/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to go to church. The priests will be very happy to see you.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

[Anonymous No.]

First for June a best

[Anonymous No.]

>Not wanting this

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261476
Time to impregnate the priestess!

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck I forgot the subject.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261476
You made a grave error anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261494
Every time I make a OP I forget something.
I have failed you all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261494
>>16261493
Im sure we can live

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261487
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261504
Gay

[Anonymous No.]

Any other farmers here, how can Ikeep the girls from breaking my bones during sexual congress

[Anonymous No.]

I want a massively muscled minotaur with a lovely singing voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261505
You're gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261506
Drink your milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261510
No you're gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261491
But she'll only allow you to impregnate her in you convert to her religion.
How do you feel about letting the fallen goddess in to your life anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261515
Oh.
Welp, gonna have to part ways.
Can't be converting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261514
You're double gay no takebacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261515
>>16261520
I just realized what I wrote. Don't drink and post kids.

[Anonymous No.]

Cute lizards that can do some stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261538
cute slimes in bottles

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261487
What, silent hill with monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261546
I think we talked about this before....

If the entire town based the monster girls off of the inner perversions of the visitor then I'd go to the hospital and find a bunch of strongfat nurses trying to deal with too small uniforms

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261546
>>16261387

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261560
So what becomes of the ending?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261506
CARA IS THE BREAST

SOLO PICTURE WHEN?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261506
Depends, mabobo mana will do it in MGE, in EMG you just gotta get swole

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261487
You're free to get shot by your loved ones to "save" you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261487
What happens if I set up a kissing booth in the middle of the streets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261592
>Movie ending
Read the novella plebe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261601
Even Stephen King thinks the movie's ending is better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261601
You get cute abominations lining up to kiss you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261601
>movie ending
Yeah, the ending that King praised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261605
Stephen King is a plebe then. One shouldn't backpedal on your own written ending because someone thinks up le edgy ending xD. He's a literary cuck for bowing to that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261601
Sorry,

>>16261600 look >>16261607

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261592
They can turn undead.

>>16261601
The movie ending is better

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261615
Go back to /lit/ you annoying faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261600
Wendigo kisses

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261615
>sad endings are "edgy xD"
I really don't think you're in any position to be calling others "plebes."

[Anonymous No.]

Young monsters are for fucking and for molesting their poor virgin ears with H-doujin dialogue.

[Anonymous No.]

So when is the wiki site going to get the updated MGE1 western release art?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261630
How young are we talking bout here?

[Anonymous No.]

cumflate Ojou sama!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261622
Knowing oni-tengu, she's going to grow up to be busty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261643
I wanna make her feel and look like she's going to pop.

[Anonymous No.]

Cumflate has officially become worse than headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261652
It's the memes anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261652
It was always much worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261504
>>16261592
>Not wanting to be part of a group of survivors trying to find a place to take refuge
>Not wanting to be ambushed in the middle of the mist by something you can't hear nor see
>Not wanting to see the rest of the group disappear, one by one, while listening to their screams, until you're the only one standing
>Not wanting to suddenly hear a female voice behind you, calling your name

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261652
>Worse than headpats
Since when were headpats hated? headpatfags are quite tame compared to some others fags like cuddlefags.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CvqmD0CZao

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261652
But is it worse than pear-shaped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261670
You ready for this?

Cumflating a pear-shaped loli and headpatting her for taking it all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261666
I would rather end my life, Satan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261668
Head pats are just trite.
It's the sort of thing that goes hand in hand with zero-value "I wanna X a Y!" posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261646
i dont think any are independent of each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261675
No, cumflating a THICK pear shaped loli while headpatting her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261643
Extremely vanilla sex with waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261670
I love how the sudden complaints about this came out of nowhere and never seem to be more than one or two guys at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261668
I'm guessing it's that one furry who commissioned a LOT of Raiju headpat pics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261683
Egregriously vanilla sex!

[Anonymous No.]

Somebody have a imgur of those cow girls? Can't be fucked to look in the archives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261682
You misspelled thicc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261687
>never
No idea how auto correct turned ever into never but fuck it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261644
Ara-awa

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261699
Does stretchy meat still make her drool?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261703
Of course, she can't fight her instinct for some sweet meat

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261708
We are talking about anime meat, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261718
The stretchiest

[Anonymous No.]

Where can I find a cute elf to marry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261718
He's likely referring to the meat that helps her make daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261646
how much thats gonna take?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261669
If Anons ever make it to the Monster Girl universe there will be a lot of confused monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261730
Well, if it's ara-awa wendigos then I can see it happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261740
Quite a bit, I imagine, monster girls are fairly durable so whatever is done to her will leave quite a noticeable bump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261615
>Stephen King is a "plebe"
The word is "pleb" if you're not going to use the full "plebeian" you insufferable cunt. He's also an English teacher and has written dozens of best selling novels over the years, which is probably more than any of you incorrigible /lit/ fuckwits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261741
Well I'm sure the bees will appreciate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261741
Do Anons that are as dense as harem MCs exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261728
Ask your neighborhood hippy for the best local spots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261728
You don't find Elves, you just HUNT THEM LIKE FUCKING ELKS

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261728
She's very cute. Is she a teacher?
>>16261756
But those poor Ogres.
>>16261757
Some might act like that just to screw with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261638
>How young are we talking bout here?
Making loli monsters cum for the first time
Pounding a Jabberwock doggystyle and gripping her soft hips
Asking her if having her O-grader asspussy stuffed by adult cock feels good

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261741
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261741
We would hunt them down and waifu them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261741
I would immediately arm myself with a magic chastity belt and make my way to the Mist Continent to find my jinko waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261748
sounds like experimenting time

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261687
Leave them to their shit taste anon.

Words are but that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261763
Elves are for loving tenderly! Please do not even suggest such vile and barbaric things!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261670
Pear-shaped is hardly meme-tier you shitter.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to share a huge bowl of spaghetti with my Kobold waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261794
To be fair, those aren't mutually exclusive things. Doing them both at once might be difficult, but once they understand their place...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261741
>>16261764
It will all be ogre soon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj57zA7fKEQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261802
My waifu can't hold the chopsticks, so I have to feed it to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261800
It is when it comes up every single time lolis are mentioned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261822
Blame elin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261816
My waifu can't hold chopsticks either, but we don't eat spaghetti with chopsticks! I do have to feed sushi to her and our daughteru though. Sometimes it's sushi in normal people pieces and sometimes it's sushi burritos, but even though they could probably feed themselves sushi burritos they want me to do it for them anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261833
Love Elin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261822
Because it's the best body type for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261794
What about mating press for the purpose of procreation? coupled with extreme ear cuddling

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261838
Stop it, Anon, you are entering into a very flat terrain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261636
Despite the pictures we have I don't think anyone has actually scanned it yet, so never until it gets scanned

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261835
For some reason whenI read spaghetti I thought about some ramen and cup noodles.
It would be funny to see though, because my daughteru somehow managed to best them, so while waifu would be proud, she would also be jealous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261835
Hell, my waifu has to use utensils with extra large handles due to the size of her paws. I imagine chopsticks would frustrate her to no end.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261863
That sounds adorable. I'm sure my waifu could use chopsticks if she wanted to since she does all sorts of paw dexterity exercises before bed each night, but she likes it when I feed her too much to try. What's so cute about it though is that she thinks I have no idea that she could use them if she wanted to.

[Anonymous No.]

Muscle lolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261871
What's your endgame?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261878
Mahou Shoujo Monstergirl lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261888
Suicide because Whitehorns fail to exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261892
Mahou Shoujo Muscle lolis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261868
Yes, all of my waifu's and daughteru's kitchen utensils toothbrushes have big handles. Same with their toothbrushes. Their drinking glasses are also shaped irregularly so that they don't slip out of their soft, silky paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261892
Mahou Shoujo Monstergirl Hags!

[Anonymous No.]

>"Papa?! It's not what you think! I was wearing this for you! I-I mean I wasn't wearing this for you! Awawawa"
How do you react to finding your daughteru like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261688
I never understood the issue with that. That actually resulted in some good Raiju art, headpatting be damned.

Raiju's just want your love, how you will give them that love is up to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261874
Mine isn't really the patient type. She can't handle fragile things very well.
My daughteru though has some really delicate claws.

I have thought about a funny scenario where I take her on a date at a chinese restaurant. Gotta love my big lizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261678
>It's the sort of thing that goes hand in hand with zero-value "I wanna X a Y!" posts.
You aren't allowed to complain about that anon. Don't you like fun and content?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261906
Let her serve me drinks in costume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261888
Dripping wet Doe pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261845
You guys make it sound like the only body type though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261906
Find her a nice boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261906
This outfit must be part of some larger elaborate surprise she has for me because my Kobold daughteru is always proud of the outfits she puts on to show me.

>>16261909
>I have thought about a funny scenario where I take her on a date at a chinese restaurant. Gotta love my big lizard.
I hope you'd have some way of making it up to her if he gets embarrassed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261906
Have "The Talk". I know she likes that one kid nextdoor and is planning to hit on him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261871
Sproink!

It's a hop, skip and a jump!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261794

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261906
Take lots of pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261929
Somebody needs to tell those elves that bullying is mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261929
This is why elves get raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261929
So thats how elves get to be such powerful spell casters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261929
I came here for nice Elf nee-sans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261808
>once they understand their place
Which is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261920
Oh, I'm making her embarrassed in public for pulling a prank on me. I'm going to eat revenge on that restaurant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261929
I want to be bullied by elves

would they try triple snuggling me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261940
Beneath you in the missionary with the lights off or your little spoon. some fight this harder than others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261908
Commissioning the EXACT same thing over and over again is just wasted potential.

[Anonymous No.]

>Magical Girl Automaton
>Can't cast magic from her "staff"
>Uses it like a mace instead
>[Mysterious Automaton Alloy] comprises her outfit instead of the cloth seen on your typical magical girl
>Only projectile weaponry is a small shoulder mounted version of the average Automaton gun
>Has knee-mounted pilebunkers for emergency situations

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261942
I see! Nothing wrong with some playful revenge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261947
It's his money. If you want to see something else drawn maybe you could put some money towards that, or even just ask around instead of sitting around and complaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261947
On one hand I understand your point, on the other hand I fail to see the issue simply because the images aren't that alike due to various artists and artstyles.

And that's ignoring the obvious 'its his money' argument.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261911
>you're sitting on the couch with a glass of scotch in your hand and her sitting across your lap, her face is bright red.
>you bring your drink up to take a sip, which causes you to pull her in closer to you
>awawa-ing intensifies
don't tease her too much, anon

[Anonymous No.]

Please remember to think of the countless forgotten Kiki's, working hard to keep the world in order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261970
I want to adopt many kiki's and teach em how to play board games and MMO

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261970
I want to give my kiki a gym membership for a year as thanks and leave some muscle porn open on my laptop for her to see

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261970
Of course, I always pary at the nearest kiki shrine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261962
>That pic
I don't know about you, but I'd totally take Demonic energy injections to get the powers Monstergirls have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261970

[Anonymous No.]

What Undead types can withstand cold temperatures the best?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261990
because they attack you at the shrine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262000
Spectral ones don't have cold joints to worry about getting stiff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261982
Would you leave a Kiki-Stronk disc for her to find in plain sight?

>>16261977
>Kiki's playing board games and mmo's

This can only end well. Kiki's would be systematicly sweep their way through any MMO and quickly control the economy.
Though I wonder what a Kiki would play in a board game

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262000
That is one flexible corpse.
And well-dressed to boot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262000
all of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262008
They always choose the thimble or the iron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262008
Yep.
Right out in the open for her.

I'd even put her name on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262013
Corpse girls need to exercise regularly to keep rigor mortis at bay!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262019
Only Jiang-Shi have that problem, among many others like barely having any art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262046
Just give them a nice massage.

[Anonymous No.]

Elf wights are for rear spanking and mating press on a daily basis

would you waifu elf still just love you after she turned into a wight?

would she be lewder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262053
>would you waifu elf still just love you after she turned into a wight?
Any waifu would still love you after attaining Wighthood, so why ask that question?
>would she be lewder?
On top of Undead Kingdoms would be a nice change from the forest she spent centuries hobbled up in, fucking in them would be a grand experience so sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261476
Question from /tg/.

What would happen to the world if 50% of women on Earth were to turn to monster girls?

Their birth-ratio would be 50% men, 25% normal women and 25% monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261838
Have you heard of the amazing power of technicolor anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262076
I keep hearing here that wights dont stick to one man for too long unless i misinterpreted that

I mean she literally died in some accident while you were away and was re-animated as a wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262079
That's not how it works. Monstergirls can only give birth to monstergirls. It's the CG's only saving grace against the DL. Kindly learn the lore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262079
Marriage rates go up, divorce and suicide rates plummet, and the world's culture becomes a great deal more sexual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262083
Nice, I didn't know Barb colored that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262079
>>16262089

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262079
Monstergirls can only give birth to monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262087
I think you're retarded anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I love spiders!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262083
>Dat translucency on the left
>Sweating.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262100
I like them to look a little more deadly.

[Anonymous No.]

So there are a couple of us who commission art of our favorite monster girls

But what kind of art do you think do you think they commission of us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262107
Glory shots of me at work, or coming out of the water all majestic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262098
Anon he's giving you a hypothetical situation. If half the women in the world suddenly became monstergirls without explanation and they had a birthrate of 25% monstergirls, 25% humangirls, and 50% human boys, what would happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262107
I would like to imagine I get drawn playing music. Or even writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262079
Doesn't work on any level.

Biologically, it wouldn't work, and the way MGE works, the corruption that makes them sexy women means anything they fuck gets monsterized. No human women full stop and men become monsterized charicatures of regular human men in the same way that the humanoid female monsters like elves or dwarves are different than their original counterparts.

Humans from monsters is always extra retarded in any case. You don't sound like you're from /tg/ either since this sort of thing gets discussed all the time there about bog standard fantasy universes that make halfbreeds or have incompatible races.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262079
>If 50% of the population turned into monstergirls
There'd be a third world war overnight, Arab nations would actually implode in on themselves.

It'd actually be kind of a win-win because the niggers and arabs would be too busy being raped stupid to do shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262107
Anon blindfolded, tied up, and extensively molested by fluffy tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262107
None because my waifu has better money sense than I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262107
Probably POV cuddling and vanilla stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262119
Do you think some monstergirls would commission art of them fucking other girls husbandos out of spite?
Because I could totally see shitposters from /hbg/ doing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262053
>Wights are for rear spanking and mating press on a daily basis

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262107
Not of me, that's for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262046
All that exercise gives them nice, toned bodies.

[Anonymous No.]

Making fun of a titty elf for having such a big chest! then proceed to grope and fondle her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262107
Oh you know.

Their version of Hootch and Fatalpulse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262148
Going to mating press the Jiang-Shi. Going to make her all warm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262113
Then I sprout wings out of my asshole and fly for the honor of Valhalla. You can make anything up you like if you're going off cannon, but if you have a question about the setting we can help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262107
I can see her getting some embarrassing stuff of me. Maybe one or two serious one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262150
I think I know that image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262107
Anon sitting as his desk, in a nice suit, at his office job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262155
I'm not the guy who posed the question anon, I was just trying to clear up what he was trying to say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262089
>>16262098
>MGE is the only monstergirl setting

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262193
Female-only race is pretty much the difference between proper monstergirls and regular female monsters that just happen to be fuckable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262193
> MGE
> MonMusume
> MGQ
> lulwhatisgrekoromanliterature

It's the cannon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262193
This >>16262198
Anyways it seems like you want generic fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262153
>Faceless fat old monster girls gangbanging and recording young anon giving the peace sign
>Drugs, corruption, mind break and hardcore bondage
Only the dead can know peace from this evil
>mg version of Hootch does a drugs/mindbreak doujin of their equivalent of Yotsubato

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262198
Just because monstergirls can give birth to regular human boys doesn't somehow make them not monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262204

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262202
>MonMusume
You may want to rethink that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262202
>MonMusume
Nigga you're braindead.

[Anonymous No.]

>Vampire meeting a human man in a cravat and black evening jacket with silvery white hair and beard
>Thinks he's the genuine article vampire like her
>Turns out he's just an actor wearing false fangs, but she gets off on the dark fantasy anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262207
It really does. But somebody else can argue with you about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262204
>Young boys dying

That would kill the monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262203
Regular Fantasy
>Monsterboys
>Regular monsters
>Most female monsters are furry or horrifying
>All monsters want to kill/eat humans
>Monsters still don't give birth to humans

Monstergirl Fantasy
>No monsterboys
>Almost all monsters replaced with monstergirls
>Monstergirls are cute and sexy
>Monstergirls only want to fuck and marry human men
>Monstergirls may or may not give birth to humans depending on the setting

Yeah, no. I'm pretty sure it's monstergirl fantasy I want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262235
You got it right except for this.
>Monstergirls may or may not give birth to humans depending on the setting

Ib4 "incubi are humans"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262239
Isn't that what KC says?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262087
>I keep hearing here that wights don't stick to one man for too long
No you don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262242
No. They're monsterized human men and are a unique creature that has the energy of both human monster. They just look pretty close to the same, like corrupted demi races and Eros servants.

KC has also overwritten the passing stuff the Wandering Scholar said to that effect since introducing the Chaos girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262243
As I said, he's retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262247
See, I'm pretty sure I remember KC trying to say: "No Incubi are totally humans, just slightly corrupted so that they're better in every way!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262251
The same way that "It's totally not brainwashing, just your secret desire to be a total slut awakening!"

That was the MGE1 stuff anyway which if you read the paragraph, it actually says that the Wandering Scholar calls them human because of the same reason he makes no encyclopedia distinction between normal and corrupted monster in the profiles despite mentions of the different kinds, where the rest of humanity classifies incubi as monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

I WANT TO BE BULLIED BY SNAKES

[Anonymous No.]

How do you fluster a oni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262265
tunnel snakes rule!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262239
>>16262247
Incubi are human

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262266
Indirect beer kiss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262274
here we go again

[Anonymous No.]

DARK
MAGE
WHEN?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262274
Whatever helps you sleep at night Mr. Squidward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262266
Tell her how cute she looks wearing that frilly dress she hates but wore for you anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262266
push her down and pour water on her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262270
>A lamia will never coil you up and give you a forced lapdance and striptease
>She'll never get her sisters to join her in relieving you of your virginity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262274
Stop replying you idiot. Report and ignore.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261652
Let the thread ruin every fetish conceivable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262298
SHOVEL THE SNOW SHOVEL THE SNOW SHOVEL THE SNOW SHOVEL THE SNOW SHOVEL THE SNOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262285
NEVER EVER

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262285
After Trumpart and Atlach-Nacha

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262306
Fuck that. I'll pay that peppy Moose girl down the road to do that. I'm staying inside cuddling my Wyvern until the Satanic sky ice is gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262107
Playing with daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262315
TOO BAD I DONT HAVE A FIRE BREATHER, WOULD MAKE SHOVELING THIS 1 TON PILE OF WHITE BULLSHIT EASIER

[Anonymous No.]

Do you remember what was the first MG related image you saved? i had this since years ago before i had an idea of what onis or mosnter girls were

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262322
probably something of the Zora princess from Zelda

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262295
>telling someone to report actual MGE discussion
That's either a whole new level of retarded or a dirty trick to get that guy a vacation for false reporting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262321
Again, just find a Moose and give her a couple bucks. She'll have your driveway cleared no problem.

Alternatively, you could probably pay her with a muffin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261652
>implying it wasn't always

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262322
No, but I remember my first MG-related boner

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262322
Damn, that's a tough one to remember. The most memorizable for me was probably the Hellhound and Cheshire top rape pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262322
From a thread on /x/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262342
I don't remember Inque being quite so voluptuous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262284
They're just enhanced humans, if anything. Do we call the monster husbands who're changed to their waifu's tastes monsterboys as well? Are we really this autistic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262298
someone saved the edit i made

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262350
That's the best part about amorphous waifus

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262364
Slimes are just cheaters when it comes to body fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262369
Such a damn shame Funk's a slave to the furrybucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262298
Find a nice Yeti to bundle up with and ride out the blizzard

[Anonymous No.]

i want to nibble on her ears!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262378
>>16262380
An elf's ears are her cutest features, no matter the type!
I want to cuddle a High Elf Ojou-sama and massage her ears while she blushes!

[Anonymous No.]

What would your reaction be to human girls trying to trick poor innocent anons into bed by pretending to be MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262375
Unfortunate, but if I could live off of charging furries too much money for drawings

I'd

Well

I'd consider it at least?

[Anonymous No.]

Will you take responsibility?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262321
>Fargo Man Arrested for attempting to melt snow in driveway with homemade flamethrower

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262396
Where's that one greentext?
The answer is "yes" by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

Tomboy Onis are the oni ones for me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262389
You act like karma wouldn't strike them by causing them to actually become monstergirls.
Though now I'm imagining a chubby human nerd kidnapping a boy to rape so she can become a monstergirl and drown him in her love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262402
No imagedumping senpai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262417
im elf posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262412
What is it about fantastic skin colors than is so great?

[Anonymous No.]

Someone who speaks moonrunes, is crabman opening up more chances to be drawn with your waifu?

https://twitter.com/okayado1215/status/809066118098796544

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262418
Same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262418
You're wasting images you retarded faggot, stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262380
>>16262378
>>16262402
>Alien and two filthy halfbreeds

Where's the beef?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262421
I have no idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262421
They're exotic and inhuman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262425
no image posting allowed on an image board!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262425
He's definitely new unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262431
Like monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262425
>>16262435
>Posting images of perfectly fine waifus is "wasting them"
For fuck's sake it's not like he's posting unrelated reaction images.
Stop whining and talk about how cute elves are!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262412

[Anonymous No.]

These are your waifus now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262331
Unfortunately talking about a few different things that are actually part of MGE here will still start flame wars.
You're right though, asking people to report it is stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262445
Mmmmm nope. Still don't like ayyylmaos

Unless they're really basic shit like Twi'lek or Asari, I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262438
Exactly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262445
Xenos aren't monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262445
They don't have enough legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262445
We don't take kindly to 40kiddies or aliens around around here, friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262107
>Snake girl who has her human boy daki pit and a shrine dedicated to her husbando, and spends her nights tightly clinging onto her daki in hopes she gets him one day
>Gazer who somehow manages to get a whole bunch of art of her human boy all the time but sometimes forgos eating to fund her commissions
>Mom and daughter duo who commission bizzare latex images of their husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262444
Oh geez I got a tent in my pants.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to marry a snake and start a family.

I want to be constricted by smooth, cool scales and soft skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262433
>>16262440
/jp/ is a slow board, and we can only post 300 images per thread, but since your newfaggotry is blatant it's easy to tell that you aren't aware of those facts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262473
>Imagefaggotry
Oh boy, it's been a while since we had this but it's never been this stupid!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262473
i've been on /jp/ longer than you. i didnt know that monster girl fans were this autistic over their threads. I guess I'll just go back to vns and 2hu if you are going to cry because somebody is posting related images in a thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262452
>Xenos aren't monstergirls
Draenei are pretty MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262457
I for one welcome our new alien overlords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262471
Are you willing to sacrifice some of your bones to start a family?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262477
Are you the guy that spams new threads the moment a thread reaches 300 images?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262480
He's a shitposter anon, don't pay him any mind.
Besides, we're early in the thread and we haven't even used half of our images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262480
its just courtesy, mate. We have to save our images as much as possible to keep one thread alive as long as possible.

been doing it forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262486
How dare you even think that I'm that shitbird.
I just understand that we can use images if they're on topic and elves are on topic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262491
Tough shit, blatant image dumps are always frowned up on in these threads even if the images are topical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262489
Conserving Images =/= getting assravaged over people posting on topic images anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262482
Nah. No more than Vulcans are elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262480
>>16262489

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262496
Oh come on, they're space goats

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262493
>Image Dump
he posted FOUR gifs anon.
Talking to a brick wall would be more intelligent conversation than this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262494
not that guy so dont blame me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262497
so why haven't you left yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262496

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262494
Not him but when there's only 1.5 images per person in the thread and somebody starts dumping, it has a pretty big effect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262507
Okay, seriously anon? Not on topic.

>>16262509
Oh god you somehow got worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>nobody remembers that time a guy decided to spam dragongirl images before taking the hint that he should've made an imgur album

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262517
that was yesterday

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262514
How the hell is it not on topic when she's literally a monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262507
Pretty crappy goat picture, honestly

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262518
I'm referring to an incident that occurred a few months ago, not yesterday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262500
Alien means not monstergirl. Doesn't mean they're not sexy or but they're not on topic. Blizzard stuff isn't any big loss anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262520
Because she isn't, she's an ayylmao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262520
ayys dont count, never have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262459
I like to believe/hbg/ has just as many husbandofags as there are waifufags here

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262500
Ayylmaos still aren't MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262528
>>16262529
>Not understanding how the Nether works

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262528
>>16262529
This

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262517
I remember him. It was the rabbid dragonfag I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262535
>still thinking anyone gives a shit
Not allowed, end of discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262452
Neither were robots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262526
>>16262534
This is stupid

Would you consider the Night Elves to be MGs? You should since they're even less human than normal elves

Well a draenei is a night elf with cloven hooves, horns and a tail. All things that are acceptable here

You guys are idiots

I mean fucking orcs (in WoW) are as much aliens as draenei and nobody gets autistic about them

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262544
Have you considered that this isn't a WoW thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262541
What're you going to do? Cry me a river?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262543
And then we got an official robot Monstergirl. So when KC makes an actual alien monstergirl from outer fucking space, then aliens will be allowed.
Chaos girls don't count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262544
Nobody posts WoWshit but the one guy who never shuts up about blueberry elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262550
Im going to ignore you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262551
Automatons are Magitek Golems, not regular robots. So it hasn't changed anything really.

[Anonymous No.]

So
I like to think that a salamander's tail is sensitive to normal touching.
I wonder how it feels to rub salamander tail? must be a tad different to the lizardgirl/dragon tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262549
Have you considered that draenei are satyrs but better cause they're blue/purple/white?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262551
>Chaos Girls don't count
No shit, Shoggothes for the most part are from Earth to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262560
The burning part must have a quite exquisite feel, but it would be hard to touch considering they would probably start burning even harder the closer you came.

[Anonymous No.]

good night anons and remember to at least pour 3 gallons of love inside your waifu every day

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262569
But what about burning the thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262571
It's already on fire. Just kick back and grab a beer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262571
Have we started the fire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262571
Invincible monster girls are running around raping our churches, burning our women

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262575
We didn't start the fire. It's always been burning since the world's been turning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262576
They are cooking our crops,corrupting our women and bringing daugherus into our homes

are we gonna stay still and do nothing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262559
>So it hasn't changed anything really.
Except you can post all the robots you want now

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262575
The fire rises.

Better eat an eclair from Claire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262560
Its things like this where I again A salamander stunned in pleasure as her husband molests the fuck out of her tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262573
I don't drink that much.

>>16262575
It's quite cold, so maybe a fire is nice.

>>16262576
Are they OC lilims?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262560
The scales would probably feel extremely similar to a lizardman's, but there'd be a feeling like sticking your hand under a heat lamp that would intensify the closer you got or the more worked up she became.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262551
I don't see why we shouldn't allow xenos. Are we really just going to wait for KC to give us one, so we know we're allowed to talk about them?

What's wrong with space goats? They's as monstergirl as say, a satyr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262582
Except not, though. Automatons are just Warforged. They have very little to do with actual robotics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262585
I imagine*
fuck me im out of it this morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262590
Considering the shit that faggots slap on to those space goats, I'd say not allowing them and other Xenos is justified.

In that regard just make a WoW thread on /d/ for that kinda shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262590
its silly but that's how it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262596
>Considering the shit that faggots slap on to those space goats
I love Draenei so this probably pisses me off even more than you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262590
It's an effective policy to keep this place from being overrun by non-monstergirls. Like that old Quarian spammer we used to have. This is the monstergirl thread, not the nonhuman thread. Just wanting to stick your dick in something doesn't qualify it as a monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262590
There's some pretty disgusting xeno stuff out there

But so long as we basically adhere to anti-furry rules none of that shit should be acceptable anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262591
Then tell that to all the robot-posters who have come in, or grown more vocal since automaton was released.

>>16262596
This isn't justification. Faggots slap shit on everything. Faggots slap cocks on monstergirls and have them peg monsterboys. It doesn't mean we stop posting monstergirls.

>>16262601
Until KC makes it one. Is the definition of a monstergirl really "KC drew it"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262601
I'm now reminded of that fag that'd post that scaly from X-Com 2, and even made a rather long post detailing how we should accept them.
Hell, he even made a thread that had one as an OP that fucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262609
Just go make a Xeno thread on some other board faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262611
I love the XCOM-2 snakes

It proved to me that even though I love lamia the most out of any monstergirl race, I'm still nothing even approaching a furry because they did absolutely nothing for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262613
To be honest I'm not even saying this because I care about draenei. I'm saying this because I wanna talk about demon hunters but the whole "No draenei" thing translates to a "No Warcraft" thing. But demon hunters are fucking cool dammn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262609
>Is the definition of a monstergirl really
My definition has always been a female race with a fantasy or mythological basis. But that's just me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262609
There are Xeno threads on /aco/ if you want alien girls anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262620
Warcraft is pretty bottom of the barrel. But I'd say the same thing about all the Monster Hunter fags so meh. If they're not aliens then go for it I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262620
I don't think demon hunters are cool, but the strange skin and glowing tattoos thing has been a real turn on for me ever since Midna

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262620
Tough luck then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262623
There are succubus threads on /x/. Does that mean if you want to talk about succubi, you can't do it here? The only difference is whether or not KC drew it.

KC hasn't drawn a pheonix yet. Am I allowed to talk about them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262633
>The only difference is whether or not KC drew it.

No. The difference is whether it came from outer space or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262633
Again, Xenos aren't monstergirls. Succubi and Phoenixes are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262596
>Considering the shit that gets slapped on them
You can just as easily ignore that shit unless you go full Bob-tier faggotry and make them actual dickgirls with no female genitalia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262596
>Considering the shit that faggots slap on to those space goats
This is the real problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262650
Which happens a lot

And doesn't excuse dick in the first place

>>16262651
Futa faggots deserve to die

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262637
What about Aisha clanclan? I've seen people defending posting pictures of her.

Out of space or from another planet? Because MGE isn't happening on earth. All girls would be aliens technically. Xenos.

[Anonymous No.]

Xenofags are insufferable.

[Anonymous No.]

are succubuts good JENGA players?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262656
Xeno is relative to the homeworld, always has been. Aisha like many old popular things is talked about sometimes but is not on topic. She only ever comes up in a "When I was a little kid I got X fetish from Y" situations anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Living weapons are fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262663
Nobody is a good player
you are either lucky or a loser, such is the way of jenga

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262651
But it isn't. We're the most hostile environment on this website when it comes to futa. Why would it make any difference?

Sure there's an argument to be made for quantity, but if it's just the fact that people like slapping dicks on them, .less has drawn futa hellhounds before. We still post them.

>>16262664
Fair enough. I just remember pointing out at one point that she was technically a xeno and shouldn't be posted. Got met with faggots jumping down my throat. I have the impression that there are double standards at play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262657
>He doesn't want a Xenomorph to give him a pharyngael jaw blowjob
Step it up fampire, you'll never out-fetish me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262670
I'd like an automaton that watches me sleep. Records it too, for later use.

[Anonymous No.]

Are entities from other dimensions xenos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262706
I wonder if sneaky MG good at breaking into places could sell footage of cute boys sleeping. Not even being raped in their sleep, just sleeping. I bet nightmares and succubi could get some special wet dream videos pretty easily though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16260980
>>16261004

....at least I have chicken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262725
Too cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262725
Spooked wyverns a cute. They can kill by causing a heart attack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262725
That's some damn cool armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262725
care to do a birthday ryu doodle

[Anonymous No.]

What if Hajime Katoki drew an Automaton?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262738
Legs for days? Cute, narrow waists?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262725
>Leeroy, Krashim and the massive flamer raid leader from the other onyxia video go hunting dragons

[Anonymous No.]

If Mamomo mana had you hibernate during the winter with your waifu, letting you cuddle for three months straight, would you do it? Any commitments you have would obviously be ignored during those months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262741
I wouldn't mind that at all.
Also, don't forget the decals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262737
It's better to request in the blue moon chance that drawfags are actively taking them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262747
>Also, don't forget the decals.
You'd have to make those yourself if you know what I mean, wink wink, nudge nudge.

