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Spider love best love.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h (embed)

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.16185403

>>16185400
>two threads
>two times the monster girls

>> No.16185408

This one is a few seconds faster.

Cute daughterus.

>> No.16185409

>>16185403
This one was a few seconds earlier

>> No.16185413
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16185413

You guys are dumb.

>> No.16185418
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16185418

Talk of Dragon Girl cuddling earlier makes me wanna cuddle the best one, and fall asleep in her arms

>> No.16185423

>>16185418
I hope she doesn't roll over and suffocate him.

>> No.16185424
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16185424

>>16185413
Best spider

>> No.16185430
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16185430

>year of the monkey is almost over

>> No.16185431
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16185431

Wyverns aren't even real dragons.

>> No.16185433
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16185433

>>16185408
The best.

>> No.16185436

>>16185431
They are great and powerful creatures anon! Their tears form mighty rivers!

>> No.16185437

>>16185431
Wyverns are so nice though. I think they are the second best dragon and I would give tons of love to one.

>> No.16185442

>>16185431
I honestly feel like Wyverns and Otohimes are the best dragons.

>> No.16185444
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16185444

where would you take your girl?

>> No.16185448

>>16185442
>notDragons and notDragons are the best dragons
What is wrong with you dude

>> No.16185449

>>16185444
Rappelling.

>> No.16185451

>>16185448
Wurms aren't dragons either. They are just hard lamia.

>> No.16185454

>>16185448
Regular dragons are overdone, dragon zombie are one of the worst undead and Wurms are ruined by thread canon.

Wocks aren't bad though.

>> No.16185456

>>16185444
More like where would she take me.
And that is probably treasure hunting in ancient ruins and maybe hiking.

>> No.16185461

>>16185454
>dragon zombie are one of the worst undead
Opinion discarded.

>> No.16185469

>>16185430
Year of the rooster is going to be dumb.
Who wants lame chicken monstergirls?

>> No.16185483

>>16185469
Year of the chicken huh? Time to make my waifu cluck like one.

>> No.16185487

>>16185469
Year of the cock, it's futa cheshire's time to shine.

>> No.16185493

>>16185487
>2017 is the foretold monstergirl invasion
>year of the cock
It all makes sense now.

>> No.16185494

>>16185469
I remember someone with a cockatrice waifu, so it's his year.

>> No.16185496

Final Fantasy XV is pretty
Alptastic, eh? EH? EHH?

>> No.16185501

>>16185496
Was that supposed to be a pun or joke of some sort?

>> No.16185506

>>16185411
Looks like someone wants to cause trouble.

>> No.16185509

>>16185501
Yes. Because it's really, really gay, see?

>> No.16185515
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16185515

Reminder they're whores

>> No.16185521

>>16185515
I thought she was holding a whale for a second.

>> No.16185522

>>16185515
Lots of frost runes on there?

>> No.16185523

>>16185515
>implying there are not-whores MGs

>> No.16185529

>>16185523
Of course there are.
Any MG with the "devoted" tag.

>> No.16185531

>>16185523
Unicorns, warriors and tsunderes like glacies are canonically one-fuck-for-life pure waifus

>> No.16185532

>>16185523
Pretty much all of them but Minotaurs

>> No.16185538
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16185538

Pointy foxgirls are for ______

>> No.16185545

>>16185538
Long winter nights by the fire with hot cocoa and a good book to read.

>> No.16185546

>>16185515
Question, how much are you going to push that miss writing on the SS translation shit? As much as elf tentacle guy?

>> No.16185549

>>16185430
It's such a shame that Kakuen never got a piece of new art despite it being the year of the monkey.

>> No.16185550

>>16185546
As much as Raiju headpats.

>> No.16185552 [DELETED] 
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16185552

>>16185549

>> No.16185559

>>16185550
So you're going to try to destroy monster girls one by one?

>> No.16185561
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16185561

>>16185549
She got a few on pixiv which weren't exactly masterpieces, nothing you could call good though.

>> No.16185566

>>16185538
Breeding. The pointier the better.
I want to find an insecure youko who looks like Yao and has been scaring off all the boys.
And then rock her world.

>> No.16185568

>>16185515
Reminder the hide post function exists for a reason

>> No.16185574

>>16185538
Making them even more pointy.

>> No.16185581
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16185581

>>16185469
>not wanting to cock the cock

>> No.16185585

>>16185581
What's that gloved finger for.

>> No.16185590
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16185590

>>16185585
We just don't know.

>> No.16185592

>>16185585
Prostate play

>> No.16185599

>>16185581
If I pound her 3 times will she orgasm?

>> No.16185612

>>16185592
Nice.

>> No.16185613

>>16185599
If you pound her 3 times she forgets she consented and thinks you're raping her.

>> No.16185614

>>16185592
>>16185612
I bet you two like to play Halo and want to invite me to your basement.

>> No.16185618

>>16185614
Y-you don't wanna play Halo?

>> No.16185619
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16185619

Winter is comfy!

>> No.16185620

>>16185614
Im sorry what?

>> No.16185621

>>16185614
I got Queers I mean Gears of War if you'd prefer.

>> No.16185623

>>16185618
No!
>>16185620
A joke from before your time, I see.

>> No.16185627

>>16185619
It's the last day of November and I'm not wearing any socks! This winter sucks! SUCKS!

>> No.16185631

>>16185444
I'll take her to the beach since she's only known snow all her life

>> No.16185634

>>16185444
I don't want to remove Pharaoh as much as I used to.

>> No.16185637

>>16185613
That sounds even better.

>> No.16185642

>>16185566
>>16185574

How do you get then pointier?

>> No.16185645

>>16185444
A typical Japanese arcade. I want to show her my rhythm game skills.

>> No.16185649

>>16185642
Ancient mofu sharpening skills.

>> No.16185652
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16185652

>>16185469
>not liking cockatrices

>> No.16185655

>>16185645
>No image of a pharaoh on a DDR machine.
>No image of her cheating by tying you up with her snake.

>> No.16185656
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16185656

Thighpire

>> No.16185660

>>16185649
>ruining perfectly good mofu

>> No.16185672
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16185672

>>16185642
Pointy peaked ears.
Pointy corners to the eyes.
Pointy claws.
Pointy tails.
Angular mouth, pointed chin.
Slit pupils.
Sharp teeth.
Pic related.

>> No.16185675

>Dream about hunting the wild Wurm
>With a friend in a tiny little village
>Trying to find clues about it's whereabouts
>Catch the occasional glimpse of the Wurm but not fast enough to catch it
>The Wurm is HUGE, probably 40 feet tall at least
>Go into local store and try to get one of the locals to give me info on where it's lair is
>Local speaks gibberish
>Give up, head outside
>See another glimpse of Wurm in the distance
>Wake up with ever catching Wurm

Maybe tonight I'll catch her and bring her back to civilization. And put her on display.

>> No.16185676

>>16185656
Why is that nun associating with that fiend?

>> No.16185678

>>16185675
>chasing a dragon
Anon, lay off Vitamin H.

>> No.16185679

>>16185444
Is this new? I like it.

>> No.16185681

>>16185660
Weaponized mofu.

>> No.16185682

>>16185675
She's going to break up and grab you before climbing a skyscraper and swatting at planes.

>> No.16185684

>>16185682
Please don't imply that she is gonna be killed, that would be worst end.

>> No.16185685

>>16185637
Exactly.
>>16185656
Would let her feed on me, she's a real cute one.

>> No.16185688

>>16185675
I remember playing hide and seek with a hellhound in a dream. I was lookinh for her, but then she couldn't resist chasing after some and lost.

Then I violated a sweaty lich.

>> No.16185690

>>16185681
A tail that is not fluffy is scarcely a tail at all.

>> No.16185691

>>16185684
She's a Wurm. All a fall will do is hurt her head for a few hours.

>> No.16185695

>>16185691
>hurt her head for a few hours
She might not even feel it honestly.
>whoa, everything moved!

>> No.16185697

>>16185691
Or send her so deep into the earth she gets lost and ends up in Mexico, drinks mescal by the gallon and becomes a famous hit man for the cartels.

>> No.16185704

>>16185690
It is fluffy, but she can spread it out and harden it so it becomes really sharp.
Like I said, ancient mofu sharpening techniques.

>> No.16185716

>>16185704
Exactly, it's a secret combat technique. A single sttand of fur becomes like a steel needle, and an entire tail of them hits with the weight and desctructive force of a dozen flails.

>> No.16185719

>>16185704
>>16185716
It's sick and wrong, a perversion of nature.
Like beating someone to death with a Bible.

>> No.16185725

>>16185719
Mozgus seems to have no problem with it, and if the Inquisition says it's a go, then it's a go.

>> No.16185728

>>16185719
It's a practical ability. Bibles can be hard and heavy, perfect for bludgeoning or throwing.
Likewise, the ability to harden their fur into spikes is the perfect ability for an unarmed kitsune to defend herself.

(I feel like there's a creature in Monster Hunter that actually does this, but I can't think of what it might be.)

>> No.16185738

>>16185719
I've defeated mom using the bible already, so sharpening mofu is pretty normal to me.

>> No.16185741

>>16185728
Narga does that if I remember correctly.

>> No.16185745
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16185745

>>16185619
I can think of ways by which it would be comfier...

>> No.16185749

>>16185745
There is a monster girl right now whishing you were by her side warming her up.

>> No.16185762

I stole a dragons panties! What should I do with then?

>> No.16185763

>>16185762
Wear them over your head like a mask!

>> No.16185765

>>16185762
Put it on your treasure box

>> No.16185769

>>16185762
Hoard.

>> No.16185778

>>16185749
No there isn't

>> No.16185805 [DELETED] 

>>16185762
>step 1: jerk of in them at least five times
>step 2: return the cum covered panties to the dragon
>step 3: ???
>step 4: profit as you are now the dragons husbando

>> No.16185833

>>16185778
Yes there is. She is just rolling in your bed thinking about you over and over again. Looks like you can't get out of her mind.

>> No.16185842

>>16185833
Please stop lying. No monstergirl would ever want nor think about me.

>> No.16185862
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16185862

Yuletide approaches.

>> No.16185904

>>16185842
Maybe she is a crazy one, because she really really really wants you by her side. She gets all embarrassed just by thinking about the cute stuff she would say to you.

>> No.16185925

>>16185444
I fight for the Pharaoh!

>> No.16185926

>>16185904
Stop it anon. She's not real. This isn't healthy.

>> No.16185939

>>16185926
You aren't real either, but that doesn't stop her from creating little scenarios in her head about the two of you being happy together. She doesn't care if it's healthy or not as long as she gets to see your smile.

>> No.16185949

>>16185939
>You aren't real either.
Okay calm down Jaden.

>> No.16185955

>>16185949
Did you know that none of exist?

>> No.16185967

>>16185955
How can waifus be real if our eyes aren't?

>> No.16185982

>>16185967
Waifus exist but we are stuck here.

>> No.16186031

>>16185745
Comfy Anubis! I'm going to cuddle her!

>> No.16186037
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16186037

Science is hard.

>> No.16186063

>>16186037
Ganbatte!

>> No.16186081
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16186081

Drowning in semen

>> No.16186087

>>16185515
http://www.gomanga.com/books/monster-girl-encyclopedia/818

Amendment

Pg. 81 - Holstaur (First, Second Printing)
Another trait the holstaur shares with the minotaur is its arousal by the color red. Prolonged exposure to the color causes a holstaur to become violent for a time, as if she just remembered she was a monster, leading her to attack much in the manner of the original minotaur, who is also impassioned by extended exposure to the color red. However, when a holstaur is so aroused, she maintains her instinct to seek her husband. It is said that if a holstaur with a husband becomes aroused by something red, she will charge across any distance in order to find him.

They admitted it was a mistranslation.

>> No.16186103

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqxWw9TK-So

>you will never bully a baphomet scared of heights by lifting her

>> No.16186115
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16186115

>>16185515
There's only one that fits that description.

>> No.16186122

>>16186115
reeeeee

>> No.16186129

>>16186115
Nope, MGE Minotaur fits that too.

>> No.16186139

>16186129
Not even worth a (You) desu

>> No.16186142
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16186142

>>16186122
>>16186129

>> No.16186146

>>16186031
She needs her ear tips rubbed, they're getting cold

>> No.16186153

Reminder that Minotaurs are shit and should be purged from existence.

Holsts are better in every single conceivable way.

>> No.16186159 [DELETED] 

>>16186115
Seriously delete that

>> No.16186168

>>16185400
>tfw no new jorougumo art ever

>> No.16186171

>>16185656
Are those two an artists OC?

>> No.16186174
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16186174

>>16185444
This makes me want to see a more realistic Ryu.

>> No.16186188

>>16186115
You call that a shitpost? This is a shitpost.
http://i.imgur.com/ncPAHpv.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ph8Tg55.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/IYrFbSQ.jpg

>> No.16186195 [DELETED] 

>>16186188
delet this

>> No.16186200

>>16186188
Yes but here's the difference.

The first image in the set I can force everyone to look at.

Meanwhile those links are super easy to ignore.

>> No.16186203
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16186203

>>16186168
I found this on Twitter recently.

>> No.16186208

>>16186203
Pretty nice

>> No.16186223

>>16186081
>White tail and fur
>Thick eyebrows
>Fox whiskers
>Perfect body type

She's close to being a ten but here eyebrows not being white ruins her
2/10 would not lewd with

>>16186103
Baphomets are not for bullying, unless you are her beloved onii-chan then make sure to go onto a Ferris wheel to see how much she'd panick

>> No.16186248

>>16186223
>Baphomets are not for bullying, unless you are her beloved onii-chan then make sure to go onto a Ferris wheel to see how much she'd panick
But what if you're the childhood friend of a Baphomet and it's the only way to stop her when she starts saying she's going to make all the big breasted girls in your class into lolis?

>> No.16186257

>>16186203
She might look nice but she'll definitely show her true colors when the sun sets.

>Night is longer in winter

fug

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16186264

>>16186115
Dorafs are the best

>> No.16186269

>>16186248
Everyone knows childhood friends are honorary onii-chans

>when she starts saying she's going to make all the big breasted girls in your class into lolis?
You might even have to flick her forehead if she goes that far

>>16186257
I never thought about this dynamic, yet another reason why winter is the best season

>> No.16186270
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16186270

>>16186264
That's not a waifu.

>> No.16186271

>>16186264
Can this faggot be reported

>> No.16186285 [DELETED] 

>they didn't remove the actual shitposts
What gives?

>> No.16186303

>>16186142
>Forgot to delete image
Fug

>> No.16186318
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16186318

>>16186188
You have a long way to go to master the art of shitposting, Sir.

>> No.16186353

>>16186257
>>16186269
>She's trying her best to play up the cruel spider act
>She's weak to the cold and her teeth are chattering
>End up inviting her in for hot chocolate

>> No.16186432
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16186432

On a scale of Kiki to jabberwock, how lewd are raijus?

>> No.16186440

>>16186432
Jabberwock
They openly masturbate

>> No.16186443

>>16186432
Jabberwock. According to KC they touch themselves to charge up. This is why you avoid sharing baths with them.

>> No.16186445

>>16186432
Not after the last thread, please.

>> No.16186452

>>16186432
I don't think that's a good scale anon, Jabberwocks are hardly chaste.

>> No.16186453

>>16186443
You'll be fine, it's lewdtricity.

>> No.16186460

>>16186440
>tfw you will never make your raiju put on a chastity belt
>Once you both get home she discharges all her pent up lust on you

>> No.16186461

>>16186443
>Thunderstorm outside
>Raiju schlicking and confusing her man with navelingus
>"O-Old habits die hard!"
>TFW across the clouds, the cosmic Raijin clobbers cock cacophonously

>> No.16186467

>>16186443
>This is why you avoid sharing baths with them

You think that will stop them? Even if you lock the door a Raiju will somehow break in and touch the water.

>> No.16186468

>>16186461
Would Raijus actually try to move with their husband on places with plenty of local thunderstorms? i can totally imagine it

>> No.16186470

>>16186460
That would be nice.
Even better if she's a shortstack

>> No.16186472

>>16186432
Is that an edit? I can kinda see Kagerou in there.

>> No.16186476

>>16186472
It definitely is.

>> No.16186481

>>16186432
>Raiju assassin
>Charges up static during sex and releases it on the guy at orgasm
>makes him come and go at the same time

>> No.16186484

>>16186467
I think that's how that Anon got noogie'd by one in the shower.

>> No.16186492

>>16186484
>Noogie'd by a Raiju

So the Raiju tried to headpat him but failed?

>> No.16186499

>>16186492
She destroyed his electric heater in the process too.

>> No.16186505
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16186505

Phwwhh~

>> No.16186509

>>16186505
>Monster girls that can't whistle

>> No.16186520

>>16186509
I never learned to whistle either, I feel their shame.

>> No.16186525

What is the most dangerous job in MGC?

>> No.16186528

>>16186481
Raiju electricity isn't harmful though.

>> No.16186535

>>16186525
Being a male idol is up there.

>Crazy fangirls will rush you on stage to rape you while security turns a blind eye
>Faceless Tanuki producers

>> No.16186538

>>16186525
Cemetery groundsman.

>> No.16186541

>>16186468
>Raiju moves with you into the countryside of Zipangu, where there is often said to be thunderstorms
>The electricity in the air is palpable, and she gets off to it before fucking you into a dent into the futon
>That is, until one day it's raining and thundering louder than usual, almost to a monsoon-level of storm
>The crash of thunder, and a bolt of lightning strikes the tree in the central garden, making your heart sink
>You liked that tree
>Standing on the grass is a massive Oni, you'd wager at least 8'10
>Her red muscles are defined and massive
>The Oni's face is painted the same ghost-white of the Kabuki theater actors you'd seen in the city, and your Raiju wife is cowering behind you
"M-Mom..."
>Hearing the zap-weasel's voice, the massive ogre walks over to you, the four tomoe engraved drums hanging on her back from a large ring
>Every step has the crackling of lightning and a thunderous BOOM to them, closing the gap effortlessly
"RAISE YOUR HEAD, LITTLE MAN."
>Look up into her amber eyes, right before she lifts you off the porch like a rag doll and to her face
>Gives you a look up and down, smells you, drops you to the floor, dazed and confused
>Beats on one of her drums with her baton, the electricity covering both you and your Raiju with pleasant tingling, that is until it gets intense to a torturous level
>Her hands get what feels like magnetically attracted to your groin and her fertile folds between her legs
"I APPROVE OF THIS UNION. NOW GO, AND MAKE ME SOME GRANDCHILDREN."
>Raiju getting increasingly flustered as the electricity builds up to the point that you go an entire month of not needing to pay any electric bills
>On the count of all that electricity discharging sex you're having. THANKS RAIJIN.

>> No.16186542

>>16186525
Ice Cream man.

>> No.16186544

>>16186353
>Implying she wouldn't just cuddlerape you

The hot chocolate in front of the fire with blankets and nuzzling is for day time

>>16186432
Raijus are the lewdest Zipangu species so they are pretty high up the scale

>See a Raiju masturbating in public
>Think of how much a slut she has to be to do this
>Record it anyway for future fap material
>She notices you
>Get dragged into a dark alley
>Get zapped by her
>Somehow manage to stay conscious after what felt like cumming from your entire body all at once
>She starts crying and hugs you
>She finally found her fated husband
>She forces you to take her virginity
>Officially marry her later that week

>> No.16186546

>>16186509
>You will never have a buck tooth southern holstaurus whistle Dixie through her teeth while giving you a blowjob.

>> No.16186547

>>16186525
Being a virgin

>> No.16186549

>>16186499
I actually managed to fix it, but there is no way in hell I'm taking a bath in burning water ever again. I heard a crackle when I was taking a normal bath and almost dashed off naked. Turns out it was just my dog knocking down some stuff.

>> No.16186552

>>16186528
There was a news story of a teen who died from fapping 42 times in a row. Maybe the Raiju's going for that.

But with the DL/Overlord being what she is, I doubt that will happen. He'd just become an incubus I think.

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>> No.16186559

>>16186525
A beat cop tasked with stopping the Serial Hugger

>> No.16186562

>>16186520
I feel for those who can't whistle some songs. It's a really nice feeling.

>No parrot harpy that whistles along

>> No.16186564

>>16186547
This. I imagine if monster girls ever found out you were a virgin. They would give no mercy. Apart from the pure girls who would be gentle like Unagi Joro and Titania.

>>16186525
>Electrician
On the end of every broken transformer is a horny Raiju
>Lamiaologist
Snake pits.
>Manticore tamer
Do I need to explain?

>> No.16186570

>>16186558
Not nearly Lovecraftian enough of an onee-san.

>> No.16186573

>>16186564
>On the end of every broken transformer is a horny Raiju
>Get a job as electrician thinking you'd have to deal with circuitry and all the stuff you studied
>At the fourth raiju in a row you have to chase off you resign yourself to the fact that you're pretty much a pseudo-paladin hunting raijus at this point

>> No.16186576

>>16186570
I wonder who could tekeli-li behind this post.

>> No.16186580

>>16186576
Did you know that there is a swarm of Shoggies lurking around this time of the day?
Just give them a chance and they might show up.

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>>16186576

>> No.16186585

>>16186564
>This. I imagine if monster girls ever found out you were a virgin. They would give no mercy. Apart from the pure girls who would be gentle like Unagi Joro and Titania.

My plan for 2017 is to lie.

>> No.16186594

>>16186585
They can smell your lies also known as the smell of your semen because you masturbate too much.

>> No.16186595

>>16186525
Shota idol

>> No.16186596

>>16186505
If I see anymore monster girls smoking pipes I will give up and sell myself to a rich ojou-sama

>>16186558
Eldritch abominations make the best onee-sans and that's a fact

>> No.16186599
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>>16186581

>> No.16186605
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>>16186596
Is that so?

>> No.16186607

>>16186525
Trial pilot for Gremlin creations.

>> No.16186608

>>16186594
I shower in the mornings after wanking. My plan is foolproof.

>> No.16186609

>>16186581
Sauce anon?

>> No.16186611

>>16186607
Being a substitute for ballistic gel isn't fun. She better pay a shitload for this job.

>> No.16186615

>>16186605
>hair and fur are different colors
WHORE

>> No.16186617

>>16186594
Actually this got me thinking. Going by canon monsters can smell a man's spirit energy. Which is better, not jerking off or doing it all the time?
Does it work where it becomes more potent when it gathers, and so one who keeps it in and is all backed up can easily be detected and one who empties himself has little stored and so it's hard to detect.
Or does it work the other way around, where releasing it makes it linger on you and you smell of lust and one who refrains smells of nothing?

>> No.16186618

>>16186605
This is it, I can't resist my slutboy urges any longer
I'll be on my way to sell myself to a pipe-smoking snake

Snakes smoke the pipe the best, right?

>> No.16186619

>>16186611
It's not weapons they're testing on you, anon.

>> No.16186621

>>16186615
Not whore, just mixed. Probably she's a kumiho with a kitsune grandmother or something like that.

>> No.16186625

>>16186618
My god, my affinity for this type of thing has led one of my fellow anons to ruination.

>> No.16186626

>>16186594
>This taste... Is the taste of a virgin, Anonymous!

>> No.16186627
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>>16186618
>Snakes smoke the pipe the best, right?
It's between snakes, onis and the mofus.

>> No.16186628

>>16186617
I'm not sure. But I do know that cum rags sell like hot cakes.

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>>16186611
Nah senpai you aren't testing weapons.
Though, robots are still involved.

>> No.16186630

>>16186617
They're not smelling for your SE, they're smelling for the DE of other monsters, which would indicate if you're taken. DE doesn't wash off.
Good luck faking that.

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16186639

>>16186627
Some Liches can, too.

>> No.16186640

>>16186630
DE of other monsters act as a repellent for other MGs. Except Bicorns.

>> No.16186642

>>16186630
I'm sure they can smell SE too. The stronger it is on the crotch region, the best the mate is. Also, SE comes from more than just semen right? So if you get all sweaty they might be on to you too.

The only is is to hit that monster puss and get a bit of DE mixed in so they know you're already taken.

>> No.16186643

>>16186639
>I can smoke all I want, my lungs are dead anyway!

>> No.16186654

>>16186585
>Anon wants to remain a virgin for unspecified reasons
>As it's going to be physically impossible to last a month without getting violently assaulted, he forms a contract with a demon
>In exchange of protection, the demon gets his virginity in a couple years, but anon cares more about not getting assaulted sooner rather than later

>> No.16186657

>>16186654
>Demon comes to claim his cherry
>anon turns her tail into a banana with her newfound Wizard powers
Dohohoho!

>> No.16186659

>>16186643
This is why slutty vampires with pipes are great.

>> No.16186662

>>16186657
>with her
With his*

>> No.16186663

>>16186630
>A monstergirl corners anon
>"Mmmm... You don't get many virgins around these parts, darling."
>he nervously stutters than he's already taken, and that there must be some kind of mistake
>her smile widens as she slightly sniffs the air around him
>"That's funny... why can't I smell anyone on you?"
>Anon goes into all out panic mode, forgetting that nervousness and fear excite monsters
>She gently pushes him against the wall, and with her hot breath teasing his ear whispers
>"You wouldn't be lying to me now, would you?"

>> No.16186666

>>16186596
>We've reached the point where we no longer fear the eldritch truth but embrace it as our onee-sans That we totally don't want to fuck
This timeline gets stranger and stranger as it progresses

>> No.16186669
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16186669

Kakuen had a fun year.

There was a lot of mischief to be had in 2016.

>> No.16186672

>>16186657
>He Alped

Oh man, that Demon is going to be so mad.

>> No.16186675

>>16186663
>Ruining a man's chance at getting wizard powers
This is why we need paladins.

>> No.16186676

>>16186654
>Anon wants to remain a virgin for unspecified reasons
I'm just saying, some people have a fear of physical contact. Monstergirls being real would ramp up lifes difficulty level to nightmare mode for these people.

>> No.16186682

>>16186669
I'm sure the monkey-business will continue.

>> No.16186691

>>16186672
>When the Anon you've been lusting for Alps
HeavyDrinking.png

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>>16186669

>> No.16186694

>>16186676
They will get a shock therapy, just like it would happen to me, having arachnophobia, if a spidergirl raped me.

>> No.16186695

>>16186669
It truly was the year of rape ape. Dicks out for Kauken, because they like that sort of thing you know.

>> No.16186696

>>16186669
But so little art

>> No.16186701

>>16186694
>shock therapy
Of course!
All of the orgasms without actually having to make physical contact!

>> No.16186705

>>16186694
>arachnophobia
I also have this. If 2017 happened I'd either become a complete shut in or marry a random boring monstergirl type out of necessity. Especially if fear turned on Arachnes.

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>>16186696
Assemble the statue, Anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQvzoY9SaQY

>> No.16186708

>>16186694
I wonder how sad would a spider girl would be if you saw her.

>> No.16186712

>>16186707
Those amazonesses are still freaky as fuck. Snatchin' away the kids and whatnot.

>> No.16186715

>>16186705
>if fear turned on Arachnes.

Do MGs think that sex will solve everything?

>> No.16186719

>>16186712
They take their jobs as Temple Guards very seriously.

>> No.16186725

>>16186663
Sounds like a Deep South manticore who "ain't seen no virgins boys around these parts". She's going to rape you over her pick up.

>> No.16186726

>>16186708
Why?

>> No.16186727

>>16186676

I can't stand being touched, it's even gotten me in trouble a couple of times. That being said, I wouldn't necessarily mind a MG touching me.

>> No.16186728

>>16186625
It's ok anon, I was doomed to end like this
You did nothing wrong

>>16186627
If it's a tie then I'll stay with a snake

This one looks a bit too gentle for the manwhore I am but I'd love to spend my days applying lotions to her lower half

>> No.16186732

>>16186726
Wouldn't you find her disgusting and scary? I'm sure she would be sad. She just wants to talk.

>> No.16186733

>>16186727
Monstergirls would probably be the kind of people who lightly touch you constantly. Its a base part of flirting, and as a single man you're going to get a lot of it.
I wouldn't like it either.

>> No.16186745

>>16186732
I find her scary, not disgusting.

She just has to rape me or something until I'm fine with it.

>> No.16186747
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>>16186666
>Spoiler
That's true but we can't stop them for fucking us, would you dare prevent your dear eldritch onee-san from raping you?

And yes this is quite a strange timeline we live in, 2017 is near things will only get stranger

>> No.16186749

>>16186725
I'm gonna give a big scary Manticore a surprise kiss!

>> No.16186750

>>16186745
>She just has to rape me or something until I'm fine with it.

I have a pretty big fear of heights and my waifu can fly. Please god don't let her get the idea of sex dives.

>> No.16186755

>>16186733
You better get used to the constant groping and rubbing on the bus and subway. Along with frequent ass slaps while walking on the pavement.

>> No.16186760

>>16186599
That thread was great.

Season 3 never.

>> No.16186766

>>16186558
whos dat again?

>> No.16186768

>>16186755
Maybe some licking too because of >>16186626

>> No.16186772

>>16186755
They'd make male only carriages if the molestation problem was big enough.

>> No.16186774

>>16186772
>Monstergirls becoming a reality causes the world to become modern day Japan except everyone's fucking breeding

>> No.16186779
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Can Manticores smell fear?

>> No.16186780

>>16186779
All MGs can.
But Manticores get off to it.

>> No.16186784

>>16186772
>implying that human men have rights in the MG world

>> No.16186789

>>16186779
Manticores can smell your boner even before you go hard.

>> No.16186793

>>16186784
The fairer sex needs their rights anon.

>> No.16186795

>>16186733

If an attractive woman touched me I'd be more surprised than anything. It'd definitely take getting used to.

>> No.16186797

>>16186432
Hey, Jabberwocks aren't that lewd. I mean, they're so nice, and they always want to spend time with their little brothers or human boy that they pretend is their little brother. They wouldn't do anything lewd to them right?

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16186800

Have you ever seen a Purple Mantis?
Exactly.

>> No.16186802

>>16186755
>>16186772
>You will never in this world
Kill me now.

>> No.16186803

>>16186779
They can smell, see and taste it

Manticores are fearsome creature

>>16186780
Wrong, the gentle ones cannot

>> No.16186806

>>16186797
>Jabberwocks aren't that lewd
And I'm the king of England.

>> No.16186813

>>16186802
live in this world*

>> No.16186817

>>16186803
Even the gentle ones can.
They just react differently. MGs are masters of reading emotions.

DE is pretty much emotion-magic anyway.

>> No.16186822

>>16186779
I wonder if in the the MG universe. Monster girls attend events where human males are allowed a 20 minute head start inside a forest in which they can hide. Then a single manticore is released to hunt them down.

>> No.16186833

>>16186822
>"I can hear your heartbeat, it is very fast, very intense..."
>"...Ba-bump. Ba-bump. Ba-bump~"

>> No.16186839

>>16186800
Light colored Mantises are the best
I never saw a purple one but I don't care to, what we need is a white one

>>16186817
You're right, it's just weird to think that a cutie like a White Horn could smell your fear just like a violent rapist would

>> No.16186843

>>16186822
They'd probably get complaints.
>so you're telling me I can't even get a boyfriend, but they have a bunch of guys to set lose for one manticore?

>> No.16186850

>>16186833
>"I can smell you. Just come out"
>"I promise to be gentle"

I wonder if they use their tail pussy to probe around small places the poor anon could be hiding like that scene from "War of the worlds"

>> No.16186853

>>16186800
>No white mantis with white hair and delicious brown skin

>> No.16186864

>>16186822
The most dangerous game.

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>>16186853
Upon re-reading this, I fucking realized the guy she ends up wish has scars on his back from all the times they used to have sex when they were younger.

HE LITERALLY COULDN'T GET OFF IF HE DIDN'T FEEL HIS WAIFU'S CLAWS IN HIS BACK.

>> No.16186890

>>16186779
Actually I think so. I could be misremembering but Im pretty sure spirit energy from different people has a different taste. Like the energy of a hot blooded passionate guy would taste different from a laid back person. It's not like most monsters could put that into words, but its a sort of instinct that tells them if someone would make a good husband or not.

>> No.16186892

>>16186886
So?

>> No.16186894

>>16186886
This is my fetish

>> No.16186898

>>16186892
It's incredibly vanilla and heart-warming. To be so in love with your waifu you can't even masturbate without the idea of her holding onto you with her inhuman bits.

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>>16186886
He has amazing taste then

>> No.16186916

>>16186800
Ah. OCs. What wonderful fun.

>> No.16186932

>>16186907
>Your waifu will never claw the shit out of your back nightly
>Mamono mana means it heals fast and leaves no scars
>Still healing when you go to work one morning
>boss slaps you on the back and congratulates you on your proposal being approved
>Day's off to a good start
>Get up to take a piss a half hour later
>Your coworkers start freaking out
>They ask you if you're okay
>Inquire as to why they're asking
>The entire back of your shirt is completely saturated with blood
>"Oh, that. It probably already stopped by now. I should change my shirt though, does anyone have a spare?"
>Coworkers stare at you dumbfounded

>> No.16186962

>>16186886
At least your kids will think your scars are cool. You can even make up some stories about how you got them.

>> No.16186974

Just remember that she was to hug you just as much as you want to hug her. 2017 ain't far away.

>> No.16186975

>>16186974
No she doesn't

>> No.16186978

>>16186974
>Just remember that she was to hug you just as much as you want to hug her.
>2017 starts with an epidemic of broken ribs

>> No.16186989

>>16186975
She thinks you're acting silly.

>> No.16186994

>>16186989
She doesn't exist because no monstergirl would want me

>> No.16187005

>>16186994
So you don't have a waifu? Now that's just silly, you're silly. Everyone has a waifu. Even the people who say they don't. She's your waifu for a reason. It's because you love her and she loves you. You can't doubt it all you want be she loves you.

>> No.16187014

>>16187005
Even if monstergirls are waiting at the other side I'm sure there isn't one waiting for me.

>> No.16187028

>>16185469
You fool, you could turn that new pokeman chicken girl into a cockatrice that's brown or vanilla.

>> No.16187031

>>16187014
Dont pull a depressed anon m8.

I still remember the pain when i said that!

>> No.16187038
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16187038

Playing Titanfall 2 for 13 hours straight with my scary dog!

>> No.16187053

>>16187038
>scary dog
She's not scary! SHE LOOKS LIKE A NERD! And video games aswell?! HA! WHAT A GEEK!

>> No.16187059

>>16187053
Are you a sperg?

>> No.16187061

>>16187031
I'm just saying the truth.

>> No.16187063

>>16187038
Do you think monsters would play those lewd meta games?

>> No.16187070

>>16187059
Don't tell me you're a nerd aswell. I bet you are!

>> No.16187081
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16187081

I want to capture a White Horn with white fur and brown skin!

Regardless if it's bad luck!

>> No.16187087

>>16187081
>White Horn with white fur and brown skin!
I see we share the same wavelength

>> No.16187089
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16187089

>>16187081
Good taste in color scheme.

>> No.16187090

>>16187081
>capture

Good luck with that. You standing outside in the snow until a white horn walks by. But because you're freezing to death a white horn will notice and bring you in. To which she will cuddle you in her warmth all night.

>> No.16187091

>>16187038
I want to sit on a dire Hellhound's lap and introduce her to the RPGs from my youth.

>> No.16187095

>>16187081
>>16187087
>>16187089
Aren't brown skinned girls with light hair/fur slutty?

I mean I still love them regardless but they don't look pure at all

>> No.16187097

>>16187089
Any girl is great when you just add chocolate!

>> No.16187101

>>16186932
>Waifu won't stop biting me
>I won't stop getting heard everytime she does it

>> No.16187102

>>16187095
No, that's brown with multicoloured hair, AKA gyaru's

>> No.16187103

>>16187095
>brown skinned girls
>not pure

Excuse me?

>> No.16187114

>>16187095
Have you ever seen a slutty yeti?

>> No.16187121

>>16187063
Yes. MG's would find a way to make everything lewd

>> No.16187126

>>16187114
I thought Yeti's were so pure that they were incapable of sex and didn't even know what it is. All that is on their mind is the cuddle.

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>>16187095
Brown girls with white hair is almost a trope but they are still the best combo regardless.

More importantly since everyone here are weebs and likely don't understand white deer are considered to have holy powers by native americans and the superstition of shooting one is supremely bad luck for even normal murrican hunters.

We're talking multiple stories of "Guy shot a white deer then died a week later" type of shit existing.

It would be the equivalent of attacking a Unicorn.

>> No.16187137

>>16187102
Maybe I'm mixing up the two
Isn't there a specific term for brown girl/light hair girls who aren't gyarus?

>>16187114
>>16187126
They aren't slutty but hugging a man until he gets a boner and asks for sex isn't what I would call pure

>> No.16187138

>>16187126
Oh you sweet summer child.

>> No.16187139

>>16187126
Sex is just more cuddling to them, they don't have a barrier between warm cuddles and sex

>> No.16187141

>>16187137
>Isn't there a specific term for brown girl/light hair girls who aren't gyarus?
Delicious brown

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>>16187126
Popping a boner while they hug you gives them the impression that it's time to commence a babymaking session.

>> No.16187152

>>16187139
No! Don't lewd cuddles!

>> No.16187154

>>16187152
The yetis already have.

>> No.16187159

>>16187151
>You'll never have gentle cuddlesex with a busty Yeti.
>You'll never see her sweet and loving smile as you cum inside.
Fucking hell.

>> No.16187161

>>16187154
T-They're pure! Don't lie!

>> No.16187163

>>16187159
This is the nightmare we live in, Anon

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16187164

>>16187081
>>16187129
Brown skin + White hair is lovely, makes me want to see what other members of the White Horn MG species look like.

>> No.16187167

>>16187129
The bad luck you'd get for capturing one would probably falling completely in love with her or worst, getting her pregnant on her first time

>>16187164
We need other members of nearly all species, the base designs are so good that they just leave me hungry for more

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16187174

>Displacer Beasts telling sex stories, rating their experiences and individual sessions based on how many 'latches' they managed on their husband
>Meanwhile, their husbands' backs look like a battleground that even the most seasoned Yakuza would envy

>> No.16187176

>>16187161
Pure =/= Chaste anon. They're not slutty but they certainly have healthy sex drives and want to have sex with their beloved.
Nothing purer than love.

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>>16187167
>We need other members of nearly all species, the base designs are so good that they just leave me hungry for more
Damn straight, even fanart that shows one of the girls wearing a different outfit has her actual design 1:1 like the profiles.
Pic-related for example.

Shit really inflames my autism.

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16187187

"Ah. The experiment was a success."

>> No.16187189

>>16187187
Gonna stroke that cool, silky fluff

>> No.16187190

>>16187187
If only her hair was long and fluffy to match her tail.

>> No.16187191

>>16187187
>Lich + Wolfu
A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR?!

>> No.16187192

>>16187191
That is clearly a fox.

>> No.16187194

>>16187190
But that would be too much perfection for any one man to handle.

>> No.16187196
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>>16185400
In these lands, it's rape or be raped, Anon.

>> No.16187202

>>16187196
I want to play with her tail

>> No.16187211

>>16186755
I'm going to wear tight shorts with nothing underneath. Do you think they'll notice

>> No.16187212

>>16187187
>Fluffy tail DLC

>> No.16187221

>>16187211
The Alps will.
They have a sense for those sorts of things.

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>>16187202
There can only be one outcome.

Also, I'll delete this in a bit.

>> No.16187229

>>16187202
I'd like to play with her ears. They look so floppy.

>> No.16187236

>>16187221
Well they aren't going to blackmail me are they?

>> No.16187250

>>16187187
I want to pound that Lich's plump ass and then "accidentally" break her phylactery right before I cum inside.

>> No.16187256

>>16186795
This
>"Uh... What do you think you are doing?"
>"Oh! Sorry, did I offend you? I'm still not used to human customs"
>"I - No, I... Its just never happened before"
>"What? But you're cute!"
>Awkward silence
>"Do you want me to stop?"
>"... No"

>> No.16187257

>>16187229
She might get the wrong idea and ask you out on a date
I'd rather never leave my home than be seen in public with a pig girlfriend

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>>16187250
>that
>plump
Actually, I don't believe we have art of a grandiosely plump Lich butt.
Which is sad provided that in the case it gets drawn, more is done to change up the profile design beyond her bodytype.

>> No.16187270

>>16187263
Sometimes I imagine it's bigger than it is in pictures because that's what I feel Liches deserve.

>> No.16187279

>>16187270
Well if there's a husband between her and her Study Beanbag™, She'l want to maker her rear as plump and cushion-y for his lap as possible.

>> No.16187318
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16187318

What would you get your waifu for Xmas?
Hard mode: No sex

>> No.16187327

>>16187202
SPROINK THE TAIL,
FLOP THE EARS,
HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF HER HORDE,
SEE YOUR WAIFU MOLDED BEFORE YOU

>> No.16187329

>>16186546
Fuck now I'm hard and sad at the same time.
Fuck you anon.

>> No.16187337

>>16187318
Some new video games she's been eyeing for a while.
Then I'd take her out to a local bar and grill for dinner. They've got burgers with fried bacon.

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16187338

>>16187318
Probably Titanfall 2 or spending the holiday skiing at the lodge.

>> No.16187340

>>16187337
>burgers with bacon
>like its a big deal

welcome to 'merica comrade.

>> No.16187341

>>16187279
As long as she makes her breasts equally plump so I can grope them while she works.
And then when she least suspects it, I'll disable her phylactery and start teasing her inverted nipples.

>> No.16187343

>>16187318
I'd let her squid me all day long + I'd buy her some spooky magic stone that she can use for her corruption shenanigans

>> No.16187346
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16187346

>>16187318
seems fitting for a minotaur, gonna give it to her in a red gag too

>> No.16187348

>>16187340
Fried bacon anon. There's a difference.
And the fries there are pretty great.
Shame I can't tell you the name of the place since it would actually give away where I live.

>> No.16187349

>>16187337
>Not making her homemade burgers with the best ingredient, your love

>> No.16187350
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16187350

Hello, Anon.

I haven't heard back from you in a while, and I'm getting a little concerned. Maybe I was thinking a little too far forward with my original offer, and made you a little suspicious. Rest assured, I always honor my word, and I patiently await your response.

In the meantime, I would like to bring to your attention some information I had gathered about your current financial situation.

It appears that you have taken a smaller 100-thousand MON loan from a financial office in the Undead Sector. I know you have no means of paying such a loan back, so I can only assume that you have cut some filthy, degrading, under-the-table method of payment.

Quite frankly, I am insulted by your decision. I had gone out of my way to arrange our deal, and you chose some depraved, rotting bint over me? You could've at least wrote me back! I would have loved to cooperate with you.

Personal feelings aside, I would like to point out that what you are doing is highly illegal. I would certainly hope that you haven't conducted any business with her by the time you receive this letter.

I have many eyes, Mr. Anon. They are everywhere, and always watching you. I only need to make one call, and you will spend the rest of your life rotting in a cell.

I look forward to seeing you!

-S. TANUKI, CEO

>> No.16187351

>>16187346
*bag

>> No.16187355

>>16187318
What better to get a dragon than a crown?

I mean a fully gold, gem encrusted crown with diamonds on the top.

>> No.16187358

>>16187318
Uh... the dead don't really want for much. Maybe I'l go out and buy some stuff so I can present her with her old suit of armor, sword and shield, cleaned up and polished and shining and completely funsional again.

Or maybe I could buy some strings and some stuff to repair that ancient lute she has in her room.

In terms of sentimental stuff she has more then enough collected over the centuries, so instead of something new, it would probably mean more to her if I brought something old back to life, like I did her.

>> No.16187363

>>16187349
Anon, when you give a girl a gift you do something for her that you don't do every day already. In this case, go out to eat, come home to have Apple Pie for dessert, then cuddle up and play video games for the rest of the evening before tying yourself to the bed and letting her ravage you for the rest of the night.

>> No.16187365

>>16187350
You're cute when you're jealous.

-Anon

I wonder how she'd react upon learning that I got that loan from my adoptive Wight mother?

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16187371

>>16187318
I want to make a white haired Christmas-y Gremlin cosplay as pic-related.

>> No.16187373

>>16187318
Matching nooses for both of us.

>> No.16187388

>>16187187
First the Holst Lich
Now the Fox Lich

We need more Lich types!

>> No.16187402

>>16187388
>take MG
>remove: body heat, emotion, color
Ta-da.

>> No.16187407

>>16187318
A child

>> No.16187411

>>16187402
If you had an imagination, there's a lot more you can do to Undead something.

>> No.16187414

>>16187350
Tanukis are scary

>> No.16187420

>>16187411
Well you'll have to forgive me if I'm not seeing it with these lich derivatives.

>> No.16187422

>>16187420
>Well you'll have to forgive me if I'm not seeing it with these lich derivatives.
I know that feeling.

