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An aim to please.

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>> No.16251480

Oppai loli white horns are olev!

>> No.16251483

>You'll never cuddle your waifu by the warm fireplace on a cold winter night
Suffer with me anons.

>> No.16251488

Calling passing colorfags for a random project.


>> No.16251499
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I like how these anons think

i dont think my vamp wife is into daugherus or impregnation,she always gets all red and bothered when i ask her about it so i just leave her be to not force it or anything

>> No.16251503

>She will never nuzzle into your chest as she drifts off to sleep, your arms wrapped around her holding her close
et tu, feelus?

>> No.16251510

>You'll never cuddle your warm waifu and save on heating during the winter so you can finally buy that ring she saw and propose to her
I'm suffering anon, are you?

>> No.16251521
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>ywn receive a FULL body massage until you orgasm. Over and over again, while moaning and writhing in her embrace.
Life is suffering.

>> No.16251529

Undead would make nice cows

>> No.16251534

That they would, I'd love nothing more than to be lead into a vampire's throne room by her trusty, busty ghoul guards only so I can see their mistress, her massive chest stuck in a dress that has a plunging neckline.

>> No.16251535

Shame nobody of value does anything with them

>> No.16251536


>> No.16251540
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Gonna give her the B

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>> No.16251542

>titmonster vampire with a flat werewolf nemesis/rival in love
>No potions/milk/magical bullshit allowed
I'll take either, I need to see how this plays out.

>> No.16251548

Would the werewolf have an ass to rival her rival's chest?

>> No.16251552


What would she do with you when you inevitably pass out from exhaustion?

>> No.16251553

They've had a couple of decent stories. Nobody is willing to write them to their full potential though.

>> No.16251554

Logically it would be a runner's ass, so no. It would be shapely as all fuck though and I imagine one could bounce an entire roll of quarters off of it.

>> No.16251557

Awww, but then you don't get a true comparison!

>> No.16251558

Silent II did one.

>> No.16251561

Wrap you up and hold you close. Maybe whisper loving things to you while you sleep.

>> No.16251563

I want to star in monster girl consentecle porn

>> No.16251565

My waifu nuzzling me would definitely be the end. I find it so intimate and lovely, just thinking about it makes me want to give her a bear hug.

>> No.16251566

I want to star in questionably consensual, gentle-femdom tentacle porn.

>> No.16251571

So I'll see my way to >>>/Ireland/ after this, but tits at ridiculous sizes look good, asses of the same proportionate size wouldn't. I doubt you'd actually want a werewolf with an ass the size of that vampire's tits and it'd look strange on her trim figure besides.

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>> No.16251575

I can see the appeal of it, she'd just need hips and thighs to go with it.

>> No.16251586

Here's one that I mentioned a few posts up.

>> No.16251592
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Lets go over the checklist to make dhampirs

>Sticky mushrooms
>Raging mushrooms
>Humpy slime
>manticore venom

did i miss anything? would doing it during a full moon night have a better effect?

>> No.16251593

Beat me to it. There's one other that I remember, named after a song I think. Black hole sun?

>> No.16251594

That's it man.
The dream.

>> No.16251601

Dhampirs are a rare mutation so it all comes down to percentages.
Just keep having cute vampire daughterus until you get a Dhampir basically.

>> No.16251602

How do you feel about her falling asleep on the couch, and as you carry her to bed and put her into it, she clings to you and begs you to stay until she falls asleep again?

>> No.16251605

Hell, maybe.

>> No.16251609

>tits at ridiculous sizes look good
I agree with you otherwise but that just isn't right.

>> No.16251611

Kowjourou when?

>> No.16251614

Always loved this one

>> No.16251618

She better not make eyes contact and give me a sleepy smile. Cause if she does then my love for her would explode.
I actually can't put my feelings into words, but god I would try so hard for her.

>> No.16251622

Hopefully we'll see a more adventurous tentacle girl story one day.

>> No.16251626

True enough and it often comes down to presentation/art style besides, but I think it is still fair to say disproportionately large tits look better than disproportionately large asses.

>> No.16251634

Aren't Dhampirs what happens when you knock up a Vampire while you're still human?

>> No.16251635

Could, probably in best interest not to since apparently somehow a /d/eviant now.

>> No.16251640


>> No.16251644

corruption fruit also increases semen production. Probably easier to come across than going to wonderland for humpty slime

>> No.16251645

God I hate the concept of Incubi.

>> No.16251648
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Is there anything better than a big comfy snek?

>> No.16251650

Why would such a prideful species have sex consensually with a lowly human?

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>> No.16251655

A big, comfy cow>>16251648

>> No.16251657

Because they're a KC monstergirl and thus, constantly horny?

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>> No.16251659

Yeah, forgot that. But they're still rare.
So I guess you just have to get lucky.

>> No.16251660

I've always rocked back and forth on it.

>> No.16251662
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>> No.16251663

It does? let me read the page again real quick


>> No.16251664
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>> No.16251665
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So we all know what Monster Girls we want to waifu, but what are some monster girls you're genuinely afraid of and would avoid at all costs?

For me it's the Ushi-Oni.
I already have a terrible fear of small spiders, but a giant spider that's much better, much faster, and much, much stronger than me is my literal nightmare.
But then that same spider wants to tie me up, take me back to their nest, and rape me for eternity?
That's actual hell.
I don't mind rapey monster girls, but Ushi-Oni are an extreme because anytime you're not sleeping you are fucking, even after your pelvis breaks. You don't get to have a life outside of that, so you have to hardcore be into femdom to enjoy being married to the average Ushi-Oni, but even then you might as well become the slave of a Dark Elf considering all the kinky shit they'll do you as opposed to the one track minded Ushi-Oni.

>> No.16251667

Buy 1 take 1 elf slave promo this Christmas season.

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>> No.16251669

Because it's dirty.

>> No.16251671

What ancient beast is that?

>> No.16251673

I don't understand what this picture depicts. What color do you want what?

>> No.16251674

Do they need to be similar colors and shapes or can I get a pudgy elf and a muscle elf?

>> No.16251676

Think of it this way, without Incubi there'd be no Alps.

>> No.16251678
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A big comfy Automaton.

>> No.16251680

Being wrapped in their coils.

Between that and my love of Krakens and Tentacles, its odd I don't fancy myself into bondage.

>> No.16251685

I don't know about afraid of, but I would avoid all lolis, ushis, matango and alps.

>> No.16251687

Wendigo cloaks must be very fluffy.

>> No.16251690

All that does is make me hate the concept more, anon.

>> No.16251692

>proactive dating.png

>> No.16251698

"Also, if an incubus or a human man eats it, it will raise his ability to produce mana and semen"

>> No.16251700

I haven't seen that term used here in a while. I missed it.

>> No.16251701

>No gang of Lamia sisters to kidnap you and make you their boyfriend.
>You'll never be at the center of a Lamia mating ball.
>You'll never get to experience the sheer comfort of all of them coiling around you and nuzzling you with their cheeks.

>> No.16251702

I would avoid mermaids and water girls a lot. I don't really like the deep sea and just thinking about them dragging me down there sounds pretty scary. Sure, I would be able to breathe underwater, but I don't know, just the thought of me somehow falling deep into the ocean would make me avoid things like boats because of krakens and the sea palace.

>> No.16251703

I wish KC did more captioned pics. Those are hot.

>> No.16251704

Cuddling with sneks is like cuddling with a big pillow that always stays cool.

>> No.16251709


>[nervous sweating intensifies]

>> No.16251710

Will the MGC police actually respond for once if I tell them I'm being raped By a human girl?

>> No.16251713
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I could make due with just one cute snek

>> No.16251716

Whoops, didn't mean to link.

>> No.16251719
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Vanilla snex is what is best in life

>> No.16251720

They'll show up and dump concentrated demonic energy on her so she turns into a monstergirl while raping you.

>> No.16251721

Just imagine a chubby Lamia coiling up and then excitedly slapping her tail while looking at you expectantly.
Would you sit on her coils and cuddle with her?

>> No.16251723


>i want this one so badly to be an ongoing series like with the fish girls

>> No.16251724

I most definitely would.
Chubby lamia are for giving snacks and cuddling.

>> No.16251727

The reverse of that occurs if a large Wendigo is involved.

>> No.16251729

I prefer toned sneks, but if she wouldn't mind me using her tail as a seat then I would.

>> No.16251731

WHy not have a large wendigo doing that to a guy while he does it to a small wendigo?

>> No.16251734

I wish there were more MGE captions in general.

>> No.16251735

So on the one hand, you probably end up with a succubus which while pretty vanilla is completely okay. On the other you might which could be great or horrifying. I don't know how to feel about this.

>> No.16251740

What kind of snacks do you think a Lamia would like best anon? Eggs is too easy, so try something else.

Nothing says you couldn't do it with a toned Lamia, I just though a chubby lamia's plump tail would be comfier.

>> No.16251742
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How different would Succubi born from Dhampirs look compared to average run-of-the-mill Succubutt?

>> No.16251743

That's the point. Alps only exist in their current form because incubization is a thing.

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>> No.16251747

Probably things like chicken poppers or pizza rolls, round objects that she can swallow easily.
She probably wouldn't say no to a juicy steak though.

>> No.16251751

>Succubi born from Dhampirs


>> No.16251753


>> No.16251757

In the MGE, Dhampirs birth Succubutts.

>> No.16251760
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Who's a good dog?

>> No.16251763

The one with the big tiddies.

>> No.16251764

Dont dhampirs give birth to another dhampir?


>> No.16251767

I want to play catch with both of them.

>> No.16251769

This info comes courtesy of a previous KC Q&A.

The more you know.

>> No.16251773
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I think the only good thing about incubization is the idea that it makes human men more peaceful and love-orientated, rather than war-like. If I could get the perfect waifu and an incredible sex life, and only become more empathetic and husband/father-like, I'd give up that part of my humanity in a heartbeat.

>> No.16251774

Hellhound. I wanna cuddle her and massage her abs after she gets home from a long day at work.
Then I'll whisper to her that I'm up for trying the Amazon position tonight.

>> No.16251775

The one on the left, like either of the ones on the right.

>> No.16251776

its good for all sorts of sex stuff. Like how am I realistically supposed to handle three hour long sex sessions with an amazon without passing out? That stuff doesn't work so well in real life.

>> No.16251778

But I'm already empathetic, so what would becoming an Incubus do for me?
I mean other than make me in shape and practically immortal?

>> No.16251779

Hellhounds are never 'good dogs'
It's sort of their thing
Says so write in the profile

Also:Cu Sith is a good dog

>> No.16251780

>Vampire+Human=Flat Chested dhampir
>Said dhampir+Human male=Titty monster succubus

Fuck genetics i guess

>> No.16251783

Faggot spotted

>> No.16251784

>That spoiler
Opinion invalidated.
And "Good Dog" doesn't mean "Obedient sub" you degenerate.

>> No.16251785

>Hellhounds are never good dogs.

They can be tamed if you use raging mushrooms.

>> No.16251788
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I wish there was art of Hellhounds with deliciously lickable abs. I wanna see one flexing her stomach muscles.

>> No.16251791

I want to play Day of the Tentacle girl!

>> No.16251794

Do you think there would be clickbait for something like dominating hellhounds?

>This weak ass guy is a hellhound's master and basically you are an alp! Click here to find out how he did it.

>> No.16251798

Are you a god?

>> No.16251800 [SPOILER] 
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I'll take the one on the right

>> No.16251803

How to dominate the hellhound:
1. Nibble her neck during foreplay
2. Tell her it's your turn
3. Promise she can ravish you tomorrow

>> No.16251804

>Said dhampir+Human male
I kind of just automatically interpreted that as "the same human male", what have these threads done to me.

>> No.16251806

I am unfamiliar with this game. Is it fun?

>> No.16251809





>> No.16251810

Hellhounds are so specifically written as anti-submissive, that there would be without a doubt a internet market for it.

Nope, just a guy who has cash enough to buy some mushrooms.

> man eats this mushroom, he can turn the tables on any kind of monster that attacks him, pushing her over with what appears to be overwhelmingly superior physical strength and unilaterally raping her. Also, when men eat it, it also has the effect of exciting the penis more than usual, causing their erections to tower with great size and thickness. No matter how ferocious and sadistic she may be, a monster raped with such a penis will learn the joy of being violated as a female and raped by a male of overwhelming power, and she will develop a masochistic disposition and desire to be raped.

>> No.16251812

I want a Hellhound to pin me to the headboard with her plump ass and milk me dry doggystyle.
I want her lay my head down on her abs and stroke my hair afterwards as I drift to sleep with her.

>> No.16251813

Ok anon, expect it eventually

>> No.16251814

I thought KC said they give birth to regular vamps, not succubi

>> No.16251816

I know the perfect line to confuse a Succubus about to rape!

"The plastic tips at the end of shoelaces are called aglets. Their true purpose is SINISTER."

>> No.16251818

Don't you have garbage to root through?

>> No.16251819

Thanks man. Take your time, I've been waiting for months in random drawthreads.

>> No.16251822

>Not blushing and saying "Please, at least be gentle."

>> No.16251823

"So like, whats the deal with airline food?"

>> No.16251824

Definitely left, you can tell right is only faking it to get a biscuit. Don't let your kobold hang out with hellhounds, they're bad influences.

>> No.16251826

Those things have a name? What?

>> No.16251828

No, but I do know that topically applied flouride does nothing to prevent tooth decay. It does make teeth detectable by spy satellite.

>> No.16251829

they are indeed called Aglets.

>> No.16251830

I dunno man, but these pretzels are making me thirsty.

>> No.16251831

>"Don't worry, Anon! It'll be fun!! <3"

>> No.16251832

I'd just say mean things until she cries and tells me that I'm going to die alone while she runs away.

>> No.16251833

I need my waifu for this.

>> No.16251834

Same name for the things on the end of your hooded sweatshirt draw string.

>> No.16251835

In that split second of distraction, grab her by the horns and pull her in for a deep kiss.
It won't stop her from raping you, but goddamn if it won't get her engine going.

>> No.16251836

Grab and stroke her tail

>> No.16251837
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Make sure you wake up anon.

>> No.16251839

I want to climb to the top of an ancient, booby trapped dungeon and rescue a princess that turns out to be a dire wyvern who dresses up like a princess.

>> No.16251840

Stop this. They are called things and you won't fool me.

>> No.16251841

You're not capitalizing on the position enough. While she's confused to need to flip her over and start mating pressing her while you "pin" her arms above her head. She can't rape you if you're raping her!

>> No.16251842

I don't want to.

>> No.16251843

No. Give me my baby hungry, cuddle-fiend echidna, goddammit.

>> No.16251844

I'll give the Wendigo a hug everyday even if she starts making eldritch noises!

>> No.16251845

Some kinda hellish whitehorn, a hellhorn, if you will.


Some kinda whitish hellhound, a whitehound, if you will.

>> No.16251846

But anon, then she'll start heartpupiling!
Mating press is too advanced for this early in the relationship. The proper thing to do is shove her head down, pull down her skirt and let her feel your dick smack against her ass before you ram it in!

>> No.16251847

Oh, you're looking for the BOTTOM of the dungeon.

The top is a wyvern princess.

>> No.16251849

We already have the non-canon Frosthound, get gud.

>> No.16251852

>Move your hand through her hair as your tongues gently touch and begin to move together as if dancing
>After a few minutes of this passionate waltz, you finally break the kiss, a single strand of saliva connecting your lips as you part
>She opens her eyes slowly, a gentle smile on her face

>> No.16251853
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some kind of NEET, chocolate, mountain dew mosquito?

>> No.16251856

So, would a Hell Horn make her own body could so you could endure high temperatures?

>> No.16251857

Wait, they share a dungeon? That's lewd as fuck. Would I get to bro around with the wyvern's husband?

Nay, mating press is perfect BECAUSE it's advanced. Turn her reverse-rape into a mating press normal rape on the first time and you'll have her at your beck and call forever. Also she'd tell her friends so they would make little references and wink at you which would be sure to boost your self esteem.

>> No.16251858

No, even hotter, to make your suffering even greater.

>> No.16251860

Yes you would.
And your daughterus would be friends with his daughterus.

There's also a lich if someone goes to the far back of the dungeon but, really, who goes straight forward in a dungeon?

>> No.16251861

What a meanie. I bet she would hug people during summer.

>> No.16251866

>You release her from your arms and meet her gaze before saying:
"So, tomorrow night then"
>You turn away and begin walking off
>She can hardly wait
[End Scene]

>> No.16251873
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I wish Hellhounds were real.

>> No.16251877

>but, really, who goes straight forward in a dungeon?
I can totally see someone going to map the thing out and finding her. She's gonna get cartographed.

>> No.16251883

Ha. Stupid succubus. Guess who's going to be waiting outside in the cold all night.

>> No.16251884

They dire wyvern and the echidna know her so she gets visitors every now and then but someone actually finding her first is something that doesn't happen, most folks leave once they find one of the other two.

Heck, if someone did stumble upon her they'd see she's got a bad case of bed head and is wearing an oversized shirt instead of clothes.

>> No.16251888

Wait, if she's on the first floor how does no one ever find her first? She should get the cowards afraid to go up or down/just curious to explore but not no one.

And also, how many wyverns, liches and echidnas are using this dungeon? Is it some kind of McWaifu pickup place that's a local public secret?

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I saved this picture to share on this thread, but then I realized I have nothing to say. So here you go.

>> No.16251892

Of course not. That would be rude.

>> No.16251895

The first floor's big and she's behind a hidden door that leads into a stair case that goes down but then goes up again.

It tricks people into thinking she's on a lower floor.

And there's basically a couple wyvern sisters/cousins who rotate through the dungeon while the echidna lives there permanently, rewarding successes by calling in a cousin, sister, or eldest daughter whenever someone ends up there.

>> No.16251896

How can an artist draw kemonomimi yet manage to omit the tail?

>> No.16251898
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After reading the corruption fruit page it feel like it sounds too boring and not as useful as the other items unless i am missing something

-Corruption Fruit
>it will raise his ability to produce mana and semen

-Sticky mushrooms
> his semen will become thick and sticky like the mushroom

-Humpty egg Slime
>The body of a man who eats it will produce so much semen that if he does not ejaculate, it will just leak out in a sticky mess. It is purported that if one feeds it to their husband while having sex, no matter how many times he is milked, he'll never run out of semen

-Manticore venom (Is this even sold as a item?)
>This lewd venom has the effects of causing a man’s body to produce huge amounts of semen and spurring ejaculation

Now if your waifu combined 2 or more of these on a snuggling session......oh boy

>> No.16251899

You have no proof that there are more people than you and one other extremely dedicated poster with a bunch of VPNS and spare time in these threads

>> No.16251901

And the same thing could be said about the other threads on this site as well.