I'm thinking tribal style semen art. I hope you have good blast control or at least a nice set of brushes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262737
Here is a nice Ryu dreaming about you and birthday cakes, Anon. She wishes you were there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262744
>Leeroy, Krashim go into Wyvern-Mama's cave
>Krashim gets feared into the whelp caves
>Leeroy runs in
>Both of them come out covered in spooked loliverns with the raid yelling at them
>THAT'S A FUCKING 50 DKP MINUS
>WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262725
>chicken

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262585
>>16262588
>salamander struggling to stay calm while anon goes to town on her tail
>"Let me go! were supposed to be fighting."
>Anon tells her that she's weak if the lets a grapple like this beater.
>the tail gets hotter as the salamander struggles harder out of arousal

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262764
I didn't mean that raid leader and not that flaming either. I saw the other less known video on /v/ once, the raid leader sounded like the most stereotypical flaming faggot possible and boss glitched out and killed them all or something.

[Anonymous No.]

By some circumstance or other, your waifu has found herself in a situation in which she can monsterize a defenseless human girl.

Does she take it, and if so, does she enjoy it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262777
I tell you to fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262777
fuck off shoggy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262777
If it means having sex with someone other then her husband, then no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262777
>Another for the harem
As long as the girl was into me, Id give her the all green

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262777
>Dragon waifu makes defenseless human girl fight
>If she manages to draw just a single drop of blood from waifu she may drink it and get a bit of that dragon mana on her

I guess my waifu would enjoy it depending on how good the girl is with a weapon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262777
Yknow, a dormouse offering a girl some tea would probably be pretty effective. She might do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262799
>Anon thinks Dragon's blood works like Ushi blood
>Because that's how his waifu's blood works

>"It was about that time I noticed she was an arachnid from the Showa era"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262830
A fine hybrid species for dragonia.

[Anonymous No.]

Look at this pretty office dog!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261718

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262842
she can ask me to work overtime any day of the week

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262843
What a cute mother, father and daughter conversation. I hope that Wendy grows up to be a nice and responsible awa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262830
How else would girls monsterize into dragons?
Eating scales? Bathing in one's hoard? Screaming? Hardcore lilim magic? The fastest way is probably by mixing their blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262843
She's hogging all that meat to herself, How greedy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262855
Hardcore lilim magic unless there's something special mentioned in the Dargonia book. Dragons are rare for a reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262855
>Hardcore lilim magic
This. KC even said in one Q&A that dragons were one of the few kinds of monsters like Baps that cannot be created through normal corruption.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262859
And do you think a dragon would just go around giving blood to humans in order to spread their own race? The human must prove herself by drawing blood from the dragon herself!

>>16262860
I got an OC lilim in hands and I'm not afraid to use her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262864
Not Donna Stella! She's the most OC of all OC lilims!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262868
Guess who it is? It's the amazing green lilim and her best friend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262842
I feel like bending her over her desk, shoving my face deep between those big brown cheeks and then soon afterwards, fucking her ragged. Then we go back to working late into the night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262860
>>16262855
Keep in mind that rituals are a thing in MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262875
Yeah, for lamias and you need a boatload of them. Doesn't work with some upper tier monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262875
Fighting rituals and blood pacts.

[Anonymous No.]

>Come home from work.
>Relax for 7 hours before heading back out to work
>Come home and get ready for a drive that'll last five hours total tomorrow.

I wonder how a dragon would react to me almost never being home with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262777
She's just grabbing a quick bite to eat. Nothing to worry about.

Of course she enjoys it. Food is tasty.

When we do it together, it goes on for hours. There's real passion involved in that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262882
Either would cuddle lock you or get things ready so when you two are together you would enjoy 100% of your time together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262882
Poorly

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262876
Think about it man
why ould it just be for the snakes? granted you need a shit ton of power for it, but dragons are meat to be rare and broken, so they fit the bill

I would assume someone like the dragon queen could be able to pull it off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262888
>Cuddling together and hanging out after work
Would be nice, although operation "Keep Him Home with Leg Locks" would be difficult to break out of considering all the muscle she'd have.

>>16262889
How poorly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262843
Could I just poke my head out of that cloak any time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262890
KC literally said they are one of the few monsters that need a lilim to corrupt someone into.

If anything, dragon's own mana not being completely merged with mamanobama would fuck up any corruption anything since they themselves are not completely transformed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262895
Anon, you are the cloak

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262897
And I can poke my body out of that hammerspace void whenever I damn well please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262894
Not just leg locks. Tail, wings and arm locks too.
All you can do is surrender to her and hope that she calms down by feeling you up. She would wake up very sad though if you escaped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262896
Seeing as ive aready got plans and they don't involve a lilim. I might just have to power on through with the now confirmed head cannon.

or incorporate a lilim somehow but that seems a bit odd at this point

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262896
I guess no dragon fighting for me huh? Get the lilim basher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262903
But I have to go to work!
I can't let the people there down!

Who else will drive out there and get the site setup?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262912
Someone I guess. You belong to your dragon and that's all that matter. You can even use your phone once you master her scales and grip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262914
B-but I can't let them down!
I want to help!
I need to help!

I'll have to wiggle my way out of it and make it up to her by letting her do what she wants with me all weekend and the three days I have off after it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262896
Well I got an idea that fits the canon. Still, that cripples a decent chunk of monsterization possibilities

[Anonymous No.]

I want an Amelia Bedelia Kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262843
We need more cute family pictures like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262922
Dont break your back trying to adhere that close to the rules.

If you have your own way of making dragons then use it. I came here to see girls turned into monsters, Just don't be too stupid about the method

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262737

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262922
>that cripples a decent chunk of monsterization possibilities

The only stuff it affects is, baphomets, dragons, chaos girls, arch imps, pharaohs, all the angels, eros followers, apophi. Mostly things that are on the super powered end of the scale or uncorrupted creatures from different gods. Which is something most people already know anyway. A woman getting splashed by valkyrie blood isn't going to turn into a valkyrie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262931
That ryu is cute.
Wonder what she wants to tell anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262931
Oh fucking cute! Thanks!
I really wonder what it is she wants. Go ahead, let it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262933
I fucked that up. Chaos girls can make more chaos girls. But lilims can't make chaos girls or angels out of humans, that sort of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262725
Loli Wyverns are cute!
CUTE!

>>16262738
>>16262741
Legs for days indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262931
Are you doing more?
Feel free to disregard my post if you aren't: >>16261950

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262843
That's a big, bushy tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262933
I just mean that using a lilim for some of the higher end stuff seems a little boring.

As much as I love lilims, I don't like the idea of having to use them every time I get an idea of high tier monsterization.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262725
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262952
>Legs for days indeed.
Would Automatons have thick squishy thighs to allow intercrural?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread, instead, remember that even winter girls need to warm up.
Preferably with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262961
Higher tier monserization plain shouldn't happen honestly. The lilim card is just the "I'm a lesser god and I'll do what I want" card. It's why those creatures are rare and stay rare. They have abysmal reproduction rates for the same reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262967
I want a genki dire Cheshire to slip under my covers for nonsexual cuddling!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262977
That is also good, she'd probably let out happy little snickers as she cuddles you with her big, strong arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262964
Anything less would be a complete design failure that no true artist would allow to pass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262968
You just have to keep within reason.

For example, a woman would become a dragon if the dragons find her worthy they or adopted a human child.

This doesnt have to be common. dragons are famous for being hard to please, as such. dragons taking on women to become dragons would be a significant event.

I feel like Using the lilims for every unnatural born dragon cheapens it a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262967
I have to work in 4 hours and I was supposed to sleep 3 hours ago but I can't stop talking today.
I wish my dragon lady would just knock me out with a tail slap and cuddle my unconscious body. I burned my own life down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262967
Hopefully there's a better way of attracting Yuki-Onnas without getting lost in a snow storm. It seems like their territories intersect quite a bit.
I'd probably need to convince her to let me out to take my last few exams, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263000
You can do whatever you want in your headcanon. I was just explaining the mechanics of MGE and why they are that way. Heck, in my personal setting, there is no mamanobama and corruption is almost nonexistant because the secrets to that magic were lost through the successive generations of demon lords. But that's the beauty of headcanon, we keep it in our heads, not in the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263000
How would dragons monsterize a woman?
KC has already outlined the methods of monsterization.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262980
She'd probably wrap me up in her arms and hold me like a teddy bear.
Being between her big soft breasts and pressed against her abs while feeling her chest rise and fall with her breathing would be like a dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263015
>we keep it in our heads, not in the thread.
That's dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263015
>we keep it in our heads, not in the thread
But my imagination is super autismal when it comes to Automatons, hence why I splurge about it in the threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263019
Nothing good ever came from shoving pure personal headcanon into the thread. I don't even mean threadcanon memes, I mean people's personal views. If that stuff gets used in a story and people discuss the story, that can be good. But "I want it this way and I think it should be X" never is.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw I'll never be captured and interrogated by armed Elves and monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263029
I guess you've got a point there, to an extent.

[Anonymous No.]

Drinks are on the house everyone!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck a reverse trap

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263000
>>16263016
Have either of you read scalebound? that might be where this talk is coming from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263051
Dhampirs are your best bet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263051
>You have attracted the attention of a large group of alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263047
What manner of strange Dark Elf bar is this?

And thanks for the drink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263047
Double Manhattan with Rye, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262777
Of course. The tribe needs more strong warriors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263054
I have read it. But Beast has yet to explain how she got her corruption. All we know is from Cyrus's musing that she was "blessed" with dragon power.

For all we know His donut could be the reason. It would make sense as Beast tends to stick to cannon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263028
Machines are probably the ideal autist waifu, to be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263067
>For all we know His donut could be the reason
That would make more sense than you think. Selene loves fighting and the dragons in the story are holding a tournament. I'd bet she would show up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263051
Do you think theres some weird sabbath potion/wonderland drug for that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263047
Is that a very tiny glass or a very large woman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263047
Anyone got a ladder?

[Anonymous No.]

Thick catgirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263085
does it matter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263097
doesn't really look like a cat

[Anonymous No.]

I want to raise a big happy family with this snek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263079
Do you prefer scalebound or Burning edge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263103
That cat's made for Paizuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263103
>human ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263105
Scalebound. Cyrus seems like a fun MC and I like dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263113
didn't even notice, was looking at the patch of purple pubes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263118
damn, did it again. I need to stop drinking

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263074
That they are, and to think my obsession with Automatons stems from my desire to have a step up from mecha musume stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263105
Not him but scalebound.
Though I wonder why there's a fight in everything Beast has done lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263122
Not surprising
Beast Loves Salamanders and monsters that fight. what's more surprising is that Ogre or vanilla lizard girl don't have roulette stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263133
I thought it was the Demons he likes.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you ever wondered what a dating service in MGC would be like?
You'd probably fill out a survey of interests, fetishes, body types and monstergirl types and then be paired off with a monstergirl who's as close to your survey as possible.
Then they stick you in a room together and let her "get a taste" of you to see if she likes you, which amounts to letting her pull down your pants and blow you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263153
Too lewd, I'm not a cheap slut. We're going on a date, I want to hit the range and see if she can shoot. Or at least to the bar

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263142
I believe it was both.
Speaking of which, anyone got that badly drawn salamander Beast always posted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263159
But anon, how will she know if you even like her if she doesn't know your sexual compatibility?
Do it anon! Reverse Corrupt the monstergirl with romance!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263153
Hate to see the procedure for a self-proclaimed 'free lunch'

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262670
>mfw read that comic years ago
Did it receive any updates as of late? I was hoping to get back into that series but I worry of a dip in quality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263169
We'll do it the old fashioned way, if she doesn't like it, she can kick rocks. Or slither rocks. Or fly away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262967
I agree, especially since my biggest difficulty is staying cool even when It's already cold out. I'd love to have a cute undead or lamia/reptilian monster girl to absorb my excess heat as we cuddle. The only question would be which girl to choose, for they're are so many great choices out there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262777
Sure. Why not? I'd help her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263164
you mean this one or the one with the fucked face

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263174
Trust me anon, if you end up in that room you're walking out with a waifu.

>>16263189
But anon, it's all moving so fast! She might blush with how forward you're being with her!
What girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263208
Jinko, or perhaps another suitably muscled big girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263164
Do you mean this wone or the one with the messed up face?
He should take this to /i

[Anonymous No.]

I want a muscle dormouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263211
Just imagine it anon, a tall blushing Jinko asking if she can hold your hand during a date, still somewhat disbelieving that you'd let her do something so intimate with her without being raped first.
Monstergirls would probably go wild for that sort of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263153
I don't see why the second part is necessary if you already share that many interests and so forth and monster girls are really good at meshing with people already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263216
>/i/
Not him, but isn't /i/ the reason .less draws doofy stonefaces now? Or am I mixing it up with /ic/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263222
In reality, it's to let her mark you with her scent and get a taste for your semen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263220
I feel like I would probably interlock my fingers with those big ass claws of hers, and rub her paw pads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263223
/ic/ is why .less is shit now, yes. I don't think anyone actually uses /i/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263228
Do you want a blushing Jinko anon? Because that's how you get a blushing Jinko.
It's also how you get a heartpupiling titfuck or more on the first date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263231
I just suggested it to improve the work. /i is pretty chill compared to /ic
I believe it could be a real beauty if Beast actually cared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263225
In that case why end there
Why not spend the rest of the day in there making sure her scent is absolutely all over you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263240
no fucking for at least a month. Only snuggles, chuffs, handholding and massages. That way when we finally do the dirty, it'll be her in a maid outfit tied up with ropes, and she'll still find a way to fuck me through the mattress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263245
It's for when you walk out of the building. Make sure everyone knows who you belong to.
No reason you can't go to her place and spend the rest of the day fucking.

>>16263254
Is there something beyond heartpupils anon? Because you might just get to see it with how romantically you're treating that Jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

I browse these threads all day, and I never knew this Latenight drew this Lilim right here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263259
Heart pupils and heart tails.
I'm going to treat her right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263260
yeah thats the handholding fetish daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263263
Long tails and ears for hats!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSJd9eJWBtg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263266
I know that, but the I posted was drawn on the 29th of November during the current year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263270
Oh damn, I didn't realize that first one wasn't even the same picture. Two drafts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262714
Not if they're from the Earths of those dimensions.

[Anonymous No.]

What is your waifu's ultimate technique?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263292
<insert MGQ sex move title here>

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263292
Minion rush. She sends her army of minions to rush the target while she carries me to safety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263292
Frankenstiener.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263292
In a tight pinch, she can engulf her opponent, restrain them, and surround them with infinite psychedelic horrors.

She calls it the mastah control technique

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263298
what kind of minions does she have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263309
Gobbos, Hobgobbos, P'Orcers, Ogres. The kind you use when raiding for a living.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263313
She's the dungeon boss sort then. Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263292
That effect is very spot-on to how Gil uses his Gate of Babylon in Ufotable Fate stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263318
I believe that was the animators intention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263315
She's too smart to have a dungeon though, that just attracts adventurers and there's no use for any of those until the wee one is older.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263321
Your waifu sounds like a tough lady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263324
Suppose that's one of them racial qualities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263292
she lifts a single foot up to my face and grins
It gets me every time

[Anonymous No.]

So I've talked to several people, and the lowest price quote I can get for printing the 7 meter Loen daki is is $240 from CuddlyOctopus for a 2way tricot print.

Custom daki shit is expensive

I'm finally in a house again and have enough room in my bed for more then one daki, so I'm gonna go through with it I think.

I just wanted to say thank you guys for giving me the initial idea, It's super comfy and I think anyone already pathetic enough to be a filthy waifufag should also get cartoon pillows of their imaginary wives, it makes sleeping really nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263292
The Spider Monkey!

[Anonymous No.]

Guys I tried to show a Wurm those old Fleischer Superman cartoons so she'd turn into a superhero, but she was so blown away by the animation she's now an Art Wurm.
Can Art Wurms shape reality? Does life imitate art, or does art imitate life?

[Anonymous No.]

living in the scandanavian mountains with a Whitehorn!

https://youtu.be/pWTSK5waNs8

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263327
All right.

Dragon, Lilim, or Wyvern?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263341
You have to WANT to fuck like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263345
>Consider the following, Anon-kun...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263354
Dragon. Why would a Wyvern have minions? They're creatures of justice, of law and order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263341
You'd have to have a very flexible dong to pull this off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263357
She sneaks up behind them, does a hand stand, and JAMS IT IN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263341
My penis literally cannot bend down that far. I think you either need to stretch the upper penile tendon for that to be possible (no more standing at attention when erect) or do the old cut the tendon penis enhancement surgery (same as above but gain an inch in length)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263362
>>16263366
There is much to teach you, young grasshopper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263363
Fucking loli kakuens man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263375
Loli Kakuens are the ones that leap into the arms of their childhood friends, leglock them, and kiss them on the nose.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you an invoker?
Monster girls who are obsessed with magic are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263345
I wanna press my face through the white, frosty, and nice-smelling hair of a whitehorn and kiss her neck! Then I wanna bite her ears!

Then I'll kick back and enjoy as my seat warmer kicks up a few degrees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263339
I've thought about getting a custom daki of the waifu, but I'll probably wait until I get my own place to save my folks the embarrassment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263339
What a looney you are. My bed is already full of kitties who knead my belly and occasionally dick with their claws out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263388
Loli Kakuen are a menace!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263392
I would an evoker, a summoner, a necromacer, and anything else. Magic is fun for everyone.

My waifu likes to polymorph into other species and test their libidos and natural kinks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263409
pull tail firmly

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263339
Glad you are doing good anon.
I have escaped hell, Im free again after so long. Wait for me wockfag(s), wonders await.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263339
Don't feel bad if it's what you want, miaafag. I've spent almost 4K getting the parts to make my latest electrostatic amp, and that's a barebones self-actualized build. It would be 15K at least from a proper external source. Pretty crazy to spend that much on sound when my jeep is worth less than 5K but sometimes you just have to go with what you like. Hobbies are worth it. Waifus are worth even more.

[Anonymous No.]

Today is the day, anons. Tell me about Elves and their mating habits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263392
I'll get back to you when dark mage is translated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263419
Then let it go right?

The smug monkey's learned her lesson hasn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263435
Elves can only reproduce one day out of the year, but it's different for every Elf, changes after every pregnancy and not even the Elves themselves are aware of what day it will be.
It means you need to cum inside her every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263392
>Would you an invoker?
I read that and immediately thought of Persona. Would liches and wisps be the only hope for those that accidentally an heroed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263446
after her regimented spankings of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263451
That seems highly inconvenient. My idea was that they were snatching guys for some reproduction before letting them go, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263446
Punishing monkeys requires noogies and really tight headlocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263292
Still mad about that name change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263366
>he can't fuck himself in the ass
Get a load of this fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263282
Is wonderland earth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263488
Yes? You get there by going down a rabbit hole, so that's got to be Earth.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make a Wurm a Mama!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263489
No you don't, you get there by having a cheshire portal you into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263503
Oh yeah? Well I only ever saw the Disney version so there!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263508
this artist does not slow down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263508
Please no, I can't play Civilization today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263508
Rakkety Tam squirrel girl when?

I need to reread these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263508
That's a pretty woad-streaked fox. Would lean druidism from/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263527
Bíd fíor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263535
Be true? Nani?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263453
High level angels could help if you landed in Paradise
Dunno about hell, maybe there is some kind of loophole involving Hellhounds

>>16263498
Don't say that kind of stuff in public, can you imagine the destruction that would occur if a Wurm heard that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263552
Nani? Quid?

[Anonymous No.]

>found MGE in book store
>kid picks it up taking it to his mum saying its like harry potter
the look on her face as she skimmed it will be with me for a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263565
Things that didn't happen for 500, Alex. The book's sealed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263563
Well I don't know what you were referencing so I googled the words and it looks like its old irish for "be true"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263570
Not in the store I was in. A couple of them had the film off.

[Anonymous No.]

>look up this guy's commission list
>75 people in commission queue, half of them paid for 2 pics
Wew, is this normal for drawfags? I wonder how much time it will take him to finish all 100+ pics

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263561
But isn't suicide a sin, or does it not count if you win a Darwin Award in the process?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263581

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263581
Better than having no queue and charging 300 bucks per I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263584
Ask the Chief God
Killing yourself instead of killing monsters seem pretty sinful to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263584
If you convince yourself you don't deserve to live, it's not suicide but sacrificing yourself for the good of others.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a succuvirus who plays nice, soothing music and watches me while I sleep. Maybe she can alter the screen to show herself watching me sleep, and we can fall asleep together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263577
I know a few stores like that, I remember a staff member got in trouble when he took the film off a DVD box set

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263615
http://fauux.neocities.org/sleep.html

This totally isn't what I was thinking of by the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263617
>that time the mom bought La Blue Girl for her kids because it was a cartoon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263622
The best one I heard was "Mom, I saw this DVD called bible black."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263626
>be young me
>be reading the BB VN
>dad sneaks up on me
>"you watching porn there?"
>"Yeah dad, I'm watching porn"
>he thinks it's a joke
Thank goodness all of my Japanese animes looked the same to him.
What happens when your Echidna mom catches you watching porn though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262409

[Anonymous No.]

>Modern tactical elves

>Probably has her own walk-in cooler to store meat from animals she's hunted. Makes her own deer sausage. Uses every part of the animal. Grows her own vegetables and gathers wild mushrooms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263630
She would try to set you up with a nice monster as masturbation would be "A goddamn waste"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263635
Thank you anon, this is exactly what I need.

[Anonymous No.]

Elves are pure, long-lived creatures far beyond our human understanding.

Renowned for their unrivaled beauty and grace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263615
Life with a benevolent Succuvirus would be amazing to be honest.
>She notices you're feeling down.
>Boots up your favorite game for you while optimizing the computer for a smooth framerate and chats while you play.
>She notices you're feeling stressed out.
>No worries, she mines bitcoin on the side and bought you a USB onahole so you can use her to relieve your stress. Alternatively she's a very good listener.
>She notices you've got a splitting headache.
>She creates an ASMR audio file that stimulates your brain with frequencies that make the pain go away.
>She notices you feel sad that you can't hold her.
>She uses her bitcoins to purchase an artificial body for herself that she can jump into so she can cuddle you when the computer has to go off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263646
Marcille is not a whale, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263630
She gets a few of your Onee-sans to teach you how to pleasure a real woman.

>>16263631
Still one of the best greens out there. Lewd girls getting blindsided by their maternal instincts is S+ tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263648
>>She creates an ASMR audio file that stimulates your brain with frequencies that make the pain go away.
This is what I need. I have a headache right now. Numbing the pain with a cold beer and some panadol after a hot shower. But some ASMR would be 10/10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263630
She'd teach you not to waste semen. "There are starving succubi out there anon!"
then she'd send your onee-san to teach you what you are ment to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263635
Making cured meats with a cute elf!

[Anonymous No.]

What MGs make the best companions for adventures? Spoiler: Its probably your waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263695

>Centaur

>"Should we spend our cash on a mercenary or a mount?"
>"Why not both?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263695
I feel like a Wight is too high tier to go adventuring with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263695

Got my party right here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263695
>Hellhound Fighter
>Cheshire Bard
>Kakuen Monk
>Manticore Rogue
>Gremlin Artificer
Without a doubt, I'd feel safe with these girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263725
That's not a good idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263704
centaur would make a poor war mount

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263728
Let me guess - you're the heal slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263695
I don't think Mindlfayers make good companions
We could go on an adventure to the deep seas but thats about it

>>16263725
They'll make sure you always get knocked out so they can "heal" you after every fight

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263736
Nope. Sorcerer.
The gremlin has Alchemy training.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263585
What a cute Basilisk, I wonder what happens if I 'relieve' her of her mask one night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263648
A Succuvirus biggest dream is just to become an advanced automaton and get together with the boy they were stalking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263695
Well if we're going for cheese I'd pick the wight/dragon/dhampir for having unbounded power. Because really I have no intentions of being an epic level scrub who can't outwit a tucker's kobold. Seriously that party put the upid in stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263584
As long as you can construe a convincing argument anything is possible.

[Anonymous No.]

Starting at line 502, the last non-lewd update to this story of Elves. I might get to the lechery later today.

http://pastebin.com/HAWjcizV

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263695
Mad hatter face and sleight of hand thief
Raiju as our lightning mage
Bubble slime as our tank and area denial
Chochin Obake as the torch bitch and item appraiser
Skeleton as off tank and grappler
And me as the person who holds the stuff and tosses items around.

Together we shall go into the darkest depths, and find pricless treasures and artifacts. Provided that no one else plundered the places dry of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263807
One day, slowpoke. One day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263821
This thing has turned out a lot longer than I thought it would. I hope people didn't get too bored by it already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263883
I'm waiting until the lewd to catch up, personally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263885
Oh. That's going to be a lot of reading for very little pay-off then.
I suck at it, you see

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263889
Eh, A bunch of men alone in the wood carving dildos isn't really up to my tastes. The coy hints of snow elves would only blueball me, too. I'll wait until you get to that point and read it through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263894
>A bunch of men alone in the wood carving dildos isn't really up to my tastes
It was one throwaway joke about something that we used to do for real, is it really that offensive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263898
>It was one throwaway joke about something that we used to do for real, is it really that offensive?
I wouldn't know, as I've admitted I haven't read it. It doesn't sound that flattering though by what that one anon was going on about.
> we used to do for real
Finns carved dildos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263903
When we were out in the woods, there was a habit of whittling dicks because there's an idiom in Finnish about being pissed off that literally translates to having a dick on your forehead. I don't know where it originates, idioms don't have to make sense. The important thing is that they were symbolic, people didn't ram those up their asses or anything.
You'd get splinters from that you know. The whole exchange is seven lines of dialogue in a story with almost 10k words in it. If that's really so bad, I'll remove it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263635
> prefers bows over guns
> able to fish by simply shooting into the river and predicting the water's drag
> customizes and modifies her equipment on the fly, switching arrowheads and shafts and adjusting tensile strength of the bow depending on the target
> living proof that blasts of unwieldy gunpowder will never outdo a skilled archer
> only practiced so much because all the guys were interested in more exotic MG types.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263916
> there's an idiom in Finnish about being pissed off that literally translates to having a dick on your forehead
I can't even begin to conceive of how this would make sense.
>If that's really so bad, I'll remove it.
I don't think that's called for. I mean I was the one asking for finish authenticity. All the same I'm waiting for some snow elf booty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263920
>customizes and modifies her equipment on the fly, switching arrowheads and shafts and adjusting tensile strength of the bow depending on the target
This reminds me of the idea I had of a Kej adventurer who was a ranger and just carried around a sack of different arrowheads, crafting the shaft of the arrow and the bowstring from her own hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263922
>I can't even begin to conceive of how this would make sense.
Well you're not a native Finnish speaker, why would you expect it to?
>All the same I'm waiting for some snow elf booty
There is a kissu in there already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263920
>>16263926
Green Arrow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263695
What kind of adventure?
A Dragon Zombie, for instance, would make for a very different companion to your everyday elf.
I wanna play a white mage in my waifu's undead legion conquest-style adventure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263927
>why would you expect it to?
I dunno, it's just all the idioms I've heard in english have a kernel of I suppose sense to them. You can kind of get where the idiom came from and what it means.
>There is a kissu in there already.
Looks like I have some reading to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263695
Salamanders are nice partners, they are bro tier and cute. A harpy would be nice too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263937
>Looks like I have some reading to do
Another fool enters the magical realm of military brotherhood.

[Anonymous No.]

If you don't get your monster girl daughter a childhood friend then you are a failure as a father
Don't be surprised when she brings home some bum she raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263712
A wight who used to be a hero might go along. But noble/royalty types need a lot of convincing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263983
My daughteru's childhood friends is too dense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264015
Help her build the courage to confess to him

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263943
>>16263821
Snow elves are spooky. What kind of magic erases dudes from existence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264046
>Billy, the truth is that I...
>Yes?
>I like you!
>Really? Me too!
>>16264142
Translated directly to English it would called "being covered by the forest", where nobody can see, hear or touch you even if they're right next to you.
The freezing bit is also a kind of spell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264046
It would be funny to see my daughteru trying to get tips from her mother. Little does she know that I was the one that courted the dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264152
Why is it being used on pleb conscripts? Sounds like something you want to hit commanders and generals with

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264178
Commanders and generals are fat old men with impotence problems. Conscripts are 18-20 year-old fit boys with working dicks. You can see which the Elves would prefer, can't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264184
>implying there aren't fit young generals that get the martial girls' hearts going doki doki

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264184
>Warfare designed not to defeat your enemy, but to gather and abduct the most virile dicks possible
Even the way elves wage war is different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264191
There aren't. I know there aren't. Everyone in this country who makes it past lieutenant becomes a fat alcoholic with impotence problems and a balding head. No exceptions. You will not get your "faceless fat old guys fucking Elves" in this story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264197
They're not waging war, they're participating in a rite of passage to adulthood that mirrors military service in a perverse way

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264202
Interesting. Unless I'm misreading something, it seems like the humans are in the middle of a war though. Or do you get conscripted for military service in finland and sent to do guerilla shit despite having no one to fight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264218
>middle of a war though
How did you get that idea?
> Or do you get conscripted for military service in finland and sent to do guerilla shit despite having no one to fight?
Anon, EVERY man is conscripted unless they've got mental/physical health problems or they go work in some old folk's home for a year instead or something. This story is describing a war, it's just conscripts out in the woods doing an exercise.
The main characters got dragged there by a trainer who has some screws loose but it was still just relatively normal army shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264236
>This story is describing a war,
ISN'T. ISN'T describing a war. Goddammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264236
In the great land of shitposts, we don't have conscription.
>How did you get that idea?
I musn't have been paying attention while reading. I take it the guard-posts along the roads and the camps that they're trying to avoid are camps of other conscripts doing war games or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264252
>we don't have conscription
Well you're missing out on such jolly fun.
>doing war games or something
Yes, it's war games, though the stuff I wrote here isn't exactly the type of thing we did, just the type of thing I'd have wanted to do. We did of course make mock attacks at the other platoon's camp during these exercises, but we never got to hide in their trucks.
Any other questions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263695
Well obviously an onee-san Automaton and a Smug Gremlin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264276
>Any other questions?
I more or less understand the setting now. One question though, is this rite of passage new or something they'd done for a while now? People are acting like they'd never seen this kind of thing before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264285
My idea was that nobody in their right mind would tell anyone they got raped by Elves who left no evidence of their presence behind.

[Anonymous No.]

there is no way a 2 minutes dream can be so lewd

>I am just sleeping on my room not bothering anybody
>Suddenly a freakin wight slams down my door and says how its time to wake up
>Shes wearing nothing but her underwear one sizes too small for her "Thick" body
>wight pounces on me and starts smothering my face on her huge tits while saying how much of a naughty boy i am
>while her fat ass is squishing my morning boner
>i wake up once i am feeling running out of oxygen from being smothered

fucking wights i swear

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264292
Maybe if it was to one or two dudes out of a group, but you've got the entire group of dudes getting stolen by rape happy elves.

Or is it the kind of thing that's just easy to accept amongst your in group, but too much of a pain in the ass to report to higher ups?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264310
>i wake up
Too bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264314
Try to imagine this situation for yourself. You get a break from complete bullshit, you have sex with some gorgeous women, you have no evidence it ever happened and telling about it to anyone would get you labelled as crazy.
What possible reason could you have to spread the story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264325
Yeah, I guess you're right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264336
At last my genius is recognized. Farewell thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Headpatting raijus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264343
That's a big belly, is she carrying twins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264343
Damn that's cute. I want to do the same with my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264351
I want to make a joke that every raiju needs her own small set of double AA batteries but i dont know plenty about weasels to say how many offsprings they usually have

>>16264354
start working on that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264356
If I had Raiju twins I'd definitely name them Anna and Aurelia so they'll be known as the AA sisters

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls swimming is the cutest thing ever.
What would going to the beach and swimming with your waifu be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264388
>Vampires cant swim due to weakness
>Swimming with a raiju is suicidal

i think swimming is not a option for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264388
>Automaton
I'll have to winch her out from the bottom of the pool after she sinks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264388
https://youtu.be/zkrLn1WxF5Q

Deer are good swimmers, do I don't know.