>> No.16187433

>>16187318
I really don't know. I was thinking a sword or a shiny acessory, but she already has a bunch of that. Sex we have everyday, so yeah.
I'll cook her favorite food, get her favorite movie and music and stuff like that. Hopefully I can give her the best day of her life and maybe I'll think about a nice present.

>> No.16187435

>>16187256
Oh god I'd fall to flattery and flirtation so fast it'd be ugly

>> No.16187443

>>16187435
I have a bad habit of playing along with things like that until the end where I back off. I think it would be a really fast bad end for me.

>> No.16187447
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16187447

Yandere Oni

>> No.16187451

>>16187318
A daugheru

>> No.16187465
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16187465

>>16187447
I dig it.

>> No.16187471

>>16187447
>>16187465
I will teach them the magic of sharing.

>> No.16187473

>>16187435
I'd be putty in some Ojou-sama's hands faster than you could call me a slut.

>> No.16187474

>>16187447
>She'll shatter your pelvis if she catches you talking to another girl

Does a human pelvis grow back?

>> No.16187481

>>16187447
Knowing KC, if she stabs you with that knife the worst that's going to happen is you get an irrepressible boner and a single-minded desire to rape the oni who stabbed you. Also, the knife is going to gain sentience and turn into a knife-related monster girl who's going to seek a human male of her own.

Violence is tuned down to such an absurd degree in MGE-verse it's gone past the point of suspension of disbelief.

>> No.16187484

>>16187435
I always wonder what it would be like if I got put in the MGE world. I pictured myself running from monsters and taking refuge in some church of the fallen goddess and realized a dark priestess could do just about anything to me with a bit of physical contact and some flattery.

>> No.16187491

>>16187481
>Be lumberjack
>Head out inawoods to chop some trees
>Swing mighty axe into a trunk
>"Ahn~"
>Wtf
>Look at axe
>Realize you grabbed the demon silver one by mistake
>Now the tree and axe are turning into mamono
>Get raped by both

>> No.16187494

>>16187481
Anon it's porn. Of course death and violence are going to be heavily de-emphasized. I mean I'm sure if you pushed KC he'd admit that yeah monsters killing humans and humans killing monsters happens somewhere out there, but it's never going to get major focus because those things are decidedly unsexy.

>> No.16187495

>>16187481
So the knife is made out of demon realm silver?

>> No.16187501

>>16187491
>Be lumberjack
>Looking for a bush to relieve yourself
>Pull mighty cock out of your pockets
>"AAAH!"
>Wtf
>Look at bush
>Realize you're peeing on a shortstack dryad

>> No.16187502

>>16187501
eew

>> No.16187510

>Another long day at work.
>No tanuki wife to come home to who'd be in a huff at me being late

At least I get to watch a hockey game with the family but man, I'd love to come back to a shortstack tanuki.

>> No.16187518

>>16187510
I wish I were able to go to movies with my waifu and my daughteru instead of just going alone.

>> No.16187527

>>16187518
What movie would you take them to see?

>> No.16187528

>>16187518
That would be nice, although going to the movies alone would run the risk of some monster girl trying to suck you off in the dark.

>> No.16187531

>>16187518
>going to movies alone
What's the point? Movie theaters are disgusting and uncomfortable enough WITH the social excuses. Not worth being able to see a movie a few weeks early imho.

>> No.16187532

>>16187528
I'd let it happen

>> No.16187544

>>16187527
All the movies anon, I love movies. Most recently though, Dr. Strange. Both my daughteru and my waifu would love the special effects!

>>16187528
Not that kind of movie anon.

>>16187531
Movie theaters don't bug me as much as the people who I'd ever go to movies with. Going alone is the comfiest option, though if my waifu and daughteru were with me that would be comfier.

>> No.16187547

>>16187532
Would you?
Even if you really couldn't see who's doing it?

>> No.16187549
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16187549

I need pictures! Pictures of angry MGs!

>> No.16187554

>>16187544
Are you telling me that a monster girl wouldn't try and suck you off during Doctor Strange?

I'm sure that a lot of nerdy MGs would suck your Sorcerer Supreme at the shot at a boyfriend/toy.

>> No.16187558

>>16187547
I'd be nervous that it might be a species I hate but I'm also to wimpy to make a fuss about it. Besides I can orgasm without making even a bit of noise so theres that.

>> No.16187559

>>16187532
If you never come back, should I tell your mother you're sorry?

>> No.16187563

>>16187554
I kinda doubt most of the nerdy types would be that forward, even if they are MGs.

>> No.16187564

>>16187554
Anon if monstergirls were actually real I'd never go to movies or out in public in general until after I met my waifu.

>> No.16187583

>>16187558
>Let MG blow you during a movie, doing your best to hope its not a sith.
She goes back to her seat and, when the movie ends, you find a small ushi with glasses and a sweater waving at you.

>>16187563
I dunno, this would be their shot at a guy and you never know, some nerdy types may be confident enough to go for you.

>> No.16187587

>>16187564
They'd probably have excellent matchmaking services though.
Go in for an interview with a nice hakutaku lady who can figure out your ideal partner.

>> No.16187591

>>16187564
But what if thats where you'd meet your waifu and you don't know it?

>> No.16187593

>>16187583
>small shy ushi
so an abomination then? I suppose there are worse things to get molested by

>> No.16187597

>>16187558
Wait I just realized, you don't think monsters would take it as a challenge if I kept quite do you?

>> No.16187600

>>16187593
She's only shy in the sense that she doesn't approach you when the lights are on.
Now though....

>> No.16187601

>>16187591
I highly doubt my waifu would be sucking off some stranger in a theater.
Just sayin.

>> No.16187602

>>16187549
JESUS FUCK THAT SCARED ME!

What Monster girl would Galko be?

>> No.16187608

>>16187547
>Watching a movie in MGC
>It gets to the romance scene between the lead and her love interest.
>Since this is MGC it's pretty much straight up porn.
>Suddenly feel something wet around your dick and realize that's someone's sucking you off.
>Before you can resist, you feel the wetness leave your cock and a seductive voice tells you "just let it happen."
>Spend the entire scene getting sucked off by an unseen monstergirl.
>She lets you cum when the scene ends, and gulps it all down.
>You finally get to look down and see a regal looking curvy Wight on her knees licking leftover cum off her lips.
>She looks up at you, winks and says "Thanks for the drink handsome~"
>When you leave the theater you find a butler application in your backpack.
Would you take her up on it?

>> No.16187610

>>16187601
You never know.

She may have been stalking you long enough to build up the courage to blow you.

>> No.16187611

>>16187600
She'd better take responsibility for that

>> No.16187612

>>16187494
They say light shines brightest in the dark. I understand that the main focus of this series is porn, but the writing can benefit from throwing in a handful of sinister consequences like your possessive monster girl waifu soliciting your attention with a little too much zeal than what you're comfortable with, and with actual violence that doesn't involve sexual voodoo with mamono energy. Sweet-saccharine romance between a monster girl and her human male pet 100% of the time is going to wear down on you after a while, but maybe it's just me. A little variety in atmosphere as a spice wouldn't hurt.

>>16187491
>>16187501
If you take a moment to deconstruct MGE-verse, it actually paints a horror-esque setting where no matter where you go, you're always surrounded by monster girls. Say you've decided to adopt a life of a hermit after being beleaguered by a life of sexual harassment from monster girls around you. You arrive at a remote mountain with far distance from human civilization, and take your first steps to settle down in a life of solitary comfort. That's when you find that the trees are actually dryads, chirping birds are harpies, and half the personal belongings you brought with you in a rucksack are so saturated with mamono energy they turn into monster girls. They all want a piece of you, and you're left with no means of egress. I don't know about you all, but if I were that guy, I'd be terrified.

>> No.16187615

>>16187602
She'd be a succubus, obviously.
However, she'd still be virgin and would be adorable during her first time.

>> No.16187621

>>16187610
I thought we were talking random theater-goers who jumped at the opportunity for dick, not "girl who has actually been keeping tabs on me for god knows how long."

>> No.16187622

>>16187608
>Would you take her up on it?
No, being a butler is shit.

>> No.16187626

>>16187611
Oh, she will.
The slight stammer and blush is only there to destract you from the insane strength she has when almost dragging you someone to eat.
Don't make fun of her height. She's very self-conscious about it and may try to engage in the eons old ushi tradition of pelvis shattering.

>> No.16187629

>>16187612
>if I were that guy
Good thing I'm not that guy, I actually want a waifu.

>> No.16187630

>>16187608
Yes. Though I find something suspicious about that wight. Shouldn't she have her own personal theater or something?
>>16187602
Troll. Mostly non lewd, perfect housewife.

>> No.16187636

>>16187621
Well, in that case, just move the stalking to beginning after you leave the theater.

>>16187608
Maybe.
I enjoy my Network Engineer job quite a bit.

>> No.16187640

>>16187612
>where no matter where you go
It only seems like that because the encyclopedia (obviously) focuses on the monsters.
KC has gone on record saying the ratio of humans to monsters is 10:1. This is on top of the fact that, for the most part, MGs and humans are segregated into their own lands.

Your average peasant joe in the setting may never see an MG.

>> No.16187648
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16187648

How warm are Arachne silk shirts?

The Ushi can shoot thread too, but for capturing men to rape them later.

>> No.16187651

>>16187636
I'm still not accepting a stealth BJ from someone I don't even know.

>> No.16187652

>>16187612
I don't disagree that MGE is inevitably a happy horror land of mindrape and painted smiles, but you also have to remember that monsters are only nine percent of the population of that world. It's enough where the vast majority of humans go their whole lives without even seeing a monster.

Though that is another horror of its own sort, a world where those people don't even realize their god has been overthrown and no matter how many of them there are or how hard they fight, regular humans are on their way to extinction just like regular elves and dwarves. Only the incubi will remain as testement to what was the human race.

>> No.16187655

>>16187587
Actually meeting a monster though online games or something similar sounds nice

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>>16187187
I really wish sub would draw more of those fluffy snakes

>> No.16187662

>>16187658
>Yetis and foxes hate her!

>> No.16187665

>>16187648
Silk is know for comfyness and ability to breath. It's literally the most famous cloth for keeping cool in the summer. It's anti-warm.

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>>16187651
So you'd never visit the MG charity glory hole?

There's starving mana hungry girls in there and you don't even have a waifu, not giving them what they need...the only monster here is you anon!

Also have this Undead grill.

>> No.16187669

>>16187651
Don't worry, you can get to know her afterwards

>> No.16187670

>>16187630
Tell me anon, have you ever felt like someone was watching you when you were all alone in your room?
Ojou-samas are surprisingly good stalkers.
Don't be surprised if you find a shrine full of pictures of you somewhere in her house.

>> No.16187672

>>16187662
Wht would internet ads be like with monter girls?

>Secret Italian Super Cheshire

>> No.16187674

>>16187668
Glory holes are for degenerate subhumans.

>> No.16187675

>>16187612
Well I agree, it's also pretty clear that KC has found a niche and isn't leaving it any time soon.

>> No.16187677

>>16187665
Ah. I'll stick to Weresheep wool sweaters then.

>> No.16187678

>>16187648
>Your Jorougumo wife will never make you a winter coat with her thread when you mention your old one is worn out
>7 layers but still thin and insulated, it's the warmest thing you've ever worn
>She makes you some gloves, socks, thermals and a hat to go with it
>End up getting sent home from work due to heat exhaustion in January

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>>16187630
>Yes. Though I find something suspicious about that wight. Shouldn't she have her own personal theater or something?
Perhaps she's an incredibly lonely CC? That, and >>16187670

>> No.16187683

>>16187674
>For charity

Truly you are a monster anon.

You deserve to Alp!

>> No.16187685

>>16187648
Arachne silk shirts are absolute top tier quality and comfyness, if you want warmth get some cotton from a sheepfruit

If you asked your Ushi-Oni nicely I'm sure she could manage to make you a nice thick sweatshirt, maybe it'd be a bit itchy though

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>>16187263

>> No.16187686

>>16187318
I got some serious Harley Quinn vibes from that.

>> No.16187699

>>16187683
I bet this "charity" isn't even a real charity.

I bet it's just a bunch of dumb sluts that want to get mana the easy way.

>> No.16187702

>>16187670
I hope not. I do things I wouldn't want a wight seeing when im alone in my room.

>> No.16187705

>>16187687
Fucking hell, I had that image in my Lich folder but I didn't notice and post it when I should have.
Butt could be plumper.

>> No.16187709

>>16187318
I want to 'un-wrap' my Christmas Gremlin!

>> No.16187715

>>16186886

Yeah I can't get off unless Cheshire senpai rakes her claws against my back either.

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>>16187699
The easy way would be to rape men though.

Don't make those poor MGs who don't want to turn to a life of crime be forced into it anon!

Give to charity!

>> No.16187717

>>16187668
>starving mana hungry girls
So in MG land the sperm bank and food bank are the same thing?

>> No.16187722

>>16187702
Better pack away your crusader chainmail and morning star, anon. Your days of purging the wicked are nigh.

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>>16187686
>You will never have a Joker/Harley Quinn relationship with a Gremlin.
>While you scheme to beat Super Wurm, she's constantly flirting with you and calling you 'Puddin' and 'Mr. A'
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZzwXTeGdSw

>> No.16187731

>>16187722
Anon you may want to Google what nigh means.

>> No.16187734

>>16187723
>You will never have a Joker/Harley Quinn relationship with a Gremlin.
I don't want to be a total prick to my Gremlin.

>> No.16187735

>>16187668
>>16187717
No the real MG soup kitchen is where humans voluntarily get milked by golems. Those things can make this weird SE paste. It feeds but tastes kinda bland. The glory hole is a trap by girls who mislead tourists into becoming addicted to a monsters mouth.

>> No.16187737

>>16187717
Instead of government-issued food stamps, they have their semen stamps, which I don't need to mention sound way more alliterative.

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>>16187722
>Your days of purging the wicked are nigh.

Aw, yeah. Time for an adventure with Sir Chickenfoot and Sir High Five.

>> No.16187746

>>16187734
But she's short, annoying and you can nibble her ears!

Very bully-able.

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16187750

I wish I could stop shitposting and write for you all. But the pull is too strong.

>> No.16187755

>>16187679
She's around your age anon. And she's been in love with you since she first saw you at kindergarten.

>>16187702
Oh but she's been watching you anon. Especially when you're naked. She likes what she sees.

>> No.16187762

>>16187750
git gud nigga

>> No.16187763

>>16187750
Bummer, man.

>> No.16187773

>>16187755
>older woman
>far out of my league
>long standing love
She'd have me wrapped around her finger in a matter of hours.

>> No.16187781

>>16187716
No thanks. I will do no such thing.

I would barely tolerate monster girls.

>> No.16187783

>>16187773
Anon, she's only a year older than you.
And once you find her shrine to you, you're going to be fucking her for the majority of the day, every day.

>> No.16187790

>>16187735
>Also, there are some medicines made from spirit energy for nutritional supplement. But for the reason described above, it seems that it's not something that tastes very good to them at all.
Well I'll be damned. Monster girl soup kitchens could indeed exist without just lining up a set of human boys.

>> No.16187801
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16187801

Shortstack Automatons wearing panties.

>> No.16187805

>>16187790
SE is best when taken straight from the tap after all. Semen, saliva, blood or sweat works.

>> No.16187809

>>16187750
Write about Shoggoth doing something other than maid stuff.

>> No.16187828

>>16187716
id rather help reform cc mg convicts

>> No.16187841

Post forgotten facts
If an ushi oni bleeds on a girl she turns into an ushi herself

>> No.16187847

>>16187841
Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets

>> No.16187853

>>16187841
Mindflayers are perfectly fine with squid sex in public, but they are wildly embarrassed to be seen doing lewd things while husband is in human form.

>> No.16187855

>>16187847
A broken Automaton is right twice a day.

>> No.16187860

>>16187855
A rolling golem gathers no moss.

>> No.16187861
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>>16187763

>> No.16187866

>>16187860
A Harpy in the hand, is worth two in the bush.

>> No.16187867

>>16187841
As Queen Slimes intelligence continues to increase, the number of divisions increases, and even those with no specific duties will appear such as division resembling the man's elder and younger sisters

>> No.16187871
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16187871

I have the perfect business idea. I'll start a Rent-a-Kiki company and rent out Kiki's to people on a short temporary basis! They'll just clean the place out once and then go elsewhere, seeing a new owner every cleaning job!

What could possibly go wrong?

>> No.16187873

>>16187841
Pot Devils are a monstergirl

>> No.16187878

>>16187841
You get raped by a sphinx no matter what you answer. Answer wrong and magic gets cast on you to make you super horny, answer right and the same magic gets cast on her and she goes nuts.

>> No.16187885
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>>16187871
>What could possibly go wrong?

>> No.16187889

>>16187841
Vanilla Lamias have an enchanting voice

>> No.16187896

>>16187885
If I'm already married I'm safe.

Unless I have a son.

>> No.16187898

>>16187885
Honestly if I found my kiki on me with that expression she wouldn't even need the knife.

>> No.16187908

>>16187841
Pharaohs were normal humans once so they're friendly to other humans too. She hates the Order though.

>> No.16187910

>>16187809
>Shoggothes doing other stuff
Like becoming the elder sister to the first man?

>> No.16187915
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>>16187885
How would that be a problem? The Kiki's wouldn't be seeing me that much. I'll just be giving them their new assignments and a pat on the shoulder for the job well done.

>> No.16187921

>>16187841
An Anubis will put a curse on you if you don't follow her orders or schedule. It makes you extra horny.

Also you can turn a workaholic Anubis into a slutty one by surprise sex.

>> No.16187925

>>16186766
Chiyo from Ane Naru Mono.

>> No.16187927

>>16187885
>Mastah is going to get me pregnant, and we'll get married and have lots of children! We'll be happy forever and ever!

>> No.16187929

>>16187841
tentacles will sometimes still assault human couples and force the pair to fuck

>> No.16187933

>>16187915

>shiny
>not a lazily done vomit-inducing lime green.

Immersion ruined.

>> No.16187934

>>16187910
Im missing a reference here, but Shog elder sisters sound interesting.

>> No.16187942
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>>16187933
Feel free to select the Kiki you prefer.

>> No.16187943

>>16187841

I'm gay.

>> No.16187944

>>16187942
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-KIKI!

>> No.16187946
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16187946

>>16187871
I want a Cat Meido! With great big fat cat tats!

>> No.16187948

>>16187841
Dark Elves were already lewd before the whole Demon Lord thing.

They're really the most depraved creature there is.

>> No.16187951

>>16187942

The one you originally posted is good. Too good.

>> No.16187954

>>16187896
What if she has a seduction fetish and wants to be the better woman?

>> No.16187955

>>16187948
Same with Succubi. They rape men since forever.

In fact, other MGs look up to Succubi when it comes to how a monster girl should behave during the current Demon Lord/Overlord.

>> No.16187958

>>16187933
Hey just like in tf2! Heh...shit.

>> No.16187961

>>16187955
And they look down to Imps, because they're short and silly.

>> No.16187963

>>16187954
Is reverse NTR acceptable here? Like some shmuck is in a loveless marriage and some monster comes along and steals him away.

>> No.16187970

>>16187963
Pretty sure the preferred solution for an MG would be to monsterize the woman, which results in an attitude change.

>> No.16187977

>>16187963
In MGE she'd be turned into a monster and they'd have lots of sex.

>> No.16187980

>>16187841
Alot of species actually exist in two or three forms, a normal form and a corrupted form. For instance there are elves who are totally normal elves, and then elves out of the profile who have been tainted with demonic energy who are technically different species. This is the same with angels, profile angels, and dark angles. It works similar for elementals.

>> No.16187982

>>16187963
Well I like it.

>> No.16188001
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Fuzz

>> No.16188002

>>16187963
NTR is never okay to me.

Didn't KC say that she will get monsterized and go find her husband?

>> No.16188007

>>16187963
By default the girl turns into a monster. But if thats what you're into it can be replicated by doppelganger fruit.

>> No.16188012

>>16187841
Skeletons are another species, besides the Alp, that can be created from human males.

>> No.16188016

>>16188001
Crabman going full tarantula?

>> No.16188018
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>>16188001
The strongest!

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>>16187828
But anon, didn't anyone tell you about MGC Prison?

It's a revolving door MGs go in, see their Mind Flayer case worker, and are already walking out the door clean civilized individuals before the door is even done revolving.

Except Super Villains, they get MGC Asylum, a consequence born from The Jokester corrupting a Mindflayer into his sidekick from her trying to fix his madness.

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>>16187871
>tfw you remember the original story behind that image

>> No.16188029

>>16188018
The best and the cuddliest.

>> No.16188031
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http://pastebin.com/NLHdPuR5

Weekly Fallen Brides translation update. It's a bit short (2,000 words) because there's not enough left in Koyoi's chapter for next week otherwise, and I don't have time to finish it today. As usual, you can read it with more formatting on the blog (link in the Pastebin).

Next week's update will finish Koyoi's chapter. After that I will take a week off while I prepare an ebook of all of Fallen Brides so far and work on samples for the next poll.

The poll to decide what I translate next will have 3 options. One will be the World Guide II short that lost the last poll; one will be another Fallen Brides chapter; one will be from another book. Options for that last one include The Imperator Doesn't Sleep, the two Diaries of the Age of Monster Love, (chapters for slime, selkie, tanuki, holstaur, etc.) and After School Alice Tale.

Let me know if you have any specific requests, although I can't promise I'll take them.

>> No.16188034

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=60104406

Remember that game by exet that came out last Comiket? They're making another one.

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>>16188018
What is this Drawfag doing now anyways.

>> No.16188041

>>16188034
>remember that game that came out last comiket

No?

>> No.16188043

>>16188031

Thanks man, always looking forward to your updates.

As for votes, if you actually give a choice of which Fallen Bride next, my vote is gonna go to Merse immediately

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>>16188034
I want the jub

>> No.16188052

>>16188034
I remember that otherside was doing a perfectly good translation that got stopped
I really like the MGE brand of corruption, i wish they would hurry with that translation.

>> No.16188054 [SPOILER] 
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>>16187934
Basically, what's been alluded to in At The Mountains of Madness by H.P. Lovecraft is that the Elder Things created humanity as a sort of servitor race. Keep in mind that they already had Shoggothes, which were amorphous masses of constantly shifting organs and somesuch as the constructors and beasts of burden.

The Elder Things did not like Cthulhu and R'lyeh whatsoever, and there was a huge war. So the basic idea is that while Shoggothes find humanity's inability to shift their bio-mass they find it kind of endearing. In an "Elder sister and younger brother" sort of way. Keep in mind they all come from Ubbo-Sathla, which is constantly shitting out single-celled organisms like a giant, foetid Queen Slime.

In other words I'm a faggot and you should just learn not to ask. Don't worry, the pic will be deleted.

>> No.16188056

>>16187658
Sorry anon. I dunno if you're the one who has been sending the asks but fluffy sneks are kind of on the backburner right now.

I'll still draw them tho, just not sure when

>> No.16188058

>tfw taking blood pressure medication before I'm even 30
Would a Vampire like me? I'd be like one of those gushers fruit snacks, she'd bite into my neck and my blood would explode into her mouth.

>> No.16188067

>>16188052
I would also like to know what they're doing with that translation. Based on my experience doing the screenshot LP, a competent professional could get through all the text in a week, and putting it into the game after that can't be that difficult for someone who has all the dev files.

>>16188043
You can absolutely make requests for which Fallen Brides chapter will be on the poll. I am, however, planning to save Deruella's for last.

>> No.16188071

>>16188056
take your time, i can wait

>> No.16188074

>>16187350
I can take loans from whoever I want.

>> No.16188082

>>16188058
I like when vampires are in tune with the vascular system.
They can hear your heartbeat, and know the difference between an anxious beat and an excited one.
Or just warn you about arrhythmia concerns.

>> No.16188083

Here's another caption translation, this one being rather overdue.
Honestly I lost all motivation to translate these after everyone took my guesswork about Atlantis-Nacho way too seriously, but here I am translating, anyway.
At any rate, the next in line is Liliraune:

http://i.imgur.com/a2Dl2by.jpg

>リリラウネに捕えられた男性は,この様に彼女達二人の間が定位置となり,2つの肉の花弁に包まれて過ごす事となるのである。
"A man caught by a Liliraune, like this, will be placed between the pair of girls, and will spend his time being buried between two fleshy petals."

Not much to say about this one. Guy gets caught and then he's smothered between two plant-chicks.
It's a comforting thought, I suppose. Especially if they're real soft and squishy.

>> No.16188087

>>16188083
>that face
must have allergies

>> No.16188101

>>16188083
Living the dream

>> No.16188109
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Everyday I dont wakeup next to a lamia is another day of suffering

>> No.16188118

>>16188109
Yup, that's exactly why I try to not look at that pic too much.

>> No.16188124

>>16188067
It might be on the business end. Figuring out how releasing it overseas works. KC doesn't strike me as the business savvy sort of guy.

>> No.16188128

>>16188109
Sneks with scale covered butts are the worst. Thankfully MGE Sneks likely have butts that resemble Alices.

>> No.16188139

>>16188109
It really sucks waking up and not having a monster girl cuddling my body.
Sometimes I wish I could get stuck in a dream.

>> No.16188155

>>16188139
>Sometimes I wish I could get stuck in a dream.

Well you know, when anons say they want to die, it's usually more than simply dying. Sadly no dice, we can only reee.

>> No.16188183

>>16188155
We can only reeeeest in peace.

And remember Anons, everytime you think about dying your waifu gets sad.

>> No.16188223

>>16188031
Nice, I just caught up to last week's update too
Can't wait to read how she is going to sprout all these tails
Thank you as usual

>>16188067
>I am, however, planning to save Deruella's for last.
Saving the best for last is always the right choice
She also has a "final boss" aura to her so it only makes sense to have her last
Still, that doesn't quench my desire to know more about best Lilim

>> No.16188224
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You won't fight the hive will you anon?

I mean they captured you fair and square. Probably.

Just become one with the hive, like a hive mind. You'll never have to worry about anything ever again...

>> No.16188255

>>16188224
No, I don't like bee girls. I would tell the whole hive to buz off.

>> No.16188257

>>16188224
Look at the size of that abdomen! Bee queen gonna get all the little workers pumped into her.

>> No.16188270

>>16188224
Better bees than hornets, I guess.

>> No.16188275

>>16188083
Forget about it, that wasn't a big deal anyway

>Liliraune caption
Good girl, I don't particularly like her but she is a plant and all plants are love

Thanks for still translating these, so fruit sheep is next? I feel like you've already done it

>> No.16188281

>>16188224
I am one hundred percent okay with bee girls because they still have human feet.

>> No.16188292

>>16188224
Yes my queen.
My purpose in life is to breed.

>> No.16188301 [SPOILER] 
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pussycats

>> No.16188323

>>16188301
>fat feline fanny in jeans
YES

>> No.16188325

>>16186747
Who is the artist of this? can I have a sauce?

>> No.16188346
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>>16188325
Got it from twitter: https://twitter.com/s_sbhr27/status/803600064677449728

Also found this cute Roper cheerleader

>> No.16188350
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>>16187038
I still like the idea of nerdhound being a Hellhound who's nerdy, but doesn't LOOK nerdy. Like a big, strong dire hellhound, with a well toned body, completely "Normal" looking, she catches you playing Pokemon one day, and starts telling you about the stats of her Pokemon, before going off on how many times shes played Dark Souls.
"What rings you got, bitch?"

>> No.16188360

>>16188350
And if you tell her how cute she is when she gets excited over things like that, she'll blush and then shove you on the bed and ride you senseless.

>> No.16188365

>>16188346
thanks a bunch, anon

>> No.16188372

>>16188350
>tfw OniTengus been playing Pogeymans and hasn't drawn monstergirl tiddies in two weeks

>> No.16188381

>>16188372
The guy needs a rest or else he will only be able to draw tits, nothing else.

>> No.16188423

>>16188224
Doesn't sound like I have much of a choice.
I'd probably be alright with it, though. Honey Bees are nice.

>> No.16188437
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>>16188224
>frfr
Fuck that noise.

>> No.16188549
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16188549

26 days until Christmas.

>> No.16188551

>>16188350
I'd love nerdy monster girls like that.

A big, buff minotaur asking me what RPGs I play would be heaven in a chocolate package.

>> No.16188575
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What song would you use for your first dance at your wedding with your waifu?
>I just want to dance with my Hellhound waifu to this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNQNxskJES8

>> No.16188580
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>>16188549
>Well? Aren't you going to unwrap your present?
>Because I'm dying to open mine.~
How many monsters would pull some variation of this?

>> No.16188584 [DELETED] 

>>16188551
>minotaur
Anon please, at least got someone who won't leave you as soon as she can

>> No.16188588 [DELETED] 

>>16188584
What you talking about anon?

>> No.16188594 [DELETED] 

>>16188588
>He doesn't know

>> No.16188595 [DELETED] 

>>16188588
He's shitposting for (you)s. Report and ignore.

>> No.16188600 [DELETED] 

>>16188588
new shitpost meme faggots who never actually read the lore took a mistranslation at face value

>> No.16188601 [DELETED] 

>>16188588
SS mis-translated minotaurs and implied that they leave their husbands. Now there's a group of shitlords posting mino and holst hate like it's the fucking gospel.

>> No.16188603

>>16188551
>You recently signed up for your school's pen and paper club because you figure you might have some fun and actually get to interact with friendly people for once.
>The first meeting is tomorrow and you still haven't finished making your character sheet.
>"Hey there scrawny, whatcha working on there?"
>You turn around and are met with a set of abs that would make an Oni ashamed of herself.
>Looking up you see a set of horns and heaving tits that confirms that you're talking to a Minotaur.
>She looks like she could be the ace of every single school sports team.
>Her rough and tumble Dixie accent does nothing to make her less intimidating.
>"Oh? Issat what I think it is?"
>Oh god she's spotted your character sheet. This is it anon, prepare to be bullied.
>"Are you tryin' to make a Wisdom Sorcerer anon? No no no, that'll never work! You want to put your points into Charisma with Sorcs. Lemme show you."
>To your surprise she sits down next to you and helps you put together a surprisingly effective looking character.
>Amazingly she does all the math in her head too.
>Turns out she's a member of the club too, plays a Bard.
>You didn't understand why the DM put up with her absurd min/maxing until you heard her actually sing a completely improvised Bardic Tune that sent shivers down your spine.
>You might be in love.

>> No.16188605 [DELETED] 

>>16188594
>>16188595
>>16188600
>>16188601
t. mad minofags

>> No.16188610 [DELETED] 

>>16188595
Ah, Ok.

I thought I'd missed something when I was gone during the day.


Regardless, I want to plunder the Minotaurs labyrinth a custom designed dungeon she made.

>>16188600
>>16188601
Ah, seems I did.

Dammit SS, you had one job.

>>16188603
>She doesn't know about the alternate bloodline
I'll forgive her this once.

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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.16188615

>>16188610
Would Minotaurs be fans of Dungeon Keeper? And I mean the good one, not that abortion of a cash grab EA put out.

>> No.16188616

>>16188615
She's Horny

Short for the Horned Reaper

She's chums with the Dungeon Keeper

>> No.16188619

>>16188615
I imagine she would.

Regardless, I'd Master her Dungeon, if you know what I mean.
I'd also be her GM but I don't play favorites.

>> No.16188620
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>>16188575
I would want my Hellhound waifu to sing this to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LvEj01NBmQ

>> No.16188628

>They STILL haven't removed all that monsterboy shitposting at the start of the thread

>>16188575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z685yB9_KbE

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>>16188575
This song, without a doubt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOG3eus4ZSo

>> No.16188633
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16188633

Krampus mg in 26 days famalam.

>> No.16188634

>>16188580
Almost all of them. Jokes on them though, because its way more fun to play with them while their still wrapped up.

>> No.16188636
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>>16188549
Soon.
>>16188575
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1Lxuhk6fAk
honorable mention;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejyKrdWpn6s
I really haven't put a lot of thought into this, I just like these songs a bit that came to mind right now. I'd need a lot more time to actually make a good decision.

>> No.16188641

>>16188631
Anubis Boss-chan is pretty lewd looking in that dress.

If only I could tell her how she needs to stop calling IT and actually try rebooting her computer for once to try and fix something.

>> No.16188655

>>16188631
>Tall
>Thick thighs
>Likely has a fuckhuge ass too
Perfect for facesitting.

>> No.16188663

>>16188655
She's perfect for a lot of things.

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>>16188633
>26 days until your beating, nerds!

>> No.16188685

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that it is dangerous to open random books in a lich's lair.

You may find a tome of forbidden spells, a treaties on the nature of the chaos demons or a diary containing the things she has planned for you.

>> No.16188687

>>16188685
So what you're saying is to read EVERY book in her library?

>> No.16188691

>>16188687
Yes.
Nothing will go wrong and you won't accidentally summon demons bound into a couple of the books.

>> No.16188693

>>16188663
Like handholding! Seriously, look at the size of her paws. My hand would disappear in them.

>> No.16188694

>>16188631
That Anubis looks like a big girl in several wonderful different ways.

>> No.16188695

>>16188691
Ah good, ill read every single book in order alphabetically!

>> No.16188698

>>16188693
Imagine rubbing your cheek against those huge fluffy paws.
Fuckin' ayy.

>> No.16188706

>>16188693
Don't forget tail brushing, forcing you to eat her out while she wraps her legs around your head, and giving massages.

>>16188695
And thats how anon found the magically animated fan-fic the lich wrote about her and anon.

It was all fun and games until the lich clones all raped anon in order of their creation date.

>> No.16188710

>>16188672
So does krampus just nigger whip her man or does she actually care for whoever she's after.

>> No.16188713

>>16188663
>>16188693
I wouldn't mind if a Onee-Sabbathed aligned Anubis with that bodytype forced me to act like her little brother.

>> No.16188715
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>>16188710
She punishes the wicked, she's married to her job.

>> No.16188717

>>16188672
>>16188715
This Krampus design is pretty ugly desu.

>> No.16188725

>>16188685
>a diary containing the things she has planned for you.


16 NOV
Anon is very happy today. It's nice to see him smile, for once. I tried smiling in a mirror tonight, just to see how I would look with one.

It didn't compliment me too well.

20 NOV
Druella asked me to begin socializing with humans again. I don't really like going out in public, but I've discovered it's easier to bear large crowds when I follow Anon around. Perhaps having something to focus on makes the high stimulus tolerable.

Anon walked into a really nice cafe. I didn't know Anon had an interest in these places.

25 NOV
Druella held another meeting. She wants all of us to find suitable mates by the end of December. I've already made my choice, but it was interesting to listen to my friends talk about the kinds of men they like.

28 NOV
Anon is looking slightly depressed. For some reason, watching him like this is making me feel troubled.

30 NOV
I'm leaving my diary for Anon to find. I know exactly when he checks this spot, and I'll be waiting for him when he does.

Anon, if you're reading this, please, don't struggle. I'll take you to a much happier place.

>> No.16188743

>>16188706
>Forcing you to eat her out
>From underneath her desk at work
>While she holds conversation with her co-workers, trying to suppress her ecstasy
>After, you get to sit in her lap and cuddle a little bit, playing with her ears
My heart can't take much more of this

>> No.16188749

>>16188725
>Anon, if you're reading this, please, don't struggle.

PANIC.jpg

>> No.16188750

>>16188717
First ones cute

>> No.16188754

>>16188725
What the heck, hasn't she learned anything from following me, assulting me/ rape is a terrible way to try to date me. Also if she wanted to ask me out, all she has to do is ask/confess and I'll gladly go on a date with a cutie like her.

>> No.16188761

>>16188754
The monstergirl secret society is less "meet and greet" and more "drag cuties into your personal marriage cave and hope they like you"

>> No.16188764

>>16188761
>"drag cuties into your personal marriage cave and hope they like you"
In this case, a Lich would either have a comfy laboratory or a gothic one.

>> No.16188774

>>16188761
I see, still she's a smart girl and can understand how to best approach me on confessing her feelings without their guidance. Plus it's not like she's forced to follow their rules in the fist place.

>> No.16188778

>>16188764
She'd break out the scented candles, sitting on top of skulls. That never fails.

>> No.16188780

>>16188725
Im gonna put lewd remarks in the diary!

>> No.16188781

>>16188764
Imagine getting anesthetized by a lich from behind, and waking up in a dilapidated castle with your head in her lap.

She's stroking your hair with an indifferent look, and when your eyes flicker back to life, she says "You're awake. Good evening."

I, for one, welcome the monstergirl amber alerts.

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>>16188781
>The thought of receiving a lap pillow from some fluffy haired Lich with Incredibly thick thighs and a massive bust
Oh baby.

>> No.16188792

>>16188781
So Return to Castle Wolfenstein but with MGs?

>> No.16188798

would a lich let me paint her toes?

>> No.16188801

>>16188792
Instead of screaming German, they just moan when you defeat them.

And at the heart of Castle Druella lies the Queen of Monsters herself, hooking up about a dozen Echidnae with mates so they can produce more litters of monsters.

>> No.16188811

>>16188778
>Skull Candles
>Strategically placed around her bedchamber to provide the perfect ambiance
>A four-poster bed placed in the middle of it
>Located in a secluded, gothic crypt adjacent to her lab that she lured you to
>To find her laid out on the bed, dressed in a fine, curve-complimenting negligee, casually glancing through a tome as you enter
...I uhh...I'll be back later.

>> No.16188815
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>>16188575
I'd like my hellwan waifu to hold me close and slow dance with me while she sings https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN08_vuPvNo

>> No.16188817

>>16188778
>scented candles
careful, those might be demon realm herbs

>> No.16188844

>>16188801
First HDoom and now this, is nothing sacred to you people?

>> No.16188858

>>16188844
You could say it's almost Unreal how quick we are to defile classic FPS games.

>> No.16188859

>>16187250
I never got the whole breaking the phylactery thing. I come to lich because i want to hump her hard enough to shake the bed while she displays absolutely no reaction and continues to do something else.

>> No.16188875

Think there'd be a monstergirl version of FFXV

>> No.16188878

>>16188875
As in a Modern-Fantasy Action-Adventure Game where you play as a Monster Girl Princess and her entourage, or a game that Monster Girls waited 10 goddamn years for AND THEN THEIR FUCKING COPY GETS STUCK IN THE MAIL IN THE WRONG GODDAMN CITY FOR DAYS?

What kind of game would MGs wait so long for?

>> No.16188888

>>16188781
I'd nominate oomukade.
Silently slinking out of a vent, crawling along the ceiling in rapid pursuit, you wouldn't even know she's there before you feel pain in the back of your neck. Vision blurring and muscles spasming weakly, she drags you off somewhere nice and quiet.

Ambush predators are the best.

>> No.16188909

>>16188761
>hope they like you
>Hope
No Anon, they're going to amke you like them using their feminine wiles. Wiles including but not limited to incredible figures, careful flirting, outrageous cooking skill and caring hearts! They'd woo the shit out of you and you'd fucking like it.

This is also the best way to catch this Anon; I'm a total slut given the chance but rape me and I'll resist beyond reason. Especially in my home.

>> No.16188918

>>16186599
were there ever any more of these?

>> No.16188921

>>16188859
Because having her go from Hard Kuu to ahegaoing from the sudden surge of pleasure to her body is boner fuel of the highest quality.

>> No.16188938
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>>16188918

>> No.16188948
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>>16188918

>> No.16188958

>>16188938
>>16188948
I don't know how to feel about all this.

>> No.16188965

>>16188909
That all sounds fine to me, so long they don't rape assault me I'll feel more comfortable around them. Though they should know the only girl for me is the cute lich who had a crush on me in the first place, I fully plan on romancing her that way I can surprise her be showing her my feelings for her are the exact same as hers for me.

>> No.16188968

>>16188858
"Defile"? I say improve.

>> No.16188985
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16188985

I come to you from Christmas yet to come, anon! You're doomed! DOOOMEEED!

>> No.16188992
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16188992

It's December! It's the Christmas season! Merry Christmas!

Do you have any plans of Christmasy things you'll do with a Monster Girl?

>> No.16188999

>>16188992
see >>16187337

>> No.16189012

>>16188992
gonna wrap myself in a red bow
she a minotaur

>> No.16189014

>>16187337
New video games, huh? I just bought Dead Space for 3 euros. What's your waifu into?

>> No.16189015

>>16188992
>Do you have any plans of Christmasy things you'll do with a Monster Girl?
I'm gonna write a story about it.

>> No.16189021

>>16189014
RPGs, FPS games, Character Action, she's into just about all of it.
She's never played Persona 4 so I'm gonna rectify that on top of the new games.

>> No.16189035

>>16186599
>>16188938
>>16188948
This really paints Lovecraft as a really fuckin' paranoid chuuni.
I'd like to imagine the confusion on those great old one's faces if they were to actually read that.

>> No.16189048

>>16189035
My favorite depiction of Lovecraft is from Planetary
>I do believe these are negro eggs

>> No.16189067

>>16188909
You're sitting awkwardly in the castle lobby next to a Pharaoh. Her deliciously tanned hand finds it's way onto your lap. Staring you dead in the eyes with irises that glow with a passionate amber color, she smiles.

"Say, you don't have a partner, do you? You must've been swept away by one of the Oni crews."

You nod, remembering the burlesque woman who dragged you here against your will.

"They won't be letting you out, you know? Why are you sitting all alone out here in the lobby?"

Her face is uncomfortably close to yours, but you're too nervous to move. Every motion she makes seems to radiate an aura of power and eloquence that overwhelms your senses. A single, frigid bead of sweat rolls down the back of your neck.

"You know, I can tell just by looking at you that you're a very hard-working man. I wouldn't mind having someone like you around my home. How would you like to be my servant?"

You stutter and mumble, and, seeing your guard down, she goes in for the kill.

"Think about it. After a hard day's work, I'll give you a nice massage, make you dinner, I might even bathe you. I noticed you were looking at my body earlier. Can't you just imagine how nice it'd look, completely bare, pressed against you, smothering you with affection in a nice, warm bath? Just say 'yes ma'am', and I'll give you the pampering you deserve."

>> No.16189069
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>>16188992
I'm gonna have christmas off for the first time in 3 years, so I'm pretty excited.
Gonna spend part of it with my family, and the rest of it with Miia in my new house.


I'm gonna drink a lot of spiked nog, and hot chocolate with peppermint schnapps

>> No.16189082

>>16189069
DRUNK MEER A SHIT!
WORST GIRL!

>> No.16189094

>>16189067
I mean, she's letting me choose so she's not completely off track, but isn't that just buying me?

Naw, if she wanted me wooed she defeat those oni either physically or politically, then strike a cool pose and over to take me home to patch me up or something. Preferably after striking a suitable pose.

>> No.16189095

>>16189067
Depends on the the kind of work I'm going to be doing it and where it is located. Also on the added condition of having to let me know her true feeling towards me and that she's serious about this, I want a relationship not just sex.

>> No.16189098

>>16188992
i'd like to go ice skating with my waifu
but it'd eventually turn into swimming in lake
or wading through water

>> No.16189113

>>16189067
Shouldn't I be the one bathing and massaging her?

>> No.16189116

>>16189094
Maybe she's just trying play it off as an "it's convenient for both of us!" thing when in reality she's nervous around guys, and had her Oni friend help her with the set-up so she could finally figure out what it means to be in a relationship.

[Spoiler]And then she gets all doki-doki when you snuggle up to her in bed, and it ends up being the best night's sleep she's ever had.[/spoiler] She then tries to play off the "hard labor" part of the deal by saying that your day job is giving her the soft, warm-hearted physical affection she never knew she had been craving.

>> No.16189117
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16189117

>>16188580

A lot of them that's for sure.

>> No.16189135

>>16188580
My waifu definitely would, although her version would be much kinkier. Christmas is our anniversary after all!

>> No.16189222
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16189222

This Lilim-Baphomet has gone insane and declared war on big breasts
Can anyone stop her?

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>>16189222
Bad!

>> No.16189231

>>16189222
I'm gonna flick her on the forehead.

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>>16189222
Super Cow al rescate!

>> No.16189272

>>16189250
moo cow!

>> No.16189309

>>16188815
Huh. Is this a combination of two different songs? I dig it.

>> No.16189324

>>16189309
yep this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ejWHwI72bU

and this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HANteGaDsLA

together as wan

>> No.16189328

>>16187908
Most Pharaohs used to be male too, keep that in mind. Source: KC Q & A

>>16187841
Centaurs have a second vagina in the front.

If a woman wears a shed Lamia skin, she herself can turn into a Lamia.

Zombies can evolve into Wights if given enough mana.

>> No.16189350

>>16189328
>Centaurs have a second vagina in the front.
I still take a preferential position on this. And personally, I don't. Thus I more-or-less ignore it.

>If a woman wears a shed Lamia skin, she herself can turn into a Lamia.
That, I genuinely did not know. How would that even work?
Like, does it have to be a fairly complete molt that she can put on like a costume? Does it then transform into a full flesh-and-blood tail around her? Or would the woman's legs grow into a tail that then fills out the skin, which she subsequently sheds again? Could one skin be used for multiple women?

