants while riding her husband's dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324428
The entire point of the Apophis regime change is going from a functioning society to a nonstop fuckville.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324440
B-but pyramids! The chart says they're what people want!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324440
Going off KC's statements, the average citizen probably wouldn't notice much of a change. It really is just the management of the regime.

Also...
>>16324428
Apophis doesn't want pyramids; she wants glorious statues of herself! (And her husbando)

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>>16324445
>Apophis keeps commissioning statues for her palace, but doesn't let anyone see what they are.
>Pharaoh starts to suspect that they're humiliating depictions of her and her servants defeat.
>Eventually the day comes when the statues are delivered.
>They're all of the Apophis' husband in various heroic poses.
>Some of them even feature her in his arms, or coiled around his legs.
>Pharaoh and her ex-servants can only watch in confusion as the Apophis squeals like a schoolgirl at how amazing her husband is.

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>>16324445
>An apophis who has obtained her own kingdom is likely to keep aggressively biting monsters and human women with her venomous fangs to convert them into servants
t. KC
I would call that a "notable change" for the average citizen.

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>>16324456
And yet other statements seem to imply it wouldn't be such a big deal...

So in other words, KC is being a vague, contradictory bastard who just wants you to think of it however you like, business as usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324456
I feel like an Apophis who wins would have her servants round up all the citizens to have them brought to her.
All married women would be bitten with their husbands in range so they can rape them and become monstergirls.
Non-married men are pushed into chambers with bitten single girls to be raped.
Really, having an Apophis ruler is beneficial when you think about it.

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>>16324463
>Apophis takes over a kingdom
>On the eve of her coronation, all couples are bitten to initiate their place in her kingdom, and participate in a grand orgy in her royal hall
>All single men and women are bitten and tossed into a pit in the lower levels
>There are no more singles in Apophis' kingdom the next day

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324499
Would the Pharaoh and the Anubis be among the singles?
Would the Apophis?

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>>16324504
>Would the Pharaoh and the Anubis be among the singles?
Possibly. Depends upon the age of the kingdom prior to Apophis' takeover.

>Would the Apophis?
Apophis would be high up on her throne, with a perfect view of both the upper halls and lower pits, reveling with pride at the lewdness she hath wrought.
Within a half-hour she is filled with regret as there aren't any guys left for her.

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>>16324514
>That spoiler
But imagine if there was some guy who escaped her servants rounding everyone up and who showed up to try and put a stop to the lewdness only for the Apophis to tackle him to the ground and drag him off to her bedchambers to cuddlefuck him senseless.

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>>16324521
Truly a wonderful fate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324025
I have discovered a comfy new series to read. Wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey stupid question here but what breed of cat would be the best for an egyptian / desert cheshire MG? Going for dominance and hypnosis more then trickster but that sort of vein.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324639
The Bengal is, in my experience, and extremely headstrong breed. I also once had an Angora who was honey badger -tier in not giving a shit about animals bigger than him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324639
>egyptian / desert cheshire MG
That's silly.
Cheshire are exclusively english because they are supposed to be a subspecies of cat-girl exclusive to Wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324673
It's probably a Djinni pretending to be a cat.

[Anonymous No.]

Am I the only one who prefers Pharaoh over Apophis?

Either way you cannot have one without the other. They'd probably never stop fighting over the same guy.
Day and Night, eternally dancing around around the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324689
You probably are in the minority, Pharaoh is so human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324673
What Cheshires found in Bastet's Cat Kingdom? KC mentions Cheshire's are also found there when the Cait Sith Profile came out.

>>16324689

No, I prefer Pharaoh a lot more. I wish Pharaoh had more art. at least to have the same amount as Grape Snake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324712
>What Cheshires found in Bastet's Cat Kingdom?
They are foreign archaeologists in search of the ancient tomb of the Pharaoh's priestess, Nyamothep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324689
Pharaoh is better and this >>16324712

[Anonymous No.]

>Apophis Kingdom
>nonstop fuck
>no order
>nothing gets done
>a joke to the other kingdoms
Ew. Disgusting. No fun.

>Pharoah Kingdom
>Order
>safety and security
>males are protected
>Cute Anubi and Kelpris up for marriage
>a dominant and proud Kingdom
>ruled with a mighty fist by a lady with nice feet
Yes. Bless. Best Kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324804
>lying on the internet
Anubis get off the internet and tell the Pharaoh to stop being a sandy vagina already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324804
Don't forget the pharaoh's magic words that force people to go along with her commands. That's what makes her so attractive to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324837
Three Anubis Sisters, each from a different kind of Desert Kingdom, come together for dinner. One from an Undead Pharaoh Kingdom, another from an Apophis Pharaoh Kingdom, and the third from a Khepri-Appointed Pharaoh Kingdom.

What happens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324804
I agree with the feet part.
Pharaoh stepping on me has the same effect and the Apophis' poison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324842
>Undead Pharaoh Anubis
Watches you cook the roast. Offers "useful" hints and insists you hold her drink while she turns it until it's crisped to the golden ratio.

>Apophis Pharaoh Anubis
Humps the table and makes it awkward for everyone.

>Khepri-Appointed Pharaoh Kingdom
Makes everyone say grace and cracks sexist jokes throughout the meal. Might threaten to decapitate you.

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>>16324845
Yeah, but there's no position for Royal Footstool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324861
>Humps the table and makes it awkward for everyone.
Unless you're getting into some wonderland james hetfield I AM THE TABLE tier shit, the only thing apophis anubis is humping is her husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324869
There is a position as husban

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324879
Dromes are shit

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324877
Yeah, but you're just in it for the footjobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324881
Brown dromes.

Manure dromes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324883
Cow bell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324885
Well I can't disagree with that. She is just my feetwife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324872
Why would a crew of misfits like that bother seeing each other at all if they had filling sex lives?

[Anonymous No.]