She'd probably swim in frigid northern waters with selkies and shit, and fail to understand why I might have some reservation about swimming in the 38 degree ocean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264388
My waifu would probably fly around while I'm on top of a board. I forgot got the right name for this, but it would be pretty fun and hopefully the dolphins wouldn't attack me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264388
My waifu prefers swimming in deep waters than going to the beach
It's scary when she drags me down but I'm OK as long as she is having fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264396
>Swimming with a Raiju

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264461
>Swim with raiju
>She gets excited when she sees you

There goes the beach. At least it's not an eletric shower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264461
>>16264473
What would happen if a raiju wears a rubber suit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264473
Raijus don't produce electricity, they just get off on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264498
When are we gonna get stories of the raiju who slammed power generators or loved to be tangled in power grids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264498
She stores energy in her body by masturbating and discharges when having sex or just by touch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264491
Edging, maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264491
>Raiju wears rubber suit
>Masturbates but cant discharge electricity
>Builds up until she can surprise husbando with a mega shock

i am getting this right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264540
We need latex raijus. A bunch of them.

Get KDF's daughteru to sell them to us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264545
I can already imagine it, Raiju latex suits conventions with a bolt meter, the raiju with the highest mark gets a prize

that would mean masturbating as much as they can without discharging any electricity until the convention this sounds lewd as hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263743
Mindflayers live underground anon, they're not aquatic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264388
>Lich
Corpses float, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264573
>mfw Anon threw her Mindflayer waifu into the sea as a joke thinking she would swim

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264388
>Ice Queen

nope.avi

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264582
>Her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264582
I bet she flayed that experience from her own mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264558
Imagine at the end where all of them would discharge at something..

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264589
pls anon no bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264606
>Raiju practices with husbando
>Teasing and pleasing her for days while wearing that rubber suit
>Wins competition
>Comes back home with the prize and a big plastered smile in her face coupled with ahegao and heart shaped pupils
>Pounces on husbando and starts furiously fucking him to make up for the lost time
>raiju waifu ends night with won competition, a fainted husbando and triplets inside her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264629
All the raiju's husbands would be in for a treat.

[Anonymous No.]

Will you buy yourself a waifubot? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264573
They are from the Scylla family and it's implied that they come from the deep seas where the demons of chaos are

You're right on them living underground, if you're interested about the society they form you should read "The Illithiad" it's about D&D Mindflayers but most of it can translate to MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264732
But what about succuvirus and automatons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264388
I suppose there'd be a lot of bubbling in the water. She's an amphibian in the real world but for whatever reason her tail is on fire.

[Anonymous No.]

It's been almost a week, Anon. Are you running out of food? I'll happily buy some for you, if you come with me. You don't need to be so scared. I only want to help you. I'm the only one who CAN help you, Anon.

I bet you're wondering why she hasn't come by yet. It hurt my pride, but I've already paid off your debt to her. She doesn't care about you any more, Anon. She only wanted your money.

Don't you want a happy ending, Anon? Something to make your miserable, disgraceful life worth living? I can make everything better.

I can hear your stomach growling through the door! Have you ever had a home-cooked meal, Anon? One that was made by someone you love? Have you ever hungered to see a woman cook for you, wearing nothing but an apron? I bet that's what you would be into, Anon. To have a nice, filling meal with a girl, and have her ask if you would like her for dessert. I bet you wouldn't even take her to bed, you'd just fuck her, right then and there on the table. It's dirty, but I would gladly do it for you. I'd even let you eat your meals off of my body, if you'd like.

My subordinates tell me that you've already tried to contact the police around twenty times. You seem to underestimate my strength, Anon. Something as fickle as the law could never keep us apart. We're already so close. All you have to do is open this door.

I don't want to break into your home, but if you refuse to take care of yourself, you will give me no other option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264794
Lady I just bought some aromatic salts, it's not this serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264794
no we cenot do this, niger

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264794
I still want to see a story about a tanuki and an austere anon. She desperately trying with all her power to convince anon to come to her and him refusing every time because he doesn't need or want the money.

In the end she would have to court him the old way without money involved, thus learning a valuable lesson in life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264794
She looks like a good girls. I don't understand why anon keeps refusing her advances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264794
I'll take you on a date if you let me fucking eat you lunatic of a raccoon.

And stop being so god damn creepy. That would help too.
- Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264794
Out of curiosity, has someone compiled all these letters so far?

[Anonymous No.]

Toil and trouble, cauldron bubble!
Here's a riddle, to guess if you can
What can change the nature of a man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264861
is it titties

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264861
Haven't talked shit about Ryu in a while. They grew on me and now I find them extremely cute.
Black haired Ryus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264861
Le parfume de la souris.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264883
And a ribbit-ribbit to you as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264891
Is it true that French people eat out frog girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264858
I think I have 3, but I'm sure there's around 4 of them.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to molest some giant wurm breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264909
They love to nibble on their legs as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264923
The fiends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264918
Be careful if you're going to slap her ass. I'm speaking from personal experience here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264932
I definitely want to slap her big wurm ass too

[Anonymous No.]

You'll read with the lonely nerdy Oomukade in the library? Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264937
How do you read with someone? Is this a euphemism?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264937
Only if i can tease her with indirects about how cute i think she is.

[Anonymous No.]

Oomukades with big breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264967
Foxes with big hips

[Anonymous No.]

Sporty onis need more love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264967
I like the way you think, smaller breasts are fine too though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264982
Do you mean Onis that aren't huge and muscular? because I like those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264937
Sounds like a trap
I don't trust these damns centipedes, they act all shy and meek but as soon as they get close to you they bite you and rape you until you give in and marry them

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264990
Normal sized girls but super strength and lightly toned.

Not as powerful as their brawny cousins but still a force to be feared.

[Anonymous No.]

tadaima kaerimashita, dude!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264998
Gesundheit, bruh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264998
>>16265004
Vacate the premises inmediately.

[Anonymous No.]

Been 4 years at least since I made this
but seeing as I have a slightly better eye I when back and fixed what I could.

The dialogue may still be awkward at at least its easier to look at
http://pastebin.com/LFcTTm6z

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264998
You what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264998
Fat fox!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265016
Snakes shouldn't be sexy. Why are they sexy? Help me, Barry White!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265016
>Iron-beast continues MG roulette
Nice, that series is a favorite of mine, glad you still care about it.

Btw will you continue scalebound or was that all about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265021
I came back from boot camp!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264734
I have, actually. Also "Lords of Madness" is an excellent tool for illithid use, alongside a whole slew of other abberations.
Aboleth girl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265038
This is actually the first one I've ever done, the latest one is the phantom & vampire.
As for scalebound I will get round to it, have only had the time to fix up some of my old work.
I will not abandon it, that much I'll promise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265052
Why do they need weapons when they have magic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264861
Don't trust the skull

[Anonymous No.]

I want to spy on my dire jinko neighbor and catch her singing super sugary J-Pop

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264388
Wet Yeti fur would weigh her down but she would enjoy the cool water

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265076
Don't worry mouse-chan! because [spoile]you can love the fuck out of flat chests too.[/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265052
Meet any Elves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265063
Why not? Guns are fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265064
But he's so funny!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265089
No they're not. They're a pain in the ass to maintain and you can't do anything with them that's worth doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265063
Sometimes you just want to go back to the classics

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265092
>this guy doesn't do ops with his waifu
I pity you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265076
I want to spank a Mousegirl's flat chest while she's all tied up and squirming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265094
He's right, the C7 rusts like crazy. Cleaning after firing blanks is not fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265101
>>16265094
>>16265089
>>16265052
MGs shouldn't be given guns. It's dangerous. It can also taint their purity.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264974
>those hips
I want to help a petite lolifox grow up into that by giving her lots of spirit energy

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think there's any higher happiness as a monstergirl parent than making your daughter cum for the first time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265147
Shut up KDF

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265157
I'm not KDF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265147
>Dicking the daughteru
Never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265128
Snake cloaca*

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265160
But she poops from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265147
I sure hope my daughteru doesn't become a dragon zombie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265169
Are you planning on killing your daughteru anon? That's not okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>Work at at a condom factory
>After the great monstergirl happening, and integration, condom factories shut down
>Forced to work in the now booming male idol industry, where you preform daily in skimpy outfits
>Finishing off a huge tour
>After the last song fades out, head out the stage exit
>Leave the building, it's freezing outside
>Starts snowing
>Your personal chauffeur is nowhere to be seen, as always
>Finally get a text from her, she says she'll be an hour late due to stadium traffic
>Thirty minutes into waiting around in frigid cold weather without a jacket because the studio you work for is autistic about maintaining an image and wouldn't DARE let you wear something that wasn't revealing
>Hear something skittering in the snow behind you
>"H-hey, you were really good tonight!"
>Turn around
>It's an oomukade, a bit on the pudgy side (as must idol fans are), twiddling her fingers, wearing a really thick jacket
>At least she didn't assault you like they usually do
>Greet and thank her, then turn back around, hoping she gets nervous and runs off
>"Aren't you cold, wearing that outside?"
>She's already got her hands on you
>Oh god
>"Here, let me warm you up."
>She opens her jacket and buttons you inside it with her
>It's really warm, and her soft breasts are right against your exposed back
>Suddenly feel a sting in your neck
>Wake up the next morning in a cave, covered in all kinds of sticky things

Living in MGC is suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265125
They'll be fine, you baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265176
No damnit stop saying that I will hurt my little lizard. What I'm saying is that I hope she wins the dense MC bowl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265177
If male idols were real in MGC, they'd probably come and go within a matter of weeks.

The market for that sort of thing would be huge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265179
They could at least wear some ear protection. Their ears are already more sensitive, and deaf fox makes me sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265181
Oh, that's ok then. Still, you should be clearer with your posts, people might get the wrong idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264732
Looks like one of those coffee/tea machines

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265186
I guess the second set of ear pro implies two sets of ears. Also there are such things as active hearing ear plugs, maybe they're wearing them.

[Anonymous No.]

We need to create a monster girl-cripple girl Zusammenbund with Katawa Shojou General in order to create the most patrician fetish: monster girl cripples.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265190
I readed my post again and it does sounds kinda evil. It's just that she's too pure for things like that and I would never touch her, so I didn't even notice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265157
I'd only post about my own daughteru anon. Although that'd be a very happy thing to experience for me, I know it isn't for everybody.

>>16265199
Does your daughteru have a name anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265199
Just be careful man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265185
It'd be like slavery, but with an arranged marriage at the end

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265210
I don't know, I feel like most would only do it for a lot of money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265177
>Not knowing about the spit thing to counter the poison
He only has himself to blame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265185
If Female-Exploitation Jobs have a stupidly high turnover rate due to One-Customer-and-Married happenings, it's logical to assume the same of Male-Exploitation Jobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265177
There's so many jobs you could get other than male idol, though.
>Night guard at a museum's not!Egypt exhibit
>Undertaker
>Wurm Wrangler
The possibilities are many!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265207
The little girl's name is Michaela.

>>16265208
Yeah, I just want to protect my daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265220
Being an idol would pay much, much more, and being a single male in MGC would complicate most other jobs, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265220
>>Night guard at a museum's not!Egypt exhibit
Ben Stiller should not get a harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265228
>Michaela
That's a cute name! What about your waifu's?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265236
Waifu's name is Emilia. The good old cheerful sunset Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265185
>Being a male idol in MGC
>Having this one overzealous fan that claims to be your number 1 fan
>Somehow always know where you go or what do you have to do, always silently shadowing you but never letting herself be seen
>If another fan tries to approach you she intervenes and subdues her
>Ranting about how fans should not give themselves a bad name and that you are for everybody to enjoy
>She then proceeds to be subdued by police and then dragged away
>Only for the cycle to start again some days later
Being a male idol might be scary at times, but i guess the money is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265177
I wonder if she has pictures of her favourite Idol all over her cave.

Oomukades a cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265179
No they won't! They need to be careful!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265090
>>16265064
Now I'm thinking what fun Planescape: Torment could be with more Monster Girls in the cast.
>Morte is replaced with a Dullahan who lost her body

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265147
I want to pull out before my Kiki daughter has a chance to cum and then finish on her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265269
Kikis are for loving, not for lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265197
I find it more endearing when they dote on crippled humans instead. Stumbling over each other to hold open doors, trying to carry your groceries, and god help you if you're the guy with two broken arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265271
Whatever, buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265265
Well, we already have the succubus, and the tiefling counts too, I guess.
>Dakkon get's replaced by a hinezumi or something
>Nordom = automaton
>Ignus is obviously an ignis
>Vhailor as living armor of JUSTICE
Could be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

Since Monstergirls absorb cum really quickly could they get pregnant from anal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265271
Kikis are elf-tier lewd.
but don't dick the daughteru

Everyone forgets Shogs look sinister but are pure, and Kikis look pure but are super horny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265283
>wake up with no memories in a morgue full of hug-starved zombies and their Dark Priest caretakers, a wise-cracking Dullahan's head hanging about you for no discernible reason
I smell adventure indeed.
>>16265297
There are things man was not meant to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265297
Can you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265331
But man must know, otherwise you'll have unexpected daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265092
If you can maintain your car you can maintain a gun. Its not very difficult. I just spray and scrub the inside of my AR15 receiver after a few hundred rounds and run a cleaning rod down the barrel, takes me all of 15 minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

How many times do you need to mate press a elf before she gets heart shaped pupils?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265338
Dudes can't gt pregnant, dummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265299
What is better? to be born pure? or to overcome your lewd nature through great effort?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265342
Half a press.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265342
Just wave your dick in front of them and she'll get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265220
I'd probably make a good house husband. Im sort of a shut in as is.

[Anonymous No.]

fat elves need to be put in a training regime

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265362
Yes, a regime of cakes, sweets, and cuddling

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265269
That would only be ok if she was adopted and you dicked her properly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265407
She's not, and no.

[Anonymous No.]

Here is your Christmas present anon i hope you enjoy it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265456
Did you keep the receipt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265456
Aww, and I didn't get you anything. Have one of these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265456
I think you have the wrong address anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265456
I have a thing for non smug/rapist manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265456
I just got carbon golems for christmas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265475
I tend to believe manticores are just bitchy at the start then they start warming up and becoming loveballs for husbando only yet still keeping abit of that tail punish habit

fuck everyone else

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264998
>>16265052
His Ran keeps getting thicker and thicker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265475
So you like the shitty ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264794
Nukis aren't in my top 10, but I'll be damned if they're not making a solid attempt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265507
Sure. Maybe a cop manticore that's serious about her job would be nice. Gonna give her some tail massages when she gets home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265521
That face is just awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265456
I'm not usually into manticores, but in the times i am i certainty dont want HER to be the one tied up

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265521

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265524
I want to give a loli Manticore a nice tailpussy massage.

[Anonymous No.]

Those Yuki Onna are trying real hard to make my life hell by making it snow yet again.
I think I'd take that weather Wurm over this frosty lass.

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me anons. Do you like your MG with culture and proud heritage?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you survive a night locked in a room with a sexually frustrated manticore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265348
A mating press is a mating press, you can't say it's just a half!

[Anonymous No.]

How much milk does your average shortstack Holstaur yield?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265593
I don't really care either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265595
I carry a firearm concealed, I should be ok. Also the waifu is on her way, and it won't end well for the manticore no matter what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265598
Its only a complete mating press if you get up after pressing her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265601
Same as a regular holst, hence why their chests seem bigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265593
My Dragonfu won't shut up about her parents and grandparents, and how they were super strong and smart and could figure out how the rear of a Plymouth works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265601
Below average.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265593
I don't really mind as long as I can relax with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265595
Sure, since my waifu and daughteru's scents are all over me there's no reason for her to do much more than finger herself n the corner.

What do I win?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265619
Another daughter kdf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265595
Not even a manticore would probably want me

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265612
Your dragonfu also talks a lot about her family? Mine keeps going on and on about how she is better than her sisters and how gentle her mom and dad are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265623
We've been over this before anon, that won't happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265629
She also really loves her grandma.
It's like she becomes a hatchling again when she is around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265593
my jabberwock is always abit sad because she says how she is the laughing stock of wonderland because she is the most pure wock of all

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265646
What if your waifu and daughteru team up to bind, gag, and have their way with you until they're 110% pregnant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265652
Made for anal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265653
how you can get over 100% pregnant? that doesnt make sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265652
Barb is getting TOO good. Like he sold his soul to the devil or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265659
Gets so pregnant she has a 10% of twins instead of just one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265651
>she doesn't rape her husband at first sight!
>laughingwocks.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265463
You'll have to give her a hot bath if you want her to move, her joints will freeze fast in that weather

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265664
Oh that makes some sense i guess

twins/triplets is just luck, doesnt matter how much you pour into her womb. you could fill her until she looks like a watermelon and just have 1 daugheru, yet you could normally do it and she ends up with triplets

its all luck and genetics

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265652
Ass needs to be plumper, but otherwise excellent work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265648
My waifu doesn't really have a grandma, poor girl. At least our daughteru will have one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265606
Punished Jinko when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265593
I think an Anubis would be very proud of her culture and heritage.

I'd love to see how she decorates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265666
Nice trips satan

But no,she is just too insecure for lewd stuff [for a wock] and its afraid that she wont be a good mother if she ever gets knocked up i dont know what to do to make her more secure of herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265653
I don't know where they'd ever get the desire for more kids anon, they are as happy with our dynamic as I am. They can still do the tying up and the gagging and the filling their bellies with my cum pert though, that sounds neat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265658
Well memed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265677
now

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265690
DELETE THIS

[Anonymous No.]

How about an Oomukade with Parsee-tier jealously
>Her jealousy is irrational. She becomes jealous of someone if she thinks they're happier than she is. If they are about on the same level, she'll boast about how she is more unfortunate. Even if she thinks they're the unfortunate ones, if they aren't jealous of her she'll become jealous of their forbearance. And if they are, their jealousy would become her sustenance. She's at that level.
>Her core as a youkai is a human disposition. It's not incorrect to call her the very embodiment of jealousy. She seems unexpectedly cheerful and normal when you talk to her directly, but what is going on in her heart is a completely different story. Afterward, she will talk about you behind your back, or start resenting you. Very unpleasant.
Could you handle such a foul centipede?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265694
Never forget, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265652
I want to spank that schedule dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265652
Those tittuus were made for groping

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265700
I still can't believe we allowed for it to happen, we are the true monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265652
I want to use that tail as a handle to shove my face between her cheeks

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265593
Yes, she is from a long and powerful bloodline from Zipangu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265652
>Waifu gets gorgeous art right before my birthday
What wonderful providence!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265719
Luckily, she has a family to go home to. All the others, well...

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW graduating from college
That's it? Now what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265742
suffering and crippling depression

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265742
Time to get a job
Good Luck!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265742
You find a job and work

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265742
It's over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265745
>>16265747
how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265742
Nothing fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265676
How will your waifu act as a grandma? How will you act as a grandpa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265742
Pay off those student loans and get a deadend job and realize you wasted so much time and money in college for a job you could have gotten out of highschool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265742
Realize you're a failure, become a NEET and hate waking up in a world without monster girls every morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265766
That's too advanced for me, Anon. We are good just being parents for now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265742
McDonalds, a bitch who gets uglier every morning a bunch of brats who will never amount to anything or love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265695
No.

[Anonymous No.]

Finals are over and done with, and I come home to another wife commission finished!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265742
>Yfw the kitsune from the ethics committee still comes to your house to make sure you are behaving even after you graduate
I wish i never graduated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265785
>eyestalk looking directly at her crotch
lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265785
That's a big gazer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265785
Thicc

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265776
But just imagine it: telling embarrassing stories about your daughter to your granddaughter, taking her on little quests and family outtings, giving her your great grandpappy's heirloom watch/gun/lucky coin to start her hoard with, and trying to help get that boy next door that she has a crush on to stop being a dense idiot and notice her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265769
>loans
>Implying

Good one, m80. Only retards get addled with college debt; I'm graduating debt free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265785
Nose is bad. Rest is good.
Now stop commissioning and save up your money for a sexbot or $3k waifu clock/weather thing that will interact with you.

[Anonymous No.]

I think something is wrong with my waifu guys, every night she comes into the room with a weird walk swinging her hips and wearing nothing but her underwear

and for some reason she is always biting her lip looking like she is gonna eat me, is there any name for this illness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265807
Either a canadian or an illegal/minority. You really have no right to brag if the latter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265810
She's blue ovaried. You gotta cum buckets in her to cure it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265811
No, it's called "coming from a family of non poor-fags," you dip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265801
I bet I could teach the young girl the good old pull coin from ear trick. My waifu and daughter don't know about it, but I think the little one would be ready. It would also be funny to see her trying to deal with a dense kid since her mother went through the same thing. I really want a big family with my dragon now. I want to see them grow.

[Anonymous No.]

The Inquisitors are in.
Price for service's below
Judgement: 3 Aureus
Confession: 2 Solidus
Redemption: 10 doubloons
Information on the whereabouts of monsters and the corrupted: 1 Spur ryal awarded to you
Save point: 1 Schilling

Thank you and as always "Death to monsters!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265816

How did she got infected? we never had sex before

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265826
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265826
Take a hike faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265828
>we never had sex before

well there's your problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265819
Well, aren't you the lucky spoiled brat who had his parents pave the way for you. Everyone else either has crippling debt, got a scholarship, was lucky enough for a grant, or joined the army for free college if you do two years of service.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265831
Never!
I'll destroy your delusions and expose your escapism!

[Anonymous No.]

Roomba Automatons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265839
They suck up dirt with their feet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265838
You're a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265811
I did it as a white male
#privilege

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265822
Imagine living thousands of years and messing with your future kin.
It'd be glorious. Though you'd have to keep an eye on your liquor cabinet for life, since there will never be an end to the youngsters trying to get into your vodka and moonshine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265816
>>16265836

First time must be slow and consensual to cure her correct?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265849
Projection is most unbecoming
You should work on that my salty autist

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265652
She could do with a bigger butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265856
No pesky little dragons and their friends will get near my wine. Those would for my and my waifu's annivesary.

Imagine all the photo books we could have. Fuck I want to start a family with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265863
No. You must be rough but thorough.
Make sure you fill her up and bring her to climax at least 15 times. 19 if she's over 6 feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265837
>Pity me because I'm a skillless poor-fag who was unable to college in one of the numerous ways that allows you to graduate debt-free

Maybe if you don't have the means of going to college without being burdened by mountains of debt, you shouldn't go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265835
Wherever there is filth and acceptance of these abominations the inquisition will be there.
I'm right where I belong heretic.
Prepare yourself! I will purge those wicked thoughts from your head with my holy velvet glove administered via backhand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265870
Hundreds of photo books; thousands of memories.

They'll try to get in that cabinet through any means, just like the cookie jar. And don't underestimate them, I knew a kid who could open locks on almost anything with either a sock or a knife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264343

how feasible is to impregnate a raiju? i want to make her a happy weasel

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265873
You can stop projecting now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265652
Damn barb, don't ever leave us

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265872
>make her climax 15 times

WHAT? i dont think i can do her that much

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265883
>Well, aren't you the lucky spoiled brat who had his parents pave the way for you. Everyone else either has crippling debt, got a scholarship, was lucky enough for a grant, or joined the army for free college if you do two years of service.

Nah, someone's obviously a wee bit salty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265883
>>16265887
How about you both fuck off so we can talk about monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265886
Don't be a pussy. Just down some manticore venom, snort moth dust, drink some holstaur milk, and get ready to tread her softness with your big stick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265889
All I want is an office lady Yeti who works a 9-5 and is happy to get out of her suit everyday

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265879
You know what? All those pictures and memories would be my hoard. I would just love to look at them with my waifu and cuddle for a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265456
Manticores don't do much for me, but particularly submissive ones seem like my kind of girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265890
fine, as long as she ends up cured after this i will do it, i just hope there arent any side effects on the aftermath

[Anonymous No.]

How would a crazy old prospector do in the MG world?

"Ah heck, I've been called dirty, lazy, smelly, cooky, spooky, and Chinese, but one thing I ain't never been called is dumb"
"Them thar monster girls ain't git me yet"
*cue geezer laugh and knee slapping*

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265901
Every man eventually gets laid. He'd run into a Wurm who finds him endearing eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265903
>Ey there beastie, FETCH!
>throws dynamite that's been lit
>Wurm catches it
>it explodes
>Sorry uncle, I broke the stick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265906
Poor Wurm-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265908
Wurms probably walk off dynamite like bug bites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265895
>all those adorable pictures warm your heart
>all those embarrassing photos of your grandkids gives you and your wife a hearty laugh

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265914
It'd be like watching the dog who chases birthday balloons that pop when he bites them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265901
Needs more gibberish to be a proper prospector.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265788
>>16265790
>>16265797
Yes
>>16265808
I've actually had discussions about that sort of thing with people. Right now all they have are really expensive toys that don't even really function as up-to-date tech demos. The field of robotics is nowhere near where it needs to be to bring those fantasies to life. I have no experience with AI R&D, but I've heard there's a substantially long way to go in that field as well.
I'm not going to spend money on something that's ultimately only a shadow of what I hope for. If humanity gets there within my lifetime, what a nice day that will be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265915
>We keep starring at each other
>She decides to get a bit lewd
>Go at it like the old times

Where is she? I just want her to take me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265929
If Alp's new story is any indication, she's right there. Could be she's hugging you right now. But you can't touch, or feel, or see, or hear each other. Because fuck you, that's why.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never live under the realistically terrifying yet strangely erotic notion of having a brutally qt monstergirl wife that can use her physical dominance to exert total control of your sexuality whenever and wherever she pleases

what the FUCK is the point of living bros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265939
Exploring new spices. My dad knew some Indian guys during the 90's and he recently started to teach me the secrets of curry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265932
Wait a second, does that mean she has seen me masturbating? Lewd waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265952
It's the closest thing to sex you'll ever have, masturbating at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265652
>>16265658
"Anubis", "All fours" and "Anal" all start with an 'A'. Coincidence, I think not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265963
You know what else starts with A?
Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265967
>anon anally assaults an anubis on all fours

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you want new content so much so start to look for 3D sources as well
It will never be as good as 2D, but it's something.

https://webmshare.com/play/AvnvP

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266001
Gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265984
An adequate attempt at aliteration, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265272
>your waifu's face when you say "I have no arms to hug you with"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266001
Wasn't there some kung fu movie with snake girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266001
I'll never forget that anubis and mimic cosplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265929
And then you make another little whelp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265963
Go to your AA meeting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266024
>Cosplay
That's just plain disgusting: I'm more talking about movies and series where they can use good makeup and especial effects.

>>16266023
If you remember tell the title.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265939
Learning to draw your waifu, learning japanese so you can read vn's/manga and watch japanese anime without need of subbers, learning to cook so you can give yourself foodgasms, stuff to enhance your sensory experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266029
That would be really weird. One of the youngest members of the family is supposed to be one of the the oldest. I bet they are going to joke about me still being able to s'lay the dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266001
I thought it was going to be 3dcg like the anubis dance video, I want the few seconds I spent watching it back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266031
What does the AA stand for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266139
Arousing Apophis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266043
Show them you still got it despite being a few millenniums past your prime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266139
Anubiholics Anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of experiments would a Lich do while she is pregnant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266154
Pregnancy test. Undead can't get pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266157
>Undead can't get pregnant.
According to KC they can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266157
>Undead can't get pregnant.
MGE Undead can get pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266154
Probably analyzing how the hormonal changes affect both her and her husband's pleasure during sex.

Also an in-depth study as to whether or not there is any correlation regarding the at times insane food cravings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266157
They can, for all intents and purposes MGE undead are very much living. They're only created from a corpse.

[Anonymous No.]

if monster girls where real they would ignore you like normal women. In fact that would probably be worse given how unapologetically sex driven they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266186
...and?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266186
>monster girls become real
>don't avoid them thinking they would avoid me
>get raped and loved

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263821
WHERES DIMENSIONTALITY

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266186
Don't bring your normalfag bullshit into fantasyland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266186
Normie out, reeee

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263821
Oh damn, I didn't see this. Gonna read it right now just because of cute elves and soldiers.

[Anonymous No.]

>
>
>
>

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266204
I'll read what I want!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262931
Go away you ugly Ryu!

I only have hots for that Water Wurm Weather Caster Girl on the news!

Truly the prettiest girl in all of MGC!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265593
Crow Tengus are such lovable dorks

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266217
>Telling me that my taste is shit
Into the recycling bin she goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266198
More of a tomorrowland kind of guy myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266273
Haunted Mansion!

[Anonymous No.]

how much mofu is too much mofu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266287
Where are her hips?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266287
logical impossibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266287
There is no limit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266217
I love Crow Tengus! They are just so cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes of not-Roma.

[Anonymous No.]

How many daugherus are you gonna give your waifu for Christmas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266204
We all know crow tengus would be all over genre fiction. Especially the ones with hammy romance scenes written in purpely prose

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266335
None.

[Anonymous No.]

What kinds of Fairy Tales do you expect MGs to tell you about after 2017?

Unicorns talking about Snow White where the evil queen was a Human and the kiss from a virgin prince woke Snow White.

Kejourou discussing Rapunzel even though it remains the exact same story.

That Paladin Girl talking about Snow White where the evil queen is a Lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266287
There's never enough mofu

also ahri a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266400

The main difference with the Kejourou version of Rapunzel is that when the prince attempts to climb her hair up, it coils around and brings him up the tower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266400
The story of the two maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266400
The story about the monoeye that married a prince.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266400
The one where a woman became a mermaid to win the heart of a prince.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266465
>>16266482
>>16266489
Princes should just die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266502
Too soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266482
Now THAT'S a fairy tale if I'd ever heard one!

>>16266466
Never heard of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261947
> being a content commie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266549
>being so butthurt by someone disliking something you like you reply to a day-old post

[Anonymous No.]

i want to. . . cumflate a manticore

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266578
Non rapist manticore a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266578
Manticores are cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266600
Why do you post that bipolar cunt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266502
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266578
>>16266600
The cutest!
I want to fluster a Manticore before she rapes me by telling her that I'm glad that at least I'm losing my virginity to a cute girl.
It's not gonna stop her, but the look on her face is one I'll cherish.

[Anonymous No.]

What are they plotting over there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266631
They probably found a stretchy anime meat stall and they're planning to raid it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266623
wouldnt that make her more eager to fug you senseless?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266631
>Awawawawa
>Awawawawawa?
>Awa.
>Awawawawawawawawa!

Beats me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266694
Note the second spoiler anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never spend hours leisurely sucking on ice queens toes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266568
>Its okay to enable this behavior.

Its always some loser that cant afford shit that complains about content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266703
What if your tongue gets stuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266696
>That moment when you find out they are actually plotting your fridge's demise
Hide all your meat, everyone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266703
Anyone remember that scene from A Christmas Story?

When they get that lamp?

[Anonymous No.]

i want to impregnate a manticore and have many of.....whatever thing they offspring

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6HIIZ5j3dY

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266723
Damn you for making me post those things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266696
I still want to see a gangster Wendy coming up to her buddies and say "Awawawhat's up my bitches?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266723
Kittens anon. The base of a manticore is a lion's body. You'd be making an army of rape kittens, and doom the world for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266728
what the heck are those fluffy things

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266743
Mofucores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266743
Baby manticores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266204

>Crow tengu talks shit on my Robert Heinlein book
>Stand up, take off glasses and put on my best fake Irish accent and recite from memory
> riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.
>Put glasses back on and sit down, telling her not to be such a judgemental bitch in the future as her legs shake with arousal

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266712
all the better

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266204
That crow's getting bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you leveled up enough to court the good fairies yet or are you still stuck on the MGE ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266771
Those two are only good for two-person bondage positions, and forced orgasms. and memeflation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266771
Fairies are really shit though. The only thing they are good for is for slapping so hard they get dizzy and can't fly.

[Anonymous No.]

Getting coiled by a lamia would be nice, but i would like by arms free

[Anonymous No.]

>>16264814
Tanuki are evil. She'll buy the land out from under him and have him evicted. She'll pay to have his home garden destroyed in the night. He'll starve to death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266787
I want to get hypnotized by one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265147
>I don't think there's any higher happiness as a monstergirl parent
You'd be wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no kind, Christmas Cake Tanuki as your landlord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266787
I swear to god I look at these two and I just see Allura and Lance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266186
Normal women want either money, social status or security. Monstergirls want cock. gues which of these all men have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266779
>>16266786
You're too low level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266802
Winter mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266829
Hardly. I have like 300 hours in that game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266831
This guy's Monster Girls have such smug faces and I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266829
Doubt it. I've taken down a bunch of fairies already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266833
>>16266841
Yet she's still to tough for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266831
I will take left and cuddle her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266844
artist please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261476
>Tainting the one true religion.
I bet (((Kenkou Cross))) is a pen name for a member of the (((subversive forces))) that's trying to encourage blood pollution by trying to make mixing with half animals look appealing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266771
im unfamiliar

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266852
Trying to hard to bait, to obvious. Learn to be more subtle and more creative, pretending to be /pol/ is lazy and uninspired.