>> No.16189353

>>16189328
>Most Pharaohs used to be male too
I mean, that's not exactly unique to them.
In fact that's probably true for half of all exceptionally long-lived species.

>> No.16189358
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16189358

Hey, kid. Shake your goofy.

>> No.16189360

>>16189358
I don't speak hip hop.

>> No.16189364

>>16189360
>hip hop
But it's 70's disco stuff! Just 'cuz Goofy's black you gotta go and be racist!

>> No.16189370

>>16189353
I think the difference is a matter of classification.

That is, Pharaohs are likely one of the harder to breed kinds of MGs. Thus it's more likely that the descendants of other species, born female, would have begun to outnumber or at least equal the number of those whose genders were swapped when the Succubus DL took over. At least as far as those whore "in Circulation" (ie. single). Meanwhile with Pharaohs the greater number of single girls would likely be genderswapped, but unawoken, ancient Pharaohs, than the descendants of those who have woken up.

>> No.16189381

>>16189224
>>16189231
Why are Baphomets so bullyable?

>>16189250
That cow has enough softness to end a world

>> No.16189384

>>16189381
They're womanlets, that's why. When will they learn?

>> No.16189385

>>16189381
Because they get mad when people don't like their shitty loli bodies and prefer grown women.

>> No.16189403

>>16189370
The timeline in MGE is a mystery
The only indication we have is knowing the DL had time to have 100 children
Powerful species can take centuries to get pregnant, but the DL fucks with her husband all day long everyday so who knows if she gives birth to a Lilim every decade or every century

>> No.16189418

>>16189384
>>16189385
Don't you at least find them cute in a puppy kinda way?

>> No.16189422

>>16189418
No, because they act like little shits.

>> No.16189425

>>16187841
Liches and Pharaohs are a few Monsters KC has stated that came be former men And Alps can transform into basically any monster girl a woman can.

>/answer/113220179797
>Are there any cases of men turning into monstergirls other than Alps, Skeletons or Pharaohs?

>It's possible to Alp into other kinds of the Succubus family, like Dark Priests, Amazoness, Nereids, Kunoichi and such. It should also be possible to turn into a Lich, no.

>> No.16189427

>>16189418
The kind of puppies that chew extension cords, maybe.

>> No.16189437

>>16189425
>It should also be possible to turn into a Lich, no.
This translation seems untrustworthy.

>> No.16189441

>>16187841
During the reign of the old Demon Lord, some pre-transformation monsters established genuine relationships with humans.

>> No.16189449

>>16189437
This was from the guy who translated all the Ask.fms.

http://pastebin.com/umCrrZqR

>> No.16189451

>>16189418
Only the very few who aren't affiliated with the Sabbath. I'd headpat a Baphomet who wasn't part of that disgusting Loli cult.

>> No.16189457

>>16189451
Y'know there are plenty of members who are in it for the science, not the loli-supremacy, yeah?

>> No.16189462

>>16189418
Yeah, sure, if your puppy growled and barked ENDLESSLY at the things you like.

>> No.16189467

>>16189457
Yeah, and I'm in the catholic church for the comfy robes.

>> No.16189469

>>16189457
Yes, but they're under the leadership of a deranged brocon Baphomet who refused to grow up and insists that everyone should be a filthy lolicon.
If they want real brotherly affection and headpats, they need to quit being in a cult.

>> No.16189478

>>16188575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Bb0k9HgQxc

>> No.16189487

>All this hate towards the Sabbath
At this rate Dark Mage is going to be the most popular girl just to spite the Baphomets

>> No.16189491

>>16189469
I want to read the story of an outcast bapho who tastes the forbidden fruit of otouto love and learns the value of growing up to look after another.

>> No.16189498

>>16189403
>The only indication we have is knowing the DL had time to have 100 children

I'm not certain this was even canon.
I mean, it was from a Q&A, but KC's Q&As seem a lot more like him just shooting the breeze with fans, rather than handing down authoritative Word Of God rulings like he's perched on Mt. Sinai.

Not that it makes any difference to your timeline logic. Even if we consider #4 Druella to be the youngest absolutely-100%-confirmed lilim, since conception seems to be inversely correlated with power level in MGE it could be that knocking up a god-succubus is the hardest impreg in the setting, and even those 4 daughters took 10,000 years.

>> No.16189501

>>16189487
I'm not a fan of either sister stereotype, thanks.

>> No.16189511

I want to become a seiyuu who brings hope to countless NERD monsters!

>> No.16189514

>>16189498
Didn't it straight up state somewhere that a thousand years had passed since MGs became MG?

>> No.16189523

>>16189491
Anon, if you want to tempt a Baphomet away from the Sabbath you've gotta do it with the purest and most addicting form of love.
Childhood friends growing up together.

>>16189511
Would you do panels at conventions where you just casually sit on stage and answer questions?

>> No.16189568

>>16189222
Just going to comfort her when her evil plan fails. Like always.

>> No.16189611

>>16189498
Yeah, it doesn't seem like KC has everything planned out and a fixed answer to any question
He most likely reply to his Q&A on the fly so we shouldn't make big assumptions based on them

I like to think one to three millennia passed since the current DL took power

>>16189501
Then what do you like? Mothers, daughters, regular relationships, etc...?

>> No.16189618

>>16189611
>Then what do you like?
A wife.
This shouldn't be a difficult concept.

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Which girl unlikely girl would you help train for the big martial arts tournament? By unlikely I mean girls who aren't associated with combat skills.

>> No.16189632

>>16188031
Noice
About next thing, you probably should finish that previous sample story. Holstaur x sheep threesome looked pretty good

>> No.16189637

>>16189511
You're going to get shanked by a Wisp

>>16189618
>He doesn't want a pseudo-incestuous relationship
Tell me where your Kraken onee-san touched you

>> No.16189638

>>16189626
An alp.

>> No.16189639

>>16189487
>one of the most shit, boring and bland girls on par with elf and witch
>most popular
Nah, literally google anime witch and you would get the same or better things

>> No.16189642

>>16189638
Crouching Faggot, Hidden Champion?

>> No.16189653

>>16189637
Even though I have a sister, desiring your relationship to be like that of a sibling is something I will probably never understand.

>> No.16189655

>>16189498
If I remember correctly. KC said that there are 10 cannon lilims and that "There are rumors that there are 100 lilims". And he asked fans not to use the numbers 1-10. So we can confer that there are at least 10 lilims but any higher than that is fancannon at best, and most likely just a head cannon otherwise.

>>16189514
like >>16189403 Said. The timeline in MGE is a mystery. We know that the conquering of Lescatie happen about 200 years ago. KC said that in a Q&A so take that as you will.

>> No.16189656

>>16189637
>wanting pseudo-incest wife in the first place
I will never understand this meme. People are just pretending to be autists, right?

>> No.16189667

>>16189642
Exactly. Or were you making an euphemism for a blowjob?

>> No.16189669

>>16189656
>autists
opinion invalidated

>> No.16189672

>>16189667
A blowjob champion? You're training the Alp wrong on purpose as a joke? Or is this one of those wax-on/wax-off types of deals?

>> No.16189676

>>16189669
Yeah, sorry, I probably should have said inbreds? That would be much more fitting

>> No.16189678

>>16189672
No, I was just saying that what you said kind of made it sound like irrumating an alp.
But now that you mention it, training them wrong on purpose sounds fun.

>> No.16189679

>>16189676
You say it like incest is inherently bad.

>> No.16189689
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16189689

Monster girls with childbearing hips are the best.

>> No.16189692

>>16189689
Oh yeah baby take me to La-la land!

>> No.16189697

>>16189689
AAHW LOOK AT THE TOP OF HER HEEEAD!

>> No.16189699
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>>16188027
Wasn't it fairly straightforward? Anon talking about getting rid of his Kiki because she made a mess and her begging him not to make the call?

>> No.16189711

>>16188948
thanks anon

>> No.16189722

>>16189689
Soft!

>> No.16189731

>>16189626
A Cancer or maybe a Girtabilu if her stinger isn't considered a weapon

>>16189639
Vanilla girls have a history of being among the most popular, maybe not of "serious" monster girls lover

>> No.16189735

>>16189731
Her body is a lethal weapon, but so is everybody else's.

>> No.16189741

>>16189731
I don't remember anyone liking or talking about elves expect posting pics from that BLACKED hentai artist

>> No.16189752

>>16189626
A Kiki of course, people will learn to fear her hand-to-broom combat style. But a were sheep who's into martial arts could be interresting too. She'd use her wool to weaken the focus of her opponents.

>> No.16189762

>>16189653
>>16189656
You've got to be more open minded, think of it as an advanced form of childhood friend
You literally spent your whole life with her, living under the same roof, celebrating each other's birthday and forging many memories

Then you also have all the people who forgo the whole incest aspect and just want a girl who shows big/little sister-like behaviors such as protecting you, teasing you, playing with you, etc...

>> No.16189797

>>16189762
>protecting you, teasing you, playing with you, etc...
None of that is excluded from a normal relationship though.

>> No.16189818

>>16189735
So the more body one has the more lethal she is?
I'll train a Queen Slime then

>>16189741
If you compare the amount of elf media (art, games, etc...) to what more monstrous species have you should see a huge difference
But as I said they aren't the most popular with people who are into monster girls, hell we even call them cosplay tier

>> No.16189833

>>16189797
I did say they forgo the incest aspect so you could argue they are normal relationships if you think your wife calling you oni-chan and acting childish is normal

>> No.16189847

>>16189818
I get the feeling some species may be forbidden from entry.
Like, say, Sandworms.

>> No.16189852

>>16189847
>Sandworm enters martial arts tournament
>does crazy jiu-jitsu kicks with her tail

>> No.16189863

>>16189847
>>16189852
>Her kick levels out the area
>She wins by technicality

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>>16189863
SHAI-HULUD IS INVINCIBLE!

>> No.16189876

>>16189847
Or mantises. Or tentacles.

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>>16189689
As much as I dislike some of crabman's other design choices, I still say that Lala's my favourite Dullahan design.

She's so perfect.

>> No.16189903

Imagine trying to grapple a sandworm
>She's all fleshy and slippery
>Every touch has her moaning in your ears and telling you that she'll throw the fight and let you win if you pin her down and fuck her brains ous
>Begging you to pound her fit pussy
>Flicks her tail like a lamia but instead of being muscle and scale, it's hard plate used to bore through rock
>Breaks your guard every time and makes you scared to face her tail, encouraging you to get into a wet and sticky close quarters grappling match
>the bell rings and the match is lost and she pulls you inside her, fucking you there on the ring, your lewd actions hidden but more than audible.

>> No.16189913

>>16189903
I am filled with shameful arousal.

>> No.16189917

>>16189876
Mantises would have restraint right? They wouldn't just cut their opponent in half right?
God I hope the martial art tournament has a Lich medic

>Tentacles
The finest martial artist there is , her hits are lacking but no one has ever resisted her submission holds
It is said fighters who face her lose the will to fight forever because of how shamefully they lost

>>16189879
You literally can't go wrong with blue skin and black sclera

>> No.16189921

>>16189903
>last line
You can't do that in public!
Think of the children!

>> No.16189922

>>16189917
>Lich medic
ANON NO DIDN'T YOU READ FRANKEN FRAN?

>> No.16189924

>>16189903
>fucking you there on the ring, your lewd actions hidden but more than audible

Alright Sandworm, you got a boner out of me.

>> No.16189926

>>16189523
Of course! I'll try my best!

>>16189637
W-Why?

>> No.16189931

>>16189921
Just block their ears and it looks like a sandworm wiggling about

>> No.16189934

>>16189921
It's fine they'll just think you are celebrating her victory REALLY hard

>>16189922
I did, Fran is my waifu and she did absolutely nothing wrong

>> No.16189939
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16189939

>>16189934
>Fran is my waifu
I'll have Adorea then.

>> No.16189942

>>16189939
She would literally eat your dick clean off. Hope you enjoy being a Ken doll for the rest of your life.

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>>16189942
She didn't eat the guys' dick in the chapter with the guy who secreted pheromones.

>> No.16189953

>>16189926
Because she is in love with you and if you die you'll be with her forever and ever
Be wary of yandere fans, never let snakes get near you not even to sign your cover album or take a picture

>>16189939
Adorea is such a cutie, I can't believe I forgot about her
I should read that manga again

>> No.16189959

>>16189669
Have you forgotten what site you're on?

>> No.16189961

>>16189959
>If you like things I don't like you must be autistic!
You're right, it's par the course.

>> No.16189983

>>16189934
>I did, Fran is my waifu and she did absolutely nothing wrong
She shouldn't be allowed to work on innocent civilians. Give her the criminals.

>> No.16189993

>>16189983
They were all consenting and enjoyed the results

I'd let her operate on me, she is a professional

>> No.16190004

>>16189961
It's like calling someone a fag. They don't literally mean it. If you're going to have a fit over the word, then, well, other sites exist.

>> No.16190007

>>16190004
That's a poor parallel in this scenario and you know it, fag.

>> No.16190035

Himedere muscle ryu!

>> No.16190038

Is there a "bad ending" you'd actually enjoy?
Personally I'd love to get overwhelmed by Devil Bugs and become their communal husband forces to please each of them everyday and when they give birth to our daughters please them as well, and then our granddaughters, etc...

>> No.16190042

>>16190038
The end of the world I guess? Nobody gets to be with their waifu, but nobody has to suffer about it either.

>> No.16190048

>>16190038
>be a thief
>steal stuff from a wealthy MG neighborhood
>slip up one time and become a fucktoy for Wights, Vampires, Tanukis, Dragons and more

>> No.16190051

>>16190007
No, not really.

>> No.16190055

>>16190038
At this point, I'll enjoy any bad ending more than the usual stuff this thread gets.

>> No.16190057

>>16190038
Thrown to the alps.

>> No.16190066

>>16190057
>Oh gosh, what a hunk!
>I'm going to lickeroony his belly!
>I bet he can do totally radalicious stuff with his tongue!
>C is for Cookie!
You're a sick bastard, you know that?

>> No.16190072

>>16190066
Yeah, I know.
I'm fine with it though, there's still a chance for me to try and get them to talk like normal people once the daughterus are around

>> No.16190078

>>16190072
Why do I think succubus daughterus that came from alps would be cuter and less lewd than ones that came from natural born succubi?

>> No.16190088

>>16190078
Because Tomboys are lovely things.
That or they are extra girly to make up for their moms.

>> No.16190089

>>16190038
>Try to steal some artifacts from a lich
>Get caught
>Accidentally break some of them
>She tells me that she needs a lot of mana to make new once
>Become her “guinea pig”

Do you think she’d be okay with teaching me some magic or would still she be mad that I broke her stuff?

>> No.16190094

>>16190089
Depends on if she gives you a hilariously oversized dong or not.

>> No.16190098

>>16190088
I'll just assume you meant parents. And that does make sense.

>> No.16190099

>>16190048
Sounds good to me too, would they treat you like they own you and force you to do whatever they wanted?

>>16190055
The more grim aspect of monster girls is great for sexual fantasies and fear boners but it doesn't have much substance that's why it's rarely discussed
Even back in the MGQ generals with the vast majority of the girls being bad endings the few good endings were still what was most talked about

>> No.16190100

>>16190098
Pretty much.
I was just using the pluralized version was all.

>> No.16190102

>>16187365
Sounds like a comfy story.
I'd read it

>> No.16190117

>>16190051
Fag is just thrown out of the blue, out of context. It's not posed seriously

>> No.16190133

>>16189953
I'm sure I can subdue her by hugging her special for my VIP ticket holders and give her a one of a kind album along with my sign!

>> No.16190139

>>16190094
>She's a size queen
Considering that she can give my dick the size she wants, I wouldn’t complain.
Could be kinda fun seeing my dick makin ga a huge bulge when I fuck her.

>> No.16190161

>>16190089
She can't have you wasting any mana, so no magic for you
And don't expect a conformable bed and warm food, you'll go by on the bare minimum chained up to her experiment table

>>16190133
Sure she might not shank you then but she will go even more yandere for you and start to haunt you
Can you handle a crazy fan you calls you her husband and follows you everywhere?
You will have to deal with her at every event and God forbid you stumble upon her blog

>> No.16190172

>>16190099
It can have as much substance as a person is willing to put into it. And you can't really say the current trend has substance, when you can skip past every 20 posts in a thread and miss out on nothing.

>> No.16190176
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>>16190038
>Demon Lord finally accomplishes her goal of opening a portal to our reality
>she's giddy at the thought of spreading her influence across a new universe, injecting it full of mamono mana
>except the opposite happens
>our reality of non-magic infects her world
>it starts at the demon realm castle town and spreads across the land
>automatons falling to pieces
>liches fading into dust
>lava golems watching in horror as their husbands are immolated by their own flames
>sandworms watching in horror as their husbands are melted down by their own armor disintegrating acid
>undersea mamono desperately trying to get their husbands back on land. Most drown. The rest die or are crippled by the bends.
>elementalists cradling their waifus as they return to their natural forms
>mass panic as mamono realize their main source of energy is now non existent. Those that could digest food before the change adapt. The ones that can't have to die a slow death of spiritual starvation.
>the world is left in ruin, the survivors completely reliant on the charity of their new next dimension neighbors

And that's why you never mix 2D and 3D.

>> No.16190191

>>16190176
Yoko Taro pls, Nier was enough suffering for one decade.

>> No.16190195

>>16190161
But if I'm living off the bare minemum, won't I preduse less mana?
Also, Will I be free to go and do stuff by myself as long as i come back?

>> No.16190196

>>16190176
Stop, i like the idea of hollow men but this is too much

>> No.16190202

>>16190191
But Nier 2 though?

>> No.16190203

>>16190176
Anon no.

>> No.16190204

>>16190038
Seems getting caught stealing pretty popular.
It would be the same for me. Getting caught by a Griffon or Dragon when stealing would be pretty "bad". Other than that, getting lost in a forest and captured by a village of wolfs would also be nice.

>> No.16190212

>>16190204
>nice
It's not really a "bad ending" if you can call it that.

>> No.16190215
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>>16188035
He's busy making his horsefucker products. Why do so many artists love that show?

>> No.16190216

>>16190212
Oh sorry, meant to put a "nice" there.

>> No.16190223

>>16190215
Because money. I assume.

>> No.16190229

What are the repercussions of lightly patting lamia butts?

>> No.16190232

>>16190229
Rattling if they have rattles.

>> No.16190241

>>16190232
Sounds like impending danger. Is running for my life the recommended course of action?

>> No.16190242

>>16190229
Berserk tails.

>> No.16190244

>>16190241
Don't make any sudden movements.

>> No.16190256

>>16190195
She knows what she is doing, she probably calculated how to get the most mana out of you without risking your health and paying the least for your sustenance but she is aware of the fact that the human body is strange and would be up to experimenting new foods, beds, costumes, etc... If that proved to be a more cost effective way of getting your mana
As for being free you will have to win over her trust and I don't see how you could do that

>>16190204
Wolves could definitely run wild on you but I have an hard time seeing a bad ending involving a Dragon or a Griffon, maybe they can carry you into their lair on top of a mountain so high you can't escape and force you to do their biddings like counting their hoard, cleaning up, taking care of her body, pleasing her in bed, etc... All that while treating you very poorly but even then it sounds kind of comfy

>> No.16190260

>>16190215
Remeber that six years and two months ago when it came out, it didn't have any of the stigmas attached to it which it does now.
Back then, there was a lot of excitement and attention drawn towards it, so lot's of people got involved in it.
As far as art goes, the show itself was vibrant, and the character designs were distinctive. While pretty much all template based, you could distinguish characters by four pretty simple, but pretty noticable traits. That translates well for when you want to represent those characters in different forms or styles.
Plus, the community which formed around it self-defined itself as being open and friendly, so a lot of beginner and novice artists would feel at ease there, able to easily get advice, get better as an artist, and so on.

>> No.16190269

>>16190256
>treating you very poorly
You'd be treasured eventually anon, dragons always treat treasure well.

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>>16190260
>>16190215
Oh you guys like My Little Centaur too? Isn't that a girl's show?

>> No.16190277

>>16190229
Depends on the snake
At best they will blush and engage in flirty talk with you
Af worst you will be turned to stone
You also have the snakes you will go yandere for you, the one who will rape you, the ones who won't know how to react, etc...

You've got to evaluate the snake and her butt, then calculate the risk/reward ratio of molesting her before going in

>> No.16190304

>>16190277
>Spank snake butt and run away
>She beelines towards me, destroying trees, houses, mountains

Strong lamias are scary.

>> No.16190327

>>16190277
Snekbutt analysis dictates that every subject expresses a brief moment of complete confusion when buttpatted, regardless of species. This small window of opportunity might just be enough to pat their butts and evade the consequences before they realize what's happening.

Of course, all of this is theory. Now to perform practical tests...

>> No.16190330

>>16190256
I wonder how it would be to live wiht a lich like that. I mean, it'd feel great with all the expiment but I wonder about the rest.

>> No.16190346

>>16190269
We're talking about bad endings, she'd treat you like her property or her slave
Your food would be random beasts she killed on her way home, if you beg she might cook it with her fire but there is no way you are getting tasty meals cooked with love
No cuddles, sweet words, or anything of the sort either

Just cold hearted mating and being her servant

>>16190270
I want to non-lewdly lick her scales

>> No.16190360

>>16190304
Are you sure that was a registered snake species and not some kind of mimic?

>>16190330
Terrible, no love, no fun, nothing to do but watch her brewing potions and inventing spells

>> No.16190379

>>16190346
>Just cold hearted mating and being her servant

Sounds alright. If it happened to me I would just finish the work pretty fast and be lazy for the rest of the day while she is out doing something. Maybe I would name each coin and treasure of her hoard and make a small coin village.

>> No.16190391

>>16190304
Ya probably slapped a Wurm, easy to get em mixed up.

>> No.16190392

>>16190360
Well, her scales were kinda hard and she did have horns. I'm sure it is just a desert snake or something.

>> No.16190418

>>16190391
>>16190392
Oh. Oh sh

>> No.16190444

>>16190379
Sounds alright to me too
Dragons are so great that even bad ending with them are good

>>16190418
>>16190391
>>16190392
>To this day, Anon is still being chased by the Wurm whose butt he slapped
>Many cities have been destroyed in the process
>The lamia lovers association now has a mandatory Wurm identification course so that this kind of accident never happens again

>> No.16190489

>>16190444
>Find a shrine with a cute snake in it
>Go behind her while she is distracted
>There is even a "slap here" looking scale on her butt
>Do it
>The calm looking snek is now berserking around just like the hard snake
>She can also fly

No luck in slapping butts.

>> No.16190498

>>16190099
Since you stole stuff from them, they will do that.

>> No.16190517

>>16190489
Sigh. So many snake butt slapping amateurs in here
What's next some idiot is going to slap a slimy looking snake's butt, slip and accidentally finger her? He'll be forced to take responsibility then

>>16190498
Good.

>> No.16190525

>>16190517
Well, that guy won't be as bad as the guy that tries to slap a fat, short tailed lamia's ass and gets his hand stuck in sticky slime.

>> No.16190541

>>16190525
There is being an idiot and then there is being completely retarded
At least if he somehow gets his hand out of that sticky mess he should easily outrun her
But with how retarded he is he'll just go to the beach and slap all the nautical looking short tailed snakes there

>> No.16190543

>>16190517
>Taking responsibility in lamia buttslapping sport
Get a load of this amateur. Go home and become a family man.

>> No.16190553

>>16190517
>Running away from two berserking snakes (?)
>Somehow end up in a japanese swamp
>There is an ara ara~ snake chilling over there
>Mind as well slap her ass
>Her ass is for some reason covered in mucus
>End up with a finger on her ass
>She tenses up, bit looks back with a kinky look

How do I do it right?

>> No.16190558

>>16190489
>Another Anon sees that snake taking off so he decided to go for the white ones that are sweeping the floor
>Slaps it
>She turns around, hearts in her eyes
>One of the hands in covered in blue fire
>Anon is never seen again

>> No.16190565

>>16190558
>blue fire
What did he mean by this?

>> No.16190572

>>16190565
She slapped back.

>> No.16190574
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FAT CATS

>> No.16190608

>>16190574
Fat in all the right places.

>> No.16190614

>>16190553
It's too late, fill her womb with a plenty of snakes daughterus

>>16190572
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?

>> No.16190619

>>16190574
Are for being put on a diet.

>>16190608
There is no right place to be fat at.

>> No.16190625

So KC is kill by jap cold?

>> No.16190628

>>16190625
Yeh.

>> No.16190630

>>16190625
Mamono mana will save him.

>> No.16190631

>>16190619
Hips
Rear
Chest
Maybe some on her belly once shes filled with kittens?

>> No.16190642

>>16190558
>Anon's cousin hears about what happened to him
>Starts getting anxious and dreading the day he stumbles upon an unguarded snek ass in the wild
>Has to join a caravan in the desert one day
>Shit's hot, he's been drinking a metric fuckliter of water
>Stops to take a piss inside a cave
>Drops trou
>Whips it out
>Finishes up, just about to zip
>Suddenly there's a painfull sting in his rear
>Turns around
>Massive grapesnake giving him fuck-me eyes
They're evolving

>> No.16190669

>>16190625
The saying about Japanese people giving their all at everything they do is true
When they work, they work hard
When they get sick, they get sick hard

>>16190642
>Snake biting your ass
I didn't know I wanted this

>> No.16190681

>>16190631
I wanted to be silly and say fat cats are bad but I can't lie
I want a cat to smother me in her thick thighs and give me an assjob with her plump butt
Fat cats are too lewd for us

>> No.16190705

Who is the best Zipangu girl and why is it Nurarihyon?

>> No.16190710

>>16190705
The true response is all of them

>> No.16190717

>>16190705
From the released ones it's Kejourou. It will probably be Nurarihyon once it's released.

It wasn't translated yet, wasn't it?

>> No.16190725

>>16190705
Nurarihyon is canonically the best but they all deserve love

My personal favorite is Otohime followed closely by Unagi-Joro

>> No.16190728

>>16190705
I like you.
You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.

>> No.16190737

>>16190705
You misspelled ryu, but you got the letters there

>> No.16190751

>>16190728
Is your sister a Nurarihyon?

>>16190737
Hey! No fighting over who is the best girl
Ryus deserve all the love too

>> No.16190752

>>16190705
Naruairau are too much sex. Just look at her face and that delicious body

>> No.16190763

I'm gonna lay a trap for a Wurm! I'll capture her and use her as an assistant while I teach classes about slapping snekbutts!

>> No.16190766

>>16190705
>Kej is fav
>But Nurarihyon's smug and design hits all the right spots
Doesn't help that I imagine the ideal personality would be similar to the MC in the Nurarihyon anime.

>> No.16190788

>>16190705
It isn't, japan has spiders.

>> No.16190801

>>16190260
>Six years ago
Was it really that long ago. Christ I feel old.

>> No.16190805

>>16190244
Won't that actually make it harder for me to escape?

>> No.16190809

>>16190801
10th of October, 2010 was when it first aired.

>> No.16190822

>>16190763
This might actually work, make sure to dick her 3 times a day and she will be as docile as can be
If you forget a dicking she might rape you in front of all your students

>>16190788
>Not liking spiders
Don't act tsundere, you'll just stimulate their sadistic side

>> No.16190835

>>16190822
I think he is saying that spiders are the best.

>> No.16190843

Post your top three girls:
>Hellhound
>Dark Mage
>Ushi Oni
I have no shame when I say I'm a slut for big, strong women.

>> No.16190844
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>>16190835
I was. Spiders are the best.

>> No.16190846

>>16190843
Kobold
Kobold
Kobold

I'm a man of simple tastes.

>> No.16190847

>>16190843
How can people have as favorite girls an species whose profile isn't translated yet?

>> No.16190852

>>16190843
Scylla
Kraken
Mindflayer

>> No.16190855

>>16190176
>Tfw in Kc land,the "undead" are just a new species of living organism born from a corpse
>Tfw my waifu is perfecty okay,just without magic now

>> No.16190862

>>16190843
Ice Queen
Wocks
Unagi-joro

>> No.16190865

>>16190847
Would you think I was crazy if I said "love at first sight"?

>> No.16190869

>>16190865
No, not really, I love Dark Mages too but I'm way too cautious.

>> No.16190874

>>16190176
Welcome to our world. You girls will get used to it eventually, just like we have.

>> No.16190887

>>16190176
Also when the Islamic extremists start blowing themselves up in Lecaste maybe the demon lord will realize her mistake.

>> No.16190893

>I feel sorry for lots of things, I'm sorry for the delay in updating. I will update soon so please wait a bit more.
Sounds like a huge death flag
RIP in peace KC

>> No.16190894

>>16190843
Vampire
Amazon
Kraken

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16190895

>>16190843
>Minotaur
>Holstaur
>Weresheep
gotta love beef and lamb

>> No.16190901

>>16190894
That's some fine taste you got there anon.

>> No.16190904

>16190887
Go back to /pol/

>> No.16190913

>>16190895
>Cathyl
Ayy

>> No.16190914

>>16190904
You think Isis is just gonna stop when magical girls from another dimension show up?
If anything that'll make them fight more.

>> No.16190933

>>16190893
>I wish there was more... I could have done
KC no

>> No.16190938

>>16190895
Is this from the manga or a doujin?

>> No.16190939

>>16190843
Wight
Vampire
My 3rd changes depending on my mood. Right now I'm feeling shog

>> No.16190942

>>16190938
Seriously?

>> No.16190947

>>16190938
words cannot describe the rage I feel now

>> No.16190950

>>16190938
Something something insult.

>> No.16190952

>>16190942
>>16190947
Crabman does side works too you know. I don't follow the guy and I stopped reading EMG a long time ago.

>> No.16190964

>>16190038
The most I fantasize about is getting caught taking lewd pictures of some mg who then insists I get an up close look.

>> No.16190983

>>16190038
get hit upside the heat by a minotaur raiding party and tied up in a barn and brutally femdommed by the whole herd

>> No.16190985

>>16190947
>the rage I feel
I don't get it. Why?

>> No.16190999

>>16190895
Hey, I fucked the girl on the right. Sick cunt

>> No.16191001

I want to sexually torture a Kikimora.

>> No.16191025

>>16191001
They probably want it too. Kiki's are the lewd and naughty maids who want to be punished.

>> No.16191031

>>16190843
Otohime
Unagi-Joro
Flow Kelp

Any monster girl could tell me she lives in the water and I'd marry her on the spot, and that's not an hyperbole

>>16190893
KC with the classic Japanese apology
I'd say we won't get a release tomorrow, it would be weird for him to say that and then immediately post after
We can still hope for sunday

>> No.16191032

>>16190843
>Dragon
>Griffon
>Wight

>> No.16191035

>>16191025
That;s why it'd be so nice, the ones that love all the dirty things I'd do are the best.

>> No.16191041

>>16190843
Hellhound
Anubis
Rainy
I like me some mofu.

>> No.16191043

>>16190843
In no particular order
Amazon
Apsara
Inari

>> No.16191047

>>16191041
Raiju. Fucking autocorrect.

>> No.16191055

>>16191001
I want to pierce a Kikimora's nipples and clit then link them all to a ring so when I pull it she becomes an ahegaoing mess

I wouldn't do it if it's permanent, piercings are too perverted for a healthy relationship

>> No.16191062

>>16190843
Kej
Hinezumi
Unagi-Joro
>tfw sucker for oriental designs

I'd say vanilla Succ too, but their behaviour is generally existent in most if not all MGs due to mamono obama.
Poor Succubi, getting their defining traits stolen by everyone else

>> No.16191071

>>16191055
Anon that's too lewd.

You wouldn't attach a leash to the ring and lead her around like that, would you?

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Speak to me of the dangers of Elves.

>> No.16191076

>>16190843
Yuki-onna, Nureonago, and Mermaid.

I think I just have a thing for the color blue.

>> No.16191081

>>16191062
I like to think theyre just even more lewd than the average mg. Their profile sort of calls this out but doesn't always explain it. Way I see it most species do whatever they did before just with a bunch more sex, succubi on the other hand are probably lewd nearly around the clock.

>> No.16191091

>>16191071
Please don't my kiki weird ideas

And yes I absolutely would

>> No.16191092

>>16191001
I want to make a Kikimora wear latex maid outfits instead of regular ones.

>> No.16191093

>>16191074
They aren't dangerous anon. Don't be silly. But always remember to respect them and their culture. If you don't, they won't talk to you.

>> No.16191099

>>16191091
Okay, but you wouldn't walk her in public like that, that would be way too lewd and sexually torturous.

Would you?

>> No.16191104

>>16191093
What is this culture and how do I respect it?
I don't have to eat lettuce do I?

>> No.16191120

>>16191074
Matrimony and parenthood

>> No.16191122

>>16191001
The MG police will come and take that poor Kiki away. Kiki are not for lewd.

>> No.16191123

>>16191099
If you say any more you are going to ruin my kiki's purity

And again, yes I would
I'd even stuff her ass with beads and her pussy with 2 vibrating dildos

>> No.16191129

>>16191104
>What is this culture and how do I respect it?
By raping your Elf senseless until she's an ahegoing mess everyday. And taking responsibility when she becomes pregnant with your child.

>> No.16191131

>>16191081
Now that you mention it, there's only a handful of things that were lewd as normal monsters. Stuff like Kumiho I guess.

So if Succubi are lewd, would Cupids/Apsara be a touch below them since they encourage love(and then lewd) to begin with. Never thought about it that way.

>> No.16191134

>>16191104
Their rich heritage of protecting and connecting with nature.

They prefer it when you eat salads, tofu and vegan foods when in their company.

>> No.16191139

>>16191134
>Their rich heritage of protecting and connecting with nature.
I bet 500 quatloos they only do this because of that scene in Nausicaä where she's surrounded by bug tentacles.

>> No.16191150

>>16190901
Thank you anon

>> No.16191162

>>16191092
What sort of latex maid outfits? lewd ones?

>>16191123
You ruined her purity yourself. I bet you'd make her clean with only her chain as clothing.

>> No.16191163

>>16191139
You're definetly banned from talking to Elves.

>> No.16191168

>>16191163
It was a pretty hot scene, I'm not judging.

>> No.16191180

>>16191162
>What sort of latex maid outfits? lewd ones?
Modest ones, actually. That way I can tease her for being aroused for only wearing the most modest and covering maid outfit she has, all tightness and shininess aside.

>> No.16191183

>>16191074
Wanna cuddle that elf

>> No.16191187

>>16191183
That elf wants to cuddle you with her muscles.

>> No.16191191

>>16191041
>>16191047
You can call your raiju "Rainy".
Because she's your lightning in the rain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JI6AvgyqJ0

>> No.16191199
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16191199

It's just an experiment

>> No.16191202

>>16191001
After working yourself to the bone, you're excited to see your Kikimora waifu, thinking about all the cozy hugs and cuddle's she'll bombard you with when you get home. When you arrive, you notice that all of the lights in your house are off. Did she make an emergency trip to the grocery store?

You open the door, and she calls out to you from the bedroom.

"Over here, darling. I've been waiting."

Illuminated only by candle light, your Kikimora lies comfortably on the petal-littered bed, her wrists and ankles bound by leather cuffs. Blindfolded, and completely naked, but still smiling as happily and as elegantly as when you first met her.

It was only until a few weeks ago that she found out about your BDSM fetish whilst browsing through your folders. Last week, she let you lead her all around the house by a collar and leash, and yesterday, she asked you to tie her hands behind her back with a scarf while you took her from behind. And now, this. You adjust your collar.

"You smell like you're sweating a little, darling. Did you work hard today, or are you just happy to see me?"

Tonight is going to be a long night.

>> No.16191203

>>16191199
What kind of experiment?

>> No.16191204

>>16191199
On how long you can hold that pose while I go lickety-lick?

>> No.16191208

>>16191202
neat.

>> No.16191210

>>16191199
>>16191199
I guess it worked because my pants exploded.

>> No.16191215

>>16191202
That Kiki is getting turned into Mastah's perfect little bondage pet.

>> No.16191226

>>16191187
And I'm Ok with that.

In fact, I'll even let her be the big spoon on occasion.

May even help her get bigger gains

>> No.16191252

>>16191199
Can I take part in that experiment?

>> No.16191266

>>16190893
>KC is on his death bed
>Releases a reaper girl

What would reaper girls be like?

>> No.16191279
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>>16191266
Pretty much Death from Sandman, I guess.

>> No.16191302

>>16191199
Man, the standing splits is the apex sexy pose.

Actually, I remember a pic of a kitsune/kumiho doing the same pose too, but I never could find the source or artist. Anyone know the image in question?

>> No.16191306

>>16191266
They approach men who are on the brink of climax through masturbation, then cast a spell on them that prevents them from cumming before riding them all night long, extracting only the finest spirit energy from humans through their precum before finally allowing them a chance at release

If they end up getting pregnant from it, they'll follow you around wherever you go, tormenting you just like that whenever you try to masturbate, until the day you confess your love.

Then they go full deredere oneesan softdom, and never ever let you leave their home.

>> No.16191333

>>16191306
>Reaper
>Zero mention of death
>REAPER

The wisp makes a better reaper girl than yours.

>> No.16191336
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16191336

>>16191266
>What would reaper girls be like?

>> No.16191365

>>16190066
I want to train an alp to be a big bust dom

>> No.16191367

>>16191333
Her methods to extract spirit energy are like siphoning your soul.
KC MGs wouldn't game over you that quick.

>> No.16191377
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16191377

Arabian Nights, like Arabian days, more often that not, are hotter than hot, in a lot of good ways~

>> No.16191387

>>16191365
You disgust me.

>> No.16191402

>>16191377
I want to be a rebellious prince who gets suckered into a magical adventure with a poor but cocky brown mousegirl!

>> No.16191410

>>16191402
Street rat! Riff-raff!

>> No.16191426

>>16191306
Somehow, this reminds me of an H-manga where a ghost loli kept blueballing a guy nightly until he snapped and hentai-raped her.
It was a fun little story.

>> No.16191434

>>16191410
You might call her that now but I'm going to marry her anyway because it's true love!

Now I want to see a picture of a brown desert Mousegirl.

>> No.16191435

>>16191377
>in a lot of good ways
I've wondered about this lyric before. Surely there wouldn't be any innuendo in a Disney film though.

>> No.16191453

I want to tie an elf up and then inject her with that new muscle growth serum given to me by Lich-san!

>> No.16191455

>>16191453
Subject Zero is already on the loose.>>16191074

>> No.16191458

>>16191453
>her new muscles allow her to easily break free
you fucked up

>> No.16191466

>>16191458
Did he, anon? Did he?

>> No.16191467

>>16191202
How did she tie herself to the bed?

>> No.16191472

>>16191466
I mean, yeah, he did. That was some perfectly good bondage gear, all ruined now.

>> No.16191478

>>16191455
Well, this'll be a different elf.

Lich-San said it was extra strength.

>>16191458
Oh no.... however could this have happened?

Maybe a second dose will fix it.

>> No.16191482
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>>16190843
>Automaton
>JubJub
>Werecat

>> No.16191483

>>16191365
I wonder how hard that would be. I'm guessing it wouldn't be to much trouble, when she's in her early flustered stage constantly get embrassed around her and stress how much her new body drives you wild. Let her take the lead and eventually she gets super into it.

>> No.16191488

>>16191199
I want to tickle those thighs

>> No.16191492

>>16191467
With ropes, you just tie the knot for your dominant hand ahead of time, and leave a loop open, then do your ankles and other hand before slipping your dominant hand through the aforementioned loop and pulling.

With cuffs, it's a little easier because the buttons are easy to do with one hand (if you're dexterous), kind of like a shirt sleeve. She did it all blindfolded just to show how dedicated she is to pleasing her master.

>> No.16191498 [DELETED] 

Friendly reminder that a monstergirl can totally have sex with an Alp and not have it be yuri because Alps are still men.

>> No.16191506

>>16191199
Where does that thicc Lich put her phylactery?

>> No.16191509

>>16191506
As if she'd tell YOU where it is.

>> No.16191510 [DELETED] 

>>16191498
Alp is last century; I prefer to fuck mai waifu as a giant monsterboy spider.

>> No.16191516 [DELETED] 

>>16191498
>>16191510
Stop

>> No.16191519 [DELETED] 

>>16191510
It's not really a monsterboy if there's no actual boy in there, even if it's male. Like, there have to be enough human parts in there that if those parts were female, you could call it a monstergirl instead.

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16191520

>>16191482
Because of Titanfall 2, now I want a robo-wife.

>> No.16191522

>>16191506
Her phylactery is a butt plug.

You figure out the rest.

Also, Undead have no need for the bathroom.

>> No.16191525

>>16190843
-Kikimora
-Shoggoth
-Cyclops

Automaton is quickly climbing the ranks

>> No.16191530

>>16191520
that's a machine! a cold, hard machine built for war!

>> No.16191532

>>16188031
>Incubi can cum for minutes at a time
>Monsters aren't totally dependent, and can even leave their husbands for a time if they have something they care about
>Similarly, humans turned monsters don't just completely stop caring about their old lives
Man these stories are teaching all kinds of new things

>> No.16191536

>>16191520
This isn't the place for wasting images on videogame screencaps.

>> No.16191540
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>>16191522
I wish more was done to make that Lich look like a Lich.
>Also, Undead have no need for the bathroom.
I know that already.

>> No.16191551

>>16191536
I was gonna delete it queerbo, I've been here forever, I don't need you to tell me the """rules."""

>> No.16191554

>>16191540
I wish I was a Lich's chair.
>>16191551
What purpose did this image serve in the first place?

>> No.16191558

>>16191551
You're a bit of a cunt.

>> No.16191559
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16191559

These are your wives now.

>> No.16191560

>>16191522
>lich wearing a butt plug at all times
>probably has all sorts of hidden magical functions like vibrating, expanding, even fucking
>no matter how hard it teases her her expression remains the same
>deadpan and uninterested, even though the things the plug is doing to her would make even a Lilim blush
I dig it.

>> No.16191561

>>16191551
It's not like anyone can tell how long we've been here for. If you were going to already, then my bad.

>> No.16191563

>>16191554
My favorite character in TF2 is a female robot, automatons are female robots. Come on, simpleton.

>> No.16191569

>>16191559
And i'm divorcing.

>> No.16191571

I just remembered today is monoeye day

Also here is a lewd monstrous loli monoeye: https://twitter.com/morisugi/status/802135062359617536?lang=en

>> No.16191572

>>16191559
My bed's kind of narrow for three.
>>16191563
Why couldn't you post a picture of an Automaton?

>> No.16191573

>>16191571
>today is monoeye day
Says who?

>> No.16191586

>>16191569
Why?

>> No.16191590

>>16191571
It's also St Andrews day.

>> No.16191592

>>16191586
I don't like undead and I'm sure some other Anon would take them.

>> No.16191599

>>16191559
Undead Gumi looks pretty cute

>> No.16191607

>>16191520
>TFW no yandere sniper automaton wife with jump-jets to track you down over vast distances, and tether traps to keep you in bed.

>> No.16191610

>>16190843
>Dragon
>Anubis
>Kraken

>> No.16191612

>>16191573
1st of every month is monoeye day

An anon used to post about it every month, I wonder where he went

>> No.16191625

I'm falling in love with an evil girl.

Help.

>> No.16191629

>>16191625
Tell her not to bring work home.

>> No.16191630

>>16191625
Give in to the Dark Side.

They give better nookies.

>> No.16191631

>>16191629
Tie her up and keep her in a cage till she promises to be good.

>> No.16191637

>>16191631
Disgusting

>> No.16191642

>>16191637
Effective.

>> No.16191646

>>16191631
>>16191642
Trying to change her against her will is evil.

>> No.16191647

>>16191642
Fag.

>> No.16191653

>>16191646
Not if it's for the greater good.

>>16191647
Rude.

>> No.16191660

So anon, you've married a pair of Succubus half-sisters.
How does your mother react?

>> No.16191663

>>16191653
You don't deserve to say you love if her if you don't love her for being who she is. If she's evil then you will love her while she's evil, and that's the way the cookie crumbles.
>>16191660
She's hopeful I will finally move out. We won't

>> No.16191666

>>16191663
How could you have sex with your mother around all the time?

>> No.16191667

>>16191660
Tries to shoo the demons away.

>> No.16191671

>>16191666
Close the door to my room, gee. Your daughters are fine, Lucy.

>> No.16191677

>>16191671
You're a bad son, anon.

>> No.16191682

>>16191677
How? Do I not give her life meaning? Am I not the joy in her heart?

>> No.16191691
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>>16191660
She'll be happy with it.

I'd rather marry two girls from some of my favorite species though

>> No.16191693

>>16191660
No reaction from a corpse

>> No.16191694

>>16191682
You're tainting the joy with all your lewd actions.

>> No.16191699

>>16191694
Grand kids won't appear out of thin air, ma.