>> No.16251905

The curious case of many granblue ladies

>> No.16251907

I have no proof that I'm not the single consciousness locked in a simulator.

>> No.16251908

I want a Mermaid girl to drag me underwater, only for me to freak the fuck out until she brought me back to the surface. I would then scream and book it off the beach, probably scarring her forever.

>> No.16251909

>Snuggling Session
She must be a sadist.
You're begging for release and she just wants to cuddle

>> No.16251910

Actually, Grandblue girls with tails are royals.

That's an actual lore thing, like Doraf women literally being built for breeding.

>> No.16251911

The raise in semen production is a secondary thing. The primary affect of the fruit is to increase absorption of energy through the skin. It makes outercourse of all types, from paizuti to hotdogging to thigh fucking to footjobs more enjoyable for the girl

>> No.16251916

>It tricks people into thinking she's on a lower floor.
>Lich still hasn't mastered the "just be yourself, bro" philosophy of husbanding
Poor thing. If she just went for a walk every once in a while she wouldn't have these problems. I mean hell, oversized shirts are cute and most men wouldn't even see her hair with what she'd be packing below anyway.

Also, is that sounds like some kind of echidna cuckoldry. What's even the point if you don't lure a man with your own dungeon? This is a bait and switch, I'm going back upstairs. Gonna find that lich. Gonna brush that lich.

>> No.16251924

I believe this works for both people. Prisoner fruit increases the output of energy for them both, making them become addicted to each other much more quickly.

>> No.16251926

Yeah, she needs to get out more...that or a guy just needs to power forward and meet her.

It's not a bait and switch for the echinda, its more the fact that she doesn't want to leave her home but people keep showing up and, occasionally, making it to the bottom.

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reminder that you could be claimed at any moment

>> No.16251955

Then why hasn't it fucking happened yet?

>> No.16251961

pray harder, brother.

>> No.16251971

It did Anon
Several times in fact
But you didn't want love
Only sex
You didn't deserve her
You didn't deserve any of them
And that's why they didn't want you
And that's why you forgot

>> No.16251980

>people keep showing up and, occasionally, making it to the bottom.
Oh boy

>Be top-tier adventurer
>Traverse the depths of a deep, dark dungeon
>Reach what you know must be the treasure room as your murder hobo senses are tingling
>Open it to find a man sitting next to a fireplace in an overstuffed armchair with a book and a glass of wine
>He looks cozy
>Are you supposed to kill him?
>Evildoers never look this comfy, but you reach for your sword out of habit
>"Dear, we got another one!" the man calls out before you can draw
>You snap your head to the sound of swinging doors on your left where what must be the dungeon's echidna peers out at you with a smile
>"Ara~, welcome hero," she says. "I'm afraid someone beat you to my marriageable echidna daughter, but I have several other children that would be happy to meet you.
>She disappears and you stand there dumbfounded
>Daughters? She's married? That means you can't fuck her. If you can't fuck or kill anything what are you supposed to do?!
>Your tiny adventurer brain is just about to give up the ghost trying to contemplate the meaning of existence the snake comes back out, trailed by a kobold, white horn and lizardman
>"Do any of these girls meet your fancy?" the snake asks.
>The husband doesn't look up from the book he went back to as soon as he called his wife but speaks anyway. "Ask for more than one and we're going to have a problem."
>None of them sound particularly appealing but you have, for once in you life, an idea that doesn't involve a spear or your dick. You always wanted to try being a dragoon. "I... do you have a wyvern?"
>All five of them point up

>> No.16251987

Such is life as an adventurer.

Although it may be akward to go up to the top and find that the newest dire wyvern to be waiting for a husband is a loli as she's the youngest of the brood.

>> No.16251988


Baphomets. I will never be a lolicon and the thought of being brainwashed to love something I don't care about is unsettling. I don't hate lolis, I just don't care about them.

I understand from KC's point of view it's probably like, "but you'll be happy so the brainwashing is okay", but I don't want that. I like my tastes, they're a huge part of who I am.

tl;dr I'm scared of lolis causing an existential crisis for me.

>> No.16251993

Wouldn't a loli wyvern be a boon? Sure you have to wait, but you get to raise her into the perfect waifu and train her yourself. This is like old fashioned marriages, only with more potions so you can influence her build.

>> No.16251997

You'd think that but then she'd grab you in her claws and fly off to show mom her husband.

>> No.16251998
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I don't think potions would be necessary to gain the affection of a clingy Wyvern loli.

>> No.16252004

When I'm alone on an elevator in between floors, I tend to think about an oomukade crawling through the roof hatch and taking me unawares.

>> No.16252005

A clingy, DIRE wyvern loli whose only going to get bigger.

>> No.16252006

The potions weren't for her affection, they were for her body. Want her tall and slender? There's a potion for that. Shortstack? Potion. HUEG? Potion (or mino milk). Loli? Potion, cookie, chewing gum, patch, tea... the Sabbath's been busy. You get where I'm going.

>> No.16252012

A crises would imply you care. Mamono mana wouldn't allow that.

>> No.16252013

Fuck matangos, fuck spiders, avoid yandere and taking what the guy above me said, fuck all of the lolis. I'm a pretty adaptable guy and I think in fantasy land I could get used to most situations eventually, but those are just a no.

>> No.16252014

It already happened.

>> No.16252019

They would probably recognize your discomfort and leave you alone after they finish their meal.

KC abhors bad ends, and stealing you away from your one-and-only is definately a bad end.

>> No.16252025

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that monster girls aren't just good adversaries, they make good adventuring party members too.

All they need is some gold, some treasure, and possibly your love....and a baby or two.

>> No.16252028

Mindflayer healer
Shoggoth bandit
Atlach fighter

>> No.16252034

>Shoggoth bandit

But what does she steal?
Is she a maid without a master?
Are you building this party to do passive SAN damage?

>> No.16252037

Getting jerked off roughly in the shower by your Whitehorn, who's way too warm, while visiting your family on Christmas.

>> No.16252040

>after they finish their meal.
How does a monstergirl fuck a limp dick?

>> No.16252043

I feel like you have the shog and mindflayer reversed. Shouldn't the flayer be sneaking around flaying enemies rather than healing? Shogs would be great for trauma, too.

>> No.16252048

>But what does she steal?
Our hearts

>> No.16252052


Honestly, even if they're lolis, it doesn't take much to get me excited.

>> No.16252053

She's actually a gentle sort who simply plays to her skill set. And yeah, hail chaos.

Shog can slip under doors and through keyholes. She can make any tools she needs on the fly, and change shape to fool people.

that being said, she would also make an excellent healer, and Flayer would certainly make a striking rogue.

>> No.16252064

Well, if I'm to be honest, physical stimulation would betray me. Well, next best is taking the old nuts and bolts to a mindflayer for a good scrubbing.

>> No.16252071

>Her oppai are high-up on your back
>Her head is perched over your shoulder
>She's getting more and more excited, getting more and more flushed
>She keeps bouncing on her front legs, making a c"click" with her hooves on landing
>She starts getting lewder and lewder as her handy goes on

>> No.16252081

I'd avoid sandworms like the plague
seeing people getting eaten alive/swallowed
whole in movies and video game always scared the ever living fuck out of me and it still does today,
it doesn't help that there's essentially no escape from them seeing how they can tunnel through fuckin anything to get to you.
those flowers from crash bandicoot will forever haunt me

>> No.16252083

>that ending

>> No.16252090

10/10 most relatable story 2017.

>> No.16252092
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Is there an Automaton out there that's the Tallgeese/Grimgerde to other Automatons Leo/Graze?

>> No.16252097

>not wabbitseason as filename

>> No.16252098

I was too lazy to rename it to something clever.

>> No.16252104
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>> No.16252108
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>> No.16252110

Succubi are truly the most waifuable of the vanilla MGE species.

>> No.16252118

Only when latenight draws them.

>> No.16252126

what do you expect? normies gonna norm.

>> No.16252128

>He doesn't make an effort to acknowledge that the girls in the profile are only a single member of that monstergirl species
I understand his distaste for the Dorfs though.

>> No.16252129

I know what all four of those things are but somehow I'm struggling to grasp what you're trying to say. Do you want an automaton that just BTFOs another kind?

>> No.16252147

An Automaton that was developed for the sake of being a tech testbed from which other Automatons would be developed.

>> No.16252155
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I wish there was more art of other monster girls in the same species. Instead we just get one design (Most of the time, there are some exceptions like pic related) and all of the fanart is based off that character design. It's especially annoying when it's a MG you want to like, but you just can't get around to their character design.

>> No.16252175

Small surprise. The chans are the only places I've seen people tolerant of lolicon much less toddlercon, which is what dwarves cater to

>> No.16252182

>The chans are the only place
I forgot a handful of progressive lefty media places tolerate that too

>> No.16252194
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>He DOESN'T have a Whitehorn to take home to his parents

>> No.16252208

Threadcanon created at least one.
Nerdhound is just a dark-furred, dark-skinned Kobold

>> No.16252216

No one's talked about Nerdhound in months, are you still assmad about it?

>> No.16252222

He's not wrong. It's basically why I'm not buying it.

>> No.16252224

To be fair, a handful of lolis are linked to the sabath racially.

Though, that's setting information and it looks like the reviewer only looked at the pretty pictures.

>> No.16252231
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It's great when it does happen.
Like Latenights ponytail Lich and her sexy /fa/shionable Lich attire.

Pic-related isn't her of course, but it still fits the discussion topic.

>> No.16252234

But does she know what it truly means?

>> No.16252238

I've always loved Cancers sleeves.

>> No.16252250

You won't squish me today you big stupid. Come here and let me fist your face

>> No.16252256
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you must be a fellow victim.

>> No.16252263

The glacies-variant triplets are worse. And as if tht wasn't enough there are huge battlezombies shooting exploding arrows at you.

>> No.16252264
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Cancers are good girls, not Dork Souls crabs.

Not unless you want one to be.

>> No.16252267

yeah, those things are pretty rough, but I would a snow crab Cancer in a heartbeat.

>> No.16252269

Woops, I guess that other anon had the same image on his mind that I did.

>> No.16252276

to be fair, only one Cancer related Dank Seouls picture comes to anyones mind.

>> No.16252282

She just wants to make you sqeaky clean!

>> No.16252286

But if she polishes my armor, I'll be like a lure for all manner of lewd sea creatures.

>> No.16252301

She's gonna polish more than that...
Like your spear!

Should she start at the tip, or first handle the shaft?

>> No.16252318
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Gonna marry that Hellhound!

>> No.16252340

Not if she forces you to the ground and marries you first!

>> No.16252354

>the lusty cancer maid
I'd read it

>> No.16252366

Are there any MGs with actual healing powers?

>> No.16252372

Healing powers are for cock-sucking Kenyan sluts.

>> No.16252374

unicorns and mermaids.
ushi oni's have bullshit tier regen

>> No.16252384

Bubble Slime can purify toxins and probably disease.

>> No.16252435

Liches. One temporary trip to the grave and all your aliments will be gone.

>> No.16252438

I'd assume any with magical talent could become a healer.

>> No.16252464
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What kind of embarrassing things would you find in your waifu's internet search history?

>> No.16252469 [DELETED] 

For the most part? All my horrible /d/-tier fetishes. Just thinking about it almost makes me glad I have no waifu.

>> No.16252478

>Can muscles be sexy?
>Are my muscles cute?
>Do boys like girls with muscles?
>Workouts to get cute boys

>> No.16252486
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Lovely Lamia Lap pillows

>> No.16252490

>Start playing Shantae Half-Genie Hero
>"Someone's been turning regular old bog-standard cute girls into phony fish-folk!"
>regular old bog-standard cute girls
For whatever reason, I just love this line.

>> No.16252491
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>Workouts to get well defined stomach muscles
>Do boys like stomach muscles?
>Ways to get boys to lick your abs
>Popular short hair styles

>> No.16252500
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I want to use every part of Miia as a pillow!
Except her face so I can look at it! and that would probably hurt her

>> No.16252505
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>> No.16252506

my senpai!!

>> No.16252507

I want to blow raspberries into Miia's abs.

>> No.16252509

>How to keep your cool
>Cold Packs amazon
>Buy Misletoe
>How do you knit a sweater?
>Do men like riding their girlfriend?
>How to enable safe search
>Do mean like riding their girlfriend?
>Do men like riding horses?
>How to offer someone a ride without seeming creepy

>> No.16252512

Hell yeah motherfucker

>> No.16252516

>hand-holding fetish porn
>how to hold hands with big fluffy paws
>Lego model #5956 in box
>slice of life anime list for fall 2016
>how to meet someone if you're a neet

>> No.16252521

>>Do men like riding their girlfriend?
>>How to enable safe search
>>Do mean like riding their girlfriend?
Don't do this to my sides this late at night

>> No.16252522


>> No.16252523

>[Anon]'s pastebin
>how to delete browser history
>how to format hard drive
>cheap laughing gas mask
>bulk helium order

>> No.16252527

>Lego model #5956
Oh fuck me, I remember having a few of those Not!Indiana Jones sets when I was younger.

>> No.16252530

>How to not molest people with tentacles in public

>> No.16252537

The internet and clickbait would become much more interesting with monsters around.

>> No.16252538
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black fur foxes

>> No.16252539

That would be pretty great, being loosely coiled around while laying my head on her lap.
Lamias make for great cuddlebugs.

>> No.16252549


The browsing history has been wiped clean.

>> No.16252554

>How to tell if boys are starting because they think you are cute or scary

>> No.16252557

Rare black fox sneaks around Eagle Harpies!


>> No.16252559

staring not starting

>> No.16252571

>How to keep your cool

>> No.16252578
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Holy FUCK it's so fluffy.

>> No.16252582

That's some pretty impressive White Horn you've got there.

>> No.16252587

>Italian recipes
>Relaxation techniques
>'Nights in White Satin' lyrics
>Providing emotional support for the depressed

>> No.16252602

>How to polish gold
>How to polish silver
>How to polish diamond
>How to polish [insert gem stone here]
>How to polish manners
>How to Polish vodka?

>> No.16252605

Birds of Prey are so fucking cool.

>> No.16252612

>No how to polish husbands/penises

>> No.16252617
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The second fish was a lot better, but I'm not sure where snek could go

>> No.16252620

Do you think her some blushing virgin?

>> No.16252628

>ionscrenklerty kbvopewrfd
>extra large keyboard

>> No.16252633

>MGC BBQ places
>GOOD MGC BBQ places
>GOOD MGC BBQ places -Sabbath
>Oni workout tips
>Where to get chest wraps in MGC
>Workout tips for girls with big tits
>Delinquent Styles for tall girls with big tits
>What is "Facesitting"?
>Mail order dinners, meat
>What do you do if a boy calls you cute?
>How to stalk human boys
>Should I rape a boy if he calls me cute, or should I ask him out?
>POV Hardcore humanboy rape
>POV Hardcore humanboy rape -Sabbath
>POV handholding humanboy cuddlesex -sabbath
>I think I'm in love what do I do?
>MGC romantic rape spots, Full moon

>> No.16252635

A woman can always improve her technique.

>No dragon waifu to encourage you to shave your head so she has something else to polish

>> No.16252642
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Come now dear, there's no TV and no beer and SOMEONE has to entertain the guests!

>> No.16252644

>Do boys think having one hundred legs is cute
>Does venom leak into drool

>> No.16252648

Why yes it does. Trust me, I'm an expert.

>> No.16252655

>Grew horns in sleep?
>Pink heart fruit
>How to tell if im turning into a monster
>Is monsterization painful?
>Blog stories of monsterization
>Spirit energy supplements
>Will I rape my crush if I turn into a monster?

>> No.16252669

>Best flying spots
>Great books
>Myths of Earth
>Anon's family name
>Harpy friendly restaurants.
>How does Earth effect mating season?
>Roleplay ideas in bed.

>> No.16252673

>Harcore Gay
>Why do I have a vagina now?
>What does it mean to be an alp?

>> No.16252675

>having a man for a wife
Anon, I...

>> No.16252676

That ass needs a smack.

>> No.16252679

An alp?

>> No.16252680

>People complaining about this
>After Seven Seas already altered all the "Lolicon" stuff to be about "Petite" girls instead
So in other words, this is a guy who knows EXACTLY what the MGE is about, EXACTLY what those pages originally catered to, and either A) Didn't read the English Rewrites, or B) Is being willfully misleading, and either way is just looking to complain.


>> No.16252683

>cute latex outfits for young girls
>cute PVC outfits for young girls
>cute plastic outfits for young girls
>matching latex outfits for mothers and daughters
>matching PVC outfits for mothers and daughters
>matching plastic outfits for mothers and daughters
>ways to increase paw dexterity
>do husbands really like poochy tummies?
>creative bondage ideas for three
>best positions for three-person cuddling
>how long is it safe to stay tied up?
>how to cook without burning things
>extreme gags for long-term wear
>is it possible to sleep with a dildo gag down my throat?

Probably something like this.

>> No.16252685

Or alternatively, recognizes the loli content for what it is, and is genuinely expressing distaste for it, not knowing just how pro-loli the original, uncensored MGE is.

In which case, by God, just imagine how hilarious his reaction would be reading the unaltered Sabbath stuff?

>> No.16252686

>Do humans know I'm haunting them?
>How to get humans out of house
>Ghost chaser show
>Ghost chaser show cute camera man
>"Real MGC Hauntings" staff names
>How to flirt and be scary
>How to have sex with a person you can't touch

>> No.16252693

The first couple listings reminds me of the Ghost Couple from Beetlejuice.

>> No.16252694
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I had a dream last night, I was back in the army. I hope this doesn't mean there will be conflict during the Convergence.

>> No.16252697

Don't say the name, anon.

>> No.16252700

What name? Beetlejuice?

>> No.16252701

Holy shit I've been dreaming about my legionnaire days too. Something's coming bro

>> No.16252727

Yes, Beetlejuice.