3/10 made me reply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266852
Go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266844
What a smug fairy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266844
Sure thing little fairy. Her magic is wayyy too strong for someone as weak as me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266866
Thanks for wasting a post and an image. You fell for the bait.

Hope the mod will clean this off topic post too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266802
>Tanuki boss invites you to a team meeting at a bar with the rest
>Part of the reason is because its the holidays but the other reason is because she wants to 'get to know you' better.
>She even has that nice suit and skirt combo that shows of her legs quite nicely.
>Turns out you have to meet a contractor across the state and can't make it

Wonder how high on the pissed/disappointed scales she'd be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266884
I know just the girl for the job!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLkp_Dx6VdI

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266892
Not at all since she'd send someone else in your stead.
Nothing gets in the way of a Tanuki's love life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266728
I want to mating press a manticore until we got alot of these fuzzy cubs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266899
But what happens if she doesn't get notified of your disappearance or a job takes too long at a location due to unforeseen circumstances?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266894
>stern British Kiki

Oh my.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266909
She'd be real pouty at the office the next day.
And the night before she would've shlicked herself to sleep out of sheer frustration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266925
That would be quite a sight to see.

Hopefully she doesn't take it out on anyone.

Or get mad that I'd be leaving early that day as well due to having to work late the day before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266918
And a magical Kiki no less.

Featuring Anon as Dick Van Dyke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFGdlSbJAUE

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265925
Out of curiousity, let's say AI advances far enough within the coming 10 to 15 years to allow for fairly intelligent self learning AI's and we scrap any doomsdays scenarios. Would you go ahead and buy or commision a Gazer AI and perhaps even give her a body?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266931
She'd schedule another team meeting, make sure there are no conflicts in your schedule, and wear something even sexier that emphasizes her plump tits as well as her legs and thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266953
>Tanuki boss does round two after new years
>Wears skimpier skirt to show off her thick thighs and a bra that pushes up her chest
>even gets a corset to suck in her plump midsection a bit

Would gladly attend if able

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266909
>unforeseen circumstances
silly anon
Tanukis see everything

[Anonymous No.]

Do you ride your dragon waifu or she rides you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266991
Can they foresee me having to stay an hour later than I should have due to the initial wiring of a site being crap and then hitting rushhour traffic on the way back?

Granted, I bet she'd find the arcane management department and have them teleport me/my car back if it looks like I'm missing a second one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266993
Depends on the mood, but most of the time she's the one in the lead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266933
Does Anon still have the bad British accent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266993
I ride her.
I pound her giant dragon rear all night until I falter and then she goes into cowgirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266993
I ride her to scare the bullies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsVLb5ibKfM

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266974
Just be careful anon, she might talk big but she can't handle her alcohol.
She might want to use your lap as a pillow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267025
Then I just get to stroke her head while she lays there, just until the meeting is over and I can hand her over to a bodyguard for them to take her home.

May play with her ears a bit though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267029
But anon, what if she doesn't want her bodyguards to take her home?
What if she wants you to take her home?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267033
>>16267033
Well, then I guess I'll need to explain to my roommate why my boss is staying the night guess its the couch for me tonight.
Would be improper of me to share a bed with her when she's not in a sober state of mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267033
I'm calling PallyYeti taxi service for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267037
Good luck getting her to let go of you anon. She might be a desk working girl, but that Tanuki has a hell of a grip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267060
Well, guess I'm going to bed with a tanuki clutching at my chest...not that I mind.
Hopefully she lets go so I can shower in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>Take Drink
>Refuse Drink

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267073

>Run

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267073
Order her to taste it first

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267073
I'll take the drink, I need something after a long day at work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267073
Who are you? I don't have a maid! Why does my rifle smell like lemon pledge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267065
She'll be too busy blushing madly after she sobers up to do that.
Though she will seem slightly disappointed that nothing happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267082
Hey, I won't take advantage of a cute tanuki like her if she's drunk!
She'll need to be sober for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267087
But anon, everything she did that night was an attempt to seduce you.
Because she likes you a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267073
>Refuse

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266944
Yes. If the technology was there I'd definitely be one of the first to buy in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267096
And I like her but I can't go around using drunk girls like that, even cute ones.

She will be getting cuddled all night though.

[Anonymous No.]

i want to lovingly cumflate a dragon until her pride breaks

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267184
Shyvana a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Could I make cheese out of my cum for my Mousegirl daughteru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267217
Of course. That might corrput her for life though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267217
That is the single most disgusting thing I have ever heard. Please, go. Just go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267073
I'm gonna need two drinks by the time this week is over.
Gimme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267227
Cumcheese does have a revolting sound to it, doesn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267074
>>16267075
>>16267100
Your distrust in your dearest maid is noted.

Noted specifically on the cast now surrounding your leg and the handcuffs strapping you into your bed.

Well done, you have failed the trust exercise.

>>16267076
>>16267247
Congratulations, you are richly rewarded with your favorite drink that helps combat the snowy hell outdoors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267283
Even worse when you say it like that, since that relates back to "Dickcheese", which is a fetishized name for filth accumulated in foreskin.

But even before that, just the thought of letting cum undergo the general process by which cheese is made just feels revolting. I don't even have a problem with adding bodily fluids to food as a fetish, but just something about doing so with CHEESE sticks out to me as horrific.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267199
Do half breeds count as monster girls?

are they breedable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267328
Well, Monster Girls as a concept are generally half-breeds, in practice if not in concept.

>are they breedable
One way to find out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267308
Turning my maid yandere was my plan all along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267328
Yes. They are cutie monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267113
Don't be surprised if your Tanuki boss becomes more of a flirt with you after that night anon.
No preferential treatment though, she's gotta stay professional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267328
Yes and probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267328
I've seen people post literal cosplay and not get called out on it here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267369
Here is the updated lewder version

[Anonymous No.]

ELVES ARE NOT FOR LEWDING

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267418
Elfs are for lewd but sweet tender intimate lewd

[Anonymous No.]

I want an Automaton loli for Christmas.
An Automaton loli that's pear-shaped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267308
Thank goodness, now I won't freeze to death when walking to my finals.
What a helpful and kind maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267308
>Not explaining to me why I have a Kiki in my house to begin with

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267464
I want a pear that's loli shaped.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh anon, your waifu just woke up dead! What is her reaction and how do you comfort her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267525

[Anonymous No.]

good night anons and remember to make lots of little hoarders with your dragon waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267542

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267464
Little girls just look good with big butts when it comes to some species.

[Anonymous No.]

Serious Question Time:
How do monsters deal with a man with ED?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267580
Oh please. I'm sure there are at least twenty different mixes of demon realm ingredients that can deal with that.

[Anonymous No.]

How big is too big for a man to handle?

[Anonymous No.]

Who was the author of the Arabian Nights series? MC was a storyteller who told tales of Sinbad so a dragon lady wouldn't kill him or something. Really good lore in that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267597
That one tumblr guy, I think

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267590
If your dick can still conquer, she is not too big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267590
Honestly like ten feet is about my limit

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267590
Giantess' are fucking shit.

[Anonymous No.]

You are currently in the deepest pit of a dungeon staring at the last living (dumb)dragon

Do you slay her or take her home with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267634
I do neither, I start collecting the more valuable treasure I can carry and book it.

[Anonymous No.]

Oomukade, or Nureonago?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267643
Gloomy bug is more interesting than wet maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267643
>>16267646
Whore spider is better than both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267634
Trick her into giving me her hoard with Tom Sawyer tier reverse psychology

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267651
Perhaps, but that wasn't his question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267362
Well, I just may have to try and take her out on a date them.
My treat

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267622
A demon like that would only have to tell me that she'd let me fuck her as much as I want to get me to sign that contract.
I want that moment of dawning realization that I can't stop thrusting my hips while I'm balls deep in her tits.

>>16267634
Princess Carry her over to her bed and mating press her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267671
>instantly mating press the last living dragon specimen

Is that even safe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267653
Get a wurm to paint your fence

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267678
Anon, I'm going to give that girl so many daughterus it's not even funny.
I'm going to help her repopulate the dragons.
I'll go get the Demon Lord's blessing to kick her fertility into overdrive if I have to.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, pay the countryside a visit and enjoy a farm of muscled weresheep and shortstack minotaurs

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267682
sounds like a full time job, may the dragon womb have my blessing

try using some items to make the process more productive

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265601
dunno, all mine are large breed, 6-8 feet

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

That loli necromancer from etrian odyssey actually got doujins

https://exhentai.org/g/1000886/1bee3001e8/
https://exhentai.org/g/1005855/4f06aa7f7c/

I really want to fuck a lich now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267718
>now

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267724
God I love Liches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267736
They receive the thicc treatment more than any other Undead MGE girl, not that that's a problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267739
I want a chubby Lich to sit on my face and make me eat her out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267739
post Wisps

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267718
>loli necromancer from Etrian Odyssey
Pic related was my first thought. I was briefly disappointed.

Girl in those doujins is cute too though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267739
Who is guilty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267744
But Wisps don't have any thicc art yet. Or art that shows what other members of the species look like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267748
This is kinda thicc, and also Barb draws two thicc wisps

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267747
You
Of touching yourself when there are waifu material MGs who want your seed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267763
I don't think I would do such a thing when there's a Lich nearby.

[Anonymous No.]

http://imgur.com/a/9XUeY

[Anonymous No.]

>16267778
The guy who commissioned this was so insufferable.

[Anonymous No.]

Lets talk about thunder weasels

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267781
"Was", like I'm not still here.

And no, I'm not the one who linked it just now.
I'm just here for life.
Like the rest of you.

>>16267785
Brown Raiju Best Raiju.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267785
They're pretty shocking

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267778
>>16267739
>>16267724
>the girls you don't care for are the ones that get all of the art
It's not faaaaaaaaair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267793
Don't talk shit about Liches.

You call talk shit about that /u/ faggot posting his garbage though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267805
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267785
I want them to step on my face and/or dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267768
>>16267763
Pounding loli lich ass on a regular basis would probably be a pretty effective way to reduce masturbation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267828
That sounds pretty nice, although I would prefer a curvy Lich with nice T&A.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267785
Not into alive girls, but blue hair, electric touch, and fluffy tails are great. Plus the whole uncontrollable masturbation thing.

Great girl all in all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267790
source on image?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267785
I want to put on socks and rub them on a carpet to build up static electricity then poke her nose to give her a little electric kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267838
Bleach.

>>16267828
>spoiler
You.
I like you.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna find that wurm with the huge booty and bitties
Gonna grope the SHIT out of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267877
And then Anon was never heard from again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267828
>Loli
>Anal
Some pretty bad taste there senpai

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267911
why even bother posting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267785

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267934
Loen? Is that you? Is that new?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267931
Why even bother replying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267934
Welcome back from the dead Loen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267938
>>16267943
Thanks anon, its been a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267958
Don't know if you saw it but someone colored in your fat cat. Hope you'll be making some new pictures for us soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267934
Thats a wide raiju. Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267958
What do you think of the recently added MGE girls by the way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267785
>no fire or ice weasels

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267934
>>16267958
Good to see you back and alive.
I don't really even like grapesnake but just because she's happy. Not much plain happy pictures of MGE gals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267979
I want to nibble her lip piercing

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267785
I think you mean Static Stoats

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267934
Zap Weasels are a lot of fun in the sack!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16266195
It will be my New Year's resolution to make finish that one. For now please make do with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268016
>make finish
Just finish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267934
Once you go Zap, you'll be needing a nap.

[Anonymous No.]

Man, remember when ELH did daily reviews?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268036
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267970
I have not seen them yet anon. I think. Will take a look.
>>16267979
But anon, grapesnek is bestsnek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268037
Well daily was the wrong word, but there are a point where there was enough content to justify reviewing a single day rather than just the week

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268038

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268040
Well that's our fault, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268038
>>16268041
I want to dress that cat like a Holstaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268038
>>16268041
Poor Cuddle Cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268038
>>16268041
A little too obese for my blood.

>>16268042
Is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268036
Nowadays 2-3 stories per week is considered pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268048
>Is it?
It's not like anyone else is keeping us from writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268051
Anon, are you personally in a writefag's house stopping him from writing? Is that Peterdnzl in the background, muffled and screaming?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267785
I admire the way weasels wiggle and jump around. It's mesmerizing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267934
Welcome back Loen, I just saw the Wock Update, it's looking really good

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268058
Hey, I wanted him to make that Black Lagoon-esque story he talked about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268067
He also said he was going to do something with aviation, didn't he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268068
I don't know. It's been so long, it's all getting hazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268071
So who do we have this week? Beast, Peny and Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268075
Beast and Alp are here every week. We have some people who haven't become memes around but nobody ever talks about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268075
At least Harb too

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268085
I must have missed his. What was the story?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268088
>>16255305
An NTR fakeout with a girl with tentacles up her vagoo

[Anonymous No.]

I wish my dick was a cat magnet. The dick hungers for purple pussy pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268094
Eeh. Pass. Nigga should get back to that Romanian vampire. Or was she Hungarian?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268095
You don't want cats around your dick, my regular cats like to knead on me and if their claws come out and catch the D it's not n enntirely unpleasant experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268095
>You'll never wake up tied to a bed with a Cheshire riding you reverse cowgirl.
>You'll never notice that she's already pumped several loads out of you and shows no signs of stopping.
Cheshires in heat are scary!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268038
>>16268041
Best fat cat image yet. Hope you'll finish this one.

Accursed lewd fatty feline

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268096
I think there's supposed to be a Dragon story coming up, but with the speed he's been posting things it might be a while away

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268104
Well hopefully he got the NTR fakeouts out of his system, but then that is his "thing" so its unlikely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16265038
>scalebound
What is the story about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268082
I mean more updates and not just writefags who are around the thread procrastination-posting.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to watch my Kobold waifu and Kobold daughteru play the bondage game!

For those of you who don't know what the bondage game is, it's where I put my daughteru in an armbinder, a blindfold and earmuffs, and my waifu in her black latex bitchsuit and a ball gag. The goal of the game is for my daughteru to catch my waifu while my waifu tries to avoid getting caught by our daughteru!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268110
Dragon's been ultra cute since the beginning, so I wouldn't worry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268119
I want you to fuck off and die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268128
That's not very nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268128
Don't be mean to him. He can't help himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268082
Beast is a meme?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268119
So write about it, and post a pastebin link where I can chose to interact with your saccharine vomit or not. Or better yet, put a trip on so I can filter you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268132
That doesn't mean he can shit up the threads with his /d/-tier shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268133
Well he's not obscure either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268138
He's hardly /d/. Bondage and latex are pretty tame as far as /d/ goes at any rate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268142
He's worse than commercial anon at this rate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268150
I don't know who that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268119
https://www.flickr.com/photos/62206346@N08/sets/72157626474399453/detail/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268119
I want to watch my Paladin waifu and Human daughters play the hamburger game!

For those of you who don't know what the bondage game is, it's where they visit ten hamburger restaurants and draw lots to decide who has to eat a full meal in each of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268133
No, but he is one of the most recognizable mid tier writers because he hangs around so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268151
That's because you're a new faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Just came in, Jabberwock Daki update! I'm really liking how it's looking, what do you think? This'll be printed on a 7.5ftx2.5ft Daki, so she'll be really cuddly!

>>16268038
Thanks Loen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268151
PsychoFox, one of the worst faggots that comes to these threads. Spammed the threads with shitty greentexts about commercials in MGC, claims MGC is his invention, and constantly posts about foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268119
I want to watch my Shoggoth waifu and Shoggoth daughteru play the eldritch game!

For those of you who don't know what the eldritch game is, it's where my waifu guides my daughteru through an ancient ritual to contact the sleeping Elder Things, because my daughteru needs to interview one important person, so she's interviewing the creators of humanity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268161
That's a big big sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268135
I'm just one anon, anon. I don't think it'd be that hard to ignore me. You definitely don't ned to interact though, that's on you. I'm not really feeling the writing anymore, it just feels too fake and restrictive.

>>16268152
What the heck is this anon? It's weird and I don't like it.

>>16268155
I don't know if that's a freudian slip or what, but I don't know of any bondage that involves hamburgers.

>>16268170
That's pretty cute anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268170
>the sleeping Elder Things
Her grandma, then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268172
>I'm just one anon, anon.
Who is hands down the most recognizable, who never shuts the fuck up and can't take a hint.
>Spoiler
Translation : No one was giving me enough attention so now I'm going to continue shitting up the thread where you're forced to see my posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268172
>What the heck is this anon? It's weird and I don't like it.
It's what a normal person sees every time you gush about how you want to Josef Fritzl your daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268178
>Translation : No one was giving me enough attention so now I'm going to continue shitting up the thread where you're forced to see my posts.
That just isn't true. Trust me, if writing felt good I'd be doing it, but it was legitimately ruining them for me.

>>16268182
I don't believe that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268185
>but it was legitimately ruining them for me
Maybe because whatever's left of your brain realized that your fetish is shit as are you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268182
>inb4 muh 2d
>inb4 tumblr
You're just going to trigger the lolicons.

>>16268185
>but it was legitimately ruining them for me.
Like you've ruined kobolds. Good job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268189
>>16268191
Ok, that's enough of that. Goodnight anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268156
>most recognizable
Bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

Leave KDF alone

[Anonymous No.]

Do we ever just have nice, polite conversations?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268094
This is just a Bollocks tentacle-elf without the word "elf", isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268199
Why defend one insufferable faggot but not the other? I didn't see you coming to the greens' defence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268201
Sure, so long as we're not discussing the MGE world or manticores or threadcanon or actual canon or magic or science or logic or making things or having fun.

So no, no we don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268205
because I like KDF and I don't care about the other guy. No need to make it sound like defending one guy means you have to like everyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268201
Sure, the first two or three times we have a conversation before the subject gets run into the ground as it inevitably does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268211
Can we talk about wild jungle rhythms?

[Anonymous No.]

This Kikimora is demanding to receive her pay right now.
Do you give in to her abusive tactics?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268221
Only if she stomps on my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268215
Yeah sure, but when one anon won't shut the fuck up and another won't shut the fuck up, it seems somewhat hypocritical to defend one and not the other, doesn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268225
Only if they're posting about the same thing. You're comparing apples and oranges here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268224
Are you aware that she has hard bird talons feet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268220
>Jungle
I mean I guess, but I'd rather share a rape pipe with a bunch of tribal lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268232
Yes.
That's why I want it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268221
Nobody makes demands of Mastah, she's getting spanked and I'm going to make her sleep in the cage for a week. If she makes demands without finishing her work first then she's getting a much harsher punishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268161
That sounds delightful, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268230
One anon shitposts the same commercials/recaps with slight variations. The other shitposts the same sex dugneon scenarios with his OC with slight variations.

We're comparing apples to apples, you just want people to think they are apples and orange.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Wight as big as Abigail to sit on my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268155
>Paladin waifu

Anon, that woman's happily married to somebody else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268243
>here's thing A, anon likes thing A
>here's thing B, anon does not like thing B
>anon should treat A and B the same because Other Anon says so
Not him but no. Just no, dumbass. Now is the time to stop.
>>16268245
Smells like formaldehyde.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268243
>commercials/recaps
not hot
>sex dugneon scenarios with his OC
hot

I hope this helps you understand that anon's motivations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268246
Please stop posting pictures of me and my waifu. I already asked you last time. I understand that having sex in the park made it easy to get pictures of us, but it's still weird to post them like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268247
>Smells like formaldehyde.
This isn't EMG, which means MGE Undead would actually smell lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268243
KDF writes (wrote?) and commissions stuff. He's a waifufag while the other guy was just around to shill his crappy texts. KDF has more substance and actually tries to bring in good content.
Honestly if this many people here piss you off maybe you are the problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268198
His name gets dropped on a regular

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268221
This maid is not wearing proper uniform and therefore can not be mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268257
Anon you're defending the equivalent of a tripfag. You should know that shit doesn't fly on 4chan no matter who the tripfag is. Stop being new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268268
So you're saying waifufags aren't allowed here anymore? I think you're the one who's new, it's time to stop posting.

[Anonymous No.]

What ever. He'll be back at it in a few hours, and I'll ignore his shit for the first five or so times before I get sick of it and tell him to fuck of already. And then the cycle will continue.

I'll argue with you all over a glorified "I want yo X my Y" poster then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268272
Not him, but no other waifufag is as cancerous. Name one who won't shut the fuck up about his waifu. Miia? Gazer? Wock? Yeah, didn't think so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268273
I want savage girls to snu-snu me!
Ooga-booga!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268279
Not him, but the gazer art has gotten a little spammy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268282
>new art is spamming
Okay that's it. There is no hope anymore. The Posting Standards have reached heights undreamed of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268282
While I agree, the art is tolerable because there isn't some sickeningly sweet posting attached to it. It's just a picture and "Hey look at what I got some dude to draw"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268282
To be fair though, he is posting straight art that he's commissioned or requested himself

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268284
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268273
Whatever buddy, you'll just get called out again. Seriously you're making the thread far worse than KDF ever did.
>>16268279
I guess. KDF posts more but from what I can tell he can't shit out commission money like the others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268289
I will, there's no point to these threads anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268289
This

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268291
If not me, some one else. You cat like I alone am fed up with it.
>I guess.
So you admit the very issue I take with him. The fact that the cunt just can't shut up for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268282
Now people can't even post art of their waifus, let alone text post about them?

What have these threads become?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268291
>he can't shit out commission money like the others.
I can't really anymore since I've gone full blown self sustaining I'm spending what little I have left over on dakis and merch

enough pillows for the full pit again SOON

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't seen this much white-knighting since people tried to defend Bob's futacat. Guess it goes to show there's people out there who love shoveling shit into their mouth and want to make sure everyone is as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268299
I can understand where you are coming from but your rage is entirely unjustified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268289
You don't have to be so mean man

[Anonymous No.]

Doppleganger Wight when?
Dullahan Wight when?
Ghoul Wight when?
Jiangshi Wight when?
Lich Wight when?
Ochimusa Wight when?
Skeleton Wight when?
Wisp Wight when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268304
Not every one who disagree with you has to be frothing at the mouth with their veins fit to burst.

And even if I was, why shouldn't I be mad? I just checked the last three threads and only once or twice do kobolds come up without KDF being attached. They used to be more or less popular.

I know personally I'd sooner dream up a scenario with a domestic werewolf than I would a kobold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268319
I'm just saying that there are plenty of more productive things to complain about. I don't see why ignoring him is so hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268328
Two words: Posting Standards

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268328
>I don't see why ignoring him is so hard.
But I do ignore him. And I will the next time he posts. And the time after that. And the time after that. But then he won't fucking stop posting. And if I get tired of seeing shit, I'll tell it to fuck off. I'm a simple creature, anon.

Maybe if he'd finally put on a fuckign trip, I could ignore him for good. But we know he won't do that, because he wants attention. So I guess I'm the moron for giving it to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268337
Yes you are. This thread isn't your personal property and you don't get to call the shots on who gets to post what here. You've just got to deal with it.
Here, have badgerbutt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268337
I get it, though you kind of are. There are plenty of things that get posted regularly here that I despise, like Orderfags and paladins. I don't complain though but that's just me. Maybe you just need to get over it because people don't always just go away because you complain about them in real life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268346
I'd badger her all day and night.

[Anonymous No.]

The most adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268353
Badger. Why does that word make me feel guilty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268352
>>16268346
I can't believe you fags are saying "tolerate spammers, you don't get to complain"

It suits you now, but I know you'll go back on it the next time we get some one like commercial or MGK back in his spammy days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268364
Because it's got bad at the start?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268366
I never had any problem with anyone here though, and I still like MGK.
>>16268368
No, that can't be it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268366
Or that one roulette anon who would post those random girls and dice rolls incessantly. It was perfectly fine to tell him to lay off then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268363
I literally could not avoid cumming all over that huge eye after paizuri'ing her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268369
That's because you either check here sporadically, or are a newfag. Because there have been plenty of tiresome anons over the years.
>I still like MGK.
He's fine now because he chilled out for a few months and only posts infrequently now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268366
That's because we've already established that KDF isn't as bad as commercial anon. I'm done here though, have a good night or whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268309
You can't just Wight every undead, only the low level ones
So on that list only Skeleton qualities

You can have arch or high versions though

>No Arch-Lich to raise an army of Zombie to search for you because you're 5 minutes late for your daily experiment

I don't know about high level Ghoul, I almost want to say it'd be a dire version but that's for more bestial species

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268378
No, we've established you'll tolerate daily spamming if it's spamming things you like, and you have no principles

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268377
>That's because you either check here sporadically, or are a newfag.
You're wrong on both counts but that's fine, I wouldn't expect someone like you to be able to comprehend another person was capable of thinking differently from you without being defective.
I'm going to stop talking to you now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16261757
Oh yes. I fit the bill for a dense harem MC. Now I just need women who would want to fight for my love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268397
Who would they be, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268397
>Spoiler
What if they fought over your dick instead?

Also this >>16268401

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262266
Challenge her to a drinking contest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268282
>new content is bad
Wew, lad. Off yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268407
That's how you make a smug/boisterous oni, not a flustered one.

[Anonymous No.]

So what is the secret of writing lewds without feeling uncomfortable and awkward while doing it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268221
Sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268417
Have a boner while writing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268417
It probably helps if you're alone and no one's going to read over your shoulder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268417
Embrace the fact that no one in this thread can see your face.
Except any hypothetical monstergirl spies.

[Anonymous No.]

I saw a moth yesterday. It was crawling around on the snow, so I picked it up, warmed it in my hands and put it on a birch with some bark peeled off so it'd be fine.
It's nice to see creatures like that but they really shouldn't be out and about this time of year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268417
Do it enough and you'll get used to it

>>16268429
Is this some weird roundabout way to say you want to adopt a homeless mothling and become her adoptive father?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268417
Godspeed alp. I expect at least one massive elf kissu slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268433
>mothling
You don't know how moths work, do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268433
Well not really, I just thought I'd say something nice in a thread full of hate and misery.
>>16268434
Kissu slut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268417
May as well just accept the fact that you're gonna flying at half-mast bare minimum for the entire process, moreso if you're doing a fetish or girl you like. Use that. You're writing smut, for christ sake. Think dirty stuff. If you honestly cared about it feeling awkward, you wouldn't be writing shitty wank material for anons on the internet, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268380
>You can't just Wight every undead
That's quitter talk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268437
A big softy elf who can't go more than an hour with coming up to you for a kiss. Hold off on one for too long and her eyes get misty, her ears droop low, and she steams up like a nekomata in heat. There's nothing more dangerous then a big soft, curvy elf in little more than a big sweater crawling into your lap for a kiss.

[Anonymous No.]

Haven't been around these threads in months
Do we still have retarded autists getting asshurt over yuri?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268441
Wait a minute, that's not a Fairy at all!
>>16268447
Note to self: Elf in just a big sweater.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268452
We're approaching nighttime hours and we just got over one round of autism. We're tuckered out, so try tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268445
Do dullahans and doppelgangers really count as undead? I know that dullahans for certain are a type of fae, and doppelgangers are probably closer to sprites or something as opposed to undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268459
KC put them as undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268453
Shoulder Succubus takes over for Shoulder Fairy when you're doing naughty stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268459
Dullahans I think should be Faerie and Doppels are oblong abominations from beyond.
>Celty's cam-toe
UNF

[Anonymous No.]

>KC tweeted
What will it be this time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268464
I want to use a shoulderbus as an Onahole.
She's basically a mutant fairy right? That means she should be pretty stretchy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268459
Dullahan are unseelie fey, whereas doppelgangers are just kind of entities with various variations.

>In Norse mythology, a vardøger is a ghostly double who precedes a living person and is seen performing their actions in advance. In Finnish mythology, this is called having an etiäinen, i.e., "a firstcomer"
Like this one. How would you even fuck it?

>>16268463
KC thinks corpses can get pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268464
>Mr. Garrison. Are you aware the word "penis" appears in your novel 4047 times?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268436
Larva daughters might be cute but mothlings are even cuter

>>16268437
No matter your good intentions you have to take responsibility
Adopt a mothling, help her grow into a moth and then make her a mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268468
Don't go giving her ideas, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

KC is powering up. Sooner than usual

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268471
Thinking about it, maybe it's similar to a doppelganger where you fuck her in the form of another girl, only you fuck the other girl's ghost double in the future, and then the pleasure is transmitted to the actual girl later in the day and she doesn't know why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268457
I'll take that as a yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268494
You'd be right to.

[Anonymous No.]

Wow , I suddenly come back just in time to witness KC powering up a day early.
Anyway, Translator Anon here back from a lengthy hiatus for another caption.
Next in line is Tentacle:

http://i.imgur.com/XGsSzFm.jpg

>触手植物の性か，一度暴走すると我を忘れ，彼女達の手によりすっかりできあがった女性を，自分ごと男性へと差し出そうとするのである。
"Due to the nature of a Tentacle Plant, they may temporarily lose control of themselves and behave recklessly. A woman in their grasp will be thoroughly prepared for sex, and presented to a man alongside themselves."

KC used not a lot of kanji here, so it was difficult to accurately figure out what he was saying. I think the gist is she sometimes either loses control of her own tentacles, or maybe just goes bonkers, herself.

This is also the 25th caption out of 50, meaning it's the halfway-point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268468
>She's basically a mutant fairy right?
>fairy
She's going to rampage on you, anon. Don't do it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268511
>This is also the 25th caption out of 50, meaning it's the halfway-point.
Wow. Well done Translator Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268511
Thank goodness I have the mental fortitude to ignore canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268521
Why? Tentacle plants snatch up da womenz and goad their male traveling companions into fuckin' 'em all the time. What's so bad about that?

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGlDsFAOWXc

So I just saw this video on youtube and this engine instantly put to mind some kind of magitech-punk setting where everything was literlly powered by monstergirls

>Cold frigid northern nation perpatually buried in snow.
>Set these engines up and have a handful of salamander girls working in the maintenance rooms where the engines are

>Really hot tropic MG setting
>Hire some Glacies or Yui-onna to come from afar and work inside sealed rooms

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268530
>Tentacle loli uses human travellers as dolls
>Makes a Paladin-chan and her squire kiss over and over while giggling
>Blushes furiously and looks through her fingers when she makes them play marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268478
But anon, I want to lewd that succubus.
Gonna help her get strong enough to get big enough that she can cuddle me!

>>16268513
Well that's an old, old memory.
How many people here remember that fairy rampage thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268564
>she can cuddle me
She can cuddle your dick, if you know what I mean.
I mean koonago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268441
>>16268423
My god these people tell the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268561
>No one cares about brainstorming a monster society where magic and technology work in harmony with nature, and how they could make it work
You guys are so much more boring than you used to be

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268627
It's like 4 AM.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268627
I'm sorry anon, I'd love to talk about these things but I'm kind of writing right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268636
It's 9 pm here, and I'm imagining the adventures of a maintenance team of fiery MGs who ensure their engines run smoothly as they carry their mega-trains across frigid and icy tundra and about the anons who ensure the girls are a little hot under the collar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268650
Well not everybody lives in the pacific ocean ya briny TWAT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268650
Making the trains run on time in a world full of Monster Girls? What a task.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268655
Lets talk less about my island home girt by shitposts and lets talk ore about the environmental hazards a train maintenance team could face while traversing frigid tundras.

Is it reasonable to expect that a pack of salamanders and igni and hellhounds might simply melt their way through an avalanche that had fallen across the tracks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268667
If it's just enough to get the train through? Maybe. But wouldn't melting a hole there just leave water all over the tracks that would just freeze when they're gone?

[Anonymous No.]

Which is the best flavour of Minotaur milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268679
Cookies & cream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268687
Damn that sounds nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268673
Are frozen train tracks an issue? The way I understand train tracks, the wheels kind of slot into place on the rails don't they?

Maybe trains are too impractical for a northern wasteland. Maybe settlements exist in enclaves and the only form of transport is in huge airships powered by similar sterling engines, and the crews have to fend off more wild beasts like flying demon beasts. Maybe they make a trade in meat on the side. You know what this is starting to remind me more of? Kuutei Dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268695
Well where I live the trains start running late by hours and hours because of snow and ice fucking the tracks up, so it is a pain.
Zeppelins do need to make a return though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268695
Wurm-dug underground railroads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268700
This would defeat the purpose of the engine that powers the train. It works on temperature difference that's the whole point behind my hot maintenance teams. They produce a chamber of artificial heat in the engine room which would play off against the frigid cold outside the train.