Making of Dorome is already up. And it looks like it has an interesting twist to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>No more (you's)
Well shit. Now how am I to quickly and conveniently see who has responded to me in order to carry on a discussion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324926
4chan X

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324929
I blame the jews.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324926
Thumb over red text as you're scrolling down, and see if you recognize your own posts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324926
>no more (You)s
I don't want to believe you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324929
I've existed on this site for years as the most basic of plebians. I don't really want to start getting addons and shit just to talk about fucking monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324919
>Why would a crew of misfits like that bother seeing each other at all
In order to take down the evil empire?
>>16324926
Sign on the dotted line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324919
Sisters like to visit each other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324933
Seems far less efficient than ctlr f (you)

>>16324938
Yes because I can ctrl f "dotted line"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324942
No, I mean it. Sign on the dotted line, don't worry about the small print. She'll make it all okay... for (You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324942
Well, yes, was going to say that Ctrl+F Functionality is indeed a sad loss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324946
You get one or two irrelevant posts referring to replies as (you)s and the rest is just relevant search results. Who decides these things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324946
>ctrl+f "you"
>more than 1000 matches

It was useless from the get go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324960
(You) are a special kind of dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324938
What would a semen demon even do with my soul? Put a soul gem into her vibe so it would run without batteries?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324960
Use brackets you fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324973
They're called parentheses you mongoloid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324976
parenthesis
pəˈrɛnθɪsɪs/Submit
noun
noun: parenthesis; plural noun: parentheses
a pair of round brackets ( ) used to mark off a parenthetical word or phrase.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324879
Dorome is such a complete package of goodness
>Elemental
>Gentle rape
>Simple minded
>Earth powers
>Slime properties
And just look at that smile, if you don't want to protect that then there is something wrong with you

Thanks for posting the enty stuff, you're the man

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324988
>simple minded earth creature
Dorome and Wurm are two best friends! Dorome is the only creature who can handle Wurm's roughhousing without injuries. And together... THEY FIGHT CRIME!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324987
Semantic mother fucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324988
I guess there is something wrong with me then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324993
I'd pay good money to watch a movie about super hero Wurm and her Dorome sidekick

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324994
You got into semantics first.

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>>16324997
Super Wurm and Miss Mud?

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>>16324926
Alt + down

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>>16325006
I don't know what this means or what it does.

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[Anonymous No.]

SInce Graped Pharaohs dress like Apophis, Do Apophi dress like pharaohs to mock pure Pharaohs and their followers?

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>>16325036
Breasts provide milk and pleasure, but not air. Without air, you will suffocate. What do?

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>>16325021
I just realized you can still just type (you) out of courtesy.

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>>16325043
You can sustain yourself on older sister love instead though, so it's safe. An onee-chan's breasts are the safest place you can ever be in.

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>>16325040
I should imagine once she has ascended to power, an Apophis Pharaoh would find it only right to dress herself in true Royal Raiment.

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry to bring up the whole Lilim thing again, but who is Ilassa? I know that she is a Lilim commissioned by ELH, but that's all I know.

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>>16325080
That's all you need to know desu

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>>16325080
A miserable pile of secrets.

Also makes cameos in stuff I write

[Anonymous No.]

Forgive this final bit of meta posting but for a thread that lasts days and can hit 3k posts I find the feature genuinely helpful.

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Add this if you care for it.

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>>16325087
>>16325104
Please do tell, I must learn more of the Lilim

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>>16323180
Sleepy, smug and ara ara are all top tier.
>smug baphomet
>ara ara hakutaku
>sleepy anubis
I'd be in heaven with any of those.

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>>16325109
>Not a single girl who exhibits all three at times

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>>16325111
How is puppy formed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325111
Cute daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325111
Oh god my heart.

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>>16325106
Her profile image:
http://i.imgur.com/J4noodR.png

Her album:
http://imgur.com/a/w9k07

Brief Cameo in Ilothe as a supporting character (line 126):
http://pastebin.com/M5R6YYbZ

Brief mention in Amaya PI, along with a brief cameo of one of her lieutenants (Reri):
http://pastebin.com/rnpyrj37

Think that's everything so far.

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>>16325118
Don't worry, I have heart medicine! It's grape flavor!

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>>16324068
>I think I see what the problem is. You don't realize that a conscript who has very recently finished his NCO training has been instilled by his instructors with plenty of self-importance to help boost confidence when assuming a position of leadership. It passes over time when they realize they're not hot shit and everyone except the newest recruits just laugh at them.
Well you gotta remember that I've dealt with freshly graduated lieutenants before who's wives think they're the hottest shit on the block when they really have no say whatsoever, or pull in anything.

But yes, you have a point.

Seriously, fucking hate officers' wives. NCO wives are cool, though.

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>>16325129
Thanks, so all Lilim are basically royalty being the daughters of the Demon Lord, right?

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>>16325143
Medicine Apophis?
>>16325145
So you are not unfamiliar with the silliness of people who have brass on them and think this makes them something more than hot air.

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>>16325154
That's pretty much it, yes.

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>>16325154
Essentially, yes. Every lilim (fan made or otherwise) thus far has had their own kingdom (or realm in the case of Queen of Hearts.)

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>>16325155
Not really, no. But it doesn't help that they were younger US Marines either, who while they tend to do a better job than the Army, do tend to get more arrogant for that fact of being the 'best of the best'.

The older generation of Marines is something I'll miss reading about. Alot of them these days are just jackasses.

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>>16325155
>Medicine Apophis?
Yes.

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>>16325168
I would never trust a non-loli snake, let alone a grape snake.

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>>16325166
Arrogance is the Marine Corps' virtue, it is how they won and fought battles, even the olden days of the Corps was made up of jackasses, who in turn were badasses.

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>>16325111
A cute!

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>>16325173
Why are lolis trustworthy?

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>>16325111
Puppies don't belong in boxes.

[Anonymous No.]

Will some anon be willing to take the grape snake away and do with her as they please? She's threatening the Glorious Desert Kingdom

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>>16325180
They aren't, really, but they are cute enough to risk it. These big snakes are just gross.

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>>16325176
>Made up of jackasses
It's ironic you say that about James Mattis when he's actually really soft spoken in real-life and about the closest thing we'll ever get to the commander from Avatar.

He did say something to Iraqi tribal leaders that put our Congress in a tiff, and would rustle the jimmies of any monster leader, though.

"I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all."

