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Anonymous Mon Nov 17 07:59:48 2008 No.1623624 [Reply] [Original]

Do you know what time it is, /jp/?
Shit yeah, you do.

IT'S TIME FOR SOME MOTHERFUCKING RELIGION

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 08:03:53 2008 No.1623652 File: 20 KB, 800x450, TDV15203D-636.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sorry, I'm a vegetarian.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 08:10:16 2008 No.1623678 File: 64 KB, 550x600, 4f714f245ed0c328c927899cc61c5f9d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There's a religion out there that'll allow us to fuck our mothers? FUCK YEAH, SIGN ME UP!

>>	Anonymous Jones is black but I still love her. <3 !fuCmeJoNes Mon Nov 17 08:13:56 2008 No.1623697 File: 329 KB, 800x573, 1226130200366.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 08:18:36 2008 No.1623716 >>1623678 I'd join the motherfucking religion too, and be a devout follower...

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 08:19:06 2008 No.1623720 File: 298 KB, 946x1400, comm_09.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 08:20:36 2008 No.1623723 >>1623678 >>1623716 You can always fuck your mothers if that's what you really want..

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 08:21:36 2008 No.1623727 >>1623723 But how can we be sure that's what they want? Short of asking, of course, which would be awkward.

>>	Stoned Anonymous !XUUanJpkos Mon Nov 17 08:21:36 2008 No.1623731 >>1623624 Now, I'm not normally religious, but if you kind zealots would inform me of the beliefs of this religion, I may reconsider my heathen ways.

Anonymous Mon Nov 17 08:28:36 2008 No.1623757

Cousin conditioning log for sunday:

Showed her my yotsuba volume 1 today, seemed receptive. It seems like the best gateway manga, especially given the limited selection i have to work with having just moved. Made sure to rub all her blankets on my torso while she was at church so as to better imprint on her my scent.

There was a bit of an incident when she tried taking the psp out of the room so that she could get a snack while playing dynasty warriors. Of course, I had to reinforce that she could only play it while in my room as she seems to be good for at least an hour of it a day since i first introduced her to it on wednesday. I was caught a little off-guard and was unable to think of any unique snacks I could prepare for her to get her used to the idea of me providing for her physical needs and subconsciously developing a preference for food prepared by me, but I was able to coax her into another tummy squeeze before allowing her to have the jell-o cup.

Anonymous Mon Nov 17 08:28:36 2008 No.1623760

Afterwards, went in to her room to make sure she completed all her homework, interspersed with a couple of breaks teaching her how to draw anime faces, which served the dual purposes of (hopefully) helping her acquire the taste for entertainment with japanese-style art and delaying the homework getting finished until the ideal 10:20-10:35 window. The timing worked out perfectly, and as she began nodding off I asked her if she would like to sit in my lap, to which she listlessly acquiesced. Again making sure that her buttocks didn't come to rest on my erect penis, I stroked her back while warmly wishing her a good night's sleep and reassuring her that i would gladly solve any of her problems if she would simply come to me with them. I decided to skip the singing, as her stepdad had arrived early and was in the living room. I gently placed her in bed and tucked her in. If things continue to go ahead of schedule, I may begin the goodnight kiss as soon as next week.

Sneaking through the laundry, I observed urine stains in no fewer than five of her panties worn this week. This bears further investigation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 08:30:36 2008 No.1623764 >>1623760 These fake fantasy posts are so stupid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 08:32:36 2008 No.1623770 >>1623764 oh, it's a real fantasy, i assure you

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 08:32:36 2008 No.1623773 Loli is wrong. Little girls should be exterminated.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 08:33:36 2008 No.1623776 >>1623770 It's not real in the least. >Made sure to rub all her blankets on my torso while she was at church so as to better imprint on her my scent. Yeah, sounds legit.

>>	Stoned Anonymous !XUUanJpkos Mon Nov 17 08:34:05 2008 No.1623779 File: 33 KB, 425x437, bioshock_06.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1623773 EXCUSE ME MOTHERFUCKER?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 08:34:36 2008 No.1623778 >>1623773 I think we can all agree a large number of people should be exterminated. I propose a religion based on bringing about the end of all life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 08:34:36 2008 No.1623785 >>1623776 see >real fantasy as opposed to >fake fantasy

>>	ponpo !0rtxwIjHlI Mon Nov 17 08:35:24 2008 No.1623789 File: 107 KB, 600x647, 6f5e1ec1b04be03f62c84067f9e89409.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1623779

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 08:35:36 2008 No.1623790 >>1623778 I will join you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 08:35:36 2008 No.1623792 >>1623678 Even though it reminds me of mspaint art, why is this still so incredibly hot? OH GOD AKIKO FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

>>	ponpo !0rtxwIjHlI Mon Nov 17 08:36:18 2008 No.1623794 File: 84 KB, 600x471, 9ea0160e5faf921ec0a5c151cd2e0285.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1623789

>>	ponpo !0rtxwIjHlI Mon Nov 17 08:37:10 2008 No.1623797 File: 216 KB, 1200x800, e6f9b9b9b26bffa5ac76853201b89ec1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1623794

>>	ponpo !0rtxwIjHlI Mon Nov 17 08:37:37 2008 No.1623800 File: 191 KB, 800x800, 96635b83bc543bc0689b0b69f1cb5b63.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1623797

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 08:42:36 2008 No.1623819 >>1623800 If they aren't pale skinned blood soaked little monsters I don't think I can bring myself to save them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 19:29:36 2008 No.1625493 vampity bump

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 22:29:36 2008 No.1626101 >>1623757 >>1623760 How old is she?