>> No.16252731

Aww, shucks.
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.
There, now it can fuck off.

>> No.16252740


The Dawn of the Elves approaches!

>> No.16252741

>Or alternatively, recognizes the loli content for what it is, and is genuinely expressing distaste for it, not knowing just how pro-loli the original, uncensored MGE is.

True. Loli is always going to be a dealbreaker for a lot of people. Can't expect normies, and even many 4channers, to be able to take loli content in stride.

>> No.16252765

It's funny, my mind went there first too, but that could as easily describe a human woman.

>> No.16252786

yeah it's supposed to be a human woman.

>> No.16252790
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This is your wife now.
Please be kind to her.

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Hey yo gimme dat energy y'all!

>> No.16252797

I want to lick her armpits

>> No.16252806

>when you realise this would be as close as you'd ever get to touching your snake waifu

>> No.16252814

Anubi for all Anubis-bros in 2017!

>> No.16252818

A nice sentiment anon, but we'll probably all have to get plane tickets to Egypt.

And personally, I'm dead broke after my recent trip to Japan.

>> No.16252819

Kobolds for KDF in 2017!

>> No.16252827

Oh, uhh, in 2017.

>> No.16252830

>implying she won't pay for the ticket for you

Silly anon. Anubi always want to be with their husbands.

Well, it's only fair? Can't be that bad right?

>> No.16252831

Will you feed the Meat Grinder for us, Anon?

>> No.16252835

>to be able to take loli content in stride.
loli a shit

>> No.16252839

>>implying she won't pay for the ticket for you
>Silly anon. Anubi always want to be with their husbands.
>Wake up one morning
>Monster-pocalypse has come and gone
>No waifu
>Check mail
>Random plane ticket to Egypt and a dinner reservation
Fascinating prospect.

>> No.16252843

Wight Horn

>> No.16252847

Worthy of a story, even.
Spectral does?

>> No.16252856

Nah, KDF is alright.

>> No.16252869

>What do human men like?
>Scientific research on jupiter's moons.
>What do human men think look cute?
>Electromagnetic fields and their influence on magic.
>Cute things to do for a human man you like
>Planetary movement in relation to earth.
>My husband calls me “Kuudere”. Is that good?
>Experiments to do during planetary alignment.
>How to make sure that your husband knows you love him.

>> No.16252876

This is cute

>> No.16252877

> how to track someone's search history
> keylogger buy online
> how to hide a keylogger from a tech savvy crush
> how to break into an apartment inconspicuously
> list of ways to bug a building
> does licking someone's food and silverware count as an indirect kiss?

>> No.16252888

>Digital schedule tracker download free
>why do men like it when collars are put around their neck?
>why do men like it women their partner step on their crotch?
>why do some men like fluff?

>> No.16252916
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Kurisumasu is no excuse to slack off, senpai!

>> No.16252922

Liches are always cute.

>> No.16252923

Even when they're mad?

>> No.16252925

>I can't think of anything
Wow. My brain is mush right now. What would an elf-wight even care about?

>> No.16252926

Liches are stern teachers to their apprentices though.

>> No.16252929

>steps to Foxtrot
>"ojou" laugh for dummies
>opium pipes for dummies
>lyrics to the songs from Corpse Bride

>> No.16252930

I can't decide if a Lich emotionlessly fuming with a sort of "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed" vibe would be adorable, or heart-rending.

>> No.16252931

Especially when they’re mad. What would they even do if they were mad at their husband?

Yes, but they are cute stern teachers.

>> No.16252934

The fuck is that?

>> No.16252935

It's your vixen kohai from the kendo club.

>> No.16252937

The what?

>> No.16252939

You know. Martial arts with sticks. Like sword-fighting, you know?

>> No.16252940

Training would be strict.

You'd need to memorize the position, name and size of every bone in the Human body as your first step to being able to summon a basic skeleton.

You need to brush up on your reanimation magic, then apply it to skeletal remains in a way that it retains all of it's motor function.

No time to rest, you can rest when you're dead, after which she'll bring you back to life so you can get back to studying.

>> No.16252942

That doesn't exist here.

>> No.16252945

Then you're in the wrong dimension because this kid has recognized you.

>> No.16252946

>No time to rest,
Nah fuck that.

>> No.16252948

But she would already know all that except for perhaps the ojou laugh

>> No.16252953

That doesn't make any sense.

>> No.16252958

Sure it does. Alternate you is in the kendo club with her and looks identical to You you. Now You you and Alternate you have switched places.
Simple stuff.

>> No.16252965

That's retarded.

>> No.16252966

Why are you so grumpy? Are you having a bad day?

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Do you ever consider suicide?

>> No.16252972

I always have a bad day. Doesn't help when you're trying to make me imagine alternate reality swapping and a dumb fox girl that can't tell two people apart.

All I want to do is sleep.

>> No.16252973

fuckin' patreon censors

>> No.16252978 [DELETED] 

Too much of a hassle.

>> No.16252980 [DELETED] 

Three times a day or more every single day.

>> No.16252981 [DELETED] 

Sure. I'll do it if I ever end up crippled or get the painful kind of inoperable cancer.
If you want to sleep, why are you here?

>> No.16252983 [DELETED] 

>why are you here?
I can't sleep.

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The blue light from the computer screen only makes it worse. This is how biology works.

>> No.16252993

Probably stuff related to that undead grey lamentation mushroom. That thing is irresistible to undead MGs.

Also online shopping. She's a noble after all.

>> No.16252997 [DELETED] 

But the internet is the only place where I can have fun.

>> No.16252999 [DELETED] 

I'd be dead if it wasn't for my waifu, hell I even got sent to an actual suicide watch once
Nowadays I'm too happy with my waifu for that

I wonder if monster girls have a thing for suicidal men, undeads probably do

>> No.16253000

Also things like what to do if she accidentally drains too much of her husband's energy.

>> No.16253004 [DELETED] 

Turn off the computer. You need the sleep. Tire yourself out. Take a walk in the woods.

>> No.16253011 [DELETED] 

Fuck that, I'm not getting stabbed by some redskin or have my face eaten by some chink.

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Suicidal men who ate this mushroom would be enough to give undead MGs heart pupils. They would rape him on the spot.

>> No.16253016 [DELETED] 

Fuck is that?

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Osu! Status report!

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>> No.16253071

I don't like drawing.

>> No.16253073

Update getting on to its third page, about a thousand words at this point.
Writing is fine too.

>> No.16253076

I don't like writing either.

>> No.16253077

>Writing is fine too.
No it isn't and who writes with a stylus?

>> No.16253083


>> No.16253092

Absolutely nothing besides reworking the story dynamic of an idea I had to make it more appealing a concept to write.

>> No.16253114

So how long must an update be before you can call it an update?
Meer Junior better not be as mush of a ho as her momma.

>> No.16253135

See, this is why I wouldn't be able to dick the daughteru
I want my wife and daughter to share a healthy mother/daughter relationship filled with love, I don't want them to become rivals

>> No.16253148

I gave up on both drawing and writing

I'd still fuck a fairy tho, I might even film it and call it "The art of stretching"
Porn has to be an art form to monster girls

>> No.16253151

>So how long must an update be before you can call it an update?
I shoot for 2.5-3k

>> No.16253155

>I gave up on both drawing and writing
Not a lot of people here try both. You've given up on more than most will ever try.
This'll be another hour, then.

>> No.16253200

I'm tired

>> No.16253204
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Get in bed.

>> No.16253206

Y-Yes ma'am.

>> No.16253233
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Gonna have to stop here for tonight and start studying again. Then I can work on some requests after tests are done.

>> No.16253237

>naked apron
We need more of these

>> No.16253238

You fiend!

>> No.16253242

I really like the size of whitehorns, the smaller form-factor versus centaurs is great.

>You'll never grab a Whitehorn by her haunches and just go to town on the sopping wet doe-cunt

>> No.16253249
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Regura has a poll on what his next book should be
>Bloodborne snail woman
>the other girl from his last book
>frog girl
>not MG derivative
Shame this girl isn't an option.

>> No.16253258

>Teasing a boy while training
>How to cook properly
>How to do simple things with big meaty claws
>Making your boyfriend smile
>What increases the chance of getting pregnant

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Continuation from line 316.


I'm aware people have complained about there just being guys in this so far, but please bear with it, the Elves are about and there will be lewdness in the end.
This is not that end though.

>> No.16253283

You keep saying this, but reindeer aren't especially small.

>> No.16253286

This. Reindeer are dumb and they LOOK dumb.

>> No.16253289

I can't vote on this, I'm not a tweeter.
The answer would be Frog though.

>> No.16253293

they are graceful and smaller than horses. SHUT UP!

>> No.16253296

>Devils receiving all the love
I'm glad people finally see how great they are

That's a cute looking one, I'm looking forward to seeing the finished product

Good luck with your tests, make Hakutaku-sensei proud

>> No.16253297

reindeer are basically horse size

>> No.16253300

You just want to fuck a small deer. I bet you're that sproink poster.

>> No.16253312

>reindeer are basically horse size
Google says reindeers are 180-230 lbs and light riding horses are 840-1,200 lbs, so no.

No, I wanna make out with the feverish white-haired onee-san up front.

>> No.16253313

Frog is winning.

>> No.16253320

I don't care about their size or weight, the only thing that matters is that I'd fuck a doe but I wouldn't any other centaur

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It's nice to see good taste.

>> No.16253345

Adult horses weigh from 380 – 1,000 kg, and that upper figure if for your HUGE horses like your shire horses. 380-500 is pretty normal for your light horse. While reindeer go from 160-180 kg.

Horses stand from 1.4 - 1.8 M, while reindeer stand from 0.8 - 1.5 M. A reindeer is only slightly smaller and thinner than a horse.

>> No.16253367


This is getting autistic. Look, they're at head-height with these fucking children. Horses are way bigger.

>A reindeer is only slightly smaller and thinner than a horse.

Yeah, those extra 700 pounds are so just don't show themselves at all, huh?



>> No.16253373

>good taste
>posts Tsuyu
r u 'avin a laff m8?

>> No.16253375

Best girl always wins
I hope we see more throat fucking and tongue job


>> No.16253385

A tall white horn would be as tall as your average centaur. And much thinner.

>Yeah, those extra 700 pounds are so just don't show themselves at all, huh?
Dude horses are fucking THICC. All that muscle accounts for the extra 300 or so kg.

>> No.16253387

Tsuyu a shit.

>> No.16253388

Oh jesus, now I'm doing it. I mean Thick*

>> No.16253389

Google also says horses are about twice the heeight of a reindeer.

I don't get what you're doing here. Horses are way bigger than Reindeer, that's not really debatable. A whitehorn would be substantially smaller than a centaur.

>Dude horses are fucking THICC. All that muscle accounts for the extra 300 or so kg.
Yeah, so they're bigger. I know.

>> No.16253391

Did you fall on your head or something?
Go read some hentais about her, she is top tier lewd

Dunno about her as a character though, I didn't read her manga, she seems pretty chill

>> No.16253398

>Yeah, so they're bigger. I know.
Not necessarily much taller though. Which is the main factor in throwing around a 'taur.

> Horses are way bigger than Reindeer, that's not really debatable
I disagree. You make them sound deer sized. when in reality they're only a little smaller than horses.

>> No.16253401

>The Hathorite's Workout: Keeping Soft but Strong Vol 1.
>Modern Raiding: A Guide to Legal Raids in the Modern Era
>Emilia Wurming's Guide to Improving Your Intelligence
>Local Hobgoblin Bosses
>Sore throats

>> No.16253406

Im not sure why no one mentioned Shirohebi. Aren't Shirohebi supposed to be natural healers?

>> No.16253410

>when in reality they're only a little smaller than horses.
Find me an adult horse that's at head-height with a toddler like those adult reindeer.

This is bar-none the most autistic thing I've ever argued about during my decade on this awful website.

>> No.16253413


That pesky Sabbath is everywhere.

>> No.16253424

>at head-height with a toddler like those adult reindeer.
Those either weren't adult reindeer, or those toddlers stood up to 1.5m high, and that's only to the beast's shoulder.

>> No.16253426

how bout you find me an adult reindeer at head height with a toddler first, because you're officially crazy.

>> No.16253430

I think that aspect got overshadowed by her yandere tendencies.

>> No.16253438

Google says adult Reindeer start at about 2.8 feet, .85 m tall.

I linked it already https://youtu.be/qDcXiGQow2Y

Whitehorns are much smaller and more rapable than centaurs, my point stands.

>> No.16253440

Thats not a toddler. Thats a fucking kid, three times larger than a toddler.

>> No.16253441

Google Reindeer Height
>85 – 150 cm
Adult, At Shoulder

>> No.16253445

Also, how tall horse pussy is, doesn't make it not horse pussy that you're fucking. So it's shit regardless.

>> No.16253448

There is a better and much lewder monster girl in that series.
Better seiyuu too.

>> No.16253451

Way shorter than a riding horse, yes.

>> No.16253455

>Larger riding horses usually start at about 15.2 hands (62 inches, 157 cm) and often are as tall as 17 hands (68 inches, 173 cm)

>Way shorter
You use the word "way" very loosely.

>> No.16253469

They're all sub-shoulder height and, yes, way smaller than horses.

Why am I still arguing this.

>> No.16253470

The pink demon?

>> No.16253471

You can post videos all you like, it doesn't change what google says the average height for the species is.

>> No.16253474
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Pinky is self lubricating.

>> No.16253478

Going to peek under a Hellhounds skirt!

>> No.16253479

She's cute and I'm a slut for black sclera but she has to do something about those puny horns

>> No.16253480
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This devil is too slim, how do we fix her?

>> No.16253483

Feed her well. Get her working out and bulding muscle and fat.

>> No.16253485

Okay, so you acknowledge reindeer are about half the height of the average riding horse also according to google?

>> No.16253492

Looks fine to me.

>> No.16253494

>About half.
Your example was riding horses. Riding horses are "often [...] as tall as 173 cm"

Reindeer are as tall as 150 cm.

I hate to break it to you anon, but 150 is not half of 173

>> No.16253500

>No wide hips
>No breasts at all
>Flat ass

I dont think thats a healthy example of a devil who can bear children

>> No.16253505

I will impregnate her and prove you wrong.

>> No.16253506

Feed her a ton of blueberries or strawberries

Demons with normal colored skins are a sad sight

>> No.16253508
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Assuming they're on the smaller end considering their MGs.

>> No.16253511

Ha! good luck making anything in that small fragile womb

>> No.16253519

>Assuming they're on the smaller end considering their MGs.
Why would you assume that?

>> No.16253527

why would you assume your centaur's human-half would be mounted on a fucking Clydesdale or something? MGs adapt to human society so they'd go smaller.

>> No.16253530

I'm not him, I wouldn't a demon like this one but I'm sure you can work things out by training her with daily cumflation

>> No.16253539

>why would you assume your centaur's human-half would be mounted on a fucking Clydesdale or something?
Because big girls are olev.
> MGs adapt to human society so they'd go smaller.
I disagree. Centaurs are shit out of luck because they'll need wide open homes regardless, but a big wolfu could do just fine. All you'd need to do is build your homes more spaciously.

>> No.16253546

I just assumed the more thin the MG is=the less juice they can store fue to space limitations

>training her with daily cumflation
that idea for some reason makes my perverted side chuckle like mad

>> No.16253553

meanwhile whitehorns are human-height and fit right in.

>> No.16253564

How is something human height supposed to trudge and gallop through deep snow, burdened by backs and unconscious passengers? Na, she's way taller than a human.

>> No.16253576

Because they have 4 long, skinny hooved legs.

>> No.16253582

Not much better than two clad in shoes.

>> No.16253594

how do actual reindeers get through the snow? look at those videos, their legs are about the same length as the humans.

>> No.16253604

Just give her a proper dicking and praise her. She'll feel all warm and special.

>> No.16253606

Reindeer don't perform the rescue role that white horns do though.

>> No.16253612

and yet they have the same bodies.

>> No.16253615

But not the same size

>> No.16253616

And mamono mana.

>> No.16253621

and you have nothing to back that up.

Please kill me, why am I earnestly arguing about the size of fictional fetish-bait reindeer women.

>> No.16253623

Mamono mana doesn't make neck high snow disappear

Nor do you, considering we've yet to see art of a white horn in relation to anything else.

>> No.16253635

White Horns would be so sad to see you get angry about them
Arguing is fine but don't you guys just have a headcanon answer anyway?

>> No.16253641

My evidence is the size of actual reindeer, that's kinda the point of the past 3 hours or however much I've wasted on this pointless endeavor.

>> No.16253651

Which firstly, is only slightly smaller than your average racing horse, and secondly, is too small to fulfill its duties. Meaning it must be bigger.

>> No.16253655

>They have a greater amount of body hair compared to other centaur family monsters

Patrician. I want to sniff their hairy armpits

>> No.16253669

>too small to fulfill its duties.
No? Reindeer can traverse deep snow despite their size, Whitehorns could too. The entry just says they excel at walking through snow-covered roads, I don't know where you're getting the idea that their sheer purpose is fording 6 feet deep banks of snow or something.

>> No.16253674
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Healthy dark elves are for ______?

>> No.16253680

Staying away because they make the dick too hard.

>> No.16253686

arguing about the size of deer versus horses for several hours

>> No.16253688

when they spot a person about to pass through a snow-covered road or mountain, they'll let him ride on their back and carry him because the trip is dangerous. In monster friendly states where relations between humans and monsters are progressing, they may even be stationed at locations where danger is predicted, and they'll safely transport people through snow-covered roads.
>or mountains
They clearly stray off the beaten path if some dumb human boy is passing out on some mountain pass. Hard to traverse deep snow if you're a bloodgy midget carrying an unconscious deadweight human and a first aid kit

>> No.16253691


>> No.16253694

A sword can be an elf too. That's why they are called knife ears.

>> No.16253701

Normal reindeer have no problem with snow, there's no reason she'd need to be mysteriously bigger.

This is retarded and I have a final in 30 minutes. Pat yourself on the back and mark this one as a victory I guess.

You're wrong though and I hate you.

>> No.16253705

Stuffing, dicking, and impregnating

>> No.16253711

Belly licking

>> No.16253718

>there's no reason she'd need to be mysteriously bigger.
She's carrying a human. An adult male. On her back. Through deep snow. If she isn't big and tall, it won't work. And even if she was strong enough, she's still be plowing the dude through tonnes of snow and soaking him to the bone. you want to be tall enough you're carrying your dude above the snow

>> No.16253720

Subscribing to.