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>>16325166
Well in any case I'll try to figure out my dialogue. It's the thing everyone always criticizes me for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324879
Thanks for the HD picture! I really like the Dorome; she's a great combination of the best features of a slime and a Gnome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325184
Anon, you may be a lolicon for serpents. But I'm alright with that.

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>>16325188
I wouldn't worry about it too much. I just found it jarring because like I said, you weren't specifying who was speaking, which is something that people had advised you not to do.

Still appreciate the effort you're putting into it even though you're an English-as-second-language snow mongolian who's monopolizing all the Elf poon.

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>>16325191
>English-as-second-language
THIRD language, anon. Third language. And sorry I haven't produced another update yet. Soon.

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>>16325190
Well, I'm a lolicon in general, but that doesn't have anything to do with it! Big snakes are just gross, because their snake bodies. I don't like actual snakes, so it's no surprise I don't trust snakes.

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>>16325111
Foking noice
Kanachirou?

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>>16325186
Well it applies to all Marines, Mattis is a good kind of jackass in retrospect, the tales of bravery and brotherhood also obscure the hijinks and extraordinary boredom the average Marine faces when in both peacetime and wartime.

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>>16325168
What's that? Slipping under the covers with the cute Apophis will cure what ails me?
Well, don't mind if I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW Call of Duty supports your fetish

Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

This is your cuddle cat for this morning

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>>16325215
Inch by inch we become mainstream.
>>16325216
Have her nails been trimmed? Mine kneads on my belly and it hurts if I don't trim the nails. Claws. Whatever.

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>>16325209
It's a trap.

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>>16325216
Good. Going to hold that phat cat very tight and squeeze her! Maybe even get her to sit on my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325216
No, thank you.

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>>16325216
There is no way I'm cuddling her. Too fat and this place is too hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325222
Your trips be damned, I am going to intentionally fall for that trap. I'm too desperate.

[Anonymous No.]

Whats the appeal of shortstacks?

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>>16325182
>Be human blessed by the Earthen God, giving you strength and size far superior to that of a normal man
>Dispatched to 'handle' the Grape Snake as she's trying to take over the Desert Kingdom
"Ara ara? They decided to send an ogre to do a man's job, did they? No matter, in the end they all bend the knee to my will~"
>Grab her by the tip of her tail, the most sensitive spot, she lets out a small pleasured keen and laughs at you. There's no way you could possibly move her from the throne
>You pull, and she comes flying off the stone chair, knocking her head on the floor, growling at you
"That hurt, you bastard."
>Take her bite to your shoulder, she's laughing at how her venom is going to corrupt you into the perfect slave
>But there are other plans your patron Goddess, Lady Geb, has for you
"Now come here, embrace your Queen, meat."
>She hugs you tenderly, like a lover, only to pull back. Your erection is only at half-mast, but it's continuing to harden and grow to its full foot length and a few inches thick
"Oho? Maybe I should test your cock, if you're good enough, I'll make you into my husband~"
>Grin at her, rubbing yourself against her slick abdomen, sort of slow dancing with the grape snake
>You can tell she's getting into it as well, hugging you closer or eliciting small strokes of your glans with her hand
>Eventually she breaks off, herself fully lubed up as well as pre leaking out of your penis' flanged head
"Come on now, attend to your Queen. Fuck me like one of those human girls you're so enamored with~"
>Her lips are a rosy pink and inviting, wetly opening beneath her fingers, letting you see all the way to the back, almost putting you in the mind to see a mouth
>You plow into her, the first round of sex lasting a few hours, her skilled vaginal muscles edging you relentlessly, but the earth endures
>...
>A day later, you're joined for the third time, servants bringing you both food and drink as you continue to fuck her
>A thin layer of sweat covers both of you, she's started murmuring stuff like falling in love with you and your 'goliath cock'
>Dismount from her, her tail lazily uncoiling from you as you drink some of the wine left
"Ara~ I'll give you credit, you sure are a sturdy one~ But it'll take more than that to break me~"
>That fucking does it
>Flip her onto her stomach, lifting her tail onto your shoulder, she's heavy for certain, but Geb endows you with the strength to bear it
"W-What are you doing?"
>Thrust in, fucking her as roughly as possible
>She's squirming and trying to get away, but you hold fast, her pussy milking you oh-so-much like a whore's.
>...
>Ten hours later, you're both collapsed into a heap of snake and man, seed leaking out of her womanhood while your cock glistens with a sheen to it
"Well... Darling, have anything to say for yourself?"
>'Veni. Vedi. Vici.'
>She can't even slither properly for a week, but the biggest surprise is that she's pregnant with three eggs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323180
combo of sleepy and tomboy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325245
It's the made-up term used by normies who are too afraid to admit that they like lolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>16323662
top tier stuff

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>>16325245
I know not. As a manlet I yearn for women of height so I can feel safe.

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>>16325215
How do you unlock that? Personally want to get one of the cool dragon ones, but those're for Scorestreaks. Which I suck at managing. Should really equip the trait that makes it a larger total score, rather than a kill-streak...

>>16325173
Loli Grapesnake would be fantastic.
We've already got a couple pieces of Loli-Pharaoh and Loli-Anubis, Loli-Apophis is only logical.

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>>16325237
It's the first step in her master plan. Don't fall for it.

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>>16325245
They are lolis with big tits.

Though I prefer my women medium sized.

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>>16323180
Ara ara, tomboy and sleepy. Definitely Ara Ara, though. Oh gods.

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>>16325254
Not really.

Lolis are little girls (Or those with the bodies of little girls).
Short-stacks are, as the name implies, short, but possessing of an altogether womanly silhouette.
It's a matter of proportions.

And then Oppai-Lolis are just a shit.

>>16325245
As to the matter of the overall appeal, I like petite women overall, but a bit more stacked isn't bad either.

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>>16325258
It's a random one from the Quartermaster. I got this as a gift from a relative for Christmas but I'm enjoying it. Came with the CoD 4 remaster too.

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>>16325270
I got a copy for my birthday. Not the version with CoD4 HD though, oh well.

I'm enjoying it too, though the gunplay feels altogether twitchy, and all the maps feel rather cramped.