In this environment, being underground would bring more moderate temperatures no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268511
Congrats on the halfway mark

>Tentacles can go nuts and go ham on innocent women
I'm not into threesomes but if I was presented with this I might indulge in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263821
From line 558, some lewdness, just to bide you over the weekend. I hope it isn't too awful.

http://pastebin.com/HAWjcizV

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268710
Then, well, I dunno, get an engine that doesn't fucking suck and relegate Mamono to little more then renewable fuel cells?
Or just pick up some friendly neighborhood Glacies along the way. I mean, the solution is pretty damn obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268757
>get an engine that doesn't fucking suck
What would your suggestion be? Mind you, you can't use any resources to make it run.
>Or just pick up some friendly neighborhood Glacies along the way
Doubling the work force when you have a perfectly cold environment above ground seems ineffective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263821
Do those Elves have tentacles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268764
No!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268767
You should consider it, Alp. Think about all the attention it would give you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268772
Elves don't have tentacles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268773
http://pastebin.com/YNEwxkpH
It's the only explanation for their weird sex lives.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what to do with that fucker anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268776
I refuse.

[Anonymous No.]

I prefer to think about small societies with only a few species if not a single one with very different levels on technology from none to magitech teleportation devices

>>16268679
Natural of course
You use it to down protein cookies

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268786
Makes sense. Slimes for example I don't see inventing fire or the wheel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268719
I just woke up to soldier adventures and possibly a new girl. Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268786
It's human nature to gather, and it's monster nature to seek dick. So communities are bound to form and any community with men in it is bound to progress technologically if not magically as well.

>>16268790
Slime may not invent fire or the wheel, but their husbands will, and they'll find ways to use their slime waifus to create better ways to do things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268762
>Suggest an engine that doesn't require resources
I don't think you know what an engine is, or how power generates. Even a solar panel requires heat from the sun. There is no perpetual motion machine.
Unless it involves fucking, apparently. A sex-engine would be fuckin' ace.

>Doubling the work force when you have a perfectly cold environment above ground seems ineffective.
Making an engine that can only be used in a specific environment, requires a dedicates work force of specific individuals and forces the train to go through hostile environments prone to causing frequent stops seems ineffective.
Even a coal engine just takes one guy shoveling coal.
Why waste time with some ridiculously huge engine that requires two different things to operate, when you could boil up some steam, shovel some coal or fuck a Raiju, instead?

[Anonymous No.]

Concept: Bird of prey, Champion of the skies, Underboob, ethnic outfit

This time, it's a familiar demon beast, with the wings of an eagle and the lower body of a lion, the Griffon!
Unlike harpies, whose arms are bird wings, they are characterized by having their wings growing from their backs. Though as of right now, I actually kind of screwed up... her wings are supposed to be in front, and her poncho is meant to be draped over them. Sorry!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268821
Sure, mixed societies will form anyway but you will also have monster girls who bring men to their specific societies

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268837
But why the native American garb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268837
Even if he fucked up, she still looks great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268837
Back on topic, the idea of the Griffon originates from India or Mesopotamia, and eventually somehow travelled to Europe. She's a pretty major and famous monster!
Their existence is devoted to protecting the treasures of the gods, and they will tear apart those who try to steal them.
In the Encyclopedia's world, their role is unchanged, though their aggression towards robbers is turned into a more carnal kind...

You may be wondering why the Griffon likes horse meat in particular. In fact, in the original myth, the Griffons drew the chariots of the Gods, and perhaps they just saw Horses as bitter competitors for their role...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268849

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268851
Oh, by the way, new profile soon. Place bets on whether it's just going to be MGE II stuff, or a new one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268854
Come on zombie Dragon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268832
>I don't think you know what an engine is, or how power generates. Even a solar panel requires heat from the sun.
Well perhaps I would have clarified, but if you actually turned your brain on you would see that isn't what I meant. Solar power is thought to be free because we don't need to turn the sun on, anon. Nor do we have to make places like greenland cold.

You've nicely avoided answering my question

>Making an engine that can only be used in a specific environment
It can be used in any environment so long as there is both hot and cold at play.
>requires a dedicates work force
There would already be a dedicated work force for the maintenance of the vehicle you would just fulfill a secondary role in having them be huge heat producers to supplement the engine.
> forces the train to go through hostile environments prone to causing frequent stops seems ineffective.
Trains were only an example, I also brought up airships.
>Even a coal engine just takes one guy shoveling coal.
And it consumes coal.
>Why waste time with some ridiculously huge
Why do you suppose it would be disproportionately huge?
>when you could boil up some steam, shovel some coal
Both these require active use of resources and are therefore wasteful
>fuck a Raiju, instead?
Viable, but I'm trying to be a bit more inventive than "fuck x MG".

I don't know If I'm just inserting intent into your criticisms, but you seem personally offended at my ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268854
We had Griffin last time, so it's most likely a new one. Maybe even one he held onto when he missed the "deadline" before the Griffin, which would explain why it's so early.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268837
>>16268849
Seems he had down what he wanted the design to be from the start, nice to see.
>>16268854
>Oh, by the way, new profile soon
>クロスはちからをためている
It's time, my bet is on a new girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268837
>Underboob as a keyword for an entire MG design
KC will never stop to surprise me with these making of

And nice to learn that the wings were meant to be higher up her back

>>16268849
Horse meat?
Is this a joke for penis?
If not I'm giving a Griffon stretchy horse meat
Also does this imply Griffon are racist towards centaurs?

>>16268854
I bet new one

Thanks for posting and translating his enty post, much appreciated

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268887
Horse meat is really good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268887
>Horse meat?
>Is this a joke for penis?
It's literal horse meat, anon. They are carnivores

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268854
Her design was close to done even at the sketch phase.
While the Griffon already has a ton to her design even naked, I felt like she'd look a bit... lacking and bare, in a way, if she wasn't wearing anything? So I gave her an outfit in the style of a poncho and loincloth, along with face paint, simply to give her a bit of a more ethnic and wild look.
While it doesn't exactly hide anything, its purpose is really more just to fill out the shape of her lower body.
While her rather "voluminous" wings and lower body (and boobs) really help convey the size of her body, I made her stomach area rather typically feminine and not visibly toned. With the Griffon, I was really trying hard to strike a good balance between the kind of atmosphere the different parts of her body give, and possible gap appeal between one part and its surrounding ones...
I worked very hard at trying to make the feeling of those wings and lower body just right, and have them contrast with her human torso just right, as well as just making her look really fluffy.
Her hair also has a lot of volume to it, and it's white on top. It was difficult to design that mesh in a way that it resembles the body of a brown eagle, and I was quite worried about how it would work out.
I went with a similar coloring for her wings, as well as the legs. If the legs were just entirely brown they'd look a bit bland and not terribly eye catching, so I added some white highlights around her calves.

Since I drew her at an angle that really emphasizes that underboob (really important), it's probably a bit difficult to tell, but the accessory on her chest is actually styled after a bird's beak.
In the initial sketch she had some hair under her breasts, but I ended up dropping it for the profile illustration to emphasize the underboob and make it really easy to see...!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268921
>underboob (really important)
Some times, he putts out stuff that isn't shit. And I appreciate that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268939
Just a shame he's so awful at the whole monster part of monster girls.
I feel like MGE would be so much better if he focused more on the human part and left the monster parts as accessories, pretty much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268921
I'd like it if he went back to the ZR approach when it comes to leg fluff. I quite like thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268947
You kidding me? At least KC puts some thought into the monster parts themselves and how they can best work in tandem with the human parts, instead of making them an afterthought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268949
Most girls already use the "ZR" style, what's wrong with a bit of variety?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268947
Do you even know what thread you're in right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268958
Because that variety is shit. It adds nothing unless you're a furfag. You've removed some nice, thick thighs for what? Feather covered bird legs? Yeah nice. That's not where I want my dick to be.

>>16268960
He's right though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268962
>It adds nothing unless you're a furfag.
Oh you're one of those. No wonder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268965
Tell me I'm wrong, and justify your position on how you find furry legs more fuckable then a nice ZR with some thick thighs, without coming tothe conclusion that you yourself are a furry. I'll be waiting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268921
He really hit a home run with her.
>>16268947
I'd rather he kept doing what he does best, griffon is the best balance he's had between monster and human in a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268968
>>16268965
Also if you're just going to give a copout along the lines of "Well you would just rather remove all monster parts" Then following your own logic, you would prefer a full furry.

Getting that particular argument out of the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268968
>ZR
Meme fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268971
I like thighs. I don't need all of it, I just need some of it. Can you fault me for that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268968
>>16268970
Not this shit again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268837
>>16268849
>>16268921
Every time I read these I imagine a baphomet holding an over sized pen scribing in a griomoire by candle light

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268978
You started it, I was just stating my preference for thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268981
Where the fuck did anyone start anything, you were the first one to start flinging around insults and allegations and forcing your opinion down everyone's throats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268989
Stop replying. Report and ignore.

[Anonymous No.]

Why have you come to my lair adventurer?

Do you seek fame?
Do you seek fortune?
Do you seek danger?

it doesn't matter,you shall not leave this place

now draw your weapon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268989
When my preference was invalid because "variety".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268996
>Report and ignore.
Feel free to ignore me, but I would advise against false reports. I'm talking about something entirely on topic

[Anonymous No.]

You're going to make a March Hare cry and meticulously shave her leg fluff for perfect ZR, I hope you're happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269008
March Hare already has ZR though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268999
>now draw your weapon!
u n z i p s

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269008
I mean, she could use a trim, she's poofy as FUCK. But she already has perfect ZR

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269008
Still a shame that KC went for the shitty design we got instead of that glorious human legs March Hare concept.

[Anonymous No.]

I know it's a bit late and there are only a handful of anons out and about right now, but what do you actually think is the Mg ideal for your standard design? Mine looks something like this. I'll delete it in 10 or so mins.

[Anonymous No.]

What does ZR mean?

>>16268999
Why would anyone bother with a dragon's lair when you can get free Griffon pussy I'd you get close to theirs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269010
Then she pins you and starts ravaging you effortlessly

congratulations, you are now her cum dispenser and nothing more

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269035
Zettai Ryouki. Translates to golden zone, the area of bare thick above some thigh high stockings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269036
>and they say dragons are hard to get

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269008
Look at the amount of attractive parts March Hare has vs what the Griffon has, and realize how much of an idiot you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268999
>Get lost when trying to go to the kitchen
>End up in a dragon's lair
>She won't let me go without a fight

I can fight her taste with a sandwich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269045
If only the non-monster parts are attractive, why are you here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269046
How do you end up in a dragon's lair going to the kitchen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269043
People sometimes forget that you have to prove yourself worthy or shower them woth love if you want to dick the dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269037
Actually, it's "absolute zone/area".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269032
Isn't that a male model?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269049
If you find animal parts sexy, why don't you just go outside and fuck an animal instead of fantasizing about it on an imageboard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269049
Not him, but that's a pretty accurate representation of "Places I want to stick my dick"

>>16269054
I couldn't find a female one that didn't have hair or wasn't posing, and I spend a whole half minute looking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269032
Depends on the type of monster girl, obviously. Having a "standard" design is just being creatively bankrupt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269037
Thanks

>>16269050
Probably some wizard playing jokes on Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268837
>>16268849
>>16268851
>>16268854
>>16268921
Is that from behind the paywall?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269061
Yes, so don't share it anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269056
Nice false dichotomy, but it's the mix of the two that makes monster girls.
If you're in it only for the human bits then I honestly don't get why you'd be here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269057
Fair enough, surprised there wasn't a good female model out there though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269050
I'm not a very smart man. I still think wurms and Ryus have lamia butts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269064
>but it's the mix of the two that makes monster girls
That still doesn't excuse wanting to rub your dick on hairy legs and paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269058
But that is the limit for how monstrous I would make something with the exception of mermaids and lamia, considering that short of having a scaled pussy, having scales up to the hips like they do, at least still won't get in the way during sex. But then KC has the "retractable fur" thing going on.

>>16269066
I admit I spent 0 effort on it, but from a glance it wasn't as anatomical asthe one I posted. Fuckin hair and sideways poses and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269071
Yeah, it's not like, say, half of the kitsune posters fantasize about tailjobs or anything like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269053
I thought it was golden. Huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269076
Tailjobs are fuckin weird. Like rubbing your cock on a shaggy carpet. I can't imagine that would be pleasurable at all. At least snake tail has something smooth going on.

Still, wouldn't you just prefer a blowjob?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269076
>half of the kitsune posters fantasize about tailjobs

>source: my ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269080
Why would you want a blowjob when you could just stick it in?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck a human girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269080
Why would a kitsune's tail feel anything like a shaggy carpet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269081
Judging by how often they post about it I'd say it's a significant number of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269080
>Still, wouldn't you just prefer a blowjob?
...Why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269084
But human girl's aren't exotic.

>>16269082
Foreplay is important

>>16269086
It's both fur that mats when wet.

>>16269087
Could easily be a handful of vocal posters. I doubt it s the norm. For instance, I like zombie dragons, but I don't want a bonejob.

>>16269091
You only have one dick, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269064
It's fine if you think that monster parts add some exoticness to the whole, but they should NEVER replace the important sexy human bits, and they should NEVER be directly involved in the sex.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.strawpoll.me/11887409

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269084
I want to cunttease a human girl by dry humping her for weeks before finally putting it in and impregnating her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269109
Yes they are sexy to look at, but no I don't want them on my dick. Where's my option, fag?

[Anonymous No.]

Incoming wall of train:
>>16268857
>Solar power is thought to be free because we don't need to turn the sun on, anon
The point is that generating power takes power in return, hence why I mentioned perpetual motion machines.
I was trying to bring your attention to the fact that Mamono are not infinite fuel-cells and are just as much a resource as steam would be.
That is, unless you fuck 'em during the whole journey, which I also mentioned with the sex-engine.

>You've nicely avoided answering my question
>Proceeds to list off suggestions I gave anyway
Didn't think that through now did ya?

>It can be used in any environment so long as there is both hot and cold at play.
If you only want to pay for half the workforce, only one of those will be available. If that's the case, an engine that relies on a full workforce to go underground is inefficient.
>There would already be a dedicated work force for the maintenance of the vehicle you would just fulfill a secondary role in having them be huge heat producers to supplement the engine.
Maintenance team? Is this Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress we're talking about here? Even so, it's still a work force of specific individuals. The point I was making is that anyone can shovel coal or boil water. You don't need shovelcoaliens of the resource dimension.
>Trains were only an example, I also brought up airships.
Trains are something of my field of expertise. I've fantasized about driving trains with waifu pretty often, so yeah.
>And it consumes coal.
An engine always consumes more than it produces. Whether it's coal, sun energy or Mamono mana. You're only replacing coal with Mamonobama.
>Why do you suppose it would be disproportionately huge?
Because it's a Stirling engine, and Stirling engines have a terrible power-to-weight ratio that requires large amounts of space to be effective.
>Both these require active use of resources and are therefore wasteful
Again, every engine will be "wasting" something or other.
>I'm trying to be a bit more inventive than "fuck x MG"
Yeah, as you might have noticed, so am I. But Mamono can only be used as batteries if someone at least recharges them between trips with a good dicking.

>inserting intent into your criticisms
The word is "projecting", and yes.
I don't have any criticism beyond Stirling engines just not being good in favor of many other engines.
If you're going to use a Mamono's powers, you could get the nice Dragon lady to blow some fire into the coal box, since fire is really all that's needed. Or just tell an Ignis to sit inside.
An interesting idea is a Sylph condensing air to create artificial pressure in a steam engine, if she can even do that.
Fuck, you could just make a Golem that constantly pedals on one of those workout bikes. It would be both amusing and oddly depressing.
But at that point, why bother with a vehicle and not just ride a Sandworm or some similar Mamono-powered service? Coolness factor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269109
Depends on the monster part, dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269115
>Yes they are sexy to look at
Furfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269122
If the fact that slapping horns and a tail on a girl makes them more attractive to me makes me a furry, then so be it.
But the term is kinda worthless at that point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269112
I want to lick that hunter's sweaty feet and have her step on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269160
I bet you want to lick her feet after she's stepped on you, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269151
There's nothing wrong with that.
But finding the monster parts themselves sexy is a whole different story.

[Anonymous No.]

turning sophisticated dragons into mushy waifus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269168
No, I want to lick her feet as she steps on my face and say how much of a slut I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269172
Turning powerful, evil Dragons into mushy waifus who are still powerful and evil to everyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it wrong to want to lick a Dragon's feet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269183
But who's going to clean her feet after you jizz all over her toes? You have to take responsibility for your actions, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269188
Teaching the evil, powerful dragon that thete is more to life than just pillaging and killing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269172
Mere
Female
Lizards

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269195
I can clean it with a towel as I'm forced to eat her out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269188
How would a evil dragon waifu be with her husbando on her lair private quarters?

>>16269196
Yeah

Hoarding

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269172
Sophisticated Dragon turning Anon into a fucktoy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269117
>I was trying to bring your attention to the fact that Mamono are not infinite fuel-cells and are just as much a resource as steam would be.
No, but a salamander is going to give off lots of body heat, and heat up a room regardless. Might as well put her in a room where that heat is useful.

>Didn't think that through now did ya?
Eh, I do these things point by point. I missed that you addressed my first question at the end of your post, and didn't think to go back and correct myself. My bad.
>If you only want to pay for half the workforce, only one of those will be available. If that's the case, an engine that relies on a full workforce to go underground is inefficient.
So don't take it underground. And yeah, that's the idea behind paying only half the workforce. I posted below the train idea, a bunch of glacies and yuki onna working in the tropics.
>Maintenance team? Is this Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress we're talking about here?
Never actually watched it, but I won't lie, it was on my mind. Something so vital as a supply line can't afford to be held up on busted tracks, so you'd need a team there making sure the train gets to its destination no matter what. Also I imagine the trains being kind of huge, so there would need to be a team regardless.
>The point I was making is that anyone can shovel coal or boil water.
But if you already need a team to operate the train, why not save money on coal and have their very presence power the train? Seems far more efficient.
>Trains are something of my field of expertise. I've fantasized about driving trains with waifu pretty often, so yeah.
That's kinda cool. What waifu would you train with? No uh, no pun intended.
>You're only replacing coal with Mamonobama.
Replacing coal with heat, anon, in this example.
>Because it's a Stirling engine, and Stirling engines have a terrible power-to-weight ratio that requires large amounts of space to be effective.
They did in the past, but then steam engines were comparatively huge too. I wonder how compact you can actually make one with a mix of magic and tech. In your opinion, what is the foremost factor contributing to how large one of these engines would have to be? The air cylinder?
>Again, every engine will be "wasting" something or other.
Yeah, but would you rather waste land and resources by mining coal and oil and then waste coal and oil, or would you rather waste heat that was already going to be there anyway?
> But Mamono can only be used as batteries if someone at least recharges them between trips with a good dicking.
Do salamanders cool with a lack of dickings? Do Igni? I don't really know, it may very well be that they need an anon to keep the machine running. But then in my defense it's still not like sex directly powers the train.
>The word is "projecting", and yes.
Doesn't projecting imply that there's something about myself that I'm projecting into the conversation? I was more assuming your thoughts. While I guess on some level you could argue that's some reflection of me, I would disagree. Though I would, wouldn't I?
> you could get the nice Dragon lady to blow some fire into the coal box, since fire is really all that's needed. Or just tell an Ignis to sit inside.
But that's still wasteful of a non-renewable resource. Unless you're going to hire a mage to apply immense pressure to some peat or whatever, and apply a spell that has time accelerate for the peat, turning it into coal over time. That is how coal is made, right? Or am I thinking oil?
>An interesting idea is a Sylph condensing air to create artificial pressure in a steam engine, if she can even do that.
That is an interesting Idea, and I'm sure it could be done with a sylph co-operative enough.
>Fuck, you could just make a Golem that constantly pedals on one of those workout bikes
this is just sad though. Worse yet if she does it with a smile.
>But at that point, why bother with a vehicle and not just ride a Sandworm or some similar Mamono-powered service? Coolness factor?
Partly coolness factor, yeah, but You can build trains. Can't build a sandworm. You can breed them, but you might need more trains than you can reliably breed sandworms. And then there's how reliable sandworms are as vehicles. might be viable on a smaller scale though

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269170
Does it make me a furfag if I find claws and wings "sexy" in context with the rest of the girl, but don't want my dick near them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269216
thats a win or a loss for anon? poor guy would have fearboners anytime the dragon is anywhere near him

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269228
No, that's fine, as long as your actual sexual desire is directed only at the human parts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269211
She'd be the little spoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269238
That is what i meant, when I said "I find the monster bits sexy, but don't want my dick near them"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269238
Who died and left you in charge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269241
Then you're all good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269204
I want my childhood friend Paladin-chan rescue me just as a Succuslut is about to rape me and then reduce me into her eating-out slave! It's all thanks to her that I wasn't brutally raped by that monster, after all, so it's only right that I thank her by servicing her every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269243
The thread could to with less borderline furfag ear/paw/claw/tail/wing fuckers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269240
you got that backwards pal, anon is the little spoon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269241
That's just understanding why monster girls are hot. You're aroused by the exoticism, not the actual monster features like a furfag would be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269263
I eant to surgically remove my waifu's monster parts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269279
I want my waifu to surgically remove my man parts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269273
I guess KC is a furfag then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269283
But how are you going to have babies with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269273
I really wish KC of all people would understand this. Like, to be a completely broken record, going back to ZR, it exemplifies the thick, sexy thigh of a woman so much better, if below the thigh is the powerful leg and paw of, say, a jinko. The contrast is arousing.

Imagine how shit her design would be if she had fur up to the hips. Though, that said, I am glad he moved away from the ludicrously sized paws and claws.

>>16269285
Yes. Yes he is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269285
Well, technically uh, he did do the siths, sooo...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269286
We'd have had enough sex by then for the semen that has soaked into her body to fertilize her at least twice.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't say paladin feet aren't sexy but they are no way near Dragon or ojou-sama feet
And besides tentacles>feet, you can't make an onahole with feet and tentacle jobs are way more precise and pleasurable than footjob

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269287
Say, what do you think about Whitehorn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269287
>The contrast is arousing.
But KC does design most of his girls around that sort of contrast? It's just that it's not always the same kind of contrast, and that he generally tries to give each part its own appeal in addition to the "gap sexiness".

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269286
Her aim is to use my testicles to produce an endless spring of sperm to be able to cumflate herself at will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269301
>Not wanting to fertilize your waifu more than twice

anon are you a man or a chicken?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269304
>can't make an onahole with feet
Yes you can, just push the soles together and hump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269301
But what if she wants your dick inside of her again? Are you going to have a surgery to put it back in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269312
She can easily do that by pinning you and forcing manticore venom down your troat, no need to sacrifice your genitals

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269304
There's a reason footfags are looked down on. By your logic, you might as well have a girl that's just pussies on all her extremities.

>>16269311
You can't contrast a woman's upper leg to her lower leg, if all her leg is beastly. You've removed the contrast and made the leg effectively worthless except to a special kind of person

>>16269309
I think she's a waste of design, but we aren't talking about taurs this time around. That's a whole other kettle of mermaids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269191
Hell no, it's the manliest of things to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269323
That's not the way Liches roll, anon. She wants to do it her way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268980
Sounds cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269323
That isn't how venom works, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269329
There are more sorts of contrast than just ZR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269319
I'm not convinced and it sounds awkward
It removes the whole belittling aspect if the girl is on her back pushing her feet together

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269287
What if I want a Jinko to step on me because of both said contrast, and because I consider the power (and fluffiness) of said legs and paws to be an attractive trait?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269352
my bad my bad its early here

meant to say pour all of it on anon jewels

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269354
How else are you going to contrast on part of the leg with another if not for ZR?

>>16269359
I'd say you're a degenerate. Though from how you described it, you're less getting off to the fact that it's an animal's claw, and are more getting off to the idea of power that claw represents, and having that pawergedditstepping on you.

You're a garden variety powerslut. You'd get off on anything powerful stepping on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269356
Footjobs aren't about belittling, anon. They're about enjoying the pleasure of her lewd feet. The sole-ahole is a great position that allows you to kiss while having foot sex.

Besides, if you want to be bullied during sex, you can have her say mean things about the way you're desperately humping her dirty feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269361
That's still not how it works, do you even into basic biology?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269369
I would get off to anything stepping on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269383
Even the oppressive force of the monstergirl matriarchy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269369
I suppose the fact that her legs are inhuman does add to the appeal, though again more due to the contrast, size and powerful appearance, as well as exotic sensation, rather than simply the fact that it's an animal feature? Like, I look at a Jinko's legs, and I just see them as huge, powerful, fluffy Jinko legs and paws (with some nicely toned bare thighs), and not "aw yeah tiger fur and paws so sexy".
I suppose in a way I've just completely dissociated monster girls with the creatures their features originate from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269389
As long as it has feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269382
Apply like a lotion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268837
>>16268921
Where is the HD pic? Did I miss it?
Can someone post HD pic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269319
Is this what the Elf does to the guy in Alp's story?

[Anonymous No.]

cumflate dragon wife EVERY DAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269400
I just realized I missed the making ofs for Phantom, Apophis and Ice Queen. Anyone particularly care to see those?

And the update is just Trumpart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269391
But that isn't a contrast between monster and girl. That's just a monster's leg. Juxtaposition is juxtaposition because there are two contrasting things right next to each other. I.e. the upper human thigh and the lower monster leg. the upper human shoulder and the lower monster leg. The human torso and the monster wings. The human butt and the monster tail. The human face and the monster ears.

These are the contrasts that make a monstergirl exotic and desirable. You're just describing the leg of a monster, not the leg of a monster girl. And getting off to it. And, you know, you do you. but you can neither be surprised nor offended when you're called a furry for it. I mean I guess you can, but it's pretty silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269423
Sure, do whatever you want with your wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269433
>the upper human shoulder and the lower monster arm**

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269433
>Juxtaposition is juxtaposition because there are two contrasting things right next to each other
That's a really narrow way to look at it, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269432
>Anyone particularly care to see those?
Sure

>>16269432
>And the update is just Trumpart.
What update? KC powering up is trumpart update?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269448
You need to be narrow. It's all fine and good to look at a griffon and go
>Well her upper half is human but her lower half is beast. That's contrast, right?
But then when you get down to it, and spread her legs, and begin to fuck, you see that instead of some delicious contrast and some nice plump, muscled thighs above some powerful lion claws, you've just got furr up to the hip, and you might as well be fucking a cait sith for all the practical difference it makes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269398
It has to be injected. The whole point of venom is to get into your bloodstream so it has a much easier time circulating into the entirety of your body so the various enzymes and proteins can attack whichever system the animal that bit you designates.

Take Crabman's Echidna for example, her hemotoxic venom would attack and break down your red blood cells as well as disrupt blood clotting and do generalized tissue damage.

Or Hell, a look at the venom/sex magic that ManyEyedHydra's Succubi use. To make it easier to absorb your life, as it were, they put a venom inside of you either through absorption of the mucus membranes (Like their vaginal walls) or inject it directly via vampire-like fangs. What this shit does, which thankfully does not exist in the real world, or hopefully ever will is metabolizes their victim's body mass to be made into ejaculate while they milk him to death. Which is why they end up looking like dessicated skeletons by the end of it because the more they ejaculate into her, the more muscles mass, fat tissue, organs she's taking.

In the case of KC though, an Oomukade's venom would be an irritant/neural disruptor since instead of pain, you receive pleasurable sensations. Just like a Manticore's venom is more or less just a metabolizing neurotoxin that tells your brain to keep blood flowing to your nethers while she milks you for all you're worth.

The best kind of venom would be Fire Ant, though. Simply because in my mind a Fire Ant variant would be extremely sexually ferocious and bite/sting you constantly to keep the semen flowing while it lights up like Hellfire in your skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269470
>while it lights up like Hellfire in your skin
Great job, you go into shock from the pain within seconds. Wonderful sex you're having there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269470
so they sell the manticore venom in liquid form or sticky barbs for pricking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269432
All 3 sound good
Apophis is by far the most popular so if were to do any do this one

[Anonymous No.]

It's trumpart

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269488
Eh, it's okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269484
>Being common, vulgar, and licentious

>>16269485
Probably a mixture of both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269488
The five of hearts? What does it mean? What does it signify?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269488
Time to move on to the next shitstorm I suppose. Where's my diamond in the ruff

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269488
BUILD CARD THEMED WALL AROUND ANONS

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269495
We are getting that weird wonderland posting.

[Anonymous No.]

Also some wonderland succubi/cheshire hybrid

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269502
Did you like my pun? I laughed so hard my stomach knotted

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269505
Oh damn, she's some kind of advanced trickster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269505
That's a cute teen Cheshire. She looks like she's happy to see a dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269505
Why doe her belly look like that? That's a loli's tummy, but proportionally she's just a flat, what looks to be fairy tall cat girl. Unless her posture is just fucked. Man, there is nothing more unattractive than bad posture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269506
Stop, you're making the card embarrassed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269522
What's she going to do? Cry until her throat feels a little horse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269516
>fairy tall
>torso 2 heads
That's a late loli, like 10-12 yo

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269220
>a salamander is going to give off lots of body heat, and heat up a room regardless
Couldn't the same be done with everyone's body temperature? I feel like the cold in the engine would counteract the small amount of body heat, and the engine would run very inefficiently. Especially if they weren't really focusing on it and it was just an ambient thing.
>So don't take it underground
But underground is safer. No blizzards to blind you, no avalanches or a stray Moose or anything like that. The only problem is setting up a proper and secure tunnel would cost way more than just tossing down some tracks. But that doesn't really have anything to do with engines.
>I imagine the trains being kind of huge, so there would need to be a team regardless
If being attacked by the super-powered natives is a common occurrence, or they had to make the train fat as hell to fit a Stirling engine in it, sure. If they only needed more storage then they can just add more cars.
>But if you already need a team to operate the train, why not save money on coal and have their very presence power the train? Seems far more efficient
I mentioned this, actually. I'll get to that later.
>What waifu would you train with? No uh, no pun intended
I admit, I chuckled. I always envision a Gremlin conducting while I shovel coal, and we chug off into the sunset.
But then, I also imagine the train flying off the track and merging into the legs of a Megazord, so there's that.
>Replacing coal with heat, anon, in this example
Yeah, that's when I mentioned the Dragon or an Ignis.
>In your opinion, what is the foremost factor contributing to how large one of these engines would have to be? The air cylinder?
It would probably be something like that. Power is generated when the cool air hits the warm side and the pressure buildup pushes the piston. So I guess more air makes more power.
>Do salamanders cool with a lack of dickings? Do Igni?
Not... that I'm aware of? An Ignis might actually need recharging, though. Especially if she had to stay in a frozen wasteland.
>Doesn't projecting imply that there's something about myself that I'm projecting into the conversation?
In this case, it meant you had it in your head that I was angry, and were projecting the idea that I was angry onto me, even though I wasn't, thus making your post relatively hostile.
I tend to make people do that sometimes. Don't worry about it.
>But that's still wasteful of a non-renewable resource
No, there wouldn't be any coal or oil at all. A steam engine only needs coal to boil the water. Since water isn't exactly non-renewable, it's fine if you just replace the coal with something else like a Lava Golem, Dragon breath or an Ignis. If the Sylph idea worked, you wouldn't even need the water either, but at that point she's basically just turning a crank with wind powers, as apposed to an Ignis that only really needs to sit there.
>this is just sad though. Worse yet if she does it with a smile
Nah, I would think it pretty charming if she smiled. It's like she knows she exists to fulfill this one purpose and she puts all her energy into it with all her heart. Adorable.
>You can build trains. Can't build a sandworm
Can't build an Ignis either. Part of the process of inventing new and useful things is making it as accessible to as many different applications as possible.
If you needed to have a certain Mamono for everything, it would become dependent on them, and employers would have a hard time firing her if she got out of line.
How common are Salamanders, Igni, Dragons and Lava Golems in a frozen waste, anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269526
Not unless she's a really tall 12 yo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269524
Just end it all an say that she wants it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269531
White Dragons live in the frozen wastes, but they don't breathe fire. Lava Golems should be more common if Iceland is anything to go by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269536
Really tall 12 yos are the best. My cousin was like that. Too bad she turned into a slut the instant she hit 13.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269543
>13-year-old slut
Lolita is real?

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ184633/?unique_op=af
What is this thing? MGE dress-up game?

[Anonymous No.]