>> No.16253726

Dire white horns must just demolish snow

>> No.16253733
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I want to go fishing with a harpy!

no fisting

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>> No.16253745

That harpy looks really healthy. Brids shouldn't be this smoking hot.

>> No.16253751

White horns are one of these girls that I would love to get flirty with just to see how much she can take.

>> No.16253753

She's so pure!

>> No.16253754

Your still assuming that she's treading through massive snowdrifts or something. She's just a hot bitch that warms you up as she ferries you to the bone-zone.

Don't bother responding because I'm literally in class taking a final and I'll be gone for 4 hours. I specifically won't reopen the thread because I want to forget this autistic disaster.

>> No.16253759

She starts pure as driven snow and embarrassed, and then as she gets hotter, she'll flirt you to death.

>> No.16253781

That would be pretty bad for me. I'm would get all embarrassed and if she does the first move I might melt before her.

>> No.16253788

>Is cooking with your breath degrading?
>Will my ancestors haunt me if i put some of our hoard on the stock market?
>Keeping your scales shiny
>How to cure with love apathy caused by depression?

>> No.16253791
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>> No.16253794

I thought it was supposed to be fisting.

>> No.16253804

Cooking with breath is lewd because it's an indirect kiss. Be careful when eating with a Dragon as she might be already you.

>> No.16253806

>ways to capture his heart
>how to make boys fall for you
>water magic
>Anon [insert social media here]
>[woman Anon talked to at campus]

>> No.16253809

Thanksgiving is over for this year, you no longer need to stuff your Harpy until another 11 months

>> No.16253822

I don't celebrate Thanksgiving, I just want to stuff my bird.

>> No.16253824

Who dat?

>> No.16253825

>Your still assuming that she's treading through massive snowdrifts or something
Through what other kind of terrain could you possibly have trouble traversing?

>> No.16253836
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Paint me like one of your French Wights.

>> No.16253840

My wife

>> No.16253843



>> No.16253849

Your waifu a cute.

>> No.16253861

Thanks anon. So is yours!

>> No.16253865
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Who's the smuggest of them all? Answer wrong and I'll throw you into the Lamia pit!

>> No.16253870

You keeps lamias in a pit? You monster!

>> No.16253875


>> No.16253881

My OC lilim. Checkmate.

>> No.16253882
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>> No.16253899

>how to get rid of whores
>how to hide large hands
>how to drug food
>what plants are aphrodisiacs
>how to cause stockholm syndrome

>> No.16253901

Tell me about her.

>> No.16253908

Why don't we have the Furies in Monster Girl form yet? Come on, rape-triplets who punish you for your crimes?

>> No.16253912

She's not smug at all.

>> No.16253923

This is the kind of post used as bait to out self-centered jackasses, similar to that guy saying he'd be willing to commission a writefag to do a story about sexual education for manticores.

>> No.16253927

Why are hime cuts so wonderful?

>> No.16253928

I'm completely lost now.

>> No.16253935

He doesn't like Lilims.

>> No.16253938

I see. I bet he doesn't even have one!

>> No.16253941
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>> No.16253950
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Why would win in a fight - Yupiel or Suzuka?

>> No.16253961


Thanks, now I want a smug loli spider who looks like this girl to rape me and force me to admit how good her underage pussy is
Also, source?

>> No.16253968

I want a haughty vampire to step on my dick!

>> No.16253972
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Depends, how good is Yupiel at stirring coffee?

>> No.16253973

I think I remember her. Didn't she curse the guy's dick with her hair so he couldn't come without her permission?

>> No.16253982

You're gonna get that nacha pussy.

>> No.16253983

>can't come without permission
Thats just fucked up.

>> No.16253998

I'll give a White Horn a blue knit scarf to match her coat for Christmas that I totally didn't steal from a Yeti

>> No.16254002
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Lets talk about fighting
I would love to fight alongside a salamander, ridding the world of evil

>> No.16254007

I would like to fight a gang of ornery redcaps.

>> No.16254030

What a smug lolipire
She needs a good dicking to learn her place

I want a regular spider, not a batshit insane eldritch spider

>> No.16254032

My Dragon waifu would probably train and duel me so we could go around the world getting treasures and battling some couples.

>> No.16254037

>No salamander that gets off on seeing you in action
>she will never be unable to bare it anymore and end up fighting you herself, followed by sex

>> No.16254046

I bet the demon lords husband makes his daughters wear name and number tags so he doesn't forget.

>> No.16254068

>"I don't remember making you."

>> No.16254070

You're doing it wrong
Salamanders are for defeating and crushing their spirit
Once she's thoroughly defeated you make her your sex slave and make sure that she can't train so that when she inevitably challenges you again you beat her even harder

Isn't there only 10 or 12 canon Lilims? KC said 100 once in his Q&A but that was just so people can get their fill of OC Lilims

>> No.16254072

>Demon lord calls a family gathering
>you lilim wife puts on a take that says "#54 Cloe" on it.
>When you ask about it, she mumbles about "forgetful bastards"

>> No.16254079

you are right
KC said 100, but the first 10 are planned out. lilims 11-100+ are free game

>> No.16254085

Reminder to not make donut steel lilims.

>> No.16254087

How many do we have in here?

>> No.16254089

reminds me of that anime i glanced at, sekirei or something

>> No.16254094


This list as far as I know is missing one

>> No.16254096

What would happen if a Succubus dresses as a lillim and tries to pass as a DL daughteru just for the giggles?

>> No.16254099

Every time.

>> No.16254100

>no business lilim

>> No.16254107

The DL probably takes it as a joke, and throws her at a prisoner in her dungeon or something

>> No.16254110

>Lilim with Ryu
I was surprised when I saw her in there.

>> No.16254115

Reminder that they will keep coming, just like everything else you hate in life

>> No.16254117

Why not though?

>> No.16254118

The DL is very kind and welcoming, she'd be invited to dinner
That is if the ambient mana doesn't make her jump out the window to find a man to rape

>> No.16254147

>You will never be randomly invited to the DL castle for dinner because your crazy as fuck Tanuki waifu tried to disguise herself as a Lillim to ask for money and free stuff.
I can get behind that.

>> No.16254160

That is one hell of a family

I want to gain the skills to impress several of them at once and watch them fight over me.

>> No.16254164

Why is everyone talking about 2017?

>> No.16254167

It's a meme, you dip.

>> No.16254172

Because it's the new 2012.

>> No.16254174

I wonder if we'll move the signpost or just keep saying 'when 2017 comes' to confuse newfags when we hit 2018.

>> No.16254185

Just make yours.

>> No.16254187

I think the next great year will be 2020.

>> No.16254189

Repair America again.

>> No.16254193

but that would take the fun away.
I would rather impress someone i have no control over how they feel.

>> No.16254197

Well, it is two 20's one after the other. Seems as legit as any other. 2020 is when the sky opens and the angels come to rape everyone, right?

>> No.16254219

You mean the world will end because some lazy Mayans didn't bother to make calendars past 2016?

>> No.16254224

No, I mean the world is supposed to end because reasons, not because of that one specific reason.

>> No.16254238

Well, good luck going for those lilims then.

>> No.16254286

I don't know about you guys but if a monster girl raped me I'd use it as an excuse to become a slut

>> No.16254290

I would become a rock musician and eventually kill myself at age 27, with people arguing that it was actually in fact my lamian waifu who killed me because I didn't want to be in the band I was in anymore.

>> No.16254296

If I was raped, I'd find myself wondering if I was gay.

>> No.16254299

I would become even more prim and pure than ever, just to spite monster girls.

>> No.16254303

We all know Dave Grohl killed Kurt Cobain.

>> No.16254306

Alps are created everyday by legalized proactive dating legislation. Vote yes on proposition 69.

>> No.16254307

Kurt was just a pretender, after all.

>> No.16254309

I would be your biggest fan but I'd fail my suicide attempt, leaving my face disfigured but my heart purer than ever before. I would then follow in your footsteps to become a rockstar and eventually I'd settle down with a Cyclops when my Tanuki manager screwed me over for all my money.

>> No.16254337

I wonder who could be behind this post...

>Nu-California goes full Pro-life as soon as monstergirls are involved, thousands of men currently in nonconsenting wedlock

>> No.16254398
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>> No.16254429

That's one massive tail. How does she even fit that in her clothing?

>> No.16254436

Sick, sick, sick.

>> No.16254469

>The DL is very kind and welcoming, she'd be invited to dinner

But she still fights with her husband a "lot" IIRC.

>> No.16254478
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Alright folks

Left,middle or right? and why?

>> No.16254480
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A Whitehorn is like a kotatsu for your dick.

>> No.16254496

Drawfriends. Drawfriends, please, PLEASE draw a picture of a Whitehorn in a long, draping skirt kneeling and functioning as a makeshift kotatsu for some wendigos, yetis, and a dude warming their legs underneath.

>> No.16254538

Friendly reminder that White Horns are disgusting horsepussy tier crap.

>> No.16254546

What monster girl would help me kill Seo Kouji?

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>> No.16254554

Still gross and basically bestiality.

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>> No.16254579

You're a useless lump of fat.

>> No.16254592

Left because she probably has great thighs and side ponytail. And I wish she wasn't absolute garbage outside PvP

>> No.16254606
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Hey at least you got your party wide buff, so she is not exactly completely dead-weight in dungeons unlike, say void princess

>> No.16254609

All three of them because I love elves.

>> No.16254613

I'd play with snow barehanded just to get to fondle a White Horn when they start hurting from the cold

I wouldn't say useless, I'd say optional
A girl can be great with or without them

>> No.16254636

Who is this person?

>> No.16254657

>Guy gets comfy and starts playing Monster Hunter
>they all get offended at him

>> No.16254660

I haven't even touched her after they fucked with Crescent Kick, her other saving grace other than Airelinna. I job changed to NW.
I don't care a bit for Aisha in general.

>> No.16254666

We all know monster girls act offended just so you'll give them an apology fuck

>> No.16254673

Say it ain't so, Satan-kun.

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>> No.16254695

I can slay my dragon waifu both in game and in bed. No one can stop me. Just don't tell her I said that.

>> No.16254697

Would a Stork harpy be the most baby crazy of all the monstergirls?

>> No.16254716

How do you slay her in bed?

>> No.16254730

>Then I can work on some requests after tests are done.
Oh baby.

>> No.16254735

>Is /ss/allowed in real life
>Age of consent for boys
>Wonderland shrink cake

>> No.16254754

Hi Miura-kun! You here for the Sabbath?

>> No.16254761

I'm only 1300 words into my latest Kobold story but I haven't done anything with it since I started it a week or so ago. After realizing that I completely broke my biggest rule of writing about my Kobold waifu and daughteru with my last story I'm taking extra time to be sure I skirt around it.

>> No.16254766

By faking an opening and attacking her weakspots.

>> No.16254768

It's awkward writing about your own "family", isn't it?

>> No.16254774

>A story about training a Kobold for the great MGC Kobold competition will never be written.
And you guys call yourselves Koboldfags? shameful.

>> No.16254778

Kobold agility?

>> No.16254781

I'd avoid the shit out of arachnes and the more violent girls like Ushis and Manticores. Spiders of any kind are verboten, and while I like the idea of a strong monster looking after me, but theres a point where they just get terrifying.

>> No.16254799

So much more than I expected, yes. The main reason I'm writing about them in the first place is to have a more concrete concept of their personalities, but it's hard to write substantial work without writing about events. Even just writing about their personalities seems restrictive, so I really don't know what I'm doing.

>child beauty pageant except with Kobolds
No thank you, anon.

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I dont believe all manticores are violent to be honest

if i get a violent one i will fuck the aggresiveness out of her until she is a submissive loveball

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That stupid dragon is stuffing her face again.

>> No.16254810

yeah that shit was good

>> No.16254813

No you won't. Have fun getting mindbroken.

>> No.16254826

>that Kikimora
Her ears need a bit more fluff on them.

>> No.16254832

>child beauty pageant except with Kobolds
What? i was talking about the dog competitions, where dogs get prizes by doing tricks and generally being dogs.

>> No.16254836

Fuel for the fire, anon.

>> No.16254840

Aggressive Manticores>>>>>>violent ones

>> No.16254842

Uhh... Anon? that is no Kiki, that's a Tanuki in disguise searching for her hoard.

>> No.16254845

That White horn looks like she's about to give a warm gentle hug.

>battle Yeti

A cute!

>> No.16254847

Sex exercises after she is done winning that eating contest to burn all the fat off

Whats the worst the manticore could do?

>> No.16254853


>Keebored 4 big ccl;aws
>Cute boy
>I like him
>Get the boy
>What guys like
>Smart girls
>How to get smarter
>easy education
>early education
>Cookie Monster
>C is for Cookie

>> No.16254858

Literally nothing for a month. I've got ideas but then I read them on paper and decided to scrap them and wait until I had something that would be actually fun to read. You can't rush these things, you know.

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>> No.16254864

Would Wurms like Cookie Monster or consider it an enemy on the same caliber as the Early Bird?

>> No.16254865

Since Kobolds are much closer to humans than dogs I feel like it would be more like a child beauty pageant. Either way though, it's the same concept.

>> No.16254868

Wurm-chan a cute!

>> No.16254872

Make you so addicted to her venom you get withdrawal symptoms without her I think.

>> No.16254875
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Those goddamn dragons are going to be stuck exercising so hard they will never eat sweets anymore.

>> No.16254880

I also don't like their barbs or their weird looking tails. Even if I found one that wasn't a sadistic bitch like the standard personality, I wouldn't be interested. Fuck getting addicted to venom.

I'm also adding venomous monsters to my "no-go" list.

>> No.16254882

I never really thought about it before but this must be why waifufags don't usually write.

>> No.16254886

Considering KDF seems to think Kobolds come from dogs for some reason even though thats Cu Sith's origin Your version is probably accurate.

>> No.16254890

she knows pretty dam well that could kill a human, i doubt they would attempt that

your loss i guess

>> No.16254895

>I'm also adding venomous monsters to my "no-go" list.
Same here anon. Anything with an addictive substance as part of their biology like Manticores or Girtabilus or Oomukades or Matangos that will get you hooked on them forever with just one exposure just sound terrible to me. I've got an addictive personality and addiction has plagued me all my life, fuck everything about getting forcibly addicted to monster venom.

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>> No.16254910

We've been over this before anon, Cu Siths have nothing to do with this.

>> No.16254914

Truly a fate worse than death. Fuck you, buddy.

>> No.16254919

Except Kobolds did originally come from dogs. Otherwise there'd just be Cu Siths.

>> No.16254930

Hate sex, or it's her way of telling him to know his place.

Speaking of hate sex, this is how your first time with a Griffon would be if you're after her treasure.

>> No.16254933

Friendly reminder to give your waifu a white Christmas this year, regardless of what the weather decides to do.

>> No.16254934

>Earth history
>Earth full moon effects mamono
>Earth full moon werewolves
>Hollywood racism
>Human dating customs
>Earth rabbits
>do humans even eat rabbits?
>how to cook rabbits
>how to cook
>good sex positions
>lotus butterfly
>what is the lotus butterfly
>good rabbit hunting locations earth

>> No.16254939

Forgot to add, Manticore venom doesn't affect the mind much. It's gonna be one of those "your mind says no but your body says yes" things.

>> No.16254942

But that's lewd. Christmas if for pure hugs, couch cuddles and hot chocolate.

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Good job. Now that stupid dragon refuses to get up

>> No.16254944

>>Hollywood racism
I have so many questions

>> No.16254946

You're missing a few
>rabbit season
>duck season
>wabbit season

>> No.16254948

Can i pour all that white thing inside her instead?

>> No.16254950

Kobolds were originally just standard Kobolds without the part succubus element.
Cu Siths come from dogs.
Own up to your error already.

>> No.16254949

White Christmas is the monstergirl tradition, would you really deprive your waifu of that?

>> No.16254955

This is really cute.

>> No.16254956

That's what I was talking about in the first place.

>> No.16254959

>Just discovered that in Earth culture monsters are seen as the villains
>Werewolves are bloodthirsty killers
I'd imagine she'd be annoyed by this.

>> No.16254966

All you have to dois get on the bed and take both of them out.

>> No.16254972

But there is more to Christmas than that!p

>> No.16254976
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>do men like taller women?
>troll accessible clothing stores
>a tallgirl guide to human interaction

>> No.16254978

I already said that I fucked up by writing the backstory anon, right here >>16254761 Furries don't exist in my headcanon, I don't see anything wrong with that.

>> No.16254983

How much of an amount is the christmas tradition? or its until she says stop?

>> No.16254987

Who drew these?

>> No.16254992

Until her belly is full and you have to plug her up.

>> No.16255006
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Who knows

>> No.16255008

>How to conquer the world

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>> No.16255013

not him, but I can't blame you for that.
Furries were a mistake

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>> No.16255016

>Mercilessly killing Mr. Bear
I thought Monster girls were only monsters on the outside?

>> No.16255018

They're your commissions then?

>> No.16255021

>Decapitated the bear

Runa is going to be pissed

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>> No.16255024

Are those just gloves?

>> No.16255029

Fucking Dragons man, they even get jealous of teddies.

It looks like she's wearing some really weird shorts. Would touch.

>> No.16255030
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Some guy from devian

>> No.16255034


>> No.16255037

Holy shit I love this chick.

>> No.16255039

Thats a cute dragon

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>> No.16255044

>this guy can afford to commission his life with his dragon waifu
>I can barely buy ramen for myself
>tfw I'll never be able to get a commission


>> No.16255050

What a fascinating Kikimora design. Different outfit (and somewhat alternative situation) for a dragon too.

Artist? Sauce? The colorwork is gorgeous.

>> No.16255051

One day, Anon.

>> No.16255053

It's okay anon. Ol' Uncle Alp will draw your waifu for you.

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Sauce is literally on every page m8

>> No.16255059

Ol' uncle Alp should draw more dragons.

>> No.16255061

What if i "Accidently" kept going?

all this dragon cute dragon art is giving me a heartboner

>> No.16255062
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>tfw asian friend who draws my waifu sometimes
One day ill pay her to draw me with her but until then these sketches are fine
Whos your waifu anon. Ill ask her to draw a sketch if she has time.