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>>16325268
>And then Oppai-Lolis are just a shit.
Agreed. I prefer my lolis actual lolis, or my women actual women. I don't want them mixed. Shortstacks feel like an attempt to help both sides, like oppai loli.

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>>16325262
And what could the master plan of a younger Apophis possibly be, especially if it involves some schmuck starved of affection?

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>>16325245
>may be able to give you either paizuri or blowjobs while standing depending on how short she is
>optimal size for headpats
>easy to lift and hug regardless of your strength
>may have a complex about her height if she's a grown woman

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>>16325274
Yeah, I can see how one might think that.

Again, the key is proportions.
A shortstack, ideally, possesses the same proportions as a taller woman, but scaled down.

Where-as Oppai-Loli is just a big pair of tits slapped onto a completely unsuitable frame. Totally disproportional.

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>>16325279
>optimal size for headpats
I disagree. Tall women are the best for head pats. Maybe not the best to reach, but their reactions are worth it.

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>>16325282
>same proportions as a taller woman, but scaled down.
That's called dwarfism. It's not very proportional either

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>>16325278
Step 1) Find a boy and learn how to win his heart.
Step 2) Convince him to be her consort and raise an army of Apophi
Step 3) Teach them how to win the hearts of men and send them out and take all the men the Pharaoh's daughters like.

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>>16325295
I knew it! I knew grape snakes couldn't be trusted. Nobody ever believes the snake hater, though.

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>>16325289
I'm admittedly shit at explaining things, so I'll just leave it at when it works; it works, when it doesn't; it doesn't.

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>>16325295
In the end, I'd still get a loving Apophis wife, which is a win for me.

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>>16325322
But think about all the Pharaohs! They were going to find love and start a kingdom, but some snakes keep stealing all the men.

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>>16325226
Cuddle cats cuddling transcends temperatures.

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>>16325354
But fat can't transcend my taste.

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>>16325279
Short stacks are great for being cuddled by. I'm not really a big fan of being the bigger spoon. But when you have 2 large soft fun bags pressing up against you it's nice.

>>16325286
This.
Short stacks get head pats all the time. Tall girls don't, so you get a better reaction for head patting tall girls. You'll probably need a ladder though.

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>>16325363
It can if she cuddles you hard enough!

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>>16325400
I doubt it. Unless we are talking about her cuddling so hard she loses weight.

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>>16325111
Why are Hellhounds so perfect?

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>>16325411
It's all in the meaty paws.

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>>16325206
Mattis is an ascetic, who gave up the pleasures of sex for war and blood.

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>>16325331
The Pharaohs didn't think about me, so why should I think about them? Call me selfish, an asshole, or whatever. I'm not respecting "royalty" just because they're royalty, especially since most other monsters don't worry about men being stolen.

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>>16325424
>I'm not respecting "royalty" just because they're royalty
Thank god I'm not the only crazy one here.

[Anonymous No.]

Which girl is the best to get drunk with?

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>>16325433
Takus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325433
Your waifu
Or Onis

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>>16325442
I want to kiss that OniAuntie

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>>16325433
Lizardmen. They would be constantly trying to fight you but actually really like you. That's why they want to fight you.
And if they losse they beg you to have drunken sex with you.
If a lizardmen lost during a drunken fight and can't remember the fight, would she still consider herself obligatory to be your wife?

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>>16325433
Dragons! Although I warm you. Drunk big stronk Dragons stumbling everywhere and hugging you very tightly will leave you with some broken bones and bruises.

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>>16325442
See that kind of Oni is Blue Oni getting tipsy. If you were to go upstairs with the Red Oni, I'm sure it'd be like a reverse college frat party with them trying to get into their boyfriends' pants drunkenly

[Anonymous No.]

Get off your hiny and do 20 squats, will you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325442
now I want to get drunk with a mature. Damn badly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325483
Don't tell my waifu, but I didn't jog today and I'm not planing to.

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>>16325483
Only 20? That's easy even for my lazy ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325483
But why? I like being lazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325493
Shame on you.
>>16325494
Is it? Then why aren't you doing it?
>>16325495
Do it for her.

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>>16325424
It's their duty to marry and create a kingdom to bring about peace and stability.

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>>16325483
That's way too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325483
Alright, done. That was too easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325497
>Do it for her.
For who? My waifu? She doesn't care if I'm being a bit lazy.

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>>16325504
>too easy
Then do 20 more if you're so though.

[Anonymous No.]

BIG, STRONG, GENKI GIRLS.

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>>16325483
I want to lick that side of beef

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>>16325511
This is relevant to my interests

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>>16325511
Is this from that series where the guy gets killed and he's reborn as a goblin?

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>>16325497
>Is it? Then why aren't you doing it?
But I just did.

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>>16325522
And you know what? So did I. Now what, tough guy?

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>>16325497
I jog everyday dude, I'm sure one day without doing it is fine. Especially when it's this hot outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325515
yeah its pretty shit, suffers heavily from mary sue, its a shame because started out great

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325525
Now we both complain that we don't have a strong Minotaur or Jinko to praise us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16318040
Which ones are in here anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325511
>Short hair
>Abs
>Tomboy
Its everything I love wrapped in a delicious milk chocolate package

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325514
It isn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325511
She looks so happy in that bottom panel. I bet this is what a burrowing Wurm looks like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325542
But I like big strong girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325537
I'd do fine with a Salamander, really.
>>16325546
But you don't like ugly goblins raping women.

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>>16325547
As long as they don't rape the big stronk girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325539
Lilims look all the same to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325544
>Wurm tells you she's the strongest
>Tell her to prove it
>She pulls back a claw and punches a boulder into pebbles
>All with that "XD" style genki expression

[Anonymous No.]

Concept: Melted Gnome, sloppy body, heavy feeling of mud

The "Dorome" is a Gnome who upon formation of her female body, had its earth spirit power melted by excessive demonic energy, becoming a mud monster.
Looking at it as a ratio of elemental spirit energy to demonic energy, the Dorome would be closer to the latter, so she's not really a higher species of Gnome with greater magical power.
Her power as a lewd monster (what is usually referred to as "inma" in the translations) is greater, she can enhance her husband's vitality, and make plant monster girls more lascivious, but compared to a Gnome, in terms of giving her husband earth magic, shaping earth with precision, upgrading plant monsters to higher level species...she's not very good at those.