Concept: Gentlemen of the Land of Immortals, Kajin Phantom, pretty damn chuuni, Suit + spirit body

This time, it's the noble "Phantom" of the Land of Immortals.
Like a Zombie would evolve into the upper-class variant "Wight", the "Ghost" has evolved into the "Phantom"!
While Wights are the typical ladylike nobility, the noble appearance of a Phantom is more reminiscent of "gentlemen".
While in western Europe a "phantom" is just another word for a ghost, here I specifically went for the motif of the "Kaijin phantom", as in the French novel "The Phantom of the Opera", so I designed her as an opera actor.
The Ghost's habit of wild fantasies and delusions has been powered up!
Rather than just lewd thoughts, they obsess over romantic and dramatic stories involving men, and by creating illusions, her surroundings will be turned into her own theater! As such, her costume had to represent both her great skill as an actress, her chuuni tendencies, and still actually be fairly cool. I aimed for something like that.

("Kaijin" is a term that literally just means "strange person" but can refer to all manners of antagonistic human or human-like figures with supernatural abilities, and is also used to mean "Phantom" in the Japanese title of "Phantom of the Opera")

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269495
>>16269502
If she's a Diamond Trumpart does that make her one hard gangsta?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269552

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269552
What would she do if I came all over her mask?
What would she do if I came inside her mask while she was taking a bath?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269549
It's a waifu maker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269557

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269547
It's current year m8. Average age of first sexual intercourse is 12~

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269557
>>16269552
Love Phantom. Love her a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269565
That's some dystopian future shit right there with girls being laid the moment they've had their first bleeding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269531
>Couldn't the same be done with everyone's body temperature? I feel like the cold in the engine would counteract the small amount of body heat, and the engine would run very inefficiently. Especially if they weren't really focusing on it and it was just an ambient thing.
No, the greater the disparity between the internal heat and the external cold the more efficient the engine will be. the internal engine room is bound to be hotter than outside, but if you staff it with igni and salamanders, that heat will increase
>But underground is safer.
This I can't deny. But then that flies in the face if my idea of a monster society that lives in harmony with nature, it not only are you boring through a mountain to create paths, but you're going to have to look to another potentially wasteful fuel method to make underground travel viable
>If being attacked by the super-powered natives is a common occurrence, or they had to make the train fat as hell to fit a Stirling engine in it, sure. If they only needed more storage then they can just add more cars
I did imagine they would have to fend off some huge, hardy demon realm beasts.
> If they only needed more storage then they can just add more cars.
You can but size is directly proportional to coolness And I don't mean that in terms of temperature though theoretically, the more surface area open to the frigid winds, the more effectively the engine will work.
> I always envision a Gremlin conducting while I shovel coal, and we chug off into the sunset.
But then, I also imagine the train flying off the track and merging into the legs of a Megazord, so there's that.
I personally don't trust gremlin engineers, but I can see the appeal all the same. Nice fantasy, anon.
>Yeah, that's when I mentioned the Dragon or an Ignis.
Oh I'm an idiot. I though you mean you'd use the dragon/ ignis to breathe fire to burn the coal.
>It would probably be something like that. Power is generated when the cool air hits the warm side and the pressure buildup pushes the piston. So I guess more air makes more power
I can't imagine what else it would be. The rest would just be belts and gears to my knowledge. So you'd need a crew to replace any cylinders that crack. Come to think of it, if you have dragons and salamanders and ignis manning the engine room and freezing blizzard winds out side, you'd need to super resistant glass to not shatter.
>An Ignis might actually need recharging, though. Especially if she had to stay in a frozen wasteland.
I can see this.
>In this case, it meant you had it in your head that I was angry, and were projecting the idea that I was angry onto me, even though I wasn't, thus making your post relatively hostile.
I tend to make people do that sometimes. Don't worry about it.
Fair enough. And again, my bad.
>No, there wouldn't be any coal or oil at all. A steam engine only needs coal to boil the water. Since water isn't exactly non-renewable, it's fine if you just replace the coal with something else like a Lava Golem, Dragon breath or an Ignis.
Yeah, this just goes back to my misunderstanding. It's kinda late.
>Nah, I would think it pretty charming if she smiled.
But she's happy to be a machine of labour. She needs a glorious oktober revolution!
>Can't build an Ignis either.
Uh... can't you? For that matter, what even is an elemental? Are you sure you can't artificially manufacture one by... I dunno. Cumming in a fire place?
>If you needed to have a certain Mamono for everything, it would become dependent on them, and employers would have a hard time firing her if she got out of line.
How common are Salamanders, Igni, Dragons and Lava Golems in a frozen waste, anyway?
It's not just ignises. Salamanders, Hellhounds, Lava golems, those lantern girls. you can import the entire work force and if your engine works on hot girls inside a machine to feed off a cold environment, you could do an exchange with an equatorial nation and give them cold girls inside a machine to feed off a hot environment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269488
She's cute
And from the bits of translation we have her profile will be great

>>16269505
Oh that's neat

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269492
Her rank and position in the Queen of Hearts' army. IIRC Spades are the strongest but Hearts would be the closest to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269552
There is no arguing it anymore
She's confirmed chuuni

Also this kind of indicates that there won't be anymore undead power ups since he has done both lady and gentleman, there are no other "classy" archetypes right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269606
It's not that he's done both lady and gentleman, it's that of the power ups he's done so far, they both happened to be either lady or gentleman. I'd like to see more power ups but I can't imagine what they'd be

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269563
Her trademark is the opera mask!
In order to make the shape of the eye holes in the mask stand out more, I made her actual eyes colored a subdued yellow, close to white.
To highlight how they are not a distinct "substance", but rather a vague and hazy "spiritual body", I deliberately did not make them something as simple as a "ghost wearing a suit". Rather, I designed her ghost body as if it was fused with the suit, and it's difficult to tell the boundary between them.
While the lower abdomen part sorta looks like pants, it's directly connected to the translucent lower body of a ghost, with no distinct legs or anything like that. Though since they can freely switch between spirit and materialized states, they can also undress properly and materialize the shape of legs to some extent, so don't worry!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269578
>dystopian future
It's current year reality though

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269614
>>16269563
>>16269557
>>16269552
We need Phantom stories asap

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269618
She can write it herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269618
Get Penywise to write one then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269624
>>16269618
What is with this thread's goldfish memory when it comes to writefaggotry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269628
No one reads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269628
Not everybody is here to see writefag updates on the regular and a good amount of us tend to be pretty lazy when it comes to checking the wordpress?

I mean shit, unless it gains notoriety for being absolutely shit like Truckercore or turned into a thread meme like Stinkypede I doubt many anons will remember something outside of shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269624
>>16269628
Uh, we need Phantom stories which I didn't write asap.

[Anonymous No.]

If I recall, weren't there some greentexts and story ideas being bounced around when she was first revealed. Did any one cap those?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269618
http://pastebin.com/SMbhL1Pu
http://pastebin.com/vgS0pwn5

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269639
Fine then.

>There was once an Anon who went into a tower
>But fell under the spell of a Phantom's awesome power!
>In a bind, with him out of his mind, he had no choice but to play along!
>Lured into the parlour by a most outrageous song!
>Twelve bongs did sound the clock, all while a frisky Phantom rode Anon's cock!

There. That's about as good as this place gets from me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269639
What is with you wanting other people to write about things you've already written about? It's like Tolkien begging Rigney to write about elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269614
So that's why her eyes are so pretty
Very happy to see him explain his confusing design, there are way too many cases where I'm not sure if a part is from the monster or just a bit of clothing
As for the leg thing that was of obvious, I'm slightly shocked he said "to some extent" when Phantoms are supposedly very powerful, maybe polymorph isn't as easy as I thought

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269647
Nice.

>>16269652
No point reading my own stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269499
Hi Shoggocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269652
Do you not have a concept of literary incest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269670
Teach me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16267835
Nothing preventing her from having the A even if she can't have the T.

>>16267911
That's a funny way to spell "best taste".

>>16269552
I hope KC releases Wight's making of in the near future.

>>16269606
>there won't be anymore undead power ups
He did mention "Revenant" in the Phantom's profile right? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

Unlike most people which have a little angel and devil that try to tell them what to do, I have two Wurms that just tell me to find a fat Wurm butt to spank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269675
Masturbating to your own works is tantamount to literary incest because you essentially brought a female character into the world. You're masturbating to your fictional daughter, as it were, having sex. You're no better than KDF at that point, except with the addition of cuckoldry into the mix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269694
That's retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269694
>not wanting to fuck your imaginary daughter
What a pleb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269647
>“I am not irritable, its the sun that is irritable.” The vampire argued while sitting up on the bed looking better already.
Vampires are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269614
Her clothes have a two color scheme, a dark green close to black, and a light blue/green, but her "spirit flames" on her sleeves, collar, back side of the hem, etc, all those parts that share the same color, emit light in order to really give her a ghastly image.
Also, her jabot (the frilly thing on her chest) also glows in the same way, to demonstrate that their bodies and clothing both are made out of spiritual and demonic energy.
Her outfit has decorations with an undead theme, with skeletal motifs, and borders lined with bones. She wears a black vest under her suit, giving the impression that the skeleton under her chest is emerging from the dark. The skeletal parts on her shoulders are based on military officers' epaulettes.
Though with all those accessories all on her upper body, her lower body ended up feeling a little desolate, so I added some line patterns of magical light. Though it has a cross design, the part on her vest going down to her groin could be seen like an arrow pointing down to her intimate parts... that's obviously intentional.
Also, since their bodies are barely exposed at all, most of the sex appeal is gathered in their boobs. The tight, taut clothing making her boobs look perky is really one of the highlights of her design for me...!
By the way, her hair is purple and her body is green. That color scheme is coincidentally inverted from the basic "Ghost".
Bringing up that point, unlike the "Bicorn" and "Arch Imp", where the encyclopedia illustration actually shows the same individual before and after her "evolution", the phantom with her "crosdressing beauty" feel and the childishly girly Ghost are really blatantly different. Though in the future, I might draw a Ghost becoming a Phantom!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269684
Don't listen to them, you will get raped and husbando'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269708
More like I will rape and get a waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

Concept: Ice Dress, high ranking Glacies, tall Cool Beauty

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269684
There's that one Anon who spanked a Wurm thinking it was a Lamia. Sometime later he managed to spank a Ryu's reverse scale (it looked like a "spank me" sign to him)

Rumors say he's still running away from those two till this day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269713
Remember to shover your dick in her ass and play with her ears. Wurms love that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269716
Goddammit, Glacies' Mom. I want Glacies to give me a rough, angry reacharound with nail-digging and shit while I peep on her mommy taking a bath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269547
>Dolores Haze
>a slut

How does it feel to be outsmarted by a deranged Russian pretending to be a suave and despicable Frenchman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269722
>Shover
I hate my phone so bad.

>>16269720
Did I become a legend or something like that?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tie a Ryu up really tight with unbreakable magic restraints so I can put a vibrating nipple clamp on her reverse scale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269757
Remember to nibble your Ryu's reverse scale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269768
I'd suckle on it and fondle it and turn her into a perfect little reverse scale slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269757
Anon dont that will make the ryu have heart shaped pupils!

[Anonymous No.]

Isn't touching a Ryu's reverse scale like brushing the head of your dick after you cum except 10 times worse?
You all are terrible if it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269774
It's not like they'll make her blind anon, it'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269779
Its not for the ryu safety its for anon pelvis and his wallet safety

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269651
Intriguing. I wonder if phantoms can actually rape men by forcing them to play the role given to them by the script
>Depressed, selfloathing anon raped by a phantom and forced to play the role of a confident and happy man, who seduces and pins down the phantom for a night of loving, only to learn the magical compulsion wore off half way through, and the rest of it was all him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269782
But she's all tied up, she's not coming out until I've calmed her down.

[Anonymous No.]

Do loli griffons practice guarding treasure by fiercely protecting their toy box?

[Anonymous No.]

How kindly does your ojou sama treat you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269789
Sure, but I don't know why they need to wear lewd school swimsuits while they do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269727
Her baths would be lying in a tub of ice while the shower head blows snow on her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269785
>Depressed, self-loathing Anon
If he's an alcoholic as well that's pretty much Me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269795
So you want her to take it off? What a pervert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269802
I mean, it's not like you'd be able to see any dirty bits anyway, she's got fur all the way up to her waist.

KC really fucked up by giving Griffons too much fur and feathers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269785
I'm toonegative for it to work on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269799
>not getting hard as hell when snowflakes cling to Glacies' Mom
The daughter is going to be extremely angry at the turgid state of my boner. I might have bloody gashes by the time I've finished jizzing. I bet mommy will notice the frozen puddle of cum and blood at the door right away when she comes out. Little Glacie's going to get a lecture about being gentle with the dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269704
I can't help but picture a vampire with morning hair flipping of the sun

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269716
This time, it's the ruler of the frigid lands ravaged by cold and snowstorms, "Ice Queen".
That first sketch was actually made right after I released the Glacies, but her design hadn't really quite solidified at that point, so I decided to put her on hold for a while and work on other stuff.
Though she's called the Ice Queen, that's not the title of a singular individual but instead the name of an entire species, so each snowy region has its own Ice Queen.
Also, in the era of the old Demon Lord, because they're a kind of elemental spirit, they were not able to have children, but now that they've become monster girls, they obviously can bear children, and of course there are also cases of Ice Queen mother and daughter occupying the same area.
Now, an "Ice Queen" appears in many different works, but the original one is the Danish fairy tale "The Snow Queen", by Hans Christian Andersen. This fairy tale features a magic mirror created by the "devil" that reflects only the worst in everything. It shattered, and one day a boy called Kay had shards of the mirror lodged in his eye and heart, changing his gentle personality and turning him cold and cruel. Later on, the Snow Queen robs him of his memory and takes him captive.
Though in the source material, it's really the mirror that has the ability to "freeze one's heart", in the Encyclopedia, the ice element has always been associated with inner cold and loneliness, so the Ice Queen had to have an ability to let her freeze the hearts of not just everyone in her surroundings, but even the most powerful monsters.

This was the definite sketch!
As the Ice Queen needed to have a cold and ruthless appearance, though she was always supposed to be tall, I decided to make her slender and with sharp features.
However, her tits are still huge and just spilling out of that open dress!
Even while fully clothed, when embracing her it'll be easy to just bury your face in that chest...!
I wanted her dress to open up in front from the start, but other than that, I was torn about whether it should be straight and narrow around the bottom or be a bit wider. I eventually went for the former since it had more of a mature, serious air to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269580
>the internal engine room is bound to be hotter than outside
I wouldn't think so. A room full of Salamanders might produce a lot of heat, but I can't see that heat exceeding the sheer blistering cold hitting against a fast moving train in frigid temperatures.
Besides, having to hire even one specific Mamono has several issues. Needing to hire an army of them just for their gratuitous body heat is something else.
>But then that flies in the face if my idea of a monster society that lives in harmony with nature
You would already be pretty far from nature driving past it anyway. May as well just make sure it doesn't get in the way, or get somebody killed.
>another potentially wasteful fuel method to make underground travel viable
That's why steam power is better. Doesn't depend on external winds. You don't need a room full of Salamanders. Just one Ignis in a box and plenty of water and you'll go anywhere in the world. It wouldn't even make that infamous black smoke, since that's a product of coal.
>Spoiler
I agree.
>I personally don't trust gremlin engineers
Das racist. Just don't piss the conductor off and she won't get the urge to crank the speed to maximum and make a very sharp turn. Easy.
>So you'd need a crew to replace any cylinders that crack
I don't think I've heard of cracked Stirlings. The more extreme differentials just make the air heat up and cool down faster, it doesn't actually increase pressure, it just pumps faster. That's why you need a bigger cylinder, so there will be more air, and thus more "oomph" when it pushes. It's like torque in a car, Probably.
>But she's happy to be a machine of labour
>But she's happy
Point. She was created for one simple purpose, and fulfilling that purpose causes everyone in the train to love her for it. It's such an innocent and carefree life with no worries.
Literally Hakuna Matata. She might be missing out on stuff, but she doesn't know anything else and she's fine with it.
>Uh... can't you? For that matter, what even is an elemental? Are you sure you can't artificially manufacture one by... I dunno. Cumming in a fire place?
Elementals are Elementals. They're the embodiment of an element given physical form after said element has become rich enough in the local area to somehow literally grow a body.
A big spring of very clear and healthy water would create an Undine. Rich and fertile fields of well-nourished soil would create a Gnome. Free-flowing winds blowing crisp, clean air high in the sky supposedly creates quite a few Sylph, and Ignis come about in areas rich with a ridiculous surplus of natural heat, including not just volcanoes but deserts, too.
Apparently all of these elements accumulate their own special elemental energy over time that eventually becomes the body.
You might be able to fabricate one in a way, but it would be similar to crystal growing, I imagine.
>you can import the entire work force
Maybe, but the issue is needing to import a workforce at all. Like I said, a steam engine needs only one particularly hot-enough girl to function. Any more than one MG would therefor be inefficient.
A Stirling engine would be trading a water tank for a bunch of specialty workers, less space and less reliable energy in certain areas. Just doesn't seem worth it to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269821
Though, after that I was still a bit worried about how tightly fitted and curve-squeezing it should be...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1626983

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269859

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268058
I've actually been gone for about a year, school and work and hobbies. On a whim I decided to return here. I just wish there was more time and I was more devoted to something I don't get paid for

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269870

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269792
She is kind, but teasing.

And sometimes VERY LEWD

[Anonymous No.]

The fuck I just opened the thread and we have 3 Making of and Trumpart's release.

Is this KC's apologize for being ill?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269821
>Bury your face into her chest
>Get stuck there permanently

not sure if want

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269491
>Being common, vulgar, and licentious
QUIA PECCAVI NIMIS
I don't have a Sea Bishop pic to confess my sins to

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269877
Just kept squeezing down and poofing up...
The Glacies is a monster born of the Queen's demonic energy, and since the Ice Queen is the Glacies' boss, her design should feel like a higher level Glacies with some common design elements.
Compared to the Glacies, her higher stature is expressed by the fact that compared to the Glacies' rougher-edged look, she looks like a finely-made ice sculpture, down to the hair, and ice-less legs closer to a human's.
Her dress is mostly made of ice, the blue part is shiny, while the edges are white and transaprent ice.
Since her clothes aren't real, and just made up by the queen's magic, it's studded with ice crystals and icicles, and general ice motifs, and she can freely change its shape and design. She herself is generally pretty indifferent about it, but she may remake her dress at her husband's request, or perhaps change her clothes' appearance to surprise her husband.
Also, there are floating bits of ice around her upper arms and knees. The ones around her knees seem like they could easily become a weapon, sharpening and flying at an enemy if they appear...

The hem of the dress, when touching the ground, spreads like it's crystallizing. If she got seriously angry (for instance, if her husband was in danger, or looked hurt), the crystal is going to spread across the ground, and the area will be engulfed in biting cold...! That kind of gimmick, I suppose!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269881
Elaborate

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269505
What if that's a Bandersnatch

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269942
She sometimes let me fuck her thighs for release after having spiked my food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269953
you should garlic her food back for some revenge

that sounds ultra lewd trough

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269702
Daughters are for nurturing and cuddling and teaching and headpats
Wives are for fucking and other stuff too

[Anonymous No.]

Would you let your monstergirl waifu put you in a chastity cage for some orgasm denial play? If you're weird about that sort of thing I'm sure she'd let you have a key just in case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269959
I want to peep on my daughter being awkwardly deflowered by her childhood friend while doing mutual masturbation with my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269694
>autism, the post

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269972
That's weird as shit. You creep me out more than KDF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269972
Cuckoldry is a grave sin anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269968
Absolutely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269957
>Implying I could ever manage to trick her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269972
I can see this happening in MGE, except it would probably have the daughter rape the childhood friend

>>16269987
How is that cuckoldry, it's weird, but not cuckoldry.

We're implying of course your daughteru doesn't love you or anything, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269968
I don't think Monstergirls would ever want you to not be able to cum.

They would just keep you going till your balls hurt

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269972
I'm sure my waifu and daughteru talk about lewds when I'm not nearby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269999
>I can see this happening in MGE, except it would probably have the daughter rape the childhood friend
In MGE the parents wouldn't even be peeping, he'd be getting raped on stage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269998
or simply pull a garlic in front of her mid cuddling

she will turn into putty

[Anonymous No.]

I want a shortstack wolfu and cat!

[Anonymous No.]

Christmas Automaton

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270011
>Mother teaches her daughteru how to rape the childhood friend in person
>Childhood friend and husband being raped next to each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270014
She knows everything!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270027
>Big sis watching while being prone boned by her husband
>Little sis watching and masturbating

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270032
THEN DO SOMETHING SHE WOULD NEVER EXPECT

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270014
>garlic
That's how you get raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268837
I wonder, just how many more Griffons have underboob as an aspect of their attire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270042
Thats the first part of the plan to turn the tables and end up on top of her instead of dominated

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270037
>Hide the garlic in my mouth and kiss her

Might work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270019
Too bad she can't feel Christmas Spirit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270049
>Rub garlic paste all over your dick and jam it in

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270046
Unless the other part involves the sun, I only see you getting raped and with possible anemia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269614
>>16269552
Phantom HD if someone missed it

>>16269934
>>16269716
Can you post ice queen HD?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270057
Oh please, whats the worst that could happen? maybe some extra bite marks at most

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269705
I like when he explain his design choices for clothes, you really have to analyze his drawings to get it all

I didn't even notice the individual is the same for Unicorn/Bicorn and Imp/Arch-Imp
What if the Zombie in the profile is the same as the Wight?

Poor Unicorn, I wonder what's her story

>>16269716
>high ranking Glacies
I can't deny this anymore then.. Well there is still enough difference between them

I love that pose and her expression
I guess it wasn't kuudere enough to make the cut

>Thigh gap that shows a bit of buttcheeks
Looks like I have a new fetish now

>>16269821
Didn't know about the snow queen

>but even the most powerful monsters.
So she's really high-tier, I'm gonna put her on par with Wights

>>16269934
>She is literally Glacies' mom
Well, we can't say that doesn't have it going on

>She can remake her dress at will
That's a great addition, I'd ask her to make it look like a swimsuit

Those last few sentences make her sound even more powerful, she might be on par with dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270065
Well garlic makes them Ushi-Oni tier rapey and horny, so you're fucked. In both ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269505
I want more Succubus hybrids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270082
Everyone in MGE is a succubus hybrid

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270077
I just need a glass of water,garlic and a lamp

-Vampire
>They possess extremely high fighting abilities, but they also have a ton of weaknesses. Under the sun's rays, their physical abilities are weakened to the degree of an ordinary human girl, and just from touching fresh water, a powerful numbing pleasure will course through their body. Additionally, they are weak to garlic, and just smelling it will diminish their reasoning abilities, and render them unable to think straight. Were one to put it in their mouth, their rationality would completely disappear, and they'd end up going wild and seeking pleasure just like the original variety of succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270002
I don't know, I'm sure some would like to tease you so long that your load is massive. I'm sure there are monstergirls that enjoy the process and presentation of their meals, not just eating them if you get what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270094
As I said, garlic is not a real weakness, they just go rape mode, but have all the original strength.

It's sun the bad one for the.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270098
>MG wife puts a chastity belt on you
>Feeds you all the semen production related items
>teases your balls for hours
>she rips the belt off and starts taking all the built up load at once
>waifu ends an ahegao mess on the bed

that sounds lewd as fuck, but which MG would honestly wait hours of teasing just to get the juice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270091
I know that, but wouldn't something like a Wight with Succubus features be rad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269552
>>16269557
>>16269557
>>16269614
I wouldn't mind if a Phantom was inside my mind if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269968
Sure, it could be a good time when my waifu and/or daughteru want to do some femdom. It could also be fun to lock myself up, take all the keys and feed them aphrodisiacs so I can watch them pant and paw at me in desperation!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269647
>http://pastebin.com/vgS0pwn5
I really dig that seven foot tall Wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270113
Anubis comes to mind as a disciplined / autistic type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270113
One with self control? She'd probably be as horny as you while she teases you so it'd be sort of a competition to see who breaks first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270059
Bump
Can someone post ice queen HD?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270135
>>16270152
>teasing monstergirls by wearing the chastity yourself
This is an interesting idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270052
Automatons can feel emotions, they just don't express them well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270164
except its more painful to you than to them

thats it until the moment they remove the belt and you pour a freakin dam inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269505
>wide hips
>that squishy belly
Would impregnating her still mean giving her kittens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270167
>Sexually excited: Please ejaculate inside my incubator unit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269549
I made a Wight Kiki using this thing many moons ago.
Has it been updated to include new stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270169
That sounds like it'd be more than worth it to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270188
>Wight Kiki

Ghost cleaning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270188
Probably. KC and dlsite says it's released today so you played demo version or something

[Anonymous No.]

I want to teach an orphaned toddler Kiki how to clean!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270192
once she removes that belt i am not stopping until she got triplets inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270230
Making triplets just on a whim like that seems like a risky idea anon. Are you sure you're prepared for triplets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268161
Big sisters are for cuddling and being lewded by

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270209
I want to put a Kiki toddler on my lap so I can pet her ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270233
It was just another way of saying she is gonna get filled until her eyes roll around and her bellybutton pops

i doubt she will get pregnant so quickly, much less triplets

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270261
Ih. You should be clearer about that anon, it's not nice to make jokes about daughterus that will never be born.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270259
I want to put a kiki toddler on my lap and play with her ears while doing motorcycle noises. Bonus points if she starts growling and chirps.

[Anonymous No.]

Do they make tiny dildos for monstergirl urethrae in MGC? I'm sure there are some monsters out there who are perverted enough to be peehole sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270259
I want to give a kiki toddler a tiny broom she can use to sweep!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270272
Little Kikis chirping could quite possible be the cutest thing ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270209
I want to take in an orphan loli Kiki street child and make her clean my house and milk my dick in exchange for lodgings and food!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to put a toddler Kiki in a latex bitch suit and use her as my cock sock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270289
It's going to be an angry chirp too, enough to give me a heart attack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270295
Would you start squishing her cheeks when she does that and make over the top goofy noises?

[Anonymous No.]

This is a Succubutt

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270269
i would mind giving her triplets if she wishes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270298
Not him, but I would. I'd make funny faces at her while I do it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270019
Automatons really grew on me a lot, now I'm sad I'll never spend christmas with one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270289
I want to bully an adult Kiki so hard that she starts chirping!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270295
>>16270314
Isn't chirping a happy noise though? I don't want to bully kikis or make them angry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270298
I would. Not only she would get even more mad, but she would also be embarrassed. And then I'll tickle her sides in a surprise attack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270293
Me too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270301
Can I introduce her to my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270320
Angry flustered toddlers are the cutest, especially when they're Kikis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268837
>>16268849
>>16268851
>>16268854
>>16268921
>>16269432
>>16269552
>>16269557
>>16269563
>>16269614
We still need the translations of the makings of
>Lich
>Hakutaku
>Cancer
>Pharaoh
>Demon
>Otohime
I think the first few were translated, but they were never archived so unless anyone saved them they're lost, and the Pharaoh translation was mostly just paraphrasing. Aside from those Demon and Otohime were never translated iirc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270293
I want to put a busty adult Kiki in a school swimsuit and use the space between her abdomen and the swimsuit as my cock sock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270326
If monster girls were realI would 100% adopt a little kiki. They are way too cute.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a big strong Oni delinquent to try to kabe-don me, only to miss and cram my face into the wall and fracture my skull!
I want her to start crying and apologizing!
I want to see and fail to understand her crushing sense of guilt when she hears that it caused a concussion that rendered me permanently brain damaged, effectively a walking vegetable!
I want her to take responsibility by spending her life supporting my uncomprehending living corpse!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270329
The point of a cock sock is being able to casually go about your daily business with your dick in whatever you cock sock is. Unless you're some sort of giant or something I don't know how this would work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270328
I'd prefer if they weren't archived, since they're technically paid content and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270309
That'll get her laughing...or at least confuse her.

>>16270320
Best fatheru right there

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270333
I'd adopt a little Kiki or even just a toddler monstergirl in general. I absolutely despise human children, but a tiny little monstergirl would be perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270339
Oh, okay. I thought it was just a weird word for an onahole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270340
Just post the translation sans the images then, it's the images that are the main thing. KC doesn't post the English versions

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270350
I'm sure people use it that way, but a sock is something you wear basically all day. IA cock sock more intimate than an onahole which is why I want to strap a toddler Kiki to my waist after I put her in her latex bitchsuit, so I can wear her throughout the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270358
Little Kikis are not clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270349
Little kikis do things to my heart.

I'm imagining a cute story with one right now and it makes me want to just give her a squashing hug.

>>16270345
>Best fatheru
Fuck, that made me a little happy. Thanks. I'm sure you would be a great fatheru too, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

What would you get your adopted Kiki for Christmas, anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270368
A ball gag to go with her bitch suit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270368
A wedding ring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270368
A big girl maid outfit, like the Kikis she sees around town wear!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270365
Thank you, gonna make sure she grows up big and strong!

Plenty of training in cooking, cleaning, laundry, a proper education, and some fitness training with minomilk!

She'll be the perfect maid!
May even get her a course in time magic

>>16270368
Gonna get her a maid uniform that'll forever fit her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270368
I'll buy her a bunch of maid dresses and some high quality cleaning tools.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270368
i am not sure what i would get her, i feel like she wont like it....

[Anonymous No.]

What about for the other anons, what are you getting your daughterus for Christmas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270379
I'm sure she will love whatever you get her, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270188
>>16270196
>Have a Wight Kikimora maid thanks to a car accident and a Lich who's married to your cousin
>She died and was brought back almost 15 years ago, but she still remains just as ecstatic that you cared so much about her as to go through all the effort you did
>You still feel a large amount of guilt, though
>If you hadn't decided to take that detour, you never would have passed through that intersection
>If you just drove a little bit slower, the guy who hit you would have blown through before you got there
>If you just stayed home instead
>A million thoughts still weight upon you no matter how much time passes
>She notices, and any time it looks like it's starting to bother you, she reaches inside you with her spectral claws and caresses your heart directly
>"Master, your heart's all dirty and cloudy. Let me polish it for you."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270376
>Gonna get her a maid uniform that'll forever fit her!
A Shoggoth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270382
My waifu and I our getting our daughteru a set of new classical records she can hum along to, and a new pair of latex paw stockings!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270382
I don't know, I'm shit at giving gifts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270389
Nope, magically enchanted to fit her no matter how tall, soft, muscled, or busty she'll be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270390
That's adorable, KDF! What are her favourite composers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270382
She likes plants a lot and she also likes her childhood friend. I'm buying her a stack of mistletoes. Other than that I'm thinking about buying her some jewelry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270385
Erm.... a wedding ring and the entire january month off to pamper and cuddle with me while we make a daugheru and?

[Anonymous No.]

i love my hot little popsicle

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270412
I want her to step on my dick as punishment for looking at her mom with lewd eyes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270397
Pachelbel and Beethoven are her two top favorites! She also likes Mozart a little, but not as much as the first two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270408
She'll absolutely love that! A daughteru is the greatest gift you could ever give a mg!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to big spoon a monster who is bigger than me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270387
Hnnngh

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270414
She has great taste! You should try introducing her to Haydn, as he taught both Mozart and Beethoven, so I'm sure she would love him as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270382
New scarves for yeti daughterus that are too long for them

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270183
Stop. I don't want to imagine all of them with that voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270432
Thanks for the tip anon, I'm sure she will! Listening to her hum while me and my waifu cuddle her or while she's eating or playing makes us too happy for words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270442
>Aroused beyond control: Please ejaculate inside me immediately.
>Blissfully: My sensors have measured the precise volume of your ejaculate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270458
how erotic

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270291
That sounds terrible, but a Kiki would be in heaven if you treated her like this

>>16270412
Her mom is 10 times hotter

>>16270426
I think everyone wants this
At least everyone with a sane mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270463
I kinda want to write a Lich dirty talk short now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270471
Do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270468
Mother-daughter ice cream sandwich when

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270468
Think about it this way: with a mom like that, you can be sure she's still hot when she gets older.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have the sketch of the Ushi-Oni cuddling with a guy having broken through a wall and saying "Yes... you looked like you were in trouble" ?

[Anonymous No.]