>> No.16191742

>>16191646
Said Anon, on the monstergirl thread, oblivious to the hypocrisy that threatened to consume him.

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>>16191742
What's that supposed to mean? I always loved the tentacles.

>> No.16191774

>>16191756
Changing people against their will is kind of the driving force behind the MGE.

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>>16191774
Good grief! You're ears are full of propaganda and other muck. Let's get those cleaned out, shall we?

>> No.16191794

>>16191792
>You're
I didn't type that.

>> No.16191829

>>16191794
It was probably a monster girl.

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16191836

>>16191829
Got your attention?

>> No.16191846

>>16191836
Damn you succuvirus! I hope you don't delete all those lewd monster girl pictures on my computer.

>> No.16191852

>>16191846
>anon opens porn folder
>the size is still the same
>the content though...

>> No.16191863

>>16191852
I would rather have no porn than to have virus porn! Hopefully she gets sad and goes away.

>> No.16191873

>>16191863
Why you gotta be so mean?

>> No.16191886

>>16191774
Only for Orderfags.
The rest of us are fine with monsters.

>> No.16191888
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>>16188633
>He thinks Krampus is for Christmas
Silly anon, KRAMPUSNACHT IS IN FOUR DAYS.

>> No.16191889

Do your daughterus dream of a white Christmas, anons?

>> No.16191895

>>16191889
They're only six, so they better not be! The wife, on the other hand...

>> No.16191897

>>16191889
no, my waifu and daugterus are Gyoubu Danuki's

>> No.16191904

>>16191889
They don't need to, there's always snow on the ground during Christmas! It would be unthinkable for it to be otherwise.

>> No.16191906

>>16191889
Not really. She does dream of a purple Christmas though, so does my waifu!

>> No.16191908

>>16191889
They don't need to dream it. Snow by Christmas is more or less guaranteed around here.

>> No.16191909

>>16191889
My daughteru is raising her own christmas tree and is adding part of her hoard on it.
She is too pure.

>> No.16191918

>>16191889
I have no daughteru. In fact I'm pretty sure my body exudes an anti-happiness field.

>> No.16191941

>>16191202
10/10 would impregnate

>> No.16191945

>>16191889
I'm going to teach my daughteru all about the most magical period of human history, my childhood years, the 90's! I will sit her in front of the TV and make her watch Goof Troop! This will be the most significant Christmas of her life!

>> No.16191970

>>16191945
>dad, this is lame

>> No.16191978

>>16191970
And when she's in her rebellious teenager phase, I'll make her watch the movie, and then she will finally understand what it means to be loved.

>> No.16192007

Speaking of Christmas MGs.

The Jólakötturinn would be maximum /fa/.

>> No.16192012

>>16192007
I don't speak Icelandic, make sense please.

>> No.16192019

>>16192012
Evil Icelandic Yule Cat who eats people who don't get new clothes for Christmas. Would rape the Anons foolish enough to wear ugly sweaters.

>> No.16192022

>>16192019
Hmm, I see. I'mma spank it.

>> No.16192027

>>16192019
So it's a mutation of the Cheshire cat?

>> No.16192028

>>16192019
Beats the Krampus or Nackles or whatever its name is...

>> No.16192032

Good news everyone. The weather Ryu has stopped being a cunt and my paper might actually dry out enough to doodle a Kraken, Ryu, Wurm cake on.

>> No.16192035

>>16192032
Dehumidifiers are amazing fyi.

>> No.16192043

>>16192032
>doodle a Kraken, Ryu, Wurm cake on.
That sounds cute. Do it.

>> No.16192065
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Just let the Wurm have the food Anon, it's not worth the fight!

>> No.16192066

>>16192032
What's a cake-on?

>> No.16192071

>>16192065
Not like I could stop it if I tried.

>> No.16192074

>>16192065
No, it's mine. Everything the light touches is mine!

>> No.16192075

>>16192065
I'm going to eat the food and not leave a single bite for her.

>> No.16192082

>>16192075
She has already taken a bite, so you're woefully behind schedule there.

>> No.16192084
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16192084

How do you deal with all their shortcomings?

>> No.16192086

>>16192065
Why not just go for food play? That way you get get some of the food at least.

>> No.16192089

>>16192082
Then I'm going to kiss her to get the taste of the piece she ate.

>> No.16192091

>>16192086
Like playing tug-of-war with a piece of stretchy anime meat?

Sounds dangerous when a Wurm is your opponent.

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>>16192084
Earplugs for loud snoring.

>> No.16192119

>>16192091
It's worth it anon. Just let it happen.

>> No.16192127

>>16190843
>Pharaoh
>Apophis
>Gandharva
I love Desert Monsters with huge tits.

>> No.16192147
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>>16192127
The desert is a magical place.

>> No.16192153

>>16192065
>Implying she wouldn't smash her way through an entire city just for that stretchy meat

There was an Anon who slapped a Wurm's ass and there was terrible collateral damage from the Wurm chasing him. I would just give her the meat knowing what she's capable of.

>> No.16192158

>>16192147
That looks more like a local variety of kitsune.

>> No.16192159

>>16192147
Oh look. She's doing the "I'm a whore" sign that all foxes do. Glad to see the desert has their sluts.

>> No.16192173

>>16192159
Please do not tell lies.

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>>16192153
>Wurm slithers her way through town with a blank expression on her face, in the direction of the local baker.
>Guards rush out to stop her.
>Swords and spears alike break on her scaled body.
>She doesn't even seem to notice.
>Crashes through buildings in a direct line to the smell of pie.
>Guards resort to tugging on her tail to try and slow her.
>Just get dragged along.
>Wurm enters the bakery, while the baker flees for his life.
>Begins eating ALL the pies.

It's like a natural disaster.

>> No.16192177

>>16192147
>Hathorite Kitsune
Yes please.

>> No.16192183

>>16192035
Too bad I can't get one.

>> No.16192186

>>16192147
I want to nestle into her fertile valley.

>> No.16192193

>>16192177
Take your kitsune to the nearest desert kingdom and get her to drink some pharaoh milk. The purer, the better.

>> No.16192226

>>16192175
>Use revolving doors
>Wurm gets stuck and doesn't know how to get out

>> No.16192237

>>16192226
She''d just crash through them.

>> No.16192239

My shitposting is a ruse, it guarantees a Krampus waifu!

>> No.16192244

>>16185400
Would a jorou celebrate the winter solstice?

>> No.16192248

>>16192239
What if I'm a good poster?

>> No.16192254

>>16192244
She'd take some time to stylize her long luscious hair into something winter themed.

>> No.16192257

>>16192248
You get a plump jolly elf waifu.

>> No.16192262

>>16192257
Sounds good to me.

Do certain parts of her jiggle like a bowel full of jelly?

>> No.16192263

>>16192244
Jorougumo only know how to celebrate one thing, vicious web-binding rape in the evening and her husband cuddling her in the morning, re-assuring her that it was all part of his plan to get her to admit her feelings.

Since he never had the gall to fuck his feelings into her.

>> No.16192265

>>16192244
Would vampires?

>> No.16192270

>>16192237
Can't break adamantium doors so easily, even if you have ten Wurms.

>> No.16192272

>>16192265
Would Wendigo?

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>>16192265
>Assorted Undead girls in Christmas attire
Yes please. Undead Kingdoms would be very pretty when snowy provided they're architecturally like Yharnam.

>> No.16192278

>>16192274
Wouldn't the undead be unable to move at all due to the cold?
Imagine a Lich, frozen in place, trying to reach for something just out of reach.

>> No.16192285

>>16192274
It would almost be Irithyll then.

>> No.16192288

>>16192278
All they need to do is bundle up in magically warm winter stuff.

>> No.16192294

>>16192274
I don't think they'd make them in cold locales though.
If I remember correctly, zombies hate the cold.

>> No.16192299

>>16192288
That won't do anything if you don't produce heat from being undead.

>> No.16192328

>>16192032
>it's raining again
Well fuck you too, you old hag Ryu.

>> No.16192331

>>16192328
Reminder that Ryu can only make it rain by getting fugs.

>> No.16192347

>>16188031
>dreuella went around and handed out sex guides to all the new horny monsters
oh geez

>> No.16192349

>>16192331
So never.

>> No.16192350

>>16192193
>You'll never be a slaved that becomes the human sacrifice required for a Desert Girl conversion ritual.
Which basically amounts to being forced to watch as she transforms, then left alone in a room with a busty exceedingly horny delicious brown monstergirl.

>> No.16192354

>>16192331
Hopefully those showers aren't golden

>> No.16192371

>>16191074
Torso a little too chunky for my liking. Make the hips wider or the waist simmer

>> No.16192376

>>16192354
Hopefully.

>> No.16192401

>>16192350
Do we even have any greentexts like that.

>> No.16192405

>>16192175
>weather forecast in MG city
>"Keep them doors locked because a Wurm has been spotted approaching the south coast. City officials urge for delicious treats and cakes not to be left outside or exposed to the world"

>> No.16192412

Someone once said that I needed to give them better reasons why they should play through MGQ.

It only dawned on me just now that I could have said "You get to fug multiple different big fat snag titties" and been done with it.

>> No.16192415

>>16192405
>little girl watches it
>scoffs while opening a bag of chips
>after eating one, a whole herd of Wurms erupts from the floor beneath her and assaults her for the bag of doritos

>> No.16192417

>>16192350
[sweating intensifies]

>> No.16192420

>>16192331
Wanderer Ryu that looks for dying villages and gives them rain.

Bonus point if tht are black haired and have a you know who corrupting their rain.

>> No.16192422
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>>16192153

>> No.16192423

>>16192415
Wurms are so cute and silly.

But seriously dangerous creatures. I advise you anons to just watch from far away and not try and get close

>> No.16192425

>>16192420
Your donut steelim?

>> No.16192439

>>16192425
She's pretty cute.

>> No.16192447

>>16192350
>Forced to watch a girl turn into a monster knowing full well she's going to plow you into the floor
My fetish

>> No.16192454

>>16192422
http://files.catbox.moe/zwx2rw.jpg

>> No.16192455

>>16190176
>>lava golems watching in horror as their husbands are immolated by their own flames

shit man I'm crying

>> No.16192464
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16192464

>tfw Cheshires haven't received ass focused lewds in ages

>> No.16192492

>>16192464
Cheshire butt.

>> No.16192495

>>16192401
A few odds and ends where we've talked about "desertification" of certain monstergirls.
Basically, making them brown and deliciously curvy after a drink of the pharaoh's milk.

>> No.16192505

>>16192439
I find her meh.

>> No.16192508

>>16192032
Where the fuck are you putting your drawing paper that it gets wet when it rains?
You do know what the concept of "being inside" is, don't you?

>> No.16192511

>>16192464
They just got a facesitting one. Don't be greedy.

>> No.16192515

>>16192272
Wendigos dress up as little Christmas trees in their coats

>> No.16192520

>>16192511
>asking a CheshireFag not to be greedy

They take after their waifus.

>> No.16192530

>>16192455
That's just horrifying to think off. She'd be traumatised and utterly broken. Knowing that she unintentionally killed the one person she loves the most in the universe.

>> No.16192531

>>16192464
>tfw many MGs even older then Cheshires still don't have any lewds at all.
At least you have something, ya spoiled shit.

>> No.16192532
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16192532

>>16192401
>>16192495

>> No.16192536

>>16192508
I'm in a camper that doesn't prevent humidity.
Unless I buy some sort of airtight container it WILL get wet.

>> No.16192540

>>16192515
Green coats?
Imagine a buy buying what he thinks is a tree, but is really a Wendigo in disguise.

>> No.16192542

>>16192505
At least you remember her.

>> No.16192543

>>16192536
Jeez, that sucks. I wouldn't wish the fate of having to live in a camper upon even my worst enemy.

>> No.16192547

>>16192542
At least yours isn't regarded as a meme like CRUSHER.

>>16192543
Yeah it sucks. Especially since it's WA, where it gets cold 24/7 after halfway through fall.

>> No.16192559

>>16192547
I never post about her, so I guess that's why.

>> No.16192581

>>16192547
>At least yours isn't regarded as a meme like CRUSHER
Do you guys even know what a meme is?
Crusher was randomly mentioned like ONE time, and every time after that has been people whining about how she's a meme.
A meme is something that lasts and spreads, guys. Crusher isn't the meme. Calling her a meme is the meme.
If it wasn't for that, people would have forgotten about her as quickly as they forgot about Kawaiipenis.

>> No.16192591

>>16192581
>Kawaiipenis.
I know she was made to take the piss out of the steelims, but I still find her funny in a 12 year old tryhard sue sort of way.

>> No.16192612

>>16192581
It's the Milhouse of shitty lilim OCs.

>> No.16192619

>>16192581
I was using CRUSHER as an example compared to my own.

>> No.16192622

Do Mermaids or sea MGs in general intentionally drag the men they like under the waves?

>> No.16192627

>>16192622
Only the rude ones.

>> No.16192634
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16192634

Whats the most suitable monster to turn a corrupt paladin into?

>> No.16192635

>>16192634
Demon.

>> No.16192640

>>16192634
Angel

>> No.16192641

>>16192622
Yes.
That's another reason why Sea Bishops are a thing.

>> No.16192645

>>16192634
Succunt.

>> No.16192646

>>16192634
Succubi. But any slutty MG will do.

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>>16192454
Nice job, thank you for doing these conversions (is that the proper term to describe it?)

>> No.16192656
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16192656

>>16192540

>> No.16192658

>>16192634
Wight or Demon.
>Armored 7ft. Wight never

>> No.16192662 [SPOILER] 
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>>16192634
Big strong amazons

>> No.16192668

>>16189425
>Be powerful wizard in previous age.
>New overlord
>Suddenly girl

Shit sucks I bet.

>> No.16192670

>>16192656
>angry Wendigo noises
How would those even sound?

>> No.16192675

>>16192634
Minotaur.

>> No.16192679

>>16192649
>>16192656
This'll be a grand Winter.

>> No.16192680

>>16192670
Have you ever heard an angry moose?

>> No.16192688

>>16192670
Something like skchhhheeeee

>> No.16192689

>>16192634
Any type of Dragon.
Vanilla dragons are the best of course, but a Paladin getting corrupted into a Jabberwock is good too.

>> No.16192694

>>16192670
Incredibly uncute and terrifying, unlike when they're flustered.
I think my best example would be a Redead's scream from Wind Waker.

>> No.16192700

>>16192689
She must be really really powerful to become a Dragon. Lilims would do anything to turn her into one.

>> No.16192704
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16192704

>>16192670
A very scary one due to being Wendigos and all.

>> No.16192706

>>16192694
This works.
Any kind of sound which would be able to chill your blood, even in a blizzard, is the kind of sound a wendigo should make.

>> No.16192713

>>16192670
Like a kid on a Minecraft server who just had his autismfort blown up.

>> No.16192720

>>16192713
>Like a kid on a Minecraft server who just had his autismfort blown up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYB4v8uThXc

This video comes to mind

>> No.16192734

>>16192706
Wendigos might be cute, but one should definitely be afraid of them when they're angry. You know how they've been drawn charging through deep snow like it was nothing? Imagine that aiming to beat your ass.

>> No.16192738

>>16192720
>Playing minecraft with MGs

Penis everywhere.

>> No.16192740

>>16192634
>you will never be pinned tightly against a paladin by a pair of cruel succubi as they turn her
>they will never spend the next several hours instructing her on how to best make use of her new body to drain you dry
Dammit i want that game translated already

>> No.16192741

>>16192720
>3:37
Have you ever been so angry that you phased out of existence?

>> No.16192758

>>16192720
Does the admin do ASMR videos?

>> No.16192767

>>16192720
Jesus fucking christ dude.

>> No.16192777

>>16192738

Imagine the raw fury that would come with destroying all the penises a MG made in minecraft.

>> No.16192784

>>16192777
Nah, you just get raped.

>> No.16192787

>>16192784
I can't get raped through a computer screen

>> No.16192791

>>16192787
They'd trace your IP.

>> No.16192792

>>16192787
>implying she wouldn't stalk you online to find out where you live

>> No.16192793
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16192793

So...would this statement be true if it's MGs raping men?

>> No.16192796

>>16192791
Would the consequences never be the same?

>> No.16192797

>>16192791
Good luck I'm behind seven proxies.

>> No.16192799

>>16192740
Me too Anon. The part where she got flayed was my favorite

Heard the author is working on a second game.

>> No.16192812

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Automaton

Wait, is this a thing now? Pending legal action, wiki pages got purged? Seriously?

>> No.16192826

>>16192812
There's no possible legal action that can be taken.

>> No.16192828

>>16192826
then why was it taken down, why does it remain down?

>> No.16192836

>>16187841
Responses to this post represent the sheer amount of untapped potential by writefags

>> No.16192849

>>16192689
>Have childhood friend
>Train in the ways of the mighty Paladin together with her
>On one of your first real missions out together, you run afoul of a Lilim, and your friend is kidnapped and presumed dead or worse
>On a later mission, you yourself are subsequently kidnapped yourself when a wyvern takes the field!
>She carries you far in her mighty claws, eventually dropping you in what you can only assume is her lair
>And then-!
You can guess the rest. Something something "Mount".

>> No.16192850

>>16192828
Because KC spergs out and they're afraid of him because they don't want to lose their status as the "official" fan site.

>> No.16192858

>>16192734
The cuteness adds to the contrast. They're a lovely little winter loli, but every interpretation of their namesake is horrifying and unnatural.
Cute as they might be, they're little beasts wearing demonic cloaks, and they thrive naked in environments that'll suck the life of a prepared human in hours.

Just imagine being stuck on some mountainside during a snowstorm, camping out in the shelter of a cave, and hearing that wailing scream. Drowning out the wind and the storm, echoing across mountaintops. Angry for your blood.

Don't treat wendigos lightly.

>> No.16192866

>>16192812
Most people are paranoid after KC told MGU to fuck off.

>> No.16192870

>>16187841
Apophis Venom can turn a pure or timid MG into a raging slut. It stays in their bodies forever too.

Regular Harpies are commonly used for delivery services in places where MG-human relations are good.

A Kraken is strong enough to literally drag a ship underwater. Other sea MGs tag along to find a partner from the sinking ship too.

>> No.16192873

>>16192870
>A Kraken is strong enough to literally drag a ship underwater. Other sea MGs tag along to find a partner from the sinking ship too.
But can she open a jar of pickles or does she need to ask her husband?

>> No.16192879

>>16192812
What? Did Automaton page get purged or something? Was there even a translation made, I can't remember.

>> No.16192882

>>16192870
>Apophis Venom can turn a pure or timid MG into a raging slut. It stays in their bodies forever too.
It's not forgotten. It's just shit, so nobody except grapesluts pay it any heed. And nobody pays them any heed, so it all works out in the end.

>> No.16192886

>>16192866
>Most people are paranoid after KC told MGU to fuck off.
Wasn't it just that one guy and not MGU as a whole?

>> No.16192889

>>16192873
Not even a dragon can open a jar of pickles, she destroyes it. That's why I open it for mine

>> No.16192890

>>16192886
Initially it was, until the guy started making his low effort photoshops again. And I think the MGU guys didn't handle it in the most PR-friendly way, so KC snapped and said they couldn't translate it any more.

>> No.16192894

>>16192879
Standard practice is to not put up images or the profile until the official release from KC, leaks and scans of MGE2 notwithstanding.

>> No.16192895

>>16192870
>Apophis Venom can turn a pure or timid MG into a raging slut.
For their husbando.

>> No.16192898

>>16192793
Yes. Its never rape you're dating you just dont know it yet.

>> No.16192903

>>16192890
>KC snapped and said they couldn't translate it any more.
Why do they still listen to him then? If he just told them off they can translate it when ever they want to since it's not like his going to do anything against them.

>> No.16192905

>>16192793
No, the law is if they cum it's not rape.

>> No.16192913

>>16192826
You don't think infringing a persons IP is grounds for legal action?
Boy have I got a bridge to sell you.

>> No.16192916

>>16192905
So there is no rape in MGC?

It's like a magical reverse Sweden?

>> No.16192926

>>16192812
There was never anything there. There was that weird early picture of the art but KC asked for those to get taken down.

>> No.16192928

>>16192903
He didn't just tell them off, he sent them a cease and desist notice. If he's willing to send a C&D then there's no reason to believe he wouldn't go further.

>> No.16192941

>>16192903
He said they're not allowed to. And they listen to him because they're worried he might take legal action.

Which, y'know, has next to zero chance of happening, because he's in Japan, living off a typical worker's salary, and the time, money and effort involved in leveraging international legal action against a tiny website who makes translations of your barely-porn drawings wouldn't be worth it at all to anyone with sanity. So why they listened to him, I have no clue.

Now, with SS in the picture, and assuming the legal rights to English translations of the profiles, things could be different.
But back when the whole thing was still relevant, who knows.

>> No.16192942

>>16192928
He actually sent a C&D notice? Wow, That's hard. I know that MGU isn't great. But fuck, That's a bit to harsh.

>> No.16192946

>>16192916
Well, if that doesn't solidify how shit MGC is then I don't know what will.

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>>16192946
It's all worth it for MGC Beach baby!

World's greatest!

>> No.16192959

>>16192916
>>16192946
>TFW you country has become a short hand for countries that have fucked up.
I just need a monster girl to hug right now.

>> No.16192961

>>16192812
You realize that the "Legal Action" thing is just people muttering rumors, and that the leaked scans were taken down out of respect for KC. The same thing happened on MGR. Further...

>>16192890
>>16192903
>>16192941
The same guy handles the MGE translations as has always been. MGU just isn't allowed to HOST MGE content any more. Thus it's on MGR instead.

>> No.16192965

>>16192958
>city beaches
>not shit and covered in trash
Good one.

>> No.16192966

>>16192942
Do not be a dick to KC-sensei

>> No.16192968

>>16192958
No beach is worth dealing with anything that is like Sweden.

>> No.16192972

>>16192959
What country?
Because mine's pretty much a hive of censorship thought-policing in its own way.
We can get together and start our own country.

>> No.16192978

>>16192972
Sweden. And by the sounds of it I guess your from England or Germany. Am I right?

>> No.16192979

I think people down at /monster/ are doing a full translation but I don't know how long its going to be. Wish whoever was doing summaries over here didnt stop

>> No.16193000

>>16192968
Uhh anon, the opposite of Sweden would be not Sweden.

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>>16192858
That's not going to stop me from picking her up if she starts stalking me through the snow

>> No.16193012

>>16193000
Reverse Sweden just means the women are the ones doing all the raping and committing all the crimes.

Damn those desert girls.

>> No.16193013

Working on a basis of a story, looking for opinions.
Would a sort of turf war between Sabbath vs Eros followers interest anyone?
MC would be a guy pretty much being caught in the middle of the conflict looking to find his brother that went missing.

>> No.16193019

>>16192978
Right on the first guess.
Ouch, Sweden's never a good one.
Tell you what, you let me watch porn where women are allowed to ejaculate, and you can be as racist and non-inclusive as you like.

>> No.16193022

>>16193012
Just use your male privilege.

>> No.16193023

So I've had this idea in my head for a while...

>Paladin order in modern times.
>Have a very simple mission-statement; heal the sick, aid the poor, defend the weak.
>Most think they're a bunch of ignorant, monster-hating zealots.
>They're fine with this, they're not in this business for everyone's approval, and the more the general public dismisses them as crazed fanatics, the less they're inclined to dig and discover their true purpose.
>Battling ancient, indescribable horrors the Demon Lord accidentally and unknowingly unleashed when she defied the Gods and upset the natural balance of he world.

Basically, a story about some Paladins who keep the hugbox working from behind the scenes by fighting honest-to-god, world-threatening monstrosities each and every day, often saving random Anons and their waifus in the process.

>> No.16193032

>>16193013
Sounds fun.

>> No.16193033

>>16193023
So sort of like a holy Men in Black? I can dig it.
I wonder what would happen if a sect of the Order from the past showed up and met the Future Order?

>> No.16193039

>>16193022
But that's not how that works either.

It would be the pale girls that have privilege. Men would be the poor, oppressed people that don't get equally paid.

>> No.16193042

>>16193013
>Would a sort of turf war between Sabbath vs Eros followers interest anyone?
I don't see WHY they would be fighting but the story could be fun any how.

>> No.16193052

>>16193013
Could go either way, tell me more.
Why would the two sides be warring in the first place, for example?

>>16193023
Nice subversion of common opinions, and an idea that plays off of expectations.
It's an orginal concept, and I wish I had the idea. The thought of a "hugbox" being maintained while selfless souls are being torn assunder by nightmares to keep the bloodshed from breaking out really does appeal to me.
But it's all in the execution, and how you write it. Put out a chapter and I'll definitely read it, at least.

>> No.16193055

>>16193042
Expats into our world somehow. Think of a "burned over" district. Sabbath are looking to get everyone, and so start trying to poach Eros people. Obviously that shit wouldn't fly.

>> No.16193056

Is posting OCs here frowned upon/annoying?

>> No.16193061

>>16193052
see>>16193055

>> No.16193062

>>16193023
So men in black but with MGE paladins?
Interesting. I wouldn't read it myself since that's not my cup of tea. But it has potential.

>> No.16193064

>>16193039
They're not oppressed, they can get far just by being male.

>> No.16193067

>>16193056
Only if the OC is shit, or you're annoying about it.
Otherwise, go for it. I plan to post my own OC soon anyway.

>> No.16193068

>>16193056
Depends on the character, species, etc.

Some are deemed annoying due to memetic mutation (Such as Stinkypede), and others still are looked down upon due to feeling like "Special Snowflakes" (Generally Lilim-OCs).

>> No.16193073

>>16193064
That's pretty sexist of you, anon.

>> No.16193075

>>16193056
Depends, is it good? Then Pepole will like it and have no problem with it.
Is it doughnut steel tier? Then don't bother unless you want to be called a faggot.

>> No.16193092

>>16193055
Hm. So the Sabbath is acting out of desperation?
Even as expats living in the slums of an unfamiliar world, they're making advances on those under Eros' protection and taking them for themselves? Even knowing it'll cause war, and worsen their situation?

Obviously, I can't see the full scope and justification for the idea like you can, so you have a better idea of the situation than I do.

>> No.16193125

>>16193092
I wouldn't call it desperation, just greed.
Originally I was just going to have them start poaching couples from Eros' church(?) and "converting" them into the ways of Sabbath, but keep it a kind of cold war thing. But no, being in this world, I wasn't going to have super duper Eros being able to do shit.
Kind of a they're on their own scenario.
Do they fight back? Or just take it kind of thing.

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>>16193056
OCs are an odd case for me, because in the MGEs case I appreciate them for the fact that they depict other members of a monstergirl species without going into extremes. Take Monorus' and Bucksatans OCs for instance.

Then on the other side of the spectrum you have Donutsteelims, which I loathe aside from a few exceptions.

>> No.16193129

Is this the Redcaps theme song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VZhSkREYBc

>> No.16193144

>>16193125
But the only thing Eros cares about is love. Why would being in the Sabbath change anything? Are you trying to imply the Sabbath robs them of love?
Wouldn't they just seamlessly merge their super-loving ways into the Sabbath? The last thing we need in this thread is even more anti-Sabbath propaganda bullshit.

>> No.16193151

>>16193144
I'm not trying to make anti-Sabbath bullshit, I promise.
I'm just trying to think up of a good conflict to get caught in the middle of you know?
Sabbath vs. LightBright order is just too overdid. Just spitballing for a different group, you follow me?

>> No.16193157

>>16193128
Who would those exceptions be?

>> No.16193160

>>16193151
As far as setting up a conflict goes, Eros probably isn't the best route to go. Their all-loving ways make even the Order tend to get along with them.

If you want Sabbath vs Something, why not like, Hathorites or some such?

>> No.16193173

>>16193160
Not him, but what the fuck is a hathorite?

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>>16193157
I like Illassa, if only for all that nice art she gets.

>> No.16193184

>>16193173
Hathorite lich

>> No.16193192

>>16193173
>Being this new

I mean, I guess it's expected when you get stuff in the thread today like "I bet you didn't know Ushi blood makes more Ushi's" when Ushi blood in the water supply was one of the oldest traitor-kun memes.

Even if all this was less than a year ago, god damn, I feel old.

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>>16193173
Well anon, do you like lactation?

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How many of you would work at the MGC Hunting Lodge?

Not even just as Human Boy Runners but any position like gardener, legit actual Butler, pool boy, sauna cleaner, ect?

>> No.16193206

>>16193160
Isn't there something in the encyclopedia where they tried to do something to a holstaur but just turned it into a stick figure with giant boobs?

>> No.16193216

>>16193206
>where they tried to do something to a holstaur but just turned it into a stick figure with giant boobs?
They created oppai loli Holstaurs.

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Man this Hathorite chat reminds me of good ole Arachnotaur!

Bringer of the finest hardwood flooring, fancy spider dances, Holy Chocolate Milk, and the NecroMooMicon!

>> No.16193235

>>16193023
Thats a neat idea. The Modern Order being a scapegoat for everything that goes wrong and its members shunned, avoided and ignored makes for quite a good cover.

>> No.16193236

>>16193160
Hathorites huh? An interesting option, thank you.

>> No.16193244

>>16193204
Might be a comfy place.

>> No.16193259

>>16193033
I actually had a thought about that, a more dogmatic, wealthy and publicly-known Paladin Order slowly weaving it's way into the city over the course of a few chapters, showing up more and more frequently and meddling in the 'Heretic' orders street-level affairs; "Healing the sick, aiding the poor and defending the weak" doesn't necessarily exclude Monstergirls.

Eventually, all this comes to a head, leading to Paladin-on-Paladin violence.

>> No.16193262

>>16193173
>lewl, newfag
But I'll answer you all the same.

Basically a Cowtits Religion the thread thought up, named for the Egyptian Fertility Goddess, Hathor.

>>16193206
The High Baphomet snuck a Lolification Potion into a Holstaur's drink. The result was an Oppai Loli.

Bapho Prime was not pleased.

>> No.16193269

>>16193128
>>16193067
>>16193068
>>16193075
What about non-mge MG OCs?

>> No.16193272

>>16193269
for what purpose

>> No.16193280

>>16193269
I'd love to see some. Thundragon's Fiora is pretty delightful, so seeing more variety would be great.

>> No.16193287

>>16193269
Not too keen on that idea.

>> No.16193293

>>16193287
This isn't the MGE thread. Some non-MGE would actually be good for this place.

>> No.16193296

>>16193259
>That spoiler
What would the general populace think since they think both sides are one and the same?

>> No.16193301

>>16193204
I'll be a White Horn's fur fluffer and coat cleaner

>> No.16193307

>>16193293
It isn't, but if history is any indicator, the chances of a monster girl OC from some other franchise or one drawn from imagination being decent aren't terribly high.

>> No.16193308

>>16193301
It's a lodge anon.

A lodge for hunting human boys.

There's kind of a lot of different clientele that specializing in silly things would be...well silly.

At least you're coat guy though, probably better than being the anons who have to run away from MGs out in the wilderness.

>> No.16193311

>>16193308
She'll get dirty matted fur after long hunts, someone has to keep her clean and cute!

>> No.16193312

>>16193308
Just remember to wear moccasins, harder to track.
(I learned that from the most dangerous game)

>> No.16193347

>>16193296
Well on the surface, most would just take it as a bunch of nutjobs having a sword/bullet-to-the-face contest. But they're two separate Knightly Orders, so their heraldry's markedly different, which might lead some inquisitive minds to recognize one side as their local lunatics who live in that crumbling old monastery in the poor side of town and to start digging into what it is they actually do, making the Paladins' job that much more difficult.

On the other hand, it could just lead to a widespread police crackdown, again making their job that much harder.

>> No.16193349

>>16193307
What history are you drawing from?

>> No.16193356

>>16193311
Okay so the one White Horn who occasionally comes to the lodge to hunt down human boys for fun will have you there to help.

Your Tanuki boss would have half a mind to toss you out there to be hunted down by the MGs for specializing in one thing.

For Chief God's sake anon, we're men not flies, we can do more than one thing in our lives. Branch out and become a tail fluffer, horn polisher, MG coat cleaner, and literal coat taker guy.

>> No.16193357

>>16193151
Greed alone sounds pretty anti-Sabbath. They get more than enough adherents as it is.
Canonically, they are a private military service and research division, that also doubles as a kind of kindergarten, children store chain and community outreach program.
They're basically the Outer Heaven of the MGE world, except they don't have to worry about government exploitation in the first place.
The only conflict that could arise from the Sabbath is a religious dispute between them and the alleged "Onee-Sabbath".

I suppose I should also mention that Wonderland and the Chaos faction are still around, and likely to cause trouble for some reason or another.

>> No.16193368

>>16193357
The whole point is to have each side doing shady shit, hence being caught in the middle. I'm not looking for the MC to join one side or the other, that's the readers decision on which they would prefer.

>> No.16193378

>>16193192
I'm feeling that now too anon, especially since I joined these threads before the exodus.
>>16193224
Your loyalty and resilience is admirable anon, I hope that if 2017 does happen you get your waifu.
>>16193262
The best religion.

>> No.16193380

>>16193357
>Canonically, they are a private military service and research division, that also doubles as a kind of kindergarten, children store chain and community outreach program.
Can we just take a minute to burn this beautiful sentence into our minds? I want this to be the sentence that we all immediately think of upon hearing the word "Sabbath", every time and without fail.

>> No.16193391

>>16193357
They're door knocking mormons though, trying to spread the word of loli though.

>> No.16193397

>>16193347
>"You there! Paladin! Hands where I can see 'em!"
>Oh for god's sake, not this again.
>"What are you doing in this neighborhood?"
>Nothing worth your time officer, now if you excuse me I'm in a hurry. There are people who need my help.
>"Oh really? With what, killing monsters?"
>Way to profile there. Humanitarian aid actually. I'm a healer.
>"Then why are you carrying a gun?"
>Have you seen what's been going on? It's sad but even healers like me need protection.
>"From what? All you order freaks are out to kill monstergirls for being "unholy" right?"
>Check the heraldry officer. Order of the Radiant Light. Different sect entirely from those Order of the Goddess Flame zealots.
>"And if that's the truth, then I've got some prime real estate in the Demon Lord's domain to sell you. You're coming with me!"
>With all due respect officer, fuck that. I've got people who need healing and if you take me then their deaths are on your hands.

Seems like it'd be rather tense.

>> No.16193398

>>16192649
Something like that.
http://files.catbox.moe/7rj5ya.jpg

>>16192656
http://files.catbox.moe/ruq5j6.jpg

>> No.16193408

>>16193397
But it pretty much writes itself, dunnit?

>> No.16193412
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16193412

This is my first try at writing a Shadowrun-esque mystery/thriller so I hope you all enjoy! I plan to write further stories if enough people like it, so make sure to be vocal about what you did/did not like!

http://pastebin.com/rnpyrj37

>> No.16193426

>>16189425
>atheist faggot gets attacked by a Dark Priest
>wakes up as a Dark Priest Alp

It's so tragically awful it's hilarious.

>> No.16193427

>>16193129
No its https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcA24RTmnF8

>> No.16193430

>>16189425
H-how would an amazon alp work?

>> No.16193439

I want to slap a "CAUTION: WIDE TURNS" sticker on a thick Automation's butt!

>> No.16193441

>>16193380
It would be nice, wouldn't it?

Sadly, the memes are not in our favor.

Oh well, at least to me, the first thing I'll think of regarding the Sabbath is a Loli-Lich hard at work in her lab making all manner of lewd creations to showcase at the next Mass.

>> No.16193445
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16193445

>>16193412
Goddamn hat sounds like a nice premise.
>>16193439
>not pic-related

>> No.16193449

I want me and my Kobold waifu to tackle our Kobold daughteru down on the bed, tie her down tightly and then lick honey off of her soft, flat chest and puffy little pussy!

>> No.16193452

>>16193427
Butcher Petite?

>> No.16193453

>>16193439
Do we have any NSFW pictures showcasing the automaton's butt?

>> No.16193459

>>16193430
Im picturing either a total trap level dude suddenly sprouting up to a tall buff brown skinned hot lady or else a burly guy deciding he wants to be a girl and just flexing himself into a girl

>> No.16193465
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16193465

>>16193453
The Automaton has no butt focused stuff yet.

>> No.16193483

>>16193465
is there a dont fist robot girls image with her yet

>> No.16193490

>>16193453
Nope
>>16193483
Nein

>> No.16193497

>>16189425
>Nereids
All those sailors, crammed together on a boat for six months at a time, somethings gotta give.

>> No.16193499

>>16193459
You are now imagining an Amazon talking like Johnny Bravo whether you like it or not.

>> No.16193501

>>16193497
They all know a loving wife is waiting for them just one jump away

>> No.16193507
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16193507

>>16193378
What?

Arachnotaur isn't my waifu, she's my deity.

>> No.16193510

>>16193483
Automatons "pussies" mold themselves around your dick via that elastic gel like material their torso is comprised of.

>> No.16193514

>>16193507
What Monster girls like dogs?

>> No.16193517

>>16193510
damn....
wait no thats fine

>> No.16193518

>>16193514
Werecats.

>> No.16193521

>>16193514
Automatons, Pharaohs and Elves.

>> No.16193530

>Be failing writer in MGC, standing on top of a precarious perch, looking down at the busy streets below
>Your own inebriation from the absinthe one the small lacquered table isn't helping with the vertigo
>Just three small steps, and ker-splat
>Bones collapsing in on themselves, the immense pressure turning your brain into mush
>It'd only hurt, just for a moment... stretched into an eternity
"You know, I don't really care if you live or die, but something's got to give. You've been standing there for well over an hour now."
>Turn, narrowing bloodshot eyes to the woman sitting in your chair, her emerald skin and hair only a few shades lighter than the dress she's wearing
"Oh come now, don't give me that look. You should've known to expect me with you drinking this much again. Though I must say it's rather nippy out here."
>She just smiles when you start denying that she exists again, that's she's just a figment of your imagination brought on by drunkenness
"I'm very real, darling. So don't bother passing me those notes again like last time. So, what's the plan? How are you going to get back in the scene?"
>Her voice is sultry and seductive, the wisps of wind with her every word smelling of evergreen and peppermint
>You feel even more absurd when you actually sit across from the strange, verdant woman at the small table, smiling to yourself. If only your father could see you now.
>The drunkard with a hallucination for a muse.

>> No.16193531

>>16193514
Most canine girls I'd think.

>> No.16193534

>>16193514
Evil Dragons

>> No.16193540

>>16193530
>drunken writer

I wonder who could be behind this post

>> No.16193542

>>16193530
More

>> No.16193548

>>16193507
That's why I didn't say I hope you get Arachnotaur or anything like that, just that whoever your waifu is you deserve her.

>> No.16193599

>>16193548
Want to know a secret?

I'm also the 2017 jabroni.

In fact, I'm behind everything, influencing all anon posts simultaneously.

>> No.16193616

>>16193540
Dio?

>> No.16193618

I want to be forcefully wedded to a hugely muscled jinko and have her pull me into bed while telling me to be gentle.

>> No.16193626

>>16193599
I've been had!

>> No.16193628

>>16193412
That was enjoyable. I'm not one to provide criticism on writings, so I'll leave that to others, but it was for sure a good read.

>> No.16193665

>>16193616
I bet you'd love a vampire to tell you that you mean Za WARUDO to her

>> No.16193669

>>16193665
Sure, why not.

>> No.16193677

>>16193669
Good, now just ignore the loud WRRRRRRRYYYYYY noise that accompanies her O-face

>> No.16193684

>>16193616
You can play the role of Dio.

I will play the role of DIO.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iKj58_4IPY

>> No.16193699
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16193699

>>16193542
No.

>> No.16193700

>>16193665
I'd love to use aware time-stop bondage on a vampire girl.

>> No.16193703
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16193703

You'll accept the love after you fall asleep.

...Not that you really have a choice.

>> No.16193716

>>16193703
I don't need to accept her love if I don't sleep.

>> No.16193725

>>16193703
Are nightmare dreams lucid? Can I make requests for what sort of dreams I get next night?

>> No.16193728

>>16193703
>Female Satyr
That's just a two legged Nightmare you mong.

>> No.16193729

>>16193725
Probably.
I imagine they take control of the lucid part though.

>> No.16193733

>>16193703
I was considering downing a bunch of coffee and amphetamines, but that'd just delay the inevitable, and she'd probably be a little upset after I crash.
Hopefully she'll be gentle when I come home and drop dead asleep after working really late on a project.

>> No.16193734
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16193734

>>16193703
But I've always loved Nightmares!

>> No.16193740

>>16193725
Once you're married, sure.

>> No.16193748
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16193748

Lively vampires

>> No.16193758

>>16188031
>incubi can cum for 3 min straight
>druella is actually good governor and war strategist
>monster wives can leave their husbands for months if they need to
Who would have thought

>> No.16193770

>>16193703
But what if I want to accept the love before I fall asleep?

>> No.16193782

>>16193770
You're getting loved.

>> No.16193786

>>16193770
You get hawawawawa'd.

>> No.16193788

>>16193758
Yeah, a lot of surprising stuff in that update
I wouldn't have guessed「YOU」became the king of Lescatie either

>> No.16193792

>>16193782
>>16193786
Good, good.

>> No.16193800

>>16193758
>monster wives can leave their husbands for months if they need to
What did you think the Sticky Mushroom was used for?

>> No.16193805

>>16193758
Do keep in mind that, while officially sponsored and published by KC's circle, those are still fan stories.

>>16193788
>I wouldn't have guessed「YOU」became the king of Lescatie either
Pretty sure that was already a confirmed piece of info; what with one of his haremettes being the Princess. And how I seem to recall Koyoi's introduction to them being walking in on said Harem's activities in the throne room...

>> No.16193827

A top secret lady from the Mysterious Society of Demonic Beings has her eyes on you! How will you spend the last few days of your normal, everyday life?

>> No.16193831

>>16193827
Extremely paranoid and increasingly sleep deprived and depressed.

>> No.16193833

>>16193827
Like I normally do, I probably am unawares of being watched.

>> No.16193838

>>16188031
Thanks as always Sky.
Throwing in my vote for Breeding Snek next.

>> No.16193839

>>16193805
KC will never go in that much detail so you're left to headcanon that sort of stuff, might as well take it from a semi-official story

>Pretty sure that was already a confirmed piece of info
You could safely assume it but I don't think it was ever outright said

>> No.16193840

>>16193827
What is the Mysterious Society of Demonic Beings?

>> No.16193854
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16193854

This is a brown fox.

>> No.16193857

>>16193805
> And how I seem to recall Koyoi's introduction to them being walking in on said Harem's activities in the throne room...
That was indeed her Fallen Maidens profile, but since monsters will secks anyone up, anywhere, doin' it in the throne room is kind of a low bar to clear so hardly proof of kingship on its own.

>> No.16193858

>>16193840
If you found out, it wouldn't be a secret, would it?

>> No.16193865

>>16193854
Id lick her all over

>> No.16193874

>>16193831
I guess it wouldn't help, knowing that all of the creaks and taps your house makes in the night are coming from very keen, very hungry eyes.

It must be even more terrifying, knowing that every night you go without rest brings you closer and closer to the day you collapse from exhaustion, without a breath to fight left in you.

Would you ever consider surrendering?

>> No.16193879
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16193879

>>16193854
This is an arctic fox.

>> No.16193880

>>16193874
The hunt is half the fun. No surrendering.

>> No.16193892

>>16193874
No, i dont care if i pass out on the street because of sleep derivation i will not be taken easily!

I want to pass out and wake up in her lap on her bed after a good sleep.

>> No.16193895
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16193895

>>16193880
you better not make it easy for her

>> No.16193897

Do human women experience the negative effects of turning into MGs as well?

>> No.16193899

>>16193897
>negative effects

>> No.16193905

>>16193895
Jokes on her, I'm great at QTE's, so she's not gonna get me.

>> No.16193924

>>16193895
I wouldn't mind being chased by a Lilim.

>> No.16193931

>>16193899
There aren't many, but they exist
>Wurms being too simpleminded for anything but sex
>Werebats can't function in sunlight
>Matangos exist

>> No.16193948

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to think about the orphaned monster girls this time of year.

Those little lolis need lots of help and a good deed goes a long way to helping out when they become adventurers and show up in town again.

>> No.16193987
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16193987

I want to go on a world tour and collect flags with my monster wife.

>> No.16193994

>>16193987
Someone with actual art skills needs to redraw that.

>> No.16193999

>>16193931
>>Wurms being too simpleminded for anything but sex
Time and time again this is disputed and disproved in oh so many ways.
>>Werebats can't function in sunlight
Fair point. Though if the woman's already say a photophobic or agoraphobic, there's no issue.
>>Matangos exist
As do Mad Hatters.

>> No.16194009

>>16193994
Weirdly enough, this IS the redraw, I remember the original wasn't too good either.

>> No.16194014

>>16193987
And only two weeks from retirement, you'll collect the biggest flag of them all...!