She doesn't have any mythological counterpart. Her name just comes from the fact that she's a "Gnome" that turned into mud, or "Doro".
Originally, I was going to call her "Mudman" (マッドマン), but that just sounded too much like "Madman" instead of instantly conveying the idea of mud.
(The two words are written the same in Japanese)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325537
>jinko to praise us
>Oh master, that's a lot of weight, do you need help picking it up
>Oh you did it!

[Anonymous No.]

If it warms up enough I might be able to doodle today.

Any ideas in mind? Preferably simple ones since I am rusty and demoralized after spending Christmas alone in a wet bed from the nonstop rain.

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>>16325547
>But you don't like ugly goblins raping women.
Didn't the MC put a stop to that once he found out? There-after, it was just waifus who threw themselves at him, and by that point he was a bishie-hobgoblin.

Now Elves on the other hand...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325584
Loli apophis to complete the set.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325584
Homeless Jinko cub dressed up like Artful Dodger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325511
I should catch-up on this sometime.

Think the last place I read was the tentacle orgy in the spider-web lovenest...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325591
What set?

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>>16325564
>Originally, I was going to call her "Mudman" (マッドマン), but that just sounded too much like "Madman" instead of instantly conveying the idea of mud.
That could have lead to absolute mudman/madman jokes, thank god she was spared from the memes.
>>16325565
I wonder if she'd clap with those huge paws of hers.

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>>16325584
I second >>16325591

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325602
>I wonder if she'd clap with those huge paws of hers.
>she does, then lifts the couch with one paw and dusts underneath it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325602
>thank god she was spared from the memes.
Missed opportunity if I were to be frank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325564
How long did the mudpie jokes wait?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325584
A muscly jinko, one in khakis and a polo shirt looking like a bodyguard, and one of the same one blushing in a nice dress

[Anonymous No.]

I told her to suck my dick and she actually did the absolute mudman

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325564
So I told her to make me a mudcake and she actually did it the absolute mudman

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325607
Again, what set?

Is some Anon magic finding loli monsters to wear as eqiupment for the full set bonus and only needs an Apophis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325625
>>16325628
Begone from my sight, memeslinger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325584
Gnome embracing a guy?
kunoichi messing with kunai?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325629
Don't worry about the set, just focus on being the wonderful anon who completes it for us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325632
Are you mud, anon? Did I trowel you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325632
The absolute mudslinger

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325629
As outlined here >>16325258 we've got some art of Loli-Pharaohs, some Loli-Anubi, but not really any Loli-Apophi.

Sure one could make the argument for Loli-Sphinxes too, but... eh, loli-sneks.

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>>16325638
>wonderful
Did people forget my shitty drawing capabilities overnight without me gassing on about Lani or shortstack Wurms pretending to be helmets?

[Anonymous No.]

So I told her a threesome with a undine would only muddy the waters and she went and did it anyway the absolute mudman

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325644
Loen technically beat me to it ages ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325648
We're just being nice to you so we can laugh at you behind your back, same way we treat Alpie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325656
Ophy's adorable, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

I told the Dorome to hold my hand and she actually did it the absolute mudman

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325656
Then gimme the Jinko cub Artful Dodger!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325662
There was also the Apophis mage with a tennisball rod and big hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325667
Nyet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325669
You're mean. Can you draw some kind of Frog Girl hanging out in the rain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325674
Send me a kiss by wire and I'll consider it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325668
And also this cutie.

More on the side of "Teen" than "Loli" though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325677
Oi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325644
I've seen loli snake before. I think it's also been posted recently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325677
Clearly you should draw a singing Ignis. Or maybe a Salamander.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325680
Th>>16325680
I Apophis makes me so happy for some reason. I think it's her smile.

I want to spend my highschool days in MGC going on dates with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325680
Either way it's been done.
Hell, even I did one already in a way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325690
That definitely doesn't count as a loli apophis. One day our saviour will come to us and finish the holy trinity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325684
Sallamanders are underrated these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325680
diabetus

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325652
Give me those tasty dots you fags that was a good one. Two puns and a meme in one sentence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325693
What doesn't? Mine, Luth's, or Loen's?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325688
Holy shit my post came out all broken. I blame the Succuvirus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325693
I discovered this in the not-Egyptology section of the museum of history. Hopefully it's what you were looking for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325710
Luths. Did you do an Apohpis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325564
That's all and only 1 WIP pic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325564
Anyway, a monster girl made of mud! Because I pretty much arrived at her design from the initial concept, there was almost no change.
Matching her gloppy, melted body, she has a sloppy and slovenly expression too!
The pattern around her eyes also resembles dripping, flowing mud.
Her mud has a fairly viscous consistency, and in order to distinguish her from slimes, her surface has less gloss to it, looking more like a heavy, dull fluid, and gave her an overall "sloppy" body (sloppy as in someone who just lies around their room all day, lazy, unkempt).

The dark part of her mud is hardened, and unlike the soft surrounding mud, it has some firmness and resistance to it. The part under her chest is solidified in a way that suggests something like a corset, emphasizing her breasts, and also representing the thickness of mud.
At the rough sketch stage, she had a crack around her chest area in the style of Gnome, but it conflicted with her soft image, so I instead made it look similar to the area below her chest.
The crystal on her chest isn't a core, but more just demonic energy in a crystallized form. It kind of seems like an earth magic stone? (Of lower purity)
Also, like the Gnome, the Dorome has plants growing on her head, but the leaves are smaller and do not yet bear fruit as the Dorome is comparatively less "fertile".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325715
>Papa
This stirs something inside of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325716
Months and months ago.
Might be closer to a year at this point. Don't have it on the phone anymore though, so I can't post it.

It involved Ophy throwing water ballons at a fort Anubis and Pharaoh made. It was bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325723
KDF, and then there was another awoken the other day, yeah? Forget what his daughter was though.