What do monstergirl lady juices taste like? I'm an autist about taste so unless it tastes perfect to me I'd never be able to eat her out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270492
Love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270458
>Warning levels of semen inside storage are over the recommended manufacturer design

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270492
Honey and Love

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270498
That's not a taste I can imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270492
It depends on the species I guess. Liliraunes/Alraunes/Bee girls is probably sweet as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270476
>2 kuuderes hug anon
>Absolutely no noise or emotions involved
>Whenever anon react to either of them the other hugs him tighter
>This goes on until he passes out

>>16270477
Pretty good logic, I'd still take the old hag first though

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270492
cheese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270505
>>This goes on until he passes out
sounds painful

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270511
Kuuderes are bad at reading emotions, they won't release unless he says clearly that he is in pain

Would you tell 2 cute kuuderes to stop hugging you? I'd rather pass out

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270505
That sounds pretty cute, except for the passing out part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270517
I don't want to pass out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270382
She gets a rock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270505
That's nice but passing out? not nice.
First one to steam up loses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270492
Would depend on the race. But in general I would say sweet but slightly salty. But it's tastes amazing no matter what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270529
Not even a piece of coal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270546
Just a rock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270546
>>16270551
I'ma give mine a rock that's a piece of coal at the same time, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270382
Bookcase.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269911
MEA CULPA

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270492
Varies by species AND by the individual, I imagine.
Wanna lick a Barometz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269974
If I wanted to be autistic I'd say that Sonichu is a work of art, just like Truckercore is an indispensable part of /mgt/ history.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270596>>16270596
>Wanna lick a Barometz.
You're going to drown. And you'll get goop in your hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270596
I want a busty blue raspberry Barometz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270604
If you get your head right in there you'd be fine, you're breathing through your nose anyway. Plus, they can move within the plant a bit.
And who cares about getting a little messy?

[Anonymous No.]

Remember when Manticore was THE most popular Monster Girl?

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if Ice Queens go to school at all thanks to her powers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270620
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270620
Manticores aren't regarded now like how they were in the past, but they aren't loathed either.
They're just kinda old and busted compared to new girls like pic-related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270623
If she did, no one would talk to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270492
There's a section on how different Slimes taste. They are really reluctant to sharing their jelly with anyone other than her husband though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270628
I'd love shortstack or dire manticores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270492
>>16270641
http://mgewiki.com/w/Slime_Jelly

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270628
At least manticores knows how to please and milk a man unlike a machine

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270645
In addition, I remembered someone in the thread saying Parasite Slime/Slime Carrier jelly tastes fruity. Think strawberry or peach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270651
Automaton pussies can conform to your dicks shape just like tailpussies.

That, and Automatons don't even need to move their lower bodies to milk you with their pussies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270651
But Automatons are cuter so they win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270665
The first thing she does when meeting you the first time is to lick you all over. It's her way of gathering information.

Can MGs tell what their husbands fetishes are from spirit energy alone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270620
They were never popular, sadly. A bastardized version was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270666
But they are kuuderes so they instantly lose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270665
that just sounds boring to me

>>16270666
False

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270677
>Kuuderes
>Bad
Get the fuck out, Kuuderes are the god damn best.

>>16270681
Not false, true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270665
Automatons don't have pussies though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270674
Yes. Monster girls can feel what you like and dislike. If one that you really hate and avoid tries to rape you she'll probably cry on your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270676
Thank the Gods for RS, then. Cleansed the world of Bob and Shoggy's faggotry something fierce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270684

Not for me trough

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270694
Manticores are part lion, what kind of noises do lions make for purring? Is it like a tiger chuff? I wanna make a manticore chuff and go full heart pupil!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270743
what did you do to make her forbidden anon from talking to her daugherus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270743
Little known fact, manticubs ride in their mother's mane for the first year of their life until they become large enough to move about safely

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270748
Soliciting for NTR

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270743
They roar. The roar is made with the same part of the mouth as the purr and chuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269505
Someone should try and isolate and crop her out of the rest of that graphic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270760
Do they roar in ecstasy as you fill them with babies? Because that'd be kinda cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270769
>manticore keeps pricking you so you fill her with cum as much as she desires

this is my no fap week please stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270769
I have a vague memory of watching a nature documentary of lions fucking, and they kept making short, sharp roars. So I'm thinking yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269821
>of course there are also cases of Ice Queen mother and daughter occupying the same area.
For whatever reason I'm having flashbacks to the Snow Country segment of Overwhored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270776
>Mou ikkai but it's a manticore raping you
You just know it's gonna be lotus position with her tail stinging the base of your skull every time you cum inside her, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270743
Roaring cats chuff
Meowing cats purr

So a lion chuffs and a cougar purrs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270784
Lotus position with any monster girl that has mofu would be amazing. Imagine feeling the soft, warm, fluffy legs and arms of a Manticore, Hellhound, or Yeti wrapped around you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270784
Why my skull? shouldn't it be near my thighs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270792
Imagine griffon with her winghugs t

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMfEPFojFfU
ITT lions fucking

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270800
Oh god. It's too perfect. Shame she lacks the fluffy arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8UuwHxw0rk

They wouldn't chuff, no. Lions do roar, however, and given that a male Lion's roar can travel up to 8 km due to its low frequency, Manticores would probably sound like a rumbling Harvey-Davidson engine while purring if we're going the Mountain Lion approach. Which funnily enough is one of her habitats irrc.

We're talking a low octave rumble that spreads across her body and vibrates in her tailpussy before even milking you. But alas, if we're going to make her more like an actual lion... Not only would her mane's smell, size and darkness be directly related to the amount of estrogen and FUCK and her body, but she'd have an entire reverse-harem that shares her with you.

Kind of like how it's funny people keep talking about Gorilla variant Kakuens at times when the Silverbacks have been known to get cucked by their own sons fucking his daughters/wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270291
>she gets adopted (sort of), a master, and dickings
Sounds like a good deal for a kikimora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270807
She has quite the bit of fluff in her arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270805
That was fast

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270808
She's my slave, anon. I've taken control of her labor and body. Eventually I'm even going to violate her reproductive rights. If she isn't careful, she'll lose her mind and soul to me as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>Haahn? You breaking the rules again you delinquent mutt?
>Haahn?! You looking for a fight you shitty fox?
>HAAHN?! Are you threatening a member of the disciplinary committee?!
>HAAAAAAAAAAHN?! You think I give a rat's ass who you are?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270817
>Manticore always use her tail on you
>Decides that it's time to use the real thing
>She is all smug, saying that you'll be a moaning mess in no time
>She cums when her hymen is torn and hops off
>Roars a bit and says that it might be too early for her to break you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270828
I need that big foxbutt above my face as she steps on my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

So apologies in advance for this. Can Parasite Slimes meld with monstergirls?

Would a human-like monstergirl, Dark Mage for instance, meld with a parasite slime voluntarily to increase her power?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270828
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270836
In a way, thats what Darm Matters are, kinda

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270829
Female quickshots are extremely hot. That one world with reverse gender roles doujin was great, and the latest Harblador story had a bit of that too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270828
Dumb dogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no small tsundere Jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270846
*Dark

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270828
I bet if I say "HAM?!" To a Hellhound she'll come running.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270857
Perhaps, but if you were to be part of the cooking club and start cooking a ham in he oven, her and several other Monster Girls would have their face pressed against the windows and doors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270850
Tsundere YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270828
That foxes hips are so delightfully wide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270835
>>16270868
But could you stand being in a relationship with such a strict, no-nonsense Fox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270863
Damn you hungry monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270875
I'd beg her to trample and bite my dick every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270828
>>16270868
MATING PRESS THE FOX DAILY i am gonna make use of those breeding hips

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270828
I wanna be delinquent hellhounds boyfriend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270867
Right voice actor, wrong character I had on my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270867
Tsundere's are for doing lewd things to while they protest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270885
A palmtop Jinko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270875
I hope she sits on my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270609
I want a grass jelly Barometz. Or a lotus seed juice Barometz that would be utterly divine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270886
No, they're for hugging.
>>16270891
Exactly.

It's weird that I either like my girls gigantic or tiny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270806
>They wouldn't chuff, no. Lions do roar, however,

They do chuff. It's literally the breathy rumble that roaring cats do instead of a purr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270886
Tsunderes are for making them fluster. I want to mating press her while interlocking fingers and whispering I love her with every slow thrust. She'd get more hot and bothered as we both neared orgasm and would eventually awawa and shut down as I started my final straight. Once I shot it all over her cervix she'd whimper and avoid my eyes as I kissed her neck all over.

[Anonymous No.]

Finally, tests are all done. I'll start drawing stuff later today, right now I just wanna chill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270905
no rest for the wicked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270898
You can do lewd things with a hug.

>>16270902
Don't forget to talk about impregnating her while you do it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270905
Draw Komodo

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270905
>No Devil waifu to take care of all your needs

Demons are nice but they are too lewd, Devils make much better wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270910
That comes later.

You gotta melt them slow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270900
How terrifying it must be, to be walking the city streets at night, then hear the roar of a Manticore as she signifies the beginning of her hunt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270905
You're pretty fond of Devils.
Makes me want to see your interpretation of what other members of the species look like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270875
>>16270881
>Mating press the shit out of the fox in the gym storage shed like all the cool kids do in your chinese cartoons
>She's getting all prim and proper back in order while you're just laying there mostly nude with a dumb grin on your face
"What is it?"
>You love it, don't you~
"Tch... I'm only doing this so you won't rape any of the other female students! Nothing more!"
>You're just saying that because you saw that Hellhound from class schmoozing up to me, you know, she had quite an interesting thing to say about you.
"Oho?"
>She said 'Don't mind Foxy. Though she doesn't look like it she's a natural tsundere for boy scouts like you. Hell, I'm pretty sure she's schlicked to your scent before after gym'
>Fox pauses, slides the door closed again and locks it
"Y... You bastard."
>She's getting undressed save for her stockings/pantyhose, letting her hair loose as it topples to the small of her back
"Maybe I'll just show you my true face~ <3"
>Can't we just cuddle?
>TFW Fox ends up smashing her sweltering hot womanhood into your face, grinding her smell into you
>The entire time she's telling you how it's such a pain to always come off as the do-gooder in class, and that your dick is the best thing that's happened to her
>TFW spend the entire afternoon fucking like animals, mating pressing her again and making that foxy vixen's face go absolutely red when you hold her hands at the end, giving her neck hickeys
>Hellhound sees her next day, hob kneed coming into school with you walking behind her
"You feeling okay, Blondie? What's a matter? Fall out of the wrong side of bed this morning?"
>Fox flushes red after looking at you and then back to her eternal rival
"Something... Big happened."

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270913
>too
>lewd
does not compute

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270910
I'll talk about impregnating her and marriage, but only after mindbreaking her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270916
this
>>16270905
draw a Devil other than the profile art

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270905
Cool. I hope to see a lot of your cute drawings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270905
Devil a cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270916
I kinda noticed that they grew on me myself. had some free time during studying too, so I was messing around with these rough drafts sketches, take of them what you will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270920
I'd like to see more of that loli Automaton he drew as well, maybe with a bit of mahou shoujo-esque armor on her.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270927
T H I C C
H
I
C
C

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a Demonic Farmer in naked overalls?
http://hobbyjapan-shop.com/shop/g/g520890296/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270932
T H I C C
H
I
C
C

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270927
Hot damn, she got that fat. Nice hairstyle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270927
You're pretty skilled at drawing thick chicks
I wonder, how did you come across /mgg/ if you mind me asking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270918
What about Jubjubs? Aren't they the perfect example of too lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270936
Who wouldn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270944
in my personal opinion, they are endearingly lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270936
Farmlands succubus are the best, along with cows, sheep and some country grown ladies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270944
That'd be Humpty Egg. Too lewd to even be properly born.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270927
Tubby Devil

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270927
This makes it look like there's a trio of Devil sisters with different colored hair.

Imagine finally pulling off a Devil summoning ritual, only to find out you've summoned 2 extra Devils.

It's like fishing and catching multiple fish on the same line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270905
Devils are wonderful.

I'd love to see you draw an Arch Imp but your work is great whatever you do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270927
ＴＨＩＣＣ
ＨＨ
Ｉ　Ｉ
Ｃ　　Ｃ
Ｃ　　　　Ｃ
Literally perfect for Komodo

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270917
>Not coming next day with a slightly bulging belly
>Hellhound just passes off shes getting fat
>kitsune now has twins inside from all that fucking

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270927
Tubby devils are best devils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270968
>"WAHAHAHA! Forget the disciplinary committee! This fox should join the culinary committee!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270948
So you're the kind of guy who would just tell a Jubjub that she's cute and go "aww" when she begs you for sex and creates a puddles with her lewd juices?

>>16270953
Humpty Egg are Jubjubs who couldn't wait to be born for lewd, 9 months is a lot of time

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270979
Good banter.

[Anonymous No.]

any love for grumpy old devils?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270968
>TFW all that goes to her tits and ass
>TFW you will never smash your now-Kitsune wife in a naked apron while your daughters are asleep in their cribs
>All because she asked the infamous "Or me?"
>TFW you'll never make those legs go to heaven, only for her to curl up into a mofuball when you tell her she's gotten more ravishing with how waifish and plump she is
>TFW hate-sex to lose weight, only to regain it when you end up knocking her up again

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270983
Im the kind of guy that makes a mold of my own dick, and makes JubJub have it inside her all day so we can atleast work seperate jobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270943
I've known about it since it's existence on /a/, before it became monster musume general over there, I don't visit that general anymore though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270993
Shouldn't she be getting tied up in someone's attic right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270995
MY DICK

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271016
Now you've made her mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271009
Time has passed very fast since those shenanigans on /a/ two years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270993
>>16271027
I know she's not too popular but I really like her. The trouble making personality and brown skin are nice enough and really fitting for her race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270918
Not him, but I like to draw MGs but don't like to draw lewds, such is life.

[Anonymous No.]

>Waifu is an Automaton
>have foot fetish

Do you have any Monster Girl struggles, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271035
What's wrong with Automaton feet? Not enough smell for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271035
>Waifu is a Dragon
>Griffon exists

She would be so mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271035
>Waifu is an anubis
>I don't live in Egypt

How am I supposed to find her in 2017 without being scooped up by another mg?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271035
Just get a foot upgrade anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271044
Nothing wrong with them. It's just hard to worship tooth picks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271035
>Waifu is into CBT
>I'm into CBT

I guess that's not a real struggle, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271055
CBT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271035
Gremlins can likely develop footjob capable equipment for Automatons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271049
Just wear a chastity and hop on the next flight to Egypt.

And if that doesn't work just wear a rosary. Monster girls don't touch the pure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271035
>Waifu is slime
>Love bondage and toys

my dicks not the smartest

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271066
Do you even slime? Waterproof suit, make sure it's sealed and that slimes really don't need to breathe or something, just in case. Then tie her all you want. The drawback is that you can sneak-tie her if you want to surprise her but it's something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271074
you can't* sneak-tie her

[Anonymous No.]

Hope you're ready for 2017 anon.


Who am I kidding nobody could be ready for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271060
I want to playtest my childhood friend Gremlim's first Automaton that she's modelled on herself and then moan my friend's name while using all the sex functions.
>████'s feet feel so good!
>████'s mouth! ████'s mouth! Oh god, it feels so good!
>Ah! Ah! ████'s pussy is like heaven! Please get pregnant, ████! I love you!

You just know she's watching and most likely recording all the tests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271083
>Filename
Delete this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271083
Not being ready is the fun part

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271083
But what if I want an Ushi when the portal opens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271083
Ready in general, or ready for a Ushi? Because unless it's a mushroom I would do with any really. I just want a chance for love, one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271083
But I want to be ready to seduce my new wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271083
So are Ushi Oni blind in the one eye? Why does she wear the patch?

If I took it off would she die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271083
I just need a magic chastity belt and a map to Mist continent

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271118
It would be extremely painful

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271118
The patch is a seal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271123
She's a big girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271123
For poor anon.

>>16271124
Doing what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271035

[Anonymous No.]

You know what they'll always say about Trumpart? That she makes for a pretty fine trump card in battle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271162
good god

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271162
I'm going to put it in her armpit and have her rub my head with her footsies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271163
just get out now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271162
That's not how it works. Amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271174
I mean what can I say? A Trumpart Joker would certainly be a card gone wild.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271162
Well that's one way of solving that problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271162
I mean... well. I don't know what to think of this.

The joy of foot fetish is being a lower inferior human worshiping a superior girls feet. And maybe even have them stomps on your crotch.

But this is acceptable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271162
What have you done? You absolute madman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271162
I'm not sure if this counts.

Unless she's doing a handstand or something...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271179
Please don't bring your inferiority fetish into foot fetishism. I want to have my waifu step on me lovingly because we both know how good it makes me feel. I want her to tell me she loves me over and over again as she tramples my cum out all over her warm foot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271163
I want to see the Rules Trumpart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271035
>like a lot of things about Hellhound
>about 0% into femdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271190
>Rules Trumpart
But Anon, you can't! That's AGAINST THE RRRURUS

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271189
Interesting idea. Loving gentle femdom. I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271195
>spoiler

Jeez anon, I didn't know you were so much of a pleb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271198
I want to fuck Kneesocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271162
Good shit mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271205
I'm seeing a lot of people get mad over the whole "cafe" thing.
Aren't there two other things they're announcing, or did I read that tweet wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269789
>Griffin Daughteru
Nigga you trying to make me KDF?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271198
Rules Trumpart is cute though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271223
Wouldn't you be GDF in that case?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271217
What cafe thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269789
Loli Griffon and loli Dragon schoolyard fight when

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271232
Gainax teased something with Panty and Stocking and instead what we got was another ruined Christmas.
Possibly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269505
I want to lick that navel

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271226
I suppose I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271245
FUCK

I WAS SO EXCITED

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271253
Pat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271251
The official word is
>1. "Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt" New Product Release
>2. "Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt" Exhibition
>3. "Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt" Cafe in KOBE ANIME STREET
>We will inform you about details of each project in sequence.

So you know, still a little hope.

[Anonymous No.]

foxes with too much mofu are for mating press,impregnation,cumflation,ear licking,tail brushing and orgasm denial

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271283
What about just winter cuddles in her tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271288
how do you winter cuddle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271250
Don't do it, Anon. Little griffons are for putting on your head and using like a hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271283
What about marriage, romance, and hand-holding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271340
those happen between the mating press and filling her with daugherus

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271292
Hot chocolate, Weresheep wool blankets and beanies and scarves, and a blizzard outside while you're warm inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271162
You can't just respond to every fetish with augmentations!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271359
Yes you can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271359
Automaton_ThatsWhereYou'reWrongKiddo.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271382
Yeah that was the not so subtle plan, I would treasure that like no other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271311
Phrasing.
I'M GONNA DO IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271388
Gotta be blatant for a drawfag to do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271392
If you become a daughteru fucker, then I must become a daughteru protector.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271195
A kobald with black fur who grew
Problem solved

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270932
>filename
MGQ is into more monstrous monsters then we are. Like everything by that one guy who does the doujins

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269827
>A room full of Salamanders might produce a lot of heat, but I can't see that heat exceeding the sheer blistering cold hitting against a fast moving train in frigid temperatures.
You know that the hot interior doesn't need to compete directly with the frigid exterior? There's an insulative disk and a whole chamber of air. The entire engine works by this air heating up, being blocked off, and cooling down before being pushed back to allow the air to heat up again. Also you may be under estimating the output of a team of salamanders, igni and whoever else. Or I may be overestimating them.
>You would already be pretty far from nature driving past it anyway. May as well just make sure it doesn't get in the way, or get somebody killed.
What do you mean?
>That's why steam power is better. Doesn't depend on external winds. You don't need a room full of Salamanders. Just one Ignis in a box and plenty of water and you'll go anywhere in the world. It wouldn't even make that infamous black smoke, since that's a product of coal.
This may be more viable but you would also need a shit tin of water in order to make it work, wouldn't you eventually exhaust a dam? I mean a sterling engine will literally cost nothing to run except for the workforce you'll be hiring anyway.
> Just don't piss the conductor off and she won't get the urge to crank the speed to maximum and make a very sharp turn. Easy.
I wonder how a train would even malfunction in the typical gremlin way?
>I don't think I've heard of cracked Stirlings. The more extreme differentials just make the air heat up and cool down faster, it doesn't actually increase pressure, it just pumps faster. That's why you need a bigger cylinder, so there will be more air, and thus more "oomph" when it pushes. It's like torque in a car, Probably.
I was referring to the very act of the air heating up and cooling down. with extreme heats of the likes we're talking about, a blistering exterior and a sweltering interior, wouldn't the glass begin to rapidly expand and contract?
> and fulfilling that purpose causes everyone in the train to love her for it. It's such an innocent and carefree life with no worries. Literally Hakuna Matata. She might be missing out on stuff, but she doesn't know anything else and she's fine with it.
I dunno dude.What if some one leaves a curtain open, and she happens to glimpse the wide open world, or some suave anon convinced her there's more to life?
>A big spring of very clear and healthy water would create an Undine. Rich and fertile fields of well-nourished soil would create a Gnome. Free-flowing winds blowing crisp, clean air high in the sky supposedly creates quite a few Sylph, and Ignis come about in areas rich with a ridiculous surplus of natural heat, including not just volcanoes but deserts, too. Apparently all of these elements accumulate their own special elemental energy over time that eventually becomes the body.You might be able to fabricate one in a way, but it would be similar to crystal growing, I imagine.
I wish I understood the process better. Lie, what exactly is this supposed energy they give off. Can't you manufacture a gnoe by artificially hyper-fertilizing some soil? Give birth to an ignis by turning on a furnace for a few days and feeding it SE?
>Like I said, a steam engine needs only one particularly hot-enough girl to function. Any more than one MG would therefor be inefficient.
Yes but my point is, you're going to need more than one person to make sure the train runs. To conduct it, to perform maintenance upon it, to serve any passengers, security. If this workforce is a necessity in the first place, you might as well have the same workforce's ambient heat to power the train.
>A Stirling engine would be trading a water tank for a bunch of specialty workers, less space and less reliable energy in certain areas. Just doesn't seem worth it to me.
I'm not entirely convinced there isn't a way to build the engine into the train's design, As we established earlier, it seems the biggest factor to size is the air tanks. you could easily fit this into the design somehow.
> less reliable energy in certain areas
While it is true that a train designed for the north can't travel south, and you would need another service, perhaps your steam service in order to traverse continents, in a tropical environment it's always warm, and in a northern wasteland it;s always cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271404
I guess.

>>16271442
Naaah...You think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269871
Well either way, good luck man. Hope you find it within you to write some more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268776
Fuck off already, your retarded theory has already been disproven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271437
I remember that one burned kobold that got adopted by a hellhound and had a plushie.

[Anonymous No.]

who did the story of the experiment girl from not:umbrella who grows up over the course of like five days

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271442
But everyone loves best girl.

And she isn't too inhuman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271476
>chinese succubus

sign me the fuck up

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271476
I don't know Erubetie is pretty inhuman
Also try not to post pictures that have nothing to do with your post

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271437
But I don't like kobolds at all

[Anonymous No.]

What does your waifu's belly taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271496
Depends, are we talking about after we work out? The sweat in her abs is amazing. The face that she does when I lick it is too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271496
Cinnamon for one, Sugar for the other.
Licking a monstergirl's abs is a surprisingly good form of foreplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271496
What an odd question anon. It tastes like 'her', no other way I can accurately describe it. Maybe a little salty if she's been sweating but that's hardly all of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271496
Like skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271496
Like my saliva from how many raspberries I give her belly

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271496
Like Kobold waifu belly, of course! Usually some hint of sweat at the very least, but other than that she has her own unique taste that I don't think I could describe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271496
Hot cocoa and caramel

[Anonymous No.]

Himedere ____________

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271542
Dark Slime sorceress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271496
Her belly is Shog-stuff so blackberries

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271496
Like love and chocolate, perfect for raspberrying

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271480
>Nothing to do with my post

It had everything to do with my post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271559
She's probably soft enough to where you could suckle her bellybutton like an inverted nipple

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271572
I need KC to tell me about Monster Girl Christmas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271559
That pudge is for squeezing.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to know your limit on gambling anons.

Wouldn't want to see you hurt yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see how long I can have a conversation with a March Hare without her finding innuendo.

Or maybe if I just remain silent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271609
She's batshit. Ste'll start hearing you begging to fuck her in the silence

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271611
How?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271593
Can't wait for that update man.
Pretty sure he'll be adding those dragon maids to the game too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270319
You haven't had birds as pets then. Trust me birds are well capable of making angry noises and attracting your attention through loud screeching.
Though it sounds nothing as the 'happy' chirping you might expect.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0R0yWp5ogM

I'm not sure why i'm imagining a young Kiki attracting the attention of her father by screeching loudly, it really distorts my view of Kikimora's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271612
Her brain is literally broken, what do you mean how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271593
what is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16270365
Little Kiki's are the miracle of the universe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271629
So no matter what I'm fucked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271496
Like metal. But that won't stop me from licking it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271650
When in wonderland, hear a chastity belt and hope it doesn't start sucking you off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271624
Man daughterus playfighting with their siblings would be both adorable and horrific to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271665
Guess I need to do that to find my big titted Cheshire wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271636
Indeed. Little Kiki is top tier daughteru along with Squishyflayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271680
Do not squish the flayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271687
But look at how cute she is. I wouldn't resist adopting one and just hug and nuzzle her, the little thing is too cute.
I wouldn't really approach an adult one, but man the little ones make my heart explode.

[Anonymous No.]

Simple game, click on random in

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia

And pitch a story with the page you find.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271714
Anon there's a level of lazy here that even I can't accept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271738
I'm sorry I'm tired and bored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271359
>Go go gadget lacy thigh-highs!
>Go go gadget lactation
>Go go gadget handcuffs
>Go go gadget tile floors

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271742
Want to talk about waifus, daughterus, OC lilims, and cute monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271748
Big titted onee-sans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271752
What breed of big titted onee-sans? I think you're on the right track though

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271748
which oc lilim would u fug

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271756
Titanias, Holsts, Cheshires, Mad Hatters, Phantoms...pretty much my favorites.

[Anonymous No.]

How many daugherus would you give to your mofu wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271756
Different anon here, I have a rolling game based on Onee-sans I did a bit ago. Should I post it now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271756
Caring big tittied vampire onee sans

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271768
Wait until tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271766
I'd give her __wan

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271756
I'm confused about white horn nee-san.

>>16271757
Not mine. I would torture Illassa though.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I5Vm_YO_MY

>Dense anon with his black harpy "pet" wife
>She gets fed up of being treated like an animal and gets sarcastic

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271772
K

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271766
Just one!

>>16271775
heh.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like loli or daughteru dicking but i want to make friends with a young monstergirl thinking shes cute who then grows up to be hot and powerful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271793
>My daughteru is growing up to be more hotter than her mother
Waifu is going to lose it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271766
All of them.

[Anonymous No.]

Hello again /monster/, just stopping by to tell you I finished my novel, the one I posted here a couple of weeks ago, called A Cup of Moondust. It's about moon bunnies and has a healthy dose of rabbit girls.

Here's a preview of it, if you didn't see it before and are interested. http://pastebin.com/y4K0xreC
That pastebin account also contains several of my other, shorter works, if you're interested. Most are Touhou related.

I'll be back again once I have it published to Amazon for perusal.
Funny enough, pic related is the cover art for another rabbitgirl-related novel that released recently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271801
Forgot picture. It's a bunny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271801
>/monster/
Wrong website for those fuckers.

[Anonymous No.]

(Perhaps this Purple Cat can be asked for directions?)

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271807
I was just referring to you folks as a general thread.
I did not mean to offend. I apologize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271810
no thanks i'll ask the jubjub

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271801
>/monster/
RIGHT
It's a fucking right, not a left
Why is this hard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271801
>aliens
>/monster/

You came to the wrong neighborhood, motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271812
we're /mgt/, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271801
Keep writting you crazy bastard. May a bunny girl pin you down and you two go at it like rabbits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271801
>>>/monster/
Jesus, first the wock with 40lbs of rape and now you. I keep telking you people, it's the room upstairs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271815
meant for >>16271811

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271801
>/monster/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271801
Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271821
I did a thing for that.
http://pastebin.com/8Fx26rgc

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271811
It's okay though

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271821
>succubus telling a stage 3 alp to fuck off to the male locker room

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271793
I like loli but I'd want to see the young monstergirl being dicked grow up anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271833
Wouldn't a succubus in the male locker room be telling a stage 3 alp to fuck off to the female locer room?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271821
FuckYou

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271835
Wouldn't an alp be telling a succubus to fuck off to the women's locker room?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271842
Ｆｕｃｋ ｙｏｕ ｌｅａｔｈｅｒｍａｎ

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271844
No, alps are worthless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271821
I want a wrestling Jinko to call me a jabroni and settle it with her in the ring

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271714
>Hinezumi

Fire-Rat challenges a foreigner to a fight to prove superior Not!China strength in martial arts. He's a Druid that was raised by Grizzlies and can enhance his endurance and strength to match that of the bears. Ends up body-slamming her harder than Zangief Spinning Pile Drives cunts on a daily basis, fucks her vigorously while lapping at her honey pot, holding her upside down while standing up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271858
I want to make a monstergirl tap out in front of an entire crowd of wrestling fans!
Or at least have an entrance as sick as Shinsuke Nakamura's takeover entrance. You know the one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271858
Play with the big kitty cat.

[Anonymous No.]

The best gir for lotus is human

Monstergirls can't even compete

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271810
I wonder what happens when you sincerely and earnestly trust a chesire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271869
But I have no chance of scoring with a human girl, so monstergirls are my only hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271873
We always talk about 2D here, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271880
Even 2D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271869
Wrong. It's my waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271869
I will submit to the fluffy, comfy lotus

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271869
With those tattoos she could be a sorcerer girl of some kind, close enough to a monster girl to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271869
Is that shanoa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271869
>human
you misspelled "vampire"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271891
Did you see that hair? I bet it's a Kejourou in disguise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271869
Paladin-chan pls give in to the corruption already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271892
I see it frequently tagged as her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271896
I don't see the pointy ears or wings. A Dhampire at most if she has red eyes like that other "paladin" pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271902
I mean, it has the EXACT same back tatoos as her, i am sure thats shanoa

still i want a sauce if its not shanoa

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271801
>/monster/
Come on nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271801
>/monster/
Nigga u wot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271903
Vampires don't have physical wings, they can just turn their cloak into wings.

Besides, it doesn't necessarily need to be pic related, it's just that vampires are the best at lotus position.

>You'll never moonbathe with a vamp in your lap, gently rocking her hips with your cock buried inside her to the hilt, as she drinks from you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271919
Their wings are the cloaks, not the other way around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271919
>They dont have physical wings

What?

>greentext

YESYESYES

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271887
>itchy leg fur
>itchy wool scarf
>itchy sweater

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271793
>find little kid with a weird multi colored horns
>acts confused and scared
>bring her home, not sure what to do with her but can decide latter
>kid suddenly acting like royalty the next day
>maybe she caught something, end up playing along
>switches personality's every day
>locals think shes possessed by demons because of it, and the horns
>come at you with torches and pitchforks
>kid ends up turning into a giant chimera and scares them all off
>you will never have a chimera with every personality in love with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271919
You've got it backwards anon.
The cloaks are their wings; they tuck them in like Dante or the Gargoyles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271940
Dantes cape turns into a set of wings for when he uses his DT though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271945
Technically in his DT (in 4 anyway) his regular cloak is emulated by the wings he has in that form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268837
Dammit, now I'm having trouble unseeing that error. Just gotta imagine its some kind of magical poncho that her wings phase through for now, but hopefully KC updates the art at some point as I really adore her otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271496
Spicy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271993
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271636
I have a bad feeling momma Kiki is going to 're educate' her daughter tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268837
>her wings are supposed to be in front
They look far better attached to her back though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16268849
>>16268921
So, wait, if her wings are supposed to be under the poncho, and it looking to be tucked in underneath them is an error...

Geez, she must wind up flashing treasure hunters all the goddamn time.

[Anonymous No.]

"Please, do scream. It makes everything much more enjoyable~!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272020
Does it have the same effect if I scream "I love you"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271928
>>16271940
I swear their cloaks are the wings, and I don't see anything in their profile to suggest otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272026
Do you want a clingy Manticore? Because that's how you get clingy Manticores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272027
You don't notice the wing joints?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272034
I do, but that just looks like some decoration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272032
Sure. I'll be clingy with her too.
I'll hold on to that tail no matter where we go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271999
I think he meant in front of the rear flap of the poncho. That is the poncho is supposed to go over her wings but KC accidentally drew it so that it looks like the back of the poncho goes under the wings, without any obvious holes or slits for the wings to go through and attach to her back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271869
And the best girl for reverse missionary are lamia.

Checkmate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272039
>>16272034
>Kc drew a pic of a vamp having sex
>She's naked
>With wings on
Fuck me dead, I've written like 5 stories about vamps without realizing this fact. Such wasted potential.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272003
All the better to render them helpless!

