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Remember what to say next month..

>> No.16165567

Go away, you dumb rabbit!!

>> No.16165577

Reisen Reisen!

>> No.16165586
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>> No.16165606
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Ribbit ribbit

>> No.16165624
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fuck her in the bunny cunny?

>> No.16165672
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>>16165543
Merry Christmas?

>> No.16165679
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>>16165586
I want to suck on Tewi's feet!

>> No.16165690

I see a lot of people are disillusioned in Tewi's good fortune promises.

>> No.16165727

I forgot to say it this month and something really good happened. However, part of the good thing that happened was thanks to Tewi so she helped in a way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EUYBWhVkKg

>> No.16165735
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>>16165690
I'VE BEEN FOOLED BY JEWI FOR THE LAST TIME

>> No.16165786

>>16165567
Don't go crying to Tewi if you get injured next month!

>> No.16165811
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kero kero kero

>> No.16166020

paizuri
paizuri

>> No.16166850

>>16165690
This was supposed to be a lucky month yet my cat disappeared.
I don't think this is working.

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>>16166850
Maybe it's a sign for you to get a rabbit instead

>> No.16167548

"bunny tummy"

>> No.16167550

>>16165679
Fumita is the best, wish he made more Touhou doujins

>> No.16167562

>>16165543
Rabbi Rabbi!

>> No.16167564

naizuri
naizuri

>> No.16167573

RAPE
TEWI

>> No.16167880

FUCK YOU REISEN.

STOP MAKING REISEN'S LIFE A LIVING HELL.

FUCK, YOU.

>> No.16167898

>>16167880
That's more accurate than the usual template

>> No.16167946
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>>16165543
say what?

>> No.16167958

>>16167880
I imagine Reisen saying this teary-eyed in fron of a mirror.

>> No.16167974

>>16167946
go back to [s4s] my friend

>> No.16168027
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>>16167880
Poor Reisen
She's even started to disassociate from herself

>> No.16168065

>>16166020
I do this every month.

>> No.16168086
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>>16168065
Did Tewi-chan devour your dick with her tits?

>> No.16168312

>>16167880
Some sort of malfunction.

>> No.16168416
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>> No.16168587

whats the best way to get into marriage

>> No.16168898

>>16168086
Not yet, but like a Christian and prayer, I'm not about to lose faith!

>> No.16169019

I said it for this month and it went smoothly and then my cluster headaches returned after 5 years on my birthday this past wendsday.
Had to spend my birthday in the hospital having wasted good money on plans I was too late to cancel for and still get a refund. I also would miss thanksgiving dinner because I was in too much pain to eat anything and spend most of my day in bed.

Then on Friday I found out I had an allergic reaction to the medicine I was taking FOR my headaches and am covered in rashes on my legs and arms with swelling and numbness to the former.

Have a new prescription but can't pick it up till Monday because it's the weekend.

Can't fap, hurts my head
Can't drink, hurts my head
Can't sleep, head won't let me.

These last 4 days have been hell and I just want to break down and cry.

Fucking Tei.

>> No.16169158
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>>16169019
At least you're alive!

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Ribbit ribbit!

>> No.16169712
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>>16167880

>> No.16169780
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oki

>> No.16169783

>>16169019
Did you rub your belly while saying rabbit rabbit?

>> No.16169794

>>16169019

You would have died instead without Tewi you ungrateful shit

>> No.16169827

>>16169019
That is what you get for listening to a trickster

>> No.16170244

Sorry, this month I won't be able to say it.
Last time I did, Tewi materialized on my bed and milked my dick every single day.
I can't handle it anymore!

>> No.16170610

>>16165624
That's one redundant file name if I ever saw one

>> No.16172606

>>16169780
Man I love pampas grass. Looks like Chen does too.

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>>16166850
>>16167543
ayy lmao

>> No.16173706

>>16169611
>taking off her hat
post ur address kid

>> No.16173733

I want to breed Tewi? I say it every day.

>> No.16173735

>>16169019
Try shrooms.

>> No.16173755
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Holy shit, it's already December soon.

>> No.16173903

>>16173755
Tewi needs to learn to behave.

>> No.16173964

>>16165543
inu inu

>> No.16174022
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>>16173903
Behave?

>> No.16174059

>>16165543
What should I say? Pyon Pyon? Gero Gero? Wan Wan? Merry Christmas?

>> No.16174503

>>16172606
it's so soft!

>> No.16174510
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>>16174022

>> No.16174517

>>16165543
merry christmas?

>> No.16174552
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Cunny bunny!

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>>16165543
Remember to say "Tewi a shit!" twice at the start of the month to keep yourself from losing money to merchant rabbits for false promises of 'luck'.

>> No.16174761

>>16169158
The worst part of all!

>> No.16174920
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Don't listen to the naysayers. I said it at the start of this month and it went swell for me!

>> No.16178606
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Remember to say "guya guya" anytime to undo your "good luck."

>> No.16180619
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>> No.16181857

>>16180619
Hypnotoad pls.