And now, ADF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325722
Their arms are integrated into their lower mud body, giving an appearance that their arms are growing from the mud.
It's intended to give them a very distinctive silhouette, and highlight how they can freely create their body from dirt and mud, but, speaking of mud monsters, it's also because it kind of looks a lot like the "Mud Hand" from the super popular Dragon Quest series.

[Anonymous No.]

What is a underrated girl that you would want to see more content off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325745
Eel Whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325745
Fairy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325739
As a bonus, here's a piece of my own shameful history!
Something I drew a long, long time ago before the Monster Girl Encyclopedia became what it is today!

http://i.imgur.com/QnIuB9J.png
Stupid image limit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325760
I removed my doodle so yours can live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325745
Dwarf, but not the toddlercon version. The big, buff busty shortstack version who gets all sweaty and sore muscles from hammering steel and working the forge. Who needs to have the sweat licked from her abs and needs a comfy husbando to sit on with a big dick to slip inside her, who will massage her huge breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325722
>>16325739
I love the amount of thought he puts into these.

Thanks for the translations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325760

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325745
Arch Imp, KC gave her lewd art but even Japanese fans forget her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325782
>>16325760
A glimpse of KC's early art, nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325767
Are you me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325745
Ghoul

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325745
What>>16325824
said.

[Anonymous No.]

Would Dorome give the worst handjobs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325745
Troll

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325767
I want this

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325829
It would be just a rough slime handy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325829
Probably on par with a Slime or Unagi-Joro

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325793
There is hope for us doodlers after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325829
Nah, Dorome handjobs would be 8/10 easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325829
It would muddy up the image of a sexy handjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325844
Why would it be rough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325810
>>16325837
There is nothing more crucial to a dwarven craftsmistress than a comfortable and stimulating seat when applying the final touches to a weapon or a piece of jewelry. And she doesn't want to be wasting time and losing focus rolling aches and stiffness out of her shoulders and back.

The quality from single --> taken is enough that a married crafter's work is worth twice as much

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325855
Because she's really down to earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325829
Pretty decent since they can immobilize you first, and that's hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325863
Should she shrink her hands down before jacking you off with them though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325866
Fuck no, that's half the fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325855
Slmies are just water, she is more muddy. It would still feel good, so don't worry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325873
But can she be quicksand with them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325873
So rough in texture, or rough in the way she'd handle you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325483
on the condition she rub me down with steak seasoning and lick it off

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325898
What if it involves peppers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325905
even better, and steak sauce, then forced milk drinking, then pelvis shattering moo-snu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325915
You don't want pepper based things on parts of you anon.
It burns. It BURNS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325917
It was planted by those twisted Elves!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325924
You sure it wasn't a certain undead who wanted to spice things up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325927
A certain undead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325929
You know who.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325857
Anon, stop. You may actually make me want to write about a Dwarf and distract me from more important things.

Like Diablo woo'ing her captive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325936
Is her captive a Paladin who thought going through Hell as a FoHer was a good idea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325924
why would elves plant peppers in my mino waifus steak seasoning not knowing it was for kinky and not cooking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325932
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325946
Touch yourself after cuttibg up peppers and not washing your hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325886
Texture. The way she treats you would be like any other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325857
I want a musclestack now

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325946
Because they're twisted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325949
She's a lonely pun loving coot who lives way way way under the sea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325951
What sort of texture and consistency would they have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325955
You're just confusing me more. I know Charon loves puns, but I don't know any undead who live under the sea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325745
Unagi-Joro.

Moth man is a close second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325941
Last post before I go to work, so I'll probably be back in like seven hours, I guess.

The generally idea I have sketched out is that yes, he's a Paladin/Crusader in Hell. But part of the fun of the rough draft is the deeper into the castle he goes to try and find his escape, the more and more weird shit he encounters, like a minor demon character unofficially named 'The Wet Nurse'.

A giant, toad-like monstrosity with two dozen breasts hanging from its chest as it suckles lost souls to it. Diablo herself just fucking with the guy because a lot of what he sees and hears are going to be based on childhood nightmares and bogeymen if I ever finalize some of the ideas.

To conquer Fear you must fuck Fear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325955
Well she's getting it rubbed over her cooter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325745
Unagi-joro!

[Anonymous No.]

http://pastebin.com/4UEMWVYQ
Ghoulmas

Update line 611: Got pretty distracted yesterday and the day before so it's not done yet. Rather than wait to finish it all and post it I think I work more productively with shorter updates so here's another 3k. Hope you like it.

[Anonymous No.]

What is wrong with elves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326013
Looks like Christmas came late this year.
>>16326018
They have sensitive ears and people are noisy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325965
Some say the underworld is in the bowels of the earth, going below even the oceans.
Charon is deeper than Spongebob or Krakens if you think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326020
>Looks like Christmas came late this year.
Hey, I first posted it on Christmas day. That counts for something right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325745
Amazon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326035
But she's not undead, she's a deity. Or is she one of the anthropomorphic personifications of death?
What the hell IS Charon anyway?
>>16326040
The joke is that when you posted about this story for the first time I said "Looks like Christmas came early this year".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326045
A spirit of death who ferries you across a river for money and will boot you over into the bottomless river Styx if you are broke.

Komachi from 2hu basically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326048
>will boot you over into the bottomless river Styx if you are broke
I don't have much money but I'm rich of heart. Does that count?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326048
Why does it matter if the Styx is bottomless if you know how to swim?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325829
I want to do lewd things with Dorome's hands on a daily basis.
Gnome's hands as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325111
Adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326045
>The joke is that when you posted about this story for the first time I said "Looks like Christmas came early this year".
What, when I mentioned it two or so weeks before I posted the first bit? Sorry anon, my memory is like a siev

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326051
I imagine it either cannot be swam through or is full of angry dinosaurs tired of the eternal punnery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326050
Only if you're an indian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326052
Gnome and Dorome hands are wonderful.
I want a Gnome and a Dorome to touch me all over with their earthen hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326055
Yes, when you first mentioned it, not when you first posted the update. Don't worry about it, I'm unfunny and irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326045
>What the hell IS Charon anyway?
Charon is the Ferry[wo]man of the Dead, tasked with transporting the recently deceased to the Underworld where they will live out eternity in whatever condition afforded to them by how they lived their life.