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>> No.16255065

You'd probably make a huge mess.

>> No.16255066

So what's the deal here? Bigamy? Or does every dragonfag usually need a Kikimora for the helping hand?

Dragons are big girls you know, they need a lot of food.

>> No.16255070

>How to get rid of your shins in 2 easy steps

>> No.16255074

She'd better be willing to pay for repairs!

>> No.16255073

Is that the dude from Soul Eater?

>> No.16255075

You don't need shins when you're made of donut steel.

>> No.16255081
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That guy makes some legitimate official anime-tier pics. And he has reasonable price (35 bucks for pic no background, 55 for just pic)

That's a cafe

Looks like it

>> No.16255083

Wasn't on that first cropped one.

Though if I'd just kept scrolling, I would have found the subsequent pages that DID have the sauce on them.

But how was I to know that at the time?

>> No.16255090

>That guy makes some legitimate official anime-tier pics. And he has reasonable price (35 bucks for pic no background, 55 for just pic)
Oh dang. I wonder if he'd draw lolis.

>> No.16255093

Yeha, besides the fact that he has a scythe instead of magic boxing gloves, and is dressed like an X-Man, that totally looks like Kilik.

>> No.16255097

>Heart pupils

Someone's not getting any sleep tonight

>> No.16255100

It isnt sure until we try! I will pour so much inside that she will look 9 months pregnant

>> No.16255104

Oh dear. She'd have the whitest christmas, wouldn't she.

>> No.16255121

I would give her the whitest christmas she would never forget

>> No.16255164

I want to suplex my waifu.

>> No.16255167

Who is your waifu?

>> No.16255174

She is a flying lizard, but it would be funnier if she was a lich. Maybe I want to suplex my Lich boss.

>> No.16255176

Why though?

>> No.16255181

Imagine how serious she would be working on a super serious experiement. Then you go up behind her and give the girl a hug.
For the first time in her life she would feel something boiling inside of her and your warmth and then suddenly you latch on and slam her to the ground! It would be funny to see her reaction.

>> No.16255183

That sounds mean.

>> No.16255187

I want my waifu to suplex me

>> No.16255189


The tails form a heart shape. I'm such a sucker for that.

>> No.16255194

Just like when you first met!

>> No.16255198

Don't worry, liches can take a lot of wrestling moves.

>> No.16255203

I want to hold hands with my waifu. But we don't get the things we want.

>> No.16255204
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She's ready to pounce!

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>> No.16255239

Fennec Fox girl

>short or petite body size with massive, fluffy ears
>in lieu of a heat rock, she sleeps on top of you, using you for warmth
>she gets super excited the moment you wake up
>seriously, she's so happy she has to actively restrain herself from yipping

>> No.16255248
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I'd love to hold one close.

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>> No.16255277

Sounds like that one image with the little white fox cooking up a massive fire. Anyone got it?

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Line 531
>Teacher's Victim

In which a cute Abomination gets blackmailed by her teacher.
Some readers may get triggered by the tentacles.

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This elf has been stalking you for days,Now she has you cornered in your living room

What do you do?

>> No.16255369

Call my waifu for help.

>> No.16255373

Can't do a damn thing until my work is done.

>> No.16255380

Hope that nothing bad happens and she is just pranking me.

>> No.16255381

This is fine. Everything is fine.

>> No.16255397

if she's obsessive as my waifu, it will get really ugly. If she's been stalking me for days, I assume the wife's had this elf in her sights for that long as well

>> No.16255406
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Touch the Monkey.

>> No.16255408

Ask her to be gentle

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forgot pic

>> No.16255433
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What are your opinions on the new trend in MGC called "pet wall"?

>> No.16255435

What an adorable shirt sniffing abomination, and the teacher got what was coming to him.

>> No.16255444

Can't remember who this artists name. But I love his onis.

I think it's barbaric and disgusting. Girls deserve soft love and tender caring not just rough forgetful sex.

Source for science?

>> No.16255445
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>No lewd
seems like reverse psychology, I'm going to do lewd things

>> No.16255447

I hope things turn out well for her.

>> No.16255455

Be warned, there is yaoi and futa mix in there.

>> No.16255459

Damn. Every time. Every time I find an Artist who's art I like, it's always futa shit.

>> No.16255465

Oh. It's the same artist.

>> No.16255466
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>Bunch of new Dragon art
It's not even my birthday yet!

>> No.16255467
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I will to my Lord be true and faithful; to love that which he loves and shun that which he shuns.

>> No.16255470
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My maid can beat your maid!

>> No.16255471

Boring. I don't want an elf yes-girl. She should just be herself and be honest. I'd like that a lot more.

>> No.16255472
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I somehow doubt it

>> No.16255486

My maid can clean your maid!

>> No.16255493

Blind roomba maids!

>> No.16255500

Would cats jump on Roomba-chan as she is working?

>> No.16255503

I love my maid, she is so nice and helpful and okay she's gone please help me she won't leave me alone she's always smiling and acting nice but I'm not allowed to go outside or do anything please.

>> No.16255504

reminder that yandere is shit

>> No.16255506

Surprise hugs from behind followed by ear nibbling

>> No.16255512
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Would if I could, kakuens are so perfect that it hurts.

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>> No.16255520

I'm afraid you've got a Yandere maid.

That means you're lucky. I've always wanted one.

>> No.16255524

Differing opinion, coming through
There is not enough yandere stories.

>> No.16255528

Yananon did a nice rewrite of his Shirohebi story ever so recently.
But yeah, you're right.

>> No.16255533
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Raijus are for wild sex over the carpet while they are wearing a sweater and socks!

>> No.16255538

And headpats. Large dollops of headpats.

>> No.16255540

What's so great about it? I can't get a moment alone.

>> No.16255550

I don't have a maid

>> No.16255555
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After her haircut

>> No.16255557

I know, it was great. I also am fond of his redcap one. It makes me like redcaps. I always wanted to try writing a yandere story, but I'm afraid I'd just fuck it all up.

>> No.16255558
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Cute, but how do I do this with a holst?

>> No.16255559

Those digits seem imply this is her after a dramatic story arc.

>> No.16255561
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Headpats every once in a while isnt bad to show her affection

but i prefer showing affection in different ways

>> No.16255562

>Removing the ribbon

There'll never be enough beheadings for this

>> No.16255566

I liked her better before.

>> No.16255577

This is fucking disgusting
Off yourself

>> No.16255583

I want a Nav-tier Redcap with that haircut.

>> No.16255586

don't know what Nav tier is, but Redcaps are the best battle waifus.

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The kind of thicc Nav draws.

>> No.16255601

>You come home to a burnt down house and a dragon waifu in tears
>She wanted to cook you your favorite meal with her fire breath but got too enthusiastic in the process

Do you ask for a divorce?

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Man, Oolong really improved over the years.

>> No.16255608

>Divorcing a dragon

This is how you get Dragon Zombies.

>> No.16255609

What kind of disgusting question is that?

>> No.16255610

>After managing to perform the tethering technique purely by chance on the C-ranked monster, Damian and his new companion stops at a near by inn for the night before heading home. The two become at odds with each other when the room they rent for night only has one bed. While Damian is preparing a spot to sleep on the ground for Rin, the prideful dragon takes the opportunity to claim the bed for herself. Believing she's a mighty dragon deserves the right to the bed while he a lowly human must sleep on the floor. Damian turns to the dragon, their eyes meet and tension fills the air as the battle over the bed begins

>His pride taken from him and exhausted from spending most of the night sulking to himself, Damian finally crawls his way over to the spot on the floor he originally made up for Rin. Unfortunately, without his fateful snuggle buddy of seventeen years "Teddie" and the fact he was bound to the uncomfortable floor, sleep eluded him as he tossed and turned throughout the night. But as he finally found himself slipping into the soft, gentle sleep he longed for. He would be awoken suddenly out of his sleep by none other than Rin, who was laying on his chest as she looked intently at his face as her stomach began to growl. The two continued to stare at one another until Damian finally came to the realization that it was already morning and he had spent up the rest of night trying to fall asleep, and that Rin's sudden interruption with his sleep probably meant she wanted breakfast. Now frustrated as well as mentally exhausted Damian slowly turned his head away from her as he lets out a long, jaded sigh


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>> No.16255624

That's an improvement
At least Dragon Zombie's breath is made of undeath magic, not destructive fire

She literally burned your house down, how can you still love her?

>> No.16255625

Cleaning this went just a tad poorly

>> No.16255630

Kiki mechanic giving Automaton maids angry, vaguely sexually violent washings when?

>> No.16255631

The house can be replaced or we can live somewhere small while gathering money for a new one

Waifu is irreplaceable you idiot

>> No.16255664

Are you saying that a house is more important than her? Hell, the first thing I would do is check if she's okay.

>> No.16255668

She's a monstergirl. They're a dime a dozen. Just walk down the street and another one will probably imprint to you on the spot.

>> No.16255672
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I want to give headpats to a yandere.

>> No.16255673

you are disgusting

>> No.16255674

Actually just bait.

>> No.16255675

Damn right, and that new monster girl won't mess up or else she's getting benched too

>> No.16255681

Dragons are pretty rare.

>> No.16255691

She'll get heart pupils from that. What she'll do next is anyone's guess.

>> No.16255693

Exactly. There's too many monstergirls willing to love you unconditionally to worry about kicking your former waifu onto the street.

>> No.16255700

Please stop replying to yourself.
It looks silly.

>> No.16255703

I want to have snu snu with a raiju until shes fully charged!

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>> No.16255713

What is the maximum capacity for a Raiju anyway?

And how long are you both going to be locked in orgasm with each other when she unleashes it all at once?

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I gave up making the doujin literal years ago.

>> No.16255719

>Dime a dozen


>> No.16255722

Would you really prefer a stupid dragon over a proper wife of any other species?

Glad to see someone else who gets it
Why bother with a failure when you can have any 10/10 begging for your cock?

>> No.16255726

I guess i will have to find out? as long as i dont end up dead from her shock release

>> No.16255727

I don't understand.

>> No.16255730

Hold the phone, is that your art?

>> No.16255732

A stupid Dragon. My dragon is a dummy and I love her.

>> No.16255742

Dragons are rare amongst monster girls.
Humans outnumber monster girls themselves 10:1.

Do the math.

>> No.16255748

You'd be turned into an Incubus if the charge is enough. At least that's preferable than having your heart stopping.

Just be wary if she takes you to an electrical substation.

>> No.16255752

Oh, and while we're at it: A couple of months ago when I got all excited over Honey Select, I had the idea of making some of my characters with the game's character creator. I only did Loli-Oni for my own fapping amusement before I realized the editor couldn't really do anything past horns. It seems like there's some new mods out now, so I might take a new shot at it. Would that be something that anyone would be interested in?

>> No.16255754

I guess there is no way around if i wanna marry a Raiju? aw snap


>> No.16255755

Who said anything about getting another dragon?
Also, streets where monstergirls can freely walk are most likely in cities where they've exhausted the current supply of men.

>> No.16255756

Bruh, if you drew that I'd pay you to finish it.

>> No.16255760

I want to do lewd things to a Dullahan's head while I have tided her body down so she can't rape me.

>> No.16255763

Wait... that's yours? Anon you need to finish it!

>> No.16255764

My liver continues to function.

>> No.16255765

Just ignore him. Love your waifu no matter what anyone says.

>> No.16255766

It is the year 20XX

Mankind struggles to piece its cities back together as mamono mana interferes with power grids world wide

Mamono take the cities by storm, dragging almost all of the men along with them as they march across the highways

What remains of the human population takes to the rural villages, and dark woods.

Will you flee, or will you fight?

>> No.16255770

I will surrender.

>> No.16255780

I turn traitor and sell out my fellow man

>> No.16255784

Ask the wiki.

>> No.16255786

Can I pick my wife if I give up?

>> No.16255793

>Will you flee, or will you fight?
Yes. Until I find something I neither want to flee from nor fight to be "raped" by, that is.

>> No.16255796

I'm the one who started the discussion

The whole scenario is fun to think about but there is no way it'd actually happen, in MGE you'd have mamono mana removing all these nasty thoughts and in other settings the girl would keep you captive if not worst

Fight on the monsters' side

>> No.16255800

I'm gonna go fight me a Gryphon!

>> No.16255804

Fight. I will never lose to monsters.

>> No.16255814

>All these traitors

You people are the reason the HLF happened

>> No.16255819

Why would a trio of shortstack werecats be the best girls to return home to?

>> No.16255821

I choose the monstergirl side

>> No.16255825

Give me a good reason NOT to.

>> No.16255828
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You'd have three pairs of big fat cat ass and tits. Plus they're compact, they purr, and they smell nice.

>> No.16255830

Can you imagine the group cuddling?
One in your lap, one on your left, and one on your right, all rubbing against you and purring?

>> No.16255833

Do young Werecats get up and run around the house at 3AM?

>> No.16255834

The girls invading are the shitty taste ones that needed to actually invade to get a husband because nobody would touch them with a ten foot pole.

Enjoy your matango.

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You'll be in for a bad time. The cruel ones are always drawn out by those who put up a good fight. They seem to enjoy breaking us in.

>> No.16255845

Only so they can get an early start on the day and sneak into your bed.

>> No.16255851

I'll be the one breaking them. Besides, I like rough sex.

>> No.16255862

>Implying I wouldn't sudoku before they even show up

Checkmate Druella

>> No.16255871

I warn you anons. Crotch stepping is going to really hurt if your waifu is a Dragon.

>> No.16255876

Even the dead cannot know peace from this evil. Enjoy your lich waifu and complementary phylactery.

>> No.16255878

If Christmas is for heavily cumflating your MG wife what is valentines day,new years and your wife birthday for?

>> No.16255882
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Look at those feet though. How can I not want them to step on me?

>> No.16255884

Jokes on them, I'll put a 'fatties only' sign on my house.

Monster girls can't be fat so HAH!

>> No.16255890

I will admit they are tempting. But those claws are sharp! And she's probably really heavy!

>> No.16255891

Ya'll forgetting about the mge orcs pretty quickly there huh anon?

>> No.16255892

>I'll be the one breaking them

>> No.16255893

I'll sudoku after sudokuing

What now?

>> No.16255895

>Deny shitty lilim the chance to break me
>Get free lich waifu
All according to keikaku, anon.

>> No.16255896

But then the Goblins will head straight for you...

>> No.16255901

The underside of a dragon scale's are something I would definitely be interested in my dragon waifu.
I really hope she wouldn't mind the fact that I would massage her whole body just to get a feel.

>> No.16255903

Hah, they're plump at most.

Those are short, not fat.
Do I need to put pictures with the sign?

>> No.16255907

Are you ready to be a skeleton anon

>> No.16255908

But anon Hobgoblins are fat.

>> No.16255911

Nah, hobgoblins are busty, not fat.

>> No.16255913

Just work with the dwarves and cyclops to get new power shit running
Better for everyone

>> No.16255915

>He's not ready for the skeleton war

>> No.16255922

Jubjub's pretty thicc in the right places. Give her a week on american food and she'll come a knockin.

>> No.16255923

>he doesn't get rough footjobs from his Baphomet waifu
Being trod on by superior beings is every mans joy.

>> No.16255925

I don't want to HFY it up, but I think we'd do a fair bit of damage to them too.

I'd probably fight against the alien threat, only to put down my weapon on meeting a sweet natured monster who genuinely wants me to be happy after eventually convincing me that she's not the enemy through kindness.

>> No.16255929

Spooky. Cry havoc and let slip the doots of war.

On that note WHY haven't we commisoned a skeleton girl with a trumpet yet?

>> No.16255930

I doubt it.
How big would she get over a week?

She'd still be the same or it would all go to her ass and tits!

>> No.16255933

Baphos have some fluff down there, so it probably wouldn't hurt too much.

>> No.16255934
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What do you think monstergirls that have no one to spend time with do for the holiday season?

>> No.16255939

You forget that goblins are dumb and would believe fat tits were actual fat.

>> No.16255940

Then I'll need to explain the differences to them with a power point, a projector, and some pictures.

I'll even supply popcorn to make money on the side as I explain that fat tits don't mean they are fat.

>> No.16255943

>no clutzy, genki Hobgoblin continually plotting to take over your village with her army of Goblins only to fuck up severely every time, each attempt being ignored by the population because she does this shit every week without fail.

Alas, a world I will never know, but one that I truly hope another world's version of me is experiencing.

>> No.16255944

They'll have bonked you on the head and dragged you back to the Goblin Camp long before that happens.

>> No.16255949

Nah, I'll set it all up outside and rig it so that I can run it from inside my home.

There'll be a loud speaker and everything.

>> No.16255956

Ripen to CC age in time for the harvest.

>> No.16255958
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>Finally managed to impregnate your vampire ojou sama


>> No.16255981

Maybe get liches and gremlins to understand why its happening as well.

>> No.16255985
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I want to imprison her cute, mean, tsundere advance scout into my dry humping dungeon and cunttease her for weeks by tying her to a rack and then doing intercrural, hotdogging, ab and navel rape, hand and foot onahole, armpit rape, naizuri and hairjobs. After every cumshot I'd kiss and cuddle her and tell her I wish she loved me too and would marry me and have my children. I'd keep doing it until she broke down and had to beg me to marry and deflower her.

I don't know if this would actually help defend the village. I just want to do it.

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>> No.16255988

Cherry and strawberry oriented sweets.

>> No.16256001

Pizza with pineapple on it.

I know, sounds ridiculous but it's true.

>> No.16256009

That makes the baby a dhampir.

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>> No.16256028

that doesnt sound too bad [can fried chicken replace birds?] considering the effort we had to go to get her pregnant

which basically consisted on her pinning and leglocking followed by milking until i was dry and if that EVER happened she just poured manticore venom over my parts to keep going until she felt she was pregnant

I am not gonna make a second dhampir daugheru for now

>> No.16256033

Congrats on your little Dhamp. What's her name?

>> No.16256038
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>no one likes beelzebubs
>just want to spend the night hugging one and reassuring her that I really like her

>> No.16256042

I'd like them more if I didn't have to live in a trash pit to get them.

>> No.16256045

She still has months to go! we got plenty of time to decide a name, must be something original,as far as Donutsteel as possible


>> No.16256046

I hate flies. But I have to say, I saw a brown, blonde loli beelze and wouldn't mind if she stteped on me. Just for a bit

>> No.16256051

Jesus. Anon, look. I know you love your wife and daughteru very much, but please don't bully them with a name like that.