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW Hellhounds have become a meme and RS abandoned us for tailpussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271869
But that's wrong. It's common knowledge that Hellhounds are best for the lotus position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272049
If it helps at all, KC said in a Q and A that vampires can manipulate their wing shape and even make them disappear completely.

[Anonymous No.]

Which MG is most likely to sing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_artPecEaM with me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271801
Speaking of, it looks like they're going to have MGE2 done sometime in January

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272068
I was going to post a pic of Rip van Winkle, but some one wasted the last pic on a hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271869
>not spider

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272068
I'd rather hear a MG sing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiTn4j7gVvY

[Anonymous No.]

I am going to mate press a vampire until her belly looks as round as the moon after that KEEP GOING DEEP UNTIL SHE HAS NO SPACE FOR DESSERTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272061
Thats a huge doge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272086
I'd rather hear an MG sing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYAPgPH9hsI

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272094
I'd rather hear an MG sing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYyf7xH8w1Q

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272020
She'd better be willing to cuddle afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272096
I'd rather hear an MG sing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLzpXciijjA

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271858
https://files.catbox.moe/asufyu.png
No jinkos here

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272101
I'd rather hear an MG sing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grTpoP89wes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272105
Two thicc Onis and a fox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272108
Sounds a bit overpowered. That's two heavy hitting DPS' and a Mage

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272112
What could a fluffy wrassler mage accomplish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272114
Mystical flips from the top rope
How do you combat an enemy that flips

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272114
She can cast fist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272094
I desire to hear an Automaton sing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouMNrL4zmd0

[Anonymous No.]

>MFW lucid dreams are getting more lucid
>MFW almost feeling productive again
It's a weird sensation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272119
>ZZ opening
>Not the Zeta opening
You are my brother
But you are not of my blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272123
Nigga I just want an Automaton themed after muh Gendums in some fashion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272105
Now we're talking!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272123
Z-Toki wo Koete is fantastic, but Anime Ja Nai is so goddamn catchy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272132
On the subject of Gundam intros, I fucking love Rage of Dust.

[Anonymous No.]

Drag-alps are the purest form of hotness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272127
And I get than, my man. I truly do
But if you're going to do the Gundam
You've got to do it RIGHT
Man, you didn't even pick Gundamu, man. You didn't even pick the OG
Boy, I'm disappointed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272105
I'd join monster girl city mixed wrestling.
Im a wimp and I dont even know how to wrestle

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272137
I did consider using Fly! Gundam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272140
You'll be a manager, accompanying stables to the ring and providing "assistance" when needed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272137
Moe agare, moe agare, moe agare, Gunpura!

>>16272135
Fuck, yes.
Hard to outdo RAISE YOUR FLAG, but Spyair did an awesome job.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SetSvl6QNY

[Anonymous No.]

>No mention of Turn A Turn, Moon, or Century Colour
>No mention of Don't Stop Carry On, WINNERS FOREVER
>No mention of Flying in the Sky
>No mention of 10 Years After
>No mention of BEYOND THE TIME
I'm disappointed in all of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272158
And you never mentioned White Reflection and Just Communication you faggot.
That, or the 00 intro themes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272149
I just want to be pinned into the ground by a large amazon

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272160
Reminder that there was only one season of 00
ONE

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272158
Anon, if we started listing every single great Gundam intro, we'd be here all day.

Honestly it would be much shorter to list the ones that aren't great.
Also how DARE you forget Arashi no Naka de Kagayaite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272164
Season 2 wasn't really bad though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272136
An alp that's a dragon?

I don't think it works like that

[Anonymous No.]

How wet do you think wights and phantoms get watching opera?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272170
Sweet summer child...

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272136
Shut the fuck up Bollocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272105
I just want to be the Mean Gene Okerlund of MGW and listen to their ridiculous promos

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272149
>you will never be a dense as hell manager for the MGC Wrestling Tag Team champs
>which consists of a short, yet very /fit/, stack of a Hellhound and an endangered Siberian Dire Jinko
>their special move is the 'Fastball Special' where Anna (the Jinko) hurls Sable (the Hellhound) at their opponents

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271872

Why wouldn't you? I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272177
>Macho-Cow Candy Savage talking about the cream rising to the top while pulling out endless cream containers from her cleavage

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272171
Depends on the story. Romances obviously would have them fufuing and fingering discretely (in the vampire's case) or openly (the phantom).

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272187
>Stone Cold Oni
>I went to the liquor store
>WHAT
>I loaded up with alcohol
>WHAT
>More specifically vodka
>WHAT
>Beer
>WHAT
>Tequila
>WHAT
>15 minutes later she gets to the end of all the liquor she bought
>the audience and other wrestlers have left

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272224
I would drink with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272177
>>16272187
https://files.catbox.moe/ke053r.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272245
She would then drink you

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272250
Well meme'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272190
Der Freischutz is a romance story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272250
Never stop being amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272187
>Candy Savage and Helen Hogan unable to shake hands while high on Mothman Dust
>WOAH, MAN.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd be standing in a crowd holding a misspelled sign and cheering Macho Cow on!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWrlAmT4jyA

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272250
>https://files.catbox.moe/ke053r.png
>one on her head
>one on Gene's head
top kekarino

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272251
I'm ok with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272187
>https://files.catbox.moe/ke053r.png
>Not candy ravage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272224
I want to be an unassuming extra who comes to the ring like arm candy for big name wrestlers, only to eventually snap and lay everyone in the ring out with a chair becoming a Heel.

[Anonymous No.]

WRETTLING IS FAKE

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272250
>"ONEE-CHANS COMIN' TO GET YA"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272105
>>16272250
Amazing.

Now all we need is a Monster Girl as The Undertaker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272250
I want her autograph! And maybe some cream as well!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272271
so is your spelling

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272272
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5lUvjvXn4E
>1:48

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272224
With all the flashing images of a snake in this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrJLsNo9sCU

Wouldn't she be a buff Lamia or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272283
Which one does the cobra twist? Pick that one

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272250
Wubadubadub is that true

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272290
Why not go for the Cobra Clutch?

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never dress your JubJub up as a Holstaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272319
Wow! You go big girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272319
>>16272446
>The english version
kys senpai

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272365
>dress your JubJub up as a Holstaur
>not splicing her with holstuar genes to give her massive bird tits and cow-print feathers

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272488
A Lich might be able to pull that off if something like >>16269505 is possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272488
Jubjubs come with massive bird tits pre-installed though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272488
>Man thinks it's a good idea to cross holstaurs with other monsters
>Doesn't realize what actually happens when you hybridize them

And that's how the terrifying flying rapetrain known as the Ushi-Jubley was born. So aggressive, it makes a manticore look like a sweet little werecat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272518
As Jurassic Park has taught us you can't have a gene expression without the associated traits, so an ushi-jubley would fly around (how in the ever loving fuck is something with tits that big flying?) smacking its tits against things in some kind of misbegotten mating ritual that only knocks potential mates unconscious. I imagine it would look much like a cow print bouncy ball.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272518
Gonna farm Ushi-Jubleys. There's money to be made there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272531
Anon, when you cross an Arachne and a Holstaur, you get a meaner rapier monster that somehow is a sea monster. It's those minotaur traits coming through. I imagine an ushi-jubley would be like a titty Roc with horns. You gonna get massive mammary huggin' and wing snugglin' lovin'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272546
>when you cross an Arachne and a Holstaur
An Arachne that can lactate like Penys would also be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272546
>when you cross an Arachne and a Holstaur
http://i.imgur.com/E7Rhx0w.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16262931
She looks more Yurika-style depressed or mollified than embarassed

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272585
oh golly

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263292
>Gate of Babylon
>it actually works like UBW
You know I know it's nitpicking when these people teleport around and use their asses like greatswords but I found this pretty stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>16263392
I would a cosplayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272585
Someone appointed Matsu-sensei to the head of that experiment.

[Anonymous No.]

Update!
https://i.imgur.com/ORcDVwx.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272605
UUUUNNNNNMMMGGGGGGHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272605
Loen is a good man

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272585
>Multi-boobs
Noooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272605
With all that thick Loen can draw, he should really consider doing more facesitting as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272119
I want to hear a Flow Kelp sing https://youtu.be/ba7y1ZYFODw

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271443
>>16269827
>>16269580
You could just get a fucking archmage of a Lich to cast a heating spell on the entire region

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272667
Thats a pretty rockin' Flow Kelp.

An unusual girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272717
Why the fuck would any one want to do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272722
I don't know what they were trying to accomplish but building an entire engine for it sounds far less efficient than just casting an epic spell to get the effects you desire.

[Anonymous No.]

What if monstergirls were all ten times smaller or larger than us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272737
You should re-read the entire exchange. The concept for the engine already exists, it just got out done by the steam engine before it could get much in terms of practical use.

You would use the engine because it would run entirely off renewable energy, in this example, a cold region, and the body heat of some really hot monstergirls inside the train.

I don't know where you even got the idea that we wanted the environment to be less cold, but casting a spell like that sounds astoundingly catastrophic. I'm no climatologist, but making Antarctica as warm as a tropical region sounds like it would fuck the earth completely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272739
Too much. Three times bigger, or half as tall. Maximum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272739
>10 times larger
Physically control their Anons with headpats, feet and teasing.

>10 times smaller
Imagine an Anubis dragging around a smart-phone as tall as she is.
They control with cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272751
You wouldn't want pocket waifus? Or an Iron Giant automaton?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272719
She's fantastic! Pelagial is her favorite album!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272754
You can't fuck those, or it's very difficult/

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272748
>You would use the engine because it would run entirely off renewable energy
Vancian Magic is only limited by sleeping or with the passage of a day while mana runs off the same shit as body heat, that is to say eating and drinking.

>but making Antarctica as warm as a tropical region sounds like it would fuck the earth completely.
Epic variants of Wish or just the Genesis spell can say 'fuck your shit' to all rules.

[Anonymous No.]

It surprises and depresses me to see that it took eons for anons to realize that MGE Vampires have wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272776
"lol magic" is a boring and un-creative cop-out that both he and I were avoiding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272777
Its part of the reason I wrote about them

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272777
I knew their capes could turn into wings, I just didn't realize that their wings were their capes

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272777
Im not a clever man, took me a while to realize wocks have 3 tentacle-mouths and not 2. And that she has ponytails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272804
>wocks have 3 tentacle-mouths and not 2.
To be fair it is a tiny detail

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272786
Not using magic when it's available is just as bad as a cop out as suddenly introducing it where it doesn't make sense. If you're already introducing an illogical energy source from Salamanders then you may as well use a Lich's magic capabilities.
>but Salamanders have natural body heat -
It had to have come from somewhere; absurd amounts of food, maybe, which would make the engine have limited efficiency anyway. The efficiency of the conversion of calories into body heat itself is a hard limitation on the engine's overall efficiency.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272839
>Not using magic when it's available is just as bad as a cop out
Why do you even want to use magic? How does altering the environment help? Are you just going to make the train move because magic? How expensive do you think training and hiring a mage like that for every single train would be? How much energy do you think that mage would have to have in order to move a huge train across the wastes? How many liches are out there, and how many do you think would be happy to just be come glorified magical conductor?
> If you're already introducing an illogical energy source from Salamanders
>Body heat is illogical
Firstly, you assume salamander biology is in any way similar to humans when it comes to their heat, secondly, you assume it's only salamanders employed. There would be other hot girls, like hellhounds and igni. Or are you going to tell me igni body heat is illogical?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272851
>>16272839
But more importantly, you've just made the entire thing boring. There's no back story, there's no designated crew, there's no infodump on technology and magic, there's just "magic I don't gotta explain shit."

I mean at that point, why bother with the train at all? It's magic, just teleport supplies. Why even have supplies? It's magic, just have every one live off mamono mana like they do in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272858
You aren't wrong. Why ARE you infodumping on technology and magic when it doesn't make sense for this to be a thing? It's hardly creative, all you're doing is fill in a missing link which made something not feasible in real life with 'lol magic', because hellhounds and igni are pretty much fucking magic when it comes to their unnatural body heat.
I mean if you just want to write about science and waive some of the more difficult / impossible to solve technical problems then sure.

>how expensive
Literally just get one of the engineers to waifu an archlich.

>for every single train
Genesis is a spell that creates a small but constantly expanding worldplane in which you're effectively a god and can dictate that trains move themselves and you can easily just have the entire place be made more comfortable.

>glorified magical conductor
You underestimate magic, they can just create bunch of golems to conduct the train and do supplies and have the golems spin turbines to make electricity to power the trains.

>>16272851
>body heat is illogical
It isn't illogical but the quantity in question sure is since where are they getting all this energy from? If you're going to play by physical rules then you kind of need to follow the conservation of energy. What's their energy source? How are they extracting energy (Chemical? Nuclear? Direct M = E/c^2 conversion?) from their source? It's obviously illogical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272909
>Why ARE you infodumping on technology and magic when it doesn't make sense for this to be a thing?
Information is the lifeblood of a setting.
>when it doesn't make sense for this to be a thing all you're doing is fill in a missing link which made something not feasible in real life with 'lol magic', because hellhounds and igni are pretty much fucking magic when it comes to their unnatural body heat.
No, all that does is make the engine more efficient. It will work without them, seeing as how the engine works on a difference of temperature. As long as the engine room is warmer than the blistering cold out side, the machine will run.
>I mean if you just want to write about science and waive some of the more difficult / impossible to solve technical problems then sure.
The entire exercise is to utilize MGs in creative ways while not just relying flat out on magic. The fact that a salamander is significantly hotter than a human isn't just going "magic did it" It's a magical means to reproduce a physical phenomenon i.e. heat, to make something run more efficiently. The train isn't running on magic, it's running on heat. The heat is a byproduct of having a team of salamanders and igni on board, maintaining the train and ensuring its cargo's safety.
>Literally just get one of the engineers to waifu an archlich. Genesis is a spell that creates a small but constantly expanding worldplane in which you're effectively a god and can dictate that trains move themselves and you can easily just have the entire place be made more comfortable. You underestimate magic, they can just create bunch of golems to conduct the train and do supplies and have the golems spin turbines to make electricity to power the trains.
So your great idea is "A lich did it" Because that's all I'm hearing. A Lich's personal dimension where everything just runs because magic.

And just creating a magical workforce out of thin air to do everything is as much a cop out as just using magic itself.

> If you're going to play by physical rules then you kind of need to follow the conservation of energy. What's their energy source? How are they extracting energy (Chemical? Nuclear? Direct M = E/c^2 conversion?) from their source? It's obviously illogical.
This is less about my idea and more about monstergirls in general.

How can something as big as a dragon fly with her small wings? How does an igni keep itself burning? How can fire be sentient? How can a cheshire teleport? How can a slightly larger than human sized dragon girl transform into a giant dragon? How can a lich exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272928
>Information is the lifeblood of a setting.
Information that makes sense within the setting instead of randomly introducing technology.

>No, all that does is make the engine more efficient. It will work without them, seeing as how the engine works on a difference of temperature. As long as the engine room is warmer than the blistering cold out side, the machine will run.
Sure but that doesn't mean shit when the efficiency is so low that it would make more sense to use alternative methods.

>The entire exercise is to utilize MGs in creative ways while not just relying flat out on magic. The fact that a salamander is significantly hotter than a human isn't just going "magic did it" It's a magical means to reproduce a physical phenomenon i.e. heat, to make something run more efficiently. The train isn't running on magic, it's running on heat. The heat is a byproduct of having a team of salamanders and igni on board, maintaining the train and ensuring its cargo's safety.
Just have a bunch of Raijus sitting on electric motors or an Igni playground inside the furnace room turning water into steam and have a Yukionna sitting around the cooling section recondensing it.

>so your great idea is "A lich did it"
Sounds a lot more efficient than making entire trains and railroads to transport supplies when you can just have them open up a teleportation gate or use magic to golem it up or make a personal dimension.

>And just creating a magical workforce out of thin air to do everything is as much a cop out as just using magic itself.
I never said it isn't but it's permitted by the setting you're running in.

>How can something as big as a dragon fly with her small wings? How does an igni keep itself burning? How can fire be sentient? How can a cheshire teleport? How can a slightly larger than human sized dragon girl transform into a giant dragon? How can a lich exist?
That's right, so why are you relying on our physics, based in our phyiscal world, as if it were law? If you were an anon in MGE land you'd be laughed off as just retarded because there's much better ways to make it work.

[Anonymous No.]

http://i.imgur.com/zzZfacQ.jpg

Early Merry Christmas!

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272739
Fairies would be popular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16269578
>That's some dystopian future shit right there with girls being laid the moment they've had their first bleeding
More like closer to how it used to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272947
>instead of randomly introducing technology.
It's not randomly introduced, where are you pulling this shit from? You don't think I'm working with the MGE setting, and just plopped a train and a sterling engine in there, do you?
>when the efficiency is so low that it would make more sense to use alternative methods.
It wouldn't be low. The exterior is already frigid. The interior is already hot. It's entirely efficient and more importantly, it only uses resources that are already there. The climate will be cold regardless, and a room full of salamanders and igni will be hot regardless. Throw an engine in there and get a shit tin of free energy. Enough to run a train.

>Raijus sitting on electric motors
You'd need to be constantly stimulating them to make them generate power.
>Igni playground inside the furnace room turning water into steam
Some one else already brought up this idea, but how is having an ignis heat up water to create steam to operate a steam engine any different from having an ignis heat up air to create pressure to operate a sterling engine?

>Sounds a lot more efficient than making entire trains and railroads to transport supplies when you can just have them open up a teleportation gate or use magic to golem it up or make a personal dimension.
Yes, "Magic did it" is more efficient, but it is also more boring, less creative and lazy. And it harms our suspension of disbelief.

>I never said it isn't but it's permitted by the setting you're running in.
No it isn't. My setting doesn't allow for that bullshittery. Creating a single golem from clay takes an immense amount of time, money, preparation and power.

>That's right, so why are you relying on our physics, based in our phyiscal world, as if it were law?
Because magic and physics should work hand in hand for the most interesting and fun result. Discarding one or the other just makes it boring. Magic shouldn't be able to power a train just like that. Magic should generate heat in order to power the train.

>If you were an anon in MGE land you'd be laughed off as just retarded because there's much better ways to make it work.
You actually take MGE seriously as a setting? The place where mamono mana does literally everything, and all agriculture is just done out of habit? The place where you could literally never eat again and still be perfectly healthy thanks to mamono mana?

I guess it explains a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272959
Why are you wishing yourself a merry Christmas? This isn't a present for us. This is a present for you.

Fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272959
I can't help buy feel like by including your own avatar into these things you've crossed a line

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272959
Have a good one wockfag.

[Anonymous No.]

Are chimeras a MG made out of a mix of animals or a MG made out of different MG traits? Or did KC essentially say "up to you".

I actually like their pauldrons, makes them look imposing/regal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16273101
I think a mix of MG traits.
Do you want to pet the pauldrons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272947
>randomly introducing technology
I'd like to point out that as far as MGE is concerned, technology is definitely a thing.
Even KC say's they're at a level where they've made practical uses for gunpowder, which is already at least steam-level technology.
A wild-west style area is entirely possible, didn't one of the fallen brides stories have guns in it?
I'd also like to point out that Liches operate on necromancy (and eromancy in MGE). Why would they know anything about super heat magic? You're thinking of Witches or Dark Mages.

>>16273024
>Creating a single golem from clay takes an immense amount of time, money, preparation and power
It's the same way in D&D, one of KC's sources of inspiration.
In D&D, creating a golem is a very lengthy and expensive process that involves getting some magic book from a god-tier level mage, whereby he grafts off a piece of his own fucking soul to make it, following the instructions inside of this book to the letter, acquiring tons of very rare ingredients to make just one golem, and after you actually make one the priceless magic book will fucking explode into flames, meaning you can only have one. And that's just a clay golem.
It would be about as effective a use of resources as making a nuclear reactor out of diamonds and souls. They need to be this rare to justify not having a million of them in every house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16273129
>It would be about as effective a use of resources as making a nuclear reactor out of diamonds and souls.
I giggled. And thanks for the background info, I didn't know all that I just know creating sentient life shouldn't be taken as lightly as a handwave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16273024
>It's not randomly introduced, where are you pulling this shit from? You don't think I'm working with the MGE setting, and just plopped a train and a sterling engine in there, do you?
That's exactly what you're doing because it doesn't make sense. Why would they use this physics when it simply wouldn't be as efficient? Get a lava slime (was this in MGE or was that only MGQ I forget) and have her heat the place up with her ridiculous heat instead.

>It wouldn't be low. The exterior is already frigid. The interior is already hot. It's entirely efficient and more importantly, it only uses resources that are already there. The climate will be cold regardless, and a room full of salamanders and igni will be hot regardless. Throw an engine in there and get a shit tin of free energy. Enough to run a train.
>free energy
The salamanders and the igni need to be there to begin with and they sure as hell wouldn't WANT to be in the middle of a fucking iceland so you'd need to pay them regardless, and they need to get that energy from somewhere otherwise it's even more of a cop-out than just 'lol magic'. Your version of 'science' is contradictory and shallow.

>how is having an ignis heat up water to create steam to operate a steam engine any different from having an ignis heat up air to create pressure to operate a sterling engine?
It isn't, it's just as ridiculous, inefficient, and boring.

>Yes, "Magic did it" is more efficient, but it is also more boring, less creative and lazy.
Subjective; I think your "creative" version of the sterling engine is anything a child could think up. You're literally just thinking "dang, wouldn't a sterling engine work better with even hotter shit inside"?

>And it harms our suspension of disbelief.
In a land where there's girls simply on fucking fire, a mage using magic harms your suspension of disbelief?

>No it isn't. My setting doesn't allow for that bullshittery. Creating a single golem from clay takes an immense amount of time, money, preparation and power.
And why should that be when Igni, as a living fire, passively release with no energy source far more energy than a golem would require to move itself? Golems have no life functions, it's purely a matter of applying force to itself.

>Because magic and physics should work hand in hand
Why does that have to be the case? Why not actually be creative instead of simply using the most obvious shit possible? Something that makes you go "oh, that was something I didn't think of" instead of "that's so obvious though"

>Discarding one or the other just makes it boring.
An opinion.

>Magic shouldn't be able to power a train just like that. Magic should generate heat in order to power the train.
What the literal fuck is the difference? It's energy either way, and Magic is equivalent to neither heat nor electricity, it's a direct conversion either way. Why are you so fixated on involving physics when it doesn't need to be? I understand the elegance of physics but part of that elegance is understanding when it makes sense and when it's redundant.

>You actually take MGE seriously as a setting?
You actually take monster girls period seriously as a setting? Shoggoths obselete almost every mechanical device.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16271634
Forest of the blue skin

[Anonymous No.]

>>16273101
Probably just have the traits.

I like them too, everything about Chimeras is amazing but sadly they're always ignored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16273129
>I'd like to point out that as far as MGE is concerned, technology is definitely a thing.
>Even KC say's they're at a level where they've made practical uses for gunpowder, which is already at least steam-level technology.
Yeah but it doesn't make sense to use it this way with or without magic, that engine fell out of use for a reason. Considering the amount of power these guys emit passively it's more appropriate to simply use the steam engine, since it's no less efficient, can be powered passively, and most importantly this engine retains its efficiency no matter where you are. You can move shit to and from cold places or hot places without worrying about losing efficiency, which saves on production values, makes maintenence easier, and can even be powered by Raiju in a pinch by attaching magnets to the thing and petting them repeatedly.

>golems are hard to make in D&D
Yeah but they're not if they're not the sentient type. Like, there's tier 2 (?) spells that create invisible servants or whatever they were called, which are weak and don't interact that much but still, and ALL high level spells cost godly amounts of money to make, and fuck you could even just have a bunch of skeletons fucking around, they don't feel cold either.

>I'd also like to point out that Liches operate on necromancy (and eromancy in MGE). Why would they know anything about super heat magic? You're thinking of Witches or Dark Mages.
Liches are just undead mages. Generic ones get death spells, but it makes perfect sense to design one that can use high level, say, illusionary magic. Hell, while D&D doesn't specifically support playable liches it's pretty easy to introduce it by applying the normal modifiers and giving the player a touch attack, and that lich can use whatever the fuck it wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16273152
>Why would they use this physics when it simply wouldn't be as efficient?
As efficient as what? You aren't making any sense.
>Get a lava slime (was this in MGE or was that only MGQ I forget) and have her heat the place up with her ridiculous heat instead.
Yeah, sure. A lava golem would probably be hotter than a salamander. So? Nothing about the core idea has changed, I didn't say specifically "Only salamanders".
>The salamanders and the igni need to be there to begin with and they sure as hell wouldn't WANT to be in the middle of a fucking iceland so you'd need to pay them regardless
I already addressed this.
>and they need to get that energy from somewhere otherwise it's even more of a cop-out than just 'lol magic'.
You really don't understand the concept of suspension of disbelief do you? Are you being obtuse to try and argue a point or are you really just this stupid?

Let me answer your question with one of my own. You have two scenarios. On one hand you have a train that works just because magic says so. On another hand you have a train that works because of an engine that already exists in real life, due to principles we already understand. It works due to a difference in temperature, only the heat inside the train is supplied by monster girls, which you accept exist within the setting as they are described.

Now which are you more inclined to think is more plausible? Though I feel you're going to be contrarian or the sake of it.

>It isn't, it's just as ridiculous, inefficient, and boring.
Says the anon who thinks "magic didit" is a viable answer to anything ever.

>Subjective
It isn't.

>In a land where there's girls simply on fucking fire, a mage using magic harms your suspension of disbelief?
Yes. Because you want to pull some reality marble bullshit where you exert demi-god tier control over an entire continent and rewrite the rules of the universe so everything can work "because I say so"

>with no energy source
This was never stated. There would be food. There would be spiritual sustenance. Just not as much as you seem to think would be permissible for releasing sufficient levels of heat energy.
> far more energy than a golem would require to move itself? Golems have no life functions, it's purely a matter of applying force to itself.
Ohohohoh, nice try but no. That isn't the issue. The issue is you wand-waving the golems into existence in the first place, out of nothing. Sure an army of golems "Could" power a train in the manner you describe. But that army of golems doesn't exist. And didn't exist until your oh so great and creative explanation of "Oh, a lich did it."

>Why does that have to be the case? Why not actually be creative instead of simply using the most obvious shit possible? Something that makes you go "oh, that was something I didn't think of" instead of "that's so obvious though"
Are you even listening to yourself? "Because magic" is creative to you? You "didn't think of it"?

You're trolling aren't you. You saw a nice conversation where two people were discussing engines and monstergirls whilst avoiding magical handwaving, and you decided to step in hours after the fact and go "Yeah but, dude. Magic."

>What the literal fuck is the difference? It's energy either way, and Magic is equivalent to neither heat nor electricity, it's a direct conversion either way. Why are you so fixated on involving physics when it doesn't need to be? I understand the elegance of physics but part of that elegance is understanding when it makes sense and when it's redundant.
I get it. You're not trolling, you just have no idea what the concept of "suspension of disbelief" is nor do you know how it works or why it is important.

[Anonymous No.]

Will i have more chances of having dhampirs if i try impregnating ojou sama during a full moon or super moon night? all tries have been unsuccessful so far and she is already thinking she is barren inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>16273212

In contrast, the white dragon "They avoid fights with more powerful dragons, but will take any opportunity to take their frustrations out on 'lesser' creatures. Whites also have exceptional memories, and will hunt down those who cross them, no matter how long it takes"

[Anonymous No.]

>>16273214
Yes, but be careful of her biting you. They tend to get a bit bite-y during sex under a full moon.
But as long as you fill her womb up she's almost guaranteed to get pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16273223
anything else to increase my chances?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16273122
[X] Pet

>>16273200
Why though, they seemed rather unique to me being "multiple things rolled into one" while their design stood out with their pauldrons/various other parts. Maybe multiple personalities make it sound too close to being schizo for some.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16273227
Except the normal sex and semen enchaining drugs?
Let her get a taste of your blood. It doesn't have to be a lot. But just give her some and you're good to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16273152
>In a land where there's girls simply on fucking fire, a mage using magic harms your suspension of disbelief?
It's not a mage using magic that fucks with suspension of disbelief, it's magic accomplishing literally anything for no other reason than "Because it's magic" that fucks with it.
Can you at least explain HOW the magic works? What is happening for it to function? This "iz magic I dont gotta esplain nuffin" mentality is just a dead end for any discussion.

>And why should that be when Igni, as a living fire, passively release with no energy source far more energy than a golem would require to move itself?
Elementals only function in areas rich with their own element. Undines around water, Gnomes around earth, Igni around heat. They exist for the same reason that element exists in the first place. They can only leave an area of their element by forming a covenant, which allows them to use SE instead to sustain themselves. An Ignis will exist for as long as heat still exists, and one with a covenant will use SE as fuel in the absence of that heat.

>>16273201
>Considering the amount of power these guys emit passively it's more appropriate to simply use the steam engine
Yeah, I was never particularly on board with using a Stirling engine for the reasons you mentioned. It seems over-complicated when Mamono can account for anything that was previously "non-renewable", thereby removing one of the few downsides of any other engine.

>Stuff about D&D spells
Oh yeah, I forgot about Unseen Servant. That would be interesting, but I would like to point out that it only lasts an hour, and costs a piece of wood and string with every cast. Not to mention it only has a strength value of 2, which is passable for only the simplest of tasks.
Summoning worker zombies would be fucking metal, though. An undead train.

>Generic ones get death spells, but it makes perfect sense to design one that can use high level, say, illusionary magic
Yeah, but it just seemed odd to specifically point out Liches when any mage would do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16273238
hold on the amount i pump inside her matters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16273247
Yes, but considering that it's full moon she wouldn't let you stop until you've filled her womb up to the brim no matter what.
That's why you need the semen enhancing drugs for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272804
What the fuck my mind just exploded.
I wonder how a wocl would react with me having a break down in front of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16273276
The third one is the one below her neck right?

That can help in paiuzuris.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16273327
That thing makes me mad for some reason. I really hate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16273327
>That can help in paiuzuris.
They call can, wock paizuri is a fearsome thing.

They can even use their mouths to tease their own breasts during the act to increase their pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16273334
>They call can
I meant "sure can"

I think I need to go back to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16273327
>The third one is the one below her neck right?
No, it's the slightly more pink one just next to her right shoulder. It's closed but you can still see the drool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16273340
Yeah, that really surprised me. Everyone draws wock with two, so I just took it like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16273340
Oh shit, it's true.
Is there a making-of Jabberwock? I wonder how KC created her, early designs and stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>16273242
>It seems over-complicated when Mamono can account for anything that was previously "non-renewable", thereby removing one of the few downsides of any other engine.
Care to explain how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16273407
A Lava Golem is pretty self-explanatory.
Unless you mean to imply SE is non-renewable.

[Anonymous No.]

i want to make my wock the lewdest wock in wonderland! i still need a guide on how to do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>16273574
Why? If she becomes the lewdest of all the wocks in wonderland she'd just have sex with you 24/7. And then nobody would ever know how lewd she was except for you.
Hell, she'd probably find a way to have sex with you while sleeping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16273603
to make her the most fucking happy wock in wonderland, what are the steps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>16273454
>Lava Golem
BY FIRE BE PURGED

[Anonymous No.]

>>16272804
>Jabberwock has ponytails
It took me forever to notice that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16273785
Ragnaros would be mayadere as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16273877
The best kind of Mayadere. Calls you her "most-useful, barely passable insect" while warding off the Order. Then, when they finally piss her off and joke about how she's forced to be in one spot she surprises everybody, including yourself.

By putting Sulfuras on the ground, her hands on the volcanic rock and hoisting herself up out of the molten core, showing off WIDE HIPS AND JUICY THIGHS MADE OF MOLTEN MAGMA. WE'RE TALKING BARB TIER BOOTY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16273955
>BARB TIER BOOTY
Barb could draw his booties thicker desu, since that Witch has the plumpest booty he's ever drawn.

[Anonymous No.]

mating press a shy vampire against the bed until her eyes change to heart shaped pupils

[Anonymous No.]

>>16273955
Would be nice.

I'd rather try and romance Onyxia for dat Judgement set

[Anonymous No.]

>>16274163
>Not romancing the most dragon of them all
http://imgur.com/a/BD9UQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>16274231
Eh, Deathwing's probably too busy trying to end the world to be romanced by an old paladin like me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>16274236
>You will never romance a mayadere Pyroclasmic Dragon you've been fighting for years, only to end with her snuggling in your arms as you're both battered and bruised from your fighting

[Anonymous No.]

>>16274245
Well, that would certainly be a good way to save the world, although I imagine it would be awkward to explain to the other dragons how their arch enemy for years is now your wife.