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Put away your DXXK,Anonymous.

>> No.1628618

It's only 1AM, and I have such a bad headache I won't be able to sleep for hours anyway.

My dirk remains proudly unsheathed.

>> No.1628623

Damnit, Reimu. If you didn't get hit by bullets all the time I wouldn't be playing with my joystick at this hour.

>> No.1628631

My deck?
BUT I'M PLAYAN MTG :<

>> No.1628824
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>> No.1628831

But it's 2:44 AM and I just woke up.

>> No.1628832

Fuck, you're right. But I'm not tired.

>> No.1628835

>>1628618
Hello, Shiki Tohno.

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>> No.1628844

>>1628835
No Kohaku-san to give me sleeping meds and whisper in my ear, though ;_;
Also, the mansion might be nice.

>> No.1628846

My room isn't big enough for it to be practical, or even possible to just put my desk away.

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>> No.1628854

>>1628824
>>1628838
>>1628843
>>1628847

You have shitty tastes, remi.

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>> No.1628860

>>1628854
As expected from a man who thinks he is a girl.

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>>Non-ass Remilia thread

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>>1628854
Why?

>> No.1628864

my duck is safe. but thank you for your concern.

>> No.1628867

Reimu, why are you so unpopular?

But... even if everyone else hates you... I... I'll still love you...

>> No.1628872

>>1628862
Yeah, this is a shock.

>> No.1628874

>>1628866

Too healthy, bro, also I can't stand glasses most of the time.

>> No.1628876

>>1628867

Just a lazy miko who whores herself out for 'donations'

>> No.1628878

The thought of Reimu scolding me about my d**k only makes me more aroused.

>> No.1628885

>>1628878
Yeah, me too.

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>>1628867
Some say I'm a black man who likes asses. Others say I'm a gay guy who wants to be dominated by women. In the end I don't really care.

>> No.1628898

But it's 9 AM here!

...I really should go to sleep.

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>> No.1628910

R-reimu, w-w-w-w-will you go with me to the, um, er... school dance?

>> No.1628913

needs moar fap material

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>> No.1628918

>>1628910
A MIKO CANT LEAVE THE SHRINE FAGGOT

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Reimu is the best Touhou. Prove me wrong.

>> No.1628926

>>1628918
Reimu leaves all the time to confront problems.

>> No.1628928

>>1628918
Then I'll bring the dance to her!

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>> No.1628935

Yes, I should be sleeping. It's 6 a.m., after all.
However, I need to go to Uni in 30 minutes... even though this makes me sad.
And I also really like my duck, so I'm not putting it away. Okay?

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>>1628935

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But Resort Boin isn't yuri. What's going on?

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>>1628955
I only kept the pics of the girls minus the cream cheese.

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^_^

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Shortly after she was brutally helloed by Anon?

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Ugh, I'd better sheathe my dirk and go to bed.
I need to be up early tomorrow.
I'll just overdose on pills and hope for the best~

>> No.1628986

>>1628983

Remi please Marry me, I can't sleep at night.

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>> No.1628997

>>1628610
But Reimu, only newfags try to play Touhou with a joystick! Keyboard is always superior.

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>>1628986
>>Remi please Marry me
Why?

>> No.1629002

>>1629000
So you can suck the life out of him like any normal wife.

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>> No.1629011

>>1629000
Because he cannot sleep at night.

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>>1629011
Then he should put his dxxk away and go to sleep.

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>> No.1629035

>>1629011
Wouldn't try to sleep right next to a vampire be kinda scary?
Even though it's one as moe as Remilia.

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>> No.1629052

>>1629035
Oh, come on, what's the worst that could happen? Some asshole kills your sire and after a few hours you're boning the crazy chick in the local nightclub?

>> No.1629092

>>1629035

A vampire blowjob must really suck.

>> No.1629104

>>1629092
Oh you...

>> No.1629127

>>1629092
Maybe you should cut back a bit, ZUN.

>> No.1629146

>>1629092
It something a vampire could sink her teeth into.

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>>1629092
Hope you enjoy having two extra holes to shoot sperm from.

You could form a superhero duo with that guy who shoots ants out of his dick.

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Central Command > ass

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>>1629204
>>1629210
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>> No.1629238

>>1629146

I don't care..
I need her.

>> No.1629563

>>1628976
>^_^
(If not moot=1; set fail).

>> No.1629588

>>1629563
>set fail,!moot;

Fixed.

>> No.1629612

>>1629588
You forgot #faggot.

>> No.1629622

Why would I have my dick out at 8:30 AM?

My roommate is sleeping you know...

>> No.1629648

Actually, I take back what I said earlier. Remi is an eyesore.

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