>> No.16256073

I like beelzebubs and paladins

>> No.16256105

I'm sure some make exceptions.
>brown, blonde loli beelz
That's an interesting combination, would you mind if she bought her friends with her and took turns?

>> No.16256112

I would sooner let myself get dipped in a malebolge than submit to the sexual advances of a Beelzebub. Shitty insect, even shittier wife.

>> No.16256117

Is that a vampire? Since when did those get added to EMG?

>> No.16256120

I wouldn't really like it that much. I already making an exception for her because she is hot, but bringing her friends is pushing it.

>> No.16256125

I dunno, the last chapter?

Least she's got bat wings (though you can't see them there)

>> No.16256132

Will you fight? or will you perish like a dog?

>> No.16256142

>mamono mana interferes with power grids world wide
In that case I try to find monsters to work with. That stuff isn't going away, and both sides could benefit from modern power. Clearly we need a way to make it work for both of us.

>> No.16256143

If she made an exception and kept clean/lived clean then there'd be no fuss on my part.

>> No.16256153

Alright anons, I'm gonna go on a journey to find a griffon waifu. For evading other monsters, I've got boots of stealth, potions of invisibility, and several pleasant smelling potions that will mask my scent if I open the bottles. Wish me luck.

>> No.16256156

There's no way I'd ally myself with any sort of resistance force.
Because what's going to happen is you'll run into a kind MG who you genuinely like and then she'll get killed by your compatriots.

>> No.16256157

In that case i will just let vamp waifu name her,meanwhile i will just keep spoiling and tending to her craves until daugheru comes

>> No.16256158

I want to go into an old mansion and find a lamia that's been chemically enhanced to go to a level beyond dire!

>> No.16256159

Take a sword, anon, you can't never know what kind of threats you will find in your travels.

>> No.16256160

What would happen if I sneaked up on a lich and put a bright pick ribbon on her hair and had put a spell on it so it can't be removed for a week?

>> No.16256163

My blessing go to you that you give up and settle for a dragon

>> No.16256165

There was another Griffon seeking anon who ended up finding a Dragon hoard instead. Try not to end up like him.

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>> No.16256180

Almost forgot about that, thanks for reminding me.

Luckily it's easy to tell if a cave belongs to a dragon or griffin- feathers and fur on the ground means that it's a griffin cave, absence of feathers and fur means that it's a dragon cave.

>> No.16256182

Oh damn. I'm not into short hair, but that is a good drawing.

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>> No.16256185
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Thank you a fuck-ton and bless you Nav.

>> No.16256189

You shouldn't wish things like that. Not only Anon will have his dreams broken, but there would also be less dragons for the dragonfags.

>> No.16256191

Gonna keep her a white hat!
Because she'll be cumflated at all times!

>> No.16256194

But what happens if you stumble upon a dragon cave? She's going to husband you instantly and the moment you know, you've got a big muscle dragon wife and a clutch of eggs. She won't let her most prized treasure leave.

>> No.16256200

It's fine. There are plenty of dragons in the sky. I feel bad that the Anon has to miss out on dragons.

>> No.16256202

Those tits are like a goddamn trap, i know what will happen to me if i get near her, nothing good.

>> No.16256208

I'll just pay attention to my surroundings and if I find a dragon cave I'll immediately turn around without the dragon taking notice.

>> No.16256209

Anon think about how much she has to endure with her belly always bulging with love

cut her some slack

>> No.16256210

I want to receive paizuri from a redcap like that.

>> No.16256212

Dragons don't do that unless they are a zombie. You need to court the dragon for her to husbando you.

>> No.16256215

They smell penis anon. Especially fear boners.

>> No.16256216

Gonna keep her filled to the limit every day!

>> No.16256222

I've always wondered. How does one court a powerful beast of many treasures, intelligence and strength?

>> No.16256227

Wait anon, how come she gets empty the next day? she absorbs it?

>> No.16256232

They can't smell me if I release that strong-smelling potion... I hope. They're not bloodhounds so I doubt they'll be able to smell me through all that.

>> No.16256237
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Do what you do best and keep going at it. If you don't know how to flirt, just settle down next to her until she notices your love and snaps.

>> No.16256243
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I almost want to write a story from the first Jabberwock's perspective, recalling her corruption.

>> No.16256245

It's part of the current 'danger species' arc going on dealing with dangerous monster species being smuggled in by some broker. So far, we've seen a hornet and matango, and the last was just revealed to be a vampire.

>> No.16256246

I have no doubt that she'll absorb it but it'll pretty much be topping it off whenever she gets low Or adding another load if she's still almost full

>> No.16256247

>Commission rules
>No Mecha, Animal, or Dragons
>No Dragons

>> No.16256251

Good for you. You want a cookie, Short Round?

>> No.16256256

Its like you want to make her pop or something, does she secretly slips mushrooms or venoms on your food so you fill her daily?

>> No.16256257

No literal Dragons I guess.

>> No.16256264


>> No.16256274

Get out.

>> No.16256276
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You will never mess with a rabbit by talking about WABBIT SEASON!


>> No.16256277

Besides, daily training like that combined with Mamobama will acclimate her body to such stress, allowing her to go even further beyond what would normally be possible!

>> No.16256280

You only get one genuine (You) per pointless writefagging post, friendo. Get lost.

>> No.16256281

>A rabbit girl will never beg you to breed her like "a fucking rabbit"
What did she mean by that?

>> No.16256286

I still believe those are some weird ass bunny ears, but those eyes are pure sex

>> No.16256287

It means that she wants to be so filled with babies that she won't be able to walk.

>> No.16256290

Too lewd!

>> No.16256294

Could this "training regime" be applied to any monster girl or its just exclusive to redcaps?

>> No.16256299

>Hating on raisins
I bet you like Samoas, you plebeian.

>> No.16256303

I imagine it would, you'd just need to make sure you put in the work if the monster girl you are with absorbs it quicker than normal.

I also think it may make the succubi subtypes to get chubby but that just may be me going crazy

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>> No.16256312

And she's going to make it a reality with you, although it may make keeping up her figure difficult.

>> No.16256313

Hopefully me. I wish someone was my friend.

>> No.16256316

At least we agree that's terrible.

>> No.16256319

its a dragon that wants to hoard as much of my seed as she can,do i need to cumflate her daily in increasing amounts or go nuts the first time until her bellybutton pops out and keep going until she says stop?

>> No.16256322

I have never watched that anime/OVA or whatever it is, but that doesnt look like a breeding figure, she looks like a fragile twig for gods sake

>> No.16256324

Go with the latter and maintain it until she stops complaining about discomfort, THEN you add more until its uncomfortable for again.

Repeat the process and eventually she'll be able to hoard a tremendous amount of seed.

>> No.16256332

Impending motherhood can do a lot of things to a rabbits figure.

>> No.16256334

But Anon, no means yes, whenever a girl wants you to stop you keep going even faster.

>> No.16256340

& I wish I had a reason to be productive.

>> No.16256344
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Yuki-onna are pretty hot_

I wish there was more lewd images. I mean ones not drawn by that shithead.

>> No.16256345

would eating some of the semen production items while filling her up be dangerous for her? i am thinking of humpty slime with sticky mushrooms

so i just keep going and going until she gets off me?

>> No.16256351

Just make sure you plug her up, don't want any of it leaking out.

She may need to get used to her new center of gravity but her draconic strength and pride will see her through.

>> No.16256355

Just keep going until she stops moving.

>> No.16256360

Fucking Sabbath, always clogging up search engines. How's a single hellhound supposed to watch porn if that Loli cult dominates the market?

>> No.16256365

I will try and see how it goes

stops moving in what way

>> No.16256370

Good man, just make sure that she can't ignore the occasional sloshing noise she'll make

>> No.16256375

Like, she slumps down and her eyes are just starring at nothing. Try calling out to her, if she doesn't answer then you can stop and cuddle.

>> No.16256383

First i will have to trick her into raping me then once she is on top me leglocked i will start dumping a dam of juices inside her womb and wont stop until she has heart shaped pupils and her belly looks as round as the moon

sounds like a safe bet as long as she is OK after it as in no permanent damage to her body

>> No.16256400

Good man, keep going until she can set records!
Warning, this may cause the neighboring village to fear her less as she's got a giant, bloated ball of a belly filled with cum.

>> No.16256412
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She's probably my first 2d waifu when I was around 11.

>> No.16256413

It matters if my waifu is a dragon jabberwock?

Yes i want to cumflate her beyond the limit so she can be the happiest jabberwock in wonderland with a bulging womb filled with love

>> No.16256420

Good man, just watch out.

Once she reaches the upper limits, she may not just have cum in there She may be carrying an entire brood of wocklings.

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>> No.16256428

You might inspire other Wock couples in Wonderland. They'll tell this tale for generations.

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>> No.16256438

Oh my

i will keep going to the point where she will growl if i try stopping just to keep her pleased

she must have a limit,i hope

>> No.16256445

Well, a properly trained dragon can go for quite a while thanks to her naturally toughness and practice.
Even dragons can have a point where they'll be stuck on the ground, not that it'll stop her.

>> No.16256455

Remember to fill her tentacles too.

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alrite i got all the items ready, i will now go and attempt this gonna write results tomorrow

wish me luck! gonna give her a honeymoon she wont forget!

>> No.16256485

>Dragon reaches her limit
>Tries to fly
>Ends up sliding on the ground over her belly like a penguin

>> No.16256486

First we got that one vampire and now a wock? You guys are making your waifus pregnant too fast. Soon this place will be filled with daughterus.

>> No.16256493

Adorable yet hilarious.

>> No.16256499

>She leaves a trail of cum behind
It's weird imagining things like this when you have a dragon waifu.

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Christmas and december! The month and time of the year all weresheep crave!

Where else will all the cute men in the cold weather go?

>> No.16256510

>Paladins abducting and torturing you to draw out your Dragon waifu from your mountain home
>They're confident in their ability to keep her at bay with Griffons and skilled magi in their army
>Their faces when the last words they hear before all Hell breaks lose are "My teeth are swords, my claws are spears... I am Fire. I am DEATH."
>All rumbling from the insides of the mountain, as if it were casting off a great cry of fury and bestial might

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That butt is perfect. 10/10 would eat out while she's cooking something.

>> No.16256531
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I'm going to MGC Maid Central to pick up a winter-ready maid

>> No.16256533

>Paladins stupid enough to attempt such thing

I want hypercompetent paladins that know they'll lose and still try nonetheless for once

>> No.16256546

That's what they get. Those Griffons would have their wings burned to a crisp too if not killed.

>> No.16256560

Dragons can assume their original form and fuck shit up. This is one of those occasions.

>> No.16256561

>Paladins not stupid enough to try it
They're basically the equivalent of modern day Christians in the USA/Puritans. Of course they're that stupid.

>> No.16256565

Griffons hard counter Dragons though.

>> No.16256568

I'd rather have a maid pick me.

Preferably through a smell test.

>> No.16256570

>They're basically the equivalent of modern day Christians in the USA/Puritans
Anon there's not a single mention of paladins in MGE, where did you get this from? And threadcanon doesn't count.

>> No.16256575

What counters Griffons?

>> No.16256585

The Order in MGE. Lescatie was literally a backwards-assed theocracy until Druella showed up.

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>> No.16256588

I doubt it. One griffon managed to shoo a dragon girl away, I guess if they have around 15 then maybe they have a chance against a true dragon.

>> No.16256591

Not really, that's for dragons.

>> No.16256592

Middle school Griffon and Dragon pulling each others hairs when

>> No.16256593

You forgot to factor in that they've got her husband hostage.
In MGE, love always wins out over logic.

>> No.16256594

>Be paladin
>One of the strongest countries in the planet fell to one single lilim, to say nothing of what a massive invasion could do
>Wherever you go there could be monsters, be it a forest, a desert, a volcano, anywhere
>Clothes can turn into a monster
>Armor can turn into a monster
>Any sword lying around could be a cursed sword, and nowhere does it say actual weapons can't turn into monsters like armor and clothes can
>Killing yourself is just inviting a lich, assuming whatever afterlife you go to isn't the same afterlife monsters also go to

Man, being a paladin must be a rollercoaster of nightmares not even a mindflayer would want to touch.

>> No.16256597

That's for all monster girls.

>> No.16256607

Just don't let the dragon girl open her mouth. Things could get messy.

>> No.16256622

>The Order in MGE

Yeah, so? Nowhere does it imply they have an issue with competency other than propaganda and natural instincts of heroes like the unwillingness to kill a monster because they look human. It even implies the contrary since Lescatie used to be one of the strongest nations, and a degree of competency is needed to achieve that, whether benevolent or malevolent.

Jesus Christ am I seriously arguing MGE with you?

>> No.16256623

>TFW you will never have your Dragon wife raze an entire army to save you
>TFW thinking you're dead, she forces their surrender by looking at them with a look of such intense hatred, they could swear the very raging fires of Hell could be released from her mouth at any given moment
>TFW your daughter sees you both, covered in soot and wounds, beginning to wail and cry as you both try to comfort her
>TFW you will never go past the physical pain to celebrate your daughteru's first hatching day

>> No.16256624
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What Christmas specials would Monster Girls love?

I want to spend a whole day watching old Christmas Specials with my waifu, and drinking egg nog!

>> No.16256633

Who are the most annoying waifufags?

>> No.16256643

KDF. That's it, just him.

>> No.16256644

There are too few waifufags in these threads.

>> No.16256646

The foxfag who made his own oc waifu.

>> No.16256652

That one dude.

>> No.16256657

KDF or Shoggocks complaining about how he'll never be good enough for Wights.

Tanktopfag on /a/ is fucking annoying too because not only does he look like Adolf Hitler with that stupid comb-over, he's waifu'ing a snoutless furry.

Gazerfag has an endearing quality to him and is a pretty cool guy to talk to/be around, Jabberfag is pretty okay if not just a nerd with eccentric tastes.

KDF is still the worst though. I heard that guy tried to slide a Husky into a leather thundershirt to get the real simulation of what having a Kobold waifu would be like. Imagine the fucking water-based lube or butter involved.

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I'd like to listen to Christmas music and make food with an Automaton.

>> No.16256664

Snow Miser Ice Queen!

>> No.16256669

I'm going to spend a nice quiet Christmas alone and no one's gonna stop me!

>> No.16256670

>Tanktopfag on /a/ is fucking annoying
This is the only real answer. Polt is okay in my books as a character but the guy himself is obnoxious.

Miiafag and Wockfag are pretty cool dudes though.

>> No.16256675

KDF hands down. I want say gazer, but that's just the salt talking.

>> No.16256695

>A Christmas Carol with an Ice Queen as Scrooge.

That could work.

>> No.16256698

>hate anal to the point of always skipping pages with it in doujins
Would monster girls hate me for my lack of variety or love me for preferring to flood their womb?

>> No.16256702

I don't hate anal, but I don't see the point of it when there's pussy to fill.

>> No.16256709

Definitely yes to the latter. All MGs want to be a mother.

>> No.16256710

They'd prefer vaginal, I imagine, as they actually have trouble getting pregnant without a bunch of help.

>> No.16256713

It varies from girl to girl.

You're probably getting one that has an impregnation fetish.

>> No.16256724

I somehow got used to KDF which is pretty weird. I secretly imagine my daughteru being friends with his daughteru, but don't tell him that.

>> No.16256732

Faggots of a feather fly together.

>> No.16256739
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Pretty sure an MG wouldn't care if you disliked anal. Not a lot of people naturally like doing it in the backdoor for a variety of reasons. The biggest concern being the hygiene and preparation involved, since the human anus (If we're going by approximation of what an MG bunghole would be most like) isn't meant to be stretched but so wide before it becomes painful. Lubrication is also essential to it because of the aforementioned reason above. That being said, there are plenty of nerve endings that can be used for pleasurable stimulation in the anus, and with the addition of mamano mana into the mix could lead to some explosive bedroom results. Though, to elucidate, unless you're a homosexual or are just that willing to experiment, buttplay with men would be a giant ass NO for most guys even though the perineumTHE GOOCH and the prostate are probably some of the best places to get you to blow a huge load.

TL;DR: There's absolutely nothing wrong with not liking anal, just like there's nothing wrong with liking it (if you do). Just don't shove your tastes down other people's throat with thinly-veiled homoerotic fantasies involving full package, vagina-less futanari on Anon either giving or receiving and you'll be fine.

>> No.16256741

>Getting ready for christmas with the wife and kid
>Stockings, garland, lights, tree, the whole kebang
>Hear daughteru's voice "Father, I have completed my festive chassis."
>Turn around, and be greeted by three and a half feet of plastisteel evergreen
>Your automaton daughter seems to have covered herself in Christmas tree branches and lights, complete with a star on top
>All you can make out of her features beneath the shrubbery is her glowing eyes poking through some boughs and her arms stuck out to the sides ala scarecrow
>She looks like one of those motion sensor "plants" that sing Christmas carols
>An idea is formed
>An awful idea
>A wonderful , awful idea
>The reminder of the afternoon is spent going door to door of beastman family houses and doing christmas carols
>First the door is opened to what is assumed to be a free Christmas tree
>Suddenly your daughter springs to life, shouting a tone deaf rendition of "We wish you a Merry Christmas" full volume
>It freaks them right the hell out.
>Kobolds, hellhounds, werecats, foxes, manticores, centaurs, that one wererabbit who fainted outright....
>You'd swear that chesire was aspiring to be a harpy with how high she jumped
>Your dumb ass is going to catch a cold rolling in the snow laughing like this, but it's worth it

>> No.16256742

I'm not a daughteru fucker though.

>> No.16256749

You're still a faggot.

>> No.16256751

It's okay Anon. We all are.

>> No.16256771
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she already discovered my plans to cumflate her and is already having heart shaped pupils


>> No.16256776

Keep going.

>> No.16256785

I don't recall cumflation being so mainstream a few months back. What happened?

>> No.16256789

Cancel (the RP you fucking faggot)

>> No.16256796

One guy addicted to cumflate and dragons went crazy.

>> No.16256798


>> No.16256804

Year of the Sheep was a good year, and Year of the Monkey was full of mischief.

I eagerly await what Year of the Rooster has in store for us. Probably lots of Harpy Butts.