>> No.16194022

>>16194009
I hope we go through a series of shitty redraws where each iteration loses more and more detail, until we're just at the level of a single coloured line segment.

>> No.16194023

Do you like your baphomets extra dominating?

>> No.16194028

>>16193999
>>>Wurms being too simpleminded for anything but sex
>Time and time again this is disputed and disproved in oh so many ways.
Dude, it says it right in the profile. This isn't even threadcannon "Wurms are retards"

>> No.16194030

>>16194023
I don't like anything to do with the sabbath.

>> No.16194033

>>16194023
Sure, but the species didn't really affect that.

>> No.16194037

>>16194023
I'll take Baphomets in any flavor.

>> No.16194039

>>16193880
This is true. I am certain they enjoy it as well. It would be especially enjoyable to watch you squirm helplessly as you are made husband to a wife who loves you more than any human woman could.

>> No.16194047
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16194047

>>16192679

>> No.16194068

>>16194047
This is cute as fuck.
Also, White Horns would make for great momsters.

>> No.16194073
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16194073

Don't touch 'em. Don't even THINK about touchin' 'em.

>> No.16194081

>>16193994
>>16194009
This the original Beast was posting it till he got REEEE'd to stop.
http://imgur.com/a/mClSK

>> No.16194090

>>16194047
Is it possible to put your head in a white horn's lap? I want it to be, but I feel it would be uncomfortable.

>>16194073
Oh I'm thinkin' about. I'm thinkin' about it GOOD.

>> No.16194099

>>16194081
I like how other than the terrible face, it's actually slightly better quality than the redrawing.
For some reason it looks like a traced image.

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16194103

>>16194073
[x] Touch

>> No.16194124

>>16194099
I kinda like both. Besides, the only we will get a good redraw is if one of the lurker artists goes "fuck it!" and does it him/herself.

>> No.16194127

>>16193895
I want to see a picture of an Anon in a nice suit and tie, standing on a train, next to a big, hulking, scary-looking Oni with messy hair and ripped clothing.

>> No.16194140
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>>16194047
So much effort just to keep those things from rummaging through your pack for food.

>> No.16194153
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16194153

>>16193033
"Is it worth it?"

"Oh yeah its worth it . . .if you're strong enough."

>> No.16194188

>>16194153
So does old Pal-y have a partner too? Or is he a one man show?

>> No.16194193

>>16194188
She's right there, Anon.

>> No.16194195

>>16194153
I bet those two share a genealogy.

>> No.16194199

>>16194153
I guess he helped that stump Jubjub to find love. How nice.

>> No.16194202

>>16194028
It says they're simple-minded. Making this out to mean "Retarded" is threadcanon.

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>>16193412
Oh hey you are alive, and with an story based on shadowrun no less. Now somebody needs to write about World of Darkness.

>> No.16194230

>>16194193
?

>> No.16194234

>>16193874
The hunt acts as a crucible, burning away any impure intentions, leaving only purity of purpose.

>> No.16194241

>>16194211
Isn't WoD just vampires?

>> No.16194247

>>16194211
Are those shadowy things supposed to be hair drills? They look a bit too ethereal if so.

>> No.16194253

>>16194241
Well to be fair you've also got Fey, Werewolves, Hunters, Mages, Eastern Vampires, Mummies, Demons and the like.
World of Darkness is more than just Vampire the Masquerade.

>> No.16194254
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16194254

One, two, Nighty's coming for you.

Three, four, Better lock your door

Five, six, get your wet dream fix.

Seven, eight, Gonna stay up late.

Nine, ten, she'll come again....

>> No.16194257

>>16194254
>posting downscaled copies
>>16193734

>> No.16194261

>>16194253
>Well to be fair you've also got Fey, Werewolves, Hunters, Mages, Eastern Vampires, Mummies, Demons and the like.
So in an MGE situation you'd have a fuckhuge Undead Kingdom?

>> No.16194268

>>16194261
Honestly I'm pretty sure every faction hates the others. The Werewolves in particular hate Vampires a fuckton, not to mention divisions between clans, subfactions and the like.
The World of Darkness is a confusing net of factions and subfactions to be honest.

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16194288

>tfw the year of the monkey is drawing to a close

>> No.16194306
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16194306

doghe.

>> No.16194311

>>16194306
>No big strong busty Dire Werewolf and her sisters to milk you dry.
>You'll never make them take responsibility.
FUCK.

>> No.16194324

>>16194288
These two are such a cute pair.

She's a fun, somewhat naive and optimistic soldier who dedicates her fully to the objectives of her superiors...
And inside he's laughing at every word coming out of her mouth.

>> No.16194326

>>16194306
>THIS IS MY ANON. THERE ARE MANY LIKE HIM, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE!

>> No.16194330

>>16194324
Julietta is a cute autist.
Hopefully she doesn't get ganked before Chocoman attains Gundam Bael though.

>> No.16194346

>>16194288
Look at that smug monkey.

Leaving banana peels around like that.

>> No.16194395

>>16194330
>Chocoman attains Gundam Bael
God am I looking forward to this.

>> No.16194415
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16194415

>>16194395
So am I anon, so am I.
I hope whatever colorscheme it has does its surprisingly-sleek-for-the-first-gundam-frame design justice.

Also, have a shortstack digitigrade Dragon.

>> No.16194435

>>16194415
Cute! She's armored and everything!

Like a little Juggernaut!

>> No.16194488
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>>16185400
>"He who fights monsters should see to it that he himself does not become a monster..." -Some guy who knew nothing about fighting monsters.

>> No.16194491

>>16194488
She's way too young. Cease this activity at once, criminal scum.

>> No.16194493

>>16194488
THE WEAK SHOULD FEAR THE STRONG!

>> No.16194500

>>16194491
We've been over this before anon, there is no 'too young' with monstergirls.

>> No.16194510

>>16194488
Wasn't that guy warning us about becoming addicted to monster pussy?

>> No.16194524

>>16194500
Stay away from my daughteru anon.

>> No.16194526
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>>16194491
If she's old enough to be raping others she's old enough to be raped herself.

>> No.16194527

>>16194500
Maybe anon just meant she's too young for you, in which case I agree.
Pounding away at hogtied MGs is vastly improved by a pair of huge ta-tas bouncing forcefully at every thrust.

>> No.16194533

>>16194526
Sabbath, please go and stay go.

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>>16194493

>> No.16194544

>>16194541
Fluffy arm headlock of death!

>> No.16194552

>>16194526
Noice
Full pic?

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>>16194533
Titty monsters are not excluded, either.

>>16194552
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1639141

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>>16194493
The strong should fear the weak!

>> No.16194581

Here is a question not even a Hakutaku could answer:
How can loli onis be so great when they are supposed to be huge and fit?

>> No.16194588
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>Shortstack desert Gremlin excavates an Automaton
>Immediately discovers that the Automaton doesn't have her own specialty magitech armor like most Automatons do
>Solves this problem by taking parts from various unfinished magitech prototypes and adds them to the Automatons frame
>Ends up with an Automaton decked out in asymmetrical, yet aesthetically pleasing outer armor that doesn't hide her plump simulacrum bodyparts
Gremlins and Automatons have some potential.

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>no living armor that rattles when you praise her

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>>16194581
Their strength is magical.
Which is why you can defeat even elder onis with mere beans.

Having delicious abs to lick after you've subdued one through orbital beanbardment is just a plus on the side.

>> No.16194608

>>16194589
I wonder if strong living armors can talk to people. just to mess with them.
>Every time someone threatens you, they hear a chilly voice.
>You will not harm my master.

>> No.16194611

>>16194589
I want to be inside you.

>> No.16194615

>>16194608
They don't need to talk to spook someone. Just sneak on them sneak up on them and freeze themselves when they turn back after they thought they heard a noise, then scare the shit out of them.

>> No.16194620

>>16192634
Any type of undead.

>> No.16194621

>>16194589
Reminder that if you have sex inside your Living Armor she will reek of lewd until you clean her

>> No.16194623

>>16193412
I liked it. It was an interesting setting, cyberpunk is something rarely crossed with monstergirls and it was dark without being angsty.

>> No.16194643

>>16193412
>>16194623
So how do I into Shadowrun? Cyberpunk & Monster Girls sounds like a neat idea.

>> No.16194647

>>16194643
I never played the tabletop or know much about the setting, but the video games are pretty good.

>> No.16194651

>>16194589
I want a chuuni Living Armor who pretends to be a power suit.

Complete with all the cheesy sound effects and 'WEAPONS: ONLINE' stuff.

>> No.16194652

>>16194647
Which ones man, which ones?

>> No.16194656

>>16194651
>Living Armor paints "T51-b" on her breastplate

>> No.16194662

>>16194652
I've heard good things about the ones for the SNES and Genesis, and Dragonfall for steam is great, while Shadowrun Returns is just pretty god if a little bare.

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>>16194662
Dragonfall it is then.

>> No.16194671

>>16192670
Probably something like the cleric beast or that one strange howl you hear echoing off the valleys in Witcher 3 around Crookback.

A sound that makes you instantly stop, drop, and search your surroundings.

>> No.16194676

>>16194671
>the cleric beast
Oh man, those noises when you're wearing headphones, it's the middle of the night and you have no idea what you're getting into.

>> No.16194686

>>16194656
If Living Armors can change their own shape, couldn't she just change herself so simulate a T51-b's appearance, with noises and effects included?

>> No.16194705

Tell me about your monstergirl waifu. Who's the special lady?

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>>16194705
She's one of many.

>> No.16194717

>>16194665
Hong Kong's good too.

>> No.16194721

>>16194705
She's conflicted. Raised by a different species with codes of ethics and conduct utterly opposed to her natural instinct and such.

>> No.16194724

>>16194705
She's hot. Very hot. So damn hot. She's literally made of lava.

>> No.16194727

>>16194721
Back dragon?

>> No.16194730

>>16194727
You got me.

>> No.16194734

>>16194730
I remember you talking about her coming to terms with her natural, black dragon's way of fighting

>> No.16194738

>>16194721
You made me think of kikimoras raised by devil bugs, and manticores raised by kikimoras.

>> No.16194740

>>16194734
>way of fighting
For a very loose definition of fighting. Maybe one day I'll become a better person and I'll start that story over from scratch and get it done.
For now though, it's best forgotten.

>> No.16194741

>>16194740
Hey, pocket acid is a valid fighting technique

>> No.16194745

>>16194705
She's got a odd taste in role-play scenarios.

>> No.16194748

>>16194741
The point of her coming to terms with her natural deviousness wasn't dirty tricks in combat, it was fucking people over through lying, cheating, stealing and plotting.
But again, let's not talk about what never will be.

>> No.16194750

>>16194705
Shoggoth priestess who keeps the local Chaos chapel. She is a mysterious, cool beauty with an aura of serenity. Wears a nun getup that would make a Dark Priestess blush.

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>>16194750
lucky you, having a ton of waifu pics

>> No.16194760

>>16194750
>would make a Dark Priestess blush.
So it's the most conservative and modest getup you can imagine?

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I colored a "new" picture of Miia
Pretty happy with it
Though I guess I should look at it when I'm sober

>> No.16194764

>>16194748
>it was fucking people over through lying, cheating, stealing and plotting.
Fucking over deserving people, or innocents?

>> No.16194765

>>16194764
Yes.

>> No.16194767

>>16194762
It's a bit dull, and the waifu is shit, but decent colour work

>> No.16194769

>>16194762
Red and white mix well, I guess.

>> No.16194770

>>16194759
Didn't even think of Double. That is pretty convenient.
>>16194760
Good point, but in a way thats better. I imagine something like this.
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2148559?tags=sesshouin_kiara

>> No.16194771

Here's a question, does anybody know when KC started MGE and what is the first monster girl he created?

I feel like MGE is almost a decade old already, so I want to make sure I'm not crazy,

>> No.16194772

>>16194765
Would she fuck you over too, or does she draw the line as husbandos?

>> No.16194777

>>16194772
But she's doing it FOR me and the little one, anon.

>> No.16194780

>>16194777
I don't know if I agree with that. I'm fine with the mindset, but in the long game, fucked over people are angry people, and might take it out on her family.

It's like a short term gain, potential long term loss, cheating is.

>> No.16194783

>>16194780
She's an evil overlord who raids those who are weaker for the benefit of her own lands, of course people will hate her.

>> No.16194784

>>16194771
Yeap, he started it in 2005~ or something. Dunno about first grill but someone said it's devilbug

>> No.16194790

>>16194784
Not a particularly strong opening there.

>> No.16194792

>>16194783
Well if you're going tofuck some one over, you fuck them so bad they can never fuck you back. Death works pretty well.

>> No.16194797

>>16194792
Dead people don't pay protection money. Don't treat her like she's dumb, she's got a Lich.

>> No.16194800

>>16194797
Dead people don't rebel.

>> No.16194808

>>16194800
Dead people don't produce anything.
No wait. They do when they're UNdead. AND they don't rebel, like you said. You're starting to make sense here.

>> No.16194809

>>16194784
Damn I wonder if it's archived anywhere. I know he had a website before the current one he uses cause I stumbled upon the link to it on accident.

>> No.16194811

>>16194808
You did say she had a lich.

>> No.16194814

>>16194762
Silly red snake cosplaying as a crazy white snake

>> No.16194817

>>16194811
It just never occurred to me that a Dragon would make her own Undead queendom.

>> No.16194820

>>16194817
I would hope she softens up on her undead minions though. You don't want some Knights of the Ebon Blade shit happening.

>> No.16194821

>>16194820
This is a Warcraft reference?

>> No.16194826

>>16194821
Yeah. Bunch of death knights broke free of their spooky undead mindcontrol

>> No.16194827

Is it wrong that I kind of want a bunch of Succubus delinquents to make me into their sex toy? Also I kind of want to reverse corrupt them a bit in the process.

>> No.16194831

>>16194826
Well I'm sure this wouldn't happen.

>> No.16194832

>>16194827
>Spoiler
What do you mean by this?
Would you teach them about love, help them study, tell them to dress properly, etc...

>> No.16194833

>>16194827
>Succubi delinquents follow you home and gangrape you well into the night.
>Pass out around 1AM in a pile of succusluts
>Wake up late, start to panic
>But breakfast is made, your lunch is ready to be packed away an your clothes are waiting.
>A bunch of confused succubi around your house trying to justify their actions
>"You looked so cute sleeping there we didn't want to disturb you. and it's our fault you were so exhausted

>> No.16194843

>>16194832
I'd straighten them out a bit, and cause them to become a bit friendlier. Then comes the day where they take responsibility.

>>16194833
Cute! Gonna reward them by letting them have their way with me every night!

>> No.16194856

>>16194833
The leader of that gang better be a tall, muscled, ruthless Succubus
And she better be the one who instructed the other to do all these kind acts

>>16194843
Oh just a bit, I thought you'd completely turn them into harmless housewifes
Then it is absolutely okay and I approve of your tastes, it's much better when they retain their delinquent mannerism and are still troublesome at times that's what gives them their charm

>> No.16194864

>>16194856
She's the one who made the lunch. She'll burst into your room just as the bell rings, and wordlessly drag you off to her hangout so she can watch you eat it.
Besides her group needs to figure out what they want to do for dinner. The right hand to the banchou wants homemade pizza, but they want your input first.

>> No.16194868

>>16194856
Of course. She's big, delicious brown, has amazing abs, and tits that are almost big enough to make a holst jealous. She looks the cutest when she blushes.
Also, they're cute and sweet around me, but they've still got their fangs.
Rival gangs that make the mistake of thinking they've gone soft get a rude awakening.

>> No.16194878

>>16194864
I'd suggest making burgers instead. Make a BBQ party out of it. I could bake some homemade fries in the oven.
Then afterwards they could drag me up to the bedroom for another Gangbang during which the banchou accidentally lets an "I love you!" slip out.

>> No.16194889

>>16194878
Man, I'm a monogamous man, but I have to be honest, I'd totally accept being a pack bitch. Be it to a pack of wolfus or a gang of delinquent succubi.
>You'll never cook burgers for your gang of succubi
>You'll never have their big buff brown leader step up behind you and pull you into a hug
>She'll never give you a kiss on the cheek and just hold you there while you cook, slightly too awkward to come out and say what's on her mind, though you can probably guess
>You'll never cuddefuck her last and longest that night, falling asleep in her arms.

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Let's talk about this cat. Maybe her sister too.

>> No.16194897

>>16194894
Man I don't know that cat.

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>>16194894
no. talk about elves.

>> No.16194904

>>16194817
>Zombie Dragon awakens
>Wanders around for a time
>Eventually secures a husbando
>Rapes him silly for days on end
>Clings to him affectionately whenever he manages to get the idea of "Break" through her lust-adled head
>Slowly, over time, much like a normal zombie, the continual intake of mana restores her higher mental faculties
>Events ensue which end at the Dragon-Wight ruling over her own Undead Kingdom
...so really just the normal Wight story but with a Dragon. Kind of pointless, but eh, I like dragons.

>> No.16194910

>>16194878
>"I love you."
>The whole gang looks at her in shock
>She loses all her confidence
>You forcefully kiss her and say that you love her too
>The whole gang starts congratulating her
>You fuck her 3 times as long that night

>>16194889
Same, rough love from a bunch of tough girls is the best

>> No.16194918

>>16194904
You reminded me of this.

http://pastebin.com/qnVmbJsN

>> No.16194926

>>16194894
That cat has her glasses glued on, thus she isn't wife material

>>16194902
Things elves are good for:
Slavery
Being sold as goods
Rape
Forcefully make them maids

Did I forget any?

>> No.16194927

>>16193854
Is this from the guy who drew elin-shaped whatevers and cow dragons?

>> No.16194931

>>16194889
>You'll never fall asleep in a pile of warm succubus delinquents who snuggle up against you to make you as comfortable as possible.
>You'll never feel the leader nibbling on your ear in her sleep.
Damn.

>>16194910
>The whole gang starts congratulating her
>Not all the other girls piling on and saying they love me too so that their Banchou doesn't get a head start on them.
I mean it's okay, but it could be better.

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>>16194902
Vamirio isn't an elf.
>>16194926
She doesn't actually wear glasses.

>> No.16194947

>>16194931
You're right, I messed up
I focused too hard on the respect for the leader aspect

You'd also have Succubi who challenge the Banchou so they can take her place (mostly because she gets to have the most sex with you)

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Updated my journal.

>> No.16194989

>>16194947
>Banchou beats all the challengers, if it's a more violent competitor, Banchou stomps her shit in a fight
>Then one day a succubus challenges her, and their competition is in the bedroom, and Banchou's embarassing secret comes out.
>It'a complete rout, with the challenger milking out three orgasms while Banchou rocks your mind well into the tenth
>Turns out she's been in love with you years before she even spoke with you, and has intimate almost obsessive knowlege of all you weak spots and what gets you off.
>There have been no challengers trying to out-fuck her since.

>> No.16195007

>>16194989
To be fair, she'd share you with her gang.
No outsiders though. They'll jealously protect you from outsides molesting you.

>> No.16195010

>>16194989
I forgot, that kind of invalidates the whole "reverse corruption" thing anon.

>> No.16195014

>>16195007
I'm talking about challengers to her position as leader and first wife. She shares with her gang and when her own members challenge her she goes easy. But she shows no mercy to outsiders.
>>16195010
How so?

>> No.16195022

>>16194959
Ah! A Sandlich!

>> No.16195023

>>16195014
My whole fantasy was kind of a "a bunch of Succubi rape me but then start developing feelings for me" kind of thing.
Having a pre-existing attraction kind of invalidates that.

>> No.16195030

>>16195023
Oh yeah, you're right.

>> No.16195033

>>16195030
>>16195023
Maybe she's just a quick study on what gets anon's motor running

>> No.16195037

>>16195022
Would you join her on her quest to seek the truth of her dark and troubled past?

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>>16195037
A Cure for Death? A way to become living once more?

>> No.16195057

>>16195047
I don't like this

>> No.16195062

>>16195047
Then riddle me this! What changes the nature of a waifu?

>> No.16195082

>>16194904
I think the theory behind Zombies turning to Wights is that they start off very weak and as they get strong they "evolve" just like when a character reaches a high level and unlocks a new class

Dragon Zombies are high level right off the bag, there is probably no level cap but can you imagine how much power and creampies she is going to need to wight? You're going to need a time chamber for this

>>16194942
No weird glued on glasses? Then she is one very cute cat
I hope she is wearing that dress for me

>> No.16195110

>>16195082
The kingdo would begin before she wighted. It would be a rabble of corpses and the more powerful she grows the more structure her kingdom would take until she wighs and the kingdom grows sophisticated enough to make enlightened men envious.

>> No.16195111

>>16195023
How would you get them to love you if at first they chained you up in their hideout's basement and used you as nothing more than a living dildo

I'd just be honest and show that I care about them, like asking one how did her horn break since the last time she used me and telling her to be more careful while fighting because she has to preserve her beauty

>> No.16195125

>>16195111
see >>16194833 actually.
Though I would like them to start warming to me as I start fussing over their health.

>> No.16195136

>>16188031
This is the first of the Fallen Brides translations I've read. And while aI have more than a few problems with KC cannon, this one is actually good. Still don't like cannon Deruella though.

>> No.16195138

>>16195110
Going for the long game I see
As they say: Rome wasn't built in one day
This makes me think, how would her kindgom be called?

>>16195125
I'm not sure that I get it
You'd escape from the chains but instead of running away you'd clean their hideout and cook them breakfast?

>> No.16195147

>>16195125
That would be fun.
>Succubi comes into the room they locked you in and rapes you without so much as a hello
>You can tell she's super pissed off, and there are bruises and cuts all over her
>The sex is primal and fierce and she doesn't stop uptill you fill her womb up
>She huffs, work out and looks over your girl-juice stained form before leaving
>Jumps a little when you catch her wrist and ask her to wait amoment
>Watches, bewildered as you make your way to the first aid kit and start to bandage her up
>Blushes and offers a quiet "thankyou" as you announce you're done, bandages wrapped around much of her.
>The next time it's her turn you notice she's remarkable gentle and sensual

>>16195138
I imagine it would go through many names as it basically mimicks human civilization in terms of progression
>A buncha zombies squatting in a large cave smacking things with stones and worshiping your wife as some tiribal godess
>Then one day you go down to see they've moved out and settled by a river not too far from the cave and have built huts and captured more men
>And then some time later you see some crude farms begin to pop up

>> No.16195150

>>16195136
Fallen Brides is not canon.

>> No.16195158

>>16195150
I know, but they still follow KC cannon fully.

>> No.16195163

>>16195136
You should read the others then, they are all great
The Mimiru story has some weird fetishes but the plot is good and it features a black Baphomet

>Spoiler
Even after reading this? Oh come on...
She said clearly that she just wants to make friends with humans, she even admitted that her method wasn't the best
Maybe after reading the other stories and seeing how much everyone's life sucked before she came in you'll change your mind

>> No.16195172

>>16195138
No anon, they did all that in my house.
Though if you want to keep the chained up narrative then I guess we could say that they forcibly moved in.

>>16195147
Just imagine that meeting in the living room with the Banchou.
>"Okay, what gives? I haven't heard nearly enough creaking from the bed when it's your turn."
>"I-I just think he needs a little break from the rough stuff y'know boss? It's the least I can do after he patched me up."
>"Well I think you're going soft. I'm gonna go show that boy what he is to us right now. Remind him he's nothing more than a living dildo."
>Then after a few hours, the banchou walks back into the room blushing like crazy because while she was raping him, anon said she was cute.

>> No.16195178

>>16194705
Well, she is the daughter of a sickly prince that almost died and a forgotten protector that was misunderstood.

>> No.16195191

>>16195172
>"M-maybe a little soft stuff isn't so bad. Once in a while."
>"Bring anon here, if he wants us to be gentle maybe he should see to our 'needs' take off some of the edge before its time for the daily gangrape, you know?"
>That day, after eating out the entire group, the delinquent gangrape ended in tender missionary
>When Banchou wakes up the next day with anon happily snoozing ontop of her with his face between her breasts, she puts a gag order on the group that word doesn't get out that their leader was put on her back by a man and fucked senseless
>The positions the succubi ask for begin to change over time with the Banchou's second in command asking to be fucked doggy style

>> No.16195194

>>16195163
>Maybe after reading the other stories and seeing how much everyone's life sucked before she came in you'll change your mind
That's kinda my problem with her though. Everything is so terrible before she get's there and then she shows up and now everyone is happy forever. I don't like the marry sue part is what I'm saying.
And the problem I have with KC cannon is that everything is so one sided. everything order = bad and everyone is living like shit. Monsters = unquestionable good.
And in this story I like Deruella the most since she admits that she's doing some bad things to make thing better. I like that since it give her character some form of depth.
I like idea of Deruella but not execution of her. I wouldn't mind fucking her / getting together with her.

And two more questions:
1. what kind of fetishes is in The Mimiru story?
2. what stories would you recommend in that case?

>> No.16195208

>>16195136
>Still don't like cannon Deruella though.
She's probably my favourite named character in the setting. Some girls just want to watch the world fuck.

>> No.16195213

>>16195194
It's not that one sided. KC has been pretty clear that the order is mostly a religion of peace outside of the monster hate, and much of the miserable state of some human settlements doesn't have anything to do with the order, and is more down to government corruption and just the nature of medieval fantasy settings. While the monsters run on bullshit magic to make everything better KC also admits that their thought processes and values are completely alien to humans and that they have no concept of ethics.
Monsters are still supposed to be the sympathetic side, obviously.

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16195224

Christmas approaches, is it time to start strategically placing mistletoe all over the place?

>> No.16195225

>>16195172
>Kitsune mafia burns down the Succubi gang hideout
>They are left with nowhere to sleep
>One of the members suggests to the Banchou that they move into a single guy's house
>She is against it at first but gives in at the thought of letting her girls sleep outside in the cold
>They target Anon's house after a bit of research
>They violently barge in and make themselves at home
>Anon is chained up and raped until he passes out
>The Banchou still feels bad about dragging an innocent cute boy in all of this
>She orders all her girls to clean up the mess they've made, meanwhile she will be cooking breakfast
>If they are going to squat his house and rape him everyday, they might as well do it with respect

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>>16195224
I want my wife to keep getting me under mistletoe so she has an excuse to keep kissing me!

>> No.16195229

>>16195208
That's not really a hard contest to win though.

>> No.16195232

>>16195213
>Monsters are still supposed to be the sympathetic side, obviously.
I know, but it's just that at times it's so badly written that I CAN'T sympathies with them or see them as anything but "bad".
Still this story was well written so I shouldn't complain.

>> No.16195234
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16195234

What lilim would you work for?

>> No.16195235

>>16195225
Anon, the Banchou isn't the one who starts feeling sympathetic.
She's the one who has to be corrupted into doing loving things.

>> No.16195236

>>16195225
>>If they are going to squat his house and rape him everyday, they might as well do it with respect
I like this. Gang succubi are neat.

>> No.16195239

>>16195234
I don't know. Deruella? At least I know what I'm getting in to.
What would she even make me do?

>> No.16195251

>>16195235
I love the idea of delinquents who have an honor code
If you want her to start out as a scum you could always welcome them when they barge in and treat them well
They probably expected that you'd scream and try to call the cops, if you were kind to them instead there has to be at least one member who will feel empathy towards you and convince the others to show some respect

>> No.16195257

>>16195251
Delinquents should be like in Cromartie High.

>> No.16195258

>>16195229
Some of the fallen brides are nice. Druella still wins by a mile though.

>> No.16195260

>>16195224
No thanks, I've already set up the house with monster mistletoe, its the same but instead of kissing we fuck

>>16195234
Queen of Heart so I can hang out with the Jubjubs

>> No.16195265

>>16195251
It starts small. A little kindness here, a few patched wounds there and next thing you know you've got a delicious brown succubus banchou and her gang clinging to you during a thunderstorm because she's afraid of thunder and she feels safe near you.
Her gang's there because they don't want to be left out.

>> No.16195273

>>16195265
>banchou and her gang clinging to you during a thunderstorm because she's afraid of thunder and she feels safe near you.
Really, anon? Did you have to?

>> No.16195274

>>16195232
Well, yeah, even if they're not actually bad, they're still supposed to be MONSTERS.
By human standards some of their actions are supposed to be really questionable. I feel like the issue about KC's world building isn't even anything related to the Order or what Monsters do, it's just that demon realms manage to be such perfect fucking paradises that you'd be an idiot not to side with the monsters.

>> No.16195284

>>16195274
I dunno, the fact that monsters have no moral or ethic compass does come across in some aspects of his work

>> No.16195287

>>16195273
It's my fantasy anon, and I want cute delinquent succubi.
You can't even say I'm moefying a tough monstergirl because they're succubi! You can do anything with succubi!

>> No.16195290
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16195290

After seeing the new Mass Effect trailer, your daughteru has decided to give up. How do you get her to give life a second chance?

>> No.16195291

>>16195234
If I worked for mari would she let me fuck her cat once in a while?

>> No.16195293

>>16195290
>Giving up after seeing that
That isn't my daughter, because my daughter's not a pussy.

>> No.16195294

>>16195293
But anon, it proves that The Enemy has won.

>> No.16195295

>>16195284
Yeah, and that's great.
I just wish that demon realms didn't pretty much remove just about any issue you can think of from the entire setting.

>> No.16195297

>>16195294
???

>> No.16195301

>>16195295
>Yeah, and that's great.
I disagree. I've yet to come across a work where an individual or species lacks moral and ethical compass, while not devolving into tryhard grimderp

>> No.16195303
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16195303

>>16195297
>muh stronk, independent black bull-dyke
That is not how brown girls should be. THIS is how brown girls should be!

>> No.16195306

>>16195224
My waifu wearing them on her horns, wings and tail. Send help.

>> No.16195308

>>16195290
I poke fun at her for actually caring about the series at this point.

>> No.16195309

>>16195306
>tail
This better imply cunnilingus and not the other hole.

>> No.16195310

>>16195303
??? Are you talking about rhe PC?
You do know that's completely customizable right?

>> No.16195311

>>16195234
I would fuck Illassa.

>> No.16195314

lizard feet!

>> No.16195315

>>16195310
No I'm not talking about her at all. Let's not get into a vidya argument though, this isn't helping the snek cheer up.

>> No.16195318

>>16195309
No Anon, that's too lewd. It's just your average deep kissing.

>> No.16195322

>>16195295
Even though demon realms are made to be paradises you can still argue that they are not strictly better than human land

In a demon realm people barely work so there is barely a working economy, nearly all of the culture is based around sex with monsters, the education institutions only teach about love and sex, etc...
No human could enjoy himself there, he'd get bored of the constant sex and would eventually get to the point where he feels that his life needs to progress

This is why incubization is a thing, so men get monsters' senses and values along with the physical benefits required to put those in practice

>> No.16195331

>>16195290
I didn't see anything wrong with it.

>> No.16195335
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16195335

>>16195331
How about the disarming animation?

>> No.16195345

>>16195335
Eh, I can deal with it.

Anyway I'd probably just show her the Death Stranding trailer. She'd be so confused she'd forget all about that.

>> No.16195349

>>16195322
>In a demon realm people barely work
Not true. People still hold steady jobs in demon realms, in agriculture (that demon realm produce won't grow itself, and butchers etc are a thing too), construction and production, and services and entertainment. Demon realms do have fully working economics, couples are just generally working together, and you'll have to get used to the fact that you'll occasionally be seeing couples having sex while doing their jobs.

>> No.16195355

>>16195345
Well congratulations, now your daughter is schlicking it to Mads.

>> No.16195358

>>16195355
All is right with the world.

>> No.16195361

>>16195355
>Daughteru schlicking
They grow up so fast.

>> No.16195363

>>16195303
That chick was black? I honestly couldn't tell what color her skin was in that scene. About the only thing that got communicated to me about her was "Asshole".

>>16195335
Didn't really notice that. What bothered me was the "Monster Damage" animation. Big rancor-looking motherfucker picks you up, pops you in his mouth, bites down hard, blood gushes everywhere, looks like a OHK... and then you just pop out fine and dandy. That's...just...stupid.

I still like the looks of it, that moment aside, and maintain my hype.

>>16195345
>>16195355
Mads Mikkelsen's pretty cool.
I only recognized who he was because the shit with his eyes reminded me of his character in Doctor Strange.

>> No.16195365
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16195365

What did we do to deserve all this Lich art lately?

>> No.16195370

>>16195365
We lived to be this close to the Convergence.

>> No.16195373

>>16195314
This is a blue board, don't speak of such lewd things

>>16195365
This is a very fancy cape, reminds me of Mindflayer's

>> No.16195375

>>16195373
>lizard feet
>lewd

>> No.16195378

>>16195361
Not necessarily. Remember The Hunt.

>> No.16195380

>>16195365
Liches have the perfect hourglass shape. Just think of sneaking up behind them while they are working and lifting up their cape and then fucking them from behind. That would be amazing.

>> No.16195381
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16195381

Would you a lolimilf?

>> No.16195382

>>16195381
That's confusing.

>> No.16195387

>>16195365
Is that supposed to be Mercy?

>> No.16195388

>>16195381
>Loli
Good
>Milf
Good
>Lolimilf
Ehhhh....

>> No.16195391

>>16195382
How so?
>>16195388
It was easily the best chapter.

>> No.16195396

>>16195381
Meh, if you're going to be haughty at least have the figure to back it up.

>> No.16195397

>>16195381
>lolimilf
This is by far the most confusing erection I've ever had.

>> No.16195398

>>16195381
Not if she's smug about it. Gonna call her used goods and a child.

>> No.16195400

>>16195381
>lolimilf
>loli

Fuck no.

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16195409

>>16195398
Would oyakodon change your mind?

>> No.16195424

>>16195409
Aw fuck that's a weak spot. I would gladly fuck the whole family.

>> No.16195427

>>16195387
Critnuke named it Lich Mercy on his pixiv so I guess so.

>> No.16195430

>>16195375
?

>>16195381
No.
I love lolis, I love milfs but if I'm fucking a single mom she better be stacked and her smaller daughter has to jump in on the fun

>>16195409
If she has a stacked daughter we can negotiate

>> No.16195432

>>16195409
>oyakodon
High grade boner.

>> No.16195442

>>16195430
How are they lewd?

>> No.16195444 [SPOILER] 
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16195444

>>16195430
This lolimilf does not have a stacked daughter. She has two.

>> No.16195459

>>16195444
Really digging the design of the short haired one with the collar.

>> No.16195462

>>16195444
Fuck they are top tier.
Why can't I break all those three girls? Is that too much to ask?

>> No.16195464

>>16195381
LoliMILF best MILF.

>> No.16195469

>>16195442
I don't know, they just are you can't explain this kind of things
Maybe you're insensitive to them but I can assure you that they are even more lewd then butts

>>16195444
OK I'm sold, I might even add this to my list of fetishes

>Smug lolimilf showing her daughter how to please a man
>Inexperienced stacked daughter clumsily trying to mimic her mother
>A constant war between body and technique

>> No.16195481

>>16195469
Animal fucker please go.

>> No.16195493

>>16195481
This faggot doesn't want his dick stepped on by lizard feet!

>> No.16195503

>>16195381
>loli
YES
>milf
Meh
>lolimilf
Trash

Oyakodon is absolute top tier fetish though

>> No.16195505

>>16195493
>>16195481
Laugh at him!

>> No.16195511

>>16195505
Sorry, I only laugh at tiny penises.

>> No.16195513

>>16195493
>letting yourself be dommed by a lizard

>> No.16195518

>>16195513
I'd let myself be dommed by a mouse.

>> No.16195521

>>16195518
Fire mice are dommy enough. Lizards are not.

>> No.16195529

What is even the appeal of lizard and dragon feet

>> No.16195543

>>16195529
Furries in denial.

>> No.16195544

>>16195543
Fucking thank you, I thought I was the only one.

>> No.16195549

>>16195529
I like their feet, but damn I would melt in a dragon's hands. They are so strong, hard and protective, doesn't help her that she could cut through metal like paper with them.

>> No.16195553

>>16195529
What's the appeal in human girl feet?

>> No.16195556

>>16195518
I'd let myself be dommed by cockroaches.

>>16195529
It's a mix of things
Personally I fell in love with them because of the Granberia footjob scene in MGQ

>>16195549
Strong protective claws are the best

>> No.16195557

>>16195553
I guess they are soft.

>> No.16195559

>>16195529
Licking.

>> No.16195560

>>16195553
Order Members in denial.

>> No.16195562

>>16195553
They're not an HIND-E Attack Helicopter

>> No.16195567

>>16195529
Scales and claws
Powerful appearance
Big

>> No.16195585

>>16194705
She needs tender healing.

>> No.16195592

>>16195234
Avarice. Always avarice.

>> No.16195597

>>16195585
>Waifu healing
I wish I was man enough for this, as it stands I'm the one in need of healing

>> No.16195607

>>16195597
You can still heal your waifu if you're hurt.

Heal her and her smile will heal you back.

>> No.16195617

As hot as reptile feets are, nothing can beat ojou-sama feet
This includes Vampires, Wights, Pharaoh, Ice Queen and Lilims

>> No.16195618

>>16195617
What about a reptilian ojou-sama?

>> No.16195621

>>16195617
Ojou lizard feet.

>> No.16195632

>>16195618
>>16195621
Please no, I'd be forced to worship them.

>> No.16195637
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16195637

Its times like this i wish i could cuddle a salamander.

>> No.16195639

>>16195621
Ryu feet!
Wait...

>> No.16195647

>>16195639
Gonna tickle the Ryu feet. Gonna massage, and kiss them.

>> No.16195652

>>16195637
Those feet could be bigger.

>> No.16195659

>>16195637
I'd give up everything I own to cuddle a Salamander on a cold winter day

>> No.16195665
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16195665

>>16195617
Waifu Feet trump all others.

Pic related being mine, for example.

>> No.16195667

>>16195632
Nothing wrong with licking a proud Dragon ojou-sama's large and powerful, yet irresistibly beautiful reptilian feet.

>> No.16195668

>>16195665
>mfw no waifu feet.

Loving a snek is truly torture sometimes.

>> No.16195671

>>16195665
My waifu's feet are cool, but there are better out there.

>> No.16195683

>>16195409
All this fetish does is remind me of food.

>> No.16195684

Should reptilian feet be big and strong, or small and dainty?

>> No.16195685

>>16195665
I can only agree with this even though my waifu doesn't have feet

>>16195668
You still love her snake part more than any other girl's feet, right?

>> No.16195690

>>16195685
Well, yeah of course.

>> No.16195694

Can we all agree that Redcaps are pretty fucking cool?

>> No.16195697

>>16195694
They are perfect for torture.

>> No.16195703

>>16195697
Sexual torture?

>> No.16195709

>>16195703
Yes.

>> No.16195710

>>16195667
I'd do so much more than this even things I don't want to admit

>>16195671
I can understand if you're trying to be objective but if you personally think that she needs to chain you up and give you so many footjobs that you would become addicted to them and say she had the best feet in the universe

>> No.16195720

>>16195697
I think they're the ones that do the torturing m8.
I'd honestly go toe to toe with a manticore before a redcap.

>> No.16195723

>>16195710
That would be pretty nice, having my waifu make sure that she is the best everything in my life would make me fall even harder for her.

>> No.16195724

>>16195647
But Anon, Ryu don't have feet

>> No.16195728

>>16195724
Then she's not getting those things. Sucks, huh?

>> No.16195729

I can picture a scenario where I would be in a relationship with more than one partner. Maybe I got captured and gangraped by a group of, say, delinquent succubi. Maybe I happened to get hit on by two sisters at the same time, start a bigamous relationship.

But all these examples have it so that the relationship never starts monogamous. I neither would nor could ever go from a monogamous relationship to a bigamous one.

Now with that In mind I can't see a single acceptable scenario where oyakodon would work.

I can see myself meeting the daughter first, and seeing the mother as an in-law or I could meet the mother first and see the daughter as something of a niece. But I can't see myself in a position where I could meet both at the same time and hit it off as a bigamous thing. If I'm presented with a mother and a daughter, I'm going to pick the milf every time unless I meet the daughter first in which instance I'd be loyal to her.

If I meet the both of them prowling to look for boys I'd be instantly turned off by the mother's behavior and leave. I just can't see it working no matter what.

>> No.16195732

>>16195729
This sounds suspiciously alp-like.

>> No.16195733

>>16195710
>I'd do so much more than this even things I don't want to admit
Elaborate.

>> No.16195735

>>16195694
Of course they are
I want to lick her scars all over while she is docile and then be brutally butchered and raped when her cap goes back to red

>>16195720
They don't do any torturing, after they've cleaved you enough time that you can't move they rape you until they've got their fill and then become very gentle

>> No.16195747

>>16195732
As in the writefag, or are you just implying I'm gay?

>> No.16195748

>>16195735
Would the best defense just to lie down in the "Take me" pose?

>> No.16195757

>>16195729
I can see the logic behind this but sometimes you've got to drop the logic and think with your dick

>>16195733
Sell myself to her just for a single footjob
Lick my cum clean off her foot
Masturbate with her shoes
Let her step on my balls
Being tied to a chair with her feet only inches away from me and squirming to try and get close enough for a lick
Etc...

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16195762

>>16195234
>Forgot I never posted the updated version

>> No.16195764

>>16195720
Hear me out, anon, at least for me it would be something like this.

So, I think smug lolis are 100% shit. They are just little kids, why the fuck are they even smug about? So let's say a Redcap somehow manages to pin me down and rape me. I would be really fuckimg pissed off especially if she acts smug during the sex.
Then after filling her up she would go pure and white, perfect for loving. But little does the cap knows that I'm only pretending to love her so I can get my revenge.
When she is getting a bit pink and horny, I'll get her into some bondage play. I'll tie her up a bit and slowly start teasing, getting her more and more wet. Then the poisoned food starts taking effect and she goes off to sleep, not knowing what will become of her.
She wakes up chained to the chair, and those chains are pretty good quality I'll tell you that much. Then you have good old me, with her cleaver and a handful of poison, ready to be dipped in her own weapon.

I hope she doesn't mind being stabbed over and over again. Maybe i'll even use some manti spikes to see how red she can become.

>> No.16195768

>>16195757
How would a dragon wear shoes

>> No.16195772

>>16195757
Woah, you're into some kinky stuff.

>> No.16195785

>>16195764
God damn anon you have problems.

>> No.16195786

>>16195748
Probably not, they are kind of berserk so she'd slaughter you even if you were willing to have sex

>>16195764
>Abusing a Redcap while she is gentle and trusts you
Are you some kind of psychopath? And so you realize her power is linked to how horny/angry she is?
Once she breaks those chain you'll be raped so hard you will mindbreak

>> No.16195788

Imperium made some rapebaby pictures.
http://imgur.com/a/n4OVZ

>> No.16195800

>>16195788
I want the Lala story.

>> No.16195803

>>16195768
I was thinking of fancy high heels, not regular shoes

>>16195772
What can I say, reptile feet makes go crazy so does ojou-sama feet, when you mix both I completely lose it

>> No.16195809
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16195809

>>16195788
I DEMAND SOME ANSWERS.

>> No.16195812

>>16195785
>>16195786
One day I'll find an Anon who likes to torture lolis more than me.

>> No.16195819

>>16195812
Have you shared a drink with KDF yet?

>> No.16195821

>>16195757
All my dick wants is a loving woman to cherish it. Preferably a cold woman who can cherish it for all eternity. I've gotta logic my way out of monogamy in the first place.

>> No.16195822

>>16195812
Right here mate

>> No.16195823

>>16195803
Those would have to be some huge high heels.
I think her using her rear claws as makeshift heels would probably look better than that.

>> No.16195828

>>16195819
I've talked with him for a bit here, but his methods are filled with love.
Though I could get some bondage tips from him.

>> No.16195830

>>16195667
This only plays into my theory that once monstergirls get a hold of your fetish, they'll only become more aggressive.

You could be sitting on the couch, snuggling with your Dragonfu, and she'll ask for a foot massage. Happily, you oblige, and get to work rubbing every inch of her tense, smooth soles, until they're nice and tender.

Suddenly, she lets out an oddly posh giggle. "Anon, you seem to be enjoying yourself down there. Do you like my feet that much?"

You don't want to say anything weird, so you say, "I love every part of your body. Head to toe." But, you've walked right into a trap.

"Head to toe, huh?" She hums, pressing her soft, scaly feet against your face. "Go on. Show me how much you love my body, Anon."

>>16195668
Couldn't she just use the tip of her tail to rub against the underside of your cock, though? She could even force it down like a foot, and say "Is this really all I need to make you moan, Anon?"

>> No.16195839

>>16195830
You faggots chose the strangest places I fuckin swear
>"Ooh anon, Naughty naughty boy, is the back of my knee all I really need to make you spurt to much cum?"

>> No.16195840

>>16195809
Did she lay eggs in Lala's butt or something?

>> No.16195842

>>16195840
>>16195809
You realize that monsterboys exist in that setting, right?