>>	mormon guy !nAP.g00d1k Mon Nov 17 22:35:27 2008 No.1626124 File: 482 KB, 1074x1517, 1188705582342.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't have any more than this one page, so don't ask.

>>	Anonymous Jones ‮[8-FTU] ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !TapsqdZp4A Mon Nov 17 22:35:36 2008 No.1626123 >Anonymous Jones is black but I still love her. <3 !fuCmeJoNes >!fuCmeJoNes HA HA HA, OH WOW !! Makes me wish I'd been on last night sorry to disappoint, i am neither black nor a girl

>>	mormon guy !nAP.g00d1k Mon Nov 17 22:38:03 2008 No.1626135 File: 9.00 MB, 860x1214, 1189867008570.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	mormon guy !nAP.g00d1k Mon Nov 17 22:39:02 2008 No.1626143 File: 88 KB, 593x785, 1189867085795.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 22:39:36 2008 No.1626148 >>1626123 >nor a girl Obviously, nobody on /jp/ is. But I know niggers must browse /jp/, since my friend does. He's not your normal nigger though, he speaks Japanese fluently, and is the head software programmer of a multi-million dollar company.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 22:40:25 2008 No.1626151 File: 91 KB, 532x870, 24ebc60c36a7fcba9072628f013568f000d3c67b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread needs more faith

>>	mormon guy !nAP.g00d1k Mon Nov 17 22:40:51 2008 No.1626155 File: 108 KB, 545x750, 1189867103549.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 22:42:03 2008 No.1626159 File: 77 KB, 800x547, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	mormon guy !nAP.g00d1k Mon Nov 17 22:44:30 2008 No.1626174 File: 105 KB, 450x629, 1189867124944.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	mormon guy !nAP.g00d1k Mon Nov 17 22:45:32 2008 No.1626176 File: 47 KB, 477x435, 1189867190140.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 22:46:38 2008 No.1626185 File: 140 KB, 671x750, 1223847208988.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	mormon guy !nAP.g00d1k Mon Nov 17 22:49:33 2008 No.1626193 File: 208 KB, 432x573, danbooru-p-115491866727670.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm downloading too much right now, my connection is terrible. I'll have to contribute more later.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 22:52:00 2008 No.1626200 File: 1.00 MB, 2379x1784, lolijesus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1623773 Blasphemy!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 22:57:36 2008 No.1626218 My imouto is 12 and lately when I try to hug her she just pushes me away. We used to hug all the time. Why is she changing? How can I convince her to hug again? ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 22:58:03 2008 No.1626220 File: 198 KB, 470x550, 8dee0e90f388a797805dace27dbf74a5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm downloading Pangya right now just for fap to Kooh THIS RELIGION IS AWESOME

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 22:58:36 2008 No.1626222 >>1626218 Take a shower.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 23:00:29 2008 No.1626227 File: 271 KB, 1024x768, kasumi3_02_1024.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Nov 17 23:03:36 2008 No.1626239

>>1626218
You can't just HUG the imouto. You must LOVE the imouto.

Treat her like a person, not a thing. It's probably too late at this point, since it takes time, and she's old enough that by the time she would normally come around she's going to be a bitchy pubescent whore, and it won't work anyway. Just give it up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 23:08:36 2008 No.1626250 >>1626239 She used to have me massage her all over. I mean, I would write stories about this and post them a while back. We still get along really well, she just doesn't want to touch anymore ;_; Also, I am terrible at having conversations.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 23:16:36 2008 No.1626261 >>1626124 http://rapidshare.com/files/52797073/_Takuminamuchi__Jiyuu_na_Hito__Pangya_.rar.html

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 17 23:16:36 2008 No.1626267 >>1626250 Yup. It's too late, she's hit puberty and you stand no chance anymore.

>>	博麗　霊夢 !7Pljvd3evs Mon Nov 17 23:21:36 2008 No.1626285 >>1626250 She knows your true intentions, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 18 03:19:36 2008 No.1627360 >>1626250 I remember your posts. Anyway, give up now. She's changing, and soon she'll be like every other girl. Just focus your attention on someone/something else. Sorry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 18 04:36:36 2008 No.1627791 Don't give up anon! Break through the possible and love your sister with all your heart!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 18 14:50:36 2008 No.1629774 Troll Sign, "Randum Necro"

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 18 14:52:27 2008 No.1629778 >>1629774 BULLETS FUCKING EVERYWHERE

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 18 14:59:55 2008 No.1629793 imouto~

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