>> No.16182209

Ballsdeep inside tewi's butt!

>> No.16182762

This time I'll try
Mg Mg?

>> No.16183952
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>wake up
>one hour late for work
>was already late once last week
>it's only been 2 weeks into the job
>shitshitshit
>open messages to tell boss im going to be late
>"hey just wanted to let you know you have the day off enjoy!"
It worked!

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Remember that tomorrow is the first day of a new month. The first words that you need to say when waking up can be any of these:

>rabbit rabbit
>tewi tewi
>inaba inaba
>usagi usagi
>kagome kagome

if you fail to do so, you will suffer bad luck for the whole month. good luck everyone!

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I'm going to bed now jaypee. Peaceful sleeps and good luck to everyone in this final chance for 2016.

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>>16184016
>usagi usagi

No! Do NOT say usagi usagi! This will turn you into a black haired little girl with rabbit ears. This happened to the last anon who said this and he/she has suffered a terrible fate since.

The proper words are:
rabbit rabbit
white rabbits
rabbit rabbit rabbit
rabbits
rabbit, rabbit, white rabbit
white rabbit brown rabbit

You'll thank you when you're not some sort of furry cosplay little girl.

>> No.16185680

I shall be try.

>> No.16185711

Remember when you wake up on the first to look in the mirror and yell FUCK YOU! at yourself and say "STOP MAKING MY LIFE A LIVING HELL!"

!

>> No.16186482

>>16185711

That only happens after I got transformed into a little girl with rabbit ears. Hate this so much.

>> No.16187714
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Reporting in mission success. Treat me kindly Tewi!

>> No.16187749
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I want to bite and suck on Tewi's legs and midriff

>> No.16187765
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I said oni oni this month, what are you gonna do?

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>>16165543
Usa Usa!

>> No.16187887
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>>16165543
Tummy kiss Tummy kiss!

>> No.16188486

Am I allowed to say it now, its 5:02am as I am writing this but I have not slept yet because I have a nightshift.
Or do I say it in afternoon when I wake up?

>> No.16188493

>>16188486
It will not take effect unless you sleep beforehand.

>> No.16188531

>>16188493
Afternoon it is then.

>> No.16188823

I said Paizuri paizuri.

What happens now.

>> No.16188899
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I said it! I hope my cat comes back now.

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>> No.16188922

>>16188823

Your dick acquires a new dainty size of 3 inches at full erection.

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Rabbit Rabbit!

>> No.16189020

>>16188823
If you sleep naked Eirin will milk your cock with her big boobies, but you'll never know it happened.

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rabbit rabbit

>> No.16189196
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Rabbit Rabbit

>> No.16189249

I remembered!

>> No.16189270

mating press
mating press

>> No.16189280

Tewi is NASTY

>> No.16189289

I said it as soon as I woke up! Thank you Tewi!

>> No.16189297

>>16184016
What if you're a NEET who stays up all night and sleeps all day? Do I say it at midnight or just wait until I wake up at 4 PM?

>> No.16189450

>>16189020
But Eirin is my favourite 2hu! Oh Tewi you bastard! That wasn't part of the deal! THAT WASNT PART!

>> No.16189458

RABBIT RABBIT!

LET'S GO!

Inaba-dono

>> No.16189481

Anyone have that pic where Reisen is a loli and Tewi is a developed oppai bunny?

I need it for reasons.

>> No.16189594

Rabbit rabbit!
http://imgur.com/a/G0Ri4

>> No.16189945

>>16189594
arigatooooo gozaimasu

and now i order my Tewi tan fumo !!!

>> No.16190261

I did it.

>> No.16190344

I REMEMBERED

>> No.16190362

Yayy I did it!

>> No.16190376

I did it. Does that mean I get to marry Tewi?

>> No.16190398

>>16190376
Yes, you can be her husband for the night paying for and advantageous price, this is a limited time offer, call right now!

>> No.16190540
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Dumb bitch stepmom needed me to do something and woke me up by yelling from the kitchen and wouldn't stop till I responded.

No luck this month.

>> No.16190570
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Rabbit rabbit.

>> No.16190593

>>16190540
Shoulda just told her rabbit rabbit

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usagi usagi

first thing that popped in my head, went to check in the mirror and my hips have widened

>> No.16190643

>>16190596
Good... now all you need is to spread your ass wide directly towards my face

>> No.16190647
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Usagi Usagi

>> No.16190655

>>16190647
I hate it when people don't know what a syringe looks like. Thankfully, this time I didn't have to get upset.

>> No.16190697

>>16190596
That's every tranny's wet dream. Congratulations.

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>>16190655

looks like a syringe to me mate

>> No.16190756

>>16190739
ready it again
"Thankfully. this time I didn't have to get upset."

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Rabbit Rabbit pantsu

>> No.16190831
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Rabbit Rabbit
I said it!

>> No.16191012

>>16190756

oh yeah let me get right on that. i love reading your inane posts in detail.