>> No.16195843

>>16195839
You saying you wouldn't cum from a succubus dragging you into an alleyway, pressing her thigh against your groin, and giving you the sloppiest, wettest make-out of your life?

>> No.16195849

>>16195842
Of course but there's also a spider in the room who's been known to sexually torture the harem so it's fun to joke about.

>> No.16195850

>>16195842
>>16195840
What are you even talking about?

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16195851

>>16195839
>back of the knee
MY FUCKING DICK

>> No.16195852

>>16195830
Oh god them playing agressive like that is so fucking hot. Imagine her sitting in the sofa while you're kneeling on the ground licking and kissing her feet.
I'm not really a feet guy, so I would probably work towards her pussy so I could give her a cunnilingus. Bonus point if she grabs my head and forces me a little bit.

>> No.16195855

>>16195843
Of course I wouldn't. I'd get hard as a rock, but it'd take more than a thigh to the dick to get me to cum.

>> No.16195858

>>16195828
KDF is too pure for my torture methods, the sap.

>> No.16195864

>>16195852
Oh man and then having her pin me down after she cums once and having sit on my face while giving me a tailjob.
Jesus, I want my waifu to do this to me asap.

>> No.16195876

>>16195849
But that doesn't even begin to make sense. Girls can't impregnate girls unless arachid eggs gave some weird thing going on that when you lay them in a girl they steal half her genetic information.

>> No.16195878

>>16195876
>arachne**

>> No.16195882

>>16195858
How do you like to do business, my friend?

>> No.16195889

>>16195637
Just imagine, a salamander/yeti mix. It must feel like being covered in a pile of clothes just out of the dryer, but at all times.

>> No.16195892

>>16195882
I shouldn't say.

>> No.16195894

Lotta bondagefags here. You don't see so many people wanting to be the one bound up

>> No.16195896

>>16195892
It's okay, Anon. I understand that some people might dislike our methods, but I'm here and you can tell them to me.

>> No.16195899

>>16195894
I go both ways. If I didn't like mermaids so much, I'd be a huge spiderfag.

>> No.16195900

>>16195896
You forgot a "no homo"

>> No.16195901

>>16195729
tl;dr wet dreams you'll never have materialized

>> No.16195903

>>16195894
I'm sure some spiderfags would love that.

>> No.16195905

>>16195809
Blyat means 'dammit' in Russian.

>> No.16195906

>>16195900
There is nothing homo about punching cumflated lolis and sweeping their faces on puddles of cum.

>> No.16195908

>>16195906
Eat shit.

>> No.16195911

>>16195896
I'd still rather not.

>> No.16195913

>>16195908
No, that's a little bit too disgusting and their blowjobs would be nasty.

>> No.16195917

>>16195911
Wait, are you the guy with an unique fetish and an amazon waifu?

>> No.16195922

>>16195908
Well he has a loli, so if he ever eats her out he would be, technically speaking.

>> No.16195928

>>16195922
I guess you could say that.

>> No.16195929

>>16195917
God no. Though people here would say I'm just as bad even though my thing is very different from that guy's.

>> No.16195930
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>>16185400
Head-pathos.

>Head-pathos ('Head'. /ˈpeɪθɒs/, US /ˈpeɪθoʊs/; plural: pathea; Greek: πάθος, for "suffering" or "experience"; adjectival form: 'pathetic' from παθητικός) is an appeal to the emotions of the monster audience, and elicits feelings that already reside in them. Head-pathos is a communication technique used most often in rhetoric (where it is considered one of the three modes of persuasion, alongside sexthos and Dongos), and in literature, film and other narrative art.

>Emotional appeal can be accomplished in a multitude of ways:

>by a metaphor or storytelling, commonly known as a hook,
>by passion in the delivery of the head-pathos or writing about it, as determined by the monster audience.
>Personal anecdote from monster to monster.

>> No.16195932

>>16195929
Aww, now I really want to know. I'm not into causing permanent physical damages, but if you're into that it's fine.

>> No.16195935

>>16195930
I want to make a wolfu a slut for headpats! I'm going to make her addicted to them!

>> No.16195939

>>16195930
Monster audience? What?

>> No.16195941

>>16195932
>but if you're into that it's fine.
I'm not about that at all. Maybe a little bit on the emotional side, but only as far as causing lolis to get addicted to me. Also intense humiliation, but that's fixable with good aftercare.

>> No.16195950

>>16195941
>good aftercare

Ehh. I'm more of a breaking for life where they stop caring about their own helth and focus only and giving me pleasure.

>> No.16195954

>>16195950
I'm more about the long game here, take things very slow. If things happen too fast I'd probably get bored, as shitty as that sounds.

>> No.16195955

>>16195840
>>16195842
What are you two even talking about? That is just MC and Lala's kid.

>> No.16195957
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16195957

>>16195939
Monsters also have theatrical works, through the themes displayed on them tend to differ from those written by humans.

>> No.16195960

>>16195957
They have whole plays and stuff written about headpats?

>> No.16195961

>>16195842
What's your point?

>> No.16195962

>>16195954
If I got bored I would just throw her away and get another one. Maybe one of the Anons with a healing fetish would pick her up.

>> No.16195964

>>16195961
Some spider boy probably fucked her, and that's why her daughter is half spider but has her colouration

>> No.16195966

>>16195962
I guess I'm too soft for that. Also too possessive. Even if she's broken she's still mine, throwing her out would be a waste and finding a new one would be a hassle.

>> No.16195970

>>16195964
You didn't even say the whole picture, or you weren't paying enough attention.

Go back there and stop being so scared about penises other than your own.

>> No.16195971

>>16195964
Her daughter isn't half spider you colossal fucking idiot. LOOK at the full image.

>> No.16195976

>>16195941
>intense humiliation
Tell me.

>> No.16195980

>>16195970
>>16195971
Hah, you right. I saw the cropped image first then the full. Didn't even notice.

>> No.16195981

>>16195966
I just think of it as throwing the trash away. And even if it's a hassle, it's not like I can't live without it.
It's like having an onahole. If it gets fucked up I could always use my hand.

>> No.16195987

>>16195960
They do have plays written about headpats, but head-pathos is just a technique used to being emotions out of someone.

>> No.16195988

>>16195976
I've learned from past mistakes of others that that's a bad idea.

>>16195981
Well, I'm sort of a hoarder in real life and I'm also lazy. Plus, a living monster loli onahole is far better than my hand could ever hope to be.

>> No.16195994

>>16195930
>first read this as Head pat hos
I feel like this could be a themed restaurant in MGC.

>> No.16195997

>>16195960
>MGC48's latest hit "You can pat my head" has caused a scandal
>The music video features all 48 members of the top-selling band having visibly male, human hands caress their heads
>The Church has condemned the group as several members were dressed as Paladins in the video
>>"It is appalling that this sinful group would dare to insinuate that our stalwart defenders would engage in abominable acts such as this."
>The scenes are, however, likely intended to reference the so-called Paladin-Patting controversy
>Hidden camera material shot at Monte San Giorgio Priory purports to show a single Paladin's head being caressed from all sides by several villagers
>Church leaders have vehemently denied that anything of the sort could happen within their communities
>>"The video is an obvious fake. The woman is question is a Succubus, who has polymorphed herself to hide her horns. I suspect this is a coordinated attack on our religion and beliefs."

>> No.16195998

>>16195812
Isn't there a guy who wants to to terrible things to an Alice?

>> No.16195999

>>16195998
Yes, that's me. And that's just the stuff I can post about here.

>> No.16196000

>>16195812
Hopefully one who beats you up finds you sooner.

>> No.16196009

>>16195988
>>16195999
Out with it you wanker.

>> No.16196010

>>16195998
You mean fucking her and having the poor thing lick up cum from the cold floor and leaving her on the ground because cuddling is a waste of time? That would be me.

>>16195999
Hi me.

>> No.16196013

>>16195764
I want to pump a Redcap so full of lust drugs that she can't see straight because of all the pre-emptive ahegao she's doing and then release her from her chains.

>> No.16196014

>>16196010
Hi I guess? I'm the guy who wants to make an Alice my oral slave and keep her in a cage, among other things.

>> No.16196021

>>16195764
Edgy

>> No.16196026

>>16196014
Then I guess both of us want to do horrible things to an alice.
Say, why a cage though?

>> No.16196027

I'd talk about the various nasty things I'd like to do to lolis but it's getting late here.

>> No.16196033

>>16195994
>Butler cafés where girls are served by cute boys revealing butler uniforms who will pamper them. Some cafés specialize in stern, grown men dressed more conservatively, who will treat them in a more professional, yet fatherly way.

>> No.16196035

>>16196009
I really shouldn't.

>>16196026
Because she doesn't deserve a real bed or to be treated as an equal. A cage symbolizes that quite nicely.

>> No.16196037

>>16196027
I'd like to be a beefy legal loli's husband and get rudely awaked in the middle of every Friday night when she comes home drunk off her gourd and proceeds to jump into the bed and squeeze me like a plush toy while she rubs her nose and cheeks all over my face.

>> No.16196042

>>16196010
Yeah you're the one I was thinking about
Now that I remember clearly what you said, it wasn't as hard as the Redcap guy

>>16196014
Just oral? Can't you at least make her your anal slave?
The poor girl will always be left hungry for more, the tingling in her lower half will drive her insane within a month

>> No.16196043

>>16196035
You should.

>> No.16196052

>>16195939
>>16195957
Im actually pretty sure this is canon in one form or another. Monsters still do stuff like thater and writing and so on, just more sex oriented. Like that latest best sellser, 'These Tentacles Feel So Good Around My Dick'

>> No.16196054

>>16196042
>The poor girl will always be left hungry for more, the tingling in her lower half will drive her insane within a month
That's sort of the point. I'll probably switch to making her an anal slave eventually, and then a pussy slave and then to some other kind of lewd slave. She's an everything slave, really.

>>16196043
Fine, asshole. As far as humiliation goes, I want to make her only clothes (when she's not naked) uncomfortable and restrictive rubber baby clothes. Complete with thick, bulky diapers and everything, though I should note that monstergirls don't need the bathroom in my headcanon. Call it a cop-out, I don't care, that stuff is gross even for me.

>> No.16196058

>>16196054
Now that wasn't so hard.

>> No.16196059

>>16196052
>Like that latest best sellser, 'These Tentacles Feel So Good Around My Dick'
But enough about Elves.

>> No.16196060

>>16196054
I see no reason why a monstergirl wound't have a perfect digestive system.

>> No.16196062
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>>16196054
>She's an everything slave, really.
I want to have a Paladin hug slave.

>> No.16196066

>>16196054
>I want to make her only clothes (when she's not naked) uncomfortable and restrictive rubber baby clothes. Complete with thick, bulky diapers and everything
Why though?

>> No.16196067

>>16196054
Keep that shit in /d/.

>> No.16196068

>>16196054
>monstergirls don't need the bathroom in my headcanon
That's silly, Anon.

>> No.16196069

>>16196054
The only kind of slave that is lewder than pussy slave is impregnation slave
Or womb slave if you're into it, you could even cause her to prolapse and use it as an onahole (typing this made me feel dirty)

>> No.16196071

>>16196054
>>16196069
Sometimes I'm glad monstergirls are not real.

>> No.16196077

>>16196068
Not him, but is it? Mamono mana already makes many improvements on their body. Why would a process like digestion not be perfected as well?

What if the asshole was just a vestigial trait from previous monsters used as a sex hole now? I mean think about it. They basically absorb semen, and rarely need to eat food.

>> No.16196079

>>16196066
Because treating a loli monstergirl like the lowest of the low, a disgusting human infant, is the most humiliating treatment I can think of. She's even lower than that though since she isn't actually a disgusting human infant but she's constantly treated like one. It makes me uncontrollably horny.

>>16196068
I know, but it's the only way I can rationalize my fetish.

>>16196069
>spoiler
I'd do it. Monstergirl healing powers are strong in my headcanon too.

>> No.16196087

>>16196068
>>16196077
It's similar in mine too, they only use the bathroom very rarely and in the case of some species, not at all. Most of their waste is released as demon energy in a sort of invisible aura.

>> No.16196089

>>16196079
>>16196069
I wonder what it would feel like for her to have her pussy turned inside out and used as an onahole and jerked off for added stimulation.

I can't picture anything but a messy ahegao

>> No.16196094

>>16196087
I see no reason why there would be waste at all.

Waste in a human is stuff we can't digest and break down. If you imagine a MG's gut like a furnace that can even incinerate ash I'm not sure anything would be left to "waste"

>> No.16196096

>>16196094
I guess you're right!

>> No.16196101

>>16196089
I'd totally suckle my loli slave's inside-out pussy before cumming in it. Only before though, not after.

>> No.16196108

>>16196054
>>16196079
I don't think I can fault you if there's no bathroom business going on despite her being a full on 'baby slave'.
You weird, weird fucker.

>> No.16196111

>>16196094
>>16196077
Mamono Mana and Spirit Energy are not the same thing, and semen and Spirit Energy aren't either.

Most monsters beside succubi require physical sustenance besides spirit energy, and some don't even need SE to survive. SE just improves their MM abilities and fights entropy.

Maybe higher tier monsters and some lower tier monsters could learn to survive only on their husbands SE or somehow make the digestive process perfect, but other than that there's no reason for them to not poop other than 'muh fetish'.

>>16196087
> Most of their waste is released as demon energy in a sort of invisible aura.
That's sick, Anon. The most disgusting thing I've read all week.

>> No.16196114

>>16195762
>this will never be compleate

>> No.16196120

>>16196114
Good

>> No.16196122

>>16196111
>That's sick, Anon. The most disgusting thing I've read all week.
It's converted to normal demon energy anon, mamono mana! There's nothing gross about that, it's just the way monstergirls are. What else did you think mamono mana is anyway, it's obviously some sort of invisible stuff in the air that corrupts stuff.

>> No.16196129

>>16196122
I'd rather risk having shit on my dick every once in a while that having to breathe monster farts for the rest of my life.

>> No.16196131

>>16196122
Makes sense to me.

>> No.16196136

>>16196114
I'm sure there will be art for Lani and Victoria eventually, but Beast is a lazy fuck, so don't expect Selene.

>> No.16196137

>>16196111
>What is mamono mana: the post
You don't need SE to do this. It's an inefficiency within their biology that magic fixes due to them being monster girls.

You're just mad your scat fetish is invalid

>> No.16196139

>>16196129
Nobody said anything about farts anon, maybe you're the one who needs to go back to /d/!

>> No.16196145

>>16196089
The messiest of ahegaos, I don't think she'd be able to handle it the first few times so you'd just be fucking her unconscious

>> No.16196147

>>16196120
I just don't like unfinished things.

>> No.16196152

>>16196079
So what kind of loli MG are you torturing like this?

>> No.16196160

>>16196152
I haven't decided. My preference shifts between Alice, Kikimora and Mousegirl with no real consistency. I had considered Kobold too, but those sort of belong to KDF.

>> No.16196166

>>16196137
>It's an inefficiency within their biology that magic fixes due to them being monster girls.
That's not how biology works, and pee and poop are not the only metabolic waste the body produces, but I guess you can hand-wave everything with magic.

>> No.16196172

>>16196166
If it lets me live out my loli baby slave fetish in my head without any nasty bodily functions in the way then you bet I fucking can.

>> No.16196173

>>16196166
>but I guess you can hand-wave everything with magic.
That's mamono mana's purpose, newfriend. Perhaps you should read up on the setting some time.

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>>16196069
>>16196089
>>16196101
Good morning, my fetish.

>> No.16196179

>>16196175
I fucking love this image, though I always thought it was too lewd for a good christian board like /jp/.

>> No.16196185

>>16196179
It is.

>> No.16196193

>>16196175
The best use of a slave.

>> No.16196194

I wonder if the sabbath is okay with what we would do to their members.

>> No.16196199

>>16196194
I think as long as there are more lolicons they'd be fine with it. I don't know if they'd love the loli-slavefags but I'm sure they'd love KDF.

>> No.16196203

>>16196194
Probably not, because this whole conversation is straight up /d/shit or worse, and sabbath is a religion of good taste.

>> No.16196205

>>16196203
>all the things wrong with this post
Good golly.

>> No.16196208

>>16196203
>and sabbath is a religion of good taste.
hhahahahaahahahahahaahahah

>> No.16196209

>>16196203
Technically anon, monstergirls are/d/ in the first place.

>> No.16196210

>>16196203
Loli torture is also a sign of good taste.

>> No.16196215

>>16196203
>>16196210
Yes, there is nothing wrong with torturing lolis.

>> No.16196216

>>16196209
Monstergirls are so common already that this phrase makes no sense anymore.

>> No.16196217

>>16196193
I want to have a marriage slave.

>> No.16196222

>>16196215
I'd torture a loli by doing intercrural and hotdogging and making her give me blowjobs and handjobs but never actully put it inside her.

>> No.16196223

>>16196217
>Marry a slave just to see her smile
>The divorce just to see how destroyed she becomes

Makes you want to break them even more.

>> No.16196228

>>16196222
Devious!

>> No.16196231

>>16196217
That would be lovely.

>Go into a slave auction.
>Start wierding out the slavers by asking about the fertility, cooking skills, and general wife-ability of the monster girls you have.
nearly cause a riot as the slaves try to get out first to be bought by you

>> No.16196236

>>16196179
Should venture outside of the thread once in a while.

>>16196217
>Forcing someone to go through several hours of preparation and ceremony daily
Truly this is torture. Well-dressed torture.

>> No.16196237

>>16196215
Go fuck yourself

>> No.16196240

>>16196231
Oh, that would be great. Just think what would happen if the slave owner asked why you needed to know that and you said quite loudly and clearly “Oh, I’m planing to marry her if she’s good enough” And then just watch the chaos begin.

>> No.16196241

>>16196236
>>Forcing someone to go through several hours of preparation and ceremony daily
You mean getting married every day? Jesus Christ this is some weird stuff.

>> No.16196243

>>16196237
But I have a baby slave for that.

>> No.16196247

>>16196240
>An oni shatters her chains so she can grab you and explain how "No other girl will have the muscles to keep you safe like me!" only for an arachne to web her and run up, telling you about all the clothes she can make.
>A kunoichi knocks her out, leaving her chains behind her, explaining how she's the perfect body guard only for the tanuki secretly running it all to throw on some rags that don't fit her chubby frame and explain how rich she is, completely blowing the disguise in the first place.

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>>16194927
Indeed it is. It seems that the fellow has a twitter and tumblr now.

>> No.16196255

>>16196247
>it turns out that nobody there was a slave anyway since they broke out so quickly, it was all an elaborate ruse to find husbands

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16196257

>>16196236
>>16196241
I will force her to go through the whole marriage rituals each and every day while I'm at work. A ritual cleansing, a scented bath, being dressed in new, beautiful dresses every day. When I come home, she has to promise to love me for the rest of her days, and we'll have a wedding banquet for dinner each and every day. Then I'll roleplay gently taking her virginity on our wedding night. After a lovely evening together we'll cuddle each other through the night and in the morning it starts all over again for her.

It'll get a bit awkward once our children start being born, but I'll just pretend to be marrying a widow after that.

>> No.16196260

I prefer to think this is just some people wanting to get (You)s

>> No.16196266

>>16196255
That actually happens. I forget where but one of the world guides said that monsters will intentially get captured or made into slaves only to fuck their husbands into marrying them

>> No.16196267

>>16196257
Isn't that the definition of hell?

>> No.16196271

>>16196255
But if no one is a slave, how can anon buy his marriage slave?

>Anon poses this question
>An awkward silence ensues and glances are exchanged
>A nekomata in the back shouts that shes a "Slave to her heart!"

>> No.16196274

>>16196267
For her? I mean, she's a slave, so it doesn't matter if she doesn't like it.

>> No.16196275

>>16196248
Can you link to them?

>> No.16196276

>>16196257
What an odd fetish.

Even odder than the people who want to make lolis their "baby slaves."

>> No.16196281

>>16196276
Baby slaves sounds so stupid.

>> No.16196284

>>16196271
They become slaves when the customer buys them. It's just that the girls get the money instead of the dealer.

>> No.16196285

>>16196281
Yeah, it sounds weird.

>> No.16196291

>>16196284
Ah yes, but isn't that really just indentured servitude?

>> No.16196293

>>16196275
http://itsnaaaav.tumblr.com
https://twitter.com/ThatNav/media/

>> No.16196298

>>16196293
Thanks.

>> No.16196299

>>16196291
No, it would be indentured servitude if they had to pay off a debt to become free. Here they get a lot of money in exchange for belonging to a customer.

Really, this just sounds like golddigging at this point. She gets a husband AND an awful lot of money? Is there any downside to this as long as the owner is their type? I can't see it.

>> No.16196306

>>16196299
I can only imagine the guy bringing home his marriage slave, expecting her to be timid and frightened Only to find her there in nice lingerie (something he doesn't own) and clutching a "Yes" pillow to her chest (something else he doesn't own)

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16196309

>tfw Barb hasn't drawn Automatons or Gremlins even though /m/ and robot girl stuff is right up his his ally
Also, it appears that yesterday was the dudes birthday. which means more of his BDSM bear.

>> No.16196312

>>16196309
his alley*

>> No.16196313

So those of you who are loli abusers, what do you call them? Are your slaves even allowed to have names?

>> No.16196324

>>16196306
I bet she's buying really nice clothes and food with all the money she has from selling herself, too. He's expecting her to arrive in rags and chains but she's got a bespoke office lady suit and a fresh haircut when she arrives.

>> No.16196325

>>16196313
I feel like you're baiting me, but I don't care anymore. Baby slave or just slave is her usual title, mostly because I haven't thought to give a name to a girl who's species I haven't decided on yet.

>> No.16196326

>>16196313
Never really thought about it, but I wouldn't go as far as to name them since they are just something to get off once in a while.

>> No.16196331

>>16196325
>not calling your loli slave SSSSSERVILE

>> No.16196332

>>16196331
I'm not quite sure what this is a reference to, so no.

>> No.16196353

Lolis are not slaves! Lolis aren't even for sexual!

>> No.16196366

Are lolis even real?

>> No.16196373

>>16196366
Not in the sense I fantasize about, no. The kind of slavery fetish I have just isn't possible with real people.

>> No.16196379

>>16196373
>The kind of slavery fetish I have just isn't possible with real people.
It is.

>> No.16196381

>>16196379
Real people use the bathroom, so it's really not.

>> No.16196383

>>16196381
Oh. Well, there is that I guess.

>> No.16196388

>>16196136
If you count doodles there is some of Lani.
Though I'd lose my sides if Lani did get art, but she was being pushed off to the side by a Wurm doing a magical girl pose.

>> No.16196389

>>16196383
Yes, I've doomed myself to having impossible fetishes.

It's a conflicting feel.

>> No.16196403

>>16196389
I want to be fucked by a dead woman who is at least 5 centuries old.

You're not the only one.

>> No.16196409

Which would be cooler to ride?

On a Wyvern like a dragoon?
On a Hydra's "back" like some mythical hero?
Or on a Whitehorn pulled sleigh while chucking boxed presents and coal at children?

>> No.16196425

>>16196409
The last one.

>> No.16196429

>>16196409
I got up too much on the hydra's back when I was younger.

>> No.16196437

>>16196409
But there's no hydra MG.

>> No.16196439

So do lava golems actually trap their husbands by cooling down while covering them? This is worrying.

>> No.16196443

>>16196439
>cooling down
>around their husbands

I don't think that's normally supposed to happen

>> No.16196444

>Monster girl culture includes slavery
>It's completely consensual, no one is throwing nets over anyone's heads
>Because of the nature of it, it skirts around the 13th amendment
>The biggest demographic is, oddly, Tanukis
>They sell themselves into slavery because they get off on playing the role of the poor bankrupted young woman forced to serve her debtor
>Role reversal, if you will
>Find yourself with just such a slave
>She's an even bigger deviant than usual though and uses her financial savviness to get you rich while keeping herself poor
>Says she wants you to own her forever

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16196450

>>16196443

>> No.16196456

>>16196444
I want a tubby tanuki in rags who keeps insisting she's in my debt despite making me rich.

>> No.16196458

>>16196443
>lava golem doesn't cool down
>instatnly melts her husband with her 1000C° body

>> No.16196460

>>16196437
Yet.

>> No.16196463

>>16196450
Huh, I forgot about that detail. It just struck me as weird that they'd be able to lower their body temperature when they're covering him, rather than just getting non-lethally hotter.

>> No.16196465

>>16196458
>He can't withstand 1000ºC

What a faggot

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16196473

What if suddenly this was on your window?

>> No.16196478

>>16196473
continue to mastrubate since she seems to enjoy the view

>> No.16196479

>>16196473
Let her in. What's the worse that can happen?

>> No.16196481

>>16196473
>How's you get up there?

>> No.16196485

>>16196136
>Victoria

Without means of sending or receiving money for the time being, unless an absolute madman commissions me for writefagging and pays a drawfag in my stead, she's gonna remain artless.

>> No.16196487

>>16196473
Return to the internet and point at the "Must be this thick and lactating" sign I have outside my house.

>> No.16196491

>>16196473
Let her in and give her some candy.

>> No.16196494

>>16196473
Let her in so she can tell me about trees over a cup of tea. It's very cold out there y'know.

>> No.16196495

>>16194959
>tfw no deep swamp, brown Voodoo lich to gather ingredients for.

>> No.16196499

>>16196495
Thank god.
Swamps suck. The ogres can keep them for all I care.

>> No.16196500

>>16195047
Before a Lich is a Lich, are they are Dark Mage?

>> No.16196511

>>16196485
You could always try yourself.

>> No.16196512

>>16196473
Rena looks pretty damn happy about something.
I'd let her in to tell me all about it.
And so I have a better angle to ogle those tits.

>> No.16196514

>>16196500
No.
Just magicians, warlocks, sorceresses, witches, and magi.

>> No.16196519

>>16196473
Is this Elf hoping to compete with Holstaurs in the milkability department?

>> No.16196522

>>16196500
Necromancers, which are either a subset of >>16196514 of those or their own classification.

>> No.16196526

Will a Lich speak at high speed if you get her going on about her research? Instead of a lazy, monotone, "I don't even know what time it is and I couldn't care less" sounding?

>> No.16196528 [SPOILER] 
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16196528

Last elf picture about that horrible game. i am even willing to delete it if its unfit for this general

that game is only good for the waifus

>> No.16196531

>>16196526
Nope. Same voice, same intonation.
The difference is she'll talk your ears off about it if you let her.

>> No.16196533

>>16196519
To be fair, I'd love to help an elf acquire that kind of production capacity.

Although she'd need to eat quite a bit to fuel the production.

>> No.16196534

>>16196473

Considering all my windows are pretty high up, I'd be surprised

>> No.16196535

>>16196522
Some Liches were even not necromancers.
There are many varieties of Liches. Like the dry, which have 5 canopic jars for phylacteries, or elven Liches, who became that way to protect their family and things important to them.

>> No.16196537

>>16196439
So Lava Golems starve their husbands and kill themselves? Or are they still alive while being cool enough to turn to rock?

KC leaves more questions than he does answers.

>> No.16196543

>>16196531
>"-And of you mix these two solutions with this compound of Apophis venom and Holstaur milk, you'll get an aphrodisiac that tastes like Grape Ape..."
>Lich finishes her speech
>Turns to you
>You're dead asleep with a bunch of alcohol around you
>Even the Kiki maid who you suspect is a coke fiend is asleep

>> No.16196547

>>16196537
Does he actually say they do that? I imagined they'd just create magma and solidify it, not solidify their own bodies.

>> No.16196550

>>16196511
I don't like drawing and don't have a tablet.

>> No.16196552
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16196552

I didn't know they animated this doujin.

>> No.16196554

>>16196537
Are you guys being stupid on purpose?
Of course they're still alive, they just harden themselves. Lava Golems have a hot/cool dynamic that they can switch between.

>So Lava Golems starve their husbands and kill themselves?
I can't believe you'd even ask this question in the first place.

>> No.16196557

>>16196543
the only one awake is a raiju putting her tongue in a light socket

>> No.16196558

>>16196547
>once joined with a man's body

I assumed she "binds" to him.

>> No.16196562

>>16196554
>lmao so stoopid asking questions that aren't properly explained in the description

It says "so he can't escape". This would suggest he is stuck there forever.

>> No.16196565

>>16196552
Oh god.
I just remembered the last time I heard about a doujin getting animated.

Apparently it was filled with QUALITY

>> No.16196567

>>16196550
>I don't like drawing
Really? I always viewed drawing as that thing we all were born enjoying
Sure, there are hundreds of others things you can like better than drawing but you still like it don't you?
If you actually dislike it the art fairies will get sad

>> No.16196569

>>16196565
The hilarious one with the cow girl and the fake ears?

>> No.16196571

>>16196569
No, I think it was before that.

>> No.16196572

>>16196565
The oni one with ant eater faces? Fucking queen bee, not even once.

>> No.16196573

>>16196562
>This would suggest he is stuck there forever.
So you are stupid.

>> No.16196575

>>16196552
I thought you were just posting dumb unrelated anime bullshit and then I started to recognize those characters. What the fuck WHO WOULD ANIMATE THIS?

>> No.16196576

>>16196550
Don't need a tablet. Just pencil and paper.

>> No.16196579

>>16196409
As long as I can dress up as Santa and bean bad monster kids with coal, I'll ride the White Horn

>> No.16196580

>>16196572
Yes, that one.

>> No.16196581

>>16196557
And the Wurm who was busy playing Drakengard 1.

>> No.16196585

>>16196562
If a cop cuffs a man to some guardrails "so he can't escape", does that mean he'll be cuffed there forever?

>> No.16196586

>>16196444
Before, I did not know that I wanted this. Now, I know.

>> No.16196587

>>16196579
Hope you can handle a turf war with the real santa.

>> No.16196593

>>16195840
At first glance, I thought they all had a spider lower-half, but they don't. So, I think I see where you're coming from. You might be reading too many doujins friend

She's just referring to how Kimihito was tied up and gagged, possibly against his will. Hence, Miia calling it rape.

>> No.16196603
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16196603

>>16196567
I don't hate it, but on the list of things I usually want to do, drawing isn't high enough for me to actually do it. I don't think it's due to any perceptions of skill level since even back when I was little over half my height I got encouragements after winning a drawing contest at school against a massive amount of other shitters, but still didn't feel like it.

Funnily enough, the moment I picked writefagging I never dropped it.

>>16196576
I was talking about what it'd take for Victoria to get into that seven sins picture if I were the one to draw something.

>> No.16196617

>>16195788
Why is Miia-daughteru a lewd Wile E. Coyote?

>>16195809
>>16195800
Ditto. $10 says disembodied blowjobs were involved in some stage or another.

>> No.16196619

>>16196579
I want to find a chubby elf and dress her up as santa!

>> No.16196621
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16196621

>>16195618
Would you worship any old lizard's feet, or a high class one's?

>> No.16196623

>>16196565
>>16196580
Pretty sure that was based off a game not a doujin...

>> No.16196624

>>16196593
Miia would call every sex Kimihito had that wasn't with herself.

>> No.16196631

>>16196593
>You might be reading too many doujins friend
I wanna know what doujins you're reading since the only MM stuff I can ever find is Papi/Suu, or NTR.

>> No.16196633
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16196633

Quick cheap wife commission.

>> No.16196634

>>16196552
How it's called? It's hentai?

>> No.16196637

>>16196623
Doesn't make it any less funny

>> No.16196638

>>16196633
Cute wife.

>> No.16196642

>>16196552
>Hasshaku-sama is supposed to have a low, husky voice
>would actually fit well with the mature woman look the artist gave her too
>instead she has a generic hentai girl voice
Still mad.

>> No.16196643

>>16196633
Hips could be wider.

>> No.16196648

>>16196633
Lovely as always Gazerfag! Source on the artist? Google brings up nothing.

>> No.16196658
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16196658

Anon, you pathetic excuse of a man; what did you do now?

>> No.16196661

>>16196648
Think I misspelled a thing.
I wasn't sure whether to label them with their email or the blog they just made, but
http://genkillua.tumblr.com/

>> No.16196662

>>16196658
I wanted to see if she could really imitate a Hellhound's firelashes.

>> No.16196665

>>16196658
Play dead.

>> No.16196667

>>16196658
She found me checking out a chubby holst.

>> No.16196671

>>16195830
And that is why you always delete your browsing history when a monster is over. Theyll get you wrapped around their finger otherwise

>> No.16196674

>>16196671
>he doesn't have his browser automatically delete everything on closing

>> No.16196678

>>16196658
I said she sheouldn't cross her arms because it makes her tits look like pecs.

>> No.16196688

>>16196674
That'd be obviously suspicious.
What you need to do is always use Incognito mode for porn.

>> No.16196689

>>16196688
It still leaves bookmarks and stuff.
>It's for security dear

>> No.16196729

>>16196671
>Jiangshi looks in your browsing history to find your most viewed tags on boorus/hentai sites
>writes them all on her seal

>> No.16196736

>>16196585
Well no. But it beats the purpose of her keeping you there if she's going to let you out again. Why not use your lava powers to just blocks all entrances and exits to the cave/house?

>> No.16196743
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16196743

>>16196573
>>16196585
guys come one this isn't that hard

>> No.16196751

What about transformer automatons?

>> No.16196758

>>16196743
It seemed less like bait and more like a dumbass, for once.

>> No.16196786

>>16196603
Ah. I see.
I'm sure a drawfag will someday draw the donuts. I certainly hope Lani the Wurmmancer does.

>> No.16196793

>>16196751
What, no one wants an automaton who can turn into vehicles? I just wanna romance a yandere yamato nadeshiko murdertruck.

>> No.16196802
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16196802

>>16196751
Sure.

>> No.16196803

>>16196793
I'd prefer Automatons that can turn into sweet motorcycles.

>> No.16196806

>>16196802
I guess is to automatons what furries are to Mgs

>> No.16196808

>>16196803
Motorcycles are vehicles.

>> No.16196809

>>16196802
That's a big robutt.

>> No.16196812

>>16196751
>Get ready to go to work one day
>Walking to your car
>It suddenly jumps on you
>Commence rape
AMBUSH TACTICS
This must be the work of the Decepticons.

>> No.16196817

>>16196808
but not murdertrucks.

>> No.16196818

>>16196806
I dunno. I mean where's the limit between Automotons and robots? Furries and MGs are easier to define (fur all over face + muzzle=furry)

>> No.16196825

>>16196729
That brings up a question, but I'm not sure if it's been already answered. If the tags involve bodily transformations/alterations, how would that work on her?

>> No.16196827

>>16196818
When it's just a vaguely humanoid machine, like a furry is just a vaguely humanoid animal. What oyu posted would be machine furry. It doesn't even have any skin

>> No.16196828

>>16196818
Think of their synthetic flesh as real skin, and plain metal as fur.
The less synth flesh, the closer they are to a simple "robot".
Blockiness is probably another factor.

>> No.16196829

>>16196818
>between Automotons and robots
Eh? They're the same thing.

>> No.16196830

>>16196818
Have you even seen the Automatons profile art? They aren't simple mecha musume nor are they full robutt. They're more on a tier slightly above Aigis.

>> No.16196831

Nun Dragons!

>> No.16196834

>>16196827
>>16196828
I can see this being a problem in the future. Oh well.

>> No.16196843

>>16196831
Battle nuns with latex bodysuits under their robes and habits.

>> No.16196855

>>16196843
No. Peaceful Dragons who have left their life of battle and rage to worship.

>> No.16196860

>>16196843
Regular nuns in latex nun outfits instead of normal ones!

>> No.16196870
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16196870

The problem with people saying stuff like "it depends on how much synthetic flesh/skin they have" is that you can't call something like this "robot furry", because they're not nonhuman on the level of a transformer, but they don't possess any human-looking synthetic skin.

Trying to apply arbitrary rules to this sort of thing won't work.

>> No.16196875

>>16196843
DEMON battle nuns.

>> No.16196880

>>16196825
I think demonic energy works its normal magic and transforms them just within the normal limits

>> No.16196887

>>16196860
I bet my Kobold waifu would look great in a latex nun outfit!

>> No.16196888

>>16196875
Each specializing in different weapons and fighting styles.
Kung fu, Lancer, Swordmaster, Whitemage, Assassin, etc.

>> No.16196889
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16196889

>>16196827
I wouldn't really call it a machine furry.

Furries are mostly animal faces with humanoid body. This one is a robotic human face. Not the same at all.

Space Jin makes some damn good ones speaking about that.

>> No.16196893

>>16196870
Sure I can. That robot is polt tier. Full body fur, human face, nose notwithstanding.

>> No.16196894

>>16196888
Don't forget the scythe.

>> No.16196897

>>16196870
This picture reminds me of film13

>> No.16196898

>>16196843
>>16196860
I don't know why you guys have to lewd everything. I'm just talking about pure Dragon nuns with holes for their horns in their Habits and their tails sticking out under the Habit. I think it's quite pure and cute.

>> No.16196905

>>16196893
>That robot is polt tier.

How?

>> No.16196907

>>16196898
This is monstergirls anon, it's always lewd with monstergirls.

>> No.16196908

>>16196898
I does sound pretty cute. I would go to the church just to talk with that Dragon.

>> No.16196910

>>16196893
>That robot is polt tier. Full body fur, human face, nose notwithstanding.
>Full body fur
>human face, nose notwithstanding

I don't even know where I should begin ripping this apart.

>> No.16196912

>>16196907
But not all monster girls have to be lewd. It's nice to see something different.

>>16196908
She enjoys having other people to pray with.

>> No.16196919

>>16196905
I just explained how. Full-body fur/metal and a human face. You say I can't call that robot furry, but I can based on that criteria.

>>16196910
>It's the polt isn't furry meme.

>> No.16196923

>>16196912
Would she be happy if I also donated to the church? I would even play with some of the kids with her.

>> No.16196925

>>16196919
By that logic Golems are furry too.

>> No.16196926

>>16196894
>scythe
Too retarded and impractical. Even a warscythe, while infinitely more proper as a weapon, is pretty low tier amongst pole arms.
Halberds and glaives would fit more.

>> No.16196936

>>16196898
Fine.
Cute Dragon nuns, with little awkward youngling Dragons next to them who are new and still adjusting to things

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16196937

>>16196925
I hope you're remembering to breathe anon.

>> No.16196939

>>16196923
Sister Dragon would much appreciate it! Especially when she has a lot of kids to deal with at the nursery.

>> No.16196943

>>16196937
Fucking pauldrons.
Why do they have them?

>> No.16196947

>>16196919
Who the fuck's talking about Polt? You're the only one trying to bring her up.
The point is that your metal/fur comparison argument is retarded, because the two aren't the same. At all. And for all we know, you could have metals that emulate the feel of skin on some sci-fi world with robot girls. Your comparison falls apart on ever level.
Secondly, what the hell are you talking about in regards to that carbon Miku picture, with a "human face, nose notwithstanding"? Point to the nonhuman nose, please.

>> No.16196954

>>16196937
She's made of clay so by that Anon's logic since metal counts as furry then Golems should count as furry.

>> No.16196956

>>16196937
Anon, the golems are made entirely out of clay. Even the parts of them that don't look like bricks.

>> No.16196964
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16196964

Merry christmas from Santa's little helpers!

You've been a good boy this year, right?

>> No.16196965

>>16196954
Clay is not metal.

>> No.16196970

>>16196965
And metal is not fur.

>> No.16196975

>>16196947
I used notwithstanding wrongly there. And Polt is the parallel, that's how she's relevant.
>And for all we know, you could have metals that emulate the feel of skin on some sci-fi world with robot girls
Unless it emulates the look too it doesn't matter to my mind.

Like take a lizard girl, cover her in scales from head to doe an say magic makes it "emulate the feel of skin". Is it no longer scalie?

>>16196954
>>16196956
I fail to see how this is relevant. It loos like skin.

>> No.16196977

I think Automatons that go more humanish in appearance are more acceptable than >>16196889

It's like people think Automatons mean they can post androids and mechs more robot than human.

>> No.16196978

>>16196975
Anon, you're a fucking retard. Go push furshit somewhere else.

>> No.16196985

>>16196965
And it's not skin or synthetic skin either. Neither is metal.

>> No.16196984

>>16196943
Demonic energy did some shit when it turned a clay doll into that Golem.

>> No.16196986

>>16196978
>Out of arguments
You want to post a fucking vending machine, >>>/m/ is your board pal. What this anon said >>16196977

>> No.16196989

>>16194230
The yeti on his head in the picture

>> No.16196993

>>16196975
>I fail to see how this is relevant. It loos like skin.

The Automaton's "skin" doesn't look like skin either.

>> No.16196996
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16196996

Monster Girl Encyclopedia already has kemono girls, so this whole argument is irrelevant.

>> No.16196997

>>16196993
Yes it does?

>> No.16196998

>>16196964
>literal ass-wings
Sure but can I pick other loli?

>> No.16197006

>>16196977
We've been posting robot girls for ages before KC threw out the automaton, and nothing looks wrong with that spacejin picture. They're cute, have a good design, that's really about it.

>> No.16197007

>>16196986
>You want to post a fucking vending machine
I don't, I just think it's very suspicious that you brought up furries.

>> No.16197008

>>16196977
But those automatons do have human appearance.

>> No.16197009

>>16196997
It looks as much like skin as this >>16196870 does.

>> No.16197010
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16197010

It is bad i want to mate press a dragon girl until she submits or dominates me back?

>> No.16197014

>>16196998
The lolis are not your present anon, you might get coal for thinking such a deviant thing.

>> No.16197019

>>16196964
No, I've been a very naughty boy
Now can you please direct me to the nearest CC Krampus so that I can get punished properly?

>> No.16197025

>>16197007
It's the ratio of Fur/scale/metal to human appearance that matters. I brought up furries because they were a handy example that was in the same category of "non human". We don't have a name for "mechies" yet.

>>16197009
That's clearly some kind of carbon fiber mesh that looks nothing like skin. Like, you push on that shit and you're getting hard, unforiving metal plate. Poke your finger at a golem's tits an you're getting bounce

>> No.16197028
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16197028

>>16196975
>Like take a lizard girl, cover her in scales from head to doe an say magic makes it "emulate the feel of skin". Is it no longer scalie?

Seems like a monstergirl to me. A scalie has a weird flat snake-head, and no ears, with slits for a nose.

>> No.16197032

>>16196939
I'm going to secretly tell those kids to call me papa anon and her mama Dragon. Imagine embarrassed Dragon Nun playing along.

>> No.16197037

>>16196996
I mean yeah, but we don't discuss them here for obvious reasons.

>> No.16197038

>>16197010
Absolutely not.

>> No.16197040

>>16197014
>The lolis are not your present anon
But that's exactly what I wanted from santa. What is the present then?

>> No.16197042

>>16197025
>Like, you push on that shit and you're getting hard, unforiving metal plate.
That's like, your opinion, man.

or, in other words:

MAMONOMANA

>> No.16197044

>>16197028
>Posts a girl with green skin and some scales on her face

>> No.16197045

>>16197025
>. Poke your finger at a golem's tits an you're getting bounce
Yes, despite it being clay, because of mamano mana. You can apply the same rules to these robots.

>> No.16197051

>>16197040
You get coal for thinking dirty thoughts about little girls.

>> No.16197054

>>16197037
>for obvious reasons.
4Chan has some strange sensibilities issues for people who make fun of SJWs all of the time.

>> No.16197057

>>16197045
I'm just illustrating a point, I'm not using bouncy tits as a defining line for what is or isn't okay. Orther wise we'd have all kinds of nasties clogging this place up.

>> No.16197060

>>16197054
>4Chan

>> No.16197063

>>16197044
You're comparing, smooth, featureless metal to scales, which by their very nature have bumps and lines and seperations between them.
You don't have much of a platform to stand on when it comes to pointing out the differences.

>> No.16197066

>>16197008
Humanoid, but not human. They have the shape, but no real human looks.
There needs to be a proper human to monster ratio to be a proper monstergirl and not a toaster or gundam with a fleshlight.
Example: that one elf android from that one anime about an android capable of giving birth, who looks like a human/elf but still has features to show off she's a robot, unlike the others who are 95% robot with a vaguely human shaped face.

>> No.16197068

>>16197063
>Posts a girl with supposed scales which are smooth and featureless
And scales are different to fur. But they are all similar in that they are not skin.

>> No.16197070

>>16197054
It's against the global rules, retard.

>> No.16197072

>>16197057
Okay. And the point you were illustrating was already taken apart.

>> No.16197073

>>16197054
It's just one fag mixing western furfaggotry in this, ignore him and he will get tired eventually

>> No.16197075

>>16197054
>4Chan
You aren't a regular I can tell.

>> No.16197077
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16197077

Tell me Anon, would you be able to deal with a Metro styled world if it had MGs in it?

Scary mutant MGs...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2djDE_kwH3Q

>> No.16197078

>>16197068
>cosplay tier girls only reeeeeeeeeeee
Go away.

