Japan's Plans for Godzilla, Mothra and the Russian Bear

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are you guys really that bored?

http://www.stratfor.com/node/107181/geopolitical_diary/geopolitical_diary_japans_plans_godzilla_moth
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Japanese Defense Minister Shigeru Ishiba said on Thursday at a press conference that if Godzilla attacked the country, the Japanese Self-Defense Forces (JSDF) would be called upon to deliver “disaster relief.” Ishiba also said Japan would respond in kind to a threat from Mothra, though he added that the use of the JSDF could not be assumed in the event of an alien invasion: Under the constitution, the JSDF can only be mobilized for defense, so obviously if the aliens came in peace, there would be no legal justification for their deployment.

Ishiba’s statements marked the third day of discussions among Japanese officials about the existence of aliens, UFOs and other unlikely boogeymen. On Dec. 18 — in response to a question by an opposition parliamentarian — the government issued a written statement saying that it has no evidence that UFOs exist and is not taking any action to verify their existence or develop contingency plans should they enter Japanese airspace (and assuming they are real)

[Anonymous No.]

If they "come in peace", they aren't "invading"

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>>1625694


Thats a fucking awesome political discussion

[Anonymous No.]

What about the russian bears?

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>>1625731
lol wut.

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>>1625731
> how do i play video games
ROFL FFFFFFFFFFFFFF xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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>>1625731
lol thats funny because dogs dont play videogames and wtf'???? dogs arent people, they arent supposed to talk what the hel

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>>1625731
Depends. Terribly useful if playing as the Soviets. Completely useless if playing as the EotRS

[Anonymous No.]

But would NATO mobilize?

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>>1625738
>>1625742
Welcome to Soviet Russia, newfags.

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>>1625751
im not a commie u fagget

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>>1625758
No, ur the faget.

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>>1625763
gtfo newfag :O

[Anonymous No.]

lotsa noobs itt -_-

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>>1625767
LOL WTF BEARS DON'T RIDE HORSES THEY ARE BEARS

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amazing thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>1625788
Bear with it.

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>>1625829

WHO THE FUCK WOULDN'T CHOOSE THE BEAR? THATS ONE HARDCORE MOTHERFUCKER

[Adjutant‮TACELBAT‪‪‪‬‪‬ !FUX4cHAN.6 No.]

we also have contingency plans for dealing with zombies

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>>1625842
Dogs.

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