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A guy kept posting about cumflating the dragon queen over and over again. I guess people who also liked cumflating decided to follow shortly after.

>> No.16256815

No, no, I was wrong in my estimate. This has been talked about with far more frequency for over what feels like half a year now. Long before the dragon queen.

>> No.16256817

the queen is a Christmas cake

>> No.16256823

Ahh, that's fucking cute and mischievous. Also, I wonder if the waifu is a Gremlin in this scenario.
One more thing, I'd totally dress an Automaton loli up in Christmas themed armor.

>> No.16256827

Really? I've never noticed it before. I guess I wasn't paying that much attention to it.

Guess I only noticed now because it involved Dragons, but now that I think about it I do remember some anubutts getting that treatment as well.

>> No.16256828

Well I remember the topic being received as more or less fringe half a year to a year ago. Now it's the norm.

>> No.16256829

Why the salt

>> No.16256831

Faggot gets a near endless stream of waifu pics, both comissions and requests. Hard not to be jelly.

>> No.16256836
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Reminder that a Ghost Girl could be doing lewd things to you RIGHT NOW and you'd have no way of knowing!

>> No.16256842

You just need to work hard like him. Be careful not to die though.

>> No.16256846

KDF is an annoying little shit. He used to be alright because it was in small doses, but now he doesn't shut up with his sickly saccharine drivel that makes the cutsiest content here seem dark and serious by comparison.

The others are fine, they just post content about their waifus and that's it.

>> No.16256863

Its Raiju headpat posting time? usually happens when the general devolves into a flamefest

>> No.16256869

Raiju headpats just cause more shitposting

>> No.16256872

Thats a chubby looking ghost.

>> No.16256878

Now the real question is, who're the most reviled faggots be they write/draw/waifu?

>> No.16256879

Gonna sandwich your head between her spooky breasts!


>> No.16256881

Gonna motorboat her chest and grope her pudge!

>> No.16256885

I got hard by thinking about it, so she is probably having a lot more fun now.

>> No.16256896

She's probably making a depraved face as she presses her ghost ass into your face. Lewd Ghost.

>> No.16256901

>You will never haunt the house of a ghost
I only wish our ghosts would be as lewd.

>> No.16256905


Hey, so here's a short thing I was inspired to write while walking about Skellige ages ago. Nameless anon and a siren. They fuck, there's milk, tits and a big girl. I'm not too sure how to feel about this one, but seeing as how I tried to finish it and post it completed instead of just doing updates like I usually do, I've spent more time on it than I probably should so I dunno. They may be colouring how I look at it. If it's terrible then as always, comments and criticisms are more than welcome. Hope you guys enjoy.

>> No.16256908

I'll make sure to sigh a lot then.

>> No.16256911

>That** may be

>> No.16256918

Never stop, Peny.

>> No.16256922

The only thing that'll stop me is 2017 and a 7ft wight. Short of that I'll probably carry on. Thanks, anon.

>> No.16256927 [DELETED] 

Beer filled wocks!

>> No.16256936
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>Hey bub, what's the matter? Need a barf bag or somethin'? Ha!
>Whoee! Bit of a gust out here! Hope I don't drop my tools!
>...So once we land you want to grab a drink? I know a good place, not really for tall folk like yerself, might have to duck your head, but trust me the drinks are great!

>> No.16256937

So is there any real way to get back into writing without rolling a random MG and going from there? Reading erotic literature on Literotica or genre fiction isn't helping outside of an increasing fascination for opioids and sandworms.

>> No.16256938
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Beer drinking contests with wocks!

>> No.16256945

>go to grope a huge titty ghost
>your hand goes through her incorporeal form
>she can't touch you either
>she starts crying that she can't get anon's dick
>you start crying because you can't get no spooky ghost jobs
>your Wyvern neighbor starts crying too

>> No.16256946

She got three mouths. It's not fair.

>> No.16256948

Drunk wocks are the best! Especially when they get touchy-feely!

>> No.16256950

Play videogames

>> No.16256951

This is why you learn ghost touch.

>> No.16256954

Doesnt everything that her tentacle friends drink go to her belly?

>> No.16256960

I don't know. Are they connected to the stomach or the intestine? I just thought about a Wock's anatomy and went mad for a second. Trully a wonderland monster.

>> No.16256966

Exactly. Always be careful keeping food around them. Or drink. Or anything edible.

>> No.16256969

I mean, for drink contest purposes she would just get drunk faster if she used her sassy friends, drinking three times as fast as a normal person and stuff

>> No.16256972

Just think about normal or cool situations, maybe cliches and stuff, and think about how they would happen if there was monster girls instead.

That's what i do when i want to lose myself in my headcanon, i have never written though so i don't know much about it.

>> No.16256974

Can you really blame them? Who here hasn't had lewd thoughts about doing things when it was impossible for people to notice them, lacking jacking off on someone while invisible.

>> No.16256993

>yfw ghosts still want the d but can't touch people so they end up losing it and molesting people in hopes to get off of it.
This is somehow arousingly terrifying.

>> No.16257011

Who's your waifu? I'll doodle something for you.

>> No.16257020

>Most reviled writefags

Oh this is gonna be fun

>> No.16257022
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You couldn't handle this fairy.

Hell, you couldn't handle the fairies from Ys or even MGQ for that matter.

You'd best stay over there in Weenie H-- I mean MGE land, where everything is child friendly and safe.

>> No.16257027

What are you talking about, Anon? everyone know that Fairies are just glorified onaholes.

>> No.16257028

You're a bit of a cunt.

>> No.16257034

>MGQ fairies
>Delphinus fairies

They can go die in a fire for all I care

>> No.16257035

Armed with a butterfly net, I could put up a decent fight.

>> No.16257038

I like to think they have cartilage instead of bone to aid in stretching.

>> No.16257055
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You're forgetting all the good fairies.

Yeah, if you can subdue or seduce them.

Which you probably can't.

Luckily MGE Fairies will play with your weenie for funsies though.

>> No.16257059
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Good night anons and remember to give your MG waifu a very white christmas

>> No.16257061

What is this face trying to convey?

>> No.16257062

I'm pretty brave, I'm sure I can take down a fairy.

>> No.16257063

I feel like that image is about 1/4 the size it should be.

>> No.16257071

That was a very lovely and peculiar Siren, a delightfully milky one at that.

>> No.16257087


That's cute anon!

>> No.16257091
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I want to go on an arctic adventure with a whitehorn.

>> No.16257092

Thanks, glad you enjoyed it.

>> No.16257094

I'm getting the flyswatter

>> No.16257096

I'm going to level up and raise my job levels to take on this fairy

>> No.16257101
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The joys of stretching Anon.

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>> No.16257105

If that fairy tries to bully my penis she's got another thing coming.

>> No.16257116

Why are loli vampires so great? I want to rub myself all over one.

>> No.16257120

Don't try and fight her anon, she'll shrink you!

You and your dick!

To more fairy manageable size!

>> No.16257136

I want all cumflation faggots to go back where they belong

>> No.16257156

I want to make an oppai loli ushi mine!

>> No.16257160

Oppai chubby loli dragon slaves are for cumflating.

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>> No.16257167

I think he does, she looks cute now!

That they are.

>> No.16257169

She looks really cute and adorable.

>> No.16257173


>Cumflating loli dragons

Stop this heresy

>> No.16257176

Here's your (You)

>> No.16257183

When Christmas rolls around she'll wear a Christmas themed ribbon to tease the guy.

>> No.16257185

Thank (You)

>> No.16257186

I was just joking around. Loli dragons are for protecting against people that want to defile them.

>> No.16257188

God damn Liches being so cute.

>> No.16257189

They are for cumflating, loving and cuddling

>> No.16257193

I want a maid.

>> No.16257196

I hope,cumflating a loli dragon sounds degenerate

They are not in bearing age, you want to aim for a more ripe dragon unless you wanna be flagged by the MG police

>> No.16257197

Nega even thought he did literally nothing wrong.

>> No.16257199

What kind of maid?

>> No.16257200

That's what you think but the MGC bylaws allow me to do such acts!

>> No.16257203

I bet a loli dragon would burn your dick if you came running towards her with that attitude.

>> No.16257214

Of course she would, thats why you romance her.

>> No.16257221

The kind that makes you happy to be alive.

>> No.16257223
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The design for your Lich is pretty great.

>> No.16257229
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A quick little wife picture inbetween other things. Got a few WIPs so hopefully more soon.
Don't be like me, had to rush 8 pages in 4 hours because I love to procrastinate.

>> No.16257241

Nice joke

>> No.16257252
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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.16257268

Stop thinking about gazey and get to work.

>> No.16257274

It's fiiiine anon, I only have one more exam left and it's on Thursday.

>> No.16257282

I hope you pass that shit you little husbando, or else she is going to be pretty upset.

>> No.16257284

That bushy tail is a clever censor

>> No.16257318
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>> No.16257330
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That yandere expression is fucking hot. Not only that, she's also equipped with big gropable Lich funbags.

>> No.16257334

Too scary.

>> No.16257335

Soul tampering feels so dirty. Underhanded liches and wights.

>> No.16257336

You're drawing tons of liches as of latenight
I love it.

>> No.16257338

She gonna get cuddled when I got to sleep....although I wonder what the undead do while their husbands sleep.

Is she just gonna snuggle against me?

>> No.16257339

I want to molest my Ochimusha bodyguard despite her protests.

>> No.16257350

F.E.A.R. 2 gave me my current fear boner for ghost girls. Do you think any MGE ghost girls are the grudge/ring tier?

>> No.16257359

Maybe there's an irate Phantom out there.

>> No.16257368

They are but its hard to be mad when you pop out and find the man face first in your tits.

>> No.16257391

Latenight, the way you draw Liches is sublime. 20/10. Wonderful.

>> No.16257432

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead remember that some waifus don't sleep and will watch over you all night.
All night....although they may move into your bed for closer comfort.

>> No.16257444

That sounds perfect, and they'd caress you while you sleep and even might become your pillow to sleep on while they never stop staring.

I want to wake up and go to sleep with my waifu staring at me with doki-doki eyes.

>> No.16257450

Just be careful.
She may get 'bored' of simply laying with you and instead start feeling you up.

>> No.16257453
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I'm scared

>> No.16257458

My waifu is more likely to fall asleep first. I find it quite cute.

>> No.16257459

It's fine, nothing will happen.

>> No.16257476

She's breathing heavily and drawing hearts on the frosted glass

>> No.16257482

As long as you locked the door, you should be fine.

you did remember to lock the door, right?

>> No.16257492

I'll just bundle up under the covers until she's gone

>> No.16257493

Of all the comments I made I have to admit, I didn't think this would be the to get a drawing out of you.

I love your hellhounds you magnificent bastard

>> No.16257495

First monster that comes to mind is a Golem. One that I tried my darndest to repair but didn't seem to budge.
Leaving my door to the garage unlocked is obviously the best course of action.

>> No.16257496

They know how to lockpick even with those big paws.

>> No.16257523

She can't cuddle me if I'm already hugging a daki!

>> No.16257527

Damn, you got her good.

>> No.16257535

Something in the daki is moving

>> No.16257541

The daki was an ittan-momen

>> No.16257559

That explains why I don't remember turning off my floor heater last night

>> No.16257615

I never thought of that but its actually a clever idea

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>> No.16257628

Be careful with your bedsheets and your bath towels. They hide in plain sight.

>> No.16257662

I want her to slam me against the wall with that fat cat ass and pump my balls dry while I cling on to her for dear life.
I kinda want a harem of all four Catgirls, all three Wolfus, a Kitsune and a Tanuki all with big fat asses.

>> No.16257685

I have a great need for Jinko lewds

>> No.16257687
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Journal Entry ## - Night ##
A surprising amount was produced in response to tonight's test. These results warrant further study.

>> No.16257709

oh golly gee Latenight, that's nice

>> No.16257715

latenight? more like lewdnight

>> No.16257720

I like it.

>> No.16257723

I want to make her pregnant.

>> No.16257733

That's mean, don't you like her home cooking?

>> No.16257778

It's better to fug before eating.

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You said you were going to eat out for dinner, while you already know that she's making dinner for you. That is just mean and cruel.

>> No.16257813

He wasn't talking about eating food anon.

>> No.16257825

Don't be silly, what else could he be eating?

>> No.16257850

He's talking about cunnilingus anon. Stimulating his waifu's vagina with his tongue.

>> No.16257852

I don't follow.

>> No.16257855

But that would taste gross! Why not just wait for some real food that his wife is making?

>> No.16257862

After making this post, Anon crept into bed, letting the hum of his computer lull him into a deep, deep sleep. He dreamt of vivid colors, standing on clouds, warm rainwater falling on his shoulders. He looked up at the sun, and could tell it was smiling.

In the midst of his joyous dream, Anon, in the real world, had turned to reveal his back to the bedroom window. Hungry, ochre eyes sized him up from across the room. With a 'click!', the window flew open, and through that windy gate crawled a pudgy, purple mistress of the night. Closing the window behind her, she hovered over the side of Anon's bed, muttering to herself. Then, she moved to Anon's bedroom door. With a thick, oily substance, she drew a circle upon it. After tugging at the doorknob a few times, she made her way back to Anon's side, carrying the small, sinister smile of a victorious lich.

Anon was never seen or heard from again. Long after the incident, police were given a search warrant to look for any clues to Anon's whereabouts. All that remained was a single, dirtied pair of boxers atop a messy bed.

>> No.16257863

The intention is to bring his waifu to orgasm once if not several times because he loves her and wants to make her feel good.
Also because he likely wants to be in close proximity to her plump ass.

>> No.16257867

I want a Hellhound to sneak into my room to rape me only to realize that she can't go through with it because of her feelings for me!
But then I accidentally grope her in my sleep and all reason in her mind is lost.
I want to wake up to the sight of her big fat ass bouncing up and down on my dick as she rides it reverse cowgirl style.

>> No.16257870

Licking someone is a weird way to show love anon...
Why not just hug her?

>> No.16257874

This sounds rather complicated. Are you saying the ass has magnetic properties?

>> No.16257883
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>Hellhound that gets all flustered when she's around the guy she likes

>> No.16257886

Because you can't make someone have an orgasm with a hug.

No, he just loves his waifu's sexy ass.

>> No.16257893

Why would he want to do that? That sounds really painful.
Why can't that anon just be nice and eat his wife's cooking without eating out anywhere or licking her?

>> No.16257916

>No lewd Cheshire to sit on my face and tempt her Hellhound sister to join in.
>They'll never end up roping in their other fat-assed sisters.
>I'll never be tied down and milked by the plump, jiggly asses of six monstergirl sisters born to an Echidna.

>> No.16257920

>Cheshire and hellhound sisters
I volunteer to be the man sacrificed to an echidna so things like this continue to happen.

>> No.16257926

Are you sure anon? Echidnas are baby crazy by nature. She won't stop riding you until she's pregnant and once she gives birth to her first batch of daughterus she'll want another!
Good thing she's got a huge dungeon with plenty of loot to sustain your soon to be titanic family.

>> No.16257932

Yeah! I could even write books on raising different types of MG! I'd need at least one human girl for comparison's sake though. I doubt the waifu would mind adopting.

>> No.16257940

I always thought this was an edit.

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>> No.16257959

They'd be better without horns

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What is your endgame?

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>> No.16257991

>Not liking handlebars

>> No.16258004
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I wonde how frustraiting clothes can be to girls with tails?

>> No.16258014

Not much it think
many seem to wear skimpy clothes to begin with, and can just get tailor made stuff/cut holes

>> No.16258020

>I'd think

>> No.16258028

Wight horn!

>> No.16258040

They probably work things out with Arachnes for nice outfits and just cut holes for casual clothing

I'd be surprised if most girls had more than a few outfits, only the rich/powerful ones can afford this kind of luxury

>> No.16258042

Everything's kinda depressing during the winter isn't it?
What monstergirl would you want to break into your house and forcibly make you comfy through loving rape?
It doesn't have to be gentle.

>> No.16258044

If only KC would detail how far Wighthood extends.

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>> No.16258048

I'm not depressed by winter. The air feels better in my lungs when it's cold and everything is so pretty in white.

>> No.16258065

Lucky you, living where somewhere where it actually snows.
Here it's just dark and cold.

>> No.16258067

I wonder how much money the spiders make out of freshly turned monsters.

>> No.16258072

None directly. Now the tanuki middlewomen...

>> No.16258076

>dark, cold, and under about a foot of snow from last weekend.

just have to keep reminding myself that the cold kills off all the terrible things warm areas have to deal with

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>> No.16258109

Fucking gaijins.

>> No.16258122

lookit them ears

>> No.16258138

Is she saying "EH!? JESUS!! I'm fine" ?

Is this a jap pic?

>> No.16258140

Oh no he's spooked the Fox!

>> No.16258142

>Hellhound roomie secretly has the hots for you
>She comes home one day with the intent on confessing her feelings
>Finds you being ridden by your Cheshire fuck buddy
>Cheshire invites her to join in
>Hellhound starts mumbling about how much she loves you while riding your face

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Let's be real: if the happening happened and THEY would end up in our world, would you take on in like the people in EMG do? There'd be no real guarantee you'd get a waifu out of it, you know. THEY are people too.

>> No.16258148

I'd be happy with getting a random Monster Girl as a homestay.

Any would be fine, even the Cait Sith, I have cat food so I'm already prepared!

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>> No.16258171

Bully Anubi because of their breast size!

>> No.16258178

Please don't startle the fox

>> No.16258183

According to my waifus profile, she'll seek me out if I concentrate hard enough.

>> No.16258189
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It's not Jesus, it's iesu.

>> No.16258193

Thanks little girl!


>> No.16258199

Sure, why not. It'd be the lowest effort way to get a waifu.

>> No.16258202
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I liked it.

>> No.16258214

Someday, I'll be able to give good-night kisses to my Kobold waifu and my Kobold daughteru.


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>> No.16258219

Gonna get oppai'd

>> No.16258222

But muh waifu. I love her. She's the only one for me.

>> No.16258227

According to multiverse theory and quantum mechanics, there's always a chance. I've got nothing else to believe in, so why not believe in that chance?

>> No.16258230

And where is she, anon? Where is she?
Because it won't make you as euphoric as me.

>> No.16258233

>Because it won't make you as euphoric as me.
That's hardly a reason to stop believing anon!