>> No.16197083

>>16197073
See >>16197070

>> No.16197086

>>16197070
Case in point.

>> No.16197088

>>16197077
I wonder if Shoggoths can evolve into X-like parasites from Metroid Fusion?

>> No.16197089

>>16197072
>My point was that it din't look like skin and would be hard as metal
>You point out mamono mana would make it feel like soft and forgiving
>But the point remains that it doesn't look like skin.


Really I think the key lesson to take away here is no matter if it comes in metal, fur or scale, the ratio is king. Anything above 50% needs to go and stay go.

>> No.16197090

>/mgt/ has a perfectly civil and nice discussion about brutally torturing and abusing loli MGs this morning
>/mgt/ can barely hold it's shit together when discussing robots
Wow.

>> No.16197093
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16197093

A bit late to the party but this has been my ideal level of robutt for a long while, would clang clang them any day.

>> No.16197099

>>16197093
skeleton robits

>> No.16197100

>>16197090
Robots have always been a point of contention, as have been aliens and furries. Then KC canonized robots like he canonized furries.

>> No.16197102

>>16197090
What can we say? We love cornholing lolis.
Especially Anubi.

>> No.16197112

>>16197093
But there's nowhere to clang clang

>> No.16197113

>>16197077
If you're asking if I would fuck a Dark One monster girl, then sure.

>> No.16197119

>>16197112
They've got mouths, man.

>> No.16197120

>>16197100
Shoggoth and Mindflayers are technically alien in anture.

They are just Lovecraftian horror aliens and not 1950 scifi ones.

>> No.16197124

>>16197089
>Anything above 50% needs to go and stay go
God, you haven't been following these posts at all, have you?
No, ratio isn't king, because there's different ways of applying that ratio, mixing human and monster parts, and designing them. Again, you can't just assign an arbitrary fucking rule like that.

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2658634
By your rules, if it was a girl, it would fall under the 50% rule, and be fine to post as a monstergirl.
Obviously, it wouldn't be, so your rule is completely flawed on a fundamental level.

>> No.16197126

>>16197090
That's because the morning is pacific.

>> No.16197127

>>16197112
Then you must install the means to clang clang.

>> No.16197128

>>16197093
Looks about Automaton level, maybe more sleek if amything.

Would bang Evangeline, Joice, Jennie, and Catherine.

>> No.16197129

>>16197102
Do you torture your loli too lolinubisfag?

>> No.16197134

>>16197124
Ever hear of exceptions to the rule, you mongoloid?

>> No.16197140

>>16196977
> humanoid body
> anime face, no different than plenty of monster girls
> very expressive

> they're not humanish

You're retarded.

>> No.16197141

>>16197120
Are we getting Yithians?

Girls so yandere they'll search for you across time and space.

>> No.16197142

>>16197120
I don't think KC's version has that "From space" backstory though

>>16197124
So add a caveat "Requires human head". The rule still stands, I just didn't think I had to specify something that obvious. Clearly you'll reach for any straw you can

>> No.16197147

>>16197090
I-I just want to talk about dragons, guys.

>> No.16197150

>>16197129
I'm not even an Amubisfag.
I just like the idea of stuffing a loli Anubis' ass as she sits in my lap while we play games.

I'm more a Dragonslut than anything.

>> No.16197151
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16197151

>People just cannot let each other be with their waifus.

I'm glad they'll never be real. They don't deserve this sort of treatment.

>> No.16197153

>>16197150
Anubisfucker is that you?

>> No.16197156

>>16197147
I'm here Anon.

I wonder how panicked my waifu would be if she tried to lift me and accidentaly dropped me on her horns.

>> No.16197158

>>16197142
Aliens don't need to be from outer space to be aliens.

>> No.16197159

>>16197140
Those three traits would allow EMG furries in though
>Humanoid body
>Anime face, no different than plenty of monster girls
>Very expressive

>> No.16197162

>>16197151
There's a reason I never ever bring up my waifu in these threads.

>> No.16197164

>>16197151
I will personally run as a politician in the MG universe and pass a law saying that abusing Lolis is punishable by painful mindbreaking by a Ushi-Oni for 10 years.

>> No.16197165

>>16197150
>Doing activities with your slave
Nope. You either go full slave or full daughteru.

>> No.16197168

>>16197158
You're gonna have to explain this one to me

>> No.16197169
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16197169

This is a Gundam.

>> No.16197170

>>16197140
>no different
>expressive
You're the retard here, Simple Jack.
Those things are humanoid in overall body shape, but their face and appearance is teetering towards inhuman.
They don't even have HAIR. That's fucking inhuman, especially when in place hair they have a plate of metal in the shape of some hair style

>> No.16197175

>>16197134
If you have to apply an exception to it that fundamental, it's not a good rule to go off of.
We've done just fine here going off of judgement and not giving a shit when cosplay fags moan about more involved designs. There's no need for some random 50% "rule" to be imposed by some anon now.

>> No.16197176

>>16197156
I mean. Enjoy the broken rib for awhile. At least you'll have a Dragon at your hospital bed.

>> No.16197177

>>16197159
A furry with an anime face isn't a furry you retard.

>>16197170
> They don't even have HAIR. That's fucking inhuman, especially when in place hair they have a plate of metal in the shape of some hair style

So what's the difference with monster girls like slimes? Yeah, none.

>> No.16197178

>>16197170
Slimes don't have hair either.

>> No.16197179

>>16197077
Abominations are for loving.

>> No.16197181
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16197181

>>16197170
>They don't even have HAIR
And? Don't need hair to be a monstergirl.

>> No.16197182

>>16197153
No. He is smalltime in my shadow of Dragonsluttery.
Which is funny because my alltime favorite monster is Werewolf.

>> No.16197186

>>16197169
What does she want to construct?

>> No.16197199

>>16197170
>They don't even have HAIR. That's fucking inhuman
So bald people aren't human?

>> No.16197202

>>16197178
And in the end they're just animate jello.
They could turn into a man midfuck if they wanted to, or a chair, or a shark.

>> No.16197204

>>16197199
Of course not.

>> No.16197206

>>16197175
Not him but you haven't even seen the charts have you, where they line designs up from 5%-100%

That's obviously the spirit in which I stated 50% though. Having a human head at least is so fundamentally expected, I didn't expect you to nit pick it, so I didn't feel the need to clarify.

>>16197177
>Literally covered in fur with a dog's nose but an anime face
>Not furry
Right

>> No.16197215

>>16197204
Rude.

>> No.16197218
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16197218

Is it that time again?
Cant we just talk about harpies.

>> No.16197219

>>16197186
A baby.

>> No.16197220

>>16197199
Well, SPHESS MUHREENS certainly aren't.

>> No.16197221

>>16197218
Snow harpies?

>> No.16197223
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16197223

>>16197179
I want to have an Abomination for a marriage slave.

>> No.16197225

>>16197219
But how can she build a baby?

>> No.16197226

>>16197221
Sure. Just keep them way from swords.

>> No.16197228

>>16197218
Garuda when? Or Rok?
Or, hell, even Horus?

>> No.16197232

>>16197225
At Build-a-Daughteru workshop.

>> No.16197240

>>16197164
What about consensual abuse of lolis?

Also, that seems kind of risky. Wouldn't it promote Ushi's trying to frame you about abusing lolis so they can rape you?

>> No.16197241

>>16197226
So is a lance okay?

>> No.16197245

>>16197225
You order a kit from a catalog, wait for it in the mail, and then get building. You have to provide your own Soul Drive, of course. After that, it's just a matter of picking the add-ons you want to put on her.

Or, you know, go the more fun route of fucking. She didn't have a literal baby-maker installed for nothing.

>> No.16197246

>>16197218
Harpies are just so cute.

>> No.16197247

>>16197240
Last Ushi who tried that ended up as some rapist Spiderman after a few things went wrong with her plans.

>> No.16197248

>>16197218
BIRD

BRAIN

>> No.16197250

>>16197245
What's a Soul Drive?

>> No.16197252

>>16197241
Gunlance or bust, buster.

>> No.16197257

>>16197245
Unless I'm remembering wrong, automatons DONT have baby makers. It's an emphasized part of the profile.

>> No.16197260

>>16197252
Longsword for life.

>> No.16197263

>>16197223
Source? Please?

>> No.16197266

>>16197252
Aw shit, fuck yes. Imagine them with wyvern fire playing around.

>> No.16197268

I think KC isn't a too bad rule of thumb when it comes from this, ignoring the obvious exceptions like the siths. If it's more robotic than an automiton it's probably in the wrong place.

>> No.16197269
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16197269

How do you feel about zombie tentacle loli?

>> No.16197273

>>16197260
>not Ds
>not HH
>not GS
>not Bow
>mot SA
Begone.

>> No.16197274

>>16197263
Filename, anon.

>> No.16197276

>>16197269
Needs purging or an Anon to go away.

>> No.16197282

>>16197269
0 for 3.

>> No.16197285

>>16197269
Uncute. All that indistinct, writhing mass makes her look like a chubster.

>> No.16197286

>>16197269
She looks like she needs a headpat.

>> No.16197287

>>16197269
Does she have an older sister? I'd an undead kraken

>> No.16197288

>>16197257
You're right, they have a milking device that serves a similar purpose but she doesn't even need to move for it to work and it's not visible externally.

Automatons are wonderful like that.

>> No.16197290

>>16197218
Let's talk about Black Harpies and their new look

>> No.16197291

>>16197268
Yes. I think things like Aegis push it a little, but are still acceptable.
Kos-mos is also acceptable.

>> No.16197293

>>16197269
Fire is needed for such a thing.

>> No.16197300

>>16197287
>Eating rotting seafood.

>> No.16197305

>>16197268
>one girl should serve as a limit due to arbitrary reasons
Nah senpai.

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16197306

>>16197260
My brother.

>> No.16197310

>>16197273
>DS
I dabbled with them. They're fine, I just don't care for them as much since Nargacuga set no longer gives Evade+1 and Evade Ext. together.
>HH
If I wanted to be a bard, I'd play D&D.
>GS
Sorry I like actually being able to hit my targets?
>Bow
Honestly never tried them.
>SA
These are actually my secondary.

>> No.16197314

>>16197206
Even those charts are shitty, because the increments they go up in leave a lot of room for imagination between the illustrations, and again, they only show a handful of an infinite pool of design possibilities. There is no authority you can turn to on the matter.

>> No.16197315

>>16197305
>arbitrary
Keep telling yourself that, you'll only get run out of here.

>>16197300
>rotting

>> No.16197316

>>16197266
>Harpy uses WF
>Recoil sends her flying back and makes her leg bend in the wrong direction painfully
>Meanwhile the Phantom with the HH just sits around playing tunes, the Wight is productive using her claws like DS, and the Cupid gets ready to use status coatings on her bow for sleepbombing

>> No.16197317

>>16197306
That narga needs some healing.

>>16197273
I remember playing around with the bow for a while. It was fun.

>> No.16197322

>>16197315
>Eating rotten seafood.

>> No.16197327

>>16197268
I wouldn't take KC as a rule of thumb for anything. His automaton deisgn is okay, I guess, but the only rule I'll take is that it has to look like a mechanical life form, and not like it could be a human wearing robot bits on top. Besides that, I don't give a shit how far an artist goes, as long as the robutt still looks fuckable and has a good design.

>> No.16197329

>>16197310
>needs evd and evd ect
Oy.
>not wanting to whop monsters and buff your team at the same time
Opinion of you dropping-
>I like hitting my targets
Are you fucking serious? You cannot. GS is the best hitnrun weapon in the game. Are you horrible and think you're supposed to infinite combo everything instead of charge attacks and draw attacks?

>> No.16197331

>>16197322
>rotten

>> No.16197336

>>16197331
That is indeed what he said.

>> No.16197340

>>16197327
>still looks fuckable
Define this. How far can an artist to in your mind before it stops being fuckable?

>> No.16197341
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16197341

>>16197315
>you'll only get run out of here
By who? The two of three people who have an aneurysm when they see a girl they don't personally like? I'm shaking in my boots.

>> No.16197343

Apex Wendigo.

>> No.16197347
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16197347

You now realize the Gyoubu Danuki's leg fur is shaped like a giant scrotum.

>> No.16197350

>>16197341
Oh look. The commercial anon defense.
It totally works.

>> No.16197352

>>16197327
KC is a shit rule of thumb for anything. I love his girls and all but he's incredibly tame compared to monster girl works as a whole.

>> No.16197354

>>16197347
Delet

>> No.16197357

>>16197347
You're shaped like a giant scrotum.

>> No.16197362

>>16197352
Yeah, because we really want a bunch of MGQ purge-tiers around.

>> No.16197363

>>16197352
>he's incredibly tame compared to monster girl works as a whole
Design wise or writing wise? Because MGE is easily one of the more fetishy monster girl settings out there.

>> No.16197364

>>16197357
So he's the Ostrich Scrotum wrestler from The Man Show?

>> No.16197366

>>16197362
There's a whole world of monster girls between MGE and MGU levels of monstrosity.

>> No.16197368

>>16197363
>Because MGE is easily one of the more fetishy monster girl settings out there.
Ahahaha. Oh, you poor, naive soul.

>> No.16197369

>>16197364
Yes.

>> No.16197371

>>16197347
I'm going to steal all of her merchandise so she can cry to another Anon.

>> No.16197372

>>16197341
By people who don't want to see things like the siths posted, by people who don't see the limit on what is allowed as "arbitrary" unlike you.

>> No.16197374

>>16197363
>MGE is easily one of the more fetishy monster girl settings out there
I wish I was as innocent as this.

>> No.16197375

>>16197369
You are now imagining MGs jumping on trampolines.

>> No.16197376

>>16197366
Because girls like Cancer, Shoggoth, Sandworm, Humpty Egg, etc aren't monstrous?

>> No.16197378

>>16197329
I understand how GS work, I just don't like them. Just a draw attack without charging is a full 2 second commitment to a single attack. That's a very long time to stand still, hoping you don't get hit and that the monster stays in place.

And it's not that I need Ev+1 and Ev.Ext. to play DB, I just preferred to have them. You rely on that side-step a lot, but it doesn't cover a lot of ground on it's own. Though I haven't tried the new Attack on Titan style for DB yet.

>> No.16197381

>>16197372
When did I say Siths should be allowed? Furry is a global rule.

>> No.16197382

>>16197363
>MGE is easily one of the more fetishy monster girl settings out there.

>Condescending_balding_man_holding_a_baseball_bat_over_a_blue_baclground.jpg

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16197383

>>16197375
I want to buy a trampoline for my Imp servants.

They've earned it.

>> No.16197384

>>16197340
I dunno, it's the sort of thing that can really only be figured out on a case-by-case basis. Take >>16197341, for example. I'd say it's still fuckable, and if given the choice, I would, but I'd much rather go for a robot looking like that artificicial Miku posted earlier. More aesthetically appealing, I guess.
I just don't really get annoyed when people post stuff I don't like, because why the hell should I?

>> No.16197387

>>16197378
>long time
Do you have ADHD? It's the quickest attack possible. And it's easy if you read the monster.

>> No.16197389

>>16197381
Full mech is just as bad as full fur.

>> No.16197393

>>16197368
>>16197374
>>16197382
I think you underestimate both how vanilla most monster girl stuff is, and how weird MGE can get.

>> No.16197394

>>16197376
Are you really using the argument of the few to represent the many?
Come on, dude, you can be better than that.

>> No.16197397

>>16197383
I want my Imp servant to sit in my lap while I do work.

>> No.16197398

>>16197393
Most block out the bestiality and mindfuckery.

>> No.16197399

>>16197368
>>16197374
>>16197382
It's like you haven't heard of wonderland

>> No.16197402

>>16197383
I'm....curious.

What happens if I give that imp hathor's milk?

>> No.16197404

>>16197394
MGE has a broad range of stuff.
It has vanilla material and pretty fuckin weird stuff all the same.

You can't just say it's tame when it has the weird shit too if you want to look for it.

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16197407

>>16197397
>W-Whatever Mastah desires!

>> No.16197410

Has KC done Bandersnatch?

>> No.16197416

>>16197389
Says just you, because there's no global rule against robots. Unless you count the captcha system.
We get it, you have your own tastes regarding robot girls. That's all they are, personal tastes. People have their own tastes too.

>> No.16197421

>>16197410
Alas, he has not.

>> No.16197426

>>16197407
>Those curves
She's getting groped while I work. And if she makes any noise, I'm stopping. If she's a good girl and can stay quiet, though, I'll give her a reward.

>> No.16197427

>>16197416
You know the global rule has more to do with their cancerous fanbase right?

>> No.16197428

>>16197416
And human history has shown just how important taste and opinions have been.

>> No.16197432

>>16197382
'No Furry' is a global rule, yet it's not enforced on /v/ or /vg/ (and other boards) for anthropomorphic characters related to videogames, boards which do not have an explicit rule stating and exemption to this.

MGE Cait and Cu Sith are both /jp/ and MGE related. Polt is also tolerated despite the fact of being more related to /a/ than /jp/. Unless a mod comes and explicitly states that not even kemono from inside KC works are allowed I don't see why KC's Siths shouldn't be.

>> No.16197433

How fucking long has it been since the dragon zombie got her pseudo translation?

>> No.16197438

Do Not

>> No.16197441

>>16197433
Why hasn't Darkmage been translated?

>> No.16197443
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16197443

Shh, she's sleeping, don't wake her up

>> No.16197444

>>16197416
>We get it, you have your own tastes regarding robot girls. That's all they are, personal tastes. People have their own tastes too.
This. The entire thing is worse than the femdom vs maledom arguments, well almost.

>> No.16197445

>>16197438
Yeah, getting a bit too meta now

>> No.16197448

>>16197427
Okay, right. And your point is?
Furries aren't allowed, robots are. That's the bottom line.

>>16197428
What are you even trying to say with this?

>> No.16197453

>>16197443
I want to whisper into her hers the sonic drowning theme.

>> No.16197454

>>16197441
because life is cruel and cold
seriously though, between this and the game supposedly being translated but those people not doing anything and KC's little hiatus im about to explode from tension

>> No.16197458

>>16197448
Opinions are a huge deal. Merely stating your own can spark conflict.

>> No.16197459

>>16197393
>>16197399
The only real deviant thing I can think of in Wonderland is the dogification. Which is pretty deviant, I'll admit.

But aside from that, KC tries his hardest to present MGE as the most vanilla and accessible thing to try and appeal to as many people as possible. Even his "femdom" girls are extremely vanilla, or have some clause in their traits that completely undermines their femdom aspect.

>> No.16197460

>>16197453
Don't scare the Yeti, she'll shed all over the bed!

>> No.16197463

>>16197443
I'm going to put a blanket over her and give her a kiss on the forehead.

>> No.16197465

>>16197459
>He hasn't heard about diamond trumparts yet

>>16197448
My point is you're pointing to something unrelated that has no baring on the discussion

>> No.16197470

>>16197459
Parasite slimes, matango, mindflayers and such have something to say to you.

>> No.16197472

>>16197460
Imagine that as an alarm.
Perfect way to wake up anything.

>> No.16197473

>>16197465
More like /d/iamond trumparts am I right fellas?

Hello?

>> No.16197475

>>16197473
If there was anything in MGE to go full /d/, it'd be her

>> No.16197482

>>16197465
Again though, the translation for the D. trumpart only mentions the animal transformation as one specific. The rest is just "will explore the limits of the mind and body" which any monstergirl could do with you.

>> No.16197483
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16197483

Reminder to read daily

>> No.16197485

>>16197482
Threadly Club Trumpart shill post.

>> No.16197488

>>16197465
>My point is you're pointing to something unrelated that has no baring on the discussion
It wasn't me who tried to create some imaginary connection between robots and furries. I was just pointing out why it was such a stupid comparison to make.

>> No.16197490

>>16197482
You know full well a normal Mg's "limits of the mind and body" is vastly different from a wonderland MG's "limits of the mind and body"

>>16197488
>Imaginary comparison
It's not imaginary when furfags have used your arguments basically word for word. Full ANYTHING is shit. We even have the anti-cosplay fags whining about full human.

>> No.16197491

How mad can you make an Anubis? What would you do?

I'd delete her saves on MH and ruin her progress in Warcraft.

>> No.16197502

>>16197483
ThereIAmGary.jpg

>> No.16197512

>>16197491
I'd draw dicks all over her schedule and cum on her hair while she is sleeping. I would also make all of her slaves mindbroken and unable to work.

>> No.16197516

Can we talk about settings and ideas for stories and whatever?

>> No.16197517

>>16197459
Im pretty sure most people would consider getting defeated kidnapped and raped by monster girls pretty deviant

>> No.16197521

>>16197512
>Anubis with hair that is raised up in random places and refuses to stay down
A Kej would hang herself, but an Anubis would only be agitated.

>> No.16197522

>>16197454
Yeah there hasn't been a whole lot of new stuff in a while has there

>> No.16197526

>>16197432
The mod that lurks in one of the discords has said several times that the Siths are furry and thus aren't allowed.

>> No.16197532

>>16197526
That's about as reliable as "My Uncle works for Nintendo".

>> No.16197535
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>>16197516
An "orphanage" run by a Gremlin and her husband where recently discovered/awoken Automatons go to wait for a husband or receive alternate equipment for husband finding.

>> No.16197537

>>16197526
Did he says so on the discords or in here?

Because unless he said so in here I don't see how it's official.

>> No.16197539

>>16197535
So a warehouse?

>> No.16197540

>>16197502
Faggot.

>> No.16197546

>>16197540
Your face.

>> No.16197548

>>16197539
A warehouse with style.

>> No.16197553

>>16197548
Practically uninhabited outside of the Gremlin and her assistant/husband.
Might as well be full of boxes.

>> No.16197558

>>16197490
>It's not imaginary when furfags have used your arguments basically word for word.
What arguments? Point them out, and then please link to the exact conversations where they've been used by furries.

>Full ANYTHING is shit. We even have the anti-cosplay fags whining about full human.
People whine about full human because this is the monstergirl thread, and the entire point of it is to post beings who show inhuman or monstrous features while still looking enough like a sexy girl.
The "Full ANYTHING is shit" line doesn't really work, because >>16197341 and >>16196889 still, ultimately, look like sexy girls. They're just robot sexy girls. Which is also what the automaton is.

>> No.16197566

>>16197558
>look like sexy girl
Without the tits they would not look female at all. They are just robots, not monster girls.

>> No.16197576

>>16197566
The first one with the visor, yeah, I'll give you that.
The Space Jin one, though, nah. They'd still look female.

>> No.16197577

>>16197558
>What arguments? Point them out, and then please link to the exact conversations where they've been used by furries.
How about this, you go and find an argument to justify why full mecha should be allowed which can't be used to justify why full fur should be allowed. An argument that isn't "because global rules"

You know full well I'm not going to go through the archives just to find where a furfag has made justifications like "We get it, you have your own tastes regarding robot girls. That's all they are, personal tastes. People have their own tastes too."
>who show inhuman or monstrous features while still looking enough like a sexy girl.
Wrong. While still looking like a human girl.

>> No.16197583

>>16197576
Not really. I still think the jin one is not really right.
Hell, even Automatons are pushing it and are only really applicable in KC's world due to being ancient magitek that most likely came from too-smart-to-live people from before some cataclysmic event.

>> No.16197586

>>16197583
I disagree, automatons have a human torso and face an what looks like skin covering both as well as hair. More than human enough

>> No.16197591

>>16197583
>Hell, even Automatons are pushing it and are only really applicable in KC's world due to being ancient magitek that most likely came from too-smart-to-live people from before some cataclysmic event.
Then I think this is just a matter of opinion, where you have a really low tolerance when it comes to mechnical girls. Nothing wrong with that. Just don't get pissy when people post above your low tolerance level.

>> No.16197603

>>16197577
I mean, the burden of proof is on you. If you want, you can report me and everyone who posted those robot girls, and tell the mod we posted stuff which shouldn't be allowed here.
>you go and find an argument to justify why full mecha should be allowed which can't be used to justify why full fur should be allowed. An argument that isn't "because global rules"
So you want me to find an argument, besides an already valid argument?

>While still looking like a human girl.
Oh yeah, just look at how human the mindflayer looks. Look at how human the shoggoth and all those slimegirls look. And the tentacle girl. All completely human.

It's okay, Anon. You can just come out and say you don't like something, but you don't have a reason for it.

>> No.16197606

>>16197591
>expecting people not to get pissy over conflicting views
Never leave your house much? It's impossible for humans to not kill each other over these things, let alone tolerate them.

>> No.16197611

>>16197586
I guess.

>> No.16197616
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16197616

How many of you would actually be okay with dating an alp?
Assuming that they are your favorite species or one of your favorites.

>> No.16197618

>>16197606
Well, too bad you can't kill anyone here then. Guess you're stuck having to, y'know, deal with those conflicting views. Like a functional human being.

>> No.16197622

>>16197577
>Wrong. While still looking like a human girl.
Do sandworms really look human to you?

None of the girls save for two or three exceptions (witches, Kejourou, etc.) look humans. You're just saying which girls are allowed in here and which aren't based on your arbitrary preferences instead of by the work KC has done for MGE.

>> No.16197623
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16197623

>>16197221
Extinct.

>>16197218
Why not rename them to Sky Devils and be done with it.

>> No.16197624

>>16197616
Why do you always post that image when shitposting about Alps?

>> No.16197625
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16197625

Finished Chapter 7 of All's Fair In Love And War. Should've finished it last week had I not gotten sucked into playing vidya and scrapped the chapter like 4 different times.

http://pastebin.com/EFptJvEG

>> No.16197627

>>16197616
No.

>> No.16197629

>>16197603
>I mean, the burden of proof is on you.
The precedent is on my side though. We don't allow full fur, full scale. Hell we don't even allow full human with the exception of what KC puts out. Random anime girls is off topic.

So It's on you to explain why full mech should get a pass where nothing else should.

>So you want me to find an argument, besides an already valid argument?
Yes.
>Oh yeah, just look at how human the mindflayer looks. Look at how human the shoggoth and all those slimegirls look. And the tentacle girl. All completely human.
Well they don't look completely human because that would defeat the purpose but they look more human than those two robots.

>> No.16197631

>>16197625
Finally On time for once Losenis.

>> No.16197632

>>16197622
>Do sandworms really look human to you?
Yeah.

>> No.16197633

>>16197623
Snow harpies are just hidden from you, the DL and the order. Just like chaos monsters, they are in a place really hard to find but sometimes one or two go decide that it's time to explore.

>> No.16197636

>>16197632
You might want to get an update on your prescription glasses.

>> No.16197643

>>16197636
>Soft pink skin
>Hair
Over
>Hard blocky metal plate
>And more hard blocky metal plate
Hmmm

>> No.16197645

>>16197624
>He thinks that's shitposting
Shitposting would be admitting to wanting to love and spoil a Cu and Cait Sith as they fight for my affection

>> No.16197650

>>16197632
Now you're just grasping at straws.

>>16197643
>Robots can't be soft.
>Or pink.
>but clay can.

>> No.16197657

>>16197631
>On time

no bully

>> No.16197660

>>16197650
You've yet to post a robot covered in skin the way a golem or automaton is. Regardless of whether or not what looks like skin is actually skin or not.

>> No.16197662
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16197662

>>16197633
That's partially true.

The last eggs are kept in warm storage by the best Harpies.

No living snow harpies exist though.

>> No.16197663

>>16197657
I'll bully you all I want to you lose-to-a-penguin torpedo bastard.

Fuck you Esdese died, do that to Victoria and I will goddamned shank you.

>> No.16197664

>>16197616
I'd date one. Shy tomboys are cute. Though I'd be torn between leaving her in the 'normal' state or trying to turn her /gfd/

>> No.16197668

>>16197662
Sure thing Anon, whatever helps you sleep at night.

Just be careful when climbing a snowy mountain or trying to airdrop on an Ice queen. You might see something that you don't like. And it's going to be Dire

>> No.16197671

>>16197643
>Inhuman pink flesh that has the same function as a tongue
>Slick, wet prehensile tendrils

>Smooth, shiny metal that could be hard or soft
>The same, or artificial fibres meant to resemble and emulate hair

Hmmm to you too.

>> No.16197672
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16197672

>>16197663
>do that to Victoria and I will goddamned shank you
I would an undead lilim tho

>> No.16197677

>>16197668
Does it really count as "Dire" if that's their default?

>> No.16197679

>>16197671
>>Smooth, shiny metal that could be hard or soft
>>The same, or artificial fibres meant to resemble and emulate hair
And yet you post no examples of this. Do it. I dare you. Watch as I have no problem at all with it.

>> No.16197689

>>16197623
What's wrong with Harpies? They're cute and fun to be around.

>> No.16197692

>>16197347
Well yeah, kinda part of the original lore if you think about it.

Delet this

>> No.16197693

>>16197629
>Hell we don't even allow full human with the exception of what KC puts out. Random anime girls is off topic.
Oh yeah, I remember all the times paladin girl pictures get deleted for being off-topic.

>Well they don't look completely human because that would defeat the purpose but they look more human than those two robots.
By what metric? Because it looks like you're just taking issue with robot monstergirls, solely for the fact that they're robots, and ignoring the monstergirls which are more monstrous.

>> No.16197696

>>16197616
I would an alphound.

>> No.16197701

>>16197679
>have no problem at all with it.
So why have you been arguing against robot girls this whole time? Unless you're a different Anon.

>> No.16197704

>>16197693
>Order paladins
>Off topic to MGC

>Because it looks like you're just taking issue with robot monstergirls, solely for the fact that they're robots
Only the ones that are too robotic

>> No.16197705

>>16197677
Their bodies evolved to survive the harsh reality of snow harpies, making them better then they already were.

Stronger, faster, smarter, and hornier.

>> No.16197707
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16197707

What kind of embarassing things can you find monster girls doing when they think nobody is looking?

>> No.16197711

>>16197701
I never once argues against robot girls as a whole. I basd my standard of acceptance off an automaton, a robot girl who is quite robotic. I'm just arguing that anything beyond that belongs on /m/. Just like we redirect anything that goes too animalistic to /trash/

>> No.16197720

>>16197704
>Generic Animu girls in armor not drawn by KC
>>Order paladins

>> No.16197721

>>16197707
Have a low sex drive

>> No.16197723
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16197723

How do i get a dragon so sexually frustrated to the point where she will pin me to the bed and milk me for days?

>> No.16197724

>>16197672
Lostpenis

>>16197707
Sniffing your clothes when they think you aren't at home.

>> No.16197727

>>16197720
>We can't post anything if it's not drawn by KC

>> No.16197730

>>16197707
>Lich is alone in her laboratory since her husband is out buying something
>After several attempts she finally succeeds with the experiments
>She makes sure that no one is home
>She cracks a small smile and goes "Yeeeey~" while clapping her hands

>> No.16197734

Someone mentioned Gremlins therefore I have been summoned.
On that note, it's time for another caption. Next in line is the fluff-tomato, Barometz:

http://i.imgur.com/wPLl2cO.jpg

>果肉により互いの腰は勢いを増して弾み続けるため,彼女達のほんわかとした雰囲気とは異なり交わりは非常に激しいものとなる事だろう。
"Because the fruity flesh continues to bounce their hips with ever increasing force, unlike their warm and comfortable atmosphere, sex with them will become very intense."

With this incredible revelation we can understand that the grass is green and the sky is probably blue sometimes.
In other words, nothing new here.

A lot of people keep requesting Dark Mage's profile. I briefly considered at least pulling the text out of the book and into a machine format.
The problem is that it would delay the captions even more, and would take a lot of free time to do.
And it could potentially start some more anti-Sabbath shit. Dark Mages are practically my enemy.

>> No.16197737

>>16197723
Keep rubbing and polishing her scales.

>> No.16197741

>>16197734
>Dark Mages are practically my enemy.

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT DARK MAGES

>> No.16197746

>>16197741
Literally a slut in a halloween costume.

>> No.16197747

>>16197734
>Grouping with the sabbath

Not only you like shitty girls but also like the retarded cult of children? Jesus, get some taste my man.
Maybe translating dark mage would be good for you.

>> No.16197748

>>16197734
>Dark Mages are practically my enemy.
Oh shit you revealed your true self at last Sabbath shill. I appreciate your work, but honor dictates I will need to fight you should we meet. Or trash talk you at least.

So, faggot.

>> No.16197756

>>16197727
>We can't post anything that doesn't give service to my narrow list of fetishes regardless of whether Global rules allow it or not.

>> No.16197757

>>16197711
>my standard
>Just like we
>we
Good to know you're just a faggot who can be ignored.

>> No.16197758

>>16197707
Pretending to be human.

>> No.16197759

>>16197737
What will happen if i keep doing that daily?

>> No.16197762

>>16197759
You're going to be pinned down and she'll polish your blade. For weeks.

>> No.16197765

>>16197756
I don't see why you're getting hung up on this
>A wolf girl is a gir with wolf bits
>KC ha written about wolf girl
>Posting a wolf girl not drawn by KC is on topic

>A paladin girl is a girl with paladin bits
>KC has written about paladins
>Posting a paladin girl not drawn by KC is on topic

>>16197757
both sides have thrown "we" around. Thing is "we" actually do tell furfaggots to fuck off, newfreind

>> No.16197767

>>16197711
>I basd my standard of acceptance off an automaton, a robot girl who is quite robotic
Okay, right. And you get that YOUR standard isn't the same as everyone else's many standards, right?

>> No.16197771

>>16197762
Perfect! i will start working on it

>> No.16197774

>>16197767
That doesn't really matter. There's a line somewhere around "Too [furry/scalie/monstrous/xeno]" where the thread begins to react. I fail to see why too mecha should get special treatment.

>> No.16197775

>>16197765
Execept a paladin girl isn't on-topic to monstergirls. Wherever or not she's drawn by KC doesn't matter. If she turns into a monstergirl in a series, through a story or drawings, then sure.
Otherwise, no.

>> No.16197776

>>16197747
>>16197748
How does it feel being homosexual?

>> No.16197777

>>16197771
Just be sure to not get seduced by her and ruin your teasing. She might try some dirty tricks, but as long as you resist you should be raped.

>> No.16197780

>>16197734
If dark mage would cause trouble then how about the new zipangu girl?

>> No.16197781

inb4 clean_clean.gif

>> No.16197782

>>16197775
Whatever is in a MG setting is MG relevant. If that includes humans so be it

>> No.16197784

>>16197774
Because they're not the same, obviously.
You might fail to see it, and that's your shortcoming.

>> No.16197788

>>16197765
>An Automaton is a girl with robot bits
>KC ha written about Automaton
>Posting an automaton not drawn by KC is on topic

>A Cait sith is a girl with cat bits
>KC ha written about Cait sith
>Posting a Cait sith not drawn by KC is on topic

>> No.16197790

>>16197765
>Thing is "we" actually do tell furfaggots to fuck off
Did you miss the bit where this entire thing is about robot girls?

>> No.16197791

>>16197776
>liking big breasts
>homosexual

>> No.16197793

>>16197776
You're the one that likes little undeveloped girls, so you tell me.

>> No.16197796

>>16197788
Global Rule 3 forbids the second case, not whether it is topical.

>> No.16197797

>>16197616
Thread memes aside alps are pretty good.

>> No.16197798

>>16197741
I wasn't insulting anyone. Dark Mages are pretty smokin' as far as I'm concerned.

>>16197747
I didn't choose my taste, my taste chose me.
And I accept it with open arms.

>>16197748
My waifu is a Gremlin, 'tis only natural I would side with them.
Every affront to the Sabbath is an affront to waifu, and I must stand by her against all opposition.
So prepare your ego, faggot. I'll get the water balloons.

>> No.16197801

>>16197616
>Would you a biological female
>And she's hot
Sure

>> No.16197802

>>16197723
That is a very big head.

>> No.16197803
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16197803

>>16197775
You forgot the part where paladins aren't even part of MGE like some people think, they're fanon wank at best.

Order blessed heroes are the closest thing and they're not running around in huge groups like some people think, nor do they look anything close to what paladinfags would like to believe.

>> No.16197807

>>16197801
>and she keeps speaking like Sandy Cheeks

>> No.16197808

>>16197734
Is there a reason you don't want to translate without pulling the text? Like just read it and then translate whats there? I assume that would cut down on time considerably

>> No.16197809

>>16197796
Global Rule 3 has unspoken exceptions in other boards. You just have to get out of /jp/ to find them.

>> No.16197812

>>16197809
>in other boards

>> No.16197816

>>16197784
>Because they're not the same, obviously.
You have no basis for this other than "I don't want them to be the same so they aren't" Whereas I'm standing from a point where too "anything" is told to fuck off

>>16197788
If that global rule wasn't there cait sith would be. It is though. But then we get into the thread itself and our own "ban" on furries. If you want to start arguing why we should't be able to post full humans either, I won't stop you. It's not like I can really disagree. This is neither the monster nor the girl thread. It's the monstergirl thread.

And as for your automaton example, yes it's fine, provided it isn't too robotic. Same goes for my wolf girl example. Provided it's not too animalistic.

>> No.16197817

>>16197776
I knew I should have saved that Constanza-shoggy pic.

>>16197798
>My waifu is a Gremlin
They give me the shortstack vibe, mora than the loli one, and with your translation I feel a bit more sure about that. Even then I don't think they care about Sabbath mumbo-jumbo and dream of big bouncy breasts. Love them for what they are though, before they invent a breast expansion machine and kill us all.

>> No.16197826

>>16197816
They're objectively, definably different. Do you really look at a robot and a furry, or a xeno, and think "yeah, no, I see literally no differences between these"? Because that is the entire basis for your argument.

If you want to call my argument out as being based on nothing but opinion, you have to admit that yours is too, and that we're arguing over something completely trivial. And that more robotic robot girls will continue to be posted, and there's nothing you can do except moan about it to zero effect.

>> No.16197829

>>16197826
>Do you really look at a robot and a furry, or a xeno, and think "yeah, no, I see literally no differences between these"?
I do see no difference. They are all as equally, identically not human. Why is this concept so hard to grasp for you?

>> No.16197832

>>16197797
We just need a writefag capable of creating a believable Alp character, and not some /d/-tier nonsense with guys who have no business being Alps.

>> No.16197833

>>16197798
>My waifu is a Gremlin, 'tis only natural I would side with them.
A Gremlin hard at work in the Sabbath's mechanical division sounds fun.

Also loli-Automatons.

>> No.16197834

>>16197829
Sweden please.

>> No.16197835

>>16197834
I don't get it.

>> No.16197837

>>16197833
Loli automatons with the fattest of bottoms?

>> No.16197839

>>16197808
That's simple, Anon. it's because I'm an amateur that still can't understand characters at a glance.
Even if I can understand grammar structure, my ability to read and remember is roughly the equivalent of a dyslexic child.
So I'm completely dependent on dictionaries.

>>16197817
It's not about which side waifu cares about, it's about what side would care about her.
The Sabbath is fine with waifu just the way she is, but some onee-Sabbath would want to change her.
I don't want her to change when she's already perfect, so they would naturally be my enemies.

>> No.16197841

>>16197837
No, things from the sabbath must be 100% little girl.

>> No.16197842

>>16197837
But of course! Why would a sensible Gremlin design them any other way?

>> No.16197845

>>16197839
>but some onee-Sabbath would want to change her.
I see no reason to believe onee-sabbath would be anywhere near as militant as the sabbath

>> No.16197847

>>16197724
>You leave the house
>Once Hellhound knows she's alone, she runs straight to your dirty laundry bin
>Pulls out a tshirt from the bottom of the bin
>Plants her face right in it and takes a deep sniff
>"Ahhhhh! Anon's scent..."
>Her tail wags furiously
>You walk in, realizing you forgot your car keys, and find her enjoying all your clothes
>She tries to hide her embarrassed face with a pair of your boxers
>You let her sniff you all over in bed later that night

>> No.16197848

>>16197829
>Why is this concept so hard to grasp for you?
Because it's oversimplification to a degree where you're discarding fact and reality in order to get your argument to make sense.

>> No.16197853

>>16197803
This.

In not a single part does KC mention Paladins. There are Chosen heroes by the Chief God and the Order.

>> No.16197854

>>16197841
>Sabbath
>Sensible

They probably have potions that widen hips and fatten rears.

>> No.16197855

>>16197839
Sabbath are flat chest terrorists, while onee-Sabbath isn't even canon...I think. So go neutral faget.

I swear to god Gremlin just fucking stole your heart with some gizmo.

>> No.16197856

>>16197848
It's a simple issue. You only bother to look at individual differences if you want to argue which is the lesser evil. By far mechs are the lesser evil.

But regardless, it's as equally not human as any of the others.

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16197858

>>16197841
>Implying fat-bottoms are not inherent to little girls and the Sabbath

>> No.16197859

>>16197842
But how big would gremlin make the loli-automaton's bottom?

>> No.16197861
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16197861

>>16197803
THIS is a Paladin, Anon.

>> No.16197865

>>16197847
I am a pervert for liking this and I accept it.

>>16197835
Advanced memes class, you wouldn't know.

>> No.16197868

>>16197858
>>16197854
Fat bottoms are big, thus belong to big girls. If the sabbath is fine with them that means we are already in.

>> No.16197869

>>16197859
The scientifically measured perfect hip-to-waist ratio to ensure maximum breeding potential.

>> No.16197871

>>16197861
Can they even speak to the Holy Light?

>> No.16197873
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16197873

>>16197841
Fat loli butts are an absolute must.

>> No.16197874

>>16197871
Pretty sure in the Reforging process they got a little bit of the Holy Light/Omniscience injected into them.

>> No.16197878

>>16197625
Intended to skim it but ended up engrossed halfway through.
Guess I'm a sucker for edgy headcannon.

>> No.16197884

>>16197865
>Advanced memes class, you wouldn't know.
If you're implying my statement of everything being equal and no different makes me sweden, I'd say it depends on treatment. If I was to accept them because of it, sure. But I'd align myself more with the imperium when it comes to filthy machines, furries and xeno scum

>> No.16197885

>>16197873
Jack is a cute.
We need to go bigger

>> No.16197895

>>16197856
There's no "evil" to speak of, but your use of the phrase would suggest that this whole matter does boil down to your own personal dislikes.
And the global rules, again, disagree with you. Mecha girls are allowed, furries (and scalies, as they fall under the definition) aren't.
Obviously there's a very fundamental difference or set of differences there, whatever they may be, proven by the existence of those rules. That's an objective truth.

At this point the argument's become completely cyclical, and we're not going to resolve anything if you keep on with your "they're the same" thing. Just read above, and keep disputing fact if you want.

I'll admit you're right when you get the global rules changed to reflect your lack of an ability to perceive the difference.

>> No.16197897

>>16197884
>Imperium
Opinion discarded for a variety of reasons, but foremost because no sneks, unlike some pervert in the Warp.

>> No.16197899

>>16197853
I've always envisioned paladins as elite Order knights above regular soldiers and below heroes.

But yes, the image at right is canonically a hero. I don't recall paladins being mentioned by name.

>> No.16197908

>>16197895
My use of "evil" can just be boiled down to a manner of degrees. And it doesn't "boil down" to my personal dislikes, my dislikes just generally run in the same grain as what is or is not accepted here.

Clearly, treating full robots like furries and xenos is something unique to me though.
>And the global rules, again, disagree with you. Mecha girls are allowed, furries (and scalies, as they fall under the definition) aren't.
Couldn't care less
>Obviously there's a very fundamental difference or set of differences there, whatever they may be, proven by the existence of those rules. That's an objective truth.
Yeah, the cancerous fanbase. That's it.

>At this point the argument's become completely cyclical, and we're not going to resolve anything if you keep on with your "they're the same" thing
Certainly not when your argument boils down to repeating "They're not the same thing"

>> No.16197919

>>16195788
>arachne holding me down and inside her
This is what I want.

>> No.16197930

>>16197839
Ah well, official stuff is coming sooner or later anyways.

>> No.16197931

Can you guys just stop arguing?

>> No.16197935

>>16197845
Maybe, but the point is that if there ever was a conflict, I would doubtlessly join Sabbath.

>>16197855
C'mon, we already established that Sabbath is basically Inner Heaven. Head Bapho is totally Big Boss. Think about it, he even "rapes" people and ships them to his base to fight for him.
>Gremlin just fucking stole your heart with some gizmo
I wouldn't even mind.

>> No.16197940

>>16197931
I think the arguments run its course now actualy

>> No.16197943

>>16197931
>stop arguring
>4chan
>monstergirl thread

Here forever, etc, etc.

>> No.16197951

>>16196473
Tell her that I only accept real monsters and not knife-eared people.

>> No.16197952

>>16197931
All we need to do is overdiscuss them.

>> No.16197962
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16197962

Wurms are fun

>> No.16197965

>>16197908
Do the Japanese have such a problem with furries, or is it solely a western issue due to trash-tier animal-fuckers and costumed freaks?