A Deity, yes, but given that a common depiction of Charon is a cloaked, skeletal, Grim Reaper-like Psychopomp, classing the MG version popularized by .less as "Undead" wouldn't be altogether incorrect.

[Anonymous No.]

Hobgoblin liches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326072
We really need a picture of Charon, Death, Komachi, and a Valkyrie playing cards together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326063
Are you the one who was gonna write that ochimusha story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325745
Vanilla Werecat and Werewolf
Werebat
Zombie
Lava Golem

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326081
No, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326082
Lava golems are a good one. They are very cute and hot.

[Anonymous No.]

Where are all the Monster Girl Encyclopedia Dakis? And why aren't there more of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326113
I don't know. There is quite abit of Daki art out there. So making a custom one wouldn't be hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325745
A few, but if they're gonna get some shit one I'd rather not get any at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326013
That was a nice insight into how busty cadavers celebrate Christmas, and I look forward to more.

[Anonymous No.]

Still too cold. You guys up for MGK post College edition?
You're Jimmy MD, a manchild with a Phd in pie crusts and who avoided crippling college and medschool debt by joining the military for 2 years.

Do you go to the local bar with Ophy to help her get away from her younger sisters?
Do you visit Anubis during her lunch break at her construction job?
Do you see if Wurm's attempt at becoming a lawyer paid off?
Do you get Lich and Elf-Wight's advice on removing a hamster from a Succubus who keeps doing the same thing every Thursday and never learns?
Do you kick back and watch classic anime with Ushi Onim
Do you kick back and watch Jumanji with Mantis?
Do you visit Wock's accounting firm and see how she is doing?
Do you relax in Ryu's enormous pool with crybaby Wyvern while teaching the latter to swim?
Do you visit the Dragoncs Bakery and greet the new and owners?
Do you ask Junko if alcohol and being ickled 24/7 with it is the real reason she hasn't aged a day?
Or do you crawl into a pot of coffee because you haven't slept in 4 days and had to get a Wurm unstuck from a can of pringles and cookie jar earlier?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326147
Junko

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326147
So many fuckups.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326136
Glad you enjoyed it. Hope I can get the rest out sooner rather than later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326147
Is the Wurm who was stuck in the Pringles/cookies also the same Wurm who tried to become a lawyer?
This must be researched further. She sounds like a Lionel Hutz -type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326013
Those girls are cute as always. Love this slice of life stuff.

Lily the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326147
Invite the dragon to swim of course. Oh man, imagine her on a swimsuit, my pants can't contain my rage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326171
Completely different.
Wurm was stuck in a revolving door last week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326186
Wurm? Wurm. But which Wurm? Wurm. Marklar!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326147
>Do you get Lich and Elf-Wight's advice on removing a hamster from a Succubus who keeps doing the same thing every Thursday and never learns?
Sure. But let's be nice to the succubus. one day she'll learn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326203
Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Gerbil King!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326147
Wock accounting firm! I wanna see how she turned out. She's probably much older now though.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna get a double handjob from a Gnome and a Dorome!
Have them hold hands with my penis in the middle!
Earthen handpussy is the best!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326195
That Wurm.
No, not that Wurm. That Wurm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326203
Not unless she's doing it on purpse to have an excuse to visit the hospital and flirt with doctors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16324303
You can still fall in love with 3D human girls, and then watch as they use it to completely you as a person (whether intentionally or not).

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326237
Ah yes, Wurm 5318008.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326244
Sounds like a Krieger name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326147
Going to visit that Anubis! She sounds cute.

And if I ever get into a work related injury. I want my lawyer to be Wurm-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326248
She's a good, buxom Wurm. It's why she keeps getting stuck. Compare her to Wurm-24601 who keeps getting into legal trouble and thinks she's a lawyer because she knows everyone at the courthouse so well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326255
I wonder if it's wrong to mollest a Wurm who is stuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326255
I want a jury full of Wurms in smart suits

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326271
Depends. Does molesting her help her connect with her inner mole and burrow to freedom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326271
Short answer: yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326271
>wrong to molest a Wurm?
What? No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326278
Letcs say "yes".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326296
If the answer is yes, then the answer is no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326305
What if I say "no" but give her a cookie afterwards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326308
You drive a hard bargain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326308
>bargaining cookies

Cookies are only worth 5 brownie points with Wurms. I say offer Jam doughnuts from the Dragon Bakery

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326314
Is there such a thing as soft bargain?
Will Wurms decline certain brands of cookies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326073
But normal Liches are already capable of being good titcows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326073
Yes please.
>>16326369
Normal Liches aren't clumsy or have a gang of zombie goblins that follow them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326364
I don't know. Why is it called a hard bargain if there's no easy or soft bargain?

[Anonymous No.]

How big can Holsts get?
>>16326364
A soft bargain is given out by soft Tanukis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325745
cockatrice

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326404
>How big can Holsts get?
7ft. with fuckhuge well proportioned tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325168
>No cute Apophis childhood friend to snuggle up with every night.
>You'll never convince her that she doesn't need to conquer the Pharaoh's kingdom as long as she has you.
>She'll never strike up a friendly rivalry with the Pharaoh instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326428
I was talking about her breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326435
Bigger than your head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326404
>>16326435
>Basically, I leave it to your imagination. It can be bigger than being drawn in the picture of MGE, but can't be bigger than her body itself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326462
I-cup Holstaurs here I come.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326509
Ever heard of the legendary Z-jar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326520
Tell me more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326525
It's a unique size that a chosen holst has. Her milk can grant any wish if you drink it and it's said that if you try to tip her, she doesn't even flinch.

[Anonymous No.]

Christmas cake idols

[Anonymous No.]