>> No.16258236

Looking for me.

>> No.16258242
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Yeah, well. As long as you know I'm not as miserable as you.
I'm not, you know.

>> No.16258244

I'm glad that everyone's not as miserable as me anon, that would be awful.

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Whacha thinking 'bout?

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How cute werekittens are.

>> No.16258304

You know, one aspect I don't often see spoken about in a "convergence" type scenario is the Sabbath and how they would go about reconciling their pink fluffy 2D fantasy with the black 3D reality.

Would they even try, or would they just roll with it, join the rings circulating in high society, and work to monsterize any of the children they find there, so at least their bodies can adapt to the regular dickings.

I know he won't but I'd like to see KC address pedophilia within his own setting. It's bound to happen in the Order states, especially high up. I wonder what the Sabbath stance is when kids aren't designed to take a dick

>> No.16258308

This is horrifying stuff.

>> No.16258318

It happens though. This is why the whole "2017 portals open" setting is one of the most interesting. There are so many ways mgs would shake the foundations of our society

>> No.16258321
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>Your world has been weighed, and found wanting
>No waifus for you!
And then the portals close and they're gone forever.

>> No.16258331

>no wait, please, you need to forcibly instate a dictatorship before we all kill each-other over some stupid leadership. Don't you want to protect your possible husbando somewhere alone in this world? We needed you. ; A;

real talk though, would you join / support a monstergirl military police force if it came down to it?

>> No.16258335

Hell yes. It's one of the few things I have training for.

>> No.16258341

>join the rings circulating in high society
There is no need for that though. Most of high society politicians are already pedo

>> No.16258344

That's the whole point, saving the kids.

>> No.16258346

I'm too disappointed in 'happenings' so far not happening, going all the way to Hale-bopp and Heaven's Gate.

>> No.16258348

yeah, lets go shoot up the pizza joint

>> No.16258349

That's what I mean. Would they even care about their new onii-chan's pasts? Or is a pre-existing ring of pedophiles convenient to the organisation?

>> No.16258361

>real talk though, would you join / support a monstergirl military police force if it came down to it?
Assuming they had humanity's best in mind? Sure! I would join them in a heartbeat.
Assuming that they are only here to rape everyone and the well being of humanity as a whole be damned? No.

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>tfw Brionac gets unbanned before you

>> No.16258369

Wait! I'll do anything!

I-I'll rub your paws!

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>> No.16258382

You're confusing pedophilia and child molestation.

>> No.16258387

Assuming that they will follow 'their idea' of what is in humanity's best interest. Will likely involve more than a little rape, very little political power in lieu if older, more practiced monstergirls, and less personal freedom as a sacrifice for their paradise. I'd imagine mandatory 'life partner planning' dates for all 16 year old boys, limited 'human reservation zones' for regular humans to avoid corruption and MGs in general, a demilitarization movement across the globe, Tanuki industrial centralization, and many other large scale "socialist-but-it-actually-works-great" type changes. As a member of the MP you'll be doing anything from paperwork to community service to hard jobs like relocating people from lifelong homes or wrangling "date dodgers,' humanboys with aversion to the (mandatory) pairings the government planned.

>> No.16258397

Even if I was, I fail to see how that's relevant to my post.

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>Someone liked it enough to color it in
I'm all flustered now, I didn't think someone would like it enough to color it, it looks great, too.

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Weakest dragon according to lore, strongest by a nautical mile in reality.

>> No.16258412

While not perfect, It's probably better than anything humanity would ever do. I would join then yes. But once the war is won I would try to change their mind about how things should be run.

>> No.16258414

Gonna marry both of them.
Gonna cuddle them both and make them feel loved!

>> No.16258419

I mean, My main gripe with what they do is the “mandatory paring”. Otherwise I don’t mind it.

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...although thanks to the errata Brionac is no longer the most powerful Synchro ever and is now just a better Gungnir.

>> No.16258432

I think anon's idea was more about how there shouldn't really be any single men in that society, and how they will push a partner on you if you don't have one. Being single would ring to the sound of being homeless there, and thus is something to be fixed immediately.

There would probably be TV commercials, too. Think animal shelter sad music and a soft spoken respectable individual asking for attention. "Too many cute boys will spend this holiday season without someone to cuddle with. Sign up to find yourself a loving partner for life, today!"

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Meanwhile Trishula has taken it's rightful place as the strongest of it's siblings.

>> No.16258442

> He liked it too

Thanks, fampai. Keep drawing stuff and I'll keep attempting to learn to color. Though it honestly makes me feel like I'm in kindergarten with a box of crayons again. It has boobs though now, so I'm totally not at the level of a four year old!

>> No.16258444

Monster girls wouldn't bother with laes for the most part since they don't need them to live peaceful lives

The idea of forceful dating doesn't work either since they'd rape the boys anyway

The only kind of government I can see happening is one where a very powerful monster girl has a few basic guidelines that other monsters must follow and the husband of that monster who would lead some kind of police (think the guards from TES oblivion) to protect humans from themselves

>> No.16258457

That wouldn’t be too bad. Damn, those commercials would be the best thing ever.
Now I just have a mental picture of them shooting a scene with a sad anon eating at McDonald's alone at christmas. And they have to reshoot it several times due to his wife bursting in to hug him.

And it would be great seeing some nice MG get really sad seeing all of those lonely, sad anons so she goes to sign up.
I wouldn’t mind it come to think of it. It sounds kinda nice.

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Stop right there, criminal scum! You have violated the law when you should've been violating me!

>> No.16258461

>No genki Vampire Ojou-sama to sweep you off your feet and promise that you'll never be lonely again.
>No kuudere Lich to show up one day and look at you sadly while she cuddles up to you beneath your covers.
>No delinquent Hellhound who shoves your face between her breasts and tells you that she's your girlfriend now while blushing gently.
>No hotblooded Succubus to pin you to your bed and tell you that she'll warm your soul that night.
>No Deredere Lamia to coil around you and tell you that you'll never feel unloved ever again.
God fucking damn it I wish those commercials were real.

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>> No.16258465

Meant laws

Officers suddenly alping and abusing their position to rape innocent citizens is no joke

>> No.16258468

But very few people care about homeless men. your analogy doesn't really work.

>> No.16258469

We need a paste on these commercials.
Also, that hellhound might be cuter than you thought she was. You realize you just made a girl that looks tough and mean at school, but then goes and does charity work in her free time without anyone asking or telling her too? My heart.

>> No.16258474

In a perfect world people would care, damn it!
MGs would make sure that nobody was alone out there.
Ahh damn it, now I'm actually getting all teary eyed.

>> No.16258486

This year Santa will give Devil Bugs and Beelzebubs and shit to all the homeless people.

>> No.16258487

Why you gotta be so cruel, anon? What did the homeless ever do to you?

>> No.16258491

Are there not prisons? Are there not poor houses?

>> No.16258493

>Give yourself a criminal record, that will help you get a job and a house
You got dropped on a wurm as a baby, didn't you?

>> No.16258495

She'll claim up and down it was just to get easy dick, but she just doesn't want people to know she saw one of those commercials with a downcast human boy and started crying when they got to the part about suicide rates.

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What if their relationship develops and they're out on a date and her friends see her?
How is she gonna protect her reputation and her (on watch) cinnamon bun at the same time?

>> No.16258505

>he doesn't know A Christmas Carol quotes when he sees them

>> No.16258507

>I was only quoting a retard

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She listens like spring and talks like June.

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You were supposed to say "many cannot go there, and some would rather die", to which I would reply with "then perhaps they better do it, and decrease the surplus population".
You uncultured swine.

>> No.16258520

You act like her friends aren't doing the exact same thing.

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>> No.16258530

Yeah okay anon. Dickens isn't culture. Gotcha.

>> No.16258535

>He doesn't know at least some references to one of the most famous christmas stories of all time.

>> No.16258553

I love the comforts of modernity, so the idea of being removed from those comforts is unpleasant at best and atrocious at worst. That pretty much leaves any monster girl with a penchant for outdoor survival life and Sandworms.

I'm not particularly frightened by them nor lolis, I'm more uncomfortable with their concepts in general. Every other mg I am fine with, just so long as I get to stay "me" in the sense that I don't have to be literally molded into being someone's husbando. I'm already uncomfortable with the idea of having a waifu that literally changes everything about her to make me like her more.

>> No.16258554

I wonder if you could hook up internet access inside a Sandworm.

>> No.16258557

Themes of charity are neither novel nor ground breaking.

>> No.16258564

No shit sherlock, the story's old as fuck.

>> No.16258565

It was in 1843, you clod.

>> No.16258568

What does a smug fox know about culture?

>> No.16258569

All I want for Christmas is a Matango.

>> No.16258570

Yes, he literally invented the concept of charity and was the first to extol its virtues. Ever. It was undone before him. Nothing of its like was ever conceived.

>> No.16258572

>being this butthurt
Anon, stop. You're just digging yourself deeper. You've embarrassed yourself enough, but that's okay. Nobody knows who you are.
Stop responding.

>> No.16258573

Jesus christ, why are you being such a pretentious fuck? Go back to /lit/ already ya fucking snob!

>> No.16258574

See the way she's holding up her pinky? That means she's posh.

>> No.16258581

You're trying to be funny, but you don't realize how right you are. Charity was a mythical concept in the minds of the stinking poor, and zealous missionaries.

>> No.16258586

The struggle is real anon. I hope that someday we'll both be able to feed ourselves properly and have enough spare change to indulge in our fantasies.

>> No.16258592

Look the fact that an organic being is supposed to be my bethrothed and my meat RV already sets off the dark bells of logistics, I really don't want to try to find out how to hook up satellite wifi to a creature that resides in a place with NO local internet connection infrastructure.

>> No.16258597

This post implies you having a station in life that I frankly doubt you even possess.

>> No.16258598

>started crying when they got to the part about suicide rates.
Preventing suicide of human men would probably be the top priority of any charity organization.

>Anon calls suicide hotline
>”Don’t do it. Just talk to me.”
>They talk for a while. Suddenly, several monster girls in charity organisations uniforms burst in.
>”There he is! Get him!”
>And after the rape anon had a loving wife that would never let him be anything but happy.

How would MGs react to the rising suicide rate amongst men?

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Giant machine dragons

>> No.16258608

its called a basic high school education.

>> No.16258619

Videos about sad Anons getting waifus sound pretty good but the other way around would be much better

>Dragon inspecting her hoard
>It has all kinds of treasure and a huge pile of gold
>She seems very proud of it and shoots a half smile
>She reaches the center of the room
>There is a spotlight on a gorgeous looking empty bed
>A sign reads "Masterpiece of the hoard, my husband"
>She starts to tear up
>The doorbell rings
>She drags herself to open the door
>She just received a huge package
>She brings it to her horde room
>She carefully opens it with her claws
>Before she can even bend to see what's inside, Anon pops out and gives her a hug
>The ad ends with her princess carrying him towards the bed

>> No.16258620

I wouldn't call sarcasm "trying to be funny". And you're an idiot if you think avarice and harm it does is something that hasn't been explored since antiquity.

>> No.16258623

I repeat.

>> No.16258624

Yes, but how do you have sex with it?

>> No.16258629

Well life in a Sandworm isn't simple.
I'll call her Weather Station.

>> No.16258632

With great difficulty!
maybe she can change her size by compressing her metal?

>> No.16258642

A few options
A;You build a mech capable of fucking
A 1; said me has tactile sensory input so you feel the fucking too
B; You become as bug as her to conceivably fuck
C; You shrink her so you can realistically fuck her
D; is /d/ tier ideas.

>> No.16258651

You jam your ponos into her vagoo.

>> No.16258657

You've lost me.

>> No.16258665

>I wouldn't call sarcasm "trying to be funny"
your loss
>And you're an idiot if you think avarice and harm it does is something that hasn't been explored since antiquity.
Im talking about virtue and charity, not avarice. Any idiot knows how to be greedy. Its been one of the largest driving factors for the human race ever. Charity is hard, and as far as giving for givings sake, its a new habit for humanity. Couple hundred years at most.

Well fuck you too then.

>> No.16258677

>Im talking about virtue and charity, not avarice. Any idiot knows how to be greedy.
If you aren't going to put anything ore than a single brain cell into this discussion, why go through the motions or arguing in the first place?

>> No.16258682

you can't draw a distinction between greed and virtue?


>> No.16258686

>B; You become as bug as her to conceivably fuck
I know you mean big but becoming a “bug” in her system to fuck her would be funny.
Just think how funny it would be if an automaton hada bug that made them uncontrolebly hory so they have to masterbait all the time.

>> No.16258693

If some one tells you a story about greed. About a man consumed by avarice, whose life turns to ash that slips through his fingers due to his actions alone and their greedy motives. If some one tells you this story, are you telling me that what you take away from it, is that it's good to be greedy?

>> No.16258695

>it's a new habit for humanity. A couple hundred years at most

See this is why I still repeat my original reply to you. You state a grand assertion and expect other posters to agree with you without definitive proof on your baseless claims. And yet you have the gall to be upset when other people would find your comments to be absurd?

>> No.16258700
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We need more machine girls
no scratch that, I need more machine girls
>Still no gespenst mech girl.

>> No.16258709

>upping the misspelling just to tease me
I know it's customary on these forums but please have mercy on me. On another note your post gave me the wonderul idea of a Mission Impossible scheme where a hacker is trying to bed an automaton by causing her sexual appetite to go into overdrive.

>> No.16258721

>I know it's customary on these forums but please have mercy on me.
I’m sorry, I couldn’t help myself.

>> No.16258745

Huh? No, none of that has anything to do with what we're talking about.

I dont give a flying fuck one way or another about greed and virtue. We were talking about the Christmas Carol being a classic work.

There's nothing to be upset about here, anon. Im stating some historical observations. Its up to you if you choose to be educated or not.

>> No.16258749

What was the sword the type 1 had?

>> No.16258756

We're talking about how you're acting some dude in the 1800s is the first to invent the concept of charity

>> No.16258762

Calamity blade if I remember the translation right.

>> No.16258763
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>try to make a joke
>it leads to two idiots arguing over the concept of charity
This is fine. Everything is fine.

>> No.16258766

Nah, it isn't.

>> No.16258767

Wanna talk about demon lords?

>> No.16258773

Would you fuck one?

>> No.16258776

No! that leads to lilim wank and I shall have no part in it!

>> No.16258778

My Lilim wanked off a guy once. It was fun.

>> No.16258786

If your OC lilim wanks a dude, does that make you a cuck?

>> No.16258788

I wonder.
maybe there's a lilim out there that sees our hate, and tries to send some monsters our way to make us feel better about them

>> No.16258791

You are unfit for any place but hell

>> No.16258794

No, she's not my waifu.

>> No.16258796

Not really I'd say.
It would only be that way if the lilim was his wife.

>> No.16258799

lewd monstergirl on monstergirl action is irresistible.

Chaos girls change you into a higher, better form than human.

a monstergirl would have plenty of male victims throughout her life. Maybe even several at once depending on species.

Charybdis is cute

>> No.16258803

>Maybe even several at once depending on species.
>Charybdis is cute

>> No.16258804

you gon' get a nibble m8

>> No.16258817

>lewd monstergirl on monstergirl action is irresistible.
Agreed but only in a harem orgy situation where they keep each other "warmed" up while another girl has her turn with the man.
>Chaos girls change you into a higher, better form than human.
I don't really care about this either way.
>a monstergirl would have plenty of male victims throughout her life. Maybe even several at once depending on species.
Not really debatable since KC has said as much but there's no point trying to force it on a place that obviously hates it.
>Charybdis is cute
Oh now you're going too far.

>> No.16258820

Otohime is beautiful
The siths did nothing wrong
Fallen maidens and fallen brides are grade A works
Harems are fine.
Umi osho is top teir

>> No.16258821

Otohime IS beautiful!

>> No.16258826

What is the most underrated monster girl?

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>> No.16258834

She's alright.

>> No.16258840

Kesaran Pasaran.

catching them brings measurable happiness.

>> No.16258845

from the one's we don't talk about? Mermaid
from the regulars? either dark valk or werewolf

>> No.16258848

She can create a world within her pot for you to live in. A castle, a humble hamlet on a homestead. A house by the beach. A private world populated with her and you.

>> No.16258849

bully turtle is all right.

>> No.16258853

Dark valk is fucking amazing. They need more art.

>> No.16258863
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They are cute, and built for bully.

>> No.16258882

The only dark anything that isn't complete shit is dark elf and priest. All the others are a palette swap with "Oh, and now I'm also a huge slut."

Don't bully the jar.

>> No.16258895

My spellcasting, core-possessing Dark Slime waifu has stern words for you.

>> No.16258901

Controversial opinion time?

Canon wendigos are great and ruined by the thread
Centaurs are some of MGE's best girls
Incubus x human girl corruption is a top tier fetish
People focus too much on a Manticore's tail and not enough on the husband only hole.

>> No.16258902

Oh, I forgot her.

>> No.16258907

>Centaurs are some of MGE's best girls
This one isn't controversial, itls just outing yourself as being an animal fucker

>> No.16258918

>Incubus x human girl corruption is a top tier fetish
Hell yeah!

>> No.16258920

that sounds heart warming

>> No.16258923
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Its cool. Slimes dont stand out too much.

>> No.16258927
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I want to be mailed to a minotaur with my own bell!

>> No.16258928

Well dark slime doesn't. You should post about her more anon, an intelligent slime with magic and a core has almost shog tier potential in adaptability.

>> No.16258934

Front pussy

>> No.16258948

Is better than fucking a horse, but still fucking stupid when you consider live birth. Unless it's just one big connected womb.

>> No.16258956

Oh yeah Dark Slimes are surely one of the most powerful

>> No.16258976

Pudding slime MG when?

>> No.16258979


Now I'm imagin
ing a gaggle of pint sized anons teasing a wyrm/gryphon/dragon/sphinx/ etc. by being hard to catch horny little fucks with a penchat for singing a la "Joe's Apartment".


...on second thought the hell with the mini-anons, I wouldn't have a problem with devil bugs and beelzes if living with them was like this!

>> No.16258992

Oh yeah Dark Slimes are surely one of the most powerful of the iconic momstergirl families. I could talk about my waifu all day, if it wasn't for the fact everything about slimes has already been said.

If KC would tell us more about how magic works, then I'd feel more inspired to get creative.