>> No.16191096

>>16191012
no worries, glad i could help

>> No.16191267

I actually said it. For the first time I managed to do.
I wonder if this will change my shitty life.

>> No.16191452
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I remembered, after two months of forgetting I finally remembered ;-;

>> No.16191499

>>16191452
Me too, after like 6 months (or was it a year?) of forgetting.

Let us hope it worked for the both of us.

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I said kero kero what happens now does the ice fairy come and turn me into an ice cube?

>> No.16191627

>>16165727
cute

>> No.16191669

>>16188899
I wish for you he/she does

>> No.16191924

I had 3 exams today and though i was going to fail them, i did them very nice.


Thanks /jp/

>> No.16192013

rabbit rabbit

Good luck /jp/

>> No.16192207

I remembered this month but my luck seems bad regardless of if I do it or not

>> No.16192230

Did it.

Better let me mating press you little bunny!

>> No.16192446
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I was successful.

>> No.16192862
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I did Ma'am, and I barely passed the hardest test in the Nuclear Navy today!

>> No.16192938
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Rabbit Rabbit!

>> No.16192971
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>>16165543
I finally remembered to say it and I had a fucking car crash on the way home.

THANK YOU.

>> No.16192977
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>>16192971
Did you live?

>> No.16192985
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I forgot again!

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Seems like we have a pretty good hit rate this month. Good work everyone.

>> No.16192987

>>16192977
That's the worst part of it!

>> No.16193008

Rabbit Rabbit

>> No.16193009

Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit.
Good luck, here I come.

>> No.16193243

I just did it and this morning received an e-mail from this company I've been applying since June telling me that "despite how skilled and fulfilled your profile seems we sadly cannot give you our offer to give opportunities to fresh professionals in the area, I hope you understand our point and keep supporting us"

Officially I've been a year unemployed now and pretty much at the end of the rope. Maybe next month will be my lucky one

>> No.16193251

I... missed it this morning.

Does it still count if I say it now?

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>>16193251
What do you think?

>> No.16193281

>>16193260
i think that cock goes into that wide opening mouth

>> No.16193288

>>16193260
I'm going to mating press you until you give me this month's luck

>> No.16193297

>>16190697
im not a tranny but i do have gender dysphoria

>> No.16193343

>>16193243
She thought you wanted to be a NEET.
Darn it Tewi!

>> No.16193470

I had a brief dream where Tewi laid on my chest on her back, with her spandex leggings-clad butt and crotch right in my face. I was also able to rub her cute little tummy from this position.

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>>16191924
I had two! One turned out to be a take-home and the other was easy. Thank you, Tewi!

>> No.16194420

I did it! I said "usagi usagi" on the first of the month!

I am so excited for my lucky month to come!

>> No.16194477

>>16191924
I had one today and it also went pretty well!
I don't think Tewi had anything to do with it since I didn't say the magic words, first thing I said when I woke up was "get it together" because I was super nervous and scared of it!
But thank you Tewi, anyway!

>> No.16194517

>>16165543
Oh man I forgot and it's the 2nd now. Does it still count if I haven't said anything yet this month?

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MOTHERFUCKER, it just occurred to me that i forgot to say "Rabbit Rabbit" the minute I woke up, FORGIVE ME TEWI.

>> No.16194709

Well, shit. I just remembered today was the first just as I'm about to go to bed. This entire time, I thought November had a 31st.

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FUCK I FORGOT

>> No.16197918

Tewi is a stupid bitch!

>> No.16198003

>>16197918
Take that back right fucking now dudester.

>> No.16198349

>>16197904
wow who the cum dump brah?

>> No.16198359

I did not do it.
Every month for TWO YEARS now has been very unfortunate.
I am wasting my life.
I hope I die very soon, and I hope it is painless.

>> No.16198871

Is this what's it like to be part of a cult?

>> No.16199648

>>16198871
I want to form a Cult of Paizuri.

>> No.16199779

If I say it on the first day of the year do I get double paizuri

>> No.16201448

>>16198871
I'd call it a tradition or board culture, same like any other regular weekly or monthly threads, likewise you could call Sakurafish from /a/ a cultist

>> No.16204077 [DELETED] 

Anyone have the CM3D2 x86 version?

>> No.16204358

>>16199648
Oppai piggu are bad!

>> No.16206656

>>16198359
Say it next month, and maybe you'll get what you want!

>> No.16206787

I want to make new life with Tewi-chan!!!

>> No.16210034

I've been sick all week and now my apartment got flooded haha
Thank you earth rabbit

>> No.16214688
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>>16165543
Usagi, Usagi, Neko!

>> No.16216846

>>16165735
If "Tewi" is pronounced "Tay" then is "Jewi" pronounced "Jay"?

>> No.16216870
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Erina Erina!

>> No.16217037

>>16201448
You forgot Christmas Yui

>> No.16217060

>>16216870
No one will ever make a fanart of reisen and Erina docking

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>>16217060
Shame.

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>> No.16220110

>>16216870
My new favorite bunny!

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