Shit, I forgot about my fairy doodle that I started months ago.
At least Inep is now no longer left hanging.
Icll post her next thread. For now I need suggestions on what to make a lolipophis do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16325564
>Her power as a lewd monster (what is usually referred to as "inma" in the translations) is greater
Good. He even gave examples of what she can do with her power, KC is really working hard on his writing recently

>Originally, I was going to call her "Mudman" (マッドマン), but that just sounded too much like "Madman" instead of instantly conveying the idea of mud.
I'd go mad for a mudman

>>16325722
>The dark part of her mud is hardened, and unlike the soft surrounding mud, it has some firmness and resistance to it. The part under her chest is solidified in a way that suggests something like a corset, emphasizing her breasts, and also representing the thickness of mud.
That's what I was most curious about, I know KC isn't all that into anatomy but a lot of people are

>The crystal on her chest isn't a core, but more just demonic energy in a crystallized form. It kind of seems like an earth magic stone? (Of lower purity)
I was curious about this too, I wonder if some Doromes would gift their crystal to ask a man marriage

>>16325739
Glad he cleared that up too

>>16325760
Oh man, it's crazy to see how far KC has gone in just 6 or 7 years, maybe the saying that it takes 8 years to master something is true

As usual thanks for posting this stuff, Chief God bless you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326580
Lich idols.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326565
>It's a unique size that a chosen holst has. Her milk can grant any wish if you drink it and it's said that if you try to tip her, she doesn't even flinch.
Nice.
I'd ask for the ability to impregnate her with a single spurt of cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326565
I know just what I'd wish for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326606
I like that.

She'd have peppy music and a love song going while she sings in monotone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326598
Be a good girl and be nice to everybody instead of trying to mindbreak them into sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326622
So being bffs with an Anubis and doing kid things like killing bugs with a magnifying glass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326565
>Can grant any wish

She has made a grave mistake, although I will marry her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326622
I like the idea of being an Apophis' childhood friend and reverse corrupting her.
Just imagine how confused a Pharaoh would be seeing an Apophis happily living in her kingdom with no aspirations of conquering it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326636
Yes, bullying Khepri is ok.
>>16326646
Reverse corruption/purification a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326646
I'd prefer corrupting her into a cuddleslut and make everyone in public uncomfortable as we hug nonstop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326657
>bullying Khepri
I had those bugs with human heads on the mind, but bullying Khepri is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326661
>>16326657
I'd like to stop you anons right there. First off. Never bully insect girls or Khepris. Secondly, Anubis is too innocent and pure to ever hurt anything. Especially a fellow desert girl. Thirdly. Don't bully bugs with magnifying glasses and burning them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326703
I'll bully those brass bugs as I see fit.
And Anubis is quite whip happy I bet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326709
Great, now I'm imagining a Kuudere Anubis who has a secret sadistic streak.
Do you know how hard the idea of her going full lewd while tying me up and dominating me is getting me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326703
Anon of course they're not going to burn the poor girls, just draw funny shapes and give the Khepris weird tanlines while they sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326709
No you will not. Anon I have bully rangers on speed dial and if I ever see you burning a Khepri or bullying them I will not hesitate to call them. And leave Anubi out of this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326719
Is she riding your dick in cowgirl position while commanding you to move in between whips?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326724
You have a bunch of masked full grown adults on speed dial?
I don't want my Anupup around you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326727
Yes, but instead of a whip it's her claws and love bites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326734
Yes. They protect MGs from bullies like you! So this is a warning.

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do if you were a teacher tasked to make peace between an Apophis delinquent and the Pharaoh student council president?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326766
Befriend both of them and get between them when they're trying to fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326766
Teachers cant do anything anything against the student council in anime

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326640
>>16326611
>>16326610
Be careful if you're planning to marry her though. Many treasure hunters seek the divine cow and will probably try to steal her away.
Be sure to protect wonder cow.

[Anonymous No.]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C0wbSNZXcAAwyKF.jpg
Colored naked apron oppai devil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326766
The same thing any hentai teacher would do, rape them both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326779
That apron has a built in paizuri hole, this is way too lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326772
Befriend or "befriend"?

>>16326773
Well yeah, she's the one running the school but as long as you're not asking her to do things she is against she'll accept out of respect for her teacher

>>16326783
You'll only make things worst, they'll spend so much time fighting over you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326766
>>16326772
Oh wait, you said If I was a teacher.
Then set up the Apophis with the shy boy at the back of the class and the Pharaoh with her vice president.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326777
Of course I would
Is it one wish per drink or one wish period?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326766
I only know one way, and that's paired bondage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326787
Then I'll rape them some more until they stop fighting and start working together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326784
Which is among the many reasons the Devil is the best lolifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326798
why the*

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326790
It's one wish per miracle milk. Miracle milk is like a chiken's golden egg, it takes some time to show up but it's easy to notice when it's available because her nipples will get really hard and sensitive.
If you settle down with her, she will go rape mode and force you to drink it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326779
bestest of the devilest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326779
Funny. Im not into loli's that much but seeing these pictures makes me want her to call me names and tease me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326806
Well, I'll settle down for sure, although I do hope she's prepared for things to get weird.

Not world shattering weird but a kind of lewd weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326779
One of the best lolis and overall a great girl, she finally received the attention she deserves

>>16326788
I didn't think about this, they won't have time to fight each other if they're busy loving their boyfriends

>>16326789
Way too lewd and I'll have you know only the masters of bondage who trained in the tallest mountains of Zipangu can properly tie up a snake

>>16326793
>Apophis and Pharaoh working together to defeat the dick
Their combined power might be enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326824
Man, fuck these new thin dotted lines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326821
She knows that with great tits comes great responsibility, so she won't be marrying you if you have anything bad in mind. She is completely open for lewd and love though. Go for it, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I need to see Gray Slimes and Gelatinous cubes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326835
Blame Hiro and /qa/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326838
Well, I hope she's prepared for a minimum of two kids per pregnancy, a modest boost in fertility to put her on par with normal humans, extra muscle on her, a bit bigger proportions, and THICK

[Anonymous No.]

Bad news from the front Anon!

It appears the 2017 portal leading to our world is coming from the Hoof Pussy Planet!

They're taking human boy "sacrifices" to power the portal back to their home as well.

What do we do!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326856
Settle down now anon, Its always been my claim that we are one year off.

2018 soon lads.

[Anonymous No.]

Proofreading is gonna make me drop writefagging altogether one day

[Anonymous No.]

>>16326856
never been down with the 'ol HP, but If I had too, maybe a Nightmare? or Otohime if seahorses count.