>> No.16197970

>>16197962
>Getting stuck in a love triangle with 2 Wurms

Guess it's better than 2 Medusae where you'll get petrified most of the time.

>> No.16197972

>>16197962
They're a handful and a half though.
How could anyone hope to handle two?

>> No.16197975

>>16197965
Solely western.
That, and Japs design better kemono than western people design furries.

>> No.16197978

>>16197962
Sisters?

>> No.16197979

>>16197965
>or is it solely a western issue due to trash-tier animal-fuckers and costumed freaks?
I think its mostly this and the fact that nip furry art just isn't as... cancerous as western art

>> No.16197980

>>16197965
>Do the Japanese have such a problem with furries
Not from what I know, they're mostly treated like monstergirls 2.0.

I'd say is the western fanbase.

>> No.16197983

>>16197970
Reminds me of that picture where a person is stuck between two medusae, thinking "not again" while the ladies argue over wherever to petrify them in marble or granite.

>> No.16197989

WAKE ME UP

>> No.16197997

>>16197989
When September ends

Sorry

>> No.16198002
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16198002

>>16197962
>dragonia has all the cool dragons.

>> No.16198004
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>>16197989

>> No.16198009

>>16196052
>you will never read/watch all the tentacle on male rape monsters would put out
>or orc on male for that matter
Life isnt fair

>> No.16198010

>>16197908
>This entire post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24Vlt-lpVOY

>> No.16198013
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>>16197885
Yes.

>> No.16198018
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16198018

>>16198002
Dragon knights are pure and cute!

>> No.16198022

>>16198013
Wait this is an actual character in something? Source?

>> No.16198023

>>16197908
I know I shouldn't be giving this argument (You)s or contributing to the autism it is. But aren't Automatons full robots? How do people have a problem with Automatons?

>> No.16198025

>>16197546
Only Loesenis could be behind this post.

>> No.16198030

>>16198018
Defeintly a cute and pure!

But have you also concidered nun Dragons? Since you have such a refined taste for not only dragons, but the pure kind as well

>> No.16198038

>>16198023
You answered it yourself, Anon.
Autism.

>> No.16198039

>>16198018
>I can use my tail to do WHAT?

>> No.16198041

>>16198022
jack the ripper from fate/grand order

>> No.16198042
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>>16198022
She's Jack the Ripper, an Assassin class servant from Fate/Apocrypha and Fate/Grand Order.

>> No.16198043

>>16198022
The Fate/Apocrypha novels, and/or the Fate/Grand-Order web game.

Assassin of Black, aka. Jack the Ripper.
Yes, Japan took the most infamous serial killer of all time, and made a hip-tastic loli. And you thought what they did to King Arthur was out-there.

>> No.16198045

>>16198023
Not him but Automatons are magitek golems. No aliens/furries/robots is old thread informal rules though. Not that some things don't get discussed sometimes, like Jaegirls or mecha musume, but they fall under the usual "Not on topic, but still talk about sometimes." same way people talk about new movies or video games that come out here sometimes.

>> No.16198059

>>16198045
>Magitek Golems

Well as long as it's canon then sure.

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16198067

>>16198043
>And you thought what they did to King Arthur was out-there.
This is Attila the Hun. She wields a GN Sword that happens to have a symbolic tricolored blade not too dissimilar from Air Heads Xtremes.

>> No.16198071

>>16197871
thats not a paladin thats basically a soul bound to an armor.
also skub.

>> No.16198103

>>16198030
Yes i have! Dragons praying look cute!

All dragons are cute!

I'm the biggest dragon slut.

>> No.16198105

>>16198067
That's some cute civilization.

>> No.16198114

>>16198103
You know what's going to happen to you Dragonsluts? A very special dragon will show up and fill your slutyness with only sluts of her. You'll be addicted in no time.

>> No.16198123

>>16197979
>>16197975
>>16197980
http://imgur.com/a/K6ELv

It also helps that the Nips tend to be EXTREMELY vanilla when it comes to kemono, unlike western artists who love to include the most douchebag and nigger-ish furries into their stuff because 'REASONS'.

Fuck what the haters say, the deer one is maximum fucking vanilla overload ending since the guy was coming to her shrine every day, spending time with her under the pretense that she was giving him the blessing of the kami.

Turns out she lied and he was in love with her anyway.

>> No.16198128

>>16198067
Godamit

>> No.16198137

>>16198123
I don't really like the muzzles and furry faces there.
I'm actually okay with Polt, but she at least has a human facial structure.

I guess out of all those that you linked, the foxgirl is the one I'd go for at all.

>> No.16198141

>>16198114
But anon i'm already addicted to dragons.

The folder grows and i cant fap to anything other then dragons, help.

>> No.16198158

>>16197962
I don't believe I've ever seen this one before...

>> No.16198180

>>16198041
>>16198042
>>16198043
Oh wow. I mean i know fate gets a little liberal with the characters but jack the ripper being a hot brown lady?

>> No.16198195

>furries still trying to make excuses for their shit
I don't even know if you're actually furfags or just false flaggers trying to make these threads look bad, but furshit isn't accepted here, end of the story.

>> No.16198197
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16198197

Mating press the queen until she is satisfied!

>> No.16198203

>>16198197
>not get matting pressed by
SHIT
TASTE

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16198208

>>16198180
>Tomas edison has a lion head for no fucking reason
>leonardo da vinchi is a woman
>sir francis drake is a woman
>pick related is frankenstines monster

>> No.16198209

>>16198195
Who are you quoting, Anon?

>> No.16198210

>>16198195
What about vaginas that still have fur on them. I'm not talking super blown out not taken care of vaginas, I'm just talking some bush.

>> No.16198212

>>16198197
Oh hey, has anyone translated that?

>> No.16198215

>>16198208
Okay that's not even a good Frankenstein's monster girl.

>> No.16198216

>>16198195
Calm your autism, Sir. I only posted that imgur link to show the difference between Japanese kemono and Western furries. No need for your jimmies to get so rustled, you can still ignore Cu and Cait Sith while I find a cure for their furriness.

>> No.16198217

>>16198210
We call that pubic hair, dude. Humans have that.

>> No.16198219

>>16198067
Still doesn't feel as extreme as Jack.

Though then again, in the new musou game, there's apparently some circumstances that turn Attila into a loli too.

>> No.16198223

>>16198217
But is it considered fur on a MG? They aren't humans, after all.

>> No.16198224

>>16198208
>That
>Frankenstein's monster
On one hand, that's the worst Frankenstein's monster girl I've ever seen
On the other hand, Doc had some priorities

>> No.16198225

>>16198208
I thought Da Vinci was a trap?

Also I think there were some implications that Drake was actually Elizabeth I or somethin'?

>> No.16198232

>>16198223
I wouldn't mind if it was more fuzzy and like actual fur. Actually, thinking out it, I'd like it more.
If I can love the idea of fluffy wolfgirl arms, legs and tails, then I can love the idea of the same fluffiness around their crotch.

>> No.16198242

>>16198141
Yeah, but you'll get addicted to one specific Dragon. It's what we call waifu.

>> No.16198253

>>16197803
All this means is that I can now become the first real Paladin.

>> No.16198264

>>16198253
Eros > chief god

>> No.16198266

>>16198264
Would paladins of Eros be a thing?

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16198267

>>16198141
you wouldnt breed a dragon

right?

>> No.16198268

>>16198266
They might be.

>> No.16198273

>>16198266
I don't know but I hope so. If they are I would say they're less common then heroes of the chief god because of her weaker power.
I've been tossing around the idea of writing a series about one

>> No.16198275

>>16198267
Any good man would.

>>16198242
Who do you think i was referring too?

>> No.16198278

>>16198267
I'd give her many whelps to handle.

>> No.16198280

>>16198275
I thought you mean you were a slut to all dragons.

>> No.16198285

>>16198264
I would literally be the only Paladin, I can choose any god I want. I don't even have to choose a god!

>> No.16198290

>>16198267
I would breed that Dragon even after she got heart pupils.

>> No.16198296

>>16198273
How would the paladin in question be less powerful?

>> No.16198299

>>16198273
Then fucking do it.

>> No.16198302

>>16198278
A team of adventurers trying to fend off many MG whelps because one had to run into all the eggs to see what happens.

>> No.16198308

>>16198280
I am but Waifu above all others.

>> No.16198310

>>16198296
No i meant eros creates less heroes then the chief god because her power is less. Chief is listed as basically top dog with fallen god a close second, eros is a 'mid rank diety' so one step down I would assume. The heroes would be equal just fewer in number.

>> No.16198316

>>16198310
Ah, I gotcha.

>> No.16198320 [SPOILER] 
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16198320

Let's go to the MGC Bar! It's not too late, we can have ourselves a good old time, all our friends are probably still there, laughing, singing, and having some drinks!

Come on let's go!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usw6klhI7Os

>> No.16198322

>>16198308
I know what you mean. Gotta be careful that no other dragons try to lead you astray though.

>> No.16198330

>>16198322
>Implying any dragon would put a taken human in that position.

>> No.16198332

>>16198320
Just like that picture going to the bar solves nothing and you'll still be sad.

>> No.16198335

>>16195997
I appreciate (You) anon

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16198339

>>16198332
But I can't visit my future waifu without a little liquid courage...and because I don't have her number yet.

Especially if it's closed! This is a travesty anon!

>> No.16198341

>>16198339
That is very obviously not a unicorn. Unicorns wouldn't be in such undecent places alone.

>> No.16198343

>>16198320
Can't really drink with my fellow Anons. Alcohol gives me diarrhea.

>> No.16198347

>>16198343
Solved by manbo mano.

>> No.16198350

>>16198320
At least it's not the theme from Cheers

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16198361

>>16198341
Pally Lawyer goes.

And he wouldn't go anywhere indecent.

>> No.16198362

>>16198347
But what monster girl would be willing to cure a poor Anon from his alcohol allergy?

>> No.16198366

>>16198362
An alps (ex)man meat.

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16198369

Mermaids up in this mother fucker!

>> No.16198371

>>16198369
Merrows be the best mermaid.

>> No.16198374

>>16198371
Sea Bishops.

>> No.16198377

>>16198374
Well thats like, your own opinion man.

>> No.16198380

>>16198371
>>16198374
Vanilla

>> No.16198381

>>16198371

They are pretty cute.

>> No.16198382

>>16198361
Do PallyLawyer and PallyYeti ever meet at the bar?

>> No.16198388

>>16198369
Isn't there a bit in the upcoming Shantae game where a mermaid conversion factory appears?
A girl gets a giant fish parasite stuck to her bottom half, and it turns them into a mermaid.

>> No.16198391

>>16198380
Let me guess, you're a charybidis fucker aren't you?

>> No.16198392

>>16198388

Yep, that's a thing.

>> No.16198395

>>16198391
No, I mean vanilla mermaid

>> No.16198396

>>16198392
Neat.
Reminds of that doujin with the same concept, except using centaurs.

>> No.16198397

>>16198374
THE BISHOP!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDnE-5lD7w8

>> No.16198401

>>16198395
Oh... Forgive me for such transgressions.

>> No.16198404

>>16198396
Jesus, I think I know what doujin you're talking about. That shit was pretty bad.

>>16198369
Big mermaid is cute.

>> No.16198413

>>16198404
It was a pretty horrific, rapey one. If I remember it, the female knights were sent on a suicide mission to eliminate some centaurs. But of course, doujin happened, and they ended up getting mind controlled by the horse parasite as it fused to them, turning them into rapey centaurs.

>> No.16198415

>>16198413
Yes, that's the one and we all know what happens in it. People should burn that.

>> No.16198421

>>16198415
Tell me what happens that you aren't telling. Give me all the grisly details so I don't have to crack it open in curiosity.

>> No.16198427

>>16198413
Sound disturbingly close to what happens in MGE.

>> No.16198434

>>16198427
The difference is this doujin was more straight up in displaying the fear and powerlessness of the two girls.
MGE would just paint it as "Nah, don't worry about it, they'll be better this way, they don't know what they want."

>> No.16198436

>>16198421
No thanks, I would rather talk about just your average horse pussy. The ones that you can hug and give her a kiss on the cheeks.

>> No.16198437

Anyone else here get inspired to write from music? My two songs inspiring me to write the super dominant baphomet are these two.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAVybZDjP8s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RttRqgSPXg

>> No.16198441

>>16198025
Spell my name right faggot

>> No.16198443

>>16198437
Great, go blog about it on /mu/, or somewhere that gives a shit.

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16198452

>>16198436
Good on yeah Mr. Anon.

>> No.16198454

>>16198441
Alright Lostpenis.

>> No.16198456

>>16198441
No.

>> No.16198458

>>16198434
>MGE would just paint it as "Nah, don't worry about it, they'll be better this way, they don't know what they want."

That sort of makes it worse.

>> No.16198467

>>16198454
>>16198456
Please do not bully

>> No.16198473

>>16198467
You called me a faggot first shitheel, you're getting bullied.

>> No.16198474

>>16198467
Hey at least they are not bullying Vic anymore.

>> No.16198479

>>16198474
Vic is not even in the story anymore

>> No.16198487

>>16198203
>A big strong Dragon ojou-sama will never pin you to the bed and mating press you for days on end, giving you potions through kisses to keep you going.
FUCK.

>> No.16198488

>>16198458
Welcome to MGE. Happiness is mandatory, and if you're a girl, say goodbye to your personality, and hi to being a slave for cocks.

>> No.16198490

>>16198479
I meant your donut steel faget.

>> No.16198493

>>16198458
to be blunt it's kind of true though. The way the setting is set up all human life is improved by turning into a monster

>> No.16198494

>>16197858
Agreed, little monsters should have nice butts.

>> No.16198499

>>16198488
>>16198493
Welp, that's why we have headcanon.

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16198500

>>16198479
>>16198474
Who's Vic?

>> No.16198502
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16198502

It's hip to fuck bees.

>> No.16198505

>>16198488
White knight pls go

>> No.16198506

>>16198502
I want Hornet nee-sans.

>> No.16198507

>>16198500
Holy shit, 2 and a half hours of being fucked senseless. Would there be a point where you would just beg for deaths release from such lewdness

>> No.16198508

>>16198502
Are bee queens haughty ojous?

>> No.16198510

>>16198490
Which storyless donut steel is the best?

>> No.16198511

>>16198500
I wish monster girl porn was real

>> No.16198516

>>16198510
Mine, she likes to observe people.

>> No.16198518

>>16198434
>>16198458
It wouldn't be wrong though. MGE centaurs are pretty sweet all things considered, I think they're even one of those races tame enough that humans sometimes deal with them.

>> No.16198519

>>16198511
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2866677

>> No.16198523

>>16198488
And men become slaves to the V.

What's your point.

>> No.16198525

>>16198421
Here's the link to it, if you want to read it.
https://exhentai.org/g/694085/378014a113/
If not, then here's the plot.
Two girls, Red and Blue, are hunting centaurs. Apparently centaurs are meant to be friendly creatures, but recently they've been claiming victims, and so Red and Blue are tasked with hunting them.
They take one down, but the horse part vanishes, leaving a human corpse behind. Red protects Blue from an ambush and gets struck on the head in the process, and the attacker turns out to be a horse. Except replace the entire head part with tentacles like something out of Residen Evil 4. Blue get's pulled into the horse by the tentacles, they violate her, take over her CNS, and takes control of her. HorseBlue rapes Red, and the story ends with Red being turned into a rape centaur too. As they rape a bunch of girls into submission, to be turned into more rapetaurs.

>> No.16198527

>>16198507
You wouldn't even be able to think about begging for death since you'd be reduced to an ahegaoing mess thrusting his hips.

>>16198508
Haughty baby crazy ojous.

>>16198511
Are you sure anon? A lot of it is probably "amateur" and their amateurs are usually unsuspecting human boys who get thrown in the back of cars and raped for hours. Sometimes it's even with multiple girls.
Do you want to risk being in one?

>> No.16198540

>>16198525
Thanks for the plotline. I can't get past the panda, kek.

>> No.16198549

>>16198527
I like to daydream about a shady manticore plumber with cheesy dialogue

>> No.16198553

>>16198527
Oh come on there'd be alot more variety than that. Some monsters would want to see the men enjoying themselves, or even taking the lead.

>> No.16198556

>>16198549
and pants that show off her ass rack when she is fixing stuff with the tools?

>> No.16198564

>>16198500
Victoria

>> No.16198565

>>16198553
>cute college boy who offers to pay for pizza in some other way

>> No.16198570

>>16198565
Male skarpne

>> No.16198573
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16198573

>>16198502
>>16198506
>>16198508

>> No.16198574

>>16198570
Who?

>> No.16198578

>>16198574
an ayyy lmao who paid for pizza in another way. Pretty hot stuff.

>> No.16198591

>>16198549
>shady manticore plumber
But that's a setup that would be preplanned.
The rape porn would happen if you get dragged into an alley by a Manticore and raped by her tailpussy before she drags you off to her house to rape you properly.
The title of the video is "Manti-chan breaks in her husband: 72 hours of action!" and it has four disks.

>>16198553
Well yeah, but that's the real deviant stuff. A lot of it's POV for the NEET monstergirls to pretend that the boy is their husband and the boys who star in those movies are turbosluts.
And the ones in the non POV ones often get married for real at the end.

>> No.16198595

>>16198553
>monster girl joi
MY DICK

>> No.16198596

>>16198573
>>16198502
>TFW no story called "A Honey-Flavored Kiss"
>With a loving bee
Fuck this gay planet.

>> No.16198603
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16198603

You think there are parents in MGC who disown their sons for marrying alps, or becoming alps? I imagine momsters wouldn't really care as long as they get grandchildren, or they would be happy to have more in common with their kid.

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16198610

HQ Kitsune milkbags.

>> No.16198612

>>16198595
>Monstergirl JOI videos come with a USB Onahole so it feels like you're actually fucking the Succubus telling you how to stroke and how fast you should.
>No such videos exist. It's all just a bunch of lonely succuviruses who are great at dirty talk but have never actually had sex.

>> No.16198624

>>16198603
Momsters can't have sons, so they're spared from the drama.

>> No.16198629

>>16198499
Something (somehow) substantially worse, yet infinitely more pretentious?

>> No.16198636

Why are friday nights so tiresome? If monster girls were a thing I would just invite the first one I see to cuddle in bed with me.

>> No.16198637

>>16198629
Threadcanon is worse than headcanon, imo.

>> No.16198640

>>16198610
>No kitsune to rape you with her enormous chest while holding you in place with her tails.
>She'll never grin smugly as you coat her chest in your cum because she knows that you're hers now.
>She'll never move in with you because she knows you can't go without her tits.
>She'll never use her fortune to pay your rent so she can spend all day raping you.

>> No.16198641

>>16198603
Well, on the one hand your son technically isn't gay anymore, but on the other, no grandsons and no human grandchildren period. I can't see people being happy with that until they reach the "as long as you're happy" point. Many never would.

>> No.16198642

>>16198637
Ya, threadcanon is obviously what I meant.

>> No.16198646

>>16198636
It's the end of the week. Perfect time to start feeling a bit lazy.
Would you want her to give you a comfy blowjob or two as well?

>> No.16198647

>>16197734
I'd probably mindbreak myself if I ever had sex with a fruitsheep
Not only would my hips literally move on their own but the we'd slam into each other with increasing force

>Spoiler
The Sabbath kinda ruin an aspect of Gremlin, she isn't confident in her body and uses her machines to compensate
If she joined the Sabbath and was taught her body is perfect as is, it wouldn't be bad but it would be sad that she would learn this from them and not from her husband

>> No.16198658

>>16198647
The only good way to improve a Gremlin's body image is through love and appreciation, not joining a cult.
...Actually, "Joining a Cult" is kinda bad for any kind of self improvement come to think about it.

>> No.16198662

>>>/a/150469437/
fan art when?

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16198663

>>16198382
Pally and Yeti are the drunk taxi service for the bar

>> No.16198668

>>16198662
>>>/a/150469437

>> No.16198670

>>16198646
No, I would just use and abuse of her as a living daki. Which means I'm going to nuzzle her cheeks, stare into her eyes and praise them, cuddle like a yeti in heat and maybe caress her a bit.
If she is a loliflayer then things would be different.

>> No.16198673

>>16198670
>If she is a loliflayer then things would be different.
>You now gain sexual pleasure from cuddling because LOLflayer
>Semen everywhere and you just don't give a fuck because it's so comfy

>> No.16198677

>>16198673
>Sexing the loliflayer
Ew, get out of here.

>> No.16198679

>>16198668
>Fairy Tail

>> No.16198680

>>16198677
Who is?

>> No.16198684

>>16198673
That sounds pretty nice, actually. The harder you cuddle her, the closer you get to cumming, and because she's a squishy loliflayer, the harder she's squeezed, the better she feels.

>> No.16198686

>>16198668
>Dragon Girl Erza
Good news this is. Most good indeed.

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16198687

>>16198610
I've seen better bazooms.

>> No.16198689

>>16198680
>>You now gain sexual pleasure from cuddling

Loliflayers are not for anything related to sexuality.

>>16198684
Yep, I'm definetely going to sleep. I can stand punching Baphos, stabbing Redcaps and throwing Alices away, but no one should dare to touch the squishies.

>> No.16198690

>>16198687
We need more eyelashes in anime. Also lips, but this reminded me of eyelashes. They're cute and sexual at the same time.

>> No.16198693

>>16198640
That's the dream life right there.

>> No.16198694

>>16198689
>I can stand punching Baphos, stabbing Redcaps and throwing Alices away
That's just horrid. I'm talking about consensual loliflayer squishing.

>> No.16198695

>>16198687
MATURE FOX BITCHES

BRUH

>> No.16198698

>>16198689
Anon, your sense of right and wrong has been warped. Reconsider who you choose to associate with.

>> No.16198700

>>16198690
Too much lips runs the risk of going bimbo, which is fucking disgusting.

But eyelashes are god tier. If a monstergirl doesn't have lovely, well defined eyelashes that could catch snowflakes in them, then get that outta my face.

>> No.16198706

>>16198700
>Too much lips runs the risk of going bimbo, which is fucking disgusting.
You're absolutely right, but you don't have to go full retard; lips are an amazing detail in moderation. Normally though we just get a slit for a mouth, maybe a hint of lips when the character is in profile or something. It's sad.

>> No.16198708

>>16198706
Oh, that's the sort of thing you mean. Yeah, detail of them in profile I can really get behind. The more detail you actual put into defining the shape of a face in profile, the better, really.
And in coloured doujins and stuff, when there's just the perfect amount of sutble, soft pink colouring. It's the best.

>> No.16198709

>>16198694
Even if she wants it she's not getting it. Loliflayers are for squeezing and pinching her cheeks.

>>16198700
Like I've said, my tastes are REALLY weird. You would be pretty surprised.

>> No.16198712
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16198712

Is this too much?
I think it is

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16198716

>>16198640
Her calcium cannons hopefully have uses beyond titfucking, because having an opportunity so save on dairy expenses sounds lovely.

>> No.16198720

>>16198708
No, I meant all the time in my first post. What I was saying in that last post was profile shots were the only ones in which we MIGHT see lips normally. If they aren't doing that chipmunk bullshit.

Thinking on it, eyelashes when overdone look shitty too. Do enough and you end up with something that looks like falsies. Too much of anything is bad as always.

>> No.16198723

>>16198712
Not at all.

>> No.16198726

>>16198693
>Wake up and go to the kitchen to find the busty Kitsune Ojou-sama waiting for you in a naked apron with breakfast.
>After eating she throws you on the couch and rapes you.
>Then she cuddles you on the couch while watching her shows and raping you.
>Then after dinner she drags you to the bedroom to rape you until you pass out.
>She insists that she's raping you even though it's become consensual at this point because she'd get flustered if she admitted you're her boyfriend.

>> No.16198727

>>16198712
They're perfect, provided they're also very sensitive to groping and suckling.

>> No.16198734

>>16198716
She was raised on a diet that included almost nothing but Holstaur milk to drink since she was young to keep up her family's track record of enormous tits, so of course she lactates.
It really turns her on when you drink from her tits.

>> No.16198736
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16198736

>>16198726
How am I supposed to be able to get off if it isn't genuine rape!

>> No.16198742

>>16198726
I heard that if you cum inside a foxgirl three times it means you're married! This is also my plan.

>> No.16198743

>>16198640

All day? MGs sure don't have a lot of hobbies do they?

>> No.16198744

>>16198712
Not really, since that's where magic tends to be stored.

>> No.16198750

>>16198723
>>16198727
I dunno that's a lot of Oni for one man, even if you can handle the breasts she still has huge hips to choke you with

>provided they're also very sensitive to groping and suckling.
Of course they are

>>16198716
And that's too much fox for one man too

>> No.16198753

>>16198709
>Loliflayers are for squeezing
Yes. Squeezing with hard hugs while dicking them intensely.

>> No.16198757
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16198757

>>16198369
Shit, the new Shantae is out soon. I need to get on that.

>> No.16198759

>>16198736
Love.

>>16198742
Well it's your lucky day anon, It's her plan too.
She'll take her time with it though. She'll get the first two quick and then draw out the third for days while getting you off with her mouth, tits, and thighs.

>>16198743
She's a lazy lewd Kitsune Ojou-sama and she's horny as hell.

>> No.16198764 [SPOILER] 
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16198764

>>16198757
I think it's out for backers.

Like out out. It's weird.

>>16198759
>Love

I love her when she surprise sexes me anon.

...And I guess the times when she doesn't too.

>> No.16198774

>>16198668
>Erza is literally a Dragon
Even more reason to not give a shit about that series.

>> No.16198779

>>16198668
Best girl is best species?
I can dig it.

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16198780

>>16198764
>I think it's out for backers.
Huh. Maybe I can just pirate it then.

>> No.16198782
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16198782

This giant Amazon Cat Girl just saved you from a pack of giant lizards.

How are you going to repay her?

>> No.16198784

>>16198782
those are salamanders, thus amphibians.

>> No.16198788

>>16198782
By ignoring her because cat-type MGs are usually petty and shitty.

>> No.16198790

>>16198782
Well, I can prepare her dinner, a bath, or perhaps...

>> No.16198791

>>16198782
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

>> No.16198792

>>16198782
I'll marry her daughter.
>>16198784
Do you think it matters to her?

>> No.16198797

>>16198782
A home cooked fish the perfect size for a shonen hero.

>> No.16198798

>>16198791
>360
>walk away
>into her arms
Was this part of your plan?

>> No.16198801

>>16198798
>She starts purring

>> No.16198805

>>16198764
>I love her when she surprise sexes me anon.
Then you're going to love when she uses her illusion magic to disguise herself as a dakimakura, leaves you a note that says she's going out, and then when you least expect it, slide her dick inside her pussy and transform back.

>> No.16198807

>>16198801
Why is the thought of a huge, very muscular werecat, purring as she holds me, the thing I want most in life?

>> No.16198808

>>16198798
How else am I supposed to moonwalk away?

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16198811

>>16198782
>Saved me

These damnable white knight MGs are getting in the way, stealing my kills and training, every time there's even a hint of potential danger they hop in unasked and deal with any problem then look to me like they deserve a reward!

I've had it! I'm going right into the Demon Realm to pick a fight with the biggest meanest Demon Realm Boar and no one is going to get in my way!

>> No.16198813

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to remain calm and simply nod when that drunken oni at the bar with a beer belly grabs you and begins talking about how she was the best until she blew out her knee.

>> No.16198816

>>16198807
You'll be safe and loved. Who doesn't want that?

>> No.16198827
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16198827

Nothing like a dark doggo, no sir. Nothing like a dark doggo.

>> No.16198830

>>16198816
Yeah, that be great.
Especially comfy when it came time for bed and you made her the little spoon.

Although being the small one for once would be nice.

>> No.16198831

>>16198827
What about a dark doggo with black hair?

>> No.16198833

>>16198807
It's great having a big girl who's susceptible to scratches under the chin and belly rubs.

A great big kitty cat who can frighten neighbors, but is perfectly docile with the right application of pats.

>> No.16198844

>>16198827
Brown skin photoshops always end up looking shit, and I'm someone who loves delicious brown. You can't force it where it doesn't go in the first place, and it looks wrong on Kagerou.

>> No.16198847

>>16198833
That it would be.
Giving her nice massages and scritches behind the ear, only to be rewarded with thunderous purring would be a grand thing.

Wouldn't even need to give her kittens to feel that good, although I most certainly would when the time was right.

>> No.16198849

>>16198811
>RP shit
>Some fucking Adventure Quest avatar

Piss off.

>> No.16198853

>>16198827
She looks a lot like the Footjob wolfu from Zell's game.

Identical really, stance, colors, the whole shebang.

Only difference is that shirt.

>> No.16198859

>>16198849
>Adventure Quest

Feel free to guess again.

>> No.16198872

>>16198782
lick her clean of any sweat

>> No.16198875
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16198875

Big Buff Wolfu!

>> No.16198878

>>16198872
This is acceptable in Cat Amazon culture, a sign of respect.

>> No.16198884

>>16198878
well not what i was going for i suppose respect works

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>>16198875
she's a cute!

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16198894

>>16194827
>>16194833
>>16194856
>>16194868

>> No.16198898

>>16198603
At least your gay son will now make grandkids for you.

>> No.16198902

>>16198884
I hope she picks up on it eventually

>> No.16198910

>>16198894
Bushy Eyebrowsubbus is the best.

>> No.16198912

>>16198894
Latenight you based bastard.

>> No.16198924

>>16198894
we really don't deserve you

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16198925

>>16198893
I wanna lick those abs!

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16198935

LSAT tomorrow, wish me luck, lads.

>> No.16198938

>>16198935
Good luck, anon! I'm sure you'll do well

>> No.16198940

>>16198935
break a leg
if you score high enough your waifu will be real and congratulate you

>> No.16198942

>>16198935
Shits easy yo.

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16198952

>>16198942
Don't want to jinx myself, but yeah. I'm taking it on a whim and I'm utterly surprised.

>> No.16198954
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16198954

Raijus shouldn't own carpet shops

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16198962

>>16198954
I have something for this.

>> No.16198968

>>16198894
She should be dressing a little more conservatively.

>> No.16198986

>>16198954
Whether or not you think so, fact is that they're almost always the ones running them.

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16198996

>>16197707
>>16197730

>> No.16198999

>>16198954
>You'll never fuck a monstergirl version of Yoruichi until you pass out.
>You'll never wake up and find her straddling you ready for rounds two through fifty five.
God damn it I just want a brown catgirl sensei to molest me!

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>>16198894
Darn bar delinquents.

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16199007

>>16198962
I never cared much for Bleach but I do love me some delicious brown.

>> No.16199011

>>16199006
Succubus delinquents are cute and their Banchou is the cutest!

>> No.16199013

>>16199006
you cant do this to my heart

>> No.16199014

>>16198996
She's even dressed well for the private occasion.

>> No.16199035

>>16198996
That outfit is super cute and very /fa/.

>> No.16199052 [DELETED] 

>>16199007
>posting that after everything its caused
What the fuck are you doing.

>> No.16199055 [DELETED] 

>>16199052
Meme aside, that's a really cute picture.

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16199064

>>16198968

>> No.16199065 [DELETED] 

>>16199055
That's part of the problem in the first place.

>> No.16199072 [DELETED] 

>>16199052
I just like Raijus and think its cute. People are retarded for getting so monumentally upset at something so fucking petty.

>>16199065
It's a problem that she's cute?

>> No.16199074 [DELETED] 

>>16199052
What happened? All I know is that as some point there was an influx of Raiju posting and headpats but that's it
Thought it was just something that passed but now I'm curious

>> No.16199075

>>16198996
>filename
goddamnit, now i really want an automaton with GLaDOS' personality who showers me with backhanded compliments but deep down loves me with all her processor

>> No.16199083

>>16198996
She's really dressed up.

>> No.16199088 [DELETED] 

>>16199074
When she's losing all potential as an interesting MG because some fag is trying to shoehorn her into a one-note, one-dimensional character defined around a single "cute" thing, it is.

>> No.16199092

>>16199064
I want to molest that fox.

>> No.16199094 [DELETED] 

>>16199088
You must really hate yetis.

>> No.16199097 [DELETED] 

>>16199088
For >>16199072

>> No.16199102 [DELETED] 

>>16199074
Read these.
>>/jp/thread/S16174164#p16176281
>>/jp/thread/S16174164#p16182758

>> No.16199104

Don't get your girls crossed. >>16199100

>> No.16199110 [DELETED] 

>>16199104
>still 7 threads to go

>> No.16199114

>>16199064
>When they find out you're breaking the rules
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DojV0tM-dR4

>> No.16199117 [DELETED] 

>>16199088
So, you're just being a massive faggot? Who gives a shit. If he wants to post headpats and it triggers you, post some estim bondage or something instead.

>> No.16199118 [DELETED] 

>>16199088
I mean, you say that as though she's some kind of fleshed out character. Most of the MGs are just sex machines with their own little quirks.

>> No.16199125 [DELETED] 

>>16199110
Different anon. I'm mixed about it now. We've gotten the okay from the mods before, but I can understand why we don't push our luck.

>> No.16199126 [DELETED] 

>>16199088
How do headpats in any way take away from her character?

You seem like the type of person who would whine about all the anons who want to have tender handholding sex with their waifus because it's not depraved enough or something.

>> No.16199130 [DELETED] 

>>16199104
Obligatory fuck you, cunt.

>> No.16199136 [DELETED] 

>>16199094
No, it's not individual monstergirls I dislike. It's just when no actual interesting thought or creativity goes into them. Yetis have tons of creative potential, with their strength, their complete immunity to the cold, and such.

>> No.16199137 [DELETED] 

>>16199125
>mods
You mean one faggot that obviously is trying to get us booted out of here?

>> No.16199138 [DELETED] 

>>16199126
Because they end up being nothing but the meme. You can try to bring up them in contexts aside from it, sure, but people will always bring it right back to the zero-substance meme.
See also: Oomukade.

>> No.16199149

>>16199064
Class Rep fox is probably one of those closeted pervert types.

>> No.16199151 [DELETED] 

>>16199137
I don't know how you got
>Please make more threads
and turned it into
>Get out of /jp/

But you know they delete your posts every time you complain, so why do you keep doing it?

>> No.16199154 [DELETED] 

>>16199118
She's not a character, obviously, but she's a profile for a monstergirl with a lot of ideas and creative potential behind her. You say monstergirls are just sex machines with their own literal quirks, but the reason these threads have so much discussion (mostly, anyway. Recently there's been less of it) is because people create scenarios, stories and pictures where they're more than that. Think of all the characters Latenight has drawn. All the interesting writefaggotry.
I hate the headpat stuff, because the goal of all that and the guy commissioning it all was literally to strip away everything interesting about the raiju and turn her into a one-note monstergirl.
It would've been another futacat, meme cheshire or nerdhound.

>> No.16199155 [DELETED] 

>>16199151
Go back to /qa/ you faggot.

>> No.16199158 [DELETED] 

>>16199154
>the goal of all that and the guy commissioning it all was literally to strip away everything interesting about the raiju and turn her into a one-note monstergirl

Jesus christ

>> No.16199161

>>16199104
Your threads activity managed to teeter off within the 16 minutes it was posted, impressive.

>> No.16199163 [DELETED] 

>>16199151
Because making more threads upsets natives and people who like to complain about us on /qa/.
There's literally a bunch of self-admitted shitposters who've said they'll sabotage these threads to get us booted because we have as big a presence on /jp/ as we currently do.

>> No.16199165 [DELETED] 

>>16199138
You're in the wrong place for creative and thoughtful discussion. While it's nice when it happens, I don't pretend that 95% of what gets posted isn't "X the Y".

The interesting stuff is reserved for our content creators to post. The rest of us sit here waiting to die and post about cute stuff/grim stuff with the waifus.

>> No.16199167 [DELETED] 

>>16199163
I imagine that these are the same ones targeting the /a/ threads.

Not sure if yesterday's porn spammer is one of them; that was awkward

>> No.16199171 [DELETED] 

>>16199165
for>>16199154

>> No.16199173 [DELETED] 

>>16199165
>haha why even try guys?
You're pathetic, really.

>> No.16199181 [DELETED] 

>>16199173
And you're an idiot. You sit here whining about how shit everything is when you could actually be posting real content. Pull your head out of your ass and be part of the solution or shut up.

>> No.16199182 [DELETED] 

>>16199165
When I see posts like yours I wonder how often you actually pay attention to the thread.

>> No.16199185 [DELETED] 

>>16199154
Imagine having a stick this far up your ass about what other people fantasize about.

>> No.16199186

Wew gettin spicy in here.

>> No.16199191

>>16199186
Pass the popcorn

>> No.16199194 [DELETED] 

>>16199181
But that requires effort, anon.

>> No.16199200

>>16199186
Leave Habanero-tan out of this.

>> No.16199201 [DELETED] 

>>16199181
>Expecting people to stop being salty
Or we could continue to get triggered by memes and cuteposting.

>> No.16199208

well who can we depend on for new shit?
anyone know who the active writers are.

>> No.16199209

>>16199200
Well if she didn't spill all the god damn hot sauce

>> No.16199215

>>16199208
Losenis continues to put out quality on a regular basis. Silent as well. Lanternon is MIA but hopefully he starts writing again.

We also have many that post every now and again.

>> No.16199226

>>16199208
Losenis, Silent, ELH and Beast among quite at few.

>> No.16199231

>>16199215
>Lanternon
It's been three months since his last chapter, and they've been coming out less consistently for the last year. I'm beginning to doubt he's going to write consistently again. We're probably not going to see how his universe plays out. I recall there being a third story he wanted to write.

I can't blame him though. He's been at it a long time. I'm surprised he's lasted this long.

>> No.16199236 [DELETED] 

>>16199158
I can't tell if that's an exclamation being made against that point, or because of it.

>> No.16199249 [DELETED] 

>>16199165
Sorry, but you're wrong. There's no "reservation" on interesting stuff to post.
Anyone can do it, even if it's in the form of a greentext, or just discussion with other anons in the thread.

If you want to have a lazy, fatalistic attitude, then go ahead, but don't try to project it onto the rest of the thread.

>> No.16199261 [DELETED] 

>>16199249
This guy gets it. You ain't gotta wait around for someone else to make the stuff up. Just type. If I see a fun idea, I'll happily do some greentext stuff.

A pity I can't actually get back to writing, though.

>> No.16199277 [DELETED] 

>>16199249
>Anyone can do it
Reserved wasn't the best choice of words, but I'm not wrong. You're right in that anyone can create content, but that makes the a content-creator. The majority of us here aren't regardless of whether or not we could be.

I don't know how you got lazy and fatalistic from my words. It's the simple truth. There are writers and there are readers. Drawers and fans. You either create content or appreciate someone else's.

I'm simply pointing out that most of us don't choose to create. It's not an inaccurate statement. I also don't think there's anything wrong with that as long as the people who don't create don't complain when the thread gets stale from lack of new material.

>> No.16199308 [DELETED] 

>>16199277
No, lazy and fatalistic is right, especially when you say "I also don't think there's anything wrong with that as long as the people who don't create don't complain when the thread gets stale from lack of new material."
You're saying that you're completely fine with a stale thread that doesn't produce content.
You're applying this label of "content creator" completely arbitrarily, when it's not nearly as clear cut as that. The writefags and drawfags we know aren't making stuff for here 24/7, and there's people who very rarely produce stuff, but still do it, people who submit content anonymously, wherever they're drawings, pastebin stories, or thread greentext and stories.

Again, you really do look like you're projecting your own justifications for not giving a shit onto the rest of the thread.

You even posted >>16199181 and told Anon to be a part of the solution, so you admit that no content is bad. But in an amazing display of hypocrisy, you'll tell him to produce content while talking about how you'd choose to not.

>> No.16199357 [DELETED] 

>>16199308
It's funny that you talk about projecting when you completely fail to understand the point I made and ramble on about how much I must hate the thread.

Fun fact, I do write for this thread on a fairly regular basis.

No, I'm not using content-creator arbitrarily. If you create content you're a content creator. Bonus points if you put something out more than once a year.

And NO, there is nothing wrong with not producing content. I really don't care if someone doesn't want to write or draw. I'm perfectly fine if they only want to post about waifus and cuddling the X. I only care when people whine like Anon was. If he feels that the thread isn't up to his posting standards he can pick up a pen and do something productive.

You've somehow managed to get it in your head that I care at all what people post. If they want to post discussion and content, that's great. if they don't, I'm fine with that. Honestly, if anyone's projecting here it's probably you.

>> No.16199385 [DELETED] 

>>16199308
>justifications for not giving a shit
So what you're saying is that he's projecting because he's not trying to hold himself as the gud-posting police?

>> No.16199399 [DELETED] 

>>16199357
The more you try to reason with him, the more triggered he's going to get. If you're not careful, he might accuse you of projecting some more.

See, what you're supposed to say is that anyone who doesn't write or draw is a scumbag that needs to be cleaned from the thread like a degenerate. That kind of "Live and let live" mentality isn't tolerated here.

>> No.16199413 [DELETED] 

>>16199052
Delete from this point on too, janet. This guy is even more annoying that the picture.

>> No.16199414 [DELETED] 

>>16199357
>And NO, there is nothing wrong with not producing content
You get it. As long as you don't complain when things get quiet, who cares? It's like the idiots who complain about elections when they never vote.

>> No.16199484

>Playing Final Fantasy XV
>Encounter an Arachne
>Very pretty with porcelain-white skin
>Instead of the typical backside, instead looks like she's wearing a long, flowing, vibrantly colored shawl
>Also can channel electricity
Neat.

>> No.16199502

>>16199484
Oh shit you saw that too? Was it in the trench?
I thought the same thing as you, anon.

>> No.16199514

>>16199502
Yeah, the trench. I wonder if there are more of them in the game?

>> No.16199529

>>16199514
Most definitely

>> No.16199680 [DELETED] 

>>16199413
Janet's not been around for months.

>> No.16199721 [DELETED] 

>>16199357
When did I say "hate the thread"? All I said was not give a shit, given how you said you'd be fine with a thread with no content.

And by content, I mean what I defined it as before. Literally any greentext or discussion, which would make quite possibly everyone here a content creator under your definition.

Besides, this is all in the content of you saying "You're in the wrong place for creative and thoughtful discussion.", which I was pointing out was a very toxic point of view to possess, especially when you followed it up by saying only a certain small group of people with a status as "content creator" should be posting interesting stuff.

>> No.16199770

So how about those Demons? Cute huh? Don't they look like they'd give the best hugs apart from Yetis?

>> No.16199806

>>16199770
Yes.

>> No.16199810

>>16199770
I fully suspect a Demon is behind this post.

>> No.16199811 [DELETED] 

God, it's depressing to see talk die when some fuck posts a new thread prematurely.
It happens every time, too.

>> No.16199813 [DELETED] 

>>16199811
If the last three hours is your definition of good talk then we need new thread even sooner. C'mon over, it's comfy over here.

>> No.16199852

Well, I'm migrating. This is a bit dull.

>> No.16199857

>>16198687

Oh man I've never fapped to such a short doujinshi so many times. Some semen demons only grow stronger with age.

>> No.16200214

>>16199770
It depends on your perspective. The only reason for a hug is to be made to feel safe or to make some one else feel safe. So when you hug a demon, you're the one who feels safe. but at the same time, if you're not a shota you could also make her feel safe, because it's not one of those hugs where you just cling to her hips.

And so if you prefer to be the one making some one else feel safe in that scenario a loli would give better hugs. Although the better way to put it would be a loli is better at receiving hugs, because you can basically envelop one.

The give/take dynamic depends on size mostly, with an afterthought spared to relationship dynamic. I mean you've seen grown men fall to their knees and be hugged by a loli, but that's because their relationship supersedes their physical differences.

Personally, demons would give the best hugs. You can be made to feel safe, your own physical presence can also make her feel safe, though, not as safe as a loli being hugged by their onii-chan, and any relationship you have with a demon is bound to be deep enough that you could still make her feel secure and safe despite the fact that traditionally, she is supposed to be the protector.

>> No.16200241

>>16200214
I'll expand on my last point by pointing out that the relationship dynamic probably doesn't work so well with something like an ogre or an amazon. Even if they cared deeply for you, I don't think a hug can be anything but them giving and you taking in that scenario. At most all a hug would do for them is remind them that there's some one for them to protect. There's solace and security in that, but it isn't the same sense of safety as there would be with a Demon. For a Demon is so powerful, safety and protection comes to have a different meaning. To my mind what males a demon feel safe is the fact that she can return to you at any given moment, and you'll be there waiting for her. You become something of a port in the storm, her port.

Because once you get powerful enough, your only enemy is others of your own kind, time and yourself. Your charge represents sanctuary from the last two.

Whereas security to an amazon is entirely different. Her tribe offers security from the elements and beasts the lurk in the jungle. It offers food and water. They don't wrestle with time, nor do they wrestle with themselves. And so, outside of a cock and some cum, there's not much a human boy offers them, so the relationship is skewed in this manner.

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